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>>>/pt/511709Onision/Onion/Greg/Gregory Avaroe is a washed-up youtuber who gained rapid popularity around 2009 and has been rapidly declining since. Laineybot/ Lainey/Taylor Avaroe, is a transtrender and "beauty guru" with no makeup-knowhow or personality.
>Lainey is taking a “small break” from beautybot due to viewers hating her content. >>589810>Greg starts sperging about how his childhood was abusive and makes passive aggressive tweets and videos about his mom. >>590297 >>590316 >>590590 >>591715 >>594690>Greg is still making videos about Eugenia Cooney, this time with him (as Bane) force feeding her. >>590555>Lainey releases a video giving people “tips” for dating older men. >>591908>Lainey now has google clipart permanently on her arm. >>592100 >>592361>Lainey releases a video about Greg trying on her clothing. His sock stuffing is joked about and made super obvious. >>594092>TRACTORGATE UPDATE (as of October 30th, 2018)! The government is building a case against him (and by extension, Lainey) with photos from his neighbor. >>594010>It is speculated that Greg filed a report against his neighbors as a sad attempt of “payback” >>594068 >Greg makes a video about hsanon, it’s almost an hour and 30 minutes long. Here are some interesting clips: >>594619 >>594635 >>594640For the sake of making Onision threads more readable, please follow these rules in the future:- Hooktube is no longer a viable solution to deter views/clicks from Onision. Please rehost videos elsewhere.- No nitpicking. (This includes HDR edits of Greg and Lainey’s faces
>>590295) /pt/ no longer has the sage function.
- Do not liveblog streams. Unless something of importance is happening, we don't need minute by minute updates.
- Do not contact the cows and post about it here. You will be banned.
- Do not tinfoil about the children. You will be banned.Gregma:
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I guess people are pulling some shenanigans with Gregs Patreon again.
I thought Patreon had fixed that scam of buying in with an empty gift card and dumping it at the end of the month.
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>>594842Half the video is comprised of the "I Can’t Do This (The Broken Children of My Parents)" video that he claimed was going to stay a patreon exclusive but after it leaked here he decided to upload it for those sweet youtube bucks. He said it had gotten 'pulled from youtube' but he wanted the video to continue to have a public presence. He mainly just retreads the same information in the original video and he's upset that people don't believe his FAXXXS about his dad. The only new information starts at 8:30 where he talks about his mom saying she could take legal action because he is not allowing her to see the grandchildren. He says she's 'literally' allowed to see them any time as long as she comes over and that he doesn't want her alone with their kids because she does drugs and she hit him with a belt when he was a child. Also he's going to stop associating with people who regularly play victim (aka his Mom), too bad Greg can't get away from himself.
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>>594883Ohp, here we go, Gurg thinks he figured out the Youtube logarithm again. I wonder if his recent twitter poll had anything to do with the fact that "The Broken Children of My Parents" has been "removed from his channel" (by Greg himself). He even includes a sperg about the length of YouTube videos that are being promoted in his new OnisionSpeaks video. He's so transparent.
No. 594891
>>594883>he's upset that people don't believe his FAXXXS about his dadMaybe people don't believe him because he never showed any proof?
I find it hilarious how when someone accuses him of something, he immediately demands that person to show proof, but he never showed any proof that his dad really is a molester. Maybe practice what you preach, Anus
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>>594842During his fake outrage he cant stop himself from giggling about his mom calling his wife a tranny.
Who wants to bet that as they sat at the dinner table and Tami said "So Laineys a tranny?" Greg busted out laughing while trying to regain his composure and correct his mom on that horrible, horrible word. And snickering could be heard coming from Sam in the dining room.
No. 594909
>>594842Can't wait to see the rest of the trilogy aka his own children's videos on his stupid ass.
>>594883>Also he's going to stop associating with people who regularly play victimDoes he mean he's gonna divorce Lainey, then? k e k
No. 594910
>>594887Every video he makes will now be 8-12 minutes long, fml.
>>594901All he's done is show it's even less dramatic then we originally thought. And I wasn't sure that was possible.
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>>594887>>594910>Every video he makes will now be 8-12 minutes longand we can expect 3-7 minutes of filler footage of him running around screaming in his backyard for no apparent reason to stretch out his videos.
No. 594932
>>594925Not in WA state. It's a state-by-state thing; some states have Grandparents' Rights laws and some don't. their state doesn't.
Now, if both the Onions have to do jail time for any of the copious fines or back taxes they owe, Tammi can definitely make a bid for custody while they're gone, especially since she's the grandparent who lives close by. Though they usually stagger the parents going to jail so the kids have one parent with them.
No. 594942
>>594916Quick summary:
This was almost insufferable. They “light” 2 cigars and “smoke” them. They don’t properly light them so no smoke is actually inhaled. Lameo says she smoked a cigarette once in high school. Her a gurgles pass the unlit cigars back & forth while screeching about how gross it is.
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>>594914>>594916I have no idea how this woman has kept 2 children alive this long.
I bet she mixes bleach and ammonia to double the cleaning power.
No. 594947
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>>594925>The mom CAN sue him. Grandparents have rights the same as parents do.Sorry,anon you're wrong. GP rights vary from state to state,with most states not recognizing them at all. Washington State is one of the few that do and tends to only grants them if the parents are divorced or dead.Tami's chances are slim to none and while Greg is a dick, he was right to pull his kids from contact with Crazy Tami the moment she threatened GP rights. He should also consider moving to a state without GP Rights if she keeps this up. Anybody who has been through this had their lawyer recommend they do that if crazy granny threatens this. Here is the skinny on Washington's position on Grandparents' Rights as listed on
https://www.divorcenet.com/resources/do-grandparents-have-visitation-rights-washington.html No. 594948
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>>594943I think Ive seen one photo of her holding a cigarette, and they did a video years ago of them smoking clove cigarettes.
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says the man who named his daughter Chloey or however the fuck he spells it.
No. 594966
>>594956Funny that Greg thinks adults using sex to avoid thinking about/cope with trauma is ~terrible writing~ considering he and his partners do exactly that.
I'd put money on Greg having had sex with Lainey after she'd cried many times throughout their relationship.
No. 594969
>>594956Even worse, Cloey lmao
Also, Nevaeh was a popular baby girl name nearly a decade ago. I don’t know why he’d be sperging about it now. He is literally always so behind the times.
No. 594976
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>>594956Could his "doesn't mean I want to fuck you" tweet be Gurgles way of letting some of his more thirsty Patrons/Fans realize they dont have a chance?
I know when Bootyslayer got caught selfposting, a big chunk of her posts were her saying Gurg liking her tweets & photos must equal him having a crush on her.
No. 594979
>>594956He of all people judges other people's writing lmao
>>594976I immediately thought of his patrons cause they all lust after him. Maybe one of them is especially annoying right now and asks to be in the trinity.
No. 594984
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I just saw on Twitter that Shane started following Mikenactor. He really seems to be keeping up with onion drama, this is a another top hater he has acknowledged after iNabber and Joy Sparkles. What do you anons think? Is he doing it to piss onion off or does he really watch videos about him? Of course these Youtubers do have plenty of other content but the connection is there and can't be ignored. Mikenactor in particular talks A LOT about onion.
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Here we go…
No. 594991
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What the fuck does being white have to do with this? Christ he is a retard.
No. 594996
>>594991>>594991Dude… it’s literally a joke that’s at least 30 plus years old. Kek
Calm down.
Eddie Murphy did a famous a joke and skit about it back in 1989. The joke is that every white person stays in the hunted house even after it’s obviously hunted. Chill out anon. it’s not a raciest joke it’s an outdated Eddie Murphy reference that is 30 years too late. Greg hasn’t realized its outdated as fuck kek
It’s a joke that the voice of donkey in the dreamworks movie Sherk made in the late 1980s about hunted houses and white people kek its a very famous Eddie Murphy joke greg is 30 years too late on. Chill out and calm down anon kek
No. 594999
>>594942Not personally bolging myself but
Taylor spends a lot time outside taking selfies. She’s outside a lot in her backyard tumbler and insta photos. Nobody who is outside THAT MUCH taking selfies isn’t smokimg in the right of the photo. Just st speaking from experience. No healthy is taking that many selfies in the driveway every single damn morning unless your smoking cigarettes. I’ve checked the photos and tinfoling there seems to be possible cig butts along the garage drive way photos at the old mcgrease mansion
No. 595006
>>594999Lainy doesn’t smoke, she breastfeeds her kids still. She’s nursed constantly from age 19 to now, 24 and is such a boob nazi, she’d never smoke.
There are no cigarette butts in those old pictures, it’s been debunked several times.
No. 595020
>>594942Tbf that’s how you’re meant to smoke a cigar - bum puffs for flavour. But do not despair, anon, as this does not avoid cancer risk.
And wouldn’t that be poetry… if the cancer of YouTube got cancer from developing a cigar habit. Most likely mouth cancer too.
No. 595057
>>594989Huh, I don't see his name on the list…
>>594991Clearly only white people can be haunted, anon. At least in Greg's retarded as fuck mind.
No. 595068
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>>594976Could also be because of the way he's creeping on Jessie Paege. Most recently on a revealing photo of her.
No. 595071
>>595068i hope jessie doesn't give this walking thumb so much as the time of day. wonder if he's deluded enough to think he'd ever be worthy of her and keep on creeping.
i kinda feel bad for lainey. must be shitty to have your adult husband openly creeping on and drooling over girls both younger and more attractive than you.
No. 595074
>>595068How sad that this is Taylor’s HUSBAND. She tries to act like she’s cool with this type of behavior but when she was in her wedding dress as a giddy teenager exchanging vows with who she thought was the love of her life, I bet she didn’t imagine that YEARS down the road, after two kids, Greg would still be salivating over a skinny blonde feminine teen GIRL like she once was. It’s predatory and disgusting and it’s so sad she allows her “soulmate” to pine over anyone other than her.
I’m sad that we might never see the day where Taylor chooses to have self respect and dignity and recognizes the signs that he isn’t content and she’s not “enough” to him.
I hope Troy cuts off all contact with Greg when he’s big enough to see this sort of thing for himself with a simple google search.
Also it’s so satisfying that Jessie never responds.
No. 595085
>>595068It must drive Thot insane that Anus swooped in and started obsessing over the girl she’s been pining after for a good year or so. With B, she explicitly said she wanted to have her cake and eat it, too, or have a husband and have a girlfriend, but seperately. I’m sure she got it in her head that she could try again and have someone like Jessie all to herself without Anus getting his paws all over her, but that will clearly never happen.
Jessie will never be with them, and Anus will never ever let her have anyone for herself.
No. 595088
>>595085Not to mention at least Jessie responded to Grot once after only a few months, and Thot has been trying for over a year.
I’m pretty sure Grot said in an email to Billie that he made a mistake trying to make this a three way relationship, and that if she still lurves Thot, she should come back and be with only her. That’s probably what gave Thot the deluded idea that she could have a girlfriend all to herself. Of course we all know that nasty ass Anus would just weasel his way back in to try and recreate the magical night when he finally got to bang Billie all alone.
No. 595117
>>595101Preteens sit on their phones and get into something viral for like a day and move on. They probably just know of the video and don't give a shit about Onision or "Stones to Abifail" or whatever the fuck content he produces. I doubt they're fans and just being random. Hilarious thing is that preteens are the worst for consistent views especially when it comes to his type of content.
I don't know about anyone else, but it's much nicer to see Onision live in a mansion because of the whims of preteens then see him constantly downgrade his "luxury" life style over and over again. Nothing like seeing the fall.
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poor gurgles, billie dresses up as a cute anime girl just for fun while doormat dresses as “boy robin” with her smugness lol be mad
No. 595149
>>595114Me too anon, me too.. if only gurg was as funny as this, pretty sure one of his
nicegirl thirsty orbiters will bring it to his attention pretty soon. Hilariously outing themselves as lurkers/sekrit h8rs as a bonus feature.
No. 595172
>>595088If Lainey somehow had a girlfriend he couldn't be with too, he'd just mope around, make videos about being depressed and not good enough for anyone, and eventually emotionally manipulate himself into the relationship that way. Or if it went on long enough, he'd slander Lainey for loving her girlfriend more than him or something, setting up a reason to divorce. His fans would eat that shit up, as we know from the Billie days.
Ah, we can dream of that level of milk.
No. 595196
>>594916Gurg doesn't even know who minor threat is. And doesnt taylor vape?
>>594989He wants a content cop on him so bad. Onion you're nowhere near relevant enough for ian to acknowledge you.
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Tinfoil but trying to spark up some commentary from Gurgle?
Eerily similar to his tweet style.
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I wonder if his uncle is lumped in with the demonized Daddy and Mommy.
No. 595209
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>>595068>>595076I wonder if he just found out about that article in the kernel. Or hes just doing that passive aggressive thing where he embraces the rumors about himself thinking it makes the accusations less valid.
https://kernelmag.dailydot.com/features/report/7407/youtubes-most-troubled-star/ No. 595217
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>>595172>>595088>>595085>>595071>>595068Totally true. Lainey spent the better part of this year desperately trying to catch Jessies eye, and never got any kind of reply, not even a thanks or smiley face. She finally stopped tweeting at Jessie in September.
Jessie made the mistake of replying to Onision with a basic "thank you"
Just one reply from Jessie and Onision has been tweeting at her every day or every other day.
How long until this unrequited love & obsessive attention turns into hate and he starts talking shit on her because she wont interact with him.
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ot and also total tinfoil but i’m 100% convinced taylor is trying to skinwalk that cringey tiktok dude that keeps springing up everywhere
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Any patreonfags able to upload this?
Tl:dw Foot is a real boi now and onion is probably gay. Bonus point for obligatory Billllaaaaaay mention.
Original anons were fucking bang on, a hairstyle can change your fucking gender.
No. 595237
>>595230"I'm married to a boy"
You're married to a straight woman and you're a straight man trying to get whatever attention you possibly can.
Bad news Grease, people are still going to ignore you.
No. 595257
>>594990Gurg is just worried he found the second most retarded person on the planet.
But yeah, he was legit worried/upset.
That PSYCHOLOGY MAJOR THO
No. 595260
>>594956>Heaven>Hell>ChristWasn't this faggot athiest, aside from trying to be his own god?
Shit changes depending on who he feels like throwing shade at, I swear.
No. 595278
>>595230>I'm married to a boySurely it would at least be more appropriate to say that you're married to a MAN? (if you disregard the fact that Lainey is a woman and alwyas will be)
But I guess that doesn't get Pedonion hard, so boy it is
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>>595259How to become a boy according to Onion.
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>>595259Really, did he need to make a chart for this shit? He just wants someone with a vagina who he can fuck, play games with and when he's done he can ignore. That's been his MO from the very beginning. The reason he doesn't like "girly girls' because he thinks they're too clingy and emotionally needy.
No. 595346
>>595259This video is such a mess. He doesn't address the point at hand for SO LONG. But basically, Lainey is probably going to start going by solely male pronouns and changing their name to a masculine one. He says that the reason Lainey has struggled so much with her gender identity and waited so long to make this decision, as well as why she continues to wear makeup and female clothing, is because she was afraid of his reaction. He says Lainey was afraid he would leave her if she went full boy, so she kept presenting femininely and allowing him to use female pronouns out of fear. Since he has now essentially granted permission for Lainey to do so, it's all good. No, he really says all this.
Things of note:
- He always uses the weirdest pictures and clips of her when he talks about her in videos. Like the most random shit he can possibly pull up, or something that doesn't help his point at all (for example he uses a picture of Lainey in a bikini with full cleavage out in a video about her being a "boy" and says she looks like a knockout).
- He tries to use the fact that Lainey likes to have short hair and isn't a "girly girl" to prove that she's trans, which is like, pretty much where I expect him to be as far as knowledge on the subject of being trans unfortunately.
- "When it comes to people with biologically female parts, I'm a pretty polyamorous person." What the fuck does this sentence even mean or have to do with anything?
- He says that he and Lainey were having problems in their relationship post-Cuddlegate because they were "struggling with the concept of polyamory," not because he cheated on her and tried to run away and leave her and Trot behind or anything. I've never seen someone gaslight his way out of a situation as much as he has with that one.
- He says in a long-term relationship you typically spend 30-40% of your time in the bedroom together. Fucking hell, he's so far removed from reality.
- He said he doesn't like dating cis women. What he's trying to say is that he doesn't like dating "girly girls," but in the context of what he's saying, he equates the two things. Besides Lainey, he has only ever dated cis women. I'm so confused about what point he thought he was making here.
No. 595352
>>595351No mention of going on T or getting top surgery. Only that she'll most likely be using male pronouns and a masculine name soon. (For the record, he was using they/them pronouns throughout the video.)
He didn't necessarily say this is starting now, either, just that it would probably happen soon. I wonder if she even knew he was making this video.
No. 595380
>>595205Hmm. Who did the split personality face photoshop first?
Anus or shane?
I feel like Shane has been passively trying to send anusion into an asylum for a while now, from the contact with Joy, subbing mikenactor, and tons of other little niggly things.
It's hilarious.
I wonder if he's trying to bait Greg into thinking a documentary is possibly on the cards, when really he's just trolling.
Either way, it's hilarious.
No. 595385
Alright, so… Onion is one step closer to admitting, or he's just reiterating that he's bi-romantic or some shit.
He's had at least two videos within the past couple years about not being straight (some Tumblr word) and another vid about being bi-romantic. He more or less said in a vid, seriously, that he would blow a couple of his male celeb crushes. He also said, unsurprisingly, how attached he gets to some of his male friends.
He obsesses over ex-friends/acquaintances who are bio male nearly as much as his bio female ex-love interests (real or imagined). He's like a heartbroken, emotionally immature teen, but he's really an emotionally stunted, narcissistic 32(?) year old man with mommy and daddy issues that show up in his relationships with others regardless of gender or sex.
He couldn't be with a bio male, even if he was sexually attracted, because it's competition (according to him), and he's forever trying to distinguish he's not like his father who is his first primary male figure in his life. His mother probably bashed the father to hell with sexual assault accusations, though she still sent Onion to him and their parent-child relationship was unstable/toxic. Solid parenting. A+
But Onion still wants a male figure to give him attention and love that his father never did (according to him). His father has kids from another marriage that he actively parents and still talks to at least one of Onion's sisters. This is all warped up in his friendships with certain men, especially when he feels a connection that is made or could be made.
If Onion were to admit he's bi-sexual and wants the D in his A sometimes to feel loved, that would probably open a door to his deeper daddy issues.
No. 595396
>>595353That's what is so frustrating about the whole thing. Gender dysphoria is a real medical diagnosis, why doesn't she go see a fucking specialist? Oh that's right: because her husband is a control freak who obviously knows what the fuck he is talking about - his biased Google searches say so. What a joke. Taylor is stuck with Better Help, vaping lavender, and the boys section at Target to deal with this shit because her douche bag husbando can't handle a real professional speaking to his wife about her mental health. Oh and let's not forget these inconveniant FAAAAXXX:
In the beginning it was Greg who kept telling Taylor she was bi-sexual even though she didn't really believe she was. Eventually she accepted what he was telling her and came out with him by her side on her YouTube channel. She also said she was looking for a girlfriend with Greg's permission because he wanted to support her exploring her sexuality (a.k.a hunting for fresh teen puss)
Cue the Billie saga. When cuddlegate happened Lainey admitted on Twitter she was open to the idea of having a girlfriend but it was Greg who kept pushing her into it, proving his intentions were self serving.
After Billie was finally out of the picture Lainey starts dying her hair shades of manic panic, getting more tattoos, and making beauty related videos. At the same time she is more aggressive with her fuckboi/non binary larping with much more emphasis on her "dysphoria" Greg approves and is happy that she can be her "true self" even though she looks more miserable than ever.
No. 595400
>>595259"My uwu spouse is a boy" and almost during the same week Lame releases a video "Turning Myself Into A Guy"
So she sat on a four wheeler like once for a video, ditched the Beautybot thing because Sarah isn't sending her makeup and started wearing less makeup, cut her hair like a confused emo girl while being a 24-year-old mother of two, is a boob nazi, would never actually transition, only has top "dysphoria" after years of breastfeeding…
Gee, that's it anons. If you get a tomboy style, cut your hair shoulder length, do a "hurr durr manly thing" once, you're a uwu boy. At this point it's probably more likely Shreg will transition to a female than Lame will ever set foot in a gender therapist's office because she knows that if she does, she will get slapped with a big fat no.
No. 595439
>>595435So, initially he coerced her into hiding her relationship with him from her parents,
then he coerced her into being bi, now he's pushing even harder for her to be a boy?? Holy manipulation batman, this isn't horrifying at all.
No. 595441
>>595278He feels threatened by men, but boys are fine to him because children are non-threatening.
From the wiki article on paedophilia (compatibility and personal traits section):
>The authors caution that "there is a difficulty in untangling cause and effect. We cannot tell whether paedophiles gravitate towards children because, being highly introverted, they find the company of children less threatening than that of adults, or whether the social withdrawal implied by their introversion is a result of the isolation engendered by their preference i.e., awareness of the social [dis]approbation and hostility that it evokes"So it's not clear whether Greg isolated himself in the swamp because he's a pedo, or did he become an isolated pedo as a consequence of his comorbid personality traits. Probably a bit of both.
No. 595450
>>595291Yikes. Not to sound like a sjw, but this seems extremely transphobic. Who gives a shit what you’re into, Gregory? We know this isn’t right anyway according to your obsessive flirting with girly girls. You prefer girly girls with vaginas. You’re not fooling anyone.
>>595353Sadly T can be easily accessible to people who are faking it if they go through somewhere like planned parenthood. No therapy required, you just go in and say you want to start hormones (ftm or mtf) and they’ll pretty easily give it to you after bloodwork since they’re an informed consent clinic. But Taylor would never start T anyway. She doesn’t want to be a MAN. she wants to be a boy.
No. 595454
>>595451He also openly admits that HE is the one who pushed for Taylor to cut her hair. He told her she should so she did like the good little broken down puppet she is.
I think he wanted her hair short bc he’s into little boys. I think the fact that it makes Taylor good bait for bisexual teen girls was just a bonus for him.
No. 595473
>>594835Why can't Lainey just roll with being a drag king? Like that gets you some hype and head pats, is just as trendy, but let's her keep her titties and makes the whole thing just more genuine.
They're so fucking stupid.
No. 595503
>>595450I think with "girly girls" he means pretty, normal girls with a normal life and family. Not his precious quirky goth, anime loving girls with a troubled past.
He probably also doesn't like them because those were the girls who were making fun of him in highschool because they weren't into his trenchcoat-serialkiller look.
No. 595504
>>595474I don’t think he’s bi or gay. He would’ve milked that earlier if it were true. He’s too scared of men to be attracted to them anyway. He fixated on men in his life but not for sexual reasons. It’s becuase he feels abandoned by them in some way and can’t stand that feeling. He ruminates on anyone who “lets him down” or betrays” him but not becuase he’s attracted to them.
He’s milking the bisexuality thing (only in regard to self-ascribed gender rather than birth sex) for attention. He only is attracted to sex f no matter how they identifier their gender which he sees as totally separate fro their sex.
No. 595517
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Because you would never do anything like that, right Greg?
No. 595534
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y’all know what to do
No. 595544
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>>595259"we are talking about literal science of the literal brain and the brain"
…wat?
No. 595556
>>595544haha, Mr. We Don’t Need No Education thinks commas just go where you’d pause in a sentence, so he’s put one right in the middle of a phrase and made the whole thing nonsensical.
Also that whole fucking paragraph… what? What is he trying to say? What definition of gay? Is he basing his sexual orientation on the dictionary? Maybe you’re just dictosexual then, Obesion.
No. 595567
>>595544>who is the same as you on a scientific levelwhat the fuck, that doesn't even make any sense.
>scientifically the same as some people who are different via their boy>literal science of the literal brain What the fuck is he trying to say
>>595552I think you're onto something.
My boyfriend is doing a PhD in neuroscience and I quoted onions ramblings to him and he actually got worried am I about to have a stroke.
No. 595577
>>595534There he goes using lgbt incorrectly again. Such an ally. You don’t say “I support gay.”
Sorry to nitpick. Shit just is fucking annoying. He claims to be an ally get can’t even use the term properly.
No. 595582
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“i don’t like girly girls” his thirst for jaclyn is so real, i bet she texts blaire his comments and they laugh together and enjoy that he isn’t making videos on them anymore
No. 595590
>>595544Those tags though.
>failed husbandKek
No. 595591
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>>595582speaking of which. he's so transparent.
No. 595605
>>595582But Jaclyn looks like a man, is freakishly tall, and has disgusting fake boobs, right Greg!? I mean, you made a point to say you'd never jack off to her.
>>595587I think he finds her attractive, at least in theory (she often has the alternative look he's into), but he's intimidated by her too. Part of the reason he likes little underdeveloped girls is because he knows how easily they can be manipulated. Jaclyn is an adult, and he knows it would never work out with her because she has a life, career, family and friends that he can't separate her from forever. He dated A and sorta "dated" Hannah Minx, so he's not solely into young underdeveloped girls physically, he's just developed that preference because of trial and error imo.
No. 595646
>>595638Sorry my explanation wasn't very clear and it's quite hard to describe. The narc is the one says they don't care about looks and only care about a person's brain/soul. The important thing to remember is that it's a lie, they very much do care about looks.
When their partner makes any reasonable demand or request
>Could you shower more please>Could you shave>Could you not be so messyetc. etc. etc.
They can frame them as a horrible, shallow person.
>I never demanded that you conform to my ideals!! If you make me change then you don't really love me! I love you no matter what!! I only care about your brain!Narcs like greg are really hung up on technicalities, so if he makes Lainey feel like shit for the way she looks through his actions but he's
said he doesn't care about it, and because she can't prove he behaved in that way his word trumps hers.
He gets to shame her into behaving in a certain way via his actions, but if she ever even asks him to change then it means she doesn't really love him. He pretends to give out unconditional love and wants actual unconditional love in return.
No. 595654
>>595599Yes, but with Mike he could keep up with his "he was only successful because of me"- schtick.
Shane is
way more successful than Gerg will ever be and he acts like Gerg doesn't even exist. Two ways to break his heart.
No. 595672
>>595591Every one of his replies to Jessie Paege sounds like some awkward fucking dad. We've posted a bunch of his weird tweets to her, and it's seriously cringey.
Her cute, "I have a crush oops", and he replies with "That's good news.", like ew. Stop.
No. 595675
>>595544>"we are talking about literal science of the literal brain and the brain">>595552>mentally I am scientifically the same as some people who are different via their bodyThose two lines killed me. What a nutcase, honestly. I didn't finish the video, so did he come out as "gay" or what? What's happening? Has Laundry come out as a trans "boy" and that's why he's gay?
He's such an idiot, it pains me. The second line, "mentally I am scientifically the same as some people who are different via their body", is he saying that as a cis man he's the same as a trans person? Like, literally, this whole thing makes no sense and I'm getting angry because it's indecipherable
No. 595707
>>595675He didn't even really say he was gay, he just said he was "definitely bi." But he says he's attracted to female bodies, yet he doesn't like "girly girls" so he much prefers a person who has a man's mind, but a female's body. Like, his logic makes 0 sense, kek. And he's definitely implied that he and Lainey have talked about her being a trans boy. It seems like he's saying he's gay because of her, without actually saying he's gay. The video made no sense, tbh.
Basically he said he is attracted to people with female bodies and male brains + people with male bodies and female brains. But he would never be attracted to a person with a male body and male brain or a female body and female brain.
Like, he's worse than these transtrenders, he's making shit up that even they wouldn't understand, kek.
No. 595711
>>595259What a fucking mess. No, there's no difference between the brain and the body. The brain IS A PART OF YOUR FUCKING BODY.
I believe Lainey is transgender, but I think they lack someone to talk to who makes sense and is not trying to plain gaslight them into madness.
There's a difference between gender and sex, gender is assigned at birth according to sex, but is not defined by it. What he's saying is basically the opposite of what he's trying to be perceived as saying.
He's saying 'ok you're a dude but don't change your body if you think it's fit to want to be treated as because i'm not attracted to MALE BRAINS WITH MALE BODIES'
Gosh.
No. 595742
>>595712>>595734Many people start where Lainey is and tend to ask for neutral pronouns while they gather forces to transition. It's not an easy path and I don't see why I should not believe it from the start just because Lainey is annoying.
It takes nothing from me to use neutral pronouns to people who wish to be treated like that.
No. 595743
>>595504I think you're underestimating the dysfunction of Gurger Ding Dong's sexual attraction and past.
He was molested by a 15 year old teen when he was 10 or 11. He reflects on this experience positively, even though he says that the female is ashamed of it.
I believe he said one of his older male cousins (of early teen age) tried to do sexual things with him when Gurger was a preteen. Gurg downplays this as "boys and their crazy hormones."
(There are probably other disturbing things between young Gurger and similarly aged peers.)
His mom dated a man named Greg, and young Gurg heard his mom screaming his name during sex. Half naked massages with his mom.
No stable or consistent male role model. Told his dad, who apparently didn't show Gurg much love and attention, allegedly did things to other family and non-fam members that with consent in a different context might be considered a way to show love.
If Gurger likes effeminate men (or boys), it's probably because he was/kind of is one, and being with one sexually/romantically is a way for him to vicariously and retrospectively live through a warped sense of love he wish he had. Very congruent with his narc self, actually.
Speaking of which…
In his "I'm totes gay for real guiz" vid, he says it's possible for him to be sexually attracted to someone with a "male body/female mind" because he had been before. Any idea who he's talking about? Can't be Andy Biersack or Jensen Ackles, even though he's admitted he'd slide their dicks down his facial grease hole.
No. 595749
>>595711I think this is what threw me off. I couldn't understand wtf he was talking about because he isn't even using the correct terms!
I also hold out that Lainey could be trans as well. We honestly don't know what's going on in her head, and she may be dissociating with her "gender" because of her situation, ie. being with a total narc abusive husband, and I still believe that's valid. We can all disagree, but mental issues and illnesses are real, and gender identity may be affected
No. 595755
>>595754Just let this person -→
>>595742 WK for Taylor and "use her proper pronouns"
It will just make it that much easier to weed out this persons posts and disregard their opinions or theories.
No. 595762
>>595758Eh, nah I really think he is pushing this. He pushed her to cut her hair and make it "boyish" in the first place (literally how he refers to it in his video). He for sure would have encouraged her to keep it short and dress less and less feminine. Its all control and manipulation and I personally believe his end goal is for her to be a trans male and that would give him an excuse to end things OR a reason to need to have a girl around to satisfy his newly talked about bisexual needs. (he will say to lainey she's fulfilling his gay side but he needs a female too.) I wouldn't be surprised if he suggested to her that he calls her male pronouns during sex..like pushed the conversation that way.
I just think that if Greg didn't want this to happen it wouldn't be happening. No question. If Greg told Lainey he preferred her with long hair and showing cleavage I think she would do it within weeks.
No. 595765
>>595762I think you're absolutely right. Taylor wouldn't dare do anything to risk her overlord leaving her, and likely does very little without his express permission and approval.
These tards believing her bullshit need to pull their heads out of Tumblr's ass. They/them's don't fucking exist, and Mrs. Onion is just a sad, brow-beaten house wife who does what
her husband wants.
She'll never do anything but wear less make-up, dress in 'male' clothing, and ask people to use whatever name she likes this week. Nothing of legal consequence. Nothing medical. Nothing permanent.
She's pathetic. Full stop.
No. 595783
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lmao no
No. 595811
Apologies double posting.
>>595734No one should have to call her "he" or "they" but I think it's equally stupid to constantly interrupt the thread to police what pronouns people use. That level of fuckery can stay on /snow/.
>>595765I hope so, I think if she did anything more permanent it would result in a catastrophic level of regret. I don't feel much sympathy for her anymore, but it doesn't help those kids if both parents have complete mental breakdowns.
No. 595847
>>595841Literally no guys are attracted to her and she knows it. All of the “omg yaaaas Daddy” comments she gets on videos or posts are 13-15 year old desperate thots, most of whom are overweight and terrible at makeup. Never have I seen a single guy say she looks good or seems cool, at least going by profile.
She’s so deluded she convinced herself that the cashier at the vape store was hitting on her, when he was probably hitting on Sarah, and/or just being polite. She has no social graces, much like her husband, so it doesn’t surprise me that she squwaks like an idiot in public.
No. 595855
>>595852Trying to comprehend his logic is burning my brain. He’s honestly trying to say your sexuality is based on your attraction to someone’s brain? Which he labels as either male or female?
C’mon Greg, you know google will disagree with you, I thought that was the one thing you were loyal to.
No. 595862
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From KF: Court appearance December 6th
No. 595865
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Bringing this update over from KF
No. 595893
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>>595887No no anon! Guys (and girls) would rather hit on the right, not the left.
Damn, if she wants to be a guy, does she have to be such an ugly one?
No. 595908
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As far as I can tell there hasn’t been any activity on the case since 10/30 but it is Monday morning so may hear more soon today.
No. 595922
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>>595855If Anus wants to fuck a feminine girl and a masculine looking girl, he can have Billie and Ayalla! A has been looking extra masc lately and her boyfriend dumped her sooo
(Would sage)
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>voting for the environment That’s ironic.
>>595897Here’s a helpful list of videos that show Lainey/Greg fucking up nature:
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1_ynVX__7TVk_OrhhHH6n-c3jtfbFMlly3 (think about something | Originally posted on April 26th, 2018)
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1a5dA42AK5yPwcM3UEwt1yytsUHNevGoU1 (Patron Only I Cleared Up a Mess |Originally posted on July 1st, 2018)
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1VJloCP2miURCdfQW6GW4P4NtDu1rfT2o (Husband Styles Me for a Week | Originally posted on July 13th, 2018)
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1UNMBiHJVW4LWPiWANvtiW9zogtDld9aP (Does Our Relationship Have a Future | Originally posted on August 13th, 2018)
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1K13iJqPIU4I5z1jXRVzO7WRmts7ggN3C1 (The Organic Man | Originally posted on August 20th, 2018)
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1jlbeFRZbNoFAte54zhyso3hMRHDJeEwT (I Caught Them on Camera | Originally posted September 11th, 2018)
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1r9xDMZISyieyHtG9ytuuzxVU78t-iCAt ( How TERMINATOR Catches Pokémon | Originally posted September 15th,2018)
No. 595979
>>595904Yeah, that’s what I said. Anon said he shaved only part of her hair then and shaved the rest during a prank.
>>595973Let’s be honest, you can tell the difference when he’s being a dick cause he’s butthurt vs. when he’s being a dick bc he genuinely doesn’t find someone attractive. It’s obvious he wasn’t attracted to Sarah or Ayalla. They aren’t as cute as Billie, Maya etc. Sarah probably desperately wanted him to find her cute, but he just didn’t. Look how he treated her in livestreams she did. He would completely ignore her and interrupt her, but when he likes someone he giggles like a little girl and tries to show off. He also wasn’t attracted to Ayalla, he clearly hated her from the start because he kept trying to get Billie to fuck her off. I don’t even think the guy is attracted to his own wife. He’s claiming now that he’s attracted to male brains in female bodies and can’t stand girly girls, but Billie is a girly girl and he was totally obsessed with her.
No. 595985
>>595980They probably asked through methods that may reveal their name. I can confirm that the hearing is happening on December 6th.
GET READY FOR MILKMAS LADIES.
No. 595998
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>>595862>hearing is on December 6thMerry Christmas to one and all. I can't believe he's pulling the "LIES! TRESPASSERS! BOOOOOOOLIES HATE ME BECAUSE I'M FAMOUS!!!!" card on the GOVERNMENT of all people.
No. 596008
>>596000Thanks for letting me know the links are broken anon, let's try this again:
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1_ynVX__7TVk_OrhhHH6n-c3jtfbFMlly (think about something | Originally posted on April 26th, 2018)
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1a5dA42AK5yPwcM3UEwt1yytsUHNevGoU (Patron Only I Cleared Up a Mess |Originally posted on July 1st, 2018)
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1VJloCP2miURCdfQW6GW4P4NtDu1rfT2o (Husband Styles Me for a Week | Originally posted on July 13th, 2018)
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1UNMBiHJVW4LWPiWANvtiW9zogtDld9aP (Does Our Relationship Have a Future | Originally posted on August 13th, 2018)
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1K13iJqPIU4I5z1jXRVzO7WRmts7ggN3C (The Organic Man | Originally posted on August 20th, 2018)
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1jlbeFRZbNoFAte54zhyso3hMRHDJeEwT (I Caught Them on Camera | Originally posted September 11th, 2018)
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1r9xDMZISyieyHtG9ytuuzxVU78t-iCAt (How TERMINATOR Catches Pokémon | Originally posted September 15th,2018)
The links are the same but they should work now. I would reccomend downloading these videos just in case.
No. 596013
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https://co.pierce.wa.us/6027/Hearing-Examiner---Administrative-AppealI couldn't find anywhere referencing the date of the appeal, but I did find this page including a video of Onion on his Bobcat.
It looks like this page will update nearer the time with details on the hearing date:
https://co.pierce.wa.us/Archive.aspx?AMID=395 No. 596021
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>>596013They have a live chat and you can just ask since its public information. Screenshot attached. 6th December confirmed.
No. 596026
>>596013the people filming him seem like calm, nice people.
i bet they tried talking to him before they resorted to just filming the shit he's up to.
he hasn't been living there for long and barely leaves his swamp + we've seen how spaced out the houses are around there, so the contact between them must've been minimal.
it's baffling to me how quickly he managed to convey to these people that he's a man-child with a tiny peen that cannot be taught anything, ever.
maybe they did find him online which hurried along the process, but still.
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No. 596062
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>>596061Pro tip: don't hire a lawyer and lie to them.
No. 596077
>>596069They also rescheduled the hearing date based on
>>596021, so they're gonna have to pay another 200 dollars just for that.
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No. 596082
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>>596078>>596080>Mr. Avaroe had denied County officials permission to search his property.This is why calls from the government are recorded, Greg.
No. 596085
>>596078Oh boy those 1.6 and 1.7 are fighting words. There's
video evidence of him doing way more than that.
No. 596089
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>>596013>>596022
>clearing property of invasive speciesThis dumb fuck is on video pushing everything green and growing right into the lake to get rid of it.
No. 596094
>>596085the evidence only matters if it gets into the hands of Pierce County, and Gurgenstein deleted everything so someone is going to need to send the videos
>>596088If the lawyer sees the videos, are they compelled to redact their appeal or could they just "fire" Grease and Plainey? The lawyer should be sent all the videos too
No. 596109
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>>596078>>596080>he didn't damage the wetlands>btw you don't even know where these so called "wetlands" are on his property because he didn't let you search, it could be his front yard for all you know!>Sure the maps say there's wetlands feet from his property but there's not water outside his back door so it's not wetland property!>in fact, it's impossible to even classify any of his property as wetlands!Did Greg print himself out a legal degree overnight and become his own lawyer?
No. 596110
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>>596094Since the video of Greg on the Bobcat is online in their database, I'm inclined to believe the officials may have more photos/information that we haven't seen.
There was a report (that got merged into the others) that they were burning shit in their backyard in September. They know he's done more.
No. 596116
>>596108They also spelled their surname "Averoe" on the first line of
>>596080I'm really glad that Onion hired a lawyer that can match his attention to detail
No. 596123
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>>596078Garden has been maintained with open lawn and woodchips since the 70s, eh? And because it's from the 70s you have an inalienable right to keep it that way, laws or no laws?
Photos from 6 months before the onions moved in: no lawn. No garden.
1/2
No. 596127
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>>596108>>596116I'm fucking dying. Greg hired a lawyer with the same mental disability as himself.
No. 596139
>>596134have ALL of those videos been deleted from Gurgs channels? If so, when did he delete them?
seems like he knows he is guilty and just hopes to pull the wool over everyones eyes.
No. 596143
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>>596138I honestly feel like he chose the first lawyer he could find and upon googling, my assumption seems correct.
No. 596148
>>5960781.5 and 1.6. I fucking can’t with this lawyer. Must have been some cheapo shit one. Literally keep your children out of the “such noxious species” and actually watch them when they go outside then, dumb fuck.
Good luck in court, Gregory. Nobody’s gonna fall for this shit. There’s video and photo evidence of him.
No. 596155
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ot but lol
No. 596167
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>>596078This lawyer is either as stupid as Greg is, or she just took the cash and write whatever he said, because money is money.
Her website states a bunch of crap about "government overreach" so Greg probably thought she was perfect. But she's either terrible and her job or just does give a shit - aside from the misspellings in her appeal, he proved her own points wrong:
She admits there's hydric soils near the property:
No. 596171
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>>596167And then proceed to prove that they have all of the wetland indicators, because obviously there's a pond at the back with at least 12" of water and wetland plants beside it, and the government and biologist neighbor will provide proof of it.
And photos of Greg using a bobcat to tear down wetland plants without a permit. He's totally fucked, and he may as well have burned the cash he gave this lawyer along with the cardboard in his fireplace, or in his bonfire pit out back for burning trees illegally cut down.
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>>596008Is there any way some beautiful techsavvy anon can compile all the evidence clips from these videos into one irrefutable piece of proof?
No. 596265
>>595673maybe he's talking to when he calls her a faggot
also accepting her as male means another excuse to fuck her from behind
>>595629a foot to hang himself with, you mean
No. 596271
>>596252kek, bye
>>596241Exactly, majority of the shit she said we all already figured (him not helping Lainey with the kids or cleaning the house), but I don’t think any of us considered just how abusive he was toward the kids. We speculated neglect, which Onion pretty much confirmed himself in his video making fun of Lainey for getting pissed at him for ignoring the little girl. But actually treating his son the way he treats people publicly? Starting to actually believe someone really caught them in public where Onion was screaming at Lainey and the kids.
I guess I’m just disappointed because we’ve been waiting for someone to finally come out and confirm what we already figured went on and when someone did, the subject quickly changed.
Back to Onion screaming at T, it just keeps bringing up when he first came out and said he told his son to hit him when he was angry. Anons, including myself, were concerned with why a 4 year old was so angry he wanted to hit someone, and now we know. The poor kid is neglected by his father and when they do anything that could barely resemble bonding, his father screams at him and belittles him over a game. Not even his kids are safe from his narcrages. I can almost imagine him making an ugly face while screech-mocking C because she can’t form coherent sentences yet. And laughing like a hyena because he thinks he’s so funny when that’s actually fucking traumatizing.
No. 596275
>>596078>>596080"The F&W officers found no violation" - but the report says they found that it was true he'd cleared 4,000 SF of land with the bobcat previously shown. So, you, a violation. Without a permit.
Now, the previous house flippers could have cleared most of that, and Greg just put the finishing touches of tearing up the last few trees and bushes on the wetland buffer he doesn't own. But it's still a violation. Which is the report. Which the lawyer clearly didn't read.
I wonder if the lawyer just cut up Greg's email and put it into an appeal format; there's way too many misspellings, typos and colloquial language used. The phrase "front, rear or back yard" is used at one point for dog's sake, along with the other typos pointed out.
Also: "the County issued an order to correct without having the slighest idea about the area the wetlands are located" screams Greg's poor sentence construction to me.
No. 596309
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Anyone could do a lot better but I gave it a try.
No. 596313
>>596078>>596080Kek. Legalfag here. This was most likely written by a legal assistant. Although, this is bad even by paralegal standards…
Went to Kiwi Farms and got the name of the attorney. Did a bit of digging and found out she was suspended for six months in 2013 for lying about hiring an expert witness.
No. 596325
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>>596271I wonder if anons felt uncomfortable talking about M's situations because she
did confirm what we were all saying. People were so quick to latch on to Other Megan being outed and nitpicking Lainey and Greg. People on
all sides have been quiet about M.
>>596313Oh, interesting. It's only 6 months but seeing what happened and
>>596078 really puts into perspective of how unprofessional she is. Maybe she was the one who advised Greg to file a report against his neighbor.
No. 596330
>>596325Its been bugging me that people have stopped talking about M, especially since some anon said Gurg recently admitted that he has decided to not talk about certain things haters say in hopes they will forget about it. (though I cant find that post now, so I don't remember what video that's from)
Honestly, I don't think we should let that stuff be swept under the rug. But it already has been.
No. 596339
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>>594842He changed the title of the video when he uploaded it to YT.
I dont understand why he uses these incorrect phrases for common things/occurrences.
He FIRED his parents? His parents were employed by him?
Why didnt he go with his tried-and-true
>I broke up with them No. 596342
>>596321They were within their rights to come onto Greg’s property as long as they didn’t enter his home or anywhere that he had a reasonable expectation of privacy. If entering someone’s property was an illegal search, police wouldn’t even be able to knock on people’s doors without a warrant.
Im not even sure why their lawyer is humoring the idea that it was an illegal search, it’s actually ridiculous. It makes me feel like Greg just pitched a fit until they agreed with him
No. 596344
>>596338We can talk about M's experiences and tractorgate at the same time, I feel like both are really important things to talk about.
I wish that M could speak out on her own accord, she has a
huge upperhand. If he says anything against her he'd look like a gross asshole like with how he looked with AJ. Using a girl's memory issues to discredit her? That's gaslighting, Greg. You seem to love that word now.
No. 596355
>>596330The M stuff got discussed in detail when it was first released. Onion won't address it and with Lainey being too scared to live stream and Onion severely restricting commentary on his videos and streams it's just not getting traction.
It's hardly forgotten about and evidence is out there. It will always be public knowledge. M herself doesn't want to address it and states the messages were leaked so that's probably why it's not still being discussed.
Who cares if his weird patroens won't acknowledge it, as usual we have the FAXX and get to watch Onion dig himself into another hole.
They're my favourite reality trash couple. Onion consistently proves what a stupid cunt he is. He's turning 33 and Lainey is 24 and they still talk like fucking teenagers and have childish views on almost everything. They're so fucking cringey
No. 596361
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>>596355>goes on lolcow>worries about how information gets leakedNot directed at you in particular, but I've noticed this was a trend in the thread when the leaks got posted
>Who cares if his weird patreons won't acknowledge itI feel like more people are bothered that almost no one is calling him out for his behavior towards Maya and his kid(s) on public platforms while Greg is playing Good Guy™ everywhere. He claims to be for sexual assault/rape victims, but perpetrates those actions himself.
No. 596362
>>596361The only public platforms to call him out directly are his tweets, fb and YouTube all of which he monitors and deletes criticism or block users. I guess it's more annoying channels like TheBlargh don't have visibility anymore since the Onions couldn't hack people disagreeing with them in real time on streams.
It's annoying we don't have as direct access anymore but remember the M milk took a while to come out almost a year from the events. They've also just lost Sarah had to move house because of the IRS and now tractorgate. There's plenty of time in the future for a sperg out
No. 596371
>>596365Wouldn’t it be crazy if they actually DID spank the kids regularly but spew out the anti-spanking anti-discipline propaganda just to throw of the scent for us CrAZy HaTeRs who would call CPS on him?
Yeah I don’t believe that either but I’m sure Greg has done that sort of reverse psychology on us in other ways we aren’t aware of. Just was an interesting thought, but sadly those kids are going to grow up “free range” style with no real structure and love and guidance.
No. 596410
>>596408Anyone with enough reach usually ignores Onion completely. The only people with a large subscriber count that have talked about him have only done so in the beginning of their channel, piggy backing off of him before moving onto to topics that people actually care about. Some people know he exist, they just flat out ignore him. It's almost like YouTube sent everyone a memo telling them to pretend he doesn't exist until he's completely off YouTube. It's funny in some circumstances, but also highly irritating because he gets away with so much bullshit. Like this should be discussed by people. They literally brought girl after girl into their home and abused the shit out of them and now one of those girls have finally come forward and said that's exactly how he treats his wife and kids. Yet, no one is ever going to talk about it. Anytime people do make a video on Onion, it's always the same shit. Some boring ass shit about how his channel is dead, but never anything about these girls and the people he torments in his house.
How can someone hated by so many for all of the fucked up shit he does get away with so much horrible shit? At this point the only person who can do anything about it is Lainey and no one gives a fuck about her either.
And if we're being honest here, now we know why Lainey was having a panic attack when the CPS worker came to their house the first time. Anyone would get scared, but if you knew you did nothing wrong you would be more angry than anything. According to Grugly, she was crying and freaking out asking him to come home because she knew they're, or at least he is, guilty. She can say she's anti-spanking and all that bullshit, but psychologically abusing and traumatizing your children is just as bad. Hurt people hurt people. If he's screaming in their son's face when he loses a game, imagine how he'll behave when these kids are teenagers.
She literally says she's afraid to date anyone else because she knows if she does, Greg is going to force her to bring them to the house and if they come to the house they'll see how Greg really is and Lainey is fucking terrified of another M coming out and exposing the truth.
No. 596439
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>>596415Greg the fag must love how his now-husband is balding!
Taylor will have a hard time feeling like a 14yo scene boy when she's half-bald soon.
No. 596445
>>596413You are clearly one of his ass eaters that come here to derail and change the subject when there’s actual milk.
>>596439Wow, she actually looks like a gay teen boy now. It’s funny how she’s trying to act like she’s going to slowly come out as a trans boy when she can’t even come out as nonbinary to her family and Greg’s family doesn’t take her seriously. Which also cracks me up because his family can “disrespect” her all they want and he maybe scolds them, but he still provides them with houses, etc. but if it was her family (and it has been in the past) that disrespected him, he’d demand she no longer speak to them and if she did he’d screech about her disloyalty to him. She hasn’t even legally changed her name from Taylor and she’s had plenty of time to do so, this bitch is faker than her husband’s love for her.
No. 596447
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>>596415@ 3:04 Onion: "I'm on Ebay! If you wanna buy stuff! I'm… I'm sellin' everything :("
lol poor desperate poor onion, all of you mistakes cost you so much real life cash these days and I love it.
No. 596453
>>596448Anon said 6 months isn't a long time, but that's half a year without a fucking job. That's nuts! Plus, she was lucky that she had mitigating circumstances that were considered by the court because misrepresentation of documents can often be felonious. One of her mitigating factors was pathetically that she was stressed and couldn't keep her shit together on which expert witness was hired for the case. That's a super sloppy garbage lawyer and she's incredibly lucky that her actions didn't result as grievance with her client. Her client also died I think…during the litigation so I suppose he couldn't make claim to her shoddy workmanship.
I've seen more egregious acts committed by attorneys, but this speaks volumes about organization skills and she did admit to knowingly misrepresent information to the court.
No. 596463
>>596415so here's a script of the video - kind of - because i only wrote down the intro of them looking at pictures of haircuts together. after that she goes out by herself, nothing noteworthy.
> it starts off brilliantly though, this video is a fucking goldmine - greg knows we know about the bean-peen greg: hey i'm shorter than lainey - how bout that
lainey: i wasn't trying to make you shorter than me, i was just trying to make it not -
greg: lainey made us switch chairs so i would be shorter - talk about a small penis
lainey: i - yeah.
>he's aware that lainey's fans don't appreciate his being in her videos all the time greg: welcome to my channel my co-host-
lainey: no
greg: -is-
lainey: no! shut up. hi guys, it's still my channel
greg:
snorts lainey: just in case you didn't know-
greg:
sounding butthurt they were worried.
>it even get's to the point where lainey is now telling us why the hell greg's involved at alllainey: so i'm getting a haircut tomorrow, because i look like a drowned rat
greg:
nodding in agreement, looking at the camera like 'you said it, not me'lainey: i need to fix this, so greg is gonna help me pick a haircut out - that's why gregs here today.
lainey: so i have some pictures here, here's the first one
picture of cole sprouse greg: you already have that haircut-
lainey: i don't! it's fat- look at my hair-
greg: someone could style your hair to look that way
lainey: oh yeah? just-just style- they just pin all this up-
>and here's greg, scared of her spending to much money and wasting everyone's time greg: what i'm saying is you're going into a place that charges a bit - i would get your money's worth - get a hair cut that's dramatic, that's a real change
gesturing at the camera so these people don't waste their time watching nothing
lainey: they will not waste their time because i'm an amazing contribution to this platform
greg: don't make this-
cut to next picture lainey: i don't like this because it's to blocky and my hair is not gonna do that
greg: right, yeah yours is gonna kinda like-
lainey: it's gonna sit on my face like this
she's pressing her hair down next picture, greg's already back at it again with the yawning lainey: there's this one - too long i think
greg: i like the whole… disproportionate concept
next pic greg: like that- i like that keeping the bangs long thing
lainey: yeah well i- i kind of have to or i'll look like… i don't even know what i'd look like
>insert horse/foot-face joke heregreg:
actually looking at her for once, smiling you'd look like a choire boy
lainey: i'd look like a ten year old
greg: a choire boy
>i bet he'd really like that, huh next pic lainey: i think this is really cool-
greg: yeah
lainey: -and cute. i feel emotionally attached to this hair-
greg: i kinda get that (i think that's what he's saying, honestly i can't tell. it's at the 1:25 mark.)
lainey: -and i don't know why-
greg: yeah
lainey:-but i don't know if i could pull it off
greg:
looking over at her it's also a very attractive person, so maybe…
lainey: yeah that's probably-
greg:
putting his hands on the face of the person leaving only their hair visible to lainey how about now, are you still emotionally attached?
lainey: yeah - and i mean their hair type looks really simular to mine - it's like this right now but-
greg: yeah
lainey: when it falls forward it's gonna fall like mine does
greg: yeah, so just do that
looking at two pictures of girls with short white hair lainey: found this okay
greg: that's cute. but it also is-
lainey: i don't wanna be a 14 year old scene boy - i mean i do - but i don't.
greg: (
his eye movement is weird here, going from side to side like when a cartoon character is lying but i'm not sure if he intended that to be the joke or not) i don't want you to be a 14-year-old scene boy
lainey: i feel like i've reached the point where i need to be like… a gentleman. can't look like this anymore-
greg:
yawning, again. right, that would not be gentlemanly
>they have to have been lurking. talking about the tiny peen, lainey's fans disliking greg and now alluding to anons saying that she should at least try to be an adult male, instead of a child. kek new pic greg: you've already had that haircut, you've totally-
lainey: yeah, it's pretty basic
new pic greg: that is the douchiest haircut you could possibly-
lainey: i feel like i would not like this because it mullet-y - i already-
greg: yeah, what are you, sam pepper?
lainey: good point
greg: yeah
>ah, how do you do, fellow kidz? nice reference there greg, good to know that you keep up with the kidz and stuff.
new pic lainey: i feel emotionally attached to this haircut
greg: okay, again - it's because of the person
lainey: SHUT UP
greg: these people - they have magestic eyes-
lainey: that's true
greg: -that's not an emotional attachment there-
lainey: -the other one i still like-
greg: -right, you're like looking at the face you're like uuuUUUuuH eMOtioNs - this is a mob on-
lainey: i'm-
greg: it's a mob on his head do you wanna have a beatles haircut?
next pic lainey: i feel like this is gonna be to short on me and not frame my face correctely - i need the side bang and not the front
next pic lainey: dark, spooky, vampire-
greg: you've already done
lainey: no i haven't
greg: you've already had basically that haircut. you should go with the one that we said…
inserting pic from before lainey: i'm scared
greg: very- it's gonna be very- on the sides and very- on the top and just falls right on over you'll be so cool-
lainey: i'm gonna look like a gentleman, i'm gonna look dapper. i'm stressed, i'm stressed.
greg: you're the best stressed
lainey: y-yeah probably true
greg:
rap, singing? i'm the best at being stressed
my name is laineybot
lainey: ok see you in the morning bye
greg: and if you if wanna buy stuff i'm on ebay
lainey: he's on ebay
greg:
almost tearing up selling everything :(
lainey: this turned into a big ol' promo. i'm gonna see you in the fucking morning.
greg: my name is (
weird user name that's made up and i'm not gonna put any effort into writing it out, something with boobs i think)
lainey: SHUT UP I WANNA GO TO BED. GOOD NIGHT.
>this is where it cuts to her, going to get a new haircut on her own and i'm not gonna type that shit up lmao (at the end of the video it's her and onion again though, talking about the end result, so if you're interested to hear what they have to say…)
honestly, this vid is worth watching if you're looking for clues of them reading the stuff that's being posted here - there's a lot of 'em.
i'm really glad it's over though.
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>>596269All that just to put their shitty plastic picnic table next to the water. Can't wait to see them explain this in court.
No. 596472
>>596432>the delivery was emotionlessWho cares? It’s milk. The moralfagging that some anons were putting out was so fucking annoying. M pretty much outed what we all thought and anons were too worried about it being leaked without permission to actually do anything. On a site where we constantly have people dropping leaks without permission.
At this point I feel like silence is complacency. Greg is a predator, he victimized M and was 100% trying to manipulate her into not saying anything. So was Lainey.
If one thing came out of this for M, I hope she realizes how shitty Lainey is for the enabling her husband to do this. Lainey has implied she was a liar in her “why I wouldn’t date anyone” video. I hope she’s laughing about how fucked they both are.
No. 596476
>>596463>greg: what i'm saying is you're going into a place that charges a bit - i would get your money's worth - get a hair cut that's dramatic, that's a real change gesturing at the camera so these people don't waste their time watching nothing Even Onion knows his wife’s content is repetitive and boring as shit. He lovebombs her and pretends to support her, but I don’t even he can watch one of her videos. Which says a lot because he loves himself so much, you’d think he would. Her dull ass content is probably why he stopped editing her videos for her. I can only imagine the long pauses when she’s trying to decide what to say next.
>>596472Exactly!! It’s funny because anons had a problem with M’s messages (that she didn’t even care about) getting leaked, but were desperately cropping and zooming into pictures/videos trying to spot the kids.
No. 596503
>>596463First off: doing the Lord's work, transcribeanon. thank you for watching so I don't have to.
>lainey: i don't wanna be a 14 year old scene boy - i mean i do - but i don't.
>lainey: i feel like i've reached the point where i need to be like… a gentleman. can't look like this anymore-Nice save there, Foot. Seriously, she's so full of shit.. Do you ever hear Kalvin Garrah, or Contrapoints or Blaire White 'forgetting' what gender they are or wanting to be 14? As someone who supposedly identifies more as masculine she seems to forget about it a lot of the time. She's not trans, just an infantile tomboy. She should 'identify' as that. Jeezus, Taylor, stop obsessing over your gender or your hair and get a fucking hobby. Read a book or take up knitting.The way you fill your day obsessing over yourself is sad. If you read actual books or made some art you might not be so desperately in search of a personality or identity.
No. 596509
>>596463>small penisGood to know Gurg is still obsessively refreshing the thread.
Doing the lord’s work anon, but allow me to add a comment that was overlooked:
>it looks comfy and cosyGreg, you fucking autist, how the hell is a haircut “comfy and cosy”?
No. 596546
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Holy shit, OT, but I was watching a random clip from My 600lb Life where Dr Now is dealing with a terrible patient, and I stumbled across this gem:
Even on random ass videos, commenters know that Anus is the joke of YouTube.
No. 596599
>>596325Further documents have been posted on Kiwi about Greg's lawyer's suspension: she was caught lying in signed declarations to the court more than once. She assisted her client in trying to hide evidence that a wetland definitely existed on the property before they filled it in. After she got caught when the original report was sent to Ecology, she kept lying.
The Most Honest YouTuber is working with a known liar to help him cover up his own lies.
No. 596600
>>596325Further documents have been posted on Kiwi about Greg's lawyer's suspension: she was caught lying in signed declarations to the court more than once. She assisted her client in trying to hide evidence that a wetland definitely existed on the property before they filled it in. After she got caught when the original report was sent to Ecology, she kept lying.
The Most Honest YouTuber is working with a known liar to help him cover up his own lies.
No. 596603
>>596602Get over yourself. It's not nitpicking if it gets under his skin.
And we don't have to talk about Maya. There are multiple conversations going on here. You know, like a normal imageboard.
No. 596606
>>596603Not
>>596602 but if you want to nitpick him to ~hurt his feefees~ then do it on Twitter or anywhere else but here. This thread isn't for Greg bait, it's for us to discuss him. I've been following his drama since before Shiloh came around and have contributed to these threads since they started on lolcow. I stopped checking these threads regularly when they got taken over by sperging idiots like you who think they know lolcow because they witnessed temp but ignore the fact that it was a pure containment measure to keep you tards and your undesired nitpicking and sperging
out of the threads. Get over your own damn self.
No. 596607
>>596606>it's for us to discuss himWe
are discussing him. There's more than one thing to talk about ffs.
No. 596612
Nitpicking is still against the rules. Comments regurgitating old nitpicks and surface-level snarky observations like
>>596577>>596571>>596593>>596533contribute absolutely nothing to the thread.
No. 596613
>>596607Repeatedly calling him fat isn’t discussion.
Does anyone know if the hearing for tractorgate is public at all?
No. 596620
>>596614It’s only been out to the public for a month and some anons are playing it off like it’s been a year since it was posted. These are probably the same anons bring up Billie for the thousandth time.
I’m wondering if Greg will pull what he did with Sam and wait a month or two to make a video about it. If he does make a video he’ll have to delete evidence that he felt that she wasn’t attracted to him first lel
No. 596621
>>596613Yes, should be. Details will be posted here when it gets closer to the date:
https://co.pierce.wa.us/Archive.aspx?AMID=395It was originally scheduled for late November but was apparently re-scheduled for December 6th according to the chat posted. Just keep an eye out on the above page for the date and details in case it gets moved again.
No. 596622
>>596620yeah thats what i mean- like its blatant that it made him out to be a nasty and aggressive dude, so if he made a video about it it would bring more attention to him and it. idk i dont care either way about HIS response but the milk is dry if it's just hurr durr he's fat and laneys an aged regressed soft dyke larping as a boy
i just wish something big happens soon idk
No. 596642
>>596641Why are you so salty anon?
Let anons have their discussion about M. It got derailed in the thread it was posted in.
No. 596676
>>596661I'm gonna come out and say it to put an end to the infighting, but the reason most of this was swept under the rug is because some anons on a discord disagreed with others leaking Maya's texts without her consent. This was a large fight that went on for weeks until the discord got nuked due to the fallout.
The ones arguing in here to let it go are probably the same moralfagging newfags who kicked up a fuss when it first went down because they miss the times of Tempcow when it was all about rapidly spamming funny insults to Lainey and not dealing with any actual, productive drama.
This is my first and last post on the subject, so save your (You)s, it's just time someone cleared up why this massive and important leak has gone largely ignored. It's anons trying to cover it up because poor Maya, an adult who flew out to another country to visit Greg and Lainey with zero preparation other than insisting ~she knew Lainey in a past life~, who shared her screenshots with anyone who messaged her on Instagram, as proven by the fact several anons with absolutely no prior interactions with Maya got all the milk, should be protected from embarrassment.
But by all means, continue sperging about screenshots and haircuts.
No. 596696
>>596691That’s how I feel about it…
It’s really gross people would sweep his harassment of M under the rug over petty feelings.
No. 596705
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Reposting Maya caps so we can stop the meta-arguing and discuss some drama
No. 596745
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I'm pretty sure before anything got leaked one of Greg's minions (or Greg, Lainey, or Sarah themselves) were sending Maya anon hate on her blog.
No. 596747
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So why do onions fan kids think he suddenly is ok with fucking either a trans man or even a "female body male mind" partner? What in his history of females has made either statement true? He wants a docile sub. He has always fucked docile subs. He had that in Billie. Too bad he conversates like a mid functioning autist and blew that teen body he craves for two tennis balls in a sock.
No. 596827
>>596740>>596743Do we even need drama channels to talk about Greg anymore? He's not a massive youtuber now, or even a semi-popular one. Anyone on youtube who even vaguely knows who he is at this point is only aware of him because of his drama with other creators. He was arguably still quite popular when the Billie stuff was going down, but he drove away the majority of his fanbase and support from youtube at the time all on his own by sperging about his relationship drama constantly and revealing himself as utterly insane. No one needs to do it for him. Not to mention, any girl who would get involved with him and his smol husband currently would already know all this stuff about him, or easily be able to find it out. They're either willfully ignorant or just plain stupid, and there's no helping them.
The thing is, he barely pulls in a couple thousand views max on his videos, youtube stopped promoting his shit, he isn't gaining any new fans, he barely gets any attention on twitter anymore, and his patreon minions are all fleeing except the same little gaggle of fucking weirdos who haven't been convinced about him for the past several years, so likely won't ever be. The IRS and environmental agencies are after him, his own neighbors are after him, his entire family hates him except for some cousins maybe, his divorce is inevitable, even his own kids are going to hate him one day. He's aging, and badly – gaining weight, skin and features only getting worse by the day, becoming more and more out of touch. He was discharged from the military. He has no skills or job history and will never be able to get a decent job after his youtube shtick inevitably falls through within the next couple of years.
This man's life is already crashing and burning before our very eyes. I'm not saying that any harm could come from it, but there isn't much else to accomplish by continuing to try and out him to people. Everybody already knows who he is and what he does. "Most everyone" has a purely negative opinion of the man. The only thing left is just to throw his ass behind bars so he can't hurt anyone else, and that's kind of already in motion.
No. 596830
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>>596745Way to make it obvious you’re still checking up on M, Mr. and Mrs. Avaroe.
No. 596833
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If you don't care about his secret channel name (it's ethovie) he talks about his financial issues around 3:11.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1zBiSzUOs0uFNKy34bUurSnA8zs1spCd6 (Patron Only: My Secret)
No. 596835
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No. 596843
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>>596833I like how he catches himself when he realizes that if he says hes doing OK or BETTER money wise, his fans may stop sending in their mom & dads cash.
No. 596871
>>596870It's just something he tells himself anon. Probably from Lainey saying her abusive ex was too big and she didn't want to sleep with him, so Onion has to project that onto all women.
and I'm sure "too big" in his eyes is anything bigger than your index finger.
No. 596882
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>>596835I'm the anon who posted those tweets, and after seeing them, I couldn‘t help seeing him for who he truly is;
A hero. Saving America singlehandely, one tweet at a time - keeping those pesky republicans at bay.
No. 596889
>>596882How appropriate is it that Laundry is a
bald eagle? Fucking brilliant
No. 596893
>>596439Wow she actually does pass as a guy here
An ugly lanky mid 30's early balding guy, but a guy! Foot must be so happy.
Its gonna be harder luring in teens for them now I think.Then again, if the proof everywhere of how much they've fucked up every other poly attempt and fucked up the girls they brought in isn't enough to scare the deluded onion and foot cravers, what the hell will…
No. 596896
>>596706 Really shows what kind of a fucking autist he is the way he thinks it's acceptable to just pick M up, put her in front of laimboi and just push them together. It's so forced and creepy. It's like smacking two barbies together like "now kiss" treating them as if they're toys for his pleasure and he can put them however he wants them
He manhandled her so much during the visit like who the fuck does that? She was there for like a night, first time meeting them, before he started thinking it was OK to pick her up, try to carry her around, push her into laim then try to kiss her?
>>596870He should put more effort into stuffing. Doesn't even look like a big dick, just looks like three bloated balls.
No. 596933
>>596926I’m one of the anons that wanted it back in the discussion and I’m not M. If she was continuously the one bringing it up, farmhands would catch her. You must be the anon that wants to shut it up, probably a patreonfag. Not to mention she has pretty bad grammar, no offense. I think we’d know if it was her. Some of us just want to bring it up because it’s the most milk we’ve gotten since cuddlegate. There’s been splashes here and there, but M is the only one that has actually come out and said yes, Grugly is actually abusive.
Which only pisses me off that anons and other morons kept calling CPS and made these cunts look innocent and harassed.
>>596896Exactly, it’s disgusting how this creep tries to act like he’s an advocate because of his wife, all while being accused of sexually assaulting multiple women. And anytime he is accused, he blames it on them and says they’re lying or that they’ve apologized, etc. According to him, Lainey is a lying sack of shit too because she was dating the guy and they had sex multiple times throughout the relationship. You can’t have it both ways. Either Lainey’s ex raped her and she’s a victim, making Grug a rapist and his ex girlfriends victims for doing the same shit to them (if not worse). Or he can keep saying these women are lying, which makes Lainey a liar by his definitions.
Also, I know this is old but about Lainey being assaulted by her ex, if this really happened to her and she was truly bothered, how is she okay with her husband saying you can’t rape your wife?
No. 596938
>>596921>>596926I’m the anon who posted it. I was an anon talking to M and she showed me a cap of her inbox. She won’t post on the farms and even if she did, she’d be identified relatively quick.
Anyway, Greg (or Lainey and her Tissue) is still lurking M’s social media like the abusive creep they are.
No. 596940
>>596938I understand M has confirmed his abuse in private screen caps has she publicaly stated on her tumblr or anything about this? Thst would indefinitely make Onion address it. Only reason he addressed Sam stuff is because she was streaming and being public.
From the screen cap of her tumblr asks it does look like either the Onions or their fans have found her tumblr. I'd reckon fans as Grge probably doesn't want her to address it publicaly. Maybe she's scared of his backlash. Idk what Onion bscklash is tho these days, Booty subtweeting you, lol who cares
No. 596946
>>596943Where you speaking to her recently? The file name for the tumblr asks says screen shot at 8/25/18 @ time. She was getting hate back then?
When did the M milk get dropped? Maybe it is the Onions, does she have them blocked? They're calling her an abuser? Do you know anymore anon?
No. 596948
>>596946I haven’t spoken to her recently, and I’m not particularly sure when she got sent the asks, I just know she was getting “cryptic” messages about Lainey and Greg.
I highly doubt M is abusive, the only major thing about her “past” Greg has on her is that she got hit by a drunk driver and now has memory issues because of it. She even stated that and (how he tried to use it against her) in the leaked caps. It’s not rare for abusive people to call their victims the “true abusers.”
No. 596949
>>596946Going by the Onion lolcow archive thread, M milk only dropped in October. If M was getting tumblr asks about this it would have to be from the Onion camp. Interestingly again going by Onion thread archive Sarah was back with the Onions during August. Coincidently a few weeks after those tumblr asks Lainey gives up streaming for good and Sarah is leaving to never come back.
Anon do you have the inside scoop?
(Samefagging) No. 596964
>>596948Wait, he tried to use her brain damage against her? How did I miss that?
Yet he spergs about his "incurable skin disease". Fuck.
No. 596988
>>596964>>>/pt/586231It wasn’t a cap so it’s easy to gloss over.
>>596960Are you insinuating that M is abusive or has been abused before?
No. 596998
>>596988>Are you insinuating that M is abusive or has been abused before?Also would like to know because this sounds like some bullshit Onion has come up with. Anytime he’s accused of something, he makes wild accusations about the people accusing him and/or their family.
M is pretty private and seems to have only messaged the anon that posted her screens. I don’t know how anyone would have been able to find any evidence of her being abusive. Her being abused in the past would make sense because she instantly called Onion out on it and told Lainey that he was abusing her. She’s been the only one that has gone to that house and has accused him of abusing his family. She didn’t even say he abused her (I don’t think) she just said he abuses Lainey and the kids.
No. 597012
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>>596960>trusting some random anon on dssctmM isn’t the cow here. Greg and Lainey are. There’s really nothing out there that makes M out to be an abuser. However, her interactions with them show how shitty they truly are. It’s weird that people are attempting to discredit her without any proof.
No. 597015
>>597013Nothing lol
The Avaroe’s really are trying to play it off like she’s the abuser behind the scenes. How pathetic.
No. 597017
>>597004>>597001>>597000>>597014It was an Anti-O discord and everything has already been posted, there's nothing more to leak. I'm one of the farmers who spoke to M and compiled the evidence. Those are the "receipts" you want. I didn't say there's anything more, so I'm not sure what you're trying to do here. I'm not the one trying to claim Maya is abusive.
Posts like
>>596964 prove that the leak was never discussed in enough detail. I hope the ones who were sperging earlier can see that now.
I'm gonna write a greentext version of this to catch up the TL;DR crowd.
No. 597026
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>>597022The Maya-Gate reintroduction has brought about some emotional posts from anons. It’s weird and unpleasant and has really changed the atmosphere in thread. I don’t hate maya or like maya or anything, I’m ambivalent and just enjoy the milk. Could care less about the source tbh.
No. 597034
>>597032Sorry about that, you got lumped in due to
>>597020>>597022>>597027excessively using VPNs to post.
On that note, this is a friendly reminder that VPNs are allowed but ban evasion is not and will lead to a permaban.
No. 597061
>>596447what happened to poshmark clothing pile? is he just salty cause all those $5 or whatever bags got returned because hes retarded?
>thinking they actually sold that many anywaysi wanna see his ebay shit
No. 597062
>>596948>It’s not rare for abusive people to call their victims the “true abusers.”Narcissists always love to use DARVO on their victims, Its gregs favourite weapon.
Defend, Attack, Reverse victim and Offender. Its his go to tactic. Same with lame these days.
No. 597065
>>597062His whole "#metoo" shilling seems like it was defending himself from possible accusations. He's always waiting for someone to call him out on what scum he is.
I hope the M saga gets more traction so he not only has to worry about the IRS and the tractorgate isn't the only thing to fuck him over.
No. 597094
>>597090THIS a million times. Newfags don't know what cowtipping means. Bragging about messing with a cow and thus tipping them off and causing them to withdraw and deprive us our milk. Posting milk
after the fact is fine and is what lolcow survives on.
No. 597112
>>596739lol booty has been lusting for him over a decade, hasnt she? + she literally got outed for posting here and then demodded from discord.
sometimes the onionflake thread has good stuff, even though its usually just passive aggressive infighting
>>596833>another stupid channelHis account hopping to try and regain monetary options on videos is so fucking boring. But I guess I'm just stating the obvious.
No. 597120
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>>597112Booty only got demodded from lainey's discord lel.
Greg's still keeping her as an admin around for some reason.
No. 597150
>>597121Yeah, it's the one where he rips up photos and burns them all melodramatic or whatever the fuck.
>>594842>>596339+ his mom keeps/kept posting weird shit on Fb
I don't think anything has happened since, aside from him giggling when using the word tranny in a different video referring to his mother.
No. 597151
>>597120God I really should check that thread more often. What a fucking mess.
Anyway, here's her post history for people who can't be bothered - this is the dog he is more loyal to than his own wife/husband/spouse:
https://lolcow.farm/other_megan.htmlPoor fatbecca, if only you weren't a horse. You might've had a chance.
No. 597158
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>>596439I thought it was interesting how like pretty much all of the hairstyle photos, save like 2, were of female or androgynous women, so I scrolled through the top google image searches for "Tomboy haircuts" and "Short tomboy haircuts" and found every post lainey showed. She for sure googled tomboy.
Wish I screencapped lainey during her younow days where she said multiple times "I'm not a tomboy, I am trans." to random younow people passing through, kek.
No. 597183
>>597173I find it very odd that she claims to be trans and experience dysphoria, because she does near nothing to relieve that supposed dysphoria, and she never will. Transitioning involves physically transitioning, which Lainey equates to wearing a binder sometimes and having short hair, while continuing to get predominantly feminine haircuts, wear makeup and girls' clothing (for example, she only wears girls' pants, clearly preferring the way they fit her body), shave her body hair, use feminine grooming products, etc. She also doesn't plan on altering her hormones or having surgery to remove her breasts or change the shape and function of her genitals. She does not use or desire to use packers or STP devices like most transmasc individuals, to our knowledge. Her body language and they way she speaks are very feminine. All of this has been pointed out again and again, of course.
But transitioning also involves socially transitioning – that is to say, visibly living your life as your true gender and presenting that way socially. In every way, Lainey still lives her life as a woman, and fulfills traditionally feminine roles. She is a wife and mother, she breastfeeds her children and is almost solely responsible for child-rearing, she likes to have sex as a woman (being penetrated vaginally by her husband, always being the sub which is typically classified the more "feminine" role, etc.), she is solely responsible for cleaning and cooking, which are the stereotypically feminine household tasks, and almost no one in her life at all acknowledges her preferred pronouns or view her as anything other than a woman. She is hardly "out" to anyone at all. I'm willing to bet she doesn't regularly check her family, old friends, or random strangers when they refer to her femininely. In fact, we know she doesn't.
Now, is it inherently wrong for her to prefer to live this way? Of course not. She likes what she likes, and clearly feels comfortable living this way. If she wanted to act more masculine and balk at the traditionally feminine things she does, she would. But the thing is that she doesn't. So what part of being socially classified as a woman makes her uncomfortable, exactly? And what does she plan to do about it? Because to me, it doesn't seem like Lainey experiences social dysphoria at all. Everything about being a "woman" is something she enjoys and wants to do.
And if she doesn't experience social dysphoria, then what does she experience? The only thing we know for sure is "chest and hip dysphoria," which, like everyone has already pointed out, is probably linked more to her desire to be thin, and to present as younger than she does (both for her own purposes and to remain attractive to her ephebophilic husband). All in all, she doesn't have almost any markers of a trans individual.
No. 597190
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>>597122L. Ron Hubbard was in his mid to late 30's when he wrote & published Dianetics.
He was 40-41 when he officially started the Church of Scientology.
Greg is still on track age wise to follow in Hubbards footsteps. And religious institutions dont have to pay taxes, so it would fix his IRS problems.
I actually scared myself thinking about this. Putting aside the failure that was Gregs first attempt "Sicesca." What if Greg did start a successful cult, holy fuck.
No. 597221
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Not Gregs greatest idea to have done that seeming as she is suicidal as it is. Poor girl.
No. 597226
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>>597221>>597222Found her. Of course some idiot fan of his sent him to put her in his “I care about Eugenia! LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE SHE
TRIGGERS” video. The man doesn’t actually care about people with EDs unless it can benefit him and even then.
No. 597265
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Yes obvious tweet about terrible USA
No. 597269
>>597267wbk he's King of the Cucks. He like his little patroen cult, he gets to vet which girls get the opportunity to meet him in the flesh, how delightful for the narc.
Fortunately we all know Onionboy is very arrogant and vain from his various videos of rating girls looks, so his manchild wife and fat groupies obviously disappoint him.
And don't fret anons about M milk, I reckon Swampboy can only focus on legalities before best thinking about how to monetise the abuse of another girl.
No. 597296
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not to go ot or anything but here’s the cake we got for my friends birthday
No. 597300
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>>597277I got you.
REUPLOAD
"What my ex boyfriend did to me"
https://vimeo.com/299948167 No. 597304
>>597296Careful anon, if Onion sees this he’s going to sperg about how you sexually assaulted him through a picture.
>>597269>Fortunately we all know Onionboy is very arrogant and vain from his various videos of rating girls looks, so his manchild wife and fat groupies obviously disappoint him.Kek, this is why it’s so funny that M admitted she found him unattractive and said he looked like Frankenstein. The last time he had a girl in his house he was actually attracted to, she found him repulsive. He can’t get the cute, teen girls like he wants. Must be depressing having to settle for Lainey and the discord stooges. I feel like he has no idea M came out and said anything yet, because there’s no way he wouldn’t be sperging about it right now. He’s got time to make videos harassing EC, despite the legal issues he’s facing.
Tinfoil, but - either he’s seething in silence or he’s trying really hard to dig up any form of dirt he can on M. Problem is, he didn’t know shit about her and she’s private on everything. He failed to get the information out of her that he wanted with his questioning (when M said he was smirking) because she was uncomfortable with him immediately, unlike the others. So, he can’t really respond to her. I just find it strange how he hasn’t addressed the Mario accusation.
No. 597305
>>596988Wow I somehow missed that too. Thank you for sharing.
God damn he really is an autistic psycho.
Poor girl. I’m so glad she didn’t just fall for his mind games and was smarter than that.
Don’t know how a girl so smart and pretty could even get mixed up with that psycho in the first place though.
I can’t een imagine how awkward it must have been staying there.
It sounds like if Greg was out of the picture, that she and Lainey May have actually really hit it off.. but I don’t believe Lainey wants to date a girl. She’s probably bi curious at the most, but clearly a preference for men. And abusive men at that.
I laughed so hard when Greg was getting angry about Maya not being able to set his VR up and then she realised he forgot to plug it in. He’s seriously such a dumbass.
It’s even funnier to me because he always tries to claim to have an IQ, but knows nothing about anything. IE “sans elephant”.
Just sad the poor girl had to experience Greg while mourning the loss of her grandmother. On the other hand, hopefully that made her thankful that losing someone is hard, but it’s not as hard as living with a psycho infantile manchild.
She must have been on a natural high getting the hell out of there.
I really don’t know how Lainey still puts up with his shit. But I guess abuse is all she knows. From what she said in the video about her ex, the thing that seemed to affect her the most was the on and off part of it. Greg is a stable abusive relationship. I guess she puts stability above everything else, even though he threatens to leave her every time she won’t agree to a trinity with another damaged teen.
No. 597311
>>597300Ty!!
It’s sad she doesn’t seem the parallels between her past abusive relationship and her current one.
No. 597312
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>which I also am
Very subtle, Greg. Thank me for my service REEEE
Also, hasn’t he stopped being a vegetarian a while ago because his diet wasn't doing him any favors? Has he picked that up again or does he think being vegetarian for a while grants you bragging rights for pretty much the rest your life?
>I was in an abusive relationship
fucking kek, you still are laundrythot.
No. 597316
>>597312I believe you're confusing being vegan and being vegetarian.
>>597305Lame really knows how to pick 'em huh? David, the ex, is more of a classic psycho whilst Shregstein has more experience in being a raging dimwit. It took her getting together with Grug to realize how much of a pos the other guy was. If by any chance, Lame meets a guy who actually is better than Grug (financially especially), she might understand what kind of a burning dumpster fire this marriage is.
No. 597324
>>597300>says her ex bragged about himself and insulted others while her husband does the exact same thing.>says her ex threatened to kill himself all the time while her husband makes suicidal videos continuously because his wife and kids aren't enough to keep him happy in life.As sad and as fucked up her relationship with her ex was, at least he fucking chased after her, kek. Onion would be ecstatic if Lainey actually left and she has said things similar to this herself. It's funny how she's now become her ex - forcing Onion in a relationship whenever he breaks up with her because she "won't let him go."
Obviously she was assaulted by her ex, but it's disgusting how what she describes to be her experience when it happened is almost exactly what A said Onion did to her. Both were kind of OK with having sex, changed their minds and were forced into it anyways. Just because Onion hasn't done it to Lainey (for all we know, she's blinded by him I mean how do we know what really happened in that hotel room) doesn't mean he's not guilty. And as a victim, I can't believe she says absolutely nothing and sides with her husband. Especially after him grabbing and kissing M. Like, M actually told Lainey she was uncomfortable, it wasn't like Lainey didn't know. So, even though M told her she felt uncomfortable and Lainey knows what that means, she still took her husband's side and tried to make M feel like shit.
No. 597330
>>597312What military skirmish was Onion to be a Vet? I don't think the battlenof peeling potatoes counts. Shit like that
triggers me. It's like stolen valor.
No. 597435
>>597423vet·er·an
/ˈvedərən,ˈvetrən/
noun
a person who has had long experience in a particular field.
Only long experience Gregamel has is being a failed you tuber. (If an artfag could make an image of Greg as Gargamel and Taylor as either Azrael or Scruple, would be top keks)
No. 597436
>>597300Her little spiel about abusive relationships at the end makes me laugh. Greg calls her a cunt in front of the kids, is constantly looking for other girls to replace her (Billie, Sam, M) constantly ignores her, and even her snapchat messages with M imply that
she herself has called Greg abusive in the past. I bet she tells all the girls who like her that Greg is abusive.
She can try to lie to her fans about her shitty relationship but she can't fool us. She also was with Greg 3 Months after she broke up with her ex. She never gave herself to heal.
No. 597449
>>597445She’s such a dumbass. That argument is the most retarded argument ever. She wasn’t walking around a beach in a bathing suit. She was in her fucking underwear taking a provocative pic. There’s a difference no matter how many SJWs Lainey worships try to say it’s the same thing.
Also I wonder how Onion feels knowing Lainey had plans to move in with her ex when they graduated. She had a whole life planned out that never even involved him. He asks like he swooped in and rescued her, when really she’s in the same position she would have been in - just with an older, different guy. Nothing special there.
No. 597492
>>597305>Don’t know how a girl so smart and pretty could even get mixed up with that psycho in the first place though. Isn't M ESL? I swear they had a girl in their house who was. I can see how that would be easy to take advantage of.
>mail order child bridesoof
No. 597493
>>597312>literally abuses his pets and humans>buys make up that tests on animals>etcBut yeah, sure Gurg, you're such a great human. Sorry, an "awesome" "human".
>>597321He still doesn't read shit imo.
No. 597511
>>597468Thanks anon.
>To receive a General Discharge from the military there has to be some form of nonjudicial punishment to correct unacceptable military behavior or failure to meet military standards. The discharging officer must give the reason for the discharge in writing, and the military member must sign paperwork stating they understand the reason for their discharge. Veterans may not be eligible for certain veterans benefits under a General Discharge, including the GI Bill.Apparently this is what Onion was discharged under, even though he claims he was honorably discharged which is fucking impossible because
>Honorable Discharge - If a military service member received a good or excellent rating for their service time, by exceeding standards for performance and personal conduct, they will be discharged from the military honorably. He definitely did not exceed performance. General discharge isn’t as bad as dishonorable, but it’s still a punishment. I can’t believe this dumbass really tried to say he was honorably discharged after telling everyone exactly why he was discharged (not doing the shit he was supposed to when his higher ups told him to do it). And he sexually harassed his superior didn’t he? By dropping his pants and flashing the guy? Or just getting butt naked. No way would he have been honorably discharged.
No. 597551
>>597330Anus is the kind of guy to go apeshit at stores when they ask to see a military ID so he can get discounts.
“I’m a veteran, can I get a discount?”
“Sure thing sir, I just need a valid military ID, please.”
“I don’t have a military ID.”
“I’m sorry, I can’t offer a discount without proof of ID.”
“Oh my god, are you fucking retarded? I served in the fucking Air Force, I was a cop! I was honorable discharged!”
“Sir, calm down—”
“I’m a fucking celebrity, mmkay? Everyone, even you, even me, will die someday. Facts. That’s just the way it is.”
“I’m going to have to ask you to please leave.”
“Are you fucking serious? REEEEEE be human! Oh my god, Onision is a son of a bitch…”
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On Lainey’s twitter people are stating she went from one abusive relationship to another; on YouTube people are calling her an abuser as well (due to how she treated M.) as Greg. Grab your screencaps before she/her mods delete the posts.
No. 597563
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I was sure Ive seen Blasian in his discords and streams licking Onisions asshole. He used her as his scapegoat when ever he said or did something racist. He'd prop her up as his "black friend" or ask her for her opinion on race issues (like the black hair thing) knowing full well she would side with him no matter what.
Is he now calling his Blasian
>fucking stupid
>fucking moron
My best guess is Blasian didnt make her usual monthly Patreon pledge and he doesnt have to play nice anymore.
No. 597584
Before this recent video I had no idea Lainey and David broke up and got back together so many times, nor that they were together for that long. She dated a violent druggie stalker rapist on and off for all of high school, so the bar was set so, so low for Grease Lightning to swoop in and "save the day." It's so wild how that worked out.
What I wonder is, how? How did a fairly affluent young girl with seemingly pretty supportive parents, who had friends and all the resources in the world, with no record of any mental illness at that point, even end up like this? I mean, how did her self-esteem end up so low? How did she end up so fucking dumb? Why would she stay with David THAT long – no cops, no restraining order, no nothing – and even afterwards, end up married to an even worse person? For a totally normal girl from a totally normal home, her life ended up so fucked up. I guess she's called Doormat for a reason though.
No. 597605
>>597409He used to make videos about anorexic girls whose pics where posted on tumblr, 'helping them' long before he found EC and declared her his new target.
A lot of the people watching these videos were anorexics, some of them even linked his videos on the proana tags on tumblr, as
triggers.
So any anorexic browsing through them has a chance of knowing him for that, but not necessarily knowing who EC is because between all those pictures of starving girls she fit's right in.
No. 597610
>>597584I tinfoil that since david is pretty mentally ill, Perhaps even lainey has gaslight him into thinking he was abusive. Honestly the fact you bring up that theres been nothing done and yet she says often that he always tries to contact her just doesn't make much sense to me. She's known to be pretty covert and manipulative as well, She stole from her sisters closet to the point that her parents had to put a lock on it, So its not like she had fantastic morals even though she tries to act like she's better than everyone now.
I dunno, I think laineys exaggerating more than she lets on.
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>>597661Wasn’t he making a little over $1000 before? It doesn’t seem like his patron money is going down. Maybe I’m wrong though, but I swear he was shown making a little over $1000 in previous threads.
No. 597676
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>>597674Samefag, but how long has he had the age restriction on his patreon? Even with it, it does absolutely nothing. The kids that sign up use their parents credit cards, thus their parents probably create the account, so technically the account is 18+. The kids aren’t though. So, hopefully this dumb fucker doesn’t try to use this as an argument the way he did with his teen nudies forum.
No. 597679
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>>597676He switched to 18+ for the faux ego boost
No. 597690
>>597678>>597679Thank you for letting me know.
So, about the "I'm Gay" video Onion did, I started thinking about it and if Lainey is coming out as trans now, how is Onion going to talk about her to other people? "My husband…" I highly fucking doubt it, kek. He can say he's gay all he wants and be okay with it because he knows that she has a vagina and like he always says "if you have a vagina, you're female." He'll never look at her as an actual guy, she's female to him always. So, what's he gonna say when he's talking about her for whatever purpose people talk about the person their married to. Just keep calling her "my spouse" which he used because she was nonbinary? Like, if she wants to be called a guy now, he's going to have to refer to her as his husband and no way in hell is he going to do that. Unless he still refers to her as his wife when speaking to people who aren't familiar with his YT life.
No. 597746
>>597690I think he'll 100% continue to say "my spouse" and argue that it's a gender neutral term so it doesn't matter, bla bla bla, cue dictionary definition of "spouse." There's also a 0% chance of her coming out as male to anyone in their personal lives, just like she's never really come out as nonbinary either (except maybe to Tami based on that "tranny" story). Her sister, her parents, and all her New Mexico friends still call her Taylor for god's sake, and she's been going by Lainey for her entire adult life. If she can't even ask them to call her by a nickname in the span of six years, she'll never ask them to call her a masculine name or change their pronoun usage.
OT, but I've never understood why she hasn't ever legally changed her name if she hates "Taylor" as much as she says. At 24 she's had plenty of time to do it, and they used to have plenty of throwaway cash. Not to mention her husband has changed his name several times and almost got Sh to do it with him. And did they change their last name to Avaroe together, or did he change his name first and then she married into it? Either way, he could definitely have helped her along with the process.
>>597744Honestly I could see it. She realized she couldn't pull off the Billie look, so now she's switching over to trying to look like the kind of guy who appeals to him. Everything in her life revolves around him after all.
No. 597755
>>597746I also wondered why she never changed her name from Taylor, but then I thought about it and I’m not so sure she actually hates Taylor. If you think about it, she never went by Lainey until she met Onion. Like you said, she’s only gone by it in her adult life because HE gave her that nickname. I mean it’s creepy af. He’s named her, he’s come out for her, he’s controlled everything about her and molded her into who he wanted to be whenever he wants her to be it. Like it’s funny how he called her Lainey because of her middle name and suddenly she hates her first name and worships the name he gave her.
Also, he changed his name to Avaroe before he married her, so she’s only taken that last name from him.
No. 597763
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>>597746>>597755http://healthcitysun.com/2012/11/no-cv-2012-09909/ (my bad, had to block out the judge's name).
Samefag, but it looks like she filed to change her name a few days before they got married and the name change was dated for 2 days after they got married.
No. 597769
>>597755I don't think she hates "Taylor" either. I agree that she only denounced it because he did. It's like when she married him and centered her entire life and identity around their relationship, she disavowed her "old self," and that was a part of it. Maybe hearing that name makes her feel weird or sad for that reason. But I'm sure she still identifies heavily with it, especially when she's seeing her side of the family and old friends. I'm sure if they ever divorced and she went back home, she'd go primarily by Taylor again.
>>597758Besides David, she only mentioned dating one guy she met on Myspace or something, and another guy she only dated for eight days who cheated on her. At no point did she even reference that story at all. So I have no idea. Then again, I've never known the origin of that story myself. Surely that wasn't in a video of hers?
>>597767From what I understand, you only have to petition a name change if you and your husband are both changing your names, or if he's taking your name. But yeah, why not change her first name too? It couldn't possibly cost that much more, and you're already updating all of your legal docs anyway.
No. 597771
>>597755I think it's because her middle name is Elaine so she'd be Lainey Elaine Avaroe, which sounds bizarre.
Anyways, she's said before that Taylor isn't her deadname, she just doesn't like it. I know lots of people who don't like their full names and none of them have changed their legal names because of it.
No. 597786
>>597769Right, it just brings it back to the argument of “why does she hate Taylor when it’s more of a unisex name than Lainey?” It’s so obvious she only hates the name because Grugly named her Lainey.
>>597771She wouldn’t be “Lainey Elaine Avaroe.” You can knock off one name, she can just be Lainey Avaroe. It isn’t required to have a middle name.
No. 597812
>>597755Isnt it just strange that Onionboy nicknamed her by her middle name?? Like, with my partner, I wouldnt choose to give him a cute nickname based on his middle name, mainly because he's gone his entire life going by his FIRST name, so if I wanted to use a cute nickname, I'd make one based on that.
It's just a weird thing to do.
He's only done it so that he can create some sort of new persona or personality for her. Its fucking weird
No. 597915
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I just realized this was her thumbnail for her abusive relationship video.. she literally took a selfie with a smug face. She is no longer “almost” as bad as Onion, she IS as bad as him. I’ve never seen someone talk about the abuse they experienced in such a lighthearted way before. The only thing she was missing was a black and white filter.
Seriously though everything she described her ex did to her is pretty much exactly what Onion still does to her. You’d think after the first experience she’d be more aware.
No. 597916
>>597915She's gotta prove to da haters and her parents WRONG. Yeah, so what if Greg constantly calls her boring, annoying and a cunt, at least he didn't rape
her.
No. 597917
>>597746Also Taylor is already a masculine name while Lainey comes from her middle name "Elaine" and ready super feminine, so it would make no sense to switch to that either.
"Lainey" is just the person Onion produced". Lainey is the name Greg gave her, I'm 100% if she wanted to drop it he'd have plenty to say about it.
No. 597921
>>597913Every time I go through this thread I think I can't find anything more bizarre about Onion than what's already been out there.
Every time I'm proven wrong.
No. 597924
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>>597912As hard as Onision tries to promote the idea that he hasn't aged (his most recent 2004 vs 2018 Tweet) anyone with eyes can see what father time has done to his looks. I wonder if he has some kind of Dorian Gray situation going on. But because it was a deal with the devil, Satan had to put a twist on it and the painting that sits in the basement of his old house (now Tamis home) continues to get younger and more attractive as the years go by.
No. 597925
>>597912Actually, he's still got a couple of hours until it's his birthday in his time zone. I wonder what he's doing to celebrate?
…
>>597923…oh.
No. 597930
>>597923< 15 minutes is not a fucking podcast come on.
Ugh its all bullshit anyway. His whole voice message is negated by him saying "this is real" at the end.
No. 597932
>>597930I thought he would of started the podcast thing years ago. The people he obsesses over like Shane and Andy Biersack have been riding that train to success for a while.
His podcasts are really just a shitty OnisionSpeaks video with a black screen, right?
I really think the whole podcast thing is just a way to add filler to his Patreon perks. His fans think they're getting something new and cool.
No. 597937
>>597923>My father is also incest>My father was also a cheater and incest>I have a father who is incestDoes he think the word incest is to be used as an adjective like evil or benevolent? I thought listening to his podcast would be easier. Id only have to listen to his voice and not look at his red caveman face, but I get
triggered hearing his failed grasp on the English language.
If you're reading this, try using "incestuous" next time.
No. 597940
>>597939no, he was saying that his father committed the act of incest, but didnt know what word to use to convey that idea.
like someone who commits rape, you call a rapist, you dont say
>that man is a rape No. 597941
>>597923I don't believe for a second that he was almost crying. Remember his fake crying video where he showed pictures of his childhood? It doesn't seem like he's capable of crying except maybe when the IRS is taking his money.
If he was so emotional you would hear it but all I hear is his usual gay blabbering we know from his speaks videos. He's just trying to make this ""podcast"" appear more exclusive and personal than it is.
No. 597944
>>597923Does anyone know what the catalyst was for his current hatred towards his mom?
It must of been some single thing or incident. He does this often, like with Cyr. Out of the blue because Cyr didnt vote the way Greg wanted, Greg "breaks up" with him and digs up everything he can think of that shows him as a garbage human being, when just a week earlier Greg must of been fine with him because they were best buds. Or Madison, he was cool with her for years, doing skits, and allowing his children to be around her, play-dates with her kids, then she (weakly) spoke out against him and suddenly shes a sexual predator, a home wrecker and deviant.
All the examples of why hes pissed off at Crazy Tammi are from his childhood. Its things that if they were bad enough to ruin his life he would have disowned her once he moved out of her house, like he did with his father. But no, hes "firing her" when hes in his mid thirties.
His crying and whining about her hitting him with a belt comes off as someone who dredges up things from the past because they're pissed about something the person did recently and they have to pile on the examples of why that person is shitty to make sure everyone sides with him.
No. 597973
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>>597956Im waiting for the mysterious disappearance of Laineybot, Shane Dawson, and the hippy neighbor, and in turn the HBO miniseries that will surely follow.
No. 597989
Maybe his hippy mother is a time traveller, wouldn't you want to belt seven shades out of him for all the future shit he does too? I darkly jest, we all know that abuse never fixes anything and i don't understand how someone does that to a child.. but I've got a feeling he's just overly exaggerating the type of treatment he had as a kid. A lot of us have been slapped, punched, belted, and it was the norm back then. HeMaybe his hippy mother is a time traveller, wouldn't you want to belt seven shades out of him for all the future shit he does too? I darkly jest, we all know that abuse never fixes anything and i don't understand how someone does that to a child.. but I've got a feeling he's just overly exaggerating the type of treatment he had as a kid. A lot of us have been slapped, punched, belted, and it was the norm back then. He's not a special uwu abused snowflake.
>>597976 (talking about his mum and adults in general treating him like a dog:)
>like a dog>like i want to beat a dog that won't stop barking>that's what i want to do, i want to take my kid and and i want to decimate him. It's out of context from that previous anon. No. 598000
>>597997Wow. Her admitting that he doesn't do anything around the house, AND that he "called [her] an asshole ten times the other day." But he's not abusive guyz!!1
If she actually had a brain I'd say this could potentially be a spiteful "Happy birthday Greg" video
No. 598006
>>597997Geez Louise…
So, Taylor Elaine's basically admitting that she stays in her safe, little bubble, pretending her life and marriage are #lifegoals and #couplesgoals and ignoring all the shit Gregory Avaroe has pulled on her.
She can't even watch nor handle the truth without getting all teary-eyed or panicky - that woman's delusional and needs some friends who kick her butt to finally make her wake up.
Given her reaction to the scene in which her husband talks about "showing the haters", anons are probably right about their real motivation to stay together. Or at least it's Greg's motivation to stay with his wife…
No. 598014
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>>597997Lainey’s face when he says “I’ve admitted to being verbally abusive in the past” makes me laugh.
That looks like a “you still are” reaction. But uwu Greg has never abused her ever.
No. 598123
>>598001When you go to her channel, the main video that autoplays is her pregnancy pic.
but im a boy
No. 598130
>>597997>I'm in a bad mood [making video out of spite]>I'm cold [still not turning on the heat, Greg?]>>598014Her movement during this is so blatant lol
>got called an asshole by him 10 times the other day [she put boxers on top of the car, and he called her a liar and said she wasn't honest because she forgot she did it [if she did it and not him]]>she hides in her hoodie>soulmates!!!>looking at the love book video (again? she can't remember and neither can I)>9:20 timestamp for I BETRAYED MY SPOUSE where you can immediately see her fall apart>jumps around the video a bunch>"cuddling" she immediately pauses the video and gets up to walk away>"referencing the cuddling" she starts making gagging noises like she's going to throw up "cuddling" does so again and looks exasperated and hides in her hoodie again - stops the video and makes frantic hand motions as if to say 'no stop enough'>"Billie" 'NO, NO I was gonna watch this but I don't want to'>~11 time stamp for IM GAY video "This video means a lot to me" you can see her wringing her hands just off frame takes off her glasses at the end like she's going to start crying>I'm so happy, things are great right nowI like how it's reaction video shit, and she keeps covering the mouth to hide said reactions or pick at her herpes idk
When she talked about not dating/poly shit, I feel like you could almost see her actually personality. I'm basing that on her well written reviews for things irl that have been posted previously.
Also this video is 15min long – that's almost a whole Onioncast!
HAPPY 40TH BIRTHDAY GREG!
No. 598194
>>597973lol this is great anon, I love it.
>>597997jesus, the mental gymnastics at work here. you'd think with that psych degree of her's she could figure out that just ignoring the shitty things he's done to her and pretending the marriage is stronger than ever is an unhealthy and maladaptive coping mechanism, but nope.
No. 598236
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Grugly’s parents…or grandparents, whatever they are
No. 598237
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>>598236Dude looks like young Onion and the lady has them psycho-eyes
No. 598248
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Onion should have stayed in his dad's ballsack
No. 598256
>>598236gpa looks like logan paul. his entire family is balls-to-the-wall insane. His dad seems to be the only semi-sane one, tho? at least he had the brains to distance himself from onion-mama.
i would kill to get the onion clan family history, i wonder how many criminals and lunatics they produced.
No. 598266
>>598219I'm sure she's had plenty of mental breakdowns already, and he just isn't aware because he's busy ignoring her. Watching her gag and tear up as a reaction to remembering Cuddlegate reminded me of all the times they'd talk about Lainey having panic attacks, sobbing, throwing up from crying so hard, etc. during the Billie saga, and how he and Billie would just go do their own thing and leave her to it.
She's never had the chance to get over that situation in a healthy way, and she never will as long as she's still married to Gaslight McGee. Instead of taking the breakdown route currently, she's going the "dissociate from the trauma and bury those memories as deeply as possible" route. Equally as depressing imo.
No. 598296
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>>598291When he finds something that he thinks is going to give him the big views he'll do that type of video over and over for years.
No. 598297
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>>598284These are from mama Onions facebook and she posted them for Dia de Los Muertos.
No. 598305
>>598288From the perspective of a real trans person, it only goes to show how fake lame’s trans shit is. Most, if not all, relationships fail after one of the people comes out as trans (if the other is straight, like onion here is), because of the simple fact that the person is straight and doesn’t want to be in a same sex relationship. Even if they try to work it out, it usually fails.
Give it up Gregory. If Taylor were actually trans you’d leave her ass. You’d never let her transition. The only reason why you’re milking this shit is because Taylor will never transition because she’s not trans. I’d love to see an alternate world where she was actually trans, didn’t want to breastfeed anymore, wore a binder constantly, started T, etc. all the things REAL transmen HAVE to do because they are so unhappy in their bodies.
Taylor wants to look like a preteen boy to attract their new fan base of young, impressionable, tumblr snowflake, emo kids. They eat this shit up because they don’t realize any better
No. 598307
>>598142The reaction she had about B wasn’t because she still loves her.
It’s because it
triggers her, because Greg cheated on her with Billie.
I have PTSD, and I’m not a psych, so I could never say that Lainey has it.
But what I can say, is that I’ve watched Lainey religiously in the past couple years since my diagnosis, and I’ve seen her have symptoms so similar to mine, that it’s almost bizarre to watch.
Lainey has said before she has a severe
trigger, and she said that on younow, she said she would never say what it was because people would troll her with it to try to upset her. I knew instantly it was the Billie situation. But hoped others wouldn’t catch on because I don’t believe she deserves to be
triggered.
She’s just trying to make her money on YouTube. She isn’t a perfect person, but neither is anyone.
I will always have a soft spot for her, despite the fact that I don’t believe she’s trans.
But I loathe Greg with all my heart and soul.
I’m saddened to see she’s pinned all the blame on B and none of it on Greg.
I used to make a gagging noise when I was reminded of the person who caused my PTSD too.
Definitely doesn’t mean she still loves B. She’s repulsed by her and the situation.
(armchair) No. 598314
>>598307i agree with what youre saying but it still doesn't make sense why she talked about still loving b on her instagram livestream. or about having that special place in her heart for her. whether lainey loved the idea of her or her beauty why would she continue talking about her for like 10 minutes. its really odd since anyone else bringing her up will cause
triggers everywhere
No. 598318
>>598288I appreciate it! The more he talks about this bs theory the more difficult it will become to take it back in case of a possible future trinity. Now that he has labeled himself as gay, which lesbian or bi girl wouldn't be suspicious of him demanding to be part of the trinity?
If I were Lainey, I would invite another (ftm?) guy into the relationship and wait for his reaction. He's gay now, after all.
That said I truly believe what anons have been tinfoiling about: he's setting his marriage up to fail "I've tried everything to make him/them/shim happy to a point which broke me." Sadfaceissad "I became so confused about who I was AND THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN! THEY WERE SUFFERING!"
No. 598319
>>598198Time and time again, it's clear Lame never wanted to be poly. She didn't want to explore being bi. She's not bi at all. She is still desperate to be Greg's one and only. Greg just wants fresh teen poon and she knows it.
Lame has locked herself into a crappy game. Either she gets cheated on or the potential new friend who can offer outside support gets run off because they don't want to play Lame and Gurgenstien's stupid games.
Greg wins either way.
No. 598320
>>598319> Either she gets cheated on or the potential new friend who can offer outside support gets run off because they don't want to play Lame and Gurgenstien's stupid games.Greg wins either way.
I agree, anon. But it rather feels to me like either Greg wins or both lose. It doesn't change much, though.
No. 598323
>>598318He's kinda prepared for that with his autistic pie chart about female bodies and male brains.
Funny how that gets no comment from the trans community. If a lesbian said she's only attracted to female bodies she'd be hung, drawn and quartered.
No. 598329
>>598307I think the phrase that specifically
triggers her the most doesn't even have Bilie's name in it, it's really "Greg Cheated" or when he says "I cuddled with her because I told lainey I would do whatever I wanted"
The
triggering aspect is his name and an act of infidelity, because as much as he tries to brainwash her into thinking Billie cheated on HER, she still feels like HE cheated on her.
All of cuddlegate consisted of her getting pissed at greg for having sex with billie, it was only until he manipulated her that she went with the billie cheating narrative. Easier to live in denial that way and then get back together without friends, fans, and family thinking she took back a cheater.
No. 598339
>>598318Anus wouldn’t stand for having an actual guy, but as long as the person is young (18-20 preferably for him — he prefers 16-17, but he knows he’ll get shit for it legally) and has a pussy he doesn’t care if it’s a ftm like Thot claims to be.
And he also wouldn’t stand for having a legit lesbian who is only interested in Thot because he’d do the exact same thing that he did with Maya — sperg, REEEE, make black and white videos about how he’s so rejected, kick her out, and convince Thot that the girl was a home wrecker and not fighting for love or some bull he spouts off.
No. 598340
>>598296Spot on work.
>>598339Not to mention he'd accuse any lesbian of just not being open enough or not thinking properly.
No. 598358
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Just checked my email randomly and I guess Anus is trying this new humble angle that will probably last a week. I pledged literally months ago, I think at the beginning of the year for milk gathering purposes, and it was only like two dollars. Does he really do this shit where he looks back at every single person who ever pledged, ever? This is what he considers work?
No. 598362
>>598297What. This is the same woman who made a two-part video series about how her parents were shitheads for putting her in an Adventist church where she was abused as a child.
This new sentiment makes absolutely no sense, just as Grunts random turning his back on mommy makes no sense. Is every single thing that happens in their family at all totally manufactured for the internet?
No. 598407
>>598307Next plain video: I need to tell you something (my PTSD story).
She would love another selfdiagnosis to add to her list of ~uwu smoll anxious baby~ quirks.
No. 598426
>>598391
>Lainey can’t even cut herself an apple.THIS So much
this.. Foot aspires to be a man, yet her very being contradicts her translarping routinely. I mean how many fucking men (regardless of their sexual orienration) do you know who needs their s/o to cut up fruit for them/ carry them into various rooms within their home/defend their "honour" both online and irl?..
It's astounding that anybody could ever fall for this shit, it truly blows my fucking mind.
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nice they got matching hair now
No. 598474
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>>598407she would love to say she has PTSD, she clearly still ponders on that year or chddlegate and suffers “trauma” from it. her husband legit almost left her and their children.. and she stayed. i bet she hardly sleeps at night and just thinks of every shitty thing in her life
No. 598492
>>598307>Lainey has said before she has a severe trigger, and she said that on younow, she said she would never say what it was because people would troll her with it to try to upset her. I knew instantly it was the Billie situation. But hoped others wouldn’t catch on because I don’t believe she deserves to be triggered. Too bad her husband clearly doesn't agree.
Shit like this is why I feel bad until she does the next horrible thing to reset me back to disgust.
No. 598493
>>598319Even if she did want to be poly (to explore with a female), Greg confusing it with polygamy originally kind of explains everything.
Poor cult man. You'll always have the Patreon crew. Till they run out of money, anyway.
No. 598501
>>598474That's actually insane, like sometimes girls are a little insecure and jealous, but Lainey is actually paranoid with REASON. How can someone live like that and not admit that she's not "cutesy jealous." She's literally terrified that he'll leave her because he was actually going to.
>>598478Just another thing to prove that she could care less about her kids and only worries about Grugly and herself.
>>598495>>598500I definitely find it hard to believe she likes girls because when you think about it, the only thing she's ever done is kiss them. In every relationship, she's never tried anything more and we don't even know if she's sexted these girls. I mean, when they were in a poly relationship with B, it was Lainey going down on Greg, not B. She's never gone down on a girl, nor has she had a girl go down on her. Instead, Grug forces his way in, weiner drooping and she gives him sukmi while he stares at another girls vagina. At least grab a boob, Lainey and give yourself a little credibility.
No. 598516
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Greg seems to very anxious that Fatbeccas internet boyfriend is angry at him.
Does anyone know if Sylar has hacking skills? Could he be threatening to play script kiddie on Shregs websites or do damage to his online presence.
I only bring this up because Shreg usually shrugs off anyones hate to him. He seems concerned about this. Concerned enough to cry to his sooper sekrt group of middle aged cat ladies.
No. 598532
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looks like Becca and Greg finally unfollowed each other too.
No. 598548
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>>598486Even though it has nothing to do with dying his hair the first words out of his mouth in this video is defending his looks and showing that 2004 VS 2018 photo hes been pushing trying to show the haters that he doesnt age.
I laughed at the end because he finishes up rubbing that blue dye into his hair looking beet red and his usual Grugly self…
then returns with a full face of pancake makeup, colored in eyebrows and his hair styled to look like a nightmarish Bieber circa 2010.
I wonder if while he was in the bathroom, rinsing that shit out of his hair he stood in front of the mirror and saw how horrible he looked and started frantically slapping on the foundation/concealer.
No. 598575
>>598426How many grown women do you know who can't do anything for themselves? Lainey doesn't want to be an adult anything, she wants to be a smol child that's taken care of, even though she's a parent to two children.
>>598503If you go back to older threads there are screenshots of her literally saying she never wanted to have a gf. Her having to get used to the idea of getting sexual with a woman directly contradicts her being bicurious, she didn't even want to kiss her.
No. 598584
>>598474>>598492Tbh I feel almost insulted with the idea that this PoS might also be suffering from PTSD. I supppse it is possible as people get it from abusive relationships. At the same time it makes me more disgusted with her as I can see her bullshitting that Billbo gave her self-diagnosed PTSD (plank would never go to a shrink/therapist cause she would be advised to remove the walking
trigger from her life kek) and ~it hurts her so muh, please be gentle, she's trying hard uwu~. She loves to play all the mental illness cards for tumblr clout. She is literally the worst and I don't care about any of her real or imagined issues. She also does not since she does nothing to try to make her life better in any way.
I am scared we are giving her ideas on how to expand her morose persona.
No. 598585
>>598575Right? And meanwhile Greg was desperate to fuck Billie alone. What’s extra sad is sex and the kids are all Grot and Thot have in commom. Grot made a whole video about all the things he loved about Billie and all they would do together: watch anime, make smoothies after sex, she was enthusiastic to be in his videos while Thot’s “camera shy” (sure Jan), and as it was mentioned before, he actually did want to go down on her, but not his own wife.
Not wonder Thot is a fucking wreck, the only thing she can do to keep her husband happy is to let him fuck her dry from behind and force her to watch the kids all day.
No. 598600
File: 1542091419713.webm (4.92 MB, 531x356, Greg Alpha Dog.webm)
Im glad I actually watched that stupid I Dyed My Hair video-
I never knew Greg had an altercation during a 2012 YouTuber Get-Together.
He says he was in on the "prank", but we all know how Greg likes to rewrite history, I'll bet you his heart was racing and was about to cry when this dude pushed him then threw a water bottle at him.
Of course afterwards he probably told anyone who would listen
>I totally knew he was joking, I was in on the prank. If it had been real I would of laid him out, I was a military cop you know.
We all get a peek at how this self proclaimed Alpha Dog, Dom Daddy and all around badass actually reacts when a aggressive man confronts him and physically challenges him… you get a slow retreat, arms crossed, shoulders hunched and pouty face, waiting for the other men in the room to save him from a beating.
No. 598602
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>>598358Lol I did the same thing when people were leaking all over tempcow, so I checked my messages and saw this.
No. 598603
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We were worried about why he had a female mannequin on his Amazon wish list.
>>590220 >>590257I guess now we know why. At least he didn't put a blue wig on it (100:1 Plainey has burned all the blue wigs Greasy owned)
No. 598605
>>598548idk why but these remind me of elliot roger or whatever that idiots name was
>>598560you can tell hes been gaining weight by looking at his gut and man boobs in other videos
No. 598607
>>598600What. A. Pussy.
His posture, attitude, and over all demeanor says it all. He hasn't a fighting bone in his VEGAN BODY™. On top of that the other guy is like 6 inches taller than him too and has to look down to glare at him.
No. 598615
>>598486He claims that Skye just "gave up" on youtube.
Skye was being harassed by his fans wasn't she?
Imagine having your emotionally abusive ex husband still lie about you to his fans, several years after he cheated, divorced you, and got remarried. What scum. I hope Skye can take him down legally for still talking about her.
No. 598621
>>598615Yup. When she made a new channel, he called her out on it and sent his dipshit fans after her to harass her off of YouTube. Ironically she predicted Gergs current ego in her video "The romantic douchebag"
Sucks because she was way better at editing and originality than he is.
No. 598662
>>598548Turning 40 this weekend really did a number on Gergenstein Head.
He's so desperate to look young, you can smell the insecurity through the screen.
But no matter what he does, compared to his pale Left Foot, his face is as red as a baboons behind.
No one is going to poly with a pedophile who has a tomato where his head should be.
>>598615>>598621>>598632Sk really balanced out the older, viral Onision video output with her sweet editing skills and her creative humour input.
It's very apparent from her channel, fellf…, just how much her contributions were to the Onision business model. And the ass tried to weasel his way out of paying her what she was due. Notice after the divorce he kept insisting Onision was his brand, his business, and she was trying to steal his livelihood? All lies.
After she was gone, Gregamel's sharp witty video style of the aughts deteriorated to ultimately a 40 year old screaming all around in a diaper and showing his nutsack sans frank.
He still tried to find Sk and Al to harass them a little while back. He'll never let anything go. In 10 years, if he not in the pen still, he'll still be mooning over Billie and sending her emails to shave her head to fight for love.
Lainey really should have had target fixation on Shane instead of the Grease Monster. Hindsight, 20/20 etc.
No. 598675
>>598486'I Dyed My Hair… And Failed'
Christ almighty, how exceptional do you have to to fail at dyeing your hair? The instructions are on the fucking box. Of course if you don't follow them and wash it off too early it won't take. Of course, Greg can't be told anything, even by a box of fucking hair dye. Education, life experience, the advice of elders,basic instructions are all beneath him. It must be nice to be so fucking full of yourself that you think you know literally everything.I know it's only fucking hair dye but it's a symbol of a whole larger problem with Gurgles.It's the reason why barely got a high school education; why he got kicked out of the chair force; why he can't take criticism & went spaz when folks tried to give him constructive advice about his stupid book. It's the reason he still has terrible acne at the grand old age of 34(an age when most of us have figured out what skin care is best for our particular skin issues); why he lost his fortune to the IRS: because he cannot follow directions or listen to the voice of authority.God forbid he actually do what it says on the box. How degrading to actually use the product the way the hair dye company designed it to be used.
If he was busting to go to the toilet and someone directed him to the nearest urinal, he'd probably hold it in out of spite.
God he's a tool.
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He says his views skyrocketed after Skye left… k Gruckenstein, sure
This graph is fake news
No. 598703
>>598675He clearly read the instructions, don't get the dye in your scalp
>hurr durr my head is the bowl because I'm S-M-R-T!Take it he rinsed it off early cause it was stinging he seeping open scalp wounds? uwu greg
Also why did the narc have to put suspenders on to wear a t-shirt to dye his hair, what a vain insecure mess lol
No. 598707
>>598692>>598698His spikes are his relationship dramas, the only things that get him views or to go viral apart from I'm a Banana which went viral because of his wife's insights into the presentation of the clip.
Those first spikes would have been Sh, viewership noticably stagnated when he married Lainey and picked up again with cuddlegate. I watched him from Sk to the AJ drama, when Sh came back and left again after all the sepsis and miscarriage drama is when I ducked out. The early Lainey years were dull, B got him notoriety again.
No. 598711
>>598705Of course she was bitter, kek. Her husband practically begged her to get a girlfriend and when she did, he wasted no time trying to move into the relationship. I want to know if they ever even discussed the possibility of being poly or did he just google a bunch of shit about it after B had already gotten there. “Is it illegal to fuck my wife’s girlfriend.” Probably taking Lainey by complete surprise and that obviously meant he was attracted to her “girlfriend.” If you think about it though, Lainey is pretty jealous obviously but they both admit they find other people attractive and she feels perfectly fine with that. So, clearly Grug is doing physical things to these girls that’s making her jealous. If he just said they were attractive she wouldn’t give a shit, but if he’s touching them then that’s a different story. And if that’s the case, fuck her for being mad at them and no her husband.
And honestly that’s why he’s so desperate, because B did get him notoriety. If Lainey brings another girl into the house it’s a win-win for him. He gets some more views + he gets to hook up with a teen. If he really gave a shit about Lainey, he’d think about how that felt. Instead of making a video about how he betrayed his spouse and crying because he lost his Blue-Haired Goddess but pretending it was because he felt so bad.
No. 598730
>>598662I'm sure Lainey wanted Greg as much as Greg wanted Lainey:
Lainey just wanted a famous YouTuber so she could be a trophy wife, failed to get Shane and settled for the next "best" opportunity whereas Greg chose Lainey as a rebound after breaking up with A. They're literally just two idiots who wanted to have
someone in their lives at that time and are now stuck with each other because of the children and their egos (since they apparently value their hayturz' opinion more than their quality of life.)
No. 598797
>>598584It’s really not that far fetched to believe she may have PTSD.
Can you imagine being beaten down by Greg everyday, and then being forced to have a girlfriend, then when she arrives she’s clearly not interested in you and just flirting with Greg, and then have Greg just fawning over her while you’re pregnant with his child and raising another one by yourself because Greg doesn’t help with anything, all the while having to hear them have sex in your own freaking house, and be forced to join in with sex acts with a female you’re not even attracted to and are threatened by, and later have Greg sign custody over to leave you for her, the girlfriend that was just supposed to be your own, all along, that you never really wanted?
Just living with Greg’s behaviour on a day to day basis would be enough to screw most people up, she was already a vulnerable weak person when he snagged her, and then he beat her down even more and moulded her into his perfect meek and completely controllable plaything.
Come on.
I’m not a Lainey Stan, I call her out all the time. She does shitty things too.
But people have been diagnosed with PTSD for far less than that.
PTSD isn’t really that uncommon. Severe cases maybe somewhat, but mild cases exist too.
She can’t even stomach hearing the word Billie.
She doesn’t really see her friends and family.
She’s very isolated.
She’s faking being trans perhaps to gain a level of control back in her life, as most PTSD sufferers do, sometimes with eating disorders, sometimes with other things. Gender is something she can control. Making people call her “they/them” makes her feel in control because essential, she is controlling those people.
She’s stuck with her abuser and has no idea she’s even being abused.
Don’t worry, I highly doubt Lainey would ever want to admit to herself she has PTSD, that’d mean she would have to admit and understand that Greg is an abuser, she will never do that.
Besides, she would never read here, she can’t even handle bad YouTube comments.
Another symptom of PTSD is extremely sensitive to criticism.
I’m not saying she has it. I’m just saying it really shouldn’t be ruled out.
We all know what a psycho Greg is. And he got to practise his psycho expertise on a young and inpressionable mind with a clear power imbalance. That doesn’t usually end well.
No. 598802
>>598288It's pretty funny that he's resorting to trying to use the whole "my haters are just close-minded redneck conservatives who fuck their cousins" angle with this to justify the backlash. Most of the people who expressed confusion and distaste for that first video weren't transphobes, Greg, they were LGBT+ people and allies who were saying it was
problematic and baffling as all hell. I'd consider myself pretty liberal, pro-LGBT and well-versed on trans issues, and I thought it was one of the most poorly worded/explained viewpoints I've yet to see. And that's saying something.
No. 598806
>>598797I totally agree with everything you say, I have no doubt she could have PTSD from the whole experience/living with onion in general, except that she WOULD say she has PTSD but chalk it down to Billie being the cause not Greg.
She is clearly afraid to go to a therapist because she knows very well the therapist would be like wtf? your husband is abusive. IMO the trans stuff is just a distraction to fixate on another part of her life then the actual issues. She is aware he's abusive, she's even admitted it and so has he talking about verbal abuse.
Idk if you've ever been in an abusive relationship but you refuse to talk to your family/friends about things that happen because you know it's embarrassing and that it makes no sense you're still with them.
No. 598807
>>598797Whineybot definitely lurks. She may not be able to handle criticism but she willing subjects herself to it. Whiney, like anus, is fueled by negative attention.
I don't doubt she has had a bit of trauma in her life, but most of the time it is self inflicted.
She turns down any help offered to herself and is very quick to trash any friend that does try to help. She is a boring, plain girl from a small town with no real world experience and a narc personality.
To put it plainly, she cannot be help until it is to late.
No. 598816
>>598806I really doubt she would just come out and say she has PTSD because I think that would displease Grugly. He has to control the narrative of their relationship (hence all the gaslighting, his captioning on her My Side of the Story video etc.) and part of that is his constant "Everything is fine now, and in fact we're better than ever before! Nothing I did has lasting consequences and therefore doesn't matter anymore!" story. If she was to say she was actually traumatized by something he did and she's still suffering, he would be angry that she was ruining that narrative, therefore holding him accountable, fueling the haters and whatever else. He also likes his women to bounce back and act totally fine IRL too. He can't stand when they actually have hurt feelings and mope around. Sk became depressed and despondent after many years of his abuse, and he divorced her for it. Due to his complete lack of empathy, he was simply annoyed and bored by that behavior. Lainey knows by now how to be his perfect little punching bag, or else get kicked to the curb.
I agree with all the other reasons anons say she wouldn't seek professional help, but her nasty husband wouldn't appreciate the disruption, and that has to be a big factor too.
>>598812I'd agree, but if she implicates B as a cause for "cheating" on her, I think that also by default implicates Grug. I have no idea how she could twist it to say otherwise. And she can't really claim to have PTSD from her "girlfriend" of collectively 6~ months lying to her about smoking weed. Then again…I wouldn't put much past these two.
No. 598844
>>598789I don’t know anon, Laundry says if she can’t find Greg in the house right away she freaks out and immediately assumes he left her and the kids for good (which is totally a healthy fear to have about your own husband). He can only lock her and the kids out under the guise of “working”, but even then he’s in the damn house. How much do you wanna bet that when he travels away she literally calls and texts him like 10 times an hour.
>>598812I’m sure she’ll come out with a video “I Have PTSD” with an edgy thumbnail where she talks about the trinity all over again (even though her My Side of the Story video clearly shows her stating that she would never talk publically about it again) and says it gave her PSTD so she’ll get sympathy galore. She’ll blame 95% of it on Billie and the rest on Anus, since she does hold him somewhat accountable for the first cuddlegate (and it was the one and only time it seemed like she might leave him), but she’ll conclude by insisting her and Anus are “stronger than ever”.
No. 598866
>>594835>>598822It is actually common for people with PTSD to see their abuser in a distorted way. Battered Women Syndrome which is a subtype of PTSD includes the symptoms of takin full responsibility over the abuse, and finding it difficult or impossible to blame the abuser himself; fear for their safety and the safety of their family; and an irrationally belief that the abuser is all-powerful and will hurt her if she contacts the authorities and seeks help; learned helplessness and dependence on the abuser to control their life. Or she could also have CPTSD in which you have experienced abuse throughout your entire life and have normalized it and have trouble deciphering what normal relationships are like.
Lots of armchair psych today. But it is TOTALLY a symptom of PTSD to sympathize, normalize, or even believe your abuser is a good person and just misunderstood. I probably sound like I a hopping on a bandwagon but I do have CPTSD and I do see a lot of my symptoms in her.
I'm not saying she has any of these things, but that I wouldn't be surprised if she did have one of these as a diagnosis. But even more, I won't be surprised if she does end up self-diagnosing based on this conversation.
She seems far more aware of his shitty behavior now more than ever though, so maybe something will give and she will realize how fucked up and selfish she has been. It is all really a coping mechanism, there is no way someone could remain sane staying with him and there is obviously something major wrong with her. But it will always be "uwu i am a sad boi victim of billie she hurt my heart </3" Ughhh I am conflicted with writing all this out because I know she will use it to just be like "I'm a victim, what about MY side!" But it is true, there have been traumatic events.
Next you know, though, she will be taking a "Do I Have PTSD Quiz" and self-diagnosing. She will either claim to have all the symptoms and blame them on her abusive ex, Billie, and all the mean girls trying to steal Greg away. OR She will claim to not have any of the symptoms or be vague and say "I used to have that but not anymore, everything is better now :)"
Sorry for the big rant.
No. 598888
>>598866but why bring up the possibility of having Lainey having it when it’s obvious she doesn’t? What the fuck would have given her PTSD?
Lainey is a functioning human being no matter how much she tries to portray herself otherwise. “Uwu I cant do this on my own! I don’t know how to do this” etc. Lainey communicates fine, has no problem expressing emotions and feelings, can take care of herself and her kids, is actually really outgoing and does have her own tricks to get things her way.
No. 598921
>>598876iirc after Smegma tried to force the first threesome and Lainey stopped it because she was uncomfortable, he asked Lainey (via text of course) if he could cuddle with Billie because he was still horny. Lainey left with Troy and went to stay somewhere else because she was upset by this. Then the whole Cuddlegate thing proceeded.
So it was more like she left, probably expecting him to say "No, come back! I love you the most! I want to anime and chill with YOU!!" …but then he didn't contact her at all and spent the night rubbing on Billie's body.
Either way, sad and hilarious.
No. 598925
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>>598848>>598876Also this tweet pretty much confirmed he ignores her/refuses to talk to her in person when they are having problems
No. 598958
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https://drive.google.com/open?id=1sGJ9v-x7hG2AZhtwY2U7r5IdwY5Aldvl (Onision's Top WORST Songs Ever Mirror)
I see he's not listening to Shiloh's manager still. 4:05 is the timestamp of the video.
No. 598993
>>598977when HE does it, its just Honesty and FAXXXXXXXX. When anyone else does it, it's dramatic.
I hate this dude so much.
No. 599022
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looks like it's eugenia and lgbt hot takes for the next 3 months, gang!
No. 599025
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1) as if he can go a full day without screeching autistically all over the Internet
2) that comment, kek
No. 599028
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>clean
Scratching your skin with a kitchen knife for edge points isn’t a fucking drug habit, fuck his fans are retarded
No. 599047
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An update on tractorgate?
No. 599069
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According to this quick Google search, it IS possible that Obesion refused to accept the letter/left it unclaimed at the post office
No. 599070
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court transcript gonna be like
No. 599076
>>599070It would be hilarious if his rating underage girls bodies online would be brought up during this destruction of wetland case, and one of the lawyers passed on the information to the Washington State Cyber Crimes unit.
And the dominoes begin to fall.
No. 599078
>>599070This is hilarious because it’s so accurate and realistic.
>>599076What are the CP laws of Washington? I’d look it up, but I’m in public so…. because there were images of I think 14 year olds in their bras if I’m not mistaken? And where I’m from that counts as CP. So could he get in trouble for that?
No. 599088
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>>599078I was looking at the laws, and found this. Had Lainey been a year younger and had he waited an additional year he would have been guilty of this law which was enacted a year after he started grooming Lainey.
No. 599138
>>599028>>599030This is a very ignorant stance on self-injury.
Sorry but as stupid his fans are, self-harm is an addictive, maladaptive coping mechanism. Saying you cannot be addicted to it cause it's not a drug is as stupid as saying you cannot have shopping addiction, BED and so on. Drugs are not the only thing you can get addicted to, even if the nature of the addiction is different and you will not get the cold sweats frim not cutting. It's quite normal for people fighting whatever harmful habit to say they are X days, months, years etc. clean.
I must say it's hard for me to believe that onion's disgusting attacks on vulnerable people with mental health issues could help anyone with serious problems, but who knows. His fans are stupid after all. In most cases therapy (to teach positive coping mechanisms) and solving the underlining problem that made someone self-harm in the first place are necessary, not shaming and guilt-tripping that do not even address the root of the problem.
I think that onion fans that claim they have stopped hurting themselves are either exaggerating how helpful he was or were toying with self-harm to copy their peers behavior. If you hurt yourself because of a personality disorder or trauma,an idiot screaming bs at you like 'your body is beautiful, how dare you destroy it, reeeee' will absolutely not help you.
No. 599155
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Of course small peen boy needs tips on how to maximise exposure to his jap. Wonder how many times a girl has asked Onion "is it in?"
No. 599165
>>599162I believe she has left the household. For the past couple of weeks I've been trying to get hold of her to find out more. She hasn't responded to my emails yet but I'll let you know if she does.
Regards
(cowtipping) No. 599169
>>599153He just can't hide what a sick and weak excuse of a man he is.
He wants to "spread his seed" and "fight for love" and has to marry a woman right away but he doesn't give a shit about the woman after a few months and he even more doesn't give a fuck about his kids.
He just needs to know that every woman he's been with is tied down by him and that she doesn't have a chance to ever get over him. (At least in his mind, he probably still thinks that Skye is watching his content and that she's getting mad when he's saying that she contributed nothing to his channel)
He doesn't want to pay aliments nor child support because he doesn't care about anyone but himself.
But he always wants to remind his exes and their future partners that
he was there firstIf Taylor ever divorced him he wouldn't even try getting custody for the kids but you know at every birthday he'd try to see them just to piss Taylor off.
No. 599178
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happy anniversary greg and lainey!
images are large, enjoy.
No. 599183
>>599179All those thirsty ass tweets to
im guessing girls are so cringy. They read like someone’s creepy 50 y/o dad hitting on any young girl he see’s thinking he’s a fine piece of ass when it reality he’s a sad shell of a man lol
would sage but idk how to on mobile sorry No. 599185
>>599183Sage has been removed for quite a long while in /pt/ fyi.
>>599178So it's literally nothing milky. Just the usual whining we used to see on her main, more "I'm uwu trans" bullshit, and her CONSTANTLY crying for a girlfriend. lol at Gargoyle calling her his husband in that one tweet though.
No. 599186
>>599178>>599179>>599180omg anon I love you <3
Christmas came early this year
No. 599187
>>599180kek where is she going to go to whine about these leaks when they get back to her?
no more private twitter, no more sarah, no more madison, no gf.
No. 599188
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it was nice while it lasted
No. 599193
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keeping an eye on her private instagram to see if anything changes #s wise
No. 599195
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>>599188If you search her username, you can find her new @ name. RIP leak anon.
No. 599196
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wasn't this a lyric she posted when she and greg first got married?
"YEAH OUR MARRIAGE IS FINE"
No. 599198
>>599178Bless you anon
You better unlike that tweet though before she narrows you down
No. 599199
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>>599178Since you're lurking Doormat, if you have to say how gay you are 200 times a day, you're not gay. You're not even convincing about it and it's obnoxiously annoying.
No. 599202
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>>599178>>599178She blocked fifteen people.
No. 599203
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But don't you dare use female pronouns on her!
No. 599205
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Remember when grease shamed B for drinking coffee? Big laughs
No. 599207
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“I can’t trust ANYONE and therefore the private Twitter perk is GONE, you did this to YOURSELVES!”
(Sorry for triple post mods don’t sue me)
No. 599208
>>599207she's so laughable. Anons can leak her private streams and she's like "yeah what can I do" but leaking her private tweets breaks the deal? lol
maybe Gerg's not allowed to view her private tweets and she's afraid of him seeing her venting and recall their "we said you're not allowed to be dramatic on twitter again" conversation
No. 599209
>>599207Lmfao this is actually hilarious. Confirming our suspicions. Newsflash Doormat - you crying about how gay you are or how much do you want a gf isn't something top secret EVERYONE ALREADY KNEW.
>>599208Uh oh, if that's the case Grug will find out eventually and have the talk with her. Tinfoil: he forbids Lame to even use a Twitter account.
No. 599215
>>599213she actually admitted in an instagram livestream back in September that she used to "obsessively read hate blogs to the point where it was the first thing she would do when she woke up in the morning"
i doubt she ever really stopped completely.
No. 599217
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was this about Greg emailing Billie saying he's sorry?
No. 599219
>>599214He probably refused it before he got representation? After his attorney enters in an entry of appearance, she should be receiving any matters regarding the case.
I wish his attorney presenting a better appeal because it's pretty much just a denial (in the legal sense) of fact. Shouldn't there be more Motions to enter into evidence or are they planning on that shitty "nu uh" legal equivalent? Not sure how these low key tribunal type affairs are managed or how evidence is entered. I'm wondering if they're going in empty handed because the assessment has already been done by the expert witnesses which are at the beck and call of the state. It's now the appellant's burden to refute those claims with at least zoning maps, photos and statutes.
No. 599221
>>599217he made the "Billie, Shiloh and Adrienne" video on Sep 26
Makes sense he wrote Billie the email a few days prior, told Lamp about it and then recorded the videos after Billie didnt respond
No. 599230
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I'm now 100% sure that Lainey knows Greg is abusive.
No. 599234
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>>599232that describes their relationship perfectly.
No. 599250
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Greg’s going through his mid-life crisis and Lainey is whining about Billie and being trans on her secret Twitter.
How long until divorcegate?
No. 599253
>>599180"Am I the only one who doesn’t like Billie eilesh"
That tweet is hilarious cause Billie Eilish not only has the same name as her ex, she's also a cute teen with blue hair so that probably gives Foot an
anxiety attack uwu No. 599255
>>599178TY!!!
I think she found out so quickly bc she’s been monitoring lolcow to keep track of the potential legal issues from her husband’s swamp clearing fiasco.
No. 599256
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>>599250He always tries to cut that long top short sides style on himself and fails every time.
Greggspectation vs. reality
No. 599257
>>599250Every day is a mid life crisis day for Greg. This picture makes me physically recoil, how can a person fuck their life up so bad day after day after day. Is this from today? Because so much for staying offline all day, and also it looks like he's alone and that that picture as a still from a video. Fucking yikes.
Lainey spends all day refreshing lolcow and greg fucks up his hair.
No. 599258
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christ he looks rough. those alien eyes, and sunken expression dont help.
No. 599261
>>599258He looks like a frog in this photo.
>>599256And here we have what we call, "The Asherbee".
He looks fucking retarded with this new haircut. He's always trying to replicate other youtubers but he will always be a failure.
No. 599264
>>599256Pewdiepie has a fade that is probably even because it looks like it was probably done by a professional. His head shape is also more of a typical attractive male shape.
Greg's hackjob emphasises his weird oversized midget head. He really should have left the sides a tiny bit longer, the bald sides look awful. I bet he starts wearing suits and weird fitting dated formal wear again to distract and look more 'alpha'
That's what he did for ages when he shaved it last time.
God I really don't want those shitty overall braces things to make an appearance again. He always looks so special needs in them.
No. 599266
>>599248that video description. How is that even related?
>>599253She 100% probably doesnt like her just because shes named Billie. lol.
>>599256wow what a mess. he cant be bothered to actually get a professional haircut and thinks this looks good?
No. 599268
>>599266Why get a professional to do it when he's clearly the expert in everything?
Just saying that sarcastically is vomit-inducing.
No. 599270
>>599230yikes she must've been feeling some type of way… what a great relationship. another tweet said she felt unloved and just needed to go to bed, do she and greg even sleep in the same room now?
welp maybe plain will finally disappear from her ~main~ like she was threatening to
No. 599272
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lol I wonder how Greg is gonna react to her private Twitter. It only solidifies what we’ve been saying about her and her relationship with him.
This tweet is one of my favorites. She’s not denying that Greg is a shit person here.
No. 599273
>>599213>So she does fucking lurk here, kek.Ok, then, Imma gonna tell her now: Lainey, stop obsessing over your gender/orientation status every second of every minute of every hour of the day. Either transition, get another GF/BF or STFU. EVERY tweet was about being trans or thirsty. It's obsessional and ridiculous. Most Trans bloggers post more about the movies they watch & the events they go to than crowing 'I'm Trans!' or 'I am so gay!' every waking second. So fucking undignified for a mom of 2. Get some fucking hobbies, read a book,join a club, learn to draw, go somewhere. If your only identity is being Trans or Gurg's Spouse or a Mom you're a shell of a human being. And if Greg ridicules you for having hobbies and friends that don't include him, he's an insecure little manlet who needs to grow a pair. Seriously, you live your life defined by your gender identity, crushes,and your shitface husband. Get a life. That's ACTUAL feminism, not the pale imitation your controlling husband who dominates your life tries to sell you.
No. 599280
>>599178> also PSA to all my new followers welcome to my twitter that I pretty much only post on when I'm crying at 1am bc no one loves me.she tweets to the twitter that people literally pay her to follow her on.
Fuck off you rusty lamp.
No. 599290
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She knows that Greg is abusive and refuses to take her kids out of that house just to prove a point.
"Empathy is overrated." - Lainey, 2018
>>599244Who? I saw this in tempcow and I still don't know wtf that means
No. 599291
>>599208Right? Why the fuck does she even care, we already knew this was how mundane and immature she was lol
I can't believe someone so self-obsessed and dull can exist. And she's 24? DEAR PLAINEY GET A FUCKING HOBBY OR READ A BOOK YOURE EMBARRASSING
No. 599293
>>599277She’s confusing the critical feedback of being a transtrender with the oppression/struggle of being actually trans. Any ““oppression”” she faces will be through a screen and not in real life. No one is going to beat her up or deny her a lease like what happens to some actual trans people.
The argument that some people can be trans without transitioning strikes me as dumb. I can understand someone being trans but not being able to transition for a period (for safety or financial reasons) and still being actually trans but the end goal is to transition. She has the means to transition but chooses not to becuase she isn’t actually trans she’s just not comfortable identifying as a girly girl?
No. 599295
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>>599178forgot to mention, after the fake twitter caps rsn posted a video of, sarah started following lainey's private twitter again. i'm pretty sure both of them don't trust each other and are waiting for an opportunity for one of them to fuck up.
No. 599306
>>599305>calls greg her suncorrection anon, he is
not the sun
No. 599319
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>>599306i know youre being facetious, but her denial only proves she does
anyway i guess now we know what greek god he is
No. 599331
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Coincidence that Gabriel Susan Luis looks just like Lainey kek
No. 599349
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>>599346>i bet she made this private twitter to be “dramatic on twitter” during billiegate as a compromise to not be dramatic to her audience and airing our the dirty laundryYou know that's exactly why. Look at her first tweet on that account. Hell, her first few tweets were about Billie. I'm sure she's deleted a lot of the tweets that she made when Billie finally up and left them.
No. 599359
>>599256Seeing a normal-looking to attractive dude next to Greg really slams home how fucked he looks.
>>599204I think we all know she's trying to convince herself, some people do positive affirmations in the mirror every morning, Lainey stands there going "I'm a cute emo twink" instead.
No. 599367
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Lainey made an uh-oh! She must be venting on her private Twitter.
No. 599375
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>>599367The lyrics are from Circa Survive's "Dyed In The Wool"
No. 599403
>>599375Posting emo lyrics as a status update is so 2010.
Even if it's just lyrics, she's always posting what fits her feelings.
She sure was sad yesterday because of the leak and either she told Gerg about it and he got mad at her or he found out himself and got mad at her.
She then probably spent their anniversary alone, crying and Gerg was in the shower, rage-fapping to pictures of Billie.
No. 599426
>>599367>>599403Maybe I was wrong about Lainey lurking here, so tinfoil:
Grick the Prick is probably the one lurking the threads even though he claimed he doesn’t because it
triggers him. Or maybe he was just lurking yesterday and he saw the leak, ran through the house and to Lainey and started raging with his twisted tomato face in her’s. That would explain why she freaked out so bad. An anon made a comment above (I think) about how Lainey is perfectly fine with her private livestreams being leaked but had an actual panic attack the moment her tweets were leaked. It’d make more sense that Greg was the one lurking and screamed at her, because he does nothing but sit at his computer while she takes care of the kids by herself. It’d also be funnier this way.
No. 599437
It’s truly dawning on me just how pathetic Lainey is. Take one look at her twitter and all it is are video updates with the occasional retweet of someone sucking her ass, and a rare tweet of her own. I mean super rare. Who would actually follow her? Just to see what videos she posted? That’s what YouTube notifications are for now.
I’m 100% convinced she stopped tweeting anything of her own because Anus told her not to. He specifically made her swear not to “post anything dramatic”, and like the good little sub she is, she just can’t displease her daddy (fucking ew).
Yet I’d course, Anus can sperg as much as he wants on Twitter. He airs his dirty laundry, gets into fights, posts angry or angsty nonsensical shit, and certainly engages in drama, usually starts it up himself. As evidenced by her 10 Things video, she’s quite aware of this, yet never asks him to stop being dramatic (“it’s public HONESTY, Lainey. Be human, cunt.”). He doesn’t care about her being dramatic in general, he cares because almost all of her drama is either about him, Billie, or hayturz. And 2/3 of those things he can’t stand to have insulted, so he made her pull the plug.
She’s even more fucking spineless than I thought, it’s really sad. No wonder she takes her private Twitter so seriously, it’s where she can freely bitch and moan to 13 masochists.
No. 599440
The super sad part is that with the private twitter leaks, and the deletion mere minutes after it's posting, is that the Onions did absolutely NOTHING for their cherished anniversary.
Who is supposed to watch over Trot and Clot? Certainly not mama Tami anymore, her Gurggly son chose to be mad at her for sonething and he put her on blast.
His sisters? Nah. They don't want any part of the drama from being related to the Gergenstein.
His aunt? Maybe, but she is Tami's sister first before being an aunt to a dramatic pedo nephew who embarrasses the whole family.
No one to dump the kids off to, no babysitter for miles.
They stayed home and did nothing.
So my guess is that for their anniversary, Greg lovingly let Lainey look after the kids by herself while he worked on his shitty videos.
In reality, how he celebrated being chained to Lainey was quite different. I imagine that he's been cyberstalking all the girls he's ever interacted with, and is fapping away at his 1 incher while crying over pictues of Billie, Alicia and Jaclyn, maybe Tayna, Hanna, and hot Shi. And eating his yogurt in between.
No. 599443
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4 poor souls have been allowed back (I’m assuming maybe the few patreons she “trusts”)
No. 599480
Anus is a narcissistic, petulant man child who literally stated his brain was “extremely developed” at age 19 and that his brain is the exact same now (spoiler alert Gerg, the brain isn’t finished developing until the mid twenties).
However, Laineythot truly baffles me. There’s nothing wrong with wanting to stay young at heart. Despite her unfortunate personality, she seemed to be a successful student in high school, and had enough college credits to skip a semester or two in college. I don’t think she’s a good mom, as evidenced by Trot needing mouth surgery and the fact that her dirty laundry was stuffed in her children’s fucking toys, but she certainly makes more of an effort than Anus does. It’s not saying much, but she’s the only one who does child rearing. Hell, she sounded like a normal mom when she reviewed a photo place that took pictures of baby Clot.
She’s 24. She’s a mom of two, so she’s not gonna be out partying, drinking, and traveling like college and post-college students. She can still have fun with friends and take family trips and have hobbies like any person should, especially a young healthy person. But she doesn’t. If anything she’s keeping all of the cringey teenage attributes with thankfully leave behind.
She doesn’t have to be a traditional wife and mom, she can still be young and have fun as long as she’s responsible. She’s desperate to be seen as this young, smol, soft, fragile emo teen boy. She’s keeping all of the cringey traits like whining for a girlfriend, being angsty and insisting no one loves her, complaining, and tweeting edgy song lyrics. Most people are embarrassed by their high school selves, but she, at 24 thinks this is cool, young, hip, and goals. It’s not. It’s sad. It’s immature.
People think you’re sad, cringey, and immature Lainey.
No. 599484
>>599480It’s sad she chose this life for herself. She acts how I acted in middle school, I’m 21 now. It should embarrass her but she thrives on being ~relatable~ to her teen audience.
I feel like even in an alternate reality where she didn’t get groomed by shreg, she would still be obnoxiously emo, minus the “I’m a BOY and I’m sOoOo GAY” bullshit. She’s always been this entitled, whiny brat, even before she married her rebound internet crush
No. 599485
>>599403I wouldn't be surprised it Greg lurked lolcow obsessively and saw the leak first, he's a huge narc and I'm sure he it makes him feel relevant to have so many ~obsessed haters~.
>>599460She can't go to a therapist so she just vague-tweets to her paypigs hoping they'll swoop in an save her or at least make her feel better through shallow compliments.
No. 599524
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>>599256Pathetic man child cuts own hair once again, and everyone can tell.
No. 599531
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>>599528You can also see all of his disgusting moles now, this picture is 100% completely unaltered btw. He said he’s going to dye his hair red next.
No. 599539
>>599531>>599524So much for eternal youth
Christ he looks like something out of a creepypasta lol
No. 599541
>>599524>>599531Gross…
I hope he gets red. It'll make his roscea even more grotesque.
No. 599602
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Her tweets around the m leaks are interesting.
Kalvin and M really threw a curveball at her.
No. 599618
>>599178>>599179>>599180How can she keep up the facade now that her life is so happy and perfect when we see how miserable she is from these tweets? She's married to her ~twin flame~ and has two children with him, but jesus christ she's so unhappy. It's not normal. Imagine being an adult woman responsible for children, and sitting up on twitter all night talking about how you wish you were dead. The fact that she just accepts this as her life is astounding.
So many of the tweets are clearly dragging Grundle/their relationship, too.
>i feel really unloved and I need to go to bed>i love knowing ill never be enough>it'd be really cool to be loved>when ur anxiety is at an all time high and you have no one to help u lmao time to die>he is not the sun he is not the sun he is not the sun he is not the sun he is not the sun he is not the sun he is not the sun he is not the>I wanna die I'm in love with two people and they both fuckin hate me>y'all i feel like such shit like i'm never gonna be good enough for anyone>happy fucking anniversary>love isn't real love isn't real love isn't real love isn't real love isn't real love isn't real love isn't real love isn't real love isn't r>>599437I believe he made her stop using her public twitter as a diary because she was making him look bad, and on a couple of occasions actually exposed the truth about him (like when she said he forced her to get a girlfriend). He can't control the narrative if she's over there tweeting shit about him for everyone to see. Of course, he definitely phrased it to her as "stop tweeting stuff that causes drama," even though he causes plenty of drama on his own twitter.
No. 599623
>>595648this sounds so dreadful but if Lainey went on T and got top surgery I think it would be hilarious. she'd wake up and realize quick what real gender dysphoria feels like.
the only reason I hope she doesn't is because the kids would be even more fucked than they already are. having an attention whore for a mother is no picnic.
No. 599648
>>599589Bless you anon lol
I may actually write a creepypasta about Smergenstein now
No. 599681
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How can someone this hideous be so full of himself?
No. 599686
>>599681A self-proclaimed 9/10, everyone.
But really, I can't stomach greg's videos anymore so can someone please tell me what the fuck is happening with his hair? Is it wet? Does it have dye in it? Or is it just that greasy
No. 599697
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>>599681It's a bit like having an anus in the middle of your forehead, isn't it? There's even a faint ring around the, um, area.
No. 599700
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>>599681What are you talking about anon? Gregma hasn't aged at all he looks younger than ever. He looks 10 years younger than his actual age.
No. 599703
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Can you tell the difference?
No. 599714
>>599664>>599711I thought he said he reached out to her after Onion made a response video saying Lainey was crying and that's when she said she was fine. Which she does a lot, kek. Every time Onion tries to use her in some way for attention, she always contradicts what he says or denies it. I'm surprised he hasn't raged about that or screeched at her about how she's a malicious liar like he did because she forgot she put the boxers on top of the car. It's funny how Lainey always tries to act like she gets special treatment from him when in reality he treats her the same way he treats the hatuuurs.
>>599597when you put it like that it's actually enraging. she was literally pissed off that B was getting sympathy regarding Lainey's husband attacking her. why tf would people feel sympathy for Lainey's dumbass when she's the one who stayed with him and was allowing this to happen. delusional as fuck.
>>599602>i just wish we had a little bit more timeif she were normal, this would be about her kids and not wanting them to grow up. instead it's guaranteed to be song lyrics she chose pretending like she cares about some teen girl from her past or her greasy husband.
No. 599733
>>599716I just wanted to add that even the 'ghost man' Twitter username is taken from an old Taking Back Sunday song 'Ghost man on third'.
Imagine being 21+ years old and still obsessing over a teenage angst pop punk band.
At least Brand New was actually good though I LOVE how the singer turned out to be an onion-tier piece of shit who groomed at least one 15 years old girl for online sex. Plainey never condemned him from what I remember, which is not surprising, taking into account both her and her husband's predatory behavior toward teens on the net.
No. 599734
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>>599708Are you one of the new farmhands?
No. 599750
>>599734They are honestly such annoying fucks. We are having an enjoyable convo in between milk but the these new farmhands are going ban crazy. These morons really are taking this too seriously, it’s a board where we should be able to make fun of the onions and have have fun. They are ruining it all.
>>599735 STFU if you don’t want to talk about them then don’t. Your double posts also aren’t contributing to the board so why can’t a few of us laugh about ugly shreg? Bitches like you and the new farmhands are the reason why the infighting has been happening. Just leave.
>>599745 100%.
>>599708Hey bitch I know you have no life but you are taking this position a little to seriously. You are getting really power hungry like really banning people for laughing at a FUNNY picture? Let us enjoy a bit when the milk is dry. You are supposed to bring peace but you are causing infighting.
No. 599753
>>599750excuse me this is my first time posting on this containment area
fuck the mods
but thank you for staying off 4chan
(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 599759
>>599749When they split (which will happen one day, maybe not today or tomorrow but one day) it will be the milkiest season since none of these two know how to have healthy closure
Im mostly interested in what else Onion put though Plainey on a deeper level.
No. 599768
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>>599179The hypocrisy with the onions is limitless. I guess it's the sacrifice they have to make for all that virtue signalling they do to dupe underage girls into their failing marriage.
No. 599779
>>599524oh no, this cut is so tragic - i actually feel sorry for him
>>599531im going to have fucking nightmares
>>599571he doesn't know how to remove makeup, im convinced from previous photos with shit still on his stupid face
No. 599781
>>599750>>599734>>599753No new mods have been hired. If anyone misses the unmoderated days of nitpicking, and a-logging on tempcow then feel free to go somewhere else.
If you want to complain then take it to the /meta/ complaints thread, but don't derail this thread.
No. 599790
>>599787Dang, Silverstein… I haven’t heard that band in years and she still listens to them?!
Emo is dead, Taylor. Time to move on.
No. 599797
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>>599784From shregs Instagram
>>599789Because Onion is daddy and parents get to name the baby. Onion is the proud father of a wannabe emo twink whose personality is made up of different labels and has no other hobbies besides whining about how no one loves them, tweeting song lyrics, and being totally ~*~gay~*~.
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>>598548he did the same thing in the recent video
No. 599815
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https://drive.google.com/open?id=1K6z2KByxjQfsctQ7a2spZQHD7-yi0ELD(SURPRISING MY HUSBAND WITH A TATTOO
EMOTIONAL )
Lainey claimed that Greg cried in her livestream today, yet… no tears lol. Congrats Lainey, you branded yourself with your husband's shitty handwriting even though you know he doesn't love you!
No. 599824
>>599815Ironic that she got this when we were just making fun of how many Onion-based tattoos she's covered herself in, and therefore how many tattoos she'll need removed or covered up when Divorcegate eventually happens. Show them h8rz, Lain! After your private twitter was leaked and it confirmed how fucking awful your marriage is, the timing couldn't be more perfect!
Since the video is really boring, here's a synopsis for anyone who wants it:
>starts out by saying she and Greg have now been married for six years, but it feels like they've been together their whole lives and in their past lives as well>got the tattoo idea and script from his love book for her, which she apparently has lost, so she used the digital copy from his Patreon kek – Greg later states that it was really weirding him out when she was trying to find the physical copy, thinking she was having an emotional breakdown>she chose "you are my strength," says it means a lot to her that he feels that way about her, thinks it is a good reminder of how strong they are, that she isn't alone, that she has someone who loves her and makes her a better person etc.>says she's worried it will be painful and she will pass out, even though it's just tiny script on her wrist>pads out the video by showing the ENTIRE tattooing process sped up a bit>she's very pleased with the tattoo and gets emotional, but says he probably won't have a big reaction because he usually doesn't, even though she wants him to>she says that she wanted to have a piece of him with her all the time, even though she already has his children, his wedding ring, and several other tattoos symbolizing their relationship>Lainey makes him guess what the surprise is, he jokes that it would be funny if it was divorce papers – Lainey joins in on the joke, which goes on for uncomfortably long>he doesn't want to guess and would rather "get it over with">when he realizes it's a tattoo he freaks out thinking she got his name, expressing that it would bother him if she did>he stares at it for a long time and actually does seem to tear up a bit, saying that it's "incredible," but then immediately starts talking about a wrestler who got a similar tattoo, which Lainey ignores because she's busy freaking out about how he teared up>he says that it "hurts" him, that it's "weird to be loved so much," and that this is "emotional warfare" for her to show him on camera – he is clearly uncomfortable about getting emotional>they hug for a long time and have a closed-lip kiss before he starts yelling and joking around about boogers and blowjobs, then he leaves and the video ends No. 599840
>>599824>>starts out by saying she and Greg have now been married for six years, but it feels like they've been together their whole lives and in their past lives as wellCan she stop with this Aquarian Age popspirituality that she sells to her retarded fans and teen poon. We get it plank, you like the Placebo song inspired on a fraud psychologist insisting his clients were uwu soulmates in previous life, can you stop now? Your ~twin flame~ has nothing in common with you and shits on every one of your intrest. You cant even choose your soft boi larp name in peace without him shitting on it.
There is no 'destined soulmates', either a relationship works or it does not. Period.
No. 599848
>>599843I audibly snort-laughed at this, top fucking kek.
For real tho, bitch needs to realise that no matter how many tattoos she gets in his honour Grunkenstein isn’t going to miraculously stop chasing teen chocha and pay more attention to her. The cringe levels are close to achieving critical mass.
No. 599857
>>599824Omggg this is so hilarious to me. Poor lainey, she knows that it's a weird greg fetish for him to make his lover's get tattoo's having to do with him. She's trying so so so hard to be interesting and loved by him again.
And he said it's "weird to be loved so much"? what a response. You know he means it in a way like "fuck, I am never going to get rid of this girl" Lainey, don't you think your husband should understand what it feels like to love someone that much? Maybe tell you how much he loves you in response to the tattoo? I'm sure that one hug and minute of acknowledgment from him was worth getting his messy ass writing on your body forever.
No. 599876
>>599867I meant poor in more of a, this girl is so pathetic, kind of way. No sympathy for the ridiculous lengths she goes to, to try to get him to love her. It's genuinely comical.
>>599815It just popped into my head about how onion was worried she got his name tattooed on him. Isn't that like his wet dream? Greg 100% know's that they won't be together for much longer and doesn't want the attachment of his name on her. He cares so little about her that he doesn't even get off on it. If B did it he'd jizz in his pants.
No. 599878
>>599874Nah, she was planning on it for a bit. The leaks may have gotten them into a fight but she talked about it in her stream last week. It’s funny how she goes from you threw away the love we made to uwu I love my husband we totally aren’t having relationship issues and I totally didn’t argue with him all night during our shitty anniversary.
The saddest thing about Lainey’s private Twitter being leaked is that her fans also know Greg is shit/abusive but they still pretend that they’re #couplegoals to get into Greg’s pants.
They actually are enabling her to stay with her shitty husband and subject her, her kids and the next trinity victim to further emotional abuse.
No. 599903
>>599544i guarantee you it is because he thinks he is better.
i laughed out loud when he did the FAQ while failing to dye his hair and someone asked "what's the best advice you ever got" and i knew, before he answered, that he was going to say himself.
it was as good as when he did the video of 'things that make me cry' and two of them were his own songs, one of which sounded like late 90s nokia ringtone
No. 599920
>>599910Just watched it and I disagree. He knew he was being filmed the entire time. He might like it, but all the 'emotion' was faked.
He even said just before she showed him 'it better not be my name' and seemed relieved it was just his shitty handwriting.
He's real nonchalant about tattoos. When Billie refused to get the Lillie tattoo and the I'm a liar tattoo he even said in a video 'Billie was covered in tattoos so I couldn't see the problem with her getting another'
I mean, he's probably happy that the tattoo had something to do with HIM, but I think he was trying to act 'touched' for the camera.
No. 599921
>>599915I think back in the day she
used to be obsessively in love with him where as these days she's only obsessed with matching tattoos/having kids/putting him in her videos as a way to say 'HE'S MINE. FUCK OFF TEENAGE THOTS'
She's like an animal trying to claim their territory. Same reason there's so many relationship videos and she proudly leaves her disgusting hickies on display.
I think her hairdying and tattoos are a way to say to Greg 'See? I'm doing all the things Billie wouldn't'
Also FUCK Greg has such a red face in her tattoo reveal video.
Like next level red. Wow.
No. 599927
>>599924Watched this when she uploaded and died laughing. She has a few videos critiquing his music and cringey antics. Greg called her an ugly cunt to his patreons but rated her highly in a rating video (she entered as a troll)
I like the fact she hate follows him and I'm pretty sure she's a lesbian…it would be interesting to see her make a video on Lainey's so called 'gayness'
No. 599928
>>599880This is what I was gonna say. Sh has his name tattooed on her and if I’m not mistaken he continously bragged about it. He’s uncomfortable when he thinks his wife might have though? Maybe he holds sentimental value for certain things. Like the tattoo of his name is only for Sh and being chained to the basement is only for B. If Lainey asks to do it for him to please him he probably rejects her because he doesn’t want it from her, kek.
Also laughed at
>incredibleHe was probably thinking “incredible
tears up what is it going to take for you to get out? No matter what I do you are still ignorantly devoted to me.”
And Lainey is dumb af saying it feels like her and Grugly knew each other in a past life because that’s exactly what M said to Lainey. Lainey didn’t say that shit to M until after she said it to Lainey. She’s such a disgusting person. Now she’s going to pretend that’s how she feels about her abusive husband? What thoughts, looks, beliefs and phrases are you going to skinwalk next time Lame?
No. 599936
>>599929Combination of proving the haters wrong and also being a weak cunt.
She's the type to 'stay together for the kids'
She's been groomed to the point that she's codependent.
Greg always picks girls with low self esteem so he can control them.
I feel like early days she was enamored and obsessed and felt important that an
internet celebrity was dating her.
In the beginning she just seemed camera shy and like eager to please. She seemed so awkward.
Now she's had kids to him and has built her own fan base, she has picked up all his narc traits and think she's important. Her attittude is now whiny and bratty.
I reckon Greg will leave her before she does him.
No. 599953
>>599824>got the tattoo idea and script from his love book for her, which she apparently has lost, so she used the digital copy from his Patreon kek – Greg later states that it was really weirding him out when she was trying to find the physical copy, thinking she was having an emotional breakdownwow, if my husband gave me something that important id make sure i knew where it was.
i guess her love is just as shallow as his.
No. 599959
>>599815“I’ll do what b wouldn’t, look how loyal I am to you”
She’s a narc’s dream.
No. 599966
>>599959Do what b wouldn't? As in get Liar tattooed on her and be chained in the basement?
Spoiler alert Taylor will never lesve greg she is co dependent
No. 599969
>>599936>She's been groomed to the point that she's codependentPlease no. Lainey sperged about being codependent after one of the cuddlegates but never was diagnosed afaik.
Personally I am so tired of anons armchairing her shitty ass especially she would love it.
No. 599974
>>599969She won't order food without him helping.
Won't leave even though he cheats and she gets redflags.
Is the main watcher of the kids that he probably made her have.
I'm not saying she's an innocent angel. She's a fucking horrible person and deserves the shit she gets, but it's obvious she's dependant emotionally on Greg.
Not armchairing or giving her slack, she literally has every means to leave him and safetly take the kids. Hell, like anons said, she could even get out safe and turn the internet against him (with the exception of people like the ones here who see through her shit.
She's not dependant on his money anymore but she definitely is needy.
Admitting that she was groomed into the cunt she is, isn't whiteknighting her. Just an observation. I know she likes to be the victim, but that's not what I meant.
No. 600084
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This isn’t creepy at all.
No. 600087
>>600086wth is wrong with you
>>599924this video made me so happy, hope she keeps on doing those with more onion ~ ãrt~
No. 600108
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Just noticed some hypocrisy. Remember when he said Shane is fake for saying "I love you guys" because fans are strangers? Saying it to another Youtuber you've never met or had a conversation is ok though?
No. 600113
>>600110I definitely think that’s why. There is no other reason to ask for neck down.
>>600108Greg knows he’s being ridiculous he just is trying to get her attention. He also definitely jerks off looking at her everynight and stalks every tweet she makes, so maybe he does think he loves her.
No. 600125
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Gurgle thinks he can do a better job than the AHS writers
No. 600165
>>599815Imagine how
triggered she’ll be when people just start commenting “HE IS NOT THE SUN” on every video she’s in with him
now. They were her words (copy and pasted shitty song lyrics) first.
No. 600171
>>600125'Michael LanGdon'.
FFs, Gurg, the guy was on tv since the 50s. How the fuck did you get Michael LANDON's name wrong?
No. 600209
>>600086You really shouldn't have posted this on a site that already has a poor opinion of men, anon. Also, what the fuck?
>>600159You think that Greg would care if Taylor killed herself? That's probably his ideal scenario after her deciding to initiate divorce. Given his behavior, he'd probably use her death to position himself as a 'broken man who needs fixing' and lure in yet another inexperienced woman who has a fixer fetish.
No. 600369
>>600227Plainey killing herself would be the best thing that ever happened to Gergenstein, except the fact the kids would be his responsibility. He'd quickly pawn them off on their maternal grandparents, heeing and hawing the whole time about how he's too damaged and destroyed to look after them.
He would milk that for SO many videos, it would be absolutely endless. He would probably try to create a scam charity about it tbh. He has a history of getting off to the misery of unstable teens and girls - being that directly involved in a suicide would give him a huge "opportunity" as sick as it is. Not to mention the new meat he could potentially catch in his disgusting web playing the despondent, in need of understanding widower.
He obviously can't comprehend actual empathy nor normal emotions - it would be yet another leeway for him into the world of trying to show how he really "gets" emotions and "wants to help" others.
I apologize if this comes off as too cynical, but I have no doubt Smegenstein would be like a pig in shit in that scenario.
No. 600440
>>600369Taylor would never kill herself.
She's the type of person who constantly writes how sad and lonely she is and that she
doesn't want to wake up anymore but she'd never take her own life.
She enjoys her suffering way too much to do something about it. (Be it suicide or seeking mental help)
No. 600494
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No. 600637
>>600494My vote for the next thread pic.
Simple but a sure
trigger for Gerg
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>>600640>>600652She’s the epitome of every tumblr fakeboi out there (with an abusive codependent attitude as an extra bonus). She’s only a boy for the
a e s t h e t i c anyone who believes she’s actually trans at this point is delusional.
No. 600668
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Just something Ive noticed on her leaked streams. She loves using the Walkie-Talkie option on her Apple Watch.
You just know Grugly rues the day he bought a matching Apple Watch and Plainey now has easy access to him.
Before he was able to ignore her constant texts by either saying his phone wasnt near him at the time she messaged, or her texts got lost in the dozens of alerts he gets for his comments/replies. But now he has no excuse. You cant ignore her voice squawking at you from a small metal box strapped to your wrist.