/ot/ - off-topic

I wish I could have more fun on Halloween, but at least I get to relax.

>>2232518
>newfag puts furfag threadpic
>fails and makes a different duplicate of the same thread
we need to ramp up the bullying on this board(infighting retard)

My family's house is a literal fucking biohazard hoarder hovel with plumbing issues and my mother and siblings refuse to do anything to clean it up. I've been slowly bagging up all the moldy and water damaged trash in the basement to bring to the dump but it's frustrating when no one else cares.

>>2232678
? I never made a duplicate thread, and I'm not new kek. I just thought the picture was cute and Halloween-themed, take a pill or something.

What can I do if I'm a woman and I like my boobs (I think they're fine and I'm fond of them) but can't help longing for a flat chest. Why would this be? My chest is rather small and fits the current standards, so it's not insecurity or backpain or catcalling.

>>2232678
Is MLP furry now

>>2232561
I hate it too. Reminds me of how socially retarded i am.

>>2232701
the type of bra you wear makes a huge difference in how flat or busty you appear. Bras without padding or sewn in structure and that lack differentiation between the cups can make you look really flat. Currently wearing a bra that I wear whenever I want to look as flat as a board.

When I'm watching children's movies with my bf, I tend to gasp at shocking moments. I think it exasperates him, but I can't help it. He teases me a lot about it, but idk, I think it's normal. I only even do it with children's movies, I don't think it's such a big deal?

>>2232804
When I was a teenager I was constantly irked by how my mom reacted strongly to shows and movies by gasping at surprising and upsetting moments. To me it was obviously a hollow facade. Then I got older and I started naturally feeling more immediate empathy and concern for the things I saw, even knowing when they’re fictional.

>>2232840
Yup when you get older and realize that even if the senseless violence presented to you is fake, there is human suffering that happens similarly all the same

>>2232704
Brony shit is still furry

>>2232866
NTA but I think you're right. Especially when the violence is something that could realistically happen it makes me tear up. Kids live in a bubble where they don't realize how harsh the world can be so I guess it's never real to them.

>>2232880
Yeah it's funny when you're young, teens are allowed an amount of brevity for edgy phases. You get older and notice the amount of violence toward women in scary movies and thrillers and how it's angled in a way to serialize, suddenly torture porn horror isn't some funny challenge to laugh at. You see women and children in distress or in uncomfortable situations and understand that every day, there are people that face it far worse than depicted in film.

Was creeped on by this middle aged moid in a discord group but when I reported it to the tranny mods, they suggested "mediation." And these are the type of fucks who always carry on about "safe spaces."

>>2232877
But ponies don't have fur

>studying programming
>remote lesson today
>mostly voluntary to check in for help with assignments
>teacher is struggling with helping a student that is esl and our language as his third
>I feel sorry for them both but eat my brunch while I’m waiting for my turn to ask for help
>after 40 minutes they’re finally making progress
>teacher: “oh, you haven’t connected your repository to github. You need to do that”
>guy: “GitHub?”
>teacher: “yeah, if you haven’t installed git yet you really need to do that”
>guy: “why do I need git?? Do I have to?”
I could practically hear my teacher die in the inside. Like HOW THE FUCK HAVE YOU MANAGED TO GET BY WITHOUT FUCKING GIT FOR A YEAR ITS BEEN MANDATORY IN EVERY COURSE SINCE WE STARTED AAAAHHH

Nobody has any creativity or even common sense these days they're fucking doomed. Been seeing the most retarded posts about costumes recently - like "omg where can I find this top from this pic I want to make this outfit?? I think it's the 90s does anyone know the brand???" and the pic is a fucking white tshirt written on with a sharpie. Or someone begging the local groups "my order for shrek ears didn't arrive pleease someone must have some??" like make some bitch, it would take you 5 minutes.
The ability to get absolutely anything online has completely hobbled humanity.

Of course I wake up with acute strep throat on the day of Halloween and a day after I just spent $$$ purchasing an event ticket fml. Hopefully I can get antibiotics, the event is on Sunday and I read the shit is not contagious after 48 hours on antibiotics. Pray for me nons..

>>2232991
Praying for you anon

My dad's cooking is ASS and it's becoming a problem. For context, we're a latino family, so it's usual for the elders, most of the time women, to cook the meals. Inb4 "don't be ungrateful, you're annoying, picky eater!!" I already told him I could cook my own stuff no problem, yet he literally insists on cooking everything himself because he self-proclaimed as the best cook in the house (BS, it's mom), just for his meals to taste so fucking bad. I'm not even joking, they're that bad. He be putting cow grease on everything making the house as well as the dish stink of burnt pork, he puts thousands of onions in potato salads (and everything, tbh), and avoids draining/ cleaning meat properly cause he thinks all the grease "gives it flavor", he somehow manages to make simple lemonade taste very, very sour?? Wtf, it's so bad I can actually smell it, I just know when his ass it's at the kitchen fucking up a perfectly decent chicken cut.

He's very good at bakery though, maybe because he seriously likes sweets (not in a good way, he's very overweight, which may have killed his taste buds). Some people have an excellent taste for one specific type of dish then fuck up every else

Sage because I’m a stupid dumb pickme Thai ain’t about to get picked.
The dude im absolutely crazy for hasn’t responded to me after i texted him!
I wanna tell him how much I love him, and how much he means to me but he’s never gonna let his babymama go, so duh obviously I’m never gonna tell him that. The sex with him literally makes me so fucking feral, thank god he’s fixed, I’ve been so accommodating like sneaking around for him, having sex with him in parking lots and wherever we can go. Sadly All I am to him is a fleshlight, I’ve been in love with this dude for over 6 years! He just bought a new house that’s super huge with his babymama and kid, him telling me that he’s going to the Bahamas with his BM, or calling me to cry because she’s texting other guys is such simp/ loser behavior from me and every time I have sex with him I end up having to see my gyno because he gives me a bad BV everytime. He doesn’t care if I have a bf either, he tells me everything I wanna hear and will tell me to leave my BF for him. I’ve been thinking about him non stop for too long. I wish there was a sister wives situation or something, I honestly wouldn’t mind sharing him, he’s been my favorite and best dick that hits different and he’s so hot. Sadly, his BM and him have been established for so long, I’m never gonna be in her spot, sad. Guess I’ll have to get it together and cut my losses. It’s not worth the heartache or wasted youth.

>>2232995
Ahhh I’m so sorry nonny. My belly aches for you,

>>2232996
this is pretty low tier bait. even you knew it was trash when you saged the post.

>>2232996
This sounds like a post my chronically online mother would come up with if she posted on lolcow, it's in her style and tone. Mom is that you???

>>2232998
They could have at least attempted this in /g/, it would have been slightly more believable

>>2232996
The sad part is, fake or not, this story 100% exists in the world likely to the tune of millions of women being sidepieces for full time faggot men.

Can moids stop putting rape everywhere in their media? There have to be better ways to convey strong emotions and shock the viewer, like why's always rape? It's not that compelling, it's in fact severely overused. Do you seriously want me to believe they aren't getting off to it?? Bullshit. It's so low vibrational, fuck that vibe and fuck men and their psychic attacks against the higher feminine

I accidentally did something really bad while i was trying to do good. Its nothing illegal just shitty and now the guilt is going to carry me through my entire life. Fuck.

I wish I could rescue animals, especially black cats today.