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No. 159974

Containment board for Shayna memes and Shatposting.

This is a thread for collecting and archiving all Shay related media, mostly farmer generated. Please curb your autism and save any discussion of milk for the threads on /snow/, and spoiler any NSFW images.

No. 159975

>>159974
You forgot to link the old thread >>1481862

No. 159976

Shayna is like Chris chan, she'll eventually have "consequences" but retards don't understand that she's a woman, not a man waving her dick around for attention. Sadly people view her as a poor harassed woman just wanting to make her gross porn on peace. She can literally film porn on the balcony because the idiots cowtipping come off retarded instead of actually being people concerned.
She's not going to stop being a gross disgusting flasher despite what she says. As society works the fatter and uglier she gets the less sympathy she'll get for her actions because sadly that's how women are judged for this kind of shit in certain area. Idk if I'll even be in the main shayna threads it's annoying to me how she can do whatever and it's waved away, I also don't believe that she was given just a slap on the wrist. The way she acted showed that she was deeply bothered by the situation.
She won't stop however, maybe she won't post the grosser shit online but she's the type of idiot who literally has to see the bottom of the garbage can to realize the state of her life. She said she doesn't want to.miserable at some other job.
That was the most honest she has ever been, she'd rather be miserable for a lick of attention rather then being miserable doing a job that benefits her and others in a way that's NOT harming herself.
It's annoying she's so fucking coddled but cowtippers don't understand Shayna is see as some gross kinkster who hasn't broken the rules. She'll fuck around and find out on her own

No. 159977

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I haven't seen brown poop eyes sperg anon in a while

No. 159978

>>159976
And to be very clear shayna is no different from scrotes filming bathroom porn, flashing in public and being fucking gross in public to Mr at this point. She likes the idea she's taking risks where someone may see her.In my eyes she's a sex offender with no care or regard for anyone around her

No. 159979

>>159978
>>159976
okay but why her specifically? there are probably hundreds of other women and millions of moids just as degenerate as she is, so what's special about one loser that you spend your days obsessing over

No. 159980

>>159979
It takes 2 mintues to check shaynas thread and move on.
>Why her
Why any fucking cow on this site? Why do we have a thread on junky Jonny Craig, why do we have a thread on photoshop girl? Why do we talk about anything? You dont have to be a spectacularly horrific or interesting person to be talked about. Why anything?

No. 159981

>>159977
She somehow looks even more demonic here than she does with her natural black rat eyes, this is actually terrifying

No. 159982

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This is honestly kinda scary

No. 159983

>>159982
>her name has become synonymous with the site
Kek

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No. 159985

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No. 159986

>>159976
I mean, a dick out is a rape threat. A tit or two out isn't.

No. 159987

>>159976
Weird anon, I was reading Shayna's last thread and had an epiphany that she is basically the Chris-chan of the 20s and came here to post it lol. For these reasons:
>Poor social skills
>Bad hygiene
>Fat
>Doxxes herself constantly
>Puts off creating her content with increasingly retarded excuses
>Desperately wants an s/o that loves her but has nothing to offer in return
>Has a million videos of her doing inappropriate sex acts on the internet forever
>Has a legion of haters that are weirdly affectionate for her and want to help her
>Now has weens that cowtip and everyone hates them

The only difference is there aren't any anons posing as johns to try and troll her over the phone.

No. 159988

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WHERE IS THE NEW SHAY THREAD IN SNOW

No. 159989

>>159988
>>/snow/1781399
Literally everyone is saging because they're arguing about cowtipping again

No. 159990

I wonder if the normie office worker lady posted about this ordeal on reddit or anywhere else

No. 159991

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No. 159992

>>159991
This is really, you know shayna sees rejection of her sex work/porn as a reflection of her. If scrotes can't even pay $3 q month enough to keep you afloat, if you struggling basically baring it all then what the fuck are you worth? Literly selling yourself and not getting much. Which is why shayna will keep going even if only one scrote was tossing her $200 a month and she had to sell ass on the side. That online validation pays more then money to some of these women

No. 159993

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peak shaytardation

No. 159994

shaytorians (shayna historians)

No. 159995

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>>159991
even the autistic midget poly guy dropped her the second she started being Shayna. like those types of guys literally fuck jars with my little pony figurines. the fact she raged and raged and said she was in love because he fucked her once and then ghosted because she was annoying. one of the bleakest moments of all time.
he was older, had less money, was uglier, and had kids and a wife to hide from like a scrote but still didn't want to keep being fuck buddies with shay… and then you remember the creepy bald guy shay fucked weeks before that and how he didn't even get hard and quietly started fucking uglier women than shay and stopped interacting with her. pick me karma is absolutely cruel and ruthless.

No. 159996

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If you ever wonder if men are in the shay thread, they absolutely are still. I translated this from the finnish thread, it's from an anon finnish discussion app

No. 159997

The anon who keeps trying to deflect from that pedo high school teacher is so annoying, I’m starting to think it’s Ellen helping Shat from losing customers.

No. 159998

Does anyone else think the anons who were defending kink and porn are also the same anons who are trying to cover up the pedophile high school teacher? Where the hell did these freaks come from?

No. 159999

>>159998
Shaynas threads are full with twitter e-whores. I also think the person who keeps defending the teacher is either Ellen or one of the diaper scrotes who try to infiltrate.

No. 160000

Whenever i remember this photo exists it makes me laugh so hard god her move to washington was the funniest her threads have ever been

No. 160001

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Forgot to spoiler oops

No. 160002

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I miss womack's retardation

No. 160003

>>159996
They're the ones who say "No man would ever want her" like yes they would dafuq msn will fuck anything

No. 160004

>>160002
"for breakfast budgets, for wreck fast nuggets" is so retarded it's almost poetry. new autistic earworm my brain will repeat for the next week, love to see it


also does anyone else think the cowtipper is shaymu herself? something reeks of porcine up in that thread

No. 160005

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No. 160006

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i hate how much Clawdeens face looks like Shay when she photoshopd herself to hell, paints on weird freckles and Yaniv smirks

No. 160007

>>160006
…. I see no resemblance whatsoever?

No. 160008

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Does anyone else think Shay's Stacy sister reads the threads??

No. 160009

>>160008
My theory is that shayna is retarded and everyone feels bad for her so her sister probably lurks but feels bad and is super nice to her

No. 160010

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Cowtipperchan has me so upset. Literal definition of mental illness truly giving shat a run for her money. They deserve a life sentence in the gulags of the shaynatorium, sentenced to a lifetime of whatever the hell this is

No. 160011

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Reeeeeeeee

No. 160012

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shayna is the biggest bitch at the shoot again

No. 160013

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future shayna

No. 160014

>>160013
kek, I nearly choked on my wine, that looks like 90% of the boomer ladies living in my shithole part of city.

No. 160015

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>>160010
Cowtipper to be given a life sentence holding their nose into the Gimp's mouth hole and smelling his teeth and breath for all eternity.

No. 160016

>>160012
Her hooves are comically small.

No. 160017

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>>160015
The people in Shayna’s life and online are so ugly lmfao

No. 160018

>>160004
I agree. Shayna has been lurking the farms for years, she probably knows all our lingo and how to pass as a farmer. They way they said "I wouldn't have known how to dox her without Lolcow!" definitely gave it vibes like someone with a reason to get the thread taken down.

No. 160019

>>160017
I always thought she was too cute and had too nice of a body to be doing sex work. Now I understand.. god damn Lurch looking motherfucker.

No. 160020

>>160015
please spoiler this moid’s disgusting gaping maw

No. 160021

>>160012
The old lady grabbing that girls tits and manhandling them like that kek. Did she do it to Shayna? Shaynas 1 hard limit is no touchy her frankentit

No. 160022

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No. 160023

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what stage is shayna

No. 160024

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Shay's coomers make me laugh so much.

I swear half of them are legitimately mentally handicapped.

No. 160025

>>160024
His curtains are sending me

No. 160026

>>160025
It screams adult male that lives at home and still has the same bedroom furniture his parents bought him as a child.

No. 160027

>>160024
Why are more than half of the accounts who interact with her retarded enough to put their face/name on their cooming account? I don't think other ewhores have as many retards as I've seen in Shaynus' replies.

No. 160028

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>>160027
Losers attract losers

No. 160029

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>>160026
>>160024
He’s definitely special needs. The handwriting, the facial expressions..

No. 160030

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Another creepy degenerate moid orbiter

No. 160031

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No. 160032

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No. 160033

>>160024
>>160028
>>160031
shaymu looks just like this moid

No. 160034

>>160024
Jim Carrey's illegitimate son who has aids

No. 160035

I asked ChatGPT to write a poem about Shayna. Here's the result:

Shayna, oh Shayna, our dear Bimbo,
Her weight fluctuates, like a yo-yo,
She drinks like a fish, can't stop at one,
Her eating habits, a binge-eating fun.

Hello Fresh meals, she tries to prepare,
But the kitchen's a mess, oh dear, oh dear!
The coomers she had, that once adored,
Left her alone, feeling quite ignored.

Her house is dirty, it's quite a sight,
It's such a mess, it gives us a fright!
But Shayna, our Bimbo, she doesn't care,
She'll just have another drink and stare.

So here's to Shayna, aka Barbie too,
We hope she gets it together, it's true,
Until then, we'll just sit back and laugh,
At her crazy antics, her drinking and chaff.

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No. 160037

>>160035
That poem was beautiful Thank you nonna

No. 160038

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>>160024

someone needs to take his internet away

No. 160039

How many people do you think stared at shayna with confusion in the airport? People go on about how crazy she looks in sweat suits in shit but no she has to be a sight. I imagine one tit bouncing and the other one stiff as she shuffles through the airport. This is worser then that outfit she wore when she claimed to take a random scrote home. You know the ugly daddy cropped tank top,ugly harness thing and ugly too small non matching shirts. I do not get why she's trying to make going out in public her thing but the bow and my little pony bag really has to have people thinking she's special needs or very trasy.

No. 160040

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can someone tell me whats going on with those black dots on her legs? spoilered because ass boils

No. 160041

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No. 160042

>>160040
Ew she has really ugly old legs. They don’t look like they belong to a twenty something year old

No. 160043

>>160040
Varicose veins, obesity and lack of exercise are risk factors.

No. 160044

>>160040
Can anyone explain how her feet get so fucking crusty when she clearly sits around on her fat flat ass all day? I just can't wrap my brain around it

No. 160045

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Shays orbiter in a diaper showing off a cake about doxxing

No. 160046

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No. 160047

>>160041
Shayge for blogpost -and my first post in the shaynatorium- but I’m Shayna’s age and I used to be fat not that long ago. I lost that weight by working a shitty job full time that required me to be on my feet for most of the day.
Shay will never change her ways, but if she wanted to move her body more than she does now, maybe she would look less like an ogre.

No. 160048

>>160046
kek love when she does her monthly
>remember when i was goth in high school?
bitch looked like this. then discovered tumblr and added a black choker at most.

No. 160049

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Shay inspired me to stop drinking, I hit 3 month mark today thanks you fat alchy pedo piece of shit

No. 160050

>>160045
I hate these ugly freaks so much

No. 160051

>>160049
Well done nonnie

No. 160052

>>160046
Imagine if shayna back then met herself now.

No. 160053

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No. 160054

>>160053
Huh?? This under a shay post? Kek

No. 160055

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No. 160056

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No. 160057

>>160056
I realized that se looks just like one guy I know, too bad that hes over 40 year old drug addict

No. 160058

>>160056
never seen a woman whose lips look like that, like a literal open sore, who wasn't homeless, severly mentally ill and addicted to meth at the same time.

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No. 160061

>>160060
What did you change?

No. 160062

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No. 160063

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Shaycrew (shay picrew)

No. 160064

>>160062 This is by far the funniest thing she has ever posted. Every time I see it I snort

No. 160065

>>160064
i can hear a pop sound everytime i see it

No. 160066

>>160022
KEK my latest guilty pleasure is looking at fatspo, edtwt is so mean and edgy it’s funny. I knew Shay had been made fatspo at one point, thanks for reminding me!

No. 160067

>>160062
this gif makes me lose it every time it's posted
>>160040
this bitch has vericose veins at age 25 jfc

No. 160068

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different nona but i searched the og video to hear what she says and its even funnier now KEEEEK

No. 160069

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the chad pixyteri pooping vs the virgin shayna comedian farting picture. history always repeats itself.

No. 160070

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What is wrong with her toes? The 2 smallest ones are fucking deformed?? No wonder she never has her feet out - thick yellow calluses, deformed toes, cankles and poor circulation. Nonas, feet are already weird and gross but holy shit Shaynas are fucking FOUL.

No. 160071

Is anyone else considering doing a cozy reread of all her threads? I have read them all the way through once (I think I started following her in 2020) and I’m feeling Shaystalgic for the milk I experienced both firsthand and through past threads before my introduction to her kek looking forward to rereading her downward journey tbh

No. 160072

>>160068
KEK nonna I saved it bc I need to be able to see this always. The speaking part took me the fuck OUT.

No. 160073

>>160071 I did that when I first found shayna. Probably thread 80 something. It was very entertaining but I would never do that again.

No. 160074

>>1521226
It’s mostly because a lot of my favorite threads just aren’t milky anymore sad face. Kek yeah it’s gonna be a dark ride but I am looking forward to the fanart

No. 160075

I’m curious how long have you nonnies been following Shay’s downward spiral? I’ve been here since like the second thread kek somehow it just keeps getting worse

No. 160076

>>160075
I would going pass her thread all the time, whatever the time where she was wearing that green tube top socks and sandals and was out with fupaul was when I finally stopped going past her threads. I remember opening the spoiler of one of her posts I was newer to lolcow and I was like wtf. This is porn. Shayna annoys me.too much to read through her threads.
While I always reread stefanys, creepshow, that girl from snow whose name I always forget with the dark hair who acts like Stefany, even Erin Painters threads.

No. 160077

>>160075
I have to go back and see but it was the first Fupa saga kek I distinctly remember her moving into her “Barbie dream house” in Oklahoma Lmfao

No. 160078

>>160075
Since Fupahoma, it’s been a great journey with you all. I admit I haven’t read all of the threads prior to when I started reading. Shaynus makes me laugh like no other cow can.

No. 160079

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School girl????????

No. 160080

>>160079
Schoolgirl that's been marinating in a pickle jar for 2 months, more like

No. 160081

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Really nasty picture but it made me laugh so hard. Any other nonnies also laugh super hard at Shayna's porn? I feel like I probably come off like a liar to anyone else because who tf laughs at actual porn. Her pussy in this picture seriously looks like Homer Simpson's mouth.

No. 160082

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Doing my reread on this lazy Sunday and this sure aged well kek. Who would have guessed she’d STILL be struggling away at this…

No. 160083

>>160082
shatna literally lives in a groundhog loop of a life. it was pretty obvious since, let's say, thread 40? that she'd not change because she's an old dog incapable of learning new tricks. some things change with her, but the base always stays the same like she's genuinely too low iq/emotional intelligence

No. 160084

is there any sort of overview or intro like on kf threads? i want to understand the lore but don't want to read every single post in 100+ threads.

No. 160085

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Jason r womack

No. 160086

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Shayna’s coomer was traumatized like Shayna was

No. 160087

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Such a fucking loser.

No. 160088

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Whenever my dad complains about me forgetting to wash a dish in the sink I just want to show him this failson to make him stfu.

No. 160089

>>160084
My autistic ass might make a summary about Shayna’s milk and shit she did that makes her a forever cow

No. 160090

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More fat NEET leech tweets, this guy is the absolute fucking worst. I’m laughing at the one that looks down upon people with jobs like he isn’t grifting off the salaries of his parents by living at home.

No. 160091

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She looks more huge compared to that tiny ass purse kek Womack looking ass

No. 160092

this song reminds me of Shayna: Rich Girl by Hall & Oates:

"You can rely on the old man's money
It's a bitch, girl, but it's gone too far
'Cause you know it don't matter anyway
Say money but it won't get you too far, Get you too far…"

No. 160093

>>160079
Jackie Kennedy given the rosemary treatment

No. 160094

>>160090
GOOD GOD. this guy is so annoying. i wonder if he even genuinely likes Shatna since i see that his tweets to her are somewhat passive aggressive? it's obvious he has either no money or not enough money to spend on e-whores, so what does he do with Shatna? just follow, shade her under her own tweets and…? it seems like she might be a lolcow to him but since he's a moid she thinks it's normal? weird shit.

No. 160095

>>160091
Her butthole eyes look even scarier than normally here

No. 160096

>>160094
It sounds like he's on the verge of trooning out so he's probably jealous that Fat Shat is a woman that can sell herself for $3 instead of getting a real job. Men like that are mentally deranged.

No. 160097

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Shayna naked like a fat man child with her floppy tits out and a tutu to cover her beer gut looks like a parody. This has to be the worst outfit she’s ever had

No. 160098

>>160097
it looks like she's holding a mini version of herself

No. 160099

Rereading Anonica here (kek) it’s crazy how in the early threads there were SO many people ITT chimping out over muh kink being fine and ageplay not being gross and pedo etc I’m glad the tides have mostly turned and there aren’t too many stupid BDSMfags lmao

No. 160100

>>160047
This post deserves more love. I agree the Shaynatorium ruined the Shayna threads. Cant have fun there anymore without risk of being banned for posting something funny. But its a bit too autistic in here for me to stay for long periods. The Shayna Lyrics are mega cringe altho I would laugh if a Mambo No. 5 version dropped.

No. 160101

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Noodle is so cute, I wish I could rescue her so she could eat a proper diet, run outside in my backyard, and receive all the pets and rubs to make up for whatever PTSD Shat has inflicted upon her.

No. 160102

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>>160101
I hate Shayter (Shayna+Mater) so much

No. 160103

>>160088
so pathetic it's beyond parody. i love looking at shayna's coomers because they're all their own special brand of retarded.

No. 160104

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I will try for you
I know Shay’s just not right for you
And you can’t tell me if I'm off
But I see you can’t escape
When you walk into Shay’s disgusting sets
And you're spending all your time
In this wrong situation
And anytime you want to run off

I know I can treat you better than Shay can
And any dog like you deserves attention

Tell me, why are we wasting time
On all your wasted crying
When you should be with me instead?
I know I can treat you better
Better than Shay can

No. 160105

Ignore my autism but If I were Shay and realized I had let my weight get totally out of control, I would play into it and do a bunch of cam shows titled "fat whore works out" or whatever and just do a bunch of streams and tell scrotes to pay me to keep going or to stop. It works with her humiliation fetish I think, and it's not like she can go below the pedo-adjacent stuff.

No. 160106

I had a dream about Shayna. We were college roommates and she accidently set our dorm room on fire. Then when the EMS arrived she spent the entire time trying to go home with the fire fighters.

Honestly I woke up mad. Dumb ho

No. 160107

How long could you be friends with Shayna before you end up sperging at her? I feel like I could not be friends with her for long listening to her talk about fucking nasty old fucks for eat street and stuffies. If she ever brought up the ABDL shit I think I'd be cancelled IRL for what I would say to her.

No. 160108

>>160107
I would just be loosely friends with her to screencap stuff for the farms.

No. 160109

Has anyone ever considered cosplaying or dressing up as Shaynus for Halloween?
I guess you’d have to have your ass and tits hanging out for it to be accurate but I think you could probably do a more conservative version if you tried. I’m laughing thinking about the ridiculous wig I would wear to recreate the coke can bangs.

No. 160110

>>160107
Nona this is a FUN question lmao. I’m variant of mom friend but it’s very strict mom type and have actually helped shape up a few friends (ex: telling them uncoated truths while also being there to emotionally support when they flip out bc I told them uncoated truths kek). Shat would certainly be an out of my league tough case but I would prob try bc I enjoy a challenge and it still, despite what a piece of pedo pandering shit she is, think she could change if someone literally forced her to hahaha

No. 160111

Everything shayna does annoys me but I don't have a reason? I won't pretend to moralfag. She just… is annoying.

No. 160112

>>160110
What truths would you tell Shayna and how? Lol

No. 160113

>>160112
Oh too many to count, nonette. Too many to count kek. I would prob start with her rape/abduction fetish bc im an actual survivor and I like to think (stupidly perhaps) an IRL dressing down about it might be different than just seeing people Ree online. Also her substance abuse/addictions (including food) and her complete lack of regard for her own personal safety. I know she’s got hella mommy issues tho so who knows how she’d react to an IRL woman spitting harsh truths.

But tbh she may well just be an irredeemable piece of shit ultrakek

No. 160114

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Rereading the first few threads makes it clear that Shat does hate sex. I think one anon said it right when they said her drugging kink is because she doesn’t want to be awake for sex. She really fetishizes getting raped and being a sexually assaulted toddler just to get attention.

No. 160115

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>>160114
I’m also rereading and found this gem in thread 4 I believe kek ahhh the hits keep coming…

No. 160116

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Her coomers are so fucking ugly. Does she not realize they are a reflection of her? Ugly attracts ugly

No. 160117

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>>160101
It’s just an ugly fat dog. It’s not cute at all.

No. 160118

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Her pets are crusty and ugly just like Shayna. Not their fault but they probably have so much Shay germs on it. Petri dish mfs

No. 160119

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Her pets are crusty and ugly just like Shayna. Not their fault but they probably have so much Shay germs on it. Petri dish mfs

No. 160120

>>160117
Just because you’re a heartless dog hater doesn’t mean everyone is. Her pets should really be considered victims, she doesn’t care for them, obviously neglects them, and deprives them of happiness.

No. 160121

>>160117
She's cute

No. 160122

>>160117
The sad thing about this is that the dog probably loves Shayna with every fiber of it's being, yet she's a fat lazy sow that doesn't even give enough of a shit to walk it around the block every other day.

No. 160123

File: 1678929706697.png (134.02 KB, 710x540, shaymoji.png)

For your shayneeds

No. 160124

>>160123
i can fix her

No. 160125

>>160117
I don't know why but it's so funny to me when people call her dogs fat and retarded. Like can a dog be special needs? Kek

No. 160127

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No. 160128

>>160127
hey! that doesn't look like shay.. and the number too many 0's… could someone edit it better lmao

No. 160129

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No. 160130

>>160129
Kek nonnie this is perfection

No. 160131

File: 1679071281854.jpeg (77.26 KB, 1125x752, 6DB1E407-375A-45F1-940D-72337C…)

There are so many instances like this in the earlier threads it makes me kek so loud

No. 160132

>>160129
New thread pic PLEASE

No. 160133

File: 1679072156072.png (Spoiler Image, 364.13 KB, 750x1334, 8E6D884F-22EE-4E7A-B254-20CE14…)

she just uploaded this WTF

No. 160134

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No. 160135

>>160133

this is so tacky

No. 160136

>>160133
The edit on her chin qnd breasts wow

No. 160137

>>160133
what kind of body is that kek and the arms also where’s the new thread?

No. 160138

>>160133
Did she raid the seasonal costume section at walmart? She's fucking insane if she thinks this looks good. Bathtub Peach moment for real.

No. 160139

>>160133
straight off the rack from dollar tree

No. 160140

>>160138
It's from the same year/approximate time period as bathtub Peach iirc

No. 160141

>>160133
Bruh this photo shoot is from three years ago

No. 160142

File: 1679098193443.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 97.15 KB, 1170x841, 08E9CC6C-C3A8-4502-BD70-5D9698…)

hype

No. 160143

>>160041
The daughter the daddy can't resist with tight little holes

No. 160144

>>160142
looks like she has a black eye?

No. 160145

>>160142
Kek nonnas, pls we need a new main thread in case this big bitch actually goes on cam tomorrow

No. 160146

Updated links to the list of Shaynatorium threads for whoever makes the new main thread (I humbly request these be included in the description even though I don't make threads):
Shaynatorium 1 >>>/ot/1481862
Shaynatorium 2 >>159974

No. 160147

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>>160143
Shat and her "tight holes" fucking 7 monster sized dildos in one sesh including a horse dick

No. 160148

>>160144
Seems edited so is her pussy mound

No. 160149

>>160148
Lmao some nonnie edited her to have a black eye and bulge.
Funniest part is I didn't realise right away. I was fully believing Shay posted such an image

No. 160150

>>160149
lmao thank you for helping out my drunk unobservant ass

No. 160151

>>160147
"Horny and depraved" yet cant even secure a tinder date ok Shay

No. 160152

>>160147
It feels like she films way too many videos or is it just me? I think she’s making like $200 max from each video. Another nona in a past thread has said this but the more content she produces, the more the other videos’ values depreciate. From my understanding (not an online sex worker) you’re supposed to occasionally film a video, get paid, and then do whatever you want in your massive spare time. I think she makes these videos and concepts 24/7 to make herself busy and give herself purpose. Maybe also to keep herself relevant? Idk someone please explain this to me.

No. 160153

>>160152
No, she just only works and makes a vid when its a custom, generally. Because she has to. Then decides she might as well post it and make a few extra bucks. Very few vids in the last couple years were her idea and because she felt like actually filming.

No. 160154

>>160152
That would work if she had lots of coomers willing to pay for videos, she doesn't so she has to make more videos to get more money out of the few coomers she has.

100 coomers paying $10 a video = $1000
10 coomers paying $5 a video = $50

No. 160155

For the love of god, I wish shaytards would stop bringing up their own kids or abuse stories in the thread.
I’m here to laugh at a fat retard larp as a bimbo, I don’t want to know that your kid has the same water bottle as Fat Shat

No. 160156

>>160142 Why does she have a dick?

No. 160157

>>160156
She’s always had that

No. 160158

File: 1679150674097.png (460.88 KB, 750x1334, FC5CC426-B86C-4939-B54B-947AF8…)

could she look any greasier?

No. 160159

File: 1679151773775.jpg (Spoiler Image, 49.74 KB, 995x495, shaynabender.jpg)

>>160158
She looks so much like notorious child neglecter Alice Bender in this pic holy shit kekkk

No. 160160

>>160158
KEK she went full Matilda’s mom

No. 160161

>>160155
Personally I disagree just for the anon who pointed out that her daughter has the same sippy cup. That became proof to me that Shaynus isn’t just buying her fetish gear off Etsy or something but actually going to the baby aisles in stores to buy props for sexual content. That to me was like a new level of irredeemability for Shay.

No. 160162

>>160158
Another Shein sausage casing that she can barely force herself into. She always looks so bloated and uncomfortable because she has an aversion to buying clothes in her actual size.

No. 160163

File: 1679158753465.jpeg (55.74 KB, 750x719, 1D6D99DF-5D7A-4757-B30D-136C3B…)

please we need a new thread she's going to cancel her camming tonight i feel

No. 160164

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whomp there it is. She is so ungrateful towards her actual “fans”. Her lack of success is due to her weight and making bizarre custom fetish videos that only one coomer asked for. She also probably would have had a better following if she took care of the constant herpes outbreaks that happened when she was skinny.

No. 160165

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>>160164
She deleted that reply and replaced it with this one

No. 160166

>>160164
she loves to brag and put other "creators" down when she throws pity parties what a bitch kek

No. 160167

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If anyone wants to fight the urge to a-log, read about this mid 30s ABDL pedophile moid’s “trauma”

No. 160168

>>160167
Lol, she can keep saying it until she's blue in her ugly porcine face. Under no circumstances is finding sexual gratification from emulating an infant ever acceptable, you freak.

No. 160169

>>160164
“I get more interaction than a lot of sex workers” damn she really is incapable of living her live without comparing herself or putting down other women. Also that’s incredibly sad standard to set if she’s taking that as a positive.

No. 160170

I can make the new thread if someone will tell me the preferred thread pic and the new highlights they want- am just remembering the flight to Skidmore and her horrific sleep apnea porn offhand

No. 160171

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>>160170
The Fatter Bitch Project has my vote

No. 160172

>>160171
seconded

No. 160173

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No. 160174

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>>160173
>the hot guy in question

No. 160175

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>>160163
She is a loser and a failure kek. She has a rare moment of clarity before the delusion kicks back in

No. 160176

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>>160175
why does she look like fucking magicarp

No. 160177

new thread here nonas >>>/snow/1790716

No. 160178

>>160159
Shayna Bender kekkk

No. 160179

File: 1679169378280.png (216.63 KB, 1080x720, 1654403139913.png)

>>160171
Reminder of her size in the original >>>/snow/1252175

No. 160180

>>160147
she owns so many dildos yet uses the same nasty old salmon coloured in every video. much like howshe owns so much shein and dollskill garbage yet only wears her bimbo sweater, pink tracksuit, tank top and gunt belt

No. 160181

File: 1679185095997.jpeg (362.08 KB, 828x1472, C25E792F-EEB0-4DB0-A3F9-4C6C41…)

Saw this one out in the wild, i did a full double take. First name scribbled out because she’s unrelated to the farms.

No. 160182

>>160181
this is the kind of thing that makes me think some shayniacs need a break kek

No. 160183

the way she streches and scrunches her dry ass lips, without noticing how dry and cracked they are triggers me to tears

No. 160184

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No. 160185

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No. 160186

File: 1679220661953.jpeg (142.56 KB, 1080x1080, 5CD48090-B1A6-4EA8-B7AE-0C5B9F…)

Built like Sam Smith

No. 160187

File: 1679222217640.jpeg (68.36 KB, 1242x1341, 7AA1FAC3-24C1-4567-A91F-A695B6…)

She looks like a drumstick lmfao

No. 160188

File: 1679237034464.jpg (147.14 KB, 1200x900, Shaynasty a collage.jpg)

I have been having some fun on sims with Wicked Whims. I am aware I need to get a life. Kek.

No. 160189

File: 1679237436994.png (193.57 KB, 1403x587, shay-pepe.png)

>>160185
She looks like pepe

>>160187
It's like she has her ass on the wrong side.

>>160188
You can use Wicked Whims with the Nisa's Wicked Perversions mod and Ksuihuh's AEP mod to make her a sex worker.

No. 160190

Nonas who are the characters in the Shay Universe (Shayniverse?)? So far I have four that I can think of.
> Shayna
> Ellen
> Womack
> Mike Slack
Who is her enemy? Do the characters that showed up for one saga count? Or would her ultimate enemy just be lolcow.farm?

No. 160191

>>160190
To add to this list some minor recurring characters
> John Kendall Cox (Ken)
> Dawn

And some minor enemies
> Sol Salvatore
> Vivi Clouds

No. 160192

File: 1679244733696.jpeg (42.7 KB, 828x204, 1679185095997~2.jpeg)

>>160181
Waiting for the appropriate Womack moment to use it as a reaction image for

No. 160193

>>160190
The remaining users who have hated her since her shay-gnar days

No. 160194

>>160190
Her mom is her perceived ultimate enemy

No. 160195

>>160187
Somebody pls explain this to me, I honestly cannot comprehend this fat distribution. Are those bulges squishy? Or solid like a rock? I’m assuming not hard because no muscle right?

No. 160196

>>160195
Probably squishy, I’m thinner with thighs that protrude like hers and I think it’s due to being quad dominant. I also gain weight in my thigh region so they are squishy to the touch, like fat and not muscle. We know she doesn’t work out so fat is most likely.

No. 160197

File: 1679298287744.png (32.86 KB, 327x220, YanivDemandsMuslimSalonOwnersW…)

Wax them now

No. 160198

>>160197
Her face looks better than it did when she was skinny.

No. 160199

File: 1679308368135.png (35.27 KB, 273x306, sha.PNG)

looking very trim and athletic

No. 160200

File: 1679308808152.png (36.12 KB, 303x366, shay.PNG)

she has come so far

No. 160201


No. 160202

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No. 160203

shayna is such an ugly name

No. 160204

>>160203
Real trailer trash name for real. Especially the "y" in there, if her name was Shaina she would have been a dental assistant instead of a failed e-whore.

No. 160205

>>160204
KEK nonna pls. You’re right tho. It also just sounds so 80s to me for some reason? Like a trashy woman who hung out in divey biker bars trying to be someone’s old lady but nobody besides the most uggo nasties would be interested in taking her out to the alley for a quickie.

No. 160206

>>160203
It doesn't even sound like a real name in the English language (I'm esl though so maybe it's just me), it sound made up. Or from a different language.

No. 160207

>>160199
Who made this I’m cackling

No. 160208

>>160203
I’ve never met a pretty woman named Shayna they’re all ugly and fat

No. 160209

File: 1679377440928.jpg (139.93 KB, 1044x1445, jhygtfdsa.jpg)

What does Shayna see in the crystal ball nonnies? adding my second autistic edit here sorry

No. 160210

>>160209
what she wishes? marrying fupa
her actual future? another low tier scrote fucks and dissappears from his life… again… she says it was love… again

No. 160211

>>160209
>What does Shayna see in the crystal ball nonnies?
Obesity and wrinkles

No. 160212

File: 1679433995178.jpg (50.12 KB, 468x624, shauna.jpg)

Shauna (Shay sauna)

No. 160213

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No. 160214

File: 1679458235309.jpeg (265.6 KB, 1080x1920, tumblr_ny0wsb7SeV1rmiw96o3_128…)

My unpopular opinion is that Shayna was very pretty back in the day. I would have killed to have her look

No. 160215

>>160214
Actually so true. Shayna is a pedo pandering freak but I feel like if she just stayed with the tumblr weed girl vibe she wouldn’t be totally unfortunate to look at

No. 160216

File: 1679460480736.png (Spoiler Image, 464.83 KB, 427x879, 1528479465219.png)

>>160214
meh, i dont think she used to be ugly but i also dont think she was anything special. she had a nice body and a decent face at most. even in her "prime".
pretty sad that she doesn't realize coomers dont care that she listens to dadrock or that shes going blonde for the 15th time. she used to get coomers because she had a nice body and thats it. she focuses on the wrong stuff always.

No. 160217

>>160214
She’s always been an ugly rat faced bastard those are just good pictures.

No. 160218

>>160214
In that pic she does look decent, but in >>160216 you can see the rat face and Yaniv smirk was always there. The "tumblr weed girl" aesthetic fit her so much better than the baby bimbo uguu shit though

No. 160219

>>160214
if she had taken measures to refine the aesthetic she had going on here and developed even one actual skill/talent she probably could have had the life she's always wanted as a braindead influencer but alas, she's too terminally stupid for even that.

No. 160220

between the cow tippers and embarrassing posters claiming to be fans of shayna now makes it feel cringe and embarrassing to keep following her threads

No. 160221

>>160214
>>160216
If I didn't know this was Shaynus I would think she was hot. I know too much about her though kek

No. 160222

>>160216
She could have had a unique look if she took really good care of her skin body and hair, and stuck with a more grunge/alt style, maybe even got some tattoos. She didn’t tho because she’s a pedo pandering gross piece of shit so it doesn’t even bear discussion at this point sadly. The perfectionist/skincare obsessed person in me wants to force her to get a routine tho somehow lmao

No. 160223

I have a tinfoil that Ellen or Shayna herself is actually posting in the Shat thread. I've even started speculating that the derails about pear vs fridge body types and other infights are Ellen or Shayna or someone who wants to distract anons. The below posts are really sus to me, esp whoever wrote the first two because what the fuck?!
>>>/snow/1793081
>>>/snow/1793097
>>>/snow/1792353

No. 160224

File: 1679523877748.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 78.45 KB, 1125x636, DAFDC340-4BE8-4717-9C76-D75664…)

Found out I live 15 minutes away from shaynus plus we’re the same age and it makes her life so much more depressing to me. Shayna could be going to gigs and make actual friends and actually meet “hot tattooed guys” but instead she’s getting wasted in her apartment pandering to Jason Womack and mike slack alone

No. 160225

File: 1679530041065.png (99.51 KB, 576x346, keks.png)

re-reading the old threads is such a wild ride, some true gems (picrel)

No. 160226

File: 1679603073184.jpeg (68.65 KB, 750x938, DCFE805E-5EBA-4DC5-88E6-0184F9…)

Random but I found this disgustingly hilarious, I was reading the old threads and this is a girl that Shayna did that MFC podcast with

No. 160227

File: 1679604654507.jpeg (24.76 KB, 419x696, 90A19AEC-2AB5-48BF-BF6C-8F5A54…)

Woof notre dame hunchback looking ass

No. 160228

File: 1679604760077.jpeg (43.74 KB, 703x540, BA30CE43-70DA-49F5-B459-940889…)

Her hair makes her look more like this MF

No. 160229

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No. 160230

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No. 160231

File: 1679608383959.jpeg (329.28 KB, 1125x1377, 2A4B210C-399B-4B2D-B777-C72061…)

Shaynus think she look just like them

No. 160232

>>160230
Uh…am I shaytarded or is shayna saying that people (troons) who don't want to be called men/women because their bodies are now policing women, who don't want to be called uterus havers/vagina owners? Or am I just retarded. I find it hilarious that troons say they just wanna be called a woman, but then get mad when some women say, "cool, just call me a woman too, don't call me this me this,, i don't like it"
Maybe the fart fumes are getting to me because I don't know what shayna is saying kek.

No. 160233

>>160232
I think that
>people who don't want to referred to as the body parts they have
are terfs
>they are policing what people want to have based on body parts
Terfs police transwomen by saying men can't be women bc women don't have dicks etc.

No. 160234

>>160233
>>160233
Btw I was just trying to "translate" Shayna's tweet I'm not a TRA

No. 160235

>>160234
thank you for your translashaynion

No. 160236

File: 1679686353831.jpg (43.84 KB, 612x408, when pigs fly.jpg)

was inspired by the Skidpoor shoot posted earlier in the month and finally got around to making it

>>160084
way late to this, but you could always just read through all the thread summaries instead and click on the posts cited that seem the most wtf/kek worthy to you to see the greatest hits

No. 160237

>>160236
KEK NONETTE I’m out getting food and just checked the thread while my friend is in the bathroom and had to cover my mouth to hide the absolutely hideous laugh that just tried to escape you’re amazing

No. 160238

>>160236
IM CRYING, someone should edit some shorts on her and post this to a cheer or gymnastics community for some advice on her technique

No. 160239

I want to make an updated version of this old video: https://www.dropbox.com/s/zgvjk8rrveqqwtd/STDolly%20Mattel.mp4?dl=0
but I'm not sure where to start. Last time, I had that "21 humiliating things" video to use as an outline. What videos would anon like to see compiled this time? Any ideas for a theme/outline? Thanks, love you, mwah!

No. 160240

>>160239
No offense but the porn in this is not funny it’s really disturbing. If that was your intent when adding it to the complication, good job

No. 160241

>>160240
well that was the porn she made wdym

No. 160242

Did anyone else get mega depressed looking at the number of women in the videos of the moid Scott Hancock’s Twitter? It actually depresses me to think of Shayna doing degrading blowjob porn with an actual moid. I legit want to cry seeing so many women degraded online for the internet to forever view.

No. 160243

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told my bf about shaynus, he's making shay references in conversation now

No. 160244

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>>160242
She's a stupid motherfucker for doing no research. This article is one of the top results.
Enjoy your STD Shay.
This dude is sticking his raw dick in over 1000 women's orifices for porn and been caught faking an STD test and the comments on the article say it's not the first time he's been a problem.

https://mikesouth.com/scumbags/scott-reedy-a-k-a-scott-hancock-of-biggulpgirls-putting-performers-at-risk-for-stis-30340/

No. 160245

>>160243
cringe as fuck. pick-me's never prosper, so get him the fuck away from shay. your moid is probably the type to make fun of an e-whore then jerk off to her later kek

No. 160246

>>160245
nah he doesnt visit the threads. he is more into laughing at lucas werner. he mockingly asks me "what is shayna clifford up to" as a way to make small talk.

No. 160247

>>160246
sad. just sad. no further comment, i hope your day is as good as Shaynas kek

No. 160248

>>160247
damn anon, you missing your ex or something?
>>160243
file name made me laugh. i hope you have a better day than Shaynus, nona ♥

No. 160249

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No. 160250

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>>160249
IMO
this fits more to the way pixielocks is built. short, heavy and evil. shayna goes more into a shapeless blob territory where the weight gain doesnt go to tits or the ass, just to random unfortunate places like upper legs.

No. 160251

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No. 160252

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Shayna in 20 more years:

No. 160253

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Shayna’s “twin” “girl crush” from Scatmoor shoot.

No. 160254

>>160252
should had added more sag everywhere else except her implant

No. 160255

>>160254
That costs extra kek

No. 160256

>>160253
the fact this uggo still has a better body than shayna has to be devasting for her… didnt she used to be fatter than shayna only few months ago?

No. 160257

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>>160256
>>160253
>>160251
samefagging cause i found the pic.
exactly a year ago shayna and her twin looked like this in their first shoot together. really puts shaynas ballooning to perspective

No. 160258

>>160251
idk why nonnas were saying that she looks better with that makeup, she looks like ready to glare

No. 160259

>>160257
That's not the same girl, get your eyes checked.

No. 160260

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No. 160261

File: 1680015940872.gif (4.04 MB, 600x800, ezgif-2-19227b03ec.gif)

She in love with her food
She likes takeout
On her ham pink boobs
It is compressed

Now it's 2pm
She just woke up
But will she get doordash
I bet she will

She will

She's got a date at midnight
With Jason Womack
Oh baby Ellen Dressel
ain't got nothing on you

Well when I called her stupid
She just laughed.
And had me buy plushies.
Baby bimbo.

Yeah you wanna go out
'cause there's fast food and hoeing.
You can't go out
'cause you have a bad brain day.

Gettin fat.
Gettin fat.

Fat fat fat fat failed hooker
Fat fat fat fat failed hooker

No. 160262

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>>160237
>>160238
Thanks nonnies (or nona)! I haven't used Photoshop in over 10 years and pirated it to make that kek. Thank you fellow Shaytards for getting my creative juices flowing again. Have another shitty edit

No. 160263

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No. 160264

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Shayna Clifford's dad had always known that his daughter was a bit different. But when he saw her beating her dog named Noodle with her cats, Mr. Peanut Butter and Ribmeat, he knew that something had to be done. "What the hell are you doing, Shayna?" he shouted, "First the incest porn now this?!"
"I'm trying to kill Noodle to eat her," Shayna replied, her voice dripping with malice. "She tried stealing one of clients."
"You're disgusting," her dad spat. "And you're getting fat too. You need to go to college and get an education."
Shayna rolled her eyes. "I don't need college. I'm a hugh class baby bimbo daddyyy.." she batted her eyelashes and twirled her hair at her father. He shuddered.
But her dad wouldn't let it go. He knew that education was the key to success, and he was determined to make sure that Shayna didn't waste her life. So he made her apply to college, and she begrudgingly went through the motions.
Meanwhile, Noodle had escaped from Shayna's grasp and run far away to a grassy field. She was wheezing from her obesity and diabetes, but she was euphoric. It was the first time she had been out in months.
A young woman who was studying at a picnic table in the park saw Noodle and took her home. She put Noodle on a diet and took her for walks every day. Slowly but surely, Noodle became healthier and happier.
Shayna never did go to college, in fact things got a lot worse for her. Michael Slack, her biggest supporter died of a heart attack in a 7/11 bathroom. Jason Womack began orbiting Vivi Clouds, he paid $1,700 to have a threesome with her and her bf. He moved into their trailer, and stopped paying Shaynus for videos or her rent. She sat on Ribmeat and killed him during a cam show, the coomers loved it so much they gave her 80 tokens. She was arrested.

No. 160265

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For comedian fart anon

No. 160266

>>160265
LMAO THANK U NONNA I legit snorted into my tea

No. 160267

in celebricow someone posted a video of pornstar Mia Khalifa crying because she was out at dinner and some woman and her scrote wanted a picture.
She said no and one of them was like, "I told you that wasn't her she doesn't have nut on her face" or something gross.
I was reading shayna's, "I LOVE BEING SEXUALIZED" post and thinking about how she'd LOVE for this to be how people interact with her 24/7 in her brain but probably would be the same as Mia Khalifa.
In her fake stories she's like
>OMG, i was out & this guy & his gf, where at the other table, & I noticed her bf kept staring at me & my gf. So he gets up and comes over with her & she's giving me the evil eye and he's like
>Are you dolly mattel?
And i'm like
>Yes
And he's like
>oh my god, I almost didn't reconize you without nut dribbling out of your pretty tight pussy!
And his girlfriend was red in the face & he asked for a picture!
But anyone whose dealt with scrotes hitting on you, knows that shit is gross and scary, now imagine being a sex worker like Shayna and what kind of freak watches her enough to know her.
She'd probably cry but cope online like she loved it.
If big pornstars like Mia Khalifa and others who actually have a large fanbase of gross scrotes get weirded out and don't like the IRL attention, I can't imagine that Shayna would.
Or maybe she would, because any attention is good..until it's not

No. 160268

>>160260
sonic the shayhog

No. 160269

I stg the anons who keep calling Big Shaynus “cute” and now derailing the thread with stories of eating their ‘husbands’ ass is Ellen or one of Shat’s friends trying to fuck up the thread. It must be the same person because this only started happening recently. Pls stop engaging with whoever these people are and ignore them anons.

No. 160270

>>160269
sometimes I think it's scrotes, everytime a new scrote is in Shay's life or being spoken about, suddenly we get weird ass posts.
I feel like Shayna tells every scrote she works with about Lolcow, not even to be like, "you'll be harassed" but simply to talk about it.
They probably are like, "I'm not scared of no incels/jealous bitches!" and come in there pretending to be a woman or a fan.
Probably that scrote who said he wished Shayna had ate his ass, pretending to be a woman going, "I eat my husband's ass". During the Landlord shit, there was a weirdo constantly defending Shayna/kink shit. During Shane Pierre Sonnier, someone came in being weird as well.
I think they do it to derail the thread so they won't be spoken about

No. 160271

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so i've seen the main thread and thought i'd make a poll kek

https://poll-maker.com/poll4760548x6fdC4eA9-148

No. 160272

>>160270
Kinda good tinfoil but for all three retard scrotes to be savvy to lolcow enough to sage and kinda blend in? I don’t know. I think the asseater is just one of the resident catty ethots telling on herself. Like maybe Vivi?

No. 160273

>>160270
ew why would you (general, not you) ever eat a mans ass… if a woman asked me to i would consider it but i would never want to put my face near a mans hairy asshole, barf. men are so deranged and love to degrade women thats the only reason i can see for a man to want that from a woman.

No. 160274

>>160273
It's also so fucking gay, I'm sorry any man wanting anyone to play in his ass (even himself) is gay. I think a scrote raising his legs or opening them is so fucking gay, like what the fuck gay boy. I can't be the only one? It's such a "Submissive thing". I remember when ass eating first became "popular" to talk about and it was focused on eating a woman's ass (Gross, but I first heard this years ago, a girl talking about a scrote eating her out and then eating her ass as well), now it's all focused on manholes and women doing it.
Then the same women eating asses want to call the men gay AFTER the fact or expose it, well sorry miss ass eater, maybe it's the shit going to your brain, but you did it.
Ass eating brings out such an anger in me, men are lucky some of us suck their skin sticks, now expect us to go near their nasty hairy assholes. Fuck you

No. 160275

>>160273
Based, I was so disgusted seeing the anons in Shat’s thread trying to defend it. It’s not pearl clutching to have boundaries and firm “no”s regarding sex acts that are meant to degrade women. Literally every other site is a pickme hell that will yasss kween every handmaiden licking her bf’s nasty poopy asshole. Let LC be the sole safe haven that it is where I don’t have to read about some retarded woman licking her [likely ugly, fat, old] husband’s poop chute.

No. 160276

>>160245
This is the same anon hating on ass-eating. Probably an actual forever alone femcel kek.

No. 160277

>>160273
I eat my husbands only because it's hairless and he scrubs it well. It's not eating shit lol it literally just feels like licking the back of someones hand. And it brings him pleasure so why not? No ones forcing your head down into some dudes dingle berries idk why you're so pressed about it.

No. 160278

>>160277
and no he's not ugly or fat or else I wouldn't do it. he's handsome and well groomed.

No. 160279

The only reason Shayna wants to eat ass because more women have been "meme'd" or pressured into Anal, that it's not seen as something "taboo" for scrotes to get women to do anymore. It's played out, "Oh your girl lets you fuck her in the ass? Well my girl licks my asshole!!"
And idiots like Shayna who don't view sex as a way for her to get pleasure, more so to pleasure moid in her being degraded/to get the attention she TRULY values, will now talk about eating ass because it's the next step[ of "Oh dear".
I bet when fisting scrotes becomes a thing and women start going, "My wrists are skinny enough to enter a scrotes asshole, without ripping him open, you fat hoes could never!" she'll be on that wave a few years late.

No. 160280

>>160277
Because of people like you who want to totally pretend it’s normal and not at all degrading and degenerate. If you want to suck and lick rectums, good for you! But stfu and stop trying to normalizing humiliating and potentially harmful acts. Eating shit isn’t healthy, licking the literal waste chute of another human is revolting on its face (your face in this case) it’s not in anyway defensible. So keep that nasty repulsive shit to yourself and count your blessings your partner isn’t outwardly getting off to degrading you.

No. 160281

>>160280
>Eating shit isn’t healthy
No one here is eating shit you fucking mong

>stop trying to normalizing humiliating and potentially harmful acts

No ones trying to normalize it, I simply said I do it. Then 80 radfems started screeching because you can't imagine loving a man so much you'd literally rim him. And he rims me too kek.

Again, no poop here. Literally tastes like clean skin.

No. 160282

>>160280
>want to totally pretend it’s normal and not at all degrading and degenerate
>trying to normalizing
How do you tiktok zoomers walk away from a 24/7 steady stream of online shit thinking anyone talking about anything is "trying to normalize it"?

No. 160283

I notice the retards who try to derail almost always do the greentext + space combo. Interesting

No. 160284

>>160281
you are eating shit and in denial just like your husband who gets off on you degrading yourself

No. 160285

>>160283
That is a normal aspect of board culture you fucking mong. It makes it easy to see the quoted text and response.

No. 160286

>>160282
Because talking about it is normalizing it? That’s how you normalize things? What part are you having trouble with? A “woman” in this thread has literally been memed into it because it gives a moid pleasure, as if subjecting yourself to something degrading for someone else’s pleasure is a good thing. As if licking someone’s rectum is just a natural conclusion to come to in order to get someone off and not the result of societal porn sickness.
We all follow shay, you can see how she gradually normalized things by “just talking about them”.

No. 160287

>>160281
Don't bother arguing nona, the anons here would lose their mind thinking about lesbians who like to eat ass.

I think trying to fit every sex act into a weird powerplay is extremely weird and I feel bad for anyone whose girlfriend thinks he's a fag because he likes a finger up the ass sometimes.

No. 160288

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>>160273
I was the first person to comment on the original twitter screencap w the ass eating and I regret it so hard now lmao I haven’t even said anything since that but now it’s all gone to hell…for the record tho it’s possible to have a loving relationship w moid who understands that the anus is an exit hole only, Gesù

No. 160289

>>160276
Nta would rather be a femcel than a dirty scrote ass licker

No. 160290

>>160277
you're his beard

No. 160291

Why any anon would reveal their sex habits on the Shayna thread is truly beyond me. I couldn’t bring myself to think of the subject at all in such a horrible place.

No. 160292

>>160286
You are so fucking retarded kek

No. 160293

Dying at the asseater calling other anons mong. Someone’s pretty defensive for someone who’s so sure their asseating is fine kek. If you’re so secure with licking your fag husband’s asshole why feel the need to justify yourself to literal anonymous strangers? Go eat his ass then girl. Tbh sounds like you have a stick up yours

No. 160294

>>160291
Can’t believe they’re clogging up the shaynus thread to share their sex lives lol. Truly inappropriate and revolting

No. 160295

>>160277
i mean its a thing in degrading porn for men to grab a womans head a force her face into his ass so maybe thats why im "so pressed" and i doubt its scripted either because of the amount of sexual abuse, coercion, and downright rape that happens in porn. its not like its that niche of a thing either, i dont watch porn anymore because it disgusts me (in part because of shit like this) but when i was a teenager and did i would be watching stuff on the literal front page of pornhub and the guy would just randomly force the girls face into his ass. if you dont think moids do this shit irl to women too because theyve seen it in porn idk what to tell you. anyways no ones telling you you cant eat nasty moid ass so just do what makes you "happy" and shut up about it. we dont want to hear about it.

No. 160296

>>160293
Indeed, the defensiveness is a key indication that she knows it’s disgusting hahahaha. Imagine licking a booty hole, that’s so gross. And to be like “I LOVE him” about it as if avoiding someone’s fecal exit isn’t just… basic hygiene practice? That OP is retarded if she thinks her husband is clean down there bc men are lazy as hell with hygiene. Knowing how sick scrotes are I wouldn’t be surprised if he doesn’t wash his asshole and gets off on his wife licking his feces germs.
Note how the “wife” keeps calling us femcels btw like that other anon who was picking fights in the Shaynus thread a few days ago. I wonder if one of Shay’s married friends like Sarah Gregory has started posting here…

No. 160297

This legit may be the most retarded discourse I've ever seen in a shay thread. I'd personally never eat ass but seeing how you make so many people seethe and derail is hilarious to me. Thanks for the keks ass eating anon

No. 160298

>>160296
As if I wouldn’t be able to tell whether or not I was licking literal shit particles off of someone’s asshole. You’re retarded.

No. 160299

Imagine bragging about what the taste of a man's asshole is like.

>>160274
>a scrote raising his legs or opening them
This made me crack tf up kekkk

No. 160300

>>160284
If her husband really loved her he’d never let her eat his ass even if she wanted to

No. 160301

I think your husband would rather have sex with a man if you’re eating his asshole like one. Tell the tapeworms we say hi.

No. 160302

>>160298
So true! You would definitely be able to tell your man fed you his feces from the taste alone. Thankfully I'll never experience such a thing because I have self respect. What happens if he pops a corn kernel in your mouth? Do you suck on it like hard candy? Or does he expect you to swallow? Are you allowed to spit it out into the vomit bucket you have to keep next to the marital bed? So many questions.

No. 160303

had to come here just to discourse over this because ass-eating is icky and I cannot believe people are defending it.
>>160287
why the fuck would we eat ass when the pussy is right there? if you would ever eat ass a lesbian you are either terminally pornsick or terminally retarded, eating ass is not normal and no matter how much you clean it is not sanitary; any mouth on genitals shit isn't sanitary, but licking the poop shoot is degenerate behavior; you belong on a cross. not to mention women literally dont have a prostate and so any ass play isn't really pleasurable for us like it is for men besides having weird porn filled or social contagion fantasies.
i cannot even imagine thinking of a womans asshole while i can readily suck on her titties or eat her pussy or finger her or do literally any normal, non-degenerate, non-degrading sex act.
jesus christ some of you actually eat mens asses and are having discourse over it, i am so, so glad i'm a dyke.
this was a great laugh to read through though, you guys are fucking insane kekek, i look forward to when watersports gets normalized and there's some handmaiden on here talking about how her husband lovingly pisses on her.
>>160270
i buy it.

No. 160304

>>160288
when i told my husband that every other man i'd ever been with was rabid for anal he lost all interest and has never brought it up ever again. it is so wonderful i am finally free.

No. 160305

>>160302
lmfao nona

I feel the the threads are made of two groups- covert camwhores/degens who are there to make fun of how bad she is at sw despite being on the same level as her, and women who are comfortable voicing that porn is damaging and some sex acts are inherently demeaning especially when it involves a man and I can’t believe the ass eater started the war between the two

No. 160306

>>160286
If your rectum sags out of your skin you’ve got a prolapse, hope it helps

No. 160307

>>160303
> jesus christ some of you actually eat mens asses and are having discourse over it, i am so, so glad i'm a dyke.
repressed bihet behavior tbh if you believe that women are too sweet and pure for ‘degenerate kinks’. women eat each other’s asses all the time, you can both eat her ass and pussy, they’re millimeters apart anyway and it’ll touch your nose half of the time. Vaginas expel bloodclots and brown dead tissue. Have you smelled the rottenness off a menstrual pad? Pussy wetness is mostly made off blood plasma and squirting is urine. is eating pussy ‘degenerate’?

>>160302
What if a girl pops a blood clot the size of a kidney bean in your mouth? Do you suck on it like a gummy? Or do you swallow?

Not even into men but it’s beyond weird to see people unaware that you’re supposed to shower your prívales, and freaked out at the fact that sex involves licking and touching genitals which are inherently filthy. Who would’ve though.

No. 160308

>>1535860
>repressed bihet behavior
OK, you're badly baiting at this point, that makes no sense, I'm only sexually attracted to women, I know that good and clear, and I'm not sexually attracted to a woman's asshole nor a man's or any part of a mans body for that matter.
explain mr. baiter, explain? i am genuinely curious where you are taking this I thrive off of getting into slap fights with retards online whether they're baiting or not so no matter what I win cause I'm getting my kicks in right now.
i dont think women are too "sweet or pure" for those kinks, no shit they have them, I'm saying if you have them your a fucking degenerate with porn brain rot. not to mention I don't get it, because I am aware of how degrading it is to eat ass, suck my ass is an insult for a reason, eating ass is something inhuman borderline demons make prisoners of war do to each other to humiliate and demoralize them.
>not even into men
no one believes that when you're fighting so hard for the oppressed handmaids to suck on men's assholes and lick em like a tootsie pop
You are 100% a man larping as a woman and you're larping as a lesbian at that kekek you are not blending in especially with your
>it'll touch your nose half the time anyway
I refuse to believe you have ever seen a vagina much less have one, how the FUCK, your chin maybe if you somehow managed, but your nose? not only are you a moid, you are a moid who cannot find the clit. vaginas don't look how you are describing, and the asshole is not "millimeters" apart I get hyperbole but c'mon sir.
>muh blood plasma
what do you think spit is? do you really think blood plasma is on the same par as shit? regardless blood and viscera isn't as disgusting as literal waste, but get this mister, I wouldn't eat out a girl on her period either! shocking I know, but I don't like bodily excretions like that to be in my mouth! if my girlfriend wanted to have period sex i'd stick to my fingers or a toy. also, squirting is piss and it is gross and not every woman does that, I know I don't! that is not some universal female thing, you are porn sick and a degenerate.
go fantasize about eating shay's ass somewhere else kekekekekek

No. 160309

>>160303
Women don't have to have a prostate to enjoy anal what is this statement.
>>160307
LC is full of terminally online people who think women aren't naturally degenerate on their own, Shayna chooses to be a degenerate into pedoshit. Porn didn't brainwash her or make her a pedo and trying to pivot the blame elsewhere is braindead behavior.
>>160308
So you're a squeamish lesbian then. Eating someone out on their period as long as they're not profoundly bleeding is fine, please touch grass and understand that plenty of normie dykes eat ass. You sound insecure and unhinged.

No. 160310

The last “femcel” comment about “thank god” for none of us having kids because we’re disgusting and ugly…seems moidish but it could be a pickme as well. Do we think Sarah Gregory is the ass-eating pickme anon? Discuss.

No. 160311

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>>160281
Imagine bragging about this

No. 160312

>>160309
Nta but just go on any other website than this one, I BEG OF YOU. Most women do not enjoy anal without some coercion on behalf of porn and moids. This is the truth but everyone like yourself is always belittling and outright banning women who have these opinions. This is an obscure image board. Why can’t we “prude femcel” anons have our fucking site and you go literally anywhere else. Anywhere else, yes literally anywhere the fuck else on the internet will support your totes sex pozzie opinions whether it be Reddit, Twitter, or any forum really. Just go there and never look back, please.

No. 160313

>>160307
>What if a girl pops a blood clot the size of a kidney bean in your mouth? Do you suck on it like a gummy? Or do you swallow?

I can't believe I just read this.

No. 160314

Lot of shame leaking out of idiots in this thread after rightly being called out as degenerate for eating assholes. Most people don’t feel the need to lash out after being called out for a behavior they think is perfectly reasonable. Maybe you should examine why pushing your sexual boundaries in service of someone else’s sexual pleasure never struck you as odd before. Make sure you’ve worked out your firm sexual boundaries nonnies because once a man convinces you to eat his shit chute he knows he can probably convince you into doing more depraved acts.

No. 160315

Poop eaters make fun of Shayna as if they're not the same as her kek

No. 160316

>>160315
Shayna thread is full of anons who think they're better than her.
Pooper eater, ewhores, autistic shut ins, bikini baristas ect ect.

No. 160317

I'm bored you guys are being rude and boring. Lets discuss various cowfights.

Who do you think would win between a physical fight between Shayna amd Luna? I feel like Shat would probably take this one as she gets punched in the face all the time and is probably more mobile – if only due to being (slightly) more sober. Actually, she would have dummy drunk bitch strength and Tuna would just be zonked out.

If it was an intellectual debate I think Luna would probably win because she at least pretends to be well read and ~reflective~

No. 160318

eat a man ass because he asked for it? gross and gay.
eat a man ass because i love to put men in an awkward situation regardless their asshole? love it but they never let me

No. 160319

>>160299
Literally NO ONE is bragging fucking retard.

No. 160320

>>160307
Thank you nona. The pearl clutching about ass eating is ridiculous. Acting like we're sucking the hairy dingle berries off of some scrote we just met at the bar. They sound scared of their own bodies.

I hope you ladies realize you're NOT wiping properly if there is shit all around your asshole throughout the day. Please get a bidet.

No. 160321

>>160308
"suck my dick" is also an insult. Is that also horrible and degrading? Some of you radfems would probably say yes kek. If licking dicks and assholes is degrading then so is licking pussy. Thats where your PISSHOLE is dontcha know. Be a normal person who properly cleans their genitals.

No. 160322

>>160308
>I wouldn't eat out a girl on her period either! shocking I know, but I don't like bodily excretions like that to be in my mouth!
Are you just constantly leaking shit throughout the day? You might want to get that checked out. Are you just popping out turds during sex? You sound like the fucking nasty one.

No. 160323

>>160322
>>160321
>>160320
dear man ass eater:
you can reply to multiple posts in one comment. thanks.

No. 160324

Some of you are sounding like you have a fucking scat fetish with the way you keep bringing up shit, tasting shit, describing in nasty detail of licking up shit, and have done so repeatedly. Several times. This hyper fixation on it is fucking weird and more degenerate than the plain ol ass eaters.

No. 160325

Some of you ladies sound extremely selfish in bed kek. Do you seriously not do anything for the pleasure of the other person? Your pleasure HAS to be involved somehow? That's just fucking weird and selfish. What pleasure do men get from eating us out? Nothing but they'll do it because they like to see us experiencing something pleasurable. That's exactly why some of us will lick the rim of a mans asshole. Acting like "eating it" means we are literally taking a spoon to their anus and shoveling shit into our mouths.(stop sperging about ass eating, no1currs)

No. 160326

>>160314
Pushing your sexual boundaries? If you aren't okay with eating ass DO NOT DO IT and DO NOT PUSH THAT BOUNDARY. It actually IS within some of our sexual boundaries believe it or not.

No. 160327

>>160324
The nonas in here must have only dated men who don't wash properly kek. Also if you constantly have shit waiting centimeters away from your exit hole, you should probably go to the restroom?

No. 160328

>>160317
Agreed nonna I’m bored as fuck w the ass discourse now. Like please can we just get over it? Everyone is acting retarded, both standpoints kek.

As for your question, I think Luna could win bc she’s a BIG bitch. Just her sheer mass, she could like body check Shaynus and then roll on her like a Miltank lmfao

No. 160329

File: 1680117481030.jpg (12 KB, 217x234, 1674695141572.jpg)

Poop eater nonnie needs to take her ban in stride, go outside, and touch grass. Pic rel is poopchans man

No. 160330

It’s Chris Pine’s ass or nothing for me

No. 160331

Nonnie's itt acting like there isn't one man they'd eat like a cupcake.

No. 160332

>>160325
> extremely selfish in bed
Because we don't want to lick a freaking butthole where shit comes out? This has to be a troll.
>>160331
No, I wouldn't even for the hottest man alive. You're disgusting and a fucking annoyance who keeps derailing threads. Where did you people even come from? Derailing the threads from the cow is a bannable offense.

No. 160333

>>160327
> actually believes her man is washing his ass
> trusts men with anything hygiene related
Yep you are confirmed retarded. Let me guess, you retards have children as well? Take my suggestion and go on any other site where other retarded pickmes will gush about licking a poop chute entrance.

No. 160334

>>160333
>actually believes her man is washing his ass
You know its extremely easy to tell if its washed or not right? Are you brain dead?

No. 160335

>>160321
Pussy isn't anywhere near as bad as those, i can't believe you'd compare them when men constantly get dick cheese and think wiping is gay

No. 160336

>>160335
You must be the lowest common denominator of sub-human if the men you're having sexual relations with think wiping is gay and have dick cheese. I have never come across dick cheese in my life.
It's like anons that complain about men with skid marks in their underwear. Why the fuck are you dating men with literal shit stained underwear? You realize that's not normal right?

No. 160337

>>160317
Samefag as >>160328 I also would like to remind u that Luna's thighs caused that earthquake in Haiti so, she could just clap them and send Shayna flying off into the sky lmao

No. 160338

File: 1680126405681.png (59.77 KB, 361x331, 305E7B93-B042-4F26-AB1C-ABECE1…)

ass eaters itt

No. 160339

>>160329
shayna labeouf

No. 160340

>>160331
I've been married for seven years and it has never once occurred to me to eat my husband's ass. I like his ass, it's a nice pert man ass but it's also very hairy, especially the inside of his ass crack. The thought of putting tongue anywhere near his asshole makes me feel sick.

No. 160341

>>1536267
Good for you. My man is pretty much hairless

No. 160342

>>160341
So he shaves his crack?

No. 160343

>>160342
nta but what the fuck? there are men with few body hair as women hairy as a gorilla

No. 160344

Ffs stop sperging about eating your nigels asscrack, pickmes never prosper no matter how hard you sperg. Back to shay

No. 160345

>>160307
>pussy juice has blood in it!
Still not shit particles.

No. 160346

>>160317
Shayna would guzzle alcohol beforehand and beat the shit out of Luna. Luna would scratch and kick, shayna would scream and drunkenly bellow while throwing her huge hamfists at Luna

No. 160347

>>160346
>>160317
Wait wait I wanna add something—do we think Lurch would be lured by Big Shaynus bc she’s smaller than Tuna or would he defend his woman and use his Easter Island Head strength to join the fight kek this is so retarded and funb

No. 160348

>>160347
I would also like to add - what are they fighting over? Benzos? A coomers last penny? Idk much about Luna but I feel like she's so ~soft girl~ she would lose, but also Shayna has been raised sheltered her whole life and I doubt she's ever been in a fight. Maybe Luna would win after all.

No. 160349

>>160348
The last dirty once-pink cheap velour tracksuit kek yeah Shayna being soooo sheltered would def factor in, but the booze tard strength that can happen makes me rethink my initial opinion that she would lose lmao. Luna’s heft and height give her a size advantage but Shayna seems more capable of viciousness.

No. 160350

>>160348
They would fight over Lurch kek

No. 160351

>>160350
LOL it’s true…I think he’s officially old, crusty & degen enough to be a potential “daddy” for Shay

No. 160352

>im happy for shayna
Probably a troll
>Im excited this will bring new milk
Shayheads, I think i'm almost at the end of the rope.
What new milk? SHE DID THIS SHIT ALREADY. She's not going to lose any weight, if she keeps drinking and eating how she does. Bitch doesn't need a fucking gym membership, she just thinks a gym membership is a "Quick" fix because someone will "Force" and "guide" her into doing work outs.
Then she'll just go home, drink and MAYBE she'll buy some expensive diet meals, but she's not going to stop snacking or drinking.
it's retarded in there. Whats the fucking milk? She's going to fail again. She's not going to stick to it.
There's no point. It's the same shit every other day, except now we have ass eaters/trolls who come into her thread to compliment her to clog the thread.

No. 160353

>>160352
Same anon, she's not going to count calories which IMO would do more for her then going to work out for at best a hour, then sleeping, smoking, drinking and eating out. it's not going to do shit, I'm a fatty and I know. I've been through it. So I don't see the milk. I don't see the difference.

No. 160354

I wonder if the diseased scrote said something about her weight that made her attempt to crack down

No. 160355

>>160348
i feel like luna would be larping that shes so uwu smoll and weak and cant hit hard but would still end up winning because her layer of fat would absorb all of shaynas hits. shed be like spongebob when he gets punched by the bully

No. 160356

Aye is anyone working on a new thread?

No. 160357

File: 1680195458749.png (139.56 KB, 442x310, image_2023-03-30_125815749.png)

Nonas, in a pick me off who would win?
Lets say we paid Shayna and Shoe $500 each to do a "Social expirment". Using these pictures and this information they make a social media profile. They DO NOT talk about their past in anyway, they just make a profile on a dating site. At the end of the month, the data collected. Who do you think attracted the most scrotes and got "picked" the most by pretending to be a 100% normal woman just trying to find "love" on the internets

No. 160358

>>160357
Shayna could break the skinny retards' neck like a twig. However, I feel like the girl in the right has been a much more chronic pick me for a longer time. So, ideological she's the winner. But shayna would definitely win a wrestling match between the two.
And for the dating app shtick.. the brunette wins. She's kinda cute

No. 160359

>>160357
Lmao this made me irl kek. Honestly I’m gay and think shoe is def not hideous physically (sue me, she’s cute even if everything else about her is ugly and stupid) so prob her. But honestly would be v entertaining to see the results

No. 160360

>>160357
Oh shoe on head would win, while her personality is ugly she definitely is not and I think she has a nice body, shay is fat, ugly and lacks a personality to make up for her fatness

No. 160361

>>160358
>who would get more dates?
>Shay could break her neck
Made me kek out loud.

No. 160362

File: 1680204113011.jpeg (127.15 KB, 750x1081, D72335EE-C691-4CAD-B171-EB4D8A…)

Anons make the new thread please

No. 160363

File: 1680204208178.jpeg (112.53 KB, 750x1030, C5F0E5A2-F619-4D74-BD77-0FC8E4…)

>>160362
Thank god she never wants to be a mother, lifetimes of complete and utter suffering were saved

No. 160364

where new thread plz

No. 160365

>>160357
Someone definitely needs to photoshop that pin on her dress to say "Pick Me!" instead of try me.

No. 160366

>>160335
I agree with >>160336 that you must be fucking with some gross moids if you think having dick cheese is a "constant problem" with men. To answer >>160336 's question, dick cheese is probably more of a thing with uncircumsized guys because the cheese collects in the dick flaps, but still. Uncircumcised guys tends to smell like old piss more than anything, never experienced any "cheese" when they roll back the flap.

No. 160367

>>160363
This makes her "I wanna be the hot step mom!" Shit even weird, every man she's taken seriously has had kids, why constantly date men with kids seriously but not want to be q mother or step mom? If she continues dating 30+ men most these losers are baby daddies/ex husbands/fathers.
Why does someone so selfish constantly date scrotes with stings attached? Nevermind I forget shayna is a only fans sex worker and not just any sex worker, but one who dresses like a baby and has all kinds of gross porn and info about her online.
So I guess she couldn't get a unattached scrote whose 30+ with no kids or ex wife or baby mother, because those are the only men who'd be seen with her. Even then they easily dump her and marry women who want to have kids/they can be seen with.
Her life makes me itchy

No. 160368

>>160325
Come on now mod, red texting in the Shaynatorium? Do we need an even deeper level of Shayna thread where us ass-eating shayheads can exist in some fucking peace. If we can't eat ass and make shitty photoshops of Shayna, why does Lolcow even exist?

No. 160369

File: 1680208308753.jpeg (69.2 KB, 1242x1341, 76B8CE5D-7FCC-4D91-876C-989D62…)

>>160262
>>160209
>>160236
>>1791854

Some thread pic options for the nonnie that wants to make the new main thread. There was so much good stuff this time kek pic included is my favorite screenshot from her recent stream

No. 160370

File: 1680216046193.jpg (522.37 KB, 1706x2047, FsgEhrpaMAAs2AM.jpg)

where tf is the new thread

No. 160371

>>160370
I thought she was beat up but I realized it was her eyebags casting shadow

No. 160372

File: 1680218811438.jpeg (469.78 KB, 2828x2828, 7142DEE2-0E81-4B90-B16F-F1E3E1…)

the tit is dead

No. 160373

File: 1680221044422.jpeg (390.55 KB, 2048x2048, 1B1F2CEC-D8B5-4BE9-BF0F-284048…)

I can't wait for when she gets the implant replaced

No. 160374

>>160373
Is this supposed to be domestic violence porn?

No. 160375

The fact that shaynas got like 100+ threads on here but no one cares enough to make a new one, combined with people saying that in a normie off Shayna would lose, but could probably take on a literal junkie in a fist fight is killing me

No. 160376

>>160375
because even shaytards don’t like her enough to make a thread plus recapping everything gives us whiplash

No. 160377

File: 1680223609683.jpeg (11.45 KB, 232x278, 52349C95-CF6E-4B98-BAE6-B8E3A5…)


No. 160378

File: 1680223656035.jpeg (59.41 KB, 876x735, 69EC86F9-40A6-45A2-A997-F7667F…)

Bitch is getting bigger by the second

No. 160379

File: 1680223883438.jpeg (57.02 KB, 832x669, 2FE3B98F-775A-4511-BF80-9587E8…)

Shayna looks like a TIM wearing rainbow in hopes of attracting a lesbian

No. 160380

File: 1680224871381.jpeg (34.13 KB, 481x593, 732B820A-BEE5-4306-9E3C-7C3E9A…)


No. 160381

File: 1680225435253.jpeg (39.88 KB, 663x495, CC18D1BD-7192-4D09-88B1-A72822…)

She’s so fucking ugly like I can’t believe some anons think she’s decent looking

No. 160382

>>160364
im making one now

No. 160383

File: 1680225726928.jpeg (124.39 KB, 960x1434, 48EF7F9C-5A04-4CAB-9625-97DE97…)

>>160381
Same energy

No. 160384


No. 160385

File: 1680227088931.jpg (154.5 KB, 1044x1445, image.jpg)

>>160384
This was the original thread pic I was considering

No. 160386

>>160384
bless you nona

No. 160387


No. 160388

>>160357
Shoeonhead is like a model compared to shay

No. 160389

>>160369
I don't think I can ever get over how much more the front of her thighs stick out compared to her pancake ass

No. 160390

File: 1680274955548.jpg (138.32 KB, 1226x804, UnderTheSea.JPG)

the crab posts in the previous Shaynus thread had me losing it.
So I made an attempt.

No. 160391

>>160390
Fucking kek this is so shaytistic I love it. Great job in capturing her range of complexions, from porcine jaundice to Clifford red

No. 160392

File: 1680327758993.png (6.51 MB, 1242x2208, A3919919-E4F0-4D3F-A4AD-8C01DB…)


No. 160393

File: 1680345656083.png (346.57 KB, 1170x2532, 90EC98E2-0951-4B54-B14C-05FD68…)

Archiving Shaypril Fools Day.

No. 160394

>>160393
For the nonnies of the future
Index https://archive.is/EnLDV
Thread #132 https://archive.is/DRFn9
Catalog https://archive.is/p8OYp

No. 160395

File: 1680456223970.jpg (69.7 KB, 1076x738, Shaytarded.JPG)


No. 160396

File: 1680459466855.jpeg (293.6 KB, 1242x1530, A4E8A4B9-A4B7-47B8-A060-08DADC…)

Uh oh stinky

No. 160397

File: 1680461975412.jpeg (73.82 KB, 713x918, 20230402150043752.jpeg)

Why hasn't the shaynatoruim been moved to /shay/?

No. 160398

>>160397
wait am i shaytarding or does shag kinda looks italian but like ugly italian like think new jersey dj.

No. 160399

File: 1680474082968.jpeg (131.79 KB, 1149x1451, 78C67AEA-68FF-4CAD-B994-73BC9A…)


No. 160400

File: 1680497771252.jpeg (227.41 KB, 1100x885, 01316F68-90DA-4D55-9EEF-47CAE2…)


No. 160401

>>160400
team titty surgery wya

No. 160402

File: 1680499147918.jpeg (204.68 KB, 2078x2944, F6ECE772-9B61-4CEE-93EC-A7FF3A…)

I think of her PH comments from time to time.

No. 160403

Noodle just appeared on stream and her muzzle is so grey now, makes me sad instead of living her golden years in a fulfilling way she's languishing on a balcony to escape the smoke filled apartment, searching for another stray french fry as the highlight of her day.

No. 160404

>>160400
she put stuff in her butt on cam so im back on team titty

No. 160405

File: 1680514417249.jpeg (57.99 KB, 1155x1448, BC58D6B1-CB72-49C5-9F16-FCD850…)

>>160403
She aged like shit just like her owner lmao

No. 160406

File: 1680538292896.gif (2.38 MB, 460x480, 6c742b1c-fce9-40d5-95ac-f42f7f…)


No. 160407

I feel the Shay board may soon need its own "fart edit" thread.

No. 160408

File: 1680559276462.jpg (Spoiler Image, 163.14 KB, 2693x1465, MayoChup.JPG)

I feel the Shay board may soon need its own "fart edit" thread.

No. 160409

Battery in my laptop finally shit the bed so I had to take it in to have someone transfer the data from it over to my new one, and I’m dying at the thought of some poor nerd having to read all my Shayna edits file names kek

No. 160410

>>160408
Please god yes lmao I’m so juvenile but I kek heartily every goddamn time

No. 160411

>>160409
imagine if he turned out to be one of her three fanboys

No. 160412

File: 1680726194780.jpeg (27.74 KB, 828x366, 0D4B93D4-272B-4F91-BBDF-67BD87…)

Damn shayna has some reach lmao
Btw I hate this fucking moid but all I could think of was shat lool

No. 160418

Nonas I just thought of a new venue for /Shay/ called the “Inshayne Asylum”, I’m thinking of making it a thread here but what should go there?
Would love for someone to make a map of /Shay/ with an emporium for the Shaynatorium and then whatever other funny references to other threads here, maybe an Area 51 or Strangetown for the Shayfoil thread

No. 160420

>>160418
KEK nonna this is so shaytistic I love it

No. 160421

>>160418
Samefag but the map should have Skidmark Academy and then a retirement home next to it

No. 160422

>>160418
There should be a Shaylog thread where specifically posts she makes that cause us to want to sperg angrily go lmao

No. 160424

>>160408
Here you go >>160423

No. 160429

File: 1680836821927.jpeg (189.13 KB, 1242x1861, 265F245D-81E6-4C75-A726-80FA5A…)


No. 160433

one time, i was doing some degenerate sexting with a girl i was into and she sent me a pic of shay’s cage and i had to not be autistic about it

No. 160435

>>160433
Kek anon I would not have been able to be autistic about it you’re a stronger woman than I

No. 160438

File: 1680873377062.jpeg (129.13 KB, 1580x1242, 1231B4C2-F0D4-42BA-B68F-79D527…)


No. 160441

File: 1680876698533.jpeg (54.64 KB, 498x1048, 8292163E-EADA-455B-B709-DA0DDF…)

Shaynons WWYD if
> scummy phishing malware moid infects your device of which the only explicit content you have is strictly of big Shaynus and her porn
> he threatens to release it unless you pay him
> might threaten to attach your name to her nasty porn
I would die laughing tbh, I think people would be more confused than shocked as to why this random fat retarded sex worker is tied to my name. Like it just wouldn’t make sense because I’m a normal woman with a graduate education kek. What about you nonas?
Posts are from around here >>>/ot/1541558

No. 160450

who do you think the mutual she blocked for liking her coomers tweets is?

No. 160453

File: 1680896027191.jpeg (135.05 KB, 750x1130, 1A4B5668-C1F3-43BC-BBA4-6E69F9…)

>>160450
It’s this girl

No. 160462

I saw someone talking about Shayna's boils and I often wonder, why didn't she care or..notice? Those pimples looked fucking painful, imagine having videos online where you had multiple huge pimples, on your vagina and asshole? Shayna is very lucky she's never became "Famous" because I'm postitive this kind of shit would be dragged up by scrotes.
I could see Shayna attracting a 4chan fanbase for some reason,where they like & hate her, doing whatever those gross scrotes do, but I can imagine those pimples pictures popping up to "shame" her.

No. 160463

My boyfriend replied to a Twitter post of mine with the monsters Inc gif and I cringed so hard

Damn Shatnas coomers ruined it

No. 160467

I genuinely had a nightmare about her last night. I had met her in real life and I was trying to convince her to make something of herself. I said even if I can't get you to drop making porn please understand why your pedo pandering incest shit also affects real people in a mcuh worse way and is also just grim. And she wouldn't listen so we had a physical fight and she tried to ride away on a pink bike so I pushed her in front of a moving truck. I woke up after that. Mortifying.

No. 160469

File: 1680970943998.jpg (306.16 KB, 1080x1496, tumblr_e820eba4d0620873cf1146c…)

This is Shayna's life basically

No. 160470

File: 1680975674228.jpeg (882.93 KB, 4032x3024, 233F404D-38C9-4D0F-A7E2-14C01D…)

>>160469
Good god it’s true this sounds very Shaynus. Also how fucking disgusting and bleak I hate moids.

No. 160472

File: 1680978850551.png (1.01 MB, 1093x890, autism.png)

Since nonas started posting a few Shat-inspired sims (picrel is mine), I've been trying to think of a Sims Shayllenge but I never play challenges. So far I'm with:
- No formal job, you deal with her 24/7
- Personality has to be full lazy and full sloppy. Grouchyness is up to your interpretation.
- Level 1 of difficulty: You can use cheats to achieve the minimum furniture, as a treat from dad (parent).
- Popularity aspiration, you cannot study charisma. In fact, you can't study anything.
L1: maximum of 2 cooking points
L2: no stove, only microwave
L3: no cooking at all
L1 goals: have at least 25* best friends
L2 goals: 25* best friends, fully decorate the mismatched pink house
L3 goals: 25* best friends, fully decorated house, adopt 3 pets and take care of them until they pass of old age.
*change if you play in a small neighborhood.

No. 160473

>>160469
Honestly this is probably how scrotes view shayna qnd how they treat her. But instead of calling her ugly, they call her a pretty dumb slut and it's seen as okay.
Letting men treat you this way isn't viewed as freaky fun slut, no they view her like this.
She's disgusting to them and they think she doesn't value herself. Shayna still believes every man is truly attracted to her and honored to touch her and slap her around.
Men do not respect these women. If this got to shayna I wonder if she'd internalize this. This is really a chilling look into the scrote mindset. Wouldn't be surprised if this is how Shane truly viewed her, kek.

No. 160476

File: 1681003274492.png (Spoiler Image, 855.2 KB, 2081x1170, IMG_4346.PNG)

I was going to post this in the edit thread, but it's so retarded I think it belongs here instead. After I saw her doing picrel in her last camshow, this was all I could think of…

No. 160477

File: 1681003317467.png (160.69 KB, 961x1500, the pale woman.png)


No. 160478

File: 1681003482397.png (Spoiler Image, 854.65 KB, 2081x1170, the pale woman 2.png)


No. 160487

File: 1681069444481.png (162.27 KB, 600x600, shay.png)


No. 160488

>>160487
THIS HAS TO BE NEXT THREADPIC OR AT LEAST PART OF IT. I’m shcreaming lmfaooooo well done Nona

No. 160493

>>160487
HOLY SHIT IT'S PERFECT ANON ILY

No. 160499

>>160487
this has to be the next threadpic, a masterpiece

No. 160502

>>160487
This is perfect! The likeness is incredible. Can you post this on the main thread for thread pic consideration?

No. 160505

>>160487
It's so good kek gj anon

No. 160506

File: 1681110277388.jpeg (816.55 KB, 2048x2048, 1681061885670.jpeg)

Didn't want to wk Shayna on the main thread, but I think she looks nice here. Dressed for her body. Still fat though.

No. 160509

File: 1681144494703.jpg (3.59 MB, 4032x3024, 20230410_151055.jpg)

I found traces of shay in our local crackhead forest. There have been times when I encountered other shay-adjacent things, like shit-covered panties and putrid take-out boxes, but never such a clear sign of shactivity in the area. I'll try to doordash cheap dim sum and leave it there as an offering. I'll set up a movement-activated night vision camera in a nearby tree to catch a real shay sighting on film. If my trap doesn't work, I'll light some candles in close proximity to the object and try performing a regular summoning ritual, as a last resort. Wish me luck nonas!

No. 160510

>>160506
i love how it has a belt so you can accentuate the waist and she’s still looking like a two door fridge

No. 160512

>>160506
I think she looks better with no makeup like in this pic—not that she looks great without it, but her makeup use ranges from “Does zero favors” to “Actively uncanny” and “Accentuates all her bad features” so bare face is an improvement. Now if only she would wash her hair and use conditioner…

No. 160522

>>160509
Holy shayt. I hope you catch a shighting nona, good luck!!

No. 160533

>>159974
Where tf is the new Shay thread I’m lost lmao

No. 160537

>>160533
Nona, regular threads are back in /snow. Here’s the latest one: >>>/snow/1803371

No. 160545

>>160509
Why is this picture aesthetic though?. Kek Shaycore

No. 160553

Nonnas I've been lost in the shatalogue and have reached thread #12. I only started following shaynus around thread #111. What the fuck even IS this woman I'm just shaysmerized and shayken by what I've seen thus far.

No. 160556

the term doordash reminds me of shayna and it conjures an image of a fat woman on a couch eating processed food out of a takeout container hearing someone mention it

No. 160557

File: 1681282411358.jpeg (520.48 KB, 2209x3300, F9F6FC58-64D9-4685-A198-4B37A5…)

Inspired by anons in the main thread calling Shay out for over-blurring. Text could be funnier imo if anyone else wants a crack at it

No. 160558

>>160557
this is perfect anon

No. 160562

File: 1681301507268.jpg (180.87 KB, 1080x1334, Picsart_23-04-12_21-10-28-481.…)

Its all I can see

No. 160563

>>160557
Fuck this is as good as the Sharbie picrew I’m so conflicted which should be next threadpic now!!!!

No. 160568

>>160557
this needs to be the next threadpic

No. 160572

File: 1681326274493.png (13.91 KB, 867x274, shaynus-AI.png)


No. 160576

>>160472
Kek, my laptop isn't working, do I can't play sims right now. But I really want to do this. I have a lot of cc to make my sims really pretty and now realistic looking. I actually have some acne cc, so that will come handy. But it will be so jarring too see all my gorgeous sims next to a shay sim. She'll be my only fat sim too.

Thanks for the idea, nonna!

No. 160579

So is anyone going to start an “ethics of ass eating” thread in /shay/ or what

No. 160789

>>160579
The ass eating debate thread is hell on earth. Burn it down, burn it all down.

No. 160815

File: 1681490109024.jpeg (228.55 KB, 1170x1648, ECBBCA4F-DD9E-4DC9-B07A-1D7742…)

where new thread

No. 160816

>>160815
I don't usually nitpick Shay pics but wtf is going on with her foot, it looks oddly detached from the rest of her body

No. 160871

>>160815
I think this is literally the worst hairstyle she’s ever done. We need a bad hair thread kek her hairstyles are egregious. I don’t think I’ve seen anyone style their hair the way she does

No. 160952

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No. 160953

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No. 161125

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE MAKE A NEW SHAYNA THREAD SO THE ASS DEBATE CAN FUCKING DIE

No. 161136

File: 1681504817228.gif (668.26 KB, 500x234, 2480CC69-F7E3-4E32-988C-87BA2D…)

Trying to catch up on my shay drama and skipping through twenty posts arguing back and forth over ass eating. Can an admin seriously remove those comments? Because the thread is locked and Shay is having surgery in June.

No. 161153

>>160953
Sure it can take years, but Shayna has been doing this for 7 (?) years and has almost nothing. There are sw-ers who become rich in like a year.

No. 161334

All these people posting their tiddies and there's not a new shay thread

No. 161337

>>160952
>>161153
I've seen sex workers bigger than her get rich when they only started during the pandemic. How is she still flopping so hard. One thinner but kind of in her league lookswise made enough to buy a Jeep lmao.

No. 161355

>>161334
Are you really surprised, the thread is full of leeches who contribute no milk and then complain and make digs at the anons who actually keep up with Shat’s accounts and provide the milk for the thread. It’s exhausting to deal with and see. Every time someone makes a thread there’s some personality disordered anon complaining about the thread formatting or spacing. No one should make the new snow thread, let the thread nazis show us how it’s done in creating the perfect thread, free of the errors that inevitably make them whine.

No. 161358

>>161355
Same anon but I don’t wanna ignore the people who actually are nice in the snow thread and the ones who thank anons for providing milk. It’s just that Shat’s thread has quite a few rude anons who are hyper critical and annoying towards people that actually screen cap and repost her shit.

No. 161373

>>161334
shatna and/or ellen started the ass eating debate to distract nonnies from her threads

No. 161455

>>161373
It's working if true.

No. 161532

>>161334
That's what's hilarious to me. Are we all just going to sperg about eating ass and tubular titties instead of milking the cow? Ngl it's more fun, shanya herself is a boring retard but she attracts such interesting characters. Farmers and her orbiters.

No. 161601

>>161355
At this point there doesn't need to be a new thread, the farmers are milkier with all their blog posts

No. 161608

File: 1681550101434.jpeg (236.21 KB, 1128x1733, 18206F79-2399-490B-ACA6-D648A6…)

She’s such a pedo panderer yuck

No. 161614

new thread is up nonnies >>>/snow/1808965

No. 161630

>>161601
You genuinely sound like Ellen or Shay or one of their friends

No. 161637

I didn't come to lolcor for a couple months and when I come back, suddenly there's a whole board just for shayna lmao

No. 161720

File: 1681618512487.jpeg (40.08 KB, 750x629, DE790A14-B4D4-49ED-8FD9-E73493…)

Shaysisters how are we feeling about picrel? Personally I am very sad that she has not seen the Shaynatorium or consider it a shrine for her…

No. 161741

>>160506
she looks like she'd be the homely village girl who has a one-sided crush on the prince in an old disney cartoon or something

No. 161746

File: 1681631163669.jpg (129.59 KB, 1080x1080, tls.jpg)

recently started playing Tomodachi Life on an emulator and I created Shayna and other cows to fill up space in the apartment complex. I think I'll add Fupa and others from the Shaynaverse™ tomorrow.

No. 161748

I'm sorry but I think it's funny that scrotes from /b/ thought this secret board was filled with our nudes when really it's our Shayshrine.

No. 161783

>>161746
omg this is amazing nonna

No. 161784

I had a shtrange dream shayna got eaten by an alligator, who then spit her back out, and on the way she lost her necrotic tit implant and it was just floating around in the pool this was situated in. I remember turning to someone and saying "god, she's gonna make the Gator incident her entire fucking personality now, isn't she".

No. 161785

the ONLY reason shay gets mad when her coomers mention actual pedophilia and children is not because underneath all the diapers and daddy uwu shit she actually has some little bit of a moral compass…its because she's JEALOUS of the children for being what the coomers really want and she considers them competition. that horrific thought alone keeps me from feeling bad for making fun of her.

No. 161787

>>161784
someone should draw this lol

No. 161788

>>161785
Her being friends with ellen is proof shayna does not really care about predators or pedos or involving kids in kink unless it benefits her and doesn't get to twitter.
There's nothing Ellen could say to make it justifiable
>It's a lie
Oh so you work with kids (shay knows this) and made a story up about stealing a pacifier to post on your kink tumblr?

No matter how you slice it a woman who works with childern posted pictures with a pacifier from a child she claimed to take of in a sexual manner.
So yes, shayna doesn't care, the balcony shit is more proof but I do believe she's jealous of kids, her bfs kids, actual kids for being young, cute and being cared for unconditionally like she wants

No. 161789

File: 1681776400602.jpeg (15.8 KB, 311x275, 87143C05-E4E1-41E5-BDF3-C36D9B…)

I genuinely hate noodle's face

No. 161790

>>161789
She’s such a dumb and cute lab, she deserves a better life than fattening up in Shaynus’s apartment

No. 161793

>>161789
shayna is trash but the dog didn't do anything lol

No. 161796

>>161789
mental illness

No. 161805

>>161789
Imagine being shayna's dog. I would run away lol

No. 161807

>>161785
Yeah she’s probably thinking like “what I don’t already look 13? How dare you that?”

No. 161819

>>161789
>>161796
kek here we go again

No. 161822

File: 1681925360978.jpeg (241.94 KB, 1242x1412, F136C97B-B006-41CC-A841-EFA444…)

blank shayna sweater to put whatever you want on it

No. 161823

File: 1681927198478.jpeg (255.51 KB, 1242x1413, 599D7B1A-3572-4B6D-851E-4950DA…)


No. 161828

File: 1681938944008.png (249.98 KB, 562x1000, shayylmao.png)


No. 161837

File: 1681954217083.png (318.6 KB, 945x1136, thriving.png)


No. 161839

File: 1681961542752.jpeg (81.21 KB, 642x953, 68D38CC0-2685-40FD-A59A-26902F…)

what are some of your favorite shay moments of all time? mine is back in the oklahoma era when it was revealed that she was still secretly dating fupa all along. the tinfoil hats won that day.

No. 161842

>>161837
kek how bleaq

No. 161849

I hate when shayna starts talking politics, she does not care. I'm black and I was the one who started the "Shayna Luther King" name and I did so because she really did feel she was saying some shit. Stay out of it, cape for troons. Leave women and issues black people face off your disgusting pedo/incest twitter porn account. You do not fucking care about anyone or anything that doesn't get you attention. You are fucking gross. You hate women.

No. 161851

>>161849
my personal fave was when she said she was crying in her bathroom over gun violence

No. 161852

>>161849
She just says that shit so her fellow ABDL weirdos don’t cancel her again kek

No. 161853

>>161837
The saddest part is that she spends like 10% of camming just talking about high school while her “normie” classmates probably have lives full of plentiful memories from college and beyond

No. 161855

File: 1682090463214.png (4.33 KB, 354x370, fat-shat-lines.png)

Some autistic line shart

No. 161856

>>161837
She's the roughest looking 25 I've seen outside of literal street walking prostitutes. And they don't even look this rekt. Sex work is so empowering tho amirite ladies?

No. 161858

File: 1682159268340.jpg (36.34 KB, 843x843, FB_IMG_1682159281995.jpg)

Her diet

No. 161859

File: 1682185662466.jpeg (48.13 KB, 750x421, F0556403-DC59-4BFC-9E3C-2ACE6C…)

shayna when someone shows her a job application

No. 161861

>>161855
Ty nonna this should be the Shaynatorium flag kek

No. 161879

File: 1682304448092.png (1.47 MB, 2080x1170, look at this photograph.png)


No. 161882

>>161879
I spat

No. 161885


No. 161886

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No. 161887

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No. 161892

File: 1682403279350.png (3.66 MB, 2048x1536, 5F2CAD52-FAC5-4225-82C8-383ABB…)

where's shayna

No. 161893

File: 1682419436030.png (97.03 KB, 1792x828, IMG_4532.png)

>>161887
kek thanks nonnie! here's a version for you without the screenshot bar over her leg

No. 161894

File: 1682419825352.png (2.05 MB, 1200x1812, big bitch rescue.png)


No. 161895

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No. 161897

File: 1682421498312.png (295.41 KB, 1200x630, spirited ashay.png)


No. 161898


No. 161899

>>161892
I see her!

No. 161900

File: 1682442051731.png (694.82 KB, 797x448, pig-cosplay.png)


No. 161901

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No. 161902

File: 1682447362219.png (1.22 MB, 972x780, work of shart.png)

When she says her body is a work of art. The works of art

No. 161903

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No. 161904

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No. 161906

File: 1682448788323.png (1.31 MB, 1320x876, shallow hal wants a gal.png)


No. 161907


No. 161908

File: 1682459659650.jpeg (184.16 KB, 828x847, 5F1F98DA-47CB-4CDF-9843-655075…)

>>161746
took a shot at making my own shaynus in tomodachi life, i think i nailed it with the smirk and squidward nose

No. 161909

File: 1682462462394.jpeg (38.26 KB, 514x657, 52F4A7FD-11B7-4261-AF8B-F0EE46…)

I can’t stand this fat ugly bitch

No. 161910

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No. 161917


No. 161919

I honestly don’t agree with a lot of Shayna’s music taste but the hate for “boomer music” and classic rock in the main thread is extremely cringeworthy and embarrassing kek

No. 161923

>>161908
Lmao this made me irl kek. The face is so simplistic yet so utterly Shat

No. 161929

>>161912
>>161923
thank you!!! glad i can make people laugh with my shaytism. when i saw the beady eye option i KNEW i had to pick them too. so far her favorite foods are spaghetti, banana split sundae, and an elephants ear (big sugary pastry) kek. her mii has been especially rude to me so as punishment i made her even fatter. i also made the voice very annoying with a vocal fry quality.

No. 161935

>>161908
This is perfect nona I’m crying kek

No. 161940

File: 1682612505617.jpeg (184.81 KB, 828x883, 4960F6EE-8824-40E4-93C1-88BD0E…)

i gave her a laptop and now shes just using it and looking sad, i imagine shes having a shitfit on twitter. so far im only feeding her junk food and sweets. i plan on giving her a scale and maybe a yoga manual too to try and get some structure into her life.

No. 161945

>>161940
Reminds me of those old “good girl points” type illustrations of her room from the early threads. Good work anon!

No. 161946

>>161945
>wait for daddy to say I did a good job drinking a single bottle of water in 72 hours
>instead he breaks up with me and I’m stuck in oklahoma, sleeping on the floor again

No. 161954

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No. 161955

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No. 161957

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No. 161959

File: 1682739048868.jpeg (252.33 KB, 1242x2133, 1D394282-5EEE-4B55-B7AB-F6F029…)

inshest

No. 161960

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No. 161961

>>161959
Omg I am losing my shit over this PLEASE next thread pic

No. 161963

>>161959
I fucking kek’d out loud at the gym I hate/love you anon

No. 161965

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No. 161966

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someone please make the new thread, I can’t make it because every time I do some autist screeches at me for how I fucked it up and it’s a shit thread kek

No. 161967

File: 1682781552717.jpeg (126.96 KB, 750x1096, 6039D8A6-A690-4D14-8D1F-937071…)


No. 161968

Shayna stink bad

No. 161969

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No. 161970

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No. 161971

File: 1682785405220.jpeg (33.18 KB, 750x475, 272BA852-2B2D-4937-A86F-E38B90…)

>>161966
One last response to this tweet that made me cringe

No. 161972

File: 1682785463253.jpeg (96.75 KB, 750x1007, 0C3A5B15-70BE-4D71-A38B-98D9CA…)


No. 161973

>>161969
does anyone know which tweet she keeps referring to? she has been seething for days

No. 161974

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No. 161976

>>161965
more info please

No. 161977

File: 1682789195395.jpeg (48.95 KB, 575x619, 6AE02BA4-AFAE-4EB5-B77F-DC4C3B…)

Potential Thread pic materials for new thread. I didn’t get to post this in the main since nonnas locked the thread


>>161906
>>161897
>>161879
>>161894
>>161855

No. 161978

>>161977
This one really kills me the tiny Shayngel and Shayvil are fucking hilarious

No. 161979

File: 1682790301350.jpeg (109.58 KB, 750x1100, 0CEBAF89-12EC-4C5C-BCFD-F05F19…)


No. 161982

>>161965
Wait did shayna use this to go, "support my onlyfans thee since this post is hot! "Please say she did and someone saw it

No. 161983

>>161974
ewww that hunchback

No. 161984

>>161979
kek this is like the most interaction she got on a tweet

No. 161986

>>161982
I think a coomer replied something to the effect of “I want you to piss on me” and then Shayna had the gall to act like she was shocked at how inappropriate it was

No. 161987

>>161966
Shayna is just mad she has competition. And doesn’t feel quirky or unique because everyone who’s terminally online and trying to be a “internet celeb” has an onlyfans. A lot of them don’t even have to take their clothes off to make money. They get paid to promote items, get sponsorships and brand deals. Shayna is a bitter fat bitch

No. 161988

SHAYNA STINKS

No. 161989

>>161974
The mouldy bath mat

No. 161990

File: 1682815937687.png (86.94 KB, 591x532, Screenshot 2023-04-29 205108.p…)

>>161974
The caption actually made me cackle

No. 161991

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No. 161992

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No. 161993

>>161991
LITERALLLY HER ONLY APPEAL AT THIS POINT IS THAT SHES IN HER 20S

No. 161994

>>161992
Just spending all that money amazing

No. 161995

File: 1682819816702.png (Spoiler Image, 289.73 KB, 1198x1424, Screen Shot 2023-04-30 at 11.5…)

Why

No. 161996

>>161992
Is “infused water” really above $10? I know she has to be lying about $15!

No. 161997

anons I just had a nightmare that my guy met Shay on tinder gold and invited her to stay at our house. I came home and she was there, so I physically attacked her until she left. I texted Shayna from his phone 'leave now'. We then drove past her in a makeshift camp on a public tennis court. Haven't even browsed Shay's thread in weeks.

No. 161998

>>161995
kek she removed that tweet

No. 161999

>>161990
KEK I have a similar romper and…that’s NOT how it’s meant to fit. She looks so goddamn DUMPY hahahah

No. 162000

>>161993
Why are you so angry. You're unhinged. Is Shayna the only woman on the planet that you feel better than so you're milking that with all you've got? Genuinely pathetic.

No. 162001

>>162000
You're in the shaynatorium, what else were you expecting.

No. 162002

>>161969
>”I really feel like everyone on tumblr got into after I did”
this retard really thinks she started some trend. she truly is that delusional.

No. 162003

>>161995
Oh God this made me remember the old adult swim cartoon Assy McGee

No. 162004

>>162002
Can confirm I was doing it somewhat before she was lol (I stopped long ago tho) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯( ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

No. 162005

File: 1682869151636.jpeg (123.58 KB, 750x1072, 9EBBEE16-687E-4DC2-B4AC-7C82F7…)

it really is everyday with her huh? she wakes up and shits on other women. it's so obvious how miserable she is.

No. 162006

Is someone going to make the new thread or

No. 162007

>>162006
Everytime I make the new dolly shittel threads, 18 different autists come out of no where to tell me my threads are shit so I stopped making them, kek. There's obviously 1-2 anons who really want to make sure they get everything perfectly right despite taking forever to make the thread. I swear Shayna is the best archived cow on this site.

No. 162008

File: 1682870147141.jpg (71.49 KB, 820x1121, Z94894T-0702_ModelFront.jpg)

>>161990
>>161991

This romper is cute but why can't she wear some shapewear underwear or something to flatten the pouch? Is it because she refuses to wear underwear at all? It's so unflattering…

No. 162011

>>162007
It takes fucking days to get one of those retards to make the ~perfect thread~ to their ridiculous standards. I don’t think those autists even contribute milk. I’ve also had them berate me the last time I made a thread. Of course I only made the thread because it had been like 2-3 days without a new one and it seemed like no one else was going to do it. So fucking annoying.

No. 162015

File: 1682870426755.jpeg (22.13 KB, 750x245, 01C58560-9AFB-49F4-B07C-DF71EB…)

she is beyond cringe

No. 162016

>>162011
you act like 2-3 days without a lolcor thread is an eternity. go outside

No. 162017

>>161996
mmm i could see the price of infused water at a spa being jacked up that high (especially with inflation of produce prices and the trendiness of infused water these days). but tbf, i could also see shayna lying about the price to scam. the world may never know.

>>162002
she's incredibly delusional. she started doing this shit on tumblr, so naturally she would begin following more bimbo/sex work blogs than she had in the past (not to mention all the people she unfollowed when they said "wait, you used to be a goth stoner blog, how come everytime i come to your page my eyes are inundated with clashing shades of pink and your sore ridden genitals?") obviously after a year or so of that, it would seem to her that "everyone on tumblr" is copying her. she's just incapable of critical thinking.

No. 162018

File: 1682872450269.jpeg (141.92 KB, 1242x1462, D65EE530-AEDA-4A29-AE1E-808A64…)

Poor cat

No. 162019

File: 1682872493041.jpeg (256.2 KB, 1242x1878, B7074A15-D5F0-45E6-9D83-12ED01…)

She’s so annoying

No. 162020

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No. 162021

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No. 162022

>>162021
she really hates women

No. 162023

>>162021
she's the biggest (literally) pick me bitch ever. the reason you don't experience harassment is bc you legitimately enjoy being degraded by men.

No. 162024

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No. 162025

>>162024
why is her neck so damn wide?

No. 162026

Did I dream up that some anon was shayposting outside of the containment thread and someone scolded them saying "the mods have already said they're considering closing down the shaynatorium because of people like you!". I think I'm losing it.

No. 162027

>>162008
Because women are allowed to have fat on their stomachs?

No. 162028

>>162027
Shayna is selling herself as a non-bbw sex worker, she either needs to contain the gunt or embrace it and go full feederism.

No. 162029

>>162028
Shayna doesn't need to do anything.

No. 162030

>>162029
She does because her career in sex work is failing and it's only going to get worse.

No. 162033

>>162028
Shayna doesnt even need to do the feederism thing, but its weird she's not advertising truthfully as bbw content. Theres lots of disgusting scrotes who are into her fat body type but she sperges anytime you mention anything related to her being fat. Ex. If you say "i love your cute belly rolls" to her she would have a melt down. like bitch, we have eyes. we can see them.

No. 162035

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it's almost kinda scary how delusional she is

No. 162037

no new thread yet I’m getting the shaykes

No. 162038

>>162037
im encouraging all nonitas to make one it‘s easy just copy and paste and put together some highlights by hiding saged posts choose a pic and post

No. 162039

>>162016
Hi autist, how’s the perfect thread coming along? Any plans to post it before the end of next week? There better be ZERO spelling or syntax errors or else I’m going to screech.

No. 162040

>>161997
i close my eyes, and i drift a-shay

No. 162041

>>162035
Why does she think her words hold so much power? You don't even directly defend people. She probably block the person you are mad at, then make a vague call out post.
She acts like every single day she's holding sex worker court, moderatoring drama.
Calling people 'Bitches" and whining daily and then saying one postitive fake post doesn't mean shit. She's so fucking phoney and full of herself.
You aren't even telling the people who are being "Mean" to be nice. You are just ranting vaguely. She really thinks she's saying something and people care.

No. 162042

I will make the thread in an hour if l tells me the thread pic I should use, my biggest worry is always that I’ll post mine as soon as someone else does

No. 162043

>>162039
i'm not the one making threads, you're mad at the wrong person kek

No. 162045

>>>/snow/1818194
New thread

No. 162046

>>162045
someone make a different one with a better threadpic please that one is so disgusting and i reported the original post for beastiality and it was never taken down. disgusting.

No. 162047

>>162046
just hide the pic

No. 162048

>>162040
I will never be able to hear ‘more than a feeling’ without thinking of this now lmfao thanks nonna

No. 162049

Like a year ago I linked Shayna’s twitter to a normie ‘sex work is work!’ friend because some moid had made a creepy/funny comment on one of her posts. Makes me laugh that my friend couldn’t even focus on the funny moid, she was just ‘uuuh, she really makes enough money? Really? Oh well… I guess I’m glad even women with… unconventional… looking faces, bodies and genitals can make it into the industry if they want.’
Not even normie friend could hide her disgust at how fugly Shayna is.

No. 162050

>>162046
beastiality? are you a literal retard? its just two animals. there's a huge difference between a random photo of two animals and bestality. you might be too much of a retard even for this site

No. 162052

Nonnies is there a public figure you compare Shay to? I find myself comparing her to Tana Mongeau. They both became social media popular around the same time, both are problematic, but the outcomes of their actions are on opposite ends of the spectrum. There's a bunch of other things I can go on about, but I don't want to make a long winded autistic post lol.

No. 162053

anons about what thread is it that the fupa tinfoilers were vindicated when he got caught in her glasses reflection or something? i stopped following shay around that time and ive been clicking thru the old threads but cant find it. if u dont know the exact thread maybe clue me in if its before or after breakups 1 or 2 etc..

No. 162054

>>162053
It was thread 33

No. 162064

I really want to know Shat’s birth time so freaking badly so I can see what astrology says about her birth chart kek. My personal prediction is that she has few planets in any of the sexual signs or houses given how unsexy and asexual she is. Any other astrology-interested nonas with predictions?

No. 162066

File: 1683068718311.jpeg (47.76 KB, 718x687, C1527AB5-659F-41D2-ABD7-C34C64…)

Uh oh stinky

No. 162067

File: 1683094758863.png (2.13 MB, 2816x2088, hfuhfh.png)

shaneji & shaysuka

No. 162068

>>162064
Astrology is retarded but she's said several times before her big 3 are all water signs

No. 162069

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>>162064
You can probably reverse engineer her sidereal birth time within a few hours with this & the ephemeris, nona

No. 162071

>>162069
Thank you nona I’ll try and get a rough estimate of her birth time so myself and other astrology nonas can look at her chart.

No. 162072

>>162071
Samefag but she’s born somewhere between 3:30 to 6:00 pm if I use Marlborough, Massachusetts. Kind of a large time window, it might be better to just ask her on tumblr anonymously.

No. 162075

File: 1683142670924.jpg (317.62 KB, 1284x1895, tumblr_2dae3c756c67d849ca77096…)

Everything reminds me of her

No. 162080

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No. 162087

File: 1683236977275.png (Spoiler Image, 361.19 KB, 680x483, turtle turtle turtle.png)

fucking hilarious screen grab from shaynas new porn. this is her reaction after the scrote drops a speck of cum on her tongue after having to wank cause she can't make him cum.

No. 162088

File: 1683239825768.png (81.28 KB, 257x269, 9EBE1DF7-B63F-4580-86B2-9B4F7B…)

when the doordash arrives

No. 162089

File: 1683241113922.jpeg (108 KB, 1242x995, FC4362F2-BCB9-493A-B545-0FC3B3…)

>>162067
Kek anon pls

No. 162090

>>162088
HAHAHAHHA PLEASE POST THIS IN THE MAIN THREAD ITS TOO GOOD

No. 162091

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No. 162093

>>162088
>>162091
nonas im cry laughing

No. 162094

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No. 162095

>>162094
Kek the file name nonnie bless you

No. 162096

I didn’t want to post on main thread. If anyone thinks I should I will. Yet I watched it. All 30 awkward minutes

I am watching the 30 minutes of horror so no one else has to.
Unboxing
>his awkward talking while going through the instruction manual
>the fact he went out of the way to include the warranty
>her standing there stiff makes her chest look broad
>dress is too small
>her awkward smile and touching
>”hi my names dolly!”
>she says um a good bit for a living doll Girl is not an actor
>”I can i suck on your dick?” uncomfortable smile bad robot voice
>why does she keep running her hands around her body like that? It draws more attention to how the dress doesn’t fit and her stomach.
>she touches her own body like she’s never touched it before
>the way she keeps looking around is so.. weird
>how brittle her teeth are is obvious even not super close up
>shayna, close your mouth

Dick suck
>you for a quick second can see how her legs are red and discolored. Girl
>zombie boob looking zombie like
>anime character doing insane.png
>he totally made a hand motion so she would scoot back
>her looking at his dick like she’s never seen one is apart of the act for some reason.
>If she’s a sex doll.. wouldn’t she know what she’s looking at..? Doing??
>she’s jerking like she’s about to pull his dick off
>girl needs to close her mouth, the weird open mouth look is scary
>she just keeps getting forceful as shit

Actual dick sucking
>yeah this girl using teeth
>he’s lowkey recoiling
>she starts looking annoyed mid blowjob
>she doesn’t even try to go further down his dick
>wonder if this dude knew that she can’t big gulp
>like only big gulps she gulping is a 64 oz big gulp from 7/11
>the camera keeps slightly moving
>I now see why the moid complained this is awkward
>she’s making faces like she’s gagging or almost gagging despite being still at the tip of his cursed bratwurst looking thing
>the way she crawls makes me think of how her drunk ass probably crawls into bed at night when she’s plastered
>random… ass… shake?

Awkward sex scene
>face she made when he put it in looks like it hurt?
>she immediately starts making noise. Girl.
>HE PULLED OUT AND SHE MADE NOISE
>are we sure this girl isn’t a howler monkey?
>the dolphin mouth jokes missed the fact she may be one
>head bobbing around like she’s a newborn with no neck control being shaken
>him talking makes it more weird and awkward
>he’s also skinny fat for someone who works out
>stops making noise while he’s talking
>asks her to start bouncing
>I can feel the eye roll
>she doesn’t wanna do that
>she has such a short ass crack
>just looking at this, you know it’s very dry and uncomfortable
>he smacks her butt. Nothing giggles. Kek
>dude needs to stop talking
>she’s really selling the robotic voice thing
>he basically starts telling her how to act instead of laying there
>the dumb face she’s making when she turns her head
>more limp necking
>the yeast begins
>red marks on her knees look brutal
>more fake fake moaning
>limp neck, dumb open mouth face
>dude stop talking it’s making this more awkward
>she put more soul into the shrinking porn then this
>she’s making a fucking mating call
>you can see her ass acne big time in the close up
>hank hill ass shot then goes to her face where she’s just emotionless with her mouth open
>doesn’t look at camera until told to
>her snaggle tooth…
>fake it until you make it can apply here but she’s faking so hard she can’t make it
>thousand eyed stare away from camera with limp neck
>can’t even continue commenting

Then jump cut to shayna blessing herself self and saying composure. One dolphin noise away from a break down. The lord can not help you now, honey.

>starting to look fed up slowly but surely

>the bucket of dildos really completes the set, ties the whole room together
>I think she wants this dude to stop talking
>signature crossed eyed tard face makes an appearance
>she’s looking at this thing like she’s a penis inspector
>she can’t suck dick or give hand jobs
>this looks so dry
>everything about this porn is dry
>does he talk like this in every video?
>she didn’t brush her teeth I think or her tongue is gross
>actually trying to go deeper but is basically gagging
>I can feel her teeth
>she looks so fucking done
>awkward boob job
>zombie tit in 4K
>put that tongue away
>he just gives up on talking at this point I think
>she touches her boob like she’s never touched it before
>the force smile and dialogue while he’s jerking off
>she wants this over with
>no one is satisfied here girl
>keeping her mouth open and tongue out like a tard is the only thing keeping her from scowling
>girl should just make videos of her simply dirty talking
>wimpy cum in mouth
>he enjoyed none of that
>her licking spit off her boob
>she literally rates his cock and cum
>looking around side to side like we done yet?

Just wasted 30 minutes of my life. I am officially shaytarded

No. 162097

>>162096
You’re a true Shaynt for this, there was no way in hell I was gonna watch it kek ily and I’ll pray 4 u ♥

No. 162098

>>162096
Amazing, thank you for your service nona- you’re hilarious, and I also thought the big gulp thing as I was reading and then it was your next sentence lmfao

No. 162100

>>162097
>>162098
Thanks fellow shaytards. I was sitting there in horror but awe at the same time. I genuinely felt like I was watching a nature documentary (pic related cuz me irl)
Manifested my self sum breffest as the queen would do for a job well done. Just missing the mimosa.

I thought about making this a thing cuz despite the horrors it was really entertaining. Wanted to do the strictmoor videos when they came out, didn’t have the time but I couldn’t help myself with this one. It was too special.

No. 162101

File: 1683298239704.jpeg (55.58 KB, 884x662, B47714F4-367B-423B-9032-EB8A80…)

>>162100
Dropped pic. Mobile fagging hard

No. 162102

>>162096
serious question: do you have autism?

No. 162103

>>162102
Kek nta but this is definitely autism porn. I’m actually considering the Shay has the tism tinfoil after seeing the way she was acting in this dumpster fire

No. 162104

>>162102
No I just hate myself

No. 162105

>>162096
>awkward boob job
>zombie tit in 4K
>put that tongue away
almost a haiku.

No. 162106

>>162101
She has to be genuinely retarded to think that this is an angle moids want to see in porn I’m sorry. I really do think she’s got some autism or some semblance of it that’s caused by not having enough IRL social interaction at a young age.

No. 162107

>>162106
I had the same thought. I wasn’t with the autism tinfoilers before but after skipping around the old threads and that video I’m on their side

No. 162108

who is worse at sucking dick big shaynus or belle delphine

No. 162109

the anon who said "NIMBY me nonnas, I dare you." is a massive cringelord

No. 162110

>>162109
it's cringy but was she wrong

No. 162112

>>162109
agreed, what homeless person shit on their sidewalk this morning?

No. 162114

File: 1683395842776.png (Spoiler Image, 41.35 KB, 500x282, 1681799736881.png)

Shayna's veiny tit be like

No. 162115

>>162109
No shit they crap and piss in public spaces, not having a set place to do it is only the entire thing about being homeless. Fucking dumbass.

No. 162121

File: 1683416725223.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 77.02 KB, 943x612, 078B7735-DEF4-4CC2-96A0-4ED170…)

Cleaning out my camera roll, had to post these oldies

No. 162122

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No. 162123

>>162121
>>162122
i must have missed this era, she looks like a jungle animel

No. 162130

>>162112
NTA but homeless shitting on your doorstep is pretty much a weekly occurrence especially when you live in a big city where there’s a huge homeless population and no bathrooms to acommodate all of them. It is likely anon did have a homeless person shit on her sidewalk so

No. 162139

caught up with all the threads ive missed. seeing the dress her mom bought her for easter thinking, wow shat unironically needs a conservatorship where her mom makes decisions for her if she ever wants to have a better life lmao. i dont buy the theory that her parents did anything to fuck her up, i think they just weren't aware of what shay was doing online until it was too late. their problem was underestimating just how retarded she is.

No. 162150

File: 1683507459405.png (2.49 MB, 828x1792, 77880D30-DDE8-4A3E-B616-4B5965…)

i didn’t know wtf a dog hat was and then i got this ad, thanks algorithm

No. 162156

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>>162123
Yeah it was quite…abysmal…i think it was around the time she had those giant pigtail extensions. I miss those. They complimented her giantness.

No. 162157

File: 1683520739049.jpeg (87.45 KB, 1242x816, 481D2505-11CC-4D07-9E4F-735B86…)

>>162091
I would argue that No Face could be classified as a Big Gulp Spirit sorry for spam replies, still dropping old pics

No. 162158

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>>162094
This should be a banner, maybe with Big Bleak Girls or just BLEAK as the text alongside

No. 162159

File: 1683521039666.jpeg (19.83 KB, 359x408, F70795FE-4717-47E3-B689-A4D6C9…)

>>162096
Bless u nona

No. 162160

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No. 162166

I'm new to the shayverse and as i see it she's basically this websites chris chan. I've been on this website since at least 2018 and in spite of that i know nothing about her besides the fact that she's a fat camwhore obsessed with ddlg. When did she gain traction? Why does she have so many threads? What sets her apart from other cows? Where do i even start with the lore when there's 130+ threads? Can someone give a summary?

No. 162170

>>162166
As for your question about why she has so many threads, it's because she posts sooooo many tweets and cringe images every day. I read a lot of other threads periodically but they're usually slow because the cow doesn't really do that much. Shayna is constantly making new problematic posts to talk about.

There's a lot of history but I suggest just starting from the top of the current thread. Any details about her life history can be learned through reading what nonnies say. Milk can be entertaining as it's happening but it's not really worth reading years of her deranged posts because you can learn context though what other people reply in threads. If you do like reading past threads, the start of the fupa saga is pretty interesting because that marked a big change in her life and it's when she started gaining weight.

No. 162171

>>162166
I think the big thing with Shay is that unlike other cows who generally are products of their particular circumstance - Shayna has had literally every opportunity and privilege thrown at her but she consistently makes the worst possible life decisions and not only stays in a bad spot but manages to sink deeper and deeper into depairs. Its really quite remarkable how much she's fucked up her life. Shayna never does anything good for herself because she wants to stick it to Lolcow and her parents by being some famous fetish pornstar, and we all get to sit back and watch the chaos unfold as she continues to fail at it.

No. 162173

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No. 162178

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No. 162180

File: 1683576630336.jpeg (195.82 KB, 1152x2048, 1683575142806.jpeg)

I think picrel is cute

No. 162184

File: 1683580303924.png (424.24 KB, 750x1334, 6D612BD5-93A8-419C-851D-64E96B…)

out on her balcony with her robe open. why does she want to subject strangers to her porky body?

No. 162187

>>162173
she looks like her dad here kek

No. 162188

>>162180
“Cute” is definitely not the word I’d use for whatever this look is, but bless you for being such a nice person, nona.

No. 162189

>>162180
She looks like she’s cosplaying as an ugly cocker spaniel.

No. 162209

>>162180
I actually don't mean to be rude, but whenever I see someone say Shayna looks cute when she clearly photoshopped the picture to shit AND still looks like a musty crackhead, I assume the nonnie is also facially challenged. Or maybe autistic with some sort of face blindness…

No. 162227

>>162209
Exactly. Every time someone says "she's actually cute in this" I doubt their judgement so much. Also how could someone possibly see a photo of her and, knowing how rotten she is, ever think she's cute? Shayna could lose half her body weight and get plastic surgery and a new wardrobe and I would still never be caught dead praising her for any reason, especially not on a gossip site. Any n0nnies who outwardly praise/WK the cows are newfags or fellow degens who aren't bothered by the bad stuff the cow does.

No. 162228

>>162227
>Shayna could lose half her body weight and get plastic surgery and a new wardrobe and I would still never be caught dead praising her for any reason
Then I assume that the hate is personal.

No. 162229

>>162228
For me? (NTA) yes. The hate is personal. I hate anyone who sexualizes toddlers for scrote bucks

No. 162231

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No. 162234

File: 1683757395164.png (326.13 KB, 327x586, rat.png)

from 2017. she has always been ugly. but yes her horrible fashion choices and rotten personality makes everything worse. if she kept the stoner aesthetic and was just some girl working at a vape store she wouldn't be the "point and laugh" kind of ugly that she is.

No. 162244

>>162209
I always assume that they must be ugly and hangout with ugly people bc I haven’t seen a “cute” pic of her since she was skinny and honestly being skinny was the only cute part about her

No. 162251

File: 1683921597080.jpeg (75.59 KB, 1169x487, D0C9900A-87A2-4180-A0CC-46BCAA…)

To the smug anon who said “Nona, it takes two seconds to google” about the WWE network dispute, I’m ntayrt but kek even your own screenshot proves other anon is right, it’s a Peacock subscription now to watch WWE in the US. Guess it takes a little more than two seconds to google something after all

No. 162254

File: 1683924303777.jpeg (9.41 KB, 275x206, 10EFB925-FCE6-4916-A091-816D96…)

The retards in the main thread seriously locked the thread with their BPD infighting. I swear it’s the same nonnas that were arguing about ass eating

Pic is my vote for thread pic. There’s so much material from the vegas mood shoot tho

No. 162256

>>162180
Embarrassing low standards
>>162189
Kek
>>162228
Smells like a bikini barista

No. 162257

File: 1683932651546.jpeg (59.9 KB, 749x691, 138D3DF1-1132-4B8D-AD47-5C7830…)

Sad that we will have to wait for the American Shaynatic Journal peer review process to post these in the main thread. She always gets milky whenever the threads are locked.

No. 162258

File: 1683932730718.jpeg (75.96 KB, 749x739, FA60FC6E-0FE8-45DB-950E-DD3185…)

The hunt for Fupa 3.0 is on

No. 162259

File: 1683932866162.png (174.41 KB, 864x874, Screenshot_20230512-160736.png)

As a vet, blue buffalo is the worst food you can give your pets and of course shatna feeds it to her's

No. 162261

>>162251
i was the initial anon who said it didn't exist anymore, thank you, u da bes

No. 162264

>>162258
>pump cover
is this a ftm post top surgery or?

No. 162265

I made the new thread bc I have nothing else to do, can someone give me a thread title and pic suggestion? Thanks

No. 162266

File: 1683939856805.png (142.99 KB, 393x293, 1683349643943.png)

>>162265
can I use this for the thread pic or is it considered pornographic

No. 162267

>>162266
I think it's fine but I could see other anons having a problem with it. maybe just use >>162254 instead

No. 162268

>>162267
thanks anon i made the thread, i hope it's okay

No. 162269

>>162268
bless you for making the new thread so quickly nona. I hate when the thread locks on a friday because it always means it's gonna take 3 days to be made lol

No. 162270

Can nonnies remember not to sperg with nitpicks about the thread description when the new thread is posted unless there's something factually wrong

No. 162271

>>162257
shay doesn't want to acknowledge that dudes often say that in the moment because theyre just glad theyre getting laid and they want you to open your legs for them again lol

No. 162275

>>162259
I got so mad when I saw this. Of course she feeds them crap. No wonder noodle is so fat. Blue Buffalo has been recalled soooo many times too. Doubt she knows that. I am scared to know what cat litter she uses….
SHES TOO LAZY TO GO TO THE PET STORE. SOMETIMES GOING TO THE PET STORE IS THE BEST PART OF RUNNING OUT OF PET FOOD. WE WOULD ONLY KNOW IF SHE ACTUALLY EVER GOES CUZ YOU KNOW SHE WOULD POST PICS OF HAMSTERS, CALLING THEM LIL HAMMIES AND SAYING HOW SHE WANTS ONE.

((Do we have a pet sperging thread cuz I got so much random autism I could rant about with her pets… cuz I love to watch people argue about noodle being retarded))

No. 162292

>>162275
i’d love a pet sperg thread, the retarded noodle anon gets so much hate but it makes me laugh every time i see it

No. 162293

>>162292
I am totally down for making the pethaus thread but idk a good thread image. Sadly stuck on mobile for the moment alas

No. 162295

File: 1684022604434.jpeg (99.09 KB, 976x616, 5C81D970-A426-45BF-9420-1C7ADE…)

i really don’t understand who buys her videos. not only is the web full of free porn but there’s literally thousands of models who make paid porn that are more attractive than her, and it seems every OF woman I see on twitter/insta whatever does the same sort of degen shit she does… I know she’s barely scraping by but it really does baffle me that anyone buys that shit at all in such a saturated market. I also think she must have general subnormal intelligence to continue doing this making no money. none of this is new takes but still, damn

No. 162296

>>162292
>>162293
>>162275
would love a pet sperg thread so its contained and i no longer have to read posts from animal owners constantly calling abuse over basically anything they can think of or tinfoils

No. 162298

>>162295
Join the club anon, I've been wondering this for fucking years and I'm still here. My theory is that the guys who send her money like the parasocial interaction with her that they can't get from bigger pornstars who have way more fans. It's a pseudo-relationship for these ugly freaks with fetishes so bad that no self-respecting woman would partake in them.

No. 162315

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No. 162317

>>162315
World Shay is over, high school nonny tapped out! I seriously doubt she brought that much milk to the threads after years of not being in contact with her. Oh well, good luck to her and her baby

No. 162318

>>162315
Can someone tell me what thread this is from and if this is recent? I contribute like 60% of the milk myself by posting her tweets and kinda felt like I was the only anon who was obsessed with her now. I wish the anon who posted her OF recently was more active but I kinda suspect it’s a moid or a sex worker.

No. 162319

>>162298
the fact that most of her most loyal orbiters seem genuinely mentally retarded has a lot to do with it imo. I think shaytaan happens to make a type of porn that appeals to them since she is goofy as fuck. it makes them think they have a chance with her and it's more geared towards their autistic proclivities (dumb, childish, floundering so not TOO sexy) and it's more "accessible" to the most retarded moids. Mike Slack is just a straight up creep tho

No. 162320

>>162318
Here you go, Nona! >>>/ot/1577327 I personally don’t buy 60% of the content comes from her. Not implying she’s fully lying either. I’ve shared most of her TikTok and Instagram Stories, for example.

No. 162321

>>162320
60% seems too high. I remember that one of the anons that used to contribute a lot of milk to the threads was banned by shaymin because she offered to take over the running of the site.

No. 162323

>>162321
I also remember and the pacing of her thread wasn’t that affected. If I had to guess and she wasn’t lying, I’d say she just doesn’t understand why so many nonas are “obsessed” with Shayna and simply feels like she’s the major contributor. Also, for her sake, I hope other people in their circle are pregnant so she’s not as easily identified by Shayna.

No. 162324

>>162322
I'm now wondering if it was her who sent Shay's dad the picture of Shat pedo pandering in a diaper and reported her to her landlord for filming rape porn on her balcony opposite a high school.

No. 162325

>>162324
May I ask what you replied to? I volunteer to make us the tinfoil hats, Nona as I feel you might be onto something.

No. 162327

got diagnosed with shaytardation and shaynacidal ideation

No. 162328

>>162324
It was this >>162323. Nonnie deleted the original and reposted it with the extra sentence at the end.

No. 162329

>>162315
Tbh my first thought was that Ellen posted this to (try to) WK and throw nonnies off. I'd say even Shay but we know her being close to this coherent would be a hell of an effort.

No. 162331

>>162320
I think nonas really underestimate how popular the shay threads are. Even if she’s posted a lot I doubt she could be responsible for 60% of it. There’s a whole board dedicated to her that’s relatively active.

No. 162333

>>162331
I agree. Her live cam shows also prove she has a pretty active .farm audience. Unless her school friend had several devices tuned into her shows to ?!?!; can’t finish the sentence as I can’t even invent a logical purpose for this.

No. 162338

>>162259
Actually interesting to me, where I live, dry food for cats get advertised for not having any grains, as it's common knowledge by now that it's not good for cats. The gray cat has such an unhealthy looking coat too

No. 162343

I often wonder what it would feel like to have a sibling/daughter like Shayna. Like it's one thing for her to do this, but there's a whole site connected to her, her real life name will forever be connected to her sex work. Something she's not even successful in, so you can't be like
>Well my daughter/sister does porn, but..I guess she's happy or pretending to be
No. She's not even faking like her life is glamous, you know how some sex workers act like they are so in demand and they are living life.
Even when she goes out of town, she seems to be more excited to brag about random fake stories in the airport or free drinks.
Doesn't even put on a cute outfit and find some pretty outdoor/local scenery to pose in front of. It's just blantantly bleak content. Every other day she's having a bad brain day.
I'm sure her mom notices her weight gain and how mentally unstable she can become over the smallest of things.
she doesn't seem close to any of her family, not even her dad. I feel like they pretend Shayna doesn't exist half the time. It's sad, she's like the family crackhead but she doesn't do crack, she's just addicted to scrote attention online

No. 162344

I would he interested if someone made a "Why do you keep up with shaynas threads" thread. I don't have any good saved pics to do it myself so I thought I'd throw it out as a suggestion. There's a lot of theories that only sex workers follow her so im curious about other farmers

No. 162345

>>162315
I am praying that Shayna sees it and posts to twitter.
>>162319
If she was smart then she would try to attract more literal retards through social media targeting the mentally disabled. I've heard that those stupid tiktoks with ridiculous faces and fart sounds are primarily loved by the mentally disabled. Kinda like Bella Poarch but worse, which I could actually see her doing if she wasn't so stupid and knew how to use filters.

No. 162348

>>162344
I'm also curious and made a thread here >>>/shay/162346 nona, hope it's okay

No. 162366

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>>162345
Idea: fidget spinner porn

No. 162369

Its being discussed briefly in the main thread because a farmer brought up showing pics to her Nigel. Do any of you do the same?

I briefly update my nigel about the happenings of the cows I follow, bur only when something funny happens. He understands imageboards so doesn't think im weird for hanging out here.

No. 162371

>>162369
My Nigel has a vague awareness of a cow that I keep up to date with but knows nothing more than that. He wouldn't care, additionally I think it would be weird to share her pictures with him because they are disgusting and I try to avoid seeing shay naked if I can (it's hard)

No. 162372

>>162366
Didn't she do that already

No. 162379

>>162348
love that the shayna mii i made in tomodachi life is being used for the threadpic here!

No. 162384

sorry if this is spoonfeeding but how did shayna meet Ellen? It seems like she just went to renton and had a "gf" waiting for her. How did they meet and when?

No. 162385

>>162369
my husband sits right next to me in our office so if something makes me laugh he looks over. he knows shayna, he's heard a little bit about kathy, and he knows some of the common jokes and slang. mostly he thinks 4chan is better because of course he does kek.

No. 162387

>>162369
i’m guilty of showing Shayna’s disgusting body parts to my Nigel because she’s the most delusional person i have ever found and i wouldn’t understand why would she show off her infected and ugly vagina to the world expecting men to be attracted to it - so i had to ask one.
sometimes i show him a picture of her on cam to ask him if my body looks like hers but that’s just my mental illness kek
he knows about me reading lolcow but couldn’t care less, imageboards were never a thing in our country

No. 162397

Does anyone feel like the /Shay/ board has caused a decrease of fanart? It seems like forever since we had a quality fanart pic

No. 162398

>>162379
Hahah that pic was so cute anon and I couldn’t find anything else semi-related so I chose yours. Glad you like it!!

No. 162402

Funny because I just realised something. Imagine you're one of shaynas few customers but forgot the link to one of her sites, so you google her name. I bet our threads pop up as higher results than most porn sites. I wonder how many times this has happened.

No. 162411

so the creepy chick who knew Shayna in high school was obviously the anon with notifications turned on for Shayna’s Twitter who’d screenshot everything within seconds. what a weird bitch.

No. 162412

>>162411
i have notifications on for her and i screenshot a lot of her posts but i'm not the anon that knew her. i don't think that's weird to share them right away if i'm on my phone at the time and it's something crazy

No. 162422

>>162412
Same, there's nonnies who are not vendetta-chans that provide Twitter milk

No. 162426

I think a bored anon should make an edit of Belle and Shat dancing to edm or something.

No. 162427

I realized Shayna wants to be the center of attention but doesn't knoww what to do with the attention once she gets it.
Like, she talked a few times about being the "life of the party" but you never see that. In the few clips we got from FatCon, she was awkardly dancing, clearly only doing so, so someone could record it. Not in the moment, then we got that picture of her sitting down cross legged and on her phone.
The ONLY time I've seen Shayna seeming like the "Life of the party" Was when she was topless outside. I legit think she did that to impress Fupaul's friends while drunk.
Her whole life is, "here's my vagina give me money and attention because I'm showing it and i'm special!" and thats it. Whats her end goal, what does she want?
To own a house? To start her own porn company? or brand? Or SOMETHING? I don't get whats the end game, fame, what kind of fame?
Keffals "Fame" where you can get bots to help you ratio people so you can pick fights?
Even "popular" sex workers don't get "famous" unless they start doing something else.
Like sure scrotes who jerk off to them know them by name but..what does that do? Especially when so many end up dead, burnt out and settling down with however will have them. Completely having to change their whole life to attempt an normal life or in horrible gross relationships.
Very rarely do they end up rich, successful and happy, even the ones who do, do it off the backs of the explotition of other women (porn companies or "Managing" girls).
What does she want from this?

No. 162429

File: 1684471346776.png (295.71 KB, 390x566, download (2).png)

Shitty edit sorry kek

No. 162430

>>162429
Shayna "The Shituation" Clifford

No. 162431

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>>162429
An edit with better brows, some eyeliner, and foundation. He looks pretty close to Shat.

No. 162434

>>162427
I think you're giving her too much credit tbh. I don't really think she has a single goal or plan farther away than when she'll get high or drunk next. I honestly believe she has no real goals, motivations, or dreams, because she always does the bare minimum. Any money she gets, she spends it right away even when crying about debt so I don't think she has any meaningful plans that would require finances.
The furthest she's ever planned has been the couple of times when she's moved and had to get her stuff organised. Then she moves in and her life is exactly the same.

I wonder if her being om a sex work break for a whole after surgery will change things. Mostly, I wonder if she's staying with her family, will she be able to be drunk and high constantly like she is now? Depending if she's on any pain meds after, mixing those with alcohol isn't a good idea.
This could be her first chance to legitimately sober up as she heals from surgery but I know she won't get sober because it will make her have to accept what I discussed above: she lives in the present moment like some sort of animal. Her impulses are all that drive her to do anything. She is unable to deny herself any form of gratification from her impulses.
Her posting more on the findom account might be the only form of future awareness she has.

No. 162440

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get well soon shayster

No. 162447

File: 1684537288587.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.77 MB, 400x400, ellen.gif)

First appearance of Ellen from the early threads.

No. 162448

File: 1684537326790.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 55.92 KB, 792x1152, 1512236532313.jpeg)

Her ass has always been unfortunate

No. 162449

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No. 162451

>>162447
Oh wow very telling shaynas only female.friend looks like this

No. 162454

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Since everyone always says she smells like ham

No. 162456

>>162449
this is making me kek

No. 162476

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>>162315
I think I found this anon's first post in one of the early threads

No. 162477

>>162476
are u a newfag? we all knew about this anon but i think there were two anons that knew her back in high school

No. 162478

>>162476
I'm not a newfag, I just found it interesting that knowing what I know now, it's possible to identify her posts in the old threads.

No. 162714

>>162412
>>162422
Whoops, I apologize to you both then! I don’t use social media so I greatly appreciate anons who bring the milk. And to clarify, I don’t find having notifications on and screenshotting immediately to be weird when it comes to cow watching especially because she deletes dumb takes all the time. It’s only creepy (to me) if it’s being done by someone she actually knows.

No. 162718

a lot of the anons in the main shayna thread take this shit so seriously. like cmon guys chill out i’m just tryna laugh at the cow kek

No. 162719

>>162718
The Shayna white knight defending her underage honor has me side eyeing so hard

No. 162722

>>162719
Yeah its weird. Shayna constantly posts pics of herself as a minor on her porn twitter where she makes incest rape porn. They're acting like we are a porn site for degen moids, not a gossip site. Posting minors isn't even against rules as long as it's not sexual in nature. The person getting offended is deff some sort of weirdo from Twitter

No. 162723

Deleting yearbook anons mistakenly posted profile pic yet keeping up google maps photos of shaynas apartment is giving weird vibes. People accidentally post their profile pics all the time and 10/10 times when anons find said user's profile, they're also cringe cows. I guess I understand preserving a milk source from a firsthand witness vs someone just posting screenshots but the double standard is weird. Keeping pics of Shays house is real KF vibes.

No. 162724


No. 162725

>>162724
?? What does that have to do with it. Are you I'm implying its because shayna is favorite cow?

No. 162726

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No. 162727

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>>162726
I just want answers!!!!!

No. 162728


No. 162729

File: 1684760983917.gif (3.04 MB, 640x640, THE ANSWERS U SEEK-.gif)

>>162727
THE FILENAME. READ MY LAST POST'S FILEN-

No. 162744

I don’t see what the issue is with the farmhand deleting the accidental Facebook pfp picture. The anon tried deleting it on her own within the 30 minute window but due to the glitch some people are having it wouldn’t delete. She was bringing milk and explicitly stated that she’s only ever lurked and wasn’t sure if she was even posting correctly so I truly don’t see the issue with the farmhand removing it for her. I wouldn’t expect a farmhand to do that for someone who posts here regularly because we should all know better. The Shay thread is typically funny but it invites the crazy and idiotic posters who don’t want to do anything but fight. Like if you’re so offended by the moderation on an anonymous website just fucking leave lmao

No. 162745

>>162744
When you take part in the fun of an anonymous shittalking website you need to accept the consequences of breaking anonymity. When farmers have an issue and bring it up, a lot of things often change. Saying "leave if you don't like it" is top tier retard behaviour.

No. 162748

>>162745
nah, top tier retard behavior is derailing to whine about moderation when there’s a thread specifically for complaints.

No. 162752

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No. 162771

>>162752
I can’t stop laughing because it really does just look like Shaynus without any editing…

No. 162772

Last night I was catching up on the recent threads and had a dream I was at a secret celebrity party event and the Kiki Cali girl was invited. I was in the backyard having a conversation with someone and suddenly heard a scream from the building. Kiki ran through the glass sliding door, pulled her skirt down, and started shoving shards of glass up her ass. It was really bloody and gruesome. Everybody stopped what they were doing and stared at her with a concerned look on their face. Then Ciara, (who I now assume was the party host) made a weird hand gesture towards the dj and 5 minutes later security and the paramedics came to escort Kiki out the building. It was really weird.

No. 162783

>>162772
I was deeply concerned until I caught “dream” in there on the third read, nona

Anyway. I am very interested in how Shayna reacts when she inevitably stumbles into this board. I was too busy for lc for like six months and finding the Shaynatorium the other day made my week. Maybe I’m termally internet poisoned but I find it oddly wholesome.

No. 162785

Is there any interest in a Shayntorium discord being set up? How safe would that be for us nonas? 24/7 shaynus just stick it to my veins.

No. 162786

>>162783
does anyone feel the farms feed into shayna’s delusions of grandeur? and that if these threads never existed and she didnt have this constant source of attention over her antics that she may have fizzles out by now and moved back home, went to college or gotten a normal job? Maybe focused more on finding a guy and settled down?

NONAS - WOULD SHAYNAS LIFE BE BETTER OR WORSE RIGHT NOW IF LOLCOW NEVER EXISTED?

No. 162787

>>162785
I would join

No. 162788

>>162723
Agree. It’s hypocritical as fuck to have rules against cowtipping, to ban people over it, to try to redtext your way to high ground while also purposely leaving up a picture that shows Shaynas current full address, apartment name and multiple photos of her apartment and complex up despite being made aware of it multiple times. Yet they can “be nice” to some random anon because they cant manage their glitchy site? So every single other person who accidentally left their profile picture up and rightfully got laughed at over it left it up purposely for 30 mins and had no password issues? Sure thing. And if the mods cant follow their own rules over leaving Shayna’s dox up for months than why the fuck would I follow their rules to post my grievances in a special thread where its nicely hidden from the masses. Ive reported the post multiple times, they obviously dont give a fuck over doxing Shayna.

No. 162790

>>162786
I’m the anon you replied to and yes, absolutely regarding her delusions. She’s got an enormous need for validation and any attention is good attention to her. But honestly…. I don’t really care. Shayna gonna Shayna with or without us. We are but the garnish on her charcuterie board of misfortune.

As to her general life, her threads definitely archive dumb behavior she’d probably rather not exist, she consistently makes awful decisions and never learns. I don’t think the threads make a material difference. If anything, there’s good advice sometimes. She started her nsfw shit under her real fuckin name so if/when she exits she’d probably need a name change anyway to be employable. So ehhh maybe marginally better but her situation is self-inflicted.

No. 162791

>>162790
I wonder if she would be able to bury her past more with no lolcow and be able con people into thinking shes a good person again. i feel like the twitter e-whores get all their caps from old threads.

No. 162800

>>162786
LC could be the only reason that she doesn't kill herself. She lives for attention and her threads are the only place she's getting it. Her parents have accepted that she sells pics of her asshole for $3 and have given up trying to get her to do something else, she only has a few gutter level coomers left, she couldn't even keep Womack, all her real life friendships have failed except for Ellen and any attempt at friendship with other ewhores doesn't last long. Her threads are the most consistent attention she's ever had her life.

No. 162858

File: 1684951460856.png (502.88 KB, 2048x2732, D59C1CC9-6F4F-4BCF-A432-CE1B31…)

EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT!
SHAYNUS CONFIRMS NECROTIT IS AN IMPLANT.
>>>/snow/1833608
THE ERA OF IMPLANT TINFOIL THAT HAS GRIPPED THREADS FOR 7 YEARS IS FINALLY OVER.

No. 162860

File: 1684956061557.jpeg (61.83 KB, 2025x264, 6BF0D597-512D-45D5-8656-656E7E…)

Sanest shaytard

No. 162891

I'm jealous that Shay is getting a boob job, and I'm not excited for her new tits era. I hate my boobs so much.

No. 162892

>>162891
im also jealous but not of her, just that shes getting her tits fixed at all and likely they're going to lift the sagging one. blog but i lost ~80 lbs and now my boobs are small and pancakey. haven't decided if i'm going to get a lift though because i'm in favor of having a natural body and i also will likely have kids someday and would want to save it for after breastfeeding. inb4 "how could you be jealous of shat" well not everyone has parents to pay for a boob job, some of us work for our money and spend it on other more important things.

No. 162894

>>162892
So you're jealous of her money because you're poor. That's quite embarrassing.

No. 162899

>>162894
Not really anon works for her money. Shayna shoves plastic up her anus and coochie for Pennie’s and her parents are paying for her boob job. I believe the latter is more embarrassing also a lot of people have money problems

No. 162903

>>162894
Aside from her parents paying for one boob, she's still broke. I doubt she could afford the surgery otherwise. She's been broke and struggling for months so one financial gift from her parents isn't going to make a difference.

No. 162904

Why are her main threads dead in snow? Has the new milk already run dry or is piggy still just sleeping?

No. 162905

Well on the bright side, if Shay gets murdered by a John then her breast implant(s) will help to identify her body. Not a-logging but just saying.

No. 162906

>>162891
Eh anon there’s always breast implant illness and various complications with breast augmentation. Not to mention the high likelihood that your boobs will look botched. Very few cases actually look nice and hers is going to look terrible because she can’t even take care of herself normally kek.
Personally I have larger boobs that sag and I prefer them to a smaller lifted version. As someone who self-harmed and had a horrible eating disorder, the human body is incredible and we should not hate our own features that we can’t choose but rather appreciate them. You get one body in this lifetime.

No. 162928

>>162903
Exactly, it’s not like she’s getting some luxury breast augmentation and has the money to properly rest and recuperate after. I think this is the biggest reason she isn’t boasting about getting new boobs. When she poses correctly, her boobs now look fine and most importantly: look normal. She knows there’s a high risk her boobs aren’t going to look normal after the surgery, at least with the big bimbo boobs the size kind of overshadows any imperfections. She already gets asked about her tits veins a lot, imagine having to tell the story of why your tits are botched to curious scrotes day after day? bleak prospects.

No. 162929

>>162904
Kinda shocked me too. I thought Shayna’s tit reveal would be way bigger news here. Just like her coomers, a lot of nonas have moved on from Shayna. She is barely even relevant on lolcow anymore. Damn.

No. 162932

>>162928
Imagine a world where Shayna had some money set aside for this, she has a long term boyfriend who could easily support them both, and Shayna decides to film some extra content over the last few months to release during her surgery and recovery. She chooses to take a year off to to let her boobs heal, to spend time with her man, and even sells some pics and vids on the side being choosey and only when she’s feeling it. She focuses on supporting other girls and making friends on Twitter. She comes back a year later with nicer boobs, a rested soul, and is already booked months in advance with collabs.

No. 162940

>>162929
You say that but she still goes through threads usually in less than 2 weeks which is faster then any other single cow and she’s been doing this for months if not years. The news is only a day old and not everyone who reads her threads checks every day.

No. 162944

>>162940
It's still a major drop from how fast farmers use to make it through threads during her pre-fat, pre-full blown alcoholism days. But I agree, she's definitely still the best this site has to offer.

No. 162949

>>162892
Wow, I too have flat pancake titties from weight loss! Shayna was actually my inspo to not be a fat piece of shit anymore, but unfortunately I lost my tits along the way. I'm in a similar situation as you entirely, regarding the breastfeeding, lift, etc. Best of luck to you nonna I know exactly how you feel.

Also fuck Shayna

No. 162951

>>162892 A lift will not make you look unnatural at all, if you avoid implants. They look swollen and super perky in the beginning, this is when they take before/after pics. But after a year they settle and the difference is huge. Super natural and usually a little disappointing compared to the healing stage. I 100% recommend going for a lift for pancake tits if they bother you. Just getting rid of the saggy feeling if nothing else. Wish you the best nona!

No. 162964

>>162949
Hi I ALSO have flat saggies after losing around 50 lbs and having a baby. I’m pretty young and it really hit my self esteem having so many loose skin problems after working my ass off to lose weight, growing a child, “bouncing back” and losing what used to be one of my favorite physical qualities about myself. however, im very against boob jobs for moral reasons regarding my own body, but I totally get why someone would want one. I’m kinda pissed that Shats parents are dishing out major cash for such a superficial reason especially given her line of disgusting niche pedo porn. They should just let insurance cover the removal and that’s it. I don’t know if I’d ever financially recover from a boob job + maintenance. In all honesty she probably won’t either somewhere down the line…

No. 162988

File: 1685183966852.jpeg (91.49 KB, 1400x788, IMG_4282.jpeg)

His mouth looks like Shays pussy

No. 162991

Sorry to blog a bit but if this information helps anyone, I had relatively big boobs as a teen (hated it), lost weight, had QUITE small boobs, had babies in my early 20s, lost weight again and did not experience too much sag. Currently I’m very happy with them even tho they’re not up to my chin anymore like when I was a teenager. The secret to keeping them decently perky is having a lot of pec muscle. If you have small pancakes you can pretty drastically improve the look of them by building up your chest and lats as well as upper abdominals. The more muscle you have there the better they will look no matter what size. I can post an internal bra workout in the Shayna fitness thread if anyone wants! (Most types of push-ups are very good for this, even if you do knee push-ups.)

t. personal trainer for almost a decade at this point

No. 163019

>>162964
>>162991
Congrats to you both Nonas on your weight loss! I'd rather have normal looking "saggy boobs" then to be super fat or have bolt on frankentits. I agree weight lifting can definitely help give a small lift as well.

No. 163042

>>162752
GTL? More like PAL: Pills, Alcohol, and a Longing for the past

No. 163044

>>163042
Kek that’s a good point. The Situation puts way more effort into his appearance and hygiene than this sow. He’s still hideous but at least he keeps in shape to try to compensate for the uggo face. Shat should take notes

No. 163049

>>162991
I'm interested, nonny.

No. 163057

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>>160303
>>160302
i hope all the women their mouth anywhere near an anus have all their vaccinations up to date especially hep A.
And there is literally no way to avoid parasitic infections if you're doing this, fyi. parasite eggs aren't very large.

No. 163058

File: 1685225864288.png (406.56 KB, 500x666, bleak shituation.png)

felt inspired today

No. 163059

>>160302
This is still the craziest reply I've ever read on this site.

No. 163067

>>163058
Holy shit kek

No. 163068

>>162991
Yes please!!! So interested in this. Thank you nonnie

No. 163071

>>162991
please drop in the fitness thread!!!

No. 163072

I had a dream that Shayna died (in her surgery I think?) and anons were freaking out. Nonnies were shocked but I also recall that there was also a bit of anxiety that I felt because the milk would soon stop running. I might need some other cows to fixate on aside from Shaymu.

No. 163075

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I think this is the worst photo of Shayna I've ever seen, apart from the pussy boil pics.

No. 163078

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>>163075
The fact that you can say THAT is the ugliest pic while shit like this exists.

No. 163079

>>163078
it's just something about her red, raw, infected and misshapen hot dog nails, swollen purple boob that looks like it's about to burst, her terrible uneven sharpie brows, retarded maltese hair and shitty makeup that really chills and disturbs me

No. 163080

File: 1685344717748.png (21.68 KB, 1790x380, shayna anon.png)

hmmmm saw this discussion in /ot/
looks like shayna's stalker anon who decided to leave because she was having a baby just couldn't stay away. i wonder if one of these replies is her

No. 163084

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No. 163085

>>163080
I'm assuming first anon is the Shay stalker anon and the third anon is talking about some dead thread in /w/

No. 163089

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Whatever happened to that super expensive vape she bought and only used once or twice. I remember it hooked up to an app on her phone and she named it something retarded. She is so fucking wasteful with her money. Then she just hoards thing in her hovel until they break or become outdated/useless. Why not sell some crap in her pigstye if she needs cash so bad?

No. 163090

>>163084
Please god tell me thats a photoshop fail and her ass actually isnt that lumpy. Shes got a Zoidberg ass.

No. 163091

>>163089
puffcos have to be cleaned frequently and are notorious for breaking. probably broken and/or dirty af. does she even mention dabbing lately? i kind of got the idea shes only been doing flower and carts?

No. 163106

File: 1685419028377.png (661.86 KB, 1200x686, strike a pose.png)

her poses in her cam shows are always so stupid

No. 163107

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shayna when she says she only had one boob before her surgery

No. 163114

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No. 163130

I havent been on lc in a few months and I only missed shayna and u guys

nice to be caught up again

No. 163146

>>160429
Nona sorry for being late; but this edit is absolutely beautiful

No. 163149

I had a dream I went to visit Shaynus and she lived in this pretty nice brownstone with big windows, she had a whole nice dining room with huge windows that was devoid of any furniture. It was totally empty. She lived in like 2 rooms of this 4-5 room apartment and had her stuff just strewn around, kind of how her old cam set up was a la Fupa Palace. I don’t remember any furniture, just pink odds and ends and lots of phone chargers. I was so fascinated seeing behind the scenes of her life, I think it was manifested by (irl) watching a cam show of hers where she was taking photos for her onlyfans or Twitter or something and she set up her tripod, posed, her face fell flat after she took the photo, look at it, put her phone back on the tripod and repeat.

No. 163151

>>163114
The file name kek

No. 163154

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No. 163158

File: 1685936755374.jpeg (71.73 KB, 848x1280, 46636D1A-A761-43A0-97A4-9A4255…)

KEK NONAS PLEASE Restyle App’s doll filter on her images from the “iconic moments” thread in Shay is sending me. This one is from the “I want ur cum for breakfast” pic.

No. 163159

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>>163158
Pic rel

No. 163160

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No. 163161

>>163160
Fupa's fupa getting picked up by the AI as a face is making me lmao

No. 163165

File: 1685972103122.jpeg (117.24 KB, 944x1280, 554E4F65-43CF-44DA-9F39-FA4984…)


No. 163166

File: 1685975319806.jpg (109.86 KB, 1280x960, restyle-2023-06-05-03-57-08.jp…)

What it did to her ass kek

No. 163167

File: 1685975406173.jpg (128.48 KB, 1280x752, restyle-2023-06-05-03-58-50.jp…)

Strictmoor doll academy

Fuckin dead at what it did to grandma on the end

No. 163168

File: 1685976225497.jpeg (124.9 KB, 992x1280, 6C467787-B162-4A11-A066-41B8AF…)


No. 163169

File: 1685976911741.jpeg (98.86 KB, 1280x1136, DC51A86B-3A0C-412E-B3A1-B9F617…)

Shayna and her twin kek

No. 163170

>>163169
I’m dying, it turned their arms into heavy knit sweaters.

No. 163171

>>163168
I’m still dying to know who dropped this picture.

No. 163172

File: 1685982061936.jpeg (93.27 KB, 1280x1168, 37A6B810-7CE0-4478-9716-81F989…)

Guess who

No. 163173

File: 1685993219561.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 40.05 KB, 750x739, A2112E3C-277F-478A-BB4E-10D5EE…)

this is from her preview for her new video but she is so huge now! i imagine when she goes to fetcon people will notice how much bigger she is than last time

No. 163177

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No. 163178

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No. 163179

>>163159
I can’t believe this is real. She’s so busted

No. 163180

>>163178
kek the AI even acknowledges that her jeans are too tight

No. 163181

These are funny but can you please move them to the SHAY-I (Shayna AI) thread?

No. 163192

File: 1686008033160.png (183.57 KB, 908x510, clifford the big red hog.png)


No. 163194

File: 1686009247737.png (167.71 KB, 908x510, red-hogna.png)


No. 163195

>>163172
This made me laugh so hard, thank you nona ily

No. 163208

File: 1686014305619.png (600.93 KB, 800x600, shart gallery.png)


No. 163212

>>163194
Lol thanks for the remix

No. 163229

i hate being an east coaster who follows shay threads cuz theyre so dead all day. she doesn't wake up or do anything until noon and its already 4 pm here by then. for those of us who wake up at normal times and wanna check our threads its incredibly boring. she also usually cams when i'm already in bed asleep. other timezone nonas must be the ones who keep the threads alive.

No. 163259

I'm kinda surprised that shayna doesn't try to make dolly mattel merch/posters. I can imagine her walking around the airport with a shirt with her name on it in pink font

No. 163262

>>163259
She tried that shit multiple time. There is 0 demand for it. Another failed vanity project q

No. 163264

File: 1686120115977.jpeg (193.69 KB, 1170x2046, 0492FC3E-0371-43B6-A45D-5C2A21…)

Posting here since we don’t have a new thread yet.

Shaynus headed to some sex dungeon earlier today looking like a troll doll

No. 163265

Does the Nonna that went from 150 to 115 want to share how she did it? You know obviously eat less but just curious .. for a friend… kek

No. 163267

>>163265
By eating moids ass and getting tapeworms

No. 163269

File: 1686136247147.jpeg (44.7 KB, 362x331, 0D2E1DD3-270D-4B7E-893D-939CF3…)


No. 163284

>>163264
She gets more likes dressed like this than in her mismatched pink baby bimbo crap but she never takes the hint

No. 163296

File: 1686152383702.jpeg (170.85 KB, 1169x1532, 035E6264-543A-4271-A19A-658091…)

Is it just me or does the clear plastic bag over the head sounds like methodology of a serial killer

No. 163308

>>163296
Why does he want pics of some Korean boy band

No. 163310

>>163308
it means behind the scenes anon but this gave me a kek

No. 163315

>>163296
I can’t believe she’s only making $200 to do this shit.. not only is the time and effort not worth it but she’s doing this depraved shit on camera for a disgusting moid to jerk off to forever?? Who would do this for a living willingly? I never realized that she was basically doing this for free

No. 163321

File: 1686168063663.jpeg (77.29 KB, 828x947, DE263276-6E2A-4C06-B857-F3F9A2…)

>>163315
was gonna post this itt last night but its locked, can anyone in here make the new thread? i think this conversation is also in onlyfans, so i assume theyre taking a cut, not even a whole 200 dollars for a serial killer ass fantasy. definitely not worth it. and shes just like "yayyy daddy" because any shekels are worth it for her. wonder if she actually filmed this in the dungeon, will be terrifying if it surfaces in the thread…

No. 163322

File: 1686169357112.jpeg (48.92 KB, 828x443, DDBC4879-22FA-4F89-8FD1-ED9824…)

anons tinfoiling that as she gets older she will lean more into the dom thing are right. she also begged for brunch again today, can she not just eat some yogurt and toast like a normal person?

No. 163323

>>163321
Maybe the anon who used to know her irl and contributed a lot made all the threads and now that she left there’s no one kek

I’m ESL and have never made a cow thread, anons would rip me to pieces if I attempted to make one

No. 163324

>>163323
Mods probably banned all the regulars who made the threads. Jannies are out of control in the main thread.

No. 163328

>>163323
>>163324
i would make it but im a mobile fag so i fear it would turn out all fucky. also is there still the weird character limit on threads?

No. 163329

>>163265
I tried a nasty diet program called “prolon” which has you eat a set menu of food and lost about 18 pounds from that (you only do it 5 days a month, and I did it for 3 months). I don’t know if I can recommend it because that was literally a pound a day which usually isn’t good. Other than that, I did the basic things that everyone knows to do (monitored calories, found some exercises that I didn’t hate doing, reduced alcohol). I did a lot of long walks because I don’t always like harder exercising. I let myself eat whatever I wanted, just adjusted portion sizes. Aside from the Prolon it was a very slow process. Good luck to your friend!

No. 163336

I can give making a thread a try if there isn't any by later tonight. I've done it before I'm just a busy gal

No. 163337

>>163178
PLEASE new threadpic!

No. 163338

>>163336
thank you kind nonna please do i think we're all going thru shaydrawals

No. 163340

File: 1686189908167.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 193.96 KB, 2065x1170, DC7633CE-AE70-4092-B145-81994E…)

Had to delete/reupload to spoiler the pic

Screenshot from her recent dungeon video that looks more like a pig slaughter house

No. 163341

>>163340
holy shit she released this footage? looking like THAT?!

No. 163342

File: 1686190205471.jpeg (152.56 KB, 1284x1910, IMG_7280.jpeg)

>>163340
this retard put the same description as her last vid. tw for her new vid it might make you lose brain cells. it’s literally her masturbating in a dungeon, alone. bleak and creepy, to say the least.

No. 163343

File: 1686191118320.png (361.95 KB, 1169x2336, american manicure.png)


No. 163345

File: 1686192108267.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 178.78 KB, 1920x1304, BE237239-E0C5-4DE1-B1AC-B72991…)

whoa I think this is the biggest she’s ever been so far

No. 163346

>>163340
No fucking way

No. 163347

Where the fuck is the new thread.
Takes too fucking long for the new threads to be made.

No. 163349

>>163345
This looks like a fat person being forced to exercise in a 1930s mental asylum

No. 163350

>>163340
thriving

No. 163351

>>163340
thriving

No. 163352

>>163345
My tinfoil is she’s getting liposuction along with her breast surgery.

No. 163353

>>163345
She really does own one cheap bra and has no fucking shame in wearing it exclusively huh?
The most ugly cheap looking bra,

No. 163354

>>163345
shayna’s speedrunning deathfat at momokun velocity

No. 163355

>>163349
you made me lmao and probably gave Shayna a new idea for one of her retarded porn scripts

No. 163356

>>163347
Imo if you don’t make one you don’t have the right to complain either

No. 163357

>>163178
I’m making the new thread if no one else has using the linked picture when I wake up in the morning, if anyone objects let me know. Highlights from last thread I’m remembering offhand are her awful influencer attempts, the most fucked up she’s been on cam in a while, her shitty website, and fighting with other degenerates. I’m depressed just typing that, how is she a real person. I’ll scan the thread but would appreciate anyone linking me to stuff they want included.

No. 163358

>>163357
bad thread pic. this one is funnier so it has my vote (its still bad)
>>162440

No. 163360

>>163358
I think the cat ones better

No. 163362

File: 1686218843249.png (40.41 KB, 310x323, Screenshot_20230608-190522.png)

AAAUGH UUAGH OUGH UUAAAH

No. 163363

>>163357
Maybe one of these >>163192, >>163194? Since she keeps getting even fatter and it's her girth day month? Tbh threadpic should be dealer's choice of whoever puts in the effort to make the damn thing. Anyone who complains can get stuffed. Here are some notes I took on the last thread if they help:
-calls out sexworker for asking to copy her work
-then tweets out sex work advice for free that she used to try to charge for
-new website goes live looking like something out of the space jam era, mattel lawyers crafting a cease a desist as we speak
-shayna's exercise in speed running alcoholism continues: new camshow, but now with even new levels of drunkenness and boogers being flicked
-alternates between subtweeting venom at other sexworkers she's more jealous of then acts like she's unbothered when she gets called out
-hops on the bandwagon of cancelling gayfag hairyshoulders aka ken the doll, doesn't take down her horrific content with him like the other whores
-fräulein shayna then has the tables turn on her as she realizes some of the ken callouts included him working with well-known nazi dolly mattel

No. 163365

>>163194
my vote for next thread pic

No. 163366

File: 1686228229061.jpeg (9.41 KB, 223x275, IMG_1213.jpeg)

>>163075
Nonacita please

No. 163369

>>163194
vote for thread pic

No. 163375

File: 1686239885953.jpeg (189.7 KB, 1782x1024, 9994FC59-A9AF-4DF5-B380-350208…)

>>163357
my vote for thread pic.

No. 163376

>>163307
im using this if thats ok

No. 163377

>>163376
dont use that for threadpic when the exact same image just non-AIed was already threadpic two threads ago… use the clifford the big red hog image >>163194

No. 163378

>>163377
yes ok nvm

No. 163379


No. 163380

someone else can add the horrendous dungeon updates please. i gotta go start my day now

No. 163381

>>163375
wtf are you talking about? this image is from her last cam show? There has no image of Shayna drinking a beer for the last 10 thread images.

No. 163382

>>163377
shit thread pic.

No. 163383

>>163381
More like wtf are YOU talking about because one was talking about the beer picture. Funny how there’s always anons coming out of the woodwork minutes after a new thread is finally made to bitch about something with it. So you were waiting this whole time and did nothing to make a new thread yourself, got it. Thanks to the nonnie who actually did it

No. 163385

>>163383
Whoa calm down, smells like someones on the rag. My bad, I was actually defending >>163375 but tagged the wrong person. I meant to tag >>163377 who wrongly said a non AI version of it was already used as a thread pic “just two threads ago” when this actually incredibly false. The Last of Us shay drinking photo is a screen cap from last thread from her cam show, so its impossible for it to have been used in the past. There have been no thread pics with Shayna chugged a beer in at least the last 10 threads - so again, I ask >>163377 what the hell are you even talking about. Probably just wanted their shitty clifford meme to be chosen so they made something up and OP just blindly believed them.

No. 163386

>>163385
if you look at the post >>163376 tagged it wasn't that picture, but this >>163307 one from the AI thread. you're just confused and being salty for no reason.

No. 163389

What’s with the annoying autists taking Shayna’s thread deadly seriously lately? Who cares if you personally don’t always like a thread pic? Some of these retards would use 500 posts of every thread debating the PERFECT pic and like who the fuck cares?

No. 163390

>>163385
>smells like someones on the rag
lmaoo

No. 163391

>>163389
i see no one taking things super serious? i mean other than the posters freaking out over "DO NOT MAKE FUN OF FUCKING THREAD BE FUCKING GRATEFUL YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF SCUM. THOSE WHO DARE SPEAK ILL OF A SHAYNA THREAD ARE NOTHER MORE THAN THE CRUST FROM SHAYNAS ANARDS."

No. 163393

>>163377
>>163386
This photo >>163307 has never been thread pic (AI or not) before. No idea >>163377 what is referring to. Actually someone wanted to use that image for a thread pic but then got scared it was "too pornographic" then used a dumb image instead. People make up the craziest lies in these threads for absolutely no reason. Justice for >>163307 its creepy as hell and looks like some weird ass Pee Wee Herman shit. Trust your gut next time Nona! Stop being influenced by these weirdo! I wanna see yo true thread, the one you REALLY wanna see. Fuck the haters!

No. 163394

File: 1686260908762.jpg (72.59 KB, 470x957, SpotTheDifference.jpg)


No. 163395

>>163393
you are taking the shayna thread way too seriously buddy, sorry your ai generated pic didn't get picked for threadpic.

No. 163396

>>163391
I’m not talking about the people saying not to complain because the complainers are obnoxious and do nothing BUT complain. I’m talking about weirdos like this >>163393 who are acting like any of this matters in the long run. It’s not like the thread image determines the quality of discussion that will happen in the thread.

No. 163401

File: 1686263173264.png (297.28 KB, 1200x800, shat burglar.png)

>>163340
I don't get why she always uses the pantyhose. it just reminds me of this

No. 163402

File: 1686263231730.png (360.38 KB, 408x612, REIMBURSE!!!!!.png)

>>163401
REIMBURSE!

No. 163403

File: 1686263293918.png (1.13 MB, 1320x742, globe (pig) trotters.png)


No. 163404

>>163402

anon I can’t stop laughing at this kek

No. 163405

File: 1686269082010.jpeg (43.38 KB, 550x366, 9C74012E-0C8A-4EA2-BA9F-05EA32…)


No. 163406

File: 1686269116443.jpeg (37.94 KB, 550x366, FFF678D6-B9FF-43B9-AB8A-7E7665…)


No. 163407

File: 1686274696689.png (10.41 KB, 645x300, Screenshot_20230608-213300~2.p…)

im not the anon shes replying to but..i looked similar to shay at 200-210 and same height. i carried it slightly better as an hourglass with actual buttcheeks but my arms and gut were similar in chonkitude. i do have way more muscle than her but just a working class amount, i dont lift or anything. i think shay is at least in the upper 180 or 190 range if not 200. id be shocked if she was only 170.

No. 163408

>>163407
i agree with you. that anon is just wrong. shes definitely 180-190 if not 200.

No. 163409

>>163329
I looked into prolon Nona and it just seems like Ana with extra steps? Care to shed light?

No. 163410

>>163409
They say that they balance out the nutrition in a way that tricks your body that it is in a complete fast, and that true fasting (like done for religious reasons) has some interesting health benefits. It’s different that an ED because it’s supposedly very healthy and only for 5 days, made by doctors, but nobody who has a history of ED should be touching that diet. I felt very “in control” of my eating choices after the diet, it really helped me in that regard.

No. 163411

>>163410
Why not just do keto OMAD?

No. 163412

>>163406
There are layers to this joke right here chef's kiss

No. 163424

I think I've only ever posted one time in a shay thread, but what the fuck is wrong with some shay posters? Jfc, I swear half of them are just as disgusting and unselfaware as her. I feel like the anons who tinfoil the most active posters are other sex workers or gross degen fatties are right. I'm sure there are many regular anons who are active as well but there has to be at least a high amount.

No. 163425

>>163411
I’ve historically had a hard time sticking to diets, and something about the simplicity of “I can only eat what is in this box” worked for me.

No. 163426

>>163424
There’s been a lot of infighting and people picking fights lately. Every once in a while there’s an influx of twitter users and emboldened ewhores that stumble into her threads because of random call out posts linking here, or they google her themselves, then they get into it with what seems to be two particularly aggressive autists that post a lot. If you look at the “why do you keep up with Shayna” thread the bulk of us have been on lc for a while, have jobs (not sex work, actual jobs), friends, families, lives, and only came out of lurking because the longevity got us invested. I think my first reply on lc after solely lurking for years was a shay thread because I couldn’t hold in how disgusted I was over a particular pedo post she’d made.

No. 163433

I miss the obsessed shaynon that made all the threads. I don't want the fun to disapear, where are you in our time of need shaynon?

No. 163434

>>163433
Didn’t that person say she was having a kid and announce her departure?

No. 163438

>>163434 Yea something like that. I miss her though, she probably was right that the shayna threads will die out without her

No. 163442

>>163434
She’ll be back because she’ll need comfort reading and me time from the baby dw. I wish her and the baby nothing but the best, but her being like “anyways I have to go be a MOM” was hilarious

No. 163443

I wonder if shayna ever feels silly about some of the situations she finds herself in
>"so you have stalkers?"
>"yes. Once I filmed a video on my balcony in the middle of the night, it was an kidnapping scenario and I was tied to the railing with tape over my mouth and my fuck machine outside, someone told my landlord-"

>"someone on Twitter is mad at me because when I was a teen a made a joke about hilter and now I want to die!

>"I flew out to work with this guy, I paid, I sucked his dick and we did kink play on a couch uncovered at an airbnb, my stalkers found it and he was cancelled because twitter sex workers think I'm a nazi and he turned against me!"

Like it all seems so fucking retarded and avoidable. She could solve 50% of her issues if she just uses twitter to promote work. Maybe if she did she'd actually make friends who'd take care of her when she gets out of surgery.
It's clear she can't defend on Ellen. I guess she works/has a life outside of shayna. Seems like they've been hanging less. I can imagine shayna and her falling out because she's not around to be her maid

No. 163444

File: 1686519241594.jpg (49.25 KB, 1024x462, 1686517749696.jpg)

What do you think Shayna's BMI is

No. 163445

File: 1686521415612.jpeg (57.37 KB, 641x1111, 59D710C2-08B3-4A7F-B82C-AC19F7…)

>>163444
between 32 and 33

No. 163446

>>163443
>>163443
im gonna send her landlords photos of the daytime balcony fuck machine shoot when shes in Vegas. hopefully it makes them enter her apartment when she’s stuck across the country and cant cry her way out of it. she thinks shes untouchable leaving both videos up on her manyvids and the vid with kendoll. lets see if its true!(cowtipping)

No. 163447

>>163446
Even ignoring the cowtipping, her landlord was already sent the photos and didn’t care beyond telling her to keep it indoors. They’re not gonna care just because you send them the photos too

No. 163449

>>163445
I think this is fair. Obese but on the lower end of that spectrum.

No. 163453

File: 1686583186143.jpg (130.58 KB, 3177x441, cringe.jpg)

no because every time someone on shayna thread mentions having children its like… imagine your mom acting like an sperg on lolcow

No. 163454

>>163453
Tards like this really should not be breeding

No. 163456

>>163453
A sperg*

No. 163457

>>163453
People calling her subhuman were way worse

No. 163458

>>163453
>>163457
Both are cringe. It's a completely unnecessary topic to bring to the main thread. If someone really wants to discuss if it's appropriate for mothers to browse Shayna threads, then this board exists for the shaytarded.

No. 163473

I feel like Shayna’s thread is dying and I really hope it isn’t.

No. 163476

>>163473
same
Shay is over, and I am sad

No. 163477

>>163476
It’s been the same shit over and over and over
for years so I wonder what’s changed now? Following her is funny because you can stop checking her thread for months and come back feeling like you’ve missed absolutely nothing.

No. 163479

>>163473
It's just slow right now from lack of milk. She's too busy withdrawing from booze and weed again.

No. 163482

File: 1686797934488.png (35.72 KB, 829x503, Screenshot_20230614-225305.png)