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No. 1878489

AKA Heather Sparkles / Heather Michelle / Heather Explores / Kitty Ravage

Previous Thread >>1834322

IG: @haunted_butterfly
@graydayscurio (online shop, still to take off)
@heather_explores (old account)
TT: @heather_explores
YT: heatherexplores19

Heather Steeles is a 33-year-old former retro toy collector/Fairy Kei fashion Youtuber reincarnated as a self-proclaimed spooky Victorian summer goth nice girl on an eternal quest for the Ryan of her otherworldly dreams. Her persecution complex, constant negativity, obsession with her "influencer" status on social media, and frantic love-bombing behavior shows no signs of slowing down.

All the “Ryans” in order:
>Ryan 1: Motivational Youtuber. Heather latched onto him and he apparently tried to help the dysfunctional couple by suggesting Heather seek therapy. Eventually they both threw him to the dogs.
>Ryan 2: Ryan Z. Urbex’er whom Heather latched onto and physically stalked several times by using other people for rides. Met up again Oct 2019, Heather posted some cutesy things, and in less than a day those posts were removed and she put him on blast.
>Ryan 3: Short-lived gamer boy met through Tinder.
>Damian: On-off Urbex boyfriend. Eventually put him on blast after their 500th breakup.
>Ryan 4: Craig. Graveyard photographer Heather briefly dated, but they appear to still be friends.
>Ryan 5: Clay. Ex-boyfriend who broke up with her because she was negative. Tried to lure him back by being negative on her instagram stories.
>Ryan 6: ChaseRyan. Dated for like 2 weeks LDR and were supposed to meet IRL but he changed his mind after he realised she’s batshit.
>Ryan 7: Femryan. Stated dating the second time they met irl. After multiple breakups, Heather decided to end things for good because he wanted to go to a party on Halloween instead of going to the cemetery like all of their other dates.
>Ryan 8: ChaseRyan round 2. They finally met in person but he was also seeing someone else and ultimately chose her instead.
>Ryan 9: CharmRyan/GhostRyan. He got the measure of Hag pretty quick, and confessed to ghosting her cause she was still using Tinder and living her life on social media.
>Ryan 10: BomberRyan, which sparked and fizzled within a week. >>1186214
>Ryan 11: OldRyan, ryanectomy performed in less than 48 hours of this one being on the scene.
>Ryan 12: Revengeryan / Ryanhumrevenge -@Rumhamrevenge, older alt photographer who's been hanging out with Heather. Not a true ryan because he's not a spoopy boy she wants to fuck, but comes in and out of the picture like the other ryans. Their relationship is weird and they've shared hotel rooms, but Heather doesn’t think he's a keeper for some reason. >>1288115, >>1288582, >>1289256
>Ryan 13: PapeRyan. An old friend who she lost touch with ‘because of muh stalkers’. 13, unlucky for some, certainly unlucky for him. It seemed like she had finally found a decent match but it lasted mere weeks, Hag blaming their break up on his religious beliefs.
>Ryan 14: BloodRyan aka Lurch. Heather met her match with this one- just as impulsive, insane, childish and melodramatic as she is. He promised the world, but after she quit her job and moved cities to be with him, he booted her out of his home after only a week…is he to blame? Is she? Heather claims the split was due to her plant collecting hobby, which Lurch was jealous of.
>Ryan 15: BrianRyan aka BRyan. After an initial pre-Christmas date, Hag was sneaking pics and declaring love for this new Ryan. Off-the-peg forest and sigil tattoos, painted nails, thinning hair and 2012 piercings. Heather refers to him as a "psycho" and claims she was too caught up in physical attraction to recognize his "toxic behavior."
>Ryan 16: ClockRyan. A resident of Long Island who she met over an app when he was visiting her area. She fell immediately in "love" and followed him back home, visiting NY with him over a weekend. He broke it off after about a week, apparently due to getting back with his ex.
>Ryan 17: BabyRyan. Met him on some dating app and he lived 2 hours away. Calls him her "baby boy." Dates him for a few weeks at most and manages to pull off a pregnancy scare in that time. BabyRyan breaks it off in response to the "accidental" scare.
>Ryan 18: AxeRyan. Heather matched with him on an app a year ago and forgot about him. She then matched with him again but offline about a month ago by attending the same spooky paranormal convention. He's a "Certified Paranormal Investigator" and is completely smitten by our summer goth princess.


In the last thread:
>Makes friends at Paracon >>1834391
>Complains about being sooooo isolated >>1835011
>Pride Month Advocate of the Year >>1835063
>Stupid handsome ClockRyan completely shattered her heart >>1835836
>Triggered by ClockRyan >>1836232
>Never talking about ClockRyan again by making a flurry of IG stories about him >>1836365, >>1836367, >>1836370, >>1836371, >>1836375, >>1836379, >>1836380
>Sharing her ClockRyan shrine progress >>1837152
>Our Victorian queen reminisces on ClockRyan's first red flag >>1837215
>"I'm so depressed, I'm gonna die alone. No one wants me because of my extreme alternative lifestyle." Yes, the extreme alternative lifestyle of going to Gettysburg, paranormal stuff, and antiquing while dressed in potato sacks. >>1837588, >>1837698
>Potato sack cosplay >>1837798
>Cries some more over ClockRyan >>1838515
>Still haunted by ClockRyan >>1838800
>Is "getting past the breakup situation" >>1839187
>Good riddance to Heather, ClockRyan finally blocks her >>839442
>A milky visit from ClockRyan's friend, Traffic Cone who was alerted to this thread by no other than ClockRyan himself >>1839490, >>1839490
>Heather finally moves on and gets herself a new date >>1840248
>Glad to be dumped by ClockRyan because the new date is a real keeper! >>1840769
>RealKeeper calls it quits after 1 date >>1840912
>"I'm always alone." >>1841623
>A wild NormieRyan appears!? >>1845488
>Etsy era forthcoming? >>1845492
>BabyRyan makes his debut with Heather recreating a photo she previously took with ClockRyan >>1848354
>Heather loves BabyRyan! >>1849633
>Submersible expert rescues us with her very important thoughts on the Titan tragedy >>1852023
>"I'm not crazy, I'm Heather, just accept it." >>1853227
>From BabyRyan to BabyDaddyRyan! Heather's pregnancy scare saga >>1853831
>Oops, bad news, turns out she just forgot when she has her period >>1855583
>BabyRyan escapes before there are any babies. Heather overshares about never using condoms with him >>1856546
>FYI I'm Single (Again) Era >>1856902, >>1857019, >>1857021
>Visits GhostRyan (RIP) >>1857130
> Overshares about the BabyRyan breakup and her pregnancy scare (again) >>1860756 >>1860757
>Summer goth >>1863316
>Goes to an event so spooky that she seemed to manage to make friends >>1865929
>"I promise I'm actually A very nice girl" >>1865932
>Taphophile community is taking away her Ryans >>1869486
>GooberGang era and AxeRyan teaser >>1872863
>Facebook AND lock-of-hair official with AxeRyan >>1873521, >>1875315
>Heather reflects on her fateful in-person meeting with AxeRyan by admitting that she originally passed on him online a year ago >>1875847
>Complains about losing "so many followers" when she literally only loses 5 followers >>1875847, >>1876938

No. 1878490

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It's almost like someone took an axe to her bumper. Wonder what she managed to hit.

No. 1878501

>>1878489
Reading the recap is a whirlwind. It's hard to believe she's managed this many ryans in just a month or two. I'm honestly shocked she hasn't had a real pregnancy scare yet considering her weird aversion to using condoms. Guess it helps that these guys aren't really getting laid elsewhere when it comes to the STD dangers at least.

No. 1878504

>>1878490
The way the plastic is pulled on the side looks like she pulled out (in reverse) too close to something and it caught and pulled her bumper partially off. All cars nowadays are mainly constructed with plastic so one everything breaks much easier as well. Honestly this happens to everyone at least once in their driving experience, it’s just usually done at a much younger age if that is what even happened.

No. 1878599

Thanks for the thread nonna, the recap is superb!
>>1878490
>he's coming up with a plan to repair this
This is really her ideal Ryan. She doesn't have to do a fucking thing, just fall asleep on the floor eating frozen junk food while everyone else does all the work.

No. 1878675

>>1878490
She has a pattern of manufacturing drama within a short time of "dating" a new Ryan (i.e. the fake baby scare). Wouldn't be surprised if she pulled up to a curb and did this herself bc he wasn't giving her enough attention.

No. 1878735

>>1878490
i like this ryan from what we've seen so far. i hope he sticks around longer than a week.

No. 1878835

>>1878675
RepairRyan must have a lot of patience. Or be a doormat.

No. 1878971

>>1878835
Nah, judging by how ugly he is, heather’s probably the first non greasyhaired white trash chick he’s ever pulled. He doesn’t know her yet. He’s in his “I’m so lucky” phase of dating someone visually out of his league. He’s trying to impress the cow.

No. 1879244

>>1878971
It's this, exactly. Heather is probably the hottest girl he ever pulled and he thinks he got lucky. Poor guy, like a lamb to the slaughter kek

No. 1879258

>>1879244
She will be moved in mooching off him soon enough. I kinda feel bad for him. Her “hotness” isn’t worth everything else.

No. 1879269

>>1879258
Men, or people in general, get what they deserve when they fuck a crazy person.

No. 1879424

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I don’t think she’s into this current dude at all. A few days ago she was filming and quickly turned the camera away from him - different than how she tries to flaunt the other dudes

No. 1879467

>>1879424
I think you’re right. Also her eyes in these videos were psychoooo. She’s still thirst trapping, this isn’t gonna last. Sorry Halloween nonna, there’s still plenty of time for another.

No. 1879551

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>>1878735
>>1879424
Well, they've already lasted nearly 2 weeks of being reciprocally Facebook-official with our friendless Heather meeting AxeRyan's GooberGang friends early on. Looks like none of this raised any red flags given that AxeRyan STILL wants to spend the entire upcoming weekend with her. I agree that they seem perfect for each other. I hope she keeps him with a spooky baby announcement.

No. 1879583

>>1879551
This is coded as "I don't find him attractive but he gives me the attention I want".
She also hasn't said "I love you" publicly either.

No. 1879602

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>>1879583
She's already making it sound like she could never find herself a boyfriend before him.

No. 1879629

I cannot keep up with this bitch. She has a new date every week. Is she fucking everyone in her state daily or what? It's like she goes to work but then goes right home to be addicted to her dating apps and fuck every guy on the first date.

No. 1879651

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Heather should date this guy if the current Ryan fails.

No. 1879652

>>1879651
He’s gay and has a boyfriend anon

No. 1879667

>>1879583
I mean, he’s goofy looking, but imo LurchRyan was much uglier

No. 1879694

>>1879602
In this pic he actually looks cute in a goober kind of way. Endearing actually. He seems very sweet on her and I hope she doesn't just rip him to shreds. He might be too good for her.

No. 1879708

>>1879602
>everyone said
Literally bitch WHO?

No. 1879726

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>>1879602
I like how she always sounds like she's giving a reflective interview about a man she met on a reality show where she conveniently retells her backstory every time she speaks for exposition and soundbyte purposes, she is definitely running her own one-woman dating show via Instagram
Also the sticker right over his face kek

No. 1879736

>>1879667
I agree LurchRyan was ugly. There's just a tone to Heather's posts about this guy that lacks the usual crazy obsession she usually expresses.

>>1879602
But this is making me think I was too soon to judge lol

No. 1879742

>>1879551
I know she's emotionally stunted but she just doesn't sound like she cares at all. Calling him "this one" doesn't help.

No. 1879747

This is 100% Adam 2.0 - even her saying she chased after guys for the wrong reasons (and it’s always been about her 9th grade crushing on them over their spoopy bs or looks/aesthetic) implies she thinks this guy isn’t attractive but he treats her well. I predict she keeps her dating aps and cheats on him or just breaks up for an “upgrade”. No guy that’s ever shown interest in this psycho lasted long.

No. 1879879

>>1879424
>>1879467
The way she eye-fucked the camera was absolutely psycho and horrible, all these videos with her "crying make-up" and having the same smile at the same minute, very cringe. I'm Halloween nonna and we have 81 days to go, so 11 1/2 weeks. For me it feels like she might have realised that he is the "best" she can get in the near future and sure, he isn't attractive, but Lurch was uglier and her new Ryan is around when she needs him. Honestly, I think she will fuck it up around mid September or after this weekend. I still hope that she is taking things "slow" this time and maybe this will last longer than a month.

No. 1879909

>>1879879
Don't lose hope, halloween nona!

No. 1880011

>>1879602
Snagged him at a con but we saw she was ghosted by a guy off a dating site days later. She's settling.

No. 1880058

>>1879602
Didn't expect to actually feel a little bad for one of her Ryans tbh. This guy seems absolutely smitten with her, but she's calling him "this one" instead of "the one" like she usually does. She only talks about what he does for her, not who he is. And she intentionally covers his face or obscures him? Poor gooberRyan is on a fast track to heartbreak. He might last a while though considering how much he seems to baby her, how she's banned from multiple dating apps now, and how she's ran through a large portion of available men that meet her standards in her area. Her options are getting limited.

No. 1880060

>>1880058
>she's calling him "this one" instead of "the one" like she usually does
that's a good thing. she's changing. the results will be different this time.

No. 1880064

>>1880060
Ehhhhhh. Idk. My bets are she's still on dating sites. If she isn't she's realizing he's useful and sweet. He seems very nice. But I bet she's not fully happy because he's not a spooky boi to her standards.

No. 1880088

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>>1879726
Now she's not just retelling the story but also sneakily changing the details of how they initially met. First she said they matched on a "dating app" but now it's just some fateful Facebook connection stemming from her need for friends and totally not from her obsession with finding a new Ryan.

>>1880011
Tbh this event would've been the perfect time for AxeRyan to swoop in as her saviour from heartbreak.

>>1880058
>>1880064
Sounds like Facebook Dating was one of the last few places she could go to. I don't know how it works but I would assume her updated relationship status might not be a very good sell in a slim-to-none remaining pool of Ryans. At the same time, the fact that Heather's photo from their seemingly meaningful in-person encounter only includes herself does not bode well for this Ryan or Halloween nona. She's working overtime to convince herself why she's with him instead of the regular love-bombing.

No. 1880112

>>1880088
the dress is giving bridesmaid, the weird fishnet and unflattering mid-calf boot is just giving unfortunate. It's crazy how bad she is at dressing herself still.

No. 1880118

>>1880088

ok, yikes at all of this. "couldn't deny the fun energy" and "he understood things that others didn't care for" is hardcore friendzone language. not how you talk about your one true love. i feel genuinely sorry for this weird dude. i'd bet every dime to my name that she is still scrolling dating apps looking for her next kill. she's addicted to this little game she's created now and she's not going to let some guy's obsession with her get in the way of that!

No. 1880166

>>1880118
i think it's good that she's starting the relationship off slowly and having a basis of friendship. it's way better than what she usually does, saying she loves men after knowing them for one day. this thread always gets after her for doing that but when she does the opposite multiple people think it's somehow also bad?

No. 1880201

>>1880166
I guess many here think that her behaviour is just fake and she settled for him while still looking for something better. I hope that it's not the case as this is the first Ryan I've encountered that I would say is a good catch for her and that doesn't seem to treat her like a fast way to have sex. Maybe she really changed a bit, I fear she didn't, but we will have to wait and see.

No. 1880217

>>1880166
It's bad because she's not into him. She just likes the way he treats her and lowkey takes advantage of him.

No. 1880257

>>1880011
Not very firmly, either. This feels more restrained and scripted than usual. New Ryan in time for Halloween?

No. 1880272

>>1880088
One hundred percent this. It's astounding to see so many people think she's changed and is maturing. She's literally done no work to change or mature. From the way she twists things to fit her own narratives she will never change. This dude is good enough for now because they share a couple common interests and he's nice to her and we all know she hates being single more than anything in the world because she's announced it a thousand times in between ryans. Y'all can keep hoping but Heather's gonna Heather.

No. 1880365

>>1880272
Agreed. PapeRyan was the same, shared interests and very kind to her, but she moved on because she thought she could do better. This is that all over again. The guys she's obsessed with dump her, and she dumps the guys who genuinely like her. The common factor is that regardless, the relationship doesn't last.

No. 1880401

People should not feel bad for AxeRyan. He has been following Heather on social media for at least a year and has seen her unhinged posts including her pregnancy scare. He knows what he is getting into.

No. 1880405

>>1880401
Common, with her level of craziness, she most likely hides certain stories from certain people

No. 1880943

>>1880166
I agree, being crazy attracted to and obsessed with someone right off the bat is ironically a recipe for failure, whereas dating someone you’re kinda into but not head over heels for actually gives the relationship a chance to grow into something. If Heather were a normal person I’d applaud her for the new approach. She is not a normal person, and I’m sure she’s bored by the lack of drama and ready to bail at a moment’s notice.

No. 1881048

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>>1880943
Agreed. I was rooting for them at the start but now she's been posting a lot of stories from going antiquing this weekend, all without managing to mention AxeRyan. Not only is he her willing photographer, he's also the one driving her around and enabling one of her favourite hobbies. The fact that she's more excited to post about materialistic things and herself instead of her catch of a relationship does make it seem like she's already either bored of him or thinks he's ugly.

No. 1881200

She’s just jealous of Ryan Z’s gf so she settled for any ghost hunter and started investigating her room. Let’s be real lmao. Dunno if other nonnies watch his channel but his gf has been in a bunch of his videos recently.

No. 1881225

>>1881048
He’s taking photos of her for her next dating profile lmao

No. 1881227

>>1881048
I love antiques and appreciate really old things too but I swear she buys the ugliest shit. Every time. Drives me crazy.

No. 1881231

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>>1881200
what is his channel name?

AxeRyan made a small appearance in her instastories. pic rel kek.

No. 1881236

>>1881048
Not a single hand holding pic?! Warning, this relationship will self destruct in 3..2..1..

No. 1881361

>>1881236
He won't be around long enough to make it to the spiral staircase.

No. 1881407

>>1881236
My tinfoil is that he is absolutely into her, but not into being posted on social media all the time. He probably limits his selfies and being posted. (Self esteem and privacy) She has to reproach how she “expresses” her love for him, and doesnt get to show him off. It totally would throw her off, but not necessarily mean a breakup. Shes got her own camera man, who isnt desperate for online attention from other women… sounds like the proper fit to me.

No. 1881578

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She posts way more about him and their adventures on Facebook.

No. 1881588

>>1881578
>ate together in my car
>spoiled like this
why would you eat in your car and think that this is anything close to being spoiled? If all the stuff she has written so far about AxeRyan is true, she should keep him. I'm on board with nonas idea >>1881407 that he just doesn't like to be on display all the time and therefore there are little pictures of them together. And she will love for him being around and taking all the pictures of her, giving her all the attention she always wanted. I wouldn't even say that he is more ugly than she is, for me, they fit together perfectly and I hope we have some weeks without her "I'm so alone, everyone hates me, everyone wants to destroy my life" bullshit.

No. 1881598

>>1881578
Ah this is cute
>>1881588
She spends a lot of time in her car, eating, crying etc so it's him joining her in her habit basically.
So glad she finally has a guy to match her level of neediness, I think a lot of the BPD spiraling we see is because she gets anxious and lets her feelings snowball, he seems to be able to keep that in check by basically attending to her needs in a way where she doesn't end up anxious/thirstposting/attentionseeking/showing off/mad declarations and so on. This might actually last.

No. 1881646

>>1881048
Oh jeeze I was wondering when she'd make it over to The Dark Parlour in York. They have monthly events that bring alternative people together. She's been bitching and moaning for so long about how there are no goth things to do in Central pa and there are so many neat things happening all around her!

No. 1881672

>>1881578
Even if he is ultra needy and a clinger, gdi Heather do not fuck this up. He does seem genuinely sweet.

No. 1881869

>>1881578
Can't say something nice about AxeRyan without making it about other dudes.

No. 1882726

No highlight gallery on Instagram with pics of new Ryan and her together.
No actual public posts of new Ryan anywhere.
Relationship status isn't on front FB page.
No Instagram lives from her car even talking about new Ryan.
She's not flaunting this Ryan bc she's just not that into him.

No. 1882777

>>1882726
it's probably that and maybe AxeRyan really doesn't like to be in the spotlight all the time and told her that. There are people that dislike being posted on Instagram every second of the day. At least we don't have to observe her daily mental breakdowns anymore, until they break up and then the cycle starts again.

No. 1882930

>>1882777
Even if he didn’t like his pictures posted, surely she’d be mentioning him and showing pictures of his shoes or holding her hand. I feel like she likes him, but he’s absolutely a place holder.

No. 1883207

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Has she always claimed to have ADHD? I don't recall hearing that before.

No. 1883220

>>1883207
Cant wait to see Heather in 10 years, on an episode of hoarders sPoOKy eDiTiON.
It will be on just in time for halloween!
She throws away and donates every item that has to do with an ex love of hers. But can she truly let go?

No. 1883226

>>1883207
Since when is being a human magpie a symptom of ADHD?
To answer your question, yes, she has claimed to have it before. She partially credits ADHD for why she can't read a book or watch a movie (the other reason being that she's "too real" for fictional media, of course).

No. 1883270

>>1883226
She also blamed ripping her bumper off her car on ADHD.

No. 1883292

How come she knows she suffers from ADHD but doesn't realize she's textbook BPD as well?

No. 1883300

>>1883292
In my experience, people are willing to share their diagnoses that are having a ‘moment’, used to be depression and anxiety, now it’s ADHD and autism—but they tend to be ashamed of their real problems and keep those close to the chest. ADHD is a trendy, handy excuse (for many) for being a useless ditz. BPD is unsexy and doesn’t carry social clout.

No. 1883310

>>1883207
Isn't this the bits of junk that she cried about collecting with train Ryan? The owl statue is also giving shrine vibes.

No. 1883546

>>1882726
Imo the flaunting is actually an anxious attention seeking behaviour, trying to show the moid she's serious and get a reaction from him. She doesn't need to go that far with this one because he reacts to whatever she's saying to him (e.g. help me with my car, I'm all alone at lunch, etc) before it gets to that point. I don't think she was expressing pride but rather using socia media as an outlet to demand attention when asking for it directly didn't work. Also Lurch was worse looking than this guy so I don't think it's that.

No. 1883862

>>1883546
Lurch was definitely uglier, but he was also covered in tattoos and had a well-reviewed solo metal project, so he was "cooler" and "edgier" than AxeRyan. Those things go a long way when it comes to attraction.

No. 1884065

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Here's a new one for you nonnies. Looks like she's decided to claim autism along with ADHD all of a sudden.

No. 1884113

>>1884065
since when is being prepared an autism or adhd thing

No. 1884119

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>>1884065
I wonder if Brady has autism, he definitely has that look about him

No. 1884126

>>1884119
He genuinely looks disabled I actually feel kinda bad

No. 1884130

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>>1884126
His teeth are fucking awful too, I don’t blame Heather for not wanting to show him on social media. She’s way out of his league and she’s nothing special

No. 1884141

>>1884130
As long as he’s a nice person I don’t think we should judge him on looks alone he has a big friendly smile on his face most of the time hopefully he can stop heather being so miserable all the time

No. 1884157

>>1884141
He seems like a nice guy and isn't ugly to me, none of her moids are my type (except maybe femryan roast me girls) so objectively he's fine as far as I'm concerned

No. 1884165

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>>1884141
I still don't think she's that happy based on what she just shared in her stories.

No. 1884173

>>1884141
I agree, and he seemed pleasant in that initial clip she posted of him at the restaurant with his friends. If he's kind and stable and non-dramatic, I'm rooting for him.

No. 1884206

>>1884130
nonna honestly- he's not missing teeth, he just has malocclusion. braces cost a fortune, sometimes up to 10k, and a set of 6 front crowns can cost almost as much. find something else to nitpick.

No. 1884240

>>1884130
If Heather knew how to style herself and didn't look like some middle aged church mom wearing her walmart bought sunday best, she might be out of his league. Honestly though, I feel like they really match each other if anything. Typical looking small town couple. Also, even if he's kind of ugly, he seems unusually good to her? I usually don't cape for scrotes, but with Heather's track record she'd be smart to keep this one around unless she really misses all her "I'm too weird for love!" melodrama.

No. 1884402

>>1878489
>>1884206

It's not like he had a sugar daddy to give him dental insurance and pay for his braces/new teeth like someone else around here…

No. 1884428

>>1884173
>if he’s kind and stable and non-dramatic
I think we have found out why Camel isn’t that into him
it can’t be the looks, he looks much better than LurchRyan

No. 1884479

>>1884119
>>1884130
He really does seem like a genuinely sweet dude. You can usually tell by candids and he's definitely trying his best to be chivalrous based on Heather's limited posting. Let's just hope he's not a m'lady type guy. I predict his sweet, caring and fairly healthy approach to this relationship is going to turn her off and not be "dark" enough for her.

No. 1884709

>>1884126
that's just what guys from central PA look like.

No. 1884843

>>1884479
>>1884173

Trust no scrote. He looks like the missing link and he's from central PA, so I guarantee that he's still a virgin (from that area, either Amish or Quaker school or upbringing, sexless and repressed either way) and is kissing her ass because he sees her as his ticket to actually getting his dick touched for once in his life. Once she puts out - which she'll do right off the bat bc it's Heather and she's desperate to have a scrote give her attention - he'll start ramping up the abusive/controlling behaviors. Heather massively projects insecurity, desperation, and naivety, which scrotes are only attracted to because they're traits that scream "I'm easy to trap and manipulate."

No. 1884917

>>1884843
I might agree with you, except the major flaw in your argument is that literally no man wants to stay with her longer than a month or two, tops. Lurch was her longest since her husband, and that was only three months. Even stronger than insecurity, Heather projects absolute unhinged bunnyboiler energy.

No. 1884922

File: 1692512707153.png (497.39 KB, 526x564, hc.png)

Is this the first official picture of the happy couple?

No. 1884965

>>1884922
They're a looksmatch I guess

No. 1885077

File: 1692541045889.jpg (184.98 KB, 1440x1171, daf1f2649355be9331949d800b7926…)

>>1884922
he kinda look like steven bonnet from outlander in this

No. 1885094

>>1884922
Total Adam vibes man. If this does last it's going to end exactly how Adam did. I predict that it'll follow that path. She's going to mooch, feed off of him and use him till he's dry and then slap him with abuse accusations and beg for everyone fund her godund me to get out of the relationship.

Or maybe we are wrong. They do have matching forehead synergy.

No. 1885155

>>1884843
It's wild to see someone tinfoiling that the person next to Heather is going to be the crazy one here.
>>1884917
The (other) major flaw in their argument is that it sounds like they'd be putting exactly the same take on literally any guy she got with. They're not paying any attention to who he seems to be, they're just seeing 'male' and deciding it must be Onision or something

No. 1885488

>>1884843
0 chance he's a virgin since Heather has made it clear she rawdogs her boyfriends, also he seems quite social so it's likely he's had girlfriends before. You're trying too hard to find a problem, like how is he a paranormal investigator but also Amish tf

No. 1885584

>>1884965
She even turned her head in the opposite direction from the usual for a photo. True love will find a way!

No. 1885602

>>1885488
If anything he seems like a people pleaser, possibly to the point of being a doormat. If anyone is going to get ugly here, it's hag. I think >>1885094 has it right.

No. 1885837

>>1884922
Who wants to make a bet? I'll wager a drink of choice that this Amish-ass-looking autist will troon out as soon as Heather gets pregaganent with his defective offspring.

Provided they last long enough for a menstrual cycle or two.

No. 1885866

File: 1692647146460.jpeg (542.98 KB, 1179x1237, IMG_6075.jpeg)

I give it 5 days.

No. 1885897

>>1885866
This whole thing is just riddled with bullshit.

No. 1885909

>>1885866
Yea she didn't lose 70 pounds and she did not look sexy and glowing. She was still refrigerator shaped and it's her clothing style. Nothing wrong with being a little plump, but she's far from curvy and her body shape honestly just doesn't look good in her choice of clothing. She just wants to thirst trap people with push up bras and filters.

No. 1885950

>>1884922
70 days until Halloween.
This is holding longer than we expected, maybe we will be lucky, as this guy seriously lacks a backbone and seems to enjoy being her prisoner.

>>1885866
>>1885909
isn't she like 5ft? Would guess she is maybe around 145lbs at maximum? So, 70lbs would mean she was 75 lbs, that would be a BMI of 14.6… sure, Heather, sure. Next mental illness will be an eating disorder. I really can't wait for her "cooking" pictures, kek.

No. 1886011

File: 1692662755595.jpeg (382.9 KB, 828x1422, IMG_2564.jpeg)

Seems like the relationship is going well

No. 1886727

File: 1692769118856.jpg (130.83 KB, 1080x1919, someone.JPG)

>>1886011
It keeps getting better. Here's her latest story. She's already pining for someryan who wants to stockpile ammo and run around like a retard instead.

No. 1886737

>>1886727
Stockpile ammo and homeschool their kids??? Heather's a lot of things, but I never guessed she was a Ruby Ridge type. How is she going to buy plastic Halloween tat when she's living off the grid with her chickens and her white separatist husband?
Also, "someone"? Has the relationship with AxeRyan quietly fizzled?

No. 1886836

File: 1692793008669.jpeg (288.63 KB, 1179x759, IMG_6130.jpeg)

Yes. Heather. It’s not socially acceptable to want kids anymore. What a dumbass.

No. 1886838

>>1886836
I love her theatrics so much.

No. 1886839

>>1886836
This reminds me of PT's rants lol she cares so much about what other people think.

No. 1886842

>>1886727
That stockpile ammo and homeschool your kids, like does she wanna join a cult and live in a bunker? Because that sounds like a paranoid trad doomer's ideal.
>>1886836
Maybe she's starting to nag him for a baby already and he's rightfully getting spooked, she really has a way with men

No. 1886853

>>1886836
>due to my health issues
yeah, your mental health issues

No. 1886862

>>1885866
People will do absolutely fucking anything except pick up a weight and do work.

No. 1887322

>>1886836

come to terms with the "Fact" that it'll "never" happen due to health issues…. but you believed you were pregnant like 30 days ago, i'm confused

No. 1887635

>>1886836
>>1887322

I think >>1886842 is right that she started up with the baby talk and he's spooked. But her crying about not being able to have children is a red flag that she's trying to convince him that a condom isn't necessary since she "can't have children." She's established that she is hypersexual and does not use protection, so I'm tinfoiling this is how she's going to trap him. Spooky Halloween Miracle Baby Announcement arc? Grim.

No. 1887663

>>1887635
I don't think she even wants to trap this one. She hardly mentions him.

No. 1887752

>>1887635
I agree with all of that. I do have a feeling this Ryan has found these threads and is approaching dating Heather with more trepidation than we normally see. Especially if they've known each other for awhile, 100% he's Googled her. I wonder what Pregnant Heather would be like though kek.

No. 1887803

>>1886836
The baby obsession makes me think she's not over BabyRyan yet. I don't think it has anything to do with the current Ryan.

No. 1888097

File: 1692973560526.jpg (210.85 KB, 1080x1919, itsnotmilkybutitsmilk.jpg)

I know it's shitty to nitpick food but wtf is this. A bowl of milk? Did she just empty the whole container into a dish and let it melt? I'm honestly intrigued.

No. 1888098

>>1888097
Dude she needs to learn portion control. If she's going vegan to lose weight she needs to understand that something that amount isn't good for you. Unless it's the only thing she's eaten all day. Also it certainly looks vegan by unappetizing it looks.

No. 1888101

>>1888097
this is a thing, microwaving ice cream and eating it in this state
sometimes they pour milk over it for even more soupiness
fat YouTuber Amberlynn Reid does the same

No. 1888106

>>1888098
But she added walnuts… health!

No. 1888181

>>1888097
Heather would be the type of person to go vegan and not touch a vegetable

No. 1888188

>>1888097
Literal baby vomit

No. 1888436

File: 1693012559233.jpg (1014.22 KB, 1352x2402, uh oh.jpg)

ADHD queen with gross feet has had a mechanic Ryan for nearly a month now but still isn't sure if he's accepting of her true cemetery-loving self.

No. 1888451

>>1888436
The fuck?! What kind of relationship dynamic is this? I'm so confused. This isn't like her at all.

No. 1888455

File: 1693014780817.jpeg (274.84 KB, 1080x1919, IMG_2898.jpeg)

>>1888451
She knows. She already deleted all of the AMA stories.

No. 1888457

File: 1693014991311.jpeg (1.28 MB, 1179x1955, IMG_6159.jpeg)

>>1888455
And this one on her FB. Seems like she’s desperate for his attention?

No. 1888458

>>1888457
She needs a NurseRyan to tend to her in bed.

No. 1888463

>>1888457
Let us know if AxeRyan reacts to this post

No. 1888470

>>1888436
?? Didn't they meet through a paranormal society or whatever? He's still not sp00py enough for her? It does feel like she's happy to have someone to call "boyfriend" again but I'm not used to her being so… not manic about a guy.

No. 1888475

File: 1693017707624.jpg (164.2 KB, 1080x1919, download.jpg)

>>1888470
Seems like she's quite miserable with him if she still decided to leave this sadpost on her story.

No. 1888488

>>1888470
Idk she still seems pretty manic to me. I don’t really get the nonnas claiming she isn’t into this guy. She’s still doing the daily “muh boyfriend” rants, the baby trapping posts, dunking on the haterz for saying she was too spOoKy to get a boyfriend etc. I also don’t understand the anons saying this guy will stick around. None of them do, because the men don’t matter. Heather is the main character of her own story. The fact he’s unattractive doesn’t matter either, she rarely goes for attractive guys because who cares? They’re all interchangeable. Heather is the only person who matters in Heather’s world.

No. 1888545

>>1888488
I think because she's being normal and not posting weird declarations like I waited my whole life for you and all the usual shit she wheels out for guys she met that week, it's basically a perfectly normal relationship and she has nothing to be insane about for once.

No. 1888693

>>1884922
Why the fuck is this niggas skin pink(racebaiting autism)

No. 1888714

>>1888436
>painful and unattractive
What on earth kek maybe don’t wear fake leather boots all summer. Something tells me even basic self care is lost on Heather.

No. 1888755

I have to agree with the nonas who think shes not that into this guy. She's still thirst trapping, shes still sadgirl posting, no giddy cemetary pics with hEr PeRsOn. I think this guy is too nice and she's bored. She thrives off drama and will create it out of thin air.

No. 1888776

>>1888755
The lack of cemetery pics astound me. They've been dating, what, at least 3 weeks? With other Ryans, we were getting cemetery photoshoots dropped right away. Her and AxeRyan got together at a ~spoopy~ meetup, so what gives?

No. 1888779

>>1888776
Just correcting myself, it's been 4 weeks. Damn Heather.

No. 1888792

>>1888776
Right! Its her only interest besides antiquing. He's also not on her grid and she hasn't made any "I'm taken, sorry fellas" posts. She's still baiting looking for "someone" to live off the grid with and someone to be her nurse. I feel bad for this dude.

No. 1888820

>>1888792
I feel bad for him too. He seems helpful and nice and it looks like she’s just using him for handiwork. We didn’t even get a spiral staircase hands holding picture. This is not true love.

No. 1888925

File: 1693092757394.jpg (107.11 KB, 1080x527, Screenshot_20230826_193455_Fac…)

Guess it didn't work

No. 1888932

>>1888925
God she’s so fucking annoying and will never be satisfied, always complaining about something and self sabotaging, she really just deserves to be alone.

No. 1888939

>>1888925
This was the friendliest Ryan I've witnessed here so far and she fucked it up already? How horrible do you have to be to scare away a doormat?
On the other side, I hope she keeps up that behaviour until she reached her menopause and can't get children anymore, I would hate for any child to have her as a mother.

No. 1888947

>>1888925
accepts loneliness
48 hours later
"Anyone need a big titty goth gf with a shopping addiction?"
Calling it now

No. 1888967

>>1888925
what the hell did she do this time.

No. 1888977

>>1888932
She really sucks as an individual. Surprised at this point she isn't suicidal. She can't keep an ugly dude to stay with her.

No. 1888980

>>1888925
for some reason, this smacks of her dumping him instead of the other way around

I'd put money on she never was into him, dumped him, and is now playing the "forever alone" card

No. 1888989

>>1888980
Fucking this. Unless he wasn't as much of a doormat as we believed him to be and didn't take her crazy antics. If AxeRyan has enough self respect to dump her ass then she's fucked. Only the worst possible psycho would MAYBE be willing to stay with her. But… I'm inclined to believe she dumped him. Just not woefully pretty enough I guess.

No. 1888991

File: 1693102145919.jpeg (1.35 MB, 1179x1850, IMG_6171.jpeg)

>>1888436
Here we go. His interests are creeping in. She even mentioned in her stories she’s not “copying” his interests. And somehow blamed her self diagnosed, unmedicated ADHD.

No. 1888993

>>1888991
Shame it's been cut off so quickly

No. 1889008

File: 1693106508280.jpg (862.47 KB, 1079x1333, Screenshot_20230826_232257_Sam…)

You literally don't need to announce anything. No one asked.

No. 1889009

Sorry Halloween nonnie! You still have 2 months.

No. 1889012

>>1889009
Plenty of time. I want nothing but good things for Halloween nona. We'll get another pregnancy scare by Thanksgiving

No. 1889024

>>1889008
i'm only a casual glancer at these threads, but what really freaks me out is that she's pretty good looking, especially by moid standards, so there must be something seriously wrong with her if she can't find a single moid who can tolerate her

No. 1889029

This bitch is constantly saying she's
>come to terms with
or has
>come to accept that
and yet she never can seem to drop the subjects. It's rapidly becoming my #1 pet peeve with regards to her. I know it's a nitpick but phrases have meaning, Heather.

No. 1889047

File: 1693114868135.png (1.92 MB, 1044x1909, Screenshot_20230827-013954~2.p…)

Yeah okay Heather and nice try already showing off your typical thirst trap pictures while stating you're single. You really waste no time with the Ryan hunting.

No. 1889049

>>1889047
Can't wait for her to vague post about what scared off this ryan.

No. 1889052

File: 1693115442793.png (1.43 MB, 1080x1469, Screenshot_20230827-014934~2.p…)

Just 6 days ago they seemed okay.

No. 1889053

File: 1693115488325.png (179.29 KB, 1080x660, Screenshot_20230827-014945.png)

>>1889052
Heather's reply kek.

No. 1889055

>>1886836
My money’s on the baby obsession being the final nail in the coffin. But I don’t get why she wanted to get pregnant by some guy she never really seemed that into? It’s like some weird sad grey area between a one-night stand at a club and an actual committed relationship.

No. 1889061

I wouldn't be surprised if she started a fight because he wanted to hang out with his friends for a night or was too tired to go antiquing all day. She lays it on very thick when she doesn't get her way.

Then again, I'm convinced every ryan that gets posted here probably gets a DM with the thread link from some vendetta-chan. Since he seems to have a decent job and a fairly normal disposition I imagine he would get spooked seeing all his info here.

No. 1889081

>>1889008
God, how many Ryans have we been through just this year? Five? I don't know how she's going to keep finding new Ryans at this point, her reputation has to be spreading beyond just the internet at this point.

>>1889024
It's always wild to me when nonnas think she's attractive, but maybe I've just been in these threads for too long and I can only see the crazy now.

No. 1889094

>>1888820
>We didn’t even get a spiral staircase hands holding picture. This is not true love.
ily nonnas
>>1889008
My bet is he was busy this weekend, she has dumped guys before for not prioritising her every day of their lives (femryan being the notable one for attending a halloween party without her)
There wasn't any build up to it, just an "I'm sick owo" story so I don't think anything actually happened.

No. 1889107

>>1889055
When some women in that age want a baby it becomes obsessive, they don’t really care who gets them pregnant. It’s why sperm banks are popular. It’s just about a baby.

No. 1889122

>>1889009
>>1889012
I'm very hopeful that she will fulfil my wishes and we get some Halloween graveyard milk with a ZombieRyan. She kept AxeRyan for 4 weeks, so she can do that again in October.

>>1889052
I somehow feel that the baby talk bullshit scared him away or he just told her that they are so early in their relationship that he doesn't know if he wants children with her and so she broke it off.

>>1889081
for me, she doesn't look attractive because there is something "wrong" with her face. She might be good looking for others by beauty standards but even as I didn't follow these threads I felt that she is unattractive because she felt insufferable and psychotic to me. But I have a thing where I look at people and can see the "crazy" immediately. But nonna >>1889024 is right, most men wouldn't mind her being a little bit crazy, because for them she probably looks very nice and she offers sex right away. So there is something seriously wrong with her if even the ugliest men won't stay around.

No. 1889140

>>1889122
I think her conventional attractiveness goes completely to her head. That, and she literally doesn't think anything wrong with her. Kinda hope her insecurities bubble to the surface and she butchers her face through plastic surgery so her outside ugliness matches the inside

No. 1889157

>>1889024

She is so not attractive. Half of her photos are nothing but filters and editing. The only thing that catches people's attention is her boobs. Because she just shoved them in every picture possible. I mean to each their own but if I saw her I'd turn tail and not make eye contact because she looks too much like a Karen and I don't got time for that.

I'm glad this didn't work out for her. Unfortunately from what I've witnessed she deserves to be miserable and single. But what urks me is how there's no change. She's been like this since 2009 and even with these threads dating back to what? 4 years ago? She's still the same. It's entertaining tho.

No. 1889185

>>1889047
The performative selfies with a tearstained face are all I need to know that this is all about drama and has nothing to do with genuine feelings. God, she's so shallow.

No. 1889189

>>1889157
I mean, she looks okay. The Bugs Bunny effect is strong in moids (anything with long blond hair = super hot, even if it’s a rabbit in a wig), so.

No. 1889214

She deleted her posts about being single from her stories.

No. 1889217

>>1888967
Probably he found her thread.

No. 1889285

>>1889217
I hope either AxeRyan or a friend of his participates like TrainRyan’s friend to explain what happened. I always enjoy hearing their sides, even though it’s basically the same story every time.

No. 1889388

>>1889214
They probably made up.

No. 1889498

>>1889214
>>1889388
Maybe he apologized for being busy over the weekend and not throwing all his plans out the window because she was pretending to be super sick.

No. 1889538

File: 1693223819809.jpeg (285.3 KB, 1179x1473, IMG_6187.jpeg)

>>1889388
They did. It said single allllll day and overnight it changed to this.

No. 1889541

>>1889538
So he actually IS a doormat then. Pathetic.

No. 1889590

>>1889538
She needs therapy so bad it’s insane. How can someone her age be mainlining this BPD push-pull scheme still? A toxic on-again-off-again relationship is a worse outcome than the two-week whirlwind romances. He’s going to doormat himself into some intense resentment and she’s going to get her feelings actually hurt for real.

No. 1889624

File: 1693237535489.jpg (424.13 KB, 2405x1091, 1 month old selfie.jpg)

I love the goobers in the background from the turnpike adventure and straw-wrapper-flinging-dinner-with-the-boys day that was now a month ago.

No. 1889628

File: 1693237846698.png (371.57 KB, 924x946, Screen Shot 2023-08-28 at 9.52…)

He's a loser

No. 1889632

>>1889628
This is trash. Shocked Heather even has sense to tell him to delete it.

No. 1889646

>>1889628
Jesus. She deserves this redneck loser, and she’s the perfect drama queen nobody for him.

No. 1889655

>>1889624
Imagine bragging that you're locked down to Heather.

>>1889628
Oh fuck him. What a complete dick.

No. 1889657

>>1889628
WOW this shit is appalling. Heather had a talent for finding guys who flirt with racism, huh.

No. 1889685

Its not really a funny meme but are you pearl-clutching zoomers lost or something? I think it’s hilarious that she’s now on this weird tradgoth love quest and keeps running into this type of rightoid, but actually getting worked up over a meme is pathetic.(crybabby wk)

No. 1889687

>>1889632
Oh get bent you overly sensitive permanently offended sped.(unsaged, infighting, sensitive)

No. 1889701

>>1889685
Welcome to the new LC, unfortunately. It's a typical facebook boomer meme. But twitterfags gonna twit.

No. 1889707

>>1889628
Yikes, so this new hillbilly ryan is a racist? Fingers crossed her "health problems" truly do keep her from procreating with this loser.

No. 1889744

>>1889685
>>1889687
>>1889742
This thread smells like Central PA yinzer scrote.

No. 1889745

>>1889744
Cope, I’ve probably posted here longer than you.

Its sad, I only come back to check on a few cows these days, should’ve known when someone got banned for saying nigga upthread (lmao) that the laughs are behind us and we’re just twitter now

No. 1889749

>>1889745
Oh boo hoo bitch, no1curr how long you've been here. Go defend retarded moid "humor" somewhere else.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1889750

>>1889749
I will, enjoy your dying website. I’ll take my ban now.

No. 1889766

>>1889685
It’s embarrassing for a 30-something to be posting racist memes that only 15 year old boys would find funny. At best he’s an immature and “anti-woke” retard somehow sheltered from the prevailing narrative “racism is bad” of the past two decades and at worst he’s a complete unabashed racist. Even if it is just boomer-humor most adults have jobs with training that teaches them this is the sort of thing that gets you fired, so there goes any notion of him being a respectable “real job”-having individual. OP summed it up perfectly. He’s a fucking loser. Also anons have always rooted for Heather from the first thread so it’s not surprising they aren’t thrilled for her skinhead arc.

No. 1889804

>>1889766
So just because the prevailing narrative is a certain way, does it mean he has to go along with the narrative? His beliefs are none of our business.

No. 1889805

>>1889766
>B-but he’s supposed to support the narrative! Didn’t he go through the training??
So is everyone who posts in the tranny threads an unemployed loser as well? Dumbass take.(infighting)

No. 1889808

>>1889628
That’s honestly so gross, get him Heather.(still hasn't learned how to sage)

No. 1889820


No. 1889826

>>1889820
Are you actually braindead?

No. 1889856

File: 1693266674211.png (68.63 KB, 311x360, Gordo.png)

Her face shape and goofy smile will never not remind me of this

No. 1889862

>>1889804
the prevailing narrative that nuclear bombings aren’t inherently hilarious? go the fuck back to wherever you came from(derailing/infighting)

No. 1889873

>>1889766
Anon, it's nowhere near that deep. The sensitivity training thing is just straw-clutching, too. Him posting a shitty facebook meme is completely unremarkable.
>>1889862
You're just proving the point about pearl-clutching. Where do you think you are?(infighting)

No. 1889877

File: 1693272696939.png (620.84 KB, 1066x1566, Screenshot_20230828-213213.png)

Alright enough of the stupid shit a redneck posted on his Facebook. Heather hasn't mentioned a word being back with her boyfriend. At least she knows she's an emotional mess but still won't accept she's actually mentally ill.

No. 1889900

>>1889877
Not surprising tbh. She barely even talked about the relationship to begin with. I think Axeryan is just a place holder until a better Ryan comes along.

No. 1889925

>>1889900
He absolutely is but I'm still not sure why. Shares interests, lets her walk all over him, does stuff for her. And she's still trying to do a trade-in. She didn't even manage to scare him off or anything, just decided he wasn't good enough.

No. 1889973

>>1885077
bitch where???

No. 1889980

>>1889745
I believe the anon upthread that posted "nigga" got banned for racebaiting because she asked why heather's ryan's skin was pink.(derailing)

No. 1889998

>>1889900
She needs a Ryan who will diagnose & cure everything wrong with her all while flirting and making dirty jokes. Heather knows best that building mutual respect involves immediate unprotected sex and posting thirst traps. I just don't think AxeRyan is a good enough lay for her. >>1888458

>>1889925
She's probably threatened by AxeRyan's shared interests because it would expose her own significant "knowledge" gaps relating to paranormal bullshit. All of Heather's knowledge stems from her feelings. Whatever she feels becomes reality, and what she feels is a response to her disbelief in reality. AxeRyan is much more into Heather's claimed paranormal interest and probably keeps trying to educate her with autistic tangents. Heather knows enough as it is, and whatever she doesn't know isn't her fault.

No. 1890027

>>1889745
Imagine being so lacking in braincells you think appeasing 4chan scrotes and being racist "to be edgy" is in any way a representation of freedom. Go be a moron somewhere else, mass murder isn't funny. Racism isn't funny. If you hate the rest of humanity that much, fuck off and live on a mountain or something and spare us from your "wit"(infighting/derailing)

No. 1890028

>>1889804
What do you fucking mean prevailing narrative laughing about people being fucking nuked is not a "belief"
fuck all the way off, and once you've fucked off, fuck off some more, you waste of oxygen.(infighting)

No. 1890058

>>1890028
I only quoted "prevailing narrative" from the poster I replied to, idiot. And people can think what they want and joke about anything they want. Seethe.(infighting)

No. 1890063

File: 1693314368525.png (2.02 MB, 1179x2556, IMG_6224.png)

Has she always claimed she has PCOS?

No. 1890074

>>1890063
I think like a lot of women she hasn't used that exact label until it became about weight loss, kek. She has mentioned 'hormonal issues' and possible infertility. If it's true that doctors have discussed infertility, it would be pretty severe tho? Out of all the women I know who have PCOS, only one has had infertility as part of the discussion with her doctor and her body truly is 'falling apart' (massive body/facial hair issues, skin issues like acne and growths, really crippling pain). Who knows with Heather.

No. 1890078

>>1889628
Edgelord idiot with boomer humor confirmed. Impending breakup in 3.. 2..
All y'all pearl clutchers need to simmer down and embrace the milky flow about to hit us. This guy is a weird ass PA redneck and Heather is no educated and enlightened saint herself based on her past. I can't wait to see what happens next and what that idiot posts. Halloween nonna, you may just get that wish.

No. 1890093

>>1890063
She has always claimed PCOS but won't say anything else. She usually claims it out of the blue when it's convenient for her and can use it as an excuse to say she doesn't know when her period is and her manic behavior of crying laying in bed. It's stated in like thread 2? And only resurfaces when it's convenient for her.

She will use any excuse under the moon to not get help. She's reminding me of those crazy Karen's who see an illness, magically gets it then uses it for sympathy points and won't go to the doctor to get help. She will settle with a racist, she has dated several on her online days. She will go with anyone who will believe her "I'm so physically ill" trope and anyone who is willing to be a doormat for her such like her ex who flew her out to San Francisco at a drop of a pin because her sister was trying to kill her.

No. 1890154

>>1890063
>PLEASE be supportive
or you could just not share every fucking detail of your excruciatingly boring life with the Internet and not get trolled about it

No. 1890162

>>1890154
Who is she even asking for support? She says she has no friends. Is it the few males who think they may have a chance with her. She's fucking stupid. No one cares that you gained weight and have menstrual problems.

No. 1890234

>>1890162
The same people she imagines hanging on her every word when she makes An Announcement that she's single. Or that she's sad. Or that she will never be allowed to be happy. She's got a raging case of main character syndrome.

No. 1890832

>>1890063
>Just let me get healthy
Tell yourself, Heather.

No. 1890841

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Why does she keep begging people not to bully her? It seems like she's only addressing this site because I can't imagine one single person "bullying" her for trying to be healthy. And nobody here bullies her for that, she's a cow for a million other reasons.

No. 1890874

>>1890841
if her body feels the best eating what she is eating now, she would never had 6 years of junk food. Yes, it's hard to change what you eat especially if you are "addicted" to bullshit food your parents fed you with, but if you feel sick and unhealthy while consuming it, you will change back very soon to feel good again. She is just lazy and doesn't know how to cook. All the stuff she made this far has been ready-made boxes, nothing fresh as far as I can tell. And like nona wrote, no one bullied her for being vegan or trying to eat healthy, there is way more wrong with her than her diet.

No. 1890916

>>1890841
Weird, she usually tries to own the haters rather than beg for leniency. Could Heather crying pls no booly be her way of asking for asspats? Somebody who genuinely believes that someone else bullied her for eating healthy might feel compelled to offer congratulations or encouragement to offset Heather's imaginary pain.

No. 1891060

>>1890916
That's exactly the point. She wants to have WhiteKnightRyans slide into her DMs to tell her that she already looks good and should ignore any haters.

No. 1891109

>>1890841
she could literally just keep it to herself

No. 1891194

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Heather please just eat a vegetable.

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It was the rednecks birthday the other day and Heather didn't bother posting anything about it or showing off that she bought her boy so many special gifts Because she loves to spoil her boyfriends with gifts. This Ryan is the forgotten bastard Ryan kek.

No. 1891233

>>1891232
holy shit, she doesn't care about this dude at all. she was probably just mad that he had one day the attention was on him.

No. 1891237

>>1891194
>being vegan
The fact that she hasn't eaten meat for like a week (and even just a couple days ago said she used non-vegan yogurt in her dinner) and is already full-on calling herself vegan really makes her whole "I'm a goth" thing make more sense. She probably wore one black Target blouse and was like the darkness has consumed me.

No. 1891248

>>1890841

All she eats is mush - no protein to be found anywhere let alone a whole food

No. 1891361

>>1891194
she is absolutely one of those “why don’t I lose weight? I’m a whole-foods vegan!” while stuffing herself with vegan cake and chips people

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No. 1891403

>>1891232
I can't access his FB profile, but is his actual birthday listed? I wouldn't be surprised if the day Heather decided to announce that she's single again happened to coincide with a day that he might want to spend with other friends/family.

No. 1891404

>>1891403
I don't follow him and you can't see the birthday on the profile unfortunately. The comments just say happy birthday from random people.

No. 1891449

>>1891194
every single one of these posts are her declaring these things to convince herself that they're true

it's incredibly transparent, and I give it a month

No. 1891469

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Roommate? She will be living with that new dude in less than a month after quitting her job.

No. 1891471

>>1891469
Isn't her job just… arranging products on the shelves? Such a hard path lol.

No. 1891529

>>1891471
It was also her dream job

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No. 1891571

>>1891545
she is so miserable with axeryan

No. 1891577

>>1891571
I’m actually surprised the latest Ryan lasted this long, especially since she treats him even shittier than the others. Maybe he just doesn’t have the self-esteem to cut and run from her bullshit?

No. 1891583

>>1891577
Or, he just uses her for sex and company when he wants and she just can't be alone and will live with that. No matter what it is, she is annoying and I hope she finds a roommate, quits her dream job and will be back with her mother in 6 months.

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1/4

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2/4

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3/4

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4/4

This is fucking VILE behavior, heather. You deserve to feel lonely while surrounded by “spirits”, friends, family, your boyfriend, whoever. I hope you have trouble sleeping at night, and do for the rest of your life. Or until you FIX YOURSELF.

No. 1891614

>>1891590
Seems OP is the anon who is always talking about her Kitty Ravage era. Is this a selfpost? I'm loving the mental image of Heather hitting her bf in the balls because he talked shit with another girl. I wonder if she's still physically violent with her Ryans? She always seemed to me to be more likely to hurt herself.

No. 1891626

>>1891585
Oh this is going send her into a spiral if she sees this.

No. 1891631

>>1891590
If that Reddit poster knows about this thread, then she knows that Heather is living exactly the life she deserves, and all by her own hand. Poetic justice.

No. 1891740

>>1891232
Wait she dumped him a few days before his birthday which means he was probably having some fun with his friends last weekend…because it was his birthday later that week.
>>1891586
>i was 18 and he was 26
>coomer boyfriend watching Heather's (blurry as shit on the internet back then) camshow
So she "stole" your creepy groomer boyfriend who seems to mostly online, sounds like a lucky escape to me. Unfortunately all this is typical of online communities, all the relationship shit between users goes deep, you gotta get out a whiteboard to start describing it in my experience. Also amusing when new people come in who don't realise what a shitheap the group is.
>>1891590
>I remember him calling me one time in desperation
Why are you such a sucker anon, moids don't call their rostor of women in "desperation" he was just keeping you as backup with muh abusive gf story, not like a man couldn't defend himself in a fight against a small, unfit woman kek. Girl can't even jog without huffing and puffing.
>cheated on him with his best friend
He cheated on you with her you moron, what is with this moid sympathy. embarrassing.

I would say op's story means all Heather's many posts about how she is "attacked and harassed" is projection, I do think her toxic moid ex is responsible for a lot along with his friends, but sounds like she did the same shit. Sounds like a bunch of assholes and anon is lucky to be away from them.

No. 1891746

>>1889856
scream why is the resemblance uncanny

No. 1891757

>>1891585
Heather stole your online boyfriend and sent you a couple mean messages 14 years ago. Nona, you are just as stunted and pathetic as the hag herself for holding onto this and thinking it's so traumatic.

No. 1891762

>>1891583

i think most males are "driven" by their desire for sex, but i don't think in this case it's fair to put blame on the guy. heather is a literal predator. she is on a constant trawl for Ryans and i think puts them in the position to raw her (as evidenced by her latest babytrap saga). i think males are too stupid to turn down any woman aggressively pursuing them and offering it up right away). i'll bet heather has spent thousands of dollars and 75% of her free time on this aggressive pursuit to collect ryans. she is a very sick woman.

No. 1891764

>>1891757
Kinda agree with this. Yeah, it seems like a crappy situation all round and confirms everything we already know about Heather, but…anon just decided to make a huge post about this on Reddit…15 years after it happened?

Anon, just move on. Don’t let Hagther live rent free in your brain anymore - close the tab, do your gaming thing, have friends and a stable relationship, and know that you’re already living better than she ever will.

No. 1891803

>>1891762
>literal predator.
Kek anon she's just cycling through boyfriends quickly, being desperate and lonely, but we see no evidence to say she is or could be a literal predator

No. 1891804

I really want to know why Heather would say her little sister wanted to kill her back then kek. Obviously it's a big lie to get these moids to give her what she wants. She's shown in in her old vlogs and the girl seems like a normal person. I would love to know what the sister would think about Heather making up crazy shit like this. Her family must be so relieved not to have this psycho around.

No. 1891811

>>1891762
This is very funny anon, dating apps are full of BPD moids who act exactly the same as Heather, they deserve everything they get. It's not like she's victimising some innocent sweethearts, men sign up to these apps specifically for free sex
>heather victimised these men by rawdogging them
Give these men some credit of basic sentience, nobody forced these guys to pursue her and stick their dick in her. There are many many hours of conversation and irl meetings before they get to that point.

No. 1891836

>>1891585
I know this is basically irrelevant but it's making me laugh how she refers to Heather as 'H' throughout as though trying to preserve anonymity, but I'm the title is like MY BULLY IS HEATHER EXPLORES AND HERE ARE MULTIPLE NAMES YOU CAN SEARCH FOR HER UNDER.

No. 1891842

Y’all are weird thinking it’s a self post. It isn’t, I stumbled on it on Reddit, and thought the way it described heather acting was canon and disgusting. I wanted her to know that since it’s obvious she reads these threads. If you have advice for, or want to shit talk, the person who went through it and have them see it, you’ll have to go to Reddit.

No. 1891851

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>>1891585
Lmao her post history is so whiny talking about going to therapy for Heather and ‘they hate me because I am a decent hamer’
Even having beef with a teenager at 16???
Girl log off(off-topic)

No. 1891859

>>1891851
Tbh if the sister in law faked ADHD and autism, she's probably a BPD-chan. So I wouldn't put it past her to lie and manipulate. Even if she's 16.
Or maybe the OP lied. Who knows.

No. 1891874

>>1891851
I went and looked and this post isn't about heather. It appears to be advice to another redditor from their own personal experience. If you read it it says "sister in law" and the post is in a thread about how kids bully. No heather or H mentioned so do your research.

No. 1891878

>>1891874
I can read. I am saying this OP is as pathetic as Heather for still dedicating time talking about her past bullying experiences to literal children on reddit and apparantly beefing with her 16-year old SIL

No. 1891886

>>1891878
Then make a lolcow for them, this threads about heather and you're filling it up with your odd beef with this annon instead of directing your comments and shit talk to the reddit posted like previous annon stated. You're confusing people and making them think this reddit post is about Heather when it wasn't.

On another note to direct it back to the thread topic, it seems heathers milk is slowing down. Maybe she's just posting the "I'm alone" etc. Etc. To keep feeling like she's relevant.

No. 1891909

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>>1889856
Corrected for glasses and preferred angle.(fanart)

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No. 1892091

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Boo hoo, Heather isn't allowed to be herself for a couple of dollars in advertising revenue instead of selling her soul to Target.

No. 1892106

>>1892091

literally where is the attack lol… she could have handled this like a genuine question but she's so focused on being on the defensive while reading everything, it's no wonder she feels like the world's victim.

girl needs to get offline and grow some self esteem and stop reading into everything with shit-colored glasses. you put yourself into the world, you draw comments from others sometimes. acting like this is bullying is so fucking denigrating to the idea of actual victims of bullying.

just…… how many years of her adult life will it be that the only advice that could possibly help is, "grow the fuck up, you idiot." the world isn't out to get you, you're just insecure, paranoid and projecting.(chronic newfaggotry)

No. 1892107

>>1892062
>on my couch crying having a panic attack ever since i got home
>types an instagram post in complete sentences
bitch has never had a panic attack in her life

No. 1892133

>>1892091
Why did she respond to a comment from a year ago and screenshot it after 1s?
Girls so bored with her new guy she has to create drama out of thin air

No. 1892169

Her posts are starting to remind me more and more of our queens schizo posts on facebook

No. 1892292

>>1892091
>comment posted 1yr ago
>reply 1second ago

Replying to one year old comments (which are incredibly mild, you should see what people say under Instagram reels these days) to pretend she's still relevant or ever was. Nobody thinks blonde hair and black clothes is shocking, millions of women dress like this every day

No. 1892295

>>1892022
>midlife
>is 32(?)

So she plans on only living to 64 or…Seems like things are going too well so she needs to fabricate drama with "midlife crisis" (citation needed) and trawling old Youtube comments

No. 1892405

>>1892091
Jesus heather…you’re right you are the same person but you failed to tell the person you like to change your personas when you’re getting the attention you want from certain individuals or Ryan’s. You are still your annoying, miserable and manipulative self. Get a life Heather just like you tell your supposed haters you have.

No. 1892406

>>1892022
Bitch ever chapter of your life sucks. Get over yourself. You have an easy as fuck job and a roof over your head. She wants her perfect spooky boy still to spend her whole time on. Guess this guy has long work hours cuz we barely see him.

No. 1892759

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So she is going back to YouTube???

No. 1892775

>>1892759
>There is a chance

She won't

No. 1892858

>>1892759
Yeah, no she won’t. It kind of blows my mind that she thinks her audience wants this exact same selfie/angle/creepy dead-eyed grin all the time. Even with people I like I don’t want to see that.

No. 1892874

>>1892759
Okay but isn’t this the third or fourth time in the last year where she makes a “”big announcement”” about her channel revival that never happens?

No. 1892886

>>1892874
Yeah she always says that shit and never does it. I don't know why she's so scared to upload a video of she uses tiktok, Instagram and Facebook to talk about her life and thrift finds.

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>>1892091
Lol she added another rebuttal. Heather your miserable with whatever you do.

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>>1892759
She's always thinking about it…eyeroll.

No. 1892934

>>1892858
if she’s thinking about doing YouTube again, it’s just for the lazy RyanQuesting

No. 1892935

>>1892893
>studying
kek, without ever reading a book.
All she does is collecting old stuff that will collect dust on her shelves and whine about how lonely she is.

No. 1893113

>>1892893
a comment that bothered her so much she had to not only reply once, but twice, over a year later.
is that one commenter the person she thinks about when she says she was harassed over changing her appearance? no one cares about that, she's just a bad person who drives everyone away lmao. she's so hung up on this idea that no one likes her "real big tiddie goth self" when it's her nasty personality that drives people away. she's not even goth

No. 1893772

>>1893113
Both the pastel vomit and dark edgy cinnamon roll aesthetics don’t suit her at all. Her face is too mannish and her build is too bulky for the pink hair fairy kei style she used to wear. Her attempts at being ‘goth’ make her look like an exhausted 35 year old Walmart mom permanently stuck in October. And the glasses do her no favors at all, just make her look older and more haggard.(unsaged repetitive nitpicking)

No. 1894361

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Jesus this is rough looking.

No. 1894389

>>1894361
Scrolling past my first thought was “did she scoop that out of a baby’s diaper?” Holy fuck vomitrocious kek

No. 1895378

>>1894361
I'm fascinated by her compulsion to post everything on social media. She acknowledges that it looks disgusting, but snaps a pic anyway, seemingly without any attempt to make it look the least bit appetising. Some photographer she is. Who is this content for? I wonder if she thinks about these things at all, or if she's so screen addicted that her body makes IG posts on its own.

No. 1895544

>>1895378
I think the latter, considering how often she posts 25+ stories of random crap she sees on store shelves. The other day she posted like ten different photos of spooky gingerbread house packaging, as though that would be remotely interesting to anyone. I doubt she even bought one, which might actually have made for a cute Tiktok of her building it.
Imageboard, I know, but the stories were so uninteresting I didn't think to screencap at the time

No. 1895649

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>>1895544
ntayrt, but you mean like the 3 or 5 or 10 videos she uploaded of this mug with the last video showing her drinking out of it and watching absent-minded into the infinite space of her room? I think she doesn't have anyone to share anything with and she also doesn't want someone to share anything with as a close person would probably tell her the truth sooner or later, that she is boring and no one is out there trying to destroy her life. For me, she isn't even looking for support or validation from others, it always seems that she looks out for negative feedback so she can post another video of her crying. yes, I included a picture, as it's horrible boring and now you have to suffer through that, too

No. 1896345

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AxeRyan lives.

No. 1896352

>>1896345
She blocked me on Instagram a long time ago.. What has she been posting lately? I just find it so bizarrely out of character for her to not be gushing nonstop about her Ryan of the week. One has to wonder, what is going on in our Hag's frizzy little head about this dude..

No. 1896358

>>1896352
She's just been posting normal things, photos of spooky items and grass and whatever crap. No thirstposting, no crying, no attentionseeking like just normal sane behaviour (hence the slowdown in this thread)

Also various story viewers exist, just search Instagram story viewer (storysaver.net is one) if you want to check without any user id showing up.

No. 1896521

>>1896352
Her Facebook is insufferable as well. Nothing but boomer memes and Halloween stuff. Wonder what’s going on in her head right now.

No. 1896568

>>1896345
I literally howled when I saw his little Goober Toe creeping into the photo that Hag’s so carefully tried to stage manage.

No. 1896837

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She looks so miserable. She seemed happier when she was single and begging for a boyfriend. The AxeRyan era appears to be making her depressed.

No. 1896859

>>1896837
The song on this story post is such perfect Heather NLOG bullshit. She really thinks she's something special.

No. 1896945

>>1896837
She really does look miserable, her facial expression almost looks disgusted. I wonder why she even posted this.

No. 1897086

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You can still gain weight with vegan food. If you’re over eating vegan calories, it’s still calories.

No. 1897112

>>1897086
>I've gained weight
>swollen
Is she confused or stupid? Sometimes she really does strike me as being somewhat actually retarded. Also when did she lose 60 pounds? Mental gymnastics.

No. 1897287

>>1897086 sure, honey, last time >>1885866 it's been 70lbs, now only 60lbs. She is tiny, she would probably have been in a BMI range of like 16 when she would have lost 60lbs, but no, no one can calculate anything.

No. 1897289

>>1897112
From what she's posted her new diet is high in wheat (pasta etc) so she could be wheat intolerant/gluten intolerant and not realise it, which can cause a swollen stomach.

No. 1897347

>>1897086
The calories she is consuming are too much. She is eating some healthy but super calorie dense food. Chocolate peanut butter bars? A serving of pb is 200 calories and she is eating more than a serving. Oats with bananas and seeds in large quantities. A bowl of cooked chickpeas, a sweet potato, and a huge amount of avocado? Your calories still count even if it is whole foods. Also she is super short so she has less calories to spare. Eat some berries and greens, holy shit.

No. 1897394

So since she keeps bringing this up, I thought I’d put this out there. I actually remember when she lost weight during her first vegan attempt. She made a completely separate IG focused on her “vegan journey “ (because of course she did). If I recall it was a 30lb loss, which I think makes a lot more sense than the numbers she’s currently throwing out.
But the main thing she’s seemed to forgotten, was that in addition to changing her diet back then, she had made it a point to walk 10k steps every day rain or shine. I remember seeing clips of her actually walking in the snow with her little step counter going. And credit where credit is due, that’s got to be like the only time I’ve ever seen her apply herself to something.
Would love to know if any other anons remember this era— can’t remember the name of that account.(no screenshots & no sage)

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>>1897347
Speaking of which, what on earth am I looking at here? Are these fried potatoes? Weird pancakes?
>yes I'm still vegan
Anyone can be vegan for a couple of weeks. We'll see in six months or a year where she is with this "vegan journey" of hers.

No. 1897467

>>1897444
It’s strange to me that she only seems to want to be on a vegan diet as an actual DIET, yet understands nothing about dieting. Weight doesn’t just magically drop just because you don’t consume dairy and meat. Nothing to do with pity for animals or awareness, reasons most people go vegan, just assumes if she only eats potatoes and a bowl brimming with “ice cream” slop she’ll suddenly be some svelte little siren. No effort at all, as usual.

No. 1897575

https://youtu.be/End1QZHlirc?si=FZZXHkFWScmaZgil
Throwback video. She said she lost 44lbs. This is when she started feeling sexy and decided to dump her husband. She mentioned someone in the beginning "that she can't talk about" Im assuming it's the first Ryan that she was cheating on her husband with.(learn2embed)

No. 1897579

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Who in the world is she talking to?

No. 1897582

Actually a high protein and low carb diet is better for weight loss anyway.(sage your keto sperg)

No. 1897605

>>1897579
>>1897444
>>1897086
>>1896837
She's obviously so bored in the axeryan relationship that she's desperately trying to create new drama to make her life interesting.

No. 1897619

>>1897579
She's posting videos in her stories (I can't remember how to upload, I'm sorry) saying this exact same thing now. Gunning hard for those 60 pounds still.

No. 1897629

>>1896837
Axeryan being not very conventionally attractive plus genuinely liking her means she has no external reasons to blame her miserable internal state. When things are going good is usually when the BPDchans start having meltdowns because they have to face the fact that they’re the problem. I bet she’ll dump him soon.

No. 1897644

My personal tinfoil is that axeryan gave her an ultimatum. Either they break up or she tones down the batshit social media posting. For all we know he found this thread and confronted her about it. He likely doesn't want her posting him to avoid the negative attention. He seems like a fairly private guy so who knows. I theorize that when the inevitable happens, ol' Hags will claim aboos and that he was controlling what she can/can't say on social media. Thus the miserable expressions and lack of ryan posting. I do wholeheartedly agree that she's not terribly attracted to him, however she likes his eagerness to do things for her and being taken care of.

No. 1897667

>>1897644
Mine is that she got caught on dating apps again.

No. 1897675

>>1897644
>>1897667
These are both so likely. It makes so much sense that the reason she's posting gross depressed-looking pictures is so later she can whine about "looking back I can see the sadness in my own face". And I highly doubt a serial dating app dork could stop cold turkey just because she's in a relationship. Good call, nonnas.

No. 1897702

>>1897667
ayrt oh that is very plausible. Honestly I'm leaning hard into that now you've brought it up.
>>1897675
I'm glad it makes sense, as that's the only direction I see this taking. Suppose all we can do now is wait for the looming milk spill and hope it's full fat and frosty.

No. 1897717

>>1897579
no one is saying this, this is just her fucking saying this shit to herself again

said it before and I'll say it again, she's going to drop this in a month, because she's only trying to justify this to herself
she loves this food
everyone says she can't do it
she's finally happy

all lies she keeps telling herself whenever she gets a new fixation lol

No. 1897776

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Here we go again folks.

No. 1897778

>>1897776
can she just shut up? Even if she would move away it would be the same no matter where she lived. There are people that are vegan, "spooky", single and don't have friends/haven't seen other people in months that complain less than she does. If only she could see that she is the problem and not the world around her. I predict a baby in the next 2 years to fill the void inside her and I predict a teenager hating her mother.

No. 1897795

>>1897776
What did we learn here Heather? Having a boyfriend isn't the answer to happiness.

No. 1897806

>>1897776
Your life was meaningless, empty, and friendless back home too.

Also this feels like it implies her and axeryan broke up. Considering there has been no mention of him in awhile I am wondering if she broke up with him and doesn't want to say because she knows people will shit on her for it.

No. 1898057

>>1897776
She has zero self-awareness and doesn’t do anything different. With an almost autistic inability to try anything new, she goes on the same hikes, walks up the same staircase, posts the same boring pictures of graves with no context, the same slow motion tour of the shit on one side of her bedroom, even the same angles in every selfie. What else does she expect? She’s going to be exactly the way she is now no matter where she lives. She acts like eating vegan for a couple weeks is this life-changing step to self-care, completely ignoring that the ultimate act of self-care she could give to herself is seeking out a therapist. But she never will.

No. 1898076

>>1897806
Oh that'll be kek worthy for sure. I guess his gargoyle gang wasn't tragically pretty enough to be her new friend group, either.

No. 1898299

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Did her and Racist Ryan break up or does she just consider him no one?

No. 1898348

>>1898299
They are still facebook official but who knows?

No. 1898370

>>1898348
He still has the same IG profile as here too >>1889624

No. 1898382

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>>1898299
Still together but we’ll see how long that lasts.

No. 1898384

>>1898382
This is embarrassing as hell (for her). I guess he's not planning babies and tattoos with her enough or whatever.

No. 1898389

>>1898382
Imagine posting this where he can definitely see it. Cringe.

No. 1898398

>>1898382
AxeRyan seemed to be really into her at the beginning, and also kind of a doormat, what happened? Heather is pushing even this one away.

No. 1898426

>>1898398
I bet the farm (kek) its because he doesnt want to be treated as a prop on social media and sets boundaries

No. 1898438

>>1898382
Have any of her previous ryan's hyped her up? (assuming this means post about her publicly)
I can't think of any, maybe bloodryan but they were together for longer. And clockryan posted a selfie with her. February (iirc) fuckboy replied publicly but lasted like 2 weeks. She doesn't hype him up either so??

No. 1898468

>>1898382
This reads like someone who's still with their lame highschool boyfriend fifteen years after graduating. Heather speedrunning relationships as always.

No. 1898557

>>1898299
>racist ryan
Fucking zoomers.

>>1898398
She's not just pushing, she's absolutely bulldozing him. If they haven't secretly broken up, he's reaching new levels of doormat.

No. 1898558

HEATHER. STOP LOOKING FOR PERFECTION, IT DOESN'T EXIST. STOP RUNNING FROM EVERY GOOD-ENOUGH THING IN YOUR LIFE. soory drunk. at least i saged.

No. 1898573

>>1898558
this is really embarassing and you should feel bad that you posted it tbh.

No. 1898788

>>1898382
Honestly so ready for a new Ryan. This one is boring, looks inbred, and likes gross boomer memes. Wish she'd find a new spooky boy type in time for that one nonnas dream Halloween milk, but I fear she might have exhausted her pool of eligible ryans.

No. 1898799

>>1898382
they haven't even been dating long enough for her to stay with him because of sunk cost fallacy so she should just break up with him if she's at the point of posting this.

No. 1898918

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The cycle has restarted, wife instead of gf this time though. Watch out spooky 30+ year old “boys”.

No. 1898920

>>1898918
The fact that she’s doing this while still dating the fucking goober, so beyond immature

No. 1898923

>>1898920
No, this post is her way of saying she isnt with him. But her cycle and how she goes about dating men is immature for sure.

No. 1898927

>>1898918
Ironic that GooberRyan is also minister, then.

No. 1898930

>>1898573
i dunno i thought it was kind of funny

No. 1898931

Kek I'm seriously wondering if they're fighting and she's doing all this shitty posting to get him to come crawling back or guilt him into doing what she wants. Which apparently is marry her tomorrow or some shit.

No. 1898988

>>1898382
Lmao this bitch is so petty. I think she deleted this comment it's not on this post anymore. Well at least we are getting some milk from this boring hag.

No. 1898993

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I noticed this morning the ugly bald dude was thirsting for Heather. Now I look back and the comment is gone.

No. 1898994

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>>1898993
Comment from ugly bald dude is gone. Plus he stupid response to the girl wanting more YouTube videos. Sure Heather.

No. 1899130

>>1898994
She’s so fucking maddeningly retarded. It’s not like she’s into the history of serial killers or the occult. She’s a middle-aged camel woman who likes to shop for antiques and take pictures of old tombstones. Quit acting so speshul. Ran off YouTube kek she just gave up because it was too hard.

No. 1899229

>>1899130
Constant victim complex that she tries to use to play the "damsel in distress" to lure in unsuspecting ryans. Her ex husband and his Troon buddy were assholes, but beyond that she's definitely a shitshow all on her own. This endless cycle of making drama, new ryan of the week, dating app addiction (and bans? kek), proves that she's never going to stop being a cow. Curious to see how it will escalate though. What's going to happen when even the ugliest goober ryans are too wary to date her? Her standards are already on the floor.

No. 1899433

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Single again confirmation? And she must be gagging on that sweet superiority.

No. 1899492

>>1899433

i would literally never go to a bar, GAG! pathetic! i prefer to sit in my stinky old lady room scrolling dating apps i pay hundreds and hundreds of dollars for!

No. 1899528

>>1899433
If she’s this depressive and pessimistic about dating while she’s still relatively young imagine how bad her whining and bitterness is going to get when she approaches middle age and is fatter and more haggard and gets zero attention from any Ryans whatsoever.

No. 1899654

>>1899528
I can see her say " I wasted my youth away on so many fuck boys!! Now no spoopy young boy will ever want me I'm old and fat still!"

No. 1899665

>>1899433
Poor Heather, a bar is so below her, she can't even walk into one.
Does she know that you can meet guys from other cities online and if it fits, they might even consider moving to your city to lead a normal life with you? Maybe in 20 years she will look back and see what a whiny person she was and that her acting like she was better than most people was/is the reason she was/is alone.

No. 1899668

I’m dying to know the story behind her and this Ryan. They are still Facebook official. He doesn’t interact with her content there at all these days.

No. 1899682

>>1899668
So she’s going to talk shit online, share vague stories about red flags in her stories, and let everyone know she’s single and looking again but too afraid to remove him as her boyfriend kek. Grasping at straws.

No. 1899713

>>1899668
I don't know how to record IG stories but she currently is vaguely saying shit about her relationship. All she said is she is not happy with her personal life. It's been very lonely and confusing.she also had to remind everyone once again she's vegan! She's getting her hair done again! She's going to attempt to get contacts. In other words she's still the same miserable bitch and her current Ryan is not up Heather's ass like she wants so soon she will be Ryan hunting most likely. Kek.

No. 1899951

>>1899713
KEK I was fucking right!!
>>1898931
She's trying to guilt him into giving her all the attention oh please let there be epic milk flow from this. If any nonna can record that story I will be so grateful.

No. 1900288

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Honestly what a little bitch. Just break up and move on, but no she has to be an asshole and try to drag him for attention. How fucking embarrassing to be a woman her age doing this immature shit. No wonder nobody wants to stay with her.

No. 1900452

>>1900288
She deleted this.

No. 1900473

>>1900288
if she keeps up with that behaviour, she will be single again and should consider moving, because everyone involved with him will hate her and I guess he brought her into his friend group and knows more people in that area than she ever will.

No. 1900955

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No. 1900982

>>1900955
Embarrassing ass bitch.

No. 1900987

>>1900955
Godspeed AxeRyan, she's not worth the drama.

No. 1900993

>>1900955

I hope AxeRyan finds a nice normal girl soon who gets on with his friends, posts her all over his SNS where she can see it and forgets loser Heather completely. Nobody in that town will date or hang out with her at this rate.

No. 1900996

>>1900955
She already broke up with him once, he might survive a second round. She seems to have almost nothing to say about this one, once she actually got what she wants, which is an equally nerdy paranormal person who treats her well, and absolute radio silence kek

She lives for the moodswings and drama, and the less suitable moids are better fodder for drama than a perfectly normal, decent (aside from the dodgy "joke" memes) guy. A lot like Pixielocks in that their main fun in life is riding their own moodswings and using the people around her as characters to bounce off or project onto, but the main character and most important person to the cow is always the cow itself.

No. 1901006

>>1900993
Yeah same. He's far from perfect but he seemed like he tried really hard and Hag was an absolute bitch to him. And I have a feeling she'll try to bring him back for another round when she realises nobody else wants her musty ass.

No. 1901017

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Sweet milk. I wish he did say more.

No. 1901032

>>1901017
Oooohh come over AxeRyan and spill. Poor guy… based on the post it sounds like she took advantage of him. Shocker. Also sounds like Hags wasn't ready to commit or make serious strides, a stark contradiction from her wife posts kek.

No. 1901046

>>1901017
good for you, AxeRyan, move past and heal

No. 1901049

>>1901017
Also you shouldn’t have to learn to love someone. I’m assuming he’s talking about her, and if she indicated she’s trying to “learn” to love him she’s even worse than I thought.

No. 1901050

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How’d he nail it so quickly

No. 1901054

>>1901050
Lmao I wonder what in her profile prompted this.

No. 1901055

>>1901017
AxeRyan is more insightful than I thought. Wish you well, bud

No. 1901056

>>1901050
KEK I wonder if he's connected to anyone she's dumped
Heather you're burning through them and it's coming back to you

but actually what DOES her profile say that might prompt that response

No. 1901057

>>1901050
Tinfoil. Could he be connected to AxeRyan in some way? I guess word is getting around about her behavior

No. 1901067

>>1901049
He’s saying she needs to learn to love herself before she is capable of loving someone else.

No. 1901089

>>1901017
He sounds pretty bummed and surprised. even when a guy treats her well she cant control her raging personality disorders.

No. 1901100

>>1901050
I think it's a joke setup, nonas. Like 'selfish for KEEPING THAT ASS TO YOURSELF' or some dumb shit (maybe a less forward version, like pretty face or something, but who knows with moids). Heather is known to be obtuse about this too, though, as shown by the other pickup lines guys have tried on her through the apps.

No. 1901106

>>1901017
It was so obvious from the start that she was never actually into him. She was feeling lonely and desperate after the trainryan and babyryan fiascos and gooberyan just happened to be easy and orbiting around after paracon. She obviously wants someone with a little more edge like bloodryan or bRyan. It feels less about looks considering all of her Ryans have been ugly or mediocre at best and more about aesthetics since she's convinced she's still somehow "goth". Kind of hilarious because this inbred truck driver looking ryan matched her actual unhinged church auntie vibes pretty well. Here's hoping the next one is less boring and we get a spoopy whirlwind romance before the season is up.

No. 1901129

>>1901017
He seems so normal and reasonable in his response, damn. Definitely the best (as in not insane or a fuckboy) one she's got for a while. seems like he doesn't even know what went wrong.
>>1901050
This idiot is trying "negging" but he's unironically correct

No. 1901187

>>1901017
>apparently I’m on the dating scene
Definitely makes it sound like he was blindsided. Perhaps he saw her posts about being lonely/thirsty and confronted her about it, leading to her finally breaking up with him.
>I’ll find someone that has themselves figured out
>can’t learn to love someone until you learned to love yourself
Last line is clearly aimed at her. She confided to him at some point during the beginning of the relationship about her serial dating and insecurities, prolly going on and on about “how hard it is to love again after…” and her fat rolls, blahblahblah. His emotional maturity shines through this post, though. Feels bad, man.

No. 1901206

>>1901017
good for him, I think he can find another girlfriend without the mental health issues Heather has. Heather on the other side, how many guys can someone date in one city/area without scaring all the others and their friends away? With her interests and the limited circle of people matching her interests, she probably won't be able to date many more Ryans in the future, except she decides to move.

No. 1901316

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This is why she broke up with him. she thinks she's hot again

No. 1901317

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No. 1901321

>>1901316
100% that's her reason.

No. 1901324

>>1901317
Literally looks like all she did is learn some fat girl angles. Bending her arm up so it's not squished flat against her side, and sucking in her gut. Maybe she lost 5 pounds, this looks like it could easily be angles though

No. 1901360

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No. 1901390

>>1901316
I don’t see much difference (the second photo is definitely taken from a different angle/further away, unless she lost weight off her head, too…), but I guess it’s easier to lose weight than to lose a shitty personality. That’s the only reason I can think of that she keeps obsessing on her new diet of baby shit and melted ice cream…

No. 1901405

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Oh she is feeling herself. Definitely thinks she can do better than the goober now, which is hilarious because her appearance has never actually been the issue.

No. 1901416

>>1901405
Yup, here come all the thirst traps again. The video of her putting eyeshadow on was exactly how I imagined her doing her makeup.

No. 1901425

>>1901405
the way she smiles and eyefucks herself through the camera is so fucking psychotic. absolute textbook manic phase she's in right now.

No. 1901429

>>1901416
kek, I had to see that for myself and why is she putting orange eyeshadow all over her eyelid, it's just horrible

>>1901425
the amount of videos she posts daily in her stories that only show her face are insane. She doesn't show anything interesting about her interests or hobbies, she just takes pictures/videos of her face with the same expression every single day. I give it one day and we will have videos of her "crying" again.

No. 1901435

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looking spooky, alright

No. 1901437

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heather's magic vegan weightloss strategy: just don't eat anything that contains taste

No. 1901441

>>1901437
I can't wait for her to finally lose that 60 or 70lbs she claimed she lost the first time she lived vegan, lol

No. 1901473

>>1901435
wow she looks so much better with her glasses on…

No. 1901506

>>1901405
I can't wait for how ridiculous she's going to be after she gets her hair done. She always acts like it's some big reveal that people have just been dying to see, and it's just her maniacally petting her own hair over the course of 16 stories for 4 likes.

No. 1901525

Looks like Heather went back to her true romance- broadcasting every detail of her day on social media. I wonder how much of the breakup was attributed to the fact he didnt like to be posted all the time by her.
I hope AxeRyan reads this thread sometime. He’s better off finding someone who isnt obsessed with selfies and oversharing.

No. 1901587

>>1901473
Its definitely a case of the Arrested Development "Ok, Glasses on, Hair up… Wait, have we tried Hair down, glasses on?" bit.

No. 1901648

>>1901405
Clean your kitchen ya fuckin slob.

No. 1901688

>>1901405
Emotionally distant = Didn't text me compliments 40x/day or coddle the shit out of me

No. 1901710

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Content of the clip she posted is just these weird Aryans talking about putting other things above their relationship. More importantly, this proves what we all expected: she dumped him! Every time she's got a low-drama guy who actually likes her and shares her interests, she's the one who dumps them.

No. 1901764

>>1901710
She's such a self sabotager, while she was with him she improved her diet, barely posted drama and considered going back to youtube even. Of course she doesn't see the correlation with having a chill partner who actually likes you and improving your life. He probably took more than ten minutes to text back one day (because he was working or driving or some shit) and that was the end of it.

No. 1901799

>>1901710
>>1901764

Heather is one of those cluster B people that absolutely can't handle any degree of emotional stability. Her comfort zone is wild, perpetual mood swings, so that's what she (perhaps unconsciously) seeks out every chance she gets.

I think it's clear by now that the RyanQuest is basically the external tool Heather uses for her own emotional regulation, since it provides reasons for big peaks and throughs in quick, perpetual succession, which allows her to always stay in her comfort zone.

When she actually gets with a Ryan that's chill and not into drama, she gets umcomfortable and starts freaking out because she doesn't know how to live with herself if she's not going through these wild mood swings all the time. In the end, the hamster habit part of her brain wins and she dumps the Ryan so she quickly can get in the comfort zone provided by the RyanQuest again.

The worst part is, all of this is so fucking textbook. There are a lot of things that therapy can't do, but Heather's emotional turmoils are, if not entirely fixeable, at least treatable to a significant degree. But we all know she'll never go to therapy and will continue to go through Ryans at a record pace for our entertainment.

No. 1901841

>>1901710
So she was mad he was "putting other things" ahead of their relationship? Let me guess, he was tired after work some days and didn't come to baby her. Or maybe it was that he hung out with his friends without her once or twice. She is so pathetic.

Having an identity outside of the relationship with her is the problem. He could come have lunch with her 6 days a week and it wouldn't matter because he didn't make it 7.

No. 1901915

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No. 1901917

>>1901915
Boudoir shots incoming. She seems to have skipped the "I don't need a man, my hobbies are too extreme, I'll never be loved" part of the cycle.

No. 1901922

>>1901915
she really chooses shallow validation from random tinder guys over a healthy relationship with someone who actually cares. she deserves her life.

No. 1901924

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Aaand we're back to this.

No. 1901926

>>1901915
Shes so fucking retarded. She should spend this time on dating apps at the gym instead

No. 1901929

>>1901915
Thought I was in the Vicky Shingles thread for a moment. The delusion …

No. 1901978

>>1901924
She just dumped a dude 2 days ago and is already talking about meeting guys and bragging about getting asked out. What a callous bitch. Can you imagine if one of her ryans did that to her?

No. 1901985

>>1901924
This sounds so bad tho, I'd like to meet guys this weekend so soon after the breakup. Kinda makes her sound like a hoe even though we all know it's the emotional moodswings she's after, not sex.
>>1901799
Exactly this, it's sad and ironic that when she finally gets what she "wants" and achieves peace, she reverts to unhealthy moodswings and seeking approval from strange scrotes. Because that unsettled, rollercoaster moodswing life is what she is most used to.

No. 1902031

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She's basically just posting selfie after desperate, compliment-fishing selfie (and a really weird video of her talking to one of her dolls in a creepy voice, sorry can't upload). She seems to think that there is some perfect Ryan out there who's finally going to fall madly in love with her thirst traps, but with 15 lolcow threads (so far) under her belt, literally no sane person could find these and want anything to do with her. She's actually gross. Not "spooky", just scary and gross.

No. 1902034

>>1902031
I cannot tell the difference between this photo and one she posted yesterday, like she looks identical every day. Where does she even see a difference.

No. 1902039

Seems like Halloween nonnie is taking another L.

No. 1902040

>>1902034
Kek imagine seeing this and wondering what she looks like now if this is apparently when she was a babe.

No. 1902068

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This mentality is so fucked up. This person seems perfectly fine and interested in her. Please go to therapy Heather. Please.

No. 1902075

>>1902068

This guy is actually trying. He didn’t even do anything wrong except not share the same hobby as her. Holy
fuck she’s gonna be miserable forever.

No. 1902100

>>1902039
i've been rooting for halloween nonnie so much

No. 1902104

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She's starting to spill

No. 1902105

>>1902104
>the hell I endured and fought through
>it was your ex husband trolling you on burner accounts
Shitty, yes, hell, no.
I wonder what "attack" means in Heather's world because this dude seems very mild, maybe "you sending me 100 messages an hour is overwhelming, have you considered working on mindfulness to quell your anxiety" just a guess kek

No. 1902109

>>1902104
Jfc… Like this Ryan heard anxiety and was like "Not on my fucking watch, hag!"

No. 1902113

>>1902104
Translation: AxeRyan wasn't having the boo hoo party, and encouraged her to move on from her VERY distant past and seek healthy coping mechanisms. My dear man, you weren't dealing with an anxious mess, you were dealing with a cluster b nightmare circus that immediately turned on you when you wouldn't validate her speshul sad feelings and twauma. Consider that bullet dodged, kek. Keep telling on yourself, Hags, it's very amusing.

No. 1902124

>>1902039
there's time for like three entire ryan cycles before halloween, all is not lost

No. 1902126

>>1902104
Alexa, play “Another One Bites the Dust”

No. 1902139

>>1901917
>>1901922
>>1902124
>>1902126
nonas you are the reason i come to this thread

No. 1902207

>>1901317
I agree. Her lack of attraction is not about AxeRyan being ugly, he’s no uglier than Lurch or the others. But he presents as a basic PA blue collar guy and doesn’t fit her spooky goff boi aesthetic, even though he seems more genuinely into her paranormal hobbies than the others. Heather is also a drama queen and won’t be satisfied with a guy who wants a chill low-key relationship off social media. She’s just not gonna find an adult man who shares all her random hobbies AND fits her teen mallgoth fashion requirements AND has infinite patience for BPD meltdowns all within close range of her. She’s effectively priced herself out of her market.

No. 1902223

>>1902207
I feel like him being into the same hobbies worked against him. She's the spooky goth gf; the bf is supposed to have a different identity.

No. 1902233

>>1902223
I think it removed her ability to complain about being an oppressed goff into weird paranormal shit which nobody understands!!1 since that's what she hopped back on to immediately. >>1902068

No. 1902359

>>1902104
Didn't one of her Ryan's come in here and confirm that she frequently breaks down with "do you really love me"? I bet she labels that as "just anxiety" and got all uppity when AxeRyan didn't take the bait in the way she wanted him to, hence his references of learning to love oneself before you can love others >>1901017

No. 1902361

>>1902104
She's already deleted this and a bunch of other stories from yesterday. Now she's circled back to sharing stories of "when she was goth" i.e. the day she dressed up for Halloween, complete with Taylor Swift music. How is she so confused??

No. 1902579

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Does she just shoot down and share every single response? What did he even do wrong here? He LIKED her and made an observation based on a picture that she put out there to be observed! Did he say it was a bad thing? God she's such an insufferable bitch.

No. 1902596

every time i look at threadpic and see heathers smiling face with the list of reasons to date her i can't help but laugh. she is allergic to positive change
like this shit drives me up a wall >>1902579
what DID he do? men will be friendly to her and she'll roll her eyes and find something wrong with it and she claims she's kind and empathetic

No. 1902936

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At it again.

No. 1903004

>>1902936
like, isn’t this literally what dating apps are for? to find out your compatibility and incompatibility with strangers? she is such a whiner

No. 1903018

>>1902936
he didn't even say that he wouldn't be interested in meeting her, you can be afraid of something and still see if a person is right for you. For example I'm afraid of spiders, I still wouldn't rule out an arachnologist as a partner, it's boring if someone is a 100% copy of yourself and with AxeRyan we saw that she isn't looking for someone to share her interests. It seems more like she is always on the look for negative tension in a relationship and to be the victim at the end of the day.

No. 1903109

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Might still be hope for Hallowwen spoopy milk

No. 1903120

>>1903109
Yea heather keep meeting complete strangers and trusting them… eventually it will lead to her own tombstone

No. 1903189

>>1903109
NGL this is a cute way to meet someone.

No. 1903196

>>1903109
Sounds like a dream come true for her, but what if he is only lukewarm about tombstones?? What if he's scared of something that doesn't even exist and you will never encounter?? It's hard being so spooky

No. 1903215

>>1903109
I feel like her current posts are made specifically to wind up axeryan, this one seems like she just fabricated a guy. She made up some guy one time fairly recently, iirc "tall and cute" but no photo evidence and gone the next day.
Can any anon see if axeryan is still following her or are her posts public?

No. 1903220

>>1903109
Fake story to make AxeRyan seethe?

No. 1903246

>>1903109
Didn't she wish this a thread or two ago? Like she wished that a "boy" would meet her in an antique shop and then marry her at the look out tower? Is this manifest destiny?

No. 1903259

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>>1903246
It's probably not Manifest Destiny, nonny.

No. 1903295

>>1903109
she won't go to a bar to meet a guy but just go for dinner (probably in her car) with someone she met at a store, sure, you can trust everyone and they wouldn't know from her stories on instagram where to find her at what time of day.

But I don't care, I'm here for the Halloween milk, there is still time for two Ryans, one of them might be perfect, kek.

>>1903215
I feel the same, she would have posted a picture of that guy in the antique store in some mirror or something like that if he would be real. It's just so AxeRyan might get jealous and a way for her to tell everyone later that she is too spooky and goth and will be alone forever while posting Taylor Swift lyrics.

No. 1903364

File: 1695559974241.jpeg (709.92 KB, 1179x1418, IMG_6811.jpeg)

AxeRyan is not following her FB anymore. It’s possible she still has some of his friends on there.

No. 1903376

File: 1695561692744.jpeg (75.89 KB, 715x710, IMG_0177.jpeg)

>>1903364
The giveaway is the boots compliment. Was it the plastic quilted Target hiking boots or the pink flower embroidered Docs? No chance.

No. 1903385

>>1903364
Even if this guy is real, he’s going to meet the real Heather soon enough and be scarred for life, lol. They “talked and talked all about each other”? She only ever wants to talk about herself, so calling bullshit on this.

No. 1903390

File: 1695564508239.jpeg (251.5 KB, 1080x1919, pretendryan.jpeg)

This was taken during the time they were allegedly visiting another antique store and going out to coffee before dinner. Shut the fuck up Heather.

No. 1903400

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No. 1903411

>>1903400
Relationship status change in 3… 2…

No. 1903471

>>1903385
They both talked AT each other, one upping and everything lol

No. 1903476

>>1903189
Nonnies are tinfoiling hard here kek. I'm in a similar age range with Heather and my friends and I still have random guys/women approach us when we go out (general consensus is that Heather is ok looking, right?). Pre-OLD and pandemic it was normal to approach someone who looks normal and single, and people shockingly still do it. And except for the night drive (!) none of this is unsafe… Anyway, this is gonna last 2 seconds. I think the OLDRyans get a hint of how crazy she is through her profiles and texting, so getting into Ryanhood is a choice, but this guy is probably just starting to see the really weird Heather now that they're texting and she's had time to build her BPD fantasies about him.

No. 1903486

>>1903385
yeah and what about when he finds this website? online ryans probably google her before meeting up but this guy went in blind.

No. 1903494


No. 1903500

>>1903476
She talked on her stories about what happened. It’s not weird to meet someone in public. It’s weird to get in their car and drive to secluded locations with a man you’ve met for an hour.

No. 1903596

Can someone PLEASE post the story of her talking about this magical meeting and her psychic premonition of it? I'm cringing so hard. Bonus points for heather clearly not wearing a top under that half zipped hoodie

No. 1903613

File: 1695591322508.png (7.43 MB, 1179x2556, IMG_6842.png)

Not sure how to post video stories (sorry) but she just bought this dress. She’s planning a wedding already.

No. 1903647

File: 1695596837432.png (874.7 KB, 498x859, Screenshot_18.png)

>>1903596
https://files.catbox.moe/ask4xt.mp4
Psychic premonition talk at 2:55. She's already deleted her dating apps.

No. 1903651

>>1903647
Bless you

No. 1903653

>>1903647
you can post mp4s on here now, you should post for posterity

No. 1903656

>>1903647
imagine if this guy saw this shit. he would run so fast. she's unhinged to post this kind of thing….

No. 1903661

>>1903647
She’s deleted her dating apps for the billionth time, and they’re not even official yet…? Okay. She’s just getting worse and worse.

But maybe these two could last a few weeks if they met irl and he isn’t immediately exposed to her crazy stream of consciousness insta stories and Facebook essays…

No. 1903687

>>1903647
Maybe he heard the word around town that she's easy

No. 1903692

>>1903647
Honestly the sound of him is reminding me of those extremely handsome and charming men who lure women in to be trafficked. Cannot believe she got in a car with him, especially at night. In the words of John Mulaney, “you’re not getting me to no secondary location.”

No. 1903748

File: 1695609055360.jpeg (328.08 KB, 1080x1919, 193384647511.jpeg)

>>1903647
She’s saying they went to sheetz until midnight but posted this from that night (as her dinner)? Her story is entirely fabricated and it’s fucking embarrassing.

No. 1903761

>>1903748
Feeling like this is a classic BPD junior high girl story that probably has some kernel of truth to it (a guy told her he likes her shoes or something, MAYBE asked her to coffee) but I love how it got blown up to the perfect Heather date. Antique mall AND Sheetz????

No. 1903767

>>1903364
>night time drive in the mountains
>with a guy you just met
I'm glad this story is fabricated because this would likely be her last ever post, goddamn she needs to read a few true crime stories or something. Strange men do horrible horrible things to gullible women they pick up. Hours or days of beatings, torture, rape, cannibalsm type things. The fact a "date" like this is ideal to her, extremely concerning.

No. 1903776

>>1903653
Unfortunately it's too large, even compressed it's 43MB. I guess I could cut it in half but I'm lazy kek. And for some reason when I converted it to .webm, the audio was really delayed? If anyone knows good .mp4 to .webm conversion software let me know
>>1903748
Her story is that they had dinner, then went for a drive in the mountains, and then came back to civilization for Sheetz. I guess all that talk talk talking got them hungry again
>>1903761
Not sure why, but I believe her? She seems very genuine (if not manic) and although Heather has been dishonest about… a lot of things… those lies were typically distortions of true events. Would she really fabricate something this grandiose?

No. 1903777

File: 1695612999123.mp4 (12.27 MB, 720x1280, 1.mp4)

>>1903647
For archival purposes. Unfortunately, it’s rather large so it’ll be split.
[1/8]

No. 1903780

File: 1695613133524.mp4 (17.25 MB, 720x1280, 2.mp4)


No. 1903781

File: 1695613238374.mp4 (15.8 MB, 720x1280, 3.mp4)


No. 1903784

File: 1695613337555.mp4 (11.76 MB, 720x1280, 4.mp4)


No. 1903786

File: 1695613446548.mp4 (14.61 MB, 720x1280, 5.mp4)


No. 1903789

File: 1695613592406.mp4 (13.8 MB, 720x1280, 6.mp4)


No. 1903792

File: 1695613782211.mp4 (13.22 MB, 720x1280, 7.mp4)


No. 1903794

File: 1695614049550.mp4 (13.22 MB, 720x1280, 8.mp4)


No. 1903799

>>1903613
The Stories that feature this dress aren’t showing up as videos for me. Anyone else? I was trying to also archive them.

No. 1903840

File: 1695620770318.png (715.41 KB, 516x709, 2389457239.png)

>>1903792
good lord heather. If this mysterious new ryan isn't just a figment of her imagination. I have real doubts she's not going to scare him away after the supposed 2nd date.

No. 1903846

>>1903840
my god she looks so haggard here

No. 1903850

>>1903777
Has she actually said anything specific about this guy? Because I’ve only seen her give generalities like “cute”. If they were talking all damn night, she must be able to say something else about him??

(Thanks for posting her stories anon, but I don’t want to listen to all that, kek.)

No. 1903852

>>1903777
She looks so ugly in these. Showing her true self with no filters. Jesus she looks like a grandma.

No. 1903854

>>1903850
I watched half of it sped up and there were no specifics, just the same stuff as her facebook post. I'm pretty sure this is pure fiction.
The level of insanity to have a nice normal boyfriend, dump him over nothing, go on dating sites and then fabricate a whole man and hours of a fictional meeting (her story posts that day being of completely different things and featuring 0 locations from the imaginary date of course, as anon pointed out >>1903390 )

what mental illness is this

No. 1903855

>>1903852
girl needs a ring light and some makeup tutorials, you'd think she'd know how to look good on a video being an ex youtuber an' all

No. 1904010

>>1903777
Just watched all of them and holy fuck she's completely insane. Even if this did all happen, her mannerisms throughout the videos are so unsettling. Her eyes are some of the most vacant I've ever seen. pretendryan is a great name though we should definitely keep it.

No. 1904065

>>1904010
Her eyes are so vacant that’s a perfect word to describe. They’re void of life in a way you usually only see in scrotes, and tbh she looks like average/normal at first glance but then when you actually spend some time looking at a pic of her it all becomes…really weird. She looks so soulless. Agreed re pretendryan tho kek. She is cycling through them lightning fast now it’s insane…

No. 1904077

>>1903854
maybe it was a ghost ryan and just a vivid dream lol
she usually posts pics of her ryans, this time not even a glimpse of shoes on a staircase

No. 1904114

File: 1695663110468.jpeg (189.72 KB, 1179x632, IMG_6846.jpeg)

Girl almost got herself killed for nothing.

No. 1904117

>>1904114
She's such a nutter. Blessed! She was thanking god for this in her stories haha.

No. 1904118

>>1903840
I thought this was put in one of those age filters initially. Seeing her in motion is very unsettling.
I really can't imagine this ryan is real. She is describing him as gorgeous and gives no other details at all. No specifics about what they were talking about. Keeps mentioning it was raining as if she has nothing else to say.
Also scrotes have a lot of nerve but I find it hard to believe a "gorgeous", single guy with her exact interests just waltz up to her to flirt and was outgoing enough to also do all these things with her on a first meeting.

No. 1904156

>>1904118

And what a coincidence both of them had absolutely nothing to do for the rest of the day

No. 1904242

>>1904114
She cant back it up kek time to make him disappear

No. 1904333

File: 1695690583401.jpeg (187.98 KB, 828x1463, IMG_2976.jpeg)


No. 1904338

>>1904333
>extremely talented
In attracting and scaring away ryans maybe.

No. 1904341

>>1904333
>unique
like a mother of 3 in her mid thirties having a midlife crisis because her husband is into young goth girls

No. 1904372

>>1904333
seriously, what does she think she’s talented at? photography? buying stuff? thirsttrapping

No. 1904396

File: 1695704826375.jpg (500.21 KB, 1079x1516, Screenshot_20230926_010616_Sam…)

What?!

No. 1904398

File: 1695704938339.jpg (188.04 KB, 1079x1081, Screenshot_20230926_010833_Sam…)

Also

No. 1904405

>>1904398
Heather so desperate for validation, shes talking to her self kek. Girl go to the gym, go to therapy, delete social media. You are crazy and not in a cute way

No. 1904406

>>1904405
Yeah what are the chances the feet and elbow guys both phrased their question exactly the same way

No. 1904427

>>1904406
Assuming they were not posted seconds apart, one could have been inspired by the other, like a sort of joking "what about me?" tone. For Heather's sake I hope these are fake because posting free fetish pics on demand is just too embarrassing. She's always been weirdly sexual online yet somehow this feels like a new low. Wasn't she teasing an OnlyFans a few threads ago? I guess getting fat delayed her thottery.

No. 1904428

File: 1695711190329.jpg (129.84 KB, 1080x704, Screenshot_20230926_025040_Fac…)

So much for growth… the hot goth random encounter didn't even get a whole chapter.

No. 1904430

>>1904428
So long tulpaRyan! We're rapidly closing in on our 20th Ryan. I wonder what we'll get next.

No. 1904456

>>1904428
She made it one day. Pathetic. Also crazy how she isn't have a meltdown from this amazing gorgeous Ryan ghosting her. It's almost like he doesn't exist.

No. 1904475

>>1904428
She was definitely setting the stage for the “disappearance” of fake pretendryan with this post >>1904114 because none of this makes sense. Meet cute in an antique shop, dinner, romantic totally-not-kidnapping drive in the mountains and deep conversation all night, then…he just doesn’t want to see her again??

Unless he actually was real, googled her between now and the other day, then thought no thanks, kek. That would make more sense to me.

No. 1904478

>>1904430
Tulparyan is the perfect name, I wonder if we will see more tulparyans in the future. It seems to me like she was just walking around on her own and imagining a dude and decided to post it like it happened, which is wild

No. 1904486

>>1904428
>>1904430
every Ryan she ever had is documented in her threads, right? My chart loving brain would love to make a bar chart with the times every Ryan lasted, just to see how they disappear faster and faster, kek.

No. 1904494

>>1904486
Lmao I would love to see this, if you have the time and inclination you totally should

No. 1904523

>>1904475
I mean, that kind of thing does happen
but usually it’s a married guy or a sex addict

No. 1904533

>>1904396
>>1904398
What the fuck is seriously wrong with this woman. It sounds like she just asked herself these questions, yet still managed to provide the imagery of some kind of hammer toed-athlete's foot monstrosity.

No. 1904558

>>1904396
>>1904398
I'm 99% sure the elbow question was asked to make fun of the foot question. When Heather calls someone "daddy" in one of these Q&As it's usually a Rumham question.

No. 1904612

File: 1695750727783.jpeg (402.41 KB, 762x1354, IMG_2985.jpeg)

>>1904558
It was

No. 1904623

>>1904612
Who are her haters? Here? Yes a little gossip site is much more dangerous than raw dogging every dude you meet on the first date and driving off into the night with a complete stranger. Which I don't believe, but the fact that it's a fantasy of hers says enough.

No. 1904650

>>1904612
According to her she has no friends tho right? So she's just making these questions herself, using her own made up Instagrams to give herself some validation through herself. Being a woman is unsafe? Being around her or associated with her is unsafe. Her mentality is legitimately unhinged and you can tell she probably talks to herself by making other profiles and writing herself and then posts "it's just a joke from my frriiiernnndssss guuuyysss" with her crazy deadeye stare in the camera and her dentures falling out. I see that for grandma hagthar.

No. 1904924

>>1904612
wonder what her "best friends here" think when she posts this >>1904333 not even a day before. like really, which is it heather? she is always complaining she has no friends but now she has BEST friends
also
>"unsafe from my obsessive haters"
kek, okay heather, keep distracting from the real issue

No. 1905005

File: 1695792855212.jpg (299.03 KB, 1080x1919, FXZDLUTT.jpg)

>>1904924
She posted a few more flattering videos and a photo with the light in her face so I think she read our comments about that unflattering video she posted >>1903855
We are helping you out gurl, this is by far one of the milder threads on this site.

No. 1905016

>>1903476
So you're saying tulpaRyan a guy too young to pick up on these signals, he's gorgeous per Heather… and he's hanging out in an antique store in Central Pennsylvania?
>>1904456
Underrated post.
>>1904612
Well she is right that her periods are very unsafe, they made an entire Ryan disappear

No. 1905096

Oh thats makes me think…what if he was real and maybe she did the dirty with him, he got what he wanted and that's why she didn't hear back from him? Hmmm or yes I agree he's possibly made up.

No. 1905120

>>1905005
I'm the last person who should be eye-bag-shaming; but wtf why are hers yellow? does she have jaundice

No. 1905136

>>1905005
Does anyone else thing the right kind of natural tone ginger hair color might do a lot for her? She is so fucking washed out by this pale beige blonde, something warm would look a lot better imo

No. 1905155

>>1905096
That’s actually a real possibility. I can picture her doing it in the Sheetz parking lot.

No. 1905189

>>1905136
I think the right shade would be very flattering on her like a light natural ginger even leaning into strawberry blonde would do so much for her

No. 1905279

File: 1695835774961.jpeg (385.76 KB, 1179x821, IMG_6932.jpeg)

She tried for 4 hours. Complained a lot. And then canceled an appointment that would potentially help her. Dumb ass.

No. 1905311

>>1905096
I can't believe she'd let that go without agonizing and raging and 4everalone-ing for at least 24 hours in her stories. >>1901799 is so smart that I'm going to use it as a sparkle key now for explaining her behavior.

No. 1905332

File: 1695842842657.jpg (204.7 KB, 1080x1919, 6732499191.jpg)

At least nobody can accuse her of looking sane.

No. 1905341

>>1905279
the first choice of contacts won't work for everyone, not even the second or third. Sure, there are some people that can't wear contacts, but there are doctors that will help you find the right stuff. She applied eye make-up while using them, some stuff will get inside your eyes and under the contact lenses, making your eyes irritated, but how would she know. Instead of getting through with it and finding a solution she just gives up and doesn't even try anymore, just like she did with every Ryan so far.

No. 1905358

>>1905005
This is the best she's looked in forever, but same as the other anons are saying. The blonde is terrible on her and she'd look better (and more goffick even) with a darker hair color. All this bleaching makes her hair extra frizzy and limp too which is doing her face absolutely no favors.

>>1905332
Annnd she's right back into wearing those god awful ugly thick grey frames.

No. 1905431

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No. 1905497

File: 1695862971308.jpg (2.88 MB, 4096x4096, Trapryan.jpg)

>>1905431
So is she posting these right before the date? Or did it not go well. 30 min ago

No. 1905499

File: 1695863182555.mp4 (930.47 KB, 720x1280, 8249162C1D1C39B1140DC7E489C812…)

>>1905497
Samefag but these are 32, 31, and 30 min ago. Rapid post lewds.

No. 1905500

>>1905497
Girl, nooooooo stop reminding us.

No. 1905506

File: 1695864151850.jpeg (743.32 KB, 1179x2031, IMG_6956.jpeg)

Everyone is telling her that she always talks about needing friends what is she complaining about. She said she doesn’t want friends she wants a boyfriend.

No. 1905507

File: 1695864272591.jpg (687.5 KB, 1079x1817, RumhamInstagram.jpg)

Also 30 min ago. She isn't gushing about her date and is posting her old photoshoot and this. It didn't happen or it didn't go well.

No. 1905524

>>1905506
Haha sucks for you Heather.

No. 1905527

>>1905506
If he is real, still not convinced, maybe he’s gay. This whole thing sounds fake though

No. 1905533

>>1905506
Can we see her response? Think we need it for when she goes back to "I just want to meet PEOPLE" rants like a couple days ago.

No. 1905536

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No. 1905537

>>1905536
So if a man isn't instantly wanting to fall in love with her she isnt interested. Eek.

No. 1905538

>>1905533
She hasn’t replied to anyone else. They are all making sense so of course she won’t say anything.

No. 1905539

File: 1695868085712.jpeg (242.05 KB, 1179x1376, IMG_6957.jpeg)

>>1905538
This one too.

No. 1905543

>>1905539
Oh my godddd! If he isn't devoting his life to her after a day she doesn't want anything to do with him. They spent one day together. He said "lets get to know each other" and she said she wasn't wasting her time.

No. 1905553

>>1905497
Has she ever had an adult-sized bed?

No. 1905556

>>1905539
THIS is why she's going to be forever alone, oh my god
people should be throwing this at her EVERY time she complains about not having friends

Heather, did you know you can LOVE friends? that friends can BECOME more?

No. 1905560

>>1905539
Which is it, Heather? Pick a damn struggle. 2 days from now she'll be sad she has no friends. She's so obvious it pisses me off.
People can go their whole ass lives pretending like they aren't the problem

No. 1905563

>>1905539
She wants a man that will move in with her after the first date. Only fellow bpd men would do that. She'll only accept people as toxic as her and I'm almost glad she hasn't met one yet cuz it won't be pretty.

No. 1905598

>>1905539
>>1905563
Exactly this. She doesn't want a healthy start to a relationship where you get to know each other and if you are actually compatible first. She wants to be all in immediately with plans of their future children, hair lockets, and all. The guy probably does (or did) like her if he approached her first, spent all day with her, and gave her a second date. Maybe he's already picking up on the crazy and is trying to put a little safe distance in between before he's sure.

No. 1905636

>>1905539
you can love people without having sex with them or marry them, but no, she doesn't know that. Can she just grow up? It's hard enough to find good friends at her age and if there is a guy that wants to be friends, she should give it a go, but I guess she will die alone, and the last thing she will say before she dies is that she is too weird and spooky to be loved.

No. 1905688

>>1905539
she deserves to be alone and bitter for the rest of her life

No. 1905708

File: 1695905035347.jpeg (423.32 KB, 1179x1050, IMG_6959.jpeg)

How about stop making it your entire personality and refuse to accept others hobbies and interests?

No. 1905738

>>1905708
maybe try looking for friends and not romantic relationships? Oh, no, she doesn't want to, because she needs love and not friendship, as friendship can't be love, because no sex. Can she hurry up, I want my Halloween milk, where is ZombieRyan, dumping her on Halloween because she isn't spooky enough.

No. 1905743

>>1905738
I'm with you nonna I really need that Halloween milk. I wonder if she's gonna get desperate and try to get AxeRyan back kek.

No. 1905749

>>1905708
I know she thinks she's being a sexy interesting goth girl but she comes off as a super death obsessed schizo. It's like all she wants to do is talk about and hangout around death and dead people. She won't even let them talk about their own hobbies and interests unless it's also about dead people or collecting deceased people's shit. I imagine it's very off-putting combined with her crazy eyes and immediate clinginess.

No. 1905765

>>1905708
>>1905749
It also sounds like she's somewhat doing it intentionally. She got ready at home, met up with this person, and pulls a bottle out of her purse to talk about haunted dirt in what, a restaurant? It's not show and tell, what an odd time to choose to do that.

No. 1905766

>>1905765
It’s like she’s constantly trying to prove to people (herself) that she’s goth or into spooky shit. It’s cringe.

No. 1905786

>>1905708
She isn't even really interested in the paranormal. She just likes graveyards and hoards shit. She can't keep a boyfriend because she is an empty husk. Completely uninteresting and self obsessed.

No. 1905931

>>1905708
>>1905539

None of this is real kek she is just trying to weasel out of tulparyan by saying he's not into her, hilariously people replying like you should be friends with him! which she has to bat down because he literally doesn't exist.

No. 1905981

>>1905931
Kek she's gone full George Glass.

No. 1906017

>>1905931
Exactly! Totally made up from the get go. Im so glad her recent ex dodged a bullet

No. 1906037

>>1905708
If this "date" was with Tuplaryan then shouldn't he be on board? According to her stories they talked about "creepy places like cemeteries" minutes after meeting. I believed her at first but things really aren't adding up anymore. I wish she would just go full yumejoshi and date that civil war ghost. She'd be happier that way.

No. 1906041

File: 1695945856555.mp4 (3.95 MB, 1080x1920, 320633447_695306749286541_5642…)

She went here with tuplaRyan like 3 days ago? Does she go here twice a week or is she trying to remind him of the good times? The song is so goth, you wouldn't understand.

No. 1906085

>>1906041
do people really want to see her face all the time? It's a real question because I don't understand the content she posts. If she would show the view, her surroundings, okay, might be interesting, but her face, all the time, with the same expression in every video/picture, I don't get it, do people care about such content?

No. 1906157

>>1905708
Special….haunted……dirt?
Girl can’t fucking hear herself. How did she expect a Ryan to react to this revelation?

No. 1906318

>>1906157
Obviously she imagined he would think she was sooooo special and unique and quirky and immediately declare his adoration.

No. 1906392

I wonder if she tells people her full name when she first meets them in hopes that they'll Google her and find her Facebook and fall in love with her pictures but instead they just find these threads kek

No. 1906522

Heather desperately wants to be a manic pixie dream girl. She genuinely thinks she’s quirky and interesting in her personality just by having “odd” interests. She thinks she is gonna glide into someone’s life as the ethereal, otherworldly ghost girl and change his normal little life for ever. She doesn’t want to find a man to settle down with, she wants to keep a constant stream of “admirers” who want her even if they don’t understand her. She enjoys that “no one understands her” it makes her that much more quirky and elusive.

In reality she has a very popular interest, something that inspires whole TV shows and cult YouTube followings. It’s not enough she loves cemeteries, she ALO collects antiques AND is into paranormal phenomena, SO quirky, in 2004.

No. 1906541

File: 1696020205102.jpg (333.08 KB, 1080x1919, 384415950_894696748678849_6783…)

This is what dating apps are like for women in general, I'm not sure why she thinks it's worth posting about.

No. 1906548

File: 1696020809672.jpeg (95.03 KB, 430x640, 76E2815A-BF17-40A1-93FD-8664A5…)

>>1906541

followed by confirmation of RyanQuest

No. 1907457

I started from thread 1 a couple of weeks back and powered through every single one until I got to the current Ryan affairs. Surprisingly unsurprised that she's practically the exact same years later. Additionally, I'm also wanting a Halloween cringe cycle and I think that Halloween-chan and I have a chance at having our wish come true. At the very least, she could go out and have unprotected baby-trap sex on Halloween night with a Tinder match. A baby conceived on Halloween night? Heather would go bonkers with delight.

No. 1907558

File: 1696212391872.mp4 (1.5 MB, 1080x1920, 342254123_1501144097288666_869…)

POV you're a Heather-approved potential BabyDaddyRyan checking Instagram stories

No. 1907576

>>1906541
isn’t bumble the one where only the woman can message first? so she’s saying she messaged over 100 men?

No. 1907598

File: 1696222704124.jpg (408.45 KB, 1080x1939, clock.jpg)

She doesnʼt have enough clocks.

No. 1907600

File: 1696222747722.jpg (866.59 KB, 1080x1926, selfie.jpg)


No. 1907764

>>1907558
I was going to repost this but at the very end, when she is smiling at the camera, she looks like she’s about 55 years old. She looks and is dressed so grandmotherly it’s such a bad look for her. Also, her eyes. Unhinged.

No. 1907777

>>1907558
What a fucking stupid thing to record but she mind as well get used to pushing a stroller with a baby doll now that she scares any mood and will live a lonely life.

No. 1907847

Heather strikes me as the kinda desperate women who eventually get really into reborn dolls and taking them in public pretending they’re real

No. 1907860

>>1907847
Omg yes. And naming it and giving it a whole ass personality and giggling as she introduces people to it. This is entirely more likely than a Halloween Ryan showing up.

No. 1908021

File: 1696297778403.mp4 (14.18 MB, 720x1280, E24D2CBA9BA706AE96D61F5F8A577F…)

Uhhhhh. Don't make this about you. EC is literally dying, not losing dates over her weird doll fixation. 1/3

No. 1908023

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2/3

No. 1908024

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3/3
Just making it about her situation. Nothing to do with EC.

No. 1908026

>>1908024
What happened with eugenia cooney? I cant find anything on google or the ana thread. What the hell is she talking about? Or is it just another freak out like the 2019 shane dawson interview drama bs?

No. 1908029

File: 1696299003508.mp4 (17.3 MB, 720x1280, CA4142DF79FCEBB7158ABB32A5A361…)

Heather comparing people concerned for a visibly ill person to the people trying to "control" her by not liking her content anymore.

No. 1908032

>>1908023
she has never looked more like a camel than she does here

No. 1908034

>>1908021
for the nonnas not wanting to see or hear her talk, I can't sleep, so here you have what she says in every video written down, probably with little errors, but nevertheless, have fun.

>video 1

So since the entire internet is talking about this right now, I wanted to give my opinion about the Eugenia Cooney situation and my opinion is to leave her alone you fucking psychopaths. And the reason I can say that is because I’m a former influencer who was harassed relentlessly and I actually faced a 51/50 because I was trying to get away from my really bad relationship and because I started doing things that I had always wanted to do, things that were good for me and people couldn’t control me, right. And I understand that her situation is a little different than mine. You know mine was about self-expression and hers is health related, but the end of the day it’s none of our fucking business and she is allowed to exist.

>video 2

So the thing about the Eugenia situation is that 95% of the people that are obsessively trying to get her 51/50ed and all this other shit, none of these people actually care about her. These are people that have very little power in their own lives and they have this strange parasocial relationship with this girl and they want to have some control or power over her and it’s exciting to them to think that they can change a story or they can own somebodies life or manipulate them or anything like that and so, like I said, this is not about people caring about this girl, it’s all about control and it’s fucking disgusting and I feel like, you know, there are such better ways to help someone get better and this is something that has be done personally herself and with her family.

>video 3

I don’t know if any of you have ever been 51/50ed, but it’s fucking terrifying. Whenever I was 51/50ed, uhm, literally like I was in a place with the craziest, scariest people. I was locked in a fucking room with piss on the bed and markings (? couldn’t understand that word, sry) over the wall where someone had completely went insane. I had a panic attack, because I was like, I do not fucking belong here, you know, I’m just someone that’s trying to get away from an abusive relationship and, you know, all I wanna do is just be myself, you know. And like still to this day, I still have stalkers harassing me, who believe, you know, me, the antiques, hehe, me getting away from my ex-husband, that it’s all a mental illness, that I don’t genuinely like this stuff, that it’s all a mental illness and if they can just have me locked up, put on pills, whatever, that I’ll quit liking this stuff and I will be “healthy” and “normal” again. You know, people they don’t know my fucking story, they don’t know that I have always loved that stuff, they just think that it’s an illness.

>video 4

But the point I’m trying to make by sharing my experience is that people in the internet are fucking psycho and they are obsessive and they are stalkerish and they are controlling and they wanna control something in their life and so that’s why they attack these influencers and content creators because they just wanna control something. And yes, I agree that she probably has a problem, we don’t know for sure what it is, none of us really know what goes behind the scenes, you know, uhm. I would love to see her, just take better care of herself, I know she’s opened up about this in the past and how she wasn’t caring for herself and like she has admitted these things and of course I would love to see that for her, but I’m not gonna stalk and harass the poor girl, you know, cause it’s none of my fucking business, like it’s her life, she has to want to change or improve or whatever, it’s none of our fucking business, so just grow up.

>video 5

So another thing I wanted to talk about is how people are calling for her to be banned from all of social media, because of her disorder or whatever is going on with her. And that’s kind of fucked up, because, you know, sick people have the right to be a part of society, and to have friends, and to be on social media. It’d be one thing if she was making content where she was like teaching people how to starve themselves or something, but she is literally just a nice girl existing online who just happens to possibly have a disorder. And I just feel like it’s a dangerous slope to go down, you know, woh, where people aren’t allowed to participate in society because of reasons like that. I will agree there is a few questionable things about some of her content, it kind of makes me wonder a little bit, but she is still not technically violating any rules and I feel like isolating her even more probably isn’t good either, so, like I said, I think we need to let her live her fucking life, she is an adult.

No. 1908040

>>1908034
Appreciate you

No. 1908053

>>1908026
her weight dropped really rapidly recently. all i know about that i found from a recent video that explained this kind of extreme and long term anorexia tends to have sudden and fatal complications near age 30. maybe this exact video has been going around the algorithms? because it was in my recs and everyone seems to be talking like she's dying now and leaving comments like it's a eulogy.

anyway yea maybe this is no more than another wave of eugenia concern hysteria as displayed in ol heather here, but at least this one youtuber had an adult take on it and is pretty informative. felt like this had more info or insight on eating disorders in 12 min than i ever could have gleaned from the hours of eugenia tea channel drivel pumped out over the years lol
https://youtu.be/ztEkA0LdLzg?si=a5G7m4mIqNoOAeG_ very sorry for not embedding i've been struggling to find and edit youtube links on mobile that work with the supported format. even after reading the instructions here lmao, more out of stupidity than lack of trying.

No. 1908080

>>1907600
>>1907764

she looks like a mentally unwell 40something, no jokes. this is not a GIRL, this is a haggard woman. she really works the angles in her filtered selfies bc in motion she has a very big face and turkey neck, no jaw definition. i would swear this is a 40something MTF if you showed me the video without telling me info. YIKESS

No. 1908198

>>1908053
>links of herbs and alters, another known cow, once again attention whoring about something no one asked her about
Never change lc

No. 1908203

>>1908034
>mine was about self-expression and hers is health related
The lack of self-awareness is astonishing.

No. 1908206

>>1908021
>>1908034
is anyone also annoyed by her use of the word "girl" for Eugenia, she is nearly 30, that's not a girl. And Heather doesn't seem to see how different the situations are. Eugenia is slowly killing herself while everyone is watching and young girls look up to her and starve themselves because of her, you don't need to teach someone how to starve, but how would Heather know. She should take her own advice and leave the situation alone, but no, it's all about herself, people are after her, want her locked up, because her interests make her crazy, kek.

No. 1908213

>>1908034
>And yes, I agree that she probably has a problem, we don’t know for sure what it is,
Yes it is a mystery what this perpetually anorexic youtuber might have wrong with them, she surely is a dumbass. And how is this even slightly related to her liking antiques I don't know.

No. 1908223

>>1908034
its like she chooses to be completely self absorbed

No. 1908243

>>1908213
It's like she almost recognizes a correlation that they are both mentally ill and trapped in self destructive cycles. But of course she's more willing to defend a woman starving herself to death for attention/money than to accept that getting help is what either of them needs.

No. 1908317

>>1908034
>let the girl die because I was once a bullied "influencer" with stalkers.

Why is she still keeping up the "I was 51/50d for my interests" story? There are whole communities built around those interests and I doubt that is a common experience.

No. 1908451

>>1908034
Thanks for the transcript, nona.
>stalkers harassing me who believe … the antiques … me getting away from my ex-husband, that it’s all a mental illness, that I don’t genuinely like this stuff
>and if they can just have me locked up, put on pills, whatever, that I’ll quit liking this stuff and I will be “healthy” and “normal” again.
This is so fascinating, persecution complex on full display. By the standards of farmers ITT, Heather has NEVER been healthy or normal, seeing as she's been stirring up drama since at least her early 20's. Whether she's wearing pink or black or whatever colour, her personality disorder is on full display. I don't doubt that being hospitalised against her will was traumatic, even moreso if the conditions were as deplorable as she describes, so I can't blame her for having a poor opinion of mental health treatments. But she has to do SOMETHING to help herself, right? She's been complaining for years about being lonely and anxious, having crying breakdowns on the floor or in her bathtub (lol), and watching her attempts at romantic relationships implode one after the other. >>1908243 said it best: she's so close to seeing the self-destructive cycle she's trapped herself in. Anons have said Heather is a comfort cow since she's so predictable, always doing the same, generally harmless things, but I really wonder what it will take the break the cycle. When will she finally try something new?
>>1908317
Didn't she get sectioned because she had a row with Adam and he called the cops on her? It makes me wonder who these rants are for, since she is apparently friendless and no one on the farms would believe that. Maybe she's repeating the same fake story over and over to convince HERSELF that it's true.

No. 1908533

>>1908451
I'm just wondering what she was really doing to get sectioned. Her ex might have been awful but he didn't point the cops at her and say"she went to a cemetery today!! Lock her up!" She must have been suicidal or out of control. No shame there. But she'll always pin it on her hobbies and not admit she was having a, understandable, breakdown then.
Also, was she sectioned more than once? Sorry if I missed it but she said "whenever I was 51/50'd" like multiple times

No. 1908551

>>1908533
Heather always says "whenever" instead of "when" to refer to past events. Weird, but she isn't the only person I've heard with this speech pattern.

No. 1908590

still reeling from her admitting she messaged over a hundred men on a dating app then bragging that she has 100 responses from men to read wtf. embarrassing

No. 1908734

>>1908533
I followed her on Snapchat back when this was all happening. They were both constantly fighting and it was absolutely insane. She’d post snaps of her locked in the bathroom crying and screaming. And then hours later of her and her ex making up. It was very dramatic.

No. 1908833

File: 1696433502178.jpg (143.48 KB, 1080x1920, 4188BY31728.jpg)

Nothing like Hag giving relationship advice about not forcing a connection and letting go kek.

No. 1908867

>>1908034

Oh sure, Heather, it's not even called 5150 in PA. That's not the law name here.

No. 1908904

File: 1696446587561.jpeg (56.18 KB, 640x420, 68D52F52-031D-44AE-A1DC-1C0048…)

Recent comment on her IG - so she’s just straight up autistic now? She laid that out pretty casually

No. 1908920

File: 1696449550428.jpg (888.44 KB, 2527x2261, 123.jpg)

>>1908904
she also tells everyone that she lost 60lbs before, what I highly doubt, as she is tiny. So, in her head, she can also be fully autistic now, whatever fits into her world. Picrel is from her stories today, there was another ask with the same intention as the comment on IG.

No. 1908931

>>1908904
She's never mentioned she was autistic wtf is she going on about. She only mentioned she has ADHD. She's just a huge bitch with a personality disorder.

No. 1908962

>>1908920
Picking up Randy Stair vibes from these chats where people tee up questions that she is dying to answer about whatever her self-absorbed obsession of the day/hour/minute is. He had a whole network of ghost people with twitter accounts he would talk to. The latest TulpaRyan is making me wonder if she's going to start creating a cast of recurring characters now?

No. 1908979

File: 1696458754473.png (Spoiler Image,1.57 MB, 1179x2556, IMG_7044.png)

She also posted this and deleted it.

No. 1908987

>>1908979
Noooooooooo! What is going on with that toe?? Does she have a corn so bad it's twisting her toe over or does that toe only grow half a nail?

No. 1908988

This is the face of a maniac.
https://streamable.com/p8sd59

No. 1909007

File: 1696462584480.mp4 (2.22 MB, 1080x1920, thirst.mp4)

She's on one in her stories the past day.

No. 1909031

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"I miss you"
"Who are you?"
shows tits

No. 1909069

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No. 1909070

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No. 1909079

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3 spooky 5 u

No. 1909093

>>1909079
Her frizzies is the true spooky part

No. 1909132

>>1909069
not that these dudes are sparkling conversationalists but she’s giving them absolutely nothing in return, she seems so boring

No. 1909267

>>1909079
What is this hair? I think she's trying some kind of sexy, tousled look but she looks like she just wiggled out of a straight jacket.

No. 1909313

>>1909132
she's obviously stonewalling these conversations on purpose so she can cry about how lonely and oppressed she is for being spooky

or perhaps her pretending to not understand obvious jokes/flirts like in >>1909069 is part of her newfound autism LARP?

No. 1909344

>>1909313
She's weeding out the Ryans who will expect her to contribute anything to the relationship.

No. 1909610

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Spam incoming.

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No. 1909622

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No. 1909631

>>1909619
Every aspect of her being just exudes exhausted middle aged Walmart mom energy, but she’s childless and only 33. Crazy.

No. 1909632

>>1908920
Why do you keep saying she’s tiny? This bitch is fat lol.

No. 1909667

>>1909632
I think they mean that 60lb as a chubby short woman seems like a lot. Most people I know who lost over 50lb were very tall or actually obese. Heather has only ever been normal fat. The number feels kinda weird because we never saw her very fat (before) or very skinny (after) even tho she's always posted body pics. Another strange but persistent lie.
>>1909610
This guy doesn't even meet her other preferences (according to whatever app that is) and her issue is the dumb pickup line. Save your energy, Heather.

No. 1909705

>>1909632
It might be because English isn't my native language and the word tiny is just wrong.
What I mean and to put her claimed weight loss in perspective, it's been 70lbs before, now it's over 60lbs. I assume she is around 1,50 m, so I'm at least 20 cm taller than her and I'm fat at the moment, but if I would lose 70lbs, I would be underweight and with 60lbs skinnier than she was at the time she said she lost that weight. So she either has no muscles at all or she is lying, again, to make her weight loss sound more dramatic and like she actually achieved something in her life. Tiny is meant for her height, not for her frame and 60lbs doesn't sound believable for a woman her height that has never been really obese before or visible underweight afterwards.

No. 1909725

>>1909618
How many times can a person say “do you know what I mean” or “You know”. She’s barely articulating anything of real substance in between her likes and literally’s as well.

No. 1909755

Omfg the latest string of clips are so hard to listen to. She's a broken fucking record. Maybe if you quit spending so much time eyefucking yourself through your camera you'd have time to pursue your antiquing dreams you vain, crazy bitch.

No. 1909783

>>1909610
>calling some 44yo moid "babyboy"
kek. Why is she like this?

No. 1909823

>>1909069
No one with self respect replies to someone who opens with nothing but "hi" but luckily for her that's most men

No. 1909833

File: 1696604784299.jpg (103.12 KB, 410x715, 1033746_5502791n.jpg)

Why is she always laying on the floor.

No. 1909878

>>1909632
ntayrt but it's because she's super short, even though she's chubby she is a "tiny" person. Same way you'd say Danny Devito is tiny even though he's fat. Ana-chans give themselves away so easily because they get soooo triggered at anyone other than themselves being described as tiny, lol.

No. 1909971

>>1909833
She's more comfortable on her back like the whore she is.(unsaged vendetta-chan)

No. 1909977

>>1909833
She's feeling herself with her collarbones starting to show. Good for her.

No. 1909991

>>1909833
does she ever actually use that Ouija board or does she just like to flaunt it around?

No. 1910008

>>1909977
I'm having your collar bones show doesn't mean jack squat. That's why she's laying down to make them more prominent. Nothing on her is natural everything is filtered or made to look better. She seriously has influencer issues and desperately wants to be an influencer but will never be due to her crazy lies and psychotic behavior.

No. 1910076

>>1909614

>> all I want is to engage with other people through the hobbies…


she forgot to add romantically, kek. the last thing she wants is to connect with somebody platonically.

I know it's old hat and ignored, but see a dang therapist, heather

No. 1910579

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No. 1910584

>>1910579
Why is her face so puffy? She looks like a puffer fish

No. 1910667

>>1910584
It's because of all the crying in the bathtub anon

No. 1910959

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What community is she part of again?

No. 1910990

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No. 1911000

>>1910959
>has the same shopping addiction for ""spooky bullshit"" as me so that i don't have to change
so close to being self-aware yet fundamentally missing the entire point of a relationship, as usual. heather is never going to figure it out, is she.

No. 1911058

File: 1696833855021.jpg (300.52 KB, 1080x1919, mimimi.jpg)

>>1910959
>>1911000
She isn't part of any community and that's why all that possible self-awareness is gone again and she is back to "I will need to leave all my hobbies behind".

No. 1911113

>>1911058
I just don’t buy this. What year does she think this is, 1970? The Satanic Panic ended so long ago, and I don’t know any millennials that are so superstitious that they would block a girl on a dating site over an item that’s been made popular in countless movies and…was invented as a children’s game. She wants to sound so bizarre and unique that she thinks other people think this stuff is esoteric. It’s not. She’s not some O9A member or a serious collector of haunted items like the Warrens, she buys stuff from antique malls. There is nothing exclusive about her hobbies and interests. The bar for entry is on the ground and in fact, everything she’s interested in is often the very first thing young people interested in the Occult get into. She’s not progressed in her “interests” even remotely. No one is blocking her over an Ouija board.

No. 1911121

>>1911058
Wrong again, Heather! He blocked you because you started on the “I want a baby” bs, or you went full bpd on him, or you blasted your insecurities into every message, or…any of the other things you subject these guys to and refuse to get therapy for. The ouija board is just a convenient scapegoat.

I’m fully on board with her giving up her boring mall goth hobbies as an experiment and seeing where that gets her. My prediction - nothing will change. The ouija board and the gross antique junk is just a cope. Without it, she’ll have no convenient excuse as to why everyone supposedly hates her, and she’ll have to face up to just being a crappy person with no personality. And that would be more fun to watch than the ever-turning carousel of ryans.

No. 1911122

>>1911058

Heather he saw your basic ass bullshit from a mile away. Any retard can walk into a store and buy a board game. It’s not special in any way shape or form, not to mention a HIGHLY oversaturated consumer image. Certainly not worthy of all these feature photo shoots.

No. 1911129

>>1910990
What is this Nicole hurry up bitch i cant breathe pose kek

No. 1911131

>>1910990
Sucking in for dear life as she is dressed like a middle aged elementary school teacher on casual Friday.

No. 1911144

>>1911058
What are we thinking the timeline was on this? One evening of talking? Two?

No. 1911282

File: 1696887615895.jpg (224.38 KB, 1080x1919, c3RwPWRzdC1qcGdfZTM1X3AxMDgweD…)

Seriously wondering what her definition of spooky is.

No. 1911285

>>1911282
Oh wait, is it…isit because there are cobwebs on her sweater? The fuck?

No. 1911286

>>1911282
I dunno, it could be her spooky ass facial expression and crazy eyes….

No. 1911301

>>1910959
This behaviour strongly reminds me of an autistic girl I attempted to be friends with in college. Absolutely draining emotional leech. Nothing was ever good enough. Not a chance Heather has nothing like that wrong with her.

No. 1911303

>>1911282
>>1910990
I know it's been said time and time again, but I cannot comprehend how she can look in a mirror see her basic blonde hair, grandma glasses. This cheap pyjama looking halloween top, those dumpy mom jeans. and think. Yes special spooky goff babe. Absolute insanity. At least the killstar shit was somewhat closer to the mark. Her delusion in all aspects of her life is astounding

No. 1911305

>>1910959
> struggling to get a date
lol how many guys has she dropped the "L" word on this year? 3? I think it's been 3 since the summer?
>>1911113
>>1911058
Those ouija boards are made by Parker Brothers lol
>>1911282
> this look
> this pose
> this delusion
> imagining hearing her whiney voice on top of it
It's a whole package of I CAN'T EVEN.

No. 1911375

>>1911282
bitch is fucking october kek this isn't special or even unique

No. 1911414

>>1911282
It's black, that's it I think

No. 1911732

File: 1696959316911.jpg (51.15 KB, 1080x1920, 35310001.jpg)

Bullshit. Even when she's dating someone she's still on the apps and posting 26,000 stories a day.

No. 1911794

>>1911732
When will she accept that she's screen addicted and no Ryan can save her?

No. 1911817

>>1911129
>>1911131
>>1911144
>>1911285
>>1911375
Y'all absolutely make this insufferable hag worth coming back to. Thank you for so many keks Nonitas raises cup of tea
>>1911414

No. 1911827

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She has absolutely no idea how to interact with people. This seems like a “get to know you” kind of conversation. I am legit confused on why she straight up told him bye.

No. 1911830

>>1911827
like a nonna wrote above, she is so boring in those conversations. If I would use a dating app and everything I would get in return would be one word or a very short sentence with a smiley, I would drop the conversation very soon. She can't even answer his question why she is into the paranormal bullshit as she is seeing it as an attack on her hobbies. And him suggesting a movie is a deal breaker for her because she would have to dive into the interests of another person than herself. She could date a clone of herself and that wouldn't be okay for her either, I honestly believe that she isn't searching for a relationship, she is searching for attention and drama and being the poor victim that will be alone until the end of days.

No. 1911842

>>1911830
She has a religious conviction about that damn ouija board and 'spirits'. It's like being religious towards a Monopoly board. That's the problem, she's not just "interested", she grew up evangelical Christian and she's transferred that conviction to the paranormal crap. She takes it beyond a fun hobby to mental illness thinking she's haunted and has a GhostRyan.

No. 1911844

>>1911830
Samefag, I agree with you about the attention and drama and I would probably chalk that up to evangelism too, they can't live without it. And of course just her own need for attention beyond her warped family upbringing.

No. 1911898

>>1911827
What did he even say wrong? He said "im down to watch some horror movies but im not too into physical cursed objects" she's like "naw. If you don't accept my target goth lifestyle I'm not interested. Im so goth I wear $18 cobweb sweaters and if you can't handle that I'm not interested"

No. 1911928

>>1911827
he was still trying to engage with her interests here, even though they don’t 100% align.
i’ve never seen someone so dull, closed off to new experiences, and uncompromising. does she not know how to flirt? she’s so charmless

No. 1911962

>>1911842
I absolutely agree and to add to this she could be studying esoteric theories and authors or even researching antiques but she stays at such a base level.

No. 1912015

>>1911827
It's like she's just frothing at the mouth waiting for someone to take the bait so she can snap back with the same response as always and immediately share it in her stories. Then delete.

No. 1912232

>>1911827

i'm starting to think this is less about her being mental and more about her being a complete selfish brat. this is clearly someone who was praised a lot growing up and never endured true pain. she's just a bitch, an actual rude cunt. the kind of woman who will give her man a bedtime and make him sit next to her on the couch and watch her shows–no existing outside of her rigid parameters! bitch if the world worked this way the human race would die out, you don't need to share hobbies, you old ugly bitch. find someone decent who works hard who is loyal and who shares similar VALUES and morals who you can trust to raise a family with. OMG YOU DONT LIKE MY GAME BOARD OR UGLY KNICKNACKS? I'M GOING TO DIE ALONEEEEEEE

No. 1912238

>>1912232
That too. I'm recalling the long ago video of her and Adam buying Ikea shelves, I know the moid sucked but she was a complete brat through the entire ordeal. Back then I thought it might be an overexpression of her childlike toy enthusiast persona, but looks like that's her default behavior towards men she's with.

No. 1912496

>>1912238
Heather is a massive pickme. They all have this childlike attitude when they're around men. They think they're cute but it comes off as weird and repulsive.

No. 1912589

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Shallow as always. Doll looks weird/spooky, so it's automatically haunted. I suppose that standard is about as rigorous as the paranormal community gets.

No. 1912695

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No. 1912767

>>1912695
wtaf did she just sit around all day swiping on apps and eating vegan junk food?

No. 1912792

>>1911827
Yeah I saw that and thought the same, it's almost farcical how she steamrolls these guys without giving them the slightest chance. The guy asked a friendly question "what got you into the paranormal?" and instead of answering she got defensive.
He is obviously joking with the next part, what's funny is she doesn't even watch movies so the idea of watching a movie is absurd to her. Like it's a fuckboy since he jumped straight to "when you visit my place" but she is also a terrible conversationalist. She is trying to act like the paranormal is keeping her from guys when she has already dated, and is followed by, a slew of guys into paranormal including her last boyfriend who was literally a "paranormal investigator"

like guys will actually tolerate a lot if they are into a girl. They don't really care for real and most of these screenshots it's obvious the guys are joking. Most people don't expect a 1:1 with their partner's hobbies and interests.
Nobody is clutching their pearls in fear either. idk she should just admit she hates men and stop dating altogether, if there's a problem with the thousands of men she has messaged/have messaged her, and dozens she's dated, at the end of it she should accept she just that isn't keen on men, and no man is interesting or good enough for her.

No. 1913048

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>>1912695
To be fair that's not entirely true, she did find a new goth store to shop at.

No. 1913051

>>1912695
Wish I would have grabbed it before she deleted it. She posted about how everyone is mad at her for making this post and how she did some paranormal thing on her NORMAL day off, not her vacation. It was obviously insane so she deleted it.

No. 1913055

File: 1697209389518.jpg (369.29 KB, 803x1428, spookyfashion.jpg)

>>1913048
oh nonna, how could you forget to post all the other pictures of the spooky clothes she saw and bought. I think wikipedia is wrong about what goth fashion is and she should be posted on there as an example for real spooky gothic clothes.
Nothing wrong with what she looked at or bought, but to claim she is so alternative and goth and spooky is so funny and shows how far her perception of herself differs from what other people see.

No. 1913065

>>1913055
I wonder what she thinks of actual goths if she thinks this is the gothiest spooky fashion ever?

No. 1913078

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>>1913055
Shelley Duvall in "3 Women." She imagines she's one way (glamorous, interesting and beloved by men and women alike) when the camera clearly shows that she's the opposite (boring, basic and that everyone is annoyed and barely tolerates her.) It's funny at first but then you just feel bad for her. Heather in the Target break room treating the ladies to stories of ghost hunting at Gettysburg (aka the spookiest place in the world) and Ryans must be like this.

No. 1913105

>>1913048
I think my mom shops here.

No. 1913378

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No. 1913530

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Is it mean that I find it funny she has a couch in her car that she bought 3 days ago? She has no one to help her get it out.

No. 1913531

>>1913055
I thought this was a thrift store. Flannels of any size are available a-plenty for next to nothing at thrift stores. I can’t imagine how much money she spends to look nothing like a goth girl and like the most basic of bitches.

No. 1913546

>>1911282
shes such a basic white woman its painful she thinks otherwise

No. 1913611

>>1913530
It would be sad if we didn't know she has absolutely not a single soul on this entire planet to blame for this situation except herself.

No. 1913690

File: 1697333265065.jpg (827.21 KB, 1079x1606, DateMe4theAvacadoToast.jpg)

Is she using her Dunky breakfast as a way to ask ask for a boyfriend? My god.

No. 1913702

>>1913690
Samefag. I realize now she probably meant she thought she'd get more food, not one slice. I just always assume it comes back to a man. Carry on.

No. 1913720

>>1913702
>>1913690
Poor Heatherbrained nonnie. This is not a very aesthetic piece of avocado toast though. Everything Heather does and consumes is so bland but she really thinks she did something, kek.

No. 1913768

>>1913720
She paid for that at a resturaunt. Even sadder.

No. 1913866

>>1913768

Restaurant? It’s Dunkin’ Donuts - literal fast food for our vegan health queen

No. 1913899

File: 1697381203970.jpeg (1.68 MB, 1092x1970, IMG_0344.jpeg)

Heather for fucks sake CHANGE YOUR PANTS

No. 1913921

>>1913530
She's been visiting home so she probably bought the couch there and still has it in her car since she has to drive it back to her current place.

No. 1913941

File: 1697385722352.jpg (171.69 KB, 950x578, couch.jpg)

>>1913530
>>1913921
full story on that couch:


>What’s your biggest antiquing regret?


Mine is that I’ve wanted this piece for over 2 years and missed a few chances to buy it.

I based my home decor off inspiration from it and I thought of it often. I think we all get attached to certain pieces and see them as ours before they even come home. I was visiting home today and I couldn’t believe it when I saw it was still at this shop, buried under layers of quilts!! I knew it was meant to be, so I made an offer to a very kind shop keeper who I made a deal with in the past was excited to see I came back for it!

I couldn’t believe that it fit in my car! I don’t care how crazy it sounds, I’m so happy she’s mine!
Ever since I was a teenager I pictured a Victorian parlor chair in my own place. I guess I’ve finally made it in life, because here we are.

No. 1913969

>>1913941
samefag, just listend to her latest stories and she damaged that couch and can't get it into her flat (sry, too lazy to upload her whole blabla)

No. 1914025

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No. 1914027

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No. 1914028

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No. 1914031

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No. 1914033

>>1914025
kek no surprise she’s unzipped the hoodie to let her tits out

No. 1914038

>>1914031
someone pls do an edit with her scary freeze frame smile
also, heather, you work in retail, not at corporate target

No. 1914126

>>1914033
Every time. A cold zipper isn't pleasant against bare skin so I bet she takes her under shirt OFF to record these.

No. 1914213

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Girl, everyone knows.

No. 1914214

>>1914213
Samefag she has 129 views and 4 comments. She's in her own world.

No. 1914216

>>1914213
Everything she describes she did to others as well, so frustrating she's playing the victim card and has been for what? 5 plus years? All those comments legit look like they were made from an account she made just to make herself feel less lonely

No. 1914234

File: 1697427947585.jpg (98.29 KB, 684x1211, manhungry.jpg)

>>1914033
Not surprising. I think the whole reason this video exists is she thought she looked cute making this face. With how she's staring at her image when it starts she probably practiced it for awhile before pressing record.

No. 1914248

File: 1697429488391.gif (2.82 MB, 600x1067, what the future holds.gif)

>>1914025
> Drinking from a straw while staring us down
“Good morning! So! I’m in a little bit of a dilemma at the moment. So I was just out in my car and I got my Victorian parlour chair out and I’m sad to say that the drive, because of how it was laying did some damage to the piece. There are these little, like almost like veneer pieces in the middle that are real delicate, and they all cracked. [Loud sigh] and then I’m noticing things that I didn’t really notice at the shop and I’m like “oh no! Did that happen in my care?” and I just feel so bad about it. Realistically it should have just been sitting up in a truck but [change of pitch to a mocking tone as she moves her head side to side] I don’t have a truck and I really wanted it, so…
>>1914027
So, it was a lot difficult, a little scary but I managed to get it out of my car and what I’ve discovered about the piece is that I could probably lift it by myself maybe like a foot or two at a time and then I’d have to put it down without blowing out my back. [Chuckle] Hmm, but I just don’t know if I’m going to be able to get it up my steps. I only have two little steps but I just don’t know, uh, if I’m going to be able to get it into my house and it’s like, do I wait until someone could possibly help me with this? [while sighing] but then I’d have to clean my house for company and like blah, you know? I just travelled, my house is a wreck from travelling and you know? Um, [swallows spit audibly] but I really wanna set it up for my house. It’s like, I’m dying, I’m dying to get it into place and start decorating. [Excited?] Ooh!
>>1914028
So, do I summon the super human strength I have in me when I really, really want something? Or do I leave it wrapped up in my garage and wait until someone could help me and it’ll be like, uh, it would take us like three minutes just to walk into my house, plop it down, done! And I can start decorating. Or do I potentially blow out my back, fuck up the piece [insincere laugh] My plan was to get it into my kitchen, lay down a blanket, drag the blanket all across the floor with the piece on it…Then I got to wash the blanket, the I gotta hope it didn’t scratch my floor but I don’t know, I just really wanna have it home, finally. And I want to start doing some restoration work on the little spots that I fucked up but anyway that’s how my morning is going. [While zooming us in in a sing-songy voice] How’s yours?
>>1914031
And if you’re curious what was in my cup. I made, sort of, one of those pumpkin drinks that I was sharing. It’s honestly just like a pumpkin smoothie . I just mix with coffee and drink it that way, and it was so nice. I know I could have done it a lot better but [childish voice] I really needed some pumpkin, finally this season [switches to regular voice] and now, I’m gonna get ready because I know there’s a big event in Gettysburg all weekend for the [breathy sexy (?) voice] 30th anniversary of the movie Gettysburg [back to regular voice] a movie that I never been able to sit through the whole thing, I’m going to be honest, umm, but I’ve been trying to, I’ve been trying to. I don’t know what it is, I just can’t pay attention that long. Isn’t the movie like 4 hours? So I’m gonna go check that out possibly, get some sunshine. Enjoy my last day of vacation and tomorrow I go back to corporate hell but I definitely got really inspired this vacation and we’ll see what the future holds.” [zooming us in to a fake smile]

No. 1914250

>>1914213
Well, this is actually great progress for her to get over her fear of uploading to Youtube. Also sounds like she's realised it was mostly her ex husband and his buddies and not her actual viewers harassing her.

No. 1914256

>>1914213
>immense self love
girl where

No. 1914276

>>1914250
You must be new. She's realized nothing

No. 1914310

>>1914248
kek, nonna, that's the scariest thing I've seen this month and I'm doing a 31 horror movies month.

No. 1914397

>>1914248
>purchases coveted antique only to badly damage it out of pure carelessness
>can't be bothered to sit through a movie about something she supposedly loves
>can easily sit through actual hours of swiping on dating apps though
She's constantly telling on herself. The whole "I can lift if for two feet but not up two single steps into the house" thing is such obvious Ryan bait too.

No. 1914421

>>1914248
How does traveling wreck your house, you aren't even home

No. 1914469

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>intense self-reflection
>healing
Does she think she's somewhere else? She makes it sound like she's some poor sheltered abuse survivor when she's just a boring sheltered retard who likes to shop.

No. 1914485

File: 1697469049359.jpg (428.15 KB, 1079x1291, Who.jpg)

>>1914469
Whenever she mentions platonic friends it gives me whiplash. If she doesn't want to date them they don't exist on her social media. For example: a female friend went to the hoover house with her. I honestly thought she went alone.

No. 1914590

>>1914485
Wow, and of course absolutely no mention of this woman otherwise. I don't understand what her reasons for that could be. Does she want people to think that she discovers and visits these places on her own? Is it so shameful for the Gothic Queen of Darkness to have a friend?

No. 1914662

>>1914485
There was also a male "friend" involved, as it seems, not that men can be friends in her world.

>>1914590
The only person that matters to her and will be showed in pictures, is a new Ryan, everyone else just doesn't exist and it would destroy her "everyone hates me, I'm so lonely" image. It's not like she hasn't met that woman before >>1866812

No. 1914807

>>1913866
Oh! I had missed the part of it being from dunken donuts. Lol i didnt even know they sold food there.

Wow so she probably hella over paid for something she could have made better at home.

No. 1914864

>>1914027
P sure she just admitted having retard strength here.

No. 1914879

>>1914485
>>1914590
She can't post other women because what if potential ryans like them instead!? She's a massive pick-me and likely sees other women as competition when moids are around.

No. 1914984

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No. 1914985

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No. 1914986

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No. 1915191

>>1914985
>>1914984
Her voice is so irritating. I used to think it was just an accent but it almost sounds like she has a speech impediment.

No. 1915197

>>1914986
>lots of uh, payment plans and things
She really went into debt over killstar tat. I wonder what she means by "didn't get to wear most of it." Weight gain? Changing larp? Nowhere to dress up?

No. 1915209

>>1914985
>new friend
>he
Is she about to sink her claws into a new Ryan?

No. 1915228

File: 1697568153819.jpg (75.36 KB, 440x679, 36171221032.jpg)

I really wish she would reconsider the blonde. Her hair looked nice this color.

No. 1915231

>>1915228
This hair color doesn't suit her either. She legit looks like she's wearing a wig and attempting to look like a kid when she's an adult.

No. 1915233

>>1915228
This looked bad and I think the brown is too warm for her. Not wking but her current hair color is fine.

No. 1915238

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>>1915231
>>1915233
What about this hair color?

No. 1915268

File: 1697571986883.jpg (164.21 KB, 1037x771, newfriend.jpg)

>>1915209
maybe it's him? The other woman is moving back to New England very soon, as far as I've read it, so maybe he is still around and it's her "new friend"?

No. 1915294

>>1915228
I don’t really like the color, but bangs work so much better on her face shape than the hair curtains. Much less camel-y!

No. 1915298

>>1915268
He's young, semi-cute, and makes YouTube documentaries about haunted places. She's definitely going to try it.
Not posting a picture because he isn't officially a Ryan yet, but they're easy to find on his insta.

No. 1915317

>>1915268
>>1915298
He's definitely her type and I'd be shocked if she doesn't try, maybe Halloween drama nonna has hope yet.

No. 1915342

>>1915268
We were mutuals on insta years ago, randomly. He's a very nice, friendly guy but I do not think he'd be more than nice to her

No. 1915420

File: 1697596415800.jpg (298.83 KB, 1152x2048, better.jpg)

Honestly, an improvement.

No. 1915421

File: 1697596488606.mp4 (1.59 MB, 720x1280, if this doesnt scare them off.…)

She's not helping herself. No offense, britt

No. 1915424

>>1915228
Honestly the blonde is fine, she just smears on brown eyeshadow into her already sunken eyes that are accentuated by her paper white skin. She might just be ugly y’all

No. 1915466

>>1915424

The blonde is ok.
I feel like almost any hair color Heather has doesn’t look good on her. It almost bothers me to think not a single color could improve her because it’s like we want to help.
Maybe she is just ugly.

No. 1915526

>>1915420
These look way better!!!!

No. 1915650

>>1915421
Well to be honest Brittney also comes across as very mentally unstable

No. 1915661

>>1915421
The majority of people have the general take on this of "oh no, what's wrong with Britney" and of course Heather is like ooh empowering

No. 1915694

>>1915421
>empowering
If anyone has looked into this a bit, all those dancing videos are recorded on a phone on a tripod, and if you notice it's very high up - her much taller husband has been seen in reflections/shadows in these videos. He is controlling the phone/camera, telling her to dance, and uploading it. All her posts go through her manager/him iirc, she doesn't have access to her account. She also "escaped" from conservatorship only to enter, effectively, another one with her husband. She even had a weird "wedding" which she invited her ex husband to, but when he arrived, nobody was there, it was just an empty venue with guards and they arrested him for gatecrashing even though he was invited.
So yes, the definition of empowering, Heather truly has all the best takes, hot on the heels of acting like it's a total mystery what's wrong with Eugenia.

No. 1915724

File: 1697672446930.mp4 (18.34 MB, 720x1280, uh.mp4)

She's gunna wait for someone who's serious about her to approach her? How's that gunna happen? She wants a husband to land in her lap.

No. 1915725

File: 1697672479639.mp4 (3.43 MB, 720x1280, quirky.mp4)

so embarassed then don't post it

No. 1915729

>>1915724
Big news, nonnas!!! She is away from the dating market, kek. Look at her at second 7, how she nearly starts laughing about herself. Honestly, if she means it, good for her, then she made a huge process in the last few days, but I don't see it and won't believe it until she has gone months without uploading a video about her crying because she is so lonely. For me, it feels like she met a guy and tries to catch him by acting all grown up and self-reflective.

No. 1915733

>>1915421
The only reason she finds brittney empowering is because they both have fridge bodies.

No. 1915738

>>1915228
>>1915238
Correct me if im wrong but these are the same color in different lighting?? But also, i think the biggest problem is her hair cut and her banana chin +long hair. The long hair elongates her already long pointed chin. I think if she went with a shoulder length cut with light face framing bangs, she could pull off any color. Shes not pretty or anything but likewise you cant say she is straight up ugly.

No. 1915755

>>1915729
I was thinking the exact same thing but didn't want to tinfoil. She seems to post stuff like this when theres a possible relationship and is showing him that she's done looking around. But again, it was just a thought

No. 1915757

File: 1697675602402.png (1.69 MB, 1134x2015, better hair (20231018053225).p…)

>>1915738
Samefag. And maybe its just me but she would look much better with something like picrel (pardon the shit editing i dont have photoshop and i did this on my phone with a free paint app.)(fanart)

No. 1915769

>>1915725
Maybe it's a strategy to become undateable by uploading burp and fart videos to fetish sites?

No. 1915860

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No. 1915902

>>1915860
>a kind friend
The same guy mentioned here? >>1915209 The couchRyan tinfoil is gaining traction.

No. 1915971

>>1915902
He lives in New Jersey, I don't think it's him. She would have taken some kind of sneaky picture of his shoe or something too.

No. 1916057

off topic but can someone post her shop link if she actually starts listing stuff? I'd love to snag some shitty mall goth clothes for cheap, would be cool for cosplays(derailing)

No. 1916114

>>1916057
Wouldnt that count as interacting with the cow, if you were to purchase?

No. 1916133

>>1916114

I actually don't know, but apologies if so. I wasn't going to message or anything, and it's not in order to cowtip- just wanna buy some things from an Etsy shop or depop or something.

I've seen others say similar about her toy collection, apologies if it was out of line(chronic newfaggotry)

No. 1916180

>>1916133
I wasn't trying to be aggressive anon, sorry. I am genuinely curious about the lines of cowtipping and interaction.
At any rate- Id like to know how much she is selling them for

No. 1916182

>>1916180
Aww you're sweet. I don't think it's cowtipping if you dont message and just buy. Get'em

No. 1916199

File: 1697771184198.jpg (410.48 KB, 1152x2048, 393771806_17970575705629033_88…)

Holy shit she actually drank alcohol. In the next story she reveals that this cider is called "Paranormal" so I guess that makes it ok.

No. 1916201

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Double posting to add that this was at an Edgar Allan Poe event, which is hilarious considering she claims she doesn't read. I doubt there's a single work of his that she knows beyond the title alone.

No. 1916212

>>1916201
She's been mentioning "friends" and going out so much more lately. It's good to see. But she'll still claim she's so lonely.

No. 1916216

>>1915860

grimy. i feel like her house stinks.

No. 1916238

>>1916216
Agreed. Not a single spooky themed candle, wax melt, or oil defuser ever mentioned all these years. Not even a spooky perfume. Her house probably smells like a wet basement and she smells like hand soap and cold soup.

No. 1916283

>>1916238
why would anyone use all that toxic stuff where they live? Besides that, she recently posted a candle in her stories, didn't save it, because didn't care, but it was some smelling stuff.

No. 1916307

>>1916201
I feel like she's gotten chunkier since she started her vegan kick.

No. 1916340

>>1916307
sad, many such cases
but for real all the food she posts looks like sweets or carb piles
Heather eat an actual vegetable challenge

No. 1916399

>>1916283
>implying scented wax is toxic
/Or/ being the keyword you’re missing. I didn’t say all at once. But good to know she actually does try to mask the second handed shit smell instead of cleaning it like a normie. Anyone think she actually wipes down/steam cleans the shit she gets? Nah.

No. 1916420

>>1916212
I guess, but I’m wondering where all these “friends” suddenly came from, since she’s always “lonely” and “has no-one”.

Unless they’re just ghosts that she summoned with her dime store ouija board to help get the couch into the apartment…

No. 1916442

>>1916420
Maybe it was the Ryan from the date she invented!

No. 1916479

>>1916201
Is she really tiny? Or is this an enormous Poe?

No. 1916494

>>1916420
Just other people in the community. They've known of each other for years. She acts like the whole community hates her but that's clearly not true. She's just finally admitting to having friends for some reason.

No. 1916499

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The desperation is real

No. 1916541

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Please for the love of God, live stream

No. 1916544

>>1916479
I think she has said before that she is like 5'4" or so. Maybe slightly less idk.

No. 1916614

>>1916479
>>1916544
I always thought she was below 1,60m, more like 5'1". If that guy is tall, and I assume he is, he looks as tall as my sibling, I would say she is around 1,55m, maybe less.

No. 1916690

File: 1697867799157.jpg (518.29 KB, 993x1563, Cin_Samsung Internet.jpg)

How about that he's in Cincinnati? Heather complaining about someone that wouldn't work anyway

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No. 1916786

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No. 1917095

>>1916544
>>1916479
She's 5' or 5'1", quite short.
>>1916690
So much for being "off the market" and "waiting for someone who's serious to approach her". That lasted for about an evening.

No. 1917455

File: 1697940809950.jpg (329.99 KB, 1152x2048, delusion.jpg)

Imagine posting about your imaginary wedding when you don't even have a date. She's in her 30s a reminder.

No. 1917528

>>1916690
Maybe stop jumping into bed with any man desperate enough to say "I love you" on the first date and learn how to "take it slow" and get to know the guy before dropping all your plans for marriage/babies/hair lockets/etc. on him? Her whole "you have to be ALL in after the first date or else" is a much larger and vivid red flag than this guy's boring bio. She's never going to improve at this rate, she genuinely refuses to recognize that she is the common denominator in these past nearly two dozen failed Ryan relationships.

No. 1917640

>>1917455
I don’t understand this. She wants invasive weeds from an old battlefield as her bouquet for her wedding? She wants to be reminded of all the blood and fighting and death as she starts her life with someone? That’s not gothic or spooky, it’s fucking creepy and gross.

No. 1917654

>>1916774
>>1916786
Hmmm HMMMMM a good friend eh?? Is this someone who has made an appearance before? Not looking to be spoonfed details just a simple answer so I don't start tinfoiling kek.

No. 1917783

File: 1697997767218.jpg (212.13 KB, 1080x1920, ZombieRyan.jpg)

>>1916786
>>1916774
picrel from her stories today, why would you post a picture of a person in your stories that you are not, well, close to? She has never done that before, so, I guess he might be my hope for Halloween, kek. Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but she never shares people on her stories expect for some potential Ryans.


>>1917455
As far as I can see it, she deleted this one, everything else from her stories around that picture is still up, but that one is gone.

No. 1917844

File: 1698008228125.jpg (565.59 KB, 1152x2048, mustBtrolling.jpg)

She must be trolling

No. 1917902

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>>1917844
kek, was about to post that. And so much for being done with the dating market. She will never change and if she will ever have a baby it will be an "accident" outside of a relationship.

No. 1917916

>>1917902
Why would she even entertain this convo with this man from another country??

No. 1917932

>>1917916
Because she's desperate and likes the attention.

No. 1917951

>>1917902
She could’ve just blocked this idiot after the first message. She’s proving she’s not actually trying to find a boyfriend, just trolling dating sites for attention.

No. 1917959

>>1917902
Heather 90 day fiance saga when???

No. 1918081

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No. 1918090

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YOOOOO is this the spooky grill with huge TITS!?(spam)

No. 1918120

>>1918081
This isn’t the first time she’s referred to dating apps as “soul crushing”. She is so oblivious to the entire world around her. All to waste day after day mindlessly flipping through them anyways, in search of someone to give her asspats on her boring grave pictures and pretend to be interested in her antique store bedroom.

No. 1918122

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Heather repeating she needs Ryan's I mean friends.

No. 1918124

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>>1918122
Still she will ignore if you're a female. It's because she's mentioned numerous times she doesn't check her DMs and her comment section is limited who can even speak with her. So how do you expect to make friends hag? Message you on your many dating apps?

No. 1918126

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More people wasting their time thinking anything will happen being friends with Hag. How do they not see the red flag from this crazy bitch.

No. 1918138

>>1918122
>interested in real stories
looking for ghosts and paranormal stuff…

I have the feeling she reads here sometimes, so my advice, dear Heather, maybe expand your horizon and add some new things to your list of interests. There are movies about real stories, songs they sung in the times you are interested in. You can't expect a friend to be a 100% clone of yourself, they bring in new ideas, new hobbies, new views. Just be open for something new in your life, if not, you will stay alone forever. And women can be amazing friends and they won't stand in your way of finding a Ryan some time in the future.

No. 1918149

>>1918090
Her tits aren't huge, it's all about the angles. Everything about her is fake.

No. 1918166

>>1918122
Another navel-gazing NLOG treatise from Heather. She can't relate to anyone because she thinks she's the main character and everyone else is a hollow NPC.

No. 1918167

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>I got this vintage Ethan Allen table when I was homeless
Nonnies, is this the most absurd sentence ever written?

No. 1918174

>>1918167
I guess that to Heather, homeless = when she lived with her parents?

No. 1918179

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Why does she keep going to the same exact place taking the same picture every time?

>>1918174
Wasn't she claiming she was homeless after she and Adam divorced?

No. 1918203

>>1918126
People have an awareness now when they see someone struggling with mental health issues. It's not a bad thing. The bad thing is Heather exploiting their concern strictly to find more moids and to satiate her man-hunger.

No. 1918211

>>1918122
Someone not having the ability to discuss music AT ALL is a pretty big red flag. Music is so universal it's genuinely unsettling when people don't enjoy it. She doesn't like spooky classical music at the very least? Did her parents not have music they liked that makes her nostalgic? What about Taylor Swift? People all over the world in all period of time loved music, but she just can't discuss it all. Thats way weirder than taking grave photos

No. 1918212

>>1918174
She would never bring she was living at her parents for whatever weird reason. She would refer to them as her roommates. She was never homeless her mom accepted her back home even though she shouldn't have done anything for her ungrateful daughter.

No. 1918220

>>1918211
Yeah she loves Taylor Swift. She only wants people to talk about she wants and it's whatever thing she super interested. >>1918179 I'm assuming she takes the same photos to relive moments that she had with her ex Ryan's. She only wants to relive moments that she had with past Ryan's and whatever thing she may do with future Ryan's.

No. 1918229

>>1918179
She also called herself homeless when Lurch dumped her.

No. 1918235

But she's not interested in real stories. She NEVER demonstrates any functional knowledge of the things she's into. What's the history of the spooky doll? "Um, it's my daughter with my ghost husband." Who was your ghost husband? "He was super cute and now he's dead." It would be super surprising if she even knows what dates the Civil War was fought during.(still hasn't learned how to sage)

No. 1918254

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>>1918122
I'm so tired of the narrative that things are so hard for her because of her unique interests. She's always victimized herself and it's always been over things that are completely normal to other people, that she thinks are so special. Like picrel, nobody bullied her over liking Sailor fucking Moon. Literally who, Heather.

No. 1918260

>>1918211
also, movies, I've never met a person (except for my mother) before that has not at least one favourite movie, even if it's a movie from their childhood. For me she is a very boring person that only is interested in other people if it revolves around her.

>>1918254
I got bullied because I liked Sailor Moon, but that was many years ago, so I guess her trauma also might be from her childhood. Today no one will bully you for liking anime, it's just a normal thing to like. And I agree with you, her interests aren't unique, I have some of the same interests and know a lot of people that have those interests. It's hard to find friends if you treat them like NPCs and get rid of them if they don't act like you want them to act.

No. 1918276

I will LITERALLY never sage. What are you going to do lol? Get fucked(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1918283

>>1918254
Lol no wonder why she says she hates anime. Crazy how she has this close minded mindset to this day.

No. 1918394

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Didn’t you just have some dude take you out twice and want to be friends?! She told him no.

No. 1918434

>>1918394
Based on his insta, he is a huge movie fan. Horror movies especially. so we know why that ended

No. 1918491

>>1918260
Same, I liked sailor moon in primary school but my teacher thought it was pedoish because of their short skirts and liking anime was seen as super lame in school in the early 2000s so I got bullied for it

No. 1918530

>>1918394
Take that @sanguinemacabre! Not saying much about her "good friend's" conversation skills here lol
Imagine spending time with someone and then they write this kind of shit, like you don't even exist to them.

No. 1918931

>>1918122
She needs to volunteer at a senior center. They are desperately lonely, would love to go antiquing and see her collections and they could give her stories of being on actual battlefields or of the eras of the antiques she loves. Also they could probably talk some practical sense into her as well.

No. 1919027

>>1918931
but there aren't any ryans at the senior center

No. 1919103

>>1918394
This is such a lie. She cares more about pictures of people who died a long time ago than actual living humans.

No. 1919196

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No. 1919204

>>1918931
Aren't the old people in nursing homes suffering enough though? She seems like she'd be unbearable, especially for some old silent generation woman/scrote that had double hip surgery 2 months ago

No. 1919224

>>1919196
Jfc woman brush your DAMN HAIR. Same bitching different day. "Why is it so hard to find a boyfriend??" Because you're insufferable, bitch!

No. 1919227

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>>1919196
In one of her videos she admits that she is looking for someone like herself and in this video, she says that it's her dream that two guys would date her.

No. 1919254

>>1919196
Openly stating she wakes up and spends HOURS on dating apps, that they are taking advantage of desperate people like her, that she in the same breath tells women to stay away from ethical non-mono profiles (based) but also she's down? Is she ok? Is heather about to steal a baby, I'm concerned haha

No. 1919257

>>1919196
Samefag. Is it just me or is she starting to get that desperate speech pattern like Joy Sparkles?

No. 1919284

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>throws a shower curtain over the same shirt and pants she always wears
>never bothered fixing hair from morning dating app rant
>dressed up cute

No. 1919310

>>1919284
I'm honestly concerned she's having a serious episode. Half joke cuz she's always been nuts. But wtf she is on one the past few weeks.

No. 1919316

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The desperation is so pathetic

No. 1919321

>>1916499
>>1919316
She used that pic 5 days ago too

No. 1919427

>>1919227
>it's her dream that two guys would date her
She can barely keep one as it is. A poly ryan love triangle arc would be absolutely hilarious though. Hope we get one before she finally snaps and offs a ryan. Do you think she'd have prison penpal ryans?

No. 1919574

>>1919204
Well maybe she can learn to shut the fuck up and appreciate what she has and stop blathering on and on about nothing or goddam do something about it. It’s really unfortunate that she chooses to do nothing with herself. She could be volunteering her time literally anywhere at any non profit where help is desperately needed. (There are jobs that can be done by people with zero skills). Girl needs to learn a fucking iota of selflessness.

No. 1919576

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Shit like this pisses me off. You know how to use google. You know how to use Facebook. There are tons of ways to find local events. Literally walk around your town.

No. 1919616

it’s too bad she apparently doesn’t listen to music or watch movies or read because she could just read some romance books instead of spending hours on these apps jfc

No. 1919686

>>1919316
Daring apps work for the rest of the world. At what point should it click that maybe she is the problem. I Just can't with her..

No. 1919709

>>1919427
This is it. This is how Heather will get all of her spooky Ryans. A highly publicized trial playing up the "spooky blonde murderer who collected creepy dolls". She'd have a bigger Ryan fanbase as Heather_Incarcerated. All those weird failmales writing to blonde inmates. Just gotta make sure she makes it to Federal Court for the media exposure. Don't fuck this up for me, Heather.

No. 1919966

File: 1698368288520.mp4 (1.83 MB, 720x1280, girl what.mp4)

Heather's getting back to her "roots"

No. 1919979

>>1919966
She's so unflattering she looks like a gothic Gru from Despicable Me.

No. 1919989

>>1919966
She honestly looks older than my mother. It's like "grandma feeling herself Smell my pit!!!"

No. 1919992

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She spent $45 dollars on something she knew nothing about because it was on a coffin? She'll never address her shopping addiction. 1/2

No. 1919993

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2/2

No. 1920033

>>1919979
Topkek omg thanks for the belly laugh, Nonnie!

No. 1920220

>>1919993
Maybe I'm missing something but where on the tag does it say Victorian? All I see is "vintage."

No. 1920231

>>1920220
the lettering style looks like 1850s-1910s “copperplate” handwriting

No. 1920268

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Proof that Heather has never seen an actual baby.

No. 1920280

>>1920268
She looked like many grown women who try quirky and youthful styles. Few women can pull it off but she's not one of them. She's mature.

No. 1920310

>>1920268
Compared to this >>1919966 haggard nightmare, she's not wrong.

No. 1920316

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>>1920310
She's really missing her past. The pink hair story, recreating that fuck ugly bird mask photoshoot, this travesty.

No. 1920317

>>1920316
That's not natural because of how green it is….. And yet again no matter what she's doing she's doing everything she can in these photos to appear young and kid like. It's nausea inducing.

No. 1920377

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>>1919993

The comments on this photos “That part I can read” heather you stuck up bitch - did you google it though? As a collector this is embarrassing that you had to be spoon fed like this.

No. 1920384

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She answered the same question twice in two different ways, one self aware, and one perky and oblivious, without referencing the first one, I'm losing my mind kek

No. 1920385

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No. 1920388

>>1920317
>And yet again no matter what she's doing she's doing everything she can in these photos to appear young and kid like. It's nausea inducing.
It's just the retardation, some of us can't control the silly faces we make, it's not consciously trying to look young. If she was trying to look young we'd know about it because she'd be a ddlg ageplayer with a diaper; "nobody wants a relationship with me because of my young spirit!" like she never does anything subtly kek

No. 1920398

>>1920385
This is the biggest lie I've ever heard out of her mouth. She would never try to do something she doesn't like. I bet in her head she's thinking "a horror movie is playing but we're too wrapped in each other's arms talking about the cemetery flower bouquet I'll carry at our wedding to watch"

No. 1920402

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She clearly won't date this person or she would have responded privately. She's just letting everyone know what she needs from a man

No. 1920409

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Samefag cuz idk how to post multiple pics. She's answering questions and sound bitter af today. Guess this means she's done dating "boys"

No. 1920415

>>1920402
"Thrashy generations"
Hooks up with more men in 3 months then most of us within a year.

No. 1920472

>>1920409
Kek what growth? She's still going through the same Heather Cycles(tm), these days even faster, too. Can anynonny point out a single way in which she's matured? I guess she lives alone now but that's the only concrete change I can see.

No. 1920488

>>1920415
You mean, more hookups like many of us have in a lifetime? Only because she says that every guy is "the one" doesn't mean those aren't random sexual encounters.

>>1920472
she went out once and had an alcoholic drink? That's the only change I've seen so far besides her having her own flat. And she wants a baby, that might the thing she means with "different things than in her 20s"…

No. 1920531

>>1920402
>putting herself above "99% of this trashy generation" when she lives and willingly spends money on dating apps
>done wasting her time on "dead ends"
she IS the dead end

No. 1920613

>>1918394
doesn't she have a sister? if not, her mother is alive and well, why the hell can't she go out and visit her??

No. 1920643

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No. 1920645

>>1920402
>doesn't do hookups
She's so delusional. I guess it's totally not a hook-up if you bone your tinder match on the first date and then he ghosts you? It is wild though, she's out here banging more losers than "professional" whores like Shayna. kek

>>1920643
>inner strength
Did she send this to herself? She's constantly having huge meltdowns over absolutely nothing.

No. 1920655

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No. 1920656

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No. 1920657

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No. 1920658

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No. 1920716

>>1920658
Such inner growth

No. 1920805

This bitch is so fucking vain its unreal omfg.

No. 1920820

>>1920656
>>1920656
>the fact that i'm here typing this at all is some sort of miracle
>being special hurts, i often wish i wasn't
this is so crap, i don't even know where to begin. in all of her stories lately, she might as well just be outwardly saying "i think i'm better than everyone else. only i have an important story to tell, and no one has been through what i have" when she is the most generic looking white girl, has no defining traits other than bpd and covert narcissim, and has a schizo-tier victim complex.
she's always branding herself as this deep, strong person who's been through a lot when she's a surface level clusterbee white bitch who has no depth at all, and only cares about scoring a boyfriend so she can have something to complain about when it all goes wrong. she acts like people don't like her because she's weird when she's not even weird, she's just abusive and demanding. she says she's so strong and been through so much, but she has absolutely nothing to show for it. she's genuinely delusional. i feel like she's sending herself these questions. she has some issues she needs to resolve instead of throwing herself at the first moid who gives her the "right" kind of attention. what the fuck

No. 1920845

>>1920656
>>1920820
She really thinks she's the main character. It's crazy because besides her obvious bpd, she's incredibly boring?

No. 1920871

>>1920656
She had to have sent this to herself. After inventing her last Ryan I guess anything goes now.

No. 1920875

hnnng, don't you guys just want to cum on her face, slap her big ol' titties and give her the DR cosby?(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1920880

>>1920643
She's such a bullshit artist, reminds me of Caroline Calloway like she had this whole spiel about her life and dreams and it's backed up by decent cemetary/spooky photography and 1876880 hours logged on dating apps

No. 1920881

>>1920613
iirc heather's relationship with her mother has been strained since she licked out her and lurch. it's not unlikely that her sister has issues with heather as well.

No. 1920895

>>1920881
It was actually lurch's mother that kicked out heather and him, (I wish we had video documentation of that whole arc) she had already left home amicably iirc and she visits every so often still

No. 1920907

>>1920656
She has to be writing them herself. Omg this is too funny

No. 1920947

>>1920643
She's definitely sending these to herself. She's so obsolete and boring she has to make it look like she's one of a kind. My left pinky toes been through more than her.

No. 1921011

>>1920656
Ok this is her cringiest moment kek

No. 1921088

File: 1698554455971.mp4 (10.14 MB, 720x1280, psycho.mp4)

She's gunna murder someone. And not cuz she quirky. Cuz shes insane.(calm down)

No. 1921101

>>1921088
Same fag but now she looks like Gru
And Vector had a child together

No. 1921109

>>1921088
>I mean if a cute ghost was attracted to me I wouldn't have to be sad about being single
>I could have a ghost boyfriend
>that's just a joke that I make forced laugh
Yes. Totally just a joke guys. Ha ha.

No. 1921125

>>1921109
She's really disturbing me. Maybe finally she's being the scary paycho she thinks she is

No. 1921179

>>1921088
I watched all of these crazy videos and don’t even understand what she’s on about. She starts out talking about how she wants to develop as a medium (JFC), that she used to be a full-time YouTuber, and finishes by saying she’s just got to get this online shop going. How many times is she going to talk about this shop that she’s never going to open? Just a few weeks ago she said this. Shit or get off the pot Heather. She never even listed the few items of clothing from that announcement, how is she going to start a whole store if she can’t be bothered to list a fucking dress and a sweater kek

No. 1921203

>>1921088
Sounds like more projection. Quit bullying sad women and get s life(whiteknighting)

No. 1921217

>>1921203
Are you lost, nonna?

No. 1921284

>>1921203
I think this nonna thinks this is a fan page and we all hail the Hagther. Didn't read the fine print.

No. 1921340

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Live soon. Stories now. Already crying. We’re in for a pre-ween Hagdown. Weirdly, I remember her shit Halloween last year as if it were yesterday. ‘Ween milk nona, where are you?

No. 1921346

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No. 1921348

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No. 1921358

>>1921346
She looks like elmo or gromet from Sesame street.

No. 1921364

>>1921348
Fucking clueless. She has been given every chance to make friends but all she cares about is finding a Ryan. How many invites has she shit on because they were from potential female friends and not someone to obsess over her? “DM me” as she also frequently states she doesn’t check her messages. Cry, Heather. Cry it out.

No. 1921365

>>1921346 >>1921348

I don't get it. People want to hang out with her when she asks >>1918126 she is going out to be with people >>1916201 and she has SOME friends who can support her >>1915860
what the hell is her problem? I guess she means people who will always be available when she is bored and have a bad day?
oh, right. she means ideal boyfriend who is with gives her attention 24/7 I just wish she could be honest about it.

No. 1921367

>>1921346
Welcome to adulthood? Especially if you're so self centered. I mean….. You picked where you lived so if it's "empty" that's on you. No friends? On you again because you have the opportunity but you want everything about yourself. I can't believe people are feeding into this instead of just flat out telling her to stfu.

No. 1921371

>>1921348
Where is she? Is she in a Target changing room? Imagine hearing this going on in the stall next to you while you simply try on a sweater kek Heather go home

No. 1921391

File: 1698622826068.mp4 (7.05 MB, 720x1280, 01.mp4)

>>1921088
Here are the rest of the Instagram Stories which will perhaps provide a bit more context. Although she seems scatterbrained in this and what she’s saying is only loosely tied together.
> Opens discussing a podcast she’s currently listening to which has given her things to think about that she wants to discuss with us.
“Hi, I’m actually putting away my laundry that I did like a couple of weeks ago and I actually made a list of things that I want to buy tomorrow that I will use to actually make some goals of mine come true. What the funk is going on?! But anyway, I wanted to have a quick chat with you guys, maybe this is bad, maybe I’m sidetracking myself considering I’m finally digging into these clothes but I just needed to talk to you guys because I’m listening to a podcast right now and it’s giving me things to think about, so let’s talk.”
[1/7]

No. 1921392

File: 1698623241148.mp4 (7.6 MB, 720x1280, 02.mp4)

>>1921391
“ Alright, so, I’m listening to Chelcie Lynn’s podcast right now is “The Viral Podcast”. Oh my god, I just thought I’d be something funny to listen to, I was not expecting for there to be an episode about a haunting she’s experiencing and things that are going on with that and it’s honestly getting so interesting and it’s gotten me thinking about things, so, here is what I wanna talk about.”
[2/7]

No. 1921403

>>1921392
“So, they’re talking about mediums, and, I just wanted to get some advice from you guys on how I could develop as a medium. So basically, my whole life spirits have been attracted to me, umm, [chuckle/giggle ] maybe that’s a weird way to say it, like, I mean if a cute ghost was attracted to me I wouldn’t have to be sad about being single, now would I? I would have a ghost boyfriend. Umm, that’s just a joke I make but, ah, I don’t, I don’t want to say the word attracted. Ghosts, spirits, spirits have been drawn to me ever since I was a little kid, I’ve always been very open to that. I could sense when they were there, I would have crazy dreams, I saw things, umm, so there’s was a lot that went along with that in my childhood and definitely into my teen years.”
>>1921088 is [3/7]

No. 1921404

File: 1698624629506.mp4 (11.57 MB, 720x1280, 04.mp4)

>>1921403
“And I know that sounds crazy, it’s fine. Maybe it’s the way I’m explaining it. It’s been a long day, it’s hard for me to talk. Um, but what I’m getting at is that, I’ve had had moments, like, Halloween a couple of years ago were I went around crescent (?) by myself and I did a spirit box session and I had this sense that somebody was in front of me and they were bleeding. I could feel this presence was there, I could tell they were bleeding. I asked on the spirits box: ‘are you bleeding?’ And I get the intelligent response of: ‘there’s blood’. And then I start getting responses about a murder, but just the fact, like, that I actually sensed that they were bleeding or was the spirit just interacting with me, responding? I’ve got multiple moments like that. Were I’ll be…one moment [chuckle]”
[4/7]

No. 1921406

File: 1698624726661.mp4 (11.28 MB, 720x1280, 05.mp4)

>>1921404
“I’ve had multiple experiences like that were, I’ll just get a sense of here’s what I think this entity is, here’s what I feel in my heart I should ask and then I’ll get an intelligent response, you know, based on that feeling. So, how do I turn that into, where some people are that they’re able to sense that there’s a man, this is there name, you know, like, I’m getting this and this and this feeling. Like, how do I get to that? What I’ve kinda realised is that, I, you know, like I said I attract spirits, I, I, umm, when I’m around things tend to happen, I’ve noticed, and other people have noticed that, uh, [audible gulp and pained face] so that’s very interesting but, like, how do I develop further than that? Does that make sense? I’ve become worse and worse at talking to people, you know, I used to be a YouTuber and sit at [audio cuts off]”
[5/7]

No. 1921407

File: 1698624829187.mp4 (11.05 MB, 720x1280, 06.mp4)

>>1921406
> Goes off topic
“Sorry, it cut off, I wasn’t paying attention to how long the video was going. Um, so I used to be a full time YouTuber, like, as my job, and, so, for hours a day I’d be sitting in front of cameras and talking to people and I was really good at speaking and these days, like, I get such bad anxiety talking to anyone, getting my point across, as you can tell. My, umm, way of talking is ver longwinded and I’m explaining myself the whole way. It’s like, you can tell I’m not confident in my talking at all and that’s something I’m trying to get better with but dude (?) my job stresses me out so bad, like I’m always worried ‘cause like everybody is looking at me and, like, I’m gonna say something wrong and oh my god, so, [sharp exhale] that’s why it’s really hard for me to like, get my point across and I wanna start making more content, where I like, try to be intelligent and actually talk about all these different theories and stuff but I just don’t know how to talk to people anymore so we’ll see if I ever grow in that realm.”
[6/7]

No. 1921408

File: 1698624939852.mp4 (11.41 MB, 720x1280, 07.mp4)

>>1921407
“But anyway, now I’m getting sidetracked from hanging up, eh, my clothes and stuff. So, my big goal for tomorrow is to get printer ink and shipping boxes and little suppli [cuts self off] I have a supplies list because I wanna make, like, today made me realise, like dude, I can’t depend on a corporation my whole life, I have to eventually become an entrepreneur. You know what I mean? I have to start this shop I wanna make, like, [almost in tears?] even if I, like, make nothing off of it, it’d be so good for me, it’d be so much fun, it’d be such great experience, like I should, I just need to dive in, you know? And I’m also going to get basic ass trashbags because I’m going to clean out my closet, that’s been a nightmare to deal with this whole year and I’m going to purge my clothes so I can actually hang up my clothes neatly and not struggle with them anymore, you know what I mean? So, yeah. This is why I really need a friend because I just do this kinda rambling stuff.”
[7/7]

No. 1921420

>>1921408
You're a godsend, nonny. I could not sit through these. It was much easier reading her words as she spoke so slowly.

No. 1921425

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No. 1921426

>>1921371
I don’t think she is. She mentioned having a bad day at work, getting home and going on a walk after. Perhaps it’s a part of her home we haven’t seen before?

No. 1921435

I would never in a million years expect Heather to be a rock fucker(fan of the viral podcast)

No. 1921453

>>1921425
These guys are obviously just 90 IQ morons just saying random shit to their matches and forgetting about it immediately. Men have always had an approach online of trying it with literally every woman they see to (in their mind) increase their chances, however it's all such low level nonsense they spout that they actually reduce their chances to nil. Some guys even use AI to answer for them. Like if all you have is your words and some selfies, better make your words count but they all fall at the first hurdle.
These screenshots just reveal that her matches looked at her profile for half a second and spend another half a second replying.

No. 1921457

>>1921408
So she's having trouble communicating at work and wants to start an online shop and or become a medium. idk if there's money in it but there's definitely an audience of woo woo believers who would pay, like if she was a medium and tarot card reading "witch" or some shit I bet she'd make money from fellow loons.
But a shop is a good start I think.

No. 1921529

File: 1698650171188.jpeg (177.21 KB, 1103x1333, Gregg_Allman_1975.jpeg)

>>1921403
> Dear instagram, please teach me how to find a qt ghost bf
Heather is that cringe goth friend. Just go read a wicca book you child.
>>1921358
Powerful '70s rock vibes here

No. 1921644

>>1921408
God love you transcript nonnie. Woman needs therapy in the most desperate of ways.

No. 1921654

>>1921408
She seems to have deleted all of these already. These spontaneous ramblings and breakdowns feel so bipolar to me. She's a thumb half of the time and completely manic the other half. Rather than delete them like they didn't happen, I wish she would reflect on what made her post them in the first place and actually address that.

No. 1921688

>>1921457
Heather isn’t into the occult though. She is into paranormal ghost stuff, not esotericism. I couldn’t see her doing that I could see her doing the Long Island Medium contacting dead people kinda stuff. She’s too retarded to read about Tarot and that’s saying something lol.

No. 1921832

>>1921654
That would require a willingness to take responsibility for her actions, which is the number one allergy of bpdchans. I agree though, it would be nice to hear what she thinks about her own innerworkings. Could she admit that she's acting unhinged or would she blame someone else as usual? At least her attention is (seemingly) shifting away from her Ryanquest and more towards her career and personal development. Maybe she can finally break her cycle.

No. 1921995

>I’m going to purge my clothes so I can actually hang up my clothes neatly and not struggle with them anymore
Woah no shit, it’s almost like buying clothes is your only hobby besides buying bullshit from antique stores and finding The One every other week

No. 1921997

samefag, forgot crying in the car, sorry

No. 1922174

>>1921995
Does she mean just old clothes she doesn't wear any more? Because right now she pretty much just rotates the same two Target outfits over and over.

No. 1922349

File: 1698799688158.gif (21.93 KB, 474x93, IMG_0783.gif)

>>1921408
<3 just adding to the love for transcript nona<3>>1921407

No. 1922642

File: 1698854332255.mp4 (5.62 MB, 720x1280, B440527533DED8F0722B75249CEB50…)


No. 1922659

File: 1698858072902.png (1.04 MB, 968x1032, Screenshot 2023-11-01 at 12.58…)

the magnification on her glasses KEKKKK

No. 1922663

>>1922659
Can we not make fun of people with severe myopia? It's not like they have a choice nonny.Are you still in highschool?(wk-ing)

No. 1922679

>>1922663
Why are you white knighting? This is the place to do what this nonnie is doing. How do you know she has that? Just because your glasses are like that doesn't mean she has it. Look at her other pictures l, her glasses are no where near that caliber and we've already established she is a pathological liar.

No. 1922770

>>1922679
NTA but why would she have such a strong prescription if she didn't need it? It's well established that she has very poor eyesight, just go back and look at the recent contacts debacle if you need an example.

No. 1922792

Anyone catched her 10 videos talking about how she cleaned everything, how she loves her frilled sweater and that buying ink for a printer is expensive and that she bought tape and scissors? (why would you need to buy scissors, are there people without basic scissors at home?) I couldn't finish watching that rambling episode and she has now deleted it (as far as I can see). What I remember is, she will now stop buying antiques for a month as she has so much stuff and asked where people buy cheap shipping stuff. That woman never heard of Google…

No. 1922827

>>1922792
I saw them but they were too boring to save and you're correct, she deleted all of them. I was more wondering why she bought tape and scissors when she is shipping things in self-adhesive envelopes kek

I can't make it through all of her new rambling stories she's posted but it's starts with "a lot of you have been asking me what I'm looking for in a relationship" and going on about how she needs to find someone who shares all her interests and dating apps are scary and blah blah blah. Same old hag cycle.

No. 1922851

>>1922792
I saw them too, going on about how she's going to decorate her little shipping desk area because she hates looking at clutter, meanwhile she hasn't even set up a shop nor received a single order. PRIORITIES, Heather. This is how you know she gets the satisfaction just from talking about doing the thing, rather than actually making any moves.

No. 1922918

File: 1698890141236.mp4 (2.71 MB, 720x1280, Heather, it’s a hoodie.mp4)

> With a breathy, higher pitched voice than usual
“So it’s officially the one night (?) of the year where I can dress up as a spooky skeleton and no one can say anything about it.”
I’ve never seen anyone that wants to be oppressed and persecuted as badly as Heather.

No. 1922919

File: 1698890298655.mp4 (2.03 MB, 720x1280, Cleaning Nightmare.mp4)

> While panning around her hoard
“Good morning my friends! Does anyone want to talk to me today?”

No. 1922925

File: 1698891294905.mp4 (3.25 MB, 720x1280, “[…]So if I’m too much for you…)

> Voice over by Elyse Myers
“I’ve spent the majority of my life trying to recalibrate my voice, body, style, sense of humour so I’m more digestible for the people around me. I found it to be much easier and faster for me to change than to wait until I could meet people that would love me just
> Audio cuts off here but here’s the rest
“as I was. So on my way to becoming softer, smaller, quieter, and more pleasant, I also washed away everything that made me, me. I realized I wasn’t actually loved any more than I was before because nobody knew me, I barely knew me anymore. When somebody would compliment me it felt like they were saying, ‘I am so glad you aren’t the way you used to be.’ I would think, I used to have an opinion. I used to care about things that were outside of my body and extended further than my mirror. I used to be present in a conversation without worrying if I am giving way too much or not nearly enough. I used to reply to messages because I didn’t have to wonder if I was sending too many of them. I used to be loud in public places because I wasn’t afraid to take up the space with my body and my voice and my presence and I’m done.
I’m done watering myself down so that you feel more comfortable around me. It’s not my life’s mission and my life’s purpose to be easily loved. And I’m going to stop acting as if it is. I don’t want love that isn’t meant for me.
So if I’m too much for you, go find less.”
There’s probably a longer Reel that I couldn’t locate and I’d prefer not to click on her Instagram Stories as she monitores them heavily. Regardless, I’m going to assume the shared clip captures the essence of the entire video.

No. 1922929

>>1922918
But it's just a hoodie. You didn't even go crazy with makeup. This is so embarassing.

No. 1922933

File: 1698894798160.mp4 (3.6 MB, 720x1280, Kitchen Sink.mp4)

>>1922792
I have them but first I’m sharing two other Instagram Stories you didn’t mention which came first. I think these videos while not necessarily milky, are interesting in understanding Heather.
> While panning around her kitchen sink area
“So, I just want to know how I manage to make this amount of dishes like, every couple days, every couple days my whole sink is completely full. What am I doing? What is wrong with me? And when am I going to start buying paper plates?”

No. 1922935

File: 1698894892970.mp4 (15.1 MB, 720x1280, ADHeatherD.mp4)

>>1922933
“So I haven’t gotten to do any spirit box stuff with my objects, because I am trying to clean my house. And, this is usually how it goes, like, it’s already almost noon and the only cleaning I’ve done in my house is, I have managed to wash my dishes that were piling up and I’m probably gonna water my plants but my entire house is trashed and I don’t know, what the fuck I do? Like, this is an ADHD symptom that I don’t think any of us with ADHD can figure out. Like, what are we doing? That we’re just continuously trashing our place and then, like, on our day off, we clean the whole thing, it looks great and by our day off, it looks like we haven’t cleaned in months. [Chuckle?] Wha? What is this phenomenon? I don’t know but a, yeah, we’ll see what I’ll get into today. I wanna get out of the house. That’s all. Why am I wasting time when I could be fucking cleaning?! See you guys later.”

No. 1922975

>>1922935
If only she'd accept medication.

No. 1922986

File: 1698906217729.mp4 (12.45 MB, 720x1280, 1.mp4)

>>1922792
>>1922827
>>1922851
Here are the ones you were referencing, Nonas.
“Hello. So, I just finished cleaning and it’s not exactly how I would like it to be but things are tucked away, the dishes are done, I vacuumed, I wiped down but HOLY SHIT! I have a lot of things, and unless I with a nicer way to display them, it really is that time when I need to purge my whole house, and uh, I can definitely see myself, like, becoming a purger over the winter and just, like, completely redoing my entire space because the amount of just like shit I have in my cabinets, is a little alarming. So, if you’re from Harrisburg and you want some free stuff…like, if you need planters or anything. I have probably like 50 empty planters and just crazy things. So, yeah.”
[1/8]

No. 1922987

File: 1698906688115.mp4 (16.86 MB, 720x1280, 2.mp4)

>>1922986
"But the reason I'm getting on here and posting isn't just to show off my favourite sweater. [Pitched] Oh, look at the ruffles, I love this so much [normal voice] but is also to say that, I got poly mailers, so I can sell some clothes that I never got to wear, that are really nice and I just want to get a little bit of money. Um, I also got shipping tape. I got shipping scissors and I got printer ink. Holy shit! I was not mentally prepared for how expensive printer ink is. I went to go print a label the other day and I didn't have any ink and I was like 'oh!', I'm thinking $10, $15 dollars. No, like $40 dollars! What the fuck?! And I also got trash bags! So I can clean out my closet which is…fucking nightmare! So, slowly making progress in my life."
[2/8]

No. 1922990

File: 1698907991227.mp4 (12.62 MB, 720x1280, 3.mp4)

>>1922987
"I'm also banning myself from buying any antiques for at least a month, that's gonna be hard but dude. [Chuckles] Dude, I have so much stuff, like, my room, ugh, don't even look, don't look at my pile of laundry that, uh, is like three-weeks old that still in my living room, uh, that I have not put away because my closet is completely full and my dresser is completely full and I don't even know if I wear any of this stuff. Um, but yeah, I'm not buying any more antiques for a while, I have to stop, I gotta to focus on selling antiques and what I was not prepared for how expensive shipping boxes and stuff are, if you guys run your own little resell, uh, hustle, business thing. Where are you guys getting your boxes affordably, because, wow!"
[3/8]
I don’t get how her laundry pile isn’t sorted yet when she said she was taking care of it 3 days or so ago >>1921391

No. 1922991

File: 1698908713670.mp4 (13.28 MB, 720x1280, 4.mp4)

>>1922990
"Like, people say, 'oh you can get free boxes from the Postal Service'. Yeah, those are priority mail boxes and, I think the largest one, isn't it like $20 dollars or something crazy to ship? Like, I just don't know if my, I don't wanna call them costumers, if my clients, I am going to hopefully have would want to pay that much for shipping. So, I would literally have to, like, get boxes. And also, for you sellers, like, do you charge like a small fee to cover, just like a little bit of packing supplies? Like, obviously, you're not going to charge the person for, like, you know, all the tape you use, or whatever or the box itself. But, do you, like add a little bit extra on there just to kind of make up for some of that. Like, is that ok? Am I allowed to do that? Because, yeah [chuckles] it's gonna be a lot. But I'm excited and it's something I really wanna do and I have plenty of things."
[4/8]

No. 1922994

File: 1698909621625.mp4 (11.04 MB, 720x1280, 5.mp4)

>>1922991
"I'm also looking at, I have this stand in my house that just has like, shoes and random crap on it now and I'm looking at, like, ok, that's where I wanna set up, like, my shop area. Like, Etsy or whatever it's going to be that I've been saying for like three fucking years and it never happens every [indecipherable]. Um, like, that's where I wanna keep, like, my supplies, and orders, and like, things like that. So, I gotta get that cleaned off and I have an idea for it. I'm going to put, like, this little curtain accross the bottom, so I gotta get a dowel rod today for that and I have some, like, vintage fabric here that I thought about (?) cutting and, like, putting it on there and, like, customising it, you know? So it looks neat and nice in my living room and decorating the top. 'Cause hate, like, looking at cluttered messes and I look at them for like a month and I'm like 'when the fuck am I going to take care of that?' So, [chuckles]"
[5/8]
> 'Cause hate, like, looking at cluttered messes
> Don't look at my pile of laundry that, uh, is like three-weeks old that still in my living room, uh, that I have not put away

No. 1922997

File: 1698910485308.mp4 (12.47 MB, 720x1280, 6.mp4)

>>1922994
"So, I'm really trying to challenge myself not to shop, because I don't really have the money for that and it's just becoming and unhealthy habit and, like, I've kinda gotten into the 'just go look' stage. You know? Or, I don't know. I have to start making life goals and promises to myself, of like, 'ok, if you wanna go buy this thing you need to sell X, Y and Z or you need to, like, accomplish this task and then you can reward yourself and go do that thing', you know? I gotta start setting those rewards kinds of, uh, goals and boundaries for myself but I don't even know where this ramble was starting. I just know I need to get out of the house, 'cause I'm loosing my fucking mind. So, I'm going to out to the battle field and I'm gonna just going to wander around. It's going to be a chilly day but, um, yeah, after that, just coming home and getting ready to go to bed for work tomorrow."
[6/8]

No. 1922998

>>1922918
I’m sorry did I miss single other day of the year where she does attempt to dress like a skeleton? Wtf. She acts like people are hoarding around her en mass and trying to persecute her every waking thought yet the only thing I ever hear are goddam crickets. Because everyone else is too busy living their own damn lives. I’ve never known anyone as a grown ass adult who would flay Heather as she insists is being done over her boring ass hobbies. She is the antithesis of creepy or unique or goth. Girl needs a fat slap of reality to the face so she can move on in life.

No. 1922999

>>1922998
I have somewhat odd hobbies I guess you could say, that almost no one can relate to or bond over specifically those hobbies, nor do I keep up with mainstream shows, movies and have no social media. And yet still have no issues conversing with other normal adults, not embarrassed by my hobbies and continue them as I please. I just don’t understand who she thinks is coming for her. Sure, high school was a little rough and I was a bit of a loner but seriously that seems quite a common part of high school. Then we all grew up. And oh, I forgot the best part, I actually know people who dress spooky to the effect of realistic skeleton clothes on the norm and it’s never been questioned. Even old ladies this day and age have become accepting of a lot of wild and eccentric styles.

No. 1923000

File: 1698911248729.mp4 (11.33 MB, 720x1280, 7.mp4)

>>1922997
"And then I have a new project piece I just bought, that I really want to start painting and turning into something. I also have, um, like, 20 terrarium, like, empty terrariums, and I have, like, this moss and like, little tombstone I bought, and I was going to make little cemetary terrariums. Never fucking happened, and, like, every time I have free time, I'm like 'I gotta get out of the house so, like, I've got to go some place, I have to, I wanna be around people', you know? And I just feel, like, if I could just have someone come over and just, like, chill in my living room while I do crafts, or, like, while I do a project, or while I, like, clean out my closet, I feel like that would solve all my problems, like, I would be motivated. I would want to be in my house. It's hard to be in my house alone all day. Like, I really wanna be around someone and I don't have that in my life, so that's why I'm always out shopping 'cause I'm like, like, i literally don't know what else to do with my free time."
[7/8]

No. 1923004

File: 1698912244092.mp4 (12.34 MB, 720x1280, 8.mp4)

>>1923000
“And not that anybody is still listening or that anybody cares but, uhm, I do have a fun weekend ahead of me, hopefully. Uhm, I'm going to be going to a cool place. I don't wanna say where it is 'cause there is crazy people out there, uhm, but a friend of mine reached out, and was like, 'hey! just so you know, like, these tickets are on sale. They're about to sell out, you should get one' and I got one and were going to be going to a location that isn't normally open to the public but they are open for tours, uh, not sure why, so thats extremely exciting and I can't wait to do film, and do pictures and everything and fuck yeah! So that's gonna be good, uh, is something that I'm looking forward to, and it's nice to know I'm no just going to be depressed with, like, nothing to do, 'cause, like, I really do the same thing everyday. I'm either at antique stores or Gettysburg. I don't even know where all the cool cemeteries are out here yet, so I'm barely out with my camera and yeah, I just really wanna fix my life 'cause right now, it's just kinda sad. Ok, bye-bye.
[8/8]
There are a few more Instagram Stories that I thought were worth preserving, I’ll share those later.
Please excuse any transcribing mistakes you may encounter, it was done on mobile. Overall, they shouldn't affect the entiment of what she said in each clip.

No. 1923019

>>1922663
Gas the myopic. TMD

>>1922919
The dead are probably acting like Heather is a canvasser on a sidewalk collecting signatures. Like oh shit, don't make eye contact.

No. 1923057

>>1923000
>just have someone come over and just, like, chill in my living room while I do crafts, or, like, while I do a project
I don't quite know how to explain it, but I find this so bizarre. It's not, "have someone come over and do crafts with me," it's "no, they're gonna sit there while I do crafts."

No. 1923077

Thank you very much Transcriptionanon, you're doing the Lord's work.
>>1923004
>not that anybody is still listening or that anybody cares
If only she would apply this statement to her whole life, drop the victim complex and get on with her extreme hobbies of walking around public locations and shopping at Target. For some reason I feel like the friend she's mentioned is female, but maybe she'll meet a new Ryan at this event.

No. 1923106


No. 1923147

>>1923057
I don't find it that bizarre, it just shows how lonely she is in every aspect of her life, including her hobbies.

No. 1923151

>>1923057
Does she even do crafts? If all she wants is someone to come over and watch her do things, she should just get a nanny. She should visit Japan and go to one of those places where you pay someone to cuddle you. If she didn't waste so much money on dating apps she could actually afford both kek

No. 1923228

>>1923106
This is now deleted also.

No. 1923253

File: 1698967579884.mp4 (16.44 MB, 720x1280, 1.mp4)

Here are a few more of the deleted Instagram Stories referenced >>1922827 I really recommend those interested in her thoughts in AxeRyan to watch the 3rd clip. I’ll note it when I upload it.
> In her car and after having visited Gettysburg
“So a lot of you guys ask what exactly I’m looking for, romantically and I do get some criticism for the fact that I don’t do hook ups. I mean, there’s like one or two people that, like, ok, I, I’m, you know? I wouldn’t say no [while chuckling] heh, let’s be real. But, um, yeah I don’t do hookups. I’m looking for a meaningful partnership, connection, my best friend, my partner in crime, um, and I’m honestly just looking for someone that loves all the same things as me. And maybe that sounds like a high demand but what I’ve noticed is that it just doesn’t even come close to working out unless they share some of the same interests as me. Like, I would love a guy that I can go to Gettysburg with, you know? Or a guy that loves antiques and weird shit as me, and specially a guy who isn’t scared of my creepy dolls and creepy stuff. ‘Cause a lot of people really think they’re going to get haunted by a ghost.”
[1/4]
> So a lot of you guys ask what exactly I’m looking for, romantically and I do get some criticism
I thought she’d say the criticism is due to the fact that she’s not looking for an individual but an idealised idea, which seems to be a male clone of herself.
> ‘Cause a lot of people really think they’re going to get haunted by a ghost
Also, while listening to her, I’ve determined she doesn’t understand playful banter as I doubt there are that many people afraid of being haunted. Unless this is a cultural thing and more pronounced in that area due to what happened there? Not a burger so forgive me if this is a bizarre conclusion to draw.

No. 1923254

File: 1698967644960.mp4 (17.74 MB, 720x1280, 2.mp4)

>>1923253
“Like, you guys have seen it, the amount of rejection I get from these guys because they’re SO afraid that a spirit is going to follow them home or that they’re gonna get possessed or that they’re gonna have a curse, all because I have some, like, strange looking things in my room and a few of them I DO think are haunted but, like, they’re pretty happy in my room, you know? Like…uh, I don’t know, like, these guys are afraid of cemeteries. I’m like, it’s literally, [pauses shakes head in disbelief] I don’t even know how, like, it’s just, it’s just like an art gallery left from people from the past. They made these sculptures in memory of people, they put messages on there. It’s, like, time travelling, guys just don’t understand why I like cemeteries, they’re like ‘what the fuck!? Like, why do you like this? This is so boring to us, this is so creepy’.”
[2/4]

No. 1923257

File: 1698968051380.mp4 (18.46 MB, 720x1280, 3.mp4)

> Discusses AxeRyan in this one
“So I’m looking for a guy that isn’t afraid of cemeteries, that likes them, that is open minded about spirituality and what else there could be and is open minded about the spirit world so they just don’t think I’m crazy all the fucking time, [while chuckling] you know what I mean? Like, oh my gosh, it’s just, it’s just sad, you know? It’s sad that, like, this is always the obstacle and this is unfortunately the reason it doesn’t work out and then, when I actually try to date someone that does do the same thing as me, like, the last I dated, there’s so much about him I never told you guys! It was such a terrible relationship but the reason I gave it a chance was because he was a paranormal investigator, and I thought ‘well, maybe we’ll have some things to talk about’, [while zooming in and widening her eyes] but all he wanted to talk about was his past sex life! You know? He didn’t want to talk about ghosts with me.”
[3/4]

No. 1923258

File: 1698968133819.mp4 (19.67 MB, 720x1280, 4.mp4)

>>1923257
“And then I go on these, like, dating apps, and it’s just a bunch of scary people. And I went on friend mode on Facebook Dating and dear lordy, like, that was even more terrifying. It was mostly a bunch of women who are married, who are looking for a girl, like, on the side, and that’s all I am, I’m some fucking unicorn, some little sex toy for their marriage, you know what I mean? It’s just gross. Fuck that! I’m worth more than that. So, that’s what I’m looking for, I’m looking for someone that loves history, loves antiques, loves old shit, would do all the stuff with me, who’s sweet, who’s handsome, who’s kind, and who isn’t going to be a fucking dick to me and has some fucking patience, you know what I mean? I, I don’t think I’m asking for too much. People tell me I have to work on this, and this, and this, and that about myself. Fuck that! I’m worthy of love right now and I’m trying to manifest it so wish me luck.”
[4/4]

No. 1923259

File: 1698968275425.mp4 (1.34 MB, 720x1280, Thanks but no.mp4)

>>1923106
>>1923228
> In a baby (?) voice
“Good night, my spookies. I love you. Good night.”

No. 1923264

File: 1698969182057.gif (5.53 MB, 550x340, He didn’t want to talk about g…)

>>1923257
> all he wanted to talk about was his past sex life! You know? He didn’t want to talk about ghosts with me!
How can you record yourself making these bulging eye expressions and zooming in for dramatics over a disrespectful man you dated for a few weeks (if that?)

No. 1923314

>>1923264
I wonder in what context he was talking about his past sex life? Nobody wants to hear that in any context but like, was it you're the best gf I've had or was it listing past sex experiences that he wanted to recreate?
She has actually been really quiet about that one, no pining, love declarations, nor slander, just like nothing and she even seems less interested in ryanquest after it

No. 1923384

>>1923254
This must be autism or something. I know it's been said in the thread multiple times, but none of these guys on dating apps that she posts with the "oooh am I going to get haunted?" banter have rejected her, they've actively continued to engage with her considering they're bothering at all to send her these flirty (albeit uncreative) messages. She's rejecting all of them instantly because they failed her secret "don't make a haunting joke" test that they don't know about. Honestly her weird interpretation of her experiences kind of stresses me out, is she really so clueless? I feel like there's something wrong with her but it only shows up subtly, in an uncanny way.

No. 1923551

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No. 1923567

>>1923551
It's all just a big game to her at this point. What a waste of time and money just to try to prove to people that she's so unique and different.

No. 1923582

I know I'm a sucker but I'm really rooting for heather, she does seems to be getting her shit together a tiny bit - not pining too much over this recent Ryan, (maybe) selling some of her crap, gaining the tiniest bit of self awareness in some areas etc. I know I will be disappointed but I would love to see her beak out of the cycle. I think moving into her own place was a big step for her and I know it's been ages already but maybe she will slowly learn a bit of responsibility now?

No. 1923655

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Complains every day about not having anything to do. No friends. Needs to find events to go to. Things to. Finally there is one and she’s “too mentally drained” from her putting up posters job. Okay.

No. 1923712

>>1923582
I’m also rooting for her but she has yet to accomplish any of the tasks she has given herself. I mean, putting away her laundry is a good example. She said she was doing it >>1921391 and almost a few days later reveals she hasn’t done it >>1922990 and that her laundry pile has been like that for 3 weeks. I think she announces these great ideas or plans she has and feels a sense of accomplishment when there’s still a significant gap between her intention and her actions. She’s being fulfilled by having these lightbulb moments. On the other hand, it’s obvious she understand she has a problem, she mentions ADHD here >>1922935 and executive dysfunction could be a reason why she struggles to get things done. I just wish she’d focus less on her LoveQuest and instead focused on her mental health.

No. 1923713

>>1923712
TND and Heather have a lot in common

No. 1923719

File: 1699062231570.mp4 (10.48 MB, 720x1280, 1.mp4)

From her Instagram Stories.
“So, it only took me four hours of laying around in my house and doomscrolling to finally be up doing things. So, the past week has been extremely emotionally exhausting, with work and everything and very physically exhausting [chuckles] ehm, but uh, but obviously, being at work, being exhausted is better than being at my house, where I sit and stare at my phone all day but I don’t do anything meaningful when I’m staring at my phone, it’s not like I’m creating content or chatting with people. I literally just, like, doomscroll, look at random shit. Swipe through dating apps for hours, like, I’m wasting my entire life away, I’m wasting the last of my youth away aaand that’s depressing buuuuut, yeah, just wanted to get on here and chat with another human, even if I’m just staring at myself on a screen.”
[1/4]
> Swipe through dating apps for hours
This is what I meant, the disconnection between realising swiping for hours makes her miserable and then telling us she’s wasting real life connection opportunities and, pretty much her life, according to her, to sit at home and scroll through her screen is so frustrating. At what point do you realise you’re stuck in a loop and need help?

No. 1923721

File: 1699062399830.mp4 (11.21 MB, 720x1280, 2.mp4)

>>1923719
“So, I was supposed to go to this event tonight it Gettysburg tonight, that I was very excited about because I thought ‘wow! This is my chance to maybe connect with some people in the area who love history, and maybe my chance to vibe with someone’, you never know what kind of people you can meet, even if it had just had ended up being a bunch of old people, whatever! I probably would have still made some friends, chatted with some people, learned some things but instead I was so exhausted from work, ‘cause yesterday I did a 15 hour shift, today I did a full shift and I felt like I was drunk. That’s how sleepy I was, so, I decided I didn’t want to drive to Gettysburg, because, what if I couldn’t drive home? What if I sit in my car somewhere? You know what I mean? But now I wish I’d gone ‘cause I have literally just sat here, staring at my phone, you know? And it’s, it’s just a lonely existence and I don’t like being in my house and I don’t like being alone in my house and, yeah! I, I try to get out even if I go for a walk. I, I just hate being here, honestly.”
[2/4]
>>1923713
You are right, Nona. I had never thought about it. We could argue that at least TND has an excuse due to her still active (?) addiction.

No. 1923727

File: 1699063570266.mp4 (12 MB, 720x1280, 3.mp4)

>>1923721
“And it’s not that I don’t like my house, I love my house. I’m very proud of my house but I don’t really, do anything creative or fun here because I’m lonely here, you know? Like, I’m, I’m just, I’m just laying in bed, or sitting in my room or laying in my couch, or eating snacks, like, that’s my whole life and maybe that’s your dream life but I really just want people to spend time with and I wanna hang out with someone and I wanna be out and about. I wanna be doing things and, you know? I just feel like whenever I’m home, I’m in this coffin, I’m dying, I’m, like, buried (?) that’s the end, that’s how I feel all the time in my house, and like, I just wish I could connect with people in this area, but it’s just not happening. Like, I just don’t know what the fuck to do, you know? I don’t know what it’s like to have a bunch of friends, I don’t know, if you have it, you know, appreciate it, ‘cause you could be me.
[3/4]
It has discussed it before but it’s worth repeating that she needs to address the emotional (?) dishonesty. When friendship has been offered to her, she has flat out rejected it because she wants a “partner in crime”. By portraying herself as the victim, not only does she give herself this misunderstood aura that I feel she thinks it’s “cool” but also, she absolves herself of having to do any introspection and committing to meaningful changes in her attitude that would likely impact her life in a positive way.

No. 1923732

File: 1699064207908.mp4 (10.87 MB, 720x1280, 4.mp4)

>>1923727
“So, anyway, that’s my little ramble, I might livestream in a little bit, but I’m not sure yet. Um, if anyone wants to take me out on a date so I shut the fuck up, feel free. You know? Hit me up. Um, but yeah, hopefully this weekend is going to be a good one because I need it. I just can’t handle anymore of this isolation shit and it’s going to be a long dark winter, I already know it, and I’m not looking forward to it, not looking forward to it. Alright, thanks for listening, or skipping through, just giving me a space to just, you know? Pretend like I’m having a conversation with another human being, which doesn’t happen too often outside of work. It, it, it’s a really fucked up life, like, I, I’m so isolated all the time, I can’t stand it anymore, so, [with a fake smile, a change in her pitch, and zooming in] ok, byyyye!”
[4/4]

No. 1923738

>>1923727
Watch that mouth movement immediately after she says "…or eating snacks…" and tell me she's not a reptilian - which would explain a good deal.

No. 1923739

>>1923727
It really is dishonest, and when I root for Heather I try to remember the first thing she needs to do is stop lying. Lying to herself, lying to Ryans, lying on social media. She presents such a shocking case of cognitive dissonance, seeming so close to the truth but refusing to take any accountability.
I appreciate you transcript anon, plus your Heather Psychology commentary alongside the clips. It's fun to read without feeling like armchairing.

No. 1923756

Not complaining, but Heather's thread is the most saged thread on this site. Is there a reason for that? Curious

No. 1923779

>>1923756
I err on the side of caution when I post, as I don’t think >>1923719 et al is necessarily milky. Perhaps others think the same?
>>1923727
> It has discussed it before but it’s worth repeating
Was I having a stroke? I’m sorry, Nonas. I meant “it has been discussed before”, perhaps I mixed it with “we’ve discussed it before”? Regardless, sorry.

No. 1923818

>>1923727
i agree with the anons who say they are kind of rooting for her to get her shit together lol but she is so frustrating. every day is groundhog day with her. the best thing she could do for herself is to quit social media and spend her down time on something more restful and/or mentally stimulating. read a book, do some crafts, puzzles, coloring, even watching tv would be better for her than non-stop scrolling on instagram and dating apps. whether her executive dysfunction issues are actually from adhd (doubtful imo) or a mental health issue like depression or anxiety, she clearly has no interest in getting any kind of professional help for them. heather you’re exhausted because you’re miserable and you are unfulfilled and have no goals or drive to do more with your life beyond finding a boyfriend.

No. 1923826

>>1923779
Yeah, me too. I posted saged stuff that's not very milky but I thought people might want to see it anyway.

No. 1923859

She speaks in her stories as if she’s actually talking to someone in particular. A therapist is a real person she could talk to like this and actually get somewhere, accomplish something. And it would be far less expensive than all the money she spends on premium levels of dating apps. Surely she must have pretty good benefits at Target? It’s like a $50 copay to sit and talk about yourself for an hour, isn’t that like… her dream? I could see her falling in love with her therapist though kek. “Nobody listens to me the way that he does”.

No. 1923899

>>1923859
Why would she have good benefits from Target? She works at the retail level, not at corporate. I've never heard of retail workers having good benefits before.

No. 1923930

>>1923899
she's full time so she gets benefits.

No. 1923986

>>1923899
Target and Costco are known for having decent benefits for full time employees.

No. 1924038

>>1923756
Because Heather's behavior is so cyclical and repetitive, I always sage the stuff I post because although it's sometimes worth sharing, it's rarely truly milky. Same old, same old, you know?

No. 1924184

>>1924038
She has to be the world's most boring cow. I don't know why her thread has new posts everyday.

No. 1924188

>>1924184
I sometimes forget about this thread for months and and it's exactly the same. So samey that I've clicked on an old one before from a bookmark and it took a surprisingly long time to notice the posts were not new but from a year ago lol
There is something weirdly comforting about that. Everything is getting older except Heather's problems, this thread is like a time machine.

No. 1924235

File: 1699172225293.mp4 (6.51 MB, 1080x1920, solonely.mp4)

Look at our lonely Heather, she is so alone, no one is talking to her, no one is sharing her interests, no one wants to spend time with her. Just wondering, but isn't the guy with the glasses this one >>1872910 I might be faceblind, but they look so similar.
I always feel the need to sage her stuff, because it's so damn boring, but this might be some future Ryan Milk, so no sage today

No. 1924272

>>1924235
Literally repeating the same interaction with the last ex Ryan. Is she going to act like she's not one of the girls and date the doofy looking dude with the glasses.

No. 1924321

File: 1699200478735.jpeg (256.88 KB, 828x1450, 1690670959783.jpeg)

>>1924235
These are AxeRyans friends. She hung out with him and these two guys when they first started dating—pic rel from the last thread.

No. 1924356

>>1924321
I wonder if one of them is the one who posted about it here.

No. 1924422

>>1924356
It was one of TrainRyan's friends who posted here not AxeRyan

No. 1924442

File: 1699222568906.mp4 (7.76 MB, 720x1280, train.mp4)

She went to a convention with the Brandon guy

No. 1924482

File: 1699227292410.jpeg (1.53 MB, 1179x1901, 1690675477924.jpeg)

>>1924442
so this guy kek

No. 1924622

>>1924482
Bubbles Ryan.

No. 1924654

File: 1699274385144.jpeg (336.44 KB, 1080x1920, IMG_0642.jpeg)

>very goth

No. 1924851

>>1924654
I do so love her "proof" of being gawth since high school - one single picture of her wearing black. You're telling me this bitch that never saw a camera pointed at her that she didn't like has no other corroborating evidence to back that claim up. I bet a nickel it was merely a costume.

No. 1924892

File: 1699314918985.jpg (187.18 KB, 720x1280, 4340967C9A017AECDA868F93F8D5BC…)

Couple of stories about this apothecary bottle - not very interesting, but she says several times that it's a "poison bottle." It's oxalic acid… literally a cleaner. That's like describing a bottle of bleach as a "poison bottle"… yeah it could poison you, but that's not its intended purpose. She's so desperate to seem dark/edgy.

No. 1924937

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>>1924892
I was literally grabbing screenshots of this. Does she not know how to google?

No. 1924944

File: 1699325937811.mp4 (16.16 MB, 720x1280, artist.mp4)

"I suppose you could call me a visual artist" I can't with this vid.

No. 1924971

>>1924442
>going to a train convention
>still wary of the "train crowd"
keeek, she's still not over clockryan.

No. 1924980

File: 1699334218050.jpg (555.77 KB, 1152x2048, shocked.jpg)

>>1924971
And like all communities, she assumes one person means everyone in it hates her

No. 1925057

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No. 1925132

>>1924944
I'm sorry if this is a nitpick but does she have an underbite? Just wondering because there's something I hate about how her mouth moves when she talks

No. 1925174

>>1924944
Straight up admitting that her interest in history is purely aesthetic. Unbelievably shallow.

No. 1925197

>>1925132
I think she has an underbite and a lisp.

No. 1925738

File: 1699479048651.jpg (457.83 KB, 1152x2048, uranium.jpg)

First her poison bottle, now being able to identify uranium glass without a blacklight. She's just that knowledgeable

No. 1925767

>>1925738
did she buy it? if so, she lasted 7 days out of her “at least a month” antique shopping ban kek >>1922990

No. 1925822

File: 1699493526063.mp4 (9.49 MB, 720x1280, shopping.mp4)

>>1925767
Idk but she bought this so

No. 1925829

File: 1699495574509.mp4 (4.9 MB, 720x1280, what.mp4)

Her eyes at the end! Gif anon come through, I'm scared.

No. 1926266

>>1925822
>>1925767
god heather's such an obnoxious consoomer at heart. i think she's legitimately addicted to shopping. she should start drinking instead kek maybe then at least she'd meet someone

No. 1926418

File: 1699615391794.jpg (511.58 KB, 1080x1924, dinner.jpg)


No. 1926429

>>1926418
>fancy dinner
>it's brown slop

No. 1926437

>>1926418
Spaghetti and cabbage. So fancy.

No. 1926527

>>1926266
buying a personality is expensive nonna
>>1926418
> now I just need a spooky bf to come over and watch quietly while I eat it

No. 1926588

>>1926418
Imagine being a potential Ryan looking forward to a ”fancy dinner”, only to be presented with boiled cabbage and instant noodles…

No. 1926665

>>1926418
Maybe it tastes better than it looks, but this is bringing me back to 2016 with the “How to keep a man? Cook” and “You ain’t from (state) if you haven’t eaten this” memes. Instant ramen with cabbage isn’t the flex you think it is Heather

No. 1927042

When has she ever mentioned being in the woods as a thing let alone mushroom hunting?

No. 1927044

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No. 1927115

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No. 1927150

File: 1699754105040.jpeg (850.36 KB, 2568x2282, What is a podcast?.JPEG)

From her Instagram Stories, combined into one.

No. 1927152

File: 1699754204599.jpg (417.13 KB, 1152x2048, 5.jpg)

>>1927150
Earlier than >>1927115 and >>1927150 she shared this.

No. 1927577

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>>1925829
>whenever my mom was pregnant with me, she never imagined that I would grow up to be a neurodivergent 34yo who is single and lives alone with a bunch of dead people's stuff and struggles to uh.. assimilate into modern society
>BUT HERE I AM!
jesus she's scary

No. 1927641

File: 1699837523101.png (1.02 MB, 1179x2556, IMG_8202.png)

She should be embarrassed. Zero personality.

No. 1927653

>>1927641
Conversation like pulling teeth. Yet she thinks it's the antiques that are stopping her from finding a date?

No. 1927680

>>1927641
Heather…..tell your followers in plain English exactly how you expect a Ryan to approach and have a conversation with you. What does that scenario look like in your head? Most males don’t ask ‘getting to know you’ questions like this! Would love to see yet another Instagram story covering this in painstaking detail.
But anyway no, the minds of dull people gall me. I’m a masochist for coming back here regularly

No. 1927684

File: 1699842720636.jpg (172.37 KB, 1152x2048, greg.jpg)

She's posting a bunch of random screenshots to show how bad her dating app experience is. But I really don't see what's wrong with this one. Am I dumb?

No. 1927704

>>1927684
She's just doing the usual heather thing where she takes something relatively benign and acts like it's a massive deal. Greg is a little boring and maybe a bit old for her, but she's hardly a catch herself. She probably wanted to repost this one specifically to show off the compliment about her cheekbones. kek

No. 1927738

>>1924892
She has uncanny valley eyes and mouth. Like a poorly made rubber flesh suit for those robots designed to look like people.

No. 1927745

>>1927704
Not to nitpick but Heather has a very oval shaped face! She has very weak bone structure and almost no cheekbones to speak of…

No. 1927760

>>1927684
Because she's retarded (not 'neurodivergent') and doesn't understand pickup lines. This guy is talking about himself. She always does this whenever a moid tries to be cutesy. She doesn't get it at all. I mean, it's usually not cute obviously but at least most people aren't offended.

No. 1927765

>>1927760
Yeah I think she's actually mentally slow at this point. He was clearly talking about himself, and it's not a great pickup line, but I'm getting Vicky vibes with how much she doesn't understand. I'd love to know what she thinks he's implying.

No. 1927892

>>1927684
> age 44
She's clearly looking for children like BabyRyan, there's nothing else.

No. 1927966

Does she ever ask anyone about what their likes are? Show any interest in actually getting to know them? Or is it literally just about her, and her likes, and what she wants?

No. 1927980

>>1927966
It's Heather's world, everyone else just lives in it. Even when she finds a Ryan who is passionate about something, she finds a way to make it about her. Like with TrainRyan, all of a sudden she's "always loved trains", like it's HER interest.

No. 1928067

>>1927641
>because they are interesting
how in the world does she claim she is so spooky when she is clearly just posing in front of the ouija board that she obviously never uses and just flaunts around because she thinks it makes her look spooky and for the ~aesthetic~… which she completely fails at by the way.
like she fails at everything. every time a moid asks her what got her interested it just shows how completely shallow she is and how she actually isn't interested in this stuff at all. she just wants to look special and unique because she's lacking in every department. she completely fails at the one thing she tries to sell so hard day and night, she's not convincing anyone… she is so empty jesus christ. no one cares you like to pose in front of ~spooky antiques~ heather, you just have no personality and are people-repellent because you are crying to the high heavens about your victim-complex all day long.

No. 1928107

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No. 1928120

>>1928107
Kek, she is making it sound like she is 50 or something. Does she know its common for 30-something year olds to be without spouse or children? Heather will be alone until she learns to self reflect and also not be so fucking cyclic in behaviour. How does she have a thread, that she has read, and still doesnt recognize her own pattern? Ridiculous.

No. 1928122

File: 1699923736801.jpeg (2.88 MB, 5136x2282, Goth Barbie? Heather, I beg of…)

>>1928107
Between these two she posted these which makes her sound even more pathetic. It’s glaringly obvious she’s just fishing for at the very least reassurance, if not outright compliments.

No. 1928128

>>1928122
GOTH BARBIE LMAO. The greatest romance of her life is between her and her own past.

No. 1928206

>>1928122
>>1928107
Isn't this like one year ago?? Nothing has changed except her hair colour. She's basically the same weight and obviously has the same face (it's not 10 years ago). She probably still has that ugly DollsKill shit if she wants to wear it. It's seriously mystifying how she sees things.

No. 1928214

>>1928107
if i were a spOokY bOy with a crush on her and saw this, i’d fucking run

>>1928122
history nerd? when have we ever heard her talk about history? “paranormal” doesn’t count. ghost bf doesn’t count. those aren’t history.

No. 1928221

>>1928214
She’s probably still pining for the Ryan’s she was obsessed with in those pictures, who were into history, and trying to tell herself she liked(s) history too lmao.

No. 1928297

File: 1699968218262.jpg (507.31 KB, 1152x2048, 400417286_17974248740629033_72…)

She probably hopes a Ryan will respond.

No. 1928339

>>1928297

Ah the history nerd that can’t do their own research for their own interests strikes again

No. 1928375

>>1928206
Nah, these pictures are from 2019. Unlikely she still fits in any of her Killstar tat from that era.
>>1928221
I think she was still with Damian at this time? She's expressed more than once that she thinks he was "the one" so I wouldn't be surprised if reminiscing about him is the catalyst for acting like things were actually better back then. If you look at the threads, it was the same old Heather-cycle bullshit, she was just skinnier.

No. 1928430

>>1928122

Frizz hair anon, these are for you.

No. 1928443

>>1928297
Me me me. You really do reap what you sow. She’s insufferable.

No. 1928552

>>1928206
mystifying is honestly the word. she represents some of the most profound mental illness out there to me that falls in the bounds of common and functional stuff, so nothing like schizophrenia or anorexia. but the kind of legitimately delusional thinking brought on by bpd that is remarkably more grounded and within the realm of possibility compared to paranoid psychosis but still so illogical and superstitious and obsessive that it is baffling. fascinating how off the deep end personality disordered thinking can get. like i think she wholeheartedly means it but no she legitimately does not look any different. it's crazy actually because she's always saying something like this. the complaints about everyone coming after her for her very mildly goth fashion is the same. there's just no way.

No. 1928560

>>1923253
in response to your last point there's a legit cultural thing with some american catholics i have met being legit afraid of being haunted or harmed by using a oujia board, and other sects of american christian's might be the same. tbh i get paranoid about the same thing lol. it may depend on if she's doing vaguely ritualistic stuff for funsies like seances or showing them haunted items and it actually makes some guys feel unsettled and not want to partake. not even because they dislike her for it but because they don't want to go home and feel jumpy and paranoid and miserable later lol which is understandable. i try to manage my easily panicked self the same way. it's not too different than how some people can't watch horror movies because they don't want to be irrationally scared to go to the bathroom that night because what if freddy fazbear is in the hall

No. 1928563

>>1928297
She always says she wants to post to tiktok more, why not make a video of the process of her researching her ancestor, rather than asking someone to do it for her? She could probably get a whole series out of that, and I bet there's a niche of people who would find that very interesting.

No. 1928639

File: 1700009979420.mp4 (14.99 MB, 720x1280, sped.mp4)

Holy shit, do you think this is true? He asked to call her a sped in bed apparently.

No. 1928645

File: 1700011005606.jpg (825.91 KB, 953x1534, Screenshot_20231114_201143_Sam…)

He's a pretty well known soldier and has many articles written about him. Does she think no one knew about this guy but her?

No. 1928649

File: 1700011336559.jpeg (234.21 KB, 990x683, IMG_7911.jpeg)

>>1928639
hahahaha no I think she’s full of shit but running into a retard fetishist is a good one. I hate citing reddit humor but I immediately thought of picrel.

No. 1928664

File: 1700014460834.mp4 (16.02 MB, 720x1280, 1.mp4)

>>1928639
Here are the rest of the Instagram Stories for added context.
> Opens with Heather standing in her kitchen
“Hello. In case you can’t tell by looking at me, it’s been a long month. Um, I’m getting my hair done tomorrow. I’m very excited to get a hair makeover but I’m on here just to ask you guys a question. So, dating is hard and it’s even harder whenever you’re into the weird, very niche things I am but you would think it wouldn’t be so hard because I live in an area where so much history happened. Like, why is it so hard to meet guy that are into Civil War stuff, when there was literally a battle on my street? The confederates walked in front of my house, like, [chuckle] that’s the whole reason I’m here [chuckle] so why is it so hard to meet people that are also in this area because they appreciate that local history so much? Like, I would imagine that all the little boys grew up, you know, playing Civil War stuff around here but I guess not? Maybe people don’t appreciate it because they grew up with it? I don’t know!”
[1/4]
The Civil War seems to be her newest hyper focus. Why does she think living in an area in which a significant event happened means the people living there need to be obsessed (to her degree) with it? Perhaps people don’t want to be reduced to just that or they don’t think it’s the most interesting thing about the area?

No. 1928667

File: 1700014652566.mp4 (15.31 MB, 720x1280, 2.mp4)

>>1928664
“It’s just, really confusing and strange, like, you would think this would be THE place to meet people that share your niche, you know? To move to where it happened but they’re not here. I feel like Gettysburg is just one of those things, Civil War stuff is one of those things that just appeals to tourists. I don’t know, it’s like, people never appreciate the history right in their own backyard, they never do. Never! They let it rot away, they don’t give a shit. I don’t know why it is. Maybe it’s just something about, it’s always around, so you don’t really think about it, you know? That could be? Maybe that’s my problem. But anyway, I know I said I wouldn’t do it, but I’m back on the dating apps ‘cause I just don’t know what the fucking do and they’re terrible and the dating pool on there is terrible but I stick around ‘cause you just never know when I’m gonna get lucky.”
[2/4]
She really needs to stop the quirky zooming in into her eyes.

No. 1928669

File: 1700014794938.mp4 (15.38 MB, 720x1280, 3.mp4)

>>1928667
“‘Cause despite a false hope incident a couple of months ago. I’m not going to meet a guy in an antique store. Um, that almost (?) happened twice, almost…That, that story still makes me so sad, I really thought when that guy walked up to me, I was like “hell yeah! I just met my person in an antique store! It’s going to be amazing!” But no, no, he didn’t give a shit [laughs] he took me out one date and then, pretty much never talked to me again. So, fuck him! Um, yeah, I don’t know! Where do you meet people that share your niche? ‘Cause I’ve tried being out just being out in my niche and nobody talks to me or I don’t run into people and I think that’s the other problem, is that my niches are very isolating. I’m into antique stores, you know? I’m into battlefields, a battlefield is pretty big. I’m into cemeteries, they’re just filled with dead people, nobody goes there.”
[3/4]
> niche niche niche niche

No. 1928671

>>1928669
“But I don’t want to go to a bar, I wouldn’t know what to do at a bar and I just don’t think I’m going to meet my soulmate at a fucking bar, like, I just don’t. Um, and I don’t know, it’s hard to connect with people online too. So, this is where I’m at. I’ve been here almost two years [sigh] I’ve had a few terrible relationships that I met on dating apps, just went horrible, horrific. Met one guy at a paranormal convention and this guy asked if he can call me a sped, that’s a special needs person, during sex. This is the kind of men that are out here. Please pray, just pray for me, that’s all I’m going to ask if you sat through this rant, just sent a prayer that maybe things could be different soon. Thank you. I love you. God bless, take care of yourselves.”
>>1928639 is [4/4]
Yes, I believe her. Why? Because men. I also think Nonas here give way too much credit to these men she dates.

No. 1928673

>>1928639
The actual sped looking dude she dated called her a sped during sex? That’s fucking hilarious

No. 1928677

File: 1700015870807.jpeg (1.8 MB, 3456x2048, Groundhog Day.JPEG)

She’s shopping again. I wish Heather realised she needs help and is stuck in a hell of her own making. She makes these grand plans for herself only to break them and feel worse. She then spirals and goes back to making promises to herself that she will not keep and again, feel worse. And on and on she goes, doing the same thing expecting a different result. It’s maddening.

No. 1928687

>>1928671
I'm cackling that it's actually 'sped' and not retard or whatever. If it really happened, it would be wild. She does have the perfect sped voice tho.

No. 1928855

>>1928214
> history nerd?
New personality just dropped!
She admitted like two weeks ago that she can't even stand watching a feature film about her most favorite and spookiest place in the world (Gettysburg), much less a documentary about it. Imagine her trying to read a book about it (there are… many).

No. 1928882

>>1928671
>Met one guy at a paranormal convention and this guy asked if he can call me a sped, that’s a special needs person, during sex.
Haha holy shit? Like in a fetish way or just a retarded (ironically) way to do dirty talk like >>1928649
Dating apps definitely have the worst men on there so I don't doubt things are as bad as she says (or worse even) but I think nonnas are just praying for something to work out so she gets off this merry go round.

No. 1928884

>>1928882
speculation below:
(and by fetish I mean…is he someone who intentionally wants to fuck disabled people? Like that is what that suggests to me, some men like the lack of control. If it's that then he was a very fucked up individual/has been watching some very weird porn.)

No. 1928945

>>1928882
Which Ryan is this even? Didn't she meet axeRyan at a paranormal con? We already know he liked edgy racist boomer humor so it doesn't seem like a reach he'd call her a sped in bed. She sure does know how to pick em.

No. 1928963

>>1928639
what kind of man wants to call a woman a sped in bed and also asks permission before doing so? so strange.

No. 1928971

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Literally what are you talking about. Not wanting a polyamorous relationship is completely normal.

No. 1928973

>>1928971
"get hate" from who?

No. 1928978

>>1928963
Knowing the way she lies and edits stories, I can see this unfolding in a different way. Like she was complaining about all of her haters, "they even called me a sped." "What's a sped", she explains it to him, "oh that's funny can I call you that in bed." Or what if that's not it at all and he was just trying to be polite kek, like "can I call you sped in bed or do you prefer another word for it".

No. 1928996

>>1928687
My first reaction was to assume they were in bed and she said something in the throes of passion, like
> TELL ME YOU LOVE MY HOBBIES
and he laughed and called her a sped. But… more likely she was rawdogging some moid she just met off a dating app, as is usual, and he acted like… a moid she just met off a dating app.

No. 1929011

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Here is where she thinks the hate is coming from. 1/2

No. 1929012

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No. 1929026

>>1929014
This weird moid trying to push Heather to go poly is worse than her. How annoying. Idk how she has all the time in the world for the most irritating scrotes.

No. 1929049

>>1929011
The way men talk about women as cars and about essentially settling for whatever they deem is a shitty selection available to them, romance is not dead(!)
Imagine being the girlfriend of this dude comparing you to an old beat up car when he wants a porsche.
>>1929014
>At least one partner already
Please, men struggle to get even one and are very open about that. Poly dudes stay deluded. Heather should put these idiots on blast instead of vagueposting about them. >>1928971
You know this guy is delulu when Heather seems like the sane, reasonable one in the interaction.

No. 1929058

>>1929026
Um I don't see anything saying he's pushing her to be poly. I get where he comes from the metaphor us dumb tho. He's calling her out on her bs. She does set impossible standards and she does constantly say she goes on dates but complains about not going in dates.

No. 1929065

>>1929049
I agree with you nonnies but I also find her bashing on poly relationships extremely rich when she supposedly BEGGED Ryan Z to be in one with her. I don’t know if that little tidbit ever made it into the threads, but I remember hearing it years ago from a friend that knew him while everything was going down. I guess she begged him to be with her and told him she didn’t care if he slept with other girls, but that she would be loyal to him. Idk if it’s true or not, but I wouldn’t put it past her with how creepily obsessed she was with him. And I guess it shows a minuscule amount of growth that she’s no longer that desperate?

No. 1929074

>>1929011
>>1929012
>>1929014
This man seems like a cow, could someone look into his Facebook page?

No. 1929078

>>1928971
Bisexual icon Heather can't imagine a scenario where she's into both partners. What a shock!

No. 1929096

>>1929058

He says she could find someone neurodivergent and with similar tastes in the same poly groups him and his "nesting partner" (NP) frequent(sage)

No. 1929110

>>1929058
> most guys that are what you're looking for have at least one partner already. Either broaden what you're looking for or date someone that's poly
> Even outside of those groups, when I see a someone openly into those sorts of things, they're looking to add a partner, not find one they are lacking
You need to read it again then, he clearly is saying the people who might share her hobbies already have at least one partner and he is heavily implying she needs to “deal”. I get people dislike her and she is basically looking for a clone of herself but there’s no other way to read what this man is saying. Also, let’s not pretend she’s the first woman to be asked to compromise what she wants, which is obviously a monogamous relationship, for “love” with a degenerate.
>>1929078
Bisexuality ≠ polyamory.

No. 1929113

>>1929110
He's being a creep and saying she needs to accept a poly relationship definitely. But if you remove the poly side of it he's also just saying her standards are too high (true) and she's superficial (true, even in her hobbies).
Funny how he's kind of making himself look bad by saying anyone that is in their community is going to be a loser in a poly relationship.

No. 1929115

>>1929113
Samefag but if he just left out the gross poly stuff this would be the most accurate thing anyone has ever said to Heather's face and publicly. He wrecked it.

No. 1929122

>>1929115
But that’s the thing, he’s not telling her that to help her, it’s obvious he has an agenda.

No. 1929124

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I think the most annoying part is how she thinks she’s special and unique for not want poly.

No. 1929125

>>1929122
For sure. But he's not wrong when he's not being an absolute creep. I wish he wasn't trying to "convert" her while he spits the truth

No. 1929126

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No. 1929128

>>1929126
Oh my god, you aren't special, heather! The amount of men she just named is more than most date in 5 years. She's been out there how long? I felt like that "calculating" meme reading that

No. 1929129

>>1929110
Samefag, Yea no that post I missed mb. But he hits it on the head saying how she is over complicated but because of how creepy he is and how it came off she's only going to pinpoint on the poly part and continue to state that there's nothing wrong with her. There is and she needs help and it's been this way for how long? She's never going to do it but it'll keep brining in milk and showing all of us what a terrible person she is.

No. 1929130

>>1929124
wait, is this the first time she’s accused LurchRyan of being abusive?

No. 1929131

>>1929130
I think so. Shes on a role calling out her exes the past 24 hours huh.

No. 1929138

>>1929130
In her eyes everyone but her is abusive

No. 1929142

File: 1700093595845.mp4 (13.67 MB, 720x1280, based.mp4)

She's not wrong.

No. 1929151

>>1929142
No it's not. it's not for everyone yes but it is not misogynistic. I legit see girls dating girls while the guy doesn't date anyone. Each relationship is different and sets up different types of rules. And again it's not for everyone and putting it down just because you lack knowledge really shows how dense she is and anyone who is agreeing with her.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1929154

>>1928971
holy shit I thought I was reading a PT rant for a second

No. 1929155

>>1929142
>not backing down
Girl just block him? Do you even know this scrote who made this comment to you? You don’t have to listen to him…

No. 1929156

>>1929151
I think you're on the wrong site.

No. 1929166

>>1929110
That's a stretch, I didn't say that at all? The point I'm making is that, while she claims to be bi, her stories make it obvious that she in no way considers that she and the hypothetical woman in the couple would have any kind of relationship. She puts emphasis on having to share a man she likes with another woman, never that she might have to share a woman she likes with a man. Further proof that she only says she's bisexual for attention.
>>1929130
She's talking about BRyan. She and Lurch were together for three months, not five weeks.

No. 1929224

>>1928664
>The confederates walked in front of my house, that’s the whole reason I’m here
I guess she's racist

No. 1929226

>>1929166
heather might be """bi""" but that means nothing when she chooses not to treat a relationship with another woman as a possibility. on the other hand, it's not like heather's idea of her ideal relationship with a man is at all grounded in reality…

No. 1929242


No. 1929252

>>1929224
Central PA fag here, most people either union or confederate weren’t fighting because of slavery, 1% of the nation owned slaves at that time and it almost certainly wasn’t the young infantrymen who lost their lives on both sides. Just like most wars the government is able to mobilize people to do their bidding. We’re most Germans in WWI passionate about Franz Ferdinand or were they told it was their duty to protect the Fatherland. To say that normal everyday people were all vehement racists even all the way up here in PA is kinda a far cry…just gotta say. Most people who fly the confederate flag in these parts are doing so because that’s who their great great grandpa fought for, it’s almost like fucking football teams here I swear.

No. 1929265

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I feel like I’m getting pranked every time she posts a hair “transformation” literally what changed

No. 1929267

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>>1929265
Not a big difference at all.

No. 1929276

>>1929252
Yeah flying the confederate flag is exactly like flying an eagles flag. Thanks for enlightening us.

No. 1929277

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No. 1929290

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1/3 being a femcel, insulting people for things she did in her own past, and just being unhinged. Appreciate if someone could post them all

No. 1929291

File: 1700117194106.mp4 (7.47 MB, 720x1280, omfg.mp4)

2/3

No. 1929295

File: 1700117438319.mp4 (16.5 MB, 720x1280, requirements.mp4)

3/3

No. 1929353

File: 1700127822340.mp4 (11.38 MB, 720x1280, Poly dude roast 1-1.mp4)

>>1929290
Heather is getting funny, I'm starting to like her. This roasting of the poly dude is so good kek.
This is the first one.

No. 1929354

File: 1700127979020.mp4 (9.82 MB, 720x1280, Dating for marriage 2-1.mp4)

>>1929353
Second one, she specifies she is dating for marriage and kids. Idk if she's specified this so clearly before?

No. 1929355

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No. 1929356

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>>1929355
The two after this are the ones anon posted already

No. 1929359

>>1929276
Ntayrt but live in a civil war town. Nona actually did a good job of explaining local ancestral mentality towards flags in a civil war town.

No. 1929360

>>1929291
This one "where's all the bitches" is so good kek.

No. 1929408

>>1929265
This bitch is the Queen of Delulu Land. Doesn't she get a haircut and dye job every other month.

No. 1929411

>>1929276
I mean if you’ve ever been here…yeah…it actually is exactly like that, often you WILL see a confederate flag flying alongside a Ravens or Steelers flag, no joke. Most people in towns like Gettysburg or Shippensburg or Chambersburg are townies who love sports and that’s their whole personality.

No. 1929416

>>1929353
>I don't take life advice from weeaboos
>Something goes wrong when you start consuming anime and large amounts of processed foods
>It does something to the brain
>If there spooky guys are in polyamorous groups, they can fucking stay there
Kek Heather so based

No. 1929417

>>1929265
I wish she would stop bleaching her hair, she would look a million times better with something darker. The blonde washes her out so much.

No. 1929422

>>1929353
She's so close to understanding these men won't ever value her. I hope she goes and gets herself some bitches (friends to explore with) to show off. Taylor Swift Girl Gang era next instead of another Ryan

No. 1929437

Sage for no milk, but do "goth" men have a bad reputation? If Heather went for a "normie" type of Ryan, would she have more luck?

No. 1929573

>>1929295
When did she start talking like "catch a vibe" "get it twisted"? Is she mirroring some dude again? Jugalette nona you might just get your wish.
>>1929422
Won't happen, Heather hates women and sees them as competition.

No. 1929669

>>1929422
>these men won't value her
It's absurd to me that she's supposedly so anti-hookup culture given her reputation for hooking up with her dating app ryans so quickly. Like I get that she thinks she can bait them into a long term relationship with easy sex, but moids will be moids.

>>1929437
Genuine goth men are rare these days and a lot of the ones into it for the aesthetics are just doing so for the attention. A lot of slutty or narc men in the scene, but also Heather doesn't really interact with any actual goth communities? Most of those men wouldn't really be into her anxious church mom aesthetic either, even if she's "easy". She's better off with these generic autistic normie ryans with special interests adjacent to hers, but she's too bpd to not blow up and sabotage any of her more reasonable Ryan relationships.

No. 1929765

>>1929669
She doesn’t listen to any music besides Taylor Swift. Anons say she’s BPD because she fleeced plants and clocks and owls and other personality traits from Ryans but her unwillingness to listen to or even just pretend to like literally any other music in order to unlock potential pop punk metal goth emo boys is impressively pigheaded.

No. 1930147

>>1929765
I think it’s just that she’s so insanely self-centered and thinks she’s literally the spooky version of Taylor Swift, and she can’t really project onto a little pop punk emo manlet like that. I don’t even think she likes Taylor Swift tbh.

No. 1930250

>>1930147
That’s almost all she ever posts except at he two Type O songs she’s aware of. Taylor Swift is basically the most commercially digestible music, Swifties are fucking obnoxious acting like she is the songbird of our century. She is talentless. I cannot believe I am seeing someone gatekeep that ear rape.

No. 1930268

File: 1700270985319.mp4 (16.38 MB, 720x1280, history.mp4)

How about you learn about the history you pretend to enjoy? Go up to him and ask him about your research. She's so vain omg.

No. 1930407

if Heather got into the Coheed and Cambria circuit she would have her pick of ugly codependent men with tattoos. Then she wouldn't even have to act like she enjoys music because it's all about the goth space opera or whatever.

No. 1930436

>>1930268
Ooo I really hope she dates one of these dudes. Then she will try to join the reactment community and then a month later say " the civil war reactment community hates me!!! I don't fit in! I thought these people would accept me for the love of history but all they care about is getting in my pants!!"

No. 1930448

>>1930268
I have never met a human being as man hungry holy wow

No. 1930502

>>1930407
Yeah but, most of those men are fat, bearded, and in their 40s, and Heather likes twinks. I've been to way too many Coheed shows

No. 1930527

>>1929012

"But that's the thing, I'm not setting impossible standards" - says the lunatic who has impossible standards. MUST BE SPOOPY, MUST LOVE EVERYTHING I PRETEND TO LOVE, MUST NOT HAVE FRIENDS OR HOBBIES OUTSIDE OF ME

No. 1930538

>>1929416
I love her for this lmfao

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No. 1930819

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No. 1930821

>>1930816
Fucking pathetic. The Ryan story she made up a few weeks ago is her exact description of her expectations in reality. That some “cute boy” - barf - will find her so beautiful and intriguing that he can’t help himself, he just had to approach her. Then they latch onto each other, telling each other “anything and everything” (with nothing specific mentioned), going off into the battlefield sunset. I can’t even imagine working with this dumb bitch let alone dating her.

No. 1930886

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>>1930817
She reminds me of this image while she’s trying to pretend she had a great time.

No. 1930889

>>1930816
So instead of engaging with anyone, she stood around trying to look cute hoping someone would approach her. Like a confederate hallmark movie or some shit.

No. 1930895

>>1930813
is she actually having a moment of self-awareness that her place looks like a grandma palace, or is she being unironic? because that fussy, hoarded dust farm looks like a bonerkiller

No. 1931000

>>1930813
Why does she keep all of her antiques in her bedroom? Why doesn't she display it throughout them throughout her house?

No. 1931010

>>1930817
it's amazing how she can start crying on the spot if it looks "nice" on video and the way she staged her hair to look somehow messy is so insane. And what is she talking about? Lonely? She had more dates, more casual sex, more interactions with "friends" than many people her age have. Only because those people don't sit in her room, silently watching what she is doing all day, doesn't mean they don't care. Friendships mean that you aren't the main character 24/7, but how should she know that, it's all about her and it all has to be about her.

No. 1931011

Heather is the epitome of a consumer, it doesn’t matter she isn’t buying massed produced shit like Funko Pops, her entire personality is her collection of antiques. She talks about it constantly as an extension of herself but it’s not like she even cares about any of it. It’s just her shield from having to have an actual personality.

No wonder she can’t keep a guy around, it’s not her stuff, it’s HER. I can 100% guarantee no dude actually cares about her “haunted relics” they just cannot stand how lifeless and boring she is. Won’t read, listen to music, watch a movie, DO ANYTHING but collect more useless shit that quite literally just sits and rots on a shelf. She doesn’t even get know the backstory of anything she buys, it’s just “buy it, display it, I’m so spooky and misunderstood”. Dead people’s possessions aren’t spooky. Central PA is chock FULL of antique malls and shops and it’s a quite popular hobby for people. She can’t even start a store to resell, she never follows through.

Trying so hard to not A-log rn, my god.

No. 1931044

>>1931011
I'm not sure how to put this, but you know those people who are famous for being terrible singers or artists but thought they were brilliant? Heather is like that, except she imagines she's interesting, fascinating, a unique and magical person. She's maybe the most shallow person on this board and I would point out we have threads dedicated to people who obsessively manipulate their own photographs.
I guess when you have a total disinterest in how anyone else feels, you become the most interesting person you know.

No. 1931055

>>1931011
It doesn't matter if you don't own a TV but it is odd these days. I dont think I've ever seen a TV in her house. But that might be how she poses photos. Nitpick, I know. She consumes so many items and so little information

No. 1931059

>>1931055
I mean she doesn’t even have hobbies outside of shopping. She rarely goes and takes photos anymore, she doesn’t do anything outside of her “spooky stuff” like baking or doing art or anything that would give her insight outside of taking pictures on antiques in stores she’s shopping in. Not having a TV is rare for sure but I don’t think it’s a red flag, it’s more that she makes not consuming ANY media (music included) a personality quirk like it’s so cool while simultaneously having no personality to speak of. At least the people I’ve met who don’t watch TV have very rich lives, like being into camping or doing crafting, she just sits in her house and scrolls.

No. 1931120

>>1929353
i love this genuinely. she does a charming deadpan little roast

No. 1931331

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The desperation is real

No. 1931401

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So she's claimed to love many since but I guess this was the true one. Anyone know who?

No. 1931403

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Also this entire post is her spinning around and showing off her killstar outfit.

No. 1931425

>>1931010
It does seem like she’s fake crying. I don’t think there was a genuine moment or sincere emotion in this monologue so what was the point in posting it?

No. 1931479

>>1931401
99.99% sure it's Damian. A man who is now married to a very pretty woman.

No. 1931511

>>1931000
That is the living room, when she first moved in, she could hear her neighbors fighting through the bedroom wall and hated it so she moved her bed into the living room area. What she does with that room now is anyone’s guess.

No. 1931514

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>>1931403
damian

No. 1931553

>>1931331
95% of the time I don’t actually see anything wrong with Heather’s dating app screenshots, but kinda siding with her on this one. Why like and message if you’re just going to say “sorry, the distance is a dealbreaker.” What’s the point in messaging that to a match? Or am I missing something lel?

No. 1931575

>>1931553
moids usually are angling for sexting or video sex stuff when they are “oh boo hoo you’re so far away”

No. 1931629

>>1931403
>I've learned the lessons
What lessons would those be? She has such a precise cycle of spiraling that she has 15 lolcow threads about it. She hasn't changed a thing, and she really needs to stop saying she's "haunted" by things. I know she thinks it sounds romantic and beautiful but it's just her normal over-the-top reaction to a minor life event.

No. 1931721

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Yeah she fucked that one up. But fawning over a guy that's married with a baby on the way is freaking weird!

No. 1931767

>>1931721
>You are the only man alive who deserves me
Whoa.

No. 1931788

>>1931721
Dodged a bullet he did. His wife is way prettier. Hagthers stuck in blaming everyone for everything going wrong in her life instead of realizing shes the crazy person who's running everything for herself.

No. 1931831

File: 1700616097962.mp4 (2.24 MB, 720x1280, rammstein.mp4)

I don't try to gatekeep but, my god, this woman does not enjoy rammstein. Wtf is this

No. 1931852

>>1931401
She also said that ClayRyan was the last time she was really in love as well. She has never loved anyone.

No. 1931854

>>1931831
It's been a trending song on tiktok for the past few months. That is probably the only reason she has heard it.

No. 1932005

>>1931831
She’s disgustingly obsessed with herself. Nobody is going to get sucked in by her hair petting and knick knacks, but she really thinks doing things like this are going to make some loser Ryan’s eyes pop out with lust.

No. 1932011

>>1931854
Ahhh, didn't know that. Thanks

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No. 1932866

>>1932734
Soulmate already. Run, Ryan.

No. 1932919

>>1932734
Excited for further details.

No. 1933050

>>1932734
Don’t keep us in suspense-how’d he win you over??

No. 1933052

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>>1932734

This is the only update so far.

No. 1933070

>>1933052
she's curious to see where it goes, meanwhile we all already know the exact way it will go down

No. 1933071

>>1933052
Maybe it’s a chick.

No. 1933087

>>1933071
It's 1000% not a chick.

No. 1933295

>>1933052
please Santa make it be a romance scammer

No. 1933352

>>1933052
>>Someone who is exactly like me

Well, she did basically just want to date herself with a dick, so who knows - maybe it is her soulmate after all.

No. 1933943

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She said they are going out in person in a few days.

No. 1933953

>>1933943
Here she goes again saying things no one has said. Blaming everyone and I guarantee she played that line during her "8hr" conversation. I doubt it was 8 hrs no one has the time. I guarantee you guys he did all this to get laid because of how easy she is and then she's gunna cry about it like always and pick one thing he was interested in and start collecting it and acting like she loved that thing before anyone ever

No. 1933955

>>1933953
taking bets for what newryans special interest is gonna be. so far we've had plants, trains, clocks, photography, metal music, and i'm missing a few i'm sure… i'm going to go with metal detecting for this one.

No. 1933977

>>1933955
I like your metal detecting idea. I’m gonna go with rocks/geology or weapons. Antique weapons ofc. And I’ll give this new Ryan a week or two tops

No. 1934040

>>1933955
I hope he collects vintage dolls.

No. 1934054

>>1933955
Owls, which Ryan was that? Lurch, or the guy right before him?

No. 1934061

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Here is a little more detail. Sounds like they will hoard together.

No. 1934129

>>1934054
I’m fairly positive it was Lurch aka BloodRyan. With there being so many, the Ryan’s special interests have all kinda morphed together in my mind

No. 1934139

>>1933943
She's found EXACTLY what she always dreamed of and hasn't even met him.

No. 1934228

>>1933977
she already had a weapons ryan, that one with the bad neck tattoos did weird quick draw competitions.

>>1934054
>>1934129
Pretty sure it was Lurch. He collected owls and she bought him an owl figure and he gifted her a polaroid with his blood smeared on it on their first date or something? I remember him being called BloodRyan sometimes because of it.

No. 1934443

>>1933943
Heather seems be one of those people who seems ok online and on the phone but then has some sort of inexplicable vibe in person, like a body language thing, that is an immediate turnoff and I'm always wondering what it might be

No. 1934447

>>1934443
This, I wonder if her body movements and language are overly dramatic like most autistics. Like it feels like it’s rehearsed in their head several times. She probably seems like a fever dream of a person

No. 1934470

>>1934443
>>1934447
Thinking of the cemetery date she went on where she was just dance-jogging in a circle. You guys can't be too far off.

No. 1934525

>>1934443
When you put it that way, the first thing that comes to mind is autism. Not "diagnosing" her, I was just thinking.

No. 1934649

>>1934470
And when she went to that place at/outside Gettysburg where she found the labyrinth walking path and ran around it in circles calling it a maze. Filming herself running while the Ryan of the hour stood in the background (questioning his life choices?).

No. 1934662

>>1934443
She's taken probably 1000 selfies with her head tilted at exactly the same angle and then occasionally you get a candid like >>1903840 so I don't find this hard to believe at all. It's not just the vibe, what we see here includes a lot of deleted posts where the crazy leaks out or she realizes she shot past the angle.
But it is also the vibe! because I imagine the date is talking about herself 99% of the time and setting up selfies and rambling about haters who don't want her to be goff because they were jealous of her toys, or something. That will vibe with two kinds of moids: doormats and sociopaths, and I guess also the ones that will just zone out…

No. 1934665

>>1934443
Terrifying intensity, zero chill, and palpable desperation

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(?)

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Oh my.

No. 1935211

>>1935198
Countdown to her dropping the L word. My money is on this weekend at the latest.

No. 1935242

>>1935198
First week in January she will be single again. Many people don't want to be "alone" over the holidays and therefore I think that guy will endure some pain for the next 5 weeks and one of them will dump the other in January, kek.

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New Ryan just dropped

No. 1935308

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And she’s already being weird on Instagram about it

>I would die everyday waaaiting for youuu

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Yikes.

No. 1935318

>>1935308
>>1935316
I'm surprised there isn't a moid-run website with a thread about Heather from a "people to avoid on dating apps" angle. It's kind of fun watching the spiral but she really has no clue how creepy and immature her behavior is, and that's just scary. If it's true that he's starting his own museum, that probably takes up a lot of his time. She's never going to have the patience for someone who isn't 100% focused on her. I give it two weeks tops.

No. 1935323

>>1935306
Ugly as usual! I guess they're in the same league, though.
>>1935211
I bet she's already said it, honestly. I wonder how this guy is responding to her. Have we seen comparable enthusiasm from any of them besides Lurch?

No. 1935324

>>1935306
Is she naked?! Kek

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No. 1935329

>>1933052
Did the manifestation of those stories "I am the type of guy I'm looking for" work >>1929291
>>1933943
8 hours is crazy for someone you just met, she always lovebombs these dudes
>>1934649
Yeah her body language is definitely off in person, she's just in her own world running around and picking up stones and shit
>>1935198
>I am no longer single
is heather code for we smashed on the first date and I made him swear undying loyalty afterwards like a girl in a thriller movie
>>1935306
Ohh he looks creepy, I think this one will last a few months since he will reverse-stalk her. It's so weird how she lovebombs them and they lovebomb her and she falls for it everytime even though she was also lovebombing?
Sociopath moids are known to mirror you and act like your soulmate, so maybe she has finally found the sociopath moid that she is incredibly vulnerable to and has always been playing into the hands of. (and has somehow been lucky enough to avoid up until now)

No. 1935338

>>1935306
I'm in central PA and always hoping for her to get with someone I knew or went to school with or something, but haven't recognized any of these dweebs. Heather is my favorite cow and I would love some one degree milk so I'm disappointed every time.
This one looks older than the last few

No. 1935341

>>1935306
He has the pouchy discolored butthole eyes of a 47 year old alcoholic so maybe this love-thats-the-love-that-always-was will actually survive the holidays. I'm cautiously optimistic.

But blech on her pathological desire to post these post-coital trophy shots. Now I need a drink too. Cheers to SaucedRyan.

No. 1935342

>>1935324
She’s totally flexing that she already slept with him, gross

No. 1935357

>>1935306
This could literally be the poster of a horror film. Heather's doe-eyed "I'm so in love!" face with him looking sinister behind her…yikes

No. 1935369

I hope we get a new thread before this condensed milk turns into evaporated!



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