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No. 1832775

palindrome edition
last thread >>1828726

No. 1832781

and 5 6 7 8

No. 1832782

161# tihS ssabmuD

No. 1832784

>>1832780
>o-ok discord kitten!
Go back to huffing your poppers, you’re humiliating yourself on here

No. 1832786

>>1832784
dont bring infighting here

No. 1832787

Infighting General #1610000000: No bob cuts edition

No. 1832788

Melatonin again. AMA.

No. 1832789

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No. 1832790

>>1832786
It’s not infighting if it’s a neutral statement

No. 1832791

I can kind of get where the horse furry is coming from. If I had to e-whore it up I'd rather do it with a fursuit cause then you can just take it off and nobody will know it's you unless you're retarded enough to post your actual face.

No. 1832792

>>1832789
Face reveals aren’t encouraged here

No. 1832793

>>1832791
He's defended beastiality with his real face attached though.

No. 1832794

>>1832793
real life beastality too before anyone brings up the fiction argument

No. 1832797

>>1832791
he shares his nudes online

No. 1832798

>>1832793
What the fuck why would anyone do that?

No. 1832799

File: 1703842337266.webm (8.35 MB, 886x1268, 1000012981.webm)

Some actor named Tranny Dorkman uploaded this video, with the obvious intention to get these Delta workers fired. I hope they don't get punished. Reposted this because I'm a picky bitch about spelling errors.

No. 1832802

>>1832798
He is very, very stupid.

No. 1832803

>>1832798
he's a zoophile

No. 1832806

why aren’t there more crazy serial killer esque women. that would be so hot. I want a woman to lock me in her basement and torture me, wtf

No. 1832807

>>1832797
>>1832802
>>1832803
Goddamn it. I swear, I've met like only 4 non-pathetic and completely sane furries. The rest are all degenerates who create an endless flow of milk and drama.

No. 1832809

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>>1832803
Of course there's gonna be faggots defending him.

No. 1832810

>>1832807
it doesnt surprise me how mentally ill fufags are. We have two mainstream furfag youtubers, one RP fart vore weight gain shit with minors, the other defended zoophilia. There is something inherently wrong with them.

No. 1832811

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Who’s up for soup?

No. 1832817

>>1832806
There are so many people who I wish I could kill but I don’t wanna disappoint my nigel

No. 1832821

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You awake from a slumber in a home you do not recognize. When you creep into the kitchen a woman begins throwing these at your head rapidfire. Wyd

No. 1832824

>>1832806
I could never do that to a woman

No. 1832829

>>1832824
but I want you to :(

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No. 1832835

>>1832821
Does she have to throw them at me? They’re pretty.

No. 1832838

>>1832835
Yes kill Bill style

No. 1832841

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No. 1832842

>>1832841
….by who? and what sample size?

No. 1832849

>>1832841
He's so doughy and pig-like

No. 1832853

>>1832841
Third from last place.

No. 1832856

i am convinced a youtuber i like is a footfag and flaunts his feet so much because he's teasing his feetfag fangirls

No. 1832861

>>1832856
If a man is flaunting his feet he is doing it for gays. Focus on yourself

No. 1832866

I'm trying to focus on studying but I keep getting distracted thinking about my ex's giant penis

No. 1832868

>>1832866
Did someone hit you on your head with a cattle prod to make you type this generated garbage

No. 1832874

>>1832866
You should call Jim

No. 1832888

>>1832861
its not my fault we cant have shit

No. 1832891

>>1832856
You know you need to link to him immediately

No. 1832934

>>1832779
thank you for trying anon, I was busy making grilled cheese I wasn't here when the last thread locked. I'll get there someday…..

No. 1832935

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Does love even exist anymore

No. 1832936

>>1832874
You disgust me.

No. 1832937

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>>1832866
Love story, uno y

No. 1832939

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>>1832874
Love story dos

No. 1832943

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>be me, browsing social media
>See whore advertising his body
>click on it because nothing better to do
THIS IS WHAT HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE. WHAT THE HELL

No. 1832949

>>1829206
i posted this the other day and just weighed myself for the first time in months and ive lost 4kg so i guess im actually retarded

No. 1833033

>>1832821
i catch them all bollywood movie style and run off with them.

No. 1833035

>>1832841
Asian Paul Dano lookin ass

No. 1833039

File: 1703860910818.gif (1.77 MB, 291x498, ich will nicht!.gif)

komm tanzen
ich will nicht
komm trinken
ich will nicht
komm schlafen
ich will nicht
komm spazieren
ich will nicht

No. 1833045

I forgot how many boomer apps exist. I'm playing WWII Trivia now, I feel like I'm back in school but it's pretty fun.
>>1833035
Holy shit

No. 1833092

>>1833039
OPPA GANGHAM STYLE

No. 1833115

my last.fm neighbors literally ALL have at least 2/3 of the exact same artists i'm so sick to death of it it's not like those are the only ones i listen to, only one of them is in my top artists or whatever. i want some variety here ! guess i'll have to manually find people through the shoutboxes of artists i like to acquire more music to listen to like i already used to do kek

No. 1833146

The worst part about commissioning furry art is having to wait for the furry art to be finished

No. 1833148

>>1833146
I wouldn't know

No. 1833160

I wanna burn a furry suit to see how long it'd take to turn to ash fully.

No. 1833164

>>1833160
With or without the furry inside? The suits looks pretty flammable, shouldn't be long.

No. 1833182

>>1833160
they are made of foam so it'd go up pretty fast

No. 1833190

>>1833160
I guarantee there's a furry with a fetish for this

No. 1833199

I didn’t sleep at all last night and now I can’t focus at work

No. 1833218

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I literally love going to dollar tree and seeing what fat quarters they have. I've been able to score some really cute patterns and they're cotton too. I'm not a seamstress or anything so I don't actually know how good they are, but they're fine for what I use them for.

No. 1833227

Monkeypox was so scary, and then it just vanished

No. 1833233

>>1833227
It was only scary if you're a loose faggot. Hmmm……

No. 1833234

>>1833233
That's like saying only gay men can get HIV anon. Sure it was most common amongst gay men, but there was a woman on Instagram who got it from work and that's when I got scared.

No. 1833238

>>1833227
Uh well were you running around having unprotected gay sex, you fucking faggot??

No. 1833240

>>1833234
how exactly did she get it from work? Did someone like sneeze at her or what

No. 1833242

>>1833240
I don't remember. It's somewhere in the monkeypox thread.

No. 1833246

>>1833242
Samefag but iirc she worked at a high traffic area where there are just a lot of body germs being spread. Like some kind of store or gas station or something

No. 1833251

If men don't want post-humous children who do they pop boners when they kick the bucket?

No. 1833252

>>1833238
Like AIDs sometimes you can get it from your dishonest cheating slut ""nigel"", you retard.

No. 1833253

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Well then maybe you shouldn’t have gone to a riot, retard

No. 1833254

>>1833253
Depends on what the riot was for.

No. 1833255

>>1833251
They're popping boners for the grim reaper to finally take their miserable y-chromosoid existences away.

No. 1833257


No. 1833259

>>1833253
Having an ankle bracelet is a big step up from jailtime. She should be counting her blessings.

No. 1833260

>>1833252
ok I don’t know why so many of you date men that you think are gay or could be fucking dudes. Like if you genuinely think your nigel is running around bottoming, and you STILL choose to stay with him, why? That sounds like you have yourself to blame if you get AIDS/monkeypox because you kept telling yourself he was straight

No. 1833263

I spent months wishing to be over her and now that I finally realized “huh. I actually don’t like her at all anymore,” now im sad about THAT. Why? It’s what I wanted. Right? RIGHT? Why am I so retarded. I guess I just miss how liking her made me feel and now I’m empty.

No. 1833264

>>1833260
Nta but you're kinda naive if you think women always know that they're boyfriends/husbands are cheating on them with men. There are tons of "down low" men who deceive women and live a double life, obviously women wouldn't just choose to be in a relationship with a gay man.

No. 1833265

>>1833260
I agree with you on the fact that if a woman knows and of has indisputable proof that her nigel is gay but still chooses to stay with him then it isn't entirely the nigel's fault. However, you have to remember that men lie and some can lie really fucking well.

No. 1833268

>>1833264
Samefag but also, regardless of if the woman knows or not, it is still his fault for spreading STDs and viruses.

No. 1833271

>>1833264
Women can smell when a man is a faggot from a mile away…especially if he’s sleeping in the same bed as you? Like he’ll literally smell like he’s been fucking around with a dude because gay men smell like feces(infighting)

No. 1833272

>>1833265
Check his hole he can’t lie about that

No. 1833275

Has anyone here ever dated a fag and found out later? What is it like being a beard?

No. 1833279

>>1833275
Wouldn't you know near immediately? Like his junk wouldn't work

No. 1833282

>>1833279
Exactly like wouldn’t there be a number of things that would reveal that he’s a faggot?

No. 1833296

All of my cats are girls

No. 1833311

>>1833279
Gay men can easily have sex with women, they've done it for millenia to use women to breed. They do the whole ancient Greek thing "women for business, men for pleasure". Every fag who's had a wife will say
>oh I came out of the closet after my children were grown
>I just felt so unfulfilled and didn't know boo hoo
>BTW I knew I was gay when I was 12 teehee

No. 1833320

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I appreciate that we're in an age of lolcow where our board-tan is being drawn more than ever. She's always been beloved but I think this is the most popular she's ever been, and anons even revived the name suggestion that was given when she was first created.

No. 1833326

FUCK I've been putting off on voting in the lolcow awards all this times and now it's about to end

No. 1833329

>>1833311
Absolutely true. Gay men will fuck female animals because it makes their dicks hard, why not human women?

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No. 1833338

>>1833320
>and anons even revived the name suggestion that was given when she was first created.
what for, she already has a name

No. 1833339

>>1833330
Kek okay I don't hate interracial couples as a whole, I just hate the ones that make interracially dating their whole personality, and fetishize their own kids. My family has some of those weirdos, and based on what their kids say, the kids don't like it either.

No. 1833340

>>1833338
Im talking about Elsie

No. 1833342

>>1833340
yeah, thats her name

No. 1833345

>>1833339
my dad and mom are different races, but they almost never mention it, the fact my brother and me look nothing like my dad was never even something I thought about.

No. 1833347

>>1833342
Yeah….and that's the name suggestion that was given when she was first created.

No. 1833348

>>1833330
It's very strange when interracial couples put so much focus on race, especially when it comes to their children. Not to say race doesn't matter at all, but when even you're pregnancy announcement is about race, I kinda think you should reevaluate because that is not going to be good. Their child is going to come out saying shit like "i was too black for the whites, and too white for the blacks".

No. 1833412

i wish there was a director's cut version of full metal jacket where Joker is forced to pick up the soap and it leads to a 30 minute yaoi scene. Maybe with AI…sigh.

No. 1833437

>>1833330
I think this is cute and it’s just a joke, unless that couple actually does make this their entire personality I can see this just being a one off joke.

No. 1833456

I wish I could hide entire posts sometimes, not just images

No. 1833457

>>1833330
Interracial? They are clearly both of the same cursed species.

No. 1833458

I want one of those cat clocks

No. 1833476

I need to draw sexy gijinkas of old computers

No. 1833480

>>1833330
she's right, people don't know how to be normal. The closest normal couples are the super attractive ones. They post pictures and leave. No debate

No. 1833481

>>1833476
Please post them in the art thread in m if you do

No. 1833484


No. 1833501

>>1833275
did not become a relationship for me so I can't speak on the beard part, but I was young and tried to hook up with a gay guy in the closet and didn't see the signs. I didn't know until later on when he was going through a crisis and went on a bender and confessed to me out of the blue even though it had been ages.
>>1833279
He blamed his soft dick on the meds he was taking mixed with the alcohol we had. once, later, he was bitching and also blamed it on performance pressure/anxiety (when complaining about his ex girlfriends). In hindsight it was obvious though, he'd get worked up with his eyes closed but lose his boner as soon as he made direct eye contact with pussy or breasts. he was slutty and seemed really eager to fuck and prove he was straight, wanted a girlfriend, etc. it was just weird the way he was so flaming (once I saw it) but he would posture in this toxic-maskulinity aggressive way and be pushy sexually then turn up with a soft dick. He had a really hyper christian pastor dad who did not approve of him and probably knew he was gay. He killed himself eventually, widowing his wife shortly after the death of their baby. RIP but he should have just jerked off by himself or become a celibate priest if he felt so bad about being gay, he didn't need to involve a bunch of women like accessories in life that prove he was totally normal and a MAN. I honestly don't even think he killed himself entirely because he was sad the baby died, I think he killed himself because he couldn't go through with trying again and his attempt at a fake life failed.
damn sorry didn't mean to type so much

No. 1833507

>>1833476
Omg I had to google what that is and that’s what I did with my first computer when I was 15. It was an old brick of a laptop with a floppy drive and his name was Felix and he was my imaginary boyfriend and I drew pictures of him and designed outfits

No. 1833512

>>1833476
same, i mostly do military themed gijinkas
>tfw no boy's frontline

No. 1833520

i always laugh when anons get banned for not reading thread OPs. it's such an easy thing to do, it should be the first thing they notice.

No. 1833526

>>1833476
You have my interest in a big way, nona
Draw an Amiga-kun for me

No. 1833547

>>1833412
Full Metal Jacket isn’t an anime though

No. 1833553

>>1833547
it is to me

No. 1833564

>>1833520
The get it off your chest thread exposes how many anons don't read the OP

No. 1833583

>>1833564
>>1833520
I do read the OP, but it's so obvious when certain posts are directed at me and I was itching to reply.

No. 1833591

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>>1833583
If the one from today was about you then why did you reply just to say it wasn’t you?

No. 1833594

>>1833583
Paranoia

No. 1833600

>>1833591
Because I posted an anime girl, as the other anon, I guess, and she assumed I was her purposely trying to infight, when I wasn't.

No. 1833614

>>1833600
I believe you but if you posted this >>>/g/369752 then you deserved to be yelled at, especially after the whole yuri fiasco in that thread recently by an obvious troll. The lesbian thread is not for yuri recommendations or posting moid-made yuri porn.

No. 1833615

>>1833614
Samefag to add I’m not saying it was you, we’re anon after all and I could see it being someone else. But if it was.

No. 1833617

why do men obsses over gay porn if they arent gay?

No. 1833619

>>1833614
nta but if she's a lesbian how is it bad for her to rec yuri her, as a lesbian, likes? women here recommend the vilest of shit with maledom and rape which is miles worse than some generic yurishit

No. 1833624

>>1833614
NTAYRT, not even a lesbian and I don't even post in the lesbian thread, but wow that is some scrote-tier posting right there in that link. No wonder the lesbians in that thread are pissed then.

No. 1833627

>>1833617
I have never heard of a straight man that obsesses over gay porn?

No. 1833628

I had a lovely nap earlier on the sofa, with a hot water bottle and my cat was nearby on his bed and he was making soft snoring noises and it was so comforting

No. 1833629

>>1833619
She should just link to a post she made in the yuri thread if she wanted to discuss her fave yuri after posting a simple character pic. I don’t have to explain why do I? Really? Different board and thread topic entirely. I think the recent fiasco would make that more obvious than ever

No. 1833632

>>1833627
have you never hear about gachimuchi and thug hunters?

No. 1833639

whats up farmers. I haven't been on here in like a couple of months tbh. How's everyone doing?

No. 1833643

>>1833639
terrible. come back next season when the mods wake up.

No. 1833645

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>>1833639
>>1833639
Everything is fine like wine (things have been going poorly)

No. 1833646

>>1833639
It's been rough around here ngl.

No. 1833647

>>1833646
more spam or like what? That sucks

No. 1833650

>>1833647
Influx of newfags, spergs, multi-thread infights

No. 1833654

>>1833639
it's been fucked like the other nonas said BUT there was amazing new Victoria milk recently
>>>/pt/924331
>>>/pt/925062

No. 1833659

My husband's Tumblr tag has been full of shipping/sexuality discourse. Some of it is from blogs I like (not really their fault though, its anons that are spurring it on) so I wont block, but damn I do wish they would stfu.

No. 1833663

>>1833639
The dumbass shit thread has completely changed because of how TikTok newfags think this is 4chan

No. 1833667

Opens Facebook to look at dumb second hand groups. Cant opened it in like 6 months. First post I see when I open the main page is a girl from my high school shared a post that implies if you support Gypsy rose you are an ableist and victim blames her the whole time. Knows this girl is one of those virtue signaler BPD types who wants to look good on Facebook. Closes Facebook.

No. 1833671

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I want to talk about the absolutely retarded name my cousin gave her baby, but I have a feeling that I shouldn't tell it. Just trust me when I say it's really fucking stupid. Even Lasagna would be a better name than what the baby got.

No. 1833679

>>1833671
Give us a hint

No. 1833681

>>1833679
She was named after a clothing fabric and no, it's not even Velvet.

No. 1833683

>>1833681
Chambray?

No. 1833684

>>1833681
Please tell me it’s not chiffon…..

No. 1833685


No. 1833689

Why is it that since alot of men view women as objects, why is women's health matters not taken more seriously?
Would you not want your object in the best condition possible?
Men look after their prized possessions well (cars etc), why not the women they think they own?
Does the misogamy just circle back to "fuck women"?

No. 1833691

>>1833681
Corduroy

No. 1833694


No. 1833700

>>1833681
Denim?

No. 1833701

>>1833681
She named her baby silk?

No. 1833702

>>1833681
Georgette?

No. 1833704

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No. 1833707

>>1833671
Cotton

No. 1833708

There’s places I wanna go so bad with my nigel but I can’t because they don’t exist anymore

No. 1833709

>>1833681
Gabardine

No. 1833710

I can't sleep and I don't know why. I was on my laptop struggling to stay awake, turned it off to go to bed, tried to fall asleep and now it's nearly 2am. What do?

No. 1833711

Tina, bring me the acks

No. 1833712

>>1833265
I think its very easy to tell your husband is gay if you aren't in complete blind denial. The simple nuances of sexual attraction and overcompensation become easy to spot.

>>1833272
Yeah if he bottoms a lot it's going to look like a gross elongated coinslot but otherwise that's not going to help anything

No. 1833713

>>1833704
Please tell me its not

No. 1833714

>>1833329
>gay men will fuck female animals
What on earth are you talking about, they get fucked by horses til they die

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No. 1833716

>>1833704
anon no…NOOO!!

No. 1833717

>>1833715
That should be considered child abuse

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No. 1833721

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>>1833507
Women like you are the backbone of society. I mean it

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No. 1833724

>>1833704
Denim denim, I hear it and I know. Denim denim

No. 1833725

>>1833712
>The simple nuances of sexual attraction and overcompensation become easy to spot
i'm retarded, what does this mean? some guys i saw that looked and acted indistinguishable from straights turned out to be gay and some gay seeming guys turned out to be straight

No. 1833726

>>1833725
I mean in a relationship, not while psychoanalyzing a stranger. There are always little signs.

No. 1833727

The nicknames LSA has for Khloe Kardashian are hilarious but I don't think she deserves the hate. The funniest ones are Khlogre, Khloetoshop, Khlown, Khlotosterone, Khlobacca, Khlomydia, KhloHE

No. 1833729

>>1833721
I like that this artist is really good at designing gijinkas, a failed visual novel called The Office Type was getting mocked on radblr recently and it has some of the dumbest object/human designs:
https://www.heavythoughtstudios.com/graphics

No. 1833731

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This is going to sound insane and like I'm making it up superwholockian style but I believe the sol de Janeiro spidergate because I was sampling their body butter on my wrists and up my arm and although I never see spiders, I had two get very close to me that night while I was laying down reading a book. I remember thinking it was bizarre (this was recent-ish) so I put down traps because I really hate spiders and no spiders have been caught in my room again. They weren't wolf spiders or anything but they got extremely close to me. Could be absolute bullshit but it was the same day, I actually thought maybe all the stuff I sampled produced a sweet smell that got their attention or something. I never thought there was a possibility one product could actually be a culprit. No bully I acknowledge it could be quackery. Their stuff smells like shit luckily so I never bought anything by them.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Sephora/s/vhAZjVcNWD

No. 1833732

>>1833727
It's less funny when you know most of them are grown gay men that look more like ogres than she does.

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>>1833731
Nonnie! I’ve fallen down this exact rabbit hole too. I did some digging into the original review on Sephora’s website that started the spider rumors. I dug into the poster’s review history and found a review claiming that a conditioner also attracted wolf spiders! Also found out the poster is a tranny lol. I still could see this being true because so many fragrances in cosmetics cause reactions in animals.

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>>1833745
Samefag but here’s the review of the conditioner that supposedly also attracts spiders

No. 1833753

>>1833731
I like the smell of some of their products tbh. They're like a slightly better Bath and Body Works.

No. 1833756

>>1833745
> is like kryptonite to wolf spiders!
Wouldn’t kryptonite be something that hurts/kills them? Like wouldn’t raid be their kryptonite? Sorry for being ignorant lol

No. 1833760

Libra

No. 1833763

>>1833756
kek i saw that review last night and thought the same thing. i assumed they meant catnip instead of kryptonite

No. 1833764

>>1833745
>>1833750
Like I said i acknowledge the coincidence, I did actually have spiders come at me that day (only 2) but again I sampled all kinds of sickly smelling stuff. The purple cream just happened to be one of them. Smells like shit anyways.

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No. 1833770

>>1833767
What does this mean?

No. 1833771

Least liked guy in my extended friend group dumps his girlfriend. The guys leak in the group discord that during boy's night he got drunk and admitted he dumped her because her height made him feel insecure. He's 5'5", she's 6'0". The entire group starts dragging him, telling him what a fucking retard loser he is for letting her slip away. Despite barely knowing her, we invite her to girl's night and to board game night.
Lol, lmao even. He brought in his own replacement.

No. 1833772

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Astrologyfags, can you tell us what's the most evil sign on the roster?

No. 1833774

>>1833772
Fake and gay sun, grifting tool rising

No. 1833778

>>1833772
Widely agreed to be Scorpio. But I'm dating one (grey lizard version) and I like him.

No. 1833779

>>1833772
All of them if it's a man.

No. 1833780

>>1833772
any sign as long as a moid has it

No. 1833781

>>1833731
>their stuff smells like shit
Damn, I wanted to make spider friends

No. 1833783

>>1833778
What does grey lizard mean?

No. 1833787

>>1833778
Confirmation bias. Sagittarius and Pisces absolutely #1, psychotic obsessive serial killer brains

No. 1833789

>>1833783
So it's all fake, just to be clear, but unlike the other signs, Scorpios can have three sub signs. The eagle, the scorpion, and the lizard. What they manifest as depends on their defining childhood experiences. So lizards will have had bad childhoods and end up shy and afraid of change.

No. 1833791

>>1833787
Agreed. My ex was a sag.

No. 1833793

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I definitely think there is a separation based on who did the most fucked up murders as well. Of course John Wayne Gacey is a pisces.

No. 1833797

>>1833793
Where are my fellow Leo?

No. 1833798

>>1833791
Sag and Pisces are obsessive, delusional, and often view people as objects or means to an end, it makes sense they are often the ones chimping out and taking their own neuroses out on other people. They have the weirdest grandiose murderous rage.

No. 1833799

>>1833797
Leo, Taurus, Gemini too chill to kill generally. I'm fine with where I am because I don't and never have fantasized about harming people but I know people who do regularly and they're the ones obsessed with using astrology to try to manipulate people and bias kek coincidence or not. I feel flying off the handle and threatening actual harm to people and fantasizing about it is a sign of narcissism more than anything.

No. 1833804

I remember one time I took this test to figure out your attachment style and I showed it to my ex and he saved it which might seem mundane but was super weird considering his manipulation lmao

No. 1833807

>>1833772
Pisces

No. 1833809

>>1833798
How does this make any sense with what their sign symbolises? Neither are described to be especially opportunistic or controlling by what I read.

No. 1833810

>>1833798
I'm a sagittarius and can confirm all of this. I am literally trash.

No. 1833812

As a libra. What do you guys have on libras?

No. 1833813

File: 1703902878683.gif (1.61 MB, 480x270, Q7V.gif)

>>1833793
>All Mutables
Huh.

No. 1833814

>>1833812
stop being a fence sitting cunt and actually take a stance on something. you can't have only the benefits of everything and ignore all the bad parts.

No. 1833815

>>1833812
say what you think, don't try to play nice.

No. 1833816

Aries sun, Taurus moon, Aquarius rising. What does that say about me?

No. 1833818

>>1833814
Posts like this are so amusing because it just proves astrology is taking your personal bias about people you've met and trying to apply them to the entirety of whole groups of people

No. 1833819


No. 1833820

>>1833793
Jodi is a cancer

No. 1833822

File: 1703903255080.gif (1.3 MB, 220x220, 1683770181773.gif)

>>1833793
>mfw sag sun gem moon

No. 1833824

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>>1833820
Wait, Jodi is a cancer? Okay, maybe it's not too terrible.

No. 1833825

>>1833818
It's the dumbass shit thread after all kek

No. 1833826

>>1833820
Jodi is not a serial killer

No. 1833827

>>1833809
The difference is you've read copy and print, meanwhile there are so many victims to Sagittarius creepy bpd tendencies >>1833810 they'll often even admit it kek

No. 1833828

>>1833819
Schizophrenia

No. 1833829


No. 1833830

>>1833824
I love cancer

No. 1833831

>>1833827
I'm not bpd (trust me I've done therapy a lot I would know) I just genuinely dislike most people and know most people would throw anyone under the bus if they were paid 50 bucks to. I'm not out to get anyone on my daily basis but I can get toxic really fast.

No. 1833832

Should I invent a Sniffies for lesbians

No. 1833833

>>1833828
you sound like a capricorn lol

No. 1833834

I like sags they're really fun people

No. 1833836

>>1833832
Would it take off?

No. 1833837

>>1833793
I guess Libras are too indecisive to figure out how/when to kill someone.

No. 1833838

>>1833778
Thats just a stereotype we’re very congenial

No. 1833839

>>1833832
They'd just squaredance

No. 1833841

>>1833833
Not even close, proving astrology fake as fuck. I know several capricorns who are weird cunts tho so I see your vision.

No. 1833842

>>1833838
It be the men that ruin everything. Rapists smh.

No. 1833844

>>1833836
I feel like it could? There have to be some lesbians who’d feel tittilated or enchanted with the formatting, and also like the drama of
>ooo i’m on my way to her house and i know what her nipples look like but not her face
and whatever

No. 1833845

>>1833841
Whats your nakshatra?

No. 1833846

>>1833838
my nigel is a scorpio and he is the nicest and calmest human being I've been around in my life. he makes me look seriously unhinged.

No. 1833847

>>1833837
Libra slander always sounds like jilted exes kek, oh noooo they wont pick a side and want to do their own thing oh noooo

No. 1833848

>>1833841
I said you sound like not that you are a capricorn you fucking aquarius bitch

No. 1833849

>>1833844
But what about the potential troons and other men that could join?

No. 1833850

>>1833845
Whats a narshartra

No. 1833851

>>1833848
I'm literally not an Aquarius either yall are fake as fuck see

No. 1833852

>>1833848
I'm not an astrologyfag, but the Aquarius has got to be the most forgettable sign ever. Like, what are they even known for?

No. 1833853

Anyone who unironically talks about astrology sounds like a schizophrenic to me

No. 1833854

>>1833851
ok I have 10 attempts more but I cant be fucked. I bet if you posted your natal chart I would find plenty of aquarius and capricorn though because you sound like an uptight nlog.

No. 1833855

>>1833852
Being really dumb and having traction alopecia

No. 1833856

>>1833852
aquarius are known for being nlog and "im so deep you wouldnt get" type of person

No. 1833857

>>1833850
Your lunar mansion/vedic astrology sign.

No. 1833858

>>1833854
I'm not, I think astrology is fun but it's fake. I don't have any aqua and maybe 1 cap placement

No. 1833859

>>1833827
What's the point of categorizing people by zodiac signs if you can't even go by what is considered the common consensus? You should all switch to mbti, at least there's some kind of basis.

No. 1833861

>>1833858
I too think it's fake but fun but I like pissing people who hate astrology off because they're usually annoying atheists or moids who hate anything women do lol

No. 1833862

>>1833849
I’d have a reporting system in place so if any ladies come in contact with a troon or even just a dude looking for women we’d be notified of their presence and rid their presence accordingly

No. 1833863

>>1833852
Working at taco bell in high school

No. 1833864

>>1833859
mbti is literally astrology except you take a test to determine how you feel that day and base your entire personality on that, people who take mbti seriously and think they're superior to astrologyfags are delusional and retarded.

No. 1833865

Infj

No. 1833866

If you believe in astrology influencing your personality and traits, do you believe your race also influences your traits?(bait)

No. 1833868

>>1833853
I've never seen someone super obsessed with it use it positively. It's all about sorting people into categories (autism) because you can't perceive them as real individuals. It's always full of shit when it isnt just for fun.

No. 1833869

>>1833865
omg twins im an e/infj depending on the day

No. 1833870

>>1833865
Wrdgaf

No. 1833871

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>>1833866
of course someone had to ruin the fucking topic. go sit on a fucking cactus. im out.

No. 1833873

>>1833866
Definitely kek, even in epigenetic ways that aren’t influenced by our immediate surroundings

No. 1833874

>>1833871
God ikr? Like why did they have to bring race into it? Shit.

No. 1833875

>>1833861
Fair. I'm not pissed or confrontational, I tease in jest.

No. 1833877

>>1833868
vedic astrology is very intriguing tho

No. 1833878

>>1833862
You can't have a lesbian version of sniffies because that's how you get trafficked and murdered

No. 1833879

>>1833852
My mom one and she doesn't fit the description in the slightest, it's almost impressive.

No. 1833880

>>1833878
Not if I’m running the show

No. 1833881

my ascendent is sag, crazy

No. 1833882

>>1833877
It is really interesting, but the problem is that a lot of grifters and very empty people with personality disorders become obsessive and attached to it, consider themselves like esoteric oracles when they're just narcissists etc. If you look at it purely from a hobbiest and research aspect it's really cool, but it gets a bad rap because the fanatics and grifters can't seperate reality from fiction

No. 1833883

>>1833864
No it's not, it's based on cognitive function theory. You don't have to take any tests, just understand those functions.

No. 1833884

>>1833852
The sign itself reminds me of Helena Blavatsky and New Age stuff lol

No. 1833885

>>1833871
I'm genuinely curious

No. 1833886

>>1833880
Female Chad meme.jpeg

No. 1833887

I just find it fun

No. 1833888

>>1833887
Exactly exactly

No. 1833891

What are we eating on the 31th?

No. 1833893

>>1833882
I feel Vedic Astrology is getting a not-so-good rep because of Claire Nakti lol. There is way more to it than just nakshatra typology and she also mixes it with Divine Feminine tropes and stuff which is ehhhh

No. 1833895

>>1833891
Baked chicken, sauteed asparagus, mashed potatoes, shots of vodka, sparkling wine, and gingerbread men.

No. 1833896

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>>1833891
And if I said ass?

No. 1833898

>>1833891
homemade pizza and rice krispie treats. and blueberry sprite

No. 1833899

File: 1703904944694.png (Spoiler Image,18.79 KB, 450x600, graphic (1).png)

While I find it very fun, seriously looking at this makes my head hurt.

No. 1833901

>>1833899
Okay now whoever did THIS is definitely the type to take astrology too seriously lol

No. 1833902

>>1833891
Some macaroni and a scarlett o’hara

No. 1833903

>>1833901
Astrologers definitely take it a little too seriously

No. 1833904

its funny how astrology is seem as a woman thing in the west when in india male astrologers are seen as better

No. 1833905

>>1833899
Damn you got quads in whatever squiggle over line is

No. 1833906

i do not understand the letters and words in the last 60 posts. i shall return later

No. 1833909

If I opened a restaurant would you go

No. 1833911

>>1833909
What type of food would you cook?

No. 1833912

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>>1833906
Do you understand this?

No. 1833913

>>1833909
What's the prices looking like? What would your restaurant interior look like? Give us a whole moodboard anon

No. 1833914

I hate episteme

No. 1833915

>>1833909
Can I live in the ceiling? Promise to keep it clean.

No. 1833916

>>1833731
I saw that reddit post like a day or two ago, and it made me stop considering buying any of their products. I don't see spiders in my house and rarely see them outside, I don't want to start now.

No. 1833917

>>1833911
I’m good at making fried chicken (on and off bone), jambalaya with sausage/shrimp, fried chicken gizzards, frog legs, alligator, and of course regular shit like pastas and salads

No. 1833918

>>1833909
I only like cheap places with generous portions, also too much decoration scares me cause it makes me think it'll be too expensive or that the restaurant is overcompensating for something

No. 1833921

>>1833914
Well damn he's dead and his island is defunct now

No. 1833922

>>1833909
If it's hooters but men, yes

No. 1833923

>>1833914
samefag, Everyday I see the legacy of the enlightment era and I detest it but at the same time, I see it it's benefits. I just wish the Vista warefare world end.

No. 1833925

>>1833917
Sounds tasty, but I'd feel guilty eating alligator

No. 1833926

>>1833916
I've never heard it about any of their other products. I've thought hard about other possibilities for my personal experience seeing the spiders myself, and it could be the sudden weather change and the fact that i was next to the only water source (bottle of water) on the entire floor

No. 1833927

>>1833925
Why? They're abundant they're swamp puppies

No. 1833928

>>1833927
Where I'm from they are very endangered

No. 1833929

>>1833917
leave off the pasta and salads and I'm there

No. 1833930

>>1833928
Really, where? Like regular gators?

No. 1833931

>>1833913
I want appetizers to be $6-9 and enough to feed at least a party of 4, entree’s $3-10 depending on the size, sides $2-5, drinks i’m not sure because pricing alcohol is a whole other ball game, but i really would want it to be affordable in a way that restaurants haven’t been in a long time. Idk if i’m just old but when I was a kid you could get a cup of actually good soup and a plate of fries for like $8 and not leave feeling dissatisfied, it hasn’t been that way in a long time but I also don’t think its impossible to return to such. As for the interior I have no idea what I’d do kek, I’m not supremely talented in the area of selecting art so I’d probably lean heavier on my constituents to assist me with that.

No. 1833933

I've been eating tamales everyday since Christmas eve cause there's so many

No. 1833935

>>1833933
Your life is winning

No. 1833936

>>1833933
I couldn’t find tamales anywhere this year

No. 1833944

>>1833931
why do you want appetizers to cost more than entrees?

No. 1833945

>>1833944
I based it more off how much the individual ingredient costs, like if they’re starting with ordering frog legs or oysters its going to be a tiny bit more than a cup of soup or a plate of pasta

No. 1833947

>>1833909
if you have wraps, hell yea

No. 1833959

>>1833931
>>1833917
Sounds good to me, the prices are nice and I love southern food

No. 1833962

It's three AM and I just wanna say I love you guys…

No. 1833963

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No. 1833966

>>1833963
I want a game where we can ride these creatures and go on adventures

No. 1833968

>>1833962
I l♥ve u too. Go to bed.

No. 1833971

>>1833507
we're reaching based levels that shouldn't be possible

No. 1833976

>>1833891
Thinking about thai or the korean restaurant I went to and ate at by myself last year

No. 1833977

>>1833793
>not a single cancer
should i be disappointed or happy?
>>1833820
ok, so happy?

No. 1833985

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>>1832803
he also stopped believing in chewing his food kek. thinks it's a scam and a waste of time so he just swallows. his health has visibly gotten much worse since then.
no sympathies. initially it seemed he didn't get that there was no such thing as non abusive beastiality, that fido licking peanut butter wasn't terrible, but people specifically brought him studies showing the effect it has on an animal's psyche and he shut them all down and started freaking out on them. he clearly isn't saying it to out of naiveté nor from giving the benefit of the doubt to people claiming to "love" their animals, there's some guilt there (probably just guilt for fantasies cause I don't think he has a dog)
>>1833689
they think we're disposable and replaceable objects. they'd be more upset to lose their xbox than their wife
>>1832806
how about we torture a moid together instead love? thank you to the nona in the other thread recommending this manga to me!!

No. 1833987

>>1833629
I didn't even want to discuss yuri, I posted that character because the other anons were discussing butches and I wanted to drop my two cents

No. 1834008

I loathe all of you, good night!

No. 1834014

I can’t sleep some nights because I stay up thinking about how retarded I am who else

No. 1834016

>>1833715
I dipped off of lolcow for a bit to come back to this… thoughts and prayers for your niece. She has an awful name and i forsee going by just Demi in her future

No. 1834022

>>1833985
what manga is this nonnie?

No. 1834028

>>1833700
>>1833715
Denim isn't even that bad. Lasagna would be a far worse name

No. 1834033

>>1834028
Samefag, but if her middle name (please don't tell us her middle name, at that point you're doxxing your niece) goes well with Denim then it'll just sound like she has a quirky, weird but not too insane name. Everyone's being so dramatic.

No. 1834034

>>1834028
>>1834033
…she doesn't.

No. 1834036

>>1833771
What a stupid faggot. I hope you all have the best friendships now with her.

No. 1834037

File: 1703918974397.jpeg (263.58 KB, 1179x501, IMG_2775.jpeg)

even female pandas know old moid pandas are low quality

women should wake up

No. 1834038

>>1834034
It's a great name. At least it wasn't a baby boy named Enzo, I swear every boy is Enzo nowadays in my country.

No. 1834049

File: 1703920497106.png (287.86 KB, 1012x469, murcielago.png)

>>1834022
Murciélago!
Unfortunately drawn by a scrote who likes yuri but if you can stomach that it's honestly really fun. Haven't been able to get far yet but I think the mc is going to be a super waifu of mine. I can see why another nonna loved it

No. 1834054

>>1834049
kek, i actually found out the manga through Google Image Search but thought i was wrong bc i thought there's no way any farmer could like this.

No. 1834055


No. 1834071

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Me, texting my Nigel who is working in his office, about the clogged toilet that I’m not going to be dealing with

No. 1834074

>>1833868
Eh, if you actually get into it more in depth besides just sun signs (and also besides just the big 3/big 6, aspects and house placements can make a Capricorn moon/rising come off like a totally different sign due to placements and aspects in the chart for example) it’s less about judgement and fitting people into boxes because it’s kind of impossible to put somebody’s natal chart into a neat little box. So much shit going on in those things

No. 1834075

>>1834072
People act like I’m so short as someone who is 5’3. I think it’s because I have a long torso and have been told I seem like I’d be a tall lady when I’m just sitting. Corgi legs

No. 1834076

5'3" is a strange height because while I know that I'm average in America, I feel very short. I think my proportions make me seem shorter than I am.
>>1834075
Oops, sorry anon!

No. 1834084

>>1834014
People aren't generally into this kind of self-disparaging, so no.

No. 1834106

I want to go to sleep so bad because it's 4am, but I just chugged 3 glasses of water. Not only an I uncomfortably full but also if I don't wait to pee, I'll piss the bed while I'm sleeping. So I have no choice but to stay away. It would be wise to use this time to do some quick work on one of my WIPs but I'm too lazy to get out of bed.

No. 1834107

>>1834054
that's fair, I have embarrassingly scrotey taste at times kek. I blame them for causing my silly thoughts against them that causes me to read lots of trash to find content eviscerating them

No. 1834108

For xmas my dad got me and each of my siblings a set of 3 juggling balls and challenged us all to learn juggling by the end of the year. He's such a troll. I cannot lose

No. 1834131

I always put in a lot of thought into making outfits for other players in Fashion Dreamer because it's the only really fun part of the game to me. I am hyped when another player makes an outfit for me too, but when I check it out I am always disappointed by how half-assed and messy it looks (except for some Japanese players which I presume to be older since they apply fashion magazine/irl fashion rules for styling). I guess they just churn out outfits as fast as possible ? I don't understand why anyone would apply efficiency focused thinking on this game which would objectively be as boring as it gets if I didn't have hardcore fashion autism.

No. 1834162

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why is there an entire instagram account dedicated to posting women falling while skating or just falling doing smtg

No. 1834165

>>1833945
I see. Personally I think it should be illegal to call pasta an “entree” at a restaurant. Pasta is a side. Like, n, I don’t want 5 servings of carbs for dinner, where is the protein where is the vegetable. Not to mention that fact that it’s always like $20+, the markup is crazy

No. 1834166

About once a week, I think about that girl that got so mad about me making a post here one day that she wrote an entire page of fanfic about my life. What is your life like alogging nona?

No. 1834174

>>1833985
>he also stopped believing in chewing his food kek. thinks it's a scam and a waste of time so he just swallows
what the actual fuck, this motherfucker has autism

No. 1834176

File: 1703939570558.png (3.43 MB, 1897x1617, more like tumblr type.png)

>>1833729
who is this for? literally what fucking woman wants to dat a fat BALD old ugly moid or an unkept ugly old moid. I fucking hate westoids so much.

No. 1834179

>>1834162
You know why

No. 1834182

>>1834176
>senior accountant at 26
>entomology nerd
>timid
>slim
>doesn't dress like a flaming homo or zoomer
I don't know the calculator is doing something for me not gonna lie

No. 1834183

>>1834182
you have terrible taste that dude looks like a 3DPD moid

No. 1834184

>>1834183
lmao well maybe that's why I like him? if he was brought into meatspace he would be ok but the rest of them would be disgustang

No. 1834186

>>1834176
This is deffo the Dream Daddy artist, so it’ll have bears etc as the target includes gay men or at least isn’t bishonen focused.

No. 1834187

>>1834184
>disgustang
newfags integrate

No. 1834189

File: 1703941241420.jpg (Spoiler Image,586.82 KB, 1200x840, 1697803220227884.jpg)

>>1834186
This is better.

No. 1834190

>>1834189
we truly have been invaded by gay scrotes

No. 1834194

>>1834187
Dear Madame Nona,
I am writing to express my utmost gratitude for the derogatory reply you left me on Saturday, December 30th, 2023, at 7:58am Eastern Standard Time (-5 GMT). In a moment of joy and lightheartedness (something I so often feel in the Dumbass Shit Thread, embarrassing as that may be) I forgot my responsibility as a role model and behaved like a rube while discussing the anthropomorphized calculator slut. I recognize that your suspicion I was part of the unintegrated scourge is not a direct reflection on my character but tough love. You brought be back to my senses and for that I will eternally be grateful. I swear to never again engage in such crude and sloppy frivolity ever again.
Yours truly in sisterhood,
Nonnetta Nonnersonville

No. 1834195

>>1834189
They're FAT. Oh my god mods, where are the mods. Someone call the mods

No. 1834196

>>1834194
Nta nonna there’s nothing wrong with your post or saying disgustang. I know I’ve seen macros or even the video posted here years ago idk, there’s nothing wrong with your post!

No. 1834198

>>1834189
I would literally only fuck the first one

No. 1834201

>>1834194
its not hard not to quote stan twitter tranny memes here

No. 1834205

>>1834201
don't let them live in your head rent free like that, you are not a snowflake who gets triggered you are strong you are fun

No. 1834217

File: 1703944731427.jpg (95.63 KB, 927x1010, 20231230_125850.jpg)

>>1834189
Nona you have awful taste.

No. 1834218

>>1834205
shut up retard, so tired of you fags coming here and ruining a space thats meant to be free from social media retardation

No. 1834219

>>1834217
thats not a nonna thats a gay man

No. 1834228

>>1834189
The first row is ok, the second one is awful. Fat men should die.

No. 1834243

>>1834176
Imagine being a literal spreadsheet binder and still dying of cardiovascular disease cause of your abdominal fat. And the ergonomic keyboard looks like a tanned version of astorion or whatever his name is.

No. 1834280

>>1834176
This is 100% made for gay moids
>>1834189
Same with this, especially the last row.

No. 1834282

>>1834189
I don't care if I get called out for liking roided moids or called gay scrote but I would fuck the entire bottom row.

No. 1834284

>>1834282
Even the fat one?

No. 1834289


No. 1834290

File: 1703950801471.jpg (218.91 KB, 1536x2048, KQ0PUDP.jpg)

They are closing the mongolian bbq near me I can feel it its all about retarded hotpot now I don't want hotpot I want my meat mountain

No. 1834293

>>1834289
I wonder what it feels like to have realistic standards for male looks
>>1834290
Sorry for your loss, nona

No. 1834296

File: 1703951334025.jpg (Spoiler Image,373.81 KB, 1148x1578, 1610298282434.jpg)

>>1834195
better?
3d warning

No. 1834298

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>>1834280
it's so gay looking I was shocked when I looked up the character designers and artists and they were not gay men (Jason is a TIF). why did these women betray femalekind like this

No. 1834299

>>1834296
kekkkkkk

No. 1834311

>>1834218
You people are more annoying than twittards. You're triggered over 1 word that might as well have been a typo. Come to your senses.

No. 1834314

>>1834296
Yes thank you

No. 1834315

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There's a scrote at my work who only has hair growing UNDER his chin like this it looks so stupid and ugly, he also has creepy beady eyes. Being forced to look at ugly men every day feels like a punishment

No. 1834329

>>1834298
i thought this was a meme about zoomers i was so excited to enlarge and read the tiny font. im kinda high i think it can still work

No. 1834330

>>1834315
Holy shit, the literal neckbeard always gets me too. It's so gross. Like shave that shit please.

No. 1834331

i wish i could have gone to a 90s rave

No. 1834336

>>1834296
skinny>fat

No. 1834337

>>1834298
>that one with the bdsm collar
i feel sorry for her she probably has a 40yo ''daddy'' that beats her and walks her like a dog

No. 1834338

>>1834315
>>1834330
I had a coworker who had the same thing. We had gone to HS together and were in the same social group, so I had no problem blatantly asking him why he didn't just shave it. Apparently, if he did, he'd get the most horrific and disgusting ingrown hairs. Leaving it alone was more visually appealing than shaving it. Maybe that's why they all do it and we know scrotes are retarded when it comes to hygiene.

No. 1834340

>>1834331
same, nona, same

No. 1834342

I stopped smoking weed for maybe 2 weeks because it made my throat hurt and I lost 3 kilos, never realized it made me gain that much weight. Kinda crazy how fast it dropped.
>>1834331
Me too, not really a rave but I wish I'd been around for Sexstacy Ball with Lords of Acid and My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult. Must have been amazing!

No. 1834344

>>1834338
That's not even a good excuse just epilate it then

No. 1834353

I hope it rains tomorrow at midnight, fuck all these filthy tourists

No. 1834360

i miss spoony

No. 1834398

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>>1834187
>>1834201
Nta but "disgostang" is an old-ish meme, I don't even know why you would think it's from twitter

No. 1834406

>>1834344
I honestly didn't give enough of a fuck to explain a proper care technique. He was a gross creature through and through.

No. 1834416

Ma biche

No. 1834418

>>1834416
why did I hear this in borat's voice?

No. 1834428

I wish we could have a lolcow bar crawl night I feel like I could show you all a good time

No. 1834459

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2024 will definitely be the year I finally get my shit together.

No. 1834464

I don’t know which one of you needs to hear this but leave your husband

No. 1834465

>>1834459
I also hope it will be my year. I need to fix my life.

No. 1834477

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No. 1834483

>>1834477
What is this even supposed to mean?

No. 1834486


No. 1834487

I don’t know which one of you needs to hear this but leave your husbando

No. 1834488

>>1834483
It's stan twitter humor.

No. 1834489

>>1834483
It's implying that Chris Farley got reincarnated into Sydney swooney

No. 1834511

Eating is hard cause what do you mean I need 18 g of fiber and 96 grams of protein a day. I need to take powder for the fiber cause apparently nothing I eat is fiber rich.

No. 1834515

>>1834511
My nutritionist told me you only need a gram of protein per kilogram of body weight and I think the calculation is different if you’re overweight or underweight. 96 seems high.

No. 1834517

>>1834489
Yeah but what's the joke? I don't get it…

No. 1834519

>>1834515
Well the app said 61-96 but idk what that means like when is it higher and when is it lower? Is the higher part for like pros cause I just want a lean body.

No. 1834532

>>1834489
>sydney swooney
i though it was ariana grande holy shit and then normies will try to convince me all these celebrities arent lab grown

No. 1834538

>>1834477
what drug did you take?

No. 1834544

>>1834483
It’s me being happy that Chris Farley is back in our lives thats what!

No. 1834545

>>1834544
Never be happy about a man

No. 1834556

>>1834544
i hope she voices shrek in the new movies

No. 1834558

wow these zoomer men are mommies boys to a fucking fault

No. 1834588

File: 1703972219334.jpeg (4.62 KB, 299x168, images (14).jpeg)

>manipulates retarded edgelord into killing her fat abusive mom so he gets a life sentence and she doesn't
>Becomes famous in prison, gets a documentary and multiple books
>Becomes internet celeb and is offered free cosmetic treatments and other goodies???
>Married man who immediately buys her the newest iPhone and shoes directly after she leaves prison while her retarded edge lord ex rots in jail
Giga-stacy?

No. 1834591

>>1834588
I love Gypsy Rose I hope she doesn’t get forced into being an influencer

No. 1834612

>>1834588
Honestly, I don't like that people are trying to turn Gypsy Rose into some kind of "iconic girl boss!" or whatever glorified shit. I've been seeing it across the Internet since before she was released. She's not a big-brained Stacy, she's an abuse victim. She shouldn't be an internet celebrity. I hope she stays away from the internet and all those people on it, and gets whatever help necessary.

No. 1834621

>>1834612
True, but I just respect the way she used and manipulated her ex. Id do it too if I could

No. 1834638

>>1834588
I always wonder how she'd turn out if her mother wasn't crazy

No. 1834647

>>1834638
she'd probably be another tradcath mommy vlogger if she had lived a normal life. or a fujoshi - there's no telling. i can definitely see her having the Christian Girl Autumn look though.

i agree with other nonnies saying that they hope she doesn't become an influencer or whatever. hopefully the whole "girlboss queen" shit is just a trend and will die down so she can have somewhat of a normal life after all that trauma and abuse.

No. 1834650

>>1834588
She was abused and forced to pretend to be a retarded child into her teens. Then she got her mother killed and went to prison for eight years. And the media has been after her since the murder as well. Not a single normal day in her life. I really doubt the motives of the guy marrying her, she could just get abused more or be used to make money with the publicity.

No. 1834652

>>1834588
i hope she starts making tiktoks

No. 1834656

>>1834612
same i can't believe these retards won't leave her alone. i was starting to defend these true crime fans but now i hate these women again for being braindead.

No. 1834657

>>1834588
was that mini series about her case any good? i wanted to see it when i first saw the trailer but i thought it looked weird so i didn't do it

No. 1834662

>>1834588
I hope people leave this poor girl in peace she has had enough of a shitty life already. Glad her predatory moid bf is getting life sentence

No. 1834669

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Anons have you heard about this Wikipedia admin who had been editing for 16 years and said the truth about trannies and was blocked and stripped of her rights for it. What a queen. https://ovarit.com/o/Cancelled/176585/october-11-2022-actual-female-wikipedia-admin-goes-out-with-a-bang I think i’ll edit together the angry trannies responses too, they were all begging her to explain herself and apologize and one even suggested she get an MRI

No. 1834671

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I like pokemon conceirge I think my companion pokemon would be a snubbull

No. 1834683

I used to be on this site everyday, all the time. I had threads I'd always open up and catch up on, and not just snow threads but stuff on ot and m and w too. I just haven't really been in the mood to be back and I stress myself out because I feel like I need to "catch up" on all the posts I missed, but it's like 8 months worth of posts spread out over like 25 different threads… Why am I retarded. Also I miss this place.

No. 1834699

Sick of seeing the vote now for 2023 lolcow awards. when are they even going to be released?

No. 1834703

Is there a reason for bad memories to pop up without warning? Idk what triggered it but I think it might've been looking at specific looking men which sounds stupid but the bad memories were caused by guys in high school so idk maybe that's why otherwise idk why it's happening but it ruined a perfectly okay day, how annoying

No. 1834720

>>1834671
It's crazy how much better the media around Pokemon is than their games. I like their baking videos on Youtube. Super relaxing

No. 1834724

>>1834703
I get these too. I think it's intrusive thoughts. Back in the stone age they'd remind you not to jump off a cliff or fight a bear but it's burnt out from all the stuff we have to deal with.

No. 1834746

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the true husbandofags were the nuns back in the day not the priests they can rot, we carry on their legacy

No. 1834750

>>1834746
cause I know he got a wife at home but I need just one night alone…

No. 1834755

I really feel like being lazy and last minute buying a gift than finishing this painting for tomorrows exchange

No. 1834759

>>1834746
They invented religious ecstasy

No. 1834761

One time I went to a hardcore show and this fat kid was spinning in a circle counter clockwise flailing his arms around while running around the pit and I couldn’t help but laugh at him. How do they take themselves seriously at all

No. 1834762

>>1834746
jesus is the best husbando and the original husbando.

No. 1834772

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>>1834746
Nunlife

No. 1834774

>>1834746
and Jesus is the original

No. 1834776

File: 1703981210868.jpeg (70.88 KB, 800x1000, 1703780907143.jpeg)

Amen

No. 1834779

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File: 1703983016638.gif (11.62 MB, 466x679, 1000013025.gif)

Anons, did you get snow this year?

No. 1834798

I can kinda see my abs if I flex hard enough to pop some veins in my brain. So yes been flexing in front of a mirror. Reminding myself of Patrick Bateman.

No. 1834800

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>>1834796
Just rain, always rain.
Last real snow we got was in 2018.

No. 1834801

>>1834796
Yeah. In October. Haven't seen it since. I'm preparing for a freak snowstorm in April like we had last year

No. 1834803

There’s no way to say this without sounding conceited as fuck like I’m some sort of Mary sue fanfic character, but for some reason any man I set my eyes on falls head over heels for me. Do men just love BPD pussy or what? As much as they moan about crazy girls they sure seem to like them because I manage to get any dude I want for some reason. Almost makes me feel like I live in a simulation or something.

I guess the more obvious explanation is men are stupid and will fuck anything that they can get their dicks into, but I’m not talking only about sex here, they catch feelings too.

No. 1834807

>>1834803
It means you're conventional and communal

No. 1834812

>>1834803
I don't care if it sounds conceited, I believe you nonna. There are just some women that have a pure magnetic charm. Very jealous and I hope you use your talent to better your life and station.

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No. 1834816

I looooove walking barefoot on my floors after I've mopped them with boiling hot water. It's sooo warm and cozy.

No. 1834818

>>1834815
This game was so fun. I'd jump all the other guys because there is at least 2 very hot ones that are surrounded by girls but it's so hard to fight them, so my sister taught me how to win them, you have to click and stop before the girls notice what you're doing, and do this repeatedly till he is yours. This way you don't have to fight the other girls (they are very powerful together) and a good looking boy is worth more than few uggos, but is a time consuming tactic so save time by going straight to them instead of wasting collecting the uglies. Also I like that other game in the town cus I steal that ghost girl's boyfriend. Aw yeah I'm so great at flirting I even get the dead boys.

No. 1834822

>>1834796
we don't get snow but a few years it's poured rain. it was only two days of pouring rain which is sad.

No. 1834829

>>1834818
who was your favourite ikemen? i really liked dead boy, the little upside down thong he wears on his head made him look cute

No. 1834831

>>1834818
>but it's so hard to fight them
weak
>you have to click and stop before the girls notice what you're doing, and do this repeatedly till he is yours
no! we do it the hard way, like real women!

No. 1834832

>>1834800
same (am a burgerfag)

No. 1834841

>>1834796
we don't get snow bc we're along the equator, but we aren't getting rain either so hooray!

No. 1834847

Sometimes when the fujos post that Asada Nemui's baldie, I cover the top of his head with my finger and try to imagine him as a regular haired bishie, but I can't cause his pedo stache still ruins everything.

No. 1834848

>>1834847
well what do you have two thumbs for?

No. 1834849

>>1834848
Fair enough, gonna try again

No. 1834850

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underrated villain. i know everyone goes girlboss over amy dunne but she's better

No. 1834851

>>1834850
Who is she? What a great photo

No. 1834852

>>1834851
Paz de la Huerta as Nurse Abby

No. 1834860

>>1834852
Thank you.

No. 1834864

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this banana cake is actually so good what the fuck? i hate banana so i didn't think i'd like it but it's actually so yummilicious? and i'm having it with raspberry tea, i'm in heaven rn

No. 1834869

looking for historical RPF fics on ao3 and the tag is poisoned with retarded tcc fanfic of real murderers fucking each other. tcc kill yourselves

No. 1834874

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>Cozy in bed with my nana’s old quilt
>Eating peanut butter fudge
>Letting my old DS charge so I can play some harvest moon for a few hours
>Browsing Jill’s past threads when the DID saga started for laughs
Life is good

No. 1834883

I'm so sexually frustrated but my dumbass brain won't let me fantasize in peace, wish i had the same drive of moids who don't care about morals and can just jerk off to anything ugh

No. 1834885

I wiped something down with rubbing alcohol and basically immediately used a lighter to light a candle. At least it was a grill lighter, but wow I'm dumb.

No. 1834891

>>1834831
You can't play fair when it comes to the pretty ones
>>1834829
I like the dead boy too

No. 1834910

I looked up ivf for when I have a wife and want kids but then I realized I could end up having a boy so now I plan to adopt

No. 1834935

I wish I was able to have friends

No. 1834936

I'm glad for the adblock ban on YouTube. It forced me to find other websites that work better for me to watch videos, so at this point all I do on YouTube is to find videos to watch and mirror them somewhere else, at this point I do it even if the block doesn't work once in a while. I know about the uBlock Origin fix, it doesn't work for me

No. 1834948

>>1834189
Smash all except 2nd row 4th one

No. 1834953

>>1833639
Last time you saw me I was on the toilet and here I am again

No. 1835005

Poor Things could have been really neat if it wasn't so sexualized. Or heck, even if that came at a later part in the movie when her mind was more akin to that of a teenager rather than a baby, and her desire to explore was solely wanderlust rather than lust. Then she could have learned about the bad intentions that certain people have, the child-brain sex maniac things is just so off-putting but somehow everyone loves it.

No. 1835009

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>>1834190
>>1834195
>>1834217
>>1834228
>>1834280
>>1834284
I caught so many punches for this. Come on.

>>1834948
Me too I think second row 4th is still okay though and I'm surprised you picked the bottom whore on the right.

No. 1835010

>>1835005
Yeah it would have been fine if it were a completely different movie. Instead it was just gratuitous shots of her tits bouncing as she rode men like she wasn't mentally 3. The scene where she literally grabs what I think was a chicken bone and started masturbating at the dining room table was insane, men are so retarded.

No. 1835012

>>1835010
Well I think the premise of an infant being put into a woman's body and being forced to navigate a world that views her as an adult is cool, I thought the sexualization she'd face would have been viewed in a negative light but then she goes and marries the man that grooms her and somehow was in love with her when she had a child's mind. It was just a retarded porno.

No. 1835015

>>1835009
get better taste.

No. 1835019

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>>1835012
It was creepiest in the beginning and only got less disconcerting as the infant fetish aspect of it tapered off. The constant "art shots" and long silences for the first portion of her growth, zoom-ins on her tits, etc just felt like they were meant to stimulate a pedos imagination tbh. There were a few aspects of "comic relief" I suppose as Mark Ruffalo was basically dying of heartbreak every time she told him about the whore shit she did but again the fact that she is an actual child kind of clouds any attempt at humor. It was just a shit movie and you can tell they were trying to draw aesthetic inspo from the clockwork orange period, parsed with shots that remind of Sleeping Beauty (2011). The director has also done pedo-pandering films in the past.

No. 1835020

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>>1835015
How silly, the thing about taste is that it's subjective and my attraction to men has nothing to do with you and what you like nor does it have any influence on your life. Let me be a men enjoyer in peace sister.

No. 1835036

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Would you?

No. 1835037

>>1835036
ew yiff in hell

No. 1835039

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>>1835036
This his dick?

No. 1835040

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>>1835039
Nah, looks more like these things

No. 1835041

Just came accross this video and my god, this faggot is so fucking dramatic and ungrateful. I get being sad that your beloved cat disappeared, of course I'd be bawling my eyes out too. But then you're lucky enough to find him again 6 YEARS later because a nice old lady adopted him most likely after he was hurt and abused (not my the moid), and he has a good loving home and he's fine now, and you keep whining that someone else got him now even if the lady is kind enough to let him see the cat. I'd be fucking happy that he's even still alive and that he has a good home on top of it. Idk nonas maybe I'm just too angry at moids but this dude sounds almost pissed at the lady.

No. 1835043

>>1835041
If you let your cat outside and someone else takes it that's just what you get catfags are imbeciles. I saw this guy on youtube that does the "pickup" test for random cats to see if they are friendly and there were lots of pissy comments "grr I'd be mad if someone did this to my cat" here's a clue keep your fucking cat inside and people won't be able to. Absolute mongs

No. 1835048

>>1835043
Keeping your cat indoors where it’s safe and it’s not destroying the environment? That’s animal abuse. You should let your cat outside so it can get cat aids and kill the last remaining baby birds. It’s your god given right to let your cat go out and get eaten by a dog/coyote or hit by a car.

No. 1835051

>>1835041
If he was irresponsible enough to lose his own pet for six years, he doesn't deserve to have one any fucking way. I understand a kid looking for their lost dog and wanting them back, but this dude is a grown man and lost his whole fucking cat? For years? How you fuck up that badly?

No. 1835055

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>>1835043
>>1835048
You're both really right. Knew a retard who adopted a little black kitten from a shelter. Let the rest of his cats outside unsupervised, so he did the same with that tiny little kitten. Well that kitten didn't even get to experience cat adulthood, because it ended up getting ran over by a truck just two months after it was adopted.

No. 1835057

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No. 1835062

Who has the German Prussian ancestry guy meme I need it

No. 1835064

>>1835057
nayrt but my taste is worse

No. 1835077

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Could a sugar mommy relationship actually just be non sexual pics and conversation? A girl randomly suggested I join her as a sugar baby for a older rich woman which is obviously less sketchy than a moid but I don't trust it. Maybe rich lonely lesbians looking to buy friendship exist but it seems too good to be true

No. 1835083

>>1835077
It's real but be careful because that girl is trying to madame for you probs

No. 1835085

File: 1704027391037.jpg (965.32 KB, 900x1350, 1000013032.jpg)

I dont know how I missed it, but some movie was released last year called 'They/Them'. Was this supposed to be a comedy? Why does this movie exist if it's not to make fun of genderspecials?

No. 1835089

>>1835077
She is trying to rope you into something bad. That’s sketchy as hell. There’s always a man on the other end somewhere and if you’re being recruited like that it’s definitely some sort of scam. Potentially selling your pics or something even worse.

No. 1835092

>>1835085
It’s just a play on words. “They-slash-them”. It looks funny but it’s not making fun of they/thems. It’s set in a gay conversion camp that’s mean to the gay and nb/trans kids.

No. 1835098

>>1835089
>>1835083
In double checking the messages it seems the sugar mommy is online only so nah I totally doubt it's real now. It's definitely a man behind it or stealing pics like you said.
No rich lesbian for me kek

No. 1835100

>>1834194
Love this. Thank you for letting this thread interesting.

No. 1835108

>>1834936
The ublock workaround doesn't work for me either, I use another workaround but it's basically kept me off youtube altogether. Does piss me off when I click through to something out of curiosity though or want to listen to music I can only find on there.

No. 1835109

Had a dream of PJ Harvey singing a cover of a song she never covered, it sounded amazing I wish it was actually recorded.

No. 1835110

>>1835108
I turned off Adblock in chrome for a couple weeks. Someone told me YouTube just stopped harassing them after a while so I turned adblock back on and haven’t gotten a warning for weeks. I think something reset.
Also Brave browser blocks the ads just fine and has the whole time

No. 1835122

File: 1704033769892.jpg (23.74 KB, 500x514, 1686499143184246.jpg)

feeling like shit going to dip into my savings to order fast food

No. 1835136

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>>1835062
is this it? it's the first thing that came up when i searched your exact keywords

No. 1835137

>>1835077
don't do it, it could be some sex trafficking thing and they can try filming you n shit, also, how do you even know if the older rich woman is really a woman?

No. 1835145

I'm glad someone said that about the cat situation cause my mom kept trying to make me feel guilty for not taking my cats outside and I was like ??? Lots of cats are kept inside or am I crazy? And my brother's cat was an outdoor cat and he contracted some disease and had to be handed over to a shelter cause we didn't have money for a vet and I think he's dead now. I don't get why my mom is so pissy about my cats not going outside, she is not even an animal person she doesn't like them.

No. 1835153

>>1835145
If she doesn't like them then she may have read that outdoor cats have lower life expectancies and wants them gone. Where I'm from people treat cats like they care about them but then let them out and shrug when they don't come back because they inevitably get squashed. Such a weird thing people have with cats.

No. 1835158

>>1835085
Lmao wtf. This looks so generic. A slasher who only kills enbys or something? Let me enjoy my shitty horror movies in peace

No. 1835160

>>1835145
what does outdoor cat means? my cat likes to leave sometimes because he likes the shed but is home 90% of the time

No. 1835161

>>1835158
>A slasher who only kills enbys or something?
pretty based ngl

No. 1835163

>>1835145
She hates your cats. I saw a cat (very young) hit by a car just yesterday. Keep your cats indoors if you truly love them

No. 1835187

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I genuinely don't sweat it when someone wishes bad on me because I really think that if you wish bad on someone, it will instead come back to you. The person who abused me would sometimes openly tell me that they hoped xyz would happen to me and it would make me incredibly anxious, so it became a coping method to break that mindset. That goes for the one time someone a-logged me on here too.

No. 1835191

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>>1835187
Our abusers going to suffer horrible fates, sleep sweet at night knowing you aren't and never will be that low

No. 1835195

>>1835187
What is wrong with this bug why is it pink doesn't seem right

No. 1835198

>>1835195
He's quite literally just chillin'

No. 1835199

>>1835195
you can't just ask bugs why they're pink, nonnie

No. 1835201

File: 1704041415275.jpg (102.27 KB, 992x992, 1661441132495.jpg)

Murder

No. 1835205

need more male gacha trash

No. 1835216

Django Unchained is suuuuuch a good movie

No. 1835217

>>1835187
this bug is so cute, it looks like an animal crossing bug

No. 1835238

i hate needing to pee

No. 1835254

I'm spending new years eve all alone with a tiramisu cake and a bottle of mulled wine while watching this weird ass lesbian isekai anime because I don't have any close friends or a significant other to hang with and my family members are spending the evening with their respective friends. Good for them I guess. Anyways, I just cried because I am lonely and drunk and because the picture on the milk carton is so cute. It is a painted picture of a sheep and a lamb that hug each other. It reminded me of me and my mom. I will probably go to bed at 10 pm I don't want to see the fireworks anyways adios bitchachos and happy new year

No. 1835269

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what should i get for new year dinner, so far on the list is frozen spring rolls and potstickers.

No. 1835275

We're having a lazy new years so just horchata and pop eyes which sounds weird together but I really want horchata

No. 1835282

I've never read anything up on pretty privilege and skip every single post infighting about it, for no reason other than pretty privilege sounding retarded and me not being able to take it seriously because of that.

No. 1835284

>>1835254
I'm spending new years with you telepathically

No. 1835306

I find it interesting that people who routinely beg for large sums of money online constantly always have a routine like clockwork of making baiting posts pretending to be suicidal and making vague threats before the softlaunch the link to garner sympathy and concern in hopes of getting more donations. Like every single time. The shamelessness that comes with clusterbees is crazy. They think people are too stupid to catch on I guess?

No. 1835310

>>1835269
You can never go wrong with cheeses and nice crackers, I have to get charcuterie every NYE

No. 1835312

>>1835306
so true tbh mental illness is fake anyways and everything people do is to trick and manipulate you

No. 1835313

>>1834910
im 99% sure you can select for sex when you do ivf

No. 1835314

File: 1704050918009.gif (5.94 MB, 480x270, anteater.gif)

i've been eating so much cheese tonight

No. 1835317

>>1835269
Spring rolls on new years are the best. I love some fresh veggies with dill dip to munch on.

No. 1835325

File: 1704051650807.jpg (327.59 KB, 1079x1070, 1000013041.jpg)

Once, a friend told me were talking about cats and the conversation turned to whether or not cats like blood. He insisted that cats never like blood, which didn't make sense to me because aren't cats technically eating blood when they kill and munch a prey? But apparently, I'm right so fuck that incorrect faggot. Also also, today I learned that cats like to lick period blood off of tampons? I'm not sure what I expected.

No. 1835343

>>1835312
Did that strike a nerve? Because I'm specifically talking about seasoned grifters who try to guilt people into giving them mass amounts of donations, so im guessing you're projecting whatever you want onto what I said

No. 1835354

File: 1704054280745.png (3.41 MB, 1170x1702, Screenshot 2023-12-31 at 12.25…)

And they say eugenics is “wrong”

No. 1835358

>>1835306
I hate how everyone feels so comfortable panhandling these days. Like nobody should feel comfortable asking random strangers online/loose connections for any sum of money, unless someone is already dead

No. 1835360

>>1835254
Anon what’s the isekai’s name? I’ll watch it and pretend we spend the new years watching it together.

No. 1835361

File: 1704054638354.png (378.89 KB, 602x564, 1000013045.png)

Come on, nonas, stop falling for the obvious bait in /g/. Everyone knows Greek pilosophers were retarded, pedophilic faggots. Okay maybe the pedophilic faggots were more of the Romans, but Greek philosophers were still overall retarded about women. Plus their faces must've looked ugly as hell. Would you listen to a fat ugly, balding moid about women? No, you wouldn't.

No. 1835364

>>1835358
This anon must have a guilty conscience or something >>1835312 because being ~mentally ill~ will never be a valid excuse to live entirely off of grifting when you don't have a disability and just want to self indulge and troll online all night and day. I genuinely cannot imagine repeatedly like clockwork asking people for thousands of dollars, these are able-bodied people pretending to be in crisis 9 months out of the year when they aren't. So yeah, it's manipulative and shameless.

No. 1835367

>>1835361
That post is legitimately so funny, scrotes pretending to make deep points about female sexuality while just about admitting they're basement-dwelling NEETS…the irony. Hope he got the fedora he wanted for Christmas kek, what a retard.

No. 1835368

>>1833476
Why don't you just draw old computers without humanizing them

No. 1835369

>>1835254
> this weird ass lesbian isekai anime
I wish I can watch animu with you anon. Which lesbian isekai anime is it anyways? There's been so many of them in the past few years.

No. 1835371

>>1835368
Nta but it's a fun prompt asshole

No. 1835377

>>1835371
Computers are sexy on their own, they don't need to be humanized to make them appealing.

No. 1835379

>>1835377
Do you think planes are sexy too

No. 1835381

>>1835379
No, you have to be fucked in the head to find planes attractive

No. 1835382

>>1835377
ok sheldon

No. 1835384

>>1835354
Men attracted to disabled people, midgets and quadriplegics are weirdos I’m sorry I would not trust such men around children.

No. 1835385

>>1835382
Since when did Sheldon from Big Bang Theory want to fuck a computer

No. 1835386

>>1835385
this site is for people over the age of 18

No. 1835388

File: 1704055485965.png (205.6 KB, 335x750, 1000013046.png)

>>1835385
I think she means the Sheldon that literally wanted to fuck a computer.

No. 1835390

>>1835386
I don't think anyone under the age of 18 watches or even knows about The Big Bang Theory

No. 1835391

>>1835388
He looks like he'd be some farmer's husbando or even bf if irl
>>1835390
Lucky them

No. 1835396

I hate how everything tastes like fucking shit after I have a seizure. I just want to eat some tuna

No. 1835403

File: 1704056397273.jpg (107.47 KB, 1200x1132, Silver_Shell.jpg)

>>1835388
Remember Silver Shell? Kek

No. 1835404

>>1835390
Good. That show needs to be buried.

No. 1835409

>>1835403
Oh yeah in that episode he used to catfish Jenny kek

No. 1835410

>>1835388
>>1835391
I did really like Sheldon and even made nsfw art of him and Jenny

No. 1835411

>>1835410
i didnt know rebecca sugar was a farmer

No. 1835412

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No. 1835415

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>>1835411
I know, I know, I'm cringe

No. 1835419

I liked him too tbh

No. 1835422

>>1835411
She'd fit in really well actually especially with her being married to a dude for like 12 years but considering herself queer a couple years ago when the comphet masterdoc was popular especially

No. 1835428

i hate when someone baits with a potential cow but then they never give names, it's a boogeyman at that point

No. 1835431

>>1835428
Like that apparent south park artist that got arrested for CP. I wanna know who it was too

No. 1835434

>>1835360
>>1835369
>>1835284
Thank you, you guys are really sweet! I wish you guys could be here I would share my snacks and drinks with you. The name of the anime is just 'I'm in Love with the Villainess'

No. 1835437

>>1835431
yeah if they dont give names i will just assume its pakichan baiting as always

No. 1835441

I'm watching H2O

No. 1835452

>>1835441
I tried watching it but it's boring.

No. 1835455

>>1835441
do you have a special power nonnie? man i miss that show. i meant to watch it last summer but i never got around to it. who's your favorite so far ?

No. 1835456

my cat's so fucking agressive today for no reason

No. 1835459

>>1835456
They hear the booms miles away

No. 1835461

>>1835459
its not even midnight here, and he was sleeping like a king last time there were fireworks. I think its because the retard broke his electronic dancing fish toy and has nothing else to play with.

No. 1835464

File: 1704059898623.jpg (9.3 KB, 180x175, 1000013048.jpg)

In April, it will be Kaguya's 20th anniversary! Happy early birthday, lesbian-born mouse!

No. 1835474

i hate mutahar but him obliterating the completionist out of nowhere was the highlight of 2023 youtube drama

No. 1835479

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I like white tea and oolong tea is my favorite, so how come I dislike green tea? It's impossible to drink unless I ruin it with adding a third of milk and a big spoon of honey, and even then I manage just barely. Matcha is fine though.

No. 1835484

>>1835479
I hate oolong and I hate milk

No. 1835487

>>1835484
Okay but what about green tea?

No. 1835488

>>1835464
love that for her

No. 1835494

im bored tell me a secret

No. 1835495

File: 1704061610670.gif (3.84 MB, 498x364, tumblr_5f80b152c79068769475a4e…)

>playing MK with some old high school friends
>random music playing in the background
>Toxic comes on, love that song
>my turn to go against one of the guys
>my faggot ex, sitting one friend away from me, starts singing along
>get so annoyed that it single-handedly powers me with enough rage to win the game with a shitty PS5 controller that has stopped me from connecting combos the whole night
I guess he's still useful in some ways.

No. 1835499

>>1835494
I didn't brush my teeth this morning your turn

No. 1835501

>>1835495
why do you still hang out with your ex

No. 1835503

>>1835494
One time in kindergarten I took another girls fluffy hair tie when she went to the toilet after taking it off, and she spent the rest of the evening looking for it. In the end I felt so bad about it that I cried and couldn't really sleep the night, so next morning I stealthily put it in one of the lego boxes we had in the hallway, invited her to play and acted all innocently like "Oh my, look XYZ, here's your hair tie, how did you forget you put it here?". I've never told this to anyone.

No. 1835504

>>1835499
i hate everyone in my art group but stay with them for the connections your turn

No. 1835508

>>1835504
you know what thats kind of a lie some of them are cool. a lot of them are porn addicted faggots or retard gendies who lecture every five seconds. for some reason these two groups never seem to clash
>>1835503
one time in first grade we were signing each others folders before we went on summer break and i signed my name on one girls super big and started crying because i thought she would be mad at me but she just laughed it off

No. 1835511

>>1835487
Usually I like it, matcha I only liked in chocolate or bubble tea.

No. 1835522

I genuinely work so hard to not let myself believe that micro chips in our brains for commercial purposes are real and youtube just suggested me something I just thought about, I did not speak of it out loud, I didn't search for it elsewhere, nothing

No. 1835524

>>1835522
Yeah I microchipped you and make you act like an annoying cunt sometimes for laughs

No. 1835528

>>1835524
But I never do anything amusing

No. 1835530

>>1835528
i put another microchip in you and cancelled out the first anons microchip for laughs

No. 1835531

>>1835455
Tbh, I like all of them!
I guess Rikki maybe
She has her negative traits but she's just so chill and such a little shit sometimes I respect it.
I'm on episode 24 rn

No. 1835533

File: 1704062852719.jpeg (530.15 KB, 2048x2048, 1534437119685.jpeg)

Thoughts?

No. 1835536

>>1835530
stop microchipping my microchip victims bitch

No. 1835539

>>1835533
what do you want us to say like kek

No. 1835541

>>1835536
youre only saying that because i microchipped you to be mad about me microchipping your microchip victims

No. 1835542

>>1835533
unfunny and clearly misogynistic garbage made by someone who thinks having a boyfriend a job makes you a "stacy". this place is sf embarrassing sometimes

No. 1835545

>>1835533
i miss this era of lc

No. 1835546

>>1835533
I don't recognize the guy in the body pillow

No. 1835547

I count calories because I am trying to gain weight but I'm afraid I come off as an anachan

No. 1835549

>>1835547
god forbid someone thinks you might be mentally ill lmao don't be such a loser

No. 1835553

>>1835549
People do treat you differently if you're mentally ill don't be dense

No. 1835556

>>1835501
I dated him when I was in high school and he's still cool with the other guys. We parted on ok terms, he's just annoying and faggy so I don't talk to him unless the friend group gets together.
It's also new year here, happy new year nonnas.

No. 1835560

>>1835542
-10 PPP

No. 1835600

>>1835494
When I need self inserts and OCs for live action series I mash up different celebrities and models 1000 times in FaceApp and tweak the results with other photo editing apps.

No. 1835608

>>1835533
why is the vibrator so big

No. 1835612

>>1835608
definetly doesnt have vaginismus

No. 1835613

>>1835388
I hated this annoying freak so much

No. 1835616

I ate too much, my stomach is bursting

No. 1835623

>>1835533
I think I know what hidden board you went to

No. 1835625

>>1835612
Of course not, cause vaginismus is FAKE just like autism

No. 1835627

Why don't we do a NYE watch along or music stream like r/a/dio? Feels like there are a lot of anons celebrating alone today, I think it'd be fun. r/a/dio is fun too but moids always coompost and whine about their lives so it ruins the music sometimes

No. 1835630

>>1835533
I used to be a really mean anachan, so yes this is accurate

No. 1835634

>>1835627
We're having a party in the cytube right now, join us

No. 1835635

>>1835625
I'll make autism real.

No. 1835640

HOOOH HAH, HOO HAAA

No. 1835644

i envy boomersand millenials so much

No. 1835646

>>1835644
millennials seem like their lives are so much more fun

No. 1835647

>>1835646
they got to experience an smartphone free youth and i will always envy them for that

No. 1835649

>>1835647
I am so glad I grew up without phones/iPads etc. I have so many wonderful memories actually playing and acting like a child

No. 1835650

>>1835647
a cellphone was first put in my hand when i was 9 years old. Gen X parents should be forced to do prison time after what they’ve allowed to happen

No. 1835655

I accidentally put sea salt in my tea and tbh, my throat is wayy better kek.

No. 1835672

I love that MacBooks have the magnetic sides on the keyboard. I stick my sewing needles on there when I'm crocheting.

No. 1835674

>>1835644
>>1835646
If you are a nerd zoomer you'd be a nerd millenial and stay in your computer or videogame all day long like I did. Life would still suck but you'd be more lonely than ever.

No. 1835677

>>1835674
the internet and videogames were better back then so it sounds like an improvement

No. 1835685

>>1835677
What is stopping you from playing old games? They are still around, you can play it on your computer

No. 1835691

>>1835685
are you retarded? for real

No. 1835696

there are three chocolate cakes in my house and I hate food waste but why God why, so many mini pizzas as well… so many spring rolls

No. 1835704

>>1835696
Girl just eat them

No. 1835706

>>1835677
Not if you had dial-up internet.

No. 1835707

>>1835706
i have the fastest internet known to mankind and its useless because the internet is dead and it's boring and barren

No. 1835708

>>1835696
Give them to me

No. 1835710

>>1835696
Give them to me

No. 1835715

>>1835674
Yeah but we weren't expected to have our names, faces, medical history and personal tragedies attached to everything. The internet had dedicated spaces for kids, and there wasn't the constant pushing of random shitty products by desperate influencers. It was miles better than anything we have today. I wish it could come back, but that was before advertisers had sunk their claws into every facet of our lives.

No. 1835717

>>1835715
advertisers arent the problem, politicians trying to control the internet is. Everyone can agree the internet got ruined by the americanization of the internet thanks to gamergate and trump.

No. 1835718

>>1835691
What? You gonna tell me you want some stupid super nintendo and crap when you can actually play the same games on the computer? Be serious zoom zoom

No. 1835719

>>1835718
all of the 00s mmos i used to see my older relatives play are dead

No. 1835720

>>1835719
All is well then, it was all time waster crap. Go play something actually good.

No. 1835721

>>1835720
there is nothing good anymore

No. 1835726

>>1835696
This is what your freezer is for. Freeze cake slices today, eat yummy cake months from now.

No. 1835727

happy new year nonas just wanna say i love being a woman

No. 1835728

Should I go out and get some monster rehab before I go party?

No. 1835729

>>1835728
Yes but get the peach one. And one for me too please.

No. 1835730

>>1835729
Sounds good and sure I'll pick you up one too ♥

No. 1835731

>>1835721
God I wish we could back so I wouldn't have to read you fucking hatchlings complaining about games and the past you only lived through moodboards
"I have nothing to play" always same shit
>has probably an entire library of untouched games on steam
>"waaa they're not good like the old ones"
>never played games made before 2003 because ugly graphics or other lame excuse
>"games were so much better before" but don't fucking dare to touch them just complain like a damn gen x
You know what was better before? Your likes weren't born yet.

Also happy new year guys not for the zoomers though

No. 1835732

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>>1835730
Thanks nonnie, enjoy your party!

No. 1835734

>>1835731
lots of projection going on. In fact, i dont play anything made past 2011. I am also not complaining that there isnt anything to play, but that new games suck.

No. 1835736

>>1835734
Then go fuck yourself

No. 1835738

>>1835736
why so anggy. Bet you project but you yourself dont play anything that doesnt have kawiwi sparkly HD graphics and turbo easy mod alongside your discord friends for moral support. I have played and beaten original metroid, ghost and goblins, and megaman, amongst others.

No. 1835740

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>>1835738
did you also make giygas your bitch?

No. 1835741

so who's still waiting for the New Year where are my western anons at

No. 1835743

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>>1835740
no i dont play jrpg shit, thats for trannies

No. 1835748

File: 1704077064910.jpg (93.77 KB, 500x747, 1000013055.jpg)

>>1835743
I dont like Omori or Undertale, but I'll always have a soft spot for Earthbound and Yume Nikki. All the trannies who try to infiltrate those games can go stick their dicks in a blender.

No. 1835749

>>1835748
true, but they are still pretty gay entry level games

No. 1835750

>>1835749
Not to me, anon. Not to me.

No. 1835751

>>1835738
Nah, my computer broke a few years back during a storm because I live in the middle of nowhere and the internet connection sucks so I legit have no wifi to speak of and I also don't have discord. Last thing I played was shadowrun few days ago in a snes emulator on my ps2 that is also about to die. I am angry because I can, go shove that fake positivity bullshit in your zoomie hole. Also your taste in games suck balls
>>1835743
Big ass retardation you play metroid, tranny heaven

No. 1835752

>>1835751
metroid>shadowrun. Metroid has a cool female character, shadowrun has a generic moid.

No. 1835753

>>1835752
Girl, thats the argument you wanna use? Your game sucks and trannies love that shit, that character is a fucking joke

No. 1835754

>>1835743
i enjoy all these lovely shit jrpgs

No. 1835755

File: 1704077591653.jpg (128.59 KB, 1024x1024, 1703168998261.jpg)

>>1835753
Wait, Samus is a joke? Samus is just getting the Tomoko treatment, I think they're meant to have some women and girls relate, it's just that trannies like to force their big, balding heads into everything that will never belong to them.

No. 1835756

>>1835753
you havent even played it

No. 1835759

File: 1704077834115.jpg (31.35 KB, 618x680, 9da.jpg)

>>1835754
Based anon enjoying what she likes, even when her favorite things get shit on

No. 1835760

>>1835743
Omori was great until that lil bitch went outside and had a friendship is magic experience, best ending is dead plant move away ending

No. 1835761

>>1835756
I did and it sucks cry me a river

No. 1835762

>>1835751
>I live in the middle of nowhere
>Last thing I played was shadowrun

Ahhh makes sense. I’d probably be an angry autist stuck in the past if I were you too.

No. 1835765

>>1835762
I ain't stuck in the past because I wanna, unlike some.

No. 1835766

>>1835760
I played Omori and I still can't believe that nigga really killed his sister because he chimped out over a violin KEK and then that little plant kid just fucking helps him stage the body KEKK but I'll still respect people who enjoy it. To each their own.(racebaiting)

No. 1835769

>>1835761
>it sucks
sounds like you never got past the first level

No. 1835773

>>1835769
I dunno it's been a while I'm def not trying that crap again, I hate games like that. I don't care about dick measuring either, you're still a dumb zoomer.

No. 1835778

I wish I had a pc that could run house flipper 2 but I'd probably get tired of it in two weeks max anyway.

No. 1835779

>>1835773
you might not be a zoomer but you have the soul of one if something like metroid filters you out

No. 1835780

>>1835779
Nah, it's called having a personal taste. Now shut up about this stupid game, I also don't play sonic and mario, what about that?

No. 1835783

>>1835780
sonic and mario are shit, metroid isnt

No. 1835785

>>1835494
Ive looked myself up on PULL and also doxbin before. Not that I would have been on either since I am a literal who but I was so curious.

No. 1835788

all nintendo big titles are goyslop made to sell. being a pokefag at least I admit my shit is inherently trash.

No. 1835789

>>1835788
metroid isnt, otherwise they would shit 50 a year instead of making one every 10 years.

No. 1835790

>>1835789
metroid very much is after they gave samus a thot suit and put her on smash.

No. 1835791

>>1835789
They don't make new ones because it's trash kek

No. 1835794

>>1835791
they dont make new metroids because the gameplay loop can be very repetitive and they cant really come up with many new gameplay aspects. they could make a first person metroid with open world and exploration but nintendo could never put real effort to make a real game, they would rather shit out another pokemon or zelda because nintoddlers would get mad at a metroid game you cant sexualize tf out of samus.

No. 1835796

LC new years party is just nerds bickering

No. 1835798

>>1835796
at least the site is up and working this year yay

No. 1835802

>>1835790
>thot suit
damn i didnt know that was a thot suit, i guess solid snake is also a turbo thot

No. 1835808

File: 1704081460837.jpg (39.42 KB, 563x818, 70648798900c42c5bda6bb9770e995…)

Just learned that Whimper audios are a thing, huh

No. 1835809

File: 1704081481518.png (244.38 KB, 403x739, Img_mgslc_solid_snake.png)

>>1835802
Nta and I had to look up who that was, but yes. Even the name is kinda porny.

No. 1835814

>>1835809
i want to see his solid snake

No. 1835820

>>1835390
>even knows about
yes but
>watches
no, bc BBT is popular but the misogynistic and male chauvinistic aspects of it have come to light so most will probably not watch it. and anyone that does watch it is probably a TiF about to give it the South Park treatment.

No. 1835824

>>1835412
looking at this character drawn shirtless but with pants, i've suddenly remembered the time i drew a shirtless skinny neck-length-hair pretty animu boy in the margins of my English literature textbook and folded it to cover it, and i lent it to my English teacher bc she asked for a spare textbook and she was my fav teacher so how could i say no, and when i got it back the fold was unfolded but she never said anything about it to me ever and now that ghost carrot hovers over me forever.

No. 1835826

>>1835495
>my faggot ex, sitting one friend away from me, starts singing along
ugh, i just cringed and shuddered, i can so easily imagine him singing in a register too damn high for him and trying imitate the talent of a woman and Britney's breathy vocals.

No. 1835835

I hate fireworks

No. 1835844

File: 1704087553905.jpg (65.96 KB, 946x2048, poops.jpg)

I just saw a post where someone logged every poop they took for a year. Are these normal numbers? I feel like if I tracked mine, every month would be <10. Maybe even 5 or less.

No. 1835846

>>1835533
Weird misogynistic loser dollhouse fingerpainting. I find it interesting that mostly men obsessively make these but the occasional woman wants to emulate them every blue moon so they latch onto it and claim it's women being mean ebil boolies. Anyone who makes these is a fucking loser.

No. 1835847

>>1835844
They can be yeah maybe he has ibs. There are plenty twice-a-dayers that are healthy too.

No. 1835855

>>1835846
It's something an AGP would make as they pretend to be a damaged e-thot on discord

No. 1835860

>>1835855
I knew a guy years ago who made these, he was and still is a manlet loser. Before you could get "cancelled" by your social circles for it, he made racist and violent wojacks before branching out to serious misogyny and depictions of women that are overtly sexual and dehumanizing. Wish him a very happy die soon, useless contributions to the online fabric to feel better about himself and the fact that hes 5'4.

No. 1835872

File: 1704091934423.jpg (83.46 KB, 1200x675, 2GtQN2p.jpg)

>me realizing i'm close to getting my period and feeling the mild pre-period stomach pains after i've already had two cinnamon toasts, a two-egg omlette, and raspberry tea(it's going to turn into debilitating atrocious pain and i'm going to have to puke up my entire breakfast just to make it somewhat endurable)

No. 1835877

File: 1704093316742.jpeg (44.44 KB, 500x449, IMG_5780.jpeg)

>neighbors screaming karaoke at 11pm at night

No. 1835890

I used to be fucking obsessed with this Pop Danthology video.

No. 1835895

those came out in 2007 memes are fucking amazing I don't care

No. 1835907

>>1835533
Who is this supposed to be?

No. 1835918

File: 1704099953081.jpg (27.53 KB, 516x715, 20231229_080149.jpg)

Anybody else watch Liz seiberts yt shorts for her boyfriend

No. 1835922

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made bulgogi, was a+++

No. 1835947

happy 2024 to all of you lovely wonderful nonas except the ones who eviscerated me two days ago

No. 1835948

>>1835947
What'd you say 2 days ago that was stupid asf?

No. 1835952

>>1835948
not telling

No. 1835957

>>1835952
Must've been bad

No. 1835963

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Fucking hilarious that the mentally ill retards in /gayge/ think women would care enough about them to spend months and years doing the dedicated sperging only their kind is capable of repeatedly in their thread. All they do is talk about rape and cock and they think women care enough to interact with them all day all year? Kek delusion

No. 1835970

>>1835963
not to defend them but wouldn't you posting that screenshot here prove their point kek i don't even go on 4fags anymore and don't care. just stop caring, it doesn't matter.

No. 1835979

>>1835970
Not at all, I have literally never and will never post there. It's really easy to search for mentions of LC btw.

No. 1835986

i buy steam games on sale despite not having a gaming pc, still saving. like if its soemthing i want to play with the price halved i just go hell yeah… that'll be something for me in the far future…

No. 1835992

>>1835979
but why even waste that energy when you know damn well what you're going to find every single time ? kek there are cows that are way more fun anon…

No. 1836012

waking up at 6 am for no fucking reason and not being able to fall back asleep…

No. 1836015

I wonder if one could run a script on those "pay to play app" things as passive income. They pay pennies anyway, so there shouldn't be too much protection against this kind of thing, right?

No. 1836020

It's always weird how much boobs can make or break your body. Mine randomly sprouted after taking medication and they're big and rounder now, I don't have to stay a super low weight to look decent and it just looks more "put together"

No. 1836033

When I scrolled through /ot/ last night at a certain point almost every post looked like it was made by a drunk lol
Speedy recovery and hydration to everynonny with a new years hangover

No. 1836051

i miss those white garlic chicken lean pockets so fucking much

No. 1836058

There's like mold or something growing all over the back seats of my car. I hope vinegar fixes it

No. 1836059

Awooga

No. 1836061

it weirds me out to think null is a lc regular

No. 1836063

>>1836058
Hey, so air it out too; or use a hair dyer after the vinegar sits.
You can also “shampoo” your seats

No. 1836100

I hate it when I’m hungry but I just brushed my teeth and they’re clean and I dont want to eat and get food on them

No. 1836120

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Does anyone else remember how popular this color combo was? It's was fugly, but I do love how bright and florescent the trendy colors during this time were

No. 1836125

>>1836120
I had a livejournal blog that was that color combo, I loved it

No. 1836147

>>1836120
God this shit was top tier. It's tacky as fuck but it still hits the same way in my opinion… guilty pleasure for sure.

No. 1836148

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every time I see the phrase "shit libs" I immediately picture this man making the post, I can't help it. every single time.

No. 1836156

I cold

No. 1836160

>>1836156
electric blanket?

No. 1836162

you so pale

No. 1836163

>>1836162
….you're on air

No. 1836169

Feeling jealous of Britbongs because they get to call their country "TERF island".

No. 1836170

>>1836162
I like that one about Chris P. Bacon

No. 1836172

>>1836169
i'm envious too, bc my country used to have male retards that would cut off their dick and balls and now have renamed themselves after some mystical creatures, TRAs think i'm supposed to be anti-"transphobia", and if i'm being transphobic, they'll respond with things along the lines of "they won't pick you""tuh slippery slope, transphobes will go after you next wah wah""transphobes are racists!""to a transphobe a poc woman is the same as a man" and retarded diaspora claim that kweerness is inherent to my country's culture and history.

No. 1836173

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The pic on the left, which was spammed all over internet, is in fact just an edit, the unedited version is on the right

No. 1836175

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wait…what was the first sponsored youtube video?

No. 1836176

>>1836173
I'm gonna be sick I cant believe this

No. 1836178

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>>1836176
They've earned it, british gc feminists are awesome.

No. 1836187

>>1836178
I think you replied to the wrong anon, but I agree. You brits earned it.

No. 1836203

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>>1836172
>racists!""to a transphobe a poc woman is the same as a man
Kek, and I rarely see radical feminists being racist. Trannies though? Honestly, they are some of the most hateful, unhinged and racist people I have ever seen. I talked to self-proclaimed neo nazis that were more tolerable than trannies. Trannies try to manipulate "women of color" into joining forces with them by hollering how how "hateful" and "racist" TERFs are, but I would take living in a theoretical nation full of nothing but terfs for the rest of my life over being in a restroom with a tranny for sixty seconds.

No. 1836228

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GIVE A FUCK WHAT YA HEARD
YEAH FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD
THIS REAL SHIT KICKED YOUR WHOLE CLIQUE TO THE CURB
WHAT WHAT
WHAT WHAT
WHAT WHAT
BUT YOU DON'T HEAR ME THO
RUN UP BITCH TADA DEATH GET GRIPPED MY STEEZE IS BALLIN' OUT
OF CONTROL
WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT BUBBLIN?
HUSTLE BONES COMIN OUT MY MOUTH

No. 1836235

>>1836173
Why did he get all that surgery and why are his cheeks so hollow?

No. 1836241

Sometimes I wish I could have my very own house and build a room with pastel colors and cute light brown wood elements so I could fill it with cute dolls, toys and plushies. I never had my own room as a kid and now I still want to have a space where I can decorate and show off all my toys and trinkets.

No. 1836242

>>1834298
Progressive chicks should be banned from media

No. 1836248

>>1836235
He was insecurity

No. 1836251

Are youtubers or streamers still getting cancelled for playing Hogwarts legacy or do most people not give a shit?

No. 1836269

>>1836251
no, its the best selling game of 2023

No. 1836277

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>>1835766
>racebaiting
Oh come ON, mods. You know I didn't say "nigga" specifically to call Sunny a fucking slur. Look at him. He's not even black because he's a scrawny ass Japanese boy. If I MEANT to say it as a slur, it wouldnt even make any sense. I'm black and I say nigga whenever I'm feeling silly and wanna mess around, I never actually mean it to be racist. So I get spanked with a ban for this "racebait", but the white scrote that infiltrated the black girl problems thread got to talk about our vaginas being equivalent to "roast beef" and got away with it? Fuck you, mods. YOU learn to integrate.

No. 1836284

>>1836251
Idk, coward callmekevin still haven't posted more of his gameplay after locking the comments of his first hogwarts legacy video, even though he recently replayed old hp games. It fucking sucks.

No. 1836285

>>1836277
beautiful nonna.

No. 1836328

>>1836277
Mods are power tripping pretty hard lately. They will ban anons even if they dont break any rules or do anything bad but will defend ovbious fags that shit up the unpopular opinion thread with their looksperging and faggotry. They are tranny 4chan/discord mods at this point.

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>>1836187
Kek my bad. I did indeed mean to reply to >>1836169

No. 1836332

I said no to something and it didn't spiral into anything terrible, if anything it made things better. Already on top of my new years resolutions kek

No. 1836343

I wanna play harry potter: magic awakened but I don't have enough storage, sad

No. 1836353

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THEYRE REAL???????

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No. 1836396

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I really do want to try those new York garbage plates. I'll make one soon.

No. 1836401

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>>1836396
Samefag, posting a different pic cause for some reason the fries in that pic look cold.

No. 1836402

>>1836401
What does it consist of?

No. 1836406

>>1836277
Haha mods! You're literally banning black women only because she's typing her thoughts. Get bent with your constant "race-baiting" bans you racists.

No. 1836407

>>1836402
Potatoes (it seems like most people do fries or homestyle taters), macaroni salad, burger patties with cheese, and some kind of meat sauce. Then condiments like mayo and ketchup and hot sauce on top

No. 1836426

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>>1836396
This is reminding me of a munchie box

No. 1836443

>>1836396
>>1836401
>>1836426
Would eat all of them at once right now

No. 1836469

Do you guys ever look at a movie and just wonder why should I care if robots take the writers' jobs?

No. 1836474

>>1836469
I just think the robots are already writing it (if it’s new)

No. 1836475

>>1836469
They’ll make it worst. AI is exclusively derivative but humans have the slim chance of being original. Be harsher and more critical to humans but no AI please

No. 1836486

I assume any moid artist who draws Natalie Portman in that movie where she is a child with a bobcut is a pedo, am I the only one?

No. 1836487

I used to write a bunch of summaries for stories I wanted to write because I didn't quite know how to write it out but the ideas were pretty solid so I wanna fully write them out someday soon

No. 1836491

>>1836469
Most Hollywood people are nepo-tards who can't write for shit and just rehash and ruin what already worked. There would be no net difference.

I'm excited for movie making AI acting, visuals, effects and voicing to be possible by one or two people on a computer, power of creativity to the people. not the old molesty farts who direct and control everything. I am also excited for modeling to stop existing kek.

No. 1836495

>>1836486
They definitely are, pedos love that movie. It makes me feel so bad for Natalie.

No. 1836522

>>1836486
I fucking hate that movie Luc Besson was ‘married’ to a literal child when he made that

No. 1836531

File: 1704159783504.gif (5.07 MB, 426x640, smoking-fast-forward.gif)

I am glad decent AI voice filters are a thing. I can finally fully larp as a man online. I am going to join so many moid ridden discord servers and games.

No. 1836546

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Realizing that you can just return the buggy in the store instead of looking for a cart thing in the parking lot changed my life.

Side note, I really dislike when people bring their animals into stores, especially grocery stores. Call me paranoid but I do think people may be pretending that their pets are service animals so that they can take them wherever without someone telling them off. This pic is super cute though, I love dachshunds.

No. 1836547

>>1836531
The one time I said anything on vc they thought I was a 14 year old boy, which gets you treated better than if they think you’re a woman so I won somehow

No. 1836552

I bought some $12 crab from Walmart. On a scale of 1-10, how sick do you think I'm gonna get after eating it?

No. 1836561

>>1836552
Walmart fish on a Monday? Good luck nonna…

No. 1836562

>>1836547
Ugh this brings me back to when I used to rp as a squeaker on online games because people were awful to girls

No. 1836627

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This is dumb but the other day I saw something about how most of the rescue wolves released into Colorado are hunted and killed in Wyoming on the border and it made me feel so sad. I know its because they kill off their livestock and terrorize farm animals, but entire packs go missing with their tracker tags destroyed and they're once again nearing extinction. I genuinely cannot imagine killing something so beautiful.

No. 1836633

Spotify suggesting me some 'gay stories' podcast and judging by the picture is probably something nasty. My eyes are offended. I'm so tired of this crap. I have no interest in greeks nor romans, night vale crap, male nerds talking, any erotic stories straight or gay, I absolutely hate podcasts.

No. 1836641

About to sleep at 1 in the morning

No. 1836644

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I Made fun of romance comics/novels and now it's all I ever read and write, I'm 83 chapters deep in a comic I've made fun of before for it's awful art and I swore I'd never read. what's happening to me?

No. 1836665

enabling this shit isnt okay btw like i get youre all bleeding hearts but youre making him worse!

No. 1836667

>>1836627
people are, on average, really retarded about wolves. I feel your pain- we have none left here at all and the environmental impact is notable, to say the least.

No. 1836673

>>1836633
spotify always recommended me the most retarded podcasts when i dont even listen to them. i think the app finally learned and fucked podcasts off my page but it took a long time.

No. 1836674

>>1836627
I don't know how it is in the US, but in Europe the compensation for dead livestock is never enough to cover actual damages.
The hypocrisy of conservationists doesn't help support either, look at VdL, she was pro-wolf, until one killed her pony, the permit to kill it was immediately awarded.

No. 1836676

>>1836674
Yeah that's why I feel stupid for feeling bad, I know they are destroying peopels livelihoods but part of me is like oh well too bad

No. 1836678

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It's so fucking funny when someone deeply psychologically obsessed with you starts getting into interests you had a decade or more ago like.. we've past that and you're very late but thank you for showing how weak willed and moldable you are

No. 1836679

>>1836678
Lol
What are the interests?

No. 1836708

>>1836679
Why are you so freaking nosy

No. 1836804

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I usually defend occasional speech anamoly but the current constant use of "not the [ ]" and delulu over and over again is fucking annoying. Learn some vocabulary instead of repeating the same stupid phrases six times a day

No. 1836807

>>1836804
100% agree especially when it's someone who's an adult (kids will be stupid always) they should be on a list and tested for mental defect.

No. 1836828

>>1835992
Passing a conversation about LC and choosing to share it on LC is fine, fuck off with your condescending unnecessary advising over what we post. Its well known that they post here anyway and admit to it. I can point out whatever I want faggit

No. 1836830

>>1836807
I'm talking about here on lolcow.

No. 1836870

>>1836674
I feel bad for laughing ‘cause the pony and the wolves that died but her about-face on wolf conservation was hilarious. She probably never cared.

No. 1836878

>>1836804
>>1836804
No bcuz I– [statement you just made]

No. 1836910

>>1836708
lol schizo nonna

No. 1836911

I hate when people refer to something as "tits" its so stupid and reddit tier.

No. 1836938

My body fat is like 30% and I’m technically 5 pounds overweight for my height, it’s making me look frumpy in clothing (maybe because they don’t fit anymore) but every time I see myself naked in the mirror I appear so incredibly sexy I turn myself on. I have such fortunate fat distribution it’s a real blessing but it demotivates me from losing weight which I really should for my health

No. 1836945

>>1836804
That pic is so ugly

No. 1836990

>>1836804
yeah its extremely obnoxious and the mods refuse to make the newfaggots integrate

No. 1837034

>>1836804
>not the [ ]
It doesn't even make sense. Zoomers, get off my lawn and go read a book. A real published classic, not a fanfic from twitter.

No. 1837037

>>1836804
> "not the [ ]"
What? Is there an example of this being used?

No. 1837057

>>1837037
like a comment under a video where a dog falls down after slipping on a banana peel, someone will comment "not the dog slipping on a literal banana peel I cannot with this rofl"

No. 1837076

>>1836804
I hate the slang because it's retarded, but I also appreciate it because it makes twitterfags and zoomers easier to clock.

No. 1837080

>>1837034
>A real published classic, not a fanfic from twitter.
unrelated but are fic threads still a thing? as in, just the person tweeting the outline of a fic in a long ass thread and then getting hailed as a literature genius for inducing so many feels. shit like this made me so depressed years ago that i quit writing for a few years because no one seemed to have any attention span left to read longer works kek.

No. 1837098

>>1834296
womanly hips

No. 1837123

File: 1704221728926.png (1.31 MB, 1024x677, BNlsIot.png)

>The personal friendship between President Ronald Reagan and Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher united them as "ideological soul-mates". They shared a commitment to the philosophy of the free market, low taxes, limited government, and a strong defence; they rejected détente and were determined to win the Cold War with the Soviet Union.
real life toxic couple goals.

No. 1837131

Shayna's first threads a few years ago disgusted me so much I quickly gave up on following her antics, but seeing that she's a "popular" cow makes me curious.

No. 1837132

>>1837131
If you were disgusted by Shayna in her early threads then you will be absolutely repulsed by her in her current threads

No. 1837134

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TV Tropes Fridge Brilliance page be like:
>why did this character use a spoon when he sat down at the breakfast table to eat his oatmeal?
>because spoons were designed to spoon up food contents for people to eat, and THAT'S why the spoon was picked for the oatmeal!

No. 1837135

>>1837132
Why am I not surprised…

No. 1837136

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>>1837123
Fun fact, Richard Nixon was a huge angloboo. His family traced its roots to English colonists, he was a big fan of Winston Churchill, he even caused a minor controversy by trying to having the US secret service adopt a more regal look(picrel). I think the biggest thing was when he tried to set up his daughter with Prince Charles.
https://www.life.com/people/prince-charles-and-tricia-nixon-the-match-that-didnt-take/

No. 1837141

>>1837134
Tvtropes got dumber and dumber as the years passed, didn't use to be that bad

No. 1837146

>>1837136
oh my god her little nixon nose is so cute, but made me laugh too hard

No. 1837147

>>1837136
Season 3 of The Crown would have been amazing!

No. 1837161

Hate how much of a pick me my mom is cause otherwise we get along alright

No. 1837217

>>1835533
I miss these, they were hilarious.

No. 1837230

>>1837134
TV Tropes headscratchers page be like:
>Why would character do -thing they'd know about if they actually finished the season-
>Because -the thing at the end of the season-

No. 1837272

Ha ha ha

No. 1837307

Thrifted a full outfit today including sunglasses, I'm so happy lol

No. 1837322

so uninspired. circus peanut

No. 1837326

I like how even though social media has made it so much easier for high school classmates and friends from your youth to keep track of you it’s also absolutely obliterated the whole “class reunion” shit

No. 1837338

Guess who's watching people playing video games on youtube? Video games that I already played recently just to see their reactions?

No. 1837341


No. 1837342

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The smell of boiling corn is so delicious. I need to find a corn scented perfume

No. 1837397

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She looks scary

No. 1837399

>>1837141
it used to be worse kek, remember the troper tales page where people admitted to weird shit like incest or tried to sound edgy by applying 'badass' tropes to themselves. also a bunch of pages on loli and hentai shit and users acting horny in the middle of regular trope pages (calling characters "lolilicious" out of nowhere and mentioning the exact timestamp and episodes of some characters panties, including live action kids).

they eventually removed all of this but still leave some weird shit up if it's not too blatant. and at the time of the removal there was a bunch of seething from lolicons in the forum section unironically writing huge essays on why the kodomo no jikan page should stay up because it's actually secretly deep kek.

No. 1837406

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No. 1837409

>>1837397
I’m never okay with this uncanny plastic surgery look

No. 1837413

what the fuck i have bee trying to decipher steam captcha for an hour fuck why the fuck are capchas so hard now

No. 1837417

>>1836911
Can I call my husbando's pecs tits?

No. 1837439

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Using a blender to make milkshakes is overrated. Get some ice cream and milk and mix that bitch up with a spoon. Im about to make one with haageendaas (or however you spell it) dulce de leche ice cream

No. 1837447

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I wish I could’ve missed out on being a whore. I’d rather be annoying and quirky than what I am now

No. 1837457

>>1837447
whats your pic from?

No. 1837466

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These stupid cups are hideous. At least Hydro Flasks are cute in an ugly way, these are just lame as fuck.

No. 1837468

>>1837417
No. Gross. If you do I'm calling the cops.

No. 1837479

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No. 1837489

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Today while I was removing trees in the jungle I swung my axe and hit my parrot and he died. RIP peanut the parrot the guilt is eating me you delivered a better owner.

No. 1837491

>>1837466
>>1837479
Since I guzzle water like a fucking dehydrated fish during the day I love giant water bottles and cups, even if they are ugly

No. 1837505

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Seeing South Koreans who've had a lot of plastic surgery next to real people is always so strange cause they always look unreal. Like they're photoshopped IRL. Have you ever seen a Korean person's art, like on a webtoon or something? That's what Korean people who have had a lot of surgery look like.

No. 1837506

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>>1837505
Samefag
>real people
Not to say that Korean people aren't real, I just mean people who haven't had work or as much surgery.
Obese cat pic unrelated.

No. 1837509

>>1837505
It's always creepy when kpop idols especially go to fashion week events, and take photos with random celebrities. The obsession with extreme plastic surgery in Korea is sad tbh

No. 1837511

>>1837505
I saw a Gangnam Unnie in real life once and it was terrifying. She looked like she was wearing a mask.

No. 1837512

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>>1837511
Are you talking about all this stuff in picrel? Is this normal in Korea? I feel like western people are more likely to be averse to clearly botched surgeries.

No. 1837517

>>1837512
Yes, she looked almost exactly like the top left. I think there's several camps just like the west where some people go to the extreme but a lot of people are rightfully put off by botched work. Not sure if the thresholds are different though.

No. 1837522

>>1837505
korean netizens were calling the other one a hag compared to her so it's considered a good thing to look like AI/edited irl

No. 1837525

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Stuntin

No. 1837526

>>1837525
Anon what the he k

No. 1837527

>>1837522
kek Can an expert on Korea please step up to explain how their society got to the point where they prefer doll/AI-looking women over women that actually look like humans?

No. 1837531

>>1837525
Are snape wives planning to piss on their husbando like that damaged lady from the husbando threads or what

No. 1837534

I wish I had a bestie who loved Ween and wanted to go to this upcoming concert with me.

No. 1837537

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>>1837525
would snape tip when the Tablet-Enabled Point-of-Sale screen is flipped back to him? I bet he would'nt

No. 1837538

>>1837534
I fucking love ween. Saw them 4 years ago.

No. 1837539

>>1837537
He isn’t the type to tip

No. 1837541

>>1837539
Does Snape lurk on lolcow and laugh at cows?

No. 1837542

>>1837538
Okay nonna, lets go to the 30th anniversary of Chocolate and Cheese show!

No. 1837545

>>1837541
He would vendettapost about the mauraders and harry and would be known as potterchan

No. 1837547

>>1837545
Kekking right now at Snape being a personalityfag

No. 1837552

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No. 1837571

>>1837552
He's such an ugly hag.

No. 1837572

>>1837545
My sides. This is too accurate

No. 1837574


No. 1837577

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>>1837571
His character archetype is very cute but his actor was way too old. He should have looked more like pic related (canon even, he wasn't that old in the books). However I don't think snape actor is hideous for an old male I've seen much worse at his age.

No. 1837578

>>1837577
Holy shit, if Snape looked like that, I would've been into Harry Potter. Man, Potterfags got super robbed.

No. 1837580

>>1837574
See how she exerts herself? She needs her food delicately pre-chewed. Do it, now.

No. 1837594

I hated working in retail when I was a teenager this type of bs used to drive me to the brink of insanity

No. 1837612

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People who post nasty tmi on their social media to be edgefags always think they're like those comedian special covered where there's ducktape over their moUths or something and it's like UNCANCELLABLE.

No. 1837613

>>1837594
Are you saying people use to grab your head and shake it repeatedly

No. 1837634

>>1837633
This image pisses me off.

No. 1837636

>>1837634
I really thought he was jerking some heavy

No. 1837655

Diary of a Wimpy kid fans make me happy. Inb4 'ok zoomer' but it's so cool to see childhood stuff that was actually a part of my childhood make a comeback.

No. 1837658

I don't believe in astrology but i almost wish that people could have a full time sustaining job through that.
The idea of going to an astrologist as she tries to read my life through stars or whatever in a room filled with pretty things sounds so magical, i need it to be an actual serious job like going to the doctor.

No. 1837673

>>1837658
If you're dating a Capricorn or a Sagittarius, just fucking dump him.

No. 1837714

>tfw no cute internet troll bf
what even is the point of dating 3DPD anymore, they dont make them like they used to

No. 1837769

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Eltingvillefags who got mad at zoomers for trying to infiltrate their favorite thing…I understand you now. Oh my god, I fully get it now.

No. 1837773

>>1837769
what did they do to your baby?

No. 1837775

>>1837769
oh nonnie…im so sorry…atleast you havent felt the pain having your husbando troonified…have you?

No. 1837787

File: 1704298777260.png (20.2 KB, 275x218, 1651653276382.png)

>post something in a retarded infight
>remember stuff to add a few minutes later
>delete post to rewrite it
>someone already replies in the same moment
>but they also politely delete their post after realizing I deleted my post
>decide to drop the infight

No. 1837788

>>1837714
I want to beat him up but in an affectionate way

No. 1837794

>>1837787
all the time

No. 1837798

>>1837797
Isn't this his troll? Some guy pretending to be Chris? I'm not up to date on my autist lore.

No. 1837802

>>1837798
God, me neither. I only have a surface level interest in Chris-chan and now I am confuse.

No. 1837803

>>1837797
what

No. 1837815

i saw a young woman today whose tip of the nose kept moving up and down when she talked. i was so fascinated it was hard not to stare.

No. 1837823

Everytime i see a rice cooker it makes me want to try it out and see how the rice tastes like but i feel like i would be disappointed

No. 1837829

>>1837815
That sounds so charming, I want to meet her.

No. 1837830

>>1837815
rhinoplasty

No. 1837840

>>1837829
she seemed pretty nice but i wonder if she knows that her nose does that.

>>1837830
i was actually wondering if that's the reason because she was with her mom who looked exactly like her except for the nose.

No. 1837845

>>1837815
My sister has had this her whole life! Her smile also makes her nose droop a bit it's so silly.

>>1837830
Not necessarily kek

No. 1837851

>>1837658
My mom took me to an astrologer at age 13 to get my star chart done. The astrologer's predictions (the ones I remember): you will have conflict with your friends, your moon cycle will start soon, you will stop taking advice from authority. That was the day I gained an intuitive understanding of cold reading (long before I heard the term) and realized psychics could just bullshit by throwing out statements that are likely to be true based on very general characteristics like your age and gender. And yes, the astrologer did that as her full time job.

No. 1837856

Chips ahoy

No. 1837858

>>1837856
Those are so shitty

No. 1837859

>>1837858
But they bring me back

No. 1837860

>>1837851
kek yeah i would see it mostly as some kind of performance but i feel like that's the closest thing we have to get some fantasy thing that blends with our life. Can't ask my doctor to wear RPG healer clothes…
>the astrologer did that as her full time job.
that's insane, can't even imagine someone gaining enough just from that

No. 1837862

File: 1704305734903.jpg (Spoiler Image,96.35 KB, 777x550, 1000013107.jpg)

Watching 28 Days Later since I accidentally watched the sequel first. Thought of the Cillianfags because you guys wouldn't shut up about him

No. 1837872

>>1837856
I wonder why they’re so hard

No. 1837878

Does anyone else always feel like they have to whisper and speak quietly in museums, as if they're libraries?

No. 1837880

>>1837862
im not a cillianfag but man venus dimples on men are so slutty

No. 1837881

>>1837878
yes because they're cavernous and loud sounds echo too much.

No. 1837882

>>1837862
Thanks for the food.

No. 1837886

File: 1704307954156.jpeg (88.76 KB, 425x235, HansGruber.jpeg)

>>1837525
>>1837537
>>1837552
AI has gone too far
>>1837577
It's a pity we couldn't have gotten Die Hard era Rickman tbh.
Snape's character in the books was incel tier personality as a youth and your picrelated is way too pretty to be a guy that was bitter from being relentlessly boolied

No. 1837887

>>1837878
this is the correct thing to do, people are trying to focus on the artwork not people's chatter

No. 1837889

I’ve gotten so exhausted I wish I could just get hit by a bus or something. My life is already over

No. 1837890

File: 1704308120809.jpeg (10.81 KB, 256x256, image0.jpeg)

orange jumpsuit era incoming

No. 1837892

>>1837552
What kind of AI generators are you using for your pics? All the ones I've encountered online are nowhere near this good

No. 1837898

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Why the fuck are my latest YouTube posts always anime hentai memes, sigma male grindset bullshit and those twitter and and message screencap images of a woman doing something slightly rude or non-issues that are meant to psyop young men and boys into hating woman as a whole with comments filled to the brim with moids seething? I literally only listen to music, watch family guy funny moments, Sims videos, makeup tutorials, SleepyCast/OneyPlays and those YouTube essay videos about stuff like Society™, companies and internet personalities.

No. 1837900

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I literally despise this art style where the men have tiny heads but humongous shoulders. I'm not even sure what this is, probably yaoi.

No. 1837901

>>1836148
shit hawk

No. 1837903

>>1836148
Seeing anyone say "shitlib" on this site is jarring until I remember sealchan was a Nazi and the tradwives thread exists

No. 1837906

>>1837882
>the 'food' is a baby carrot

No. 1837911

File: 1704309946047.png (3.06 MB, 1170x1153, Screenshot 2024-01-03 at 11.25…)

What would this style be called

No. 1837915

I really wish that email caught on as a SNS in this day and age. Especially gmail.

No. 1837917

>>1837911
Witchy millennial

No. 1837918

>>1837911
Strange public Pool ritual performance costumes. iykyk

No. 1837919

God I hate men
Why can't they understand that even their breathing is irritating
Even if I can't hear it, just the fact that their doing it is gross
Go do it somewhere else

No. 1837922

>>1837911
Wiccan goth pickme

No. 1837924

>>1837911
Deviantart photography wicca. I like it though.

No. 1837926

>>1837924
Kek i think you're spot on

No. 1837929

File: 1704311734505.jpg (293.41 KB, 800x451, fruitstickers.jpg)

Sometimes I go into grocery stores just to steal cool stickers off the fruit and then leave. The adrenaline rush is insane

No. 1837934

>>1837872
There's chewy ones but they taste even worse

No. 1837937

Instagram is so fucking glitchy. I checked someone’s profile and they were following almost 1700 accounts and when I checked a few minutes later they’re only following 990. Wtf

No. 1837944

>>1837929
what do you do with the stickers after?

No. 1837947

>>1837944
I have several notebooks dedicated to fruit stickers & price stickers. I've been obsessed with them since I was a kid

No. 1837950

It's so obvious when a lot of the userbase here only have normie hobbies like instagram, tiktok, and gossiping on LC with the way some anons shit on women with autistic or nerdy interests.

No. 1837953

>>1837950
Minus the shitting on women part, I unironically like that aspect of LC. It's nice that we have an extraordinary variety of women who browse this imageboard, from severely autistic neets to the most pumpkin spice normies. it allows for many different perspectives, opinions, experiences, and so on to be posted.

No. 1837955

>old thread is bumped
>see my post from a year ago
>I sound like a sociopath

I don't want to have autism anymore

>>1837505
I think the blurring make-up also plays a role here (source : I am unfortunately addicted to the IRL filter that is K-beauty and it does look sort of uncanny in group photos)

No. 1837959

>>1837953
The majority of the internet belongs to normies. They like the culture and novelty of places like this, but refuse to lurk at all or integrate to the existing culture, and eventually shit on the type of women who made the place and the things they're into. Then the culture deteriorates, like when locusts are done destroying everything. This is basically already becoming the majority of users;
>who tf is pixyteri idc why do you
>liking 2d males is weird lol
>I'm gonna make a thread early to use my unfunny pic that doesn't match any of the previous ones teehee
>I'm gonna reply to moid bait
>I'm gonna use Twitterfag "checkmate" yas queen responses
>New perspectives!!!!
>OK grandma

No. 1837960

>>1837511
What is a Gangnam unnie

No. 1837962

>>1837960
Urban dictionary is a useful resource, try it out

No. 1837963

>>1837959
I agree with you there. I'm fine with normies browsing this site and I don't think there's anything wrong with that in itself but at the very least they should learn to integrate and take time to read some of the older threads on this site.

No. 1837968

>>1837959
That's not normies, that's underage users

No. 1838012

There is a new version of a plush I own. I want to buy it but I feel like I’m betraying the older version plush. I’m stressed over this and I feel so guilty looking at the plush while I have the new one in my basket

No. 1838016

>>1837959
spoilering cause I know I’m gonna get dogpiled but I’ve been here for 5 years and never actually bothered to do my pixyteri homework. Is that bad?

No. 1838026

>>1837953
not really, normies only shit up the board. They dont contribute to anything but making this site worse, like parasites.

No. 1838029

>>1838012
Aww nonna no don't feel bad, you'd be giving your plush a friend

No. 1838031

What should I keep in mind to motivate me at the gym tonight nonnas? I’m dressed and ready to go but I feel like MENTALLY I’m not present

No. 1838038

>>1838012
get them matching friendship bracelets

No. 1838044

>>1837959
>>1838026
Agreed. I hate normalfags on this board so fucking much.

No. 1838052

I re-watched both Mama Mia movies today. I'm not sure why, something about the music just hypnotizes me.

No. 1838067

>>1838031
If I'm dressed and ready and I'm still not in the mindset I don't go, whenever I'm not into it my body shuts down during the workout and I have to leave lmao

No. 1838071

>>1837959
I don't understand it. They fit right in on Twitter and tiktok, why do they insist on taking away one of the very few spaces weirdo women have to themselves.

No. 1838080

>>1838071
Because it is one of the few very niche spaces that doesn't have men.

No. 1838115

>>1838071
because normalfags are tired of the spaces they created, but they value fitting in too much to make a change. That's why you have newfags admitting to liking this place because of the free speech, but then going back to larping as they thems on twitter to fit in, or how they larp as manhaters kill all men ecksdee but then go to the vent thread to talk about how their nigels call them holes.

No. 1838164

>>1838115
If they value fitting in so much why don't they bother integrating.

No. 1838192

>palindrome edition
Just noticed the thread is a palindrome. Nice.

No. 1838196

>>1837959
They also constantly act like typing a single four sentence paragraph is a novel and thinks pointing that out is an own when it's actually super pathetic and their brains are cooked

No. 1838199

>>1837929
Learn about new kinds of people every day

No. 1838205

>>1837326
That's what I thought is supposed to happen, but everyone I know from back then is still obsessed with doing a class reunion one day. Some of my friends got invited to elementary school class reunions.

No. 1838207

>>1838205
Class reunions are such a foreign concept to me in my country it's like ok keep up to date with the people you like and don't with the people you don't care about, life goes on.

No. 1838227

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>>1838207
i wouldn't even say hello on the street to someone i went to school with if i happen to see them. Even people i hung out with, it would be super cringe.

A whole class reunion? why would anyone be so masochistic?

No. 1838234

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Gypsy rose has spent most of her life ( and all of her "free" life away from her mother's abuse) imprisoned and now that she's jumped on social media people have gone from saying "respect her privacy" to "awww she wants to be a starrrrr look she's asking for it what a diva she loves the attentom" as if she has a real concept of what she's doing. The attention will be how she gains income, she was incarcerated for aiding a murder. Now they're going to Chris Chan-ify her. People are so fucking ugly.

No. 1838238

>>1838227
I would not recognize most people I went to school with.

No. 1838242

>>1838238
me neither, i think if someone approached me i would pretend i am not who they think, tell them they have the wrong person then walk away. I never want to have that interaction

No. 1838256

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I think its crazy that people see screenshots like this and believe it like they can't automatically immediately detect that an "ftm" did not write this. We all know what wrote this.

No. 1838262

>>1838256
on the other hand pooners are absolutely insane and wouldn't put it past them to post unhinged shit while raging on T.

No. 1838269

>>1838262
>using pooner as a woman
Don't hate yourself

No. 1838274

My mom is so beautiful I hate that she finds herself ugly

No. 1838335

>>1838274
My mom is beautiful but has an ugly personality to balance it out

No. 1838390

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Some anon posted that they think Panini would be a character that would go on lolcow, and I just completely disagree. Panini just doesn't seem like the type. If anything, Panini would be an Instagram user who regularly posts pictures of herself with Chowder and their 500+ plus. She'd be one of those moms on Instagram who record and take pictures of her lined up dozens of kids to "flex" about her huge family, and disable the comments when too many users tell her and Chowder to stop having kids.

No. 1838395

>>1838390
Agree, maybe endive would post here but she wouldn't really integrate either.

No. 1838397

>>1838390
Panini would have TikTok brainrot. Gorgonzola would be a catty gay moid who posts in the Celebricow thread

No. 1838400

>>1838390
Have you watched Kiff

No. 1838402

>>1838390
Yeah, she would not be here among us. She would have a normal teenage experience and grow up to be a good chef but very average.

No. 1838403

File: 1704336503907.png (2.52 MB, 994x1070, Screenshot 2024-01-03 at 6.49.…)

Always wanted to slap this little bitch in the mouth(bait)

No. 1838421

Dies Irae is my American Psycho.

No. 1838432

i have a zit that hurts so fucking bad every single time i barely move my face

No. 1838436

why is there no banana flavor drinks that aren't like, milk based? I want something banana like to dunk my ham sandwitch in.

No. 1838439

>>1838436
i'm confused, what about banana milkshake? idk about the sandwich part

No. 1838440

Whenever I see someone who is super, super hateful of fat people (especially if it's a woman displaying hatred towards fat women), I always assume it's a former fat person projecting the hate they have towards themselves. Most people who've never been fat don't have as much hate or even think about fat people that much. Amberlynn Reid's "haydur nation" is like a prime example of former fatties hating a current fatty with a passion, literally no one watches her regularly except for former fatties. It's kinda like how the camgirl threads are inhabited by a lot of camgirls.

No. 1838441

>>1838436
>I want something banana like to dunk my ham sandwitch in.
This is bait so we can have another PB&C like debacle. I won't fall for it.

No. 1838443

File: 1704340084302.png (1.06 MB, 1500x976, ffffssa.png)

tag urselves, i am data mining. i am a glowie, and i am fed posting hi

No. 1838447

>>1838440
Samefag but actually, current fats hatewatch Amberlynn too. They just claim to be on successful weightloss journies.

No. 1838448

>>1838439
i mean banana fruit juices, like not milk based, just straight up banana flavor

No. 1838452

>>1838448
oh sorry i despise banana flavour so much that my brain must have completely removed the "not" milk based part kek

No. 1838455

>>1838448
I don't think you can juice a banana nonna

No. 1838457

Made the mistake of redownloading instagram and it is like drinking soda for the first time after quitting, can't believe I ever scrolled that shit normally.

No. 1838464

>>1838457
I can’t wait for the day that fucking app is finally forced to retire

No. 1838467

>>1838464
It was uncanny how much blatant propaganda I was being pushed too. Not just typical gendie shit, a ton of racist moid accounts as well (should not have hit like on those greentext caps in hindsight). I don't know if it always used to be this bad, maybe I just never noticed it while I was immersed. At least now I know why my coworkers were so fucking insane kek.

No. 1838476

It's so disingenuous that all obituaries will say the deceased was generous / kind / had a smile that lit up the room / funny / etc. Obviously lots of people are that, but those are such stock phrases they will apply to literally any corpse. I hope when I die my loved ones won't send me off with empty compliments. They should say "Nonna was a jaded bitter old hag" and then catapult my remains into the stratosphere

No. 1838490

>>1838476
One thing that really fucking annoys me is when family members/siblings who weren’t close to a relative who just passed away start pretending that they were incredibly close to that person and just “loved them so much” when that wasn’t the case in reality. I remember when one of my friends finally overdosed, one of her distant sisters who hadn’t spoken to her in years started making self-victimizing ass posts online about how her ‘only little sister had died’ and how she was ‘her favorite person in the world’ that she was ‘the closest to’ . It’s like there’s always someone in the room who loves to make a gathering for the deceased individual all about themselves.

No. 1838491

I ordered a really cute shirt that was a limited time collaboration with an artist 2 hours after it dropped, waited 3 weeks for shipping, then got refunded the shirt because their inventory was off and they didn't have my size. Didn't offer to give me a different size. I could've lived with medium but apparently I don't even get the option? They had every other size in stock when they refunded me too. Just really pissed, I really wanted that shirt.

No. 1838507

The fact that business professional attire is all but dead in American offices disgusts me. Office workers should look oppressed. Japan almost has it right, except they make women wear skirts, makeup, and high heels, which is disgusting and evil. All office workers should wear suits with pants and low-heeled formal shoes like derby shoes or loafers, and they should all look tired. If American offices were like that, I would eagerly work a menial desk job doing pointless busywork, just so I could see exhausted people in suits.

No. 1838512

I made a fucking stupid promise that I'd drop fanfic this year, I wouldn't read them for an entire year. What do you think happened in the 31 to day 3? 4 longfics updated. Not only that but 2 posted 2 chapters each and these are the ones that completely stopped updating for one or two years, I thought they were dead. This is God testing me. Sometimes He makes you go through hunger and sometimes He laughs that you can't know if the secondary pairing will kiss.

No. 1838514

>>1838512
Look into my eyes you can do this. Put the fic down

No. 1838516

>>1838512
think how nice it'll be to read all the updates together in the future, or to know that after that one update another still hasn't come. i avoid reading actively updating works myself now, it truly is agonizing.

No. 1838528

File: 1704349133134.jpeg (73.56 KB, 940x627, IMG_1769.jpeg)

>>1838507
>chuckles in WFH

No. 1838531

>>1837911
buzzfeedpilled millenial that posts about "female magic" and wiccan and witchy stuff on tumblr but is also a hardcore TRA that says transwimmin are real women bc of their "feminine energies".

No. 1838532

>>1838507
kek I love this take. hope you visit tokyo one day and see hordes of undead salarymen

No. 1838535

>>1837947
based nonnie, i used to have a similar hobby of collecting the brand tags of clothing, they didn't even have to be high-end or designer, just had to be pretty

No. 1838537

>>1838528
I am so jealous of you

No. 1838543

Are you a embarrassing secrets person or a dark secrets person?
>>1838234
There’s AI song covers in her voice zoomers are so quick to going to the extremes, they don’t even remember what the context of the meme or whatever was in the first place it’s like you could make them laugh at the word “the” if you just told them it was funny.

No. 1838568

>>1837911
generic witchtok

No. 1838571

The new mean girls movie looks like absolute ass

No. 1838583

kid's pretty dedicated, goddamn.

No. 1838603

File: 1704356630874.png (909.03 KB, 964x720, BA896Jc.png)

>>1838390
Agreed. It's hard to honestly think of a cartoon character I do think would go on lolcow, maybe Mindy and Mandy would infight or something.

No. 1838611

>>1838603
I feel like Mandy would be in a personal cows thread to absolutely shit on Billy and Grim behind their backs too kek

No. 1838614

File: 1704357107140.jpg (105.29 KB, 811x657, 1629943598327.jpg)

>>1838611
What a tsundere

No. 1838616

>>1838614
>baddie Mandy x fat Billy
0% based

No. 1838619

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>>1838616
There's art of 'chad' Billy but it's mostly scroteshit.
Honestly I think both of them getting kinda fat when they get older makes sense.

No. 1838620

>>1838619
>that artstyle
Is that HellonEarth? God, I hate that stupid fuck

No. 1838621

>>1838619
How do you fuck up arms and hands that badly

No. 1838622

>>1838620
No idea, just looks typical coom art to me.

No. 1838624

>>1838619
mandy x billy is shit in itself, forcing the straight laced blunt girl with the low functioning fat retard? absolutely not.

No. 1838626

>>1838619
>>1838624
Mindy x Mandy ftw

No. 1838629

>>1838622
Well your instincts were right, because HellonEarth is a coomer artist

No. 1838631

>>1838624
what about that nerd kid who was the son of that tentacle demon, forgot his name.

No. 1838632

>>1838624
Eh, not like the show didn't encourage it (Mandy clones Billy to hang out with him for all eternity in one episode).
Only other ship I think people ever thought of was Mandy and Grim because of the bleedman comic, don't think anyone was into her with Irwin outside of Irwin though.
>>1838631
Nergal jr? Dude went full incel on the episode where they went on a date.

No. 1838634

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>>1838631
NTA, but I don't see Mandy wanting to be with his dorky ass either. He's too annoying for her.

No. 1838642

>>1838634
My friend brought up that had Billy and Mandy come out later his dad would have been a tumblr sexyman which I can't unsee now.

No. 1838644

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>>1838642
Oh yeah, he'd be like that antichrist kid in the South Park fandom.

No. 1838667

>>1838528
WFH is killing the miserable wageslave sightseeing scene. I'm also sick of staying home. Fuck everything.
>>1838532
Shibuya meltdown content awoke something in me. What I want to see is cool women who no longer give a shit and do whatever they want, and men who are suffering but too submissive or defeated to ever even think of lashing out. None of this is sexually motivated, but perhaps that makes it more strange.

No. 1838671

I wish we had our own /mu/

No. 1838694

>>1834669
based, even if she had to lose something dear to her in the process. but it was inevitable, wokepedia is mainly propaganda and censorship at this point

>>1838476
kek nonna

No. 1838701

>>1837929
Picks fruits and leaves

No. 1838709

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Did Pewdiepie name his infant son after the Swedish heartthrob that was popular in Japan as an adolescent?

No. 1838712

>>1838709
kek I'm scandi and björn/bjørn is a super common name here

No. 1838716

>>1838712
This. Did other anon really think that there is only one Björn out there?

No. 1838717

>>1838709
Man, I'm usually pretty materialistic but I'm so glad I'm not pewdiepie's kid

No. 1838719


No. 1838720

So funny to me when a woman will spend years agonizing in confusion of why she is miserable and hates herself so much when she almost exclusively only talks to mentally ill gay men and refers to other women, herself, and her body in a crude, demeaning, misogynistic way because all she does is talk to mentally ill gay men KEK

No. 1838722

>>1838543
What the fuck is this stupid AI generated post.

No. 1838733

>>1838712
every northern European parent naming their male infants ever: i'm so original
>>1838716
i dont know, i thought it's too much of a coincidence that his child is male and will live in Japan and then is also named Bjorn.

No. 1838742

>>1838733
it ok anon. the number of bjorns aside, i liked your tinfoil

No. 1838748


No. 1838749

I don't understand how Astarion appeals to anyone but fujoshis. Like, really girl, do you reeeeeally think this mofo would ever be in the vicinity of a vagina? He is just so, so, so gay.

No. 1838756

>>1838749
Doesn't he get involved in a bi foursome in the game?

No. 1838758

>>1838756
Well that's optional, its something you can have your characters do at a brothel. My point is, I don't buy Astarion as bi. Technically all the love interests would be, since any player can choose any of them but Astarion comes off as turbo gay to me.

No. 1838766

>>1838749
I hate these type of male characters so much. I like to feel desired and loved in this world full of uninterested woman hating moids, why the fuck would I cream my pants over a flamming faggot? I almost feel insulted. But those tifs girls love it I guess they hardly got self-esteem so of course romancing a gay man that will never love them back makes sense

No. 1838767

>>1838749
i don't really care if he looks straight or gay but i really do not get why they had to give him frown lines, smtg looks off with his nose too, like 3/4 view or profile view is fine but from the front his nose looks too high up on the midsection of his face.

No. 1838772

I still have no idea what BG3 is about, all I know about it is gay vampire, bear sex.

No. 1838773

File: 1704374162906.jpg (37.22 KB, 700x522, catreading.jpg)

nonnies, what could be the reason behind me being in a reading slump? i keep buying books but never coming around to finishing them all, a recent book i've picked up is a contemporary one, it's not something difficult to read or with themes hard to digest, but still, i pick it up once and just keep reading but when i put it down, a week passes before i can make myself pick it up again.

No. 1838776

>>1838773
Cat lover anons, what kind of cat is this? Its fur looks so soft and round

No. 1838779

>>1838776
i think it's some kind of Russian blue

No. 1838784

>>1838776
Cotton-furred retard.

No. 1838789

>>1838776
looks like a blue british shorthair

No. 1838792

File: 1704375468430.jpeg (7.9 KB, 224x225, MAMMAPAPPA.jpeg)

Nu kommer jag hem
Jag simmar hem igen
MAMMA
PAPPA

No. 1838796

>>1838784
i will kill you bitch, it's not retarded, don't you see it reads a book?

No. 1838797

>>1838796
not just reads, judging by the look on it's face, it truly understands the themes and subject matter of the book.

No. 1838813

>>1838749
he only appeals to tumblr users who grew up listening to dana del rey

No. 1838862

CHAI LATTE where have you been all my life? i thought irish breakfast with some cream and sugar was good?? this is incredible

No. 1838863

>>1838862
hell yea. i drink vanilla chai mix like its water, shit is fucking tasty

No. 1838866

>goes on 4CHAn for shits and giggles
>/vg/
>find coffin of andy and leyley thread
>it's the 138th of it's kind
Kill all men

No. 1838881

>>1838866
Game hasn't even been out for that long. Or at least, it doesn't seem like it's been popular for that long, unless I'm losing track of time.

No. 1838897

>>1838881
it was released 9 months ago and as per Google Trends, it peaked around October and December

No. 1838901

i want an f1 thread so bad because the fandom esp. surrounding the wags is so bad but i don't think that many anons here are into f1.

No. 1838904

>>1838897
so that's almost 4 threads a week jesus christ

No. 1838906

File: 1704385507412.png (28.59 KB, 1368x112, vdvdvdvd.png)

Nah, I'm pretty sure its the latter explanation, chief. In all aspects but physical, men are asylum patients.

No. 1838968

sorry to praise moids but i love when a post on that 4fag shithole gets replied to with "btw i'm trans" just to discredit and humiliate the poster KEKKKK it always cracks me up

No. 1838976

>>1838766
Any character that shows any interest in anyone but my character instantly loses husbando potential kek

No. 1838979

>>1838866
there was a shit ton of drama and 4chan threads get archived at 500 posts, it's honestly not that weird

No. 1838982

>>1838448
Bananas have no juice

No. 1838984

>>1838709
I know like 10 Bjørns

No. 1838990

>>>/ot/1838975
What I don't like about that dude is he talks with the most Patrick Star monotone voice ever. And his face looks like an opossum's.

No. 1838991

File: 1704389551757.jpg (257.3 KB, 900x675, 1672961209061.jpg)

>>1838984
why do you know so many scrotes

No. 1839000

>>1838709
arent they living in japan? why would they give him such an incredibly difficult name to pronounce in japanese

No. 1839001

>>1838866
It's funny you post about this nona because I've just been playing it. I really enjoy it tbh

No. 1839019

A larger amount of anons than ever don't seem to know when (or even how) to greentext.

No. 1839059

Does anybody else develop intense obsessions with certain topics that they spend hours researching every bit of information they can find on X topic, to the point that they forget to eat/drink/sleep/use the bathroom? And then only to suddenly lose any and all interest in X topic within a few weeks/months, before obsessing over a new topic of interest? And does it ever get so bad that your dopamine receptors only ever seem to light up anymore when you're so consumed by researching X topic of interest. And that when you're in that in-between stage where you lose interest in X topic but haven't found your new obsession yet, you feel high-key depressed and aimless? No? Just me? Please tell me I'm not alone.

No. 1839060

Too lazy to pick a fight with an anon who said something retarded, just gonna hope other anons do it for me.

No. 1839065

>>1839059
You are not alone but I suspect the other people who feel like you have adhd/autism/some kind of ocd something like that

No. 1839070

>>1839059
You just have the intp grindset.

No. 1839077

>>1839059
well yes but i am manic depressive and ocd

No. 1839079

Next Christmas, I'm gonna save up money and buy my own Christmas tree and decorations because my mom is always the one who chooses the decorations and I hate it cause they make me decorate it and then chastise me for taking over even though they don't even do it ahhhhhh. Next Christmas, imma leave all that to them and just focus on my own tree so maybe I can enjoy a Christmas for once.

No. 1839083

>>1839059
That is just ADHD, hyperfixation/focus cycles.

No. 1839130

>>1838722
Me or the Gypsy song covers? Kek I never guessed I would be accused of using AI while I was complaining about AI.

No. 1839131

>>1839059
God no, absolutely you are not alone. It's called short-term hyperfixation and my adhd brain does that a lot. I hate it because when I get hyperfixated on something it consumes all my attention and I can't have anything done or focus on anything else. I also can't force myself to stop because the dopamine rush is too addicting. After a few days/weeks it passes and leaves a sinking feeling behind. Like a kind of longing and emptyness. It's gotten to the point where I actively avoid getting into anything that might interest me in fear of getting another hyperfixation and wasting my time.
I blame it on the adhd but I'm sure normal people get like this too sometimes.

No. 1839150

>>1839131
I am like this but I didn’t used to be. I had my interests that I obsessed over but I wasn’t picking up new ones all the time. I think it’s tied to internet addiction, actually.

No. 1839180

>>1838709
swedish version of hipster influencers who call their son bear.

No. 1839185

>>1839180
It's a pretty basic name, okay at least I have like 3 swede relatives of varying ages named Björn

No. 1839193

Trying to watch a cute ghibli cooking vid but the scrotes grubby hands made it unappetizing. If your fingers look like that keep them out of frame while cutting swine

No. 1839198

I have a forehead like Rihanna and need advice: what do you think of hers? Because I always wear like two side strands bc I'm kind of self conscious but I feel like if Rihanna pulls it off I can too- idk it just gives me such a 'look'
I have curly hair btw

No. 1839202

>>1839198
Samefag but essentially I need ideas on if you would see my forehead and go wow- or if its like a character trait and you'd go "wow its cute its big" like its noticable idk should i post a pic of my forehead lmafo

No. 1839205

>>1839198
I think she’s gorgeous and her forehead is part of her appeal, tbh. It gives her feature a certain elegance

No. 1839206

>>1839205
Thanks nonnie. I like hers too but in grade 7 people made fun of her forehead and compared it to mine and I always thought she was cute af with it but haven't worn a ponytail without side strands since and I think today is the day I change that, thank u

No. 1839210

>>1839198
literally who cares lmao

No. 1839211

>>1838982
not if you believe in yourself

No. 1839227

>>1839198
Big foreheads aren’t a negative feature I don’t know who started that idea but they deserve to have their eyelashes plucked out one by one. You have to have a literal megamind head for it to look bad (on women of course.)

No. 1839236

>>1839198
I have a big forehead too. I didn't notice it until everyone else started pointing it out unprovoked, then I became self-conscious and started getting bangs. I'm somewhat traumatized about it, some would even slap my forehead out of nowhere or put their hand over it to make a point on how big it is. Personally, I don't hate my forehead, I don't even find it ugly but I wear bangs so people leave me alone not for myself, i wish I could just wear the hairstyles I actually like. As lame as it sounds, I just want to avoid ridicule

No. 1839240

File: 1704400897166.png (2.32 MB, 1170x1332, why.png)

can’t stop thinking about this

No. 1839242

>>1839240
Oh my god. This should be illegal.

No. 1839244

>>1839240
For punches.

No. 1839245

File: 1704401182520.jpeg (97.56 KB, 736x532, IMG_4208.jpeg)

I wish I could go back to when this was my priority. The myscene nail game. And getting points to grow that little pet character on your profile

No. 1839251

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No. 1839260

Imagine. It's 2009. You were up all night watching ytps on the laptop that you and your siblings share again. Today is a review day at school so no one will notice if you're sleeping in the back of class. You've never heard of Covid, the Australian brushfires, the Israel-Hamas War, or Timothée Chalamet. Today is going to be a good day.

No. 1839289

>>1839260
nona, the first recorded aussie bushfire was in 1851

No. 1839290

>>1839289
yeah and hamas had already debuted by 2009

No. 1839297

The COD faggots and that one vampire faggot have been a disaster on fujokind

No. 1839299

>>1839240
It would be cool if it was "for pussy" to flex his eating skills or something, but "for kisses" is lame.

No. 1839306

>>1839299
Also the photo is from a Lviv studio, so all I can hear when I read it is "ФОР КІССЕС" in a thick Ukrainian accent kek

No. 1839310

>>1839198
I can count on one hand the amount of times I've actually noticed her forehead. Her face is very harmonious and her forehead works with all of her features.

No. 1839331

File: 1704405151216.jpg (134.09 KB, 1084x1203, sociatyvampire.JPG)

>>1839297
we live in a vampire society

No. 1839333

File: 1704405274548.jpg (141.15 KB, 679x1200, a321e3ca8ffe665fbd7a5538b18698…)

I don't really get why people make kids eat kid food. Whenever I have children, as soon as they start eating solid food, I'm gonna have them eating crab and fancy cheese and sushi and brussel sprouts and all of that stuff. These kids only eat chicken nuggets and cereal cause their parents don't raise them to eat the same things they do.

No. 1839338

>>1839333
Because kids are more sensitive to tastes and smells than adults so that's probably why you wouldn't serve them something like blue cheese or other things that are acquired taste. But everyone should be exposing them to a broad range of vegetables, that's for sure.

No. 1839340

>>1839198
I didn't realize Rihanna had a large forehead tbh. You made me look it up and I guess, yeah? But my eyes are drawn to her eyes/center of her face, not her forehead so I guess it isn't noticeable.

No. 1839353

>>1839333
I don’t think young kids have the palate to really appreciate fancy expensive foods but when I was young I always ate and loved veggies and things outside of fast food American generic meals. It’s good to introduce them to variety.

No. 1839365

>>1839227
And even if you do have a megamind head, you just get straight bangs. Problem solved. Works for me anyway.

No. 1839375

>>1839297
Y'all were a disaster to begin with

No. 1839387

>>1839297
I thought the vampire faggot was a self shipper thing. Maybe I'm just too insulated

No. 1839397

>>1839353
>>1839338
My father was an italian chef and he made me eat a lot of varied and fancy food when i was a kid, my mother said that i loved it even if i can't remember how most of it tasted like. When i got to try again few things i could remember, i liked the taste but couldn't remember feeling it as a kid, still worth the effort tho.

No. 1839424

>>1839297
the absolute state of modern male characters led to women settling for low quality, just like with 3DPD

No. 1839425

The best brand of mayo is Dukes and the worst us Heinz. Burger King uses Heinz and I always have to get the mayo taken off so I can replace it with my own.

No. 1839427

>>1839425
Samefag but kewpie mayo is very overhyped, imo. It's good but not a huge difference from American mayo like people make it seem.

No. 1839444

>>1839338
Anecdote but I loved coffee, olives, dark chocolate, capers and blue cheese as a kid

No. 1839449

>>1839240
Vicky Shingles tier tattoo. It's going to fade so badly.
>>1839333
Kids can be very picky about what they eat. The more foods you introduce them to, the better, but don't expect them to enjoy brussels sprouts or anything else that has a strong or bitter taste.

No. 1839489

When I have daughters I’m going to give them a 2k a week shopping budget to teach them how to budget money and so when they grow up they won’t be impressed by dusty boys and pedo groomers because they will be used to the best

No. 1839490

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No. 1839497

>>1839489
You’re going to give them $104,000 per year? Starting from what age? Are you an heiress?

No. 1839500

>>1839497
>>1839497
I’m gonna give them 2k a week starting at 12 when they’re old enough to understand the concept of money And I’m not a heiress but I’m manifesting wealth

No. 1839548

>>1839489
Are you a billionaire or something what do you do

No. 1839553

>>1839489
Mommy, it’s me your daughter from the future. I traveled back into 2024 and i’m going to be stuck here in this year until you give me some of that money plaase!

No. 1839556

>>1839548
I’m not rich I’m manifesting wealth

No. 1839572

>>1839198
it's considered cute and youthful. at least it's not a 2head, now how can i hide that?

No. 1839586

File: 1704423227226.png (760.29 KB, 618x910, Screenshot 2024-01-04 at 6.54.…)

I fucking need one in my mouth right now

No. 1839591

I think I answered a post not realizing it was being sarcastic, now I feel embarrassed. But if anon wasn't being sarcastic she's retarded.

No. 1839624

File: 1704426602724.png (25.91 KB, 3000x1688, GNC-Logo.png)

I wish there was a different acronym or shorthand for Gender Non Conforming because when someone types gnc all I see is this

No. 1839629

>>1839586
no you dont its time to quit

No. 1839644

I typically have a bottomless pit of a stomach, but burgers are my kryptonite. I can't ever make it past 4 bites.

No. 1839656

File: 1704430762650.jpg (40.01 KB, 1024x768, 1000013128.jpg)

Would SHE use lolcow?

No. 1839662

>>1839260
it's 2009, you are a toddler, you do nothing but waddle around cutely and your parents are traveling throughout the USA and your mom dresses you up in cute clothes and hairclips. you don't know what a virus is, or a concept other than mommy and daddy and colourful toys, you don't have school and you're not old enough for your parents to be disappointed in you.

No. 1839664

>>1839662
>toddler in 2009
Wait, how old are you?

No. 1839668

File: 1704431962801.jpeg (290.1 KB, 1179x1936, IMG_7319.jpeg)

Phoneposters post you lolcow screen time this is actually even worse because I’m on desktop more hours

No. 1839672

>>1839662
>>1839665
i hate this site now

No. 1839673

>>1839672
You got zoomer allergies?

No. 1839676

>>1839260
Except H1N1 was going around. Everyone got excited there was a hope of school being canceled for a bit. Funnily enough the all boys school canceled school for like a week but not the all girls despite each school having a student who contracted it. They did not have to make up the missed school because they used the "it was an act of god" clause. Then a female teacher at the all girls school got fired because a girl running for student council made fun of the boy school for being wimps and the teacher was the one who a-okayed the student's speech.

No. 1839679

>>1839260
Remember Toys Gone Wild and Stickfigures on Crack? That shit cracked me and my friends the hell up after school kek

No. 1839680

>>1839260
No. I was depressed, about to abandon school and getting into troonacy. Now is good and I am less ugly, my bowel movements are fine, my period only lasts 3 days and I am able to wear whatever I want. Only good thing about 2009 is that my dog was alive, the only reason I didn't off myself that year.

No. 1839683

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>>1839662
imagine being gen alpha

No. 1839686

>>1839656
She so fucking would.
>>1839680
Nonna was there was a social contagion and internet factor for troons in 2009 like there is now? Like, for you did you have any friends or internet communities that encouraged it or rubbed it off onto you?

No. 1839690

>>1839686
nta but i remember already being a thing on Tumblr. Around 2010 it became really intense.

No. 1839691

>>1839683
gen alpha is 2010 and onwards, gen z is 1996 to 2010

No. 1839692

>>1839691
NTA but yeah that's what I was thinking. This anon >>1839662 wouldn't be an Alpha, she's just a late-stage zoomer. Other anon was probably just joking though

No. 1839696

>>1839662
>toddler during 2009
is my baby sister posting here?

No. 1839697

>>1839686
Nta but here's this

No. 1839699

File: 1704434459043.png (2.34 MB, 2834x1142, number3isme.png)

beware

No. 1839702

>>1839686
Not really, it wasn't widespread like this. You'd even see most people getting confused with terms like mtf and ftm thinking "trans male" for example means tim instead of tif but people knew about troons, mostly aboit tims. I found a group on the internet in a social media that was popular that time in my country that was all about trans stuff. I don't really remember what made me find this group, I guess I was looking to connect with something and I felt that I was different from the other girls so seeing a bunch of tifs kinda did it for me, like, that must be it. Lots of crazies in the group though and almost all the ftms I knew from the group agreed the tims were insane. I started dating a tif in the same group (the relationship never went beyond internet) and we used to mock and shit talk certain tims kek we also mocked the ugly pubestache and she always called the long clitoris "cat penis" in the char cus it made the other ftms pissy, imagine doing that now? There was no cis, it was bio-woman/man.
She (the tif I dated) discovered she legit had some type of intersex condition but I don't remember much about it. I remember that when she told me this in a chat with the other troons almost all of the tims tested for intersex conditions some days later, wanting that sweet second X only to get disappointed kek, she was kinda angry about this because she didn't do it to prove she is a tots real man but because of the health problems and to understand why she got onto puberty around her 7-9 years old. She probably trooned because of that and sexual trauma and thinking she was ugly (she used to say that to me) and she even showed me a before picture and I remember feeling guilty for thinking she looked better before transitioning and feeling more attracted to that. Anyway, she was already on hormones and I wasn't cus I read about the possible heart problems and it also wasn't easy to transition in my country.
Long story short, I was making plans to transition but I didn't want to jump without having some money cus you can't depend on the public health system here, years pass, I distance myself from troon shit cus it was making me way more depressed and it suddenly was everywhere and tims infuriate me, find lolcow, shit talk troons and men like I used to, hear about magdalen berns, "yeah, I agree with that", see through troon bullshit, start focusong on what actually matters, back to normal, all is well.

No. 1839703

>>1839702
Lots of mistakes I am sleepy and phoneposting

No. 1839704

>>1839297
I feel like I am the last woman on earth that does not ship ghostsoap.

No. 1839705

>>1839699
is this an at home tattoo removal lazer? that sounds amazing

No. 1839707

>>1839387
I ship myself with Astarion. In my headcanon he was only ever a faggot cause Cazador made him be one.

No. 1839708

>>1839707
you can do better anon

No. 1839709

>>1836531
>>1836547
>>1836562
kinda sucks how we're using AI to better conform to stereotypes and norms just to be treated better

No. 1839711

>>1836678
>stephen hawking in a rubber suit

this whole passage is something you would never see in today's age

No. 1839712

>>1837141
a shame, because I was addicted to that site back in the early 2010s. Mostly because it was one of the few sites allowed at school (they banned the site after I left lmao)

No. 1839713

I feel like people label everything as animal abuse nowadays. I grab my cat by the back of his neck(like cat moms do) when he's chewing on something he shouldnt and if posted that on the internet people would definetly call me a cat abuser.

No. 1839715

>>1837397
the brows aren't helping her here

No. 1839717

File: 1704436440076.jpg (224.14 KB, 1440x1920, 3b723ebb-f521-40ea-b79f-3b1593…)

Maybe this is weird but does anyone else look at images of rooms that look comfortable to soothe themselves to sleep?

No. 1839718

i can see my neighbors are throwing a party and i can see through the windows into the cellar i wish i was there

No. 1839719

>>1837447
>missed out on being a whore

I think I would have been a better woman, more fun and emotionally intelligent, if I was a whore, staying a virgin and waiting for someone compatible past 25+ isn't worth it. Whore around safely, especially if you are on birth control and attend university

No. 1839723

>>1839719
I am just going to tell you this with the bottom of my heart: If you never had a "whore phase", you are not missing out on anything important at all. The grass may seem more fun and greener…but it's just not.

No. 1839725

>>1837769
zoomers would have never survived old school forums, kick them back to MHA

No. 1839726

>>1837769
i feel vindicated. I just hope they moved on and left my retarded nerd husbandos in peace.

No. 1839727

>>1837872
you're supposed to dunk them in milk

No. 1839738

Its totally fine for someone to not be able to handle a lot of spice, but its an ick when they claim they can but cannot.

No. 1839741

>>1837959
>liking 2d males is weird lol
I feel like this is the most foreign aspect to even try to explain to a normie. I feel nothing at 2D males like the ones in Saltburn but I'm fine with being a yumejo. I guess I've been like this my whole life

No. 1839744

>>1837872
The soft ones are superior

No. 1839746

I have beef with that one anon who keeps calling her cat a retard or whatnot

No. 1839747

File: 1704439707467.jpg (84.73 KB, 500x805, get.jpg)

>>1837960
The South Korean version of a Beverly Hills gal, with lots of plastic surgery bandages

No. 1839750

>>1838440
that was the exact demographic for r/fatpeoplehate and r/fatlogic

No. 1839751

>>1838443
10, 13

No. 1839752

>>1839719
How about a healthy medium? Don’t “whore around” but don’t remain a chaste virgin waiting for Prince Charming if that’s not what you want.

No. 1839753

>>1838440
That’s true, I used to have fat friends and there’s nothing they love more than calling fatter people fat. They get a taste of what it’s like to be a thin person.

No. 1839754

>>1838476
I want a massive party around my funeral. Just a huge death dance party

No. 1839755

>>1838507
isn't work hard enough? Imagine being aroused by human misery

No. 1839757

>>1838773
possible dopamine slump. Take a break from online stuff and try to focus. Set a 10 min timer and do nothing but read. Slowly increase the time and be consistent with the habit.

No. 1839758

>>1839755
the american and european worker on average is more productive than the japanese one.

Literally Japan is all performative and no substance. Meanwhile westerners are being enslaved harder but cope with "we have a ping pong table and casual fridays!!!!"

No. 1839759

>>1839059
I feel like that but I never obsessed with anything useful, like math or computer science

No. 1839760

File: 1704441110979.jpg (65.82 KB, 720x671, 355.jpg)

>>1839741
>2D males like the ones in Saltburn
>2D
those are some of the most pig disgusting of 3dpd faggots i ever laid eyes on. hopefully that was a typo right?

No. 1839761

>>1839245
my first website i miss her

No. 1839763

File: 1704441239185.jpg (159.5 KB, 736x1220, 2f47fe9b23bb66efe241a37ba86618…)

When I was younger I used to love the shiny tights that singers wear on stage, but now I think they look so weird and they make their legs stand out a lot from the rest of their body. I saw a video of Taylor Swift wearing this a few days ago and I just couldn't stop thinking of how ridiculous the tights made her legs look

No. 1839764

File: 1704441293546.jpg (122.86 KB, 713x853, 7d769b5b7f4aa980e868d339444402…)

>>1839763
Samefag, I think it can look ok if the rest of the outfit is super shiny, but even then I don't know if I like it.

No. 1839766

>>1837959
What sucks the most is that the mods don't give a shit and half of the mods are newfags themselves now.

No. 1839770

>>1839260
Imagine. It's 2009. You love watching abridged series of 2000s anime, your favorite YouTuber is RayWilliamJohnson, you're a (performative) Twilight hater because you love the arguments you get into with your friends. You are still writing handwritten essays at school, your family brags about voting for Obama, you have a purple ipod nano and you spend your days downloading your favorite songs from youtube-to-mp3 and limewire. You have your own accounts on livejournal and xanga. Life is good.

I miss being a young teen

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>>1839500
interesting, i need to think like this

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>>1839697
Cher was such a disgusting homophobe I will always hate her

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>>1839702
thanks for posting, same as it ever was, I only hope it falls back into obscurity

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>>1837769
>>1839726
sounds crazy, but I think I could have fucked and fixed Bill

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>>1839770
>tfw you were a teen that year but no friends and not allowed to own an ipod

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>>1839752
Any advice? or should I look elsewhere?

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>>1839760
ayrt, yes that was a typo

2D > 3D anyday

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>>1839763
seeing those tights makes me wanna eat her legs

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>>1839778
sorry nonna, hope you are doing better

No. 1839789

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what are the best threads on this site for developing my own characters and stories?

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>>1839789
If you check the catalogs here on /ot/ and /m/ there are threads for fanfiction writing and writing in general

No. 1839799

Horse

No. 1839803

I bought Shoe's original makeshift plush, because she is my favorite lolcow. Her threads a few years ago were so funny and entertaining for me.

No. 1839815

>>1839783
I know what you mean. They look like a glazed doughnut.

No. 1839817

I can't stop thinking about a Mumsnet thread I saw a while back
>Every time I use the self service till I make sure to steal something. I'm fully entitled to it because I did all the hard work of scanning my own items and saved you labor. If you just had people serving me like youuure meant to I wouldn't do this
> I do this too
> I always make sure to include something really light but quite expensive so I can just not scan it
> Same here
> Me too, every week

> Are there no manned tills anymore in the stores you all shop in?

> There is. You have the option of which you want to go to
> Yeah they have them

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>>1839817
One time when I was broke I scanned all my shopping at the self checkouts and then when I didn’t have enough money I just walked out without paying. It was an impulsive decision and I’d never do it again, but I still kept going back to the same supermarket and never faced any consequence.

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>>1837512
Are forehead implants a thing or does top left just have a weird head?

No. 1839826

I love this. I do.

No. 1839835

>>1839820
My local store tends to put new items out on the shelf before they're entered into the system to be scannable. It's an ongoing thing. One time the weight wasn't detected and there was no staff around to help so I said fuck it. Wouldn't push my luck and do it again. Small town, one main store.

No. 1839839

im bout to start reading jjba from part one onwards after several years of having spoilers for pfps, playing eoh and asb and making up my own story from the tidbits i've seen. i just really want to see gappy

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>>1837522
south korean beauty standards are so wild i think even if i were to look my absolute best they'd make fun of me bruh

No. 1839846

>>1837531
That sounds hot, you need to mark your husbando as your property

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>>1839855
Korean beauty is not even about looking good but about looking exactly like a clone down to the milimeter. Its very uncanny.

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>>1839862
I agree but you replied to the wrong post.

>>1839858
Faggot

No. 1839874

I just had a lewd dream involving my ex. Ewwwwwww

No. 1839997

Oh the poor, poor men who only get conditional love boohoo how terrible they have it

No. 1840000

I wish I were a seal.

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>>1839997
lol at all the youtube comments being like men are only loved if they provide something…. explain then why men leave their wives as soon as they get sick and can't clean after their lazy asses, or provide sex. yeah, their love is sooo unconditional. cry me a river.

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>>1839997
I wish a very go die to all pick mes

No. 1840024

>>1839702
Wow. That’s interesting thank you

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>>1839997
even before she started speaking i could tell she had the most braindead take to give

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>>1838443
3 or 5

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>>1839799
Man in furry drag?

No. 1840032

>>1838443
I do 1 usually and I noticed my right hand is now more wrinkly than my left. I don't care really but it's noticeable

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