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Lolcow Awards 2019 Anonymous ## Farmhand 12/18/19 (Wed) 01:18:53 PM No. 12453

Rejoice! Another round of festivities is upon us!

To celebrate a year full of rich, creamy milk ending, we'll host the Lolcow Awards 2019!

You can now submit your nominations.

Returning Categories;
>Best milk
>Favorite cow
>Worst cow
>Horrorcow
>Best troll
>Worst troll
>Best comeback
>Biggest plot twist
>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)

New categories;
>Best Comment
>Worst Poster

Once we have a good amount of nominations, a poll will be posted for everyone to vote.

Enjoy!

Anonymous 12/18/19 (Wed) 01:32:42 PM No. 12454

It's time! Thanks for this.

>Favorite cow
Fatvegfemme/Pheobe was pretty entertaining even if she's kill now.

>Biggest plot twist
Erin Painter selfposting like a loon

>Worst Poster
The anon on /ot/ who always stops by to complain about her completely ordinary roommate.

Anonymous 12/18/19 (Wed) 01:34:42 PM No. 12455

>Worst Poster
Necessarypeed4 without question

Anonymous 12/18/19 (Wed) 03:20:27 PM No. 12456

>Biggest plot twist
Chris Hansen and FBI investigating Onision
>Worst Poster
This category was made for Necessarypeed4

Anonymous 12/18/19 (Wed) 03:44:51 PM No. 12457

>Best milk
literally the entire onision saga that has gone on since hansen went in on it. (there's gonna be a lot of votes for onision, i'm sorry)

>Favorite cow
shayna, personally. luna has just gone off too deep for me.

>Worst cow
the confetti club, specifically the troon.

>Horrorcow
luna slater–the piss drinking is what solidified it.

>Best comeback
abby brown, i want her to do well and she's the least problematic cow.

>Biggest plot twist
chris hansen involving the FBI.

>Worst Poster
necessarypeed4

>Worst Thread
any of the k-pop threads.

Anonymous 12/18/19 (Wed) 03:50:03 PM No. 12458

>Worst troll
scat poster

>Best user submitted content / Best comment
Admin-sama's hand pic in the gender crit/pp/radfem thread after the merge to quell tranny/male mod sperge (which unfortunately has not ceased)

Anonymous 12/18/19 (Wed) 03:52:07 PM No. 12459

>>12457
If we're doing worst thread I would like to second K-Pop Critical.

Anonymous 12/18/19 (Wed) 05:57:27 PM No. 12461

>Best Milk
I don’t even follow onion threads but the Chris Hansen stuff deserves this award hands down

>Favorite cow
Lillee and Laur. I originally found them a year ago when they first blew up and ever since they got thrust back into the limelight I don’t know how I lived with out their daily bullshit. The fake accounts, pretending to be gay men and black women, photoshopping herself into the MET… if lolcow has a Rookie or the Year award these two would be it

>Biggest plot twist
Mariah “I don’t do porn” Mallad finally going nude… of course we all saw it coming so it’s not a plot twist at all really.

>Best Comment/Best user submitted content
Gonna try to find a link to it later but the song about Mooriah set to Gaston’s song had me in orbit. I still think about that post.

Anonymous 12/18/19 (Wed) 07:01:21 PM No. 12462

>Biggest Plot Twist
Erin painter being outted for shitting all over herself and pouring her own milk. That was too much for me lol

>Favourite Cow
I want to say Phoebe Tickner. She's fallen off as of late but for the year as a whole, she definitely was my favourite.

>Horrorcow
Shayna has always been gross, but this year she's really taken the cake. And she pissed on that, too.

>Best Milk
Yea I also don't follow the Onion threads closely but you can tell some real shit is going down with Chris Hansen. Obviously that needs to be awarded.

Anonymous 12/18/19 (Wed) 09:52:43 PM No. 12464

>Best milk
Phoebe

>Favorite cow
Tuna

>Worst cow
Dakota

>Horrorcow
That girl who had a pig illegally

>Best troll
Belle Delphine

>Best comeback
Abby Brown

>Worst Poster
Necessaryspeed4

Anonymous 12/18/19 (Wed) 10:15:48 PM No. 12465

>Favorite cow
Abbey Brown, for sure.

>Horrorcow
PlasticandProud (RashyandProud)

>Worst troll
Shayna and all her shitty tweets trying to go viral

>Best troll
Belle delphine

Anonymous 12/18/19 (Wed) 10:18:40 PM No. 12466

I don’t even care about the awards much but necessaryspeed is the biggest faggot of the year. Sorry to mod team but damn it’s funny.

Anonymous 12/19/19 (Thu) 03:49:41 AM No. 12469

>Best milk
Feebs
>Favorite cow
Shoe will always be one of my faves
>Worst cow
Venus
>Horrorcow
Mickey Deer
>Best troll
Amanda Chan
>Worst troll
The Mickey Deer Tinder troll
>Best comeback
Omocat and her fucking game that's totally gonna be finished and released soon
>Biggest plot twist
Fucking Chris Hansen
>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
Literally most of the recent edit edit edit edits in the general artist salt threads
>>>/ot/494881
>Best Comment
Best comment because it's cringe? Majority of the WKs, especially the older randos who stumble upon the site and actually fill out all the info in the reply box
>Worst Poster
necessaryspeed and all the environmentalfags concern trolling cow's plastic usage

Anonymous 12/19/19 (Thu) 05:26:58 AM No. 12470

>Best milk
The onision saga
>Horrorcow
Shayna
>Biggest plot twist
Erin painter self-posting kek

Anonymous 12/19/19 (Thu) 05:31:46 AM No. 12471

>Best milk
Onision
>Favorite cow
Usagi Kou
>Worst cow
Heather Sparkles
>Horrorcow
Luna Slater
>Worst troll
Venus Angelic
>Biggest plot twist
Kevin is a bigger cow than Lori/UsagiKou

>Worst Poster
Scat poster or anyone with a penis.

Anonymous 12/19/19 (Thu) 05:45:32 AM No. 12472

>favorite cow
onision and man wife lainey

>best milk
Sarah dropping Lainey's nudes that she sent to minors OR learning that grug and lainey fuck in front of their kids, gross

>horrorcow
plasticandproud with her rash, amateur taxidermy, and drinking bone broth with sardines

>biggest plot twist
Chris Hansen investigating onision and involving the FBI

Anonymous 12/19/19 (Thu) 12:09:40 PM No. 12475

>Best milk
Ofc the Onion saga. Gonna be hard to compete with this one.

>Favorite cow
LJ/Laur and the eunuch sisters. They're just batshit crazy, all of them.

>Horrorcow
A tie between Onion and Luna

>Best troll
Belle Delphine, even tho I find her a bit milkless in general.

>Best comeback
Venus.

>Biggest plot twist
Chris Hansen.

Anonymous 12/19/19 (Thu) 06:24:19 PM No. 12477

>Horrorcow
Ariana McMillan

Anonymous 12/19/19 (Thu) 07:39:31 PM No. 12480

>Best milk
Is this even a question? The entire Hansen vs Onion saga is the best thing that has happened this year, all thanks to Sarah.
>Favorite cow
Luna. She is my eternal favorite even though her milk could have been a lot better.
I second the Eunuch sisters as well.
>Horrorcow
Luna I guess but we didn't have a proper horrorcow this year (and thank God…)
>Best troll
the Bracoposter
>Worst troll
Scat-kun for sure. Special mention goes to the Jasmine doll sperg.
>Best comeback
Sarah!
>Biggest plot twist
Erin selfposting and shitting on herself
>Worst Poster
necessaryspeed4

Anonymous 12/20/19 (Fri) 11:15:36 AM No. 12481

God bless
>Best milk
The Yaniv saga
>Favorite cow
Holly Brown
>Horrorcow
Yaniv
>Best troll
Trisha Paytas
>Worst troll
Also Trisha
>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
That Moo thread pic is golden

Anonymous 12/20/19 (Fri) 01:13:00 PM No. 12482

>Best milk
Sarah grooming allegations

>Favorite cow
Onision

>Worst cow
Idk, can the anti os get nominated for the craic

>Horrorcow
Onion fucking in front of his kids

>Worst troll
Onion wks

>Biggest plot twist
Chris Hansen on the case for Onion and Foot

>Best Comment
All of my thought provoking posts. Jk. People that bring milk idk

>Worst Poster
Newfags

Anonymous 12/20/19 (Fri) 02:19:25 PM No. 12483

Honestly, this year was a kinda tough to choose
>Best milk
Onision saga

>Favorite cow
Phoebe Tickner, close second to Lillee Jean and Laur tho

>Worst cow
all of the pro-ana cows

>Horrorcow
Always Tuna

>Best comeback
Holly Conrad being exposed a 2nd time for being a POS and destroying her reputation

>Biggest plot twist
Onision's exes banding together

Anonymous 12/20/19 (Fri) 03:03:06 PM No. 12485

Could we have newcomer category next year?
Also, I hope that new categories does not encourage namefagging.

>best milk

>favorite cow
Luna Slater

>worst cow
Yaniv

>horrorcow
Gimpgirl

>best troll
Trisha Paytas

>worst troll
Venus Angelic

>best comeback
Sarah

>biggest plot twist
Chris Hansen and Onision

Anonymous 12/20/19 (Fri) 08:48:35 PM No. 12486

>>12470
seconding Shayna. the past year has not been kind to her, and her latest cam sesh proves horrorcow status.

Luna is, as always, a strong contender as well.

Anonymous 12/20/19 (Fri) 08:53:10 PM No. 12487

>>12486
yeah, i'm >>12457 and i'd like to change my horrorcow vote to shayna. the yeast discharge eating and continuing downward spiral solidified it for me.

Anonymous 12/20/19 (Fri) 09:49:35 PM No. 12488

> Horrorcow
PlasticandProud, for sure.

Anonymous 12/21/19 (Sat) 03:28:36 AM No. 12489

>Best milk
Onision. Fucking tsunami of milk.

>Favorite cow
RIP Phoebs, the one cow to rule them all. I await her glorious return.

>Worst cow
Taylor Nicole Dean or Heather Sparkles. So intensely annoying it's hard to just laugh at them, and totally lacking the absurd, "how can they actually be serious here" entertainment value of a Laur & Lilee Jean or a Phoebe (or even a Mickey Deer)

>Horrorcow
Really tough to choose, but Luna's nudes are actually LESS horrifying, so Shayna it is.

>Best troll
Unfortunately GimpGirl is real, so I will go with Marge because she was right after all.

>Worst troll
Miranda. I mean come on.

>Best comeback
Chris Hansen

>Biggest plot twist
Was the Holly-Heidi-Jared thing this year or did it start last year? If it counts then definitely the reveal of homewrecker Holly.

Anonymous 12/21/19 (Sat) 04:17:24 AM No. 12490

>>12453
>Best milk
onion's milk is good for the soul

>Favorite cow
conflicted by pheebs and miss dolly mattel

>Worst cow
can we vote from cows on the proana thread? if so, georgie progie.

>Horrorcow
she's a new comer for sure but jun/alica day

>Worst troll
laur

>Best troll
GIMPGIRL

>Best comeback
chris hansen

>Biggest plot twist
erin painter self posting on her own thread being post of the thread lmao

Anonymous 12/21/19 (Sat) 06:00:10 AM No. 12492

>best milk
onion v hansen

>fav cow
PNP or TND

>worst cow
onion

>horrorcow
nemu, plasticnproud

>best troll
amanda seyfreid sperg

>worst troll
maria’s zoo

>best comeback
abby brown (our kawaii queen)

>biggest plot twist
both hartley hooligans dead within a year

>best user content
i sometimes report good posts from other anons to say they deserve gold stars

>worst poster
necessaryspeed4

Anonymous 12/21/19 (Sat) 07:50:21 AM No. 12493

>Best milk
hearing from skye + shiloh +sarah
>Favorite cow
abby brown (queen) or caroline calloway
>Worst cow
Venus
>Horrorcow
PNP OR fourlung
>Best troll
Skye
>Worst troll
soren
>Best comeback
shiloh
>Biggest plot twist
erin painter psychotically posting hate comments about herself

(we need a category for most underrated + up and coming!)

Anonymous 12/21/19 (Sat) 09:27:09 AM No. 12494

>Best milk
Onion and manwife grooming Sarah.

>Favorite cow
Feebs

>Horrorcow
Luna, always.

>Biggest plot twist
Chris Hansen!

Anonymous 12/21/19 (Sat) 12:01:08 PM No. 12495

The link at the top of the site has mod.php in it so doesn't work

Anonymous 12/21/19 (Sat) 01:07:43 PM No. 12497

The link at the top of the page redirects to a log-in, just so farmhands know.

>Best milk
Chris Hansen going after Onision and nearly all of his victims being interviewed.

>Favorite cow
Dolly Mattel. This year she's become a full blown alcoholic and pot addict, been reduced to sleeping on a daybed in a shitty apartment, and has gained 20 pounds in booze weight. Plus gotten in trouble with the law and ruined her camming career.

>Worst cow
Miranda Constable

>Horrorcow
Luna Slater for her 'super erotic' paid porn being posted. Mostly the pissing in a cup and drinking it clip.

>Best troll
Onision pretending to be his own friends on Youtube to defend himself. Pretending to be "Jeff Smith" to start a petition for himself, etc.

>Worst troll
Miranda every time she pretends to be anonymous.

>Best comeback
Luna Slater. Was fading into junkie obscurity before she went prostitute.

>Biggest plot twist
The FBI actually having Onision on their radar and looking into him for CP. Or Onision's victims actually coming forward to expose him.

>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
Anything from the Momokun topic. They're always good.

>Best Comment
(empty)

>Worst Poster
The one Onision ban evader who flooded /pt/ with all that gross shit.

Anonymous 12/21/19 (Sat) 02:10:23 PM No. 12499

>>12453
>Best milk
All of onion's exes teaming up against him
>Favorite cow
Moomookun always
>Worst cow
FatVegFemme, she was great, why did she have to go into hiding
>Horrorcow
Also onion, sex in front of his toddler? yikes
>Best troll
GimpGirl, because i refuse to believe shes not just a very dedicated troll
>Worst troll
Luna drinking her pee. She did that to punish us.
>Best comeback
shay's fat ex boyfriend , or possibly abby brown after her hiatus
>Biggest plot twist
Death of the second hartley potato
>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
>>885751
this never fails to crack me up

Anonymous 12/21/19 (Sat) 06:08:05 PM No. 12500

>Best milk
Chris Hansen & the FBI investigating Onision

>Favorite cow
Phoebe Tickner / fatvegfemme

>Worst cow
Lillee Jean & Laur Trueman. Calling people's employers over self-inflicted Twitter drama is a lot.

>Horrorcow
Jonathon Yaniv

>Best comeback
Abby Brown

Anonymous 12/21/19 (Sat) 06:11:18 PM No. 12501

> Best milk
Erin Painter
> Favorite Cow
Holly Brown
> Worst Cow
Venus Angelic
> Horrorcow
Onision
> Best Troll
Trisha Paytas
> Worst Troll
Belle Delphine
> Best Comeback
Abby Brown
> Biggest Plot twist
Erin Painter x2

Anonymous 12/21/19 (Sat) 06:23:34 PM No. 12502

>Best milk: the "Onision vs Chris Hansen" saga

>Favorite cow: Tuna and her Easter Island Bf (I don't know why but seeing Lurch ugly mug on her pics make me lol everytime)

>Worst cow: /W as a board itself is a pure mess.
Pixielocks, Kelly Eden, Kota (petty nitpicking from weebs and no milk), Western Vocaloid (full of self-posters and underaged tards)…ect
Being nostalgic of the old PT/Cgl/Stamina Rose era, I'm always hungry for weeb milk but yeah, it's a mess.

>Horrorcow: Luna drinking her own piss for a few coins

>Best troll: Venus brainwashing her audience (and a lot of us here too, hence the "Good Luck" banner) into believing she was a "uwu pure innocent victim" for such a long time. It was pretty brilliant imo

>Biggest plot twist: Marge is the New Black (Korean prison saga), Onision's exes finally spilling the bean about his antics

>Best user submitted content: All edits/doodles that anons are making, the "Dumb Bitch Meme" and "Meme hell" threads on /m

>Worst Poster: scat-anon, necessary4sperg

Anyway, I hope you have a nice holidays Admin-Sama+farmhands. You guys are doing great and I love you with all of my cringy ESL heart.

Anonymous 12/22/19 (Sun) 02:57:37 AM No. 12508

>>12469
Samefag, I want to react my horrorcow nomination and change it to Yaniv

Anonymous 12/22/19 (Sun) 05:03:58 AM No. 12510

>Worst Poster
Erin

Anonymous 12/22/19 (Sun) 01:52:26 PM No. 12511

>>12454
Seconding
>Worst Poster
The anon on /ot/ who always stops by to complain about her completely ordinary roommate.

Anonymous 12/22/19 (Sun) 03:56:02 PM No. 12513

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best troll - ban evading ratmy

Anonymous 12/22/19 (Sun) 04:05:19 PM No. 12514

>Best milk
>Favorite cow
>Best Comeback

Is for max300,tofutax and tosh minimimetune for the kings of lolcow for give us much milk and entertaining for 5 years , so the sjws of drama

Anonymous 12/22/19 (Sun) 05:03:53 PM No. 12515

>Best milk
LJ and her batshit mother
>Favorite cow
LJ and her mom again
>Worst cow
Venus I guess. She just makes me sad at this point
>Horrorcow
gimpgirl
>Best troll
Belle Delphine
>Biggest plot twist
Erin self-posting
>Worst Poster
Erin

Anonymous 12/22/19 (Sun) 05:29:16 PM No. 12517

>Best milk
onision x chris hansen x fbi threesome

>Favorite cow
lillee jean and her g8 mother

>Worst cow
mariah

>Horrorcow
soren

>Biggest plot twist
the FBI is investigating onion

Anonymous 12/22/19 (Sun) 07:29:39 PM No. 12518

>Best milk
Obviously Onision/Krai

>Favorite cow
TND is a trainwreck I just can't look away from

>Worst cow
Heather Sparkles

>Horrorcow
Gimpgirl/MARY!!

>Best troll
Micky Deer's wack face-edits she passes off as real

>Worst troll
Soren. UGH

>Biggest plot twist
Erin Painter self-posting of course

Anonymous 12/22/19 (Sun) 08:20:08 PM No. 12519

>Best milk
Everything that's happened to Greg over the past few months, or the Yaniv saga
>Favorite cow
Pheobe, the fact that her thread has virtually zero in-fighting is a testament to how great she is
>Worst cow
Tie between Kota, Venus, and Taylor R., their threads are more or less a constant argument between jealous weebs, fans, and passersby over whether they are still relevant and whether they are actually shitty people or not
>Horrorcow
Gimpgirl is unmatched
>Best troll
Belle Delphine, as she causes pretty much everybody to sperg out just by existing
>Worst troll
The KF guy on the Onision thread who had a continuous meltdown over a short ban, the self-posters on the pro-ana threads, or the hysterical blogging weens on the TND threads
>Best comeback
Lori fully emerging from her slumber to once more become a boil on cosplay's ass or Greg finally producing milk again after months upon months of nothing
>Biggest plot twist
Shiloh and Skye going public or Yaniv getting apprehended by the police for something completely unrelated to pedophilia
>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
That anon who kept posting ridiculous edits on the Holly/Jared/Heidi thread and kept getting banned
>Best Comment
The ridiculous edits on the Holly/Jared/Heidi thread
>Worst Poster
The KF guy on the Onision thread who had a continuous meltdown over a short ban

Anonymous 12/22/19 (Sun) 09:41:58 PM No. 12521

>Best milk
A predictable one, onision vs Chris Hansen
>Favorite cow
Holly Brown unstoppable fall into obscurity, the threads aren't even that fun but the fact that a rising "semi" successful artuber fucked over herself with shitty opinions and laziness is so fascinating to me

>Horrorcow
Lillie Jean beauty blogger wild ride.
>Biggest plot twist
The fact that wenus angewic is as shitty as kappa mom, at most I thought she would end up as another harmless delulu in Japan.

Anonymous 12/22/19 (Sun) 10:19:02 PM No. 12522

>Best milk
Onision

>Favorite cow
Personally Abby Brown

>Worst cow
Dakota or Venus

>Horrorcow
Mary AKA "GimpGirl"

>Worst troll
Does the literal shitposter in the Onion thread count?

>Best comeback
Abby Brown

>Biggest plot twist
Onision

>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
IDK how to link it properly but the newest drawing of Board-tan in /meta/ with the sign that says "scrotes be gone"

Anonymous 12/22/19 (Sun) 11:43:35 PM No. 12523

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>Best Milk

No question about it. The Onision milk has flowed a river of lol.

>Favorite Cow
Shoe0nHead is a perpetual favorite. Her milk's been a bit slow but I'm predicting shit going down with Vaush. Possibly her cheating on preg.

>Worst Cow
Jude Bishop. She's not very interesting. Just a dumb cunt.

>Horrorcow
More of a shitshow than a horrorcow but the Devlev eunuch sisters are total creeps.

>Biggest plot twist
Jeffree Star goes after James Charles using Tati as a proxy. It fails miserably.

Anonymous 12/22/19 (Sun) 11:47:58 PM No. 12524

>>12519
I forgot:
>Biggest plot twist
Pixy degenerating and pooping on the lawn >>>/pt/720025 after seeming to have been getting better

Anonymous 12/23/19 (Mon) 12:25:06 AM No. 12525

>Best milk
Hansen vs Predator, hands down
>Favorite cow
Pheebs, I eagerly await her milly return
>Worst cow
Mariah. She's pathetic and boring at this point
>Horrorcow
Shayna
>Best troll
Belle Delphine
>Worst troll
Miranda
>Best comeback
Sarah for coming out against Onion
>Biggest plot twist
Chris motherfucking Hansen going after Onision, never would have saw that coming

Anonymous 12/23/19 (Mon) 03:56:33 AM No. 12528

>Best milk
onion and wife getting soon-to-be party v&

>Favorite cow
holly (fujo not cheater), her drawings always make me laugh

>Worst cow
in terms of boring, dakota. in terms of most atrocious person, one of the dogfuckers from that hell thread.

>Horrorcow
pnp pretending her syphillis is psoriasis

>Best comeback
abby brown, i want her to succeed

>Biggest plot twist
all of onision's exes coming back to avengers final battle him before chris fucking hansen gets involved followed by the fbi

>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
the onision thread consistently has the best thread art

New categories;
>Best Comment
the billie jean/lillie jean parody in her first or second thread

>Worst Poster
all mini-mods who think bitching at people for not saging or breaking a tiny rule like that is worth clogging up the thread

Anonymous 12/23/19 (Mon) 11:18:51 AM No. 12529

>Best milk
Onion and lamey
>Worst troll
Scat poster
>Biggest plot twist
Hansen fbi investigation (onision)
>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
Art thread edits

Anonymous 12/23/19 (Mon) 12:56:23 PM No. 12532

>Best milk
Onision
>Favorite cow
PNP
>Worst cow
Shayna
>Horrorcow
Luna
>Best troll
Venus
>Worst troll
Self-posters on pro-ana
>Biggest plot twist
Erin Painter Self-Post;
>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
Anyone from Shayna's thread who keeps sending those good close-ups with her face

Anonymous 12/23/19 (Mon) 02:58:01 PM No. 12533

This year has been extremely milky.

>Best milk
Onision of course. The Projared drama was also pretty milky, but the Onionsaga has been on fire this year.
>Favorite cow
Onision and Projared/Holly
>Worst cow
Erin Painter
>Horrorcow
Shayna
>Best troll
Belle Delphine
>Worst troll
The Mostrengas; the scat poster
>Best comeback
Venus
>Biggest plot twist
Momokun going nude; Sarah exposing Onision; all of his exes, Chris Hansen and the FBI finally teaming up together to chase Onision
>Best user submitted content
The Onision threads always have some hilarious user submitted content. Honorable mention for the anon who posted those LSD-tier shoops in the Projared thread.
>Worst Poster
Necessaryspeed and homophobe-chan

Anonymous 12/23/19 (Mon) 04:47:24 PM No. 12534

>Best milk
LJ and Laur vs. the internet
>Favorite cow
abbey brown. In queen pt's absence, she's taken over as the only cow I like.
>Horrorcow
gimpgirl
>Best troll
the anon(s?) trying to force braco as a meme.
>Best comeback
abbey brown
>Worst Poster
necessarypeed4, who this category was surely made specifically for. Honorable mention to homophobe-chan.

>>12492
Pretty sure amanda-chan was 2018?
>>12533
Are the ostrenga's still around?

Anonymous 12/23/19 (Mon) 06:11:42 PM No. 12535

>Horrorcow
Shayna's really gross and her thread is depressing to read.

>Worst cow
Kota's thread is really boring and milkless with most anons just infighting about whether Kota is still relevant or not.

>Best user submitted content
This >>12150

Anonymous 12/23/19 (Mon) 06:19:46 PM No. 12536

>Best milk
Chris Hansen/ Onision
>Favorite cow
Shayna, every year she gets worse
>Worst cow
Shayna, of course
>Horrorcow
Luna
>Best Troll
Belle Delphine
>Best comeback
Venus
>Biggest plot twist
Chris Hansen/Onision
>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
the cow banner with Shayna licking her lips

Anonymous 12/23/19 (Mon) 07:33:38 PM No. 12537

>favorite cow
Luna Slater

>biggest plot twist
Sephi, that creepy woman obsessed with being stuck at 12 wanting a mommy turning out to be a wholesome hamster youtuber with hundreds of thousands of subscribers.

>best user content
The mokokun banner with "you died"

Anonymous 12/23/19 (Mon) 09:35:52 PM No. 12538

>Best milk
Chris Hanson and Onision

>Favorite cow
Shoe

>Worst cow
Dakota, Venus, weebs in general

>Horrorcow
The ‘looking for a mother’ girl or pnp

>Best troll
Amanda Seyfried sperg if it was this year

>Worst troll
Venus

>Worst comeback
Kiki

>Worst Poster
Radfems as a collective

Anonymous 12/23/19 (Mon) 11:37:09 PM No. 12539

>Worst Poster
handmaidens as a collective

Anonymous 12/24/19 (Tue) 03:02:52 AM No. 12540

>>12481
I second this one
You have good taste anon

Anonymous 12/24/19 (Tue) 03:27:45 AM No. 12541

>Best milk
Chris Hansen interviewing Sarah, Shiloh, Billy, and Ayalla. Also dropping that the FBI is involved with Onision

>Worst cow
Projared, and Holly. Both are insufferable, manipulative cheaters.

>Horrorcow
Gimpgirl555, her life terrifies me

>Biggest plot twist
Milky_Angel_ (aka looking for a mother) turned out to own a popular hamster yt channel
Also Erin self posting, and trying to backpedal.

>Worst Poster
The Projared defenders clogging up the thread with "b-b-but Heidi is just as bad!!11!!"

Anonymous 12/24/19 (Tue) 07:15:09 AM No. 12543

> Worst Poster
The mass invasion of delusional radfems doing their best to turn as many threads as possible to shit.

Anonymous 12/24/19 (Tue) 11:11:57 AM No. 12544

>Best milk
Onion saga
>Favorite cow
TND
>Worst cow
Luna
>Horrorcow
Plasticnproud
>Biggest plot twist
Hansen involving FBI

Anonymous 12/24/19 (Tue) 11:47:33 AM No. 12545

> horrorcow
pnp
> fave cow
luna slater
> worst poster
anything about radfems or ‘gender critical’ nonsense

Anonymous 12/24/19 (Tue) 01:50:26 PM No. 12547

>Best milk
Chris Hansen coming for Greg
>Favorite cow
Taylor N Dean
>Worst cow
Mira
>Horrorcow
gimpgirl555
>Best troll
Trisha Paytas’ trans announcement
>Worst troll
Mira~ “how do you do, fellow anons” every time
>Best comeback
Abby Brown and that Marge Simpson style pink wig
>Biggest plot twist
Erin turning out to have been dragging herself pretty eloquently
>Worst Poster
Radfems flipping out in /meta/ after the thread closure~ "mods r trannys!"

Anonymous 12/24/19 (Tue) 03:06:26 PM No. 12548

>Worst poster
No one deserves that title more than the radfemcels

Anonymous 12/24/19 (Tue) 03:41:05 PM No. 12549

>Best milk
Onision
>Horrorcow
Yaniv
>Favorite cow
Develv/Eunuch sisters, their wikipedia editing made me learn a lot more about history
>Best Comment
Sometimes I remember the anon who called the Roman Empire the Scrotman Empire and laugh.
>Best user submitted content
Whoever made the "You died" banner

Anonymous 12/24/19 (Tue) 04:27:35 PM No. 12550

> Favorite cow
Taylor Nicole Dean
> Best milk
Onision

Anonymous 12/24/19 (Tue) 04:57:51 PM No. 12551

Horrorcow is Plasticnproud for sure.

Anonymous 12/24/19 (Tue) 06:40:49 PM No. 12553

>Horrorcow:
Ariana McMillan aka plasticandproud aka psoriasisbutmakeitsexy

>Best Troll:
Belle Delphine

Anonymous 12/24/19 (Tue) 10:54:27 PM No. 12554

>Best milk
Onion boy gettin peeled by Hansen

>Favorite cow
Pheebz fatvegfemme

>Worst cow
Venus

>Horrorcow
Shayna jesus christ that was a roller coaster

>Best troll
Trisha

>Worst troll
Trisha

>Best comeback
Nightmare kid aka Abby Brown

>Biggest plot twist
Sarah turning on onion

>Worst Poster
Scatporn

Anonymous 12/25/19 (Wed) 12:29:09 AM No. 12555

>Best milk
onision for sure

>Favorite cow
taylor nicole dean

>Worst cow
maybe venus, but also taylor nicole dean

>Best troll
trisha

>Worst troll
belle delphine, stupid bitch faked her arrest and people ate it up anyway

>Biggest plot twist
definitely erin painters post log, dasha-tier crazy bitch

Anonymous 12/25/19 (Wed) 12:30:13 AM No. 12556

>Favorite cow
The one and only Phoebe Tickner

>Horrorcow
PNP

>Worst cow
Lillee Jean (& Laur, since they're kind of a package deal)

>Worst troll
Soren

>Worst Poster
Erin

Anonymous 12/25/19 (Wed) 01:00:12 AM No. 12558

>>12555

>puts trisha as 'best troll' even though she didn't fool anyone and was immediately called out for her trolling.

>puts belle as 'worst troll' even though she trolled hundreds of people both with her arrest and her bath water.

okay

Anonymous 12/25/19 (Wed) 03:51:30 AM No. 12559

>>12558
Belle was also immediately called out for her trolling

Anonymous 12/25/19 (Wed) 03:07:49 PM No. 12561

>>12558
>puts belle as 'worst troll' even though she trolled hundreds of people both with her arrest and her bath water
>trolled hundreds of people
>of people
>people
Cumbrains. You meant her cumbrain orbiters. Everyone else thought she was an obnoxious twat, and too obvious.

Anonymous 12/25/19 (Wed) 03:23:09 PM No. 12562

>>12558
hi belle. you're a gross whore lul.

Anonymous 12/25/19 (Wed) 09:47:13 PM No. 12572

>>12558
There are still plenty of tards who believe that Trish isn't trolling.

Anonymous 12/25/19 (Wed) 10:01:19 PM No. 12573

>>12558
lmao are you subbed to her patreon too
how the fuck was any of that a good meme

Anonymous 12/26/19 (Thu) 12:50:38 AM No. 12575

>Best milk
Chris Hansen's live streams about gurg or Sensual Scratches

>Favorite cow
Kelly Eden, Laur or Shane and co

>Worst cow
Erin is so dumb and boring

>Horrorcow
Luna, always Luna. Possibly Shay.

>Best troll
Venus with her drunken streams, getting blocked out of PULL and reading out shit

>Worst troll
Any of those OT pick mes or the anti vaxx spergs

>Biggest plot twist
That one anon on /ot/ or /g/ who was complaining about something else and it came up that she changed pads like…twice per period? or something? Please tell me someone remembers her, i was laughing and shocked by that shit.

Anonymous 12/26/19 (Thu) 06:05:42 AM No. 12577

>>horror cow
Tuna

>>best comeback
Abby everyyyyyyy time,I feel like she should win some sort of miss congeniality bless her

>>worst and favorite cow
Ariana pnp love to hate her

Anonymous 12/26/19 (Thu) 09:01:47 AM No. 12583

>Horrorcow
Luna Slater

Anonymous 12/26/19 (Thu) 11:45:57 AM No. 12585

>>12577
it seems like this year the horrorcow is going to be a tight race between tuna and pnp. one is a gross junkie who drinks her own piss, the other is disease ridden and refuses to get treatment. honestly, i see it as a tie.

Anonymous 12/26/19 (Thu) 01:58:00 PM No. 12587

>Best milk
Onision's patreon btfo'd
>Favorite cow
Momokun and her new lips
>Horrorcow
Gimpgirl
>Worst troll
Raven's fake baby noises
>Best comeback
Venus' sugaring profile + drunken streams + divorce announcement
>Biggest plot twist
Chris Hansen getting on Onision's case

Anonymous 12/26/19 (Thu) 06:57:46 PM No. 12589

>>12573
Belle stirred half the internet into a fit of rage- boomers, incels, jealous aspiring 'influencers', porn addicts, radfems, tradthots and tradcels etc. and had the sense to stay completely disengaged from any discussion surrounding her, which denied everyone who hates her the opportunity to lash out at her and blow off some steam. She (or whoever is coaching her) is a fantastic troll.

Anonymous 12/26/19 (Thu) 11:16:04 PM No. 12590

>>12589
I thought this was belle until I got to
>(or whoever is coaching her)
Now I think it's her limp wristed bf. Gtfo.

Anonymous 12/26/19 (Thu) 11:38:28 PM No. 12592

>>12589
She’s just another retarded ethot who found a niche “meme” market. They weren’t even good memes either. Stop praising her, We all forgot about her . Unless you’re some retarded 12 year old male “memer”, or her herself you have no reason to kiss that much ass

Anonymous 12/26/19 (Thu) 11:58:11 PM No. 12594

>>12589
You're giving Belle way too much credit for being an ethot retard

Anonymous 12/27/19 (Fri) 01:36:35 AM No. 12597

worst poster should be awarded to the entirety of /kpop critical/

Anonymous 12/27/19 (Fri) 02:02:46 AM No. 12598

>Best milk
Onion and the Hansen-FBI saga.
>Favorite cow
I honestly can't choose..haha.
>Worst cow
Momokun
>Horrorcow
Gimpgirl
>Best troll
None of em were good this year.
>Worst troll
The scatposter.
>Best comeback
Venus Angelic
>Biggest plot twist
Both Hartley Hooligan potatoes dying in the same year. Truly the end of an era.
>Best user submitted content
I really like the 'Scrotes b gone' board tan that someone drew recently.
>Best Comment
None come to mind (sorry lc).
>Worst Poster
The /ot/ NEETposter who always makes the condescending vents about her roommate that she's obv jealous of lmao.

Anonymous 12/27/19 (Fri) 08:49:47 AM No. 12601

>>12547
I want to add
>Best user submitted content
I've grown fond of this banner >>10820

Anonymous ## Admin 12/27/19 (Fri) 03:07:11 PM No. 12605

I temporarily locked the thread earlier to ensure that we could narrow down the nominations. You have spoken and now you must decide.
Each category allows for two votes unless otherwise specified. Since submissions and comments were vague we decided to allow you to post a link. Happy holidays and happy voting anons!

Anonymous 12/27/19 (Fri) 05:25:48 PM No. 12607

>>12605
Can we please vote on the rest without having to submit links?

Anonymous 12/27/19 (Fri) 07:45:40 PM No. 12609

>>12605
No option for Feebs for favourite cow? Rigor morris.

Anonymous 12/27/19 (Fri) 08:10:34 PM No. 12610

>Best milk
Honestly Chris Hansen vs. Onision

>Favorite cow
Dolly Mattel, tho Becca Nattosoup is an up and coming to unwarranted selfimportsnce and laziness.

>Worst cow
They're all bad.

>Horrorcow
Luna Slater and her egg yolk piss.

>Best troll

>Worst troll
Onision

>Best comeback
Laineybot complete and utter silence.

>Biggest plot twist
Fupa leaving Shayna for being too crazy.

>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
The memes on the dolly mattel thread are thriving.

Anonymous 12/27/19 (Fri) 08:40:06 PM No. 12612

if it's ok to vote for just one category

>Favorite cow
Phoebe Tickner/fatvegfemme

for sure. she's got it all and i hate how eagerly i await her return

Anonymous 12/27/19 (Fri) 09:35:19 PM No. 12613

>>12609
>>12612

This. Where Feebs at on the poll

Anonymous ## Admin 12/28/19 (Sat) 05:49:21 AM No. 12618

Sorry for the errors. I added her back,you should be able to edit your votes until the end of the year.

Anonymous 12/28/19 (Sat) 08:16:03 AM No. 12619

>Best milk
Chris Hansen / Onision Saga

>Favorite cow
Develv is my guilty pleasure. Just so utterly baffling and weird.

>Worst cow
Laur/Lillie Jean, it's repetitive and boring

>Horrorcow
Luna. PnP is gross but I think Luna's going to end up dead way faster.

>Best troll
Venus

>Worst troll
The scat spammer

>Best comeback
Holly coming out of general obscurity and turning out to be batshit crazy

>Biggest plot twist
Sarah turning on the onions

Anonymous 12/28/19 (Sat) 12:51:08 PM No. 12622

>>12619
Nominations ended fyi

Anonymous 12/29/19 (Sun) 12:09:30 AM No. 12629

>Best milk
The whole ProJared drama. Could've lived without seeing his rat dick tho.

>Favorite cow
Close tie between Lori & Kevin and Erin Painter.

>Worst cow
Momokun. Shit's just getting sad at this point…

>Biggest plot twist
Erin Painter talking shit about herself in her self-posts.

>Best user submitted content (photo edits etc.)
That one ominous anon posting those weird edits in the ProJared thread completely randomly.

Anonymous 12/29/19 (Sun) 06:41:36 AM No. 12632

>>12629
hey man just vote now: >>12605

Anonymous 12/29/19 (Sun) 08:39:15 PM No. 12634

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No hate pls but this is legit best user content. I didn’t vote it on the form but just consider lol

Anonymous 12/29/19 (Sun) 11:02:03 PM No. 12638

>>12634
I think you can edit your vote till the end of the year? That is an amazing comment

Anonymous 12/30/19 (Mon) 01:35:37 AM No. 12642

>Worst Poster
that one anon who literally lives on the onion thread and calls him "waterbrain" / "waternoggin"

Anonymous 12/30/19 (Mon) 06:20:04 PM No. 12644

>favourite cow
Miranda
>worst troll
Venus
>best milk
Onion
>horrorcow
Momokun
>best plot twist
Take a seat

Anonymous 12/31/19 (Tue) 05:03:37 AM No. 12650

>>12454
>>12054

Anonymous 12/31/19 (Tue) 08:21:10 PM No. 12653

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>Best Comment

Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 12:13:30 AM No. 12678

>best milk
Onion vs. the fbi
>worst cow
Psoriasisbut akeitdisgusting aka ari or Luna bc they’re so not milky and just disgusting
>horrorcow
Shayna
>worst troll
T. Sinclair and poopy

Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 08:10:08 AM No. 12680

>>12653
>if a Male is born with more female genes then his ass is gonna be gay
I have learned something valuable this day.

Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 11:58:48 AM No. 12681

>>12453
>Best milk
Onion and Chris Hansen

>Favorite cow
Onion boy

>Worst cow
Venus

>Horrowcow
Mariah Mallad
>Best troll
Belle Delphine

>Biggest plot twist
Sarah giving us milk on Onion

Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 02:08:01 PM No. 12682

>>12653
top kek

Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 07:15:39 PM No. 12684

>Best milk: shiena still pretending she didnt get deported in 2018. seemingly followed by miranda getting deported in 2019.

>Favorite cow; leda muir who has had interactions with most of the cows on this site and onision. fun fact onision tried to bait her for content. so funny. lonlon labon- my favorite missippi scammer.

>Worst cow jaclyn glenn- she is a predator. she also uses others for content. laineybot she plays innocent but she chose onion.

>Horrorcow too poor- a lot of bad stuff happens when you are friends with her. the hoarders with pets.

>Best troll onision

>Worst troll momocon- we know she watches the thread.

>Best comeback venus angelic. she appeared to be leaving lolcow and just using manaki. 2019 saw her become a full cow again.

>Biggest plot twist margo palermo. she was right about venus all along and in 2019 no one could dispute it.

>Best Comment dont have direct post but someone said repizon was a cow and the response said basically never mind that. lol.

>Worst Poster the venus whiteknights. they only sleep a few hours. they bounce from site to site lying about venus.

Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 07:20:04 PM No. 12685

>>12653
that user was put to pasture because they dont know the kings english. I think thats unfair. hopefully, someone explained to them that there is a difference between verbal and written. they should read more books.

I would like to vote them best comment and good job on saving it.

Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 11:11:52 PM No. 12687

when do we get the results tho

Anonymous 01/03/20 (Fri) 12:47:02 AM No. 12688

>>12685
they were probably banned for the namefagging and extreme autism lol but it is a hilarious pair of posts

Anonymous 01/03/20 (Fri) 05:10:27 PM No. 12690

>worst cow
Taylor r

Best Milk Anonymous ## Admin 01/04/20 (Sat) 09:45:01 PM No. 12707

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Onision versus Hansen and the FBI

Best Troll Anonymous ## Admin 01/04/20 (Sat) 09:46:19 PM No. 12708

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Belle Delphine

Best Comeback Anonymous ## Admin 01/04/20 (Sat) 09:50:02 PM No. 12709

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Venus Angelic

Biggest Plot Twist Anonymous ## Admin 01/04/20 (Sat) 09:52:50 PM No. 12710

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Chris Hansen getting involved on catching the resident groomer

Favorite Cow Anonymous ## Admin 01/04/20 (Sat) 09:56:17 PM No. 12711

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Dolly Mattel

Worst Troll
Both scatkun and kiwi scatkun are tied!

Worst Cow Anonymous ## Admin 01/04/20 (Sat) 10:01:29 PM No. 12713

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Taylor Nicole Dean, with Yaniv only 2 votes short of surpassing her

Horror Cow Anonymous ## Admin 01/04/20 (Sat) 10:05:38 PM No. 12714

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Luna Slater

Best Comment Anonymous ## Admin 01/04/20 (Sat) 10:23:40 PM No. 12717

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>The idea alone that Erin could’ve ghostwrote 90% of her thread is the funniest and saddest thing I’ve ever read on this site.

>I think Mooron might actually be able to make a serious comeback. Think about it guys, she would be perfect working for the CIA.
>Some foreign spy has been caught and taken to a black site for interrogation. He is ready because he was trained to handle water boarding. His body is use to almost all drugs used by the CIA. He has nothing to worry about. Until he hears the crane backing up. Suddenly he is slammed to the ground where he is anchored to the floor so he can't move. He looks up in horror as he sees THIS being lowered towards his face. The more he screams the more Moo crouch air he takes in.

>Probably about 50 and of those 50, 49 are necessaryspeed4.

>I like it when beautiful men poop. What's so wrong with that?

>Yeah, no way in hell I'm clicking that video. I thought her piss was a fucking EGG YOLK for a second.

>Taking bets on how long this Bardem-haircut bitch sticks with this plan. From inception to completion, I guess 6 months tops.

>I can't believe it, I thought radfems were a little paranoid with trannies and men but fuck, this is like a profecy they literally invade everything and shut them down even on fucking female boards wow. This thread is obviously going to get nuked too.
I think this is the best one, pic related (from Pink Pill).

Anonymous 01/06/20 (Mon) 01:15:30 PM No. 12819

It was a good 2019. The rise of LJ and her batshit insane mom. Onion getting more attention than he can handle, I think Taylor cried the whole year. Raven's samsung baby, Margo getting deported, Venus leaving Manaki, TND going to rehab. So much milk and I swear I'm missing things.