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AKA Heather Sparkles / Heather Michelle / Heather Explores / Kitty Ravage
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>>1732879IG: @haunted_butterfly
@graydayscurio (online shop, still to take off)
@heather_explores (old account)
TT: @heather_explores
YT: heatherexplores19
Heather Steele is a former retro toy collecting and Fairy Kei fashion Youtuber who, at the end of 2018, decided to have a major meltdown and turned all her social media into a public diary. She began cheating on her allegedly
abusive husband, and re-wrote herself as some sort of pop Victorian goth and witchy explorer. She got incredibly defensive of her sudden change. In her defensiveness – which she vaguely admitted was to win the affections of a man– she threw a lot of her supporters under the bus, has been unreasonably cocky and aggressive with a lot of people including former friends, and distorted the criticisms (which were towards her overall behavior) into a narrative claiming everyone is just attacking her for her fashion and hobby choices.
She has a history of incredibly self-focused and self-destructive behavior. Over the past few years, she has wildly flipped between “I’m a strong woman and I don’t need to validate myself” to having public meltdowns on social media, only to delete them within an hour. Despite this, she denies she’s mentally ill and attacks the mere notion she needs help, once again using the “people hate me because I’m goth now” narrative.
Heather has alienated herself from all her old friends, but continues to act like everyone was just a bad person and she’s a
victim who fled from an “
abusive husband” and terrible life. She used and manipulated several people in her life, and spent her 20s being a homebody mooch, then went on to claim she was “living in a hellhole with an
abusive husband” in order to garner pity for a Gofundme and claim she was going to be homeless. She was living back at home with her parents for a couple of years, in which she managed to acquire a job and a car (then another, with a lot of help from mommy, after she “totalled” the first).
She finally moved out from mommy’s house, to a new home in a new city, all for the love of Ryan 14 but, as the curse of Heather never runs smoothly, was unceremoniously dumped by her Ryan as soon as she got there. She found a new job, as a Target merchandising manager, and, after a lot of handwringing and lamenting, decided to stay in her new place.
Day-to-day, Our Gal Heather continues all her usual crazy and continues putting ALL her energy towards seeking approval from “boys” and her followers. Her persecution complex, constant negativity, obsession with trying to regain her "influencer" status on social media and frantic love-bombing behavior continues to alienate everyone around her.
Cast of Characters in the Hagther Saga:
>Adam: Heather’s ex husband. Not a stellar person himself, cheated and lied too, but Heather seems to exaggerate the “abuse”. Funded her and bought her gifts. Dating since 2012, engaged 2016, divorced 2019. >Adam’s new gf: “Hates Heather”, according to Heather. Heather used the new girlfriend’s visit to springboard into a breakdown about how she was in danger and going to be homeless.>Juliet/Dera: Former friend who put Heather on a pedestal. Heather took advantage of this and used Heather to stalk Ryan 2 Jan 2019. Car ended up in a ditch and they’re not longer friends. Juliet has come out to explain what happened and reflect on it.>Sisters: Younger and older. Moved out to Cali where she met Adam at the start of the last decade under claims her elder sister was trying to kill her.>Parents: Claimed her parents wouldn’t take her in because they voted Trump. Finally admitted to living with her mom. Says her family didn’t accept her dark aesthetic so she adopted the pastel aesthetic to be accepted by them.All the “Ryans” in order:
>Ryan 1: Motivational Youtuber. Heather latched onto him and he apparently tried to help the dysfunctional couple by suggesting Heather seek therapy. Eventually they both threw him to the dogs.>Ryan 2: Ryan Z. Urbex’er whom Heather latched onto and physically stalked several times by using other people for rides. Met up again Oct 2019, Heather posted some cutesy things, and in less than a day those posts were removed and she put him on blast.>Ryan 3: Short-lived gamer boy met through Tinder.>Damian: On-off Urbex boyfriend. Eventually put him on blast after their 500th breakup.>Ryan 4: Craig. Graveyard photographer Heather briefly dated, but they appear to still be friends.>Ryan 5: Clay. Ex-boyfriend who broke up with her because she was negative. Tried to lure him back by being negative on her instagram stories. >Ryan 6: ChaseRyan. Dated for like 2 weeks LDR and were supposed to meet IRL but he changed his mind after he realised she’s batshit. >Ryan 7: Femryan. Stated dating the second time they met irl. After multiple breakups, Heather decided to end things for good because he wanted to go to a party on Halloween instead of going to the cemetery like all of their other dates.>Ryan 8: ChaseRyan round 2. They finally met in person but he was also seeing someone else and ultimately chose her instead.>Ryan 9: CharmRyan/GhostRyan. He got the measure of Hag pretty quick, and confessed to ghosting her cause she was still using Tinder and living her life on social media.>Ryan 10: BomberRyan, which sparked and fizzled within a week. >>1186214>Ryan 11: OldRyan, ryanectomy performed in less than 48 hours of this one being on the scene. >Ryan 12: Revengeryan / Ryanhumrevenge -@Rumhamrevenge, older alt photographer who's been hanging out with Heather. Not a true ryan because he's not a spoopy boy she wants to fuck, but comes in and out of the picture like the other ryans. Their relationship is weird and they've shared hotel rooms, but Heather doesn’t think he's a keeper for some reason. >>1288115 >>1288582 >>1289256>Ryan 13: PapeRyan. An old friend who she lost touch with ‘because of muh stalkers’. 13, unlucky for some, certainly unlucky for him. It seemed like she had finally found a decent match but it lasted mere weeks, Hag blaming their break up on his religious beliefs.>Ryan 14: BloodRyan aka Lurch. Heather met her match with this one- just as impulsive, insane, childish and melodramatic as she is. He promised the world, but after she quit her job and moved cities to be with him, he booted her out of his home after only a week…is he to blame? Is she? Heather claims the split was due to her plant collecting hobby, which Lurch was jealous of. >Ryan 15: BrianRyan aka BRyan. After an initial pre-Christmas date, Hag was sneaking pics and declaring love for this new Ryan. Off-the-peg forest and sigil tattoos, painted nails, thinning hair and 2012 piercings. Heather refers to him as a "psycho" and claims she was too caught up in physical attraction to recognize his "toxic behavior.">Ryan 16: ClockRyan. A resident of Long Island who she met over an app when he was visiting her area. She fell immediately in "love" and followed him back home, visiting NY with him over a weekend. He broke it off after about a week, apparently due to getting back with his ex.In the last thread:
>Heather takes a bunch of cringy glamor shots of BRyan, unable to stop gushing about how hot he is >>1736542>Within days, cracks begin to show >>1739116>Crying over BRyan >>1742397>Breadcrumbing the reason behind the their problems >>1744299>The relationship limps on (crying in the bathtub) >>1746526>Heather spills the beans >>1750052>Crying on the kitchen floor >>1750798>But she doesn't even miss him >>1750969 >>1753737>Heather is a bisexual martyr >>1755969>A BIG ANNOUCEMENT! She's going to be herself and follow her passions >>1758150>Spooky Plant Mommy GF >>1760139>Update on the toy collection >>1760604>Heather has Opinions about the price of eggs >>1762092>Reminscing about Lurch >>1765085>Ghost BF >>1766253>Offering to pay someone to be her boyfriend >>1766810>Tearing up over someone putting a baby on a cannon >>1769678>Heather explains why she's too real to watch movies >>1770142>Admitting again that she doesn't read >>1770519>Exposing thirsty dudes in her DMs - "This is why I have major trust issues" >>1770732>Immediately posts lingerie pictures >>1770822>Reminiscing about Damian >>1771492>Shaming thirsty dudes pt 2 directly after posting lingerie pics >>1771748>Reminiscing about Ryan Z >>1772261>Went to the gym (spoiler, she didn't go a few times a week) >>1775810>Incel whining >>1777904>Reminiscing about Lurch pt 2 >>1777968>Falling asleep has cost her two relationships >>1779959>Reminiscing about living in CA >>1784327>Heather is a dom >>1788837>A moment of self-awareness >>1791256>Getting solicited >>1807606>Reminiscing about Lurch pt 3 >>1810495>A hint of a new Ryan??? >>1816249>Confirmed. Welcome, ClockRyan! >>1819782>Her plants are dying so she's continually buying more to replace them >>1819809>Travelling to visit ClockRyan >>1819855>It's over with ClockRyan (shoutout to Rumham) >>1825168>Reminiscing about Lurch pt 4 >>1825415>Crying over ClockRyan >>1826083>No wait actually she don't need no man >>1827406>Just kidding she's still crying over ClockRyan >>1827844>"I'm bi but all I want is a man" >>1830036>We're back in the lingerie part of the ryancycle >>1830059>Baby fever >>1830555>Offering feet pics >>1830626>She wrote ClockRyan a poem >>1830736 No. 1834391
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so she went to paracon and looks like made some new friends. how long til she complains about being lonely, lol
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He 100% did not say that.
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>>1834324Thank you very much nonette, you did a great job.
Let's the endless Heather cycle continues !
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from a short video in which she was squealing in a painful pitch about how her new babydoll squeaks / cries
No. 1834966
>>1834394>>1834394This is a nitpick but, it drives me crazy how she keeps pronouncing "corps" as
corpse rather than
core. She posts so often about watching Gettysburg documentaries, you'd think she'd have heard it said a few times. If she wants to be taken seriously as someone who makes civil war content, she should probably make an effort to learn how to say the relevant words.
Separately, I'm delighted to see her talking about this guy. This is the ghost boyfriend and I'm rooting for them lol.
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>good enough
Kek it's like saying eh, it's not the best but it'll do. Also bullshit she worked on herself for a year, she's never worked on herself in her life.
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>>1834966Appreciate your nitpick. Essentially she’s a moron who does very little study about anything she professes to have a major interest in. Making a pronunciation mistake is fine, whatever, but when you sell yourself on your big love of something but don’t acquaint yourself with the basics, it’s lame.
>ban number two Nonalitas, how do we think this latest Love Ban has come about? Picrel.
No. 1835049
>>1835040She’s non the brightest spark. I’m dying to know what she did to be banned from two dating sites. Wtf?
>LGBTQIA+ kweenDid anyone cap that story she did about setting up her new Target merchandising stand?
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>>1835049Here you go nona. I thought she was bi, why is she giving this allyship speech if she's supposedly part of the community?
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Pathetic.
No. 1835069
>>1835013>>1835011>For no reasonI wonder what she keeps doing to get banned? These apps are trying to stage an intervention and I'm here for it. Considering men use apps like bots (swipe and fave everyone, spam message everyone) it can't be her excessive usage so I wonder what it is.
Also it's not the finding or meeting people that's the problem, it's managing to keep a lid on her declarations of eternal love (literally) ten minutes after meeting and scaring them all away
No. 1835088
>>1835063She literally has the most basic ass visual
merchandising job it’s hilarious she acts like it’s so hard. They literally give you a complete plan-o-gram layout with pictures and everything telling you where every single item goes. There’s almost no creative freedom there.
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>>1835085Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea for Hag to ever be anywhere near another human being romantically, let alone marry someone? These fucking people. Honestly. Her family, Adam, her friends, Hag herself (okay she hasn’t a clue despite the ‘year of introspection’).
>truly lovedThe fuck? Didn’t she ‘really love’ every single Ryan she’s ever met, and a Damien too? How does she not see a great strategy would be to get in touch with the loser friends she made at Paranerdoidcom and see when she can meet up again soon, get to know them, and maybe their friends too. How can anyone be this useless in their strategies to find new prey, sorry, I mean a boyfriend.
No. 1835188
>>1835160Not a week after declaring she is OVER that
toxic boy, she's back to pining.
>Paranerdoidcom kek I don't think she made any friends there though, just popped into a couple pictures with people. She definitely seemed to be spending the whole time alone. Laughing and shrieking maniacally into her phone about YOU GUYTH, only I could be in a themetery with a perfect view of a nuclear power plant!!
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>>1834391This is such an uncomfortable photo lol. Hover handing 2 women while she self-consciously poses the same way she always does. The other people might as well be waxwork, it reminds me of the plant selfies but with human props.
Everyone else making goofy faces while Heather makes sure the guy taking the pic gets her Good Side, cocking her leg and eye fucking the camera is freaking me out.
No. 1835209
>>1835011She was banned from FB dating 2 weeks ago and she's been banned again today? She signed up to Bumble because FB banned her, and I think that means she can't use tinder either? Post from last thread
>>1825218I've never used Facebook dating but I assume the bans tend to be 7-14 days? What is she doing to get banned so quickly after her last ban?
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Holy shit this is unhinged
https://files.catbox.moe/1oy0nb.movhttps://files.catbox.moe/q1cwkc.mov
>imagine dumping this zooms in on tits because you’re a little boy who’s afraid of commitment and you’re in love with a girl who never loved you back >you lost the game >you have watched my story every fucking day but you won’t text me, you won’t reply, but you’ll watch my story everyday >and then the one time you did reply was to say “I want you to go to therapy”>you’re the one who needs fucking therapy! No. 1835375
>>1835361It’s so telling, how defensive she is about therapy and how she views it as a punishment.
Telling someone to seek therapy can be pretty condescending but the way she’s prattling on and on about refusing to seek it at all is just unhinged. No one who is this therapy averse is mentally stable.
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>>1835375The face of sanity
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Gee, if it's not your looks, I wonder what the problem could possibly be!
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The crazy eyes really sell it
No. 1835840
>>1835361lordy, it's a bit obvious he's watching her stories because she keeps posting about him and he wants to see what she says. I do believe he acted like all moids do and lied to her, probably a lot since she's really gone off the deep end compared to her usual reaction, and he has a cheek suggesting therapy when he was the one who basically intentionally took advantage of a crazy girl for sex and then dumped her.
But she needs some sort of sudden realisation/bolt of lightning/wisdom stat, unfortunately most people will not look kindly upon this situation and she could straight up get institutionalised if she messes with the wrong scrote. She should keep her elaborate romantic fantasies in her head and stop touching the poop (men) because she gets more insane with every new Ryan.
I feel like even a scrap of media literacy, like reading some books, watching movies, like engaging with anything other than her imagination would give her some much needed perspective.
No. 1835887
>>1835361She doesn't realize the way she interprets things isn't how most other people see things, and her warped thought processes (and why men want her to go to therapy) is what's standing in her own way of finding love, and why she only attracts crazy insecure men who tolerates her crazy long enough for sex. Even if she had a few friends they could help untangle her messed up views on love.
>men want women who don't want them, but I'm ready to loveActually men want women who have things going on in their lives. They see it as self confidence and value. Her mentally unstable codependency is seen as a burden on men and it's extremely unattractive unless the man is
abusive or insecure/unstable himself.
>this, this was real love Actually Heather, this was self absorbed love. You were obsessed about a man, at the cost of his own comfort and sanity. If you really loved a guy, you would understand and respect how he feels, instead of being clingy, demanding, CONTROLLING and obsessive. Which puts a huge burden on him to manage your emotions, which as an adult you need to find a way to deal with instead of lashing out and venting on social media.
>need a man to stop me from pity partiesIf you believe in love, it's self absorbed to want someone to rescue you, to sacrifice himself for you. Would YOU want to take out moldy leftover food from the clearance aisle because it demands that you feel bad for it? No! If you value and love yourself, you want the best for yourself. So what kind of message do you send a man if you say "have pity on me, I have nothing going for me, somethings wrong with me." If you love a man you want what's best for him. For him to feel comfortable and that he won a prize. /end pickme logic to fight pickme logic
No. 1836125
>>1836070Exactly. Plenty of people have very strong emotions, we just know how to handle them without acting psychotic and driving off all other humans in the vicinity.
Too bad Hags views therapy as a terrifying Victorian torture sanatorium. She's going to be stuck in this loop forever unless she gets help.
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>>1836140that's posted in one of the links a bit up, but what's interesting is that she's added "or maybe some cemetery dirt idk" clearly as an extra bit because people have told her that's just psycho behavior lol
not the first time she's brought up keeping a lock of hair and won't be the last
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Hard to believe. Incoming 1/7
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2/7
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3/7
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4/7
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5/7
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6/7
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7/7
No. 1836391
>>1836380just BLOCK HIM, jesus
did you think all these obsessive stories would bring him back?? they have him running for the hills faster than ever before
No. 1836411
>>1836379>holding onto>one dayThe phrasing suggests a long time has passed, it was one week relationship followed by one week of pining on Instagram.
maybe heather is living in some hellworld dimension where every day lasts months, something that lasts a week for everyone else feels like 7 months to her, it's the only explanation. She should be studied by science.
>>1836367Please Heather, this skinny white nerd doesn't deserve the ridiculous ego boost watching your stories will give him. Bet he's showing his ex all of them like
look how amazing I am!!! girls fall in love at first sight! even though Heather is simply mentally ill and would be a perfect candidate for a robot boyfriend, were they to exist
No. 1836413
>>1836411Not to wk a moid but he had met her through Bumble while he was traveling. It's really not that serious, and is obvious why he ran for the hills/ghosted.
The other day she was saying "you lost the game" and claimed he went back to someone who never loved him. Now she's pining and saying she was replaced by someone better. Heather can't cope without moid attention. It'd be sad, if it weren't so predictable.
No. 1836415
>>1836411But think of the mEmOrIeS
Nonnie!
It's just all so fucking cringe I can't.
No. 1836448
>>1836380Just when I think Heather's reached maximum pathetic, she amps it up like clockwork. Right down to the desperate captions shamelessly placed near her tits in failed hopes to reel in a moid. She's done all but livestream herself begging him to take her back while she's banging on his back door late at night. And I'm sure that's only because she doesn't know where he lives.
I like to believe any nonitas that can still manage to root for this shitshow are just optimistic by nature and not delusional. Because this is just hard to watch- let alone cheer on and give honestly helpful advice that'll go right to the void because you're not a spoopy Ryan that only lives to validate her.
No. 1836466
>>1836370Anyone care to weaponize their autism and find this dude's social media? I'm dying to see what kind of normie has
triggered Heather so badly. I was digging myself but had no luck.
No. 1836472
>>1836466Same, I was looking through her last dozen instagram follows, and recent likes on her posts since if they're watching each other's stories, he's likely to be in her likes pre breakup, or they may still follow each other. (Or is she manually checking his page?)
No leads though, maybe he's there and I just missed it though.
it's funny how her Instagram feed seems relatively normal and she keeps most of the unhinged ryanposting for her Stories.
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>>1836466He publicly tagged her in a post on Facebook, and the link to his instagram is on his page.
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>>1836582Great find nonna!! This dude is just like Heather kek.
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>>1836582Amazing work Nonna! That is him, he has the same shoes featured in Heather's pictures.
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As soon as she said he was train obsessed i knew he was likely very autistic. Confirmed via his tagged photos.
No. 1836714
>>1836582Thank you so much
nonny! Great work. I took a peek at Heather's followers/followed and he's still following her. Why doesn't she block him if she's so bothered to see him watching her stories??
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>>1836590Ikr. Here's another cringy caption
No. 1836774
>>1836666I can't help but feel bad for the guy, heather is A Lot
but at the same time he really should have blocked her after seeing how she's acting or at LEAST unfollowed, despite the sideshow she's putting on for him
calling him uglier than lurch though? that's a bit much nonnies kek
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Good lord Heather
No. 1837172
>>1837152oh my fucking god KEK heather you absolute loon
if you were to ask, you'd think she lost a husband of 40 years or some shit, not a 2 week bumble fling
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We are truly witnessing a trainwreck
No. 1837226
>>1837215aw
nonnie why did you take out "my friends"? I'll be your trainfriend <3
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This is the person who keeps teasing feet pics? Fucking BARF. Clip your nasty ass toenails, damn.
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No one can handle Heathers extreme alternative lifestyle which includes swiping on dating apps for 6 hours, go to historical locations and have her take your photo while she imagines your a civil war soilder, visit antique shops to continue to horde in her apartment and visit the gas station for french fries!
No. 1837592
>>1837588>extreme alternative lifestyleSURELY she is fucking with us now? Could she
actually be retarded enough to believe that she lives an extremely alternative lifestyle? She does what I'm sure thousands of people in her area do, works at Target, listens to Taylor Swift, absolutely NOTHING about her life is alternative. What a crock of shit.
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Yup, she's just too extreme on all the social media.
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She says… after another series of stories crying in her car over AutistRyan and before another video carrying on about her outfit and stroking her hair like an absolute loon…
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More unhinged car crying and ranting
https://files.catbox.moe/wtx910.movhttps://files.catbox.moe/1b7a53.mov
>I think the worst part about this breakup is that this was a person I actually saw a future with>it’s really rare that I’m interested in anyone and it’s really hard for me to fall in love >this was the person I could take care of and love and have babies with >he watches my Instagram story everyday but he won’t talk to me >if they don’t have feelings for me then quit watching because it makes me spiral knowing I wasn’t good enough for this person that I love so fucking much starts crying>and there’s nothing I can be do to be good enough because I’m not like this other girl No. 1838546
>>1838529kek, I wanted to write the same.
>>1838515>and have babies withplease, no, never. She needs to get her mental health in order before she even thinks about having children or the children will suffer and go no contact as soon as they can.
No. 1838560
>>1838546She's seriously been averaging something like four new "true loves" a year. kek
Really hope she never has kids. Isn't she 36 now? She's already considered AMA. Between possible birth complications and her raging personality disorder the kid would be doomed.
No. 1838568
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Heather follows Venus lol
No. 1838605
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This might be a nitpick but I fucking hate how she always uses the word blouse. The only other person I know who used that word was my 87 year old grandma.
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>>1838577Found this in the first thread (just discovered this one)
she is 33
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Jewels?
No. 1838831
>>1838806>but she's so focused on finding "love" she misses everything else that matters in lifeUsually in that situation I'd be like 'she needs a fucking hobby' but she has hobbies and they seem to be half the problem lmao. I'm not even sure female friends would help her, she'd just go crazy over them instead if they didn't give her enough attention or go to graveyards with her enough.
She's an unusual cow imo because her life is pretty normal and functional but she invents problems for herself by being overly invested in random ryans and relationships in general. It's literally all in her mind, it's not material problems or her living situation.
No. 1839060
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He's still got her up on his Facebook. His name is Jerry Carmine.
No. 1839063
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And this is the girl he went back to.
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>>1839063Samefag but blouse skinwalking confirmed. I hope she dyes her hair darker and gets black glasses next.
No. 1839079
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And out of nowhere, she's wearing eyeliner, just like ClockRyan's girl.
No. 1839187
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This is exactly what she said before Paracon yet she still spent the last week crying over Ryan.
No. 1839191
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>>1839187And this is what ClockRyan aka AutismRyan aka JerryRyan was saying
No. 1839442
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I guess this is where it ends kek
No. 1839443
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I guess this is where it ends kek
No. 1839466
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>>1839442they are still friends on Facebook. He is still seeing her insanity.
No. 1839494
>>1839490how long did they know each other? how long were they “dating” and to what extent? did he say anything else about her? … how did you find this thread?!
thanks in advance and make sure you read the rules so you don’t get banned
https://lolcow.farm/rules No. 1839502
>>1839500lord, i wonder if he found the thread before or after he called it off. and i wonder what he’s thinking now, watching her spiral publicly like this. he dodged a bullet for sure. imagine if he’d stuck it out any longer.
ClockRyan needn’t worry too much. she’ll cool off as soon as she meets a new Ryan, although she’ll probably write vague posts referencing trains and clocks for the next few years.
No. 1839518
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I know him about 6 years now. I pose as a traffic cone on Facebook for laughs(though it's been a while since I shared anything). What other proof you want? I can post photos of us working on railcars if you want.
Btw, I'm new here so I have no idea how to directly reply. Obviously don't really use this website that often
No. 1839555
>>1839518Is it true what Heather said that he confessed his love to her and promised a relationship?
oh, and how he felt when she was running around train tracks and stone cirlcle like a retarded child? lol
No. 1839825
>>1839645Please, it’s now Traffic Cone. That is his name. I hope he returns after the temp ban, this is the best insight into Behind the Hag Scenes in a long while.
>>1839507That figures. The sadboi posting was about a brown eyed girl. The other ex has blue eyes. My autism is showing. Thanks for the milk, Traffic Cone. Your ban will wear off in a bit and you’ll be able to post again. Just make sure you write sage in the email field.
No. 1839855
Traffic Cone, what does he think of her calling him "her ex" and all the love stuff? Did it scare him?
>>1839555I'm curious about both of things too kek
No. 1839865
>>1839663I noticed earlier that ClockRyan wasn’t following her anymore and scooted right over here to see the fallout. I can’t wait for inevitable story spill later tonight.
>>1839518Traffic Cone! The mods have removed your ban, I think? Please tell me, does ClockRyan actually like clocks and their inner workings, or did he just mention they were cool when they went antiquing, so she casually bought THREE of the fuckers then went full-on clock fan? Btw we totally understand exactly what the issue was, her insane love obsession.
No. 1839898
Ok, trying to answer everyone's questions here.
First, just to prove I am a friend of his, if you all go to the Oyster Bay Railroad Museums Facebook page tomorrow night, you'll see him working on train cars. Telling you this now because I plan on going with him(not gonna say which person I am because I'd rather keep it that way) and it will prove that we are infact friends.
He did not "Confess his love." Infact, he told her he wanted to take it slow because of what the other girl did to him. Also, he said he didn't pay much mind to it, you all know that the general population of train fans other than my group of friends is either missing chromosomes or has the intelligence of a Jelly fish, so you kinda become numb to that kind of stuff unless their behavior is blatantly unsafe.
For the "Love" stuff, his actual ex didn't stop bothering him for months and caused a lot of fallout, so he doesn't really care. I mean, it's not like she's going after him physically (yes, that has happened). To put it in his words "I've seen and been through some fucked up shit, a crazy chick with an obsession over me is not that scary."
He was following her still just to see what she was saying out of curiosity. No ego trip or anything like what was mentioned earlier. He does care about her still as a human being and wishes the best for her, but she clearly isn't ready for that yet.
Yea he is into clocks. Clocks, trains and vintage cameras. He likes tinkering with clocks and model trains, working on real trains and he actually shoots 8mm film cameras. He actually bought her two clocks and gave her a third as a nice gesture. He said he felt bad for her because her room was "So quiet you could hear a pin drop."(this is an imageboard)
No. 1839988
>>1839951damn.. thanks for all the info, Traffic Cone
i feel bad for your friend having to put up with heather, sounds like he was actually kind towards her
also you can reply to posts by pressing the post number, or adding >> in front of the post number inside of your reply
No. 1840012
>>1839898So did he learn of this page after? When he saw her freak out post-breakup? Understandable to look into her for that.
Do you know if she mentioned her past, social media experience, or lolcow fame to him?
No. 1840039
>>1839988Yea, he's not exactly the
abusive type. He's nuts, but has a kind heart. He really thought that it would work out at first
>>1840012 He learned of it only a few days ago, though I'm not sure how.
He didn't really say much about her past, just how she's been through
abusive relationships and stuff like that. As for her internet fame, he did say that she talked a bit about people being out there to ruin her, especially after she went from cosplay to what she's into now. Sounded like a sob story, but he felt bad for her until now. Especially seeing that she's got a bit of a history.
No. 1840083
>>1839920Did he have sex with her the weekend she came over, knowing he was going to end things with her?
Because if so, that's pretty shitty and I'm not surprised Heather chimped out afterwards.
No. 1840220
>>1839898>He does care about her still as a human being and wishes the best for her, He seems like he's quite kind, probably why Heather liked him, it's interesting how he apparently wanted to be friends but Heather was like
no, love only!! like, if you like this man so much what'a the harm of staying friends? She does have some male friends too so I don't see the problem, isn't it better to be part of someone's life in some way, even if not
tru luv uwu if you like them. Doesn't make sense to me why it has to be relationship dialed up to 1000 or nothing, especially if this guy has some relationship trauma and isn't ready for that
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and just like that, heather moves on. the fact that she instantly stopped pining after she was blocked plus the friend milk that contradicts her story has convinced me. she doesn't believe she shit she writes, its all for attention. ryan attention obviously, but when she loses that she immediately pivots to saddest sad girl bravely recovering from the greatest heartbreak in history so her simps will validate her. i cant believe anybody in this thread takes what she says at face value.
No. 1840256
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The drummer from poison is still thirsting.
No. 1840259
>>1840252this ain’t it
when did this dude have time to “manipulate” her in two weeks?
No. 1840280
>>1840252heather has the same "ridiculous sob story" that paints her as the helpess
victim for each ryan. do you really think every guy she goes on a couple dates with is declaring his undying love for her just to get laid? even dumb guys aren't that dumb.
No. 1840285
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Gearing up to swoop.
No. 1840292
>>1840012I wonder if the thread is her fallback for her Ryans not working out. Like, she can always blame someone else instead of criticizing her role in the matter. I think its a part of why she doesn't cover her tracks dating wise, and also why shes so quick to post them on her social media. She gets to blame her obsessed haters instead of her own undoing.
I think if she
really wanted a match to work out, she would use an alias online or a separate account. But, no, shes quick to perform for the next round. I think she thinks shes in some wacky rom com, and forgets shes dealing with real people who are flawed and still becoming who they aspire to be.
No. 1840333
>>1840252Yeah I'm not on his side, if anything it seems like he and Heather have the same issues and were not able to empathize with each other regardless of having similar experiences, based on traffic cone's story.
>>1839920Like clockryan was pining after an ex
while on a date with Heather and she naturally (for her) flipped, obviously someone who has worked through their issues would have reacted better, but they are both making the same mistakes. I can see a future girlfriend of clockryan being put off by the pining the same way Heather's pining is offputting.
No. 1840347
>>1840333These two were clearly a disaster waiting to happen. He's not mentally stable, a sadnboi and weird romantic. Heather is off the deep end and I'm sure they played off each other a bit. However, I'm inclined to believe most of what the Cone says since ClockRyan was so quick to break it off.
>>1840334KEK I wish he had enough material to start his own thread. I'm insanely curious about this dude I will admit. Seems to be a bit milky.
No. 1840418
>>1840220Her male friends are only "friends" because she deems them undatable unlike this train-ryan who she was already fantasizing having babies with just a week or two into their "relationship". I stand by my earlier comment that her obsession took off due to his more nurturing and providing nature in comparison to the other Ryans of past. She's looking for a new provider and someone she deems "father" material which is deeply concerning considering how clearly unwell she is. She'd make a terrible and deeply emotionally manipulative mother.
>>1840248It's like her entire mood hinges on whether or not she has a date planned or a ryan in her pocket. Totally not unhinged behavior.
>>1840256You are too old for her Richard, you will never be Heather's perfect little spoopy boy. Hilarious this washed up old cock rock dude is still all over her comments and DMs though.
No. 1840688
>>1840099She stayed for a weekend sleepover at his house and you don't think they had sex simply because you (another male) find him nice?
All of you in here stop kissing the Anon's ass and also stop trying to defend TismRyan. He's a shitty man who knew he didn't want to date Heather and still had her over for a sex weekend and dumped her right after.
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>>1840743Speaking of which…
No. 1840777
>>1840769let me tell you how date two will go:
>"I love him">"He will be the father of my children">"I've never met anyone that fit more and he is the most amazing boy in the whole world"and after date three:
>"Look at my new stones (owls, plants, clocks, whatever hobby that guy has), they are the only one keeping me company">"He left me because of the stones, I'm too weird for him, I will always be alone, they just can't handle someone as weird as I am" No. 1840795
>>1840791Good call. The Halloween Tragedy.
>>1840783I think growth is practically impossible but she may have computed that to act too quickly is to lose a Ryan. A self fulfilling prophecy. Ryan go poof!
No. 1840825
>>1840256Pure, uncut tinfoil, but I've decided that this
>>1755718 ask was the Poison guy too lmao. I love the idea of our Heather shooting down this old weirdo over and over.
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I'm not sure how much it could have been dragged out at this point… but alas again
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>>1840938KEK! She should spend her time crying while sitting behind her 800 plants.
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I wonder what made him change his mind.
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No. 1841045
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>Heather on the first date
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No. 1841080
>>1840938charitable answer: she's doing errands on a day off and driving can really allow your mind and feelings to wander freely. it's the one place you can't easily divert yourself with screens or most other media. similar to how people often dig deeper and cry in the shower.
triple that if a love song comes on the radio which of course is almost every song on the radio. she could have had a crying fit while driving. pulled over (hopefully) and journaled it (good). but then posted what should have stayed a draft as another sad and insane looking public post on her story (not good).
i'm glad she's writing it down when flooded with intense emotions while in a crisis, irrational or not. but this is hurt the world does not need to know about girl
uncharitable answer: selfie lighting in the front seat of a car can be amazing. bizarrely one of the most flattering selfie locations in my experience
No. 1841119
>>1840039She was never into cosplay. She abused almost every guy she's been.She finds dudes who she thinks are slightly successful, latches onto them so they'll pay for her hobbies. She doesn't own her house, her jobs not that great but a jobs a job. Her family has money. She had to drop the goth back in the day because her uncle was going to kick her off the will. That's what her ex told me, but who knows she spews so much bull for attention it's hard to find what's true or not.
She also used to send every guy she knew before all this nudes and if called out on it would lie and say she photoshopped herself into someone else for jokes.
>>1838564She's 34-36 not younger or older
(Sage) No. 1841129
>>1841119Sage your autism.
She was into furries for a few years before the breakdown of her marriage. She attended a couple anthrocons with Adam. I remember she had someone help her design a fur suit head. Back in her lispy cringy Heather Sparkles days..
No. 1841179
>>1841160Yep, she posted her license or something at one point (with pertinent stuff blacked out) and she was def born in 1990.
>>1840946So she invited him to her house? On the second date? I guess he thought she was moving fast in a few different ways. The shorter Ryancycles are making me sad, though. She used to at least be able to get a guy to the mutual crush phase but now they're getting spooked early on.
No. 1841231
>>1841160sorry
nonnie, I apparently missed the drivers license that was posted and couldn't find confirmation on her age otherwise, just estimations so I googled her name. Weird that there seems to be another Heather Steele around her area just a couple years older though, I wouldn't have taken that as a common name.
No. 1841420
>>1840912So why did he bail??
…I wonder if he googled her and found this thread, kek.
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No. 1841650
>>1841623Jfc this is depressing but I can't feel sorry for you because this is all your own doing. You could have friends if you tried and made an effort. People don't have to be into every single thing you're into. Just one or two common interests is enough. What happened to the people in the group photo you posted at paracon? Why don't you focus some of your time putting in an effort with potential friends rather than spending so much time obsessing over finding the next Ryan. Oh that's right because you'd rather cry and complain endlessly about how you're just too extreme for anyone.
Heather, you haven't had a stable relationship for more than several months in years. Your family has had to set boundaries with you. And you have no friends. This kind of isolation is not healthy. Maybe it's time to put on your big girl panties and set yourself some priorities in finding some real friends before you end up in a very dark place.
No. 1841734
>>1835422>>1835406late but do save link as, or copy the link and paste without anony.link
bless heather for all this content
No. 1841767
>>1841650Literally if she dedicated even 10% of the time she dedicates for searching for, thinking and planning about, meeting, crying and posting about Ryans to one or two female friends she could have a couple of besties. Girls don't ask for much, Heather could throw a few messages a week and meet up once a month and it would eventually make a world of difference to her mental health.
d
Dedicating literally 100% of your emotional energy to stranger moids who owe you (and thus will give you) nothing is how you turn out like Heather, slowly going more insane by the day
No. 1841832
>>1841623it's all a pity party to her, it's extremely clear she doesn't want friends or anything at all except for a ryan who will dote on her and be obsessed with her. that's why she's alone.
maybe if she quit wishing for the impossible and put actual focus on the things she likes (minus a moid) and started going out more to meet people it would naturally come, but instead she cries over herself on social media when she's the one creating the problems
it's exactly like
>>1841673, trainryan asked to be friends and now she's crying she has no friends. she makes it hard to feel bad for her
No. 1841895
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Then she shoots down someone who literally says he'll participate? What does this bitch WANT!
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No. 1842164
>>1842039no, she’ll buy stuff and take battlefield selfies
that is the only way she relates to the world
No. 1842278
>>1842142Kek nonita the classic Hag. Love you.
>>1841999I give it a week, tops.
No. 1842329
>>1842142Appreciate you
nonnie!
No. 1842478
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Still desperate for Train/ClockRyan
No. 1842483
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>>1842478Liked by a Ryan lol
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No. 1842611
>>1842478>>1842479>>1842513This is definitely her pulling a "look what you're missing out on!" posting. Similar to when she spams us with her ugly lewds and weird cleavage shots directly after striking out with a ryan.
>>1842607Wow, she's wearing winged eyeliner AND her old killstar clothes? Trainryan really did do a number on her.
No. 1842677
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No. 1842707
>>1842607>traumaticwhat a fucking drama queen, what happened to immersing herself
>>1842677a used cemetery sign! the epitome of weird!
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What a conversationalist Heather is.
No. 1842868
>>1841895she should show the other side of the conversation, where she shoots down all his date ideas because she doesnt like movies, restaurants, bars, shows, games, sports, literally anything besides buying shit at the antique store.
>>1842859of course she expects the guy to do all the work. youre not pretty enough to be this arrogant heather.
No. 1843172
>>1842992I’m so intrigued, please tell more kraut
nonnie. What is this site for Heather types?
No. 1843888
>>1843148"I've broadened my horizons….im on all these apps, I pay for premium". Heather, I don't think you know what that term means. You need to be open for new experiences and accept you won't find someone exactly like you.
She even says "there's no one like me". Well there ya go, branch out (even though there are a million basic people like her. She's just unlikeable). I can't.
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No. 1844410
>>1844304The life cycle of Heather is a wild ride. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
I've followed her since her toy collecting on yt. She thinks she's grown and changed sooo much but despite her having a stable job and renting her own apartment she's still just as immature and emotionally stunted as she was during her "balla jointed dolls" days.
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>>1844394Yes she made this herself
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?
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>>1844495Dropped the pic.
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No. 1845257
>>1844463Spot on.
>>1844496And this shit just proves it. There is absolutely no reason for this picture other than trying to catch the eye of a new BumbleRyan. She must be crushing on someone who is more of an actual goth-type to be announcing that she is goth so much again.
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Whaaaaaaa? Is… is this possible growth?
No. 1845564
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>>1845488She actually went to the gym too instead of just talking about it, crazy
No. 1845774
>>1845492so personal growth, gym AND an etsy shop to sell her antique stuff?
ok, I give her one month max but on the other hand, I am kinda rooting for her
No. 1845824
>>1845488The stuff about good qualities is pretty exactly what an anon said recently, Heather probably checked the thread after finding out ClockRyan's friend was posting and accidentally caught some good advice.
However I'm not holding my breath because Heather always gets very sensible and sane when she's in the talking stage, I think that moment of securing a date is when she's happiest. But it would be good if she really learned that hobbies and interests doesn't = connection, it gives you something to talk about but character is all that actually matters
No. 1845950
>>1845759I have a Heather-like person in my life, though she is around her Ryans long enough to engage in far more substantive mirroring (she got heavily into weightlifting for one, even converted to Islam to attract and keep a Bosnian Muslim guy). But in the early stages she's just like this.
What's different about Heather is she seems to believe the other person needs to do this too. She steals half of your personality, you are obligated to make weekly visits to spoopy Gettysburg to steal half of hers. Very transactional!
No. 1846042
>>1845874Second this. Don't forget the obligatory tit pics alongside the I don't need a man but please date me novels later on.
It's always 1 step forward and 5 steps back for her. I'll be surprised if this lasts a week. Not to say I hope she falls back on her old ways but she'll wax poet about self improvement until her targeted Ryan quickly loses interest in her. Then she'll go back to her pity party. She's one of the most self aware yet unaware cows.
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Does it still count as a treat if it's literally every day?
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My god. I gave her a week and she didn't even make it a day.
No. 1846556
>>1846545Do you think when she says "doom scrolling" she
actually means self-harming by scrolling through tons of bad news (the actual meaning of doomscrolling), or is she repurposing that phrase to just describe basic phone scrolling so it sounds more intense?
>>1846550No,
nonny, of course one setback means it's over forever.
No. 1846559
>>1846556I would be very surprised if she follows news of any kind. I would think that would extend too far past her personal bubble.
>the curseThe fucking dramatics.
No. 1846921
>>1845488What's funny about this (slight samefag as I've already replied to this post here
>>1845824 ) is she has tried to make a moid go to her house on their second date(!) twice now and it went wrong both times (clockryan and the one we never saw) so, rhetorically because it's Heather and she never learns from her mistakes, why would she aim to this a third time since it clearly spooks the moids.
Second date at their home is wild, isn't accepted dating advice for the first 3 dates to be in a public place?
No. 1847179
>>1846921How else is she supposed to show them the locket where she plans to store a sample of their hair/DNA?
>>1836140If you have a better plan than luring them into her Grey Gardens starter cave she's all ears!
No. 1847187
>>1847186Just imagine entering her place just be be shown her corner of dying plants and then her other corner of musty old dolls and photogaphs. Then for her to try to beckon you to her tiny twin bed in the final corner of her "home". Grim.
Her erratic rambling all over social media about how badly she wants to have babies and collect bits of her lovers hair for a locket really isn't helping either. She's a very low-key horror cow at this point.
No. 1847221
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Start the clock
No. 1847380
File: 1686897533543.webm (7.91 MB, 1080x1920, themostboringsignever.webm)
kek, the cemetery sign is so spooky and goth.
No. 1847392
>>1847328we should open a poll every time there is a new Ryan so nonas can guess how long it might last
>>1847380oh, come on, buy a used coffin, that would be impressive or dig up a skull on a graveyard. The sign is ugly and boring and probably not even really old. Did she ever visit a graveyard in the middle of the night like most teenage goths did at one point?
No. 1847398
>>1847304oops I wrote 6 months RIP it's been a long week
6 weeks still seems like so long for her at this point kek
No. 1847715
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Wow people are going to find out you wear all black outfits like every other basic bitch does sometimes
No. 1847794
>>1847398it's okay, nona, hope you can relax on the weekend and you will be right, I guess, 6 weeks might be too long, kek
>>1847715she can't claim to be goth if she doesn't even listen to goth music and as far as I know, she doesn't even listen to alternative music. I also don't think that she watched any movies or read any books that are popular among goths or knows the history behind the goth subculture. She is just a woman wearing black with a very annoying hole in her trousers.
No. 1847979
>>1847591Anon it isn't a brag to be stealing from cemeteries, from the graves or otherwise. Her cemetery sign is cringe, but so are you.
>>1847715kek. This isn't even killstar tier "goth".
No. 1848010
File: 1686993212876.jpg (196.34 KB, 1080x1931, ig.jpg)
No. 1848074
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No. 1848186
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>>1848120Solid predictions,
nonny. Here's the look she went with.
No. 1848354
File: 1687042506474.jpeg (317.62 KB, 1080x1919, IMG_8869.jpeg)
I was right about the jeans and hands but wrong about the location and the boots. She took new Ryan to the exact same spot as Ryans past. It could literally be the same picture, so fucking creepy. Nothing is special to her, she’s just trying to replace the memory.
No. 1848391
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>>1848354Holy shit this is how she premiered clockryan a month ago
>>>/snow/1816476 how fucking weird
No. 1848453
File: 1687056184124.jpeg (83.74 KB, 640x480, IMG_3702.jpeg)
>>1848442It’s this boring ass tower in Gettysburg. Not exciting at all. Been there plenty of times, and it’s even less exciting than it looks. It’s the Culp’s Hill Observation Tower / The Longstreet Tower
No. 1848507
>>1848399It's like a widow asking a boy on the first date to wear her husband's clothes.
Maybe the real ghost bf was the ryans she scared to death along the way
No. 1848580
File: 1687083679344.jpg (303.85 KB, 1080x1914, ryan reveal.jpg)
No. 1848602
File: 1687090336189.webm (6.12 MB, 1080x1920, OnisiRyan.webm)
This one seems cute but there's definitely some sus onision vibes too. He seems happy to be on camera where clock and perfect height were barely and never seen, respectively
No. 1848606
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>>1848354Not that Heather isn't creepy, but I've known guys to take girls to the exact same spots in the exact same places that they have gone to before. Guys like to repeat tried and tested locations and techniques, Heather is very moidy in several ways and this is one of them. As well as expecting their romantic partners to be doting pets with no personality or interests of their own.
Another one of OnisiRyan:
No. 1848632
File: 1687095776759.jpeg (131.88 KB, 1170x1123, IMG_2566.jpeg)
Already put her status to in a relationship
No. 1848654
>>1848632Holy groundhog day. She needs to stop this madness. You're NOT in a relationship after one date.
She has no one to tell her this fact, or call her out on her other sick behaviors, because she won't let anyone sensible into her life.
No. 1848664
>>1848616 saw this message before I caught up and for a second, I thought there was a literal child involved. Like she was going on a date with a single dad lol could you imagine?
She would be a nightmare stepmother, especially to a daughter. Could you imagine the heightened level of pickme-ism, especially if Mom was still affably involved? Wew lad.
Thankfully Heather is just dating a 20 year old!
No. 1848677
File: 1687101707304.jpeg (162.35 KB, 828x1451, IMG_1818.jpeg)
He does look young
No. 1848686
File: 1687103116798.jpeg (173.72 KB, 1098x1991, IMG_8875.jpeg)
She is already strangling this situation to death.
No. 1848693
>>1848677have we found his social media accounts yet? He looks strangely young while also looking old, if anyone gets what I want to say, kek.
>>1848686amazing goth music, never listened to a musician more goth than that
No. 1848728
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Lmao
No. 1848735
File: 1687108324686.png (825.14 KB, 1170x1235, possibleryan.png)
>>1848693Apologies if I’m face blind but..?
No. 1848760
File: 1687110390644.jpeg (92.79 KB, 828x1089, IMG_1832.jpeg)
That’s definitely him, Matt Walsh kek
No. 1848767
>>1848755they’re referring to two Ryans, ClockRyan and PerfectHeightRyan
>>1848740same, woof
>>1848748Heather is what, 33? it kinda makes sense to me that she goes after way younger guys, she’s developmentally disabled and mentally around age 13. that doesn’t make it any less icky though.
No. 1848823
>>1848654Heather chases away anyone willing to give her advice.
She chases away anyone who brown-noses her either.
She chases away all friends, family, and Ryans.
Have you noticed even “enemies” of hers want nothing to do with her?
That’s an untreated personality disorder for you!
No. 1848900
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She’s going to scare this one away so fast, unless he’s insane
No. 1849139
>>1848751wonder what they talk about, she won't get a single reference he might make about movies, games, etc.
>>1848884I'm waiting for her to buy Japanese language books and learning one or two Kanji
No. 1849592
File: 1687212323813.jpg (79.38 KB, 398x727, SonRyan.jpg)
She really looks like she could be his mother.
No. 1849633
File: 1687217687945.jpg (225.45 KB, 1080x1610, Screenshot_20230619_193539.jpg)
She already loves him
No. 1849668
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No. 1849773
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No. 1849774
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No. 1849817
>>1849535Same anon as
>>1849544Clay was ~Jan 22, 2020 - March 17, 2020. Lurch was Apr 10, 2022 - Jul 25,2022. I think Lurch might actually have been the longest since her husband, so I guess it's not that surprising that she thought it was something special.
No. 1849922
>>1849774I cannot comprehend how anyone's brain could do this to them, like how does your brain run this through all its lived experience and knowledge and think posting
I have always believed in you and
I wished for you about a guy you have known for
one week makes sense and is a good thing to do
I assume he likes memes since she hasn't really posted them before but is now bringing out all the goth memes in conjunction with Taylor Swift lyrics (which, again, this girl's brain is mush, how can you believe you are a goff at the same time as stanning for Taylor Swift, the most basic of all basic music artists with all the edge and darkness of a puppy?)
No. 1849929
>>1849272it's so nice that you care so much for my Halloween milk, but I fear that
>>1849363 could be right and we will have to wait for a new Ryan for the Halloween milk then. But, maybe we are lucky, it's only 133 days until Halloween and she can make it.
>>1849922Must be mental illness, but I've met other people that just couldn't be alone and every new partner was the love of their life. I still don't understand why she labels herself as goth, she doesn't have the style and doesn't even listen to one or two goth bands.
No. 1849982
>>1849957On the contrary, I'm of the opinion that he's sending her the batshit craziest memes hoping she laughs and they have a "Just kidding! It's my quirky schtick to use dark, over-the-top humor to break the ice, now let's go to on some normal dates!" moment and she's doing the internet equivalent of breathing heavy while staring intently through his bedroom window at 3am like "… yes. You understand. You are the ChosenRyan."
Her only personality trait is Fucking Crazy and a lot of moids, especially inexperienced(young) ones, confuse that with actually being interesting. For about three months, mileage may vary.
No. 1850191
>>1849633>>1849938I like the name BabyRyan, they look like mother and son.
>>1849773like this one sounds like something a mother would say about her precious baby she wanted for so long lol
No. 1850300
File: 1687298583477.jpg (339.65 KB, 1733x1500, babyryanhorrorcow.jpg)
He must be a horror fan because she's bending over backwards trying to show how "spooky" she is. But this is just over the top, like it's gross not cool. Pump the breaks Heather.
No. 1850585
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BabyRyan is a short film producer, ladies. Listed right on his LinkedIn page. Horror film fanatic confirmed.
No. 1850635
>>1850612This is painfully accurate. Admittedly from the pictures he seems very "interested" in her, but also seems to really enjoy that camera being on him. I wonder if he's a diva with a mommy complex. I tried finding his short films on YouTube but no luck.
>>1850616She'll just cling to him the entire time thinking it'll make her more endearing to him.
No. 1850685
>>1850585"The Memoir" Trailer
https://www.behance.net/gallery/86688131/The-Memoir-Teaser-Trailer"Fever Dream" Short Film
https://www.behance.net/gallery/86689709/Fever-Dream>>1850579>>1850612or, he is looking for a mother figure, the age difference is not huge, but he is still in the age range where a mother would do anything for him and Heather would do that, too, at the start of the relationship. Like nona
>>1850635 wrote, mommy complex.
No. 1850825
>>1850585She described him as a normie, normies don't make short horror movies Heather. But explains why she's posting all these "spooky" memes now.
Didn't an anon just suggest someone should make a movie about someone like Heather?
>>1848408What if he is dating her for research for a character? Wouldn't put it past a moid to do that.
what if BabyRyan wrote that post No. 1850950
File: 1687397052832.webm (3.98 MB, 1080x1920, ZWZnPWV5SjJaVzVqYjJSbFgzUmhaeU…)
No. 1851119
>>1850585>>1850685>>1850869Pretty sure these were made for a college course tbh? He graduated in 2019 and hasn't made a "short film" since.
>>1850950love how she's officially dating him, but still somehow manages to give off stalker vibes.
No. 1851908
And here I thought the new relationship would bring about a plethora of milk. Cmon… post something, Heather.
>>1850950Stupid mobile phone not loading the file. Dumb.
No. 1851988
File: 1687564784329.jpeg (244.31 KB, 1179x1980, IMG_4732.jpeg)
Holy shit Heather SHUT THE FUCK UP she posts like 7 stories about this fucking turd.
No. 1852338
>>1852023This is the first time I've seen her post about a topic which is not her or a Ryan, is this growth??
Also didn't the kid die in the sub with his dad, hence a lot of the controversy? She implies there is a kid still alive, there's only a retarded stepson afaik
No. 1852347
>>1852338Different guy, different kid. There was a father and son on board who both died, but that's not who this is referring to.
>>1852269My theory is that because this is spooky-haunted-ship-explore related she feels like it's her lane.
No. 1852633
File: 1687656894424.webm (4.36 MB, 1080x1920, 352189095_783854796546097_5620…)
Nonnies: for your consideration
No. 1852703
File: 1687679251245.jpg (223.43 KB, 1080x2408, Screenshot_20230625_084559_Ins…)
It seems to be repeating.
This was followed by a video her leaning over her phone where the sandbags were on full display but I think she deleted it…. Could it be true that she scared off another spookyboi?
No. 1852841
>>1852633so, she wants to show us the picture she puts in her shelf but all I get to see is her breasts and face? Did I miss something? And why is she playing Creep from Radiohead to that bullshit, she isn't a creep, she isn't weird, she is just mentally unwell.
>>1852703hope they didn't break up. Like some nonna before, I want to see the movie he makes about her, kek. And it's only 128 days until Halloween, can she keep her shit together until then, please?
No. 1852882
>>1852840this sums it up so well. she’s genuinely unsettling. it’s no wonder she has no friends, but it’s not for the reasons she thinks.
>>1852347>>1852023kek I thought the same, I bet she sees herself exactly like the explorer Hamish Harding and she thinks this is somehow relevant to her
EXTREME lifestyle.
No. 1853139
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Love how she think the UK is going to exhume Queen Victoria and other royals to send Prince Alemayehu back to Ethiopia when we can’t even send half the trinkets that we stole home. Hey but now Hag is on the case…kek.
No. 1853145
File: 1687736197011.jpg (310.7 KB, 1079x1918, Screenshot_20230624-204813_Ins…)
another story from last night that got deleted in short order
No. 1853175
>>1853145I wonder if she REALLY thinks she was “locked up in a psychiatric hospital” for her spoopy interests? because
that would actually be fucking insane. what does she think happens with the other hundreds of thousands of people with identical interests? some have even made it their livelihood, studied it academically. girl, just, what
No. 1853212
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This bitch has no imagination. What kind of human being has no curiosity about anything outside of shithole burgerland?
No. 1853225
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Her and Ryan-San are long distance. Also she calls him her “baby boy,” gross
No. 1853227
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No. 1853249
>>1848145>that was made clear with my disclaimer but since you're an obtuse fuck, lemme spell it out for you.“I AM COOLER AND MORE NICHE THAN HEATHER AND I NEED TO PROVE IT ON A GOSSIP SITE AND MAKE IT KNOWN I AM RHE #1 GOTH”
Do you want a cookie? Heather is a poser but did you have to go on about how kewl you are for dumpster diving at graveyards?
(infighting) No. 1853449
>>1853225Wait if she calls him baby boy does that mean she agrees with his Ryan nickname of BabyRyan?
>>1853227Even though this story sounds insane, based on things I've seen like creepshow's decade-long harassment campaign against her boyfriend's ex gf, and the furry tranny who posted a "heather looking bad" complilation on Youtube and linked it here fairly recently (last year iirc), I believe like 99% of the harassment she was getting was from sockpuppets of her ex and his friends.
Nobody in the doll community nor goths get the kind of interaction she describes, it's unfortunate she doesn't see it for what it is.
No. 1853500
>>1853227Hey Heather, Pepperidge Farm remembers the real reason you were harassed back then and it wasn't because you changed interests. You treated your community who had supported you for years terribly, lied about the purpose of your original GoFundMe, broke promises about what would happen to your old collection, flipped the script on your friends at the time who tried to help you, and have NEVER taken ANY accountability for any of it. Always the
victim. Pepperidge Farm remembers.
No. 1853531
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>I don't take getting into a relationship lightly.
And yet you're automatically in love with anybody who agrees to a second date…
Also nitpick but this is an unbelievably ugly picture of her, I'm surprised she can stand to see it constantly as her phone bg.
No. 1853555
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EW even she calls him BabyRyan. Fucking sick.
No. 1853583
>>1853229she is really, next-level delusional. her shit behavior and history revisionism is archived for posterity on earlier threads, and people who used to follow her in her YT toy/bjd days know the truth as well. it's pretty bold of her to connect all these discrete points in her life to each other and to "muh hobbies".
but! I think she believes her version of reality, because she's an actual full blown retard with narc tendencies / possible personality disorder who can't grasp (or accept?) that she is only a
victim of her own dumbassery and nothing else.
No. 1853643
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No. 1853831
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No. 1853850
>>1853831Noooo a pregnancy arc would turn Heather from lolcow to horrorcow.
Although that was only like 9 days ago, even if she got pregnant on the first try isn't that way too early to tell??
No. 1853851
>>1853849lol I went back in the thread to check and 11 days ago she said "we deleted our dating apps"
>>1847221and 9 days ago is when they first met up
>>1848074 No. 1853852
>>1853850Way too early to tell. You wouldn’t feel the symptoms of morning sickness for 2 weeks after your missed period. There’s no way she would even be detectable on a urine test.
maybe a blood test 1 week after her missed period but there’s no way she would be pregnant and symptomatic by right now
T. I am currently pregnant with my third
(sage your shit) No. 1853883
>>1853857God, what if Heather became like Sammie Violet Bushart…the eternal pregnancy faker with like 20 fake babbies
>>1853873I wanna know too
No. 1853893
>>1853831there isn't even the possibility that she ate something wrong? No, she thinks that she might be pregnant. That poor future child, she is mentally in no place to raise a child.
>>1853857wonder if she tries to get him to move in with her, she isn't made for long distance relationships and being pregnant would trap BabyRyan to get closer to her
No. 1854042
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Still new-ish to posting despite reading through these for about a year now. Buuuuut for whomever was asking for the comments. Best I could do. Lol
No. 1854176
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from her stories. all this drama after a WEEK. at this point a ryan would have to be literally retarded to not see the red flags.
No. 1854275
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This is so totally fucking random but I saw that Heather follows this other cow who does bimbo modifications and is clearly mentally ill. What is Heather complimenting her for.
No. 1854323
File: 1687887769990.jpg (61.59 KB, 1080x752, collage.jpg)
>>1854275Lol
This made me look at who she follows, here are more accounts
No. 1854401
>>1854253A few of us have speculated that she's going to wind up on Deadly Women or the like very soon. It's not even a joke, it's extremely likely at this rate. In fact nothing else would seem to make sense.
>>1854275>>1854323KEK what in the mother fuck is she following Mary Magdalene and Eugenia for? She must be on this site all the time.
No. 1854491
>>1853831She's so mentally ill it's not funny. Doesn't she state that she has endometriosis? Doesn't that show these symptoms? I wouldn't be surprised if she pokes holes in all her condoms. She would be a terrible mother with how obsessed she is with herself.
Also, theory…. A lot of the women she hates on recently had kids, maybe because they're thriving and she's stalking them she's trying to rush a baby just to hit up her past Ryan's and be all "look at me in a mommy love me' idk tho.
No. 1854501
File: 1687902136896.jpg (111.58 KB, 1080x1919, 88823042301184.jpg)
BabyRyan must listen to metal.
No. 1854502
File: 1687902222958.jpg (55.9 KB, 647x1008, taylor_swift_black_metal_t_shi…)
>>1854501Samefag but this is the closest to metal she's ever come…
No. 1854543
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This reminded me of Heather
No. 1854960
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I've seen her refer to flipping items a few times now and it's so ridiculous. That may be her intention but all she does is hoard shit to display on her cheap Target pressboard book shelves.
No. 1855543
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The saga continues. Nightmare confirmation or lots of stories about the loss of a child she never really had
No. 1855557
>>1855543christ. I wonder if BabyRyan can see this? what are the comments saying?
I can't wait to hear about Heather's haunted womb
No. 1855583
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I understand cycles can be unpredictable but holy predictable lack of self awareness batman
No. 1855639
>>1855583please Heather, if you are reading this, get a period tracking app on your smartphone, you have it in your hand 24/7, so this app would be very, very helpful for you. It's something women like you need, women that have no idea when their period is to be expected and when their most fertile days are.
>>1855632somehow I feel like BabyRyan asked her what is going on and she didn't want to scare him away completely. Still, I can't understand how men can have sex without real protection, it's not like no woman ever tried to bind a guy with a child and then there is the child that will have no father and an obsessive mother in this case.
No. 1855719
>>1855583>>1855617kek. Really have to wonder how many of her orbiter scrotes either lurk or post here.
>>1855632Plus the fact that she labeled not getting pregnant a week or two into a brand new relationship as "bad news". Her red flags couldn't get any redder.
No. 1855942
>>1855772She’s doing exactly this. Now deleted and didn’t cap at the time but last night she had series of stories that started with
>the last few days have been hellThen goes on to express her terminally boring desire to set up an Etsy shop for her excellent flipping skills. Doesn’t want to fail. Needs a plan etc and is thinking
>the self employed life is for meFucking kek this absolute disaster. I bet she’s going down this road because she wanted time off for LDR road trips and target said no. So the impulse is wah I’m going to become self employed so I can see babyboy. All deleted now of course.
The pregnancy scare arc is interesting though. And to admit she’s still a week off her period? The chaos. I love it. I’m sure BabyRyan was liking her posts a week or so again, but those likes have since disappeared. Wonder what that’s about.
No. 1856054
>>1855976Ahh gwan nona, post them for posterity, love you forever!
>>1855962So much this. She’ll flop at fLiPpInG. It’s all too cringe. She thinks everything is a walk in the part. Has no idea the shit she buys, which is to her personal taste, isn’t exactly flying in the mid-century obsessed trends that are currently taking over everything.
No. 1856193
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Stop calling a fucking boy you ugly pedo. She looks more like the bespectacled llama in this picture than ever before!
No. 1856277
>>1855962>>1855962She used to have a depop account in the Heather Sparkles days. She sold a tiny amount of MLP, fairy kei clothes, and other kawaii items that she found dumpster diving at Goodwill outlets. She was terrible at it because she broke a lot of promises, always showing her thrift hauls and pointing out what she was planning on selling but never following through. It's a pattern she's had for years. I wouldn't be shocked if she did open another online shop and flip a few antiques but I would be shocked if she sticks with it.
Is BabyRyan not able to see her Facebook posts? She's unhinged with this pregnancy stuff and not knowing how her own damn menstrual cycle works.
No. 1856288
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Is it over already? She deleted this
>>1856193 as well as her Instagram highlights of him
No. 1856333
>>1856288KEK. Honestly she could just be spiraling over something stupid like him going to bed early. But otherwise that "pregnancy" announcement finally made him see how batshit crazy Heather is. There's no way she wasn't bombarding him with manic texts the entire time. Way to scare off another one Heather. That's what you get for trying to manipulate a moid into being invested in a melodramatic relationship.
>>1856293Wondering how she'll spin this one into somehow making this his fault. So far it seems like his only offense is looking like the good ending Onision and making shitty short films for school.
No. 1856337
This post is gone now too,
>>1849633all mention of BabyRyan has been deleted off of Instagram. Sayonara Ryan-San
No. 1856375
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Yep, looks like BabyRyan is history. How many days was that…?
No. 1856490
>>1856483she is such a fucking idiot
first of all, nobody wants their girlfriend to broadcast pregnancy scares on socials
second of all, she couldn’t have been getting pregnancy symptoms from sex with bbRyan that quickly, so it would have have to have been from ClockRyan, which implies she rawdogs every dude
third of all, bbRyan was smart enough to figure that one out but Heather apparently wasn’t
I mean, imagine you just start dating some chick, she goes off on IG about “oh might be preg” by some other dude
any moid would run screaming
No. 1856492
>>1856483Thanks for sharing nona.
Also if you get the error in the future, you can post the image on imgur and upload it here using the imgur url (in the file section).
No. 1856497
>>1856483Please upload to imgur and post the link here! This is insanely juicy.
Thank you, though!
She's so fucking insane. I hope she doesn't keep this baby for it's sake. Pregnancy scares so early on scare useless scrotes.
(Sage goes in the email field ) No. 1856519
>>1856483This busted Target version of Alex Forrest tried to copy a guys life and baby trap him. YET she's trying to make herself the good guy/
victim. I wonder if this was a LDR because she's posted on local "date warning" groups.
No. 1856546
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Made a collage of the juicy stuff. Hopefully it's all legible.
No. 1856559
>>1856288Imagine my shock when she lands a guy she started dating two weeks ago with an orchestrated pregnancy scare (if your period happens at the same time every month you aren't gonna get it that wrong) and it scares him off. She literally only is interested in catching guys and throwing them back, like a hobby fisherman. She absolutely does this shit on purpose to scare them off, same as with clockryan who she could have remained friends with but opted for declaring undying love (which was swiftly forgotten once he bailed for good)
She absolutely has no interest in having a boyfried, simply the ego rush of the courting stage over and over.
No. 1856576
>>1856546Good woman.
Kek.
What a nasty, crazy bitch.
She's literally admitting to having unprotected sex with a guy she knew less than a fucking month!! Even her friend calls her out for that.
No. 1856587
>>1856546>it's not my fault he didn't wear a condom!Heather what the fuck, that's what makes this consensual
you clearly didn't MIND him not wearing a condom, maybe even said it was fine
oh my god the urge to a-long
No. 1856592
>>1856546if you want to be childfree you have to act like someone who wants to be childfree, which means either doubling up on contraception or being open to termination
nobody who wants to be childfree would be comfortable with a woman’s “the life that I helped create” talk, especially if they weren’t the dude that could have gotten her pregnant
her batshit could fertilize a whole entire farm
No. 1856598
>>1856587>>1856591She is literally at the level of trying to trap a forever Ryan/baby boy via pregnancy.
FB anon, did she reply back to the friend who said it was also her responsibility for birth control?
No. 1856600
>>1856483She’s absolutely lost it oh my god
>invents a pregnancy scare when her period isn’t even late>starts planning for a future and how she’ll “step up to the responsibility”>moid is obviously scared offGirl you literally just made up a problem to drive him away. Why would you do that? I thought she was just histrionic but now I think she’s legitimately sick. She needs to get off dating apps so bad, I think she thinks that because these dudes are LDRs she can just say “oh well on to the next one!” without having to face any sort of consequences for her actions, not realizing that she’s not learning her lesson and is bringing this compounding insanity from one fling to the next.
No. 1856606
>>1856600Not to mention the statistics of domestic violence and murder for pregnant women. Try that baby trap shit with the wrong moid and it could be the last thing you do.
That she is publicly posting this on social media (like she's some
victim) over the age of 30 is disturbing.
No. 1856612
>>1856559Agreed 100%
nonny. The over exaggerated love bombing doesn't fool me. She says she's no longer a toy collector, I call bullshit on that.
No. 1856684
>>1856546Once again
victim mentality. She keeps stating she did nothing wrong. I'm sorry but I am not rooting for her to get over this because she's far too old to be keeping this up. She's well over 30 and still acting like a
victim and refuses to take any responsibility. No wonder why her relationships never last.
No. 1856731
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She did, just doubled down on the "I'm not the problem here, he is" shtick and about only wanting to be the responsible one and thanked her for agreeing BabyRyan was immature. Completely ignored where she pointed out that it was as much her responsibility to use protection as his. I should've screen shot earlier but took a nap and forgot…and now she's deleted all of it and posted this. Fuckin' lul.
No. 1856902
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No. 1856978
>>1856731She fucking sucks. Then don't post shit heather and expect people not to give adult responses. She's such a liar she definitely wants children. She literally posted baby toys on her story a few weeks ago.
>>1856902Just date a old fucking man who needs a young woman to take care of him. That's all you have to offer. She keeps picking these young guys that she scares away within a week.
No. 1856986
>>1856978Seriously, it feels like she never dates anyone her own age or older. She expects a bunch of scrotes in their twenties to want to settle down. She is a divorcee in her thirties. She has already lived the married life and experienced the trials that come with that. Go on one of those divorce support group forums and meet some dude in his forties who has adult baggage and a beer gut and stop trying to date twinks out of your league, Heather.
I have no doubt every dude she dates gets sent this thread also. So they can see she has unprotected sex with any guy she dates immediately, does the same "I love you, soulmate" song and dance with every single one. She is incapable of loving anyone besides herself. The infatuation she feels for any man who gives her the time of day is just endorphins to boost her overinflated ego.
No. 1857019
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she posted this right before
>>1856902 No. 1857021
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those previous stories are now deleted, and these are up instead:
No. 1857022
>>1857012>Obviously the men she’s dating are in her league or they wouldn’t be dating her, but her personality disorder drives them awayRight, Heather is actually pretty but as proven in the last month, her personality disorder is ruining her life big time. These guys seem to really like her until she intentionally escalates things and then acts surprised when they bail.
The "problem" of both parties being too dumb to use contraception is easily solved, but she opted for setting fire to the whole thing as per usual.
If she started dating old moids the same things would happen anyway, it's not like her level of crazy is tolerable even to the most desperate moid. She will literally fabricate problems in order to end things, I can imagine her booking house viewings and then complaining her two week moid didn't want to "be responsible" and become a homeowner with a woman he just met kek
No. 1857023
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No. 1857035
>>1857019Toxic dating from a woman who brings Single White Female and Fatal Attraction to life for all of social media to see.
She's lucky she isn't dating moids her age. Her baby trap antics are a good way to end up a domestic violence statistic.
Baby boy twinks just ghost her.
No. 1857038
>>1857021Who is saying you need to embrace hookup culture heather?! NO ONE!
>>1857023Entire communities of people exist in the realms of your interests. You went to paracon and met people, what happened to them? You claimed you were socially exiled by the entire urbex community, why?
18 Ryans in 4 years, zero friends, zero family, but we're supposed to believe you're not the problem, right? Grow tf up and work on yourself.
No. 1857051
>>1852840this is the ultimate explanation, thank you ufologist
nonnie>>1856208she doesn't smile with her eyes is my guess. the emptiness and soullessness of the faux smile is in jarring contrast with the grippy hands and vigorous tit slam, which indicate excitement and enthusiasm.
>>1856546she's way crazier than i thought and it's even worse that this is over nothing. she did say she wanted children, the baby trapping saga is about to begin
>>1856902yeah any hope of self awareness grows further out of reach with every ryan, this is actually sad
No. 1857076
>>1856999Yes I would? You think we would call 40-year-old women decrepit and tell the man to chase younger women instead? Idk how to tell you all that when you get to your 30s, 40-something isn’t that far off. And dating idiots in their 20s seriously loses its appeal.
Anyway, I’m pretty sure her next move will be to get pregnant for real.
No. 1857077
>>1857021>This one will be difficult to get overDon't lie, Heather. The second someone else agrees to meeting up you'll forget BabyRyan ever existed. Every Ryan is a generic source of attention and validation to her, they're interchangeable.
>>1856546It's ironic that she thinks his reaction is immature. She basically told him in no uncertain terms that if they do have an "accident" and she gets pregnant for real, she will be keeping the baby. It doesn't matter that this specific incident was a false alarm, she made it clear that her decision would be incompatible with what he wants, so he decided to take that lesson and move on. I don't like to give much credit to men, but it doesn't seem like he's the immature one here.
No. 1857109
>>1856500He might have also known how time works & assumed she was trying to potentially trap him with another man's baby, but her brain just doesn't have enough folds to comprehend the optics of her histrionics.
>>1856872Pretty sure at this point she's realized no man wants to stick around, so her next best bet for long-term attention and emotional validation is to have a kid. Guaranteed 18-year relationship, she has full control, it has to love her, etc. I pray that she is infertile.
No. 1857130
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Teasing us today with her endgame Ryan, CivilWarGhostCaptainRyan (the nickname needs some work).
No. 1857154
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>>1857130of all the dead civil war guys to pick she chooses this goober?
No. 1857171
>>1857109Nonna I can't believe I never thought of that. He absolutely could have thought this random crazy woman was trying to pin someone else's baby on him. Even the most degen scrotes would be skeptical after hooking up on the first date then immediately be bombarded with psychotic pregnancy texts just a few days later. On her end, I could see her just trying to get some validation from expecting BabyRyan to "step up" and dedicate more of his time to her until she gets the chance to pull that "oopsy I was wrong, I did actually get my period lol. This experience made us so much closer though, right?" Her plan backfired so bad. This is one of the most smooth brain stunts she's pulled in regards of dating. And she still finds a way to 100% be the
victim here.
No. 1857196
>>1857154His marker indicates he was 22 years old, so tbh it tracks for her.
>>1857171Ayrt I reread all her early threads & came to the conclusion that she is definitely a
victim… of her own retardation. It's truly impressive how she manages to do this kind of shit repeatedly with zero introspection or growth.
Honestly though, there are plenty of mentally challenged codependent scrotes that might be into it (an Onision-level retard for example) and her persistence in dating every angsty / nerdy bro within 200 miles definitely raises the odds of her finally meeting someone stupider, clingier, and crazier than she is.
No. 1857213
>>1857021>hookup cultureI would call what she is doing exactly that, these aren't relationships, she is having sex ones or twice with those guys and then they leave.
>>1857196Her "mistake" is, she isn't looking for a guy her age or older. The younger ones think that there could be something better out there, while someone in his 40s, being the way you described him, would just settle for her as soon as he secured a relationship with her, after all she would be like a second mother for him.
No. 1857379
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>>1857047Literally this. It's crazy that she thinks she's above "hook-up culture" when she's boned like 15+ guys she's met off dating apps in the past few years or so, mostly just after the first date too.
>>1857130Ngl he definitely looks her type. And with him only being 22, he can both be her baby boy ryan and spooky ghost ryan. kek
No. 1857412
>>1856612> She says she's no longer a toy collector, I call bullshit on thatlol underrated
>>1857171From her confessional above it also sounds like she initiated a deep talk about abortion which is just crazy!
Like map out how this whole discussion went, after a first date, and then all of the handholding photos, and then fucking without birth control, then pregnancy ("asking for a friend!") when it's way too early for that, and finally a heart-to-heart about abortion and the sanctity of life.
And it ends with "haha I forgot when I menstruate oops"
Maybe Heather is doing a service, i have a hard time believing this moid will fuck anyone again for a long time.
No. 1857613
>>1857213True, I didn't consider her weird obsession with the big titty goth mommy gf identity fantasy (and all her romantic adolescent delusion).
Maybe when she gets bored of that identity we'll finally get sugar baby trophy wife Heather and she can meet the empty, dependent scrote of her dreams.
No. 1857618
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>>1857019Side thought, does she ever put her hair up, even just in a messy bun or something? It always looks the exact same. Which isn’t surprising considering her cyclical tendencies in every other part of her life. Just curious.
No. 1857712
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What a sad life
No. 1857767
>>1857729Probably trying to tease it but it just looks like she stuck her fingers in a socket
>>1857758kek
No. 1858200
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>>1857766Dead black eyes, thin lips, and bulbous nose…she reminds me of these guys kek
No. 1858228
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>>1858199She definitely has that look right down to the damaged and limp bleach blonde hair, ugly patterned target blouses, etc. which is why it's so mind boggling she still tries to larp as a "big tiddy goth gf". I feel like she could look cute in a kind of plain faced way if she knew how to style herself. She kind of reminds me of when kat dennings is looking her worst? kek
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>>1858228>ugly patterned target blousesUgly? Speak for yourself, Nonna. Although this one doesn't have a pattern it is still giving
ugly kek
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>>1858228This is what Heather’s type of “goth” attracts.
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>>1857712Why won't she brush her hair at the top, ever?
No. 1858702
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Aaaand we've come full circle back to this again. Frizz top hair, the one tits shirt she always wears when she's attempting to thirst trap, hours of swiping and crying.
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No. 1858830
>>1858781>>1858784Seriously, I almost choked at "8". Nona, all her selfies are taken from the exact same angle. Filtered, head turned to the same side, above her head. Look at pictures of her that aren't carefully posed and tell me she is an 8. Get out of your white trash bubble.
>>1838515>>1839060>>1842142>>1848580>>1849592I know it's said a lot, but it's unbelievable how she always chooses the worst looks for herself. The blonde is so dull and lifeless. The glasses look too small on her face and the color is awful. Literally any warm color glasses would look a thousand times better. She is short and stocky and dresses in ill fitting blouses that make her look even stockier.
No. 1858867
>>1858702I don’t know who’s more mentally stunted, Heather for existing in the way that she does, or us for thinking she will ever change. It’s so unbearable but I can’t stop myself coming back to this comfort-horror cow.
What makes her sO uNiqUeLy HeAtHeR is her untreated mental illness combined with the superpower of complete delulu immersion.
No. 1858877
>>1858823Okay scrote. Women don’t expire at 30, sorry.
>>1858827I’m sorry you’re butt hurt I don’t think heather is an 8/10. If that’s an 8 to you, I can’t imagine how ugly you must be nonna.
>you sound like an r/ amiugly modAnd I’m sure you’d be very familiar with that subreddit, fuck right off back to Reddit please
>>1858813>>1858844I said 6/10, is that not slightly above average? She has a really plain looking face and an average body. All she has is big tits and blonde hair. The way she dresses and Carrie’s herself does not help her out at all. She’s obviously not as ugly as Shayna though
(infighting) No. 1858880
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>my future daughter Eliza
But don't worry boys, she's fine with not having kids and definitely won't be poking holes in condoms (if you even have the sense to use them).
No. 1858982
>>1858867You are entirely correct, she will never change.
I spent awhile reading back through the past several threads today and The Heather Cycle never changes.
She blames every single community she's been a part of for all of her problems and having no friends. The toy community. The urbex community. The paranormal community. She blames the ENTIRE LGBTQIA+ community for not being able to be bi. They silenced her for being fake. The entire community.
She falls in love with and bangs every guy she meets in person after 1 date and proudly proclaims "he's the one!" and is absolutely devastated after she inevitably gets dumped days/weeks/a few months later. "I don't know what happened fam, I really thought
this guy was my endgame, it's not fair!"
Followed by sadness, woe is me I'll never be good enough for anyone, I guess I need to give up all my eXtRemE hobbies to find someone, but wait no I don't want to and the person who's worth it won't want me to, I'm a strong independent woman who buys good groceries, pleeeeeease someone date meeeeee
Boob pics, feet pic teases, declarations of more content to be created, dollar tree boudoir fashion pics, more begging, "I'm so lonely I'm going cry in my car, why can't I make friends, why can't I find a boy?!"
Rinse and fucking repeat her whole goddamn life away.
(reddit spacing) No. 1859059
>>1858982Nonna you missed not a single detail. She really is this easy to read. And it's been YEARS of this miserable routine. Of all the cows to root for, Heather's gotta be one of the very last choices. As long as she integrates her unchecked mental issues into the otherwise nothingness of a personality she has, it'll be the same song and dance. Though that fake pregnancy stunt is a new level of crazy. Knowing she's out here having unprotected sex the first time she's meeting a guy is insane.
She only lives for instant gratification from scrotes. Her entire existence is centered around trying to feel desired while simultaneously scaring off every man that takes the bait. Bleak.
No. 1859079
>>1859059Up until the "pregnancy scare" with a guy she met two weeks ago and was rawdogging, shortly after her previous two week fling clockryan who she swore to love forever (instantly forgotten) I actually believed that
she believed her hobbies were driving people away. But the sheer bunnyboiler madness of the pregnancy thing, and the fact she made a point
not to mention the obvious real reason on Instagram despite everyone on Facebook seeing it, she knows. She knows she's crazy and it's the crazy driving men away, she knows exactly what she's doing and lives for the drama. There is no way you could do something as crazy as seriously suggest raising an (imaginary) accidental pregnancy with a man you just met and not be 100% aware this is insane behaviour.
She will always fall back on "hobbies" as an excuse but I think she went too far with this one and blew her cover story apart.
No. 1859113
>>1858982The irony being that she’s now probably rawdogged her way through more people than any of the pump and dump fuckboys she claims to want to avoid. One of my favourite Hag horrors is her insane ability to totally overlook any hypocrisy or wrongdoing that comes from her own tiny pea brain. She often harks back to the ‘
abusive boyfriend had me sectioned saga’. Not to WK scrote Adam but IIRC the reason for his freak out that led to the very temporary hospitalisation wasn’t anything to do with her new found dress sense or that her hobby interests had changed, but because she was acting like a deranged nut job who ultimately ended up blatantly fucking another guy and over sharing her lunacy online.
No. 1859123
>>1859079How many different boys has she claimed to be "in love" with this year alone? For some reason that freaks me out the most.
>>1859035Despite documenting literally everything she never seems to notice. Her life is Groundhog Day but she just wakes up at 6 am in Punxsutawney like it's the first time every time.
No. 1859289
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Stay classy Heather
No. 1859319
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It's pretty fucking pathetic. Her family must be so embarrassed by her.
No. 1859580
>>1859429kek, just imagine
>>1858271 wandering through a goth or alt bar. I would think she's a mother there to pick up her kid.
No. 1859731
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this "daughter named Eliza" kick is one she's been on since at least the beginning of April; the above screenshot is from then and I don't think was previously posted, but it shows the depths of how unhinged she is about it (chosing a kid's name off of a random gravestone…?) and that she's been thinking about it for a while now. honestly, the most terrifying development of her cowhood yet imo is the possibility she'd have a kid.
No. 1859772
>>1859731We have the title for the thriller-horror movie about Heather,
a daughter named Eliza it's all coming together
Her wishes are very pedestrian
if she could keep her mental illness in check which she clearly cannot
No. 1859806
>>1859526She's always been codependent.
She manipulated the guy she was dating before Adam to fly her out to San Francisco. Showed up with nothing but a PS3 so he had to go out and buy her clothing. She refused to get a job or leave the apartment because "the land lord would kick her out if seen" so she couldn't get a job or "do" anything. She forced him to spend every check on her, taking her to anime stores and China town and he would bring Adam over because they were best friends. One day he left to go to work, came back and found her and Adam screwing on his bed and then she flat told him she's been cheating on him with his best friend. His friend and her then tormented him till she moved out. Adams family kicked them out because they did not like her and that's how she moved back to Pennsylvania and then the whole Adam the abuser saga began when in reality she used to beat up her ex before Adam just got talking to other girls.
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No. 1860113
>>1860068I’d put money on that. But an accidental killing via overreacting to some mundane Ryan-error which she will then seek out advice for in her Twitter.
“Does anyone know how long before people can smell a dead body in an apartment building? Asking for a friend.”
No. 1860373
>>1860193I think this is why she pre-vets via those hours on dating apps every night looking for Ryans, versus just picking up a random in a bar, the end result where she jumps into a stranger's arms/bed/home is the same, but she has a papertrail, has them added online, knows their name and judging by her stories and posts she has many hours of phone calls down before the leaping into bed begins.
So that offers her some protection since only a very confident murderer is gonna do it with the lengthy papertrails she creates, and I think this is why she mysteriously can't find anyone irl ever, only online.
Doesn't protect her completely, she could well still end up in someone's basement but if she did irl hookups she'd be dead already tbqh
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No. 1860777
>>1860756>>1860757TL;DR
People called me out for raw dogging & acting like Fatal Attraction…here is my piss poor excuse.
No. 1860785
>>1860757I have to say she has a way with words, she manages to spin the most batshit thing she's done yet as a completely normal and reasonable situation…omitting the context that this is a man she had known for
2 weeks and literally any man on the planet would react the same way, it's impossible to be planning futures that early in. And the way she tried to throw something so serious on a total stranger is so inappropriate and manipulative it even got me feeling sorry for her Ryans.
The real translation:
>I want a marriage and babies now and will manipulate every dumb guy who crosses my path to try and get it Like, good luck gurl but none of this is healthy in the slighest and the absolute maximum any relationship would last with her current state of mind, given the man is completely insane and desperate, is 2 years, which means she is guaranteed to be a single mom. Then we'll really see the whining and self victimisation start since that is a genuinely gruelling task which she is absolutely not equipped to handle.
No. 1860793
>>1860757how does time work in PA? i'm so confused because she makes it seem like this was a long relationship that ended over a guy being afraid of commitment or whatever. "and we've not talked in awhile". if you even added up all the time (in the real world) from the moment they matched until right now it wouldn't even total awhile, and she's saying they've not spoken in awhile (since the breakup, like a week ago?????)
also, it has been said over and over but it's wild that she would pull the pregnancy card with him and act as if it is his baby when they had just met and had sex. that's….not how pregnancy works. like???? does she have some mental disorder where she processes time differently, like 2 weeks is 2 years in her world? this is all SO BIZARRE!
No. 1860907
>>1860757>looked for any excuse to break up with mehe doesnt need an excuse to break up with you! any reason is
valid when you decide not to see a person you've know for 2 fucking weeks. she sees things as transactional the way an incel does, "i did xyz so I'm owed sex" except its "i did xyz so i'm owed a longterm committed relationship".
No. 1860939
>>1860757won't give up on love yet she's not willing to sacrifice anything for it, refusing to change, learn or grow. persistence without any sort of effort or thought… that's just belligerence and her efforts will always go to waste because she does not know what it even means to love.
yet, she "won't give up on finding it" and then makes herself the
victim by saying no one thinks she deserves it.
i dunno, maybe you shouldn't be asking someone right away if they wanna have kids and maybe first determine if they are even the right person to be the father in the first place. a public fake pregnancy scare to initiate the conversation, nonetheless.
ridiculous! she scares off everyone, maybe she should look at herself, but of course cluster Bs could never.
No. 1860966
>>1860963What changed is he realized he was dating someone insane enough to want to raise a baby from a tinder hookup and shit got real scary real fast.
>>1860756>even if i had to do it alone. I would take care of the entire situation.Kekkkkk pull my other leg Heather. She has to find an actual retard if she wants someone to believe this mess.
No. 1860971
>>1860861This makes sense, she flips from one strong emotion to the next and fully rides the emotion and acts it out (I'm worried about nausea - let's do the whole thing where we have a talk about pregnancy and jettison my relationship into the sun)
Possibly medication or therapy could help her to chill and just let emotions pass rather than grabbing each one, immersing herself in the emotion and acting on it to its fullest (see also crying in her car for hours very often) but, well I don't think that is gonna happen anytime soon
No. 1861002
>>1860756A single woman with a “career” - what part of that even remotely seems logical enough to justify having a baby. Target and career do not go together heather you are an employee ID number to them.
It really feels like she speaking directly to lol cow at this point. I wonder what her followers think when they see her talk as if people are gossiping about her
No. 1861375
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30 fucking dollars a week
No. 1861636
>>1861375>30 fucking dollars a weekthis is exactly what she means when she says she "won't give up" on finding love
just throwing money at dating apps and throwing herself at ryans. she thinks she's actually doing something kek
she needs to fix herself first but she doesn't wanna have that conversation
>>1861543100% this
No. 1861804
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Goth queen
No. 1861847
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Shut the fuck up about the sign
No. 1861856
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No. 1861891
>>1861847oh, that fucking boring sign again… and why cuddle next to the sign, shall he lie on the floor or what?
>>1861856yeah, you will find a boyfriend in the next few weeks, you will fuck him without protection, you will fake a pregnancy scare, you will be alone again and maybe, this time, you will be pregnant and a single mother, without friends, money and a brain.
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so quirky
No. 1861990
>>1861940This whole arrangement is just gorgeous to me. She's good at staging for photos. I second what nonna said
>>1861972 if she'd ease up on the desperation, she'd probably have a few genuine friends to appreciate the antiques with. Minus her insufferable ass personality of course. Such a nice collection for someone so miserable and terminally online.
No. 1862027
>>1861940those are nice clocks
didn’t ClockRyan give her at least one of those?
have we seen any signs of life from the houseplant jungle lately?
No. 1862070
>>1862015Agreed. It's a decent collection, but it's kind of soulless looking to me. I feel like I'm looking at a stall in an antique mall, not someone's bedroom. The cheap white target shelves and empty white walls in
>>1861847 really aren't helping either.
No. 1862663
>>1861939>>1862386I could really root for Heather if she was trolling, or at least displayed a bit of self awareness. On paper an unhinged antique hoarding Target manager who traumatizes random Tinder scrotes by forcing them to re-enact the same
toxic relationship over & over (down to identical IG photo shoots) sounds kinda funny and based. She could be an irl Lifetime Movie Channel villain, but then you cut to her crying alone in her car for hours and it’s just sad.
No. 1862786
>>1862658it does look obsessive, but in an "untreated BPD" way and not a spergy autism way. deep down, heather is a basic bitch. it's been said before, but she engages with all her hobbies in such a superficial way. she's not out there reading up on civil war history or finding out how clock mechanics work, she's just buying and hoarding shit she thinks looks goffic.
I think she would get bored/annoyed with any of those special interest autist ryans real quick if her flings lasted longer than a week kek. because at the end of the day, her dream ryan should have only one obsession, and that's her.
No. 1862854
>>1862794Nta but people aren't "special interests" but with BPD they have this thing called "favorite person." For Heather her fps are the Ryans. And there are other things that point to BPD such as the fear of abandoment, playing the
victim, extreme clinginess i.e. she tried to baby trap Ryan etc…
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Just like everyone said, she posts those thirst trap tit pictures for specific Ryan's.
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These pictures are not it. Especially the one in her blue prairie target dress looking like a corpse
No. 1862908
>>1862905she carries on about her pictures but does nothing about actually improving her appearance
and then again, her appearance isn’t a problem compared to her totally insane personality
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Back to this.
No. 1863000
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And this. Heather you don't feel like a ghost because of your perfectly normal interests, it's because your severe and untreated mental disorders have ostricized you from everyone you know and meet because it's fucking intolerable and cringey.
No. 1863016
>>1834322Heather for the love of all. You need therapy. Your spoopy hobbies aren't what make you single and "not normal". Being "not normal" isn't what is wrong here. Your obsession with obtaining love is.
If those dumbfucks from TAPS had spouses and kids, it ain't the hobby.
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Bitch spent $100 on this today.
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No. 1863350
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>>1863316Okay, she has to be a troll. I've been wearing only black clothes for the last 20 years and I won't call myself goth because I don't listen to goth music, so how is that outfit, with the pale blue jeans close to anything goth at all. There is this joke that you should bring the goths inside in summer because they wear all black and get hot, but how would she know, she isn't goth, she is just her miserable self.
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>>1863316Is it just me, or is her unfiltered face is TOTALLY different from the close up pics she regularly posts? Like the shape of her face here looks nothing like
>>1858702 I wonder if she posts so many selfies because it's the only time she appreciates her appearance
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>>1863316All she needs is a summergothRyan
No. 1863851
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>>1862794Tbh she did used to have that autistic woman physiognomy that Maddie from the leftcow thread has.
No. 1864182
>>1863851that is so bleak
in ten years she has advanced literally one step up the career ladder, from “person who rings stuff up at the cash register” to “person who sets up displays in the store”
like, not even “regional manager” at her age, let alone “buyer” or “executive”
No. 1864343
It's….it's EXACTLY the fricken same. Color, style, everything. I don't even think she touched up her roots.
What is this chick smoking and can I PLEASE have some?
It won't let me upload this OR add the imgur link in the box for it. Argh.
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>>1864343Kek looks like she just had her hair rolled up with a few socks for 20 minutes as usual. What exactly is new? Maybe it's the 3 strands of hair in the front being lightened up? Very true to Hag's nature- speaking of change with little to no noticeable proof. But I'm sure this is exactly what will finally get her a boyfriend for longer than a week.
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She is completely deranged.
No. 1864657
>>1864650Ik people have said this before, but she went from comfort cow to horror cow.
She used to be more subtle and now she's all "look I'm desperate." Looking forward to her midlife crisis.
No. 1864701
>>1864650I want my Halloween milk, therefore she has to find a ZombieRyan by the 14th of October. They can go to a Halloween party, ZombieRyan will never leave her side at the party and the next day, she will tell us, how he fell out of the bed while they had unprotected sex and he somehow broke his leg and now she has to care for him. And just like that, we will finally get AnnieHeather, caring for ZombieRyan, playing some Taylor Swift music to him, cooking ready-made meals for him, decorating his plaster case with some spooky doll stickers and always showing him her special graveyard sign.
I'm so sry, I'm tired, the heat is killing my last braincells and I want Halloween milk No. 1864726
>>1864701She went to a convention back in her gaming days and went crying because she "had too much sex with a guy who looked like Chris redfield and was wondering if she could be pregnant because the condom broke and they just kept going at it anyways".
The whole "I don't know when my period starts" is a complete lie and she's been having unsafe sex for a really long time. I'm surprised she hasn't caught an std yet. She's always been trying to baby trap someone because she wants someone to pay for her way basically. Piggy back ride to success kind of thing. She uses people who are popular in the field, then throws them away as soon as she gets what she wants. When she was gaming she would think she was shit, but was called out several times for using other people's footage and putting her name on it or having her boyfriends of the time doing the gaming for her. She has zero talent. Always has and always will unfortunately. She just needs to get some therapy and expand her social setting. She won't tho, once you hit a certain age and get used to certain patterns it's really hard to break this habits. She has an addiction issue and that's addiction to attention.
No. 1864949
>>1864657But she's totally submerged in moid attention. See
>>1861375Her DMs are probably 90% "Hey babe…" in response to posts like these.
What she's doing is effective at attracting men but it attracts the men who are hunting for wounded animals. These posts she's doing are intentional (3/4 head tilt and sadgirl caption) and I bet they work for what she's trying to do, her DMs will light up like an xmas tree. It's like putting up a neon sign that says "COME HURT ME."
That's what
>>1864677 is saying and I agree except it's worse than BPD moids, she's making herself a prime target for sociopaths who are actually attracted to her primarily because they can abuse her.
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But she doesn’t even fucking read? In her own words has said she hates it actually.
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Goes to this Gettysburg nerdout, knows loads of people there, people willingly hang out and take photos with her, yet
>I have no one. So lonely. No friends. Only internet.
Jeez Hag, make a fucking effort. Or is it that this particular brand of friend doesn’t interest you?
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Sage because last week’s update, but even though this potential Ryan was joking he’s actually pretty on the money, psychologically at least.
No. 1865948
>>1865929I'm guessing she's one of those "friends" who just show up wherever you are and you let them hang out with you because you're there to have a good time and their mental health is clearly relying on it. Either way that's more interaction than a lot of people have access to. It's interesting because on one hand, Hag would love nothing more than to humblebrag about doing anything she thinks would make her seem cool and deserving of attention. But on the other hand, she loves to portray herself as a perpetual
victim and outcast to get attention. Seems like she does the latter when she's on the active hunt for a Ryan and the former when she thinks she has a hook on a Ryan. She wants to seem worthy of his attention because look how super social and fun she suddenly is! Everybody wants a piece of… that.
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>>1866283Jesus fucking Christ. So get in touch with any of the many people you hung out with at the weekend then? If this is her way of trying to bring people in, no one is attracted by this soul-sucking sympathy grabbing game. It’s really fucking draining. Why not just get in touch with any of the girls you hung out with and say hey girl what are you up to etc. Carry the conversation on, no? This is some bullshit and I have zero sympathy for it. I suspect Hag thinks that having friends and a boyfriend means never spending a second of your life feeling alone. It’s so interminably childish. As ever, seek help. From a professional, not chode.
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Sage for autism but look at this cow crossover near miss. That would be a combination made in hell.
No. 1867574
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She always looks the exact same, from the frizzy hair, wild facial expressions, same outfits… she could easily have taken 100 pictures one day two years ago and reused them all this time and I wouldn't know the difference.
No. 1867673
>>1867574frizzanon, you are getting annoying and recognizable with the frizzy hair calling out. of all the ways heather does herself dirty, this is your thing?
i'd rather have clayryan's really obvious ex with her very long paragraphs
No. 1867689
>>1867682.
Yeah she is def not fat but the way she dresses emphasizes her stumpiness. Maybe it's the skinny jeans and the weird types of shirts she wears. I'll bet in her mind all she cares about is showing cleavage for potential hosts/target ryans. Tbh this pic isn't as bad as I've seen bc at least she's not mixing several clashing prints?
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>>1867574kek, for one second I thought you posted an old picture, because picrel from two month ago looks nearly the same, only difference are the boots and the shirt.
No. 1867947
>>1867828Saw this as last post, genuinely thought it was this one
>>1867574 and that no one had posted for hours. Keke.
That anon(s) who said it’s Groundhog Day for real, it really is.
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Cleveland is a shit hole, why is she so obsessed with it and Ohio recently? It doesn’t seem like she has a new ryan?
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Her and Jaimie Lynn Spears look so much alike. Both need some lip filler.
No. 1868364
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Don't threaten me with a good time, Heather. I've been waiting for this arc to manifest for years.
No. 1868622
>>1868364I wonder if she would consider
>>1857130 a date with her ghost Ryan.
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No. 1869114
>>1869066This is quite the statement for someone so average and plain looking. She styles herself horribly and looks even worse when she's doing her best goth LARP with her black Target attire. Same autist hairstyle everyday complete with the frizz of damaged hair at the top. Doesn't help that she does that same soulless stare and eerie smile into the camera in every pic. Wouldn't say she's ugly- she just looks as boring and uninteresting as she actually is. But none of that matters because her personality is the real relationship repellent.
And each time she retells this story it gets more melodramatic kek. Poor Hag can't even post her mental breakdowns to the internet without people questioning her mental state.
No. 1869160
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Talking about her 22 year old Civil War Ryan again
No. 1869164
>>1869066no sane guy likes desperation period, but shes so socially retarded, insecure and entitled she thinks she deserves one and that this is completely normal behavior. shes lucky a true
abusive murderous predator hasnt caught wind of her.
No. 1869231
>>1869164>she thinks she deserves oneThe incel entitlement and thinking it's just a game to win or an item to purchase is really awful, the way she approaches relationships is so fake and transactional. Reminds me of how men practice paragraphs, phrases and actions but times 1000 like she treats another human's life and time as a game prize. many men do the same but it adds irony to "
toxic dating scene" when the insincerity, demanding entitledness, carelessness for other's feelings, careless attitude to sex, shallow but intense short relationships is the same
toxic shit men do that women get traumatised by
No. 1869241
>>1869160KEK. I knew it. Heather is really out here trying to date some dead 22yo. As if the kid didn't sufferer enough in his mortal life. I can't imagine any man from the 1800's would think too highly of a woman who has slept with
something like 10-15 men in the past couple years. She'd likely seem a prostitute to men of that era.
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It’s always some communities fault, not the fact that she’s certified insane
No. 1869501
>>1869486I’m a good person, I’m nice to everyone.
I’m not a monster.
Says the bitch that makes Fatal Attraction & Single White Female look like Hallmark movies.
Who raw dogs randoms/spreads disease and tried to baby trap a guy after less than 3 weeks of dating.
Totally everyone else’s fault some guy blocked her and not her dangerously untreated personality disorder.
No. 1869622
>>1869486>Acts like an absolute menace all over dating sites for years>"falls in love" and has extremely intense relationships over weeks which go up in flames as her demands and moodswings increase>starts getting bunny boiler tier when she's faking pregnancy scares two weeks in>dumbass males finally start interacting and warning each other (actually very rare that men will get involved in this way, that's how bad she is)>heather: how could this happenThat or he just googled her name and found the threads. But really she is straight up traumatising these guys at this point, the way she treated clockryan and babyryan was over the line, and she can't expect to keep having an endless pool of new
victims to play "boyfriend" with. people communicate and post their experiences online and off. She really should have dialed it down years ago, because eventually she will not even be able to get any new Ryans to play with due to being too notorious.
No. 1869707
>>1869622I don’t get why cows blame the farms for their romantic setbacks, all we do is collect the crazy things THEY say & do in one place. She would’ve scared every Ryan away with or without our help bc her behavior is consistently unhinged. This thread just gives moids a sneak preview of the hell that awaits them, but they can just as easily learn by scrolling through her social media for 5 minutes. And none of it even hurts her chances; moids still flood her DMs daily on some “I can fix her” shit. Her pattern over the years is to blame different communities for her problems to avoid looking in the mirror.
Hey Heather, I know you’re a Swiftie so here are some lyrics for your next titty selfie reel:
>IT’S ME>HI>I’M THE PROBLEM IT’S ME No. 1869712
>>1869486Why is she assuming that someone told this guy about her? Is it not more probable that if she was talking to this guy for a few days he saw posts like
>>1868364 >>1869066 and realized she was crazy? Also who would “warn” him about her? How would they even know he matched with her. The last two Ryans were LDRs. Why is it the fucking. Tombstone “community.” I have so many questions I don’t understand her reasoning.
No. 1869763
>>1869722I'm also interested in knowing this. With the way Heather portrays her life, you'd think she has no family. From what I read on the earlier threads, she has an older and younger sister. Idk if anything else about them has ever been posted.
Heather also claimed in the past her parents "wouldn't allow her" to move back in because they voted for Trump.?? That's about all I know.
No. 1869785
>>1869722Same. She never, ever mentions her family. Is her dad around? Does she never visit with her aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins…? And she has more than 200 fb friends, are all of those just people she knows from online?? Did she go to uni or college or what?
She’s such an empty person.
No. 1869811
>>1869722She has a sister who she claimed tried to kill her and used that to get her ex to move her to San Francisco. She also had her sister on the mic and camera several times. Before all that she was super reclusive and she was very promiscuous sexually wise while living with her parents. She hated living them and would reach out to guys and beg them to move her out to their place. She even contacted a gamer who lived in Saudi and begged him to move her in with him because " my sister is crazy and my family hates me". So she moved to San Francisco and became even more reclusive and refused to socialize with anyone other than online. Then Adam happened, she moved in with him but his parents kicked them out because they despised her because he had a gf before her they all loved and if I'm not mistaken they were engaged and it broke off because he cheated on her with Heather. So they kicked me out, she moved back in with her parents and started her "heather sparkles" phase because she was cut out of her grandpas will for being the problem child and he said he'd include her if she cleaned up her act. Que the major shift in style and appearance and Adam and her moved back with her family for a while, saved up enough, moved out. She went bat shit crazy, threw the
abusive trope and that's how she got her parents to take her back.
Sorry for the long post, but that's all the information I was know.
No. 1869842
>>1869813That was a typo, my mistake y'all we all know she wouldn't say this stuff about herself, she's too busy being the
victim. Plus everything this is from us from the beginning threads.
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I guess her diets over and since when did she smoke weed? Is there a 420ryan on the horizon
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Whiplash time. We’re at that stage in the cycle…again.
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No. 1870512
>>1870441she doesn’t want friends
she only wants a Ryan
No. 1870752
>>1870533Kek imagine Heather thinking about anyone else but herself for once and volunteering at an elder housing facility. She'll be scrolling on her phone the whole time then post about how she talked to so many old people that gave her their first hand experiences with historic events.
On another note Heather doesn't know true loneliness. It's just a mating call she uses to attract desperate scrotes to occupy her time. Her problem is she's always exclusively looking for her next boyfriend to obsess over. She doesn't want to meet people. And given how unlikable, whiny, annoying and shallow she is, absolutely no one will entertain her long enough before they realize she's a lost cause. She's not only scaring off the Ryans- she's scaring off absolutely everyone with a functioning brain.
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>>1870611Point in case, here we are in stories now, flexing the All Men Are Trash part of the cycle
>back on bumble>guy talking to me, he liked spooky shit>well, like pop culture spooky shit, not real spooky shit like I like>anyway we were getting on>then I get a chat ended notification and he’s unmatched me >Men. Are. Trash. >maybe I’ll just get a toy and give it a name>that can be my boyfriend Then…crash zoom into
>I know what you’re all going to say >I don’t deserve love >I get loads of messages telling me to lose weight and if I were skinny I’d find someone Bitch what? No, we rip you here. I don’t believe for one second anyone is messaging you that shit. So lay off the sheetz and ice cream then. Go film yourself puffing on the treadmill at the gym again. Better still, don’t film yourself, and actually get in shape. But no one is telling you that you HAVE to.
No. 1870863
>>1870798her personality is her main problem
I don’t think there is a single person here who thinks otherwise
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She deleted this
No. 1871046
>>1871023She’s such an energy vampire. She seems relieved now, but when that BPD emptiness starts to creep back in in another hour or two, she’ll be crying into her insta stories again like nothing happened.
Get medicated, Heather.
No. 1871078
>>1870798>well, like pop culture spooky shit, not real spooky shit like I likeshe is like those religious freaks telling everyone that only their god is real and all the others are fake
>>1871023Someone, not a friend, not a family member, just someone. Imagine how draining it has to be to know her in real life, it's already draining for us seeing her behaviour and we can close the browser anytime and make her go away fast.
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>>1871023 Real life Alex Forrest
No. 1871328
>>1871104This is your fourth Fatal Attraction post. It wasn't funny the first time.
>>1871046It seems like it already wasn't enough for her. If she was satisfied, why post about it on her socials and immediately delete?
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No. 1871479
>>1871057you are one of those paul dano nonnies aren't you
>>1871299Was paperyan the gay looking one she broke up with for being "too religious" or something? He was probably the closest thing to a good match she has had yet, but I guess not rawdogging until marriage is a big dealbreaker for heather.
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It’s the spot on that tower she takes all the Ryan’s to on the first date
No. 1871515
>>1871393Just tell the ghost you might be pregnant Heather, that should scare him away!
God I wish she'd get some fucking therapy and medication. Her endless spiraling isn't even milky at this point, just bleak and sad.
No. 1871801
>>1871510She looks like that crazy chick who attacked a dudes car with a knife, had her mom come up and immediately played
victim and then smashed her face into the window and lost a tooth. Also looks crazy like the crazy eat your vegetables lady.
Have a feeling she will end up like that. And I'm down for it.
No. 1872190
>>1871723kek, I love your idea, guess Werner Herzog could make a good documentary like that about her
>>1871510can I get a Halloween Wedding with a ZombieRyan? Please, I'm asking very nicely and we all would like some new milk and are tired of her crying and whining all day long, I guess.
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Who’s the lucky Ryan then? Hideous stories in which she fails to fire a straw at one of these goobers, plus bonus breathless tittering and sniggering. Vomitrocious.
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>>1872863This guy is literally doing the Virgin Walk
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She loves bouncing her tits around and giggling with men she will never fuck.
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>>1872910You're not kidding. Jiggle physics turned up to 11 for these humble Ryanlets.
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Here we go again.
No. 1873215
>>1873190Fucking yessss my money is on LongHairVirginRyan from the Goober Brothers
>>1872910.
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>>1873166What do you mean, nona?
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Thats funny, she's a week early. Said she gets it "around the 6th" before.
No. 1873301
>>1873257Good catch, Nona. Over time the dates shift earlier and earlier but it takes much longer than one month to move by an entire week.
>t. periodsplainingI wonder which is the lie and which is the truth. As usual the common denominator is manipulating men into giving her attention
>>1873218Tragic
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Time for the new Ryan soft launch pics
No. 1873357
>>1872863oh, poor, poor Heather, she is so, so lonely, everyone hates her and no one wants to spend time with her…
>>1873086kek, still, Winona Ryder was a teenager, Heather is an adult woman, but maybe Beetlejuice 2 will have that plot
>>187331393 days until Halloween, you can do it, Heather, I believe in you and I can't wait for my tasty Halloween milk.
No. 1873370
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>>1873313>>1873343from the hairy arms and the watch it's this one, I think
No. 1873374
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>>1873313GoofRyan confirmed. I am so rooting for this one, and your Halloween Drama, HDramanon. Honesty, I am rooting for this to work out. It seems like she’s met this Ryan in the Real World and hung out with his little Goober Gang. Fingers crossed Hagwatchers.
What shall we call him?
No. 1873431
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>>1873388Peak junior school hair pull and pinching technique. He’s obviously fucked off home because the attention seeking has started.
No. 1873480
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Here we go.
No. 1873491
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He already has her on his insta profile, maybe she finally found one as codependent as she is.
No. 1873511
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>>1873507She met him at that battlefield bash or whatever. He's in some paranormal group! That'll help her reputation in the community when they crash and burn in 2 weeks
No. 1873512
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Samefag but off their website
No. 1873521
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>>1873517It's the same guy. Here is a ss from his facebook. You can see that image of him to the left.
No. 1873550
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>>1873458He looks like cobra if he didn’t abuse alcohol, smoking, and duster lmao
No. 1873628
>>1873512Ok I really want this one to work out now
>paranormal investigator>met irl doing a fun activity>localpraying on my hands and knees she doesn't fuck it up by inflicting her bpd moodswings on him, (she will, it is foretold, but I can pray) this seems like a good healthy start compared to picking up another checkshirt dating site moid
No. 1873689
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>>1873637Here's a present for you and Frizzanon, nonita. This isn't a screencap, she actually posted this photo.
No. 1873897
after seeing this new guy’s background/interests here
>>1873511suddenly this panic attack post makes way more sense
>>1871393always baiting the new ryan with their interests, excited for a new cycle to begin. are we placing bets? i am hoping halloween-anon gets their wish
No. 1874576
>>1874192For sure option 1. She obviously likes some Ryans over others, and shows that through posting. Look how insane she went over TrainRyan
Looks don't seem to matter though as she was also obsessed with BloodRyan
No. 1874923
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Does she even go for herself? It seems like the only time she gives a shit about the gym is when she's trying to woo a Ryan. I don't feel like this one would really care that she's built like Elon Musk.
No. 1875209
>>1875195yes. she ENDED at 2.5 but it took her forty whole minutes to get BARELY past two miles… that means she walked on a 3.0 or 3.1 (before ending on 2.5)
this is obesity-level workouts. it's wild how out of shape she is
No. 1875258
>>1875254NTA but Heather isn’t obese, she’s just out of shape and flabby. No amount of cardio, low impact or high impact, is going to change that. She doesn’t need to lose weight she needs to reduce fat and gain muscle. That’s only going to happen with resistance training of some kind. She could swim which would also be cardio and is the best way to shred fat and gain muscle, she could weightlift, do kick boxing, cycling. But she needs resistance training, not low impact cardio. It’s not going to do anything for her. Walking isn’t excessive. Getting steps in isn’t working out it should be something you do regardless of another form of movement. She could walk as a warm up or a cool down, but
not as the sole “exercise” of the day.
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No. 1875338
>>1875330i bet you're fat.
>>1875315he's a real dale gribble type. i'm looking forward to their beautiful future together
No. 1875370
>>1875315You know, at first I thought she had lowered her standards too much. But after seeing them together like this AND the fact he already gave her a lock of his hair. He might be perfect.
>>1875338>he's a real dale gribble typekek. Heather would fancy herself a Nancy.
No. 1875390
>>1875347I literally said she doesn’t need to lose weight but rather get in shape as in tone herself. I’m not weight policing her lmao. She’s just out of shape not horribly fat. She needs to lose fat but she could stay at that weight and look good if she built muscle. Walking
is good to lose weight when you’re obese. It’s not an exercise to build muscle. That’s what she needs. I’m not the anon saying she needed to lose weight I’m the anon that said she needs resistance training.
(continued nitpicking/derail) No. 1875615
>>1875315Did a moid willingly supply a hair lock for her ryan locket?! What a plot twist
>>1875490The fact she isn't obsessing is a good sign, it means she's less anxious and maybe will not hit the self destruct button as fast as she usually does.
Prayin' for you, Mulder
No. 1875747
>>1875737Wow I'm dumb…
she finally bagged someone as sad as she is. But I guess the opposite works too.
No. 1875816
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This is insanity
No. 1875847
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No. 1876012
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>>1875867baby photo is still up…(subtle) and this
He's all in
No. 1876065
>>1876050But she'll never admit that she just wasn't into it, she'll have to put the
victim spin on it and post thousands of late night rants about how she was traumatized and mentally abused and she put up with as much as she could but she had to take care of herself and walk away. It's only August 4th
nonnie, they aren't making it to Halloween kek
No. 1876195
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No. 1876202
>>1876195There's no way she's losing followers since posting about her relationship of 2 days since this is her…fourth? relationship this year, (not counting dates) is she trying to fool this new one that this is her first boyfriend of the year?
>Checkshirt scrote who she said was toxic and split up with him first>Clockryan, the love of her life, forgotten the next week>Babyryan, the man who would not step up to care for his imaginary baby am I missing anyone?
No. 1876938
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>>1876615kek nona, how did you guess?
No. 1877411
>>1876938Wow, it was literally just a guess kek. Thanks for that
She always makes it seem like hundreds
No. 1877625
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With anyone else I probably wouldn't even notice but Heather is collecting too much baby stuff right now.