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Kiki made her much waited YouTube comeback in the best Kiki style: late and poorly done.
She's putting weekly videos that consist of nothing but the same recycled garbage of false positivity, boring vlogs, pointless Q&A's while hinting Taku had an awful secret, without really getting into detail, and not having a clue of the proper date of her first TV appearance as an actress.
Previous thread: >>401819
Actors Access: https://resumes.actorsaccess.com/lilouvos
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take your iron supplements and come up with a new joke, lilou
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This was posted 6 hours ago. Really. Is that too much to ask her to proofread her video title before uploading?>>419578
LOL of course you don't, lilou. You half-ass nearly everything you've been doing. Nbd thinks you take anything srsly. Dun worry beb.
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She said the title was different but I didn't see anything different from when she uploaded the 1st time
Well. What did we learn?
- Kiki still can't grasp the concept of what's a What I Eat In a Day video
- her clothing choices remain horrendous
- has a thing for using powdered stuff in her recipes (like, onion, garlic… instead of the fresh stuff - so you cant really complain since it makes cooking at home 99% easier) and most of the "organic" products come from a can instead of products from the farmer's market
- mentions her messing up the date of the TruTV thing… a week later
- is very grateful for the support of her "true" fans
- "everybody gotta start somewhere"
- mentions she's following her passion for the 92727279th time> Bobby looks pretty ripped> her house is a clustered mess of plants, garbage and japanese luck cats
Image related: try harder hon
I was thinking that too, that I'm surprised how much powdered stuff she uses but I guess she doesn't eat as bad as I expected.
She made me miss Bitchin' sauce a little.
Tidy your damn house Kiki, jesus.
Also lol at her telling people to look at her IMDb rather than posting links to any films, she's clearly embarrassed about the total crap she's been in so far.
She lightly mentioned "even the small things, like students films*… you gotta start somewhere" and then right after that she thanks her fans and says "as I grow in this career I will always acknowledge you"
LMAO she went from "I'm just starting" to "I'll remember you when I'm famous ^^"
* I personally think it'd be smart to post link to the projects she was in (like Daisy) even if they were students films bc she does have a small exposure in her channel, she could use it as a way to put her work out there for others to see and maybe motivate more people to work with her if they like it
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christ, she's annoying.
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LMAO SHE ALSO POSTED IT ON HER TWITTER LIKE
What's the matter with you it was a one-liner comment you could've ignored or just said "nah thanks! I'm happy with the way it is now">>419727
Ikr, gotta love that taste of hypocrisy
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>>419734> those who find your natural beauty unacceptable
That's such an overly dramatic point and I'm sure as fuck the person commenting didn't mean harm.
Also she kept going.
Why does she turn everything into a cliché inspirational essay?
Damn, she's pressed
Her hair wouldn't look half as bad with some layers, bangs or at least not parting it in the middle. She looks like she's in some cult were people are not allowed to care what they look like or have mirrors.
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Maybe by changing and improving herself she means that she only lurks here now, rather than posting.
That wasn't even the single comment about Taylor's "covering her body like a blanket" hair. Kaka, your envy and insecurity are showing.
Think in a more macro level on how this kind of stunt she pulls just drive people (followers, viewers) off. People see this kind of shit and get scared of saying anything to her or realize how overboard she went and decide "fuck that".
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Can we talk about the cringe that is this tweet she posted @ Danny Trejo?
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LOOOOOOLL shit! Spergchan's come out again! Any time someone replies 4+ paragraphs to a short sentence you know they've been triggered
out of their shit. Keek, your hair is both thinning and receding, stop trying to explain them away
It's one of the moments she tries to come off as relatable but in the end it's just cringy>>419748
Nah burrito bowls are pretty much the easiest thing there is to make. Or just burrito bowls for that matter. And it's not granted shes making the same recipe as served in the restaurant, either.
"I just wanna help people"
"That's why I'm writing a rage essay against a two sentence and one emoji comment I got on my video"
She goes full sperg and use the "this is for those of you who…" talk to try and disguise it as "Kiki enlightened pep talk".
Also,let's be honest, people with fine straight hair have it pretty easy compared to curly/coarse/kinky hair in terms of styling and "self acceptance". they just need a flattering style and they're good to go. They don't need "words of encouragement to embrace" their fine hair wtf Kiki.
wow her shitty vocab (if you can even call it that) hasn't updated at all…
why not drop a rawr XD while you're at it
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I love it when they respond
Girl is gonna get blocked so fast.
Good job pushing away your few fans once again, Keeks.
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Am I just reaching when I say this :
> She be throwing shade at Taylor who has recently been admitting to changing her looks for attention/ appeasing others, while simultaneously being a salty butthurt cunt?
There is no way that having your flat hair pointed out can be this triggering
? right ? Maybe a one two sentence, but an essay + 2 tweets ?
For shits an giggles someone should also tell her to get fillers because her face is looking flat/ hallow too.
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>>419765>There is no way that having your flat hair pointed out can be this triggering ?
Spergchan wouldn't be a thing if she didn't go apeshit every time she was triggered
. If you read her posts, there were times she got mad af over something and would go on these "YOU FUGLY WORTHLESS UNLOVEABLE NEETS" spam posts for hours.
You put yourself out there, you're going to hear all kinds of things, and most of the time not as nicely put as this girl did. How does she still not understand this.
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Countdown til this person gets blocked. Damn h8rz
She did go to a public school for a while before being home schooled. I seem to recall her talking about supposedly being bullied by black kids (and hispanic I think?? My memory on this is pretty fuzzy now.), mentioning the 'flat ass ugly white
girl hair' comment specifically makes it sound like she's talking about the same era.
according to rolling stone her old school was called sawgrass middle school. I just googled the demographics: >Racial makeup is: White (35.7%), Hispanic (29.4%), African American (25.4%)
as far as i know hispanics and whites can both have the same hair type (thick, normal, or fine). so i don't think the 25% black was enough for them to gang up on her specifically for "white girl hair". if they did bully her for it, it's probably because her hair ultra, ultra thin. koot's ponytail has about as much hair as most people's bangs. so again it probably catches attention easily.
>>419722> omg all the things that suit fine hair will damage it
Fuck off that was your own stupid doings as a dumb teen. Grow up look up "haircut for fine long hair" go to a Salon and stop being stuck in your middle school bullying phase.
Stop demonizing everything.
So much for "you're not what happened to you" positivity message.
More people in the comments saying she blocked them on insta even though they never commented or liked her pics. Can't wait to see more of her innocent "I only block haters" spiel. If she ever took responsibility for something she did the world would stop spinning.
She and her bf are perfect for eachother. They seem the same equal kind of annoying. It's good they found one another to make eachother happy.
Such a hypocrite and so thin skinned! Strange that such an innocuous comment made sperg chan come out.>>419894>white ass ho
They didn't lie tho.
>>419870> i don't think the 25% black was enough for them to gang up on her specifically for "white girl hair".
Even if it was majority black, I'd still doubt they'd insult her hair. I live in a predominantly black city and while it is common for white people to be bullied for being white here, I've never once heard of black people insulting white hair. Actually, I've only ever seen/heard them do the complete opposite and compliment white hair.
And even if all of this is true, I don't get why she's still fucking harping on shit that happened in middle school. Everyone gets bullied in middle school and it's not due to any personal grudges or anything, it's just because kids are fucking assholes. I would bet money that the people who bullied her haven't thought about her once since middle school/the scene days and if they did see her again, they'd most likely be nice to her.>>419894>She talked about being bullied by the hispanic and black kids a lot as if that excused her racist shit.
The funny thing is, all it does is make me believe even more that she's still racist. Like if it weren't for her doing shit like this, I could've easily just written off the racist shit she did as just a teen trying to be cool/edgy and would've never thought she was an actual racist. All this makes me think is, "wow, she's really holding a grudge against a group of people over petty shit that supposedly happened in middle school."
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Hmmmm, I wonder why black/hispanic people wouldn't like Kiki as a kid ? Its not like she's racist or anything and hasn't made fun of the POC/Asians.
I half ass keeping up with her and her sister, but did Keek's ever address any of this ? I know Kooter gave a half assed apology.
It's shit like this that sometimes makes me wonder why she puts herself out there and tries so hard to garner fame (online or otherwise) if she can't handle even the most miniscule amount of criticism, even when it's conveyed in the most polite way possible, but then I instantly remember her neverending hunger for attention and admiration and how much that overpowers it all.
I don't know how you can go through years of receiving criticisms from strangers and still be so fucking sensitive.
I also love how she added the part about "I had hair down to my butt and my friends would always braid and play with it because it was so nice and soft and I always received so many compliments on it outside of school~".
After watching the first couple of her new videos I for some reason sensed that she had become just a slight
bit more modest but nope, there's the good old humblebrag Kiki I know.
Spergchan was obsessed with pussy appearance too. Kaka must be insecure about her own beef curtains.
Keeks, it's fine if you've got low hanging cow tongues. All vulvas look different.
To this day she hasnt taken an ounce of responsibility, even when she was basically the one enabling Kota and "leading" the stickam shenanigans (I'm not saying Kota is 100% innocent though).
In her last video, when she touched the aspect of "Kiki kannibal" being a persona, I thought she'd go in details like "I was hurting others bc I was hurt so this Kiki Kannibal persona shielded me from my own feelings" but this would require showing vulnerability and humanity, so I guess she'll never go there.>>420067>"I had hair down to my butt and my friends would always braid and play with it because it was so nice and soft"
That Humblebrag ♡ never change, Kaka! You can try to act like it isn't there, but dat superiority complex is latent
Still. I thought you were bullied af to the extreme and had no friends? Who was braiding your "nice, soft hair", then?
>>420061>did Keek's ever address any of this ?
Nope, never. I remember when she got into a huge argument over racism against white people with some blm people on twitter, she outright said that she wasn't a racist and that she was just targeted due to her skin color.
Here are the tweets:https://twitter.com/search?l=&q=racist%20from%3Ammmkikikannibal&src=typd&lang=enhttps://twitter.com/search?l=&q=racism%20from%3Ammmkikikannibal&src=typd&lang=en
Here's a bonus tweet where she also claimed she had a knife held up to her stomach at school:https://twitter.com/mmmkikikannibal/status/546090554153775105
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>>420152>I was hurting others
lmao, she would never say this. or anything that would even briefly make her share some blame. She acts like she has no memory of ever being on the shitty end and bring others down.
but either way, it wouldn't matter even if she made a full confession at this point. she was out here rage-typing telling people to kill themselves all the while saying on her public sites "my experiences has made me more compassionate, I intuitively know when someone is hurting, and I wish everyone well". She's nothing but a fraud.
She only likes the aesthetic and positive image of being a ~love and light~ healing powers flower child.
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Always gud 2 hav dem screenshots
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Hahaha my fave
> I can't possibly be racist I dated asians
I wonder who the 100% Korean guy was tho.
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OK fuck me with a chainsaw but I have to address this statement:
"Racist people don't visit other countries/learn multiple different languages*"
It is the dumbest statement I've ever read I refuse to believe she actually thought it was a good point. Also *multiple different languages aka basic Spanish and basic Japanese. Such multicultural Kaka. Well done.
Despite mocking blacks and asians… fuck off kirsten
Only reason she wants an asian guy is to probably do one better on her sister or jump on the asian boyfriend bandwagon
>>420188>Racist people don't date outside their race.
Um… Kirsten, you can't be serious with this. I know this was three years ago but it's been known for a while that racist people do date outside their race and then use it as an excuse to negate their being racist.
Well you obviously aren't up to date on LGBTQ issues or preferred terms but keep trying to use that one trans girl you were friends with for two seconds in the MySpace scene days to prove what a champion for equality you are.
What? LOL Cash was literally a one-night stand whom Kiki knew had a gf (according to his own gf). Wtf, she's making that up for brownie "I dated nonwhites" points. That's so, so sad.>>420195
Even worse, she's making a own card - the "learning languages/going abroad can't be racist" card.
these claims were made in 2014/2015 I wonder if any of those views have changed or if she still believes being abroad and half-assing at Japanese count as "not racist" argument
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Couple of random Acheron bits
Y'know, this one genuinely isn't bad >>420248
But sis looks pretty rough here >>420247
What in the hell is going on with those yellowish splotches
Just about all non Asian girls who thirst over Asian dick because of their kpop/animu interests are in fact racist
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Also, the reel from the guy who directed Gemma Vu features Kiki a bunchhttps://vimeo.com/206379633
Aside from the weak-ass face slap in the beginning it actually looks pretty good>>420247> "I wasn't casted because I looked too young"
Either way! Thanks for the heads-up muh dude
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Hâte to be that guy and beat a dead horse but… Kiki, you're balding. It's ok to have fine hair and a huge forehead but this shit is actually balding. You can see the hair loss patches in the scenes at >>420286
where she has her hair up. women sometimes have thinning hair and start balding in the front part of their head - it can be for many reasons and there are many treatments out there that you can look for - even ~natural & organic~ ones.
Image attached is kiki's and a woman in a much advanced stage.
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Just to reinforce my point bc it isn't even trolling,I really want her to get some help
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I know, even in her vlog it seemed… less beaky. How does she do that.
lol what? you really expect that saying the name Danny out loud should cause her a mental breakdown?
>Like, Dakota got mad at this one girl for having her middle name (Rose).
that has literally nothing to do with what you're saying about kiki. Dakota was a stupid kid on myspace who was apparently unaware that more than one person can have a middle name.
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>>420548>racist & homophobic people don't have good friendships w/transgendered people, gays & people of other races like I current have/ & have had
this is the first tweet i've ever seen her use the word "gay" in a positive light. obviously bull though, she hates lesbians and mocks gays. she's such a gross narc, she used to think any lesbian that makes eye contact with her wants her. she literally used the words "don't make eye contact with me". probably still thinks this.
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A gift for y'all.
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I have to admit, I'd really like to watch her act. Some of these scenes convince me she could be entertaining.
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Lol, yet another mistake on Lilou's resumes - the short film is called Jamais Vu, not Gemma Vu. The script is fairly OK, until the ending which comes out of nowhere which I swear always happens with student crap.https://d26oc3sg82pgk3.cloudfront.net/files/media/uploads/casting_call/a68b8c5b-5f8a-412f-9324-a011182f5179.pdf
Yeah I was fine with most of it but the slap was just weak-ass. C'mon, Kristen. Imagine the guy is an obsessive hater.>>420727
She looks pretty darn good in this one. I like how her hair isn't as flat, too (and I do think she thought about it before posting it, lol)
It certainly does activate the almonds.
That's why whenever Keeks starts spewing out her typical garbled vitriolic nonsense, you can be 99% sure she's projecting.
I feel like the more obvious reason she dates Asians is bc she clearly loves being put on a pedestal as the ashy haired, blue eyed pasty white girl by Asian men. It's like reverse exoticism, the same way creepy Japanese men fetishize Russian and Eastern European girls.
She wants betas who will constantly shower her with attention, validation and compliments, which is exactly what her fragile narc ego needs.
Let's face it, the only things she has going for her are her super sheshul blue eyes, lank dishwater hair, and, uhh, 'badonkadonk', all of which she's extremely proud of. If she ever got mistaken for a Ukrainian prostitute, she'd probably be thrilled.
Damn, she looks so haggard and tired. That vegan diet and those $90 tubs of honey are really working wonders for her skin, kek.>>420247
The nose knows.
nah, I think it's 100% because Dakota is in Japan and kiki wants to feel close to that too. i mean it's obvious. she had her own kotaclone phase, tried to make it in Japan as a DJ etc etc. she wants a piece of Japan too even if a Japanese dick is all she can get.
and by any chance are you the same anon that keeps going on about what a white supremacist you think she is? knock it off already. it only makes you look like the one thinks "speshul blue eyes and blonde hair" is something so huge.
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Apparently Lilou did actually get paid for two of her roles.
Reading through the You Can Do Better parts makes me wonder how Kiki felt about being around 'gays'.
She's trying, indeed. PERSONALLY I think she could try way harder but at this point, I think she's being the most consistent.>>421048> Rose: a young woman who's doll-like. Emotionally numb.
Damn,if only Dakota was around..
Are these all Kiki's roles til now? And I can assume that >>420247
is her as Pandora? I mean, she is in a hospital and all…
I actually thought maybe they used tape or glue to give her deeper furrow lines or nasolabial folds, but close up, nope…I know going after her looks is low hanging fruit but it is quite a shock to see so many lines for someone so young.
I'm all for veganism and when people cut out dairy and meat, often their skin improves. But when people go hardcore vegan and exclude entire food groups, often their skin's appearance actually deteriorates, and they start to look pallid and sluggish. I just hope she's supplementing.
this light isn't doing her any favors either, it accentuates her facial lines but I don't think its THAT bad and the heavy eye makeup does give her a worn down look.
If it really was as bad, it'd show in her videos/selfies and they all would be blurried af 24/7.
>>420741>Jamais Vu, not Gemma Vu
kek, super cultured leeloo wouldn't know French.
Would the keeks ever graduate out of non-speaking roles or student short things?
I just can't see her memorizing an actual script and being a character other than herself. She can't even act on her youtube channel.
I also wonder if she's going to pay to join a union or if she already has.>>420564
This needs to be turned into a banner, but what should be pasted on the left..
>>421132> This needs to be turned into a banner, but what should be pasted on the left..
> Would the keeks ever graduate out of non-speaking roles or student short things?
We will only know when the TruTV episode comes out I guess.
All we can do is speculate, but I would bet that she heavily relies on Bobby. I guess there is nothing wrong with that, they both get something out of it.
It makes me laugh that so many of her roles are the "naive, dainty" girl roles. I have a feeling her "rougher around the edges" gigs will be much better and more entertaining, and I feel she will express herself better.
Not that anon but… yes the copper highlights were 2 years ago but she was recently RT'ing a ginger
guy, who complaint there are no ginger emojis, and (Kaka was) saying "#the struggle is real" to that. It's gone now but the screenshot's at >>411697
Wouldn't surprise me if she still thinks that but learnt better to not go around spewing this kind of snowflakey cringy shit.
Except all her selfies ARE filtered to shit.
Just look at >>419578
I mean how can you tell me that's not blurry af.
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Koots was her only friend and didn't she leave to live in Japan on a certain year?
Seems around that time their slang both stayed frozen in the past.
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Blah "I need to set my TV" apparently bobby is playing smthg idk.
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The first comment "is this your natural hair color????" Kiko stated so multiple times and it isn't even that unusual. Fucking stans, damn.
Nah I think she's aware slang has progressed in the past decade, she just knows she has absolutely no
social reference as how to use it believably. I'd rather believe that but there is a possibility she is that fucking stupid.
I don't think she can pass off as a timer. It looks more like it's somebody else playing and she's just filming herself and then the TV
> where da video at
Sounds like she's still trying to sell crap from before.>>422942
You Are Brilliant
$60 or more per month
It's Your Birthday, Every month!
I will purchase a personal favorite as a gift to send to you each month.
(crystals, gems, pins, kits, every month will be different!)
+ all of the previous awards, yay!
>custom tshirt by dakota rose
Oh does she mean those dated monstrosities with Kooter's weird anorexic alien people ironed on that she has been trying to unload for 10+ years? They were trying to get rid of them on their desperate Kickstarter too. Those were tacky and never in style even once but ok Kaka.
>I will purchase a personal favorite as a gift to send to you each month. (crystals, gems, pins, kits, every month will be different!)
Who wants to bet these will also be recycled Kiki Kannibal/LilKitten store rejects that she couldn't get anyone to buy?
Yeah, I think the what I eat in a day videos of hers are very lazy, but I actually cackled at how batshit she goes over a hummingbird bc "it's a good sign".
She promised to make videos for Patreon people and
on YouTube. Hmm ok Kiki.
> there are products who are cruelty free but hurt your liver and kidneys
Wtf? Does anyone have any legit info on that or is it pseudoscience?
I was the anon who said she should set up a Patreon/super chats so yeah. You're welcome Kiki. Good for you you're not just sitting around, waiting for your "birthday money" to come in. We know she won't do livestream chats bc she's afraid of people screenshotting her bad angles, though.
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>THERE'S A HUMMINGBIRD GUYZZ DID U SEE DAT OMGGGG IT'S A GOOD OMEN
You don't come off as endangered at all keeks
All the food looks massively unappealing - what happened to all the lights you had Keeks? Why do you need other people to pay for all this equipment when you had plenty before?
That ~quirky~ voice is so irritating and fake, literally every line sounds rehearsed. She's even laughing at her own dumb voOooiiIiceeEe as if she's actually entertaining, really annoying.
Also that's not even 'kinda' bibimbap. Veg with rice doesn't equal bibimbap. And maple syrup with gochujang? I'm fucking TRIGGERED
>I stay up at night thinking about the videos I want to make
Then make them! You're barely squeezing out one low-effort video a week. It looks like she's spending about 2-3 hours a week on YT, but now she's claiming she's obsessed and has a vision for her channel? Yeah right.
>>423013> All the food looks massively unappealing - what happened to all the lights you had Keeks? Why do you need other people to pay for all this equipment when you had plenty before?
Same here. She did say the food was fridge leftovers so yeah. It only makes these videos come off as lazy and poorly done ("scrape fridge leftovers and make a video of it").
She had lights, reflectors and a green screen a while ago. I'm half believing she probably sold it off on ebay in a whim, like she did with the music equipment (some people claim she did so yeah, the filming equipment probably went away as well if that's true)
>I stay up at night thinking about the videos I want to make> Then make them! You're barely squeezing out one low-effort video a week. It looks like she's spending about 2-3 hours a week on YT, but now she's claiming she's obsessed and has a vision for her channel? Yeah right.
I don't buy this either. I read her Patreon page and it comes off as… she will just use the money to make videos she could be doing right now, except without a tripod, lights, etc.
>I have sooo many ideas.. so many books full of ideas.
In other words just like Taylor she has a bunch of empty planner books hanging around doing nothing.
I sorta wonder if Dakota is going to make a Patreon eventually, seems like everyone these days is. Lazy fuckers should just get a job or second job like the rest of the world.
Also her food and cooking skills is appalling … It looks like she's making dog food ( though she is a bitch soo.. )
But hey! You get a tee shirt designed by Dakota Rose!>>423018
Tbh Patreon seems to be more of a north-american youtuber thing… they'll either set up a Patreon or sell merch to make more money, it makes it possible for YT creators to actually focus their entire days on making high quality youtube videos while making a living off it.
I'm surprised Kaka did one, I always thought she'd be too proud (and maybe paranoid) to set one. She puts so little effort or her channel, though. The videos are half-assed, poorly edited and very unoriginal. She needs to step up her youtube game before promising ~Moar exclusive content~ to patrons and youtube "once I reach my goal".
I'm not surprised she did. Easy money. Sadly not all Youtuber's are using it to make better content/art, a lot are just using it as easy cash and another way to milk there fans. Knowing Kiki's history with scamming ( asking for money for Mac, but having one already spotted in pictures/ ripping someone else's music ect ect ) She's probably going to pocket the money and whip out the old studio lights and claim them as "new".
I'm curious about the shirts she's talking about though.. Is she splitting the earnings for those with Kota ? as they are " designed by kota" .. Also I wonder if she's going to buy shit off of taobao and pass it as "Dakota's fashion design " as Kota always wanted to have a fashion line ( but was always to lazy ). Sorta like what Kota already did with BabyFang.
>>423035> I'm curious about the shirts she's talking about though..
Me too, people are betting it's those really old ones with Dakota's anorexic drawings on it. It's even more shady that Kiki didn't upload any pictures of said shirts.
> Is she splitting the earnings for those with Kota ?
Lmao I doubt it
It's another testament to her laziness that she doesn't even have photos of the stuff people will be pledging money for. The details for a lot of the tiers are vague too - I wonder how long she'll manage to keep up the monthly rewards for and how often they'll actually be on time? Since the rewards include all the previous tiers she could end up with a lot of letters and DMs to send. She also doesn't specify whether she ships internationally.
Even if someone had no clue of her history of scamming and shit, they'd have to be pretty foolish to give money to someone that barely sticks to their one video a week schedule and constantly breaks promises.
The rewards also include penpals (letter stuff) and even vlogs? Like, her rambling about her day and personalized video messages to certain patrons.
I see her promising these things and, let's recap what went down in her videos:
First video: "should my next video be on home sickness?" A lot of the commenters said yes. She didn't deliver.
Q&A's: "should I make a Spotify Playlist with my favourite songs?" Ditto.
"I will make a video on my top 10 books" "I will make a video on my beauty routine and the products I like the most" Ditto and Ditto.
Without mentioning "2 sunburnt 2 film" so, there you have it.
I think even a hard-core fan would be uneasy to spare money on someone like this
So she's profiting off of her sister's name and design ? And not splitting profits.
I wonder if Kota knows about it. Kota's not exactly doing financially well right now either.
I agree the food looks so fucking disgusting especially the sandwich.
Also I didn't realize regular coffee was so bad for you and there was a healthy alternative. I can't help but facepalm at her.
The tempeh looked gross and she could've replaced the industrialized vegan mayonnaise with homemade hummus
I laughed out loud at the coffee bit. You eat almost everything industrialized but your coffee has to be organic~ with freaking mushrooms in it? Youre such a vegan snowflake regular coffee is beneath you?
She will just use the Patreon money to keep buying expensive stuff at Whole Foods>>423117
Bruh, the Patreon already has like, 4 people in less than 24 hours. Many people are that dumb. Plus, let's say these 4 people sign up to get DMs or letters. She's a slacker and will just let them down.
The mushroom coffee doesn't have any actual coffee in it. It's supposed to a substitute. I tried it when I wanted to cut back on coffee and I thought it was disgusting, but I guess there's people that like it.
4 people in 24 hours are not a lot though.
Lol yeah, true.
But don't forget one YT video a week and one student film every couple of months is 'a lot' to precious Kiki.
I see! Thanks anon. "Mushroom coffee" made me thing it was some weird mix of both (since she didn't clarify or anything,so helpful and educative <3).
She said they have no "mycotoxins" and after a quick research: http://www.healthline.com/nutrition/the-mycotoxins-in-coffee-myth#section3
Kiki basically breathes paranoia and pseudoscience >>423202
LOL that's what I thought> daddy & mommy> marimonsturr > Bobby or sockpuppet
Either way, let's see how long it takes her to give a twitter shout-out to these patrons (even if they pledged 60 dollars she promised all the other "awards" in every value - which includes a twitter shout-out from your Vegan Cruelty-Free Majesty)
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Amazingly she does seem to have at least one genuine supporter.
And it's not a sock account neither Marimonsturr damn. I'm legit impressed.
Did you see the comment bellow Kiki's tho? > you look like a character from a Godard movie
Like bitch wtf chill with the ass licking
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is this the old menu for an infamous new-age restaurant chain, or kiki's patreon levels?
Nah Dakota would't make a Patreon because she likes to brag about her fancy lifestyle as a runway/editorial model in japan and "beg for money" wouldn't be "classy" also to do things like personal letters to her "fans" or send them things on the mail involves too much effort and come on she doesn't even clean her room.>>423035
You know, I think Patreon is a good way for someone who really do some kind of art or just do/knows some skill to get some money teaching or sending original artworks, etc. but I'm so sick and tired of this online personalities who thinks because they're "famous" they can ask their fans for money, fucking leechers man why don't they have a job like normal people do? I bet people who'll donate to kaka's patreon will be only silly kids who aspire to be like her and kooters someday
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Pinterest teir shit right here
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Her WIIAD/recipe videos be like
Yea, Kooter's is soo classy sleeping on the sofa at a friends. ( well she has her own tiny room and bed ) Kota is spiralling downwards, and her 2 gigs a year aren't good enough to hold her in place. I guess her depending on hand outs from a friend disqualifies the theory she's married or dating.
I could see Koot's using patreon and sending out signed shooped images of herself. I'm actually surprised Kiki isn't offering signed pictures as a reward tier. Maybe Kota's hand is in on this ? but discretely. They may be sisters, but I wouldn't put it past them to be stingy and not want one another to financially gain off the other. In other words Kota probably doesn't want her sister earning off of her old dusty designed shirts. >>423314
I don't have high hopes, its summer and all the edgy kids are out of school.
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Lol since when are eggs vegan
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You can get algae made to be vaguely resemble eggs. I imagine there's some other equally disgusting substitutes out there too.
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The other half of her Instagram story for posterity
So I guess this a one year anniversary? That would mean she went to LA earlier than we previously thought.
Sperg-chan's last spam was on 13th July after that it was more 'normal' posts on the 21st, 27th and then a big gap until September.
Yeah yeah tinfoil hat I know but I do wonder if she had some kind of breakdown and her parents agreed to give her what she wanted and make a significant change in her sorry life.
You can't see much of his face but I don't think it's Bobby>>290019>>290079
Plus she deleted that stuff which says a lot.
It's amazing just how many posts she has in that thread.
A balding polyamorous pansexual judging by the casting list - there's a trans character, genderfluid, lesbian, etc. This must have been the toughest role yet for poor Kiki lol
I wonder how the Wizard character fits into this…
God this whole channel is so cringy>>423855> I do wonder if she had some kind of breakdown and her parents agreed to give her what she wanted
I think so. It makes sense and it'd kinda explain this whole "I'm following my passion now" shtick when she realized she didn't turn out to be a huge music hit/ didnt have a great break thru as a model in Japan/ husbando-to-be left
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The skit was under 2 min. And cringey af
I'm still surprised that she could hide her nose for that long. It's so big.>>424276
Yeah, the video wasn't too bad unless you think about what kind of a person she really is.>>423855
Some people celebrate their 1 month/ 3 month/ 6 month so it could be anything. But it sounds plausible.
This wasn't bad considering what it was. Like >>424351
said, I sorta hope she's finally found her niche with this. These days I can't help but feel bad for her (not so much in a "poor girl" way, but in a "wow, I hope this crazy person gets their life sorted out" way).
OK the whole thing was really fucking awful. The first part was like watching a tumblr post featuring people on their 30's. Even the part where the guy "talks" to people's sexual identity on the street seems forced. I can't even talk shit about Kiki bc she actually came off as better than the other actors. >>424562
That tight hairstyle didn't do her any favours I'm bemused HOW the hair/makeup crew couldn't think "hey, why not put her on some loose braids with tons of dry shampoo and some teasing instead of that greasy mass" and the filming seemed specially fond of her huge beak.
>>424429> I think she has a solid career here. I'm rooting for her.
She wasn't even on the same wavelength with the other actors. She comes across as thinking of herself only still, like in the youtube videos.
Can't unsee that huge nose though. She's been hiding that shit for years!
Maybe she told them she was. She's representing the Q in LGBTQ and there are a lot of "queer" identities she could've claimed. Tbh it would be great to see the show get some backlash for casting a racist homophobe for a skit like that but it's not worth the faux outrage.
Nice beak on display Keeks.
Yeah! Let's all wish misery and death on her like she deserves because nobody should ever be allowed to turn over a new leaf!
idk about you but a lot of us visit this site hoping that these cows will learn from their mistakes and change. Kiki still has plenty of time to change and I hope she does. >>424603
Oh pray tell what magical "wavelength" this is and how one detects this esoteric quality? lmao
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LMAO even in the most flattering shots she could grab you still can spot the massive nose
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Not that anon but ain't nbd wishing death on her etc dude. Plus they're right, it's not like her career is "taking off" super smoothly or that this TruTV is a big deal at all.
Tbh I like to imagine cows will learn from their mistakes but with Kiki we are way past that. I do hope she succeed in whatever she wants to do now but you have to be some next level naive to ever think she can possibly change for good after the Sperg-Chan tirade
>>424643>Kiki still has plenty of time to change
Clearly, she has her whole life.
In the meantime she will continue to sperg out and create milk for us. Your praise for Keeks doing the literally the absolute least only enables it.
>how one detects this esoteric quality
The exact same way anyone can spot whenever Kaka comes off as insincere or fake. Through her awkward af interactions with other people.
>>424734> I really do wish her luck, and I am excited to see where her career goes. If she became famous we would have so much to talk about here and that would be fun.
Same here. I think most farmers think so? Like, there is always someone who'll see it as unfair, annoying but overall I think we'd have a swell time if she got big (or even moderately ok). Kiki is an infinity cringe and narcissism source and doing well in life will only fuel it. If she fails, she'll just go MIA.
> She really needs accept her past and make light of how stupid it all was
The closest we got was her low-key admitting Kiki Kannibal was a front she put "bc of haters", so I don't think that'll ever change and even if she does, we will always have her Sperg-Chan tirade and that's smthg she cant get away with, not even if she came clear with it or claimed it was a "persona" to protect herself, too.
I like how cows are always calling us hateful and the worst people in general, but y'all are so soft and forigiving
I can't root for her, I still vividly remember all those horrifying, disgusting stuff she posted, and her whole fairy vegan hippie persona is so fake and forced I don't doubt she's the same Kiki under the facade. But also I don't care enough to wish her bad nor to follow her "career". I just think you guys definitely put too much faith in her alleged change.
sage because who cares about my opinion
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Damn Kiki that's so impressive
Most patrons pledged on Sunday. You're only less than a week late.
How hard is it to make a tweet giving them a shout-out tho (one of the "awards")?
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>>425183>To my Patreon Supporters>on twitter
lmao, doesn't she know she can make a post on patreon exclusively for them to see? typical kaka, can't resist any form of bragging. has to make a public tweet for all 7 people to see. >>425296
you can't make socks on patreon.. you actually have to pledge money to be one of them. i'm kind of surprised she has so little actually. Back in 2013~ there used to be a number of salivating Dakota wannabes that would have jumped at the opportunity at being able to question keek on their photoshop/makeup/fashion secrets (pic related..). nowadays the only one of those I see around is the dakolei girl.
Is that #Spoony?
Yep, the exclusivity is supposed to be half the appeal of Patreon but Kiki takes a while to figure out anything invented after 2008. Girl, you're lucky to get even those 7 idiots, give them what they want, even a tweet-length update on Patreon
You don't have to pay right away because patreon pledges are charged only on the first of the month, so it's possible to pledge and then cancel to inflate numbers temporarily. She's also not above paying for followers, if history tells us anything, so I could see her paying herself and eating the fees.
I also suspect that the tweet was meant to get new patrons on board/more visibility. I didn't see her pushing patreon as much as I expected on social media, so I think she's going for the "mention casually as often as possible" approach rather than spamming and blasting it everywhere, which is actually pretty smart. Also if she's shipping out gifts, that means people have pledged into the highest tiers for physical items, so she's probably pulling pretty solid first month money already.
but.. 7 is nothing. if she had like 70 then suspecting sock puppets is ok, but it's pointless for the current number. imo 7 is perfectly believable in terms of asskissing followers willing to pay for her to chat with them. Doesn't she have one follower in particular that copies her instagram bio and leaves cringy comments from time to time? she was talked about in a previous thread.
either way, it's kinda funny that her "goal" appears to be exponentially high. she's only at 8%, i bet it's like $2,000+ monthly. that's really delusional since her rewards are literally "i'll talk to you, i'll send you a written letter, i'll buy you something with your own money". Patreon is suppose to be to help artists make an income by delivering goods to paid subscribers. It's not a platform for narcs to charge people for the opportunity to talk to them.
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No bully for remembering an Adam Sandler movie pls but she looks SO much like the character Alexa from 50 First Dates…
So is she going to be @ mentioning people who are her patreons? That will be funny.>>425321>nowadays the only one of those I see around is the dakolei girl.
Dakolei is kaka herself so..
(not the same anon, just putting on a tinfoil hat on this one) the "lei" in the username is Kaka's middle name leigh, and the account uses some really basic spanish to throw us off…also, they seem to post a lot of Dakota's not-so-flattering photos (even her first japanese interview with her real face), and the account seems more dedicated to Kaka than it is to kooter, even the person owning the account knows the titles of Kaka's "acting jobs."
I think that this account is owned by at least one of the Ostrengas, and I'm thinking Kaka, especially when Kaka had her sperg meltdown, she did say some pretty rude things towards her own sister.
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Anon, pls. Even the things that point to it not being them you called it "trying to throw us off", you're reaching. It's not like there hasn't been several stupid people do this sort of thing before. And Kiki's middle name isn't a secret, so i don't see how lei in the username points to it being her.
as spergchan she had to say "rude" things about her sister. if she didn't, she would have come across as just a whiteknight and nobody would have taken her "she has no milk, move her thread to /b/" posts seriously. i mean, she said rude things about herself too LOL, she called herself "kaka and even threatened to "gut this bitch" in her own thread. Yet 70%~ of her sperging was still whiteknighting anyway.
Yes that's pretty much it. Whoop dee doo. >>425411> Also if she's shipping out gifts, that means people have pledged into the highest tiers for physical items
Thought the same. If they're legit she's pulling more than a couple of bucks from this. I wonder if we'll have any follower saying "omg I pledged for Kiki's Patreon and just got my top designed by Dakota. Love it <3" or smthg
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These are comments from her previous video. Can we just talk about how she's so paranoid of ~h8rz~ that she's blocked actual fans and they've started to notice? These people have supported her in the past, most likely with positive comments, and that was how she repaid them. Why would they continue to support her by giving her money after she has blocked them for literally no reason? And she's almost definitely blocked a lot more fans than just these.
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It definitely seems like dak0lei is Kaka, Cathy, or Kota. I just saw this while lurking on pull and I can't see any reason why a "fan" would get this upset over a comment about Kota's shooping.
Here's a link if you want to see the post I got the screenshot from:https://prettyuglylittleliar.net/topic/156-kooters-ig-kotirose/?page=164
I don't think I truly appreciated how important presentation and lighting is in cooking videos until I watched Kiki's crap.
Also her fashion is getting worse than ever.
"I've never rolled sushi before so if you want to learn how to roll sushi there are YouTube videos for that"
"I haven't rolled sushi before… well I've not rolled it for a few months"
She compulsively lied about knowing how to roll sushi lmao, dis bitch. Like it even matters.
True. The lipstick was super poorly applied and wtf is with that ruffled top.
I skipped most parts of the video. The recipe, as always, looked pretty gross and her voice-over is so cringy
It's what? The 3rd recipe video she does in a row? Kaka, get some ideas.
Also "I'll be posting a vlog of the TruTV experience". No, you'd be "vlogging" if you brought your camera with you to film while doing things there, since the whole thing is over, what you'll be doing is posting a "story time" type of video. It's so obvious. Goddammit get SOMeTHING right
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Yeah sure, that sounds reasonable lol
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Turns out Kiki did actually do one Twitter shoutout but she didn't bother to stick anything before his username, so it wouldn't have been seen by her followers. Money well spent!
ikr? not to mention the weird use of「」especially for someone who poorly tries to pass as
a native spanish speaker.Not even hardcore spanish speaking weebs do that. What gives? >>425793
You'd think Kiki would follow her own advice and watched those videos beforehand but no>>425802
don't get it either, of all the tons of vegan youtubers with actual content, they followed a nobody like kiki>>425819
Hope that Advent person is satisfied.
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Imagine looking in the mirror like this and thinking "yeah. This is a good look"
Not even uploading it in SUPER BLURRY mode could make it look good
>>425921>"don't worry guys, he's Japanese so he can say whatever he wants!"
That and her cluttered disorganized kitchen triggered
me even the room she films herself in looks untidy>>425928
If they do get it it'll be uploaded at 11:59pm and something she filmed and edited today in a hush
I think so. Even with the awful blurriness you can see the haggardness >>425910
Even when she had a decent camera and posted HD videos, she had a TON of bright-ass lights all over
This is the episode she is meant to show up in: http://www.trutv.com/full-episodes/you-can-do-better/2128339/index.html
Someone who has an account take screenshots or record the segment shes in. I'm so curious how she looks on a TV studio camera.
All the motives behind posts, coincidences, posting style and voice confirms it as Kaka for me. The info and photos are also quite obscure at times.
She'd never block it because she is running it. Meanwhile she's blocking her fans lol.>>425956
Well how did you think she's been hiding this? >>424206
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Bitch you gon be featured in a F-rated horror film where people will be able to see all your "bad" angles multiplied by 10. Why you even bother blurring the fuck out of your videos.
So much for "you define your own beauty" >>419735
(she'd probably pull that argument if someone told her to properly apply lipstick. I used to think she'd look good with red lips but this clown look is just bad)
Image related:I remember in an older thread (b4 she was gone forever) an anon tried to "undo" the filters on her photos & videos.
This is my attempt. I half think I'm being harsh on her and half think I'm being fair if you consider her "candid" pics.
(Feel free to do a way better version than this cuz this one's shit)
K. I'm not the same anon that's been claiming dak0lei is Kiki although I once suspected that. now I've pretty much dropped that theory. Chances are it's just an ass licker "fan" IMHO.
I just wanted to clear the air on why anons are saying Kiki can speak Spanish.
Yeah, I second that. >>426115
Anon, who knows? stop this stupid tinfoil, that's not Kiki.
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I agree with you but I get where other anon is coming from. Kiki is majorly irrelevant but her and Dakota have a latino Stan that posts hashtags in Kanji and posts shit like this:>>426189
Yes but with Kiki is even more absurd because she praises light, positivity and "accepting" your "own beauty" while she goes thru unnecessary lengths to hide her humongous squidward nose.
I get the vibe she's not happy with the way she looks (otherwise she'd not get butt hurt over a one-line comment about her thinning hair) but insists on staying the same to "prove the haters wrong" or whatever.
LMFAO Chelsea Peretti is fucking hilarious and has actual talent you dumb bitch how can you even compare an actress
to Kiki, let alone a legitimately skilled comedian/actress.
You guys this shit isn't real Kiki does not and never will have a career as a fucking actress - never ever ever ever
. This is LA, there are beautiful, sociopathic girls literally everywhere there that can act circles around Kiki drunk. Stop.
She's going to crash soon if she stops taking her Abilify. She'd get better acting roles just going to a bar and falling on someone, people in LA love nothing more than enamoring you with how connected they are.
Sorry to burst your bubble she's a self centered cunt who will fuck this up to, she's only pretending to have a life purpose because she got caught trying to Buffalo Bill Taylor. Actually the only reason she wants to act is Taylor, so who cares if her videos are never on schedule because something will inevitably cause her delusion to crack.>>426639
Yo. No one cares. Sage that random shit. They will never go the Latino route what kind of opinion is that
omg bitch no she can't "just work on it" this is Kiki Mother Fuck Kannibal you're talking about she possesses no fucking skill and has been trying to act on Stickam/their home video skits for decades and she still shows only one emotion - dead inside.
And you can't just learn a talent, she could develop a skill with years and years of dedication to a craft but that will never fucking happen
. This is cooking videos. This is make up tutorials. This is lilkitten. This is Japan. This is DJing. This is any attempt at mental health. She. does. not. work.
She just wants to fuck Taylor stop shitting up the thread with your non lesbian drama.
What Kiki is trying to do is to make big buck fast. Not only is she narcisisetic, she is also extremely lazy.
Most recent evidence is her lackluster videos where she is unable to uphold one (1) weekly deadline.
I dont think anyone here meant to say that. Yes, talent and skills over looks but she ain't got those either, so…>>426701
She did try to do improv once and TruTV was a comedy show, so maybe… she thinks she can do comedy? It's a wild shot I think. She be interested in anything that gives her some attention.
>>426664>Actually the only reason she wants to act is Taylor
I forgot about this. There was extreme sperging when Taylor was in that lame drama. Thing is Taylor seems responsible as a worker with and got tasteful roles on TV while Kiki's biggest break is uh… that Puppetmaster soft porn thing on a niche platform.
atm I'm just waiting for the inevitable vlogs or tweets about how Hollywood sucks and she's a victim of it, and that's why she never got roles other than the ones her parents bought.>>426710>she's only really good for a pretty face >>420286>>424206
Damn, I totally agree with you but you need to chill, no need to be mean.
Anyway I have the same idea of kiki's being an actress because of taylor. And I don't like her but still, sometimes I kinda feel bad about her, she needs to do something with her life.
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LMAO THIS KIKI STAN
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I was getting ready to say that I take it back, and it's probably Cathy but.. nope, definitely not an Ostrenga. I speak spanish too and I agree with the other anons, she sounds native. I read one of her posts to this girl where she put "ay mija por qué diras tantas pendejadas?", the first part "ay mija" is not translatable with something like google, and I really don't think it's even something that a casual spanish learner would know. it's a slang phrase that literally means "oh my daughter" that's used sarcastic or exasperatedly. I can't even think of a close english equivalent.
she's just one seriously invested fangirl..
if you're reading this, here's some tips: 1. your idols don't give a shit about you, 2. Caca didn't answer your instagram FAQ questions because you're cringy. 3. Caca was too afraid to come here as herself and rage at us. she pretended to be a random anon, talked about herself in 3rd person, and bullied Taylor. so you can stop with your hypocritical pic related.
besides thinking Dakota isn't fake or doesn't shoop is actually a much more impopular opinion >>428210
Yeah you gotta take a hint when not even Kaka is gonna give you the time of the day bc of how creepy you are
ayy mija = o ok sis
Um, what? Mija and mijo are such common tearms of endearment, even the Ostrengas would not be so ignorant of the meaning. If you live amongst a sizable Spanish-speaking population, you would easily recognize those exclamations. Do we forget Danny also spoke Spanish and Kiki claimed to study it?
Not saying this super fan is either woman since I've seen Latin American fans get absolutely OBSESSED with internet celebrities, but your example was so strange.
dif anon but I've wondered that tbh. i do not have BPD but i read about it a lot bc what i do have has overlapping symptoms so i pick up tools that way. sorry to armchair, i hate that, but to me this could be valid or at least interesting to think about, we'll never know for sure anyways.
Though if she came right out and admitted her diagnosis and what she does to cope she'd instantly win my respect and i don't even like her at all. Hope she's lurking because mental health is a hot button issue rn ……..
people with borderline have an extremely weak self of self and are always getting into (usually risky) situations where they can define themselves by their circumstance/friends/or for kiki specifically social media trends until she became an obsessive Taylor skin walker. As far as the identity thing goes I feel like there's abundant evidence Kiki actually has no fucking idea who she really is. To be honest I think she defines herself by who she's claims she's being victimized by, rather than doing the work she needs to while returning to herself. She's obviously not a whitelightempathgoddesu either.
they tend to self harm, usually for attention or manipulation. kiki has cuts and a very real eating disorder that gets skipped over here because she takes an inordinate amount of pride in her low weight.
it gets commonly mistaken with PTSD (i have) and I know Kiki may be convinced she has that from what happened to her over the years - and she could. BPD people also have paranoia with abandonment usually and very weird social reasoning. Kiki thinks literally everyone is going to rape her and can't even make friends, but she probably convinced herself by now she doesn't want them for whatever reason.
The only reason she has Bobby is she she can define herself through him. I read an amazing book about BPD and their initial example was a woman who never had friends but keeps boyfriends/husbands for the same reason, and usually narcissistic men (like Kiki has) because they will want a high degree of control.
Lastly there's splitting, seeing people as just good or bad and that's it. I guess Kiki does this, based on who hurt me (bad) and what hasn't (good). Sorry for the length!
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tons of compliments
yeah I think that too, "mija" it's a common word tho like "pendeja/o" o "carajo" they use it in every single latino character in sitcoms/series for example, but I've seen another dak0lei posts in spanish (I don't have screenshots tho, I'll search later) and she definalety is a native spanish speaker>>428862
Isn't she a vegan? how in the world can someone who is vegan use feather earrings? that's tottally absurd, it's like a vegan wearing a real leather jacket
i think it's acceptable bc they're cruelty free - i.e. they dropped off the bird of natural causes and were collected.
the bigger problem is how gross you have to be to wear feathers that haven't been properly treated. yik.
As far as I know with things like cosmetics/make up you can search in PETA or some others groups which brands are certificated as cruelty free, but there are a lot of brands who claim they're cruelty free and don't have a certificate so you'll never know if it's true. So my doubt is, does this brand of jewerly count with a certificate of CF product? >>428976
Still tho, if you are a vegan you don't use any animal origin product, it's contradictory in so much levels like claiming you use Lime Crime because they're CF but buying chinese copies on alliexpress
It's the same thing as the honey. These are "cruelty free" and ethical made but it's still coming from an animal, so not suitable for vegans, really >>428977> Still tho, if you are a vegan you don't use any animal origin product, it's contradictory in so much levels
Yup. pretty much. And she's going thru all this mental gymnastics to justify the use of feather earrings, which are atrocious by default.
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What a surprise…
I really wonder if the Patreon people got anything last weekend and whether it was a proper video or not.
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I agree it'd be nearly impossible to eat vegan at Dunkin' Donuts but she is not exactly in the best position to judge if smthg is "vegan enough" is she >>428977
I don't get why she'd try to "gotcha" MFA if she can't even be bothered to check the ingredients herself? As if she knows more about veganism than MFA/ChooseVeg? None of the items they listed contain L-cysteine, which is required by the FDA to be included in the ingredient list.
Kiki is such a self-righteous idiot.
>>429600>>I've been having a lot of requests to bring this one back into the game.>>I use it for my favorite famous 2 sandwiches.
surejan.jpg>>this is homemade cashew milk; store-bought is okay too.
Must've hit a nerve when anons wondered why she didn't just use fresh ingredients instead of store-bought powders and canned stuff.>>Snagged this recipe while I was in Tokyo about 2 years ago.
Never. Fails. To. Mention. Tokyo.
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If you're not 7 these butterflies are not for you. Look at this shit.
I love how she asks for audience feedback when she hasn't done shit they asked for - beauty videos, the sick home video, Spotify Playlist with favorite songs… and we know for a fact if someone hints her videos are not helpful she gon flip on them, 7 huge paragraphs, Kiki style
But oh wow. ANOTHER COOKING VIDEO. That is not getting boring at all…
I bet he doesn't since he knows he won't hear the end of it. We all saw how she wrote a novel to someone who just said that her flat, thin hair wasn't doing her any favors. Just imagine how much more annoying she is irl about criticism.>>429670
Jesus Christ, you guys weren't kidding about the butterfly clips. Though tbh I feel like they wouldn't look as ridiculous if she just styled her hair for once.
How convenient that video is no longer on her channel.
She make some of the simplest recipes so complex. That pancake recipe did not have to be so long, there are definitely easier and better vegan & gluten free pancake recipes.
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Omg I'm baffled she wear her ridiculous outfits on public - that hat + the frilly Taylor-esque top? Jesus, Kaka
Those pancakes seemed very… disappointing. I'm not a vegan, but I can't imagine eating that.
I was confused about the potatoes being "dinner" but maybe she can't figure out how to eat a proper dinner on whatever kind of budget she's working with. >>430145
Yknow when you're at a certain age where you get fixated on specific items of clothing so you wear them everywhere?
Yeah that's Kaka.
some vegans do some vegans don't.
but she likes to come off as a pretty dedicated one sooo… well I'm not surprised she fucked that up lol
I just noticed she didn't include the patrons names in the description for this video (instead she says "I know, I know… the video quality is meh!"; clearly mad about anons' comments about the presentation).
Now, I know the tier technically does say 'I will put a list of everyone who contributes in the description of the "main" video at least one time
!' but holy shit that makes first two tiers such rip-offs then. She's not doing the Twitter shoutouts and only posting people's names on Youtube once? The only way to get a 'decent' reward is to pay her ten dollars a month?!
How hard is it to copy and paste some names? Other Youtubers with Patreons take the 10 minutes to create a credits screen they can stick at the end of every video.
Because she doesn't want to hear shit or answer for having blocked half the world in her paranoid fits on every social media platform.
It's mentioned earlier in the thread how someone couldn't access that because she blocked them. Her excuse was that not everyone had a twatter.
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By this logic if I wear leather, fur, wool, feathers and eat honey, as long as they companies are ethical, I can be called a vegan bc I don't eat dairy/meat?
The whole vegan shtick is that it's a lifestyle, not only a diet (which brings to the table why so many people think vegans are annoying and self-absorbed)
Kiki went from militant vegan to sloppy vegan
> Sage for thread derailing
This, totally this.
You can't go for the world telling and braggin about your religiously veganism if you're not really doing it or feeling it, as far as I see Kiki justifies her vegan diet for "the good of the animals" but there's a whole ethical conflict between what she praises she does and what she really does and it starts in the moment she is consuming honey because that's not vegan
They were never friends.
I really want to see her live stream again like on younow
Not me, but she did use to post on how you should avoid honey, wool and silk back in the day (posted in the last thread, if you feel like lurking).
In one of her old Q&As (posted on the last thread too, I think) she went out of her way to talk how "farms who claim to be ethical are really not bc the legislation has loopholes".
> Veganism isn't some homogeneous cult
It is though lol
But you don't even need to go that far - the very definition of veganism is to abstain yourself from consuming animal products.
TLDR: words mean things
Can't really stand watching her videos so tried to look through couple of previous threads with the help of ctrl + f and found this one >>405176
I don't think she has any consistent thinking behind her veganism though and just picks whatever arguments suit her. She is not the only vegan eating honey anyway so I can't see how her eating honey shows that she is not a serious vegan.
>But you don't even need to go that far - the very definition of veganism is to abstain yourself from consuming animal products.
This is really a simplified view but I think going deeper is too ot.
tbh the one thing i think is genuine about her is being vegan for the right causes and actually caring a lot about animal welfare. literally the only genuinely good-hearted trait with no hypocritical nasty shit behind it. Kiki is just an attention whore who needs validation from strangers for literally everything, so of course she can't help herself from being obnoxious about it.
the two things she's done, getting honey from a humane place to help the growth of bees (or whatever), and getting peacock feathers without any mistreatment to the peacock, are not bad imo. i get that it goes against the strict rules of the vegan label, but if there is no harm i don't see why it discredits her morals.
Because Veganism is about taking decisions that can help not only about what you put in your mouth. It's a whole debate because bees are disappearing so some Beekeepers came up with that idea to help.
Some vegans are against zoos but zoos also help to preserve endangered species.
Antivenin, "you got it from a snake?
don't save me I'm vegan" said no one ever. Vegans understand it's a life saving necessity.
Plant based doesn't have the same "I'm super special mother nature moggle" to it, does it?
Plus she's been riding this hard-core vegan wave for a while and most of her current following is there because of her "veganism" and being an "animals right advocate">>431017
Yeah, it's pretty creepy how focused she's on this kind of shit instead of just volunteering and signal boosting about it with pics and videos (annoying, but makes you look way better)
Up until now veganism has been the only thing she hasn't slacked. Like, that was the one single thing she kept boosting about and didn't jump ship or faked. Now not even that.
are you… suggesting… she retweets animal gore because she likes to look it? that's the only thing your stupefying post could have meant. those are tweeted from actual awareness accounts meant to shock people into seeing the realities of the meat market. it's an effective way of getting people to go vegan. in fact it's the core reason people go vegan.
By your logic, maybe vegan accounts also post those images because deep down they're animal sadists, not real vegans right??
She probably enjoys it, although not exactly because the image itself makes her happy, but it's a way to shock others, show her righteousness at being able to look at/confront it, and it's virtue signaling her vegan status. So it makes her happy and suits her to continuously look at and post it on her feed.
Also it's 1am and still no Saturday video…
Yeah, noticed the same. She's probably shitting bricks over the FL hurricane.>>431406
People in Kiki threads have already pointed out that Sperg-Chan loved posting gore and Kiki loves RT-ing it bc animaks. It may be a coincidence or it may be that she's super fucked up in the head. Either way, stop trying to pick up fights.
It would be a baseless accusation for a random vegan activist, but remember we're talking about a girl who spent hours spamming gore on here.
I still don't buy the idea she gets off on gore or anything, but Kiki =/= average vegan.
By your logic,she spammed us with gore to warn us about genital diseases too lmao>>431413>>431454
She said in her grocery video that she was filming her shopping trip because she forgot it was Saturday until just then. That means she spent the whole week not thinking about it. I'd be super annoyed by now if I were paying for this shit.
I'm sure she thought the Patreon thing would be much more successful than it is, and since it isn't, she just doesn't care about it. But not following through on the perks she promised won't do her any favors.
I predict that eventually some of her patrons will pull out or say something to her about her lack of effort, and she'll shut down the whole thing, and then complain that the haters and bullies ruined Patreon for her.
Yeah, of course it's obvious that she does everything last minute but Kiki tends to live in denial pretending it's that she's sooo busy with her acting career and not that she's lazy.
I was half-heartedly wishing she would gain an ounce of self-awareness and realise that nobody believes her excuses, but I know it will never happen.
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LMAO SHE ACTUALLY WENT WITH THAT
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No more videos until october. Guess she couldn't pop out a few more low-res vlogs for her subscribers until then.
she's probably gonna wait for her birthday money to come (damn Kiki your family back in FL are facing a natural disaster and you're still counting on extra cash?)
God, that's embarrassing. She's been making videos all this time just fine, it's absolutely pointless and lazy to pause it until October - plus a huge bummer to any patrons she got.
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> informative and helpful videos for everyone :3
Can't complain tho. They paying for this shit
Does she just check lolcow to figure out what she needs to say?
It's like it's word for word.
She checks lolcow and manages to make it worse
Too worried about hurricane because of my family > too worried about the hurricane bc of the animals (tho I'll drive past by a vegan protest leaving a huge carbon print and using copious amounts of plastic bags)
Gotta keep that hypocritical aesthetic, I guess
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Aaaand she remembered she had a family in FL
You're welcome, kiki
U didn't worry about all the animals last week when that other hurricane hit
Just say you're worried for family reasons kiki
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It was a "diary post"
Which is pretty impressive for her standards
she says so in her Patreon she'll get em done when she gets her new updated equipment… and she said she'd get those in october
Remember her shitty yt comeback? She claimed she'd be back in June and uploaded smthg in the very last minute of the very last day?
Yeah expect to have any content by thanksgiving and I'm pretty sure it'll be just as helpful as her latest stuff
sorry for being a month late on this topic, but i only just noticed she was casted for a show on sexuality identity and still wanna join the convo>Maybe she told them she was.
nah. i've read so many of Lilou Vos' homophobic tweets, posts and videos that I literally can't imagine her doing anything but physically gagging and cringing at even the thought of lying that she was queer to get a roll. like she legit put the phobic in homophobic, it was that bad. that's what makes this so ironically hilarious, i think i snorted when i saw this
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Episode 1 (of 3) of Puppet Master is out, anyone wanna sign up to the free trial to see if Keeks has any scenes in this part?http://a.co/fcyQCwo
Those reviews are great.
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I'm screaming, she's trying to sell one of those crappy wing backpacks ~*that she totally made you guys*~ for 60 bucks. https://www.depop.com/cherrybombgoboom/cherrybombgoboom-real-life-angel-anyone-this
>It is not the cheap flimsy versions on eBay or taobao!
Didn't sell many of those ""exclusive"" white wing backpacks under Lilkitten, eh Keeks?
So she needs this money, her birthday money, her Patreon money and some sum that's apparently coming in October to buy the lights and decent cameras that she used to own
to make a few low view YT videos?
Money management has never been the Ostrengas strong point.
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The "for another fashionista" part had me
Also the captions to the items are hilarious> swoon> I always get compliments on this
Also the wing backpack is the only item she's actually wearing? The other ones are from the store's websites so you cannot know for sure the state of said clothing
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I come bearing gifts
She didn't appear until the final scene, so I recorded the trailer for the next part as well to show the two other short clips of her (and because it's terribly trashy and I'm having a hearty kek at her trying to pretend this is some artsy cinema)
God bless you, anon.
I would have grabbed it myself but apparently Charles Band messed up uploading it to any non-US store because PROFESSIONALISM.
Every single thing about this is awful, cringey and trashy, from the 'sexy' walk to the accent to the script.
her fucking evil "I'm stabbing you with many needles" scream was so fucking bad wtf thank you so much anon, that was awful >>434879
I'm pretty sure it was that. She only started to ramble about the mess on her life after people here started pointing out.
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Nevermind it's a webm and I couldn't play it.
Ocoee, Florida, United States
guess her parents are the ones going through her closet to sell, lol? also, no wonder she has to wait for birthday money for equipment if she's been buying $400 dresses
or on how "many compliments" she got on her ~bubble butt>>435045
Pretty much. She's selling the shit she left back in FL, so depop folk will have to rely on Cathy's efforts to get the item in a relatively good state and on time.
My bad. Uploaded it to YT as well, how long until she claims it?
Vimeo mirror: https://vimeo.com/234225902
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What are the chances this is Taobao crap? I would never pay $250 for something that only has stock photos and no genuine/proof pics.
Also what is it with these two and Vivienne Westwood?
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All of her usernames are cringey - cherrybombgoboom?
And while I recognise that kikikannibal was probably taken on Twitter, mmmkikikannibal is pretty shit too.
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God, its probably as crusty as Kota's rings are and never gets cleaned, and I'm pretty sure we've also seen Kota wearing all the vivienne crap…
Whats the original retail price for the necklace if real anyways ? I have troubles believing its "250" or more.
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>>435223>Whats the original retail price for the necklace if real anyways ? I have troubles believing its "250" or more.
Did you never learn how to google or something? She put the whole search query out there for you.If
it's authentic, the price is in the right ballpark. This isn't the exact same model, but it goes for 235€, close enough. If hers is out of stock (and it might be since I can't find the exact one on the VW page) a markup would be normal too.http://www.viviennewestwood.com/en-gb/shop/jewellery/necklaces/gunmetal-new-small-orb-pendant
Even found the Rakuten listing she got the photo from:https://item.rakuten.co.jp/purpose-inc/90025637/
They both wear a ton of taobao VW garbage, not surprised they're trying to scam people into buying it from them while parents take the blame.>>435173
Perfect for the halloween season!
>>435249> ifit's authentic
Big detail there. Most of Dakota's stuff was pointed out to be VW knock-offs so there is a chance that this one isn't authentic at all. Plus, we can't see the real picture of it, just a stock photo. A markup would be "normal" if it was legit and never worn (or at least in a very good state) which you can't know for sure from a stock photo.
IM getting way too attached to the detail of her only using stock photos of the items but it's actually really important when selling things online.
"New, with tags on" "original VW" are rightfully more expensive than worn stuff but again - you gotta provide proof of it. Take a picture of it yourself, of the tags in the dress, of the jewelry and then compare it to the legit stuff as proof it's not a knockoff.
Its very fishy when you don't do any of this stuff and charge super high prices. The probability that it's stuff she bought in a whim ages ago and left to rot back in FL in a pile of old clothes is too high (it won't look "brand new" at all if you handled it like garbage)
Gosh this girl is so shady, from lilkitten to the recent YT video promises to the kickstarter to this shit. Massive scam alert.
I think it's weirder that she'd have a $250 necklace that was never worn. Was it a gift? Did she buy it just to never wear it and sell it again? Did Dakota get it rather than her?
I wouldn't buy something like that without proof that it's real like a receipt and photos of it. So weird.
Same with one of the dresses: "New With Tags! ‼️Retails for $ 398.00"
Who buys a $400 dress and doesn't wear it or return it?
>Never worn, new without tags, retails for $ 140.00.
But she doesn't have enough money for camera equipment, ok.
Iirc Dakota has some pics of her wearing her orb necklace on her IG, so maybe she got one and Kiki got one, way back when they originally bought them from Taobao.
Btw, what happened to Dakota's thread? Did it not come back over from tempcow?
No tags and box or no receipt = no real
I like that she herself brought up taobao because that's exactly where she gets everything.
Someone report to depop.,
This is just fucking embarrassing. The film was already crowdfunded. In order to watch all of it you have to either pay $6 to rent or $20 to buy a 30 minute segment, so if you want to watch each segment that's going to be $18-$60. Or you can get a subscription to the channel on Amazon and it's $7 each month. Am I understanding this correctly? Or do you have to have a subscription and pay to rent too? Real professional. For as much as they're charging they should've at least been able to have actual puppeteers instead of screening in actors in costumes to look like the puppets. Of course Kaka's involved in a bloated turd of a scam.>>435283
These used to be all over eBay before they cracked down on VW fakes. Chances are this is a fake too. It's eBay 101 to provide proof of purchase through a receipt or something for high priced items or else buyers will be suspicious it's a knock-off. Good luck Kaka.
Her depop says she's shipping from LA though, so it could just be that she hasn't updated her ebay address to her new location. But it's also totally possible that this is all being sent from FL. Wasn't Cathy the one actually packaging and sending the lilkitten stuff, especially after kiki lost interest?
Also surprised that she's choosing to sell shit instead of making videos. That implies that her youtube ad revenue is significantly less than the profit from selling her stuff (assuming it sells at all). Or maybe she's just lazy enough that she doesn't care and thinks this is an easier way out.
>>435284> Who buys a $400 dress and doesn't wear it or return it?
She used to wear pretty pricey stuff back in the day. Like, 700 dollars mesh jackets and shit, 500 dollars jewelry… this shit doesn't surprise me, but it really puts it into perspective that she spent so much in clothes but needs a Patreon to afford new equipment.
Mommy and Daddy money fountain is draining…
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>as many as 4 patron-only posts
I still can't believe people are paying for this shit.
Lilou is no longer listed on the agent/management website:http://therobbcompany.com/actresses.html
When you visit her page directly all the images are broken:http://therobbcompany.com/vos.html
Ostrengas don't seem to have much luck with their agencies, huh?
this must be a lie lol. these small, unnecessary lies are the reason lilkitten crashed and burned so bad. if she didn't go out of her way to lie for no reason, nobody would have had anything to call out in the first place, and it wouldn't have affected her business whatsoever.
with that said, none of these things are going to sell. her patreon numbers are surprisingly very few, so how does she expect her followers to shill out hundreds of dollars for her hand-me-downs when they won't even pay $10 for a handwritten note. >>435364>I like that she herself brought up taobao
me too. name-dropping taobao is like saying "btw we don't photoshop" without it being brought up
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almost forgot. happy birthday kaka
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Either that or 25? I'm guessing 25, almost sure
Pic related: when I think her outfits can't get any worse she comes with fucking high-waisted yellow pants and a super frilly top that makes Taylor's look good
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Wow what kind of egotistical cunt gets their likeness on a cake? Oh yeah this is kaka we are taking about
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So cringe but so her, wishing she was TaylorR before blowing out the candle.
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Haha, maybe she did buy a fake after all
It was so fucking cringey having him call her "lilou"
Not only its NOT her name, it's a cringey ass name. >>436360
It's Kiki's level of bad fashion. Not only that she managed to pick smthg that's not only tacky, but makes her breasts look like an old lady's
Not that surprising really. If she's Lilou to her coworkers then better not get awkward questions if your boyfriend calls you by another name. Kirsten/Kiki has such a god awful rep that she would have had to change it eventually.
also, Lilou is a popular name for baby girls in France atm. idk whether Vos is meant to be German(Voß) or French, but it's clear she went for a euro-foreign sounding name.
Only just watched this and noticed she has yet more of those water bottles lined up in the background - tidy your shit 'Lilou'! Every time we see your house it's a fucking mess.
Also bottled water is terrible for the environment but obviously you don't care.
A random 24-year-old girl going to LA and not getting major roles is hardly uncommon.
I do kind of hope against hope she is in college for something practical though, it's probably her last chance to do something useful with her life. Sage for wishful thinking.
If she is then she has been in college for at least 10 years. She claims she started going at 14.
I just love Ostrenga lies.
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Anyone know if there's recourse for her patrons to get their money back considering she hasn't kept her commitment?
>Video every Saturday, Patreon every Sundayhttps://twitter.com/mmmkikikannibal/status/898229059821240320
>To my Patreon supporters: I will be publishing an exclusive post every Sunday for youhttps://twitter.com/mmmkikikannibal/status/898228541401120770
She really fucked up. That first tweet reads to me as implying there would a Patreon vlog every Sunday, but she could have reasonably tried to claim that it was only a Patreon post every Sunday, including those 5 second text posts she's made - but she hasn't even managed to do that weekly!
Even claiming she's waiting til October for filming equipment is no excuse, what happened to the set photos? They must be months old but you still can't take the effort to post them with a couple of sentences about love and light? She really is one of the laziest cows.
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don't bother. it was their choice to give her money, if they didn't get what they expected then they can take it up with her. The real reason she probably stopped taking it seriously is pic related. she vastly overestimated how much she would get, just like kickstarter lololol, remember when she said "if we go over
$20k we'll.." and then all they got was their dad donating and like 10-20 people donating. back then she also got disappointed and just gave up mid-way.
So, she has all these great ideas that she expects other people to us for her while she gets the spotlight and all the credit, while tossing a few thank you tweets out to seem kind and humble in the process. This is why nobody likes her, she won't work for any of her "passions" herself, she expects everyone to just give her money for nothing because she wants to "start over" again
Yeah, I realized she has 10 patrons by now… so instead of losing the ones she had she actually got more
of them. But it still isn't enough to make her get off her ass and do smthg.
It probably has to do with te amount of money donated
There's 10 people but the bids are probably not as high as Kiki'd like so she's just slacking on it… like in Kickstarter.
You'd think she'd learn from her past by now
I bet you $50 she didn't know that non-patrons would be able to see the number of posts and thus her laziness in all its glory.
In one of the videos she posted not long after announcing her Patreon she was babbling about how she was posting updates 'every Sunday and
here and there' and creating a 'community', but when I went to look? Literally one post and it appeared to be a text post.
she hasn't followed through with anything thus far so if her patrons think she's going to because of them lol.
the second ep of her bought role is up can someone rip it? she's on the episode artwork but not listed on cast credit for amazon.
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Her signature would be kinda nice if it wasn't for the cringey angel shit.
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Here is all of Lilou in episodes 2 and 3. 4 whole clips.https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLU7vUavrJgmoh0RHiqscjBhUtZiTGbhXW
She doesn't appear on screen again after that last part and I don't fancy sitting through 25 minutes of this utter shlock to see if they explain what happens to the character in the dialogue. Perhaps someone else is braver than me.
It's a shame because I was kinda looking forward to her having a stupid death like the other Nazis. (Don't interpret that as a death threat, Ostrengas…)
The editing is terrible and I really wonder if these were the best takes they had. Love the visible thought process of Kiki in part 3: should I life my arms? Yes! No, wait. Yes I'll do it! So distracting.
Kiki will most likely have them deleted from YouTube soon, does someone want to upload them on vid.me? >>440093
Yes. Please hire some actual German speaking people for your roles if they're more than a minor character, there's tons of people that speak the language… She even tried to have that fake German accent when she said German words such as 'ja'. Her accent sounded more Russian?
I'm kind of sad that her acting is so terrible. I kind of wish that she'd find something she's good at.
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This whole thing is a huge offense to actual German people and their accents.
Bear in my mind Kiki stated she "had to practice her German accent for a week" for this.
Screenshot wise: what if Kiki had eyebrows.
I imagine Kiki's excuse would be along the lines of: it's a campy horror so the director forced
her to do a bad accent and she can totes do a great, realistic German accent otherwise!
I'm giggling at the idea her character disappears with no explanation
Her role is so short??
Thanks, anon! Not as cringe inducing as I would have thought, but definitely not good. Even for campy horror films, bad acting is bad acting. If you look at Evil Dead and Army of Darkness (more so the latter), you have an example of excellent acting in a campy film. The worst is when she's pulling the "I'm GERMAN HAPPY WOMAN!" exchange. It's like she can't pull it off with a straight face. Her accent is horrible, but the woman she's always with is even worse. It completely disappears. >>439935
Kill me, but I like her signature. If Kiki was actually eccentric and not a desperate try hard it would be endearing. But because it's Kiki it seems like a left over of her past weeb persona.
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I mean… you were supposed to do it every week but OK.
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sorry but i get the feeling this tweet is for lolcow (wouldn't be the first time, pic related).
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I miss old show-off Kiki.
She seems less confident these days in a way. Like failing in Japan made her depressed and crazy, so Sperg-chan happened and she's toned it down (or hit meds) now she's an 'actress'.
Same. I think so as well. I also feel like it's sort of our fault that she's not like that anymore since we would laugh at her and tear her to shreds over every little thing she did.
I also feel like she's always been insecure but would post about how amazing she is/everyone thinks she is since that's how she wanted people to see her. That seems to at least be what Kota does since she has humblebragged about being skinny enough to fit into Kiki's clothes from middle school even though everyone knows she's been gaining weight.
no anon. ever since all of her cringe-fest tweets flattering herself were stacked next to each other, she started deleting most of them and toning it down. must have felt embarrassed seeing them all compiled like that, i don't blame her.>>441262
it's kinda obvious that someone who can't live without constant validation from internet strangers is insecure. her sister is tenfold, she hates the whole lower half of her face.
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Kiki ur doing amazing sweetie that's not creepy at all
I keep imagining her going after celebrities in LA, bothering them during lunch… lol
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> Oh cool she's asking people to pitch and help this animal-
> "been receiving messages on having a PO box for birthday presents"
Yeah sounds legit
It's honestly sad that she has to invent these stories to make herself look important. The 9 patrons and lack of responses to her tweets etc reveal how popular she actually is.
Remember when she got caught sending herself asks on lilkitten?
And of course all those made-up stories about 'haters' coming to her house in goddamn 2015. Not to mention that bullshit about people contacting her professors and her classmates laughing at her.
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>>442166>Remember when she got caught sending herself asks on lilkitten?
that's nothing anon, check these out. and it's not even all of them
?? Yeah, we're all well aware she posts about herself.
I was just giving one example, in relation to the idea that she acts like she has an actual fanbase that cares about her life.
>>442166>Remember when she got caught sending herself asks on lilkitten?
LMAO I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT
oh my god, and the bitch had the gull to try and play it off and say that tumblr was glitching out or some shit and just left the embarrassing ask up on her blog. kiki milk used to be the best, i miss those days.
Kaka being angry she couldn't write on his back.>>441935
Kaka being angry nobody bought her presents.
bet he wouldn't have been so peaceful and relaxed if he knew this bitch was creeping on him. honestly how was writing this a good idea, she is exactly the type of person someone successful wouldn't want to meet
does anyone else get paranoid they might be anything like kiki because she is the type of socially embarrassing it just sticks with you, i'm the same generation as her and raised by the internet so i just feel a way
We're kinda getting close to that now…
Almost 3 weeks without a post, good work Kaka. You sure proved us haters wrong about your work ethic!
Still no new posts on her Patreon by the looks of it.
So much for >>440584
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sorry for responding to a month old post but imo it's still relevant
i don't want kiki to fail but within the last year she made stalker level psychotic posts about taylor and spammed mutilated genitalia here - she is a fucked up person with no sense of remorse or empathy. no one wants to see that shit, and if i were taylor i would be legitimately scared if i wasn't in another country. kiki is actually fucking crazy and doesn't care who she hurts and never has. given how she has always treated people and how sheltered her life is she may be a sociopath or allows such behaviors because she does not give a fuck.
i for one don't want her to fail but she is a crazy bitch who has hurt and scared a lot of people recently and never apologized, so yeah i want some consequences. but her rapid aging, balding, beak, zero talent, and zero work ethic while she publicly fucks up her career are satisfying.
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I think she posts this pinterest level rubbish whenever she's feeling bad/angry. Compare the dates of her past love and light tweets and her crazy sperg-chan ranting and they're always fairly close.
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Oh god, someone actually bought her 4 year old backpack for almost $70 and she proceeded to write on it with a permanent marker before shipping it out
WTF! (Though I feel like that shit will rub off real fast)
Where'd you find this?
Where did you find that?
It's all smudged and looks terrible :( What did the person say about it?
Wow, she still
can’t let go of her Kannibal persona. How long before she tries to merge the two and her Danny/Taku/Sperg-chan drama becomes linked to her Lilou person?
With the filename I'm wondering if this anon bought it…?
Decent milk either way.
How narcissistic does one have to be?!?
Love that smudging, that's some class you got there, Keeks.
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Hate to tinfoil but has anybody seen this picture before
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Working hard, as usual.
What's your bets on when in October she'll start uploading to YouTube again? Mine is 8th November.
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Here is another picture from that time.
Walk the talk the WALK TALK
I'm the >>444054
poster, and I just found it randomly by searching @mmmkikikannibal replies on Twitter. There are more photos there, I just didn't wanna involve the girl who posted it.>>444122
I saved it from Twitter to my phone so no, not me.
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expectation vs reality
Agreed, I think Kiki only ever had one of these, and no one wanted to buy it until now.
I'd be real fucking pissed if I paid for something so overpriced, and it smeared all over the shoulders of my clothes.
>>444750>she made up that bs story about contacting a seller and having them made of vegan fake leather for her
she's such a dummy. even if that was the case, she probably would have been called a plagiarist for bumming a pre-existing design. not that stealing other people's work is anything new to her.>>444631
i could swear that the wings on these bags were detachable? maybe i'm wrong.
I had a couple of these bags back in the day (they’re sooo dated now, Kiki always lives in the past) and they didn’t have detachable wings.
On the vegan friendly topic, I seem to remember a few pics of Kiki wearing Jeffrey Campbells circa 2010 even though they didn’t have a vegan collection until after that. She has a history of playing off fakes as ~real vegan~ goods.
She's one of those assholes who think people aren't truly against animal cruelty if they don't watch that shit. We don't need that shit for awareness
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TFW you in line behind Kaka. She's back in Orlando guys.
Did the best I could without drawing attention to myself.
I also have a few more, but this felt really weird seeing a cow out in the open, also she was out with her mom
holy shit she's looking haggard
and that outfit… ugh
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LOOK AT THIS GLAMOROUS ACTRESS SPOTTED AT WALMART.
Should have asked for autograph OP!
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Also her boots were super scuffed (which really bothered me but that could just be my autism.)
Wow! Nice, I’ve always wondered why there weren’t more live sitings of cows in the wild!
I wonder if she is permanently back or just visiting.
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Wild cow op like I was on my to check out and I was like holy cow is that Kaka and one the outfit was a give away. (She seemed normal in person from what I could see, well besides her outfit)
Hope I didn't post this but it sure as heck caught my eye.
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I love her "You might know me from such films as Nazi Puppetmaster and Daisy" face.
Good job in sneaking these pics, anon. That fucking outfit is amazing in high res.
Good job, anon. I'm usually against people taking candid photos of anyone, especially extremely paranoid people like Kiki, but I can't deny the milk this is giving us.
I wonder what she's doing back at home with her parents. It doesn't seem like she and her bf broke up since I think if that happened, she wouldn't even be leaving the house.
It does at least make sense as to why she hasn't been posting as much lately.
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It’s impressive that she’s as thin as she is in her pictures, but wow, her face looks so old. I don’t think she’s wearing makeup so that could help explain it but she just looks.. ill. She has such huge dark circles and no color to her face. Her hair is so long but it’s thin and stringy.
Congratulations on your cow spot!
KIKI IS MODEL
KIKI IS WALMART
This is some real people of walmart shit. I can't get over the haggard faces and the ruined clothing they're wearing.
I guess she got the money for cheap groceries thanks to the poor soul who bought the knockoff taobao bag.>>445383>>445344
This. She probably only went to whole foods or whatever vegan places once, took a bunch of pics and stretched that out for a year.
She looks cute here, amazing body.
But yeah shes probably gonna see this and have a mental break-down and be afraid to leave her house, not that i blame her.
For the love of fuck Kaka please do something with your hair. I will overlook the eye bags because a lot of people get those. But cmon, you're in perfect control of your hair.
I like her skirt, though, I'm wondering where she got it?
peep those teeny holes in cathy's shirt. you can drop literally hundreds of dollars on garish white clothing but you can't get your mom a decent t-shirt?
i'm not being entirely serious, but i do think this is sorta funny.
Dude some vegans age so fucking horribly like that, mostly ones who eat low fat vegan diets agh. She's only 25, that has to be the reason?? She doesn't smoke or drink or even go in the sun much it seems? And uses all natural products?? To look like this?
I know Walmart lighting is unflattering on anyone but it's not that far fetched
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It's the nasolabial folds imo. She is unfortunately cursed with terribly deep ones that probably got worse from smoking as a teen. Even removing just her dark eye circles doesn't help much with such deep folds there. Yes, meme I know, but they really do age you a lot and I have always religiously moisturized mine to help keep a youthful appearance.
Tbqfh no one cares what’s you moisturize, buddy.
I think what ages her the worst is the complete lack of color in her face. No blush in her cheeks. The dark circles are awful but she just looks unhealthy and dehydrated. Her hair looks so limp and dry, and her thin frame only makes her look malnourished.
I feel like those folds may be the least of her problems.
It's hard to believe she's 25 because of how haggard she looks. I think she just doesn't eat and doesn't exercise.
Shes thin but everything about her is so long and droopy. It will only get worse.
if some random anon taking harmless photos in a public area and a couple of strangers criticizing her appearance bothers her so much that she can't leave her home and she thinks everyone wants to murder her-
She should consider a different career.
Honestly this could well be the case. The anon who dug up all the details for her jobs said You Can Do Better was filmed in April and there’s no evidence of her booking a single thing since then.
I know acting is a very unstable career but 6 months without even a student film? Or doing one of those plays that you pay to be in? It certainly seems possible that she quit.
Hate to speculate, honestly, but I wonder if her and Bobby are not together. I would say that if anything, that would be a reason she'd move back.
Honestly, I won't believe a thing until we see something. It might take a while. If she disappears for a long time, it's probably a safe bet.
I actually think her profile looks good, the nose gives her some character and her smile is cute.
But holy shit her hair is so bad and her complexion is so sallow and sickly, and that makeup is doing her no favours.
TBH I wish there were more pics of ole' Kathy. You can really see where Cooter gets that profile from this pic.
Kaka looks fine here, well not fine but just like a normal girl. But imagine being so hard pressed for attention you dress like a 1970's marching band majorette to go to Walmart, but don't have the sense to put makeup on first. If you're going to have a scrubby face have a scrubby outfit and be dedicated to the look you fucking turnip.
I mean to be fair she did admit to obsessively editing her photos>I just want to take a picture and be able to post it without spending a couple of hours fixing lighting perfectly, adjusting hues or editing out any perceived “flaws” or attributes & characteristics
The low self-esteem is real.
>>445576>Tbqfh no one cares what’s you moisturize, buddy.>not mad at all
Anyway, this is the girl who takes selfies with reflectors in front of her face. Of course she looks nothing like her pics. But she's clearly got some deficiencies by the combo of those incredibly dark undereye circles, wrinkles she shouldn't have at 25, limp hair, and the sallow skin. I find it weird someone so image-obsessed wouldn't at least slap on some foundation before going out in public.
When she shitposted on lolcow she said something in the line of ''kaka don't shoop like kota, milk is dry, delete the thread'' etc etc
Source is the 'The internet fantasy game gets old' posthttp://lilkitten.com/the-internet-fantasy-game-gets-old/
How do people forget the classics so quickly…
Oh bollocks dude. I get mad when people blogpost. No one cares about your super special skincare routine that keeps you ~youthful~. And if you’re so afraid of getting those dreaded folds, use a microneedler and some Vitamin C serum. >>445589
Kaka certainly is the queen of projection. The warm filters on her face give a bit of life to her skin and hair, but it’s obvious she changes her nose, eyes, teeth, and erases her wrinkles.
Was Kiki’s ED ever confirmed? Or did she just replace it with “veganism”? Because, even though I do like her body, her hair and face make her look like a victim of starvation and hard labor for 15 years.
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It’s not just the WM lighting, anon. This is Kiki’s true form.
>~goddess of love & light~
i think she's reasonably okay-looking, just (obviously) not nearly as attractive as she shoops herself to be. her gauntness and flat hair can't be denied and probably a result of her veganism, but some of her pallor and harsh lines of her face are probably caused by wearing stark white head to toe, muddy coloured hair that doesn't compliment her complexion and harsh white lighting in the supermarket. she even looks cutish in >>445265
when she's smiling naturally.
personally, i think she'd benefit from not wearing that frilly living doll crap with decidedly adult facial features like hers. her bare face, long flat hair and "mother earth vegan goddess" schtick would go better with a boho-hippie-mori style with flowy layers and earthy-vivid colors that might make her look less ill.
sage for typing out makeover advice for kiki fking ostrenga.
>>445611>Was Kiki’s ED ever confirmed?
I don't think it's ever been confirmed if she has an eating disorder but I'm pretty sure Kota once said she had one while still living in America in an interview and she has talked about her shitty eating habits plenty of times. I wouldn't be surprised if Kiki's eating habits are similar to hers.
If she does have issues with eating, I don't think it's a conscious thing she does since she's naturally thin already and I'm sure her weight wouldn't really change at all if she ate normally. I think she would have shitty eating habits due to laziness.
*scream about sun damage
Clearly, I take my lolcow posts super seriously nowadays.
She has this gaunt, severe look about her that really, really
counteracts the whole fresh-faced youthful thing that she's desperately trying to do. I'm not even trying to say this to be a dick, but not every girl looks that great barefaced. And Kiki's definitely one of those girls. Her best looks have been when she's all done up. She's not even bad at makeup judging from her older videos. She obviously had some idea as to what suits her face so it baffles me even more why she's doing all this. She's so scrawny and pastey, and not in an interesting model-esque way. She looks like she's in remission from an illness. If she toned up, started eating a bit better, at least
cut the dead ends from her hair if she's not ready to divorce herself from long hair quite yet, and got some sun like you said, that alone would do wonders. She's so irrationally boneheaded.
i guess she is fine in the sense she is not emaciated but it is obvious she is unhealthy and starving herself. therefore i don't really think it's good to say stuff like her body is awesome, because it's a body perpetuated by unhealthy means.
just because i don't like how thin she is doesn't have to mean i like fat people. i don't. you realize there is a huge area in between thin and fat right. being skinny does not always look good if you're starving yourself. i agree she would look better with just a better diet and some toning up
Shit she does look like she was in LOTR on this (but not as an elf lol)
The candids are amazing!! (She must be feeling full blown like "Kim Kardashian or something")
When you put the beak, the bland greasy hair, sallow skin, aged face and $5 taobao outfit while doing groceries at Walmart (guess the Whole Foods hauls were only in LA, on bobby's tab) the result is hilarious.
If it was anyone else (a non-cow) I'd defend them ("the lightning is bad/angles/smthg privacy") but it's Kaka being exposed for how ridiculous she looks IRL, her hypocrisy >>445580
and HOLY SHIT BITCH IS IN ORLANDO LOL. It's like Japan and Taku all over again.
Kiki needs to get a little more down to Earth
That anon saying she has an ED is exaggerating, she has always been thin and everyone looks bad under certain lighting.
Fuck.. every time there's a bad picture of someone that's their "real form" but when there's a good one "omg filters". Rolls eyes
she looks like she dying of consumption lmao. the long stringy hair, the sallow grey skin, the bruised eyebags, she looks miserable. she looks like she's a nap. >>445972
this isn't a 'bad picture' this is her at several different angles looking beige and sad as fuck
jesus fucking christ why has no one mentioned how ridiculously short her skirt is, especially as a skater skirt that flips about everywhere.
and it's because she's crazy with an eating disorder. of course she's going to look like that. she needs hella vitamins and filler for all the facial fat she rapidly lost. the only reason Taylor looks younger, despite being much older, is because of her cheek fillers. people start loosing cheek fat and it's the most noticeable sign of aging.
She's anti animal cruelty but totally fine with child labor/abuse!!!
well i'm so oily you could my face to pan fry chicken so i'd look very…moist.
but frfr, when kaka doesn't control the camera, she looks tired and in need of sunlight. in the height of her acting career she always looked like this.
OMG!!!! Yes I'm Kiki. Kiss me ;3
how did you catch me????
You are super smart anon!
Kiki is MODEL
CL photo of Taylor's fillers
We knew you really wanted that, so we wanted to make you feel happy.
jk it was because I'm in love with you.
Touch me anon, feel me.
yup, she's triggered
and extra cringe… Spergfest incoming
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Keek Week part two coming soon, perhaps?
I’m not even that same anon, you idiot lmao.
Anyway, since she’s probably back in FL all I can see in her future now is leeching off of her parents and failing as a person to society. Pity.
Anon, that's been her past, present, and will remain her future unless she stops chasing dead end whims she never puts any effort into anyway.
Too bad internet sperging isn't a real career.
You know how it becomes a deeply seeded habit to put yourself down and be self deprecating because you had shitty, abusive parents? Your inner voice can become their voice in your head, even as an adult.
I'm sure the opposite happened to her. Her parents have to be responsible for cultivating her special snowflake image of herself and behavior.
It's the same reason Raven doesn't go offline to stop the haters 'ruining' her marriage, she needs the validation. She's a narcissist and extremely insecure. Unfortunately like Raven, she can't seem to realise that even if you are mother Teresa and look like Megan fox, you are still going to have people out there who dislike you no matter what you do. So instead of ignoring that and focusing on actual fans, they constantly bring up haters in passive aggressive tweets and posts, follow hate blogs and try to change their image/delete things hoping to improve or change the haters minds.
They want fame but do not want the consequences or criticism that comes with it. They pretty much want to live in a perfect world where people only post nice comments ect. I also think in Kiki's case, she grew up having a lot of her self worth based on how she looks, so she lacks self esteem and personal skills to make friends and have a normal life. When it comes down to it, narcissism and insecurity is the main reason in my opinion.
All of this.
>When it comes down to it, narcissism and insecurity is the main reason in my opinion.
I used to think laziness was the main reason she wants to become famous so badly (and I still do think it's a factor in it), but now thinking about it, you're definitely right. If she was all about not having to work a real job, she could easily just do what Trisha Paytas does and milk the fact that people don't like her for money.
She misses her window to monetize on that.
I feel like she could've easily carried over a Kiki kannibal caricature to accomplish this. People like watching over the top, flamboyant train-wrecks. Nobody likes or buys this ethereal angel bullshit. It's too saccharine and dripping with insincerity.
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I think I found a Kiki or mama Ostrenga sperg out. This person tweeted to Kota that her pictures look different from her TV appearances,and then all this hate spam shows up.
Not to mention boring as all fuck. Even If her persona was sincere, she’s doesn’t do
anything and isn’t interesting to watch. She just does the same basic shit everyone else does, and then goes back to lurking lolcow.
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Damn, this really does sound like an Ostrenga. How many times has Kiki tweeted about the terrible people that use evil hate sites?
This person has a lot of suspicious tweets praising Kota.
The only Ostrenga fans are the Ostrengas themselves, so it has to be one of them.
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Just gonna post the direct link so that it gets archived before she deletes it:https://twitter.com/intr3pidone/with_replies
Holy shit this SCREAMs Ostrengas!
What's the matter keeks, jealous that this girl gets to be I tv commercials in Japan, while you're paying to be an 'actress' in LA?!
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Huh and archive shows more ranting about 'hate sites' in December 2016:https://archive.is/j20I2
I assume they're talking about Kiki/Lilou here?
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So this one tweet prompted ten (!) abusive responses from this person? A whole lot like when someone made a two sentence comment about Kiki's hair and she hit back with five paragraphs
And, of course, anyone who says anything that isn't ass-kissing must be spending all their time on hate sites, trying to get people to kill themselves.
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Wowza, she’s on a roll.
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Kiki go make some fucking content for your PAYING patrons rather than obsessively F5ing yours, Kota's and Taylor's threads.
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Sperg chan 2.0. Ostrenga confirmed.
I love how Kiki thinks she knows
who the anons on lolcow are, and makes such a hilarious asshole of herself accusing randos of being stalkers. I wonder if this Kiera girl will end up coming here? Someone with a Twitter PLEASE go message her and ask her to come in the thread! Maybe she can give deets about modeling in Japan and Dakota’s suspicious career.
This absolutely 200000000% smells like Cathy. I'm not even among the people that jump at these
assumptions so quick.>>446308>That kid was 15 when he had kicked her out of a show - 80 pounds of her.
literally no one but an Ostrenga would have memory of this, let alone know her weight
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Tweeting at celebrities again Kathy?
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Da mn lol so she's been sperging about kiwifarms too, they listed her tweets from december 2016…turns out it's kaka lmaooo
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Just in case we needed to know who was behind the dak0lei instagram…
I'm convinced one of the Ostrengas speak Spanish.
It's hard to believe than anyone would be that obsessive of two nobodies from Orlando
Kaka spoke spanish on one of her last stickam streams. Doesn't mean she's fluent but it's something.
Merry Keekmas everybody!
whatever, just stop giving her attention. you realize that account just talks to itself and tries to get involved in everything? no one would even know about the shit it spews if it weren't for screenshots being brought here.
personally i'm convinced it's an ex-hater turned fan. maybe the Ostrengas know this too and that's why they haven't acknowledged her. kiki seems to be grateful to genuine fans but not this one.
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Just for the record, this is the girl Cathy was sperging about.>giant chin>manjaw>hook nose>fat
Funny, isn't it? She mentioned features that her own daughters have. Dakota's jaw is bigger, her chin is actually protruding, and last time I saw her she was on the thick side. Kiki has a humped nose. This girl is slim, her chin and jaw are fine, her nose is fine.
It's like Cathy was mad projecting in those tweets.
Cathy is mad because this girl has a better body than both her daughters. She called her thick(as if it's a bad thing) Keira looks great and healthy.
Better than being stumpy like kota or skeletor keeks
Oh my lordt they are
here. Mods, pls IP check? We know they're watching the page right now, and I don't doubt they're still using a VPN but it might be worthwhile to keep an eye on.
This salt seemed to spring up over just the past couple days. Is Kiki's visit home going that badly? Jeez.
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Bless you, based anon.
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Please Tweetanon, reference the "beady eyes, lose weight, shave your jaw and chin, get a nosejob" tweet with this picture
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And it continues…
"I am not a crook!"
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The other couple of tweets. There is literally nothing to suggest Keira uses 'hate sites'
Always remember - if you're not kissing the Ostrengas' asses then you are a hater who wants people to kill themselves.
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>>446438>When U operate on sites>sick brain bullies>do not be self-righteous
for all the recon ostrengas do online why does cathy still sound like r/oldpeoplefacebook?
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It's denial and hypocrisy.
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This isn't even Cathy's first time sending anonymous bullying messages to other girls. You can't attack the notion of "hate sites" while being perfectly in league with them (or even worse).
I reported the posts for bullying - I mean, it is bullying by the standards of the person running this account.
Holy fuck all this sperg, you don't know what is a Ostrenga or an obsessive Latino girl
but I'm not calling >>446510
Cathy and Spergchan is back!
Eating popcorn rn, I knew the Walmart shit wouldn't be for nothing. Thanks based Walmart anon and thanks random model for unearthing their troll account.>>446347>>446351>i'm convinced it's an ex-hater turned fan
Totemo legit. IP check adminsama?
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Ayyyy no problem guys.
Have one more.
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It continued a couple hours later. Keeks can't stop, won't stop.
Anon who found that twitter: she mad. Kek.
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"people participating n those sites are the worst kind of low"
Since this all started with the poor model tweeting that random comment at Dakota, I wouldn't be surprised if she was the one who who sicced Mama Ostrenga/Kiki on that chick.
And of course Kaka is jealous of any foreign model in Japan.
just me or is cathy starting to sound a little psychotic? repeating herself over and over like she's building up to a mREEEEltdown>>446571
she probably did try to hide it but with the solid proof admin provided i think even cathy must know it was her
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take a look in the mirror Cathy
jesus christ the ostrengas need to be put in a mental hospital. First they mercilessly harass Taylor and now this girl I've never even heard of. what the fuck
+ some other random foreign girls in Japan, I think there were a few. Audrey? idk
why do foreign girls in Japan trigger
them so bad?
inb4 unflattering facial expression, my face doesn't even do that when I try lol holy shit
anon cathy always sound psychotic>>446562
WALMART ANON IS HERO
WALMART ANON IS LOVE
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same, never heard of her. she's apparently in the jvlogger scene, i checked out her youtube and aside from having bad crooked teeth, the rest of her is perfectly fine. she's very naturally pretty and does look model material. and not afraid of filming herself in any angle or lighting. her jaw is also perfectly normal, so the fact that Cathy said she tries to "hide her massive jawline & cleft chin" like.. bitch where? insert photo of Dakota nervously covering her jaw with her hair
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go to sleep kaka
does this bitch seriously think that someone (hundred times prettier and with an actual life-unlike them) would be in japan for the sole purpose of following and stalking kota's fat jobless ass? kek
>>446605>You still don't get it. I used very similar words that U used on one of your targets on your own kind
lmafo she still thinks Keira is from lolcow, is trying to use that to justify viciously attacking her, and is backpeddling hard on the reason she did it. It totally wasn't because she was triggered
into blind rage from her tweet that Dakota doesn't look like her pictures, noooooo, she was just setting an example of what it's like to have those words used on.. "our own kind".
>You post fake B.S to try to get your victims to fight w/ one another
and this is her saying Kiki being spergchan is bs? spergchan is a conspiracy by the lolcow admins to get the family to fight with another.
Kiki is on the fast lane to becoming a crazy paranoid psycho, she got the psychotic stare down.
She'll never make it big unless she starts to accept roles such as "that ugly girl in horror movie who gets jelly of the preppy ones and start to kill everybody once she's dead".
I can see her being someone's crazy neighbour in the future, except instead of being your ditzy hippie nice nighbour she'll be the one you have to look out for and who slashed your tires because you accidentally stepped on an invisible gnome.
That's a pretty typical white model girl face in Japan. Not shooping or hiding anything. I see no issue here.
vs dakota's bloated face that looks 100x worse when compared to her own ridiculous shoops
all for one tweet posting one basic fact anybody with at least one semi functioning eye could see.
doesn't take much these days to trigger
Kaka/Cathy I guess
This is the best of the lot kek>>446565>Write their own hate, screenshot it, & tag it & accuse 1 of their targets of doing it
What's she referring to here? Sperg-chan?>>446605>now you are following around and harassing one of your targets in real life
Girl, taking a couple of shots in Walmart is not stalking. Anon didn't follow Kiki and certainly didn't harass her.
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As much as it pains me to hurt my boi Igor, she be looking like him 100%, holy fuck.
because this is the most important now, right
stop derailing the milk with irrelevant pettiness
Yep, this is an Ostrenga. Cathy, most likely.
I knew that the Walmart pictures would've triggered
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Dude. They're going non-stop.
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lmao you wish>>446687
too bad they don't have money to go to court again anymore kek. I bet they want to do it again.
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Posting some old gold to go with the new milk.
this needs to be next op image
I love that the sign in the background says “lash extensions”.
I guess now we know where she got them!
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> pushed four ppl to commit suicide
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Ok I guess now it's "several ppl" who committed suicide over lolcow. A shame she doesn't even name them bc oh yeah, IT'S A FUCKING LIE
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Love that Cathy doesn’t understand how Twitter works
Does she think Keira is posting her tweets here…? Despite them being posted in multiple formats?
There is no evidence Keira posts here or even that she was aware of 'hate sites' before this incident. Cathy get some goddamn meds you are a paranoid mess and have managed to fuck up your kids with it.
this would rather adhere to the kota thread though.
keira tweeted something about how kota looks so much different on tv then on social media, then kota blocked her.
this seems to have triggered
The only thing I can remember is this one girl killed herself for being posted on thedirty. I believe Kiki was posted on there at one point. It's a serious reach and I don't even think you can find it on the internet anymore.
I know that Cathy likes to talk about hatesites collectively but she can't be that stupid.
Couldn't agree more with all of this.
I was honestly surprised that she didn't accuse Kota's haters of stalking her since the Myspace days like she does with Kiki.
Let's not forget that as recently as 2014 she was still trying to sue haters from 2006https://archive.lolcow.farm/kikikannibal/florida_libel_case_2014/2%20-%20Complaint%20-%20Most%20Interesting%20Doc.pdf
She's conflating lolcow with kiwi. Kiki had a freak out over the summer when Kadee Konstantino and Julie Terryberry (from kiwi farms) both died. Kadee didnt commit suicide - she OD'd, there was a newspaper article about it because she died at her dealer's house. Julie did indeed commit suicide - but she was suicidal and cutting years before any type of farmer knew about her. Julie's family posted some appalling obits which entirely focused on their own fucked up family dynamics, rather than on the dead child they shunted off to an adult foster carer. I believe the criticism of Julie's family's behavior at the time oif her funeral is the "funeral doxing" Kiki / Cathy is ranting about.
But niether situation is related in any way to either the farms, or to Kiki or Kota. They're (Cathy and Kiki) just that bored, everything everywhere is about them, in their eyes.
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Obviously Keeks is going to pretend her mother's breakdown isn't happening and carry on shilling
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rizzo, japanese people are also saying Dakota doesn't look like her pictures. Are they from lolcow too? the poster and all 1,078 that thumbed it up http://girlschannel.net/topics/1379717/
Things to do when your mom is having a meltdown on twitter bc an anon posted candids of your haggard mug on lolcow and ur sister is a fake:
( ) produce a video with updated equipment, like you said you would
( ) post anything for your patrons
(X) literally anything else
IMO Kiki is losing a mad opportunity of playing the victim once again and try gaining some more patrons and YT views> storytime: I was stalked????
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I guess Frank Wolf's funeral was sorta doxxed because people thought he faked his death?
Who knows honestly, the Ostrengas are queens of exaggeration.
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i just remembered that Audrey Hayashi was once harassed through twitter in identical fashion as Keira through a sock account. back then people thought it was Dakota doing it, but what if Cathy's hobby this whole time was to make fake accounts and harass japanese models who say anything about her daughters? I just checked Audrey's thread and kiki had posted there too. idk how cathy can deny spergchan is kiki, they all say exactly the same things.
I checked out her patreon prices and after $15 you're pretty much paying to be in a shitty long distance relationship with kiki for as many months as you can stand. I think she's discouraged because she's making like $24 off of 8 $3 patrons.
Also, I remember she posted a pic of the menu of cafe gratitude, she seems to have deleted it? Imitation is not always sincere.
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Tell me about Kiki! Why does she wear the mask?
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that site really has a lot of shit about her..
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Yes. and if you look further down on this new account she's also tweeting at politicians and calling them psychotic and toxic. she still tweets at famous people thinking they'll see it.
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Yikes. She looks rough as fuck
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Equally as rough as her sister…
They both look one step away from starting the zombie apocalypse.