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I haven't seen brown poop eyes sperg anon in a while
It takes 2 mintues to check shaynas thread and move on. >Why her
Why any fucking cow on this site? Why do we have a thread on junky Jonny Craig, why do we have a thread on photoshop girl? Why do we talk about anything? You dont have to be a spectacularly horrific or interesting person to be talked about. Why anything?
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This is honestly kinda scary
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Weird anon, I was reading Shayna's last thread and had an epiphany that she is basically the Chris-chan of the 20s and came here to post it lol. For these reasons:>Poor social skills>Bad hygiene>Fat>Doxxes herself constantly>Puts off creating her content with increasingly retarded excuses>Desperately wants an s/o that loves her but has nothing to offer in return>Has a million videos of her doing inappropriate sex acts on the internet forever>Has a legion of haters that are weirdly affectionate for her and want to help her>Now has weens that cowtip and everyone hates them
The only difference is there aren't any anons posing as johns to try and troll her over the phone.
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WHERE IS THE NEW SHAY THREAD IN SNOW
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even the autistic midget poly guy dropped her the second she started being Shayna. like those types of guys literally fuck jars with my little pony figurines. the fact she raged and raged and said she was in love because he fucked her once and then ghosted because she was annoying. one of the bleakest moments of all time.
he was older, had less money, was uglier, and had kids and a wife to hide from like a scrote but still didn't want to keep being fuck buddies with shay… and then you remember the creepy bald guy shay fucked weeks before that and how he didn't even get hard and quietly started fucking uglier women than shay and stopped interacting with her. pick me karma is absolutely cruel and ruthless.
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If you ever wonder if men are in the shay thread, they absolutely are still. I translated this from the finnish thread, it's from an anon finnish discussion app
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Forgot to spoiler oops
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I miss womack's retardation
"for breakfast budgets, for wreck fast nuggets" is so retarded it's almost poetry. new autistic earworm my brain will repeat for the next week, love to see it
also does anyone else think the cowtipper is shaymu herself? something reeks of porcine up in that thread
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i hate how much Clawdeens face looks like Shay when she photoshopd herself to hell, paints on weird freckles and Yaniv smirks
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Does anyone else think Shay's Stacy sister reads the threads??
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Cowtipperchan has me so upset. Literal definition of mental illness truly giving shat a run for her money. They deserve a life sentence in the gulags of the shaynatorium, sentenced to a lifetime of whatever the hell this is
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shayna is the biggest bitch at the shoot again
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Cowtipper to be given a life sentence holding their nose into the Gimp's mouth hole and smelling his teeth and breath for all eternity.
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The people in Shayna’s life and online are so ugly lmfao
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what stage is shayna
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Shay's coomers make me laugh so much.
I swear half of them are legitimately mentally handicapped.
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Losers attract losers
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He’s definitely special needs. The handwriting, the facial expressions..
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Another creepy degenerate moid orbiter
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I asked ChatGPT to write a poem about Shayna. Here's the result:
Shayna, oh Shayna, our dear Bimbo,
Her weight fluctuates, like a yo-yo,
She drinks like a fish, can't stop at one,
Her eating habits, a binge-eating fun.
Hello Fresh meals, she tries to prepare,
But the kitchen's a mess, oh dear, oh dear!
The coomers she had, that once adored,
Left her alone, feeling quite ignored.
Her house is dirty, it's quite a sight,
It's such a mess, it gives us a fright!
But Shayna, our Bimbo, she doesn't care,
She'll just have another drink and stare.
So here's to Shayna, aka Barbie too,
We hope she gets it together, it's true,
Until then, we'll just sit back and laugh,
At her crazy antics, her drinking and chaff.
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someone needs to take his internet away
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can someone tell me whats going on with those black dots on her legs? spoilered because ass boils
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Shays orbiter in a diaper showing off a cake about doxxing
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Shayge for blogpost -and my first post in the shaynatorium- but I’m Shayna’s age and I used to be fat not that long ago. I lost that weight by working a shitty job full time that required me to be on my feet for most of the day.
Shay will never change her ways, but if she wanted to move her body more than she does now, maybe she would look less like an ogre.
kek love when she does her monthly>remember when i was goth in high school?
bitch looked like this. then discovered tumblr and added a black choker at most.
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Shay inspired me to stop drinking, I hit 3 month mark today thanks you fat alchy pedo piece of shit
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Shaycrew (shay picrew)
this gif makes me lose it every time it's posted>>1517757
this bitch has vericose veins at age 25 jfc
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different nona but i searched the og video to hear what she says and its even funnier now KEEEEK
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the chad pixyteri pooping vs the virgin shayna comedian farting picture. history always repeats itself.
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What is wrong with her toes? The 2 smallest ones are fucking deformed?? No wonder she never has her feet out - thick yellow calluses, deformed toes, cankles and poor circulation. Nonas, feet are already weird and gross but holy shit Shaynas are fucking FOUL.
I would going pass her thread all the time, whatever the time where she was wearing that green tube top socks and sandals and was out with fupaul was when I finally stopped going past her threads. I remember opening the spoiler of one of her posts I was newer to lolcow and I was like wtf. This is porn. Shayna annoys me.too much to read through her threads.
While I always reread stefanys, creepshow, that girl from snow whose name I always forget with the dark hair who acts like Stefany, even Erin Painters threads.
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Really nasty picture but it made me laugh so hard. Any other nonnies also laugh super hard at Shayna's porn? I feel like I probably come off like a liar to anyone else because who tf laughs at actual porn. Her pussy in this picture seriously looks like Homer Simpson's mouth.
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Doing my reread on this lazy Sunday and this sure aged well kek. Who would have guessed she’d STILL be struggling away at this…
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Jason r womack
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Shayna’s coomer was traumatized like Shayna was
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Such a fucking loser.
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Whenever my dad complains about me forgetting to wash a dish in the sink I just want to show him this failson to make him stfu.
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More fat NEET leech tweets, this guy is the absolute fucking worst. I’m laughing at the one that looks down upon people with jobs like he isn’t grifting off the salaries of his parents by living at home.
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She looks more huge compared to that tiny ass purse kek Womack looking ass
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Shayna naked like a fat man child with her floppy tits out and a tutu to cover her beer gut looks like a parody. This has to be the worst outfit she’s ever had
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Noodle is so cute, I wish I could rescue her so she could eat a proper diet, run outside in my backyard, and receive all the pets and rubs to make up for whatever PTSD Shat has inflicted upon her.
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I hate Shayter (Shayna+Mater) so much
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I will try for you
I know Shay’s just not right for you
And you can’t tell me if I'm off
But I see you can’t escape
When you walk into Shay’s disgusting sets
And you're spending all your time
In this wrong situation
And anytime you want to run off
I know I can treat you better than Shay can
And any dog like you deserves attention
Tell me, why are we wasting time
On all your wasted crying
When you should be with me instead?
I know I can treat you better
Better than Shay can
Oh too many to count, nonette. Too many to count kek. I would prob start with her rape/abduction fetish bc im an actual survivor and I like to think (stupidly perhaps) an IRL dressing down about it might be different than just seeing people Ree online. Also her substance abuse/addictions (including food) and her complete lack of regard for her own personal safety. I know she’s got hella mommy issues tho so who knows how she’d react to an IRL woman spitting harsh truths.
But tbh she may well just be an irredeemable piece of shit ultrakek
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Rereading the first few threads makes it clear that Shat does hate sex. I think one anon said it right when they said her drugging kink is because she doesn’t want to be awake for sex. She really fetishizes getting raped and being a sexually assaulted toddler just to get attention.
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I’m also rereading and found this gem in thread 4 I believe kek ahhh the hits keep coming…
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Her coomers are so fucking ugly. Does she not realize they are a reflection of her? Ugly attracts ugly
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It’s just an ugly fat dog. It’s not cute at all.
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Her pets are crusty and ugly just like Shayna. Not their fault but they probably have so much Shay germs on it. Petri dish mfs
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Her pets are crusty and ugly just like Shayna. Not their fault but they probably have so much Shay germs on it. Petri dish mfs
Just because you’re a heartless dog hater doesn’t mean everyone is. Her pets should really be considered victims
, she doesn’t care for them, obviously neglects them, and deprives them of happiness.
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For your shayneeds
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this is perfection
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There are so many instances like this in the earlier threads it makes me kek so loud
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she just uploaded this WTF
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Updated links to the list of Shaynatorium threads for whoever makes the new main thread (I humbly request these be included in the description even though I don't make threads):
Shaynatorium 1 >>>/ot/1481862
Shaynatorium 2 >>>/ot/1513705
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Shat and her "tight holes" fucking 7 monster sized dildos in one sesh including a horse dick
Lmao some nonnie
edited her to have a black eye and bulge.
Funniest part is I didn't realise right away. I was fully believing Shay posted such an image
That would work if she had lots of coomers willing to pay for videos, she doesn't so she has to make more videos to get more money out of the few coomers she has.
100 coomers paying $10 a video = $1000
10 coomers paying $5 a video = $50
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could she look any greasier?
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She looks so much like notorious child neglecter Alice Bender in this pic holy shit kekkk
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please we need a new thread she's going to cancel her camming tonight i feel
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whomp there it is. She is so ungrateful towards her actual “fans”. Her lack of success is due to her weight and making bizarre custom fetish videos that only one coomer asked for. She also probably would have had a better following if she took care of the constant herpes outbreaks that happened when she was skinny.
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She deleted that reply and replaced it with this one
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If anyone wants to fight the urge to a-log, read about this mid 30s ABDL pedophile moid’s “trauma”
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The Fatter Bitch Project has my vote
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She is a loser and a failure kek. She has a rare moment of clarity before the delusion kicks back in
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why does she look like fucking magicarp
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Reminder of her size in the original >>>/snow/1252175
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Saw this one out in the wild, i did a full double take. First name scribbled out because she’s unrelated to the farms.
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Built like Sam Smith
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She looks like a drumstick lmfao
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I have been having some fun on sims with Wicked Whims. I am aware I need to get a life. Kek.
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She looks like pepe>>1527952
It's like she has her ass on the wrong side.>>1528066
You can use Wicked Whims with the Nisa's Wicked Perversions mod and Ksuihuh's AEP mod to make her a sex worker.
To add to this list some minor recurring characters> John Kendall Cox (Ken)> Dawn
And some minor enemies> Sol Salvatore> Vivi Clouds
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Waiting for the appropriate Womack moment to use it as a reaction image for
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Wax them now
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looking very trim and athletic
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she has come so far
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What does Shayna see in the crystal ball nonnies? adding my second autistic edit here sorry
what she wishes? marrying fupa
her actual future? another low tier scrote fucks and dissappears from his life… again… she says it was love… again
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Shauna (Shay sauna)
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My unpopular opinion is that Shayna was very pretty back in the day. I would have killed to have her look
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meh, i dont think she used to be ugly but i also dont think she was anything special. she had a nice body and a decent face at most. even in her "prime".
pretty sad that she doesn't realize coomers dont care that she listens to dadrock or that shes going blonde for the 15th time. she used to get coomers because she had a nice body and thats it. she focuses on the wrong stuff always.
In that pic she does look decent, but in >>1530204
you can see the rat face and Yaniv smirk was always there. The "tumblr weed girl" aesthetic fit her so much better than the baby bimbo uguu shit though
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Found out I live 15 minutes away from shaynus plus we’re the same age and it makes her life so much more depressing to me. Shayna could be going to gigs and make actual friends and actually meet “hot tattooed guys” but instead she’s getting wasted in her apartment pandering to Jason Womack and mike slack alone
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re-reading the old threads is such a wild ride, some true gems (picrel)
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Random but I found this disgustingly hilarious, I was reading the old threads and this is a girl that Shayna did that MFC podcast with
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Woof notre dame hunchback looking ass
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Her hair makes her look more like this MF
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Shaynus think she look just like them
Uh…am I shaytarded or is shayna saying that people (troons) who don't want to be called men/women because their bodies are now policing women, who don't want to be called uterus havers/vagina owners? Or am I just retarded. I find it hilarious that troons say they just wanna be called a woman, but then get mad when some women say, "cool, just call me a woman too, don't call me this me this,, i don't like it"
Maybe the fart fumes are getting to me because I don't know what shayna is saying kek.
I think that>people who don't want to referred to as the body parts they have
are terfs>they are policing what people want to have based on body parts
Terfs police transwomen by saying men can't be women bc women don't have dicks etc.
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was inspired by the Skidpoor shoot posted earlier in the month and finally got around to making it>>1521913
way late to this, but you could always just read through all the thread summaries instead and click on the posts cited that seem the most wtf/kek worthy to you to see the greatest hits
I want to make an updated version of this old video: https://www.dropbox.com/s/zgvjk8rrveqqwtd/STDolly%20Mattel.mp4?dl=0
but I'm not sure where to start. Last time, I had that "21 humiliating things" video to use as an outline. What videos would anon like to see compiled this time? Any ideas for a theme/outline? Thanks, love you, mwah!
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told my bf about shaynus, he's making shay references in conversation now
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She's a stupid motherfucker for doing no research. This article is one of the top results.
Enjoy your STD Shay.
This dude is sticking his raw dick in over 1000 women's orifices for porn and been caught faking an STD test and the comments on the article say it's not the first time he's been a problem.https://mikesouth.com/scumbags/scott-reedy-a-k-a-scott-hancock-of-biggulpgirls-putting-performers-at-risk-for-stis-30340/
damn anon, you missing your ex or something?>>1532951
file name made me laugh. i hope you have a better day than Shaynus, nona ♥
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this fits more to the way pixielocks is built. short, heavy and evil. shayna goes more into a shapeless blob territory where the weight gain doesnt go to tits or the ass, just to random unfortunate places like upper legs.
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Shayna in 20 more years:
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Shayna’s “twin” “girl crush” from Scatmoor shoot.
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samefagging cause i found the pic.
exactly a year ago shayna and her twin looked like this in their first shoot together. really puts shaynas ballooning to perspective
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She in love with her food
She likes takeout
On her ham pink boobs
It is compressed
Now it's 2pm
She just woke up
But will she get doordash
I bet she will
She's got a date at midnight
With Jason Womack
Oh baby Ellen Dressel
ain't got nothing on you
Well when I called her stupid
She just laughed.
And had me buy plushies.
Yeah you wanna go out
'cause there's fast food and hoeing.
You can't go out
'cause you have a bad brain day.
Fat fat fat fat failed hooker
Fat fat fat fat failed hooker
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Thanks nonnies (or nona)! I haven't used Photoshop in over 10 years and pirated it to make that kek. Thank you fellow Shaytards for getting my creative juices flowing again. Have another shitty edit
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Shayna Clifford's dad had always known that his daughter was a bit different. But when he saw her beating her dog named Noodle with her cats, Mr. Peanut Butter and Ribmeat, he knew that something had to be done. "What the hell are you doing, Shayna?" he shouted, "First the incest porn now this?!"
"I'm trying to kill Noodle to eat her," Shayna replied, her voice dripping with malice. "She tried stealing one of clients."
"You're disgusting," her dad spat. "And you're getting fat too. You need to go to college and get an education."
Shayna rolled her eyes. "I don't need college. I'm a hugh class baby bimbo daddyyy.." she batted her eyelashes and twirled her hair at her father. He shuddered.
But her dad wouldn't let it go. He knew that education was the key to success, and he was determined to make sure that Shayna didn't waste her life. So he made her apply to college, and she begrudgingly went through the motions.
Meanwhile, Noodle had escaped from Shayna's grasp and run far away to a grassy field. She was wheezing from her obesity and diabetes, but she was euphoric. It was the first time she had been out in months.
A young woman who was studying at a picnic table in the park saw Noodle and took her home. She put Noodle on a diet and took her for walks every day. Slowly but surely, Noodle became healthier and happier.
Shayna never did go to college, in fact things got a lot worse for her. Michael Slack, her biggest supporter died of a heart attack in a 7/11 bathroom. Jason Womack began orbiting Vivi Clouds, he paid $1,700 to have a threesome with her and her bf. He moved into their trailer, and stopped paying Shaynus for videos or her rent. She sat on Ribmeat and killed him during a cam show, the coomers loved it so much they gave her 80 tokens. She was arrested.
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For comedian fart anon
in celebricow someone posted a video of pornstar Mia Khalifa crying because she was out at dinner and some woman and her scrote wanted a picture.
She said no and one of them was like, "I told you that wasn't her she doesn't have nut on her face" or something gross.
I was reading shayna's, "I LOVE BEING SEXUALIZED" post and thinking about how she'd LOVE for this to be how people interact with her 24/7 in her brain but probably would be the same as Mia Khalifa.
In her fake stories she's like
>OMG, i was out & this guy & his gf, where at the other table, & I noticed her bf kept staring at me & my gf. So he gets up and comes over with her & she's giving me the evil eye and he's like
>Are you dolly mattel?
And i'm like
And he's like
>oh my god, I almost didn't reconize you without nut dribbling out of your pretty tight pussy!
And his girlfriend was red in the face & he asked for a picture!
But anyone whose dealt with scrotes hitting on you, knows that shit is gross and scary, now imagine being a sex worker like Shayna and what kind of freak watches her enough to know her.
She'd probably cry but cope online like she loved it.
If big pornstars like Mia Khalifa and others who actually have a large fanbase of gross scrotes get weirded out and don't like the IRL attention, I can't imagine that Shayna would.
Or maybe she would, because any attention is good..until it's not
sometimes I think it's scrotes, everytime a new scrote is in Shay's life or being spoken about, suddenly
we get weird ass posts.
I feel like Shayna tells every scrote she works with about Lolcow, not even to be like, "you'll be harassed" but simply to talk about it.
They probably are like, "I'm not scared of no incels/jealous bitches!" and come in there pretending to be a woman or a fan.
Probably that scrote who said he wished Shayna had ate his ass, pretending to be a woman going, "I eat my husband's ass". During the Landlord shit, there was a weirdo constantly defending Shayna/kink shit. During Shane Pierre Sonnier, someone came in being weird as well.
I think they do it to derail the thread so they won't be spoken about
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so i've seen the main thread and thought i'd make a poll kekhttps://poll-maker.com/poll4760548x6fdC4eA9-148
It's also so fucking gay, I'm sorry any man wanting anyone to play in his ass (even himself) is gay. I think a scrote raising his legs or opening them is so fucking gay, like what the fuck gay boy. I can't be the only one? It's such a "Submissive thing". I remember when ass eating first became "popular" to talk about and it was focused on eating a woman's ass (Gross, but I first heard this years ago, a girl talking about a scrote eating her out and then eating her ass as well), now it's all focused on manholes and women doing it.
Then the same women eating asses want to call the men gay AFTER the fact or expose it, well sorry miss ass eater, maybe it's the shit going to your brain, but you did it.
Ass eating brings out such an anger in me, men are lucky some of us suck their skin sticks, now expect us to go near their nasty hairy assholes. Fuck you
>>1535502>Eating shit isn’t healthy
No one here is eating shit you fucking mong
>stop trying to normalizing humiliating and potentially harmful acts
No ones trying to normalize it, I simply said I do it. Then 80 radfems started screeching because you can't imagine loving a man so much you'd literally rim him. And he rims me too kek.
Again, no poop here. Literally tastes like clean skin.
Because talking about it is normalizing it? That’s how you normalize things? What part are you having trouble with? A “woman” in this thread has literally been memed into it because it gives a moid pleasure, as if subjecting yourself to something degrading for someone else’s pleasure is a good thing. As if licking someone’s rectum is just a natural conclusion to come to in order to get someone off and not the result of societal porn sickness.
We all follow shay, you can see how she gradually normalized things by “just talking about them”.
Don't bother arguing nona, the anons here would lose their mind thinking about lesbians who like to eat ass.
I think trying to fit every sex act into a weird powerplay is extremely weird and I feel bad for anyone whose girlfriend thinks he's a fag because he likes a finger up the ass sometimes.
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I was the first person to comment on the original twitter screencap w the ass eating and I regret it so hard now lmao I haven’t even said anything since that but now it’s all gone to hell…for the record tho it’s possible to have a loving relationship w moid who understands that the anus is an exit hole only, Gesù
Indeed, the defensiveness is a key indication that she knows it’s disgusting hahahaha. Imagine licking a booty hole, that’s so gross. And to be like “I LOVE him” about it as if avoiding someone’s fecal exit isn’t just… basic hygiene practice? That OP is retarded if she thinks her husband is clean down there bc men are lazy as hell with hygiene. Knowing how sick scrotes are I wouldn’t be surprised if he doesn’t wash his asshole and gets off on his wife licking his feces germs.
Note how the “wife” keeps calling us femcels btw like that other anon who was picking fights in the Shaynus thread a few days ago. I wonder if one of Shay’s married friends like Sarah Gregory has started posting here…
Imagine bragging about what the taste of a man's asshole is like. >>1535470>a scrote raising his legs or opening them
This made me crack tf up kekkk
had to come here just to discourse over this because ass-eating is icky and I cannot believe people are defending it.>>1535518
why the fuck would we eat ass when the pussy is right there? if you would ever eat ass a lesbian you are either terminally pornsick or terminally retarded, eating ass is not normal and no matter how much you clean it is not sanitary; any mouth on genitals shit isn't sanitary, but licking the poop shoot is degenerate behavior; you belong on a cross. not to mention women literally dont have a prostate and so any ass play isn't really pleasurable for us like it is for men besides having weird porn filled or social contagion fantasies.
i cannot even imagine thinking of a womans asshole while i can readily suck on her titties or eat her pussy or finger her or do literally any normal, non-degenerate, non-degrading sex act.
jesus christ some of you actually eat mens asses and are having discourse over it, i am so, so glad i'm a dyke.
this was a great laugh to read through though, you guys are fucking insane kekek, i look forward to when watersports gets normalized and there's some handmaiden on here talking about how her husband lovingly pisses on her. >>1535457
i buy it.
I feel the the threads are made of two groups- covert camwhores/degens who are there to make fun of how bad she is at sw despite being on the same level as her, and women who are comfortable voicing that porn is damaging and some sex acts are inherently demeaning especially when it involves a man and I can’t believe the ass eater started the war between the two
>>1535773> jesus christ some of you actually eat mens asses and are having discourse over it, i am so, so glad i'm a dyke.
repressed bihet behavior tbh if you believe that women are too sweet and pure for ‘degenerate kinks’. women eat each other’s asses all the time, you can both eat her ass and pussy, they’re millimeters apart anyway and it’ll touch your nose half of the time. Vaginas expel bloodclots and brown dead tissue. Have you smelled the rottenness off a menstrual pad? Pussy wetness is mostly made off blood plasma and squirting is urine. is eating pussy ‘degenerate’?>>1535755
What if a girl pops a blood clot the size of a kidney bean in your mouth? Do you suck on it like a gummy? Or do you swallow?
Not even into men but it’s beyond weird to see people unaware that you’re supposed to shower your prívales, and freaked out at the fact that sex involves licking and touching genitals which are inherently filthy. Who would’ve though.
>repressed bihet behavior
OK, you're badly baiting at this point, that makes no sense, I'm only sexually attracted to women, I know that good and clear, and I'm not sexually attracted to a woman's asshole nor a man's or any part of a mans body for that matter.
explain mr. baiter, explain? i am genuinely curious where you are taking this I thrive off of getting into slap fights with retards online whether they're baiting or not so no matter what I win cause I'm getting my kicks in right now.
i dont think women are too "sweet or pure" for those kinks, no shit they have them, I'm saying if you have them your a fucking degenerate with porn brain rot. not to mention I don't get it, because I am aware of how degrading it is to eat ass, suck my ass is an insult for a reason, eating ass is something inhuman borderline demons make prisoners of war do to each other to humiliate and demoralize them.
>not even into men
no one believes that when you're fighting so hard for the oppressed handmaids to suck on men's assholes and lick em like a tootsie pop
You are 100% a man larping as a woman and you're larping as a lesbian at that kekek you are not blending in especially with your
>it'll touch your nose half the time anyway
I refuse to believe you have ever seen a vagina much less have one, how the FUCK, your chin maybe if you somehow managed, but your nose? not only are you a moid, you are a moid who cannot find the clit. vaginas don't look how you are describing, and the asshole is not "millimeters" apart I get hyperbole but c'mon sir.
>muh blood plasma
what do you think spit is? do you really think blood plasma is on the same par as shit? regardless blood and viscera isn't as disgusting as literal waste, but get this mister, I wouldn't eat out a girl on her period either! shocking I know, but I don't like bodily excretions like that to be in my mouth! if my girlfriend wanted to have period sex i'd stick to my fingers or a toy. also, squirting is piss and it is gross and not every woman does that, I know I don't! that is not some universal female thing, you are porn sick and a degenerate.
go fantasize about eating shay's ass somewhere else kekekekekek
Women don't have to have a prostate to enjoy anal what is this statement.>>1535861
LC is full of terminally online people who think women aren't naturally degenerate on their own, Shayna chooses to be a degenerate into pedoshit. Porn didn't brainwash her or make her a pedo and trying to pivot the blame elsewhere is braindead behavior. >>1535880
So you're a squeamish lesbian then. Eating someone out on their period as long as they're not profoundly bleeding is fine, please touch grass and understand that plenty of normie dykes eat ass. You sound insecure and unhinged.
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Imagine bragging about this
Shayna thread is full of anons who think they're better than her.
Pooper eater, ewhores, autistic shut ins, bikini baristas ect ect.
Thank you nona. The pearl clutching about ass eating is ridiculous. Acting like we're sucking the hairy dingle berries off of some scrote we just met at the bar. They sound scared of their own bodies.
I hope you ladies realize you're NOT wiping properly if there is shit all around your asshole throughout the day. Please get a bidet.
dear man ass eater:
you can reply to multiple posts in one comment. thanks.
Agreed nonna I’m bored as fuck w the ass discourse now. Like please can we just get over it? Everyone is acting retarded, both standpoints kek.
As for your question, I think Luna could win bc she’s a BIG bitch. Just her sheer mass, she could like body check Shaynus and then roll on her like a Miltank lmfao
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Poop eater nonnie needs to take her ban in stride, go outside, and touch grass. Pic rel is poopchans man
>>1536011> extremely selfish in bed
Because we don't want to lick a freaking butthole where shit comes out? This has to be a troll.>>1536043
No, I wouldn't even for the hottest man alive. You're disgusting and a fucking annoyance who keeps derailing threads. Where did you people even come from? Derailing the threads from the cow is a bannable offense.
You must be the lowest common denominator of sub-human if the men you're having sexual relations with think wiping is gay and have dick cheese. I have never come across dick cheese in my life.
It's like anons that complain about men with skid marks in their underwear. Why the fuck are you dating men with literal shit stained underwear? You realize that's not normal right?
Samefag as >>1536027
I also would like to remind u that Luna's thighs caused that earthquake in Haiti so, she could just clap them and send Shayna flying off into the sky lmao
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ass eaters itt
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Nonas, in a pick me off who would win?
Lets say we paid Shayna and Shoe $500 each to do a "Social expirment". Using these pictures and this information they make a social media profile. They DO NOT talk about their past in anyway, they just make a profile on a dating site. At the end of the month, the data collected. Who do you think attracted the most scrotes and got "picked" the most by pretending to be a 100% normal woman just trying to find "love" on the internets
Shayna could break the skinny retards' neck like a twig. However, I feel like the girl in the right has been a much more chronic pick me for a longer time. So, ideological she's the winner. But shayna would definitely win a wrestling match between the two.
And for the dating app shtick.. the brunette wins. She's kinda cute
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Anons make the new thread please
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Thank god she never wants to be a mother, lifetimes of complete and utter suffering were saved
I agree with >>1536139
that you must be fucking with some gross moids if you think having dick cheese is a "constant problem" with men. To answer >>1536139
's question, dick cheese is probably more of a thing with uncircumsized guys because the cheese collects in the dick flaps, but still. Uncircumcised guys tends to smell like old piss more than anything, never experienced any "cheese" when they roll back the flap.
This makes her "I wanna be the hot step mom!" Shit even weird, every man she's taken seriously has had kids, why constantly date men with kids seriously but not want to be q mother or step mom? If she continues dating 30+ men most these losers are baby daddies/ex husbands/fathers.
Why does someone so selfish constantly date scrotes with stings attached? Nevermind I forget shayna is a only fans sex worker and not just any sex worker, but one who dresses like a baby and has all kinds of gross porn and info about her online.
So I guess she couldn't get a unattached scrote whose 30+ with no kids or ex wife or baby mother, because those are the only men who'd be seen with her. Even then they easily dump her and marry women who want to have kids/they can be seen with.
Her life makes me itchy
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Some thread pic options for the nonnie
that wants to make the new main thread. There was so much good stuff this time kek pic included is my favorite screenshot from her recent stream
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where tf is the new thread
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the tit is dead
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I can't wait for when she gets the implant replaced
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Bitch is getting bigger by the second
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Shayna looks like a TIM wearing rainbow in hopes of attracting a lesbian
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She’s so fucking ugly like I can’t believe some anons think she’s decent looking
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This was the original thread pic I was considering
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the crab posts in the previous Shaynus thread had me losing it.
So I made an attempt.
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Archiving Shaypril Fools Day.
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Uh oh stinky
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Why hasn't the shaynatoruim been moved to /shay/?
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I think of her PH comments from time to time.
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She aged like shit just like her owner lmao
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I feel the Shay board may soon need its own "fart edit" thread.
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Damn shayna has some reach lmao
Btw I hate this fucking moid but all I could think of was shat lool