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Onion has turned Youtube into his new Twitter and lovebombs Lame and his kids to the max.
Lamey is basking in her smugness since she kicked Sam out. Subtly accuses Sam of stealing and denies it later. Sam rages about Lame accusing her of stealing, on Twitch.
The Onions are posting about how happy they've been the days after they kicked Sam out.
Sam does an interview about her shitty living situation and Greg gets offended, starts trash talking her and raging about cheerios. The two start streaming accusations and insults back and forth, but don't actually talk to each other.
Grug defends Footface against Sam. Footface has nothing to say about the situation as usual.
Lame and Sam talk on the phone and Grug implies Sam got kicked out because she was being inappropriate by coming onto him. He threatens to expose emails they exchanged. Sam claims the emails consist of Greggle trying to get her to admit she had feelings for him.
Grug gets triggered
when trolls say Sam and Maya rejected him. Tries to make people believe that they wanted him and he rejected them.
Grug makes a video calling DDLG gross to derail the pedo accusations against him (even though Lame calls herself his little girl and calls him daddy).
Onionboy posts cringey Onision video with Sam, directed at haters.
Onions sell Tesla and buy a truck. Still waiting to see what the IRS will hit them with. Also in process of searching for a smaller house.
For the sake of making Onision threads more readable, please follow these rules in the future:
- No nitpicking. /pt/ no longer has the sage function.
- Don't liveblog streams. Unless something of importance is happening, we don't need minute by minute updates.
- TempCow will be used for live blogging, sperging and nitpicking.
- Important streams will get their own threads with loosened rules.
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He's making another video about SR. Seriously he's desperately retreading the same topics that brought him views back in the day. Euginea, SR, JG's boobs….
Sometimes I can't believe how blind he is to his own behavior.
5. Heʼs also so adaptive & mobile, like, one day, heʼll have a friend,
then the next day, that friend will dump him and itʼs like he hated
them the whole time.
- One day talking about how much he loves Onision. The next day
talking about how he never liked Onision and heʼs horrible.
How can he even type this without realizing he does the exact same thing every time.
Honestly it's the same points he has already brought up with new wrapping. No wonder why people are getting bored with his content.
Too bad you can't type in a suggestive like oh idk, himself? Roast yourself Onion. That would actually be a great video.
But yea I agree, he's just milking the same utter of dry drama to try and make videos. Especially when isn't he the one who judges people who constantly make creepy stalker like videos on him??(He said the channel who made the olive garden date video was). Such a hypocrite.
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Yes. Perhaps it was in one of Sams deleted twitch streams, but Greg has been dabbling in the hentai again, per Sam's words.
She stated that Lainey had caught Greg fapping to hentai a few times since she (sam) had been there too remember that?? Lol
But yeah, Sam told Greg how much she liked Sephiroth, so Greg took her to a computer and said hey watch this, and it was a hentai porn of Sephiroth and Aerith doing it, and i think maybe (maybe) there were tentacles involved. Can someone confirm or deny the tentacle part? I recall personally livebloging about it on Temp. Because Greg is gross and has fucked up boundaries.
Also, when asked about hentai, Sam states there was a box of Hentai discs behind her chair, and that she would show them, if it weren't for the fact that her twitch account would get banned for that lol.
Here is a screencap of a chater asking Sam to whip out Gregs forbidden sticky yet crusty box of Hentai.
Lainey's new video "is my relationship toxic" is a whole world of smug. Any fledgling pity I may have felt has now vanished forever.
Edit, I can't attach the hooktube I'm on mobile atm, I'll try later.
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How are they still not getting tired of taking quizzes in every third video? Oh right. Because it takes zero effort but allows them to have a clickbaitey title about their relationship (cause that's the main thing their audience is interested them being the real life soap opera they are). Their remaining fans for sure are getting tired of it finally, who's really excited to see the result from some random online quiz anyways? Hello lame and onion, it's 2018. Don't tell me this is the only content you can come up with. You even ask your fans for ideas, yet you post the same type of videos over and over again… But yOuTuBe Is KiLlInG mY cHaNnElS
Thanks for the hint anon, I'll find you.
Lainey also says "[Greg] gets me cereal in the morning"
They're talking about Sam
Lol his dead-eyed stare.
Guys I know he's less relevant than ever, but he has a plan!! Remember, he's going to use his WhatAmI army and wait for the hate to die down before commencing his return!! Hahahahaha
She’ll never get there. She doesn’t want to. Plain loves the ‘power’ she gets from being a caveman’s wife. She’s a lost cause. Every time they bring someone new to the house, my hatred grows. They are both cucks. They’re both awful.
But then I think about how Taylor is going to realize, at some future date, that her entire life has been a joke. She had children with this piece of garbage. At some point the fact that her entire life has basically been about ~~erasing herself for a guy who has the intellect and emotional maturity of a twelve year old is going to dawn on her and it’s going to suck, and I for one am going to laugh at her and say ‘we told you so’.
This is pretty ridiculous, I agree.
A lot of us miss the streams entirely anyway and would bother to wade through a little bit of posts for a recap.
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I’d be livid being a Lainey fan and having to endure Gurg’s face all the time. He’s in so many videos and a large portion of her fan base can’t stand him.
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what is this? Onion is actually trying to get people to volunteer to be judged by him in his videos. he makes it sound like they’d be signing up for the greatest experience of their life.
Staff is fucking up when it comes to Onision threads for whatever reason.
First they decided to get rid of sage, then they got rid of tempcow, then they wanted to split the Grease threads to contain stream discussion in its separate place for whatever reason.
"Making threads easier to read" is the dumbest fucking excuse I've ever heard when the content being discussed clearly still pertains to The Grease Mansion. I understand banning people for derailing and all that but discussing Lainey/Greg streams (even some discordfags/catfish as long as the discussion relates directly to the Avaroes still) is perfectly on topic.
We'll see where this goes. Making changes without proper community support often ends poorly.(take it to meta)
I didn't even knew Onion called her a whore. If that's true I would've liked to know about it.
Or you know at the very least have a liveblogging thread for streams, so users can discuss what Sam is talking about.
The farmhands are doing a stellar job with this.
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I was coming here to say the same thing, this is the questions in the chat when she said it, it's the only one she could be referencing too since she reads them in order most of the time.
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this also happened
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bootyslayer spooted in Sam's stream
Adding to this, Sam found out that Greg didn't tell Lainey she was moving in, adding to Lainey's discomfort. Sam said she felt like shit after learning this.
Sam says the only times she was alone with Greg was in a professional setting; making videos, streaming. They hugged often but didn't do anything inappropriate.
Greg is now trying to say Sam tried to kiss him a week into her being there which Sam confirms is a lie.
>>491087>They hugged often but didn't do anything inappropriate.
A married man hugging some hot young girl "often" is not inappropiate??!?!!
> Greg didn't tell Lainey she was moving in
Lame has absolutely no backbone. How can she allow Gorg pull that shit on her? Not the first time hes done it also, I remember Lame bitching about him brining people over to stay without even asking her etc
Holy wow, that’s is pure unadulterated milk, whether she’s lying or not.
Stupid Sarah will run back to Complainey with that intel and of course Complainey will say “psh PssSSSsssHhhhh whatever bitch!”
Sarah better get a fucking clue because I totes believe Sam overheard something from the smelly Onion himself.
I also think Onion is sweating that he told Sam way too much and he fears she will turn on him and reveal some shit that even lainey won’t be able to question OR will cause her serious doubt or concern.
Please let the milk flow.
I think Booty stans harder for Sam than Onion though. Could be wrong. >>491087
Where is Gronk making these allegations? I want to see.
Supposedly there’s a ton of Patrons that are watching Grease for milk gathering purposes but we seem to only get drips.
Also, good lord Lainey is insufferable. She lets Greg move a complete stranger (not to mention, a female) into their home with their young children and one of the very first sketches is him and new girl totally mocking and making fun of Lainey. She is so ridiculous for allowing him to walk all over her. No shit that she was feeling insecure with Sam from the beginning but once again, it’s simply the other woman’s fault and Greg was an innocent little lamb the entire time.
Ok, we already know Onion is a psychopath, but think about it. What kind of a person moves in with a married couple, without ever even talking about it to one of them?
It's just too crazy. There is a wife and a mother in there, raising her kids and Sam doesn't even bother to contact her like Heeey see you soon I'm moving in with you to do camera work :)
I don't think Sam is a necessarily a bad person, but she sure as fuck ain't right.
did she give up on greg and move onto sam now or something
idk is anyone still even in their discord
sorry for asking about her here, the patreon thread isnt in op and i forget where the fuck it is
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Someone commented that lainey looks like Lucille from the Simpsons. LOL. I can't unsee it.
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thanks for tainting my mind anon>>491059
he's really starting to bait a response out of youtubers again, his whole online persona revolves around getting a reaction out of people
Yes, this is what I'm talking about.
Giving us the content that really no one should be paying for.
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Even Gurgles is noticing how incredibly vain Lainey is.
I mean, they both are, but for some reason, it bothers me worse with her because she constantly pretends to be this personal that struggles with confidence, but she's more in love with looking at herself than Gurgles, I think.
Damn I wish I could get the hookup for invite there but no one is giving it anymore. I dun goofed.
Discord for LC is completely dead and you can't even post in it. I don't understand it's purpose.
I just want to read Onion milk but it's on life support right now.
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it's mainly just onion using his server as a room of yes men to validate his delusions about sam right now, also because of realstream leaks patreonfags have been quaking. I think greg has finally accepted he has no real friends but the money is worth it in exchange for being a public beggar
Oh yeah, but I was talking about the anons here that have infiltrated Greg and laineys patreons. On tempcow they would release screenshots from time to time on like their streaming schedules, or Lainey arguing with patrons, just minor milky or inofrmational stuff. Along with patreon exclusive videos.
I also want to let everyone know that the livestream thread was reopened. Sadly not until the end of Sams stream but hopefully it stays unlocked until and at least duri the next stream so we can all discuss it and capture milk in realtime.
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Don't know if this is particularly interesting or related purely to onion but this was his mod/bootlickers public statement after a few RSN leaks about gregs behavior towards a patreon.
Now the real question is if this is a way to distract from who should really be apologizing to the patreons (Greg).
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Grug has lost around 100 patreon's since sam's departure. He's now on 901, iirc during samgate he was hovering around 1,030. Even hate watchers have lost interest. Lameylovebombing is well and truly underway, they're both desperately trying to prove their love is true and honest. Nothing to see here guize, sam is a h8r, I dindo nuffink, I LOVE my spouseboi.
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Lainey responding to the reupload of when she pressured maxieboxie into donating more shekels on younow live
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I cant help it, but Gregs Face looks like the typical beauty op fail in this one.
Except it does mean something. He's not regaining his old patreon count and loses more ptrons by the end of each month than he did before.
In January he raked in about 4k, but come Febuary it dropped down to 3.4k, because most people didn't like that he slandered Shane.
So again, yes it matters because he is not regaining his old count.
So Sam finally admits she knew Lainey didn't know about her going to the McMasion. She arrived a few weeks after the Maya situation and anons speculated Onion would bring someone in next as it's "his turn"
Lainey as a married woman with young kids has every right to be skeeved out by this girl moving into their house; but the Onions have been doing this shit all of their daughter's lives that it's somewhat normal and their son will be old enough to form memories over this unstable mess.>>491066
what is the process of divorce to the onions, I mean a doctor appointment can take months of planning the initial phone call, however I do hope some caps.
If I was Lainey, the ex-hottie-that-came-to-my-house-who-enjoyed-being-groped-whilst-hugging-my-husband talking about their almost divorce would make me sperg. Do you think she preempted a twitter rage by deleting?
and finally, with them deleting their twitters or leaving them inactive, are they refunding people paying for those perks?
This whole video was slander against honesty.
And they both really made my skin crawl with him cradling her and kissing. They both need a fucking reality check. And his demeanour throughout this video, the short bastard has nothing better to do. And who is minding the kids, are they both in the corner present for this garbage?
i just hate to imagine him as a father to a little girl, honestly.
>>491127>Lainey as a married woman with young kids has every right to be skeeved out by this girl moving into their house
of course, but that doesn’t mean she has the right to treat Sam like shit and pretend Grug did no wrong. whether or not Sam knew before she actually moved in is irrelevant to the fact that Onion invited her without asking his wife. Despite them saying they both make the choices in their relationship, it’s clear Onion has the upper hand. And Lainey needs to start actually putting the blame on him instead of pretending he’s innocent because he makes her feel good when he says he’s “telling on hoes.”
Edit: and it seems like they both refer to any new girl who’s attractive as a ho. because there have been girls they both think are not attractive that they don’t insult. But the second a girl is pretty and she threatens Lainey, they both attack her.
>Edit: and it seems like they both refer to any new girl who’s attractive as a ho.
I think the way they are treating Sam is deplorable, but really, she bears responsibility for walking into the clusterfuck that is the Casa de la Grasa in the first place. There might… MIGHT… have been a little wiggle room when Billie walked into it, but not after Billie, Luxy, Maya, the way Greg treats his minions on discord, etc. Anyone who willingly goes there is asking for it, in my opinion. So I don;t feel all that sorry for Sam.
Having said that, even if she were
a ho, what does that say about Greg that he imported a "ho" out there without talking to his wife about it, and having her around his very young children for a month?
Taylor needs to take a good hard look at herself and Greg. Sam didn't make any vows to Taylor, and she doesn't have a responsibility of any kind towards Taylor or her marriage, such as it is. Greg is 100% responsible for anything having to do with the Venn diagram representing the intresection of his marriage, Sam, and Taylor.
samefag, but I also need to add to the second paragraph:
Also, what does it say about Taylor that she allowed a "ho" to be around her children for a month, and tolerated her being there and interacting with her family? Like, if my husband brought in someone I thought had dubious morals, and I had two small children there, I'd pack all of us up and get out. Bottom line, even if Sam is
a ho (which she's not, but she is
a dumbass), neither Greg nor Taylor are any shining beacons of morality either.
The grossest thing about the Onions to me is that they’re never closer or bonding more than when they’re shitting on other people.
Their enjoyment of crapping all over others is the biggest thing they have in common.>>491139
She won’t, but rest assured she reads this exact type of comment daily and does her weird huffle puff noise and doesn’t say anything. OR, if she’s getting particularly roasted that day, she might say, “Greg is totally different off camera” and/or my favorite, “I don’t control Greg.” Her merch should literally have that slogan on it, with a tm attached.
They definitely keep up with their threads. Vix asked Grug if he read them and he said no because they trigger
him, but he definitely sends someone over here and has them report back. And we know that Grug loves to tell Lainey when people are shitting on her, so that's how she knows what's being said.>>491134>I think the way they are treating Sam is deplorable, but really, she bears responsibility
I get what you mean, but Sam has a good excuse though. She does have a messed up home life and didn't really have a place to live, so even the Grease Mansion would look good at that point. After this though, if any other girls move in with the Onions then I have no sympathy for them. Grug has been doing this to girls for years, but now it's both of them doing it.
What makes me so mad about the situation is that these are people they are using to entertain themselves and spice up their relationship because Grug gets high off of using girls and needs other women to make himself feel good and Lame gets high off of causing problems between them and Grug so he kicks them out and makes her feel better about herself by insulting them. Since she's so insecure that she needs her husband to sleep with other women and then insult them afterwards to make her feel like she's appealing to him.
Sam still says the same thing from the day she left grease mansion. That the living environment in grease mansion was way better than her current situation and less toxic. She says she ate so well there (now all she eats is junk). She is grateful although the last week she was there was super awkward. Gerg told Sam that he wanted her to stay but would talk behind her back with lainey. He said not to leave until him and complainey talked it out (feb 13) the next day he gave her the plane ticket. Which means the doormat somehow convinced Gerg to send her back home the same day.
She is upset now cause Gerg talks shit and makes up lies about her. She has a reliable source (probably gergs patreon) who tell her everything even the fact that he gave all his patrons sams email and their email convo. Then taking jabs at her and calling her a hoe. She is surprised how someone can be so two-faced. She is upset he is that he wants her to reveal her "true feelings" for him so badly. She knows he wants to use that as evidence to make a video about her since he apparently lost money when she was living there and needs to make up the loss.
Sarah is such a kiss ass. It's probably cause the onions have info about her that even sam knows lol. She really said in Lames stream that the onions are the type of people who wouldn't kick people out and give them at least a months notice. Bitch he handed her the plane ticket the same she had to leave. They could have at least given her a week.
DISGUSTING. He was all "she hugged me from behind so awkward!!!" before.
Greg is not only a deadbeat dad, narc, liar, abuser but also molester!
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>>490994>>491129>And his demeanour throughout this video, the short bastard has nothing better to do. And who is minding the kids, are they both in the corner present for this garbage?
In the video of Lainey trying on clothes she had Cloeys arm visible, and it was not date night, so they did not have a babysitter for the night.
The kids are most likely in the room being quiet, or in another room. Which begs the next question: which room and floor, or why so silent?
Well if you actually watched sams streams instead of edited videos on YouTube you would know that she does talk about Chris. She admitted that Gerg is more humble than Chris because when she would compliment Chris he would say "I know" but Gerg at least had the decency to says thanks.
She said she would leave the house when the atmosphere of the house got really bad cause of lame. But Gerg said to wait until he has a discussion with lainey. He got her a plane ticket for the next day she really didn't have a choice but to leave in short notice so she was kicked out. She probably thought she would have a couple weeks to figure things out.
You seem like the Gerg Stan who finds fault in the person who has been kind about him. She didn't even talk about him in her last stream but only brought him up yesterday because of the shit talk and calling her a hoe and saying she wore Lainey's clothes without their permission.
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It was just an observation about her cough
honesty, it just seems odd that every stream she lights up when somebody mentions gronk, she reminds me of a kid with a crush and will take any opportunity to talk about him either positively or negatively, at least she's out of Mcmansion and hopefully she'll go on to bigger and better things, I just find it disingenuous that just because she left nobody calls her out on her ever changing stories. In other news grug is practically begging his patrons to but shit from his poshmark, this is the 2nd in a week, the first one he sold everything for $10 (mostly lamey's old iPhone cases, she had enough to stock a small shop yet they're broke..) the onions need some fast cash it would seem.https://poshmark.com/closet/onisionshirts
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Awkward, were these for Billie if she had gone to that basement?
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Just womens accessories you guys, no kink shaming!! Obviously space princes are excluded.
Exactly, it may seem like she is changing her story but it's because she wanted to stay in Onions good side after she left. She is revelaling what really happened little by little after the onions trigger
her.I know it's fucked up but she really thought Gurg was her best friend (she said she new about Shiloh and Billie but understood why Gurg was upset -_-).
The onions then trigger
sam with lies and rumours and she is forced to defend herself. Gurg wants to trigger
her to say what he wants her to say which is her true feeling for him. He wants to use her words against her but Gurg is just digging his own grave. She straight up said Gurg is blackmailing her (will sue her for slander).
She really should be happy that she is out of their lives but it's obvious she is upset about the situation. If this is a publicity stunt she is an amazing actress. Gurg and lame should really stop talking about her if they wanna keep the remaining fans they have left.
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why would you pay them money for their rags jesus christ
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From "Is my Relationship Toxic Video"
Looks like he got botox or fillers for sure, it's never been so obvious up close like this. I figure they're both using blur filters in this video and it makes it all worse.
They try really hard to kind of my romantic towards one another in the video but lainey's complaineys on younow say otherwise. Doesn't she constantly remind us how much she misses greg in their own home lol
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Hey, don't shame former fans that have seen the light.
A lot of their fans did anything they could to support them because they think/thought they were cool people.
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He muted one of his discorders for talking to Sam, he's such a manchild his streams are so unbearable to watch.
He also says sam apparently "showed more affection towards him than Billie" and "attempted to swat at one of his kids"?.
Though I don't know how much Sam did there's no way I'm taking his word for anything that happened, he's changed his story so many times.
He said they were on good terms when she left and now he's going after her the same way he did to Billie. Man I hope Sam sees the light and spills everything.
"attempted to swat at one of his kids"? Does he realize how big that accusation is? >>491229
"just because i avoided kissing sam i should get a standing ovation because all the girls i dated had horrible, cheating dads :)"
how do these people not realize how HORRIBLE he sounds.
Some highlights:>Apparently, Greg is saying that Sam tried to kiss him when she was there. Onion does some virtue signaling about how all the women he's been with had dads that cheated on their moms (I guess your daughter is a statistic now too, huh?) In an amazing twisted logic, he thinks he deserves a "stadium-sized, standing ovation" for "dodging" a kiss. Says he was "trained" by a poly relationship how to "deal with this stuff".>Claims that proof of Sam's affections for him come from his aunt's claim that she had "cow eyes" for him. (I think she meant "doe")>When Sam was there, there was the moment where Greg's mom was "transphobic" (he doesn't reference this, but we all remember it) but says that his mom defended Lainey when his aunt said that Sam was "trouble". >Apparently she "tried to kiss him" a week into her staying there, and Greg constantly deflects this. Talks about her having a dream that she's pregnant with his kid. He says that he didn't kick her out then because he "didn't know" whether they would end up poly or not and if that comment would be okay later if so. He "let it slide" even though he supposedly expressed reservations about her being there under false pretenses. >He brings up something to do with the kids (we tinfoiled when it happened that she reacted when one of the kids was having a tantrum and Greg reacted really weirdly towards her) and how it caused her to become very withdrawn towards him afterwards. It turns out one of the kids fell and she gasped and he scolded her for it. He was surprised that she spent the day away from him after and then she came out and "hugged him from behind" and told him she missed him after that.
>He also talks about how she tried to "swat" one of the kids on the hand. I would bet that their son tried to grab her or hit her and she was going to correct it. He says Lainey doesn't even know about it yet, so expect this to get blown WAY up and Lainey to get crazy about it.>He said he had to let things pile up in order to have a "justified reason" to kick her out. TOPKEK!>He says that Sam has everything to gain from looking innocent and he "doesn't have much to gain from making her look guilty". He says Lainey thinks she's a homewrecker with low morals. >"SAM IS A TOTAL HOE FOR ATTEMPTING TO KISS ME">"If you're a hoe, admit you're a hoe" >He says he gave no indication to Sam he was interested. >Says she "wiggled" on his lap. >"WHAT ELSE COULD SHE POSSIBLY DO TO BE MORE OF A HOE???">Says Sam was more affectionate to him than Billie. (I'm not even exaggerating)>Greg flips out on a discorder that disagrees with him or doesn't lick his ass.>"ONLY A HOE TRIES TO KISS A MARRIED MAN"
I can't finish this but you get the idea.
Gurg and Sam claim she was brought there for business. Sam said that Gurg introduced the idea of hugging. And why was Sam on his lap in the first place?
Sam said that neither Gurg nor Lainey brought up being poly, and yet Gurg let things slide because he wasn't sure if they'd end up poly? Someone had to have brought up poly. It does not make sense.
Gurg can't ever keep up with his lies. He invited Sam for business without telling lames. He never told Sam he wanted to be poly. Sam found out his true intentions after she left grease mansions where Gurg with his big mouth revealed he wanted to be poly with Sam in a stream.
He never said anything to Sam cause he was trying to convince Lainey to be poly with Sam. When Sam would get along with Lainey he would say creepy things like good job your getting on her good side.
When the doormat finally couldn't take it after almost a month she told Gurg, Sam had to go. I'm sure Gurg wasn't happy but there was no point in keeping Sam any longer, he didn't want a best friend but a girlfriend.
I have no doubt this manipulator started the hugs lol. He made a rant how Maya didn't hug him and that's what friends do. Didn't he manipulate the situation that friends can cuddle and give full body naked massages.
Sure Sam might not be the brightest, but it's clear who the liar and manipulator in this situation is. It always has been onion boy.
He's definitely trying to pay a debt to Lainey for bringing a girl into their home without her knowledge. I tinfoiled it started with him quitting Twitter (to spend more time with her and the kids) but now he has to make Sam look like an enemy too, because it didn't pan out like in his fantasies.
PS: Lainey has been on Younow for 17 minutes, but conversation for that goes in the stream thread (it's unlocked again)
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so in th beginning when sam was gone he was still cool with her and they were still friends even though he sent her off over "realizing we would never be poly together". Remember sam didn't know about that in the beginning.
Greg runs his mouth off and sam defends herself and all of a sudden greg has all this dirty laundry on sam?
How much of this shit does he make up because when she first left he made no mention of a kiss or anything lmao
Sam talked about this in her stream. About the pregnant dream. She said Gurg would ask her everyday what was her dream and if she had dreamt about him. When she told him about the dream at that point they were telling each other their dreams everyday. She didn't know he thought she was a hoe cause of it.
Also if anyone is a hoe isn't it lainey who kissed more than 40 guys in high school. Sams only relationship was with Chris.
Lol onion boy is very delusional but I think he is trying to get on lames good side by telling her that he protected himself from the hoe/home wrecker sam.
Lames is probably so smug and happy that her man could have cheated but he didn't. She is an idiot.
Thanks kind anon.
A weird thing about this is that this middle-aged greaseball frequently references convos with his aunt and mom, like they're his only friends kek.
>ooooh my aunt disapproves
Also it sounds like Tami loves stirring up personal drama, it all makes sense now… Greg saying hoe over and over is so sad, okay Lil Xan (who he's too old to know about)
Basically just a bunch of zooming in and out of pictures of them on his phone with his weird song he made for Lainey playing against a backdrop of "nature".
You can see his smeary gross finger prints all over the phone throughout the videos.
He makes it about him. >They married me even though people told them not to. >We married on the anniversary of the day I tried to take my own life. >>491273
And this is totally what kills it entirely.
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also he totally didn't "write" the "song" being played throughout the montage.
He doesn't even know how to play piano, let alone write or read music.
He just sampled a free track in protools/wavelab/cubase
kek what a hack
nothing about him is authentic
>>491236>sorry let me sympathize - or sorry specifitize - but SIMPLIFY…
jesus christ, is he trump? at least trump is really old.
>i'd rather just mention it passively and let it go
spends whole stream talking about her
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Did their house always have these stairs or is she at someone elses place? I wish they'd update us how their house search is going. >>491278
But he thinks that's that how you make music, kek.>>491265
The video was surprisingly sweet for Greg. The ending really ruined it though.
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she is the breadwinner at this point and not even by that much since so many of her videos get demonitized.>>491287
that's just what greg is saying; you're seriously not going to take his word for anything are you? If any of this went down then why is he barley coming out about it
Also he admitted that HE was the one that instigated having her sit on his lap when she “wiggled”. He says he pulled her onto his lap because he was “too lazy” to get up 😒 for a 3 second hug like ??? The wiggling could have been her trying to get off of him or responding to him clearly coming onto her.
Is he fucking serious?
He has a great way or rewriting history and it’s actually really sad that Lainey actually believes this garbage.
>>491265>People who have come into our lives have repeatedly underestimated our bond
Are all Gurgander's lovebombs centred around the haturz?
Also not once does he say anything about Lame as a person, just about how devoted she is to him. She doesn't have much of a personality, but still.
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Not only is he re writing history bit this whole poly thing is so pathetic. It reminds me of june going "reee vanilla normies don't get it"
Yeah sure onion, it was all sams fault again. Thats works on your wife but not on us fam
She probably justifies it as being different since Greg wasn't married to Shiloh zzzz
Homewrecker, bitch please - look at who's letting them into your home in the first place. She's so fucking delusional.
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Gerg is trying hard to get attention with another DDLG video.
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I spot a little Trot
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Did she reupload with a blur?
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Blur vanished for a second.
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Yeah, what the fuck was that all about, he's actually spraying PAM right on the mushrooms to add oil?
Some romantic dinner they had, happy anniversary Lainey, you get countertop chopped tofu, frozen broccoli and undercooked ravioli!
>>491361>using 3 pans for no reason
reeeeee bet lainey had to load the dishwasher and put everything away afterwards.
i know people who make a huge fanfare out of doing a nice act, only to be super inconsiderate every other second. he loved making himself seem like a good husband in this video.
greg, you need a training bra with floppy man tits like that. a nipple ring doesn't make you more attractive. you seem more like a hoe than anyone else.
I swear there are Greg stans in this thread. Always saying the weirdest stuff about Sam. >>491358
Yes, this one especially is likely constantly staring at screens. It makes me really sad for them. I’m basing this off how often you see it in both their videos and streams combined with him being very quiet.
OMG anon get out of my head. I am laughing so hard because this was legit the first thought I had when I saw this picture.
Seriously wtf is his whole appearance? And how does he still have teen girls fawning over him? IDGI but then I guess even crazy serial killers and rapists (ie ted bundy) have fangirls.. the world is a weird place.
Obviously, but it’s the same regurgitated stuff he streams about too.
“Sam the Homewrecker! She’s a total hoe that knew what she was getting into!”
It’s getting pretty tired.
Lainey’s new video makes me want to punch things because it again has so much Greg in it. She makes these stupid comments via YouNow about how you can be a Lainey fan and not like Greg because they make totally different content. And a lot of fans expressed they don’t like him. But now he’s in nearly every video. She’s oblivious to what her fans actually want, when she’s trying to appeal to the LGBTQ community and Greg is pretty much most things that demographic doesn’t like: misogynistic but masquerading as an ally, manipulative and degrading to his spouse (no matter how many GOALZ videos that they make), a straight white male trying to tell others how to think/act/feel. But she keeps allowing him to be there and basically worm his way into everything she does because he is thirsty AF to regain even a small amount of the attention he used to have.
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Not just that BUT driving and doing anything else (eating, making phone calls, texting, using handhelds) and now illegal in Washington and other states and has been since July of 2017. Breaking some laws there Plain, and doesn't your husband not associate with criminals?
im more surprised they had 3 clean pans…
also god i hope that isnt a nipple ring.>>491377
they probably skip any lainey related videos tbh. i feel hes full filter outside of those…
I agree that I wish this is the kind of stuff authorities would actually see. No, I'm not going to report it - I'm not even American.
Maybe this is part of the reason they make so much content. But that's probably giving them too much credit.
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is onion serious? of course he said “including myself” he just described himself! this is exactly what he tries to do to everyone that gets into the grease mansion. Lainey most of all.
He is so stupid, trying to give advice and sound like fucking Yoda.
>when you see someone telling only one side of the story
Uhh yeah that's called perspective? Everyone has one? Let's get real Greg, talk about how Onision videos only scrape 30k views after months lol. Examine yourself
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So Becca made it to the grease mansion… he's so past desperate at this point.
Its really not creepy because as you see Lainey or greg know how to edit and blur him out of vids, because they blurred out his face, but one of them chose to not blur his hair.
Imo, the onions review their vids before uploading to a public forum, so grabbing a still from one of their vids seems like fair game and totally not creepy.
But it was probably 3 pics too much for the farmhand to turn a blind eye to. Because further up this same thread we discussed the kids with their first names and no one got a warning.
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Interesting how the thread can be dead but as soon as someone criticizes Sam in any kind of way there is guaranteed at least one thirsty stan chiming in within minutes to whiteknight her. Strange.
Hopefully one day someone like Gurg slanders you on the internet with something new to say everyday. That you are a child abuser, a whore. a person that tried to destroy a marriage, someone that made sexual advances toward a married man but got rejected.
She is not a little bitch like you who is gonna cry in the corner and take all the accusations out of Gurgs mouth. It's also hard to not say anything when people keep asking in her streams what happened and when Gurgs own patreons tell Sam all the horrible things he said/is saying about her.
If the girl was SO OBSESSED why hasn't she revealed more stuff about Greg or at least talk about him during the last two streams when more accusations from the onions have been released. Other than the apparent "attention seeking" behaviour, stupidly believing her situation would be different from the other girls in the Onions life and gofundme situation what exactly has she done to warrant criticism?
I "white knight" her because she has done nothing wrong. If people think she changes her story then what about Gurg who said that Sam only left because Lainey was insecure? When Plainey probably gave him an ass whooping for that commment all the slanders start spuring out of onions boys mouth. She wanted to keep her friendship with the both of them and like any human she wants to vent about a guy who claimed to be her best friend but say slanderous things about her… I guess bitches like you have no one to vent to and will just cry by themselves since no one will stick up for you.
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Really gets the noggin jogging
To me she just seems angry. Probably Gurgles' comments really get to her and she feels the need to defend herself.
Don't think she's stalking them, just that anons tell her everything Gross and Plain say about her.
Tinfoil because don't really know.
Maybe it's because Grease is so obsessed to look young and be appealing for teenagers.
That, and not looking like a mom makes it easier for Plain to attract the manic pixy blue haired gurls.
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>I guess bitches like you have no one to vent to and will just cry by themselves since no one will stick up for you.
Take your meds and spend less time constantly refreshing lolcow, Karen. It's not that serious.
Pretty sure hes just running out of options since no one wants to date him anymore and his fame is dead. He probably was mad Sam didn't give him a boost in views immediately and thought it was safer to keep lameo happy since she's bringing him money. If lameo was not bringing in any money, I guarantee he would have dumped her by now. No wonder she stresses over views. She knows that's her only value to him now. What a trash relationship.
They are even too boring to pay attention to now as a "hater". I was hoping the Sam thing would provide more entertainment, but the onions throw out girls every other week now. Lameo is as awful as greg and there is no one to root for in this. Can't wait until their fame completely dies and they are stuck with each other hahaha.
You are probably right. Sam mentioned that she spent most of her time "playing games with their family". I'm sure by family she meant their children. What a surprise while Gerg does his own thing and Plainey vaping, complaing to Sarah, doing her makeup for hours and then doing her live streams.
Plainey said she had such a busy day in her video which consisted her being out with the kids from 9-12 and then going on a date with Gerg. She is so lazy and thinks even a bit of work or just going out is such an accomplishment. She is spoiled and has never had a real job her entire life.
That’s true but I also see how aggravated he is with her constant smallness and helpless act. Similar to how she would spew she is gay every five seconds on stream. She played sick in the past when preggers too.
I think he has shifted his type hence why the ddlg thing annoys him now. Things that are related to Lainey. He wants a worker not a complainer. The trinity is so he can replace Lainey not keeps on. Lainey will never allow one. She says she will but it’s a way to keep him from calling her a cheater like he used to say about Bi women. Hence why she changed her self to straight to fit his preference at the time. It’s all a game to manipulate each other to stay even if they are unhappy because they don’t want to be seen as the bad guy.>>491482
She did. I believe the issue is Sam liked playing family a bit and enjoyed the attention she is starved for. Hence the need to obsess over him. She fit the profile of his first wife with willing to work and edit. He got Sam out before a big blow up from Lainey occurred so Lainey can cry wolf, in my point of view.
They are avoiding the whole Greg tried to leave me and he be seen as a bad guy. They both are very separate while trying to play the public couple. Lainey is being careful so when the fall of Greg happens she can cash in on the even for her benifit and make him dependent on her. At the same time she is destroying herself trying to make this happen.
This is a tinfoil about many things but based on the patterns they show. They both don’t like each other hence why the whole table thing. Lainey won’t blame Greg because she needs him till he no longer has a use.
Sam is playing with fire, because she has the support of around 8 farmers she's believing her own hype, she deleting streams at a whim, if she realises she's shown herself in a poor light they're gone, in her second solo stream at the onions, she broached the poly subject and stated she woukd be happy to be a part of their relationship, this was available in temp but has since been lost to the sands of time, undoubtedly it will resurface, these things always do but she need to be certain that mountonion is the hill she wants to die on, she's already bad mouthed the youtuber who gave her exposure initially, her business plan seems flawed at best. Lamey's last tweet was 2 days ago, sam searches the internet compulsively for any anti-o content in order to leave disparaging remarks, she's playing victim but without actually being victimised. Onion will be on discord later today and lamey will be streaming as usual. In Onioncord news the word "cow" has been banned for whatever reason (lolcow was being discussed and sperging ensued, who's afraid of being outed?..) and onion has been re-uploading recent content and deleting it within hours whilst lamey's uploading patron exclusive content only to upload said content to uchoob within 4hrs.
Sage is no longer enabled. Don't worry about it.
Karen is just a name people like to use on the internet. It comes from the whole "neurotypical Karen" meme where they'd be like "thanks for telling me that eating my greens will cure my mental illness, Karen".
The overuse of it is pretty annoying.
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peep that pimple below her bottom lip
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She literally… could her make up tutorials be any worse? She literally popped a pimple mid-video.
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holy shit, her latest video had a few seconds where her camera blur stopped working and jesus christ. someone PLEASE help her with her makeup. i know she's using ELF but her blending is trash.
>>491518>I literally don’t look like I have foundation on.>it looks like my regular face, it changed nothing.
I don’t know who she’s trying to kid but her face was pale and full of blemishes before she put foundation on. She literally mixed the blood from her pimple in with her foundation. I’m cringing.
Was that pic after she put concealer on and blended it? Because that’s just wrong if the concealer still didn’t blend.
Can the Sam wking for the love of god STOP. She is DULL. It wasn't until it was laughed at here that she was asking for 5 grand mere days after leaving the Grease Mansion on gofundme, that she deleted it and she's been doing damage control since.
Sam is not a victim. She had a long time boyfriend she lived with, moved back to her Ma's after that ended, has been seeking Greg's attention since whenever the fuck she won that computer from him which she sold. I mean Sam is a big enough fan that Onion takes notice of her and sends her a fucking macbook, but there's no way she could have known how howwibble he was before she moved in to his home (LOL).
And some of y'all are like, DAMN THAT GREG, playing Sam and Lainey off each other!!! Uh, Sam is the other woman.I don't give a fuck if yall believe the shill of her being a cameraman only, she went to live with a family who she only had conversations with the husband. Since when is moving into someone else's property such a nonchalant deal, "hey greg can't wait to move in with you and your wife. your wife totally knows right? i can't wait to finally meet her and FINALLY HAVE A CONVERSATION." WHAT??? She's an Onision fan and thought it was 100% normal to live with him without even reaching out to his wife? Fuck sake, even Toilet Clogger Beck reached out to Lainey.
Sam also does speak about the Onions on every stream since she left. The last few days in the MCMansion she was finally speaking after staying silent and only looking at herself in the viewfinder, and when she finally spoke it was for the 'shadowfans' benefit, sighing at Onion's paying patronfags, poking fun at Onion etc etc. I get that we all poke fun at Onion and hate him, but you're not suppose to bite the hand that feeds you. Sam was staying penny free in another FAMILY'S HOME and making fun of the family online.
Sam's a fucking loser, but hey, at least she can get a like on her instagram photos now. Even tho half of them are probably from the sad anons that frequent the streams daily(infighting)
>>491540>wants people to stop defending Sam>posts wall of text talking about how ebil she is
I really wonder sometimes how many delusional Onion fans frequent this board and post. The curse of anonymity.
I could sit here and argue with you but I’ll just say this: at the end of the day, every problem with Sam comes down to being Onion’s fault. So it really doesn’t matter how bad you think she is or what a “homewrecker” you imagine her to be. She never would have entered and stayed an entire month without Greg’s blessing an approval (which is laughable, considering the mountain of evidence where he claims she was trying to seduce him and he encouraged her to goad and infuriate Lainey.)
smells like a samefag, and all samefags these days could also be called samfags or sam herself, ey what up girl, what's it like getting them single digit instagram likes now.
why don't you go out on the pull to the bar again with your brother and chat up more married men?(infighting)
lmao what age are you girl? it was hardly a real job, greg wasn't paying her, he said he'd split the profit from his twitch streams which he doesn't get paid for? She was moving in because her home life was sooo bwad!!!
She has no obligations to Lainey, again have you ever stayed at someone's house longterm as a house guest? I don't mean sleepovers. She 100% had an obligation to the mother of the household who had 2 young kids under 5. Common decency to make sure that your new 'roomie' had okayed you living there with her kids. That's why family is stressed when it comes to the Onions. These girls may just be visiting Greg, but Greg is a family man that comes with a spouse and two young kids, you want to move in with him, I think for any sane person they would make sure they're not imposing on the others.(infighting)
Sam isn't causing strife for the onions. Her little fans have derailed threads here tho, spammed others and been the downfall of livestream threads and livetyping. Not to mention that anons in temp that were actively "let's not post about Sam's streams to main, I am worried for her safety!!" Yall faggots or what?
Sam changes her story all the time and the most milk we ever got from her is about hugging Grease. Can yall remember Billie? That was milk. Sam is a poor man's shit autistic Billie and she keeps coming off worse and worse.
Greg these days, he barely get's hate comments on his streams or views. His patronfags are gaining egos from the anons that go to twitch daily and talk about becca/sylar/tamara/booty/etc. None of this is milk.(infighting)
well the man does have a family, the 2 children he has are not made up and lainey is not a figment of all of our imaginations but Sam's sad tales from her life may as well be.
How hard is it for some of you Sam fans to critically think and realise Sam must have just thought "fuck Lainey and the 2 kids, if they have a problem with me they can talk to Greggy!!" I mean Sam is trying to garner sympathy because she had to leave her horrible home life, but she doesn't bother to enquire what the homelife of the person she wants to move in with is like? Or she was aware and just thought, fuck it, I'm Sam, I deserve THIS(infighting)
>>491570> Greg ignores her>>491246
Are you saying there's no Onion milk?
I mean, really, that's what a ton of you seem to be saying.
And yet. Here you are.
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It's not, but I guess when it doesn't fit your tastes, you're willing to say what you need to to feel better about it. >>491546
So why does it matter then? I don't "stan" for her, but honestly comparing anyone to the Onions makes them seem like saints. >>491550
I'd say at the very least, she continues to prove that post-successful YouTuber Onion hasn't changed one increment and proves that he will eventually cause more problems for himself and way more problems for Lainey. She's just a pitstop along the runway Onion train, spiraling closer to disaster.>>491569
Greg does ignore her. He's blocked her. He doesn't talk about her on youtube, just to his patrons in response to another stream she has done and she went to RSN and Onion never responded to it via video etc etc etc. I think it's safe to say Onionboy isn't going to try and monetise this weak drama.
"Hi guys. I had this… lets say.. friend stay with me. It was just a little under a month and they were helping me with my videos and such. Regardless they have had to leave because they made Lainey (heaven on earth) uncomfortable. Boob squeeze"
Even Greg gets Sam is vanilla(infighting)
I'm pretty sure you can figure out the anons who like Sam, probably the 3 usernames you see in the twitch streams all the time. One of them was even calling Becca hot the other day. I swear, some of the anons got a bit too cosy and actually developed a routine around these twats, and then some even started paying to get access to his discord.
Money well spent, the milk has been overflowing over here!!!! ….(infighting)
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It really doesn't matter if he tried to "monetize" it or not. Read what he said, or watch it yourself.
If anything, Gregma would have done himself a service by actually ignoring her, instead of raging about her, in game (not to mention during streams that these retarded Patreons pay for in the first place) all the while ignoring them, the ones paying for his attention so he can flip his shit about her supposed homewrecking that he actively engaged and participated in.
The first video when she got there was mocking Lainey. No shit Lainey would hate her from day one.
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Can I just say, if we weren't so distracted by this asinine quarreling, we'd notice that these DDLG videos Greg has been making seem to be subtle jabs at Lainey?
everything he does is making subtle jabs at Lainey.
i'm convinced she stays with him simply because if she left then she'd have to get an actual job.
I stan Lainey, I know this will probably be met with 12 yr old anons going OMG SHE IS WORSE THAN GREG!!!!!!! SHE HAS A VAGINA!!!!! (since I speculate anyone that hates lainey wants to hatefuck Greg because Lainey is a victim of circumstances)
I truly think Lainey has the upperhand. Her Dad sends her gifts and money still even after all the shite her husband has done. Her Dad works with legalities. Her prenup was before Greg got her up the duff and she before she was technically self-employed (remember he married a student). Lainey now has her own income, now has 2 kids and has been Greg's longest relationship and marriage to date. I reckon Lainey will play the long game for that alimony and child support, she's got a taste for the lazy lifestyle and she'll always be able to play the mom role when asked what she does for a living.
My happy ending is Lainey leaving Greg desperate, alone and more in debt whilst also growing her hair out long and ditching the agender shit.
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Onions latest "perk"..
It's not thinking sam is dull, it's acting like greg is some family guy who only talked about sam once and has done no wrong that gives away you're an onion fan. Lol, he still talks about people from 10+ years ago. He will talk about her forever just like how he still brings up billie and whoever else.
Also regardless how people feel about sam, this is all onion's doing. Blaming the other girls they bring in is lameo's get away free card into believing her husband is an angel and it's just these evil homewreckers who are standing in the way of their perfect relationship!!! Even though they are funded and paved the way to come there by her own fucking husband. The only other people who do this are his own patreons who are hoping they will fly them into live with them.>>491584
He can pretty much make fun of her all he wants and she will create the excuses for him. That 10 things i "love" about lameo video was so harsh, yet she made excuses for him and was happy because he took her to walmart. Lmao. Their relationship is beyond fucked. Lameo is delusional in the head and thinks her e-fame makes her happy enough to stay in the shithole that is her life
If you can handle watching it.
He keeps saying weird things about Lainey being his little, basically. But also talks shit on it. It's really weird. But a lot of the things he shits on in the video are things we have seen from both of them lately. >>491584
If the Onions have "shit on Sarah" as was mildly hinted at, imagine the vast amounts of shit Greg would throw at Lainey if they split. She knows it too. >>491587
Speculate all you like, but some of us just really dislike them both equally. >>491588
I hope someone has been buttering him up enough to get access KEK. Get your tinfoil hats ready. >>491589
"So this Canadian girl I dated once"
"So this person we were in a poly relationship with once"
"So this camera person I had once"
"I'M NOT MENTIONING NAMES!"
Greg: "Don't ever tell me anything you don't want the whole world to know. If the world finds out your secrets through me it's your fault for trusting me with them in the first place!"
Also Greg: I need a safe space!
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I actually totally agree with you. She seems incredibly depressed.
Greg or Lamey invited, INVITED Sam over to stay for one month.
As long as Grunk and Slimy talk, reference, or allude to or take jabs at Sam, I'm paying attention TO SAM to see what she'll say in response.
As long as she talks about either Onion, Lame or her stay there, I'm paying attention to what Sam is saying.
So tuck that in your pipe and see you next tuesday.
Gerg seems to be of the mindset that it's better to ask forgiveness than permission, probably because he knows Taylor will shoot it down. Much easier to just love bomb on Twitter for a couple of days and take her shopping for ~gay~ clothes in the Target men's section after the fact. This only applies to HIM though; everyone else has to agree to his terms and conditions and literally sign a fucking contract and NDA. Then all hell breaks loose when someone "betrays" him
He's such a piece of shit.
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For my lovey fellow farmers. With the onion threads dying and the infighting I hope this gives you a chuckle.
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Plain obviously heard about the "swatting" incident because she seems pretty fucking triggered about it on her tumblr
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Holy shit this is amazing!
The bread crusts… too perfect
Please continue blessing us with your art
i guess its laineys turn to bring a girl home now, right
watch out blue hair jessie
i think that realstream yt uploaded a younow clip of her putting on the foundation with a fucking powder brush and holy shit i dont even wear makeup and it makes me mad 1
also reminder she doesnt know how to clean beauty blender. doubt she cleans anything. probably just buys new ones. i bet her kids put them in their mouths too (because kids are kids)
fuck now im depressed
Are you ESL? When the term "family man" is used in North America, it specifically refers to the part about being devoted to said family. Not just the fact they are a man with wife and child.>>491571
oh right, this is why people hated tempcow. i understand now……
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This was posted on the latest video of Onision, in The Blargh's channel.
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Wow, great job RSN.
>they hate that
Yeah no shit, moron. Not only lurking, likely sperging and using anons art, now you’re cowtipping and sending more newfags our way. Slow clap.
If this idiot ever identifies himself on here pls permaban.
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my fucking sides>>491658
To be fair gargamel already does that on his own. He's cucked lainey over 3 times in the last year alone
You realise bitching about it is just going to encourage him to do this, you know? You also realise that threatening permabans if you ever catch him doesn't do shit, cus permabans don't do shit. I've been 'permabanned' like 3 times for being an ass, probably 4 after this comment now admitting that. The power of permaban is an illusion to make power-hungry mods feel better, would bet RSN isn't at all worried about it either.
Just ignore the guy, don't give him the attention he wants from posting shit like that. The only reason he's doing it is so you bitch about it and he gets a giggle about your butthurt.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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Yes, me, because it totally fucking is. >>491664
There must have been more than wiggling! I think this is why Greg slandered her so hard and so fast, then started saying shit like "oh she will lie and say all kinds of stuff and you will believe her". He tried to cover his ass in advance to make her look like she's lying out of bitterness when teh spaghetti start coming outa her pockets.
Damn it, spill the beans already. >>491664
Never-ending rage. I hope he finds his own thread.
Sam spergs on her twitch about her family problems, set up a gofundme on behalf of her brother to beg for money for him without asking him first. Fights with her stepmom and calls her derogatory names online, yet her Dad and stepmom have got her a job with her Dad and took her in after being kicked out of Washington. (Also, this is something I don't get, Sam was living with her Mum before Onion, but the plane ticket Onion gave her was able to get her to her Dad who she hasn't saw in years? There had to be planning for that??? If I moved state/country after living at my Mum's and got kicked out, wouldn't you get the ticket back to your last residence? She ends up at her Dad's and starts a massive family fight lol)
I doubt Sam has anything on Onion unless it directly pertains to her behaviour with him and flirting in which, she's the other party. So she's hardly a victim.
Also the bitch loves CWC, Sanic porn and lame internet culture that stems from other /chans/. She won a macbook from Greg, you mean to tell me she never researched who she was going to go live with?? LOL
Sam will not spill milk because I'm sure Greg has more shit on her. By week 2 she was calling the Onions her family and probably slabbering about her own family to them. Sam doesn't seem to have any IRL friends, she's just an internet weirdo and possibly autistic
Have you quoted me by accident? Because I'm of the same opinion. I'm willing to cut her some (a lot of) slack for being 20, but she will still have to own up to moving into a house without talking to the woman, wife and mother LIVING THERE already. This is outrageous(ly funny) and I don't know how she doesn't get called out for that by everyone in this thread.
I just think they did something sexual and now she started treathening to spill. She is still a victim though, a victim of Gregs horendous online slander. What he is doing is morally wrong and illegal and he's a gross 30+ yo man.
So Lame and Greg have called her a attempted home wrecker, a whore and ect… All because of an awkward hug, a proclaimed attempted kiss and because she looked at him with admiration .. She was a huge fan, how did they expect her to look at him ?
They fucked, didn't they ?
Everything they claimed she did that could make her a "whore" or "homewrecker" is rather tame, and never actually reached an inappropriate level either. Lame's always trying to flirt with other girls, and all the past girls to enter the house did so because of the "Poly" shit. I mean for her to be a "home wrecker" or "whore" in the eyes of the onion clan, I think what happened must be significantly worse. Perhaps Sam is staying silent not for the Onion clans marriage, but rather because she's embarrassed with w.e happened between her and Greg.
I feel like >>491678
is just him selfposting bc he thirsty for attention anyway lol
Nothing to see here people, nothing at all.. sam is in NO way a famewhore. This is just getting horribly embarrassing. >>491704
she's playing a game except it's going to backfire hugely. She's witnessing an internet hugbox atm on her streams, sometimes I pity her absolute inability to adult but then she pulls even more childish stunts like "Reeeee I can RUIN you" as witnessed above and any fleeting empathy I may have felt disappears faster than the onions money. Was she hoping cyr et al would welcome her with open arms? This isn't adding up at all. It never did.
RSN has a thread in snow>>>/snow/520070
and here is the onionflake thread for all the girls part of his harem. Perhaps Sam sperging should be taken to there until milk directly related to Onion comes out >>>/snow/432327
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>>491704>Everything they claimed she did that could make her a "whore" or "homewrecker" is rather tame
This is what makes me think that something bigger happened. Greg always shifts the blame but this time it seems like he's shifting the blame for something nobody has mentioned yet. I reckon he tried to make the relationship more and now he's flipping it to say she's a whore so that he's covered his own ass when the news comes out.>>491690>>491688
He likes his women spineless. Say what you will about Billie and Adrienne, but I think the fact that they defended themselves and didn't let him walk all over them meant that they came out of the whole mess a lot better.
maybe the wiggling was caught by lamey and maybe it was unclothed
dumb tinfoil, but right now theres at least a half truth to base it off of
also that tweet is 100000% this bullshit and taylor needs to open her squinting eyes for once in her life
Sam twitter got posted in the /snow thread.
She posted 26 photos on Oct 8th in 2015, then didn't update again until Jan 2016, and then doesn't update again until she's at the Grease Mansion
Anyone know more about her relationship with her ex boyfriend? Also in the Oct photos she posted one of her half brother playing Minecraft so was she living with her Dad in 2015?
Does homegirl just find a guy to latch on to and then moves in? she doesn't have appear to have any actual friends on instagram.
Her whole demeanour makes me think of those girls that just want male attention. she only posts selfies. She has that lame af humour that guys have on messageboards. She was bragging the other night on stream about some attractive married dude hitting on her in the bar when she was with her brother. idk, girl doesn't seem to have much of a life
Homewreckers are hardly a myth, it takes two to tango.
In a normal scenario, a boyfriend invites a female friend back to his place without telling his gf. They both arrive and the gf is pleasant but takes her bf to the side and asks who this is and where did you meet? He says he met her at work/somewhere, so the gf is like "ok" and tries to talk to the other girl. How the other girl behaves is now on her and not on her husband as she has been introduced to the gf etc etc.
Onion sends girl computer for contest. Onion then buys her plane ticket to live with him to do some freelance work for a place to live. Girl agrees and begins to make arrangements for uprooting her life to a new state. Girl arrives and Greg picks her up from airport. Greg has a wife at home who doesn't know a fucking thing. Girl arrives and Lainey pulls Greg to the side to ask wtf is up. Greg goes on rant about Maya being invited over and how awful she was. Greg assures Lainey Sam is there for work only and will help with the upkeep of the house. Lainey is made to accept this by some tactics from Greg. Lainey makes it clear she is not comfortable with Sam and ignores her and never mentions her online. Onion debuts Sam to audience by making fun of his wife. Onion never tells his audience about this innocent arrangement because he fears public backlash because his habits are public knowledge. Sam ignores Lainey but calls her bf her best friend and spends majority of day with him. Hugging is normal for the most part. Sam is filmed in various skits playing his gf. Sam states the house becomes horrible to live in and she hasn't ate in days and has been confined to a room because she doesn't want to upset anyone. Onion gives her a plane ticket to fuck off. Sam plays victim online and streams daily since always talking about the Onions and commenting on anything related via youtube comments or her twitch streams, or twitter, or her instagram.
I think Sam needs a life.
If a married guy with two kids invited me to be a live-in cameraman in his home, I would absolutely assume that he and his wife had had at LEAST one conversation about it, if not many.
I don't think Sam's an angel in all this by any stretch of the imagination, but it's really not on her to check with Cuckboy if he's communicated with his wife. Any reasonable person would assume that an invite has been okayed by both adults living in the home.
Sam is incredibly self-centred, she named the [married with a kid] man who "hit" on her repeatedly on stream, she was convinced he was watching her and he was invested enough to have gone through her social media, she's also convinced that onion does this too, her twitter has been thinned out to the extreme in the past two weeks, fortunately it's still available in its original form in a previous thread, she responds primarily on stream to the people she belives to be male and ignores the lowley female "fans", her attitude towards lame was incredibly telling insofar she believed it was lame's sole responsibility to ensure sam was included, remember that sam had passive agressively tweeted at lame for at least 12mths and spoken on the phone to grug since at least August of 2017, (lame should have ripped grug a new one at that point) sonida/sam plays the victim well, everybody in her life has treated her badly, everything is a crisis.. she's an onionstan through and through. I think she's truly earned her place in the onionflakes thread. >>>/snow/514777
unless she comes through with her I can destroy you threat I think she needs to stay there tbh.
You must not be American. Americans rarely bring gifts in scenarios like these. Plus, Sam isn't a family member, she was hired for a job by onion.
Did you ask your boss's wife when you were hired, for her permission to work with him? No? It's because that's between you and your boss, the wife has no say, except privately to her husband.
Laineys permission is irrelevant. This is at least the 4th girl onion invited to stay, vix would have made it 5. Lainey was aware of at least 2 of those (Billie and Maya). The common factor here is Greg. Not the girls. Lainey knew about Billie and it didn't stop Greg from letting Lainey move out and proceeding to make life plans with his wife's girlfriend, touch her naked body, cuddle in a bed with her, and try to kiss her after knowing her for like 2 weeks. Onion is the scumbag in every scenario, always will be.
LMAOOOOOO if my boss hired me for no pay to play on his computer at his house and live with him you bet I'd be investigating who I was suppose to be living with and reach out. You college age anon? Common practice for unis to set up ways for communication between new roommates so it's not awkward af to live with them lol
Billie went for Lainey as did Maya and Onion knew and tried to get in on it too (he was successful with the younger more damaged girl)
Everyone knows Beck got brought out without permission from Lainey and it ended with the Onions using her as their new toilet humour.
There is a reason Onion never publicly announced Sam living there because it would be Ginger beck all over again but even Ginger beck was a Lainey patron and had devoted attention and songs (lol) to her.
Sam had been @ing Lainey and Greg on twitter but what she never thought to @ Lainey 'Omg so excited to live with you!!'
Sam follows CWC there is no way she has not heard of Onion drama and it was only until she was laughed at on Temp that she took down her gofundme. Girl lurks. She has nothing better to do she doesn't appear to have friends
Lol of course lainey was ignoring her except when she had to clean up after her or wash her clothes. The most they seem to have spoke was over the sugar water lmao. Sure Lainey never even mentioned Sam when her desk was taken. Lainey was not about Sam. Every girl brought to the mansion has been for Lainey (Beck too) apart from Sam.
Just find it odd that Sam was tweeting her before getting the ok to live at the McMansion then doesn't communicate with her. It's odd. I can't believe the reaching happening in this thread. Sam wasn't getting paid and if she was such a victim why wouldn't Greg tell Lainey they were rescuing some poor girl? Uh because there were other motives.
Sam tried she failed. Lainey wasn't having it
Ya Greg is as always a villain, but Sam a weirdo too and with her humour and sniffing around Cyr and JG she just seems like an attention whore. Maybe she should ask her stepmother for tips on how to homework better
I hope they grow out from it. When I was 12, I used to have a stupid idea of what perfect relationship is too but you mature and realize how cringy it is.
What I really hope is that nobody legal aged comes to be their next unicorn. Sam's motives are questionable but I really felt bad for Maya, she was just interested in Lainey and didn't care for internet fame.
Plus if they can't get anybody to use as their punching bag to project their marriage problems on, then Lainey and Greg will eat each other alive.
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Samefag, I don't know who is worse. Ol' Onion Boy or his idiot followers.
>>491749>Just find it odd that Sam was tweeting her before getting the ok to live at the McMansion then doesn't communicate with her. It's odd.
Yeah it is kind of odd, but not in the way you say. If you arranged to move in somewhere and you only have one point of contact with the household you would assume everyone in the household has already okayed it. Even - no, especially - if the people you're moving in with are in a relationship, you would assume they had sorted things out amongst themselves well before offering you the room. That's what's weird. It's not weird for Sam not to reach out to Lainey, why would you assume you'd need to contact the other housemates if a room is already being offered to you and you've already sorted it all? This is something that should have been discussed between the members of the household before advertising the vacancy. It should never have gotten to the point of Sam being offered a room without Lainey's knowledge.
It's weird as fuck that Sam didn't nope the fuck out of there when she found out Lainey wasn't aware, because who tf wants to live in a household where people don't communicate about things like this? Especially when those people are married. You're obviously gonna have a bad time. Why is Onion offering rooms to other women behind his wife's back? That is, and always will be 10,000x more weird than someone taking him up on the offer. He is the one who married plainey and vowed to be faithful to her, none of the other women owe her shit.
I don't like Sam, she's clearly an attentionwhore and she dickteases milk all day long. Thought she was somehow special and different to all of the other girls onion talked to which is laughable. All this ~I could ruin his life~ posturing is really annoying and pathetic. But you all need to stop hating on her so hard just because some anons like her or have neutral opinions. you're just polarising the issue. You're not going to change anyone's opinion and you're just going to make the people who like her come to her defence more.
how is greg her only point of contact? she knew how to tweet @ lainey, i mean she managed to DM greg lol.
Also I think context is very important in this situation that is relevant. Sam was moving into the family home of a young family (I don't need autists being like HAH FAMILY MAN ARE YOU A NATIVE SPEAK DONT YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!? It literally means he has a family, and I'm British GSTQ) who broadcast their lives on youtube. Sam had no reason not to talk to Lainey or did Greg tell her not to from that point on? she felt more comfortable talking to Lainey from a distance, but once Greg says she can live with them she distances herself from Lainey. Odd.
The whole situation is weird. Commenting on how weird Sam is does not take away the fact that we have all been laughing at the revolving door that is the McMansion.
The Sam stuff was different because neither of them mentioned her on social media/followed her. Ever addressed her to fans about living there and Lainey would make it clear on YouNow she didn't want Sam there. Even laughing that she should do a twitter poll to get her desk back.
I definitely think Sam and Greg were into each other, why else would Sam say on stream she would consider dating Greg. she was loving the speculation about her and Onion being together. She played it up on twitter and twitch and instagram. I'd love to know more about her past relationship if any Sam stans want to divulge
well yeah I do hope Lainey gets her shit together for the kids and if we want to talk about how young Sam is at 21, can yall remember Lainey was groomed at 17 and then knocked up at 18. Much time for development guys!!!
>she wanted to move there, so why would she ruin it by talking to lameo without telling onion?
there you go, finally understanding Sam is just an attentionseeker out for herself. Fleeing from her terrible home life to impose herself on a Young Mum with kids. such strife!!
Sam really is brave. Moving across the country to live with someone without having a source of income. It's almost as if she was head over heels for the guy(ban evading as usual)
Not trying to further engage in the discussion if sam's a homewrecker/idiot or not, I just had to laugh about the fact that they were all together in the mcmansion without even spending time together as a "family" that invited a friend. Like that anon >>491767
said, greg is fucking weird to invite his female friends over without telling his wife and then only spending time with said friend in his office or w/e he calls it. Judging from what lame said on younow they (her and sam) didn't talk that much, and Sam used to comment under her videos and in her streams to communicate. In the SAME house. Does it get any weirder? It feels like they are all sitting in different wings of a huge ass manor where it's too much of a journey to walk over the other part of the building lmao. Also, the fact that lame always says they're too busy to spend time with each other, yet they both work from home and do the same job. It wouldn't actually be a problem to share one office or do projects together. Why is it that onion never streams with lame except maybe once a year, and never makes videos with her (for his channel), but once a girl is there (billie, ayalla & sarah, gingerbeck, sam) he does all these things with them? We all know why but how far from reality is lame that she doesn't see these things or doesn't protest? Sorry that this is nothing new but it's mind-boggling how sad and freakish their marriage is.
If this kid is just a random then she's opening a can of worms (vegan ofc)
If you're shooting a video that will be used for commercial purposes, you need to have written permission from everyone featured in the footage. This includes shooting a commercial for your business, testimonials from customers, a Web series that generates income or an entry into a contest. Customize a standard release form to explain how you plan to use the footage, and state any rights the subject may have in regard to payment – for example, is the subject signing away all claims, or will she receive a flat fee or percentage if the video makes a profit?
ref: videomaker "keeping it legal" 2017
>>491777>Fleeing from her terrible home life to impose herself on a Young Mum with kids. such strife!!
Because that wife would without her doing be in such a healthy relationship, right? Stop trying to blame her, gurg is the idiot who's looking for a replacement.
>Moving across the country to live with someone without having a source of income.
It shouldn't be overlooked tho that working with onion could have other benefits like for example the exposure that she needs as an artist, at least if she wants to work online and connect with people in that industry. It's not like she just went to live with some randos.
He's still buttmad that he cheated so once again he needs to place the blame on billie. He says he totally didn't cheat on doormat but billie
did.>greg tells lainey he's gunna do whatever he wants>doormat agrees>doormat tells billie not to do things with greg>greg initiates sex with billie>billie tells him she doesn't know if doormat would be cool with it>onion insists he cleared it with her
Does he not realize he and billie slept together lmao. He can't just say it's all her.14:00
He believes that his audience unironically has a high IQ and level of maturity. 15:00
He implies all haters never get out… he's historically known to stay up all night obsessing over himself.20:30
He's obviously mad as fuck that adrienne was freaked out by his weird crying shit.
At the end of the video he tries to convince us how alpha he is and insists he isn't a beta male.
I know it was stupid of Sam to go to Grease Mansion but why are you guys making the "woman, wife and mother LIVING THERE" the victim.
The doormat let Sam stay there for a month and take care of HER own children when she did her own thing. I understand you want to question Sams behaviour but Lainey is also an idiot that has no backbone who just goes to Sarah and cries about her marital issues. This isn't the first time she let one of Gergs fan stay in her house without her permission either! She had no problem of letting Sam around her children, she was only mad cause she got jealous when Sam was with Greg. Instead of just telling Sam to leave right away she used manipulating tactics by stalking her stream and going to Gurg and say the Sam is a hater. She even said on her stream she doesn't want to date any girls anytime soon and destroy her happiness and peace. Gurg is probably crying LOL.
Sam said she came to Grease mansion, and then went back home to get the rest of her belongings. Lainey could have told Sam and Gerg right then that Sam is not allowed to they in HER house because. But she didn't so please don't treat the "family man" and "wife/woman of the house) as the victims.
He admits to having sex with Billie, despite his bouncy from "cuddling" and massages and then back to sex every other week.
Says A's vagina smelt like maggots and garbage.
Admits to being into BDSM, which I assume he already did in the past.
Says he doesn't watch Shane's videos.
oh and at the end he basically does a tl;dr that is still tl;dr saying I WAS RIGHT ABOUT X, I WAS RIGHT ABOUT Y
and he says "someone" told him about how their friend didnt like him so he addressed it in a patreon only(?) video
Yeah, i'm less shocked by Sam's behavior than his patreons like becca and whoever who shell out all this money to him and get nothing in return. That's more pathetic to me lol. And they are probably the ones who come here and shit on sam and whatever girl ends up making it to the house while they dont get to, not realizing they are the more pathetic one.>>491795
Lol. They must only ever "talk" when they are fucking or showering together.
Honestly the Billie situation still confuses the hell out of me. The Grease logic was insane. He was married to Lainey and he fucked Billie but they both called BILLIE the cheater? Either they both cheated or neither did. The fact that Lainey keeps falling for his justifications just shows she's an idiot.>>491789>The doormat let Sam stay there for a month and take care of HER own children when she did her own thing
I find it funny how Gargoyle and Plank drag these girls and women through the mud but let the supposed hoes, sluts, liars and druggies spend time with their kids. If what they asy about everyone else is true then they're both shit parents. If I thought somebody was a hardcore druggie or a homewrecker, I wouldn't put them in a situation with children just because I wanted to make terrible videos.>>491798
Yeah, it was wild. Even if the two weren't married and were just roommates or something, surely you'd still want to know it was okay to go there? Or want to know more about the people you're living with?
I only feel sorry for the kids.
There’s no proof as far as I can tell that Sam had any indication that Lainey did or did not know about her coming. As far as anyone knows, Greg told Sam that Lainey knew or alternatively told her that Lainey would be fine with it.>>491792
I didn’t think so before, but this makes me think he might have actually fucked Sam or at least engaged in oral or something with her.
With Billie, he always tried to make unseen like it was just “massaging or cuddling” and now with Sam it’s “wiggling on my lap” and he is going to great lengths to say how disgusted he was by her (probably to throw Lainey off?)
Same better be fucking pregnant with triplets and ready to serve him with child support to make up for how insufferable these threads have been lately.>>491758>spergs about Shane's awful ancient jokes again>I'm not wrong for telling a 13 year old she's not fat (and therefore "attractive" after studying her pictures but it's totally not even close/worse u shadow fans!!)
The spelling things out of words is juvenile as hell. Not sure if it's a Youtube thing so he doesn't get flagged or him trying to confuse his preteen viewership.
THIS. The anons REPEATING how weird it was that Sam a blinded fan went to work for the onion king without his precious wife's permission seriously come off as onionstans. Gerg told Sam that lainey knew that a cameraman was coming and Gerg said he told Lainey in the shower. Yes Sam went to work for Gerg even if it wasn't really a job since she wasn't compensated with money. I'm sure Gerg and her had an agreement she would be compensated in other ways like her art being promoted and her twitch stream, living for free and free food. I'm sure Gergs other blinded fans would go to Grease Mansion in a minute if they had that opportunity and probably wouldn't go to lainey for her blessings. His other female patreons didn't go to lainey for permission why would Sam. Yeah Sam tweeted Lainey in the past but she was ignored but onion boy sure did reply and even gave her a job!
I AGREE that what Sam did was stupid and let's move on until she decides to milk the thing that will "destroy his home". There is no point of arguing over this. You guys saying that it was horrible of her not to get Lainey's permission just proves onion boys claim of Sam being a home wrecker. Also proves Lainey's claim that it's always the woman's fault not her nasty, disgusting beta husband.
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I see no difference
It’s cameraMAN, anon. Get it right.
(Greg actually argued with us in his stream that Lamey probably got confused about it because of the MAN term).
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Dropping Chapter 6 of Gronk's book.
Reaper's Creek - Chapter 6https://imgur.com/a/KGigs
If you want the audio version let me know and I can upload it.
Lol, chapter summary:
- Onion finds a dead body in the creek half-eaten, and it gives him nightmares of an alien poking him through the next
- Onion picks a rare flower, and his stepfather is there too
- Onion is a gentlesir who wants to woo over Audrey, but this bully Phillip keeps teasing him? But it's not clear at all how he's bullying him lol. Phillip just keeps asking him if Onion has a problem with him without giving any reason
- Now they're fighting with fists on the playground
- Now they're in the principle's office and the two are friends
>That was the last interaction I'd ever have with him before he died weeks later.
Yeah Onion, that last sentence that came out of nowhere and ruined any suspense you may have possibly had in this story is sooper dark.
I didn't think it was humanly possible for his writing to get worse - I was horribly wrong. This is so incredibly disjointed.
Gergle, you suck, give it up already, wow.
Some youtuber i know invites me to his house to stay, shoot videos and edit his shit. He tells me exposure would be my pay and being the fame hungry cunt I am, I accept.
Why the fuck would I have to okay this his wife whom I barely know and barely talk to and ignores me on her younow? It ain't my fault they have a fucked up relationship, I'm just here to do my own thing.
Sorry I know my "sarcasm" is bad lol. Maybe it would have helped if I said "Anon, you ignorant slut!" (The office ref).Anons claim not to be Lainey stans but they were wking her. Seriously any of Gergs fans would have done the same thing as Sam and they have in the past! None of them called lainey but I think one of them brought her a gift? Would it have helped if Sam brought Lainey a gift lol?
They are treating lainey as a smol bean and a dutiful wife and mother. If Lainey was really a good person she would have never allowed Sam to stay there for a day let alone a month. Why would a mother let a stranger be in the same house as her children. If Sam bothered her so much why would she let Sam spend so much time with her kids? It's because Lainey's a hypocritical bitch. To be so bothered and insecure by Sam but still let her babysit your kids while you are at hot topic or on a date with Gerg. Also the both of them have people in and out of their home all the time whether it be Gergs cameraman or lainey potential gf.
Lainey was only crying when Gerg told her he wanted to be poly with Sam = he was attracted to Sam. YES I agree Sam should have talked to lainey but most people in Sams place (Gergs creepy fan girls) wouldn't even bother when they have the chance to "work" for the Holy Onion King.
The anon made a good point that if they got to work for her fav youtuber she wouldn't ask for their wives permission especially if they have a history of ignoring your tweets/messages. Most people also assume that a husband and wife communicate about strangers living in their marital home.
Yes, I like Sam I find her enjoyable to watch and pretty funny. But it's obvious she made some stupid life choices. When Gerg gave her the opportunity to be his cameraman she took it. I'm sure she asked him if lainey was fine with it and Gerg said yes. And that was enough for her, she didn't feel the need to go to lainey which she should have. She also knew right away that lainey was uncomfortable and should have left but she didn't because she probably thought hey she isn't asking me to leave and I'm taking care of her kids, designing her tattoos and merch, and she is making me breakfast!
The main people in fault are Gerg and Lainey not Sam. They are the ones who brought her in the house and let her stay, made her meals, let her near their children. Seriously, some anons then calling her autistic because of her poor life choices….?>>491867
You are completely right. All of them are idiots and we should move on from wking the onions and refrain from calling them "family man/woman". Only then the infighting will stop. I think Sam is done with talking about the onions which is good so we no longer need to bring her up unless she milks or Gerg opens his mouth again.
But I still think Lainey and Gerg did so much more wrong than Sam….kk I'm done ;).
samefag, the context for the second one is that he punched the bully in the face repeatedly. The first one is what the bully said to him before he did the punches.
The idea of Onion punching another child in the face an implied ~30 times probably and not knowing why he was in trouble is hilarious to me.
Lainey is so stupid, he kept Sam the "Homewrecker" around because he thought his trinity was going to happen, he wanted that girl with no morals.
It's strange how Lambo constantly talks about morals, when asked why she didn't date Madison she said they had different morals. Lambo think's she's a saint because she doesn't smoke weed, she still brings in barely legal girls to get with her husband and then demonizes them if they get to eager, while her husband slanders them.
Nope. The thing that made lainey uncomfortable was the side hug, the pregnant dream, Greg giving her desk to Sam, Sam wearing her clothes for the skit, and Sam being a "hater" on her streams and twitter. Lol people would also make fake Sam accounts on you now and would comment "let's do the sister wives tag". You could see Lainey's face get triggered
. Her also just feeling insecure of the cameraman being around Greg all the time.
When Sam first Greg left Greg said the only reason Sam left was because of Lainey, that lainey was so uncomfortable and insecure with Sam around.
These sexual advances from Sam, and child abuse claims only came weeks after. First it was everything is cool with Sam she can talk to be anytime, weeks later "ewww Sam, gross I don't wanna talk to Sam. I am so disgusted". Or "I wanted to be poly with Sam" weeks later "A lot of people think Sam is hot which I don't see".
Lol, this idiot is clearly love bombing lainey and acting like he is the best husband "who tells on hoes". He is only revealing the wiggling now because he is scared that Sam will say it first. The thing that Sam tried to kiss him really sound as delusional as Maya being obsessed with him.
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I know we've already talked about this, but wtf… when the filter doesn't focus her for a second she looks so dirty.
It has a slight blur. Lights can’t completely take out all blemishes or smooth skin unless it’s very bright. Aka light comes in a on a cloudy day on a low quality camera the lack of quality flattens the skin. Not even beauty dish or any beauty light flattens that much. Slight blur on there because re-adjusting the camera is picking up on a different area of the face showing the dark spots under foundation.
She needs vitamin C brightening creams/ toners to help with making her skin more flush naturally. It’s weird how she apparently uses those face masks but has so much skin issues.
Sam mentioned they were in the drain. So she uses them. Her acne is is from not cleaning her face and unclean enviorment. Such as not changing the pillow case and sheets.
Hormones usually are around the time of the month. But this is really really bad consistently. It just shows the lack of care outside of the internet image they have.
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Here we go!
Here's a few words from Sam:
>Hey guys, thanks for still supporting me after all of the stuff that's been happening. I'm in a weird place because I have made it clear that I don't mean Greg any harm, but it's come to my attention that he's made access to our private e-mails a Patron perk. I feel pretty violated, but he feels entitled to sharing this because, well, it's Greg. I'm sharing this not to be spiteful, but just to set the record straight. If I ever crossed any of his boundaries, Greg didn't make it clear to me while I was in his home. Everything was fine, I understood Lainey's discomfort, and although I had to leave and move into a bit of a hostile environment, I said again and again that I sympathized with Lainey and agreed with their decision to kick me out. However, after I told RSN that I wasn't attracted to Greg, he started lashing out and accusing me of one thing after the other. He keeps calling me a hoe and a homewrecker. He even tried to accuse me of "swatting" his child, which is absolutely, 100% false, and a horrible thing to say out of spite. I hope you guys don't judge me for sharing, but I feel like I'm being bullied and I'm trying to stand up for myself.
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There's still more
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During the time she was talking about getting an elephant tattoo, she referenced a "friend" (Sam) a lot on her YouNow. Sam used to draw a lot of pictures of Lainey in the past, but Lainey probably got sour after Sam moving in unexpectedly.>>491992
The elephants represent her kids, they have their birthstones on their forehead.
Back then people were speculating she changed it to just two becuase it was ddlg related like she was the baby elephant cuddling up to Greg but then it was actually tatted and the birthstones seemed to match up with the kids so the tinfoil got dropped pretty quickly,
I wonder if she hates looking at the tattoo now that this whole cameragate went down
LOL it's actually hilarious he didn't have a problem with Sam before she did the interview with RSN. Onion boy got so offended when Sam l said she wasn't attractive to him because he was scared people would this he was rejected.
Why is this man child so obsessed with being rejected and rejecting people. I wonder if a lot of girls rejected him in the past that he is so afraid? Either way it's hilarious.
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"original alcohol girl"
she has a name, you disgusting human being. going out for a drink with your friends is not being alcoholic, it's called being SOCIAL. i am sure an individual like greg would know that
also, i was repulsed at how he tried to manipulate sam "the damsel in mistress"'s texts in a dishonest way. to be completely fair, she never really denied about having a good time with greg. what hurt her the most was the aftermath, not the departure itself
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From today's stream. Topkek. Haven't watched it, just clicked on it to laugh about the freshly showered caveman.
If Greg had just kept his mouth shut and not sperged out calling her a ho and shit, this message actually makes him look reasonable and dare I say, caring towards Lainey.
Whilst none of this proves that Sam didn’t try to kiss him to whatever, it does make his rampant statements about how awful she is sound fishy when he is being super polite to her here.
It made me wanna bang my head on my desk.
"IM NOT WRONG. IM NOT WRONG. IM NOT WRONG"
stfu Onion breathe.
How mental do you have to be to agree with ANYTHING he says in this?? He's fucked in the head.
Sending a friendly email after years of not talking to each other means she wants to fuck you…Gurg logic
Waiting for the transcript too, he gets in my nerves so easily and I tremble like a motherfucking chihuahua when I`m angry
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Omg, is Gurggles losing all his hair? Cuz onion boy is balding fast!
Greying and receding hairline. Maybe the universe will do its work on onion, so that his continual access to underaged underdeveloped minors will be eliminated through the unstoppable ravages of time.>>492013
Made it to 30 seconds in and had to stop. Every douchey video he makes alienates more of his last remaining fans. Good.
Found this; seems to explain Taylor's personality a little bit. https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/fulfillment-any-age/201802/3-core-facets-narcissism-malignant-adaptive
The article's more or less GregvsTaylor.txt
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Anyone tried DMing sam for tea?
i couldn't make it past 1 minute. he is so full of hit. can't even look at his smug onion face.
is the whole video about eugenia cooney again?
Because that's the only way people speak to each other in the onion mansion
Like how Lainey was trying to FaceTime gurgling during a twitch stream
She popped up into Lainey's stream tonight wanting to be guested
Lame went in, went on a rant about everything Sam supposedly did and didn't do while she was there. I'm so glad I stuck around for the end of the stream cause it got milky. I feel like if there is 100% whole milk to be had, its coming close to being spilt.
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Gerg removed his latest "I'm not sorry as usual, so suk mi" vid and posted this buttplughurt:
oh man if he ever found out this entire site has a rule to only post links to his videos if they're mirrored…
also love the implication that he's being paid as if by the hour to look at things he hates, not that he was already looking at things he hates and decided to make a video about him. certainly not the guy who wrote a sad excuse for a book called "this is why i hate you"
Anybody record the stream? I got to bored but looking back at the moments captured she was really triggered
The blargh was in the stream in the beginning… but I think they left and then came back after hearing drama was being stirred I saw them post "wait whats going on?" after Lainey was going off so I don't think they caught the beginning of it. Wouldn't be surprised if RNS caught something, I'm almost sure he goes in undercover. Never seen him there. A lot of people had been sitting in quietly and once Sam popped up A LOT of people went with questions. It was good milk. Lainey said "anymore questions about this if that didn't clear it up ask me now because I will not talk about this anymore" But then ignored everyone and dipped out. Told Same she had her number and if she had a secret that would destroy her marriage to text or call her but she was not doing it on younow.
Will probably get the call and pretend it never happened. I hope Sam has something, and drops it
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Apologeeze if OT…
I was just posting in the sh0e thread rn when I received this ban. This isn’t
my comment at all, I blocked out the IP, but it’s not my IP address either. The ban only showed one time, and it was filed last month? I can post fine, bc it’s an “expired ban”, that I never received? I’m assuming I received someone else’s ban by mistake. Buttt….
The reason for the ban was:>hi cow
So does that mean >>486546
was posted by a cow? A McMansion cow or otherwise?
I was going to post this in meta, but it’ll probably be ignored, so I felt at least it might be worth something to someone here.(take it to meta)
Go to his goddamn thread in /snow.
I’d link but I’m on mobile.
I will do it later, bear with me.
It’s going to be arduous from the sounds of it.
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>>492092>>492093 > Lainey made it up, Sam said no such thing
Did Lainey also make a YT account to post this on?
Jesus Christ, the three of them need to act like adults and not like retarded teenagers. One of them has been out of his teens for more than ten years!
It's like a soap opera with attention whores for the cast and two innocent children as the audience.
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Sam is debating between on releasing her side of the story or remaining silent
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Claims she doesn't care anymore
He's going to shit on her so fucking hard
if she does make a video, but come on Sammie, we all wanna see it.
Does he not know the word Damsel? He keeps saying "Dansel." He uses weird phrases and mispronounces words all the time….>>492098
I agree I think it's a tease and she won't back it up again. THis will only cause greg to shit on her more and she will do nothing and fade back into obscurity. I want it to be true though. Leak it if you have it,
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Please tell me someone has this.>>492074
Gurg, we're trying to prevent more Sam's and keep you honest. That's all. Your shit show is pretty entertaining most of the time, have to say.>>492076
Is the 22 minute rant?
If anyone has it, I'll transcript.
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Even the Blargh said so.
Check snow, it's all there. >>>/snow/520070>>492097
I personally hope she releases everything. I hope it's super milky.
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Alright, "I'm not sorry" transcript.
(Going to just summarize. 22 minutes is torture.)
>On his forum, someone tried to defend Onision on a Eugenia video. The person was introduced to points made against him and wanted clarification.>"You don't see Onision being an entirely disrespectful person? He promised he wouldn't make a video on this girl after she asked him not to, yet he done it." Says he hasn't made "a negative video" on Eugenia after she asked him not to. Says that he made positive videos so "that point is invalid". >"A second chance? Either you're new or you're implying that whenever he apologizes he gets a clean slate, a "second chance" which is entirely the point I made. He's not the level I make him out to be." At this point, you can tell he is about to refute every point they make. >"-Rating the looks and bodies of underage girls, sometimes with sexual comments." Says, "WHERE DA FAXXX? WHERE DA PROOOOF??" Starts saying that every recent video has 18+ year old girls in it. Says he's compelled to unload his TOTALLY HONEST opinions when asked for them. Wants proof he's ever said anything inappropriate in a serious context to a minor. Says you (DA HATURZ) should make a montage with all the people's photos and ages and post it to his forums because then he has to address it.>"-Shames Shane Dawson for his weight, something Shane is very emotional about.">(A large screen comes up that reads: PAUSE, REMINDER: SHANE DAWSON IS A FULL-GROWN MAN. IF I GOT UPSET OVER SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT MY WEIGHT, YOU WOULD LAUGH AT ME.)>"Firstly, thanks a lot for bringing that guy up. You guys tell me not to talk about people, and then you bring them up again and again and again. And then I get blamed for talking about them, even though you guys are the ones that brought them up." Says everyone was onboard talking about people's health problems until it came to Shane. Says it was obvious for a while that Shane was classified as medically obese. "Possibly worse." Says as far as he knows, Shane has improved. Says they had "private convos" and it's clear that his comments didn't hurt because Shane is healthier now than he was before. He says he doesn't watch his videos but "based on the thumbnails" he's healthier than he was when he addressed his weight. Says that in all the videos he made addressing his weight, if Shane is happy it shouldn't matter what he says. "People don't want to focus on the truth, they want to focus on catchphrases and simple sentences that they can use to make someone look worse than they really are.">"PAY ATTENTION TO EVERYTHING I SAY. NOT JUST THE THINGS THAT YOU CAN TAKE OUT OF CONTEXT TO MAKE ME SOUND BAD.">Starts rehashing Shane's video talking about how he called an underage girl S-E-X-Y (he actually fucking spells this). "I HAVE NEVER EVER DESCRIBED A CHILD LIKE THAT!">"Shane can go ahead and say he was "joking". After his co-host threatened him with prison." Starts ranting about how his rating videos are so mild and innocent compared to Shane joking.>"HE TOTALLY SAID A BABY STIMULATES HIM. HE SAID HE LOOKED UP BABY P-O-R-N. OKAY??" "IF I LOOKED UP BABY P-O-R-N, you would LOSE YOUR MINDS!">Says that Shane is celebrated and he is a pariah. >Says if people are mad about his innocent rating vids, that everyone is totally asking for in his forums, Shane's videos should ENRAGE YOU.">"THAT MAN TARGETED BABIES AND YOUNG YOUNG YOUNG CHILDREN. SO YES, I DO UNDERSTAND CONTEXT. AND I UNDERSTAND THAT IF SOMEONE SAYS THEY'RE JOKING ONCE THEY'RE THREATENED WITH PRISON TIME, THAT THEY'RE NOT NECESSARILY BEING HONEST, BUT INSTEAD TRYING TO SAVE THEMSELVES.">"-Video tapes his ex having an assumed nervous breakdown.">"You know why you guys know about that footage? Because she asked me to upload it. And you know what really actually happened? She later admitted that those were fake. NEXT.">"-Sexually shaming his ex.">"What they're talking about is me saying that my ex had POOR HYGIENE issues, which she did. I can guarantee you, if I didn't take care of myself, the way this person did. If I took off my pants and the whole room was filled with the smell of MAGGOTS and TRASH, and one of my exes went to the public and said this, you guys would be SHAMING ME, UNTIL THE END OF TIME ABOUT IT. Because we all know that hygiene is within our own control. You understand this? OKAY. Especially since she released a bunch of private voicemails of me, which if I released a bunch of private voicemails of someone, you guys AGAIN would freak out and say that I violated someone's privacy and I should be ashamed of myself, etcetera but when someone else does it to me, I'm the bad guy. AGAIN.">"-Stalking his another ex with like fourteen voicemails trying to emotionally manipulate her.">Scoffs at this being called stalking. Says to look up the definition. Rolls his eyes and says, "But you guys hate it when I use FAXXXX." Says they were both the same age and adults. She chose to release the voicemails and she apologized later. She tried to be his friend but he says he declined because she was not honest and she was not clean and didn't want to be associated with her. (Wall of text pops up. See >>492003 for what it says)>It also says that these two ADULT WOMEN are who people constantly use as examples as "Damsels in distress" and that he broke up with both of them "REPEATEDLY" for a reason. "I'm good to the people that I date. The same cannot be mutually said." (weird pensive piano music plays)>Next screen 6:40 says:
The most recent example of people making up a damsel in distress is Sam. This is part of the message that she wrote me: Written to me after she was asked to leave our home. (It's cut off, not the full message): charge for committing domestic assault as a result of me being here, she saw me a threat to her marriage too. I feel like I'm making everyone's life worse everywhere I go. The past month is the happiest I've ever been and the way things are looking right now I'm never going to be at that level again. Thank you for showing me Metal Gear Solid V. Thank you for treating me better than anyone ever has. I hope someday I'm lucky enough to find someone like you.
(This is especially fucked up when you realize he released a part about what's going on in her father's house with her stepmother, and it makes it look like she's some kind of homewrecker trying to work on someone else's man. Context is everything but if you read only this part, you might conclude she is constantly going after other people's men.)
I'll post the next SS after this post, since it's long and has a convo between the two of them. *Still working on the rest of this
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>"So the girl you're trying to paint as a Damsel in Distress clearly wanted me back, considering she said she wanted to hang out with me when I was the only person in Seattle she'd be hanging out with. Gave me her number, said I'm actually a good guy, etcetera, this DAMSEL, wound up being on my side. So that means you're all alone in your stance against me on this position, when it comes to everyone involved in the actual situation.
>Screen comes up with email that one of his exes sent him saying he's a good person and misunderstood. Not sure which one this was. It's clipped to show what he wants. Timestamp 7:26
>Another screen comes up. I'll post it with this.
>All the while, dramatic instrumental music plays, complete with pianos and violin.
>"-Tried to manipulate a young woman to be chained to his basement with the tattoo, "I'm a liar", then proceeded to sexually shame her when she rejected the request."
You know Onion's stans don't notice these things lol
He's trying to make the narrative favor him
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He posts this after the last part.
>"You're talking about someone I put on a leash before." Talks about how BDSM is his kink. "Don't watch 50 shades of grey and then come shaming me. My name is not Onision. My name is not Gregory Jackson. My name is Christian Grey, in this context." TL;DW I'm so dom, and I'm consentually chaining up women that are into it. Gross, gross, gross. Talks about how Billie totally wanted to be chained up and negged on and treated like dirt and it was totally his kink. Says Billie agree to wearing the sign saying she's a liar. Terrible instrumental music is still playing with some hymnal angel singing in the middle. Weird. It all comes back to him declaring that everyone everywhere is able to get away with everything BUT POOR GREGORY and he totally can't lie because we will all shit on him.
>"We dumped Billie because she is a criminal and liar, (music stops for dramatic effect) which btw has nothing to do with the liar tattoo."
>"Also, the basement is my bedroom."
>"She totally was going to wear a dog collar and be chained to my wall and could have removed it at any time. And of course she wanted to come back to me because she was pampered."
>Rehashes the illegal drug BS for the 20,000 time. (I can't even be fucked to type this. I'm sorry anons, it's fucking killing me)
>Once she admitted to doing illegal drugs, he said: "Forget the jacuzzi. Forget the massage chair. Forget the King Temperpedic mattress that you'd be laying in. Forget the projector on the wall where you can play PS4 or do whatever you wanted. Forget the hand delivered food to you. Forget all these arousing and stimulating things I was offering you. You're not coming back to us. EVER. And that's when I broke up with this girl for the 6th or 7th time." (Some other weird music was playing during all of this but stops abruptly here for DRAMA) "I'll say that again. I broke up with her for the SIXTH or SEVENTH TIME."
>(New music plays)"As the person who was never dumped, in that relationship, I ask you, what happens, when you get dumped six or seven times by someone, does that mean that the other person as fault, typically or does that mean that you are a repeated screw-up? That you keep lying and doing illegal things. Just use your basic reasoning skills. My problem is that I forgive people too much. I give them seven chances. That's insane. I did the same thing in a relationship before that where I was with someone that admitted that they have a split personality to me, and I still got into a relationship with them anyway, despite that. It's my bad. They named their split personality "Alieana".
The video stopped working for me here. When it's reuploaded, I'll continue.
>>492074>even if that means 1 view per video
This is hilarious, because to me it implies he'd be the only one watching. AKA, not even his own fucking wife (she admits to not watching his stuff anyway iirc).
>I'm allowed to talk about people I "don't like" because idiots pay me on Patreon even though I ignore them when they tell me to stop
Also, why is he vaguely implying he gets paid to watch other peoples videos? That comment is sketchy as fuck.
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>>492125>If when she took her pants off she filled the room with the smell of maggots and trash, why did he fuck her multiple times, and let's not forget, insist on no protection?
Because Onion boy wanted to get his dick wet, and his signature move is to quickly jam it in before the girl has a chance to check out Greg's tiny micropeen and laugh at him.
Seriously. Greg was intimidated by a age appropriate peer who has sexual experience, because AJ could compare Onision's shrimpy dick and technique against others.
So then he has to publicly "shame" and "belittle" the girl because he thinks that makes him look good.
But it shows just how low Greg is in reality.
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>>492130>"But that same person admitted that she was a pathological liar in an interview with a hater. So what I'm saying here guys is that you have two liars, two self-admitted liars, who were both dumped six or seven times by me, in fact the other ex might have been dumped eight times. Both individuals were adults. Who were very clearly just trying to use someone to live off and very happily took tens of thousands of my dollars. >(Music stops) - "If I. was like. those people. YOU. WOULD LYNCH ME. It would be the END OF ME. But instead, I'm the responsible adult who took care of these people until I dumped them. Six. Seven. Eight times. >I don't know in what world you can look at those individuals and go, "THOSE ARE THE DAMSELS IN DISTRESS" and not realize that those were actually the freeloaders who would repeatedly betray the hand that fed them. In fact the same person who lied, admitted they lied and also admitted that they took part in illegal activity repeatedly was in a poly relationship with myself and my spouse where there was an agreement communicated. The agreement I made with my spouse was that I was able to whatever I wanted to in the relationship: No limitations. I repeatedly said this, and it was repeatedly made clear to my spouse, and my spouse agreed to it. But then my spouse went and told the third that they were not to do certain things with me. Because my spouse didn't feel it was absolutely necessary to communicate this to me (weird music stops again for effect) and instead my spouse felt like everything would be okay if they just communicated this standard to the other party in the relationship. But again, NOBODY TOLD ME THIS. >So when myself and the third wound up alone, I began to pursue making love to them. And they said, "I don't know how the other person is going to feel." And I said, "Don't worry. I cleared it with them. We are completely okay, as I had additionally made love to the other person many times before, in the presence of my spouse, simultaneously with my spouse. But what that woman clearly knew, and was not telling me, is that since I made the agreement with my spouse, my spouse had spoken to her. And because she agreed to make love to me, and didn't communicate to me that my spouse had set other standards since then, it became a situation where she was cheating on my spouse. And yet TO THIS DAY, people will say that I cheated, despite this very clear, very simple concept being readily available to the public. >Talks about how this is just one of the MANY examples of why they dumped her. After she was dumped she spelled "FUCK YOU" in broken up pumpkins with a noose on the ground. >IF I DID THESE THINGS YOU GUYS WOULD CHASE ME TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!!! (See the irony of the cheating thing here?)
(more to come. halp)
Is this the first time he admitted it was more than just a massage?
And it's really hard to read, I can't imagine listening to this shyte. Thank you anon for listening to it for us
The only time Lamo shows any kind of emotion is when she gets triggered
. How sad is that?
She's so fucking bad at makeup. the tldr of the video>bragging about her hickeys at the ripe age of 23>smugly tells Sam that she has her number and can contact her>if Sam has something to say, she can say it to her, basically telling Sam to meet her outside, how bout dat>starts ranting about Sam's five minutes of fame>promises to stop talking about the matter>if you have something to say that will destroy her marriage, then Sam should tell her since Sam cares about Lainey
Jesus, she really is at the mental level of Danielle Bregoli.
>>492138> as I had additionally made love to the other person many times before, in the presence of my spouse
This sounds like he put his little sausage in her before but that's really hard to believe… Lame watching him have sex with billie? I doubt that. I always thought they were only making out or touching each other while he was having sex with lame (puke
This is so gross to think about. Lainey wanted to keep Greggy happy by having another girl involved but she can only sit off to the side and be sort of involved but God forbid Greg pops a boner for her.
It’s so bizarre and twisted how Lainey thought appeasing Greg this way was a solution to her marriage. Apparently, based on the TMI they give us, she gets Christian Grey’d every night in the shower. Why would you put so many details about your sex life out there??
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I’m here for the impending fall of the onions, are you guys?
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Looked like she wanted to cry after younow, shaky voice and everything.
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Found this under the blargh's video >>492162
What the… Dunno if this is true, I haven't heard ayalla talk about onion for a while and past streams are only available if you're subscribed. So sorry there's no proof yet
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Continuing 22 minute Onion video:
>"But because you decided that you don't like me, you will defend most anyone that stands against me."
>"My personal expectation is that if you support me, you're likely a more adult, mature person. Because you've dealt with people that have lied to you before. You've dealt with people who have continually taken part in illegal activities before and you're sick of those people. You're on my side because you have dealt with crazy people before, who have split personalities, who you've had to call the cops on before. You've been in totally mental relationships where people will take you to a whole different world where up is down and down is up because that is how their crazy brain works and you love them so much at the time that you're just nodding along not realizing how messed up your relationship is.
>And then you, like me, have moved on to SANE relationships, where the other person is completely AWESOME. And you realize how CRAZY the previous relationship really was. You then express how crazy the previous relationship was and because you're not a public figure, with normal, sane human beings around you, who you've expressed these feelings to, agree with you. Because for some reason, people who we keep in our own lives, in real life, typically are very sane stable, healthy loving considerate human beings.
>And the people online, well, those are the nut jobs that never get out. Those are the people that sit on the blogs, typing away crazy things about people they've never met. Because they made up this agenda - obsessed their whole life - towards someone that doesn't even really necessarily matter, that being me.
>There's also a third type of person, who, doesn't want to take a side. Because they know that they don't know me. They don't know the other people and they kinda just want to ride this out and see what happens.
>And I'm not sure who I respect more. The people who are whole-heartedly on my side or the people who are very skeptical of every single person involved. Because skepticism is healthy. Looking at me and saying, "Well I don't know if you're telling the truth - I don't know if you're lying. But I won't take a position to one extreme or another. Because I'm an emotionally balanced person who doesn't want to invest so heavily into something that I'm not certain of.
>That kind of person, that completely makes sense.
>But let me be clear about the people that support me.A lot of them have been watching me since 2008, 2009, 2010. They've seen that, again and again, my facts line up. My stories remain consistent and I've expressed these stories both on livestreams and privately and in videos. So you could easily catch me, at some point, if I was trying to remember a story made up. But you don't catch me - because it's not a story made up. I don't have the memory capacity to make up a story and stick with it like that. At least I don't think I do, because I've never really tried. So if you support me or refuse to take a side because you're skeptical of both parties, then I respect your position. Because I can only assume that the people that support me have been paying attention to details and the people who are skeptical haven't been around long enough to see many details line up on my position.
>(SS from my post comes up) 16:26 into the video
>It's not that people are giving me a second chance, it's that people have listened to and understood the full story. I would need a second chance if I did something like describe a baby as S-E-X-Y or a uh, 9 year old, as S-E-X-Y and then made an apology video about it. Where I would admit that I was horribly wrong, like a certain Youtuber did. THIS REALLY HAPPENED. A youtuber did in fact describe a baby and a very, very young child, like an 8 or 9 year old, somewhere around that age, as S—E–X–Y. REPEATEDLY That person, needs a second chance.
>Text pops up on the screen: They actually don't deserve a second chance, because that's unforgivable, I'm simply making a point about only requiring a second chance if you've done something really bad.
>Meanwhile, I don't need a second chance for these things. You want to know why? Because I'm not wrong.
>New text on screen: "You don't see Onision being an entirely disrespectful person? He promised he wouldn't make a video on this girl after she asked him not to, yet he done it.
>I'm not wrong for saying I wouldn't make any more negative videos about someone, that being the context, and then making positive videos about them.
>(Text criticizing him rating teens bodies) I'm not wrong for giving many, many adults my opinion on photos they submitted. And I'm not wrong for telling a thirteen year old she's not fat. Thirteen year old in an outfit that looks like she's going to the YMCA to workout on a treadmill. I'm not wrong for that. I'm not wrong for rating all the other people who submitted to a forum which clearly stated that you are only to submit appropriate photos.
>EVERYTHING WAS APPROPRIATE. YOUTUBE NEVER TOOK THEM DOWN SO I'M NOT WRONG.
>I'm not wrong for critiquing someone's "health issues" (criticizing Shane's weight)
>I'm not wrong for uploading my ex's fake nervous breakdown. IT WAS WITH HER CONSENT.
>I'm not wrong for saying my ex had maggot vagina because she was sooper dooper mean to me too. REMEMBER? YOU GUIZE NEVER HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE ONLY MEEEE.
>If people don't shower, we definitely need to publicly shame them. You guys always shame me and say I don't shower because I have greasy hair BUT GUESS WHAT?? I shower EVERY DAY. I'm not CRYING about you guys shaming my hygiene because my hygiene is AWESOME.
> SHAME IS FOR PEOPLE WHO FEEL ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES. - Onision March 2018
>As for leaving fourteen voicemails, I'm sorry for ever giving that person a chance. That person used to be a part of a hater group. They posted hateful things to my forums!
>Text on screen: First time we made love she said I was the best she ever had. After I got cheated on my another girlfriend, (yes, it really says this. Onion can into English) she tried to get me back. While that was kind of her, I still regret ever being with her. (next screen) Which is why I rejected her offer to hang out with me, and never called her after she gave me her new phone number.
>MORE AND MORE AND MORE rubbing it the audience's noses about past relationships and how great of a boyfriend he is/was and how he always pampers his lovers.
>A screen shows with factoids about his past exes.
>Conclusion: If people lie to the Onion King or do illegal activities, he's going to kick you to the curb!
>Continues to go on and on, and on, and on about Adrienne.
>Text on the screen about how he was mocked by her for crying about not wanting to cuddle after making love to her. Mockingly talks about how she's not a damsel in distress because of this.
>IF I DID THIS I WOULD BE A MONSTER. (I fucking wish I was joking. He actually fucking types this out.)
>IT'S SO CRINGEY THAT THIS LOW HYGENIC PERSON SLEPT WITH ME FIVE TIMES WHILE WE WERE TOGETHER!
>The last two minutes are just more of the same. Someone else can torture themselves listening to this.
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>>492184>"But because you decided that you don't like me, you will defend most anyone that stands against me.">Most anyone>mfw
You're the real mvp anon
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She was also super dejected and annoyed in her newest patreon only video. She had to record a beautybot vid after the stream, lol.
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Keeping my fingers crossed that Lamey keeps poking Sam until she finally just gives up and tells everything. Greg is going to make 90 thousand videos dragging Sam after though.
i think its more likely sam told the child "no" repeatedly and couldnt take it anymore and maybe smacked their hand lightly
but we'll never know
This was aggravating on so many levels. Does Lame even listen to the things that come out of her mouth? Yeah, Sam definitely sounds bad and I believe Lame believes all of this. But we all know Onion boy isn’t innocent. Sam acted like a slut but he’s a whore too and I think that’s what Sam has on him. That he allowed her to behave that way with him. I just wish she’d come out and say it already.
Lame definitely looked like she was going to cry when she was going off about how she took care of Sam and Sam went behind her back. But what did she expect? She keeps allowing her husband to bring in all of these random girls, why would they respect her? If they spend more time with your husband than you do, why would they think to tell you anything or even care? They are closer to him than you are. The only time Grug and Lame are together is when they are eating on camera and he’s in the mood for BDSM. Maybe stop being a doormat and people will fear you. When they see Grug walking all over Lame, they feel they can do the same thing.
Especially if he was sitting there insulting her to Sam which I don’t doubt he did. It was ALMOST Billie all over again. Grug has someone who had his back while Lame was isolated but now that Sam is gone, Lame has the attention and she’s desperate for Grug’s approval so she’s blind to everything that happened and once again he’s an innocent little bunny who did no wrong and Sam’s the big bad wolf. I feel for Lainey in the sense that she had this girl in her house who was being a massive slut but it irritates me that she is blind to the fact that Sam wouldn’t have acted that way had she not felt it was okay. Obviously Grug gave her the impression that he was okay with it I mean for fuck sake they were locked in his office together for hours in the dark.
I bet when Sam tried to kiss him it wasn’t “no Sam! What are you doing!” But instead “Sam, I would like to, but I can’t. It would only result in the rare occasion that my doormat gets angry with me.”
Guessing she got a little excited during gaming with the children and it resulted in play fighting.
Since we are talkung about this again, can i just vent about ridiculous those tumblr posts from plain were? How spanking is abuse and horrible, from a woman who neglected her child's hygiene to an extent they needed to be put under by a doctor? Also those posts reminded me why i hate Tumblr, nothing is level headed about people on that site.
Thank u. Wish i could sage.
of course lainey believes all of it. She'd rather believe her husbands bs than the truth - she believes BILLIE was the only one who cheated - so yeahhh.
Sam could come out with screenshots or a fucking video recording of greg saying "I dont love lainey" and she would still believe gregs bullshit over the proof
sam doesnt even sound that bad tbh. do you seriously believe what greg is saying? i highly doubt she tried to kiss him. maybe a cheek peck, MAYBE. but he purposefully tries to misconstrue everything. who knows if the kiss was even for a video? one of the multiple videos where he conveniently partnered with her as her fiance, then her baby daddy, etc. i doubt the wiggling in lap story as well.
she's an attentionwhore but i just don't think she'd gun it and do that severe of stuff. as far as complimenting him, telling him he looks handsome and that he's funny… imo that's not even sus? you can say that kind of stuff in a way that isn't suspicious.
i think sam wanted him, but lame was too in the picture for it to be worth it. i don't think she'd be ballsy enough to try. and obviously, lame and greg are terrible parents and none of this is acceptable to bring around your children. it's one thing if they put her up in a separate home, but you should never bring strangers around your children to live, platonic or not.
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What's delightful is that Laineys fans and subscribers have been waking up more and more with each day that goes by.
Read the comments on the blarghs long vid and realstreamnews short vid. Lainey fans be questioning everything now.
From her voice, to her smuggness to her constant contradictions, her young fans realise that there is nothing normal or respectful about Lainey or her husband greg.
Lainey gonna be loosing subscribers, views, and loosing all them donations and bars and patreons.
Best part is they did it to themselves, and Lainey can thank Greg for any drop in her revenue, because Sam never said anything bad, until Greg started shitting on her during his own streams.
Lainey loves to say she don't control Greg and that he is his own person, but his stupid actions affect them both and affect ultimately their continual loss of income.
I am ok with that.
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Comment on the blargh's upload
The outcome I expect, and probably same for Sam.
She should just go on Younow and tell "the truth".
I just finished watching the stream like 10 minutes ago and all I was thinking:
Lainey is in a loop of "you have my number, talk to me" and "I don't want to talk to you, I'm done"
and if Sam goes and calls Lainey and does break some secret to her, this just gives them time to fabricate a story to go against Sam's, so Greg can push out a video in an attempt to discredit anything she says or claims.
and yeah this just happened so I'll place a bet on Greg coming out with an "honest" video which is still demonizing Sam before she can make her own video.
Sam doesn't have anything, that's why she just teases it. she's trying to trigger
onion to say more stupid shit and prolong her 15 minutes.
(and even if she did have anything, she wouldn't drop it, she still obsesses over him. I'd bet money she'd go back to the grease shack in a heartbeat if he asked her)
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And last here is a reupload of a video he released last night on patreon addressing the backlash of the deleted video.
Don't watch me or this videohttps://youtu.be/_TqX98ErReo
lmfao it's hilarious how he think's he's smarted than he really is, and less transparent than he really is.
He really thinks anyone would believe that he "cares about the haters" and he's so so worried and concerned about them that he's having a "this is for your own good" and "this hurts me more than it would hurt you but i care for you so much that I'm sacrifizing for you" talk with them. lamo i just can't, I'm laughing sooooooooo hard right now. Top tier comedy.
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She actually addressed that on twitter.
Gurg shouldn't assume that the people "psychoanalyzing" him don't have degrees in psychology, or work in mental health for that matter. Many psych anons are the ones who are "obsessed haters". Wasn't there a psych patron of his that called him out on stream, and he got defensive? What about those psych anon graduates that wanted to debate him and their professor who just wanted to question him on his views?
And saying that because his spouse has a psych degree and would therefore know if there's something wrong with him is a ridiculous when 1) she's publicly made very uneducated mistakes, such as confusing borderline and bipolar with her best friend POST GRADUATING and 2) never working at any capacity in the field, not even an internship. Reading about disorders and seeing symptoms of a disorder manifest within a person are very different.
He doesn't care, though. He clearly has nothing else to discuss and is letting his ego play into defensive tactics to make his typical "hater call out" content. It's familiar territory for him, we end up talking about it, his fans get to stroke his ever descending virtual balls, rinse and repeat.
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But she did call Lainey.
Sam's an idiot for not recording the call like Adrienne did with the voicemails.
When you're dealing with Onions, you have to record every single encounter with them or else they'll try to attack the accuser. She needs to pretend like it's court and have a mountain of evidence.>>492251
I honestly don't think she has anything or is pulling a Joy Sparkles and is doing a, "It's juicy, just wait!" and then it's not nearly as juicy as she hyped it up to be.
>he had to wait until she was off of Younow to SUPOSSEDLY do it, while on stream she wouldn't stop trying to get hosted.
You would believe whatever she says huh?
She was there when Taylor raised her phone and said "call me if you have something to say". But she insisted in being hosted instead of calling her. I cal bullshit on that comment
Eh, I'm not so sure about that. I'm one of the ones who doubt that she's going to drop a milk bomb but Onion did the same thing when a fake Billie popped up during doormat's stream a long time ago.
Fake Billie popped up a week or two after the basement gate and was provoking doormat. Guess who oozed into the room? Gregma. He took over Lame's stream until her fans asked him to leave.
>I honestly don't think she has anything or is pulling a Joy Sparkles
You can't just say something like "this could destroy their marriage" lightly around the onions. Haven't she seen the amount of shit Lamp would tolerate from Greasemanlet before even considering leaving?
By saying that she's already hyping it up a lot imo.
At this point only something like Grunt getting Samcam preggers would be something bad enough to destroy shit>>492268
The fact that she made up a credible lie doesn't make it true.
Kids only start losing teeth after age 6, olders onion kid is 4 or so…
Unless Trot's cavities have made him lose all his teeth already, being their kid's teeth is very unlikely
Lmao that’s not being an onion stan.
Saying something is likely because they’re shitty people but is unsubstantiated is different than saying ~they would never do something like that so it must be a lie~.
Give it time. He will probably out himself like he did with his crazy terms for bringing Billie back.
She is blind as fuck.
In the stream, she said he brought her to be a camera person and she believes him that that's the only reason why Sam was there but said to his audience he did NOT need a camera person. She's such a dunce
Oh god. Now that I'm actually thinking about it I can't help but imagine how poor his quality of life must be, all those teeth they had to remove when his were rotten is gonna leave him with a lot of empty spaces in his mouth until his adult teeth come in. Probably why he still breastfeed so much, if has trouble chewing the milk would at least provide a lot of nutrients. Unless the onions shelled out to get the kid some temporary teeth. My daughter is 9 months old and already has 8 teeth. Can you imagine how many he had when they were all rotten? The poor baby, probably why he's so quiet too, had to have a lot of mouth pain that led to him not talking much outside of crying at that time, on top of his parents being nut jobs that don't want him to make noise when they're filming he's probably a very reserved child.
My heart honestly bleeds for these poor babies in their house. It's bad enough to have the onions as parents but then strangers coming in and out of their lives. I can definitely see Lainey keeping his pulled teeth though, even though she's ashamed of letting his mouth get so bad it's a thing a lot of parents do. Sorry for my blogpost, this information from Ayala is just putting trots dental problems into a ne perspective
greg and lainey are both actively against seeking medical help for their children. i believe he posted a video a long time ago about taking troy to the doctor for some obscure medical issue, arguing with the doctors for god knows why, and using this as a reason for why doctors are all scam artists and medicine is bad.
so like, i seriously doubt that troy and cloey are getting any kind of medical attention. greg is vocally anti-meds and lainey is a little puppet so of course she is, too. and from what i remember troy's teeth ARE falling out and full of cavities. someone needs to save these children.
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same anon here, lainey posted this in a facebook group when troy was about 2 years old. there's no doubt in my mind that the teeth are his.
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From Greg's $30 forums
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are we sure these are hickies and not from their collars they use in BDSM lol…
I think we've all had our fair share of hickies and I don't know any hickies that look like that. the one near her trap looks like a regular hicky but that long ass line looks like something rubbed against her neck like a hand or a collar.
this was from her oil video on her beauty channel btw.
"It's obvious I TRIED!!"
That doesn't make it good enough Grug. You trying and failing means her number was leaked. "Trying" doesn't cut it.
If you didn't notice it wasn't blocked, then I guess you don't put the care into videos that you claim to.
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anyone else get the feeling Sam prob frequents messageboards and self posts her selfie and asks "what do?"
i wouldn't be surprised if she knows RSN and is responsible for the mass amounts of cucks that frequent this site now. i also love how if you don't like sam and dob't believe her because she's inconsistent and comes across braggy on her streams you're an onion fan.(ban evasion)
She is so annoying. If you bring up anything greg does, she has an excuse ready for greg. If someone says greg did something, she screeches WHERES THE PROOF. But Sam does one thing SUPPOSEDLY which she never actually saw with her own eyes, and she goes off lol. Also give me a break. Onion is the one who constantly lies to you and makes things uncomfortable in the house. Sam didn't invite herself to the house and decide to live there, your husband did that.>>492192
He's going to deny whatever Sam says, and if she has no proof of it, lameo won't believe her because onion has been trying to establish how sam is a liar since she left. And lameo the moron believes her lying husband.
maybe hentai related
maybe greg is feeling bi-curious and wants to fuck a man
maybe he confessed that he doesn't love lainey romantically any more
with what lainey has been saying in these streams, since it's come up frequently for whatever reason, i wouldn't doubt that he confessed to not loving her anymore (as if he ever did lmfao)
it seems to be the ONLY thing she would EVER leave him for and honestly i'd believe it. if sam had come out with receipts and evidence and recordings weeks ago lainey probably would have had an easier time believing it, though. now greg has gotten to her and she doesn't want to believe anything without solid evidence.
Lainey would stay with him if he was bi.
It could be the not loving her or not wanting to be married to her (again). Lainey will not believe any he said she said so she would need audio or video proof. Texts won’t be enough because they could have been “faked”.
Isn't it a weird coincidence how all these girls who come to their house are evil liars, and the only common factor really is onion, the innocent perfect angel? Onion must be very unlucky that every girl that comes into his life is an evil liar except perfect empathetic lamey, the best person of all! /s>>492351
She'd love if he was bi. Then he would be more like Shane! And they could talk about how gay they are together!
kek you're right anon
mentally unstable girls are very attracted to Onion, they can relate to him.
whatever has happened is going to make both Sam and Greg look bad. Thats why I think Sam keeps teetering and dropping hints but isn't being forthright about what actually happened. Would you want the internet to know that you performed suk mi on Greg? Do ya'll believe her when she said she has info that would ruin their marriage? If not, why would she ever lie about something like that?
Either outcome is terrible for Sam IMO.
>>492299>I don't know any 2 year olds who have cavities
Me neither and I'm a fucking britfag kek. You can go your whole life without cavities, shouldn't a 2.5 year old with MULTIPLE cavities ring alarm bells & shouldn't a parent notice bad oral health BEFORE the teeth decay? Lainey and Greg are shitty parents and they're lucky their fanbase is too young to realise it.>>492305>>492312>slapping a baby
I can almost guarantee this didn't happen. I bet she lightly swatted the hand of a naughty kid. Greg hypes up every mistake. Smoking weed makes you an aimless junkie, having sex makes you a low moral whore. If it had been anything more than a tap, Sam would have been a child abusing homewrecker.>>492309>caked on makeup like she has a second face>still has visible hickies
Guess she never grew out of the high school lovebite craze huh
My cereal is so dry
I need the milk
and shes so close to spilling
I'm hoping Greg has pushed her buttons enough
you know, when my younger cousins were toddlers i would swat their hands if they were touching something they shouldn't (for instance if they were picking up some glass they would DEFINITELY drop or about to touch something hot) because politely telling a baby that they might get hurt isn't exactly a realistic strategy
probably something like that happened and greg saw and couldn't WAIT to use it as a way to paint sam as an abusive monster. if the hitting thing actually happened why didn't he tell lainey before sam left the house?
I agree that it's probably something that makes her look bad too. I think she's dropping hints instead of spilling the beans because she just wants Gargoyle and Plainey to back off and she's using it as a warning. If they left her alone, it probably would have amounted to nothing but their weird obsession with dragging people through the mud is pushing Sam.
Plus sam probably knows that dumbass lainey is gonna stay with Grease even if he had used her makeup primer to lube up his sidepiece
Most likely T*
was throwing a temper tantrum and went to swing on Sam in the same way he does to Onion and tries to do to Lainey and she swatted his little fists away and they were swinging towards her. That is the only time I would swat at a kid, toddler tantrums can be violent.
Honestly that's what I think it was - a painless swatting of the hand. He used the word "swat", which is a weird choice of words for a smack or a hit. Either she did it to stop the kid hurting himself or, like >>492369
said, to stop them getting aggressive with her.
If the stupid, useless fucks actually watched and disciplined their own children instead of inviting strangers they met online to come hang with their kids, shit like this wouldn't even happen.
The swatting of the hand isn't abuse
If he said, "she spanked my child" that would be different. "Swatting" or hand tapping isn't abuse, its correction. Same thing animals do. A small child doesn't understand reasoning. I have a feeling those children get no real discipline or attention so they are difficult. Billie commented that all they do is cry.
There is absolutely nothing stopping her from uploading a video to clear the air. She should have known how doormat was going to react because she always
attacks the girl, never her husband, even though he's always partially to blame. Doormat seems to think that it only takes one person to cheat.
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lol why would Sam reach out to JG to talk about Onion?
Why couldn't she message Jaclyn in private?>>492380
See, things like this is why I doubt Sam. It makes her look like she's milking the situation. She keeps going to people who have or had contact with the caveman instead of making one simple video to defend herself.
Adrienne and Billie released what they had in one go and then moved on. Saying what you have to say and moving on is how you win over the Onions not giving them more drama. They thrive on that shit.
I'm wondering… How does she explain this to herself?>gurg "hires" online friend as cameraperson>gurg asks lame if she could imagine being poly with that person >after they kicked her out, onion admits he didn't need a cameraperson
Lame, I'm really interested in the mental gymnastics to why it's ok that gurg began to have a romantic or sexual interest. She never addressed this point. She blames sam 100% but doesn't even see that gurg was thinking about this girl? Isn't that inappropriate, thinking about starting relationships with your friends when you're married?
Sidenote, I dont get how any girl still likes lameo or dreams of being in a relationship with her. You will never act perfectly enough for her. You go there and want a poly relationship? Wrong. How dare you like greg??? You go there only for lameo? Wrong. How dare you not want to do a poly relationship to be with lamey?? Why are you wasting their time! Somehow you end up in the poly relationship, but greg pays more attention to you than lamey? Wrong, how dare you be more likeable/prettier than lamey! You somehow end up in a poly relationship but don't give greg enough affection? Wrong. How dare you not please greg enough to want to keep you around to be with lamey!
Then lameo still goes on about how bi and poly she is.>>492389
I definitely think sam is milking the situation, but i also dont believe some of the shit greg says and dont think sam is lying about most things.
Lainey was pissed off at Greg throughout Sam staying there and had made numerous jokes and digs at him on younow after him taking her desk for sam etc.
Lainey was also pissed at greg during cuddlegate and said he cheated and she confirmed he slept with billie. she left him, onion tries to claim he domped lainey and billie both, but he didn't. Lainey left him and went to stay at a mates. i'm pretty sure lainey in her head forgave greg for cheating with billie because he convinced her about the blurred lines, and she took him back.
Nowadays she doesn't have connections in Washington or people to go stay at unless fucking Kittenspace lol. so i think Lainey has to put up with whatever goes on in her home until she figures out where she can take her kids too when shit finally gets too much.
look how pressed sam is making out to get a free plane ticket back home. and now she's getting sorted with a job. lainey has two young kids to uproot too and the only family around her is greg's and they clearly don't like her (sister never invited her or the children to her wedding)
so i think lainey is prob more calculating than we think and may be saving up her younow money to bail who knows (they do have separate bank accounts)
personally i wish sam would say what she has to so we can see what onion and lainey do.
I'm the one who you're replying to in both replies and I fully agree. Gregma is lying his ass off and doormat is believing everything that he's saying. So… the usual schedule pretty much.
She's completely retarded to not have doubts despite the same thing happening every time they bring a girl there. Gregma is always
the reason why there's drama and accusations when things end badly with each girl. How can she not question that? How is she still in full denial?
She needs to donate herself to science so they can study her stupidity.
I mean, I wouldn't consider redirecting a swinging fist a "swat".
though in the above images, Onion does say Sam hit "a baby", which leads me to think it may have been Cloey?
I would still find it hard to believe that not only would someone be so brazen enough to swat another persons toddler on their hand, the biggest thing that makes me doubt anything actually happen was that it wasn't an issue IMMEDIATELY after it happened. Why wait until Sam was gone? Why wasn't Sam immediately kicked out, why wasn't Lame IMMEDIATELY told? If it ACTUALLY happened, then all that tells me is Onion cares more about fucking some chick than the well-being of his child. If I was Lame, I would be mad at Sam, but MORE angry, by far, at Grug for keeping something like that from me just because he wanted Sam around for poly potential.
I'm not exactly sure what being in denial means. Is it that she's completely aware what's going on but refuses to admit it, so she lies to the world to keep that happy image and hopes that he will eventually change and everything will be fine one day
does she oppress thoughts and lie to herself to convince herself her husband is loving and caring (with the result of believing these lies and living in a dream world). Cause this is so unbelievable to me… Not seeing how shitty he is.
Maybe it's both. Probably interchanging.
what? lmao how can you be great about getting your head bounced of a lamp post.
anyways I don’t think Onion even saw Sam try to swat his kid because he said he heard her gasp so he probably assumed that
you can't slander sam without hearing about it for hours these days.
2 hours ago it was unthinkable and now she's a victim to a toddler
I don't think anyone is at all blaming the poor child. Being aggressive, being taught that hitting is okay and having tantrums is the little information we have that has been confirmed by his own father.
Onion also said that Sam "swatted" at one of their children. Anons are only speculating the rare possible instance that Sam could justify this accusation since she has also stated that she does not agree with disciplining children physically ever.
It was most likely a split second reaction to a child's outburst.
I still think it's unthinkable. The "if" it happens can have potential justifications about how Onion would spin something, as he's always spinning nonsense in an attempt to come out on top.
I'm more of the mind that he was talking about Cloey, since the text conversations refer to "a baby" and Troy is a bit old to be considered a baby at this point.
Whatever happened it was probably about C who is a little over a year old, Onion wrote in his last text to Sam before blocking her "slapping a child on the hand, a baby no less". >>492303
A five year old is far from a baby. I wish Sam would talk about whatever incident he's referencing, the tinfoils about it are absolutely wild.
I think she's not being truthful, Onion's accusations are a bit too specific for me to believe Sam.
Who on Earth would even admit to hitting a little baby?
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Attached is one of the mamy convos shared by Greg in his $30 paywall forum. Leaks are compiled in the attached imgur; e-mails and texts included.
Sam says this about the e-mails and what Greg and Lainey have been saying:
The "I love you" Thing was a reply to a couple of situations Greg would try to get me to say it by looking at me and saying "You love me don't you?" and me not replying to respect our friendship.
Greg described me trying to kiss him as my head hitting the side of his head, he said I made no effort to turn my head but I never turned my head when we hugged anyway because I was tall enough to put my chin on his shoulder. I explained to him that when you said someone attempted to kiss someone you usually picture someone being lunged at trying to kiss someone's lips.
In the email when I said "Things are twisted" I said that to conclude the discussion because he had said Lainey was reading out emails and I wasn't interested in arguing anymore, I added that he should do the right thing and Lainey deserved to know what really happened to I didn't have to deal with it anymore. He was clearly twisting the truth for Lainey and there was no way he would go back on what he's already said to them.
(He) was twisting the truth like I said
Some things happened but he was stretching it
It wasn't anything huge, more so how everything we did wasn't out of his boundaries. I failed to understand how the hugging was my fault when he was included too. Greg would frequently stare at me and go "Oh hey, just looking at you."
Lots of little things he did
and never giving me any reason to think he was uncomfortable until after I left
this [Pregnancy dream/ supposed kiss attempt] happened either on the 5th or 6th day I was there, we did a skit right after it happened about it
he said he kept it in mind to consider it being an issue, like it became an issue when he realized we would never be poly
I didn't say I had a single big secret that would ruin their marriage, I said I didn't want to be responsible if it came to that. Any normal couple would react negatively to what happened but they are no normal couple. It was Greg's true intentions that were all pushed onto me
A lot of the things he did were very intimate, almost like he really wanted things to be poly
when we hugged it wasn't like a friendly hug, his hands would move down to my LOWER back
my LOWER back
Lainey only saw one time Greg hugged me from behind with one arm, that I would consider to be friendly
he also frequently pet me
he did that in front of Lainey sometimes
[Why'd you side-hug and say you missed him, was he distant?]
yeah I didn't want him being hung up about the whole gasping thing forever
I figured if I acknowledged I did something wrong we would move on
From memory instead of reacting to the fall at all he reacted right away to me, like I shouldn't have cared or shown any concern
saying that gasping gives a reason for a child to cry
it was involuntary and I tried to explain that so I was emotionally withdrawn so that I wouldn't have anymore emotional reactions to things
[Why are they saying you loved them?]
I addressed it in my streams, I loved him as a friend we had SO MUCH in common. He was really cool to hang out with but again I always made sure I wouldn't do anything Lainey wasn't okay with, and I thought Greg was telling Lainey everything and that's where I was ignorant. He was keeping secrets until it became convenient for him to use it all against me. I loved his family a great deal too.
Lainey and I even agreed you can love your friends, that's no problem. But they said I crossed the line with the dream and the hug.
I hate how it was treated like I said It was a dream I boned him or something when it was nothing like that, it was amusing enough to turn into a fucking [skit]
I expressed it every few days I figured I wouldn't be able to stay there, Greg asked me one day "Are you happy" and I said yes, he came over and hugged me and said "I want to hold onto you for as long as I can"
I wanted to say all of this to Lainey [last night on the phone] but they didn't want to listen
[She'd ask why you didn't tell her in the first place]
Lainey did, and I said I thought Greg was super transparent and already told them
[Did Lainey see this lap or hug stuff]
Surprisingly Greg either confirmed it or Lainey heard a different version than I heard from Greg
Lainey never saw any real hugs
Like Greg has said, he withheld information from Lainey "to not hurt them"
People went to Lainey acting like there was a huge secret when there wasn't, all I said was I didn't want to be responsible for their divorce
The swatting thing came out of left field. He said that the gasping and swatting thing are related but I just don't see it>>492436
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This is such a weird thing for lainey to do. It's almost like she's subtweeting her husband. Also kinda proves her doormat status
SAM IF YOU'RE LURKING. Pleeeaaasse report him to patreon. Take this fucker out. He has no respect for you and you need to give him no mercy. Like usual he is twisting the truth to benefit him. This is the same thing he did to Billie when he decided to give out something personal she experienced. He is trash.>>492134
He is breaking these rules as this anon posted. Not only is he releasing personal information, he is putting it under a paywall!
she said in her email her dad threw her out because her stepmom was threatening divorce when she was 19, and then she implies this time she was being threatened to be kicked out, but instead her stepmom hit her dad and the police got called. i guess it's her stepmom she's been talking about in her streams about losing her job and trying to shift blame on to greg for creating all the drama.
seems like sam makes a lot of women uncomfortable(ban evading as usual)
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He's still sperging
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lol because who would dare think greg would create drama???? Oh…because he is.>>492451>lost their husbands to people like her
LOL yes its the woman's fault if the husband decides to leave his wife for her.
How much of a happy home was it when something like this even happens? Okay, okay, this aside. Great ( bad, actually, pretty terrible ) job, Gergle, trying to manipulate this subject.
His manipulation tactics are still painfully obvious to anyone with a half functioning brain.
If he let it go further, it would be 'the evil home wrecking woman' who caused it all, not him. Perhaps he would "blame himself" if a video needed to be made, but we all know those are pity points, not genuine remorse, eg the Billie situation.
& Foot of course buys into this kind of shit still
, because…she's dumb, desperate, narcissistic, is enjoying the life-style, what?
Lainey sold this hat. I bet she sells (or sold) the shirt too. >>492415
Two separate situations.
My guess: C might have pulled her hair or did something innocent but inappropriate and Sam slapped her hand as a reaction. A lot of people don’t really know how to react towards small children when it’s out of the norm for them to be around them. Just spec but makes more sense for it to be something small and innocent and Sam thought it was correction but it wasn’t even malicious.
Speaking of the whole situation, looking back at the timeline and how events played out, I don’t think Onion became critical of Sam until she started “entertaining the haters”. He was fine with all of her “homewrecking” that supposedly occurred but then she started showing him the hater content and that’s when it became obvious to anyone watching that he started turning on her. I think aldii’s video was the final nail in the coffin. I also think that Sam thought he was emotionally mature enough that he would just laugh about it with her and make a few self deprecating jokes about it and move on. It really broke him. He’s been spiraling ever since, desperate to prove he’s not a pedophile.
I'm inclined to agree that denial must be hugely involved, but at the same time…
We're sitting here, reading all of this, laughing at it. Some things piss some anons off, some make us deeply cringe, but we're for the most part all happy that we're not the ones living this life. But she is, right, she's right there, experiencing all of it - and a lot of it isn't some hidden manipulation. It's public, we all get to see so much of it.
How many times does this need to happen for her to understand that in reality he doesn't give two shits about her on any deep meaningful level?
Not that I'm in any way complaining, the milk is usually great, keep it up Onions.
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I'm just… sooo fucking tired of hearing "they made lainey cry"
everything makes lainey cry, shes crying because shes trying so hard to deny the truth why it's waggling right infront of her face - her husband is a lying, cheating, manipulative, dirt bag.
I had to laugh at him saying "Sam, why are people saying I kissed you, I'm really grossed
out by this' - you know, as if this is totally a normal, sane, reaction to have.
It would be sane to say 'Hey, I heard ( whatever info ) and this is really confusing to me, because it never happened" and so on. But he can't help being a massive piece of shit.
He has the mentality of a middle schooler ("Ew that girl's ugly! So gross! She stinks" etc.)>>492473>I also called her a dumbass repeatedly
Look how proud he is
Also he can stick that promotion up his ass, what is it even worth it on his dying channels? And everyone hates him, it's actually bad to be associated with him
she went to jaclyn glenn because RSN started making shit up? It had nothing to do with him.>hugging me from behind
She said the side.
How did she get into your lap greg?
“I’m being vague for my kids’ privacy but fuck Sam, am I right?”
What a guy Greg is
The only way Gurg will ever confront what Sam has said here is if one of the more vocal patrons in his stream asked him directly:
1) "Did you ask Sam, 'You love me, don't you?' before she said that she did?
2) Did you tell Sam that you "wanted to hold onto [her] as long as you possible" prior to her leaving? And if so, why would you say such things and continue to hug her at that time thinking that what she had been doing was inappropriate?
3) According to your spouse, you brought up being poly with Sam, and your spouse declined. You also said in a previous stream that because you no longer saw any potential in Sam being a potential partner in your poly relationship, you no longer felt it was appropriate to hug her. You also said that you weren't attracted to Sam in a sexual way. If you weren't attracted to Sam in a sexual way, why would you ask your spouse about being poly with Sam, given that your preferred poly relationship is a "trinity"?
4) You've mentioned that Sam was not invited to live with you for poly potential, and poly was not on the table at any point. Sam was there for business as a cameraman. However, you mentioned in a stream after she left that you didn't need a cameraman (this also might have been said to Sam during her stay?), and again potential poly with Sam was brought up by you to your spouse, according to your spouse. Why would you ask a cameraman to live with you that you did not need? And why did you ask your wife about being poly with Sam if it was either not in the back of your head as a possibility?
Gurg may try to deflect these questions, but that would still be telling to show he's avoiding the truth.
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Can't wait, anon!
I think she might chicken out since she's SOOPER SAD.
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Interesting bit of info from Sam. I wouldn't be surprised if an awkward hug is what inspired Onion's "kiss" story. Also interesting that she says they're similar heights…
also Sam wasn't sent away for the "hitting a baby" thing. if she really did something that unforgiveable then it's awful that the Onions allowed her to stay and only mentioned it (weirdly) after Sam "betrayed" them.
it all seems way too convenient and different to the story we got about why she left (that Lainey was uncomfortable with her being there due to her relationship with Gurg).
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Semi relevant. Reading the nypost and an article about psychopathy in children and adults was there. https://nypost.com/2018/03/07/how-to-tell-if-your-child-is-a-future-psychopath/
Greg checks off a lot of the golden standard of psychopath. Lack of empathy, lying, inability to accept responsibility, etc.
Worth a skim.
that’s so shitty. like you are making a video for your fans of you getting rid of the shit they spent money on to send to you. classy.
also one thing I wanna say is that everyone lumps Lame into the financially struggling bit because Grug is, but we have to remember that they are legally financially separate. so it’s really only Grug that’s having financial problems. they pay for things separately and have their own money. and Lame is making more than him so she can spend it on whatever because she doesn’t have to worry about his problems with the irs because they aren’t her’s. the only thing she has to worry about is her house and cars. the rest of their stuff is separate though and they file taxes separately. so she’s fine as long as she didn’t do the same dumb shit he did.