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Townhall chat @ 11/8 8pm UTC +1
Farmhand applications are open

File: 1600990754760.jpg (94.33 KB, 1125x889, EiaanXLU0AAwzkq.jpg)

No. 638051

okay ladies, you know the drill: post caps you find funny from your fellow farmers. keep sperging to a minimum. arigatou

previous shenanigans: >>589875

No. 638061

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starting off strong with a cursed post

No. 638238

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The entire cannibal discussion took me out, but these three. I’m ugly laughing as I post.
>don’t test me, I will and it won’t be a big deal
My sides, girls, fuck!!

No. 638240

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No. 638294

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>>638238
I get it, like Killer Toupée

No. 638429

>>638240
This has major drag queen vibes all over it.

No. 638511

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No. 638516

>>638511
KEK which thread is this

No. 638518

>>638516
Mtf General #2!

No. 638521

>>638429
KEK nooo, they're still on my wishlist too

No. 638523

>>638511
God tier
God tier
God tier

No. 638599

File: 1601057759913.png (509.9 KB, 676x421, 2sadel.png)

>>638511
"MALEEE!!!!!! MALEEE IN THE WOMEN'S TOILET!!!"

No. 638601

>>638599
Can I screenshot this just to post it in this thread kek

No. 638602

>>638601
kek of course

No. 638612

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No. 638636

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No. 638642

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>>638636
Is that what this contextless post in the prediction thread was about?

No. 638694

>>638642
But what was the disagreement? Im so confused

No. 638793

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No. 638990

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No. 639001

File: 1601093387884.png (Spoiler Image, 249.54 KB, 720x787, furby hymen.png)

the furby is a natural part of the female reproductive system

No. 639123

>>639001
That one was posted just to be in this thread. Congrats to OP anon, I guess.

No. 639188

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No. 639241

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No. 639252

>>639241
Not wrong, I want a person at the wheel kek I don’t even like using kiosks at Panera

No. 639489

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No. 639528

>>639188
Love this anon, so pure and of smooth brain herself

No. 639575

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>>638599
>>638511
I'm bumping just to fucking choke at these help

No. 639727

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No. 639842

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No. 639938

File: 1601227890550.jpg (173.06 KB, 1080x1046, originalrecipe.jpg)

Real women are a blend of 11 secret herbs and spices

No. 640176

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I miss the Cassiel thread.

No. 640336

This thread needs more sperg-chan and spoony caps

No. 640448

>>640336
Oldfags unite

No. 640543

File: 1601291187077.png (9.3 KB, 692x128, anonplz.PNG)

only good thing to come out of 4chan incels thread

No. 640590

>>640336
>>640448
So post them, "oldfags"

No. 640664

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From the vent thread ~femcel~ spergfest yesterday. I enjoyed this one a little too much.

No. 640667

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>>639938
came here to post this but you got here before me

No. 640776

File: 1601323310303.jpg (28.66 KB, 670x191, trhtrhrhrth.JPG)

I feel attacked kek

No. 640798

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This was one of the first posts I read this morning and I waited a bit to make sure it wasn’t sleep deprived delirium making it as funny as I found it. Some of you really have the best reaction imgs, I swear

No. 640977

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No. 641135

>>640798
>tl;dr keep goin
topkek

No. 641180

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I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for farmers that care too much

No. 641499

File: 1601400045849.png (78.9 KB, 725x393, LMFAO.png)

from moo's thread on her attempt at the WAP dance

No. 641519

>>640798
I like how I knew exactly what thread this was posted in.

Yet in some respects I wish anons would stop giving him so much attention because that paired with the cuck fetish just means that the thread is giving him a supply. He really doesn't deserve the satisfaction.

No. 641524

>>641180
you just know this anon was seething over raymond for the rest of the night

No. 641663

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No. 641812

File: 1601421762456.png (205.43 KB, 504x358, lmaooooo.PNG)

Here's a relic that made me kek when I went back to read kiki's old threads

>>641663
KEK
rip /xx/
Was fun while it lasted

No. 642381

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No. 642387

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this had me rolling for a minute

No. 642427

>>642381
that is just adorable

No. 642454

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No. 642527

>>642454
ahahaha I love this one, that was def bait or a scrote.

No. 642546

>>642454
The original anon this was making fun of was better

No. 642926

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No. 642938

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>>641663
>she doesn't know Khaled hates enbys

No. 642991

>>642938
>>641663
context please

No. 643008

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No. 643039


No. 643126

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No. 643151

File: 1601548375848.jpg (30.04 KB, 1533x119, shittingjesus.JPG)


No. 643155

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No. 643180

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No. 643189

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From the MTF thread

No. 643191

>>643189
Looks like some grimey horror film. Trannies need to lay off terfs and focus on these members of their communities. These are the nightmares we're scared of

No. 643203

OT but I love seeing how many people use the different styles to view the site. I like switching them around at times but when I'm used to a particular style it always momentarily surprises me to see a screenshot taken with a different one, which is cool.

No. 643221

>>638793
God damn it I wanna believe she was just shitposting but knowing I’m talking to another sensitive nutcase like her she’s definitely serious.

No. 643224

>>642381
aww i actually love this

No. 643318

>>643203
Same, anon. I usually always use girltalk, but since this thread came up I switch my theme around more often.

No. 643896

>>640590
The quotes around oldfag is sending me, it’s like you can’t even refrain from being a giant bitch even toward a completely innocuous and inconsequential interaction

No. 644001

>>642546
I read this as a parody of another anon that was humblebragging about her tits, are farmhands in "no fun allowed"-mode now?

No. 644022

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Cows lead weird lives

No. 644052

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No. 644058

>>644052
Of all of my lolcow comments to make this thread I didn't think it'd be this one

No. 644072

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No. 644075

>>644072
We have some strange mfs posting on /ot/

No. 644082

>>644001
The anon humblebragging about her tits wasn’t being super obnoxious about it, but the five fucking anons replying to her, derailing the thread into the oblivion that it is already in, were certainly being annoying as hell. So that’s probably why.

>>640977
>>643126
If these aren’t the same anon I will be shocked. The sarcasm is beautiful.

No. 644095

>>643126
shit thats perfect

No. 644306

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No. 644328

>>644306
This same anon is probably the type to have the hots for Michael Cera.

No. 644346

>>644328
Nta but I love Michael Cera and most certainly do not love the Zuck.

No. 644362

>>638793
late as fuck but
>ice cream fucker.png
kek

No. 644415

File: 1601656587867.png (508.19 KB, 920x652, screenshot.PNG)

from the gift that keeps giving known as the lolcow inn thread

No. 644418

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No. 644440

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No. 644450

>>644418
FUCKING KEK

No. 644468

>>644440
i somehow think this anon with the assburger bf is the same one who keeps posting about it, always saying it's their first posts and it's not them but it just has to be and i am fucking crying

No. 644520

>>644440
which thread is this from I must know

No. 644525

>>644520
I think the relationship advice thread.

No. 644533

>>644520
The sex advice thread. She got plenty of replies with advice, ignored all the shit she didn't want to hear and then got butthurt at being told it sounded like a troll.

No. 644566

File: 1601665026476.jpg (175.6 KB, 1080x836, honestly.jpg)

From the nika thread. sent me to outer space

No. 644588

>>644440
I just found that post in the sex thread and I am fucking sobbing. Troll or not it's hysterical

No. 644603

>>644588
I started out thinking she was settling for a much dumber autist than herself… now I believe they are truly equals

No. 644644

>>644566
Kek the duality of woman

No. 644654

>>644440
I want to grab this anon and shake her autistic ass until she bursts into treats.

No. 644662

>>644654
Ass treats??… Ass Burgers perhaps?

No. 644965

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No. 645045

>>644440
I hated this anons writing style so fucking much lmao. I'm convinced it was a troll so I give A+ for creativity

No. 645079

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No. 645092

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No. 645253

>>644965
This made me laugh so hard I love lolcow

No. 645403

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No. 645425

>>645403
I enjoyed this exchange.

No. 645598

>>638793
I know anon's probably mentally unwell but I still can't stop fucking laughing

No. 645669

>>642926
god these ‘i’m not X’ (is X) posts are ALWAYS my favourite posts they never fail to make me laugh. the babivampire saga recently has been just as good

No. 645758

>>641519
Are we allowed to ask what thread these r from cause this ones killing me

No. 645827

File: 1601811399984.jpg (184.2 KB, 1080x1288, Screenshot_20201004-223203__01…)

>A STORM? When will it hit?

No. 645872

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No. 645874

>>645827
What thread?

No. 645888

>>645874
Complaints in /meta/

No. 646004

>>645758
tesah jordin thread

No. 646573

File: 1601905131381.jpg (354.17 KB, 1080x1488, Screenshot_20201005-055039_Sam…)

Fresh from the JC/Syd thread

No. 646576

File: 1601905339098.jpg (164.55 KB, 900x641, 20201005_094344.jpg)

>>646573
Another gem

No. 646610

File: 1601907991175.png (142.33 KB, 554x298, Orangutan_detected.png)

Okay, but why did this post send me, it's in one of the most serious threads

No. 646823

File: 1601925860412.png (57.51 KB, 775x194, basedfarmhands.png)

absolutely based

No. 646881

>>646823
apex lel

No. 646898

>>646823
One of my favorite banners kek wish it gets used more in /snow/ you know all the whores congregate.

No. 647027

>>646823
Holy shit this is so based

No. 647176

>>646823
>>647027
>>646898

We love it too, we're hoping it becomes a permanent label.

No. 647196

>>643151
of all my posts to make it here….

No. 647206

>>646823
Who is this post about?

No. 647240

>>647206

It's in the Shay thread

>>>/snow/1052013

No. 647507

>>647176
Based farmhand

No. 647688

>>644654
>Bursts into treats
Is she a piñata

No. 648398

>>644654
to the place I belong west virginia mountain mama

No. 648497

File: 1602062094332.jpg (54.19 KB, 953x435, 20201007_101313.jpg)


No. 648597

>>648497
this is what my internal dialogue sounds like 24/7

No. 648601

>>646823
>>647176
This is amazing

No. 648871

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No. 648882

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No. 648889

>>648871
Jesus Christ my sides, which thread is this from?

No. 648917

>>648889
The stupid questions thread, can't remember what was the question she was answering.

No. 649028

File: 1602108477888.jpg (273.66 KB, 1080x1335, 20201008_010644.jpg)


No. 649359

File: 1602122653330.png (496.83 KB, 724x919, cry.PNG)

this is so fucking funny to me

No. 649429

File: 1602127471806.png (247.33 KB, 1159x450, tranny janny.png)


No. 649461

>>649429
I love the good attitude about it rather than sperging out and dishing bans

No. 649613

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I kek'd heartily

No. 649632

>>649613
I don't even know who chickenteeth are but I'm cackling, this is hilarious.

No. 649643

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No. 649701

File: 1602161079427.jpg (47.46 KB, 527x596, legs.JPG)


No. 650091

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No. 650100

>>650091
Very depressing

No. 650114

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No. 650122

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No. 650123

>>650091
Probably overlooks so much shit to make that work or he's sneaky. I'd never trust a robot scrote.

No. 650136

>>650122
That OP pic is kinda cute tho.
Anon sounds high af.

No. 650199

>>650122
I saw a similar thread on KF, it was pretty funny, it's not that bad of an idea.

No. 650212

>>650199
I think the idea is fine it’s just the grammar and the way it’s phrased I find funny

No. 650476

>>649613
>>649632
I'm not gonna lie, it made me a little happy that I made it to the thread lol

No. 650667

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No. 650676

>>649701
>why crotch wet
>three legs

peak lolocow fuck i love you dumb bitches

No. 650695

>>650476
Why? Just keep posting here and you'll make it eventually.

No. 650705

>>650476
15+ posts in this thread are mine and tbh the serotonin boost fades quickly, now coming on lolcow feels like I’ve been locked in an elaborate escape room that I am doomed to rot in for all eternity

No. 650944

File: 1602252499548.jpg (190.31 KB, 1080x996, 20201009_210925.jpg)

From old dead people thread

No. 650990

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this one sends me every time I see it in my files

No. 651002

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No. 652748

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No. 652755


No. 652796

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No. 652805

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>>649028
This fucking sent me anon.

Contribution from the dead cows thread. Lovecraft is the original incel.

No. 653038

>>652796
I'm glad one of my less controversial posts also made it into this thread

No. 653059

File: 1602457085850.png (131.71 KB, 609x310, haha.PNG)


No. 653288

File: 1602478688961.jpeg (449.69 KB, 1152x833, E3A8F1FE-DCB8-4B08-A9B2-A961C1…)

The idea of incels speculating about why women wanna fuck a fictional ketchup drinking skeleton is what really gets me

No. 653296

>>649359
this killed me too anon lol. laughed for 5 whole min
>>653288
kek I was thinking similar lately. the range of fictional men who women lust over… incels will never understand our ways, hell I dont. but men if they try, they are like little baby
>sans
chad who?
>>649643
we are all autistic. see above

No. 653340

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No. 653362

>>650091
Wow, I know exactly who posted this.

No. 653395

>>653362
Is she a lolcow?

No. 653463

File: 1602506747994.jpg (143.4 KB, 1080x586, Screenshot_20201012-234647__01…)

>retarded weeb/koreaboo hybrids that hate women and would literally violently murder someone just to hear a Korean or Japanese guy fart through a walkie talkie

No. 653469

>>653463
lmao I was about to post this

No. 653634

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No. 654114

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No. 654138

>>653395
I'm not sure I'd go that far. She's pretty pickme-tier though. Met her husband on 4chan, has a baby with him, almost certainly knows that this site exists and wouldn't hesitate to air her dirty laundry all over it if given the opportunity.

No. 654148

>>653463
that walkie talkie joke is like 10+ years old from some jenna marbles video

No. 654157

>>654138
Thanks for the interesting backstory anon. You're aware that this was a screenshot from a thread a couple of days, right? From here.

No. 654163

>>653634
me… I still didn't get a satisfactory answer ! why that outfit?

No. 654181

>>654114
I can never tell if farmers are this autistic about fucking cartoons or if they’re taking the piss on purpose for attention

No. 654299

This thread has become "post every single thing that makes you move your mouth" it's so diluted most if not all of the screenshots aren't even funny

No. 654344

>>654299
Humor is subjective shut the fuck up

No. 654477

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No. 654770

>>654477
is someone going to make a monkey thread fr? I think they're very cute and would def participate

No. 655128

>>654344
Nta but there are enough posts itt that are objectively awful

No. 655283

File: 1602686803145.png (Spoiler Image, 849.74 KB, 1160x1392, Screenshot 2020-10-14 at 17.47…)

I can't stop fucking laughing at this anon posting the wrong image first

No. 655291

>>655283
lmao ouch

No. 655296

>>655128
If it made one person laugh, it goes here. shut the fuck up and stop sperging, if you dont like it hide the thread and stop checking to see if your post made it here

No. 655322

>>655283
LMAOOOOOO

No. 655323

>>655296
I… made a single post. A single sentence. That is not sperging. Refuckinglax cunt.

No. 655328

>>655296
Calm down, anon

No. 655339

>>655323
You could've very well been the other people bitching too, it's anon and I'm not gonna know that
>c-cunt

okay anyways

>>655328
I'm fine, tell these other unfunny bitches to stop whining about not being funny. It's autistic and embarrassing.

>comes to a thread just to complain about it

no one is forcing them to look at it

No. 655344

>>655339
oof for retarded mobile spacing, my bad

No. 655345

>>655339
Girl. Stop.

No. 655346

>>655339
Oh my god, have some self-awareness

No. 655376

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No. 655426

File: 1602693816648.jpg (183.83 KB, 720x960, 20201014_134313.jpg)

There was a response that said "give me that pussy lip I'll keep it as spare" and i almost died kek. Idk why anon deleted it! It was perfection

No. 655428

>>655426
Thank you for documenting this, I missed it before I could even take them up on the offer

No. 655616

File: 1602702097217.png (129.87 KB, 681x339, couch.png)


No. 655634

>>655616
i usually don't care but what even is the context for this one

No. 655819

>>655634
She stabbed her sofa with a knife

No. 655823

>>646823
I know I'm late but this is based beyond words

No. 655824

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No. 656232

File: 1602750288009.png (120.79 KB, 812x570, Sin título.png)

saved this for my gamer bf might as well post it

No. 656237

>>656232
No one cares about your scrote

No. 656238

>>656237
wow rude at least sage sis

No. 656241

>>656232
Imagine sucking gamer dick. I'd rather spoon smegma straight into my mouth hole.

No. 656244

>>656241
What's the difference?

No. 656246


No. 656329


No. 656352

>>656246
Hoes respect themselves way more than you

No. 656412

>>656238
Nta but no one cares about your scrote

No. 656502

>>656232
>>656246
>>656238
lul found the pick mes! seriously nobody cares about your scrotes and their cheese ridden dicks.

No. 656591

File: 1602786524718.jpg (20.61 KB, 731x105, lmfao.JPG)


No. 656824


No. 656828

>>656824
yeah, real stacies suck the gamer dick

No. 656919

>>656828
Real stacies like men who sit in gamer chairs all day

No. 657030

File: 1602842251268.png (450.02 KB, 719x1226, bill clinton.png)


No. 657040

>>656824
Cope harder. Some of us can actually attract men who aren't mentally retarded manchildren who want you suck them off in their little gamer chair. Do you feed the tendies after you suck them off too?

No. 657085

>>656824
Imagine thinking not wanting to suck gamer or even basic ass dude dick makes you a femcel.

No. 657443

File: 1602879427031.png (4.47 KB, 386x102, JafarShartmangina.png)


No. 657463


No. 657486

>>656919
Real Stacies defend their men on anonymous imageboards and drain his balls after they've been fermenting in his PewDiePie (c) gamerchair while he achieves yet another Victory Royale! Femcels will never know this pleasure.

No. 657762

File: 1602925252308.png (64.97 KB, 719x540, Admin.png)


No. 657779

File: 1602929167709.jpg (36.66 KB, 659x206, 20201017_150612.jpg)

I am cackling (1/2)

>>>/snow/814508

No. 657780

File: 1602929190383.jpg (125.29 KB, 723x671, 20201017_150636.jpg)

^(2/2)

No. 657979

File: 1602957246322.png (7.02 KB, 1291x73, Screenshot_2020-10-17 ot - Ven…)


No. 658137

File: 1602971500988.jpg (60.09 KB, 1547x371, dejavu.JPG)


No. 658296

>>658137
Hey I made it, look mom I'm famous

(I was only the 3rd comment, not the original tinfoil poster)

No. 658317

>>657979
This is not how I wanted to end up on this thread.

No. 658788

>>654114
anon has a point tho, i hate him too

No. 658871

File: 1603056845429.jpeg (91.75 KB, 1075x228, 4B44CBBB-9116-4AE2-9CDB-AF4060…)

In the Dan and Phil thread

No. 658874

>>658871
me talking to myself in the mirror

No. 659015

File: 1603073832544.png (346.95 KB, 1920x1292, thankyouanon.png)

This fucking killed me. When the time comes for me to leave this site, I'll definitely miss how anons seem to share my exact autistic interests and sense of humor.

No. 659636

>>659015
I will miss you too, fellow lanzafag anon

No. 660018

File: 1603171046770.jpg (73.73 KB, 457x757, bad bitch.jpg)


No. 660053

File: 1603178497031.png (234.19 KB, 632x774, batanon.png)


No. 660054

why is this thread not locked lol

No. 660293

File: 1603744218240.png (90.09 KB, 719x480, Tights.png)


No. 660296

>>660293
I don't get why everyone lost their mind over this.

No. 660305

>>660296
>pussy juice

No. 660306

>>660305
That didn't merit a spergfest derail, that's so pathetic.

No. 660307

>>660305
I mean….. does everyone not use that term? What the fuck else do I all it, vaginal secretion? That's totally different from pussy juice. Not the anon in the pic btw

No. 660311

>>660307
Discharge?

No. 660313

>>660307
Nta, it's that but also not knowing how tights work. It sounds like someone who never wore women's clothes before and who picked up yas kween slang from twitter

No. 660315

>>660310
Ntayrt but my tights fall down sometimes because I'm short and sometimes the sizing fucks with me.

>>660311
I know women who say "juice" it's really not that controversial.

No. 660320

>>660307
>>What the fuck else do I all it, vaginal secretion? That's totally different from pussy juice.
Every single thing that comes out from the vagina IS vaginal secretion, unless it's a baby. What tf do you think it's "pussy juice"?
>>660315
Screencap, pls.

No. 660334

File: 1603747861771.png (233.71 KB, 1183x427, lolcow Guy type.png)

from the Guy type thread
hope this haven't been posted yet

No. 660706

>>660293
I'm not usually one to guess the gender of anons, but that really doesn't sound like a woman kek.

No. 660847

File: 1603815680938.png (267.18 KB, 1294x674, catears.png)


No. 660860

>>660706
I learned my lesson about asking how people wear their clothes here and using wrongthink words. I get it now, trust.

No. 660863

>>660860
>wrongthink
kek

No. 660890

>>660863
I'll never say "juice" again. I had no idea it would cause a sperg that huge.

No. 661113

>>660334
This has been posted multiple times

No. 661423

File: 1603878371070.jpeg (16.77 KB, 800x266, received_342046303754675.jpeg)


No. 661920

File: 1603916005253.jpeg (23.13 KB, 640x207, A7B9B989-0B94-48C7-BC11-DF23B9…)


No. 662588

File: 1603993545432.png (59.63 KB, 2270x138, Do you have a sexual life.png)


No. 663038

File: 1604047567377.png (129.06 KB, 615x242, nya.png)


No. 663052

File: 1604050425448.png (29.34 KB, 688x178, 521.png)


No. 663347

File: 1604086510960.jpeg (213.82 KB, 750x688, 460F7DE4-3AAA-4800-A348-E2ADE4…)

From shaytard’s thread, made me lol in public

No. 663893

File: 1604160188485.png (118.91 KB, 1496x459, giggles the clown.png)


No. 663917

File: 1604163065918.jpeg (100.79 KB, 1242x529, 3F55F910-D876-49EB-8ACF-70D317…)

The confident retardation

No. 663930

File: 1604164593418.jpeg (540.14 KB, 2159x2742, 9009FDCE-E224-47A2-83C6-FDC02D…)

I lost it

No. 663984

>>661920
I sangsong "take me out to the pasture" to the same tune as "take me out to the ballgame"

No. 664260

File: 1604210758856.png (4.35 KB, 657x85, n.PNG)


No. 664297

File: 1604216805999.png (8.27 KB, 615x146, danganronpa anon.png)


No. 664363

>>664297
This actually made me chuckle lmao

No. 664364

File: 1604225655651.png (6.66 KB, 844x95, realstacies.PNG)

It's from this thread but I kekked hard

No. 665181

File: 1604334649138.jpg (Spoiler Image, 449.11 KB, 1387x3259, 20201102_182424.jpg)

The mtf thread is a gift that keeps on giving

Sorry for shit cropping

No. 665186

File: 1604335022048.png (118.55 KB, 720x679, Screenshot_2020-02-20-16-31-59…)


No. 665485

File: 1604363294701.png (31.5 KB, 1845x352, kek horsesperg.PNG)


No. 665495

>>665485
Absolute proof that what one person finds hilarious will be a mystery to another

No. 665526

>>665495
Horse girls are so elusive

No. 665569

File: 1604370333788.jpg (261.65 KB, 1284x980, 1499033387618.jpg)

>>665181
my fucking sides kek

No. 665681

File: 1604385917957.png (84.22 KB, 1304x296, Sin título.png)


No. 665706

File: 1604390299688.png (307.72 KB, 459x694, Perfect_self.png)


No. 665775

File: 1604403420807.png (8.92 KB, 1009x80, tremp.png)


No. 666039

File: 1604428336370.jpeg (228.37 KB, 1207x729, 7BAA8EBA-17D2-41C6-B350-E96520…)

fetishes you’re ashamed of thread kek

No. 666122

>>666039
>Explain
What did that anon need explained to her? "Fart porn" sounds pretty straight-forward.

No. 666155

File: 1604435591497.png (191.86 KB, 1058x663, 4809327609437649509.png)

anons on fire absolutely reaming this hambeast

No. 666199

>>666122
Some anons ask others what exactly it is that turns them on about certain fetishes they have or how they got to it in the first place because it's so out there

No. 666309

File: 1604454740596.png (152.21 KB, 1432x794, 1602635191834.png)


No. 666368

File: 1604461949445.png (9.49 KB, 564x130, image_2020-11-03_225226.png)

In the vivadrag thread

No. 666369

>>666309
What thread? I need context

No. 666427

File: 1604472126871.jpg (140.53 KB, 884x1018, 20201104_134119.jpg)

From Vtuber Thread

No. 666450

File: 1604475604601.jpg (61.48 KB, 800x450, fuck.jpg)

>>666368
first thing that came to mind was a farms adaptation of pic related with a bunch of farmers chatting and just a random man in the middle

No. 666456

>>666427
well vtuber thread is infested with scrote weebs so give the benefit of the doubt that anon isn't exactly wrong here

No. 666538

File: 1604491792909.jpeg (142.46 KB, 1117x339, CCD948B2-93A5-4AAD-B542-DD4D0B…)

This is so funny. I hate this website but always crawl back for more.

No. 667370

File: 1604588901914.jpg (559.77 KB, 1174x1244, scotepostingcelebrityedition.j…)

>adam driver selfposting

No. 667385

File: 1604590449855.png (424.05 KB, 1706x1138, Screenshot 2020-11-05 at 15.32…)

i love this website

No. 667452

>>667370
I’m laughing because now I’m going to pretend every driverpost is a selfpost

No. 667458

>>666309
Can someone tell me which thread this is? I’m trying to find it but I can’t

No. 667463

File: 1604595361127.png (412.29 KB, 2738x490, doyourealizehowcrazyyousound.p…)

>>667452
me too, I absolutely lost it. imagining him hunched over the keyboard is just gold
driver-chan, you are a 9 I promise! even on a not so broad scale!

also this copypasta anon, bless you

No. 667571

File: 1604606226477.png (5.17 KB, 842x80, 1.PNG)


No. 667606

File: 1604608623573.jpg (130.02 KB, 1055x408, Screenshot_20201028-224550_Chr…)


No. 667621

File: 1604610421516.jpeg (54.65 KB, 725x725, 587BE6F0-F131-47AB-AAFC-FF2B3A…)

>>667463
driverchan irl

No. 667807

File: 1604633592118.jpg (92.9 KB, 736x1112, 20201020_153755.jpg)


No. 667860

File: 1604636584089.png (312.74 KB, 1250x766, Screen Shot 2020-11-05 at 2.26…)


No. 667866

File: 1604637263603.png (11.62 KB, 615x152, no context.png)


No. 667875

File: 1604639295111.jpeg (121.71 KB, 828x996, 43FB9917-5256-4606-B522-A7B354…)

Idk why this had me cry-laughing maybe I’m low iq

No. 667899

File: 1604645850728.jpeg (82.59 KB, 945x267, 1C83ABF1-340B-43A3-893B-4CC5F1…)


No. 667996

>>667899
Shit I'm fucking dying

No. 668092

>>667899
How to approach the internet in a nutshell

No. 668112

File: 1604678194268.png (46.52 KB, 766x316, rf.png)


No. 668113

File: 1604678328122.png (775.9 KB, 1434x1839, scroteposting.png)

It's very recent but I laffed.

No. 668115

>>668113
I would simp, whiteknight, handmaid, tradthot, sperg in his defense

No. 668127

>>668115
Same anon, same

No. 668130

>>668115
>>668127
oh yes! even in that pic where he looks like a greasy gamer, i would let him tear me apart

No. 668132

>>668130
I wish our moids looked like that. You would never see me talk about PP again, I’d be gone.

No. 668150

>>668113
what thread was this posted in?

No. 668152

File: 1604682568872.jpg (382.08 KB, 1080x1243, attentiontodetail.jpg)


No. 668154

>>668150
The new dumbass shit one.

No. 668187

File: 1604687856171.jpg (68.21 KB, 838x565, 20201106_183655.jpg)

>#NotAllMen

No. 668199

File: 1604689729934.png (351.89 KB, 1080x1796, Screenshot_20201106-140723~2.p…)


No. 668211

>>668199
I love this anon you just know that her messenger bag is covered in Jocklock and Syltherin pins.

No. 668246

File: 1604694087507.png (15.19 KB, 1122x222, bpd confirmed.PNG)


No. 668272

>>668211
Destiel is canon now and I just know she cares, good for her

No. 668324

>>668187
kek what thread

No. 668372

>>668324
/snow/ Tessa/Tsundebolt thread, redtexted now of course.

No. 668945

File: 1604785678205.png (97.65 KB, 601x409, gorgonzola.png)


No. 668972

File: 1604788544386.jpg (25.55 KB, 455x227, coochie.JPG)


No. 669014

>>667458
>>666369
thread here, but all the coomer scrote posts got deleted >>654871

No. 669619

>>668211 >>668272

I am sorry to disappoint, yet the only buttons I embellished any bag with are of Leonardo da Vinci artwork, and they are rather small. Ironically, they were a gift from a teacher ……… I fell asleep during the first episode of Doctor Who if that is what you are discussing.

No. 669756

>>668113
>immediately gets banned

fucking kek

No. 670009

File: 1604930350223.jpeg (854.06 KB, 1006x1768, E468F9CC-0FF6-4973-B991-CF2D4E…)


No. 670026

>>670009
I can't believe this is real, imagine taking so much blame unto oneself over an obviously unstable neckbeard.

No. 670074

File: 1604936759636.gif (2 MB, 498x437, tenor.gif)

>>668246
>I genuinely think Donald Duck is a BPD-chan

No. 670148

File: 1604945375310.jpeg (162.58 KB, 1242x419, 31D77FBC-1890-47A1-AA8A-284392…)

Idk why the cyber revolutionary war has erupted but I’m dying watching it happen

No. 670198

File: 1604949112553.jpg (19.49 KB, 341x189, fjsojirfaw.JPG)


No. 670206

File: 1604949573886.png (128.58 KB, 924x798, Screenshot_20201109-141825~2.p…)


No. 670277

File: 1604956628201.jpeg (178.74 KB, 1071x490, 3F881EF9-20ED-42C5-9F56-6CF65C…)


No. 670338

File: 1604964129413.png (84.06 KB, 1080x518, Screenshot_20201110-002018~2.p…)


No. 670341

>>670026
stinks like a r/relationships story with the spacing and lack of replies to boot

No. 670342

>>670206
>Finnish people are retarded
I've heard of all the others, but is that an actual stereotype? Never heard of that one.

No. 670381

>>670342
I think the actual term is “autistic”.

No. 670445

>>670206
>Japan kill themselves
Nah, that's Korean. Japan is for horrible teeth second only to Brits.

No. 670578

File: 1604990403975.png (272.22 KB, 1461x522, lol.png)


No. 670601

>>670148
the fact you have to read in a british accsnt, how it sounds in my head is too much for little old me

No. 670654

>>670342
Sweden and Norway call people from Finland retarded, yeah.

No. 670670

>>670654
Swedes were so desperate to call Finnish people retarded in the 20th century that they insisted they weren't even white but "Mongoloid mongrels" kek

No. 670682

>>670670
I mean, a lot of them are. Asiatic admixture is common in Finland.

No. 670717

>>670654
also heard it from a danish scrote

No. 670761

>>670342
Remember finnanon? Yeah, retarded

No. 670767

>>670761
Yeah all that lot make fun of fins for being failures relentlessly. It’s like some Skyrim shit over there, fins are like the falmer.

No. 670807

>>670342
Take a look at their thread here and you'll understand.

No. 671072

File: 1605036517009.jpeg (196.71 KB, 1093x483, B0D75511-145D-4347-9931-D765E4…)

god damn, took me out

No. 672087

File: 1605138851759.png (7.09 KB, 880x107, 1.PNG)

This was posted in a /w/ thread and while I don't know the specific context of the situation, I'm not sure why it was redtexted, because anon made a point about most /w/ threads. Lmao.

No. 672089

File: 1605139054754.png (124.6 KB, 625x572, 2.PNG)


No. 672094

>>638240
This is from the Shayna thread kek I remember this

No. 672101

File: 1605139983424.jpeg (343.81 KB, 1239x1557, CB7D1CE3-0293-4697-BF7B-E0A82F…)

Idk if this has been posted

No. 672109

>>672087
The entire Taylor thread in a nutshell

No. 672122

File: 1605141353784.jpeg (78.58 KB, 668x216, C9E56521-CB06-4FF8-B658-FE2D01…)


No. 672293

>>670601
It's a northern Irish accent

No. 672360

File: 1605168432770.jpg (63.41 KB, 626x589, coomer davinci.jpg)

from the bad art thread kek

No. 672361

File: 1605168455929.jpg (77.83 KB, 912x582, davinci.jpg)


No. 672484

File: 1605185497995.jpeg (546.74 KB, 750x1105, 9935B7EA-E617-425E-931C-42BDEC…)

from the shayna thread, fucking sent me

No. 672491

>>672484
The "pls don't ban for using emojis" was the funniest part tbh

No. 672493

>>672491
I’m so glad the mods let it stay it’s so funny. Based jannies

No. 672494

>>672484
Amazing.

No. 672649

File: 1605201331352.jpeg (216.56 KB, 586x631, 3C0787C1-7E09-43DC-BC94-F27E17…)


No. 672680

>>672649
just the way it should be

No. 672918

>>672649
>>672680
>not being a schizo weeb

No. 673021

File: 1605250238988.png (3.36 KB, 481x66, a.PNG)

Spent the night rereading old threads. Some out-of-context farmhand posts crack me up.

No. 673335

File: 1605286321936.png (6.68 KB, 1236x111, 2020-11-13 11_50_58-Window.png)


No. 673765

File: 1605323270003.png (16.14 KB, 1006x160, femlet.png)


No. 673826

File: 1605341118995.png (426.87 KB, 640x1251, Screenshot_20201111-235559~2.p…)

>everyone does this, right?

No. 673870

>>673826
Them using the word 'scoop' is what killed me

No. 673914

>>673826
I do it

No. 673921

File: 1605359529776.jpeg (85.92 KB, 626x417, B66B0B83-0715-4799-9233-B6501B…)


No. 673924

File: 1605359635645.jpeg (350.31 KB, 1920x1281, 3529AC65-0C1D-414A-8E94-767DB5…)


No. 673929


No. 674062

>>673914
for what purpose

No. 674064

>>674062
the cheese needs to come out eventually.

No. 674128

File: 1605382375485.jpeg (92.86 KB, 890x490, 77776B6F-5FC0-43CC-B9D9-C3A8AD…)

>dan nicki
>your bobbies

No. 674345

>>674062
NTA but I taste mine too. I do a sniff and taste test every now and then, usually when I notice a change throughout my cycle. I'm not straight though so maybe that's why I'm not disgusted by discharge.

No. 674426

File: 1605437701003.jpg (19.17 KB, 1090x77, Capture.JPG)

I'm so glad the Luna thread is picking up a little

No. 674474

>>674345
Anon im not straight either but i still would not taste my own discharge??

>>674064
>the cheese needs to come out eventually.
What does this even mean, your discharge comes out it self? You guys are honestely scaring me sometimes

No. 674519

>>674474
lol anon i'm pretty sure that cheese comment was a joke… or at least i'm hoping it was

No. 674590

>>674474
It's to see if there is an imbalance flora-wise, or if my diet has affected my taste negatively, etc. I don't get off on my own pussy if that's what you're so bewildered by. It's like checking out the appearance of your own stool or piss. Medical.

No. 674597

>>674345
> I'm not straight though so maybe that's why I'm not disgusted by discharge
Am I missing something? What does your sexuality have to do with tasting your own discharge? I am straight and do not want to taste mine?

No. 674609

>>674590
I'm fine with eating my own vagina juice idk about discharge though, but how the fuck are you gonna tell if you have a flora imbalance by tasting your discharge? Do you eat it and your tongue just scientifically analyzes the coochie?

I feel like if it was a noticeable change you would have some discomfort or even an infection right?

No. 674617

>>674597
nta but she's basically implying a lesbian would be less likely to get grossed out by discharge because she likes pussy and eating other girls out

No. 674632

Anon that likes eating her own discharge must be like the freaks on the self suck reddit. Some autist enjoy eating their own cum too. I have to wonder does discharge anon get turned on eating her filth plz wb

No. 674666

>>674345
> I'm not straight though so maybe that's why I'm not disgusted by discharge
I like pussy too but tbh arousal wetness and discharge.. They are totally different fluids. Gays don't exactly love discharge

To me
> Wetness from arousal is… a sexual fluid, consumable, non offensive, never a turn off, fine in small or large amounts, bring it on
> Discharge is… a waste product, useful for health but not a sexual fluid, I don't want to consume it, it's unpleasant to be in contact with someone elses discharge even in smallish amounts

The shit I type on here sometimes, sorry lol

No. 674732

I never thought I'd be known as discharge anon, and I was kind of hoping for reassurance, but all of your reply posts have been so funny that I'm still glad I posted!

>>674632
Idk why this is the one comment that bothered me, just wanted to say it's not sexual at all!
I think it started because my dad was a microbiologist and would encourage us to eat our own snot to strengthen our immune systems as kids but I recently learned he was also schizophrenic so I'm starting to question the reliability of his info lol. Anyway since then I just started to eat everything off my body out of curiosity, plucked hairs, skin flakes, earwax, blood, pus, scabs, whatever. I draw the line at piss, shit, and menstrual fluid, though I have accidentally tasted my own piss before and it's not terrible, just salty.
One time I lactated while taking risperidone and looking back my one regret is that I didn't try my own breast milk. One to look forward to, maybe.

No. 674737

>>674732
I let out an audible groan of no

No. 674746

>>674732
Anon are you sure you aren’t schizo yourself… i kid but oh my god???

No. 674755

File: 1605476468721.jpg (20.27 KB, 305x305, ovESKGX.jpg)


No. 674758

>>674746
>>674732
Idk anon…mental illness can be hereditary……..that's all im gonna say

No. 674765

I came back because I forgot to say I don't do vomit either, that's just nasty.

>>674737
If it makes you feel any better the idea of eating anyone else's is repulsive.

>>674746
>>674758
I know you're kidding but I'm actually being assessed at the moment. I don't think it's a typical schizo thing though? I was so sure everyone just did this but didn't talk about it in polite company. Like Lana Del Ray made that song about how her pussy tastes, how would she know otherwise?

No. 674772

File: 1605477771097.gif (1.1 MB, 450x288, B4197BC1-7B87-49FA-BB8A-E6090C…)

>>674765
> like Lana Del Ray made that song about how her pussy tastes
Anon I’m crying, I love you.

No. 674773

>>674765
>Like Lana Del Ray made that song about how her pussy tastes, how would she know otherwise?
lmfao anon, it was inspired by a compliment her boyfriend Barrie gave her - that she is so american, she tastes of cola.

No. 674777

>>674765
She probably wasn't tasting her discharge tho

No. 674779

>>674765
You are an entirely different kind of creature. Everyone should fear you.

No. 674780

>>674765
I unironically love you anon. I don't know why I'm not finding it as gross as other people here are, but it just doesn't sound that awful to me. Also the thing about eating boogies is true, it does help your immune system, so your crazy dad was at least right on that. Whether you should encourage your kids to is a different story, but…

No. 674784

>>674765
Very rarely I’ll get little globules of clear discharge, those are some snacks. I don’t like vaginal blood but I love when I get a nosebleed and the blood globs together, I swish it around my mouth. Forbidden treats.

No. 674790

>>674732
Jesus anon, this must classify as some kind of disorder???

I have Dermatophagia as I bite and pick and eat at the skin around my nails and finger tips purposely until it bleeds when I am anxious and worried. I often have to wear plasters. I used to self harm and I think this is less extreme form of it I guess.

No. 674793

>>674784
Sorry anon but this made me feel SO queasy

No. 674795

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No. 674798

>>674784
why do you like the taste of metal

No. 674803

>>674798
I don’t think it tastes like metal. Maybe it’s a texture thing? But the huge globs of blood is fun to swish around and like smooth out and then swallow. I also like to cut off the calluses on my feet and chew on them. Outside of that I’m pretty normal, like no one would look at me and suspect I do gross stuff like that.

No. 674805

>>674772
>>674773
Oh no, it was a metaphor? I thought she was just flexing because her pussy tasted good, but I was like "cool she does it too". I've been legitimately salty for years for no reason then because I taste like quark and thought she was setting another unrealistic standard for women to live up to lol. I always suspected she wasn't being honest but that actually makes a lot more sense.
That said though, I'm sure I've seen other women bragging that they taste of fruit or vanilla and stuff.

>>674779
While we're here, nail anon on the other thread reminded me that as a kid I also used to put nail clippings up my nose to generate bigger, crispier bogies. I was inspired after seeing rope grown mussels. I completely forgot that I used to do that until I found a really small fingernail in my snot years later. Enjoy.

>>674780
Ily2 anon, thank you <3

>>674784
Solidarity, sister

>>674790
Maybe it's like pica or something, idk. On a serious note, I went hungry a lot growing up and had to eat paper and stuff to feel full when my mum was poorly, so maybe it's related. But I snack on myself p. much every day in some form even as an adult.

No. 674808

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No. 674875

i hate every single one of you

No. 674882

>>674875
Yet here you are

No. 674885

File: 1605490908007.png (30.51 KB, 1146x208, Screenshot.png)


No. 674894

>>674875
Which post was yours?

No. 674900

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No. 674992

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No. 675068

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No. 675095

>>674732
I´m the same as you, and I honestly don't see a problem with it

No. 675237

File: 1605538211087.jpeg (296.19 KB, 750x575, A12D9092-DB18-4BC6-9EDF-DBC02D…)

>>674875
Scared to eat your own snot, nonnie?

No. 675243

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No. 675836

>>675237
>>675243
I am fucking dead. This thread is a gift.

No. 675881

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No. 675891

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>>673335
same energy

No. 675901

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No. 675905

File: 1605616794462.gif (1.75 MB, 400x225, 65867A8D-807C-4E65-AA4D-B012DD…)

>>674784
> Very rarely I’ll get little globules of clear discharge, those are some snacks

No. 675906

>>675891
KEK based driverpostingw

No. 675917

>>674805
> But I snack on myself p. much every day

i havent had such a laugh in the longest time like my stomach hurts anon you are a lady unhinged and im living for it

No. 675918

I gagged a couple of times reading discharge anons posts. Don't eat waste product from your body there's a reason your expelling it omg

No. 675925

>>675918
the reason is so I can eat it

No. 675933

>>675918
Waste not, want not

No. 675937

>>675918
I was fine up until the swishing blood clots and nosenails

No. 675956

File: 1605624190562.png (8.79 KB, 444x222, sanic.PNG)


No. 676403

File: 1605679850683.png (4.91 KB, 955x88, TERFs.png)


No. 676405

>>675956
Lies, Sonic is a Kanye supporter.

No. 676412

>>676403
What thread?

No. 676414

File: 1605682996955.png (149.62 KB, 626x418, obamas hobbies.png)


No. 676417

File: 1605685428564.png (100.43 KB, 528x564, homeless.png)


No. 676505

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No. 676589

>>676414
I just came from that thread and this one made me laugh so much

No. 676695

>>676412
Ariana Mcmillian. The tranny kept saying “focus on the cow” they went full-on super ma’am.

>>676414
Man I didn’t want to read Obama sounding like such a dork.

No. 677049

File: 1605750512108.png (202.36 KB, 683x587, forgotimnotapug.PNG)


No. 677050

>>676414
I just can't mentally envision the fact that Obama referred to a woman as an "ethereal bisexual"

No. 677072

File: 1605754872172.png (364.21 KB, 2000x625, Screen Shot 2020-11-18 at 6.54…)

I love this and I think it belongs here forever to be immortalized

No. 677076

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No. 677085

File: 1605757616047.jpg (74.84 KB, 911x585, Screen_Shot_2017-11-06_at_12.4…)

>>677072
How did anon get redtexted for this based burn?

No. 677104

>>677049
relatable, i forget i'm not a pug all the time too. i just look like one

No. 677121

File: 1605762058352.png (13.78 KB, 1251x85, m.png)


No. 677131

File: 1605762929959.jpg (172.83 KB, 540x801, WpQWAfc.jpg)


No. 677132

File: 1605762957341.png (1.3 MB, 2048x1775, 7BC2C010-8A2F-4CA0-8392-3D16BB…)

>>677121
Anon this isn’t funny without the picture

No. 677145

>>677085
farmhands are retarded and can't let a high effort post win…

No. 677216

>>677072
what thread is this? i desperately need to see the replies to this

No. 677223

File: 1605781528528.png (4.19 KB, 898x73, anon.png)


No. 677238

>>677216
I think it's Shoe on head's thread

No. 677295

File: 1605795285072.png (116.49 KB, 1293x247, the queen.png)


No. 677313

File: 1605797770369.png (15.68 KB, 1812x93, Capture.PNG)

I love this description of Elon Musk in the celebricows thread but I love this anon more.

No. 677317

>>677216
>>677238
kek yes, its the shoeonhead thread

No. 677408

>>677145
Handing out redtexts like they want the whole site to crumble to dust

No. 677439

>>674732
anon, i dont even know what to say. the shit people admit to on anonymous image boards.. had to stop reading halfway through because i was starting to gag

No. 677714

>>677104
then fuck someone who looks like a frog and your baby looks like baby grinch

No. 677727

>>676695
I don't read PnP but just went to check this out, and watching him get owned repeatedly for sperging about his boner was hilarious.

>>677076
This one still might be in the top 5 posts of all time

No. 677805

File: 1605847765528.png (398.64 KB, 2992x540, Screen Shot 2020-11-19 at 8.48…)

lul I swear this site is a fucking goldmine

No. 677809


No. 677811

>>677809
I just found it funny how some fujos think they are above other fujos "not liek other fujos guyzzz"

No. 677818

>>677805
She’s right though
No one likes psycho fans

No. 677826

>>677811
She's right

No. 677867

>>677811
That's every "fujo" (weeaboo, whatever they like to call themselves) on this board.

No. 677997

File: 1605882523147.jpeg (286.83 KB, 1086x530, 4F6D96E7-EE77-4020-8453-FE2896…)

This is so silly, pure, and legitimately made me lol

No. 678035

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No. 678074

>>677072
Just came to post this kek

No. 678198

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No. 678773

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No. 678778

>>677223
>she says being catty

No. 678815

>>677997
Awwww this is so cute. I hope that anon is having a good day

No. 678989

File: 1605998358352.jpg (614.26 KB, 899x1756, Screenshot_20201121-194755_Fir…)

gold from the mtf thread.

No. 679001

>>678773
what was the thread kek ?

No. 679002

File: 1605999568002.jpg (511.89 KB, 2246x1376, 1820.jpg)

was this posted already. apologies if so I just love it

No. 679071

>>677997
>>678815
Aw, thank you, anons! Love you

No. 679384

File: 1606062469725.png (6.8 KB, 1157x86, 1.PNG)


No. 679477

>>679002
it was posted and that same anon responded to the screen cap of her posts

No. 679520

File: 1606075978099.jpg (Spoiler Image, 316.99 KB, 1080x1917, 20201122_220803.jpg)

Neovag; proceed with caution

No. 679559

File: 1606082577221.gif (1.88 MB, 500x383, B2880D9E-0149-4E4C-9207-59E5F8…)

>>679520
Why did I open this

No. 679561

>>679001 it was from the previous dumbass shit thread when this
>>670148 was happening lol

No. 679562

>>679520
Wtf what thread is this? lol

No. 679565

>>679520
I thought this was the neovag was the pus one so I was pleasantly surprised when I opened this. Still disgusted, but pleasantly surprised.

No. 679616

>>679562
Nta but it's the MTF thread.

No. 679673

File: 1606097790977.jpg (33 KB, 600x600, 20201115_203951.jpg)

>>679520
My eyes are traumatized

No. 679757

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No. 679763

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>>679520
the vag of sauron gaze upon thee

No. 679860

>>679565
what does it say about our standards of living in 2020 when a neovag without pus is a breath of fresh air

No. 679878

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No. 679884

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>>679757
Forgot pt 2

No. 679886

File: 1606140626929.jpg (90.61 KB, 1054x458, nazi fetish anon.jpg)


No. 680030

>>679520
i was the anon who posted vel'koz and i'm never going to be able to play league the same way
got forbid the neovagina champion get picked on my matches

No. 680391

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No. 680497

File: 1606203653616.png (247.47 KB, 675x713, inthefriendfinderthread.PNG)


No. 680518

>>638051
>>679520
I like how the lips never stop looking like ballsacks. They still have the same texture as ballsacks.

No. 680520

File: 1606206866429.jpeg (230.54 KB, 525x639, F116EB0A-A84E-42B3-94B6-A434DF…)


No. 680535

>>680520
The reply doesn't really make much sense.

No. 680577

>>680535
Maybe I should of included who was being spoken about. It’s Ethan Kleins gf Hila. Someone said she’s “anorexic” when she’s an average weight because they’ve been on fat positive Instagram too long or st

No. 680597

>>680577
I know, I saw the post. I can see what that anon was saying. The retort doesn't make much sense.

No. 680647

>>680577
the only reason hila doesn't look like a straight up anachan rn is because she had a kid, she definitely hasn't looked "naturally" thin, bad post is bad

No. 680655

File: 1606227162209.png (Spoiler Image, 371.32 KB, 1267x596, _m_ - media - Google Chrome 11…)

1/2

No. 680656

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>>680655
2/2
spoilered because the images were super big i think.

No. 680688

>>680647
She does look naturally thin and I bet her ankles don’t hurt like yours do fatty. Go out another pound of makeup on ur double chin

No. 680690

>>680688
Nta but calm down dumbass

No. 680691

>>680647
Yes she did and still does, I know ubiquitous fatness has warped everyone's perception of normal/thin bodies, but she's nowhere near ana-tier. Relax.

No. 680768

>>680656
top tier comedy right here

No. 680819

>>680647
She doesn't strike me as underweight, but she does look like she's half way through an animorph transformation from horse into human with tuberculosis.

No. 680866

File: 1606242185734.jpeg (25.12 KB, 513x225, C80EF1DE-4AA3-40B8-A34F-3AB682…)

Clearly underrated kek

No. 680877

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No. 680906

>>679886
LMAO IM going to hell for laughing

No. 681464

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No. 681728

>>679886
>Stealink mein money when I vasn't lookink
Absolutely lost my shit at this part. This is going to make me burst into fits of laughter for the next week at the most awkward times, anon.

No. 682333

>>680030 I was a vel'koz main before this post.

No. 682358

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No. 682360

File: 1606422542668.jpeg (114.98 KB, 686x337, 813D22B0-1756-4394-BFD7-FDC46C…)

from the tinfoil thread

No. 682366

File: 1606423801779.jpg (133.71 KB, 1076x385, 20201126_124948.jpg)


No. 682534

>>682333
>>680030
you absolutely ruined my image on velkoz, my eyes are ruined. i hate him now

No. 683253

File: 1606556355000.png (158.24 KB, 754x505, faggot.png)


No. 683434

>>682358
She's right though, disgusting as it is.

No. 684520

File: 1606708234604.png (28.77 KB, 567x153, survivors.png)


No. 684703

>>682358
What thread is this from

No. 684706

>>684703
63rd Shayna thread
>>>/snow/1089952

No. 684753

>>683434
You dogfuckers cannot help yourselves

No. 684783

File: 1606752549067.jpeg (274.73 KB, 1242x593, 167F9858-C4C4-48A4-A432-C1D208…)

I forgot to post this when I capped it, but it still makes me laugh

No. 685128

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No. 685147

File: 1606784658635.jpeg (561.98 KB, 1058x1434, 4CF5774F-F72A-4EDE-8A31-8CE26D…)

Lmao

No. 685149

just scrolled through the thread and not a single one of these even made me smile. except the orangutan one.

No. 685151

>>685149
ok? I don't get you anons who come here to say the thread isn't funny. Do you want us to delete this because these posts aren't fit for your taste?

No. 685164

>>685149
Idk this one's good >>679886

No. 685173

>>685149
A lot of them are contextual, it’s shit that makes the poster laugh. It doesn’t mean everyone will find it funny.



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