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No. 169617[Reply]

A place of refuge to go when the fun-hating, terrible, takes-the-small-amount-of-power-she-has-and-abuses-it farmhand red-texts content in the main thread. Be free nonas! No mods or farmhands allowed to participate.
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No. 169625

>>169618
My fiancee knows about her, we call her Shaynart

No. 169630

my roommate's boyfriend came over and used our shared computer to look up the weather forecast. however, instead of typing in the address bar, he accidentally pressed the arrow button next to the address bar and it brought up the entire browsing history. it turns out I had recently scrolled through a thread about shayna, and the browser had cached the images from the thread. he was taken aback when he saw all sorts of disturbing images of shayna's ass, including the one where her dildo was covered in shit. he then proceeded to scroll through the rest of the history, revealing all sorts of other depraved content. I frantically tried to close the window, but he was too quick. He printed out every single page, stapled them together, and left them on the kitchen table with a note saying "are you okay?"

No. 169635

I've had few dreams where I would have to save Shay somehow or/and have sex with her
Make that what you will..

No. 169636

>>169618
when I lived with my ex-nigel I was browsing on my computer and started laughing at a comment on here saying "she's literally making mong porn at this point" and when he asked what I was laughing at I decided I'd explain and show him the pictures which inspired the comment. he knew I was always looking at weird shit on here and the fruit farms so didn't really bat an eyelid. after that, every time I'd laugh at something on my phone or laptop he'd say "is it the mong porn girl again?"

I haven't shared with current gf but maybe one day I will. as a treat.

No. 169640

I've shared her with my best friend, who now requests periodic updates. Even funnier, I encountered a fellow farmer in the wild (one of my moid friends is dating her) and Shay was the reason we both found out we were farmers kek. I was describing "this crazy OF chick who put fireworks up her ass" and this girl looks me dead in the eye and says "…is her name Shayna?" All of this is happening in the middle of one of those "paint pottery and drink wine" things while her pet moid stars on in pure confusion.

She and I text back and forth pretty regularly now. I sometimes wonder if Shay has brought other secret farmers together IRL lol.



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No. 169437[Reply]

Thread just got locked cause Shrinky Dinks posted her diabetic pussy. Great job, idiot! Let's take refuge here.
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No. 169496

Kinda wonder if lavarock and shrinky dinks are actually the same person aka troll who is buying vag photos from random women who are ranked 99.99999999999% or whatever on OnlyFans

No. 169497

>>169496
Lmfao can you imagine paying some random e-whore to write out a message for lolcow farm and then take a picture posing with it beside their unfortunate vagina?

No. 169498

>>169497
kek yes its insane people think this is what is happening

No. 169611

i only saw this now. was it a random photo, or did the poster have a paper with timestamp or something?

No. 169616

>>169611
yes the fat chick date-stamped and wrote a message directly to farmers saying like “yes nonas, i have a vagina and post here” or something equally obtuse



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No. 164799[Reply]

Which pic made you think DAMN SHES UGLY for me it was this one her head looks like a deflated balloon and her expression is so ugly the smirk the double chin
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No. 169595

>>169567
>Brat graphic from tumblr (she's gonna find out about brat summer in 2030)
>2015 choker from forever 21
>huge stretched ears from fupa era that she won't let go
>huge wings and lashes that don't go with this at all
>bangs so butchered I can't even find an adjective. that's just not how you do bangs girl
Please Shayna get rid of at least one of your shayacteristics

No. 169600

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>The face she makes when she wants cuddles, food or sex.

No. 169604

>>169499
Winner

No. 169605

>>169600
Lmao this was so bad, and for what? She never even used that motion tracking camera ever again

No. 169649

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What even is this facial expression?



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No. 162176[Reply]

Post about the times Shayna has influenced you to buy or try something new!
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No. 168015

>>167423
but why not just use your toothbrush though?

No. 168020

>>168015
I got the plastic thing at first cause the toothbrush doesn't get it as clean as it'd like plus I tend to gag on my toothbrush when I do it towards the back. The plastic tool vs the regular toothbrush is a mild upgrade but the metal is incomparable I'd say. You'd be seriously surprised how much you would be taking off, plus it's much quicker since it gets the whole tongue in one downward motion so you just have to repeat it a few times while rinsing your mouth between scrubs vs scrubbing around the tongue a few times with the smaller brush.

No. 168030

>>168020
NTA but you’ve made me want to upgrade from my Orabrush. Is there a specific brand/metal you’d recommend or does it not matter?

No. 168033

>>168030
I honestly got the cheapest 2 pack off amazon with decent reviews lol. I'd personally just recommend making sure it's made from either copper or stainless steel so it's easily cleaned and non-rusting and recommend the design in the original picrel. I see some that are looped and have just one handle which imo seem not as good a design but that's personal preference probably.

No. 169598

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it was so good



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No. 162131[Reply]

Thread for all of the side characters in the Shaynaverse.
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No. 169576

>>169569
His face looks fucking bloated here >>169565
>>169571
That’s a hemorrhoid

No. 169577

>>169576
i hate moids. they will convince women anal sex is hip and cool, then leave you as soon as you get a hemorrhoid because your asshole no longer looks "toit like a virgin anus". kiki is officially "busted" to the average scrote because ricky delgado or whoever she fucks had anal sex with her to the point she got the hems.

No. 169578

>>169577
i got hemorrhoids before and it was from shitting bricks, i've never done anal sex. but yeah they suck though. They heal, but they stay visible

No. 169580

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im so embarrassed for kiki. she posted a video of her filming her boyfriend fucking some other whore. yikes.

No. 169581

>>169565
oh sorry anon his @ used to be SolSalvatore i had forgotten this one. he's definitely gained weight he used to be skin and bone



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No. 168781[Reply]

Post screenshots of Shay being delusional or just making up massive lies.
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No. 169258

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No. 169299

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Thinking her content was ever good

No. 169300

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Thinking people attribute her "success" to being pretty

No. 169311

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No. 169563

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No. 167793[Reply]

Lets discuss the "what ifs"?
>What If Shayna never met Fupaul
>What if Shayna was never tumblr famous?
>What if Shayna was raised by a single parent?
>What if Shay was a only child?
>What if Shayna was Vegan?
>What if Shayna never had the breast implant
>What if Shay's relationship with her family was better?
>What if Shayna was born Shane?
>What if Shayna was a lesbian?
>What if Shayna never entered sex work?
>What if Shayna was still thin?
>What if Shayna was born another race?
>What if Shayna was a red head?
>What if Shayna was a horse girl?
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No. 169217

just wanted to shout out the OP for the hilarious reversed gif of her meeting fupa. genius. my what if is… what if shayna never had poland syndrome? i honestly believe her getting the fake breasts altered the history of her future. she would have been humbled earlier by her missing boob and may have actually had to develop a personality instead of making her personality in highschool her tits. honestly why would they even given someone less than 18 that surgery? plus the whole “my dad paid my boob job” larp she tried to do in highschool gave her brain damage that has lasted to this day

No. 169371

this is random but i've been thinking about this since lolcows are becoming more popular with normies, what if there was a youtube video essay/deep dive (kinda similar the videos turkey tom or cecil mcfly make) made about her? something that talked about her controversies + what makes her a lolcow. on one hand it would suck because newfags would swarm LCF but it's just interesting to think about how shayna would react.
shay is lucky enough that she's a semi obscure lolcow, kiwis know about her but they think she's boring. how do you think she would react? would she lock down all her accs or ignore it? would she suicidebait? would she use it as an excuse to avoid working? would she cry to her wealthy dad to fix it? the mind of shay is so interesting.

No. 169394

>>169371
They wouldn’t be able to show enough because of YouTube’s restrictions

No. 169546

What if Shay started making yoga and fitness content, and gained flexibility and a few followers & dollars, and lost a few pounds

No. 169547

>>169546
If she gave up on being a failed ewhore she could probably start a successful career as a blogger documenting how she left sex work and how she was fixing her life. This would include diet and exercise, gaining qualifications so she could get a good job and how she was taking steps to repair her mental health. She will never do this because it would require effort and admitting that she was wrong.



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No. 157932[Reply]

Shay 4, 3, 2, or 1, shit even the Shayout (fallout Challenge), Pick your game, and play your Shay, rules!

>Favorite Color must start as Pink

>Job must be as close as you can to the real deal
>Traits must START as close to Shayna as you can
>Characters in the Shayverse must BEGIN as they do irl. For example, don't make Womack some op super sexy sim. Make him what he is

Lastly-
I want to see where every Shay starts and ends. We all start the same BUT it can't all end the same?
Maybe Shayna will loose weight in your game, actually become a digital artist. Maybe she'll marry Womack, who becomes super rich.
Maybe she'll become that super rich sex worker. Regardless, play it your Shay!
(In general I think Shayna makes a interesting character arc for a sim. Starting off as a sex worker, maybe thin. Have her drink/eat until chubby, maybe she becomes famous and beloved. Maybe she becomes a housewife or a gamer girl! It's your world and your gorl!
(this is retarded, i know. I'd like to see some heartwarming storylines though)
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No. 169532

>>169525
She looks very similar kek you nailed it nona

No. 169534

>>169525
There is both an OF mod and a sugaring mod for TS4
https://maiagame.fr/onlysims/
https://maiagame.fr/sugar-baby/

No. 169538

>>169527
You should make Ellen & the tranny diaper guy and make them have an open relationship with the lumpinou relationship overhaul mod. Then you can make her get in fights with other side characters like Soy Salvatore, Ricky Delgado, and Fupaul. Maybe cheat and make Fupaul her ex.

No. 169540

>>169538
I'm pretty sure you could change the jealousy settings in CAS and that would prevent the annoying effects of jealousy moodlets from placing established relationships in the negative. there's also wicked attributes, which despite being cringe, has something called casual romance which essentially is dating people without ever advancing to official boyfriend and girlfriend which seems appropriate.
I'm not really interested in making the gross orbiters that Shat's involved with (mostly because their appearance just isn't interesting). Buuut, I could make some passable Traniel or Ellen sims. I know creators who make bdsm gear but If I'm going to be honest I hate those gimp head coverings and probably would never put them in my game. unless I recolor the luchador mask in the game, it's gonna feel half assed. I spend most of my time in CAS. making a serious attempt at LARPING as a failing prostitute isn't fun or funny imho. I basically never use (and to be honest I don't think I have before this point despite this pack being there for a long time) the media production equipment here so this gave me an excuse to. The only thing I have an interest in is digging through my thousands of cc to recreate stuff I see.

If I'm not feeling lazy I could put her up for download and you could make all those characters yourself if you want to.

No. 169545

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>>166938
Updated maxis match Big Shaynus. I tried to recreate her new 1980s lot lizard aesthetic but I can't find a hair that matches the 1980s perm with tard bangs combo. I also think the CAS update broke something because I can't change her hair colour or eyebrows for different outfits.



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No. 157750[Reply]

Nona, Nonnie and Nonita get in here and let's tall about your favorite totally more then like true Shayfoil (tinfoil aka Titfoil). They try to silence the truth but they don't know the truth!
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No. 169295

i think the pets are gone. not one mention of the cats or noodle since she moved into the one room in someone elses place. i really hope for noodles sake she didn't drop her off at a kill shelter. i hope shes with a nice family now with a big yard she can run around in and they take her on long walks. shes really a cute dog. i can't believe shes only 4/5 years old and already has a white muzzle like an 8 year old dog.

No. 169296

>>169295
just checked petfinder around renton and didn't find them but i still think they could be living elsewhere from her

No. 169302

>>169295
Noodle would probably find another home. I'd be more concerned about Rib because she's the oldest and doesn't like other animals.

No. 169413

Does anyone else suspect that Shayna's john that she's living with is a feeder?

No. 169522

shayna broke up with ellen that's why she's extra broke and extra moody now



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No. 161829[Reply]

Post all of Shayna's worst hairstyles here!
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No. 169382

>>169381
i don't think so nona. her current bangs start further back on her head than her old ones so that bit of extra hair will make them thicker

No. 169428

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>straight bangs with this hairstyle

No. 169482

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No. 169490

>>169482
Her head looks like a peanut.

No. 169504

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The face is what is is but what the fuck is she doing with her hair? Why did she go to a saloon and get the dated lot lizard highlights only for her to go back to pedo pandering hair in bunches?



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