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Comedian fart pics Anonymous 04/06/23 (Thu) 09:13:04 PM No. 160423 [Reply]

I've noticed nonas made a few of these kek

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Anonymous 02/04/24 (Sun) 11:12:26 PM No. 167491

>>167490
Big asses are ugly

Anonymous 02/04/24 (Sun) 11:17:48 PM No. 167492

>>167490
I'm pretty sure Ellen hangs out here. Either her or that obese goth cow.

Anonymous 02/05/24 (Mon) 04:34:05 AM No. 167495

kek at fridgechans coping in the comedian fart pic thread

Anonymous 02/06/24 (Tue) 02:21:25 AM No. 167510

>>167495
Ellen is the one coping. Not even shay likes your big ass that much.

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 11:07:43 PM No. 169396

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fresh fart

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Doup+ Channel Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 11:22:04 PM No. 169385 [Reply]

>Hi this is Dolly Mattel and youre watching the Doup+ Channel!

post all doup edits here

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 11:22:45 PM No. 169386

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Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 11:24:04 PM No. 169387

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Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 11:31:45 PM No. 169388

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Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 04:04:39 AM No. 169392

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>>169387
update with nona's edit

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Vintage Milk Anonymous 04/15/23 (Sat) 02:46:36 PM No. 161616 [Reply]

Are you rereading old threads? Discuss landmark vintage milk in this thread.

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Anonymous 08/23/24 (Fri) 02:02:59 PM No. 169315

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>>169314
To see peanut dick in action(spoiler this)

Anonymous 08/24/24 (Sat) 03:48:05 PM No. 169317

>>169043
She looks like a ghoul on the right and he is making a soyjack reddit face

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 10:21:29 AM No. 169343

>>168821
She really didn’t/still doesn’t have a real friend in the world, because I know if at 20 I told my friends I was moving to bumfuck OK to be with my divorcee daddy dom tumblr boyfriend they would lock me in my room and keep me there until I missed my flight. Where the fuck even were her parents during this saga?

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 06:23:05 AM No. 169369

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>>169043
necromancer and her undead thrall

Anonymous 10/31/24 (Thu) 12:59:32 AM No. 169523

>>169077
this is so fucking funny i can't believe it flew under the radar

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ShAy-I Thread Anonymous 04/01/23 (Sat) 01:13:30 AM No. 16630 [Reply]

Post AI art of Shayna and friends.

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Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 11:22:08 AM No. 169360

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Shayna eating sushi after dying her hair.

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 06:48:44 PM No. 169365

>>169360
These seem kind of fetishistic

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 05:54:37 AM No. 169367

>>169360 the tiny ass teeth sitting in the middle of her bottom lip ahhhhhh!

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 06:10:58 AM No. 169368

/r/ for some more shAI edits of her new pictures. those claymation and barbie ones legitimately made me laugh harder than anything last year

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 10:13:55 AM No. 169374

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>>169365
I'm using the AI from here >>169321
It's a NSFW coomer AI so it producing fetish imagery shouldn't be too surprising.

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Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 11:37:28 PM No. 169188 [Reply]

Thread for moments of shock, horror and disgust throughout shaystory

THE CONTENT HEREIN IS NSFL - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

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Anonymous 08/26/24 (Mon) 01:10:35 PM No. 169333

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Yet another instance of her showing the inside of her asshole
Thread #61
>>>/snow/1071721

Anonymous 08/28/24 (Wed) 06:47:51 PM No. 169340

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A random dog fucker appears
Thread #64
>>>/snow/1089952

Anonymous 08/28/24 (Wed) 06:55:04 PM No. 169341

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Shoving a turkey baster up her asshole
Thread #64
>>>/snow/1091005

Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 08:27:32 AM No. 169548

>>169189
I have hidradenitis suppurativa and I'm thankful every time I she Shays acne ridden pussy that the HS hasn't affected my pussy. One of my armpits looks like raw meat during flare ups and the scarring is horrendous though. But even though my armpit is gross, I just don't shave my armpit hair. Why on God's name would shay shave her pubes when she clearly has/had issues with ingrown hair and acne there? Better yet, why not shower and try to control the acne or wax to avoid ingrown hairs? I just will never get what goes through her mind.

Anonymous 12/08/24 (Sun) 02:33:52 PM No. 169662

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Taking a candy cane glass dildo out of her ass and sucking on it
Thread #65
>>>/snow/1101984

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WORKS OF SHART Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 10:35:01 AM No. 162981 [Reply]

A place to share works of shayart featuring our beloved baby bimbo

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Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 10:47:44 PM No. 169187

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Anonymous 08/15/24 (Thu) 06:31:06 PM No. 169222

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Last thread an anon said she looked like troll face

Anonymous 08/15/24 (Thu) 08:51:52 PM No. 169223

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shaypony

Anonymous 08/15/24 (Thu) 10:27:45 PM No. 169224

>>169223
why is this actually kind of cute, good work anon

Anonymous 08/16/24 (Fri) 10:46:35 PM No. 169246

>>169223
Kek! This is perfect nonna. I would love to see you do other cows too (idk where you would post them but this is so good)
>>168939 this has lived rent free in my head since it was posted.

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Shayrics (shay lyrics) Anonymous 04/03/23 (Mon) 05:38:16 PM No. 158291 [Reply]

Here you can post lyrics.

I'll post some from the Shaynatorium.

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Anonymous 12/03/23 (Sun) 07:43:44 PM No. 166422

Not a song but a poem I composed for you nonnies:

Late upon a midnight fleeting,
While I doordash'd (also tweeting),
Leaving dildoes, never sweeping,
Strewn upon the dirty floor.
Quoth the Shaynus, 'nevermore'

Anonymous 12/03/23 (Sun) 08:55:41 PM No. 166424

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>>166422
gorgeous, I love it

Anonymous 12/03/23 (Sun) 10:25:21 PM No. 166427

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Because you know I'm all about that shay
'Bout that shay, no implants
I'm all about that shay, 'bout that shay, no implants
I'm all about that shay, 'bout that shay, no implants
I'm all about that shay, 'bout that shay (shay, shay, shay, shay)

Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no size two
But If i photoshop it, shop it, like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got those tetris block titties (titties)
And I smell like mildew

Anonymous 12/06/23 (Wed) 07:00:34 PM No. 166482

>>166427
Kek! Her face is sending me.

Anonymous 08/14/24 (Wed) 02:55:04 PM No. 169209

What'll you do when you get lonely
And nobody's waiting by your side?
You've been filming gross porn much too long
You know it's just your foolish pride
Shayna
Get off your fucking knees
Shayna
I'm begging, cow, please
Shayna
Dear cow, won't you ease my worried mind?
I tried to give you consolation
When your gross moid had let you down
Like a fool, I fell in love with you
You turned my whole world upside down
Shayna
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future shaydictions (shayna predictions) Anonymous 05/09/23 (Tue) 10:07:36 AM No. 162200 [Reply]

post and discuss your predictions of what shayna will do next, in the near future, or in the fat (oops i mean far) future.

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Anonymous 06/12/24 (Wed) 09:05:55 AM No. 168687

Shayna will not quit SW. She will end up like Lori from /w/ and still have an OF when she's older, still not earning much money and struggling to pay rent, still fat and unhealthy. The difference will be that she will look even worse and have a lot of wrinkles, so she will use stronger filters on her photos.

Anonymous 06/12/24 (Wed) 08:21:52 PM No. 168688

>>168686
I think Shayna is constantly breaking down and trauma dumping to every woman who she feels is a "Friend". She's not happy and she won't accept whats making her unhappy is this "Job".

Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 12:32:25 AM No. 168831

who thinks shes gonna kill herself this year? or die in some other unrelated way? she always predicted she would be a member of the 27 club

Anonymous 07/05/24 (Fri) 08:32:49 PM No. 168846

>>168831
I don't think she would do it. Chasing after temporary pleasures is what keeps her relatively happy for someone with a lifestyle as miserable as hers. She's gonna be fine for as long as she can afford booze

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 08:28:18 PM No. 169182

The sissy coomer "bf" will fully troon out and Shay will start posting about having a new gf

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they match each other's freak Anonymous 07/29/24 (Mon) 01:20:11 AM No. 169060 [Reply]

think about it:
>both live in seattle
>both from the northeast
>haven't been financially free since 2014

there's no reason why shayna and DSP shouldn't be dating each other right now

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Anonymous 08/01/24 (Thu) 08:08:05 PM No. 169078

>>169074
She is definitely too fat for boogie, that narc

Anonymous 08/12/24 (Mon) 10:06:05 PM No. 169172

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onlyusemeblade/Brian Risso matches her freak:
>he's from seattle
>alcoholic
>fat
>broke from bad choices
>internet lolcow
>uses other people and generally pisses everyone off and makes others feel disrespected
>doesn't take care of himself
>sexual degenerate
>has been on the decline for years but keeps trying to push the idea that he can get big again
>hated by his family members
>makes his mother cry

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 01:03:44 AM No. 169175

>>169172
they would be perfect together. im so sad there hasn't been any milk with him lately. the saga where he was staying with that crazy bitch then went up on the mountain with that guy in a camper was magnificent.

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 10:37:37 AM No. 169179

>>169172
Where can I read about this guy kek. Kiwifarms? That place has such annoying posters but this guy sounds milky enough to look past that

Anonymous 08/13/24 (Tue) 11:12:50 AM No. 169180

>>169179
there's a couple entertaining YT documentaries. some are even series lol

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Shaykover Anonymous 08/02/24 (Fri) 01:57:45 PM No. 169085 [Reply]

Put your skills to work nonny and use apps like meitu and facetune to give our queen a much-needed makeover!

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Anonymous 08/02/24 (Fri) 07:25:37 PM No. 169091

>>169090
yes thats the “edit” portion. go actually read the thread and see whats posted before you respond.

Anonymous 08/04/24 (Sun) 10:03:01 PM No. 169110

>>169087
lol we literally get red texted on the main thread, and now this? So sick of newcomers acting militant over a thread.

Anonymous 08/05/24 (Mon) 03:07:22 PM No. 169115

>>169110
If you read old lolcow threads there used to be so much freedom. Maybe because we had a small userbase. Maybe because it was 2014. People would blog with reckless abandon, use :3 ^__^ );
Type

Like this

And have little one-off chats in replies. Posts didn’t get nearly as many replies, but it’s so fun to read old old old /pt/ threads. Like go all the way down the catalog.

And I’m not saging because this is a hidden board and these militant imageboard users need to gtfo and read old threads, we used to have fun here

^_____^(^_____^)

Anonymous 08/12/24 (Mon) 09:30:19 PM No. 169171

Test

Anonymous 08/14/24 (Wed) 06:08:39 PM No. 169213

>>169110
you do realize its because you tried to create a thread that already exists right? like there is already a entire established thread where people give her make overs? like youre clearly just sperging and getting defensive cause you didnt get your way. no one is censoring what you post, you just failed to check if a thread already exists and got called out.

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