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No. 67199
Thank you for casting your votes!
Beating out the 7 days of Kwanzaa, the 8 days of Hanukkah, and the 12 days of Christmas, we bring you the
15 Lolcow Awards! This year we had typical ups and downs with our cows churning out milk some weeks and going bone dry others. We faced tinfoiling and fears that the site would face another Bunker Thread. We laughed, we cried, we drew and we watched moovies. Many of you beat SpaceX’s record as your sides have been launched into orbit endlessly over the cows we celebrate today. So, Merry Milkmas and a Happy New Year! You can view the full results of the voting
by clicking here!
No. 67200
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Best milk: Shayna confirming her breast implant, titfoiler retribution
The speculation has finally been confirmed, and all titfoilers have received a presidential pardon. Read the start of the implant confirmation saga below:
>>>/snow/1833608 No. 67201
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Worst milk: The entirety of /w/
Lolitas and cosplayers prove themselves again to be the nitpickiest of nickpickers, no matter how much time wears on. If you’d like to find solace in the fact that you’ve never zoomed in to Weenus’s pores or inspected the background of Jillybean’s photos, click here:
>>>/w/ No. 67202
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Favourite cow: Shayna
She's the unkempt "bimbo" trainwreck that we just can't look away from! View her most recent thread here:
>>>/snow/1945497And if you find yourself craving more, make your way to the hidden board…
No. 67203
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Worst cow(s): All troons in the TIM thread
If you feel like ruining your day, spend some time gawking at their most recent thread here:
>>>/snow/1947937 No. 67204
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Biggest plot twist: Chris-chan being freed and finding love
Experience the shock and horror of this plot twist for yourselves by scrolling his thread:
>>>/pt/912168 No. 67205
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Horrorcow: Lucinda
Unicorns have never been so terrible. Steel yourselves before visiting her most recent thread below (viewer discretion is advised):
>>>/snow/1775242 No. 67206
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Best troll: None, because they're all unfunny attention whores that are the cancer destroying this board
You voted, and you rightfully drew the conclusion that we should not be awarding the worst among us. May every troll be forced to touch grass in 2024!
No. 67207
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Worst troll: Kiwitards
When the kiwis get bored of their home on
DreamHost Cloudflare VanwaTech they sometimes like to visit the farm. If you want to get mad at the internet and see what kind of high quality users you can join on Kiwifarms (unless you’re in New Zealand), give
https://lolcow.farm/rita.html a read.
No. 67208
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Best user-created content: The whole site (we survived into 2024 girls)
Thank you for all of your contributions to the site this year!
No. 67209
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>>67208Best user-created content: Honourable mention to Kikomi, for coming in a close second place!
No. 67210
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Best comeback: PT's milk renaissance
This year she has been molested by ghosts, taken Walmart testosterone, been fired from Lowe's for fighting the twansphobes, and she rocks and thrusts with her phantom stomach penis. She may claim to be a man but she will always been our queen!
Enjoy the milk in her most recent thread:
>>>/pt/918599 No. 67211
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Best comment: Shaytan autism
Grab your overnight oats and make your way to this lolcow.farm heritage post here:
>>>/snow/1684490 No. 67212
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Best poster(s): All nonnies who have made funny and insightful posts this year
We love to see the holiday spirit flourish among anons. Who else would understand Hall is the blond one?
No. 67213
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Worst poster(s): Twitter/TikTok tourists who won't integrate
With their short attention spans and aversion to reading, our tourists don’t seem to even know the word “imageboard.” The bad news is they won’t make it far enough to know we made a pixel art stamp to mock them, but the good news is we won’t get #canceled by the flavor of the week.
No. 67214
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Best redtext: "Sex work isn't real work" glitter redtext
Does more need to be said? It’s nice to hear the truth. For a fun night in, hit the camgirl threads
>>>/snow/1904192 and have a scavenger hunt!
No. 67215
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Worst redtext: Nitpicking
Farmers love to do it, and apparently hate to be banned for it. We won't be relaxing the rules, so enjoy all your nitpicking bans in the year ahead!
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Did your cow win an award? Did Shayna steal the election? Is there a category you’d like to see next year? Feel free to discuss below. Thank you all for voting and may the milk flow in 2024!
No. 67231
>>67213This will be a very handy reaction image!
Also I didn't know there were so many Shaynafags on LC, wtf.
No. 67232
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Congratulations Big Shaynus. She lost the MV awards again this year but at least she picked her third cow of the year trophy.
Also thanks admins, the pixel art is cute.
No. 67239
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>>67235The amount of effort in making gifs for all the winners is pretty amazing. Happy new year Cerbmin, farmhands and all farmers!
No. 67247
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these are beautiful farmhands, happy new year
No. 67298
>>67278I was robbed that i missed this anon
>>67294Fucking KEK
No. 67437
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>>67293>>67347>>67342We agree that there weren't enough categories to properly showcase all the user-created content from this year (which is why we added a first runner up stamp for Kikomi), we're going to add a lot more next year, e.g. Best Thread, Best Text Post, Best Edit, Best Art, etc. If you have suggestions for categories you want to see, feel free to make them here and we'll keep them in mind for next time! One of the admins made the awards this year, and she's made this bonus one to celebrate this inspiring work of collaboration.
No. 67814
>>67768There was some ewhores thread made ages ago which featured all Shayna's female orbiters and it's sexworkers who are…uh, let's say they have reason to fixate and idolise shay
fat and ugly combination and I'm sure her male fans too, but it's primarily other sex workers imo. She's too gross for anyone not a sexworker or john to keep close tabs on