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No. 401819

Obligatory sperg thread https://lolcow.farm/kiki

After making appearances in student movies (like Daisy which she had clue what was about) but never actually saying how to watch her "work", Kiki resorts to what she's been hinting to go back to for ages: YouTube. But of course, never did so bc of haters, not for being simply lazy… until now. Promises to post weekly. Let's see how long it lasts this time.

Previous thread: >>358686

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lilouvos/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/lilouvos
https://www.Twitter.com/mmmkikikannibal
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/kikikanniballl
IMDb: http://www.imdb.me/lilouvos
Actors Access: https://resumes.actorsaccess.com/lilouvos
Backstage: https://www.backstage.com/u/lilouvos/

No. 401876

Awesome within 6 days we will have a complete unoriginal vegan smoothie recipe video

No. 401899

>>401876
Last time she posted recipes (on her blog), she just copied them from pinterest. I'm assuming all of these recipes will be the same deal.

No. 402010

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Bitch didn't u say u were already filming today? Drop the polls shit and get to work, damn. You had an entire month

No. 402026

>>402010
She keeps fucking asking this question every 6 months without uploading anything. It's probably her attempt at saying "I still care about Youtube, please don't unfollow me".

No. 402041

>>402026
It amazes me that her followers didn't get utterly sick of it. Even I am annoyed at this point.

I'm 75% sure she isn't gonna upload jackshit

No. 402100

>>402041
One thing you can be 100% about is if she does release it, it will feature her quirky humor and probably some stolen dubstep.

No. 402113

>>402010
what kaka meant is that she was filming herself doing the usual cringy RaNdUmB xD! nonsense

No. 402124

>>402100
+ the Heinous "laughing at my own jokes" cringe

No. 402131

I hope she does a 'STORYTIME: I WAS SPERGCHAN' video

No. 402158

she's very pretty in an otherworldy ayy lmao sort of way

No. 402179


No. 402195

While we're still early in the thread, it'd be good to also have these links in the next OP:

Actors Access: https://resumes.actorsaccess.com/lilouvos
Backstage: https://www.backstage.com/u/lilouvos/

No. 402197

>>402158
If by 'otherworldy' you mean 'malnourished and possibly HIV infected Eastern European prostitute' then okay

No. 402200

>>402179
>>402197
the "ayyy lmao" wasn't complimentary

No. 402229

Countdown to haterz are threatening me and I couldn't make my YouTube video

No. 402264

Apparently her Twitter poll will be up for 6 days. That is, I assume

> 6 days for results

> more 2-7 days (honestly don't know) to film, edit and post

I just can't with this bitch. It's like the Lilkitten store that she spent 3 months "working at" and it was a huge flop

>>402229
Damn if after all the hassle she is making, she still pulls that, I'll be AMAZED that she will have any followers left AT ALL on ANY social media

No. 402276

Lowkey hoping for a " My sisters moving back home video", and all this time she took was to edit Tooter's face. ( Also because Tooter's is Kaka's only friend and having her back might make Kaka become more active. )

No. 402278

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>>401819
LOL she with that Bobby guy. In the video she asks him if "that's gonna be our honeymoon song"

No. 402282


No. 402284

>>402278
She's been with this guy for less than a year and she's already discussing marriage. Did she seriously not learn anything from what happened with Taku?
I guess we can look forward to sperg chan 2.0 when this relationship inevitably fails

No. 402290

>>402278

Literally looks like she picked up a random homeless asian.. but then again she looks like a crack whore, so I guess its a match made in heaven.

Are they basically both bums thriving off of shit student films and nickel and dimes ? ( I wonder if she's still claiming disability ? )

No. 402296

>>402290
Yeah, she does have a weird taste in men. Especially if she's really still in L.A. it's weird that she ended up with that guy. But I give her the benefit of the doubt, maybe he's actually nice.

No. 402303

>>402278
Is that a Mexican drug dealer? A guy would have to be high to put up with her shit for 24 hours.

No. 402305

>>402158
Every mother thinks their child is beautiful, Cathy. Run along now.

No. 402306

>>402296
There has to be something wrong with anyone who can put up with her, but it's kind of endearing when two broken people find each other so long as they're a good fit and not abusive or destructive or whatever. Maybe he'll help her move on from her miserable past and jealousy. I do wish the best for her; of all the cows her issues seem to stem mostly from her upbringing rather than a personality disorder or just being rotten to the core.

No. 402308

>>402284
I tend to think she meant to say it in a jokester way (the crazy is subconcious)
>>402290

It's her PIMP lol but seriously I will also give her the benefit of the doubt bc maybe he's genuinely nice and looks like a fun dude (aren't they even living together and all that)
The moustache and the long hair are a deal-breaker though. He makes Tako look like a J-pop idol

>>402303
Oh no you know anyone who isn't Asian is beneath Kaka's standards.


>>402306
Maybe I'm just too cynical and cold-hearted but she is too hypocritical for me, some things you can't blame exclusively on bad upbringing. We don't know if they're both broken either. Just that he's an entrepeneur with very bad facial hair

No. 402309

>>402278
Catch how he didn't reply lol

No. 402323

>>402278
You can't tell for sure, he isnt in the frame when she asks and you can't hear he say anything

SHE'S SO EMBARRASSING THOUGH.

No. 402325

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>>402323
She looks so crazy though (cute but psycho)

> Yes I do think she looks cute in these

> inb4 hi Kiki/Cathy

>Sage for samefagging

No. 402327

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>>401819

Hey. More "face the crazy" bc I'm insomniac
That's when she asked him "that's gonna our honeymoon song". You can sense the "I'll skin you alive and wear you as a jacket" vibe

No. 402328

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>>402327
Shit. Forgot to Sage sorry.

> Sage for spamming (there, now)

No. 402329

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The dak0lei account commenting. The thought that it might be Kiki is hilarious to me

> sage

No. 402331

>>402278
creepy
reminds me of that video of taku driving

No. 402334

>>402329
Sage goes in the email field. > sage doesn't sage anything.

No. 402342

>>402308
>Maybe I'm just too cynical and cold-hearted but she is too hypocritical for me, some things you can't blame exclusively on bad upbringing.
Oh, of course. She has many problems and deserves the blame for the shit she's gotten into. However, she's not like Onision or Luna where she's just completely horrible inside and out; she's more of a PT. I think she can be redeemed or at least work on her faults and move forward a little bit. She's also on disability, which means that she actually does have some sort of crippling problem, as it's generally very difficult to acquire (particularly for most mental health issues).

>We don't know if they're both broken either.

Oh, of course. It was just speculation, given how she is.

No. 402351

>>402342
What if she wasn't for real about being on disability and only said she was to disguise who she was? If she is on disability it might be for scoliosis.

No. 402355

>>402351
This is what I think. people took that too literally. the context of spergchan was "i'm on disability, so i can spam the site with gore 24/7, so do what i say or i won't stop"

No. 402356

>>402306
I personally don't mind her being in a relationship, I especially wouldn't mind if it was the kind of relationship you described since I would like to see her do better as well. My issue is that she has said that she's eager to have kids and I honestly don't think she should ever become a mother. Even if she didn't have mental health issues, I would be terrified that she would raise her kid on a vegan diet and refuse to ever take her kid to a real doctor.

I do agree with you on her issues though. I also think her lifestyle plays a huge part in it too; it's not good for anyone to isolate themselves and obsess over negative things people say about them.

No. 402360

>>402356
>I would be terrified that she would raise her kid on a vegan diet and refuse to ever take her kid to a real doctor.
wtf is wrong with you?

No. 402378

>>402355
I think it was just Kiki trying to prove a point. She's convinced we're all NEETs/living off disability and who want to "gut her" or smthg, so she made sperg-chang to be like this

No. 402454

>>402351
Well, we don't know for sure, but I wouldn't be surprised. The Ostrengas probably can't afford funding their daughter's life in LA given how expensive it is to live there, let alone pay for a third person's life while maintaining their own, and it wouldn't be surprising if she had some sort of crippling mental illness, given her behavior…in some of the earlier threads, people suspected autism (though playing armchair psych here usually isn't very productive).

No. 402456

>>402342
how is luna horrible? Lmao, just a dumb lazy junkie but by no means evil wtf

No. 402518

>>402360
not that anon but…any person with a bit of common sense would

No. 402737

>>402456
Scamming the state and shit-tons of people out of tens of thousands of dollars is pretty evil in my book. She used to send her personal army of crazed followers after anyone who dared criticize her e-begging scams or nudes. She's a leech and a lying scummy cunt.

Sage for OT.

No. 402738

>>402278
The yellow fever is real. At least she learned her lesson with Taco hasn't plastered this relationship all over the internet

No. 402743

>>402278
Kiki doesn't even seem genuinely attracted to Asian men at all, I mean she was super racist back in her stickam days and I can only imagine her liking white guys bc of some inherent racial bias. This whole relationship seems like it's for appearances only and just to get over Taco, maybe she tried cooking the rice and she paid the price.Or maybe even just to compete with Kota.

I can't imagine that any sane American white guy would touch her, maybe she gets a pass from Asian dudes despite her terrible personality bc 'muh white waifu' status. Kota was always he bigger weeb and Asian fetishist, not Kiki.

I'm gonna samefag with something said in the previous thread and assume she only dates ~azn boyz~ because A) She enjoys being fetishized as the pasty white girl as it makes her feel validated and somewhat racially superior, B) she's still not over taco and C) She thinks every farmer is a weeb who will become instantly jealous if they see her with some Asian hipster (which is probably why she dated taco in the first place)

Imagine a guy bringing someone like Kiki home and introducing her as his girlfriend. Imagine googling her then finding out about all her past shit on the internet. She's every mother's worst nightmare.

I hope it works out anyway.

No. 402746

>>402738

>She learned


Careful… She's still making her way back to Youtube and is becoming slowly more confident in posting on IG. I feel it is too soon to say she learned her lesson.

>>402743

I'm actually surprised she didn't nag her parents for another trip down to Japan … But then again maybe they can't afford it this time due having to help Kota out so much with bills since her career has officially died.

No. 402769

>>402743
> A) She enjoys being fetishized as the pasty white girl as it makes her feel validated and somewhat racially superior

This. Ten times this. But I also hope it works out for her.

checks calendar very last week of June… how's that consistent and totally "happening" YouTube comeback going, Kiki?

No. 402787

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Making starter packs is relaxing to me.

No. 402802

Ahhahahahaaha the Taylor mirror genuinely lol'd

No. 402823

>>402787
God, you nailed it so good. It has LITERALLY everything not only for a Kiki "starter" pack, but for a full-on, premium, advanced Kiki

No. 402825

>>402769
I remember a video she made where she's talking about her experiences with meeting and talking to Japanese men in clubs while over there visiting Koti, and she sounded more repulsed by them than anything tbh.

>>402787
Topkek.

No. 402829

>>402356
>I honestly don't think she should ever become a mother
Dunno, definitely not now or any time soon, but maybe if she cleans her act up and makes progress on becoming a fairly adjusted human being. If this:
> I also think her lifestyle plays a huge part in it too; it's not good for anyone to isolate themselves and obsess over negative things people say about them.
Is true, which it probably is, the time she's spending in LA away from her family and interacting with people could be doing her wonders. I've experienced social isolation first-hand and know what it can do to even to somebody who was previously healthy. You can make a HUGE amount of progress just by changing your toxic environment, and it comes almost immediately.

>>402743
>I mean she was super racist back in her stickam days
She was only an edgelord teenager in her Stickam days, and she could have learned it from her rotten parents. Traveling and meeting diverse people tends to lessen racism. The white beauty/muh Slav heritage bullshit seemed to be more her trying to make herself seem rare and exotic rather than Prussian Blue tier white supremacy. But who knows.

As for her new bf, at least she's not showing him off on social media or pretending to be a weeb anymore. Maybe she does genuinely like him. Taco was definitely a case of weird racial stuff tho.

No. 402841

>>402829
100% agree on social isolation and how actually meeting people makes a world of difference.

I've never been quite like Kiki, but I was definitely much more batshit insane just a few years ago, when I was with my family. An office job (where I had to deal with different people and learn to compromise) and CBT did wonders for me. I mean, I'm on this site, so I'm probably not 100% normal, but I've got friends and a family and it seems to be working out, so there's a chance.

No. 402936

>>402841
>I mean, I'm on this site, so I'm probably not 100% normal

Well at least you recognized it.

No. 402995

Snaggletoothed Taco looks like a Greek God to this new guy but I suppose with her personality and ticks it's hard to get guys.

No. 402996

>>402325
SAGE GOES IN THE FUCKING EMAIL FIELD

SAYING "SAGE" IN THE COMMENT MEANS NOTHING

MODS PLEASE CONTINUE TO BAN THESE IDIOT NEWFAGS

No. 403029

>>402743
I think your A point is the best option here, plus her continuing to try to ride the weeb wave for attention.

I don't think the guys she's with are going to really research her or give a shit about her past. Most men wouldn't.

No. 403032

>>402996
Jesus anon, cut back on the coffee a little.

No. 403034

>>403029
I think they'd do at some point like "hey my girl is e-famous, if I look her up I wonder what will come up" followed by a "ohe my God I sticked my dick in crazy"

No. 403035

>>402996
Holy shit that was two days ago calm the fuck down

No. 403135

>>402325
Her front four teeth are a different color than the rest, they look fake. If it were veneers, they'd be all the same color. If it weren't Kaka, it wouldn't matter, just pointing it out cause she loves to make herself out to be some 100% natural beauty.

No. 403166

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>>403135
Really? IM the anon who posted the screenshot. They looked even in the video.though it wouldn't surprise me if she had smthg done to her teeth if you compare her to 2007. She went under treatment, got braces, yeah but still i dont think the very shape or size of one's teeth does not change bc of "growing up" or braces

No. 403230

>>403135
>>403166
It looks like she got braces and then veneers.

No. 403261

>>403230
Oh yeah. Looks very,very likely. So, add veneers for the KK starter pack?

No. 403299

>>402325
Ortho-chan here. Those teeth are 100% fake. She would look way more haggard at this age if she didn't have them.

No. 403341

>>403299
I love when we have IRL professionals to back our speculations. Thank you, ortho-chan.

No. 403351

>>403299
How can you tell they're fake? Not trying to prove you wrong or something, just genuine curiosity

No. 403377

>>403299
I dunno, she (and her sister) always had huge bucket teeth. She probably just got them whitened (her bf's teeth look fake af tho). Maybe her two second teeth between the front teeth and the canines are veeners though. https://youtu.be/0yPyRZLLLQs

No. 403384

>>403351
Not ortho-chan but veneers have an obv shape and look to them once you've seen a few regularly.

No. 403397

>>403351
I can tell they're fake because I'm not American, not even an orthodontist lol, normal teeth just don't look that flawless

No. 403642

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Another photo from the same shoot as the OP image.
Is it the lines of the dress that's making her boobs look wonky…?

No. 403655

She made her Backstage and Actors Access private. Good way to advance your career there lol

No. 403670

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i missed her

No. 403672

>>403642
holy shit is this real. her skin is so dry

No. 403706

>>403642
I feel like she has some nice features but could look so much better if she moisturised more. She looks so dry and crusty. Again, it's always mentioned, but sideswept bangs would take a couple of years off her age and if she put on like 2 or 3 kilos, it could also make her look a little younger. She's cute but her routine/styling does nothing for her. Sage for shallow bullshit everyone already knows.

No. 403769

File: 1498765801735.jpg (6.05 MB, 4000x6000, Kaka.jpg)

>>403642

sorry for this godawful shoop but this photo just screams for some fringe.

No. 403773

I thought veganism was supposed to be a healthy lifestyle, she looks like a 30 something prostitute that turns tricks for crack.

No. 403780

>>403642
what's up with her ear? If I had fucked up weird ears like that I wouldn't tuck my hair behind my ears. And on another note, she shouldn't tuck her hair behind her ears regardless, it accentuates her seven-head.

No. 403802

>>403642
>that lovely flake of dry dead skin on her shoulder

kek

No. 403808

>>402325
>>402327
>>402328
How does she look so much better here than >>403642

Even the comments here >>402329 go completely against anons comments on >>403642

I know that the phone pics are lower res but like…she looks REALLYYY different…

No. 403818

>>403808
Camera, lighting, color, angle, and shoop make a dramatic difference in how people look. However, videos tend to be more true to life.

As for

>Even the comments here >>402329 go completely against anons comments on >>403642


This is a forum dedicated to bitching about people, and there's always going to be a handful of anons insulting a cow's appearance regardless of what they look like.

No. 403829

>>403670
Me too anon :) BUT apparently no yt return bc it's June 29 and no news from her yet. U dun fucked up kiki.

>>403769
lol literally every Kiki pic posted on this thread has some sort of photoshop to her hair. The only kudos I give her is laying off yje fucking all white thing she clearly can't pull off

>>403773
It depends on what you eat. Remember that bento tutorial? Her idea of a lunch was white rice with fruit.

No. 403833

I didn't know anything about her before clicking here but WOW just goes to show you that even such beauty doesn't vouch for a horrible personality and social media is extremely fake. She's a total jekyll and hyde.

No. 403834

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>>403808
Light. Car selfies are always different than standing in front of a studio camera with fake light. You can change your face dramatically by moving the light source only.

No. 403839

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Different camera lenses also drastically alter the face. If you have a photographer who isn't skilled with knowing exactly how to control lenses and light for different models, face shapes, and skin tones, you're screwed.

No. 403847

>>403642
Christ, she is so Manson family

No. 403851

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>>403847
To think in her head she's pulling an awesome all natural look

No. 403864

>>403851
I thought that middle one was Joy Sparkles for a minute.

No. 403867

>>403642
her boobs look like normal boobs but wtf is her lips
is that lip stain or does she peel her lips?

No. 403983

>>403706
Honestly Florida and California are polar opposites in weather, Florida is very humid and California is very dry.
I'm sure the move is fucking with her skin a lot, it happens to me every time I go to socal too and there's not much that helps besides Argan oil as moisturizer and using some sort of facial spritz.
If she's using any sort of facial powder she should really reconsider, setting spray and liquid foundation only unless you want to look 60 tbh

No. 403987

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>>401819
You still didn't deliver it in June as promised. (I know it's petty but she got plenty of time, warned everyone ages ago… it's kinda crappie to her following IMO)

EITHER WAY I expect milk content

No. 404010

>>403983
Yeah, I live in Malibu and usually wake up with dry lips/eyes/throat/hair, even when I get tons of fluids and skin/body/hair care in the daytime. If she's just moved here, I don't blame her for not realizing she needs to do carmex sugar scrubs and apply plenty of moisturizers, masks, and body butter head to toe every day from now on.

No. 404062

>>403987
This isn't even surprising. She'll release the video at 11:59PM so she can technically say she did it. She did that with one of her albums too, she kept hyping it through September and insisting it was coming only to release it on the very last day of the month late at night. It's like she's scared or retarded or both.

No. 404102

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>>403299
>>403341
>>403397
please, please.. don't embarrass yourselves like this. she had videos all throughout her braces and her teeth always looked the same shape. Pic related is her before braces. Nothing cringes me more about this board than when people say shit like
>normal teeth don't look that flawless
please learn to identify bullshit theorists so you don't accidentally call her flawless.

No. 404106

>>404102
Real quick on another note, I really wish she would go back to this hairstyle and make-up. Shit looks so much better on her.

No. 404111

>>404062
Doesn't she realized this doesn't make people more INTO your work, but instead, but the exact opposite? Expectation go sky high when and eventually the outcome for the viewers is just disappointing

No. 404140

>>404102
LOL we had an actual ortho-chan telling us it's fake and you can see its fake if you've seen veneers' smile. Though I agree with "not calling her flawless by accident", her egocentric mind eventually turns everything we say into a "they're all jealous I'm perfect" mindset

No. 404152

>>404140
>actual ortho-chan
>trusting a random anon to tell the truth
FBI-chan here, I'm arresting everyone in this thread.

No. 404155

>>404152
Even if there wasn't a ortho-chan anon, you can see its fake. Just compare pictures and then see veneers smile. They all look the same.

No. 404160

>>403808

Comparing higher quality photography pictures to MeiPai video app quality is sorta kookoo. She's using that Chinese app that several weebs use that smoothes out your skin and sometimes touches up your jaw/eye size and shape..

Actually alot of video apps include beauty filters now..

>>403773

Veganism can't protect you from genetics or poor skin care choices. She could be eating really healthy, but without a good skin care routine that doesn't really matter. Her and Kota have very dry skin and they don't moisturize it period.

Have we actually seen an example of what Kiki eats ? Not including her pinterest stolen recipes.

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No. 404167

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>>404102
even then her teeth were still fucked up

No. 404169

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>>404160
>beauty filters
really anon? really?

No. 404196


No. 404205

>>402787
>the Hey Arnold locket picture

Ahahahahaha. So true.

No. 404210

>>404196
Why are four of her teeth a different shade of white than the rest, anon? Braces don't do that. I like that this is striking a nerve for some reason.

No. 404239

>>404210
As a fellow ex-braces user I can confirm they don't change the sheer SIZE or SHAPE of your teeth.

> . I like that this is striking a nerve for some reason

Same

No. 404264

>>404239
i work at an orthodontist on the clinical end, she definitely had braces, as for the rest idk, not enough angles of her mouth

No. 404347

>>404169
If she really has got veneers then she's really a dumbass. Veneers should only be a solution if you have really, really, really fucked up teeth, and her teeth were fine.

No. 404385

>>404264
Hey i work as a dental assistant too, i will inform everyone what is going on.
To wonder why the shape and size is so different i can explain. Sometimes they will remove certain teeth to crowd control the area and bring the back teeth forward so they can have a more definitive smile. Also shape and size can change because they will bring a tooth down, so if a tooth was "short" before but is brought down, now it is average height compared to the other teeth around it.

Whiteness is just literally teeth whitening. It's very rare that someone young would get veneers.

No. 404395

File: 1498864705205.png (1.08 MB, 1024x768, miley-cyrus-veneers.png)

>>404210
>I like that this is striking a nerve for some reason.

Haha yeah. Seriously though, a few veneers isn't a huge deal.

No. 404466

>>404395
Yeah that's pretty much Kiki's case for me. Though I agree, veneers aren't a huge deal, people here are only "discussing" it bc it's Kiki and it'd be funny bc she claims to be all natural

No. 404472

I seem to remember a tweet and twitpic she had teeth pulled to make room and gold chains? to pull down her incisors before getting braces could be wrongit was so long ago but I'm almost sure it was her that posted that. >>404385

No. 404505

>>404472
I remember something like that too. She had to have surgery that pulled her incisors down.

No. 404644

>>403642
Haggard as fuck oh my gosh, are those jowls forming?

No. 404650

>>404644
This is reaching, calm down there lmao.

No. 404686

Well its almost midnight. Where's your video at kaka?

No. 404710

>>404686
Called it. It probably won't go up at all.

No. 404813

>>404710
And it'll be because of the terrible haters stalking her and sending mean comments! Nothing's ever Kaka's fault or responsibility.

No. 404833

>>404686
LOL It didn't go up at all. She hyped her followers for literally nothing and didn't even post any sort of "apology"
Like "omg I'm sorry guys yt fucked up it'll take a Lil longer" not even that. Very concerned with showing your followers how to live healthy and vegan Kaka :3

>>404813

Oh yeah, definitely!

No. 404910

>>404472
i definitely remember that her teeth changed dramatically fast and that she mentioned how glad she was that her teeth are finally fixed. it was after she got her braces out. she posted a weird pic where she licked her teeth and mentioned how awesome it feels. after that they suddenly changed in color and shape again but she didnt mention it again specifically.

No. 404913

>>404910
If someone told me that Kiki ripped off her original skin to wear somebody else's, but claims to be her own bc she doesn't like to seem unnatural…

That'd be very "in character" for Kiki and I'd be inclined to believe it

No. 404914

>>404686
She probably has to redo it now so her teeth don't show as much.

No. 404920

>>404910
hahahaha that awkward teeth lick image omfg i remember it! it was so cringy and after someone retweeted it saying something slightly negative she deleted it

and yeah, her teeth actually didnt look as straight and smoothened as right now..

No. 404921

she definitely had veneers… trust me on this one.

No. 404946

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LOL she ain't even gonna ACKNOWLEDGE she didn't deliver what she promised and act like nothing happened

No. 404949

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>>404946
BTW that's what was saying about Winona lol

No. 404950

>>404946
lol that fucking quote though, do you think Kiki has fantasies about bumping into her '''haters''' and just destroying them with how successful she is?

No. 404954

>>404950
100% certain

No. 404955

>>404954
She probably read that and visualized herself doing the very same thing as soon as she blows up and becomes the next great thing as an actress

No. 404971

>>404950
She was neither bullied to that extent nor successful, she can keep fantisizing.

No. 404973

>>404955
Funny, because in the story Kiki's the one who would've called someone faggot. She talks so much about the haters and being bullied in school but she never accepts her own fault for how she became a bigger bully once she was on the internet.

No. 404978

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>>404973
lol I was JUST going to say that. Faggot is her favorite insult. She doesn't say it publicly anymore, but as spergchan she called anons on here "fag" when she got into arguments. It's boggles my mind how someone can be so shameless. Like you've been exposed and everyone knows what a nasty person you've always been and still are, what's the point of still pretending?

No. 404983

>>404833
Please, you know the only people even watching her videos anymore are people from this site lol
That's honestly probably why she won't even upload, and good. She needs to keep her boring bullshit off the internet anyway.

No. 404990

>>404983
>Please, you know the only people even watching her videos anymore are people from this site lol
100% this. i bet 80 out of those 88 people who voted on her poll were from here and sister sites like pull and kiwifarms

No. 404993

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YOU HAD AN ENTIRE MONTH TO GET IT SORTED OUT BITCH HOW CAN U FAIL SO BAD

No. 404999

>>404993
Leaving everything to the very last minute, absolutely the behavior of a successful person that's going to turn round and show dem boolies.

No. 405000

>>404993
The way she types is always so fucking dated. Just like her insults as >>404978 mentioned.

No. 405002

>thanks for being patient
who she talking about. only people i've seen looking out for this video are anons and they've been anything but patient

No. 405024

>>404993

>Almost done processing!

> 1 like

the masses are obviously waiting for her return to YouTube lmao

No. 405034

>>404993
>What I Eat In A Day - VEGAN
Barely anything by the looks of that haggard face.

No. 405102

>>404993
Does it actually take 3 hours to re-upload a video? Or is this another way to delay the video, like a dumb kid making up excuses for their late homework?

No. 405112

>>405102
It's Kiki. We'll never know. But my bet is on the latter.

>>405034
As a veggie-chan I will just LOVE to see that and just dismantle her whole argument that shes being inherently cuz v3GaN

No. 405136

Finally up, you guys.

No. 405138

lol I totally forgot she blocked me on youtube like 5 years ago till today

No. 405143

>>405136
Seemed legit until she started talking about having to move twice bc of her 'sick building syndrome' and I thought here we go. The crazy is back, in fact it never left.

INB4 another video about MUH BLACK MOLD causing her mysterious Munchausen's symptoms to worsen. Not only are her ~haterz~ out to get her, now mold spores
have started harassing her too.

You had ONE job, Kaka.

No. 405144

>>405136
…why keep that bit about her period? it adds no substance at all and is just cringy and gross.

No. 405146

>>405144
You can't seriously expect a notorious oversharer not to overshare.

No. 405147

>>405136
>I have a pimple, I should get some herbal chocolate
I don't even know where to start with this

The smoothie that she made looked interesting, but the ingredients are so expensive.

The pasta… uhh, looked pretty terrible to be honest. Otherwise I'm just surprised that she can spend so much money on groceries.

She said that she'll talk about why she had to move twice in one month in the next video and that the reason was 'sick house syndrome'.
>Sick building syndrome (SBS) a medical condition where people in a building suffer from symptoms of illness or feel unwell for no apparent reason.

I doubt that you could feel any effects of a house that quickly if it doesn't have any obvious problems such as mold?

No. 405148

>>405136
LOL SHE FUCKED UP. Anyone who ever watched ANY "what I eat in a day" type of videos know that it's literally the person saying "hey just woke up here's my breakfast… a lil follow around ok now it's lunch time and I'm having X, here's how to do it"

This is a three recipes video, which is ok, but not a "what I eat in a day". Couldn't she have stopped, for 5 mins, within the last month to actually KNOW what "What I Eat in a Day" videos are about?

Ok starters:

1- lol at "I went from being overseas to living in LA". Since when is Florida considered overseas? She's not srsly trying to convince people she was living in Japan just until a little while ago is she?
2- the recipes are ok. Pretty healthy, though I preferably would lay off the fatty stuff - coconut, coconut cream, butter etc.
3- the pasta looked disgusting. Too much butter with… beans? Ew. Put pumpkins seeds over that shit if you want protein.
4-the other two were ok, specially the first one. For some reason I think "rose water" is a very Kiki thing. She can't just have "coconut water" or something like regular humans. Not to sound bitchy, just smthg I noted
4- "next video will be up on friday" Oh yeah bc you did such a wonderful job delivering what you promised this time

/end of bitching

No. 405150

>>405147
I highly doubt she REALLY eats things on this tier every day. She probably just bought expensive ingredients and made an expensive recipe just for this video to come across more affluent than she really is. In reality she's probably eating cheap trash everyday.

No. 405152

>>405147
Hey, anything for the aesthetic. I can't even begin to fathom the copious amounts of money that she pours into this kira kira vegan purincessu shtick.

No. 405154

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>>405147
>pimple
>herbal chocolate

WHERE IS THE CORRELAtion, it being herbal does not make it less bad for your skin? At best it won't worsen it. Wtf is a herbal chocolate anyway.

And yes. The ingredients are very expensive. I guess it's because she makes sure to buy from ~ethical places instead of the grocery shop down the street where the average Joe goes to

>>405147
Remember how she used to claim she was an empath? Yeah. It'd be funny if she said "I got sick bc I'm an empath and other people's moods are harassing me"

Image related: Kiki doing literally anything in life

No. 405155

>>405152

And at the same time she mentions her period time to seem more "fun" or relatable. Nothing against it but so much inconsistency.

Kiki choose one fake personality and stick to it

No. 405156

>>405136
OMG SHE DIDN'T EVEN MADE A PROPER THUMBNAIL PICTURE

ok now I'm just being nitpicky but again: a whole month

No. 405164

Please no one try to cow tip her in her comments. I want these videos to last a good while. I've missed my princess.

No. 405170

This Video was made with no care. It feels like it was filmed and edited in max 2 hours.
Also Honey =! vegan right?

No. 405171

>>405164
I'll be so ass blasted if she got spooked back into hiding. I'm strangely eager to see what she has in store.

No. 405172

>>405148
Rose water tastes disgusting in most foods, deserts included. It totally clashes with most other ingredients. Coconut water would have added more nutritional value so it's clearly all for the aesthetic.

No. 405173

>>405170
Technically, no, since it is a byproduct of animals but I think a lot of vegans let it slide since it also helps with bee populations.

No. 405176

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>>405170
>>405173
Someone asked the same thing in the comments. Here's her response.

No. 405177

Pardon the samefagging, but do you think she'll ever actually talk about the sudden name change I mean we already know, obviously, but I'm sure the few clingers on that she has are probably curious about it. I'd be pretty fucking impressed if she did.

No. 405178

>>405136
A bit off topic, but being vegan seems to be really expensive. Rose water itself is quite pricey.

No. 405179

>>405178

It's not at all, she's just into retarded health food pseudoscience.

No. 405180

>>405179
Thank god omg, I was wondering how anyone could afford it.

Also is anyone getting any crazy vibes from looking at her eyes in this video or is it just me? Her eyes just seem really wide and kind of unnerving.

No. 405183

>>405180
Nah, that's all of her videos. Kiki//sperg-chan is totally mentally unstable and it genuinely shows throughout her videos and pics, but she'll never acknowledge that and get help. Kaka thinks that anyone who disagrees with her world view is a hater.

No. 405186

that spaghetti shit she made looks fucking foul this bitch is nuts

No. 405188

>>405180
She's trying to act cute. But you know…

>>405176

OK so how does one makes honey ethically? I've seen videos of production and it's like… they kind of use gas to paralyze the bees in the creation and extract their hard-earned, self-made food. Which I don't think sits well with the bees themselves

>>405164
YES. Stay cruelty free and don't cow tiP

>>405177
See, I want that too but now that we mentioned it here, she'll block any follower who asks for that because MUST BE A HÁTER

>>405178
It is! She could've used something else but Nooo. She's too special and almighty.

All the shit she bought is too expensive and the average vegan that worKS a day job (or just works) doesn't eat like that in the regular

No. 405191

>>405173

Yeah she could've said that but instead:
>>405176 bc holier than thou

No. 405194

>>405136
Alright, now I'm certain she has veeners. She talks and lisps like she has braces, probably because she's not 100% adjusted to the difference they make. It's way too obvious at this point.

No. 405196

>>405191
Meeaning: she worded it in a very holier than thou way instead of being straightforward

No. 405198

>>405194
>inb4 "I have such an accent bc reasons"

Which she claimed in an old FAQ video

No. 405208

>>405194
She def has a lisp.

>>405154
The pimple and period thing reminds me of what Taylor did in videos. I think that's why she did that.

No. 405212

At least now that she's going to be making vegan videos Onision and Plainey can watch and learn from them. Remember when she got called out for trying to gatekeep veganism? Can't make videos cuz muh haters don't deserve vegan tips!

No. 405217

>>405176
With her logic, wouldn't it be possible for her to consider milk to be "vegan" too since the cow naturally produces it? (Just like her hurhur couldn't resist) That makes no sense. She should just be a vegetarian.

No. 405220

>>405217
Yeah but vegetarian is not special enough is it?

>>405212
Hhaha yes that and the "beauty" tips

>>405208
Could be. Taylor also kind of makes that "super joyful, wide eyed" face expression in her videos, do you think Kiki is trying to rip that off, too? Like some other anon pointed out she looked crazy

No. 405221

>>405217
Couldn't the same thing be said about the figs she put in her smoothie? They have dead wasps in them.

No. 405222

>i know some people here wanted to hear story times
i-is that us? or did one of her followers actually say that?

No. 405226

>>405177
that would defeat the purpose of the name change, don't you think?

No. 405228

>>405194
veneers don't change the way people talk dumbass

No. 405230

>>405228
lol calm down anon, sip some tea

>>405226
How so?

>>405222
An anon did say that

No. 405234

>>405188
>OK so how does one makes honey ethically? I've seen videos of production and it's like… they kind of use gas to paralyze the bees in the creation and extract their hard-earned, self-made food. Which I don't think sits well with the bees themselves

It's not gas, it's woodsmoke and doesn't paralyse them, it tricks them into thinking their home is on fire, which causes them to eat an excess of honey (so they can evacuate with supplies ready for the new hive) which causes more sedate behaviour - just like after humans eat a big meal. They can still move and fly and will sting you whilst you're checking the comb though. Honeybees are domesticated, they have been bred to produce more honey than they need, honey is not that expensive for bees to produce and taking it doesn't harm them, taking excess wax is what fucks them up. I wont go into ethical beekeeping because this post is already long, but it is a legit thing.

>>405221
Figs don't have wasps in them, they're broken down and "Digested" by the fig plant after fertilisation, you can't cut open a ripe fig and find a whole wasp in there. What you're saying is the same as saying vegetables have shit in them because we use it as fertiliser.


One thing Kiki does that is definitely not vegan is use (eat?) cordyceps fungus, which is famous as the ant zombie fungus. It basically zombiefies insects and tricks them into becoming little suicide bombers that infect all the other insects with spores, rinse, repeat. 100% not vegan, part of the awful illegal wildlife collection trade, and it has 0 health benefits. Lots of websites say they grow it on a medium, but most actually just support the illegal wildlife trade. She's an absolute loon when it comes to food fads.

She also covers her food in yeast, and made a video talking about how people have candida infections in their mouths. She spat in a glass of water it was disgusting.

No. 405246

>>404169

Anon, I wasn't even referring to her teeth when I mentioned the filters. The other anon was saying she looked significantly better in that video, and I simply stated it was probably due to beauty filters and a lower res camera.

>Gluten free pasta with basic (disgusting ) toppings


Just like Tay ( minus the disgusting )

> Relatable period talk and pimple talk


Just like Tay


I swear I'ma lose it if she starts preaching about "girl boss" shit. I know I'm probably reaching, but I feel like she still eye fucking Taylor's social media. just sayin.

No. 405254

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>>405234
Hey anon! Thank you for the info! I was misinformed on the subject… by my peta-follower sister lol but thank you. Legit.

And good info too on the fungus thinges too! A pretty unethical ingredient, from what you explained, coming from someone who's "environmentally conscious" and only buys from "ethical" brands"? GOtta love that good old Kaka hypocrisy. If it was any other vegan youtuber I'd let it slide but her attitude about it is the worSt.

Image related: Instagram cringe for y'all
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWBzMLrAwRN/

No. 405256

>>405246
>I feel like she still eye fucking Taylor's social media. just sayin.

Same feels.

No. 405261


No. 405263

>>405261
Hey thanks

Could it be bc she changed the caption to that stupid "I'm back from outer space" crap bit? I'm virtually challenged

No. 405267

>>405261
OMG NO

She actually deleted the video I sent here to that pic

Less cringe for us I guess, she was trying to speak like… a cutie?

No. 405278

>>405194
I was thinking this, too. Even if they're not veneers she must be such a pain to work with on set, she goofs up the shit she says so often and has to turn it into some quirky joke.
Incredibly annoying and a timesuck, tbh.
Maybe this is why none of the acting shit she's released thus far has any voice lines? Kek

No. 405281

>>405267
The shit she was saying in the second video slide was so cringe-y
"Slim face? Fuck no I don't need that my face is too slim…enlarge eyes? No no no set all to zero!"
^referencing the beauty cam filters, gotta make sure everyone knows she's too pure and natural for a phone app~*
I wonder how her sister feels hearing her say that when she's literally only known for abusing photoshop lol

No. 405287

>>405146
kek'd hard

No. 405290

>>405154
omfg that image is so perfect…… top kek

No. 405302

>>405221
actually "hard-core" vegans wouldnt even accept to drink the campari drink since it (i think the red color?) is originally made from lice.
I dont know if they still produce it that way, but if they do, vegans wouldnt drink it.

No. 405303

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>>405281
KEK that's her

So… this happened and I've got a pretty solid memory of Kiki circa 2012 preaching that true veganism does not eat honey nor wool. Shame I can't find it.

> my lifestyle is not for competition

> I'm so cruelty free I only buy a pricey shit bc I'm too good for anything else that I don't judge ethical

No. 405304

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Also 2k13 Kiki would shit all over this video, apparently

No. 405306

>>405290

It's Kiki for you. She'll probably see it and say "omg they literally think I'm like Sailor Venus they're so jealous"

>>405281

When was that? Is it in the working link? Cuz if not, bummer. I missed that then

No. 405307

>>405303
you dont need to find it. true vegans wouldnt eat honey. You can do so called ethical bee keeping without farming the honey.

No. 405310

>>405172
this is just nitpicky. rose water doesn't taste like shit if you know how to use it. lots of middle eastern desserts use it and it tastes awesome.

No. 405311

>>405306
she deleted it already. solid proof she still has this site open and keeps hitting F5 24/7.

hi kaka! ~

No. 405313

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>>405310
> nitpicky

Not that anon but you JUST said middle eastern use it in recipes, not fucking breakfast smoothies made from scratch with some random shit

>>405311
Beat me to it! She's a joke in regards to promoting her channel.

No. 405314

>>405306
She literally deleted it after it was up for 30 minutes, but that was pretty verbatim, she literally said "fuck no" as if she was hella opposed to any filtering
She always sounds like she's too good for everything, before I even found this website I used to follow her YouTube and twitter and think "wow what a good message said in such a condescending holier-than-thou manner"
It's such a turn off and such a shame to see that she hasn't grown out of it, I used to think she was an interesting Internet personality who was just very sheltered and defensive, and now in retrospect she was always clearly just whackadoo.

No. 405315

>>405302
You're thinking of cochineal, it's a beetle not a type of lice lol. It's the e-number e120 so easy enough to check for.

No. 405323

>>405314
I completely agree with you there.

My doubt is

> She literally deleted it after it was up for 30 minutes, but that was pretty verbatim, she literally said "fuck no" as if she was hella opposed to any filtering


DI'd she actually said the things >>405281 anon referenced to? I'm so mad I lost that second video slide. FML.

No. 405342

>>405315
beetle or lice, the point is, actual vegans wouldnt even eat something that is made from even smaller and low-grade insects.

No. 405349

I am legitimately convinced this bitch is fucking crazy. SICK HOME what a fucking twat and her obnoxious laughing at her own jokes.

No. 405355

>>405349
take it easy there man

No. 405397

>>404950
lmfao yeah but she was the insufferable mean girl cunt who called everyone faggots, retards, and made fun of both physically handicapped people and anyone that wasn't rail thin, blonde, and white.

She's so tone deaf, this is pure gold and exactly why I stick around.

Bitch if you're reading this YOU are going to meet the people you tried to bully online in person and they will tell YOU to fuck off - not the other way around. Jeffree Star perhaps.

No. 405458

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>>405303
It goes on and she basically makes a point for anon that said she should be a vegetarian already

No. 405459

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No. 405460

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No. 405461

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No. 405462

And just one more thing. Anyone who is American let me know what she meant from

> living overseas


Bit that she mentioned in the start of the video. Is she actually trying to hint that she was living in Japan all this time and moved to LA right away bc muh dream career?

That's an honest request.

No. 405463

>>405459
She isn't really wrong, and I hate that she's making me agree with her.

>>405462
Living overseas literally means living somewhere over the Atlanic Ocean, like Europe, Asia, Africa, etc. etc. I am sure she's trying to make it seem like she had a permanent residence in Japan, when we know she just went on Visas for reasons she made up.

No. 405466

>>405463
Samfagging to also add that when people say they are living overseas its usually an extended stay, like a few years, for something like school or work. Not what Kiki did, which was visiting for a few weeks at a time and make it seem like she was "working" on her DJing.

No. 405469

>>405148
1. With regards to the living situation thing, yes I 100% believe she IS trying to convince people she was living in Japan that long. But she did her usual thing of saying 'I went from BEING overseas to living in LA' - implying it without saying it, so it's not exactly a lie that can be proven as such.

No. 405475

>>405136

She is talking in the same cadence as Taylor. Is this new?

No. 405484

>>405469

How's that not a blatant lie? She was not overseas. She was in FL……… sperging all over the place in here. There's no way she could dance around that statement. She's lying within the very 1st minute of her YT comeback.

Also "following my true passion". Really? Cuz I thought that was music. Look at her old videos, she had two guitars in the background, a keyboard plus other shit to make electronic music. Plus her so called "degree" in audio engineering. And at fucking 24 she just leaves all that and be like "nah. I'm gonna be an actress".

>>405463
I agree, and she does have a point BUT being vegan is all about not consuming animal products, wherever the source. Thats the literal meaning of veganism. In this realm then she can say she's a crueltyfree vegetarian - eats animal products from ethical sources.

Ok /rant over. This bitch, guys.

No. 405485

>>405475
Yes I believe it is. Go to the videos circa 2k12, 2k13… her mannerisms were different

No. 405505

>>405475
>>405144

this was so spooky for me like whaaaaaaat she copied how Taylor speaks! This is crazy, why are more anons not freaking out about it?
"hello evribadi~~~" - sounds exactly like Taylor
She also goes high with her voice in the same places as Tay, has the same speaking mannerisms, and I think even the period pimple mention was copied from Taylor, because oh how many (…too many) times Tay talked about breaking out because of period, and that part in Kaka's vid was so unnatural and forced, it was clearly ripped off from Taylor to idk, sound more approachable, normal and quirky? No idea, but she even made THE SAME STUPID "FUNNY" FACE
I can't

No. 405516

>>405484
>BUT being vegan is all about not consuming animal products, wherever the source. Thats the literal meaning of veganism.

Thats true, but I know vegans who are vegans simply because they're protesting the commercial meat/ dairy/ whatever system which is why Kiki is vegan (SHE DOESN'T LET US FORGET IT). So I think some "lenient" vegans let stuff like ethical bee keeping slide, since bees are like, important and shit.

No. 405517

>>405505
I think people are not freaking out over it bc we already expected? Hahaha

No. 405522

>>405516
Yes, that's ethical veganism! Which I totally understand. Main point is: theyre not consuming animal products for this reason. Definition still the same, motivation is the only thing that changes.

If by chance they find a cruelty free farm that produces dairy, eggs, honey, wool, silk, you name it and they start consuming from that farm… they'll be vegetarians by definition.

As for vegans that let it slide,I totallyour get it bc they're reasonable people who don't use it as a public persona characteristic.. but it's Kiki. The super self-righteous vegan elf queen. She has no ground to expect people to "let it slide".

No. 405523

>>405136
She packs a lot of calories into those meals, so she must only need to eat those. Not a bad idea

No. 405524

>>405505
>she copied how Taylor speaks!
I'm glad others are noticing it too

No. 405528

>>405522
go to 9:10 and 10:10 and see how she basically says ethical cruelty free farms squeeze themselves into legislation and are not all that cruelty free, and you can't visit every single farm to ensure that so that's why she went vegan etc

> inb4 "it's farm cows she's talking about not been farms"

The logic still applies
> inb4 it's a 5 year old video
Premise is still the same

My bet is she loosened her standards since 2012 bc I get it, it's hard, but won't admit it.

No. 405536

>>405528
Not only is veganism hard, but Kiki is a trend hopper and "Save the Bees" has been a huge thing this last year. So I'm sure she wants to seem ~woke~

No. 405542

>>405459
Aw I feel blessed because senpai noticed me.

>>405522
I agree with this, I think she is only calling herself a vegan because she thinks she's better than everyone else. She's basically saying she would consume animal products if they were cruelty free, but that's what vegetarianism can be?

No. 405547

>>405228
Yes they can. Google "veneer lisp"

No. 405549

>>405505
I'm about to go check taylors channel because if this is true this is going to make me view her in a whole new light of insane fuckery
Isn't that how it always works, though? When you obsess over someone that hard you naturally start to mimic some of their characteristics, it's the exposure that does it but I think for her taylor also is/has everything Kiki wants…which is weird cause the bitch ain't much to look at but w/e floats kiki's crazy boat

No. 405550

Kiki's voice sounds like a middle-aged woman

No. 405552

>>405505
Don't forget the whole "look at me I'm cooking in front of the camera" thing too. It's a step up from copying recepies from google, but pretty taylor-like thing to do.

No. 405555

>>405256
I bet she feels smugly superior to Taylor since she isn't really a vegan. I also wonder how upset she is that Taylor's thread here is on auto sage and nobody really cares to gossip about her anymore.

Jfc I missed Kiki so much

No. 405566

Okay so I just peeped taylors vids and while I can definitely see similarity I don't feel like she's not consciously trying to emulate it? Which is even more pathetic because then it's just mimicry due to spending so much time stalking her YouTube.

I do however understand kiki's obsession with her now after seeing her live, though.
Everything Kiki desperately wants to be viewed as but is still so transparently arrogant and narcissistic…sad, really.
Taylor seems very personable/relatable and genuine and humble. Her body language seems comfortable and the way she speaks doesn't seem like something she turns on and off for a camera.
Every time I hear kiki's voice I can remember her from her stickam days and how nasty she is.
I just hear all the monotonous, grating bitching that must go through her head. So much shit to keep at bay to maintain her "love n light~*" persona
No fucking wonder she sperg'd so hard.

No. 405570

>>405552
Actually these are actual staples from "what I eat in a day" type of videos. EVEN IF she failed massively in every other aspect of the "what I eat in a day" thematic like pointed out here >>405148


>>405555
We all know she does

>>405566

She does seem very uncomfortable and fake in front of the camera

It's like she's acting, though it's a really bad, obvious acting


… ;)

No. 405573

File: 1499014348269.png (15.76 KB, 615x130, Screen Shot 2017-07-02 at 17.5…)

So who here has truTV and can capture Kiki's 3 second appearance at the end of the month?

No. 405585

>>405136
>I'm always on the go
>I'm always doing something

We all know you only spend your time hawking over your social media and shitposting on lolcow kiki.

She'll start deleting her youtube comments soon enough as well.

No. 405595

>>405585
> She'll start deleting her youtube comments soon enough as well

Except the ones CLEARLY backing up her flawed logic and kissing up to her like

>>405458
"Are you deciding what people are based on actual definitions of words? How self-righteous"

No. 405600

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>>405595
LOL I took what Kiki and that ass-kissing girl were commenting to and the person is an ACTUAL apiarist who just stated facts in, 2 sentences.

Which incited Kiki's long-ass rant here:
>>405458

Fucking morons.

No. 405602

>>405600
It's convenient that Kala Halani has nothing on her channel and a model as her profile pic…

No. 405606

>>405600
I'd like kindly redirect all the fuckwads trying to troll Kiki in her comments to my previous post here:
>>405164

This is the best Kiki milk since Spergchan, and I will not have my elven princess dodges go back into hiding in her etheral wood forest with the rest of the moogles

No. 405609

>>405606
>dodges

meant goddess but this will do too I guess

No. 405619

>>405606
Dude, there are no comment trolls. Literally one person asking if honey is vegan and one guy saying it isn't

No. 405669

>>405466
I don't think Kaka was in Japan for a few weeks. She was there for what seemed like a few days, she had just a carry on luggage and literally one outfit. This is her trying to be Taylor again.

No. 405680

Enjoying my cruelty free McDonald's cheeseburger, fuck it if kiki can a hypocritical vegan,I can too.

No. 405718

>>405669
She was there for about half a year total, she visa hopped back to FL and stayed on two 3-month tourist visas, probably with Dakota. She was there longer than a few days for sure, but she did probably only bring one bag because she kept posting the same 3 outfits the entire time.

No. 405720

She's just using a typical calabasas-malibu-1k oaks kardashians accent. EVERYONE talks like that, here. I've heard it in my voice after I'm around friends. Not sure why Taylor talks that way, but the vloggers she likes probably live in Socal and that would be the most common unaccented english she hears.
>>405178
You're shopping wrong. Rose water is $1 per ounce, but it goes on the face, not in smoothies. my food bill is about $60 (including postmates about once a week). You dont HAVE to eat such expensive stuff from erewhon or any rose water smoothies with pampered bee honey or canned adzuki beans or weird chickpea noodles or pecan milk matcha lattes, you can eat chipotle or grilled cheese and regular pantry items from target. its gotten REALLY trendy to waste hundreds on weird hippie fad foods no one can afford, and Lilou is showing you a really idiotic, miserable, expensive way to eat vegan.

No. 405721

>>405720
> and Lilou is showing you a really idiotic, miserable, expensive way to eat vegan

"But I want to show my followers and others you can be vegan and healthy >_<~"

Yeah, she's doing more harm than good.

No. 405723

>>405234
So sorry for the OT
But does Cordyceps really have no health benefits??? I had been taking Reishi mushroom and may have just submitted to the placebo effect, I assume the mushrooms would work based on similar principles so now I'm really curious. Thank you environment anon

No. 405730

>>405458
>>405600
>LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR TRADE

>>405720
>Lilou is showing you a really idiotic, miserable, expensive way to eat vegan.

this so much. Also enforcing the tumblr concept that veganism is only for the privileged.
But then again, kaka thinks that buying overpriced ~ethically sourced~ groceries that probably won't worth half of their tag price will show us the haturzzzz that veganism is only for the enlightened.

No. 405735

And she deleted the "honey isn't vegan" comments, A+ for being a hypocritical cunt

No. 405736

>>405730
Yes the dude and his entire family work with bee creation, he stated a logic fact, and she went full sperg bc muh veganism

Also agreed she's a lot more into the aesthetic "I'm an enlightened being" kind of veganism than trying to show it can be accessible for everyone. She's doing it for the ass-kissing, 100%.

No. 405737

>>405735
Ofc she did. It doesn't back her narrative, therefore, must be a hater from here, right? Bet my money she blocked the person, too.

No. 405738

>>405723
Nope, its just another snake oil. If it isnt recommended by nutritionist, its useless and untested on humans.
>>405721
>>405730
But she's right, you CAN be a generally healthy vegan, just not by buying alternative medicine scam shit. The only blue zone in the US, Loma Linda, is 99% vegan and they don't eat mushroom powders or anything. You can still eat like an omnivore, but fake meat and cheese is more pricey than veggies, beans, and carbs.

No. 405744

>>405730
Exactly. Sure that jar of Manuka honey probably cost her $50 if it's actually 100% Manuka honey as getting pure Manuka honey is pricey given the health benefits it has (that's if you buy into the marketing). But anyone who legit cares about bees would know sourcing honey from your local beekeeper is much better for you health wise. She could research her local beekeeper and ask them the necessary questions but she'd rather throw money at the situation to make herself appear enlightened, delete the comments that say otherwise and move onto the next thing rather than educating herself: it's all image and no substance with her.

No. 405749

>>405744
> she'd rather throw money at the situation to make herself appear enlightened, delete the comments that say otherwise and move onto the next thing rather than educating herself: it's all image and no substance with her

Fully agreed and even if she didn't have the time to contact her local beekeeper bc "I'm always on the go" she could just use an alternative. I'm flabbergasted at how many of the can stuff she shows have ORGANIC splattered over.

"ORGANIC Adzouki Beans" etc. Come on. Are you allergic to just… non-organic adzouki beans? Not special enough for you, Kaka?

No. 405755

ORGANIC the word you put before any vegetable and charge 5 times the normal price to enlightened vegan hippies

No. 405758

Anyone else wonders what happened with all this music devices?

> 2 guitars

> 1 keyboard
> fancy mic
> projector she had and is on some lolcow banners
> devices to create electronic music (I remember her "Kiki kannibal shows to make sick beats" and it was her pressing buttons on some device

Did she just trade all this expensive things from her old passion to pursue her actress dream in LA?

I'm trying to wrap it in my head but: she spent her early 20's and the years before hooked on that (time and money wise) only to drop it all and move to act in students films and F-rated horror at fucking 24. Not to count the purposeless trips to Japan.

She's literally the most expensive, reckless adult-child a parent can have.

No. 405759

>>405758
Background for reference

No. 405761

>>405759
But acting is "muh passion"

No. 405763

>>405758
Iirc, around the time she went to Japan to visit Kota, some anon found her ebay page and there was feedback on it from people who bought musical equipment from her. I don't remember what exactly was sold though.

No. 405770

So in her video she says it's a big deal to break the lease.. um not really? I mean usually you will have to do it yourself and pay a fee. A sick building, co2 poisoning seems doubtful her place looked huge. Kiki probably tweaking the fuck out lol. I thought her mommy and daddy got her a nice apartment

I hate the childish way she talks. It is so annoying. I think that's the last video of hers I ever watch. The food looked pretty gross too. She should take notes from Kalel. Lol

No. 405772

>>405763
Didn't see the ebay feedback but she definitely sold her old studio stuff a long time ago. Maybe she bought more after. It was around the time she redid her shop when she was still selling through kikikannibal.com and it included Kooter's art and those Kimmidolls she put crystals on and then tripled the price of. She was partnered with some jewelry designer and was selling their pieces through the store, some sunglasses, lace tights, and other crap. She had a video about it that was deleted but it was before she changed her look and she was selling the equipment she used to make her Kiki Mimieux album. I'm guessing she never got more equipment after since her Kiki Kannibal dubstep was all found to be stolen from other musicians. Not sure about the guitars though.

No. 405778

>>405772
That kind of dumb inconsistency is what gets on my nerves
Buy music equipment > change your mind > sell equipment > go to Japan because ??? > go to LA bc acting > pay 5k to act in a random thing and unpaid jobs > buy overpriced vegan food anyway > change many times a month bc ???

I'm legit triggered by it. That's just being plain reckless about LIfe.

No. 405783

>>405778
Samefagging but can you IMAGINA the PAIN IN THE Ass this girl is being to Bobby Trailer trash Asian pimp? Kiki, you better be waking up this guy with blow jobs and letting him in up your back door for putting up with your shit

/ok the last part was kind of a joke/

No. 405807

>>405759
:( She looks better with manicured eyebrows.

No. 405828

She hasn't posted on her Lilou Vos Twitter account since Jan. but she's using Instagram and YouTube under this new moniker. She needs to pick one and stick to it.

No. 405845

>>405807
Yes! I noticed she did groom her eye brows for once. Good on you, jiki

No. 405846

>>405845
…like, in her latest video

No. 405847

>>405759
The jet black liner makes her look older and hardened.

No. 405851

>>405566
Exactly, there isn't any evidence of Taylor mocking people with physical disabilities, using racial slurs, or having Sperg-chan style freakouts. It's simply not in Taylor's nature - but it is in Kiki's.

No matter how she tries to push this empath fairy lovechild act she can't escape her true self. The histrionic, spiteful, vindictive Ostrenga will always be there. She exudes crazy. It's who she is.

To be honest LA is the perfect place for her. It's full of bitchy, self serving psy-vamps who think astrologically picked root vegetables and crystal chakra dildos will somehow make them better people. All the while ignoring the glaring character flaws staring them right in the face.

I actually can't think of anywhere else she'd fit in more.

No. 405871

>>405851
That's probably why she knows so much about the behavior of her "haters" watching her videos and talking shit since it's what she's done to Tay forever. She's still obsessed and e-stalking her yet she's so paranoid it's always happening to her. She deserves it.

No. 405877

>>405851
you're spot on about la, moved away from there/family for that exact reason. hoping she gets some run ins with actual la bitches though, if she thought the internet were bullies~ she's probably going to kill herself with how petty and awful people get there.

No. 406004

>>405847
Actually I do think she looks younger there - albeit, it's 5 years old. She's wearing much less dark makeup now.

I noticed something about her body though? She actually looked pretty healthy. Like, slim, but healthy and probably "heavier" than she is now.

Could be that her hatred for Taylor is slowly sucking her life energy

No. 406036

File: 1499095653162.png (1.26 MB, 750x1334, IMG_4621.PNG)

Okay a bit off topic, but still relevant considering this girl made ridiculously hilarious videos mocking Kiki back in the day.
I don't know if they're still up, if so I'll link.
Anyone who was into MySpace and knew anything about being scene as a youngster will hopefully find them as funny as I do, especially since she was rightfully one of the first to make a mockery of kaka </3 rip

No. 406037

Okay yup, the whole series is still up I hope you anons will enjoy

No. 406038

>>406036
stevie ryan died? holy shit. scene kid love was fucking amazing when i was in high school.

No. 406041

>>406038
Yeah, she hung herself :( poor babe

No. 406053

Do any of you remember that article where she claimed that she was "cyber stalked" by somebody who hacked into her webcam and took "private screenshots of her and her family" and blackmailed her with them for nudes? She claimed all sorts of victim shit. This is coming from the girl who spray painted "regal slut" on her house as a backhanded cool edgy myspace Lifetime-movie approved insult for sympathy.

I remember her being a by-gone nobody to me then so I felt sorry for her, but I was also a really young teen at the time. Now I know she was full of shit and lied about it. I'm assuming the proof is lost to the internet since this was years ago and she'd want it erased for making serious legal claims that couldn't be backed up. Anyone else have sauce?

No. 406054

>>406053
Idk if all that blackmailing did happen or nit but I do know that Chris stone was weirdly obsessed with Kiki while he ran stickydrama and it did come out that he was exploiting people with nudes

No. 406056

>>406041
>>406036
> she was rightfully one of the first to make a mockery of kaka </3 rip
This points out at least one person who's not all that sad about this girl's death… probably is claiming it's karma and shit

Awful, though. Suicide is an awful, horrible way to go.

No. 406057

>>406036
Oh my god this is so sad, I used to love her videos this is terrible.

No. 406064

>>406036
>>406041
>>406057

I know it's sad, but don't forget to sage your posts y'all. Don't wanna get put out to the pasture for silly shit like forgetting to sage.

No. 406080

>>406056
Remember the time that girl Samantha died? Kiki was in her Stickam with Cathy backing her up in the background screaming that she thought it was a hoax. Even when someone linked her to a video from a local news report she insisted it was fake and that she didn't believe it. She never apologized for that. She was a real cunt about it.

I'm so sad to hear about Stevie though. I thought she was so funny and talented, and of course beautiful. She was too young to go. I'm heartbroken, honestly.

I remember there was beef with Kaka and Stevie but it was real stupid. It started because Stevie was on Stickam as her character Lil Loca and she was talking shit. Keeks didn't seem to get that it was a bit, took it personally and it started the whole thing from which SKL was born.

No. 406082

>>406080
So basically it all started by Kiki being Kiki? Colour me shocked. And it's very much like her and her mother to simply deny the reality… as we've seen with the bee keeper that commented on her video (a much more harmless example but you get where I'm coming from)

TL;DR in 10 years she didn't change a single bit.

No. 406091

File: 1499109021899.png (1.43 MB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2017-07-03-14-09-18…)

Look at me I'm a pretentious cunt

No. 406096

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>>406091
She's still pissed about the honey thing kek

No. 406097

it's driving me nuts shes staring at herself 90% of the parts with her face. LOOK INTO THE LENS

No. 406102

>>406096
> they told me
Kiki go back to your old videos >>405528 of yourself saying there are many loopholes in legislation and farms can be pretty fucking cruel when they're not at all and that one must visit a farm to know so :)

>>406091
HAHAHAHHAHA yes. Is Vogue an ethical company now, Kiki? Did you check their background? Bc I'm pretty sure they work with many makeup/fashion brands that support the cruelty industry.

No. 406103

*farms can be pretty fucking cruel when they're claiming to not be at all

No. 406104

>>406056
>IMAGINE MY SHOCK

Sage for OT but that's insane. She was so pretty and funny. Sad what LA does to people. It's the last place people with mental health issues should be yet they all seem to flock there…

No. 406106

>>406082
Had she not egged it on or asked to not be talked about it wouldn't have escalated the way it did but that was the mature thing to do. Can't fault Stevie and Adam for seeing the hilarity of scene kids and their retarded relationship drama.

This is just speculation but in the past when Kiki would talk about cyberbullying and the law she mentioned a girl who lived in Orlando when she was a minor and had long videos talking about how much she hated her, wanting her address so she could go over to her house to beat her up, and threatening to beat her up in public. She said she and her parents took the videos to the police and nothing ever came of it. I think that person she was talking about was Stevie because why else would it matter that she was a minor? She kept bringing it up and most people who hated on her were about the same age at that time. Stevie was a little older promoting her comedy bits, which Kiki later tried to claim was what her Stickam was too. The Ostrengas are such trash.

No. 406114

>>405851
>>405851

Williamsburg or Bushwick

No. 406116

>>406106
There's also the probability that it's a lie bc it's Kiki and Cathy and to this day they love to feed on this whole "the haters want to beat me up" thing.

It's smthg we'll never know though bc all sides involved seem a lil psychotic

No. 406119

>>406096
> I feel like this is fairy food

I can't believe this is an actual sentence typed by a 24 year old woman.

No. 406121

>>406116

They had binders and folders of printouts and an online archive of things people said that they took as threats so if they say they went to the police they probably did because they're absolute batshit.

No. 406130

>>406091
For some lemonade and some berries she probably spent close to around $20-$40 if not more.

The lemonades are $6.50 and the berries are anywhere around $10-$32 depending on where she got them and how much she got. And then you have to add taxes to it.

Hope thats all your eating for like the next week Kaka

No. 406141

>>406037
Omfg I used to love her so much. Back when I was a scene kid I used to watch these and laugh at my own stupidity. Rest in piece Stevie :(

No. 406147

>>406130
No worries its all Bobby Hatanaka

No. 406153

>>406096
Dude, she can't do anything right. She's even failing at being a vegan! If it has eyes or comes from a breathing being don't consume it! (I'm not even a vegan) for christ's sake.
Sage for losing my shit

No. 406155

wait wait wait
why the fuck does she still use her old kiki kannibal scene queen youtube account when she's trying to change her shit to LILOU VOS

i gave her a slight break because i thought she was so embarrassed by her past she wanted to leave it all behind and start over, but what the fuck is she actually mentally handicapped

No. 406161

>>406036
Oh my god this is so sad, she was actually so talented and so beautiful. I thought she was way younger but it turns out she's 33.

Just to keep this on topic, friendly reminder how many times Kiki told people to go kill themselves. Stevie was everything Kiki wished she could be and more, her being brought up only proves once again by contrast how shitty Kiki is.

No. 406170

>>406155
She did change the name to Lilou Vos, but there is no way she'd start over and abandon her whole 59k subscribers, and leaving the very few videos she got to 100k+ views

Just letting ya'll know after two days her new video hasn't even hit 4k views. Rip Kiki.

No. 406175

>>406170
Back when she was posting weird "booty" vlogs or whatever (before going to Japan) they'd take a week to hit 5k

It's not like she'D blow up and go viral with this half-assed comeback.

No. 406202

>>406102
>inb4 kiki claims she also visited both Vogue's office and the farm just to make sure~

No. 406248

>>406202
"I visited Vogue and the chief editors threw themselves at my feet and begged me to be a model but I had to turn it down bc I'm following my true passion"

No. 406252

Her voice irks me. She sounds retarded and cringey it's just so unattractive to me

No. 406270

>>406114
She could NEVER survive in New York can you imagine her sheltered ass on a subway

No. 406285

>>406147
How does she even meet these people so fast when she's an actual shut-in that travelled across the country? How do they even fall for her? She's vile and awkward.

No. 406288

>>406285
I think they met in an acting class. She met Taku and her other Japanese boyfriends through some world friends app. E-dating the same way she dated all her scene Stickam boyfriends.

No. 406298

File: 1499142585021.jpg (89.64 KB, 750x1004, IMG_20170704_012814.jpg)

Hey quick check : does that message seem like a instagram dm or a twitter one? I'm asking this bc to me it looks like a twitter one and a well. .. shit doesn't adds up

No. 406299

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>>406298
And Kaka posted it on her Twitter

No. 406305

>>406299
Oh shot I dun fucked up. This is an actual Twitter DM. Still kinda wanna faCT check on this bc it looks so fake bit I'm insta-retarded and hate it.

>>406285
> how do they fall for her
"Fall". Taku fell apart and this guy's a con artists like her. Thats how they fall for her.

No. 406306

>>406299
Not Twitter if she's using the Twitter app. Compare the look of this to the look of the DMs between Onision and Joy here >>398746 so they're either from IG or a different app or maybe a private message on YT?

Or ya know, totally fake because Kaka lives in a world of fake stanning herself.

No. 406307

>>406305
*actual insta-DM

No. 406308

>>406306
Yeah I saw the heart thing and it's an instagram dm thing.

Still.

Looks fake af.

No. 406309

File: 1499143275780.png (596.05 KB, 540x960, Screenshot_2017-07-04-01-42-53…)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWG4qe5geDv/

Can u imagine how sad it must be if it was Kaka managing this account?

No. 406310

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No. 406321

>>406309
I wouldn't doubt it was Cathy running it without Kiki knowing just to make her feel better.

No. 406324

>>406309
>all those cheap groceries
lmao if this turns out to be an ostrenga trying to impersonate some random nobody graced by the light of Kiki the almighty vegan

No. 406345

>>406299
It can't be just me thinking this is tacky as fuck. And also makes it look like she legit gets zero praise, I feel like it was more to advertise how polite she can be in her responses when she's going to blast the sender's personal message all over social media.

>>406305
But this guy is living with her and paying for her shit when she's seriously the most annoying person ever.

No. 406361

>>406097
This is what has always annoyed me so much about watching Kota/Kaka vids. They are just stating at themselves the entire time. I think Kota does it less but I've noticed they both do it a ton.

No. 406363

>>406345
I would be so embarrassed as a fan for someone to share a message I sent them like that.

No. 406438

>>406345
It is tacky, fake and a shout-out to lolcow (remember when she said about people "dm-ing bc eyelashes or wtv and we called BS on that? Yeah)

> But this guy is living with her and paying for her shit when she's seriously the most annoying person ever


Well why do you think it never lasts for long?

No. 406440

>>406361
It gives insight into how they spend their day staring at themselves. When Kota wasn't looking at herself it was at an offscreen mirror, too.

>>406363
We caught Kaka sending fake fan notes and asks to herself before.

No. 406463

I see that she has no problem talking about her period coming in her new Vegan eating video. Cringe..

No. 406468

File: 1499177427118.png (37.31 KB, 540x914, Screenshot_2017-07-04-11-08-58…)

>>406299
Just for shits and giggles, look at the account that "favorited" this tweet

> Kaka love and light kween showing message exchanged with enlightened peasant

> post liked by an anti-Hilary profile

No. 406629

File: 1499210981867.png (436.54 KB, 540x762, Screenshot_2017-07-04-20-27-54…)

#actress

(Has this been posted yet?)

No. 406630

File: 1499211212747.png (110.29 KB, 540x844, Screenshot_2017-07-04-20-33-40…)

>>406629
Look at the comments and spot dak0lei yall

No. 406631

File: 1499211247097.png (97.75 KB, 540x847, Screenshot_2017-07-04-20-33-45…)

>>406630
LOOK

AT

DAK0LEI

FUCKING

COMMENTARY

No. 406632

File: 1499211271739.png (89.22 KB, 540x812, Screenshot_2017-07-04-20-33-48…)


No. 406635

>>405749
>>405744
It's so funny when you know the laws and legislation surrounding organic food. They can still be GM. They're also covered in pesticides that are in many cases worse than modern pesticides or GM pest control methods - like copper sulphate to control potato blight. It basically means nothing, it's just a way to price gauge idiots who think they're clever.

she's the definition of Dunning-Kruger effect. Misinformed idiot who thinks she knows everything.

No. 406641

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>>406635
Pretty much Kiki right now, regarding this matter

No. 406678

>>406309
>>406630
>>406631
>>406632
Someone should reply with "hi kiki" on these. She's barely hiding that it's her anymore.

No. 406681

>>406629
i feel like that forehead is looking especially fucking big in this picture.

No. 406685

>>406630

Nothing special about the shitty puppet movies .. I have the 10th one only because it was in the 5$ bin at walmart, and it had 3 other movies included on the DVD.

Give it 6months-year before I see Kaka's greatest success in the 5$ bin too.

No. 406691

>>406678
Nooo… it might scare them away. Let's just sit down and sshh…

>>406681
The right braids reaaaaaally didn't help her there (but it IS a horror movie so what do i know I'm as much of an actor as kaka

No. 406692

File: 1499221760971.jpg (82.06 KB, 245x245, 20170704_232823.jpg)

>>406641

This quote is incredibly Kiki btw

No. 406711

File: 1499228966606.png (225.32 KB, 1202x1650, IMG_0782.PNG)

How to scare away all the boys around you: put on those earrings.

No. 406712

>>406711
She's persistent with the earrings I'll give her that

No. 406713

That second video with no sound, lol

No. 406714

>>406711
Those earrings make another appearance

No. 406715

>>406711
Her face and nose looks really weird here, almost like she's another person.

No. 406722

>>406711
what are those earrings anyways? I only see twigs

No. 406723


No. 406724

>>406711
Dat hairline

No. 406725

He looks like a homeless bum and she looks like a retard

No. 406785

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They

Were pretty much made for each other lol

No. 406786

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Her laugh here ACTUALLY sounds genuine and not obnoxious. They're actually look very happy together (or in this snippets)

No. 406787

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>>406786
Kiki with the horrible earrings

This guy with the moustache and the hat

Damn

No. 406792

>>406785
>>406786
wow thats creepy…….
she looks actually likeable in there….

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No. 406797

>>406792
Proof Bobby is dicking her down the RIGHT way.

I hope she doesn't bring this kind of likeable attitude to the n3xt videos tho. Gotta have that cringy milk.

STAY CRINGY KAKA DON'T LET LOVE GET IN THE WAY.

No. 406823

Y'all are fucking as crazy as she is if you didn't find those videos cringey af lol
That's some shit you put on Snapchat so it disappears because it's only funny to the person posting it anyway

No. 406841

>>406823
It's cringy but it's not obnoxious

> the bar had been set incredibly low for Kiki farmers

No. 406893

>>406823
considering the level of cringe her videos usually have this is somewhat normal for keeks

No. 406972

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She's turning so boring. I miss the super high levels of cringe in her posts and the made-up compliments she gave herself on twitter 2010-2014

She went from straight up complimenting herself to a very obvious "oh somebody told me I"

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>>406973
This underrated gem

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And ofc the self-victimization on the daily bc TOO PURE

I'm really, really miss it. Maybe she grew some self-awareness after being exposed here and realized how we all see thru those lies?

No. 406992

>>406981

Shes still after modelling after 10 years? Ffs.

Kaka you are too short, face is glum as your sisters. Thin enough to model but she isnt run way tier

No. 406993

>>406785

Trust her to hop on the "im dating an asian man" bandwagon lol probably trying to compete with her sister kek

No. 407001

>>406992
The BEST thing on these is that it's never her wanting to be. It's always the others. "Somebody told me" 24/7

>>406983
>>406981
>>406976 (THIS ONE IS JUST G O L D)

No. 407005

>>406993
…or Taylor

No. 407010

>>406975
Leave Junji Ito alone, Leeloo

No. 407023

>>406975
>>406985
>>406987

can you fucking not kaka

No. 407029

>>407005
Definitely she wants to be Taylor. Funny how she went from mocking Asians to showing them off on instagram.

No. 407047

>>407010
It's funny (convenient) bc she casually omitted the part where Tohmie is a fucking evil narcissistic psychopath who does horrible things.

My guess is she vaguely saw the plot and slided a "somebody told me X I'm clueless and don't know how Google works so can y'all tell me what it's about (and kiss my ass while you're at it)".

No. 407050

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>>407010
Well

If you squint really hard you can find some character resemblance

No. 407068

>>406823
No no no anon… since we reminiscing the Kaka golden days, you need to understand our current material is not nearly as cringy as to what we grew used to

No. 407074

>>406972
I miss that too!

>>406988
>Maybe she grew some self-awareness after being exposed here and realized how we all see thru those lies?
That's definitely the case since I'm pretty sure she deleted every cringey compliment tweet she's made.

I also think a lot of the comments on here/pull are the reason why she doesn't do it anymore. Back then I remember we would just make fun of her and make bitchy remarks about how cringey she is instead of trying to encourage the cringey delusional behavior.

>>407047
Actually, iirc someone on old pull mentioned it for some reason in one of her threads and she took it as a compliment.

No. 407075

>>407047
I like to imagine that it really did happen and the person giving the compliment was just a master of backhanded compliments.

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>>407075
Oh the glory.

>>407074
> someone on old pull mentioned it for some reason in one of her threads and she took it as a compliment
REALLY? Hahaha oh God the delusion was so real <3

> I'm pretty sure she deleted every cringey compliment tweet she's made


Yup, most of them are gone bc I remember they were many. Like, at least once a day she'd make up one

> I also think a lot of the comments on here/pull are the reason why she doesn't do it anymore. Back then I remember we would just make fun of her and make bitchy remarks about how cringey she is instead of trying to encourage the cringey delusional behavior


Agreed but the real question for now and the future is HOW to encourage such cringy, delusional behavior. It's an art form truly hard to master.

Image related, since I'm going down the memory lane, the "pole dance hobby bandwagon" she jumped in - and ofc spent money and time on

No. 407081

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>>407080
There used to be a video on YT from her clips (from the video she posted herself talking about it). It's taken down now :(

It was pretty cringy like, 10% skill, 90% vanity and 100% another hobby she gave up to go to Japan

No. 407099

>>407080
>the real question for now and the future is HOW to encourage such cringy, delusional behavior.
Yeah, I didn't think that one through. Like it's easy to encourage our queen's cringey, delusional behavior since she avoids these sites like the plague but Kiki would know something was up immediately if we tried that. I was thinking people could use twitter/ig to kiss her ass and give her similar compliments to the ones she made up for herself, but now that I've said this she's going to be paranoid about every compliment she receives.

If we were to figure out how to encourage it, I think she could easily go back to being just as cringey as she was back then. After seeing that she put that she could play 15-24 year old characters on her acting profile, it's clear to me that she's still delusional as ever but she's self aware enough to not broadcast it to the world.

No. 407115

>>407099
> was thinking people could use twitter/ig to kiss her ass and give her similar compliments to the ones she made up for herself, but now that I've said this she's going to be paranoid about every compliment she receives

THAT'S EXACTLY THE PRONLEM.

Can you… imagine the amount of LEGITIMATE fans who will be blocked for no reason whatsoever?

Maybe give it some time? Let's not encourage or discourage her in anyway. Lets not interact. She still has a small culty following who actually buy into her shit so yeah, let's just watch. They'll probably feed her delusion as they always do (and have done whenever she went on a tirade against the ~haters)

No. 407127

>>407001
Everyone has that one friend who always claims this to humblebrag but never actually modeled. The only modelling kaka did was for her dad.

>>406972
I hope more balletfags are having their jimmies rustled by this bc I am.

No. 407140

>>407127
> I hope more balletfags are having their jimmies rustled by this bc I am

Is it bc you are totally jealous wishing you had a "badonk"?

No. 407143

>>407140
Kiki doesn't have a """badonk""". Leave.

No. 407238

>>407140
kiki pls
lordosis=/=bubble butt

No. 407248

>>407143
>not getting sarcasm

No. 407271

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>>407238
Wow, she really does have lordosis. >>344072

No. 407300

>>407143
sarcasm anooon

>>407238
It's weird cause she mentioned escoliosis tho, as seen in video (which I have and and back in the day whenever she said her spine curve was "reversing" bc of pole dance/yoga and shit I'd flip my shit bc an actual doctor told me this kind of shit doesn't happen. Your spine structure doesn't change you just feel less pain, you ignorant slut).

Scoliosis is more like, lordosis but with hunched shoulders.

No. 407301

>>407300
Sage for rant "omg u guys I made this video cuz I want to know that having scoliosis is oh-kayyy"

No shit. A fuck ton of PPL have it

"I had to stay in bed all-day bc it hurt so bad"

Yeah well most people have a life to attend so they just pop some painkillers and deal with it, and get shit done.

/sorry, I can't believe I'm raging over a 5 year old video

No. 407303

>>407068
This is some serious cringe. Though, there is no shortage left on YT.

No. 407306

>>407303
TOP QUALITY CRINGE

That's my favourite material

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Got to drive while looking at my face

No. 407380

>>407303
fuck, i slowed this down to 0.5 on yt and its cracking me up

No. 407419

>>407342
So… look at clock new video tomorrow right, keeks? Right.

But apparently she isn't the one driving? You can see from other videos the image is mirrored. It's probably Bobby.

No. 407420

>>407342
Spends several hours a day making videos of her stupid face and this is the best she has.

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New video in just one day, Lilou! Don't let me down!

No. 407436

>>407425
oh don't worry, she'll start filming today!!11! (Or tomorrow, this girl's always on the go, who knows)

No. 407449

>>406440
It really is some recurrent shit with them. For like, ever.

QUICK somebody save it b4 it gets taken down

No. 407450

>>407449
Vide wise you can see how SOMEONE can't stop staring at herself and basically pushing Dakota off the screen lie "bitch that's my time to shine"

> Sage for obvious samefagging

No. 407465

>>407449
Saved. Mwahaha

No. 407474

>>407068
Kind of funny how she green-screened herself into a prettier bedroom.

No. 407479

>>407474
That's kind of pointless why not green screen yourself into a Zelda/Link/Elf scenario?

No. 407615

>>407449
Didn't they try to use this video to claim that Dakota looks just like her shooped pictures because this wasn't a video uploaded by her? Like we're supposed to believe their eyes weren't products of AE? There's powders of delusion in the water the Ostrengas drink.

No. 407616

>>407615
LMAO what? But Dakota is clearly using lenses there, the video barely shows here and the effects are as horrendous as Kiki's quirk

No. 407619

>>407615
Yes I remember this. It was after cgl started dissecting her shoop abd it was very obvious they posted this video of them moving and dancing to "prove" there was no shoop.

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>>407449
I was amazed how long she kept that video up considering the AE is so damn obvious and over the top.

No. 407626

>>407620
that video had nearly 600,000 views iirc and it was Kiki's most popular, because it was during the time where Dakota was at the height of her popularity.

>>406972
>>406973
>>406975
>>406976
>>406978
>>406979
Lol wow, she still has some of these up? There was a huge collection of them on PULL that were cringy af, but when I tried to look up 2 or 3 of them on her twitter a while back for the lolz, they were all deleted. I assumed she realized how ridiculous they looked when stacked together like that and went on a delete spree.

No. 407634

I feel so sad for this girl. And as a parent it kind of angers me that mom and dad ostrenga continue to throw money at her dumb shit, probably in an effort to make up for the guilt they feel for their horrible parenting decisions when she was a preteen, instead of paying for her to get into some intensive therapy. They need to swallow their pride and admit they fucked up, and it fucked her up, and get her real help.

No. 407652

>>407449
Awww, why do I love this so much??? do you guys ever feel a sense of endearment toward your favorite cows? This makes me nostalgic, back when Dakota was cute. Sage because PMSing and being emo

No. 407654

Does anyone have the pole dancing video saved? I didn't think much of it before because at the time I knew nothing of pole dancing. Having taken classes now, I am really curious to see if she sucked or not

I vaguely remember some snarky comments. But damn I hope it's not gone forever.

No. 407655

>>407634
lol stfu with that hypocrisy. look at where you are, her only woes right now is this site that you're on. apart from that she would probably be the happiest she's ever been now that she's "pursing her ultimate dream", finally out of the house, and with a quirky asian boyfriend. So don't act like you're concerned about her and go parent your kids.

No. 407658

>>407655
This. Kiki andfakota both are living better than most lolcow users, have experienced more and are obviously both comfortable where they are and aren't struggling to get by like most people. Face it, there both spoilt rotten and have shit personalities, but they're still better off than a lot of people. Neither of them have had to work real jobs in their lives and have had their parents funding all their hobbies since they were preteens.

No. 407662

>>407655
I don't understand how this is hypocrisy, but okay. I wasn't taking about her being provided for well, and being "happy" now and persuing her dream and living it up in LA either. All of what she shows us is just what she WANTS us to know and think her life is like. No one but keeks sees the full picture.

I'm talking about her constant need for internet validation and attention and the desperate straws she grasps at to get it. Her obvious obsession with proving herself to a ~hate site.~ I'm talking about her forced facade of being all organic cruelty free mother Earth moogle. The obviously fake confidence. Plastering what little praise she gets (real or fictional) online. The freakout that happens to be the single worst spergfest in lolcow history of her posting gore and OTT obsessive hatred for someone doing better than her less than a year ago.

These are not characteristics of a well adjusted, happy adult. It can be compared to child star syndrome. Her parents allowed her to whore herself out for attention and "fame"as a child, hell they even helped her do it.

If you don't see this, I don't know what to tell you, and it has nothing to do with my child. Just because I browse lolcow doesn't mean I'm going to whore her out when she hits puberty and fuck her up mentally for life.

No. 407671

>>407662

Thing is - yes kaka and koot have experienced more than most but the thing is they're disliked.

Dakota never made it to be Nicole Fujita level of popular in Japan and not many Japanese even like her much. Most said she was rude and awkward. Hes 5 minutes are up.

Kiki might star in a few budget movies and use her Asian boyfriend as a prop for the kawaii trend going on. But it won't go any further - people know she's a cunt though? She wasn't liked back then and isn't now.

No one cares about them anymore - there are new girls people are interested in nowadays. Dakota and Kirsten will stay a thing of the past online. 2007 is over.

No. 407672

>>407658
>both are living better than most lolcow users
>they're still better off than a lot of people

You can only speak for yourself. If your life is that sad and you set the bar that low, being a Kaka stan suits you.

No. 407677

>>407626
Does anyone have that link to all of her deleted tweets?

No. 407694

Long time lurker on the Lolcow threads.
I figure I would post the small incident I had with this person.

I think I saw this crazy cow in October on a trip with friends to Japan. I passed by her and thought nothing of it but she began staring me down as I passed by. This was in Harakjuku. Few minutes later, my friend passed by her and he was stared down and asked me why big forehead was glaring us down. Apparently, this crazy cow was watching us go into some stores.

She acted we were suppose to know her or some shit. It wasn't till one of the recent hell weeks and her expose of shit posting that I recognized thats who we saw.

She creeped my the fuck out because as I passed by she talked to one of her friends, who were two Japanese guys, and she kept staring at me with a creepy smile wanting me to say something. She was wearing platforms to look taller.

I will say. If I ever go back with friends in the future, I hope to avoid this cray cray weirdo.

I mean I could be wrong but thats who I though I saw. Sage for being kind of long time before posting. I apologize ahead of time for shit posting if it comes off that way. Just was nervous to post because she seems to stalk these threads.

No. 407695

>>407672
yeah, I cba to read all this long-ass rants between anons going back and forth but I don't think she has it all that great. I mean yeah, being a spoiled brat must be nice but you can't hold any meaningful relationships bc u suck and is pressing f5 on the lolcow page about you 24/7

No. 407701

>>407694
No worries buddy

That's… hella unsettling. My best guess is that, if you're a girl, she was expecting you to either compliment her or was thinking how jealous you were of her

Either way

Just know she keeps tabs on "haters" who criticize her on social media so yeah, just stay away from commenting on her sites

No. 407703

>>407701
Thanks for the advice anon. Yea I plan on staying away from her social media. I doubt she would remember me. My guess is that she was trying to catch the eye of the photographer at the top of the entrance to the main shopping area.

Make sense she was looking that from another female. The guys she was with look like what the snow thread call Gaijin Hunters. All I am going to say it was just beyond fucking weird.

No. 407733

>>407694
That's creepy as hell. I wouldn't put anything past Kaka, she's already proven on countless occasions that she's insane and will go to ridiculous lengths to get revenge on her ~haturz~

Suddenly the idea of her legitimately keeping tabs on every person who's ever left a comment on her social media, stalking their pages, printing out pictures of their faces, cutting out the eyes and sticking them on her wall doesn't seem so far fetched.

No. 407746

New Axis Termination trailer with the same scene of Kaka but it looks about how you would expect.

No. 407750

>>407658
I feel really sorry for you anon.

>>407662
>>407671


this so much

No. 407781

>>407746
KEKKK what garbage
I'm sure she was thirsting for that eliza role and got cast as a slutty psycho instead lol
Life imitates art, as they say

No. 407782

>>407694
She probably looked at you to see if she could get a reaction from you. White girl in Japan = must be a weeb = must be visiting lolcow = probably a kiki stalker

No. 407793

>>407703
>My guess is that she was trying to catch the eye of the photographer at the top of the entrance to the main shopping area

Well that'd go along with >>406981

Probably avidly looking to be "discovered" as a model

>>407746
LOL ok now that's what I call GARBAGE. Not only Kaka's role but the whole thing. It sucks.

No. 407826

Who in the world would look at the Ostrengas' lives and think "wow, they're doing great"??

Dakota is a failed model with no real jobs, she's fucking her manager and still clinging onto and shopping pics from that fucking Fit's thing she did forever ago.

Kiki/Lilou is a paranoid mess who has never had a real job in her life and is obsessed with becoming e-famous again but never will be.

Both of them buy followers and likes.

If you envy their lives yours must be fucking tragic.

No. 407832

So! It Friday (I know it's probably very early in LA but we all know she will fail)

Everybody ready for the excuse why she couldn't upload it on time?

Exercising your creativity, Lilou. Well done.

No. 407840

>>407832
kiki is too good even for her legit followers~

No. 407849

>>407782
To me it felt like stating at a Cheshire Cat watching me. That smile seriously made me feel stalker/ murderous vibes. That day I believe Tokyo Fashion blog photographer was there at the entrance Takeshita Dori street. Which got a youtuber more famous in the fashion industry. So not shocking if she was going for that but her attire wouldn't of got their attention. Only thing that made her stand out was the platforms which made her tower over people.

No. 407856

>>407832
She's obviously too busy being complimented by Steven Spielberg. Don't be so insensitive, anon.

No. 407913

gdi, where's our video kiki

No. 407916

Kiki's so goddamn lazy, she absolutely never gets things done on time and then gives up completely after a month or two max.

How long until she quits acting? I can see her staying in LA though, still half-heartedly pretending she's working so hard.

No. 407925

>>407746
The whole Nazi theme is strange to me because for some reason I always pictured Kiki eventually turning into one of those 1488 white power chicks once the rest of her ventures fail. Wonder if that will be her next phase. INB4 'Hitler loved animals!'.

No. 407934

>>407925
LOL Hitler was indeed a vegetarian for a while and the Ostrenga s always had this huge boner for having blue eyes and being blonde (no matter what anyone else in lolcow would say) so I think it's fitting.

Richard Spencer will replace Bobby Hatanaka pretty quick.

No. 407947

>>407826
This so much. I don't think anyone envies them and if so, it's an Ostrenga giving themselves a backhanded compliment for accomplishing and experiencing absolutely nothing in life.

>>407849
It sounds like she was standing around all dressed up with outdated soft gawth fashion in hopes someone would notice her but that phase in Tokyo is long gone.

No. 407953

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What is she trying to say in the last sentence?

No. 407958

>>407953
Probably hey lolcow I am indeed uploading smthg today so check back in in a few hours?

Either way "experimenting" with new stuff just sounds like "I half assed this time and will do so in the future"

No. 407972

>>407958
You can see the whole experimenting with regular youtubers is plain "this video is smthg new so thumbs up if you liked it"

That's it.

No dancing around the issue on social media like a kid procrastinating homework.

No. 407997

>>407654
She had a handful of them, but I'm afraid they may be lost.

No. 408029

>>407934
Kek the reason I always thought that was because it's usually unhinged crazy white girls who buy into all that stuff. And recently there's been a huge alt right/WN bandwagon that tons of lazy blonde bimbos keep jumping on to make easy money out of. We know she's been racist in the past. But in all honesty I don't think Kiki has the capability or willpower, reading about history would be far too demanding for her little pixie peabrain.

Who knows though, one her parents funds dry up, she could get desperate.

No. 408052

>>407934
>this huge boner for having blue eyes and being blonde

Ok sorry anon but wtf, where are you taking this from?
Being happy because you have red hair/blonde/black/curly doesn't make you racist, stop with that bait.

They were in their early teens when they made those stupid jokes, just look at their current life, friends and relationships, they clearly aren't racist.

No. 408057

>>408052
I meant it because Kiki is clinging to saying she is blonde despite her hair clearly being too dark, as posted many times on lolcow

Learn how to read and to joke, anon

No. 408058

>>407953
Just fucking post what YOU want, Kiki. It's like you're 100% relying on what your "fans" "want" you to post. So what's even the point then?

It must suck being this unoriginal.

No. 408173

>>408058

Probably because she thinks it'll rake in the most money if she does what they want rather then what she wants. Lets face it, her acting career was dead before it even begun.

Maybe seeing her sister fail and become nearly non existent gave her confidence to become number one again.

No. 408187

She sits on her dead ass all day, she has no job or acting gigs yet she can't even get a YouTube video out on time.

No. 408200

Well dang, I guess that's a wrap then. A few minutes until it's twelve in Cali and still nothing. For shame, Kiki. For shame. Can't wait for the "oh my gawd you guys, I was sooo busy because of xyz. I have so much going on right now."

No. 408222

Kiki you literally had one job and that was to do a video to upload on Friday.

Piece of advice: Don't record on the day you intend to upload, you ding dong.

No. 408242

>>408057
not the anon you were replying to, but agree you're still bullshitting with that. Kiki may not be blonde, but she does have blue eyes and every single one of her boyfriends has had brown/black hair and brown eyes, even the white ones. So your Richard Spencer replacing Bobby joke is still stupid af.

No. 408249

>>408242
LOL fine you must've had a few chromosomes stolen

>>408200
> guys I'm having so many acting gigs and I have to move once again!!

No. 408264

>>407826
>>407947
Consider this too: neither of them have friends.

Kiki has never had a real friend in her life, I'm guessing. Just people she met and then scared off, kind of like her short-lived stints with boyfriends. She freaks people out and I'm sure she's never opened herself up emotionally to anyone. Not for real.

Dakota's a has-been gaijin in Japan, land of fake politeness. Doubt she's had many (if any) friends prior to leaving and likely doesn't have any right now. Her rude attitude and "manly" way of speaking is unpleasant to native Japanese.

All of their "friends" who talk to them on social media are fake accounts. Every story in which they mention a "friend" is fabricated on the "friend" part. Imagine not having ANY FRIENDS. Imagine what that'd do to your brain. Now imagine it on someone as insane or delusional as either Ostrenga.

No. 408268

>>407849
now that I remember. didn't kaka went to some fashion show in one of the first trips to japan? or it was margo?

No. 408270

>>408264
Yeah usually I think friends are overrated but it's nice to have 1 or two people you can rely on to cry on their shoulders, they don't even need to be super close.

But they're likely to push people away. Remember the time this girl who went to Japan was about to meet Kaka and she had even had some art commissioned or whatever and in the laSt hour KK went full psycho and burnt that bridge?

Yeah. Imagine living this way.

I imagine the only friend Kiki would have at this point would be Bobby which is… meh. What about when you have a disagreement with your bf and you need a friend to gossip and have advice from? Who she can do that with? …Cathy?

Also the usual girl stuff. Shes trying to be a youtuber and has no-one to help her brainstorm video ideas (other than probably Bobby Cathy or Kota) hence why she's always such a whiny cunt looking for validation for her followers "w-would you guys watch that! ? W-would you? I-is that ok enough? Pls attention"

No. 408271

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>>408268
That vogue even thing isn't even a proper show tho

No. 408273

File: 1499526224541.png (50.96 KB, 540x299, Screenshot_2017-07-08-12-01-12…)

Now that I'm on it

Let's laugh

> Kiki


> wants the fashion industry to be more refined

No. 408274

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No. 408275

File: 1499526306211.png (52.48 KB, 540x339, Screenshot_2017-07-08-12-02-47…)

>>408274
For the anon who met Kiki on Japan lmao


Image related: not that funny but idk. Made me giggle.

No. 408303


No. 408308

>>408274
>As if they own the country

They… do? It's their country you entitled bitch.

No. 408309

>>408303
I actually feel really bad for her bf. Does she ever stfu? I don't see him putting up with her incessant babbling much longer. She's better with someone laidback like that who doesn't entertain her BS. At the same time it's like she's sucking the life out of him.

No. 408311

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>>408309
he looks so uncomfortable around her

No. 408313

>>408308
she's talking about the non-Japanese women
like herself

No. 408314

>>408313
Oh shit my brain skipped over the non, oops.

No. 408329

>>408308
She was talking about the gaijins like herself lol "I'm the only one allowed to be catty"

>>408309
Maybe she is. That's why none her relationships last

>>408311
LMAO THE FACT OF REGTET
> what have I done
> the pussy wasn't worth it

No. 408330

>>408329
*face
*regret

No. 408335

>>408303
Haven't watched it yet, but do you think she's going to try and make people believe this new asian boyfriend is the same person as Taku? Would kind of be hilarious

No. 408336

>>408303
>>408309
She actually looks less haggard in this video. Maybe she IS sucking the life out of him.

I'm mesmerized on how badly she screwed up with that outfit. How do you make a white/pastel outfit look bad. Why do you even think these earrings are anything but un-wearable?

No. 408352

>>408303
Thoughts:
>I wonder how annoying it is for her to wear those obnoxious earrings all the time and constantly get her hair stuck in them.
>greeen light
>look how much I know about surrounding areas of LA
>Shooting fireworks is illegal? But why? n w n
>Ten minutes of complete filler (I guess they were at an art museum and boy was that boring to watch)
>Bobby mumbling
>Let's eat at a VEGAN place
>Look at my VEGAN app
>Always eating sweets and junk
>Scared Kaka at the 7/11 lol
>More boring filler

Well there is some gold in there but LBR the video could have been 3 minutes long and done the same.

No. 408355

>>408311
He looks so tired and done lmao

Imagine the shitstorm she will create if he tries to break it off with her.

No. 408364

LOL she filmed this in the same day as this >>406786
>>406785
>>406787 abs still couldn't upload it on time. It took her room days to put this shit together and upload wtf

No. 408365

>>408303
>environmentally conscious vegan moogle
>fireworks are fun uwu let's scare animals and fill the desert with toxic debris

No. 408366

File: 1499539147488.png (53.61 KB, 540x300, Screenshot_2017-07-08-15-39-13…)

>next video will be on friday
>new videos every saturday
>new videos every two Saturdays
> new videos every month
> I'm quitting YT bc haters :(

No. 408368

>>408365
LMAO what if someone comment that

It'll be the honey thing all over again

No. 408369

>>408365
She can't stand being corrected on things like this either, there's always a
>actually I'm exempt from what you just said because of xyz.

It would do her some good to just admit to being wrong, it's a lot easier than she thinks it is and people respect you far more than if you fight every time you're corrected.

No. 408370

>>408335
Unlikely. People will tell them apart, I mean at least Taku didn't look like a dirty homeless.

No. 408372

>>408311
>his smile and optimism: gone

No. 408378

>>408308
Like other anons said, she's talking about other catty foreign girls.

Another girl studying in Japan was trash talking her on twitter, and Sharla and her group trash talked Dakota when she arrived, so that's what she's talking about.

She's kinda right though.. really common situation

No. 408379

>>408378
Please see
>>408314
I acknowledged my mistake after the first anon pointed it out. No need to keep correcting guys.

No. 408382

>>408308
please read before you shit out words, and learn to sage

No. 408384

>>408382
Three times now.
>>408382

For all your complaining about shitposting you're sure keen to do it yourself.

No. 408392

>>408378
lol it was already pointed out. What's the matter with you.
> She was kinda right
LOL how so. One girl did it on twitter and sharia did it with Dakota, not Kiki (so you're saying).

>>408379
Ignore them. We have Ostrengas white knight here every now and then, it's common

No. 408396

>>408392
>LOL how so. One girl did it on twitter and sharia did it with Dakota, not Kiki

Many foreign girls living in Japan are catty and criticize everything other foreigns' japanese and things they do in Japan, this site is full of threads of catty gaijin, it's a fact not even white knighting, not criticizing everything someone does or says doesn't make you a white knight but ok.

No. 408399

>>408303
Her never ending thirst for Johnny Depp is creepy. Let it go, girl. He's a woman beater.

This video is just her trying to be cute and it's awkward and full of her making the weirdest retard noises. I guess good for her for actually going out and doing something though?

No. 408402

>>408396
lol ok whatever. No need to get your panties on twist over a cow you don't even personally know. Go outside. Drink some herbal tea. Meditate. Also if this site is so awful why you in it?
Ps: ~ learn to Sage your Nippon shitposting

>>408399
Idgi. He physically abused Amber Heard and she's still on that? You'd think she'd be more sensitive since she was raped and had abusive bf's in the teenage years

> not saying bc second part actually has to do with the cow we are talking about

No. 408403

>>408402
*saging :P fuck

No. 408407

>>408303

Holy fuck nuggets this was painful to watch.. I couldn't even skip thru it because there was no tangible bit to skip to… Holy fuck.

>>408311

Oh this poor fucking wanker if this isn't just an act put on for the camera. Its like hanging out with a 12 year old that thinks "so random" is "edgy and cool" while dressed in what looks like grandmotherly attire …. Seriously my grandmother has the same pants.

No. 408411

I came here to see if anybody mentioned the fact that she went to sleep with full makeup on, and no one did lol also flashbacks of her Taco/Taku(?) video, feels like yesterday.

No. 408416

>>408411
Are you retarded? She probably got up and took her makeup off and went to sleep after. Not uncommon for YouTubers to do.

No. 408419

>>408416
> R U RETARDED SHE CLEARLY DID NOT GO TO SLEEP WITH MAKEUP ON REEEEEEEEEE
>not a white knight

>>408411

But yeah it's a pretty common thing, bc these kind of people are too insecure to film themselves before sleep with washed face and no makeup so, there's that.

I am getting Taku vibes too but… I guess she learnt not to film her lovers while they're sleeping so maybe there's still hope for Bobby

No. 408421

>>408419
It's not white knighting to point out how retarded it sounds to say someone went to sleep with full makeup on when all YouTubers do it. The video was dumb and she's awkward as fuck in it, there are better things to pick at than LOL FULL FACE OF MAKEUP when it's common.

No. 408423

File: 1499546221042.png (Spoiler Image,357.55 KB, 2354x661, plan of her room.png)

>>407826
>>407947
>>408264
seriously? with all the a-logging that plagues their threads? over the years i've seen several old seagulls and pulltards who all turned out to be ugly nobodies with weeabo dreams of Japan and modeling. it's not everybody, ok? so don't get personally offended by this and start rage typing, but there are jellies around and you would be blind to deny it. i remember this one anon who kept making posts about how she couldn't get over "kotakoti"

No. 408426

I couldn't even make it through this video those stupid ass earrings trigger me

No. 408430

>>408303
Ok! Video breakdown (imo)
> it fucking got on my nerves seeing her talk to Bobby whIle she was staring at herself/the camera. It's fucking annoying. Just film him or pretend you're not obsessed with your angles
> most of the museum stuff were fillers
> yadda yadda "I made my vegan recipes public bc u guys liked it so much,not bc it was pointed out by a rando on lolcow"
> "nobody ever told me my vegan recipes sucked" Yeah bc if they did you'D block them for life

No. 408432

>>408303
Girl if you're gonna vlog your day you gotta make it a hundred times more interesting and engaging. There are literally tens of thousands of Youtubers doing a better job of it than you.

No. 408435

>>408432
Don't discourage her!

You're doing a fine job Kiki, keep up the milk!

No. 408436

>>408303
Watching right now. I'm kinda glad that she's actually going somewhere in a video instead of just skulking around her parents house and sitting in her room. But, wow. She sure does love the sound of her own voice. What a nothing ass video. She's not interesting to watch like at all. But despite all that, I weirdly do want her to improve. Maybe simmer down a bit and not point the camera at her face every 0.5 seconds. Idk.

No. 408437

>>408435
How are we supposed to critique her video without her getting offended and baleeting?

No. 408440

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>>408436
Same here. Keep uploading weekly Kiki. We love to hear the sound of your voice and to stare at your face just as much as you do

Also, image related: >>408366
A. Keep pressing that F5 non-stop
B. Good move. Better not promise anything than promise smthg and let your followers down (again)

No. 408441

>>408303
This might be reaching but I feel like she's trying to emulate Taylor's vlogs in a way

No. 408442

>>408441
It's not reaching. She is.

No. 408445

>>408441
no if she was, her vlog would have been entertaining

No. 408448

>>408445

They're both fucking boring and retarded. Only difference is Kaka's goes a step further an actually irritates people.

No. 408481

I think she isn't as annoying to her bf as we think. I'm sure in LA it's commonplace for people to be narcissistic enough to carry a camera around while staring at themselves. He is probably willing to overlook how annoying she is and go along with whatever vlogging ideas she has an doesn't mind appearing in her videos because he's hoping that he can benefit from whatever she has left of her e-fame. Didn't they meet in acting class? It's just more exposure for him.

No. 408483

>>408441
I agree, even the unnecessary length and constant focus on face and angles.

No. 408490

She wasn't annoying as she has been in the past, which is good. She acted more chill than I've seen her act with other men. Slight improvement.

No. 408493

>>408490
Actually I don't think she's been less annoying. Just less brag-y?
And that's true. She seemed more chill with him. With Taku it came off as she was trying to show him off as a fucking trophy.

No. 408496

>>408493
Taking in account what >>408481 said,they really fit each other if he's that much opportunistic and fame-hungry enough to scrape whatever e-fame she has left


> Sage for samefagging

No. 408497

>>408441
I was waiting for someone to say this cause I wasn't sure if it was too annoying to bring up.
Tinfoil but maybe she waited until she could find her new Asian boyfriend to make vlogs with so she can be like Taylor.
He doesn't crack a smile in that whole video. I thought he was going to after she said someone said he looked like Johnny Depp or something (I don't know, cause I had the volume down a bit cause I can't stand her chirping on and on) and he almost did but not quite.

No. 408511

>>408352
>look how much I know about surrounding areas in LA.

I hated this part. Lol

"So like you have to drive far to get them? WHEEEREE? LIKE, Riverside or something? The OC?"

Like she could have just asked the question. But no gotta sprinkle in some random counties to show you're a genuine socal native, lol.

I just really want Kiki to go back to Florida and be gator trash. Just get out Kiki no one likes you here

No. 408523

>>408303
Wow. She copied Taylor more than I imagined she would. Even the "end of the vlog" angle in bed, like what the fuck. And the car stuff. This girl… jesus.

No. 408525

>>408511
Apparently LA is the land of the self-righteous narcissistics, fame-hungry and vain (as people have said). I think she's right where she belongs yknow.

>>408523
Yeah I mostly watch only Taylor vlogs so yeah you could say that but isn't that a very "staple YT vlog" thing? I only watch grav3yardgirl besides Taylor so I wouldn't know. Genuine question y'all.

No. 408531

>>408525
A lot of vloggers vlog in the car and vlog in bed so I think that other anon is just reaching

No. 408543

>>408525
I agree but she's not even the type of narcissist that would thrive here. Like look at the YouTubers who moved to LA and became successful. Jeffrey Star, a narcissist but a strong person who isn't afraid to bite back hard. Trisha Paytas. A narcissist who isn't embarrassed to do anything for view$. Gigi gorgeous already rich but smart enough to land a Getty (strength is her gold digging). Even Sheena was crafty enough to latch onto a beta with deep pockets. And then murder him.

Kiki is fucking soft as fuck! Anything you say she blocks you. She blocks everyone. She is such a weak person that she can't even use her narcissism as a strength. Everything triggers her

No. 408553

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>>407068
>>407303
I'm sorry but I love this Kiki. I love the way she talks to herself and makes herself laugh hysterically, saying any bizarre thing or making any noise that pops in her mind, her weird voices and really bad jokes and skits. I wish she just stayed like this because she cracks me up. There's something to stupidly endearing about this Kiki to me.

No. 408555

>>408531
It's not a reach when Kaks spent what looks like the greater part of a year stalking Taylor and sperging. And I'm sure she still stalks her.

No. 408558

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No. 408564

>>408543
I give their relationship 6 more months max. Bobby already looks so done with her shit. He might be scared to break it off with her though, who knows how her manipulative psychotic ass will react.

No. 408580

Keeks is also gonna do a QA video just like Tay..

No. 408584

>>408564
>Bobby already looks so done with her shit.
Wtf anon REACHING

No. 408585

>>408584
Sperg-chan much?
(Saged)

No. 408588

>>408580
yes taylor is the only youtuber that does q and as

No. 408590

I always assumed that keeks only hunted for Asian men because she wanted a visa, but seeing how she is with an Asian-american now, I guess she really just has yellow fever.

No. 408604

>>408303
She sounded like a 4 year old this entire video. Gurl you're in your mid-twenties.

No. 408609

>>408590
That might be Cathy's influence. She used to encourage them to look at Asian models during their Stickam streams.

No. 408610

>>408590
Wellllllll….I sort of wonder if it's because she is competing with her sister. It's been hinted many times that Dakota has a hidden Japanese boyfriend or husband. If she would tell anyone about her relationship, it would be her sister.

Kiki tried to become a model in Japan and get a Japanese husbando/boyfriend like Dakota. This included completely revamping her image and trying to learn Japanese. Likewise, trolling this site and other observations anons have made show that Kiki is possibly the sister version of frenemies with her sister.

It's pretty obvious that her moving to L.A. to do acting was because she was falling behind and wanted a similar life to Dakota. With the posts she's made about Taylor when she trolled the site, it could also be that Kiki is trying to vicariously live as Taylor (she can't get into Japan, but can get an asian boyfriendu and work in entertainment, albeit not as a professional model).

No. 408611

>>408609
I've never heard this before. Got any deets?

No. 408624

>>408611
During some of their Stickams when Cathy was heard but not seen she would talk to Kaka and Koots about male actors like Josh Hartnett, Johnny Depp, and Robert Downey Jr. There was one time when they went looking for more ~exotic~ guys for Koots and looked up Asian models after Cathy talked about some Asian movie she watched. The use of the word Asian was all them, they never specified which part of Asia, just "Asian". It seemed like Cathy had the yellow fever because she did a lot of Googling different Asian actors and models. It was before Koots was in her dakotakoti phase and Kaka still had very light hair and extensions. Cathy told Koots she looked like a white Asian girl. There might be a video in an older Kooter thread since I'm pretty sure I saw it on lolcow. With all that and then Kooter making it to Japan and getting a boyfriend Cathy might have encouraged Kaka to do the same because of her seeming to put Asians on a pedestal.

No. 408647

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>>401819
U know how PPL joke about white girls having "soy latte fancy Frappuccinos" and shit?
Kiki takes it to the next level.

No. 408648

>>408624
> Cathy told Koots she looked like a white Asian girl

Oh

So that's where it all started

No. 408651

>>408647
That's definite shade at lolcow for criticizing her stupid lemonade and rose water smoothies and them being extra AF rofllll

No. 408654

>>408651
Thought the same

No. 408655

File: 1499609976134.png (440.94 KB, 540x784, Screenshot_2017-07-09-11-19-48…)

>>408647

BTW that's what it looks like

What's the point of having "activated charcoal" smoothie? What do you get out of it? Genuine question.

No. 408657

>>408588
>>408584
>>408531
>>408423
>>408421
>>408416
>>408396
>>408378
>>408242
>>408052
What's up with the Sperg-chans in this thread tho

And
no I don't think they're all the same person
no I don't think its Kiki/Ostrengas

No. 408663

>>408657
Sadly it just seems like the type of anons these girls attract.

No. 408666

>>408663
"These girls" as in girls like Kiki? Yeah. Maybe a die-hard Kiki fan found lolcow

No. 408667

File: 1499612273240.png (14.38 KB, 540x92, Screenshot_2017-07-09-11-58-31…)

LOL this kisara Viera shitlady bitch is a Kiki fan???

No. 408668

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>>408667
Of course Kisara, Kiki is fucking paranoid, maybe you're a lolcow anon for all she knows

No. 408684

>>408655
looks and probably taste like fabric softener

No. 408686

>>408655
Just wait until she finds out about spirulina and chlorella

No. 408687

>>408684
LOL it doesn't even look like it has HEALTH benefits when ingested? Unless you're on overdose idk

I've seen beauty products with activated charcoal but that's a whole different story from actually ingesting the thing

No. 408690

>>408647
>>408655
>What's the point of having "activated charcoal" smoothie? What do you get out of it? Genuine question.

Oh my god she's such a fucking idiot. Activated charcoal is used when you've poisoned yourself, it has a massive surface area so it absorbs things readily. she probably read that it soaks up "toxins" and took that to mean the woo definition of "toxin" - not actually poison like it means.

The way she just jumps onto every pseudo-scientific fad makes me so mad.

No. 408701

>>408690

OK now I'm legitimately worried about her

http://www.webmd.com/vitamins-and-supplements/activated-charcoal-uses-risks

> Side effects. When you take it by mouth, activated charcoal can cause:black stools, black tongue, vomiting or diarrhea, constipation. In more serious cases, it can cause gastrointestinal blockages.

>Risks. Do not combine activated charcoal with drugs used for constipation. This can cause electrolyte imbalances and other problems.
> Activated charcoal may also reduce absorption of certain nutrients

This shit is 100% unnatural (see link above), is best used for poisoning overdose and even the research on it being good for cholesterol/hangovers is not certain (Again, link above) and not only it has pretty bad risks and side effects it might reduce absorption of nutrients.

Kiki, if you're not too busy having a major vomiting/diarrhea crisis of your life, listen:

Stop it. I know you're on this ride to prove us wrong and be the ultimate super food eater/toxin-free bitch in the hood but this shit is NOTa smoothie ingredient. Doesn't matter how much lavender and macadamia milk you blend it with.

No. 408704

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>>408690
> The way she just jumps onto every pseudo-scientific fad makes me so mad

Her followers ain't any better
> recipe??
> "can u ingest it?" "yes def you can just do overdo it!"

No. 408705

>>408704
> adding it in "milk" drinks seem to be a newish trend (…) I've seen it mixed with actual drinks this summer like black martinis lol

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE POEPLE

No. 408711

File: 1499622424923.jpg (62.13 KB, 640x360, The Great Gatsby 0907201712461…)

>>408701
To keeks

No. 408732

>>408648
Damn…Glad Dakota got away from that crazy family..

No. 408738

>>408704
All that bad science, jesus.

I wonder what story Kiki will invent to defend this. After all, she never takes responsibility or backs down on anything. Can't lose to da haturz!

No. 408739

>>408738
she probably won't address any of the possible risks unless a follower points it out or merely question it. That's when she goes full "massive 'I am educating you on this subject I clearly have no knowledge of' rants".

No. 408742

>>408701
>>408738
Yeah it's one thing for her to argue about honey being ethical, even though she's just being her annoying argumentative self she at least has a valid point. But this is straight up irresponsible, stupidity. IIRC she hasn't hopped onto any dangerous fads before this, just stupid snake oil scams, it's somehow not as milky when she's recommending shit that will actually potentially harm people.

No. 408754

File: 1499627089751.png (763.88 KB, 600x719, 964.png)

Keekz eating habits reminds me of this.

No. 408765

>>408754
>activated almonds
always fucking gets me

No. 408788

>>408701
tbh I'm rather worried for any dumb fan or dumb random person who happens to see that post and drink these too.

No. 408789

>>408788
>>408704

…nevermind

No. 408791

>>408355
He's probably only interested in Keek's nipple shirt that she mentioned.
Don't forget those gaudy earrings and granny pants. Wait, she's an easy lay for him.

No. 408793

>>408558
lol true can't wait for the breakup. Poor bobby will be digging his own grave & Keeks would throw him in with her spazzy behavior. Not to mention I bet old Bobby picks up the tab for all her meals.

No. 408794

>>408791
I'm still trying to figure out how's that a nipples shirt at all? It was a… pretty tame mesh, crew neck top with a jacket on top?

> She's an easy lay

That he's gotta paid her expensive grocery bills and put up with her 12-year-old maturity babbling and all vegan everything.

>>408789
Can't wait for the recipe videos "guys it tastes so good and is full of good nutrients for your body, very cleansing and good for detoxing…"

No. 408795

>>408794
True haha don't forget her childish-exaggerated voice. I wish I was deaf after listening to her video tbh

No. 408798

>>408789

Yeah anyone who drinks this shit with martini and says it's "a newish trend" deserves all the side-effects coming their way

No. 408808

>>408580
Anyone checked on the questions people sent her? That shits gonna be a long-ass boring, wishy-washy, ego party

No. 408811

>>408795
It's really funny hearing that voice she puts on after remembering how she sounded way before she started trying to be some ethereal empath goddessuuu.

No. 408813

In my experience of living in SoCal for 8 years, she's in the perfect place for all the made up psudeoscience BS to last her for decades. She will undoubtedly have more and more and more of this kind of stuff coming our way. And guaranteed she things activated charcoal is helping her "purge heavy metals".
The reason her BF doesn't think it's weird is because everyone there is already like this and he's already paying 8x the reasonable price for anything. I'd noticed that a lot of dudes will put up with a lot of this stuff for companionship. LA can be lonely AF.

No. 408817

>>408813
This so much. I'm surprised more people haven't heard of activated charcoal drinks, in the white parts of LA they sell them everywhere and its literally just black grainy water.

No. 408823

>>408655
Ah, good to see that she hasn't changed in all those years. She unprivated the recipe videos from her channel and I didn't know them so I clicked on one:
"I'll teach you how to make a vegan pudding that has omega 3 and 6, good fats for your body and it's great for your DNA and we need good DNA for good genes and less mutations."

I don't think she was joking when she said that. I feel a bit bad for her, falling for all these health trends… it has killed enough people because they tend to refuse medication when they're sick.

>>408817
Yeah, I've had activated charcoal before. It just makes things black and fun-looking. It's been around for a while now, I'm not even in SoCal. A bit of charcoal isn't going to kill you, otherwise all these restaurants would be in trouble.

No. 408840

>>408823
>good DNA and good genes

Uh, I'm sorry but if whatever you're eating is changing your DNA you should probably stop eating it because that is not a GOOD thing.

I hope she never has kids.

No. 408845

>>408823
You watched the video. Do you think this girl can be allowed with making activated charcoal smoothies with no adult supervision?

Also its so fucking weird to me anyone would… even look at activated charcoal and think "this. I'm ingesting this thing that's 100% manufactured and has risks and potential side effects. It probably will taste DELICIOUS"

> I'll teach you how to make a vegan pudding that has omega 3 and 6, good fats for your body and it's great for your DNA and we need good DNA for good genes and less mutations

~educate others on health

No. 408846

>>408817
> the white parts of LA
LOL ofc it is. It's black grainy water and people actually drink it because…? Also, just for chuckles: how much does it cost

No. 408862

>>408303
OMG the way she is just constantly staring at herself in her camera the whole time is so obnoxious. She comes across as completely unlikable. And when does she honk anyone wants to watch her boring car conversations? They have nothing interesting to say and absolutely no chemistry or rapport together.

No. 408874

>>408823
Another one! She doesn't spew any misinformation but there's some cringy "looking at herself while filming" and over sharing "you noticed I'm shirtless? I cook shirtless/braless". Like. You could've let that part out, people wouldve thought you were just wearing some sort of cami top. Why share this info? Bc quirk?

No. 408878

>>408754
"cultured vegies"
This is perfect, anon. Goddessuu Leeloo would never eat anything uncultured, or with a normal spelling.

No. 408879

>>408874
I like how this video was like a minute and thirty seconds of her face, then maybe 2 minutes of actual cooking, then another two minutes of her face.

No. 408898

>>408874
Shirtless? She's wearing a black shirt around the 1:40 mark.

No. 408899

>>408874
saddest looking ramen ever

No. 408900

>>408874
Cook you stupid bitch, nobody wants to turn on a recipe video just to see your cakey face and shitty slides for most of it.
Now, as for your shitty cooking:
>no-beef bouillon cube
Because making a vegetable stock is too difficult?
Because you have something better to do during your day?
>sprays the liquid amino into the measuring spoon for two minutes
Holy shit, just unscrew the cap and pour.
>using teriyaki sauce
Again, you can't mince up garlic, ginger, and add soy sauce and sugar yourself?
>nutritional yeast, for no reason
>boils the noodles forever
>too lazy to chop the scallions and lemongrass, just shreds them in
Then she's so uncreative that she can't think of any other vegan toppings like carrots, kombu, shiitake, corn, spinach, enoki, bean sprouts…there's just fucking nothing.

No. 408904

>>408900
Anon you ok? You sound angry af

No. 408905

>>408900
You take your cooking way too seriously, friend.

No. 408906

File: 1499650322396.gif (3.35 MB, 500x281, 1475941123633.gif)

>>408904
>>408905
>it's a recipe video
>"Woah anon don't talk about her mediocre cooking!"

No. 408907

>>408904
>>408905

Not that anon but they have a point. A cooking video is meant to sell the dish, not the chef's face or awkward kitchen skillz.

No. 408912

>>408905
The best part is when anon is complaining because Kiki used teriyaki sauce instead of making it herself LOL I'm literally laughing.

No. 408914

>>408912
And how dare she not make her own vegetable stock!

No. 408915

>>408912
Nobody makes ramen broth using teriyaki sauce. It was telling her how to actually make the broth. Stop being insecure about your lazy cooking.

No. 408917

>>408898 in the Ramen making video?
>>408879 lol yeah that's Kiki for ya
>>408906 ok… you do sound pretty angry, but I agree with some points. That's a pretty bland, sad looking Ramen. It was mostly "muh face" 60% of the time. Did you see her last cooking video? She uses powdered garlic on the pasta ffs

No. 408919

>>408900
>>408917
While I do agree, this video is five years old and there's no point in talking too much about it I think. I'm more excited about her new video next week, although I'm happy that I get to see the old ones now.

>>408845
Fair. She shouldn't be trusted with it, really.

>>408846
It's relatively cheap but something you usually get in health food stores.

No. 408920

>>408904
>>408905
>>408912
>>408914
Now just wait for that call-out anon to show up and say that these posts are coming from hardcore Kiki fans. I think we all agree she's a walking turd but the nitpicking and reaching that goes on in her thread is crazy. It rivals any other thread on lolcow. Especially when there are so many valid reasons to laugh at her like her stupid drinks and pseudosciences she follows or her batshit obsession with Taylor.

>>408915
Hers is supposed to be lazy too. It's supposed to be a step up from instant ramen, not actual ramen shop quality. She said she makes it quickly when she gets home from classes. She's using stupid ingredients and her broth sounds fucking disgusting.

No. 408938

>>408920
Call-out anon here bitch. I already commented :)
>>408917

No. 408952

>>408920
>the nitpicking and reaching that goes on in her thread is crazy.
Hahaha then anon gets super mad at anons criticizing her angry shit

>>408938
So you were responding to yourself?

No. 408954

>>408952
Wtf?

I am >>408657 aka call out anon, who >>408920 was referring to.

Th-that was it. How could I be "responding to myself"?

Side note: while I do agree that there's nitpicking on this thread, I also believe the anons I mentioned at >>408657 were too eager to defend Kiki at anything
> u made a joke she is gonna be alt right? Fuck off shes dated guys with brown eyes and hair (I'm pretty sure one of them said smthg like that at a simple edgy joke)
> THIS ANON IS REACHING THAT ANON IS REACHING ALL ANONS R REACHING (many anons)

So yeah. There's that.

Eh, sage for derailing

No. 408957

>>408954
Quit attention whoring. This thread isn't about you.

No. 408958

>>408919
> I'm more excited about her new video next week

Same here but I have a feeling it's gonna be super boring. She's gonna dodge all the "hard" questions, dance around many and focus most time on the boring ones. I have her other FAQ (3 videos long) for foundation so… :P

But hey hopefully I'll be wrong and then she'll actually be straightforward about things or remotely entertaining.

I'm on the fence. I think a bit like >>408553 about this whole new thing Kiki is doing

No. 408959

How about we wrap it up, you guys. This is getting excessive.

No. 408961

>>408959
Hey I was done at >>408954
Fuck that

No. 408966

Stop derailing or there will be bans.

No. 408969

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Watch these questions get answered

No. 408970

>>408900

don't vegans need to supplement with nutritional yeast?

No. 408972

>>408970
Umm.. no, not all of them.

No. 408988

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>>408817
Kind of like this stuff. I actually expected this stuff to have activated charcoal in it, but it doesn't.

No. 409000

>>408970
No.

>>408920
I couldn't come back for three hours because mod thought I had to calm down over a tongue in cheek post with aggressive tones. Trust me, I wasn't actually mad.
Seriously, since when aren't we allowed to nitpick cow material?
People are shitting on Jill's magical girl meme in the Pixielocks thread.
People are shitting on Yumi's haul and cooking videos.
People are shitting over Moo's choice of getting vodka on a plane.

If this is a new rule it needs to be written. I was just having a little fun.

No. 409021

>>408874
her fucking voice omfg she sounds like a fucking rugrat character

No. 409022

>>408874
Oh my… Oh my god. This is the worst. Her cringey voice and fake "accent??" Oh fuck. I'm a chef. Who the fuck just rips off scallions oh my God this is so fucking terrible girl what Tf???

No. 409045

>>408904
>>408905
>>408912
I For one am glad we have Michelin anon this board works great when experts chime in

Anyway. I really can't watch any of Kikis old videos. Or new ones. It is just too painful. So she definitely won't be getting adsense from me.

No. 409046

>>408874
I agree this video is obnoxious, but she gets a pass from me only because it's a five year old video.

(Still cringey AF though)

I think it's more amusing that she says Top Ramen is vegan in the video, but doesn't use it (because she says that it's full of preservatives and such) and then one of the comments says "Top Ramen isn't vegan" and she's like, "OMG DID U EVEN WATCH MY VIDEO?"

Not, "My bad, I thought it was, you're right".
Not, "I didn't know that. Thanks for the info".
I think this is her major character flaw. It won't kill you to admit you're wrong once in a while.

No. 409057

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>>409000
> Seriously, since when aren't we allowed to nitpick cow material?
People are shitting on Jill's magical girl meme in the Pixielocks thread.
People are shitting on Yumi's haul and cooking videos.
People are shitting over Moo's choice of getting vodka on a plane
LOL wtf lolcow

>>409046
And that's actually 5 years old! Never change

>>409045
100 agreed

Image related: I'm confuse. Is it one of those cheeky YT intros? Didn't she know how to do those herself?
I'm half happy bc hey! At least she isn't stealing work Lil Kitten style!
The other hAlf is just curious.

No. 409059

>>409057
Love when Kiki tries to speak like a black girl. Or I'm sorry her "gangsta" voice. I'm just waiting for YouTube to get mad at her because she is a racist, uneducated hick deep down and is bound to do some cultural appropriation racist shit.

Assuming people still watch her

No. 409066

>>408655
Late, but ingesting activated charcoal can interfere with some meds, including birth control.

No. 409072

>>409066
HAHAHAHAHHA just imagine
> mommy how was I born
> bc I believed in some fad science shit you Lil bitch

No. 409075

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>>408303
>'I knew I had to continue to make videos in order to help you guys see that there's a better way without cruelty'
kiki plz

No. 409081

You know what I wana see?
I wana see Kiki be honest.
Kiki would have the potential to be somewhat likeable by yt fans who aren't completely stupid by taking it down at least 12 notches and act more humbled. The fake cheery martyr narcissism easily creates an air of doubt around her from anyone who isn't completely naive. Even if you can't pinpoint what's up, you can tell something isn't right because she's so forced ALL the time. Constantly trying to act cute. If she humbled herself at least a little, found some comfort in self-depreciating lighthearted humor rather than take compliments, maybe she wouldn't be so insufferable. It would reel in a newer crowd that isn't aware of her past antics.

No. 409084

>>409081
You took the words out of my mouth (or my fingers)

> Even if you can't pinpoint what's up, you can tell something isn't right because she's so forced ALL the time.


Pretty much that. I kiiind of like her stuff but this shit turns me off so hard and I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one

> found some comfort in self-depreciating lighthearted humor rather than take compliments, maybe she wouldn't be so insufferable


Yes, most people seem to be into it (self depreciating humor) BUT it goes directly against her "love yourself" "love and light" "inspirational" persona.

No. 409086

>>409081
I agree. I kind of want her to change and just have fun with her YouTube and everything and not try to appear like a narcissist/ someone that tries so hard all the time.

I think what's stopping her is that she can't let go of her past. She says it's because people will keep bringing up her name but I think it's more because everything is still connected to it and she's really holding on to the few followers that stuck around. Even making a video saying she changed, admitting mistakes she made in the past etc would help so much. Of course people will keep bringing it up when she never addresses anything.

No. 409089

>>409084
>Yes, most people seem to be into it (self depreciating humor) BUT it goes directly against her "love yourself" "love and light" "inspirational" persona.

It definitely doesn't though, if anything it would improve it. Secure people can make fun of themselves and see their flaws. The whole love yourself movement is supposed to be about knowing you have flaws but liking yourself anyway, right?

No. 409104

>>409081
>I wana see Kiki be honest.
riiiight
haha Anon be honest, even if she passed a polygraph test (lie detector) in front of your eyes you'd be saying something like she practiced before taking it and that it's easy to pass, lol what's being honest to you anyway? doing exactly what you say?

No. 409109

>>409104
NAYRT but polygraph tests are complete bullshit. There is no way of proving that someone is telling the truth by analysing them.

And you're stupid for thinking every anon here has the same opinion. Contrary as it sounds, we're not a hivemind, lots of anons have very different opinions about the people posted here. Hence all the infighting. Sure, some anons would post what you've said, but that doesn't mean that anon would.

You probably want to calm your stanning down or you're gonna get
>hi kiki'd
or banned for WKing.

No. 409113

>>409104
LMAO lil sperg attacks again

>>409089
No, I didn't mean the actual movement. I meant the cheesy, new age stuff she's into. A couple of my friends are like that and it's all "omg whatever I say will be absorbed by the universe anD thrown back at my life I must only say positive words" etc. IMO Kiki is more into this kind of thing

> I think what's stopping her is that she can't let go of her past

Bc of the shit things she did? I don't think anyone would bring that up at this point. Even people who know the whole Sperg-chan deal. It could be bc she was bullied at 2007 and can't get past it since then? Idk some sort of blockage /arm-chair diagnosis

No. 409115

>>409104
>>408667
For some reason I want to believe Kisara Vera is lil spergie. Likes Kiki + probably knows of lolcows

I known it's dumb and unlikely but,let me have that y'all. Let me have that dream.

No. 409121

>>409115
It's definitely someone with some sort of vendetta or just is plain jealous of Kiki lmao. I've been following lilou since 2008 abd seen all the actual shitty things she's done in real time and I don't even hate her as much as Lil Sperg does.

No. 409123

>>409121


What. Sperg-chan was Kiki. She spammed the board with disgusting gore, said nasty vitriolic things about Taylor and whiteknighted herself.

Sperg chan is not someone who hates kiki?

No. 409128

>>409123
Yes anon, the actual Sperg chan was indeed Kiki. But the person actually sperging in THIS thread is probably someone who is secretly jealous of Kiki.

No. 409143

>>409121
>>409128
What? I get the vibes lil sperg actually likes Kiki and is eager to defend her and take meanie anons down I mean >>409104

No. 409153

>>409121
Oh wow so criticizing anons' opinions and shit now makes you a troll here and jelly of Kiki (wtf isn't that a contradiction?) lol I love that you can't even decide if I was defending her or jelly of her.
SAGE for useles infight

No. 409155

>>409123
oh wait, hahaha are you talking about that anon who is always nitpicking and hating on everything Kiki does itt? the chef anon? because if that's the case I agree, that's the sperg, not the people being logical here.

No. 409157

Just clear up things :

Original sperg-chan: Kiki.

After that incident anons started to missuse that concept and call "sperg chan" everyone who disagrees with them (and not only itt)

In this thread,

there's a small group of anons with a hate boner for Keeks. Anon says there's "one" anon defending keeks and she says it's a sperg.

There's another group of anons making fun of the nitpicking and reaching itt.

the infighting is between these two groups

No. 409163

Stop infighting, I don't want to keep having to come back to this thread. Last warning for any off topic or infighting from now on.

No. 409165

Can we not cannibalize each other and focus on the task at hand:

Kiki clearly needs a graphic designer help >>409057 and how many offers do y'all think she'll turn down bc she's suspicious it's one of us?
Plus: hey! If you're reading this and is a professional as such, take this opportunity as a further step in your career (farmer or not! A job is a job)

No. 409177

>>409165
We should get draw anon from the moomoo thread to make something for her.

No. 409187

>>409177
LOLLLLL I'd die someone please summon them

No. 409190

>>409177
What!? Like,legitimately offer their designing services or just… between us?

I'm not familiar with such "draw anon" so I'm clueless

No. 409193

Look how many nice banners we have clearly we can help her.

No. 409197

Kaka is riding Danny Trejo's dick pretty hard on Twitter does she expect a z list celebrity to hook her up with film roles. Ok I'll be nice compared to kaka he is an Academy Award winning actor.

No. 409198

>>409190
I'd love it if draw anon did a serious piece for her, since we'd all know a ~hater~ did it. But something between us would fucking hilarious too.

Peep at Momokun Cosplay's current thread picture, and thats draw anon's masterpiece. She is a national treasure,

No. 409212

>>409197
If she's working the camp horror circuit, which she seems to be, he'd actually be a good connection. It's not like she's immediately trying to land Oscar-bait roles, or even trying at all. The horror scene is perfect for a crazy bitch like her.

No. 409213

>>409057
why just don't ask help to dakota huh?
weren't you guys fancying yourselves as artists and designers and whatnot

No. 409222

>>409212
Well this car trip https://www.instagram.com/p/BVyHnPxg0yJ/ was to go get tacos in a day when Danny Trejo would be there. Get connections Kaka! If Bobby is into cuckhold, that's even better for you two

>>409193
I know right!

>>409198
I just did! They really are something. Ok now I'm really hoping they can get this.
But part of me doubt it. I cam see Kiki taking note on the exact day and time of this comment >>409057 and immediate, automatically turning down all the graphic designers that would come up after that.

No. 409228

>>408274
That's rich. This comes from a girl who is judging others. Thanks for the share. >>408275
Of course it's different. No sizes vs another country are the same. I admit since the first time I went the people have gotten bigger but that's because of diet and changes with in society. If anything she is seriously very catty and disrespectful. Meh

>>408271
Tokyo does many events and they pop up a lot. It's like a trap to keep people in that city.

Seriously thanks for the laugh.

Also, puppet master film looks like they kept it dark to cover the mistakes. Getting little traction outside of few articles and they aren't praising it.

No. 409230

>>409198
Would it be OK to hint at draw anon in momokun thread? Like, "hey draw anon, the people from the neighbor thread are talking about your work. Our lolcow is looking for a Web designer"?

Would that be…

Anti-ethical within the realm of lolcow or smthg?

No. 409233

>>409222
>Get connections Kaka! If Bobby is into cuckhold, that's even better for you two

I know that a lot of anons have a huge hateboner for Keeks and don't want to see her find any form of happiness, but imagine how awesome it would be to see her hanging out with Trejo and blossoming into a career trashy horror actress. It's truly the most fitting 'success' story for her. Not glamorous as she seems to hope/have once hoped, but something eccentric like her and befitting of her weird ass life. I'm rooting for you Kiki!

No. 409234

>>409233
Yeah sperg-chan that would be amazing

No. 409236

>>409233
In my mind: more Kiki success = less emotionalnbreakdowns = more cringy milk

I'm all up for it. I want her to win a fucking Oscar this year.

No. 409243

>>409236
This is a good point. the more asspats she gets the more confidence she gets against us haters. but seeing such a shitty person be successful is also infuriating

No. 409280

>>409243
>infuriating
It's not like she doesn't deserve to have good times anon…

No. 409286

>>409280
Im sorry when did lolcow become asslicking Stan chat? She deserves karma to hit her full force between the eyes not puppies and rainbows. Sage for fuckery

No. 409291

>>409280
She deserves nothing.

No. 409293

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>>409280
She agrees

No. 409294

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>>409280
However

No. 409295

>>409286
>Im sorry when did lolcow become asslicking Stan chat?
Uhhhh do you not know anything about the namesake of /pt/? It's okay to not obsessively hate on someone featured here and even hope that they find some level of success and happiness. It comes off as tryhardery, instability, and possibly jealousy, given what most of the people who've accidentally outed themselves as lolcow posters are like, when some anons are unable to accept ANY comment that isn't soaked in hatred. Keep the a-logging in KF and PULL.

>She deserves karma to hit her full force between the eyes not puppies and rainbows.

Her entire miserable, failure-ridden life has been karma. If she dies the same person as she used to be then that's one thing, but if she can somehow overcome her problems and learn from her mistakes, then good for her. She deserves the fruits of her labor if so. It's not like she's violent or abusive like many of the cows here.

>>409293
>>409294
Did senpai notice us?

No. 409296

>>409295
LOL these are old, I was joking around sorry.

No. 409297

>>409295
Samefagging, but to expand:
If your comments are coming off as Splergchan's were towards Taylor…that's really not a good look.

>>409296
Aw, dang. I wonder if she's still visiting lolcow. Probably can't help herself.

No. 409324

if she became a humble human being that could admit even the smallest mistakes it would be a step in the right direction but let's face it she won't change and proof of sperg chan and her deleting posts says she is the same bitch she has always been.

No. 409326

>>409293
>>409294
The irony is so milky.

No. 409384

>>408972
>>409000

The only ~vegan knowledge I know is based off of trendy vegan youtubers and I've heard them mention it a few times. Thanks for the clarification

No. 409415

>>409081
you guys are so fucking weird. kiki only had a moment because she was the most hated girl on myspace because she was a spoiled cunt. not everyone is cut out to be a personality on social media - no one fucking wants her and she's never going to "make it", sudden change in humility or not.

stop it with these weird hopeful fanfics and enjoy her desperate reaches for notoriety LONG expired. she was replaced by her own sister who is spoiled milk ffs.

No. 409417

>>409295
when has kiki ever been happy that didn't include her prostituting it online like she was better than everyone else

her fucking mother tweeted the dalai lama for money so she could go to california, these people are fucking idiots and don't understand the concept of "being happy", they need only care about status and appearances otherwise this clearly mentally ill woman would be in treatment not LA pursing an acting career at 25.

No. 409466

>>409415
Erm…anon. You do realize these suggestions are made for more milk, right? It isn't some fantasy. All I'm seeing is suggestions that come about due to her failing desperation to get attention. It's like you aren't in on the joke.
Dumbass.

No. 409500

>>409081
Yeah, no, that's not gonna happen.

No. 409523

>>405136
> Heres my period zit
> I'm getting my period in a week
> posted July 1st

DO any of you ever wake up at night and wonder…
Has Kikk gotten her period already?

No. 409551

>>409415
>she's never going to "make it", sudden change in humility or not.
And pixyteri's never gonna make it to Japan or become a kawaii idoru. Doesn't mean that we can't egg her on and watch her as she tries. Also, this >>409466.

>>409523
What's up with keeks and periods?

No. 409585

>>409551
The unconscious desire to not have it this time and find out she's having a cute haffu baby she can expose on social media and go all Xiaxue

No. 409595

>>409551
Not sure what her deal is with periods but she's been going on about them forever. From that nasty messy picture of it all down her leg to constantly complaining about her "painful menses" and needing to go to the ER constantly. Her reproductive system is probably all kinds of fucked up.

No. 409603

>>409595
On the video where she mentions her sexual assault, she blames this kind of thing on her rape, and presents a statistics that a large number (I think 80%?) Of women who were sexually assaulted experience this kind of painful periods bc "everything inside just shuts in", according to her.

I'm no professional so I can't debunk nor back her up on that.

No. 409605

>>409603
"Mentions" as in, she talks about it for half an hour. I am NOT SAYING IT'S GOOD OR BAD thing. I am just stating.

No. 409630

>>409603
It's probably bullshit.

Kiki believes in a lot of new agey shit, so my guess this would be something along the lines of psychic trauma or that thing idiots believe about water retaining memories. It's good that she hasn't gone down that whole
>Periods are your body expelling toxins from meat/animal products and not actually natural
rabbit hole though

I'm honestly surprised she still has periods, with how skinny she is and the state of her skin and hair. Then again, she does eat a decent amount of fat according to her what I eat vids.

Or maybe she's spoopy and talks about them constantly because she doesn't actually have them kek.

No. 409637

>>409603
>>409630
Women who have been sexually assaulted are more likely to experience gynaecological symptoms like dysmenorrhea https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16970013

This is the only science I've found relating to that statement. Where she got that 80% of women who have been sexually assaulted experience dysmenorrhea I have no idea, I'm not very experienced in searching pubmed though. I doubt there's a study saying that the cause would be that "everything inside just shuts in" anyway..

No. 409648

>>409603
>"everything inside just shuts in", according to her.

Oof. Aside from the period part and bunk science, that sounds like vaginismus, which sucks for her if so. And her boyfriendo…

No. 409650

>>409637
Yeah, I guess that this explanation was on her.

When I heard she saying 80% my brain kinda denied that data as truth bc it was so absurd lol

Thanks for the link anon!

>>409630
Yeah other anon provided proof but she's pretty new agey so she probably thinks it's the body retaining trauma and she needs to heal etc etc etc.

Like, in her escoliosis video she mentioned the doc saYing "it couldve been caused by a trauma" so she linked the scoliosis to a car accident she had and said she was on a journey to revert "the curve"in her spine… despite it being fucking impossible without surgery /tangent2

Fucking hippies, man.

No. 409654

>>409648
Hey! What do you know, one of the causes for vaginismus is sexual assault/abuse and other stuff like hostile home environment, invasive abuse etc

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginismus

Well. That's unpleasant and sad

No. 409665

>>409648
>>409654
You're taking the bullshit she says is the cause of her menstrual cramps and are applying it to "what it sounds like" to have vaginismus, concluding that since sexual abuse can cause it and she was sexually abused she has it? That's a hefty leap to a conclusion right there

No. 409673

>>409665
OMG literally purge yourself.

I happened to check on vaginismus out of curiosity and the cause of sexual assault (which she has been thru and is being mentioned) was there. And I pointed it out. And then I felt sad.

There.

There is all.

Fucking cunt.

No. 409685

Since when was Kiki "sexually assaulted"? Her "rape" was only statutory, if Danny did brutally rape Kiki badly enough to cause her those kinds of problems, they would have gone after him a lot harder than they did, with actual rape charges, and not just trying to trap him with the promise of drugs and jailbait and chasing him off a roof.

No. 409695

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>>409685
Eh, she differs
> he physically attacked me as well
I'm not taking her side or trying to debunk her or anything. That's just a comment she made.

No. 409706

>>409695
And I remember back when she made that video a "hater" comment popped up and her reply was posted on PULL (now it's gone), and I remember very clearly she stated there that Danny would rape her brutally, ask how it was and when she didn't respond bc she was crying, he'd angrily kick her out of the bed into the floor and go to sleep while she laid on the ground feeling so much pain. Plus other incidents.

The reason I remember it it's bc it was a very… shocking thing to read (and believe, yes). And very detailed. Maybe someone can find it? It was posted on her old site, kikikannibal.com which is now gone.

So if anyone can find it, it'd be a charm.

Personal opinion: there's not much we can say to prove or disprove that. I can only say the things she told IN THAT SPECIFIC COMMENT THAT'S NOW DELETED are… not very believable. And lying about something like this, about someone that isn't around is… a shitty behavior. But again it all might be true and I am doubting a girl who was a victim of atrocious abuse.

[Disclaimer]

Please let's try our best to not derail the thread.

I'm saying this bc I've witnessed way too many Kiki threads being derailed bc of "hot topics" like this (Danny, the age thing etc). Let's stay on focus guys.

No. 409707

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>>409706
She even added her superburn against the mean hater. JFC

No. 409715

>>409673
Dude…take it down a notch.
What the fuck is even going on? You're cancer.
>>409695
It is a pretty touchy subject. While I want to give her the benefit of the doubt in this situation, Kiki has made many outrageous claims. You can't blame us for being doubtful when she's spent so long lying about….literally everything.

No. 409735

I don't have the screenshots anymore but she had posts post "her rape" where she talked about his tiny dick and we all know when we are being raped we want a BIG dick

No. 409781

>>409715
> While I want to give her the benefit of the doubt in this situation, Kiki has made many outrageous claims

Pretty much what I meant. We don't want to "doubt the victim" but at the same time there are things that simply don't fall together or are doubtful.

The comment she was responding to was a girl saying she experienced domestic violence and to Kiki immediately jump ship and be like "oh yeah I experienced that TOO". It's a bit… weird. It reads as if "no-one could have had more abuse than me, I'm the queen-victim"

No. 409784

>>409781
Agreed, Kaka's reaction is not a regular one of someone who experienced abuse..

No. 409790

>>409735
I remember that too.

Two things that also make me doubt her rape story is:
1.) The fact that on her old tumblr, she actually wished rape on someone. Granted, the person was an animal abuser, but the way she said it seemed like she thought it was funny. She even edited that part out of the tumblr post years later after it was pointed out on here. (there's still a screenshot of the original post in one of her old threads)

2.) The fact that she made that hate site about him years after he died. I honestly don't know much about rape victims, but I feel like an actual victim of rape wouldn't want to ever think about their rapist ever again, let alone have tons of pictures of them saved on their computer to make a hate site about them.

No. 409791

>>409790
> let alone have tons of pictures of them saved on their computer to make a hate site about them

Shit I can't think of anyone who would even have random pictures of their ex-bf on their computer. Specially when they're effing dead.

>>409784
Yeah but at the same time,she really did cry "for the naive girl" she was before Danny on the video where she talks about her sexual assault so I'm not sure. She really did seem legitimately hurt and I felt sorry for her, even wept a bit at that part… but now I'm wondering if that was faked (far fetched but oh well) lol

No. 409810

I'm new to Kiki and I have to ask, where does she get all this money? To eat at expensive vegan restaurants and stuff? She can't be getting that much from doing shitty little film projects

No. 409812

>>409810
From her parents obviously.

No. 409813

>>409812
Or her bf Bobby Hatanaka. Apparently he is an entrepeneur and there were links to his businesses in later threads.

No. 409814

>>409706
I don't buy it. She didn't start claiming brutal rape until after he was dead, after the "the last person to mess with us ended up dead" comments, and after filing for bankruptcy to avoid being sued for his death. Like I said, if that really did happen, Scott/Cathy/Dakota would have noticed a change in her, they would have pressed charges, something. Victims of brutal sexual assault don't gradually become more traumatized by it over time while acting like a cocky, arrogant bitch during the time the rape was supposedly happening.

I don't doubt he was probably too rough with her and she didn't like it, but hey. That's why 13-14 year olds shouldn't be having sexual with adults and hernparwnts should have never allowed it to happen.

No. 409820

>>409814
That is because you have NO idea of how sexual Trauma works. when she was infatuated with that boy, she probably did not see it has rape, as she matured she realised how badly she got taken advantage off, hence her pain.

The only person at fault here is that sleazypedo that groomed and raped her

No. 409825

>>409820
So it wasn't rape until she broke up with him? That's not how rape works. You don't adore your rapist just because he's your boyfriend at the time of the rape and then start claiming he's a rapist when you break up. That's the same shit as when a girl claims rape after getting dumped by a guy she has no problems with while they were dating.

No. 409833

>>409814
Fully agreed.

>>409820
That doesn't make much sense in my head. So she was too infatuated to feel pain but once they break up "oh shit only now that's he's dead I realize I was brutally raped". I know sexual trauma can happen in various forms but this… doesn't make sense.

Like the other anon said, yeah it was trauma bc she was too young to know better and yes, he was a pedo creep, but she started stretching the narrative once he was dead.

No. 409837

>>409820
P. sure her parents were at fault too, since they lied about her age and let him move in with their underage daughter, and he didn't find out she was 14 until after he was there. Plus Cathy was collecting their used condoms as 'proof' of their relationship for the haterz. None of them started shittalking Danny and calling him a rapist, pedophile who 'groomed' her until they broke up, and even then Kiki didn't start calling him a rapist until much later when she dropped her MySpace persona and started being a ~love and light~ victim of literally everything. If anything, her parents are the pedos, since they were the ones going along with her lying about her age to Danny and letting an adult live in their 14 year old's bedroom.

No. 409841

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>>409706
Oh-Kay not the deleted post that was mentioned, but here's a screenshow from her first thread here. Its a comment she did on things Danny (supposedly) pulled, right after she uploaded the video talking about sexual assault on her channel

No. 409863

it freaks me out that people don't want to believe she could be sexually assaulted? yes we all know kiki is a shitty person and a liar but her own mother let a grown ass adult fuck her 13-14 year old kid for myspace points. that is traumatizing in itself

No. 409867

>>409863
Just because it was fucked up doesn't mean it was sexual assault. I'm not denying she could have been raped, I just satin I don't believe she was, based on her behavior and history of lying about literally whatever she has to in order to be seen as a victim. If she was brutally raped by Danny severely enough to cause long lasting physical damage, she wouldn't have been perfectly fine living with him, doing photo shoots with him, and bragging about the size of his dick to her MySpace friends. If she was brutally raped by Danny her behavior would have changed, she would have shown signs of trauma that her parents would have seen and done something about. She didn't start claiming rape until she deleted her MySpace and was fully ostracized from the scene community and everyone she lorded her relationship over was over her and moving on with their lives, meanwhile Kiki was rehashing and embellishing all her old drama for Rolling Stone while pretending to be a delicate little bullied waif who never did anything wrong.

No. 409892

>>409863
I never said in this thread it wasnot sexual assault (tho there are people in this thread who may disagree) but my point here >>409841
>>409695
>>409706
Is that she stretched the thing into a very dramatic narrative, which is unnecessary.

Like "statutory rape sounds too light. I gotta be the victim of victims. Oh, that person commented she suffered domestic violence? Well, so did I. Can't lose that victim card. Also it was brutal, scene move rape where he'd climb into my window while I was asleep. Yeah. That's my story now that he's dead"

No. 409897

>>409867
i can agree that she embellishes and her history makes it hard to believe. i'm just saying some of you guys think it's impossible bc she was all about him at the time during her supposed assault, and apparently her parents would've noticed. if this DID happen, rape and trauma just don't work like that, especially if the victim is a 13 year old

No. 409927

>>409841
Doesn't the rolling stone article directly contradict this? they said Lourdes called him a faggot and kicked him out for dying his hair/doing scene kid shit, and he came to live with them iirc.

No. 409929

>>409927
Yes, it actually does. It contradicts most of the things said about this whole thing - the hot stuff in the case is that he started living with Kiki's family.

tl;dr she indeed lied there for extra victim points. Not that any of it matters IMO. this comment is related to the video she made on sexual assault 2 years ago, after all. But its smthg to keep in mind whenever she tells a sob story. Ever.

No. 409930

>>409927
Yes. It says that Cathy felt bad for him because of his background and that made her sympathize enough to let him stay. It also implies she was raped because he coerced her until she gave in when she didn't want to but there is nothing about violent or brutal rape. The police report about Cathy saving condoms backs this up because Dakota claimed she heard him asking Kiki if he could stick it in.

No. 409947

>>409930
> It also implies she was raped because he coerced her until she gave in when she didn't want to
I think that's pretty much what Kiki herself says on her sexual assault video. That he'd smooth her, her parents and always pull the "if you love me,you'll do this" etc.

It baffles me how there was absolute no need for her to sprinkle it with false claims.

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No. 410172

Place your bets:

Niew video this week or she just gonna procrastinate to the next month

No. 410188

>>410172
Probably depends on whether she found a graphic designer or not.

No. 410201

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>>410188
Yes she did but now it depends on:

> whether he'll be able to put up with her shit

> if she expects him to not charge anything bc famous (she comes off as entitled as that)

Either way, even if by this guy manages to get around her attitude and work with her, she's intrinsically lazy with her videos so my bet is no. He could deliver his work to her TODAy and she would still take her long-ass time to put out anything new IMO

No. 410204

>>409654
>>409665
Vaginismus and period cramps have literally nothing to do with each other. Period cramps are from the uterus and hormonal changes, discarded tissue and so on.
Vaginismus is connected to the muscles in the vagina.
Vaginismus can have to do with sexual violence, but there are a lot women who just have it out of spite. a friend of mine has it and she never experienced any kind of sexual violence.

A connection between period cramps and sexual violence… let's just say: how many women have period cramps and how many experienced sexual violence?
You could just go ahead and say being brunette and having period cramps is connected and if you look deep enough or collect data long enough you could find a statistically valid connection.

tl;dr: I call bullshit.

No. 410207

>>409825
fully agree on this one.

I dont really like all of this "rape or not" discussion… but she just doesnt make any sense at all.

No. 410208

>>409837
>Plus Cathy was collecting their used condoms as 'proof' of their relationship for the haterz
Wtf.. is this for real?

No. 410211

>>409867
>>409841
>>409892
>Is that she stretched the thing into a very dramatic narrative, which is unnecessary.
although that itself is a common behavior of rape and sexual abuse victims because they feel ashamed of it and as though what happened wasnt "bad enough" to feel so agonized by it.

No. 410212

>>410208
Yup, it was in the police report. Nobody really knows why, but Cathy is just as barshit as Kiki so who really knows but her.

No. 410232

>>410211
It's still a dick move imo. I understand it but still a dick move.

>>410207
>
I dont really like all of this "rape or not" discussion… but she just doesnt make any sense at all

100% agreed

>>410204
Nice input. Yeah, I think many anon are somewhat uneasy to call out her BS on this matter bc the statutory rape was real and a touchy subject anywhete

No. 410288

>>410188
I used to be a drawfag in the ~~tumblr truth blog~~ days and if I still remembered the password to the email I used, I would totally contact her about this kek

Sage for blogspot and no1curr

No. 410290

>>410212
Holy shit..

No. 410312

>>410288
hey I curr… contact her why not?

No. 410317

>>410312
If you really wanted to you already would have. As for why not, well, interacting with the cows/cow tipping is strongly frowned upon.

No. 410324

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>>410288
and now that kiki knows, she'll ditch your offer.

No. 410351

>>409081
I agree too, I find kiki very pretty, she has a pretty face and a pretty body and the clothes style she wears fit her fine, thing is she's so annoying and has such a shitty personality it makes her look ugly and unappealing.
I always think of kiki and kota with this part of mean girls when regina george tells lindsay lohan one of her friends should be the most popular in school but she isn't because she's too slutty, same goes for this two, kiki should be the most popular because she make videos who are actually fun to watch and doesn't photoshop her entire body BUT she ruined everything being the crazy bitch she is, such a shame

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>>410351
Oh boy here we go

No. 410371

>>410370
The fact the thread keeps getting shitted up with that old crap shows how little is actually going on with Kiki. She's not even posting set photos/"I filmed for 30 hours today but no photos cos haters" any more. I wonder if she's even getting student jobs now.

Looking forward to Puppet Master and that truTV shit though.

No. 410376

>>410351
I find her videos hard to watch. I really feel uncomfortable watching someone so sheltered and autistic spazz for 5 minutes. Most of the comments on her videos are like, " skip to 5:00 for the actual video " or "I love the make up but you are so damn weird"

No. 410379

>>409825
It was rape anyway because she was a little kid, you disgust me.

No. 410383

>>410379
Both she and her parents lied about her being older specifically so she could have a sexual relationship with him. Her parents moved him into to their house and let him sleep in her room. It's only """rape""" because of the age difference being illegal.

If you want to be super technical, Kiki's parents are as much at fault as Danny for the alleged rape. Shouldn't they be facing charges for that, then? If it was soo traumatic for her and has effected her so much to this day, her parents should be held legally responsible for child endangerment, since they obviously knew they were having sex, and since Kiki was such a wittle helpless baby at the time who clearly don't know any better.

No. 410386

>>410383

This!!! I recall her parents lying about her age and letting him stay in their house. Cathy and Scott should have equal amount of blame. Who the fuck let's a 17/18 year old stay with their 14/15.

It's some bullshit Kiki lies about him staying at their house, saying he brutally raped her.

No. 410394

>>410379
Mte what kind of person at that age is mentally sound enough to understand what's going on especially with coercion from parents and an older dude. Yes she could have wanted it but looking back it's pretty reasonable she'd be like "wow that was actually fucked up and I was taken advantage of." And yes she could embellish the brutality of it and that's something but to deny she could have been raped at all because she loved him or her parents should have noticed something or just because she's kiki and a bad person is ignorant as fuck to say

No. 410395

>>410383
> It's only """rape""" because of the age difference being illegal.

This. Thank you

>>410394
>>410379
> "little kid"
> " what kind of person at that age is mentally sound enough to understand what's going on"

She was 14, not 4.

No. 410396

>>410371
Yes, I doubt she's getting any work and I guess that's why she came back to YouTube - and I'm bewildered that even then she still fails to deliver quality content

No. 410410

>>410383
>All that shit and lies by you

Do you read what you say? You are way worse than any of her mistakes if you are going to make excuses for his acts and the fact that she was manipulated as A KID. Do you think she knew what was going on and that she was being manipulated? Do you think a kid her age having sex is normal and that it's not "rape" just because she said "yes" after that man manipulated her to do so?

So yes I agree, you are disgusting af.

No. 410415

>>410394
>with coercion from parents

Okay but her parents didn't coerce her. Like everything in Kiki's life, she threw a tantrum until they let her have her way even though that was a bad decision for her in the long run. That isn't coercion, they didn't threaten or force her into doing it - in fact it was quite the opposite. But as a parent you're supposed to not give in when your child has a tantrum and make the correct decision for them.

No. 410417

>>410386
When did she use the word "brutally" you liar? Control your hate boner.

No. 410429

>>410417
If you are going to start unnecessary arguments can you please f#/king sage.(take your own advice)

No. 410437

>>410429
It's important to avoid lies anon.

sage.

No. 410459

>>410417
>>410437

Please see

>>409706
>>409841

Not to mention
>>409685
>>409833
>>409814
>>409867
>>409892
>>409930

It's been said through the thread, fucking keep up anon.

No. 410471

>>410459
You clearly don't know about the topic so stop talking as if you were fucking Elliot Stabler, you random internet bitch with a hate boner.

Stop discussing old drama, more than one anon are telling you how fucked up that is, so fucking keep up anon.(whiteknighting)

No. 410479

Sure is fucking Ostrenga in here.

>anons pointing out details published in the past by the Ostrengas that discredits Kikis claims of rape

>LIESSSSSS!!! LIEESSSSSS!!!

Delicious. I can see Kiki foaming at the mouth, face twitching, eyes darting around wildly in different directions as she seethes.

No. 410505

>>410395
ok but really what kind of 18 year old wants to fuck a 7th or 8th grader. 14 might not be 4 but it's still a vulnerable age

>>410415
ia you're not supposed to let your kids walk all over you but saving the condoms is really odd to me and her mom seems to live vicariously through her, but yeah basically just terrible ass parenting

No. 410524

>>410479
Yeah, because a 13 yr old child and an 18 yr old man having sex is totally normal and consensual, she totally knew what she was doing, i mean are you fucking serious??

I dont really like Kiki but you are literally condoning pedophilia and grooming..

No. 410528

>>410376
god same her voice has that annoying reediness in it that people who are super awkward have. is there a word for that? almost like a male's voice when it cracks, lots of self-conscious and socially inept girls have voices like this

No. 410529

>>410524
By definition pedophilia is sexual attraction to prepubescent children which kiki was not so yeah Saged for off topic

No. 410531

>>410524
>>410505
Get over yourselves 14 is not a vulnerable age if you had the avg upbringing every "normal" kid has had
Also I'd like to remind y'all that whIle Kiki was 14 Danny was 16. That's a 2 years difference between 2 teenagers. You have the nerve to call that pedophilia and grooming? The guy was a creep, no doubt about it but he wasn't a pedo.

He was as much of a "vulnerable kid" as she was, if you're gonna treat every single human being under the age of 18 as if they are kids who don't know any better

>>410479
Pretty much that
Admin did mention not fighting with each other but fuck is it hard.

Aaaanyway

>>410528
IMO it's because she's probably going thru what she is going to say, what she should say to come off a certain way, etc.

No. 410565

>>410383
I'm actually surprised jury didn't charge them with child abuse or something like that.

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>>410524
Her parents were the only "groomers"-"pedophiles" imho. Who else takes pictures of their 13 year old looking like this and puts them online? Not to mention, when Dakota was 16 she was taking of pics of her with her fake cleavage popping out and her legs spread on beds and tagging her videos with "sexy doll" and other similar tags that pedos search for. The Ostrenga family has a long history of sexualizing their young teen girls.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 410694

I can't believe after everything that went down, sperg chan is back to defend herself and has once again tried to assimilate by using our own common words and phrases.

Screeching "hate boner" over and over makes you obvious, keeks.

No. 410696

>>410531
>He was as much of a "vulnerable kid" as she was, if you're gonna treat every single human being under the age of 18 as if they are kids who don't know any better

Thank you anon.

In some countries it wouldn't have even been illegal. And I'm not talking about Japan or shithole third world countries, there are plenty of places in Europe with low age of consent laws - In austria, Italy and Germany this would have been perfectly fine. By saying this shit is always fucked up no matter what you're basically saying everyone in those countries is either a paedo or was irreparably fucked up by having sex before the age of eighteen.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 410703

>>410694
Nooo… she wouldn't be this stupid… not after the shit that went down. C'mon. She can't be that stupid. I refuse to believe she'd ever come back to sperg and defend herself on her threads here.

Besides you have a Q&A video to film Kiki! Chop chop.

No. 410704

>>410703
It's totally obvious she's still reading here, so I wouldn't be remotely surprised if she's commenting.

No. 410716

>>410683
This.

>>410703
>C'mon. She can't be that stupid.
But she is. I remember even after we found her kirleios profile, she still kept putting pictures/info on her dating profiles that made it easy to find her/figure out it was her.

No. 410718

Do we need to talk about the same rehashed opinions about Danny?
Stop with the pedo derail.

No. 410735

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I know it's an old vid, but this still made me laugh.
>you cornkernel ogre footed whale
>CHEW ON MY SEBUM FILLED POREZ
>etc

(Also this recipe video is 7:29 and about 5:40 of it is Kiki's face as she lies in bed)

No. 410737

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> It's a friday
> "can't film Q&A tomorrow bc of a sunburn so no Q&A this week"
THE LAMEST EXCUSE EVER

No. 410738

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>>410737
Bitch it's not even THAT bad and you actually cute

Plus

You had the other days of the week to do that shit you incompetent moron

No. 410739

>>410738
*actually look

No. 410742

>>410738
In b4 'hey Kaka' but damn she actually looks 3 or 4 years younger without that damn winged eyeliner. Still no fixing the fivehead though.

But yeah, once again she leaves everything to the last minute. She's not pretending to be making films any more and admitted she was just lounging around so this really is the shittiest of excuses.

No. 410747

>>410742
> In b4 'hey Kaka' but damn she actually looks 3 or 4 years younger without that damn winged eyeliner

She actually does. Plus the "major"sunburn she mentions in the video helps.

>She's not pretending to be making films any more and admitted she was just lounging around


Exactly. Also damn just get somewhere with good lightning to conceal your sunburn aka a slightly blushed complexion in comparison with your "normal" self and you're good to go. Your own laziness is stopping you. Plus saying she went to the beach 2 days in a row instead of filming and deciding that instead she'll just scrape some random shit she filmed and upload is such a bad move.

I compare it with a Taylor's Q&A I watched (gonna get shit for it bur idc). Taylor basically comes back home after a day walking around the city puts on sweatpants and just answers the fucking questions. Then edits and uploads it in the very next day.

See, Kiki. That's why she has 500k subs in despite of the boring-ass content.

/rant

No. 410748

>>410742
Yeah she actually looks good with little make up, her hair also doesn't look greasy and gross. Maybe its the color that the "sunburn" is giving to her face, doesn't make her look like a dead zombie

What is happening.

No. 410773

>>410738
She does look cute here. But notice how her eyelashes look completely normal without mascara. Not super long or whatever else she claimed.

No. 410777

>>410748
Idk why everyone is hyping her sunburn but lmao when you look so bad a sunburn helps?? I agree, the burn adds color/life in her face, I think it helps make her face also look less flat by showing dimension where the sun hit.

But why does a girl who follows Asian culture and grew up in Florida not know how to correctly apply fucking sunscreen

No. 410789

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>>410737
She changed it

I have no idea what she means by boobster. Either way, just making up another excuse for her own laziness instead of admitting she was lounging instead of making content like >>410742 mentioned

No. 410793

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The dak0lei account white knighting axis termination just screams Kiki running this account for self ass pats.

No. 410801

>>410793
Wait so Axis Termination isn't even a real Puppet Master movie? It's just a tribute? That Kiki paid to be in.

No. 410824

>>410801
The Daisy thing taught us that she never knows wtf she's appearing in. It's a real Puppet Master directed by Charles Band who created the franchise.

No. 410827

>>410789
boobster=pet name for bobby I guess?
>>410793
idk about you guys but all I see in that dakolei profile pic is kaka with a shortened forehead /tinfoil

No. 410830

>>410793
lol I was sceptical about this account being an Ostrenga before but there's no way anyone else would be ranting about something so specific, especially for a film that hasn't even been released. It's personal to her.

No. 410849

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>>410830
mte and the complaints that people are making aren't even about kaka's movie. they're about the look for the movie that's not in the axis arc because this is what they're going for? looks like michael jackson tbh. it has nothing to do with kaka or the movie she's in lmao. stop defending everything so hardcore kaka. not every criticism is a direct reflection on you and a little criticism is good now and then.

>after 30 years do they expect everything to stay the same?

yes. it's called staying on brand, honey. dak0lei loves kaka, koots, is going vegan, and also is a big puppet master fan? smells like fish in here.

No. 410852

>>410793
I thought it was confirmed ages ago that this was Keeks from the start?

No. 410853

>>410852
The account's only been active since May.

No. 410860

>>410852
Not "confirmed" mostly like people thinking this and that

And now wth this specific mini rant? Yeah. Totes Kiki. Embarrassing.

No. 410864

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Imagine running a fan account to post these kind of shit about yourself.

It's cute she put the sentence in Spanish to not make it look like it was her running this page (jfc Kiki does "speak Spanish so, there's that)

No. 410870

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>>410789
Why am I led to believe she has jackshit material to put up together for a video tomorrow so she pulls this out of her ass now?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWi6g72g0dB/

>New video: I read some of your favourite poems!

No. 410949

>>410870
Probably because she got called out on here for not speaking well rofl

No. 410967

>>410949
> I is smart lolcow I can read poems out loud such art very cultured

No. 410978

>>410864
fucking lol
I'm glad someone else noticed this. Also in the grocery pic there are a lot of labels in spanish. Trying too hard huh?
At least this time she tried to emulate colloquial spanish/make it less google translate-ish, I give her that.

No. 410999

>>410864
God it's so obvious it's her just from the first sentence alone, even in Spanish you can easily hear her screaming that in her so randumbXD voice

No. 411050

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>>410870

>marimoon

>famous brazilian cow
>mfw a brazilian cow comments on Kiki's video

Sage for autismo, but damn, cow collision is pretty common, I just wasn't expecting an international one.

>lowkey wish they could collab and see who's the most attention hungry vegan princess

No. 411102

Ok tinfoil hate time but I find it hard to believe anything she claims:

- "2 sunburnt 2 film! It's more red in person" when her major sunburn looks like a exaggerated "igari makeup look" (I wouldn't put it past her faking a sunburn as a lame excuse to not do smthg she was supposed to btw)

- "boobster going to japan" (boobster I assume bobby), I call bullshit. She only added this bit when someone on lolcow pointed out she was lounging instead of doing any work

No. 411136

>>411050
Marimoon became quite irrelevant since MTV turned to shit, right? I don't follow her that much.

No. 411191

>>411136
She's still more relevant than Kiki, though, getting sponsored to be a "travel blogger" of sorts. A collab between them would do wonders for keeks…

Btw

Speaking of which

Video ~today~ right? Yeah. Right.

No. 411209

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>>410870
Oh my God
> Why am I led to believe she has jackshit material to put up together for a video tomorrow so she pulls this out of her ass now?

I think thats actually right…?

No. 411282

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No. 411283

>>410773
they are still really long, you just can't see them as well without the mascara

No. 411291

>>411282
LOL
Makeup or not
Sevenhead or not
Long eyelashes or not

…Still can't upload a fucking video (lol sorry I can't get past that. It's the third time in a row she does this and this time it's even worse bc she's using a suburn as an excuse)

No. 411292

>>411282
Anon, you're a natural comedian..,

No. 411320

>>411282
can you please stop posting these retarded memes

No. 411334


No. 411341

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>>411320(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 411352

>>411334
What's with the accent attempts? This is so unnatural. Her clothes are tacky as shit. Can't wait to see what lies she'll pull out of her ass about how emotional her experience in Japan was though.

No. 411358

>>411334
>Going through my old footage when I was in Japan was emotional for me… maybe I'll speak about what happened one day

She so wants someone to ask about it so she can make a video about how Taku was evil and abusive!!1

No. 411362

>>411334
She is so….fucking strange. I only watched through because the footage made me nostalgic for my own japan trip a year ago, but damn I'm surprised she included clips of her looking so…witchy?? Why do her and Kota have such a semblance to witches? I guess it's the nose and sunken eyes.,,gives me the heebie jeebies…
But also yeah wtf is with the coco Rosie accent?? That's the only thing I can think of that sounds as try hard and stupid as she did lol

No. 411363

>>411334
>if you can dream, and not make dreams your mahsturr
i literally had to pause right there cause i audibly went "what the fuck." what the hell is she doing?

No. 411364

>>411334
also dakota looked cute in that little clip of her on television (pardon the samefagging)

No. 411369

>>411334
What a lazy video

No. 411371

Somehow it looks like she has cut marks on her arm at around 5:20 in the video.

No. 411372

>>411371
Yeah, they're pretty obvious even in that poor lighting.

I guess she's not hiding them in her videos any more since they were shown in that Daisy crapfest.

No. 411378

>>411334
I respect that she "censored" Taku but it was probably more out of spite than anything. I think it's weird she used any footage with him in it.
I am curious what happened between her and Taku that ultimately led to the downfall of that relationship. Seemed like she was super set on marrying him.

No. 411381

>>411358

I kinda want someone to ask her too.

I want to hear Kaka's story time while she be's all dramatic and extra about shit that either didn't happen or wasn't that big of a deal.

No. 411384

>>411334
LMAO called it'd be a poetry-reading video so she scraped some random footage to put together, reading poetry in the bg

No. 411404

>>411334
Is that a shrine? Why is she wearing that kind of dress lol? Why would she be that extra?

No. 411405

>>411378
That footage choice was obviously to stir some curiosity from viewers who don't know the whole thing… and maybe some ass pats bc "omg u have long princess hair boohoo"

Part of me doubts she'd address it. It's like the yt stuff. "Should I come back to yt???" "Should I talk about my emotional time in Japan? "

She'll milk it until she has no choice left to get attention but to makeup some sobby story about her short stay Japan. It'll take a long while.

No. 411406

>>411404
It's Kiki. Why would she be not

> omg PPL in Japan can't stop staring at me!!! I wonder why

No. 411432

>>411371
>>411372

Tinfoil time, but maybe she cut in Japan? Maybe that's why Japan was ~emotional~? Maybe something to deal with Taku?

>>411191
>>411136
Yeah, she's a total has-been, but I still found it funny lmao


polite sage

No. 411442

>>411432
>Tinfoil time, but maybe she cut in Japan? Maybe that's why Japan was ~emotional~? Maybe something to deal with Taku?

If that's true we can expect a real pity party when she gets to talk about Japan. Or maybe she got so jealous of Dakota being a model there this was the only way she found to deal with it? /tinfoil

No. 411465

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Yah the problem is the day of the week not your own incompetence to get shit done

No. 411466

>>411465
How the fuck does the day matter? Prepare the video any day of the week (or even, shock horror, several videos), when you have time then release it when you promised. Fucking excuse after excuse with this idiot.

No. 411474

>>411466
Isn't she into stupid new ager shit? Maybe the planets aren't aligned correctly. Not like that would be a valid excuse, but retarded hippies can be serious about that garbage

No. 411476

>>411466
Just wait for the Twitter poll on a fucking wednesday: "would you guys want me to upload on Thursday or Saturday? >< gif"

No. 411486

>>411378
I always thought the video of Taku and her in bed was too much for him. It showed him dancing in underwear and he didn't seem to be aware of being filmed.

No. 411489

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>>411378
>>411486
Whatever the truth is, if she does make a video I can see her saying the haturzz were one of the main causes of their break-up.

Pic related: sperg-chan on Taku

No. 411492

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>>411489
Samefag but this is a better example

No. 411502

>>411489
So. We have the perfect set-up for a soap opera:

> Kiki tried to go to Japan and found love

> they happily ever after
> haters spread hate info on her to Taku
> Taku blamed her for her bullying and started getting more abusive and mean like the haters bc he believed them
> She began to cut bc the haters destroyed love for her forever
> like the hero she is, she overcame her internal struggles, dumped mean Taku and left him to pursue her career as an actress (bonus points:he was always letting her down and telling her she'd never make it)
> found brand new nipponese dick in LA

No. 411519

>>411502
They're not fresh cuts though. They're scars, the same as in the Daisy short. I think they're from the breakup with Jake Wolf. She was streaming around that time with cuts on her arm.

The more and more I watch this girl she reminds me of Jenny Schecter.

No. 411530

>>411334
The accent, the shitty old footage circa Taco, the prostitute lookin outfits, the attention whoring topkek

Wouldn't be surprised if this footage was meant to be used for a YT video back when she was claiming to get married to Taco. Just that now she repurposed it.

No. 411532

>>411519
Jake wolf!

Ok old news but I watched that vlog a while ago and she mentions shitty ex-bf hitting oh her and it's "J (ex-bf)" and I think it is Jake Wolf. As far as I remember he was her last bf before she quit the MySpace scene fashion and oh boy was that a messy breakup

I also remember she tweeted she ended her jewelry store bc of a major breakup (again, jake).

/tinfoil

No. 411533

>>411532
Samefagging but I just want to apologize for posting such old news. A part of me really wants her to address her relationship with Jake and Taku too

Either way. Nvm. Go on. ignore the retro Kiki drama

No. 411563

>>411532
There's oddly not much difference in her old or new videos. It's like she's stuck in a timewarp with makeup and fashion, and ofc she still talks like she's on the spectrum.

No. 411581

>>411563
Yeah but I sense a different vibe. Like, she was happy and optimistic (like "damn I'm sure gonna go viral like Dakota did!")
Also she wasn't so… emaciated.

No. 411625

>>411334
aaand of course you had to make it all about you, right kiki?

No. 411643

There was also Jack Cash after her first trip to Tokyo, before Taco. That didn't last long and apparently ended in a sour manner as well. Even his ex came to rant about Kiki in lolcow.

No. 411665

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Hey

Where's the sunburn? Who's driving IF BObby left for Japan?

No. 411666

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>>411665
Then she posted it

I rather believe it's from the very two intense days on the beach before Bobby left. Both that and the video in the car.

I,I really wanna believe. She can't be that stupid.

No. 411697

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TF you talking about you ain't no ginger

No. 411703

>>411697
kiki weren't you bragging about being blonde

No. 411709

>>411703
> ashy blonde with copper undertones

Mind you, anon

No. 411715

>>411643
Seriously? I lost this part of er ex ranting on here

No. 411724

>>411715
see >>52160 onwards

No. 411916

>>411724
the gf sounds like a psychopath unwilling to admit "her man" is just a gross fucking creep. i know kiki probably just projected the whole thing but it's the dude's fault.

i know this is "wrong" but i just feel bad for her now. after her sperg episode, confirmed self harm all over her arms, emaciation, deluded filming of herself, and not being able to meet any self created deadlines her homeschooling is showing and a lot of obvious signs of unmedicated mental illness. it just sucks that she's hellbent on fraud naturopathy and being a perpetual victim because if she just tried an anti-psychotic she'd probably feel and function a lot better.

sorry i just have some feelings about her situation because she doesn't seem to be hurting anyone anymore, just herself very publicly. LA is the last place for her i don't know what the fuck she's doing.

No. 411920

>>411916
> i just have some feelings about her situation because she doesn't seem to be hurting anyone anymore, just herself very publicly

Same. Idk I really wouldnot like to live a day in her shoes or live inside her head.

She's not being as cringy or braggy as before. Shes just being very embarrassing… and somewhat sad.

Idk. She slowly went from being my favourite lolcow to "I pity her".

No. 411973

>>411724

Can I get a confirmation on old orange leather skin slut samefag's identity being sperg-chan? They're not in the megathread but it has to be her.

No. 412072

>>411334
jfc if this poetry reading is supposed to be demonstrative of her acting ability, it's no wonder they didn't give her any lines in Daisy. tbh she should have gone the clothes-horse route if she wanted to get into the entertainment industry. she doesn't have the personality to be a vlogger or the talent to be a professional actress.
also her poetry choices are really weird. the owl and the pussycat? that's a fucking kid's book, not 'poetry'.

No. 412073

>>412072
The first choice for poetry made me roll my eyes to the back of my head - of course it was about being hated on and having ppl blaming shit on you while you're 100% innocent for everything.
The owl and the pussycat was there bc ~kittens in Japan omg~ footage. I'm amazed she didn't choose a Dr Seuss one

No. 412092

>>412073
owl & the pussycat is strangely appropriate i guess since she seems to have an obsession with getting hitched asap.
don't worry, she'll butcher seuss soon.

also someone posted this article on fb earlier today and I couldn't help but think of Kiki
https://steemit.com/spirituality/@docdelux/new-age-bullshit-part-1-self-pronounced-lightworkers

>They call themselves lightworkers, but are easily offended, and refuse to deal with the "negativity" in the world, only surrounding themselves with those who buy into the cult of positivity


you mean like blocking anyone who comments anything except glowing praise for you?

>And how pretentious is it to call yourself a lightworker? Are you trying to attract a mindless cult?


now there's a thought.
i seriously miss the full-on-new-age-bullshit kiki with all her giant fucking magical rocks and all-white wardrobe and angel accessories. someone should ask her to talk about her ~spiritual beliefs~ next video.

No. 412119

>>412092
This "lightworkers" Shit screams Kiki a lot. Apparently Cathy's into that too, what with her and Dakota and their brother being "indigo kids" or whatever

But tbh I think she won't go back to that bc she realised it won't attract attention from followers and she was the only person retarded enough to think those huge bracelets with stones on them looked ANY good

No. 412194

>>411334
I actually didn't mind this video, though I didn't have the sound high enough to listen to the poetry… haha. I'm glad she isn't worrying too much now about presenting herself as perfectly as before, some of those shots were not forgiving of her face.
I don't know why she used so much footage of Taku, I guess maybe he was in 90% of what she filmed. I'm assuming he just used her, and that's why it was "emotional" for her, cause you know, white girl in Japan, plus I think they went around to a few hotels. Just my guess, though.

No. 412280

>>412194
I also appreciated her showing her real face, if she wasn't so entitled to unearned praise I'd think she was attractive in an unconventional way. I really hope she doesn't use this Taco heartbreak to further define her victim status because it's not going to help her move on and grow. As unoriginal as she is I'd rather her express her real self as opposed to defining herself by her shitty relationships. They clearly used each other.

No. 412344

>>412280
>they clearly used each other
Care to elaborate? I haven't seen anything that particularly shows Taku badly, but I may have missed something.

No. 412484

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No. 413424

>>411973
Yeah. It just adds up that was her. Plus the typing pattern is the same as Sperg-chan's aka Kiki

>>412344
Yeah I wonder too? Apparently Taku even took her to meet his family which is a big deal in Japan

No. 413558

>>411465

So…
Video tomorrow amerite?

No. 413686

>>401819
She is welcome at 4chan :)

No. 413754

>>411973
>>413424
I feel like it was probably too long ago for them to confirm it. I remember we speculated about it being her when it was announced that she was sperg chan and a farmhand just said that they weren't ready to confirm or deny it and wanted to make sure it was definitely her before saying it's her.

But yeah, it's definitely her. No one on here would sperg out on someone directly giving us milk no matter how much they hated them/disagreed with them.

No. 413909

Where my video at kiki

No. 414066

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>>413909
Apparently it's coming. In the video she says she's still a bit sunburnt. Imma get the tinfoil hat and just say I think the sunburn wasn't for real at all. Never existed.

No. 414069

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Q & A up tonight, apparently. Who the fuck is still sunburnt after 6 days? (unless it's like a second degree burn, which this clearly wasn't)

Yet more excuses but she lacks the imagination to even come up with a new one.

No. 414076

>>414069
>Who the fuck is still sunburnt after 6 days?
me?… many people? Wtf anon

No. 414079

>>414076
sunburnt?
she doesnt even look red

No. 414083

>>414079
Dude what? >>410737 anon you ok?

No. 414085

>>414079
Oops it was this one >>410738
Anon seriously your tinfoil is REALLY stupid

No. 414089

>>414076
Not for only a seriously tiny amount of redness. 6 days would be a proper burn.

No. 414094

>>414089
No, wtf, it happens and that's not a tiny amount of red, it depends a lot on your skin type and you don't know how long she was exposed to the sun even AFTER she went to the beach, I'm not going to lie for you sorry and seriously this is a really stupid thing to nitpick about.

No. 414113

>>414094
Hey tinfoil anon here.

It's ok tho. Think whatever you want, but I wouldn't put it past her to fake smthg like this. Usually when you sunburn it leaves a weird mark, like sunglasses' or if you don't wear it, it burns kinda weirdly around the eyes. In her first "sunburn" instavideo none of it happened. It literally looked like overdone blush on her cheeks and a bit on the forehead.

> that's not a tiny amount of red


It is tho. In both instavideos she posted.

Either way. Whatever. I sense we'll have a bigger influx of milk from this Q&A. I sense drama, self-victimization and professional narcissism.

My expectations are sky high Kiki. Dun let us down.

No. 414138

Stop talking about sunburns.

No. 414159

>>414138
It's not derailing bc this shit actually has to do with the referenced lolcow. Also most of us
>>414113
>>414094
>>414089
>>414079
saged the posts even when it was on topic

So farmlands are gonna start dictating what we can or cannot discuss about the cows? Like, if they're faking a sunburn (or not) bc they're an incompetent moron who can't post a Q&A video when it's promised?

No. 414210

>>414159
There's no point in saying "tinfoil time" if you already decided that you're right and she's lying. There's no discussion, just a tinfoil.

Sage for pointless.

No. 414219

Why would she announce a schedule for her videos if she's not going to stick to it??? She didn't even need to do that, she could have literally just said she wanted to do youtube in between "jobs" or some shit. She set herself up for failure and criticism in the laziest way and she's not even two fucking videos in???????

Like she made a smoothie on camera and read some poetry she didn't write over some old footage and already alluded to some new reason to victimize herself. This is the worst come back I have ever witnessed. In that same amount of time she could have gone to an inpatient program for her ~trauma and gotten some help so she can be a functioning adult and not sperg-chan.

No. 414222

>>414210
Tinfoil hat is a recurring thing, specially when it's a theory. Plus I wasn't the only one making this assumption. Get over it.

>>414219
>Why would she announce a schedule for her videos if she's not going to stick to it???
Not only that but she changed the schedule and has been hyping up the shit out of her followers for the comeback. Don't get your following expectations so high. Plus it seems to be recurrent of her to film shit two days before the schedule and she's basically setting herself up to failure. Lazy af.

About this Q&A, I scrolled thru the questions and yes, there were dumb questions like "what's your favourite crystal" but there was also a lot of people asking how she found out "acting was her passion", about Japan and if she was done with music, how she makes money and if it's hard getting jobs. Imagine the preparation she's doing to dance around the questions or trying to make up lies, not being contradictory, making herself sound hollier-than-thou… no wonder she postponed this one video for a week

No. 414239

>>414222
Exactly, why bother hyping them? She could have just started putting out content that would speak for itself and over deliver. Honestly if she answers the questions asked with no bullshit people would actually probably like and receive her, but you're right she'll just dance around everything. Why bother even putting out content where you're not honest/vulnerable? No one cares about her facade it's extremely off putting.

No. 414261

>>414138
at this point you might as well autosage every post on lolcow

No. 414319

>>414066
>>414069
Aaaaand it's deleted lol

No. 414356

>>414319
> instavideo hyping followers to stay tuned for the q&a videa she postponed for mundane reasons
> lolcow makes fun of her for being lazy and says she's probably going to dance around the questions and not answer them
> Kiki baahletes instavideo as if nothing happened

Either she really is that much of a letdown as youtuber or
We were right about this Q&A being all bull and she freaked out

LOL Kiki. I actually thought you were serious this time.

No. 414357

I can't believe this bitch actually flaked on doing s Q&A video, probably one of the easiest low effort videos you could do.

Actually I can believe it. She puts mo effort into everything she does.

No. 414359

>>414357
It's only low effort when the person is not lying their asses off anon ;) either lmao it's hilarious how she backed off doing this

No. 414361

>>414356

I don't think she would have danced around the questions, generally because they were probably self submitted questions to flatter herself.

> Q: Why haven't you done modelling, you're sooo pretty.


> A: OMG thank you. Modelling is just not something I'm passionate about. Of course I've had constant offers to model top agencies, but I turned them down. yeaaa.


> Q: Thoughts on online bullying/stalking ?


> A: OMG, have like these stalkers that dedicate an entire website to me, and only me. Like they post gore and horrible things about my relationships. I wish they would become more loving and compassionate like me.

No. 414362

>>414361
Yeah this means she'd have cherry picked them bc there was more than one person asking about Japan, music, working as an actress and some more "real-life" stuff.

No. 414365

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No. 414366

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No. 414368

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>>414366
> Why did you leave Japan

Idk what's worse for her to respond: this one or "what does it feel like having a famous sister"

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No. 414374

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>>414372
And this

Yeah just some questions she'd need to either dodge or try really hard to answer while simultaneously victimizing herself and making it look her acting career is going SWELL

No. 414530

Holy fuck Kiki you didn't even apologized this time wtf. Just because it's deleted doesn't mean it never happened.

I legit thought sheD said something on Twitter or Instagram

No. 414542

>>414530
Yeah this is just even more fucking unprofessional and I'm so mad she spent so much time "away from the internet" (sperging about girl she's insanely jealous of, not getting therapy, not treating her eating disorder) and didn't learn how to respect your fucking fans, holy shit you should be so thankful those idiots still even exist you dumb bitch. If she just made a video apologizing about the schedule, that "work came up", and made a video answering real questions with real answers she may actually even gain fans. Look, everyone with a freelance job can fuck up - if you have a boss, yeah you can pass things in on a deadline but it may not be your best, so freelance can allow you to extend a deadline slightly but only if you over-deliver. There has to be a damn good reason, or you're a slob and no one will put up with that very long. Her only excuse is mental illness, which we all know she has but won't admit, so she's fucked.

People have fans because they're vulnerable and relatable. This isn't Myspace, it's not about being ironically egotistical. Video related bc it's just funny, even these girls Kiki wishes she were at the time (Audrey Kitching and her puppet Zui) came out with hella content on time. Even though they were just photoshoots and, at the time, on-trend branding, they still went full force. Kiki could easily do a bunch of photoshoots to illustrate her brand, she's in LA, and maybe if she made some girl friends they could help her with her style. With all the time she has to lurk I don't get it. Hell, she could just go to f21 or missguided and just buy everything white. I can't with her.

Kiki no one gives a fuck, and it's all your fault because you at one point had most of the internet looking at you and you failed to do even the bare minimum to keep them. You have to be honest and start to actually work or fuck off.

Apologies for the rant, I work on my own schedule and you can't do shit like this so it's just a shitshow to watch. I probably get more angry just so I don't let myself get like that - do any other anon relate to that? Why do you stick around for this?

No. 414552

>>414542
My exact thoughts. Damn. I can relate to that - and also bc I was hyped up for that video, I can't even fathom what one of her actual retarded fans that sticked around would feel like. If she doesn't apologize her ass off I think even these poor bastards who are actual fans will give up on her

No. 414661

>>414542
>Not treating her eating disorder..
Keeks can be many things, but I've NEVER heard before about Kiki being an ana chan. Where are you taking this from? She's thin since she was a kid.

No. 414663

>>414542
>no one gives a fuck
You're watching her and writing long posts itt thread though.

No. 414700

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>>414552
>>414542
>>414552
wHY are people talking like she has actual fans? like at this point in history do any social media people get anything out of it other than sponsorship if they are lucky, or people spending a micro-second of the day scrolling past their photos like 'that's cute'. That's how sad these people are; they're striving for fleeting, half-hearted envy from people. No one actually authentically gives a fuck anymore about being part of the narcissistic rage machine that our social technology has become.

No. 414720

>>414700
many people with a decent amount of following can be said to have fans. Specially if they're/have been a youtuber/blogger of sorts. The people that sent questions to Kiki probably were expecting some content from her, specially when she promised it'd be delivered at a certain day and time. Not necessarily fans but you know… viewers. People she supposedly wanted to "inspire" somehow.

> like at this point in history do any social media people get anything out of it other than sponsorship if they are lucky, or people spending a micro-second of the day scrolling past their photos like 'that's cute'

>No one actually authentically gives a fuck anymore about being part of the narcissistic rage machine that our social technology has become.

You actually sound pretty upset about it, are you ok? I don't wanna "hi kaka"you but that's smthg she'd actually say (JUST SAYING).

>>414663
Not that anon but do you even KNOW in what website you are? ? HAVE YOU taken a look around???

No. 414736

>>414720
If I'm here I clearly know lol What a stupid question anon.. Just being honest, anons care and watch, so there's no "no one gives a fuck", you clearly do, look at you, so mad at a small comment.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 414748

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>>410789
She changed it back btw

No. 415070

If you watch her IG story she said a job "popped up" from 5 am until midnight and that's why her video was late ??
Could've posted the night before to tell people that instead of leaving them waiting.
Except, once again, we're the only ones waiting because she has no real fans
I've identified several of the commenters as people who browse image boards so yeah lol…maybe tomorrow it'll be up

No. 415081

>>415070
>anons post about how Keeks isn't getting jobs any more
>oh I couldn't post the video cos I had a job!

No. 415086

>>415081
my exact thoughts. Your welcome for the excuse you couldn't come up, Kiki.

> Could've posted the night before to tell people that instead of leaving them waiting.


If she was more considerate towards her viewers, maybe there would be more people caring.

But yeah, once again she promised "video up tonight" (yesterday) and delivered nothing.

No. 415155

>>415070
Ok. So a heads up, she conveniently deleted the instagram post telling people to send her questions for the q&a, after anon posted some of the questions that were made.

I think the real reason it isn't up yet is bc she be hitting f5 on lolcow 24/7. That's the job that's taking all her time.

Color me surprised if she post some sobby story on how haters hijacked her Q&A and now she's quitting Yt again bc harassment.

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>>415070
Oh no anon now the fault is at the Internet speed. She's been trying to upload since Thursday.

No. 415178

>>415177
How can she expect anyone to believe this (besides the one or two super gullible stans she has left)?
Even if it was by some chance legitimate she has lied so many times that no-one will believe her, yet her total delusion lives on.

No. 415179

>>415178
Even worse is that shes digging her own grave bc:

- didn't mention it since thursday, instead just deleted the video where she promised the video to be up Thursday night
- came up with a work excuse on her stories yesterday and said it'd be up yesterday night
- changed the tune again

No. 415220

Kooks just threw up the new video. Lol she said Taco had a big secret? That's why they broke up? What? He was married already?

No. 415221

She said living in Japan made her independent and now she's living in LA alone? it kind of looks like she's in a different room in her house in orlando tbh.

No. 415222

>>415221
kek lilou "adulting"

No. 415224

>>415220
Yeah. There'll be a part two apparently.

The Taku question was the one she answered most "clearly" the other ones were all rambling
> how did you find acting was your passion? Are you done with music?
She proceeds to ramble about always wanting to be an actress. Doesn't respond to the second part. Throws in some "people are hurting me bc they hurt I know that bc I act and I can put myself in their shoes I'm so compassionate" speech with watery eyes and shit.
> unrelated video game rambling
> boring question about eating and music
> final question, answers about not letting your traumas become your trigger, let go of the past blah blah (yeah sure you are)
> "people send me emails saying they want to see more of me and not of museums so I'm doing videos showing my face more to bless your shitty lives"

The 2nd part better be good Kiki. This was boring af.

Also
Where ur major sunburn at?

No. 415225

>>415221
The background of the room matches her instagram going back to October 2016. Same blue walls and floor, so who knows

No. 415226

>>415221
Yeah I recognize the mirror in the background from her Lil kitten shoots but meh. Maybe she just brought them.

>>415222
She forgot it's not adulting if it's bobby paying all the bills. It's just not living under mommy and daddy's roof (at the age of 24)

No. 415229

>>415226
Is it normal I feel a little happy for her?

No. 415230

>>415220
pretty sure she meant HER big secret.

i assumed Taku had no idea about her internet infamy and it must have been a nasty surprise if he possibly got contacted by a pulltard telling him all kinds of shit. I'm pretty sure they discussed doing that. Maybe he argued with her and she got really offended/emotional that he didn't understand the situation and that led to a bad breakup.

No. 415233

>>415229
Nah it's normal. Me too, fam.

>>415230
Yeah but you can't make it look like it was smthg withher right? Remember how someone called it she'd spin the situation in her favor to make Taku seem bad?

No. 415236

>>415229
I have this strange hope for her to become a better person and just generally do better. I have no idea why. Maybe it's pity?

No. 415238

In her new video she answered like three questions in 15 minutes.
She spent ten minutes crying (literally, she actually cried…) over the question "what made you realize you want to be an actress?". Like what?

She acts like it's this higher calling and she's inspirational for wanting to act, when in reality it's just the highest form of attention-seeking she could think of.
She really thinks she's this interesting and visionary person. Bizarre video.

No. 415239

>>415224
She's so gaunt and oblong.

No. 415249

3:50 " I figured out I wanted to act when I was 4 years old"

Then WHY THE FUCK did you venture into MUSIC and spent YEARS of your life on that BITCH.

It's not the case of someone putting off their "true passion" for a stable job.

If she always wanted to be an actress so bad why did she even got that 8 months degree in audio engineering to begin with?

No. 415250

>>415225
Which is interesting, considering one of her excuses for the lack of videos was that she had to keep moving because she was a speshul snowflake. A tiny part of me wanted to believe that she did have to move because it's such a fucking dumb, privileged excuse for not going through the horrendous stress and hours of work of uploading a goddamn Youtube video.

She never changes.

No. 415251

>>415249
she explained she had many hobbies and dabbled in many things. it's not like the opportunity to act ever presented itself before that craigslist ad anyway, calm the fuck down.

No. 415253

>>415251
>it's not like the opportunity to act ever presented itself before that craigslist ad
lol the are hundreds of student films with no standards, stop kidding yourself. anyone who isn't hideously disgusting could easily be working at the level Kiki is.

No. 415256

>>415220
My guess? She's pretending it's too traumatic to talk about because she has something to hide from her new boyfriend. I know she must have told him about her haters and stuff, but for some reason she never mentioned that with the taco shit. She NEVER fails to mention haters. So what's up with that? She's hiding something from her new dude, probably.

No. 415258

>>415220
>I can't talk about it!!!
>drops loads of hints to get people to ask about it

No. 415259

>>415251
Oh yeah an opportunity to pay 5k to be in a f-rated horror movie never showed up. That's why she spent +5 years focusing on making a career on music.

C'mon.

If that was such a burning passion, she'd have focused on it from the beginning, in LA or not, that's my point.

I can't calm down bc it doesn't make any fucking sense

No. 415276

>>415224
>We've all been through things. Whether we choose to acknowledge that or accept that, you know, that's dependent on how aware and open and how compassionate you are.
https://lolcow.farm/kiki
https://lolcow.farm/kiki
https://lolcow.farm/kiki

So many fucking ridiculous statements in this video that I can't even mention them all. Claiming she ever lived alone in Japan or acting like a 20-something moving out is a big deal and she wants people's opinions on it or pretending she doesn't hold on to things because the 'past traumas' become triggers. Girl, that's your whole life.

Also:
>heyaaa sup umumumummm I posted on the Instagramzz
>hot diggity
>bad Jenna Marbles impression
Please join 2017 with the rest of us, Kiki.

No. 415280

>>415224
God she's so fucking annoying with the way she answered the Taku question. She should've just left it alone or not mentioned it at all. I'm sick of the way every single breakup is predictably someone else's fault too. Growth is a person who can admit their faults in things as well. Dumb cunt.

>>415249
Yeah it's really odd that someone who wanted to act at 4 and by her own claims was going to college at 14. That means she was in college for almost as long as she was in her primary education lmao ok Keeks. College would've given her more opportunities to network and connect with other theater kids besides those few plays on her resume. She didn't have to go to LA for this kind of work. She's a dumbass.

No. 415290

>>415276
>Claiming she ever lived alone in Japan
"The first time I lived in Japan I lived alone, the second time I was with this guy I dated"
bitch the first time your dad had to fly over with you and you didn't live there - it was a tourist visit

No. 415296

>>415224

Sooo she took the Taku trauma "trigger" out on Taylor ? I wonder if this is what crossed her mind while talking about holding in emotions..

Also that "pretty big secrete" was probably finding out they weren't actually dating, and having him asking her to leave. I thought she only stayed in Japan for a couple of weeks though ? Thus why she stole images off the net to post ?

>>415225

Maybe, it lowkey looks like the room Kooter's did her really old clothing videos in.. Just from a different side/angle.

No. 415306

>>415224
>claiming she "played the shit" out of Harvest Moon for Wii
>misremembers the name of the character she supposedly married
>says she used "cheat codes" when there are no cheat codes built into the game and no cheat devices for Wii

Jesus CHRIST she only had to do 5 minutes of Googling to not fuck this up? Why make so little effort when you lie?

No. 415311

>>415296
She wasn't in Japan beyond a few days. She literally wore 3 outfits and we have a picture or video of each thing she did which isn't much.. not counting the bullshit she did recording Taco. Kek at claiming she was living there.

No. 415313

>>415306
Best thing in there is that she didn't NEED to talk about it. It was absolutely gratuitous and she failed at trying to look like a gamer.

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>>415239
She is very oblong but idk she's been looking… healthier/glowy? Not haggard like when she was in Japan/with Taku for example.

No. 415342

>>415334
good lort girl. she doesnt even have to cut in bangs if she doesnt want to, just buy a decent clip in bang! COME ONNNN

No. 415355

>>415334
can someone tell me whats her head to body ratio

No. 415361

>>415306
>>415334
So weird that Kota is looking more and more like Kiki. Just Kikis face is longer.

No. 415363

>>415361
Kota is basically the oblong Kiki but stretched sideways, or rotated 90 degrees.

No. 415366

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"Dislikes? In my video? Could it be due to my boring content and lateness to upload when I said I'd and then lie my ass off? Nope. Must be 1-2 jealous haters with their fake accounts"

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>>415334
GOOD LORD

I knew she reminded me of someone. Gisele Bundchen! The Brad's wife/model.

Yeah. I'm gonna get a lot of shit for that and many hi-Kiki's but that nose and lips does it for me

(You're welcome btw kiki)

No. 415379

>>415311
>a few days because she wore 3 outfits and we have a picture or video of each thing she did which isn't much..

No, anon, she doesn't document everything she does, it's actually difficult to make an accurate timeline out of a few instagram posts that weren't even real time, Keeks has this tendency to take pictures and videos just to post them weeks or days later, that material posted in different days could also be from one single day (first at morning, then at night).

I think she did stay with that guy for a couple of months and then something happened, not sure what, but I thought something similar to this anon >>415230 ..idk maybe..?

>>415373
Lol now I see it too.

No. 415461

>>415373
I see it a little bit but gisele has actually proportionate features. but tbh i dont find her face that interesting, i think if kiki didnt have the 7-head she'd be better looking.

we can only dream i guess

No. 415465

>>415366
>>415379
I think it was more like a month. At the time we where documenting it, keeping an eye on the times she was posting etc and It was about a month until the content turned to stolen reposted I ages from google of china or whatever.

Obvs there's no way to really tell, but I don't think kaka has much money for an ellaborate wardrobe so her wearing 3 or so outfits over a month isn't such a reach.

No. 415475

>>415379

Yea, I recall something like that happening. I'm pretty sure the person came here to gloat about it and posted screen shots of his worldfriends profile ?? ( can't remember if was what they found him on or w.e ). I also think either Kaka or that person ( don't remember which )said they showed up to his restaurant/ posted the location.

Knowing all that I really wouldn't blame the dude for breaking it off. Being both physically and cyber stalked over some foreign chick ain't worth it. Plus if he saw the nasty comments about his appearance and work, I'd be pretty pissed too. To top that all off she played it off like she was the only victim, and now seeing this video " He had a pretty huge secrete which ruined the relationship" .. Now she's blaming him ? and making it out to sound like everything was his fault ?

what a cunt.

No. 415478

>>415461
I agree. But if you compare this video to older ones, she improved a bit - got some color, eye makeup doesn't look so heavy/ageing and eyebrows are somewhat acceptable.

She just won't get rid of that flat ass hair or the kindergarten clothes, but oh well. I see her taking notes from here.

No. 415482

If somebody asked her for an specific timeline of her life from Japan to LA, and she was to answer, I wonder how'd it go

> "Oh I studied in Japan then I had this awful breakup so I went straight to LA to pursue my dream"


Or

> was at Japan, had a bad breakup, went to Florida to stay with my parents for a bit, healing myself aka sperging on lolcow for months until I had the opportunity to come be an actress in LA paying 5k to be in a horror movie etc etc


Idk I'm just really curious.

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>>415224
>I lived in Japan for a little bit
>I was studying overseas

girl, you were on holiday for a couple of weeks

No. 415484

>>415475
-samefag/to add on to this

If someone has the patiences to go back thru the Kiki threads you could easily find out the exact date she left, because if I recall Dakota outed Kiki by tweeting about it. After that Kaka just kept posting throw backs and stolen pictures.

No. 415499

>>415483
I think the second time she did spend a while, bc she was doing a course of sorts at Temple University or whatever (at least is what I read here/PULL). But it was what? 3 months?

And yeah, the first time she did go on vacations (and trying to make it there, distributing her mix tapes or whatever, she even went on a radio?)

No. 415500

Was't it Dakota who wanted to be an actress first not kiki?

No. 415519

>>415499
From what I remember was just visit Dakota for a few weeks, but tried to pass it off as longer. The second time she did stay for a few months while she took a single language class. This was when she met taku. Then the third time she went she played it off as if she was moving permanently because her abd taku had plans to marry. Obvsiouly shit blew up reSlly quickly abd I think there is even conspiracies that she never went for the third time. Just used old footage to make it seem that way. She was clearly becoming unhinged at this point imo

No. 415524

>>415519
> Then the third time she went she played it off as if she was moving permanently because her abd taku had plans to marry
> She was clearly becoming unhinged at this point imo

That's right. It was kinda at the same time (before?) she'd post multiple seconds-long videos of herself and Taku together (him dsncing shirtless etc) and then went on a delete spree/twitter meltdown bc people here said he was an uggo or whatever.

I remember people here doubted it bc it'd be… kind of outlandish/expensive to fly back and forth from Japan to FL and the back.

No. 415526

>>415500
No Dakota was into modeling since ever. I think even Charms said smthg about it - that she had no backup plans in case she didn't become a model.

As for Kiki, she'll jump into anything that grabs attention. Though I remember their "kickstarter" video with Kiki bragging about how they brought their classroom acting to tears and they needed money to go to LA (note: that was before Kota moved to japan) to become actresses and in exchange of the money they'd make vlogs. But the video was 75% Kiki rambling and 25% Dakota being eyecandy.

No. 415529

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>>415526
this is a still from said video. Can't find it anywhere tho.

No. 415532

>>415524
Yeah her obsession with Tay was coming through, she really wanted to one up her with having an ugu Japanese bf. I remember before she left for Japan the third time she made a blog post about already looking for wedding dresses. The break up really madd her lose it.

No. 415543

>>415529
Kiki's hair actually looks really good shorter like that. It looks more healthy.

No. 415551

>>415543
I agree. I think the bob makes her face look less narrow? I also think that skinnier eyebrows look better on her, too. I cannot stand her caterpillar brows. At least shape them or something.

No. 415557

>>415296
>also that "pretty big secrete" was probably finding out they weren't actually dating, and having him asking her to leave

Pretty much this. Back then anons speculated about taku slipping money on kiki's purse was actually a present before giving her the boot.

No. 415590

>>415543
That's we everyone on lolcow/pull keeps saying but she won't listen.

I have the vibe she has this weird obsession with long hair/elves so go figure. She got the eyebrow hint, maybe she'll take this one as well

No. 415657

>>415557

What value would a native small business owner even see in a ditzy blonde from america besides a good fuck. She can't cook,clean,speak Japanese and has zero job experience and shit tons of baggage/drama. Real world men don't want to hear " I'm hoping to be an actor one day, and a DJ, and a model and sometimes I do Youtube.. Sometimes, but I never worked a job and just got off disability. " ( especially since she's failed at all of those or didn't even try )


>>415590

Part of me really wishes she would cut her hair to that length, but part of me understands the emotional attachment to long hair. It takes super long to get it that long. That long hair is the only thing she has accomplished in life, the only thing she done successfully.

No. 415664

>>415590
She only wants it that long because of Taylor having actually long, healthy, blonde hair. But the thing is that Taylor took years to grow her hair out, took care of it, and her hair type is flat and thin like kiks, so its just never going to look good.

No. 415665

>>415664
>hair type is NOT flat and thin

No. 415738

>>415664
I think that obsession came before Taylor? I'm her old FAQ she did say she'd grow her hair down her butt and that was her "goal" or whatever.

>>415657
> That long hair is the only thing she has accomplished in life, the only thing she done successfully

Two funny points: 1) it's true 2) it's actually something your body naturally does, even after death

FFS, even Kota got rid of the stringy-thin long hair she had (yeah, she got extensions later but you get my point).

also it'd do her some good. Change is good and many women see "cutting their hair" as something to go with a Major life change

No. 415746

>>415529
isnt this the lulzy 'fund our acting/modeling gig' video. good times…

No. 415750

>>415519
>>415526
lets not forget, shit blew up because some sperg from lolcow hunted down taku's real info and messaged him on facebook

No. 415765

>>415746
Yeah :3 I miss those times

>>415750
That's true so… maybe that was his big secret? He was contacted by hate site people?

No. 415808

>>415765

Doubt it .. With her obsession with talking about stalkers and these "hate sites" to the point its almost the only thing you hear uttered out of her mouth, she would have no problem mentioning it as the reason. She def is concocting a special little victim story for herself with Taku being the lead villain. Kaka just hasn't figured out how she wants to victimize herself.

No. 415820

>>415808
I feel like she's playing her viewers. She talked about it in a way that made them curious (and if you read the comments, they are), she's dropping hints since the poetry video about Japan and how emotional it was and she'll continue to do so. As soon as she figures out how to victimize herself, they'll be climbing over walls to know what went down so she'll drop one long, ranty videos about it and get many views and a massive pity party.

Or maybe I'm just giving her too much credit and she's not that smart

No. 415848

>>415808
I get where she's coming from though, fuck those anons who tipped him.

No. 415853

>>415500
>>415482
Here's the old thread.
>>152604

No. 415854

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Sage for old shitty kiki behaviour

No. 415862

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No. 415865

And lastly, the timeline someone made of her time in Japan.

>>129171

No. 415870

>>415848
Yeah!worst milk draught ever

>>415853
>>415854
>>415862
>>415865
Oh my goodness thank you so much for that. I wonder if she'll bring the prospect of marriage up if she ever talk about what went down between her and Taku. I mean, the followers from that time are still around.

No. 415988

>>415854
>>415862

I keep forgetting how ridiculous and milky she actually was. She will never change. I predict she will fuck things up the same with this new guy. I doubt she was ever really getting married to Taku, she was probably the only one who thought that. Realistically, there's no way. Why would he in such a short time, and when he had been taking her around to hotels the whole time? It's just her delusional brain.

No. 416016

>>415988

Kiki has really low standards. True that apparently in Japan being introduced to the partner's family is a big deal, but Taku's family didn't seemed traditional at all. Also getting a cheap bottle cap as present from them doesn't mean they wanted her to be part of their family lmao.

No. 416024

>>415224
Girl talks like a female Owen Wilson. What the hell.

No. 416027

> I keep forgetting how ridiculous and milky she actually was

Here's to hoping the milk levels will go back to the old standard

No. 416031

>>415870
>>415870
it really seems like she wants to talk about, since she keeps hinting at it. i hope she does because i want to see her side of it tbh

No. 416110

This is off topic but I noticed that Sssniperwolf talks similar to the way Kiki talks. Or is it just me that sees that?

No. 416112

>>416110
Yeah I can see it, in her vlog where she's talking like a retard

No. 416174

>>416031
>>415820
She's totally begging the question. Right now she's busy drafting up the fiction. However thanks to timeline anon we know the Taku stuff was only ever about as serious as the Jack Cash situation.

No. 416741

So any ideas on what her new video will be this week if there is one?

No. 416785

>>416741
She did say she'd be recording a 2nd part to the Q&A… if she was smarter she'd get her shit together and post today ("every thursday evening" like she said a while ago) bc her q&a video did pretty well on views, if you compare it to the 4the July vlog and the Japan poetry one.

No. 416786

>>416741
At least two days after whatever deadline she sets.

No. 416855

>>416786
That's what's funny she didn't set any date per se so it might as well come next month

> "guys work came up"

No. 416908

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>>415529
>>415543
>>415590

Kiki should follow her own advice imo (yes this is from her sperg change posts)

No. 416911

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> > it'd still be long but not as long to cover your whole body like a blanket

Image related, really leads me to believe she's insanely jealous of taylor's hair or wants super long hair to be a special feature that's only hers.

Go figure.

> all sage for high shitposting

No. 416955

>>416911
Hers needs a lot more volume. Rather than looking luxurious or enviable, it looks unkempt. Hair that long requires tons of maintenance unless you're naturally very thick.

No. 416970

>>416911
Fits with her logic that when people make suggestions to her it's because they're jealous and want to take something away from her. She'll never cut her hair despite lolcow saying it would look healthier if she cut it because she thinks we're trying to steal her elven goddess hair. It's stupid since most people probably don't have limp greasy hair like her.

No. 416980

>>416970
So logically speaking she is applying the same rule "I don't want Taylor to have that so I'll say what lolcowers suggest to me"?

>>416955
Yeah it tends to be very stringy, similar to Kota's

No. 416981

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>>416970
> elven goddess hair

That's so cringy. Where did she got that anyway? The elvens from LOTR (image related)

Notice these are 3 years old. Let go of that obsession Kaka.

No. 416982

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>>416981
Daily cringe bc why not

> hair getting blonder bc elvens (dez/14)

> hair is getting copper (oct/14)
> doesn't need bleach bc sun makes muh hair blonder (aug/13)

No. 416990

Soo off-topic and because it's no longer updated (as it should be), how is Kiki's sister doing these days? Still in Japan?

No. 416995

>>416990
Her thread gets updated everyday, it's just on auto Sage. Search Dakota in the catalog of snow

No. 416997

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>>416982
I wonder if kiki still prays to archangel saint francis

No. 416999

>>416995
Daily? Last post is from a month ago. Or am I looking at the wrong thread?

No. 417001

>>416999
I think you might be. The latest post was 8 hours ago. It's the thread where she has the white Yoko Fuchigami purse on her head.

No. 417004

>>416997
Kiki
> "Buddhist"
> prays to Archangel Saint Francis
> believes in elvens*

* I wouldn't be surprised if she did

No. 417006

>>416995
The admins put it in auto sage several weeks ago. Not entirely sure why, it still gets updates.
Look for a pic of her balancing a white Yoko Fuchigami purse on her head. Kinda looks like she's cosplaying a nurse or something.

No. 417015

>>417006
>>417014
Because there was too much drama and no milk. They will stop the auto-sage if anything happens. Not pushing it decreases the amount of people unnecessarily commenting.

>>416999
>>>/snow/326814

No. 417039

>>416982

>>416911 Yasss Kiki! I love your super light blonde hair!!

No. 417079

>>417039
> "don't need to bleach bc the sun is my roof :3"
1 year later
> "erm……it's natural copper highlights!!! ^_^"

Somebody welcome her to the year of 2017, where we have Olaplex and nothing hurts.

No. 417089

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So…. video will be up on Sunday night (At best)

No. 417090

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>>417089
Erm enjoy some accidental kiki sideboob

No. 417105

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No. 417117

>>417089
She could've just answered the questions on her YT video…? There weren't many

I made up a little theory so feel free to call me a lunatic but
> Kiki takes 2 fucking long 2 upload the Q&A
> anon says it's bc shes planning how she'll dance around some questions (like "what it's like having a famous sister")
> some other anon say they recognize these people as people who go on image-boards (no idea how)
> Instagram post where said questions were commented is taken down 1 day after
> 1 week later
> "hai guys Q&A part 2! Ask away"

So yeah my hunch is that it's a way to dodge all those questions pointed out here i.e. pretend they never existed!
Reaching a bit, maybe she took note on what was discussed and went on a blocking spree.

Or maybe none of this matters and she can't simplify things.

No. 417120

>>417117
I do think its because she needs time to figure out a way to spin the answers, or wait to see if there will be different questions asked.

She has to make it out to seem like she's the victim in every scenario. For instance, with the Taku questions. A simple "It didn't work out because I wanted to come back here to peruse my dream of acting and he had obligations back in Japan" would have sufficed. Instead she went into this weird ramble about how he had a super, deep, hurtful, traumatic, secret that he kept from her. Which also makes people really interested and want to know more.

No. 417129

>>416908
>>416911
>such a compilation of screenshots

Kiki is expert at stalking yet always claims she is being stalked~

No. 417144

>>417129
Considering how she stalks her own haters, are you really surprised?

No. 417214

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>>417144
the way she went after taylor was one of her craziest things yet imo. stalking haters is one thing since you can rationalize it as fair revenge or whatever, but stalking some girl you're jealous of competing with your sister is batshit

No. 417219

>>417214
Honestly, she's literally psychotic

No. 417222

>>417214
yeah her Taylor sperg is at the top of the list. But also remember her and Cathy apparently have binders full of screenshots of people who say mean things about her and Dakota. The whole family is psychotic

No. 417229

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>>417214
> Kiki, of all people,
> talking about Taylor's "hook nose"

It's specially hypocritical bc she wrote a full essay on her lilkitten website when a person mentioned a nose job.

Reading the shit she said about farmers (pic related) and Taylor really shows how much she was self-projecting

No. 417232

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>>417229
Specially funny Sperg-Chan bc she went on a rage on her threads about anons saying she has a receding hairline, trying to prove she doesn't… while having awful fashion sense herself, too

No. 417236

>>417079
Sun roof as in on the car that she needs us to know she has. Not literally the sun as her roof.

No. 417307

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That comment. That's not cringy at all.

No. 417308

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No. 417309

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>>417308
That's the scene she's apparently "working" on. #actress

No. 417310

>>417307
that's not how to use 'finna' in a sentence, kiki. nice try trying to stay relevant with the youth of today

No. 417312

>>417307
"finna" is ebonics & she's not even using it properly

No. 417314

>>417309
Ugh, that's another student film at best. This is not a screenplay format at all. It's like screen writing 101 and I don't know who would write something like that in what looks to be word.

No. 417318

>>417314
Thought the same. I wonder if she's done talking about the projects she gets to be in, specially after the Daisy fiasco*

*aka lolcowers knew more about the short film story than Kiki herself

>>417312
> she's not even using it properly
That's the worst of it. It's already cringy when she types like that, but she can't even get how to use the language properly

No. 417324

>>417309
Why is the named Hannah spelled two different ways in just two lines. This script looks like something made in Word lmao

No. 417325

>>417324
The sentences are missing proper punctuation as well (commas, question mark…)

No. 417328

>>417314
>>417324
>>417325
In b4 Kiki updates the caption
>it's totes just a draft copy!!1 most professional actors don't get the full version until they start their 25 hour a day shoots (so maybe the video will be a little late sowwy)

No. 417336

>>417328
HAHAHAHHAHA that's 100% Kiki

No. 417386

>>417309
>You're crazy

well at least she's signing up for the right roles

No. 417403

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Kiki, go back to editing and working on your scene. Come on.

>>417386
But is it acting when she's a psycho who only gets to play psychos?

No. 417419

New Q&A

> rambles through the questions

> the things she carries in herror bag are ridiculous
> "omg this generic Sailor moon makeup bag I got from a vogue fashion show in Tokyo"
> mentions rape and bullying
> cries again bc haters
>"I was part of a casting process where there were 4 clients who came from Japan and a translator (…) I didn't get the part bc I looked too young*"

*really Kiki. Really? They had fucking people flying from Japan but couldn't bother with a little bit of makeup to make you look older?
** she literally said that, I could picture the entire lolcow crew bursting into laughter

Let's also take notes on the videos she promised since she returned:
What I eat in a day video: said she'd do a "house sickness" video
1st Q&A: said she'd make a Spotify Playlist with her favourite music in it
2nd Q&A: mentioned making videos on her shelf of books/on her makeup. Said she'd be buying new equipment in September to make better videos. Casually forgets she had a huge arsenal back in 2012 with green screen and all that.

No. 417422

>>417419
>talking seriously about crystals and astrology
I don't understand how people are this retarded in 2017

>promises a load of new vidoes

You managed to get one simple video out on schedule, slow down and take it one step at a time.

>After being the person that was so fun to hate and pick on and harass… I created this Kiki Kannibal character to get me through the hardest times

So you created this """character""" that constantly mocked and belittled other people? That puts you on the same level as the haturz back then and you actually went even lower with the sperg-chan insanity.

>acting like the truTV role is a big deal

Girl, all the roles are minor besides the hosts.

>I'll let you know whenever things come out!

Unless they're unflattering like Daisy, I guess.

>random unicorn babbling

So goddamn cringey

No. 417434

>>417422
A vein popped in my head when she started talking about the "Kiki kannibal persona" thing among other things.
> "I always ask myself, if I was this person, would I like to hear that?"
> "now instead of fighting back the haters I can understand their pain"

I mean.. lolcow.farm/kiki didn't happen too long ago

No. 417449

>>417419
100% surprised she didn't bring up difficulty of finding acting work because of the casting couch and creepy directors wanting to rape her or get bjs from her.

No. 417455

>>417449

I'm sure she will

No. 417458

>>417419
Initial thoughts in the first 5 minutes:
She isn't nearly as unpleasant when she's acting chill, not making crazy eyes at herself, or trying too hard. Good for her.

Color looks good on her. She looks much less sallow and sickly. Beachy suits Kiki.

And then she started her sob story on "healing." I would've accepted that had she acknowledged who she hurt and that she wasn't just a moving target. But no. She took no responsibility. Always wants to be the victim. No accountability whatsoever.

No. 417459

>>417419
>I looked too young
[looks back up at OP]

No. 417460

>>417307
>finna went to
Oh my GOD

No. 417466

>>417458
> She isn't nearly as unpleasant when she's acting chill
Totally agreed

> color looks good on her

That and also the more laid back outfit. When she's with the clothing full of frills, lace mesh and all that shit it just doesn't look any good

I think even if she took responsibility for who she was on MySpace, we still have proof of Sperg-Chan so it'd be pointless.

Of course, it'd be a great tactic to pull on her followers "~omg ur so beautiful you have a beautiful soul that's so brave" etc while we'd be over here like…
>>417232
>>417229
>>417214
>>416908

No. 417467

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>>417459
I know, right?

Clearly it wasn't bc of her acting abilities

No. 417469

is she going to cry in every video and play the victim to get attention? lol i cringe when she fake cries

No. 417472

honest wish here but her last story is too all over the place to understand.

1. Goes to a casting opportunity
2. Casting crew had 4 clients coming from Japan (of all countries) and this… doesnt seem to be a relevant to detail to the story
3. She befriends casting lady
4. She goes thru several casting phases but doesnot get the role bc she looks too young
5. "It was the role of someone's mother" at this point I'm just like, ok so it sounds it'd be the mother of a teenager or smthg like this. Didn't she know it from the start of the casting process? Don't casting crews let in the kind of look they are going for beforehand so the kind of thing she talked about doesn't happen.
6. Befriended casting lady from step 3 lets her in to be part of the whole process because ??? And tells Kiki her insanely young looks were the only reason keeping her from getting the role.

Is that right, farmers? Did I get it right?

Also… is that how any of it works at all?

No. 417474

>Here's this chunk of rock and weird talisman I keep with me for good luck
>Immediately drops it
>Then camera tips over
That cracked me up.

No. 417475

>>417474
LOL I laughed at that and the tazer (she just showed it so casually)

No. 417484

>>417472
What the hell is with people who humblebrag, seriously. What is it getting her when it's convincing nobody and just fuels her paranoia people will find out what a troll she really is

No. 417488

>>417314
Was gonna say, I'm not an #actress and I know what a proper script looks like. This looks like someone who never even attended screenwriting 101, much less finished highschool…

>>417459
Didn't Kota also claim that she "looks too young"?

Then claimed her photos were being banned for looking too young on instagram, as opposed to sheer botting activity.

I don't get her ongoing obsession with Japan though, why did she bring that up??

No. 417496

>>417488
> I don't get her ongoing obsession with Japan though, why did she bring that up??

It's always been there somehow lol but mentioning people coming from Japan to the casting process she was part of was… a far, far stretch. You can smell BS right away by that unnecessary detail that doesn't fit into the story at all.

No. 417500

>>417469
I mean she's an ~actress~
That's the only vibe I get from any of her videos, just turning on the waterworks or whatever and feeling like a manipulative genius/sociopath with zero feeling afterward.

No. 417521

>>417419

I am hearing things or is she REALLY copying Taylor's speech patterns? When she says "Vogue's night out" i swear she said the canadian "out", like "oot"-ish.

But if she's really trying to copy Taylor, good, because she's way less annoying acting less spatic.

No. 417522

I have nothing interesting to add but the video she released today was so boring I struggled to finish it.

No. 417525

>>417521
I'm also sensing that she's trying to a the poorfag version of Taylor but it's not going to happen since she's incapable of hiding how insane she is.

No. 417527

>>417525
That's pretty fucked up of her after the spergchan stuff. She was insanely jealous of someone just because she was in competition with Kooter and people said she looked like the real version of shooped Koots. Now she's trying to be her? Kiki, you're batshit insane. You even admit it in your video that you're a little fucked up. Get help.

No. 417613

>>417419
Notice how she didn't take any responsibility for the shit she pulled when she was younger. She said she was playing a character because she was in pain: the people she hurt back then wouldn't have known it was a character so that's complete BS. She's not that good of an actress to claim she was a character and was acting back then.

Also, she hasn't a clue about Astrology: sun sign doesn't really indicate career (10th house/MC does!) and rising sign is about what the world sees you as/your appearance not what you actually are (which would be your sun sign I.e. Personality). Even the fluffiest of shit she can't get right. And the thing is she could've googled to make sure but nah.

The video shows a lack of preparation in that a lot of questions she wouldn't answer because "I'll make a video on that" was the response to a lot of easy questions like what her favourite book is. It's a FAQ, Kiki, answer the questions asked! People didn't ask her that shit for her to not provide a satisfying answer for the time being e.g. She could've said "Some of my favourites include title by author, title by author and title by author, but I'll make a video going into detail about them and some of my other favourites soon" but that would've been interesting or helpful and not a complete waste of time which is what this video is.

No. 417614

>>417613
> Even the fluffiest of shit she can't get right
Funny thing is that she went super overboard with the astrology question (yes! I love astrology so much but I can't get any of it right).

The book and makeup questions bugged me a lot. The first made me think she really is not a reader so she threw in anything to not make it seem she's uncultured or smthg like this without going on specifics about what self-help/cook books she has. The latter was a real turn-off. She knew people would ask her to show something, but instead she decided to leave people on the promise of a makeup video someday.

I wonder if it's all due to lack of preparation or she still has that mindset "I can't talk about my makeup on the things I enjoy bc haters"

No. 417624

>>417614
>>or she still has that mindset "I can't talk about my makeup on the things I enjoy bc haters"

I was thinking that too until she promised videos on each one. Unless she's just saying that? But that impromptu what's in my bag bit would've been the perfect time to show said make up that's in her bag instead of going off on a rant about trendy makeup looking like shit irl. Like she could've taken the opportunity to give examples of companies who are legit cruelty free and focus on providing good alternatives to her fans who are looking for those answers but she's still too focused on ranting about the negatives and not providing content of substance/use. If she does her research and it's reflected in her makeup choices/advice then no one is going to have a problem with it. But if she half asses it and gives poor advice because the research wasn't stellar then what does she expect will happen? That people who are more knowledgeable in that area (I'm not claiming to be one of them!) should keep their mouths shut instead of spreading the knowledge/information.

No. 417634

>>417624
Yeah she did promise the videos but as stated before >>417419 almost every video of her comes with a "I'll do a video on theme!" And she ends up not doing it.


> But that impromptu what's in my bag bit would've been the perfect time to show said make up that's in her bag instead of going off on a rant about trendy makeup looking like shit irl. Like she could've taken the opportunity to give examples of companies who are legit cruelty free


Though too. She could've replaced the rant on popular stuff not being "cruelty free" and certain foundations "only looking good in the digital world" on some quick tips of what she considers "actually" Cruelty Free and what she uses instead with a "I'll do a proper video for it" bit

No. 417638

>>415366
I'm pretty sure she's projecting and does this herself. There has been more dislikes than usually for example on Taylor's videos and I wouldn't be surprised if some of them were Kiki

Sage for tinfoil hatting

No. 417739

>>417614

I think the makeup thing was because she probably still uses those brands she mentioned, that are not cruelty free, and didn't have anything to physically show. Or she uses makeup products that are formulated with ingredients that are contradictory to what she portrays herself as (like non-organic….) And she knew she'd be called out in some way. Honestly it really sounded like she was biding her time… And she when she was talking about "fillers, synthetic ingredients…" she just came across as a moron who is not scientifically literate at all.

No. 417746

>>417739
Samefag, it was pretty obvious she is still using non-cruelty free products. Rather than just be honest and admit it or say she doesn't know, she goes on some pointless rambling unrelated spiel to deflect the fact she's failing to live up to her own militant vegan standards.

I know I should be used to it by now, but every time she opens her crazy eyes wide and laughs that unhinged maniacal cackle, it still creeps me out. I feel like a therapist watching a mentally ill patient try (and fail, badly) to manipulate me.

No. 417748

>>417419
I tried to watch the whole thing but like all Kaka's videos, it feels like 15 minutes of someone looking you right in the eye and lying to your face. You know those people who think they're slick and really believe they are doing a great job of fooling you, when internally you're rolling your eyes at what a bad liar they are? Yeah, that's the one. It's almost insulting.

No. 417770

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>>417748
It was 30 mins of Q&A and she answered about 5 main questions tops. On her latest video many people questioned the name change, which she didn't directly address at all.

I like this 2nd videos laid back feeling but she's full of it still.

>>417746
>>417739
She is failing to meet her own cruelty free, vegan criteria.

Like, she puts these super high standards like the bunny sticker from Peta not being enough to make a brand cruelty free enough for her and yet consumes Vogue water (image related), which is a company that supports the fur and leather use in fashion and makes sure to mention she went to Vogue's Night Out at Tokyo. Reason? Aesthetic. Showing off.

In the end it's all for her ego.

Maybe she IS using "super organic synthetic free all natural" beauty products but the main reason for that is to fill her own ego.

She comes off as those super annoying vegans/activists that will lash out at fucking Lush for using sulfates on their shampoos or (fairly traded) eggs and honey in some products.

No. 417772

>>417770
Yeah, this. She is the worst kind of vegan. And sadly, the only thing she would need to do is just be honest. Audiences love when you're at least being honest, in my opinion at least. I forget who, but I remember watching a video where someone said they're switching to cruelty-free products, but wanted to use up the stuff they already had as not to waste it. I guess that excuse wouldn't have worked for her since she's been "cruelty-free" for a long time. She's really dug herself into a hole of lies that would be tough to get out of, too, I suppose.

No. 417790

>>417772
Liés and the attitude. She could be open about it "I try my best to avoid products that support the cruel industry, as of late I've been trying more natural ones… but I'm always open to educate myself on these issues. There's always room for improvement" would've been a better way to word it instead of bashing popular brands and products, and on "cakey" makeup ("it doesn't look good irl outside the digital world" what's the need for that? Bringing the "digital world" into this only show you either hold a grudge bc "Internet ruined my life" or can be seen as being shady)

No. 417794

>>417790
The cakey makeup/I never wear makeup remarks sound really insecure. She sounds like a Nice Girl™.

No. 417795

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>>417419
Those crocodile tears tho.

No. 417808

>>417748
>it feels like 15 minutes of someone looking you right in the eye and lying to your face

This is exactly it. It's probably why she gets so many dislikes. Not the "1 or 2" haters she claims in >>415366
kek

No. 417814

>>417795
So she is throwing a pity party and knows it. Also it's astounding how she can lowkey humble brag while being Sperg-Chan. This is like performance art at this point.

>>417794
It come off as bitchy or as if she's looking down on other people. Like hey, maybe people are into it. Maybe they have really bad skin/acne and are insecure. Who are you to say whether it looks good or not when you were into cakey face not long ago? (And I'm not even talking scene years)

No. 417841

>>417790
For someone who claims to be a sensitive pixie empath, it's sad that she can't go 5 minutes without running her mouth and saying something spiteful or passive aggressive. The mean vindictive psycho Kirsten is always there, bubbling away just under the surface.

No. 417873

Yo how do we watch the TruTV thing if we are not in the US?

Can't lose the opportunity to see Keek''s acting in its prime

No. 417892

>>417873
There's a live stream at:
https://www.streamlive.to/view/73009/TruTV

It's tomorrow at 10:30/9:30c. I'd capture it but unfortunately that's an ungodly hour for me, if no-one else gets it I'll record the repeat at 2:30 and upload.

No. 417896

>>415224
LMFAO

Q: "what inspires you?"

pause

"Hm… what inspires me… uh, flowers! Nature! Uh…. The way people's eye light up when they… talk about their passions!"

It's like she went thru a mental file of all the corny-tumblr posts about inspiration that has ever been created and just started purging it

No. 417898

>>417892
Yeah that's a very unfortunate hour for my time zone too

> if no-one else gets it I'll record the repeat at 2:30 and upload


Hey thanks! That'd be really nice

No. 418279

Willing to bet this Trutv thing she is just a background extra with no lines

No. 418294

>>418279
Well, I hope she gets a lot of screen time and acting. It'll be the first time we'll see her acting (with lines… unlike Daisy)

It's funny that she is so quiet on twitter and instagram, I thought she'd be signaling to her followers to "tune in and see my work"!

No. 418327

Something random I thought of. That song Keeks made in her dubstep album called "Lets killex" a quote in it sounds like "hump my pole" is that something our beloved Keeks of Mother Earth would put in a song?

No. 418356

>>418327
If she did, it'd probably be an attempt at her randumb comedy style

No. 418383

She wasn't on this episode, taking another look at the schedules it's going to be 15th August.

No. 418393

>>418383
but she said in the q&a she was going to be in the episode this week???

Did this bitch just got her own work "release" date wrong?

No. 418396

>>417419
OMG she totally did

Timestamp 12:59 "either tomorrow or Tuesday"

And she said she'd be watching at the same time as the rest of us. Omg. Omg. Omg

Guys. Picture Kaka sitting in her couch out of sheer expectation to see herself on TV only to realize she not only got the date wrong, she misinformed everyone in last week's video WHICH SHE CANNOT TAKE DOWN like she'd do with a instavideo

I can't believe it

No. 418397

>>418396
*12:50

No. 418400

>>418396
God kaka, for this being you dream you sure are shit at it. Next to also not even knowing what the Daisy film is about, it seems as if she doesn't give two shits about these projects she does.

No. 418461

>>418396
I have no idea what TruTV is about, but this seems like something she would do on purpose so we don't actually get to see her embarrassing footage.She'll come up with some lame excuse "Oh they changed the schedule, now I don't actually know the date, so annoying", so we'll miss the fresh milk when it actually airs.
Or her scenes were just cut lol

No. 418463

>>418461
To be fair, the release dates for the episodes on IMDb are all messed up so she may have been going from that. The schedule on the actual truTV website confirms the Sexual Identity episode is 15th August.

I kinda hope the 'sexual identity' thing means she has to play an evil pedophile lesbian.

No. 418471

>>418463
But that's the sloppy part. She was supposed to give an exact date so why not double check like >>418383 did. That's the bare minimum you'd expect for someone who's on the show and wants others to know of their work.

>>418461
> so we'll miss the fresh milk when it actually airs
That's when it backfires because now we know when it'll be up and it just shows how careless she is when it comes to her "dream since the age of 4"

That's so embarrassing for her. Imagine being an actual fan who turned on TruTV yesterday to see Kiki acting and found out she got it messed up. Gives off a very lazy, misinformed vibe doesn't it?

No. 418487

A little quickie rant and timeline on Kaka's laziness:

> Did Daisy. Had no idea what the short movie even was about.

> said she'd come back to YouTube in June. Procrastinated until the very last minute to upload a half-assédio, improvised "what I eat in a day" video
> rarely uploads when she says she will
> Shit content overall
> boosts about TruTV on a video. Gets it wrong and doesn't even try to apologize and fix her mess.
> In her most recent video she said she will wait until September to use her "birthday money" to buy updated equipment to film… meaning, she's in her mid 20's, waiting for mama and Papa Ostrenga to give her money on her birthday to buy equipment instead of getting off her ass and trying to raise money on her own like other youtubers: setting up a Patreon page, Livestream with super chats, etc.

No. 418496

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>>418461
or Kiki is getting information about her own acting career secondhand from lolcow

No. 418497

>>418487
The birthday money comment really says a lot tbh. She wants to claim she's these independent women who is working really hard as an actress, able to move into different places, go to Japan to "study abroad." But she can't even save up some money for some cheap ringlights and a tripod.

No. 418502

>>418496
… this did also cross my mind. The date on IMDb is 29th July, lolcow appears to be the only place where it was posted as being Tuesday this week.

No. 418510

>>418487
>birthday money

That's just cringe…

No. 418519

>>418502
Honestly the least she can do is tell her audience (and do it today) and tell them the right date (since we already did that for her! You're welcome Kiki)

>>418510
Yeah, I don't have an issue with needing your parents to help you out here and there but she could at least try
Will people on lolcow make fun of how unflattering she looked on a livestream? Sure. How little she's making on Patreon (if she set up one)? Absolutely. Make fun of her if she decides to set up a shop at depop to sell her used shit? Ya bet!
But she really needs to get over what a group of people will say about that, she needs to show her audience she's trying and try to engage with them in order to grow instead of being worried about how many bytes will be said about her on her lolcow thread

No. 418594

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The only one doing a dumb pose

No. 418595

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No. 418601

>>418594
Wow, she's so short. Didn't she always try to make herself out to he this super tall qtpie model?

No. 418626

>>418595
she looks good in this one, despite the cakey face (I mean, you can see the foundation piling up and maybe the artist did get some of it on the eyebrows?). I wonder wtf she does to make herself look so haggard, like in OP pic

>>418594
LMAO don't let that quirk die Kiki. It's not embarrassing at all.

>>418601
In some old q&a she did say she was short (I think 5'5 or less?) but always wore heels

No. 418650

>>418487
>birthday money

This reminds me of the gift package on Valentine's day thing where someone (Kaka?) sperged out when we pointed out that it's NOT normal for grown adults to rely on handouts from parents.

No. 418695

>>418650
I think this was more recent and I still don't think that is weird.

No. 418699

>>418594
this looks like the cast and set of an ambitious porno.

No. 418755

>>417896
I don't think Kiki has a sincere bone in her body, I honestly think she is a sociopath who mirrors such corny tumblr empath bullshit and appropriates it for her fake ig personality.

Kind, empathetic people do not sit around all day looking at animal gore. They don't post hundreds of pictures of mutilated genitals to imageboards. They don't call people racial slurs.

Being vegan means nothing in terms of empathy either. Most vegans won't admit that they are doing it for the health benefits/have a form of orthorexia/enjoy feeling superior or snowflakey.

Most of the militant vegans and clean eaters I've met were most worried about getting cancer or chemtrails and food additive conspiracies, and that's the real reason they go militantly organic/vegan. Hiding behind a mask of 'ITS FOR THE ANIMALS' is a good way of making people think you are a nice person.

No. 418761

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>>418595
Sorry but that lipstick colour completely clashes with her skintone and her sixhead, no joke, makes up almost half of the length of her face (goes without saying, I know).

Also wonder if she'll ever get that droopy beak fixed, not that she can afford it, unless mommy and daddy decide to fork out.

No. 418784

>>418755
> Kind, empathetic people do not sit around all day looking at animal gore
All of this. She used to claim she's an empath but 75% of her tweets are related to animal abuse, with graphic videos of violence against animals and such (I get sharing a video once in a while for shock value but most of her RT's feature some sort of awful, gut sickening video). Plus her posting mutilated genitals to this image-board is a cherry on top. Maybe it's some deep down "desire" she has by watching this kind of thing.

>>418761
Yeah I do think she must've done something to her beak, it's way less proéminent now (if you notice it when she shows her profile on camera). 5 years ago she had a legit squidward nose. Though I don't think it'd be rhinoplasty per se. Many aestheticians have means to "fix" this kind of thing now without surgery. And ofc her parents would've paid for it come on.

Birthday money is just a way to say "I get a higher allowance when it's my birthday"

No. 418895

>>410201
collab? what does that even mean? that in return for doing graphics instead of paying (like u normally do) she'll block the designer thinking that working for such ugu elven princess is the highest price imaginable?

No. 418907

>>418895
lol it's d most likely? Her newest video has an "intro" (It's literally 15 secs of some random footage of her with "lilou vos (insert video title)" on so either she "collabed" with him and didnt say a thing or it was done by Kiki herself bc that shit was pretty simple tbh

No. 418908

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Keeks realises how bad those red dress headshots were too

No. 418910

>>418908
She looks evil and plotting evil things.

No. 418917

>>418908

>when your forehead literally eclipses your face


Nice to see Kiki brought her own reflector panel sixhead to the photoshoot, how thoughtful of her.

The only reason these pictures look 'better' than the tragic red dress headshot is bc they've been soft focused to shit. At least her flaky, greasy, red dress snaps were true to life.

I wonder if she's secretly pissed bc her hair looks fully brown there, kek. And remember to fill in your damn brows before a shoot, Keeks.

No. 418923

>>417521
Armchair but any idiot can see that Kaka is insane and has an extremely unstable sense of identity. It shouldn't be surprising that she's mirroring and literally trying to BE Taylor, right down to Taylor's accent and mannerisms. She probably practices for hours in the mirror every night. Creepy ass bitch.

No. 418936

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>>418595
>>418908
I really want kiki to taper her eyebrows and give them a curve. I kinda like how they're bushy, but i would also like to see some definition.

No. 418938

>>418908
> restored my faith in head shot photographers
Gurl…

>>418917
> I wonder if she's secretly pissed bc her hair looks fully brown there, kek
Ssssh anon it's the "copper highlights" showing… ;)
By this time I think it's more like a matter of honor to not do shit to her eyebrows (tho they do look less far apart nowadays) bc of us. Her makeup video with her current "minimal" style and organic products will be pestered with hints on eyebrows on fleek, how not good they look irl, how natural is better, how she gets compliments on them and her eyelashes etc

>>418936
Anon in the bottom photo to the right she looks so much like Barbra Streisand??

No. 418942

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>>418938
Really. (With some years added on, ofc let's not be that harsh on the girl.

No. 418945

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>>418942
She was young once. Eyebrows are an important feature of our face, I think kiki's eyebrows could look better and still keep a natural look.

No. 418951

>>418945
Haha thanks! I went with that picture bc most of the ones I found from when she was young were profiles or full frontal

No. 418954

>>418936
I agree, the current shape of her brows does nothing for her face. They might be 'natural' but they aren't good brows.

I think she's trying to go for that 70's California flower child look, but she comes off more as one of those no-shower dirty hippie youtubers instead.

I wouldn't be surprised if she's skipping deodorant, Keeks has always been grody in the hygiene department. Sometimes it's not good to go too far down that natural road, especially if you don't have the greatest skin/hair anyway. Kiki needs all the help she can get.

No. 418956

>>418954
> Kiki needs all the help she can get

AH but we know she will refuse it. She's in LA and has dad, mom and Bobby paying for her stuff plus whatever money she can make. as far as I can tell there are many good stylists in LA who could do some sort of ~transformation~ on her, feature on their ig, Guy Tang style yknow (except on a budget I guess lol)? But in her mind her pure natural self is the best thing one could ask for so… shrug it's probably over compensation for spending her teen years under so much makeup, bright colors and hair dye

No. 418960

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>>418954
> I think she's trying to go for that 70's California flower child look, but she comes off more as one of those no-shower dirty hippie youtubers instead

Yeah using holistichabits for reference, that kind of style only works if you're… pretty much blessed on the department looks.

No. 418967

>>418956
>>418954
>>418960
I think she's just trying to finally accept the physical features she was born with, and that's cool in its own way I guess. But I really hope if this actress thing doesn't work out, that she gets into being a makeup artist. She used to be really good at that.

No. 419033

>>418967
I don't think there's anything wrong with her accepting her natural features. After covering them up for so long with so much makeup and hair dye, it's nice to see her embrace her real self more. But she needs to figure out how to compliment her features. The all natural, no makeup, long hair with no bangs spooky skeleton look is really appealing, but it doesn't work for everyone. I'd love to see Kiki with a more flattering haircut, some color in her face, less eye makeup, and maybe with a few more pounds on her frame.

No. 419039

>>418967
Let's be realistic, make-up artist would be to 'low' of a job for kiki.

No. 419055

>>418967
Makeupartists have to be really professional and know how to do makeup more than one way. Also, the best ones are like hairdressers in that they have to have good personalities, almost like therapists for clients.

No. 419064

>>418960

Sage but I hate this aesthetic so much lmao. It's like the ultimate 'goes to Bali once' starter pack.

No. 419077

>>419039
True. It's in front of a camera or nothing for her.

No. 419127

She's been pretty quiet this week. I wonder if it's because of the whole TruTV thing or just plain not having anything to upload, so she'll either keep playing dead until next week or she'll come out and say she can't film/upload because "work came up"…

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No. 419179

>>419175
Such bullshit. The schedule on the truTV website has been the same since the season started airing. It didn't suddenly change after you made a mistake.

People only thought it would air this week as it was a love and relationships episode and a 'Sexual Identity' segment could have easily fitted in that (as opposed to the pets, tattoos, gambling, etc episodes). It's just that no-one looked beyond that week's schedule.

Kiki sort yourself out rather than getting your info from lolcow. How come your fellow actors tagged each other in their shots from the episode but not you?

No. 419184

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>>419175
Keeks, the 15th isn't in 3 weeks. Screenshot confirms, since you seem incapable of figuring it out yourself.

No. 419193

>>419179
> The schedule on the truTV website has been the same since the season started airing. It didn't suddenly change after you made a mistake.

Hahah that's pretty much my thoughts, she can't take responsibility for SHIT at the fucking age of 24

>>419184
She is just that careless. She really needs to clean up her act, she can't seem to get one thing right.

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No. 419339

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>>419337
The caption.

Sperg-Chan, never forget.

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No. 419345

>>419339
>I've had an interesting life to say the very very very least lol
Except you really haven't. You haven't achieved anything in all those years, the 'interesting' parts came from you attention seeking on the internet and then playing victim when people didn't like your behavior.

No. 419348

>>419339
>I understand myself, therefore, I can understand others

In other words, she knows full well how manipulative she can be so she's projecting, and has probably developed the ability to spot these same tendencies in other people. Sociopaths recognize other sociopaths. They only target people who seem weak or gullible.

All that really conveys is that she assumes everyone else is just as conniving and duplicitous as she is, and is guarded because of it. Which says everything about her mindset, really.

No. 419349

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>>419339
Cow clash featuring simoly_kenna. The self-absorbed flakes eventually come together.

>>419347

That was a very weird sentence. You understand yourself but that doesnt mean you can fully well understand others - each person has their reasons, motivations and life paths. Your "bullying" story feature in the RS article doesn't speak for everyone, neither does your wishy-washy, hypocritical world views.

She really does think too high of herself doesn't she.

Tbh my favourite part is the very beginning
> made myself stronger as a person
> great compassion
> higher consciousness

Except no: you can't face criticism without disregarding it as jealousy, if you had great compassion you wouldnt be spamming this board with graphic images and running your mouth against another girl or even saying shit about people here ("your mom's beat you, your dad's raped you…") and if you had any higher consciousness you would realize how incredibly hypocritical you are.

No. 419352

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No. 419353

>>419340
A whole week of eating at home?!!! OMG GAIZ SHE'S AMAZING! KIKI PLS TELL ME HOW YOU SURVIVED THAT ORDEAL!!!1

No. 419405

>>419349
>how incredibly hypocritical you are.
out of literally everything that Kiki is, this is by far the biggest defining thing. With Spergchan and that Danny website, she's proved to be a very sordid, rotten-to-the-core person. it's beyond me how someone can be so shamelessly sociopathic and lie like this on the outside while being the way she is on the inside.

No. 419418

>>419405
>it's beyond me how someone can be so shamelessly sociopathic and lie like this on the outside while being the way she is on the inside.

But isn't that's exactly what sociopaths do? Only a sociopath could fake their personality this blatantly and not even feel bad about it. A normal person would feel way too much guilt.

No. 419496

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