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No. 1834322

AKA Heather Sparkles / Heather Michelle / Heather Explores / Kitty Ravage

1st Thread >>738758
2nd Thread >>836614
3rd Thread >>871951
4th Thread >>892447
5th Thread >>929121
6th Thread >>967636
7th Thread >>1031322
8th Thread >>1087783
9th Thread >>1148062
10th Thread >>1242901
11th Thread >>1421281 (locked)
12th Thread >>1611223 (locked)
13th Thread >>1732879

IG: @haunted_butterfly
@graydayscurio (online shop, still to take off)
@heather_explores (old account)
TT: @heather_explores
YT: heatherexplores19

Heather Steele is a former retro toy collecting and Fairy Kei fashion Youtuber who, at the end of 2018, decided to have a major meltdown and turned all her social media into a public diary. She began cheating on her allegedly abusive husband, and re-wrote herself as some sort of pop Victorian goth and witchy explorer. She got incredibly defensive of her sudden change. In her defensiveness – which she vaguely admitted was to win the affections of a man– she threw a lot of her supporters under the bus, has been unreasonably cocky and aggressive with a lot of people including former friends, and distorted the criticisms (which were towards her overall behavior) into a narrative claiming everyone is just attacking her for her fashion and hobby choices.

She has a history of incredibly self-focused and self-destructive behavior. Over the past few years, she has wildly flipped between “I’m a strong woman and I don’t need to validate myself” to having public meltdowns on social media, only to delete them within an hour. Despite this, she denies she’s mentally ill and attacks the mere notion she needs help, once again using the “people hate me because I’m goth now” narrative.

Heather has alienated herself from all her old friends, but continues to act like everyone was just a bad person and she’s a victim who fled from an “abusive husband” and terrible life. She used and manipulated several people in her life, and spent her 20s being a homebody mooch, then went on to claim she was “living in a hellhole with an abusive husband” in order to garner pity for a Gofundme and claim she was going to be homeless. She was living back at home with her parents for a couple of years, in which she managed to acquire a job and a car (then another, with a lot of help from mommy, after she “totalled” the first).

She finally moved out from mommy’s house, to a new home in a new city, all for the love of Ryan 14 but, as the curse of Heather never runs smoothly, was unceremoniously dumped by her Ryan as soon as she got there. She found a new job, as a Target merchandising manager, and, after a lot of handwringing and lamenting, decided to stay in her new place.

Day-to-day, Our Gal Heather continues all her usual crazy and continues putting ALL her energy towards seeking approval from “boys” and her followers. Her persecution complex, constant negativity, obsession with trying to regain her "influencer" status on social media and frantic love-bombing behavior continues to alienate everyone around her.

Cast of Characters in the Hagther Saga:

>Adam: Heather’s ex husband. Not a stellar person himself, cheated and lied too, but Heather seems to exaggerate the “abuse”. Funded her and bought her gifts. Dating since 2012, engaged 2016, divorced 2019.

>Adam’s new gf: “Hates Heather”, according to Heather. Heather used the new girlfriend’s visit to springboard into a breakdown about how she was in danger and going to be homeless.
>Juliet/Dera: Former friend who put Heather on a pedestal. Heather took advantage of this and used Heather to stalk Ryan 2 Jan 2019. Car ended up in a ditch and they’re not longer friends. Juliet has come out to explain what happened and reflect on it.
>Sisters: Younger and older. Moved out to Cali where she met Adam at the start of the last decade under claims her elder sister was trying to kill her.
>Parents: Claimed her parents wouldn’t take her in because they voted Trump. Finally admitted to living with her mom. Says her family didn’t accept her dark aesthetic so she adopted the pastel aesthetic to be accepted by them.

All the “Ryans” in order:
>Ryan 1: Motivational Youtuber. Heather latched onto him and he apparently tried to help the dysfunctional couple by suggesting Heather seek therapy. Eventually they both threw him to the dogs.
>Ryan 2: Ryan Z. Urbex’er whom Heather latched onto and physically stalked several times by using other people for rides. Met up again Oct 2019, Heather posted some cutesy things, and in less than a day those posts were removed and she put him on blast.
>Ryan 3: Short-lived gamer boy met through Tinder.
>Damian: On-off Urbex boyfriend. Eventually put him on blast after their 500th breakup.
>Ryan 4: Craig. Graveyard photographer Heather briefly dated, but they appear to still be friends.
>Ryan 5: Clay. Ex-boyfriend who broke up with her because she was negative. Tried to lure him back by being negative on her instagram stories.
>Ryan 6: ChaseRyan. Dated for like 2 weeks LDR and were supposed to meet IRL but he changed his mind after he realised she’s batshit.
>Ryan 7: Femryan. Stated dating the second time they met irl. After multiple breakups, Heather decided to end things for good because he wanted to go to a party on Halloween instead of going to the cemetery like all of their other dates.
>Ryan 8: ChaseRyan round 2. They finally met in person but he was also seeing someone else and ultimately chose her instead.
>Ryan 9: CharmRyan/GhostRyan. He got the measure of Hag pretty quick, and confessed to ghosting her cause she was still using Tinder and living her life on social media.
>Ryan 10: BomberRyan, which sparked and fizzled within a week. >>1186214
>Ryan 11: OldRyan, ryanectomy performed in less than 48 hours of this one being on the scene.
>Ryan 12: Revengeryan / Ryanhumrevenge -@Rumhamrevenge, older alt photographer who's been hanging out with Heather. Not a true ryan because he's not a spoopy boy she wants to fuck, but comes in and out of the picture like the other ryans. Their relationship is weird and they've shared hotel rooms, but Heather doesn’t think he's a keeper for some reason. >>1288115 >>1288582 >>1289256
>Ryan 13: PapeRyan. An old friend who she lost touch with ‘because of muh stalkers’. 13, unlucky for some, certainly unlucky for him. It seemed like she had finally found a decent match but it lasted mere weeks, Hag blaming their break up on his religious beliefs.
>Ryan 14: BloodRyan aka Lurch. Heather met her match with this one- just as impulsive, insane, childish and melodramatic as she is. He promised the world, but after she quit her job and moved cities to be with him, he booted her out of his home after only a week…is he to blame? Is she? Heather claims the split was due to her plant collecting hobby, which Lurch was jealous of.
>Ryan 15: BrianRyan aka BRyan. After an initial pre-Christmas date, Hag was sneaking pics and declaring love for this new Ryan. Off-the-peg forest and sigil tattoos, painted nails, thinning hair and 2012 piercings. Heather refers to him as a "psycho" and claims she was too caught up in physical attraction to recognize his "toxic behavior."
>Ryan 16: ClockRyan. A resident of Long Island who she met over an app when he was visiting her area. She fell immediately in "love" and followed him back home, visiting NY with him over a weekend. He broke it off after about a week, apparently due to getting back with his ex.

In the last thread:
>Heather takes a bunch of cringy glamor shots of BRyan, unable to stop gushing about how hot he is >>1736542
>Within days, cracks begin to show >>1739116
>Crying over BRyan >>1742397
>Breadcrumbing the reason behind the their problems >>1744299
>The relationship limps on (crying in the bathtub) >>1746526
>Heather spills the beans >>1750052
>Crying on the kitchen floor >>1750798
>But she doesn't even miss him >>1750969 >>1753737
>Heather is a bisexual martyr >>1755969
>A BIG ANNOUCEMENT! She's going to be herself and follow her passions >>1758150
>Spooky Plant Mommy GF >>1760139
>Update on the toy collection >>1760604
>Heather has Opinions about the price of eggs >>1762092
>Reminscing about Lurch >>1765085
>Ghost BF >>1766253
>Offering to pay someone to be her boyfriend >>1766810
>Tearing up over someone putting a baby on a cannon >>1769678
>Heather explains why she's too real to watch movies >>1770142
>Admitting again that she doesn't read >>1770519
>Exposing thirsty dudes in her DMs - "This is why I have major trust issues" >>1770732
>Immediately posts lingerie pictures >>1770822
>Reminiscing about Damian >>1771492
>Shaming thirsty dudes pt 2 directly after posting lingerie pics >>1771748
>Reminiscing about Ryan Z >>1772261
>Went to the gym (spoiler, she didn't go a few times a week) >>1775810
>Incel whining >>1777904
>Reminiscing about Lurch pt 2 >>1777968
>Falling asleep has cost her two relationships >>1779959
>Reminiscing about living in CA >>1784327
>Heather is a dom >>1788837
>A moment of self-awareness >>1791256
>Getting solicited >>1807606
>Reminiscing about Lurch pt 3 >>1810495
>A hint of a new Ryan??? >>1816249
>Confirmed. Welcome, ClockRyan! >>1819782
>Her plants are dying so she's continually buying more to replace them >>1819809
>Travelling to visit ClockRyan >>1819855
>It's over with ClockRyan (shoutout to Rumham) >>1825168
>Reminiscing about Lurch pt 4 >>1825415
>Crying over ClockRyan >>1826083
>No wait actually she don't need no man >>1827406
>Just kidding she's still crying over ClockRyan >>1827844
>"I'm bi but all I want is a man" >>1830036
>We're back in the lingerie part of the ryancycle >>1830059
>Baby fever >>1830555
>Offering feet pics >>1830626
>She wrote ClockRyan a poem >>1830736

No. 1834324

Here it is as last, sorry for the delay sweet nonnies. This is only my second time making a thread so please let me know if I've screwed anything up.

No. 1834344

>>1834324
Nona! Thank you so much for the thread. Let the HagGames commence!

No. 1834391

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so she went to paracon and looks like made some new friends. how long til she complains about being lonely, lol

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No. 1834395

>>1834324
thank you, nonna, you did good!

No. 1834396

Thank you so much nona! The picture is amazing kek. Did anyone happen to grab the completely deranged outfit story she posted before she left? She was squealing and grinning all wide-eyed saying "this outfit is EVERYTHINGGGG" and gushing over herself.

No. 1834403

>>1834391
It was a matter of hours kek. The next day she was back to ranting in her car and ranting in her room. I couldn’t screen record at the time but she did this deranged rant from behind a flowerpot. Was immaculate.

No. 1834434

>>1834322
Thank you anon! I'm curious tho, but why isn't Damian considered a Ryan too? Going down the list of Ryans kind of reads like some unhinged visual novel dating game or something tbh. kek

No. 1834442

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He 100% did not say that.

No. 1834446

>>1834391
i didn't grab it but she posted about how depressed and lonely her life is on THE RIDE HOME from paracon. so she was happy for about 20 minutes.

No. 1834449


No. 1834451

Appreciate you nonalita!

She looks like a fish out of water in that group pic. Run "homies" run!

No. 1834457

>>1834442
oh, he was Dr. Seuss? Can't she just be happy that she met some new people that welcomed her into their circle and might be interested to still know her in the future?

No. 1834488

>>1834394
God, her lockjaw underbite and lisp situation is maddening.

No. 1834525

>>1834434
You know, I'm not sure. I copied and pasted the older portion of that list and I didn't even notice the discrepancy. My guess is maybe because we actually knew his real name from the beginning (he came right into the thread and introduced himself) so he never earned a "Ryan" moniker?

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No. 1834912

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>>1834324
Thank you very much nonette, you did a great job.
Let's the endless Heather cycle continues !

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from a short video in which she was squealing in a painful pitch about how her new babydoll squeaks / cries

No. 1834966

>>1834394
>>1834394
This is a nitpick but, it drives me crazy how she keeps pronouncing "corps" as corpse rather than core. She posts so often about watching Gettysburg documentaries, you'd think she'd have heard it said a few times. If she wants to be taken seriously as someone who makes civil war content, she should probably make an effort to learn how to say the relevant words.
Separately, I'm delighted to see her talking about this guy. This is the ghost boyfriend and I'm rooting for them lol.

No. 1835011

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>good enough
Kek it's like saying eh, it's not the best but it'll do. Also bullshit she worked on herself for a year, she's never worked on herself in her life.

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>>1834966
Appreciate your nitpick. Essentially she’s a moron who does very little study about anything she professes to have a major interest in. Making a pronunciation mistake is fine, whatever, but when you sell yourself on your big love of something but don’t acquaint yourself with the basics, it’s lame.
>ban number two
Nonalitas, how do we think this latest Love Ban has come about? Picrel.

No. 1835040

>>1835011
Can't she just… Ban evade lol

No. 1835049

>>1835040
She’s non the brightest spark. I’m dying to know what she did to be banned from two dating sites. Wtf?
>LGBTQIA+ kween
Did anyone cap that story she did about setting up her new Target merchandising stand?

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>>1835049
Here you go nona. I thought she was bi, why is she giving this allyship speech if she's supposedly part of the community?

No. 1835065

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Pathetic.

No. 1835069

>>1835013
>>1835011
>For no reason
I wonder what she keeps doing to get banned? These apps are trying to stage an intervention and I'm here for it. Considering men use apps like bots (swipe and fave everyone, spam message everyone) it can't be her excessive usage so I wonder what it is.

Also it's not the finding or meeting people that's the problem, it's managing to keep a lid on her declarations of eternal love (literally) ten minutes after meeting and scaring them all away

No. 1835085

>>1835066
I imagine her falling for guys quickly in DMs and then if they back off she harrasses them with nudes to show them what they're missing, until they report her.

No. 1835088

>>1835063

She literally has the most basic ass visual
merchandising job it’s hilarious she acts like it’s so hard. They literally give you a complete plan-o-gram layout with pictures and everything telling you where every single item goes. There’s almost no creative freedom there.

No. 1835091

>>1835063
>I’ll never forget how happy the community was to rush in to buy it
Fucking KEK. Thank you nona.

No. 1835121

>>1835065
Looking mentally stunted as usual.

No. 1835160

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>>1835085
Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea for Hag to ever be anywhere near another human being romantically, let alone marry someone? These fucking people. Honestly. Her family, Adam, her friends, Hag herself (okay she hasn’t a clue despite the ‘year of introspection’).
>truly loved
The fuck? Didn’t she ‘really love’ every single Ryan she’s ever met, and a Damien too? How does she not see a great strategy would be to get in touch with the loser friends she made at Paranerdoidcom and see when she can meet up again soon, get to know them, and maybe their friends too. How can anyone be this useless in their strategies to find new prey, sorry, I mean a boyfriend.

No. 1835188

>>1835160
Not a week after declaring she is OVER that toxic boy, she's back to pining.
>Paranerdoidcom
kek I don't think she made any friends there though, just popped into a couple pictures with people. She definitely seemed to be spending the whole time alone. Laughing and shrieking maniacally into her phone about YOU GUYTH, only I could be in a themetery with a perfect view of a nuclear power plant!!

No. 1835191

>>1835049
i wouldn't be surprised if she goes psycho on the guys who stop responding to her. she doesnt handle rejection well.

No. 1835204

>>1834391
This is such an uncomfortable photo lol. Hover handing 2 women while she self-consciously poses the same way she always does. The other people might as well be waxwork, it reminds me of the plant selfies but with human props.
Everyone else making goofy faces while Heather makes sure the guy taking the pic gets her Good Side, cocking her leg and eye fucking the camera is freaking me out.

No. 1835209

>>1835011
She was banned from FB dating 2 weeks ago and she's been banned again today? She signed up to Bumble because FB banned her, and I think that means she can't use tinder either? Post from last thread >>1825218

I've never used Facebook dating but I assume the bans tend to be 7-14 days? What is she doing to get banned so quickly after her last ban?

No. 1835255

>>1835209

I she might be changing her location too much - fb dating isn’t available everywhere - maybe she keeps getting caught switching towns or whatever

No. 1835343

>>1835011
Same anon but this just keeps crossing my mind. Clearly she reads here, and I genuinely don’t get it. Like there are now THIRTEEN threads about her, it’s fully because she’s a whole ass cow (getting worse by the hour). How does she not realize that shitposting her crying desperation a million times a day is WHY she is here. Just stop, figure some shit out for real. Not trying to blogpost but if I meet someone I absolutely google them right away, if something like this came up for them, I would also run. It’s not a fucking mystery Heather. Get your shit together, stop being a cow, and we won’t have anything to talk about. It’s not because she’s so much too spooky or her interests or even her boring ass makeup or anything, it’s 100% personality-based and she just gets worse and worse. Get a fucking clue.

No. 1835356

I can’t add them, but man some unhinged stories are up on her page now.

No. 1835358

>>1835356
ClockRyan told her what we have been saying " you need therapy" and Heather being Heather said she doesn't need it!!!!

No. 1835361

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Holy shit this is unhinged

https://files.catbox.moe/1oy0nb.mov

https://files.catbox.moe/q1cwkc.mov

>imagine dumping this zooms in on tits because you’re a little boy who’s afraid of commitment and you’re in love with a girl who never loved you back

>you lost the game
>you have watched my story every fucking day but you won’t text me, you won’t reply, but you’ll watch my story everyday
>and then the one time you did reply was to say “I want you to go to therapy”
>you’re the one who needs fucking therapy!

No. 1835365

>>1835361
>you're in love with a girl who never loved you back
Hilarious that she's trying to use this as a burn when obsessing over people who don't want her is literally her whole life.

No. 1835373

>>1835361
It's sad that she sees therapy as a punishment and thinks that the emotions she's experiencing are totally fine and normal. She really needs help.

No. 1835375

>>1835361
It’s so telling, how defensive she is about therapy and how she views it as a punishment.
Telling someone to seek therapy can be pretty condescending but the way she’s prattling on and on about refusing to seek it at all is just unhinged. No one who is this therapy averse is mentally stable.

No. 1835406

>>1835361
Are those links not opening for anyone else?

No. 1835422

>>1835406
I can't open them either

No. 1835465

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>>1835375
The face of sanity

No. 1835486

Long press and then click download link

No. 1835542

wasn't Heather sectioned? involuntary mental hold I think at one point, I'm sure they had her attend therapy sessions while she was there so she probably relates the two experiences

so like I GET it, but Heather everyone needs therapy, it's not a punishment man they're not going to give you "personality-changing drugs" they're going to give you healthy coping mechanisms

she's afraid therapists will "erase her personality" so I don't think the therapist arc will ever happen voluntarily unless she makes a friend who already actively goes to therapy

No. 1835582

>>1835361
She is actually getting very scary. I could see her taking a train and showing up at his house to confront him. Telling someone to get therapy is of course an unkind thing to say, but if I went on a few dates with someone and ended it then saw them posting 20 stories a day about how much they loved and missed me I’d probably say the same thing. But I’m not retarded and I use an anonymous story viewer… I don’t want to side with moids but I kind of wish ClockRyan would find this thread and tell us what happened and then leave forever.

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No. 1835603

>>1835160
She's been crying about this for longer than the actual relationship lasted now

No. 1835625

>>1835600
The dead eyes are out in full force. I normally think Heather is pretty enough but wow, this is a hideous picture. The inner ugliness is leaking out.

No. 1835743

I’ve been following Heather for at least two years. She’s been that comfort cow I visit in between Shay, PNP, and fakebois. I always thought she was just saying she was so weird and extreme and being silly - that nothing was really off or wrong about her

But my god…. The behavior of the past two weeks has completely changed my mind. I full on see her as a totally unhinged stalker with major emotional issues.

I also thought her aesthetic for vintage was whatever and don’t find that stuff scary. But when she did her room makeover a few days ago and wa showing the haunted items and the clocks were chiming - I offically had a moment of thinking “fuck she IS scary n creepy. This WOULD be an issue for me if I saw this all IRL”

Sorry blog post but holy hell she’s off the deep end lately unless I’ve been blind

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Gee, if it's not your looks, I wonder what the problem could possibly be!

No. 1835836

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The crazy eyes really sell it

No. 1835837

>>1835361
Why do scary unstable people always think therapy is like jail or something

No. 1835840

>>1835361
lordy, it's a bit obvious he's watching her stories because she keeps posting about him and he wants to see what she says. I do believe he acted like all moids do and lied to her, probably a lot since she's really gone off the deep end compared to her usual reaction, and he has a cheek suggesting therapy when he was the one who basically intentionally took advantage of a crazy girl for sex and then dumped her.
But she needs some sort of sudden realisation/bolt of lightning/wisdom stat, unfortunately most people will not look kindly upon this situation and she could straight up get institutionalised if she messes with the wrong scrote. She should keep her elaborate romantic fantasies in her head and stop touching the poop (men) because she gets more insane with every new Ryan.
I feel like even a scrap of media literacy, like reading some books, watching movies, like engaging with anything other than her imagination would give her some much needed perspective.

No. 1835885

So she gets used (sexually) by every Ryan she meets. I wonder, does she sleep with them on the first date?

No. 1835887

>>1835361
She doesn't realize the way she interprets things isn't how most other people see things, and her warped thought processes (and why men want her to go to therapy) is what's standing in her own way of finding love, and why she only attracts crazy insecure men who tolerates her crazy long enough for sex. Even if she had a few friends they could help untangle her messed up views on love.
>men want women who don't want them, but I'm ready to love
Actually men want women who have things going on in their lives. They see it as self confidence and value. Her mentally unstable codependency is seen as a burden on men and it's extremely unattractive unless the man is abusive or insecure/unstable himself.
>this, this was real love
Actually Heather, this was self absorbed love. You were obsessed about a man, at the cost of his own comfort and sanity. If you really loved a guy, you would understand and respect how he feels, instead of being clingy, demanding, CONTROLLING and obsessive. Which puts a huge burden on him to manage your emotions, which as an adult you need to find a way to deal with instead of lashing out and venting on social media.
>need a man to stop me from pity parties
If you believe in love, it's self absorbed to want someone to rescue you, to sacrifice himself for you. Would YOU want to take out moldy leftover food from the clearance aisle because it demands that you feel bad for it? No! If you value and love yourself, you want the best for yourself. So what kind of message do you send a man if you say "have pity on me, I have nothing going for me, somethings wrong with me." If you love a man you want what's best for him. For him to feel comfortable and that he won a prize. /end pickme logic to fight pickme logic

No. 1835893

>>1835840
Took advantage of her? She's a grown woman who spends all of her free time on dating apps and posting pics of her tits all over social media. And he's right, she desperately needs therapy. You're really gonna go and call all of the guys she's dated shit? Not saying all of her ex's are perfect by any means but clearly Hag is the problem here.

No. 1835897

>>1835885
Considering she drops the L word typically within a week of dating a new guy, I'd bet the answer to your question is yes. She has a documented pattern of going from 0-600 with relationships.

No. 1835904

>>1835893
>You're really gonna go and call all of the guys she's dated shit? Not saying all of her ex's are perfect by any means
Outed a Heather ex in the thread, only a man would read a comment about a specific person and think I was talking about all men #notallryans

No. 1835917

>>1835887
Not to defend Heather, but she has things going for her - job, house, her photography and collecting hobbies. The only problem she has and that we all seem to agree on is that she's too emotional.

No. 1835925

>>1835917
I think the skinwalking the Ryans’ hobbies is probably a turnoff

No. 1835935

>>1835917
I'll give you the job, but she rents the house and her hobbies are an iffy because she refuses to compromise and accommodate anyone else's (see: all the times she's taken dudes on cemetary/antique mall/Target dates). I don't personally think that's enough to offset the desperation, obsession, narcissism and neediness.

No. 1836070

>>1835917
She’s not emotional she’s unmediated.

No. 1836125

>>1836070
Exactly. Plenty of people have very strong emotions, we just know how to handle them without acting psychotic and driving off all other humans in the vicinity.
Too bad Hags views therapy as a terrifying Victorian torture sanatorium. She's going to be stuck in this loop forever unless she gets help.

No. 1836140

I couldn’t save it on my phone but did anyone see the video where she opened up the little silver keepsake box and said when she gets a boyfriend she wants to put a lock of his hair inside? It’s so weird hearing her talk about boyfriends, she doesn’t want a specific person or have anything to offer, she just wants to say she has a boyfriend to play out all of her Taylor Swift video fantasies. I’m starting to think she might actually be retarded.

No. 1836144

>>1836140
that's posted in one of the links a bit up, but what's interesting is that she's added "or maybe some cemetery dirt idk" clearly as an extra bit because people have told her that's just psycho behavior lol

not the first time she's brought up keeping a lock of hair and won't be the last

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No. 1836281

>>1836232
She needs to hang out with a therapist

No. 1836311

>>1836281
We all said it before at one point, but she reminds me of my narc mother, you can tell those people they need therapy, but they will never get any form of help and then whine about how no one is helping them and how horrible their life is. What I think would help her is for everyone to just leave her alone, no messages, no interaction and then she would have a reason to cry about being alone and no one trying to be her friend. And maybe after that feeling she would be willing to work on herself and change.

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Hard to believe. Incoming 1/7

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No. 1836386

>>1836380
Jesus Christ Heather. He clearly is lurking because you bring him up in all these crazy rants. You lasted >2 weeks. Let it go.

No. 1836391

>>1836380
just BLOCK HIM, jesus

did you think all these obsessive stories would bring him back?? they have him running for the hills faster than ever before

No. 1836411

>>1836379
>holding onto
>one day
The phrasing suggests a long time has passed, it was one week relationship followed by one week of pining on Instagram.
maybe heather is living in some hellworld dimension where every day lasts months, something that lasts a week for everyone else feels like 7 months to her, it's the only explanation. She should be studied by science.
>>1836367
Please Heather, this skinny white nerd doesn't deserve the ridiculous ego boost watching your stories will give him. Bet he's showing his ex all of them like look how amazing I am!!! girls fall in love at first sight! even though Heather is simply mentally ill and would be a perfect candidate for a robot boyfriend, were they to exist

No. 1836413

>>1836411
Not to wk a moid but he had met her through Bumble while he was traveling. It's really not that serious, and is obvious why he ran for the hills/ghosted.

The other day she was saying "you lost the game" and claimed he went back to someone who never loved him. Now she's pining and saying she was replaced by someone better. Heather can't cope without moid attention. It'd be sad, if it weren't so predictable.

No. 1836415

>>1836411
But think of the mEmOrIeS Nonnie!

It's just all so fucking cringe I can't.

No. 1836448

>>1836380
Just when I think Heather's reached maximum pathetic, she amps it up like clockwork. Right down to the desperate captions shamelessly placed near her tits in failed hopes to reel in a moid. She's done all but livestream herself begging him to take her back while she's banging on his back door late at night. And I'm sure that's only because she doesn't know where he lives.
I like to believe any nonitas that can still manage to root for this shitshow are just optimistic by nature and not delusional. Because this is just hard to watch- let alone cheer on and give honestly helpful advice that'll go right to the void because you're not a spoopy Ryan that only lives to validate her.

No. 1836466

>>1836370
Anyone care to weaponize their autism and find this dude's social media? I'm dying to see what kind of normie has triggered Heather so badly. I was digging myself but had no luck.

No. 1836470

>1836448 clockwork

be careful you might trigger her, rip clockryan

No. 1836472

>>1836466
Same, I was looking through her last dozen instagram follows, and recent likes on her posts since if they're watching each other's stories, he's likely to be in her likes pre breakup, or they may still follow each other. (Or is she manually checking his page?)
No leads though, maybe he's there and I just missed it though.
it's funny how her Instagram feed seems relatively normal and she keeps most of the unhinged ryanposting for her Stories.

No. 1836553

>>1836466
>>1836472
Same. Been digging but nothing. A couple of potentials but I don’t think I’ve got it yet. Surely our collective autism can overcome?

No. 1836582

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>>1836466
He publicly tagged her in a post on Facebook, and the link to his instagram is on his page.

No. 1836590

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>>1836582
Great find nonna!! This dude is just like Heather kek.

No. 1836597

>>1836367
If she gets on the right medication she'll snap right out of this, it has to be some kind of OCD. She literally is the exact same as incels that obsess over how their slightly asymmetrical nose stops them from getting a girlfriend.

No. 1836609

>>1836582
Yesss noness, he was one of my potentials. I thought it might be him. Excellent work.

No. 1836610

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>>1836582
Amazing work Nonna! That is him, he has the same shoes featured in Heather's pictures.

No. 1836615

>>1836610
Oh he’s gross. They are perfect for each other.

No. 1836630

>>1836615
Literally how does he not see he and Heather are a match made in heaven omg. They’re 100% perfect for each other

No. 1836650

>>1836630
He has his own female Ryaness that he can't get fucking over lol. Yeah Heather couldn't even become a quick rebound for this dude.

No. 1836653

>>1836582
I wonder if the girl that appears in his tagged pictures is the one Heather is jealous of and no, I won't post her here, she's got nothing to do with this and you all will be able to look for yourself. After all he reminds me of one of my ex boyfriends and I would say, that makes him a perfect match for Heather and everyone else should run.

No. 1836658

>>1836582
my god, he's ugly. appreciate heather confirming her town though, i spent way too long trying to figure that out a few months ago.

No. 1836661

I expected some gorgeous Ryan.. I would almost venture to say he's worse than Lurch.. looks like a total creepy train guy

No. 1836662

>>1836653
I saw that too. I was thinking it might be. She seems innocent compared to deranged Heather.

No. 1836666

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As soon as she said he was train obsessed i knew he was likely very autistic. Confirmed via his tagged photos.

No. 1836671

>>1836658
Although I did wonder if she’s exaggerating about him being in ‘her town’ and he’s just close by. Close being a radius of 100 miles kek.

No. 1836681

>>1836666
Oh this is too funny, even a retarded guy knew to run for the hills

No. 1836714

>>1836582
Thank you so much nonny! Great work. I took a peek at Heather's followers/followed and he's still following her. Why doesn't she block him if she's so bothered to see him watching her stories??

No. 1836721

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>>1836590
Ikr. Here's another cringy caption

No. 1836746

>>1836666
Autists deserve love too, but goddamn. With the way Heather obsessed over him, you'd think he was some ChadRyan or something kek.

No. 1836774

>>1836666
I can't help but feel bad for the guy, heather is A Lot

but at the same time he really should have blocked her after seeing how she's acting or at LEAST unfollowed, despite the sideshow she's putting on for him

calling him uglier than lurch though? that's a bit much nonnies kek

No. 1836793

>>1836774
Agreed. Lurch is a goon, this guy's just some dork who's taken a while to figure out his look. The more recent photos with glasses/shorter hair/beard are much nicer than his earlier ones.

No. 1836850

>>1836714
She probably thinks it means there’s hope. If she had any self respect at all she would block him or unfollow but we all know that’s not going to happen.

No. 1836887

>>1836714
>>1836850
And who's to say that he's actually reading and watching her stories? When you finish all the stories from 1 user, it automatically goes on to the next recent story of another user. He could be "viewing" these without intent and she's embarrassing herself writing novels to him in public. He's either unbelievably oblivious or getting a powertrip watching her unravel herself.

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No. 1836954

>>1836666
Him being an autist and rejecting her makes a ton of sense. He has probably has had one girlfriend his entire life, and his spergery probably drove her away. Imagine the sensory overload he must have had dealing with Heather. All her trinkets, the constant need for validation. He was probably stimming up a storm around her.

No. 1836966

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No. 1836971

>>1836966
Kek she really doesn't know when to stop. " Those trains" STFU Heather.

No. 1837034

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>>1836966
>those trains

No. 1837062

>>1836966
So much for this >>1836365

No. 1837116

>>1836666
>spending a week crying on main over this
Definitely not her most handsome ryan, but he does seem to be deranged in the same way which explains why he hasn't blocked her >>1836721 >>1836590

No. 1837125

>>1836966
After finding out he is a literal train autist I'm now thinking this campaign of Heather's might even work

No. 1837152

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Good lord Heather

No. 1837159

>>1837152
I would get a restraining order if I were Clock/Train Ryan. She is scary.

No. 1837172

>>1837152
oh my fucking god KEK heather you absolute loon

if you were to ask, you'd think she lost a husband of 40 years or some shit, not a 2 week bumble fling

No. 1837215

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We are truly witnessing a trainwreck

No. 1837218

>>1837209
I'm DYING at the thought of HIM saying
>You're not going to fall so in love with me that you steal my hair for a shrine right

is somehow a red flag TO HER?

>oh no he already sees my true intent and is already laughing about it, how dare he, red flag


heather he wasn't even WRONG, and no one is going to think that's normal, ever

No. 1837226

>>1837215
aw nonnie why did you take out "my friends"? I'll be your trainfriend <3(<3)

No. 1837230

>>1837215
Heather's calling in life is apparently to give 3/10 autistic moids the ego boost of their life

No. 1837241

>>1836966
Isn't spazz a derogatory term now? Way to be tone deaf about your ex's autism, Heather.

No. 1837242

>>1837172
It’s so crazy to me, especially since this woman has literally been married before. She’s one of the worst cases of arrested development I’ve ever seen when it comes to relationships

No. 1837271

>>1837152
A bunch of crap in a candy dish, what a legacy.

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No. 1837465

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This is the person who keeps teasing feet pics? Fucking BARF. Clip your nasty ass toenails, damn.

No. 1837502

>>1837465
Does she not have any older family they visit, the sort who have items that make you scared to be there and lead you to think "damn we're going to need a dumpster when they die, maybe a cleansing fire". Their own children and grandchildren didn't want this junk, that's how it ends up at rummage/"antique" stores.

No. 1837522

>>1837465
Barf indeed, she does not have pretty feet

No. 1837588

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No one can handle Heathers extreme alternative lifestyle which includes swiping on dating apps for 6 hours, go to historical locations and have her take your photo while she imagines your a civil war soilder, visit antique shops to continue to horde in her apartment and visit the gas station for french fries!

No. 1837592

>>1837588
>extreme alternative lifestyle
SURELY she is fucking with us now? Could she actually be retarded enough to believe that she lives an extremely alternative lifestyle? She does what I'm sure thousands of people in her area do, works at Target, listens to Taylor Swift, absolutely NOTHING about her life is alternative. What a crock of shit.

No. 1837693

>>1837588
this screenshot in particular reads like an anon writing a parody of heather and not even herself, she's getting that bad. wow.

No. 1837698

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Yup, she's just too extreme on all the social media.

No. 1837720

>>1837698
It's not enough to go antiquing with Heather for a couple hours. You need to want to do it all fucking weekend without complaint.

No. 1837764

>>1837588
such extreme lifestyle, I would do all of this and know a lot of people that would love to do something like that as well. But guess what, most people would also enjoy watching a movie at home while eating pizza, or reading a book and talking about and not being told that you love them after 30 minutes of the first ever meeting.

No. 1837798

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No. 1837895

>>1837798
Why in the world did she think it was a good idea to film herself bending over in the ugliest, frumpiest dress and then post it to sm? This along with her nasty feet pic like jfc wtf is she thinking?! And yet some dingbat a dozen comments above thinks Hag's photography is something to brag about..

No. 1838149

>>1837895
Actual lunacy. Jolene plays in background. At this point it’s just stalking and fantasy land. I’m not surprised he’s peeping her stories - trying to make sure she’s not outside his house with a ticking clock and train set in the middle of the night. Again, Jolene playing in background.

No. 1838234

>>1837798
The fucking hair toss again. What era/ look does she think she’s capturing with a Party America mask and Target potato sack? If she’s so obsessed with antiques can she not spring for an actual Victorian dress and hat or something, or at least a replica that makes sense?

No. 1838397

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She says… after another series of stories crying in her car over AutistRyan and before another video carrying on about her outfit and stroking her hair like an absolute loon…

No. 1838407

>>1838149
I think she might be hamming it up because he hasn’t blocked her - something I assume all other Ryans do promptly. I want to believe she’s not actually this insane. I mean she is this insane, but she wouldn’t be acting like this if she didn’t feel taunted by him indulging her by watching her meltdowns. I’m assuming he’s literally retarded so SpedRyan if you’re reading this you should definitely fuck off, for her sake.

No. 1838412

>>1837798
Sometimes I get the feeling she lives in an assisted living community for the mentally deranged and these little walks and tours she goes on are accompanied by a nurse who's just there to let her get some fresh air and make sure she doesn't hurt herself while she giggles and hops around doing Heather shit.

No. 1838432

>>1838407
100% the only reason she's still going is because he's still watching and its the only "contact" she has

No. 1838515

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More unhinged car crying and ranting

https://files.catbox.moe/wtx910.mov

https://files.catbox.moe/1b7a53.mov

>I think the worst part about this breakup is that this was a person I actually saw a future with

>it’s really rare that I’m interested in anyone and it’s really hard for me to fall in love
>this was the person I could take care of and love and have babies with
>he watches my Instagram story everyday but he won’t talk to me
>if they don’t have feelings for me then quit watching because it makes me spiral knowing I wasn’t good enough for this person that I love so fucking much starts crying
>and there’s nothing I can be do to be good enough because I’m not like this other girl

No. 1838529

>>1838515
>it's really rare that I'm interested
>it's really hard for me to fall in love
the 17 past Ryans in just a few years would say differently.

No. 1838546

>>1838529
kek, I wanted to write the same.

>>1838515
>and have babies with
please, no, never. She needs to get her mental health in order before she even thinks about having children or the children will suffer and go no contact as soon as they can.

No. 1838560

>>1838546
She's seriously been averaging something like four new "true loves" a year. kek

Really hope she never has kids. Isn't she 36 now? She's already considered AMA. Between possible birth complications and her raging personality disorder the kid would be doomed.

No. 1838564

>>1838560
Her being in her mid 30s is probably a big reason why she’s pushing for a baby right now. Seems like she’s panicking because she’s not where she thought she’d be in life by now.

No. 1838566

>>1838560
I believe she is 30-32

No. 1838568

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Heather follows Venus lol

No. 1838577

>>1838566
My bad, I googled it and the only hit for her name roughly around her age and location was 36. Judging by the old thread she's at least 32 by now.

No. 1838589

Do you guys think she talks about her personal life to her coworkers?

No. 1838603

>>1838589
She does to some extent. We once had an angry Target co-worker from her old location come WKing for her here calling us stalkers. She was straight up telling them she was scared to go to her car at night in the parking lot and stuff. I can't remember which thread that was now though.

No. 1838605

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This might be a nitpick but I fucking hate how she always uses the word blouse. The only other person I know who used that word was my 87 year old grandma.

No. 1838637

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>>1838577

Found this in the first thread (just discovered this one)
she is 33

No. 1838800

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Jewels?

No. 1838804

>>1838800
15lbs in 2 weeks? That's so unhealthy!

No. 1838806

>>1838800
>your best friend
>guy you just met that month
>>1838637
She's honestly too young to be this crazy and far gone, imo only female friends could save this since she refuses therapy, but she's so focused on finding "love" she misses everything else that matters in life

No. 1838831

>>1838806
>but she's so focused on finding "love" she misses everything else that matters in life
Usually in that situation I'd be like 'she needs a fucking hobby' but she has hobbies and they seem to be half the problem lmao. I'm not even sure female friends would help her, she'd just go crazy over them instead if they didn't give her enough attention or go to graveyards with her enough.

She's an unusual cow imo because her life is pretty normal and functional but she invents problems for herself by being overly invested in random ryans and relationships in general. It's literally all in her mind, it's not material problems or her living situation.

No. 1838837

>>1838831
She's definitely expressed before how insecure she is about other women, which would ultimately cause issues with her having or keeping any female friends too. She pretty obviously sees other women as competition given her deep obsession with this "other girl" clock ryan isn't over despite her obviously not being over multiple of her own exs. And there was that ridiculous "now I know why I have no luck on these apps, all the girls are fit and girly wah wah wah".

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>>1837798
G O T H

No. 1838890

I tortured myself by reading all 12 previous threads because I couldn’t figure out what was so entrancing about this cow, holy shit, she’s legitimately crazy. Like textbook bpd cycler…but not only that, she’s stupid, too. It’s funny reading the first few threads when anons had hope for her.

No. 1838908

>>1838605
Well to be fair the only other person that would wear that blouse is someones 87 yo grandma

No. 1838998

>>1838800
I can't take anything she says seriously when she calls all of her Ryans "boy". Or ever.

No. 1839016

>>1838605
This makes me wonder what ClockRyan's new gf wears, the one who Hags got "dumped" for. Chances are high that Hags has been stalking her social media, and this is an attempt at skinwalking.

No. 1839058

>>1839016

Assuming it’s the girl in his tagged photos, she wears pretty stereotypical Zoomer fashion. I think this is just Heather’s standard old Karen attire.

No. 1839059

>>1838800
His insta name is ol_jerryjewels so I think that might be his surname. Speaking of which, Google blessed me with this video after searching his name. Looks like he explores a bit himself.

No. 1839060

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He's still got her up on his Facebook. His name is Jerry Carmine.

No. 1839063

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And this is the girl he went back to.

No. 1839064

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>>1839063
Samefag but blouse skinwalking confirmed. I hope she dyes her hair darker and gets black glasses next.

No. 1839079

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And out of nowhere, she's wearing eyeliner, just like ClockRyan's girl.

No. 1839187

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This is exactly what she said before Paracon yet she still spent the last week crying over Ryan.

No. 1839191

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>>1839187
And this is what ClockRyan aka AutismRyan aka JerryRyan was saying

No. 1839203

>>1839191
>>1839187
The retardation of both of these nerds. Fucking block each other. Boo hoo SpectrumRyan nobody is forcing you to watch this shit. I wonder if she's texting him all the time as well as the unhinged story posting.

No. 1839210

>>1839064
he certainly has a type

No. 1839423

>>1839191
>When will it end
Just walk away from the screen bro, this is hilarious

No. 1839442

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I guess this is where it ends kek

No. 1839443

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I guess this is where it ends kek

No. 1839459

>>1839443
more annoyed that she didn't block him first tbh, what a circus

No. 1839466

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>>1839442
they are still friends on Facebook. He is still seeing her insanity.

No. 1839474

>>1839443
I’m pretty sure he’s been watching her stories the last couple weeks for the same reason we have

No. 1839481

>>1838515
All that for a train enthusiast autist she knew for a week. It’s crazy how quick she went from a comfort cow to a horrorcow for me.

No. 1839490

As a friend of his, he isn't full blown tistic as you may think, just a tad bit. He's run a couple organizations and helps out with railcars at others.>>1839474
She got a little too crazy for him and that's why he left. They were actually never officially together either

No. 1839494

>>1839490
how long did they know each other? how long were they “dating” and to what extent? did he say anything else about her? … how did you find this thread?!

thanks in advance and make sure you read the rules so you don’t get banned https://lolcow.farm/rules

No. 1839500

They talked for about a month, but they only really saw each other in person twice. They were in what he called the 'Getting to know each other" phase before he called it off. He said that he was ok with being her friend, but she refused.
He didn't really say much about her other than she was really nice and appreciative of him buying dinners and such. Later after he stopped talking to her, he said she'd become a little obsessive but that's all.

He found this thread and shared it in a group chat. I've been going to town on this thread and now I understand why he called it off

No. 1839501

>>1839500
Type "sage" in the email field to avoid a temp ban, newfriend. So he didn't dump her for his ex then?

No. 1839502

>>1839500
lord, i wonder if he found the thread before or after he called it off. and i wonder what he’s thinking now, watching her spiral publicly like this. he dodged a bullet for sure. imagine if he’d stuck it out any longer.

ClockRyan needn’t worry too much. she’ll cool off as soon as she meets a new Ryan, although she’ll probably write vague posts referencing trains and clocks for the next few years.

No. 1839507

No he didn't dump her for his ex. He explained that to her multiple times, but she wouldn't listen. The girl you guys found is actually his ex(They broke up almost a year ago now. Another girl that really connected with him about a year ago screwed him over and emotionally destroyed him(hence those corny sad boy poems). He's trying to get back on his feet after that and this didn't exactly help. He's trying to move to PA and was hanging out with a mutual friend of ours that lives there when they matched

If you guys want, I can ask questions. He's ok with it as long as they aren't too personal. He's a cool dude actually.

No. 1839514

>>1839500
Any actual proof you know him?

No. 1839518

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I know him about 6 years now. I pose as a traffic cone on Facebook for laughs(though it's been a while since I shared anything). What other proof you want? I can post photos of us working on railcars if you want.
Btw, I'm new here so I have no idea how to directly reply. Obviously don't really use this website that often

No. 1839555

>>1839518
Is it true what Heather said that he confessed his love to her and promised a relationship?
oh, and how he felt when she was running around train tracks and stone cirlcle like a retarded child? lol

No. 1839571

>>1839442
The fact she tried to write this sassy post about being blocked after making countless insane stories about how she will always love [ryan she knew for one calender week] like…she was absolutely begging to be blocked with her batshit behaviour, I think this is the most concentrated crazy we've seen from her. At least with Bloodryan it was a few months of a relationship, this was a week. Absolutely no reason to act the way she has about it all.

No. 1839602

>>1839518
Umm why are mods banning potential milk?

No. 1839604

Obviously these threads are a factor contributing to Heather's failed romantic life, because every time these ryans find the threads, they cut ties with her. It's a vicious cycle. If she was smart, she would tell the ryans a fake name so they couldn't find her threads, and keep communication with them private on telegram/ whatsapp or signal. She could also create a private insta seperate from her main insta, where she only adds people she really knows, and the ryans. It's clear to me these threads play a part in her wilting romantic life. If a relationship is to succeed, she needs to be much more private when it comes to ryans. If she really needs ryans in her insta stories to use them for her reality tv show, she should get a decoy ryan just for that purpose and have a ryan she's serious about kept private out of sight. If she could get a ryan who doesn't use the internet much or have any socials, it might fair better for her.

No. 1839634

>>1839507
Literally the exact same thing she did to Ryan Z. In both cases they were never actually together, explained they weren’t interested and weren’t dumping her for another girl, ect. and she then adopted their hobbies and made them her entire personality. It really isn’t an exaggeration to say she’s delusional. She is 100%. Poor ClockRyan

No. 1839645

>>1839602
because the dingus traffic cone didn't put "sage" in the email field, it's a temp so they can come back

No. 1839663

>>1839443
Celebrating the "end" of a relationship by announcing she's been blocked. Lmfao Heather…

No. 1839695

>>1839500
they hung out TWICE?? shes fucking nuts. let this man post.

No. 1839710

>>1839602
>>1839645
Because there is no proof poster knows the autism ryan. Can you all stop being so gullible.

No. 1839731

>>1839710

Posted proof they’re friends on Facebook and offered to post pictures of them together. What more do you want?

No. 1839786

>>1839602
The guy didn't sage the first time. Second time he did but he put the reply number of the post in the name field instead of the comment, so he namefagged. Should've read the rules with how banhappy mods are getting. Hopefully he comes back if he has something of value after the ban is up.

No. 1839825

>>1839645
Please, it’s now Traffic Cone. That is his name. I hope he returns after the temp ban, this is the best insight into Behind the Hag Scenes in a long while.
>>1839507
That figures. The sadboi posting was about a brown eyed girl. The other ex has blue eyes. My autism is showing. Thanks for the milk, Traffic Cone. Your ban will wear off in a bit and you’ll be able to post again. Just make sure you write sage in the email field.

No. 1839855

Traffic Cone, what does he think of her calling him "her ex" and all the love stuff? Did it scare him?

>>1839555
I'm curious about both of things too kek

No. 1839865

>>1839663
I noticed earlier that ClockRyan wasn’t following her anymore and scooted right over here to see the fallout. I can’t wait for inevitable story spill later tonight.
>>1839518
Traffic Cone! The mods have removed your ban, I think? Please tell me, does ClockRyan actually like clocks and their inner workings, or did he just mention they were cool when they went antiquing, so she casually bought THREE of the fuckers then went full-on clock fan? Btw we totally understand exactly what the issue was, her insane love obsession.

No. 1839898

Ok, trying to answer everyone's questions here.
First, just to prove I am a friend of his, if you all go to the Oyster Bay Railroad Museums Facebook page tomorrow night, you'll see him working on train cars. Telling you this now because I plan on going with him(not gonna say which person I am because I'd rather keep it that way) and it will prove that we are infact friends.

He did not "Confess his love." Infact, he told her he wanted to take it slow because of what the other girl did to him. Also, he said he didn't pay much mind to it, you all know that the general population of train fans other than my group of friends is either missing chromosomes or has the intelligence of a Jelly fish, so you kinda become numb to that kind of stuff unless their behavior is blatantly unsafe.

For the "Love" stuff, his actual ex didn't stop bothering him for months and caused a lot of fallout, so he doesn't really care. I mean, it's not like she's going after him physically (yes, that has happened). To put it in his words "I've seen and been through some fucked up shit, a crazy chick with an obsession over me is not that scary."

He was following her still just to see what she was saying out of curiosity. No ego trip or anything like what was mentioned earlier. He does care about her still as a human being and wishes the best for her, but she clearly isn't ready for that yet.

Yea he is into clocks. Clocks, trains and vintage cameras. He likes tinkering with clocks and model trains, working on real trains and he actually shoots 8mm film cameras. He actually bought her two clocks and gave her a third as a nice gesture. He said he felt bad for her because her room was "So quiet you could hear a pin drop."(this is an imageboard)

No. 1839916

>>1839898
Honestly between him paying for her dinners and buying her gifts like the old clocks, etc. I can see how she'd be obsessed with him more than other Ryans. She's usually the one love bombing the tinder matches with weird gifts to get them to stick around for a bit, but it's rare to see a Ryan treat her. She probably thought she finally found another provider like her ex husband.

No. 1839920

Yea, it was kinda sad honestly. He really did like her, but she started getting to be a bit too much. The jealousy really started showing when she got mad about him texting a friend of his(Who is married and now having a kid). Also, she got really annoyed when he had a small depressive episode when something reminded him of brown eyes instead of being supportive. He said that really was the tipping point there, but he didn't wanna just abandon her. She made him choose between her and brown eyes. Obviously he chose her because they were in person and he knew she'd lose it. He ended up sticking with their plan(She comes to NY for the weekend, then he drives her back to PA and stays a couple days) simply because he felt bad and didn't want to just leave her high and dry.

No. 1839935

>>1839920
That is exactly how I imagined her. Jealous and controlling and frighteningly borderline. Did he "break up" with her on the rock over the parking lot they were sitting on together?

No. 1839951

No, he said that he left her the morning that he left. He really didn't want to get into detail with it because he feels bad that she's losing it, though he sees that she's got a history. He's one of those people that can't help but feel bad for people like her

No. 1839988

>>1839951
damn.. thanks for all the info, Traffic Cone
i feel bad for your friend having to put up with heather, sounds like he was actually kind towards her
also you can reply to posts by pressing the post number, or adding >> in front of the post number inside of your reply

No. 1840012

>>1839898
So did he learn of this page after? When he saw her freak out post-breakup? Understandable to look into her for that.
Do you know if she mentioned her past, social media experience, or lolcow fame to him?

No. 1840039

>>1839988
Yea, he's not exactly the abusive type. He's nuts, but has a kind heart. He really thought that it would work out at first

>>1840012
He learned of it only a few days ago, though I'm not sure how.
He didn't really say much about her past, just how she's been through abusive relationships and stuff like that. As for her internet fame, he did say that she talked a bit about people being out there to ruin her, especially after she went from cosplay to what she's into now. Sounded like a sob story, but he felt bad for her until now. Especially seeing that she's got a bit of a history.

No. 1840083

>>1839920
Did he have sex with her the weekend she came over, knowing he was going to end things with her?

Because if so, that's pretty shitty and I'm not surprised Heather chimped out afterwards.

No. 1840087

>>1840039
So much of this is giving female novelist.

No. 1840099

>>1840083

That I do not know. He isn't really the type to brag or even talk about stuff like that. Again, knowing him though, I don't think he would have had sex with her if he knew he was going to end it.(sage your shit)

No. 1840100

And my dumb ass forgot to write sage again, see you guys in a day or two

No. 1840143

>>1840100
It's okay, at least you're making an effort to learn and figured out how to reply. I appreciate the insight you're delivering so thanks for that.

No. 1840212

>>1840100
Next time that happens, just delete the comment real quick and rewrite it with sage.

No. 1840220

>>1839898
>He does care about her still as a human being and wishes the best for her,
He seems like he's quite kind, probably why Heather liked him, it's interesting how he apparently wanted to be friends but Heather was like no, love only!! like, if you like this man so much what'a the harm of staying friends? She does have some male friends too so I don't see the problem, isn't it better to be part of someone's life in some way, even if not tru luv uwu if you like them. Doesn't make sense to me why it has to be relationship dialed up to 1000 or nothing, especially if this guy has some relationship trauma and isn't ready for that

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and just like that, heather moves on. the fact that she instantly stopped pining after she was blocked plus the friend milk that contradicts her story has convinced me. she doesn't believe she shit she writes, its all for attention. ryan attention obviously, but when she loses that she immediately pivots to saddest sad girl bravely recovering from the greatest heartbreak in history so her simps will validate her. i cant believe anybody in this thread takes what she says at face value.

No. 1840252

I don’t understand why everyone here is taking the side of a scrote just because he has some ridiculous sob story. I wouldn’t be surprised if Heather was victimized still and has so much trauma from being manipulated in her relationships

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The drummer from poison is still thirsting.

No. 1840259

>>1840252
this ain’t it
when did this dude have time to “manipulate” her in two weeks?

No. 1840266

>>1840100
Thank you, Traffic Cone, for clearing up some details. Hope ClockRyan… or, Jerry, moves on and gets a bit more stable as well. He clearly dodged a bullet here.

No. 1840280

>>1840252
heather has the same "ridiculous sob story" that paints her as the helpess victim for each ryan. do you really think every guy she goes on a couple dates with is declaring his undying love for her just to get laid? even dumb guys aren't that dumb.

No. 1840285

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Gearing up to swoop.

No. 1840292

>>1840012
I wonder if the thread is her fallback for her Ryans not working out. Like, she can always blame someone else instead of criticizing her role in the matter. I think its a part of why she doesn't cover her tracks dating wise, and also why shes so quick to post them on her social media. She gets to blame her obsessed haters instead of her own undoing.
I think if she really wanted a match to work out, she would use an alias online or a separate account. But, no, shes quick to perform for the next round. I think she thinks shes in some wacky rom com, and forgets shes dealing with real people who are flawed and still becoming who they aspire to be.

No. 1840329

>>1840292
That is the thing I will never understand. On the face of it, considering her insta feed is her personality, as she’s so terminally online and that will never change, some of her tchotchkes and curios are pretty cool. She looks viable as a collector of antiquarian shit. Then her overwhelming need to seek approval, adulation and acceptance starts seeping in and it’s really just like…separate the personal and the private ffs. Hag will never not post her childish drama and neediness online because, let’s face it, when she spent a couple of months a while back (when she changed account maybe?) keeping her personal life private, it was all dry as fuck. The interests she adorns her true self - basic reality show drama girl - with are just that, adornments. Will the real Karen Hag please come through?

No. 1840330

>>1840248
I pity the fool who goes on a date with Heather like 1 day after she was declaring eternal love for clockryan kek

No. 1840333

>>1840252
Yeah I'm not on his side, if anything it seems like he and Heather have the same issues and were not able to empathize with each other regardless of having similar experiences, based on traffic cone's story. >>1839920
Like clockryan was pining after an ex while on a date with Heather and she naturally (for her) flipped, obviously someone who has worked through their issues would have reacted better, but they are both making the same mistakes. I can see a future girlfriend of clockryan being put off by the pining the same way Heather's pining is offputting.

No. 1840334

>>1839920
>he had a small depressive episode when something reminded him of brown eyes
Fucking kek. Every time we get IRL tourists ITT we gain a new cow.

No. 1840337

>>1840252
You think Hag has been manipulated by every Ryan on this thread? You need help. Seek therapy.

No. 1840347

>>1840333
These two were clearly a disaster waiting to happen. He's not mentally stable, a sadnboi and weird romantic. Heather is off the deep end and I'm sure they played off each other a bit. However, I'm inclined to believe most of what the Cone says since ClockRyan was so quick to break it off.
>>1840334
KEK I wish he had enough material to start his own thread. I'm insanely curious about this dude I will admit. Seems to be a bit milky.

No. 1840359

i dont totally understand the speculation on whether or not clockryan has any responsibility in her crazy reaction to him calling things off. Whether he did something shitty or was a perfect angel, things will always end this way because she expects a man to be her everything and vice versa. it makes her a target for the absolute worst type of guy and she gives them a leg up because she's already socially isolated. her dream ryan is a completely codependent shitshow of a relationship. she's honestly a bit lucky to be dodging that bullet so far, though probably her ex husband fit this profile. she needs to heal her pickmeism and learn to make some female friends. she's so stunted.

No. 1840366

it sounds like he sussed out quickly that he wasnt ready for a relationship (and definitely not the type of relationship heather wants) and decided not to pursue further. thats pretty reasonable. he made a judgment error, thats not malicious or manipulative or abusive. hanging out with someone a few times isnt making some grand commitment to them, despite heather's delusions.

No. 1840415

>>1840366
that's just it, most people don't know if someone will be their partner for the rest of their life after one or two dates. She has this expectation that she goes on a date, they both have heart eyes and will live happily ever after. After all he tried to stay friends with her and she should have taken that offer, maybe they would have worked as a couple some time later, it's not unheard of friends becoming partners.

No. 1840418

>>1840220
Her male friends are only "friends" because she deems them undatable unlike this train-ryan who she was already fantasizing having babies with just a week or two into their "relationship". I stand by my earlier comment that her obsession took off due to his more nurturing and providing nature in comparison to the other Ryans of past. She's looking for a new provider and someone she deems "father" material which is deeply concerning considering how clearly unwell she is. She'd make a terrible and deeply emotionally manipulative mother.

>>1840248
It's like her entire mood hinges on whether or not she has a date planned or a ryan in her pocket. Totally not unhinged behavior.

>>1840256
You are too old for her Richard, you will never be Heather's perfect little spoopy boy. Hilarious this washed up old cock rock dude is still all over her comments and DMs though.

No. 1840688

>>1840099
She stayed for a weekend sleepover at his house and you don't think they had sex simply because you (another male) find him nice?

All of you in here stop kissing the Anon's ass and also stop trying to defend TismRyan. He's a shitty man who knew he didn't want to date Heather and still had her over for a sex weekend and dumped her right after.

No. 1840727

>>1840688
Hmm I dunno anon. At what point - after he’s already told her it’s a ‘getting to know you’ stage or whatever the fuck plus red flag city with sadboi ‘depressive episode’ about ‘brown eyes’ kek - do you think that it might not be for you. Surely, I mean, absolutely surely, you might think this scrote is a Scrote and I’m not going to fuck him. Or do you think, as I assume it went down, Hag thought ‘I’ll fuck him and he’ll like me more’. Yeah it’s a shame but that’s on her. It’s unfortunate but TismRyan (also a freak) isn’t responsible for her own retardation and arrested development

No. 1840743

>>1840688
you know, people can have sleepovers without having sex. Even though Heather seems to be the person to try to bind a man offering sex, but there are adults who turn down such offers or don't even think about stuff like that while meeting someone. And I'm not kissing his ass, I just see Heather as the more insane person in this situation and in the end, she doesn't seem to suffer anymore, as she found a new date.

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>>1840743
Speaking of which…

No. 1840773

>>1840769
One date "He's a real keeper!"

No. 1840774

>>1840773
Kekek even though Hag is a totally frustrating person with an idiotic brain I’m rooting for her with this one, as she’s my comfort cow. What would be great is if they hit it off, are both as milky as each other, unite against tEh HaTeRs and give us loads to laugh about.

No. 1840777

>>1840769
let me tell you how date two will go:
>"I love him"
>"He will be the father of my children"
>"I've never met anyone that fit more and he is the most amazing boy in the whole world"

and after date three:
>"Look at my new stones (owls, plants, clocks, whatever hobby that guy has), they are the only one keeping me company"
>"He left me because of the stones, I'm too weird for him, I will always be alone, they just can't handle someone as weird as I am"

No. 1840778

>>1840777
Hush nona, no. Although this is the likeliest outcome I don’t want it to go this way. I’m praying, Hag, don’t fuck this up. Be chill and supply us with milk for months. Please.

No. 1840783

>>1840769
she went on a date and managed not to post creep shots of him? is this growth? very excited for the new ryancycle

No. 1840789

>>1840769
She's gonna need to post a shot of his feet or something otherwise this just sounds like she's making it up, has she ever described a ryan in this way before? Kinda sounds like a kid describing her boyfriend who "goes to another school"

No. 1840791

>>1840778
kek, okay, you shall have your milk, only hope they break up before she will get pregnant. I give her right before Halloween, then the break-up drama will start again.

No. 1840795

>>1840791
Good call. The Halloween Tragedy.
>>1840783
I think growth is practically impossible but she may have computed that to act too quickly is to lose a Ryan. A self fulfilling prophecy. Ryan go poof!

No. 1840796

>>1840789
i was thinking the same thing, her posts sound very forced. "we're the perfect height for each other and he has the cutest dog! thank god i got dumped by whatever that guys name is !" i think she knows trainryan is probably still watching her stories so shes hamming it up big time.

No. 1840809

>>1840795
Maybe all the "men want to be tortured" and "men hate if you like them" rants will translate into her pretending to be more chill with this one.

No. 1840825

>>1840256
Pure, uncut tinfoil, but I've decided that this >>1755718 ask was the Poison guy too lmao. I love the idea of our Heather shooting down this old weirdo over and over.

No. 1840830

>>1840825
Oh nonita, I am with you on that tinfoil. Especially since he gave some clue that he’s been pestering her about being ‘on television’. She’s like an antihero, but not sharp.

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I'm not sure how much it could have been dragged out at this point… but alas again

No. 1840915

>>1840912
now I'm sad for the nona that hoped for a longer relationship, hope she finds someone better very soon, so nona gets her fresh milk and I get my Halloween drama.

No. 1840916

>>1840769
if she always does this after a first date she'll never have a boyfriend.

No. 1840925

>>1840912
This is the guy she just went on a date with?

No. 1840934

>>1840912
Like clockwork. The Ryans have been tapping out quicker lately. Wonder what he was lying about- was he just acting like he was interested in her the whole time? That sounds laborious, especially with a character like Heather. Can't blame the moid, at least he cut things off fast before she started talks about moving in together, marriage and kids on date 2. I'd rather see her doing things for herself, even if it is solely to try to flex on the ex Ryans, so I hope she doesn't give this one too much energy.

No. 1840938

>>1840912
Why does she spend so much time crying in her car? She said it’s her day off so it’s not like she’s hiding from coworkers. Like why not just cry in the house.

No. 1840939

>>1840915
I’m that anon. Woe is me. Fingers crossed for a new candidate and your Halloween drama.

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>>1840938
KEK! She should spend her time crying while sitting behind her 800 plants.

No. 1840946

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I wonder what made him change his mind.

No. 1840954

>>1840946
>we made plans
Like, lifetime goals? After one date? I suspect the conversation may have been more of a one-way thing.

No. 1840957

>>1840946
She drives me crazy. They met ONE TIME why does it have to be this dramatic? Or maybe he was like “sorry I can’t make it today” and would reschedule and she’s taking it like a “break up”. She is absolutely scaring these dudes away.

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No. 1841015

>>1840960
one of these dudes should tell her that it is absolutely her that’s the problem

No. 1841022

>>1840954
I think she means the second date plans for today, but knowing Heather the life plans were definitely implied.

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>Heather on the first date

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No. 1841080

>>1840938
charitable answer: she's doing errands on a day off and driving can really allow your mind and feelings to wander freely. it's the one place you can't easily divert yourself with screens or most other media. similar to how people often dig deeper and cry in the shower.

triple that if a love song comes on the radio which of course is almost every song on the radio. she could have had a crying fit while driving. pulled over (hopefully) and journaled it (good). but then posted what should have stayed a draft as another sad and insane looking public post on her story (not good).

i'm glad she's writing it down when flooded with intense emotions while in a crisis, irrational or not. but this is hurt the world does not need to know about girl

uncharitable answer: selfie lighting in the front seat of a car can be amazing. bizarrely one of the most flattering selfie locations in my experience

No. 1841088

>>1841064
Isn't this where her and clockryan went? Maybe this really is just another ploy to get his attention.

No. 1841090

>>1841064
How much do you want to bet she's going to go straight back to pining over TrainRyan

No. 1841119

>>1840039
She was never into cosplay. She abused almost every guy she's been.She finds dudes who she thinks are slightly successful, latches onto them so they'll pay for her hobbies. She doesn't own her house, her jobs not that great but a jobs a job. Her family has money. She had to drop the goth back in the day because her uncle was going to kick her off the will. That's what her ex told me, but who knows she spews so much bull for attention it's hard to find what's true or not.
She also used to send every guy she knew before all this nudes and if called out on it would lie and say she photoshopped herself into someone else for jokes.

>>1838564
She's 34-36 not younger or older(Sage)

No. 1841129

>>1841119
Sage your autism.

She was into furries for a few years before the breakdown of her marriage. She attended a couple anthrocons with Adam. I remember she had someone help her design a fur suit head. Back in her lispy cringy Heather Sparkles days..

No. 1841132

Yea, ClockRyan blocked her on everything finally a few days ago. He kinda got tired of her attention seeking in her stories, plus he agreed with you guys that he would be better off blocking her for her own sake.

No. 1841142

>>1841119
So the Heather Steele that shows up in her area's whitepages aged 36 is her then?

No. 1841160

>>1841142
What a weird thing to look up. And no, she was born in 1990. She is 33.

No. 1841173

>>1841129
Dude, being a furry isn't cosplaying. There is a difference and I apologize for the age mix up, when I knew her she said she was older. Again, she lies a lot.

No. 1841179

>>1841160

Yep, she posted her license or something at one point (with pertinent stuff blacked out) and she was def born in 1990.

>>1840946
So she invited him to her house? On the second date? I guess he thought she was moving fast in a few different ways. The shorter Ryancycles are making me sad, though. She used to at least be able to get a guy to the mutual crush phase but now they're getting spooked early on.

No. 1841231

>>1841160
sorry nonnie, I apparently missed the drivers license that was posted and couldn't find confirmation on her age otherwise, just estimations so I googled her name. Weird that there seems to be another Heather Steele around her area just a couple years older though, I wouldn't have taken that as a common name.

No. 1841247

>>1840912
Well the anon who said the Ryan cycles are getting shorter and shorter sure was right.

No. 1841420

>>1840912
So why did he bail??

…I wonder if he googled her and found this thread, kek.

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No. 1841503

>>1841434
not this shit again

No. 1841541

>>1840960
Has she given any more info yet? I'm blocked on her socials, kek

No. 1841570

>>1841541
No she hasn’t elaborated on that one

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No. 1841650

>>1841623
Jfc this is depressing but I can't feel sorry for you because this is all your own doing. You could have friends if you tried and made an effort. People don't have to be into every single thing you're into. Just one or two common interests is enough. What happened to the people in the group photo you posted at paracon? Why don't you focus some of your time putting in an effort with potential friends rather than spending so much time obsessing over finding the next Ryan. Oh that's right because you'd rather cry and complain endlessly about how you're just too extreme for anyone.

Heather, you haven't had a stable relationship for more than several months in years. Your family has had to set boundaries with you. And you have no friends. This kind of isolation is not healthy. Maybe it's time to put on your big girl panties and set yourself some priorities in finding some real friends before you end up in a very dark place.

No. 1841673

>>1841623
>I wish I could have friends
>goes batshit when train-ryan asks if they can be friends

No. 1841677

Imagine developing a friendship with her until she has a new ryan and you are immediately nothing(learn2sage)

No. 1841734

>>1835422
>>1835406
late but do save link as, or copy the link and paste without anony.link
bless heather for all this content

No. 1841767

>>1841650
Literally if she dedicated even 10% of the time she dedicates for searching for, thinking and planning about, meeting, crying and posting about Ryans to one or two female friends she could have a couple of besties. Girls don't ask for much, Heather could throw a few messages a week and meet up once a month and it would eventually make a world of difference to her mental health.
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Dedicating literally 100% of your emotional energy to stranger moids who owe you (and thus will give you) nothing is how you turn out like Heather, slowly going more insane by the day

No. 1841832

>>1841623
it's all a pity party to her, it's extremely clear she doesn't want friends or anything at all except for a ryan who will dote on her and be obsessed with her. that's why she's alone.
maybe if she quit wishing for the impossible and put actual focus on the things she likes (minus a moid) and started going out more to meet people it would naturally come, but instead she cries over herself on social media when she's the one creating the problems

it's exactly like >>1841673, trainryan asked to be friends and now she's crying she has no friends. she makes it hard to feel bad for her

No. 1841834

I don't understand why everyone here thinks it's a good idea for Heather to be friends with Trainryan. They will never have a real friendship if she wants him to be her boyfriend. That would cause more issues and mental stress. It's better to find friends she doesn't want to be with romantically.

No. 1841857

>>1841834
Nonas were using it as an example of Heather not even wanting friendship with a moid, let alone other women. They weren't suggesting it happpen.

No. 1841895

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Then she shoots down someone who literally says he'll participate? What does this bitch WANT!

No. 1841914

>>1841895
A moid to cater to and finance her every whim.

No. 1841926

>>1841895
Every. single. week. All she wants to do is go to gettysburg, and antiquing. she must beso fucking boring to date.

No. 1841978

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No. 1841985

>>1841895
He literally said he'd be happy to go even though it wouldnt' be his first choice. Can Heather even read?

No. 1841999

>>1841978
>"immersing myself"
she will be back real soon

No. 1842018

>>1841999
insert the clip of her saying "let me clarify what goodbye means" topkek

No. 1842039

>>1841978
will she finally read a book or watch a movie?

No. 1842105

>>1841978
I’d be impressed if this was true, but we all know she’s gearing up for a CivilWarRyan saga.

No. 1842142

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No. 1842164

>>1842039
no, she’ll buy stuff and take battlefield selfies
that is the only way she relates to the world

No. 1842278

>>1842142
Kek nonita the classic Hag. Love you.
>>1841999
I give it a week, tops.

No. 1842329

>>1842142
Appreciate you nonnie!

No. 1842478

File: 1686168787367.jpeg (140.46 KB, 828x1057, IMG_3104.jpeg)

Still desperate for Train/ClockRyan

No. 1842479

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No. 1842483

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>>1842478

Liked by a Ryan lol

No. 1842513

>>1842478
kek she's so obvious. what does she think is gonna happen? "wow i know i had to block you because you were obsessively posting about me, but you saw a train at a museum and that totally changed my mind. will you marry me?"

No. 1842607

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No. 1842611

>>1842478
>>1842479
>>1842513
This is definitely her pulling a "look what you're missing out on!" posting. Similar to when she spams us with her ugly lewds and weird cleavage shots directly after striking out with a ryan.

>>1842607
Wow, she's wearing winged eyeliner AND her old killstar clothes? Trainryan really did do a number on her.

No. 1842677

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No. 1842707

>>1842607
>traumatic
what a fucking drama queen, what happened to immersing herself

>>1842677
a used cemetery sign! the epitome of weird!

No. 1842826

>>1842677
How many times has she brought up the sign? Jfc. And why is she trying to NLOG herself towards a future Spooky Ryan, who would be used to this kind of interest of oddities? Makes no sense, Heather.

No. 1842827

>>1842826
I was thinking the same thing. She brings up this boring cemetery sign as often as she posts about being a goth in high school.

No. 1842859

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What a conversationalist Heather is.

No. 1842868

>>1841895
she should show the other side of the conversation, where she shoots down all his date ideas because she doesnt like movies, restaurants, bars, shows, games, sports, literally anything besides buying shit at the antique store.

>>1842859
of course she expects the guy to do all the work. youre not pretty enough to be this arrogant heather.

No. 1842992

>>1842677
it's a fucking sign, if it was a used tombstone or a used coffin, that would be "spooky", but not a stupid sign. I'm still so sad that she isn't German, we have the perfect dating platform for her and the milk would be so good.

No. 1843148

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No. 1843171

>>1843148
Why is she obtuse and stupid? She’s not going to give up dating apps it’s half her identity. She’s not going to “meet someone” as in an immediate boyfriend visiting Gettysburg twice a week, most people are already with someone. Her best chance is to run into an actually retarded man (“boy”) on a day trip with mental hospital staff who is autistic enough to think he really found something. Dude Heather is a predator at this point. I completely agree with anons who call her a horror cow and entirely do not understand anons who call her a comfort cow.

No. 1843172

>>1842992
I’m so intrigued, please tell more kraut nonnie. What is this site for Heather types?

No. 1843187

>>1843148
Holy fuck she's legitimately retarded. Does she remember what it's like to perform 1 single task without expecting attention from a moid? Even Chris had other things to occupy his life outside of being in a relationship.

No. 1843191

>>1843148
holy fuck. the first two were extremely level headed. the third went completely off the rails. 0 to 60

No. 1843193

>>1843172
kek, love you for calling me kraut. It's "Schwarzes Glück", an online dating platform only for goths and weird people. I haven't been on there for years but the people you meet there are all goths with weird hobbies, some nice people, some creeps, she would find the perfect partner, except she wouldn't, because she would be too weird for all of them. Guess it's time for her to learn some German and find another Ryan here.

No. 1843279

>>1843148
kek. Love that she puts down the camera in the third one, says "ok bye" in the fourth one, and then still goes on to ramble in another two.

No. 1843308

>>1843187
At this point I think she’s fully autistic and her special interest is ugly dating app moids.

No. 1843410

She can’t be for real omg what kind of dating requirements are these??? Who wants a partner and then lists a bunch of basic hobbies? She is so desperate for a boyfriend but she has absolutely no idea what a real relationship/marriage is. Interests change, she needs to get over this whole ‘go antiquing’ bullshit and learn that the things you look for in a partner aren’t what they are into but what they are like, are they good people, do they make you feel good, would they be a good father? She is so immature. Nobody gives a shit about how spoopy you are, you’re in your 30’s girl. And literally what she’s describing is a friend, not a boyfriend.

No. 1843435

>>1843410
Absolutely this. She has some fucked up unrealistic view on relationships. She essentially wants a tall dude with zero personality following her around letting her buy more for her hoard. He better not have any interests other than Heather.

No. 1843479

>>1843435
>following her around
Just realised what she actually needs is a dog (sincerely)

No. 1843484

No one wants to be treated as an accessory and she acts so much like a moid in that her view of relationships are 100% self serving. The ideal man for her doesn’t have ambition, doesn’t had his own identity or interests, isn’t a real person for that matter. She just wants a simp that follows her around while SHE does what she wants to do and he’s just there for company and to give her attention. It’s blaringly obvious why she is single and why EVERY guy runs for the hills. I know she lurks here, Heather, men don’t exist just to cater to your loneliness. Flesh out your expectations of a boyfriend/spouse beyond HE LIKES WHAT I DO. What kind of person are you even looking for?? What is their professional life like, their life habits, social habits, interests outside of YOU. YOU are the common denominator in your failed relationships.

No. 1843677

>>1843171
She's a comfort cow because she's consistently insane and predictable. Same reason they keep making Scream movies.

No. 1843888

>>1843148
"I've broadened my horizons….im on all these apps, I pay for premium". Heather, I don't think you know what that term means. You need to be open for new experiences and accept you won't find someone exactly like you.
She even says "there's no one like me". Well there ya go, branch out (even though there are a million basic people like her. She's just unlikeable). I can't.

No. 1843952

>>1843479
She needs therapy, LOTS of it, not a pet.

No. 1844304

Nonnies I went through the first two threads out of sheer curiosity and holy shit, she's always been this insane. Absolutely batshit. I don't know if I can read through the rest kek.

No. 1844394

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No. 1844410

>>1844304
The life cycle of Heather is a wild ride. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

I've followed her since her toy collecting on yt. She thinks she's grown and changed sooo much but despite her having a stable job and renting her own apartment she's still just as immature and emotionally stunted as she was during her "balla jointed dolls" days.

No. 1844419

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>>1844394
Yes she made this herself

No. 1844458

>>1844419
kek, thanks for providing us with the next thread pic Heather.

No. 1844461

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?

No. 1844463

>>1844461
She must be trying to get the attention of a new Ryan. She always acts manic and sexual when she has her eyes set on someone new.

No. 1844495

Showed up too late to actually attend the civil war event she kept talking about, so instead she's at home taking selfies on all fours for Instagram losers.

No. 1844496

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>>1844495
Dropped the pic.

No. 1844644

>>1844410
You're not wrong. I'm morbidly curious about what's happened between the present and past… but I find myself having to mentally prep to delve back in kek. I've followed a lot of cows on her, Lucinda scares me less than Heather. Truly it is incredible how little she's grown or changed. Mind-boggling.

No. 1844793

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No. 1844794

>>1844793
>that community
if you keep smelling shit everywhere you go, try checking your own shoe

No. 1844809

>>1844793
How interesting that she hasn't mentioned bjds in YEARS and yet I brought it up yesterday on this board and she posts this today…

No. 1844957

>>1844496
Legitimately ridiculous. Imagine the process of posing, taking this picture, thinking of a caption and uploading it. Her life is so sad. She as a person is really sad and empty.

No. 1845168

>>1844461
I have to say about Heather, for all of her personality flaws I feel like her house always looks really nice and clean kek. Cluttered with all the dumb antique shit, yes, but I guess the bar is low since I'm used to cows like Luna and Shayna living in squalor.

No. 1845257

>>1844463
Spot on.

>>1844496
And this shit just proves it. There is absolutely no reason for this picture other than trying to catch the eye of a new BumbleRyan. She must be crushing on someone who is more of an actual goth-type to be announcing that she is goth so much again.

No. 1845488

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Whaaaaaaa? Is… is this possible growth?

No. 1845492

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No. 1845494

>>1845488
It took her 30+ years to realize common sense things lol

No. 1845564

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>>1845488
She actually went to the gym too instead of just talking about it, crazy

No. 1845588

>>1845488
>>1843410
Did Heather just take that one nonna's advice?!

No. 1845599

>>1845564
she’ll either stop the moment she hooks a new Ryan or she’ll stop when she doesn’t catch one

No. 1845631

>>1845564
There are several instances that she's gone once and then never followed through on making it a routine. I'll believe it when I see it.

No. 1845653

>>1845564
I for one really want the gymrat with rage arc kek. Sobbing about Ryan's while she lifts her problems away… It'd be an upgrade from the boring spooky heather arc we've been stuck in.

No. 1845655

>>1845564
I for one really want the gymrat with rage arc kek. Sobbing about Ryan's while she lifts her problems away… It'd be an upgrade from the boring spooky heather arc we've been stuck in.

No. 1845658

>>1845564
I for one really want the gymrat with rage arc kek. Sobbing about Ryan's while she lifts her problems away… It'd be an upgrade from the boring spooky heather arc we've been stuck in.

No. 1845759

>>1845564
>>1845599
>>1845631

What are the odds she is talking to a Gym Bro Ryan?

No. 1845774

>>1845492
so personal growth, gym AND an etsy shop to sell her antique stuff?
ok, I give her one month max but on the other hand, I am kinda rooting for her

No. 1845796

>>1845488
I’m dying to know what led to these sudden common sense revelations. But, you do you girl.

No. 1845824

>>1845488
The stuff about good qualities is pretty exactly what an anon said recently, Heather probably checked the thread after finding out ClockRyan's friend was posting and accidentally caught some good advice.
However I'm not holding my breath because Heather always gets very sensible and sane when she's in the talking stage, I think that moment of securing a date is when she's happiest. But it would be good if she really learned that hobbies and interests doesn't = connection, it gives you something to talk about but character is all that actually matters

No. 1845874

>>1845564
This video was short but so fucking creepy. There's no way any of this will last. I want to have hope for her but she's proven time and again that she doesn't stick to anything and this will be over by next week. She'll be right back to crying in her car, bitching about dating apps, and eating fried food on her floor until she blacks out. What a life.

No. 1845950

>>1845759
I have a Heather-like person in my life, though she is around her Ryans long enough to engage in far more substantive mirroring (she got heavily into weightlifting for one, even converted to Islam to attract and keep a Bosnian Muslim guy). But in the early stages she's just like this.

What's different about Heather is she seems to believe the other person needs to do this too. She steals half of your personality, you are obligated to make weekly visits to spoopy Gettysburg to steal half of hers. Very transactional!

No. 1846042

>>1845874
Second this. Don't forget the obligatory tit pics alongside the I don't need a man but please date me novels later on.
It's always 1 step forward and 5 steps back for her. I'll be surprised if this lasts a week. Not to say I hope she falls back on her old ways but she'll wax poet about self improvement until her targeted Ryan quickly loses interest in her. Then she'll go back to her pity party. She's one of the most self aware yet unaware cows.

No. 1846102

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Does it still count as a treat if it's literally every day?

No. 1846303

>>1846102
Treating herself to Target pajamas. What a treat.

No. 1846545

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My god. I gave her a week and she didn't even make it a day.

No. 1846550

>>1846545
Heather, you can still go later. Or go tomorrow. Missing one day isn't the end of the world

No. 1846556

>>1846545
Do you think when she says "doom scrolling" she actually means self-harming by scrolling through tons of bad news (the actual meaning of doomscrolling), or is she repurposing that phrase to just describe basic phone scrolling so it sounds more intense?
>>1846550
No, nonny, of course one setback means it's over forever.

No. 1846559

>>1846556
I would be very surprised if she follows news of any kind. I would think that would extend too far past her personal bubble.
>the curse
The fucking dramatics.

No. 1846724

wasnt today the date with the normal guy?

No. 1846770

>>1846556

Big Guess that she thinks swiping dating apps as doomscrolling

No. 1846842

>>1846545
I hope we've learned something here. The only time Heather has positively changed her life is when it happened by accident, usually in failed pursuit of a boy.

No. 1846921

>>1845488
What's funny about this (slight samefag as I've already replied to this post here >>1845824 ) is she has tried to make a moid go to her house on their second date(!) twice now and it went wrong both times (clockryan and the one we never saw) so, rhetorically because it's Heather and she never learns from her mistakes, why would she aim to this a third time since it clearly spooks the moids.
Second date at their home is wild, isn't accepted dating advice for the first 3 dates to be in a public place?

No. 1846969

>>1846921
Her bedroom looks like a spare bedroom at a grandma’s house, or a display room in an antique store and not in a cute way. Like spread the antiques over the house, decorate, have a theme. Her living room is just Target art and a love seat. Her dining table is in the corner so it basically only seats one because she’s covered the rest of it with plants. She has a TWIN bed in her bedroom that faces cheap bookshelves full of antiques that may well be interesting and cool, but it’s not… homey. She doesn’t even have a TV! It would be so quiet and uncomfortable there, it would send me running also. Nobody gives a shit about the cemetery sign Heather, it’s 100% you.

No. 1847106

>>1845564
Gym Heather unlocked

No. 1847150

>>1846969
It's absolutely this. There's absolutely no warmth or "lived in" feeling to the place, just cold hard collections shoved into different corners of the place. It's really no wonder clockryan bought her a few clocks because he found it eerily silent.

No. 1847166

>>1847150

Your exactly describing her personality kek.

No. 1847179

>>1846921
How else is she supposed to show them the locket where she plans to store a sample of their hair/DNA? >>1836140

If you have a better plan than luring them into her Grey Gardens starter cave she's all ears!

No. 1847183

>>1847166
kek, you aren't wrong nonna. Ngl, she gives me "split" vibes, "Patricia" is ironically a better dresser though.

No. 1847186

>>1846921
if she would bring them back home and they would cook together and maybe watch a movie, it would be a nice date, but she can't cook and she has no TV, so that won't happen. I somehow feel, like other nonas, that she brings them home to talk about her "collection" and after that tries to convince them to stay and be her Forever-Ryan with sex. It also appears to me that she feels like her time is running out and if she can't secure a Ryan in the next few weeks, she will never have a white picket fence, a husband and/or children.

No. 1847187

>>1847186
Just imagine entering her place just be be shown her corner of dying plants and then her other corner of musty old dolls and photogaphs. Then for her to try to beckon you to her tiny twin bed in the final corner of her "home". Grim.

Her erratic rambling all over social media about how badly she wants to have babies and collect bits of her lovers hair for a locket really isn't helping either. She's a very low-key horror cow at this point.

No. 1847221

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Start the clock

No. 1847225

>>1847221
it's summer, so she can be a summer girlfriend for a Ryan, I give them 6 weeks. Except she finally learned something and deleted those apps without having a Ryan around, ah, well, no.

No. 1847248

>>1847225

I must say, summer is summer, but 6 months is mighty ambitious for our girl's recent track record.

No. 1847304

>>1847248
that's why I wrote 6 weeks, nona, I was thinking about writing 3 months but felt the same like you do about 6 months. Even though I'm still waiting for that Halloween break-up milk, kek.

No. 1847328

>>1847221
>>1847225
>>1847304
I'm giving them two weeks. I'll be shocked if she finds any relationship that lasts longer than that in her current state

No. 1847356

Shit I haven’t checked these threads since Ryan 15. I was rooting for that one, lol. She will never change.

No. 1847380

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kek, the cemetery sign is so spooky and goth.

No. 1847385

>>1847380
I swear she tries to use this ugly boring old sign for "spooky" clout every other day at this point. It isn't even a nice looking sign? It's literally just some boring old sheet metal sign someone pulled out of the trash? super spooky.

No. 1847392

>>1847328
we should open a poll every time there is a new Ryan so nonas can guess how long it might last

>>1847380
oh, come on, buy a used coffin, that would be impressive or dig up a skull on a graveyard. The sign is ugly and boring and probably not even really old. Did she ever visit a graveyard in the middle of the night like most teenage goths did at one point?

No. 1847398

>>1847304

oops I wrote 6 months RIP it's been a long week

6 weeks still seems like so long for her at this point kek

No. 1847413

>>1847380
She's the kind of person who gives themselves a "cool" nickname.

No. 1847492

>>1847413

like "Heather Sparkles"? kek

No. 1847523

>>1847328
Throwing in my hat for one week. There is no way she will still be in this "relationship" next Friday.

No. 1847567

>>1847221
Notice how she said WE instead of I(notice how tayrt saged and you didn't)

No. 1847591

>>1847392
as a fellow cemetery enthusiast i consider it pretty lame that she bought the sign at an antique store or some shit instead of stealing/taking it. i have lots of random stuff from cemeteries (don't worry i'm not talking about taking things from actual graves) and this might be the first time i've ever mentioned them in my life. she's just the absolute definition of a poser.

No. 1847635

>>1847380
Good God just when I think she can't possibly get any more cringe

No. 1847638

>>1845488
Has she posted anything about her alleged meetup with NormieRyan from Weds?

No. 1847640

>>1847523
If they hang out this weekend, I give it until Monday.

No. 1847675

>>1847380
Her fucking lisp. To take, thelfies with!

No. 1847715

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Wow people are going to find out you wear all black outfits like every other basic bitch does sometimes

No. 1847751

>>1847715
A-log inspo. Aside from very, very obviously not being goth, she really has no style at all.

No. 1847769

>>1847715
if anything she looks like a hairdresser

No. 1847774

>>1847715
i'm obsessed with how she insists that she's goth, not just because she obviously isn't but because at one point she really was alternative–i'm talking about her doll collecting/pink phase. so it's not like she has no idea what being alternative is or has an excuse for thinking a black t-shirt = goth.

No. 1847794

>>1847398
it's okay, nona, hope you can relax on the weekend and you will be right, I guess, 6 weeks might be too long, kek

>>1847715
she can't claim to be goth if she doesn't even listen to goth music and as far as I know, she doesn't even listen to alternative music. I also don't think that she watched any movies or read any books that are popular among goths or knows the history behind the goth subculture. She is just a woman wearing black with a very annoying hole in her trousers.

No. 1847805

>>1847715
What a weird pose. Is she pretending to cup normoryans bum?

No. 1847812

>>1847715
>goth
Sometimes when I'm too lazy to put together a real outfit I just wear all black. Kinda like what Heather is wearing kek

No. 1847829

>>1847715
I wonder if there's a new hire at work that is a gen z goth, and that's why she's using "goth" and "spooky" a lot lately.

No. 1847872

>>1847715
I’m not goth, but this actually pisses me off. She is the furthest from goth. She is an average everyday boring white woman. I think if she realized that it’s totally fine to just be…. Average and boring she’d be a lot more tolerable.

No. 1847910

>>1847715
I absolutely love the idea that she thinks her co-workers seeing her in a black top instead of a red one is going to blow their minds. I'm sure some kind soul will tell her she looks nice or something and she'll crow on Instagram about how her team finally learned she was a big titty goth gf.

No. 1847938

>>1847715
I for one can't wait to hear about how "traumatic" the work event was. Or that she got lost on the way there and didn't even go.

No. 1847979

>>1847591
Anon it isn't a brag to be stealing from cemeteries, from the graves or otherwise. Her cemetery sign is cringe, but so are you.

>>1847715
kek. This isn't even killstar tier "goth".

No. 1847981

>>1847769
nonnie this made me snort thank you

No. 1848010

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No. 1848074

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No. 1848106

>>1848074
I give it 2 days

No. 1848120

>>1848074
I predict a shapeless Target pilgrim shirt, the black ripped jeans, the flower Docs, four selfies looking absolutely fucking manic, and one sneaky shot of her putting her hand on his while he’s driving. Tomorrow will be four hours of crying in her car. Monday morning she will be a strong independent woman who only needs her very unique interests and no man, and by lunch she’ll be back on dating apps.

No. 1848143

>>1848074
wake up babe a new Ryan just dropped

No. 1848145

>>1847979
i've never stolen anything from a cemetery, i thought that was made clear with my disclaimer but since you're an obtuse fuck, lemme spell it out for you. i dumpster dive at the cemeteries. it's really easy to find lots of cool stuff that they just throw away. signs, crumbling grave markers, old decorations that are still useful. if heather went to lots of cemeteries frequently she could easily find all this stuff too. i even live in her area so i'm speaking from a place of knowledge here. apologies for the blog, at least it's partially relevant.(not your personalo blog)

No. 1848172

>>1848145
nobody cares, dumpsterdive-anon

No. 1848186

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>>1848120
Solid predictions, nonny. Here's the look she went with.

No. 1848195

>>1848186
She went to the gym once and now she feels compelled to show everyone her sloppy bagel belly

No. 1848213

>>1848186
I always forget how chonky and fridge shaped she is because she only posts face or cleavage pics

No. 1848219

>>1848186
hahahah Heather nooooo. if her personality doesn’t scare him off on the first date, her spare tire will.

No. 1848277

>>1848186
She should lose the glasses they just make her look cat ladyish and masculine

No. 1848306

>>1848186
Of all the times not to wear eyeliner

No. 1848354

File: 1687042506474.jpeg (317.62 KB, 1080x1919, IMG_8869.jpeg)

I was right about the jeans and hands but wrong about the location and the boots. She took new Ryan to the exact same spot as Ryans past. It could literally be the same picture, so fucking creepy. Nothing is special to her, she’s just trying to replace the memory.

No. 1848357

>>1848354
The most awkward hand hold ever.

No. 1848391

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>>1848354
Holy shit this is how she premiered clockryan a month ago >>>/snow/1816476 how fucking weird

No. 1848394

>>1848354
>>1848391
what IS that place that apparently makes it "first date" material? just looks like a tower

No. 1848395

>>1848354
>>1848391
I was the one saying 6 weeks, but I guess I was very wrong and give it 10 days now. Is this their first date? Do you hold hands on first dates? And that it's nearly the same picture at the same place is creepy. I can't wait to see his face before he leaves and she starts crying in her car again.

No. 1848399

>>1848391
this is so creepy. imagine this guy finding the thread and seeing that she took an identical picture in the same spot as the last guy. i thought maybe she was growing but she is NOT. this is all just part of heather's fantasy.

No. 1848408

is there a horror movie where an extremely plain jane but manic and obsessive woman unsuccessfully stages the exact same date over and over again, getting progressively more desperate and scary as it goes on? and she thinks she’s scaring them off with her milquetoast hobbies and interests, but actually she’s just fucking scary? because there absolutely should be

No. 1848432

I would love a compilation of all her cringe hand holding pics

No. 1848442

>>1848394

I'd love a local anon to ID this place, I wonder if it leads up to something interesting or not. She's holding hands with ReboundRyan, so he's moving faster than ClockRyan I guess. (Just judging picture to picture kek)

No. 1848443

>>1848442
It’s Gettysburg, obviously, the only place she ever talks about

No. 1848453

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>>1848442

It’s this boring ass tower in Gettysburg. Not exciting at all. Been there plenty of times, and it’s even less exciting than it looks. It’s the Culp’s Hill Observation Tower / The Longstreet Tower

No. 1848454

>>1848442
not a local, but the only thing I could find that looks a lot like that is the Longstreet Tower in Gettysburg. If it's that, it's a very normal looking environment, it's mainly fields and some trees. If you are interested in Gettysburg and history surrounding that it might be interesting, if not, it's pretty boring.

No. 1848456

>>1848391
>>1848354
They're even in the exact same spots wtf, this is literally horror flick material

No. 1848507

>>1848399
It's like a widow asking a boy on the first date to wear her husband's clothes.

Maybe the real ghost bf was the ryans she scared to death along the way

No. 1848526

She hasn't posted in hours, congrats normieryan on getting laid.

No. 1848557

>>1848186
Does this woman ever not look like a potato?

No. 1848580

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No. 1848586

>>1848580
He looks like Onision

No. 1848595

>>1848580
There is something wrong with him. Maybe it's just me, because he reminds me of a guy I knew who would harass girls at conventions, but his smile creeps me out. Well, her smile, too, so it seems to be a perfect match, kek.

No. 1848602

File: 1687090336189.webm (6.12 MB, 1080x1920, OnisiRyan.webm)

This one seems cute but there's definitely some sus onision vibes too. He seems happy to be on camera where clock and perfect height were barely and never seen, respectively

No. 1848606

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>>1848354
Not that Heather isn't creepy, but I've known guys to take girls to the exact same spots in the exact same places that they have gone to before. Guys like to repeat tried and tested locations and techniques, Heather is very moidy in several ways and this is one of them. As well as expecting their romantic partners to be doting pets with no personality or interests of their own.
Another one of OnisiRyan:

No. 1848607

>>1848580
He looks much younger than her. I bet she's already told him she loves him.

No. 1848616

>>1848580
There is something so unsettling about acting this way with a kid you met for the first time.

No. 1848617

i wonder if she even asks them if they're okay with her posting their pics on her socials or if she just does it anyway

ngl i feel kinda bad for all these guys that get caught up in her web3 and end up with their pics on here. imagine going on a couple dates with someone and finding out that your face is posted on a site like this that you have no control over

No. 1848632

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Already put her status to in a relationship

No. 1848639

>>1848632
Wow, that was fast. That's a bad sign haha

No. 1848652

>>1848632
I feel like she updates these while she's naked in bed next to the guy, girl has no comprehension of hookups and men saying whatever you want to hear in order to attain free sex. Every new man is a new LTR which starts yesterday.

No. 1848654

>>1848632
Holy groundhog day. She needs to stop this madness. You're NOT in a relationship after one date.
She has no one to tell her this fact, or call her out on her other sick behaviors, because she won't let anyone sensible into her life.

No. 1848664

>>1848616 saw this message before I caught up and for a second, I thought there was a literal child involved. Like she was going on a date with a single dad lol could you imagine?

She would be a nightmare stepmother, especially to a daughter. Could you imagine the heightened level of pickme-ism, especially if Mom was still affably involved? Wew lad.

Thankfully Heather is just dating a 20 year old!

No. 1848670

>>1848580
Pushing her tits onto him. She's had that same grin when taking her lewd selfies on the floor. She definitely slept with him on the first date.

No. 1848675

even though hes kinda goony, this is one of her better looking ryans. maybe because he's a "normie". but hes dressed in all black so by heather's standards = goth? i was gonna say don't blow it girl, but she's already changed her profile status. i give it a week.

No. 1848677

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He does look young

No. 1848686

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She is already strangling this situation to death.

No. 1848693

>>1848677
have we found his social media accounts yet? He looks strangely young while also looking old, if anyone gets what I want to say, kek.

>>1848686
amazing goth music, never listened to a musician more goth than that

No. 1848725

>>1848686
Will she never grow tf up?! Stg she'll be in her 40s still pulling this shit. It's embarrassing.

No. 1848728

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Lmao

No. 1848729


No. 1848731

>>1848606
Is it just me or does he have a boner here? That or his pants are really tight. He looks kinda sleazy

No. 1848735

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>>1848693
Apologies if I’m face blind but..?

No. 1848738

>>1848735
Not many people have that floppy boyband hair so it is him I think, so he's 27 which might explain the young/old appearance

No. 1848740

>>1848728
I was gonna say this guy is actually cute but this picture proves otherwise lol

No. 1848748

>>1848728
I think he's cute tbh but he's only 27. Heather really likes them young huh.

No. 1848751

>>1848735
He’s a weeb and a gamer, Heather’s not gonna like that

No. 1848755

>>1848602
> where clock and perfect height were barely and never seen, respectively
What? Am i having a stroke or does this sentence make no sense to anyone else?

No. 1848760

File: 1687110390644.jpeg (92.79 KB, 828x1089, IMG_1832.jpeg)

That’s definitely him, Matt Walsh kek

No. 1848767

>>1848755
they’re referring to two Ryans, ClockRyan and PerfectHeightRyan

>>1848740
same, woof

>>1848748
Heather is what, 33? it kinda makes sense to me that she goes after way younger guys, she’s developmentally disabled and mentally around age 13. that doesn’t make it any less icky though.

No. 1848773

>>1848728
Does she just walk around with her phone permanently held up taking constant pics and vids?

No. 1848775

>>1848773
Shes gotta constantly provide proof 4 tha haterz

No. 1848823

>>1848654
Heather chases away anyone willing to give her advice.
She chases away anyone who brown-noses her either.
She chases away all friends, family, and Ryans.
Have you noticed even “enemies” of hers want nothing to do with her?
That’s an untreated personality disorder for you!

No. 1848839

several failed relationships and she can't possibly try, for once, taking it slow/be chill? She's always so… scary. If that was a guy acting like that, I'd say he's a serial woman-killer.

No. 1848879

>>1848773
pretty much, one of her defining traits is that she can’t enjoy anything, not hobbies, dates, nothing unless she has a camera on her so she can show everyone. Girl has no idea how to just do things for the sake of it, it’s almost sad.

No. 1848884

>>1848751
Cue Heather getting into gaming and anime in 3, 2, …

No. 1848900

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She’s going to scare this one away so fast, unless he’s insane

No. 1848903

>>1848900
This is deeply troubling.

No. 1848905

>>1848900
I'm so certain she just enjoys the high of attaining a potential Ryan, a date, attention etc and doesn't actually want a boyfriend because there's no way she thinks this is a normal, non terrifying thing to post after meeting someone for the first or second time (think it might be the second since she posted about the second date being in Gettysburg)

No. 1848925

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No. 1848928

>>1848900
OT but does anyone know where that pic is from?

No. 1848930

>>1848928
The Tv show Peep Show

No. 1848936

>>1848731
Kek does indeed look like a boner

No. 1848942

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>>1848928
this photo >>1848900 is from a 2006 55DSL ad campaign https://www.pierrickguenneugues.com/55dsl

No. 1849089

I will give it til next weekend when they meet up again.

No. 1849139

>>1848751
wonder what they talk about, she won't get a single reference he might make about movies, games, etc.

>>1848884
I'm waiting for her to buy Japanese language books and learning one or two Kanji

No. 1849272

>>1849139
You never know, could it be a slight return to Heather Sparkles meets Kitty Ravage and make it gOtH? Don’t forget she was in the toy collecting community, used to stream herself gaming, and liked to customise MLP etc. Kind of aligns with ReboundRyan’s prop making and weeb interests. What I’m saying is, there’s some crossover. I hope they make it to Halloween so Halloween Milk nonna gets her drama.

No. 1849363

>>1849272
I too want Halloween milk, but you'll forgive me for thinking there's no way in hell they will last that long. I'll be surprised if they're still together on July 1.

No. 1849418

>>1849363
I'm wondering if it's already over. Usually by now she's posted a half-naked "good mourning" (barf) post and a bunch of wild-eyed lunatic selfies to peacock at her new Ryan.

No. 1849460

>>1849363
We know she can go the distance but what's been her longest rylationship? Damian? They're all blurring together for me, I can't actually even remember who he was.

No. 1849535

>>1849460
I feel like it was Clay. The gun-slinging man with neck tattoos. I think it was three months long & it lasted a while because they could only see each other once a week.

No. 1849544

>>1849535
Lurch was 3 months as well. If I have time later I'll go see if I can check out the dates for Clay.

No. 1849592

File: 1687212323813.jpg (79.38 KB, 398x727, SonRyan.jpg)

She really looks like she could be his mother.

No. 1849633

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She already loves him

No. 1849647

>>1849633
This picture is so ugly.

No. 1849668

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No. 1849681

>>1848607
Called it

No. 1849756

>>1849633
holy kek she’s known this man for less than a week >>1845488

No. 1849773

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No. 1849774

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No. 1849817

>>1849535
Same anon as >>1849544
Clay was ~Jan 22, 2020 - March 17, 2020. Lurch was Apr 10, 2022 - Jul 25,2022. I think Lurch might actually have been the longest since her husband, so I guess it's not that surprising that she thought it was something special.

No. 1849869

>>1849817
it's absolutely absurd to me her longest relationships are only a couple months long at most. It's honestly incredible she and her husband even made it to marriage.

No. 1849922

>>1849774
I cannot comprehend how anyone's brain could do this to them, like how does your brain run this through all its lived experience and knowledge and think posting I have always believed in you and I wished for you about a guy you have known for one week makes sense and is a good thing to do

I assume he likes memes since she hasn't really posted them before but is now bringing out all the goth memes in conjunction with Taylor Swift lyrics (which, again, this girl's brain is mush, how can you believe you are a goff at the same time as stanning for Taylor Swift, the most basic of all basic music artists with all the edge and darkness of a puppy?)

No. 1849929

>>1849272
it's so nice that you care so much for my Halloween milk, but I fear that >>1849363 could be right and we will have to wait for a new Ryan for the Halloween milk then. But, maybe we are lucky, it's only 133 days until Halloween and she can make it.

>>1849922
Must be mental illness, but I've met other people that just couldn't be alone and every new partner was the love of their life. I still don't understand why she labels herself as goth, she doesn't have the style and doesn't even listen to one or two goth bands.

No. 1849938

>>1849774
Does…she actually believe blowing on a dandelion will grant you wishes?? I really cannot wait for this unhinged behavior to *~manifest (lol) itself in BabyRyan doing his greatest magic trick of all and disappearing. Does she realize he can see this craziness? She posted she wants to taste his blood and wear his skin if I was a man I would have left states, changed my number and cut my hair by now. Holy shit she has really lost her marbles at this point. Pray to whatever god you believe in no man ever accidentally knocks her up, he would be trapped forever.

No. 1849957

>>1849938
He’s gotta be an edge lord with how diStIrBiNg those memes are she’s posting

No. 1849982

>>1849957
On the contrary, I'm of the opinion that he's sending her the batshit craziest memes hoping she laughs and they have a "Just kidding! It's my quirky schtick to use dark, over-the-top humor to break the ice, now let's go to on some normal dates!" moment and she's doing the internet equivalent of breathing heavy while staring intently through his bedroom window at 3am like "… yes. You understand. You are the ChosenRyan."

Her only personality trait is Fucking Crazy and a lot of moids, especially inexperienced(young) ones, confuse that with actually being interesting. For about three months, mileage may vary.

No. 1849983

>>1849817
Thanks for doing the math! So she'd be close to a record if this lasted until Halloween. I believe you can do it Heather!

No. 1850041

>>1849922
Not to mention that less than two weeks prior to this she was still so heartbroken over ClockRyan, saying how “it’s hard for her to fall in love.” She is not well.

No. 1850191

>>1849633
>>1849938
I like the name BabyRyan, they look like mother and son.
>>1849773
like this one sounds like something a mother would say about her precious baby she wanted for so long lol

No. 1850300

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He must be a horror fan because she's bending over backwards trying to show how "spooky" she is. But this is just over the top, like it's gross not cool. Pump the breaks Heather.

No. 1850579

>>1850041
The guys that settle on her have to be exceptionally more desperate than the average moid if they're still sticking around after Hag says she loves them on the first day of meeting and a week of talking. Maybe she found out her only chances are either with men missing a chromosome or younger moids that'll appreciate simply having their ego stroked by a women with no life willing to cater to them. How long til she's pushing BabyRyan to move in and start a family? She already looks like the guy's embarrassingly clingy mother.

No. 1850585

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BabyRyan is a short film producer, ladies. Listed right on his LinkedIn page. Horror film fanatic confirmed.

No. 1850612

>>1850585

Hmm. I have met a lot of horror bros and honestly they could maybe think Heather was an actual goth gurl whatever if she's taking then to cemeteries and showing her juggalette mask pics and stuff, but soon he will realize she worships Target and truckstop sushi and he will starting feeling holier than thou.

No. 1850616

>>1850585
Uh oh, he might want her to watch movies. We all know she can't sit through a movie without great distress because it's approx. 2 hrs of a Ryan's attention being directed at not Heather.

No. 1850635

>>1850612
This is painfully accurate. Admittedly from the pictures he seems very "interested" in her, but also seems to really enjoy that camera being on him. I wonder if he's a diva with a mommy complex. I tried finding his short films on YouTube but no luck.
>>1850616
She'll just cling to him the entire time thinking it'll make her more endearing to him.

No. 1850649

>>1850585
Lol so he's one of those moids with delusions of talent. He and Heather are made for each other, so much cringe.

No. 1850685

>>1850585
"The Memoir" Trailer
https://www.behance.net/gallery/86688131/The-Memoir-Teaser-Trailer

"Fever Dream" Short Film
https://www.behance.net/gallery/86689709/Fever-Dream

>>1850579
>>1850612
or, he is looking for a mother figure, the age difference is not huge, but he is still in the age range where a mother would do anything for him and Heather would do that, too, at the start of the relationship. Like nona >>1850635 wrote, mommy complex.

No. 1850769

>>1850685
Nonna you're incredible. Those were underwhelming. I'm really hoping this Ryan sticks around and we get some really impressive milk. If these two are of the same pod, we could be in for a wild ride.

No. 1850825

>>1850585
She described him as a normie, normies don't make short horror movies Heather. But explains why she's posting all these "spooky" memes now.

Didn't an anon just suggest someone should make a movie about someone like Heather? >>1848408
What if he is dating her for research for a character? Wouldn't put it past a moid to do that.
what if BabyRyan wrote that post

No. 1850840

>>1850825
Kek anon, BabyRyan with the viral marketing skills, drumming up an audience for his next flick while he's "researching" it by dating Heather.

No. 1850869

>>1850685
Thanks for the find! Sweet jesus though, these look like movie projects a group of teenage homeschoolers would make

No. 1850950

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No. 1851119

>>1850585
>>1850685
>>1850869
Pretty sure these were made for a college course tbh? He graduated in 2019 and hasn't made a "short film" since.

>>1850950
love how she's officially dating him, but still somehow manages to give off stalker vibes.

No. 1851204

>>1850840
i want this to happen now

No. 1851717

Welp, it's Friday, and today is the day I predicted it would end. I'm still feeling lucky. We'll see.

No. 1851908

And here I thought the new relationship would bring about a plethora of milk. Cmon… post something, Heather.
>>1850950
Stupid mobile phone not loading the file. Dumb.

No. 1851988

File: 1687564784329.jpeg (244.31 KB, 1179x1980, IMG_4732.jpeg)

Holy shit Heather SHUT THE FUCK UP she posts like 7 stories about this fucking turd.

No. 1852023

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>>1851988
Seriously

No. 1852025

>>1852023

I dunno I kinda feel like this is one of the most sane/least cringe Instarants she’s ever posted.

No. 1852048

>>1852023
A little cringe but not much else. Saying that she's old fashioned for "having the mindset that people can get along regardless of opinions" is HILARIOUS though. Girl go state some opinions to the average old person and report back.

No. 1852140

>>1852025
Agree, at least this isn't a 'weeping in the car' instarant. I didn't think Heather was the sort of person to bother reading the news at all. Wonder if BabyRyan talked to her about it, thus these stories

No. 1852269

>>1852140
That's exactly my thought. I've never know her to ever pay attention to anything that would qualify as a "current event." Gotta be new Ryan inspired.

No. 1852338

>>1852023
This is the first time I've seen her post about a topic which is not her or a Ryan, is this growth??
Also didn't the kid die in the sub with his dad, hence a lot of the controversy? She implies there is a kid still alive, there's only a retarded stepson afaik

No. 1852347

>>1852338
Different guy, different kid. There was a father and son on board who both died, but that's not who this is referring to.
>>1852269
My theory is that because this is spooky-haunted-ship-explore related she feels like it's her lane.

No. 1852349

>>1852025
Post about it fine, but 10 stories about this?! acting like she is deep and emotionally mature is annoying as hell.

No. 1852566

>>1852338
what do you mean it's not about her? every one of those posts is I I I me me me

No. 1852633

File: 1687656894424.webm (4.36 MB, 1080x1920, 352189095_783854796546097_5620…)

Nonnies: for your consideration

No. 1852703

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It seems to be repeating.
This was followed by a video her leaning over her phone where the sandbags were on full display but I think she deleted it…. Could it be true that she scared off another spookyboi?

No. 1852776

>>1852633
This was the cringest shit she ever posted. Why does she stay bending over her saggy tits for a min. He must not be giving her attention 24/7.

No. 1852778

>>1852703
I don't think she's ever posted stuff like this while actively dating a Ryan before, has she? But surely if it was over with BabyRyan she would be sobbing since she loves and adores him (gag), right?

No. 1852836

>>1852703
Maybe he has actual hobbies, a job, friends, and doesn't have the time for Heather 24/7

No. 1852840

>>1852633
Sometimes it seems like she's an alien wearing a human suit. This alien believes that humans must attract a life-mate through building a nest and stocking the nest with interesting objects, which will act as lures to the right human male. With no concept of what connection is, she keeps showing her accumulated objects to different men and then retreating to hiss in the corner when they reject mating for life. There's something human missing from her behavior (and her eyes), it creeps me out.

No. 1852841

>>1852633
so, she wants to show us the picture she puts in her shelf but all I get to see is her breasts and face? Did I miss something? And why is she playing Creep from Radiohead to that bullshit, she isn't a creep, she isn't weird, she is just mentally unwell.

>>1852703
hope they didn't break up. Like some nonna before, I want to see the movie he makes about her, kek. And it's only 128 days until Halloween, can she keep her shit together until then, please?

No. 1852882

>>1852840
this sums it up so well. she’s genuinely unsettling. it’s no wonder she has no friends, but it’s not for the reasons she thinks.
>>1852347
>>1852023
kek I thought the same, I bet she sees herself exactly like the explorer Hamish Harding and she thinks this is somehow relevant to her EXTREME lifestyle.

No. 1852918

>>1852703
I could be wrong, but I feel like she posts shit like this whenever her current Ryan has something to do that doesn't involve her. She probably expected him to devote his whole weekend to her but he had plans with friends or something.

No. 1852943

>>1852918
Yeah, red flags for heather include: not being at the other end of the phone 24/7, she dumped FemRyan for attending a Halloween party without her, despite him otherwise tolerating everything else about her

No. 1853061

>>1852943
Holy shit iirc didn't she go on a tirade talking about how she deserves better after the FemRyan breakup? And that's the thing that set her off? I guess she was excited to finally be the one to cut things off first. You'd think someone so intolerable would learn to have some leeway for future partners when they consistently get broken up with for being overbearing in general. Never change Heather, it's all going so well for you.

No. 1853139

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Love how she think the UK is going to exhume Queen Victoria and other royals to send Prince Alemayehu back to Ethiopia when we can’t even send half the trinkets that we stole home. Hey but now Hag is on the case…kek.

No. 1853145

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another story from last night that got deleted in short order

No. 1853175

>>1853145
I wonder if she REALLY thinks she was “locked up in a psychiatric hospital” for her spoopy interests? because that would actually be fucking insane. what does she think happens with the other hundreds of thousands of people with identical interests? some have even made it their livelihood, studied it academically. girl, just, what

No. 1853198

>>1853145
Will she ever stop spewing the same story over and over again? It is exhausting. She seems to do it randomly. Perhaps when she is fishing for attention.

No. 1853203

>>1853145
Okay, this has been driving me crazy, but wasn't the term "big titty goth" originally applied to the more obese goth women? As a sort of backhanded compliment, like yeah, she's portly, but her breasts doth heave in her black gothic corset? Bit of a self-own to keep calling yourself that…

No. 1853212

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This bitch has no imagination. What kind of human being has no curiosity about anything outside of shithole burgerland?

No. 1853218

>>1853175
One of the more infuriating things about Hags is her belief that she's exceptional for liking "goth" clothing and old curios. Like how does she think hot topic and antique stores stay in business if she's the only lonely soul in the whole wide world who enjoys those things

No. 1853225

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Her and Ryan-San are long distance. Also she calls him her “baby boy,” gross

No. 1853227

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No. 1853229

>>1853227
Oooooof, you've got to have a hell of a personality disorder if you're claiming everyone in your life "made up" your personality disorder to pick on you. How can she write stuff like this and not see she needs help for real

No. 1853242

>>1853227
>I came out to my audience that I had an interest in urbex and cemeteries
lol add a new letter to the acronym, LGBTQH(eather) now

No. 1853247

>>185324
I love when she does these q&a cause you know it’s just her on her other account asking all the questions.

No. 1853249

>>1848145
>that was made clear with my disclaimer but since you're an obtuse fuck, lemme spell it out for you.
“I AM COOLER AND MORE NICHE THAN HEATHER AND I NEED TO PROVE IT ON A GOSSIP SITE AND MAKE IT KNOWN I AM RHE #1 GOTH”
Do you want a cookie? Heather is a poser but did you have to go on about how kewl you are for dumpster diving at graveyards?(infighting)

No. 1853252

>>1848686
Samefag. Ugh how can you try and larp as a goth and post this publicly

No. 1853407

>>1853212
and Europe has so many nice graveyards, she is just boring and afraid to really explore things. Sure, there is a lot to see in the USA, but I can't imagine her visiting Alaska or Hawaii or anything else that is far away.

No. 1853448

>>1853212
For someone who claims she's so unique and has a huge imagination,she's so fucking dull. Her black and white thinking can't think of another country just to see their unique cemeteries like the Catacombs in France?

No. 1853449

>>1853225
Wait if she calls him baby boy does that mean she agrees with his Ryan nickname of BabyRyan?

>>1853227
Even though this story sounds insane, based on things I've seen like creepshow's decade-long harassment campaign against her boyfriend's ex gf, and the furry tranny who posted a "heather looking bad" complilation on Youtube and linked it here fairly recently (last year iirc), I believe like 99% of the harassment she was getting was from sockpuppets of her ex and his friends.
Nobody in the doll community nor goths get the kind of interaction she describes, it's unfortunate she doesn't see it for what it is.

No. 1853453

>>1853407
Yeah she'll never travel outside of the US. Probably will be to scared to get on a plane. Unless she dates an autistic kid who loves planes.

No. 1853500

>>1853227
Hey Heather, Pepperidge Farm remembers the real reason you were harassed back then and it wasn't because you changed interests. You treated your community who had supported you for years terribly, lied about the purpose of your original GoFundMe, broke promises about what would happen to your old collection, flipped the script on your friends at the time who tried to help you, and have NEVER taken ANY accountability for any of it. Always the victim. Pepperidge Farm remembers.

No. 1853515

>>1853500
Which community are you talking about because not once have I seen Heather mentioned by anyone in the doll community, nobody gives a fuck about this or even remembers her username.

No. 1853525

>>1853515
I just know she was really nasty to the vintage toy collectors. She said everyone is a loser or weirdo and she going to burn her whole vintage toy collection. Speaking of which wonder where she's hiding her horde that she claimed she would sell eventually.

No. 1853527

>>1853225
I appreciate that we're all so used to Heather moving fast, since the fact that she's already saying "I love you" to her new BabyRyan has been overlooked. She used to be a comfort cow, but the way she jumps in and out of "in love" so rapidly and severely is giving me secondhand stress for her kek. And she broadcasts it all as if people reading her posts don't have the memory of the 4 or 5 times she's been "in love" with a different PotentialRyan each month. It's bonkers that she has no actual concept or even willingness to put in the work for the words and concepts she overuses. Embarrassing behavior for a woman in her 30s.

No. 1853531

File: 1687790698069.jpg (279.48 KB, 1284x2283, 356620926_197254372944303_5248…)

>I don't take getting into a relationship lightly.
And yet you're automatically in love with anybody who agrees to a second date…
Also nitpick but this is an unbelievably ugly picture of her, I'm surprised she can stand to see it constantly as her phone bg.

No. 1853547

>>1853525
Nta but yeah I remember from the early threads. She was a massive bitch. She calmed down a lot so it almost seems like she's not a cow anymore to people who don't know. But she's still nasty just in more subtle ways. Sage for rambling

No. 1853555

File: 1687793635565.jpg (209.28 KB, 1080x1919, download (1).jpg)

EW even she calls him BabyRyan. Fucking sick.

No. 1853583

>>1853229

she is really, next-level delusional. her shit behavior and history revisionism is archived for posterity on earlier threads, and people who used to follow her in her YT toy/bjd days know the truth as well. it's pretty bold of her to connect all these discrete points in her life to each other and to "muh hobbies".

but! I think she believes her version of reality, because she's an actual full blown retard with narc tendencies / possible personality disorder who can't grasp (or accept?) that she is only a victim of her own dumbassery and nothing else.

No. 1853643

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No. 1853661

>>1853643
How can someone so self obsessed take such bad selfies idgi

No. 1853666

>>1853643
wow, her "haters" would be thrilled to knowheather is still so fixated on them she cant even receive a compliment without bringing them up.

No. 1853671

>>1853227
…and how is this an answer to the question?

No. 1853807

>>1853643
are the haters in the room with us right now, Heather?

No. 1853831

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No. 1853833

>>1853831
Oh fuck no, she’s going to baby trap Baby Ryan holy shit

No. 1853842

>>1853831
If there were ever a need for the wide-eyed shocked emoji in this thread…Heather we know you don't have any female friends, and if you did they would use Google instead of asking you to ask your followers.

No. 1853849

>>1853831
holy shit she's been seeing this guy for what? two weeks? there's no fucking way this is his kid (if she is pregnant), right? she has to be just fishing for attention. i refuse to believe this.

No. 1853850

>>1853831
Noooo a pregnancy arc would turn Heather from lolcow to horrorcow.
Although that was only like 9 days ago, even if she got pregnant on the first try isn't that way too early to tell??

No. 1853851

>>1853849
lol I went back in the thread to check and 11 days ago she said "we deleted our dating apps" >>1847221
and 9 days ago is when they first met up >>1848074

No. 1853852

>>1853850
Way too early to tell. You wouldn’t feel the symptoms of morning sickness for 2 weeks after your missed period. There’s no way she would even be detectable on a urine test. maybe a blood test 1 week after her missed period but there’s no way she would be pregnant and symptomatic by right now

T. I am currently pregnant with my third(sage your shit)

No. 1853853

>>1853831
Suspicious that this comes so soon after the "when my mom was my age she had a few kids already" post.

No. 1853857

>>1853831
BabyRyan RUN. Women know you don't get symptoms within literal days of pregnancy. And even if you didn't know, you wouldn't be posting this shit on social media. She's just acting out because she's not getting enough attention. She's is getting truly psychotic, though I would be SHOCKED if she hadn't pulled the fake pregnancy scare card with these dudes before.

No. 1853858

>>1853852
God I hope this scares babyryan away for good. Heather has absolutely no business having children.

No. 1853859

>>1853849
I don't think she's pregnant but she seems to be putting out on the first date anyways. Wouldn't be surprised because she's so desperate to make moids stay with her at any cost. This is probably just another one of her ploys for attention mixed with a little munchie since she probably does feel sick but jumped to this conclusion like the rational and level headed person she is.

No. 1853861

>>1853850
I had a hunch I was pregnant at 4 weeks (missed period + tender breasts)!and when I had the confirming Dr appt, I was told that 4 weeks is about as early as you can tell from symptoms alone.

No. 1853863

>>1853851
>>1853861
taking these two facts together means that, if she is correct, there is absolutely no chance it's babyryans. i hope she realizes that and drops the subject quickly.

No. 1853866

>>1853831
This is truly some fucked up shit from a 30 something year old woman to post. It’s been 9 DAYS.

No. 1853873

>>1853831
Anon please share the comments

No. 1853883

>>1853857
God, what if Heather became like Sammie Violet Bushart…the eternal pregnancy faker with like 20 fake babbies
>>1853873
I wanna know too

No. 1853884

>>1853831
Technically, it could be TrainRyan's potential baby (If she's not lying).

No. 1853892

>>1853831
the COMMENTS, oh my god I need to know

No. 1853893

>>1853831
there isn't even the possibility that she ate something wrong? No, she thinks that she might be pregnant. That poor future child, she is mentally in no place to raise a child.

>>1853857
wonder if she tries to get him to move in with her, she isn't made for long distance relationships and being pregnant would trap BabyRyan to get closer to her

No. 1853896

>>1853884
my thought too! I went back and checked, they broke up around May 11th (46 days ago). IF she’s pregnant (she’s not), it could only be TrainRyan’s. KEK

No. 1853904

Heather you do not want to have a kid. Aside from the fact that you shouldn't have a kid because of your immaturity, what are you going to do when you have a baby who needs you 24/7? Are you going to drag your baby to graveyards? Are you going to drag them to antique stores? Guess what, kids are EXPENSIVE. All the money you blow on clothes and antiques? Those days will be over. You are completely self obsessed and kids need their parents to be selfless. I really don't know where the sudden need to have a kid is even coming from because until this year you e been very outspoken about never wanting kids (which is the best possible outcome for you. Kids put a strain on your relationship, which needs to be strong if you want a partner to help support you in parenthood. I think you have this delusional fairytale of what it would be like to have your dream guy and dream baby but you need a serious dose of reality. I cannot think of a person less suited to have a kid than you. They deserve to have their own room. They deserve to have their mother be able to watch TV/movies with them. They deserve selfless parents. They deserve unconditional love. They deserve emotionally mature parents. Frankly Heather, they deserve better than you.

No. 1853906

>>1853904
I can see her keeping/having the baby to own the haters, or previous Ryans. I'm beyond scared for that potential child.

No. 1853911

>>1853833
There is no way. She is baiting for his attention. 1,000%, I know I'm right.

No. 1853915

>>1853883
it's a crime that Sammie doesn't have a thread here btw.

No. 1853953

>>1853911
I can’t believe she’s doing this 9 days into meeting him kek. I think you’re right too. She’s so unhinged and getting worse

No. 1853982

>>1853831
Couldn't just google that? So embarrassing to advertise that tbh. Have to wonder if its calculated or just more sheer attention seeking.

No. 1854007

>>1853906
OP photo was a prophecy
>>1834322

No. 1854042

File: 1687851797448.jpg (815.15 KB, 4096x4096, Photo Collage Maker_2023_06_27…)

Still new-ish to posting despite reading through these for about a year now. Buuuuut for whomever was asking for the comments. Best I could do. Lol

No. 1854050

>>1854042
this psycho really is hoping she babytrapped babyRyan after a one week long relationship. She's getting more desperate and unhinged with every failRyan.

No. 1854107

>>1854042
How does this 33 year old woman not know how her menstruation cycle work…

No. 1854113

>>1854042
Embarrassing. Grow up heather.

No. 1854119

>>1854042
I'm not trying to judge too harshly, but it's weird that Heather is so attached to the idea of having kids, at her age and in her situation. She's in her 30s, has a very new relationship, she can't really afford children… Relationships take time (years) to the point of getting married and having children. By that point Heather would be in her late 30s - 40s. I wonder how the babytrap strategy will turn out. Will they have a shotgun wedding kek

No. 1854154

>>1854042
if I was a guy dating her, I wouldn't have sex with her until I'm sterilised so she can't babytrap me. Being 33 and not knowing how to use Google or your menstrual cycle is so typical for her. I really hope she changes her mind and won't become a mother, the poor child would never be allowed to do anything on it's own and if it starts having different interests she would act like her child is betraying her. Imagine her interacting with other parents, how she would cry in the car that they don't like her because she is too weird.

No. 1854157

Where would it even sleep? Imagine future Ryans coming over and discovering she sleeps in a twin bed in a room she shares with a child. She couldn’t stand to have a baby, there’s no way. Baby sounds would disturb the deafening silence of her boring ass apartment. Serious Eraserhead situation.

No. 1854166

>>1854157

You already know she'll park it on a shelf betwixt dusty ephemera, shaded by a cemetery sign, nonna.

No. 1854168

i don't think she's pregnant (i also hope she isn't) but that would be a surefire way for her life to spiral so far down, i can think of all the wrong ways it would go.
i can't think of any positive outcome for it. people like heather should never have children, even if she was financially stable enough to have one. i don't even want to think of it

No. 1854176

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from her stories. all this drama after a WEEK. at this point a ryan would have to be literally retarded to not see the red flags.

No. 1854195

>>1854176
Ryan hardly looks old enough to drink. Maybe baby boy hasn’t heard of not sticking your dick in crazy because at this point heather isn’t a red flag she is a blaring tornado siren.

No. 1854201

>>1853831
Is this shooped or did she really post this? there's no way she wouldn't see this is bunny boiler behaviour, this post would be iffy even in a longer relationship but to post this after meeting a guy two weeks ago is beyond unhinged. use protection ffs

No. 1854208

>>1854042
wrap that rascal, bbRyan

No. 1854221

>>1853831
Hoooooly shit she’s escalating fast. She went from venting about her sudden baby fever, to hinting at a pregnancy scare with one of at least two possible men she knew for around a week each, to everyone she knows, all in the span of maybe a month?

No. 1854253

Her insanity is spiraling so fast I wonder if she'll murder a Ryan one of these days and keep his rotting corpse in her apartment, talking to him daily and dressing him up like one of her haunted antique dolls. If a man goes missing in the Gettysburg area after a Tinder date I'm pointing fingers, just saying.

No. 1854275

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This is so totally fucking random but I saw that Heather follows this other cow who does bimbo modifications and is clearly mentally ill. What is Heather complimenting her for.

No. 1854323

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>>1854275
Lol
This made me look at who she follows, here are more accounts

No. 1854401

>>1854253
A few of us have speculated that she's going to wind up on Deadly Women or the like very soon. It's not even a joke, it's extremely likely at this rate. In fact nothing else would seem to make sense.

>>1854275
>>1854323
KEK what in the mother fuck is she following Mary Magdalene and Eugenia for? She must be on this site all the time.

No. 1854491

>>1853831
She's so mentally ill it's not funny. Doesn't she state that she has endometriosis? Doesn't that show these symptoms? I wouldn't be surprised if she pokes holes in all her condoms. She would be a terrible mother with how obsessed she is with herself.

Also, theory…. A lot of the women she hates on recently had kids, maybe because they're thriving and she's stalking them she's trying to rush a baby just to hit up her past Ryan's and be all "look at me in a mommy love me' idk tho.

No. 1854501

File: 1687902136896.jpg (111.58 KB, 1080x1919, 88823042301184.jpg)

BabyRyan must listen to metal.

No. 1854502

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>>1854501
Samefag but this is the closest to metal she's ever come…

No. 1854529

>>1854491
Maybe Damian or Ryan Z had a kid, or maybe Lurch's gf is pregnant or something.

No. 1854543

File: 1687905346851.jpeg (142.62 KB, 828x1009, IMG_1975.jpeg)

This reminded me of Heather

No. 1854557

>>1854529
The girl Nina that one of the Ryan's left heather for fot pregnant and had a kid. I followed her for a while, she seems to be raising the kid by herself. Giving off mega strong single mother vibes which is what it seems Heather is trying to go for and shed failing miserably because there's no way she'd be be a strong independent woman unfortunately.

No. 1854620

>>1854275
Oh wow, what a wild crossover. What are the chances two of the most insane attention-seeking cows around would find each other.

No. 1854663


No. 1854960

File: 1687976023366.jpg (197.54 KB, 1080x1919, 185990853443.jpg)

I've seen her refer to flipping items a few times now and it's so ridiculous. That may be her intention but all she does is hoard shit to display on her cheap Target pressboard book shelves.

No. 1855543

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The saga continues. Nightmare confirmation or lots of stories about the loss of a child she never really had

No. 1855557

>>1855543
christ. I wonder if BabyRyan can see this? what are the comments saying?

I can't wait to hear about Heather's haunted womb

No. 1855583

File: 1688073296223.jpg (109.66 KB, 1080x1124, Screenshot_20230629_171615_Fac…)

I understand cycles can be unpredictable but holy predictable lack of self awareness batman

No. 1855587

>>1855583
How is that bad news

No. 1855594

>>1855583
Wasn’t this retard born in 1990 why is she announcing this on Facebook

No. 1855595

>>1855583
Anon what is your pfp

No. 1855598

>>1855583
>>1855595
his name is terry. i knew this thread was full of scrotes.

No. 1855607

>>1855583
>bad news

No. 1855615

>>1855594
I know right. She has no friends to talk about this shit and her mom would probably call her a retard.

No. 1855617

>>1855583
Thanks for the screenshot Terry but what are you doing here bro. Did you try to get in her pants and she rejected you like the others?

No. 1855632

>>1855543
She should run courses on how to be as subtly terrifying to men as possible, imagine dating a woman for two weeks and she is posting about taking pregnancy tests, followed by "whoops I forgot my period is not actually late and happens at the same time every month"

No. 1855639

>>1855583
please Heather, if you are reading this, get a period tracking app on your smartphone, you have it in your hand 24/7, so this app would be very, very helpful for you. It's something women like you need, women that have no idea when their period is to be expected and when their most fertile days are.

>>1855632
somehow I feel like BabyRyan asked her what is going on and she didn't want to scare him away completely. Still, I can't understand how men can have sex without real protection, it's not like no woman ever tried to bind a guy with a child and then there is the child that will have no father and an obsessive mother in this case.

No. 1855687

>>1855583
when BabyRyan becomes BabyDaddyRyan

No. 1855698

>>1855583
My theory, this was just her way of making it clear to everyone they are sexually intimate. Kek i dont have a theory on the motive other than she is crazy and it sounds like something she would do. She knew she wasnt pregnant the whole time.

No. 1855719

>>1855583
>>1855617
kek. Really have to wonder how many of her orbiter scrotes either lurk or post here.

>>1855632
Plus the fact that she labeled not getting pregnant a week or two into a brand new relationship as "bad news". Her red flags couldn't get any redder.

No. 1855721

>>1855583
Imagine breaking the news about having a new boyfriend and a week later you're publicly posting about a pregnancy scare. Trashy at its finest. Heather track your periods better and stop using scare tactics to keep a scrote in your life. You can't even stand to be in your own company for more than a day, no need to bring an innocent child into your shitshow.

No. 1855755

I hate to be that person but the video of Heather with pink hair complaining about exploring (posted by an ex) came to my head. Can anyone link that meltdown? I've tried and can't find it

No. 1855763


No. 1855765

>>1855755
I think it was unlisted but speaking of exes lurking, it took only 20 minutes for the link to resurface

No. 1855766

>>1855765
I used my autism to find it. Two threads ago. Not unlisted.

No. 1855772

>>1855583
None of this is true. I seriously doubt she has zero knowledge of how periods work. She's over 30. It's just ridiculous look-at-me shit. They're "long distance." She can't handle it, so she is manufacturing soap-opera style melodrama in an effort to get his attention and maintain it 24/7.

No. 1855906

>>1855755
How did I miss that gem..she's the worst! Not saying Adam is a saint by any means but how he put up with her for so long I'll never understand.

No. 1855940

You sound like one of Adam's gross little cronies. Go away.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1855942

>>1855772
She’s doing exactly this. Now deleted and didn’t cap at the time but last night she had series of stories that started with
>the last few days have been hell
Then goes on to express her terminally boring desire to set up an Etsy shop for her excellent flipping skills. Doesn’t want to fail. Needs a plan etc and is thinking
>the self employed life is for me
Fucking kek this absolute disaster. I bet she’s going down this road because she wanted time off for LDR road trips and target said no. So the impulse is wah I’m going to become self employed so I can see babyboy. All deleted now of course.
The pregnancy scare arc is interesting though. And to admit she’s still a week off her period? The chaos. I love it. I’m sure BabyRyan was liking her posts a week or so again, but those likes have since disappeared. Wonder what that’s about.

No. 1855962

>>1855942

I would love to see her try and launch an Etsy. One bad package sent out and she’s out of pocket for the cost and shipping and she won’t know how to handle the insurance claims . It takes a long time to build up a vintage online sales following and she does not know a single fucking thing about what’s actually collectible.

No. 1855976

>>1855942
I saved them but they're just really long and boring. I did like the end when she said she needs some sleep and she needs a vacation. For sure, Heather.

No. 1856054

>>1855976
Ahh gwan nona, post them for posterity, love you forever!
>>1855962
So much this. She’ll flop at fLiPpInG. It’s all too cringe. She thinks everything is a walk in the part. Has no idea the shit she buys, which is to her personal taste, isn’t exactly flying in the mid-century obsessed trends that are currently taking over everything.

No. 1856193

File: 1688165183929.jpg (312.07 KB, 1080x1919, 829996157331955.jpg)

Stop calling a fucking boy you ugly pedo. She looks more like the bespectacled llama in this picture than ever before!

No. 1856208

>>1856193
his smile still looks "wrong" to me, I can't explain why, but there is something not right and both of them together give me the signal "run". And yes, you are right nonna, can she please stop calling him boy or baby? My guess is, that the pregnancy scare was her attempt to get him to move closer to her.

No. 1856275

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No. 1856277

>>1855962
>>1855962
She used to have a depop account in the Heather Sparkles days. She sold a tiny amount of MLP, fairy kei clothes, and other kawaii items that she found dumpster diving at Goodwill outlets. She was terrible at it because she broke a lot of promises, always showing her thrift hauls and pointing out what she was planning on selling but never following through. It's a pattern she's had for years. I wouldn't be shocked if she did open another online shop and flip a few antiques but I would be shocked if she sticks with it.

Is BabyRyan not able to see her Facebook posts? She's unhinged with this pregnancy stuff and not knowing how her own damn menstrual cycle works.

No. 1856288

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Is it over already? She deleted this >>1856193 as well as her Instagram highlights of him

No. 1856293

>>1856288
I'm starting to believe Heather is playing 5D chess with her "haters" I refuse to believe she's this insane and that this is all a ploy. I can't believe its over already, and the usual heather pattern, it's going to be his fault

No. 1856315

>>1856288
bbRyan didn’t want to be a bbdaddy, I guess

No. 1856316

>>1856288
>in rebound LDR for only two weeks
>omg guys am I gregnant?!
>jk my period isn't till next week
>what terrible news tho!
>ittybittybabyRyan finally realizes she isn't just some quirky manic pixie girl and dips
Who could have foreseen such a thing. Truly shocking.

No. 1856333

>>1856288
KEK. Honestly she could just be spiraling over something stupid like him going to bed early. But otherwise that "pregnancy" announcement finally made him see how batshit crazy Heather is. There's no way she wasn't bombarding him with manic texts the entire time. Way to scare off another one Heather. That's what you get for trying to manipulate a moid into being invested in a melodramatic relationship.

>>1856293
Wondering how she'll spin this one into somehow making this his fault. So far it seems like his only offense is looking like the good ending Onision and making shitty short films for school.

No. 1856337

This post is gone now too, >>1849633
all mention of BabyRyan has been deleted off of Instagram. Sayonara Ryan-San

No. 1856375

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Yep, looks like BabyRyan is history. How many days was that…?

No. 1856396

At this point Heather should give up on Ryans.
Or maybe not give up, but take a break, go to therapy, and try to date again when she's healed. Otherwise she will repeat the pattern forever.

No. 1856453

>>1856396
She will never do this. Shes let everyone know on her IG stories she's not mentally ill and will never go to therapy. She's a lost cause.

No. 1856483

For some reason I'm unable to post screenshots. Giving me a "failed to resize image" notice.

But yes, according to her FB he broke up with her "because of the
'pregnancy scare'. He wants me
to find someone who shares the
same idea for their future
even though I'm perfectly
content with not having kids,I
was just ready to step up to the
responsibility if it happened was
all. Because that's just who I am."

Copy/pasted from her comment. Sorry.

No. 1856490

>>1856483
she is such a fucking idiot
first of all, nobody wants their girlfriend to broadcast pregnancy scares on socials
second of all, she couldn’t have been getting pregnancy symptoms from sex with bbRyan that quickly, so it would have have to have been from ClockRyan, which implies she rawdogs every dude
third of all, bbRyan was smart enough to figure that one out but Heather apparently wasn’t
I mean, imagine you just start dating some chick, she goes off on IG about “oh might be preg” by some other dude
any moid would run screaming

No. 1856492

>>1856483
Thanks for sharing nona.
Also if you get the error in the future, you can post the image on imgur and upload it here using the imgur url (in the file section).

No. 1856497

>>1856483
Please upload to imgur and post the link here! This is insanely juicy.
Thank you, though!
She's so fucking insane. I hope she doesn't keep this baby for it's sake. Pregnancy scares so early on scare useless scrotes.(Sage goes in the email field )

No. 1856500

>>1856483
FFS Heather there was no pregnancy scare. She had sex with him a week ago and started making coy posts before her period was even late. I cant imagine what she was texting him throughout. It sounds like she was trying to get him to commit to raising a baby and he was like…the fuck are you talking about. This is next level insanity. Its only a matter time before she starts poking holes in condoms, if she doesnt already.

No. 1856519

>>1856483
This busted Target version of Alex Forrest tried to copy a guys life and baby trap him. YET she's trying to make herself the good guy/victim. I wonder if this was a LDR because she's posted on local "date warning" groups.

No. 1856521

>>1856483
Content on not having children? Didn't she start spamming her IG with how badly she wanted a baby………

No. 1856526

>>1856519
she's absolutely gonna keep harping on how he didnt support her/ dumped her during her bullshit pregnancy scare for sympathy

No. 1856546

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Made a collage of the juicy stuff. Hopefully it's all legible.

No. 1856559

>>1856288
Imagine my shock when she lands a guy she started dating two weeks ago with an orchestrated pregnancy scare (if your period happens at the same time every month you aren't gonna get it that wrong) and it scares him off. She literally only is interested in catching guys and throwing them back, like a hobby fisherman. She absolutely does this shit on purpose to scare them off, same as with clockryan who she could have remained friends with but opted for declaring undying love (which was swiftly forgotten once he bailed for good)
She absolutely has no interest in having a boyfried, simply the ego rush of the courting stage over and over.

No. 1856570

>>1856546
What are the odds that she was the one who refused to use condoms? Even so, neither of them is looking like the good guy here.

No. 1856576

>>1856546
Good woman.
Kek.
What a nasty, crazy bitch.
She's literally admitting to having unprotected sex with a guy she knew less than a fucking month!! Even her friend calls her out for that.

No. 1856587

>>1856546
>it's not my fault he didn't wear a condom!

Heather what the fuck, that's what makes this consensual
you clearly didn't MIND him not wearing a condom, maybe even said it was fine

oh my god the urge to a-long

No. 1856591

I'm not following the train of logic from "I drove a few hours to see him" directly into "so it's not my fault he never used condoms." This is a new level for Heather.
Incidentally, I'm the anon who said I'd be surprised if they were still together on July 1, and I'm extremely proud of how accurate my prediction was kek.

No. 1856592

>>1856546
if you want to be childfree you have to act like someone who wants to be childfree, which means either doubling up on contraception or being open to termination
nobody who wants to be childfree would be comfortable with a woman’s “the life that I helped create” talk, especially if they weren’t the dude that could have gotten her pregnant
her batshit could fertilize a whole entire farm

No. 1856598

>>1856587
>>1856591

She is literally at the level of trying to trap a forever Ryan/baby boy via pregnancy.

FB anon, did she reply back to the friend who said it was also her responsibility for birth control?

No. 1856600

>>1856483
She’s absolutely lost it oh my god
>invents a pregnancy scare when her period isn’t even late
>starts planning for a future and how she’ll “step up to the responsibility”
>moid is obviously scared off

Girl you literally just made up a problem to drive him away. Why would you do that? I thought she was just histrionic but now I think she’s legitimately sick. She needs to get off dating apps so bad, I think she thinks that because these dudes are LDRs she can just say “oh well on to the next one!” without having to face any sort of consequences for her actions, not realizing that she’s not learning her lesson and is bringing this compounding insanity from one fling to the next.

No. 1856606

>>1856600
Not to mention the statistics of domestic violence and murder for pregnant women. Try that baby trap shit with the wrong moid and it could be the last thing you do.

That she is publicly posting this on social media (like she's some victim) over the age of 30 is disturbing.

No. 1856612

>>1856559
Agreed 100% nonny. The over exaggerated love bombing doesn't fool me. She says she's no longer a toy collector, I call bullshit on that.

No. 1856624

>>1856546
how stupid can one be to have sex with a stranger without a condom or any other form of protection and I call them both stupid, not only Heather. There aren't any diseases that you could get, no, never. She really thinks that she can hold a guy with a baby? She needs therapy more than anything else at the moment, no new Ryan, no Etsy store, no child, just therapy to find out why she acts like a stupid teenager.

No. 1856635

>>1856600
>invents a pregnancy scare when her period isn’t even late
>starts planning for a future and how she’ll “step up to the responsibility”

This is all just terrifying. She created this whole situation in her mind and thinks he's the bad guy for not playing along and being like, "sure babe, i'd love to raise a child with a chick i met on tinder 2 weeks ago". She's so fucking crazy and so willing to broadcast that publicly. This is gonna keep ramping up the older and more desperate she gets.

No. 1856684

>>1856546
Once again victim mentality. She keeps stating she did nothing wrong. I'm sorry but I am not rooting for her to get over this because she's far too old to be keeping this up. She's well over 30 and still acting like a victim and refuses to take any responsibility. No wonder why her relationships never last.

No. 1856686

>>1856546

"its not my fault he didn't use condoms" dumbest bitches alive. I hope they learned a lesson, my fear is the lesson heather learned was: next time, actually be pregnant.

No. 1856688

man theres something deeply wrong with her mentally (and spiritually). the problem is, i don't think theres a way to fix it. no amount of therapy, meds or soul searching will change her, nor give her a moment of clarity. if she ever traps a guy with baby, lord have mercy

No. 1856703

Girl couldn’t even keep a spider alive and she’s already taking the moral high ground of “taking responsibility if she has to” kek ok heather

No. 1856731

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She did, just doubled down on the "I'm not the problem here, he is" shtick and about only wanting to be the responsible one and thanked her for agreeing BabyRyan was immature. Completely ignored where she pointed out that it was as much her responsibility to use protection as his. I should've screen shot earlier but took a nap and forgot…and now she's deleted all of it and posted this. Fuckin' lul.

No. 1856782

>>1856731
Kek. Who needs enemies when you have friends like that. Who in their right mind would agree that BabyRyan is immature? He saw the writing on the wall. She's trying to backtrack with the moral high ground of "i would if i had to (not that i want to)" as if she wasn't publicly thirsting to be a mother just a week prior.

No. 1856788

>>1856546
She doesn’t deserve a relationship, she’s way too insane. She manages to blow every single one up in a week or two with her deranged antics. Her refusal to get therapy isn’t even milky at this point, just weird and sad.

No. 1856801

I can’t help but wonder if her and babyryan were ever really together. Was reading through old threads and watched some old vids of her crying over losing Ryan z. I remember someone posted they were a mutual of his and that Ryan z never asked her out and they were never together. It’s extra disturbing watching the old vids knowing that. And tbh I wouldn’t be surprised if babyryan and her were never actually together either and the pregnancy scare was a ploy to make him relent and just be official, and to trap him. Might be a stretch but I just wonder if she’s ever actually official with all the Ryans or if it’s all in her head with most of them (lurch being one of the exceptions, there’s other exceptions but I don’t care to remember them all rn)

No. 1856816

>>1856731
mental vacation = furiously scrolling through the dating apps that she hasn't been banned from every spare second of her day

No. 1856872

I really can't get over the fact that she lets strangers raw dog her when she isn't on any kind of contraceptive. Pure fucking insanity. She needs to be stopped for the sake of mankind.

No. 1856902

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No. 1856904

>>1856902
>more make-up than usual
>"reasons to date me" post immediately after a break-up
She is desperate

No. 1856965

>>1856902
This is beyond pick me criteria into some really sad desperation. Basically any and all her free time is for some moid to cook and clean for (strange we never see her cooking for herself and who cleans for a near stranger when they start dating??) but she fails to grasp what men even want in a partner, just what she thinks is valuable.

No. 1856978

>>1856731
She fucking sucks. Then don't post shit heather and expect people not to give adult responses. She's such a liar she definitely wants children. She literally posted baby toys on her story a few weeks ago. >>1856902
Just date a old fucking man who needs a young woman to take care of him. That's all you have to offer. She keeps picking these young guys that she scares away within a week.

No. 1856986

>>1856978
Seriously, it feels like she never dates anyone her own age or older. She expects a bunch of scrotes in their twenties to want to settle down. She is a divorcee in her thirties. She has already lived the married life and experienced the trials that come with that. Go on one of those divorce support group forums and meet some dude in his forties who has adult baggage and a beer gut and stop trying to date twinks out of your league, Heather.

I have no doubt every dude she dates gets sent this thread also. So they can see she has unprotected sex with any guy she dates immediately, does the same "I love you, soulmate" song and dance with every single one. She is incapable of loving anyone besides herself. The infatuation she feels for any man who gives her the time of day is just endorphins to boost her overinflated ego.

No. 1856996

>>1856902
> will drive hours to see you
why do women see this as a flex? youre not showing independence, youre displaying desperation. A man should be driving hours to see you instead. pickme women stay retarded

No. 1856999

>>1856986
>>1856978
If Heather was a man, you wouldn't tell her to date 40 year olds.

No. 1857003

>>1856902
Psycho levels of desperation

No. 1857012

>>1856986
>>1856978
Eww. “You’re dating out of your league, try crusty decrepit old men instead!” is such moid logic. Obviously the men she’s dating are in her league or they wouldn’t be dating her, but her personality disorder drives them away. Any 40-something man desperate enough to put up with all that just to have access to a mentally ill younger woman is a loser anyway. Heather doesn’t need a man, she needs a therapist.

No. 1857017

>>1856999
this is lolcow farm, if there was a man like Heather, we wouldn’t tell him to date any woman or even to keep existing

No. 1857019

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she posted this right before
>>1856902

No. 1857021

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those previous stories are now deleted, and these are up instead:

No. 1857022

>>1857012
>Obviously the men she’s dating are in her league or they wouldn’t be dating her, but her personality disorder drives them away
Right, Heather is actually pretty but as proven in the last month, her personality disorder is ruining her life big time. These guys seem to really like her until she intentionally escalates things and then acts surprised when they bail.
The "problem" of both parties being too dumb to use contraception is easily solved, but she opted for setting fire to the whole thing as per usual.
If she started dating old moids the same things would happen anyway, it's not like her level of crazy is tolerable even to the most desperate moid. She will literally fabricate problems in order to end things, I can imagine her booking house viewings and then complaining her two week moid didn't want to "be responsible" and become a homeowner with a woman he just met kek

No. 1857023

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No. 1857034

>>1857012
Obviously she needs therapy but she's not getting it because she keeps saying there is absolutely nothing wrong with her. She might as well date an old fuck because she has no self worth or respect and wants a moid to tell her good job honey! Now make me a microwavable lunch! She would be happy with that life.

No. 1857035

>>1857019
Toxic dating from a woman who brings Single White Female and Fatal Attraction to life for all of social media to see.

She's lucky she isn't dating moids her age. Her baby trap antics are a good way to end up a domestic violence statistic.
Baby boy twinks just ghost her.

No. 1857038

>>1857021
Who is saying you need to embrace hookup culture heather?! NO ONE!

>>1857023
Entire communities of people exist in the realms of your interests. You went to paracon and met people, what happened to them? You claimed you were socially exiled by the entire urbex community, why?

18 Ryans in 4 years, zero friends, zero family, but we're supposed to believe you're not the problem, right? Grow tf up and work on yourself.

No. 1857046

>>1857012
Actually she doesn't have a league. Her herself, she's completely unbecoming and her looks honestly are just subpar. She emitts big titty trophy wife energy but in reality she's not, she relies on filters and dating younger guys because younger men are more gullible. She's honestly a plain Jane and nothing wrong with that, except she sees something wrong with it and is doing everything in her power to not be it instead of embracing it, kicking ass in the real world and getting what she wants. She has this need to be the center of the world wether it's positive or negative attention because she's desperate.

No. 1857047

>>1857021
>won’t embrace hookup culture
>raw dogging strangers on the first date
Okayyyyy kek Heather you’re literally on a hot streak of one and two-night stands

No. 1857049

>>1856999
If Heather was a man I'd tell him to end himself. My advice is specifically for Heather who wants a moid desperate enough to stick around.

No. 1857051

>>1852840
this is the ultimate explanation, thank you ufologist nonnie
>>1856208
she doesn't smile with her eyes is my guess. the emptiness and soullessness of the faux smile is in jarring contrast with the grippy hands and vigorous tit slam, which indicate excitement and enthusiasm.
>>1856546
she's way crazier than i thought and it's even worse that this is over nothing. she did say she wanted children, the baby trapping saga is about to begin
>>1856902
yeah any hope of self awareness grows further out of reach with every ryan, this is actually sad

No. 1857056

>>1857051
I agree, her smiles all just look like she’s dead inside. She’s never experiencing true joy, it’s so off-putting. I don’t know who she thinks she’s fooling either. At this point I’m sure everyone she knows is aware of the mental breakdown they’re witnessing.

No. 1857076

>>1856999
Yes I would? You think we would call 40-year-old women decrepit and tell the man to chase younger women instead? Idk how to tell you all that when you get to your 30s, 40-something isn’t that far off. And dating idiots in their 20s seriously loses its appeal.

Anyway, I’m pretty sure her next move will be to get pregnant for real.

No. 1857077

>>1857021
>This one will be difficult to get over
Don't lie, Heather. The second someone else agrees to meeting up you'll forget BabyRyan ever existed. Every Ryan is a generic source of attention and validation to her, they're interchangeable.
>>1856546
It's ironic that she thinks his reaction is immature. She basically told him in no uncertain terms that if they do have an "accident" and she gets pregnant for real, she will be keeping the baby. It doesn't matter that this specific incident was a false alarm, she made it clear that her decision would be incompatible with what he wants, so he decided to take that lesson and move on. I don't like to give much credit to men, but it doesn't seem like he's the immature one here.

No. 1857109

>>1856500
He might have also known how time works & assumed she was trying to potentially trap him with another man's baby, but her brain just doesn't have enough folds to comprehend the optics of her histrionics.

>>1856872
Pretty sure at this point she's realized no man wants to stick around, so her next best bet for long-term attention and emotional validation is to have a kid. Guaranteed 18-year relationship, she has full control, it has to love her, etc. I pray that she is infertile.

No. 1857130

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Teasing us today with her endgame Ryan, CivilWarGhostCaptainRyan (the nickname needs some work).

No. 1857154

File: 1688327719556.png (1.01 MB, 850x951, davidryan.png)

>>1857130
of all the dead civil war guys to pick she chooses this goober?

No. 1857169

>>1857154
My boy didn’t die of (probably) gangrene for this

No. 1857171

>>1857109
Nonna I can't believe I never thought of that. He absolutely could have thought this random crazy woman was trying to pin someone else's baby on him. Even the most degen scrotes would be skeptical after hooking up on the first date then immediately be bombarded with psychotic pregnancy texts just a few days later. On her end, I could see her just trying to get some validation from expecting BabyRyan to "step up" and dedicate more of his time to her until she gets the chance to pull that "oopsy I was wrong, I did actually get my period lol. This experience made us so much closer though, right?" Her plan backfired so bad. This is one of the most smooth brain stunts she's pulled in regards of dating. And she still finds a way to 100% be the victim here.

No. 1857196

>>1857154
His marker indicates he was 22 years old, so tbh it tracks for her.

>>1857171
Ayrt I reread all her early threads & came to the conclusion that she is definitely a victim… of her own retardation. It's truly impressive how she manages to do this kind of shit repeatedly with zero introspection or growth.

Honestly though, there are plenty of mentally challenged codependent scrotes that might be into it (an Onision-level retard for example) and her persistence in dating every angsty / nerdy bro within 200 miles definitely raises the odds of her finally meeting someone stupider, clingier, and crazier than she is.

No. 1857213

>>1857021
>hookup culture
I would call what she is doing exactly that, these aren't relationships, she is having sex ones or twice with those guys and then they leave.

>>1857196
Her "mistake" is, she isn't looking for a guy her age or older. The younger ones think that there could be something better out there, while someone in his 40s, being the way you described him, would just settle for her as soon as he secured a relationship with her, after all she would be like a second mother for him.

No. 1857379

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>>1857047
Literally this. It's crazy that she thinks she's above "hook-up culture" when she's boned like 15+ guys she's met off dating apps in the past few years or so, mostly just after the first date too.

>>1857130
Ngl he definitely looks her type. And with him only being 22, he can both be her baby boy ryan and spooky ghost ryan. kek

No. 1857412

>>1856612
> She says she's no longer a toy collector, I call bullshit on that
lol underrated

>>1857171
From her confessional above it also sounds like she initiated a deep talk about abortion which is just crazy!

Like map out how this whole discussion went, after a first date, and then all of the handholding photos, and then fucking without birth control, then pregnancy ("asking for a friend!") when it's way too early for that, and finally a heart-to-heart about abortion and the sanctity of life.

And it ends with "haha I forgot when I menstruate oops"

Maybe Heather is doing a service, i have a hard time believing this moid will fuck anyone again for a long time.

No. 1857496

>>1857019
>she really promises she's worth it
i honestly think 99.9% of the time she just says anything. like there's actually 0 thoughts behind any of her words.

No. 1857613

>>1857213
True, I didn't consider her weird obsession with the big titty goth mommy gf identity fantasy (and all her romantic adolescent delusion).

Maybe when she gets bored of that identity we'll finally get sugar baby trophy wife Heather and she can meet the empty, dependent scrote of her dreams.

No. 1857618

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>>1857019
Side thought, does she ever put her hair up, even just in a messy bun or something? It always looks the exact same. Which isn’t surprising considering her cyclical tendencies in every other part of her life. Just curious.

No. 1857624

>>1857412
>Maybe Heather is doing a service, i have a hard time believing this moid will fuck anyone again for a long time.
I've been thinking this, she's straight up traumatising these men at this point but tbh most men deserve it

No. 1857712

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What a sad life

No. 1857729

>>1857712
Why is it that the top layer of her hair is always so frizzy kek. Nitpick but it looks like she's going for a bedroom look and ends up looking like she doesn't brush her hair.

No. 1857758

>>1857712
I know she thinks she's being clever here, but the comparison to an employer is both apt and damning. If an employer can't keep any staff member for more than two weeks you know the place is a hellhole.

No. 1857766

>>1834959
Never understood why some people think she is attractive. She has the same boring basic face shaynus has imo. Especially when expressing any emotion (which she always exaggerates and makes even worse) Then her personality just amplifies it and radiates off her. She icky. Poor thing.

No. 1857767

>>1857729
Probably trying to tease it but it just looks like she stuck her fingers in a socket

>>1857758
kek

No. 1858121

>>1857766
For me it’s the ‘you’re ugly because I hate you’ effect, if I just passed her on the street I would think she’s fine looking, but knowing what lies beneath…yeah she always looks like a sleepy rat.

No. 1858122

>>1858121
same here, she's not bad looking but her personality makes me notice her face in a negative way.

No. 1858199

>>1857766
for me, she looks like the typical (american) suburban mum with a white picket fence, bringing her children to school with her SUV and then going home to drink and be miserable, while telling everyone how amazing she and her life is. She looks like the stereotype of a boring, exhausting woman with serious mental illness hidden beneath her fake hair and teeth. Even if I wouldn't know her personality, I would feel about her that way, because she actually looks like that for me.

No. 1858200

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>>1857766

Dead black eyes, thin lips, and bulbous nose…she reminds me of these guys kek

No. 1858228

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>>1858199
She definitely has that look right down to the damaged and limp bleach blonde hair, ugly patterned target blouses, etc. which is why it's so mind boggling she still tries to larp as a "big tiddy goth gf". I feel like she could look cute in a kind of plain faced way if she knew how to style herself. She kind of reminds me of when kat dennings is looking her worst? kek

No. 1858236

>>1857130
She looks like Ms. Doubtfire

No. 1858271

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>>1858228
>ugly patterned target blouses

Ugly? Speak for yourself, Nonna. Although this one doesn't have a pattern it is still giving ugly kek

No. 1858326

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>>1858228
This is what Heather’s type of “goth” attracts.

No. 1858484

>>1858271
Karen the receptionist from the waist up, gay construction worker costume from the waist down?

No. 1858577

>>1858326
Heather be like ‘I want a spooky bf’ and then dresses like >>1858271

No. 1858602

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>>1857712
Why won't she brush her hair at the top, ever?

No. 1858622

>>1858602
At this point I just want her to prove that she's not a total fucking autist and put her hair up once. ONCE.

No. 1858702

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Aaaand we've come full circle back to this again. Frizz top hair, the one tits shirt she always wears when she's attempting to thirst trap, hours of swiping and crying.

No. 1858768

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No. 1858769

>>1858768
Name ONE person who has dumped you over the "creepy old stuff" and not your personality disorder(s). This is absolutely maddening.

No. 1858777

>>1857019
For fucks sake she’s single already? I just discovered this cow and started reading on her. I am in shock that she cycles through boyfriends that quickly. Idk what personality disorder this is, I’m guessing BPD. I don’t understand the compulsiveness to get in a relationship. I love how she says she’s “against hookup culture” when her “relationships” don’t even count as dating at that point, she’s just hooking up with someone for a week and calls it “dating.” You actually have to be committed to someone and not change boyfriends every time you get your period. BPD may be a reason but it’s not an excuse. I know a lot of girls with BPD who are perfectly fine in relationships and functional. She won’t even admit that she has a problem it’s just so pathetic she can’t be serious

No. 1858781

>>1857766
Have you been to central PA nonna? She's pretty much an 8 there due to the opioid crisis. She's no supermodel, but I have no trouble believing she looks decent enough to reel in the scrotes of Gettysburg before her raging personality disorder scares them away.

No. 1858783

>>1857766
I think she’s very average. Her personality does not fit her style at all. I don’t know why she doesn’t just wear actual goth clothes or at least just a different style. Whatever she wears to try to look as normal as possible is super aging, and in my opinion makes her uglier. She’s not fat but the way she dresses does not flatter her body type whatsoever.

No. 1858784

>>1858781
I live like 30 minutes away from Gettysburg. Idk what you’re on about but she is certainly not an 8. She’s a 6 at best, and that’s when her hair is actually brushed and she’s wearing clothing that’s somewhat flattering

No. 1858788

>>1858768
She is like a broken record. I truly wonder what she hears when people talk to her, because it isn't what they're actually saying

No. 1858791

>>1858769
Omg seriously she's so infuriating with the way she sees things. I don't think anyone gave a shit about her hobbies. I think they only commented how obsessive she is with them and I don't blame these dudes. Bitch only does and talks about the same shit everyday. No wonder she got along with the autistic Train Ryan.

No. 1858813

>>1858784
I lived in that area for years and rarely ever saw an attractive person.(derailing)

No. 1858823

>>1858784
I think she's cute but I also take her age in consideration, all 30-something year olds are going to be a bit ugly. For her age she's ok. (also NTA)(you must be 18+ to post here)

No. 1858827

>>1858784
you sound like an r/amiugly mod

No. 1858830

>>1858781
>>1858784
Seriously, I almost choked at "8". Nona, all her selfies are taken from the exact same angle. Filtered, head turned to the same side, above her head. Look at pictures of her that aren't carefully posed and tell me she is an 8. Get out of your white trash bubble.

>>1838515
>>1839060
>>1842142
>>1848580
>>1849592

I know it's said a lot, but it's unbelievable how she always chooses the worst looks for herself. The blonde is so dull and lifeless. The glasses look too small on her face and the color is awful. Literally any warm color glasses would look a thousand times better. She is short and stocky and dresses in ill fitting blouses that make her look even stockier.

No. 1858839

>>1858823
>all 30-something year olds are going to be a bit ugly
You're either a scrote or projecting, sorry you're ugly I guess tho

No. 1858844

>>1858830
>Get out of your white trash bubble
Actually it's the opposite, I've lived all over the world and some of the least attractive people I've ever seen were in Central PA. Heather isn't cute in any major US city, but to rural PA scrotes? She's above average.

No. 1858860

>>1858839
Didn't you get the memo? As soon as you reach 30, you start building a layer of mold on your body and become a bit ugly. How sad it has to be, to think with 30 your life and looks only go downwards.

No. 1858867

>>1858702
I don’t know who’s more mentally stunted, Heather for existing in the way that she does, or us for thinking she will ever change. It’s so unbearable but I can’t stop myself coming back to this comfort-horror cow.
What makes her sO uNiqUeLy HeAtHeR is her untreated mental illness combined with the superpower of complete delulu immersion.

No. 1858877

>>1858823
Okay scrote. Women don’t expire at 30, sorry.
>>1858827
I’m sorry you’re butt hurt I don’t think heather is an 8/10. If that’s an 8 to you, I can’t imagine how ugly you must be nonna.
>you sound like an r/ amiugly mod
And I’m sure you’d be very familiar with that subreddit, fuck right off back to Reddit please
>>1858813
>>1858844
I said 6/10, is that not slightly above average? She has a really plain looking face and an average body. All she has is big tits and blonde hair. The way she dresses and Carrie’s herself does not help her out at all. She’s obviously not as ugly as Shayna though(infighting)

No. 1858880

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>my future daughter Eliza
But don't worry boys, she's fine with not having kids and definitely won't be poking holes in condoms (if you even have the sense to use them).

No. 1858886

>>1858877
I was being a little facetious with the 8, but my point was that her looks aren't remotely the problem. Much uglier women than her are happily dating or married. The problem is that she's fucking crazy.

No. 1858888

>>1858768
I 100% wish she would follow through with this and give up her antique collecting and graveyard strolls. Not because there's anything offputting or even remotely unique about those things. I would just love to see her "throw it all away" and still get dumped all the time because she's a fucking nut job and it's never had anything to do with her hobbies. Not the 80s toys, not the stupid fucking cemetery sign - they run because she's psycho and makes it very apparent almost immediately. Go on Heather, have a big yard sale!

No. 1858895

>>1858880
Heather literally acts like the deranged child of Hedra Carlson & Alex Forrest. The admitted raw dogging shows exactly what she is trying to do. Fucking grim if it does happen.

No. 1858982

>>1858867
You are entirely correct, she will never change.

I spent awhile reading back through the past several threads today and The Heather Cycle never changes.

She blames every single community she's been a part of for all of her problems and having no friends. The toy community. The urbex community. The paranormal community. She blames the ENTIRE LGBTQIA+ community for not being able to be bi. They silenced her for being fake. The entire community.

She falls in love with and bangs every guy she meets in person after 1 date and proudly proclaims "he's the one!" and is absolutely devastated after she inevitably gets dumped days/weeks/a few months later. "I don't know what happened fam, I really thought this guy was my endgame, it's not fair!"

Followed by sadness, woe is me I'll never be good enough for anyone, I guess I need to give up all my eXtRemE hobbies to find someone, but wait no I don't want to and the person who's worth it won't want me to, I'm a strong independent woman who buys good groceries, pleeeeeease someone date meeeeee

Boob pics, feet pic teases, declarations of more content to be created, dollar tree boudoir fashion pics, more begging, "I'm so lonely I'm going cry in my car, why can't I make friends, why can't I find a boy?!"

Rinse and fucking repeat her whole goddamn life away.(reddit spacing)

No. 1859035

>>1858982
All of this, 100% the CYCLE. It escalates a little more each time. We are now entering her Killer Women documentary era.

No. 1859059

>>1858982
Nonna you missed not a single detail. She really is this easy to read. And it's been YEARS of this miserable routine. Of all the cows to root for, Heather's gotta be one of the very last choices. As long as she integrates her unchecked mental issues into the otherwise nothingness of a personality she has, it'll be the same song and dance. Though that fake pregnancy stunt is a new level of crazy. Knowing she's out here having unprotected sex the first time she's meeting a guy is insane.
She only lives for instant gratification from scrotes. Her entire existence is centered around trying to feel desired while simultaneously scaring off every man that takes the bait. Bleak.

No. 1859079

>>1859059
Up until the "pregnancy scare" with a guy she met two weeks ago and was rawdogging, shortly after her previous two week fling clockryan who she swore to love forever (instantly forgotten) I actually believed that she believed her hobbies were driving people away. But the sheer bunnyboiler madness of the pregnancy thing, and the fact she made a point not to mention the obvious real reason on Instagram despite everyone on Facebook seeing it, she knows. She knows she's crazy and it's the crazy driving men away, she knows exactly what she's doing and lives for the drama. There is no way you could do something as crazy as seriously suggest raising an (imaginary) accidental pregnancy with a man you just met and not be 100% aware this is insane behaviour.
She will always fall back on "hobbies" as an excuse but I think she went too far with this one and blew her cover story apart.

No. 1859090

>>1859035
Yes, and after all these years of misery, one would think she might say to herself, I am clearly lost and miserable, perhaps I really should seek just a tiny piece of professional advice. But no, not Heather. She believes going to therapy is the lowest possible thing imaginable and she'll never do it. It's frustrating and fascinating because it will never end.

No. 1859113

>>1858982
The irony being that she’s now probably rawdogged her way through more people than any of the pump and dump fuckboys she claims to want to avoid. One of my favourite Hag horrors is her insane ability to totally overlook any hypocrisy or wrongdoing that comes from her own tiny pea brain. She often harks back to the ‘abusive boyfriend had me sectioned saga’. Not to WK scrote Adam but IIRC the reason for his freak out that led to the very temporary hospitalisation wasn’t anything to do with her new found dress sense or that her hobby interests had changed, but because she was acting like a deranged nut job who ultimately ended up blatantly fucking another guy and over sharing her lunacy online.

No. 1859123

>>1859079
How many different boys has she claimed to be "in love" with this year alone? For some reason that freaks me out the most.

>>1859035
Despite documenting literally everything she never seems to notice. Her life is Groundhog Day but she just wakes up at 6 am in Punxsutawney like it's the first time every time.

No. 1859124

>>1858271
her legs and calves are actually nice. She’s not as far gone as Shayna is, especially considering she’s older. She could be a solid 6/10 if she had any self awareness at all

No. 1859208

>>1859123
the two brain cells left in Hag's head everyday: strike up the music, the band has begun, the Pennsylvania polka!

No. 1859289

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Stay classy Heather

No. 1859291

>>1859289
>not into hookup culture
>trying to rope in a Ryan with sex
Make it make sense.

No. 1859307

>>1859079
I agree, her agenda with every guy she dates seems to be to find any reason possible to freak out so he'll have to pay attention to/comfort her. Maybe its because of her codependent marriage where her husband let her remain a child she she would be reliant on him. But she keeps trying it on dudes she barely knows and they get tired quickly of tending to an unstable woman. It reminds me of after Lurch dumped her, she claimed shed started having hysterical night terrors every night (which of course were never mentioned again) and he wasnt there for her or something. I'm sure he was the first or second time, but as it continues even the dumbest dude is gonna know something's up. I'd be really fucking surprised if she hadnt dipped her toes into the pregnancy scare before. Because then he HAS to pay attention to you right? She definitely thought she could drag out the drama for awhile. And when he told her he didnt want a kid with her she walked it back pretty quickly and suddenly remembered her period wasnt even due yet haha bonehead heather! But the damage was done. Its morbid curiosity at this point because I do really want to see how she's gonna try to escalate things next.

No. 1859319

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It's pretty fucking pathetic. Her family must be so embarrassed by her.

No. 1859394

>>1859319
Why is she equating a fake pregnancy scare to rope in a Ryan as "being dumped like it's nothing". Heather is a horror cow because she feigns innocence over her increasingly erratic behavior.

No. 1859429

>>1859319
Why doesn't she just google local goth or alt clubs? You don't even have to drink, just go there and vibe. Surely some desperate man will approach you eventually.

No. 1859476

>>1859429
Because it's a place that isn't the cemetery or the antique store. More serious answer, I think on some level she's terrified of meeting real goths because some of them would be way spookier than her and she would be forced to admit that she isn't alone because she's 2spooky, she's alone because of her personality.

No. 1859488

>>1859429
Bc heather has never googled anything in her life, she just asks insta and scrotes on dating apps

No. 1859490

>>1859476
yeah, i think this is honestly the root of her problem. she wants social interaction but is so deeply insecure and unsure of herself that any actual connection with another person results in self-sabotage.

No. 1859521

>>1859476
>>1859429
Imagine her consternation when she walks in and discovers that other goths don't listen to Taylor Swift…

No. 1859526

>>1859307
>her codependent marriage where her husband let her remain a child so she would be reliant on him.
I think this is why she won’t deviate from her pattern; it worked once.

No. 1859580

>>1859429
kek, just imagine >>1858271 wandering through a goth or alt bar. I would think she's a mother there to pick up her kid.

No. 1859731

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this "daughter named Eliza" kick is one she's been on since at least the beginning of April; the above screenshot is from then and I don't think was previously posted, but it shows the depths of how unhinged she is about it (chosing a kid's name off of a random gravestone…?) and that she's been thinking about it for a while now. honestly, the most terrifying development of her cowhood yet imo is the possibility she'd have a kid.

No. 1859772

>>1859731
We have the title for the thriller-horror movie about Heather, a daughter named Eliza it's all coming together

Her wishes are very pedestrian if she could keep her mental illness in check which she clearly cannot

No. 1859782

>>1859731
>mutually in love
It's hilarious that she actually has to say this. If anyone else said they were in love you would just naturally assume the person they love also loves them back. But Heather knows that her immediate way-too-intense obsession that she calls "love" is not frequently reciprocated.

No. 1859783

>>1859731
>mutually in love
It's hilarious that she actually has to say this. If anyone else said they were in love you would just naturally assume the person they love also loves them back. But Heather knows that her immediate way-too-intense obsession that she calls "love" is not frequently reciprocated.

No. 1859802

>>1859319
She literally asks this fucking question twice a month and she gets good feedback and she always says "no that is not going to work because of xyz reason." Deep down she is hoping a new Ryan will appear out of the blue and say we can raw dog underneath the Eliza gravestone my goth queen.

No. 1859806

>>1859526
She's always been codependent.
She manipulated the guy she was dating before Adam to fly her out to San Francisco. Showed up with nothing but a PS3 so he had to go out and buy her clothing. She refused to get a job or leave the apartment because "the land lord would kick her out if seen" so she couldn't get a job or "do" anything. She forced him to spend every check on her, taking her to anime stores and China town and he would bring Adam over because they were best friends. One day he left to go to work, came back and found her and Adam screwing on his bed and then she flat told him she's been cheating on him with his best friend. His friend and her then tormented him till she moved out. Adams family kicked them out because they did not like her and that's how she moved back to Pennsylvania and then the whole Adam the abuser saga began when in reality she used to beat up her ex before Adam just got talking to other girls.

No. 1859828

Bump for CP in the caitlin doughty thread don't scroll!!

No. 1859834

>>1859113
Do we ever know why she was hospitalized? It’s pretty hard to hospitalize someone against their will in the US unless the authorities believe they are actively a threat to themselves or others. I bet Heather was making suicidal threats.

No. 1859851

>>1858886
real. she may not stand out to me but she's absolutely got the mainstream cute pretty girl looks most white guys are very into. her body and weight is normal to thin & attractive for an american over 25. most men don't need gorgeous, theyre happy to be with a girl who's just pretty, which she is. at least in the way i know small town white guys define it. the dealbreakers she runs into are truly everything else. which really speaks to her behavior patterns being really selfish and overwhelming or off putting. i don't think that's a life sentence btw i feel cruel to insist the situation is unfixable. if she really tries it is, but she's in dire need of dbt therapy for one thing

No. 1859855

>>1859834
i fully suspect she was threatening to hurt herself. possibly melting down from genuine bpd panic at feeling devastated and abandoned when her relationship was falling apart. it just seems like she acts on her emotional extremes without question if it's fair to others or if she can self soothe to a lower level of distress before she does or says something she regrets. i think she allowed herself to stay at total meltdown because she doesn't have a sense of responsibility over her reactions to her emotions. she talks about others like "if you make me feel this bad then i'm going to let it out unfiltered, and that's your doing not mine" even if the situation was actually appropriate and fair for her to feel bad in the moment and if her choices warranted (nonviolent) anger or rejection from a loved one, like after she cheated!

No. 1859858

>>1859772
Conceived in Gettysburg, goth capital of the world!

No. 1859878

>>1859855
>>1859834
Y'all need to stop making these assumptions. She's never even once hinted about self harm. The 10 hour hospital stay was part of the original Ryan and Adam saga and was detailed in the first thread. It has nothing to do with what you're recklessly speculating about.

No. 1859902

>>1859878
I mean it’s not easy to get someone into a medical hold. She must have been displaying crazy behavior if people agreed to it. You can’t just call the police and get someone sent to the hospital.

No. 1859911

>>1859878
‘I suspect’ and ‘I bet’ aren’t declarations of fact, just speculation, you can unclench.

No. 1859975

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No. 1859977

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No. 1859986

>>1859977
wow what a responsible adult. girlfriend material for any Ryans that are interested.

No. 1859991

>>1859975
that's actually really fucking cheap.

No. 1860003

>>1859991
Right lmao she’s at fuckin Aldi paying a very reasonable price for a full cart.

No. 1860029

>>1859975
>>1859977
Ah yes, the familiar part of the cycle where she pretends like she's putting in effort to improve her life immediately after publicly spiraling from being dumped. The only part of the cycle that lasts shorter than any of her relationships.

No. 1860068

>>1859878
I bet she’s gonna kill a Ryan.

No. 1860113

>>1860068
I’d put money on that. But an accidental killing via overreacting to some mundane Ryan-error which she will then seek out advice for in her Twitter.
“Does anyone know how long before people can smell a dead body in an apartment building? Asking for a friend.”

No. 1860193

>>1860068
>>1860113
Way more likely that one of the scrotes she's known for 5 minutes will off her on the first date

No. 1860218

>>1859975
Heather finally taking notice of worldwide inflation, amazing to see her pay attention to anything but RyanQuest

No. 1860373

>>1860193
I think this is why she pre-vets via those hours on dating apps every night looking for Ryans, versus just picking up a random in a bar, the end result where she jumps into a stranger's arms/bed/home is the same, but she has a papertrail, has them added online, knows their name and judging by her stories and posts she has many hours of phone calls down before the leaping into bed begins.
So that offers her some protection since only a very confident murderer is gonna do it with the lengthy papertrails she creates, and I think this is why she mysteriously can't find anyone irl ever, only online.
Doesn't protect her completely, she could well still end up in someone's basement but if she did irl hookups she'd be dead already tbqh

No. 1860756

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No. 1860757

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No. 1860759

>>1860756
Lol she’s such an idiot. How is she unaware symptoms of pregnancy don’t appear in 2 weeks? They teach that in middle school.

No. 1860764

>>1860756
Dumbass. If this health issue has been lifelong, wouldn't she fucking KNOW her symptoms by now? I don't remember her talking about a "reproductive health condition" before…is it endo or something else?

No. 1860777

>>1860756
>>1860757
TL;DR
People called me out for raw dogging & acting like Fatal Attraction…here is my piss poor excuse.

No. 1860785

>>1860757
I have to say she has a way with words, she manages to spin the most batshit thing she's done yet as a completely normal and reasonable situation…omitting the context that this is a man she had known for 2 weeks and literally any man on the planet would react the same way, it's impossible to be planning futures that early in. And the way she tried to throw something so serious on a total stranger is so inappropriate and manipulative it even got me feeling sorry for her Ryans.
The real translation:
>I want a marriage and babies now and will manipulate every dumb guy who crosses my path to try and get it
Like, good luck gurl but none of this is healthy in the slighest and the absolute maximum any relationship would last with her current state of mind, given the man is completely insane and desperate, is 2 years, which means she is guaranteed to be a single mom. Then we'll really see the whining and self victimisation start since that is a genuinely gruelling task which she is absolutely not equipped to handle.

No. 1860793

>>1860757

how does time work in PA? i'm so confused because she makes it seem like this was a long relationship that ended over a guy being afraid of commitment or whatever. "and we've not talked in awhile". if you even added up all the time (in the real world) from the moment they matched until right now it wouldn't even total awhile, and she's saying they've not spoken in awhile (since the breakup, like a week ago?????)

also, it has been said over and over but it's wild that she would pull the pregnancy card with him and act as if it is his baby when they had just met and had sex. that's….not how pregnancy works. like???? does she have some mental disorder where she processes time differently, like 2 weeks is 2 years in her world? this is all SO BIZARRE!

No. 1860797

>>1860756
> after it became a topic of discussion
> after I posted about it on Facebook

No. 1860836

>>1860756
this is legit weird. heather has always been a comfort cow, but her BPD has ramped up a lot in this last year. her loneliness and desperation for a companion is getting more depressing because now she’s doing the whole “i can have a baby who will never leave me because they’re forced to be with me” thing. girl therapy is cheaper than a baby and will make you happier. hopefully she won’t go the sperm bank route, although her shopping for spooky goth ryans in a donor catalog would be top tier comedy

No. 1860838

Wish she would just get a dog, but I guess she can't really because she works all day

No. 1860843

>>1860793
>does she have some mental disorder where she processes time differently, like 2 weeks is 2 years in her world?
She has the most fucked perception of time I've ever witnessed in another human. This would all make sense if we one day find out she sleeps 2 hours a night, like a day for Heather is 100 days for the rest of us. Where is all this extra time she is experiencing coming from.

No. 1860861

>>1860843

saged for armchairing but a warped experience of time actually isn't unheard of with cluster b personality disorders. heather very much exhibits untreated bpd, and the instability in identity and emotions found in bpd affect how you experience time passing. "time flies when you're having fun", well, with a strong enough emotional response a bpd person can feel what to them basically amounts to two years of emotional worth in two weeks, and thus their perception of time gets distorted. they don't notice it because it's their normal, but comes off as unhinged to others. it's also not uncommon to have gaps in memory or false memories because you're so affected by your shifting emotions that it warps your memory and perception of things, both current and past. diagnosis or no, heather exhibits a lot of bpd symptoms and these things would make sense to her whereas it comes off as crazy to everyone else.

No. 1860866

Her perception of time has always been not normal.
"I have a rare day off!"

No. 1860907

>>1860757
>looked for any excuse to break up with me
he doesnt need an excuse to break up with you! any reason is valid when you decide not to see a person you've know for 2 fucking weeks. she sees things as transactional the way an incel does, "i did xyz so I'm owed sex" except its "i did xyz so i'm owed a longterm committed relationship".

No. 1860914

>>1860757
>>I’m actually proud of myself

The delusion is real. I hope she gets banned from all her remaining dating apps, because she’s certifiably insane. Further back in the thread, another anon says she’s been posted on local dating groups as someone to avoid - the worst of the madness isn’t even happening where we can see it. What a thought.

No. 1860939

>>1860757
won't give up on love yet she's not willing to sacrifice anything for it, refusing to change, learn or grow. persistence without any sort of effort or thought… that's just belligerence and her efforts will always go to waste because she does not know what it even means to love.
yet, she "won't give up on finding it" and then makes herself the victim by saying no one thinks she deserves it.
i dunno, maybe you shouldn't be asking someone right away if they wanna have kids and maybe first determine if they are even the right person to be the father in the first place. a public fake pregnancy scare to initiate the conversation, nonetheless.
ridiculous! she scares off everyone, maybe she should look at herself, but of course cluster Bs could never.

No. 1860963

>>1860757
>it changed him
Heather you did not even know him oh my god, how can you say he “changed” when you knew him for a week? She could honestly be promoted to /pt/, her fucked up perception of time has her on a daily milk delivery schedule.

No. 1860966

>>1860963
What changed is he realized he was dating someone insane enough to want to raise a baby from a tinder hookup and shit got real scary real fast.
>>1860756
>even if i had to do it alone. I would take care of the entire situation.
Kekkkkk pull my other leg Heather. She has to find an actual retard if she wants someone to believe this mess.

No. 1860971

>>1860861
This makes sense, she flips from one strong emotion to the next and fully rides the emotion and acts it out (I'm worried about nausea - let's do the whole thing where we have a talk about pregnancy and jettison my relationship into the sun)
Possibly medication or therapy could help her to chill and just let emotions pass rather than grabbing each one, immersing herself in the emotion and acting on it to its fullest (see also crying in her car for hours very often) but, well I don't think that is gonna happen anytime soon

No. 1861002

>>1860756

A single woman with a “career” - what part of that even remotely seems logical enough to justify having a baby. Target and career do not go together heather you are an employee ID number to them.

It really feels like she speaking directly to lol cow at this point. I wonder what her followers think when they see her talk as if people are gossiping about her

No. 1861009

>>1860756
>>1860757
>ropes in younger Ryan with promises of sex
>rawdogs him on first date
>fakes pregnancy scare two weeks later, publicly, on Facebook.
>ryan is understandabley concerned about getting baby trapped
>jk, she just forgot when her period happens
>Heather calls it" bad news" that she isn't pregnant
>Ryan is understandabley put off by her weird behavior
>Heather rewrites entire situation for pity points when he ultimately breaks up with her
Does she forget that she already publicly said that her period wasn't late, just that she forgot when it was happening and it was still a week out in the comments of the fb post? Did she forget she called this "bad news"? She's a walking red flag at this point.

No. 1861012

>>1861009
Samefag, but I want to clarify I might seem sympathetic towards babyryan, but he's still a retarded moid for rawdogging a deranged woman he met off a dating app on the first date. He's probably lucky she has "reproduction issues" or he very well could've become babydaddyryan.

No. 1861348

>>1860966
>someone insane enough to want to raise a baby from a tinder hookup
from a tinder hookup with someone else! if she had really been having pregnancy nausea, it would almost certainly have to have been from sex with ClockRyan four weeks previously

No. 1861355

>>1861002
Not to mention, even if you are a single woman with an actual career, having a baby is going to completely torpedo that. Farewell career, hello solo childcare.

No. 1861357

>>1861009
She thought the humblebrag would paint her as "responsible" rather than completely insane kek.

No. 1861375

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30 fucking dollars a week

No. 1861378

>>1861375
>Posts all her unopened responses
>Complains
This woman is so fucking predictable, it's sad.

No. 1861383

>>1860914
I was thinking about this, actually. Can that anon provide us with some screenshots? It souds hilarious.

No. 1861418

>>1861375
>paying for a dating app
Her desperation is so off-putting to me. And I think it's for off-putting Ryans too. She would have more success in dating if she at least pretended she wasn't desperate.

No. 1861475

>>1861375
why didn't she read any of the messages? That are normal first words to start a conversation, I've had worse first messages on social media from moids. She could at least have a look, talk a little bit with them and if they don't fit, tell them. So much money a week to not even take every chance that she can get?

No. 1861479

>>1861375
what is wrong with any of these? is she just looking for someone to be as crazy as her on the first contact? “oh spooky goth princess, I feel we are soulmates, &c &c”

No. 1861506

>>1860756
KEK HEATHER YOU FUCKING LIAR! If she's had this lifelong RH condition, why did she hop on FB and say these symptoms were "bizarre symptoms I've never had"? Did she never experience any symptoms at all until now when it's convenient for her? Her periods are clearly regular since she was able to suddenly realize she was still within the normal cycle after BabyRyan didn't receive the news well. Not to mention these are still period symptoms and too early to be from pregnancy, which she would have known. I want to believe she isn't flatout lying about reproductive issues just to hide the fact that she lied about the pregnancy in the first place but it's not looking too good. It is Heather afterall. Glad these couple of idiots didn't reproduce together.

No. 1861543

>>1861475
>>1861479
To pretend she's really selective and it's just so hard to find the perfect man. Right after taking the screenshot, she would've been opening and responding to every single one.

No. 1861636

>>1861375
>30 fucking dollars a week
this is exactly what she means when she says she "won't give up" on finding love
just throwing money at dating apps and throwing herself at ryans. she thinks she's actually doing something kek
she needs to fix herself first but she doesn't wanna have that conversation

>>1861543
100% this

No. 1861804

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Goth queen

No. 1861820

>>1861804
She looks like she belongs in Alabama. She might hav better luck marrying her cousin anyway.

No. 1861838

>>1861804
It’s such a nitpick but I can’t stand when she just says “hi” and “good mourning”. You’re vain as fuck, obviously you just want to post a selfie, just post the selfie.

No. 1861847

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Shut the fuck up about the sign

No. 1861856

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No. 1861891

>>1861847
oh, that fucking boring sign again… and why cuddle next to the sign, shall he lie on the floor or what?

>>1861856
yeah, you will find a boyfriend in the next few weeks, you will fuck him without protection, you will fake a pregnancy scare, you will be alone again and maybe, this time, you will be pregnant and a single mother, without friends, money and a brain.

No. 1861939

>>1861847
i want to believe she's doing a little trolling at this point because the way she worded that is so funny it feels ironic on purpose but idk if that's giving too much grace. what if we cuddled under the fucking sign again and we were both girls

No. 1861940

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so quirky

No. 1861956

>>1861940
oooh this arrangement is actually gorgeous to me. those clocks are lovely and really cool. a lot of her displays and collections look cluttered but this is nice. a simple "one of my favorite displays!" or "my doll and clock collection, love how his space came out (smile emoji)" would go such a long way in portraying a confident and happy self assured person deeply enjoying her hobby and having a positive attitude about herself and others. there is so so much insecurity in displaying your creativity or passion and immediately, repeatedly talking about how misunderstood it is and you are. it's so sad to me. there's a reason that kind of "you wouldnt get it" talk is so associated with unhappy angsty teens who haven't learned to like themselves yet and feel defensive constantly

No. 1861961

>>1861956
Yeah I agree it looks OK. But I think it's clean and simplified because it represents a recent relationship and not her own cluttered interest. It's her shrine to him. Eventually she'll cover it up with plants or owls or trains or pocket watches or w.e. when she actually gets over him

No. 1861972

>>1861940
Ngl absolutely love the weird little basket of babies, I just wish she'd shut up about males and imagine the great female friendships she could have

No. 1861990

>>1861940
This whole arrangement is just gorgeous to me. She's good at staging for photos. I second what nonna said >>1861972 if she'd ease up on the desperation, she'd probably have a few genuine friends to appreciate the antiques with. Minus her insufferable ass personality of course. Such a nice collection for someone so miserable and terminally online.

No. 1862008

>>1861956
I see what you’re saying but isn’t this in her bedroom, though? This 33 year old woman has like 40 antique dolls propped up and staring directly at her bed. Collecting antiques isn’t creepy but I do believe the men she brings home would tell her it makes them uncomfortable.

No. 1862015

>>1861940
I think it looks nice for an antique store display or something, but not just arranged this way for her bedroom. Like put the clocks in different parts of the house, hang some of the pictures, hang the stupid fucking cemetery sign even. Don’t just set them up facing the twin bed she sleeps in like they’re for sale.

No. 1862027

>>1861940
those are nice clocks
didn’t ClockRyan give her at least one of those?
have we seen any signs of life from the houseplant jungle lately?

No. 1862033

At this point she's just a white cisgendered closeted bi goth bad girl looking for an of age, consenting alive human male….and she has a very clear option if you catch my drift. Just has to be crazy enough to move to Casper Wyoming on a love mission, which she is so

No. 1862044

>>1862033
I do not catch your drift, who do you mean?

No. 1862047

>>1862033
Despite her U-Haul lesbian LARP Heather would never be able to stomach pussy.

No. 1862058

>>1862044
She means Heather needs to break kingcobrajfs' five year dry spell. It's a rocking good time that's most definitely what's up, toobz.

No. 1862070

>>1862015
Agreed. It's a decent collection, but it's kind of soulless looking to me. I feel like I'm looking at a stall in an antique mall, not someone's bedroom. The cheap white target shelves and empty white walls in >>1861847 really aren't helping either.

No. 1862203

>>1862015
I don’t think three giant clocks together looks nice for a room at all. Her collection could be cool if she toned it down and had less of it. One cool clock, a few dolls, etc. but it’s a big ass hoarded mess.

No. 1862215

>>1862203
agree. but she absolutely has to cram it all into one space so she can take a pic for IG and cry about how weird she is

No. 1862386

>>1861891
but on the plus side she gets to re-enact those holding hands pics in Gettysburg for the (third?) time.

No. 1862482

>>1862386
Kek I hope so. Same stairway, same overlook, same ripped black jeans and Journeys flower Docs, same death grip on NewRyan's unsuspecting limp hand.

No. 1862658

>>1861940
Sorry to the anons that love this arrangement, but it’s giving me claustrophobia. This might look cute in an antique shop window, but it would creep me out a little if my Tinder hookup’s bedroom looked like this. Not because of the spooky goffik ghosts or whatever, but because it looks…obsessive. Oddly sterile & lifeless. It looks like the bedroom of someone who never leaves their house and rearranges their toys all day in lieu of meaningful human relationships, which is exactly what Heather is and does. She’s right that she needs to find someone equally as obsessive as her, normie guys won’t be into this vibe for more than a novelty fling. She’d be a great partner for someone like ClockRyan if she wasn’t so batshit insane.

No. 1862663

>>1861939
>>1862386
I could really root for Heather if she was trolling, or at least displayed a bit of self awareness. On paper an unhinged antique hoarding Target manager who traumatizes random Tinder scrotes by forcing them to re-enact the same toxic relationship over & over (down to identical IG photo shoots) sounds kinda funny and based. She could be an irl Lifetime Movie Channel villain, but then you cut to her crying alone in her car for hours and it’s just sad.

No. 1862786

>>1862658
it does look obsessive, but in an "untreated BPD" way and not a spergy autism way. deep down, heather is a basic bitch. it's been said before, but she engages with all her hobbies in such a superficial way. she's not out there reading up on civil war history or finding out how clock mechanics work, she's just buying and hoarding shit she thinks looks goffic.

I think she would get bored/annoyed with any of those special interest autist ryans real quick if her flings lasted longer than a week kek. because at the end of the day, her dream ryan should have only one obsession, and that's her.

No. 1862787

>>1862786
adding to the last sentence, I think it's very interesting that she doesn't really seem to be into cluster B men who WOULD be that obsessive about her. she only seems to date these harmless dweebs that get scared off quick, which is very unlike a lot of fellow BPD women who seek out men that are equally as unhinged. i don't know if it's an unconscious self-preservation instinct (because those men are actually dangerous) or if it's because she's worried that she won't be able to manipulate and mold them to her wishes so she seeks out guys who are kinda shy and passive.

No. 1862794

>>1862786
I dont know, she seems pretty autistic to me. I know a lot of autistc girls who act the same way, their special interest is mediocre moids that they scare away with a lack of social skills and obsessive behaviour.(armchairing)

No. 1862854

>>1862794
Nta but people aren't "special interests" but with BPD they have this thing called "favorite person." For Heather her fps are the Ryans. And there are other things that point to BPD such as the fear of abandoment, playing the victim, extreme clinginess i.e. she tried to baby trap Ryan etc…

No. 1862903

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Just like everyone said, she posts those thirst trap tit pictures for specific Ryan's.

No. 1862905

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These pictures are not it. Especially the one in her blue prairie target dress looking like a corpse

No. 1862908

>>1862905
she carries on about her pictures but does nothing about actually improving her appearance
and then again, her appearance isn’t a problem compared to her totally insane personality

No. 1862948

>>1862905
Mormon aesthetic. Honestly with this collection of pictures BabyRyan shouldn't have even been surprised by the pregnancy talk, this screams boring mental disorder.

No. 1862951

>>1862854
Bpd and autism isnt exclusive you know. And autistc people can definity have a person/being in a relationship as their special interest. She also has mad autism eyes.

No. 1862996

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Back to this.

No. 1863000

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And this. Heather you don't feel like a ghost because of your perfectly normal interests, it's because your severe and untreated mental disorders have ostricized you from everyone you know and meet because it's fucking intolerable and cringey.

No. 1863016

>>1834322
Heather for the love of all. You need therapy. Your spoopy hobbies aren't what make you single and "not normal". Being "not normal" isn't what is wrong here. Your obsession with obtaining love is.
If those dumbfucks from TAPS had spouses and kids, it ain't the hobby.

No. 1863049

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No. 1863077

>>1863049
>I wish I had a reason to wake up in the morning
What is she talking about she exists to post selfies and share manic episodes on social media.

No. 1863235

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Bitch spent $100 on this today.

No. 1863238

>>1863235
Is she drowning in debt or is PA really that inexpensive?

No. 1863245

>>1863238
it's not like she has a social life or any hobbies - aside from buying tacky antiques - that she spends money on.

No. 1863316

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No. 1863323

>>1863316
Does she just think any shirt with some black in it is goth? Fairly certain my grandmother has that same shirt.

No. 1863350

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>>1863316
Okay, she has to be a troll. I've been wearing only black clothes for the last 20 years and I won't call myself goth because I don't listen to goth music, so how is that outfit, with the pale blue jeans close to anything goth at all. There is this joke that you should bring the goths inside in summer because they wear all black and get hot, but how would she know, she isn't goth, she is just her miserable self.(blogpost)

No. 1863397

>>1863316
Is it possible that she’s so retarded she thinks goth means something else?

No. 1863401

>>1863316
Is it just me, or is her unfiltered face is TOTALLY different from the close up pics she regularly posts? Like the shape of her face here looks nothing like >>1858702 I wonder if she posts so many selfies because it's the only time she appreciates her appearance

No. 1863411

>>1863401
I think it’s more that she never posts her face straight on, it’s always the same exact 3/4 view. So when you see her looking straight it just looks a lot different.

No. 1863508

>>1863316
It’s so weird how her home decorating style is so over-the-top twee, yet her fashion style is so frumpy & basic. You think she’d at least throw on a vintage nightgown or some filigree earrings or something to keep the vibe going, but no.

No. 1863563

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>>1863316
All she needs is a summergothRyan

No. 1863681

>>1863323

I think it’s more like she’s trying to flex that the fan is stamped by some funeral home. It’s just as gay and retarded as her cemetery sign.

No. 1863749

>>1863316
I can't appreciate her hoard because they're all mini-shrines of her ex-Ryan's. It's creepy as hell.

No. 1863831

>>1863749
It's the graveyard of former Ryans. Which is right up her alley.

No. 1863851

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>>1862794
Tbh she did used to have that autistic woman physiognomy that Maddie from the leftcow thread has.

No. 1863944

also her proportions are strange… her head always seems so big

No. 1864182

>>1863851
that is so bleak
in ten years she has advanced literally one step up the career ladder, from “person who rings stuff up at the cash register” to “person who sets up displays in the store”
like, not even “regional manager” at her age, let alone “buyer” or “executive”

No. 1864334

>>1864182
Heather is simple, no way could she hand anything else more complex than her job now. I'm actually surprised she can pay her bills on time.

No. 1864343

It's….it's EXACTLY the fricken same. Color, style, everything. I don't even think she touched up her roots.

What is this chick smoking and can I PLEASE have some?

It won't let me upload this OR add the imgur link in the box for it. Argh.

https://imgur.com/a/Zt3da1z

No. 1864371

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>>1864343
Kek looks like she just had her hair rolled up with a few socks for 20 minutes as usual. What exactly is new? Maybe it's the 3 strands of hair in the front being lightened up? Very true to Hag's nature- speaking of change with little to no noticeable proof. But I'm sure this is exactly what will finally get her a boyfriend for longer than a week.

No. 1864484

>>1864371
it's always the same music, the same expression, the same angle, you could post a selfie of her from 1 year ago and tell that it's new and I wouldn't be able to see a difference, because nothing changes about her.

No. 1864650

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She is completely deranged.

No. 1864657

>>1864650
Ik people have said this before, but she went from comfort cow to horror cow.
She used to be more subtle and now she's all "look I'm desperate." Looking forward to her midlife crisis.

No. 1864669

>>1864657
Yeah, I won't be surprised if she has some kind of breakdown or does something really out there in the near future

No. 1864677

>>1864650
One of these days she’s finally going to find the unhinged BPD moid she’s been searching for and realize there are far worse fates than being single.

No. 1864701

>>1864650
I want my Halloween milk, therefore she has to find a ZombieRyan by the 14th of October. They can go to a Halloween party, ZombieRyan will never leave her side at the party and the next day, she will tell us, how he fell out of the bed while they had unprotected sex and he somehow broke his leg and now she has to care for him. And just like that, we will finally get AnnieHeather, caring for ZombieRyan, playing some Taylor Swift music to him, cooking ready-made meals for him, decorating his plaster case with some spooky doll stickers and always showing him her special graveyard sign.
I'm so sry, I'm tired, the heat is killing my last braincells and I want Halloween milk

No. 1864726

>>1864701
She went to a convention back in her gaming days and went crying because she "had too much sex with a guy who looked like Chris redfield and was wondering if she could be pregnant because the condom broke and they just kept going at it anyways".
The whole "I don't know when my period starts" is a complete lie and she's been having unsafe sex for a really long time. I'm surprised she hasn't caught an std yet. She's always been trying to baby trap someone because she wants someone to pay for her way basically. Piggy back ride to success kind of thing. She uses people who are popular in the field, then throws them away as soon as she gets what she wants. When she was gaming she would think she was shit, but was called out several times for using other people's footage and putting her name on it or having her boyfriends of the time doing the gaming for her. She has zero talent. Always has and always will unfortunately. She just needs to get some therapy and expand her social setting. She won't tho, once you hit a certain age and get used to certain patterns it's really hard to break this habits. She has an addiction issue and that's addiction to attention.

No. 1864727

>>1864701
Ha! You might just get your milk nonna, that whole scenario is entirely possible.

No. 1864949

>>1864657
But she's totally submerged in moid attention. See >>1861375
Her DMs are probably 90% "Hey babe…" in response to posts like these.
What she's doing is effective at attracting men but it attracts the men who are hunting for wounded animals. These posts she's doing are intentional (3/4 head tilt and sadgirl caption) and I bet they work for what she's trying to do, her DMs will light up like an xmas tree. It's like putting up a neon sign that says "COME HURT ME."
That's what >>1864677 is saying and I agree except it's worse than BPD moids, she's making herself a prime target for sociopaths who are actually attracted to her primarily because they can abuse her.

No. 1865101

>>1864371
The exact same pose, head tilt and smile is just so creepy!

No. 1865463

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No. 1865517

>>1865463
>foot fet babies
what the fuck heather. also it looks like she has skin tags all over her legs kek

No. 1865594

>>1865463
That's… that's not how a foot fet works kek. That doughy knee is all I see.

No. 1865672

She’s got her hot girl voice on and her tits out in her recent stories. She definitely met a Ryan.

No. 1865682

>>1865463
She can't do anything ever without relating it to attracting males

No. 1865715

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But she doesn’t even fucking read? In her own words has said she hates it actually.

No. 1865731

>>1865715
Reading for Heather means looking at the pictures

No. 1865748

>>1865715
Maybe she met a Ryan who likes to read.

No. 1865820

>>1865748
ReadingRyan arc would be fucking delightful, let’s go!

No. 1865862

>>1865715
she meant reading this threads

No. 1865889

>>1865820
Inb4 Heather shows off her bookshelf full of new books with completely uncreased spines. She'll read the cliff notes of books and somehow deeply relate it to her extravagant life of stacking cans at Target and being desperate on social media. It just so happens that she has ReadingRyan's favorite book currently in her shopping cart. She's heard of it but was just waiting for a good recommendation for it. She hasn't read anything so meaningful and touching ever since she discovered the works of the esteemed Dr. Seuss. Her new hobby is sitting at a gravesite with a good cup of black coffee or tea, in deep thought wondering exactly why Sam I Am's friend refuses to simply try the green eggs and ham.

No. 1865929

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Goes to this Gettysburg nerdout, knows loads of people there, people willingly hang out and take photos with her, yet
>I have no one. So lonely. No friends. Only internet.
Jeez Hag, make a fucking effort. Or is it that this particular brand of friend doesn’t interest you?

No. 1865932

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Sage because last week’s update, but even though this potential Ryan was joking he’s actually pretty on the money, psychologically at least.

No. 1865948

>>1865929
I'm guessing she's one of those "friends" who just show up wherever you are and you let them hang out with you because you're there to have a good time and their mental health is clearly relying on it. Either way that's more interaction than a lot of people have access to. It's interesting because on one hand, Hag would love nothing more than to humblebrag about doing anything she thinks would make her seem cool and deserving of attention. But on the other hand, she loves to portray herself as a perpetual victim and outcast to get attention. Seems like she does the latter when she's on the active hunt for a Ryan and the former when she thinks she has a hook on a Ryan. She wants to seem worthy of his attention because look how super social and fun she suddenly is! Everybody wants a piece of… that.

No. 1865953

>>1865932
I’m a very nice girl…says the bitch that manages to pregnancy trap and act like a completely unhinged version of Fatal Attraction & Single White Female in under 4 weeks of dating someone.

No. 1865960

>>1865889
KEK, she’d unironically do this. Her reading era would last less than 24 hours tho

No. 1866283

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No. 1866411

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No. 1866447

>>1864726
That's interesting to hear, do you have any proofs of her using her ex's clips as her own? Or ss of her being called out on it?

No. 1866463

>>1866447
It happened almost 14 years ago, everything would have been on her KittyRavage or Jill_Bsaa accounts but she went about deleting comments and anything throwing shade at her. She would play the woe is me card and her "followers" would jump on anyone she pointed at. She was known in the RE5 community as a slut because she would send nudes to any of the top players and then they would take her under their wing she'd use them to rank up on versus, she would also do cam shows for guys who were taken and purposefully would single out guys who were taken. There even was a website called re5drama and a lot of her antics where on there, shed dox people and bully girls she was threatened by and etc. but the website shut down and when it did everything she did went with it. A lot of her old call of duty clips are down as well and those were the clips in question. But due to everything being PS3, AOL messenger and etc. Nothing was capped or screen shotted unfortunately. It was back in the day before people really did that.

No. 1866579

>>1866411

The last dating app message she posted was literally fetishizing her spoopiness tho?

No. 1866774

>>1866463
This is interesting, thanks anon. Wonder if it's possible for the Wayback machine to have the re5drama site, or even the old clips?

No. 1866812

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>>1866283
Jesus fucking Christ. So get in touch with any of the many people you hung out with at the weekend then? If this is her way of trying to bring people in, no one is attracted by this soul-sucking sympathy grabbing game. It’s really fucking draining. Why not just get in touch with any of the girls you hung out with and say hey girl what are you up to etc. Carry the conversation on, no? This is some bullshit and I have zero sympathy for it. I suspect Hag thinks that having friends and a boyfriend means never spending a second of your life feeling alone. It’s so interminably childish. As ever, seek help. From a professional, not chode.

No. 1866877

>>1866812
I think she doesn't reach out to them because she doesn't really want friends. She seems to think the whole carrying on alone thing fits into this romantic "goth" fantasy of hers, but at the end of the day women have no place in her life.

No. 1866944

>>1866411
Because what people look for in a partner is someone who self-identifies as "sad." Nothing hotter than a womanchild who mopes constantly, right?

No. 1866958

>>1866411
I can't stand when she calls herself spooky or "weird". Bitch I can't fall asleep unless I hear someone getting murdered on Law & Order SVU in the background and that's not even weird, your stupid fucking cemetery parking sign really ain't shit.

No. 1867028

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Sage for autism but look at this cow crossover near miss. That would be a combination made in hell.

No. 1867104

>>1866958
Exactly, serial killer and true crime and horror have been normie interests for a long, long time now. Definitely not something to make anyone an outcast, anywhere. At this point she uses her so-called macabre hobbies as a scapegoat so she never has to blame her terminal loneliness on her black hole of a personality and mental issues.

No. 1867176

>>1867028
Heather, Syd is in your space, I hope you don’t have hemorrhoids.

No. 1867244

>>1867028
BPD birds of a feather.

No. 1867574

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She always looks the exact same, from the frizzy hair, wild facial expressions, same outfits… she could easily have taken 100 pictures one day two years ago and reused them all this time and I wouldn't know the difference.

No. 1867673

>>1867574
frizzanon, you are getting annoying and recognizable with the frizzy hair calling out. of all the ways heather does herself dirty, this is your thing?
i'd rather have clayryan's really obvious ex with her very long paragraphs

No. 1867682

>>1867574
>>1867673

different anon here but her hair should be called out, she looks insane. i mean, more insane (dem eyes). she clearly puts a lot of time into her shitty laughable appearance, why not get some product to tame the top of that fried mess? also, i cannot get over her weird body. she looks like a fat girl but also not fat? she's like a real life optical illusion. she looks stumpy, wide, and heavy

No. 1867689

>>1867682.
Yeah she is def not fat but the way she dresses emphasizes her stumpiness. Maybe it's the skinny jeans and the weird types of shirts she wears. I'll bet in her mind all she cares about is showing cleavage for potential hosts/target ryans. Tbh this pic isn't as bad as I've seen bc at least she's not mixing several clashing prints?

No. 1867828

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>>1867574
kek, for one second I thought you posted an old picture, because picrel from two month ago looks nearly the same, only difference are the boots and the shirt.

No. 1867947

>>1867828
Saw this as last post, genuinely thought it was this one >>1867574 and that no one had posted for hours. Keke.
That anon(s) who said it’s Groundhog Day for real, it really is.

No. 1868011

>>1867574
>>1867828
It's even the same RESTROOM kek don't ever change Heather

No. 1868064

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Cleveland is a shit hole, why is she so obsessed with it and Ohio recently? It doesn’t seem like she has a new ryan?

No. 1868196

>>1868064
If she's posting about it, it's ryan related. I'm assuming she has a target lined up, he's an ohio-ryan, and she's dropping ohio references because it's one of the things she knows about him

No. 1868209

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Her and Jaimie Lynn Spears look so much alike. Both need some lip filler.

No. 1868291

>>1868011
Don't worry, she won't.

No. 1868364

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Don't threaten me with a good time, Heather. I've been waiting for this arc to manifest for years.

No. 1868622

>>1868364
I wonder if she would consider >>1857130 a date with her ghost Ryan.

No. 1868913

>>1868364
>state of the dating scene
>has somehow surfaced tons of viable ryans but scares them all off by being a batshit wedding planner two weeks in
>literally just needs some chill and to dial it back 500%

No. 1868923

>>1868364
I’ve been wondering why she doesn’t go the Womb Wizard way of ghost lovers. please let this happen!

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No. 1869114

>>1869066
This is quite the statement for someone so average and plain looking. She styles herself horribly and looks even worse when she's doing her best goth LARP with her black Target attire. Same autist hairstyle everyday complete with the frizz of damaged hair at the top. Doesn't help that she does that same soulless stare and eerie smile into the camera in every pic. Wouldn't say she's ugly- she just looks as boring and uninteresting as she actually is. But none of that matters because her personality is the real relationship repellent.
And each time she retells this story it gets more melodramatic kek. Poor Hag can't even post her mental breakdowns to the internet without people questioning her mental state.

No. 1869160

File: 1689996790434.png (2.01 MB, 1018x1754, ghostryan.png)

Talking about her 22 year old Civil War Ryan again

No. 1869164

>>1869066
no sane guy likes desperation period, but shes so socially retarded, insecure and entitled she thinks she deserves one and that this is completely normal behavior. shes lucky a true abusive murderous predator hasnt caught wind of her.

No. 1869174

>>1865932
>I promise I’m actually a very nice girl
Sounds like something someone who has several Ryans buried under her house would say.

No. 1869221

>>1869160
Does she fucking set her camera up and take pictures of herself at these places? That’s so fucking weird.

No. 1869226

>>1869066
This is literally such bullshit, why would doll collectors have issue with urbex and antiques? idk if she is just too dumb to realise it was her husband and troon pal on sockpuppets or she genuinely belives that people who collect dolls would somehow be terrified of abandoned buildings and cemetaries, despite most normies thinking dolls are creepy in the exact same way. It does not compute

No. 1869228

>>1869226
Also reminder I have been in the doll community for over half a decade and never once seen someone mention her name, the harassment campaign didn't come from us. I actually only know about her due to lolcow.

No. 1869231

>>1869164
>she thinks she deserves one
The incel entitlement and thinking it's just a game to win or an item to purchase is really awful, the way she approaches relationships is so fake and transactional. Reminds me of how men practice paragraphs, phrases and actions but times 1000 like she treats another human's life and time as a game prize. many men do the same but it adds irony to "toxic dating scene" when the insincerity, demanding entitledness, carelessness for other's feelings, careless attitude to sex, shallow but intense short relationships is the same toxic shit men do that women get traumatised by

No. 1869241

>>1869160
KEK. I knew it. Heather is really out here trying to date some dead 22yo. As if the kid didn't sufferer enough in his mortal life. I can't imagine any man from the 1800's would think too highly of a woman who has slept with
something like 10-15 men in the past couple years. She'd likely seem a prostitute to men of that era.

No. 1869263

>>1869160
The only Ryan that will never leave her over her BPD antics

No. 1869322

>>1869241
Add in that the number 22 is a thing amongst Swifties. I wonder if that’s one of the “coincidental” things she’s talking about kek

No. 1869386

>>1866958
>Bitch I can't fall asleep unless I hear someone getting murdered on Law & Order SVU in the background
megacringe

No. 1869438

>>1869386
Ikr? Some of these nonnas are closer to Heather than they think kek

No. 1869439

>>1869066
Fixed it.

>Long story short, I got laughed at and trolled when I switched-up my content from kawaii shit to goth larp (although I was an ACTUAL GOTH at school let me show you this one photo I have) which was only because my obsession with Ryan (the actual Ryan) began. I was rightly accused of having a personality disorder, specifically BPD, but refuse to get any treatment as I don’t believe there is anything wrong with the way I act, and, in fact, I will just rewrite history when anyone says anything mean (but true) about me. I had to validate myself constantly because I am in deep denial about any personality flaws I may have. I used lots of people such as my so-called friends to fulfil my own needs such as stalking, cheating and so on. Anyway, I was also trying to leave a relationship I was bored with so started fucking someone else and even when my husband totally busted me I carried on doing whatever the fuck I wanted anyway because that’s what I wanted to do and no one can stop me being unapologetically Heather. It’s taken 4 long years for me to never shut the fuck about this stuff and I still refuse to go to therapy or accept any responsibility for anything I do.

No. 1869446

>>1869241
Rooting for a phantom pregnancy scare in 2 weeks. After all, what’s more spoopy and goffik than birthing a ghost child?

No. 1869448

>>1869439
Which one of Heather’s exes is this? It’s too lengthy and bitter for a farmer.

No. 1869456

>>1869448
Just my autism showing, nonita.

No. 1869486

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It’s always some communities fault, not the fact that she’s certified insane

No. 1869489

>>1869439
Spot on translation. (It still cracks me up that the "goth" photos of Heather are obviously taken at a Halloween party, too.)

No. 1869501

>>1869486

I’m a good person, I’m nice to everyone.
I’m not a monster.

Says the bitch that makes Fatal Attraction & Single White Female look like Hallmark movies.
Who raw dogs randoms/spreads disease and tried to baby trap a guy after less than 3 weeks of dating.

Totally everyone else’s fault some guy blocked her and not her dangerously untreated personality disorder.

No. 1869521

>>1869486
I think the fact she truly believes she’s just uwu misunderstood and bullied by every community on earth is the scariest thing about her. She truly doesn’t grasp how disordered she is, even with everyone she meets telling her she needs help. Any guy who adds her on social media is bound to block her quickly because she spews insanity 24/7.

No. 1869522

>>1869486
Heather thinks too highly of herself. No one knows of or cares about her to the extent she thinks kek. If you're so provably crazy by strangers on the internet, it's time to step back and see you're the problem. The guy could have easily googled her name and saw all her psycho antics. Good thing that fake pregnancy scare is nice and recent. That would ward off even the slowest of scrotes.

No. 1869539

>>1869486
is she seriously saying that the tombstone fandom is cockblocking her

No. 1869610

>>1869486
did she never think about the fact that people can use google and find those posts here and then, well, run for their freedom and sanity?

No. 1869622

>>1869486
>Acts like an absolute menace all over dating sites for years
>"falls in love" and has extremely intense relationships over weeks which go up in flames as her demands and moodswings increase
>starts getting bunny boiler tier when she's faking pregnancy scares two weeks in
>dumbass males finally start interacting and warning each other (actually very rare that men will get involved in this way, that's how bad she is)
>heather: how could this happen

That or he just googled her name and found the threads. But really she is straight up traumatising these guys at this point, the way she treated clockryan and babyryan was over the line, and she can't expect to keep having an endless pool of new victims to play "boyfriend" with. people communicate and post their experiences online and off. She really should have dialed it down years ago, because eventually she will not even be able to get any new Ryans to play with due to being too notorious.

No. 1869707

>>1869622
I don’t get why cows blame the farms for their romantic setbacks, all we do is collect the crazy things THEY say & do in one place. She would’ve scared every Ryan away with or without our help bc her behavior is consistently unhinged. This thread just gives moids a sneak preview of the hell that awaits them, but they can just as easily learn by scrolling through her social media for 5 minutes. And none of it even hurts her chances; moids still flood her DMs daily on some “I can fix her” shit. Her pattern over the years is to blame different communities for her problems to avoid looking in the mirror.

Hey Heather, I know you’re a Swiftie so here are some lyrics for your next titty selfie reel:
>IT’S ME
>HI
>I’M THE PROBLEM IT’S ME

No. 1869712

>>1869486
Why is she assuming that someone told this guy about her? Is it not more probable that if she was talking to this guy for a few days he saw posts like >>1868364 >>1869066 and realized she was crazy? Also who would “warn” him about her? How would they even know he matched with her. The last two Ryans were LDRs. Why is it the fucking. Tombstone “community.” I have so many questions I don’t understand her reasoning.

No. 1869716

>>1869501
>spreads disease
Did I miss an STD scare or something?

No. 1869722

what’s Heather’s family life like? I know she lived with her mom/parents until like last year. what’s their relationship like? does she have siblings? I’m trying to understand why she’s like this and I realized that even though I’ve been following her threads practically since they started, I don’t know anything about her background other than the divorce/her online antics.

No. 1869733

>>1869722
Her mom doesn't like her, to say the least

No. 1869763

>>1869722
I'm also interested in knowing this. With the way Heather portrays her life, you'd think she has no family. From what I read on the earlier threads, she has an older and younger sister. Idk if anything else about them has ever been posted.
Heather also claimed in the past her parents "wouldn't allow her" to move back in because they voted for Trump.?? That's about all I know.

No. 1869785

>>1869722
Same. She never, ever mentions her family. Is her dad around? Does she never visit with her aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins…? And she has more than 200 fb friends, are all of those just people she knows from online?? Did she go to uni or college or what?

She’s such an empty person.

No. 1869811

>>1869722
She has a sister who she claimed tried to kill her and used that to get her ex to move her to San Francisco. She also had her sister on the mic and camera several times. Before all that she was super reclusive and she was very promiscuous sexually wise while living with her parents. She hated living them and would reach out to guys and beg them to move her out to their place. She even contacted a gamer who lived in Saudi and begged him to move her in with him because " my sister is crazy and my family hates me". So she moved to San Francisco and became even more reclusive and refused to socialize with anyone other than online. Then Adam happened, she moved in with him but his parents kicked them out because they despised her because he had a gf before her they all loved and if I'm not mistaken they were engaged and it broke off because he cheated on her with Heather. So they kicked me out, she moved back in with her parents and started her "heather sparkles" phase because she was cut out of her grandpas will for being the problem child and he said he'd include her if she cleaned up her act. Que the major shift in style and appearance and Adam and her moved back with her family for a while, saved up enough, moved out. She went bat shit crazy, threw the abusive trope and that's how she got her parents to take her back.

Sorry for the long post, but that's all the information I was know.

No. 1869813

>>1869811
>So they kicked me out

No. 1869829

>>1869486

I thought she has no friends in the community - how would anybody know her enough to even have anything to say

No. 1869842

>>1869813
That was a typo, my mistake y'all we all know she wouldn't say this stuff about herself, she's too busy being the victim. Plus everything this is from us from the beginning threads.
>>1869811

No. 1869897

File: 1690153316711.png (4.71 MB, 1290x2796, IMG_2687.png)

I guess her diets over and since when did she smoke weed? Is there a 420ryan on the horizon

No. 1869955

>>1869897
She doesn't..She's a deranged child and would've laughed it it was #69(learn2sage)

No. 1870086

>>1869897
I think Femryan was a weed smoker, and when they broke up she mocked him for it, so she's a narc with dad joke humor.

No. 1870330

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Whiplash time. We’re at that stage in the cycle…again.

No. 1870342

>>1870330
She still doesn't get it but we can add "photography" to the list of reasons she believes she's alone. Also, that tear, jfc.

No. 1870362

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No. 1870375

>>1870362
>>1870330
She deleted all of these

No. 1870398

>>1870362
god if i was a lesser woman i’d post all of heather’s whining on r/NotLikeOtherGirls and reap the karma. it’s just so pathetic and whiny.

No. 1870399

>>1870362
I get irrationally irritated by Heather because of her stupid antique floor lamp with the bridge arm, that she doesn't put a shade on. Like, she found this lamp at a store without it's (probably glass) shade and is so dumb that she thinks that's how it's supposed to be? I bet people rip her off all the time.

No. 1870441

>>1870330
Yes Heather, because everyone knows photographers can't have friends?

No. 1870502

>>1870362
We all know it's not a house herp a derp. Stop calling it that.

No. 1870512

>>1870441
she doesn’t want friends
she only wants a Ryan

No. 1870533

>>1870330
But she was at a convention not long ago, met nice people that didn't hate her and probably didn't tell her that she isn't meant to be loved. So, those people just don't exist and don't count? She is so unbelievable annoying with her whole whining how lonely she is. Well, if she feels so lonely, why not volunteer in a retirement home and spend some time with the people there, who are most likely truly lonely.

No. 1870611

>>1870362
She types the same shit over and over and over, its fascinating. She must have some kind of OCD. I wonder if she says this stuff at work?

No. 1870632

>>1870375
She also deleted a slew of screenshots of her trying a goth dating site. Then claims she doesn’t want a goth boyfriend, but a historian boyfriend. Hahah

No. 1870663

>>1869716
Barebacking dudes you met off the internet on the first date is an STD scare but no, nothing more specific than that

No. 1870667

>>1870362
> my antiques are cockblocking me

No. 1870752

>>1870533
Kek imagine Heather thinking about anyone else but herself for once and volunteering at an elder housing facility. She'll be scrolling on her phone the whole time then post about how she talked to so many old people that gave her their first hand experiences with historic events.
On another note Heather doesn't know true loneliness. It's just a mating call she uses to attract desperate scrotes to occupy her time. Her problem is she's always exclusively looking for her next boyfriend to obsess over. She doesn't want to meet people. And given how unlikable, whiny, annoying and shallow she is, absolutely no one will entertain her long enough before they realize she's a lost cause. She's not only scaring off the Ryans- she's scaring off absolutely everyone with a functioning brain.

No. 1870798

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>>1870611
Point in case, here we are in stories now, flexing the All Men Are Trash part of the cycle
>back on bumble
>guy talking to me, he liked spooky shit
>well, like pop culture spooky shit, not real spooky shit like I like
>anyway we were getting on
>then I get a chat ended notification and he’s unmatched me
>Men. Are. Trash.
>maybe I’ll just get a toy and give it a name
>that can be my boyfriend
Then…crash zoom into
>I know what you’re all going to say
>I don’t deserve love
>I get loads of messages telling me to lose weight and if I were skinny I’d find someone
Bitch what? No, we rip you here. I don’t believe for one second anyone is messaging you that shit. So lay off the sheetz and ice cream then. Go film yourself puffing on the treadmill at the gym again. Better still, don’t film yourself, and actually get in shape. But no one is telling you that you HAVE to.

No. 1870847

>>1870798
Yeah I don't believe anyone told her to lose weight and the other dumb shit. I bet the recent dude she was talking to googled her and saw all the crazy shit.

No. 1870863

>>1870798
her personality is her main problem
I don’t think there is a single person here who thinks otherwise

No. 1871023

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She deleted this

No. 1871037

>>1871023
This women is deranged.

No. 1871040

>>1871023
She's so fucking selfish. I doubt there's a single person on this earth who can say that they have ever poured their heart out to Heather. God she's psycho, the mascara made me shudder.

No. 1871046

>>1871023
She’s such an energy vampire. She seems relieved now, but when that BPD emptiness starts to creep back in in another hour or two, she’ll be crying into her insta stories again like nothing happened.

Get medicated, Heather.

No. 1871051

>>1871023
Imagine being around someone who operates at this level of intensity at all times. It would be soul-draining. If she tried to imagine herself from someone else's perspective for like, one second, and she might be on the way to changing how she acts. But that will never happen.

No. 1871057

>>1871023
Not gonna lie, she looks super cute here

No. 1871072

>>1871046
If she has BPD, medication probably won’t work. She needs therapy

No. 1871078

>>1870798
>well, like pop culture spooky shit, not real spooky shit like I like
she is like those religious freaks telling everyone that only their god is real and all the others are fake

>>1871023
Someone, not a friend, not a family member, just someone. Imagine how draining it has to be to know her in real life, it's already draining for us seeing her behaviour and we can close the browser anytime and make her go away fast.

No. 1871089

>>1871023
>someone
someRyan

No. 1871095

>>1871089
My guess is Rumham, he seems to be the only one who puts up with this nonsense.

No. 1871104

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>>1871023
Real life Alex Forrest

No. 1871173

>>1871095
Normally I would agree but I don't think she'd dare to use the word "soul" if it was him because she's such a blatant friend-zoner. "Spilling my entire soul" is just Heather gearing everyone up for her next whirlwind "romance". I hope SoulRyan finds these threads.

No. 1871191

>>1871095
Gets my vote too. But hey, Rumham, she’s never gonna fuck you.

No. 1871299

>>1871191
I wouldn't be so sure. We thought that about PapeRyan & they dated before he became another "fuck boy"

No. 1871328

>>1871104
This is your fourth Fatal Attraction post. It wasn't funny the first time.
>>1871046
It seems like it already wasn't enough for her. If she was satisfied, why post about it on her socials and immediately delete?

No. 1871360

>>1871328
Pipe down. What are you, the official reference counter?(sage your shit)

No. 1871390

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No. 1871393

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No. 1871423

>>1871393
Kek, where is Ryan to save poor Heather from the spooky ghost

No. 1871427

>>1871393
Your house is probably a one bedroom apartment…………. So desperate for attention.

No. 1871479

>>1871057
you are one of those paul dano nonnies aren't you

>>1871299
Was paperyan the gay looking one she broke up with for being "too religious" or something? He was probably the closest thing to a good match she has had yet, but I guess not rawdogging until marriage is a big dealbreaker for heather.

No. 1871499

>>1871393
But maybe it was CivilWarGhostRyan and he just wanted to finally meet her and be her boyfriend.

No. 1871510

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It’s the spot on that tower she takes all the Ryan’s to on the first date

No. 1871515

>>1871393
Just tell the ghost you might be pregnant Heather, that should scare him away!

God I wish she'd get some fucking therapy and medication. Her endless spiraling isn't even milky at this point, just bleak and sad.

No. 1871517

>>1871510
An unlucky Ryan is going to get pushed off that tower one day, mark my words.

No. 1871593

>>1871499
When your untreated personality disorder is so severe that you scare away ghosts

No. 1871618

>>1871393
She's clearly never had a panic attack if she thinks this qualifies. Getting a big spike in anxiety is sucks, but it isn't the same as sweating, shaking, being unable to breathe and feeling like you're having a heart attack. Someone in the midst of a panic attack would not be able to go searching their house for an intruder.

No. 1871620

>>1871191
I genuinely think she has already fucked him. She's made several documented references to it when talking about the time they shared a hotel room.

No. 1871714

>>1871593
Imagine a movie where a cute (remember, it's a movie, not reality) looking lonely white girl visits a haunted mansion and all you see throughout the movie is how she is alone, scrolling on her phone, one Ryan after another popping up on the screen and all the ghosts try to get away from the place they are usually forced to spook, because they are afraid their energy will get sucked away by that cute (still a movie) looking white girl and they might disappear forever because of her.

No. 1871723

>>1871714
Imagine a documentary about Loneliness where they just follow regular plain-ass Heather around watching her scroll her phone for hours and hours, cry in her car and bathtub, take thirst trap selfies in Target pajamas, and lisp whisper to herself that it's everyone else's fault while she passes out eating tater tots on her tiny apartment floor. Riveting.

No. 1871739

>>1871618
She’s the fucking worst. Of course it’s not a panic attack. It’s a panic that no one is paying attention to me for a second attack.

No. 1871801

>>1871510
She looks like that crazy chick who attacked a dudes car with a knife, had her mom come up and immediately played victim and then smashed her face into the window and lost a tooth. Also looks crazy like the crazy eat your vegetables lady.
Have a feeling she will end up like that. And I'm down for it.

No. 1871843

>>1871510
>favorite place in the world
>has never left the USA
>has expressed that she never wants to
Imagine your favorite place in the whole world is some boring metal tower in the middle of some mostly flat forest. She's not just empty, but unimaginative.

No. 1872174

>>1871510
>>1871843
A metal tower overlooking a parking lot. Breathtaking. And she really wants to get married there?? The place where she brings all of her other Ryans and takes their hand pictures? Fucking batshit lunatic.

No. 1872190

>>1871723
kek, I love your idea, guess Werner Herzog could make a good documentary like that about her

>>1871510
can I get a Halloween Wedding with a ZombieRyan? Please, I'm asking very nicely and we all would like some new milk and are tired of her crying and whining all day long, I guess.

No. 1872863

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Who’s the lucky Ryan then? Hideous stories in which she fails to fire a straw at one of these goobers, plus bonus breathless tittering and sniggering. Vomitrocious.

No. 1872903

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>>1872863
This guy is literally doing the Virgin Walk

No. 1872910

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She loves bouncing her tits around and giggling with men she will never fuck.

No. 1872921

>>1872910
>men she will never fuck
I mean…let's just pray she googled contraception methods in between the last Ryan and whichever lucky guy she picks from these

No. 1872981

>>1872863
Why in the world would she think this is a good picture? She looks like a diseased wet rat.

No. 1873001

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>>1872910
You're not kidding. Jiggle physics turned up to 11 for these humble Ryanlets.

No. 1873086

>>1871714
So its Beetlejuice except with Heather Sparkles instead of Winona Ryder and the ghosts have had enough of her shit

No. 1873111

>>1872910
all these guys look so inbred

No. 1873166

>>1873111
As a Pennsylvania resident (not from here though) I can confidently tell you that’s what 90% of Pennsylvanians look like. Not an attractive state.

No. 1873190

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Here we go again.

No. 1873197

>>1873001
Lmaooo the BPD is really jumping out here

No. 1873215

>>1873190
Fucking yessss my money is on LongHairVirginRyan from the Goober Brothers >>1872910.

No. 1873218

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>>1873166
What do you mean, nona?

No. 1873257

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Thats funny, she's a week early. Said she gets it "around the 6th" before.

No. 1873277

>>1873190
My favourite stage, when she's romantic and acting like she found someone special for the 7,000th time, shortly before setting it on fire because BPD in 5-14 business days

No. 1873301

>>1873257
Good catch, Nona. Over time the dates shift earlier and earlier but it takes much longer than one month to move by an entire week.
>t. periodsplaining
I wonder which is the lie and which is the truth. As usual the common denominator is manipulating men into giving her attention
>>1873218
Tragic

No. 1873302

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No. 1873313

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Time for the new Ryan soft launch pics

No. 1873343

>>1873313
She seems to have a very unique and goffik routine of bringing them back for pizza on the first date, is it the virgin with the slipon shoes? There's two watchfags pictured so it could be either one, she's getting deeper into autist territory I feel. I hope she doesn't give this one a week of crying instagram stories declaring it True Luv only to be forgotten the next week, as she did to the last autist she snared.

No. 1873357

>>1872863
oh, poor, poor Heather, she is so, so lonely, everyone hates her and no one wants to spend time with her…

>>1873086
kek, still, Winona Ryder was a teenager, Heather is an adult woman, but maybe Beetlejuice 2 will have that plot

>>1873313
93 days until Halloween, you can do it, Heather, I believe in you and I can't wait for my tasty Halloween milk.

No. 1873370

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>>1873313
>>1873343
from the hairy arms and the watch it's this one, I think

No. 1873374

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>>1873313
GoofRyan confirmed. I am so rooting for this one, and your Halloween Drama, HDramanon. Honesty, I am rooting for this to work out. It seems like she’s met this Ryan in the Real World and hung out with his little Goober Gang. Fingers crossed Hagwatchers.
What shall we call him?

No. 1873388

>>1873374
kek! I was checking which of the moids arms were the hairiest. We should have known it was this one because she was flirting with him in the most mature way by spitting the paper from her straw into his face.

No. 1873431

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>>1873388
Peak junior school hair pull and pinching technique. He’s obviously fucked off home because the attention seeking has started.

No. 1873458

>>1873374
He looks kinda like KingCobraJFS

No. 1873459

>>1873458
i was thinking the exact same thing… can we call him cobraryan

No. 1873480

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Here we go.

No. 1873491

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He already has her on his insta profile, maybe she finally found one as codependent as she is.

No. 1873493

>>1873491
The axe man. Like the serial killer.

No. 1873495

>>1873374
AxeRyan.

No. 1873507

I just have to point out Hags went into an abandoned tunnel (?) with a guy she just met and his gang of troglodyte friends. She either is fine with being murdered or she wanted a Steven King’s ‘It’ style sewer gangbang.

No. 1873511

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>>1873507
She met him at that battlefield bash or whatever. He's in some paranormal group! That'll help her reputation in the community when they crash and burn in 2 weeks

No. 1873512

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Samefag but off their website

No. 1873517

>>1873511
I don't think this is the same guy, I found multiple pictures of him and his beard is clearly red, while Heather's one is blond. They also have different glasses, and the paranormal group's Instagram has no connection to either the axeman profile or Heather's profile.

No. 1873518

>>1873511
He is atrocious to look at but look at Hags actually meeting someone organically at an event involving her interest! Wonder why she was on apps when this Prince Charming was waiting in the wings (the answer is he is a solid 2).

No. 1873521

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>>1873517
It's the same guy. Here is a ss from his facebook. You can see that image of him to the left.

No. 1873522

>>1873521
Thank you, was about to post that bash pic too

No. 1873524

>>1873521
AYRT Ah thank you! I couldn't look at his FB since I don't have a profile. I guess the pictures on the paranormal group website are old and he has since grown out his hair and shortened his beard. I'm so happy it's actually him, all of that ghost hunting stuff is too perfect.

No. 1873528

>>1873511
Hmm, this one might actually last more than ~3 weeks. If only because, as a Certified Paranormal Investigator (CPI) and future member of the ParaNexus Anomalous Research Association (jfc), it probably takes a lot to scare him, kek

No. 1873550

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>>1873458
He looks like cobra if he didn’t abuse alcohol, smoking, and duster lmao

No. 1873561

>>1873495
I like this one. GoofRyan works too

No. 1873571

>>1873511
Oh great, now when she chimps out and scares this goofy Amish-looking moid away she can blame the entire “paranormal community” for her failure. Heather, I beg you to hold it together and avoid any pregnancy scares or meltdowns so you can finally get your dream metal tower wedding.

No. 1873626

>>1873491
>>1873480
The speed in which these people work is astounding, can't have been more than a day or two and they are FB official and in the bio, absolute madness.

No. 1873628

>>1873512
Ok I really want this one to work out now
>paranormal investigator
>met irl doing a fun activity
>local
praying on my hands and knees she doesn't fuck it up by inflicting her bpd moodswings on him, (she will, it is foretold, but I can pray) this seems like a good healthy start compared to picking up another checkshirt dating site moid

No. 1873637

>>1873001
Maybe FrizzAnon has infected me but HOW is the top of her head still full of flyaways when she's soaking wet ffs brush your damn hair

No. 1873689

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>>1873637
Here's a present for you and Frizzanon, nonita. This isn't a screencap, she actually posted this photo.

No. 1873727

>>1873550
Omfg this dude… wow. Just wow. He's an edgy dark cringe lord and she's a deranged clingy BPD nightmare. I sincerely, truly hope they start posting ultra cringe "dahkniss" pictures together.

No. 1873891

>>1873689
the fuck ghost possessed her to post this

No. 1873897

after seeing this new guy’s background/interests here
>>1873511
suddenly this panic attack post makes way more sense
>>1871393
always baiting the new ryan with their interests, excited for a new cycle to begin. are we placing bets? i am hoping halloween-anon gets their wish

No. 1874192

She hasn't posted a single thing about him on FB. While she did accept the relationship status…it's not publicly displayed on her profile like it usually is when she lands a new Ryan.

This tells me that she's either ashamed of CobraRyan (is this his moniker, fo' sho?), and was pressured into the relationship by their mutuals (or was just that desperate for any sort of affection) which means they might last 2 weeks, if that. Or by some miracle of miracles…she's growing and realizing that lovebombing online (and in general) and posting every little thing she does isn't fricken healthy.

With how absolutely shallow and hopeless she is though, I'ma vote for option one. Thoughts?

No. 1874270

>>1874192
Def option one cause he’s def the ugliest of the Ryan bunch

No. 1874355

>>1874270
lurchryan looks legitimately deformed though, this guy is just a normal PA dude (still very ugly)

No. 1874463

>>1874355
LurchRyan was a little more edgy and well dressed though, also had lots of tattoos. He was hands down uglier in the face than any of the others, but CobraRyan genuinely looks like he should be chewing tobacco somewhere in the deep south.

No. 1874576

>>1874192
For sure option 1. She obviously likes some Ryans over others, and shows that through posting. Look how insane she went over TrainRyan

Looks don't seem to matter though as she was also obsessed with BloodRyan

No. 1874923

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Does she even go for herself? It seems like the only time she gives a shit about the gym is when she's trying to woo a Ryan. I don't feel like this one would really care that she's built like Elon Musk.

No. 1874954

>>1874923

What a waste of time 40 min on the treadmill does fuck all for you. Next up in stories is gonna be a sheetz receipt with a cheese danish on it.

No. 1874974

>>1874923
she went to the gym to walk two miles and she’s calling this a weight loss journey? KEK no wonder she’s shaped like a fridge… er, spooky antique icebox

No. 1875029

>>1874954
>>1874974
What do you expect her to do, run a marathon to start off this "journey"? We all know this will be her last day on the treadmill this week, but I hate when nonnas can't admit that a cow has done something positive for once

No. 1875031

>>1874192
maybe, just maybe, she learned something from her past 500 mistakes? The guy seems more chill and grown up than the others before. It also seems that because of him she got introduced to new people and they seem to feed her need for attention. According to her instagram stories she will be out with "the boys" this weekend again. So more videos of her showing her face and bouncing breasts instead of some maybe interesting stuff about the "spooky" places she visits. As much as I would love to give them another 90 days, I say one month and the fallout this time will be even worse as she will lose a whole group of people when splitting up with him.

No. 1875056

>>1875031
I agree but I am really looking forward to seeing pictures of them holding hands on top of the spiral staircase in the parking lot.

No. 1875083

>>1875031
I'm betting after the breakup she briefly dates one of the other moids. Maybe the special needs looking one?

No. 1875109

>>1875031
>The guy seems more chill and grown up
He's literally a paranormal investigator, anon.

No. 1875136

>>1875029
I don't think anybody expects her to run a marathon but maybe do a little more than a leisurely walk on a treadmill for 40 minutes. If she really wants a "weight loss journey" she could do that plus weight machines to start. She's only ever posted pictures of the treadmill so I doubt she's tried weights. And definitely not doing anything to break a sweat because her hair is still down, not a frizzy bun in sight.

No. 1875141

>>1875109
it's not any different to people believing in a god for me and a huge amount of grown ups do that. Or compare it to being fan of a soccer team or playing video games, it's all hobbies. He has work, he can pay his bills, he is a grown up with a, for me, stupid hobby. Let's see how their weekend will be, then I might think different about him being "chill and grown up", kek.

No. 1875163

>>1875141
>He has work, he can pay his bills, he is a grown up with a, for me, stupid hobby.

Do you know him or something? How could you possibly know all of this about him from a minute long clip she posted of him? I highly doubt the paranormal society he founded is a full time job. You are acting like he is some stand up guy with no context at all.

No. 1875186

>>1874923

is she seriously walking at a speed of 2.5? what is even the point????? 20 minutest to walk a MILE?????????? she cannot possible be this out of shape at her age

No. 1875195

>>1875186
Does 2.5 mean miles per hour? It cant if she ran over 2 miles in that time right? Maybe she is on cool down speed?

No. 1875209

>>1875195

yes. she ENDED at 2.5 but it took her forty whole minutes to get BARELY past two miles… that means she walked on a 3.0 or 3.1 (before ending on 2.5)

this is obesity-level workouts. it's wild how out of shape she is

No. 1875229

>>1875163
NTA but you can Google him

No. 1875254

>>1875209
I love how high and mighty you sound about treadmill workouts. I’m not taking up for her, but a 40 minute walk on a treadmill will burn about 250 to 300 calories. That’s 1250 to 1500 after 5 days. With a dietary calorie deficit, you could lose a decent amount of weight. You’re just chomping at the bit to put Hag down while talking out your ass. “Obese level” lol Jesus Christ, read even one sentence from fitness article, please

No. 1875258

>>1875254
NTA but Heather isn’t obese, she’s just out of shape and flabby. No amount of cardio, low impact or high impact, is going to change that. She doesn’t need to lose weight she needs to reduce fat and gain muscle. That’s only going to happen with resistance training of some kind. She could swim which would also be cardio and is the best way to shred fat and gain muscle, she could weightlift, do kick boxing, cycling. But she needs resistance training, not low impact cardio. It’s not going to do anything for her. Walking isn’t excessive. Getting steps in isn’t working out it should be something you do regardless of another form of movement. She could walk as a warm up or a cool down, but not as the sole “exercise” of the day.

No. 1875315

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No. 1875317

>>1875258
Right now Heather needs to get in the habit of exercising. What she's doing doesn't fucking matter unless she learns to do it multiple times a week.

No. 1875323

>>1875315
She finally got her lock of Ryan hair.

No. 1875329

>>1875317
Walking isn’t exercise, especially not leisurely strolling. The only people who walking would be an exercise for are people who are bed bound a la my 600lb life.

No. 1875330

>>1875254

I never said she was obese. What I meant with my post is that she is "working out" the way an obese person does. This is not a "work out" for a healthy young person, it's someone bullshitting.

No. 1875338

>>1875330
i bet you're fat.
>>1875315
he's a real dale gribble type. i'm looking forward to their beautiful future together

No. 1875347

>>1875329
Um trainers have said exercising via walking is the best way to lose weight. So please research before yapping. I don't like Heather, I don't think she looks good at all but that's me. Stop attacking her weight like she's personally attacked you. It's really petty. Come up with something else more interesting.

No. 1875360

>>1875347
bringing up her weight is stupid only because it's nitpicky and unfunny. find another website if you're upset by 'pettiness', you moral high ground newfags are insufferable

No. 1875370

>>1875315
You know, at first I thought she had lowered her standards too much. But after seeing them together like this AND the fact he already gave her a lock of his hair. He might be perfect.

>>1875338
>he's a real dale gribble type
kek. Heather would fancy herself a Nancy.

No. 1875382

Remember that this thread is not a chatroom. Nitpicking isn't milk.

No. 1875390

>>1875347
I literally said she doesn’t need to lose weight but rather get in shape as in tone herself. I’m not weight policing her lmao. She’s just out of shape not horribly fat. She needs to lose fat but she could stay at that weight and look good if she built muscle. Walking is good to lose weight when you’re obese. It’s not an exercise to build muscle. That’s what she needs. I’m not the anon saying she needed to lose weight I’m the anon that said she needs resistance training.(continued nitpicking/derail)

No. 1875395

>>1875163
His LinkedIn said he’s a custom metal fabricator so yeah, he has a decent job. I’m not sure if the anons nitpicking him have ever been to central PA, but 1) nearly everyone is ugly and 2) there are tons of unemployable opioid addicts in his demographic. By local standards (and certainly by the standards of men Heather deserves), he’s a catch - at least on paper. Obviously something is wrong with him if he’s in a relationship with Heather.

No. 1875396

>>1874954
40 minutes on the treadmill is infinitely better than sitting in her room doing nothing, you anons need to chill whenever a mentally ill cow does something sane for once.

No. 1875483

>>1875163
I can use google, like some nonnas mentioned, you can find his workplace after two seconds. I don't know him, I'm not even close to where any of them live, kek.

No. 1875490

>>1875315
The sad thing is that she doesn't seem to be obsessing over this guy the way she does other Ryans, he just happens to be a pushover who cut off a pretty big lock of hair to please her. I doubt she appreciates it or sees it as anything but an achievement/addition to her stupid metal box.

No. 1875491

Same anon I mean I guess it's not "sad", that's the wrong word. Just embarrassing for him kek

No. 1875557

>>1875490
Agreed, this BradyRyan seems like a placeholder until either a) a new potential Ryan appears or b) he runs for the hills. I'm betting on b in the next few weeks.

No. 1875615

>>1875315
Did a moid willingly supply a hair lock for her ryan locket?! What a plot twist
>>1875490
The fact she isn't obsessing is a good sign, it means she's less anxious and maybe will not hit the self destruct button as fast as she usually does.
Prayin' for you, Mulder

No. 1875737

>>1875615
lol looks like he finally bagged someone as sad as she is. If he's a doormat that will take her acting out as flattery he might be the one (except she will definitely resent and hate him for it).

No. 1875747

>>1875737
Wow I'm dumb… she finally bagged someone as sad as she is. But I guess the opposite works too.

No. 1875776

>>1875315
Im gunna armchair on this. I have a strong feeling she's going to make this guy the new Adam. It fits her pattern. She's going to move in quick, get engaged, get married leave all the responsibility on him for financials and run the guy dry, possibly get the kid she wants so she can slap child support onto him and then rinse and repeat what she's been doing for years. That's just gunna be her existence. And lolcow hopefully will be here for it.

No. 1875793

>>1873521
She does all this work to have white teeth just to turn around and date a man like this? His teeth are the color of candycorn.

No. 1875816

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This is insanity

No. 1875820

>>1875816

left me speechless tbh

No. 1875829

>>1875816
She is moving at the regular Heather pace ig.

No. 1875837

>>1875829
It still astounds me. 9 days ago she was complaining about a guy, ironically, ghosting her. So about a week ago she was trying to get with other men and now she loves this guy. I can't.

No. 1875842

>>1875837
>>1875816
I think "love" may just be an empty phrase for her now tbh

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No. 1875849

>>1875847
But the convention was 18 days ago? 9 days ago she was still trying to match and meet guys off bumble. What a sudden instant connection

No. 1875867

>>1875816
>>1875847

She already deleted these two stories but left the rest up.

No. 1875948

>>1875847
Meaning she thought he was ugly and never gave him a chance.

No. 1875976

>>1875867
She def has a hard time getting off with AxeRyan. I mean…I can’t really blame her

No. 1876012

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>>1875867
baby photo is still up…(subtle) and this

He's all in

No. 1876019

>>1876012
Ironic staging considering she only got into owls because of Lurch. Might as well throw in a model train and that tintype she said looks like the child she never got to have with Clay.

No. 1876023

>>1875816
Soon she'll be joking that this is their baby and referring to them as Mom and Dad.

No. 1876050

>>1875816
>>1876012
I have the feeling that he is really into her and if they separate, she will be the one breaking it up. He has the same hobbies and is doing everything she wants from him, giving her hair, exploring "spooky" stuff, visiting antique stores and now the flowers. Did we ever had pictures of a Ryan at her flat/room in recent history? And we are missing the Gettysburg stairway picture. Sure, he isn't attractive and the paranormal stuff is cringe, but it's the best catch she got this year so far. Maybe I'm too optimistic for once, but I hope they make it until Halloween, kek.

No. 1876065

>>1876050
But she'll never admit that she just wasn't into it, she'll have to put the victim spin on it and post thousands of late night rants about how she was traumatized and mentally abused and she put up with as much as she could but she had to take care of herself and walk away. It's only August 4th nonnie, they aren't making it to Halloween kek

No. 1876195

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No. 1876202

>>1876195
There's no way she's losing followers since posting about her relationship of 2 days since this is her…fourth? relationship this year, (not counting dates) is she trying to fool this new one that this is her first boyfriend of the year?
>Checkshirt scrote who she said was toxic and split up with him first
>Clockryan, the love of her life, forgotten the next week
>Babyryan, the man who would not step up to care for his imaginary baby
am I missing anyone?

No. 1876227

>>1876202
Is TrainRyan one of those?

No. 1876228

>>1876050
It does seem like he's a lot more into it than she is, it's weird. And damn halloween anon has me getting on that bandwagon lmao halloween milk must flow.

No. 1876231

>>1876227
ClockRyan is TrainRyan

No. 1876248

>>1876231
Oh right, thank you. Ryans everywhere. I want her to find an emotionally unstable CryinRyan. Or an LSD-loving FryinRyan.

No. 1876460

halloween nona i'm rooting for you!

No. 1876537

>>1876228
If she knew what was good for her, she’d try to settle for this Ryan bc he’s probably the best she will get if she refuses to idk treat her mental issues kek. Honestly I’m also hoping for Halloween milk but have no illusions it’ll last that long…

No. 1876538

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No. 1876615

>>1876195

Someone needs to start tracking her follower count before and after she gets a new ryan because she always says she loses followers but I’m assuming it’s like 5 people at most.

No. 1876845

>>1875847
He was definitely one of her orbiters and she didn’t give him a chance until she got desperate because he’s not hawt, spooky or goffik enough. She’s dated ugly guys before (like Lurch) but they fit her preferred aesthetic more. That said, it doesn’t really matter. Attractive or ugly, she will destroy any Ryan within a 50 mile radius.

No. 1876938

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>>1876615
kek nona, how did you guess?

No. 1877411

>>1876938
Wow, it was literally just a guess kek. Thanks for that

She always makes it seem like hundreds

No. 1877625

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With anyone else I probably wouldn't even notice but Heather is collecting too much baby stuff right now.

No. 1878236

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