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No. 1878489
AKA Heather Sparkles / Heather Michelle / Heather Explores / Kitty Ravage
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>>1834322IG: @haunted_butterfly
@graydayscurio (online shop, still to take off)
@heather_explores (old account)
TT: @heather_explores
YT: heatherexplores19
Heather Steeles is a 33-year-old former retro toy collector/Fairy Kei fashion Youtuber reincarnated as a self-proclaimed spooky Victorian summer goth nice girl on an eternal quest for the Ryan of her otherworldly dreams. Her persecution complex, constant negativity, obsession with her "influencer" status on social media, and frantic love-bombing behavior shows no signs of slowing down.
All the “Ryans” in order:
>Ryan 1: Motivational Youtuber. Heather latched onto him and he apparently tried to help the dysfunctional couple by suggesting Heather seek therapy. Eventually they both threw him to the dogs.>Ryan 2: Ryan Z. Urbex’er whom Heather latched onto and physically stalked several times by using other people for rides. Met up again Oct 2019, Heather posted some cutesy things, and in less than a day those posts were removed and she put him on blast.>Ryan 3: Short-lived gamer boy met through Tinder.>Damian: On-off Urbex boyfriend. Eventually put him on blast after their 500th breakup.>Ryan 4: Craig. Graveyard photographer Heather briefly dated, but they appear to still be friends.>Ryan 5: Clay. Ex-boyfriend who broke up with her because she was negative. Tried to lure him back by being negative on her instagram stories. >Ryan 6: ChaseRyan. Dated for like 2 weeks LDR and were supposed to meet IRL but he changed his mind after he realised she’s batshit. >Ryan 7: Femryan. Stated dating the second time they met irl. After multiple breakups, Heather decided to end things for good because he wanted to go to a party on Halloween instead of going to the cemetery like all of their other dates.>Ryan 8: ChaseRyan round 2. They finally met in person but he was also seeing someone else and ultimately chose her instead.>Ryan 9: CharmRyan/GhostRyan. He got the measure of Hag pretty quick, and confessed to ghosting her cause she was still using Tinder and living her life on social media.>Ryan 10: BomberRyan, which sparked and fizzled within a week. >>1186214>Ryan 11: OldRyan, ryanectomy performed in less than 48 hours of this one being on the scene. >Ryan 12: Revengeryan / Ryanhumrevenge -@Rumhamrevenge, older alt photographer who's been hanging out with Heather. Not a true ryan because he's not a spoopy boy she wants to fuck, but comes in and out of the picture like the other ryans. Their relationship is weird and they've shared hotel rooms, but Heather doesn’t think he's a keeper for some reason. >>1288115, >>1288582, >>1289256>Ryan 13: PapeRyan. An old friend who she lost touch with ‘because of muh stalkers’. 13, unlucky for some, certainly unlucky for him. It seemed like she had finally found a decent match but it lasted mere weeks, Hag blaming their break up on his religious beliefs.>Ryan 14: BloodRyan aka Lurch. Heather met her match with this one- just as impulsive, insane, childish and melodramatic as she is. He promised the world, but after she quit her job and moved cities to be with him, he booted her out of his home after only a week…is he to blame? Is she? Heather claims the split was due to her plant collecting hobby, which Lurch was jealous of. >Ryan 15: BrianRyan aka BRyan. After an initial pre-Christmas date, Hag was sneaking pics and declaring love for this new Ryan. Off-the-peg forest and sigil tattoos, painted nails, thinning hair and 2012 piercings. Heather refers to him as a "psycho" and claims she was too caught up in physical attraction to recognize his "toxic behavior.">Ryan 16: ClockRyan. A resident of Long Island who she met over an app when he was visiting her area. She fell immediately in "love" and followed him back home, visiting NY with him over a weekend. He broke it off after about a week, apparently due to getting back with his ex.>Ryan 17: BabyRyan. Met him on some dating app and he lived 2 hours away. Calls him her "baby boy." Dates him for a few weeks at most and manages to pull off a pregnancy scare in that time. BabyRyan breaks it off in response to the "accidental" scare.>Ryan 18: AxeRyan. Heather matched with him on an app a year ago and forgot about him. She then matched with him again but offline about a month ago by attending the same spooky paranormal convention. He's a "Certified Paranormal Investigator" and is completely smitten by our summer goth princess. In the last thread:
>Makes friends at Paracon >>1834391>Complains about being sooooo isolated >>1835011>Pride Month Advocate of the Year >>1835063>Stupid handsome ClockRyan completely shattered her heart >>1835836>Triggered by ClockRyan >>1836232>Never talking about ClockRyan again by making a flurry of IG stories about him >>1836365, >>1836367, >>1836370, >>1836371, >>1836375, >>1836379, >>1836380>Sharing her ClockRyan shrine progress >>1837152>Our Victorian queen reminisces on ClockRyan's first red flag >>1837215>"I'm so depressed, I'm gonna die alone. No one wants me because of my extreme alternative lifestyle." Yes, the extreme alternative lifestyle of going to Gettysburg, paranormal stuff, and antiquing while dressed in potato sacks. >>1837588, >>1837698 >Potato sack cosplay >>1837798 >Cries some more over ClockRyan >>1838515>Still haunted by ClockRyan >>1838800>Is "getting past the breakup situation" >>1839187>Good riddance to Heather, ClockRyan finally blocks her >>839442>A milky visit from ClockRyan's friend, Traffic Cone who was alerted to this thread by no other than ClockRyan himself >>1839490, >>1839490 >Heather finally moves on and gets herself a new date >>1840248>Glad to be dumped by ClockRyan because the new date is a real keeper! >>1840769>RealKeeper calls it quits after 1 date >>1840912>"I'm always alone." >>1841623>A wild NormieRyan appears!? >>1845488>Etsy era forthcoming? >>1845492>BabyRyan makes his debut with Heather recreating a photo she previously took with ClockRyan >>1848354>Heather loves BabyRyan! >>1849633>Submersible expert rescues us with her very important thoughts on the Titan tragedy >>1852023>"I'm not crazy, I'm Heather, just accept it." >>1853227>From BabyRyan to BabyDaddyRyan! Heather's pregnancy scare saga >>1853831>Oops, bad news, turns out she just forgot when she has her period >>1855583>BabyRyan escapes before there are any babies. Heather overshares about never using condoms with him >>1856546>FYI I'm Single (Again) Era >>1856902, >>1857019, >>1857021>Visits GhostRyan (RIP) >>1857130> Overshares about the BabyRyan breakup and her pregnancy scare (again) >>1860756 >>1860757>Summer goth >>1863316>Goes to an event so spooky that she seemed to manage to make friends >>1865929>"I promise I'm actually A very nice girl" >>1865932>Taphophile community is taking away her Ryans >>1869486>GooberGang era and AxeRyan teaser >>1872863>Facebook AND lock-of-hair official with AxeRyan >>1873521, >>1875315>Heather reflects on her fateful in-person meeting with AxeRyan by admitting that she originally passed on him online a year ago >>1875847>Complains about losing "so many followers" when she literally only loses 5 followers >>1875847, >>1876938 No. 1878490
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It's almost like someone took an axe to her bumper. Wonder what she managed to hit.
No. 1878599
Thanks for the thread nonna, the recap is superb!
>>1878490>he's coming up with a plan to repair thisThis is really her ideal Ryan. She doesn't have to do a fucking thing, just fall asleep on the floor eating frozen junk food while everyone else does all the work.
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I don’t think she’s into this current dude at all. A few days ago she was filming and quickly turned the camera away from him - different than how she tries to flaunt the other dudes
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>>1878735>>1879424Well, they've already lasted nearly 2 weeks of being reciprocally Facebook-official with our friendless Heather meeting AxeRyan's GooberGang friends early on. Looks like none of this raised any red flags given that AxeRyan STILL wants to spend the entire upcoming weekend with her. I agree that they seem perfect for each other. I hope she keeps him with a spooky baby announcement.
No. 1879583
>>1879551This is coded as "I don't find him attractive but he gives me the attention I want".
She also hasn't said "I love you" publicly either.
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>>1879583She's already making it sound like she could never find herself a boyfriend before him.
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Heather should date this guy if the current Ryan fails.
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>>1879602I like how she always sounds like she's giving a reflective interview about a man she met on a reality show where she conveniently retells her backstory every time she speaks for exposition and soundbyte purposes, she is definitely running her own one-woman dating show via Instagram
Also the sticker right over his face kek
No. 1879736
>>1879667I agree LurchRyan was ugly. There's just a tone to Heather's posts about this guy that lacks the usual crazy obsession she usually expresses.
>>1879602But this is making me think I was too soon to judge lol
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>>1879726Now she's not just retelling the story but also sneakily changing the details of how they initially met. First she said they matched on a "dating app" but now it's just some fateful Facebook connection stemming from her need for friends and totally not from her obsession with finding a new Ryan.
>>1880011Tbh this event would've been the perfect time for AxeRyan to swoop in as her saviour from heartbreak.
>>1880058>>1880064Sounds like Facebook Dating was one of the last few places she could go to. I don't know how it works but I would assume her updated relationship status might not be a very good sell in a slim-to-none remaining pool of Ryans. At the same time, the fact that Heather's photo from their seemingly meaningful in-person encounter only includes herself does not bode well for this Ryan or Halloween nona. She's working overtime to convince herself why she's with him instead of the regular love-bombing.
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>>1880943Agreed. I was rooting for them at the start but now she's been posting a lot of stories from going antiquing this weekend, all without managing to mention AxeRyan. Not only is he her willing photographer, he's also the one driving her around and enabling one of her favourite hobbies. The fact that she's more excited to post about materialistic things and herself instead of her catch of a relationship does make it seem like she's already either bored of him or thinks he's ugly.
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>>1881200what is his channel name?
AxeRyan made a small appearance in her instastories. pic rel kek.
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She posts way more about him and their adventures on Facebook.
No. 1881588
>>1881578>ate together in my car>spoiled like thiswhy would you eat in your car and think that this is anything close to being spoiled? If all the stuff she has written so far about AxeRyan is true, she should keep him. I'm on board with nonas idea
>>1881407 that he just doesn't like to be on display all the time and therefore there are little pictures of them together. And she will love for him being around and taking all the pictures of her, giving her all the attention she always wanted. I wouldn't even say that he is more ugly than she is, for me, they fit together perfectly and I hope we have some weeks without her "I'm so alone, everyone hates me, everyone wants to destroy my life" bullshit.
No. 1881598
>>1881578Ah this is cute
>>1881588She spends a lot of time in her car, eating, crying etc so it's him joining her in her habit basically.
So glad she finally has a guy to match her level of neediness, I think a lot of the BPD spiraling we see is because she gets anxious and lets her feelings snowball, he seems to be able to keep that in check by basically attending to her needs in a way where she doesn't end up anxious/thirstposting/attentionseeking/showing off/mad declarations and so on. This might actually last.
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Has she always claimed to have ADHD? I don't recall hearing that before.
No. 1883220
>>1883207Cant wait to see Heather in 10 years, on an episode of hoarders sPoOKy eDiTiON.
It will be on just in time for halloween!
She throws away and donates every item that has to do with an ex love of hers. But can she truly let go?
No. 1883226
>>1883207Since when is being a human magpie a symptom of ADHD?
To answer your question, yes, she has claimed to have it before. She partially credits ADHD for why she can't read a book or watch a movie (the other reason being that she's "too real" for fictional media, of course).
No. 1883300
>>1883292In my experience, people are willing to share their diagnoses that are having a ‘moment’, used to be depression and anxiety, now it’s ADHD and autism—but they tend to be ashamed of their
real problems and keep those close to the chest. ADHD is a trendy, handy excuse (for many) for being a useless ditz. BPD is unsexy and doesn’t carry social clout.
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Here's a new one for you nonnies. Looks like she's decided to claim autism along with ADHD all of a sudden.
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>>1884065I wonder if Brady has autism, he definitely has that look about him
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>>1884126His teeth are fucking awful too, I don’t blame Heather for not wanting to show him on social media. She’s way out of his league and she’s nothing special
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>>1884141I still don't think she's that happy based on what she just shared in her stories.
No. 1884428
>>1884173>if he’s kind and stable and non-dramaticI think we have found out why Camel isn’t that into him
it can’t be the looks, he looks much better than LurchRyan
No. 1884843
>>1884479>>1884173Trust no scrote. He looks like the missing link and he's from central PA, so I guarantee that he's still a virgin (from that area, either Amish or Quaker school or upbringing, sexless and repressed either way) and is kissing her ass because he sees her as his ticket to actually getting his dick touched for once in his life. Once she puts out - which she'll do right off the bat bc it's Heather and she's desperate to have a scrote give her attention - he'll start ramping up the
abusive/controlling behaviors. Heather massively projects insecurity, desperation, and naivety, which scrotes are only attracted to because they're traits that scream "I'm easy to trap and manipulate."
No. 1884922
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Is this the first official picture of the happy couple?
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>>1884922he kinda look like steven bonnet from outlander in this
No. 1885094
>>1884922Total Adam vibes man. If this does last it's going to end exactly how Adam did. I predict that it'll follow that path. She's going to mooch, feed off of him and use him till he's dry and then slap him with abuse accusations and beg for everyone fund her godund me to get out of the relationship.
Or maybe we are wrong. They do have matching forehead synergy.
No. 1885155
>>1884843It's wild to see someone tinfoiling that the person next to
Heather is going to be the crazy one here.
>>1884917The (other) major flaw in their argument is that it sounds like they'd be putting exactly the same take on literally any guy she got with. They're not paying any attention to who he seems to be, they're just seeing 'male' and deciding it must be Onision or something
No. 1885602
>>1885488If anything he seems like a people pleaser, possibly to the point of being a doormat. If anyone is going to get ugly here, it's hag. I think
>>1885094 has it right.
No. 1885837
>>1884922Who wants to make a bet? I'll wager a drink of choice that this Amish-ass-looking autist will troon out as soon as Heather gets pregaganent with his defective offspring.
Provided they last long enough for a menstrual cycle or two.
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I give it 5 days.
No. 1885950
>>188492270 days until Halloween.
This is holding longer than we expected, maybe we will be lucky, as this guy seriously lacks a backbone and seems to enjoy being her prisoner.
>>1885866>>1885909isn't she like 5ft? Would guess she is maybe around 145lbs at maximum? So, 70lbs would mean she was 75 lbs, that would be a BMI of 14.6… sure, Heather, sure. Next mental illness will be an eating disorder. I really can't wait for her "cooking" pictures, kek.
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Seems like the relationship is going well
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>>1886011It keeps getting better. Here's her latest story. She's already pining for someryan who wants to stockpile ammo and run around like a retard instead.
No. 1886737
>>1886727Stockpile ammo and homeschool their kids??? Heather's a lot of things, but I never guessed she was a Ruby Ridge type. How is she going to buy plastic Halloween tat when she's living off the grid with her chickens and her white separatist husband?
Also, "someone"? Has the relationship with AxeRyan quietly fizzled?
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Yes. Heather. It’s not socially acceptable to want kids anymore. What a dumbass.
No. 1886842
>>1886727That stockpile ammo and homeschool your kids, like does she wanna join a cult and live in a bunker? Because that sounds like a paranoid trad doomer's ideal.
>>1886836Maybe she's starting to nag him for a baby already and he's rightfully getting spooked, she really has a way with men
No. 1887635
>>1886836>>1887322I think
>>1886842 is right that she started up with the baby talk and he's spooked. But her crying about not being able to have children is a red flag that she's trying to convince him that a condom isn't necessary since she "can't have children." She's established that she is hypersexual and does not use protection, so I'm tinfoiling this is how she's going to trap him. Spooky Halloween Miracle Baby Announcement arc? Grim.
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I know it's shitty to nitpick food but wtf is this. A bowl of milk? Did she just empty the whole container into a dish and let it melt? I'm honestly intrigued.
No. 1888101
>>1888097this is a thing, microwaving ice cream and eating it in this state
sometimes they pour milk over it for even more soupiness
fat YouTuber Amberlynn Reid does the same
No. 1888436
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ADHD queen with gross feet has had a mechanic Ryan for nearly a month now but still isn't sure if he's accepting of her true cemetery-loving self.
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>>1888451She knows. She already deleted all of the AMA stories.
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>>1888455And this one on her FB. Seems like she’s desperate for his attention?
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>>1888470Seems like she's quite miserable with him if she still decided to leave this sadpost on her story.
No. 1888545
>>1888488I think because she's being normal and not posting weird declarations like
I waited my whole life for you and all the usual shit she wheels out for guys she met that week, it's basically a perfectly normal relationship and she has nothing to be insane about for once.
No. 1888925
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Guess it didn't work
No. 1888939
>>1888925This was the friendliest Ryan I've witnessed here so far and she fucked it up already? How horrible do you have to be to scare away a doormat?
On the other side, I hope she keeps up that behaviour until she reached her menopause and can't get children anymore, I would hate for any child to have her as a mother.
No. 1888947
>>1888925accepts loneliness48 hours later
"Anyone need a big titty goth gf with a shopping addiction?"
Calling it now
No. 1888980
>>1888925for some reason, this smacks of her dumping him instead of the other way around
I'd put money on she never was into him, dumped him, and is now playing the "forever alone" card
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>>1888436Here we go. His interests are creeping in. She even mentioned in her stories she’s not “copying” his interests. And somehow blamed her self diagnosed, unmedicated ADHD.
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You literally don't need to announce anything. No one asked.
No. 1889047
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Yeah okay Heather and nice try already showing off your typical thirst trap pictures while stating you're single. You really waste no time with the Ryan hunting.
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Just 6 days ago they seemed okay.
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>>1889052Heather's reply kek.
No. 1889081
>>1889008God, how many Ryans have we been through just this year? Five? I don't know how she's going to keep finding new Ryans at this point, her reputation has to be spreading beyond just the internet at this point.
>>1889024It's always wild to me when nonnas think she's attractive, but maybe I've just been in these threads for too long and I can only see the crazy now.
No. 1889094
>>1888820>We didn’t even get a spiral staircase hands holding picture. This is not true love.ily nonnas
>>1889008My bet is he was busy this weekend, she has dumped guys before for not prioritising her every day of their lives (femryan being the notable one for attending a halloween party without her)
There wasn't any build up to it, just an "I'm sick owo" story so I don't think anything actually happened.
No. 1889122
>>1889009>>1889012I'm very hopeful that she will fulfil my wishes and we get some Halloween graveyard milk with a ZombieRyan. She kept AxeRyan for 4 weeks, so she can do that again in October.
>>1889052I somehow feel that the baby talk bullshit scared him away or he just told her that they are so early in their relationship that he doesn't know if he wants children with her and so she broke it off.
>>1889081for me, she doesn't look attractive because there is something "wrong" with her face. She might be good looking for others by beauty standards but even as I didn't follow these threads I felt that she is unattractive because she felt insufferable and psychotic to me. But I have a thing where I look at people and can see the "crazy" immediately. But nonna
>>1889024 is right, most men wouldn't mind her being a little bit crazy, because for them she probably looks very nice and she offers sex right away. So there is something seriously wrong with her if even the ugliest men won't stay around.
No. 1889157
>>1889024She is so not attractive. Half of her photos are nothing but filters and editing. The only thing that catches people's attention is her boobs. Because she just shoved them in every picture possible. I mean to each their own but if I saw her I'd turn tail and not make eye contact because she looks too much like a Karen and I don't got time for that.
I'm glad this didn't work out for her. Unfortunately from what I've witnessed she deserves to be miserable and single. But what urks me is how there's no change. She's been like this since 2009 and even with these threads dating back to what? 4 years ago? She's still the same. It's entertaining tho.
No. 1889538
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>>1889388They did. It said single allllll day and overnight it changed to this.
No. 1889590
>>1889538She needs therapy so bad it’s insane. How can someone her age be mainlining this BPD push-pull scheme still? A
toxic on-again-off-again relationship is a worse outcome than the two-week whirlwind romances. He’s going to doormat himself into some intense resentment and she’s going to get her feelings actually hurt for real.
No. 1889624
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I love the goobers in the background from the turnpike adventure and straw-wrapper-flinging-dinner-with-the-boys day that was now a month ago.
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He's a loser
No. 1889655
>>1889624Imagine bragging that you're locked down to Heather.
>>1889628Oh fuck him. What a complete dick.
No. 1889745
>>1889744Cope, I’ve probably posted here longer than you.
Its sad, I only come back to check on a few cows these days, should’ve known when someone got banned for saying nigga upthread (lmao) that the laughs are behind us and we’re just twitter now
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Her face shape and goofy smile will never not remind me of this
No. 1889873
>>1889766Anon, it's nowhere near that deep. The sensitivity training thing is just straw-clutching, too. Him posting a shitty facebook meme is completely unremarkable.
>>1889862You're just proving the point about pearl-clutching. Where do you think you are?
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Alright enough of the stupid shit a redneck posted on his Facebook. Heather hasn't mentioned a word being back with her boyfriend. At least she knows she's an emotional mess but still won't accept she's actually mentally ill.
No. 1889998
>>1889900She needs a Ryan who will diagnose & cure everything wrong with her all while flirting and making dirty jokes. Heather knows best that building mutual respect involves immediate unprotected sex and posting thirst traps. I just don't think AxeRyan is a good enough lay for her.
>>1888458>>1889925She's probably threatened by AxeRyan's shared interests because it would expose her own significant "knowledge" gaps relating to paranormal bullshit. All of Heather's knowledge stems from her feelings. Whatever she feels becomes reality, and what she feels is a response to her disbelief in reality. AxeRyan is much more into Heather's claimed paranormal interest and probably keeps trying to educate her with autistic tangents. Heather knows enough as it is, and whatever she doesn't know isn't her fault.
No. 1890028
>>1889804What do you fucking mean
prevailing narrative laughing about people being fucking nuked is not a "belief"
fuck all the way off, and once you've fucked off, fuck off some more, you waste of oxygen.
(infighting) No. 1890063
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Has she always claimed she has PCOS?
No. 1890078
>>1889628Edgelord idiot with boomer humor confirmed. Impending breakup in 3.. 2..
All y'all pearl clutchers need to simmer down and embrace the milky flow about to hit us. This guy is a weird ass PA redneck and Heather is no educated and enlightened saint herself based on her past. I can't wait to see what happens next and what that idiot posts. Halloween nonna, you may just get that wish.
No. 1890093
>>1890063She has always claimed PCOS but won't say anything else. She usually claims it out of the blue when it's convenient for her and can use it as an excuse to say she doesn't know when her period is and her manic behavior of crying laying in bed. It's stated in like thread 2? And only resurfaces when it's convenient for her.
She will use any excuse under the moon to not get help. She's reminding me of those crazy Karen's who see an illness, magically gets it then uses it for sympathy points and won't go to the doctor to get help. She will settle with a racist, she has dated several on her online days. She will go with anyone who will believe her "I'm so physically ill" trope and anyone who is willing to be a doormat for her such like her ex who flew her out to San Francisco at a drop of a pin because her sister was trying to kill her.
No. 1890841
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Why does she keep begging people not to bully her? It seems like she's only addressing this site because I can't imagine one single person "bullying" her for trying to be healthy. And nobody here bullies her for that, she's a cow for a million other reasons.
No. 1891194
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Heather please just eat a vegetable.
No. 1891232
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It was the rednecks birthday the other day and Heather didn't bother posting anything about it or showing off that she bought her boy so many special gifts Because she loves to spoil her boyfriends with gifts. This Ryan is the forgotten bastard Ryan kek.
No. 1891375
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No. 1891449
>>1891194every single one of these posts are her declaring these things to convince
herself that they're true
it's incredibly transparent, and I give it a month
No. 1891469
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Roommate? She will be living with that new dude in less than a month after quitting her job.
No. 1891545
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This is fucking VILE behavior, heather. You deserve to feel lonely while surrounded by “spirits”, friends, family, your boyfriend, whoever. I hope you have trouble sleeping at night, and do for the rest of your life. Or until you FIX YOURSELF.
No. 1891614
>>1891590Seems OP is the anon who is always talking about her Kitty Ravage era.
Is this a selfpost? I'm loving the mental image of Heather hitting her bf in the balls because he talked shit with another girl. I wonder if she's still physically violent with her Ryans? She always seemed to me to be more likely to hurt herself.
No. 1891740
>>1891232Wait she dumped him a few days before his birthday which means he was probably having some fun with his friends last weekend…because it was his birthday later that week.
>>1891586>i was 18 and he was 26>coomer boyfriend watching Heather's (blurry as shit on the internet back then) camshowSo she "stole" your creepy groomer boyfriend who seems to mostly online, sounds like a lucky escape to me. Unfortunately all this is typical of online communities, all the relationship shit between users goes deep, you gotta get out a whiteboard to start describing it in my experience. Also amusing when new people come in who don't realise what a shitheap the group is.
>>1891590>I remember him calling me one time in desperationWhy are you such a sucker anon, moids don't call their rostor of women in "desperation" he was just keeping you as backup with muh
abusive gf story, not like a man couldn't defend himself in a fight against a small, unfit woman kek. Girl can't even jog without huffing and puffing.
>cheated on him with his best friendHe cheated on
you with her you moron, what is with this moid sympathy. embarrassing.
I would say op's story means all Heather's many posts about how she is "attacked and harassed" is projection, I do think her
toxic moid ex is responsible for a lot along with his friends, but sounds like she did the same shit. Sounds like a bunch of assholes and anon is lucky to be away from them.
No. 1891764
>>1891757Kinda agree with this. Yeah, it seems like a crappy situation all round and confirms everything we already know about Heather, but…anon just decided to make a huge post about this on Reddit…15 years after it happened?
Anon, just move on. Don’t let Hagther live rent free in your brain anymore - close the tab, do your gaming thing, have friends and a stable relationship, and know that you’re already living better than she ever will.
No. 1891811
>>1891762This is very funny anon, dating apps are full of BPD moids who act exactly the same as Heather, they deserve everything they get. It's not like she's victimising some innocent sweethearts, men sign up to these apps specifically for free sex
>heather victimised these men by rawdogging themGive these men
some credit of basic sentience, nobody forced these guys to pursue her and stick their dick in her. There are many many hours of conversation and irl meetings before they get to that point.
No. 1891851
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>>1891585Lmao her post history is so whiny talking about going to therapy for Heather and ‘they hate me because I am a decent hamer’
Even having beef with a teenager at 16???
Girl log off
(off-topic) No. 1891859
>>1891851Tbh if the sister in law faked ADHD and autism, she's probably a BPD-chan. So I wouldn't put it past her to lie and manipulate. Even if she's 16.
Or maybe the OP lied. Who knows.
No. 1891886
>>1891878Then make a lolcow for them, this threads about heather and you're filling it up with your odd beef with this annon instead of directing your comments and shit talk to the reddit posted like previous annon stated. You're confusing people and making them think this reddit post is about Heather when it wasn't.
On another note to direct it back to the thread topic, it seems heathers milk is slowing down. Maybe she's just posting the "I'm alone" etc. Etc. To keep feeling like she's relevant.
No. 1891909
File: 1693591349831.jpg (6.21 KB, 311x360, angles.jpg)
>>1889856Corrected for glasses and preferred angle.
(fanart) No. 1892022
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No. 1892062
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No. 1892091
File: 1693617814694.jpg (223.99 KB, 1080x1919, download.jpg)
Boo hoo, Heather isn't allowed to be herself for a couple of dollars in advertising revenue instead of selling her soul to Target.
No. 1892106
>>1892091literally where is the attack lol… she could have handled this like a genuine question but she's so focused on being on the defensive while reading everything, it's no wonder she feels like the world's
victim.
girl needs to get offline and grow some self esteem and stop reading into everything with shit-colored glasses. you put yourself into the world, you draw comments from others sometimes. acting like this is bullying is so fucking denigrating to the idea of actual
victims of bullying.
just…… how many years of her adult life will it be that the only advice that could possibly help is, "grow the fuck up, you idiot." the world isn't out to get you, you're just insecure, paranoid and projecting.
(chronic newfaggotry) No. 1892133
>>1892091Why did she respond to a comment from a year ago and screenshot it after 1s?
Girls so bored with her new guy she has to create drama out of thin air
No. 1892759
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So she is going back to YouTube???
No. 1892893
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>>1892091Lol she added another rebuttal. Heather your miserable with whatever you do.
No. 1892900
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>>1892759She's always thinking about it…eyeroll.
No. 1892935
>>1892893>studyingkek, without ever reading a book.
All she does is collecting old stuff that will collect dust on her shelves and whine about how lonely she is.
No. 1893113
>>1892893a comment that bothered her so much she had to not only reply once, but twice, over a year later.
is that one commenter the person she thinks about when she says she was harassed over changing her appearance? no one cares about that, she's just a bad person who drives everyone away lmao. she's so hung up on this idea that no one likes her "real big tiddie goth self" when it's her nasty personality that drives people away. she's not even goth
No. 1894361
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Jesus this is rough looking.
No. 1895649
File: 1694289449837.jpg (65.6 KB, 528x868, boring.JPG)
>>1895544ntayrt, but you mean like the 3 or 5 or 10 videos she uploaded of this mug with the last video showing her drinking out of it and watching absent-minded into the infinite space of her room? I think she doesn't have anyone to share anything with and she also doesn't want someone to share anything with as a close person would probably tell her the truth sooner or later, that she is boring and no one is out there trying to destroy her life. For me, she isn't even looking for support or validation from others, it always seems that she looks out for negative feedback so she can post another video of her crying.
yes, I included a picture, as it's horrible boring and now you have to suffer through that, too No. 1896345
File: 1694398336313.jpeg (541.8 KB, 1080x1919, download~2.jpeg)
AxeRyan lives.
No. 1896358
>>1896352She's just been posting normal things, photos of spooky items and grass and whatever crap. No thirstposting, no crying, no attentionseeking like just normal sane behaviour (hence the slowdown in this thread)
Also various story viewers exist, just search Instagram story viewer (storysaver.net is one) if you want to check without any user id showing up.
No. 1896837
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She looks so miserable. She seemed happier when she was single and begging for a boyfriend. The AxeRyan era appears to be making her depressed.
No. 1897086
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You can still gain weight with vegan food. If you’re over eating vegan calories, it’s still calories.
No. 1897287
>>1897086 sure, honey, last time
>>1885866 it's been 70lbs, now only 60lbs. She is tiny, she would probably have been in a BMI range of like 16 when she would have lost 60lbs, but no, no one can calculate anything.
No. 1897444
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>>1897347Speaking of which, what on earth am I looking at here? Are these fried potatoes? Weird pancakes?
>yes I'm still veganAnyone can be vegan for a couple of weeks. We'll see in six months or a year where she is with this "vegan journey" of hers.
No. 1897579
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Who in the world is she talking to?
No. 1897702
>>1897667ayrt oh that is very plausible. Honestly I'm leaning hard into that now you've brought it up.
>>1897675I'm glad it makes sense, as that's the only direction I see this taking. Suppose all we can do now is wait for the looming milk spill and hope it's full fat and frosty.
No. 1897717
>>1897579no one is saying this, this is just her fucking saying this shit to herself again
said it before and I'll say it again, she's going to drop this in a month, because she's only trying to justify this to herself
she loves this food
everyone says she can't do it
she's finally happy
all lies she keeps telling herself whenever she gets a new fixation lol
No. 1897776
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Here we go again folks.
No. 1897806
>>1897776Your life was meaningless, empty, and friendless back home too.
Also this feels like it implies her and axeryan broke up. Considering there has been no mention of him in awhile I am wondering if she broke up with him and doesn't want to say because she knows people will shit on her for it.
No. 1898299
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Did her and Racist Ryan break up or does she just consider him no one?
No. 1898382
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>>1898299Still together but we’ll see how long that lasts.
No. 1898438
>>1898382Have any of her previous ryan's hyped her up? (assuming this means post about her publicly)
I can't think of any, maybe bloodryan but they were together for longer. And clockryan posted a selfie with her. February (iirc) fuckboy replied publicly but lasted like 2 weeks. She doesn't hype him up either so??
No. 1898557
>>1898299>racist ryanFucking zoomers.
>>1898398She's not just pushing, she's absolutely bulldozing him. If they haven't secretly broken up, he's reaching new levels of doormat.
No. 1898918
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The cycle has restarted, wife instead of gf this time though. Watch out spooky 30+ year old “boys”.
No. 1898993
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I noticed this morning the ugly bald dude was thirsting for Heather. Now I look back and the comment is gone.
No. 1898994
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>>1898993Comment from ugly bald dude is gone. Plus he stupid response to the girl wanting more YouTube videos. Sure Heather.
No. 1899229
>>1899130Constant
victim complex that she tries to use to play the "damsel in distress" to lure in unsuspecting ryans. Her ex husband and his Troon buddy were assholes, but beyond that she's definitely a shitshow all on her own. This endless cycle of making drama, new ryan of the week, dating app addiction (and bans? kek), proves that she's never going to stop being a cow. Curious to see how it will escalate though. What's going to happen when even the ugliest goober ryans are too wary to date her? Her standards are already on the floor.
No. 1899433
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Single again confirmation? And she must be gagging on that sweet superiority.
No. 1899665
>>1899433Poor Heather, a bar is so below her, she can't even walk into one.
Does she know that you can meet guys from other cities online and if it fits, they might even consider moving to your city to lead a normal life with you? Maybe in 20 years she will look back and see what a whiny person she was and that her acting like she was better than most people was/is the reason she was/is alone.
No. 1899951
>>1899713KEK I was fucking right!!
>>1898931She's trying to guilt him into giving her all the attention oh please let there be epic milk flow from this. If any nonna can record that story I will be so grateful.
No. 1900288
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Honestly what a little bitch. Just break up and move on, but no she has to be an asshole and try to drag him for attention. How fucking embarrassing to be a woman her age doing this immature shit. No wonder nobody wants to stay with her.
No. 1900955
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No. 1900996
>>1900955She already broke up with him once, he might survive a second round. She seems to have almost nothing to say about this one, once she actually got what she wants, which is an equally nerdy paranormal person who treats her well, and absolute radio silence kek
She lives for the moodswings and drama, and the less suitable moids are better fodder for drama than a perfectly normal, decent (aside from the dodgy "joke" memes) guy. A lot like Pixielocks in that their main fun in life is riding their own moodswings and using the people around her as characters to bounce off or project onto, but the main character and most important person to the cow is always the cow itself.
No. 1901017
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Sweet milk. I wish he did say more.
No. 1901050
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How’d he nail it so quickly
No. 1901056
>>1901050KEK I wonder if he's connected to anyone she's dumped
Heather you're burning through them and it's coming back to you
but actually what DOES her profile say that might prompt that response
No. 1901129
>>1901017He seems so normal and reasonable in his response, damn. Definitely the best (as in not insane or a fuckboy) one she's got for a while. seems like he doesn't even know what went wrong.
>>1901050This idiot is trying "negging" but he's unironically correct
No. 1901187
>>1901017>apparently I’m on the dating sceneDefinitely makes it sound like he was blindsided. Perhaps he saw her posts about being lonely/thirsty and confronted her about it, leading to her finally breaking up with him.
>I’ll find someone that has themselves figured out>can’t learn to love someone until you learned to love yourselfLast line is clearly aimed at her. She confided to him at some point during the beginning of the relationship about her serial dating and insecurities, prolly going on and on about “how hard it is to love again after…” and her fat rolls, blahblahblah. His emotional maturity shines through this post, though. Feels bad, man.
No. 1901316
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This is why she broke up with him. she thinks she's hot again
No. 1901317
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No. 1901405
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Oh she is feeling herself. Definitely thinks she can do better than the goober now, which is hilarious because her appearance has never actually been the issue.
No. 1901429
>>1901416kek, I had to see that for myself and why is she putting orange eyeshadow all over her eyelid, it's just horrible
>>1901425the amount of videos she posts daily in her stories that only show her face are insane. She doesn't show anything interesting about her interests or hobbies, she just takes pictures/videos of her face with the same expression every single day. I give it one day and we will have videos of her "crying" again.
No. 1901435
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looking spooky, alright
No. 1901437
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heather's magic vegan weightloss strategy: just don't eat anything that contains taste
No. 1901710
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Content of the clip she posted is just these weird Aryans talking about putting other things above their relationship. More importantly, this proves what we all expected: she dumped him! Every time she's got a low-drama guy who actually likes her and shares her interests, she's the one who dumps them.
No. 1901799
>>1901710>>1901764Heather is one of those cluster B people that absolutely can't handle any degree of emotional stability. Her comfort zone is wild, perpetual mood swings, so that's what she (perhaps unconsciously) seeks out every chance she gets.
I think it's clear by now that the RyanQuest is basically the external tool Heather uses for her own emotional regulation, since it provides reasons for big peaks and throughs in quick, perpetual succession, which allows her to always stay in her comfort zone.
When she actually gets with a Ryan that's chill and not into drama, she gets umcomfortable and starts freaking out because she doesn't know how to live with herself if she's not going through these wild mood swings all the time. In the end, the hamster habit part of her brain wins and she dumps the Ryan so she quickly can get in the comfort zone provided by the RyanQuest again.
The worst part is, all of this is so fucking textbook. There are a lot of things that therapy can't do, but Heather's emotional turmoils are, if not entirely fixeable, at least treatable to a significant degree. But we all know she'll never go to therapy and will continue to go through Ryans at a record pace for our entertainment.
No. 1901841
>>1901710So she was mad he was "putting other things" ahead of their relationship? Let me guess, he was tired after work some days and didn't come to baby her. Or maybe it was that he hung out with his friends without her once or twice. She is so pathetic.
Having an identity outside of the relationship with her is the problem. He could come have lunch with her 6 days a week and it wouldn't matter because he didn't make it 7.
No. 1901915
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No. 1901924
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Aaand we're back to this.
No. 1901985
>>1901924This sounds so bad tho,
I'd like to meet guys this weekend so soon after the breakup. Kinda makes her sound like a hoe even though we all know it's the emotional moodswings she's after, not sex.
>>1901799Exactly this, it's sad and ironic that when she finally gets what she "wants" and achieves peace, she reverts to unhealthy moodswings and seeking approval from strange scrotes. Because that unsettled, rollercoaster moodswing life is what she is most used to.
No. 1902031
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She's basically just posting selfie after desperate, compliment-fishing selfie (and a really weird video of her talking to one of her dolls in a creepy voice, sorry can't upload). She seems to think that there is some perfect Ryan out there who's finally going to fall madly in love with her thirst traps, but with 15 lolcow threads (so far) under her belt, literally no sane person could find these and want anything to do with her. She's actually gross. Not "spooky", just scary and gross.
No. 1902068
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This mentality is so fucked up. This person seems perfectly fine and interested in her. Please go to therapy Heather. Please.
No. 1902075
>>1902068This guy is actually trying. He didn’t even do anything wrong except not share the same hobby as her. Holy
fuck she’s gonna be miserable forever.
No. 1902100
>>1902039i've been rooting for halloween
nonnie so much
No. 1902104
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She's starting to spill
No. 1902105
>>1902104>the hell I endured and fought through>it was your ex husband trolling you on burner accounts Shitty, yes, hell, no.
I wonder what "attack" means in Heather's world because this dude seems very mild, maybe "you sending me 100 messages an hour is overwhelming, have you considered working on mindfulness to quell your anxiety" just a guess kek
No. 1902579
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Does she just shoot down and share every single response? What did he even do wrong here? He LIKED her and made an observation based on a picture that she put out there to be observed! Did he say it was a bad thing? God she's such an insufferable bitch.
No. 1902596
every time i look at threadpic and see heathers smiling face with the list of reasons to date her i can't help but laugh. she is allergic to positive change
like this shit drives me up a wall
>>1902579what DID he do? men will be friendly to her and she'll roll her eyes and find something wrong with it and she claims she's kind and empathetic
No. 1902936
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At it again.
No. 1903018
>>1902936he didn't even say that he wouldn't be interested in meeting her, you can be afraid of something and still see if a person is right for you. For example I'm afraid of spiders, I still wouldn't rule out an arachnologist as a partner, it's boring if someone is a 100% copy of yourself and with AxeRyan we saw that she isn't looking for someone to share her interests. It seems more like she is always on the look for negative tension in a relationship and to be the
victim at the end of the day.
No. 1903109
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Might still be hope for Hallowwen spoopy milk
No. 1903215
>>1903109I feel like her current posts are made specifically to wind up axeryan, this one seems like she just fabricated a guy. She made up some guy one time fairly recently, iirc "tall and cute" but no photo evidence and gone the next day.
Can any anon see if axeryan is still following her or are her posts public?
No. 1903259
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>>1903246It's probably not Manifest Destiny,
nonny.
No. 1903295
>>1903109she won't go to a bar to meet a guy but just go for dinner (probably in her car) with someone she met at a store, sure, you can trust everyone and they wouldn't know from her stories on instagram where to find her at what time of day.
But I don't care, I'm here for the Halloween milk, there is still time for two Ryans, one of them might be perfect, kek.
>>1903215I feel the same, she would have posted a picture of that guy in the antique store in some mirror or something like that if he would be real. It's just so AxeRyan might get jealous and a way for her to tell everyone later that she is too spooky and goth and will be alone forever while posting Taylor Swift lyrics.
No. 1903364
File: 1695559974241.jpeg (709.92 KB, 1179x1418, IMG_6811.jpeg)
AxeRyan is not following her FB anymore. It’s possible she still has some of his friends on there.
No. 1903376
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>>1903364The giveaway is the boots compliment. Was it the plastic quilted Target hiking boots or the pink flower embroidered Docs? No chance.
No. 1903390
File: 1695564508239.jpeg (251.5 KB, 1080x1919, pretendryan.jpeg)
This was taken during the time they were allegedly visiting another antique store and going out to coffee before dinner. Shut the fuck up Heather.
No. 1903613
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Not sure how to post video stories (sorry) but she just bought this dress. She’s planning a wedding already.
No. 1903647
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>>1903596https://files.catbox.moe/ask4xt.mp4Psychic premonition talk at 2:55. She's already deleted her dating apps.
No. 1903661
>>1903647She’s deleted her dating apps for the billionth time, and they’re not even official yet…? Okay. She’s just getting worse and worse.
But maybe these two could last a few weeks if they met irl and he isn’t immediately exposed to her crazy stream of consciousness insta stories and Facebook essays…
No. 1903748
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>>1903647She’s saying they went to sheetz until midnight but posted this from that night (as her dinner)? Her story is entirely fabricated and it’s fucking embarrassing.
No. 1903767
>>1903364>night time drive in the mountains>with a guy you just metI'm glad this story is fabricated because this would likely be her last ever post, goddamn she needs to read a few true crime stories or something. Strange men do horrible horrible things to gullible women they pick up.
Hours or days of beatings, torture, rape, cannibalsm type things. The fact a "date" like this is ideal to her, extremely concerning.
No. 1903776
>>1903653Unfortunately it's too large, even compressed it's 43MB. I guess I could cut it in half but I'm lazy kek. And for some reason when I converted it to .webm, the audio was really delayed? If anyone knows good .mp4 to .webm conversion software let me know
>>1903748Her story is that they had dinner, then went for a drive in the mountains, and then came back to civilization for Sheetz. I guess all that talk talk talking got them hungry again
>>1903761Not sure why, but I believe her? She seems very genuine (if not manic) and although Heather has been dishonest about… a lot of things… those lies were typically distortions of true events. Would she really fabricate something this grandiose?
No. 1903777
File: 1695612999123.mp4 (12.27 MB, 720x1280, 1.mp4)
>>1903647For archival purposes. Unfortunately, it’s rather large so it’ll be split.
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No. 1903840
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>>1903792good lord heather. If this mysterious new ryan isn't just a figment of her imagination. I have real doubts she's not going to scare him away after the supposed 2nd date.
No. 1903850
>>1903777Has she actually said anything specific about this guy? Because I’ve only seen her give generalities like “cute”. If they were talking all damn night, she must be able to say something else about him??
(Thanks for posting her stories anon, but I don’t want to listen to all that, kek.)
No. 1903854
>>1903850I watched half of it sped up and there were no specifics, just the same stuff as her facebook post. I'm pretty sure this is pure fiction.
The level of insanity to
have a nice normal boyfriend, dump him over nothing, go on dating sites and then fabricate a whole man and hours of a fictional meeting (her story posts that day being of completely different things and featuring 0 locations from the imaginary date of course, as anon pointed out
>>1903390 )
what mental illness is this
No. 1904077
>>1903854maybe it was a ghost ryan and just a vivid dream lol
she usually posts pics of her ryans, this time not even a glimpse of shoes on a staircase
No. 1904114
File: 1695663110468.jpeg (189.72 KB, 1179x632, IMG_6846.jpeg)
Girl almost got herself killed for nothing.
No. 1904118
>>1903840I thought this was put in one of those age filters initially. Seeing her in motion is very unsettling.
I really can't imagine this ryan is real. She is describing him as gorgeous and gives no other details at all. No specifics about what they were talking about. Keeps mentioning it was raining as if she has nothing else to say.
Also scrotes have a lot of nerve but I find it hard to believe a "gorgeous", single guy with her exact interests just waltz up to her to flirt and was outgoing enough to also do all these things with her on a first meeting.
No. 1904333
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No. 1904396
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What?!
No. 1904398
File: 1695704938339.jpg (188.04 KB, 1079x1081, Screenshot_20230926_010833_Sam…)
Also
No. 1904428
File: 1695711190329.jpg (129.84 KB, 1080x704, Screenshot_20230926_025040_Fac…)
So much for growth… the hot goth random encounter didn't even get a whole chapter.
No. 1904475
>>1904428She was definitely setting the stage for the “disappearance” of fake pretendryan with this post
>>1904114 because none of this makes sense. Meet cute in an antique shop, dinner, romantic totally-not-kidnapping drive in the mountains and deep conversation all night, then…he just doesn’t want to see her again??
Unless he actually was real, googled her between now and the other day, then thought no thanks, kek. That would make more sense to me.
No. 1904523
>>1904475I mean, that kind of thing does happen
but usually it’s a married guy or a sex addict
No. 1904924
>>1904612wonder what her "best friends here" think when she posts this
>>1904333 not even a day before. like really, which is it heather? she is always complaining she has no friends but now she has BEST friends
also
>"unsafe from my obsessive haters" kek, okay heather, keep distracting from the real issue
No. 1905005
File: 1695792855212.jpg (299.03 KB, 1080x1919, FXZDLUTT.jpg)
>>1904924She posted a few more flattering videos and a photo with the light in her face so I think she read our comments about that unflattering video she posted
>>1903855We are helping you out gurl, this is by far one of the milder threads on this site.
No. 1905016
>>1903476So you're saying tulpaRyan a guy too young to pick up on these signals, he's gorgeous per Heather… and he's hanging out in an antique store in Central Pennsylvania?
>>1904456Underrated post.
>>1904612Well she is right that her periods are very unsafe, they made an entire Ryan disappear
No. 1905279
File: 1695835774961.jpeg (385.76 KB, 1179x821, IMG_6932.jpeg)
She tried for 4 hours. Complained a lot. And then canceled an appointment that would potentially help her. Dumb ass.
No. 1905311
>>1905096I can't believe she'd let that go without agonizing and raging and 4everalone-ing for at least 24 hours in her stories.
>>1901799 is so smart that I'm going to use it as a sparkle key now for explaining her behavior.
No. 1905332
File: 1695842842657.jpg (204.7 KB, 1080x1919, 6732499191.jpg)
At least nobody can accuse her of looking sane.
No. 1905358
>>1905005This is the best she's looked in forever, but same as the other anons are saying. The blonde is terrible on her and she'd look better (and more goffick even) with a darker hair color. All this bleaching makes her hair extra frizzy and limp too which is doing her face absolutely no favors.
>>1905332Annnd she's right back into wearing those god awful ugly thick grey frames.
No. 1905431
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No. 1905497
File: 1695862971308.jpg (2.88 MB, 4096x4096, Trapryan.jpg)
>>1905431So is she posting these right before the date? Or did it not go well. 30 min ago
No. 1905499
File: 1695863182555.mp4 (930.47 KB, 720x1280, 8249162C1D1C39B1140DC7E489C812…)
>>1905497Samefag but these are 32, 31, and 30 min ago. Rapid post lewds.
No. 1905506
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Everyone is telling her that she always talks about needing friends what is she complaining about. She said she doesn’t want friends she wants a boyfriend.
No. 1905507
File: 1695864272591.jpg (687.5 KB, 1079x1817, RumhamInstagram.jpg)
Also 30 min ago. She isn't gushing about her date and is posting her old photoshoot and this. It didn't happen or it didn't go well.
No. 1905556
>>1905539THIS is why she's going to be forever alone, oh my god
people should be throwing this at her EVERY time she complains about not having friends
Heather, did you know you can LOVE friends? that friends can BECOME more?
No. 1905560
>>1905539Which is it, Heather? Pick a damn struggle. 2 days from now she'll be sad she has no friends. She's so obvious it pisses me off.
People can go their whole ass lives pretending like they aren't the problem
No. 1905563
>>1905539She wants a man that will move in with her after the first date. Only fellow bpd men would do that. She'll only accept people as
toxic as her and I'm almost glad she hasn't met one yet cuz it won't be pretty.
No. 1905708
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How about stop making it your entire personality and refuse to accept others hobbies and interests?
No. 1905931
>>1905708>>1905539None of this is real kek she is just trying to weasel out of tulparyan by saying he's not into her, hilariously people replying like
you should be friends with him! which she has to bat down because he literally doesn't exist.
No. 1906041
File: 1695945856555.mp4 (3.95 MB, 1080x1920, 320633447_695306749286541_5642…)
She went here with tuplaRyan like 3 days ago? Does she go here twice a week or is she trying to remind him of the good times? The song is so goth, you wouldn't understand.
No. 1906157
>>1905708Special….haunted……dirt?
Girl can’t fucking hear herself. How did she expect a Ryan to react to this revelation?
No. 1906541
File: 1696020205102.jpg (333.08 KB, 1080x1919, 384415950_894696748678849_6783…)
This is what dating apps are like for women in general, I'm not sure why she thinks it's worth posting about.
No. 1906548
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>>1906541followed by confirmation of RyanQuest
No. 1907558
File: 1696212391872.mp4 (1.5 MB, 1080x1920, 342254123_1501144097288666_869…)
POV you're a Heather-approved potential BabyDaddyRyan checking Instagram stories
No. 1907598
File: 1696222704124.jpg (408.45 KB, 1080x1939, clock.jpg)
She doesnʼt have enough clocks.
No. 1907600
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No. 1908021
File: 1696297778403.mp4 (14.18 MB, 720x1280, E24D2CBA9BA706AE96D61F5F8A577F…)
Uhhhhh. Don't make this about you. EC is literally dying, not losing dates over her weird doll fixation. 1/3
No. 1908023
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2/3
No. 1908024
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3/3
Just making it about her situation. Nothing to do with EC.
No. 1908029
File: 1696299003508.mp4 (17.3 MB, 720x1280, CA4142DF79FCEBB7158ABB32A5A361…)
Heather comparing people concerned for a visibly ill person to the people trying to "control" her by not liking her content anymore.
No. 1908034
>>1908021for the nonnas not wanting to see or hear her talk, I can't sleep, so here you have what she says in every video written down, probably with little errors, but nevertheless, have fun.
>video 1So since the entire internet is talking about this right now, I wanted to give my opinion about the Eugenia Cooney situation and my opinion is to leave her alone you fucking psychopaths. And the reason I can say that is because I’m a former influencer who was harassed relentlessly and I actually faced a 51/50 because I was trying to get away from my really bad relationship and because I started doing things that I had always wanted to do, things that were good for me and people couldn’t control me, right. And I understand that her situation is a little different than mine. You know mine was about self-expression and hers is health related, but the end of the day it’s none of our fucking business and she is allowed to exist.
>video 2So the thing about the Eugenia situation is that 95% of the people that are obsessively trying to get her 51/50ed and all this other shit, none of these people actually care about her. These are people that have very little power in their own lives and they have this strange parasocial relationship with this girl and they want to have some control or power over her and it’s exciting to them to think that they can change a story or they can own somebodies life or manipulate them or anything like that and so, like I said, this is not about people caring about this girl, it’s all about control and it’s fucking disgusting and I feel like, you know, there are such better ways to help someone get better and this is something that has be done personally herself and with her family.
>video 3I don’t know if any of you have ever been 51/50ed, but it’s fucking terrifying. Whenever I was 51/50ed, uhm, literally like I was in a place with the craziest, scariest people. I was locked in a fucking room with piss on the bed and markings
(? couldn’t understand that word, sry) over the wall where someone had completely went insane. I had a panic attack, because I was like, I do not fucking belong here, you know, I’m just someone that’s trying to get away from an
abusive relationship and, you know, all I wanna do is just be myself, you know. And like still to this day, I still have stalkers harassing me, who believe, you know, me, the antiques, hehe, me getting away from my ex-husband, that it’s all a mental illness, that I don’t genuinely like this stuff, that it’s all a mental illness and if they can just have me locked up, put on pills, whatever, that I’ll quit liking this stuff and I will be “healthy” and “normal” again. You know, people they don’t know my fucking story, they don’t know that I have always loved that stuff, they just think that it’s an illness.
>video 4But the point I’m trying to make by sharing my experience is that people in the internet are fucking psycho and they are obsessive and they are stalkerish and they are controlling and they wanna control something in their life and so that’s why they attack these influencers and content creators because they just wanna control something. And yes, I agree that she probably has a problem, we don’t know for sure what it is, none of us really know what goes behind the scenes, you know, uhm. I would love to see her, just take better care of herself, I know she’s opened up about this in the past and how she wasn’t caring for herself and like she has admitted these things and of course I would love to see that for her, but I’m not gonna stalk and harass the poor girl, you know, cause it’s none of my fucking business, like it’s her life, she has to want to change or improve or whatever, it’s none of our fucking business, so just grow up.
>video 5So another thing I wanted to talk about is how people are calling for her to be banned from all of social media, because of her disorder or whatever is going on with her. And that’s kind of fucked up, because, you know, sick people have the right to be a part of society, and to have friends, and to be on social media. It’d be one thing if she was making content where she was like teaching people how to starve themselves or something, but she is literally just a nice girl existing online who just happens to possibly have a disorder. And I just feel like it’s a dangerous slope to go down, you know, woh, where people aren’t allowed to participate in society because of reasons like that. I will agree there is a few questionable things about some of her content, it kind of makes me wonder a little bit, but she is still not technically violating any rules and I feel like isolating her even more probably isn’t good either, so, like I said, I think we need to let her live her fucking life, she is an adult.
No. 1908053
>>1908026her weight dropped really rapidly recently. all i know about that i found from a recent video that explained this kind of extreme and long term anorexia tends to have sudden and fatal complications near age 30. maybe this exact video has been going around the algorithms? because it was in my recs and everyone seems to be talking like she's dying now and leaving comments like it's a eulogy.
anyway yea maybe this is no more than another wave of eugenia concern hysteria as displayed in ol heather here, but at least this one youtuber had an adult take on it and is pretty informative. felt like this had more info or insight on eating disorders in 12 min than i ever could have gleaned from the hours of eugenia tea channel drivel pumped out over the years lol
https://youtu.be/ztEkA0LdLzg?si=a5G7m4mIqNoOAeG_ very sorry for not embedding i've been struggling to find and edit youtube links on mobile that work with the supported format. even after reading the instructions here lmao, more out of stupidity than lack of trying.
No. 1908206
>>1908021>>1908034is anyone also annoyed by her use of the word "girl" for Eugenia, she is nearly 30, that's not a girl. And Heather doesn't seem to see how different the situations are. Eugenia is slowly killing herself while everyone is watching and young girls look up to her and starve themselves because of her, you don't need to teach someone how to starve, but how would Heather know. She should take her own advice and leave the situation alone, but no, it's all about herself, people are after her, want her locked up, because her interests make her crazy, kek.
No. 1908451
>>1908034Thanks for the transcript, nona.
>stalkers harassing me who believe … the antiques … me getting away from my ex-husband, that it’s all a mental illness, that I don’t genuinely like this stuff >and if they can just have me locked up, put on pills, whatever, that I’ll quit liking this stuff and I will be “healthy” and “normal” again.This is so fascinating, persecution complex on full display. By the standards of farmers ITT, Heather has NEVER been healthy or normal, seeing as she's been stirring up drama since at least her early 20's. Whether she's wearing pink or black or whatever colour, her personality disorder is on full display. I don't doubt that being hospitalised against her will was traumatic, even moreso if the conditions were as deplorable as she describes, so I can't blame her for having a poor opinion of mental health treatments. But she has to do SOMETHING to help herself, right? She's been complaining for years about being lonely and anxious, having crying breakdowns on the floor or in her bathtub (lol), and watching her attempts at romantic relationships implode one after the other.
>>1908243 said it best: she's so close to seeing the self-destructive cycle she's trapped herself in. Anons have said Heather is a comfort cow since she's so predictable, always doing the same, generally harmless things, but I really wonder what it will take the break the cycle. When will she finally try something new?
>>1908317Didn't she get sectioned because she had a row with Adam and he called the cops on her? It makes me wonder who these rants are for, since she is apparently friendless and no one on the farms would believe that. Maybe she's repeating the same fake story over and over to convince HERSELF that it's true.
No. 1908533
>>1908451I'm just wondering what she was really doing to get sectioned. Her ex might have been awful but he didn't point the cops at her and say"she went to a cemetery today!! Lock her up!" She must have been suicidal or out of control. No shame there. But she'll always pin it on her hobbies and not admit she was having a, understandable, breakdown then.
Also, was she sectioned more than once? Sorry if I missed it but she said "whenever I was 51/50'd" like multiple times
No. 1908833
File: 1696433502178.jpg (143.48 KB, 1080x1920, 4188BY31728.jpg)
Nothing like Hag giving relationship advice about not forcing a connection and letting go kek.
No. 1908904
File: 1696446587561.jpeg (56.18 KB, 640x420, 68D52F52-031D-44AE-A1DC-1C0048…)
Recent comment on her IG - so she’s just straight up autistic now? She laid that out pretty casually
No. 1908920
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>>1908904she also tells everyone that she lost 60lbs before, what I highly doubt, as she is tiny. So, in her head, she can also be fully autistic now, whatever fits into her world. Picrel is from her stories today, there was another ask with the same intention as the comment on IG.
No. 1908979
File: 1696458754473.png (Spoiler Image,1.57 MB, 1179x2556, IMG_7044.png)
She also posted this and deleted it.
No. 1909007
File: 1696462584480.mp4 (2.22 MB, 1080x1920, thirst.mp4)
She's on one in her stories the past day.
No. 1909031
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"I miss you"
"Who are you?"
shows tits
No. 1909069
File: 1696475701069.jpg (143.34 KB, 1080x1486, spooky.jpg)
No. 1909070
File: 1696475763743.jpg (486.21 KB, 1080x1697, heather.jpg)
No. 1909079
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3 spooky 5 u
No. 1909313
>>1909132she's obviously stonewalling these conversations on purpose so she can cry about how lonely and oppressed she is for being spooky
or perhaps her pretending to not understand obvious jokes/flirts like in
>>1909069 is part of her newfound autism LARP?
No. 1909610
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Spam incoming.
No. 1909611
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No. 1909614
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No. 1909622
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No. 1909667
>>1909632I think they mean that 60lb as a chubby short woman seems like a lot. Most people I know who lost over 50lb were very tall or actually obese. Heather has only ever been normal fat. The number feels kinda weird because we never saw her very fat (before) or very skinny (after) even tho she's always posted body pics. Another strange but persistent lie.
>>1909610This guy doesn't even meet her other preferences (according to whatever app that is) and her issue is the dumb pickup line. Save your energy, Heather.
No. 1909705
>>1909632It might be because English isn't my native language and the word tiny is just wrong.
What I mean and to put her claimed weight loss in perspective, it's been 70lbs before, now it's over 60lbs. I assume she is around 1,50 m, so I'm at least 20 cm taller than her and I'm fat at the moment, but if I would lose 70lbs, I would be underweight and with 60lbs skinnier than she was at the time she said she lost that weight. So she either has no muscles at all or she is lying, again, to make her weight loss sound more dramatic and like she actually achieved something in her life. Tiny is meant for her height, not for her frame and 60lbs doesn't sound believable for a woman her height that has never been really obese before or visible underweight afterwards.
No. 1909833
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Why is she always laying on the floor.
No. 1909878
>>1909632ntayrt but it's because she's super short, even though she's chubby she is a "tiny" person. Same way you'd say Danny Devito is tiny even though he's fat. Ana-chans give themselves away so easily because they get soooo
triggered at anyone other than themselves being described as tiny, lol.
No. 1910076
>>1909614
>> all I want is to engage with other people through the hobbies…she forgot to add romantically, kek. the last thing she wants is to connect with somebody platonically.
I know it's old hat and ignored, but see a dang therapist, heather
No. 1910579
File: 1696738491690.jpg (952.42 KB, 1440x1080, heather.jpg)
No. 1910959
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What community is she part of again?
No. 1910990
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No. 1911058
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>>1910959>>1911000She isn't part of any community and that's why all that possible self-awareness is gone again and she is back to "I will need to leave all my hobbies behind".
No. 1911121
>>1911058Wrong again, Heather! He blocked you because you started on the “I want a baby” bs, or you went full bpd on him, or you blasted your insecurities into every message, or…any of the other things you subject these guys to and refuse to get therapy for. The ouija board is just a convenient scapegoat.
I’m fully on board with her giving up her boring mall goth hobbies as an experiment and seeing where that gets her. My prediction - nothing will change. The ouija board and the gross antique junk is just a cope. Without it, she’ll have no convenient excuse as to why everyone supposedly hates her, and she’ll have to face up to just being a crappy person with no personality. And that would be more fun to watch than the ever-turning carousel of ryans.
No. 1911282
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Seriously wondering what her definition of spooky is.
No. 1911305
>>1910959> struggling to get a datelol how many guys has she dropped the "L" word on this year? 3? I think it's been 3 since the summer?
>>1911113>>1911058Those ouija boards are made by Parker Brothers lol
>>1911282> this look> this pose> this delusion> imagining hearing her whiney voice on top of itIt's a whole package of I CAN'T EVEN.
No. 1911732
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Bullshit. Even when she's dating someone she's still on the apps and posting 26,000 stories a day.
No. 1911827
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She has absolutely no idea how to interact with people. This seems like a “get to know you” kind of conversation. I am legit confused on why she straight up told him bye.
No. 1911830
>>1911827like a nonna wrote above, she is so boring in those conversations. If I would use a dating app and everything I would get in return would be one word or a very short sentence with a smiley, I would drop the conversation very soon. She can't even answer his question why she is into the paranormal bullshit as she is seeing it as an attack on her hobbies. And him suggesting a movie is a deal breaker for her because she would have to dive into the interests of another person than herself. She could date a clone of herself and that wouldn't be okay for her either, I honestly believe that she isn't searching for a relationship, she is searching for attention and drama and being the poor
victim that will be alone until the end of days.
No. 1911928
>>1911827he was still trying to engage with her interests here, even though they don’t 100% align.
i’ve never seen someone so dull, closed off to new experiences, and uncompromising. does she not know how to flirt? she’s so charmless
No. 1912589
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Shallow as always. Doll looks weird/spooky, so it's automatically haunted. I suppose that standard is about as rigorous as the paranormal community gets.
No. 1912695
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No. 1912792
>>1911827Yeah I saw that and thought the same, it's almost farcical how she steamrolls these guys without giving them the slightest chance. The guy asked a friendly question "what got you into the paranormal?" and instead of answering she got defensive.
He is obviously joking with the next part, what's funny is she doesn't even watch movies so the idea of watching a movie is absurd to her. Like it's a fuckboy since he jumped straight to "when you visit my place" but she is also a terrible conversationalist. She is trying to act like the paranormal is keeping her from guys when she has already dated, and is followed by, a slew of guys into paranormal including her last boyfriend who was literally a "paranormal investigator"
like guys will actually tolerate a lot if they are into a girl. They don't really care for real and most of these screenshots it's obvious the guys are joking. Most people don't expect a 1:1 with their partner's hobbies and interests.
Nobody is clutching their pearls in fear either. idk she should just admit she hates men and stop dating altogether, if there's a problem with the thousands of men she has messaged/have messaged her, and dozens she's dated, at the end of it she should accept she just that isn't keen on men, and no man is interesting or good enough for her.
No. 1913048
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>>1912695To be fair that's not entirely true, she did find a new goth store to shop at.
No. 1913055
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>>1913048oh nonna, how could you forget to post all the other pictures of the spooky clothes she saw and bought. I think wikipedia is wrong about what goth fashion is and she should be posted on there as an example for real spooky gothic clothes.
Nothing wrong with what she looked at or bought, but to claim she is so alternative and goth and spooky is so funny and shows how far her perception of herself differs from what other people see.
No. 1913078
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>>1913055Shelley Duvall in "3 Women." She imagines she's one way (glamorous, interesting and beloved by men and women alike) when the camera clearly shows that she's the opposite (boring, basic and that everyone is annoyed and barely tolerates her.) It's funny at first but then you just feel bad for her. Heather in the Target break room treating the ladies to stories of ghost hunting at Gettysburg (aka the spookiest place in the world) and Ryans must be like this.
No. 1913378
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No. 1913530
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Is it mean that I find it funny she has a couch in her car that she bought 3 days ago? She has no one to help her get it out.
No. 1913690
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Is she using her Dunky breakfast as a way to ask ask for a boyfriend? My god.
No. 1913720
>>1913702>>1913690Poor Heatherbrained
nonnie. This is not a very aesthetic piece of avocado toast though. Everything Heather does and consumes is so bland but she really thinks she did something, kek.
No. 1913899
File: 1697381203970.jpeg (1.68 MB, 1092x1970, IMG_0344.jpeg)
Heather for fucks sake CHANGE YOUR PANTS
No. 1913941
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>>1913530>>1913921full story on that couch:
>What’s your biggest antiquing regret?Mine is that I’ve wanted this piece for over 2 years and missed a few chances to buy it.
I based my home decor off inspiration from it and I thought of it often. I think we all get attached to certain pieces and see them as ours before they even come home. I was visiting home today and I couldn’t believe it when I saw it was still at this shop, buried under layers of quilts!! I knew it was meant to be, so I made an offer to a very kind shop keeper who I made a deal with in the past was excited to see I came back for it!
I couldn’t believe that it fit in my car! I don’t care how crazy it sounds, I’m so happy she’s mine!
Ever since I was a teenager I pictured a Victorian parlor chair in my own place. I guess I’ve finally made it in life, because here we are.
No. 1914025
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No. 1914027
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No. 1914028
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No. 1914031
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No. 1914038
>>1914031someone pls do an edit with her scary freeze frame smile
also, heather, you work in retail, not at corporate target
No. 1914213
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Girl, everyone knows.
No. 1914216
>>1914213Everything she describes she did to others as well, so frustrating she's playing the
victim card and has been for what? 5 plus years? All those comments legit look like they were made from an account she made just to make herself feel less lonely
No. 1914234
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>>1914033Not surprising. I think the whole reason this video exists is she thought she looked cute making this face. With how she's staring at her image when it starts she probably practiced it for awhile before pressing record.
No. 1914248
File: 1697429488391.gif (2.82 MB, 600x1067, what the future holds.gif)
>>1914025> Drinking from a straw while staring us down“Good morning! So! I’m in a little bit of a dilemma at the moment. So I was just out in my car and I got my Victorian parlour chair out and I’m sad to say that the drive, because of how it was laying did some damage to the piece. There are these little, like almost like veneer pieces in the middle that are real delicate, and they all cracked. [Loud sigh] and then I’m noticing things that I didn’t really notice at the shop and I’m like “oh no! Did that happen in my care?” and I just feel so bad about it. Realistically it should have just been sitting up in a truck but [change of pitch to a mocking tone as she moves her head side to side] I don’t have a truck and I really wanted it, so…
>>1914027So, it was a lot difficult, a little scary but I managed to get it out of my car and what I’ve discovered about the piece is that I could probably lift it by myself maybe like a foot or two at a time and then I’d have to put it down without blowing out my back. [Chuckle] Hmm, but I just don’t know if I’m going to be able to get it up my steps. I only have two little steps but I just don’t know, uh, if I’m going to be able to get it into my house and it’s like, do I wait until someone could possibly help me with this? [while sighing] but then I’d have to clean my house for company and like blah, you know? I just travelled, my house is a wreck from travelling and you know? Um, [swallows spit audibly] but I really wanna set it up for my house. It’s like, I’m dying, I’m dying to get it into place and start decorating. [Excited?] Ooh!
>>1914028So, do I summon the super human strength I have in me when I really, really want something? Or do I leave it wrapped up in my garage and wait until someone could help me and it’ll be like, uh, it would take us like three minutes just to walk into my house, plop it down, done! And I can start decorating. Or do I potentially blow out my back, fuck up the piece [insincere laugh] My plan was to get it into my kitchen, lay down a blanket, drag the blanket all across the floor with the piece on it…Then I got to wash the blanket, the I gotta hope it didn’t scratch my floor but I don’t know, I just really wanna have it home, finally. And I want to start doing some restoration work on the little spots that I fucked up but anyway that’s how my morning is going. [While zooming us in in a sing-songy voice] How’s yours?
>>1914031And if you’re curious what was in my cup. I made, sort of, one of those pumpkin drinks that I was sharing. It’s honestly just like a pumpkin smoothie . I just mix with coffee and drink it that way, and it was so nice. I know I could have done it a lot better but [childish voice] I really needed some pumpkin, finally this season [switches to regular voice] and now, I’m gonna get ready because I know there’s a big event in Gettysburg all weekend for the [breathy sexy (?) voice] 30th anniversary of the movie Gettysburg [back to regular voice] a movie that I never been able to sit through the whole thing, I’m going to be honest, umm, but I’ve been trying to, I’ve been trying to. I don’t know what it is, I just can’t pay attention that long. Isn’t the movie like 4 hours? So I’m gonna go check that out possibly, get some sunshine. Enjoy my last day of vacation and tomorrow I go back to corporate hell but I definitely got really inspired this vacation and we’ll see what the future holds.” [zooming us in to a fake smile]
No. 1914469
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>intense self-reflection
>healing
Does she think she's somewhere else? She makes it sound like she's some poor sheltered abuse survivor when she's just a boring sheltered retard who likes to shop.
No. 1914485
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>>1914469Whenever she mentions platonic friends it gives me whiplash. If she doesn't want to date them they don't exist on her social media. For example: a female friend went to the hoover house with her. I honestly thought she went alone.
No. 1914662
>>1914485There was also a male "friend" involved, as it seems, not that men can be friends in her world.
>>1914590The only person that matters to her and will be showed in pictures, is a new Ryan, everyone else just doesn't exist and it would destroy her "everyone hates me, I'm so lonely" image. It's not like she hasn't met that woman before
>>1866812 No. 1914807
>>1913866Oh! I had missed the part of it being from dunken donuts. Lol i didnt even know they sold food there.
Wow so she probably hella over paid for something she could have made better at home.
No. 1914984
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No. 1914985
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No. 1914986
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No. 1915228
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I really wish she would reconsider the blonde. Her hair looked nice this color.
No. 1915238
File: 1697569068229.jpg (Spoiler Image,145.41 KB, 612x618, gollumsparkles.jpg)
>>1915231>>1915233What about this hair color?
No. 1915268
File: 1697571986883.jpg (164.21 KB, 1037x771, newfriend.jpg)
>>1915209maybe it's him? The other woman is moving back to New England very soon, as far as I've read it, so maybe he is still around and it's her "new friend"?
No. 1915298
>>1915268He's young, semi-cute, and makes YouTube documentaries about haunted places. She's definitely going to try it.
Not posting a picture because he isn't officially a Ryan
yet, but they're easy to find on his insta.
No. 1915342
>>1915268We were mutuals on insta
years ago, randomly. He's a very nice, friendly guy but I do not think he'd be more than nice to her
No. 1915420
File: 1697596415800.jpg (298.83 KB, 1152x2048, better.jpg)
Honestly, an improvement.
No. 1915421
File: 1697596488606.mp4 (1.59 MB, 720x1280, if this doesnt scare them off.…)
She's not helping herself. No offense, britt
No. 1915466
>>1915424The blonde is ok.
I feel like almost any hair color Heather has doesn’t look good on her. It almost bothers me to think not a single color could improve her because it’s like we want to help.
Maybe she is just ugly.
No. 1915694
>>1915421>empoweringIf anyone has looked into this a bit, all those dancing videos are recorded on a phone on a tripod, and if you notice it's very high up - her much taller husband has been seen in reflections/shadows in these videos. He is controlling the phone/camera, telling her to dance, and uploading it. All her posts go through her manager/him iirc, she doesn't have access to her account. She also "escaped" from conservatorship only to enter, effectively, another one with her husband. She even had a weird "wedding" which she invited her ex husband to, but when he arrived, nobody was there, it was just an empty venue with guards and they arrested him for gatecrashing even though he was invited.
So yes, the definition of empowering, Heather truly has all the best takes, hot on the heels of acting like it's a total mystery what's wrong with Eugenia.
No. 1915724
File: 1697672446930.mp4 (18.34 MB, 720x1280, uh.mp4)
She's gunna wait for someone who's serious about her to approach her? How's that gunna happen? She wants a husband to land in her lap.
No. 1915725
File: 1697672479639.mp4 (3.43 MB, 720x1280, quirky.mp4)
so embarassed then don't post it
No. 1915757
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>>1915738Samefag. And maybe its just me but she would look much better with something like picrel (pardon the shit editing i dont have photoshop and i did this on my phone with a free paint app.)
(fanart) No. 1915860
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No. 1915902
>>1915860>a kind friendThe same guy mentioned here?
>>1915209 The couchRyan tinfoil is gaining traction.
No. 1916133
>>1916114I actually don't know, but apologies if so. I wasn't going to message or anything, and it's not in order to cowtip- just wanna buy some things from an Etsy shop or depop or something.
I've seen others say similar about her toy collection, apologies if it was out of line
(chronic newfaggotry) No. 1916180
>>1916133I wasn't trying to be aggressive anon, sorry. I am genuinely curious about the lines of cowtipping and interaction.
At any rate- Id like to know how much she is selling them for
No. 1916199
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Holy shit she actually drank alcohol. In the next story she reveals that this cider is called "Paranormal" so I guess that makes it ok.
No. 1916201
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Double posting to add that this was at an Edgar Allan Poe event, which is hilarious considering she claims she doesn't read. I doubt there's a single work of his that she knows beyond the title alone.
No. 1916283
>>1916238why would anyone use all that
toxic stuff where they live? Besides that, she recently posted a candle in her stories, didn't save it, because didn't care, but it was some smelling stuff.
No. 1916340
>>1916307sad, many such cases
but for real all the food she posts looks like sweets or carb piles
Heather eat an actual vegetable challenge
No. 1916420
>>1916212I guess, but I’m wondering where all these “friends” suddenly came from, since she’s always “lonely” and “has no-one”.
Unless they’re just ghosts that she summoned with her dime store ouija board to help get the couch into the apartment…
No. 1916499
File: 1697837049412.jpg (883.64 KB, 1079x1770, RecentDivorcee.jpg)
The desperation is real
No. 1916541
File: 1697842195117.jpg (983.2 KB, 1000x1754, Screenshot_20231020_184953_Sam…)
Please for the love of God, live stream
No. 1916690
File: 1697867799157.jpg (518.29 KB, 993x1563, Cin_Samsung Internet.jpg)
How about that he's in Cincinnati? Heather complaining about someone that wouldn't work anyway
No. 1916774
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No. 1917095
>>1916544>>1916479She's 5' or 5'1", quite short.
>>1916690So much for being "off the market" and "waiting for someone who's serious to approach her". That lasted for about an evening.
No. 1917455
File: 1697940809950.jpg (329.99 KB, 1152x2048, delusion.jpg)
Imagine posting about your imaginary wedding when you don't even have a date. She's in her 30s a reminder.
No. 1917783
File: 1697997767218.jpg (212.13 KB, 1080x1920, ZombieRyan.jpg)
>>1916786>>1916774picrel from her stories today, why would you post a picture of a person in your stories that you are not, well, close to? She has never done that before, so, I guess he might be my hope for Halloween, kek. Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but she never shares people on her stories expect for some potential Ryans.
>>1917455As far as I can see it, she deleted this one, everything else from her stories around that picture is still up, but that one is gone.
No. 1917844
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She must be trolling
No. 1917902
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>>1917844kek, was about to post that. And so much for being done with the dating market. She will never change and if she will ever have a baby it will be an "accident" outside of a relationship.
No. 1918081
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No. 1918090
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YOOOOO is this the spooky grill with huge TITS!?(spam)
No. 1918122
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Heather repeating she needs Ryan's I mean friends.
No. 1918124
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>>1918122Still she will ignore if you're a female. It's because she's mentioned numerous times she doesn't check her DMs and her comment section is limited who can even speak with her. So how do you expect to make friends hag? Message you on your many dating apps?
No. 1918126
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More people wasting their time thinking anything will happen being friends with Hag. How do they not see the red flag from this crazy bitch.
No. 1918138
>>1918122>interested in real storieslooking for ghosts and paranormal stuff…
I have the feeling she reads here sometimes, so my advice, dear Heather, maybe expand your horizon and add some new things to your list of interests. There are movies about real stories, songs they sung in the times you are interested in. You can't expect a friend to be a 100% clone of yourself, they bring in new ideas, new hobbies, new views. Just be open for something new in your life, if not, you will stay alone forever. And women can be amazing friends and they won't stand in your way of finding a Ryan some time in the future.
No. 1918167
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>I got this vintage Ethan Allen table when I was homeless
Nonnies, is this the most absurd sentence ever written?
No. 1918179
File: 1698075437514.jpg (415.15 KB, 1080x1920, 559320055.jpg)
Why does she keep going to the same exact place taking the same picture every time?
>>1918174Wasn't she claiming she was homeless after she and Adam divorced?
No. 1918220
>>1918211Yeah she loves Taylor Swift. She only wants people to talk about she wants and it's whatever thing she super interested.
>>1918179 I'm assuming she takes the same photos to relive moments that she had with her ex Ryan's. She only wants to relive moments that she had with past Ryan's and whatever thing she may do with future Ryan's.
No. 1918254
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>>1918122I'm so tired of the narrative that things are so hard for her because of her unique interests. She's always victimized herself and it's always been over things that are completely normal to other people, that she thinks are so special. Like picrel, nobody bullied her over liking Sailor fucking Moon. Literally who, Heather.
No. 1918260
>>1918211also, movies, I've never met a person (except for my mother) before that has not at least one favourite movie, even if it's a movie from their childhood. For me she is a very boring person that only is interested in other people if it revolves around her.
>>1918254I got bullied because I liked Sailor Moon, but that was many years ago, so I guess her trauma also might be from her childhood. Today no one will bully you for liking anime, it's just a normal thing to like. And I agree with you, her interests aren't unique, I have some of the same interests and know a lot of people that have those interests. It's hard to find friends if you treat them like NPCs and get rid of them if they don't act like you want them to act.
No. 1918394
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Didn’t you just have some dude take you out twice and want to be friends?! She told him no.
No. 1918530
>>1918394Take that @sanguinemacabre! Not saying much about her "good friend's" conversation skills here lol
Imagine spending time with someone and then they write this kind of shit, like you don't even exist to them.
No. 1919227
File: 1698259267295.mp4 (17.36 MB, 720x1280, aHR0cHM6Ly9zY29udGVudC1mcmE1LT…)
>>1919196In one of her videos she admits that she is looking for someone like herself and in this video, she says that it's her dream that two guys would date her.
No. 1919284
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>throws a shower curtain over the same shirt and pants she always wears
>never bothered fixing hair from morning dating app rant
>dressed up cute
No. 1919316
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The desperation is so pathetic
No. 1919576
File: 1698324981670.jpeg (151.86 KB, 1179x605, IMG_7707.jpeg)
Shit like this pisses me off. You know how to use google. You know how to use Facebook. There are tons of ways to find local events. Literally walk around your town.
No. 1919966
File: 1698368288520.mp4 (1.83 MB, 720x1280, girl what.mp4)
Heather's getting back to her "roots"
No. 1919989
>>1919966She honestly looks older than my mother. It's like "grandma feeling herself
Smell my pit!!!"
No. 1919992
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She spent $45 dollars on something she knew nothing about because it was on a coffin? She'll never address her shopping addiction. 1/2
No. 1919993
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2/2
No. 1920033
>>1919979Topkek omg thanks for the belly laugh,
Nonnie!
No. 1920268
File: 1698430461036.jpg (291.26 KB, 1152x2048, 396549112_17971559660629033_11…)
Proof that Heather has never seen an actual baby.
No. 1920310
>>1920268Compared to this
>>1919966 haggard nightmare, she's not wrong.
No. 1920316
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>>1920310She's really missing her past. The pink hair story, recreating that fuck ugly bird mask photoshoot, this travesty.
No. 1920377
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>>1919993The comments on this photos “That part I can read” heather you stuck up bitch - did you google it though? As a collector this is embarrassing that you had to be spoon fed like this.
No. 1920384
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She answered the same question twice in two different ways, one self aware, and one perky and oblivious, without referencing the first one, I'm losing my mind kek
No. 1920402
File: 1698445829054.jpg (683.52 KB, 951x1716, Random.jpg)
She clearly won't date this person or she would have responded privately. She's just letting everyone know what she needs from a man
No. 1920409
File: 1698446461076.jpg (836.31 KB, 986x1758, Boys.jpg)
Samefag cuz idk how to post multiple pics. She's answering questions and sound bitter af today. Guess this means she's done dating "boys"
No. 1920415
>>1920402"Thrashy generations"
Hooks up with more men in 3 months then most of us within a year.
No. 1920488
>>1920415You mean, more hookups like many of us have in a lifetime? Only because she says that every guy is "the one" doesn't mean those aren't random sexual encounters.
>>1920472she went out once and had an alcoholic drink? That's the only change I've seen so far besides her having her own flat. And she wants a baby, that might the thing she means with "different things than in her 20s"…
No. 1920643
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No. 1920645
>>1920402>doesn't do hookupsShe's so delusional. I guess it's totally not a hook-up if you bone your tinder match on the first date and then he ghosts you? It is wild though, she's out here banging more losers than "professional" whores like Shayna. kek
>>1920643>inner strengthDid she send this to herself? She's constantly having huge meltdowns over absolutely nothing.
No. 1920655
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No. 1920656
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No. 1920658
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No. 1920820
>>1920656>>1920656>the fact that i'm here typing this at all is some sort of miracle>being special hurts, i often wish i wasn'tthis is so crap, i don't even know where to begin. in all of her stories lately, she might as well just be outwardly saying "i think i'm better than everyone else. only i have an important story to tell, and no one has been through what i have" when she is the most generic looking white girl, has no defining traits other than bpd and covert narcissim, and has a schizo-tier
victim complex.
she's always branding herself as this deep, strong person who's been through a lot when she's a surface level clusterbee white bitch who has no depth at all, and only cares about scoring a boyfriend so she can have something to complain about when it all goes wrong. she acts like people don't like her because she's weird when she's not even weird, she's just
abusive and demanding. she says she's so strong and been through so much, but she has absolutely nothing to show for it. she's genuinely delusional. i feel like she's sending herself these questions. she has some issues she needs to resolve instead of throwing herself at the first moid who gives her the "right" kind of attention. what the fuck
No. 1920907
>>1920656She
has to be writing them herself. Omg this is too funny
No. 1921088
File: 1698554455971.mp4 (10.14 MB, 720x1280, psycho.mp4)
She's gunna murder someone. And not cuz she quirky. Cuz shes insane.(calm down)
No. 1921101
>>1921088Same fag but now she looks like Gru
And Vector had a child together
No. 1921340
File: 1698615711406.jpeg (330.23 KB, 828x1469, IMG_3475.jpeg)
Live soon. Stories now. Already crying. We’re in for a pre-ween Hagdown. Weirdly, I remember her shit Halloween last year as if it were yesterday. ‘Ween milk nona, where are you?
No. 1921346
File: 1698617330528.mp4 (12.02 MB, 720x1280, F84609A627A09AA0F9C18822EC5C6F…)
No. 1921348
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No. 1921365
>>1921346 >>1921348
I don't get it. People want to hang out with her when she asks
>>1918126 she is going out to be with people
>>1916201 and she has SOME friends who can support her
>>1915860what the hell is her problem? I guess she means people who will always be available when she is bored and have a bad day?
oh, right. she means ideal boyfriend who is with gives her attention 24/7 I just wish she could be honest about it.
No. 1921391
File: 1698622826068.mp4 (7.05 MB, 720x1280, 01.mp4)
>>1921088Here are the rest of the Instagram Stories which will perhaps provide a bit more context.
Although she seems scatterbrained in this and what she’s saying is only loosely tied together. > Opens discussing a podcast she’s currently listening to which has given her things to think about that she wants to discuss with us.“Hi, I’m actually putting away my laundry that I did like a couple of weeks ago and I actually made a list of things that I want to buy tomorrow that I will use to actually make some goals of mine come true. What the funk is going on?! But anyway, I wanted to have a quick chat with you guys, maybe this is bad, maybe I’m sidetracking myself considering I’m finally digging into these clothes but I just needed to talk to you guys because I’m listening to a podcast right now and it’s giving me things to think about, so let’s talk.”
[1/7]
No. 1921392
File: 1698623241148.mp4 (7.6 MB, 720x1280, 02.mp4)
>>1921391“ Alright, so, I’m listening to Chelcie Lynn’s podcast right now is “The Viral Podcast”. Oh my god, I just thought I’d be something funny to listen to, I was not expecting for there to be an episode about a haunting she’s experiencing and things that are going on with that and it’s honestly getting so interesting and it’s gotten me thinking about things, so, here is what I wanna talk about.”
[2/7]
No. 1921403
>>1921392“So, they’re talking about mediums, and, I just wanted to get some advice from you guys on how I could develop as a medium. So basically, my whole life spirits have been attracted to me, umm, [chuckle/giggle ] maybe that’s a weird way to say it, like, I mean if a cute ghost was attracted to me I wouldn’t have to be sad about being single, now would I? I would have a ghost boyfriend. Umm, that’s just a joke I make but, ah, I don’t, I don’t want to say the word attracted. Ghosts, spirits, spirits have been drawn to me ever since I was a little kid, I’ve always been very open to that. I could sense when they were there, I would have crazy dreams, I saw things, umm, so there’s was a lot that went along with that in my childhood and definitely into my teen years.”
>>1921088 is [3/7]
No. 1921404
File: 1698624629506.mp4 (11.57 MB, 720x1280, 04.mp4)
>>1921403“And I know that sounds crazy, it’s fine. Maybe it’s the way I’m explaining it. It’s been a long day, it’s hard for me to talk. Um, but what I’m getting at is that, I’ve had had moments, like, Halloween a couple of years ago were I went around crescent (?) by myself and I did a spirit box session and I had this sense that somebody was in front of me and they were bleeding. I could feel this presence was there, I could tell they were bleeding. I asked on the spirits box: ‘are you bleeding?’ And I get the intelligent response of: ‘there’s blood’. And then I start getting responses about a murder, but just the fact, like, that I actually sensed that they were bleeding or was the spirit just interacting with me, responding? I’ve got multiple moments like that. Were I’ll be…one moment [chuckle]”
[4/7]
No. 1921406
File: 1698624726661.mp4 (11.28 MB, 720x1280, 05.mp4)
>>1921404“I’ve had multiple experiences like that were, I’ll just get a sense of here’s what I think this entity is, here’s what I feel in my heart I should ask and then I’ll get an intelligent response, you know, based on that feeling. So, how do I turn that into, where some people are that they’re able to sense that there’s a man, this is there name, you know, like, I’m getting this and this and this feeling. Like, how do I get to that? What I’ve kinda realised is that, I, you know, like I said I attract spirits, I, I, umm, when I’m around things tend to happen, I’ve noticed, and other people have noticed that, uh, [audible gulp and pained face] so that’s very interesting but, like, how do I develop further than that? Does that make sense? I’ve become worse and worse at talking to people, you know, I used to be a YouTuber and sit at [audio cuts off]”
[5/7]
No. 1921407
File: 1698624829187.mp4 (11.05 MB, 720x1280, 06.mp4)
>>1921406> Goes off topic “Sorry, it cut off, I wasn’t paying attention to how long the video was going. Um, so I used to be a full time YouTuber, like, as my job, and, so, for hours a day I’d be sitting in front of cameras and talking to people and I was really good at speaking and these days, like, I get such bad anxiety talking to anyone, getting my point across, as you can tell. My, umm, way of talking is ver longwinded and I’m explaining myself the whole way. It’s like, you can tell I’m not confident in my talking at all and that’s something I’m trying to get better with but dude (?) my job stresses me out so bad, like I’m always worried ‘cause like everybody is looking at me and, like, I’m gonna say something wrong and oh my god, so, [sharp exhale] that’s why it’s really hard for me to like, get my point across and I wanna start making more content, where I like, try to be intelligent and actually talk about all these different theories and stuff but I just don’t know how to talk to people anymore so we’ll see if I ever grow in that realm.”
[6/7]
No. 1921408
File: 1698624939852.mp4 (11.41 MB, 720x1280, 07.mp4)
>>1921407“But anyway, now I’m getting sidetracked from hanging up, eh, my clothes and stuff. So, my big goal for tomorrow is to get printer ink and shipping boxes and little suppli [cuts self off] I have a supplies list because I wanna make, like, today made me realise, like dude, I can’t depend on a corporation my whole life, I have to eventually become an entrepreneur. You know what I mean? I have to start this shop I wanna make, like, [almost in tears?] even if I, like, make nothing off of it, it’d be so good for me, it’d be so much fun, it’d be such great experience, like I should, I just need to dive in, you know? And I’m also going to get basic ass trashbags because I’m going to clean out my closet, that’s been a nightmare to deal with this whole year and I’m going to purge my clothes so I can actually hang up my clothes neatly and not struggle with them anymore, you know what I mean? So, yeah. This is why I really need a friend because I just do this kinda rambling stuff.”
[7/7]
No. 1921420
>>1921408You're a godsend,
nonny. I could not sit through these. It was much easier reading her words as she spoke so slowly.
No. 1921425
File: 1698627358338.png (111.82 KB, 476x759, spooky.png)
No. 1921453
>>1921425These guys are obviously just 90 IQ morons just saying random shit to their matches and forgetting about it immediately. Men have always had an approach online of trying it with literally every woman they see to (in their mind) increase their chances, however it's all such low level nonsense they spout that they actually reduce their chances to nil. Some guys even use AI to answer for them. Like if all you have is your words and some selfies, better make your words count but they all fall at the first hurdle.
These screenshots just reveal that her matches looked at her profile for half a second and spend another half a second replying.
No. 1921457
>>1921408So she's having trouble communicating at work and wants to start an online shop and or become a medium. idk if there's money in it but there's definitely an audience of woo woo believers who would pay, like if she was a medium and tarot card reading "witch" or some shit I bet she'd make money from fellow loons.
But a shop is a good start I think.
No. 1921529
File: 1698650171188.jpeg (177.21 KB, 1103x1333, Gregg_Allman_1975.jpeg)
>>1921403> Dear instagram, please teach me how to find a qt ghost bfHeather is that cringe goth friend. Just go read a wicca book you child.
>>1921358Powerful '70s rock vibes here
No. 1921644
>>1921408God love you transcript
nonnie. Woman needs therapy in the most desperate of ways.
No. 1922349
File: 1698799688158.gif (21.93 KB, 474x93, IMG_0783.gif)
>>1921408<3 just adding to the love for transcript nona<3>>1921407
No. 1922642
File: 1698854332255.mp4 (5.62 MB, 720x1280, B440527533DED8F0722B75249CEB50…)
No. 1922659
File: 1698858072902.png (1.04 MB, 968x1032, Screenshot 2023-11-01 at 12.58…)
the magnification on her glasses KEKKKK
No. 1922663
>>1922659Can we not make fun of people with severe myopia? It's not like they have a choice
nonny.Are you still in highschool?
(wk-ing) No. 1922679
>>1922663Why are you white knighting? This is the place to do what this
nonnie is doing. How do you know she has that? Just because your glasses are like that doesn't mean she has it. Look at her other pictures l, her glasses are no where near that caliber and we've already established she is a pathological liar.
No. 1922827
>>1922792I saw them but they were too boring to save and you're correct, she deleted all of them. I was more wondering why she bought tape and scissors when she is shipping things in self-adhesive envelopes kek
I can't make it through all of her new rambling stories she's posted but it's starts with "a lot of you have been asking me what I'm looking for in a relationship" and going on about how she needs to find someone who shares all her interests and dating apps are scary and blah blah blah. Same old hag cycle.
No. 1922918
File: 1698890141236.mp4 (2.71 MB, 720x1280, Heather, it’s a hoodie.mp4)
> With a breathy, higher pitched voice than usual
“So it’s officially the one night (?) of the year where I can dress up as a spooky skeleton and no one can say anything about it.”
I’ve never seen anyone that wants to be oppressed and persecuted as badly as Heather.
No. 1922919
File: 1698890298655.mp4 (2.03 MB, 720x1280, Cleaning Nightmare.mp4)
> While panning around her hoard
“Good morning my friends! Does anyone want to talk to me today?”
No. 1922925
File: 1698891294905.mp4 (3.25 MB, 720x1280, “[…]So if I’m too much for you…)
> Voice over by Elyse Myers
“I’ve spent the majority of my life trying to recalibrate my voice, body, style, sense of humour so I’m more digestible for the people around me. I found it to be much easier and faster for me to change than to wait until I could meet people that would love me just
> Audio cuts off here but here’s the rest
“as I was. So on my way to becoming softer, smaller, quieter, and more pleasant, I also washed away everything that made me, me. I realized I wasn’t actually loved any more than I was before because nobody knew me, I barely knew me anymore. When somebody would compliment me it felt like they were saying, ‘I am so glad you aren’t the way you used to be.’ I would think, I used to have an opinion. I used to care about things that were outside of my body and extended further than my mirror. I used to be present in a conversation without worrying if I am giving way too much or not nearly enough. I used to reply to messages because I didn’t have to wonder if I was sending too many of them. I used to be loud in public places because I wasn’t afraid to take up the space with my body and my voice and my presence and I’m done.
I’m done watering myself down so that you feel more comfortable around me. It’s not my life’s mission and my life’s purpose to be easily loved. And I’m going to stop acting as if it is. I don’t want love that isn’t meant for me.
So if I’m too much for you, go find less.”
There’s probably a longer Reel that I couldn’t locate and I’d prefer not to click on her Instagram Stories as she monitores them heavily. Regardless, I’m going to assume the shared clip captures the essence of the entire video.
No. 1922933
File: 1698894798160.mp4 (3.6 MB, 720x1280, Kitchen Sink.mp4)
>>1922792I have them but first I’m sharing two other Instagram Stories you didn’t mention which came first. I think these videos while not necessarily milky, are interesting in understanding Heather.
> While panning around her kitchen sink area“So, I just want to know how I manage to make this amount of dishes like, every couple days, every couple days my whole sink is completely full. What am I doing? What is wrong with me? And when am I going to start buying paper plates?”
No. 1922935
File: 1698894892970.mp4 (15.1 MB, 720x1280, ADHeatherD.mp4)
>>1922933“So I haven’t gotten to do any spirit box stuff with my objects, because I am trying to clean my house. And, this is usually how it goes, like, it’s already almost noon and the only cleaning I’ve done in my house is, I have managed to wash my dishes that were piling up and I’m probably gonna water my plants but my entire house is trashed and I don’t know, what the fuck I do? Like, this is an ADHD symptom that I don’t think any of us with ADHD can figure out. Like, what are we doing? That we’re just continuously trashing our place and then, like, on our day off, we clean the whole thing, it looks great and by our day off, it looks like we haven’t cleaned in months. [Chuckle?] Wha? What is this phenomenon? I don’t know but a, yeah, we’ll see what I’ll get into today. I wanna get out of the house. That’s all. Why am I wasting time when I could be fucking cleaning?! See you guys later.”
No. 1922986
File: 1698906217729.mp4 (12.45 MB, 720x1280, 1.mp4)
>>1922792>>1922827>>1922851Here are the ones you were referencing, Nonas.
“Hello. So, I just finished cleaning and it’s not exactly how I would like it to be but things are tucked away, the dishes are done, I vacuumed, I wiped down but HOLY SHIT! I have a lot of things, and unless I with a nicer way to display them, it really is that time when I need to purge my whole house, and uh, I can definitely see myself, like, becoming a purger over the winter and just, like, completely redoing my entire space because the amount of just like shit I have in my cabinets, is a little alarming. So, if you’re from Harrisburg and you want some free stuff…like, if you need planters or anything. I have probably like 50 empty planters and just crazy things. So, yeah.”
[1/8]
No. 1922987
File: 1698906688115.mp4 (16.86 MB, 720x1280, 2.mp4)
>>1922986"But the reason I'm getting on here and posting isn't just to show off my favourite sweater. [Pitched] Oh, look at the ruffles, I love this so much [normal voice] but is also to say that, I got poly mailers, so I can sell some clothes that I never got to wear, that are really nice and I just want to get a little bit of money. Um, I also got shipping tape. I got shipping scissors and I got printer ink. Holy shit! I was not mentally prepared for how expensive printer ink is. I went to go print a label the other day and I didn't have any ink and I was like 'oh!', I'm thinking $10, $15 dollars. No, like $40 dollars! What the fuck?! And I also got trash bags! So I can clean out my closet which is…fucking nightmare! So, slowly making progress in my life."
[2/8]
No. 1922990
File: 1698907991227.mp4 (12.62 MB, 720x1280, 3.mp4)
>>1922987"I'm also banning myself from buying any antiques for at least a month, that's gonna be hard but dude. [Chuckles] Dude, I have so much stuff, like, my room, ugh, don't even look, don't look at my pile of laundry that, uh, is like three-weeks old that still in my living room, uh, that I have not put away because my closet is completely full and my dresser is completely full and I don't even know if I wear any of this stuff. Um, but yeah, I'm not buying any more antiques for a while, I have to stop, I gotta to focus on selling antiques and what I was not prepared for how expensive shipping boxes and stuff are, if you guys run your own little resell, uh, hustle, business thing. Where are you guys getting your boxes affordably, because, wow!"
[3/8]
I don’t get how her laundry pile isn’t sorted yet when she said she was taking care of it 3 days or so ago
>>1921391 No. 1922991
File: 1698908713670.mp4 (13.28 MB, 720x1280, 4.mp4)
>>1922990"Like, people say, 'oh you can get free boxes from the Postal Service'. Yeah, those are priority mail boxes and, I think the largest one, isn't it like $20 dollars or something crazy to ship? Like, I just don't know if my, I don't wanna call them costumers, if my clients, I am going to hopefully have would want to pay that much for shipping. So, I would literally have to, like, get boxes. And also, for you sellers, like, do you charge like a small fee to cover, just like a little bit of packing supplies? Like, obviously, you're not going to charge the person for, like, you know, all the tape you use, or whatever or the box itself. But, do you, like add a little bit extra on there just to kind of make up for some of that. Like, is that ok? Am I allowed to do that? Because, yeah [chuckles] it's gonna be a lot. But I'm excited and it's something I really wanna do and I have plenty of things."
[4/8]
No. 1922994
File: 1698909621625.mp4 (11.04 MB, 720x1280, 5.mp4)
>>1922991"I'm also looking at, I have this stand in my house that just has like, shoes and random crap on it now and I'm looking at, like, ok, that's where I wanna set up, like, my shop area. Like, Etsy or whatever it's going to be that I've been saying for like three fucking years and it never happens every [indecipherable]. Um, like, that's where I wanna keep, like, my supplies, and orders, and like, things like that. So, I gotta get that cleaned off and I have an idea for it. I'm going to put, like, this little curtain accross the bottom, so I gotta get a dowel rod today for that and I have some, like, vintage fabric here that I thought about (?) cutting and, like, putting it on there and, like, customising it, you know? So it looks neat and nice in my living room and decorating the top. 'Cause hate, like, looking at cluttered messes and I look at them for like a month and I'm like 'when the fuck am I going to take care of that?' So, [chuckles]"
[5/8]
> 'Cause hate, like, looking at cluttered messes> Don't look at my pile of laundry that, uh, is like three-weeks old that still in my living room, uh, that I have not put away No. 1922997
File: 1698910485308.mp4 (12.47 MB, 720x1280, 6.mp4)
>>1922994"So, I'm really trying to challenge myself not to shop, because I don't really have the money for that and it's just becoming and unhealthy habit and, like, I've kinda gotten into the 'just go look' stage. You know? Or, I don't know. I have to start making life goals and promises to myself, of like, 'ok, if you wanna go buy this thing you need to sell X, Y and Z or you need to, like, accomplish this task and then you can reward yourself and go do that thing', you know? I gotta start setting those rewards kinds of, uh, goals and boundaries for myself but I don't even know where this ramble was starting. I just know I need to get out of the house, 'cause I'm loosing my fucking mind. So, I'm going to out to the battle field and I'm gonna just going to wander around. It's going to be a chilly day but, um, yeah, after that, just coming home and getting ready to go to bed for work tomorrow."
[6/8]
No. 1923000
File: 1698911248729.mp4 (11.33 MB, 720x1280, 7.mp4)
>>1922997"And then I have a new project piece I just bought, that I really want to start painting and turning into something. I also have, um, like, 20 terrarium, like, empty terrariums, and I have, like, this moss and like, little tombstone I bought, and I was going to make little cemetary terrariums. Never fucking happened, and, like, every time I have free time, I'm like 'I gotta get out of the house so, like, I've got to go some place, I have to, I wanna be around people', you know? And I just feel, like, if I could just have someone come over and just, like, chill in my living room while I do crafts, or, like, while I do a project, or while I, like, clean out my closet, I feel like that would solve all my problems, like, I would be motivated. I would want to be in my house. It's hard to be in my house alone all day. Like, I really wanna be around someone and I don't have that in my life, so that's why I'm always out shopping 'cause I'm like, like, i literally don't know what else to do with my free time."
[7/8]
No. 1923004
File: 1698912244092.mp4 (12.34 MB, 720x1280, 8.mp4)
>>1923000“And not that anybody is still listening or that anybody cares but, uhm, I do have a fun weekend ahead of me, hopefully. Uhm, I'm going to be going to a cool place. I don't wanna say where it is 'cause there is crazy people out there, uhm, but a friend of mine reached out, and was like, 'hey! just so you know, like, these tickets are on sale. They're about to sell out, you should get one' and I got one and were going to be going to a location that isn't normally open to the public but they are open for tours, uh, not sure why, so thats extremely exciting and I can't wait to do film, and do pictures and everything and fuck yeah! So that's gonna be good, uh, is something that I'm looking forward to, and it's nice to know I'm no just going to be depressed with, like, nothing to do, 'cause, like, I really do the same thing everyday. I'm either at antique stores or Gettysburg. I don't even know where all the cool cemeteries are out here yet, so I'm barely out with my camera and yeah, I just really wanna fix my life 'cause right now, it's just kinda sad. Ok, bye-bye.
[8/8]
There are a few more Instagram Stories that I thought were worth preserving, I’ll share those later.
Please excuse any transcribing mistakes you may encounter, it was done on mobile. Overall, they shouldn't affect the entiment of what she said in each clip. No. 1923019
>>1922663Gas the myopic. TMD
>>1922919The dead are probably acting like Heather is a canvasser on a sidewalk collecting signatures. Like oh shit, don't make eye contact.
No. 1923077
Thank you very much Transcriptionanon, you're doing the Lord's work.
>>1923004>not that anybody is still listening or that anybody caresIf only she would apply this statement to her whole life, drop the
victim complex and get on with her extreme hobbies of walking around public locations and shopping at Target. For some reason I feel like the friend she's mentioned is female, but maybe she'll meet a new Ryan at this event.
No. 1923253
File: 1698967579884.mp4 (16.44 MB, 720x1280, 1.mp4)
Here are a few more of the deleted Instagram Stories referenced
>>1922827 I really recommend those interested in her thoughts in AxeRyan to watch the 3rd clip. I’ll note it when I upload it.
> In her car and after having visited Gettysburg “So a lot of you guys ask what exactly I’m looking for, romantically and I do get some criticism for the fact that I don’t do hook ups. I mean, there’s like one or two people that, like, ok, I, I’m, you know? I wouldn’t say no [while chuckling] heh, let’s be real. But, um, yeah I don’t do hookups. I’m looking for a meaningful partnership, connection, my best friend, my partner in crime, um, and I’m honestly just looking for someone that loves all the same things as me. And maybe that sounds like a high demand but what I’ve noticed is that it just doesn’t even come close to working out unless they share some of the same interests as me. Like, I would love a guy that I can go to Gettysburg with, you know? Or a guy that loves antiques and weird shit as me, and specially a guy who isn’t scared of my creepy dolls and creepy stuff. ‘Cause a lot of people really think they’re going to get haunted by a ghost.”
[1/4]
> So a lot of you guys ask what exactly I’m looking for, romantically and I do get some criticismI thought she’d say the criticism is due to the fact that she’s not looking for an individual but an idealised idea, which seems to be a male clone of herself.
> ‘Cause a lot of people really think they’re going to get haunted by a ghostAlso, while listening to her, I’ve determined she doesn’t understand playful banter as I doubt there are that many people afraid of being haunted. Unless this is a cultural thing and more pronounced in that area due to what happened there?
Not a burger so forgive me if this is a bizarre conclusion to draw. No. 1923254
File: 1698967644960.mp4 (17.74 MB, 720x1280, 2.mp4)
>>1923253“Like, you guys have seen it, the amount of rejection I get from these guys because they’re SO afraid that a spirit is going to follow them home or that they’re gonna get possessed or that they’re gonna have a curse, all because I have some, like, strange looking things in my room and a few of them I DO think are haunted but, like, they’re pretty happy in my room, you know? Like…uh, I don’t know, like, these guys are afraid of cemeteries. I’m like, it’s literally, [pauses shakes head in disbelief] I don’t even know how, like, it’s just, it’s just like an art gallery left from people from the past. They made these sculptures in memory of people, they put messages on there. It’s, like, time travelling, guys just don’t understand why I like cemeteries, they’re like ‘what the fuck!? Like, why do you like this? This is so boring to us, this is so creepy’.”
[2/4]
No. 1923257
File: 1698968051380.mp4 (18.46 MB, 720x1280, 3.mp4)
> Discusses AxeRyan in this one
“So I’m looking for a guy that isn’t afraid of cemeteries, that likes them, that is open minded about spirituality and what else there could be and is open minded about the spirit world so they just don’t think I’m crazy all the fucking time, [while chuckling] you know what I mean? Like, oh my gosh, it’s just, it’s just sad, you know? It’s sad that, like, this is always the obstacle and this is unfortunately the reason it doesn’t work out and then, when I actually try to date someone that does do the same thing as me, like, the last I dated, there’s so much about him I never told you guys! It was such a terrible relationship but the reason I gave it a chance was because he was a paranormal investigator, and I thought ‘well, maybe we’ll have some things to talk about’, [while zooming in and widening her eyes] but all he wanted to talk about was his past sex life! You know? He didn’t want to talk about ghosts with me.”
[3/4]
No. 1923258
File: 1698968133819.mp4 (19.67 MB, 720x1280, 4.mp4)
>>1923257“And then I go on these, like, dating apps, and it’s just a bunch of scary people. And I went on friend mode on Facebook Dating and dear lordy, like, that was even more terrifying. It was mostly a bunch of women who are married, who are looking for a girl, like, on the side, and that’s all I am, I’m some fucking unicorn, some little sex toy for their marriage, you know what I mean? It’s just gross. Fuck that! I’m worth more than that. So, that’s what I’m looking for, I’m looking for someone that loves history, loves antiques, loves old shit, would do all the stuff with me, who’s sweet, who’s handsome, who’s kind, and who isn’t going to be a fucking dick to me and has some fucking patience, you know what I mean? I, I don’t think I’m asking for too much. People tell me I have to work on this, and this, and this, and that about myself. Fuck that! I’m worthy of love right now and I’m trying to manifest it so wish me luck.”
[4/4]
No. 1923259
File: 1698968275425.mp4 (1.34 MB, 720x1280, Thanks but no.mp4)
>>1923106>>1923228> In a baby (?) voice“Good night, my spookies. I love you. Good night.”
No. 1923264
File: 1698969182057.gif (5.53 MB, 550x340, He didn’t want to talk about g…)
>>1923257> all he wanted to talk about was his past sex life! You know? He didn’t want to talk about ghosts with me!How can you record yourself making these bulging eye expressions and zooming in for dramatics over a disrespectful man you dated for a few weeks (if that?)
No. 1923314
>>1923264I wonder in what context he was talking about his past sex life? Nobody wants to hear that in any context but like, was it
you're the best gf I've had or was it listing past sex experiences that he wanted to recreate?
She has actually been really quiet about that one, no pining, love declarations, nor slander, just like nothing and she even seems less interested in ryanquest after it
No. 1923551
File: 1699027104155.jpg (271.53 KB, 1080x1915, heather.jpg)
No. 1923655
File: 1699047061809.jpeg (163.5 KB, 1179x810, IMG_8010.jpeg)
Complains every day about not having anything to do. No friends. Needs to find events to go to. Things to. Finally there is one and she’s “too mentally drained” from her putting up posters job. Okay.
No. 1923712
>>1923582I’m also rooting for her but she has yet to accomplish any of the tasks she has given herself. I mean, putting away her laundry is a good example. She said she was doing it
>>1921391 and almost a few days later reveals she hasn’t done it
>>1922990 and that her laundry pile has been like that for 3 weeks. I think she announces these great ideas or plans she has and feels a sense of accomplishment when there’s still a significant gap between her intention and her actions. She’s being fulfilled by having these lightbulb moments. On the other hand, it’s obvious she understand she has a problem, she mentions ADHD here
>>1922935 and executive dysfunction could be a reason why she struggles to get things done. I just wish she’d focus less on her LoveQuest and instead focused on her mental health.
No. 1923719
File: 1699062231570.mp4 (10.48 MB, 720x1280, 1.mp4)
From her Instagram Stories.
“So, it only took me four hours of laying around in my house and doomscrolling to finally be up doing things. So, the past week has been extremely emotionally exhausting, with work and everything and very physically exhausting [chuckles] ehm, but uh, but obviously, being at work, being exhausted is better than being at my house, where I sit and stare at my phone all day but I don’t do anything meaningful when I’m staring at my phone, it’s not like I’m creating content or chatting with people. I literally just, like, doomscroll, look at random shit. Swipe through dating apps for hours, like, I’m wasting my entire life away, I’m wasting the last of my youth away aaand that’s depressing buuuuut, yeah, just wanted to get on here and chat with another human, even if I’m just staring at myself on a screen.”
[1/4]
> Swipe through dating apps for hours
This is what I meant, the disconnection between realising swiping for hours makes her miserable and then telling us she’s wasting real life connection opportunities and, pretty much her life, according to her, to sit at home and scroll through her screen is so frustrating. At what point do you realise you’re stuck in a loop and need help?
No. 1923721
File: 1699062399830.mp4 (11.21 MB, 720x1280, 2.mp4)
>>1923719“So, I was supposed to go to this event tonight it Gettysburg tonight, that I was very excited about because I thought ‘wow! This is my chance to maybe connect with some people in the area who love history, and maybe my chance to vibe with someone’, you never know what kind of people you can meet, even if it had just had ended up being a bunch of old people, whatever! I probably would have still made some friends, chatted with some people, learned some things but instead I was so exhausted from work, ‘cause yesterday I did a 15 hour shift, today I did a full shift and I felt like I was drunk. That’s how sleepy I was, so, I decided I didn’t want to drive to Gettysburg, because, what if I couldn’t drive home? What if I sit in my car somewhere? You know what I mean? But now I wish I’d gone ‘cause I have literally just sat here, staring at my phone, you know? And it’s, it’s just a lonely existence and I don’t like being in my house and I don’t like being alone in my house and, yeah! I, I try to get out even if I go for a walk. I, I just hate being here, honestly.”
[2/4]
>>1923713You are right, Nona. I had never thought about it. We could argue that at least TND has an excuse due to her still active (?) addiction.
No. 1923727
File: 1699063570266.mp4 (12 MB, 720x1280, 3.mp4)
>>1923721“And it’s not that I don’t like my house, I love my house. I’m very proud of my house but I don’t really, do anything creative or fun here because I’m lonely here, you know? Like, I’m, I’m just, I’m just laying in bed, or sitting in my room or laying in my couch, or eating snacks, like, that’s my whole life and maybe that’s your dream life but I really just want people to spend time with and I wanna hang out with someone and I wanna be out and about. I wanna be doing things and, you know? I just feel like whenever I’m home, I’m in this coffin, I’m dying, I’m, like, buried (?) that’s the end, that’s how I feel all the time in my house, and like, I just wish I could connect with people in this area, but it’s just not happening. Like, I just don’t know what the fuck to do, you know? I don’t know what it’s like to have a bunch of friends, I don’t know, if you have it, you know, appreciate it, ‘cause you could be me.
[3/4]
It has discussed it before but it’s worth repeating that she needs to address the emotional (?) dishonesty. When friendship has been offered to her, she has flat out rejected it because she wants a “partner in crime”. By portraying herself as the
victim, not only does she give herself this misunderstood aura that I feel she thinks it’s “cool” but also, she absolves herself of having to do any introspection and committing to meaningful changes in her attitude that would likely impact her life in a positive way.
No. 1923732
File: 1699064207908.mp4 (10.87 MB, 720x1280, 4.mp4)
>>1923727“So, anyway, that’s my little ramble, I might livestream in a little bit, but I’m not sure yet. Um, if anyone wants to take me out on a date so I shut the fuck up, feel free. You know? Hit me up. Um, but yeah, hopefully this weekend is going to be a good one because I need it. I just can’t handle anymore of this isolation shit and it’s going to be a long dark winter, I already know it, and I’m not looking forward to it, not looking forward to it. Alright, thanks for listening, or skipping through, just giving me a space to just, you know? Pretend like I’m having a conversation with another human being, which doesn’t happen too often outside of work. It, it, it’s a really fucked up life, like, I, I’m so isolated all the time, I can’t stand it anymore, so, [with a fake smile, a change in her pitch, and zooming in] ok, byyyye!”
[4/4]
No. 1923739
>>1923727It really is dishonest, and when I root for Heather I try to remember the first thing she needs to do is stop lying. Lying to herself, lying to Ryans, lying on social media. She presents such a shocking case of cognitive dissonance, seeming so close to the truth but refusing to take any accountability.
I appreciate you transcript anon, plus your Heather Psychology commentary alongside the clips. It's fun to read without feeling like armchairing.
No. 1923779
>>1923756I err on the side of caution when I post, as I don’t think
>>1923719 et al is necessarily milky. Perhaps others think the same?
>>1923727> It has discussed it before but it’s worth repeatingWas I having a stroke? I’m sorry, Nonas. I meant “it has been discussed before”, perhaps I mixed it with “we’ve discussed it before”? Regardless, sorry. No. 1924188
>>1924184I sometimes forget about this thread for months and and it's exactly the same. So samey that I've clicked on an old one before from a bookmark and it took a surprisingly long time to notice the posts were not new but from a year ago lol
There is something weirdly comforting about that. Everything is getting older except Heather's problems, this thread is like a time machine.
No. 1924235
File: 1699172225293.mp4 (6.51 MB, 1080x1920, solonely.mp4)
Look at our lonely Heather, she is so alone, no one is talking to her, no one is sharing her interests, no one wants to spend time with her. Just wondering, but isn't the guy with the glasses this one
>>1872910 I might be faceblind, but they look so similar.
I always feel the need to sage her stuff, because it's so damn boring, but this might be some future Ryan Milk, so no sage today No. 1924321
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>>1924235These are AxeRyans friends. She hung out with him and these two guys when they first started dating—pic rel from the last thread.
No. 1924442
File: 1699222568906.mp4 (7.76 MB, 720x1280, train.mp4)
She went to a convention with the Brandon guy
No. 1924654
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>very goth
No. 1924892
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Couple of stories about this apothecary bottle - not very interesting, but she says several times that it's a "poison bottle." It's oxalic acid… literally a cleaner. That's like describing a bottle of bleach as a "poison bottle"… yeah it could poison you, but that's not its intended purpose. She's so desperate to seem dark/edgy.
No. 1924937
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>>1924892I was literally grabbing screenshots of this. Does she not know how to google?
No. 1924944
File: 1699325937811.mp4 (16.16 MB, 720x1280, artist.mp4)
"I suppose you could call me a visual artist" I can't with this vid.
No. 1924980
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>>1924971And like all communities, she assumes one person means everyone in it hates her
No. 1925057
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No. 1925738
File: 1699479048651.jpg (457.83 KB, 1152x2048, uranium.jpg)
First her poison bottle, now being able to identify uranium glass without a blacklight. She's just that knowledgeable
No. 1925822
File: 1699493526063.mp4 (9.49 MB, 720x1280, shopping.mp4)
>>1925767Idk but she bought this so
No. 1925829
File: 1699495574509.mp4 (4.9 MB, 720x1280, what.mp4)
Her eyes at the end! Gif anon come through, I'm scared.
No. 1926418
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No. 1927044
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No. 1927115
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No. 1927150
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From her Instagram Stories, combined into one.
No. 1927152
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>>1927150Earlier than
>>1927115 and
>>1927150 she shared this.
No. 1927577
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>>1925829>whenever my mom was pregnant with me, she never imagined that I would grow up to be a neurodivergent 34yo who is single and lives alone with a bunch of dead people's stuff and struggles to uh.. assimilate into modern society>BUT HERE I AM!jesus she's scary
No. 1927641
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She should be embarrassed. Zero personality.
No. 1927680
>>1927641Heather…..tell your followers in plain English exactly how you expect a Ryan to approach and have a conversation with you. What does that scenario look like in your head? Most males don’t ask ‘getting to know you’ questions like this! Would love to see yet another Instagram story covering this in painstaking detail.
But anyway no, the minds of dull people gall me. I’m a masochist for coming back here regularly
No. 1927684
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She's posting a bunch of random screenshots to show how bad her dating app experience is. But I really don't see what's wrong with this one. Am I dumb?
No. 1928067
>>1927641>because they are interestinghow in the world does she claim she is so spooky when she is clearly just posing in front of the ouija board that she obviously never uses and just flaunts around because she thinks it makes her look spooky and for the ~aesthetic~… which she completely fails at by the way.
like she fails at everything. every time a moid asks her what got her interested it just shows how completely shallow she is and how she actually isn't interested in this stuff at all. she just wants to look special and unique because she's lacking in every department. she completely fails at the one thing she tries to sell so hard day and night, she's not convincing anyone… she is so empty jesus christ. no one cares you like to pose in front of ~spooky antiques~ heather, you just have no personality and are people-repellent because you are crying to the high heavens about your
victim-complex all day long.
No. 1928107
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No. 1928122
File: 1699923736801.jpeg (2.88 MB, 5136x2282, Goth Barbie? Heather, I beg of…)
>>1928107Between these two she posted these which makes her sound even more pathetic. It’s glaringly obvious she’s just fishing for at the very least reassurance, if not outright compliments.
No. 1928214
>>1928107if i were a spOokY bOy with a crush on her and saw this, i’d fucking run
>>1928122history nerd? when have we ever heard her talk about history? “paranormal” doesn’t count. ghost bf doesn’t count. those aren’t history.
No. 1928297
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She probably hopes a Ryan will respond.
No. 1928375
>>1928206Nah, these pictures are from 2019. Unlikely she still fits in any of her Killstar tat from that era.
>>1928221I think she was still with Damian at this time? She's expressed more than once that she thinks he was "the one" so I wouldn't be surprised if reminiscing about him is the catalyst for acting like things were actually better back then. If you look at the threads, it was the same old Heather-cycle bullshit, she was just skinnier.
No. 1928639
File: 1700009979420.mp4 (14.99 MB, 720x1280, sped.mp4)
Holy shit, do you think this is true? He asked to call her a sped in bed apparently.
No. 1928645
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He's a pretty well known soldier and has many articles written about him. Does she think no one knew about this guy but her?
No. 1928649
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>>1928639hahahaha no I think she’s full of shit but running into a retard fetishist is a good one. I hate citing reddit humor but I immediately thought of picrel.
No. 1928664
File: 1700014460834.mp4 (16.02 MB, 720x1280, 1.mp4)
>>1928639Here are the rest of the Instagram Stories for added context.
> Opens with Heather standing in her kitchen“Hello. In case you can’t tell by looking at me, it’s been a long month. Um, I’m getting my hair done tomorrow. I’m very excited to get a hair makeover but I’m on here just to ask you guys a question. So, dating is hard and it’s even harder whenever you’re into the weird, very niche things I am but you would think it wouldn’t be so hard because I live in an area where so much history happened. Like, why is it so hard to meet guy that are into Civil War stuff, when there was literally a battle on my street? The confederates walked in front of my house, like, [chuckle] that’s the whole reason I’m here [chuckle] so why is it so hard to meet people that are also in this area because they appreciate that local history so much? Like, I would imagine that all the little boys grew up, you know, playing Civil War stuff around here but I guess not? Maybe people don’t appreciate it because they grew up with it? I don’t know!”
[1/4]
The Civil War seems to be her newest hyper focus. Why does she think living in an area in which a significant event happened means the people living there need to be obsessed (to her degree) with it? Perhaps people don’t want to be reduced to just that or they don’t think it’s the most interesting thing about the area?
No. 1928667
File: 1700014652566.mp4 (15.31 MB, 720x1280, 2.mp4)
>>1928664“It’s just, really confusing and strange, like, you would think this would be THE place to meet people that share your niche, you know? To move to where it happened but they’re not here. I feel like Gettysburg is just one of those things, Civil War stuff is one of those things that just appeals to tourists. I don’t know, it’s like, people never appreciate the history right in their own backyard, they never do. Never! They let it rot away, they don’t give a shit. I don’t know why it is. Maybe it’s just something about, it’s always around, so you don’t really think about it, you know? That could be? Maybe that’s my problem. But anyway, I know I said I wouldn’t do it, but I’m back on the dating apps ‘cause I just don’t know what the fucking do and they’re terrible and the dating pool on there is terrible but I stick around ‘cause you just never know when I’m gonna get lucky.”
[2/4]
She really needs to stop the quirky zooming in into her eyes.
No. 1928669
File: 1700014794938.mp4 (15.38 MB, 720x1280, 3.mp4)
>>1928667“‘Cause despite a false hope incident a couple of months ago. I’m not going to meet a guy in an antique store. Um, that almost (?) happened twice, almost…That, that story still makes me so sad, I really thought when that guy walked up to me, I was like “hell yeah! I just met my person in an antique store! It’s going to be amazing!” But no, no, he didn’t give a shit [laughs] he took me out one date and then, pretty much never talked to me again. So, fuck him! Um, yeah, I don’t know! Where do you meet people that share your niche? ‘Cause I’ve tried being out just being out in my niche and nobody talks to me or I don’t run into people and I think that’s the other problem, is that my niches are very isolating. I’m into antique stores, you know? I’m into battlefields, a battlefield is pretty big. I’m into cemeteries, they’re just filled with dead people, nobody goes there.”
[3/4]
> niche niche niche niche No. 1928671
>>1928669“But I don’t want to go to a bar, I wouldn’t know what to do at a bar and I just don’t think I’m going to meet my soulmate at a fucking bar, like, I just don’t. Um, and I don’t know, it’s hard to connect with people online too. So, this is where I’m at. I’ve been here almost two years [sigh] I’ve had a few terrible relationships that I met on dating apps, just went horrible, horrific. Met one guy at a paranormal convention and this guy asked if he can call me a sped, that’s a special needs person, during sex. This is the kind of men that are out here. Please pray, just pray for me, that’s all I’m going to ask if you sat through this rant, just sent a prayer that maybe things could be different soon. Thank you. I love you. God bless, take care of yourselves.”
>>1928639 is [4/4]
Yes, I believe her. Why? Because men.
I also think Nonas here give way too much credit to these men she dates. No. 1928677
File: 1700015870807.jpeg (1.8 MB, 3456x2048, Groundhog Day.JPEG)
She’s shopping again. I wish Heather realised she needs help and is stuck in a hell of her own making. She makes these grand plans for herself only to break them and feel worse. She then spirals and goes back to making promises to herself that she will not keep and again, feel worse. And on and on she goes, doing the same thing expecting a different result. It’s maddening.
No. 1928855
>>1928214> history nerd?New personality just dropped!
She admitted like two weeks ago that she can't even stand watching a feature film about her most favorite and spookiest place in the world (Gettysburg), much less a documentary about it. Imagine her trying to read a book about it (there are… many).
No. 1928882
>>1928671>Met one guy at a paranormal convention and this guy asked if he can call me a sped, that’s a special needs person, during sex. Haha holy shit? Like in a fetish way or just a retarded (ironically) way to do dirty talk like
>>1928649Dating apps definitely have the worst men on there so I don't doubt things are as bad as she says (or worse even) but I think nonnas are just praying for something to work out so she gets off this merry go round.
No. 1928971
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Literally what are you talking about. Not wanting a polyamorous relationship is completely normal.
No. 1928996
>>1928687My first reaction was to assume they were in bed and she said something in the throes of passion, like
> TELL ME YOU LOVE MY HOBBIESand he laughed and called her a sped. But… more likely she was rawdogging some moid she just met off a dating app, as is usual, and he acted like… a moid she just met off a dating app.
No. 1929011
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Here is where she thinks the hate is coming from. 1/2
No. 1929049
>>1929011The way men talk about women as cars and about essentially settling for whatever they deem is a shitty selection available to them, romance is not dead(!)
Imagine being the girlfriend of this dude comparing you to an old beat up car when he wants a porsche.
>>1929014>At least one partner alreadyPlease, men struggle to get even one and are very open about that. Poly dudes stay deluded. Heather should put these idiots on blast instead of vagueposting about them.
>>1928971You know this guy is delulu when Heather seems like the sane, reasonable one in the interaction.
No. 1929110
>>1929058> most guys that are what you're looking for have at least one partner already. Either broaden what you're looking for or date someone that's poly> Even outside of those groups, when I see a someone openly into those sorts of things, they're looking to add a partner, not find one they are lackingYou need to read it again then, he clearly is saying the people who might share her hobbies already have at least one partner and he is heavily implying she needs to “deal”. I get people dislike her and she is basically looking for a clone of herself but there’s no other way to read what this man is saying.
Also, let’s not pretend she’s the first woman to be asked to compromise what she wants, which is obviously a monogamous relationship, for “love” with a degenerate.>>1929078Bisexuality ≠ polyamory.
No. 1929113
>>1929110He's being a creep and saying she needs to accept a poly relationship definitely. But if you remove the poly side of it he's also just saying her standards are too high (true) and she's superficial (true, even in her hobbies).
Funny how he's kind of making himself look bad by saying anyone that is in their community is going to be a loser in a poly relationship.
No. 1929124
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I think the most annoying part is how she thinks she’s special and unique for not want poly.
No. 1929130
>>1929124wait, is this the first time she’s accused LurchRyan of being
abusive?
No. 1929142
File: 1700093595845.mp4 (13.67 MB, 720x1280, based.mp4)
She's not wrong.
No. 1929166
>>1929110That's a stretch, I didn't say that at all? The point I'm making is that, while she claims to be bi, her stories make it obvious that she in no way considers that she and the hypothetical woman in the couple would have any kind of relationship. She puts emphasis on having to share a man she likes with another woman, never that she might have to share a woman she likes with a man. Further proof that she only says she's bisexual for attention.
>>1929130She's talking about BRyan. She and Lurch were together for three months, not five weeks.
No. 1929265
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I feel like I’m getting pranked every time she posts a hair “transformation” literally what changed
No. 1929267
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>>1929265Not a big difference at all.
No. 1929290
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1/3 being a femcel, insulting people for things she did in her own past, and just being unhinged. Appreciate if someone could post them all
No. 1929291
File: 1700117194106.mp4 (7.47 MB, 720x1280, omfg.mp4)
2/3
No. 1929295
File: 1700117438319.mp4 (16.5 MB, 720x1280, requirements.mp4)
3/3
No. 1929353
File: 1700127822340.mp4 (11.38 MB, 720x1280, Poly dude roast 1-1.mp4)
>>1929290Heather is getting funny, I'm starting to like her. This roasting of the poly dude is so good kek.
This is the first one.
No. 1929354
File: 1700127979020.mp4 (9.82 MB, 720x1280, Dating for marriage 2-1.mp4)
>>1929353Second one, she specifies she is dating for marriage and kids. Idk if she's specified this so clearly before?
No. 1929356
File: 1700128176371.mp4 (19.85 MB, 720x1280, what do you think I'm looking …)
>>1929355The two after this are the ones anon posted already
No. 1929573
>>1929295When did she start talking like "catch a vibe" "get it twisted"? Is she mirroring some dude again? Jugalette nona you might just get your wish.
>>1929422Won't happen, Heather hates women and sees them as competition.
No. 1929669
>>1929422>these men won't value herIt's absurd to me that she's supposedly so anti-hookup culture given her reputation for hooking up with her dating app ryans so quickly. Like I get that she thinks she can bait them into a long term relationship with easy sex, but moids will be moids.
>>1929437Genuine goth men are rare these days and a lot of the ones into it for the aesthetics are just doing so for the attention. A lot of slutty or narc men in the scene, but also Heather doesn't really interact with any actual goth communities? Most of those men wouldn't really be into her anxious church mom aesthetic either, even if she's "easy". She's better off with these generic autistic normie ryans with special interests adjacent to hers, but she's too bpd to not blow up and sabotage any of her more reasonable Ryan relationships.
No. 1930147
>>1929765I think it’s just that she’s so insanely self-centered and thinks she’s literally the spooky version of Taylor Swift, and she can’t really project onto a little pop punk emo manlet like that. I don’t even think she
likes Taylor Swift tbh.
No. 1930268
File: 1700270985319.mp4 (16.38 MB, 720x1280, history.mp4)
How about you learn about the history you pretend to enjoy? Go up to him and ask him about your research. She's so vain omg.
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No. 1930819
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No. 1930886
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>>1930817She reminds me of this image while she’s trying to pretend she had a great time.
No. 1931011
Heather is the epitome of a consumer, it doesn’t matter she isn’t buying massed produced shit like Funko Pops, her entire personality is her collection of antiques. She talks about it constantly as an extension of herself but it’s not like she even cares about any of it. It’s just her shield from having to have an actual personality.
No wonder she can’t keep a guy around, it’s not her stuff, it’s HER. I can 100% guarantee no dude actually cares about her “haunted relics” they just cannot stand how lifeless and boring she is. Won’t read, listen to music, watch a movie, DO ANYTHING but collect more useless shit that quite literally just sits and rots on a shelf. She doesn’t even get know the backstory of anything she buys, it’s just “buy it, display it, I’m so spooky and misunderstood”. Dead people’s possessions aren’t spooky. Central PA is chock FULL of antique malls and shops and it’s a quite popular hobby for people. She can’t even start a store to resell, she never follows through.
Trying so hard to not A-log rn, my god.
No. 1931044
>>1931011I'm not sure how to put this, but you know those people who are famous for being terrible singers or artists but thought they were brilliant? Heather is like that, except she imagines she's interesting, fascinating, a unique and magical person. She's maybe the most shallow person on this board and I would point out we have threads dedicated to people who obsessively manipulate their own photographs.
I guess when you have a total disinterest in how anyone else feels, you become the most interesting person you know.
No. 1931059
>>1931055I mean she doesn’t even have hobbies outside of shopping. She
rarely goes and takes photos anymore, she doesn’t do anything outside of her “spooky stuff” like baking or doing art or anything that would give her insight outside of taking pictures on antiques in stores she’s shopping in. Not having a TV is rare for sure but I don’t think it’s a red flag, it’s more that she makes not consuming ANY media (music included) a personality quirk like it’s so cool while simultaneously having no personality to speak of. At least the people I’ve met who don’t watch TV have very rich lives, like being into camping or doing crafting, she just sits in her house and scrolls.
No. 1931331
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The desperation is real
No. 1931401
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So she's claimed to love many since but I guess this was the true one. Anyone know who?
No. 1931403
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Also this entire post is her spinning around and showing off her killstar outfit.
No. 1931721
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Yeah she fucked that one up. But fawning over a guy that's married with a baby on the way is freaking weird!
No. 1931831
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I don't try to gatekeep but, my god, this woman does not enjoy rammstein. Wtf is this
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No. 1933052
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>>1932734This is the only update so far.
No. 1933943
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She said they are going out in person in a few days.
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Here is a little more detail. Sounds like they will hoard together.
No. 1934228
>>1933977she already had a weapons ryan, that one with the bad neck tattoos did weird quick draw competitions.
>>1934054>>1934129Pretty sure it was Lurch. He collected owls and she bought him an owl figure and he gifted her a polaroid with his blood smeared on it on their first date or something? I remember him being called BloodRyan sometimes because of it.
No. 1934662
>>1934443She's taken probably 1000 selfies with her head tilted at exactly the same angle and then occasionally you get a candid like
>>1903840 so I don't find this hard to believe at all. It's not just the vibe, what we see here includes a lot of deleted posts where the crazy leaks out or she realizes she shot past the angle.
But it is also the vibe! because I imagine the date is talking about herself 99% of the time and setting up selfies and rambling about haters who don't want her to be goff because they were jealous of her toys, or something. That will vibe with two kinds of moids: doormats and sociopaths, and I guess also the ones that will just zone out…
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(?)
No. 1935198
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Oh my.
No. 1935306
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New Ryan just dropped
No. 1935308
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And she’s already being weird on Instagram about it
>I would die everyday waaaiting for youuu
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Yikes.
No. 1935323
>>1935306Ugly as usual! I guess they're in the same league, though.
>>1935211I bet she's already said it, honestly. I wonder how this guy is responding to her. Have we seen comparable enthusiasm from any of them besides Lurch?
No. 1935329
>>1933052Did the manifestation of those stories "I am the type of guy I'm looking for" work
>>1929291>>19339438 hours is crazy for someone you just met, she always lovebombs these dudes
>>1934649Yeah her body language is definitely off in person, she's just in her own world running around and picking up stones and shit
>>1935198>I am no longer singleis heather code for we smashed on the first date and I made him swear undying loyalty afterwards like a girl in a thriller movie
>>1935306Ohh he looks creepy, I think this one will last a few months since he will reverse-stalk her. It's so weird how she lovebombs them and they lovebomb her and she falls for it everytime even though she was also lovebombing?
Sociopath moids are known to mirror you and act like your soulmate, so maybe she has finally found the sociopath moid that she is incredibly vulnerable to and has always been playing into the hands of. (and has somehow been lucky enough to avoid up until now)
No. 1935338
>>1935306I'm in central PA and always hoping for her to get with someone I knew or went to school with or something, but haven't recognized any of these dweebs. Heather is my favorite cow and I would love some one degree milk so I'm disappointed every time.
This one looks older than the last few
No. 1935341
>>1935306He has the pouchy discolored butthole eyes of a 47 year old alcoholic so maybe this love-thats-the-love-that-always-was will actually survive the holidays. I'm cautiously optimistic.
But blech on her pathological desire to post these post-coital trophy shots. Now I need a drink too. Cheers to SaucedRyan.