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Skinwalking cosplayer, known for skinwalking Sailor Moon in the early 2000s and currently Skinwalking Zero Two. She has also been known to abuse multiple partners and is currently "engaged" to a younger cosplayer named "KrookedKev".
>Believes she is the IRL perfect ZeroTwo, that ZeroTwo is based on her and everyone else is copying her>Suffers from an Eating Disorder and is proud of it. >She is know for abusing partners including mooching off family, demanding sex at inappropriate times, pressuring into engagement, cheating, stealing, breaking stuff, threatening to cry rape if she doesn't get her way.
She has emerged from retirement to cause drama and abuse her boytoy.
Previous thread updates ->now "officially" engaged since Kevin "proposed" at Anime Expo.>the couple came into the thread themselves to take shots at anons, resulting in a ban>all of Kevin's friends including the guys get verbally abused by Lori for coming near him>jumped on the Patreon bandwagon to sell lewds and feet pics>continuing her long-time habit of accusing others of copying her just because they're cosplaying the same character>trying to be Belle Delphine>Kevin turned out to be just as big of a cow as Lori who couldn't stop posting embarrassing shit to facebook, still thinks he "looks like a sexy anime guy">Lori ruined Kevin's headphones so he peed on her Zero Two suit… the suit has not been seen since
Her Old FB - https://www.facebook.com/earthenserenity/
New New FB - https://www.facebook.com/usakou/
Her instagram - https://www.instagram.com/iota_zerotwo/
Previous thread: >>67368
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She's still trying to pretend like she's cosplaying Zero Two as usual… but no sign of the suit other than a likely latergram. Big difference from the constant, unending photos of her in the same outfit over and over
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Glad someone made a new thread, I’ve been waiting to post these.
Horrifying photoshop and still doing her zero two makeup/eyebrows even though she’s cosplaying Rapunzel and it makes no
Wow she sure enlarged the eyes as much as possible, then saved the photo, reopened it, and enlarged them again.
She looks like an insect
Where’s her nose?
Too bad she abuses those editing apps. She’s pretty irl imho. No point in making her face look featureless like that.
kek. She maxed out eye enlarging, skin blur, and nose resizing for sure. She looks like a creepypasta at this point.
I like how despite all the extreme editing, you can still make out just how shoddy her makeup application is, the lashes are coming up off her inner eyelid, and her lips look chewed up/dry too.>>84744
That warped neck shoop from her shaving down her jawline is really the icing on this zero two cosplaying Rapunzel shit cake.
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lori lurking again confirmed
also that eyeliner is SO SAD. or maybe that dollar store caked on shit is just natural, almost forgot to envy her genetics this is lillie jean level of makeup skill my sides
Kiki and Dakota loved to claim their eyelashes were all real too. The Koreans noticed Dakota's falsies on that one show - you could see them in the extreme close-ups if you looked carefully.
Must be a cow thing. Can you imagine wearing lenses and falsies in front of people while claiming you're all natural? I wonder how they get up the courage to claim these outrageous lies.
I also enjoy the cow tradition of the "no makeup" pic, in which eyeliner, concealer, foundation, mascara, blush, and eyebrow are visible.
(yes i saged)
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didn't know she cosplayed Chii. Looked it up and holy shit she looked so different before Meitu filters were a thing. She has a very average face.
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also kek at this. Of course she has Mary Sue eyes
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So close to self realization….
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>Bringing back red suit
I wonder if it will be a new suit or if she/Kevin cleaned the pee suit?
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Who cares about the red suit looni, like wtf are those eyebrows?
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Tfw you accidentally shop your head smaller than your supposedly petite animu gf. Also thirsty anons are in luck, he took our advice, the fugly black is gone.
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im so envious of those genetics dude wow zerotwo irl
Or a bogan who works at McDonald's and can't let go of his teen years>>85763
I never realised that was why, thanks anon. Ot but I feel like there's somet uncanny about mirrored pics, but I don't doubt what you said.
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Why does Lori have a rash on her body, especially in the crotch area? Allergy from the latex suit?
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You might be right. Here's the other two pics she posted.
She has anachan level boobs, but the hip to waist ratio of twink. If those straps weren't cutting into her sides so strongly, would there even be any definition there? Makes me think back when Kevin was sperging about loving her "tiny waist". She's pretty petite, but also built like an actual plank.>>86022
Her face definitely looks painted on in these. Can't tell if she just washed her haggard face out as much as possible, or if she is legitimately wearing makeup three shades too light.
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Found this pic in the 1st thread, spoilers because NSFW boobies. Even at a healthy weight Lori's breasts are unfortunately small for her frame.
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The most uncomfortable game of leapfrog ever played
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Samefag but the simplord in the comments is gonna be big disappoint kek
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She's pretty desperate
how in the world would that realistically change how often she clicks on "hey" messages? it's not like they get a "patre♡n" flag
why do people pay any attention this egotistical bitch lmao
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She should do lewd photosets with the old Kewl Kou Klan, assuming there are any of them who don't despise her now
I think JJ does lewds now?
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Her caption for this post says that her "cronic" nausea usually keeps her from enjoying the outside world but now she doesn't have anywhere to go.
Lol since when does she have chronic nausea? I thought it was her chronic back pain that makes her unable to work.
Well, enjoy this gross Lori pic.
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Looks like if you pay for Lori's lewds you get to "chat" with her. Imagine Lori sexting thirsty Indian dudes online while Kevin sits at his computer playing WoW and trying not to cry.
Honestly thank god she has a reason but the tree emoji, I just can't.>>87139
Big kek, very accurate description anon.
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So I found this…
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Lori posted this to Twitter. It said "Wiggle wiggle join my patreon"
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Lori also has a new foot fetish Patreon tier. She is up from 12 patrons, to 14.
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its not the best shot but you can clearly see her back tattoo. its large. It's hard to cover up that's why she poses the way she does. it's huge rose garden she got done for fucking one of her ex boyfriends. it was for free.
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Here, these are better
Kek at the weird extra garters she's using to differentiate her ass from her leg. It manages to make her small booty oddly saggy looking.>>87321
Thank you anon. This is precisely why she's a snow addict. She's competing with women nearly half her age and she actually
wants to make money. Not to mention she's a narc and at this point she probably believes her own shop.
She's definitely shooping it out of pics/clips then. What an unfortunate looking tattoo. It looked faded already even back then.>>87308>>87321
Not that anon, but I do think she could be some kind of pretty. She has a mature face and an awkward teen boy body, but she looked pretty cute back during her ren faire phase. The look suited her and she didn't have to shoop herself into an entirely different person. It's pretty obvious that she's insecure about aging and her looks with how heavy she edits everything these days. Probably doesn't help she's desperately skinwalking a teenager anime character. Makes me wonder if she'll still be at this at 40. kek.
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Didn't someone say Lori was part Mexican?
That's a shame she doesn't appreciate her natural looks, i'm also hispanic with blue eyes and it's hard to find that representation
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Imagine paying for looneys patreon when you can get a much better and mature zero to representation of a girl actually looking sexy. I’ll just leave this right here.(offtopic)
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It's actually worse than that. Someone on her friends list was giving out free codes, intending them to go to people who are sick so they have something to distract them. Lori claimed she "knew someone with a confirmed case" but apparently just gave the code to Kevin.
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Anon above is absolutely right.
Not to mention the old leaked nudes of Lori are better since she actually had tits, which she does not have now. Tits/attractive body would be about the only reason to pay for the "uncensored" version of what she's already posting to Twitter.
Secondly, I'm sure most anons don't want to donate a single penny her/support her by signing up for her patreon. Not even for the lulz.
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Why? 15 years ago maybe
But you're just paying for overly photoshopped images that make her look like an alien
WTF! Shes such a psycho, doesnt even hesitate to lie. So pathetic. Not to mention anyone with asthma would probably be hospitalized. She fucking stupid too. >>87642
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Way to be a bitch to someone who says they don’t speak English very well
Also she didn't even answer, >I use all kinds of shades of red
She is among the worst communicators I've ever seen on the internet, it seems impossible to have a logical conversation with her. This is how that should look
>Hey what did you use to get that red around your eyes?
>Ah I used any red makeup product name, just pick one, Lori thank you for asking!
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I found this rather mature photo of Lori when I went through her tagged photos. This was taken at anime expo by that Gil Photography guy in Instagram.
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I also saw her and Kev in this Anime Expo 2019 highlights video lol around 32-33 seconds. I'll also provide a shorter clip in my next post.
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Loool remember when the still photo from this came out?
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What a thing to say when you edit your eyes like this
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And you can always see red lines on the whites of her eyes. It’s scary. Must be from wearing cheap contacts.
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Usagi Kou makes a comeback. I must admit this is preferable to her neverending Zero Two variations
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She said this was Zelda cosplay
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Lori is lurking.
I agree with your sentiments on an emotional level>>89650
She's not the epitome of attractive but this really isn't it. Her real face is so much better than this MJ cosplay…>>89651
I mean, definitely. But I'm dumb please explain.
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The mostly unshooped Kevin next to her really gives it away how edited her face is here. Her eyes are straight up blurry compared to his. kek. Must be their "apartment lighting".>>89651
Does she wear costume lens all the time? Her eyes always seem extremely bloodshot and irritated.
I feel like confiscating her Snow app because she has no idea how to use the beautify features at. all.
Lori no one believes this because your iris size is as big as Kevin's eyeballs. The app enlarged your right eye bigger than it did the left one, making your eyes look crooked on your face. Are you fucking stupid? Of course you are. Because you can't even color correct your bleached orange eyebrows, makes it look like you're a ginger underneath that bad wig. Also look how thick your neck is from elongating it, looks like Hulk Hogan.
I think whoever posted >>89651
was referring to Lori showcasing the red in her eyes, as mentioned in >>89026
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This just looks like a man
Christ, she looks like a tranny.
She's lost a shit ton of older friends on social media over the past year for revealing what a hideous cunt she truly is.
She now lives in an echo chamber wherein every choice she makes is perfect and omgsokawaii. No one left on her social media has the balls to tell her she's fucking gross and continues to make awful choices.
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I hate myself for making this comparison
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Okay so I was quarantine bored and decided to see if she actually did the makeup as long as she's claimed… shockingly it looks like she has. Obviously Zero Two's design has obviously nothing to do with her but I could see how she could identify with that part of the character, at least initially.
Anyway the way more interesting thing is that her selfies before ~2018 start to look human again. It's hysterical to see pictures like attached and try to believe her claim of minimal to no editing on current photos. That was minimal filtering, present day is intense reconstructive surgery via apps.
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Sorry for samefag- right is from three years ago, I don't understand how anyone but the dumbest of the dumb could believe the left is even close to what she actually looks like.
Also do any anons still have Kevin on FB or did everyone get blocked? I have a hard time believing there haven't been any whiny posts or horrible fights during quarantine.
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Tbh I kinda envy parts of Lori's 2017 ana body.
Here's a new pic she posted that is hilariously awkward.
Blowing out her cheeks to try and look younger, dumb baby pose, check
She looks a lot better when she's not trying to look like a cute child, she has the image of a sexy anime baddie, not a lolita. The blonde and blue look a lot better than the "cute" pink and these pieces of digital art.
However she is still an asshole however she looks, but this whole thing blatantly doesn't suit her actual face and proportions. Just another belle wannabe now.
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"What do you even call this face? Ive been making it a lot, I just call it bratt baby face. BBF! #babygirl"
Just a reminder that Lori is 35 years old.
Looks like she's really pandering to pedophiles now. What a piece of shit human she is.
Oh she does. She just posted ugly ass white boots she got from dolls kill on her story the other day. >>91093
Lori just does whatever she sees someone else do, in this case Belle. It doesn’t surprise me that someone who has skinwalked fictional characters their whole life would skinwalk actual human beings. It’s sad because Lori is middle aged and doesn’t even know who she is deep down. She’s a shallow person with a shit attitude. She’s tried to put out a (fake) “nice” body-positive persona like other sex workers but she just can’t help herself and has to resort to being an asshole.
She only has 14 patrons, no wonder she was saying shit like >>88986
Bitch is getting desperate so she cranked up her editing and still no one wants to pay to see her haggard skeleton pretending to be an uwu soft baby egirl
I wonder if her and Kevin are struggling financially and that's why she had to go begging for a WoW subscription for him? inb4 they resort to making shitty femdom porn so she can finally make a profit off abusing him instead of doing it for free
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Here's a recent from Lori, I swear she gives her age away hard with outfits like this
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reuploading as this is an imageboard
Pedophiles who love clowns - that's a special niche you're going for, Lori.
35 years old and a low-rent, aging e-thot who never graduated high school. What an accomplishment. I wonder if her family is proud of her. Better yet, I wonder if Kevin's nice Mormon family is proud of her. She must be a delight at family gatherings.
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Lol she's always so bitchy to people. Why doesn't she just make Kevin do the juicing for her?
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New tagged photo. Idk why she edits her face so much. She looks fine. Muh tiny noses tho.
It's genuinely frightening the stark difference between her uploads and candids. Despite being uncanny valley territory they look like two different people of two different ethnicities. She looks a lot less creepy here, although she'll never give up the snow until she accepts her age. This has been said before but she needs to stop skinwalking anime teens.
35 isn't particularly old, but by that point you should have something to show for the ~15 years you've had to learn how to be an adult. What's the point of even living if every day is a repeat of the same miserable Cluster B NEET antics? Farmers beware- Lori is what happens when your youthful appearance is your only redeeming quality.
It will be interesting to see what happens when she does enter her 40's and no amount of filters will disguise her age. Wouldn't be surprised if she became suicidal or tried to get pregnant so she could have a surrogate Lori to control.
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Might be a way to find out who of her friends talks about her here?
Post a picture on Facebook that’s visible for only a few select people. If it ends up here, she’s got a pretty good guess who posted it.
But I’m hoping for a self-post, kek
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Lori bitching about a company she tagged in one of her insta pics using her image to promote contacts and in the comments she’s still doing shit she did twenty years ago- sending her ‘minions’ to fight her battles. Hopefully people are grown enough to not do the hags bidding.
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guys you gotta stop this nitpicking and envy my genetics already fuck
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Her new white suit came in.
Lol, this is the same bodysuit Mariah Mallad trashed a while ago: >>>/pt/774319>>>/pt/774320
So she was probably big mad because not only her ex-calf Colette has this ugly thing but also Lori, with whom she had beef in the past.
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Isn’t Lori notorious for hosting orgies at cons anyways?
Also OT but she posted this the other day and I just can’t with her logic. Yeah Lori, that’ll show em. They will definitely know the reason you’re wearing a micro bikini is because people aren’t wearing face masks. Fucking idiot.
Anything to get her non-existent tits out with a thinly veiled excuse to in theory
accumulate asspats. Like you said there's no correlation, but I'm sure Lori will be blurting it out everytime she comes into contact with someone. It's baffling this is a 35 year old woman.
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here we go
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also from facebook Lori circa 2003
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Why the pasties…
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Did Lori gain weight or is this suit just heinously unflattering? Girls got as many rolls as Shayna here.
Lmao after all that it looks horrible! The fit is terrible and even though she's not fat, she looks like an overstuffed sausage. Plus is it already stained or ripped in the chest area?>>95044
What a cunt. I sincerely wonder if it's even possible for Lori to think of anyone but herself. Not even exaggerating, I don't think she's ever put anyone's well-being before her own in her whole life.
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First off, looks like she was big mad she couldn't get the toebeanies socks. These look rough compared. Surprised she hasn't thrown a fit and if she has it's one of the cosplayers Danielle mentioned if now blacklisted from harassing DMs. I wish I saved those stories the other day now that I see this thread.
And that's a bralette with those sewn on top. It's a style. Avocados, burgers, hotdogs, vacation slang, palmtrees are all emoji tops and bralette they make for girls. Usually with the other being sheer.
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I fully see what you mean anon
I don’t know why people think latex is so good for zero two
Her suit is best when it’s actually sewn (Not printed) and has more than 1 type of fabric for the side panels and gloves and stuff
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ah yes irl zero two, not a wine mum irl
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this was post usagi-skinwalking, just before her hatsune miku/deer girl phase. she had seemingly a period of normalcy, even almost did a zooey deschanel period.
these are all available on her facebook and each hair colour coincides with whatever anime she's shitposting about at the time. this is all pre-kevin, so i personally tinfoil he ignited some new second wind of cosplay fervour within her.
she knows what she looks like. you can see her fumbling around with editing like a baby giraffe for a fair period before she discovered snow too. went from 0-100
I'll drop some examples. tl;dr envy these genetics etc. but she seemed ALMOST normal for a period. i think her envy of the younger e-thots makes her want to re live what she sees as her "glory days" when in reality she is, and always will be, the most basic bitch ever. without an image in front of her to emulate she looks like the next woman her age.
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the drawings on his stupid ahegao shirt look more human than he does here.
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I see no difference
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It honestly makes me laugh that Lori can’t help but act like a miserable entitled middle aged “Karen”, right down to feeling the need to complain endlessly on social media about customer service. She truly is a hag.
Lori has ALWAYS been an angry, petty, and bitter egomaniac. She's a terrible human being.
She's always had a bad temper and comedically unwarranted ego. She's always been envious and resentful of other people. She's always had an overly inflated and fragile ego. She's always been a trashy and attention-seeking jackass. She's always had a nasty Cluster B personality that drives good people away. She's always thrown childlike shitfits when reality reminds her that she's a delusional, run-of-the-mill cunt.
Lori is a loser who, at 35 years old, has accomplished nothing in her unremarkable life - no education, no career, no family, no purpose, no achievements to be proud of. Because she's a spiteful narcissist, Lori will eventually end up alone - as she deserves. In the meantime, people only stay in her life because she's an endless source of entertainment.
Thanks for all the laughs over the years, Lori.
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Honestly Kevin fucking sucks too. I thought the same thing for a long time and I was really hoping he would get out… but I think he's just as bad as her. He's shallow and petty and just gross. They deserve each other.
Can't imagine he'd be sad long. He had much more going for him before meeting her. He went to college, had a future and seemed to be well liked by friends. Now he lives with someone aggressively nasty to friends and strangers alike. Living with her sounds like hell.
Still can't manage to feel sorry for him. If he wants a better life, he needs to do something about it for himself.
Kevin knew who Lori was and despite knowing her easily accessible history of drama, he still decided to pursue a relationship with her. Worse, even after she made him stab himself, chased off all his friends, restricted him from his family, he decided to propose to her.
He can lie in the bed he made.
decided or did she
decide he should propose? Didn’t she insinuate that Scott proposed to her even though he didn’t? Old milk but got a feeling past is repeating itself to a lesser and more disturbing degree.
She probably forced him to propose but he still went along with it. Even before the sad "official" proposal at Expo last year they were referring to themselves as fiance. He didn't even have a ring when he did it.
Old milk is repeating and is definitely more disturbing now. But imo feeling sorry for Kevin ended for most of his friends when he took Lori back after the stabbing.
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Who was this boyfriend? I vaguely remember him from livejournal times. He was the boyfriend-forced-to-be-mamochan replacement for Scott, and I believe after she was with Ender but could have been before. Is there any milk?
Pretty sure that Mamochan was Josh. I vaguely remember him after the Ender drama - kakashi_yuushi on lj? I don't recall any milk, he was just another blip on her fuck-radar.
On another note, seriously don't waste your sympathy on Kevin. He's a big boy who can make his own shitty life choices.
You are correct this is Josh a guy she dated who was younger than her and was not able to buy alcohol lol. She was 21 or 22 at the time and she got caught buying him alcohol and went to jail for a night until daddy bailed her out. This was the beginning of her dating young boys who she could mold into the anime character she was currently skin walkings SO. Unfortunately Scott was the only legit Mamoru she ever had it just never worked the same when the kou klan broke up. Her husband Steven or ex hubby was the only one who manage to get her to love herself that she was normal for a good few years until he left her. Rikki pretty much was her terrible personality as a man and he ruled her and then came along kevin who is the most spineless of them all and allowed her to get her abusive
power back but 10x worse.
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And I was hoping the Muffdiver was gonna make another appearance in this thread.
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Her eyes aren’t as huge maybe she been lurking lately ?
Lurking? Please this cosplay relic practically posts the pics for us. We're essentially the only people who actually remember her for her glory days that don't know and pity her irl.
We may not like her, but who does she have outside of us? Horny old men who only know her because she posts ludes and normal people who probably only remember her once every few years in a nostalgic "what happened to her" way. It's grim man.
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We will never see this peed-on suit again but have this throwback
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I am crying with laughter. "I thought about different photos, maybe all the photos with my friends of color," Man I miss Kevin posts SO MUCH.
This is rich considering Lori is known for spouting off racist insults to those who displease her and openly supports problematic
brands like dollskill… maybe you should start with her and check her racist ass as a civil duty to society lmao
bro wtf happened she got so tubby. seriously all these years and I've never seen her this fat. sitting on her ass taking photos and having kevin work for her mcnugget has taken its toll
or maybe it's just her age showing. cue the incoming warped to fuck backgrounds when she eventually has to learn to photoshop herself thinner. keep up lori, it's been in style since 2012. your age really is showing
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Lol thanks Lori
Funny shes pretending because if a black person disagreed with her or called her out, she would for sure call them slurs Lol.
Just like that girl who was chubby. She kept calling fat while saying she wasn't for body shaming
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Why her feet look like dirty ass raisins
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Did she get a new red suit or is she wearing the pee suit? I don't think these are old pics because her hair isn't bright pink like it was when she was wearing the red suit full time.
She has no ass and that face she's pulling makes her look retarded
Also good job skinwalking with those long ass blonde parts
Lori hasn’t been milky or even worthy of the cow crown in quite some time. She’s probably starting to chill out in her old age and is maybe working on herself. Ya’ll have been nitpicking on scraps and decades old sour milk for months.
Kevin posts however are the fresh milk I crave. I only lurk here when someone is able to post his ridiculousness. Keep them coming anon
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Ntayrt but I check in for Lori imposed self harm mark 2. It was only last year Loonie forced Kevin to carve a hole in his leg and I've got this persistent concern it'll happen again. I hope not but I've got next to no faith in the sanity of their relationship despite them keeping things under wraps. That and it's kind of surreal to watch a 35 year old woman shoop herself into a loli ngl.>>99395
I agree with most of the statement. I just resent the idea everyone has to post about BLM like it's a mandatory part of the human experience, crutial to having social media, or even representative of most people's views. I do think it obviously says a lot about Lori though, none of which we weren't already aware. We've all seen her "The Japanese actress who played Usgai' is ugly, her features are too Japanese" sperg.
“It was only last year Loonie forced Kevin to carve a hole in his leg”
Old milk is fucking old.
"The Japanese actress who played Usgai' is ugly, her features are too Japanese"
Didn’t she say that in 2002? Your age is showing. This thread is a circle jerk of thirty five year olds who love hating on an emotionally stunted thirty five year old woman child because it makes them feel good that they’re only doing a hair or two better in their faded middle age than she is.
Post current, real milk or gtfo. This regurgitated, curdled milk is so fucking weak.
why you wking so hard anon? just hide the thread kek
personally the older she gets the milkier, she's trying to compete with teenage egirls and the desperation is palpable.
also since when the fuck did 35 become middle aged???? you sound like a pickme coolgirl lmao enjoy your life with that mindset
These posts SCREAM Kevin hahaha especially the ‘do better’ instigating.
Either you are him, or you’re a retard like him. You can simply leave the thread instead of having an autistic meltdown.
I'm in my early twenties kek, imagine not knowing what a video footage is. "Anon", last year's sperg out was top tier fucking insane. You're going to have to try harder than this to stop us from keeping tabs on a middle aged, sociopathic, loli skinwalker. Her brand of autism only gets better observationally with age. Kek, I swear your posts are a little too reminiscent of Looni's spastically consistent levels of unfounded agression.
>Post current, real milk or gtfo. This regurgitated, curdled milk is so fucking weak
You'd have to be about as retarded as Looni to get this
worked up about the contents of the thread. Be less transparent next time, because the immediate jump to personal insults and the total inability to greentext is making this shit hilariously obvious.
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Lori is like Chernobyl – acutely toxic
in the past to everyone and everything. Lori destroyed so many friendships and relationships over the years that she now has less people in her life to manipulate.
Also like Chernobyl, Lori's toxicity nowadays is more limited to morbidly curious onlookers and fellow narcissists who knowingly want to wade in radioactivity (Kevin).
Lori's sole purpose in life has been to skinwalk as youthful super special and kawaii anime characters. Otherwise, her life is an empty wasteland. Her brand of psychocuntiness doesn't "chill out" with age – if anything, she'll just get worse as she ages. As time passes and reality becomes harder to ignore, Lori's delusions will be challenged more frequently and she'll become even more unstable. The "Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?" shitshow is just getting started.
This wk is 100% Kevin. No one else would wk this hard for Lori, but also the typing is a dead giveaway.>“Post real milk or gtfo”>”weak”>”circlejerking”
He has used the term circlejerking in multiple posts, like >>71345
for example. Kevin, you’re not sly, and we’re not stupid. You guys are really that obsessed with this thread aren’t you? You can’t help yourselves and check it obsessively. Y’all are just mad that we didn’t go away when you ignored us. We’re gonna laugh at you regardless. It’s super clear to me that Kevin stopped posting his dramatic Facebook posts because they always end up here, and it’s also super clear to me that Kevin and Lori lurk this thread daily like the narcs they are and Kevin finally hit his triggered
tipping point and couldn’t ignore it anymore so he tried to sound like an anon by ever so slightly dragging her but also commenting that she’s “chilled” and improved. Nice try bud.
A+ comment. I’m not doubting any of that, nor am I defending her PAST actions in anyway. It’s her past lunacy that keeps me lurking here. The point is that she’s been a dried up cow for a year. Yes, we all know she’s a ticking time bomb and reality is going to hit her hard real soon, but she hasn’t blown yet, at least not publicly with receipts. The flood of obsessive nitpicking on her boring “jOiN mY pAtrEoN” posts goes against lolcow standards, and it makes you all look like lifeless clowns.
So again, post actual milk instead of your fanfics of her demise and KouKlan re-runs from 2004, or GTFO.
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This is so uncomfortable to look at
newfag to this thread. why she posing like that in every selfie and always using same mirror/setup lol
also her bf here looks like he's a trunk
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Lori poses the same in nearly every photo because she
1) is afraid to smile due to missing teeth and age lines
2) is a malignant narcissist who spends all day taking heavily shopped photos of herself to look like an anime character
kek that's right, lori is literally a gaptoothed makeup-caked karen larping as a 16 year old girl. kevin looks like a wilted foreskin.>>99859
nice fat roll hanging out lori. so much for her wk insisting she's still ana-chan. cope harder
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hide the thread and move on dumbass
pic related, her antics are pretty fucked. this was 6 months ago. wk harder.
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I know right lol. Well a lot of them gave up in him because Lori computerized his mind to believing that they are a happy couple. Enjoy anon.(emoji)
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Yep he did this lol.
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kevinposts will always be my fave. pic related
LORI & KEVIN: Hmm… Why don't we have any friends?
Everyone who knows us thinks we're terrible human beings.
Could it be possible that we are the common denominator in our failed friendships?
Could it be possible that we should take responsibility for our shitty and alienating behavior?
Could it be possible that we have serious psychological issues?
Could it be possible that we are to blame for ruining relationships by abusing and manipulating people?
Should we consider that it may be our fault we don't have friends?
Nah. It must be everyone else's fault."
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just noticed this too, they're giving pam and roy a run for their money kek. >>100488
ring on her finger here an engagement ring? dollarstore ruby simulant?
keep fighting evil by moonlight Lori, you'll get there one day. if you're gonna cuck Kevin this bad too at least teach him how to cook for you.
>>100566>engaged since 2017
But the Ax 2019 proposal!
How many times have they been "engaged" and then broken up?
I'm dead thanks anon
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I sincerely don’t understand how he can claim that Lori isn’t really editing when comparisons like this >>90655
exist. Kevin, we have eyes. We can look at photos from a few years ago and see that they look COMPLETELY different. Unless you want to admit to some intense plastic surgery this claim just gets more and more ridiculous. That or there’s some serious body dysmorphia going on and he thinks they actually look like that?
Also god I will never get over Kevin’s constant griping and bragging about social media followers. Like all he cares about in life is being popular (hint: the friends that Lori is “passing” probably don’t give two shits). I mean clearly it is since he only got with Lori for clout in the first place but it’s just so cringy.
No milky comments on either.
Lori’s post had none
Kevin’s had “haters gonna hate” and someone wanting to go on a double date with them. That’s it.
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Soz for samefag but the irony in the post really got me. You can't escape from yourself Lori.
Anyone else think she sounds so unnatural it's like reading a wine mum repeating memes she saw on FB to be ~hip~ with the kids?
>How do you do fellow kids?!
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found the unfiltered version
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I hate it so much
Wow the delusion! Is he aware that most people her age arent laying around in Hot Topic outfits taking trash pictures for pennies on the dollar but have degrees, careers, own homes and property and are active members of the community? Whatever she spends on this trash she probably doesnt even come close to profiting off after cost. Is he so unaware that he cant see that's this person is beyond broken?
Yes dude, shes to old for this. It would make more sense if she was making and selling cosplay but that market died out in the US 15 years ago when China snagged it.>>101567
Clout? Did he not know anything about her? Just curious. Was his goal to join the dregs of the internet?
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Is this bitch still butthurt about Soni? Lori, you are literally so obsessed. Let it go.
Also nice to see the classic fat-shaming Lori is back. So much for her fake-inclusive sex worker persona. Calling someone fat is the only insult she has and it’s so pathetic. Get more creative bitch.
The lack of self-awareness is astounding.
Bitch, you haven't done anything in the 35 years you've been on this damn Earth. You're closer to 40 than 20, so stop acting like you just graduated high school.
lol ok so Lori and Kevin, what have you done to change the very real narrative that "neither of us would ever be anything"?
you are 35 fucking years old, Lori. flashing your micro titties for pedos to pay rent and buy more anime figurines is the opposite of an accomplishment at any age.
these two failures are my favorite soap opera
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Lori’s first Suit was holy/fire cosplay to be honest. Replacement appears cheap.
Lmao! Kevin Facebook posts are such a treasure. He made it sound like he had an accident on the suit when he really pissed on it while angry after another explosive fight with Lori. His post here makes it sound even worse, which is hilarious and I didn't know could be possible. How do you recover from this?
Facebook anon please keep these coming. Are there any replies to this status?
>>101543>”she’s not too old”
Bro, if you have to say that, she’s too old.
I think the real hidden gem here is Lori is clearly puppeteering Kevin. Remember the days when Lori would send her minions to fight her livejournal battles? Notice how Lori has learned to stay silent and not acknowledge the thread despite being a vain narc who thrives on drama? Kevin is her mouthpiece so she can respond to how much this thread bothers her but Kevin looks like the dumbass instead of her. This isn’t her first rodeo. She’s a pro at manipulating others and Kevin is too stupid to realize what she’s doing lol
The way he's pretending this thread feeds their egos has me dying, even calling anon's >>102179
5 minute shit post "fan art" >>102183>She's not too old
That's literally the epitome of what you wrote. Imagine getting your boyfriend to randomly blurt that out like it makes it any less true KEK?
Does anybody else think the reason behind posts like this on Kevin's account are because Lori has complete access and control over his account? My fan theory is that Lori keeps him chained up in the corner of their apartment, force feeding him lettuce wraps, and sometimes he escapes and manages to post about Lori being abusive
, only for her to find out and delete his real posts before beating him like an escaped zoo gorilla and chaining him back up again, only letting him free to take shitty pictures for her loyal (fake) instagram followers
The way that this is written, and Kevin's (and red suit's) long absence from social media, make me think that both of these "lol total lies" have some truth to them. If they were completely untrue, Lori would have chimed in, or he would never have acknowledged them. But now everyone is wondering exactly how much is Kevin allowed to weigh, in what context did he pee on the suit…
He and Lori had some huge issues at the beginning of the year, it's clear to anyone who has access to their FB pages.
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Any receipts on them dating or related drama? I imagine it had to be a long time ago given Ender now seems married to some dude she's been with since 2014. Curious though given she seems weirdly thirsty for the attention here. Guess these old, washed up cosplay types will take the attention anywhere they can get it. kek
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Jamba Juice Karen
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2 anons from the last thread saw a Kevin Facebook post that was only up for a minute or two but unfortunately didn't get screenshots because it was posted then deleted so quickly. Here's a refresh.
I don't understand why he keeps posting statuses about this page and is even sending people to it. What's the point? Any friends he has left will just see all the proof he's in a shitty relationship.
Though this thread hasn't been as milky as previous threads I'm pretty sure anyone he sends here can easily find the others and it's pretty much a hall of fame of all their dysfunction and fights.
i read this as a manipulation tactic from both of them.
lori makes a status looking to talk to someone - tell her side of the story and manipulate the narrative with their friends
kevin spergs out on her status to try to also control the narrative by making lori look unreasonable.
in the end, they both look retarded and trashing having public spats
i imagine their friends feel a lot like kids sitting on the couch while their parents scream at each other form other sides of the house. but they're screaming about… idk, whose turn it is on the xobx
The farmers who feel genuinely sorry for Kevin are the worst part of this thread. Seriously, the only thing you have to the thread is that you feel bad for Kevin? Fuck off. Kevin is just as much of a cow as Lori. >>102549
I wondered the same thing. It's weird but I still love these glimpses into their fucked up Facebooks.
It's bad enough that they publish their toxic
antics to Facebook but it makes them seem really desperate for attention if they come back later like "Jk guys! We were just trolling lolcow for le epic lulz!" Even if that were true and they made up fights for lolcow, how pathetic is that?
Def fake followers but I think buying likes too. Even the if say she looked good, which she doesnt the quality of the photos is awful. Compared to girls half her age with pro photos I call bs on her having any more than a few hundred actual followers who probably dont even really care about her.
Let her keep fooling herself. Unless shes so out of touch she must know it's all fake and feel stupid knowing others know it too.
Ender (FtM at the time) was Lori's 2nd or 3rd "Seiya Kou" waaaay back in the Kewl Kou Klan days.
Lori & Ender were together around 2004. During this time, Lori took a vacation (lol from what job?) to San Diego. Her true agenda was to cheat on Ender with some side piece: https://web.archive.org/web/20050430210642/http://www.livejournal.com/users/mamorukusachan/
Lori also fucked Ender's brother on this "vacation." She has lied to and cheated on every person she's ever been with.
At some point, Lori also made super shitty transphobic remarks to Ender.
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Maybe it’s just me but Lori posted a photo in a sugar thrillz outfit. It says she has over a hundred comments and it keeps growing but when I click on it there is only a few. So much for BLM Lori wearing that SugarThrillz after Dolls Kill drama
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Are you okay Kevin?
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LOL it is laughable that Lori makes statuses making fun of "Karens" yet is constantly bitching at companies on social media like this. No context or anything. Just straight up asked the official Dunkin Donuts Twitter why some employee in Utah called her a liar and then goes on about how she's a ~loyal customer~ and the whole company needs to be retrained.
Literally only a Karen is capable of such embarrassing behaviour… even the word Karen feels dirty, it's so overdone but there's nothing else that accurately describes her behaviour. It's Dunkin Doughnuts Lori, give it a rest. Couldn't she just call them privately? Because once again her lack of self awareness is showing.
Side note but who here has ever been called a liar by someone working in customer service/hospitality? I don't even know anyone who that's happened to. As far as I can tell the common denominator in all of these situations is Lori kek.
I mean, it literally says to head to the WEBSITE, with a link pasted, to get one. Staff aren’t required to know all the merch on the website… not to mention Dunkin is a franchise therefore not all may be participating. Do you know what a franchise is Lori? Google is your friend uwu>>103594
Of course she has to throw a fit over it, she is hoping to get something for free. That is the M.O. of most Karen’s and Lori especially- special treatment or a reward for their shitty tantrum.
She's literally the definition of a Karen by acting like this, but she just uses the word to describe women older than her and clearly has no idea what the fuck it means anyway.>>103614
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Buy some followers Kevin.
That's a lot of words to say that your relationship with Lori has cost you over 600+ relationships with people. kek>>103734
Tbh reminds me of Onision. Absolutely obsessed with the attention/likes/followers, but is so unhinged he can't handle having anyone speak out in his echo chamber so the numbers just keep getting smaller and smaller with every freak out. All these narcs think alike.>>103782
I used to feel bad for Kevin. Especially when the drama first hit and it was obvious that Lori was abusive
towards him. At this point he mimics her behavior, echos her words, and seems just as bad as her. He has come off as very manipulative, unhinged, and abusive
in return. Though I guess he's never threatened to blackmail her with rape accusations like she has to him during their bigger fights. I guess that's something?
Anon, love yourself. He's just a narc.
Learned from the best.
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>Trying to improve my identity
Lol good luck, Kev. He also credits Lori for taking these photos, and tags her. He does that every time he posts pics that Lori takes but Kevin takes almost all of Lori's stupid pics (and he's super proud of this according to FB posts he has made) but Lori NEVER credits him or tags his account when she posts pics taken by him.
wait…that's not a wig?
it looks like a bad wig
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News flash Lori, this method actually makes YOU the Karen you fucking idiot lol. She doesn’t know the real reason behind the name because obviously she is and has been the Karen this whole time.
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Apart from the inhumanly large eyes, nice use of props Lori. Vicky Shingles sword work video when?
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I wonder how much time she spends "talking" to these dudes.
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She is doing this to me on purpose. I hate this face so much. I wish she'd go back to her dead eyed stare that she's been doing since 2001 fuck.
I'M OK ANON, THX FOR ASKING. Lori's puffed out face just triggers
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Inb4 that's Lori telling him that, I mean she's not wrong but lol>>105588>My butt looked so good
what butt, loony?
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Lori knows all about being problematic
I don't personally give a shit that dollskill is ~problematic
~ because literally, every company has its hidden agenda, a lot worse than shitty dollskill. Where's the woke parade for Coke polluting the waters of India creating famines and literally killing people kek? Dollskill is just too autistic to obscure their bad intentions. But I definitely enjoy the potential of woke hordes coming to her page reminding her every two seconds. Watching her reaction would be enjoyable.
I posted a commentto that reply about how dolls kill IS problematic
for openly supporting the police during BLM and stealing designs from independent artists on top of other things, no “quotation marks” needed… she deleted my comment and blocked me lmao(cowtipping)
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I love how Kevin looks like a soulless husk of a person in all of these selfies with Lori.
it looks like she's having a seizure.
Lori's such a goddamned degenerate.
all the "baby" shit she's been pushing is extra disgusting. who the fuck is she appealing to with this garbage? weeby pedophiles with an epilepsy kink?
in a weird way, Lori is lucky that her mental problems make self-reflection impossible. a moment of clarity at this point might destroy her.
saged because I'm late to this, but he never denied peeing on the suit or explained where it is, right? I loled when I read "that's why she hates me" - he writes that as fact.
When I read this, it sounds more like an admission or twisting of facts than anything else. I always thought Lori was shaming Kev into being ana like her. Remember his post about those lettuce wraps?
I imagine him locking himself in the bathroom to eat doritos and Lori raging outside the door because she can smell them but not stop him from eating them
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The caption to this photo is hilarious and it never got posted, so I'm posting it now
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Thanks for the shout out, Lori and Kev.
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You can run from how you really look for as long as you want, Loony
Anyone who has seen you irl knows you're as ugly on the outside as you are on the inside
New Jersey accent coming out to play in this clip!!!
Loony feels so totally not bothered about us obviously. That's why she had to acknowledge us and make a response video.
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I wish I was born with these genetics, then I can have one massive eye ball.
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I know, I feel pretty amused by this. Of all the things for them to acknowledge from lolcow, it's my hatred of her balloon cheek face.
Big KEK it's like a Jeffree Star callout video from Myspace era, this is gold. Only Looni and Vicky Shingles are so unbothered
by comments from "haters" they need to make sperggy videos like this one to totally ~stick it to them~. I don't think it's a coincidence they're nearly the same age and can't let go of their youth either.
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I was trying to find a video of Lori talking with her old voice. Came across the photo comp instead and the setting of one of her ancient photoshoots looked familiar.
also obligatory "no 1 carre"
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It took her a day to delete these comments that were roasting Kevin in this pic lol>>106105
Since Lori totally doesn't obsessively read this, "Kevin" should tell her that the poofy cheek thing obviously:
-hides signs of aging
-fits in with her kawaii princess larp
-baits pedo customers
Comments about aging seem to be really triggering
for Lori. Her ego strength is on par with her loyalty in relationships: non-existant
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Soz for samefag but Kev got fugly new shoes a d proceeded to take a bunch of homo erotic pictures with them. Is Looni making him match with her kek?
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Please tell me this is coincidence and Lori doesn’t have people skinwalking her skinwalking… they even have the same phone cover? I’m genuinely hoping this is pure coincidence and someone is not that pathetic to want to emulate a trash bag like Looni.
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I went to this girl's account. She cosplays as tons of different characters. I don't think she's trying to be Lori at all. Also, they don't have the same phone case.
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These shoes looked extremely used and is obvious they are not the real deal… kevin was catfished. Here are the real ones, and notice how the wings are not flimsy looking
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Lori has a looong history of accusing other people as cosplaying "her." During her Sailor Moon phase, Lori decided that she was "the real Usagi." She spent every waking hour looking up other Usagi cosplayers and comparing "herself."
If Lori thought they weren't "worthy" of cosplaying as "her" (Usagi), she insulted their appearance and left passive aggressive comments on their pictures - implying that she was more attractive.
On the rare occasions Lori felt "generous," she left a positive comment on an "unworthy" cosplayer's photo. She did this to appear "charitable" to fellow Sailor Moon fans and covertly draw attention to her "superior" cosplay.
Lori still pulls this bullshit today by following and leaving positive comments on pictures of other Zero Two cosplayers and fellow sex workers she deems as unattractive and fat.
In the past, if someone had a good Sailor Moon costume and was conventionally attractive, Lori would feel threatened and throw a temper tantrum. She would accuse the person of cosplaying as "her" (Lori, the self-designated "real life Usagi").
Now that she's the "real Zero Two," any Zero Two cosplayer with a decent costume and healthy BMI is a direct threat to Lori's identity. Lori is and will always be a spiteful, jealous, hostile, vicious, petty, and delusional loser. She's always on high alert to play the victim
role or start drama.
That poor Zero Two cosplayer needs to brace herself for Hurricane Loricunt.
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I know we already agreed these are fake, but it's just so obvious it's embarrassing that he's trying to pass them off as real. Just like their "unfiltered" selfies.
Obvious tell, the size/spacing of the dots of the tongue. Kevin's are small and tightly spaced, all stock and worn photos show them as large and well-spaced out.
Sorry Lori throws a fit if she's not allowed to buy all the cosplays and Amazon lingerie she wants while you can't shell out for one pair of brand shoes, Kevin. So sad.
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>wow almost at 50k thanks guys
*thanks Kevin for buying them
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It’s funny she does puffy cheeks face just to piss people off but she's getting wrinkles on her mouth from it
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Lol I love how bitchy she is all the time.
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Reminds me exactly of this Facebook posts with the crazy church lady going "NEXT"
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Old milk but this level of skinwalking is disturbing. I am seriously asking- does Lori have mental illness? Not sure if this has been discussed before. I’m just wondering what could possibly drive someone to this level of pretending they are a fictional character. It seriously creeps me out. Here’s the link to the page where I got the screenshot. http://www.sailormoonavatars.com/usagikouprofile.htm
Also I had to laugh at the “strong points” answer considering she’s hurt and abused every close friend she’s ever had.
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He always puts himself down whenever he talks about how Lori is so much cooler than he is lol.
we're acting as if Lori isn't writing, or at least dictating these? dude, this man has to have enough spine to snap and piss on this dumb manipulative bitch's suit, surely he can take his phone out of her clutches?? surely??
tl;dr lori wrote this, kevin is still a cuck. thanks for screens though anon, their "circle of friends" keeps getting smaller so get what you can while you can
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Not to mention, if she doesn't do full nudes, she will probably lose the few customers/supporters she does get.
No one will want to stick around for the same shit they get on her Insta for free. It's the same problem with her Patreon; she doesn't seem to put anything special there, just repeats of her Insta.
Boring and uninventive isn't worth paying for.
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"Kevin! Post our cat selfie to your account and say I like head pats and scratches!" This is just embarrassing. There's little chance he actually came up with this cringe where he's pretending she's a cat. This feels so forced.
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The shoop on her waist is just lazy as fuck.