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No. 2116610

Dana Christine Hare, from Florida, now living in Tennessee, age 31, is an ebegging, drug and alcohol addled polyfiend with a pattern of inviting live-in "partners" under the guise of equality, only for these arrangements to collapse in predictable drama and social media call-out posts. Still legally married to Matt Hare, alleged rapist of almost a dozen women, Dana now lives with her current partner Eli and young child of Matt Hare.

Recent milk:
>Nonnies note old Tumblr post with reference to Jonathan: >>>/snow/2080604
>Identity confirmed as Jonathan Negron Torres: >>>/snow/2080781, who is currently incarcerated for separate sex crimes with a 12-16yo: >>>/snow/2080787
>Dana herself confirms that allegations are 'close to the truth': >>>/snow/2081136
>Dana denies that teenagers are children: >>>/snow/2083490
>Dana does damage control after being outed for dating yet another predator: >>>/snow/2084276

>Eli is miserable as per >>>/snow/2100573

>caught still trying to sell videos of Gaby >>>/snow/2098192
>Dana licks a toilet >>>/snow/2096713
>more allegations against Matt Hare, including drugging, beating and raping a 15 year old girl >>>/snow/2104324
>child rapist Matt Hare and his new family Amanda and children >>>/snow/2105664
>is Dana pretty when she cries about losing her hotdog stand job within a week for sleeping with her coworkers already? >>>/snow/2108673
>Dana responds to Matt and Amanda posting in the snark sub >>>/snow/2109222
>Cade, hotdog hookup, is revealed to be another drunk ugly nasty fool orbiting Dana >>>/snow/2109783
>Dana wants to start over. She doesn't >>>/snow/2111023


Old Milk:
>Most accurate description of her ever, coming from ex-best friend, termed "Hurricane Dana": >>>/snow/2029841
>Dana and Matt are expecting, fail to move back home and get family support and decide to have unpaid live-in maid "equal partner" Chelsea move in; this setup quickly falls apart. It will be a pattern for years to come: >>>/snow/2029783
>Unsightly boyfriend Eli, the man for whom Dana regularly delivers fresh women; yes, she gets jealous but that's okay!: >>>/snow/2028438
>Still married to rapist Matt Hare years on being with her "husband" Eli: >>>/snow/2029782 and >>>/snow/2029701
>Moved away immediately after becoming official with Eli, decided to be polyfags instead of breaking up: >>>/snow/2029822
>Rotating inhabitants of the house—not roommates but mommy's beloved partners—in and out of her child's life; see the woman right before Gaby (now known to be Shaina): >>>/snow/2029831 and her bullshit "yeah caretakers might leave… and it may hurt a little bit… but I vet well!" (Gaby moved in weeks after dating Dana and Eli): >>>/snow/2030066
>Yet more evidence of their unicorns breaking up with them and calling them out on social media: >>>/snow/2030741
>Bullied her rapist ex moid's victims, accusing them of slander and playing victim herself: >>>/snow/2061795 and >>>/snow/2061994
>"Triad" gf Gaby breaks up with Dana; of course, Dana is handling it well (with alcohol): >>>/snow/2029531
>Ebegging to fix her nasty rotting teeth, even though she says she can afford it on her own. But we have to pay her because she provides education: >>>/snow/205196 and >>>/snow/206338
>Regularly uses being a mother to promote her porn: >>>/snow/2029452
>Constant lurking on Reddit and LC: >>>/snow/2062315 and >>>/snow/2062297
>Eli is a creep: >>>/snow/2062800
>Still defending herself, including bullying Matt Hare's victims, putting her child at risk out of sheer stubbornness; she can never admit she was in the wrong: >>>/snow/2062715
>Dana reveals she has been in and out of trouble with CPS, who investigated her ex strangling her infant and later asked her to remove pornographic imagery from the home shared with her child: >>>/snow/2064430 and >>>/snow/2065094
>Dana claims to be unable to buy her child Christmas gifts but buys her bf an Xbox and her polyfriends worthless tat: >>>/snow/2068430
>Her scrote is a crossdresser who chases troons: >>>/snow/2064955
>Admits her 7yo daughter pole dances in their home: >>>/snow/2067656
>Claims to want to avoid reading here for New Year's resolution, fails immediately
>In an unexpected twist, a news article is located that shows that she accidentally maimed a girl's foot with a lawnmower aged 10: >>>/snow/2073564
>Releases a video addressing the incident: >>>/snow/2073796 in which she threatens us with a lolsuit
>Admits to using AI to generate her "educational" video scripts: >>>/snow/2074528
>Former roommate Shaina posts expose on Reddit: >>>/snow/2092845
>Shaina drops receipts of Dana being creepy and manipulative: >>>/snow/2093311

First thread (poly general): >>>/snow/2026090
Thread #1: >>>/snow/2064363
2#: >>>/snow/2073891
3#: >>>/snow/2080574
4#: >>>/snow/2095309

Redditfags learn to sage and reply. Please enough WKing.

Socials:
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@itssinnabunny?lang=en
Twitter: https://x.com/itssinnabunny
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/itssinnabunny/
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/Sinnabunny_sgh/

The snark subreddit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/itssinnabunnysnark/

No. 2116612

Lame thread pic. And also yeah we hate Matt Hare but it was pretty shitty of you to make a post calling out attention to his new partner's children.

No. 2116616

>>2116612
Yeah yeah ok. Anything else, anon?

No. 2116626

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It's been a LONG 10 years for Dana.

No. 2116632

that girl from previous thread made a video about Dana's "romance" book and reviewed it, she was not happy about it being made and messaged author saying some lets just say interesting things

No. 2116638

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>>2116632(repost)

No. 2116640

>>2116626
Um does she have a picture of herself on her phone case kek??

No. 2116648

>>2116640
Kek I think that's Miley Cyrus when she had a blonde pixie cut

No. 2116650

I am honored that you chose my Pic nona! Thank you for the new thread!

No. 2116653

>>2116626
Christ, this before-and-after really highlights how awful her face tattoos are. The hideous stomach tattoo accentuates her gunt too. Astonishing how someone can have dozens of tattoos and all of them are bad.

>>2116650
Our pic, nona (I made the meme without Dana's face)! Ngl I was surprised to see it used as threadpic but I am honored nonetheless. Here's to another 1200 posts about this rat!

No. 2116658

>>2116653
>Astonishing how someone can have dozens of tattoos and all of them are bad.
That's what you get when you barter coffee beans for tattoos instead of going to a reputable tattoo artist who tattoos in exchange for money.

No. 2116662

>>2116638
I know others are loosing their shit on Dana commenting on someone's Self Harm Scars but I just don't see it as a big deal. If you are going to snark on others, don't crash out when the cow attempts sympathy from you. Could have used it for more milk.

No. 2116701

>>2116626
oh my god shes became an ugly drunken hag of a terrible mother. Hopefully one day society realizes phone addiction is as terrible as alcoholism.

No. 2116703

other happenings from last thread:
>nips out at Disney >>>/snow/2096544
>Eli now sleeping in a separate bedroom >>>/snow/2100976
>new gf Kaylee gradually transforming from normie wallflower into gunt-out dangerhair >>>/snow/2101202
>acknowledges being fired from coffee bean delivery job but claims it was because of haturz, not recording herself using her phone while driving company vehicle >>>/snow/2101218
>gets a new dog >>>/snow/2103216 surprise it's a high-energy working breed, what could go wrong >>>/snow/2104490
>cow crossover as Dana defends fellow sexpest Jonny Craig >>>/snow/2103321
>Repzilla drops video about Dana >>>/snow/2103434
>more info on Dana's parenting including leaving child alone at home without a sitter >>>/snow/2103486
>hobosexual comet partner Tone crashing at the house >>>/snow/2104488
>creepily names new dog after ex's child, in defending herself acknowledges that ex has her blocked on everything kek >>>/snow/2104552
>has her child making coke-spoon kandi bracelets >>>/snow/2105380
>claims new job is "music things" and lets her to go "any festival for free" >>>/snow/2106974
>eagle eye nona spots Dana in video posted by her new employer, it's a hot dog stand >>>/snow/2107261
>Bambi claims to have caught Dana and Kaylee talking shit about her and trying to lure in new victims to the polycule >>>/snow/2108362
>Dana fired from hotdog stand in less than a month >>>/snow/2108992
>>>/snow/2109367
>Dana is so totally gay despite her sexual partners being predominantly male >>>/snow/2109543 >>>/snow/2111848
>posts long video crashing out about not enjoying her bday, CPS forcing her to take down giant painting of fruit as genitals >>>/snow/2114733
>impending breakup suspected as Dana makes video about deescalation >>>/snow/2114959 and Eli posts nothing for their 6yr anniversary >>>/snow/2115384
>Dana claims her mom's old car was stolen, turns out it was removed by HOA after multiple warnings >>>/snow/2115807
>another Matt/Dana survivor comes forward >>>/snow/2115779

No. 2116708

File: 1746988480781.jpg (1.38 MB, 2119x7286, cuntygay.jpg)

>>2116703
>Dana is so totally gay despite her sexual partners being predominantly male
Picrel, collage from a Tattoo Tuesday. Re:knuckle tattoos
>She got them on a "job stopper tattoo date" with Matt Hare (a scrote).
>The only other story she has about her very personal tattoos, is a misogynistic joke she told on her first date with Eli (another scrote).
>Somehow this makes her "Cunty Gay"

No. 2116715

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Not posting the video for obvious reasons, but she scrollings though endless thumbnails of children in precarious positions, mostly of their butts and crotches, as a “gotcha” that pole dancing is an innocent sport. This shit actually makes me sick that so children are being exploited on Instagram like this, and shes so fucking stupid to not see what this actually is.(spoiler your shit)

No. 2116716

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No. 2116717

>>2116715
Go through the follows and comments. I bet theres alot of creepy weird old men. Pedophilic men, who are using these young girls as free porn. But yeah just because someone decided one day to include children in pole dancing sport that makes it morally okay and not sexual at all!! The people who invented childrens pole dancing, male or female, are fucking groomers. Plain and simple. And if you choose to put your children in "pole dancing sport" then you are supporting childhood sexual exploitation and allowing your child to directly participate and become a victim to it. Extra points for the parents recording it and putting it on social media! Gross scrotes are having a hay day!
Kill me…

No. 2116719

>>2116715
I'm sorry, she turned to the internet to justify grooming her child, while at the same fucking time casually looking at softcore cp. what in the everloving fucking is wrong with her.

No. 2116721

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>>2116710
She's willfully obtuse, those poses are very clearly sexual and no it's not an us problem. If Dana wanted TH to learn a sport to teach her flexibility, strength and agility, she could enroll her in gymnastic classes like a normal parent. Hell, even gymnastics is known to attract groomers and predators due to the moves/poses/outfits. The difference is that gymnastics is a legitimate sport and not a watered down version of stripping

Also kek at Dana saying pole is her "passion," as if she actually uses it regularly or can do more than the most basic entry level moves. The pole is in her house to entice other degenerates, just like the 'content studio,' drugs, full bar, basically the entire basement(repost)

No. 2116731

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Dana posted a bunch of stories about what ~content~ she's going to post moving forward, i.e. promoting her OF, 'educational' polyamory videos and QandAs with her partners. She states she's not going to do full day vlogs anymore as too many haydurz have been calling her out for not showing her showering or caring for her daughter. She also claims to have two full time jobs.

No. 2116736

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So much for all that talk about how her top priorities are herself, money and her daughter. Clearly even drunk dumbass Cade is smart enough to decline being her partner, hence situationship kek

No. 2116741

>>2116731
>two full time jobs
I'm honestly surprised she isn't trying to claim she has "five jobs" and counting OF, the paddle shop, her blogging, etc. all seperately. It's pretty obvious she's got her day job and then all this other bullshit, there's no way she has the time for two full time jobs on top of everything else.

>>2116736
God, cade's hands are so grotesque. He has the legs/arms and hands of a 65yo man with a drinking problem. It's funny how hard Dana tries to flex all her partners, but they are all ugly and only seem to get uglier with each new addition. Last semi cute "almost relationship" was Morgan and she jumped ship fast once Dana tried to "escalate" the relationship.

No. 2116746

>>2116653
Sorry, you are right. We did good on this one nona.
>>2116736
How do you even find yourself in a lige where you have a child and openly posts about having "situationships" on social media? All whilst having said child's name tattooed on your chest for the world to see. White trash if I ever saw it.

No. 2116761

>>2116662
I thought it was all for the sake of content and views, I doubt it deeply offended her. A lot of these shitty teaspill type channels pearlcluch for the grift, not because their feelings actually come into play. I don't care because I support Dana being flamed into obscurity for the sake of her very young child.

No. 2116763

>>2116736
It was obvious from the beginning the dude just wanted sex a couple times yet she was so happy, glowing, overjoyed, showing him off, and even changed her hair because of him even though she claimed it was because of Eli. How are you this easy to manipulate, for the love of God girl log off.

No. 2116775

>>2116763
Cade is also really repulsive looking, scrawny/sickly body, seems constantly drunk, loud, obnoxious and rude, tiny dick that's all bush, unwashed dirty fingernails, a literal minimum wage hotdog vendor etc. I fail to see a singular good quality in this man, even in comparison to a loser like Eli. I feel like Dana is just convincing herself he was "worth it" getting fired from the hot dog stand that would have at the very least get her to attend various festivals for free. Sunk cost fallacy, but the "prize" is someone literally no one would want in the first place. Eugh. I also get Dana has limited options now because she's similarly repulsive, but still. Standards are in hell.

No. 2116834

>>2116662
I think its more bc Dana shows how hypocritical she is by making those self harm comments, considering she is always touting herself as this open minded supportive progressive person

No. 2116842

>>2116703
>>2116708
You should've added that to the thread summary instead of shitting up the thread with this ancient milk.
>>2116731
Let me guess, she counts OF as a full time job.
>>2116715
At least censor this shit jfc
>>2116736
Ew, literally thought those were her kids hands. Tiny gross stumpy
hands to match his tiny chode dick.

No. 2116851

>>2116842
ayrt, clearly I'm not the one who made this shit thread or else I would have included it in the OP, kek. where's your contribution retard?

No. 2116857

>>2116851
My contribution is telling you there's no point in adding it afterwards, retard. If the op made a shit thread, then it's done, no point in shitting up the thread with old milk when most of us were there for prev thread too.

No. 2116909

>>2116715
>there is nothing inherently sexual!!!
ok so then why arent boys doing pole dancing then? only little girls are exploited for this shit and its because it is sexual and little girls are sexualized in this pedo scrote society.

No. 2116932

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She just confirmed those nasty swollen hands are cade's while trying to act smug and clapback at his place of work for firing her. She's also up at 3AM posting this and arguing in the comments still. kek

No. 2116951

>>2116834
exactly why is this so hard to understand kek

No. 2116953

>>2116932
>hot take: fucking coworkers isn’t inherently messy
Okay, but she literally got fired for it so what the fuck is she talking about kek. That comment is correct. Who is she to give advice? (Even if it is ChatGPT generated advice.)

No. 2116963

>>2116909
That's a great pointy nonnie, I hope someone else confronts her with it someday

No. 2116991

>>2116932
Doing all of this with your daughters name tattoo'd across your chest is devious work. She's such a narcissistic waste of space.

No. 2117036

>>2116932
if shes seriously trying to make eli jealous (LMAO) its failing miserably. I bet not even kaylee likes him. his only quality is that hes willing to get as drunk as her.

No. 2117057

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She's like shayna levels of unsexy in these weird thirst traps she's been posting lately
>>2116932
>>2117036
I wonder if she's coping because Eli gave her flack for losing her job so quickly kek

No. 2117101

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>>2117057
God, these clips are so funny because the way she's writhing around, trying to suck in her gut while rolling her eyes back, flapping her lips like a fish out of water, etc. Even the ugly satin sleepwear she's wearing fits awkwardly with the straps digging into her meaty shoulders and hanging incredibly loose on her chest. Also massive kek at people telling her she looks great blonde.

>>2116932
I noticed she's stopped wearing the necklace that Eli gave to her as a gift too this past month? Ever since she met cade she only seems to wear that ugly prolapsed butthole necklace.

>>2117036
Honestly, I think things are beginning to cool off with Kaylee too. She was the new favorite person for a while, but then Kaylee got a new partner and started fading into the background more and more. I think Cade is just Dana coping with the ever growing distance between her and Eli, her getting fired from the hotdog stand, and having to share kaylee. Cade just seems happy to have been granted access to their basement bar and BJs on command, they haven't even really done anything together besides drink and film terrible porn.

No. 2117160

>>2117057
>>2117101
The gaping jaw is insanely unsexy, she looks like she had a stroke.

No. 2117163

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Cade is both her fwb and partner, and now her favourite dick kek

No. 2117173

>>2117163
So she’s telling everyone Cade has a tiny dick in that last pic? I wonder how he feels about that

No. 2117198

>>2117173
its anazing, she finds a new person, immediately overshares online, which is basically trashing someone kek

No. 2117253

>>2117057
>>2117101
She's a year late to the brat trend, so that adds an additional layer to the corny, try-hard mess.

No. 2117344

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Family friendly festival guize

No. 2117365

I just watched one of her pinned videos on tt and it comes off like one of those trashy reality TV shows from the mid 00s. but it's her basically vlogging about her life. how does she not realize how weird it is?

No. 2117384

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Cade used to be attractive until he met Dana I guess

No. 2117386

>>2117057
Shayna is literally far less offputting than her, if that says anything.

No. 2117388

>>2117384
>picrel
>attractive
Jesu Cristo, do you have no shame

No. 2117389

>>2117384
Attractive is a big stretch, but he definitely looked a lot less alcoholic and homeless pre-covid. Dude really aged 20+ years in like 5. I thought he was much older than he actually seems to be.

>>2117386
Still insane to think about tbh. Even Shaynus rat teeth are nice than Dana's rotten gums. Shayna is only ever so slightly better dressed though.

No. 2117397

>>2117384
It's a lot kinder to yourself to have some standards.

No. 2117399

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>>2117384
I agree nona he looks like a non-offensive mid moid here, comparatively attractive vs the mess he looks now

No. 2117400

>>2117384
How do you know this is the same guy? Doesn’t look like him

No. 2117411

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>>2117400
It’s not him, this Cade is a much better looking Cade that lives in Nashville, here is what he looks like now. Dana’s Cade looks more like he has a touch of the downs and he has some noticeable big freckles on his nose and cheek

No. 2117413

>>2117411
As someone that knows these people and lives locally, this is the same Cade

No. 2117414

>>2117413
Damn, what happened? Is he an alcoholic?

No. 2117415

>>2117384
>Cade used to be attractive
????????????????????
Are we seeing the same picture? He's literally fat as fuck with zero attractive features.
>>2117413
>lives locally
Is Dana really known as the local cokehead/alcoholic and infamous in the community as the reddit locals claim?

No. 2117416

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>>2117411
>>2117400
good catch nonas. looking back, this guy has blue eyes and Dana's fuckbuddy has brown eyes. if not for that, I could believe it was the same guy who just hit the wall at 100mph

No. 2117417

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I think the lighting is weird on that Instagram pic he def has brown eyes and this is the same Cade just let himself go (who wouldn’t after being with dana)

No. 2117420

>>2117417
ayrt damn you've changed my mind again. same nose, eyebrows, patchy beard distribution, receding hairline. that's a rough ass five years

No. 2117434

>>2117384
It looks like a guy in good light before he became an alcoholic, got that drunk bloat & grew a beard. Alcohol & a shitty job will age you so fast. Idk if it's him but wouldn't be surprised either way.

No. 2117435

Can someone put a link to this thread in the old one please?

No. 2117437

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>>2117417
IF this is the same Cade, which I’m not 100% convinced, he’s got a couple arrests under his belt, one for DUI and one for theft

No. 2117448

>>2117384
>>2117399
>>2117411
>>2117416
>>2117417
>>2117437
Are nonnas face blind or something? This is very clearly the same man, just pre full blown alcoholism and a very gross beard. Same tiny nose, same hairline, same eye shape and color? Even his ears are the same? Bro just hit the wall fast and hard. Crazy that he's only 31, I definitely thought he was in his mid 40s minimum.

No. 2117492

>>2117448
thats what I'm fucking saying lmao, anons here can be weirdly blind to the obvious its so cringe, christ just lurk kek.
cade was definitely conventionally attractive before he let himself go. no clue what happened, but if hes at a point in his life where hes working at a stupid edgy hot dog stand and was drunk enough to think dana was attractive enough to fuck and keep around, hes gonna get worse kek. I agree with the anon that said he aged 20 years in 5, but if he stays with dana hes gonna age 10 years in two kekk

No. 2117602

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New job might be something at a bar or nightlife related based on the hours. Guess she won't be doing TH's night OR morning routine

No. 2117608

>>2117602
>claims to work an eleven hour shift
>spends last waking hour taking her dog on a hour and a half walk
So much for focusing on her daughter I guess. Good thing she got a high maintenance, high activity dog AND a ferret to take care of just to turn around and never be home anyways.

No. 2117764

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New video dropped on her. I think he does a really great job covering everything. Glad to see more people warning about her.

No. 2117999

>>2117764
I think he just copy paste it everything that rep talked about

No. 2118210

>>2117764
Is Dana really popular enough to make make videos about & rehash the same snark? She doesn't even have internet fans tbh.

No. 2118211

>>2117492
He got DUIs and started binge drinking while working at a hot dog stand. He needs rehab not Dana. They are gonna be a real power couple. BPD mixed with an alcoholic partner; great milk.

No. 2118218

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>>2118211
He was also in a several year long relationship with a very normal and relatively pretty looking woman back in the old pics. I wonder if their break up sent him into a spiral or something because he looks like absolute shit now. It seems the alleged theft might have something to do with a messy break up too. It looks like the hotdog vendor job is post break-up too, he was previously a server at a restaurant. There's no way this guy isn't an alcoholic though. He appears to have warts on his hands too? Real winner "worth getting fired for"!

No. 2118246

>>2118218
Alcoholic red puffy hands. Fingers that will give you BV.

No. 2118287

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>>2118218
Prince Charles sausage fingers

No. 2118376

>>2117384
>attractive
wrong pic?

No. 2118469

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She’s been calling Cade her partner for weeks now but he doesn’t want to be with her. Her definition of a partner is extremely loose

No. 2118480

>>2118469
Cade is just friends with benefits & Dana can not cope.

No. 2118526

>>2118469
did she seriously pull a Heather Steele lmao

No. 2118619

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>>2118469
Starting birth control for a man who won’t commit to a relationship is so fucking embarrassing

No. 2118624

>>2118619
She reeks of both desperation and body odour

No. 2118654

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>>2118469
this would be embarrassing to post even for a teen girl, let alone a mother in her 30s. pick-meism is a disease and she's terminal.

>>2118619
she claims the pill is for double protection, but we all know it's so Cade can hit it rawdog kek. Tone has been around for a minute and she never felt the need to get back on BC before

No. 2118664

>>2118654
I'm actually surprised she is just now going on BC since she's had plenty of other male partners besides Eli. There are plenty of non hormonal bc options as well. I wonder if Eli suggested this ?

No. 2118711

>>2118654
I swore Dana's porn didn't include condoms

No. 2118737

>>2118711 i’ve never seen her do porn with any men other than people that openly have vasectomies which is common in the line of work

No. 2118877

>>2118218
Is that a wart on his finger

No. 2118913

>>2118877 it looks like a burn

No. 2118951

New Repzilla video. Haven't listened to it fully yet but apparently while he was watching her response on a livestream she deleted the video before he could watch it all.

No. 2118952

>>2118951
Here's the video of the livestream he uploaded on a different channel

No. 2118957

File: 1747614642667.jpg (345.85 KB, 1204x1830, 1000006626.jpg)

Crazy she uses white hero male as an insult when that's all she panders to.

No. 2118958

>>2117101
This is the worst video she has ever posted by far and looks like a vegetable having a epileptic fit. Please don't post it ever again, I don't want to think about it.

>>2118218
Who is asking for this.

No. 2118971

File: 1747618852321.jpg (348.13 KB, 1290x2265, Loluhg.jpg)

Who is she negging? The new guy? Eli? Kaylee?

No. 2118976

>>2118951
kekkk he really tears her apart. amazing how she claims she never had sex parties with her daughter home, when there are receipts of her telling guests not to bang in the basement living room at certain hours bc her daughter would be awake

>>2118957
a 7yo child consenting to a hug from a family member is not at all the same as consenting to be posted on the internet discussing how you exposed her to adult activities like pole dancing. trying not to alog

No. 2118985

>>2118957
Where is that energy when her so called partner calls her she?

No. 2118999

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she's a moron for linking the video that completely exposes her kek. I guess she's banking on the kneejerk hatred for a white man supposedly disrespecting her pronouns, without any further analysis

No. 2119003

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>>2118999
She's also lying about the comments. I found four comments out of 387, or about 1%, that were critical of transgenderism. Most of the comments seem to be generic repzilla stanning or expressing concern for her child or how BPD is not an excuse. Cesspool my ass

No. 2119006

>>2118971
I think she should feel very grateful that anyone a step above vente-ugly would be gracious enough to give her a chance.

No. 2119019

>>2118999
He shows proof that when he made his original video she had she and them as her pronouns but switched after the video came out. This being pointed out in the second video he made probes the point twice over. She is reaching so hard trying to deflect away from the main points.

No. 2119022

>>2118999
It must be so tiresome being her friend or even associate having to remember what to call her all the time. This they them crap makes everything so confusing since the word they and them have always been generic personal pronouns that have always encompassed and been interchangeable with him/her. (Nonas please don’t come at me with any well achsully grammar lessons, not trying to derail).

No. 2119026

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Any time I read anything in this thread about Dana and the hotdog stand it instantly makes me laugh and think of South Park.

No. 2119034

>>2118951
It's crazy how Repzilla has taken more care to censor TH's name in one video than Dana has in eight years.

No. 2119049

>>2118999
>kys or be she her
said no actual ‘transphobe’ ever

No. 2119085

>>2119019
When someone can't defend their abhorrent behavior, they immediately jump to accusing their adversaries of transphobia because they think it will incite a witch hunt. You're still a creepy toilet licking bitch that prefers hoeing over taking care of your daughter, we don't give a fuck that you're non-binary. We know your communal dick calls you HER.

No. 2119093

>>2118999
dana still proving she latched onto the they/them shit to ignore the legit criticism that shes a terrible person, a harasser and horrible mother and instead wants to play victim. man all the social media identity polics and mental illness shit really is a cornucopia if excuses fir horrible people like dana.

No. 2119118

>>2118999
Absolute kek. She's taken note from trannys about how to be the most oppressed person in the room. "Unsafe space" your an ugly narc penny whore on tiktok, Dana, you asked for criticism. Someone pls cue this picture with the one where she says she also forgets her own pronouns kek.

No. 2119148

>>2118999
OT and not wking Theyna in the slightest, as other anons have pointed out, it's so retarded of her to complain when all her creepy rapist boyfriends have called her "she" exclusively, but it IS hypocritical af of those pseudolibtard types who claim you're a bigot if you misgender even a tranny rapist but all of a sudden those morals never apply for "theyfabs". You know he would've never in a million years made an exception to misgender a TIM no matter how vile he was, people still call fucking Chris Chan "she". Either you think all nonsense retarded identities and genders are "valid", or none are.

No. 2119244

>>2118957
>Y'all here consent
I had to read this twice to work out what she was trying to say. She's completely fucking retarded.

No. 2119247

>>2118999
Dana is a self centered retard who wants to be opressed and victimized kek. She always has to complain about "the haterz" and can't imagine a world where she isn't the victim of some hate-mob.
>>2118957
No Dana, what we're talking about is you posting your child on pole's and in front of sexual artwork. We never said kids don't ask for hugs from family, jfc.

No. 2119251

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>>2118999
>>2119003
Repzilla responded to Dana's sperging about pronouns.

No. 2119252

>>2119251
He may be a moid, but he is a very meticulous moid. She will not out argue him. She cant win this. His calm, cool, level headed approach outtrumps her psychotic nitpick arguments. Plus he is more likeable than she is as a person.
My prediction is she will be deplatformed. Whether by people reporting her until she catches a shadow ban, or by her losing all support and only getting attacked by her followers causing her to quite social media broadcasting.

No. 2119266

File: 1747701468175.png (1.43 MB, 1010x1940, 1000066665.png)

>>2119118
I got you nona. Bonus reminder that Cade also called her "she" when he was talking over her during a video about her hair.

No. 2119295

>>2119266
kek what a hypocrite. She also def posted something semi-recently about how she was going back to using all pronouns in an attempt to own the haydurz, but I can't find the receipt. anyone have it?

No. 2119312

>>2119244
And she claims not to use chatgpt. When she doesn't use it it's extremely obvious, her grammar is atrocious.

No. 2119316

>>2119252
Dana will never get deplatformed & will keep oversharing till she dies. People like Onision & Chris chan still exist & so will the small cows like Dana

No. 2119322

>>2118957
One day, maybe, just maybe, she will change that same pink & white bedding. She's been fucking fat alkies in those same sheets for like 7 months. The STENCH

No. 2119327

>>2119266
She only cares when it comes to farming oppression points.

No. 2119394

File: 1747735391613.png (1.58 MB, 863x1382, 1000006630.png)

Discussing hooking up at music festivals and tags Bonnaroo, the same festival she wants to b bring TH to while she's still a child.

Really not trying to shake those groomer allegations huh Dana?

No. 2119396

>>2119394
It's interesting that she's going down the route of making music festivals her entire personality like the average sex pest 40 year old man who can't get laid otherwise

No. 2119406

>>2118469
>>2118619
Why is she making those faces

No. 2119407

>>2119252
this entire post weeks of misogyny, like when did the scrotes start to populate this board?

He's another rando exploiting random women online because they choose to go through the hell of putting themselves out there for so little reward. He's in no way better than her, he's an exploiter, much like she abuses rage bait. every single one of those "EXPOSED!" videos just rips off other people's work/digging with a hefty dose of the person who made it's biases. I don't trust scrotes and I never will.(scrotefoiling)

No. 2119415

>>2119316
There’s multiple groups on facebook that ban any mention of her, she constantly gets ratio’d in the comments sections of any of the platforms she uses, and more and more people are becoming aware of how unsafe she is. She’s also not quite as retarded and gullible as CWC and wont be able to bear her infamy. They’re like two different breeds of cows.

No. 2119417

>>2119252
dana will never out argue him because it was never an argument to begin with. repzilla was repeating her own fucking words right back to her, and she instead is accusing him of spinning a narrative and spreading misinformation. we all know shes a terrible mother and abuser from her own words. yet shes always looking for someone to blame other than the ogre that stares back at her when she looks in the mirror.

No. 2119466

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>>2119447
She hasn't updated it since her bean delivery gig. Interesting though that she doesn't claim her supposed "years of experience in band promotion" or any mention of fueled by Ramen. It's almost like she didn't actually work for them. kek

>>2119415
Yeah, the CWC comparison is off, but I could see her staying a lesser cow for a long time tbh, but only due to her clear addiction to attention at any cost.

No. 2119590

File: 1747780892696.png (1.02 MB, 864x1423, 1000006635.png)

Posted a video about her first date with Eli and boy does she enjoy making him look terrible.

This video alone shows a dead relationship from the way she describes him in the past and their current situation

No. 2119608

>>2119590
Post the video please

No. 2119614

File: 1747785458953.jpeg (5.8 KB, 284x177, images (2).jpeg)

>>2119590
More similarities, Johnny Rotten was so called because he also had rotten teeth

No. 2119806

>>2119590
post the video

No. 2119863

>>2119407
That's the problem with "expose videos" in general. They usually just look at the different farms & reddit for their information, occasionally verify information. Dana gets messy due to the amount of information that she shares & the other issue of her "ex friends" aka fellow degenerates posting on reddit when they need more views for their onlyfans. Bambi only shares information about Dana when she knows she'll look better. She's had a far more unstable life in comparison to Dana.

No. 2119876

File: 1747854395277.mp4 (19.41 MB, 720x1280, first_date.mp4)

>>2119608
>>2119806
NTYART but here

No. 2119879

>>2119876
>dana, oversharing to the internet again, retells a story about a bad first date during covid times
>is unable to stay single and focus on herself and her kid so she matches with someone and goes on a date
>turns out to be about eli
>claims eli didn't want to pay the bill, but says eli asked the waitress to split the bill…but then says she paid the bill
>dana thinks this means he hates her
>says eli thinks she hates him because she didn't give her phone number
>turns out to be a socially awkward date and theyve been together since
>noise carries in that house so eli probably overheard the entire thing
oh dear, talking about someone to the internet again and reminiscing about the past, yeah I don't think theyre together.

No. 2119892

>>2119876
She seems to have a very poor concept of time. In this video she says she implies that she started dating Eli during the pandemic, which began in 2020, but in her response to Repzilla >>2105581 she claims that Eli has been raising TH since she was "a little over 1 year old". TH would've been 3 or 4 in 2020, right?

No. 2119906

>>2119892
its very hard to have a concept of time when youre drunk all the time and lie alot methinks

No. 2119920

>>2119876
>Fried banana peppers were the only thing giving me serotonin
Not her daughter. She hates TH.
Lol she's so upset that Eli didn't pay for her bill. She's always been a leech. He's a literal retard neanderthal anyway, a match made in a landfill

No. 2119936

File: 1747870821280.jpeg (834.33 KB, 828x1464, IMG_8519.jpeg)

Another one?

No. 2119938

>>2119936
Is his neck hairy? Or is that discoloration due to diabetes? He looks doughy as fuck, or bloated like Cade.
And the poop brooch is a regular in her pics now.

No. 2119949

>>2119936
I'm guessing it's still Cade and she's trying to backpedal on her hard launch since he won't claim her kek

No. 2119972

>>2119936
Why do these nasty, greasy fucks always have to post selfies naked in bed? Despite her views on heteronormative nuclear family society, surely a mother would know how trashy this shit is. I hope her kid ends up in a stable home away from her.

No. 2120013

>>2119936
>>2119938
>>2119949
I think this might be someone new nonnas, that neck roll is looking fat. Unless Cade's neck is also swollen due to the alcoholism. So gross she finds it nessicary to post her post coitus on her public "educational" instagram, the same one she posts her child onto. Insane if it is another random moid though. Such a lesbian!

No. 2120019

File: 1747884501381.png (3.42 MB, 1179x2556, IMG_2818.png)

Cade and Dana are “officially” boyfriend and girlfriend now

No. 2120024

>>2120019
She was vagueposting about him not wanting to commit to her last week. Now the second he agrees to be with her she announces to the world they're "official". Knowing her he might not even said anything to that effect. How is she still so immature? She's like a young teenager.

No. 2120025

>>2120019
Once again kek at her pretending to soft launch this man she's already hard launched. As though she hasn't been begging this moid she's only known for like two months to be her boyfriend. Wonder if 'upgrade' is shade at Eli or Gaby?

No. 2120048

>>2120019
The upgrade remark is just to get views/ controversy tbh.

No. 2120050

>>2119876
Do I have more internalized misogyny than I thought?

No. 2120051

>>2119936
>I WAS PICKED!

No. 2120061

>>2120050
Elaborate.
If its cuz you hate dana, then you should know you can hate a woman as an individual without hating all women.

No. 2120071

>>2120061
The way she deliberately chooses to style, portray, and carry herself disgusts me. I wonder if I would still feel that way if I never saw her content? Idk.

No. 2120090

>>2120019
Well shit I guess Cade has a fat bloated neck and it's not actually a new guy. Crazy how swollen his neck and fingers are while the rest of him looks emaciated. What a prize! Worth getting fired for! So glad he picked you, Dana! Also an upgrade from what?! Cade is quite literally the most repulsive moid yet. Absolutely baffling.

No. 2120138

>>2120090
She must be fucking desperate to fill Eli's role

No. 2120143

>>2120019
>I don't let strangers into the house near my child
I don't want to sperg like redditfags do over her child but I can't imagine how incredibly confusing it must be for her kid. Eli is in the basement as a kek "soft" break up so Dana must be brining this sexpest drunk around in front of her child and hoping to prove he's a better boyfriend.

No. 2120161

>>2119936
>>2120019
Is it really a "soft launch" if you announce it and plaster your intimate business all over social media, though? Yet again using a buzzword for a concept she can't possibly grasp.

No. 2120184

>>2120143
>I don't want to sperg like redditfags do over her child but
can you just care about the welling of dana's kid instead worried youre gonna look like a redditfag like their opinion matters here? her kid is the reason shes a horrorcow.

No. 2120192

>>2120019
maybe i'm just an autistic loser but i don't understand how people can commit to each other as partners after only a couple weeks of getting to know eachother. is that normal?

No. 2120236

>>2120192
out of all the things to criticize dana over this may be the mildest

No. 2120239

>>2120161
I know it's a common petty insult to throw at cows but in this case it's noticeable she's actually low IQ. Sure she's not a drooling retard, but low IQ people can be able to communicate relatively normally.

No. 2120262

>>2120236
? i'm genuinely asking

No. 2120317

>>2120192
>>2120262
Pretty normal from my and my friend's experience, though I don't know how well it translates to polyfags. Usually everyone is talking to multiple people at a time from the apps, and after 3-5 dates one is usually expected to decide if they want to go exclusive and get to know only this person more deeply, or cut them loose entirely and not see them again. It's a commitment but a very mild one, the only real implication that you're focusing your dating time and attention on the other person exclusively. No idea what it means for Dana and the rest of her poly ilk beyond another name to put in their pokedex, though. also I will take my blogpost ban but I will be sad about it

No. 2120402

>>2120262
go ask google or go outside, you don't need to reveal your lack of dating experience.
getting together after a couple of weeks isnt too bad, whats more concerning is quickly and frequently dana does this. she'll get bored of cade in a few weeks just like the rest. and then she'll think about a memory with them get all excited then go back to being bored. she has the attention span of a toddler with people. unless its her daughter because she doesnt give a fuck about her.

No. 2120420

>>2120071
Yeah idk if you are terminally online and undersocialized or what nonny, but thats not internalized mysoginy. Thats just hate for a specific person, or rather a specific type of person. Either way, you dont have to hate all women JUST because you hate dana. That is what would make it internalized misogyny. You hate her as an individual and not because she is a woman. Know the difference, because, and i say this as nicely as i can, you sound retarded.

No. 2120431

>>2120420
…it was a joke. A phrase used loosely. My God you autists are insufferable. Shoo!! It's hilarious that you are condescending my post and pretending to be so worldly when I was only casually being shady. The irony is that (you) are retarded. Take your head out of your ass please and let the rest of us speak among ourselves.(Infighting)

No. 2120435

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she’s gonna be stomping around the festival grounds like this all summer, vagina in the wind

No. 2120438

I don't think Dana is genuinely smart. Where the he'll did Kaylee go?

No. 2120449

>>2120435
jesus christ, this does not fit her. And she thinks this is appropriate to wear around out to public festivals that she wants to bring her own daughter to?

No. 2120453

>>2120435
Like is this a humiliation fetish??????

No. 2120503

>>2120435
wow, even shayna bothered to put on underwear in her trashy rave outfit to not show her vag. Dana is truly so trashy.

No. 2120524

>>2120435
if you were to look up "attention whore" in a dictionary, you'd find this.

No. 2120537

>>2120435
>festival red flags
Yep, that's an accurate caption for her kek. That costume looks like a great way to get a bacterial or yeast infection.

No. 2120543

>>2120435
weak bush for someone who takes such pride in having one

No. 2120550

>>2120543
I bet she shaved it because Cade didn't like it, just like she started birth control because Cade wanted her to. She will always conform to the whims of her dick du jour.

No. 2120682

>>2120503
Shayna mogs her.

No. 2120743

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Dana confirmed in an insta post that she still reads the snark reddit, to no ones surprise. Meanwhile Gaby reveals what we all suspected, she's running up their credit card debt, namely Eli's.

No. 2120751

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>>2120019
Kek she’s backtracking on the guy who won’t be my boyfriend post. She literally lost her job, bleached her hair, and started birth control for that nasty scrote, no one believes this

No. 2120765

>>2120682
dana truly is the ugliest cow, incredible considering the monstrosities we have to see on the catalog

No. 2120791

>>2120765
I used to think Shayna and Empathchan were the ugliest bitches on this site, but both of them still easily mog Dana.

No. 2120829

>>2120751
Opiate eyes

No. 2121138

>>2120751
>guys I'm desirable. IM DESIRABLE GUYS. I was picked. I WAS PICKED.

No. 2121169

>>2120829
I honestly think it's just the bright sunlight, mostly because Dana's DoC is coke

No. 2121172

File: 1748165792495.png (517.51 KB, 495x686, ok.png)

>>2120751
>>2121138
It's crazy because 99% of women wouldn't even want Cade's grotesque ass. He's easily the worst moid she's tried to parade around yet. With things growing cold with Eli, she must be desperate to fill the void with anything, because damn dana. She's absolutely repulsive too, but she's done (slightly) better before. kek

>>2118218
She really lost her job, dyed her hair, got back on birth control, etc. all for this sausage fingered bloated alcoholic scrote with a tiny dick. Incredible tbh.

No. 2121214

>>2121172
I have a theory about the birth control… Do we think she and Eli were actually piv fucking? He seems to be a total fag, I imagine she was the one fucking him. And it doesn't seem like she and tone are sexual. So maybe it's the first time she's actually taking dick in a long time. Granted idk what's on the only fans so could be retarded train of thought on my end.

No. 2121232

>>2121214
Eli had a vasectomy

No. 2121242

>>2121214
Nonna they literally have filmed themselves doing piv? it's just what >>2121232 said. That being said we haven't seen any content with Eli since that last piv video either. She doesn't seem to sleep with Eli anymore now that Cade is in the picture, she went from bragging about Eli and her banging while she went unshowered for days, to having Cade warm her bed constantly. Even kaylee seems like a distant memory.

No. 2121302

>>2121172
She's so delusional. Women who become so manic over male attention should not have children, it's dangerous. She gets so grotesquely happy and pleased over alcoholic community penis that she'd do anything to keep it around. Like recruit underage girls at freaking Dunkin Donuts so he won't leave her.

No. 2121368

>>2121232
>>2121242
I'm aware of the vasectomy talk, but we heard it from Dana. Was just saying that I wouldn't be surprised if she made that up especially seeing as he seems to prefer it up the ass and Dana loves making up airtight explanations for her behavior that are later punctured by the truth. But like I said, I didn't know what was on film so maybe they were actually fucking. Apologies for dumb take, it's difficult for me to believe anything she says kek

No. 2121382

>>2119936
Yeah he’s definitely soft…

No. 2121514

>>2121242
Kaylee is probably laid up in a hospital alone somewhere while Dana bends over backwards for dick yet again

No. 2121534

>>2121172 horror notion, but I think cade's swollen alky sausage fingers actually look to be bigger than his dick

No. 2121626

File: 1748281372579.jpg (1.2 MB, 2416x2144, spoiled.jpg)

Eli takes care of TH for the fifth straight day in a row so that Dana can laze around with her shiny new wart fingered bf

No. 2121628

>>2121626
samefag to add, it's a holiday weekend. Dana is spending her daughter's day off with this gross moid instead, then going back to "momming" once TH is back in school. Poor TH will be hearing about all the fun things her classmates did with their families over the long weekend meanwhile her mother views spending time with her ('doing childcare') as a burden to be offloaded onto whoever is willing. I seriously feel so bad for TH.

No. 2121671

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>>2120751
My brain wants to refuse that there are genuinley women out there this moid obsessed, especially the polyamorous ones. The amount of low self esteem it takes to be so unhygenic and do ANYTHING just so you can get picked is insane. Maybe she wants leftovers from dates is because this kind of lifestyle forces you into being an eternal leftover.

No. 2121677

>>2121628
Not to defend Dana but to be fair school is out for the summer in Tennessee already

No. 2121701

>>2121626
It'll never not be hilarious to me that genuinely horrible people ALWAYS try to overcompensate and fan away the heat by being like "I LOVE my life :) life is so good :) I'm so busy :)" all over their socials

No. 2121766

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Saw this screenshot on the snark reddit, with comments about how this girl was abused by others and is now disabled. The video wasn't posted and I didn't find anything in the comments about who this woman is and what disability she has. Does anyone here know?
mb forgot to sage

No. 2121768

>>2121766
Was Dana seriously unable to just wheel a friend to the shop without making a virtue signaling post about how she is totally helping disabled people because of it

No. 2121772

>>2121766
Car accident

No. 2121775

>>2121768
thats impossible for dana because shes a bona fide attention whore. shes the type of person you'd only want to meet at a party literally once. if she keeps hanging out with is lady shes gonna fuck it up.

No. 2121780

>>2121701
literally,though. One of them is a rancid little misogynist who caughg HIV from another psycho moid he was dating and I have never interacted with anyone as unpleasant and I know that moids are pretty unpleasant in general. that one would literally wasted like a good amount of hours a week complaining about randoms who didn't want anything to do with him. unfortunately for him the meds he has to take so he doesn't die will fuck up his life eventually. I hope it happens sooner than later.(blogging)

No. 2121783

>>2120743
If that really is Gabby it's so cringe how she bread crumbs the information. Gaby also is dating a tif so poor character judgment
>>2121766
Her tiktok account was posted on the snark. I felt they infantized her decision making. She had to of googled Dana & her handle. She can easily see the drama regarding her. Shitty people attract shitty people.

No. 2121784

>>2121671
she seems to have a dysfunctional relationship with others to begin with. she pretty much came out and said that the reason she's with this newer disgusting scrote is because he treated her well. she seems to jump between people who are willing to coddle her. I wonder if she's talking to therapists about her codependency issues. there is a clearly strong drive to jump from person to person because it's no doubt addictive to her. but I also think she gets a ton of incentive from social media to find people to supposedly date, too. Don't think social media can force you to behave like this unless you're already predisposed to it, though. I think her choice to jump from person to person is mostly just how she is while the strange video captions and titles are probably just her trying to get views. I'm pretty happy that I'm not contributing to any of this as I have literally no interest in what this woman does.

No. 2121791

>>2121783
this is an oddly defensive reply. do you also spend a shit ton of money you don't have on Ubereats nonna?
Dana would lose weight by just not ubering greasy food to herself that often and exercising at least a couple hours a week.

No. 2121805

>>2121791
I just want proof it's actually Gaby instead of someone larping. Gaby was apart of the orgies that took place while the child was home. She isn't as bad as Dana but gets worshipped too much on the snark sub.

No. 2121810

>>2121805
Dana already confirmed that it's Gaby multiple times. No one here is worshipping Gaby, it's just confirming what nonnas already suspected, Dana is maxing out their credit cards on bullshit.

No. 2121836

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>>2121819
kek, sweet summer anon. Their as in her and Eli's.

Anyway, Dana fully admits that she's mentally stunted and has plans on telling us how she met Dirty, who she has previously claimed to be "comet partners" with. Curious what bullshit she'll spin this time.

No. 2121838

>>2121836
It's odd to see someone so hellbent on being seen as a groupie do everything they can to look as physically off-putting to the men she wants to fuck as possible

No. 2121877

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>>2121626
His scrawny body doesn’t match his bloated face at all kek

No. 2121878

>>2121877
>he's sooo lucky he's cute
No, it looks like some drunken homeless dude passed out in her bed. Why on earth did she post this thinking it's a flex? We need to bring back shame.

No. 2121880

>>2121877
His head looks like it belongs on a completely different guy. Even a fatso is better than this manorexic ass body.

No. 2121881

>>2121877
If I was autistic enough I would go and count how many months and how many sweaty polyfags it's been cooming hither and thither into those same unchanged bedsheets.
Absolutely scustin.

No. 2121891

>>2121877
How wasted must he have been to pass out during sex?
Also he looks indian here

No. 2121897

>>2121891
I think she meant in the middle of the bed, anon

No. 2121911

>>2121897
Did she clarify in the description or comments or something?

No. 2121929

>>2121897
>>2121911
Her wording is purposefully vague so she can say own the haters and be like "OH MY GOD you guys take everything I say to mean the worst when I so obviously meant the BED, you stupid idiots"

No. 2121951

>>2121626
Incoming Dana's "I work hard" larp to throw back on the haters who say she shouldn't be spending her free time drinking, eating garage, fucking gross men all the time. I bet Eli is just happy she can spend her own money on alcohol and doordash for the moment

No. 2121961

>>2121877
>>2121626
Crazy how she's so busy driving this ugly alcoholic around and spending all her free time with him instead of her kid. Can Cade even drive or is he unable due to the DUIs? Is part of the appeal of this hideous man that it's harder for him to get away? grim.

No. 2121983

>>2121877
Holy shit he looks exactly like Dan Rivas

No. 2121985

>>2121877
he passed out in the middle of sex I bet. dana is phrasing it this way because she wont outright admit this new shiny toy of hers is such a drunk be passed tf during their mediocre sex. not to mention dana has sex abuse/a disturbing idea around consent from the last major fallout with gabby/the orgy party.

No. 2121986

>>2121626
>jar of candy
>poptarts wrapper
>chocolate bar
Fatty
Also love how she was so in love with the dog she got and now never mentions it or the ferret. Inb4 she posts her pets now that someone’s acknowledged their absence.

No. 2121998

>>2121626
>spoil me for all my hard work
Is making me cackle KEK, the audacity of this cow. Saying this while admitting she needs to "catch up on house chores and being a mom" in the same breath is hilarious.
>>2121783
>If that really is Gabby it's so cringe how she bread crumbs the information.
Well yeah, what else can we expect? she kinda has to considering how awful it makes her look that she willingly stayed in that shitstorm for so long. Gaby denounced Dana (and only after enabling her for a very long time), but still hasn't denounced her own retarded alchie polyfag orgy-having lifestyle. She can't expose Dana without exposing herself, essentially.
>>2121877
>>2121891
>>2121985
I interpreted it the same way, would be hilarious if pretending to pass out mid-sex was his hobosexual lifehack to avoid putting his dick near her while still scoring a comfy bed kek.

No. 2122000

>>2121998
Doesn't he have a microdick?

No. 2122031

>>2121998
Honestly could care less about gaby outside of her occasional insight on this much larger and constantly spewing milk of a cow. She's a shit person and enabled them for their year and half(?) long relationship, but in hindsight Dana has been doing this and worse for well over a decade? I don't get the "b..but gaby sucks too!" anons. Like yeah, we know, not the point. Anyone actively willing to date Dana obviously has a couple screws loose.

>>2122000
It's maybe 3-4in hard and mostly hidden in a gnarly ginger bush. Cade's hygiene seems on par with Dana's tbh. I'm honestly surprised she doesn't get chronic UTIs.

No. 2122058

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She’s letting this rando play with her kid

No. 2122108

>>2122058
and eli? the guy you claimed is like a father to TH? this bitch is so fucking retarded, letting random men around her kid.

No. 2122137

>>2122058
>>2122108
This bitch is making so mad that I need to go touch grass. Normal parents will usually wait a couple of months before having a new bf/gf around thieir child. This fucking bitch has only known this guy for WEEKS and he's already basically living there. TH is going to grow up with some crazy attachment issues and (god forbid) sexual trauma. Fuck you Dana!

No. 2122164

>>2121961
She has said once that she was driving him to works..so I think his license was probably suspended. Google tells me Tennessee has stricter laws than most states regarding that

No. 2122205

>>2122058
I honestly feel sick about this situation. Any woman who has grown up with a lack of good parental control and protection can attest to how sick and twisted most moids are, and how strange men are not to be trusted around little girls. I hate that we have to watch shit like this unfold in real time and the only thing we can basically do is be like "Well, she will probably get sexual trauma from this kek!" I hate it I hate it I hate it.

No. 2122209

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>>2122058
>>2122205
Picrel is her next story. This wording is really unsettling due to the fact that she's bringing her new criminal boyfriend around her daughter not longer after they started dating. "Teach em young" is the language of grooming. I know she's referring to the video game, but this creeped me out.

No. 2122214

>>2122205
Well, I suggest you peace out from this thread because its only going to get worse. The older and uglier dana gets, the worst her scrotes will be. I can see Dana as the type of mother who accuses her daughter of "stealing her boyfriend" once TH becomes teenaged human.

No. 2122215

>>2122214
This is literally exactly the kind of person she is. If desperation was a person.

No. 2122228

>>2122209
Like, i get it. Dana is despicable but this thread is bordeline reddit level of pearl clutching.

>>2122214
I think a lot of people need to peace out for a second tbh. Like the Luna thread where some people getaway compulsive need to tell everyone how much better they are.
If something makes you feel this strong maybe look in to some other cows and come back with some distance.

No. 2122232

>>2122228
>bordeline reddit level of pearl clutching
how pathetic do you have to be to constantly worry about another social media platform and its users and their opinions before stating your own opinion or morals on a matter. talk about cow behavior.
this isnt about your personal opinion on reddit. this about a dana hare, a known drunken hypersexual creep and documented shitty ass mother, whose building her own cps case in real time. can you focus for a bit on the issues that matter thanks.

No. 2122240

>>2122228
I sincerely doubt that looking into other cows is going to make anyone feel better about Dana.

No. 2122267

>>2122214
Single mothers are actively targeted by predators. What a dumbass.

No. 2122323

Dana posts a brave response to Repzilla where she goes on and on about muh pronouns - claims that Repzilla is intentionally misgendering her even though she literally had she/her pronouns in her IG bio. Tl;dr boring and milkless virtue signaling gendie nonsense.

No. 2122324

>>2122214
>>2122267
Dana thinks she won the jackpot because she landed a bloated alcoholic hobosexual who uses her for rides to and from the job that his tiny dick got her (but not him!) fired from and she already has him spending time with her daughter. A predator targeting TH wouldn’t even have to try to ingratiate himself with her or make an effort to appear respectable. He could be the absolute bottom of the barrel and she would still hand him access to her daughter on a silver platter. He wouldn’t even have to wait for Dana to break up with a previous boyfriend since she’s poly and always on the lookout for more partners! It wouldn’t surprise me if another of Dana’s partners turns out to be a bigger barrier between a potential predator and TH than Dana herself is. This whole situation is so bleak.

No. 2122351

>>2122323
Summary because it’s dumb and more ChatGPT slop:
>claims Repzilla is a purposefully misgendering her because he doesn’t like her
>plays clip where he says basically he’s doing this because he’s petty and jokingly says “two wrongs make a right”
>provides ChatGPT definition of misgendering
>accuses him of transphobia and bigotry
>claims that the accusation that she changed her pronouns after the video for drama and to make him seem like a bigot is wild and completely unture
>plays clip of Repzilla showing her pronouns where she clearly changed them after his video kek
>says that for a short period of time, she listed her pronouns as only “they/he/she” because she was exploring what felt right
>feels like they/them always made her feel “most grounded”
>says all her other profiles have those pronouns
>shows some fugly “coming out” photos from 2021 like that’s proof and a long-winded announcement of her pronouns (like anyone would scroll back that far looking for pronoun confirmation??)
>claims that the change was to align her insta with all her other socials
>spouts more ChatGPT lecture about the need to respect pronouns
>did research and gleefully shares Repzilla’s “own controversy history” which allegedly exists of “manipulating narratives, doxing, and platforming harmful misinformation under the guide of commentary” (she says all this with a big-ass smile like she soooo happy to pin something on him)
>accuses him of being a right-leaning Trump-supporting conservative even though “come right out and say the words”
>says he’s not a safe person for trans, queer, and gender diverse people
>spouts more ChatGPT bullshit about respecting pronouns and transphobia
>claims her page is a safe space for “learning about pronouns, nonbinary identities, and how to be respectful to people across the gender spectrum”
>ends with “you don’t have to like me, but you do have to respect my pronouns” topkek

No. 2122481

>>2122323
replied to tell her that her that using grammatically incorrect pronouns is not a human right at that she's being a narcissistic idiot who was using the gendie nonsense to shame and attack randos and im p sure she removed thd comment. it was there when I refreshed the page. she's way too sensitive abt this shit. seems insufferable to be around and I can't stand the way she speaks. I just don't understand how she finds anyone to exploit.(cowtipping)

No. 2122488

>>2122323
this is where the pronoun retardation leads to: a movement full of shitty people like a terrible a terrible narc mother, the sole architect of her failure, switching pronouns like its a game to avoid responsibility of being a shit person. shes only focusing on this pronoun shit with repzilla just like she ignores the valid problems TH will face because she still wants to live like a teenager.

No. 2122642

>>2122228
You consider this pearl clutching? The same woman who took and posted photos of her daughter posed in front of genital art, leaves her daughter constantly with a man who isn't her father in a house of men she doesn't know that well, with her track record of trying to retrieve young girls for her rapist BF so he would stay with her, still using the last name of the man she said strangled her baby–and it's an unreasonable conclusion? Lol.

No. 2122651

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I wonder how Cade feels about all of the small dick positivity content she’s suddenly posting

No. 2122654

>>2122651
pretty sure that guy is probably too brain damaged to care about any of this. I wonder why she's totally unbothered by how ugly he is. there's zero physical appeal and he does look prematurely aged and suffering from some kind of substance abuse issue that's been going on for a long time. she's such an unpleasant woman regardless. everything she does is just embarrassing and weird. she deserves to have to resort to being extremely cringe online so she can make a pittance. she will never live any of her bullshit down and all of this stuff will be out there forever. It's sad that a little kid is involved but all of these codependent women who live to fuck moids are a mess. It would be genuinely shocking if her kid does not follow in her footsteps. ugh

No. 2122655

>>2122209
what did this guy do?

No. 2122682

>>2122651
She's trying to get more subs on her OF by attracting moids with a humiliation fetishizes. & going for the "rate your dick pics" ect. It's advertising

No. 2122696

>>2122655
He's got a couple DUI charges and one for theft, although the theft one was dropped

No. 2122699

>>2122651
>three paragraphs about her love for dick
>"the buffet is OPEN!"
kek at her being so hyped for the tiny dick buffet. Such a raging lesbian!

>>2122654
Cade definitely doesn't give a fuck. Nasty little dude found a woman who has an well stocked open bar in her basement, absolutely worships his tiny chode, drives him all over nashville, feeds him and let's him sleep in her bed, basically has a live-in man servant to do everything for them, etc. I do wonder how long he'll manage to stay her "new shiny" though.

>>2122696
The theft one lines up with his apparent break up with the ex in his old FB pics. Must have been a pretty messy break up.

No. 2122709

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>>2117057
>>2116932
these are old but the color of his finger nails is insanely light, like almost white and his hands and fingernails show signs of clubbing. his hands look a lot like the pictures of people with this issue. It can be caused by a variety of things including cardiovascular disease, lung cancer, a bunch of digestive disorders like celiac disease or Crohn's and liver cirhossis. It might also be herited. Dana sure seems to pick the cream of the crop

No. 2122710

>>2116715
you can tell that it's Moms taking those inappropriate pictures, too. wtf. they're probably the same women who have wishlists for their 9-10 yo "dancers" which include like seven different tiny bikinis And high heels for some reason. what kind of mother would sell her kid to pedos for the cost of an off-brand $13 amazon childkini? I never understood that because none of these women look like they're poor, they look pretty solidly middle class. The reel that was exposing this shit seemed kind of pointless to me, she was clearly not encouraging anyone to report this woman because all the identifying information was censored. so it felt like pearl clutching & nothing else. I find the relatively mild dance mom shit on socmedia (as long as they're not sharing these kinds of pictures of their kid) not worth delving into. there's a Russian or otherwise poor Eastern European parents who get duped into getting their 10 yo girl in involved with actual pedoshits in japan who put the kid in fetish wear in photograph her an extremely uncomfortable angles, there's been investigations into this kind of thing because there's unscrupulous people preying on the naivety of rubes of bumfuck nowhere, yurop. found one of those sites by accident while searching for candy doll the cosmetics brand. site is candydoll.tv and it seems they've removed most of the actually like small children, and replaced them with 13 to 14-year-old girls in recent years but there's still a few of them in there and they're still wearing fetish crap.

No. 2122729

>>2122651
why tf is she posting this??? why do we need to know the size of her cade's dick? Why does she feel the need to post this online? is she trying to eli jealous lmao?? Shes someone you can never tell anything because she cant keep secrets (even theyre not secrets) because shes a huge rotten toothed blabbermouth.
>>2122654
yeah I doubt he cares it all, he did fuck the ultimate pickme from a friggen hot dog stand whose willing to drive him since cant and completely take care of him. the only women that look his way are the extremely desperate ones

No. 2122790

>>2122729
does eli care? he openly flirts with troons on Twitter and ignores what little boundaries there are in their relationship. they're basically roommates who pretend that this is a normal relationship on social media.

No. 2122805

>>2122651

Written by AI

No. 2122834

>>2118957
Grown man: "can i have sex with you?"
12 year old girl: "yes."
Grown man: "she consented officer!"
Police: "uuuh, she is a child, they…"
Dana: "akshully officer, children CAN consent, and i will DIE on this hill…"
Literally all consent is, is giving permission to somone to do something. Just because a kid should understand consent, doesnt mean they will understand the consequences of the actions of what they consent to. They dont KNOW what they are consenting TO. They dont understand the rammifications. Does she not hear herself!?(learn2integrate)

No. 2122866

>>2116626
Is that, escanor the lions sin of pride on her thigh right there? Its barely a B-grade anime, def not one you get tatted for. The fuck? Someone tell me im wrong. What is that mustachioed man on her thigh with the lion on his head?

No. 2122872

>>2122866
It does look like him. Figures Dana would like the seven Deadly sins with all the pedo adjacent bullshit that went on in that show lol.

No. 2122954

>>2122872
Kek! Ayrt. Yeah that checks honestly. Shes fucking deplorable.

No. 2122957

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>>2122651
What a name. Poor kid.

No. 2122966

>>2122205
Even if he doesn't do anything inappropriate, him being yet another parental figure that will dissappear sooner than later is going to give her so much trama.

No. 2122967

>>2122957
It's also weird how the name is very popular in Eastern/Central Europe, yet Dana is as white trash as they come with no cultural ties to anything beyond fast food and spending money on useless crap.

No. 2123098

>>2122967
>>2122957
Shes named after the song madgalena by a perfect circle, its a song about a stripper

No. 2123331

>>2122967
Even though it wasn't the intention, it does bring things around full circle. Dana's maiden name, Chencharick, is Eastern European

No. 2123368

>>2122966
Yeah no one is tinfoiling that he's a child molester, but it's entirely inappropriate to constantly introduce her child to random losers like this, trample all over her safe space, and show her entirely unhealthy models of relationships and sensuality. Dana is genuinely repulsive, it's hard to watch.

No. 2123463

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Kaylee left

No. 2123469

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No. 2123475

>>2123368
dana may not be an actual pedo herself as far as we know but she is very similar to other dysfunctional, hypersexual narcissists who care more about getting laid then keeping their child safe. women and their scrotes who allow a revolving door of strange men into their home are all bad parents, end of story. she only met this guy like a couple weeks ago and he's already in her bedroom while her kid is in there?

vidrel, this woman is eerily similar to Dana and had a history of moving in strange men to her home while she had a little girl in the house.(off-topic)

No. 2123476

>>2123475
Did you mean to post a different video? This is a video of a they/them claiming her parents were gay.

No. 2123519

>>2123475
Eli might be kinda gay but Dana is not a closeted lesbian. They do not have a lavender marriage

No. 2123525

>>2123463
>I'm bisexual! I hate men!
>only dating men and constantly posts about all the micro dick she's getting
Haha omg god, please stop being the stereotypical bisexual retard. It would do a lot damage control instead of posting more AI slop about "belonging" and "visibility". You are TOO visible, Dana. We want to know and see less, thanks.

No. 2123559

>>2123476
I'm not sure which video she talks about the revolving door of men at her house where she was a little kid but she talks about her father's long-term gay relationships in this video and how one man they had in the house was involved with both of them but not at the same time (she starts talking about this at 2, and at 3:30ish she talks about the specifics of her father's relationships I think) in a video about her as a child she talks about how one of these men was convicted of sexually abusing his own kid and would dangle her puppy over a balcony to upset her and these men apparently had a habit of tapping on a pipe that ran down one corner of the house by the front door in order to send messages to her parents and she apparently got PTSD from that and "needs to regulate" when she hears tapping.(off-topic)

No. 2123578

>>2123475
I agree entirely. She's already shown longterm signs of this. It isn't by any means a dramatic reach to say she could eventually move on to genuinely endangering her child for the sake of male attention, especially as she gets older, fatter, and even less desirable. I don't think people in (fairly) healthy families understand how common this actually is.

No. 2123579

>>2123519
Yeah Dana only moves on to the lesbo larp when she's actively trying to leverage with other men ("look at how much puthy I get bro haha notice me I'm so cool haha") and isn't getting any male attention. Now that she's bagged male attention, she doesn't give a fuck about pretending to want women. Many such cases.

No. 2123608

>>2123475
Sorry for going off topic, but god these people are so exhausting. I don't doubt her parents are gay, but they/thems always have to make a big spectacle of everything. Things can never just exist, everyone else has to know about them. They're completely self centered and focused on their own lore instead of the world around them.(off-topic)

No. 2123625

>>2123608
I personally do not mind her being dramatic to some degree but she's made hundreds of videos on minutiae, basically. she repeats a lot of the same information and appears to not know in which video she has discussed some shocking aspect of her childhood. a lot of it comes off like her retraumatizing herself and I don't understand how she can claim that this is helping her. The kweerio obnoxiousness comes through loud and clear in some of the videos, though. She is sooper proud if being kweer and is very set on the activistcredTM thing,referes to kweerio shit as "non-negotiable". she also says that she used to wear child sized'80s evening dresses to school when she was in the 5th grade and claims that this was normal for her, and the fact that her parents let her do that is weird, regardless of how fucked up they were they had day jobs and they cared enough to keep her mostly clean and fed. she said that she wore fake mustaches where she was in grade school, too. It's probably what she thinks the non-binary crap is based off of. really weird.(off-topic)

No. 2123663

>>2123579
I feel like Dana would for sure give any vagina she interacted with a bacterial infection from her gross mouth. PH levels all fucked up.
She needs to keep to the micro dick. Mirco-brewing up some yeasty shit in that mouth fr, a danger to women kek

No. 2123717

>>2123463
hope she feels retarded for coming here and reddit defending dana.
>>2123663
>I feel like Dana would for sure give any vagina she interacted with a bacterial infection from her gross mouth.
this is why I don't want her around women

No. 2123722

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>>2123663
maybe we should chill with the insults, seems like a few of you have quite a lot of experience with BV and yeast infections by the way you talk about them. The projection isn't helping you or Dana.

>>2123331
that would be irrelevant and there's zero instances of it outside of the US. It's a rare surname and who the hell knows what it's an alternative spelling of. probably something English.(wk)

No. 2123724

>>2123663
Isn't there a popular fringe theory that the rise in colon cancer isn't because of microplastics but because of the introduction of fecal bacteria to the mouth and cavity bacteria to the anus? You'd be as doomed as Michael Douglas going near that microbiom(derail)

No. 2123731

>>2123724
there's a rise of Cancers amongst young people in general and it could be due to a whole variety of things including red meat consumption, stress, genes and lack of exercise. everyone is microplastics in their blood. and colon cancer is probably related to people's disgusting dead animal, refined sugar and breast milk heavy diets. what do you just said is weird and doesn't make any sense(derail)

No. 2123733

>>2123463
About time, we all knew it was coming. She hasn't mentioned Tone lately either. Looks like it's just Eli and Cade now and Eli is barely hanging on by a thread as it is. No wonder she's banking so hard on hooking up a ton at upcoming festivals.

>>2123475
>>2123559
>>2123722
>>2123724
>>2123731
Incredible amount of OT/derail today, I guess summer really is upon us nonnas. kek

No. 2123827

She posted the origin story of her relationship with Cade the felon. Super boring, but to summarize:
>Cade is monogamous and has a gf
>Cade breaks up with said gf
>Cade asks Dana out for drinks
>Dana lies that his house is on the way home so she can fuck him (at her house)
>Dana pretends she didn’t post about getting fired over Cade
>Cade pesters her into a relationship after hooking up several times
She also posted a few stories defending her decision to bring Cade to her house for hook ups while her daughter is home.

No. 2123830

>>2123827
so she found a dude on the rebound and thinks she landed a prize kek

No. 2123840

File: 1748881675421.mp4 (15.14 MB, 720x1280, hahasofunny.mp4)

Apparently she's not dating just one felon but TWO, and that's somehow hilarious to her.

No. 2123841

>>2123840
Her poor daughter is so screwed. Someone needs to take Dana out back and sterilize her permeantly. I don't care if she's on birth control, she's the type that'd lie and attempt to babytrap a scrote

No. 2123842

>>2123840
We're not upset, we're concerned for your young daughter. Why are you bringing criminals around your child, you smelly sow?

No. 2123844

>>2123840
>I don't bring strangers into my home
>Doesn't bother looking anything up about the people she fucks like a normal concerned woman nowadays would

No. 2123845

>past dana claims: i vet everyone who comes into my home so TH isn’t at risk
>>2123840
>current dana admissions: what’s funny is i didn’t even know that [cade is a felon when i invited him into my home to hookup on the first date]

No. 2123891

>>2123827
Didn't they get together like a week into her working there?
I hate how she enounciates and speaks so slowly and sing-song-y. The hand movements are also annoying.
>A summer focused on me and not new relationships
She never mentions her daughter, it's honestly shocking.
>>2123830
Kek exactly what I was thinking. I give them another month tops.
>>2123840
>It's so FUNNY that you're worried about my daughter's safety! Even I'm not worried! My haters are hilarious! I'm super unbothered!

No. 2123900

>>2123840
Alright then nonas, see you in a few hours to find out if the felon is Eli or Tone!

No. 2123911

>>2123840
Jesus. She thinks it's soooo funny that she's filling her home with convicted felons while neglecting her little girl. The trump thing is so tone-deaf too considering the man is also a predator.

>>2123900
Honestly could be either of them considering their jobs. We've had Eli's full name and nothing has ever came up for him though. Maybe she's still trying to claim dirty as a partner even though she's only ever met him once? Or even someone else? I could have sworn Tone was done for, but I guess when there's no effort free pussy involved he'll come and go as he pleases.

No. 2123947

>>2123900
>>2123911
def think it's Dirty

No. 2123951

>>2123947
She's so delusional if she's still trying to claim that man as a boyfriend. Wouldn't surprise me though, she was saying she was going to drop a storytime about him too recently. Wonder what lies she's dreaming up with chatgpt for the script.

No. 2123963

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>>2123840
>>2123900
I may be a schizo here but I'm fairly certain it's Tone

No. 2123964

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>>2123963
You're right..screenshots of his crimes incoming

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No. 2123968

>>2123840
this fucking retard never got over the dating a bad boy phase from high school and its pathetic at her big age.

No. 2123975

>>2123968
It's literally all she can get

No. 2123976

cade's criminal record is a DUI if I were correctly but that's still very bad considering the likelihood of getting into a serious accident or killing an animal or a person. makes sense considering the fact that he's an alcoholic, though

No. 2123980

>>2123976
Guys I don't let strangers into my home! I just let random gross alkies with dui charges hole up around and even babysit my child

No. 2123984

>>2123963
Thank you nonna! also kek at gaby looking entirely dead inside in the group photo and Dana looking like a bloated corpse in a cheap wig. kek

>>2123964
Oh good, and it's a violent crime! Definitely the type of person you should invite to live in your home with your young child. So this is now FOUR whole felons she's dated (or married) now? Two of them being actual child predators at that.

No. 2124004

>>2123976
He has two DUIs as far as I know, but there was also a charge for theft over $10,000 I believe, and it was from 2022 iirc.

No. 2124007

>>2123827
Her defense in bringing Cade home has to be rage bait because it's like she's intentionally missing the point. You're bringing a complete stranger into your home that you share with your young child with absolutely ZERO vetting just because you want to hook up. That's why people are saying something, if you want to risk your safety by all means but when you have a child their safety should be taking priority

No. 2124011

>>2123827
>he was sweet to me in a way no partner had ever been before
>is a guy using you for car rides and sex
If dana were a different person this would be very pitiable.

No. 2124015

>>2124011
She's a sped. I'd be less disgusted by how giddy and manically pleased she is about being played if she didn't have a daughter that's going to remain a casuality her entire childhood. The older and uglier she gets, the more pliable, the more dangers she exposes her kid to. Repulsive woman.

No. 2124056

>>2124007
I think she legit forgot about TH when she was recording that clap back.

No. 2124199

File: 1748963399189.mp4 (14.33 MB, 720x1280, 25-06-03.mp4)

>lists all the procedures and cosmetic changes she made because of the haydurz bullying her
>"I don't care about the opinion of others who value people based on the way they look"
Sure, Dana.

No. 2124232

>>2123964
Why is she dating two felons with robbery charges? Explains why Tone keeps a low social media profile.

No. 2124256

File: 1748973580600.jpeg (94.7 KB, 1290x2324, Amaraa collars The pink one is…)

According to Reddit the black collar is a bark collar. Is that a big deal when owning a dog? I've never had one.

No. 2124259

>>2123840
She has such a chronic case of fake nails tiktok hands.
Opening the whole hand,showing the palm and push the hand towards the camera. Also doing the little crocodile while touching all of her fingertips together. Add on nail clicking.
This is not something I hate particularly with just her but when you start seeing the tiktok hands you can't stop and Dana has made that shir in to her entire persona.

No. 2124262

>>2124256
Is it one of the ones that makes high pitched sounds or the ones that delivers a shock? Either way, it means Dana is a lazy pos that obviously can't be bothered/doesn't have the patience in training her adopted dog.

No. 2124282

>>2124256
These collars are for pieces of shit and they don't even work long-term. Lazy bitch

No. 2124288

>>2124232
Because she hates her daughter

No. 2124293

File: 1748979378362.png (756.93 KB, 564x779, collar.png)

>>2124256
It's definitely some kind of bark collar. I've never owned one but I'm also not a neglectful dog owner kek

No. 2124303

>>2124293
so the dog has stopped being her shining you thing if she's tired of it being born in the home and barking because of that so she got it a shock collar??? wtf The dog can't "break up" with her if she mistreats it like what the fuck is she doing

No. 2124307

>>2124293
I've heard they can work if proper training is used with them to correct the behavior with a trainer or boarding service. She shouldn't have gotten a high energy dog & just out a buzz collar on it.

No. 2124345

File: 1748987320202.jpg (265.58 KB, 1074x1064, Screenshot_20250603_144511_Sam…)

>>2124293
Could be picrel. I have seen some that look like zap boxes. But also nothing wrong with zapping a noisy/bad dog that doesnt learn any other way. Some people commit battery on their dogs. Dana is a horrible person, but dont give her fuel to her victimhood "its them twisting the truth" bullshit.

No. 2124346

>>2124199
She forgot "people bully me because im a bad mom, so i got my daughters name tatted on me." What else did she forget nonnies? Kek

No. 2124357

>>2124199
They aren't "complaining", they're making fun of you because you're a deplorable person drawing negative attention to yourself. You looking like shit is just the icing on too. No one feels sorry for you. Log off and spend time with your child.

No. 2124386

>>2124345
Nonna please, let's not pretend she's decent because she doesn't "commit battery" on her dog. Dana is a neglectful pet owner as much she is a neglectful mother. It's like many anons have said already, she shouldn't have chose a high maintenance breed. She's supposedly working 13 hour shifts on top of juggling multiple relationships, a child, a ferret, a cat, and now a high maintenance dog? She's an idiot and just keeps trying to add more and more to the mix.

>>2124357
>log off and send time with your child
Too busy sleeping in and spending what little time she does have either shopping, creating content no one asked for, or with cade.

No. 2124431

File: 1748999413510.jpeg (657.61 KB, 828x1409, IMG_8673.jpeg)

I’m betting this one is gonna be another female to replace Kaylee as the nanny

No. 2124471

>>2124431
Is she going on a first date with fucking pimple patches on?
Christ. At least this new babysitter knows the trash they're in for right away

No. 2124484

>>2124471
Why does she insist on wearing such thick false lashes if she cannot apply them properly like in three out of four videos that I've seen of her with lashes on her lashes and makeup looks sloppy. guuuurl

No. 2124507

>>2124345
Oh fuck off. Just shut the fuck up if you have no clue about dog training. Just zap a trainable breed like border collie to neurotic mess because you are lazy piece of shit. Just fucking stop advocating and accepting animal abuse.(derailing)

No. 2124508

File: 1749021350875.png (34.86 KB, 1113x197, Stankbreath.png)

I know it's just an anonymous reddit comment, but absolutely disgusting if true. Imagine going to a coffee shop and you can smell the baristas rot mouth across the counter? Horrifying.

No. 2124509

>>2124345
>But also nothing wrong with zapping a noisy/bad dog that doesnt learn any other way
I know mentally ill retards like you love the idea of dogs being hurt/punished, but I regret to inform you that antibark collars actually worsen behavioural problems and there are many studies to show that. Go put on one that zaps you every time you have a stupid opinion.
>>2124508
Ironically, I can see the firework story being true, but the stinky breath thing seems too horrific to be believable? It seems like the kind of thing someone trying to spin a milky narrative would say. But then again, I don't think I have knowingly met someone in Dana's condition kek.

No. 2124533

>>2124509
Her teeth were quite literally so rotten that she had to have several of them removed due to the extreme decay. That level of gum disease and neglect smells absolutely nasty, like the worst morning breath you've ever smelled x100. I also believe the story tbh, she used to call off work from her bean delivery job all the time because she was hungover. She vlogged about it multiple times.

No. 2124545

>>2124509
check the past threads. she has a number of teeth rotten to the root. I 100% believe it. And past people associates that have come forward on her snark reddit have also said her breath stinks. her hygiene levels are like luna slater's.

No. 2124575

>>2124508
What coffee shop is staying open that late besides Starbucks or another corporate one. Normally the mom & pops close around 3-6pm? Was this in reference to last year on the 4th of July? Confused.

No. 2124602

>>2124575
Not last year, this would have been when she lived in St. Augustine Florida. Could have been when she worked at Dunkin Donuts?

No. 2124616

>>2124545
she got them removed, though didn't she? at least the unsalvageable molars are gone. I fully believe that her breath stinks for over a variety of reasons, though. what's even more gross that she hangs out with people who are just as nasty as she is and are willing to eat olives she grasps with those 2-in claws that are probably rarely clean properly so who the fuck knows what the hell is under them. they're probably covered in fecal bacteria. imagine eating in olive that she grasped with those things, fucking nasty.

No. 2124657

>>2124004
Unlike Tone, who was indicted, Cade's felony theft was dismissed. Someone in the Subreddit mentioned it was fallout from a very nasty breakup where cops had to be called.

No. 2124659

>>2124657
So Cade isn't a felon?

No. 2124669

>>2124507
Its clearly a dog door remote, but go cry in the dog fucker thread about it. No one in the dana thread gives a damn about your precious shit eaters.
>>2124508
Thats fucking hilarious. Honestly how does she even get partners or people to kiss her? Was this before she got all the plaque scraped off because of the "bullies" instead of for her own hygiene and respect for her partners? Kek

No. 2124696

>>2124669
You must be retarded if you think they are allowed to install a dog door in a rental

No. 2124698

File: 1749073006129.jpg (369.12 KB, 1080x1606, 1000035909.jpg)

>>2124659
Here's the info. Note there's no conviction

No. 2124708

>>2124657
do you have a screenshot of that? might explain the alcoholism. if thats the case the retard clearly hasnt learned his lesson because the breakup with dana will be much uglier.

No. 2124722

>>2124708
NTA but it was posted literally two days ago, just scroll up. >>2123964 >>2123965

>>2124698
There's no need to be shy with his dox, nona! His name is Cade Hamilton Hooper. >>2117437

No. 2124737

>>2124722
No. That’s not what I referring to. I'm referring to this being ties his a messy ass break up.

No. 2124774

File: 1749086725973.png (554.79 KB, 490x867, 000001293.png)

>>2124431
She spent four hours out on this date with a follower before going to get ice cream by herself from a gas station at midnight. So much for her making "big changes" and making her first priority her daughter. I wonder how long before this stranger is in her house, sleeping over, and hanging out with her kid.

>>2124669
What dog door nonna, it's a rental. You should take your own advice and sperg out in the dog hate thread. Chill.

No. 2124800

>>2124774
Narcmoms are one thing but to be a narcmom and have an entire archival, well documented trail of you being a terrible person and mother for your child to see when they get older is even worse.

No. 2124820

>>2124509
I believe the off-putting stank breath 100%. I've met people with visible plaque and nasty breath who weren't even approaching Dana pre-debridement level. Dana's mouth must have smelled like decomposing roadkill at its worst

No. 2124829

Shes neglecting a whole child. The dog is the least of the worries. You just know she spends more time with the dog than her child anyways. Kek
>>2124774
Does she ever take tiny human to get ice cream? Im sure we would have heard about it by now. Great parenting dana. Maybe get a day job and take TH on the dog walks with you. Atleast you could kill two birds with one stone.

No. 2124851

File: 1749102060604.jpg (18.83 KB, 320x595, 1000009862.jpg)

>>2124774
Her dress is from Dollskill.

No. 2124922

>>2124774
her eyes look fucked up

No. 2124966

>>2123964
>>2124698
>>2123965
On the snark sub this isn't acknowledged. It's like a game of telephone. Dana could easily clear the rumors of Cade but would rather drag him through the mud. If that dude ever sobers up/leaves Dana it's gonna be explosive.

No. 2125536

Nothing of value to contribute here but just to say that I very much had a mother like this and if she had been raising me in the era of social media via smartphones, it would've looked something like this. If Dana thinks these men won't sexually assault/abuse her child, it's willful ignorance and complacency. If she thinks exposing her child to sex prematurely isn't a form of sexual abuse, it's because she a pedophile. And spoiler: she is a pedophile. There's sex education and then there's hearing and seeing your intoxicated and high mother who has made being the poor man's trope of a cheap slut her whole personality. I've had this happen; I've seen things, and I've heard things. It even escalated to CSAM of me because "sexual liberation", and I foresee the same for this child lest she's removed from the grubby mitts of this graves disease looking troll doll ass. Dana would 100% be happier without a child and should grant the child at least that chance in life: to not have her as a "mother" too deep into the formulation of core memories. It's so similar I feel like the outcome already exists.(blog)

No. 2125620

>>2125536
I could absolutely see her being an autopedophile. A lot of ugly and obese women like this are aware they're considered "ruined" and "leftovers" by a majority of men and larping as a child/little girl to them represents being pure, physically small/desired, and wanted by men. It's nasty.

No. 2125682

I wish Dana would post the video about Dirty Dan already.

No. 2125973

>>2124616
With severe periodontitis, the breath will still stink even after the teeth are removed because the whole gums and jawbone are basically infected.

No. 2125980

File: 1749345829916.png (1.11 MB, 972x863, danaherpes.png)

Dana is suddenly backtracking on her herpes that Kaylee revealed she had?

No. 2125981

File: 1749345896781.png (1.63 MB, 1462x861, stinkykitty.png)

>>2125980
And is desperately trying to convince people that her "kitty" doesn't stink.

No. 2125987

>>2125981
She's trying to up her engagement on X & only fans by talking about her vagina/ how it looks. It's just advertisement

No. 2125990

>>2125980
i thought this was james charles

No. 2126166


No. 2126212

File: 1749425315410.jpg (66.15 KB, 354x765, 1000009921.jpg)

Dana had her hair done so it's back to orange now.

No. 2126216

>>2126212
KEKKKKK be fucking for real, she cannot be serious. This is peak attention seeking behaviour. She’s probably so fucking stoked for the Cultural Appropriation Allegations.

No. 2126220

>>2126212
Holy shit this has got to be bait because what the fuck even is that Dana? Appropriation baiting aside, those heavy ass braids are hanging on for dear life to the crisp wispy remains of her overbleached real hair.

No. 2126221

File: 1749427796296.jpeg (586.85 KB, 533x1057, IMG_6413.jpeg)

>>2126216
It’s a little pathetic that she has no one in her life to tell her these look fucking awful kek

No. 2126224

>>2126221
>If you're still pressed, maybe your scalp's just tight.
oh she really thought she ate with that kek

No. 2126225

>>2126224
It reads like ChatGPT… I’ve never seen her produce a statement with proper grammar that wasn’t AI generated

No. 2126227

>>2126221
>I'm keeping my hair out of my face
What hair? Her hair is short as fuck. What the fuck kind of stupid justification is that? She quite literally added more hair in front of her face.

No. 2126232

>>2126212
She looks like Tom Macdonald.

No. 2126235

>>2126224
Sounds like a shady attempt to diss black girls but I feel like the only people who would bother her about feed in Dutch braids are non black.

No. 2126239

>>2126235
Yeah, the diss makes absolutely no sense. She's the one with her scalp pulled tight in those sad looking plastic braids? I feel like she's genuinely drank and drugged herself stupid over the past decade.

No. 2126248

The Reddit is really angry about the braids throwing the word racist around really easily it’s entertaining

No. 2126251

>>2126212
She looks like a bug and those are the antennae.

No. 2126252

File: 1749439779344.jpg (147.99 KB, 1080x1290, Screenshot_20250608_202656_Chr…)

>>2126221
You can run her words through a scanner. She wrote this hsrself.

No. 2126254

"Maybe your scalp's too tight"?
Oh Dana. Batten down the hatches because now, above just getting clowned on by even the lowest anime-avatar and other creatures of gender, the entire black internet with time to spare and the appetite to, are going to fuck you up, previously blissfully unaware.
And she could have just gotten along with the only L being that this as legit the most criminally ugly hair anyone has ever had. She had to make it a retarded racist incident.(fan letter)

No. 2126258

>>2126248
They aren't remotely racist, but white people of that variety are stupid and simple and want any excuse to attack and berate their object of obsession, even if it's fake. I doubt there are black women in that sub up in arms. Don't care though, they love any excuse to dogpile her and she still looks like horseshit, so.

No. 2126268

File: 1749443131146.jpg (162.24 KB, 1280x720, 1000022093.jpg)

>>2126212
The whole point of feed in braids is that you incorporate them into your hair like picrel. Dana looks retarded with these orange turds sticking straight out of her scalp

No. 2126281

>>2126212
Looks like how people do their hair for the gathering of the juggalos festival, not bonnaroo

No. 2126288

File: 1749453146591.jpg (184.95 KB, 1206x2144, 1000001032.jpg)

>>2126252
>>2126225
This one, on the other hand, comes back with "we are highly confident this text was AI generated."

No. 2126290

>>2126252
Can't even blame AI for how stupid she sounds this time around. kek

>>2126254
Definitely feels like she is intentionally baiting rn. She's looking for another excuse to play victim and address her "haturz" for more content.

>>2126268
She probably didn't have enough hair to attach them to and what little she did have was so damaged. Honestly though this style is ugly on anyone who isn't like a whole MMA fighter or something. Can't wait to see her stuffed into that three sizes too small leotard, snatch fully out, with these plastic antennae flapping in the wind as she waddles in circles of a "pit".

No. 2126298

>>2126281
My very first thought was that she looked like a smelly jugalette kek. But remember she's doing it for herself, its just a coincidence that she's started feminizing since finally getting another man to pay attention to her

No. 2126299

>>2126290
Like roach antennae

No. 2126302

>>2126281
I mean ICP is going to be at Bonnaroo this year kek

No. 2126314


No. 2126316

>>2126248
>Reddit is really angry about the braids throwing the word racist around
Ngl, I went and looked after reading your comment and while there's a couple comments that question if it's cultural appropriation or not, I didn't see a single comment say it's outright racist or that it's made them angry. Most of them are just laughing at and dunking on her for looking absolutely ridiculous like we are?

>>2126302
Oh god, maybe we'll get lucky and dana will add a juggalo boyfriend (and potential third felon) into the "polycule" next.

No. 2126325

>>2126212
she looks fucking stupid
>>2126248
>the reddit
why do you care that much about what theyre saying.

No. 2126367

File: 1749484584899.jpg (179.89 KB, 1080x1931, 1000001653.jpg)

At this point she needs to just ask Eli to put a net nanny on her phone that blocks reddit because trying to understand supposed "bullies" is so redundant. Understand and learn by working through a DBT workbook.
No one has successfully changed someone else's mind by obsessively responding and over-explaining every single action. "If I just post harder they'll like me!!!"

No. 2126384

>>2126367
I agree. Dana isn't even that unlikable, she just has to overreact to everything. If she actually took DBT seriously, I could see things going very well for her.

No. 2126387

>>2126367
>"If I just post harder they'll like me!!!"
i agree this seems to be her train of thought. but her dumbass simply cannot understand every time she posts shes digging a grave. like she legit seems to have the communication skills of a teenager, so I really don't understand why she thinks in any position to "educate" and "clarify". she should just stick to drinking and neglecting her kid, because I'm so sick of her "well aCtuALLy" shit. I cant imagine hearing this bitch trying this shit IRL.

No. 2126395

File: 1749492456636.mp4 (1.23 MB, 720x1280, AQPDIAGBGhrf5S6zyhuU8EfWpygKnO…)

Nitpick but can she learn how to use an electric toothbrush properly
>>2126252
>>2126288
These “scanners” prove nothing kek, they’re extremely unreliable

No. 2126396

File: 1749492731497.webp (122.45 KB, 1290x2381, wckyedod7w5f1.webp)

Dana hasn't even been to Bonnaroo yet but her pupils look super blown.

No. 2126410

File: 1749494588849.jpeg (1.79 MB, 1284x4745, IMG_2650.jpeg)

yet another ex friend has come forward about dana and eli. apparently eli let this girl's plant die, and they kept her pet mouse's corpse for several months over the original fallout, then eli sent her a shitty text like a little bitch; hes like 10 years older than her. Dana promised to process the bones of her mouse (because she knows taxidermy amirite? now we can confirm the dog elosie's corpse is rotting somewhere), but never did. they kept promising to give the girl her stuff yet never actually did that she had to come to their place and grab her stuff. 1/3

No. 2126411

File: 1749494691259.jpeg (187.74 KB, 640x1387, IMG_2648.jpeg)

2/3

No. 2126414

>>2126395
Now she's sleeping in a bonnet? Kek she's really desperate to get attention for appropriation (curly-haired white nonas don't get your panties in a bunch over this, idgaf if you wear bonnets kek. Its just the juxtaposition between her braids post and this one feels intentional)

No. 2126417

File: 1749495011932.jpeg (176.96 KB, 640x1387, IMG_2649.jpeg)

3/3

No. 2126425

>>2126410
gonna be honest– all of these "ex friends" that keep coming forward sound like little bitches and mini-cows themselves.

No. 2126427

>>2126425
Oh they absolutely all are, no self-respecting well-adjusted person would date or befriend or have anything to do with these stinky degenerates. It's still milky though.

No. 2126428

>>2126427
I guess? It's just crazy to me that someone who supposedly valued this plant and her rat's remains so much waited like a year before just going to get them back herself. There would be no milk in this situation if she just collected her things in a timely manner instead of waiting for Eli to let the plant die. I genuinely don't mean to wk but come on.

No. 2126435

>>2126221
The us really have the most made up problems. Her hair is ugly as cin but People saying it's racist are reaching to the point of over extension. It must be exhausting to live like this every day but this is the circles Dana chose to run in, why would she even be surprised (we all know she's botherd af)

No. 2126436

>>2126212
Images you can smell fr.

>>2126235
>Sounds like a shady attempt to diss black girls but I feel like the only people who would bother her about feed in Dutch braids are non black.
The irony is she probably had a black chick do this to her. On average, black people don't even care if you do cornrows or box braids we just laugh because it looks stupid and looser curl patterns/people with straight hair always get a metric shitton of breakage from those styles

No. 2126439

>>2126428
eli turned 33 so the girl is around 23. cant really blame someone her age being apprehensive going back to dana's place since the fallout was messy af eli and dana both apparently very vindictive; wouldnt be surprised if they intimidate all the 20 somethings they try to lure into their hovel. i don't really care if all their circle of friends have similar messy behavior and antics because why tf would I expect any different from a horror cow. I only care about the milk, and how far dana takes shit when shes pissed.

No. 2126440

>>2126414
Reach. Whoever did her braids probably told her to get a bonnet so the style wouldn't get messed up as she slept.

No. 2126464

File: 1749504790595.jpg (141.71 KB, 780x444, 1000038395.jpg)

>>2126436
>probably had a black chick do this to her
She literally tagged the stylist in the original post anon. What are you babbling on about? kek

>>2126439
Them luring 20 somethings into their cluttered fuck shack is going to get so much weirder as they both get into their 40s. Kaylee seemed age appropriate for once, but even that didn't last very long and ended in drama.

No. 2126477

>>2126410
"I wanna be anonymous but since you asked im also collecting my pet rats bones after burying them in a monstrea I bought ESPECIALLY for this. It's the same monstrera I had to replant exactly 3 times. Also wich Dana and Eli offered to help with"
Batman voice: I'm anon

No. 2126478

>>2126464
i don't see them ever stopping. theyre going to be 40, 50, 60 and beyond still preying on 20 somethings. a harrowing thought tbh

No. 2126496

>>2126411
>>2126417
Just goes to show how petty and childish Eli is. He and Dana deserve each other

No. 2126504

>>2126396
All she needs is the HOG tattoo below her lip and she's literally Tom Macdonald

>>2126384
>Dana isn't even that unlikable
Are you sure

No. 2126506

>>2126436
I've noticed this, and it also means you get some scam pocket money to braid their scalp into four teeny little roach antenna like Travis Scott lol so its kind of a win-win.

No. 2126517

>>2126478
>>2126464
>>2126439
It's hard to convince/manipulate people their own age into thinking the way they live is normal or healthy. People old enough to know better tend to keep them at a arms distance and use them for easy drugs and sex only.

No. 2126518

>>2126517
Yeah people in their 30s have their own access to alcohol and drugs and rightfully view people like Dana as losers. Younger people are more malleable and unsure of themselves, probably view their advances as friendly and flattering and without the seedy, narcissistic motive that drives them

No. 2126519

>>2126428
Probably because Eli & Dana offered to drop it off & didn't. I'm betting she felt really uncomfortable around them / didn't want to risk getting yelled at by them irl. Plus unlike Dana if they were working a full time job, it makes sense they didn't push collecting their plant & bones. Who would think they would be vile enough to let a plant die.

No. 2126522

>>2126519
It wouldn't even be that weird that the plant died in their care, but the fact that Eli intentionally killed it and told her such is so weird and petty.

>>2126517
>>2126518
I definitely see this, there's a reason they often target younger people and the unexperienced. Kaylee was closer to them in age, but didn't they (she and dana) say that dana was their first "queer" and poly relationship? I do feel like the standards in future partners is only going to get much worse though, Dana looks more a mess than ever these days. If Cade is the best she can do rn, what's to come next?

No. 2126523

>>2126411
this is gold and a rare glimpse into Eli's thought process
>I have no ill will towards you and I wish you the best
>proceeds to kill plant out of spite
>"you never ask me how I'm doing"
Eli your hog bodied wifey should be asking you that shit.

No. 2126526

File: 1749515803484.jpg (640.56 KB, 426x4405, cps.jpg)

stolen from reddit, someone just dropped these old texts from Dana from when she had DCS called on her

No. 2126529

>>2126384
>Dana isn't even that unlikable
Absolutely insane thing to say when things like >>2126526 are known about her. Good to see evidence straight from the horse's mouth though. She's absolute scum.

No. 2126530

>>2126526
I'm very anti-satanic panic but I'm also not stupid and this woman has all the makings of a woman who puts her daughter in harms way. Wdym you didn't realize having ~qwirky~ art of genitalia out in the open (even taking artsy pictures of your daughter in front of it) is sexual abuse??? Something isn't firing off in this bitches brain and its a damn shame her child will have to suffer for it.

No. 2126532

>>2126530
makes sense now why she had that giant banana penis painting over her bed up until recently - DCS didn't go into that bedroom the first time around. Amazing that she left it up all that time after signing a document legally acknowledging it as child abuse

No. 2126533

>>2126526
>lude
she is as retarded as she looks

No. 2126534

>>2126526
Wow this is so, so telling. She deserves everything she gets.

No. 2126543

>>2126530
“satanic panic” is like “stranger danger”
a distraction from the absolute, evidence-based fact that almost all kids who are molested were molested by someone their parents know (or by a parent themselves)
the myth of roaming evil predators is meant to soothe bad parents

No. 2126552

>>2126543
Yes, am aware. I just wanted a quick all-encompassing term for wrongful accusation. It starts in the household more often than not. That picture from the last thread of her daughter, literally posed carefully from a low angle with the red lighting in front of the fruit pussy and penis was a real eye opener for anyone who defended her blindly. Not only did she think that was an acceptable picture to take, she posted it online so that it ended up here. Literally looked like one of those eerie pics you'd see on hurtcore tumblr.

No. 2126557

>>2126552
She literally took photos of her tiny daughter in her underwear poledancing and posted it publicly on her FB. And then shared provocative pics of other little girls poledancing to the same instagram she advertises her porn from to try to brush the whole thing off. She literally invited strangers into the house to have orgies while her kid was home and even invited them to eat dinner with her little child and dying mom? Nothing shocks me with this horrorcow anymore. I just hope that poor TH gets out of there only minimally traumatized from her mother's bullshit. The fact that she outright admits in text that she's had to sign paperwork acknowledging that her exposing TH to the pornography on her walls is "sexual abuse of a child" is so grim.

No. 2126566

>>2126557
The audacity to purchase and wear a "kill your local pedophile" sweatshirt in the midst

No. 2126572

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>>2126566
Actual wolf in sheep's clothing moment. Makes that ugly stomach tattoo make a lot more sense.

No. 2126574

>>2126395
The testers are decent. You can run your own personal tests but then you have to run chatgpt commands and thats retarded.
>>2126288
This sounds too articulate and considerate to be dana. For sure is AI.

No. 2126595

>>2126572
the sheep nose/snout (?) looks like dick and balls

No. 2126637

File: 1749556067134.mp4 (13.56 MB, 720x1280, roast beef.mp4)

She’s “roasting” comments now… the forced cackling

No. 2126639

>>2126637
the chatgpt ass insults lol. she also has said she has herpes, and apparently didn't disclose to kaylee

No. 2126642

>>2126637
She definitely asked chat gpt to write a comedy routine. This is very "standup comedian gets no laughs at their first show"

No. 2126644

>>2126523
it kills me how he legit asked that question, and used it as a justification to be a prick.
>waahh why doesnt anyone carehow I feeeel
its not this 20 something's fault eli is in a shitty relationship where dana only cares about herself and eli is too much of a bitch to leave.
yes, I know theres a possibility hes staying for TH. he is, for better or worse, the only father figure she knows, he himself has known her for years, and at this point him leaving will hurt her more than rectify problems. but thats due to dana, and that fact only pisses me off more, because of how dana uses her daughter as a tool to get people to stay. its a fucked up situation with fucked up people involved. at the same time though, he can leave because he has no legal ties to TH and everything will fall upon dana. wait…..what if that’s the reason why dana wants matt hare to terminate his parental rights, so she can somehow give those rights to eli???
>>2126526
>straight up admits to groomingnher daughter and STILL TO DAY calls matt hare victims the Matt Hare Hate Clib while simultaneously admitting what a POS matt is???
>still pretends to be a victim when a month or so ago another of matt hare's victims came forward detailing the verbal abuse the girls suffer from dana after being sexually abused by matt hare

No. 2126647

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>>2126637
Dana approaching young festival goers after posting a 1:43 video where she schizo rants over a few mean comments while claiming that she definitely doesn’t have genital herpes & looking like a cantina scene reject is hilarious. You can totally trust her with your open drink, just don’t think too hard about whatever the fuck her gunt tattoo is supposed to imply!

No. 2126650

>>2126647
Right? What’s up with that, beware yourself? Did she get it after she realized she had married a rapist who strangled their baby?

No. 2126653

>>2126637
Stereotypical terminally online appearance, speech and delivery. Really showed da haydurs, yep-yep!!

No. 2126657

File: 1749562545248.jpg (6.53 MB, 4116x14602, GridArt-20250610-082213801.JPG)

>>2126650
>>2126572
Story Time, direct from the wolf's decaying mouth, on a "Tattoo Tuesday" post.

No. 2126658

>>2126637
>If my crotch was your business you would be paying my rent right now
Yeah Gaby told us you make your partners cover your living expenses.

No. 2126660

>>2126637
>diagnosing strangers online like the world's saddest school nurse
School nurses can't diagnose? And they aren't known for conducting their work over the internet? What a strange way for ChatGPT to conclude this little routine. Clearly Dana didn't bother to think about if what it churned out made any sense before mindlessly repeating it to her camera.

No. 2126661

File: 1749563278389.jpg (2.24 MB, 4096x9118, GridArt_20250610_084136124.jpg)

>>2126657
Proof Dana has NEVER ONCE EVER had an independent or unique thought in her entire life. Besides her sexual deviancy, she is empty- except for being a Red Flag waving Billboard of the shallowest, shittiest alt media & sm trends she has consoomed. It's not a phase MOM!

No. 2126663

>>2126657
Tbh if you're an adult and you sleep with someone like Dana, especially with that huge and ugly ass tattoo you deserve whatever hell she brings to you. Nothing about her says "stable, reasonable person you should trust with your genitals".

>>2126464
Aye, my bad. But, its still a reach to care about those ugly French/dutch braids.

>>2126439
Yes you can. If she was old enough to let Eli and Dana near her vagina, she's old enough to get serious and have a friend/ cop escort her to get her stuff back.

No. 2126667

>>2126637
God is she ever insufferable. Also, I know this has been said but how does she have the time to be recording and posting so many videos? Every mom I know is up to their ears in childcare, domestic tasks, and work. She must really not spend any time with her daughter. It's quite sad. Imagine missing out on quality time with your kid in exchange for scoring internet points for roasting da hadurz.

>Let's be honest, I can fucking pull.

Apologies in advance for my psychoanalysis, but this says a lot to me about how Dana views sex and relationships: through a very bro-y, moid-tinted lens. She views other people as commodities and 'bodies' instead of full individuals, and like a frat bro it's all about scoring and keeping score. It's no wonder she goes to such lengths to defend Matthew Hare. It seems like she has a chronic case of NLOG, it's scary. She will do anything to align herself with the patriarchy, including defending a pedophillic rapist woman-beater.

No. 2126668

>>2126650
You know, what it makes me think of immediately is that Dana Hare encouraged a bunch of teenage girls to let their GM sexually abuse them in the walk-in freezer at a Dunkin they all worked at while Dana was the assistant manager. She probably got this ugly tatt done during that era when she thought participating in all this fucked up shit made her look tuff. Dana will reek of mouth rot and is a walking depiction of “holy shit what the fuck is that thing and keep it away from my kid/small animal”, but people at big festivals are on drugs, drinking, and not thinking about future consequences; it’s just another hunting ground for her to disguise as something else. If she can’t poach teens at her places of work anymore, she’ll just poach lonely, mentally ill 20 somethings or similar age alcoholics. Dana Hare is no wolf in sheep’s clothing, she’s a cry bully whale still trying to suck krill into her rotting, lying mouth.

No. 2126678

>>2126663
>Yes you can. If she was old enough to let Eli and Dana near her vagina, she's old enough to get serious and have a friend/ cop escort her to get her stuff back.
not explanation you think it is. I mean, I could get into the abuse that dana has documented her shes capable of. the mental toll of being around her. idk. shes an abuser what part of that is hard to understand. and not everyone is stupid enough to get the police involved and every little thing. she did work up the courage in the end to get her stuff in the end after all.
>>2126667
she makes time by literally doing nothing of such sort. the house and TH's hair is as filthy and grimy as her rotten mouth.

No. 2126682

>>2126678
I don't think it's even confirmed they slepted together, sounds like Eli wanted to if they hadn't. How many friends did they loose during the fall out with Gaby? We're they just tolerating Eli & Dana just for Gaby ?:

No. 2126683

>>2126637
Dana has posted about having asymptomatic herpes and being diagnosed young, re-writing history yet again

No. 2126687

>>2126657
I know that when I hate someone that supposedly ruined my life, accused them of trying to murder the child I made with them, and claim to be one of their abuse victims- the next healing step is to go through an incredibly painful, long & expensive process (but NOT a divorce) to cover 10% of my body, gunt front & center, repping & proudly displaying art that personally represents the accused, and wear it for the rest of my life, and want every subsequent intimate partner to see it.
TH likely knows this story, due to Dana treating them like a "tiny human" and not a "minor child". Imagine the lessons learned & confusion as to why she also has to regularly see the visible representation of a villian that hurt her, who her Mom protected & to this very day, still defends.

No. 2126715

>>2126687
the amount of shit dana has put into her daughter's head is infuriating. dana is so wildly irresponsible that she cant face the truth of her actions and instead will try to brainwash anyone and everyone.

No. 2126756

>>2126678
Notice how i said cop OR friend. Everyone who Dana interacts with is a retarded loser, regardless of age. She wears her red flags on her sleeves and if you have even the slightest amount of common sense or self preservation, you'd treat her like the diseased whore she is the minute she opens her mouth. Anyone who's too braindead to do that is getting what they deserve. Plenty of abusers are charming, intelligent and manipulative enough to fool regular, decent folks. Dana isn't one of them. Only fellow degenerates will willingly interact with her. And if you're old enough to be a degen, you're old enough to ask a friend to come pick up your plant and dead rat from the crazy bippie bitch.

>>2126667
>, I know this has been said but how does she have the time to be recording and posting so many videos? Every mom I know is up to their ears in childcare, domestic tasks, and work

Dana can barely hold down a job, doesn't cook or clean, and certainly doesn't take care of her child. So, she has all the time in the world for her nonsense.

No. 2126808

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Eli posted this today, what a plant-killing hypocrite

No. 2126818

>>2126657
Where is this video? Curious to see if her voice matches how her face looks in this as it looks to me like she's been crying. I get it tho I would cry too if I looked like this, but doubling down and finding pride in every bad aspect of her being is what she does best and in this case good for her ig kek

No. 2126855

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>>2126650
"Beware of Yourself" was there in 2020, before the Wolf in Sheep's Clothing commemorating her definitely-still-married-to-Matt-Hare "ex" husband >>2126657

No. 2126877

>>2126526
Hold on a second.. she had to sign a contract that her kid is "no longer" allowed downstairs? Wasn't the downstairs area of the house pretty much exclusively bar/party area with the "red room"? The one she claims her kid doesn't have access to? But she had to be forced by child services to not let her kid there? God fucking damn it. I am so scared for her daughter. Dana has zero parental instinct and is a selfish, hedonistic POS. this is a-loggy but dana definitely strikes me as the kind of mom who, if her daughter told her someone dana considers to be her Favorite Person was inappropriate with her, would call the kid a liar or go through million hoops to justify why it was just a misunderstanding/he feels suuper bad about it and would never do it again/someone is making her kid tell lies to ruin her (Dana's) life

No. 2126886

>>2126637
She's so mad

>>2126642
Expecting people to take any of her aislop seriously with those antenna bouncing around her head

No. 2126887

>>2126650
Psycho red flag tattoo, if you didn't already notice the other glaring red flags

No. 2126919

>>2126877
I think the kid was allowed down there (as shown by Dana's facebook photos) until like October 2023 I want to say. That's when DCS visited the first time

No. 2126923

>>2126644
>eli is in a shitty relationship where dana only cares about herself and eli is too much of a bitch to leave.
yes, I know theres a possibility hes staying for TH. he is, for better or worse, the only father figure she knows, he himself has known her for years

absolutely nothing is forcing homeless jesus to stay. people forget how this guy seems to do whatever the fuck he wants. he goes on dates with people behind Dana's back and she complains about it social media. He openly flirts with troons. He's not the good guy here.
>>2126756
>you'd treat her like the diseased whore she is the minute she opens her mouth.

woke! I have no idea what anyone in this scene does, but I imagine being young and ~alt~ makes you more prone to cutting other oddballs slack and it's unfair to victim blame regardless. everyone here seems unlikeable and immature That's probably what made the situation what it is. Eli and Dana should have contacted this girl as soon as possible and just given her her shit back and handle this in private. Why was her favorite plant still in their home to begin with?

No. 2126924

>>2126808
People like them are truly incapable of self reflection.

No. 2126941

File: 1749650153776.jpeg (175.06 KB, 1080x1920, soulmate.jpeg)

Dana posted two of these on her story: one with ol' cross-eyes and the other with the glizzy slinger. She's only been with Cade for roughly a month but he's already elevated to soulmate status… yikes.

No. 2126993

>>2126923
you need to read more clearly instead looking to reply emotionally because if you did you wouldve read this:
>its a fucked up situation with fucked up people involved. at the same time though, he can leave because he has no legal ties to TH and everything will fall upon dana.

No. 2127046

>>2126644
IMO Eli is only sticking around because having a “fiancee” and “daughter” make him seem nonthreatening to the younger women he actually wants to date (even if Dana isn’t actively supplying them anymore)

No. 2127068

>>2126941
>national soul mate day!
>man she's known for like 2 months

No. 2127074

>>2126941
It's crazy how much they look related. Maybe that's why Dana is so obsessed with him.

>>2127046
I think it's a bit of this and also that he's one of those co-dependent types. He's constantly crying about how girls ghost him and how hard it is for him to get a partner these days. If a girl cuter and less dramatic than Dana came along had a house for him to move into, you just know he would.

No. 2127105

>>2127074
>It's crazy how much they look related
It's just that alkie face bloat

No. 2127142

>>2126941
>>2127105
There's a whole lotta something in cade's left nostril, might not just be alkie face bloat they have in common. kek

No. 2127542

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I hope an actual responsible adult is looking after their kid while they make idiots of themselves.

No. 2127543

>>2127542
the keffiyeh with his bulge out is a crazy combo

No. 2127545

>>2127542
Why is she so insistent on always showing her gut? Also kek, it's so funny that people here claim her moid is good looking - he so gross and unkempt, his body/facial hair is particularly disgusting.
>>2126855
Kind of crazy how much more normal she used to look like just a few years ago, although the wigs were still as bad.

No. 2127556

>>2127542
Those fish sandals are hideous

No. 2127589

>>2127542
Eli looks like a cheap rabbi themed male stripper here, massive kek. Dana looks like a white trash trailer girl trying to larp as a rap baddie. The stupid feet fish too? They both look so hilariously bad.

No. 2127626

>>2127542
there are no responsible adults in dana's world. people just leave instead of trying to change the living situation for the better because dana doesnt want anyone better than her. she always wants to party, do coke and drink.
>>2127543
doesnt eli pretend to be all progressive and politically aware n shit? kek what a combo

No. 2127650

>>2127542
Looks like someone's 48 year old homosexual uncle

>>2127556
They pair wonderfully well with a sideburn tattoo, a butter stick purse, and corn piercings in the middle of your eyebrows.

No. 2127659

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Her gut does look marginally smaller, but I’m not sure I believe she’s down 35 pounds

No. 2127678

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Kek

No. 2127680

>>2127678
I was really looking forward to all the milk & other cows from her videos

No. 2127686

>>2127659
She claimed to be 138 lbs in January and even showed the (dark) scale (without her on it), what a stupid thing to be caught in another lie about.
>>2078935

No. 2127708

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>>2127678
Poor Dana! How is she supposed to super spread her (not) herpes across multiple states now? She had so much sweaty stinky tent sex planned with complete strangers. I'm sure she's absolutely heartbroken rn.

>>2127686
>>2127659
Crazy to look this out of shape and doughy at 150 at 5'7" tbh. She looks 170lbs minimum to me, but maybe it's just her weird apple body shape throwing me off?

>>2127686
God she really lies about the dumbest shit. Honestly makes me believe the current 150lbs claim even less.

No. 2127709

File: 1749880439867.png (2.03 MB, 843x1820, whyyoulying.png)

>>2127659
>>2127708
Yeah, after watching this clip, I don't believe she's even 150lbs right now.

No. 2127733

>>2127709
I’ve been here the whole time and i’m only just now realizing she has a magnum condom tattooed on her with a very poorly rendered Dana Devito as Frank Reynolds. I try not to look at her unclothed body in general but I think I always assumed that it was a portrait of a grandparent. I’m a fan of IASIP but a whole partially unwrapped condom tattoo’d on you is wild.

No. 2127735

>>2127733
please do not remind her about tattoo tuesday

No. 2127745

>>2127545
Eli is NOT good looking; at best, he is lower-tier average. He just looks significantly better next to the horror show that is Dana.

No. 2127762

>>2127708
>>2127659
that's not 150lbs at 5'7. 150lbs at 5'7 can be quite slim if you're fit(sage your shit)

No. 2127775

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>>2127678
full grown adults btw. she should take the chance and spend time with her child at home

No. 2127778

>>2127775
The way she flips that dirty orange rat tail for emphasis over and over is sending me

No. 2127792

>>2127775
post mp4s or webms not all of us have tiktok/instagram

No. 2127826

>>2127659
Whyyy is she lying that's literally 180 but sucked in

No. 2127827

>>2127709
This is the first I've seen of the hyper realistic Danny devito tattoo. Speechless.

No. 2127865

>>2127775
Interstate video where she tries to cry that people od'ed because there were no medics.

Almost as if grown adults should've refrained from ingesting any type of substances considering the weather was growing worse….

No wonder Dana has an actual audience, everyone's as developmentally stunted as her

No. 2127866

>>2127792
Seconding this its also great for archival purposes if I want to look back on the threads which is such an important part of farming

No. 2127867

>>2127865
Interesting

No. 2127877

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No. 2127880

>>2127775
The idea of going to a camping festival is so trashy to me. Maybe it makes sense if you're under 21 if you want to get wasted without anyone carding you. But if you're older you should stay the fuck away and just get tickets to normal concerts.

No. 2127886

>>2127865
Dana embodies something that I absolutely hate about the way tiktok cadence and self-importance have ruined a lot of people. Holding a stupid microphone clip, speaking in some infuencer hr lilt hybrid, pretending that the absolute bullshit you say is important. All of these genuine losers get such a high of self importance from holding that mic and pretending they're advising/teaching other people. She thinks she's some sort of corporate voice for festivals, it's an utter delusion that rules her life, these people don't deserve to have children lol

No. 2127941

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Nothing like 9 am shot guns, after knowing the event is cancelled

No. 2127948

>2127877
This STD riddled garbage pail kid overspent on a festival that’s famously proliferated with drug use and attended by dumbfuck nepo babies who have no idea how to handle anything that happens to them beyond calling mommy or daddy to bail them out. Dana’s screeching is not because people were overdosing, but because her/Eli’s hunt for unlovable fat alcoholics similar to Dana (the only people who can tolerate being around her for more than 3 hours somewhat sober) or Eli’s favorite demographic of unstable college kids in their 20s has been ruined. One day wasn’t enough for these actual bacteria samples to find the prey they wanted, and I’m so fucking glad for it. Dana will continue to seek more people to rope into her hellscape before finalizing the divorce from a serial rapist that strangled her toddler, Matthew Hare. Sweat sob and seethe Dana, you failed your super spreader quest. The giant orange turd braids were totally worth the single day cosplay of ice spice’s bloated corpse.

No. 2127979

>>2127792
>>2127866
For what it's worth, I've been trying to post a vid of all her stories over the past few days and keep getting an error even though the vid is within the size limits. Seems to be a site-wide problem if you check /meta/

No. 2128007

>>2127948
Bonnaroo is considered one of the trashiest festivals on the scene. If Dana actually had money and class she would even go to something like Coachella or Burning Man. I don't understand your point about how the festival is attended by nepo babies. It's actually attended by white trash.

No. 2128047

>>2127941
Definitely taking care of her daughter

>>2128007
She knows she can't "pull" at burning man. Bonaroo is just her speed.

No. 2128235

File: 1750080251634.png (1.1 MB, 864x1527, 1000006880.png)

Responded to the snark by making a story she gets to return to her daughter early, just to end up going to a rave all night instead of spending time with her kid.

No. 2128242

>>2128235
She and th barely know each other.

No. 2128254

>>2128235
People like her don't want to be parents and only use their kids as social media fodder. Her daughter is just a casualty in her narcissism.

No. 2128512

Does anyone else feel like Bambi was in a situationship with Dana, more than friends? It doesn't add up with what Bambi says verses how they were texting each other? I think Bambi only stopped talking to Dana cause everybody else did. They abuse drugs & post their prolapsed anus on reddit ; they just don't have a kid.

No. 2128573

File: 1750213461840.webm (7.24 MB, 886x1772, ScreenRecording_06-17-2025 23.…)

Cade and Eli are both hanging out with Dana tonight

No. 2128581

File: 1750216150608.webm (10.91 MB, 854x480, ScreenRecording_06-17-2025%202…)

seems like a bold choice to consume illegal THC on camera while wearing a weed hoodie considering CPS speaks to her like every other week, but hey what do i know

No. 2128582

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>>2128581
pic related

No. 2128583

>>2128573
i literally cannot tell the difference between these two men they are identical to me. also her hairstyle is so fucking whack.

No. 2128589

>>2128573
The forced and disinterested smile fading away on Eli when Dana turns away…. Good lord. He's such a little gross faggy skeeve and he can't hide his disdain for 5 seconds. Gotta love it!
And who the FUCK was watching TH while Eli and Dana were planning on spending a week in Bonnaroo….

No. 2128590

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>>2128583
Funnily enough, nona, she just posted this a few hours ago.

No. 2128591

File: 1750218536844.png (3.05 MB, 1179x2556, IMG_3359.png)

>>2128589
he looked so sick of her in the latest unboxing video

No. 2128595

>>2128591
is there a single photo of eli where he looks happy?

No. 2128597

File: 1750219958774.jpeg (538.42 KB, 1179x2064, IMG_3383.jpeg)

drunk (and now) in love

No. 2128598

>>2128512
Bambi factually posted Dana as her partner and them on a date on her social media long before Dana introduced Bambi as her partner so idk

No. 2128599

>>2128582
It's not as clear-cut as your picrel claims; the law forbids THC concentration above 0.3% dry weight, and THC itself hardly weighs anything, especially in relation to a drink. It's a legal loophole exploited by companies that make edible THC products (like gummies and drinks). CPS still won't like it, though. And didn't she just say "nope" to weed? >>2127708

No. 2128605

>>2128589
He's not any grosser than her, and can you really blame him for not being able to mask his abject purgatorial misery.

>>2128595
Would you be? with little miss Tom Macdonald?

No. 2128607

>>2128573
Absolute kek. I would feel bad for Eli if he didn't willingly dig this hole himself and be a complete degenerate as well. Free housing, can show off how he bangs multiple women and has a woman at home making him mac and cheese. I bet he hopes this short drunk doesn't move in, there can only be one gross deadbeat!

No. 2128610

>>2128597
Watching someone liveblog every second of their new relationship intimately triggers my lizard brain SO deeply. Also Cade looks like a downie hero

No. 2128615

>>2128599
ty for clarifying nona, googling about weed laws in TN the takeaway was basically “MARIJUANA IS VERY ILLEGAL!” but trying to see where those drinks fell within the laws was difficult to interpret. totally agree that CPS won’t like it showing on a drug test regardless of the way it got there

No. 2128622

But seriously who does Dana leave TH with when she and Eli are gone at these suck and fuck excursions. I dont think family is alive or near them- I just feel so awful for this poor kid. Neglected and ignored literally 24/7, and babysat by some fucking freak that isn't vetted, excluding access given to deviants and unknown persons Dana and Eli have over. God. Fucking upsetting.

No. 2128634

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>>2128581
Eli has got to be one of the most pathetic doormats on the face of this planet. What the fuck is worth any of this if he’s not sustaining an addiction or preventing homelessness if he leaves? JarJar Bonnaroo is far more ecstatic about a bloated alcoholic faking he’s shy online than she is for any of the free childcare or whatever else Eli supposedly provides. Kek. I am willing to bet another nona money there will be some form of sexual content between the 3 of them to prove the hadurs wrong before it all blows up publicly, as it goes. The funniest timeline would be these two unstable fags leaving together since Dana wouldn’t be able to not rage about it. Also reminder it is currently summer, there are all kinds of activity camps and community led programs her kid could go to, potentially for free if she cared enough to look. Dana doesn’t give a fuck beyond the bare minimum expected from CPS. Instead of making memories with her kid that’s supposed to be developing hobbies and interests in the world around her (NOT in drug fueled orgies, stripper poles, or tiktok), Dana’s still focused on posting embarrassing videos about whoever she’s banging that month. None of these people have future.

No. 2128655

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Kaylee and Tone are dating

No. 2128659

>>2128655
Did she lose a ton of weight? Who the hell is that

No. 2128679

>>2128655
why do all the moids look the same? I swear they have the same glasses and ugly facial hair.

No. 2128722

>>2128597
What level of alcoholism does one have to be at to be this bloated?
>>2128655
Her attempt at smiling with her eyes just makes her look deranged flood detection

No. 2128726

File: 1750256926117.jpeg (181.32 KB, 1080x1920, thriving.jpeg)

>>2128590
So she was drunk and high with her two soulmates yet STILL posting clapbacks to the snark sites. She's such a fucking loser.

No. 2128769

>>2128726
Looks like she glues shoelaces to her temples trying to look mad unbothered with them antenna on her head

No. 2128775

>>2128726
Lol, I like that she didn't address the concern about her child, who was watching her for the week, and how little fucking time she spends with her…

No. 2128791

>>2128726
Dana Hare’s inability to have critical thought is almost impressive, she truly is a top grade horrorcow that will never run out of milk. Nobody is that pressed about her hair because it’s super ugly and she overspent, which is the real reason she’s upset and trying to reframe it is a funny as fuck self own. The reality she can’t deal with, and never will, is that people watch her shit to laugh AT her, because she’s a fat ugly addict who never stops whining and
ebegging, but will play pretend that she’s super desirable. Dana walks around with a protruding gunt in public that functions as an apologetic billboard for her rapist husband Matt Hare and cheeto braids. Then people find out about her rot mouth, child neglect, sweat shop purchases, and a nonstop chain of ex’s who outwardly hate her and Eli. She’ll keep doing this type of shit until she fucks up so bad she’s run off the internet or loses her kid, and no one can tell which will happen first. She loves being a spectacle but hates the fact it’s not because she’s a hot white alternative baddie. How she’s avoided getting milked every week by big breadtuber like Repzilla, I have no idea. Rep could probably make a living covering only this cow because she’ll never learn. She posts evidence of her lies while simultaneously defending them in real time, it’s fascinating and scary to watch. Dana’s life is like a higher level of Stop Hitting Yourself, except she’s too retarded to figure out she’s the only one playing.

No. 2128894

>>2128512
>>2128598
these posts smell like periodontal disease

No. 2129034

>>2128573
Her mannerisms remind me so much of Shayna here it's crazy

No. 2129142

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Her Instagram got deactivated

No. 2129144

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>>2129142
Samefag. Checked the Reddit to see if anyone else is saying her page is down and that I wasn't just randomly blocked, and of course the complete retards on the snark Reddit are behind it. Thanks for drying up the milk Redditards.

No. 2129155

>>2129144
Way to ruin the fun Reddit

No. 2129163

File: 1750382058696.jpeg (573.53 KB, 1284x2499, IMG_2751.jpeg)

>>2129155
lol relax shes back. how do people on lolcow loose their shit when this happens. cows arent completely beaindead (like the idiots who legit think the milk is gone forever) theyll just make another account. did you forget that? she barely made and actual posts, most of her shit was spamming stories. cant wait for this mew saga of milk.

No. 2129168

>>2129163
>looses
kek. ntayrt and I know you're a tourist but cowtipping is big retard behavior and not entertaining at all.

No. 2129187

Two cows this week got their accounts shut down. Penus and Dana. Retards spoil the milk.

No. 2129189

>>2129163
She had moles on her close friends list that would post her private stories. Cow tipping also crosses a line. It's weird they are proud her main instagram was shut down.

No. 2129192

>>2129189
In her case, I don't mind the retard brigading because if they repeatedly get her ig done in, she can't gain new views or promotion and thus will be forced to seek gainful employment and take care of her child.

No. 2129195

>>2129192
Dana will never take care of her child. She will go through another hundred partners in search of a caretaker before she becomes an actual parent. Taking her account offline just deprives us of entertainment.

No. 2129197

File: 1750392033795.png (1.45 MB, 885x857, hefty.png)

>>2129163
kek, what a photo to choose, she really is all gut. I don't think she's actually lost much weight at all tbh. She's still huge.

>>2128655
This is so funny. Tone really jumped ship on Dana and ran off with her girlfriend while he was at it. I wonder if this is who kaylee was seeing on the side or if they just bonded more recently over Dana sharing their personal info against their will. Dana was so ecstatic she didn't have to "share" Kaylee with Eli too. lmao

No. 2129198

>>2129197
Lena Dunham level confidence

No. 2129218

File: 1750399267698.bmp (2.43 MB, 979x868, insta_00023423.bmp)

>>2129197
Meanwhile Eli shares memes and images of thin, petite, conventionally attractive women. Not that he could do (or deserves) any better than what he's currently got of course.

No. 2129232

>>2129197
This picture is really funny, she might be a fundamentally and deeply flawed person teetering on the edge of horrorcowdom but she stays oversharing and posting the least flattering photos ever so thanks Dana I guess kek

No. 2129233

>>2128591
She looks like shes serving time in a psychiatric facility my fkn sides kek

No. 2129235

>>2129197
If anything it looks like she just gained more weight instead of losing it. Fatties usually look thinner when laying down because of gravity but she just looks even bigger her whole body is a doughy mass

No. 2129241

File: 1750416856978.jpg (34.87 KB, 592x703, 20250523_123425.jpg)

>>2129163
I think it's bizarre for someone who creates polyamory content, posts primarily about sex and relationships, and uses her instagram to promote her onlyfans to include the fact that she's a mother in her handle. I think any time a nsfw content creator chooses to allude to their children its a breach of the child's right to privacy and safety.. if she's so protective of TH and her privacy, why would Dana want to make her being a mother part of her brand and username? Watch, I bet this week there's gonna be a massive post about how "SEX WORKERS HAVE LIVES!!! We can have families too!!" Like obviously some whores have kids but most of them don't choose to bring that up to potential johns. picrel its Dana.

No. 2129248

>>2129187
so weird to see all the redditfags celebrating this. it's not like getting their accounts shut leads to them getting better. dana is not going to be a better mum. snark subs really need to learn to not cowtip. retarded

No. 2129254

>>2128769
>Looks like she glues shoelaces to her temples
>>2128791
>Dana walks around with a protruding gunt in public that functions as an apologetic billboard for her rapist husband Matt Hare and cheeto braids.
>She’ll keep doing this type of shit until she fucks up so bad she’s run off the internet or loses her kid, and no one can tell which will happen first.
you anons have a way with words kek. but she did in fact get run off the internet…..but she has backup accounts so that lasted 5 minutes. a horrorcow of her caliber will never be silenced. eli could leave, cade could cheat on her, kaylee and tone could move out of state, her landlord could kick her out, cps can move forward by taking her to court to get her right terminated and taking away TH and she'll still find a way to respond to reddit. shes gonna keep talking to them like theyre antagonistic friend until she dies.

No. 2129256

>>2129197
>I barely drink

No. 2129261

>>2129198
At least Lena had a successful TV show, all Dana has to show for herself is a deleted IG account and a snark subreddit

No. 2129268

>>2129248
If anything, they lash out at the people around them even more in frustration, and become even worse because now they don't have an "audience" watching them. Let her continue to incriminate herself online ffs

No. 2129292

File: 1750436220764.jpg (336.08 KB, 1080x1704, Screenshot_20250620-171611.jpg)

Guess who's back

No. 2129293

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No. 2129295

File: 1750436583877.mp4 (2.19 MB, 720x1280, goo_for_you.mp4)

>>2129292
Already talking about how great her life is to flex on the haters. Says she had 6k people blocked on her original account kek

No. 2129297

>>2129293
and I'm a millionaire dana. good try.
>>2129295
so all her time is spent on drinking heavily, sitting on her lard ass, blocking retards online instead of even glancing at her daughter and helping around the house. this is retarded behavior dana kek

No. 2129304

>>2129295
Eli doesnt mind taking care of the house is my working theory. Because i bet you he is taking the "stay at home caretaker" route and letting dana be the bread winner. Since he seems lazy AF and she needs to go out and collect partners. In his eyes, being a cucked, house keeping, baby sitter is a fair trade for not having to work a real 9 to 5.
That, or he has a job and im retarded and totally missed that.

No. 2129305

>>2129304
He's a carpenter

No. 2129307

>>2129305
In theory or in practice?

No. 2129330

>>2129304
Eli has had a full time job the whole time we've been following Dana.

No. 2129333

>>2129307
He travels often for work and does large scale projects, read the threads. He's definitely the actual bread winner on top of doing most of the child care and house work. Eli may be an absolutely hideous troon-chasing degenerate, but he doesn't seem like the lazy one in this relationship. It is concerning that he provides almost all of the care for TH though.

No. 2129350

File: 1750455456558.png (972.75 KB, 1080x1870, 1000047597.png)

Hm…. This and the other recent posts to her story make me think Cade is starting to flake out (since it's a pretty obvious rebound dive for him)

No. 2129367

>>2129218
I understand Sabrina carpenter is a persona and a product more than an actual person but I'm so bored with her and her tweety bird makeup and orange spray tan

>>2129241
It is odd. She's overcompensating since the main criticism she receives is how terrible of a mother she is. Choosing to be a "sex worker" while showing off a giant tattoo of your daughter's name splayed across your chest is disgusting. She looks up to, copies, and completely aspires to be gutter trash.

No. 2129368

>>2129295
>I'm doing great
>I'm so happy
>with my boyfriend and my husband
>says her daughters name last
Lol

No. 2129374

>>2129304
Makes me curious as to what kind of carpenter. Ive not heard of a poorly paid carpenter unless they are living above their means.
When was the last time she or he posted about his job? Also how the fuck does he handle doing all the childcare and working a really physical job and only getting subpar, dirty, shared pussy in return and a place to live? Even though im sure he could afford to live on his own if he has his own job and moved out alone.
God i hope he isnt touching tiny human. I just dont trust men. They can hardly properly love or atleast not sexualize their own biological daughters. This fucker cant be trusted.

No. 2129378

File: 1750463627141.gif (925.33 KB, 220x279, cow-drinking.gif)

>>2129241
This. Dana doesnt realize that there are plenty OF whores that dont even hint to having kids. You wouldnt even know. The derranged ones who go for the MILF niche are the biggest exception.
She is so obviously an attention whore as well as every other kind of whore. Thats why she tries to hit as many tags for her channel as possible. #queer #poly #parenting #lifeadvice #advocacy #so on so forth #blah blah blah.
I cant even complain though. May she never learn to stop posting every minute of her life so the milk may forever flow. Dana, the cow that keeps on giving.

No. 2129405

File: 1750470476226.mp4 (7.13 MB, 720x1280, 1000006900.mp4)

Since when has John been part of the roster?

No. 2129407

>>2129405
Who's John?

No. 2129408

>>2129405
Is this recent? I hope she removed those hideous orange braids. And more than that, I really hope she's not referring to Jonathan Sims, the registered sex offender she "worked" (abused teen girls) with at Dunkin Donuts… 12 years ago. >>2080454

No. 2129413

>>2129405
>IM SO HAPPY
>IM SO FUCKING HAPPY
worst people you know always say this to pretend they are unbothered

No. 2129420

>>2129407
>>2129408
Jon is Jon Miller aka “Dirty,” a guy associated with fall out boy that she claims as a “comet partner” because she’s a groupie and might have fucked him at some point and he likely does not know that he’s her partner

No. 2129421

File: 1750471976243.png (463.55 KB, 813x1170, 1000047601.png)

>>2129405
KEK, fatly recording in a sonic drive-thru

No. 2129425

>>2129408
Wrong Jonathan. The Jonathan that Dana Christine Hare (née Chencharick), formerly of St. Augustine, Florida and currently of Nashville, Tennessee, abused teen girls with during her employment at Dunkin Donuts was Jonathan Torres, not Sims. Easy mistake!

>>2129420
NTA, thanks for the context nona, it's hard to keep her literal Jons straight. Might be useful to have a list of her current and past partners in the next OP, like a cheat sheet. We can even call them Jons, like Heather Sparkles and her Ryans.

No. 2129427

>>2129420
>we've been together 12 years!!
You don't even see this man

No. 2129429

>>2129405
John is "dirty" that fat dude who was fallout boy's assigned "party guy" and pet addict that she's met once (while he was still very married). We've never seen any evidence of them actually "being together" and she only has two photos of them together from the same day from way back. Weird to have no photos and spend zero time together with your supposed "partner of 12 years". Also kek at our super sapphic lesbian Dana exclusively pursuing and dating multiple men at the same time.

No. 2129432

>>2129405
Four men in her roster? She’s so gay, guys!

No. 2129473

>>2129405
Conspicuously no mention of Tone. I guess he really did leave her for Kaylee.

No. 2129487

File: 1750490675588.png (1.42 MB, 965x855, jacksonville.png)

>>2129427
She's suddenly also claiming that this man, who she has only seemingly met once in the past 12 years (and yet is her totally real boyfriend) is buying her a ticket to visit him out in Jacksonville this summer for a week. So I guess we'll see if that actually ever happens. It is weird though, he doesn't interact with any of her accounts, doesn't follow the backup account where she is currently making those claims, and they don't interact on his personal fb either?

No. 2129500

>>2129487
She's so full of shit. How about instead of getting flown out to be a half-avoided cumsock for a week, you worry about raising your child who you leave with your boyfriend.

No. 2129536

>>2129374
theyre always living beyond their means because dana is a shopping addict, and my guess is she blows hundreds whenever she goes out to party, restaurants, the liquor store etc
>>2129405
I always take her random partners she adds with a grain of salt because her lack of boundaries, consent, and need for attention reveals itself when she randomly claims someone as a partner.

No. 2129559

>>2129487
worlds least involved mother

No. 2129586

File: 1750529427988.mp4 (1.84 MB, 1080x1920, 1000006901.mp4)

Dick #4 already over at her place with unfettered access to TH

No. 2129588

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>>2129586
Does she think this is sexy

No. 2129589

File: 1750530044873.jpg (289.82 KB, 929x1004, 1000038619.jpg)

>>2129586
That's just an older video of Cade, you can tell by his clubbed reddened fingers and the wart on one of them. Didn't know he had lil saggy tits too though. Thanks Dana!

No. 2129590

>>2129586
My pussy just recoiled

>>2129589
The gynecomastia adds to the swollen red hands and bloated greasy face to complete the alcoholic physique

No. 2129594

>>2129588
this looks like a wallace and gromit prostitute AI prompt. wtf

No. 2129595

>>2129590
> My pussy just recoiled.

I was struggling through the wave of disgusted reactions I felt when I saw this, trying to identify the strongest. You couldn’t be more accurate, Nonnie.

No. 2129596


No. 2129610

>>2129586
100% certain TH has already been victimized.

No. 2129618

>>2129586
I somehow feel personally victimised by this- kind of impressive to be able to make something that gross.

No. 2129624

File: 1750541398491.png (93.8 KB, 392x190, filter.png)

>>2129586
The filter snapping off is killing me

No. 2129628

>>2129589
>>2129624
The way he's absolutely fondling her double chin. Insane she thought this looked hot.

No. 2129631

>>2129589
This is the least sexy picture I have ever seen in my life.

No. 2129651

File: 1750549960139.gif (Spoiler Image,9.83 MB, 500x525, 1750529427988-ezgif.com-speed.…)

>>2129586
i feel molested

No. 2129653

>>2129651
His red fingers and white nails are disgusting

No. 2129748

>>2129651
worst part is her kids name right there on her chest in full view. this is absolutely disgusting

No. 2129749

File: 1750589188802.jpg (319.5 KB, 1170x2194, 1000001800.jpg)

Posting the proof of Dana saying she has herpes

No. 2129754

>>2129588
dana is so clinically ugly wtf

No. 2129767

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No. 2129778

>>2129767
Why’d she choose a pic where she looks like she’s got Down syndrome…

No. 2129787

>>2129767
But she totally doesn't care what her haters have to say guys, she has no time to explain herself!

No. 2129789

File: 1750607698946.png (42 KB, 210x225, be fr.png)

>>2129767
kekkkk, beauty godess

No. 2129790

>>2129767
This is such a brutal self-own. Yes thank you Dana but we actually didn't need further proof, you provide plenty on a daily basis.

No. 2129792

>>2129767
>Picture from years ago
>Shit cheap wig
>Fat
>Shayna-tier expression
>Filtered
Is this supposed to be proving a point? Because it doesn't. If you want to show us that you're not clinically ugly, Dana, at use a recent picture.

No. 2129797

>>2129767
>>2129789
Banner. Now.

No. 2129804

File: 1750611599441.jpeg (Spoiler Image,608.17 KB, 1685x3464, AB59581D-0D6C-4202-A4AF-2EDE4C…)

>>2129767
thanks for the new meme Dana

No. 2129814

File: 1750613101152.jpg (5.19 MB, 4096x7099, GridArt_20250622_121840255.jpg)

>>2129767
Looks like a drowning victim that wasn't rescued in time. Empty stare, slack jawed, water-logged and brain dead.

No. 2129842

File: 1750620703003.jpg (Spoiler Image,798.07 KB, 1080x2400, Screenshot_20250622_142836_Ins…)

I guess this is how you say "no troons" wokely. Spoiler'd to save everyone from her gunt and awkward lingerie

No. 2129848

>>2129842
LMAOOO People calling her straight got to her

No. 2129864

File: 1750623987066.jpg (1.51 MB, 4096x2302, GridArt_20250622_222525136.jpg)

Cade giving tuna a run for her money

No. 2129867

>>2129842
I'm a little shocked she just said this tbh given her handmaidenry

No. 2129875

>>2129814
As a nurse it's all I could see too nonna. She looks like she has brain damage with the unfocused eyes, slack jaw, and constricted hands. Dana has body dysmorphia but in reverse.

>>2129842
>>2129867
She's your standard self-hating pick me with a side of "I'm trans nonbinary" so she can claim to be a "minority". It's as simple as that really.

No. 2129877

>>2129804
Jesus Christ ew, this needed a jumpscare warning.

No. 2129896

File: 1750630284586.png (623.47 KB, 1124x874, ronnierelatable.png)

Imagine calling ronnie radke "relatable" on social media. Also kek at dana buying a blue checkmark for the backup page already.

No. 2129919

>>2129842
if anyone besides us is still keeping up with her she's in for a nasty cancellation. fucking TERF thinking trans women aren't real women. what a bigot(derailing)

No. 2129943

File: 1750641584458.jpeg (1.91 MB, 2048x1234, IMG_3857.jpeg)

>>2129767
Every time she tries to clap back and fails all I can think of is this image while she glares at her phone. Dana Hare will never amount to anything other than a fat, drug riddled piece of shit that has failed to launch for 10 years. The harder she clings to this tiktok influencer delusion, the harder everyone laughs. She can try to cherry pick a single mean sentence about her appearance from here, but ya’ know, if Dana tried this with any other post about her blatant child neglect and rotating strangers that have access to said neglected child, it wouldn’t work. Truly the cow that keeps giving. Raven’s threads had nothing on this sow.

No. 2130045

File: 1750674037411.mp4 (3.57 MB, 1080x1920, 1000006906.mp4)

"fuck capitalism" as she posts a video from Bonnaroo and constantly posts shopping videos and falls into trends every other week

No. 2130047

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So much for not explaining herself

No. 2130050

>>2130047
I don't even drink
I dont even drink hard liquor.
That often.
On the weekdays-energy

How is she not able to stop herself? She could live the exact same life she has now and get 0 scrutiny if she just didnt post EVERYTHING on social media. She could still post, have a active account but it's like she have to. Bpd aside I don't get it since surley she must realize the price she is paying (cps, jobs and so on)

No. 2130065

>>2130047
addicts are always so defensive. Good way to tell on themselves.
>>I have class with my alcohol taste.
killed me lmfao. Literally nothing about her life comes anywhere close to claSsy

No. 2130082

>>2129767
of youre gonna give me a shout out dana, why didn't you use a recent pic like >>2129197
this fucking retard just owned herself kek
>>2130047
take a shot every time she tries to give "clarity" or tries to "explain". her self-defensiveness will kill you.

No. 2130085

>>2130047
I know she's coping when I gotta zoom in to read because they're so much text kek

No. 2130090

File: 1750686877433.jpg (491.66 KB, 1080x1356, Screenshot_20250623-145116.jpg)

>>2130082
She's so pressed
(1/2)

No. 2130091

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No. 2130103

>>2130090
>>2130091
>admit that I'm attractive
But
>I don't care if you think I'm attractive
Girl stfu you obviously have the brain damage anons teased with the posturing go see a doctor for countless reasons

No. 2130111

>>2130090
She has reverse body dysmorphia

No. 2130114

>>2130091
That picture is seriously the opposite of attractive with the crusty eyelashes and overall weird face going on up there, her nasolabial folds shouldn't appear if her face is relaxed, kek.

No. 2130122

>>2129749
I’m an oldfag who’s never used Tiktok, can someone please explain what Dana is holding in her hand and why she is holding it? Is it a makeup brush?

Also, whyyyyyy does she feel the need to broadcast every single little detail of her life to the entire internet? Does she feel like she’s “educating” people and performing a public service? Does she realize that she’s actually Jim Carrey in The Truman Show, providing us entertainment?

No. 2130129

>>2130122
it's a microphone

No. 2130136

File: 1750695533423.jpg (132.69 KB, 1200x675, p08vtp9c.jpg)

>>2129875
Another diagnosis of reverse body dysmorphia, as first identified in Gimme Gimme Gimme. Dana has 90s British sitcom phenotype

No. 2130145

>>2130129
Ok but why is she holding a microphone?

No. 2130147

>>2130045
>>2130047
>>2130090
>>2130091
No one cares Dana. Who watched TH human while you were gone??? The way you’re avoiding the topic while cherry picking things to address is suspicious. You absolutely love to explain yourself and make yourself seem the victim. You freaked out over people “ruining” her/your tattoo reveal. So the fact that you refuse to sperg out over who babysat TH really says all we need to know. It was someone neither of you have known for very long, or someone you know she shouldn’t have been left with.

No. 2130150

>>2130090
>I just don’t wanna put in the effort to be socially accepted in a conventionally attractive manner EVERY DAY.
All ugly bitches and non-binaries think like this lol. Sorry you’re so fucking ugly it takes you 3 hours to even look remotely feminine and fit “the standard”. It’s still not working. It’s also not everyone else’s problem kek

>I like the way I look.

No you don’t.

No. 2130160

File: 1750700780384.jpg (Spoiler Image,633.49 KB, 1926x2048, 1637894966491.jpg)

>>2130091
"I clean up nice,ADMIT IIIIIIIT" she screeched in to the void wearing a $3 party city wig.
Pic spoiled for ass but exact same level of sex appeal. Way to go, Rhode Island would love you

No. 2130167

>>2130147
Again, it's very worrying when you think about how TH is probably kept away from friends (who have normal parents) and normal kid facets of life- probably out of neglect and also so Dana can just do her degenerate lifestyle without any prying eyes.
Since she's ignoring all questions about who the fuck would watch TH for a week, who was it watching her?
God. I feel so sad for her daughter. Mommy needs to post, get wasted, and make porn.

No. 2130175

>>2130090
youre still clinically ugly and I don't have to "admit" anything because you objectively don't clean up. why the hell is everyone here and your snark reddit aware of your gutter trash hygienics? because you keep posting about it. TH's hair is a mess, your teeth are a mess (please don't think that debridement is permanent you still gotta brush and put the liquor down), the house is a mess (anyone remember the fucking syringe needles?), your friends are a mess.
this is so weird. all this shit but cannot prove shits a good mother nor who the fuck is watching her kid because its obviously not her. shes gotta stop drinking and put the phone down because ive never seen a cow get is INVESTED over negative comments over the internet this badly. god can you imagine what she talks about irl.

No. 2130182

>>2130090
>i clean up nice
She really doesn’t though. She’s bug eyed with a slack jaw, no chin. She’s structurally ugly, regardless of whether or not she dresses conventionally attractive or not.
Add on the clown hair, tattoos and perma pregnant body type, she’s repulsive. Add on the child abuse and misogyny, you can’t look at her without feeling disgusted.
Face it Dana, you’re ugly.

No. 2130189

File: 1750708384597.png (289.33 KB, 851x531, 1000047650.png)

Let us not forget…. Thrashing about insisting she isn't ugly and chasing anything to appeal to bottom of the barrel, rapist, addict, abusive moids.
Wish she put this much energy into her daughter.

No. 2130192

>>2130085
She’s reaching TND levels of word salad

>>2130091
Some art is just bad

No. 2130195

File: 1750709607469.png (244.06 KB, 429x379, humansareart.png)

>>2130090
It's so funny she thought THIS was a photo of her "cleaning up nice". She looks like someone photoshopped a barrel bodied male stroke victim into a cheap wig and granny nightgown. She used to be kind of awkwardly cute like a decade ago, but the ugly inside really bubbled up through her pores throughout the years.

>>2130091
Girl, are you for real right now? Look at yourself. Your eyelashes and wig aren't even on right. You don't know how to do basic make-up. You rely on heavy filters that completely delete your heavy eyebags and chin moles, morphing you into an entirely different person. You don't "clean up nice" you edit and filter into making yourself slightly less grotesque. And the only men who want you are equally as repulsive and pathetic, alcoholic and sex addicts who will fuck just about anything. I agree with the other nonna, she might actually be brain damaged. Probably drunk and drugged herself stupid. And she let's these men around her daughter, alone?

No. 2130200

>>2130145
Aside from the marginally better audio quality, i think it's because she wants to look and feel more serious and like a 'real' influencer, see >>2127886

No. 2130201

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Some new screenshots in regards to her recent spending. It's sad that all her free time seems to go into fucking various men, "dates" at local bars, and drinking and partying constantly. Meanwhile all her "fun" money goes into sex toys, new costumes for her "sex work" (which she is now selling 150 videos for only $3 on her OF) and going drinking and partying? Those ugly ass tentacle braids lasted less than a week and according to Dana "weren't expensive" at $70. Insane. Good thing she occasionally buys TH a second hand shirt or two once every other week when she goes out thrifting though! Real mother of the year.

No. 2130205

>>2130201
Wdym anon, she's the epitome of anti-consumerism! >>2130045

No. 2130206

>>2129767
This proves absolutely nothing. She looks like the corpse of a $3 hooker they fished up from the Hudson River.

No. 2130207

>>2130201
Oh my god imagine being TH and seeing your mom having the option between buying you a new tshirt or a chastity cage in orange for her beta orbiters and her picking the cock cage. I am sure she has 3 million of those already in her nasty sex toy hoard.

No. 2130229

>>2130207
and you know her hoard of sex toys are never clean.

No. 2130335

>>2130045
If she don't rip those stupid ass hi-vis shoelaces off her stapled scalp

No. 2130336

>>2129651
Slightly obscure reference but she looks so much like Ginger Bronsons nazi ex bf Corey, the one that gave her the swastika tattoo

No. 2130337

>>2130090
>I clean up nice fucking admit it
I am generally very reluctant to be cruel toward the appearance of women for a multitude of reasons and at the very least for the sake of compassion but Dana looks like dobby, she doest pull, she's creepy, she's terminally retarded, she's gross, she needs to get off the internet etc. We aren't attracted to you. You look bad. You're ugly on the inside but the outside as well. Sit this one out maybe.

No. 2130340

>>2130175
Her autopedo vibes are off the charts. Any of us could like confidently say she's going to end up putting her daughter in danger or get her seriously hurt, and not for the sake of concern trolling or drama, but because she has like TEXTBOOK warning signs of the gross, desperate, panicked middle aged woman that uses her child to get men to pay attention to her. It's bizarre, I think her amygdala is a pitted stone because she has so much audacity for someone known for offering up teenage girls to her bf at Dunkin Donuts and she still won't shut the fuck up. The stupidest gutter trash always have such crazy egos.

No. 2130341

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>>2130090
>i clean up nice fucking ADMIT IT.
>>2130091
>I truly don't care if you think I'm unattractive.

No. 2130368

>>2130147
She mentioned in one of her Bonnaroo posts that her kid was with family. I think she said grandparents.

No. 2130386

>>2130368
So Dana has conveniently un-disowned her entire family then? Here's hoping that is true and TH was with family and not some random creep from Dana's constantly cycling roster.

No. 2130394

>>2130386
I think Eli's parents watch her. Dana's mom is dead and she doesn't seem to have had contact with her bio dad in a while.

No. 2130409

>>2130182
Couldn’t have said it better. She’s repulsive across the board in the way a moid would be. Normally don’t get too invested in cows w kids bc it’s bleak and this is the motherlode. I mourn for her child who has no doubt already been victimized overtly.

No. 2130477

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Yes Dana, because you're anti-capitalism is nothing more than a performative act.

How about you ask "Daddy" to buy something for TH?

No. 2130480

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Jesus Dana you really let the "haters" live in your head rent free

No. 2130499

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Found her excuse why Eli is the one that bathes TH. From "Polyamorous Day in the Life" 3-26-24.
It's because "…he understands how to comb & condition THAT MESS and I'm really bad at it…"
Dana is a mean mom. Can you imagine at 7 years old, your mom calling your beautiful, unique hair "that mess" because she never took the time to teach you to properly care for it? She is too busy with her polycule so she neglects you, then publicly insults your appearance on her personal social media, based on her own neglect?
Your mom, who couldn't even take care of her own teeth, who pays $70+tip for braids that last 5 days- is insulting your natural hair because it's a "mess" and you are SEVEN.
Sad that a Gypsy Rose type ending could be one of the best outcomes for TH.

No. 2130501

>>2130091
love this pic conveniently covers half of her amorphous quadruple chinless jaw, mummy teeth, and hog belly on top of being filtered beyond belief
it would be more of a flex if the men calling her beautiful were 10s and had interesting lives but they’re not even close to being a nashville 3. they’re all unanimously hideous creatures from the depths. they look like the dudes from blighttown.
>>2130090
>i don’t wanna be conventionally attractive
lol does she think she has a choice to be anything other than ugly?

No. 2130525

>>2130480
How does she not realise that the only reason the hadurzzz are able to react to her posts and point out that's she's an ugly, unfit mother, is because she overshares every single aspect of her life online? She's constantly giving us material to laugh at.
Every single cow in history is only a cow because they post their entire lives online. There are plenty of people who are bad parents, consumerists, stupid, ugly, fat and promiscuous like Dana is. But they don't get threads because they don't post every shitty thing they do online. Cow threads die when they stop posting every milky thing they do online. For example the empathchan and Kathy threads are dead because they stopped posting dumb shit on social media, and the Shayna thread is dying because she's posting way less about the drama she gets herself into than she used to. If people are making fun of Dana, then she only has herself to blame. Nobody made her post about her constant rotation of ugly adults or how she abandons her kid several times a year to go to festivals.

No. 2130573

>>2130477
why cant she give that to her daughter. why does SHE need one, why doesnt seeing her daughter happy with a new doll thing give her enough joy.
>>2130499
in other words she refuses to learn, and refuses to take time away from polycule drama, and put it towards anything for the sake of her daughter.

No. 2130584

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Dana says she will stop responding to the haters now.

No. 2130612

>>2130573
Because labubus are extremely trendy right now and she needs it as a status symbol because she's "so totally super anti-capitalist y'all". Just like how she tries to flex her other name brand goods and bootleg LV wallet too. Don't worry though nonna, for every $500+ spent on bad hair extensions, wigs, costumes, alcohol, sex toys, festival tickets etc. TH gets a second hand t-shirt or a miniverse toy that was "donated" that Dana already made without her. Dana really is hashtag "spoiled" I guess.

>>2130501
Seriously. She "pulls" nothing but ugly, gross, degenerate felons? Two of her exs are convicted child predators and two recent partners are felons too. Like girl, you have to drive Cade everywhere cause his DUIs? These moids don't have options. Eli is constantly crying about how difficult it is for him to get a date. No one else wants these nasties.

No. 2130629

>>2130584
How long until she starts lashing out at those friends, followers, and people who care about her for trying to hold her to this

No. 2130642

>>2130477
2 years late… What is it with cows and never be on trend but always awkwardly late to shit? It's like they have to scout out if it's REALLY in, wait some more and then go for it whilst everybody else is just eyeballing the next thing.
Shay is on the Von Dutch now, how long before Dana jump the Y2K train? Kek so fucking miserable

No. 2130660

>>2130584
>the detective on my case
They're investigating you, Danus Maximus! Not the haydurz! She's making their job so much easier, handing over evidence like that. I wonder if she's provided law enforcement with links to Lolcow yet.

No. 2130699

>>2130660
Give the detective your hard drive Danus, I fucking dare you

No. 2130705

>>2130160
Lolol the fuck, is this real?

No. 2130706

>>2130584
The biggest joke here is that she is who her child needs protecting from the most

No. 2130740

>>2130584
It's because they brought up the not-so-funny topics like her child rapist exes (multiple) again lol. They made the point that Dana doesn't reply to the serious allegations, example Jonathan Negron Torres.

No. 2130767

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She’s so delusional, it’s the same shit as “working in the coffee industry” when she was a barista/coffee bean delivery driver but this is so much more pathetic

No. 2130777

>>2130767
Anyone who has ever flipped a burger patty is now a chef by this logic. kek

No. 2130790

>>2130368
If it’s a post, why not post it here? This is an image board.

No. 2130820

>>2130499
>I'm really bad at it
She's so lazy. Imagine thinking any of the retarded shit she says is okay to overshare with strangers. Motherhood is clearly a burden to her burgeoning career as a gross juggalette slam pig, she's such an influencer guise. She embodies every negative trait about this gen and the desperation to monetize any possible thing they can. Holding up that stupid little microphone makes her feel so professional and important, her ego is so expansive that she doesn't even realize all she's done is showcase what a terrible person she is. It's crazy because I've never disliked someone posted here to this extent and I'm not even like, a regular to this thread and I don't follow her antics outside of it. She's just that hateable and you couldn't make her self aware if you tried. That poor kid lol.

No. 2130821

>>2130584
>two get married and say they met in my snark forum
Very self important.

No. 2130942

>>2130499
Crazy that TH's own mother can't bathe her because apparently Dana is so inept she can't do something like google or watch a youtube tutorial on detangling and taking care of curly hair. Yet, Dana can spend hours on instagram and tiktok, read paragraphs of snark on reddit, and generating excuses on ChatGPT. The idea alone that she is SO LAZY that she is willing to let a strange man touch her naked daughter should be a huge red flag. I understand how people can get pulled into a "friendship" with someone like Dana, because surface level, she's "fun". But as time goes on, I judge all of these women/snarkers that come to lolcow/reddit to post about their experiences with Dana. Especially the one tea-spiller who leaked her messages of Dana telling her that CPS explicitly ordered her to get rid of the sexual art and content in the house because it IS sexual abuse. No, I don't think that these ex-lovers of Dana should be held to the fire for the rest of their lives for this, but it's so disgusting to me and makes me angry for this kid who has no idea what the fuck she's dealing with on a day to day basis, constantly surrounded by young adults that don't give a fuck and care more about getting lit and getting off than considering the environment they're creating for a small child.
>>2130584
Typical BPD to task everyone around her with holding her accountable. Asking other people to monitor it for her AND prevent her from viewing the subreddit? I'm sure this won't put a strain on any of her various relationships.
>>2130629 exactly lol, Dana can't help but put the people around her in compromising and stressful positions
>>2130767
Dana's running list of professions / expertise: polyamorous educator, sex-positive educator, gun safety educator, barista, professional baker, non-binary, kweer, rave mama, MILF, dommy mommy, ferret wrangler, dog whisperer, taxidermist, hoarder, "content creator", glizzy slinger, dental anomaly, wart lover, mole grower, pariah, martyr, predator, accessory to sex crimes, groomer, baby-trapper, liar, hypocrite, calorie-counting-queen, SOBER (doesn't drink straight from the bottle), SG hopeful, self-obsessed narc, victim blamer, rape apologist, child abuser, child groomer, sexual predator… what else?

No. 2130943

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>>2130942
>Crazy that TH's own mother can't bathe her because apparently Dana is so inept she can't do something like google or watch a youtube tutorial on detangling and taking care of curly hair.
The crazy thing is that Dana HAS CURLY HAIR. She won't take care of it on her own head, much less on someone else's.

No. 2130947

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>>2130942
You forgot her 6 figure business of stealing Intellectual Property to create BDSM sex toys decorated with popular media characters that appeal to children.

Dana has been a "Suicide Girl Hopeful" since she first started posting her nudes in 2014!
Pretty embarrassing they wouldn't take her when she was still young & skinny fat. Even more embarrassing that she still calls herself "SGH" 10 years later,after she has ruined her body, physically by sporting the alcoholic gunt of a 50yo man and the teeth of a homeless schizophrenic who won't brush because the plaque deflects the satellite signals. And visually, with her mashup of various, cheap and half-finished tattoos stretched over her tubby body. She really has accomplished nothing.

No. 2130950

>>2130477
she didnt even do the meme right

No. 2130968

>>2130947
>physically by sporting the alcoholic gunt of a 50yo man and the teeth of a homeless schizophrenic who won't brush because the plaque deflects the satellite signals.
are you the same anon with a way with words because I love you for this lmao

No. 2130973

>>2130947
Crazy that she used to have at least some boob when she was a normal weight. Really goes to show you how much of her weight went straight to her stomach.

No. 2131002

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Dana's pick me-ism and psychotic desire for male approval, her complicit behavior being an accomplice to violent male predators, and her own self as a predator in her own right- I truly think she resents and barely loves TH because she's a little girl.
She's an innocent, vulnerable baby, and someone as vile, narcissistic, and black heartedly disgusting as Dana can't even summon the desire to love and care for a baby- because that girl is a woman and therefore competition, if not future prey.
Think about how Dana helps these men lure in women and coerces them to stay. How is this any different than allowing TH to be bathed exclusively by sociopathic Eli, given access by strange men and strangers, no safety, no privacy, just a revolving door of whoever wants to "volunteer".

My heart weeps for this child and all we can hope for is that the full brunt of the law saves the rest of her, and she can spend time healing safely. But… as the daughter of an alcoholic who prioritized sex similarly to Dana, I know Tiny Human has seen hell most of us can't even comprehend, and that's the real inconsolable crime here.

No. 2131015

>>2130820
>Juggalette slam pig
Kek nonna you have such a way with words

No. 2131026

>>2131002
Dana literally scoffs and has contempt for "the kid" who she lists last in her chore duties. I think she legitimately sees her own daughter as a competitive entity hence part of why she's neglected. Shove TH to the side, never even bother washing or bath her, let weirdo sex pervert sissy fag Eli have that kind of access to her… There's a good theory that Dana only pretends to be broken up about Gaby splitting to save face because Eli obviously preferred the groomed 22 year old and that hurts her pride. I can imagine something similar going on, taking this level of neglect in account.

No. 2131074

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dana sperging about CPS

No. 2131088

>>2131074
Girl, they made you take down all your sexual art and get rid of the sex dungeon in your basement too. She needs to stop pretending like they didn't have findings in the first place. CPS forced her to change things because she was at the risk of losing your daughter otherwise. There are leaked DMs of Dana herself acknowledging all these things too? She's trying entirely too hard to control the narrative and sweep the whole ordeal under the rug after the fact. Honestly this dumb cow just got even louder and more retarded after losing her main account, it's crazy how desperate she is right now to "win" this slap fight with reddit. She spends more time arguing about her daughter than she probably actually does with her daughter.

No. 2131089

>>2131074
She really can't help herself.

All she has to do is just stay off the Internet or make her account private until people lose interest and the next cow comes along.

But she lives for the attention and notoriety.

Like her need for a polycule, she needs the snark purely for the attention(integrate)

No. 2131093

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>>2131074
She couldn’t even go a DAY without responding to the sub. Insane. Get another job or something

No. 2131096

>>2131074
>My case worker says I'm doing great
>I'm an influencer
Shawty kinda… compulsively lying…

No. 2131098

>>2131093
>i kept trying to please them and it's impossible
>because they're just mad to be mad
>and will be mad at either option to anything j do.
kek, go to bed dumbass. Seeing her spend her entire day writing these lengthy rambling essays addressing her snark reddit is insane, especially after she made a whole video showing her deleting the app saying she was "going to stop responding". Also, very few people seem genuinely "mad" at her. She's always trying to say that people are soooo angry, but almost everyone minus a few of the worst reddit autists are actively laughing at her? It must be absolutely killing her that the snark posts on the reddit get more upvotes than she can get likes on her posts lately. She never tried to "please the snark reddit" like she claims either, she's been trying to dunk on them and act like a bad bitch this entire time. I think she's finally cracking after losing her account though tbh. I wonder if she'll spiral into having another tutu wearing night out at her local binny's to casually drop almost 1k on multiple cases of booze again.

No. 2131100

Dana spends 80% of her days fatly typing, and the other 20% fatly engaging in sicko behavior

No. 2131104

>>2130968
Nope, was a different one. I think she's… just a very easy person to describe.

>>2131093
The delusion is unmatched. Nobody is a "fan" of you. Scores of people hate you because all you do is ragebait and post about what a shitty mother you are. God that poor kid lol wait until she's a teenager and everyone in school is making fun of her mom too.

No. 2131111

>>2131074
Kek she's going bananas. She can't read what the trolls are saying so she trolls herself. It's amazing how these cows milk themselves. She could have posted the letter and nothing else if she wanted to be mature and feel better. She doesn't, she wants to fight, she's obsessed with us kek

No. 2131113

>>2130821
Rare Dana W tbh, the Redditors are fucking cringe and way too into her

No. 2131141

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>>2130767
If that hair was healthier

No. 2131143

>>2130642
Nona, the labubu craze is happening rn, not 2 years ago

>>2130499
But Eli's hair is a mess too lmao

No. 2131192

>>2131093
this fucking retard is addicted to her snark reddit. no matter what she says she loves seeing all the petty savage and downright mean comments because its a reflection of who she is. she loves being humiliated, she loves all the disgusting pics they have and she loves the attention it gives her. cows are a red flag in human behavior in general, but ive never seen someone so consistently respond to basically a gossip forum about them.
>I keep trying to please them
how is she this bad at interneting. i was hoping her goal wasnt to win them over because thats so fucking cringe im constipated now.

No. 2131198

>>2131192
>she loves being humiliated, she loves all the disgusting pics they have and she loves the attention it gives her.
I've been wondering if she has a humiliation kink for a while.

No. 2131222

>>2131198
Nah its clearly textbook attention whore on the internet syndrome

No. 2131250

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Dana appropriates Black issues for oppression points.
A speech from Dana's Pride Party full of white people (&Token Tone) where she starts a rant about living in the South and says "They fire US for being black & queer!" Like she has any idea what it is like to be a multiple minority.

No. 2131259

>>2131250
Ah yes Dana the white woman savior, she could've allowed an actual person of color to speak but nope she just has to have the spotlight

No. 2131313

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How is she so stupid that she thinks someone would send their actual email address

No. 2131319

>>2131313
if someone read me like that i wouldn't tell anyone. everything they said was true

No. 2131413

>>2131093
I hate to say it but I actually agree with Dana here. I think many Redditors are in a parasocial relationship with her and it's scary.

No. 2131429

>>2131250
Tone is the only black person she knows. She's always trying to center herself as a spokesperson. It's literally the only way she can get attention, begging for it.

>>2131096
She literally said she PULLS and that we need to admit it. Shordy off the deep end.

No. 2131431

>>2131198
She doesn't have a humiliation kink, she's just aware that humiliating herself is the only way she can get any attention or recognition. If she really had a humiliation fetish, she wouldn't be so angry when people point out that she's gross. Everything she does is a desperate bid for validation and attention from men.

No. 2131447

>>2131313
>>2131319
It's funny because the person wasn't even that unreasonable in what they said, they didn't call her names, call her ugly, etc. I don't get why Dana posts stuff like this because if I was a follower and didn't know all her bad shit, reading this would absolutely make me look into it.

>>2131250
kek dana, wtf. It's kind of funny she's saying all this while living in Nashville tbh. She's acting like she's living out in the Tennessee boonies, not a democratic tourist-heavy city. Acting really desperate for those oppression points.

No. 2131563

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Dana says she is "entering her meme era". The irony of her making this, but I guess she would know. Also massive kek at only 24 likes in 4 hours too, she gets less likes than my grandmother at this point. Still fancies herself "an influencer" though of course.

No. 2131579

IS THE REDDIT GONE?!

No. 2131585

>>2131579
Yes it's banned. Good riddance. The sub was so awful and stalkerish.

No. 2131586

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>>2131585
Forgot pic.

No. 2131589

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>>2131585
Interesting. Only the many YouTube videos exist to archive her shit now, so she’s going to take this as an opportunity to start over?

No. 2131591

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>>2131589
Samefag, she’s actually going to try to rebrand

No. 2131598

i swear to god if we get a bunch of retarded cowtipping refugees…

No. 2131603

>>2131589
>>2131591
kek, she feels like she finally won since the snark reddit getting nuked, so now she's going to try to sweep everything under the rug and conveniently "rebrand". I wonder if she's starting to reconsider her "sinnabunny" persona with her OF failing, her sex dungeon gone, and no one wanting to collab with her anymore.

>>2131598
At least the mods here actually ban cowtipping retards. I personally don't care if the snark reddit refugees come here as long as they follow the rules and actually provide milk.

No. 2131605

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Didn’t take them long

No. 2131612

doesnt this mean is just going to focus on lurking here now and respond to us? great.

No. 2131613

>>2131002
>someone as vile, narcissistic, and black heartedly disgusting as Dana

Don't we think that we've lost the plot here a little bit? I doubt the Dana is the only neglectful parent out there. she's not a good person but you don't have to waste your time giving a fuck about her when she clearly doesn't give a fuck about herself or her kid.
>>2131192
>she loves being humiliated,
but you were too if you were being harassed like she is. weirdo(wking)

No. 2131616

>>2131563
umm she did both of these things

No. 2131619

>>2131586
Otoh, reddit is a worthless cesspit. On the other, they were more active with posting milk. On the third hand, there was a lot of poop touching and blogposting, and finally on the fourth hand, at least some of the users there were aware of us and might start coming here regularly for milk and newfaggotry.

No. 2131622

Fucking redditards. Why the fuck do they always have to go way too far and dry up a good milk supply?
I'm glad the subreddit is at least down as well. It was full of parasocial weirdos writing open letters to her kid, roleplaying as her kid, and obsessing over Dana and her child to a concerning extent. Hopefully they take this opportunity to go outside and talk to people. Unfortunately I have no hope for Dana to get better. She'll just continue to be a shit person like she was before she started ragebaiting for attention on Instagram, except now we won't be able to laugh at it.

No. 2131642

>>2131613
This is not the hot take you think it is

No. 2131667

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Remember how Dana Christine Hare aka Sinnabunny discussed all the marketing she did for successful bands? ("The internet is kinda my thang" video)

What she calls successful marketing was just an excuse to walk up to friend groups of teens that were cooler than her & get a moment of that sweet, sweet pre-smart-phone attention while handing them free stickers. And making MySpace posts to her limited friend group. That's the very lowest rung of "Street Team" there is, and that's being generous.

Dana is so terminally insecure so she exaggerates the importance of everything she does.

It isn't surprising though, since she is also a professional baker for thawing donuts, a professional mom because she doesn't have any open cps cases, a taxidermist because she keeps dead pets in jars & freezers, slinging late-night-weiners is the "music biz" and she is an official socialist because free shipping is basically a reverse uno card for late stage capitalism.

No. 2131673

>>2131613
>but you were too if you were being harassed like she is. weirdo
nah. I'm not a horrorcow like dana. shes gonna find her fix for attention again.

No. 2131680

>>2131667
>Dana is so terminally insecure so she exaggerates the importance of everything she does.
That's one of her funniest aspects. I can't believe she says with a straight face that she was a baker because she worked at dunkin donuts, had a "career" in the coffee industry because she delivered coffee beans, was "back to music thangs" because she was fucking selling hotdogs.

No. 2131710

>>2131613
Odd that you're being so high and mighty about not giving a fuck when Dana blasts this all online, and there's victims, including her own child…
Anywho. I wonder how Dana is going to rebrand now. Def not as an attentive mom lol

No. 2131735

>>2131579
>>2131586
>>2131585
Oh no, they'll start coming here.

>>2131598
We will. Just alert meta and report any unhinged word salad.

No. 2131745

>>2131619
I completely agree with you. While Dana is a shit person she never tried to get anyone fired or stalked anyone. And she definitely didn't go to someone's address to see if they were living there. Honestly the redditors make Dana look like a saint.

No. 2131746

>>2131745
Don't be disingenuous. There's no proof anyone went to her house and it's laughable you'd take Dana's word for it. People commenting online are not comparable to someone who has dated and defended two child rapists and continuously puts her daughter in danger.

No. 2131751

>>2131598
>>2131619
>>2131622
>>2131735
Redditors are not coming here en masse, they created a new snark page immediately after the old one was taken down >>2131605 That's always their MO.

No. 2131760

>>2131751
Funny how we've only seen an influx of WKs and reddit derailing, but no actual reddit cowtippers.

No. 2131767

>>2131619
>>2131622
>>2131735
>>2131745
can you losers stop getting your panties in a twist over reddit its derailing the fucking thread. go to the reddit hate thread on /ot/ if you cant contain your emotions. and stop acting like lolcow is morally superior from other gossip board and snark sites, we make fun of literal legitimate retards here, call them ugly and ban bleeding hearts for pulling the morality card.
my only beef is if the snark mod actually modded, understood reddit corporation's rules and enforced them, the snark reddit would still be up. not to mention, theres a very suspicious retard who keeps wk'ing dana here by whining about reddit. don't be duped, think critically.
if redditards move here, I want the ones who were archiving and the who bypassed dana's blocking seprgfest because I only care about milk.(minimodding)

No. 2131774

>>2131760
>>2131767
STFU. It's not derailing to point out that stalking people is wrong and that Dana doesn't deserve it even if she isn't a great person. Stalking is literally a crime. I will also side with Dana over some redditor moids. Go back to reddit.(derailing/whiteknighting)

No. 2131777

>>2131774
Agreed. And I also don't think it's derailing to discuss her biggest source of milk being taken down because some autists on Reddit couldn't leave well alone and just had to touch the poop.
Some of the snark Reddit users are so parasocial and obsessed that it's scary. I mean she's a shit person and deserves the heat, but there were people in there writing weird emotional letters for her daughter to read when she's older and posting about having dreams about Dana. Reddit snark subs always end up devolving into stalking and mania. For example Trishywives started out as being for snarking on YouTube cow Trisha Paytas, but the snark sub users got so unhealthily fixated on her that they doxxed her fertility clinic by comparing a picture Trisha posted inside it to pictures of every clinic in her area until they found one with the same curtains, and doxxed a random nearby school because they figured she'd send her daughter there once she was school age.

No. 2131778

>>2131767
You sound like a scorned redditor KEK. Don't pretend the weird, pages-long fanfics about her daughter would ever happen here. It's still on topic to discussion. This thread doesn't move fast enough for you to be so pissy and offended that it was brought up.

>>2131777
Agree completely. Redditors are like kiwifags but with a concentrated need to blog.

No. 2131823

>>2130947
She was never conventionally attractive. She was never going to be a suicide girl. Her lack of jaw and bug eyes ruin any sex appeal she could have. When she was skinny the only people she was attractive too are pedo-adjacent moids who prefer younger girls because her huge eyes and lack of defined jaw mimics the features children have(not to mention her small tits and skinny boyish body shape). Its why she looks so uncanny and gross even without being fat or having weird hair.
Not to mention her tattoos are not along the same edgy vibe that SG go for. Replace the disney shit with spider and skulls and flowers or foxes or whatever other cheesy yet not childish shit women get tatted. Her tats are ugly and embarrassing.
And before any whiteknights come at me, dana would be CUTE in a quirky different kind of way if she were still skinny and if she could just be a genuine, non hypocritical and decent human being who isnt a wokie, gendie, poly-tard, wannabe alt-girl, like seriously the list goes on.
Get off social media and be a fucking mother, Dana… disgusting.

No. 2131869

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She’s attempting to rebrand to “suiteheart”. I don’t think it’ll actually stick. Still spamming shitty poly memes in the hope of regaining her follow count

No. 2131884

>>2131823
her eyes are not big, they're just oddly shaped, It's like tear duct is pointing inwards.

If she was thin and had a petite, narrow body her flat chest could appeal to creeps who like minors.

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>>2131869
Dana has used the "Princess Suiteheart" handle previously. Probably triggering now that she is non-binary, even though she has knuckle tattoos that say "Princess" picrel.
Also peep the sexual art behind her that she thought was appropriate for a "minor child" to see.

No. 2131887

>>2131777
The Reddit people being obsessed is one thing but you keep complaining about the same shit in every thread. who cares about a stranger writing a pretend future letter to her daughter? are you Dana? why does it matter to you? I think everyone in here has an unhealthy preoccupation with an internet weirdo. I don't understand what anyone tries to do the influencer thing, it sounds like hell.

No. 2131891

>>2131745
Dana has doxxed people (including herself) before >
>>2096220
>>2065493
>>2062441

No. 2131893

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Using the death of someone who posted onlyfans vids/pictures with her infant child and animals in the shot to gain sympathy. Never change Dana.

No. 2131919

>>2131893
>Dana using the term touching the poo
She realizes she's the poo, right? Also I KNEW she would make that woman's death about herself

No. 2131926

When can we get a red text on all of the posts made by Dana ala Keeks style? She’d shit the cuck chair. Can’t claim we’re the internet hate machine known as lolcow farms when we all can tell she’s been shitting up her own thread since the start. I would bet another nona money she’s posted in other cow’s threads too.

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>>2131869
>>2131886
Princess Suiteheart is kind of terrible tbh, it's giving free online poker game npc, kek.

>>2131926
I know farmhands have red-texted a "not dana" as having been posting from a Nashville location in a past thread already. It's funny too, considering she used to previously hate on the farms way more than the snark reddit even going as far as to try to claim that we doxed her child's school? She's going to keep spinning whatever retarded narrative she feels she needs to in order to make herself the victim and keep being a shit person. Her little BPDemon brain absolutely needs to feel like she has won against the haturz.

>>2131893
>>2131919
It's funny how she attempts to mirror both the snark page in their terminology of "touching the poo" and how she has borrowed "redditfags" after lurking here. If she wasn't so transparent about her absolute obsession in reading her threads, it'd still be obvious just how often she's lurking.

No. 2131934

>>2131919
>>2131893
Ot but what's the story?

No. 2131937

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>>2131884
Her eyes do kind of look like when you flip the eyes upside down on a picture, kek. It looks like all the opioids are starting to make her one eye drift too? Seeing that in her rambling "I'm waiting on my taco bell" video clip then her following it up with this meme about her "pretty eyes" almost took me out.

>>2131934
Save a fox, she's featured in the pet influencer thread. Made porn with her animals in it, posted to her OF with her baby in the background of the pics, talked about french kissing her animals, a lot of shady dealings with the "rescue" animals, etc.

No. 2131940

>>2131927
"…doxxed me, my home, and even my daughter's school"
When? Show the receipts Dana. You can't because it didn't happen.

>>2131934
Mikayla Raines

No. 2131941

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She’s back to those long rambling stories with the thousand yard stare. She certainly loves the sound of her own voice
>>2131893
She’s acting like she isn’t too much of a narcissist to follow suit. She basks in the negative attention
>>2131927
Calling lolcow her “hate group” fucking kek

No. 2131943

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>>2131941
She was posting up until three hours ago too? Casually eating a big bag of taco bell and spamming her instagram at 3am rambling about how she "went viral" last year and that if "she did it once, she can do it again", she has "big plans". She forgets that one of the reasons she got attention in the first place was her relationship with Gaby and her constantly being surrounded by a bunch of OF "models" (using that term very loosely kek). No one is going to pay attention now that she's working in a warehouse and solo dating two ugly neckbeards at the same time.

No. 2131958

>>2131869
I believe the new name is a reference to the song "America's Suitehearts" by Fall Out Boy. By now it's pointless to take a new pseudonym though, everyone knows who she is.

>>2131927
>doxxed me, my home, and even my daughter's school
As far as I know, nobody actually posted her daughter's school, but this comment in thread #3 >>2089612 did point out how easy it would be to find, due to Dana's own negligence:
>We know TH's full legal name, her birthday, her home address, and based on all of this, it wouldn't be hard at all to find her school. What about that demonstrates an "informed decision" made by a parent, when the parent is the sole reason we have any of that information in the first place?
It's not our fault she tattooed her daughter's name above the splash zone that is her titties. It's not our fault she used her daughter's birthday to promote her OnlyFans. She doesn't care about being "doxxed", she just wants to dodge accountability for it.

No. 2131970

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Officially rebranded as suiteheartxo and swears to never mention her daughter again on her accounts

No. 2131972

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She's also closing her paddle business

No. 2131976

>>2131972
I'm wondering what was up with the paddle business? Was it always a fake it until you make it situation? Or was it doing okay and then sales drop and Dana got bored? I'm guessing they had some sales but interest dried up quickly after a few months.

No. 2132003

>>2130136
How dare you.
Linda was invited swinging, picked up a woman, picked up many men and some of them paid her. Dana could never.

No. 2132012

>>2131970
I don't really get this rebrand tbh. Other than the reference to FOB, it doesn't suit her at all. She's not sweet nor living a "suite" life. She's a groddy broke bitch, not some glam alt queen. Typical Dana delusions.
But at least she's ditching the rapist's last name, if only in rebranding. Now divorce him and change your last name, dumbass.

No. 2132019

>>2131976
Some youtuber made a video that went into a lot of detail about her copyright infringement so i feel like maybe that's part of it?

No. 2132023

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