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Fatspo Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 02:34:00 AM No. 162962 [Reply]

Post before & afters, or just pictures of Shaymu looking particularly portly.

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Anonymous 06/04/25 (Wed) 01:12:43 PM No. 169979

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Her stomach looks so huge

Anonymous 06/06/25 (Fri) 09:54:11 AM No. 169988

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Anonymous 06/06/25 (Fri) 10:18:33 AM No. 169990

>>169979
This shocked me. It's like someone has thrown raw bread dough on the floor. Her skin has lost it's elasticity and has given up trying to contain the blubber. Compare it to this image from when she was in Tulsa >>169935.

Anonymous 06/07/25 (Sat) 07:33:18 AM No. 169992

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Anonymous 06/07/25 (Sat) 04:08:09 PM No. 169995

>>169992
face filtered to oblivion while the cottage cheese thighs are left untouched

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Shayna Lookalikes Anonymous 05/18/23 (Thu) 11:27:40 AM No. 162408 [Reply]

Post public figures that you have come across who look like/remind you of Shayna

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Anonymous 05/28/25 (Wed) 01:33:59 AM No. 169960

>>169958
I actually thought this was a screenshot of a porn she did with her with one of the pool moids KEK

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 06:11:08 AM No. 169972

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Shayna if she was a pop star

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 06:12:21 AM No. 169973

>>169701
That’s so funny. I’m cackling I’d talk about it with you if I could kek

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 06:59:14 PM No. 169974

>>169972
Someone in the main thread once said that Sabrina Carpenter is just Shayna if she were rich and had industry connections and I can totally see it

Anonymous 06/04/25 (Wed) 02:02:38 AM No. 169975

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>>169974
I can see Shayna doing this type of shit. Kek especially in front of minors

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Shay reaction images Anonymous 05/13/23 (Sat) 04:50:12 PM No. 162279 [Reply]

Our queen has so many great faces that can perfectly convey our emotions online

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Anonymous 07/11/24 (Thu) 05:16:53 AM No. 168912

Damn, it is crazy to look at all the old pics upthread and see how much life has left her eyes in the space of 4-5 years.
It's not just that she got fatter/uglier. She can hardly even open her eyes anymore. And even when she does there's nothing behind them. Just zooted 24/7.
Pics like these >>162513 don't even look like the same person as >>162420 and >>162311 and >>162309
Her soul is gone.

Anonymous 01/08/25 (Wed) 02:38:19 PM No. 169704

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Anonymous 01/08/25 (Wed) 02:39:10 PM No. 169705

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When you don't have enough money for the seafood boil

Anonymous 05/03/25 (Sat) 10:01:25 PM No. 169898

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Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 02:26:50 PM No. 169967

>>162489
>>162888
This is insane

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The "What If...?" Thread Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 06:55:40 PM No. 167793 [Reply]

Lets discuss the "what ifs"?
>What If Shayna never met Fupaul
>What if Shayna was never tumblr famous?
>What if Shayna was raised by a single parent?
>What if Shay was a only child?
>What if Shayna was Vegan?
>What if Shayna never had the breast implant
>What if Shay's relationship with her family was better?
>What if Shayna was born Shane?
>What if Shayna was a lesbian?
>What if Shayna never entered sex work?
>What if Shayna was still thin?
>What if Shayna was born another race?
>What if Shayna was a red head?
>What if Shayna was a horse girl?
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Anonymous 04/12/25 (Sat) 04:26:45 PM No. 169841

>>169839
I think she'd at least be on Kiki's level of "success" as far as getting signed to agencies and weight loss goes, plus she probably wouldn't have to live in that moid's basement anymore. She'd also probably feel herself way more as both a "bimbo" and "baby," although with weight loss, aging, and her general unhealthy/ sedentary lifestyle I have a strong feeling she'd sport that haggard, gaunt look, which might be easier for her to cope with than being fat. Though who knows as she's not a natural beauty even while skinny, and it could very well bring out her awkward giraffe stature and other undesirable features.

Anonymous 05/03/25 (Sat) 02:58:35 PM No. 169895

What if she had never gotten fat? Would she still be a complete failure, or would the repetitive porn, botched boobs and insistence on doing the pink Tumblr ddlg shit that was trendy a decade ago have still caused her porn "career" to fail?

Anonymous 05/03/25 (Sat) 03:33:02 PM No. 169896

>>169895
Her decline might have been slower because she would have been able to keep up the ~uwu baby bimbo barbie~ LARP for longer. I don't think it would have stopped her from failing because fat or thin, her "content" has always been low effort slop in an overcrowded market.

Anonymous 05/03/25 (Sat) 03:45:59 PM No. 169897

>>169895
She wouldn’t be as broke but her porn would still suck

Anonymous 05/20/25 (Tue) 04:47:12 PM No. 169944

>what if shayna was another race
black stoner shayna would go down the gangsta swag rather than hippie-grunge aesthetic route, and then her barbie baby bimbo aesthetic would instead be spoiled stripper hustler. shed look ghetto instead of looking like white trash. instead of tumblr private snapchat sex work, shed be a stripper and probably start prostituting irl faster. shed pretend to like biggie smalls instead of dad rock and want to land on a rich rapper. shed date her pimp and maybe a bunch of low-life wannabe rappers, instead of dating wannabe male pornstars and sissies. she wouldnt get into abdl because thats white people shit. shed get a bbl instead of a boob job.

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Things Shayna does that annoys you Anonymous 04/03/23 (Mon) 04:08:34 AM No. 158187 [Reply]

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Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 06:36:26 PM No. 168816

It just baffles me that she thinks the next dick or spanking video or whatever is going to thrust her into fame, you'd think she'd grown out of that shit.
I don't think se feels that strongly about it now, but i know it's in the back of her mind.
>Doing my first Boy/Girl will really go viral!
>Prositution will really help me advance my career and I'll get a sugar daddy who will spoil me endlessly!
It's like girl…her whole, "I'm so special" shit is weird. I used to feel that way until I turned 19 and realized i'm not "Special" i'm just retarded.

Anonymous 02/16/25 (Sun) 07:56:02 PM No. 169799

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i forgot about this or did not see it

Anonymous 05/11/25 (Sun) 11:27:51 PM No. 169928

As someone who once had a roommate who expected me to watch their behavioral-issue, ugly, untrained pets for free, Shayna really pisses me off. Why are these people picking up her animal’s shit for her and letting her drive their car? Seriously, what’s going on? I don’t understand this arrangement.

Anonymous 05/13/25 (Tue) 11:52:01 AM No. 169931

she got into my dream last night and was retard screeching during a business event i was throwing

Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 08:51:10 AM No. 170054

>>163516
>she thinks she's above it

The only thing Shayna thinks that she's above is working a shitty, minimum wage job. at this point, she's done regular p*rn with several disgusting looking men. It's just so uncomfortable to behold. I have no idea what's going through her head or how she doesn't feel repulsed by all of it. Guess when you've been new repulsive men for almost 10 years, it's all pretty normal. vom

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Taking It To /shay/ Thread Vol. 1 Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 06:11:20 PM No. 169617 [Reply]

A place of refuge to go when the fun-hating, terrible, takes-the-small-amount-of-power-she-has-and-abuses-it farmhand red-texts content in the main thread. Be free nonas! No mods or farmhands allowed to participate.

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Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 04:48:52 PM No. 169919

>>169917
Any prehistoric shat screenshot/relics to share?

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 05:33:46 PM No. 169920

Anyone working on the new thread?

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 05:46:51 PM No. 169921

>>169920
I was going to make a new thread but I'm sleep deprived and will probably fuck it up.

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 05:52:55 PM No. 169922

>>169921
Fuck it, I'll take the risk.
Does anyone have suggestions for a thread pic?

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 06:46:10 PM No. 169923

>>169922
Done. New thread
>>>/snow/2116173

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Shaylusions Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 12:10:31 PM No. 168781 [Reply]

Post screenshots of Shay being delusional or just making up massive lies.

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Anonymous 08/21/24 (Wed) 06:11:52 PM No. 169300

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Thinking people attribute her "success" to being pretty

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Anonymous 11/09/24 (Sat) 01:06:43 AM No. 169563

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Anonymous 05/02/25 (Fri) 01:28:51 PM No. 169894

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The Fashayion police: Shayna's worst outfit ever Anonymous 02/03/24 (Sat) 01:43:10 AM No. 167447 [Reply]

A thread for sharing Shay's biggest fashion disasters.

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Anonymous 07/12/24 (Fri) 01:28:52 PM No. 168919

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Anonymous 08/04/24 (Sun) 10:15:09 PM No. 169111

>>167886
>>167871
>>168361
>>168073
At least these fit her

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 09:53:56 PM No. 169383

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This outfit is objectively hideous and looks fresh out of the aliexpress box it was shipped in.

Anonymous 02/18/25 (Tue) 05:33:40 AM No. 169802

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Anonymous 03/26/25 (Wed) 06:57:41 PM No. 169832

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>>169802
This isn't cute, she just looks special needs.

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Vintage Milk Anonymous 04/15/23 (Sat) 02:46:36 PM No. 161616 [Reply]

Are you rereading old threads? Discuss landmark vintage milk in this thread.

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Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 06:23:05 AM No. 169369

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>>169043
necromancer and her undead thrall

Anonymous 10/31/24 (Thu) 12:59:32 AM No. 169523

>>169077
this is so fucking funny i can't believe it flew under the radar

Anonymous 02/13/25 (Thu) 08:17:37 PM No. 169785

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Was rereading the old threads and saw this, she says she wouldn't marry a pig yet dated one (fupa), how ironic
Taken from thread #54 >>/snow/982396

Anonymous 02/17/25 (Mon) 03:06:08 PM No. 169801

>>169785
willfully misinterpreting her. she likes ugly men, but is saying cops (pigs) are untouchable and unfuckable for her ~woke points~

Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 02:58:28 PM No. 169968

>>169369
i laughed so hard to the point where i sounded like a lardy seal being being slapped around by geriatric daddies

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How would you repair Shayna’s life? Anonymous 04/05/23 (Wed) 10:48:26 PM No. 158673 [Reply]

If you were to wake up as her one day, or simply were allowed to make changes into her life, how would you get her life back on track? Where would you start? What steps would you take?

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Anonymous 12/25/24 (Wed) 07:44:22 PM No. 169687

>>169685
Found the ugly tard who can't dress herself

Anonymous 01/01/25 (Wed) 11:38:10 PM No. 169691

>>169685
Go fuck yourself, I like anons' responses to the creative writing prompt. >>169684 painted a kind, soft, and even Hallmark-esque life that contrasts well with Shayna's bleaque, stubborn downspiral. It's like the hooker edition of The Little Matchgirl

Anonymous 01/06/25 (Mon) 02:54:05 PM No. 169703

>>169684
I can’t believe some of you retards took this greentext shitpost seriously lmao

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 11:59:52 PM No. 169718

>>169684
I've been laughing at this for 5 minutes. Some good ole' greentext.

Anonymous 01/30/25 (Thu) 03:38:09 AM No. 169729

>>169684
Obsessed w this

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