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-Former fan Macncheese releases creepy screencaps of Onion trying to get her to the grease mansion.
-Onion and Lame both lie about their foot size.
-Laim turns 23 and gets more gifts from fans than from her beloved Onion.
-Laim has a visible meltdown on YouNow which she later says was an anxiety attack although Farmers thought she could of been on Aderall or alcohol.
-Onion leaves us permanently scarred when he posts a picture of him in a diaper and disturbing video.
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first thought on title, "isn't that insulting to his gay gender confused wife woman"
just got to his spin for the camera in diaper, omg, his ass is just awful. awful awful.
actually the whole video seems like a jab at lainey imo
> child protection anon, throw the book at him. his kids do not deserve to constantly be around his shit
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Last anon linked to Onion's channel. Fixed.https://vid.me/kCKRV
and he wonders why he is losing all his viewers?
actually, I imagine he laughed hysterically at his own "comedy" whilst editing this. He thinks he's hilarious. It's definitely not his autistic toilet humor that is driving the viewers away, it's Youtube!
Nice OP, concise with a good pic.
Quick repost of the last vidmes so no one has to threadhop:https://vid.me/QZydM
for Lainey's birthday makeuphttps://vid.me/kCzHV
for happy diaper fun time
(Unrelated: heh, $27 for that ~broken~ shirt. I keep some links and a running total of wasted Hot Topic/Zumiez/F21 dollars in case anyone's personal fashion sense intersects with smol bean's. )
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You're waking home alone and night and you see this, what do you do?
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Why is there a brown ring inside the toilet bowl?!
Saged for nitpicking
Someone sent her MLM stuff. Hilarious! Someone should send her some Lipsense. Imagine Lainey having to spend the money back on her Patreons to get makeup, lol.
I could see her trying to sling MLM stuff as a “beauty guru” in the future.
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He rates teen girls, so lets rate his ass?
Because no one cleans the toilet bowl so they have some lovely molding.
(saged as well)
Y’all weren’t kidding.
Deflate gate 2017.
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Lainey is looking extra monstrous in this video
it has no zest or lust for life. it sags as if weeping and looks like it struggles shitting out his turds from his terrible diet.
Everything about this makes me want to projectile vomit, jesus fucking christ. That's the stuff of nightmares, even by onion standards.>>454783
She looks so fucking smug. Get your shit together Lainey.
Probably the worst part of this for me was, I’m sure he was basically mocking his own children in some of these scenarios. Some of the things he says and how he cries… babies cry no doubt, but it seems like they probably cry because of a lot of negligence and not being properly supervised.
The flour things sort of struck me as some firsthand experience.
>>454783>patchy lipstick leftover>obviously doesn't wash her face>somehow worse eye makeup daily
are you even trying, lainey?
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So he's just gonna tear and break some of his daughters shit? Dad of the year!
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Peep dat cellulitis tho!
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I-is that a shitstain?!
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The picture you post vs reality.
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He's leaving such an artistic legacy!
Can't help but think this is him being passive aggressive af about Lainey's friendship with BinkiePrincess/other age players.>I found this bag of dust and I'm going to inexplicably dump it on my head!
One of his kids probably did this and he's being passive aggressive about it, too
I was thinking the same thing how old is bandaid? Is she old enough to throw a fit about not having her exersaucer?
Also gotta be nitpicky and point out even a cheap one of those from walmart cost me 60$ two months ago. But ya know "muh financial struggle uwu"
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She's on YouNow, explaining why Onion broke Claires babyseat, apparently she left it out in the rain and the music no longer played. So he could ruin it and not donate it because the music didn't play.
I'm with you anon. I didn't buy that lame excuse of "oh we bought this bed for Troy because he likes MLP." They could have just put the My Little Pony sheets on his cars bed.
What's funny is that Greg thinks that by making this diaper disaster of a video that no one will think they are into ageplay now. Wrong. I still very much think Lainey loves Binkieprincess because they're into that. It explains the Cloey decal etc, since the kid is apparently named Claire.
No Anon, that's just Onision.
This is definitely not a career highlight, and I just don't understand why he would do this…
Their fucking privilege astounds me.
Donate that shit. To a local church or daycare. Most people that NEED something like this don’t give a shit if it plays music, especially if you’re giving it away. And honestly, most people are happy when kids toys don’t play music.
Yeah she streams too early for me in my country, so I miss it a lot of the time. But honestly, I am so happy to miss it because I would start feeling angry watching her ignore 90% of her questions, and just constantly talk about how “We are halfway to 200k! We can do it guys!”
Like seriously, someone should record a stream and reupload it sometime, so anons that don’t just get highlights can see how painstakingly miserable it is for those of us that have endured it. I would wager 75% of her one hour streams are just her saying how close we are to like goals and thanking people for likes. The content beyond that is extremely skim milk.
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they are pretty isolated, I doubt the neighbors can hear him.
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talking about the person who maxed out their credit card, selfish
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How to make the lame boy smile? Just give her your money of course. This person is crazy, they just made Laimey break her like goal.
this makes me wanna kms>>454730
she's a ''''lesbian'''''''''''''''''''''
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Brain dead fans looks at those likes.
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So this person maxed out her card and is now only able to make small purchases and what does Laimey respond with, "your bank let us down last time". What a caring person to fawn over, stupid fan probably couldn't even buy a water bottle because she maxed it on her.
Yeah just a naked massage at best kek
I'm honestly surprised Greg hasn't got caught in any sexting scandals. He's very good at being secretive with his cheating. I imagine it's a combination of past experience and dumbo Lainey constantly reading his texts so he has to make it subtle enough it flies over her head.
"No Lainey, seeeee that girl was flirting with meee, I only asked her to be our camera person! She was the one who took it the wrong way, I even asked her to get to know you. I'd never cheat on you, she's just like billie. Now cmon and let's change each others diapers"
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She just hit a fucking million likes from a fan who stated he was depressed. Keep exploiting your fans!
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Lainey is still texting and snapchatting Taylor "bbghosty".
Please tell me this is just a random lucky night with desperate foolish fans.
Like I cannot stand the thought of her getting hundreds of thousands of likes each night.
Can anyone estimate how much she just earned by this one stream?
Also, she's so freaking ungrateful! If I were her I would have hung around after that many likes at least for 30 more min. She left PROMPLTY ten minutes late because she couldn't be bothered.
wow, you found it! nice filename>>454887
can you explain why people actually give her bars? she's about as boring as they come
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She gets $2919, YouNow takes a 30% cut.
Also, Onision lost over 500 subscribers since uploading the diaper video. Really showed us, kek.
(OT but after Lainey's stream it put me into Eugenia's and she's so sweet to everyone and thanks people for 10 likes even though it's not that much for her. She also answers all questions, even negative ones. Lainey never does neither of those things.)
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OT I was gunna put this in the last thread but wasnt sure if I should since I’m tinfoiling, Sarah made this tweet, but as far was we know the only people she’s ever around are Lame and Onion? Who would she be referring to?
Anyone else think that the whole >sage your post
is just as bad as the >learn my pronouns
If someone gets pissy about another anons post they look for low hanging fruit to gripe about and usually that is a non-saged post
Who here actually uses the the Hide Saged Posts For This Thread?
Im sure there will be a few replies to this question with >I always hide saged posts, because I am more elite than you and dont want to wallow in off topic blathering of the unwashed masses who are below me.
If you say you hide saged posts you are most likely lying. I know this because most people who frequent these type of boards have a severe case of Fear Of Missing Out and wouldnt dare miss a post about Mommysboi by accidentally hiding saged posts.saged so no one whines
I don’t think Lainey would actually risk dating this girl becuase looks like onision would be into her. I’m surprised Onion hasn’t pulled the trigger
on a plane ticket for her or another girl. That sounds probably what that new Patreon teir is for, a lazy way to bring in girls. But people who are wealthy enough to pay for something dumb like that’s aren’t his usual type. He likes people he can exert control over.
I want to fucking vomit. I can’t believe people would waste their money on her literal nothing streams and internet persona.
If you want to get really depressed, go through YouNow and see all the people on their with actual talent (singers, people playing instruments, etc.)
Then you have Lainey, scowling, ignoring fans and begging for like goals, all the while doing ZERO for the LGBT community and if anything, making a mockery of it.
I know there will be a day she will be exposed for the liar and thief she is, and that will truly be so satisfying, but in the meantime, suckers waste their shekels on her because she has blue hair and flags for an identity she has concocted but never actually done anything to prove that she is a part of.
peep that hypocrisy
can we all try to come to a consensus that if it doesnt add something significant to the topic. sage, if you have doubts, sage.
28 words this time
still annoying, but thanks for giving us your advise mom
She'll definitely suffer for this eventually. She can't possibly give these people desperate for her attention enough of it and they'll see that PAYING for her attention and "friendship" isn't worth it.
Becca will eventually learn this with Onion too.
This is why I can't stand Lainey.
There are such sweeter people out there that deserve it more.
>>454932>a little humor
OHHHHH! thats what that was suppose to be?
Ill laugh when its funny hunny… k?
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Maybe the only good thing about it is that she will get more exposure, and eventually someone will call her out on her shit.
She can't keep this up forever.
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Guys, I think we’re at the center of rock bottom.
Nice pot belly Gregma
Taylor, some advice, (or Sarah if you're lurking, screenshot this and send it to her)
Try Crest whitening strips! Seriously! Your look would improve times a thousand if you didn't have yellow teeth.
Also, a MOISTURIZER would benefit you greatly. Especially the lower half of your face, bc that half is crusty af.
And, as for those cold sores, Abreva really can stop them in their tracks! you get them pretty frequently, so I'm betting you can sense them coming and would have time to use it! It's a bit expensive but you guys can afford it.
Okay, I'm done. inb4 "stop giving a cow helpful advice!!!" Well, unless Lainey can turn herself into a feminine alt teen, instead of her current form of screetching shrew, nothing will keep Greg around so she might as well stop looking so haggard.
I'd say she needs a lot more advice than just this.
She needs a serious skincare routine.
I watched this, and it was pretty interesting how it sounded like a parody but it wasn't. He's begging for people to buy him underwear (even from Walmart and unironically), complimenting Becca, says he "isn't the hunter" and that he has to get to know someone before he introduces anything else (like a cage? seriously, he is says that), says he shouldn't wear his hair longer because he feels like he's a guy that "can't let go", tells his troll in his comments to give him money and Becca says "yeah, so I don't have to".
Says he'll sing a song about being a pedophile for $500, then begs Becca to keep her money after she says "480 quid is not that much money".
Then Becca jokes "you're causing my depression".
Not sure if I can get through much more of it.
You dingbat. I've been a farmer and posting in these threads a LONG time. I'm the author of this >>454932
by the way, which has caused an IMMENSE amount of butthurt for such a throwaway joke about the irony of >>454908
being an actual serious post.
It's sad to watch these good threads circle the drain while morons argue over whether the site rules apply to them. Tip: they DO.
And you're not a farm and.
Fuck off m8(infighting)
I didnt pay attention to the username of the person who put her over the top with the million goal, but if was a person who never really popped up in older streams I wouldnt poopoo the idea of Grugly making an account and giving her a shit load of bars.
Im sure Grugly thinks that its perfectly fine to do that shit, like a piano player putting a few bucks in his tip jar to start the flow of tips, and that hes just giving money back to his wife so the money is just doing a full circle. But he doesnt factor in 30% cut YouNow takes.
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what the FUG
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This is what happens when you zoom in too close! Btw did he also dye his nuthair black?! I can see it through his old-man diaper!
Saged for nitpicking (again)
Click top fan or whatever it is called. It’s him.
That screen shot was after he dumped flower over his head. So its flower.
His skin is still disgusting, tho
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Look who he fans.
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Trying to keep the identities of non-Onion involved people out of this thread, but I found this on the kid's sister.
Let's hope they start to better monitor their son's online activity as well.
Wow a 23 year old married mother of two is out there begging 9 or 10 year old little KIDS for money…>>455051
This is hilarious.. Taylor is so entitled from growing up spoiled that now every single time she gets no where close to 1 mil she's going to secretly feel sour about it.
P.s. I feel like other than our beloved lamp, Lameo, complainey, lames, nicknames that calling Taylor by her given name (the name she went by for the first 17 years of her life) probably gets to her the most because I'd be willing to bet she associates "Taylor" with herself way more than she will admit. Her suddenly changing her name to fit Greg's needs when she met him is ridiculous. It was just another way for him to isolate her from her family/former life. So in summary I just enjoy calling Taylor by her real name every so often because I think even SHE realizes that "Lainey" is a big phony persona.
i don't think sarah has ever had any milk. she enjoys being used by the onions, nothing else. even if the tweet is about them (its probably not tbh), i doubt it will lead to something.
also she ugly and obssesed with looking like billie so and being "sad"… basically lainey, and we already nitpick lainey more than enough. who cares, no milk, discussion always leads nowhere, the end.
I noticed that too!!! I def don't think she wants Taylor romantically, I think Lamp just is feeling the high of a new(ish) BFF that is cool/trendy/pretty and is giving her attention. It's almost sad because if you look at Lame's sister's facebook she has LOADS of friends and I think if Grease hadn't snatched her up so young she would have been popular in college like her sister is currently.
So I think Lameo is just feeling high off that feeling of comradery with another girl that she can tell everything too that is closer to her age and less boring than plain dumpy Sarah.
Sarah brings nothingggg new to the table for Lainey. She was bound to get bored of her suck-up nanny eventually.
That would look terrible on her because it would highlight her lack of upper lip.
It also sucks that Lame is posting all these makeup tutorials when Billie is too lazy to post. Billie could be doing wayyyy better than her and it would kill the Onions to see that happen. Wish B wasn't too lazy to upload consistently because it would be great to see them sperge at her success.
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Kinda like how lainey lets her sexuality/gender define her???? Could this be a subtle jab at the foot??
sage for off topic, but Jesus fucking Christ Moomoo is such an idiot. "I picked a weeby Japanese name, so how come I'm white????"
Her and Grease are perfect for eachother, I would love to see that trainwreck, especially after all of his "fat/curvy/healthy" videos.
I'd love to know this too.
I also find it interesting that Momo is basically the exact opposite of Lainey (body type, outgoing, feminine - not saying I like her, she and Lainey are both god awful, but they are pretty damn different).
I guess she must tell herself that she is a smol space prince bean and her husband isn't interested in heifers. Unlucky for you, Lainey, it seems like he's interested in anything that isn't you currently.
If you're not traumatized by your own husband, then shut up. He did way worse than billie, he orchestrated the whole fucking thing. He forced her to get a girlfriend, then pretended it was going to be just them, then inched his way in, HE was the one who wanted to cuddle with billie and asked lameo and lameo told HIM no, but HE did it anyway. HE was the one who told lameo that it was going to be a threeway like it or not, and HE had sex with billie. And LAMEO was too scared to tell him no, but wasn't scared to go to billie and put the pressure on her to tell him no for her. And then she blames it all on billie, sides with her onion while hes harassing billie and telling her personal info online, acting all smug and happy that hes finally taking her side and could give a rats ass how he treats billie and basically praising him and going on about how hes her soulmate. All while whining about how dare billie not mention her in her video and shes the victim, how dare anyone feel bad that her husband is harassing this 19 year old when hes the one who did the fucking cheating on his wife. How dare them! Like gtfo out of here.>>454930
at least we know she will die alone and sad, never to be truly loved by anyone with no real friends and her kids likely growing up to detest her and snatching the first chance to run away just like she did with onion. She hates her dad for cheating on her mom or whatever? LOL. Imagine her kids. She will also never be able to keep this up once she gets older and her preteen fans get older and cant max out their parents credit cards.
Gawddamn, I didn’t even realize that was
Onion. The old man tries too hard.>>455112
The fat rolls forming on his vegetarian body
That is not cellulitis. Google what the word means maybe.
Sage and sorry for OT.
>>455110>then inched his way in
kek, literally and figuratively.>>455091
Are you implying Billie would get more fans than them? I very much doubt it. She doesnt bring anything new/fresh to the table, the only reason she got fans to begin with was because she was in the trinity.>>454997
Imagine being in your teens and one of your classmates pull up these pics from your dad…. poor Troy and Cloey.
That's exactly what I'm implying. Billie has 168k and Lamp has accumulated 295k over a much longer timespan than Billie had.
I'm not saying Billie deserves to do better than complainey, bc Billie has a whole host of her own issues, but it's definitely reasonable to say she COULD be doing better if she put in more effort. People loved her makeup videos, and I would have loved seeing the Onions FREAK at her continued success, but my whole point is that she is too lazy to go about it correctly. So while she's too lazy to capitalize on the attention that boning Grease got her, I am saying I wish she WOULD.
The irony of him scratching his diapered ass on the wall next to a "be the change you want to see on the World" poster
Stay classy gerg
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I think she said it's because she's working full-time, whereas Lainey has all the time in the world to do streams and videos.
Kind of sucks, but maybe she'll be back (just to do better than Lainey, I don't really care otherwise).
She looks like she's in a bad emo band that's stuck in a myspace phase.
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You got a million likes Laimey? Okay here's some internet love.
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Laimey used to ignore this girl a lot on YouNow but now that she is also talking to Onion she acknowledges her. She's 19 and lives in Washington state, I bet he will attempt to use her as a "camera person" since she's such a hardcore fan.b
yeah billie already had a fandom before onion, while lameo just rode off onion's dick. I also wish she made videos regularly. You can think whatever you want about billie, but it'd be nice for once to see an ex of his become more youtube famous than him while hes tanking (besides lameo because shes just completely detestable but of course shes the one who is going to do it. ugh). Lameo becoming youtube famous is annoying because shes saving onion's ass while hes dying off youtube. If billie had a bigger fandom then both of them, it'd trigger
not only onion but lameo's smug ass. Right now she thinks shes hot shit.>>455159
idk why shes kept this janky ass hair so long. This color never looked good on her. Even pink was better. And all the shit she wears with it just dont match her hair and look awful.>>455170
the problem is finding a girl as detestable as them who will also submit to everything they want while also being attractive. Its almost impossible with his fame dying so hard. Not even the money is attractive anymore.>>455174
he probably makes lameo try and talk to every girl he might have a thing for who is his fan to try and convince lameo she likes them. Basically billie repeat. And of course lameo never goes through with her own "crushes" who are attractive because she aint gay first of all, and she knows onion will like them better. Even if the girl does nothing wrong, she will act all jealous and start hating her, just like she did with billie which is probably why billie started liking onion boy instead of jealous footface.
I missed the deleted post, could you summarize it for me?
What I got was that the anon found out who the person was that spent so much money on her and it was a child? What age were they? And if that's the case, do we know what happens when YouNow payments get cancelled? (If it's a child, parents should be able to reclaim the money through their card because children legally can't use cards)
idk why anyone donates to her. id assume people donate a lot of money to make the streamer they like happy and excited. But from lameo all you get is a smug face asking for more.
i hate that she thinks shes safe from criticism just because shes married to onion and no one will call her out on her shit.
No. It's a young kid. He went on a spree last night and bombed at least around 10-15 others with potions, pizzas etc. Must have spent way over 10 maybe 20 thousand dollars in one night on everyone.
His poor parent's credit card statement.
Ahhh I don't know why I'm tinfoiling about this but I still have a feeling that Formanboss4 is an old man. I was in the stream and when someone said they loved him for blessing Lainey, he responded "Sending love to you both" which is just not something a middle schooler would say.
It would make my day if he guested on her stream one day and turned out to be a heavy-breathing 50-year-old.
Sadly, just a little kid. Not going to say much cause of the rules about under 16 being talked about, but yeah.
Seems like he just wanted to make people he liked happy. It's so angering how they use young kids like that.
Maybe he was trolling with a parent’s CC, either by trying to spend his parents money to upset them or just having fun and knowing that his parents would chargeback all of the money he spent.
If he really spent 15-20k I could see this being a huge scandal on YouNow. Something where they have to change their system to protect transactions, which, could end up being very bad for Lainey if it means they would have some system to verify people are adults in relation to their bank accounts. Tinfoiling pretty hard I guess, but imagine how much her and Greg would suffer if these platforms found a way to limit underage users and frivolous CC use. It would be in YouNow’s best interests to have something more stable because they take a cut of the profits and lose money too if it gets charged back.
His neighbors:>Nice landscaped yards>pool with patio for entertainment>sport court for activities>big mowed lawn for kids to play on
Greg:>"Mom-they, daddy's screaming outside again"
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Sage for off-topic but I was watching Deefizzy's video about Austin Jones and I wondered something.
Ghrek is literally asking underage girls for pictures, he is talking to them about cuck-bestiality rape porn, he makes disgusting videos about himself, there is literally a minor living in his house (three actually), this man blames victims of abuse..
Deefizzy has some experience with calling out youtube pedophiles, he gained some credibility from it too. Can't we just compile all the proof of laineybot and onision being pedophiles ?
That's kind of what Greg wants at this point. Any kind of attention, positive or negative.
I wouldn't do it, just because his career is already dying and his only chance is getting attention from bigger YouTubers. You know he'd do another crying video where he tries to defend himself and Lainey would just cry in a corner and he'd make another video on how people should stop being mean to her.
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Apparently forman's parents haven't found out yet
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Looks like he has been doing this for a long time…. Wtf. Why pick Plainey?
The only way Greg is gonna get attention nowadays is by starting Lainey divorce saga.>>455260
Footface would ignore the comments of that person and just be like "I don't know how to refund" while rolling her eyes.
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Not sure where you got middle east from. Look it up, the kid is in the US east coast. If it weren't for the fact that I suck at doxxing I'd be sending screen caps to his parents.
But I seriously hope this blows up in Plainey's face and she either has to pay all that money back or gets her ass sued.
I thought he didn't guest, but I also only saw the end of the stream. But he does have a bunch of expensive equipment and everything so his parents definitely have money, but I don't think that that amount would be normal for any child his age.
The oldest captured moments are 47 hours old and it seems that he captured the moments where he gave people stuff. So idk if he's been doing that longer than that.
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Samefag, but he commented this.
This would be nice and all if it wasn't lameo. How does anyone find her streams entertaining? I dont even know how any farmers sit through that crap. I really cant think of anyone more undeserving than lameo and onion boy who already live in a mansion, have teslas and have had millions theyve wasted and frauded the system.>>455283
she'll ignore it if you give her money.
Her stream is only fun to watch when people trigger
her and she's on the edge of tears.
if the kid donated to his community like he does to internet nobodies, he'd get some actual good positive reactions
i'm so mad lol
Agreed but also I don't think lainey is that "motherly" enough to give a shit, She loves to kick her fans when they're down like that person that maxed their credit and shit. She don't give a fuck unless shes making something from it.
I highkey want to see lainey cry on stream, I swear the bitch is becoming more insufferable the bigger she gets. Cannot wait for people to call out her shit for faking being gay to take advantage of the lgbt community and for pretty much being an extremely shitty human.
What’s with his new style of videos? He walks around haphazardly cleaning and letting the camera go in and out of focus and talks in a caring tone. Is he trying to be a nice guy in his videos?
Maybe he relies how greatly he relies on Lainey right now and he is sucking up.
according to onion, lameo's anxieties are about her videos and livestreams doing well. No thats a money whore wanting as much money as possible. Also wtf is he doing cleaning his house while talking?
Also shut up onion your "anxious" wife acted like she didn't believe billie had anxiety and was a "faker", so people can think lameo is a faker because she 100% is. She lies just as much if not more than onion.
lameo's anxiety always magically disappears. She went on about having "diagnosed" SEVERE social anxiety and acted as if she was oh so scared to be in public. Then you see her being so comfortable in her videos in public places, playing around in a store while filming, dancing around the tattoo shop, etc. Wow where did that severe social anxiety go?? What happened to being so anxious?? And she was supposedly so shy she couldn't film videos! Her anxiety magically disappeared as she makes videos without fail and livestreams every day.
Lameo is obnoxious. Stop pretending you have every type of anxiety ever and you're the most anxious person and have panic attacks! She probably has some light anxiety due to worrying that onion will dump her, but thats about it. It's induced by him. Nothing else she has ever portrayed seemed like anxiety. And she sure as hell does not have severe social anxiety
i've been thinking about this too. i'm not aware of any other mothers out there begging for money from kids on younow like Lainey does on stream (or at her level anyway), but it's her responsibility as a parent to look out for kids instead of manipulating and taking advantage of them like this. Not just as a parent, but as an adult. No adult should be taking thousands of dollars from a 10 year old.
All we saw was his username and we all know from some quick searches that he's young, spent a lot of money in a short amount of time, and just wants to be noticed and be nice to people. I'm sure she wont do anything about it and will say that this is how he wants to spend his money and "who am i to stop him", but she's gotta be aware that it's wrong. Lainey and her greaseball need to grow up.
Sorry for the rant. This whole situation really ticks me off cause it just shows how greedy and awful they are to their fans.
Lol after all of greases random affection towards bigger girls as of late its not surprising he's sucking on beccas fat clit.
Lmao lainey better watch out, Becca is domming grease on the side
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I know this has been talked about a lot, so sage for nothing new, but I can't get over his fucking body.
His head is so oversized and his arms and legs are so short. Lainey isn't that tall, and he's only barely taller than her when he doesn't have his heeled boots (kek) on.
He is so disproportionate and weird looking. My vegetarian body indeed.
Just like lainey was weirdly acting on livestream like the day after her birthday.
Wondering if hes covering for her strung out ass
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He looks like a Titan
that is exactly it. holy shit.
I wonder what caused it - lack of decent nutrition as a kid/teen?
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Onision. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of logical facts, most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Onision's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Onision truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Onision's existential catchphrase “I'm a banana,” which itself is a cryptic reference to his vegetarian body. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Onision's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. ?
And yes, by the way, i DO have a gay volcano tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 years of my wife's age (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid ?
[i'm sorry for shitposting.]
it is taking him days to tidy up that room and why wrap all the controllers up, and the other video he was zip tying cords without plugging them in. is he selling all his shit or is he a moron that has to unpack his electronics and use scissors to snip off the zip cords why is he so infuriatingly annoying
also is he cold lmao
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Onion just mentioned something about the first girl he fell in love with and blinked at the camera. Look who's watching lol.
nipple tattoos? Thats totally what someone with chest dysphoria who is uncomfortable with their breasts would do.>>455356
imagine if sarah invested all the time she invests into onion and lameo into something productive. they are not going to be anything to her in a couple years.>>455362
lameo says shes 5'3". No way is he 5'11" if shes 5'3". And he actually looks like an overgrown baby with his giant head.
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How long until he flies this 19 year old over?
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She's so underweight guys she wants to gain weight so bad!!! But let me flash my stomach for no apparent reason.
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This bitch is nauseating.
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Everyone should tweet this to Greg.
younow needs to get better policies, like the user has to be the card holder or something, because that is mental.
pretty sure what that kid donated could have bought his first car for when he turns legal age. like he has to get grounded or some shit
A kid that age (however young, I missed the deleted post) wouldn't have the means or credit card to donate that much.
It's going to get charged back once his guardians discover what he's been up to.
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What YouTuber did he watch and rip off with his whole new>wander around his room doing commentary while acting like the camera isnt there.
I hate admitting that I laughed during his video, but it was more laughing AT him than with him, when hes trying to be all deep and serious and hes got this huge piece of electronics blocking his face.
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Lame is on YouNow.
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I'm just watching to see if there is milk but jesus she's so damn boring.
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She kept bringing up wanting the Halloween animation and of course she got it, snowflake ass beggar.
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She is acting so happy and actually interacting with her fans now. Look at the difference.
There it is, That smug ass fucking beak and lack of anxiety and suddenly super nice to fans! Fucking transparent, I swear I'm going to have a fucking ball when compLainey is seriously called out on her bullshit.
How funny if Idubbbz made a content cop not on onion but on lainey and her shady fucking tactics to get money.
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She was annoyed because she doesn't look as "blessed" as with the filter. Well girl, the filter makes your nose and chin appear smaller and you look more feminine with it. I thought you were all about masc you fake as transtrender.
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Kid is doing it again.
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Imagine being a mother of 2 with an old dried up has been husband taking money from a child.
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She's literally laying down while this kid is throwing money at her, she can't even act happy or appreciative! This kid just wasted hundreds of dollars again and yeah aren't you glad you stayed you thief.
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Should say *aren't
Lol as if the "proving haterz rong" shtick makes their marriage fail any better.
>onion says he threatens to divorce her often but she wont let him >they cant have meaningful conversations together about shared hobbies>they avoid topics where they disagree >he makes the polyamory rules, she has no input>she hates anime and video games >he hates tumblr and makeup and masculine women>they can barely come up with 5 reasons why they are together (as shown in a video)>all the Billie shit (cuddlegate, true trinity sex, being ignored constantly, be belittled in videos seen by millions)>Lainey banned from traveling >onion decides her diet and medical treatment as well as which family shes allowed to see. >onion decides her girlfriends>onion makes all financial decisions for both of them>she will never visit Fiji, Greg cant even remember its her dream vacation after all these years
Damn Lainey. You have me so jealous of your life and marriage. You're living the dream.
He spent thousands
on her. Around 10k. I reported him for being underage.
Fuck Lainey, she gross but this is next lvl appalling
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He's bombing Eugenia now.
This seems fishy. I wonder if he's going to get major charge backs. No way can anyone afford what he's doing.
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He's spamming Eugenia as well.
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Beck wants in on this trinity as well.
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Beck went to Eugenia's stream and had to mention Lainey.
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She couldn't bear to watch the coins come in. She could have save him a few bucks and left
kekking at how obvious it is that Onion is much shorter than he claims to be. I'm sorry for blogposting, but I'm 5'3" and my bf is 6'0" even. I barely reach his shoulder.
Someone is lying here, whether it's Onion or Lainey.
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Like seriously all of my caps are of her fucking greedy foot face
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She just talks out of her ass. She said later that she heard that a medusa piercing can recede your gums so she might get another nose piercing (on the side) or an ear piercing.
If anyone can stand the torture, her entire stream was almost recorded. 100 or so captures by the end. >>455449
This. This is exactly what I feel.>>455465
I think his behavior has been increasingly manic. I think he is having a breakdown, even if I'm tinfoiling a little. It probably bruises the fuck out of his ego that Lainey is the main breadwinner atm. >>455478
There's a couple of YouNow moments that caught that, I think.
Nah, his account's still good.
Side note, I just went on Younow for the first time and holy shit that site is depressing. It's like a cam girl site except sadder somehow. The fact that one of the most popular people is that obviously severely anorexic Eugenia girl says a lot about the site. No wonder Taylor was drawn to it.
We know it's not that milky, but people are freaking out for pretty understandable reasons. His entire bar spree comes in at a minimum of $20,000, and over the past few days I'd say he's approached 30. (Lainey alone got ten, then Eugenia and everyone else on his captured moments list.) The only people I've ever seen who could afford to give that shit to their ten-year-old are Saudi oil barons, not upper-middle class white Americans.
I know it's the Lainey thread, but people are wondering what they can do to save some negligent parents the ass-clenching horror of disputing 30k of charges, and it'll be the "Lainey gets charged back and throws a bitch fit" thread soon enough.
Hopefully the kid isn’t spending his college savings or something. It would be terrible if he’s literally wasting his future.
Hopefully he isn’t depressed and dumping money before hurting himself or something.
Hard not to talk about the only interesting thing to happen to Lainey in months.
A kid cant spend that amount of money without his parents are aware of that and if in any case they arent so?
People have more than 60 posts talking about that, it is getting tired that eveytime i came here to check the thread you still talking about the same thing, i know the milk is dry but this is way to much
I was thinking the same. Gave me a headache trying to read that post and it's a
bit suspicious how annoyed they became over that topic and how they wanted us to drop it. Regardless, I used to feel so bad for Lainey but I've started tuning in to her livestreams and she has lost all of my sympathy. It's repulsive that as a mother herself she could take money from other children and act as if she's deserving of it.
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she looks fucking terrible
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Sarah, pls go.
And tell Plain to give up makeup, no one aspires to look like her
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When googling 'Ephebophilia' you can find Onion's picture directly next to the definition.
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He’s bringing up his highschool sweethearts again, this time Shiree - the chick he lost his virginity to. He says she’s fat now with 3 kids but used to be hawt at 13-14.
I have a feeling he’s gonna go back to milking his exes again. No1currs Greg!
I can spot your posts from MILES away anon because you suck at English and you're always negative as fuck. Every post that annoys me is literally always you. Unless we have two anons in the thread that suck at speaking English.
If this is your first time policing the thread on what we can and cannot talk about, then I'm sorry. But if you do it often (like I suspect you do bc you stick out like a sore thumb) then knock it off, cause so many anons are sick of you doing it.(infighting)
He’s doing this with Archive as well, uploading old ass Speaks videos and removing the Onision logo at the end.
Hey Gretch! While you’re at it, upload the garden video will ya?!
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A little off topic but while Greg was streaming Lainey said she wants heart shaped areola tattoos (pic for ref)
Peep that fake trans boy chest dysphoria
You've accused me before of having broken English and being a foreigner and I haven't posted in days, I've just been lurking. So there is more than one person here you feel the need to berate like and English teacher.
Btw, my keyboard is half broken and I write in 'broken English' for speed. I didn't realise I was being graded on my posts.(infighting)
Yeah, if you google around a bit it's easy to find his instagram/ YouTube channel (no current videos)/ Twitter.
I didn't find anything with his birth date, but his real name. Look wise I'd say he's anything from 9-12. It's not too hard to find but obviously shouldn't be linked here.
She's such a doormat its hard to tell what she likes.
We already know that he pays her for every mean thing he says that upsets her.. Maybe he pays her even more for rough sex ? Lames like a really ugly trophy wife/mail order bride. . . There is no love, just convenience. He needed a jizz rag and she needed another wallet to leach off of, since most parents cut their kids off at 18 ( the age she was turning when she found Greg ).
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What the actual fuck, I was trying to find more info on this formanboss4 and I see that he has donated over a million bars to ONE person in the past 30 days, It costs $50 for 6,500 bars which equals to about $7.5k… this kid has to be fucking loaded considering this was just ONE person.
this messageboard isn't just for english speakers you xenophobic twat.
if you can comprehend, move the fuck on, it's the internet and people could be doing a wealth of other things than worrying about their grammar on a fooking massagebored(infighting)
That's what I saw it as as well. Some anons gotta realize a lot of the really nasty comments are made because we know Greg and Lainey both read here. So knowing they're gonna read your comment why not go all out on them?
As for this foreman boss thing I feel like we are beating a dead horse until the money gets charged back or he goes on another spree later tonight like I'm guessing he will.
For those who are too lazy to read a little bit back in the thread. Yes we know it's not Greg, yes we have confirmation through his instagram, twitter, and YouTube that it is aparrently a young child. We DONT have his exact age yet or where he's located as some anons are trying to push a Indian prince connection for some reason, kid looks real whit and between the ages of 9-12. He could be 13 and not underage for younow, doubt it but either way Lainey is knowingly taking thousands of dollars from a small child and can't even say thank you just be all smug and ask for more. Big surprise there. /s
So can we stop these comments every other hour "Do we really know he's a kid" "are we sure it isn't Greg??" Yes. And yes! Now let's not clog up the thread any further with these, not trying to police I mean go ahead if you want I'lol just skim over but I hope this clears it up for anons gettin into the game late.
I don't think she'll directly say why, I think she'll just be really really whiney and bitchy around the time it will happen. Lainey tries to pretend she doesn't stream for money or need money given how often she plays dumb when people ask her questions about bars.
Greg on the other hand, might sperg out. He already has complained about Younow "stealing" from Lainey and made it evident they both pay close attention to the money they get in streams. He doesn't attempt to have couth since he grew up with a poor hippy mom while Lainey came from a richer household so she knows to avoid talking about it in the presence of "poor folk". Especially while trying to slyly panhandle from them.
Is this… a reference to the rick & morty comment pewdiepie brought up?
Because now that you are saying it, yes his fanbase MUST have a really, REALLY high IQ.
I agree, it's getting painfully obvious that Sarah is the one coming into the thread to bring herself up either to seek out compliments or convince people she's totally not at the McMansion trying to work her way into the trinity. Just give up Sarah everyone can see through your attempts at thread derailing, every time the milk starts to dry up and conversation dies down some random anon pops in with "but omg what about Sarah uwu "how do we go from foreman boss to "man Sarah was totally cuddling another girl in bed on Snapchat but believe me without any proof even though this is the third time I've tried to say this and got ignored in this thread"
Like you really want us to believe without proof that gregs guest house had not one but two! Teenage pussies in it being all gay and he didn't have some kinda horny fit? Even if it's Sarah that's the fantasy he tried to force lamo and Billie into. No way that would happen on his property and we wouldn't get any inkling of it. Either provide screenshots and go make a thread in snow to talk about Sarah (yourself) in or stop trying to bring her irrelevant ass up. Until we get confirmation of her fucking Greg or Lainey all she is is a glorified nanny and not important.
Taylor's mental state has seriously been messed up by Grease. That's why she accepts this kid's money with little more than "Omg I'm shook!" She was a totally normal girl who might've been bicurious, smoked cigs, etc. and now she pretends to be sooo gay for teen money. Teens who describe real issues like abuse and family rejection are drawn to her, and she just stares at the screen with no emotion or empathy. Grease must've taught her, indirectly or otherwise, that there's no need for remorse or authenticity on the Internet.
Sorry, especially knowing she's a mother, I get so triggered
at how she just doesn't ducking care about kids.
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Lmao, I'm not a native speaker either, you doofus, I'm scandinavian. Imagine getting this buttblasted by some light prodding on the internet.
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Was this the one you where talking about? Your Emo Problems (Rise Above It) - Originally uploaded Oct 5, 2012. He pretty much berates the fan for being depressed even though they where in a super shitty and abusive situation.https://vid.me/dxnmN
You ignorant, racist fuck, if I was from a non English speaking country I would deal with you severely for being so closed minded as to think this site is for English people only.
And why suddenly does it make me Greg?
You should be banned for continuously causing trouble and making baseless accusations.
Anon's please forgive me for this infighting but C'MON this bitch just won't stop.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
for real this sounds like one of gergs younow rants about racism and we know he loves to throw temper tantrums when people say things he doesn't like
sry for tinfoiling but tbh i'm pretty convinced
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Agreed. I apologize again for booting off.
Back to lurking.
Brown would fix her hair but I bet she's still holding onto this color trend..fix your hair and leave it brown…onion even seemed to like you better with brown plainey
She'll never listen even when haters tell her the obvious, darker hair highlights her features better
I also liked her better as a blonde, her skin and eye color are dainty and should be paired with a softer hair color. But brown is also good for her too, if it's not too dark.
Sage for beauty shit.
Used to be straight? Yeah back when you were in a hetero marriage with onion. Lets see where you are now? Oh in a hetero marriage with onion. Wait maybe you've had a gf before?
Oh nope, that was forced upon you by greg. You are still straight.
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This is a few days late, but I could not get the thought of this out of my head so I made it.
Anon, a child being able to form a basic coherent and grammatically correct sentence before puberty is hardly anything to be impressed by. He's not a toddler.>>455342
Black rappers are white supremacists now, thanks for the education onion.
>>455688>I can't wait for her to stop insulting trans men and admit she's just a stupid cis girl who wants to pretend to be special.
She only does that when she's trying to win Greg's affections back, tho
She'll probably move into some different dumbass trend eventually though
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Anons posted back and forth on tempcow since maincow was down, so I'll summarize:
> Lainey posted a video where she reads through her tumblr from 4 years ago. She mocks people who were warning her of the dangers of Gerg and refers to herself with "he/him" pronouns instead of "they".
> Anons discuss how she seems like she's only mimicking how she thinks gay people act like, most notably following Shane Dawson's video style.
> Lainey's redbubble designs suck.
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Yet her mc donalds eyebrows are better??
Girl your eyebrows are not supposed to arch that drastic
I should have clarified I meant now that's how things are.
Maybe that's what "drove him into Billie's arms".
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New hair, she got an undercut.
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Lame's on YouNow.
She cut her hair and dyed it even more purple.
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She looks too mature to pull this off, she isn't a 16 year old emo anymore.
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Haha I was just about to post this
I thought her last color was awful and it couldn't get worse…but Lameo never fails to continually make terrible style choices.>>455898
yeah i voted for pixie because i knew she'd make it look awful.
He already has her wear wigs and she should click 2n2 together that he's never liked her hair, he's more affectionate to her when she looks like a girl. I bet he feels like she's his competition now kek
There can only be one!!!!
Yeah that's the nice way of saying it looks like shit, he's not gonna say it looks like crap because he doesn't want to deal with her crying all week, that response alone should trigger
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If she loves her hair why not take off the cap.
She answers the same five questions basically and thanks people that tip bars or do a certain amount of likes.
She also intermittently sings.
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Oh hey its Emo mom.
usually she talks about being gay, being agender, dysphoria, her pronouns, fidget spinners. today it's all hair dye talk. as that anon >>455929
said, the questions are repeating. oh and don't forget her awful singing to emo music
Anons need to watch streams.
I don't think he's on today. And who knows, he might not do it. But you have to watch. I'm usually not here to do this personally.
i still cant get over how she goes on and on about how cutting her hair short and wearing "boy clothes" sometimes which she doesnt even do anymore makes her masculine, yet she doesnt go one day without having a full face of makeup which keeps her looking feminine.>>455938
gerg is probably enjoying the money he gets off her. I can only see gerg dumping her if he reclaims his fame or finds someone more famous to date he can leech fame off of. I feel like part of the appeal with shiloh was she was somewhat famous canadian pop star, and billie had a following/made youtube videos and was fun to make videos with. Funny how lameo all of a sudden wants to be a fun youtuber after seeing her husband almost dumping her for one.
Gerg is screwing himself over by allowing lameo to become more popular than him though. If they break up then, she will hold the power to make him look bad and have the fanbase to back her up.
More likely that his parents noticed his online behaviour>>455942
To be honest I kinda hope someone found a way of contacting his parents, the amount of information on him and his family that shows up with just his username as starting point is unsettling.
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Next time onion streams, someone should ask him when he started dating Matthew lush.
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was probably fapping to hentai at the same time
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You can tell by the look on her face that whatever onion says about her can make or break her self esteem. Especially while people are watching. It doesn't sting as much in private, as long as she can pretend in front of her audience that he loves her, shes happy.
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Does anyone think https://twitter.com/HiImASociopath
is really Greg? He talks just like him and just spent way too much time going after me on twitter DM's
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she reminds me of those trolls
she probably thinks having DARK purple hair will faded into a light and pretty, lavender color but her hair is done for.
just dye it black and call it a day
Dude, I ran an Onion parody account and I got messaged by someone named WhatAmI too (They had a diffrrent Twitter handle though). That person was adamant about defending Onion and then I started suspecting they are Onion themselves so they deleted their account.
Pretty sure Onion makes sockpuppets to fight his "h8trs"
Yeah, when I was watching her "OMG I USED TO BE STRAIGHTTTT" video, I was thinking how awful the hair at the side of her head looked and that she should get an undercut. Her hair was just so damaged looking and stuck out at weird angles like dog ears on the side.
Lo and behold, she gets the worst, most feminine undercut I've ever seen. If I was good at photoshop, I'd show what I mean, but she should have kept the exact same styling on top, with just shaved sides. This lying on her face emo shit makes her look so awful. I bet she googled, "Undercuts for girls" as a reference.
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This is without a doubt Grease. Is this tweet just one of y'all trolling him, or does Greg Avaroe Jackson also have a degenerate foot fetish.
He probably makes all these side accounts so he can pretend to be his own friend, and unleash some pent-up emotions. He won't ever see a therapist, but going 110% with this "I'm a sociopath/psychopath" shit probably makes him feel a little better because he's finally being honest about himself.
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As requested - All My Haircuts (+ New Hair Dew)
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"Billie will definitely miss me now."
This is so fucking uncomfortable to watch. His constant berating her and passing it off as a joke is unbearable, how did anyone enjoy this?
Also arguably one of the last phases where her hair looked like a normal person's.
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Man, I wanted to post this when Lainey was preaching about how gay she is, but then Lolcow went down and temp wasn't even working for me.
Her "I'm gay" moments really reminded me of Pavlov's dog theory, but instead of a bell Complainey repeats "I'm gay" to try and stimulate "gayness".
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lmao it's definitely him
Hey anon, you forgot to add:
Lainey pushed out TWO Greg sized heads out of her vagoo, while Skye was only ever with onion. Taylor went from having a virgin puss to now having Greg toss a hot dog in a hallway thing, she's so stretched out.
With Greg's micropenis, he can't feel anything anymore I'm sure. He probably has to squeeze her tighter with his hands when they do it, or she squeezes herself with her own hands, since Greg doesn't like it when girls get wet and all.
Onion is tossing that sad tiny Vienna sausage down a cold, insecure, windy, dry hallway.
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Ironically the same haircut.
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These what not to do for pointier nose and chin pretty much describes Laimeys hair.
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>>456037>looks at pictures of Lainey>”look at this failed abortion” >gross uncontrollable laughter>”this is the best picture of you because it doesn’t have your face in it”>”it looks like your whole family jizzed in your hair in this picture”
Greg is a garbage human being.
He's just being honest anon! Jeeze!
I like that he mentioned 16 and pregnant and redneck incest family and all that because when the pic of chubby Lainey came out earlier in this thread (or the last one) a bunch of anons commented the same exact stuff. Wonder if it was Greg lurking and saw his chance to rag on Lainey again. kek
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found it it was 3 threads or so ago
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If there’s a way to show the stream on rabb.it I will if someone wants to watch
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she would be cute with a long bob, reddish brown (would look nice with her eyes) and maybe bangs to make her face look less footlike
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This? I was expecting something "serious", not defending his fetish.
You know the muscles recover, right? That said I doubt his tiny dick does that much for anybody.>>456122
He tries so hard to pretend he's not a hebephile, it's amazing.
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LOL.>"I, personally, do not want to dress my S/O as a highschooler, middle schooler, toddler etc.">meanwhile his spouse is calling him daddy in her pokemon onesie.
I’m pretty sure I said this in the temporary thread, I miss Skye and I wasn’t a fan in 2008-2011. I also wonder if Grease regrets his decisions and taking advantage/for granted his (previous) young wife now that he has to deals with a gold digging bitch who sits on her ass and gives -1 fucks about her kids.
This is your karma - your
fate, Greg. Accept it!
Sounds like when Jimmy Silva would publicly say he hated children, but was molesting them behind the scenes and just said it to draw attention away from it.
God, could it be any more clear that he's reading lolcow and responding to us? lol
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> Says that people who are into ageplay are predatory and shouldn't be allowed near children
> Wife, mother of his two children, has this ABDL one-piece in her Amazon wish list, along with other childish clothing.
Great logic Grease. We all know how much you hate your wife. Just fucking divorce already and let the milk flow.
I love how literally every video he makes now is just to shame Taylor. It's just like the polls he used to make on Facebook whenever they had fights that were like "Do you think it's acceptable when your partner _______???" so he could shove it in her face and somehow claim he's right because of a small poll with biased wording answered by his biased fans.
He's really unbelievable.
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her boyfriend stevo commented
also love onion's stupid comment when there is a shit ton of evidence that his wife praises this shit and pretends shes into it.
Also I definately got the impression that he was lurking here to find his argument against the ddlg thing. I personally think himself and Taylor are into it and that's why he took our comments to defend himself. Plenty of anons here used similar wording to explain why they thought it was distasteful (that someone who uses nappies and bottled during sex will sexuality those items and get turned on even when they see them outside of sex). It was pretty much confirmation to me that he lurks. Anyway, where else would he have gotten the inspiration to make this video? We were recently talking about Taylor wearing kiddie clothes and speculating on why they have a princess bed.
I also think he could be testing his fans to see how they react to this video. If they defend the liked of binkie princess in the comments, he'll probably get Taylor to "come out" as an adul baby. After all, if his fans are into it that's his way of keeping them interested and staying trendy. He can probably also see from Taylor's new bud that people like binkie have a dedicated following. He'd be appealing to a new audience that will be very dedicated, just like how he tried to appeal to emo kids and tumblrinas.
He can probably use this later on when they come out as a abdl couple and claim that binkie's boyfriend educated him on something he misunderstood before. He's definately testing his audience to see if they're okay with this and if he'll lose subscribers or gain new ones by getting Pain to adopt a new abdl persona.
Also binkie's boyfriend's post has almost as many likes as Onion's. So either binkie's fans rushed to defend her or Onion's fans are totally cool with adbl. Probably a bit of both. So expect Pain to turn her channel into an abdl playground soon!
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is it just me or are her hands totally filthy
also in this video at the beginning she looked like a fetus
Is this guy serious??
He’s talking about his wife’s BFF even if he didn’t call her out.
And the while video is strange.
1 - he just ran around his house in a diaper and acted severely autistic only a few days ago
2 - he makes all these points that make no sense (it’s okay to be disgusted about sexualizing all other minors but why not babies?!?)
Onion, ask your wife about that onesie on her Amazon wishlist.
She is expecting a binder in the mail any day now. I think she said Blasian bought it for her.
And she probably isn’t nursing a ton. Her tits are probably deflated because Claire is nursing less. That’s my experience anyway.
I don’t think she’s breast feeding anymore at all. She said in one broadcast she wanted more tattoos but couldn’t because she was breast feeding. >>456181
Also just checked Taylor’s Facebook and oddly enough she’s friends with Stephen but not Jess.
Yeah probably giving grease too much credit got my tinfoil wrapped to tight I think
Gonna bring up something mentioned on tempcow here but what happened to the trans youtuber Lainey was supposed to collab with? She spent weeks harassing him along with her fans, he agrees and then radio silence from Her about it? I know someone said maybe he caught on to gregs history or Lainey being a fake but I can't see Greg not making a big shit fit about it like he always does to stand ups
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How long until they offer nude Skype on patreon or she becomes a camgirl?
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The Boi is on YouNow flaunting her hairy pits.
why can onion shame other people’s kinks but nobody can shame his “chain to the wall” and collars kink?
“if you’re not kinky, you’re boring”
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Lame just freaked out because someone put a tac on her bunny, I can picture Onion wishing she was the bunny and stabbing its head.
That kid hasn't been bombing her since two days ago on her streams, but still apparently spending money on others. Should be interesting to see if anything comes from all of this.
Gemineye dropped a shit ton on her today too.
She also said something to "Chelsea" about her visiting and taking her to Olive Garden.
The Onions or the kid?
He's in the upper east coast.
Onions in Tacoma.
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sure, but only since you're adorable today anonhttps://vid.me/N3mFL
People should spam her YouNow with comments about Forman being an underage kid.
Better than the "Billie" trolls.
Yeah, but I don't think most people would support her questionable ethics if it comes back to them (them financially supporting someone taking advantage of a pre-teen).
I noticed one of the people he bombed today said that he couldn't find any other social media for formanboss. It's pretty sick that these YouNowers are so exploitative. It took about ten seconds to link him to other accounts through Google.
NO, if he still watching her streams it might just trigger
the kid into spending more on Complainey to "piss off the haters".
Better off triggering
Complainey by getting her pronouns wrong over and over again.
I think he would if there was a guarantee of reviving his former popularity and income.
Otherwise, it would cost him more to pay alimony and child support than the revenue would bring him at this point
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switched from desktop to mobile, forgot I hadn't posted on here since I picked up a new phone. I'm:>>456325>>456294>>456311>>456317>>456349
I'm sorry I overlooked that.
if he was guaranteed to reclaim his fame and go back to getting 1 million views a video, he would instantly divorce her 100% no question. He would much rather have fame and money then lameo. Right now, lameo is being more popular than him, so it'd be a risky move. But it would probably give him a lot of views for awhile because real drama, and not his stupid clickbait.
He fucked everything up though because hes an idiot and acts on impulse. He lost billie because he let lameo whisper into his ear about the weed shit, and billie wasnt as doormat as lameo. And now hes using lameo for money because of the IRS shit, but she gets more views than him now. I cant imagine divorcing her will play in his favor unless he dates someone with bigger fame that people dont even care about the foot. But who wants to date onion boy besides ugly preteens?
I don't see how me making fun of Lainey being over the top like usual makes me sarah. Please don't bring her name into the thread I've already made several posts in this thread and the last one explaining why she's irrelevant unless any actual Onion/Plainey milk involves her which it currently doesn't. Them hiding her being there has been talked to death so let's all keep her out of the thread until something substantial happens. All she wants to do is derail the thread and dig for compliments.
Any anons make it through Lamo's whole younow? Any milk tonight?
INB4 gregs leaves Lainey for momokun
Probably why he's up her ass, 'date' her for a short period of time like a PR kinda dating situation. I can see her being interested in speakers dating for all the attention they would equally receive. I can't see them actually looking eachother or getting along enough to date. It would give both of their dwindling internet relevancy a sizable boost
Actually I am a chick just have very little makeup experience. Got sensitive skin so I never really got into it, hives aren't fun I can barely use face masks. Plus pretty sure the kid I pushed out a few months ago pretty much clears up any questions I had to my gender if any. Lol
Not trying to start any infighting my comment was more so just a general "please don't bring up Sarah" kinda deal. Wasn't accusing you specifically of derailing just saying that when Sarah gets brought up it can lead to derailing and infighting and usually she's the one to bring herself up anyway. Let's just move on and not clog up the thread any further with these blog style posts.
AFAIK I only saw him once, fan'd so it would show up if he was in a stream and it was only for a split second. he hasn't captured any other moments since his last binge. knowing he is a child, and knowing children don't fully understand limits especially those related to finance, I suspect he dipped in and out of streams attempting to make a splash and was declined as he did that with several before getting off younow for the night.
younow uses Stripe as their backend, so he had to know only the card number, expiration and cvv on the back of the card plus the zip code, and a lot of card companies provide at a bare minimum the entire, unadulterated card number on bank statements mailed monthly. if he is anything like I was to my parents in the infancy of the internet and ecommerce, I was a shit disturber and would order replacement cards for my parents addressed to me (I was 13/14 at the time) so they wouldn't think anything of it aside from the weirdness of someone my age getting mail. I maxed out 3 cards before I ran into a stumbling block with a new card that had to be verified over the phone.
my parents were able to reverse everything, thankfully, and to this day I feel eternally horrible for doing it (read: one of those thoughts that pops in your mind when you are trying to fall asleep, or one that pops up when you are trying to focus on something to forget something else shameful you did) ..but it's not hard and it's certainly not unheard of. I do know that ticketmaster tried to sue me to recover the cost of 22 tickets to a Powerman 5000 concert in Toronto and were laughed out of court, not sure how something like that would play out now but if YouNow is anything like Google/YouTube they will likely batch process their deposits, so if his 20k or whatever is charged back before her scheduled deposit time, she wont see it - but more hilariously if it is charged back I suspect it will count as a negative balance on her account in which case she would have to stream and earn ~bars~ to afford to be broke on YouNow
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Im thinking Gruglys new video about saying hes horrified about age play is because one of the anons in this thread went through with contacting the Child Protective Services in Washington state, and Gregs scared and trying to get ahead of any investigation
"what do you mean Im into age play and children, look- LOOK at this video I made saying its gross"
Are you for real? Learn female anatomy. Vagina is a muscle, it doesn't really stretch. Some women are even tighter (after some time) after they give a birth.
"Virgin puss" and "used up puss" is a myth.
Very little to discuss, but it's there.
the alternative is whatever bank account they have linked for the wire transfers from YouNow will have the total amount of bars (his + everyone elses) debited from that account, adjusted by them manually and the remainder deposited. if that account is a sole account for her, it's not so bad if she loses a massive amount of money she didn't have before - but if it goes into a greasy joint account it creates all kinds of issues; mainly it wont put her into negative but it will take actual funds away from the household to recover what was deposited, causing a temporary deficit until a balance happens with their bank.
further, if onions are hovering over, or into overdraft protection in that account and a 20k (more or less, hopefully more) is drawn on that account it will immediately be held. not sure how deposits in the US work as a canafag, but any deposit over 10k is flagged for review by the government, which will trigger
the IRS as well ..so there is that avenue of attack as well. I really want to see how this plays out.
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Remember when people told Lamey to dye her hair yellow and she tweaked out and said "Hell no, NO, never, I don't wanna look like a lemon." I see what Ayalla did there lol.
Kind of late but just saw it on her instagram.
Sorry to bring up Sarah again but I was thinking about how she works near them. Is she working to pay rent to the Onions? I can't imagine them giving her free food & a place to sleep without some kind of contribution now Grug is poor.
Imagine being 16, dropped out of school, working & paying rent to your "best friend" as well as being your friend's live in nanny.
"As you can see here mr taxman I rent this room/guest house out to my camera person! Therefore it's a businesss expense, completely, so I feel like it should be written off"
Taxman "alright, I'm gonna need you to give me a list of what she's been paying you, rent, money for utilities, etc"
Greg "whut-nervous sweating-
Yes anon, every single day. Unless she states otherwise.
he got heat during billiegate because sarah was underage and it got so bad she had to leave. but i don't think that will happen again. she's like 18,19, right?and theres no cute girl involved this time, people won't care. its sad but i don't think any mainstream youtubers or even his fans will question it.
again, everyone in the threads knows that she's living with them. but i don't think people outside here will know or care, not unless sarah fucks onion/lainey. i'm not saying its okay, i'm just saying tons of people were fake caring during weedgate because billie was cute. i don't think we'll ever get an onion controversy as big as that one again.
but hey, he did just put on a diaper for no reason, so i guess you never know! i doubt it though.
Greg is very afraid people would find his women attractive, because that means someone would actually be interested in them and maybe they would cheat. Ironically this doesn't apply to Greg himself.
He always makes his women ugly, calls them beautiful (publicly), but freaks out if someone compliments their looks. Especially if it's another man. He forced Sk to stop wearing skirts because some guy complimented her legs.
He's that kind of cheater who thinks his SO will cheat him because he knows he would cheat her without hesitation.
Honestly I think he just hates her in general and would prefer her existence to be a silent one since he's basically done with her. I know this sounds harsh but imagine if she was really into anime all of a sudden and was chattering about Death Note, I assure you, he'd have his teeth grinding and suddenly come up with ways to explain that women who liked anime were unattractive in his vids just bc Lame was sullying something he liked.
I think he hates her more than he leads on, but ofc he isn't gonna say anything because he has children with her and there is a little part of his brain that forces him to shell out respect for her but mostly he loathes her and finds her appearance disgusting.
I can't imagine Onion to really be a dude who has sex w a foot in male underwear without there being some sort of deep psychological hate inside. He probably is the meanest guy internally.
Even a normal guy would hate the fuck out of lainey, she's like every annoying girlfriend trope rolled into one.
Greg is doing everything short of actually buckling down and divorcing Lainey to get rid of her. Cheating on her with every girl that will fly out, insulting her any chance he gets, ignoring the kids, hell if he wasn't a (in)famous YouTuber he'd probably try and kill her.
This still happens. Small world, Im also in Toronto, also sued by ticketmaster, it's a long story and not as stupid (sorry lol) as yours but they were also basically "laughed out of court" recently.
I hope that happens to plain. I've been thinking and idk if anyone's said this before but is there a chance this kid doesn't even realize how much money he's giving her? Maybe he thinks he gave like $100 max?
Also it would be funny if he was some child criminal who went around stealing credit cards or buying CC numbers off the deep web, and that's why his parents don't know about this
Here's what some men have to say about their stay-at-home wives. It really hits home when pondering the complexities of Gregs true feelings for Taylor.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5008599/Men-reveal-REALLY-feel-stay-home-wives.html
(Doesn't mean all couples or married people, just these people that posted these comments for whisper)
I think Lame has said she doesn't watch his videos because she doesn't want to be upset by them. And she doesn't talk about things like this with him.
They're really just live-in fuck buddies with each other.
sorry if this has already been discussed but did she get the palettes from fans or did companies send them to her as a sponsorship? I know she unpacked them in her birthday video but most of the time she couldn't find the name of the person who sent them to her, but it seemed to me they were gifts by fans. they are expensive as hell, why does she have so many loaded fans when they are mostly underage?
She could also give away some of ther 1000 fidget spinners
i follow moo and wish i never heard of onion
they did meet irl at some con
he took a pic of her friend, and somehow now theyre "friends" idk.
Gergles now having mods to delete 'hate comments' for him and how he disabled his like/dislike bar on youtube reminds me of the safe space south park episode. He can always dish out and shit on everyone and everything, but can't take any sort of critisism at all.
sage for random
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Should be ready to view soon.
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Gurg doesn't seem to get that his fans legit only dropped him probably because they out grew his stupid ""comedy"". Youtube didn't make you lose fans, greg. YOU stopped getting views because YOU are washed up and gross… I swear he can only blame Youtube for so long… I haven't seen as many youtubers bitch as much as he is bitching… (repub because I forgot image mb)
I don’t know a lot about YouTube so correct me if I’m wrong, but I though the whole Adpocalypse thing was just affecting the amount of money you get from views, not the amount of views.
I mean, we know he’s delusional, but he usually has some convoluted explanation to “back up” his wild claims.
I believe you're correct.
Gurg's views were already dwindling prior to the Adpocalypse. Even if it did have some affect on his views, it only sped up what was bound to happen anyway.
His views first took a dramatic nose dive immediately after he released the private information about Billie. Which he later deleted and made a weak apology but to no avail. Damage done.
He is so deluded, it had nothing to do with youtube.
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He re-uploads so much old shit, of course nobody watches it.
constant ~quality content~>>456583
the billie drama just went too extreme. he lost so many fans because of that. people who didn't know already finally saw what a person he is. but he has zero self-awareness so the only thing he can think of is blame youtube
I love how he's got fucked by his weird and completely immature image of love cause he always needs to immediately marry the person while he's in that honeymoon phase (cause you know, you have to give everything and commit to your ~soulmate~]. Now he's stuck with the space prince and has a hard time finding a way out of the marriage without financial and reputational damage.>>456565
the safe space episode is 100% what he aspires to (this also applies to lameo)
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Lobocop saying that her previous eating disorder was because she has ~dysphoria~
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I got post-traumatic Shiloh vibes watching this.
>Lainey’s back, I feel like myself again!
So are you done Single White Femaling Billie now?
Holy shit his views plummeted hard! That's seriously sad.
I think part of why he gains so little views is because he uploads too much. People have a life outside watching youtube and when I see a youtuber throwing out 5 videos on my sub page I will most probably not click them cause it's simply too much content to keep up with. And I really have to love a creator to wanna watch that many videos of them in a day/week. He doesn't understand the concept of 'quality over quantity' You can see it by the way he calls youtubers like idubbbz lazy who throw out a video or two a month. (but get millions of views which should show him that he is in the wrong)
>They have such egos that they can't admit their current choices aren't working for them.
THIS THIS THIS
when they've broken up for good, they will both say that they made poor choices. And that's fine. Sometimes you've gotta make a shit show about your life to later on self reflect on what you've done and mature through experience. That's everyone. That's life.
But Greg should have turned around when he hit and killed that deer while driving through a blizzard crossing several state lines to pork a 16 year old.
That's the sad thing, he will always be mental stunted and emotionally unavailable no matter how many years he survives. And Tayloremember should wake up and leave with some semblance of self respect.
A breakup is not a democracy, you can't argue your side to convince the other side to stay.
Super sage for poor choices (Have personal friends who have been a couple for 17 years, and very long story short, one manipulates the other to stay with suicide attempts and overdoses. They now have 2 toddlers and got married almost 3 years ago. Yeah, you can get them to stay, but lemme tell you, it's hell for the kids, parents, grandparents who don't understand, and very put upon friends that want to help, but just get so tired after so many years of trying to help. They might stay, but nothing is real anymore, it's all for show. Who wants that when they could have respectful love or fulfilled singledom??)
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Our favorite autist
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Billie finally posted another video. Hopefully this provide some good milk from Lainey.
shane also has a group of friends to make videos with who are likeable and the dynamic between them is nice. Onion has no friends and hes just an ass to everyone.>>456637
she was jut gonna trim her hair, but her hairdresser supposedly suggested the undercut and she went for it. I hope the hairdresser secretly hates her.>>456639
she said shes going to go back to posting more videos, so i wonder how onion and lame will feel. I'd love to see billie consistently get more views than onion boy and lameo.>>456647
which was probably going to already be a copy of billie's old video where she did skull makeup before. i'm surprised the skinwalker never started throwing glitter all over her face. I love that billie comes back right after lameo changes her hair. Lameo probably was disappointed billie stopped updating since she couldn't continuously copy her new videos while pretending she wasnt trying to be her.
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omfg anon she does
Totally getting Susan Powter vibes from this new laineydoo
Sttoooop the insanity!!
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…i thought you shopped her face onto a deformed small person's body and then i saw >>456637
am i tripping balls or do her legs look like they belong on a kid. they look so nubby
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She suddenly stopped reading as much comments when this happened.
Theres totally no other moms who are 23 or younger. Just lameo. Does she still think shes 17?
Can she be anymore obvious she stalks billie? Her makeup video was 21 minutes and way better than anything she ever did, so of course shes trying to diss it. And she is always a smug rude ass. People pleaser my ass. Shes just an onion pleaser.
he left pretty quickly after I said this>>456683
his insta is locked down and his YT is empty now
Not really sure why you quoted me, but sure.
Nobody is "brigading" here. A few people are trolling her comments. Wouldn't say there's any coordinated effort whatsoever.
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Ok this isn’t meant to be tinfoil but am I the only one who finds it suspicious that Greg, Shane Dawson, and Jaclyn Glenn have all received/mentioned adult diapers this week? Just seems too random to be a coincidence idk
I highly doubt he received them for free, he might have had it for a while and seen Shane, but was triggered
by his wishful hatefuck Jaclyn do it and saw the response. what was the difference in post dates between her video and his?
Another reason he's very likely in deep shit with the IRS is the opposite of this. I'd be willing to bet he's been claiming full salaries as "employee payroll" on every bimbo to bounce through.
It's a very common tax evasion technique for the profoundly arrogant and stupid. Yes, there are circs in which family/friends are justifiably employees but I bet ol' Gurgles has ignored every guideline - he's likely claiming Bootface as an employee.
It takes a special kind of stupid to not only try it but to document it in film. We know he claimed Billie was "working" - is he gonna show the IRS vids of them dribbling over each other in gaming vids as proof? Thus, house expenses and entertainment are the three biggest flags for tax avoidance. Well done Gurgles, all fuckin' three. Class, mate.
Hi IQ? Er…..yeah.
Of course she doesn't want to do a 20 minute makeup video. Lameo is lazy and has no desire to change that. She feels entitled to being lazy.
It's funny that she says her dad is the source of her anxiety because "nothing was ever good enough". I think the truth is that she was spoiled all her life and daddy asking her to get better grades or whatever was so mean to the poor fragile space prince :( the reality is probably he wanted to see her actually try at something and not be a whiney princess the rest of her life.
She resented this demand of his so much, she was willing to marry the first "famous" older guy who paid her 2 seconds of attention in less than a year. Guaranteed spoiled princess mode for life!
She gets butthurt when Gerg says the house is a mess because shes too lazy to clean. She gets butthurt at Billie for not kissing her ass 24/7. She gets butthurt at Selena for not texting her and calling her constantly. She gets butthurt at her fans if they don't drop enough money in her streams. She is ecstatic when people send her free shit though!
She couldn't even be bothered to do the vegan sushi video right. She constantly flaunts with no shame that she never puts any planning or preparation into her videos. She laughs like she is so cute for being a lazy fuckup.
Anyhow, tl;dr Lainey stubbornly insists on being a lazy ass with no real ambition other than being the most famous on Younow for sitting on her ass and not exhibiting a skill or talent for anything but being in permanent victim mode.
One thing I have noticed with Lainey is that she always takes shortcuts and tries to make her videos as simple as possible. There's no effort behind anything she does. Take the halloween skull makeup, for instance, she snapchatted something yesterday about it "literally taking forever" and wanted suggestions on easier
Same goes for video ideas, she often snapchats asking for ideas and concepts for videos. She's so damn lazy and monotone, I don't even understand how she's gained the following she has.
If it's any consolation he'll be under IRS scrutiny forever. He's such a cretin he STILL doesn't grasp how big the dragon he's prodded is - two audits within a few years, both of which show complete disregard for tax laws pretty much makes him a marked man. They'll be salivating to get him with something.
People like this idiot are their own worst enemy. Even if they get professional advice they refuse to follow it because they know better than everybody else, they think their justification is all that's needed and expect the IRS to take their word. And he obviously has not been keeping anything like adequate financial records, making their job of combing through it all hard work. Add in that his abhorrent personality and arrogance will have annoyed the shit out of the agents involved - they'll try and get him forever now.
And Lameo can't just claim ignorance than expect a pass cos muh anxiety. I bet he's claimee her as an employee, and I bet she's not claimed stuff like streaking income. Dopy showed his ignorance of that when he said "I'll have you guys help" (fuuuurk me, the ego is unreal!) because, in Gurg's swamp of a mind, streaming money is a gift.
Revolting pair. It blows my mind anyone throws money at them.
I. Fucking. Miss. Skye. I don’t care anymore what anyone or Grease says.
Taylor, you may have taken her title as Onionwife but that doesn’t mean you’ve taken her place as Best Onionwife. At least she gave a shit about her house and her/his videos being decent. You just suck at life, Taylor.
Just remember this as you’re smugly reading this thread/post telling yourself I’m a fameless jealous nobody; Greg hates you more than he ever hated her, even if he constantly bitched about the alimony.
Why would you want to subject Skye or anyone else nice to this creep?
Don't wish for Onion to go back to better times - he was still a manipulative narcissist then, there was just less of him exposed - wish for him to either magically become self-aware (won't happen) or fade into obscurity so he isn't influencing young girls and trapping them in his Mcmansion basement.
As a former ana-chan, this really pisses me off. You're barely underweight, taylor. You have no clue what it's like to do coke to surpress hunger, chain smoke, constantly think about food, etc.
She's no idea what actual trans people go through either. And the fact that she'd married to someone who mocks people who deal with eds is gross. I hate this fakeboi, smol bean, footface. She's as ugly on the outside as she is on the inside.
I don’t wish for Skye to come back to Onion, I just wish she came back in general (being on the web and updating). I wasn’t around when she was with Gregma nor her fellfromtheskye days but I’ve seen her/their videos later on can tell the girl was good at her craft, and really nice! Taylor is the complete opposite of her regardless (ew I hate that word).
As for Cucky McFucky, I just wish he’d rot in jail or at least be put on sex offenders’ list.
You guys, do you think that Grease notices how much Taylor has changed? I don't mean her crazy fake gay phase, I mean like we've discussed before, her change in facial structure. (Cause as much as Greg hates it, people age)
Like my point it, he's been around her nonstop these past (nearly) five years, and when you're around someone often you don't really register the changes. But if you don't see someone daily or see an old picture of them, it becomes easy to see the difference.
Taylor was actually really cute when she had just met Grease. Don't get me wrong, she was not super pretty, she was very average and viewed herself as way hotter than she was, BUT she was still a cute person. Now being completely objective, her facial structure is not at all like it was, so instead of being this cute fresh faced blonde she is not this elongated version of herself. I wouldn't even point it out if she knew how to style herself so that it wasn't an issue. (The eyeliner closes off her eyes big time also)
Anyways, do you guys think Greg sees the difference? Or do you think he's blind to it because of proximity?
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Just wanted to note this guy again, he changed his avatar etc. Pretty obviously Onion.
She went from being a generally inoffensive blob of gum to the shoe that stepped in it, sure. What probably appeals to him the most though, that comes along with that age but clearly hasn't left early/mid-twenties (I forget) mother of two Complainey, is eagerness to please and a lack of self-preservation. Everyone finds the one post-Skye ex of his being in his actual age group shocking but she played along with his all-or-nothing bullshit like a teenager would before snapping out of it. Not to say he isn't predatorily attracted to youthful features, but that's more the hook than the sinker imo.
He goes out of his way to be as far removed from her as possible outside of sex/peddling their #lovegoals for lunch money so her changes are definitely noticed/made a point of ridicule. She's just… nothing. She could look like a VS model and have no appeal. Her cries of being soooo gay, "smol"/adolescent, fleeky and shooketh are so flat and empty. All this nonsense to stand out and her black hole of a personality just swallows it all up.
She got so starstruck over Grease she went blind and is stumbling through life as he reluctantly leads her by the hand. It'd be a Lifetime movie if you could actually root for anyone.
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He always does this dual personality ~dark version who is truly me~ thing. Like his two books, main character in the first one is his self-insert and the main character in the second one is his ~dark~ self-insert.
Onion pls , you are just an edgy narc.
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i followed him with this throwaway account and he blocked me even though i haven't tweeted at him at all
He surely did notice it, not only because he sees it but I think mainly because people point it out, not only here on lolcow but also in comments, tweets. I have no proof but it's very likely. >>456809
Shows again how much time he has that he even monitors who follows him on Twitter lmao. But both of them always claim having no time, gurg for watching videos that others make about him (even though everyone knows he does) and lamey for learning make up techniques (even though she doesn't even clean the house and has a teenager to help her with the kids)
she was a tiny lolita
now shes a mid 30s mom going through an identity crisis
its probably part of the reason he hates her so much tbh
like i know shes not ACTUALLY mid 30s
but i know a chick who is and looks exactly like her in appearance/style.
i still cant believe these fucks have more than 1 kid. if i was her, i wouldve aborted them both. you only need 1 to keep him chained to your life anyways.
This happened to a friend once. She loved loved loved her wonderful retriever mix to bits. The best dog parent. Monthly baths, and 3 check ups a year. Vacations always had to be pet friendly to take along her dog. 2 weekly visits to the dog park at least, and the best food she could afford (which wasn't the absolute best after everything but she did the best at the time).
Her coworkers used to joke and say that when she had a baby, she wouldn't treat her dog the same afterwards and would no longer be #1. She was angry and incredulous, how dare anyone say she would ever boot that dog from the number 1 position?
Well, she had a baby eventually, and guess what? That poor dog got shuffled to the side. A baby does obviously trump dog officially, but I saw it happen and she saw it happening too, and it's just what happened.
The great dog died eventually (was old) and she got a new dog so the baby would have a dog (instead of sensibly getting her son his 1stuff dog when he was 7), but she doesn't love the new dog like the old one, and sees it's idiosyncrasies as annoying behavior issues instead (because of time constraints).
The new dog now has a life with grubby screeching children who don't play with it because they stare at the TV or stay on their IPad all day and night. It don't get walked properly, I'm sure it ate blocks of Legos and crayons and green army men and other missing tiny toys because of the loss of appetite and constant vomiting and chronic diarrhoea. But she takes her children to the doctors instead of taking the dog to the vet, because she can't afford the vet or pretty dog grooming things anymore. The kids have to come first.
Back to the onions:
With having 2 blanket babies a lá michael jackson, one terrible screeching husband, one sycophantic underage fan, and 2 adult dogs and one small new puppy, I'd garner it's near impossible that Taylor gives those dogs any semblance of their old, pampered life. I don't think Gres eye does any chores, and that house is huge, and laundry with children is never ending. Had Greg been a more supportive partner, then I suppose those dogs would have gotten more love and attention because he'd be chipping in around the house 50/50.
Sage because there are people who do become parents and were dog parents before, but they still keep up treating their doggos like puppers deserve. (Just saying it's harder, so the onions were smart to give away the g.pigs but incredibly insensible [fucking stupid] to aquire a new puppy when the children are much too young to help with caring for the puppy).
Ugh now I'm mad about the dogs again, when I don't see them, I almost forget they lock them in a tiny room all day long. Grr.
Fraud investigator here. Who knew this shit would come in handy. It depends on how much of a backlog the fraud department has and how long it takes mom and dad to notice the transactions and call the bank.
Banks have 120 days from the authorization date to do a chargeback. It would come out of YouNow's pocket, not Lamey; but depending on YouNow's TOS, THEY will likely yank it back from lame's actual account.
on plain alone surely the total was nearing 10k, if not more. you would think the bank would notify them if something had processed for that much. if not a monetary value that triggered
it, surely the amount of transactions in a short time. he posted authorizations easily a dozen times in one night for multiple thousands of dollars. unless he's heavily affluent, someone has surely noticed and spoke up by now. right?
Took a little digging but I found the video, on OnisionEncore channel of all places. After he swore to the internet to take it down forever he re-uploaded it?
Bear in mind I'm not an up-loader so watching will obvs give him a view but he barely has 19k views now so I don't think it will make much diff. Maybe someone could upload it elsewhere?
The actual vicious attack and releasing of Billies private information begins at 23.30- (That was a joy to watch and wait for). But I think it's an important video, it's the pivotal point that his downfall began. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ttFo4uBWrs&t=1108s
Maybe its the grandparents Credit card ? Elderly are commonly scammed or taken advantage of. Its possible this little shit stole it, an the bank isn't giving two fucks because its not the first expensive transaction. So I'm guessing nobody will know until the bill comes out, and everyone is wondering why the credit cards are all maxed out.
OT - But my Grandmother is always throwing money down on every tom dick and hairy that comes to the door with a scam. " New vacuum - 500$ " " This is totally old an broken, need new - 1000-2000$. She has literally replaced everything in her house because they tell her too replace it with there shit.
Typically they WOULD restrict until the cardholder called in to customer service to verify everything… but it completely depends on the bank, what statuses are on their account, their typical spending patterns, etc.>>456860
this anon is probably right. Old people still rely on paper statements in the mail, they might not know. 120 days is a good chunk of time though, hah. I wouldn't count on that money, onion clan. People operate under the assumption that once money is in their account, it's THEIRS and it can't be snatched back. Sorely sorely mistaken.
Everytime you think Laineys look couldnt get worse, she pulls off a new look and suddenly you think "didnt look that bad before".
She is making herself more and more ugly with every new haircolor and haircut.
Sometimes I like to get really high and watch some of their videos, but I will never watch them on YouTube. Even with Adblock. As satisfying as it would be to click that dislike button.
I feel like the end is soon and I can't wait for the schadenfreude.
as a long time onion fan I believe he has been tired of her for a long long time. he jabs her all the time. he wanted her to improve, then he wanted her to go away. then he accepted his fate but I think he is back to trying to get her to improve. they will start fighting soon cause she refuses to improve. she spoke years ago about him trying to get her to leave and she wont. period.
I understand fighting for a marriage but she knew the rules and should've left before the kids. greg has issues and he wasn't going to leave. she knew that and refused to go. she is using his mental health against him. kinda funny since he did the same to Shiloh.
Dear Ex-Girlfriend is YouTuber Is TOO Bluntly Honest About Previous Girlfriend (#2)
Part 1 https://vid.me/Epw7
Part 2 https://vid.me/6ohG
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Fuck, him and Lainey are truly one in the same. Why in the world they think repetitively repeating the same words in every video will make the statements anymore true or believable is beyond me.
Greg>Truth/ true>honest/ honesty/ most honest>fact
Lainey>Gay>blessed> Muh pronouns>>456910
I don't feel bad for Lainey, but I do feel bad for the kids. Those poor things are nothing more then money bags to her, and a way to make sure Greg can't run.
She definitely regrets having them, it's honestly so crazy to me how she doesn't speak about them at all. I mean yea hey don't want anyone on the internet to know much about her kids but it seems like even on her PRIVATE Facebook she doesn't even really post about them. Like my page is constantly flooded with "Ohh Jamey did the cutest thing today!!" And shit like that, doesn't even need to be pictures. Even I do it and it's cringey as fuck when I catch myself with my 5 month old. It's just like a mom thing to oooh and ahhh at your own child. The only times we've really heard about her kids on her fb is when it was something to complain about, like "ohhh my poor son had a fuck ton of cavities because I'm shit at taking care of him"
I dunno just from my perspective as a young mom (20) Lainey just seems really disinterested and annoyed by her kids even when she briefly answers questions on younow. I hope we're wrong and she actually doesn't regret having them for the kids sake because soon enough they will catch onto that and will seriously fuck up their self esteem.
I think she was all starry eyed and coming off the high of winning her famous YouTube husband so when Greg decided he wanted to knock her up she was all "great! Omg he really loves me!!" And all smug because she was doing what sky and shi couldn't or wouldn't which I'd give Greg his damn heir (assuming he thinks of troy as this the damn narc) but then the kid came and as the hormones died down, the screaming, the shitty diapers, and sore and saggy boobs from breastfeeding started she remembered how she didn't even want kids in the first place and now she was stuck. Plus I can only imagine Greg isn't into the idea of birth control since he hates doctors so it's only a matter of time before she's knocked up again. She made her bed though and now she has to lie in it
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Furiously clicks fidget cube
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Bitch y'all live together ask her, its getting fucking weird now its so damn obvious.
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Which one of you did this, lol?!
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The best part is that they never acknowledge haturzzz. We could spam whatever we want, and while the teens read it, they'll just ignore. Even if I posted my account name, it's not like they're going to say "Don't listen to x, they're from Lolcow."
I really think this is an effective way to drive their fanbases down. Plainey somehow keeps getting more teens to follow her, so this shit needs to stop.
everything I said>>456961
she would stop talking and you could tell she was reading it, she even acknowledged my comment about texting sarah in the same house being weird. she said she wasn't texting sarah, but didn't say she wasn't there kek
she looks so sick? that hair color makes her look so yellow? christ, billie has yellow and orange hair and still looks better.
Taylor, just give up on the crazy hair colors and go back to basic brown
shes never getting a girlfriend i guarantee it. Shes not gay or into girls at all no matter how many times she wants to scream and pretend its true. If there ever is a girlfriend its a billie repeat where onion forced her to do it, not someone she chose. Shes happy now because she got what she wants, her little human napkin back in the house to watch her kids for her and listen to her marital problems. And she knows sarah isnt a threat because shes also ugly (those camera angles aint fooling me sorry hun).>>456981
im pretty sure the biggest problem hes facing is he cant find a 18 yo fangirl who will drop their life for him and move in. He cant even get a cute girl to fly to his house anymore. They are all ugly (like beck) or fangirls who wont actually seriously do it (like mac supposedly was). His fame is down the toilet. Billie was his last chance before his fame tanked the toilet and he let footface get in his head so now hes stuck with her forever hahaha. I bet she would dump him once his money runs out if she can get another youtuber to date and support her, but no one wants to date a foot with two kids. Why she probably regrets having kids.
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Taylor VS the other agender space prince