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No. 1476840

Alice Bender is known on TikTok for being a barefoot crunchy mom, vegan, and self-proclaimed radfem tradwife.

FKA radfemalice / aliceandfern / comingupfern / aureliasmama

PREVIOUS THREADS
#1 >>>/snow/1373450
#2 >>>/snow/1437264
#3 >>>/snow/1459875
#4 >>>/snow/1467548

BACKGROUND
>met husband Caleb Bender when she was 14; he was 18
>says she left him for two years because he didn’t want to get married and start a family, so she was ~17 and he was ~21
>got married as soon as she turned 19; immediately got pregnant
>in February 2019, Allison was in a car crash at 29 weeks pregnant
>sent to the hospital in an ambulance; delivered the baby via emergency cesarean
>baby Aurelia didn’t survive
>Allison first blamed the C-section, later the vitamin K injection
>announced second pregnancy in February 2020
>refused prenatal care because she thinks ultrasounds have radiation
>chose to “freebirth” instead
>i.e. gave birth alone on her toilet in their apartment; fished out her own placenta from her uterus two hours later
>Fern was born in August 2020
>Allison believes all women should be willing to die alone in childbirth rather than go to the hospital or have C-sections
>Fern is dressed gender neutral, except when Allison makes him wear her dead daughter’s dresses
>vegan except for her expensive leather baby stroller
>claims her parents were abusive because they fed her meat as a child
>anti-vaxx; bragged about telling people not to wash their hands before holding her newborn, but she’s nervous around people who got the covid vaccine
>lets Fern eat dirt, sticks, rocks, shopping cart handles, etc. because she breastfeeds
>refuses to wear sunscreen or put it on her infant because she thinks vegans can’t get sunburns
>believes she is smarter than doctors despite only having a GED & dropping out of college
>hasn’t worked since she quit Victoria’s Secret during her first pregnancy because #tradwife
>refuses to say what Caleb does for a living; according to a GoFundMe set up after the car crash, he previously worked at a sports bar in a strip mall
>claiming to be pregnant again as of December 2021
>still “pregnant" as of March 2022
>took a two week long cross-country roadtrip with Fern, without Caleb
>slept in her car because “hotel rooms are scams”
>Fern slept on a dog bed in the backseat
>met several TT moms in an attempt to gain clout
>left Fern with strange TT mom while she passed out
>said mom leaves clean clothes and a toy for Fern in her car because they're filthy
>posted a friends-only TikTok in December saying Caleb can’t stand Fern’s crying, screams and punches the bed next to Fern, and “slapped his tummy”
>still filthy
>still no word on the bunny she killed, the wedding ring that Fern ate, or the house they’re having built

RECENT MILK
>Ferns rickets intensify
>editing plaque and bruises out of photos
>caleb lives non-crunchy life without alice with his 'girl best friend'
>can't decide if she wants to buy an RV but doesnt know if fern needs to be in a seat
>buys $1100 kayak
>breaks $1100 kayak after the one use in which fern cries because he is terrified
>plans to buy another kayak
>still has microwave
>Ferns Real Parent is blippy
>still no word on house that is 'going to be built'
>carries around adult sized toothbrush props
>Fern is no longer a barefoot crunchy babe–he wears giant flipflops
>regularly drinks "the devils bean"
>ferns vocabulary is limited to about 5 words at 19 months old
>still filtering comments on TT
>began grifting on Live
>planning another roadtrip


LINKS
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@alicellani / https://www.tiktok.com/@alicellanispam / https://www.tiktok.com/@crunchyipadbaby (inactive)
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/alicellani/ / https://www.instagram.com/comingupferneats/ (inactive) / https://www.instagram.com/alicesavestrash/ (inactive)
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcvTBOZRCShzsEd0guqg2Qw
Twitter: https://twitter.com/alicellani
Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/allisonroza/
Amazon wishlist: just kidding, but of course she has multiple

No. 1476846

>>1476840
Thread pic is the fugliest fucking thing I have ever seen.

No. 1476849

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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdPKaB8t/?k=1
I just noticed how she pronounces CeraVe lmao how dumb can she be

No. 1476852

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She’s encouraging women to give birth in a hotel or Airbnb. Not the first time I’ve seen this suggestion from her. How inconsiderate do you have to be to subject others to your bodily fluids without their consent?

No. 1476884

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she’s definitely checking the threads bc she hadnt mentioned anything about the microwave or 5g until someone brought it up yesterday and suddenly she made a tiktok about it? also notice how she uses caleb as a scapegoat when she gets caught being hypocritical or doing something “non-crunchy”

No. 1476889

Caleb wouldn't use the fucking microwave if you got rid of it like you previously said you did.
I can almost guarantee that video is a lie and she uses it too.

No. 1476923

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She's discussing screen time…apparently it's fine because fern gets bored of it quickly.

Did she forget that she spent days unnecessarily driving with the kid glued to his Ipad? Has it slipped her mind that she admitted that Fern stated up til 3am watching Blippi while she slept?

Stop lying through your yellow teeth Allison

No. 1476929

Unbelievable that she can’t talk about 5G/microwaves due to “tiktok censorship” and goes as far as to say that “censorship is usually a sign something isn’t right” and yet she obsessively deletes anyone in her comments who says something outside of her own echo chamber. She has no self awareness.

No. 1476966

Allison blocked me for saying I work in the admissions office at Cornell. I literally processes paperwork and make sure admission packets are complete and not missing things. She said she was planning on going to Cornell, but the thing is she never applied! She also said that homeschool kids have an advantage getting into college, which is untrue. Often they have little or not documentation of their work at a high school level. The are treated exactly the same as an admissions level. If the have SAT or ACT scores and if the used an online reputable school that can be used. Often they have to start at a community college because they do it have documentation. And the only reason she has scholarships was because she is a registered Native American!

No. 1476990

>>1476966
Why would you working at the admissions office be worthy of being blocked? That’s the proof she is lying and was scared to be exposed again for lying. It’s sad that she’s encouraging young teens to drop out of high school to boost her own insecurities. It’s harmful and tt should be taking this down as harmful misinformation.

No. 1476992

>>1476966
She had claimed her marks were good enough and didn’t need to take sat or similar but ppl were proving she was lying in the comments so she deleted it all and now blocks any references to testing. She should just admit she received scholarships from her native status, unless she’s actually embarrassed by it.

No. 1477006

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Where I am, to close a joint account requires both parties to close it and to withdraw a large sum or all of the money for the exact reason one person couldn’t run with the money.

No. 1477058

>>1476884
We are feeding her content cuz we are exposing her lies. More and more ppl are reading here and coming to the realization she’s full of shit.

No. 1477078

She’s 100% lying about the new build bc in her TikTok where she went to a model home with Carly, she mentions how it’s super expensive to do neutrals with a builder so their house will be “very brown” until they renovate it. However, in a previous TikTok where her and Fern went to view the model home to her new build it was very brown and she mentioned how hers will obviously be white and “not this brown”.

No. 1477080

>>1477078
oooh good catch! Then yeah i would say that confirms it. she cant keep her lies straight

No. 1477103

>>1477078
She will post a tt today stating they had to change their colors to basic builder brown and blame it on the builders increasing the cost for alternate colors… more lies to cover up her exposed lies.

No. 1477138

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE THREAD COVER PIC OF HIM CRYING IN THE KAYAK / THE CARTOON ANON MADE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No. 1477149

>>1477138
The panic in her eyes in the Kayak picture has brightened up my week tbh.

No. 1477164

>>1477149
The panic of the viewers on her live witnessing this and not that fern is absolutely hating the kayak and is tired. Within 10 mins after she had him in the kayak which coincidently had holes and almost sank.

No. 1477166

this stupid bitch is saying that she became physically ill and fern was refusing to eat when they had to eat non organic on their trip. I think this goes beyond orthorexia, she needs to be evaluated for ARFID

No. 1477169

>>1477078
She makes no sense - why would you renovate a new build?? Builders typically don’t do paint either when you move in the walls are white. She’s so full of shit. She doesn’t even know what she’s saying anymore. Model homes are painted + staged. Is she really this stupid?

No. 1477170

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>>1477166
Interesting. They didn’t have a problem eating an entire bag of cuties, which aren’t organic…

No. 1477181

>>1477169
She really is stupid. She also has no clue how banks work, getting a mortgage, how to effectively parent without putting fern in danger all the time.

No. 1477188

Dumb bitch has made 44 tik toks in less than 24 hours. How manic do you have to be.

No. 1477192

>>1477188
She needs to earn her $1100 back from the kayak lol

No. 1477193

>>1477188
Tt shadow bans the creators who over post who are in the creator fund.

No. 1477195

>>1477166
I hate how she talks about her refusal to eat non-organic as if she’s some super special extra sensitive snowflake uwu that can taste the chemicals us npcs are addicted to.
Eating an extremely restrictive diet because you believe Q-tier conspiracies about the elites poisoning non-organic food does not make you better than everyone else, Alice. She’s so smug in her delusions.

No. 1477204

>>1477195
Could she taste the chemicals in the fruit the moms served while travelling?
Did anyone catch her tt where she equates the high cost of food to the calories for the dollar? Her theory is negated with fruits and vegetables. Again just another attempt to justify her buying expensive vegan/organic junk food.

No. 1477208

I can’t believe Carly’s kids are sick now too. She’s spreading her diseases all over the United States

No. 1477222

2 of my screenshots made the new page im so honored

No. 1477233

Idk if this has ever been talked about, but does Alice know that organic fruits/veggies still have herbicides and pesticides? like nothing is ever truly “chemical free”. and yet she acts like if she eats nonorganic she will get sick lmao

No. 1477235

whoever made the new thread, bravo! I snort laughed reading the "new milk" and the picture is top notch too. The one mostly to the left was unexpected but much appreciated. Credit where it's due!

No. 1477236

>>1476923
except we know fern doesn't "get sick of it quickly" she turns it on to soothe him, she uses it to keep him calm and manage his tantrums. There have been two pictures in the thread demonstrating this, where he is playing or doing something interactive, and she has the phone out in front of him. She's so full of shit, how do her followers not see this? Can someone show them this page, like seriously.

No. 1477238

>>1477188
where do you think fern was and what do you think he was doing while she took and edited all those tiktoks, and then sat and accepted/deleted comments?

Like that has to take most of your day, so when does fern get any interaction?

One of her newest tiktoks, the cat walks in front of the screen while she's talking, and she doesn't acknowledge the animal at all… like normal people are like "well hey there! you wanna be in the video too?!?" or something along those lines. The cat just wants attention and to be pet and she can't even make it a fun part of her video to do so, and also give the cat some pets? She's weird and heartless, honestly.

No. 1477239

>>1477193
I feel like her page really "fell off" and lost traction, but I thought maybe it was just me… I think she pays for her likes. She will have like 30k likes with 12 comments. I don't think 30k people truly care about what her filthy ass has to say or about her dangerous opinions. She doesn't deserve a platform and I will not stop bullying her till she's gone. WTF is tiktok thinking letting her stay on there with all that info. Should we start a petition to get her off?(cowtipping)

No. 1477240

>>1477208
WHAT?! screen shot next time of where you saw that or source!

No. 1477251

>>1477233
Organic produce actually uses more pesticides, but they are “naturally derived.” She’s super against “natural flavors” but she’s cool with “natural” pesticides.
She doesn’t follow any sort of coherent logic so it’s not worth questioning lol

No. 1477255

>>1477239
she heavily monitors her comments—I’m pretty sure she has to approve them before they’re visible to others

No. 1477256

Fern knows 5 words? I thought he could only say “no” “go” and “oh”

No. 1477257

>>1477233
literally so much shit is labeled organic so they can charge more. there’s barely a difference

No. 1477258

>>1477239
Even if you are a fan of someone, do you really “like” every video of theirs? I don’t think her teenage girl simp following is 30k strong. Maybe 20 max

No. 1477259

>>1477240
there’s a screenshot in the last thread, carly posted about it on her IG story. I’m surprised more people aren’t talking about it here. She is so disgusting. Willow is probably sick too but it’ll take longer to hit them or she won’t post about it.

No. 1477260

>>1476889
Oh she totally uses the microwave. She just “feels bad” about it when she does lol and that makes her still righteous

No. 1477261

>>1477239
I followed her on one of my throw aways and it gave me a warning first. It said this user has multiple content violations and asked if I still wanted to follow her lol. So stupid because there’s no warning for people who just stumble onto her page and don’t follow, and if she’s in violation why does she still have an account?

No. 1477262

>>1477259
Luckily the mom who she went to typhoon lagoon with seems to have been spared from Alice’s virus. Maybe the chlorine washed her and her kid off. She also never got super close to her lol

No. 1477267

>>1477255
Yes she has the filter on to approve all comments!

No. 1477269

>>1477256
He knows how to say out but she ignores that word

No. 1477270

>>1477257
Yes, it has become a marketing ploy and they get away with it bc there aren’t enough inspectors or regulators.

No. 1477279

For someone living in income adjusted apartments and on WIC/Food stamps she is so financially irresponsible. She bought the iPad and lost it, her brand new car is disgusting already, she has claimed to have bought multiple vacuums in three years, she broke her expensive kayak two days in, and she just posted about how she’s bought multiple sets of pots and pans lol

If I was Caleb I’d lose my mind

No. 1477282

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Now she says she’s going clothes shopping today.

No. 1477289

>>1477279
she said caleb used to monitor her shopping when they first got married but she shut that down. If I was the only one working and my spouse was blowing it all, I’d get a divorce before I’d let them spend another penny. fuck that, so disrespectful

No. 1477290

>>1477279
It’s bc she doesn’t do dishes so the pots get moldy and either damage the pot or she just throws them out. I believe the caraway pots were given to her as a collab. Caraway pots have an excellent rating and positive reviews. Alice is the problem not the pots… or the kayak or the vacuums or the…

No. 1477293

>>1477282
Why does she care about revealing clothing she prances around Tiktok in lingerie

No. 1477295

>>1477282
She’s asking what clothing store has dresses and crop tops. Literally all of them Alice.

No. 1477298

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About doing OnlyFans

No. 1477314

>>1477298
She only brings up OF when she’s desperate for views

No. 1477321

I doubt she will ever actually do OnlyFans, but if she does who’s gonna take one for the team and subscribe to it?

No. 1477324

>>1477298
>not something I want to do while married
What a weird thing to say, it almost sounds like she’s planning on the marriage ending at some point and she’ll do OF when she leaves him.

No. 1477369

Omfg shes literally so fuckin annoying with her lies for views it’s entertaining to see what shit she spews out of her dirty mouth next

No. 1477371

>>1477170
I think those are regular oranges

No. 1477373

>>1477324
Such an odd way to say it. Even if Caleb is in on this facade and knows her saying this stuff makes them money, aren’t they both incredibly embarrassed hundreds of people think their marriage is the most pathetic partnership

No. 1477381

>>1477371
Definitely cuties. You can see the telltale stickers. She had a whole video about how a bag of cuties was her and fern’s lunch but she deleted it

No. 1477383

Teeth more yellow than buttered popcorn bro

No. 1477387

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I wish she’d stop making TikToks and clean her damn floor.

No. 1477392

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Poor kid is so sleep deprived he has bags under his eyes

No. 1477399

>>1477387
I see going back to cloth diapering with the help of the bidet is going well

No. 1477400

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Allison be lackin. Poor little fetus. In 9 months you were supposed to come greet us.

No. 1477411

>>1477392
thats allergies nona

No. 1477416

>>1477411
Impossible, vegans don’t get allergies

No. 1477417

>>1477411
Could also be kidney failure, loads of crap can cause puffy under eyes, or he just woke up.

No. 1477420

>>1477392
Might have just got done having a crying fit. But that’s unlikely because fern is “not like other kids” and doesn’t ever “act out”

No. 1477429

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Duh what did she think would happen

No. 1477432

>>1477239
She definitely buys views, but she has no comments because she deletes all the ones that call her out on her bullshit

No. 1477433

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Knew they didn’t have health insurance. Says their “healthy food” is their insurance. This is why she won’t take fern to have his legs and hips checked out.

No. 1477438

>>1477290
How could they ruin anyways, she doesn't even cook anything ever.

No. 1477439

>>1477433
I swore she said in a live once that she gets free health insurance for being native.

No. 1477442

>>1477433
She likely gets free insurance for being native and could qualify for state healthcare. She probably does have it but doesn’t want to get health care and refuses to drive to the Indian hospital

No. 1477444

>>1477433
she blocked me once for saying that Medicaid covers all delivery bills in the hospital, but before she blocked me she wrote that she had Medicaid and it didn't cover everything. so, she admitted to having Medicaid.

No. 1477448

Fern always looks dirty. And why is the tablet always shoved in his face. Oh that’s right it’s the only way she can post all her stupid tiktoks / block people and delete comments

No. 1477455

>>1477429
she taught him to chuck his ipad at her while she was driving?! so fucking stupid

No. 1477467

>>1477455
Kids a spoiled twat

No. 1477468

>>1477455
Yeah this is really bizarre, if she can teach him that couldn't she teach him to hit play himself? Or even teach him to say something like pause to alert her?

No. 1477476

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>>1477400
Even the crazy raw organic vegans take vit b12 supplements because a deficiency (which you will get!) is super dangerous. She can get all of the other stuff through a vegan diet but her diet fucking sucks. Why is she subjecting a child to this god it’s so hard not to alog in here.

No. 1477480

I can see Alice setting up some sort of consultant services for people (esp. moms) who want to go vegan and going FULL onision with it … except hopefully without the preying on minors (cough cough caleb)

No. 1477482

>>1477476
Vegans often need to supplement lysine which is an essential amino acid that vegan diets can be low in.

No. 1477489

>>1477400
I’m choosing to believe this is a friends reference … I will buy you some adidas. >>1477476
Her eating habits are so concerning. I feel like most of her and ferns meals are just raw fruits and vegetables, and it’s not like she doesn’t have the time and money to research how and then make actual vegan meals that fit all the requirements that her and her family need to be healthy. So frustrating that she’s too ignorant and lazy to feed her child properly yet she’s about to pop out another one.

No. 1477494

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Her followers know nothing about nutrition too.

No. 1477498

>>1477476
I don’t want her going anywhere near a hospital or medical persons while giving birth bc if there was something wrong with the baby she would 100% blame the hospital/doctors/nurses again like she did with her daughter instead of taking ownership of her causing the health issues. She’d be slandering all over social media again.

No. 1477513

I think the video is deleted now but she said her husband is more crunchy than her because he doesn’t want fern to have screen time / iPad but from what we know the dad sits in front of the screen all day playing games & hardly interacts with fern! Make it make sense Alice

No. 1477518

>>1477494
The only vegetables her and fern eat is whatever is in that vegan sushi. She does “cook” about once a month where she throws some spinach in something random. Other than that her and fern do not eat vegetables

No. 1477523

>>1477494
She rarely buys “greens”. Those few leaves in her fridge are just going to rot. She lives off fruit, snacks and chipotle

No. 1477528

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Good luck getting him out of that chair to "check the foundation"

No. 1477536

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Almost like he doesn't want her there

No. 1477538

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Hey Alice. The Kikka brand sushi that you eat everyday from Whole Foods is not vegan. The rice is filled with honey.

No. 1477542

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Grandma mumu, what the fuck is she talking about?

No. 1477550

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>>1477538
Definitely Kikka brand. All of their sushi has the same ingredients just different filling. So honey and citric acid which I thought she was against

No. 1477593

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Wow this is a first. I'd sure be surprised if she don't turn around and grab him anyways.

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>>1477593
This third pregnancy is doing her appearance zero favours. This ss literally looks like it has a faceapp aging filter on it, she looks so old and dehydrated. (Picrel from healthline)

No. 1477613

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Absolutely love how she started acting like a material gorrrl in this video in her Walmart wedding gown

No. 1477630

How does she find the time to read these in between taking and editing videos? Is it like reading while shopping or reading while walking or what lol

No. 1477646

>>1477630
Same time she uses to delete 99% of her comments. Always on her phone
Also “editing” is a generous word

No. 1477671

I looked up the apartments she lives at. They are all low income housing. A 2 bedroom/ 2 bath is $834

These apartments are really ghetto tho, online reviews complain about scorpians, cars and apartments being broken into - etc

No. 1477690

>>1477685
lmfao oh bless you. This is hilarious.

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>>1477613
>>1477613
I commented and told to save some coochie shots for the OF, she deleted the vid lol

No. 1477695

>>1477593
i don't understand how she thinks those shitty fake lashes look good, they are just a straight line across her eyelid and it makes her look like a retarded muppet

No. 1477696

>>1477691
I guess she’s been taking tips from Eugenia Cooney.

No. 1477704

>>1477608
It’s her fourth pregnancy

No. 1477705

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Go ahead and tell the whole world you are going to burn it, that will get you your refund

No. 1477706

>>1477704
The first one was terminated so soon it doesn’t really count though. It most likely would’ve only been 7 or 8 weeks.

No. 1477711

>>1477705
she could've bought an inflatable one for around 100 usd. she thinks spending a lot of money is a flex but it makes her look stupid mixed w her insufferable attitude

No. 1477714

>>1477705
i feel like her makeup rn is a failed copy of that first girl she met up with lmao

No. 1477722

>>1477714
Lol you're right, she's going to need a serious tan though!

No. 1477729

>>1477691
Ugh but just today she was talking about how "modest" she dresses

No. 1477733

>>1477722
With the no sunscreen you’d think she’d be a lot more tan.. must be the anemia

No. 1477734

>>1477714
YES the Typhoon Lagoon girl? I can only imagine her jealousy for her. Her husband buys her everything but he's actually wealthy and they have quite the extravagant lifestyle.

No. 1477735

>>1477444
Medicaid will not always cover a whole birth, most of the time you need health insurance already & Medicaid to supplement the rest of the birth.

No. 1477738

>>1477729
It’s like she’s fishing for ppl to call her a slut or something…like wanting people to be like “MODEST!?!” And stuff like that.

No. 1477739

>>1477734
Next thing we know, she will have black hair.

No. 1477740

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Why wouldn’t Alice correct this??? Or why did she not filter it out since it’s not true?

No. 1477743

>>1477740
LOL the fucking oil theory. Where did this even come from? Theres another "crunchy" mom who's husband actually does work in oil though (xebiee on tt), so maybe she copied her.

No. 1477750

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>>1477740
>>1477743
Alice mentioning the crunchy mom who’s husband works in the oil field and the crunchy mom.
Alice doesn’t correct people because it’s a better job than what Caleb actually has

No. 1477753

>>1477705
Maybe if her stans hadn’t attacked the company they would be responding to her.

No. 1477757

>>1477740
The only oil Caleb works in is cooking oil and there ain’t no health insurance there.

No. 1477776

>>1477735
Nope. Not true at all Medicaid is for poor people. They cover everything.

No. 1477782

File: 1647994135907.png (8.19 MB, 1170x2532, B75461A6-9C99-4884-8E9B-FACB75…)

How modest!

No. 1477786

>>1477776
Can confirm. Been getting MRI’s whenever I please. The govt sucks, I’m gonna milk every penny from them. I’m also a hypochondriac so it kills two birds with one stone. They give you good drugs to go into those scans too kek

No. 1477789

>>1477782
I bet she steals. Who brings a back back to go shopping?

No. 1477792

>>1477608
Fourth pregnancy at 22..what’s she going to look like at 30

No. 1477794

>>1477782
What happened to her autism making her feel uncomfortable showing skin? She’s so silly

No. 1477811

>>1477776
Seeing as though I gave birth twice on Medicaid in the past 3 years, yes it is true. It varies case to case. They ask you about the money in your bank, how much rent you pay, etc.

No. 1477819

>>1477786
Pregnancy Medicaid & regular Medicaid are two different things.

No. 1477820

Her comments section is always so needlessly nasty and passive aggressive towards people who ask questions… Alice how do you not see that your fans aren't great people

No. 1477833

if she has tons of money from her settlement, wouldn’t that mean she couldn’t get medicaid
and food stamps? don’t they check bank
accounts? just so confused how she affords all of this.

No. 1477834

In the end we just need to remind ourselves that she is miserable on the inside and always will be. She’s creating this whole “life” for tiktok..having a baby for tiktok to keep up with the other tiktok moms. But she will always regret it. You can tell she has a wild soul, too bad she’ll never get to embrace it.

No. 1477840

>>1477833
With her spending habits, I doubt she has much money left. And they don’t look at your savings account, only your checking to look for any money coming in and even then they don’t check unless they think something is up. They only ask for employment verification, if employed.

No. 1477851

>>1477811
It do medical billing. If you are getting charged for labor and delivery and you are on Medicaid you need to report that hospital for Medicaid fraud.

No. 1477855

>>1477820
She isn’t a great person.

No. 1477866

File: 1647996758208.png (2.58 MB, 750x1334, 57A472BD-9AE1-4BF3-8A74-BDAFF8…)

Fern does have Caleb’s smile.
Caleb’s teeth are as bad as Alice’s. Yuck!

No. 1477876

>>1477866
why did she censor fern and caleb looks like a goblin

No. 1477883

>>1477876
Fern could be naked. Caleb doesn’t look healthy at all.

No. 1477884

>>1477876
I wondered the same thing. Bruises? Caleb slapping ferns tummy? Is she going to claim it's a 'consent' thing?

No. 1477887

>>1477883
I've mused that it could be drugs.

No. 1477888

>>1477866
That’s the face of a man who drinks/smokes every day and doesn’t eat right. He and Alice both look like they’re 30+

No. 1477889

>>1477887
Very strong possibility.

No. 1477901

Unfortunately I know a woman irl who is much like Alice in terms of how much she neglected her son as a baby. Fern is definitely going to end up not being potty trained, incapable of properly expressing himself and so codependent on her. Because of her being so selfish and insane, though, this is exactly what she wants.

No. 1477907

>>1477705
Can assume PayPal denied her claim?

No. 1477915

>>1477866
zapressa's son is almost the same age as fern but he looks way more developed. fern still looks like a baby compared to him lol

No. 1477921

>>1477907
PayPal gives the company a few days to respond to their claim. By “ghosting” Alice means that they didn’t respond after 1 business day, whilst sending her followers to attack the business’ social media pages.

No. 1477926

>>1477915
Holy shit I thought her kid was like 4??? He’s only 4 months older than fern! I guess comparatively he looks older because fern’s growth is so stunted

No. 1477963

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>>1477888
Here’s an old pic and just look at all the Paddington vodka bottles above their kitchen cabinets, I also remember the cases of beer she bought every few days on some of her food hauls. He’s def got some kind of drinking problem, but then again if I lived with someone as crazy as Alice I’d also probably be an alcoholic.

No. 1477968

>>1477963
She's got Torn syrup there - that has "chemicals" and she's gonna eat out of a mainstream Rae Dunn bowl that also has "chemicals". She's such a fake.

No. 1477972

>>1477968
That post was original from over 2years ago. She wasn’t as cautious about chemicals back then.

No. 1477974

>>1477968
This was way before she was a crazy crunchy mom, if u go back on her Insta she seemed so normal during this time, that why I honestly think she’s had some kinda mental breakdown that’s made her so unhinged.

No. 1477986

File: 1648002749110.jpg (582.16 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20220322-193016_Ins…)

Anyone else notice alice bought this swimsuit right after hanging out with Zapressa. a quick look at zapressas page and most of her bikinis are similar to this with a more open bum area

No. 1477994

>>1477986
Also looks like she tried a self tanner. The color is so uneven and kinda orange.

No. 1478008

>>1477963
She could’ve gotten them from Caleb’s bar job. I’m sure working at a bar helped his alcoholism

No. 1478018

>>1477994
This whole photo shoot was a mess. Cakey unblended makeup and unflattering lipstick just to go into the ocean. One of these moms should’ve had mercy and taught her about makeup

No. 1478025

>>1478008
I saw a comment a long time ago of someone saying she found all the vodka in a dumpster but I don't have actual proof of that

No. 1478034

File: 1648004313639.jpg (821.06 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20220322-195822_Ins…)

Found it

No. 1478048

File: 1648004886450.png (4.5 MB, 828x1792, F98191D7-094C-4584-B882-ECC5B3…)

this is nightmare inducing

No. 1478052

>>1478048
Sustainable queen!!!

No. 1478059

>>1478048
Oh my god, I thought the same thing. And to be honest the whole fit is so sad looking tbh. I don't know what to call this, homeless chic?

No. 1478062

>>1478048
She’s wearing her gym shoes which are very dirty so she’s been wearing them a lot. So much for the (trial) gym membership. Again, just for content and free babysitting.

No. 1478063

>>1478034
Wonder how long Caleb took to pound through that haul

No. 1478065

>>1478059
>>1478048
Dumpster dive disaster

No. 1478075

File: 1648005747477.jpg (130.49 KB, 720x1333, Screenshot_20220322-232001_Tik…)

didn't she once say her asthma stops when she went fully vegan?

No. 1478081

>>1478075
Clean your house? >>1478075

No. 1478092

>>1478075
She certainly did. They all should have breathing problems with their apartment always so dirty and food left around to mold

No. 1478094

>>1478065
I am screaming, that is too funny

No. 1478096

>>1478075
Anemia will make it hard to breathe bc the lungs are overcompensating.

No. 1478106

She really needs to go to a doctor. Being short of breath could be a sign of complications in pregnancy. She’s absolutely reckless and it’s terrifying.

No. 1478111

>>1478106
Horrible to say but I am completely numb to her having pregnancy problems. It is what it is.

No. 1478118

>>1478106
If she is pregnant her kids gonna straight up have birth defects

No. 1478150

File: 1648009110387.jpeg (151 KB, 627x340, 87298CA4-4AE2-4CBC-8E5D-463737…)

>>1478048
Brandy Melville is cheap fast fashion crap with over half of their products made in China. The company is also in a lawsuit for racism, sexism and antisemitism.

No. 1478196

File: 1648011008448.jpg (927.22 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20220322-214847_Tik…)

Not sure how many bathrooms they have but only one tooth brush in sight and it's right next to the toilet

No. 1478199

>>1478196
Also, the dirty used reusable ass wipes are placed into a fabric basket, the smell after a while… ugh

No. 1478201

If Alice were truly worried about Caleb’s “abuse”, she wouldn’t have left fern home alone with him for hours while she goes shopping. If I were worried about my husband hitting my kid, I wouldn’t leave him at home and I’d leave my husband.

No. 1478202

File: 1648011197082.jpg (352.96 KB, 720x1600, Screenshot_20220322-215254.jpg)

>>1478196
But wait, didn't she say when she came home there was no tp? Lol. What a pointless lie? Narc behavior

No. 1478209

>>1478202
She lied twice in this video, she was gone for two weeks was she not?

No. 1478211

>>1478199
Wait so Fern’s cloth diapers are too nasty to deal with but she will wash adult ass-wiping cloths?

No. 1478268

>>1478048
she looks skeletal in this. I know that she’s bringing all of this upon herself, but it’s still incredibly sad to see her wither away and fern slowly develop into a feral toddler. I don’t know how this is going to end well

No. 1478270

>>1478268
It's not finna end well it'll be a discovery+ documentary.

No. 1478275

File: 1648018262450.jpeg (1.06 MB, 3464x3185, 94CDB0F0-2DD1-4F6A-84EB-029468…)

Is this her attempting to be funny?

No. 1478291

>>1478275
Her trying to get views lol

No. 1478301

File: 1648020565587.jpeg (1.34 MB, 3464x3464, 68642E07-E619-4CCA-827D-FE6D2E…)

from an older video but if she had another daughter naming it aurelia would be very strange and an unhealthy coping mechanism bc she would not actually be aurelia? so many moms who struggled with baby loss had some sort of postpartum psychosis bc it’s such a deep trauma that u will NOT heal from without finding healthy ways to cope. imagine she names a new baby aurelia that could feed a delusion and be so damaging for both her and the baby????

No. 1478316

File: 1648021476634.png (7.51 MB, 1242x2688, 0BEDB2D4-FEBE-4B11-B5C7-5003EA…)

In this video she claims that she took an “honors psych course” in college. Lmao. No such thing. There’s literally 100 , 200, 300 levels courses (most CC don’t go past 300 level courses) and you need credits from the 100 to be able to apply for 200 level and so on.

She lies about literally everything. And the stupidest stuff, too.

And you don’t just “qualify as a homeschool kid” if you weren’t homeschooled. And I don’t believe for a second that being homeschooled gives you any kind of advantage. I also do not believe she had the grades to get into an Ivy League, nor do I think she ever finished any kind of college degree. What strange things to lie about.

No. 1478317

>>1478301
Fucking weird dude.. wouldn’t put it past her.

No. 1478318

>>1478075
I typed “fruit” and deleted it cuz I knew she’d prob block me lol

No. 1478320

>>1478075
Thought healthy groceries was her “health insurance”

No. 1478330

>>1478316
I agree with you but I don’t think they’re strange things to lie about. People lie about their education all of the time, either to try and excuse their ignorance (“I was homeschooled”) or to try to give the impression they’re more intelligent or academic than they really are(“I got into an Ivy League school”)

No. 1478336

What if she’s short of breath because she has Covid? I’ve never heard her mention having asthma and you’d think when she’d talk about being abused she’d blame her parents for those health issues or at least mention them by this point. Weird.

No. 1478385

File: 1648025693299.jpeg (1.56 MB, 2223x3964, 33131373-8F67-4995-A7AE-1A757D…)

trying to gather as much information as i can on pancakegate kek basically in early 2020 she mentions getting a puppy and refers to with masculine pronouns and calls him boy etc. there’s not much from in between except for the occasional cameo in the background of a tiktok but then in fall 2021 she starts referring to the dog as mrs pancakes and using solely feminine pronouns. she even says they got the dog 2 years ago but this is very strange. i wonder if something happened to the (original) pancake and she thought oh well no one will notice and got another crusty white dog to take its place.

No. 1478386

File: 1648025802239.jpeg (1.34 MB, 3464x3464, 5A8D9C62-E71B-43A2-B393-1E5200…)

>>1478385
additionally, it was very difficult seeing the state of the dog in some of these videos. the coat was always dirty or heavily matted. for someone who claims to love animals so fucking much she surely neglects all of her pets.

No. 1478389

>>1478385
I mean…she wants to name her new baby after her dead baby. So that whole theory would be on brand.

No. 1478390

>>1478386
Dog groomers have brought this up too :((:()

No. 1478391

File: 1648026035827.jpeg (581.08 KB, 1088x849, 38064FC3-76E0-4272-B33B-9D10BB…)

I’m calling it now…

No. 1478400


No. 1478403

File: 1648027738338.jpeg (1016.3 KB, 1124x1150, C64D15E0-491F-47C8-BB3E-538B7A…)

Why can’t she get poor fern sunglasses or a sun hat? Just because she doesn’t care that the sun hurts her eyes doesn’t mean fern deserves to suffer.

No. 1478407

File: 1648028295216.jpeg (139.55 KB, 734x307, 3DD9F761-D49F-414A-B2EB-7A8371…)

Caleb smile

No. 1478414

File: 1648029332654.jpeg (1.03 MB, 3264x3264, 55EBD4CA-5CBB-45E6-8853-0899E1…)

These were posted in the same spam dump of videos.. how can she be so critical of the food that Willow has and then post these one after another? If you can handle moldy, infested fruit from the dump and you can handle chipotle then you can handle whatever pb j brand Willow has. Why wouldn’t she just pack food for them knowing her and Willow have different diets?

How is she so irresponsible not to have food packed for fern all of the time? Idc about Alice but for her not to have snacks and food for fern and be hours away from a grocer that carries food she will allow him to have. I bet she waits till he’s over tired and starving and throwing a fit before she addresses his needs.

No. 1478417

File: 1648029812915.jpeg (784.74 KB, 1242x1073, 6CD6E9BA-66B3-456B-8845-AF4A60…)

Alice: “My vegan diet keeps me healthy and strong. I’m young, all the old men want me”
Also Alice:

No. 1478418

>>1478385
She paid more attention to pancakes monthly updates than she does for fern kek probably because fern essentially stopped developing bc of his nutrient deficiencies

No. 1478424

File: 1648030669853.jpeg (511.6 KB, 1242x875, AE0C1C29-A0E0-4C6A-AD48-C0C727…)

There’s no way this pregnancy is lasting till term or without major deficits

No. 1478426

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>>1478424
Yikes krispies Alice

No. 1478444

Preeclampsia is no. fucking. joke.
I almost died from it and am still on blood pressure medication a year later.
If Alice isn’t even monitoring her blood pressure at this point, she’s a fucking idiot.

No. 1478459

File: 1648034398999.jpeg (1.1 MB, 1234x1364, 611782D8-64DD-4A6C-9908-E3D555…)

Why has she been layering his clothes so funny?

No. 1478460

File: 1648034538428.jpeg (1004.34 KB, 1242x1385, 746EE348-69B6-41E7-9E50-9B7B1D…)

She’s so fucking dramatic

No. 1478462

File: 1648034719335.jpeg (915.73 KB, 1242x1368, 8B41BF68-D0D3-4C49-8E14-3E26C3…)

Wow… this is NOT true. No nurse would ever wish death upon a baby because the mother is psycho. We are ruthless people in this thread and even we don’t ever say or hope for that. Alice our stupid slander corpse.

No. 1478465

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This person about to get blocked lol

No. 1478466

>>1478336
Her having covid crossed my mind too.

No. 1478468

>>1478414
She did have the food from Walmart. There is no way they ate 3 large boxes of cereal plus the other stuff in one night. She’s just shaming willow for her food choices.

No. 1478476

>>1478468
If you knew your friend wouldn't have, or know how to prepare, the type of food permitted with your eating disorder, you'd surely pack some travel friendly ingredients so that you could make a meal at their house.
She could have bought a pack of $9 tortillas and some soup and made her signature soup burrito dish for herself and Fern, or maybe extend her generosity to Willow and her family.
I'm sure Willow would have loved the culinary and ethics lesson, and allowed herself to be naturally influenced by Alice, as Alice's past friends have been.
Such a wasted opportunity to spread your gospel, Allison.
But a great was to passive aggressively kick her in the shins, which is more your style really.

No. 1478490

>>1478389
She didn’t want a baby, she wanted a name. I bet she had that name picked out since she was 12. She’s like a little kid playing house. Tbh it’s a dumb name it’s like an 8 year old made it up

No. 1478494

>>1478301
Unfortunately, bereaved mothers all grieve in their own, sometimes odd ways. I know many women in my stillbirth group who have used their still babies name for their next baby, most of the time it’s just the middle name though.

No. 1478498

>>1478407
anon he's a baby. leave him alone

No. 1478514

>>1478476

Also, I don't know where Willow lives, but based on what Alice posted, she had to have been near El Paso (and she commented that they slept in Las Cruces). There are the kind of stores she shops at in that area. And Chipotle.

No. 1478545

>>1478514
Andrews tx and it’s slim pickings there

No. 1478552

>>1478407
The smile is becoming more and more predominant

No. 1478553

A lot of the fancy food and drinks Alice fixates on and purchases from expensive stores like Whole Foods and Sprouts can easily be found at more affordable stores. Harmless coconut water, Amy's, cold pressed juices/vitality shots…. They can all be found at a normal grocery for less $$$. Her self worth seriously is wrapped up in the grocery stores she shops at. It's so sad.

No. 1478554

>>1478268
I think skeletal is a bit over the top, she's clearly within the healthy BMI range.
You can't even see any bones protruding anywhere, how is that "skeletal".

No. 1478556

>>1478301
For ferns sake I hope she has another boy.

No. 1478557

>>1478553
She’s woman child fixated on image, if she wants to waste money then let her. You can’t fix stupid.

No. 1478567

>>1478554
it's very dramatic, especially the bit about her "withering away" when she looks absolutely normal. maybe anon meant that her face looks a bit gaunt, but looking at older pics of her, i think that's just her facial structure around her cheeks. in no world would i look at that picture and think "oh noooo she's absolutely starving" kek

No. 1478568

>>1478554
How are you going to look at her face and not think skeletal? She looks straight off the Coco movie. Based of how the fetus is taking her nutrients it’s probably only a matter of time until we see the same effects on her limbs.

No. 1478569

>>1478567
That is not how she looked in the past, she used to have fuller cheeks. Now her forehead and cheekbones obviously protrude.

No. 1478572

>>1478498
All I said is he has his dads smile. YOURE being a bully saying it’s a negative thing. When you point a finger, 3 more are pointing back at you. Also, welcome to lolcow… we talk about ferns deformities because we’re concerned and sad for him. Catch up.

No. 1478573

>>1478268
She does not look well

No. 1478574

>>1478569
>>1478568
She's just lost fat in her face, that happens to many women in their twenties.
She might not look healthy but it's not because she's underweight because she clearly isn't.

No. 1478575

File: 1648046499894.png (14.33 KB, 729x216, woot.PNG)

>>1478316
There are honors college courses, at least in the US.

No. 1478579

California leads with 92 Whole Foods Stores, followed by Texas (36).

She knew willows family doesn't follow her diet choices. She purposely chose not to be prepared and buy food ahead of time and then complained about it while somewhat throwing shade at willow and her "food desert".

No. 1478580

>>1478391
Poor ferns legs look worse than this..

No. 1478581

>>1478574
How do you know she’s at an appropriate weight for her stature AND taking in account the pregnancy? You absolutely cannot make that assumption. Her face looks like death. She looks anemic and unwell.

No. 1478584

File: 1648046840975.png (34.35 KB, 920x512, png-transparent-smiling-man-we…)

>>1478417
This reminds me of the creepy willy Wonka meme

No. 1478586

>>1478575
Yup. And the school she went to has them but it’s the same psych course you just have to do an additional assignment to be the honors version.

It was actually really dumb because if you were in the honors program you had to have all of your classes converted to honors classes so even your art classes require an extra honors level assignment. But there is no additional education or additional classes.

No. 1478587

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No. 1478588

Come with me and you'll be
In a world of pure imagination

No. 1478590

>>1478581
Ok so what if she is? Harping on it everyday isn’t going to change anything. She thinks her lifestyle and diet choices is better than everyone else’s. Like someone said earlier, you can’t fix stupid.

No. 1478594

>>1478586
That is the dumbest thing ever. Everyone should be honors then

No. 1478597

>>1478588
Alice wonka and the sinking kayak

No. 1478605

>>1478581
Because I have eyes. Pregnant people don't need to be fat to be in a healthy weight range for pregnancy.

No. 1478607

Alice and the asinine lie factory

No. 1478609

>>1478594

Yup and hardly anyone does honors at that school because of it. It doesn’t help your gpa, is just more work and the scholarship wasn’t very much to make it worth it. I think it was like $250 a semester or something.

It was also ridiculously easy to have a high gpa and qualify for honors level course at that school but the only ones who did it were doing it for the bragging rights.

No. 1478613

No hate to anyone that has a GED because that's not a bad thing.. what's bad is alice pretending she was sooo smart she dropped out of school, got her GED instead and went to an ivy league college and her fans fucking believing her. Obviously she feels like she needs to overcompensate for only having a GED.

No. 1478614

>>1478048
she looks like she has jowls in this pic lol,anyway the only reason she looks "skeletal" is because of her makeup. she is trying to look like zapressa

No. 1478615

How many of her stans are gonna drop out of school now and apply to Harvard?

No. 1478626

>>1478575
At my university you had to get into the honors college, if you weren’t you couldn’t take honors courses. So she would have been taking more than psych at honors level. I still think she’s lying

No. 1478628

>>1478605
Lmao okay Alice stan. She literally taught her fans how to only eat a little bit so they wouldn’t gain weight during pregnancy. She’s malnourished and you can’t deny that.

No. 1478629

Idk about healthy pregnancy weight but she did say she didn't eat on the trip a lot bc she couldn't find food for herself. So she'd rather starve the fetus then eat non-organic

No. 1478633

>>1478628
American moment. you need to gain 20 lbs for pregnancy but you gain almost nothing in the first 5-6 months. stop eating fatty

No. 1478635

>>1478629
Yet she constantly bought her non-vegan Whole Foods sushi that has honey in the rice. I find it hard to believe she doesn’t know that sushi isn’t vegan, she buys it all the time and basically lives off it. I don’t think she actually cares about being vegan

No. 1478636

>>1478628
I never said she wasn't malnourished, which I'm sure she must be but I'm just saying the bitch isn't THAT thin.
I'm a medfag, just annoys me when people try and say people who are a healthy weight are too thin, fucking HAES bullshit has left me jaded lol.

No. 1478637

>>1478635
It’s literally called VEGETARIAN sushi. Specifically NOT vegan, but she always refers to it as “vegan sushi”

No. 1478638

Accepted to Cornell but can't read food labels properly after being "vegan since she was a child"

No. 1478640

>>1478636
they're all body positive fat is beautiful Americans. they probably don't know what an avg bmi body looks like cause avg Amerifag is 200 lbs lol. I hate when people constantly tell me I'm too skinny when my bmi is 20 and healthy

No. 1478643

>>1478637
Repeat something enough and ppl will believe, she relies on this philosophy to convince young teen girls that she’s right.

No. 1478653

>>1478643
She thinks Whole Foods and Sprouts is so exclusive, so she probably didn’t think anyone would catch on lol. They’re literally massive chains. My bumfuck Alabama town has both.

No. 1478656

File: 1648050507336.png (5.55 MB, 1170x2532, F5E53C0A-29FB-480C-B956-A1D997…)

Am I getting this wrong or did she let her baby sleep an entire night on the couch like THIS!

No. 1478657

One of my best friends has been vegan for 8 years. She flew out to visit me once and I told her I'd stock up on vegan food and snacks for her if she told me what she liked. I bought her a few things BUT she also came prepared with her own stash of granola bars and snacks and random things.

Alice just likes to lie and complain

No. 1478660

She acts like her diet is so special and unique and she can't even leave her hometown and find the same.

No. 1478663

>>1478656
She said " spent an entire night alone" so i guess caleb doesnt exist then lmao

No. 1478664

>>1478635
Also why is she totally fine eating non-organic rice when she claims everything at Walmart was inedible? Does she not realize rice is literally soaked in pesticides? She’s so fucking dumb and she only cares about the image

No. 1478666

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She’s going to lose her mind… fern is becoming less dependent on Alice. Let’s see the wacky shit she does today.
Letting him sleep on the couch is not the safest but definitely not the most dangerous situation he’s been in.

No. 1478668

>>1478663
I think Caleb might have slept on the bed with Alice whilst Fern slept alone on the couch. The entire night!

No. 1478669

>>1478584
Creepy wonka? That’s Gene Wilder, no under 18s allowed

No. 1478672

>>1478668
oh true i guess thats good then, as it shows fern is becoming independent and doesnt need to sleep with alice every night, even if its just for one

No. 1478674

>>1478666
I think Caleb put him to bed there and didn’t let me go in the bedroom. She said in a video a day or two ago that Caleb didn’t want to bedshare and she put her foot down over it.

No. 1478675

>>1478669
Bro I'm almost 30 but ok

No. 1478676

>>1478674
Ugh I meant him, not me

No. 1478677

>>1478666
So maybe he is ready for his bed, it’s Alice that doesn’t want that to happen. I think fern genuinely missed his dad or feels more secure with Caleb cuz he doesn’t force fern into a kayak that he’s deathly scared of.

No. 1478678

>>1478666
He doesn’t have his own bed so if they’re sleeping separately it’ll have to be the couch for Fern

No. 1478679

She's gross, she didn't even wash her makeup off.

Good for fern though, my aunt coddled my cousin because she wanted a other baby that they couldn't have. Said cousin was weird af for the longest time because of her. I hope he becomes more independent and pulls away from her for his own sake

No. 1478681

>>1478677
Quick Caleb! Nows your chance to feed your son real food and reverse his rickets!

No. 1478682

>>1478678
She has said he does have a bed but could be more lies

No. 1478683

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>>1478660

Her special yummy mummy vegan diet contains nothing but juices with full of sugar and snacks. She doesn't cook anymore and only takes out and she shops like a goddamn 5 year old. The funny thing is I only liked the meals she cooked but she doesn't do that anymore.

No. 1478687

>>1478682
I thought she cleared out Fern’s room for her junk collection

No. 1478690

>>1478683
Alice has the palate of a toddler. She doesn’t even eat vegetables

No. 1478691

>>1478679
This is why I hope she has another boy so hopefully fern can bond with cuz we all know if it’s a girl, fern will be forgotten about by Alice and she will keep having kids till she has a girl. The boys can eventually break away from Alice together.

No. 1478712

>>1478666
Read "I went to bed and left Fern with Caleb, who didn't look away from the computer. Fern eventually passed out after being ignored for hours."
They're both totally shit at parenting, it's not like Caleb put effort into soothing the kid to sleep on the filth pit sofa. Silly woman.

No. 1478713

>>1478666
If she didn’t spurge so much about how ~young~ she is you literally can’t tell me this doesn’t look like a 37 year old appalachian woman

No. 1478718

>>1477963
can't use bleach on my toilet because of the chemicals but i can definitely smear this mica powder mined by african slave children on my face to have a nice day

No. 1478722

>>1478666
Maybe fern is following direction of the kids they visited on their road trip who had no issue going to their own beds on a scheduled bed time… something good did come from that trip.

No. 1478726

>>1478712
Crypt keeper Caleb probably just shut the bedroom door on him and Alice slept through his screams

No. 1478730

>>1478726
Not what happened at all so shut it

No. 1478740

>>1478683
All that single use plastic, I don’t understand why people go along with her crunchy vegan LARP. Shouldn’t she be using a juicer and a load of mouldy oranges she took out of a festering bin to make her juice?

No. 1478747

>>1478730
Go away Alice

No. 1478749

>>1478730
How would you know too? Its all speculation.

No. 1478772

File: 1648055228286.png (8.74 MB, 1242x2688, 54AAF758-8B3D-405F-B89E-7A0E52…)

she claims caleb is cherokee? that man is the second coming of christopher columbus there ain’t no way he’s not a colonizer

No. 1478776

>>1478772
She said on a live once, "hes barely enough to get benefits" So i dont think hes that much i guess

No. 1478816

>>1478772
It is the claim of many a white person to be part Cherokee when they most certainly are not, lmao

No. 1478876

File: 1648060322963.jpeg (1.18 MB, 1242x1408, 7A452346-37C9-4B0F-B283-7D87FD…)

this is definitely a lie bc didn’t she post several non vegan foods in 2020?

No. 1478883

>>1478876
Yes she wasn’t vegan until late until her pregnancy with Fern. She’s barely vegan now since she accidentally consumes animal products on the reg because she can’t read

No. 1478888

>>1478876
She posted non vegan sushi literally yesterday.

No. 1478898

>>1478888
She’s been living off that non-vegan sushi for months now. There’s no way she didn’t know

No. 1478902

>>1478772
>>1478666
The difference in her looks in less than a year is truly shocking

No. 1478905

>>1478902
she used to do her makeup and hair and put filters on her vids lol

No. 1478910

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>>1478902
Look how long and lucious her hair was. It was so pretty, what the heck happened

No. 1478923

>>1478905
She still usually does, but look at her face shape. Its so gaunt

No. 1478926

>>1478910
it's hard to believe she aged so much in a year? does this rly happen biologically?

No. 1478934

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Fern reaching out for Caleb? Fern seems to becoming more attached to him. This is a good thing and will make the transition for fern easier when the baby comes.

No. 1478939

>>1478934
She has the bike in the dining room. She should invest in a toddler bike carrier or pull trailer and helmet for fern instead of another kayak.

No. 1478940

>>1478926
I think she has a fair amount of sun damage and also needs to moisturize more but the filters she used to use blurred and smoothed the wrinkles she has.
Additionally she could be deficient in lysine (very common in vegans, they have to supplement) this is an essential amino acid which is involved in making proteins (which is what hair is made of) and is important for collagen production.
B12 deficiency is also common in vegans and this can result in changes to your hair and skin too.
I think she has also lost some of the youthful fat in her face.

No. 1478943

>>1478910
>>1478926
To be fair, the hair thing is common. The hormonal changes in pregnancy means for many women, their hair doesn’t shed like it normally does, resulting in crazy long, thick luxurious hair. Which subsequently all falls out a little while after the baby is born. That said, Alice’s crappy version of veganism has almost definitely left her malnourished in some way and had an impact on her hair too.

No. 1478946

>>1478926
Alice does a number of things that probably aren’t benefiting her appearance, the biggest one is she doesn’t use sunscreen. Sunscreen is made to protect your skin from the suns UV rays, without it wrinkles, skin damage, and leathery skin sneak up on you quickly because the sun’s radiation kills your skin cells.

No. 1478947

Has anyone noticed her videos keep looking more and more like Willow’s?

No. 1478953

>>1478947
That's because Alice doesn't have a personality outside of being "vegan" and a crunchy mom so she has to copy other's personalities. Not that Willow has much of one outside of being a mom either.

No. 1478956

File: 1648063558951.png (7.25 MB, 1242x2688, 57DBAAB2-0B74-4EB1-87C9-6C72AE…)

anyone that is a parent or works with children, is it normal for fern to only say “hi”, “no”, “oh” and “out”? this video came up on my fyp and it was astonishing to see the developmental difference as they are the same age as fern.

No. 1478963

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she spent another 1 k on shit she doesn't need. where do they get this money from?

No. 1478973

>>1478963
She is so full of shit lol. Aerie and PacSun are not that expensive and all she got was some leggings and tank tops. Every store she went to is comparable/cheaper than Target

No. 1478976

>>1478956
No it’s not normal. My son is almost 13 months and his speech is similar to fern. He says no go mama dada. Fern is 19 moths old. But she doesn’t interact with him correctly so he doesn’t learn.

No. 1478980

>>1478963
So many tt of her holding her belly. We get it she’s pregnant but don’t see other pregnant tt’rs always holding their belly. Her personality is so bring and irritating.

No. 1478983

>>1478956
My nephew is the same age as Fern and he doesn’t say a lot, but the words he does know are at least vastly different from each other (not No Go and Oh). He also learned signing in daycare so he signs a lot is pretty effective at communicating what he wants.

No. 1478985

>>1478956
No, definitely not normal. Even if he doesn’t have very many words, he should be babbling with mixed syllables (think ba-da-ga as opposed to ba-ba-ba). He should also be able to follow simple directions but we never get to see any examples of that.

No. 1478986

>>1478976
She doesn’t engage convo by talking with him, she talks at him or over him.

No. 1478987

Her shopping addiction is unreal. The fact that her husband or family doesn’t step in and try to help is insane.

No. 1478988

>>1478980
Her constantly holding her belly like that was one of the main reasons I thought she was faking. Anyone can look pregnant if they do that pose

No. 1478996

>>1478987
Shopping is her therapy of happiness and she did say Caleb wants to see her happy. She must be blowing their entire tax return on herself but who s as m I kidding, ofc she would.

No. 1478998

>>1478980
alice literally has a breeding kink kek it’s sad how much of her personality revolves around pregnancy…. it’s giving radfem

No. 1479007

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She should be excited and not anxious but spending money all the time would one anxious too, maybe she knows they won’t be qualifying for the mortgage so she’d rather run and travel instead of being financially responsible. She went from belligerently annoying the builders to not giving a crap.

No. 1479008

>>1478980
Jordanna Lamb does the same thing but she's having her rainbow baby so I dont blame her one bit. Alice however seems to have some sort of breeding/pregnancy fetish.

No. 1479018

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>>1478973
Not wking but one pair of legging from pacsun is like 50$ Not really comparable to target. idk how many pieces of clothing she got but I could believe somebody spent 400$ there if they bought a few outfits.

No. 1479026

>>1479018
The leggings were from aerie

No. 1479028

>>1479018
She said she got the leggings at Aerie. I shop there a lot and she had a small Aerie bag, so she def didn't get no $390 worth of stuff there. She didn't show what she got at pacsun so who knows why she had that giant bag

No. 1479032

>>1478998


She could not possibly be further from radfem. She’s always on the brink of becoming a cam whore. Her personality is a bizarre mix of crunchy fundie and Pink Pill/FDS/MRA logic

No. 1479034

>>1478926

I am turning 27 in a few days, and I feel like I have aged quite a bit in a year. Given, I’m older than Alice, but still. I don’t have wrinkles, but I just look… different? It’s weird.

I don’t think her aging is normal for age 22. I actually think I looked exactly the same from 22-25. So, it’s not completely weird, but also it kind of is since she is too young for it?

No. 1479036

>>1479007
Mortgages look into income vs. debt, and they will only be looking into Caleb since theres no way Alice's name will be on that house.
I think it's possible that they get a mortgage, but it wont be very much. If they actually do get the house they're going to be in for a RUDE awakening. If they don't tone down their spending they will be foreclosed on quick.

No. 1479038

>>1479028
The pacsun bag was filled with Brandy Melville…maybe she just found it lol

No. 1479046

Remember the backpack she brought with her? I’m convinced she stole the Brandy Melville stuff. She loves showing receipts so let’s see the receipts for the clothes lol.

No. 1479048

>>1479034
are you white?

No. 1479056

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>>1479028
>>1479026
She has on 50$ pacsun legging in this tt. She said she bought a few outfits because she was buying maternity clothing so she probably got leggings from a few places.

No. 1479063

>>1478048
>>1479046
Interesting theory anon! Where is her brandy bag since she bought so much from them? It was all in the PacSun bag?

No. 1479068

>>1479056
Okay I’m done nitpicking where her clothes are from, but those are Aerie’s Offline Crossover leggings and they are around $30

No. 1479091

>>1479034
I just turned 23 and although my skin isn't great (PCOS) I still feel like it's better than Alice's skin. She genuinely looks like aged leather lmao

No. 1479129

>>1479046
She didn’t show any PacSun in her haul video, it was all Brandy, yet she said she spent $490 at PacSun but didn’t disclose how much she spent at Brandy?
She stole Brandy.

No. 1479136

>>1478956
I have two autistic kids. One had more words then fern at that age and the other had less. Both were considered severely delayed and were waiting on autism evaluations and were in speech therapy( which btw is free till 3 through early intervention in Arizona)

No. 1479142

>>1479046
Ah so that’s why she left Fern at home for once. Babies attract attention

No. 1479147

>>1479129
I’m pretty positive they sell brandy at pacsun but I could be wrong

No. 1479149

File: 1648071191297.png (3.07 MB, 750x1334, 16E6EDF3-E26F-424E-81F1-B708C9…)

Eww gross. She’s making food on the floor. Are her counters or table that dirty that she goes to the floor? Fern in his over loaded disposable diaper, so much for cloth diapering.

No. 1479153

>>1479149
Wtf it’s sagging to his knees

No. 1479154

>>1479129
>>1479046
>>1479142
lol this an an absurd tinfoil. As someone who worked in clothing retail I can tell you we know how many clothes go into the dressing room (my store had a 6 item limit) and we count them when they come out, if the numbers don’t match we have a right to search peoples bags or call mall security, every clothing store does this. She said she bought a ton of brandy so It’s very unlikely she was shoveling tons of clothing into her bag unnoticed.

No. 1479159

>>1479154
Especially someone who looks her age (40) with a backpack and no kid they would have watched her like a hawk and double counted all the items.

No. 1479164

>>1479154
She only showed herself in aerie’s dressing room though

No. 1479170

>>1479164
Okay and? It’s even harder to straight up shoplift from the floor. Alice looks terrible enough on her own you don’t have to pull a muscle reaching so hard to make her look worse. I bring a bag shopping too does that mean I’m a shop lifter?

No. 1479172

>>1479154

Totally agree with you. There's no actual brandy store in AZ. I think the only place they sell brandy is at pac sun. She had a pac sun bag so she legitimately bought stuff. I doubt it's $400, but I'm not believing the she stole story.

No. 1479218

People literally walk into stores, grab whatever they can and run out.. its not impossible to steal lol.

I just find it funny she thrifts for all the baby clothes yet buys all her clothes brand new from name brand stores

No. 1479225

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What kind of pizza and beer totals this amount for 2 people? My bf and I spend this when we go out to restaurants and have appetizers, a meal and multiple drinks plus tip

No. 1479227

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Did she hide all the new purchases in the car lol

No. 1479234

>>1479227
She spent so much buying the exact same tank top over and over. Sustainable queen

No. 1479247

>>1479153
And his knee isn’t where he’s supposed to be for his foot being straight. Looks messed up.

No. 1479253

>>1479225
I think you fell for a troll video lol

No. 1479257

>>1479218
Good point anon!

No. 1479269

>>1479218
When I worked in retail, we would actively watch people steal and couldn’t do anything about it. We didn’t even call the police, we just reported a theft to corporate. If she shoplifted at all she would get away with it

No. 1479274

>>1479269
Her having worked in retail would know that too.

No. 1479281

>>1479272
By the time the police or security gets there the thieves are long gone and associates are not able to touch them or chase them. Not all stores have security guards at the door or in store. Not saying she stole stuff just saying there are opportunities in stores.

No. 1479293

>>1479218
Yeah and then the censors go off and security chases them or the store calls the police. Have you never been in a mall or something? it sure as shit doesn’t look like the police/security are chasing her in that tt where she’s holding her shopping bag hauls but don’t let my logic ruin your weird criminal Alice fantasy.

No. 1479296

>>1479293
Accept it she’s a thieving con, fake, grifting terrible person. As if she would record herself being chased by security or the police. You’re delusional

No. 1479308

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>>1479296
Y’all are calling her a criminal based off her having a backpack and what else kek? I know she’s a horrible mother and a questionable person in general but I’m not going to call her a criminal just because some rando on a forum thinks she is, seriously get a grip.

No. 1479311

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Why is fern by himself in the bedroom? What is he doing?
Is that the second cat that people were asking about in the live the other night?
What is Caleb doing on instagram and why did she zoom the video like thia?

No. 1479313

>>1479308
No one said you couldn’t have your own opinion and others are also able to have theirs but saying stuff like she didn’t post a pic being chased by cops or security then insult everyone just makes you look really dumb.

No. 1479318

>>1479311
Then he pulled the phone away LMAO

No. 1479320

>>1479308
It was just a random theory thrown out there.. no ones claiming she's a fucking criminal mastermind.

Also security tags can easily be removed. I'm not saying she stole, im just arguing that stealing in general isn't impossible like you're making it seem

No. 1479328

Oh wow, she's actually spending time with caleb

No. 1479330

He’s on Reddit but I can’t read the sub.

No. 1479336

>>1479311
Alice you’re still a vegetarian you eat honey

No. 1479338

>>1479313
label ur autistic tinfoil as such and stop calling her “a thieving con” like it’s fact, like learn how to use the website properly u dumb sped. Y are there so many newfags in this thread 24/7 it’s annoying af.

No. 1479339

>>1479338
Chill loser

No. 1479341

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This is a little out of pocket but I was casually scrolling when I saw this, lmfao, just dude smashing on a mango and dripping juice all over the floor, dude said that's how you get ants. Sure hope Alice didn't eat like that (her usual messy ass self) at Carly's house lmfao… I mean she literally made food on the floor today(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1479345

>>1479338
Why do you care so much. Alice shoplifting corner is now closed

No. 1479347

>>1479313
Obviously people are allowed to have thier own opinion but please don’t parade it around like it’s fact. People use this website as a source of information so you stating your outlandish theories like true is just going to confuse people and make this thread useless. This is just like the people claiming she was high when she got in the accident, provide proof or shut up about it.

No. 1479352

File: 1648081060928.png (3.78 MB, 750x1334, 961E07FB-EE09-429A-AF54-BD4DFB…)

More non-vegan sushi for fern for breakfast

No. 1479353

>>1479218
in her defense it’s a waste to buy new baby clothes if thrifting is an option. they grow out of them in less than a month sometimes. But her being so ~crunchy~ you would think she would thrift her clothes too or at least lie to us about it

No. 1479355

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I’m lost for words kek. This was a comment on her tt story.

No. 1479356

>>1479352
No wonder her asthma is back, she’s eating animal products!

No. 1479358

>>1479355
Her comments are always like this lol does she hire these people?

No. 1479359

>>1479355
That person has got to be gaslighting her

No. 1479362

File: 1648081353271.png (3.29 MB, 828x1792, 57267720-8A59-4495-B669-08705A…)

my baby has this rattle…she’s 2 months old

No. 1479363

>>1479353
True but she's also buying brand new maternity clothing. She says she's normally an XS and is buying L. I doubt she'll hang on to the larger sizes after the baby

No. 1479370

>>1479311
I think she was alluding to caleb being a vegetarian and not vegan…the trend that goes with that song is hard to explain, but you say something about someone and then slowly pan over to them, except caleb doesn’t wanna be on video. So she said shes friends with vegetarians and then moved the camera towards caleb

No. 1479371

>>1479362
That honestly breaks my heart. She wants him to stay a baby as long as possible. His brain is starving for stimulation. She did alphabet flash cards with him when he was a baby but has her to show any kind of age appropriate play. The kitchen is worthless without utensils and play food. No kind of fine motor skills. He fists his food and shoves it down his gullet so we don’t even see him use silverware. He’s so behind everywhere.

No. 1479373

>>1479363
Yea spending hundreds of dollars on name brand mat clothing that your going to wear for a few months is just irresponsible and dumb. Especially because they’re a low income family, like save your money for the new baby?

No. 1479374

>>1479362
That’s a plastic toy too.

No. 1479378

>>1479362
If he is autistic he could be intrigued with how the little beads moving around inside as opposed to shaking it and the noise.

No. 1479383

>>1479378
If you watch closely there’s stimming in a LOT of videos of him running. But you’re so distracted by his painful looking gait to notice right away. His arms flail a lot.

No. 1479389

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weed is illegal because of racism? Uhh what?? it doesn't even make sense!! it wouldn't replace money for pharmacy, pharmacies will be able to prescribed it to people who need it.

No. 1479392

>>1479389
I think she meant to say that it keeps a lot of POC incarcerated and theres an fair amount of black and brown folk in prison for weed, which i do agree with. She didnt word it right

No. 1479393

>>1479389
A lot of her TikTok’s don’t even make sense anymore.

No. 1479394

>>1479392
*unfair i meant

No. 1479396

>>1479392

yes because it's illegal so it was a crime ( which it shouldn't ) I wouldn't see that as racism unless white people are not treated the same as POC

No. 1479405

>>1476840
>>1479129
there's no brandy in AZ, they sell it at pacsun

No. 1479406

Y’all the video got leaked of Alice saying Caleb’s abusive

No. 1479408

>>1479406
Where???

No. 1479410

It’s on a tiktok account called girlwhyyoulyingtho

No. 1479412

>>1479396
The bill that was used to make it illegal was done out of racism. You should take a fucking history class and learn to sage.

No. 1479413

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>>1479410
The mother she went to typhoon lagoon with is being dragged into the comments (1/2)

No. 1479414

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No. 1479417

If she has proof that he harming fern there is little chance that Caleb will get custody or unsupervised visits. She also probably doesn't want to leave him because she is financially dependent on him, and will have to work to take care of fern.

No. 1479420

File: 1648084234788.jpeg (237.91 KB, 828x1267, 19A080F8-83D1-45A6-A789-488EA2…)

If you can’t find it or don’t have tt:
>I’m not opposed to it. This has been happing since Fern was first born and I thought it was just a phase, but it never ended and it usually only happens around me. We were on a plane yesterday with his brother and Fern started crying and he said “I’m literally going to murder him”. We were going to his parents house for a wedding and I left with Fern and now we’re going home, I’m not sure if I’m going to get an apartment and like pack up all of our things and move before he’s back or not. I’m mostly scared because he will probably have 50/50 custody so that would mean I would see Fern 50% less than I do now and that would be totally unsupervised I usually need to run away to another room once Fern starts crying because he can’t handle it, but another room usually isn’t far enough I usually have to leave the apartment.

No. 1479425

>>1479363
she's lying about being xs lol that's why she ordered large

No. 1479426

Usually the mother could lose custody of her child in this sitution, she is staying in a home with someone who harms their child unless the mom agrees to leave him they will have to take the baby.

No. 1479429

Why would she leave her child with someone she knows hurts him when he gets mad??? I wonder if Caleb did anything to fern when alice was gone.

No. 1479430

>>1479420
This is why she needs to go to therapy and not air her dirty laundry on social media. Doesn’t matter if it was fo. My heart breaks for fern for having incompetent parents.

No. 1479432

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No ffff way

No. 1479435

>>1479432
Look at that smug face, what spoiled brat. Good to know her rabid fans harassed a company into helping her grift.

No. 1479436

>>1479432
If she buys another kayak and continues to traumatize fern with it I’m making phone calls on both his parents.

No. 1479440

I commented on her tt about the sushi having honey in the rice and isn’t vegan and she deleted the comment.(cowtipping)

No. 1479441

>>1479436
Fern is already being traumatized enough with his dad abusing him. he don't need the kayak to add to it. Fern is gonna grow up to hate his dad and hate his mom for staying with his dad and allowing him to abuse him

No. 1479443

>>1479441
she does too but in different ways

No. 1479444

I doubt it was her followers who got them to refund her, they most likely just got back to her.

No. 1479445

This is def major tinfoil but: the more delayed Fern is, the more dependent he is on Alice. She could be purposefully keeping him delayed so he can't learn to have a mind of his own/his own opinions and she can continue to control him. She claims to care about a child's consent but has never listened to Fern when he tells her no.

No. 1479447

>>1479443

Exactly! They both are unfit parents.(sage your shit)

No. 1479453

>>1479432
Now she wants to strap a 12 foot kayak to the top of her car. If she does, hope she smashes the windshield.

No. 1479464

What’s really disgusting is how this woman plans on having more children with a man who is abusing the one they already have. What the actual fuck Alice?

No. 1479469

>>1479464
I know, right? She’s talking about doing vanlife with three kids. Totally out of touch with reality.

>>1479445
I think Alice is the kind of woman who will keep her children dependent on her in the baby stage for as long as possible and will keep having babies for as long as possible.

No. 1479470

>>1479440
Lol I commented the same thing yesterday but she just turned off comments for the whole vid(cowtipping)

No. 1479476

>>1479445
Except yesterday when he allegedly said “no” to going shopping with her… we all know she doesn’t care when he says no so what was the real reason he didn’t come?

No. 1479480

>>1479476
He said no in front Caleb so she had to listen to his no this time?

No. 1479513

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>>1479389 it’s true though… it had been widely available in US as a pharmaceutical extract in the late 19th century but became criminalized as part of a wave of anti Mexican immigration sentiment following the 1910 Mexican Revolution and eventually coalesced into the Marihuana Act of 1937

https://www.history.com/news/why-the-u-s-made-marijuana-illegal(derailing)

No. 1479516

will y’all please read the fucking rules and stop cowtipping. if you’re going to comment, don’t brag about it here. better yet, just don’t fucking comment.

No. 1479551

this video is not proof of abuse. she basically said he gets annoyed when fern cries. yea punching the bed out of frustration isn’t right but in the eyes of cps it wouldn’t be a big deal. Even “slapping his belly”. Alice is dramatic, it could’ve been a light tap. Even the whole “I’m gonna murder him” has been blown out of proportion. Like no one has said that about their kid? It’s not a serious statement. They’re both trash and caleb shouldn’t be having any more kids but I find it hard to believe anything Alice says because she exaggerates everything.

No. 1479556

>>1479551
People saying they’re gonna murder their infant is normal?

No. 1479567

>>1479556
You’ve never said “I’m gonna kill you/him/her” when annoyed at someone?? I said what I said, it’s not a literal statement. Some people are just sensitive I guess.

No. 1479568

>>1479551
The fuck?! I’ve never said I wanted to murder my kid. Nothing about that is normal.

No. 1479578

>>1479567
Man I hope you don't have kids, jeeeeezus.

No. 1479580

>>1479568
you know I’m not talking about saying it to a child right? relax. and that wasn’t the question I asked either.

No. 1479583

>>1479580
You're clearly missing the point because Caleb DID say it to HIS CHILD. that's specifically what we're talking about here

No. 1479584

>>1479578
nope but I missed the part where I said I’ve said it about my kid. I was pointing out that it’s basically a figure of speech. But lemme get this straight, ya’ll think he was LITERALLY plotting an entire murder? because thats how youre acting. and everything else she said is not nearly enough to get the kid removed from him

No. 1479585

>>1479583
he said it to alice lol

No. 1479592

>>1479584
I know it’s a figure of speech but who says that to a BABY? Saying to your wife “I’m going to murder him” about your own 1 year old child because he’s crying? Babies cry, and if he’s so annoyed by that why did he have one and why is he doing it again?

No. 1479600

>>1479592
You need to remember Alice exaggerates so unless we can hear both sides of their story, what she is saying needs to be taken with a grain of salt. I’m not defending Caleb, I’m just saying to not pick a side.

No. 1479614

>>1479600
It's either exaggerated to make her look like a victim or played down to make it look like she's capable of keeping fern safe.

What she has revealed is bad parenting…but not abuse (by legal standards, your own personal view may be different). Parents are allowed to discipline children by spanking. And a comment is just a comment. It's the diet and lack of medical care that'll fuck him up, not a glib comment from his dad when he's a baby.

The fact that Alice has chosen to share this information is interesting (she knew there was a good chance of it leaking). I'd like to know her game plan.

No. 1479616

dude this is giving me flashbacks to the argument that she was shoplifting because she had a backpack. You have a serious misunderstanding of how CPS works in america if you think alice can just tell them what she said in that video and they’re going to give two shits. I’ve seen some horrible parents do real shitty things and CPS might stop by twice and that’s the end of it. Unless she had something that could put him in jail, he’s getting 50/50

No. 1479618

>>1479614
exactly! alice is a way bigger threat to fern than caleb at this point

No. 1479624

>>1479616
exactly! plus, if alice took him to court i’m sure he would ask his parents to pay for good lawyers and alice could even lose custody. if she is a victim of dv, leaving has to be a lot more calculated than y’all are making it seem. i’m wondering if the road trips / van life is her way of distancing herself without him suspecting that she’s trying to leave

No. 1479637

>>1479414
Even the zarpressa mom doesn’t fully believe Alice. She blatantly lies so much even her “friends” aren’t defending her

No. 1479641

>>1479420
“It usually only happens around me” how the fuck does she know what he does to fern behind closed doors when she leaves? She’s getting sick of fern and leaving more without him, leaving him with Caleb. If she’s so scared why is she leaving fern alone with him?

Reminder that she actively blurs bruises in her pictures too..

No. 1479645

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She trusts him enough to touch her pregnant belly

No. 1479650

If you watch fern in this video he’s becoming aware. And he’s clearly over her and her TikTok’s. He’s gonna stop consenting soon and I am here for it. Poor kid is tired of getting hit and having a camera shoved in his face, monotizing him. You know he gets so stimulation or attention at home, only the iPad. Meanwhile the money goes to Alice’s clothing
hauls and she dresses fern in thrift stuff.. (which is fine but totally ironic for this situation)

No. 1479655

>>1479225
(Posting again because it didn’t sage)


I mean… I work at pizza place and depending on how many pizzas you get (especially pan/stuffed crust pizzas and Xls) it can really stack up. I can’t imagine she’s trying to feed a party for Fern or anything like that, so I’d imagine that it’s food that’s going to last them a few days with the use of the microwave she hates so much. Going to flag this as tinfoil/armchair because it’s something my own mother would do when money was tight.

No. 1479658

>>1479652
I think she was trolling with this and has been trolling with the toothbrush.

No. 1479697

>>1479225

She got 3 4 packs of beer from a craft brewery at like $20 a pack and then looks like 3 pizzas from an artisan pizza place that charged around $15 a pizza.

No. 1479748

>>1479420
i think she's lying about it tbh. why would she stay with caleb if that was the case

No. 1479750

>>1479697
But “she’s abused and he has control of the money and she can’t get away” people are really standing up for her and it’s disgusting. I hate this bitch more and more everyday. Anyone who reads this thread can’t with a good conscious say that she’s being financially abused when she clearly controls the money and spent all that money traveling instead of using it to find new housing or even hit up a DV or woman’s shelter and see what they could do to help her. She is no stranger to small, inconvenient living spaces, so she shouldn’t have any problem with what they immediately had to offer.

She’s pulling the wool over some peoples eyes and they need to wake up. She is a narcissist who is a master manipulator and will do anything to get their way. Allison isn’t very smart though so that’s why she isn’t getting away with any of this.

Imagine your whole life being consumed by deleting and filtering hundreds (maybe even 1k plus) comments on every video. And you spam post a bunch of videos at a time to monitor. This has to consume 90% of her day, between shooting and editing and babysitting comments. I thought she said her phone was never on and nobody could reach her? (Video at 5g conference, screenshots of said video have already been shared)

No. 1479751

>>1479616
she'd lose custody because caleb would show the court her tiktoks about being antivaxx and stuff lol. plus endangering him and takin him away for days.

No. 1479752

>>1479751
And he would have the support of his family to help with fern.

No. 1479753

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>>1479748
I agree. Especially with alleged abuse in her past. She said she didn’t want to raise fern that way bc of how traumatizing it was to her. Well, now she’s doing it to fern. And it’s literally not the only way he’s being abused…the neglect of his physical health and his cognitive development (her not teaching him or doing stuff they actually engages his brain). She’s doing everything the opposite of what the research says to do and 14 year olds in her comments are swooning over it and obsessed with her and her misinformation. Brainwashing our youth to trust zero medical personnel. She is going to get people killed. Here’s a weird example of one of her fans. (Not mumu this time kek)

No. 1479761

>>1479753
Her comments are filtered for approval so she is approving these young teens whereas a lot of the creators are now removing comments from young teens. She’s grooming them for failure.

No. 1479767

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wait for her to delete this lmao

No. 1479768

>>1479761
She absolutely is grooming her following failure. Alison is not as brilliant as she thinks she is, so it’s easy for an adult to see through her BS but she has an audience of young women and girls who worship her and believe everything she says. She tries to glamorize the mistakes she’s made as if her life is anything other than totally fucked up, misery loves company. It’s weird how much she interacts with and encourages especially teen girls to get pregnant. She has a teenage pregnancy kink or something.
Let’s be honest here, too, there is undoubtedly a small percentage of her following who are being influenced to try and copy her deficient diet, to try and lose weight. She’s toxic in so many ways.

No. 1479771

>>1478572
this is retarded. how is his lip a deformity that you're concerned about? just take your L for making fun of a baby instead of projecting it onto me

No. 1479772

>>1479218
white people don't do this kek

No. 1479775

>>1479751
His teeth and hip issues not being taken care of will definitely come up as well. And all the bruises on his legs (which I believe is from falling and balance issues)

It takes one bad fall with his leg twisted funny to cause a bad break especially since he’s not getting enough calcium. I see something happening in the very near future if nobody steps in. It’s like waiting for a bomb to go off. Alice can only get lucky for so long with this “lifestyle”. Poor ferny, I hope I’m wrong for his sake.

No. 1479776

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Apparently someone has reported them to authorities (blocked out names of commenters in case those need to be anon also, but comments are not mine)

No. 1479777

>>1479771
I said he had his dads smile. Not sure what you’re freaking out about.

No. 1479778

>>1479772
I’m white, I steal all the time. If it’s a chain it’s free reign. But someone as rich as Alice shouldn’t be needing to do that. <sarcasm>

No. 1479779

>>1479776
Is it awful of me for hoping this is true? I really just want fern to be safe and for Allison to get some real help. Maybe CPS involvement will be the wake up call she needs to get mental health counseling for herself so she can be a better mom to fern and fetus.

No. 1479781

>>1479779
CPS has already been involved previously, so not sure how things will be different now. Maybe since theres this video? idk

No. 1479782

>>1479776
She will suddenly leave on another road trip

No. 1479784

>>1479767
KEK… have you noticed her leaning in front of the camera showing more cleavage again? She’s not getting enough attention, she had to step it up.

No. 1479785

>>1479779
Yeah but a lot of things have changed since then.

No. 1479786

>>1479785
Yes true

No. 1479787

>>1479761
You’re exactly right! She is miserable and fucked up her life and now she wants to make sure other girls are taken down with her, too. She wants others to suffer the way she has. Sadistic cow.

No. 1479788

>>1479768
Her “how to not gain weight or get stretch marks during pregnancy” video was vile.

No. 1479789

>>1479781
As far as I know the only time cps was involved is when fern was born and they conducted a wellness check and forced her to take fern for a medical check up. She did so they have left her alone. This is an entirely different situation. Cps may step in about her unmonitored pregnancy too.

No. 1479791

>>1479789
Was the CPS call back then from tik tok people reporting?

No. 1479792

>>1479791
Idk what/who initiated the call.

No. 1479795

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>>1479777
Fern could have neurologic issues or had an infection that was untreated resulting in something like this. His crooked smile and every thing else “off” about him is pointed out because most of it should be evaluated by a doctor and it’s not. Nobody deserves to suffer with treatable conditions in todays day and age. Especially a baby with no voice. His mother and father are trashy, dirty lunatics and fern needs help. Focus on that.

No. 1479799

>>1479789
The social worker being sent out better put some menthol between two masks before she walks into that house..imagine the smell of cat pee and feces and body odor just stewing in there. At least Caleb cleaned the toilet…

No. 1479801

>>1479791
No, I believe when/if she acquired a birth certificate for him, they would have someone stop by. Or the neighbors called after they heard her birth and saw fern the next day and wanted to make sure he was getting checked over. Who knows.

No. 1479809

>>1479799
Just more for cps to go after them for. How can the neighbors not smell the stench of their unkept apartment?

No. 1479815

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>>1479791
Here is an example from an article that might explain, it was probably the neighbors.


If she is pregnant and having a home birth, they will call again and this time they will find fern in all his hip/teeth malformation glory. Hopefully they will get both babies the help they need.
https://www.womansday.com/relationships/family-friends/a8264/home-birth-child-protective-services/

No. 1479816

>>1479815
I said “if she has a home birth” because it sounds like she’s trying to flee to an air b and b or hotel. In which case, I’m sure people will still call 9-1-1 after the noises. And where will poor fern be? I don’t think he’s old enough to watch and experience that.

No. 1479832

>>1479816
She has said she has fern watch birthing videos of animals so when she gives birth it will seem normal to him.
If ppl keep spooking her about her home birth then she will run but it will be to a hotel which they can book at the last minute.

No. 1479847

>>1479832
Why is she so intent on fleeing and giving birth by herself?? Her paranoia and delusions of grandeur are off the charts. It’s like she literally believes that medical personnel are all evil goblins who will purposefully sabotage your birth because that’s what the system wants!1! Girl you ain’t special. Get help.

No. 1479853

>>1479847
It’s the attention. How is she going to maintain a lotus birth and protect from infection while transporting from hotel to home? It’s all a crazy stunt.

No. 1479855

>>1479847
What the fuck (to the part about fern watching animal birthing videos) that’s not normal.

No. 1479858

>>1479853
She’s gonna pull a Carly and do it at home and put herself and the fetus at extra risk when she decides she can’t do it and needs the hospital. Her packing a hospital bag is proof of this.

Any mention of her husband forcing her to stay is a) a lie or b) it’s bc she refuses to let them get health insurance and he doesn’t wanna foot the bill. Does hospital debt show up for mortgage approval?

No. 1479865

Sorry I don’t hVe a screen shot, I’ll search later. But did anyone catch her video about how she’ll make an exception to using chemicals if it’s bug spray, bc she hates the bugs that bad?

Yet she can’t keep her child safe, putting sunscreen on or brushing his teeth with the proper toothbrush and toothpaste. Bug spray is okay but no hygiene products, even the organic vegan ones.

She’s literally psychotic.

She also made a huge fuss about not buying stuff with “Citric acid” but food labels of the stuff she’s been buying has it listed and in plain view in her videos.

No. 1479867

>>1479865
Yup so hypocritical. that was on her live im pretty sure, I didn't record it tho

No. 1479869

If anything goes wrong during the birth, she’s going to blame Caleb for “making her stay” whether it’s true or not. She’ll pain a narrative where it’s not her fault and withhold any details (if the baby was small or deformed from lack of nutrition and oxygen, etc)

She calls herself a “radical freebirther” Its like a contest with those idiots. How dangerous of a situation can I give birth in so I can have internet validation, popularity and building your channel. Everything she does is for social media.

Her kids are doomed and it’s painful to watch. I hope it’s true and CPS steps in.

No. 1479870

>>1479867
Do people roast her in her lives?

No. 1479871

>>1479869
Remember when she said the river was the perfect place to give birth?

No. 1479873

>>1479858
Debt is debt so I can’t see why not. Ppl have lost their homes due to medical debt.

No. 1479874

>>1479870
Yes but then they get blocked

No. 1479875

>>1479847
“Better than everyone and nothing bad can happen to her” YUP!

There’s certain mental illnesses that if left untreated can cause mania and cause her to feel that way. I wish she’d get help. Life doesn’t have to be this hard Alice! Nobody will hate or judge you for changing if it means doing the right thing for yourself and your family!

No. 1479879

>>1479871
Cause her biohazard going into an open water stream isn’t harmful to wildlife or potentially drinking water. She’s a selfish twat

No. 1479882

>>1479879
They’ll have to evacuate the entire state lol

No. 1479886

>>1479777
Yeah, his dad's ugly smile that we clown on all the time

too lazy to find the other post wk'ing this anon but i assure you they were not worried about neurological conditions when they posted the baby's face captioned "dad's mouth"

No. 1479888

>>1479778
You run un a store, sweep the tables/racks for all the items and run away?

No. 1479900

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Caleb once again being an irresponsible father and letting him sleep on a couch! Almost at the edge.

No. 1479906

>>1479900
He needs his own bed! She needs to put one in his room she cleared out all the shit already

No. 1479943

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Ummmm, you mean your HUSBAND right?

No. 1479946

>>1479943
i was going to comment that on her tiktok but i didnt feel like getting blocked and having to make a new account.

No. 1479948

>>1479943
ooooooof

No. 1479949

>>1479946
It would 1000% get blocked, there’s no point

No. 1479956

>>1479906
She did have a bed for him, I’ve seen it in old tt’s but if she sold it then they need to get him another one instead of a stupid kayak

No. 1479959

>>1479956
I have a feeling she’ll buy a stupid Kayak and not a bed

No. 1479962

>>1479959
Psh, Fern has a dog bed in the car he can sleep in! Mama needs a new kayak to go live in.

No. 1479974

>>1479900
Come on… some of you are serious Caleb haters but he has made more progress with fern in two days than Alice has in months. The couch may not be the best option but if they truly do not have a bed for him then harp on that, not progress. She’s posting him sleeping on the couch to get a rise out of you to deflect the hatred from her to Caleb and she’s winning. Be wiser.

No. 1479979

>>1479974
How do we know it’s “progress” and not just them shutting the bedroom door on him? They just let him roam the house unsupervised all the time that wouldn’t be a stretch

No. 1479982

>>1479979
And how do you know it isn’t progress? Why do you think they are closing the bedroom door? Maybe you need to re-evaluate your crooked thinking process? You’re doing a lot of tinfoilling.

No. 1479984

>>1479982
You guys call EVERYTHING tinfoil lol

No. 1479985

>>1479979
if fern was up roaming the house Alice would have posted it to justify bringing fern back into the their bed

No. 1479986

>>1479985
She always posts him roaming the house. Haven’t you seen any of her YouTube videos? They’re just her filming herself folding laundry while fern is in the kitchen or just nowhere to be seen

No. 1479987

>>1479984
Good to see that’s the only come back you have.

No. 1479991

>>1479986
It’s an apartment and they are awake, while sleeping is something entirely different and no mention of him wandering. Jheez, ig I was neglectful too when I would let my kids play in their room ALONE.

No. 1479992

>>1479987
God all you new Alice advocates in this thread are so annoying. All I said was “WHAT IF” and it’s honestly a very possible thing they’re doing? Like why wouldn’t they just shut fern out of their room? Alice films herself hiding in a closet while fern is scratching at the door for gods sake.

No. 1479993

>>1479991
Yeah cause that’s totally something they would mention

No. 1479997

>>1479992
I wasn’t advocating for Alice nor am I advocating for Caleb. There are two of them and neither is ever 100% at fault, they share the fault equally. Even the slightest glimpse of progress we should be joyous for fern since that’s what most ppl have been advocating for and gaining independence.

No. 1480003

i think that fern is addicted to his IPAD. alice goes to bed. Caleb does nothing with fern he just drinks beer and plays video games. fern eventually passes out from exhaustion. caleb moves ipad and goes to bed.

No. 1480011

>>1479997
Honestly Fern sleeping in his parents bed should be the least of everyone’s worries at this point. If Caleb didn’t slap him for crying I wouldn’t care about that one bit

No. 1480012

Shes on live and his diaper still looks saggy…

No. 1480019

She said on live that Caleb “doesn’t like to be a person who undergoes controversy” lol too late for that bud

No. 1480034

>>1479992
You’re just pissed because you want to hate sperg stupid shit and it’s not milk and no one wants to hear it.

No. 1480035

>>1480012
Diaper saggin, Blippi blarin.
I thought Fern got bored of the IPad quickly? He’s never off it now

No. 1480036

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we stan a fresh-faced queen

No. 1480037

>>1480034
Wtf get a grip

No. 1480058

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She’s on the other side of the pool from Fern. If he were to fall in, he’d drawn before she could put her phone down and get to him.

No. 1480065

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>>1480058
She claims she was once a toddler swim instructor… if so, then she should know better

No. 1480066

>>1479956
He probably outgrew it

No. 1480067

>>1479986
And then she forces him to sit with her for lives

No. 1480072

>>1480037
shut up anon you're clogging up the thread

No. 1480073

>>1480036
jeez she looks so tired

No. 1480110

>>1480065
Do you think she’s taught Fern to swim? If she was a toddler instructor and all?

No. 1480124

>>1478998
a lot of us lolcow users are radfems ourselves. alice is about as far away from being a radfem as possible. she’s like a crunchy republican qanon mom

No. 1480145

>>1480036
Has she not washed off her makeup from 3 days ago?

No. 1480149

"Some kids started calling fern tiktok baby"

She's so fucking unhinged. Kids that care to play with fern are still young af and not on tiktok.

No. 1480150

>>1480145
Might just reapply over. Doubt her products are vegan bc she never replies to that question. Watch her buy and make a tiktok in a week after seeing this.

No. 1480154

She’s kayak shopping. She will just keep pushing fern until he does what she wants.

No. 1480156

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>>1480036
SUPER dark bags and bruise on ferns arm

No. 1480161

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Shit on the floor?

Fern is still a wobbly, unsteady walker (leaning on the wall for support). Is that normal for how long he’s been walking and considering his age/milestone chart?

No. 1480164

>>1480161
No. I fear the rickets are intensifying

No. 1480170

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At the kayak store. Will this end up in Fern’s room with everything else she buys?

No. 1480174

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Backpack and pile of clothes…backpack moved out of sight and no pile of clothes.

No. 1480176

>>1480174
Sandals are gone too.

No. 1480182

She probably sold ferns bed with her dumpster crap on Facebook marketplace.

No. 1480193

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Uses half pans from Caleb’s food service job to hoard more stuff

No. 1480196

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Where is fern? Unattended in the tub?

No. 1480202

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Let that poor baby out to put his feet in the sand. Wtf.

No. 1480203

>>1480196
No way! babies don’t need baths remember?

No. 1480206

>>1480196
How would he be unattended in the bathtub when she’s in the bathroom? Stop being dumb

No. 1480211

>>1480206
Because the bathroom could be on the other side and she’s only paying attention to HERSELF. It was more of a kek moment. Not to be taken super serious. Y’all get wicked on here.

No. 1480212

>>1480211
For real so many people here taking a fucking lolcow board so seriously. This site is for gossip and opinions.

No. 1480213

>>1480196
In another room entirely with Blippi no doubt

No. 1480215

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Her stupidity is exhausting. For some reason she wants to buy a kid’s kayak but she’s concerned that it only supports 140lb. She says “I’m 100 lbs (bullshit), and fern is 30lbs but I’m going to get bigger what do you guys think???”

No. 1480217

>>1480213
Agreed! No doubt. Why not put on education videos and programs. Or put the iPad away and play normal age appropriate developmental games. Read books. Take him to museums. They have discounts for WIC/EBT/SNAP. Since she doesn’t like to spend money on him. Only herself. And then she will make a video bashing the cafeteria.

No. 1480219

>>1480215
The kayak is also 8 feet long and she wants to transport it INSIDE HER TINY SHIT ASS KIA.

No. 1480222

>>1480219
New bed for fern?!?!

No. 1480225

>>1480215
I hope she at least buys fern a life jacket that actually fits for when that thing flips over

No. 1480231

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Was this mocking Carly’s gift?

No. 1480236

>>1480229
what gift and what are you referring to?

No. 1480237

So many people in her comments telling her to get that tiny child’s kayak. Do they want her dead or what?

No. 1480240

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The kayak already belongs to someone, it’s got a pre-order sticker on it.

No. 1480241

>>1480215
I don’t believe that she’s 100lbs. anyone know how tall she is?

No. 1480246

>>1480240
There are 3 different ones there ranging $500-$800 but the kids kayak is $250

No. 1480247

>>1480241
She is not 100 pounds.

No. 1480250

>>1480241
She’s been saying she’s 100lbs for over a year now and she’s definitely gained + is pregnant

No. 1480251

>>1480241
5^4 she made a video about it.

No. 1480252

>>1480250
The other day she said she doesn’t own a scale to weigh herself. Lol

No. 1480254

>>1480215
>>1480215
I pray she asks these stupid questions to up engagement on her posts.

No. 1480255

>>1480241
she said she's 5'4.5 before. she's not 100 cause i'm 5'4 and 110 and look skinnier than her especially my upper half. she's defo 120-125

No. 1480256

>>1480252
She should be to track the pregnancy…and fundal height to make sure size and weight are on track. Non assisted. Come ON! Wake the fuck up. You’re reckless beyond dangerous to yourself and others and need help. I can’t believe her.

No. 1480257

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Bet she woke him up anyway. (Thought he was front facing at first but he’s not)

No. 1480258

>>1480256
But anon that would require some sort of effort

No. 1480259

>>1480252
another lie cause someone asked how much she gained when she was pregnant w fern and she was logging in her weight everyday on her fitness app. her ed is out of control.

No. 1480260

>>1480259
I actually hope she doesn’t read this thread because it will definitely make her spiral harder into her ed

No. 1480274

She’s talking about her usual Chipotle order and says that Caleb is the only one that gets “fake meat” and that he gets chorizo…. I hate to break it to you, but chorizo isn’t fake meat

No screenshot because she doesn’t have captions on

No. 1480277

>>1480274
They have a plant based version of chorizo at chipotle.

I hope she buys the child's kayak and just wastes her money again

No. 1480278

>>1480274
Chipotle does actually have “plant based” chorizo now. But I don’t know why she doesn’t get the “fake meat” the way she says it sounds so vindictive

No. 1480280

>>1480278
Ok, I haven’t been in quite awhile so I didn’t know that.

No. 1480281

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So eating non organic food doesn't make her sick ONLY if it's from a fast food franchise, got it

No. 1480287

>>1480260
she’s definitely aware of the existence of the thread, at the very least. a tiktok account kept spamming her live about lolcow the other day, and she answered a question that was directly underneath a comment about the site.

if I had to guess, she probably reads these threads, but not on a daily basis. she definitely wouldn’t fully ignore a message board full of people’s opinions on her: she’s too self-obsessed and needs to know what’s being said about her for that. but at the same time, i don’t see her checking multiple times daily: she has fern, and it probably doesn’t feel great to read this stuff (not that i care, she should feel fucking bad). i imagine this thread sets her off (which explains the random angry comment yesterday that was clearly her, or someone in her life) so she picks and chooses when to check here.

if this is against rules or annoying I’ll delete it—I’ve been posting for a while now but still haven’t been able to find detailed info on what is/isn’t allowed

No. 1480288

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She got a different kayak. I wonder how well she’ll be able to strap and unstrap it to the top of the car all the time. Considering she can’t work her own car seats…

No. 1480290

>>1480274
Didn’t they just buy 3 boxes of pizza yesterday?

No. 1480292

>>1480280
I didn’t know either anon I just eat the real meat

No. 1480315

>>1480257
i wasnt going to jump to conclusions but why on earth is he in PJs for the park anyways?? especially when it is sooo hot.

No. 1480351

>>1480161
Poor Fern really loves that toy vacuum. It’s probably the only vacuum he’s ever seen based on the amount of debris that’s consistently on her floors

No. 1480357

>>1480351
Imagine that, he enjoys an age appropriate toy.

No. 1480361

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22 or 52

No. 1480372

I wonder if she knows her contacts from hubble aren't vegan

No. 1480386


No. 1480398

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They’re on the water and he doesn’t even have his life jacket buckled????

No. 1480403

>>1480398
That life jacket is way too big for him. Not safe. It will not help him, he might as well not have one on. Is anyone secretly wondering if she’s hoping something will happen? As horrible as that sounds but she ISNT in her right mind.

No. 1480407

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His literally leaning back eating this. Choking hazard.

No. 1480408

If they don't drown, she's going to choke him shoving the burrito in his mouth like that!

No. 1480413

lollll she ended the live after someone asked about the video of caleb slapping fern & people kept @'ing them telling them to stop posting about it

No. 1480417

>>1480413
She just completely shut down.

No. 1480418

>>1480413
She blocked me for saying that fern doesn’t seem to like the kayak. I wonder how many people you can have blocked.

No. 1480421

>>1480403
Honestly that's what I'm thinking about her new obsession with road trips and "van life" and asking if he needs to be in a car seat. I think she's trying to recreate her trauma.

No. 1480422

>>1480357
I know :( She never buys toys for him or anything. The only thing he has to actually play with is from Carly. All that money she spends on herself: clothes, eyelashes, etc but she can’t be bothered to get some basic blocks or something from walmart? Not even crunchy wooden toys for him! No wonder he screams for the ipad, it’s all he’s got.

No. 1480424

>>1480281
Chipotle uses organic ingredients though…

No. 1480431

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He is so scared!

No. 1480433

In just moments of this live she has shown real food, mentioned toys, and now is reading to him. She totally reads these.

No. 1480434

>>1480431

What’s up with those eyebrows? She really overfilled them.

No. 1480441

>>1480431
>lol what’s he looking at
>Ferns face could be a meme
>Fern what’s wrong lol
Even her viewers can see he’s upset, what a horrible mother for completely ignoring the blatant signs that Fern doesn’t fucking wanna be there. I’m tinfoiling she’s not teaching him to talk on purpose, because the second he can talk he’s going to start saying “I don’t wanna do this” and he won’t be her cute little tt prop anymore.

No. 1480450

>>1480431
Why does she always put food in his hands? And why is he eating in the kayak, why didn’t they just eat before they left?

No. 1480456

>>1480418
She’s using the kayak to contain him cuz she knows he can’t escape as well as contained with the life jacket. She stopped using the stroller cuz he was trying to get out and everyone gave her a hard time about the carrier. Bringing books and his dinner on the kayak is just messed up weird.

No. 1480467

>>1480450
because she’s only doing this stuff for views

No. 1480474

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Alice we know what Caleb does. Also I thought Fern didn’t have tantrums because he’s “not like all the other kids”

No. 1480477

>>1480287
have you been to lolcow.farm/info yet nonnie? if not, take a gander!!
what you posted wasn't in violation of any rule

No. 1480480

>>1480477
samefag, forgot to add the more relvant link kek lolcow.farm/rules

No. 1480486

>>1480474
That just popped up on my fyp, my jaw literally dropped when I saw this. This bitch has some real nerve. Disgusting how she can choose to be with someone who hits their crying child and then proceed to spend a whole day posting videos eluding to it. She’s evil.

No. 1480504

>>1480278
I think she doesn’t agree with people eating fake meat because it means they’re craving real meat. She’s grossed out about the texture/taste of meat so she wouldnt want to eat anything resembling it.

No. 1480505

>>1480486
Feel like is a weak attempt for her to try and save face

No. 1480515

>>1480504
She eats fake vegan franken-cheese what’s the difference?
Also humans are literally omnivores so they do crave meat. She thinks humans are frugivores because she’s a moron and a crappy vegan who doesn’t like vegetables so therefore only eats fruit and carbs

No. 1480521

>>1480515
My parents are from the Bay Area and we’re very familiar with hippy dippy vegans before vegans were a thing. I remember one time my mom talked about how people like to get diet pretentious but she knew a ton of people she called “cookie vegans” who acted like their diet was super superior but lived off of the equivalent of Pepperidge farm cookies. If Alice isn’t a cookie vegan, idk what she is

No. 1480524

>>1480521
I’m from the Bay Area too !

No. 1480526

>>1480521
Omg Alice is 500% a cookie vegan. She only eats sugar and snacks. Imagine being so pretentious but then also having the taste buds of a 4 year old

No. 1480534

I wonder when the last time this girl had an actual glass of water

No. 1480537

>>1480534
I wish I could find the video but she posts so much it would be impossible… but she did say once that drinking water is bad for you and you should get all your water from fruit. It was one of the wackiest things she said lol she never said it again. A few months later she was drinking from a water bottle though

No. 1480542

>>1480281
So the vegan gets a “veggie burrito” with only rice, beans, and guac. None of the veggies they offer? Not even lettuce?

No. 1480544

>>1480474
Just because you don’t hit him doesn’t mean you still aren’t being abusive to him. Forcing him inside a kayak when he’s visibly scared of it isn’t very ~informed consent~ of you.

No. 1480578

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her posting this video straddling fern in the kayak, and lip syncing to a song about divine femininity and how women are powerful because they can create life, really irks me.

alice, you aren’t divine in any way, and creating a life doesn’t count if you immediately turn around and destroy it with your abusive and neglectful behavior.

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Hmm the irony

No. 1480582

>>1480578
This needs to be in the next thread pic… she’s so nasty. She gave perv vibes.

No. 1480589

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His body and his walk is soo unnatural in this video. How does anyone think this is normal

No. 1480590

Now she’s talking about taking another trip in a few days and going to the beach. She just got back!

No. 1480606

>>1480582

I noticed that he’s holding his hands in a weird floppy position in those clips. Is that him stimming? I’m unsure because it seemed like he was holding his hands still like that, not moving them around.

No. 1480611

>>1480606
It could be that he’s just really tired. He looked ready to pass out at the beginning of that video.

No. 1480623

>>1480606
It could be stimming but she keeps saying he’s saying hi… at nothing

No. 1480640

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This girl can’t keep anything clean, not even her Walmart tennis shoes she got 3 weeks ago.

No. 1480642

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Look how disgusting that couch is lol

No. 1480677

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So they just go to bed and let Fern do God knows what? I think we suspected this but now she’s confirmed it

No. 1480681

>>1480161
Is that a penny on the floor? What if he swallows it?

No. 1480687

>>1480681
Idk he already ate a wedding ring lol

No. 1480696

>>1480418
Very late reply but I believe the block limit is either 500 or 5000

No. 1480716

She looks like Lauren Boebert

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No. 1480760

>>1480241
She posted her weight chart or something from her pregnancy with fern and she was 120lbs

No. 1480764

The last threads were so good and now I’ve just caught up with this one and it’s such a mess people need to think before they post things lol

No. 1480766

>>1480764
No actual material or good new gossip just silly arguments and nonsense read the previous threads before posting as well so we don’t have to go over the same points

No. 1480773

>>1480731
She hasn't bought a paddle…fuck sake woman sort yourself out. You're on water with a baby. We know you're desperate for content but at least do it properly.

No. 1480796

>>1480534
She has a ton of plastic water bottles laying around, I guess she finally got thirsty enough kek

No. 1480800

>>1480681
I thought it was poop

No. 1480808

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Is that life jacket rented or did she buy one? Either way it’s filthy.

No. 1480810

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>>1480731
Omg the burrito… it’s gotta be EVERYWHERE inside there. And another filthy picture of him.

No. 1480814

>>1480773
You can hear her paddling with something in the background of her videos. If she’s still going somewhere where you can rent stuff, then maybe she rented it.

How come she doesn’t take fern to the park or do what he likes to do anymore?

No. 1480821

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He’s literally begging her to feed him something other than junk. That’s so sad. In her video she said all soy products are highly processed and bad for you and soy/tofu are “desserts”. Yet her e she is feeding it to herself and her baby. The weird lies/hypocrisies continue.

No. 1480826

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How she mashes a banana to feed fern/Caleb. Do you know how much bacteria is harbored under acrylics? We couldn’t have them in nursing school because of it and they showed us information regarding it.

And we all know what her nails look like under there WITHOUT acrylics. Imagine how they’re longer and can cake up so much more poop/dirt she’s got under there.

No. 1480830

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTd5wFh6Q/

Her car is glitching already.

No. 1480839

>>1480826
Could she have least left it in the rind to do this? Or just use a fork? Feral af.

No. 1480862

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VILE…look how close his black feet are to her drink and ferns food. I suppose she eats out of the trash, so maybe I shouldn’t be surprised. But this made me cringe. Hookworms anyone?

She stopped bringing pancake too. She leaves her alleged “abusive husband” and “flees” yet doesn’t bring the rest of her “family” (dog and two (?) cats, and possibly fish) As an “animal activist” like she claims, WTF? I did not leave my domestic situation without my pets. And I’m not a vegan, not even a vegetarian.

No. 1480870

It’s funny because she’s finding out her and Caleb don’t have a single similar interest… what else do they do together besides occasionally go for a walk and take pictures together?

22 year old groomers don’t have interests in common with their teenage victims. Something tells me her parents tried to tell her that and she cut them off because of it. Should’ve listened Alice. This is just me speculating but maybe the reason she had to stop seeing him when she was 14 was because of her parents too.

(If nobody ever stepped in to warn her I feel bad for making these claims)

No. 1480872

>>1480862
I also think she’s trying to get sponsored by chipotle kek

No. 1480879

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Shit and garbage on the floor…and is that piss on the corner of the rug over there?

No. 1480883

“I wanna live off the grid”

at a national park, hiking “I really wish there was cellular out here so I could make tiktoks”
(Time stamp in picture, link below)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N4AAEyZm9cw

She has no idea what she wants or who she is. She couldn’t live without her groceries or nails or lashes or chipotle etc. Why is she pretending to like the outdoors and boonies when she actually hates it?

No. 1480899

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Same YouTube link:

“Dads off, Caleb’s off” goes 3 hours away to hike, just her and fern

Why couldn’t he go? Literally chooses video games over quality time with his son and wife? Or do you think maybe she just didn’t invite him?

Same video, she talks about pancake hating being in the car, yet takes her for 3hrs to this national park. (yes she said “her” so pancake must be a girl??) She mentions the dog likes nature “as long as there’s no people” I’m sorry what? Did the dog tell you that?

The dog isn’t supposed to be off leash either. You KNOW Alice doesn’t pick up it’s shit. Funny how fern can go a whole hike without food but can’t spend an hour in a kayak without chipotle and sushi. Funny how that works eye roll

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Another instance of flapping…
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTd5wafHR/

His legs and the way he walks in these pics too are noticeable and horrible.

(Should we post new evidence like this or “we get the picture” ?)

No. 1480908

>>1480578
You can really see the narc gleam in her gaze as she eyefucks herself the whole time she’s on camera in this vid.

No. 1480911

>>1480908
Absolutely! And all her videos too.
She’s turning into this lady. Using child as prop and eye fucks herself in every video. Alice pretty much does both of those too. Here’s the other ladies kiwi farm so you know what I’m talking about: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-empathic-nutritionist-empathic-mamahood-robyn-grogitsky-ramirez-luna-elva-ramirez-glenn-ramirez-atlas-glenn-standford-ramirez.84621/page-23

No. 1480914

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1. She’s listening to some right wing talk radio
2. Fern sleeps whenever he can…she takes him out when SHE wants regardless if he’s tired or not.
3. Is that a black eye or exhaustion?

No. 1480915

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>>1480914
The radio station is rob Carson. He says it at the end of his time on Alice’s video before it cuts off. Proof she’s conservative and an idiot.

No. 1480921

>>1480915
Poor, on food stamps & Medicaid living in affordable housing and votes red. Just shows how stupid they are.

No. 1480932

>>1480911
Robyn has a thread here, too. >>>/snow/1446741 she’s been mentioned in Alice’s threads before. this is her “unassisted freebirth” future. horrific.

>>1480915
Newsmax? this explains so much.

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>>1480814
She’s paddling with her hands. At one point she takes her wet lake water hands and rolls up Fern’s burrito, so I’m sure we’re days away from this poor child having a water born illness

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>>1480899
Yep. Ferns reward for tolerating being strapped into her carrier the whole time. Probably didn’t give the kid shoes, only those footie pajamas. And she says it’s 69 degrees at the beginning of the video so why is he in fleece pajamas?

She couldn’t be patient enough or responsible enough to bring the right gear for him to explore. Didn’t even front face him so he could see. This trip was for tiktok and for show, she doesn’t even have an interest in the outdoors. You can tell based on everything she’s said. She’s a lying fugly bitch. Do. Not. Trust. Her. Kek

But seriously. I just can’t. With all of it. Sometimes I need a break from this thread because I am so sad and scared for fern/fetus future.

No. 1480951

>>1480938
Do you think she couldn’t afford the paddle (as silly as that sounds, but paying there was only the 1k budget and she couldn’t spend more than that in order to make rent next week or something. Bc otherwise why wouldn’t she think of needing one? She knew from prior experience. Surprised she didn’t keep the one from the last kayak or do you think they’re making her send it back? What a hassle. Love that for her kek. And honestly, based on her stupidity and weakness and trouble breathing and “asthma” she should have a life jacket on too. It takes a lot of energy to tread water.

Backtracking: That boat is an entire months rent for wages. No wonder Caleb doesn’t wanna be around her.

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>>1480938
SEWAGE? omg I can’t

No. 1480957

>>1480954
rip fern. you can get brain eating amoeba from warm water lakes and the survival rate is less than 1 percent

No. 1480958

>>1480954
It’s good for his immune system as Allison would say

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>>1480957
And before people roll their eyes at this, there was a woman who used a Netipot with tap water and look what happened:

No. 1480970

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So she leaves fern unattended after they both go to sleep, that’s responsible.

No. 1480973

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This is a video of her with the audio saying “I’m going to tell you a story, okay? Story time, wake up!!”

Her waking him up for arbitrary reasons is nothing new but it just goes to show that she has zero regard for him and what he needs. You want to snuggle? You’re with him all day, bitch, snuggle when he’s awake. Oh wait, he probably doesn’t want to be close to you when he’s wide awake, which is why you straightjacket him with a life vest and force feed him chipotle in the middle of a lake.

No. 1480974

>>1480970
We knew they weren’t capable of any actual parenting. The just shut the bedroom door on him like he’s a cat

No. 1480975

>>1480970
thats horrible. hes not even two. what if he opens the door and gets outside. hes a baby! I dont even leave my two year old unattended for 5 minutes to take a shower! things can happen so quickly! SAVE FERN!

No. 1480976

>>1480974
Yep, bo wonder the kid just ends up falling asleep on the couch from pure exhaustion.

No. 1480977

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Uh…

No. 1480979

>>1480821
She only thinks tofu is “bad” because she just doesn’t like it. She only likes pure sugar

No. 1480980

>>1480951
And FOR SURE the person selling the kayak would tell them.

She’s gonna say “we forgot the ore at home” or (ore, lol) she didn’t strap it in correctly and she lost it off the roof of her car.

“I’ll just buy a new one” — her probably

No. 1480984

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If fern ever happens to be diagnosed with something like this, we will know what possibly contributed.

No. 1480986

>>1480984
Autism is genetic, he most likely will be autistic.

No. 1480988

>>1480985
She had the same life vest on in her live originally. But then she stopped the live cause people were telling her to fix his. When she came back hers was gone.

No. 1480991

>>1480986
Alison is not autistic. She’s self-diagnosed as a cope for her obvious, numerous personality disorders.
You cannot, in good faith, say that Fern is on the autism spectrum. The behaviours that he has displayed like delayed milestones and sensory seeking can be explained by the neglect he suffers. He is underdeveloped, in my opinion she is trying to keep him dependent on her for as long as possible. She’s probably hoping for Fern to get an ASD diagnosis to validate her own self-diagnoses and further her agenda. She wants the praise mothers of children with exceptional needs get for the hard work they do, and she’s prepared to purposefully sabotage and delay her child’s development to get it. She’s sick.

No. 1480992

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yikes for tofu since her and fern are nutrient deficient.

No. 1480995

>>1480991
I apologize, but you can’t in good faith say he DOESNT. I just have seen his arms flapping in a lot of her videos that doesn’t look natural to me. And that’s a “look out for” for autism. I’m not saying he has it, but he exhibits a trait, and it can’t be ruled out. Just because Alice doesn’t have it doesn’t mean fern doesn’t have it. Again, it’s a wait and see but this thread includes “theories” that people have. So don’t immediately shut down a possibility.

No. 1480996

>>1480988
Did she buy matching life vests? Something tells me she would’ve included life vest choosing in her tiktoks… could they be rented? Nasty way to return it after fern got food mashed all over it.

No. 1480997

>>1480951
The kayak she bought was under $300, ferns life vest was $30, her life vest was $40 and the foam roof protectors with tethers was $40. A paddle would only be $40-50. Ferns life vest only comes in one size, child??? She went cheap on this kayak.

No. 1480998

>>1480988
I deleted and updated my post. She has a different life jacket than a few days ago

No. 1481000

In her leaked video (https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTd5wsjQh/)

Caleb leaves whenever he can’t handle ferns screaming. That’s a hell of a lot better than shaking him or hurting him (hurting him worse or more than once like he did).

She says the leaving when fern cries as a bad thing, but think about it…

No. 1481002

>>1481000
Not taking what she says as 100% truthful as we all have seen her lies and exaggerations. (Not defending Caleb either) Curious what his family thought when her and fern weren’t at the wedding.

No. 1481004

>>1480997
Did she do a receipt or did you look it up yourself or is it from her mouth only? Wondering how reliable that info is cuz it seems too cheap.

No. 1481005

>>1481000
He leaves and she hides in a closet when they need a time out, no difference.

No. 1481007

>>1481004
I looked it all up on dicks where she said she bought it and reviewed her tt to match the merch and her descriptions. She pretty much bought the cheapest of everything. This kayak was the next price up from the youth kayak she was originally looking at. She went cheap so she could fund her next road trip.

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>>1481002
Like a true narc. (Blog post sorry) I know about this bc it was EVERY holiday with my dad growing up and as an adult. Would not show up to his own families xmas while my mom (who his family were super mean and judgemental to) took us kids so we could still go. He’s a diagnosed narc.

No. 1481009

>>1481005
Cry it out, basically. Which she said many times is abuse.

No. 1481018

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>>1481007
So zero research done to see how long any of this will last…still a lot of money to piss away when she’s dirt poor. Maybe the first purchase was a manic purchase and she was like “oh shit” and instead she found something basic and cheap bc she’s in her semi-right mind.

Where is baby fern in that video? She wouldn’t leave him alone with an abuser. Not baby wearing. She would pan over to him usually. And especially if she’s telling his birth story. We’d hear him screeching, so I don’t think he’s with her.

No. 1481033

>>1481018
Ppl in the comments were telling her to go to dicks and she didn’t need a $1000 kayak to wade in water with. This kayak is a step up from a youths kayak but not a full size kayak. It’s only 8 feet long and holds up to 250 pounds. Better choice and easier to manage for her. Maybe she actually listened and thought through the logistics. She only liked the first kayak cuz it folded down compact.

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>>1481033
This is the kayak she wanted, does she think she’s the fricken princess of the river with a glass looking kayak?

No. 1481049

Do you think ferns ever seen a cartoon other than curious George in Spanish when he was a baby) or a Disney/Pixar movie? That’s such a core memory for me. He already watches blippi and glued to the iPad.

How long till fern gets sick of the kayak and freaks out.. then she’ll start bringing the iPad in there.

No. 1481053

>>1481049
Then blippi will end and he will chuck it into the river lol

No. 1481055

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Sorry if this was already posted but how ironic after her leaked video…

Look at the hashtags too..

No. 1481065

>>1481055
She is being very smug lately so she must have lied to Caleb about the video or he hasn’t found out. I’m starting to think he believes everything she says cuz she always lies her way out. Or he has no choice to believe her cuz he’s as stuck as she is with her threatening to take fern and him never see fern again. She vindictive and sly enough to do it.

No. 1481066

>>1480986
i honestly don’t think alice is autistic
she’s hinted before that her autism came from vaccines. i saw a video (since deleted) that she explained heavy metal poisoning had the same symptoms of autism, and that kids “lose the sparkle in their eyes” or some shit after vaccines. she encouraged people to message her for details since TT likes to “censor” her. makes me cringe how many young girls she’s red pilled, like caleb probably did to her.

No. 1481067

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No. 1481068

>>1481055
He nose is getting so big and it’s going to keep growing.

No. 1481069

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After I mentioned Alice mocking Carly’s gift…suddenly she’s using them properly. Hi Alice. We know you’re here.

No. 1481072

>>1481065
Probably made up an excuse like “it’s just for views, it’ll make us money”

No. 1481074

>>1481066
Well she definitely has dead eyes

No. 1481075

>>1481074
Soul less and cold hearted and evil

No. 1481077

>>1481067
I think his baby-pattern baldness is just from crappy genetics/no nutrients

No. 1481078

>>1481065
I feel like he HAS to know about the abuse vid. If he doesn’t he must make it a point to outright avoid any content from/about his wife

No. 1481084

>>1481053
KEK this made me lol you’re totally right. And she’ll try and grab it and tip the boat.

I bet she’s on someone’s snap chat story somewhere struggling to paddle the boat with her hands, not using it correctly. with the caption “idiot”.

I get the image of merideth Blake on parent trap freaking out on the air mattress and falling in.

No. 1481086

>>1481078
Maybe he doesn’t care anymore and doesn’t watch so he has no idea.. just a possibility not doubting that there’s also a possibility of him not knowing about it yet.

No. 1481088

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So she could’ve gotten two kayaks and had Caleb come if she was in a healthy relationship. If she’s in a river the current could take them. It also said to not go out in bad weather and she went out during a storm.

Also breaks the life jacket rule.

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She could’ve at least watched YouTube videos. She clearly has no idea wtf she’s doing which is dangerous for everyone. She’s being reckless with this. Could’ve at least mastered it before bringing a baby

No. 1481103

>>1481088
In az she isn’t required to wear one but it is very stupid on her part if the were to tip, how is she going to save herself and the kid(s). Ofc she will wear the baby in the kayak too, once it’s here. The motor boats on the river could easily make her kayak tip if they were getting annoyed of her presence. The kayak is some sort of isolation tool for her to use on fern, almost like she’s po fern wanted to stay home with dad. I’d like to know where fern slept last night since Caleb probably worked after being off for two nights.

No. 1481107

>>1481103
It’s like she was feeling like she was losing another best friend and she wasn’t going to let that happen so she traps and isolates fern from everyone so he only has her. It’s a sick mental disorder to be that paranoid to not have a bestie she can completely control.

No. 1481116

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She’s done none of that and poor fern is at even more risk.

No. 1481117

>>1481103
Not required but safety isn’t negotiable. She’s a horrible mom for not taking every precaution for her child.

No. 1481123

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>>1481107
You’re totally right

No. 1481126

>>1480915
I don’t like Newsmax either but red right voters today are based as fuck
>>1481009
That’s not cry it out, that’s actually what most psych doctors recommend if baby is crying and it’s overwhelming. Cry it out is when you do that to get baby to sleep every night.

No. 1481133

>>1481126
Nah she’s said that giving a nookie to soothe crying is wrong. It’s hypocritical of her to be doing what she’s doing. She’s all about attachment parenting.

And her voting and “beliefs” are against what she believes in (abortion rights, LGBTQ rights (she claims she supports), all the govt programs to help struggling families. She would be homeless without those programs. Just so much hypocrisy. again.

No. 1481139

She needs to get him a proper bed

No. 1481151

>>1481045
Wtf is she gonna see in muddy ass Arizona?

No. 1481162

>>1481151
It isn’t about seeing anything, it’s about isolation and manipulation and her bringing him books and food just proved it. He will get bored and start speaking out or fighting back or run away. I bet she won’t get him a bike cuz it would be a faster mode of transportation to get away on. Plus she’s too lazy to teach him. If Caleb wanted to bond more with fern then he should get fern a bike and teach him.

No. 1481163

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Currently off work sick with Covid so enjoy my thread pic attempt for next thread.

No. 1481165

>>1481163
Love it! Can you add the iPad being thrown overboard or floating in the water?

No. 1481170

>>1481163
Suggestion for our next thread name to go with the pic:
Princess of the muddy Arizona rivers edition
Containing Informed Consent edition
Blippi Goes Bye Bye edition

No. 1481171

>>1481045
Fern would panic even harder on that thing

No. 1481172

>>1481165
Make sure Blippi is on it lol

No. 1481178

Am I the only one who finds Blippi weird and creepy? Something about a grown man who started making children’s content on his own is odd to me. At least Steve from blues clues was hired by an actual production team

No. 1481187

>>1481178
Most of them are pedos. Maybe that’s why Alice can relate to him?

No. 1481188

>>1480970
At least we know she doesn’t own any cleaning products for him to swallow.

No. 1481192

>>1481170
Arizona muddy river monsters

No. 1481200

>>1481178
Pushing Blippi and having your kid on an iPad is shitty white trash parenting 101. Her crunchy persona is the biggest troll of all time.

No. 1481204

>>1481178
Just watched two and a half minutes of blippi and the ice cream truck… wtf is all I have to say. Alice talks to fern like this blippi guy talks, it’s annoying. There wasn’t much educational but he did showcase the social media symbols, right down Alice’s ally. I think there has to be better choices available? Thank god my kids are grown.

No. 1481216

>>1481178
Tinfoil but I heard he hates kids

No. 1481220

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>>1481165
>>1481172
Ask and you shall receive.

No. 1481223

I have a link but it is so disturbing I am unsure if I should post it, but blippi made a video called the Harlem shake poop. This man should not be around kids at all

No. 1481225

>>1481220
Awesome! Feel better soon!!

No. 1481226

>>1481220
This is so perfect

No. 1481227

>>1481223
Of course that pedo freak has a poop kink. Guess baby fern needs to learn about grooming early so he doesn’t end up like his mom

No. 1481241

>>1481178
The show is so weird!! It gives me the creeps. A grown pan dressed like a child and playing with children makes me uncomfortable. I have toddlers and they aren’t allowed to watch this show. In th back of my mind I always think.. what if some creepy man comes up to my kids talking and acting like this, and they think it’s ok because they watch Blippie.
I’m pretty sure he also has a weird past that can be googled.

No. 1481251

>>1481187
Alice and Caleb both have weird fixations on teenage girls, so probably. I really hope they never have a daughter

No. 1481261

>>1481251
I feel the same way. I don’t think Alice is a pedo but I could see her encouraging her 15yo daughter to have a baby or get married or something.

No. 1481275

>>1481261
this. she has a really weird fixation with young teenagers’ fertility, remember when she said she wish she got pregnant at 12? yikes

No. 1481286

>>1481261
Alison is not a typical pedo per say, but she definitely has the same auto-pedophilic “I wanna be a smol girl” brain rot people like Shayna have. She’s recreating her trauma and fetishizing her fertility.

No. 1481292

>>1481275
Instead she claims she got pregnant at 16 and aborted it. Make it make sense

No. 1481296

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Please tell me these life jackets aren’t rented. It’s fucking filthy

No. 1481298

>>1481296
No She bought them lol

No. 1481299

>>1481296
She rents them, that’s why fern is wearing an adult one and not a proper child/toddler life jacket. How inconsiderate to let her baby treat it like a bib.

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To therapy?!?!

No. 1481304

>>1481301
Please say a doctor

No. 1481305

>>1481301
I fucking wish

No. 1481310

>>1480977
what food item is this supposed to be a picture of? these threads are a fucking mess i stg half of these anons have as much brain as alice

No. 1481313

>>1481310
It’s an oily tortilla that she filled with hand-mushed banana and maple syrup. It looks like hell

No. 1481316

>>1481103
>The motor boats on the river could easily make her kayak tip if they were getting annoyed of her presence.
Anon wtf what kind of murderous person(s) would do this to a mother and a baby on a kayak…

Anyways does she still narrate her tiktoks with that strange, slow, retard-tier cadence? I haven't seen anyone mention it in these threads yet. That, combined with her stupid smug facial expressions make her truly insufferable to watch

No. 1481321

>>1481170
Cringe

No. 1481325

>>1481316
I thought that was her normal cadence

No. 1481328

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>>1481296
U good ali

No. 1481332

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdae6vff/
I’m sorry but the beginning of this video reminded of Alice during her car life phase

No. 1481333

>>1481316
White redneck Americans

No. 1481337

>>1481316
We haven't seen the barbie girl valley girl talk lately… Her nasally voice is what ive been hearing. Super slow to fill 3 mins to make people watch.

No. 1481343

>>1481188
I noticed all her outlets don't have baby proof caps on them. Don't know if that's a common practice with toddlers.

No. 1481345

>>1481337
She’s always done the weird, slow, overly fakey narration, but I feel like her voice is better nowadays. Waaayyy back in the day she would talk in a very high, whispery, Michele Dugger-esque voice and it was even creepier

No. 1481350

>>1481345
The way I know EXACTLY what you mean… kek

No. 1481351

>>1481296
is he holding.. an unrolled burrito?

No. 1481352

>>1481328
You can see her forehead wrinkles through the filter. That's saying something.

No. 1481358

>>1481343
And now Fern just runs around the house all night while they’re sleeping. I’m shocked nothing horrible has happened yet. Besides the rickets and developmental delays of course

No. 1481359

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She still has the old kayak in her car. For someone excited to get her money back she isn’t in any hurry to return it.

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>>1481299
Surprisingly she did actually buy life jackets. She just made it disgusting within an hour of purchase.

No. 1481370

>>1481359 On the live last night she said they had to go printer shopping so she could print the return shipping label. I'm predicting we will see a Staples (or equivalent) haul later today.

No. 1481382

>>1481370
She could just print the label at staples for a couple bucks.

No. 1481383

>>1481382
That was suggested to her as well as the library. But when has Alice ever turned down the opportunity to spend money?

No. 1481399

>>1481383
Alice has no idea what a library is

No. 1481430

She’s called the dog Mr Pancake in her newest video, I can’t tell if she’s just a liar or she’s deliberately messing about because there’s nothing better to do

No. 1481433

>>1481430
Another lame attempt to boost her content

No. 1481437

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New prop.. Alice we all know you don't actually read to fern

No. 1481441

>>1481437
She is using her hands to paddle, what a moron. The water is very green.

No. 1481451

the kayak content is super boring tbh

No. 1481460

>>1481437
Lmao it’s the same book as yesterday. She could at least put in a slight bit of effort to make it tolerable for fern.

No. 1481481

ok but hang on

Caleb insisted she stay home from the hospital for Fern’s birth even when Alice got scared….

He allegedly works in food service, and most of these places don’t provide insurance. Perhaps she can’t afford getting the necessary help and has all of these radical opinions to cover it up

No. 1481482

She is going to have even less time to cope with him and try to teach him. She wants to live off grid like an animal in the forest so they don’t know any better. If she had a farm she’d put them to work and never let them be kids. Feral Fern and Feral Fetus (fetus is already eating its twin in the womb like a feral does and also because Alice doesn’t give them enough nutrients) kek

No. 1481483

>>1481481
I don’t believe it was him who said that, probably the opposite. But also you might be right. It’s already been discussed that she doesn’t take advantage of MA through govt benefits, so it’s her own fault. He doesn’t wanna foot the bill. But idk.

No. 1481485

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What even is this? Fern should be renamed Oscar (from Sesame Street.) What’s with the truck getting mashed with the chipotle?

No. 1481490

>>1481485
Ever see her eat? It’s in his genes.

No. 1481499

>>1481481
They would qualify for state insurance here in AZ

No. 1481503

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Does she just walk around with her pregnant belly hanging out like white trash?

No. 1481506

>>1481482
I dont get that. Wouldn't "off grid" mean no internet/social media posting? She'd never make it.

She takes fern on all these "nature adventures" and has a camera shoved in his face the entire time. Name one time she wasn't live when they were kayaking. How can you truly enjoy yourself when you have to document and record every single fucking second

No. 1481507

>>1481451
I wanna see someone on shore record the whole experience. THAT would be entertaining . Imagine how stupid she looks trying to get perfect angles and paddling around with her hands.

No. 1481508

>>1481503
That’s why she got the new clothes, they’re all trashy.

No. 1481509

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"Hold still so I can pretend I actually read to you"

No. 1481510

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She doesn’t dress like this anymore. Another “phase”

No. 1481512

>>1481510
She’s dressing like the other tt moms.

No. 1481515

Considering alice still had the old broken kayak, why isn't she just using the paddle in the meantime?

No. 1481523

>>1481510
I actually like this fit. Wish she could’ve just stayed in her own lane and did her own thing instead of having to compete with other Tik Tok mommy bloggers

No. 1481532

>>1481523
She would have more true followers and respect if she stayed true to herself instead of a copy cat.

No. 1481541

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This whole video annoyed me so much. Literally just answer the question? Instead she paddles around for 3 minutes

No. 1481545

It’s crazy to me she just instantly blocks people who show genuine concern for her son’s health. If I posted a video and people commented “oh I notice this about your son’s legs as he walks, maybe should get checked”, I would be grateful they pointed that out to me so I can get my child the help they need. Can you imagine putting your ego above your child’s health like that??

No. 1481546

>>1481541
She didn’t answer because the answer is obviously no. Besides, why would anyone with a brain send their kid to an American public school with the amount of troon grooming that they do? It would be a new low, even for Alice.

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Does she whiten their teeth in photos? And did she forget the top of his mouth here ??

No. 1481549

>>1481541
Feel like it's another attempt for views, people watch the whole thing waiting for an answer

No. 1481554

>>1481546
“Troon grooming” wow take your ignorance elsewhere

No. 1481558

>>1481546
>Troom grooming
You sound like a Floridian, schools don’t teach children to be transgender or gay, take your fucking meds schizo.(infighting)

No. 1481559

>>1481554
>>1481558
Do you know where you are? KEK don’t get your panties in a twist

No. 1481561

>>1481554
If you don’t like troon bashing you’re on the wrong imageboard. Go mouthfeel some ladydick on Reddit.

No. 1481562

If I was any of these tiktok moms I'd be embarrassed to even associate with Alice but I guess anybody who exploits their children online like that have no morals to begin with.

No. 1481563

>>1481558
What is it, troon or troom? Make up your mind.

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No. 1481570

>>1481559
his panties are already twisted from trying to hold in his girldick uwu

No. 1481576

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Carly is so funny, these glasses look ridiculous on her

No. 1481577

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she will blame anybody but the actual thing that killed her baby which was a fucking car accident lol how tf did ur OB kill ur first alice

No. 1481580

>>1481577
Don’t think the ob actually said that to her, making shit up again for views.

No. 1481584

>>1481546
The private school I went to was much worse than the public schools I went to, gtfo

No. 1481668

File: 1648271480345.jpeg (674.04 KB, 1800x1344, B7879741-5826-4ADF-8589-6C2DFA…)

She didn’t even try to have fern sleep out of her bed. She woke up to him laying on top of her and she didn’t even feel him crawl on top of her. She’s pathetic.

No. 1481845

>>1481546
There is nothing wrong with public school. In fact, public school is perfect for her. It’s free and will teach him everything she has failed to. He will learn nothing from her. Besides it doesn’t matter what YOU think. It’s his informed choice to pick how he wants to learn and make friends. She won’t answer because the answer is no for her own selfish reasons. She does not plan to teach him. She likes him stupid and docile. At least public school teachers aren’t like that, they have to stay on track with a ciriculum.

Alice went and thrived (or so she says) at public school and she got into Cornell! Don’t you watch her videos kek

No. 1481853

>>1481554
>>1481561
What does troon grooming mean?

No. 1481854

>>1481515
I think she broke it using it to make the damage on the kayak.

No. 1481856

File: 1648287596520.jpeg (1.06 MB, 3264x3264, 8A037B34-048F-47F2-9B49-BB7B2F…)

>>1481546
Troon: A derogatory term, usually applied to transgender women, that implies both that they are their assigned gender at birth and that they are misappropriating transgender identities; similarly to the word 'trender.' A portmanteau of 'trans' and 'goon.' It's an extremely online word and it's origins can be traced back to Something Awful forums.

(Correct me if I’m wrong)

Also correct me if I’m wrong, but Alice seems to believe in gender neutrality and even dressed fern like her deceased daughter. So maybe they don’t know her as well as they think and need to watch some more of her content. (Included the pics for the person on here, I’m aware that it’s been talked about already and it wasn’t my point of reposting!)

No. 1481861

File: 1648288268094.jpeg (848.7 KB, 3264x3264, DD111729-8AAE-4349-827D-1E232E…)

Interesting. Less than a year ago. Daddy fern was invited and went on vacation with them. 4 months later she says “he has the day off from work so we left for a park 3 hours away”

the video was hard to screeshot because it went fast, but the phrase she said was “she’s a planner, packer, and doer”

Um if this is true, wtf happened on your road trip?

And why are you using your husbands only day off to spend time with fern to go do something you know your husband hates and won’t wanna come along (he should go anyways, for fern) ? She’s a cunt. And clearly her marriage is “over” and she’s using him for $ and a place to stay. She had a really comfortable life so that’s why she won’t leave. She knows she doesn’t have the responsibility or discipline to survive.

He’s basically like her dad, tbh. And she’s the immature little teenager who hates him for putting down rules for her own good. He doesn’t have a wife, he’s raising a girlfriend.

No. 1481873

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>>1481564
They think she’s not chill with that stuff? Lol he will be getting more exposure to that stuff at home than he will at school. Twat.

No. 1481875

File: 1648289970010.png (8.16 MB, 1242x2688, E2628472-EE99-4971-9762-B3026B…)

Oh ok.

No. 1481880

File: 1648290422306.png (9.99 MB, 1242x2688, 2E09546A-CC7D-4368-8A0A-6E6169…)

Sad, give him some real toys.

No. 1481883

File: 1648291276107.jpeg (1.03 MB, 3264x3264, E377AEA2-332E-4574-886F-ABC3FE…)

Center pic…you know she didn’t end up paying for any of it, and left her garbage on the floor.

No. 1481890

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Spreading her misinformation seed like a piece of shit. Sorry your moms a dumb bitch fern.

No. 1481895

File: 1648292386193.png (7.42 MB, 1242x2688, CCA4B109-838F-4D20-9A91-B75770…)

Can this be included in the thread pic? #savefern

No. 1481898

File: 1648293178467.png (8.04 MB, 1242x2688, B6F25A06-F840-4900-B5F0-D8D68C…)

Toothpaste!!!! Go Caleb!!!! Looks pretty empty too. She said “look what I found in the bathroom” like he was trying to hide it from her kek.

She does acknowledge toothpaste is better than acrylics. So I guess she’s self aware now.

No. 1481911

File: 1648293942993.jpeg (1.13 MB, 3264x3264, B2042D38-18C2-41CC-864F-0ADEC1…)

Tell me how she’s crunchy when she prefers paying $110 for 3 hours at a salon and fake Nails to $12 at the state park for fern and her dog. She’s so selfish.

No. 1481914

File: 1648294102140.jpeg (1.66 MB, 3264x3264, E0D6D0B1-4498-4BF2-8B45-C7E69C…)

Yet fails to mention that it’s only because the dog wasn’t on a leash. Couldn’t take responsibility for her own fault.

She could and should bring the dog on a leash, instead of leaving it home in an apartment for weeks on end because you KNOW Caleb doesn’t walk it.

No. 1481919

File: 1648294603319.jpeg (942.23 KB, 3264x3264, D8F82CA6-1967-4D64-8647-433685…)

Day in the life of baby fern.
Baby fern consumes 3x the amount of sugar he should for the whole day in a single sitting.

No. 1481922

>>1481580
Neither do I. There were posts in past threads where she slandered the doctor on a bunch of Google reviews. LONG ass reviews that sound so made up. She’s looney.

No. 1481946

File: 1648297660531.jpeg (931.86 KB, 3264x3264, 8B5CAD60-6D6F-4D98-906C-3AEBE2…)

She trusts a pregnancy app for medical advice.. I think she thinks it’s earlier on in the pregnancy because the baby feels small compared to what it should be or compared to what fern was at 22 weeks. There are possible reasons for this. I’ll put another screenshot.

No. 1481949

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>>1481946
It’s all tinfoil and speculation of course. But she’s not doing the fetus any favors. Are there videos of her pregnant with fern? How did her diet compare to now?

No. 1481953

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>>1481949
But if this is the way she thinks then…idk. Just let natural consequences set in, I guess. Same with raising fern. She will find out soon enough. He’s entering the hard phase of parenting, terrible 2s. She currently has set no boundaries so she’s going to have a fun time with that kek

No. 1481988

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>>1481946

Not 22 weeks but pretty close. Here she is with Fern at 27 weeks. She was also a vegetarian when she was pregnant with him so her diet was different.

No. 1481999

>>1481988
And for most people, you get bigger each pregnancy

No. 1482013

>>1482012
>>1482012
I am on this thread a lot and never have i heard that term.

No. 1482016

>>1482012
Learn to speak English

No. 1482018

>>1482012
Why are you always so rude? Seek help.

No. 1482038

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>>1481546
No she answered, she’s just posting one word answers at the very end of the video and you have to hunt for it

No. 1482047

>>1482038
I watch for like 10 seconds and if she doesn’t get to the point I just scroll. Her content has been so boring since the end of her road trip

No. 1482048

>>1482013
It's a common term across multiple boards, heard it used here on these farms a fair bit (troon has even been in the title for a MTF thread here), more so on the other farms. Anons are kind of sheltered if they've not bumped into it before.

No. 1482055

>>1482038
She often flashes something at the end so if you miss it you need to watch again if you want to know what she said, bumps her views.

No. 1482060

>>1482018
nta but you do know the nature of lolcow.farm correct? if not literally lurk more pls and stop getting offended

No. 1482064

>>1482060
Lol not offended. Target your petty vulgar rudeness towards Alice not other posters. If you think ppl posting don’t know what they are doing then educate them and not insult them. You were a newbie to here once too.

No. 1482068

No one cares about cringe ancient forum lingo. This thread is a mess

No. 1482094

>>1482064
Shut the fuck up. This thread is the worst.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1482098

>>1482094
Why are you here? To expose dirt on Alice or to attack the posters? Consistently appears to be the later since that’s all you do!

No. 1482100

>>1482064
You’re clearly offended. Please fuck off. Not samefag

No. 1482101

>>1482094
You are making it the worst so you are the one who needs to stfu.(infighting)

No. 1482114

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Yikes! The scratches all on the roof of her car. She doesn’t take care of anything she owns, including fern.

No. 1482119

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Wtf. “A bird tried to fly off with my car keys” smoke another one Alice.

The kayak is in the living room with her bike. Even less room for fern to play and the floor still has shit all over it.

No. 1482146

>>1482098
you do realize there's more than one anon replying to your posts right?
>>1482068
troon is used extremely commonly on this website you should lurk more and integrate if you don't want to shit up the threads even more

go back to tiktok

No. 1482178

>>1482146
“Troon” doesn’t even apply to Alice y’all are exhausting

No. 1482183

>>1481949

My placenta started to die prematurely from a cause that is likely autoimmune and I was induced to prevent IUGR. It was only caught incidentally on a scan. My baby was moving, kicking and heart rate was totally fine, I would have had no idea anything was wrong if not for the scan. Was induced at 38 weeks, had an unmedicated (aside from pitocin) delivery and perfectly healthy baby. If I had just waited for labour to come “naturally” I risked a starved baby, a NICU stay or a stillbirth. All these crunchy/freebirth moms who think they can “intuitively” know their pregnancy is healthy or not are fucking retarded.

No. 1482186

>>1482146
People on this thread just want dirt on Alice, not to be schooled on forum terminology (that doesn’t even apply to the subject of the forum). I personally don’t care about anyone else on this site so why would I “lurk”

No. 1482189

>>1482183
Do you think Alice would throw a stillborn in the apartment dumpster like she did with her placenta?

No. 1482198

>>1482186
There’s rules. Lurking refers to picking up the tone of the site and not sounding like you really don’t belong. Try it. Or not posting at all might work even better for you.
>>1482013
Probably because you’re only in this thread

Fuck off back to tiktok faggots

No. 1482201

>>1482198
Lurking isn’t in the rules. Derailing a conversation to try to mod posters is though. Also being repetitive is against the rules.

Also Alice is literally a Tiktok person and we only know about her from Tiktok, so yeah people from Tiktok are going to be in the thread.

No. 1482207

>>1482186
Does technically apply as she is already on the troon grooming path regardless of if he attends public school or not, she dresses her son in his dead sisters clothes (fucked up & imagine having that conversation when he's older), and not correcting strangers when talking about his gender.

No. 1482209

>>1482189
I truly believe she would keep the body and bathe it and wrap it and grieve for a long time. I don’t think she’d ever give up the body. But that’s extremely against the law,l. You need to tell someone and you can’t just toss it in a freezer.. there are so many rules regarding dead bodies.

You can’t transport a body across state lines without the proper papers. So if she’s road tripping and it happens at a holiday inn in bumfuck nowhere, she’ll have to report it and take care of things there.

Remember that teenage cheer leader who just buried it outside and went to prom? She got in big trouble.

And when people find out she didn’t have medical care for the pregnancy or baby, they are going to arrest her and/or CPS will be up their asses. And don’t say “they won’t investigate that” it’s a fetus that’s viable (possibly, is she really is nearing 24 weeks like her app said) it can and will be considered a person.

No. 1482216

>>1482209
I think she’s trolling everything about her pregnancy to keep viewers in tune and knows exactly how far along she is, is monitoring with a Doppler and has a birthing plan. Bringing Caleb into the situation saying he doesn’t want this or that adds intensity for her naive young followers.

No. 1482223

After consecutive days of giving fern sushi, anyone notice she hasn’t given any to him since it was mentioned here and in comments on her live?

No. 1482230

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Why am I not surprised she would stoop this low but heaven forbid they bought her non-vegan.
Her insecurities of losing control of fern are really showing, she has him in the stroller facing her and not out. Poor fern.

No. 1482240

>>1482230
Maybe he’s having trouble walking with his legs. But I also agree it could have to do with her wanting him to stay infantile.

No. 1482243

>>1482230
I find it hard to believe alice has friends

No. 1482248

>>1482243
There’s just no way she’d host them at her place…that’s how I feel we for sure know she’s lying lol

No. 1482283

>>1482230
Control issues much, Alice? Bc her parents supposedly never let her eat what she wanted now she has to control what everyone else eats.

She’s truly so fucked in the head.

No. 1482306

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She’s still using her LEATHER stroller- very vegan of her.

No. 1482307

File: 1648323777937.png (9.21 MB, 1170x2532, FBD66E4E-62DA-43C5-B368-50837A…)

She hates recording in public? That’s all she ever does.

No. 1482315

>>1482201
I never said lurking was a rule. Just because you’re all from tiktok doesn’t mean this has to turn into it. You’re all just way too high off being able to say what you want with out being blocked, thanks to this site, then want to get pissy when the people who actually frequent lc speak how they do everywhere else here? Fuck off

No. 1482321

>>1482230
imagine going to hang out with someone and they tell you, you can't order your non vegan meal. I would simply never talk to them again

No. 1482329

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Eating a piece of plastic. What an attentive mother

No. 1482330

>>1482307
She literally pulled out her underwear in a chipotle a few weeks ago l

No. 1482331

>>1482230
Alice is so silly we know she doesn’t have friends. Maybe imaginary ones

No. 1482332

>>1482223
Yes lol. She really thought no one would find out it’s not vegan??? Other people eat that stuff too Alice. Another food source for Fern down the drain

No. 1482348

File: 1648326719258.png (4.91 MB, 828x1792, FE9F8AF5-4543-4D14-B712-66D845…)

His feet are so gross holy shit. Give this kid a bath alice!!!!

No. 1482349

>>1482332
Some vegans are okay with honey though, it's one of those topics that split vegans (certainly on the cess pool that's twitter) and they sperg at each other over it. Has she said she's anti honey?

No. 1482355

>>1482349
Yeah I remember when she had the suja immunity shot she read the ingredients in the car (lmao) and was like oh there’s honey in this one I can’t have it

No. 1482358

>>1482349
more importantly isn't honey dangerous to give to babies though? maybe alice did something right for once

No. 1482362

>>1482358
It's dangerous to give one year and younger honey because it risks the baby getting Infant botulism. But fern is older than one so it us safe for him but she has bought fake honey so she is anti honey I would think

No. 1482366

>>1482349
She's anti honey and citric acid which the sushi contained both

No. 1482368

>>1482307
she's constantly recording in public, dancing for tiktok, talking to her phone. what a pointless lie

No. 1482371

Still waiting to see these "friends"

No. 1482376

>>1482349
She buys fake honey

No. 1482377

>>1482332
Or she will feed it to him but not record it.

No. 1482379

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So. Much. Plastic.

No. 1482384

>>1482329
Plastic is non-vegan and no citric acid but may contain the same chemicals in her acrylic nails so it’s ok. lol

No. 1482386

>>1482306
Everything she owns is disgusting filthy dirty. Clean your shit Alice!

No. 1482387

>>1482349
Id love to find any other vegan so “strict” they won’t take a pregnancy test for the health of a human child, but is okay with honey

No. 1482404

File: 1648329198662.png (3.09 MB, 750x1334, FDFEB31D-B0F2-41FF-ADC5-8DB484…)

“Woah! Fern just picked it up, good job babies”
Fern picks up a box… what the real f

No. 1482414

>>1482368
She’s trying to reel people into her profile to grow her account from the FYP. It’ll be random new people/moms (she’s always on momtok I’m sure there’s new moms finding her account) who don’t know her lies bc the comments are deleted/filtered and find her endearing/quirky and relatable. They don’t know her psycho side (yet). That’s what I think

No. 1482438

She really is considering getting fern a second iPad to keep in the car so they never forget it at home…as if that kid dint glued to the iPad 24/7

No. 1482444

File: 1648331346223.jpg (2.99 MB, 4096x4096, GridArt_20220326_173937530.jpg)

Poor fern's feet are disgusting. How do they think this is acceptable?! I'm honestly surprised his outfit it's horribly stained, white is not a good color for them..

No. 1482448

>>1482438
Fern freaking out with the first kayak and then not sleeping with her for two nights really set her off. I don’t think Caleb has seen him in two days cuz she keeps taking him out early in the morning and he has been back working at night. If fern goes to sleep between 1-3 and she’s taking him out of the house around 8, that isn’t enough sleep for a toddler.

No. 1482449

>>1482444
That’s disgusting, what happened to him flip-flops?

No. 1482459

>>1482404
She looks like she was made by Jim Henson here

No. 1482460

File: 1648332157622.png (4.55 MB, 828x1792, C70FEDE5-4C03-4EA0-ABC9-8DB7D7…)

Maybe it’s just be but this colossal lemon does not look organic

No. 1482463

>>1482460
She hasn’t been showing her grocery hauls so maybe not buying as much organic but passing it off as is.

No. 1482486

>>1482463
Food stamps ran out…gotta wait till next month

No. 1482515

>>1482460
No groceries because she's been eating chipotle and clean juice every day

No. 1482517

Replacing books with an iPad. So crunchy

No. 1482523

File: 1648335673341.jpg (766.7 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20220326-155923_Tik…)

Notice how she now has vegetables for like the first time ever.. girl is creeping.. hey Alice, clean ya house girl

No. 1482527

>>1482523
Notice she places the plants in sight, but not too obvious , for the vids pfttt

No. 1482531

That lemon is massive. Usually the produce at farmers markets are on the smaller side. Also, what’s with the white clothes? Trying to make herself seem more innocent? Trying to prove that she can get through the day without staining her and the baby’s clothes?

No. 1482532

File: 1648335839434.jpeg (423.22 KB, 1800x1800, E2F4E5D9-FE13-4810-8BFC-B33CD0…)

Bought $60 of groceries at the market today.
$5 for four carrots and $4 for green onions, both are the cheapest things to grow and she got ripped off. The size of the lemons, no way they are organic.

No. 1482533

>>1482517
She’s too lazy to teach him. Ferns attending the school of blippi.

No. 1482537

>>1482531
probably saw some TikTok or Pinterest mom dressing in all white, so it's her new phase

No. 1482542

>>1482537
I think she throws ferns clothes out after each wear cuz she is never home long enough to do laundry and she’s been using disposable diapers at home.

No. 1482544

File: 1648336254446.png (12.19 MB, 1242x2688, 18D721A9-09A8-4D18-AD39-B29270…)

Literally the paddle is in the boat. How did she forget to buy one?

No. 1482548

>>1482533
I used to watch a kid who was a little older than Fern, and he enjoyed Blippi. It is an engaging show, but not really educational in any way: just a lot of Blippi showing cars and ice cream trucks and saying how cool stuff was. There were no basic fundamentals of leaning language or anything else, like Sesame Street. This was fine for the three year old who already had a grasp on those concepts and just wanted to see Blippi show off ice cream for 20 minutes, but for Fern…. no wonder he isn’t progressing. Not only does his Mom not teach him anything, but the content she puts in front of him isn’t doing him any favors, either.

No. 1482552

>>1482544
I thought she left it in the car? Lol

No. 1482553

File: 1648336424774.png (5.87 MB, 1242x2688, FDF7147C-C4D4-4127-9F5C-2ABBF4…)

This is called living outside your means. Figure it out.

No. 1482554

does anyone think she's having an ED episode? it seems like she's body checking a lot and she keeps mentioning that she's an XS but is ONLY sizing up since she's pregnant

at least one of the aerie tanks she got is completely out in size small for the last 5-6 weeks so i wonder if she's hiding her actual size too.

No. 1482556

>>1482548
She used to let him watch curious George as a baby

No. 1482559

>>1482554
The pregnancy weight gain is setting her off. The problem is, when she’s not eating, ferns not really eating any real meals.

No. 1482562

>>1482542
I think he grew out of them.. he’s growing quickly at this age. Funny she spends money on lavish things for herself, but can’t get fern anything in her “hauls” .. why doesn’t she go to baby stores or anything? Let fern pick out a toy at target. Stuff like that. I wonder when the last time he got new toys was. (Not counting the vaccum)

No. 1482564

>>1482552
So why not go and get it?

No. 1482567

File: 1648336971898.png (8.7 MB, 1242x2688, DADACF6B-4C6E-45A2-B693-D97531…)

>>1482562
She’s using a baby onesie as a shirt

No. 1482575

File: 1648337282019.png (5.77 MB, 1242x2688, C539F2D7-1754-4641-81C2-B564D9…)

Fern begging for attention again

No. 1482579

File: 1648337386880.png (7.02 MB, 1242x2688, AFE91699-8D8C-4D18-AC76-012606…)

>>1482575
Gave him blippi to keep him still and quiet so she can social media. Sad. He just wanted time with his mom and she did that instead.

No. 1482589

Alice is so self absorbed. Doesn't care about her son at all cause he's just a prop. It's so hard for me to believe that she "hates filming in public" for that exact reason. She loves attention so much she's willing to ignore her baby to get it.

No. 1482590

>>1482589
And she had the false confidence because she has a delusion that she’s famous.

No. 1482595

File: 1648338023670.png (8.41 MB, 1242x2688, ECB23D27-5B70-442B-A83A-307672…)

Soooo much soy sauce. Are babies supposed to have that much salt?

No. 1482598

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It’s like she KNOWS something is wrong and she’s gonna end up at a hospital. Or Carly had a chat with her and now she’s gonna act like Carly and end up going to the hospital. Again; it’s like she senses it. The “I need to be packing hospital bags soon” and then claims she only thinks she’s 16 weeks (not 22). Make it make sense. She’s not faking the pregnancy but she’s faking not knowing anything about it. She hasn’t bought a single thing for the baby (even fern) in so long.

She misses fern so much while she’s shopping but gets him nothing. There’s so many foods he hasn’t gotten to try because his crazy mother ONLY feeds him what she eats, even if it’s just pretzels and fruit leather.

No. 1482599

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His new seal trick she trained him to do. Bring her food in cue.

No. 1482600

File: 1648338361033.png (5.36 MB, 828x1792, 181B3DC5-64AB-47F9-969A-C502AC…)

“You guys seem to love my recipe videos”

The recipe in question: tortilla, baked beans, onion, greens and pickles.

She really throws down in the kitchen.

No. 1482604

>>1482600
It’s a shame cuz she used to make like vegan pasta recipes, vegan Mac n cheese, tofu, etc. she really got lazy lmao

No. 1482605

>>1482460
SushiGate got her nervous

No. 1482607

>>1482604
I’m surprised she uses so much canned food. Beans, soups, etc.

No. 1482610

File: 1648338862874.jpeg (468.14 KB, 675x1005, 4F914731-C487-40E6-9ACA-61D20A…)

Dirty shirt and junk food to eat. Again.

No. 1482612

>>1482607
It’s Amy’s do it has to be good right? There would still need to be preservatives of some sort in it.

No. 1482614

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Not the time or place for that… and what the fuck is on the book?

No. 1482616

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No. 1482621

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Kek

No. 1482625

>>1482614
Crunchlings

No. 1482626

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The microwave "they only have because of her husband" she's so fucking lame I can't stand it. Atleast she heated up the beans this time instead of dumping straight cold beans from a can. But she also microwaved lettuce and pickles so im still repulsed. Who in their right mind loves her recipe videos!?

No. 1482628

>>1482626
I knew she still willingly used that microwave lol. I guess if she just SAYS she doesn’t want to use it, it still makes her righteous

No. 1482633

>>1482626
Always put the greens on after the rest has been heated. Warm wilty greens is just yuck but since she dumpster dives she’d be used to the greens being wilty.

No. 1482647

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His coworkers probably complain how bad he smells she doesn’t even care about his wants or needs he should of put it in his car

No. 1482650

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She’s shaming Caleb again saying he was spraying chemicals on himself.
She's lying
~ what man would spray gingerbread latte on themselves
~ no man EVER finds anything not directly in front of their nose. How did Caleb find it at the back of the closet but anti-chemical bitch didn’t?
She dumped it down the sink and squeezed lemon juice and mixed with water for him to use instead

No. 1482655

>>1482647
Most definitely and to why he’s using toothpaste, shampoo and probably deodorant too. If she looked hard enough there might be some Tide stashed somewhere.

No. 1482657

Everything she does is to troll and put fern in danger for views. I’m tired of it. I’ll see y’all in September to check on the house and the fetus. lol

No. 1482658

>>1482650
Switch that around if he did that to her. It’s abuse. Ruining someone’s things is abuse.

No. 1482660

>>1482650

Imagine not allowing your partner to use sorten products?? that's controlling and abusive. I would be mad if I just bought a product and someone just dump it because they didn't agree with it. he needs to hide his stuff better

No. 1482664

>>1482650
He’s probably trying to get her to leave him. But she’s not as solid in her beliefs as she claims so she will stay. Gotta try harder Caleb. Step it up. Bathe fern with some baby wash when she’s not looking.

Think about the diaper rash this baby must experience… no baby powder or creams…all that sand. Maybe that’s why he walks funny too.

Does he have big droopy diapers so they don’t rub? Is that why they look down to his knees? I don’t know anything about how a diaper is supposed to fit.

No. 1482666

>>1482647
Definitely from a bath and Bodyworks dumpster. That packaging is from at least 2 years ago

No. 1482669

>>1482647
He’s smoking pot before/during/after work and uses it to cover the smell. Does she know he can just…go buy a new spray…? She’s throwing money away. The more he spends on his own products that she keeps throwing away (no doubt she’d be petty enough to squeeze out his body wash little by little) the less she has to spend on herself. What a dumbass.

No. 1482670

>>1482666
Damn. Anyone else wondering why it was still laying around their house? Where does she store all the trash to sell on market place? Their apartment is already so pack-ratty.

No. 1482675

>>1482669

She doesn't care how much money is going down the drain because she doesn't work for it.

No. 1482676

>>1482664
Plus all the acid from fruit. His rash would definitely be a yeast infection from all the sugar he eats and drinks.

No. 1482677

>>1482666
Until she was pregnant with fern she would do Bath and Bodyworks dumpster hauls on YouTube/Instagram. She used to use everything from there

No. 1482690

>>1482647
Plot twist, caleb actually does have a side chicken and that's why he doesn't care when alice is gone

No. 1482691

Hey Caleb! You wanna know what would really piss Alice off? Clean the carpets. Mop any tile floors. Buy tide and wash Fern's clothes with it. Scrub that apartment from top to fucking bottom.

No. 1482692

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Does she just dumpster dive for trees every year and toss them?

No. 1482699

>>1482692
She probably sold them after christmas

No. 1482705

>>1482444
His poor legs. Breaks my heart.

No. 1482712

>>1482705
Idk how a mother can go to sleep every night with her son in such grave condition.

No. 1482714

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barf.

No. 1482717

>>1482650
I like how she’s mad at him for using the “chemicals” that SHE bought.
Also, do we REALLY believe that Caleb was spraying this gingerbread spray on himself? He went out and bought bleach, why wouldn’t he buy his own body spray? I feel like she just found this in her house and made up this whole video

No. 1482720

>>1482714
Her “cooking” is always just throwing random shit in an oil-drenched tortilla. She only made this video to show off that she owns vegetables. Fern didn’t eat that lol

No. 1482725


No. 1482728

>>1482720

Her food looks unappetizing and bland

No. 1482733

>>1482728
Poor fern is probably starving so he has to eat it.

No. 1482738

>>1482717
The fact that she said she prefers the smell of a shitty diaper over body spray tells you all you need to know about her hygiene

No. 1482739

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You can edit and whiten your teeth all you want but that plaque is still showing full force baby

No. 1482740

>>1482738
Her and fern look like they haven’t bathed in days again.

No. 1482742

>>1482720

Her breath probably stinks too. Raw onion and pickles? Yikes.

No. 1482751

>>1482738
Also proves how unhinged she is. How the hell do you prefer the smell of literal shit over ANYTHING ELSE.

No. 1482762

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Great now all these things can become
projectiles in an accident

No. 1482774

>>1482762
Well tbh I'm glad she listened to us and actually got him something for once

No. 1482777

I'm surprised she hasn't gone out and burned money on one of those $800 artipoppe carriers

No. 1482782

>>1482762
Most of it isn’t even age appropriate either. And I doubt he can actually reach anything in that carrier while he’s strapped in.

No. 1482800

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Is this not the opposite of crunchy?

No. 1482803

>>1482800
She wouldn’t know the true meaning of crunchy if it smacked her in the head

No. 1482807

>>1482782
Again she has him strapped in and even isolated from his toys. Someone needs to strap her to something with nothing to touch or interact with for five hours.

No. 1482809

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Wow what a clean and sanitary place to keep something you.put.inside.of.your.mouth.

Whenever I think she can't get any more disgusting she doubles down

No. 1482811

>>1482782
She thinks if she uses the word crunchy with everything then it’s ok and her dumb followers will agree with her.

No. 1482813

>>1482809
She said she added soap this time… so she didn’t have soap last time? The body odour and death breath… gross!

No. 1482819


No. 1482895

>>1482567
she spends over 1000 on her shopping trip but can’t get fern clothing that fit. everyday she just proves how terrible of a parent she is.

No. 1482901

Why is she filming her grocery haul in her bedroom?. Putting her produce on the floor!!! Does she ever use her counters?

No. 1482933

>>1482895
It’s really weird, she went from buying everything or wanting to buy him everything to spending minimal money on him. She hasn’t mentioned in a while building a splash pad for fern in the backyard of their house.

No. 1482948

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>>1482532
Comment about planting her own garden and her saying them living in the desert would make it expensive. No matter living in az, it would still be cheaper to grow her own garden. I think she she thinks she’s an entitled superstar and becoming so lazy that her garden would die. She doesn’t have the focus or dedication to do the daily maintenance of watering a garden.

No. 1482974

>>1482948
Her towers were in the background recently, and appeared to be empty.

No. 1483000

>>1482974
That’s because they require a small amount of upkeep which she is incapable of

No. 1483005

>>1482933
She liked him when he was a cute chunky immobile baby with no will of his own. Now he’s just a fussy, visibly unwell and underdeveloped nuisance. She had never been more negligent of him than now

No. 1483017

>>1482813
The soap is definitely just for her teeth. Last time they used coconut water aka sugar water

No. 1483018

>>1483005
Someone needs to tell her that you can’t send them back once she’s f’d them up and start fresh with the next one.

No. 1483021

>>1483017
Scary that all her hygienic necessities fit into that tiny spot on the door. Shows her priorities for hygiene.

No. 1483175

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Girl he doesn't want to go to the mall with you he wants to sleep!!

She doesn't even strap him in the car seat correct. His strap's should be bellow his shoulders and does she just leave his chest clip undone?? And of course his shirt is covered in food.

No. 1483241

>>1483175
Even if the chest clip was actually done up it doesn't look like it's in the correct spot either. Looks too low from here.

No. 1483256

>>1482762
Is he just going to read these books by himself? They’re just as worthless as the iPad, sitting in the car. He can’t talk or read so what does she expect a computer obsessed baby to do with them?

New take: Alice wants her followers to think she’s being cheated on. So when she leaves she can paint Caleb as the bad guy and beg for money to “runaway”

No. 1483258

>>1482600
Notice she only made ONE and gave it to fern? Neither of them ate that, let’s be honest…

No. 1483267

>>1482774
I feel like all that stuff was sitting around their house. She found the 2 year old body spray while she was digging it out.

If she bought any of those toys before she bought him clean new clothes that fit, she’s a whole lot dumber than I thought.

I feel so sad for fern. He doesn’t even really have PJs, those two footie pairs that are extremely dirty and the feet are stained bc she takes him to the park and stuff in them.

I feel like fern is being raised as if he’s a middle aged man boy. Eats out of a can and rarely bathes. Video games all day. Etc.

Alice us hypothetically going to be someone’s mother in law someday. Imagine dating fern and “meeting his parents” and that’s what you walk into.

No. 1483269

>>1483256
Shouldn’t she be in the market for a vegan double stroller by this point? Considering how often she goes out?

If she had to stay home and heal with the new baby, fern is gonna lose his shit inside that tiny apartment.

No. 1483277

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It’s an all natural birth Alice. no using that medical device. (From her registry)

No. 1483279

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Doesn’t use chemicals to clean or body sprays but will let chemicals soak up in her scalp when she wants to dye her hair. Makes so much sense, Alice….

No. 1483281

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…so she DOES know how far along she is.

No. 1483284

>>1483277
That's not a medical device.

No. 1483286

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A single stroller? Isn’t she going to need a double?

No. 1483287

>>1483284
They use it at the doctors office so yeah. It is.

No. 1483289

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>>1483284
Is this Alice? Hey honey! It is actually a medical device so don’t use it in your birth or we will all judge you and so will the crunch community eye roll(hi cow)

No. 1483294

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This is from her wishlist… she can’t afford $20 for a seat (and hopefully she will pick a helmet out too) so they can go do a crunchy activity together? But spends hundreds on new clothes for herself?

Do normal “well off”/rich people have Amazon wishlists? Honest question.

No. 1483297

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Says it was purchased but I have never seen fern play with anything like that. He loves that vacuum I bet he would love this type of thing! Someone probably gifted it to her and she sold it on marketplace instead.

No. 1483310

>>1483281
This is spot on with her saying the “baby app” said 22 weeks about a week ago. That puts her at 23 weeks, which ALSO lines up with her finding out around Christmas.

It all fits.

No. 1483315

She posted this video ‘venting’ about Fern and the coconut water, saying she offered him juice and water throughout the day, but he wouldn’t drink it. Then that evening (after Fern didn’t drink anything all day) he saw her take a bottle of coconut water out of the fridge and threw a conniption fit. She described it as ‘screaming.’

He’s dehydrated, you fucking wench, dehydrated and addicted to sugar water because it’s all that you gave him when he was still a baby. Augh, I hate her and the fact that people can’t call her out in the comments. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdaHEjgW/

No. 1483322

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Kek

No. 1483326

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No. 1483327

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>>1483315
Do your research Allison kek

More carbs and sugar in addition to the fruit too. Jesus.

No. 1483346

>>1483258
Fern was disgusted by its presence. He took a pickle and that’s it lol

No. 1483353

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Kek…

No. 1483356

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That juice man probabaly sees fern more often than ferns own father.

No. 1483373

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I saw this moronic comment on Alice’s “no sunscreen” video and decided to click the profile…a teenager actively trying to get pregnant. THIS is what Alice has done. Glorified teen pregnancy to the point where these girls bring an entire life into the world with zero preparation. That was the least concerning thing on that girls tiktok. It’s disturbing, the cult she’s built.

No. 1483374

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Here was another funny one… OK BECKY cuz you lookin great over there, I definetly wanna follow your medical advice.

No. 1483400

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Fern was reaching for the phone, probably to get off camera or he wanted blippi. Either way, she squeeze or pinched his shoulder and pulled his arm away. What happened to consent? She’s getting sloppy with editing because she’s ONLY focused on her own self and how her physical appearance is.

No. 1483401

>>1483400
>>1483400
Here was the link to the video, though she might delete it if she sees this.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdaHE1rL/

No. 1483403

>>1483400
She shoved the drink in his instead to silence him till she could get blippi back on. But “he’s not like other kids….”

No. 1483436

>>1482614
>>1482616
I love how she's not wearing a life vest for the aesthetic

No. 1483438

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She’s taken captions off videos so it’s harder for us to screenshot and post here. Doesn’t care about her HOH followers. Just trying to avoid hot water for herself.

So link to video: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdaHqYta/

In the video she says “third arie haul in 3 days” yet she never stopped at a store to get fern some new threads?? How fucking selfish.

I think when she put that huge shirt on fern the time they were at the nail salon was because he had nothing clean. Not much to wash, he really hardly has any clothes.

No. 1483443

>>1483436
She’s gonna regret it when they tip and the river carrys fern away.

insert video of him waving bye bye as his shit mother drowns and can’t save him

She’s a compulsive liar. Adding the “swim instructor” to get resume really made me laugh. Ideally a child should have had lessons before doing water activities like boating. She never taught him shit regardless of being in pools for 90% of her TikTok’s.

Swim centers near me start as early as 4 months old and here’s the reason:

The reason for the change - the AAP says research shows swimming lessons reduced the risk of drowning in one to four-year-olds by 88 percent. "We start swimming lessons around age six months," "You don't want water to be a mystery."

Which means fern is 88% more likely to drown because his mom is an idiot.

No. 1483446

>>1483374
Are you retarded?

No. 1483447

>>1483374
anon that's a filter

No. 1483464

I don’t use tiktok I just saw the picture. Why would you purposely wanna age yourself? Hypothetical question, I didn’t know. Maybe I am retarded.

Okay anyway. Back to our TRUE wrinkle queen.

It’s interesting she had a whole nursery set up for fern but is doing nothing to prepare for this new baby. And I still find her unsafe sleep so scary. And the danger will only increase for the infant having a toddler in the bed. I hope she gets fern a bed soon, he’s clearly ready to have a place to sleep where he can be alone and not be woken by Alice all the time. And he’s gonna hate that baby waking up every hour to eat.

Does anyone know about 19month old growth? Fern looks under developed based on other tiktok kids his age but idk.

Why does she get mad at Caleb for cleaning when she doesn’t do it? He probably tried to do it while she was gone so he didn’t have to live in filth anymore. Should get the carpets cleaned while she’s away. Nothing she can do about it.

She dumped a body spray down the drain but did she ever dump the bleach? Something tells me she realized how much better it is and kept it to secretly use.

No. 1483465

>>1483443
Hasn't she said she was a toddler swim instructor, daycare/preschool teacher, and a VS employee. Wouldn't all those jobs require you to be at least 18? Didn't she quit working when she was 19? Wasn't she on her way to Cornell right before that? Girl must have been busy that year.. doesn't add up

No. 1483474

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What is this new style she's trying to pull off? She always looks like she's going to play tennis. It's weird.

No. 1483478

>>1483465
So true! Would that mean she worked through her fern pregnancy at VS? (If she just quit when she got pregnant that’s some dumb shit) or did she work during auriela? Add another event in there we know is true, losing a child. How do you go to school immediately after suffering that hard of a loss.

Reason I believe the VS thing is cuz she’s still obsessed. Probably knows the ins and outs and steals. I fully believe she’s a clepto. She has/had SO many lotions and scrubs from there too. I believe she worked there but I don’t believe anything else. Any of the schooling… you have to take generals first and she’s claiming to have taken a “banned book” course. Alice, a better lie wouldve been “I went to a seminar on banner books” step it up.

I also think she’s telling the lies so much that she’s actually believing they are true. Like delusions. But she can’t keep them all straight so it’s just a mess to watch but in her mind they are actually happening/going to happen. The pregnancy is real but I’m scared for her and the baby. I think she’s hyped herself up too much, and is getting scared:

Guys I also I feel like 1/2 her views on tiktok are us kek always remember to pause the video before fishing through the comments. Sometimes I forget.

No. 1483482

>>1483281
Anyone else notice Caleb’s name isn’t on the registry?

No. 1483486

>>1483474
maybe she’s headed to a purity ball kek (not serious)

No. 1483529

>>1483400
She dug her nails into him, now we know why she wants acrylics. Ferns reaction to stop what he’s doing but it’s the sad face looking down, she must do this a lot to him. This isn’t gentle parenting.

No. 1483545

>>1482614
I’ve seen a lot of gross stuff in the Alice threads but this is the first time I actually gagged. What is that? Old moldy caked on avocado? She has to force the pages apart probably

No. 1483548

>>1483400
Now we know why he tried to pinch her a few days ago and then she slapped his hand. He should have slapped her when she dug her nails into him.

No. 1483550

>>1483529
I’m the anon who posted and after it went live I thought I was over reacting. It’s like she has to catch him in a good mood to get these videos. The lack of sleep when he’s supposed to be getting 12 hours a day is horrible for his development and temperament. Imagine the equivalent of an all-nighter, and getting woken up and dragged along to a park or store or kayak and forced to participate in videos with a camera always in his face. I feel horrible for him. With his legs/walking like that, if he doesn’t have pain already, he eventually will. I hope she’ll finally have him seen.

Anyone have a really odd feeling fern might get taken if his issues don’t correct themselves and it’s obvious Alice was neglectful in waiting so long to bring him in? And for his speaking/learning delays? I feel like I can see it coming for some reason. Fern is gonna be so upset watching her give birth too. Screaming and in pain. Even if he’s not in the room he’s gonna know something is wrong. The equivalent of watching/listening to your mom essentially go through torture. How traumatizing. Does she think ANYTHING through?

No. 1483555

>>1483548
She pinched her nose to wake her up on the car trip she said. He uses that to get her attention now. OUCH though! Pinching does hurt lol

No. 1483558

If it’s the same neighbors they’re probably see her pregnant belly and are like “fuck…” they know what’s coming. Maybe they’ll call the police this time and fern will be saved.

No. 1483560

>>1483548
When did she slap his hand!?!? Link please!!!

No. 1483573

>>1483560
It was on a live. She pulled it off screen because he was pinching her to get her attention. He started moving his hand back into view of the screen and you saw her hand come into view then quickly out of view with a slap noise and he started crying.

No. 1483576

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Alice used fern as a vehicle to relive her childhood and get the childhood she wanted.

She had any other baby to heal her trauma, and you’re supposed to heal your trauma BEFORE having a kid. She’s horrible for subjecting fern to her unstable behavior. She’s gonna expose herself just like Willow.

She actually backed Willow up with spanking despite what she’s said in the past. which makes me think Alice’s hands aren’t clean. Abusers stick together. You are who you associate with.

Also, if he’s “nocturnal” then why is he awake at night? He only gets to sleep when he passes out places. Same when he was a baby. All those uncomfortable couch positions she used to post.

No. 1483578

>>1483573
Did anyone else in this thread see it!? I believe you partly but I’m jw lol

No. 1483581

>>1483580
How come there’s not the same out rage like willow? Nobody watches or cares about her anymore? She thinks she’s an all star kek

She copies everything else the other TikTok moms do. Parenting style included I guess.

No. 1483585

>>1483578
I can’t remember if it was a live or an actual video, but I did see Alice slap fern’s hand for pinching her

No. 1483586

>>1483581
Willow is boring and I had no idea who she was before Alice. Her kids seem normal and aren’t deformed though so she’s already a better mom than Alice

No. 1483588

>>1483581
Alice is sly about it. I never caught her digging her nails into him but brought to light you can definitely see her doing it… with a smile on her face as well. Her pinching, slapping his hand or digging her nails into him is as bad as Caleb smacking ferns belly, they are both physically abusive.

No. 1483595

>>1483581
Ppl can’t express their outrage anymore with her comments being filtered for approval first. She’s filtering them cuz of us screenshotting the negative comments when she’s off of tt.

No. 1483637

>>1483401
Wow, it’s so clear what she was doing and the fact that she did it to him with a smile on her face says a lot.

No. 1483644

>>1483637
Doesn’t fall within the scope of gentle or respectful parenting which she claims using both. We have seen that face sad face on fern many times before, will need to be more attentive to what is going on in the background.

No. 1483693

>>1483452
i didn't call u a slur that was the other anon

No. 1483711

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>>1482329
He was ripping off pieces of plastic and eating them in her Aerie haul and she didn’t even look at him the entire time….

No. 1483712

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Did she even brush her teeth before going to the market? Death breath beware!

No. 1483716

>>1483711
She also said “you’re knocking the show over fern” when he hit her phone. She’s pretending she has a tv show and also making fern feel like he’s a character like blippi or something. She’s is seriously delusional.

No. 1483717

>>1483712
stinky breath is natural tho anon!!

No. 1483721

https://www.tiktok.com/@alicellanispam/video/7079660493945900334?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7077299240033502725
>offers fern water and juice all day
>fern refuses all of them
>screaming all day cause he wants coconut water
>alice is helpless and gives out to his demands

>contradicting herself cause she said humans aren't meant to drink water


babyfern is gonna get dehydrated probably. he will turn into an insufferable brat like his mom

No. 1483728

Her videos are getting old and repetitive. No one cares what junk you bought while shopping. She needs some new content.

No. 1483739

>>1483711

non vegan, non GM0, non organic is a NO but plastic ? yes.

also what a danger that is, hope she knows infant CPR

No. 1483743

>>1483712
Repulsive

No. 1483755

>>1483711
It’s like she wants/is trying to make something happen to him. Think about it. She’s so reckless all the time and never listens to ppl. Like with the grape thing; except she hasn’t bought grapes in awhile.

She feeds him what she eats regardless if it meets his nutritional needs. Or makes him adult meals like that bean quesadilla. Wtf was that? That’s not for a toddler. She has no idea how to parent. She needs to take a class, for real. Put that and therapy on your wishlist Allison.

No. 1483764

>>1483721
Also, every time he fussed or cried her first reaction is to throw the iPad in his face, then give him food when neither satisfied she finally asked him… one time he wanted a hug another time coconut water. If he held out and refused any other form of hydration for that long, she’s in trouble and it’s just starting. Lol
When she raises him to be an entitled brat he will act like an entitled brat. But it will be Caleb’s fault or some random kids he was playing at the park with fault but never the narcissist queens fault.

No. 1483768

>>1483310
Curious about this. I’m due July 10th so slightly behind Alice. I was around 12 weeks at Christmas making her what, 10 weeks then? How did she “find out” if she claims to have not taken a test or gone to a doctor. I got morning sickness practically immediately so I’m wondering if she did too? It just seems like a weird time for her to find out completely on her own/with her own guessing. That’s when most pregnant women have their first trimester check-in.

No. 1483769

>>1483721
This is very telling about her poor parenting skills. For one thing, she’s not keeping track of his fluid intake in any way. For another, she doesn’t understand and can’t intuit Ferns attempts to communicate. Or there really is something wrong with Fern. Surely as well as screaming he would have been pointing, grabbing etc at the coconut water? She giggles when she mentions how desperately he drank it. He was probably dehydrated.

No. 1483772

>>1483769
But still had to grab it from him to take a sip for herself. Did she really need that sip and teach him to grab things away from ppl when he wants something?

No. 1483777

>>1483769
Both. She has said she is unable to read body language bc of “autism”. I think it’s bc she’s so self absorbed she just doesn’t take the time to look. Fern does have difficulties relaying his wants and needs but I think it’s bc she just shoves things in his face that he hasn’t had the opportunity to develop the skill and now he’s just getting frustrated and has learned to get her attention by screaming and crying or throwing a tantrum. Her pinching, nail digging and slapping will escalate to attempt to control him.

No. 1483779

>>1483769

there is no way for him to tell her he is thirsty unless she takes it out! At that age my toddler was handing me her sippy and saying "baba" but he can't say that or do that because she is not teaching him. it makes sense he asked for it when she took it out because he saw it. I wonder if he was trying to tell her and she wasn't getting the hint like Fer trying to open the fridge? or was too busy deleting comments to notice. also if he doesn't want to drink water and only wants coconut water or juice that's just as bad as kids who only drink soda. He likes the sweet taste.

No. 1483780

File: 1648405563860.png (4.98 MB, 750x1334, 9F30A704-83C1-4F26-A42D-E3FE04…)

Why did she dump them all out of the boxes? What a twit to make things more difficult.

No. 1483787

>>1483779
let's see how long this "gentle parenting" lasts with his behavior

No. 1483788

>>1483779
I think I saw decay starting on a video she forgotten to filter his teeth on. I’m not willing to give her the additional views to find it. Next time I’ll be smarter and take a screenshot.

No. 1483791

>>1483764
What if he’s developing insulin resistance or diabetes… you drink a ton when that happens, and she never really gave him water so he wants the coconut water. Sometimes when my blood sugars high I still crave a large McDonald’s coke instead of water which I really needed. You drink more, your blood sugar goes higher. Its a cycle. She said he drank 4 of those coconut waters in one sitting. How many oz is that and is that normal for a toddler to want to drink that much? I’ll look later if nobody else posts.

No. 1483793

>>1483769
Adding to this, they also live in the desert so you get dehydrated way faster and need way more fluids to stay hydrated

No. 1483796

>>1483779
He’s trying telepathy at this point

No. 1483802

File: 1648406401595.jpeg (2.08 MB, 1242x2152, C3CFE7B4-11D8-40BE-A93B-FAE93B…)

1. Pants???
2. Filthy shirt
3. Giving him a prop to hold up like a seal

Save fern

No. 1483809

She’s got him hooked on sugar like pimps do to their ladies on drugs. (I’m high I hope they made sense…you get it)
That video she shoved the smoothie in his face…he knows it’s gonna be sweet and good so he stops fussing and stops trying to grab the camera.

Just a thought

No. 1483811

>>1483779
She’s literally not teaching him ANY communication skills. My niece is fern’s age and doesn’t say very many words, but she SIGNS when she wants something. There’s so many things she could teach him even if he is speech delayed

No. 1483812

>>1483802
Ugh we know how often she changes that kid (never) and she’s just putting his nasty saggy diaper all over that cart.

No. 1483814

Since gentle parenting and consent is her whole thing, you’d think she’d show examples of using those skills during a fern tantrum. Ya know?

No. 1483815

>>1483780
To create the illusion of having more stuff. She’s mentally ill and has a need to consume

No. 1483816

>>1483814
Fern lives in a perpetual tantrum these days. The only time he doesn’t have a sour look is when he’s watching Blippi or having sugar shoved in his face

No. 1483819

>>1483791
Each bottle is 12 oz so he would have had to drink 48 oz

No. 1483820

>>1483791
Toddlers usually go get their drink in the middle of playing and take huge gulps and then breath really heavy. Then they leave their drink and go back to what they’re doing. I don’t think it’s normal for an almost 2 year old to just be CHUGGING giant bottles of liquid. He would have to be VERY thirsty

No. 1483823

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Another vacuum this time for the nasty carpets…

No. 1483824

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Another example of reckless behaviour… giving your 19 month old a glass to drink out of. She couldn’t take 2 seconds and put it in a proper cup for him? Idiot.

No. 1483827

>>1483802

Is that a giant rash or a bruise on his thigh?

No. 1483828

>>1483824

Didn't she just buy sippy cups for him?

No. 1483832

File: 1648407556793.jpeg (789.13 KB, 3264x3264, 0E8B62D5-E0B6-4E42-82C0-9E572E…)

Save fern

No. 1483835

>>1483827
I would be shocked if he didn’t have a rash. She lets him pee each diaper at least 400 times before she changes him.

No. 1483840

>>1483823
She’ll probably “break” this one too. I think she just doesn’t do any maintenance on her vacuums and when they stop working properly she just throws them out. The filter probably gets clogged after running 5 seconds in that place.

No. 1483847

>>1483832

Also eating citrus fruits like lemons and oranges and drinking juices made with those fruits can cause bad diaper rashes

No. 1483854

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I’m not a doctor but…

No. 1483856

>>1483854
One leg looks longer than the other too.

No. 1483862

>>1483827
This is so sad…it’s on both sides so definetly a rash.

No. 1483871

>>1483802
>>1483827
holy shit that rash

>>1483824
tbh I don’t see anything wrong with this other than that the glass is too big for him. my kid went straight from boob to glass. it’s good to teach them ASAP to be careful with these things.

the diaper rash though jfc. I’m starting to believe that’s why he walks funny, and seems to be super fussy lately.

No. 1483877

There's a subreddit where they repost everything from here kek
https://www.reddit.com/r/aliceandfernsnark/

No. 1483880

>>1483871

Sure you’d teach your kid to be responsible with a glass but do you think she’s capable of doing that? Doubt it.

No. 1483886

>>1483854
>>1483856
This thread has, hands down, the most retarded posters. It's milky in its own right.
He's obviously got one leg bent.

No. 1483892

>>1483886
I made the first few threads and I deeply regret it kek

No. 1483893

>>1483779
I didn’t say Fern could verbally communicate. Like >>1483811 said, there are ways non-verbal children can still indicate they want something. Alice said she took the coconut water out of the fridge and didn’t notice until some time later when he was in the car and she gave it to him and only when she tried to take it back did she realise he’d been screaming for it that whole time. Verbal or not, she should’ve figured out what he wanted way earlier so I’m inclined to believe this is pretty on the money >>1483777

No. 1483896

>>1483886
We shouldn’t post further examples to show the progress of the leg deforming. Was my thought. I won’t do it again.

No. 1483898

>>1483828
Their probably all dirty and moldy from her not doing dishes

No. 1483914

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdaCvhdg/

Watch closely, it looks like he’s scared and wants out.

No. 1483924

>>1483896
Sarcasm? There’s someone/people who keep piping in and insulting us for exposing Alice. Could be Alice herself, Caleb or a strong believer in Alice, either way I stopped engaging with that person. Don’t stop what we are doing bc of this person or people.

No. 1483959

>>1483924
People, multiple people, are bitching at you and the other posters because you refuse to integrate, it isn't white knights.
His legs are super fucked up but that picture was a stupid example because he clearly has his foot up on the stroller. There are a million better examples to use. Please use your brain

No. 1483978

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>>1483862
I hate to defend Alice because I'm shocked he doesn't have a rash with how she doesnt change him often, but it's literally just a shadow on his legs.. no rash, no bruise. Go watch the video and you'll see

No. 1483996

Alice buy your son some clothes you selfish bitch.

No. 1484001

>>1483978

that cold metal on his bare skin must be so uncomforable

No. 1484005

>>1483959
I integrate a lot thanks!

No. 1484101

His diaper better not have been left full while she took him out because we all know she leaves it full for hours on end at home.

No. 1484109

>>1484101

wonder what his diaper was like on their 40 hour roadtrip. doubt she stopped often to change it.

No. 1484121

>>1484109
Ugh poor Fern :((:()

No. 1484127

File: 1648422613659.png (7.31 MB, 1242x2688, 7DDECE86-730B-4379-9F8A-05B42B…)

Also Alice: “I’m packing a hospital bag”

No. 1484134

>>1484127
It's almost like she knows that something is wrong with the baby and is leaving little clues so she can inevitably blame medical interference again when it's born.

Tinfoil, of course.

No. 1484145

>>1484134
tinfoil and armchair here but i think she’s going to have a hospital birth so she can use it to gain a larger audience. she truly doesn’t care about any of her “crunchy” beliefs (she doesn’t even care abt fern lmao) she just it’s an attention whore that cares abt exposure and views.

No. 1484150

>>1483823
>>1483823
This is a carpet cleaner not a vacuum. It’s used to shampoo the carpets. I think someone mentioned a few hours ago Caleb should wash them while she’s away, maybe they saw that and got inspired

No. 1484153

>>1484150
God bless. Knowing Alice she’ll probably fill it with vinegar though

No. 1484156

>>1484153
>>1484150

That apartment's gonna smell like pickled turds if she actually "cares" about her morals surrounding chemicals.

No. 1484157

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No. 1484168

>>1484150
That was me kek I feel so honored they took my advice

No. 1484175

she is the milkiest cow ive seen so far (i havent been here very long) these threads move so fast because she is constantly posting

No. 1484180

File: 1648426175636.jpeg (63 KB, 827x417, 91697749-F219-43F1-BB25-F523D5…)

lmfao

No. 1484189

>>1481220
My vote for next thread pic.

No. 1484190

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Wth!?! Is she that hard up for views or attention? She’s acting like a little hs girl. Some weird fetish of pretending to be 12 and pregnant?

No. 1484193

It is fair to note that Fern may not have a diagnosable speech delay yet. It’s not really that concerning if children aren’t talking much until about 36 months. Some children are just late talkers, it’s not that abnormal. He may simply be below the 50th percentile on the curve when it comes to speech milestones, but he is not in a concerning category/percentile yet bc he is only 19 months old.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1484194

>>1484190
What even is that outfit? She looks ridiculous lol

No. 1484197

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>>1484193
It’s not normal. He can’t do any of this. Isn’t even close to doing a few of them.

No. 1484198

>>1484190
Fr, she’s been dressing like a teen these days

No. 1484201

>>1484198
That’s what it is. She wears clothing that’s designed for teenagers. That brown teddy jacket she has, she actually said in Tiktok that it’s a “child…no it’s a teenager’s jacket”. She’s trying to look younger than she is, very nymphet-y.

No. 1484204

>>1484190
>>1484190
I just don't see how she can suck her stomach in all the way if she's really pregnant. With my pregnancy, once I was showing there was no sucking into totally flat.

No. 1484205

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdasAhwU/

Look at her clap at her little zoo animal who did the trick right.(learn2embed)

No. 1484206

>>1484197Im not saying it’s the norm either, and he def has delays that are concerning, I just don’t find speech to be one of them when it comes to Fern. I guess I’ll rephrase and say it’s not incredibly significant. These milestones you posted are about the average, or 50th percentile on the curve. Fern is probably below the 50th percentile, but he’s certainly not the 5th percentile either, which is very very low. I haven’t seen enough of him being spoken to in order to know if he doesn’t respond to his name, language; or commands. Now That would be significant and concerning for 19 months.

No. 1484208

>>1484190
Laid my eyes on the hashtags and cringed. Really hope another I don't need science or a reality check–idiot doesn't make their child lose their parent

No. 1484210

>>1484206
I don’t think she has posted her calling his name or that I can recall, it’s usually him just walking up to her.

No. 1484224

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But she doesn’t treat Caleb like an equal and thinks she’s better than him, did she see Caleb as manipulatable?

No. 1484233

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Her voluntarily showing her teeth is brave, to say the least. I’m sure anything remotely negative will be removed, though.

No. 1484236

>>1484233
The tt is so weird. She disapproves after her smiling with her teeth whitened with a filter but approves of the yellow unfiltered teeth smile. Her teeth are more yellow than my 84 year old grandmothers teeth.

No. 1484241

>>1484233
This bitch really looks like a damn monkey

No. 1484249

>>1484206
Ok see you back in a few months to re evaluate that. Kid isn’t getting the opportunity to learn anything because his mom spends all his waking hours on her phone. He used to babble and communicate more as a baby than he does now. How do you expect him to miraculously progress by 24+ months or whenever talking is “normal” to you (you seem to make your own rules and make up what you want, so insert whatever months you want in there)

He can’t and won’t learn if he’s not taught and THATS what makes the delay a delay. Nothing will change so he won’t progress the way he’s supposed to.

She’s emotionally, physically and mentally isolating him and controlling him. She wanted a codependent relationship with someone who couldn’t leave her and forcing them to do whatever she wants when she wants. And fern is starting to resent her for it. Blippi and sugar are her only sources of gentle parenting. If that doesn’t work fern gets slapped or pinched

No. 1484252

>>1484241
She ate so many bananas she turned into one

No. 1484264

>>1484249
He will start ruining her tik toks if he starts talking. Can’t have that.

No. 1484268

>>1484264
Set your calender app for 12 years from now to look him up. He will have a phone and internet access by then and will expose the shit out of her and Caleb.

Will write a book and highlight the awfulness of growing up in a house full of animal feces and the rest of the neglect we all suspect.

No. 1484270

>>1484145
My tinfoil has been that the reason she isn’t saying if she’s pregnant or not is in case something happens to the baby. Whenever that thing is due I think she’s gonna disappear from TT for a week and then either come back with a baby, or if something bad happens, say she was never pregnant. Or if the worst case scenario happens, she’ll say she had to go to the hospital and they killed her baby again when in reality it was her fucked up home birth with no medical care.

No. 1484273

>>1484270
Why do you guys think she’s done zero prep for the new baby?

No. 1484281

File: 1648432993384.png (7.39 MB, 1284x2778, 83EBF0A6-E06F-425C-9723-7CAF4B…)

Sleep paralysis demon

No. 1484287

it's sad that Alice has gone on and on about how crunchy and amazing she is, and Montessori and whatever else, but she was too lazy to even teach Fern how to sign a few basic things. like "thirsty" or "diaper" or little words like that. and now he's nearly two and nonverbal, with no way to communicate to Alice that he's thirsty. and she's too self-absorbed and retarded to notice. ugh I hate her.

No. 1484305

>>1483877
its literally just copy and pasted shit too

No. 1484306

anything specific to add to the new thread nonas?

No. 1484311

>>1484306
The full friends only video leaking, she’s about to go on another road trip, the pregnancy, hypocrisy with the honey and citric acid in the sushi, “gentle” parenting, etc…

No. 1484315

Her implication that the only reason anyone would become a medical profession is to abuse children is horrifying. If she wants to speak on her own experience then say that but don’t generalise every medical professional to your own sick fantasies Alice. The majority are there to help people and she puts vulnerable people at risks with her warped scare tactics.

No. 1484321

File: 1648436279817.png (3.07 MB, 750x1334, C8419373-CED9-4130-8A84-8671DF…)

Bahahaha fern keeps breaking her charger. Here’s a thought alice… PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN AND TEACH FERN SOMETHING

No. 1484324

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She has got to be asking herself these questions bc Alice has NOTHING to offer anyone. Oh Alice hunny your head is too swollen.

No. 1484358

can we get a list going of Alice's insane beliefs? we could add it to the next thread, and it can be an ongoing thing. e.g.
>men sexually assault people because they were circumcised
>women should be willing to die alone in childbirth
>people only get into the medical profession to abuse others
>microwaves are bad because radiation
>vegans can't get sunburns
>cribs are baby jails (playpens and strollers are fine)

I don't watch her TikToks so I know I'm forgetting a ton.

No. 1484368

>>1484233
even with the filter it's still yellow

No. 1484380

Alice likes blippi bc he eats a lot a fruit. She just said it on live.

No. 1484392

alice was just live and the comments were filled with people talking about her abusive husband and asking her why she wouldn’t acknowledge it. the girlwhyyoulyintho account was mentioned a lot by commenters. also super cringe to see how fern came in and put the ipad in front of her and she didn’t acknowledge him or say anything to him. i feel so bad for the kid like he obviously wants attention from her and she’s too busy talking about herself online to strangers.

No. 1484395

>>1484324
I'm a newfag and curious, has anyone called CPS on this woman?

No. 1484398

>>1484395
supposedly someone from tiktok has contacted CPS (see the comment section on the girlwhyyoulyintho tiktok vid) however it would be considered cowtipping if anyone from this forum did it.

No. 1484406

The irony of her complaining that she’s “not allowed” to talk about her views on vaccines when she obsessively blocks and deletes comments if anyone expresses a view that doesn’t align with hers.

No. 1484416

where is she getting her information that a pediatrician will ask parents to leave the room for a “diaper check” ?? Everyone in the comments is saying that’s not a thing and no doctor would do that

No. 1484432

>>1484416
She makes it up.

No. 1484462

>>1484416

No medical professional has ever did a diaper check or asked me to take off my child's diaper. lies to make medical professionals look bad. the only people that do diaper checks to check for rashes etc are CPS, maybe she got that information there and then said it was doctors??

No. 1484464

>>1484462
Pediatricians do diaper checks on babies but it’s to check and various things like diaper rash, testicular torsion, and many other things a quick check can lead to a quick diagnosis.

But they always have the parent(s) in the room and they always ask the parents and inform the baby of what they are doing. At least in my experience that is how it’s been and between two boys we have seen a practice of 8 different pediatricians.

No. 1484466

>>1484464

I guess it depends on the client. but she is acting like doctors are pedophiles and want to look at your child?.. which is most likely not the cause. also are they still pedophiles if a child gets SAed and doctors do have to examine? but im sure if they do diaper checks they don't ask you to leave.

No. 1484482

>>1484466

It's almost like Alice has some sort of fetish surrounding medical professionals/SA since she's so insistent that all doctors just want to rape and molest people

No. 1484534

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Her stroller (Uppababy) isn’t vegan, it has cow skin all over it.

No. 1484588

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Omg ????

No. 1484607

>>1484588

Alright who did it lmao

No. 1484648

>>1484324
>>1484324
Wtf is above his ear?? That's gross AF

No. 1484682

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No. 1484746

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Her new spam why does she need more than one account

No. 1484752

>>1484746

Because she needs so much attention. Lowkey she's smart by having 3 accounts because it's so easy for accounts to get taken down for misinformation.

No. 1484759

File: 1648455219125.png (1.51 MB, 1284x2778, A942E652-B4E6-456F-8A46-4FDAD5…)

Her accounts are both banned(namefagging)

No. 1484783

She thinks the ban is for a breastfeeding video she made and not the one she made sharing medical misinformation…

No. 1484787

>>1484783
Which misinformation topic finally did her in?

No. 1484789

>>1484787
She posted a vaccine video recently being like they don’t want us to know I can’t speak about it etc

No. 1484791

File: 1648459744436.png (3.54 MB, 828x1792, 77BCC4A4-7733-4E56-977A-810AFA…)

Girl no it’s the misinformation you post constantly and probably the fact she posts sooo much it got flagged as spam too

It’s kinda funny tho she can’t cope a day without tiktok she’s completely dependent on it

No. 1484792

>>1484791
Her life is tiktok every minute of the day she’s completely addicted and insane

No. 1484793

File: 1648460219961.png (6.47 MB, 828x1792, 972D4976-FF69-42B5-ADF6-08DB16…)

>>1484466
Also yeah she probably got banned for spreading this shit about doctors as she should

No. 1484795

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>>1484791
Her account is back up ugh

But look what I saw just now. KEK
He used to work for amys and said quality control wouldn’t/doesn’t eat their food and they “treat allergies like a Mexican mother who doesn’t believe in allergies” and there’s often cross contamination

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTda7dEUd/

(Their regular Mac and cheese from the freezer aisle slaps though. Ima still eat it.)

No. 1484796

File: 1648460589484.png (10.36 MB, 1242x2688, 7A689605-B49F-44FF-8CFA-99AFB8…)

Nah wtf is this

No. 1484798

>>1484759
Her comment section on that account is gonna be wild till she can reblock everyone kek

No. 1484802

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Go watch this tiktok and watch fern only… he’s trying to get comfy and sleep. He needs a bed and the lights off, not his crazy mom making videos with the lights on. I hate her so fucking much.

Here’s the link: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTda75QjK/ (I have it saved and screen recorded if she takes it down)

No. 1484804

>>1482692
Anon.. your pfp is showing.

>>1484197
Not to defend her, but for a lot of us with "lockdown babies" they're behind on development in different areas, it's something going by the health visitors that's being seen all across board.

No. 1484807

>>1484804
thats not a pfp tiktok doesnt show it on the feed

No. 1484808

>>1484804
Alice never followed or believed in the lockdowns so shut the fuck up. She did everything the very same with fern. He’s slow because she doesn’t teach him. She doesn’t give him basic attention because she spends 19 hours a day on her phone.

You’re making excuses for a crack pot mom who is lazy and narcissistic and cold hearted and doesn’t give a fuck about ferns education. She doesn’t give a fuck about him at all, he’s simply her prop. She mis treats and neglects him in basic forms of care, let alone education and development. Don’t come here defending Alice and blaming the pandemic for ferns cognitive delays. Did the pandemic cause his legs to bend permanently like Gumby too?

Nobody is saying he’s slow to be mean. We are pointing it out as another example of neglect. If your child isn’t progressing the way they should in physical/mental ways, you should take them to a professional so you know if there are any interventions to help give him a better quality of life. But she doesn’t. She’s selfish and cunty as fuck.

No. 1484819

>>1484807
That's Instagram though, not tiktok.

No. 1484836

>>1484819
Idc she can take the time to find and block me. I don’t comment on her stuff or follow her. It’s a fake anyways.

No. 1484867

>>1484787
The paediatrician tt where she calls them pedophiles is my guess but she is so self absorbed and biased about the medical field that she doesn’t even realize.

No. 1484906

>>1484775
>noobs
>urgent news
God bless you, sweet summer child. The blind leading the blind.

No. 1484909

>>1484906
Wait are they not correct about sageing for new milk tho lol

No. 1484911

>>1484796

When has Fern ever ate broccoli

No. 1484945

>>1484909
They’re correct, no need to sage if you’re actually posting milk. It was just the phraseology that made me laugh

No. 1484975

unrelated but starting to wonder if he’s autistic. he’s always hand flapping

No. 1484976

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Someone asked her why her spam account was banned. She replied saying that Tiktok likes to ban people at the end of the month so that they don’t have to pay them for the last 2 - is that true or is she BSing?

No. 1484980

>>1484976
I’m going to call bullshit. I wouldn’t call myself a social media expert but I do use tiktok and if this were a thing creators would be vocal about it

No. 1484981

>>1484975
Hand flapping by itself is not indicative of autism. It’s hard to say because he seems to be language delayed, but we don’t get a lot of info about Fern doing normal things. He has no schedule, no preferences, no anything because os Alice’s dysregulation and general neglect.

No. 1484982

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>>1484906
Nona I was going to say the same thing but last time I replied to a tiktokfag I got called a tik tok normie kek

She posted a vid in which she tells him to finish one strawberry before eating another one and he tells her no. I don’t think he understood anything and just replied with the only word he knew.
they are watching a stream of someone playing a video game lol not that parents can’t do things they like but when he’s so developmentally delayed I feel inclined to nitpick everything

No. 1484983

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Who the fuck is lemon?

No. 1484985

>>1484983
Her cat. She’s got a cat named Lemon, a gender fluid dog named Pancake, and a boy called Fern. I wonder what she will name the fetus. Coconut? Lol

No. 1484988

>>1484976

Bullshitting. She probably got banned for spreading medical misinformation. It is an option when you go to report a video (just tested it myself this morning, didn't actually report anything)

No. 1484990

>>1484976
She’s technically spreading misinformation which is against the rules with this lol

No. 1484991

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Fern made these same faces when he ate the “chemical filled” strawberries from Walmart… don’t think there really was a problem with the Walmart strawberries just an opportunity to shit on Walmart and non-organic.

No. 1484995

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Fern and pancake look like they’re having a blast (sarcasm). Maybe someone will steal the kayak off her car overnight and save fern from this repeated boredom and abuse.

No. 1484997

>>1484976
Lmao if she gets banned again for spreading misinformation and shitting on tt.

No. 1485003

>>1484980
Exactly this… all the sahm creators would be freaking out about not getting paid for doing their “job”

No. 1485006

>>1484991
She put something bitter on there or spicy.

No. 1485008

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No. 1485010

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Again she’s letting him wander off, now into possible traffic.

No. 1485011

>>1485008
She’s also petting his head in the weirdest fakest kind of way while eye fucking the camera and flashing her nasty chompers.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdavsgCC/

No. 1485014

>>1485010
Especially since there are boats and trailers if they’re at a boat launch.

No. 1485017

>>1485006
Oh, so she tainted the Walmart strawberries too… shittiest mother of the year award!

No. 1485022

she said she was going to put her freezer milk in smoothies. wouldn’t her milk be almost expired by now? that’s kinda gross. i don’t really believe she pumped that much. i’ve never seen bottles/pump parts ever. that shit is never ending and exhausting

No. 1485024

>>1485010
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND SHEEGONEEE BABY REASL GON BE CRUNCHY WHEN THE CADDILAC SUV DONE GONE OVER IT

No. 1485025

>>1484991
Fern probably just doesn’t like strawberries. But her VEgan BaBY can’t possibly dislike a fruit

No. 1485026

>>1485022
She is too lazy to even bring it with and stir it into the ones she buys… and she doesn’t make them at home bc she didn’t like cleaning the blender.

Watch, once she sees this, she will make a video of herself making one. Her milk didn’t help his rickets. Or his brain development. Like she claimed it would.

No. 1485027

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No. 1485031

>>1485006
>>1484991
No, young children just sometimes make that face when they taste something sweet, juicy or sour. It doesn’t mean they don’t like it, it’s just a strong sensory experience. It proves that Fern can’t tell the difference between organic and non organic strawberries and he just pulls faces sometimes in response to flavours, not that Alice is tainting strawberries.

No. 1485034

>>1485024
Lucinda, is that you?

No. 1485047

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She definitely fabricated their build… (house build)

No. 1485051

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Thought vegans didn’t get sick..

No. 1485054

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Worried about the dog drowning but won’t but a life vest on fern… come on now

No. 1485056

Why doesn’t she ever drink protein smoothies and stuff. Add some protein in there since they don’t eat meat and she doesn’t seem to give him anything else. He doesn’t eat that bean shit she puts in a tortilla and you can not convince me he ate that.

No. 1485063

>>1485056
she has stated before she believes protein = bad

No. 1485067

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Proof she doesn’t take these trips for fern and for him to learn and adventure and experience. It’s entirely for herself and tiktok and her own selfish reason. She’s fucked up.

No. 1485074

Does anyone else think Caleb is probably a Mens Rights / Incel type of guy? The fact that Alison listens to right wing news and believes q conspiracies makes me inclined to believe they’re alt right. Would not surprise me if Alison is secretly racist.

No. 1485080

>>1485074
i fully believe this & why he groomed her at such a young age to seek the nuclear family.

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>>1485067
Totally. She just posted a vid responding to this question and she goes “fern and I’s fave was laguna beach”

She doesn’t give a shit if fern likes anything lol

No. 1485084

>>1485074
She's openly racist. She said some very racially charged things to raqueltheoverlord (a black OB nurse who she got into a spat with late last year). She also talked about an Indian family who she claims tried to return soiled underwear when she was working at Walmart. Even tho miss llani loves galavanting filthy around town, subjecting fern to her same (lack) of hygiene, and breaking expensive items like $1000 kayaks within days of purchase and sending her rabid stans to bully the company into issuing her a refund.



Can someone make a new thread?

No. 1485086

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I want this one in the new thread kek

No. 1485090

>>1485006
kek this is my favorite thread you all are fucking retards. sometimes strawberries are sour.

No. 1485098

>>1485084
Someone was working on it yesterday. I’m assuming they’re busy right now.

No. 1485107

NEW THREAD >>>/snow/1485104



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