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Onision/Onion/Greg/Gregory Avaroe/Gregory Daniel/James Jackson is a washed-up youtuber who gained rapid popularity around 2009 and has been declining ever since. He has a fetish for underaged alternative girls and a good portion of his milk comes from his attempts at grooming these unfortunate victims
. He also likes to distract from controversy by faking mental breakdowns and suicide baiting. After over a decade of this pattern of behaviour, he eventually came to mainstream attention through a documentary, and YouTube subsequently demonetised his channel. He is currently uploading content to YouTube Kids and OnlyFans. His wife/spouse/fellow groomer, Laineybot/Lainey/Taylor Avaroe/Kai Jackson, is a trans man who has abandoned her Youtube channel and locked down her social media presence to hide away from allegations of sending nudes to underaged girls and helping to lure in new targets of Onisions' abuse.
[last active 2 months ago]http://www.instagram.com/onisionprime
[last active 3 months ago]
Last time:>Everyone was getting tired of Onision's antics, and stopped paying attention after the final episode of his exposé aired, to almost no interest >>837726 >It seemed like this cow had run dry, and his threads stayed dead for a few blissful months >>857151
MEANWHILE… >Onision revived his Twitter after deleting his summerposting >>844086 >>844215 >>844520 with old content involving Skye >>866515>He's been exclusively using his Twitter to promote his OnlyFans, using hashtags like #nsfwtwt while also using a picture of a child's toy as his banner>Published a children's book with 69 pages>Less than 2 weeks ago, revived his main channel and began uploading content exclusively to YouTube Kids (this YouTube channel links to his NSFW Twitter, as well as mentions being an OnlyFans model) >His new kid's content includes lyrics such as "eat my butt" >>866468>Twitter moms notice, and are upset>His husband is still hiding
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>Less than 2 weeks ago, revived his main channel and began uploading content exclusively to YouTube Kids (this YouTube channel links to his NSFW Twitter, as well as mentions being an OnlyFans model)
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>He's been exclusively using his Twitter to promote his OnlyFans, using hashtags like #nsfwtwt while also using a picture of a child's toy as his banner
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>Published a children's book with 69 pages
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>Twitter moms notice, and are upset
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>His new kid's content includes lyrics such as "eat my butt"
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The moral of the story is he's so repulsive that only a stinking pig/equally degen manwife can stand him?
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>>866653>And although the duck smells so revolting that no one wants to associate with him, only the Laineypig is depicted in the illustrations as being covered in filth.
it's great to see he still has as much contempt for lainey as ever
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This feels a bit direct, kek.
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A high school tier management 101 video wedged between "Is It Ok To Be Fat?" and "Savage Texts To Your Ex". Amazing.
I think this is a school project that he's proud of because it's the first time he's had to do outside research for something beyond trying to post hoc justify one of his ignorant opinion (like the whole 'wash your hair every day because I do or else you're disgusting' saga).
When Grug makes content that isn't just serving his own self-interest and/or tries to be approachable on camera… it's both cringe and fascinating tbh.
>2:39: "With great power comes great responsibility. It's important that you understand that just because you have this power doesn't mean you can do whatever you want with it. It's important that you understand you are just another person…"
Is this some kind of shallow attempt at a moral lesson…?
>2:55 "If you are disciplined, you can help others merely by example. Sometimes you don't even have to say anything to anyone else to get them to do what is necessary."
Kind of showing his ass here
>3:03: once against finds a way to mention when he was written up for denying an order passed on from an airmen with the same rank as him.
>3:54: "Subordination of the Individual Interests to the General Interest". >Uses an example of someone wanting Starbucks while no one else does.
probably Grug covertly shitting on Kai wanting Starbucks the other day or something.
>6:40: uses the Joker movie as an example of disorder
>"You don't want to put someone who's always ranting about their opinions right next to someone who can't handle other people's opinions."
blaming vibes of this lol
>>866582>who to follow: anthony padilla
of course it recommends the other pedo. And the other emo boi than his beloved Biersack>>866588
Oh my god, not only is he still on the 'i am a banana, tacos lolsorandum' shit almost 20 years later, he moves hips hips in a sexual way??? WTF. Then of course there is the "eat my butt" shit as mentioned. Also I felt uncomfortable with >hey chicken? How about… using me~ to make a song
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Not being able to filter the reviews/comments about his book has to be torture.
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when I searched "onision" to find his kids book so I could ss the reviews the top search result is the Discovery documentary. I love it.
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Looks like Lainey did get a job kek
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Looks like she’s just a counselor but still concerning since she wanted to work with kids.
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It looks like this job is just a glorified assistant to a BCBA. Doesn't take much to get "certified" as a behavior technician. I'll bet Lainey's the office lackey and that's it. I wonder how long until her coworkers find out about the pedo history.
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have you seen her attempt to skate?
she'll be the cause of another kid cracking their skull open.
You absolutely should upload the video! Looking forward to it.>>866816
My favourite part is the duck saying "well I only wanted to take some free pickles off your hands, but now I don't want any' after the farmer shoos the duck away. The retard thinks it would do a favour to the farmer by taking those pickles from him? Pickles he can eat or sell and has grown for that purpose. What the actual fuck.
An anon commented that the duck didn't try to self-improve… I was thinking maybe it's like those people who have chronic illnes that makes them smell like hell and they cannot do anything about it. But there is no such plot point in the "book", so onion hasn't even thought about it. The duck is stinky because it doesn't wash itself
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incase anyone wants/needs to hear this mess
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the book includes some bonus content
We also gotta remember that Onion calls 32 year old women “older cougars” despite being 36 years old himself. 32 is in the age appropriate dating pool. But onion has absolutely no way of relating or having common interests with grown ass women. A man that still calls women girls isn’t lusting after women his own age. >>866684
definitely a school project lol and he still makes references to the joker. I graduated high school at Lakeland a year after Greg and I have yet to see any of the Batman movies. I know this has absolutely nothing to do with age, but rather personal but what college student talks about Batman movies in a school project? You can’t just assume everyone has seen this piece of media. I can’t imagine being his instructor (I would say prof but I doubt he’s in a college degree program). He would absolutely argue about his grade and every single aspect of the syllabus. Like there is no way he is able to take instructions. What a nightmare. “You’re just a teacher grading my work, I’ve been a published author, producer, media presents, singer/song writer and actor for over a decade”
He probably even knows more about media than Lames sister who has an actual degree and is employed by Hulu
Based off what I know about her job it seems like a very laid back environment. They probably didn’t bother googling her name. However, she is working with Autistic children.
If you want to dig more, looking up her name and the city she works in may provide more information for the curious farmers out there.
>>866880>there are other Kai Jacksons.
Really? Doesn't seem like a popular name. I think you may be in denial, but then again I know nothing about USA demographics. Plus according to >>866780
it's not a job that has high requirements, which would check out with Plank's edubirdie education
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Greg got bored again and started a whole new site. He's been MIA from his onision.net forums. The remaining 4 people that post there have been asking about his absence for weeks and his only reply is
>I'm just trying to live my life mostly away from the web. My focus is the arts right now. Good for the soul.
The new(refurbished) site is onision.com and is
>designed for people of most ALL TYPES so I hope you all feel happy here and really enjoy your time!
It looks like a Disney site.
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>>866884>Positive vibes and family-friendly content only
He's really leaning into this new kids stuff. I wonder if all the money his fans paid to keep onision.net running until August will be refunded to them.
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There is a Kai Jackson that lives in Kent Washington. She's in her 50's. Could it be her instead of Lainey. I mean Id love the milk this could bring but Id rather not have someone like her be around kids.
This is so weird if its true. Lainey finally getting a job and its going to be with vulnerable children. And Greg is pushing his "family friendly" kids channels and forum.
It should read Kai Anderson Jackson then?
The 'Avaroes' change up names a lot, so who even knows.
I think anon was implying that a different Kai Jackson’s maiden name was Allen, not Lainey’s.
(I’m so fucking glad these threads are back holy shit)
sage for no milk and blog post
CPS doesn't give a fuck, no one does
my bff was molested by her uncle and he works at CPS now
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I've been looking through the CBPI website and their Facebook page and it looks like the Behavior Technicians & Behavior Analysts are glorified babysitters. Its a daycare for autistic kids and children with behavioral issues. Hearing the stories about the kids from all the girls who stayed at the swamp, Lainey has plenty of practice. Did Lainey get her foot in the door with this job because Trot was already attending? Not like it took much to get hired.
>40 hour online training course
and the turn around rate is similar to any shitty retail job.
I wonder why Lainey went back to being a "she." It cant be the job. There's a Behavioral Tech working there that looks like Jack Black (neckbeard and all) but calls himself "Lydia" so they seem cool with trannies.
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Onision is going to become a world-renowned defense attorney and sue all the Anti-O's and have his fans lining up to hire him because he was once a YouTuber.
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If it means anything to the legitimacy of it being this our Kai Jackson, their friend Ryan that moved in with them got a job at the same place just a few months after Kai did
no ones acting like she got some "super special job."
scroll up and most of the posts from people that have knowledge about this type of job mention its basically babysitting. What people are concerned about is that she's around children. I know I wouldn't want Lainey around my kids.
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Thank you anon. This is all the proof I needed that it's actually Lainey. I dug a little deeper and it looks like Ryan got the job in July. People on Twitter found out she had been living with the Onions since June >>849594
A few weeks after being found out Ryan left and flew back home >>852874
Or so we thought. But it looks like from the "Last Update Date 11-01-2021" it was a similar fake out like they would do with Sarah and snuck Ryan back in to live with them.
It seems Ryan's still playing fakeboi dress up >Gender Male
I wonder why Lainey isn't still trying to butch it up?
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If anyone needed proof that Greg makes sockpuppet accounts on his forums.
Onision(@Admin) was having a back and forth with his fans Hitchens and Saraglittermepink about how he's dumping the old forums and moving to the new site. I think he forgot he had logged into this Haiku sock account and started speaking like the owner of the site. Only after he hit send did he realize his mistake and came back to edit the original Haiku post by adding the last sentence
>By the way I am Onision.
I couldn't figure out why he didn't just delete the Haiku post and pretend it never happened. But I think too much time passed and seeing that he's the owner/admin he can see how many people have veiwed a particular post (and screenshot it) so he played into it "haha I was Onision all this time!"
I see 6 or 7 fans post regularly on that forum. Now I'm wondering how many of those "fans" are really Greg.
>>866765>it's a weird self insert about the authors personal issues (as a child groomer)>>866588>wrote a children's book as a thinly veiled way to whine about being called a child groomer
Nonces gonna nonce. At least he's managed to piss off a bunch of twitter mom's, that's going to end well.
The thing with Groomsion is, he lies so blatantly and shamelessly in his day to day
that his only real outlet for confession's been through his poorly written books, media etc. - like that female character/protag in one of his books that he sexualized in weird fantasies who shares same name as his daughter - glimpses of truth scattered amidst unreadable sophomoric crap. He's so honest he never admitted to the fact that he had a threesome with his daughter sleeping on the bed.
There's certification and a masters program. Kai barely got her bachelors degree and that was only because Edubirdie wrote all her papers for her. It's possible she had just enough wherewithal to obtain certification.>>867170
If it is her, her employers are in for a real treat when they find the docu series >>866766
. I ragged on it when it came out and Chris Hansen's still a loser and a jackass, but gotta give credit where it's due. Normies have a permanent, easy to find resource right at their fingertips. Onision can rebrand and change his name all he likes, he's still the same wanker he always was because all the 'changes' he's attempted were superficial. Even someone who deceives themselves as often as he does understands that much.
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Greg has become such a pr nightmare for youtube that they actually did something decent for once.
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that's great. now if they could just ban his ass off their platform for good, that'd be great.
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He wiped that channel he was setting up as his "kid & family friendly" channel after YT sent him a message about not allowing him on the kids app.
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This just happened while I was looking through his Onision, Speaks & UhOhBro channels. I was checking to see if any other videos had the Kids YT tags and suddenly got errors. They all went poof. He either deleted or privated all the newest uploads from the Onision and Speaks channels. All you find are videos from 2 to 4 years ago. I wonder what YouTube told him.
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The new "Family-Friendly" forum >>866884 >>866885
he was hoping to transition to just shut down after he was forced to remove his YT Made For Kids videos.
I never signed up for the new site, I just lurked around as a guest so I'm unsure if he locked it down to only registered users or dumped it altogether.
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I'm pretty sure they're privated. I found his ABC song on one of his sites, and it took me to the YouTube page saying 'this video is private'. I managed to download it from this link https://videopress.com/v/Da6yKA1P
but now that's private, too. Anyway, I grabbed it before it was gone.
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>>867237>he knows what he's doing
He used to be able to steer controversy in the direction he wanted. But just like with his YouTube career he hasn't learn to adapt and change with the times and his old techniques don't work. Look at the last two examples.
He thought he could change peoples minds about the grooming allegations by flooding his social media with claims he was raped. All that ended up doing was getting him sued by Sarah and Regina. He played it off as"extortion" but they must have called his bluff because 2 weeks later his main 3 channels, his Twitter and forums had been wiped of any mention of Sarah. He tried to save face by putting out a statement that him and Sarah spoke and both agreed to move on. That was bullshit and he was terrified he was going to lose his ass in court.
And now this YouTube Kids thing. I assumed he was doing this as a last ditch effort to squeeze something out of his dying YT career, plus it was a way to snub his nose at the people calling him a pedo. He shot himself in the foot with it and YouTube must of hit him with multiple strikes on those videos so he deleted/privated them all >>867234 >>867247
He had to nuke so much content that his channels are now left with videos from 2017. Yeah, Greg really knows what he's doing.
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Same Twitter mom who got Greg's kids stuff nuked replied to Anonymous Gene sperging about Lainey's job with this.
Exactly. no1curr about Gene's attempts to pathetically self-insert. >>867247
The funny thing is think of all the work he put in to that stupid video and song. And its gone now. Imagine his rage.>>867253
Interesting. I had honestly never heard about Sarah and Regina suing Greg. >>867240
Hey I said I was sorry.
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had to take a peek and see if there was more context
looks like twitter mom either helped get lainey bounced from her babysitting gig months ago or at the least has confirmed that lainey is no longer working there
Im relieved to know she isn't around kids anymore
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Private then poof. I cant figure out what his endgame was with this family friendly kid stuff. Did he really think he could become the next Blippi? Parents were able to look the other way with Blippi's regrettable scat video from the past. I doubt those same parents would be cool with introducing their child to some man who in a few years will call their child his soulmate and fly out to fuck 'em in a hotel room.
It makes sense. Consider that he attempted novels aimed at teens and YA which all failed critically because Grug cannot write.
He looked at children's books and thought "hey, I can write and illustrate this shit, it's easy. I can make big YouTube bucks with this" and spent 500 hours on MSpaint.
Look, can we all just agree to just not post anything Gene-related here?
It's cancerous and Gene literally always lies about whatever he's claiming. I'm sure the one "reacting" to him on twitter is one of his many alt accounts. Who knows he may probably be posting his own screencap shit here.
So can we please keep the Greg-threads Gene-free?
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hmm, maybe someone is tired of their name being brought up and laughed at
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It did work. It generated a small amount of chatter and he's hoping it will blow up. That's what his life has amounted to. Pulling shit he know will get people to talking. All the anons clutching pearls about this obvious stunt "tArGeTiNg cHiLdReN" as if this wasn't already a huge nothing burger and would be pulled immediately.
Not saying Gurg is harmless. He definitely deserves having the internet keep an eye on him, but y'all fell for it.
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And Greg paid a hefty price for that small amount of chatter. That's what he has to learn. His old tactics wind up blowing up in his face. YouTube ended up giving multiple strikes to those "kid friendly" videos forcing him to delete them or risk losing his channels. And it turned his main 3 channels into a wasteland.
I seriously think him having YouTube slap him on the wrist over this YT Kids thing has Greg fucked up. He deleted his new family friend forum because of it and he hasn't said a peep about it on Twitter, discord or his old forum. After watching Onision for years I've learned he has 3 main reactions to bad news.
He parodies it to pretend it doesn't bother him. Those 2 dozen fake meltdown videos after Patreon banned him.
He plays victim
on every social media platform he has hoping to rally his fans and the general public to his defense. The crying videos when he found out the IRS was going to ass fuck him.
Or he goes silent, that's when you know the knife struck deep. I feel bad for Lainey and the kids. I can only imagine the screaming and banging going on in that house right now.
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No mention that YouTube is the one who told him to take those kiddie videos down and denied him the ability to be a part of the YouTube Kids program. Greg trying to spin it that he made the decision on his own. He had a similar response last month when his fans were asking why he wasn't posting on the forums anymore.
>I'm just trying to live my life mostly away from the web. My focus is the arts right now. Good for the soul.
Id love to know what these "real world projects" are. He never leaves the house.
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his latest pfp is cracking me up
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that fivehead is giving off woll smoth vibes
Is this the “art” he meant here >>867406
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He's leaving youtube for the millionth time.>>867420
There's no way in hell he has the talent to draw that. Its an avatar generator.
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I think it looks more like that dogfucker Tamara, and less like Greg. It doesn't look like Greg at all.
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how many times a day do you think greg is calling her?
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The acct has been around since early 2016. She's uploaded original photos that could not be found anywhere else and has been used to vet some speculations. Most recently anons used it to prove she had been staying with Greg and Lainey July 2019 by the background of some photos and an ankle tattoo that was matching style to a tattoo Lainey got at the same time.
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Chris Hansen was being interviewed by Attwood Unleashed and I think we now know why Greg has been so quiet online. He's being sued in civil court by Sarah and others. Greg himself confirmed that lawyers for Sarah and Regina had made demands and he eventually conceded and stopped saying Sarah raped him and removed any videos or statements saying so. >>867253
I assumed he did as their lawyers asked and the matter was dropped. It now makes sense why Greg has gone radio silent on Twitter, YouTube, Discord and even his Forum. His lawyer probably told him to shut his mouth until the trial. I wonder if he's still consulting Vince Nicotra's sister "FrannieLaw"
TLDL>Onision started a children's channels on Youtube-Kids and YT took it down immediately.>Pierce County Sheriffs were not able to properly investigate and prosecute because they were overwhelmed by the pandemic, protests and demonstrations>the FBI continues to investigate, Onision claims he was cleared but is wrong>the victims/survivors are suing Greg in civil court>Discovery+ is doing a follow up documentary episode>talks about Cloey falling out of the second story window and almost dying>Kai is teaching at a school for special children>convinced Sarah's mother to sign over guardianship at 16 to move her in, groomed to have sex and then claimed Sarah raped them
No new info other than Discovery+ is making a follow up 5th documentary episode and confirmation that Sarah, Regina (and others?) are moving away from criminal prosecution and taking Greg (and Lainey?) to civil court. While I would of loved to see Greg put in jail, I'm more than happy to know that any assets they have left will be snatched away. And since it'll be a civil case I'm sure people will be in the gallery to document it and we'll get to see Greg in his ill fitting little suit, Adidas Predator sneakers and bulletproof vest (worn backwards)
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Unsure if this is the civil cases. Does the "court info" dates mean the date the case was filed?
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why is he wearing the hat on his forehead?
Oh she's absolutely miserable. Remember how smug she was about landing him?? "Twin flame" this and that, always having new makeup and hottopic clothes, beaming with pride and joy in 'my boyfriend' videos. Having those streams full of teen girls calling her empowering and inspiring. She moved into his big house and thought she'd have THE quintessential youtuber life. She thought she'd get to meet and hang out with Shane dawson, markiwhatever, deefizzy-whoever else was big at the time. She thought she'd be walking around holding up a camera in sunny California vlogging going to starbucks doing little meet n greets and making millions of dollars off views and merch like the DeMars or Alisha Marie. She thought she'd have his and her fanbase forever and that her kids would probably be passed off to nannies while her and her loving husbint shot youtube videos leisurely in their big acre yard.
When he started to be an asshole, she was STILL smug because she thought, "Well I'm still way richer than any of you haters will ever be! I'll never have to work a day in my life!" Now look at her. Her life is in shambles. Her reputation is so bad, anytime they're found out they need to move a year or two later. He has no career-no job. They have 0 internet presence and everyone they admired is repulsed by them. No new clothes, everything has to go to bills and food. No nanny. Country bumpkin busted looking house. Porn addicted husband who probably still calls her a fat stupid cunt every day. No choice but to be his live-in bangmaid. Go to work, come home and give him her money as if he's her pimp. I really look forward to a documentary on her someday. I want to see her crack and cry.
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I haven't been involved in an Onision thread for almost a year now but…. have they moved to Kirkland? That sure as fuck is where I live.
Not looking to cow tip, but if they're here I can at least be on the lookout in their usual haunts / get some funny candids of Onion.
Sage because no milk and also I'm too lazy to look back in a years worth of threads to confirm if they're in Kirkland or not.
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They're still living in the cowbarn (with fakeboi Ryan)
Anons speculated that Lainey got a job that's almost one hour away from their Puyllup home hoping her and Greg's notoriety hadn't spread out that far. I can understand changing schools or moving one town away if you fuck up in your little community. But they had a whole documentary about them that aired nation wide. How do you run away from that?>>869068
You obviously learned how to green text. Learn how to sage. Thanks.
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He also has that Onision: In Real Life… Debunked twitter account. The whole thing is tweet after tweet claiming Sarah raped him and Lainey.https://twitter.com/OnisionIRL
I finally watched the documentary. Regina was a bit cringe, but the critisism it recieved here when it aired was pretty OTT. Can’t believe we all gave up on this, and now grugly spends his days pegging himself on OF.
which is at the top of the list?
staying together because of spousal immunity, and the fear the other will spill the beans and one (or both) end up in jail.
staying together to show all the "haters" that their relationship has lasted longer than anyone thought.
staying together because Greg fears losing everything in divorce court and Lainey dreading having to move back in with her family, admit she fucked up the last 8 years of her life and start all over.
I can't speak for the other people here but i'd say you have that list exactly right
I think providing anything that has their current address would be considered doxxing and against farm rules.
But there was a post made back in March 2021 when they first bought the home in Puyallup that showed every photo from the Zillow listing.
3 bd, 2 ba 1,768 sqft - Sold 03/04/21 $435,000 -→ >>826457
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That sitting shower is because the previous owner was disabled. Older photos from 2018 of the front of the house showed wheelchair ramps. Its strange that Greg would buy this house. He has a weird aversion to the disabled. When Sarah was tweeting out Greg and Laineys dirty laundry she mentioned he wouldn't even get in the same pool as "the cripples." Does he think its contagious or he just finds them gross? Either way Im not surprised he feels this way.
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Tumblr is weird man
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Greg doesn't care and neither do we
Yeah i think by "real world projects" he means getting a job at Home Depot (if he's lucky). Wherever he ends up he better pray it's nowhere near children because people outside the internet know what he is too.>>869174>Onision: In Real Life… Debunked twitter account
lol I seem to remember he was going to sue Discovery+ at one point for lying, was it? I wonder why that went nowhere? And now he's getting sued in civil court. It's about time.
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picrel is the latest from his Reacts channel. Newest vid is a year old and ofc Sarah's the first one.>>867406>>868876
Kudos to the angry twitter mom's for getting YT to deal with a nonce.
>Pierce County Sheriffs were not able to properly investigate and prosecute because they were overwhelmed by the pandemic, protests and demonstrations
They had plenty time before
the pandemic so I don't believe that bullshit for a second. There's interesting info about Pierce County Sheriff (and good buddy of Hansen) Ed Troyer, but it's easy to find and OT so I won't go into it here.
>the FBI continues to investigate
My ass the FBI's investigating. It doesn't take this bloody long to find something to prosecute a nonce for. This is why the girls are taking him to civil court, because they know there ain't gonna be no criminal trial. Farmers called out Hansen for lying about his "FBI connections" back then, nothing's changed. One of the girls Hansen lied to Ashleelorrainex, exposed his bullshit about having FBI contacts on video. He's a sad boomer who just rides on the coattails of other people's work taking credit for it like he's always done.
Unfortunate how cows always attract other cows.
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I think this should answer any questions about his OnlyFans career. Heatboss was the main guy who kept leaking every photoset Greg put out. Onision got so pissed he sent one of those template cease and desist letters to Null. You can guess how well that went.
One curious little bit about that post.
>he'll have too much on his plate to worry about in a few weeks
I've watched Regina and Heatboss act buddy buddy on Twitter and I suspect they chat behind the scenes too. We know that Regina is part of this civil lawsuit. I wonder if she whispered some information in HB's ear and swore him to secrecy. Something bad is heading Greg's way. I ask a favor of the true farmers to keep an eye out for any court related shenanigans about Greg in the next couple of weeks and report back.
hey look guys! another "really bad, awful thing heading greg's way!" lets all get really excited about it and wait and then have it turn out to be another complete nothing burger after a few years or so.
in example, if we are to believe Chris Hansen covid has been going on since 2019, which is why the FBI investigation is really delayed.
i'll take my nothing burger with nothing mayonnaise and zero ketchup thank you.
and to drink a coke zero.
a bunch of threads ago, i called them out for their posts being so obvious bc of that stupid phrase and they insisted it's extremely common on reddit (it's not) so prepare for that defense.>>869789>>869790
can you not restrain yourself long enough to keep it from being incredibly obvious that you're samefagging? god i wish your posts would get tagged, screw up and post a screenshot with your prof pic in it so we can figure out what twitter buttsucker you are.
I think you have the wrong idea what lolcow is. We arent here to cry about Greg not getting jail time or the victims
getting justice or fixing problems. Take that shit to Twitter and stroke off while crying with the other circle jerks. Lolcow is here for us to laugh at Onision and all his stupid antics, nothing else.
I've been on the internet since 1994, and laughing at lolcows since before you were a glimmer in your daddies eye, but by all means; you go ahead and tell us "what a lolcow is".
Is it you?>>869852
Not really no, since she isn't talking for me hon.
I ain't going anywhere, but keep seething. Crying takes the sad out of you.
And yes, I think it would be just dandy if Greg and Kai went to prison. But that's never going to happen, specially since everything Hansen touches turns to shit.
What is irony? Telling someone they sound like Twitter while sounding exactly like a Twitter Anti-O, trying to say what we should all say and think.
The only thing missing from your autistic tirade is a hashtag like #IStandWithShiloh, or something.
You are not the majority vote, you ain't jack shit, and you can't tell us what to think. And your definition of a lolcow is kiwifarmesque at most. I seen people, forums and groups like you come and go. I been here before them, and i'll be here long after you go.
But by all means, keep spergin', i'm done with this because this is just getting ridiculous now. >>869858
Honey, you touched me about as much as you made an impact here on what we should say and think. Tell us again what a lolcow is.
Greg wants himself to go to prison?>>869876
Yes, I'm sure my proxies will be devastated, brainlet.
I couldn't of said it better myself. Tbh I never wanted Greg to go to jail, how can you watch a cows fuck ups when they're behind bars. Like with Chris Chan, the only information anyone gets now is his weird "Im Jesus" letters. Watching Greg's life slowly crumble and there being an impending civil trial is more than enough milk for me.
>I wonder if their youngest can finally walk.
One of his last interviews with Crows Of Judgement he mentioned C had balance issues and was having to learn to walk again. If you saw any of those videos/photos of the Onions in public right after the 2nd story fall (Dairy Queen, Lowes & trampoline park) Greg was always carrying C.
A 2 year old falls 20 feet, a height that would kill an adult. Lands on her head before her head is developed? Can you see how the "fall" story doesn't make sense?https://www.verywellhealth.com/baby-head-shape-when-to-worry-5189288#:~:text=The%20brain%20and%20head%20grow,as%20the%20sutures%20become%20bone
. Simply put Kai and greg "said" she fell, when in actuality, they hit her in the head with something.
Don't start this bullshit again. Simply put, linking to some bullshit clickfarm makes you look retarded and desperate. "Verywell Mind
Verywell Health's content is for informational and educational purposes only. Our website is not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment."
This thread is the worst for straight making shit up when milk is slow. >>869953
kek fuck off with this autism. Onion is the biggest pussy in the entire country, he's never going to do shit to anyone other than doormat.
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I've been seeing people on reddit say that Billie is suing Onision. Are they confusing Sarah for Billie? I cant think of anything Greg has done to her that would warrant a lawsuit. He did dox her phone# and that was the reason his Patreon was suspended but that's all that comes to mind. To be honest I cant figure out why Regina is suing him either. Most of the shit she alleges was done by Lainey. But Greg confirmed it himself that Sarah AND Regina were threatening to sue him. >>867253>I got a call from individuals who worked directly with Chris Hansen demanding I pay Regina and Sarah. They stated if I did not pay them $400,000 and censor pretty much everything I said that they would continue to harass me/try to ruin my life
I presume the civil lawsuit that Sarah is filing against Onision is because he continued to say she raped him and Lainey. That makes total sense and Greg is fucked no matter how many videos, tweets or websites he deletes trying to hide evidence. But what would Regina or Billie sue for? Could this be a "class action" lawsuit with multiple girls involved?
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i was curious if onions book was still for sale on amazon (it's not) and had a massive kek at the related items.
Well, he gave all his sexual partners UTIs after all so that's probably not too inaccurate lmao
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Have you searched just "Onision" on Amazon? The first result is the documentary. That has to make Greg rage. Some of the other results have nothing to do with him but are creepy and kind of relevant.>American Tragedy>Killer Among Us>You Belong to Me
The best part of this is if you go to his YouTube channels, AllMyLinks, Forums or anywhere else that he hyperlinks his books on Amazon you get the same first result "Onision: In Real Life - Season 1" He should really fix that.
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Jaclyn is late to the game. The video doesn't bring anything new to the table but I really hope she's mistaken about him being monetized again. When she plays each video from his Onision-Topic channel ads play and she seems to think that means Onision is back in the YT partnership. Am I wrong that any video on any channel can have ads. YouTube just pockets the money. The channel doesn't need to be monetized to have ads. She says multiple times she hopes YT will fix this and remove the videos so hopefully Jaclyn's fans will start mass reporting the kid videos on Onision-Topic. We know Greg's weird obsession with her so having her make a video that insinuates he's a child predator and trying to get his videos taken down, we may get a spergout from him soon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdGegVw8wSg
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Did something big go down the last week? Heatboss says
>he'll have too much on his plate to worry about in a few weeks
and then Greg goes MIA from all his usual haunts.
He deleted a bunch of of messages off discord. The only one left is from late January.
For some strange reason Greg would log into his Forum at least once a day. Not sure why because he had stopped posting or speaking to his fans sometime around February. But he hasn't logged into his Admin account since the 15th.
Same thing with his OnlyFans. He hasn't uploaded a new video or photo since last year but he would still log in every day or other day religiously. I guess to check his payout balance? He hasn't logged into his OF since the 8th.
And he would tweet every 2 to 3 days to shill his OF and then retweets it. His last tweet was the 14th.
Big time tinfoil but did something happen with the civil case?
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4 Episodes so far.
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very telling that he removed any video talking about sarah
he does still have that twitter account that blatantly accuses her of rape. He even says repzion is a rapist there. Maybe Daniel can sue him next
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He's hiding all his lesser known back up channels.
OnisionReacts, OnisionChannel & Onichan are all now called "YouTube Channel"
This is getting weird.
This is sounding pretty serious, has anyone archived any of his shit besides heat boss and oniondrama? Guess the girls’ attorneys won’t need his videos when there’s already enough documented proof for the case to go through.
Well Grugly, it’s been fun laughing at you.
Yeah but this is Greg we're talking about. He thinks he's smarter than all the accountants, doctors and lawyers in the world and he's probably snickering in his little cum cave patting himself on the back because he fooled those pesky lawyers by getting rid of any evidence against him by deleting videos and changing the names on his YT channels. He was that kid who would throw a blanket over himself during a game of hide&seek, and couldn't understand why he got found in seconds because his giant waterhead looked like a beach ball under a tablecloth.
>"if" there is a civil case going on against greg
I was on that side of the fence a few months ago. Very hesitant to put my hopes into seeing Onision pay for being an asshole. But seeing Greg himself mention that he's being "extorted" by Sarah & Regina (his warped take on them threatening to sue him) >>867253
and then seeing him start removing everything that could be considered slander and hiding his channels has me thinking this is really happening. You're fucked Greg.
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>I've made friends with some former fans IRL because now we play League of Legends together a lot
meaning he's playing games with McRetard all day long while Doormat wrangles tards with her fakeboi friend Ryan for minimum wage.
Obviously no mention of why he hid 3 of his back up YT channels & deleted any video, tweet, or post where he accuses Sarah of rape. Or why this is the longest he's every gone radio silent on all his social media since he came into the public eye. I hope the civil court case is causing him to have uncontrollable stress induced diarrhea.
Anyone else tried of Onision using sock accounts? https://twitter.com/OGLEMAN1029
Can someone literally tell him that no one defends a pedophile. Unless they are the pedophile.(imageboard)
iNabber - Onision Responded To Me..>>872362
iNabber feels this post was directed towards him.
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I've noticed that there has been an influx of creators making videos about Onision in the past couple of weeks, specifically about his "cult."
Reddit, Twitter and KF have theorized that this is to get the ball rolling right before the 5th installment of Onision: In Real Life premieres. Fingers crossed that we get a spergout when the docu episode drops.
I am the FlamingoThePedo Twitter user. Do NOT believe all the lies Gene is saying about me, because my account is NOT a fake one used by Greg! For anyone who found my Twitter profile through this post, it's easily proven that I'm not Greg. I'm a failed youtuber who made walkthrough videos on YT between end of 2016 to August 2017 and I originally joined Twitter to struggle to get my channel restored, but all the Trusted Flaggers I talked to kept siding with the slanderous allegations emitted by the stalkers who got my channel banned. Nowadays I metamorphosed my Twitter into a hate account for the purpose of exposing the Roblox youtuber known as Flamingo/AlbertsStuff as a real child predator, after I got accused in 2019 of grooming a 12-year old just because I simply complimented him positively without ANY kind of rude remarks.
Seeing Gene constantly accusing me of being Greg makes me really sick and angry. He doesn't understand that he's dealing with real individuals who are not even accounts run by Greg. I am NOT Greg. Period. My name is Steve and I'm NOT from the US, especially, NOT EVEN from Washington state where Onision lives.
Gene posted a link to my Twitter profile so any anonymous people on here can find me and probably agree with his bullshit. Am I not allowed to defend myself against lies??
Who could you be? the ElOhElBeMad dude?
Report Gene on twitter, and stop sperging here. It won't do anything besides clogging up the thread, which is neither about Gene nor you.
I'm sorry, you're being harassed, but this is not the right place to complain.
Imagine he already doxxed a few of my private info, how do you think I would feel after finding that out?! Gene started pre-blocking me more often with his new accounts which means I can't report him anymore.
Just an honest question: are you ElOhElBeMad or are you a random dude?
I said, victims
of YOUR harassment campaign, Gene! Not Greg's "victims
I put my email because I thought I would get email notifications when somebody responds, looks like it doesn't happen.
I didn't allow anybody to doxx it publicly!(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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I guess Greg is back. He's been playing around with the format and color schemes of his forum all this afternoon and now changed his name to Otacon. He said "the Onision Project is over" >>867461
so now he's going by some shitty Metal Gear character? Bets on how many replies he actually gets under this post.
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Greg's triumphant return and now he's begging for some fan interaction. Yeah I'm sure the reason no ones replying to you is because of some "misconfigured setting" and not because you only have 6 remaining fans on this forum and even those sad fucks seem bored and disinterested.
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He hid 3 of his back up channels last month by privating videos and renaming them "YouTube Channel" >>871325
Now he's changed his name to Otacon and rebranded his forum. The URL is still the same (www.onision.net) but instead of the usual Onision banner it's now called EGHQ. What the fuck is EGHQ?
Has Greg finally realized that the Onision name is cancer and synonymous with pedophilia, grooming, and general disgusting behavior. You can change your name a millions times, its not going to fool anyone Greg.
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Discord is now EGHQ. Does anyone know what it stands for or is it another made up thing like "Avaroe"
Endless Grooming HeadQuarters ?
Extreme Grime HeadQuarters ?
Encephalopathic Greg's HeadQuarters ?
Can you learn how to reply properly? It is not that hard to navigate this site.>>873798
Extreme Gaming HQ or something else try-hard I think we all know how 'edgy' he tries to be.
He had some sad website that started as "The Gamer's Shadow", which was renamed to Extreme Gaming HQ about 20 years ago.
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Its been over a day since his Critical Message post forcing his fans to change their names to a fictional character or celebrity and reply back to him. He's only gotten ONE reply. The reply is 4 minutes later and "Donald Trump" is an Admin so I'm positive its just Greg using a sock account. In the words of Donald J. Trump, "very sad."
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This is nightmare fuel. Also, it looks like he's morphing with the discovery plus logo.
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He's trying to jumpstart his forum. But he'd look desperate if he did it himself so he's using his "Donald Trump" sock to spam all the threads hoping someone replies. He made over 20 posts in the span of 15 minutes. What the fuck is his end game here?
I was wondering what that was! and you're right! the AI morphed that logo in there! thats hilarious>>873904>>873943
He really has problems realizing that his brand is over. its ironic how he once made a video about jojo siwa criticizing her, yet heres the FAX: Jojo once sold make-up containing asbestos to the kids, yet her brand is still fine. parents where just like "oh that jojo!" and carried on.
what greg did however is unforgivable. if i were him i'd just continue with youtube under krai's name and get monetized that way, without ever showing my face and a brand new channel under a completely different name. like maybe that kiddie shit. there'd be no real way for any of us to ever find it. unless of course krai's name is blacklisted too.
he can't though, because he's a narcissist. it has to be about him.
I was thinking the same thing. If you've been on this train long enough you know that when something bad happens in Greg's life he goes to whatever social media he has available and freaks out. The craziest example is when C fell out the window and he's at the hospital making dozens and dozens of rapey tweets that were so concerning that people called the police for a wellness check. I've never understood the connection between those two things. I can understand a man being upset when their child is hurt and acting out, throwing things, yelling and screaming. Its not a good way to deal with tragedy but I've seen it happen before because some people don't know how to deal. But having your child almost die and your mind automatically goes to making sexually abusive
tweets where you're roleplaying some kind of rape fantasy. The closest I got to an answer was during Greg's interview with Dick Masterson. Greg was asked why he made those tweets and all he said is "you'd have to speak to a therapist about why I react that way."
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>>874017>I can understand a man being upset when their child is hurt
Upset, or getting off on it?
I will keep dragging up that tweet because its so significant. his toddler daughter fell from the second story window on to the pavement, she was in the hospital fighting for her life and her father Greg was tweeting that from the same hospital outside the ER room in which the doctors were trying to save her.
How the cops or CPS never confronted him about that one is beyond me.
Greg is sick.
I remember when Onision made it to a reddit post on a board my boyfriend visits. He was telling me all about this freak and laughing at how gross and ridiculous he was when I said "it gets worse" and I mentioned C and these tweets. I've never seen his face get dark and he said "Fuck…I can't listen to this" and stopped mentioning Onision because it wasn't funny anymore. I can't believe this got as dark as it did. I don't what was more disturbing, the fact that he videoed her bleeding on the pavement so he'd have evidence that it was a fall or these tweets. Parents can't even look at their kids after a severe accident but this guy recorded it. Then these tweets during surgery. I'm not trying to psychfag, but you've got to think about how those with severe personality disorders start spiraling. How Narcissists become less successful as they age and unable to manipulate people as they once did. >>873943
It's always surprising when your 101 textbook cases are so clearly demonstrated in real life. I would have rolled my eyes to this >>874044
but it's honestly possible with how Greg is actually a pedophilia in grooming Sarah and the tweets about his daughter's situation. Fuck anon, let's hope this won't come true. Watching barely legal teens get abused even though they're repeatedly putting themselves in the situation was hard enough. And I'm 100% sure Greg is out there trying to groom barely legals. >>874057
To this day, we're still not sure if C relearned to walk properly?
Its been a year and a half since the last 3 sightings of the onion family (Lowes, Dairy Queen & Trampoline park) In each instance Greg was carrying C and she had some kind of medical boot on. Who knows if she's 100% now. Her issues with walking wasn't because of a broken bone, it was the severe brain injury that caused so much damage she had issues with her balance and had to relearn how to walk.
I don't think Greg would do something as disgusting as SA his daughter. But I do believe he'll start doing really creepy borderline immoral stuff as she reaches her teens, similar to the naked massage him and his mother enjoyed. And when Lainey finds out or catches him he will manipulate her and Lainey will turn a blind eye. Knowing Lainey's history she might even blame her own daughter. One things for sure I'm positive that when C reaches Jr high school age Greg will start creeping on her friends. Trying to be the "cool dad" and hosting sleep overs at his home.
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Greg changed his forum name again. Now he's calling himself Jin Sakai.
He also created a brand new Admin acct, Cloud Strife.
That Haiku account that he was using to pretend to be a fan and then got caught >>867101
is now called Mihael Keehl.
If you check the forums recent activity its just Greg making new accounts and talking to himself. I almost feel bad for him. He's the weird kid that has to play with his imaginary friends because the rest of the neighborhood kids think he's strange and wont hang out with him.
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I am sure I have seen that written somewhere before, I am gonna have to have a big think about where I seen it…>>874081
How desperate is he for attention that he does that? Making accounts just to reply to them. Is it to keep himself busy or a reason to avoid his family?
reading about her injuries in the police report is it any wonder she's pretty much broken for the rest of her life? its bad enough if you drop a toddler or baby on the floor by accident as a parent, but 2 stories down on the cement drive way? that would be bad even for us adults, let alone a little tiny child. i don't know if there are any medical anons on here but they could probably tell you more about those injuries specifically.
as for sexually, given how demented and deranged Greg is and also his incest fetish, i wouldn't put it past him and i would not be surprised. but i hope and pray to god that he wont. then again even lainey cried when she learned she was having a daughter knowing better than any of us how greg is. why she hasn't left his ass remains the worlds biggest mystery. might i also add that greg has had a weirdly incestuous relationship with his own mother who gave him full naked body massages?>>874065
even if you try to play devils advocate with that tweet situation it falls apart at the seems, say that we do and its a thing where Greg tried to distract himself from the horrendous accident then still it won't add up why he did that tweet specifically about the window and "destroying her".>>874081
Mihael Keel is also from Death Note. Greg never really got over that cartoon, and its not surprising to know why. I seen that show several times and its about a raging narcissist tweenie bopper whom girls (and even japan teen idols) swoon over and he has all the power in the world to kill people by simply writing down their name in a notebook.
Literally Gregory's wet dream.>>874097
To be quite honest with you Greg has this way of rationalizing the awful. He would be exactly the kind of guy who would say: "Its my daughter, I can do whatever i want with her. And better I break her in than someone else?"
I'm not saying that he would, but again it would not surprise me because he fits that profile to a t.
he's a total sociopath in the least, remember that proud instagram story he once posted? where a man had collapsed on the floor in the supermarket and he walked by smirking and bragging how he didn't give a fuck?
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This Reddit thread reminded me of Onision. Couldn’t be them because they only have 2 kids and the ages are a bit off… right?
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>>873828>renamed to Extreme Gaming HQ about 20 years ago.
this ss of Greg's old website was posted on the other farms.
hes seriously waxing nostalgic, wishing he could go back to a time before he was known as a grooming pedophile.
The ages for the husband and wife are off by a year (+ & -) and they don't have 3 kids with one on the way. But it did make me think of Fakeboi Ryans reddit post from 5 years ago that someone found. It was in the an older thread. >>849676
Did anything come of that sighting of Greg and some "short latina" at the movie theater last year? Greg NEEDS to have something other than Lainey to stick his dick in and she's so easy to play Im sure he can talk her into another "poly relationship" that's just basically him fucking the 3rd when Laineys not around.
Haha! Wow, that is WONDERFUL. My cheeks are hurting from grinning.
I had to read it 3 times to take in all the classic Gregory. He hasn't changed a bit.
You're right, this is legitimately regressing to (or remaining trapped in) an earlier age. Haha, amazing, I'm getting teary-eyed.
Eh, then a big …oof
… on that last paragraph, hey? It only takes a reminder of what happened to C to bring back the sads. What a rollercoaster.
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maybe he'll start ghost hunting again, and ya he did that shit in the past. i couldn't find images of the website anymore but he also tweeted about it once (related)
he's definitely on the spectrum.>>874173
indeed that aged like sour milk. good grief. failed to watch their kids. right-o, gregory.
(and taylor, might I add)
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It's most likely because Lainey was wearing a mask. It's a well known fact that wearing a mask makes you look more ethnic. I'm Swedish (blonde hair, blue eyes) but when I go out wearing a mask I get mistaken for Aboriginal all the time. You put a mask on Lainey and she could pass for Bella Poarch.
What are you talking about you moron, they look nothing alike.
>>I have blonde hair, blue eyes and I get mistaken for an aboriginal.
Tell us you have no idea what you are talking about without telling us that you have no idea what you are talking about.
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Anyone see this clown trying to get rid of Anonymous Gene? Yea, best of luck clown. Super odd he only defends Onision and wants to get rid of Gene.
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It's only been 20 days since his farewell message to his fans on Discord and Forum. >>872362>this is the last you hear from me. because it means I'm probably being successfully a boring loser IRL rather than updating the "Onision" Discord
He's been spamming his Forum for the past week with sock accounts. I've counted over 40 messages in all from his real account Jin_Sakai, sock accounts Cloud_Strife, Mihael_Keehn >>874081
and recently discovered socks TechnicalGuy & Seeairuhhmist. Basically the only activity on that forum is Greg, multiple sock accounts and some woman named Kaitlind.
He's been posting more from his real account Jin_Sakai the past 48 hours. I was amused to see this particular post. Is he really fishing for ideas on how to dig himself out of the financial pit he's put himself in by asking advice from his brain dead fans? Greg put all his eggs into the YouTube basket and didn't save any money for a rainy day. Instead he spent it on buying every shiny new electronic toy that came out, multiple Teslas, gear to make his music and singing sound better and plane tickets for girls to come live with him and Lainey. What other income does he have? I'm guessing Lainey has a job somewhere and is bringing in minimum wage while Greg cares for(ignores) the kids. OnlyFans must not be bringing in the cash he thought it would if he's asking people like Kaitlyn and McRetard for financial guidance.
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Could be nothing but I thought it was interesting given current events.
The irony of a jobless moron who put "Perpetual Youth" on his UWU Couple's Goals board (fucking TWICE!) now looking for retirement advice from 2 idiot paypigs…
LMAO what a worthless cretin he is.
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The forums url onision.net is no more. It redirects to eghq.com
Your guess is as good as mine why he's trying to wipe the Onision moniker off the internet. Or at the least distance "James Jackson" from the Onision name.
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The only idiots posting on that forum are Kaitlind, Greg and his many, many sockpuppets.
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I hope some troll gobbles up all his websites and does something like redirect to lifeofonion.com, Chris Hansen's YT channel, or something similar that would make him sperg.
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She's working hard.
Using 10 year old beauty filter photos as a PFP.
Sending MULTIPLE gifts to buy his affection.
But don't discount her. Greg thought Sarah was the most disgusting thing on the face of the Earth. He eventually had to settle and fucked her because no one else would dare visit that forsaken house.
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When I read this I seriously thought this could be a statement Onision put out trying to defend himself when Sarah, Regina, Shiloh and the other girls were tweeting out all the shit Greg did.
I enjoyed the videos you did on Onision John. But you should have heeded that famous quote
>Beware that when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster
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Aren't you suppose to give your loyal fans a heads up weeks before you change the websites name, redirect the url (and fuck that up because you now get a broken link "This site can’t be reached") and play around with the Admins? Its like he did all this sneaky shit and finally had to address it.
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>>874993>How much is he charging to post in that shitty forum?
I don't think this is monthly subscriptions. Its how much has been donated from day one to the present.
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McFly is not like those other lowly simps. She doesn't just give a fiver here or a twenty there. She's spent thousands on Greg. He's said it himself. Last year when the "Sarah Speaks" docu episode dropped he was manic, streaming and uploading video after video trying to push the "Sarah raped us" story. And in one of those vids he let it slip how much McFly has been giving him. It's probably gifts and the occasional cash transfer via Venmo. That video was almost a year ago. I wonder how much the total is now.
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For over 6 months Greg has been using Twitter to shill his OnlyFans and those depressing "50% off for 30 days!" deals Now its all about EGHQ (dOt COm) Is this a sign his OnlyFans tanked?
Looks like he's trying to drive traffic to his born again forum. What happened to him "living in the real world" and being "a successfully boring loser IRL" then giving a big farewell? He really needs that ego stroked online.
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I have no fucking idea what he's tweeting about.
What lawyer. Dylan the wondertard? >>875204
Didn't his OF pretty much die on arrival? He would've been making content for three bored kiwis.
he's grasping at straws and at the same time getting off narcissistic comparing himself to people that are actually relevant and thus willing to die on that hill. greg truly is the definition of irony, considering he's willing to compare himself to Depp without him even having been proven innocent yet (if you ask me by now, i think both depp and amber heard are just toxic
and crazy). then on the other hand he claims to be super duper fan of the law and all that, yet condemned people once for subscribing to OJ Simpson. technically at the time OJ Simpson was proven innocent. (sure if he truly was is severely debatable, but still)
greg always paints himself in to a corner. he thinks he's smart yet i seen cats and dogs that are smarter than greg.
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING KAITLIND!
You're pulling the curtain back and letting everyone see Greg's using sock-puppets. You just fucked up your chance of being flown out to the cow shack and being accused of raping him and Lainey.
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Is Onision going to sue Jeffery?
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He's either going to sperg or try to jump on the bandwagon and shove bananas up his ass on his OnlyFans
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I'm not sure if this is confirmed information or just strong tinfoiling on KF. But it makes sense. Greg told Billy the Fridge he was going to have to do Uber or Lyft. Food delivery is much more in Onisions comfort zone. If he was working ride sharing he'd have contact with his fares and they may recognize his voice or side of his monster head. With DoorDash/UberEats he just drops the food at the customers front door and walks away.
I was really hoping Greg would get a job where he had to interact with the public so we'd get stories on Twitter from ppl who saw him.
>I think Onision was my Uber driver, he wouldn't unlock the door until I gave him a bigger tip.
>I saw Onision cleaning the women's bathroom at Target, he was hiding in the handicap stall pretending to clean the toilet and peeking at the girls that came in.
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I guarantee Jeffree Star has an inbox full of emails from Onision. The emails start with friendly requests from Greg that they collab on banana lipstick and then deteriorate into psychotic threats of copyright infringement lawsuits and wild accusations that Jeffree raped him.
Wdym? They have a pantry full of pop-tarts, you can easily leave the kids unsupervised for a couple of days.
All bad jokes aside, if the Ryan girl-dude still lives there, they've probably taken on the role of a live-in nanny.
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Trying to push his EGHQ Forum on Twitter was a failure. So its back to OnlyFans whoring.
Is it just me or does his "OMG you guys are so supportive of my OF thank you so much" seem disingenuous and hollow. He's puffing up his OF as if its wildly successful when he hasn't added any new content for months and his subs are in a steady decline. The only users still there are the dumbfucks who have forgotten they have a reoccurring monthly charge. Fake it till you make it I guess.
He's going by Greg again?
"Is it just me or does his "OMG you guys are so supportive of my OF thank you so much" seem disingenuous and hollow."
OF COURSE it does, because anything he ever says or does is disingenuous. he's a total narcissistic sociopath. he has no feelings to show.
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and no, not gene.
gene generally fails.
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I knew he'd have to give his 2 cents. Hedging his bets by straddling the fence but you know he wants to compare himself to Depp and call Heard a psycho cunt. Why is he calling himself Greg now?
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Did some searches on the WA court sites looking to see if Onision had switched his name back to Greg because of this Twitter change. I found this. Looks like Lainey changed her name in April. Im still looking for more info, like what her new name is. What were the fakeboi names she was using online? Spencer? Luke? Tbh Im thinking she finally dropped the "Im a boy" bullshit and now has some cringey/trendy female name.
They usually change the whole families names so Im looking to see if Greg and the kids are somewhere on the court lists.
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Looks like she’s going by Lucas now
>>876254>does he even have the spare cash for this name change?
If you have $200 you can change your name as many times as you want in WA. As long as you are not a felon.>>876257>This is like her 4th name change in 9 years right?
Greg has legally changed his name twice. Lainey has legally changed her name 3 times.
Gregory James Daniel Birth name
Gregory James Latcha For a short time went by his stepfathers last name (not legal name change)
Gregory James Jackson He didnt want any connection to his father so he used his mothers last name on YT 2008-???? (not legal name change)
Gregory James Avaroe Legal name change
when he married Lainey 2012
James ? Jackson Legal name change
Taylor Elaine Anderson Birth name
Taylor Elaine Avaroe Legal name change
when she married Onision 2012
Lainey _ Avaore Greg would not call her Taylor and told her she was to go by Lainey after they got married
Kai ? Jackson Legal name change
in 2019 right when Sarah exposed them.
Lucas Jackson Legal name change
That will never ever work. No one can escape their past. No one.>>876273>>876308
Its just silliness at this point, what kind of identity crisis do you need to have to change your name this many times?
It's not so much an identity crisis, it's more about her trying to hide her fucked up past and have a "normal" life, which won't happen by the way.
Sarah said the reason Foot and Grease had a name change in 2019 was because they were trying to scape the controversies associated with their names (Grease even got triggered
when someone revealed his new name in a livestream and accused that person of doxxing him lmao), this time it's the same thing.
We get it gene, you have a hate boner for old men. Are you ever off boomerbook?>>876394
You would change everything about you too if you have greg fuck up your life and toss you under the bus. She has nowhere to go and she will always be known as a sick fuck, this is her only escape. Poetry in motion.
>>876449>Whether she wants to be there or not means nothing
No, it does mean something. It means she will put herself before the safety of her children. She stays with her uwu-twinflame at the detriment of her kids. How much more emotional abuse and traumatic brain injuries do those kids have to endure?
>the point was she has nowhere to go
She has other choices than doubling down and staying with Greg in Washington. If I was her and I had fucked up my life so badly I would swallow my pride and admit I ruined my future by attaching my wagon to the most notorious YouTube predator/pedophile. I would divorce Greg, gather up the kids and move back to my mothers home in Las Cruces. She would have free babysitting and wouldn't have to work since her mother and stepfather are VERY well off. She could stay low for a couple of years and hope that the internet loses interest. The only reason she doesn't move back with her family is pride. She doesn't want to admit that the past decade with Greg was one big fuck up and those two kids are her constant reminder of that.
Also idk if anyone follows the Luna Slater thread but it's kinda eerie how their behavior is identical, it's such a cow trait.
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I saw this on r/Onision. That undercover name change is getting blasted everywhere online. I've seen the usual suspects tweeting about it, its been mentioned in some YT streams I watch, and now this. Did Lainey really think she could sneak a name change and no one would find out? She's going to have to ask the courts for another name change soon. She's so stupid I'll put $50 on her going with Spencer next time.
I'm a little suspicious about the "Would I Date You" Snapchat video. I feel like I've seen this ss before. I'm hoping any farmers with access to Lainey's super sekret social media can confirm. Lainey never really leaves the internet. She's as bad as Onision. In need of constant validation and someone to cry to when Greg calls her a cunt or tells her that Billie was better. I think it was Flutterfinn on Twitter that first broke that Ryan was living with Lainey and Greg. They also had access to all those hidden online accounts Lainey was sneaking around with. I really hope Lainey isn't stupid enough to do this.
Screenshot #2 and #3 are >>876179
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I laughed when I heard she legally changed her name to Lucas. She thinks its some cool trans-boy name and all I can think of is another well known cow that lives in Washington state. A creepy sex-pest that likes to groom young girls, two peas in a pod. Lucas Werner lives in Spokane so Lucas Jackson and him can meet up at their favorite Starbucks and trade grooming techniques over a vanilla latte.
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You're right. I found the Swamp Shack bathroom on Zillow. The border frame of the mirror is the same and you can see the door frame of the closet on the left side of the photo. Seems like who ever made the reddit post was hoping to get her new name out there and stir the pot.>>877173
cocking her head to the side and giving her best fuckboi pose is hardly "manlier." I really wish she would start taking testosterone or do some kind of surgery to confirm the body dysmorphia she claims to have. I think the only kind of surgery she would get is cutting her tits off. But that's only because they now look like a pair of pantyhose filled with cottage cheese taped to her chest.
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Onision's back making videos on his Speaks channel. He's reading this reddit post and arguing each point.https://www.reddit.com/r/Onision/comments/uo0vhm/so_nothing_is_going_to_happen_to_this_trash/
This must of struck a nerve if he felt the need to make a video about it. Nothing new. He says he's innocent of anything because he never went to jail and was never taken to court. He brings up the rumors that Sarah and the others are taking him to civil court and says multiple times he's not being taken to court, civil or criminal. He brings up Sarah but doesn't use her name and says even she admitted she wasn't groomed. He says the only reason his main 3 channels were wiped of so many videos all the way back to 2019 are for "the sake of moving on" not because of a civil lawsuit. He then says the videos he deleted were because they had less than 60% likes. So which is it? Likes or moving on? The last 2 minutes of the 7 minute video is that old ladybug video. No idea why he slapped that on the end.
I'm glad to know Greg lurks r/Onision reddit. That means he and Lainey saw this >>877104
I'm sure Lainey cried and Greg screamed at her that she cries to much to be a real boy. I'm amazed it only took farmers 2 weeks to find out Lainey tried to pull a fast one.
giving full Simple Jack in that thumbnail
by Onion rules, his dad also isn’t guilty of abuse since he never went to court
heres his shitty AIDS video:https://pomf2.lain.la/f/1ews6s.mp4
now no one has to watch it on his shit channel
excuse me i uploaded his other shit video, this is his le reddit video in which he thirsts after belle delphine or some shit:https://pomf2.lain.la/f/k8ed4pky.mp4
if you ask me he's even more autistic than i thought responding to reddit.
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He's back to making daily (if not hourly) videos on his speaks channel. They're short and they all have an old skit tagged on the end to puff up the run time. I love the side by side comparison of the views he used to get just 4 or 5 years ago and how many people are watching his videos now. Those videos from 2017 almost got half a million views. Now he cant even break 3k.
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In the KY Jelly Ruined My Life video he goes after some girl that says he tried to groom her when she was in middle school. She has no solid receipts so he keeps making that his retort. I wonder why he didn't try to refute that one girl who says Onision sent her a free Nintendo DS after she sent him nudes of herself at 16. That girl also had no proof of it but some internet detectives found tweets of him belly aching about the import taxes for mailing a DS to a fan around the same time.
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Someone left a comment on his short on yt asking if he missed "lainey" and he said yes. Is that implying breakup or missing her feminine side? newfag/longtime lolcow lurker
Prison saga would have been great even if it was a long shot given the type and amount of evidence needed for a conviction.
But Hansen showing up to his door and Smeg pissing his pants was a nice consolation.
Plus he's financially ruined.
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He's trying to start rumors and get people talking. Remember during the Billie saga he had a couple of videos where he'd pretend he forgot to shut off the camera and have a private conversation with Lainey about her leaving. And "OOPSIES" that convo some how got past him editing the video and then uploaded.
This is also the man who would put up random girls names in the background of his videos when Cloey was born and people were having a good time speculating what they had named her. Magnetic letters on the fridge door, large stick-on letters on a bedroom wall or those hanging letter streamers spelling out some different girls name each time.
If someone pressed him about this "missing Laineybot" comment he'd eventually admit that he doesn't miss her because she's divorced him. He means he misses the Laineybot YouTube channel or some other stupid explanation. The way his mind works is fucking weird. Its all about how to get as much attention as possible no matter what kind of attention it is.
Never forget that Greg is the guy who when people became bored of him and no longer cared what he was doing no matter the controversy… started shoving dildos up his ass and doing ass to mouth with said dildos on OnlyFans.
I agree. The only way Lainey leaves the picture is if Greg wants her gone. There's a particular sequence that has to be followed.
Greg finds human Fleshlight® replacement and the relationships have to overlap. Greg cannot be single or without something to fuck for more than a couple of days.
Greg manipulates Lainey into signing the craziest postnup ever seen where she gets just the clothes on her back and maybe a Starbucks coffee mug "because everything else I paid for."
Greg works the courts and Lainey to get full custody of the kids then immediately turns them over to Crazy Tami to raise so he can live kid free with his new fuck toy.
I would say its bunk if she changed her name and still went with "Jackson" as the surname. >>876179
If there was a divorce looming Id think she would go back to Anderson.
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Funny you say that. She brings up that some one in Onision's comments noticed that his victims
all look alike and Greg gives a shrug and "meh".
I don't notice any anxiety from her or nervousness. What tics do you mean..? >>877753
Totally looks like Sarah
Sarah with Lames chin, Billie's eye makeup>>877756
She mentions it in the video and is constantly fiddling with her blouse and head
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>>877756>What tics do you mean..? >>877761>Sarah with Lames chin, Billie's eye makeup
That explains why she caught his eye while obsessively searching his name on TikTok. Who wants to bet he starts spamming her DM's.
and isn't it funny how desperate Greg is to bring up anything
else except the issue at hand? her eyebrows, her shirt, her hair, her make-up please focus on anything else people
No Greg. No. We are not playing your stupid little game: You were an adult, she was a minor, you groomed her. You are evil, you need to be in prison.
There is nothing else, grooming is bad, Greg is a pedophile
, he needs to be in prison. Period.
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Reminds me of when he did a reaction video about Strange Aeons review of his books. He's watching it and she's destroying him, he has no counter punch to anything she's saying and you can see he's getting upset at the little digs she's making about his writing ability and plot points. Five minutes in and he suddenly leaves and comes back wearing a shitty wig, hipster glasses and smeared lipstick. He looked more like Miranda Sings than Strange Aeons. For the remainder of his reaction video he just insults her appearance and mocks her voice.
>>877795narcissistic gaslighting 101
In the case of Strange Aeons it was downright immature and pure narcissistic rage. Like a toddler on a temper tantrum. "How dare you not like my drawing? I made iiiiiit!! waaah waaaah"
In the case of this girl >>877754
and lets not forget his many other accusers
, that is not something you can just sweep under the rug or make light of by making stupid little comments about their appearance. Its dead serious, and would Greg have been an actual man he would have taken it very seriously.
Any man that would be as he claims "wrongfully accused" by someone of that would move heaven and earth to prove their innocence. They would be outraged and take it very seriously, instead of making stupid little videos about it. A real man would go to the police themselves and resolve the accusations.
We have seen nothing of the sort with Greg and Lainey, instead they hide in their house when Hansen came a knocking. Now if that doesn't scream guilty I don't know what does.
Man the fuck up Greg, you're not a stupid teenager anymore, you're almost 40
You haven't become a man yet, and my guess is you never ever will.
doesn't interest me at all, but i'm sure it is.
what annoys me about this is that she >>877752
gets defensive about gregs stupid little remarks about her appearance, because thats exactly
what greg wants her to. its typical narcissism, "how dare you critique / accuse me of doing anything wrong? i'll make this about you
so it is no longer about me
." (and especially not about the accusations
. Thus taking her down to his level, and making it safe for Greg.
All I have to say about anyone who's about to debate Greg or any narcissist like him:do not let him / them do that.
stick with the accusations, tell them flat out that it's not about you but about them
and how they wronged you.
thats the number 1 tip i'd give anybody about debating Greg or any narcissist. They will try to make it about you, attack you, your looks, whatever info they have about you. they will accuse you instead of whatever, don't let them. keep the subject on them, keep them in the spotlight and keep talking about them and what they did to you.
don't fall for their trap, don't fall for their gaslighting.
Yet he got triggered
when people made fun of his fucked up skin. He made an entire video being butthurt because some artist made a very unflattering (but accurate) drawing of him and he whined and cried because it was making fun of his "incurable skin disease". He mocks other people's appearance but the pussy can't stand when others do the same to him
Plus Greg gets outraged whenever they misgender spaceboi taylor. Then he's trying to pose as this "good boy ally" to feminism. Even making a video about if you're a woman and not a feminist you're "fucking stupid" like its a union of sorts. Posing as an SJW yet making fun of peoples appearance. Much like cancel culture he was oh so willing to throw Shane under the bus, but now that its him he's bawwling and cancel culture is no longer good.
Grasping hard at that Johnny Depp straw while nothing has really been proven yet, other than that they're both toxic
On top of that our boy is a former airforce shitbird cop, and the law is oh so important to him, yet he won't go to the police himself for all these "false allegations."
He's willing to ride anything and claim to be on board with it, as long as it serves him. The minute it doesn't he changes his "principles" as much as we do our underwear.
Exactly lmao, hearing him talking you would think it's skin cancer or something like that, he's such a fucking pussy.
Not to mention rosacea does have treatments that can improve it, if the retard didn't spend all his money on expensive electronics and flying in teenagers for threesomes he could pay a dermatologist to treat his pepperoni face
Greg is hanging on to this Johnny Depp thing so hard. But what does it have to do with anything? Was Johnny Depp accused of grooming
? No, he wasn't.But Nelson Mandela was innocent! And so I must be too!
Apples and oranges Greg.
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I remember this "Tile of truth" people dubbed it, this stupid little tile and someone captured it in a video. Lainey had written all these positive things about Greg on it, it was quite dumb. But anyway one of the words she had written on it was intellectual
If Greg is an intellectual, then so is Chris-chan.
i think i said it here before but he once said that if you subbed to OJ's twitter you must unsub from him since blablabla
well OJ was found innocent of the murder of his wife at the time too. so he must not have done it, right?
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and fatboy-oreo also said that he saw the proof that lainey sent nudes to sarah.
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Bye bye EGHQ.com So how many forums does this make, are we in the hundreds yet? My first question is did something illegal happen behind the scenes? He seems to dump his websites/forums when he done some shady shit and is afraid the feds may find out. Second question is who the fuck is donating to keep this shit alive? Or is it just the same type of lies he tells on Twitter.
>Thanks for all the compliments on my hair
>The support on my OnlyFans is crazy, and I cannot thank you enough
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Now hes "Greggy Depp"
God I wish Kaitland would bring up Laineys name change. Sometimes I wonder if she's doing a long con.
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The name change is cringe but isn't a social media influencer suppose to get more than a dozen likes? Funny part is on the rare occasion he leaves his comments open all he gets is the usual "groomer" "pedo" remarks.
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This chick is calling Lolcow liars.
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Taken from the other farms, but is this the embarrassing come back?
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there's this russian sort of hype house, and theres this one guy in there who always reminds me of greg. (a young greg, though) to be fair i'm sure "russian greg" is a nice kid though.
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I fell down a deep rabbit hole watching youtube videos about tiktokers faking mental illnesses. We all know how Lainey would jump on every social media trend as soon as it came out. Since there's no way to know what she's doing IRL since she's hiding online I cant say this will 100% certainty but Im almost positive that right this minute she's faking one or more illnesses. My bet is she's claiming to have tourette's and dissociative identity disorder (multiple personalities) The cherry on top would be if Lainey is running around that house telling Onision she has BPD. Oh the dreaded BPD!
Taylor was Greg's simp, thats how the shit started.>>878412
She'd have to die for her to ever leave Greg.
oh no, I'm not saying she should be excused. She's just clearly a weak minded person who's both easily manipulated AND also probably a shitty person to begin with because she's so fame hungry. How she's still trying to have secret social media accounts is just one clue that she's itching to try again.
At this point I'm sure she doesn't ''love'' greg but is with him out of convenience and will fight to stay with him out of habit. It's easier to stay with the monster you know than the monster you don't. But I can bet you, if any youtuber that's semi famous/rich gives her attention, she'll gtfo greg for that guy right away. Sarah's even mentioned how often she talks about running away/leaving but obviously can't/wont both out of necessity and habit. It's like same situation as abused women in toxic
relationships that fight other people about their relationship being ~soulmates~ while the guy drinks, cheats, lies and abuses her. Except we really shouldn't feel bad for lainey because she's been proven a shitty person far before greg.
I honestly don't doubt that their marriage is going to end in divorce and the fallout will be ten times worse than all his previous, especially since lainey will get way more money than skye for a lot longer.
If she wasn't such a spineless piece of shit she'd see how much power she has over him because his biggest fear is paying alimony, and use that against him to get him to like, I dunno, treat her with basic respect? Or literally anything? Not saying that's the right or healthy thing to do but I'm surprised she's so clearly unaware how much she has over him.
I'm not sure that, at this point, she has any power over Greg.
She was the one getting caught for sending nudes to minors, not Greg. And Greg probably has a lot more dirt on her after living with her for so many years.
I don't know which of the girls said it, might have been Maya, but Greg apparently asks questions about traumatic events, only to use that knowlegde against people. If he does that to literal strangers, I'm convinced he knows Lainey inside and out.
it's true but I'm pretty sure one could argue that lainey was doing it for greg, or was a victim
herself, or close to the under ages' age blah blah blah at least legally speaking, but you can't argue against alimony payments.
Lainey, by all accounts, was a normal teenager with a loving family. Her ex was shitty and a creeper (she was 14-15 and he was 17) and coerced her into sex or possibly raped her. Other than that, she had a sister she was close with, parents who were divorced by involved, and also a loving grandmother. She was an honors student involved with gymnastics and cheer at her school. Like all teenagers, she had cringe taste, so she liked YouTubers like Shane Dawson and Anus. She (un)luckily got one to notice her after she simped hard enough and was at the right place and the right time. Any of her or Anus’s attempts to claim her family was abusive
are ludicrous. Your teenage bride’s father doesn’t like you? A 26 year old “entertainer”? Can’t imagine why.
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Someone at KF uploaded a ss of "Lucas" showing off the addition she made to that horrible flower tattoo she got a while back. They say its a recent shot, she doesn't look more masculine than before.
well done on admitting to being new, stick to the facts.>>878481
always the same recycled shit here. She is hiding, and not gonna pop up on line if she knows what is good for her. Her reputation is dead.
I get your point, I really do.
It still doesn't really make sense to me that she lied to her family about going to university while she moved in with Greg behind their backs. Or why she let Greg humiliate her by cheating on her multiple times, and as the cherry on top, blamed her for it, yet she didn't feel like leaving him. She's visited her family multiple times, so there seems to be a connection there. Still she prefers to stay with Greg than return to her family. That's a telling sign.
Don't get me wrong, I don't want to imply Lainey's family is abusive
in any way, shape or form, but it's pretty apparent that she's a lot closer to Greg than to her own family, even though he treats her the way he does.
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What month were they married in? I know it was 2012 but Im unsure of the month. Could Lainey be waiting for the 10 year mark? I know there are certain state and federal laws that only get triggered once the 10 year mark of a marriage passes. Once you are 10 years and a day and THEN get divorced you get special terms.
>>878485>well done on admitting to being new, stick to the facts.
Wow you are butthurt by telling you they're new to us? Your reply doesn't even make any sense to what I said. New, to us
. Learn 2 read and stop being fanny flustered about shit, just because you were wrong and someone points it out to you. And no I am not new, I've been following Greg since he was with Shiloh, so stfu.
And fuck you for actually making me explain it to you, but alez, thats how stupid you are.
rooting for her?
maybe in the first couple of years I could understand people cheering Lainey on to leave Greg and start her own life. But she is now just as bad as Greg. She's the one who sent nudes to underage girls and asked those same girls to send her photos in return. She's the one who brought a teenage girl into her home and allowed her husband to mentally abuse and eventually fuck in the ass, literally. Fuck that creepy bitch. The only reason Id be happy that she divorced Greg is for the grief it would bring Greg, not that it would make her life better. Another plus of a divorce is that the kids (especially Cloey) would be away from Greg.
"alimony as long as the spouse can pay"
gorg is making what, no more than minimum wage rn. If she were to ask for alimony it would be almost nothing(and you know onion would fight it anyway). she's screwed either way
good, those two deserve eachother. greg petrified of having to pay alimony and both of them scared who's gonna rat on who first.
perfect outcome for the both of them, couldn't be happening to nicer people.
I just think that she has a chance of redeeming herself if she gets out of that marriage and has therapy.
Of course this doesn't apply to every bad person who was abused, but in her case she could've been a relatively normal person if the grooming didn't happen.
i agree with what youre saying but>when he saw the backlash did he realize he cares more about his reputation and offered to come back
i recall that billie talked about this (after leaving onion) and she said she felt really guilty and like a home wrecker. she never got along with lainey but she pitied her cause of the kids. she originally said yes to becoming the new onionwife but got cold feet and begged onion to be in good terms with lainey. if it werent for this onion would probably be in his fifth marriage right now. he never cared about his reputation cause hes a narc who thinks he never does wrong.
>>878643>she felt really guilty and like a home wrecker
only after she had behaved in a very selfish way. also, since she got along well with greg (compared to the other victims
- the bar is low), it makes me think that her personality is not that good. birds of a feather and all.
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i think that russian hypehouse greg looks exactly like young greg.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
We're seriously going to call an 18 year-old being manipulated "selfish"? The power imbalance between them was insane, don't act like her decision making wasn't compromised on multiple fronts.>>878681
Can we please stop posting this irrelevant Russian normie?
coping, seething and dilating asides, doesn't he look exactly like greg?
I think he does.
You see a chance of the woman who groomed her underage ward, who was fine with her husband grooming her too and cheating and bringing all these young women around her children, redeemable? She is just as bad as Greg, power imbalance or not. She enjoyed ruining these girls' lives, and she has actively sought out underage/barely legal teens to groom for her husband. She belongs in jail and far away from any children.
Speaking of any sightings of her Lucas Spencer account?
NTA, but I would certainly call her actions selfish. She was 18 years old, and before entering the Grease Hovel, she was an adult capable of a rational thinking. Greg isn't Johnny Depp here, he had lots of haters and people calling him out with proof before she decided to accept his money, mid fame on youtube and join the thruple.
Why is everyone willing to call out Lainey when she wasn't much older than Billie? Yet if you call the Billie the tamest of insult, selfish - like she was, you trigger
reactions like this? I won't defend the shit Greg pulled on Billie, but at the end of the day she was a classic homewrecker.
All of the others, maybe with the exception of Skye, who was the first and didn't have any information on Greg, were equally as blind as Lainey and they all had their fair share of problems as well. That includes Shiloh, Billie, Sam, Maya, Sarah and whoever else was there. Adrienne, however, was smart enough to abandon ship after two weeks, and so was Hannah Minx for ghosting Greg. It should also be noted that Maya and Sarah were actually drawn in by Lainey, not by Greg. Greg just couldn't accept being left out.
That's what makes Lainey unredeemable for me, she's in way too deep. At that point there was enough information on Greg accessible on the internet and people tried to get through to her multiple times. But not only did Lainey freely let Greg walk all over her, which ended in her having the boy with him as an unfit father, she also helped Greg lure in more girls from broken homes. Anon above me already said it, she's complicit. She sure enough started out as a victim
, but now she's nothing more than an enabler.
Haha I remember getting absolutely lynched on here after calling Billie a skank. I thought she was a skank then and I think she is a skank now. There isn't a major youtuber she hasn't slept with. When you're 18 and go to live with a couple to have sex with them, congratulations, you're a skank.
Meanwhile she's also doing onlyfans while putting buttplugs in her ass.
Tell me again how she isn't a skank.
Skank, skank, skank.
I just calls them as I sees them, hon.
the whole onion ecosystem is all skanks all the time
except for Skye, maybe, because she and onion were both teens when they got together
but it’s skank city otherwise
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She also has a business in blinging out teeth.
Who said he isn't a skank? Thinking the victims
are not perfect angels doesn't mean we're on his side. Greg is a skank, Billie is a skank, Sarah with her clogged asshole after doing anal on Lainey's chair definitely is a skank. They're all skanks.
Greg's mother is an incestuous whore. There's a difference. She gave Greg full naked body massages (Greg told this himself in several videos) and most probably had sex with him.
Hence his proclivities for incest.
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I was snooping around old court records concerning Laineys name changes and found this from 2020. Greg and Lainey live in Pierce County and any legal action they took/take while living in their old swamp shack or the new cow barn will be in Pierce County District Court or Pierce County Superior Court as seen here >>876179
I know James Jackson is a very common name but I feel Troy Jackson is not. Since the court case was held in the same County they live in along with the unusual name means its highly possible this is their son.
Its a personal injury case. Did they allow another child to get hurt because of their inattentiveness? But this time it happened on someone else's property so they're trying to sue for damages. I'm unsure who A Street Associates LLC and Balli Road LLC are that they are suing but I can see how it probably played out. Lainey and Greg allowed Troy to wander off while they were in town, he got hurt on some commercial property and now they're looking for a payday in court because they cant fucking watch their kids or keep them out of mortal danger. I wonder how often their local hospital ER staff see those poor kids.
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Same here, I'm not a lawyer either. I was just putting it out there for someone more knowledgeable and with better detective skills to find out more or sniff out if its actually their son.
>I don’t think a 5 or 6 year old child would be listed as a plaintiff in a civil case
Again, I'm not a lawyer but both children were listed separately when Greg tried to sue Hansen. So it seems children are sometimes listed as plaintiff/petitioner in civil cases.
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Greg reveals why he's been spamming Twitter with nonsense tweets every couple of hours and making shitty videos every day that can barely get 1k views. Its not his attempt at a comeback. No, that would be silly, he understands his reputation has been irreparably damaged and the public are lemmings that believed the lies. He's making videos on his Speaks channel because
>I'm really bored
I don't know what's worse, failed comeback or being bored. Did he really think he could make a comeback and then did a "JUST KIDDING!" when he saw that his tweets get one or two replies and those are usually from Anonymous Gene, and single digit likes. Plus his videos barely get 1k views, maybe 3k if he's lucky, and the comments seem suspiciously like bots or socks. Or is it worse that he's bored? A married man almost 40 with two children is "bored." Is he home all day with the kids while Lainey is out there wrangling tards?
Best part of the video is he says that if you want to speak to him you must be an adult, because if you're not over 18 he HATES you. Why does he have to bring up his dislike of underage kids every time he makes a video? The last time I heard someone go on and on about their hatred for a group of people was a televangelist that would pound his fist on his podium and scream about his hatred for "those demon inspired homosexuals and pedophiles." Fast forward 5 years and everyone found out that he was diddling the underage boys in his congregation during camping trips.
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Greg says there's no changing peoples minds about him but here he is in his most recent Speaks video releasing messages between Sarah and Lainey trying to show he's innocent of grooming and proving that Sarah is the one who raped him and apologized for it.
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He's learned to censor out phone numbers this time. But Greg stipulates that he'll show the original screenshots to the right person>again there's that same number it can be uncensored for a high level social media influencer to confirm the authenticity it's the same person
What "high level social media influencer" is willing to associate with you Greg? The only one that still does interviews with you is Rape Stream News. And even now Craig knows your name doesn't have the same pull it used to and he has to put you on along side fellow lolcows like Foodiebeauty and then try to push a love connection between Greg and Chantal. Craig actually asked Greg if he would fuck Chantal or be willing to bring her into his "throuple" during that interview.
If he wants "justice" so bad he should get a lawyer and show those texts messages to a jury after suing the person who "defamed" him, or at least go to the police and report his "rape" but of course the pussy will never do that. Also no one gives a fuck about the Sarah drama anymore, no one's been giving a fuck about it for like a year now, and showing old ass screenshots he already showed before won't change anything. He'd have to find another victim
to gain his 10 minutes of relevancy that he so desperately wants again, not bring up old shit.
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He's monetized his Twitter and is begging for donations to keep Forum #162 up and running. Who wants to bet the only one that puts a fiver in the hat is that autist Kaitlind. And its not name calling because she admitted to being a retard.
>KaitlindC 12h I actually have borderline Asperger's which affects my ability to socialize like a normal person. It's been hard for me to make a lot of friends because of my lack of social skills and sometimes I have a hard time communicating in certain ways which I feel makes me seem awkward lol.
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The e-begging continues>OnlyFans model: OnlyFans.com/Onision - Bitcoin Me:Strike.me/OnisionDotCom - Tips: Venmo.com/Onision
If his Onlyfans was actually doing as well as he boasts he wouldn't need to jump on Strike.me and Venmo. What else is out there that he can try to scam money with? Is there a twink version of Sugarbabies Greg could try to join? Maybe another failed GoFundMe.
Exactly, slight power-level i've been a webmaster myself for over 20 years now and i've never asked my visitors for any donation.
The fact that Greg just keeps changing the website what kind of content consistency do they get for their payment exactly? A place to talk? Oh sorry, changed the url again all your posts and DM's are gone. Oop, changed it again you guys, message me for a cool avatar.
What kind of shit is that? Really?
Its funny because when you hear the word Simp usually you picture a scrote in your head wearing a fedora and sucking on a vape. But when you look at people like you mentioned, McRetard and Kaitlyn the hard reality hits that women can be simps too.
I always think personally that being a Simp is also a mental disorder, its just not been analyzed yet in psychiatry. It might even be the worlds first Internet related mental disorder.
When you look at the amount of money Simps spend on their idols, and how Tamara even went as far as to live on dog food just to give Greg money, you tell me: is being a simp is not a mental disorder?
I'd say that it is.
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So he's sexting for cash?
Who wants to take bets that Greg ends up on Chaturbate before the end of the year?
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>>879404>and how Tamara even went as far as to live on dog food just to give Greg money
You have your Onision Lore mixed up. Tamara fucked dogs. It was PoopBeck that ate dog biscuits because paying for Greg's Patreon was a higher priority than buying groceries.
oh shit, forgive me. sometimes I get stuff mixed up in my head, its easy to see where I went wrong though right with the whole dogfood / dogfucking thing? plus they're both equally retarded.>>879417
who the hell in their right mind would pay to sext with someone? let alone greg of all people? its like cameo all over again where Greg tried to charge people a 1000 bucks for a shit video. i swear to god him and foot are about a stones throw away from becoming rentbois.
Probably trying to monitize his haters again. If he can’t make YouTube money from people hate watching him anymore, maybe some small percentage will pay to send him hate or call him a groomer directly. I hope no one falls for it, he doesn’t care and just wants to make money and feel smart about taking money from people that hate him.
He killed his real revenue with stopping the circus of rotating new/camera-loving girls through his house. If he hadn’t been gross and crossed the line with Sarah, or even had chosen Billie over Lainey way back in the day he would be making money on YouTube videos still and probably some from “collabing” with girls on OF. Thank god for so many reasons that didn’t happen.
Lainey will refuse to come back on which is probably smart for her but boring and without chaos around him, he’s unwatchable.
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what is she majoring in?(lolcow.farm/info)
That reminds me, Greg mentions that he's bored here >>879074
but didn't he sign up for a college or something? Did he drop out already? How can he be bored when he should be studying?
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"onision and laineybot" by a creepy AI, felt it was too good not to share.
* a rape Onision never officially reported.
Making him a rape apologist.
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>>879491>Probably trying to monetize his haters again
You hit the nail on the head. Now he's hoping to get a fiver here and there just to have people he previously blocked come back and hate tweet him.
Speaking of his Twitter. Has anyone noticed he's sending out 3 or 4 word replies to random people. >I love this meme.>Wonderful advice, very smart.>Not today. Bravo.
He's replying to rando's almost every minute. I counted over 40 short tweets in one hour. Is he that bored? This must be a bot he's using and it has to be for some kind of financial gain. Like you get a nickel a tweet or something.
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He just added this to his "book-online, schedule an appointment" page on his forum.
Is it that he cant find a job because of his reputation or he isn't willing to join the workforce because its beneath him to rub elbows with the great unwashed.
Just give it to Chris, he needs it as much as Grug.>>879783
To call him a retard is doing a dis-service to actual people with mental disabilities.
oh come on guys, 50 bucks to join him in his hugbox with his 2 remaining fans is a bargain! seriously, who the fuck does Greg think he is? "I'm the banana guy, guys! i was on tosh.O once!"
What a fuckhead.
Get a job, Greg.
If Lainey where to leave right now, it would be the perfect timing. Then he'd have to pretty much get a job, or become Andy Dicks rentboi. Oh wait, Andy Dick hates him now, I forgot. Well, someones rentboi. Although he's too old for that, too.
I think he forgot no one gives a fuck about him when there isn't a barely legal girl accusing him of abuse. I already said he'd have to find another dumb slut - i mean, victim
if he wants some relevancy again
Chris Scamson is a degenerate too, give up the simping for the has-been. He took his money and ran. Him and his bitch Gene sure helped those girls.>>879827
It is hilarious watching him deny that he ages. Forever living in the past. It is a joy to watch him fade into irrelevancy.
>>879925>It is hilarious watching him deny that he ages. Forever living in the past. It is a joy to watch him fade into irrelevancy.
Or how about him denying he's a narcissist? Then again his primitive cerebrum doesn't fully understand what a narcissist is (2.19 GPA, our very own "intellectual", according to him and Taylor) other than "someone liking themselves."
He's a text book narcissist. Just look it up, he even scores in the highest grade of narcissism since he wanted to start his own cult, thats about as narcissistic as someone can get. There is no higher grade narcissism than what Greg has. Yet he can't admit to it which ironically also fits exactly in to what a narcissist is. They will never ever admit to it, nor will they ever see a therapist. After all, Greg knows everything!
Observant, not obsessive. Remember how he is a laughing stock that has dozens of accounts?
Also, learn to sage, newbie. >>879928
Narcissism always fascinated me on an observant level. His whole life is a trash fire on every level yet he sees it going along perfectly, no problems. Dude has been outted for grooming, tax evasion, and destroying wetlands. He has had to downgrade twice now on his properties and lost his money form YouTube. Yet here he is still going. How he has not unlived I will never understand.
>>879968>he sees it going along perfectly
I don't think he does. He knows his life's fucked. His fucking waterbrain just can't take responsibility for it.
He's a harmless, defenceless victim
in his mind. It's absolutely fucking astonishing listening to him doing mental gymnastics to get himself out of having to apologise for things or right his wrongs.
Chris Hansen promised us Greg and Lainey where going to prison and it hasn't happened. People are going to bring him up, specially considering Hansen put out a 3 part documentary on Discovery+ about it.
Personally I don't understand why Hansen never just did a sting on them, had he done that quietly he could have had them already.
Some sperg accounts that he makes. He begs for attention but nobody cares. Scamson bailed but he is still failing like a true autistic.>>879996
Sometimes I wonder if he has ever thought about actually staying offline, but he did try online schooling but by all accounts he was laughed at for that. He must be desperate for some sort of narc attention if he cannot stay away from his dead accounts, YouTube, Twitter etc. Currently offering to unblock people for $5. Desperate on a whole new level.
I think it's a mix of his nacissism and him not being able to let go of the lick of success he had in the past because of his ex-wife.
And I guess he's also found out by now that he's not educated enough to get a regular, somewhat well-paying job.
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>does a new photo shoot for his OnlyFans
>hours later he's stuck on the toilet constipated
Looks like he's shoving dildos up his ass again and packed his fudge. Sad thing is the only ones subbing to his OF are creepy old homos like wjreulback/Billabonic. I hope these geriatric faggots keep pushing him to go bigger and more extreme and Greg ends up with a blown out rosebud and wearing diapers for life.
To be fair Grease and Foot not being in jail isn't completely Chris fault. The Pierce County police is a joke (they basically let Josh Powell murder his kids) and the FBI is being sued by dozens of victims
of sexual abuse because they botched an investigation and let an abuser free to continue abusing nearly 100 girls (that's proof they don't take that type of case very seriously). I'm hopeful that after this FBI lawsuit some changes are going to be made, they will start taking investigations more seriously and finally put in prison a certain groomer who sent photos of her saggy tits and pussy to a minor, because that definitely is against the law
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I've never understood why he proudly boasted that he hasn't read a book since high school. Are we suppose to believe he's flipping through text books on human behavior now? At most he may be binging youtube videos about human psychology in some failed attempt to better himself or figure out a better game plan to groom some new little girls.
This is so embarrassing, at almost 40.
Maybe he will learn that he's fucked in the head from one of those books.
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That incurable skin disease seems to be getting worse.
It must be hell for him to actually look into a mirror and see that looking back at him. No amount of make-up/filters will let him forget that he is a grotesque goblin. It seems to be getting worse with age and that is hilarious.>>880058
She has to be some kind of covert- pedo. Even Andy Dick as vile as he is called out Grug for being a groomer. The mental gymnastics it takes to defend Grug should be an Olympic sport.
he does the exact opposite of everything advised for rosacea, from taking long hot showers to doing home skin peels to not wearing sunblock to eating nothing but sugar and carbs
ODD is a helluva drug
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Considering how much he bleats on about other people's hygiene, he really is the most hideous creature inside and out. his teeth look like they have years of fucking cheese on them, and oh god his pube brows. The one hanging over his eye…
How a man this gross ever thought he had the authority to judge the appearance of others is beyond me
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Are we suppose to believe that all those ratty wigs ARENT sitting in a dusty box in his cum cave? I doubt he threw anything away and wants his fans to buy new wigs and costumes so he can turn around and sell it on whatever online site he uses to sell all his used tech. This is truly desperation. He must be hurting for money.
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That reminds me, lets all make fun of Greg's fake 1000 yard stare again, he liked to pose in pictures. The manchild never seen combat and only ever guarded a fence in Korea like the shitbird he was and only got married so he could live off of the base and even that was too much for him.
Stripped naked in front of his CO and cried btw.
iirc he claimed to be doing a SERE course (Survive Evade Resist Escape) which is taught to pilots in the event they are shot down behind enemy lines. Supposedly he was required to slaughter a rabbit as part of the "Living off the Land" section. He refused to kill the rabbit, and then stripped off to prove he was "human, not a robot". Because we all know robots eat rabbits.
Then claimed Conscientious Objector status and cried. Was very briefly put in a cell. Then quickly drummed out of the service with a General Discharge Under Honorable Conditions (NOT an Honorable Discharge). And THAT is Grub's version of the story.
Various military sorts have appeared in interviews on YT claiming that it can't have gone down like that because useless shitbird gate guards aren't given SERE training.
Not sure what the definitive truth is.
I just spent the last half hour trying to find a video he made telling a totally different story about the stripping down naked incident. I couldn't find it but Ill try to give a brief rundown of what I remember.
He was told to clean the barrack by a commanding officer. Another CO told him not to clean it but because Greg felt first CO was a higher ranking he followed his instructions and started cleaning the barracks. The second CO got pissed and wrote Greg up for insubordination, when Greg was brought in front of his superiors about this whole incident he went mental and stripped down and was put in the brig for a few hours and then let out to eat lunch was not put back in.
Does anyone else remember this story? It seemed like Greg felt he had the choice of who to listen to and when he realized he was going to get in trouble for it and there was no way out of it he did what he always does, freaks out in some irrational way.
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I found the video. The story about him stripping naked starts at 7:15.https://archive.org/details/OnisionSpeaks/The+Air+Force+Almost+Ended+My+Life.mp4
So the the timeline I would say is this>refuses to skin a rabbit in SERE>tries to get Conscientious Objector status so he can get out of the Air Force>tells his superiors he is depressed and had attempted suicide with his service weapon >is put in Relieved Of Duty Squad until they can kick him out for good.
and while he was in this Relieved Of Duty Squad is when he went mental and stripped down in front of his superiors because he didn't want to clean other airmans posts and was going to get a letter of reprimand.
It's funny that the final straw that broke Onision is basically the same as some kid telling his mom he's not going to clean his room because dad told him he didn't have to clean his room and dad is the head of the household.
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Our special boy stuck with fences too, remember the wetlands incident? He had to build a fence, and oh boy that fence sure was shitty! He even made a sign with what looks like crayola fucking magic markers.>>880396
Yeah they make you do that in the airforce, its either a rabbit or a chicken it depends on what they have available. The airforce is about as smooth sailing in the military as you can get, in some instances when you're somewhat important like say an Air traffic controller they even make your bed for you, no joke. (at least here, in my country, they do)
Its fine if you don't wanna kill an animal, lots of people can't including myself, but then hey guess what? maybe you shouldn't join the military, you jackass!>>880411
From what I always understood the bunny rabbit story was the true and honest version, then again, greg always lies so who knows. I do know he was shitcanned from the military for making that shitty youtube video pretending to be an actual soldier spouting horse shit about shit he literally never had to do himself, sporting that same fake 1000 yard stare and mimicing a really weird dance of his people.
he truly lucked out they discharged him somewhat honorably, if i had been his CO i woulda discharged him for rabid autism.
Yeah, Guy had it all while in the military; a paying job, a not-ugly wife with a personality, stable housing, no financial struggles because the military took care of their soldiers. This faggot really thought he hit the jackpot with his YouTube “career” lmao.
If he stayed in the chair force, he wouldn’t even have a thread here or kiwi farms and could’ve gone with his life in privacy like he wanted. He has himself to blame.
I was thinking about this yesterday, consider Greg had not been like Greg right, mentally immature: He would have been on Youtube during the golden era same as he was now, making a ton of money while in the airforce. He would have invested his money wisely while making a career in the airforce. He could have been long since retired from youtube right now happily married to his wife Skye and being a respectable member of the airforce with a good career and no toddlers falling out of windows or people accusing him of shit. No Discovery+ documentaries, and fans thinking about you fondly from back in the day when you were a youtuber.
However, all that is not the case. Greg done goof'd and is now a lolcow with a mounting debt and a confused footwife.
Hm, don't know why the word got scrapped. Sorry for that.
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This made me laugh. Are we really suppose to believe he was "a superior writer" and his teachers thought so highly of him they pushed him (without his request of course) into advanced classes. I've read his books and watched the numerous YT book reviews. The thousands upon thousands of typos and misspellings can be forgiven. But the grammatical errors and total lack of coherent storytelling shows he's a shit writer. The way he goes on and on about his teachers mustache and looking like Stalin makes me think its bullshit. Greg has said on many occasions that when someone tells a story and they have overly detailed descriptions about the incident it must mean they're being truthful. I've seen him do it before. He'll tell the story about how Sarah admitted to raping him TWICE and describe what color beanie she was wearing when she said it. Ohhh it was a maroon beanie, okay then that must mean you're telling the truth Greg.
The funny thing is, even if Greg completely made up that story, he really paints his teacher in a bad light, raising multiple questions about his general judgement.
So, no matter whether it's a fake story or not, under no circumstance does that statement flatter Greg in any way. kek
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Here's how good a writer you really are, Greg:>>881395
"to the now deceased Joseph Stalin" would imply that when you had this teacher, Stalin was still alive. Stalin died in 1953, Greg. Bravo, Greg. Bravo.
I don't think she'd want to keep him off her, remember that the smug cunt used to fluant her giant hickies was was proud of them.
She enjoyed immensely being his cumrag, and I don't think that changed
Grammar mistakes wouldn't even be that big of a problem if he was an actual good novelist, but he isn't. I've seen writers before who have shitty grammar but write wonderful novels, simply using spell-check and having their works proof read.
Greg however is writing about "aliens who look like agent smith but with a bigger head" (almost literal quote from memory, and yes i've actually read his stupid hit) and thats just God awful writing. He's such a shitty writer that he even gets his edgelord OC's name wrong and sometimes writes "Greg" by accident. Thats how awful a writer he is. His stories are stupid, edgy tween shit, yet even worse than "my immortal" which was at least entertaining at a comedic level.
Greg's "talent for writing", much like all his "other talents" leave much, much
to be desired.
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Since its fourth of July I wonder if he was setting of M80's and fucked up his hearing because he wasn't far enough away from the blast. The upside is it will hopefully curb his return to making his horrible music. Now we just need him to go blind to stop him from making videos and writing books.
Thank you for confirming this about Taylor. It's good to know this cowardly predator still isn't getting a pass and no one has forgotten she's as creepy as her delusional husband.
My nightmare is she comes back like nothing was ever wrong and gets ahold of an even younger demographic who doesn't know about her yet.
My comment probably should've been saged, but it continued to time out while attempting to do so.
She'll never come back to the public eye. She didn't want to be "YT famous" she was fine riding Greg's coattails. The only reason she made her own channel and patreon is because Greg pressured her. She'll never brag about the "Onision/Laineybot" name ever again. The days of boasting "I'm famous on the internet" when meeting people is long gone. What I do fear is her trolling for little girls on other sites behind the scenes. I mean look at Sarah and Regina. No one really knew about them in the very beginning. She kept them hush hush, her dirty little secret. With Lainey keeping her private life truly private and not slipping up by showing or saying something online its harder to figure out if she's trying to groom another girl. I can see her lurking around some trans forum looking for young meat. Trying to be a mentor to some confused girl who's attempting to transition, offering to move the girl into their home because the girls parents don't understand her wanting to become FtM and letting Greg once again manipulate everyone and talk his way into fucking a new little girl.
Luckily there are some dedicated people that keep an eye out. The twitter person that figured out fakeboi Ryan was living with them for months. The farmer that figured out she had changed her name to Lucas to hide her reputation. Lainey should understand that she's never really going to be out of the public eye. As long as she and Greg continue to do sketchy shit, the watchers will expose it.
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I thought the same thing. Hearing loss because of repeated loud noise like him wearing headphones while editing and cranking the volume up would take time and it wouldn't be this sudden "what the fuck happened?" Having fireworks go off would cause ringing and muffled sound for a day but usually goes away soon after. Even if its not COVID related this sounds like a serious issue that he's been dealing with for days. Knowing Greg he wont go to the hospital he'll try to fix it himself. Just like how he attempted to drain an abscess he had on his upper eyelid by sticking a needle into it. Watch any recent video and you can see one eye is slightly droopy with a little bump still visible and it will probably look like that forever because of Dr. Onision.
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From the Kermit and Friends server.
Maybe Goo will return and harass Onision.
It's IP2 and its a very deep rabbit hole, I suggest you look in to it. It got started years ago because of Ice Poseidon and live streaming. Just google for things like "IP2 always wins", I been watching the stuff now for over a year and its unreal. There's so much to tell, but trust me Onision will fit right in there.>>882661
If Goo ends up boning Onision it will be hilarious.
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I really hope Greg hooks up with these freaks and spends a week traveling around the PNW in a smelly RV. The only reason I kinda know about these people is because Andy Dick got arrested for rape because he was hanging with this group. These people seem to be heavy drug users and mentally unstable. And they dont fuck around. They dont go on Twitter and YouTube crying to their fans that they got assaulted and try to get someone cancelled with hashtags and "social justice." No, they actually fucking call the police and get people arrested. Id love to see Greg spending a little too much time with one of these weirdos and getting accused of rape because they passed out (after shooting up or drinking too much) and woke up with lube in their asscrack and Greg was the last person they were around so it must of been Onision who diddled them. Please let this happen.
Yup, and i kinda forgot to give this warning when i mentioned IP2, but seriously, heed this warning: do NOT get involved with IP2 in any way, shape or form. Trust me on this, do not post on their communities forum or other message boards. And if you do not heed my warning remember to never ever give them ANY private detail about yourself, do NOT become a streamer yourself.
Sure, you can just do the opposite, but remember I warned you. These are a people that make 4chan and kiwifarms look like they Disney forums. They're like Encyclopedia Dramatica times a billion and they destroy anybody they come in contact with.
This is not an exaggeration, again, you can ignore my warnings about them and maybe even feel i'm being over dramatic but I sincerely pray you don't need to have to find out for yourself exactly what they are. People have literally died on IP2, lost their kids and had their life completely and utterly destroyed. More so even than with 4chan or ED.
If you do decide to interact lurk for as long as you can, learn every inch of it, and mostly hang back. Thank me later.
Is that you Royal Black?
Have you hooked up with any other pedo boyfriends that abuse your kids?(hi cow)
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So it looks like Captain Content decided to go with a bunch of boring nobodies instead. Greg kinda fucked up since they all feel he's a pedophile, nobody wants him.
So its a glass half full type thing.
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So what happened with this exactly? Was it another thing made up by you know who, is it going ahead as planned? What?
That mention is from 5 months ago, and nothing has happened since then.
Then of course we also had the Sheriff and the FBI, hjs anyone ever asked Chris Hansen, Sarah or Regina whats taking so long?
I can already hear Hansen saying "these things take time" but we've been waiting how long now, 3 years?
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He's either had a stroke or has been popping more eyelid cysts. I can see some discoloration spots so that must be the remnants of the chalazions he pokes with dirty needles. That thing is droopy as fuck.
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You're not wrong.
Doesnt he have a growth on his back near his spine, like a ball of fat (hump/hunchback) or something he he wont have removed? And wasn't Quasimodo partially deaf from the ringing bells? Greg was crying about losing his hearing a couple weeks ago. >>882081
Its all coming together.
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His latest "stand up comic" video has an intro title sequence. Could it be true? Is he going to leave the internet for the millionth time?
I really hope he joins the workforce because I want the "I saw Onision working at ________" saga to begin. I can just see the same teen fuckwits that are ratioing his tweets, egging his house/car and putting his home address in sketchy online ads start to harass him IRL at his new job. Greg will blow up and strip naked in front of his manager to prove he's human.
Anyway I doubt he will leave the internet.
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Two of Greg's favorite people are going to be talking shit today. I hope we get a spergout from Onionboy.
Out of the hour long show they spent a whole 3 minutes talking about Onision. Its funny how irrelevant Greg is now.
starts at 43:40
Nothing new that hasn't been seen in earlier threads.
Hansen says Greg has not been criminally prosecuted as of yet.
They joked about going to his house. Greg hiding in his basement and calling 911.
Mentioned Cloey's near death fall from a second story window and all the other police calls/reports.
Hansen brings up the Epstein and R.Kelly cases as to why it sometimes takes years to bring sexual predators to justice.
Hansen seems to be moving away from Greg going to jail and leaning towards a civil case.>I know that there are things in motion that will likely hold him accountable in the not so distant future. I'm confident. I had a discussion today in preparation for this. There's not a lot more I can say about it. I feel there's going to be some legal repercussion before too long.
>>885051>Hansen says Greg has not been criminally prosecuted as of yet.
No shit, Chris? Maybe if you hadn't lost Sarah's laptop?>They joked about going to his house. Greg hiding in his basement and calling 911.
I will never understand why you didn't just do a sting, like you did with TCAP. You would have had him already.>Mentioned Cloey's near death fall from a second story window and all the other police calls/reports.
Tragic, but old news is old.>Hansen brings up the Epstein and R.Kelly cases as to why it sometimes takes years to bring sexual predators to justice.
Actually both of those went pretty quick. We heard about it, they did a documentary, and they went to prison.>Hansen seems to be moving away from Greg going to jail and leaning towards a civil case.
Over what exactly? What would even be your case? I'm sorry Chris but I don't believe a god damn thing you're saying. And these little leftover breadcrumbs you sometimes throw us just to shut us up ain't helping nothing.
Lets face it anything Hansen touches turns to shit. Hence why that other pedophile freak Dahvie Vanity isn't in prison either. I wish to God someone else had handled Greg, someone capable.
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>>885065>Maybe if you hadn't lost Sarah's laptop?
It was lost? I thought it was sitting on Vincent's desk the whole time. Eventually it was mailed back to Sarah and she walked it to her local FBI office in Michigan. And what exactly was on the laptop that would of gotten Greg thrown in prison? All I've ever heard is there might have been evidence of Lainey sending nudes of herself to underage girls, and requesting nudes from those same girls.
>I will never understand why you didn't just do a sting, like you did with TCAP. You would have had him already.
Greg always skirted the law. He waits till the girls are 16 or 17 (AOC is 16 in Washington)then pounces. TCAP couldn't pretend to be a 12 year old fan and get Greg to drive half an hour to her house for a sting. Not because he's too smart to get busted. He's just lazy. He vets them through Lainey or his loyal fans and then flies them to his home.
>Cloey's near death fall. Tragic, but old news is old.
No matter how "old" that incident gets I'm glad when it's brought up because it shows how shitty parents they both are. Lainey for not properly supervising her children while on her phone cruising for new prey and Greg for video taping his injured daughter while she laid on the concrete driveway with a cracked skull because he was terrified the police would think he did it. And we cant forget the notorious sado-sexual tweets he made while his little girl was in the hospital.
>Epstein and R. Kelly cases. Actually both of those went pretty quick. We heard about it, they did a documentary, and they went to prison.
Epstein had been accused as early as 2000. Victims
had gone to the police and Feds and nothing was done for decades. He was finally arrested and committed suicide in 2019. R. Kelly had been accused as early as 1990. Victims
and the victims
families had gone to the police for years but he was allowed to continue abusing girls and boys for 3 decades. He was finally arrested and imprisoned in 2022. 20 to 30 years for justice to be served and a sexual predator to be put in prison (or an early grave by suicide) is not what I would call "quick."
>What would even be your case?
I think you're confused. Hansen wouldn't be the one bringing the civil case against Onision. Sarah or any of the other girls Greg has slandered online could sue him much like Johnny Depp did to Amber Heard. Sarah would have the best case imo. Greg called her a rapist. He made dozens of videos and blog posts accusing her of raping him and his wife. That's defamation and we saw how that went for Amber Heard. Greg has no money now, you cant get blood from a stone. But you sure as hell can garish his income for years until he pays off the settlement.
Yes, "non-saging-kun", I'm really disappointed that I didn't get to go to prison and I feel i'm a piece of shit.>>885075
If I were as stupid as "non-saging-kun" i'd claim you where Chris Hansen now, but i'm not that stupid. You have a point too, sure, but Chris Hansen did drop the ball tremendously. He fucked it all up and everything he touches turns to liquid shit.
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Why so serious?
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He's been tweeting nonstop since 7am. He's all over the place.
angry that people say no one watches his videos or reads his books
trying to counter the trolls who are saying the links to his forum are IP grabbers
doubling down that he was blackmailed into having sex
lawyers, police and witness say Onision is not a criminal
people want to deplatform him to silence the truth
everyone in the documentary lied to make money
tweeting screenshots showing that Chris Hansen and Jeffree Star have blocked him.
angry that people are tweeting out clips of him talking about willingly having sex with Sarah, calling it "out of context"
I could go on and on. He's replying to randos on Twitter. Is this because of the Blaire White / Chris Hansen interview yesterday?s
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I recognize GMT Master from Kiwi. He must be lurking all the "hate sites" to rile himself up. We can only assume he's watching r/Onision & lolcow right now.
Is he too slow to understand that his books are only read to be made fun of later, or is it him covering his ears with his hands going lalalala?
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Now Greg is taking a polygraph test to prove his innocence/honesty.
Am I reading his tweet wrong or is he insinuating the test was administered by the police?
>Certified by the police department
This was a big thing a year ago with a lot Youtubers. "The Polygraph Challenge" Of course Greg is late to the game. Usually it was a test given to a couple in a relationship. It would be light hearted and funny. You need someone to ask the questions and read the monitor, but Greg has no IRL friends and I highly doubt Lainey will do it.
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No longer are they "haters" "stalkers" or "Anti-O's"
Greg found a new term for everyone that thinks he's a piece of shit. Onision Bullies.
Theres a reason polygraph tests aren't admissible in court Onion boy - it's because they're not reliable.
Not to mention, if you fully believe you did nothing wrong, even when you did, of course the test is going to show you didn't "lie". Lies have intent. When you're so narcissistic that you believe you can do no wrong, it's very easy to delude yourself into thinking it's an absolute "truth".
Not to mention, Onion has joked about rape multiple times, so that's a pretty piss-poor defense right there.
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I guess it was cop that gave the test. Plus it was at a police station. Hmmm, I wonder what the fuck went down that he had to take a polygraph concerning the allegations against him at a police station. And I wonder how "innocent" the test came out since he likes to spin things in his favor.>the polygraph said inconclusive when I was asked if I groomed Sarah, that means I'm honest and not guilty.
The police absolutely do. They trust them and think they're way more reliable than they actually are. Police theory is 100% retarded. I got a major in it. They widely use tactics that force false confessions and will cross you out of suspect lists if someone passes a polygraph. >>885370
Onision is definitely not a good candidate for polygraphs if he truly suffers from NPD. I don't want to armchair, but George Contanza's "it's not a lie if you believe it" is not really a joke. People can also pass lie detector tests if they don't trust the reliability. It's just a measure of physiology. I got plenty of inconclusive results when I took one for class demonstration because I have an anxiety disorder.
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Onision said his polygraph was taken at the police station by a "very experienced female officer" But Pierce Country doesn't have a female polygraph examiner. So hows that work?
This is so weird. Why reveal this now? Why did he hold onto it for so long if it supports his casr? He's been waving around that other police report as "proof" he didn't do anything for years - it's like his main supporting document.
I think it originally came back inconclusive and he's doctored it in desperation, honestly.(learn2sage)
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Polygraphs don't mean jack shit. Psychopaths easily beat polygraphs, and Greg is a narcissistic psychopath. There are many, many cases where psychopaths passed lie detectors with flying colors, also because they're unreliable as fuck. Case in point? Gary Ridgway:https://antipolygraph.org/blog/2003/11/05/green-river-killer-gary-leon-ridgway-passed-polygraph-with-flying-colors/
Guilty as FUCK, killed many women, yet passed the polygraph without breaking a sweat. Its also why more often than not they won't allow a polygraph to be admitted in to the case as evidence. Since it means fuck all.
I get why Greg now clings to this polygraph like the sticky shit he is, but its entirely meaningless.
The guy is grasping that straw and clinging on to it for dear live but it doesn't mean diddly squad. The way he was talking he's full on expecting to get "uncanceled", well that isn't happening. Because he's still a pedophile, not even IP2 wants him.
Dude desperately needs to figure it out. Since he always feels like a mopey tween anyway he should be flipping burgers at a shitty burger joint. Don't creep on the actual teens though, Greg, because then the 17 year old pimply faced manager will fire your ass.
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He always over exaggerates and tries to puff himself up in any situation. He seems to be trying to say he got a job in law enforcement and that's the reason for the polygraph test.
I'm positive that the test didn't have any questions about him being a groomer or all the other allegations that got him cancelled. So I guess he thinks that because he passed a test with general questions about his past and any criminal behavior that means he's honest and anything else he says is the truth.
The only job in law enforcement that I think Greg could get is some kind of rent a cop job. Mall security or something similar. I hope Greg understands that any job he gets is going to get swamped by calls from people letting his new employer know about his shady past. What is any employer is going to think when they find out their new hire has a 4 part documentary about him on the Discovery channel that chronicles his grooming and sex pest behavior.
oh, shit, he’s almost certainly getting a job as a security guard
that’s why the polygraph lady isn’t from his local police, she’s from wherever the job is at
Perv Blart Mall Cop saga begins
No, his dad was named as one of the trustees named in the client’s estate whom the firm was serving documents for a trial. The firm works various corporations and mortgage/financial agencies around the country
hence why he was listed on our database. I found out because I was overshadowing another paralegal working on the case months prior but didn’t post about it right away due to the confidentiality agreement. Since I’m anonymous here and my employment was terminated, I figured I let y’all in on not-so-relevant milk. Small world, huh?
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Has Greg been completely honest with his new employers about all thats going on, and WHY he now needs to get a regular job?
Because you might want to mention that, Greg, you most HONEST youtuber you.
"I'm a former cop"
Yeah cause that worked so well for you. Poor guy who is going to have to see your deformed pimply little cock when you inevitably strip naked in front of him too
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In other news his "incurable skin disease" is still uncured.
He's very careful with his words in that video.>I applied for a job. I am employed but at the time I was applying for a job where they said I had to take a polygraph and so I did.
The way I interpret that statement is that he is currently employed, probably with DoorDash or Uber. But months ago he applied for some job that required a polygraph test. And because he answered truthfully to questions like "is your legal name James Jackson… have you ever done illegal drugs?" he thinks we're suppose to believe EVERYTHING he says is the truth.
He wants the "Onision Bullies" to assume he got some type of law enforcement job that requires a polygraph. We all know his history of twisting and playing with words Example- "Id never do anything I wouldn't do with a friend" when he hooked up with Billie. Or Lainey telling him not to have sex with Sarah anymore so he convinces them that anal isn't really sex. He lies by omission or plays fast and loose with definitions.
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Greg will be on Elisa Jordana show Kermit and Friends this Sunday. I hope someone asks why he backed out on cruising in Captain Content's RV.
No hard evidence. Just reacting to the first part of the video that >>885793
quotes. He’s doing his laughable verbal gymnastics to try and mislead. >>885808
Seems like the general consensus here and there is that he’s doordashing or flipping burgers? Soooo you think he impressed them with his polygraph and he’s mall copping it up, kek?
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You can't rape the willing. Specially not if its at their own initiative. Greg's mother crazy tammy used to give him full naked body massages (he told this himself in videos) so you bet your ass she fucked him too. Knowing a walking boner like Greg, and a complete incestuous new age weirdo slut like crazy Tammy, yeah. They fucked.
So Captain Content says he still
wants Greg on the RV, so when the job doesn't pan out and you know it won't
Greg should give him a call.
With all the hate donations Greg and Captain Content will make bank on that shitty RV, plus there's a chance Greg can fuck Elisa. Which would be hilarious too, since Captain Content likes Elisa yet she won't give him the time of day.
Oh, Elisa is Andy Dick's fiance, by the way. And she clearly has a thing for Greg, she had him on her shitty podcast very recently again.
I watched it but it's nothing new. She gives him a platform to tell his lies and even a lot of her viewers hate it. Elisa is not doing herself any favor but I think she also doesn't care.
I bet Greg would never have thought that someone over the age of 14 would be so uncritical of his stories kek. He wasn't flirty with her which suprised me so maybe he isn't into her. I don't know if she's really too old, he also liked Jaclyn Glenn even though she was an exception.>>885893
I'm pretty sure she's 42. She likes to lie about her age and say she's in her early 30's but she clearly looks closer to 40 and it doesn't add up with her career.
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She's trying to do something she isn't good at, which is interviewing people. The only reason she's a little somebody is because she's fucking Andy Dick. very sometimes, I reckon, since he's either strung out on coke or fucking Chicken Andy up the ass in the RV
He's her meal ticket, as pathetic as that is. Just think about it: Name one movie or show Andy Dick has been in from the top of your head. No cheating, no googling, although even if you look at his IMDB page I doubt very much you've seen anything with him in it.
I haven't, in any case.
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Watched his House Chores Rap video and noticed a telescope in the backyard. I wonder if his neighbors have a teen daughter with a 2nd story bedroom.
She isn't even fucking Andy Dick, she's just exploiting him in hopes of getting famous. Their relationship is staged or maybe in her head it's real, who knows.
Apparently she's going to buy an RV and I really hope it happens and that she invites Onion so we can watch him be retarded and overwhelmed surrounded by other people kek. Especially since the people Andy is surrounded by are all drug addicts. It would be hilarious
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Early on in the interview they talk about his Onlyfans and he says he almost collab'd with Momokun. Was that in some earlier thread and I missed it? That would of been a beautiful collision of cows.
yeah she was with that one fat buddy whats his face, one of the minor side characters on stern.>>886176
that would be glorious where it not for the fact that Greg is a lot like Chris-chan, he expects people to come to him, he's afraid to leave the house and travel. Afraid people wanna hurt him, and rightfully so.>>886178
Would you happen to mean Tessi with Momokun, or is there some chick out there calling herself Momokun? If you mean Tessi then yeah someone been trolling him about a year ago, pretending Tessi wanted to collab with him on onlyfans (aka fuck). He fell for it and even bragged about it on his twitter. He was super duper psyched about it.
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The whole interview consisted of Elisa sucking his dick, Greg telling his "I was raped and all the women in my life are psychos" stories for the hundredth time, the other guests not really knowing who the fuck Onision was, and the comments section being spammed with pedo and groomer for an hour straight. I loved that Greg would pretend not to read the comments and finally it would get so bad he'd sperg out for 5 minutes about it. Why does he do these interviews? At the end he didn't convinced one person of his honesty or innocence.
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Did he write an autobiography this time or am I missing something? Also the chair force should’ve sent his ass to Iraq/Afghanistan when they had the chance.
If it's really an autobiography I won't be surprised if he turns into L or God right in the middle. kek
It'll be an interesting read, especially since he likes to twist details, so it's another window into his weird mind.
Jesus Christ, he really thinks he's some sort of hero don't he? with his fake 1000 yard stare.
nigga, you were stationed in north korea where you guarded a fence. you were a shitbird who lived off of base which was the whole reason for you getting married in the first place and you couldn't even handle that, so you made sure to be kicked out spergin out stripping naked in front of your CO REEEEEEEEEEEEEing autistically, and then when that didn't work you made a shitty youtube video trying to be edgy.
Good grief I never seen anybody being so god damn hung up about having been in the airforce, most people don't even mention it ever unless someone asks and most they mention is "oh yeah i was in the army for a few year". its like a sticky shit, it ain't a big deal, fucko. not unless you actually seen some god damn action and had bullets flying around your head. and even then they never ever talk about that shit.
get a grip, man.
wish he had been stationed in north korea
(kek I know that was a typo)
his little MY DIARY DO NOT READ “book” is so unbelievably retarded
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oh right it was south korea, slip of the tongue. I wish that dumb asshole would stop pretending he was special forces and having done 58 tours in vietnam or some shit.
that fat old piece of shit keeps faking that 1000 yard stare and even had the audacity to make his url "americanairforce.com" like he was the only nigga in that shit. what a fuckhead.
seen action, never fired a gun except for blanks in training, and he's a stupid dumbass.
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I was watching this documentary on Rose West ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhQBtMnGHxk
) but doesn't this look a lot like Lainey?
Fred used to pimp out Rose, maybe an idea for Greg to make a quick buck?
I hope Gines reads it>>886449
Kek he really had that domain? >>886491
They've been compared to the Wests so many times. I don't know, they're like a lite version of them but Lainey is an actual doormat unlike Rose. Fred killed himself after she let him down in court, the dynamic is not the same.
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i guess laineys back to being a girl eh greg
>>886874>since if they know what's in his book, they have to have visited the other farms.
But… He's posting it chapter by chapter on whatever his garbage website forum is called right?
Isn't that where otherfarms got it from?Like, a forum where anyone could make an account for free, yeah?
yes, the tinfoil makes no sense
i think the chapters of the sekrit diary of greg onion, age 36 1/2 are only available for the “elite” or “immortal” paypigs, though
Occam’s razor suggests that somebody just paid the $10 or whatever to leak, rather than that onion decided to leak his own garbage
I never tinfoiled, I just asked a question. It seemed strange to me that a book gets leaked at exactly the chapter he's working on right now. As if some troll would have direct access to his shitty Apple hard disk.
You are forgetting that Greg is a narcissist, and to a narcissist any attention, good or bad, is narcissistic supply.
I never said it was him, but I wouldn't put it past him either.
Plus he could always play the victim
afterwards, going "you Onision 'Bullies' (as he calls them now)" are soooo obsessed with me that you posted chapters of my book on KiwiFarms oh my gaaawwd. I can already hear him say that shit in a video.
There's so much benefit to him "leaking" his own shitty book that I could totally see him doing that. Hell, its not like he hasn't before with his weirdo psychopathic BDSM shit
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>>886886> the sekrit diary of greg onion, age 36 1/2
Thanks for the inspiration.
No-one is "forgetting" that waterbrain is a moron narc.
Your tinfoil is ludicrous.
Curb your insanity.
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>>887014>I'd put 15$ down that some kiwifag coughed up the money for his "immortal" bs and leaked it, end of story.
The kiwifag didn't pay for a membership to get the full chapters.
Each time Greg releases a chapter he puts out a "teaser" and you can read the first 3 or 4 paragraphs for free on his blog section of the forum. If you want to read the full chapters you have to become a member. The kiwifag compiled each freebie chapter teaser, spoiled it and made a full post about it. Greg has boasted that each chapter he's written is 5,000-6,000 words. Each spoiler chapter on KF is just a few paragraph, so its further proof the kiwi fag just copy/pasted the free teasers.
How do I collect my 15$?
thank you for clearing that up
gurg is such a shitty writer that those short abruptly ended things could have actually been the chapters, but this makes more sense
When you really think about it Chris-chan and Greg have a lot
in common, with the only exceptions being Greg being an incel able to pull some very broken little wallflowers, and Chris actually having some talent artistically. Yeah, I know, sounds wild but just take a minute to compare the two.
Just take Gregs books in example, and compare them to the early Sonichu comics (not the later ones where Chris became actually insane) to see that Chris-chan is a much better storyteller than Greg.
Go look in to it, i'm convinced you'll agree with me. I'm not just saying this because it's Greg.
Chris is the better writer.