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No. 260491
Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.
Thread pic is MatPat
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>>249189 No. 260549
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Ever since they broke up I couldn't stop thinking about them
No. 260746
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No. 260771
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just louis.. or? where is savile-anon
No. 260772
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macronfagging
No. 260780
Thirsting after the PBS Eons paleontologist in the newest short video (shorts can't be embedded)
https://youtube.com/shorts/98sbt8vWpD0?feature=shareThe titties in the tight shirt, the tan, he's cooking and talking about dinos, there's nothing not to love
No. 260798
>>260780>(shorts can't be embedded)Yes they can, just change the URL from "shorts/" to "watch?v="
>>260771>just louis.. or?Yes just Louis
No. 260801
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still think he’s painfully cute
No. 260824
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chris morocco. it seems like the guy has that many charms to be able to bag such a beautiful wife
No. 260827
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He kind of looks like a skeleton but ive had a crush on him since GoT
No. 260838
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He's pretty good-looking for a schizo
No. 260963
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90’s Die from Dir En Grey… there are objectively better looking vkei bandmen but
No. 260965
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>>260963Nice taste anon. Personally I think Die is pretty clasically handsome though, but I guess for a vkei look he might be a bit too masculine in the face.
No. 260967
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The twink from bandersnatch is cute in a weird way
No. 261008
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the gang's all here
No. 261014
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>>261008i’ll never forget skins for soyboy-fying rich. He looked so good at the start of the season
No. 261015
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Young Rowan Atkinson could get it tbh, particularly in Blackadder
No. 261056
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No. 261063
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I am cringe but I am free
No. 261103
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>>261015Thank God I'm not alone. Him in the Elizabethan ruffle gets me going like nothing else. Holy shit.
No. 261142
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I was doing research on macho man costumes and his main costume designer said he was self confious about his height. I was surprised how such a guy could be self conscious about this. Found some pics of him in his early 20's and what a soft cute face he had.
No. 261144
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>>261142he had a good body too, especially with the leaner arms. Poor guy just wanted to escape his natural twink state. If I ever have a son I will have to show him macho man before after for a coke and steroid psa.
No. 261148
>>261056oh my god this pedo looks revolting here
>>260777kek
No. 261149
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John Cleese
No. 261265
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No. 261272
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He admittedly did look pretty conventional on p*kimane's podcast, but that's because she uses tons of beauty filters
He constantly fluctuates between being a 4 and being a 10 which lands him at average
But my feeling for him are always on an upwards trend…
No. 261273
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>>261272>4 or a 10It's a ten. He's a ten.
No. 261281
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>>261273>He's a ten.I love him but no rmao
>>261278>caveman vibeThat's a fair way to describe his allure but in my eyes he leans more into gained-consciousness-at-age-of-20 territory
He literally behaves like a child
No. 261293
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>>260839Fuck the Tuck posters because you have slowly converted me
No. 261323
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I’ve always been embarrassed by this one but I’m ready to admit it
No. 261328
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No. 261342
>>261323I get it
nonny. He looks like if Fievel was a human
No. 261357
>>261342The mouse!?
. . . I totally see it if that's the case.
No. 261416
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Allah forgive me but…. I think the redditor is cute
No. 261452
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>>261416Me too, he isn't pretty but there is something familliar about him so I like him, also he looks just like this guy I saw on Will Laren's tumblr (some tumblr artist that anons posted about a while ago), I wanted to sperg about how cute he is but I was ashamed that anons would tell me I have shit taste
No. 261456
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>>261453The dog is huge but possibly the man is also tiny. Here's another picture of the dog becauae it's cute
No. 261473
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Forgive my shitty collage but I can’t be the only one here who finds these young billionaires hot. I know there are Zuccfuckers here. also I feel like young Bill gates vaguely resembles Paul Dano
No. 261475
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>>261473Nah I'd kill young Elon. Actually I'd kill all of them except Bill. He deserves to live for his unique ability to jump over a chair from a standing position.
No. 261478
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>>261473The only ones I consider hot are Jobs and Gates, but I hate them all. The one I hate the least has got to be Gates, but only because he is my type appearance-wise, especially when he's wearing glasses.
>>261475Seriously what was up with this sexy photoset?
>He deserves to live for his unique ability to jump over a chair from a standing position.kek
No. 261492
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>>261485unfortunately he didn’t shower, but that won’t stop me since it didn’t stop the richard ramirez fuckers on here, at least jobs wouldn’t knife me during sex (hopefully)
No. 261505
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He’s my current autistic obsession. I just wanna go on forest walks with him and listen to him ramble. He’s kind of old now and probably doesn’t have a lot of energy so I just imagine him going down on me all the time…..mmmmm.
No. 261513
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>>261510I saw that he’s pretty active on fb and thought about leaving a comment but I feel like such a spazz, I’ll just ride out this infatuation, it usually doesn’t last long.
No. 261518
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froggy boy cute
No. 261528
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i (still) hate the french
No. 261532
>>261475that's a femboy
>>261416not a redditor…
No. 261548
>>261530he wrote in one of his books that he wasn't gay or something, iirc. he seems like he might be, because, you know, he actually gives a shit about the environment and women, but i don't think so.
>>261532he's cute for a redditor. he looks like a nice person who likes animals and maybe has some compassion. of course idk if this is true but he has a "nice" face.
No. 261551
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posting in solidarity w poster above
>tfw no soft spoken environmentalist bf
though i do disagree with him on a few things, same with lierre keith
No. 261559
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>>261551Hell yeah. I just discovered him so I haven’t read any of his books yet, I’ve watched a few vids tho. Love that he doesn’t back down at all from TRAs. Lierre is really hot too lol, exactly the kind of woman I’m attracted to.
>>261552>>261556lol I was gonna say “well ferrets are really cute anyways!”
No. 261587
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>>261548>>261510>>261559thing is he was physically and sexually abused throughout his life by his own father and cause of that he grew to hate male sexual desire
>Derrick Jensen: My father was extremely violent. My brother has epilepsy from too many frequent blows to the head. He broke my sister’s arm. He beat everyone in the family except me for some reason probably because I was too young. He did something different than a lot of abuse patterns. Some abusers will abuse starting very early. My father’s physical abuse started when somebody in the family reached puberty. He left when I was about 11 years old so I didn’t have that. He sexually abused – raped – my mother, my sister and me.>Part of my father’s modus operandi—and I recognized this while very young—was that any time any one of us children (or our mother) revealed that something was important to us, one of three things would happen: he might use that thing as a form of payment for cooperation in his sexual abuse (I was interested in the Civil War as a child, and we took long trips to see battlefields, but at what cost?); he might use the promise of this thing to build up hopes so he could watch our faces as he dashed them; or he might simply destroy the thing itself in front of our eyes. I learned to not express my dreams.so he's celibate by choice
No. 261599
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Guy in the Blue.
Even though he was hotter while buff and pre cum drinking, I kinda like how he looks now. I mean he looks slightly worse now but I've never been into super buff scrotes
No. 261601
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>>261599Oh and apperently he eats shit
No. 261604
>>261599pre…what drinking? This is the gayest post ITT
also i find gay muscle-y men attractive sometimes but only in jpg..the masculine illusion shatters though when you see them in motion and when they start opening their mouths kek. it can be very jarring!
No. 261607
>>261604>>261603Idk I just like my man with a lil less muscles.
>>261602His name is Connor Murphy he's a youtuber who used to do pranks and was really buff. He started losing his hair, his mind and started to drink coming from other people. I'm not too up on the lore. I saw a video of him on YouTube and reminded me that I used to read his kiwifarms thread. It's been a while though.
No. 261608
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>>261599Went back to the kiwifarms thread. Apperently he has a girlfriend and the guy next to him Is the dudes cum he drank. I guess he does it for health reasons he claimed at the time he's NOT gay. He also took ayahuasca whatever that is.
No. 261609
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>>261604I'm the exact opposite, I usually prefer them IRL because in pictures they are always posing weird to look bigger and doing some stupid shit like not drinking water to look more shredded. They look better in a more natural context. Picrel is the same guy and he's still pretty buff, but he already looks a bit softer than
>>261601>>261608Ayahuasca is a type of indigenous south American drink that was used for religious rituals. It causes hallucinations. Hippies took it for enlightenment, but if you have schizo tendencies as Connor has, it makes everything worse (like any hallucinogens)
No. 261688
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>>261650Again how does she knows that the "average /fit/izen, they're all weirdly gay, while supposedly straight".
Does she lurk there?
Is it any fun?
No. 261836
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those shitty tattoos…
No. 261841
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He might not be unconventional enough, but Robert Irwin so damn cute.
No. 261845
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>>261836>>261843I'm sorry but he reminds me of those punching puppets.
No. 261853
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balding dead schizo husbando r.d laing
No. 261958
>>261899>>261897His stage costumes are so hot ngl
that's my favorite Black Light Burns song btw
No. 262257
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Help. I’m in love with young Al Pacino and I don’t know what to do.
No. 262291
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Despite the gif I have only ever watched his geography videos, he's adorable
No. 262313
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I want this greasy gross vampire man
No. 262323
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Unconventional because he's old but damn he can drum and I've seen Battles live and he was so focused. It was cool
No. 262494
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Okay this is pretty depraved
No. 262570
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i think james woods is so sexy in videodrome especially when he’s fingering his tummy pussy
No. 262659
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No. 262690
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>>262686He's hot but I prefer him younger
>>262688by not being an anglo
No. 262724
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AG Cook is also my Unconventional Crush not because he’s that horrible looking or (to my knowledge) a bad dude, I would just want to casually date him to like lightly make fun of him. Knock him down a peg. I think I feel these things for him because he gives off an Adam Friedland air but less outwardly pathetic.
No. 262928
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cute and repulsive at the same time
No. 262976
>>262951ntayrt but i just looked up Adam Friedland and he is ugly as hell
>>262928same i hate it
No. 263177
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I’ve developed a crush on this goofy, thick eyebrow having, manlet, drill rapper. He’s so charismatic and witty, I can’t help myself.
No. 263318
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I think they are both hot help
No. 263382
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>>261272>>261273Based xqc enjoyers
No. 263401
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Probably going to hell for this one
No. 263476
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>>261142He kind of looks like Matthew McConaughey's character in dazed and confused
No. 263545
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>>263501Walt Jr from Breaking Bad. I've always thought he looks a lot like the guy who plays Nightwing in Titans. Which is almost a cartoon character kek
No. 263598
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>>263382Would you say this man is your husbando? Your irlhusbando, even? If so, heh- there's a thread for that.
No. 263700
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>>261293AYRT, YESSSSS HAHA
>>261297Hell yeah there is.
No. 263705
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>>263700I love him and his memes
No. 264006
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Shit quality but damn Ryan took those hits like a champ. He's looking good after training and quitting that vape……………..
No. 264010
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i just can't get over him
No. 264015
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>>264014matthew was so cute
he just gets mogged by dave every episode
No. 264022
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All I’m asking for is a nerdy awkward billionaire, preferably one that is a recluse like picrel. If you squint hard enough he’s cute.
No. 264126
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Yes, all of them
No. 264252
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my gigantic autistic burger king foot lettuce man
No. 264270
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Harry Melling hear me out… It's like looking into the eyes of a crosseyed cat. You don't know at what point will it bite you but you know it will. So weird looking that it's cute and you want to keep him.
>>261841adorable but in a younger cousin type of way
No. 264593
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I was completely obsessed with him in the 2000s
No. 264595
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i know wes anderson is married but there's not a day that passes with me not longing to grab his bony hand and walk/skip all around my neighbourhood…
No. 264596
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>>264595and also paul dano. my obsession with weird white boys is justified, don't worry, i do have a good relationship with my father
No. 264635
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bonus: rory culkin as euronymous in lords of chaos
No. 264752
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>>264022Thank god he had whatever work he had done because he was even more busted before good grief
No. 264835
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I was looking at some early undertaker matchs and there was something about the natural redhair and outfit that I find rather attractive. The deeper red hues of his hair with the nice curls, the cute eyelid shape and nose. He had nice thighs and ass for a tall guy too. Sadly most gingers really age like shit.
sorry for the shit collage
No. 264836
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>>264835a cute pics with a female wrestler
No. 264837
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>>264835a very 90's pic with his grandma
No. 264977
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i don’t think this is v unconventional but i like this thread so imma post him here, since mcr is active again my inner gerard way fag has been ascendant
No. 264980
>>264126 would fuck
>>264270 would not fuck
>>264593 would not fuck
>>264595 would not fuck
>>264596 would fuck
>>264635 would fuck
>>264752 … would only fuck for $1b
No. 264987
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>>264635he’s so cute in that movie, they gave euronymous extremely flattering casting kek
No. 265022
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>>264987>>264635>>265007This is crazy, I was JUST thinking about him because he’s in under the banner of heaven as a psychotic, misogynistic Mormon, and it made me want to watch LOC again, even though he’s way too hot to play Euronymous. He’s gorgeous, he has such a dreamy, sensitive face
No. 265035
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Aneurin Barnard as Hamish Goames in Barkskins. This hair suits him the best.
I'm generally a big fan of long dark wavy hair on men. I wish men with long hair would also actually wash and care for it and dress nice…
No. 265066
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There's something about the well-educated east coast WASPish types with their clipped enunciation and hard stares
No. 265186
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The tastes of 13 year old me.
why
No. 265220
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Still embarrassed, but still down stupidly bad for dancey guitar goblin and his ketchup fetish.
No. 265222
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>>263401I'll give him credit, he's the best looking guy with cerebral palsy I have seen, he's really cute, I'm sure the retard fuckers we have here would love him
don't get me wrong, I'd still fuck him No. 265337
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Since others posted Louis Theroux I'll post Rory Stewart
No. 265343
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>>265337and while i'm on the track of British politics, here's Tobias Ellwood. That photo of him stood up covered in blood after the terror attack is weirdly hot.
No. 265346
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Especially when he's fat
No. 265379
File: 1653098035649.jpg (44.33 KB, 361x434, d28cs94-6f4118b5-5b01-4891-90f…)
>>262928something about the styling and his face is so distinct and cute and also threatening to me, like not quite edgy but kind of reminds me of the bad kids my cousins hung out with that i had crushes on. super y2k fashion that was basic but because it was worn by people with attitude and personality and draw compared to now when everyones a bland overstyled eboy and and spends time doing things in front of their phone to post later as opposed to like smoking weed and pushing their friends into walls in shopping carts. however it was a disgusting horrible era and this band was piggish and worse than most. sage for sperg i wish there was a thread for aesthetic era discussions
No. 265407
File: 1653124988456.png (781.05 KB, 850x447, rory stewart lol.png)
>>265199nona I can't even argue with this
>>265337For me Rory Stewart will always be associated with when he tweeted picrel taking selfies with 'the man on the street'. It's the thinking man's Miliband's bacon sandwich. (OT but he'd make a great PM, sad that he will never have enough public support)
No. 265409
File: 1653126261551.jpeg (127.88 KB, 1280x720, 0BD7E88B-A0D9-42F6-B9CE-8C23BD…)
>>265346Every time I see a thumbnail of him eating I’m just reminded of how bad I want his face between my legs
No. 265426
File: 1653140778759.jpg (21.53 KB, 344x500, bill.jpg)
>>261473elon looks like he would call me a slur. but i'd let bill hit it anytime, especially with how he looked in his mugshot-
No. 265471
File: 1653163945540.png (237.39 KB, 514x407, FBAhFXWUYA0_JGB.png)
Every time he's mentioned in a thread, my loins ignite. I hate that I like him so much
No. 265493
File: 1653169737863.jpg (56.88 KB, 424x640, young-bill-gates-3.jpg)
>>265426I think being a danofag created a downhill spiral for me. Or Bill Gates put something in Office 365 that brainwashed us all into thinking nerds are hot. He looks best in that mugshot though.
No. 265496
File: 1653172677075.jpeg (100.06 KB, 577x775, karl-brandt-7e602820-e6a0-4fdf…)
got a "shameful for their reputation" here
No. 265498
File: 1653174767561.png (375.96 KB, 520x439, sdfs.png)
I need to be spayed like a cat.
No. 265504
File: 1653179976041.png (608.42 KB, 933x606, 5A400EE7-AE4E-48CF-B5B3-414FA0…)
i want to degrade him
No. 265508
>>265506oh no, why does he look really good in this…
nonnie this is confusing me
No. 265516
File: 1653189276714.png (742.61 KB, 1240x700, Person-of-Interest-Michael-Eme…)
>>265498What a cutie. Somehow re-evoked feelings for Harold.
No. 265522
File: 1653195079660.jpg (31.57 KB, 696x442, martin-shkreli-wu-tang-clan-al…)
i used to have a crush on him omg, i still think he's so smart and unique but lowkey forgot about him after he went to prison. he has some women though who have been obsessed with him for years and it's super cringe when they start fighting each other. but yeah i'll always think he's cute
No. 265526
>>265516I had such a huge crush on benjamin linus as a kid, which is really fucking weird but yeah
>>265496fuck you for making me hot for a nazi
No. 265539
File: 1653203559764.jpg (178.25 KB, 800x1034, Steve_Jobs_in_1972_Pegasus_(re…)
>>265524Steve Jobs is just attractive, period. Maybe I'm biased. 80% of my crushes are half Lebanese or Jewish.
No. 265585
File: 1653229898785.gif (1.78 MB, 500x302, 5c195818c394f5d955df51fbf0f8f2…)
i am putting him here only for his 'shameful reputation' maybe also for being creepy/weird with all the allegations and stuff. but hearing him mentioned in the johnny depp/amber heard case as reignited the adoration i have for him when he was younger. he was soooooo hot and attractive playing james dean he looked just like him and he has the most perfect angular face and jaw. god nonnies this gif….
No. 265587
File: 1653231967700.jpeg (22.95 KB, 326x500, 41779665-F4DA-4E66-978C-2DFCAF…)
>>265498>>265522Him and Ben Shapiro just seem like such wimpy annoying dorks and it makes me feel a certain type of way.
No. 265594
File: 1653236230059.jpg (78.72 KB, 786x900, DkpReu9V4AA8EP3.jpg)
>>265587I am so attracted to Ben Shapiro and I don't know why. Like more than any other celebrity or whatever in the past. Something about him is so sexy, especially that cute smug little smile he makes. Maybe it's because he is so fixated on purity and sanctity of marriage. I want to tie him up and force him to do bad things.
No. 265618
File: 1653241668153.png (2.24 MB, 1710x856, ck.png)
I want him to pick me up and atg squat me
No. 265653
File: 1653259979672.jpeg (210.7 KB, 883x883, BDBBE3C4-854A-46D0-B8EE-30C837…)
Been watching the Kids In The Hall reboot. He was cute in the 80s but he’s strangely sexy as a grandpa.
No. 265754
File: 1653315366520.jpg (1.08 MB, 1800x2520, jimmy yang.jpg)
Some say his hair and glasses make him look like a dork. I think he's quite beautiful and I love his slight accent. I have watched Love Hard twice now because I have a crush on him, despite it being an absolutely stupid and creepy movie.
No. 265755
File: 1653315458056.jpg (108.09 KB, 1080x1080, Drama.jpg)
tbh, i would hatefuck keemstar
No. 265764
>>265754I think he’s cute too! I’m hesitant to post Asian men because of how unhinged the hot guy thread became, this one is a lot more chill.
>>265755Try therapy instead, he’s repulsive
No. 265791
>>265768kpoops bring up this event like it's their own personal holocaust, will you ever stop seething? Kpoops have been banished from 109 websites and they still think they're the
victims.
No. 265864
File: 1653342102323.jpeg (115.03 KB, 640x883, tumblr_82abc524f154d6c3de2e47a…)
if i had one wish it'd be to handcuff lennon to the bed n ride him, relentlessly choking and slapping him
No. 265878
File: 1653344102733.jpg (339.34 KB, 2000x1333, image.jpg)
i thought he was cute in freaks and geeks too
No. 265885
File: 1653346110404.gif (5.12 MB, 640x546, ponce-poncefleur.gif)
frenchanons, am i the only one who has a crush on Ponce?
No. 265892
File: 1653347259445.gif (8.53 MB, 494x498, zerator-zera.gif)
>>265885i don't but he's charming!
i have my own french streamer crush tho… his raspy voice..
No. 265939
File: 1653373547334.jpg (147.87 KB, 1047x1059, misohungrie.jpg)
Not sure if any other anons were randomly recommended this guys videos like I was, but I feel kinda of weird for for finding him cute. Not sure if it's his voice, his content, or maybe it being my weird type. Some of his expressions border on soiboi though.
>>265892Would
No. 265943
File: 1653374220674.jpeg (80.93 KB, 754x314, A85E6849-3A9E-44C7-9792-CA9422…)
I want him to hunt me
No. 265962
File: 1653381569722.gif (5.2 MB, 540x304, realandtrue.gif)
He's been posted to hell and back by now, but I find him especially hot in this movie. All bloody and whatnot.
No. 265969
File: 1653384706596.jpg (42.33 KB, 800x450, cover1.jpg)
>>265964nayrt but this is literally the unconventional male attractions thread nona
this one is especially bad though, i'll admit… No. 266033
File: 1653413537452.jpg (93.38 KB, 750x500, https___hypebeast.com_image_20…)
He followed me on twitter and replied to my message, cute. He's been shitty with his girlfriends though, not cute.
No. 266073
File: 1653424196470.gif (3.53 MB, 498x281, seider-reverse-hit.gif)
i have a dumb crush on mo seider, the hockey player. it may be related to the fact that the first video i watched about him was one where he took another player down with just a hit and he kinda- grabbed the opponents stick- wich is pretty cool and kinda atractive?? idk. i also find him cute in germany colors.
this crush is pretty weird bc i don't watch hockey, but he awakened something within me… a want for a tall hockey-golden retriever boy-man… i don't know…
No. 266079
File: 1653424922224.jpg (278.85 KB, 719x890, original.jpg)
the twink from maneskin… aughhh nonnas i am sorry
No. 266081
File: 1653425493136.jpg (45.31 KB, 696x696, fele-martinez-in-tesis.jpg)
sorry if this is very specific. i just watched thesis by amenabar and chema had be thinking thoughts… fele martinez was pretty in the 90s but now looks a bit run down. i think he's hot-
No. 266088
File: 1653426954357.jpeg (121.22 KB, 600x950, 57127795-6E47-4B4A-B48C-C219D9…)
since people were discussing lords of chaos rory culkin above. i actually think euronymous was a bit cute
No. 266089
File: 1653427827189.gif (1.29 MB, 640x410, napoleon-dynamite-kip.gif)
Need to sit on his face
No. 266103
>>266075I talked to him very briefly a few times, iirc the first thing I said was something like I was sorry about the vilification he was getting to which he said "thanks bae", he also said his anxiety/depression sucked and sent me javascript resources at one point. I know that's not like the pinnacle of great conversations but I'm extremely nervous about talking to him so I was surprised he said anything.
But his ex gf said that at one point after he convinced her to move in with him he did weird shit like only let her in the apartment at certain hours, so she'd have to walk around for ages (and she moved to New York from some other place so it was all in an unfamiliar city). And then in prison he had a relationship with a journalist, who became super obsessed with him (she's writing a book about him rn and she froze her eggs so they could have kids when he got out) - now that he's free the first thing he did was go on Bumble and just doesn't give a shit about her. Not sure if he sucks in that regard or is just too autistic to get how people's feelings work.
No. 266144
File: 1653456289795.jpeg (141.59 KB, 620x440, C2FC8D40-5873-41C4-A0DF-5E5481…)
Odenkirk anons unite (pls come back)
No. 266145
File: 1653456738733.png (493.68 KB, 564x778, 5A7C7C40-C278-44A1-B9CE-9E6A89…)
>>265864extremely based
just learned my other husbando was into being beaten via some tabloid book so i’m winning here
No. 266147
File: 1653458594878.jpg (146.92 KB, 1280x696, MV5BNTA5YTRiNTgtOWZjYS00ZDQ2LW…)
>>266081he looks awful now but the skinny with glasses and long hair is doing it for me
No. 266152
File: 1653460974863.jpeg (46.16 KB, 455x290, BCF65B37-407E-4AE5-9221-CD1B0A…)
he was such a bratty little twerp in the early 00s, too bad he looks like a bloated corpse 20 years later
No. 266155
>>266154Craig Nicholls, lead singer of the The Vines
he was diagnosed an aspie years later which explains his on stage tantrums and possibly why I found him so attractive
No. 266312
File: 1653553064346.jpg (79.12 KB, 1149x644, james-1.jpg)
I think his tism makes him very endearing. I wouldn't mind talking to him about medieval stuff and attending renaissance fairs and would love to play dnd games together.
I'm saddened he doesn't have any socials to lurk.
No. 266316
File: 1653555902007.jpg (17.62 KB, 259x390, 12700582.jpg)
Any wrestler with long hair tbh, especially early Edge and Christian.
>>264252John Morrison was one of my first wrestling crushes kek
No. 266325
File: 1653565440592.jpg (2.14 MB, 2560x3836, mac-demarco-sonny-mccartney2.j…)
>>264835Damn he almost looks like Mac DeMarco
(I am not attracted to him, he looks like he has Asperger's)
No. 266345
File: 1653576492594.jpg (95.96 KB, 1200x808, 1200px-Slavoj_Žižek_2015.jpg)
would.
i know he eats the pussy like a madman
No. 266367
File: 1653582904793.jpg (100.69 KB, 806x1158, alex-turner-2009.jpg)
i miss when he looked like a budding teen lesbian. wish he still had this haircut; 2009 was a golden year
No. 266442
File: 1653616622009.jpg (274.07 KB, 1500x1000, fletcher.jpg)
rip to andy fletcher
No. 266445
File: 1653620069140.png (344.83 KB, 580x611, Morgan Tremaine Cliff.PNG)
No. 266449
File: 1653624578886.jpg (21.12 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg)
sowwy
No. 266454
File: 1653630127449.jpeg (827.7 KB, 3590x2159, 53A31CD2-0B0C-4D4B-84B1-88129D…)
Sam Neill in possession
No. 266619
File: 1653723537947.jpg (98.59 KB, 807x660, ant.jpg)
I want him. I know I shouldn't but I just do.
No. 266742
File: 1653771042603.jpg (139.48 KB, 1075x917, 1650577832788.jpg)
No. 266817
File: 1653813842833.jpg (142.87 KB, 720x905, 820a0085fb23fc32bc0c60887de1cd…)
Don't tell me you wouldn't.
No. 266836
>>266817Only unconventional because he's crazy in real life?
I just like the types of characters he usually plays. Watching Mission Impossible 2 when I was 12 was one of those first, wow this guy is hot moments.
No. 266859
File: 1653833155228.jpg (19.17 KB, 1024x576, ocr.jpg)
ngl Fred Benson from stranger things season 4 was cute before they immediately killed him off ,though his actor doesn't look as good irl
No. 266870
>>266444same lol
There's a lot of pretty men in that sport. I went to a game earlier this year where we were sat behind the team's bench so I could see them up close and observe them. Like I was at the zoo or something.
No. 266881
File: 1653845438984.jpg (62.65 KB, 720x887, SlippinJimmy.JPG)
Woe.
No. 266907
>>266881This photo of him was posted a number of times in these threads, but still appreciate
I am drooling when watching Mr Show
No. 266913
File: 1653858461851.png (343.84 KB, 658x370, 91ba907b.png)
>>266586i adore his passion and i am so curious about his personal life tho i understand why he's very private (dg fans are obnoxious)
also the fact that he seems like such a quiet sweetheart beyond dg lyrics and loves cats makes me even more attracted to him
No. 266989
File: 1653880078704.jpg (41.15 KB, 640x425, lt4ur5lvu6y11.jpg)
I saw Gojira live recently and it's reawakened my crush on Joe. He's so handsome and seems like such a kind, genuine guy.
Not shameful at all or even unconventional imo but the other thread is way too brutal lol
No. 266990
File: 1653880144561.jpg (57.78 KB, 680x453, 969471c7e242954d8449dfee450edb…)
>>266989Especially when he had the extra long hair. I've always had a weak spot for long hair metal dudes
No. 267012
File: 1653890491163.jpg (56.97 KB, 640x640, d7b84db59ecc84d33e26277f1e1714…)
I have a thing for spaced out eyes
No. 267013
File: 1653890631639.png (1.33 MB, 964x1300, MikeStoklasa.png)
No. 267063
File: 1653922005848.jpg (805.02 KB, 1500x997, felipe-gonzalez.jpg)
this may be too specific, but i love spanish scoialist ex-president felipe gonzalez.
he looks like a frog in some pics, but i do not care.
He also deeply cared about his family, wich is also nice
Beware, btw, i'm gonna post more spanish politicians that i like in an aesthetic sense
No. 267064
File: 1653922178490.jpg (51.28 KB, 800x658, nuñez-feijoó.jpg)
>>267063nuñez feijó. this man was literally peak man when he was younger.
No. 267065
File: 1653922805907.jpg (27.76 KB, 800x471, gabriel-rufián.jpg)
>>267064Gabriel Rufián. I love his smile and i am shocked he's 40
No. 267066
File: 1653922876924.jpg (19.93 KB, 279x329, Miguel_Vila.jpg)
>>267065Miguel Vila. I like his hair and the fact that he cares about women
No. 267078
File: 1653927536321.jpeg (202.63 KB, 1368x2048, FTO36jlWQAMKkRu.jpeg)
any other mcr anons think present day gerard is just as sexy as young gerard or am I insane
No. 267096
File: 1653934994695.gif (1.38 MB, 498x278, niko-cry.gif)
>>266742yeah he's handsome enough for the conventional attractions thread. just commenting though to say that body hair is so fucking sexy
>>266767lmao
>>267012nona….
No. 267110
File: 1653939653675.jpeg (239.19 KB, 1000x666, E794539C-B5E3-4CB9-ACA5-977081…)
>>267078knowing about his anachan struggles and rampant coke/alcohol addiction during danger days ruined the appeal for me but he was so yummy… hesitant alien was another good era for gerard. he’s kind of a jack black-esque hobbit now but i don’t think he’s lost his charm
No. 267113
>>267112This is really disgusting, I was kinda shit posting, like I don't find Nick's face ugly or anything. But then you have to post actual shit. Like seriously, really fucked up of you. I never wanted to see that shit again, yet here you go posting it.
Delete this now.
Nonnie.
No. 267117
>>267115NTA, but I'm sorry. I really didn't think posting a cute faced gross male would cause a
nonnie to take it
THIS far.
It's uncalled for honestly. Like why? Why do this to us? All because I think he's kinda cute? You don't have to post that. I don't feel so good after seeing that again. I blocked it out the first time.
I'm sorry your day is ruined
Nonnie, mines is as well. I didn't think I'd come back to that kinda thing today.
No. 267125
>>267112Ok that
triggered my gag reflex
No. 267136
File: 1653944816824.jpeg (59.57 KB, 960x540, Chess-player-Daniil-Dubov-lost…)
>>266926>>267067He has good angles (picrel), but overall he's weird looking. And yes, a huge nose.
No. 267155
File: 1653954740622.jpg (112.5 KB, 1200x1200, lesnar.jpg)
Is he unconventional or conventional? I think he's ugly but ugly hot. Like a swollen spoiled slim jim.
No. 267184
File: 1653963432119.jpeg (641.5 KB, 1041x1600, 525EE29B-8AB6-4F91-B34C-26881E…)
David Gilmour was really cute in the seventies but for whatever reason I really like when he looked like a busted gas station attendant
No. 267482
>>267124lmao no
you wouldn't know who this guy is unless you're deep into indie games
No. 267492
File: 1654092542685.png (984.63 KB, 618x908, Screen Shot 2022-06-02 at 12.0…)
now it goes without saying that i would fuck tim heidecker even in his current old age, picrel is a pretty favourable pic but its more about the experience now, however-
No. 267494
File: 1654092646214.png (615.42 KB, 800x566, Screen Shot 2022-06-02 at 12.1…)
>>267492-i would literally unflinchingly kill someone to be able to fuck young tim heidecker. absolute bestial sexual magnetism
No. 267556
File: 1654114725372.jpg (51.27 KB, 707x812, IMG_20220527_012052_869.jpg)
awooga
No. 267594
File: 1654125209217.gif (982.26 KB, 500x309, 10011f7fd543922f8fbe878ce883f9…)
>>267557He is here, I think he is hot as fuck, tall, pretty face and big dick, what more can one ask for
No. 267639
File: 1654139033478.jpg (76.55 KB, 748x755, IMG_4307.JPG)
god forgive me for crushing on some youtube letsplayer
No. 267649
File: 1654143863104.jpeg (77.57 KB, 539x662, 3A8BD2D0-5B82-480B-9957-61D6D4…)
>>267639Same feeling but with Ryan after the Creator Clash! Seeing them both get beat did something to me and I got into watching all their vlogs
No. 267798
File: 1654224980206.jpg (215.71 KB, 1080x1440, images.jpeg-2.jpg)
where my baldnonas at
No. 267925
File: 1654291129772.png (727.53 KB, 1093x783, 6e8a3c0448a8bdc9f0e8c4235a5074…)
>>267921Nta, Matt Watson from Supermega both him and Ryan are absolute cuties!
No. 267926
>>267925thank you, nonna!
god i love this breed of men
No. 267937
>>267795nooooooOOOOOOO
nonny don't get with a man who'd fantasize about
No. 267938
>>267937shit sorry.
fantasize about going to the same class as your kid
No. 267946
File: 1654295352082.jpg (40.12 KB, 564x1022, download (12).jpg)
I wanted to post him the conventional thread, but I know that at least one anon would get mad at me for posting him
No. 267947
File: 1654295439562.jpg (38.54 KB, 498x840, James Phelps.jpg)
>>267946also his brother is cute
No. 268050
File: 1654351399147.jpg (237.36 KB, 1070x1070, tumblr_879f21113ec3073dba47e73…)
Some nonnies posted their hockey crushes upthread but both Mo and nolan patrick are conventionally attractive. Post your actual shameful crushes, I'll start with Patty Laine. I even liked his goat beard kek
No. 268053
File: 1654354243490.png (575.6 KB, 453x680, jeanmichel.png)
>>266989I like the bassist, he's always jumping around and having fun with a smile on his face, I find him very charismatic. I will be seeing them next month too, I can't wait
No. 268054
File: 1654354699441.jpg (1.11 MB, 1536x2068, o-NIKOLA-TESLA-facebook.jpg)
>Tesla was a lifelong bachelor, who had once explained that his chastity was very helpful to his scientific abilities. He once said in earlier years that he felt he could never be worthy enough for a woman, considering women superior in every way.
he's perfect…
No. 268066
File: 1654357624201.png (556.41 KB, 763x744, joel vargskelethor.png)
i love him.
No. 268088
File: 1654365927389.jpeg (117.44 KB, 750x302, F12F391D-CCFD-4B2C-9252-9F9658…)
>>268076why not? i was charmed before i even knew what he looked like because of his humor style and speech and like many others i like his laugh… i think he is so cute sorry nonas… plus i am biased since i like swedes in general anyway kek
>>268084i agree also the caption of that image was this, so sort of similar to what you said
No. 268097
File: 1654368388293.jpg (62.77 KB, 1024x512, Porter-Robinson.jpg)
i may have gone insane, but isn't porter robinson kinda cute? now he looks like the third lost member of 100 gecs or laura les in another dimension where he didn't transition
No. 268102
File: 1654370240254.jpg (46.93 KB, 434x600, moritz-seider-2020-34.jpg)
>>268050ok
nonnie, i get your crush as odd as it is
but, is mo seider… really conventionally atractive, tho?
No. 268103
File: 1654370828997.gif (7.17 MB, 540x304, ezgif-5-fddde87267.gif)
>>268102he's got a super sweet face + great hair, and all the tumblrinas love him kek he's totally conventional imo
No. 268111
File: 1654375144743.jpeg (298.5 KB, 1080x1350, 16650A9F-EB69-408B-8CA8-6801FB…)
i used to read gothic victorian romantic novels alot as as a teen and they look exactly how i would picture the male romantic interest to look like in my head
No. 268127
>>268117like
>>268123 it's not 2015 anymore but the hockey boys i see tumblrinas thirst after are either the frat chad types or the twinky cute guys
No. 268135
File: 1654384393021.jpg (26.59 KB, 468x273, Ilya-Bryzgalov.jpg)
Why you heff to be mad? Iz only game
No. 268145
File: 1654391426536.jpg (95.57 KB, 640x846, lupin.jpg)
>hasn't commented on jkr terf drama
good boy
No. 268166
File: 1654404390163.jpeg (196.09 KB, 451x401, 0D3D7BCF-1BC2-467B-9A4A-CBAD42…)
i’m losing it nonnies
No. 268172
File: 1654405889598.jpeg (294.18 KB, 950x1187, 0B32E783-76BA-410B-9E82-943979…)
I want this trashy goofy motherfucker from viagra boys to pour beer on my ass and slurp it up then I can take a nap upon his tattooed beer belly
No. 268173
File: 1654406056504.jpeg (191.94 KB, 1600x1067, 7D1441C7-5F4F-46A7-BABE-DBBDF9…)
There’s no way he smells good or even acceptable but damn
No. 268179
>>268112exactly
>>268125they’re twins!
>>268174@samuelhine and his brother nicholas.
the brother is with the glasses. he’s also the better looking one but can’t find more pictures of him because he is private
No. 268212
>>268179i don't think the one with glasses is the better looking one of the two.
i like the one in the left, he looks less maulnourished
No. 268214
File: 1654422059897.jpeg (47.45 KB, 960x540, 0BF951CD-706D-41B9-B239-831E96…)
guess this is the place to post him kek
No. 268313
>>268135Ahh I just watched the interview that line is from and he’s so cute
>>268172That body is wack
No. 268419
File: 1654480384410.gif (4.45 MB, 540x250, tumblr_0320a9ab257a52995ab9a36…)
jk simmons is always hot but he's especially hot as fletcher
No. 268435
File: 1654493128581.jpg (71.79 KB, 628x709, original.jpg)
I guess I'll never grow out of my tattooed frontman phase.
No. 268443
File: 1654497086755.jpeg (90.05 KB, 1280x720, 6A7F1669-51B9-4F7B-BCCA-3FDB76…)
anybody watch soft white underbelly on youtube? mark laita is my newest internet crush, he gives me major daddy energy.
No. 268491
>>268443I like his veiny arms. He is hot but he exploits people and is awful, especially to CSA
victims.
No. 268537
>>268370he's so hot here
I don't understand a word, but that voice is hnnng
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BBDHklZ9u70 No. 268546
>>268443Hate him with a passion. He comes off as insufferable and condescending, especially towards that inbred family and csa
victims as the other anon said.
No. 268547
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No. 268566
File: 1654542351958.jpg (5.79 KB, 196x257, macron wife.jpg)
>>268547sorry sis, he's taken
No. 268586
File: 1654546923199.jpg (31.5 KB, 432x612, fuckme.jpg)
Kurt Nilsen haunts my wet dreams here and there. I fell in love with him on World Idol when i was 8 and he never let me go. He had blond eyelashes and my 8yeraold self thought they were neat kek
No. 268592
>>268586for me it was gaute from the first edition of idol 2003. i dont even want to look him up and save a picture of him to post on here because i am so ashamed, and i have never even thought of him in a sexual manner, i just feel so much shame…
i like blonde eyelashes too
and body hair but on women. like arms, stomach etc. No. 268598
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they are literally so hot to me but ONLY with trashy nasty mullet shag wigs. is there something wrong with me mentally or is this like a universal thing for some men
No. 268625
File: 1654560689806.jpg (97.16 KB, 1200x800, 643511694.0.jpg)
would smash
No. 268642
>>268598that guy on the bottom i thought was sort of cute but only when he smiled, because he somehow looked 10 years older when he didnt. never seen anything like it.
and yeah i want to see a real mullet revival or better yet long hair on men resurgence, weed out the hairlets.
(doubleposting sorry. i forgot to reply to the post initially)
No. 268668
File: 1654573495664.jpg (274.71 KB, 1200x1757, Murray_-S4.jpg)
I love Murray so much I can even find the actor's Fleabag character attractive
No. 268671
File: 1654577253681.jpg (21.8 KB, 300x300, MU8SspQ.jpg)
Yeah he was a Nazi sympathizer and member of BUF (British Union of Fascists) but it was more because he was obsessed with Germany/German culture for some reason and by extension became a major Wehraboo, but he wasn't antisemitic (apparently). Sadly he only has a few good pictures from when he was young/young-ish such as picrel, the others are kind of a turn off
No. 268717
File: 1654600751644.jpeg (5.95 KB, 225x225, descarga.jpeg)
If he wasn't such a jerk and a weirdo he could actually pull, his desperation and delusion are so hilarious tho
No. 268810
File: 1654629487879.jpg (76.97 KB, 768x1152, MG_9879-768x1152.jpg)
Preston from genleman's gazette - he seems to be very sweet and cute, his style is charming and he is passionate for the things he likes - also I find his jawline and eyes shape attractive
Such an old school nice and neat nerdy type guy
Othee then being nerdy looking and stuff, what makes him unconventional, is that he has cerebral palsy
No. 268811
File: 1654629612912.jpg (392.42 KB, 1440x720, Screenshot_20220608_000418_com…)
>>268810Usually he is clean shaven, but I think this occasional scruffy look is hot
No. 268856
File: 1654643796486.jpeg (802.39 KB, 828x882, 8A36E8E9-D0DB-4732-910B-071E9F…)
Every since Chronicle
No. 268879
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From interviews I've seen he seems like a really chill guy. I personally think he's handsome but I have been side eyed for saying that before lmao
No. 268893
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>>268891The corpse look is apart of the appeal, I do agree it’s better hidden in movies and photo shoots. I like them though
No. 268923
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>>268054>>268056Holy based. Actually I was just watching a video on him earlier and when his picture popped up I had an epiphany that I found him attractive kek. I had no idea about his views on women though.
No. 268998
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>>268968You know, pigeons are incredibly kind and loving birds and they can imprint on humans as mates. That dove/pigeon probably felt mutually towards him as a husband, weirdly enough. Tesla was always quite awkward around people, especially women, so having a bird unconditionally love him as a reward for his selfless act of fixing its wing probably kept him from completely killing himself later in life. I just hope he didn't make out with the pigeon on its beak or something.
Anyway I was going to save art I once saw of Tesla and his pigeon and post it but I found something much better picrel
No. 269085
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>>268598if guys can rock them, mullets looks super good. Especially on guys with thicker hair and nicely rounded curls.
No. 269092
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I think Ezra Miller is super hot. Idc he's a tranny
No. 269161
File: 1654764033537.jpg (348.76 KB, 1800x1801, 19nba-klay-1-mediumSquareAt3X.…)
I nneed him badlyy
No. 269377
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I love him
No. 269405
File: 1654832803786.jpg (53.06 KB, 1200x675, Di4qxUJXgAA1eOv.jpg)
young alex jones was a fucking full course meal
No. 269417
File: 1654837715383.jpeg (111.18 KB, 949x628, 01A7BD7D-2881-4488-ACDB-EAEC95…)
I hate to admit that I had a crush on leafy
No. 269419
>>269417me too
nonnie, his laugh is cute too
No. 269477
File: 1654861991096.jpeg (195.43 KB, 517x386, 34890104-BA97-4C09-9DC4-4E2065…)
nonnas..
No. 269624
File: 1654900799250.jpg (35.8 KB, 468x524, article-2020732-0D1FC5CD000005…)
>>269405I thought that was anders breivik
No. 269997
File: 1655065168812.jpg (134.01 KB, 1920x1080, New-Era-Caps-in-Unorthodox-Epi…)
i'm moist for moishe
No. 270006
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just finished the new stranger things and i think finn wolfhard is so cute. i'm the same age as him before anyone calls me a creep
No. 270007
File: 1655066696853.jpg (35.41 KB, 399x399, nJf7vDHI_400x400.jpg)
mika
No. 270013
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i feel ashamed that this is my favorite look of his
No. 270024
File: 1655074393384.jpg (38.83 KB, 360x450, Daddy Floop.jpg)
It's Big Daddy Floop for me. He's got style, he's got great hair, he's my height and that's really what I prefer with men. Look at this picrel, the look in his eyes?? He's literally giving bedroom eyes and I'm just like, yes Floop, yes. Take me into your lab and do what you will with me.
No. 270026
File: 1655074927741.jpg (72.12 KB, 1200x773, 5cf4297a6a8830cf4f799cd28ad90e…)
this guy from the hunger games
No. 270030
File: 1655076268949.jpg (75.97 KB, 640x480, 1535767533270.jpg)
He's such a sexy unhinged sperglord I'd do anything for him. If he was still alive I'd shoot my shot. We'd travel together in his filthy hobo car and be our true autismo selves completely free from Society. When he's doing fine I'll be his submissive daughter and when he's having a tism meltdown I'll be his caring mother.
No. 270048
File: 1655080711006.png (240.41 KB, 470x364, Floop Loops.png)
>>270044I'm down if he's down
No. 270076
File: 1655097533845.jpeg (234.6 KB, 1422x750, AAAAQVnZdN4lpXPdTLORw6QHcxMmOe…)
>>268598Dacre is a really good actor because he nailed playing Billy but is kind of a little bitch irl kek the hair/makeup department went above and beyond with making him insanely hot. Don't care for his character Eddie but Joe Quinn is pretty cute even though he's terribly awkward. He has thick thighs too which is hot.
No. 270077
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bob odenkirk
No. 270078
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>>269997Nonny you're trippin, Yanky was way cuter
>>270018KEK this is one of the truest statements I've read on this site
No. 270100
>>270013he looks like he laughs in french here hon hon hon
>>270007he is still so fine… he’s the only gaymoid who has successfully evaded twinkdeath
No. 270103
File: 1655110320369.png (841.46 KB, 750x912, 5k2v3ut1z9v21.png)
shaggy 2 dope from insane clown posse is so hot to me in a trashy trailer park way. id definitely let him fuck me at the gathering and i am very ashamed of it.
No. 270112
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No. 270149
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>>270103whoop whoop jugalette sister I agree
you just reminded me i used to have a crush on jamie madrox
No. 270178
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>>270149OT: Why tf am I so attracted to the chin strap/goatee kind of beard? I'd fuck Abe Lincoln at this point
No. 270185
File: 1655156042188.jpg (100.46 KB, 673x800, mw145883.jpg)
No. 270193
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No. 270194
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No. 270195
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No. 270197
File: 1655161315307.jpg (65.84 KB, 700x1000, 660220954-f66c596d6b89097bb092…)
He's got a cute little smile and nice cheekbones. It's always a pleasant surprise to see him randomly in big budget movies, like the other day on 007. I love his teeth. The hunk from Outlander did nothing to me.
No. 270242
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AJ Dillon, RB of the Green Bay packers. His quads only, rest can go. I want them to crush me, and I hate muscular men.
No. 270314
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anons this is young darkviper but he looks like a gnome now.. men age like milk kek
No. 270316
>>270114why though? because of the hoards of 14 year old
buys that never grew up and still worship him? because he aged kind of badly?
No. 270337
File: 1655243812942.jpg (47.61 KB, 533x800, download (17).jpg)
>>270335oh yeah I forgot about that
No. 270354
File: 1655250121440.jpg (43.88 KB, 468x703, Ewald-Heinz-Esau-sexy-nazi-sol…)
I think he is very conventional but I figured he might still fit better in this thread
No. 270365
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young Jonathan Banks (Mike from Breaking Bad) my fucking god his tired eyes and his voice do you see the vision
No. 270370
File: 1655266165611.jpg (90.05 KB, 1024x768, impractical.jpg)
nonnies, hear me out…
No. 270372
File: 1655266431982.jpeg (1.71 MB, 4176x2784, AE07FB60-9888-498D-BD3F-C243A1…)
I’d take one for the team. He’s annoying like a little boy but if both his eyes worked right, I don’t think he’d be that bad looking.
No. 270431
>>270370marry Q
fuck joe, sal can watch
kill murr
No. 270435
File: 1655310845610.jpg (108.06 KB, 1067x1600, 5gynAhk.jpg)
he was so hot in wolf hall. why did he make cromwell so attractive
No. 270436
File: 1655310981671.jpeg (36.76 KB, 768x432, B0B113AA-6C96-4E4F-8B3E-5A79CB…)
>>269477>>269492>mfw I had a crush on Ron Livingston’s character in that movie when I was younger Still would tbh
No. 270439
File: 1655311924504.jpg (191.08 KB, 700x350, qiilQWq.jpg)
>>270437no he's crommy
more (right) was also featured in the show though
No. 270461
File: 1655328351529.jpeg (98.05 KB, 1024x683, F2B8A174-63BD-44DF-88A6-4E5776…)
I know this fucker was insane in bed when he was younger
No. 270522
File: 1655375071964.png (1.28 MB, 920x755, 30354121686329-jeremy-donaldso…)
guilty as charged
No. 270523
File: 1655375413484.jpeg (31.18 KB, 499x615, 13D76D6E-D1C4-43C6-BE86-F26980…)
>>270077He would have had tumblr by the throat if he was born 10-15 years later
No. 270525
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No. 270554
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No. 270555
File: 1655388327801.jpg (66.75 KB, 720x540, malkovich.jpg)
No. 270564
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I love him even though I know I’d never be able to fix him. Had a medieval themed sex dream about him last night and I can’t stop thinking about it
No. 270737
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>>270613>>270436noice. went from office space to BoB.
No. 270798
File: 1655536502402.png (106.41 KB, 500x248, f0ae6a7e-3fad-4c06-9839-93d264…)
I want him in the worst ways possible
No. 270817
File: 1655546941219.jpg (245.07 KB, 1080x1080, hontra.jpg)
Still would
No. 270836
File: 1655557094784.jpg (16.21 KB, 603x300, 24818_u9pvfk.jpg)
Please tell me he's not gay
No. 270846
File: 1655559395002.jpg (105.12 KB, 1200x675, TR0ZS58_asset_mezzanine_16x9_O…)
>>270843I don't know, I just saw him in the husbandoposting thread.
Well, that's a shame. I guess I'll stick to thirsting over this other older Japanese man.
No. 270848
File: 1655560123502.jpeg (22.8 KB, 254x264, 46D5ED10-3C99-4350-A740-E0A892…)
No. 270852
File: 1655561521314.jpeg (110.47 KB, 788x681, E9C6F25E-C0BF-4110-9FEC-23F267…)
>>270848is that the littlefinger actor? always found him extremely attractive
No. 270857
File: 1655563702076.jpeg (82.17 KB, 440x661, 738855D2-B776-465E-8D32-0209FC…)
his face is peeerfect for me
(posting here cause old)
No. 270868
File: 1655569299031.jpeg (76.79 KB, 487x403, 527571DD-9576-4C47-8D6B-73C95E…)
I am perhaps not over him yet, and yes I still want him even in his current old man state. Derrick-kun pls hold my hand n let me touch ur hair :’((:’()
No. 270897
File: 1655579702142.jpeg (55.58 KB, 721x541, 71918377-090E-4036-8140-0BCA74…)
>>270891…do you know where you are?
No. 270907
File: 1655585739716.jpeg (288.61 KB, 880x1320, download (11).jpeg)
feel like pure shit just want him back but I guess this statue is okay
No. 270913
>>270874>>270370Fuck why didn't I see this post earlier.
They're so cute and they make me laugh. Q is (or was) a supreme cutie. I find Joe strangely hot but he has a wife so that's what makes me feel a little guilty about it kek. And Sal is also sort of cute to me. They have so many female fans lmao
No. 270924
File: 1655593115426.jpeg (48.92 KB, 266x275, 1624967885416.jpeg)
>>270915I only posted the hideous statue because it's new. You must not be familiar with my work.
No. 270925
File: 1655594934483.jpg (49.36 KB, 470x706, Bane_TDKR3 (1).jpg)
No. 270941
File: 1655606823647.jpg (35.71 KB, 329x500, 8229387-L.jpg)
I'm a rightwinger and I have no idea how to feel about this one
No. 271045
File: 1655663878903.jpg (147.86 KB, 1440x1427, 14f3d3ae4646c069577bdbd380f84c…)
Found out about the existence of Eddie Redmayne through >>1231576 pic. Looks cute even though he looks like a lesbian in pic rel
No. 271049
File: 1655664726340.jpg (101.01 KB, 300x400, nickparrott.jpg)
>>270817if only you knew how bad things truly are
No. 271072
>>271049I prefer him in female costume tbh, my "still" was directed at whatever surgeries he had that kinda botched him
>>271045I struggle between thinking he's attractive and thinking he looks like a granny or a foot
No. 271133
File: 1655691437032.jpg (552.72 KB, 2400x1800, SnowdenApp-TopArt-JA1G2W.jpg)
is this unconventional kek
No. 271149
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No. 271151
File: 1655707131744.jpeg (954.85 KB, 1227x1443, 1394A918-9273-40A3-8017-94CE1A…)
I’m currently unemployed, so I’m just going to post Barney across multiple threads.
No. 271152
File: 1655707326061.jpeg (122.08 KB, 1540x1137, F5902D08-FC3A-48F6-827A-7EEA43…)
Samefag. Why did gen have to troon out? I’m such a sucker for musicians and addicts.
No. 271208
File: 1655746121094.jpg (295.25 KB, 1739x1440, Putin-portrait-photography.jpg)
>>260491He's all old and bloated now but this era Putin really did it for me. I know I'm depraved.
No. 271261
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lord help me
No. 271271
>>271147damn, I didn't know that. At least they seem to be on good terms.
>>271146there's just nothing I could say about him kek
No. 271295
File: 1655797812658.jpeg (248.38 KB, 1125x926, 40A26C41-A4E7-4513-9E20-B54CC6…)
da threesome?
No. 271297
File: 1655798654087.jpeg (26.11 KB, 400x333, 91253D10-FFB0-4660-AD53-E69DA2…)
>>271049is this detox the drag queen’s straight twin brother?
No. 271301
>>271295kek anon
>>267639really cute, great taste
No. 271304
File: 1655801906431.webm (605.42 KB, 406x720, i-want-my-daddy-shorts-ytshort…)
youtuber from Matt & Abby. I'm too scared to post in the conventional thread.
>>271133I'm with you, I love the way he talks and the fact that he did the right thing makes him so much hotter.
No. 271336
File: 1655821258544.jpg (79.35 KB, 1024x683, GettyImages-1241367676.jpg)
No. 271400
File: 1655848917309.jpg (12 KB, 332x212, Sad VR.jpg)
He.
No. 271424
File: 1655859440767.jpg (2.44 MB, 3000x2001, 5c5e1722-0855-4297-a3af-8e4793…)
5' 5" with acne and ugly dreads, but I still like him. Maybe because he was the least douchey sb pro who's visited my area.
No. 271437
File: 1655867141907.jpeg (89.42 KB, 467x700, F5AF2591-1BB0-4F23-887D-433275…)
Cavetwink bf
No. 271487
File: 1655885846746.jpeg (48.8 KB, 495x619, A5FAE5E7-FB83-4D1F-8179-F54613…)
I can’t lie to myself anymore.
No. 271494
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>>271488Do you use troll dolls as dildo anon?
No. 271532
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There is something about him… I like how mild-mannered he is in the show.
No. 271547
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Nonas I am shocked there's been no proper Eddie Munson appreciation in this thread yet. He's so fucking cute. His scene in the forest with Chrissy in the first episode made me swoon
No. 271573
File: 1655916765335.jpg (106.08 KB, 347x574, IMG_2022195059.jpg)
He
No. 271588
File: 1655920124115.gif (3.29 MB, 498x277, 9B249C00-2BCB-498A-BD38-B29B69…)
>>271547omg nona i was just thinking this. i have just spoken about the actor for eddie out of costume to my friends and called him ugly kek now i feel bad because in motion he honestly does not look as bad as he does in pictures. hes got nice eyes and a cute endearing smile, but like everyone else i definitely prefer him with the long hair/mullet. was devastated to find out it was just yet another wig.
and that he is actually british. maybe thats why my reaction to him out of costume was so visceral… hopefully this season inspires yet another 80s revival wherein people grow their hair out in this style more often because i am sick of the fade haircuts everyone has these days…
imo he looks i prefer him to that 001 guy but only in his eddie munson garb.
also i agree about him and chrissy they were so cute i wish they would have at least been friends…
No. 271635
File: 1655934100985.jpg (149.91 KB, 703x937, ah-jay.jpg)
dammit I love the thought of teasing this sexually desperate ugly and boring indian
No. 271649
File: 1655940760736.jpg (17.21 KB, 400x400, n0HCCEvo_400x400.jpg)
all my friends think he's ugly but everytime i hear him talk i want him to whisper dirty talk to me. His red hair are so bright and cute, his smile is so rare but so precious and his neck is so strong, he's the perfect mix between cute and manly.
No. 271656
File: 1655947590912.jpg (72.04 KB, 666x1000, R.jpg)
>>271649He looks 16 and 40 at the same time. Not my thing, but I get it
nonnie. He has classically handsome "dad" features, but a small boyish face. Unfortunately his forehead and ginger are a throw-off, imo. Maybe greaser hair, pic rel, and vintage clubmaster glasses might work for this man.
No. 271670
File: 1655954632440.png (1.4 MB, 730x1294, gurph.png)
I'm suffering from ovulation horniness and I want this ginger fridge
No. 271755
File: 1655991478997.jpeg (15.54 KB, 266x190, 406E943B-6439-4C54-B201-767081…)
just popping back in the thread to say that I would still fuck the clown from Terrifier (an objectively bad film) if given the opportunity
No. 271784
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>>270372ok my girl and i were discussing this tonight actually and we think he would be a satisfying yet uncanny lover. like the sex would feel good but hed be weirdly calculated about it. also he definitely eats pussy with skill and grace but again hed definitely be weirdly choreographed about it. agree with the other anon that he probably has a penile implant.
>>270391literally who i came in the thread to post about. idk what the fuck is wrong with me but i want him so bad. i imagine he has a slightly below average sized cock but idc. im especially attracted to him when hes a little fatter. this lust instantly dissolves when i see him out of character though he seems like a really deeply annoying guy
No. 271786
File: 1656002008235.webm (1.13 MB, 576x720, joseph quinn.webm)
>>271614>>271547>>271588>>271779sorry about the tiktok edit but
sisters, what do you think of this…
No. 271815
File: 1656014828532.png (339.92 KB, 588x436, frenchie.PNG)
idk if this is conventional or unconventional but him on the show especially, though the actor is attractive to me. excluding the history of being a hitman, his character wants to be soft and nice and has a sad childhood
No. 271833
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Zucc
No. 271865
File: 1656037591110.gif (2.96 MB, 540x350, tumblr_35af93b2f8c627f90071380…)
>>268598Dacre is actually gorgeous, that's just a horrendous picture of him.
>>270435>Madam, nothing here is personal.I want him to emotionlessly dismiss me like that. Ot, but I hope the show gets a second series eventually.
No. 271896
>>271487I just posted these 2 in here,
>>271295, is there some sort of da vinky sexual awakening happening omfg
No. 271902
File: 1656062780107.jpg (63.96 KB, 500x634, original-1.jpg)
Is bill skaarsgard unconvential? I think he is, I never was interested in him before but recently I watched him in a movie where he looked extremely similar to my bf and now I'm looking for his other movies
No. 271932
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i see people say finn wolfhard is ugly now or looks like a frog but i personally love his jewish nose…he’s so cute to me, plus i like male anachans
No. 271936
>>271932Isn't he what most young women find attractive (similar vibe to chlamydia Tim)?
Perhaps I'm out of touch with what women like.
No. 271938
File: 1656091500929.jpg (67.07 KB, 1278x720, photo_une_2_nnoman_cadoret_1.j…)
>>271888don't forget David Guiraud
No. 271948
File: 1656099241880.jpeg (33.13 KB, 600x804, 4083CD57-6E43-4639-8808-06CEB4…)
>>271932he looks like a page boy
No. 271970
File: 1656118685290.jpeg (404.38 KB, 2048x1536, FV5nYEZX0AAkv0b.jpeg)
Throwback for the girlies
No. 272037
File: 1656169479818.jpg (38.04 KB, 500x678, e8949ca36ee04d5f55bf629938a584…)
>>271573Based dannyfucker anon again
No. 272081
File: 1656198612606.jpg (71.75 KB, 599x399, kill mee.jpg)
i was searching information about school schootings and ended up investigating the shooting in Perm University in russia and oh god i feel so fucking revolted at the fact that i find the shooter cute in a pathetic way. he was ugly as fuck before with that fat and long hair, but in this pic from his court hearing (or something like that, idk) i think he's kinda cute, with the skinny pale skin malnourished depressed semi-long hair look. shit, i don't even care that he doesn't have a leg. i like how he looks. I WANNA KILL MYSELF AGGHH
pic related, its timur mansurov, the shooter
No. 272087
>>272085his face reminds me of young Varg at the trial a lot.
>he's just a weirdo who wanted to shoot up his universityso a sociopathic murderer like Varg
No. 272104
File: 1656208107249.gif (18.49 MB, 466x398, 55CFB02A-8CFA-4524-9915-EF0810…)
i was watching one of his older videos and i couldn’t help making this autistic gif
No. 272110
File: 1656209040521.gif (4.89 MB, 580x486, 0F3F8E66-A600-4ABF-9A13-B64151…)
Been watching a lot of him after not catching up for a while and I forgot how cute he is.He just has this big,dumb dog energy that’s appealing to me and he seems like a cool dude outside of YouTube.
No. 272197
File: 1656262340118.gif (4.39 MB, 540x338, kurt.gif)
i am not crazy about him but i thought he looked sort of cute here. autistic but i like it.
i never found him attractive anywhere else in fact i thought he was repulsive looking in the past and at the release of this movie two years back kek. well i was charmed by both his awkward demeanor reminiscent of and directly referencing elliot rodger, which i have posted here before actually kek along with the matching physique minus the chest hair
im sorry everynona
No. 272290
File: 1656324010274.jpg (21.66 KB, 644x362, 1638870046327.jpg)
>>271967jim morrison was fugly though kek
No. 272353
File: 1656369811643.png (449 KB, 590x885, CFFE60C3-3E26-4BA9-9496-2D261F…)
>>272290he looked a lot better than wolfhard from the side through, wolfhard has that anemic receding chin and big nose
No. 272354
File: 1656370304640.png (2.09 MB, 940x1228, AC111ABD-A21B-4358-92FF-88A7D4…)
haven’t seen this show and don’t plan to, but damn
No. 272368
File: 1656379611086.jpg (212.69 KB, 675x475, getonmylevel.jpg)
Was reading through the old threads, saw a post by an anon who likes Clancy Brown, talking about how many images she had saved of him. Then another anon chimed in with her 262 images of Steve Howe. So I checked my folder.
No. 272378
File: 1656383999214.jpg (76.93 KB, 800x621, Noel-Gallagher-2021-Mr-Porter-…)
he's an asshole but ive always thought Noel was the hotter Gallagher brother
No. 272381
File: 1656389116451.jpg (1.08 MB, 1000x1000, zztuck.jpg)
>>272380'Cause I'm that loser who shooped him onto album covers. I have like 200+ album covers with him on it, lol. Also godspeed on your collection. I hope your surpass me.
No. 272427
File: 1656426500063.jpg (60.13 KB, 625x477, oh shit carnivale is actually …)
>>272421Other Clancyanon here, I remember you, kek. Not to be weird, but I was going to reply to the original post wondering how your mental health is, you sounded like you were going through it. Since you're here though, i hope you're doing better about your thirst-levels.
Haven't "finished" carnivale yet but looks like a good show No. 272462
File: 1656451381425.jpg (Spoiler Image,23.67 KB, 500x281, tumblr_pktu48tMhe1ulp6g8_500.j…)
>>271902for a sec I thought this was imallexx. I might be going faceblind. Also, Alex was kindof cute when he was younger, now he's ugly
No. 272463
File: 1656452500844.jpg (25.38 KB, 1024x576, musica-conciertos_musica-eurov…)
salvador sobral, but only when he had cancer. i'm sorry, but i liked how depressing he looked.
No. 272465
File: 1656452698097.png (222.75 KB, 640x360, f me pls.png)
>>272463also, lee kurtan mucklowe from "this country". i just love skinny tall twinks who look like they are at the brink of death
No. 272469
File: 1656455490081.gif (210.9 KB, 220x220, help-gareth.gif)
my sister told me he looks like a gulag prisioner… she's right… but still
pic related, it's gareth from the office uk
No. 272490
File: 1656468121189.jpg (41.37 KB, 349x512, 35194_artist.jpg)
Tommy Johansson from Majestica. When I first discovered their album A Christmas Carol I thought he had an incredible voice (the album also became one of my favorites), so imagine my reaction when I saw him for the first time. Not exactly what I imagined, but surprisingly I wasn't disappointed either kek
He has a cute face and beautiful hair, his voice is amazing, and he's 34 years old. 10 years ago he was fatter, but he's still chubby, and I like him this way. He has officially replaced my old metal crush
No. 272550
File: 1656510167706.jpeg (520.96 KB, 828x859, 7DDE1A22-835F-4176-887B-12D97E…)
Austin Abrams is my boyfriend in my head
No. 272607
File: 1656532347956.jpg (413.69 KB, 1200x1212, b2ap3_amp_unnamed-4.jpg)
>>272531His hair looks better in other photos though. He's also tall, as you can see in this photo where he's with the other Sabaton members
>>272537looking at some of his band's videos and photos, I think he might be trying to lose weight tbh
>>272542lmao true
No. 272621
File: 1656536732208.jpg (2.54 MB, 3944x2272, wrapp.jpg)
>>272487yes you're right. he does look like one. but that won't stop my obsession,
nonny. love you too
-feat pixelart i made of gareth on paint
No. 272645
File: 1656550628865.jpg (55.48 KB, 734x486, boy I sure do hope he turns ou…)
>>272427>wondering how your mental health isWell I'm still in this thread.
Jk I'm doing better nona, thank you for asking and for remembering me! My obsession with Clancy Brown faded to a peaceful appreciation. I actually started watching Carnivale this week, really digging it so far.
No. 272685
>>271316>other chick magnet dudeSomething about him always rubbed me the wrong way; I looked up Avan's Twitter years ago and he's a bit of a womanizing toolbag. Not sure what it looks like or what he's up to now.
>>271343Supposedly he's 30, born in '91, but I remember reading his Wikipedia (and other related acting/fan sites) years ago stating he was 44.
No. 272699
>>271532I once had a dream I kissed him on the cheek after he gave me a Christmas card. I like Mike better though.
>>272690lol, It's Joel from Mystery Science Theater 3000.
No. 272710
File: 1656585130964.jpeg (104.97 KB, 916x1198, IanCurtis.jpeg)
I really love Ian Curtis. There's something Kafkaesque and so tragic about his appearance for me + beautiful sad eyes. Idk weather he's ugly but he was mentally ill moid who mistreated his wife, so I think he belongs to this thread.
I could have fixed him>>272469I'm glad I'm not alone. It was unsettling to find him somewhat attractive. I think it's mostly the god-awful haircut that makes him look so unattractive and ridiculous. He's cute in his own way unlike toad-face dwight in us version lol
I could have fixed him too No. 272734
File: 1656596707156.jpg (16.89 KB, 320x240, Joel-Hodgson.jpg)
>>272688>>272699Gonna sperg a little bit lol I'm so glad there are nonas who appreciate this qt too. I honestly think he's still pretty cute as an old man (but in a more fatherly way). Young Joel Hodgson was something else, though. I love both him and Mike, but Joel's goofy humor felt more wholesome and natural and I really loved his dynamic with the bots as a fatherly figure to them
which, in my opinion, worked out great for Mike's seasons. God, I love MST3K. I used to be a big "Mike seasons only" gal as a kid but now that I'm an adult I have a newfound love and appreciation for Joel. Ugh, I want to sperg so much harder but I will refrain.
I will never hold hands with a young Joel Hodgson UGH the absolute tragedy. Smh..
No. 272735
File: 1656596782539.jpg (99.18 KB, 1200x900, stephen-hawking-on-october-10-…)
anyways, i win. stephen hawking when he was younger will always be cute in my honest deranged opinion
No. 272770
File: 1656613418719.jpg (28.73 KB, 449x520, fd72922a9a3116081cd7c34bd0e275…)
One of his better pictures, he was actually a great person irl (even wrote an anti rape song back when it wasn't cool). RIP Bradley, this pudgy manlet will always have my heart.
>>272550He's cute
No. 272787
File: 1656618748580.jpeg (68.7 KB, 590x738, 8731774B-249C-4D65-8E07-A590B2…)
He has such an odd look and used to be a hardcore druggie but he’s kind of attractive
No. 272819
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I have watched Babyteeth 3 times solely because of this character. If we can just ignore the weird age gap decision in the movie: I want him so bad. He is so musty but I want to grab his rats tail and punch him around a little bit.
No. 272955
File: 1656707243703.jpeg (251.4 KB, 1125x1584, B67BEE0A-057A-4EB2-BFB8-A153B2…)
I feel like he would be stern but fair in the bedroom I can’t contain my lust for Jason Bateman
No. 272974
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i want to do moves that are prohibited by the chess confederation on my favourite freaky grandmaster, bobby fucking fischer. the pure unaltered autism in this man, i would do anything to get that schizo dick.
No. 273009
File: 1656731846766.jpg (531.59 KB, 1000x1000, drf.jpg)
>>272734(Also samefag
>>273008 but I legit have a crush on Dr. F., he's surprisingly muscular. Also has great legs.)
No. 273011
File: 1656732498585.gif (2.11 MB, 370x250, GivingNervousHydatidtapeworm-s…)
>>273010>I saw Dr Forrester and came runningLet's
>Both of them are cute and the reboot stinksbe
>At least 3 mst3k fans here now!FRIENDS
No. 273013
File: 1656734193036.jpg (657.85 KB, 2037x1439, FVvASX8VsAAWKdD.jpg)
>>271815his little earring is so cute, idk why but he's hotter in ss3 compare to the previous seasons. hope him and kimiko survive this season
No. 273128
File: 1656791883981.jpg (847.14 KB, 3500x2280, wa.jpg)
>>272744uggghh skinny nerds with glasses just hit different, nonna. piggybacking in a previous man of mine, i present you wes anderson when he was younger and had glasses and short hair.
No. 273155
File: 1656802831288.jpg (54.34 KB, 426x600, actor-lukas-haas-384119_large.…)
Young Lukas Haas was so cute. His mouse-ish features were so lovely.
No. 273162
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Watched Gatsby from 1974 and Nick in that version is such an unconvential cutie
No. 273165
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>>273164Karl Urban is hot as fuck! As a trekkie I'm easily swept up by him since he also played Bones. Laz Alonso would be a commendable option too.
Also Domhnall Gleeson, especially as a Weasley brother.
No. 273194
File: 1656828046926.jpg (62.76 KB, 1080x1080, 7702c9a6007a9a0aa293c6fbe91068…)
john maus when he was younger. i still like him now but back in the day he was so damn hot
No. 273196
File: 1656830034222.jpg (5.04 MB, 2848x4288, MV5BY2M5Y2ZjNmItMDQ4Yy00OTFlLT…)
Hehehe
No. 273204
File: 1656832974680.jpg (277.82 KB, 1080x1350, moesleaze.jpg)
he looks so cute to me in this picture, i just want to eat him. RIP
No. 273207
File: 1656834737986.jpg (75.47 KB, 1200x630, e005b6b0-eb49-4bf1-bfd2-bb927d…)
>>273204Listening to Master of Puppets on repeat rn
rip, I hope he gets some more scenes in s5 like Billy did post-deathThey both look so good with long hair
No. 273212
File: 1656838841461.gif (2.93 MB, 540x340, begging.gif)
>>268598>>271547>>271588>>273204>>273207Like some anons here, I'm more attracted to them when they're in character. This just shows me men online need to stfu with the cringe incel act and get jobs so they can buy multiple wigs that suit their facial features and not be fat. Then learn how to style themselves and accessorize. It's so ezpz but they can't even do that.
>>271588>and that he is actually British.I felt that way when I found out Dacre is actually Australian. Both devastating to me.>>271779>Hope they don't kill him off.Nona, how are you?>>271786>sorry about the tiktok editDon't apologize, anon,
I enjoy them myself. Although I mainly watch them on IG. No. 273213
>>273212Samefagging, but I found an artist that is selling keychains of both Billy and Eddie and I'm tempted to get them, but the part of me that has been reading the consoom threads since the first one is telling me
NO!. Just pain.
No. 273217
File: 1656840775359.gif (2.09 MB, 540x400, rockin out.gif)
>>273212i am ashamed to say that i am more than two ( let's keep it at that… ) of the posts you replied to here. i did not realize how much i posted about him. sickening.
>get jobs so they can buy multiple wigs that suit their facial featuresexactly. or grow out their hair given the right texture/that they are not balding. i really hope this current ST hype inspires moids to grow out their hair
cute or otherwise handsome ones anyway… the way it did 80s revival starting from 2017 i think it was… i am sick of the fade haircuts or zoomer broccoli everybody keeps getting, it looks awful.
>>273213well, what do they look like anon ? i think buying some merchandise here and there is fine if it is very few and doesnt take over your life ( i.e hoarding ). like the way people buy little trinkets to attach to their keychains, its all the same to me.
ps: as it turns out, joseph quinn was actually really playing the guitar in this scene. cool !
also sorry to the nonas who are sick of seeing things about this show, my sincerest apologies…
No. 273220
File: 1656841846915.jpg (Spoiler Image,283.58 KB, 1300x1387, kitseyransom.jpg)
>>273217hnggg that gif of him playing his guitar. I wish we could've gotten the chance to see him play it more. Wtf Duffag brothers. KEK anon, that just shows you're dedicated. I respect it.
>i really hope this current ST hype inspires moids to grow out their hairI think I saw a moid on TT that looked like the brown version of him, kind of, but the hair really fit him. I wish I remembered his username.
>i am sick of the fade haircuts or zoomer broccoli everybody keeps getting, it looks awful.God, same. I'm not even sure who exactly started that anyway. You can just tell most of them would look better with longer/fluffier hair.
But thank you for that,
nonny. I guess one or two keychains wouldn't hurt. Picrel is what they look like.. They are limited so I feel kind of stressed kek.
I wish there was a Billy one too.>joseph quinn was actually really playing the guitar in this scene.That makes him.. even more hot.. No. 273284
File: 1656872040928.jpg (47.06 KB, 420x378, erasmo.jpg)
i wish i am not alone. i was researching about the real life events that inspired ASOIAF and began to research stuff about the war of the roses so that my theories about the book ending would be grounded in reality
to shorten the story, i made myself have a crush on richard the third, henry the seventh and most notably erasmus of rotterdam. i have many more historical crushes (like william the conqueror and philip the second of spain) but those three are my weirdest.
pic related, its erasmus. i love his face
No. 273285
File: 1656872768420.jpg (63.53 KB, 564x889, harry.jpg)
need me a freak like this
No. 273290
File: 1656873907729.jpg (49.44 KB, 564x775, 140aea4807c8b6675c9695795a4ae4…)
>>273288The early 20th century was very accommodating of the female gaze.
No. 273296
File: 1656875185934.jpg (Spoiler Image,48.69 KB, 402x1024, damn houdini.jpg)
>>273289samefagging one more time to say this made me kek because I can see someone being like 'You can't call Houdini a slut!!!' similarly to that anon who said you can't lewd Napoleon. But we all can see. spoilered for butt cheek
No. 273300
>>273296Honestly what the fuck was he thinking? It's just as
>>273297 said, he was definitely a slut by the standards of that era. No wonder women liked going to his shows, kek
No. 273301
File: 1656876328231.jpg (44.82 KB, 640x920, strappy.jpg)
>>273297tbf men did wear some slutty little bathing costumes back then.
No. 273302
>>273301I like it.
We should bring back this fashion.
No. 273316
File: 1656881610210.webm (6.78 MB, 720x1280, Less than a week away from the…)
>>273217>as it turns out, joseph quinn was actually really playing the guitar in this scene. cool !I hope we get some BTS clips
>>273220I'd say go for it nonna, these are so cute!
No. 273321
File: 1656882960387.jpeg (35.52 KB, 554x554, 0B835E5B-64BE-496D-9545-996300…)
Dev Patel is so adorable
No. 273331
File: 1656888595318.png (70.05 KB, 1048x531, guitariste .png)
>>273316>>273220so cute… i mean the puppy of course haha…here is where i got my information from anons. i was worried i made it up and made you all believe something that wasnt true but fortunately it was thank god, from multiple sources not just picrelated.
i hope we get to see him play the guitar one more time, or even just the BTS of the master of puppets scene like you said.
No. 273335
File: 1656889612667.jpg (424.13 KB, 1024x1024, goooodddd whyyyy.jpg)
messed around with this person does not exist. got a cute boy.
cry because he will never be real
No. 273337
File: 1656889760499.jpg (149.02 KB, 1338x752, carolina durante.jpg)
sorry for spainfagging. but the band carolina durante is so hot to me. i don't even like their music, but oh lord, they are so cute and i want to date all of them
No. 273339
File: 1656890242545.png (568.85 KB, 1024x683, wo.png)
i haven't seen the latest season yet, but this dude looks hot. why are yall sleeping on him??
nonnas please don't spoil me, i'm still in the second season
No. 273366
>>273207Apart of me thinks he’s gonna come back as some upside down zombie-thing
Also why is everybody on TikTok suddenly shaming people for liking Billy for being racist while simping for 001
No. 273375
File: 1656911632460.jpg (31.39 KB, 346x346, welp.jpg)
>>273306>Hope you are two are ok after the finale lol
I don't think I'll ever be able to fully recover, nona.>>273316>vidrelgod
>>273331>Yeah, I'm pretty good.And just like that I'm ready to indulge into his armpits.
>>273366>Also why is everybody on TikTok suddenly shaming people for liking Billy for being racist while simping for 001kek bet most of the ones preaching on there simp for irl white men with online edgy pasts on the low.
No. 273428
File: 1656945646898.jpg (58.05 KB, 485x617, whhyyy.jpg)
more spainfagging. salvador puig antich. i don't like catalonians, especially independists, but he hits diffrent auuughhh why am i like this
No. 273454
File: 1656952214266.jpg (165.32 KB, 1280x720, wawi.jpg)
the dude behind merzebow was pretty cute when he was younger
No. 273484
File: 1656957363457.jpg (389.66 KB, 2400x1599, Philip-Manshaus.jpg)
why am i like this
No. 273529
File: 1656975571874.png (630.77 KB, 1280x688, tumblr_560d2eaa67e098dbc874619…)
Joe Gilgun, I don't know why, but I find him very attractive
No. 273540
File: 1656984766980.png (221.42 KB, 330x412, 9B78AB0B-E516-4994-8515-AB08AC…)
I don’t know what it is about him.. he plays the asshole subtly abusive characters so well, his voice, everything just sends me into feral horny mode and I imagine doing something cringe like writing 10 page long letters and putting my scent on it like some kind of psychotic stalker.. he’d somehow be totally into it and fly out to see me (kek yeah right)
No. 273547
File: 1656989610453.jpg (636.12 KB, 1400x786, walt48.jpg)
Hottest character on Breaking Bad
No. 273576
File: 1657012576348.jpeg (70.71 KB, 1014x570, 4BBCA90E-56D1-47E4-9B1A-761E71…)
he’s so ugly. I desire him carnally
No. 273602
File: 1657023985504.jpg (7.5 MB, 3224x4195, Malcolm-x_colorized_photo.jpg)
he was kinda hot
No. 273607
File: 1657025918096.png (64.2 KB, 266x189, p8kqt0gevci21.png)
>>261272I like X, but the Minecraft rivalry with Forsen sold me on Forsen though. At least he's understandable in the 3 minutes of talking he does in a 6 hour stream.
No. 273620
File: 1657035201687.jpg (55.64 KB, 500x323, 1_blunt-3363619469.jpg)
All of them, but Sen (middle one) has my heart. He is just so cute I can't help myself.
No. 273828
File: 1657132919237.jpg (100.58 KB, 736x981, download (11).jpg)
>>261272I saw a clip of Adept streaming and X came in randomly for a hug and I thought it was so cute. I also think it's cute how he ruffles her hair when he sees her. I'm sure he must be a handful to be around, but I thought those moments were so cute and sweet…
god i really wish that were me No. 273834
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>>273828Same I wanna squish him and tease him
No. 273901
>>273857Kek
nonny have you been sexting him again?
No. 273937
File: 1657174451962.jpeg (131.3 KB, 500x750, 7A33C324-17C3-4F76-8D8E-BF30C3…)
Chad Ginsburg of Camp Kill Yourself
No. 274044
File: 1657236443834.jpg (93.89 KB, 900x900, channels4_profile.jpg)
No. 274088
File: 1657268975339.jpeg (56.45 KB, 1240x744, 7133790C-2C4D-415A-A335-B5AE01…)
When I look at this picture of young BoJo I oscillate between being repulsed by him and wanting to have sex with him. I don’t know what’s wrong with me so don’t ask.
No. 274097
File: 1657275368065.jpg (110 KB, 1218x1106, tucker.jpg)
Oh no Tucker-sisters..
No. 274103
>>274097lol not american but it's funny how liberal/leftist men are always going on about how white women are the problem for voting 50% conservative or whatever and then you turn around and conservatives hate them too for voting 50% liberal kek, like they're literally as balanced as you can expect in a democracy and get hate for it?? why do these men feel the need to isolate liberal/conservative
white women in particular, it's so stupid.. i mean i know why but still lol
No. 274118
File: 1657283180878.jpg (90.38 KB, 564x827, d8bd1a5832a7076d8be3d511ac2549…)
don't like benedict but dr strange was so hot in multiverse of madness. i didn't find him hot in the 1st movie but him in this 2nd movie? damn, like when he turned around and flipped his cape.
No. 274123
File: 1657285484999.gif (7.41 MB, 674x450, 87777.gif)
I still have the same taste as 16 yo me. Here's hoping he has a bigger role in season 5.
No. 274152
File: 1657298101405.jpeg (212.87 KB, 1200x1200, dominique-de-villepin-qui-est-…)
The dad of course.
No. 274179
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>>274088I’m just going to say it: he gives off BDE in a literal sense. It’s thick, I can sense it.
No. 274210
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idk i just want him
No. 274212
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>>274179doesn't he have a brother who isn't fat or crazy? you could fuck his brother
No. 274242
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>>273576ugh yes anon he's so hot. i had a thing for him in shameless and i just started watching the bear. it's kinda too stressful to watch as someone who works in a kitchen lol but his character is the perfect sorta degenerate but sexy cook type guy that i've got a weakness for
No. 274262
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>>274123Ugh anon I feel you. I saw Billy and realized the teenage girl is still alive in me
He is attractive, I just thought I had developed a more sophisticated taste in men
No. 274265
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For some reason though I don’t think he truly writes the movies and shows he’s credited with
No. 274307
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>>274242Saw this today nona and thought of you.
No. 274370
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I never really got the appeal of Ryan Gosling but I think he’s oddly hot as Ken. I can’t explain it.
No. 274381
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When I first saw a picture of Rowland S. Howard, I thought he was a chick. He had this kinda masculine and feminine type of look to him. I think his features are quite cute.
No. 274384
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>>274381Damn nona he's a cutie for sure
No. 274390
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No. 274391
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pretty
No. 274405
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i just saw secretary for the first time, i didn’t really like it, but ugh james spader was so dreamy
No. 274407
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>>274405Loved him as Robert California
No. 274416
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>>274391based, but by what metric is he unconventional? unless he’s done something i don’t know about
kasparyan was adorable too
No. 274418
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>>274407>>274405My family showed me Stargate in my teens and seeing him as the lead was a serious sexual awakening for me
No. 274419
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Why are the hottest ones gay he's so yummy
No. 274426
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Give me one ball busting session with Robert Francis O’Rourke. I’m not a professional, I don’t want to be a professional, but the passion is there. Please let me wreck his junk at least once.
No. 274428
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>>274405Ugh, my long time crush.
I guess he was unconventional in secretary because he was getting older but when he was younger there was nothing unconventional about him, except looking kind of feminine I guess. Btw you should watch Dream Lover and Sex, Lies and Video Tape
No. 274431
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I never know which thread to put him in, I think it depends on how he looks in each pic. I love his role in castle rock where he is pale, gaunt and skinny. I love his facial structure.
No. 274505
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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMNffBMFj/?k=1Am I a weirdo for finding the blonde dude absolutely fucking cute and hot? He's like a human version of a golden retriver, I also dig men with very light, almost white hair. I never cared about anyone on tiktok but I randomly came across this in some YT compilation and this dumb boy just caught my attention and I had to find him and watch all his parkour videos kek. No attention whoring, just parkour, he's a good himbo
No. 274529
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>>274405Oh my god I love this man in every role I've ever seen him in. I think it's his voice especially that makes him attractive
No. 274580
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>>274426Jon Ossoff is my burger politics husbando but Beto is top tier
No. 274769
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I'm very attracted to super hans
No. 274777
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For some reason I am very attracted to Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite) but ONLY in Blades of Glory
No. 274778
>>274777Kek I can see it
nonny. He’s really not that bad looking for a dude.
No. 274817
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No. 274840
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i kinda like him. he's kinda like the male ugly version of shelley duval
No. 274863
>>274769I can understand.
>>274771He's better than Jez and mark, but by no means is he even closely dateable.
No. 274874
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i'm back to this bullshit
No. 274898
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Matt Watson. I need him. Tall, lanky, funny, driven, socially adept, charming, a bit cringe, musician. He’s just so hot.
No. 274906
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Jim from Slipknot. He's 6'6 but he has a double chin and his beard makes him look like he's about to play a ZZ Top reunion show
No. 274921
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>>274898Me but I’m thirsting for Ryan. He’s always cute to me but is looking especially good after getting in better shape for creator clash. Shame about his injuries though. That’s really gotta suck. I wish he’d keep his hair at that length where it’s kinda long but not enough to pull back into a bun like he always did. That was his best look
No. 274944
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>>274914>HouDINNERHis name is Harry but I'm literally wheezing, ily
nonnie. Spoilered for lewdity.
No. 274945
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>>274944Fuck I forgot to spoiler. anyways
No. 274975
>>274932Lmao yeah I remember thinking that was weird too. I can't remember if it's all visible makeup that freaks him out or just specifically red lipstick. I could maybe get it if he meant like a super vibrant distracting red, but it'd be weird if he was put off by even subtle lip tints and stuff.
I don't remember exactly when this was, but I do remember Matt mentioning something about narcolepsy on the podcast a little while back
>>274963It's kinda hard to tell because he always has some front pieces of hair covering the hairline now. From the zero gravity video, you could see it better and it looks like he's got that M shape coming in so it's probably receded a little bit. Doesn't look too drastic though but I guess time will tell. I feel like he wouldn't handle balding well or try to embrace it and will probably take hair loss prevention measures before that happens (hopefully at least)
No. 275002
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I reckon young Noah from Dark series is very pretty despite the actor's eyes are quite narrow-set and a weak chin. He makes an impression of someone who's violent and vulnerable at the same time, and it triggers my "i can fix him" instinct lol. The main protagonist is too conventionally attractive to me.
No. 275181
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>>275049You definitely should, nonna! It's a brilliant series, honestly. But it takes a lot of attention to the course of the plot and details to thouroghly enjoy it + so many hot men to any taste it makes a head spin
No. 275465
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he’s cute and funny okay
No. 275527
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Kenny Versus Spenny SXE0X | Who can fuck me the best?
No. 275537
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Dr K on Twitch, when i first saw him i thought to myself "this man is very ugly" kek. Now i feel bad because he's literally so wholesome, smart, emotionally intelligent and eloquent, and all of that is extremely attractive. He seems like a good father, a good husband, and an overall good and wise person. One of the few moids who deserve to live on this planet with us.
His smile is so beautiful, and his hair too.
No. 275562
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something about them both. they seem like decent husbands and decent people, plus they're funny. especially like that they were able to escape psychotic deep evangelical christianity and are now no longer believers at all.
No. 275640
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He's getting old now but Michael Shannon could like…get it
No. 275688
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young billy idol was fucking hot, reminds me of some angry anime boy. I think his facial features are actually closer to the conventional side but oh well
No. 275702
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EUfag so I know nothing about basketball but I watched a video about Larry Bird today, holy shit, this is all I want in a man
No. 275715
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>>275713uwah I get what you mean, I feel like such a miscreant for it every time, something about it seems so wrong. It genuinely makes me feel as if I'm sinking my dirty claws into something almost pure; so I tried to work a loophole around it.
I now justify it as simply being an extension of my attraction to Jimmy/Saul.
Works like a charm
Also that is actually a really cute love story.
man.
No. 275786
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I love it when men are tough, honest and refuse to back down.
No. 275803
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>>275801>He is very attractive thoughkek nonna he looks like a dried up shriveled raisin
No. 275887
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>>275810Fuck that's sad, I hoped he wasn't like that since the two women he had kids with were his age and he didn't have any wives or official girlfriends much younger than him like other rockstars, but I guess that was too naive of me
I don't want to defend him. In my fantasies it's just a guy who looks like him. Those specific facial features constitute a 10/10 man for me
No. 275926
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>>275887Nonna you would love young Ville Valo
No. 275980
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>>275786he was hot in the 80s (picrel)
>>274817rip daddy>>273284nonna this is so niche ily
No. 276002
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prince carol the first was very handsome
No. 276026
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>>275949George Blagden, Sam Claflin, Dev Patel. Can't really think of many others, we need more curly haired men.
Pic kinda related, I love his hair. He's a porn star, but I swear I'm not a coomer nonas. Just always really liked this photo.
No. 276028
>>275801i don't really like Peterson and i despise how he fueled an entired generation of incels making little dark age edits, but yeah he's hot. i love his whinny voice so much, it's really cute and pathetic, he sounds like he's about to break and have a panic attack and reveal he was kermit all along
and yeah, he was really cute in the 80s, thank you
>>275980 nonna for that pic
No. 276065
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i am far too lazy to search for the chessanons, but anyways. karpov was very cute when he was younger and i really like him and his shark mouth. he kinda looks like my first crush, who was slavic, so that may have influenced my tastes a bit
No. 276079
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>>276028It makes me sad because when he started becoming popular in 2015 his fans we're mixed 50/50 women and men and his popularity was focused around self help and finding life lessons from old Disney movies. In his lectures he would address the women with respect and make jokes about how terrible men are, he gave off this friendly sweet caring old man vibe who just wanted to help usher young people into adulthood regardless of sex. I feel duped in a way supporting his early come up because around 2017 was when it seemed to split off into the whole male dominated fanbase that overrun his initial support. Now it's literally solely directed at men to be "tough" and "strong" but the male fanbase are literally just disgusting incel scrotes that treat women like shit, and Jordan's talking points now just encourage that behavior. Breaks my heart to see his comment section now, part of me wants to believe JP is disappointed too but I think if he didn't want that fanbase he wouldn't try so hard to curate it. And this new daily wire era is just fucking terrible, each add is like ear cancer and he looks like such a fucking uptight prick in each promo shot. When I saw this photo I was completely done with him, he literally looks dead and lifeless behind the eyes. It looks like he's being propped up by both men, and Ben looks like some evil puppet master with his hand up Jordan's back. He's just a shill now, nothing less than a grifting money hungry scrote, probably always has been.
No. 276098
>>275980AYRT oh fuck, I've never actually seen a young pic of him but he reminds me a bit of young Morrissey there somehow. I must be going insane. And I agree with
>>276028 he sounds like a villain in a kid's cartoon sometimes, not sure if I'd go as far as to say it's hot but I'd pick him over Ben Shapiro for sure
No. 276101
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more young jbp
No. 276126
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>>275843Godammit why couldn't you let me live in my blissful ignorance? Not sure what it says about me but…still would. Kek maybe he's a grower?
No. 276194
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I don't care for Pavement outside of a couple of songs but goddamn Stephen Malkmus was cute.
No. 276203
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I didn't know whether to post this one in the attractive men thread or this one but I felt like this one was a safer bet lol. I find him so cute and sweet, especially his character on SVU. I love quiet men that are also confident and assertive, I also have a thing for psychologists and he plays that role so well. I wish they would've put him in more episodes back when he was on the show, I used to fangirl so hard when I'd see his name pop up in the opening credits of the show.
No. 276207
>>276203Same nona, sadly he was openly gay, kek.
My male SVU crush was
John Munch, but only in the early seasons, I still haven't watched him in Homicide but my ultimate Law & Order crush was Robert Goren from Criminal Intent. Another nonna said he's her husbando in a previous thread and I forgot to reply to her but I'm happy there's someone else here who gets it!
No. 276289
>>276079I agree with you nonna, I also really liked his early stuff. I liked his Jungian analyses. I liked how he was one of the earliest people to really loudly push back against trans shit. I liked how a lot of his advice to men early on was for them to take responsibility and better themselves. But I also have to say
>Ben looks like some evil puppet master with his hand up Jordan's back.This is part of what makes Ben so hot, god damn. What is wrong with me. Give me that smug little Antichrist-looking reptilian.
No. 276297
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dave grohl looks like a mix beteween my game designer cousin and a friends older brother who i had a crush on when i was younger. i kinda dig it, except the cousin part
No. 276299
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>>276065based and karpov pilled,
nonny. i'm still a fischer fan, tho
No. 276300
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spainfagging.
he's ugly, he's a manlet. but he has a nice voice. and i am not a creep, he's 19, i think
No. 276372
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I would do unspeakable things to this retarded looking ape.
No. 276395
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>>276293Thanks
nonnie. He's a really weird combo of both nerd and jock
No. 276499
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If M. Night Shyamalan has a million fans I am one of them. If M. Night Shyamalan has ten fans I am one of them. If M. Night Shyamalan has no fans, that means I am no more on the earth. If the World is against M. Night Shyamalan, I am against the World. I love M. Night Shyamalan till my last breath.
No. 276539
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Don't mind the quality, it's super fucking hard to find good pictures of him when he was younger. I want him as a pet.
No. 276540
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Samefagging but his bandmate was unreasonably hot in the late 80s-early-mid nineties too, especially in this pic
No. 276544
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I've been listening to Black Sabbath a lot lately and I realized young Ozzy could absolutely get it
No. 276546
>>276299just found out that barbra streissand went to the same school as him and sat next to him at lunch even tho she was one grade older then he was. according to her own words, she would "stare at him while he laughed at MAD Magazine. they didn't talk and she thought he was weird, but very sexy" she was 16, he was 15
she's just like me, she's just like me fr
No. 276606
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>>276169>>276184I was drunk and said too much kek if the fangirls can find his Spotify, they'll find the bf pics eventually. The ST team won't care to scrub after his 10 seconds are up. He had social media before 2020. The Paris Is Burning soundtrack already has some digging lol
No. 276669
>>276544I'm a recent Black Sabbath convert too, I love Ozzy's voice (at least back in the 70s, not so much now). I've tried to get into more heavy metal bands, but nothing else really sounds as good as Black Sabbath to me for some reason.
>>276548Don't know how true it is, but I've read that steroid use makes men's nipples bigger.
>>276606Kek love the breadcrumb trail nona, but I'll take your word for it.
No. 276731
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they're both so handsome to me but especially wyatt
No. 276774
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>>276731I don’t see why they would be unconventional
nonny, they walked major catwalks at one point
No. 276779
>>276731they both look like victorian beggars who fisght with rats on alleyways just for a crumb of bread.
anyways, smash. both of them
No. 276826
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>>276731Not unconventional except for the fact that they dress femme sometimes
They are so fucking hot!!! Their entire appeal is like the insanely hot jock at your school suddenly catering to the female gaze of an alt girl
No. 276886
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Lord forgive me
No. 276960
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make a new thread nonnas
anyways, found out pope benedict xvi was part of hitlers youth when he was younger so i decided to look him up back in his younger days and jesus fucking christ. if i had to convert to get this man to fuck me, i'd be gurgling holy wine as if it was his semen.