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No. 1840034

previous dumbassery: >>>/ot/1839772

No. 1840036

That cat looks smug.

No. 1840049

We French now, oui oui

No. 1840050

I like this cat.

No. 1840051

>>1840049
Hon hon hon Eiffel Tower hon hon omelette du fromage

No. 1840076

>>1840049
I studied in french as a kid/teenager and now as an adult visit france often but I've forgotten a lot of words so sometimes I say weird shit in a very nice french accent and french people are so confused by this kek.

No. 1840080

I wanna learn every language ever
Also wtf is wrong with YouTube?
I have the auto play thing on and I'd expect it to play videos related to the channel I was watching but it always plays either h3h3 or inabber or markiplier and I hate both, markiplier is alright but Why tf can't they leave me aloneeeeee

No. 1840082

>>1840051
cough*coughcoughcoughcoughcoughcoughcough"duh kwossan sivu pey"(asks for two croissants in lung cancer)coughcoughcoughcoughcough*

No. 1840090

>>1840034
Cute cat but I hate how any time I see or hear anything about paris I just think 'Paris smells like wee'

Idk if it does but enough people say it

No. 1840097

Cute thread pic, kitty looks round and proud

No. 1840098

>>1840090
It smells like baguettes and croissants and books

No. 1840099

>>1840098
I don't believe it but I want a croissant. All big cities are disgusting to varying degrees.

No. 1840105

>>1840095
Every city has its parts where tourists are like wtf is this if they take one wrong turn off the curated tourist path

No. 1840106

>>1840099
It smells like parfum and espresso and cigarette smoke on wool coats

No. 1840109

>>1840106
Why have macarons not been mentioned yet

No. 1840114

My coffee maker is broke so I made a cup of Earl Grey in the microwave (don’t yell at me eurofags) and god damn this stuff is delicious.

No. 1840123

Is Paris still infested with bedbugs?

No. 1840126

>>1840090
same here, i hear a lot about the apartment rates and the "unfriendly" people(this i'm not sure if the source was just crazy extroverted or not) and the whole "smelling like piss" part and i wonder why it still attracts tourists and expats

No. 1840129

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I've got a package

No. 1840136

>>1840114
Did you just boil the water in the microwave or did you put the tea in as well?

No. 1840152

>>1840136
The second one.

No. 1840158

Apparently Blumhouse is thinking about doing a Dead by Daylight movie…and I kind of hope they don't.

No. 1840170

I had a friend who once told me “You would really suit a pixie cut!” When I have long, thick, luscious beautiful hair down to my waist and her hair is thin as mouse brown smoke. Fuck you cunt.

No. 1840171

>>1840170
You would really suit a pixie cut, nona!

No. 1840173

>>1840171
U cheeky little shit.

No. 1840174

>>1840170
She could've been giving you a massive compliment. I think anyone who wants to go short should go for it either way but alooot of people think pixie cuts should be preserved for only women with the most amazing facial structure to 'pull it off'

No. 1840186

>>1840170
What an overreaction. Pixie cuts are cute.

No. 1840187

>>1840176
>Like I said. Glad I'm not seeing this discourse in my life.
Nonny, are you posting from beyond the grave or something? Kek

No. 1840190

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It's going to rob me all out of my info and purchase nfts in my name right

No. 1840191

>>1840129
Nice, with those figures?

No. 1840192

Idk why people focus on the early 2000s as the height of skinny culture, look at video girls from the 80s and 90s. The early 2000s the skinny trend peaked before the mid decade, then bootylicious, juicy asses and the kardashians came about. Kardashians and influencer era needs to be researched and the onslaught of cosmetic procedures and fillers being normalised and buying/cheating beauty rather than being comfortable in your own skin.

No. 1840196

>>1840187
I'm not on twitter basically

No. 1840198

>>1840190
I mean yes but for fans it's worth

No. 1840199

>>1840192
Rap culture made big booties popular and Kim kardashian being a white woman with a big butt made big booties seem less ghetto and more appealing to white people

No. 1840201

>>1840176
Literally the end the Photoshop campaigns is what made lolcow what it is, like a domino effect. Only thing is now filters are normalized so now nobody gives a fuck anymore

No. 1840202

>>1840199
I remember in 2007 my friend bought her first set of hair extensions and wore heels to go the supermarket together and she kept telling me she felt like a kardashian. Can we say hair extensions are a gateway to surgery lol

No. 1840203

>>1840192
early 2010s was the worse imo because not only were women expected to be anorexic thin everywhere else but also expected to have proportions that can only be achieved with plastic surgery. So not only do you have to starve but you also need to have invasive surgeries while being underweight. Like shit I'd rather just starve

No. 1840204

>>1840201
I give a fuck. I internally screech when other anons tell me a cow getting procedures or editing their photos isn't milk. Yes it is! Fake! Fake! Reeee

No. 1840205

She is my idol. She is my Roman Empire. She is my inspiration. She is my Goddess. She is my Jesus Christ. She is an enigma, a force to be reckoned with, a woman of the people. She walks in beauty, she is my sister, she is my mother, she is my Xenu. And thats on cream of mushroom soup.

No. 1840206

>>1840202
>felt like a Kardashian
I doubt the Kardashian do their own groceries.

No. 1840208

>>1840203
I was 20 at the start of the early 2000s in Britain. No one at the club yet had ridiculous body proportions. We were all wearing tarted up office wear and sky scrapper heels many of us can thank for our rock hard calves now.

No. 1840209

>>1840208
2010s*

No. 1840210

>>1840205
I was thinking about this video today. Kek.

No. 1840211

>>1840196
That's the best you can do for your own mental sanity. Even normies are going insane with all the social media "discourse" out there. I don't give a shit about society so I just ignore it all. Other people can have their mental gymnastic twitter infights in my place for all I care kek.

No. 1840217

>>1840206
Leave her alone she never got surgery lol and she never needed the extensions. I love her.

No. 1840220

>>1840196
Zoomers and what misguided millenials have pushed onto young people exist outside the internet too, my apologies

No. 1840226

>>1840220
The gen z I work with don't mention their mental shit to me because 9/10 times I end up mocking what they're saying because it's so inane. I have gen alpha nieces and nephew's the oldest being 10 then my peers are all 30 and up. I don't even know upcoming artists anymore unless someone I already listen to promotes them.

No. 1840227

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>>1840192
>look at video girls from the 80s and 90s.
The 80s was actually one of the healthier eras, being fit was "in". Not very skinny, and not fat. Video girls still had sizable butts, but not BBLs. Aside from heroin chic in the 90s, that wasn't skinny culture.
What we see today is women from the early 2000s (like Kim K) getting surgery for thick asses and starving themselves for skinny everything else, filler for their faces instead of just overtanning and wearing makeup, and then also tanning, but a bit less.
The early 2000s definitely did not preach comfort in one's own skin. That was Paris Hilton, "Is my butt too big?" and breast implant era, kek.

No. 1840228

>>1840227
Maybe I have a britbong perception but 80s musicians and music videos favoured the ultra skinny. 90s too.

No. 1840229

>>1840228
they were all on coke

No. 1840231

>>1840227
Baywatch Pamela Anderson for super stardom for having massive fake tits. That was the 90s. Playboy was massive in the 90s little girls rooms had playboy bunny memorabilia

No. 1840236

>>1840231
Loosely related but god, I remember being in middle school in the earliest 2000s and girls had the playboy bunny logo on shirts and purses and stuff. Shit was weird.

No. 1840237

>>1840229
And coke is the new normal drug this decade. 2010s had onslaught of legal weed, seth rogen and James Franco stoner films, and the munchies. I went up to a size 12 when I first started smoking kek. All that skinny shit is back. Underweight tiktok influences that have just turned 20 are getting boob jobs but fair play to them they're not getting the bolted on look they're letting the TIMs distinguish themselves with that

No. 1840239

>>1840229
I wish I were on coke

No. 1840243

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>>1840231
>Baywatch Pamela Anderson for super stardom for having massive fake tits. That was the 90s.
True, but you have to take into account that this is what was considered "massive fake tits" for the time. I remember "Playboy for little girls" shit taking off in the early 2000s, rather than the 90s, coinciding with movies like the House Bunny and that trashy reality show with all the girls in Hefner's mansion.

No. 1840249

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>>1840243
+ Anna Nicole Smith, Jenny Mccarthy, others gaining popularity. I remember actress Minka Kelly said she was approached by Playboy to become a model and they had mandatory plastic surgery procedures. She ultimately refused

No. 1840250

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>>1840243
i feel a bit gross thinking about this in this way, but, pam was always thought to be the airhead blonde who only had her looks, yet she's aging somewhat gracefully, it's obvious she's getting work done, but she still looks like a normal human being, unlike say, madonna, who on the other hand is this mega talent, and while she was pretty, her looks were nothing compared to her singing and acting talents, if anything you'd expect someone like pam to go the bogdanoff route. still, them brows never recovered from the 2000s, me personally, i still have a bald patch on my left, but they mostly grew back thank god

No. 1840251

>>1840243
Those are massive and they got bigger lol

No. 1840252

>>1840251
I wish flat chested women would've just embraced being flat instead of getting disproportionate silicon or saline funbags

No. 1840253

>>1840250
Pamela had natural beauty she was discovered at a baseball game, the guy working the jumbotron or whatever focused on her and her career took off. Madonna no harm to her wasn't as striking she was talented and I remember in the early 2000s when she came back with that beautiful stranger song she was all about health and fitness and kaballah. Madonna botched herself because men weren't drooling over her toned arms and legs. Pamela was a sex symbol. I mean my step dad said he'd die for Madonna but he was a music lover, Madonna had no real sex symbol status by the late 90s. She was weird

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>>1840226
>The gen z I work with don't mention their mental shit to me because 9/10 times I end up mocking what they're saying because it's so inane.
KEKK you're brave enough to basically tell zoomers when they're embarrassing retards and to their face. In these days where zoomers like to start recording people to make their footage capture the other person as the aggressor, or cryreport to any manager and all of social media over everything, you're still unmovable and not afraid to tell someone that they're being stupid. I wish I had that confidence when I worked with late-stage zoomers. Man, they'll really tell you anything, and it's not just that they overshare. Of all the generations I cooperated with during jobs, zoomers are the most "overasking" people I've met. When those zoomers were given a task they even mildly didn't like, they would always ask someone else if they wanted to do it…instead of just doing it themselves. Also, is it common for zoomers to ask randos for money? I got a twenty dollar tip, and a zoomer employee was watching me from the corner. Soon as I turned around, "Hey, could I borrow that twenty dollars?" KEK I wanted to be nice, so I let her have it. Didn't expect to get that borrowed twenty dollars back, and I was kind of right because a few weeks later, she returned ten bucks.

No. 1840260

>>1840252
i wish all women accepted themselves as they are and that people didn't feel so comfortable commenting on women's and (especially) girl's bodies as much as they do
>>1840253
yeah i understand, i just don't get why she didn't feel secure in herself, you'd think being the literal queen of pop would give her enough confidence that she didn't feel the need to look like whatever she was going for with all those fillers and shit, on the other hand, you'd think pamela would be the one desperate to hold on to the "youthful" look, considering her career is just being pam. and i'm not saying she should, of course, must be my logic that is flawed.

No. 1840262

>>1840254
Are you joking I would actively take the piss out of the zoomers with the managers and bosses because zoomers live up to the stereotype of being lazy workshy freeloaders. It's never kept quiet when a zoomer is off for a mental health day we're in work making fun of them lol

No. 1840263

>>1840236
I had a silver playboy logo ring as a kid. Def not officially licenced given where I bought it. But I just thought it was a bunny. My mom didn't know either

Then one year the I saw a catalogue (argos I think) with a range of playboy shit like bed sheets in it and I realised

No. 1840265

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I WANT MY PERFECT RICH CARING RIPPED AND BIG DICKED HUSBANDO AND I WANT TO SLOW DANCE IN A BEAUTIFUL PENTHOUSE WITH HIM WHY GODDESS WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE ALL MEN SO RETARDED

No. 1840266

>>1840260
Think because Pamela was so desired and famous for being a sex symbol she's able to rest on her laurels so to speak. She was the world's most desired woman at one point, as long as she maintains her appearance to be recognisable she'll be coveted until her end. I'll forever be enamoured with her malibu home on MTV Cribs. She was also the most downloaded famous person for simmers in sims 1. She'll be remembered along the levels of Marilyn Monroe especially now she's going classic like Audrey Hepburn.

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>>1840260
>i wish all women accepted themselves as they are and that people didn't feel so comfortable commenting on women's and (especially) girl's bodies as much as they do
I feel bad because nowadays it's viewed as internalized misogyny to comment on plastic surgery and significant appearance changes. I don't want to shame women for our choices, it's just a sad state of affairs pretty girls resorted to botching themselves. I was watching that Korean movie 200 Pound Beauty and while I understood the main character's rationale of wanting plastic surgery it left a sour taste in my mouth

>>1840262
There was this one zoomer at my old job who showed up for three shifts and dipped. Instead of conjuring up lazy excuses she came up with an outlandish and long strung lie that started with a car accident and ended with her mom dying. It's not like she was getting paid to not show up, so why take the job in the first place?

No. 1840273

>>1840105
I feel so sorry for tourists who come to my city, the first thing they're getting greeted by at the main station is the stench of piss and homeless moids trampling around drunk at 10am.

No. 1840274

>>1840205
I can't imagine having her as my aunt and then turning out how jill did kek

No. 1840279

>>1840170
kek that's just a creative way to say you have a beautiful face, that's the only people who can rock pixie cuts.

No. 1840280

>>1840266
oh my gosh, i'm 20 seconds in and i love her already, the place is so cozy
>>1840268
oh i more meant on women's natural bodies, which ends up causing insecurities and in the end desire to undergo plastic surgery. if people didn't focus on how girls and women looked as much, we wouldn't even consider doing these risky and harmful things to our bodies. i think we should talk about plastic surgery, because it's become too normalized. of course we shouldn't shame women but at the same time, we shouldn't praise it either. also these doctors tend to lie and minimize risks, and perform surgeries on girls that haven't even fully developed yet, in body or in mind. women should make informed decisions, since a lot of them end up changing their mind, when they're older and it's too late.

No. 1840290

I don't know how you get mad while sleeping, but I got so mad while dreaming today cause i couldn't fucking punch hard enough

No. 1840291

>>1840273
Isn't that just the average main station surrounding? Every city centre in my country is chaotic disgusting mess, abandoned or somehow both at the same time and it's always worse near train and bus stations

No. 1840301

>>1840291
Yeah, but they have slightly varying degrees of nastiness. One station may have the full package of puke, piss, beggers, junkies, graffiti, birdshit, catcalling moids and overcrowding everywhere and others may just have one or two things out of this.

No. 1840304

>>1840291
Same for mine except way more depressing but I've lived in countries where that wasn't the case (probably because the police would beat you without getting in trouble)

No. 1840312

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I hate being a NEET but I can't afford to go back to school, I don't even know what to add or how to create a portfolio. It's all so confusing

No. 1840318

>>1840312
Isn't there a shitload of info about creating all sorts of portfolio accesible for free online? Even portfolios of people in your industry you can freely look up?

No. 1840353

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I love seeing tradthots realize that they’ve made the biggest mistake of their lives and that going to die of a heart attack

No. 1840359

>>1840353
i've often seen parents describe parenthood as thankful but idg what they're thankful for. Anyway sounds miserable, I'm almost grateful I can't afford a kid with the current housing market even if I wanted to.

No. 1840361

>>1840353
I don't, because it's their children who'll have to suffer the most for their bad decisions and bad coping.

No. 1840364

>>1840353
what did she think motherhood was gonna be like kek? did she think it'd look her slow-mo cradling her quiet child with pleasant smile on her face in front of a window?

No. 1840366

>>1840353
It never ceases to amaze me how little tradthots seem to want kids compared with even your average normie "trad" woman having kids cause "it's the next step". I've seen high school pregnancies more wanted than their supposedly wanted children

No. 1840371

>>1840361
I agree. Children need to be wanted and cared for, not be mothered by someone who gave birth just because it fits her image.

No. 1840374

>>1840364
Motherhood has a lot of that too. It's not all bad.

No. 1840376

>>1840366
they got too lost in the sauce and actually believed their stay-at-home mom larp for too long

No. 1840378

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My first male crush irl was some macedonian loser and i hate how this guy looks like a yassified+retro-fied version of him, it creeps me out so much and i can't even get to watch his movies because of it.

No. 1840380

Madonna and lady Gaga are both skinny legends but they're not hot.

No. 1840384

>>1840371
That's the thing it obviously doesn't fit her image so she should stop larping as a trad thot and embrace wanting to be a lazy pillow princess who considers a morning routine part of a busy day.

No. 1840386

>>1840384
Which I mean she'd write out how morning routine and consider it productive to list it out rather than just find the most efficient way of getting up and going to do something productive. They treat the getting ready part as an activity worthy of merit. Congrats you shit shower and shaved.

No. 1840389

>>1840380
Lies, at least when it comes to non-botched Madonna.

No. 1840392

>>1840389
That's like saying cyndi lauper is hot

No. 1840394

i feel like cleansed whenever blood flows out of me super fast

No. 1840396

>>1840392
No it isn't.

No. 1840398

>>1840353
>24/7 overstimulation
I feel like this sensation starts as soon as gestation begins. Did she think the children being outside the womb was going to be anymore enjoyable?

No. 1840405

>>1840396
When was her hot era then

No. 1840431

Making things yourself sounds really nice until you realize how fucking EXPENSIVE raw materials are. Fabric and yarn is expensive, even the shitty polyester and acrylic stuff.

No. 1840435

>>1840431
I would be crafting nonstop if I wasn't so broke

No. 1840439

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damn this guy was 1 inch away from being named John Doe

No. 1840444

>>1840439
I don't even like anime anymore and this series always lives rent free in my head

No. 1840450

>>1840444
nona i haven't watched it (yet) but now you got me curious kek

No. 1840454

Typing without looking at the keyboard and I am on my phone too yes I am a sidgusting phone posted but I am saving up for a laptop and thank you autocorrect for saving me from the error not sure how well you’re working now

No. 1840464

>>1840454
Now I’m just gonna hit the middle suggested button: lol but it’s like the same way too much but it’s like the one I have on my face and then when you say something I don’t want it for the day or whatever is good for you to come get me a little bit later today or maybe I’m just so scared lol I’m just so sad lol I’m just tired lol I’m sorry I’m just not getting enough to do anything lol but I’m not trying really hard to be with my dad but I’m so tired and I don’t feel good to hear about it all the time I am just tired and I hate being so sad and scared of myself and my anxiety and anxiety is not getting my anxiety and it’s like I don’t know how much she is like me lol lol I’m sorry I just don’t want to be mad at you lol lol I’m sorry I didn’t feel bad cause I’m not mad lol I’m not sure why you didn’t want me to give you a pic when I see your profile pic and I love it you too lol but I’m sorry I’m just not getting enough sleep I just feel like I don’t want it anymore and then I’m not going on my way. I think it’s a good thing to say but it’s like I like how it feels
(Apparently I’m very whiny)

No. 1840465

Men are so fucking egregiously annoying and attention seeking they make me want to SCREAM AND FUCKING ALOG. This retarded fucking glasses wearing hipster faggot was driving the fedex truck, he was IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD, he stood in the middle of the fucking intersection, exactly what you’re NOT SUPPOSED TO DO, and starts waving telling me to cross the street and literally everyone is yelling at him that he’s in the middle of the fucking road and finally he just drives forward. Why is it so hard to just exercise your right of way? Why do you need to try so hard? Why are you holding up traffic? Why are men allowed to drive? I wish I could’ve just shot out his gas tank.

No. 1840477

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>>1840228
It was the era where men used to wear crop tops. Says a lot that, that style never came back

No. 1840479

>>1840477
i will always despise fags for taking this from us. They always ruin it for straight women.

No. 1840481

Any male I've tried to hang out with can't commit to a plan meanwhile my female friend? If she feels she can't then she won't agree to the plan but if she feels she can then she'll commit wholeheartedly and she has never cancelled a plan. why is it so hard for males? Jesus Christ

No. 1840483

>>1840237
I feel like it's MDMA, ketamine or 2C-B. Coke and alcohol are too expensive for nights out and alcohol makes you fat. A pill of MDMA is 10-20 euros and that will do you for a night meanwhile drinking will set you back almost a 80-100 euro (It's 8 euro for a G&T here). I'm out of the party scene by 4 or so years but that was the way it was going.

No. 1840488

>>1840483
I don't take the powdered drugs I buy weed tho and my dealer even says no one gets what they think these days, coke is almost the umbrella term but there's shitty coke everywhere in the UK at least and people are way more brazen about snorting out in the open now. Use to be a scummy drug people would do in housing estates and then have the ugliest orgies. It got more prevalent in UK when companies started copying American standards with random drug testing and a lot of stoners switched to class as cause its quicker to detox them

No. 1840489

>>1840481
Just to get in on the little man-bashing ride, moids are also more likely to overestimate how good they are at something. Met a guy who said he was a math wizard, so when I threw a random calculus problem at him, it took him an hour to solve it and the answer wasn't even correct kek. Also met several dudes who wanted to get a degree in computer science (basic bitch degree choice for moids) and they all had to drop out because they weren't as good with programming as they thought kek

No. 1840494

>>1840405
In that one music video where she's cosplaying a cowboy.
>b-but men think-
I don't care, they have shit taste.

No. 1840497

>>1840494
I'm a woman and think don't think she looked hot. I feel the same way about Sarah Jessica Parker the way I feel about Madonna. Yeah they have style but they just don't have that je ne sais quoi

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No. 1840503

>>1840488
I get MDMA in bulk from the dark web, because I've had bad experiences with dealers in the past. I put it through a testing kit and if everything turns up ok then I take it. They are super cheap, it's stupid not to get one with fentanyl breaking into the market. I don't take often. 8g of MDMA gets me through the year.
My postman is the best drug dealer I've ever had.

No. 1840506

>>1840497
I don't think Sarah Jessica Parker looks hot either, but I do think pre-botox Madonna does. Especially in interviews, the way she's carrying herself and the clear way she speaks is very hot to me. It just boils down to taste I guess.

No. 1840507

>>1840503
I was getting weed through the post at great prices but it all stopped so sad. Be careful with the drug kits they can only check what they make contact with you would need to check everything while you take it

No. 1840510

>>1840506
After Guy Ritchie divorced her she started putting her worth in toy boys even though she's a successful and rich woman and young men will fuck anything, especially a multi millionaire. Sad she's botched now

No. 1840512

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I think this gay little lard looks exactly like the pathetic monster that got its soul sucked out with the scream extracter

No. 1840513

I just put frozen chicken pot pie in the oven but now I'm thinking of putting it back in the freezer and going for ramen instead. I've got like a 5 minute window to decide kek

No. 1840514

>>1840512
Wait, is that Cillian? Damn, you anons love this Irish moid so much.

No. 1840519

>>1840512
I don't get the hate for Cillian Murphy. I met him in a pub in Dublin once and he was super cool and normal. I get that he gets some kickback from moids attaching themselves to Peaky Blinders alpha man but also find it funny that he first role was playing a tranny in London

No. 1840523

>>1840503
How do you recognize trustworthy sellers?

No. 1840524

>>1840519
His first role was disco pigs I'm pretty sure. At least the theatre show. Cute artsy show, they made a movie of it later. Ending made me cry, I actually really cared about the two crazies at the end. And the colour of love at the end was bittersweet
His first big movie role I think was "on the edge" which I watched too close to disco pigs to properly differentiate but I remember liking it. Another artsy Irish film kek

No. 1840529

>>1840512
Ok, but you used the hottest picture of him to make this point.

No. 1840530

>>1840514
I hate him
>>1840519
He’s pretentious and full of himself, he’s rumored to be a serial cheater, and he’s openly a degenerate coomer. He seemed “cool” because he’s an actor, he can easily make himself seem however he wants to create his public persona, and you fell for it

No. 1840533

>>1840530
Personally he looks like a little faggot that's had a lip lift these days

No. 1840537

File: 1704492758717.jpeg (35.06 KB, 420x467, IMG_3514.jpeg)

>>1840529
Like 30 years ago before he hit the wall, he looks rough and haggard now. From sucking so much elderly dick for roles I bet

No. 1840541

>>1840523
I buy a gram or two and if it's quality I use them. I've been using the last seller for 3 years.
There's a rating system too. I'm not sure about current sites but I remember that Dream was very expensive to get a buyers account and if you don't have enough good ratings no one will buy from you. Who would trust the rando with no reviews?
Dredd.it is a good way to suss out a sellers history. It's reddit but dark web and spooky.

No. 1840543

>>1840524
Yeah sorry I thought Breakfast on Pluto was way earlier. Crazy he did Batman and Intermission before that.

No. 1840547

>>1840541
Thanks nona

No. 1840549

>>1840543
Just remembered a funny story.
He said he showed up for Red Eye right after filming Breakfast on Pluto and felt like an actual serial killer cause of his plucked and feminized eyebrows and felt like he creeped people out showing up "too accurate" to the part

No. 1840550

File: 1704493344716.gif (Spoiler Image,2.06 MB, 312x396, 1000013106.gif)

>>1840530
>he’s rumored to be a serial cheater, and he’s openly a degenerate coomer.
Well in that case, why do Cillianfags love him? Doesn't 28 Days Later showcase his small dick? He doesn't even have an average size dick so what would Cillianfags even gain if they fucked him?

No. 1840554

>>1840550
nta and not a cillianfag, but dick sizes aren't always the same length when hard kek. ive never seen a hard one that stayed the same size as soft

No. 1840557

>>1840554
I know they change sizes. But his limp size is itty bitty. You can guess what it'll look like when it's hard, but based on how itty bitty it looks, you can tell it's not gonna be a lot of inches.

No. 1840560

>>1840550
Because they’re attracted to him. He creeps me out now though, the last movie I saw of his was watching the detectives and there’s a scene where his love interest says that she went to an all girls boarding school, and he moans loudly and says “oh that sounds so hot” and then she makes a joke about how they all wore lingerie and rubbed oil on each other before making out and the teacher spanked them or something. Why would anyone agree to be in a movie with weird pedo jokes? It’s suspicious because he just publicly praised poor things too

No. 1840565

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>>1840550
If you like Irish moids he's not a bad specimen and honestly was avoiding the wall pretty good until the extreme amount of herbals he had to smoke for peaky blinders

No. 1840567

>>1840557
Samefag but that's not true lol. Not defending penis size honour here but I've seen smaller get to a nice size. Unless you're looking for some 10 inch monster that'll smash your cervix in you can get pretty thick and nice length when starting small

No. 1840569

>>1840530
>He’s pretentious and full of himself
I didn't get he off him when I was there. He seemed like a regular old Corkonian. I've met was more pretentious D4fags who think they are the hot shit coz the they got family in the posh part of our shithole country.
>he’s rumored to be a serial cheater
His wife was there with him. She was cool as well.
Idk maybe I'm just basing it off the 30 or 40 mins I was hanging out but he seemed very normal. He didn't pull off the celebrity wanker vibe I've got when I met some Game of Thrones actors or that guy from Vikings. I get there's public vs personal but he seemed grand.
I've also met Pierce Bronson and he was awesome. I want him to be my dad (not in the weird way).

No. 1840571

>>1840569
> His wife was there with him. She was cool as well.
Kek him being somewhere with his wife means he’s never cheated, ok. He comes across as pretentious in every interview I’ve ever seen of him

No. 1840575

File: 1704494794930.jpg (175.53 KB, 986x701, 1000013135.jpg)

>>1840567
Dicks don't grow that much when they're erect, so like I said, that's not gonna be a lot of inches. Cillian looks 5 inches max when erect, but depending on where you're at, that's kinda small.

No. 1840583

>>1840550
>>1840557
>>1840575
Y'all are obsessed with penis size more than moids. There's much more weird things about him like his face looks like a very small amount of skin pull over a skeleton with inflated lips. I feel like I could poke him with a pin and his face would pop like a balloon.

No. 1840585

>>1840571
Idk it could be or probably is true but I'd lean more to someone I've met even for a little bit irl over online gossip

No. 1840597

>>1840585
There are pictures of him and sienna miller sneaking around together while he has an erection lol

No. 1840603

File: 1704495843766.jpg (23.85 KB, 463x317, CYFn6mgVAAA0-91.jpg)

Meg is my favorite character from Family Guy and I'm glad the recent seasons have been giving her more focus.

No. 1840608

>>1840565
Well gay looking

No. 1840612

>>1840585
Oh la la I had a drink with a celebrity and now we're mutuals. You've put more hours into us and this site than you ever will with Cillian Wank

No. 1840618

>>1840583
I feel like some anons will only be size queens up until they meet a guy with an ugly ten inch string bean dick who doesn't know how to use it versus a guy with a smaller dick who actually knows how to have sex

No. 1840623

>>1840618
My experience was trying to have sex with a crush of years and his dick was too thick and too long but we also had complicated feelings regarding the entire thing. One guy had a bent dick and made sex hurt. Longest sexual partner was circumcised (not the norm in UK and only uncut dick I've had), it was clean and nice. Never measured it, maybe 5 and a half and a little girth. My boyfriend now has a bigger one and good girth. He has the most noticeable growth from flaccid to hard

No. 1840650

>>1840597
>A man getting a boner beside an attractive woman? How scandalous
Like I'm not saying I think he's an awesome sugoi "never do nothing wrong" husbando. If you're in Hollywood long enough you become a piece of shit. He seemed grand to me when I was hanging around with him. Better than most celebs I've met. I trust that over gossip. I'm no idiot to think it's black and white. I think he's probably 45% ok vs other celebs. I wouldn't be surprised if he turned out to be a piece of shit though.

Brendan Gleeson is the only Irish celeb I've met irl who I completely think it an awesome guy.

No. 1840660

>>1840597
Stop being lazy this is an imageboard. Post pics! He's not popular enough to have well known candids.

No. 1840684

File: 1704500094818.jpeg (1.39 MB, 1170x2142, IMG_3524.jpeg)

>>1840660
This was posted in /g/ about it. I looked it up after reading this post and found old celebrity gossip forums where they were talking about him having an erection in the photos but they’ve all been deleted like this anon said. I believe it though because there were multiple comments

No. 1840685

Only have 3DPD husbandos if they are already dead, ideally by suicide.

No. 1840687

>>1840685
Agreed

No. 1840690

I love you nonnas, this place is so much funnier and more fun to hang out on than 4chan.

No. 1840700

>>1840690
love u too

No. 1840701

>>1840684
Ty nonna! And yeah I'd believe it. Damn that sucks. Wasn't invested but I thought it was cute he'd gotten a wife through backpacking and thought he was loyal. The audacity of my naivety kek

No. 1840714

File: 1704501724018.jpg (254.2 KB, 1170x1569, 1704493615898.jpg)

I'm starting to feel attraction to this picture, help.

No. 1840717

>>1840583
Women at least have a good reason to be obsessed with dick size

No. 1840724

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I haven't been on very much recently, how are you guys?

No. 1840726

I think it's completely fucked up and even a little strange that we have such advanced technology yet we still use ink on receipts that is completely toxic to humans

No. 1840734

>>1840726
>thermal receipts can contain BPA that is 250 to 1,000 times greater than the amount in a can of food
sometimes i imagine eating the receipt rolls at work and dropping dead immediately so they have to pay the garbage guy extra to clean up my body

No. 1840736

>>1840726
Maybe don't eat the receipts, retard?

No. 1840738

File: 1704504471737.jpg (70.73 KB, 750x923, screenshot_fd0b37da30_f10d3883…)

pee pee

No. 1840740

>>1840736
maybe she licks the dust from her fingers after like you lick the residual salt from potato chips, don't be rude

No. 1840743

>>1840736
It absorbs through skin

No. 1840747

>>1840743
Ok not being sassy anymore but if this was a thing wouldn't if have come up in the 50+ years that printer ink has been around? Sure it stains but I can put a little bit of bleach on skin I'm not dead. Skin is tough.

No. 1840771

>>1840747
>if this was a thing
If you don't believe that receipts have toxic chemicals you can just Google it anon. Cashiers have been found to have higher levels of BPA and such in their bodies.
>wouldn't if have come up in the 50+ years that printer ink has been around?
Idek what you're trying to say tbh. It has come up, that's how we know receipts are toxic. My OP was saying I think it's weird that we still have toxic receipts

No. 1840774

>>1840738
I don't know what to say anon

No. 1840794

>>1840738
Everytime I'm reminded of these piss people it makes me chuckle.
They give themselves eyebaths with their aged urine.
I know theyre mentally ill but I cant help but laugh at the absurdity of it

No. 1840798

>>1840738
pee is literally the toxins leaving your body i don’t understand how there are still people who think it’s healthy for you

No. 1840802

>>1840798
Cheap people desperate for a cure they can produce as a by product. It's actually disgusting lol

No. 1840813

>>1840738
People like this shouldn’t be allowed to have children or be near them. Hate when they involve their poor kids in their piss obsession.

No. 1840817

>>1840726
I once dissolved receipts and letters in a closed box of water and forgot about it for a month. When I opened it again, it genuinely smelled like 1000 farts and I had to throw the whole box away wrapped in 3 garbage bags.

No. 1840825

>>1840802
>>1840798
Bodylotion with Urea was the best I ever had.

No. 1840856

File: 1704512105614.jpg (122.68 KB, 1101x1212, 2024 words.jpg)

What will you find in the new year? The first 3 words you see reveal what 2024 shall bring!

No. 1840858

>>1840856
Key
Happiness
Bottoms

No. 1840859

>>1840856
Boyfriend, happiness, pussy.

No. 1840860

>>1840856
key, hole, joy

???

No. 1840861

>>1840856
Boyfriend, happiness, husbando

No. 1840863

>>1840856
boyfriend, threesome, jockstrap
ew

No. 1840866

>>1840858
Ass is the key to your happiness?

No. 1840869

>>1840856
key
friends
somemanachos…

No. 1840875

>>1840856
>hats
>cock
>bottoms
excuse me? shit year

No. 1840877

>>1840129
>jeans on a mermaid tail
I don't get it but I support it

No. 1840878

>>1840550
I posted a collage of Cillian’s full frontal nudes from this scene in the favorite lyrics thread (I think it accompanied Lana lyrics) and I got banned over it

No. 1840881

>>1840878
yeah because you didn't spoiler it so the mods had to do it for you

No. 1840883

>>1840856
>Husbando Boyfriend Pizza
o-okay..

No. 1840891

>>1840856
>boyfriend
>happiness
>key
>pizza
I love all of those things

No. 1840893

are there really people who still take receipts at the grocery store? I can’t think of any reason why you’d need one unless you’re buying something you wanna like deduct off your taxes…

No. 1840894

>>1840893
More than once I've been overcharged/not given sale price for whatever reason at grocery stores so I like to go over it when making a bigger purchase

No. 1840895

>>1840893
I take receipts if I've got more shopping to do at other places that might sell the same products

No. 1840897

>>1840685
speaking of 3DPD husbandos, i was reverse image searching a photo of mine and one of the results linked to my posts about him on /g/ oh my fucking god kekkk. i can't ever post him again. i know it's not unheard of (i saw a different image linked to an old thread on /m/ once) it just feels weird seeing words from my post publicly like that. wasn't even a google search.

No. 1840899

>>1840893
Old people like to stick to their habits. But besides that, there are apps where you can scan your receipts to earn rewards points. Some people have trust issues and want to make sure that the cashier rang everything up correctly. Sometimes you're buying things for your friends, coworkers, etc. and want proof of exactly what they owe you.

No. 1840913

Why are my lips so chapped? I swear I put on Vaseline often

No. 1840915

>>1840913
Vaseline isnt good for it

No. 1840916

The more I look at the Stanley Cups the more I think about how I probably would use it a lot but it's so fucking ugly I just can't justify buying one

No. 1840918

File: 1704517867713.png (2.1 MB, 1170x1265, eh.png)

microbladed eyebrows are so intimidating looking

No. 1840921

>>1840913
Vaseline is an occlusive! It seals moisture in instead of moisturizing. I recommend using a different lip product first and then a layer of vaseline to seal it in. In general I recommend water based products underneath your oil based products. I like to put on Vaseline after brushing my teeth or taking a shower.

No. 1840925

>>1840856
pines, band, then threesome?

No. 1840928

>>1840856
pines, band, then threesome?

No. 1840933

>>1840918
microblading is such a scam. i'm currently in the process of getting mine laser removed. i've had mine for 4 years now and they faded into this greyish blob instead of individual strokes, it doesn't look horrible but i just hate having it on my face, especially since i like most people was lied to and told that it was semi permanent and would fade completely after a while. idk why i believed that, i was young naive and insecure with money to spend. such a mistake

No. 1840936

beau is afraid is so fuckin boring

No. 1840937

>>1840933
I only got microblading because I have hair loss. Idk why people with normal brows get it. I've seen women on reddit with thick brows asking if they should get it.

No. 1840951

File: 1704522386026.png (258.76 KB, 558x736, 1704514417548125.png)

I thought this was Lana

No. 1840953

>>1840208
i feel bad about never getting to go to the club in business casual

No. 1840955

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if you sleep like this, we are kin

No. 1840956

>>1840685
I have rewatched some on screen death scenes of actors about a million times and frame through frame. Good god when I found out that scene in the mummy where Brendan Fraser was being hung actually was choking him? Lost my seat in heaven that day because it’s still hot as hell.

No. 1840960

>>1840738
how does one get to this point. imagine. every thing this woman did in her life led to this

No. 1840961

>>1840268
still my guilty pleasure movie

No. 1840965

>>1840318
but it's conflicting and confusing. One site says i need only a few certs to get my foot in, others say I need a decade worth of projects and a full degree. I just don't know where to start

No. 1840966

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>>1840955
Me rn nonnie

No. 1840967

>>1840955
almost, I have the pile on my end table. I kind of forgive myself though because it isn't like my dresser is big enough to contain all of it…

No. 1840968

File: 1704524366770.png (72.84 KB, 500x314, 1531865475354.png)

>>1840856
>Boyfriend
>Pussy
>Threesome

No. 1840971

>>1840724
Dita von Teese? Used to be so obsessed with her

No. 1840972

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>>1840955
>>1840967
don't be like that nonnas, at least get picrel

No. 1840977

Ohhh you wanted ripped but whipped Nigel boyfriend? Sorry you're getting cheeto finger millennial boyfriend who listens to the offspring

No. 1840978

>>1840856
Hats, Bears, and Joy

No. 1840980

File: 1704525241146.jpg (47.3 KB, 427x603, 1000013125.jpg)

>>1840856
GUYS, it's the first month of 2024 and I found cock, bottoms, and FRIENDS

No. 1840981

>>1840980
old people with those crummy glasses that make their eyes look huge are so cute

No. 1840982

>>1840951
I hate men.

No. 1840983

File: 1704525400979.jpeg (Spoiler Image,294.17 KB, 1280x2048, F_6FwsdWwAAWq7i.jpeg)

Anons a couple days say ago: God where do you all even work at that you have these troon coworker stories..I've never even..

My youtube recommendations at 3am: This guy vlogging his drive to work. Proud of the fact that he wears this shit to work

They clearly work for whoever tf was willing to hire this guy

No. 1840986

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>>1840981
i always think of bubbles, i never watched the show but i have so many gifs saved from that show, i probably should

No. 1840987

>>1840986
hahaha anon I bet thats your husbando!

No. 1840988

>>1840972
not enough space

No. 1840991

File: 1704525916270.jpg (106.24 KB, 800x800, beautiful-blond-woman-giggling…)

>>1840987
staaahp haha

No. 1840997

>>1840986
I saw him irl on the street once (I have watched tpb since showcase days) and I was shocked at how normal he looked. You should watch it, at least the first few seasons. It's so stupid but earnest lol

No. 1840998

>>1840279
>that's just a creative way to say you have a beautiful face
I have an ugly face. My hair is the only beautiful thing about me.

No. 1841009

Sometimes I look at someone and think "they're white trash" and then my suspicion is confirmed when they walk past me and I get that aroma of cigarettes. No judgement though, I would never judge off of appearance.

No. 1841011

>>1840170
I know the feeling nonny, they're obsessed with cutting yours off yet buy amazon extensions with their unemployment checks

No. 1841018

>>1840170
Are you implying she said it out of envy or could it just be that you really do have a face that would suit it

No. 1841020

>>1840254
Yeah you really do have to be like "this is a wendys" about everything or they'll try to explain to you why they took their 4th mental health day of the month at work

No. 1841026

>>1840856
Why did you post the egregiously gay one. I got boyfriend bear cock and rerolled the last one and got poppers instead. Fuck you

No. 1841030

>>1840856
> cock
> pizza
> followers
I’m a lesbian, low carb vegan with no social media. Huh

No. 1841032

File: 1704531112740.jpg (100.61 KB, 564x549, 1671187202449.jpg)

>>1840977
I guess I'll just not have a bf for another year

No. 1841033

>>1840998
So she was likely saying you're more masculine looking and would suit a masculine style or something and you internalized it at some sort of bizarre jealous plot to make you lose your hair? Girl please, its just hair.

No. 1841049

>>1841033
There's been a few posts lately where if you vent about a friend being shitty the advice is 'ooh tell her to get a pixie cut mwahaha' We're in highschool again

No. 1841054

File: 1704532899459.jpg (46.24 KB, 620x350, 803.jpg)

whenever i get a short haircut i just end up looking like poot

No. 1841057

I spend a lot of time reading self-insert fanfiction. What I hate the most are those stupid x male reader fics. I always have to block every single person that writes or shares those like excuse me? This is a women only space you have no business self-inserting as a male. Gtfo dumbass and go back to watching gay porn this is not for you

No. 1841058

>>1840856
>god
>abs
>happiness
kek super unlikely but i dig the optimism

No. 1841065

>>1841057
those are all aidens (they should still leave regardless)

No. 1841077

>>1840444
Are you my sister? She barely ever watched anime but for whatever reason to this day she has yearly rewatches of ghost hunt.

No. 1841079

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>>1840856
>cock
>husbando
>bottom

No. 1841088

>>1841049
It's got to be the same anon trying to forcememe.

No. 1841093

i ate too many hot cheetos now my stomach hurts

No. 1841094

>>1841033
Why the fuck would I want to look masculine when I’m a straight woman? Are you stupid?

No. 1841097

>>1840170
I hope to never have people like you as a friend, she was complimenting your face

No. 1841101

>>1840856
>senate
>cock
>fame

No. 1841103

>>1841101
Monica Lewinsky 2: electric boogaloo?

No. 1841105

>>1841094
I didnt say you'd want to, I said the comment was probably because you have a masculine face so the alleged "gorgeous rapunzel hair" juxtaposes and she offhand thought an ~edgier~ look may suit you. I'm saying it has nothing to do with sabotage you schizo.

No. 1841106

>>1841057
>>1841065
it's even dumber when women (not even aidens but regular women) write them to be "more inclusive" as if any actual male even reads those

No. 1841108

>>1841094
Ntayrt but you're retarded. I'm straight and would hate looking "feminine" because it's degrading and ugly. Speak for yourself.

No. 1841109

>>1841106
Men read mechanical fuckfiction mostly, why sit through 20 pages of AU about slowburn handholding

No. 1841115

>>1840170
Unbelievable how shallow some people are. Having long hair won't fix your ugly face. Hope your friend finds someone better

No. 1841117

>>1841109
to he honest slowburn is boring as fuck to me as well, many fanfic writers frankly aren't good enough to pull it off

No. 1841118

>>1841115
Could not imagine being so embittered that your hair is all you have to hold on to to the point you have paranoid delusions about it kek.

No. 1841119

>>1840856
Followers
Cock
Fame

No. 1841121

>>1841117
>>1841114
I get what you're saying but men want to read literal like transcribed porn that would make your skin crawl, not purple prose about sex.

No. 1841130

>>1841121
5000 characters long sissy captions is all men what from fiction.

No. 1841132

>>1841121
yeah, men really don't know how to translate between visual and prose and it's really fucking bad. that being said, overly flowery and euphemistic writing is also ridiculous, it's great when writers manage to achieve the balance and yes, literally all of the writers who I think could pull it off were women.

No. 1841133

>>1841130
and boobs breasting boobily

No. 1841154

>>1840618
You are spiritually dead. Even as an atheist I can understand the effects of a substandard dicklet on the male psyche. A man is just an extension of his penis therefore a shrimpie could never hold onto a positive male role. A man isn't a human with a penis, he's a penis with a "human" attached to it. A man with saggy, itty bitty quail-eggs could never be a loving father. A man with a pencil dick could never be an obedient, loyal lover. The inadequacies of his genitals reflects his personality.
And pencildicks are considered small. Being long with no girth puts a man in the micropenis category. Enjoy your soulless demons all you want, they're just not for me.

No. 1841177

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>>1841154
Amazing post nonnie. It's true that men are too obsessed with their dicks, they need to pass a certain threshold of what's considered average or above average in order to not develop any insane insecurities and complexes about women, dating and sex. Dicklets are self fulfilling prophecies. It would take a man of an extremely iron will and sheltered upbringing with 0 exposure to porn or other men's penises in order to grow up with a small penis and an unscathed ego and mental state.

No. 1841192

>>1841132
is this why they are obsessed with xray visuals and shit like "a-ah, you're hitting my womb! you're making me pregnant!"?? i always wondered how they could stand this shit.

No. 1841198

>>1841132
>men really don't know how to translate between visual and prose and it's really fucking bad
I mean tbh, I'm not very good at it either. But that's probably just my autism

No. 1841203

>>1841198
Did anyone ask.

No. 1841206

>>1841192
moids don't have imagination so they need every-fucking-thing spelled or drawn out for them

No. 1841214

File: 1704546703655.gif (666.61 KB, 316x237, 1000013417.gif)

>>1841203
You're contributing to the lolcow decay. Go eat a banana and have a nap

No. 1841228

>>1840956
>scene in the mummy where Brendan Fraser was being hung actually was choking him
I love the things I learn on this site
>>1841094
Masculine=\= manly also imo pixies are 1, very feminine, and 2, literally don't look nice unless you have at least medium thick hair and a pretty face so take the compliment you dumbass

No. 1841238

File: 1704550500749.png (821.57 KB, 1024x728, dino.png)

some months ago i dreamt that i was playing an otome game set in a bar (?) close to some rocky area and a volcano, all of the bishies were supposed to be personifications of dinosaurs and i don't know how i knew that since they looked pretty normal

No. 1841258

File: 1704552727994.png (1.53 MB, 2048x1140, njknjknk.png)

I'M HUNGRY BUT I DON'T WANNA COOOOOOOK

No. 1841262

>>1840866
I hope this means I get a handle on my ibs and my new exercise regime gives me a great ass.

No. 1841276

>>1841238
Sounds fun and cozy, I wanna play it

No. 1841294

File: 1704554618333.jpg (46.72 KB, 500x375, 84646093.jpg)

My friend and I are talking about making a furry omegaverse 18+ yaoi dating sim to capitalize on as many degenerates as possible, how likely are we to succeed?

No. 1841302

>>1841294
>furry omegaverse
are you going full bara or will you try to pander uwu troons too?

No. 1841309

I miss those adoptable pet websites with the pokemon eggs and the dragons and you'd get people to click on them mostly on gaia is where I did it. Good times

No. 1841317

>>1841302
We will have a couple of twinks for variety's sake, but otherwise it'll be mostly bara. We also consider releasing a version with bishies but with animal ears and tails, "just" replace the sprites.
We are both terfs so we'd rather not pander to any troons, but we are considering having one of the bachelor's storylines be about finding yourself within the limits of that universe's society which troons would probably hijack to be about gender identity.

No. 1841328

>>1841294
can’t you scan mtfs instead? i hate to be stereotypical but just from my experience and lurking, the money is with mtfs, not ftms kek

No. 1841349

>>1841154
kek I love lolcow.

No. 1841354

No harm to some anons here I understand this is lolcow but if someone posts about suicidal ideations or actions and did not actually hurt anyone or themselves have a bit of tact before you berate them. Safeguarding someone will yield far better results and mitigate harm to herself and others. Catch yourselves on.

No. 1841356

>>1841309
I remember those, sometimes they would be on people's tumblr blogs too.

No. 1841357

>>1840998
You're probably not. Embrace your secret diamond stacy side.

>>1840977
delete this

No. 1841363

File: 1704558910116.gif (656.44 KB, 498x426, cookingcookie.gif)

Didn't know cats have a sweet tooth but so far mine has liked muffins, pancakes and plain cookies.

No. 1841370

>>1841328
Gay furries have so much money they throw on furry shit it's insane, tifs are most of the time broke kek

No. 1841371

File: 1704559470426.jpeg (82.21 KB, 500x676, IMG_1162.jpeg)

the machine will collapse in on itself and watch its makers be slurped into the vortex

No. 1841374

>>1841354
Nah she was dramatizing and looking for internet pats by suicide baiting. Read her posts again. Probably too self centered to even consider anyone would take issue with her method. Her reply that was like "how can you expect me to consider other people when I'M hurting so much?? a bloo bloo bloo~" lmao Please. She probably got a D on a paper and walked out into a street with a city speed limit.

No. 1841377

>>1841371
Extremely zoomer post

No. 1841386

>>1840983
So canadian schools…?

No. 1841387

File: 1704560756488.jpg (43.8 KB, 1080x283, Screenshot_20240105_195706_Ins…)

I feel like I'm on crack.

No. 1841393

>>1841387
If they'd care about us they'd either accept their true place in life or they'd take themselves out.

No. 1841395

File: 1704561617347.png (2.6 MB, 1170x1158, IMG_4081.png)

Wanted to share this

No. 1841420

Watched the Barbie movie and I thought it was cute but the ending song completely ruined it for me. Literally wtf does sex have to do with Barbie, I wish ms minjaj would stop making music.

No. 1841427

>>1841420
They were better off just playing Aqua's Barbie song for nostalgia…but I just remembered that song has sexual innuendos too, just not as obvious lol

No. 1841429

>>1841420
I wonder if they wanted her to make a song because of her past Harajuku Barbie schtick, it's the only sense I can make of it.

No. 1841439

I need your all to know that I teach elementary school and one of my students is an autistic boy who's special interest is destroying the Federal Reserve. It's all he ever talks or writes essays about.

No. 1841442

>>1841363
Maybe she likes the butter in them? We were taught that cats don't have sweet receptors.

No. 1841444

>>1841439
wow how old is he? do you think he'll manage to do it one day?

No. 1841447

>>1841439
Sounds like a prisoner in the making

No. 1841451

>>1841439
Lets set up a gofundme so this inspiring and ambitious young man can accomplish his dreams stat!

No. 1841454

>>1841354
Anons are retarded and think it's baiting if you haven't actually made an attempt. It's like some no true Scotsman shit

No. 1841465

File: 1704567503878.jpg (155.66 KB, 946x1265, ba6326dc18e78554fca2b3a7eeabf7…)

female libfems and TRAs nowadays pretend like they're radicals and revolutionaries and are so totes different from conservatives and soooo progressive but when joking about ending up jobless or dropping out of college still only think about taking up OFs or prostitution or stripping instead of robbing men at gunpoint or selling them shitty meth smh

No. 1841483

File: 1704568561931.jpeg (52.38 KB, 335x540, IMG_4438.jpeg)

>>1841439
Pivot him towards the FBI and defend my girl Jacky

No. 1841489

>>1841439
Hang onto some drawings he makes, then profit after he gets arrested

No. 1841522

File: 1704570458608.jpeg (102.51 KB, 1024x768, IMG_4549.jpeg)

>>1841377
It's only a matter of time until the wheel stops spinning, digesting propaganda is but a temporary lapse in human reason and after enough redundancy the gobbledygook fails to work, even on the minds of the feeblest

alas from ashes humans are born and to ashes humans will return. humans are merely propagandists themselves always faking till they make and pretending to be something they're not. futile.

No. 1841556

>>1841317
don't forget the femboys!

No. 1841561

>>1841439
Bless his soul

No. 1841582

File: 1704573755367.png (413.03 KB, 788x788, 5f9ac622df8e64a129a1d01e75de72…)

what's wrong with him

No. 1841584

>>1841582
He looks like he's trying to act as normie as possible during a job interview.

No. 1841586

>>1841582
He has no neck

No. 1841588

>>1841582
Nothing. He is looking up to avoid having to look at your putrid face and hunching his shoulders because he's uncomfortable and you smell bad. He is in distress.

No. 1841589

i suffer from hot girl autism

No. 1841591

>>1841294
Discussing deadbeat delusions of grandeur is fun, yeah.

No. 1841603

>>1841589
Hmm.. you don't look autistic

No. 1841611

File: 1704575013933.jpg (166.23 KB, 1200x1200, theres-a-bear-on-my-deck.jpg)

>>1841582
Looks happier than most bears tbh

No. 1841635

>>1841387
You’re probably not but she is.

No. 1841637

>>1841582
I’ve never seen a more punchable stuffed animal in all my life.

No. 1841641

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No. 1841642

>>1841439
Shonen protagonist.

No. 1841644

>>1841641
Thank god we can hide images on posts.

No. 1841645

>>1841641
I wouldn’t punch this. Id burn it, scatter the ashes and then salt the earth.

No. 1841663

>>1841645
Very cool

No. 1841689

>>1841663
I know right.

No. 1841701

I have one of those self-improvement Tumblr blogs, and honestly it helps a lot with motivation, accountability and keeping track of my goals.

No. 1841705

I hate the way I took my health for granted as a teen, the past year I got sick more times than I have in my life and I had to go home on the fucking 3rd day at my new job because everything started spinning. Also OP pic is so cute.

No. 1841713

Older women give me joy and better's my day

No. 1841721

File: 1704580389295.jpeg (511.31 KB, 1170x945, F31371E4-E94B-41B5-84AA-F8EBCA…)

Funniest thing on tiktok

No. 1841729

my hairdresser kept calling my bf cute to his face while cutting my hair. wtf is this normal nonnies

No. 1841730

File: 1704580876993.jpg (53.63 KB, 735x698, b34c377dd63251007818bcaa8bf0ac…)

I just cannot take the excuses people give for why they don't want a lab grown diamond for their wedding ring. "But mined is more special cause the earth took so long to make it!" Ok? Will that really matter to you once it's on your finger? "It has no resale value!" Why are you planning on reselling your ring? Mined diamonds probably won't keep their value anyway.

I admittedly don't know if other gems have as terrible of mining practices as diamonds (probably yes), but honestly, I do think you are a bit lane if you go for a diamond ring when there are so many other, more interesting and beautiful gems and crystals.

No. 1841737

File: 1704581229481.jpg (72.34 KB, 896x1121, 20240104_070147.jpg)

Who is the most retarded person you know and why do they almost exclusively use family guy and South Park reaction images

No. 1841745

Fujo this, fujo that. Do you bitches ever want to talk about anything else

No. 1841746


No. 1841750

>>1841729
No calling someone your bf isn't normal. We call them partners now.

No. 1841751

File: 1704582626931.jpeg (51.07 KB, 736x400, download (1).jpeg)

>>1841745
This image makes me think of LC.

No. 1841752

File: 1704582646795.jpg (55.65 KB, 500x343, Haruka_Driving.jpg)

>>1841750
Nonnie. Are you in need of a partner or something

No. 1841754

>>1841745
No one was talking about fujos

No. 1841760

File: 1704583206875.png (730.58 KB, 814x578, anime-cops.png)

>>1841750
Partner always makes me think about police, kek. Sometimes cowboys.

No. 1841762

>>1841750
Hairdresser to anons bf: Do I have permission to touch you? My pronouns are she/they

No. 1841797

File: 1704586119761.jpeg (209.05 KB, 533x585, IMG_0352.jpeg)

what the fuck causes a face to look like this

No. 1841803

I'm sorry but what the fuck is "girl dinner"? Isn't it just dinner? What does dinner have to do with girls?

No. 1841805

Jimmy Fallon is the most awkward man alive holy shit why does he have a talk show

No. 1841807

File: 1704587392936.gif (3.07 MB, 640x352, creepy-baby.gif)


No. 1841808

>>1841444
Nine, and unlikely, though he may become a terrorist against the government some day.
>>1841642
He's way more interesting than the other autists in the school. He's full of passion. Though I do have a soft spot in my heart for the little black girl who's special interest is wolves. She's like one of five black children in the entire school, but the other four won't hang out with her because they think she's a big nerd.

No. 1841815

>>1841439
I am so jealous, the kid I tutor sometimes just wants to be a pokemon trainer

No. 1841816

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No. 1841818

>>1841816
Elizabeth's nigel?

No. 1841819

>>1841439
imagine if he was a make a wish kid

No. 1841822


No. 1841825

File: 1704589695933.jpeg (772.59 KB, 1170x1442, IMG_3378.jpeg)

Anons what would you do if you saw this (Cillian Murphy smiling at you in this way)

No. 1841826

>>1841825
push him into a locker and steal his lunch money

No. 1841828

>>1841825
Pull down his pants and see how long his schnitzel stick really is.

No. 1841829

>>1841825
Kick him directly in the teeth.

No. 1841831

>>1841825
scream and hit him with my purse and run while throwing things at him

No. 1841834

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No. 1841838

File: 1704590157209.jpg (99.63 KB, 735x911, 0697d45f72d165a969a5f02d0e012b…)

>>1841825
My bf, a spectral animation of Peter Steele, punches him in the gunt

No. 1841839

>>1841797
being white(racebaiting)

No. 1841842

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No. 1841856

>>1841838
why are his boobs so big

No. 1841859

Im trying to email my mostly estranged father to ask him for his contact info, and somehow the most stressful part is figuring out what to put in the subject field. "Hi dad"?

No. 1841876

>>1841842
So, why do giraffes have horns?

No. 1841879

>>1841842
Giraffes fight other giraffes with their horns. Same reason why any species would have horns.

No. 1841890

File: 1704594489573.gif (2.21 MB, 500x375, m8t9hps.gif)

Saturday nite

No. 1841891

File: 1704594557138.png (871.75 KB, 762x718, fishkeks.png)

how do we feel about fish cakes ladies

No. 1841892

File: 1704594629247.gif (6.44 MB, 480x286, IMG_5584.gif)


No. 1841893

>>1841891
Like crab sticks they should be eaten whole and uncooked.

No. 1841896

>>1841879
>fight
With those little ass horns? Yeah right

No. 1841899

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No. 1841901

>>1841896
This is how they do it.

No. 1841902

>>1841891
Delicious. I put the uzamaki in my ramen

No. 1841904

>>1841896
If someone pistol whipped you with a pistol, it's still gonna hurt even though it's a small gun. It's the same thing with a giraffe's horns.

No. 1841908

>>1841904
Kek great analogy anon.
But seriously, apparently they actually kill each other sometimes.

No. 1841918

File: 1704596191685.png (124.26 KB, 1170x1000, Screenshot 2024-01-06 at 6.55.…)

Just discovered this unfortunate subreddit that is run by mostly zoomers who cry over different recent years. I saw this post and then a few more about how ‘Andrew Tate ruined the vibe of the next few years’ lol? I don’t like him myself buut he also isn’t particularly famous, and just because he’s annoying (billions of men are) doesn’t mean that the next few years of your life should be dark and depressing. He’s literally a random guy that you don’t know.

No. 1841934

>>1841918
I was going to have sympathy for the idea of comparing different decades of the past (like 60s vs 70s) but both options are the same year lmao. I'm a zoomer but I can't even name a distinct thing unique to either "era" off the top of my head.

No. 1841941

>>1841934
Right? And it’s way different because the 60s and 70s were actually some time ago, and have since passed. The 20’s aren’t even over yet and there’s already 18 year olds having ‘nostalgia’ just over 2 months lmfao

No. 1841954

apparently everyone at versailles just shit and pissed in the corners of rooms because toilets weren’t a thing

No. 1841970

File: 1704598686572.jpeg (199.32 KB, 750x1056, IMG_3540.jpeg)

Is rusty ok? Her art went from not the best but quite cute to shitty wikihow article

No. 1841988

>>1841918
I hate zoomers so much

No. 1842065

I wanna watch Blue Lock, but back when I first realized I actually like sports anime as a genre and Free, Haikyuu and Kuroko no Basket weren't just one-time things, I told myself I'd never watch a football anime, no matter what, so now I'm conflicted, especially after looking up the voice actors.

No. 1842067

>>1841970
Looks like she's trying to reference irl pictures of people and it's not working cuz she doesn't have the skills to translate her style onto it. Never got the hype for that comic.

No. 1842095

The autism is too much to bare sometimes so I find visiting this website a little treat

No. 1842104

>>1842067
Oh kek it turned out to be a shitty guest artist

No. 1842106

File: 1704603945297.jpeg (516.21 KB, 1179x1506, IMG_2827.jpeg)

>>1841970
a guest artist did the lines

No. 1842123

>>1841837
elizabeth is pure

No. 1842157

File: 1704608979034.png (94.31 KB, 226x383, igugigyabruckleiggggyigggyarbu…)

y’all know my nigga

No. 1842159

I saw an effeminate but tomboyish looking anime character thinking it was a cute butch but it turned out to be boy. I think I understand lesbian fujoshis who genderbend their yaois now…

No. 1842161


No. 1842163

>>1842159
if it was a pic posted here then i did the same thing

No. 1842168

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No. 1842180

File: 1704610522002.png (315.27 KB, 1456x1747, Sothe.png)

>>1842161
Sothe from Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn

No. 1842182

>>1842180
he doesnt look feminine i though you were going to post some femboy

No. 1842186

>>1842182
nta but she literally said tomboy

No. 1842192

>>1842180
How old are you? This is such an obvious old school bishonen type character.

No. 1842193

>>1842180
>tomboy
Guy literally has a male body type. You were fooled by this?

No. 1842195

>>1842186
thats not tomboy either he literally has a chad jaw

No. 1842206

>>1842193
ntayrt but I thought the pecs were boob shadows for a moment

No. 1842210

>did you get a haircut?
if that's a euphemism for "chopped 4 inches off by yourself in the bathroom" then yes. "got a haircut" implies i dont know that its sloppy and that i look like the berries and cream guy

No. 1842212

>>1842206
me too, that plus the crop top, and scarf obscuring shoulder silhouette, unexpanded the image could read as a tomboy anime character

No. 1842223

>>1842212
crop tops were for men first, then fags took over and ruined it for straight women

No. 1842226

>>1842223
ok edgelord

No. 1842231

>>1841904
That's a little different though since the force is more direct than whatever those giraffes were doing.
>>1841901
It doesn't look like they're doing much to each other tbh. They don't even look mad, they're not even looking at each other.

No. 1842235

>>1842231
Samefag but actually it doesn't even look like they're using their horns in that vid. It's like one giraffe is using it's neck to hit the other giraffe in the neck.

No. 1842244

>>1842226
go away faghag

No. 1842251

>>1842244
you are this thread's pet chihuahua

No. 1842254

>>1841918
I see where you are going with this, but that slice of time is the difference pre-pandemic and the first worldwide lockdowns. Pretty stark differences.

No. 1842257

>>1842251
better than being a faghag

No. 1842258

>>1842257
did someone tell you no treats before bedtime? or did the mailman come

No. 1842261

>>1842258
you are cringe anon, twitter faghag tier response. Only need a dragqueen image reaction.

No. 1842262

File: 1704616055867.jpg (226.74 KB, 2000x2000, 71MdGjx6-oL.jpg)

>>1842261
>distracts you just long enough to plug this into the wall

No. 1842263

newfags will never be funny

No. 1842303

File: 1704623430473.webp (66.08 KB, 150x150, tumblr_d1c5f07df59129d241dc37b…)

God I'm soooo tired wee woo wee woo

No. 1842347

>>1842251
>>1842258
>>1842262
Lame and gay attempt at humor

No. 1842348

>>1842157
Kyle Rittenhouse

No. 1842350

>>1841954
I remember reading about how they'd throw their waste in the streets and there was so much of it that people regularly mocked how Versailles was essentially a toilet. Rich people have always been retarded to a fault.

No. 1842353

>>1842168
I love how this got popular because people are acting like its a real encouraging old man when their url is kimchicel.

No. 1842377

File: 1704634223390.jpg (1.08 MB, 1589x1216, interview-with-the-vampire-cla…)

>>1842350
that's why it's absolutely insane that Paris has this reputation of luxury and elegance, i was reading this illustrated and adapted graphic novel of Interview With The Vampire which was coloured monochrome with shades of yellowish brown that i thought fitting for when they visit Paris.

No. 1842392

File: 1704634671377.jpg (306.3 KB, 1167x1080, scar-the-lion-king-30890938-11…)

This lonely faggot was sooo desperate for love and attention. Some ugly little hyenas really made him think he was something huh!

No. 1842399

>>1842377
I think its so hilarious that Japan literally has a syndrome based around romanticizing France until they vacation there, Paris Syndrome.
>Paris syndrome is a cluster of psychiatric symptoms exhibited by some individuals when visiting Paris, that can be viewed as a severe form of culture shock. The syndrome is characterized by symptoms such as acute delusional states, hallucinations, feelings of persecution, derealization, depersonalization, anxiety, as well as psychosomatic manifestations such as dizziness, tachycardia, sweating most notably, but also others, such as vomiting. While the syndrome has been particularly noted among Japanese tourists, perhaps due to the way in which Paris has been idealised in Japanese culture, the syndrome has also affected travellers from other countries such as China, South Korea, and Singapore.
I understand especially for Japanese people how jarring other countries must be because of how strict Japan is about cleanliness, but it's kind of funny that they become so overwhelmed by bed bugs and piss that they feel like they're dying.

No. 1842422

>>1841954
This is incorrect, there would have been toilets and chamberpots but drunkards at the many parties would indeed pee in corners.

No. 1842431

>>1842422
It's actually correct. They dumped the waste right outside and the place became so filthy and strewn with waste that it did indeed end up in the main halls.

No. 1842437

File: 1704637867610.jpg (Spoiler Image,114.51 KB, 941x1363, 20240107_082314.jpg)

Hes free

No. 1842440

File: 1704638041893.jpg (Spoiler Image,76.1 KB, 799x900, 20240107_082218.jpg)

>>1842437
Or at least he was

No. 1842456

File: 1704639474225.png (508.87 KB, 672x580, mufasa.png)

>>1842392
Picrel typed this

No. 1842470

File: 1704640427963.jpg (1.35 MB, 1542x2048, myhat.jpg)

Nonnies, any style advice? I've been really into hats lately but my horns make it really hard to wear them, Idk I just feel like it looks silly. What do you think?

No. 1842472

>>1842440
Who is that? Are they intersex? What the fuck kind of genitalia is that?

No. 1842478

>>1842472
regular fat moid with a small dick, unfortunately nothing abnormal here but you're lucky to be oblivious to this fact

No. 1842481

Can't wait until I'm not sick anymore and can wash my hair finally. My wash day was on the day I got sick, it's been over a week since I washed it and it feels so nasty.

No. 1842482

>>1842472
Hes a grower

No. 1842485

>>1842470
You're haute couture but no one knows it yet, just watch Bella Hadid will wear this next summer and all the fashion girlies will copy her

No. 1842488

File: 1704641460745.jpg (122.05 KB, 415x497, vomit.jpg)


No. 1842490

>>1842456
Kek, nonnie

No. 1842496

>>1842399
Japan's romantization of Paris is the most annoying thing. I hope they suffer the most severe culture shock.

No. 1842502

File: 1704642116111.png (264.21 KB, 350x453, shinichi_sakamoto-2107487347.p…)

>>1842496
Franciboos (???) from Japan are soo funny, they see the most glamorous aspects through preserved architecture and manga, Kamijo from the band Versailles comes to mind, as well as the author of Innocent, Shinichi Sakamato. It was such a huge phenomena from the earliest depictions of Manga all the way through the early 2000s, I think they've finally begun to move away from it but it's such a huge part of Japanese pop culture inspo.

No. 1842520

>>1842502
>Franciboos
C'mon, it's ouiaboos

No. 1842522

>>1842437
We’re just a week into the new year and so much glorious things have happened already, I love this season.

No. 1842525

>>1842520
Pardon me for being uncultured swine

No. 1842527

>>1842482
At that fat level it's unlikely he has the circulation to get fully hard even if he is

No. 1842533

>>1842527
It just means he cums harder by sticking things up his butt

No. 1842537

>>1842520
Kekkk. I'm going to use that from now on.

No. 1842553

File: 1704644815155.jpg (Spoiler Image,80.3 KB, 681x684, 20240107_112656.jpg)

The men we deserve

No. 1842602

File: 1704647883832.gif (1.61 MB, 540x408, oscar.gif)

>mfw an anon believes the hollywood moid she has a crush on is faithful to his wife

No. 1842608

>>1842602
cillianfags

No. 1842612

>>1842602
I think they project themselves on to her because I've never seen anons passionately defend any other woman so zealously

No. 1842628

File: 1704648760030.jpg (322.01 KB, 1536x1024, Praying_Mantis_Male_European-4…)

>>1842553
the men we deserve

No. 1842654

Tell me more about your fruit sticker collection

No. 1842656

>>1842612
this is only slightly related but i noticed most fans of male celebs tend to really hate the wife/gf, at least outside of lc from what i've seen. like some cillian murphy fans actually wanted the cheating rumors with florence to be true because they thought he, with his googly eyed dried raisin face, was out of his wife's league and went on about how he deserved better kek. i mean the rumors are most likely true because he's a degenerate but actually supporting the act because they thought his wife was unattractive was bizarre. then there's fans of other celebs debating on which exes were prettier or acting like one is evil even when the male celeb is a creep, shippers threatening wives/gfs, etc

No. 1842682

>>1842656
Cillian stans on here are retarded, barely a step above the weird Marilyn Manson schizo we used to have. I've never sperged about Florence pugh or sienna Miller personally but I find it interesting that when anons point out that that woman is gross looking suddenly anons defend and protect her. Odd.

No. 1842686

>>1842654
when I was a kid we had a "sticker wall" in the kitchen that we put every single fruit sticker on for like 16 years it was so gross by the time I moved out kek I miss it. I used to put fruit stickers on the back of my hand and see how long they would stay, sometimes they would even make it through a shower but usually not.

No. 1842690

>>1842686
You should have gotten a picture of it. I bet it would be reposted by so many weird aesthetic blogs.

No. 1842701

>>1842690
Nah the house I grew up in was a hoarder catshit nest, sticker wall was by the kitchen trash and there was garbage and compost splattered on it. It could be posted on a cursed dwellings blog. I was a kid and didn't care, I just liked stickers. It was fun but it was not photogenic.

No. 1842708

>>1842701
Yeah you said it was gross im saying it would have major backrooms appeal

No. 1842803

>>1841803
Originally, it meant when women would eat simple dinners, basically charcuterie boards and stuff that didn't have to be cooked. So a cheese, cracker, grape plate. But then some women started using it as a way to humble brag about their anorexia, and then fatties saw that and started losing their minds, saying the term girl dinner creates disordered eating and it started getting talked about a lot. And then a bunch of articles started being released supporting the second meaning and the original meaning is lost.

No. 1842823

File: 1704657801009.jpg (70.34 KB, 387x520, Ziggy.jpg)

>>1842470
Cut hole into it nonita, that's the secret.

No. 1842824

File: 1704657872550.jpg (49.75 KB, 414x1500, tumblr_83a83e6ba5f8e6f4c3717e9…)

Me

No. 1842852

I don't understand anons who have a partner but claim to have no friends even though they want some. How does that work? You have a relationship so you know how to put yourself in a social situation one way or another. So what's the problem?

No. 1842867

>>1842852
No, I'm just attractive enough that men appear in my life and ask me out. Women, meanwhile, who I actually want to hang out with, have never done that.

No. 1842879

>>1842852
When I had a bf I basically shared all my friends with him, it was more like one group that we were part of rather than each person having their own friends. We ended up together after we were all pariahed out of a hobby community. Now that we're not together I barely have contact with anyone. I don't really know how to form deep friendships I just insert myself in groups and hope to be accepted as a regular

No. 1842882

>>1842879
That happened to me. Except he was abusive to me and everyone cut me off when they took his side of the story as fact.

I could've stayed friends with some of them if they'd just believed me. Couple years later when I forgot to unfriend them on snap, I saw some of them still hang out with the scumbag. I needed better friends I guess

No. 1842883

>>1842852
I’m not really allowed to put myself in social situations now

No. 1842888

>>1842883
Controlling jealous bf?

No. 1842889

not even dumbass shit but I'm just too lazy to open another thread (lolco) doesn't need threads other than dumbass shit) but I do genuinely believe that meat consumption increases your sex drive

No. 1842894

>>1842888
More scared of other people because it seems like everyone is a psychotic drug addict who could kill you at any moment now

No. 1842896

>>1842852
a lot of women ditch their friends as soon as a man comes along, then act like surprised pikachus when they notice no one bothers to invite them anymore after being rejected time and time again.

No. 1842902

>>1842882
Yeah that happened to me too. Except most of them just didn't really care and saw it as drama or something they didn't want to get involved in rather than really taking a side (which by default favors him).
There is one person I still talk to who believes me and will admit in secret that it's messed up but also claims to be too afraid to really take a stand against it, I guess since ex-bf can be unhinged when he gets mad. So they'd still hang out, with some repeated but ineffective attempts at persuading him to be less of a jerk. Like trying to go "no it's not nona's fault actually this is my fault all along, don't get mad at her!" But it seems like ex-bf ditched all his friends recently and none of them seem to care that he's gone. It's eerie how nonchalant they are about it.

No. 1842926

>be me, early 20s
>get into first relationship
>moid gets increasingly more weird
>after a few weeks of dating I notice that he has a weird relationship with his parents, he kinda treats them like slaves
>says bad things about my body and wants me to lose weight and exercise like crazy
>tries to choke me during intimate time out of the blue like wtf
>spits into my mouth
>digusting af
>I vomit all over him

We broke up a week after that. Thank god

No. 1842927

>>1842926
He had a boymom and a boydad.

No. 1842930

>>1842902
The friend group itself was so chock full of drama I should've been thankful to be rid of them. They weren't bad people but it's ironic they ran at the sight of it and didn't want to get involved when they were such dramawhores. I guess when drama takes a turn into the serious nobody wants to address it

It was easier for them to take his side, they knew him longer than me.

No. 1842931

>>1842896
This. One friend I had decided to suddenly, no-notice move across the country for a male and I didn't even see her off. She didn't see anything wrong with not telling me. Many women get tunnel vision and play the dedicated wife role for moids (even if he doesn't marry them) yet males will still play FIFA or go to the bar with their homies even if they have a wife and babies at home.

No. 1842934

>>1842926
>vomit all over him
Based. He sounds like the worst kind of red flag . Glad you're out

No. 1842941

>>1842894
you or him?

No. 1842945

>>1842926
Glad you're out of that mess, nonna.

No. 1842972

File: 1704663119625.jpg (81.13 KB, 720x773, Wow.jpg)

I still can't get over what Jason Lee named one of his kids.

No. 1842989

The chimping over the pitbull pics in the things you hate thread is making me kek

No. 1842995

Some people may think it makes me dumb, but honestly whenever I let someone borrow money from me I never ask them for it back or remind them that they owe me. I always believe that money I give away will come back to me so I'll never stress about a few funky dollars I let someone borrow. Someone not paying me back will make me lose respect for them though, because I'm always sure to give money back without a reminder in the few occasions I have had to borrow.

No. 1843000

>>1842852
Being lucky enough to have an autist-to-autist connection relationship but still struggling socially. That and having friends ditch you for people who are cooler

No. 1843013

>>1843000
It's this for me. My bf is my best friend but I still struggle to make other friends outside of him.
also checked

No. 1843031

>>1842972
He really named his kid pilot inspektor. Wow

No. 1843041

File: 1704665050232.jpg (17.24 KB, 275x183, 1000015639.jpg)

I just had my first topkek (picrel)!!!!!!! It was absolutely delicious and I will try other flavours as well!!!!

No. 1843054

>>1843041
based turkish nonnie popkek goes hard

No. 1843056

I wish I had money. I’m poor and have no money and all I want is some chicken wings

No. 1843061

Me taking a lolcow break is akin to taking a cigarette break (it’s probably going to give me cancer)

No. 1843063

>>1842852
more men are open to dating female autists than women are to building deep relationships with female autists. there are also more loser men than loser women.

No. 1843070

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I start my first full-time job tomorrow nonnies and im scared, pls wish me luck

No. 1843074

>>1843070
Good luck get ready for money queen

No. 1843076

>>1842995
this makes you smart because expecting someone to pay you back is a recipe for disaster, but many feel bad about taking money so it's easier to do this way.

No. 1843078

>>1843031
He named him Pilot based off this song titled "He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's the Pilot".

No. 1843079

>>1843070
have such a brave day, nona!

No. 1843093

I have eczema and it's not inflamed like 99% of the time, but there are permanent little bumps and I kinda hate it. At least it's in an inconspicuous area.

No. 1843096

File: 1704667995290.jpg (126.33 KB, 1080x999, s-l1600.jpg)

I once bought a stained glass window with a fish motif for a really really good price, but I didn't know it at the time. Now I want another one, but I could never justify the expense on something so frivolous. This isn't it, but something kinda similar.

No. 1843097

>>1842656
On here? The cheating rumors made me dislike him because the fact that he’s been with his wife for decades made him seem endearing. I mostly saw anons on here say it would be disappointing if it were true, but on youtube and tiktok all i saw were comments calling his wife a dog and saying that Florence was lovely, and things like “well how could anyone not fall for Florence, especially when you compare her to his wife” it was gross

No. 1843098

>>1840439
>>1840444
Did ghost hunt used to be popular back in the day? My friend told me to watch it and it was kinda generic, just curious since I had never heard of it before my friend's rec

No. 1843100

>>1843093
God I wish that were me.

No. 1843109

>>1842065
it has a lot of manservice and is chuuni-esque like kurokos basket. i hate football too but that show was legitimately fun, give it a shot! and then maybe talk about it in the dead anime /m/ thread

No. 1843131

File: 1704670573987.jpg (140.53 KB, 1200x957, 1664995802858.jpg)

The meds are finally hitting!

No. 1843140

i will be a womanchild for the rest of my life and i'm ok with it. i'm already paying taxes and shit i'd rather rot happily then pay for therapy.

No. 1843168

>>1843131
This needs to be the next thread pic for the Confessions thread.

No. 1843179

It's always weirded me out that women can look at most of society and history and then be fine with men and not be misandric but a man can see a twitter screencap and take it as truth and decide to hate all women

No. 1843212

>>1843179
this is fitting because I just saw a post of some woman saying “I love hearing my boyfriend loses in his video game” obviously a joke and all the comments are either seething incels saying they take joy in women’s suffering blah blah dried up feminists etc and also pickmes saying “noooo I like when boyfriend win in game” Moids can literally not take a joke.

No. 1843214

>>1843179
exactly. not to go on a feminist rant but as someone who is avid about reading literature the thing that deters me from most of the classic works is how sexist they are. like being reminded with every book I read that the author doesn't think I should have basic rights. then a feminist will write a buzzfeed article about manspreading or something and men think there's some anti male conspiracy and we all want to cut their balls off in their sleep or something. it's extremely frustrating

No. 1843221

File: 1704676836947.jpg (55.38 KB, 1080x666, 1000013206.jpg)

>>1843212
Gotta love this moment on Twitter. This one joke made so many males malding, seething, splitting hairs, spilling milk, and absolutely losing their shit. It's admirable.

No. 1843227

File: 1704677146458.gif (1.4 MB, 220x345, andrew-tate-tristan-tate.gif)

>>1842553
human males would def have insecurity issues with fellas like that around, tiger-kun appears to maul the alpha bros and they'd cope by making memes about BTC

No. 1843240

The worst thing that happened in 2023 lolcow was anons in the bad art thread posting that one artist who was making weird art of disabled people. Like amputees and shit. I completely forgot until now.

No. 1843241

>>1843240
homie?

No. 1843252

File: 1704678694114.jpeg (21.39 KB, 425x282, IMG_5346.jpeg)

>>1843131
Hoorah!

No. 1843254

>>1843221
Based. Women hold the power.

No. 1843260

>>1843240
Oh god I know this is about the Homunculus person but I thought instead of that one deviantart artist who drew really disturbing fetishy art of extremely disabled children. He/she had OCs even and I think they DFE’d when the other farms found them.

No. 1843261

>>1843074
>>1843079
Thank you nonas!!

No. 1843271

>>1843241
I don't remember their username honestly.
>>1843260
Yes this is who I meant. I know humunculous has a thread here but tbh I can't remember who that is.

No. 1843292

File: 1704681568524.jpg (40.64 KB, 564x705, cfb3f22b60d8cfd7eb5f71137f5156…)

I'm going to make you nonnies some grain free baked goods.

No. 1843294

>>1843292
Ahhhh a woman with makeup… SLUT (unlike me a classy queen).

No. 1843295

>>1843227
>BTC
>Big
-Tiger
-Cock

I feel gross even typing that out, what is it with you gay men and your obsession with animals. Maybe fags really are freaks of nature.

No. 1843299

File: 1704682056814.png (97.83 KB, 249x207, download.png)

I don't have boomer mentality if i think that China is a bad place right? It's mostly about the politics and work conditions and all of that stuff i've heard. Whenever i see something modern and positive about China it actually seems like propaganda.
I know someone that is starting to become koreaboo level with China just because of Mihoyo's games, she even wants to go there to visit or possibly live. I just can't bring myself to tell her how i think it's a bad idea in a delicate way. Do i really have to seriously look into China to stop her.

No. 1843305

>>1842682
To be fair looking gross and ugly isn't a big deal and not really milky

No. 1843307

>>1843299
Living there I'd a bad idea, going there temporarily is not because she would see so many tourist attractions and interesting things but living there is definitely a totally different thing. East Asian countries have a hyper-competitive work culture and everyone is battling to get to the top so I don't think her as a foreigner would really be accepted into a medium or high position, she would probably only find minimum wage jobs.

No. 1843314

i pledge allegiance to the flag, michael jackson is a fag, doctor doctor i declare, there’s shart stains on my underwear

No. 1843316


No. 1843318

>>1843299
was an expat in shanghai, it's not a bad place to live in as a foreigner. but foreigners are encouraged to stay between themselves. and you're most likely going to be hired by a US company if youre american, a french company if you're french etc. you're never gonna stop being a foreigner even if you live there for 30 years.
imo it's a fine place to visit, there's a lot to see. but i struggle to see why a genshit impact fan could even see there, you aren't going to be seeing kungfu warriors and wizards and pandas on every street corner.

No. 1843320

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>>1843307
Yeah, and even if i know that at least China for sure is very judgemental of foreigners, i think they see dark skinned people even worse but i wouldn't want to tell her something like that.
I generally don't like China but i know it has pretty and interesting spots to visit. It's just that i know that's not why she is interested and she thinks that everyone there looks like those filter abominations and bathe in fairy spring water, she's quite naive but i'm not invested enough to explain why i feel the way i do.
Sorry for sperging out, i feel stupid for sounding like a paranoid granpa during the cold war, i'm fine if she wants to visit but she really romanticize it a lot on things that aren't even real.

No. 1843361

File: 1704686561927.png (2.43 MB, 1170x1981, Screenshot 2024-01-07 at 8.01.…)

falsified ‘discoveries’ like this always fucking annoy me like we literally know that they aren’t related and even if they are ‘related’ there’s hardly any relation if they’re 9th ‘cousins 3 times removed’ especially if she died almost 90 years ago

No. 1843366

>>1843320
>she thinks that everyone there looks like those filter abominations and bathe in fairy spring water

No way did she also get indoctrinated by douyin lmao I don't want to call your friend dumb…but if they want to live in China because of douyin and genshin then there is no point getting through to them.

No. 1843367

>>1843361
>was first discovered by a genealogy website
so was fabricated for engagement bait

No. 1843379

sometimes i feel like the only anon who has not met those "shy quiet uwu" male autists that get gushed over so much. male autists are usually creepy assholes like every other man, except with tics

No. 1843382

>>1843379
they dont exist outside of anime, sadly

No. 1843385

>>1843299
I'm Chinese (ethnically not nationally) so I've been there a fair amount of times and although there are good qualities, you'll generally have a better quality of life in America or other western countries. That's why people emigrate kek.
If you're just visiting casually it's not like it's literally hell on Earth, there are many genuinely beautiful tourist destinations and cultural things (I love koi ponds). You'll likely be comfortable if you have money. Nice hotels have a lot of amenities and imo they'll pamper you more than in American resorts, there's a whole culture around hospitality. Shopping is big.
I don't see the point in going if you're just into online media like genshin or whatever though lol. You're not going to see anything special, and the average person isn't going to sperg along with you.
I don't recommend moving to live there especially if you're not ethnically Chinese. Even foreign-born Chinese will experience some prejudice and although many people nowadays respect or are interested in white people, it's more like a "check out this exotic creature" mindset than really seeing you as an equal person, which can feel dehumanizing. Worse if you have dark skin.
Aside from big injustices like labor conditions, mass surveillance, politics, etc. there are also misc things like pollution, food safety standards, autistic politeness customs, and casual gender inequality that can make life harder for a simple person.

No. 1843387

>>1843382
Forever remembering the sweet anon who fell in love with Lennie from Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men. Someone needs to put together a list of media featuring likeable autists (male).

No. 1843391

>>1843387
he's ugly and old please dont

No. 1843393

>>1843385
>I love koi ponds
Mentioning genuinely beautiful destinations and cultural things then dropping this as an example made me fucking lol

No. 1843395

>>1843391
It's a book she can imagine him young and hot if she wants. My point was there seems to be a lot of anons lately into male retards, would be nice to give them suggestions.

No. 1843411

File: 1704688548034.jpg (1.28 MB, 1600x1061, Retreat-and-Reflection-Garden.…)

>>1843393
Poor phrasing lol I was thinking of the ones that are part of nicely maintained classical gardens not like some random ditch with fish in it.

No. 1843414

>>1843385
Thanks nonnie, that's generally what i knew but i've never really met a chinese person to see their point of view, i saw some videos online that looked pretty authentic and i remember how some older chinese people were sad about the fact that their home country doesn't look the same anymore, not just as a modernization kind of way. I feel like the bad sides are heavier and outnumber the good ones, but i wouldn't want to write a google doc to show her proofs,
>I don't see the point in going if you're just into online media like genshin or whatever though lol
Yeah, wish she would just like the media instead of thinking that china is the best now just because of some mobile game company.

>>1843366
Poor woman, that's awful, i wonder if all that corruption happened also because of their fixation on personal reputation too.
You're right, i'll probably never manage to change her ideas myself.

No. 1843422

>>1843387
Ew wtf is wrong with people liking retards. This is why men think the can do the bare minimum. He killed rabbits.

No. 1843423

>>1843395
Why? Male retards only deserve the rope.

No. 1843427

>>1843395
no, we need to encourage male nerd enjoyers to make stuff not to settle down with ugly male characters as per usual

No. 1843471

I’m going to burn down pornhub who wants to join me I can’t do it alone because it’s really large

No. 1843477

>>1843471
Yeah, I'll come along. I honestly wish nothing but the worst pus and boils to any man who uses pornhub.

No. 1843480

>>1843379
I was an actual sped student and the only ones I met that fit that bill of being kind and quiet were very developmentally delayed and weren’t attractive. They weren’t that uwu movie acting shy either, they’d be off into their own world even more than a normal introverted autist, most people find that behavior creepy if it’s not coming from a good looking guy. If you don’t experience with people like that or the patience of a saint I don’t think even a friendship would be that fulfilling for both parties, unless you’re into that kind of pretty girl asking the downie to prom kind of thing. I do understand the appeal, but it’s just too much of a fantasy to me.

No. 1843481

File: 1704690786872.png (1.12 MB, 626x626, 2150-388.png)

>>1843471
since castration's illegal it's the least we can do

No. 1843486

>>1843471
I want a J6 but for all of the porn companies. They can’t stop us all.

No. 1843500

>>1843471
I will join. I genuinely cannot find an objective good reason for IRL porn to exist. Whenever you bring such a thing up, moids will crawl from the woodwork outing themselves out as being uncontrollable degenerates by saying thinly vield threats in line with "porn helps men control their urges if you take away porn who knows what we'll do wink wink" or "porn takes away jobs from our brave and noble hardworking sex workers" as if that's a bad thing.

No. 1843506

>>1843471
Google as well. They index child pornography into google images.

No. 1843509

File: 1704692192340.jpeg (77.13 KB, 500x571, IMG_5580.jpeg)

it's so fucking easy to troll moids
I don't know why I still do it

No. 1843514

>>1843471
I'll bring my dullest knife for the directors.

No. 1843517

>>1843500
Men are so defective. I agree,no one needs porn. Prostitutes shouldn't exist. It's only men that forced women to devalue themselves like this. Can they go a single day without thinking of porn? They're broken.

No. 1843519

>>1843506
I found a site that scans URLs/sites and gives a live feed of that and I had fun watching the live scan to see how much of the internet I would never see on my own like phishing scam sites and Chinese casino games but within a month I saw a beastiality site and one of those child modeling sites in the scan. Have not used that feature again.

No. 1843540

>>1843500
>who knows what we’ll do wink wink
They straight up just admit “let us fucking have porn or else we will commit sex crimes against you and go to jail for it”. I want to kill every single man

No. 1843543

some songs are named "blood-drenched hungry violent torturer of aggression running through hellfire" and they still sound so light, slow and unstimulating to me

No. 1843547

They act like this shit, but porn has done nothing to lessen sex based crimes. Look at Japan, where SA is rampant. I hate men so much.

No. 1843548

>>1843543
new orleans is the new vietnam is pretty fun.

No. 1843551

>>1843547
I wish I could actually see the numbers on this. Like the numeric rate of sexual assaults/other sexual crimes committed compared to the rate of pornographic content made available to the public.

No. 1843554

>>1843551
It would definitely be eye opening. Porn is so widely available in Japan, you can get it in most convenience stores like 7-11 and Lawson. Not even including the insane amount of hentai moids have access to.

No. 1843559

File: 1704695909895.mp4 (6.26 MB, 1280x656, Fibro.MP4)

This reminds me of Jill aka Pixielocks. Yes this is a young Ezra Miller

No. 1843562

>>1843559
That one anon sitting in the doctor's office to discuss the condition of vaginaminicuscus

No. 1843572

Sometimes I imagine lolcow themed MVs to my favorite songs. I am imagining a newfag nonny walking into /g/ for the first time to Puttin' On The Ritz.

No. 1843578

May I?

No. 1843592

File: 1704697757757.jpeg (Spoiler Image,436.18 KB, 725x545, IMG_3712.jpeg)

Anons is this a micro penis (it’s Tom hardy in bronson)

No. 1843593


No. 1843595

File: 1704697862831.jpeg (Spoiler Image,425.25 KB, 1101x923, IMG_3713.jpeg)

>>1843592
Here are more examples. I think it’s a micro penis and ugly but im not completely sure.

No. 1843596

>>1843592
What the fuck is that. I sure hope it a prosthetic.

No. 1843600

>>1843595
That's nice, but what do you think of Cillian's?

No. 1843603

>>1843596
Kek it’s not. He spent that movie running and jumping too so unfortunately I saw it from every angle as it flopped and spun in every direction

No. 1843609

File: 1704698400351.jpeg (Spoiler Image,124.15 KB, 777x550, IMG_3714.jpeg)

>>1843600
Cillian’s is even smaller and uglier which makes me want to hurt him. “Nice” is the last word I would use to describe Thomas’s dicklet btw.

No. 1843613

>>1843609
Holy shit, I thought the same thing. Some anon responded to me saying that Cillian's dick couldn't have been that small since erections make dicks bigger. But I wasn't buying it because it doesn't look like any erection can save Cillian. Glad I trusted my gut.

No. 1843621

>>1843609
Is Danny Boyle a faggot

No. 1843623

>>1843621
well duh

No. 1843625

>>1843609
Not trying to defend him but that dick looks limp, he might or might not be a grower

No. 1843626

>>1843625
>>1843595
Same with this one tbh

No. 1843631

>>1843625
>>1843626
How much could something so minuscule grow though? This little thing is probably only a few inches hard >>1843592

No. 1843634

>>1843631
I know because I've suck dick before, sorry nonna but it comes with experience lmao. But for real though they don't look fully hard to me imo

No. 1843636

In my personal opinion men are their hottest 20-25 and women are from 30-45.

No. 1843638

>>1843636
I'm not a lesbian or bi or anything like that, but I like looking at older women. They're so lovely, and remind me of wine.

No. 1843639

Forgot what time my drs is at tomorrow heck ugh

No. 1843641

File: 1704699860399.jpg (156.12 KB, 632x720, RUNE3128.jpg)

>>1843638
My post was inspired by Wata from the band Boris, she's so gorgeous.

No. 1843642

>>1843641
I'm wanna check out her band, what song would you recommend?

No. 1843644

Having a bad memory is scary. I can’t imagine what things I’ve done to humiliate myself or upset other people that have been encapsulated online that I don’t recall and cannot locate because no one shares them with me directly or reminds me of it

No. 1843645

>>1843642
This whole album is really good, and one of their most popular so I think it would be a good starting point! If you like stuff like Black Sabbath or Melvins you will probably like Boris! Wata is an amazing guitarist, I like this song.

No. 1843648

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>>1843645
Holy fuck, anon, thank you for this. That guitar is chef's kiss.

No. 1843667

I want to start this off with that I am not a shayanon, I usually only scroll through her thread every blue moon to see what they're infighting about this time.
But I dreamed about Shayna last night. She was watching someone's pets but since no one had seen pictures of them since she picked them up everyone was convinced she had lost them so an anon decided to get into her home to check, and later on I joined for some reason (I think I was in the area?) by trying to become her friend. Shayna was suspicious of us the entire time but decided to keep giving us benefit of the doubt because we told her how attractive she is and how we were totally into her and let us help clean up her nasty home, attempt to teach her that she could not drink from dirty plastic boba tea straws all the time and while it's hospitable of her to offer her guests the same straws (that she would dig up from her purse) it's not very hygienic to do to so. And she would always drink chocolate syrup directly from the package with said dirty straws and ask if we want some. That's all I can remember, except for that the pets were okay she just didn't post any pics of them.

No. 1843687

File: 1704703496537.jpg (97.55 KB, 1440x1405, 87.jpg)

>>1843609
This is like the third time I've seen his weewee posted here

No. 1843707

I didn’t get any definitive answers on whether or not Thomas Hardy has a micro penis. I want to know if it counts as one or not

No. 1843716

I don't really understand what's funny about that hall is the blond one post

No. 1843718

>>1843716
Is it the way she linked the image or what?

No. 1843733

>>1843707
It's not clear from your picture, we will need a higher-res photo of his penis while erect. Godspeed on your mission

No. 1843804

>>1843631
If it was cold it could grow alot.
When it's cold my husbands cock is about that small, although a bit thicker.
And he's 7 inches and some change when he's hard

No. 1843925

File: 1704725377747.jpg (4.01 MB, 5522x3581, BOTFA_-_Promotional_for_Thrand…)

Speaking of the ugly male media psyop that anons have talked a lot about, I just rewatched the Hobbit and this is how they portrayed Tolkien's elves a decade ago on screen. All the men have pretty, long hair (1/1)

No. 1843927

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>>1843925
But in the recent Amazon tv-series they look like this. Because looking pretty and having long hair is for girls!! Things are going fucking backwards. (2/2)

No. 1843932

File: 1704725726722.jpg (59.82 KB, 960x540, lotr-rings-of-power-celebrimbo…)

>>1843927
This is also supposed to be an elf. Yikes.

No. 1843933

>>1843927
shorthaired elves are a crime

No. 1843940

File: 1704726186586.jpg (63.33 KB, 1024x728, hobbitelf.jpg)

>>1843933
It really is. Even randoms in the background from Hobbit/LOTR look better and more elvish than the main elves in the Amazon series.

No. 1843951

>>1843927
>>1843932
I thought these were screen grabs from house of dragon or something. Wtf is this. Disgusting

No. 1843952

>>1843260
trashtrashtrash? and it was kiwifarms that also mentioned them i think

No. 1843959

>>1843481
watch some transbian photoshop the flames' colours into the tranny flag

No. 1843978

>>1843952
they were talked about extensively in our own bad art threads too, a lot of farmers determined it to be a woman from handwriting and other details

No. 1844029

What would you do if you won 200k?

I’d pay off my house, buy a brand new car(not used), renovate my house, get some Botox and clear up my acne and I’d put the rest into savings. 200k would literally change my life.

No. 1844039

>>1844029
Pay off my mortgage and invest some of it into stocks. Put the rest into savings. Take a small chunk to do some home improvement, like building a wall shelf or fixing my toilet.

No. 1844042

Fucking hell I'm trying to lose a little bit of weight but I'm a bloody slave to my cravings and most replacements taste like ass to me so I've bought a weekly planner where I write down what I eat so get them under control, wish me luck that I actually keep this new habit up nonnies

No. 1844048

>>1844042
You got this! Key really is exercise plus moderation. I still love my chocolate, I just dont eat it every day, or i eat two pieces a day. You wont realize how much walking helps until you start doing it. Try to drink more water and less sugary drinks if you can. You got this! Writing everything down helps, but just dont obsess over calories. Weight loss is slow, and a better life style change is what really helps. Godspeed, nonnie

No. 1844059

File: 1704735742394.png (2.3 MB, 1332x1000, celeste_king_dark_elf_saga.png)

Interview with the Vampire is so famous, why isn't there a single edition with a nice cover in my country?

No. 1844060

>>1844029
You own a house but would be out here clowning around with Botox??

No. 1844063

>>1844059
Hideous children

No. 1844066

I keep finding short hairs on my head and idk if they're new or they broke off

No. 1844067

>>1844039
What would you invest in?

No. 1844071

>>1844048
Thanks anon! I actually try to do an hour of power walking (I have issues with my legs that keep me from being able to run so I compensate with this with a medium high incline and intense speed) at the gym in the morning as often as I can, been slacking off due to a pretty intense school project that spanned over a few weeks but I'm gonna get back to it this week. Luckily I don't drink sugary drinks, it's only snacks that are my vice that drags me down. I only need to lose 20lbs so it shouldn't be all that hard if I get that under control!

No. 1844078

>>1844059
Geralt of Rivia if he was a blueberry

No. 1844083

>>1844059
The idea of elf babies should be a crime, they should skip all that babyness and just come out like boom it's me, a 25 year old

No. 1844084

>>1844060
Why would getting Botox matter if my house is paid off? Getting Botox wouldn’t even put a dent in the money id have left over after paying for all my important stuff.

No. 1844086

>>1844059
How many kids does this elf have? Damn.

No. 1844097

File: 1704737599228.png (773.19 KB, 629x822, Screenshot 2024-01-08 at 10.12…)

Always wanted to punch this fat little bitch in the face as hard as I could. She wouldn’t feel it her head would just bounce back and forth like a boxing dummy(newfag)

No. 1844099

>>1844059
The dark elf is so hot, but those children turn me away from reading this at all. I don't get who this is written for.

No. 1844104

>>1844099
For housewives

No. 1844105

>>1844097
You sound like you have a penis

No. 1844107

>>1844059
I thought these were made up covers, but no. Turns out these are actual books.
That purple elf is a fucking slut.

No. 1844113

>>1844029
Live on it for as long as possible. Maybe take a trip to Europe.

No. 1844124

File: 1704739261583.png (1.14 MB, 518x2970, chuckbuck.png)

While we're on the topic of book covers

No. 1844128

>>1844124
I'm a fucking idiot but these had me wheezing, kek.

No. 1844129

>>1844105
I don’t care, if that means that a random moid would get blamed for punching her in her fat jaw instead of me, that just makes me wanna do it even more kek

No. 1844135

>>1844124
The consequences of Brexit on gay men…

No. 1844139

>>1844124
>pounded in the butt by my own butt
LMAOOO Why does this exist at all. I should write my own book.

No. 1844140

I have an old ass weight watchers scale and I really cannot tell if it's accurate or not. If it is, I've lost 10 lbs since June, which isn't impossible but just unlikely since my diet and exercise level hasn't changed. I should probably just get a new one but tbh I don't want to spend like $50+ on a scale.

No. 1844142

>>1844124
What you all feel looking at these is what I feel looking at yaoiposting

No. 1844145

>>1844140
scales aren’t $50 you can get one on amazon

No. 1844147

>>1844124
I ship Domald Tromp and handsome Russian t-rex

No. 1844155

>>1844097
Looks like the kind of kid I would have bullied in 3rd grade for never closing their mouth and breathing loudly like a pug.

No. 1844157

>>1844097
taylor lautner??

No. 1844164

File: 1704741456670.jpeg (3.39 MB, 4032x3024, IMG_8683.jpeg)

>>1843940
elves with long hair are CANON reeeeeeee
fuck amazon and fuck every tumblrfag who draws them with undercuts too
>>1843932
celebrimbor is not blond! elves don't get OLD! literally 0 respect for canon i swear to god

No. 1844178

>>1843940
this elve is soo hot

No. 1844179

File: 1704742355967.jpg (112.12 KB, 886x620, reeeeee.jpg)

>>1844164
You get it Tolkien-sis, it makes me reeeee so hard too.

No. 1844180

>>1844178
Even the dwarves thought so!

No. 1844186

Mods if you’re reading this I hope your erectile dysfunction results in a depression so great that you kill yourselves(all mods must have disfunctioning beans to be mods)

No. 1844226

Applied for a job and was really excited. Found out they're a shell for an MLM. Damn. Knew I should have trusted my gut when they pushed so hard for me to immediately interview.

No. 1844231

>>1844164
>>1844178
>>1844179
>>1844180
Based LOTR enjoyers. Woke points ruin everything. Elves are supposed to be ethereal, long haired and beautiful to the point they are inhuman.

No. 1844239

File: 1704746044444.png (265.42 KB, 500x493, IMG_2027.png)

>>1844231
excuse you i'm a silmarillionfag
jk jk you get it. tokien elves are the shit

No. 1844241

>>1844029
I would buy a fixer upper in my town outright and put the remaining money towards fixing it up. Without a mortgage I would let my nigel quit his day job to focus on his music full time (he’s signed to a record label & actually makes money off of his music, just not enough to live off of alone), I’d quit my soul sucking office job and find a more rewarding, physical part time job. The amount of money it costs to put a roof over my head is the root of all my stress & dictates almost every choice I make and $200k would be so life changing.

No. 1844244

>>1844239
I honestly admire anyone who can read through the Silmarillion. It's been a to-do on my list for like 15 years now. I should get on that,

No. 1844254

>>1844097
Is this place nothing but 13 year olds now?

No. 1844255

What if sharpei anon is actually the original borzoi anon just trying to get rid of all borzoi?

No. 1844258

>>1844254
We must have gotten posted somewhere like tiktok again because it's obviously being invaded by underage fags who can't lurk, integrate or even sage half the time.

No. 1844268

>>1844255
don't give the retard any more attention i beg you

No. 1844278

>>1844255
You know that isn't true. Just shut up and stop talking about them.

No. 1844284

my brain 24/7 sounds like this noise

No. 1844287

Welcome to current world where up is down. Tranny is woman and Hollywood is so confused they've opted to make stories featuring babies brains (the final gender) implanted into womens bodies for prostitution. Adieu!

No. 1844317

File: 1704750648710.png (310.05 KB, 689x383, ad-campaign.png)

When I was a kid both my favourite bar att aand my favourite crisps decided to suddenly switch it up and heavily market themselves by saying girls and women are shit. First you fuck with chocolate, then you fuck with crisps? Is nothing sacred

No. 1844325

>>1844317
I remember this and I would eat them anyway in spite, a chocolate bar can't tell me what to do

No. 1844327

>>1844317
This is so retarded, how did they think this was ok? You can't alienate 50% of the population that consumes your product like this

No. 1844328

>>1844317
Do you think some men got offended by the galaxy chocolate adverts that featured gorgeous women biting into chocolate to take a break from men and their periods? Some men probably thought chocolate was gay and for pussies and was like we need to make it hard like men!

No. 1844329

File: 1704750968012.jpg (67.43 KB, 640x480, dr-pepper-10.jpg)

>>1844317
reminds me of this, they didn't think about the unintentional hilarity of marketing diet drinks to fat neckbeards

No. 1844331

>>1844329
Apparently they had to create coke zero/coke no sugar as an alternative to 'diet coke' because men read the word 'diet' and think it's for women. Fucking fatass moids lmao

No. 1844333

File: 1704751170912.jpg (106.38 KB, 736x695, eb65c4257254f871feb0a5ac341a98…)

-rolls blunt on Anastasia Beverly Hills Moonchild palette-

No. 1844334

>>1844333
I could never afford these back when the were popular, they are pretty ngl

No. 1844336

>>1844317
i remember my teenage self being mortally offended by these the first time i visited the uk lol

No. 1844347

>>1844331
Nta but that's hilarious because cole zero tastes like shit while diet coke reigns superior.

No. 1844350

>>1844347
I liked the stevia one

No. 1844351

>>1844317
i liked these chocolates despite it all kek. I haven't seen them being sold in years though. it was definitely a ploy to get men to buy more chocolate since it's seen as feminine. Funny how the easiest way to pander to moids is through misogyny.

No. 1844366

>>1844317
I feel like it's a part of the reason they haven't taken off as well as other chocolates, no one ever mentions their taste or buys them, just remembers the misogyny stuff. >>1844328 Now this advert did make me want that chocolate, that woman made eating chocolate look so expensive.

No. 1844379

>>1843952
Yes that artist. Don’t feel bad about what frankly vanilla things you’re into anons, people like him exist.
>>1843978
I don’t think it’s a woman just from that tbh, but i’ll read those threads now.

No. 1844403

everything that happens to me just feels like an evolution of what happened a decade ago with different parameters. and those paremeters and situations are always expanding into something monumental that is simultaneously fucking stupider and more absurd than the last thing. I'm just this everloving escalation of human fucking stupidity wondering if anything I do will translate to success. I am, too long didn't read, a professional dumbfuck

No. 1844414

File: 1704756517492.gif (2.96 MB, 540x304, yes.gif)

holy fuck after being laid off in november i just signed a 6-month contract for 50% more pay than my previous company and i'm absolutely shitting myself with happiness right now

No. 1844422

>>1844414
good job anon! enjoy your $$$

No. 1844427

I love getting fat I don’t really understand what skellys have against it

No. 1844429

>>1844414
The universe won't always give you what you want but will always provide you what you need. Congrats nonnie on the raise, I'm sure its been a tough few months for you- glad it paid off.

No. 1844442

I just ate so much ranch

No. 1844443

You’re all some of my favorite women

No. 1844445

>>1844443
you too nonita mwah

No. 1844455

File: 1704758940878.png (106.87 KB, 275x236, IMG_2341.png)


No. 1844475

I'm so happy for you! That's an awesome way to start the year! If you have any tips, especially on the increased salary, please share them in Employment/Career Thread #6.

>>>/ot/1801622

No. 1844477

File: 1704760016264.jpeg (674.45 KB, 1170x892, IMG_5436.jpeg)

look at you all influencing my youtube algorithm

No. 1844479

>>1844477
That's right, go take a bath

No. 1844487

>>1844477
young man

No. 1844538

kids are funny and sweet i just had a flashback to when i was in elemtn ary school snd sometimes my classmates would bring cake or cookies for their birthdays and whenever someone would accidentally take a bite of theirs before the kids whos birthday it is took their first bite they'd always be chimping and trying to hide the bite mark

No. 1844541

For the first time I read a couple of threads on Reddit fat logic and the conclusion I came to was that it’s full of self hating fatties and ex fatties

No. 1844563

>>1844541
The 'fat hate' crowd is primarily fats with internalised issues that they project onto any fat person living their lives and former fats who, even if they lost weight through 'lazy' methods (surgery) are holier than thou about fat stuff. The rest are like conservative males and tradwives if that tells you anything.
Regular, well adjusted people just live their lives and only really react if someone is extreme weight wise, both anorexic and morbid obese.

No. 1844570

Our toilet broke, won't flush

No. 1844572

>>1844563
what about those of us who have been skinny our whole lives but still hate fatties

No. 1844574

>>1844572
weirdos ig, like I see a lot of weird skinny teen boys like that but they probably come under conservative males, if not a tradwives the women just have prolonged eating disorders they cope with by saying well at least I'm not fat so yeah, weirdos

No. 1844588

>>1844574
You think you have to be weird or have some sort of issue to hate fat people? It’s not that deep.

No. 1844596

I keep hearing about the Poor Things movie, but when I read the plot summary it seemed so strange and…uncomfortable. Did anyone here actually see it?

No. 1844602

>>1844588
Maybe, that's just my experience though maybe that's because those who outwardly (make it known) hate on fat people are gonna be weird because that's a weird thing to do.
Maybe a fat person killed their mom.

No. 1844608

>>1844574
I'm not talking about people who are mentally ill and have eating disorders kek I am referring to normal skinny people who just dislike the obese.

No. 1844610

>>1844602
>maybe a fat person killed their mom
Or maybe its just because theyre uggy

No. 1844611

>>1844596
its completely uninteresting. It's essentially just another wannabe edgy quirky drama film thats supposed to be gRaNdiOse because it has an 'ensemble' cast which I wouldn't really call that, because they're just actors who are regularly hired even though they do not offer much to the already underwhelming content of the story

No. 1844625

>>1844596
yes, there's a sum up from another anon here >>1825558 tl;dr it's shit

No. 1844647

I don’t understand the heathers musical

No. 1844676

Manifesting death for this disgusting animal I know

No. 1844716

How much of an empty basic bitch do you have to be to have Jacob elordi as your pfp on social media KEK literally an npc

No. 1844717

>>1844676
Awwwww me too! Thankfully they'll be getting something much better hehe

No. 1844718

The girl I have a crush on is an autistic loser who likes watching gore what do I do. She’s really hot by the way

No. 1844728

File: 1704771965222.jpg (25.57 KB, 374x522, 20240107_130009.jpg)

Do you ever think about the scores of abusers who waste all their time wishing ill upon their victims only for it to instead bounce back and consume them for the rest of their pathetic lives? Beautiful actually. I will never wish ill on someone who has not abused.

No. 1844739

>>1844718
Idk, slide into her DMs?

No. 1844808

Why is my fyp flooded with videos about Cillian Murphy and Billie Eilish flirting with each other? I don’t care about or like either of them, my fyp before this was just orca videos, art, and ancient Egyptian proverbs

No. 1844811

>>1844808
Not once did he flirt with her, please remember words have meaning

No. 1844821

>>1844808
I'm confused how is Billie still relevant. Didn't her mvs when she was blonde all flop and she became irrelevant and most of her fan base moved on to someone else.

Why is she back again?

No. 1844823

File: 1704774909925.jpeg (267.8 KB, 1170x1378, IMG_3739.jpeg)

>>1844808
People are also being mean about his wife and saying he’s cheating on her because she’s ugly, I hate these freaks. Look at the popular search terms

>>1844811
Ok, I should have said “videos of Billie publicly lusting after Cillian Murphy, which I don’t want to see” better?

No. 1844825

>>1844821
She just won a golden globe for a soundtrack, I think it was for the Barbie movie

No. 1844830

>>1844823
>Cillian Murphy palestine
lol

No. 1844831

>>1844823
She did the same thing about Billie Joe Armstrong, she's just really immature.

No. 1844833

>>1844823
>People are also being mean about his wife and saying he’s cheating on her because she’s ugly
Kek why do they always say this whenever he's interacting with a woman who's way less attractive than his wife

No. 1844842

>>1844823
People on tiktok are very weird and obsessed with looks they all sound like incense yet they are normies and that's the scary part. Also they're only obsessed with women's looks because I don't see men reive not even half of what women recieve for their looks on that app.

I thought Gen z and gen alpha would be more woke but it's the opposite the beauty standards for women are becoming even stricter and if you're not a rich nepotism baby with tons of money that you can spend on cosmetic procedures then you won't be able to fit the current beauty standards. Things are looking bleak and I feel sorry for the younger Gen z and Gen alpha girls and how they will deal with this because I know how seeing people pcnstantly nitpick women's appreance affects the mind.

>>1844833
That's because gen alpha beauty is all about being famous and rich and affording to get surgeries that will make you botched. Florence currently looks like she could be cilians age and her whole body and face is bloated and her hair is doing her no favors but I guess people find her attractive because of those botched fillers she has on her face???

No. 1844850

>>1844842
Auttocorrect , i meant incel not incense ffs

No. 1844854

>>1844823
uh what’s wrong with her head in the second one

No. 1844855

File: 1704775894908.jpeg (153.17 KB, 1170x640, IMG_3740.jpeg)

>>1844830
I found that funny too. There’s also popular search terms about his “cunty little waist” and him kissing Tom Hardy’s wife kek

>>1844831
That’s pretty trashy of her to act like that about married men

>>1844833
They’re just jealous of her, they did this with Florence Pugh this last summer too

No. 1844856

File: 1704775896461.jpg (127.96 KB, 675x1200, 5ca422d4cc497204cfd61ee7c3b005…)

I know this combo was everywhere and basic a few years ago but it's been the only decently designed backpack/water bottle trend IMO. Every other trendy school combo has been hideous to me

No. 1844864

>>1844029
Get some braces, pay off my student loans and live comfy for the rest of my time in school and invest the leftovers.

No. 1844868

File: 1704776557822.png (116.96 KB, 892x637, what did bugs ever do to you .…)

It's kind of mean but these overly edgy 'uguu kawaii' posts are making me lose my shit laughing.

No. 1844870

>>1844856
Those bags are so ugly to me.

No. 1844872

>>1844870
Agreed.

No. 1844873

>>1844029
I honestly have no idea, I'd probably end up just dumping it all into savings and continuing life as usual. It's odd because I spend a lot of time window shopping and thinking about things I'd like to buy if they were cheaper but if I really think about it none of them will make me really happy because I already have all the true essentials and then some. I'd like if I had enough money to live simply without working for the rest of my life, and anything short of that I can't think of any great material desire.

No. 1844876

File: 1704776741486.jpeg (177.75 KB, 542x468, IMG_3741.jpeg)

His fans also insisted that he had an affair with Lucy Liu,because they thought their romance onscreen seemed too real and steamy to have just been acting, and that he wouldn’t have been able to help himself when Lucy Liu is more attractive than his wife. I can’t stand his fangirls

No. 1844878

>>1844876
Kek don't they say if two actors have tons of on screen chemistry they aren't fucking but if they have absolutely none then they are?

No. 1844883

I will never shred on the guitar because I am too lazy to practice.

No. 1844884

>>1844876
That image scared me at first. Then I realized it was just Cillian, his dick is too short to be a threat.

No. 1844888

>>1844884
He's so short it be very easy to kick his balls and bop him on the head with a glass bottle.

No. 1844890

my fingers smell so good right now

No. 1844891

File: 1704777366710.png (871.9 KB, 784x784, FqrfsbSaQAEvtAi.png)

>>1844890
sniffies your fingers

No. 1844892

>>1844891
you’d love it so much nonnica they smell like applewood cured sausage. So autumnal

No. 1844896

>>1844878
Yeah and that was part of it, they were saying they seemed too comfortable with each other which usually signals that actors have fucked. Their sex scenes were a bit suspicious though I’ll admit.

No. 1844904

>>1844891
Kill yourself

No. 1844910

For some reason I really wanna get into chemistry as a hobby

No. 1844912

>>1844890
The author of a random fanfic I read once included a character sniffing his fingers after he fingered someone.

No. 1844917

>>1844891
You know a couple of years ago I would have defended fags when someone said you are freaks of nature but…now you really are freaks of nature.

Tell me why furry/be@stiali has become one of the top 3 most popular porn or kinks for gay men??? That's not normal, also many gay men are developing beastiality fetishes at a alarming rate that even other gay men are complaining about it. K+ll yourself and no one finds that thing attractive, only gay moid freaks.(retard newfag)

No. 1844918

File: 1704779384070.png (Spoiler Image,799.4 KB, 818x549, IMG_3758.png)

Which penis is worse here

No. 1844919

>>1844917
I agree but why the tiktok censoring

No. 1844921

File: 1704779511235.png (Spoiler Image,793.88 KB, 819x550, IMG_3757.png)


No. 1844930

File: 1704780478196.jpg (35.67 KB, 474x664, cillian murphy.jpg)

honestly, my heart hurts whenever you nonniebonnies call caucasian taemin ugly

No. 1844931

File: 1704780600466.png (496.14 KB, 878x479, IMG_3748.png)

>>1844930
I don’t see anything appealing about him

No. 1844946

>>1844891
i know they are supposed to be bains but honestly he looks like he's walking out of a gay part where everyone took a turn cumming on his fur, repulsive

No. 1844947

File: 1704782641830.png (1.8 MB, 886x1370, oh you know .png)

Oh nonnie I’m so happy all your opps just died. Lets have a drink to celebrate!

No. 1844948

>>1844947
no thats pee

No. 1844952

File: 1704783431951.png (1.26 MB, 938x1456, Screenshot 2024-01-08 at 10.57…)

Is that Onission?

No. 1844967

File: 1704784103632.jpg (Spoiler Image,78.33 KB, 618x500, keith-haring-untitled-glowing-…)

>>1844917
just makes me think of that gay moid artist people go stupid for who drew shit like this

No. 1844971

File: 1704784189547.jpg (513.11 KB, 2203x2203, keithharing.jpg)

>>1844967
and of course he looked like this

No. 1844975

>>1844967
aw man why'd he have to draw that, I liked his art. Truly can't have even one male artist I like, huh

No. 1844982

File: 1704784592823.jpeg (328.33 KB, 1102x1277, IMG_3783.jpeg)

Help I can’t make the background transparent or the idiots the right size

No. 1844987

>>1844967
idgi. i know there's someone fucking a dog but what the hell is the rest
>>1844982
use picsart's cut out tool or look up a background remover app, there's tons

No. 1844988

>>1844967
>>1844971
Why can't faggots be normal, I'm glad he died

No. 1845007

What if the mods have their own like, poster lolcows and they look at our IPs and track us and are like "look at this cringe ass bitch"

No. 1845013

does anyone have the link to that cute cartoon where the girls ride in a car and blast moids with their laser and eat cute fast food?

No. 1845016


No. 1845018

>>1845016
hell yeah thanks nonnie

No. 1845021

>>1845016
too based for this sinful earth

No. 1845023

File: 1704786419850.png (479.08 KB, 870x638, 1000013228.png)

Sometimes I see a big infight and I think "hmm, maybe I should comment?", but then I see the nonnie on nonnie violence and I'm like "naaahhh they'll figure it ooouuut".

No. 1845024

>>1845023
Damn. I just jump in even when I have no idea what the hell they're yelling about

No. 1845030

>>1844477
Kek, I've gotten that video recommendation too.

No. 1845070

I am drunk as shit give me a movie to watch

No. 1845071

File: 1704790590979.jpg (101.94 KB, 702x1000, 1000013231.jpg)

>>1845070
Bratz Super Babyz

No. 1845076

Nonnas, how is the gum to cigarettes ratio like in your countries? The ciggies out here are worth exactly two packs of good gum. Shithole economies are crazy

No. 1845081

i just made frapuccino with some day old coffe that had a bug in it

No. 1845106

>>1845076
Cigarettes were 50$ in my country last time I checked, but the price has probably increased since it was awhile ago.

No. 1845109

>>1845106
1.5 dollars here

No. 1845118

>>1844987
I think he also fucks a tree

No. 1845138

File: 1704801033977.jpeg (318.77 KB, 2000x2829, IMG_0027.jpeg)

nonnies what cat body condition score would you be? I think I would be a 3.

No. 1845139

>>1845138
a 6 with the waist of a 5 kek

No. 1845140

>>1845016
Turn troons into useful himbos 2024

No. 1845146

>>1845138
3 or 4

No. 1845149

>>1845138
5. I have every trait except the fat pad is constipation bloat.

No. 1845161

>>1844048
>You wont realize how much walking helps until you start doing it.
ntayrt, but this is so real, i was a overweight homebody all through out my school years and didn't get out much even with friends but when i got into college and started making my commute to college on my own i started losing weight even when it didn't involve that much walking.

No. 1845166

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>>1844487
THERE'S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN

No. 1845173

File: 1704804552551.gif (2.75 MB, 480x267, melomelody.gif)

Suki suki su! Fuwa Fuwa Fu! Konna Kimochi Melo Melody!

No. 1845177

File: 1704805063282.jpg (34.06 KB, 612x405, concert-of-cats-musicians.jpg)

>>1845166
I SAID YOUNG MAN

No. 1845180

File: 1704805353081.gif (204.17 KB, 413x498, dancekittydance!.gif)

>>1845177
PICK YOURSELF OFF THE GROUND

No. 1845188

File: 1704805719252.gif (809.88 KB, 640x338, rickroll-cat.gif)

>>1845180
I SAID YOUNG MAN

No. 1845189


No. 1845195

File: 1704805949618.gif (244.93 KB, 400x228, discojockitty.gif)

>>1845188
CAUSE YOU'RE IN A NEW TOWN

No. 1845198

File: 1704806129711.gif (376.38 KB, 220x124, cat-club.gif)

>>1845195
THERE'S NO NEED
TO
BE
UN
HAPPY

No. 1845202

File: 1704806404699.gif (724.18 KB, 386x500, wholetthecatsout.gif)

>>1845198
YOUNG MAN

No. 1845204

File: 1704806479978.jpg (45.46 KB, 612x557, istockphoto-1075926442-612x612…)

>>1845202
THERE'S A PLACE YOU CAN GO

No. 1845210

File: 1704806655774.gif (1.46 MB, 551x500, gokittygo.gif)

>>1845204
I SAID YOUNG MAN

No. 1845212

We cum at the same time
You make it feel like the first time
Promise never tell a lie
You're not just another guy!!!!!

No. 1845214

File: 1704806804154.gif (619.92 KB, 498x498, dj-cat.gif)

>>1845210
WHEN YOU'RE SHORT ON YOUR DOUGH

No. 1845223

File: 1704807613442.gif (192.07 KB, 141x106, animated-cat-image-0394.gif)

>>1845214
YOU CAN STAY THERE

No. 1845240

File: 1704809017243.gif (1.08 MB, 495x215, cats-dancing-cat-party-ezgif.c…)

>>1845223
AND I'M SURE YOU WILL FIND

No. 1845251

File: 1704810137182.gif (1.52 MB, 220x220, ZMycvSm.gif)

>>1845240
MANY WAYS TO HAVE A GOOD TIME

No. 1845257

File: 1704810314865.gif (33.9 KB, 250x200, YYYYYMCA.gif)

>>1845251
IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE
Y
M
C
A

No. 1845268

File: 1704810849099.gif (2.96 MB, 498x498, techno-cat.gif)

>>1845257
IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE Y.M.C.A.

No. 1845271

File: 1704811011699.gif (6.44 KB, 79x103, animated-cat-image-0509.gif)

>>1845268
THEY HAVE EVERYTHING

No. 1845285

File: 1704812180806.gif (623.8 KB, 400x398, disco-disco-party.gif)

>>1845271
FOR YOUNG MEN TO ENJOY

No. 1845300

File: 1704812823091.gif (5.62 KB, 106x219, hanginthere!.gif)

>>1845285
YOU CAN HANG OUT
WITH
ALL
THE
BOYS

No. 1845319

File: 1704814278812.png (1.07 MB, 1017x631, Screenshot 2024-01-08 at 11.00…)

>>1844948
No it’s champagne here have some. All of you.

No. 1845320

I hate having scary dreams

No. 1845326

File: 1704814542420.jpg (76.55 KB, 1044x1300, 67327474-happy-cat-holding-gla…)

>>1845319
Thanks anon

No. 1845338

>>1845138
between a 6 and 7

No. 1845346

File: 1704816538056.gif (552.5 KB, 415x498, pusheen-cat.gif)

>>1845300
IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE Y.M.C.A.

No. 1845352

File: 1704816658658.gif (21.45 KB, 288x120, animated-cat-image-0086.gif)

>>1845346
IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE
Y
M
C
A

No. 1845357

File: 1704816883303.gif (2.18 MB, 498x493, beatcats-bathtub.gif)

>>1845352
YOU CAN GET YOURSELF CLEAN

No. 1845358

File: 1704816944829.gif (47.72 KB, 260x163, singyourheartout!!!!!!.gif)

>>1845357
YOU CAN HAVE A GOOD MEAL

No. 1845359

I actually liked the no1curr thread, it should be remade

No. 1845362

>>1845359
We have this thread though

No. 1845363

I got my Samsung galaxy fold 4 a year ago and I'm still in love with it. The screens are amazing. It's so lovely all the features. Split screening your phone. Using it as a tablet. Folding it closed when you're watching YouTube in bed and need to go to sleep. It just looks amazing and I'm sure there's a load of things I don't even know about it that makes it good. You can fold it and take selfie easily of yourself and you just wave and it starts a countdown timer. 14 year old me would have died. I love my phone I hope it gets to go to heaven with me

No. 1845367

>>1845363
i'm glad you like it nonnie, i want to get a Z flip personally but i think i see it owned by people that prefer it for aesthetics n stuff, i've seen more negative reviews of it on YT than positive but i haven't come round to watching them.

No. 1845368

File: 1704817326129.gif (22.42 KB, 275x174, meandmenonnies.gif)

>>1845358
YOU CAN DO WHAT EVER YOU FEEL

No. 1845376

Why is every single TV show about kids having sex

No. 1845378

File: 1704817703190.gif (717.97 KB, 498x413, dxlm-dogelumens.gif)

>>1845368
YOUNG MAN

No. 1845383

>>1845363
Android shill detected

No. 1845384

File: 1704817814680.gif (861.77 KB, 220x166, cat outdancing a moid.gif)

>>1845378
ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?

No. 1845388

File: 1704818212359.jpg (48.78 KB, 644x652, 1943b449057e20b4.jpg)

Help I'm scared, I was on computer in my kitchen when suddenly I heard a loud bang, almost like a gunshot! It seemed to come just above my head and I can't find the source anywhere. My dog also started to bark so I wasn't imagining. Is it a ghost or will my apartment explode or something??

No. 1845393

>>1845388
Is it cold? My house has been making noises the last couple days that I haven't heard in a while just from temp

No. 1845394

I will never forget you Education Connection girl, thank you for giving the world this earworm. I hope she's doing well.
>GET CONNECTED FOR FREE WITH EDUCATION CONNECTION

No. 1845395

>>1845363
I'm glad you like it, I'll wait until the engineering behind hinge develops more but I'm so hyped for flip phones coming back. Smartphones in general lack variety in design and it sucks.

No. 1845396

>>1845393
Hmm it was very cold just few days ago, and temperature has risen very fast. Maybe that's it!

No. 1845397

>>1845388
chill nonnie, some upstairs neighbour probably just dropped something real heavy, sometimes when i drop cuboid-shaped thing(like a book or box) it makes a bang sound too

No. 1845400

File: 1704818854544.gif (215.75 KB, 280x280, beta215.gif)

>>1845384
I SAID YOUNG MAN

No. 1845404

Ordered hello kitty pyjama pants to make myself feel better for the month I'll be laying in bed
>>1845400
What a cutie

No. 1845412

File: 1704819911522.gif (3.79 MB, 498x498, catshakira-cat.gif)

>>1845400
WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE?

No. 1845438

>>1845359
most of the discussions in there (the dolls, sanario stuff, anime) could've easily gone on /m/

No. 1845441

File: 1704822161864.gif (82.46 KB, 150x98, catrave.gif)

>>1845412
I SAID YOUNG MAN

No. 1845445

I hate it when I fart really hard and the air is so hot and warm it feels like I’m shitting

No. 1845455

File: 1704823204368.gif (275.28 KB, 220x193, 1606385744_281884.gif)

>>1845441
YOU CAN MAKE REAL YOUR DREAMS

No. 1845456

>>1845438
I'm the anon who first posted about Monster High and it's not the same. The /m/ doll thread is very slow moving. I tried posting in there about how much g3 sucks to hopefully talk to like-minded anons but nobody ever replied. People are way more open to discussion on /ot/.

No. 1845457

>>1845362
>>1845438
It had nice discussion and it was less dead than this thread, this thread is for shit posting now apparently
Only thing is that the op was too hyper specific with the green text

No. 1845458

>>1845456
I think if we explain the circumstances in /meta/ there's a big chance of it being re opened, the discussion was super chill and a lot of people were using it

No. 1845463

>>1845458
>>1845457
>>1845456
>>>/meta/67562
I posted this if anyone wants that no1curr thread re opened be sure to follow up!

No. 1845468

>>1845445
I farted so hard yesterday I literally felt my underwear puff out like swim trunks when you get into water

No. 1845473

I want to stop smoking because it makes my throat itch but I also want to end my life

No. 1845476

File: 1704824927732.png (224.35 KB, 500x313, tumblr_2c6b4ef67662f2ce09b5d2c…)

I wonder what the original Just Girly Things author is doing right now…

No. 1845484

>>1845476
damn. Nobody cares?

No. 1845488

>>1845484
You are incapable of joy.

No. 1845490

I'm loving the YMCA cats. Excellent use of the dumbass shit thread.

No. 1845493

>>1845488
I’m sorry I should’ve said samefag I meant “nobody cares” as in why does no one care kekk

No. 1845495

>>1845490
I wish the YMCA had cats at the front desk instead of men

No. 1845501

File: 1704827264931.gif (2.29 MB, 498x256, aristocats-cat.gif)

>>1845455
BUT YOU'VE
GOT
TO
KNOW
THIS
ONE THING

No. 1845502

>>1845493
Oh sorry kek I thought it was some anon being aggressive over nothing. Ngl I was so shocked when she came out as a lesbian because of how stereotypically straight her blog was but I love seeing her with the same energy but with women, it’s sweet.

No. 1845504

There's this guy at the gym I was crushing on because he's wow, tall as heck, long legs, fit but not bulky, crazy strong too. I ran into him today on the street so I got a good look at his face and he has the stupidest face I've ever seen. I'm mourning.

No. 1845508

>>1845504
my condolences nona, but you can just put a bag over his head

No. 1845515

File: 1704828412645.jpeg (70.13 KB, 500x500, 4a6aec7e-b34a-43da-8a93-5de48d…)

This is the worst Oui flavor. The chocolate is flavorless and the vanilla is too tangy. I am eating this right now and lowkey questioning if it started fermenting, but I think that's just the flavor. I bought three jars too cause this was all they had.

No. 1845523

I've been rained on

No. 1845525

>>1845515
That sucks cause I love Oui and this sounds really good. Their coffee one is amazing

No. 1845526

Little rant but not really a vent. I follow a woman on IG who gives out food (snacks, and meals that are sometimes fastfood and sometimes homemade) and supplies to homeless people on Skid Row and livestreams it, and it disgusts me to see people judging her for the type of food she gives out. People are so judgemental towards those who help the needy without actually helping anyone themselves. If you don't give out food and supplies to the homeless then you cannot judge someone else's charitable efforts.

No. 1845532

They're selling easter sweets and chocolates already. Absolute madness!.. So anyway I bought some. I am the demand

No. 1845534

>>1845532
Im saw stores with their Valentines stuff already in stock and it honestly shocked me. I forgot we're in January, time is going by too fast.

No. 1845537

kerasal'd my feet we are so back baby!

No. 1845573

The swiftness in which kiwifags ban you from their site when they get scared you’ll post their addy or something like lmao

No. 1845577

>>1845526
I wonder if we follow the same person. She gives them a choice of juice or water, fruit snack or cake, etc. She's super sweet. it all comes out of her own pocket. People are horrible and will judge you no matter what you do. It's so much easier for people to say bs online than to get up and do anything. It's how we're in a situation right now where someone will post a genuinely wholesome video and be bombarded with # FREE PALESTINE etc because they took a starbucks cup in the background. it's annoying online empty activism that is so prominent today. I hope that woman is doing well. She is doing many good things.

No. 1845578

>>1845534
Companies are pushing holiday crap so much. I am a huge lover and celebrater or Halloween, but I was pretty perturbed to see Halloween items in stores by even as early as end of July last year. You dont even get to do the whole 'day after' sales because 30 days in, they're onto the next holiday.

No. 1845583

File: 1704833565367.jpeg (1.04 MB, 1284x1740, FDA7AD8F-B9BC-4ECB-933B-C902E9…)

I’m 2024 Paul mescal is going to be shilled as the new heartthrob.

No. 1845591

>>1845583
Didn't that already happen and fail?
He's already got a reputation in parts of the UK as a manwhore, let's see if he gets cancelled instead

No. 1845622

>>1845583
Idk him but if he gets a few more wrinkles he can be the Sexiest Man Alive according to Media Corp (tm).

No. 1845690

File: 1704841226230.jpeg (181.77 KB, 957x1021, IMG_0649.jpeg)

I woke up on the wrong side of bed and I spilled coffee on your white tee, I burned your bacon, burnt your pancakes, and my hand. It’s not my day, I hope he understaaaands

No. 1845695

Updated my profile picture and my ex's best friend checked the group chat again. He dumped me a year and a half ago and yet both him and his best friend never left MY friend group's chat but occasionally look at it every few months. Thankfully my friends finally agreed to make a new one but at this point it really felt like a way to keep tabs on me even though he fucked things up.

No. 1845702

I’m imagining if there were posts about Gypsy Rose Blanchard in the celebricows threads now kek. She’s “famous” now but it’s more like when everyone is being extremely fake nice to a sped kid.

No. 1845721

>>1841808
a common story

No. 1845755

File: 1704846355089.jpg (36.25 KB, 431x622, f6187170a9157e5a9a469078406ac6…)

I've started playing Minecraft again after a long time and it's so crazy to see how much the nether has changed, I really had no idea until recently. It used to just be one biome with mobs like blazes, pigmen, ghasts etc… Now there's multiple different biomes, and new plants, and new mobs like picrel, which are ugly in vanilla Minecraft, but very cute with the stuff pack I have. I think I'll try to take a strider home and keep it as a pet. I think it's a very good thing that Notch sold the game.

I hope no one saw that I accidentally made this post a thread kek

No. 1845792

File: 1704847834124.jpg (35.01 KB, 631x680, 20240109_193144.jpg)

These tunnels and the areas around them are full of trash and garbage and this one image of highchair is going to create pizzagate proportions of satanic panic. Not that im saying hasidic jews don't molest children, they totally do on catholic priest scale of proportion. But im not ready for the qanon sex trafficking tunnel fanfiction that's going to arise from this, it's only January

No. 1845805

File: 1704848393372.jpeg (709.97 KB, 1170x1421, IMG_5503.jpeg)

cinnamoroll's friends recently appeared in a short so maybe they'll actually get a soft launch in the west?

please

No. 1845814

>>1845805
Oh a biracial and black cinnamonroll

No. 1845820

>>1845814
Arent they so cute?

No. 1845834

>>1845814
They prefer to be called chocolate-cinnamonroll and caramel-cinnamonroll.

No. 1845844

File: 1704850009582.jpeg (91.85 KB, 800x450, IMG_8943.jpeg)

>>1845834
They come in all shapes and flavors, including demon

No. 1845846

I can't pronounce anonymity

No. 1845848

>>1845846
Very cool.

No. 1845850

File: 1704850158871.jpg (669.17 KB, 2576x1984, 20240106_190929.jpg)

So funny when fags are so lonely they'll just harass women by any means necessary because it's the only thing that makes them feel something. Like if that's what gets your heart pumping just die already damn

No. 1845857

>>1845850
I know who you are

No. 1845862

>>1845857
No you dont

No. 1845867

>>1845846
Just say anon and as many nimity's as you want

No. 1845868

>>1845846
I can't say jail cell without it sounding like "jail sail" or "gel cell"

No. 1845869

>new years resolution is to quit lolcow because of stupid infighting in threads i like
>a week later
>hmm i wonder if lolcow has changed
>still stupid infighting
Goodbye again nonnas, I will see you next month. This thread is the best thread here and I hope you all have a great new year

No. 1845871

File: 1704850832307.jpeg (93.13 KB, 750x1004, IMG_5523.jpeg)

>>1845814
Sidebar to add that I love all the brown hello kitty edits I've seen

No. 1845876

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No. 1845882

>>1845876
It’s the fat retard prostitute who haunts the celebrcow thread and defends all the famous casting couch escorts

No. 1845885

>>1845882
What are you even talking about?

No. 1845886

if the celebricows thread maker is here, i suggest that pic of ariana shooped as the girl from the grinch movie. (couldn't post the reply there since it's maxed out). or combine that pic with the ethan slater one so they're next to each other

No. 1845887

>>1845882
many anons dislike fags

No. 1845894

>>1845882
You need psychiatric intervention.

No. 1845895

>>1845885
An enraged prostitute was seething and sharting at farmers making fun of female celebrities who wear things like see through clothing, bodysuits, lingerie, pieces of net and tape etc to events. Generally the get made fun of for looking trashy in the celebrity thread but some morbidly obese prostitute started chomping out in the last one and calling everyone fags

No. 1845899

>>1845895
You're retarded I think because I posted >>1845850 and it has nothing to do with celebricows. Take your meds immediately, you're shaking with rage and delusion.

No. 1845901

>>1845899
Be quiet and go back to your creepy alleyway clients you retarded fatass

No. 1845913

>>1845908
Aren’t they usually building low income housing or halfway house type places?

No. 1845915

File: 1704852907919.jpg (194.79 KB, 736x920, 7fbaa054b39e917a3ea9a2433be716…)

I really hate when I see celebs and rich people building homes to tack homelessness. It's like they think homeless people are homeless cause there's not enough homes. You can be the home, but where are they gonna get the money to afford it? It's like they're tackling homelessness backwards, worry about money and then worry about having enough homes.

No. 1845916

Does anybody even read the thread recaps for the celebricows threads? Can’t we just make one immediately

No. 1845917

>>1845915
You and me are on the same wavelength because I was just thinking the last few days about how this boring aesthetic is copy paste cookiecutter what every rich middle aged gay swinger couples Brooklyn brownstone looks like.

No. 1845918

what the fuck even is “gunts”

No. 1845919

>>1845918
"Gunt" is an insult saying a woman has fat over her cunt. Gut cunt. Gay men love the phrase.

No. 1845922

>>1845919
Oh that has nothing to do with what I was originally saying about how what they were wearing was indecent, it hasn’t to do with their physical bodies but the content of what they’re choosing to wear

No. 1845924

>>1845918
Isn't it that edgy manga with a bishounen antagonist?

No. 1845925

>>1845869
>This thread is the best thread here
kek maybe like a gazillion threads ago, but since around june of last year? no

No. 1845928

Damn why do anons always feel a need to drag their insights from thread to thread???? Mods need to start banning for that again

No. 1845931

>>1845924
Cackling

No. 1845932

>>1845925
Yea what was that gay ymca shit earlier when I see that the dumbass shit being spammed and no one talking I'll leave. There hasn't been any good insightful convos in ages

No. 1845938

>>1845901
You're both male and schizo for sure because you're harassing me over a post that made you feel HIT, dog.

No. 1845940

>>1845932
i was thinking more of the infights that happen in literally every edition of these threads for the past year and a half. the ymca posting is a breath of fresh air in comparison

No. 1845941

>>1845940
I evidently missed that because I have no idea what you're talking about kek

No. 1845944

>>1845940
You have a theory on why so many infights happen in these threads?

No. 1845949

>>1845944
The answer is always men.

No. 1845959

>>1845949
If it's not men there must be some ugly girls on lolcow that haven't been sociliased enough.

No. 1845965

>>1845959
ok moid

No. 1845971

>>1845959
You can't even spell social, faggot

No. 1845972

>>1845938
You’re just insecure because you’re a mammoth prostitute who wears ugly skimpy shein clothing, so you have to defend the cheap a-list prostitutes who dress similarly because seeing them get made fun of for it makes your face burn red

No. 1845973

>>1845971
I'll spell how I like in this thread full of illiterates

No. 1845974

>>1845972
Keking because I'm none of these things and you're really really mad

No. 1845977

>>1845974
How you post indicates you're ugly.

No. 1845979

>>1845977
You're malding bro

No. 1845984

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No. 1845986

>>1845974
Then why are you defending bottom of the barrel industry plants who go full frontal at red carpet events? Because you relate to them and you’re all cheap large prostitutes

No. 1845990

>>1845984
Are you saying both infighters are the same fat scrote?

No. 1845994

>>1845986
See how fucking schizophrenic and retarded you are because I already told you my post wasn't about celebricows you bitter illiterate homo

No. 1845996

>>1845984
nayrt but what's with the creepy ai pics, can't you just use a meme

No. 1846003

>>1845994
And I already told you that you’re lying about that you bitter illiterate obese lot lizard

No. 1846013

>>1846003
You fags always think you're edgy and snappy because you spew your schizo ramblings at anyone who will read it. You're trying too hard.

No. 1846016

File: 1704855069361.jpeg (296.57 KB, 1342x996, IMG_3817.jpeg)

The fat prostitute in this thread shrieking and sharting about celebrity gunts as she gets forklifted to a different street corner

No. 1846017

I'd be so down for a board for 30+ farmers, is there a term for an elderly cow call it that. The young anons on this site in their early to mid 20s are too cringe. I thought my coworkers being aged 24 doing chubby bunny in the canteen was a special case and they're they're autistic but I'm starting to think it's not ironic anymore.

No. 1846018

File: 1704855104222.jpeg (33.15 KB, 474x355, 9876544333r55.jpeg)

>you're ugly!
>no YOU'RE ugly!
>no you're ugly
>well.. you're ugly!
What the fuck is this middle school tier infight

No. 1846021

i hate entitled newfags

No. 1846022

>>1846018
It's genuinely a man sperging across multiple threads.

No. 1846023

>>1846018
Ikr? At least the poster who does the "you sound fat" posts is actually kinda funny. This infight is just weird

No. 1846025

>>1846017
You sound like you think you’re pagan and can cure yourself out of a wheelchair

No. 1846026

>>1846017
make a 30yo+ anon thread

No. 1846027

>>1846023
It's the guy who spergs in celebricows freaking the fuck out

No. 1846029

>>1846025
You sound like you're a PC poster and you reminisce about being online to your online friends and have a strained relationship with your family and shower.

No. 1846030

>>1846025
I know you think you sound like Azealia Banks but it isnt working for you

No. 1846036

>>1846026
There is one in /g but I'd rather post and have a higher chance of not encountering a gen z retard

No. 1846038

>>1846029
I shower every day luv how’s the fat rolls smelling tho have you washed them today? Sorry the guy you were into was using you for free housing lol

No. 1846041

>>1846017
i think here used to be a 30+ thread? we should def have one anyway

No. 1846042

>>1846030
Hit a nerve huh

No. 1846043

>>1846038
I had more sex last month than you'll have in your lifetime fatty.

No. 1846047

>>1846042
I know you're depressed and your life sucks but I wasn't that anon im just reminding you that your braindead ad-libbing amounts to nothing

No. 1846048

>>1846043
Ew… not something to brag about but ok

No. 1846049

>>1846048
Grow up virgin. Sex is normal maybe it just seems abnormal to a weird bitch like you.

No. 1846051

>>1846047
Amounts to making you hella mad clearly. Sorry I lied to you when you were literally stalking me out of unhinged jealousy kek

No. 1846053

>>1846018
> why do celebrities keep showing their disgusting coochies on the red carpet
> pearl clutcher! Female nudity in public is empowering! Fag!
> you relate to them because you’re a fat prostitute who wears see through clothing
> illiterate fag! Schizo!
> fat prostitute!
That’s what the infight actually was

>>1846022
Stop scrotefoiling

No. 1846054

File: 1704855620427.jpg (43.73 KB, 828x652, 4fp37o.jpg)

Behind every nonsensical, overtly aggressive attempt at a ~sassy shady comeback~ is a ratfaced man with an engorged prostate and a shit-covered dildo collection rotting in his closet

No. 1846056


No. 1846057

if a thread recap not being present on an /ot/ thread is enough to make you leave the site then good riddance

No. 1846058

>>1846053
You keep samefagging and making up an entire novel out of two posts that any anon can go back and look at you retard. Do you have a brain tumor?

No. 1846060

>>1846054
this may be difficult for you to digest but there are unfortunately women who behave like this in real life..it’s tough out there

No. 1846061

>>1846057
Why make the thread if you couldn't be fucked to do it right then spam it and set it up for failure

No. 1846063

The pickme energies in here are off the charts aren’t you all too old to be acting like this?

No. 1846064

>>1846016
>>1845984
The one defending celebrities and their gunts being revealed is probably the fat moid, if anything. Scrotes love female disempowerment and normal cool women think it’s pathetic

No. 1846065

>>1846051
>you were literally stalking me
Oh so you are schizophrenic. The relief your family will feel when you eventually wander into traffic.

No. 1846066

>>1846060
And they're usually stinking

No. 1846068

>>1846064
Samefagging actual fag

No. 1846069

>>1846065
Kek Jesus you’re malding. You will never be picked I’m sorry

No. 1846071

>>1846064
Did you just watch ru Paul's drag race or something why are you using a faggot descriptor so much.

No. 1846072

>>1846054
so true, they will never be regina because they are male, faggots, and balding

No. 1846075

>>1846058
I haven’t samefagged, and I’m talking about an infight in celebricows and this thread, it wasn’t two posts

>>1846071
I have never used faggot as a descriptor, that’s what the other anon was doing

No. 1846078

>>1846075
Gunt is the word used by faggots. Saying faggot isn't a slur on lolcow. All men are faggots. This is common knowledge

No. 1846079

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No. 1846081

>>1846078
Don't engage with him. He won't stfu.

No. 1846083

>>1846061
Who spammed it? A lot of users got annoyed and dogpiled on me with responses if that’s what you’re referring to

No. 1846084

what does ballin means

No. 1846087

>>1846082
>you aren’t a woman because you’ve experienced hateful aggressive women firsthand in your lifetime of being a woman
What

No. 1846088

Goodbye horses
I'm flying over you
Goodbye horses
I'm flying, flying, flying
Over youUuhouUu

No. 1846089

>>1846079
Cute pic of u anyways I’m not fighting with 3 fat 40 year old women over this dude you can keep being desperado tho and enjoy being rejected over and over again or whatever. I’m outtie, have fun writing the dumbass catty replies. Id rather take another season of fishtank than this gay shit truly the last straw!

No. 1846090

>>1846078
Gunt is used by women all the time, especially on here, I never said faggot is a slur on here, and I never said all men aren’t faggots, and I’m not a male. I’m just trying to make fun of a dumb libfem prostitute who’s shrieking about her precious celebrities being made fun of for skimpy outfits

No. 1846092

>>1846082
basement dwelling level response

No. 1846094

>>1846089
Goodbye horses
I'm flying over you
Goodbye horses
I'm flying, flying, flying

No. 1846096

>>1846053
>Stop scrotefoiling
kek I fucking knew moids would eventually use this to get to shit up threads freely without being pointed out.

No. 1846099

>>1846088
Would you fuck me…?
…I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me so hard

No. 1846101

>>1846096
Hes genuinely malding. Notice how there's racebait happening in other threads at the exact same time hes seizuring and frothing at the mouth here.

No. 1846102

>>1846099
Ate that bullet good and deserved uh huh thats right

No. 1846104

I feel like I can tell a lot by the way a person's teeth is. I can definitely spot a gay man by his teeth. I can tell if someone is low intelligent by their teeth. I can tell if they've got a learning disability. There's a certain type of teeth that sluts have. I was blessed with good teeth.

No. 1846105

>>1846104
I have square shaped teeth that are straight on the top and crooked on the bottom what does that mean

No. 1846106

all men should drop dead the microsecond they turn 30

No. 1846109

>>1846105
Post a photo thats the only way to make a real observation you could have so many things giving you away

No. 1846110

>>1846104
People always point out my teeth looking strange but nope my dad just punched my teeth out as a preteen. Love that for me. Can people spot childhood abuse?

No. 1846111

>>1846110
Yeah of course. I wouldn't date any white gap toothed men they're all gay.

No. 1846112

>>1846104
No truth to this at all but love your self righteousness

No. 1846114

>>1846111
No babe I literally don’t have two front teeth because my dad decided to punched me at 10. My entire life people have been insensitive about my fake teeth. Fuck people.

No. 1846115

>>1846112
Science is based on observation and my cohort definitely backs up my hypothesis. I didn't choose to be born with this gift I can just read everyone like a book.

No. 1846116

>>1846111
You dont know the pain of having a gap tooth. When you're sucking dick and the inside of your mouth gets caught between the little gap and you have to move your lips to pull it out? Pain.

No. 1846119

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>>1846115
You actually cannot you're just a narcissist with a God complex

No. 1846120

>>1846114
Didn't dispute your dad punching your teeth out unless you're a white male don't worry about being a faggot

No. 1846121

>>1846109
I’m scared that I’m gonna get made fun of

No. 1846122


No. 1846123

>>1846119
Prove me wrong.

Design = structure = function. That's biology baby.

No. 1846124

>>1846104
Can you list the teeth traits for each of these I'm curious kek

No. 1846126


No. 1846129


No. 1846130

>>1846101
I’ve never posted racebait or anything remotely like that, calling an anon obese doesn’t mean I’m a scrote. You’re annoying and you can take your pickme libfem rhetoric elsewhere

No. 1846131

>>1846126
Your teeth is shaped like your lazy ass

No. 1846133

>>1846126
Why not? I don't want to accidentally date secret a low iq disabled gay man

No. 1846135

>>1846131
I don't have the lazy teeth set so you're wrong

No. 1846136

>>1846126
I don't have to see a picture of your face or teeth to know you have FAS

No. 1846139

>>1846130
Goodbye horses
I'm flying over youuuuu
Goodbye hoooorseees

No. 1846141

>>1846133
Then don't date men with a gap between their two front teeth and you'll be safe from that scenario at least

>>1846136
Girl you'd kill for my face shape now I know you're playing

No. 1846144

>>1846141
Why are you so unlikable

No. 1846145

>>1846144
Cause I'm better

No. 1846147

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>>1846141
GUUUURLLL YOUD KILL FOR MY FACE SHAPE HUNTY SIS SKSKSKS JAWLINE FLEEKY

No. 1846148

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No. 1846150

>>1846147
I know that moid keeping his mouth glued shut over his teeth is not talking to me

No. 1846156

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>>1846111
>they're all gay
hmm..that explains some things

No. 1846159

>>1846156
Definitely got some inbreeding in his family tree probably why god allocated him the gay gene.

No. 1846167

>>1846159
>everyone I dont like is gay or inbred
You will never be azealia banks, annoying homosexual.

No. 1846178

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I HATE SEEING THIS DROWNED CORPSE IN MY FUCKING MEMES! HE IS EVERYWHERE IN MY MEMES AND THUMBNAILS! WHY ARE MEN ALLOWED TO BE SO FUCKING UGLY! HE IS A PEDO 60 YEAR OLD TROLLS DOLL WHO KEEPS GIVING HIS OPIINIONS ON WOMEN! FUCK THE PICKMES WHO DESTORY FEMINISM BY FUCKING THIS CREATURE! FUCKING SAM HYDE SHOULD BE CONSIDERED BEASTEALITY!

No. 1846181

I got a cuticle infection, and everyday I just push on it and hope it's filled enough with puss for it to pop on it's own and relieve the pain. I refuse to pop it myself though, cause knowing me I'll make it worse.

No. 1846182

>>1846178
Ethically, I don't feel right calling underage girls "pickme"

No. 1846188

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>>1846167
>Matt Rife getting casually insulted for his looks like the botched little fag he is
>defending him with "you'll never be Azelia Banks!!1!"
NTA but you need to drink the integrate juice. This is lolcow.

No. 1846190

I wish we had a foodie beauty thread her last year milk was amazing and this year started with her sugar baby getting outed as a scat fetishist

No. 1846191

>>1846181
I got a hangnail hangnail
Hangin from my cuticle

No. 1846195

>>1846188
Thanks anon idk who the fuck anon thinks I am but I can assure everyone I am not Azelia Banks

No. 1846200

>>1846182
Im not talking about the literall children tardtard. Im talking about the retard WOMEN. I cannot wrap my head around such RETARDATION! I wish sam Hyde a very FUNKY TOWN!

No. 1846206

rhy doo brack peopre rove watelmeron(racebaiting)

No. 1846212

>>1846206
Quick PSA to the retarded NEWFAGS to not respond to this obvious bait before shitting the thread with infighting.

No. 1846216

>>1846212
oh shut up it’s not bait im just having fun it’s just like how in death note they call him “kira” instead of “killa”

No. 1846217

>>1846212
Why is scoobydoo posting racebait

No. 1846223

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Gross billionaires

No. 1846227

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she's so right

No. 1846228

>>1846223
i don’t understand why either of them are famous their concerts are just minstrel shows

No. 1846230

>>1846223
Why’s it okay for darkies to cosplay as white?(racebaiting)

No. 1846231

>>1846223
Beyonce looks beautiful, but I am upset that she's stealing Shayna's swag with the mismatched pinks

No. 1846232

>>1846188
Stop defending the actual faggot sperging across multiple threads. I don't like Matt rife, but this anon is retarded

No. 1846233

>>1846231
Billionaires are never beautiful. They are vermin who leech from the earth and need to be shot dead.

No. 1846234

>>1846227
About everything.

No. 1846235

>>1846233
She's a very pretty woman.

No. 1846237

>>1846235
She’s pretty because her billions can afford her the best photo shoppers and plastic surgeons. Fuck Beyonce and all the other rich fags. Burn the rich.

No. 1846238

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I downloaded a book about Marx and that was the first page kek

>>1846223
Jay-Z is so fucking ugly, I genuinely get triggered when I see his deformed face. Men like him should wear a mandatory paperbag over their visage.

No. 1846239

>>1846237
Ok. Not sure why you're trying to argue anon. No one spergs this hard when like, JKR gets brought up and complimented.

No. 1846240

>>1846239
Uhh JKR isn’t a billionaire

No. 1846242

>>1846240
Yes she is, wtf

No. 1846244

I remember when I was small there used to be kids who would suck the leftover crumbs off their cake wrappers

No. 1846245

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>>1846239
I hate rich people and Beyoncé is included. The beehive Can fuck off with their cult. Beyoncé wouldn’t even wanna be in the same room as you poors. Celebrity worship in 2024 is dead to me.

No. 1846247

>>1846239
It's because she actually spends her money on meaningful causes at times and doesn't just seem to do it to launder more money.

No. 1846249

>>1846242
Owning a single billion dollars worth of assets doesn’t actually mean that you’re worth that much

No. 1846250

>>1846245
Fun at parties huh

No. 1846251

>>1846245
That's fine anon, I'm not even a fan. I just said she looked nice.

No. 1846252

>>1846245
Ew she looks ghastly

No. 1846255

>>1846249
A net worth of $1b is still a billionaire regardless. And even if she's not exactly a billionaire, there's no way she's not pretty damn close.

No. 1846256


No. 1846257

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>>1846250
Very fun. The bitch hasn’t stepped out the house since 2002 without a wig on.

No. 1846258

Which women do you find extraordinarily pretty?

No. 1846259

>>1846257
Oh you're just weird and racist.

No. 1846260

>>1846245
It makes me laugh how she had that whole lyric in the one song about “bathing in bleach” to make her husband stop cheating on her or some retarded shit and it looks like she hasn’t stopped with the lightening treatments kekk

No. 1846262

>>1846260
Her skin is the same.

No. 1846263

>>1846258
The ones who aren’t billionaires running sweat shops. So not Beyoncé obviously.

No. 1846264

>>1846258
the women reading this

No. 1846266

>>1846258
I can’t actually recall the last time I saw a woman and thought to myself “wow she’s so beautiful”, as disappointing as that is to admit. A lot of women I see in person are either scary clowny cake faces or heavily ‘alt’ in a way that alters their appearances to the point where I can’t even make out what their natural face looks like

No. 1846267

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>>1846258
alexandra daddario is one of the prettiest women ever to me, i love her crazy eyes and chubby cheeks. apparently everyone on lolcow hates kat dennings but i think she's beautiful

No. 1846269

>>1846258
If I say, I'll probably get virtually stoned on here

No. 1846271

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>>1846262
Is it though

No. 1846272

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>>1846259
I hate billionaires of all shades. Stone the rich.

No. 1846274

>>1846271
You are a racist

No. 1846275

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>>1846272
Samefag but fuck Taylor swift while we are at it too, she’s got all the money we could ask for and still desperate for a man.

No. 1846277

>>1846274
>you’re racist because she hates herself and bleached her skin

No. 1846279

>>1846277
Her skin is the same, and she doesn't hate herself. Weird bitch.

No. 1846281

>>1846279
Nonnie. Her skin is clearly different multiple shades lighter in the secondary photo from over a decade later.

No. 1846282

>>1846267
She Looks like a Blythe doll if they were supposed to be ugly and easy

No. 1846284

>>1846272
>>1846271
this stuff without fail just makes me feel good about humanity as a regular reminder that even beautiful women have bad angles, can be caught on film mid-speech and look silly, get bloated after a meal, and so on. I guess that's never the intention of the people sharing photos though

No. 1846285

>>1846269
it's the dumbass shit thread anon, just say it, anons are occupied being weird about beyoncé anyway. No one's going to notice

No. 1846287

>>1846284
No anon they’re actually ugly and so are you. But the difference between you and them is they can pay millions to have their worst pictures scrubbed from the internet, have the best surgeons and photoshoppers. Burn the rich.

No. 1846288

>>1846267
no offense, but I find her so sexless from the neck up

No. 1846289

>>1846284
And you can also lose 5 shades off your skin in the span of about 20 years. How fascinating

No. 1846291

>>1846267
Doesn’t she have like medium sized boobs

No. 1846295

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>>1846282
she does look like a doll, sometimes people look worse in motion than they do on camera but she doesn't have a single bad angle. i like her as a final girl but i know what you mean by easy they always make her run around half naked unfortunately
>>1846291
kekk

No. 1846297

>>1846295
She’s ugly and weird looking there so she does have bad angles.

No. 1846299

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You were a man when you became a mod, you’re still a man(ban evading schizo)

No. 1846300

>>1846297
it's unfortunate you think so but anyway is there any woman you think is exceptionally beautiful or not really?

No. 1846301

>>1846299
>farmhands actually do something right for once
>must be a man!
kek

No. 1846303

>>1846300
Any woman that’s not a rich bitch who caters to pedophiles. So no famous women for me. I want celebrity worship done in 2024

No. 1846304

>>1846301
this might be a hard pill to swallow but the website itself is owned by a man and is moderated by multiple men(ban evading schizo)

No. 1846305

>>1846302
i respect that a lot beauty is only skin deep and stuff. is there a female philanthropist you think is cool?

No. 1846306

At this point I just assume every ‘celebrity’ is a gross animalistic excuse for a human who will sell any aspect of themselves for fame. Wouldn’t be surprised if I saw Beyonce in the black book.

No. 1846308

>>1846306
Beyoncé is just a well groomed slave to her pimp. I refuse to see her as anything more.

No. 1846309

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Just saw a disgusting moid manhandling my husbando, my skin is literally crawling and I can't make it stop. I could write an entire AM speech about how I feel right now. I have to take a shower. I hate how easily affected I am by things.

No. 1846310

>>1846309
isn’t a husbando a drawing or was this a real dude

No. 1846316

>>1846289
Lets be real here, beyonce probably died and got replaced just like avril lavigne. It's what they do in the music industry, they have to spill blood in their dark rituals, beyonce is famous to this day, you know that deal when the follower believe it so much it gives the followed powers and stuff? That's what they need, that power, so they spill powerful blood of a very famous and popular celebrity and do their satanic stuff and for that they get their wishes. Thats why you shouldn't be worshipping celebs, it gets them closer to their objective. That is true, the nwo is behind it all preaching their dark words (also known as pop music) to the common folk, bringing good people to the dark side, it is really hard to escape it, I know it, I like madonna.

No. 1846317

>>1846310
He isn't real and technically it was merchandise of him but he had his grubby unwashed paws clutching him without care. With his dead soulless pig-eyes I can only garner that it was someone without any love for him and was merely using his visage as nothing more than a prop to mistakenly heighten his vanity with a faux cuteness attribute.

No. 1846318

>>1846258
My mom, she’s so gorgeous at any age and I look almost exactly like her but I still find myself hideous and that makes me sad.

No. 1846319

>>1846318
This is the kind of people we need in the world. No more looking up to celebrities. Look up to your moms or sisters for fucks sake.

No. 1846320

>>1846318
Same here, my mother is unironically the most gorgeous woman I know. I look up a lot to her when it comes to doing my hair and such.

No. 1846343

>>1846258
there were two different women out with their husbands where I work. one looked like a combination of a weather lady and a victoria secret model. the other looked like a classic 50s-60s magazine front cover even though she was probably 60+ with a silver streak in her hair. absolutely elegant women.

No. 1846347

>>1846258
none i aint gay

No. 1846348

>>1846347
And that’s on period

No. 1846349

Found out fans call Zeke Yeager "Zook" jokingly and I can't stop laughing at that.

No. 1846350

>>1846258
I go to school with this lady who brings her baby to class and she's hands down the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, she almost looks like a carbon copy of the AT&T girl just with softer features and has a super soft and pretty voice and she is always a good mom to her baby which I find even cuter.

No. 1846371

why do men scream when they sneeze.

No. 1846372

I fucking love the word stodgy

No. 1846373

>>1846371
it makes me irrationally angry

No. 1846375

>>1846371
To prove how not gay they allegedly are

No. 1846376

>>1846372
I've never heard this word used as a burger. Sounds like a Harry Potter word.

No. 1846377

if you say someone is dead for long enough, they’ll die

No. 1846378

>>1846377
If you say someone is peeing long enough, they'll pee

No. 1846379

>>1846376
It is pretty much exclusively used in the UK, but I find it really useful.

No. 1846380

>>1846378
This anon just pissed her pants.

No. 1846389

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>>1846258
Anok Yai is the most gorgeous women that comes to the top of my mind. I guess that's kind of a cliche answer though! Shalom Harlow is another totally stunning woman.

No. 1846391

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>>1846258
Monica Bellucci

No. 1846393

>>1846377
Florence Pugh is dead, and has been dead for a very long time.

No. 1846402

Fiona Apple rules!

No. 1846406

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>>1846402
I want to see who'd win

No. 1846407

>>1846406
dude, Fiona Apple is a little skinny middle aged lady and Fiona Shrek is like a big ol bitch that was a warrior in one timeline and is a master of kung fu in the main timeline. Though Fiona Apple has the power of pitbull rage on her side…

No. 1846408

Holy shit i checked my autosaved passwords in google and i discovered i had an account in a gay porn site and like 4 furaffinity accounts kek. I have never watched porn and i am not a furfag what was wrong with 16yo me.

No. 1846409

>>1846407
Woah you know your Fiona lore, I trust your judgement. They should have a singing competition then

No. 1846412

>>1846409
Fiona Apple is a jazzy powerhouse but Fiona Shrek can explode creatures with her voice! Hard to say, but I'd like to watch it anyhow

No. 1846415

Travis on Yellowjackets pisses me off, he's a rude lil bitch with gay hair.

No. 1846424

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The sucky fanfic author I follow for the lols started writing for my husbando. She better not make this a regular thing..

No. 1846427

>>1846424
What makes her writing so "sucky" exactly?

No. 1846428

I love how americans pronounce peanut butter. Peena budder

No. 1846430

>>1840856
fame, hats, boyfriend

No. 1846432

I've been generally touching grass recently so I now go on social media and the latest trendy word is "pookie" and no words can describe how much I hate it. Typical pet peeve like how some people hate "hooman" pet account talk or words like "hubby", but it sounds so ridiculously childish and stupid to me kek. Does anyone actually call their partners this or am I just getting old and on the younger side of social media

No. 1846439

Can't decide whether to be sad or happy my husbando isn't well-known as a character and neither is the series he's from. I want more content of him but again I don't want bad low effort shit of him either.

No. 1846440

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Andrew is a great example of how being a gym rat does not guarantee or induce attractiveness. Funny how moids think putting on muscle or getting abs will make them 10/10s. Like nah retards, you're all still fugly. Andrew still looks like that goblin from those Amerimutt memes, and only faggots truly love roidpiggy gymrats.

No. 1846442

>>1846440
its because men all men bisexual. Men consider its gay to look like a pretty kpoopie boy/twink because its actually attractive so women, but will go in to extreme lengths to appeal to other men. It's not a coincidence men are always shilling the gym rat body type that gay men love, or trying to justify liking femboys and grooming other men into becoming femboys. Men are gay.

No. 1846443

>>1846440
"I don't sleep with vaccinated women" you don't sleep with any women I'm sure

No. 1846445

>>1846393
ootl, what's the new drama with her again now

No. 1846446

>>1846440
I bet Twitter moids sent her death and rape threats for this. Social media has become a breeding ground for them.

No. 1846451

>>1846440
It's the steroids and his inherent ugliness.

No. 1846469

>>1846318
this, i always say i think my mother is the most beautiful woman in the world. genuinely. i wish i resembled her more

No. 1846473

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>tl;dr ugly dude with a small youtube channel posts a video talking about being ugly and sickly, law student ex-model comments that she finds him cute, seeks way to befriend him privately despite him being not so into it initially; they end up meeting anyway and marry within a year

Why tf would she do it?

No. 1846475

>>1846473
this faggot confessed he slept with a 16yo in the same video, he's disgusting. Also wasnt he with a russian women that was kinda uggo too? men live on easy mode.

No. 1846476

>>1846473
Maybe she just hates herself.

No. 1846478

>>1846473
weird fetish or extremely low self esteem wanting to be the most beautiful or accomplished in the relationship.

No. 1846481

>>1846473
He's a pedophile who probably only hates being ugly because it makes it harder for him to pick up underage chicks as >>1846475 said. She's probably pedo too if she hit him up after watching the same video he admitted to raping an underage girl.

No. 1846484

>>1846481
its infuriating how men get away with the most heinous stuff. If a woman said she slept with a 16yo moids would have jumped to shit on her(rightfully so) like when mumkey's furfag gf confessed she slept with a 15yo. Meanwhile this fucking moid has a video with millions of views of him confessing to sleeping with a 16yo and no one seems to give a shit.

No. 1846493

>>1846484
tbh I've never seen men care about sth like that, if anything they'd congratulate the other moids for having sex. Unless the woman would be really repulsive

No. 1846496

>>1846493
they pretend to care about grooming when they want to ''own da libs'' or to show how women are ''as bad as them''

No. 1846526

I love to fight on the internet some people take thins so seriously

No. 1846530

File: 1704889703374.gif (6.24 MB, 480x480, i'm so sorry, i was in college…)

>>1845501
NO MAN

No. 1846536

>>1846530
you have to drop out of college and become a full time dumbass shitposter. we don't have time for nonnas who aren't COMMITTED

No. 1846537

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i hate rap music so fucking much. I unironically consider anyone that listens to any rap, trap, hip hop or reggaeton as a lesser creature.

No. 1846541

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>>1845931
i thought this was a cute anime choco boy yaoi

No. 1846542

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No. 1846547

File: 1704890709845.gif (22.75 KB, 220x220, will do.gif)

>>1846536
will do nonnie i was looking for phrases about honour and i found Meine Ehre heißt Treue but it's associated with the SS fuck

No. 1846548

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>>1846530
DOES IT ALL BY HIMSELF

No. 1846575

File: 1704893172126.gif (114.52 KB, 220x220, breakdance.gif)

>>1846548
I SAID YOUNG MAN

No. 1846620

File: 1704897140138.jpg (43.55 KB, 564x751, bby.jpg)

>>1846258
easy.
I couldn't find that one og candid of her with a drink in hand wearing a tiara in a club somewhere another browningfag come through please

No. 1846630

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>>1846258
Madeline Smith.

No. 1846633

>>1846258
my mother.

No. 1846634

>>1846633
no, my mom!

No. 1846637

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No. 1846640

>>1846637
How does he do it?

No. 1846641

File: 1704899344755.jpeg (316.57 KB, 844x655, IMG_5326.jpeg)

This type of “radfem” needs to go extinct. You’re literally more unkind to women than the average faggot and that’s saying something.

No. 1846642

>>1845868
jail sail gives you a little bit of southern twang though

No. 1846643

>>1846637
idk why but I see kitty dancing to tom jones

No. 1846644

I have to talk about this somewhere and don’t want to pollute the TIM board on /snow/ with podcast sperging so I’ll mention it here. I love Todd in the Shadows, watched him since the Blip.tv days when he was dating Lindsay (which is how I found him) and he now makes a podcast with a host who trooned halfway through the podcast. I give them a dollar on patreon to hear bonus episodes, although I hate to pay a tranny hopefully most of it goes to Todd. Anyway, the tranny cohost (used to go by Danny so I’ll use that) in most recent patreon episode about The Idol (yes the LRD and Weeknd fiasco show) and Danny was like “this isn’t shocking. He should’ve gone more dark and sexual” just completely not caring about the misogyny and actually wishing for more misogyny and sexual violence. Wtf is wrong with troons

No. 1846646

>>1846643
I sing she's a lady to my cat constantly.

No. 1846662

>>1846641
Agreed, in the next thread they started saying it’s okay to use derogatory language towards female celebrities because their basically prostitutes. Such moid logic, “oh well this woman is a whore so I can degrade her too”

No. 1846666

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No. 1846683

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>>1846666
kek all the quotes. I love women roasting men i wish it was more common. We are so kind to men even though they commit 98% of crimes against humanity and aesthetics.

No. 1846685

>>1846662
It’s like as soon as a woman does something they don’t agree with, they have free reign to spew whatever vile misogynist abuse they want at her because “she’s asking for it for pandering to moids”. They have absolutely no values and no integrity.

No. 1846688

>>1846683
I genuinely think that these luv all bodies types uwu!! trope is only pushed by Americans since most of the moids there are obese. I fucking hate these tifs who are harassing her clearly a sign of jealousy

No. 1846692

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>>1846575
PUT YOUR PRIDE ON THE SHELF

No. 1846696

>>1846683
I shit on men straight to my nigel's face, I don't care

No. 1846699

>>1846688
I have seen a lot of equally retarded pickmes from around the world. I would give all my savings to a stacy that openly hates ugly men.

No. 1846700

I prefer my "men" with XX chromosomes and a vagina thanks

No. 1846703

>>1846700
Kek but actually. I’m bi and one thing I like about TiFs is that they take the things I do like about men and put them on something better, a woman. Penises are whatever.

No. 1846706

I like dogs and think borzoi look nice, but after watching videos of them, I've come to the conclusion they are obnoxious high energy weirdos.

No. 1846707

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all USAmerican-French animosity can be boiled down to "America is fat and gay" and "France is skinny and gay"

No. 1846708

File: 1704904476994.gif (11.21 MB, 498x498, givekith.gif)

>>1846692
AND JUST GO THERE

No. 1846709

>>1846707
the japanese had to create a term to describe how dissapointing france is as a country, that says a lot

No. 1846711

>>1846709
No, only Paris.

No. 1846713

>>1846709
are you trying to cause another infight? shut up, you're gay, i'm gay, we're all gay, cmhere give me bise, mwah

No. 1846715

>>1846713
what would i fight about your gay ass country being dissapointing everyone who has gone to france say its ugly and smelly

No. 1846718

>>1846715
nice try, i'm neither burger nor baguette, you can't annoy me

No. 1846719

File: 1704904969080.gif (3.41 MB, 498x275, jdg-cat.gif)

>>1846708
TO THE Y.M.C.A.

No. 1846721

nonas I’m hungry so tell me what country you think has the best food. I vote Italy.

No. 1846724

I kind of look like my husbando physically minus the skin tone and height. Maybe I'll become him. No trooning out or anything but just be in a semi-cosplay 24/7 of him with aesthetics.

No. 1846726

File: 1704905242295.gif (5.46 MB, 256x320, breakdancepart2!.gif)

>>1846719
I'M SURE
THEY
CAN
HELP
YOU
TO
DAY

No. 1846727

If I become more pretty (punch him in the face), will he finally like me (die slowly and painfully)?

No. 1846728

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>>1846721
Afghanistan! biased but we have the best bread

No. 1846729

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No. 1846736

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seeing anons insult adam sandler reminded me of this

No. 1846738

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>>1846736
and then of course there's the original fugly slut template for any male of your choice

No. 1846741

File: 1704906068607.gif (2.07 MB, 498x272, cat-singing.gif)

>>1846726
IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE Y.M.C.A.

No. 1846751

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>>1846741
IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE Y.M.C.A.

No. 1846755

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>>1846751
YMCA AYY AYY

No. 1846756

>>1846721
Thailand maybe. I love Thai food. Thai eggplant with tofu? Mmmmmm

No. 1846759

the only place I ever seen YMCA played unironically in person was during rodeos. you know it's not her first rodeo if she knows all the arm motions to YMCA.

No. 1846771

>>1846685
>>1846662
>>1846641
This is an anonymous imageboard, always give the benefit of doubt. Recently there are scrotes trying to blend in using our term and some topics we discuss (for example pregnancy) to go on misogynistic rants to the point they even get redtexted for it as moids. Some of them even go to 4chan to brag about it and give using our lingo as a tip to not get banned. If it walks like a duck, it most likely is one.

No. 1846784

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>>1846755
THEY HAVE EVERYTHING

No. 1846788

>>1846771
You're right and we should take that sort of rambling with a grain of salt, but also I met a woman on here who was a "black-pilled radfem" and very sincerely believed that women who are raped just wanted to be victims due to their female socialization and true victims are "exceedingly rare." So I don't doubt there are also deranged farmers who praxis themselves into misogynistic pretzels.

No. 1846789

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>>1846784
FOR YOUNG MEN TO ENJOY

No. 1846808

>>1846427
Terrible characterization and applying black stereotypes (e.g. drug dealer, rapper, stripper, drives a hellcat, etc…) to characters that aren't even black but it doesn't matter because it's cringe either way

No. 1846810

File: 1704909872093.gif (317.29 KB, 220x212, WITHALLTHEBOYS.gif)

>>1846789
YOU CAN HANG OUT WITH ALL THE BOYS

No. 1846812

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>>1846810
IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE Y.M.C.A.

No. 1846814

>>1846721
China, best place to shop for food, got the whole of Asia in their markets.

No. 1846818

File: 1704910393271.gif (2.58 MB, 498x488, 9cbdedd469b9795a37b370223db896…)

>>1846812
IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE
Y
M
C
A

No. 1846838

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So many places are understaffed but no one is hiring. People are even struggling to get basic fast food jobs. Post-covid America, I guess.

No. 1846896

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>>1846818
YOU CAN GET YOURSELF CLEAN

No. 1846898

>>1846537
I completely agree with you but there are a few hip-hop songs from the 90s that I do like. That shit's good but nothing else is.

No. 1846903

File: 1704914920755.gif (1.28 MB, 498x498, bopbopbopping.gif)

>>1846896
YOU CAN HAVE A GOOD MEAL

No. 1846904

>>1846715
fuck off dipshit. you've never even been to france
>>1846896
can you quit spamming the thread? use retarded shitpost already
>>1846814
seconded. china is amazing when it comes to food, you get varied cuisine from all over the country plus hugh quality food from the rest if asia. man i miss shanghai

No. 1846909

File: 1704915291306.gif (782.78 KB, 320x180, catdance.gif)

>>1846903
YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU FEEL

No. 1846912

>>1846838
it's really hard…they won't even bother to give me a rejection email

No. 1846914

>>1846904
plz be irony…they have literal boy piss soups and a problem withj street food using sewer oil.

No. 1846920

File: 1704915891720.jpg (63.91 KB, 480x540, 1000013282.jpg)

Michelle Obama. Lady Gaga. Megan Thee Stallion. All of these women were accused by moids of being trannies for dumb shit like height or perceived attractiveness. I guess it doesn't happen a lot because I can only name three famous women this happened to, but it's weird that it happened three times.

No. 1846930

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Native now has a line of Girl Scout Cookie body washes and deodorants. Who thought of this?

No. 1846932

File: 1704916607788.jpeg (11.92 KB, 225x225, download.jpeg)

>>1846930
Samefag but there's 100% gonna be someone who tries to eat this kek

No. 1846933

>>1846930
a fucking genius, nona, that's who!

No. 1846977

File: 1704918346772.gif (324.89 KB, 200x158, dance dance dance.gif)

>>1846909
YOUNG MAN

No. 1846982

>Open instagram stories
>'Yaw I don't really have many friends'
>'Imagine having a best friend lawl'
>'Yeah my friends organized a surprise party for me a while ago'
Girl what?
>>1845805
So cute!

No. 1846990

>>1846982
Who the fuck is such a no-personality having mother fucker that she takes up acting friendless as a quirk?

No. 1846995

>>1846982
Tell her to stop being retarded or you'll show her what being friendless is like lol

No. 1847000

aintnobodygonnaputupwithurshitthewayidonenobodycomingheretosaveuididenough yyYYuuuu noone lookgoodwithme but Yuuuuu

No. 1847002

>>1847000
Odetari?

No. 1847004

Learned mandirian to have chinese people come up to me and talk to me still in broken english wtf, like i hear YOU speak mandririan PLEASE

No. 1847007

>>1847002 yes . yes.

No. 1847011

>>1847004
Learning Mandarin and wanting to practice by speaking with people in Mandarin > Mad when they do the same thing but in English

No. 1847016

>>1847011
No but they speak FINE english usually
>be me
>at store
>lady talks in mandirian
>confused about where to buy (floor has 2 levels)
>tell her in mandirian
>she speaks conversational english
I am not white so idk

No. 1847022

>>1847004
They do this in Japan too. A lot of them want to practice their english, but most native to that language do appreciate you speaking to them in their own tongue. mandarin is hard to learn, so good on you, nonnie.

No. 1847027

>>1847016
>>1847004
>>1847004
>mandirian
not to be a bitch but it's "mandarin" anon
tbf there are so few foreigners who speak chinese even in china that it's usually a safer bet to for them assume any non-asian person will speak english.

No. 1847029

I NEVER drink because alcohol and drugs are not me, but I drank a few days ago and now I'm smelling and tasting alcohol in so many foods. Foods that absolutely wouldn't have alcohol in them. It's absolutely terrible. I can't tell if I'm going crazy or if the food I'm eating is coincidentally fermenting or something

No. 1847030

>>1847023
I can't type, palms sweaty and this website is being shit on my decade old cellphone but thanks nonnie >>1847022 this makes sense because my international student friends were not like this at all but its been awhile ig

No. 1847033

>>1847029
I swear once i drink its like huffing nail polish remover everywhere I go and everything I taste too tf

No. 1847067

Gin andd wine always fine

No. 1847108

>>1847030
mom's spaghetti

No. 1847112

>>1847108
She's nervous, but on the surface, she looks calm and ready

No. 1847122

peed on a pregnancy test and it was inconclusive fck its only been 6 days since my period was expected (use an app) but still

No. 1847123

>>1847112
To drop bombs, but she keeps on forgetting

No. 1847131

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>>1847007
Girl, you got me smilin'
When I'm lookin' at ya
I don't wanna fall iiinnn
Girl, you got me, smilin'
When I'm lookin' at ya
I don't wanna fall iiinnn

No. 1847147

>>1846646
bless you and your kitteh

No. 1847156

File: 1704927955899.gif (39.49 KB, 480x480, SHOES.gif)

>>1846977
I WAS ONCE IN YOUR SHOES

No. 1847158

>>1847122
I got another one and it was negative nice

No. 1847171

>>1847123
what she wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud

No. 1847180

>>1846920
Wtf. Isn’t Lady Gaga like five feet tall?

No. 1847184

>>1847180
The height thing had more to do with Michelle and Megan, but I do remember that Lady Gaga was rumored to be a tranny

No. 1847187

>>1847180
I looked it up after seeing your comment and I can't believe she's not on the tall end of 5'

No. 1847195

>>1846930
Their deodorants smell good but somehow leave me stinkier after a day than if I had not used anything.

No. 1847197

Hyaluronic acid sodium salt

No. 1847201

>>1847187
I always thought she was short or average since the first time i saw her in that Alejandro MV

No. 1847237

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No. 1847243

>>1847184
I think it started because she flashed an audience at a concert and people thought she had tucked a dick because the video had like 3 pixels and you couldn't see her labia.

No. 1847251

New thread >>>/ot/1847248

No. 1847601

>>1846440
what even are his nipples? they look like ugly cockroaches



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