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Previous thread: >>323212https://lolcow.farm/kiki
ALL OF KIRSTEN'S POSTS: https://lolcow.farm/all-posts-kiki.html
The rumors are true: Kiki Kannibal / Kirsten Ostrenga is Sperg-chan.
Kiki made almost 2,500 lolcow posts, most of them targeting Taylor R. Her rampage began on June 16, 2016, the day Taylor announced she got a new Japanese boyfriend. About 1,900 of those posts were spam and gore.
We investigated carefully and determined that she was the sole Sperg-chan; at least during June and July 2016. Reports of similar posters past then were found not to be her. We took so long because we wanted to be 100% sure in our findings. She used several hundred IP addresses to try to mask her identity. In fact, she would often quickly switch IPs to point at previous posts she made and say "check my IP, I'm not her". She is the most dedicated and obsessive samefag in lolcow history.
Please read https://lolcow.farm/kiki
for all of the details and links to her posts. Her posts have all been marked as well, though she also has around 1,900 deleted posts which you can only see from the links in https://lolcow.farm/kiki
. Evidence is at the bottom of the post.
We encourage all farmers to help make new Kiki banners or any Kiki-related art they'd like.
Here is a list of some of her best tweets, if you'd like to work any of those in: http://pastebin.com/zNKurkzf
All the other useful lists are at https://lolcow.farm/kiki
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Derailing I know, I found an older pic of Kotex But if Keeks did something like this with her hair, it would suit her better. Giving it some sort of volume.
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Late but you gotta laugh at Kiki whining about choosing to view gorey videos when she spammed gross images. She's never been in touch with reality.
Not the same anon but I've read some traumatized people would take art/craft classes as therapy. Kaka being knowledgeable on how to exploit legal loopholes, may try to justify acting as a treatment for her severe snowflake illnesses
sage for tinfoil and lame headcanons
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Oh I'm so busy, I never think about Taylor!
Well if by glow they mean dropping with hair grease, damn right she's glowing
The funniest thing is that all the beef she has is all one sided - and theyre all coming from her lol
Fuck no! Stay and give us more milk>>335264
Kiki once claimed a "big TV network" wanted to make a reality TV of her and kota's life
Wait really? I only knew of Cathy trying to get her on Dr. Phil but if that's true they're fucking pussies. If they're as clean and innocent and they portray themselves to be what did they have to lose? Fishy, fishy.>>335294
Some of them did end up on reality TV in some form or another at least. HB on that competition show, the Millionairs on BGC, wasn't Jeffree on something? None for Keeks. Tbh Koots has a better chance of being on CBB.
it was RuPaul's Drag Race. and then there was that one girl who became a DVF ambassador! she really got ahead in life.
That's what I remember sticky saying on the old pull.
I tried looking into the archive for the thread he made about it but I can't find it.
Idk if anyone else would be interested but I did find this thread when I was searching through the pull archivehttp://web.archive.org/web/20140610213210/http://prettyuglylittleliar.freeforums.org/kiki-s-compliments-compendium-t3846.html
I really miss when she would post cringey shit like this all the time.
their secret archive of screenshots contained a pdf of Cathy e-mailing one of the Dr. Phil people. i remember it was her trying to get on the show again after "chickening out" (her words) the last time they were going to go on, because she was afraid it would worsen the bullying.. but apparently they didn't get an e-mail back. this is when they were trying to get the media involved to see if it improved their situation, and I guess after dr. phil they contacted the magazine.
i sort of understand why they would back off though. i watch Dr. Phil all the time and while he's a good guy and tries to help people, the show itself feeds off drama from both parties involved. their commercials always exaggerate the "shocking" bits and add fake gasping to make it seem more dramatic. imo it was a smart move not go. I know for a fact Cathy and Scott would have been blamed for everything
and be bombarded with "why would you let your 14 year old daughter ___!!", "why didn't you just take her off the internet!!", etc etc. it always happens. that whole "she has a right to be on the internet and there's nothing wrong with her bikini photos" would NOT have flown well with the people who watch this show.
oh and there's also that recording where Cathy says>"All the times we've turned around and fought. Put it this way: one of the guys is actually dead. So i suggest you leave my family alone"
that wouldn't have looked too good on TV
Keeks and the Jake Wolf guy broke up. IIRC he was creeping on other Stickam girls. In the wreckage, Kiki claimed he gave her a burning sensation.
It could have been Kiki trying to shame him but to be fair, he looked fucking filthy at the time.
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Samefag, but dropped the picture in case you haven't seen him.
L M A O
i never saw this. the best thing for kiki would be a low key relationship w/ a normie imo
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sorry for samefagging. still going over her posts again. i can't believe out goddamn stupid she is. this writing style was what got her caught when she made that anti-danny website.
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Why would anyone get tattoos to look like this…
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>in b4 nasolabial folds!!1
She's probably seeing the Bobby guy, judging by how he autolikes her every burp.
Wonder how long it will take her to #actress her way through this group.
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He looks kind of cute in his instagram pic, but it's all filters. Here's the dude without them. Either she's seeing him or he's just hardcore creepin.
She looks like she killed Big Bird to make her coat.>>335947
She's after the Asian dick because Koots is getting her own. She's always had shit taste in men though so it doesn't matter where they're from, it won't work out. Look at what happened to Taku. Kiki's going to die an old whore.
"kind of cute"
are you kidding me? He looks fugs
which is funny because they somehow stopped being handsome awesome magical coconutty boifurendos as soon as they dump/reject her, to become ugly rapist cheating creeps.
A couple of quotes from the spergfest 2016 about kiki talking shit about asian guys:
>Most asian dudes who are fluent in English living in Asia dating white girls are generally fugly, so… that could be one of the main reasons lol
>asian guys who are fluent in english that date white girls are pretty ugly tbh
>Her bf is probably so fucking ugly too. The english speaking ones usually are. The good looking jap boys don't know hardly any english and don't event try.
lel she basically called Taku ugly.
why does she fucking talk like an autistic space alien in all her videos even when shes not doing that horrid attempt at an accent
i cant even imagine talking to her irl id just get embarrassed and need to get away from her, wtf
It's the only way to erase the laugh lines, crooked nose, sallow skin etc
But yeah, it's a bummer especially in some makeup tutorials (like putting on a lipgloss that's pink-ish IRL but it looks hot pink on camera
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AHAHAHHAHA hang on what is happening with Kiki I just checked her Instagram and it looks like she is going in a different direction? AN ACTRESS REALLY? AHAHAHAHHA wtf Kiki it's not like you're going to be on those epic trailers with build up music, what is with the name she's going by too?
Not yet! Been on strike from lolcow ?
I will have a good look on this jfc did you see her photos on IMDb?
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Lol future films aka that one b grade horror my parents paid for me to be in
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"No information yet" however, they name the image file "Sluttycharacter.png" I am howling ?
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It's not going to happen
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hahahahaha I guess we have a new nickname for her>>340429
I don't understand the logic behind this, I thought Kiki was running away from her old alias?
>>340941>I thought Kiki was running away from her old alias?
I didn't understand it either, especially when she was getting the same amount of attention on her original lilouvos account except the people on that account most likely have no clue about her past and don't care enough to google her.
My guess is that she's having a hard time getting jobs on her own and thinks that having a bigger following will help her.
Kek, I just knew her lazy ass would do this because she hates to rebuild a following and move from her kikikannibal shit.
She's now gonna put in her resume that her instagram has followers, etc.
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not a backup, I clicked from an old thread link just to make sure- that's supposedly the old account.
It is possible to transfer posts to another account? because the lilouvos one has the japan pics, old comments etc now, look at ithttps://www.instagram.com/lilouvos/
No. She created three accounts.
She needed three so that when she changed names from one, she could hold the other. She renamed mmmkikikannibal to lilouvos. The private account that is mmmkikikannibal was probably her old lilouvos account, and the voslilou one is just the leftover.
she just switched the names around.
she probably changed the original lilouvos to voslilou, changed mmmkikikannibal to lilouvos, made a new account with mmmkikikannibal. it's not hard.
The manuscript though, roflhttps://instagram.com/p/BPeQvJJA0pp/
And wow, does she really think "acting out a cry scene" makes her an awesome actor? That's like basic Acting 101.
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And let's be honest that wasn't even real crying. Have seen people actually cry and have their eyes wet and glassy with beautiful tears rolling down their cheeks in theatre course at uni. This is just Kiki doing smthg between a crying face and a "I'm pooping real hard" face (which is so annoying on acting).
I hope she keeps posting these lol
The one where she's introducing herself and starts laughing out loud lmao talk about insufferable
She's a wannabe actress / singer from Florida with a bunch of videos on YouTube (they are a few years old now though).
This Is my favourite video of hers
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"When admin-Sama deleted your Taylor's thread again" LOL
Giving credit where it's due: she filled them eyebrows
Hahahaha i lovd it
Replace "singer" with DJ and you have described Kiki! Here's hoping Kiki will upload golden content like this in the future
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Fucking kek. That was painful to watch.
Omfg. I laughed. I cringed. I got uncomfortable. Then laughed some more.
I fucking died when she started acting out the Katy Perry and Gaga songs.
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Anon, get your shit together and read the older thread.
This play (Happily Whatever After) is still being performed. I wonder if still the one performing as Snow White. Who here has $30 to throw away?
A rebellious runaway with kitten ears rawr
How funny is it that lolcow had already found this
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Is that Keeks being ~lulz so randum xDD~ on the end? And the Bobby Hatanaka dude?
Totally is that Bobby guy. ( >>335950
Looks like that's her new dude. Gross.
This wasn't good but it wasn't wholly terrible either. I did get more of a nervous/stressed vibe than a furiously anguished one. I don't know. If she can act like a professional adult and diligently commit herself to this for longer than twelve months I feel like she could probably get some small roles as supporting characters in lifetime tv movies or something. Not sure how good of an idea it is for her to be uploading this shit to the gram, but that's the Ostrenga way I guess.
A lot of actors get their starts in commercials and I wonder if Kiki would actually do that or if it would be too beneath her for Cathy to allow it.
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i wonder how she felt about Taylor's acting gig in that j-drama
Calm dow, Scott. just fly over to LA if you want it that bad>>342360
OMG I'd pay money to see Kiki's reaction to that live.
idk if it's the same guy. but the post you're talking about is this one >>140724
looking at that whole thread, Lilou Vos looks like she has a collection of unflattering Taylor pictures. omg i remember feeling creeped when she made that anti-Danny site because she had obviously kept a stash of old, unseen pictures and videos of him. and now she probably has the same for Tay.
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nvm. that linked to different post
No they aren't. You can't even admit that she's finally done something right lol your desperate need to complain about everything makes you the sperg breh.
Nice try though.
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lel learn to sage you salty walnut
jesus christ she looks like an actual stereotypical mental patient in an asylum here>>341041
this isn't actually terrible minus the bizarre few seconds of smiling and seeming to completely lose her train of thought, though i imagine 'having a nervous breakdown' comes fairly easily to her to act out lol
looks less sickly pale I guess? also looks like she finally gained some weight. Or at least looks less boney than before >>341962>>342360
will we finally witness the ultimate meltdown?>>342430
no, but that new orange-copperish makeup looks weird on her
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Someone needs to shoop an azn peen in her hand.
you know if she just gave the people what they wanted and came back online as kiki kannibal being a raging bitch again she would make more than this "lilou vos / lil' ovos" could dream about. Enough for like a whole year of Rogain.
or just go the hillary haywire/mycherrycrush route and do cam girl stuff.
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I feel like if these two were to combine powers then they could sort our their hair / forehead situation.
Love how everyone is looking at the camera and Kaka is staring at the asian D. This looks like it was taken 12 seconds before she devours his soul.
And jesus fuck those pants are hideous …
she's trying to live her ultimate dream right now tho. I remember in her last stickam video in like.. 2014? she talked a lot about both wanting to be an actress since she was in elementary, and ranting about how much she hates Florida and how bad she wants to move to LA and never come back to the south again.
and i guess she achieved both now. so this is the biggest thing she's ever done out of the list.
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She could make a living by being a character actress, playing haggard white trash methheads like Taryn Manning or the lady who played Wendy in Breaking Bad
Yes she is.
She isn't the worst of the worst but she's aiming for an overcrowded fields where only the geniuses or the luckiest can find a job (if that last). Sorry to anyone hearing that and getting disappointed but if you want to be a DJ,actress, model or a singer you'll need to be talented, know to market yourself AND work harder than you ever did before and that doesn't even guarantee you success at all.
That's the kind of stuff you need to work on since your early age to get an edge over everyone else. Not that you can't be discovered later in life but it's like hitting the lottery, you don't plan your life around it.
Kaka needs a backup plan or she's going to live with her parents well into her fourties, there's no shame in going back to college and maybe being a theatre teacher or something along those lines ? Or work behind the scenes in a theatre if that's what she loves.
She's white tho. A lot of people give white chicks a break for looking haggard simply cuz they're white. Like they know they age terribly but still give em a pass cuz they're white.>>343743
Hahaha I see it
that's partly her parents' fault. she could have taken huge advantage of her popularity back then and used it to get herself jobs like many other scene queens/kings did who are now successful. but instead she chose to be nasty and make hoards of enemies by calling people names, getting herself caught up in tons of drama and being an underage slut.
i swear Dakota must be 300x smarter than rest of them. It was thanks to her scene popularity that she was able to get instant followers the moment she made her tumblr, and having them reblog her selfies in the thousands is what snowballed her into tumblr fame. and she took advantage of the 15 minutes of fame to its fullest. setting up adsense on her blog to make money off her viewers and make a business inquiry page for modeling offers until a good one took the bait.
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Her Backstage profile hasn't been posted yet, right? I literally snorted at the idea of Kaka playing a 15 year old.
Also at the bottom of the page: >Featured in an eight page article of Rolling Stone magazine for life experiences of strength and perseverance. Top live comedy improv entertainer with over 8 million viewers from 2007-2012.
So being a messy bitch on cam = comedy improv? Now that's some creative resume writing.https://www.backstage.com/u/lilouvos/
Hahaha this subtitle
"Quirky girl next door to power house"bitch please you're as quirky and power as a piece of mozzarella
>>343783>So being a messy bitch on cam = comedy improv? Now that's some creative resume writing.
Seriously man, Kaka dribbles so much fucking shit out of her mouth, I'd like to say it's not funny but it's hilarious.
How doesn't she realise that over-exaggerating her achievements to the point of straight up lying will always backfire.
She lives for preaching about being 'real' with yourself but she's one of the most fake people I've ever come to know.
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Either she doesn't care about Lilou being linked back to Kiki, or she's super sloppy. She changed her YT username but left plenty of Kiki mentions around.
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Maybe she could get a role in a remake,reboot or sequel of this.
When the first Lilou Vos IG got posted, didn't she have a caption with this picture saying this was for some film project or something?
So which is it bitch
Does that stuff seriously still bother you though? Why can't she do this if she wants to? How do you know she hasn't been seeing a therapist people have been claiming shes on meds so that would mean she also has a therapist while on them. She's using her already built up insta and yt which is a good move honestly because starting from scratch wouldnt do any good she'd have no followers and she needs them obviously.
You sound like a pulltard with a vendetta. She doesn't have to do what you deem "normal". You keep working your shitty job while others do jobs/things that they like…..she really isn't doing anything wrong rn
>>343775>i swear Dakota must be 300x smarter than rest of them.
Yeah she is, but that's not telling much considering Kota is fucking lazy and never knew how to market herself. If it wasn't for her sugar daddy she wouldn't be in Japan, how do you plan on paying rent when you get a job a month, if that ?
So sure she left her past behind by completly forgetting her american fanbase but is that a good thing in the end ?
Truth is they shouldn't have tried to bury their past and pretend it never happened.
Being a child star doesn't assure you a career especially since people love the kid you, not the adult you (like macaulay culkin, everybody still watch the movies but nobody cares about what he's doing right now). The only edge it gives you is a foot in the door of the industry and connexions with other pros. But I guess when you're part of the Ostrengas, the proper procedure is to threaten and sue about everyone and make sure nobody wants to approach you. >>343783>Featured in an eight page article of Rolling Stone magazine for life experiences of strength and perseverance. Top live comedy improv entertainer with over 8 million viewers from 2007-2012.
This bitch is delusional if she thinks this is impressive. In the golden age of internet, everybody got their 15min of fame by doing random useless stuff. She's on par with the Damn Daniel teens and they got on Ellen.
It does still bother me because her presence on this board as sperg-chan proves she hasn't changed a bit. She's legit crazy.
>Why can't she do this if she wants to?
Of course she can. But she won't be successful because people don't start acting at age 24 and make it big. Why am I not allowed to have a negative opinion about her and voice it publically? Why am I obligated to kiss her ass again?
>How do you know she hasn't been seeing a therapist
The first thing any therapist would tell her is to get the fuck off the internet, that is how.
> She's using her already built up insta and yt which is a good move honestly
Lol no it's not. You cannot build up a fanbase doing one thing, then completely change your image and expect people to stick around. If I have a successful beauty channel, do you really think people will keep watching if I randomly decide to do origami videos over night? You have to be really arrogant to delude yourself into thinking people will watch you no matter what you do kek. Kiki went from makeup tutorials to vegan recipes to music to poledancing to pretending to know japanese to acting. At this point she might as well start from scratch.
Also I'm wondering do you know her irl or something and she did something to you? Or are you an angry 14y/o from pull like what is it about this chick that gets you so heated
I just trying to leave some encouraging posts because I know she reads this and listens sometimes. But I doubt she'd take the advice of someone cursing every other word lol
was just answering other people in this thread and that's suddenly not allowed anymore? What are you doing here then? >"Why does this bother you?" >"X and Y">"Wow lol why are you so mad"
And no, I'm not the same anon. But this is about Kiki, not about attacking each other for explaining their reasoning after it was asked for. Sage for rant.
>>344041>She's still young>24 years old>Still young
Someone's a bit out of touch with reality.>>344042
Please make up your mind. First I have a shit job, now I'm 14 years old. If I was a Chinese kid sewing your Adidas knockoffs together I wouldn't be posting this kek.
Since we're already hitting all the clichés (Leave her alone!!1! She dindu nuffin!, you probably have a shit job, you're probably from PULL, you're probably 14, you sound so angry lmao), please do not forget to call me a jealous pedophile lesbian and accuse me of living in my mother's basement. Like come on, at least whiteknight her properly. You think it's not unhealthy for her to stay on the internet? Why not? Why do you think it would be a good move for her to keep completely irrelevant followers instead of starting fresh? Why do you think she will be a successful actress?
Sorry for triggering
you with my bad words btw.
It's almost as if Kiki is shitposting again. Hey "Lilou", how's the feature film going?
You're as batshit as Kiki if you think her begging her parents to pay $5k to be an extra in a shitty movie is her "getting better". She's still on all the same social media accounts, she hasn't changed at all. She's too much of a narcissist to just get off the internet and go to college and get a normal job - she needs to be worshipped by others because she thinks she's special and she loves showing off.
She is not only deluded for thinking she's gods gift, but she is a horrible person. Just look at the way she attacked Taylor out of jealousy, when T did nothing to her apart from be successful. This nasty bitch deserves nothing because she expects it all handed to her on a plate. She needs to gtfo the internet and learn the value of money and hard work and get a therapist.
Ps. Hi Cathy. Your daughter needs help.
Diff anon but 24 IS young, tf. how young are you
? She's not even in her proper mid 20s yet. I bet you think 25 year olds are ancient.
I'm not saying she WILL be because we all know her and how ~talented~ she is, but becoming famous at that age isn't impossible, just a bit harder.
John Hamm, Tina Fey and more famous actors only became famous in their 30s.
>>344048>Diff anon but 24 IS young, tf. how young are you?
22, Bachelor's degree, been working for a year now.
>I bet you think 25 year olds are ancient.
Not at all, that's not the point I was trying to make. I just think that unless you're a spoiled womanchild, you are most likely going to know what you want to do with your life and take the steps necessary to reach that goal. Not everybody has the privilege to go to university right away, I get that. Not everybody figures out immediately what they want, I get that. But Kiki is in her mid-20s and is still coming up with new things she pretends to be good at and interested in. Her attempts at making a name for herself are half-assed at best. "She's still young" is not a valid excuse for never having had a job at 24 years old tbh. That just means you're a spoiled shit.
>becoming famous at that age isn't impossible, just a bit harder.
John Hamm, Tina Fey and more famous actors only became famous in their 30s.
John Hamm has been acting since he was 16 years old, and Tina Fey had an interest in comedy since middle school and studied something related to that iirc. There is a difference between not getting the recognition you deserve for something you've been passionate about for years until later in life, and deciding on a whim that you want to be an actress now, have daddy pay for acting class and expect instant recognition for something others dedicate their entire life to.
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She's so delusional about ~working with Sean Lennon and Yoko Ono, when she just submitted clips of her lip synching to an annoying song.
Saved a screen shot for posterity.
climbing curtains when you were 4 =/= aerial silks training
>begginer mandarin & japanese
wow wow wait a second, weren't you bragging about having mad keigo skills?
Reselling Etsy rings =/= being a goldsmith
aka lolcow shitposter extraordinaire
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Have we got a higher res copy of this pic?
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Looks more like lordosis, but both are possible
I agree with you in parts, anon.
Kiki threads are definitely the saltier threads around. Say something you think is neutral about her, but that can come across as remotely positive and you will be furiously attacked.
Kiki owned this salt since she's a horrible person, a liar, thief, asshole, troll, yadda yadda, and almost everyone who knows about her online existence wants her to get off the internet for a good reason.
But yeah, even before we really knew the details regarding the acting thing people were already shitting on her and being salty as fuck. Sometimes you can read the hate and wonder if some anons need shrinks themselves because of how hateful they are. I could understand said hate better if it was targeted at someone like gargoyle, a 31 year old who's a predator who destroys women's lives and has a shit ton of teen fans who he constantly brainwashes to take advantage of, including sexually.
Kiki? She's just a crazy has been e-celeb with thin hair. Even if she managed to turn her life around completely, which she can do since she's still 24, she'd still be irrationally hated because cunts love to hate her.
Lately I've started to pity her. I wish her the very best too – preferably off the internet/spotlight.
idk much about kiki except her sperging but she seems a lot more lively than her sister in her videos. seems like a person i would watch when i was 12>>344077
it does look like lordosis, but i have a mild case of that and the doctors just called it scoliosis
God forbid people are slightly pissed at an internet wanabe celebrity for being a massive cunt for years, trolling a girl who did nothing to her and trying to be a super pure loving vegan elf princess swan rescuer extraordinaire.
I'm not even hating on Kaka but the sheer hypocrisy gets me, honestly. The "love thy neighbour" bullshit while she spew whatever vile thing goes through her brain when she thinks nobody is looking, ripping off other people's music or being a terrible business owner all around.
Stop defending Kaka because you think anyone who tries hard enough can make it, in such cut-throat industries. She's old as in, she never starred in anything really significant for her age, sorry. You can quote Tina Fey all you want but those people worked 10 times harder than Kaka and for every John Hamm there's 10000 John Doe who had to go home and find something else.
I have a few friends in the music and comedy industry and they're not making enough money to live with that alone. One of them has a resume more impressive than Kaka's, starred in a few movies and currently a TV show as a background character and he still have to live with his parents.
Glad I'm not the only that lifted a brow to that. She seems to be struggling with the fact that she isn't blonde anymore. >>344077
I have that exact same arch in my back as she does ( Lordosis) .. Funny how she uses it as a reason to not work most jobs unless they make her popular.
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>>343783>>343794>So being a messy bitch on cam = comedy improv?
she can't mean that. especially>top live comedy improv
is she seriously referring to her streaming? wasn't she looking at guy's dicks on there and got nekked herself at some point.
nonononono, what are you doooooing, kaka??
I agree. And really, if Kirsten actually made a true and real effort to change her rotten personality, own up to at least a few of her past mistakes and vow to become a better person then maybe I'd cut her some slack, but her love & light persona is, and always has been fake as fuck. It was already obvious from the beginning but the whole sperg-chan incident really set it in and showed the extent of her vile and vitriolic behaviour and how she hasn't changed a bit.
Honestly, until she admits her fuck ups and tries to change instead of running away from them and pretending to be an 100% pure angel, she deserves everything that's coming to her.
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"Aerial silks" "harp" is this bitch for real hahahahahahha
I also enjoy that in all of her pics her hair is a medium brown yet she's still calling it blond. Heh. Gets me every time.
You must be new. Go educate yourself. Read about keekweek. Read about how she scammed her fans. Watch her racist/homophobic videos. See how she is a compulsive liar and narcissist.
If you can still white knight her after that then that's your choice. But you'd be the minority here so understand that you will get disagreed with.
She has been referring to her Stickam lives as comedy/improv for a while now. She and Koots did sometimes put on accents and perform as bad caricatures of actual people but that's not quite what comedy and improv is about. For the most part she sat there getting praise and hate while her mom ranted in the background like the crazy whore she is. The things she said were offensive to a lot of people. She can't use that and suddenly say it was "comedy" when it's so heavily criticized by today's standards.
At most she could claim this video as a part of her "comedy" but it wasn't even intentional. They took a segment from her Stickam and popped it in the video, but it wasn't legit her being signed up for the skit. I'm expecting an Ostrenga copyright claim to go out on this video for featuring her immediately after posting though.
As a side note it's funny that Stevie Ryan used to go on Stickam as characters and tried to have a comedy show, managed to get a little bit of recognition and earned a TV show that didn't take off. She used to make fun of Kiki so hard and now Kiki's trying to go the same route she did years too late.
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Kiki did nothing wrong.
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I was trying to look this up earlier and the closest thing I could find is that perhaps 'Andy Wombell' is meant to be 'Andy Wombwell', who was part of Stickam. She's also listed him as a director under the Improv section which suggests it could be related to her cam years. After all there are typos in both this and her Actors Access resumes - pic related, two errors in two lines on AA.
Not all that sure, but it's certainly a possibility.
Anything that works to any degree is pretty closely monitored. At least by your doctor.
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>>344059>Age Range 15-25>15
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I don't know why but in that last clip I felt kind of bad for her because she looks sad. Like I thought about how much everyone on here and the internet hates her and I suddenly felt a tiny bit of sympathy for her.
But then I remember she's a raging cunt and it all fades away.
Nah doesn't look like it. At least not in the first two clips.
I think it looks nice, just not sure what she's trying to accomplish there. Are these from the feature film she was in?
shot 1, she's holding her right arm funny and her shoulder's angled toward the camera. inb4 "scoliosis!"
shot 2, can't see anything.
shot 3, her left arm comes up, right arm stays down.
all three shots are from and angle that would work if she had the selfie stick in the right hand. she shot this all herself fam.
The thing is though that the first few clips seems to have stability control and are captured in HD.
If anybody owns a selfie stick + iphone can you try to recreate the shot and see if yours looks the same? I imagine it would be shakier and lower quality
I guess it's because it's in such contrast to how she usually shows herself; eg. bouncing off the fucking walls and acting 'teehee so randumb XD' that made me think that.
I realise I was probably seeing shit, that's just where my mind went for the moment when I watched it.
She really does emit crazy, especially in the second shot for some reason. Keeks is probably reading this thinking 'oh it's just my great acting!' but no. There's something there in the eyes that is off-putting crazy, not interesting crazy.
Also:>Yes boo! That natural beauty!!!
With that huge-ass winged eyeliner she always does? Seriously?
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Kiki looking old af is sadly not a meme. Wtf does she look so aged?
Its her face structure plus facial lines, unflattering hair and dull skin tone. Plus I think the heavy eye makeup is not kind to her either. >>345243
Yes! And the bullying video, too.
Jebus… Thats sad if she really is coming here on the daily to lurk.
This makes me wonder if she's still commenting on crap now that she has a new address and can't be so easily traced back to winter gardens (? if thats what the Florida place was called … my bad if I got it wrong )
C'mon anon. I know she's a shitbag, but don't just affirmatively post rumors without any sort of evidence.
Not saying it isn't likely or anything.
Kota doesn't even have crazy eyes.
I think a lot of you are way too prone to exaggeration and whilst it's funny when you're making jokes, it makes you look batshit insane otherwise.
It has nothing to do with her aging badly. Her skin is actually quite good, but very sallow. It's her natural features that she puts no effort into flattering or disguising that makes her look washed out. She's always had these features, but take note that before she got away with it because of her style.
She needs to cover the forehead, point blank. She needs layering desperately in her hair. The blank canvas model thing does not suit her, it makes her look dull and drab. Her hair is the color of a dirty dish rag, her skin is far too pale. And I know she thinks these things set her apart and make her look special, but it makes her look like a moldy washcloth.
Honestly, in the last frame of that video, it's the best I've seen her look in awhile. She doesn't look good trying to do the wide doe-eyed look. She doesn't look cute or innocent, she looks psychotic. In the last frame with her eyes relaxed, it looked a lot more natural, casual, and dare I say–for her–"sexy."
She isnt aiding herself in any way. Yeah, it makes her look crone-like because she has harsh features. Soft doesn't suit her but she keeps desperately trying to emit that. She needs to let it go and accept herself as a catlike bitch. She's doing herself no favors. It doesn't have anything to do with aging you weebtards.
at least the latter two clips she shot herself. the first one i'm not sure.
looks like she fixed the shaking post-production.
that would explain why she zoomed to her face to such a degree, especially in the second clip.
Yeah lol. But people will always like Dakota more than her anyways. We won't ever forget the catty girl Kaka really is.
And that 6 head.
Anon is saying that Lilou should publicly act like a catty bitch, like she shouldn't hide it. We loved it in the scene days and we'd still love it now. She can pull it off without trying.>>345529
Totally. Bitch is her birth given type cast. She could make a career out of it. Isn't that Jeffree Star basically? Kiki's way more attractive than him anyway.
I know right? First post I've seen trying to make "Lilou" happen.
Kaka please. Stop calling yourself attractive too, you need to tone down the ass licking on your own thread.
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All I can think of when I hear Kiki try to call herself Lilou is pic related. I know she's trying to pretend she's speshul like her lesbian crush from Fith Element, but tbqh "Leeloo" is a stupid name. It sounds like something a 5 year old would name their pet hamster.
I was explaining to >>345537
that they missed the point of another anons comment >>345529
My "compliment" was saying she's good at being a cunt and anons are trying to say that constitutes as whiteknighting.
It doesn't take much to be more attractive than JS.
I used the name Lilou because that's her new persona attempt, like the new persona should be a catty bitch. Went back to addressing her as Kiki a few sentences later, no ones trying to 'make Lilou happen'.
Kiki wouldn't make a comment about becoming a catty bitch, all her recent personas (like kind earth loving elf desu) have been the opposite of mean since she left scene. She wouldn't make a post saying that deep down she's a bitch who should just own it. I won't make another comment regarding this because now I understand that dialogue outside of ripping her apart (including backhanded compliments) will be met with "Kiki log off the computer lel".
Lilou is currently one of the most popular baby names in France. she has some obsession with being a European foreigner. idk how many times she's bragged on and on about people confusing her for Russian, French, Swedish. the russian one is still in her buzznet. >>345724>tbqh "Leeloo" is a stupid name. It sounds like something a 5 year old would name their pet hamster.
lol according to both kiki she's…
French, Irish, Polish, English, Welsh, Scottish, Dutch, German, Danish, Swedish, Norwegian.
^she said that.
I don't know why people do this shit. I understand if you're predominately one of those nationalities, but to list 10+ is just fucking ridiculous.
You're a white ass bitch, Kiki. Get over it.
They don't want to be your average white person, they must be an speshul white person
>look? I do have an interesting heritage!That's the reason of my exotic beauty and fake accent~*
Same goes for the 6543/23456876543 cherokee princesses and snowflakey japanese heritijis
just wtf? the "average white person" in the U.S is a mutt. that doesn't make anyone special.
and no one is arguing that she probably does have all of those ancestries. just how pointless it is to go around telling people she's French, Irish etc when she has no actual connection to any of those cultures.
it's such a superficial thing to identify with (since it's not the specific culture of those nationalities, that she is interested in, but rather the label).
she shows so little substance and personality.
that inedaquacy is probably exactly due to her infantile focus on superficialities.
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This is stupid to speculate about, but remember her praising her long Irish? Russian? eyelashes?
Her lashes look like they were continuously treated with Latisse for an estended period. Instead of being rather thick/dense they are just loooong and wispy, in addition Latisse and similiar serums can cause dark discoloration of the skin and dark under-eye circles (it affects the fat deposits).
Obviously, it could all be natural but it would seem JUST like Kiki (or rather her parents) to shell out ridiculous money for something and lie that it was due to genes/talent etc. And also funny if that's what gave her the haggard under-eye circles.
her eyelashes are natural, even her baby pics show it. it was funny when she said that she had "Irish eyelashes" tho, especially because there were comments underneath saying "I'm full Irish and i have short eyelashes".
looks like her whole buzznet has been deleted, but there was a goldmine entry where she talked about going into a store and the clerk "insisting" that she and Dakota were Russian, saying that "you guys are too pretty, you must be russian".
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throwback kiki tweets
She still pulled that shit when she went to Tokyo, she claimed taxi drivers would all ask her if she was Russian/European (which is almost certainly BS, アメリカ人ですか？ is the first thing every Japanese person asks any white foreigner with any conversational ability) and how they all asked her "モデルですか？" even though that's incorrect Japanese lol.
I wonder, did she ride in all those taxis by herself, or do you think she just followed Dakota along with Hiroshi? I highly doubt Scott stayed in Japan with her for 3 entire months, he has a job to worry about. Plus we know Kiki can't go out in public by herself because she's autistic af and the be everyone wants to rape her and wear her skin.
She can't read moon so she needed to ride taxis with Kota or whoever she found on that dating website to get anywhere. It also looks like she didn't go many places anyway.
I can't wait for the paid IMDB credit movie to come out in a few months. Someone needs to take screens of Kiki doing what she was born to do.
exactly this for me lol
once a woman asked me if I was Russian so I asked her why she thought that and she was immediately flustered and wouldn't explain. Uh huh… (Sage for blogpost)
Who ever asks to try on someone else's jewelry? And who ever asks for someone's website?
At least make it more believable.
Laughing at "inmydaydreams.jpg"
Hahaha you're blocked
Have you ever interacted with her in any form?
Probably what >>346395
said. I thought she'd grown put the crazy by now bc acting and following her passion fiery spirit etc etc but guess not. Her only passion is self-obsession>>346396
Must suck to have such a past innit. Now she takes her time to block people in BOTH accounts. I wonder if she makes anyone who's close to her (…"friends", boyfriends i.e. nipponese hook-up, Kota) block the same people she does
I'd understand if it was an actual celebrity asking me to put everything on private due to online stalking, but Kaka is a literal no one.
One has to wonder why so many can hate a "nobody".
>>346395>Doesn't she track IP addresses and block them? Meaning tracing every single person's IP address and blocking them whether they've talked to her or not.
Anon, it doesn't work like that. Even if Kiki had anon's IP adress it doesn't reveal your personal information or username. >>346352
Anon I think it wasn't that random, you are here in lolcow after all, try to remember all your comments out there (YT, twitter, IG, PULL) not only about Kiki, but Dakota or any other girl on these sites, because she literally lives reading comments and gathering all the information they find, making connections etc. Also, let's be honest, she knows many of her followers came from PULL and lolcow, it's so obvious. You should see all the leaked information from her lilkitten page, she's really into finding out who are the people here and PULL.
I can imagine other several reasons why she blocks "random" people: sockpuppet accounts, you liked a negative post about them, you followed her contacts, she recognized your photo, idk anon, she has years of experience in this lol
>>346458>I sent a follow request to Bobby and got blocked by Lilou so yeah. Girl is obsessed.
Anon sorry but that was very dumb. Don't touch their accounts.
Imagine you are in the same situation, you have all these girls discussing about you on the internet and following your friends just to see if there is more milk, what would you do?
At this point, because of how obsessed she is, it's probably suuuper easy for her to recognize profiles of people who are into Japan or go to lolcow. There's always a commection between the two, and she's paranoid to block.
The guy bobby probably never gets follow requests either, so it was much easier to know who to block.
LMAO KAKAhttps://lumendatabase.org/notices/13766984>Injunction to remove these hate sites from web searches "kiki kannibal", "kirsten ostrenga" , "dakota ostrenga", "lilou vos", "dakotakoti", "kotakoti", "cathy ostrenga", "scott ostrenga", "kyler ostrenga", "ostrenga"
Attached is her 2014 Jane Doe filehttps://lumendatabase.org/file_uploads/files/4243835/004/243/835/original/court%20order%20to%20remove%20hate%20websites.pdf?1485310332
It always cracks me up to refer to us as "Jane Doe" Like it's just one person. She should know there are quite a few "haters"
It would also be interested to see if her ridiculous request is granted. Most likely not.
Reminder that Kaka was an "aspiring lawyer", according to that one year old website thong
Law & Order: Haters Unity
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I can see how Kiki won both best and worst troll in the awards.
Coochie gucci bona duce always makes me lol
Sage for no contribution
i hadn't seen this one before, i'm laughing tears here
kiki, what's your fucking damage?
She doesn't have the gull
She'd slink away and make up some imagined story distorted by her warped perception
Like the incels who think not moving over when walking past someone is some great alpha act/triumph and not some minor inconvenience the other party didn't even conceive as a grievance against them
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there are more gems in the screenshot dump: https://imgur.com/a/dBrtW>>347912
yeah, it totally sounds like schizophrenic word salad.
also known as "clanging": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clanging
>In psychology and psychiatry, clanging refers to a mode of speech characterized by association of words based upon sound rather than concepts.>For example, this may include compulsive rhyming or alliteration without apparent logical connection between words.>This is associated with the irregular thinking apparent in psychotic mental illnesses (e.g. schizophrenia).
either she was on some kind of drugs when she was spamming lolcow, or she's probably legit nuts. or both.
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"Haha William totally laughed at this it's not like I met him once and asked for a pic feel free to assume we are in a movie together btw"
Omg the way she casually refers to him as 'Willem' as if they're close!
Kaka please this is too much
maybe he was laughing at you
Even worse: "he totally laughed at this one" like what Dafoe took his time to take a pic with you, then hang around, watch you edit your pic as both of you as kawaii cats and ACTUALLY laughed at it as if this was actually funny?
Like in what world would this happen
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Word on the street is that Keek chose her new moniker because of her love for shockingly mediocre comedian Rich Vos.
Unless he was just trying to humor her.
Kiki: look at this kitty filter! So cute!
Him: yeah… heheh. I gotta go…
Lol Kiki wants us to think she's casually friend with celebs so bad !
She's totally implying they took (or regularly do) several pics together and Willem (look at how she casually refer to him ! omgz they must be pals or colleagues) laughed at this particular one.
That fake humble brag, I'm dying. Kiki concentrate on getting paid instead of bleeding money trying to become an actress for once.
Kiki is the queen of the fake humble brags. It's always stupid shit like: "Oh people were staring at me! It was so terrible uwu But then one asked me if I was a model!! They even took photos of me which was super weird
I remember a few vaguely:
>I was in a taxi in Tokyo ansnte diver asked if I was a Russian model and complimented my shoes!>a group of kawaii schoolgirls asked for a picture with me and asked if I was a model~ >another taxi driver complimented my eyelashes and said I was wow so tall!
Also worth mentioning: she claimed they asked her "モデルですか?" which no Japanese would ever say because it's incorrect grammar. It would be "モデルさんですか？". Of course fluent Keigo Kiki deleted immediately as soon as lolcow pointed it out.
Didn't she also pretend that they were the one to give her the "Kira kira princess from mars" nickname or something equally ridiculous ? Lmao
It's priceless how after all these years she can't make up a somewhat believable story on twitter. What a talentless hack
>>349370> everybody keeps asking me if Im a model! Maybe I should give it a try? > if I were taller I'd be the female zoolander lol> If I had a dollar for every time someone asks me if I'm a model I'd have enough money to engineer a real life Pikachu! Grown shin bones grown!> some brickworkers complimented my shoes! Even them recognize a different style when they see it> was crying at this vegan cafeteria and this guy came up to me told me everything was going to be ok and then gave me his number> [have been told] "you sound like a Disney Princess when you sing!"> "when I was in middle school people used to call me Elizabeth Taylor [bc of "purple-ish blue eyes]> people say I have a bubble butt!> people say I have a dancers body!> put on weight bc of Peruvian Maaca! Booty got bigger and I can't wear a size 0 anymore> I have to buy from Japanese brands bc I'm so skinny> this Spanish girl complimented me and my sister bc we are so pretty we must be foreigners. It felt so nice, just pretty girls talking and appreciating each other without being catty
These are just some which I remember
Ah yes! The classic! "Kira Kira princess from Mars is what they call me in Japan!
And there was also "people call me angel girl bc I always wear some sort of wings" (when she used to wear those cheap wing clips on her clothes)
"Kira Kira" is the Japanese onomatopoeia for sparkling/shimmering, which she learned when she posted the pic of the glittery guitar from a Rakuten listing claiming it was hers asking what she should name it. Of course once she learned what it meant she adopted it as her own name and the guitar was never seen or mentioned again.>>349391
Which was great because they were the wing clips from Dakota's bootleg Vivienne Westwood sandals. I hope she at least wiped them down with a disinfecting wipe before she put the in her hair, but it's Kirsten so probably not lol
Yeah, all of her humblebrags just show how unhappy she is with the universe, despite preaching about love and peace and being a fairy sprite or whatever.
If Kiki loved herself, she wouldn't feel the need to brag (read: exaggerate) about any compliment she receives.
OMG the memories just keep popping. Like her bragging about "having more energy at a night out then the drunk people" or "getting more attention from guys when she has a Where The a wild Things Are on than the ones from the photoshop"
It's spot on, though:the veganism, the YT channel, pole dancing, yoga, japanese. .. they're all ways to try and feel superior>>349477
*where the wild things are costume
*than the ones from the sex shop (lol)
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shitpost in lieu of updates
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> nature recharges me!
> as long as I can take selfies and not get too far away from civilization (re to the comment whether she hikes/bikes)
Nice to see you're still rocking that all white outfit Kiki! Gotta keep that washed out glow
The fuck even is she wearing? At first glance I didn't notice how weird and mismatched that outfit was
Tf are the frills on the pants in particular
And that jacket thing doesn't fit her even in an oversized style. Are those buttons on it?
The weird pastel lavender shit/scarf crap looks so godawful too
How do you go out like this at all? How do you take a picture and post it to the public?
Her outfit resembles a child playing dress up in their parents closet
>>349547> the weird pastel lavender shit/scarf crap looks so godawful too
Lol what if I told you that's actually a lilac lace choker that matches the braletter she's wearing under the white top?
I understand what she tried to do with the oversized jacket - you see it all the time in fashion blogs (the sartorialist etc). But it just looks wrong and TOO oversized
>>349547> the weird pastel lavender shit/scarf crap looks so godawful too
Lol what if I told you that's actually a lilac lace choker that matches the braletter she's wearing under the white top?
I understand what she tried to do with the oversized jacket - you see it all the time in fashion blogs (the sartorialist etc). But it just looks wrong and TOO oversized
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That's just a patch of unused land. This bitch kills me.
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Kiki, in case you wonder why we make fun. This is rural.
said, that is just a patch of unused land. kek
Actually those plunging tops look good on everyone, having less tits allows you to wear it without looking like a hoe. only flat chested girls can get away with that in public without getting the evil eye. but idk, grass is greener maybe. >>349748
i am bipolar so i'm familiar with the delusions, and without armchair diagnosing her I honesty believe there is not a single chance she is mentally ok or doesn't suffer from something. But then again, she had the childhood of a preteen that was legitimately famous for being hated, and she's never had friends and doesn't go outside without thinking how blessed the world is to have her there. Her life has been straight mutilation and to me she is showing some obvious signs.
i still can't get over how dumb her fucking name is
kiki you had ten years
I rolled my eyes so hard at it. It was the most cliche, feel-good, cookie cutter caption I've read in a while
It's obvious shes not as half educated as she claims to be andone not even half worried about the environment as she wants herself to believe>>349986
I gotta agree with that! I often find them good looking on people who are super skinny and flat-chested (like, A cup with Kendall Jenner bosy). However Kiki is a sad pancake b-cup.
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what is the point of this? is it supposed to be ~fun and ~captivating or something? she looks deranged >>350613
she looks almost like she's sniffling a few seconds in, then her face turns into this
Goddamn, she monitors her social media 24/7. I left a comment simply asking what the point of the video was, and she blocked me barely a minute later!
What a self-obsessed hoe.
I've seen some models doing clips where they just throw looks at the camera (with minimal makeup, all natural hair and lights and shit) and some music in the background
That's what it looks like? Not exactly a movie thing
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OK I wanted to find an example of what I meant but I couldn't. Either way, if anyone can help me on that, this model had one of these kind of videos and it was everywhere on tumblr I just can't remember her name or find the video lol
Sage for shit posting but it was very alike to what Kiki is trying to do with her feature films no
Arch Enemy? kek
sage for ot nostalgia
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She's trying to look sultry with half closed eyes but all she looks is stoned.
Aaaaand I just realised how utterly bad at being sexy Kiki is. She's goofy and cringy and has 0 charisma as a sultry woman lel
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In other times shed lie and "look what I got from faaaans" but not now!
Yeees! Thank you.
See. That's what I think Kiki tried to go for in her last vid, bc back in 2012 this kind of thing would blow up etc
How are you 24 and get wrapped presents for Valentine's Day from your parents? My parents never even got me anything for Vday to begin with lmao.
A care package is one thing, but these are clearly gifts for the holiday. I wonder if they presents for every mundane holiday.
This is creepier when you realize papa ostrenga made photos or videos them and shit.
Kaka hates the thought of everyone noticing that she's forever alone on valentine's day again.
Kiki get out of my city. >>349764
This made me laugh bitch think shes jane Austin lmao
My thoughts exactly >>351014
Yeah, I remember getting one thing from my father when I was 6. Now a box full of shit? GODDAMN that's as much stuff as the Avg 24 year old get from their parents in an year
Why so defensive?
An adult child shouldn't expect a pile of gifts for every holiday minor and major. It is not
normal to continuously spoil an adult child by doing so. The only people I've know who do or demand this have been raging narcissists, and they'll throw a massive strop if you neglect to send them a pile of pressies for valentines AND sweetest day AND their birthday AND halloween AND christmas AND anything in between.
As an adult, it's not typical to receive much more than a call and a card from your parents on your birthday and maybe christmas / whatever high holy day one celebrates.
No. Showing lI've is calling, speaking, communicating and supporting them to grow into the adults they wanna be
Showering them with gifts just because is not what showing love is (actually THIS does say a lot about you though haha)
No. Showing lI've is calling, speaking, communicating and supporting them to grow into the adults they wanna be
Showering them with gifts just because is not what showing love is (actually THIS does say a lot about you though haha)
You sound retarded >>351135
She doesn't look anything like heidi or Angie
Lol, really, it's not super common to send what appears to be at least 7 presents (count 'em) to your kids on a minor holiday >>351003
Yes some parents sometimes send kids care packages. No, it's not common. I know maybe 1 set of parents of all my friends who send regular presents to their kids into their later adult years. And one of the kids is a spoilt rotten narc (their other kid is embarrassed by it and asks them to please not send so many gifts.)
My sister and I were given gifts for Valentine's Day while we were at home but that stopped once we moved out.
I think they give them gifts cause they know they don't have a significant other to give them any kek
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WALK THE TALK THE WALK TALK
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Best hair phase. But oFC she got extensions shortly after bc this girl seems to DENY doing anything that makes her look good>>351181
This picture is so MCR emo, its almost as good as the ones where she had pink hair
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Keeks belongs in LA, and you know it.
she'll fit in just fine with the rest of the insane narcissists with no real talent.
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I really hope not or else we won't have cringe materials anymore https://www.instagram.com/p/BQZ34lGBOat/
Also: webseries!!! I'm so happy I can't wait for all the cringe
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From the commentaries in this one video (first and last comments in the screenshot)
I just love how shes still lying about mundane shit like falsify
Never change Kaka
wasn't going to comment on this, but holy shit. how can anyone think, that it's normal for a 24-year-old woman to get valentines presents like this from their parents?
how is kaka not even embarrassed to post those?
Her parents probably sent a care package, but decided to dress up the wrapping for the occasion. I seriously don't know what these other anons are imagining are wrapped up, but there is nothing wrong with gift exchanges at any age.
I always get my mom gifts on minor holidays when we live in the same country. She isn't as into decorating, but if I were to send her something around now, I'd dress it up for the nearest holiday (Valentines) too. Not everyone's family celebrate minor or even major holidays, but there's nothing wrong with those who do. Damn.
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Her whole body is stiff, she reacts late to the smash and then pulls this face. Girl, no.
Just compare hers acting to the other girl. Kiki makes amateurs look good.
"I was sweating bullets bc I had to smash it right so it wouldn't hurt her (#actress)"
"It was a plastic prop designed for crashing"
The biggest of eye rolls
Wow. This almost looks delibrately awful. How is she this
bad? You'd think she'd be able to muster up some of that same crazy she used during her Spergchan tirade in her performance.
She's so bad at this, it's fun to watch.>>351441
Why is this one anon still taking shit personally when the conversation moved on, kek
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Pressed reply too quick.
I'm kind of excited to see what she's been working on. It looks cringey in these snippets but with some proper editing it might be pretty entertaining. Maybe even … good? I guess we'll see.
I also keep looking for updates on Puppetmaster but not seeing anything yet.
I personally encourage every technically capable person to make slow-mo gifs of kiki's "acting" >>351452
I'm curious, too! She mentioned a webseries and I'd definitely watch
I imagine it's the same from this https://www.instagram.com/p/BP11Hx5BRHn/
And this… gives me bad hopes for it but the overall result might be good! Either way it's a win/win situation
Sage for samefagging here
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So the web series appears to be called 'Room 8'.
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Post from the same dude on FB (under his real name), who's friends with Lilou. Lovely white outfit as usual.
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Rolling in likes, big time production, etc.
The series also features another actress from Puppet Master.
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"Did I do it right?"
Don't look straight into the camera!
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I wish this is the next Kaka thread photo.
>>351534> hur everybody was scared shed got hurt but turns out she was ACTING on set during the filming of a scene
How can they not see how dumb they sound?
Also I'd just like to take this opportunity to point out how the "set" Kaka talks about here >>351300
is a dude's place
Basically every web serie that's gonna crash and burn because people think being a YouTube big shot is easy and fast.
Dunno about anyone else but if you're in the art or entertainment industry you probably have at least a few dozen friends starring or creating those series. Not exactly impressive.
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She untagged herself from the post, kek.
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how can someone visibly break character this often in that small amount of time?
it IS just a student film, but damn…
One of the other Puppet Master actresses is in the series and Igor/Ben has done work with the Berubian Theatre Company (where Keeks played Snow White), so she probably just got this through knowing one or both of them.
I wonder if Keeks has had a single successful legit audition, even for a small role.
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you say that like she wasn't homeschooled by legitimate idiots and whored out as a child online. since day one she was told she was a queen, there's no way she can face reality now with everything being downhill from her parents delusion. this is all she can do, and if she's a victim she will have white knights. if she drops the act and actually tries she has to confront how she is mediocre at her very best.
she'll start to age even faster and she'll start getting clinically psychotic. her family can lie but the mirror won't.
Damn. Since this isn't real work, how/who do you think is funding this little romp?
I mean, it's great to follow your dreams, but sometimes you just have to accept that you don't have the raw talent, discipline, nor work ethic to accomplish it.
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We got another credit on the docket.
So she is
back home with mommy and daddy… which means she posted a picture of her VDay prezzies from mommy and daddy early to make it seem like they shipped them to her, except she was in Orlando the entire time.
the Hell House credit has been on her Backstage page since it was discovered.
Unlike Cam Meltdown though it seems to actually exist as a Full Sail student film from 2008.https://www.linkedin.com/in/rodneyluisaquino
movie looks damn good though.
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The return of the butt ugly earrings
Obvious falsies, which no one would notice/care about if she didn't try to claim they were ~all natural~ like in >>351309
These earrings are the personification of "its never gonna happen">>352434
It's kind of insulting she's even trying to pass them off as natural. Instead she could use the money for some lip/cheek tint
The eyebrows look a lot less worse so why not focus on not looking sick
Fuck she's actually trying to pass these off as natural. And everyone on instagram is so gullible that they would believe it, too. Either extensions or falsies.>>352427
You can clearly see on (her) right eye where the falsies do that pointed, tapering off clumped together thing. And way too thick at the roots to be real. I can see her real lashes on the inside part, she doesn't have a whole row attached or attached them farther away from the inside.
Never change, Kaka.
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She's ACTUALLY outright sayinget these are real bc of "all the DMs" (never mentioned before until >>351309
Also: she deleted a make-up tutorial where she showed the look with and without falsies. Smooth Kaka. /Tinfoil hat
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Silly anon, of course they're natural!
How dare you accuse the Kira Kira Princess from Mars of falseness. Her pure ethereal beauty is beyond anything you filthy peasants could ever wish to achieve.
I'm so embarrassed over the "kira Kira princess from mars" thing
As if anyone would call her that
Consider how savage Japanese girls have been to her sister Dacote-chin they'd probably call Keeks "onion head" or something else that references her huge balding dome
Yes but there was another one where she taught "fool-proof cat eye methods makeup tutorial" or some shit. I think it was one of her most viewed tutorials, and she actually did the cat eye, put on mascara and said "this is how I go out" and said how some people dont know how to put on falsies so she put them on, giving some tips etc.
It was quite helpful and nice to watch but the "after falsies" look on that tutorial is how she looks most of the time… which now she's trying to claim is "all natural" so yeah,not surprised she deleted her most helpful/viewed tutorial
I don't think people on Instagram are that gullible tbh. They're probably just playing dumb bc she's a lost cause who'll block anyone who disagrees with her or doesn't kiss up to her
Though it'd be a DREAM COME TRUE if someone posted a comment with these points> You can clearly see where the falsies do that pointed, tapering off clumped together thing. And way too thick at the roots to be real. I can see her real lashes on the inside part, she doesn't have a whole row attached or attached them farther away from the inside.
But in a very butt-kissy, sarcasm dripping way, like "haha no wonder why you get SO MANY DMs asking if they're falsies! But i guess you're just really lucky Kira Kira princess almighty actress talent exotic european beauty :)"
I love that the Ostrengles come at other girls for their big foreheads, when theirs are truly the biggest of them all. It's hard to tell if they're painfully insecure, or just so full of themselves as to be completely unaware. Is it even possible to be that
insecure when your head is so far up your own ass?
do they actually call kota dacote-chin?
just googled "dacote", and m8, that's the most accurate name for her yet.
The comment would be deleted and the poster blocked within 3 minutes
she hawks over her instagram comments.
I fucked it up, they call her Dako-chin instead of Dako-chan lol.
Dacote is just another name
"Dako" means spittoon lol >>352752
They call her dako-chan, chin
means dick/penis. Dako-chin is definitely not what they call her, though it is a lot better and funnier imo.
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they are natural. you can see the roots in this video. i hope you know you’re elevating Kiki’s vanity every time you call something fake and are wrong. all you're doing is unknowingly complimenting her.
>inb4 hi kaka
>inb4 after effects
>inb4 she had falsies already in that video
>inb4 that baby picture is shooped
>inb4 ofc psycho cathy put falsies on a toddler
I agree that in this one video she isn't wearing falsies, yeah. But she is wearing them in the latest instagram videos and shit - you can tell not bc they're ~too full to not be fake~ but bc they do look fake and a good deal of us has seen what falsies look like against the real thing
The point is Kaka is lying about it bc she thinks it makes her special. She's also lying about getting many DMs asking her about it.
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Agree with >>353046>>352962
I don't know what this picture you pulled up is trying to prove, because you can see the roots of her eyelashes.>>352427
In this you can't because she has too much mascara/falsies/eyeliner/shit on.
Especially after this photo >>352662
was posted. What the fuck, anon?
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She used that as her proof pic for her eyelashes but the elven deities caption was on her fake hair she was trying to pass off as her own.
We know she uses meitu too because she was using their filters to bring out copper tones in her hair. It made her look like she had jaundice.>>353113
She probably made a connection between something innocent you did to something from a hater site and that was enough. She does that all the time. There was the time she assumed a blog was run by a hater because they used the same ~*~*~*~*~* pattern on a sidebar as someone had in a forum sig as if that shit isn't used by all kinds of special snowflakes on the internet. She and Cathy think they're detectives but they're really paranoid retards. Probably because on the dl they're being nasty haters themselves kek.
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TOTES SPECIAL THICC NATURAL IRISH LASHES
Sounds like… Vicki.
but all cows are alike in a way eh
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I know it's only a coincidence, but I was scrolling through my IG feed and these posts both reminded me of Kiki.
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She changed the caption again, lol.
>just coconut oil, not Latisse, ttly u guise 4 reals!!!!
Yeah, mine too. I don't really get the discussion, it's not a makeup-free picture.>>353849
And to an extent, coconut oil has a high comedogenic rating and won't work for a lot of people.
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Looks like Lilou's sticking with the vegan earth mother goddess routine.
Also confirmed for most boring person on the planet.
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>waste nearly $50 on 'energy shots'
>let alone everything else in the video
>$16.50 for muh animal sanctuaries!!
Is this bitch too good to fill her reusable water bottle up at the sink like everyone else?
One thing that pisses me off to no end is people that drink bottled water every day instead of just getting a goddamn $10 nalgene water bottle. Kiki is contributing to the huge plastic waste problem we have globally by buying bottled water, and she has the gall to pretend she's still ~saving the earth~. What a pretentious first-world twat
>>354406>it's a nice way to help the planet>and get cash for parking/donating to animal sanctuaries
Love how she had to add that in there just to sound extra
environmentally conscious moogle of mother earth-esque. Poor thing tries so hard.
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>>354495>pretentious first-world twat
Are you imblying that third worlders are doing anything differently?
Obviously people in developing countries will drink bottled water too, but they often don't have access to clean water.
Kaka has access to clean water and could easily buy herself a water filtration device from brita if she wants ~pure and clean~ water. She has the resources to reduce waste from glass and plastic receptacles. But she chooses not to and yet also pretends that she is ~environmentally conscious uwu~. It's this really common dichotomy I see in shitty rich people.
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sage goes in the email field newfriend
And actually, there's quite a bit we can do about it. Alternative, renewable energy sources, less dependence from consumer on plastic, and environmental protection of what we have left can help the world out tremendously. Don't pretend that there is nothing to be done.
sage for going on a tirade, sorry mods.
so, two fakers
Bobby: ~CEO ~Marketing Strategist
Kiki: ~environmentally conscious moggle :3
What a wonderful couple
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Yes, Kiki, I see how you edited the caption to say "over the shoulder shot" now that people called your acting shit. That wasn't part of the caption until yesterday. Nice new paragraph.>>354696
Seriously, how are you not kiki.
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Girl is seriously trying to pass these lashes off as real? Kirsten, please.
I'll admit she looks nice here though.
She needs chapstick and to invest in an eyeliner that doesn't make her look haggard.
Oh wait, that's the latisse.
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Official standard world wide
Her hair is thin, greasy, and fugly. The color is: gross.
Agreed? Can we all move on now?
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The Dakota thread is maxed out apparently, I checked the catalog but so far there isn't another one. I really hope someone makes a new thread with this image as the starter.
Sage for not Kiki related.
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Apparently she is shooting Robert Palmer's Addicted to Love video, I'm kidding BTW
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How does she think this looks good…?
She looks so much better with fake, thick, platinum blonde. All of her uguu earth goddess looks make me think she's legally blind…
Then again, she did get e-famous for uggo coon tail skunk hair kek
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I liked that she showed up with a different-ish hair and makeup after its been pointed out here that she does her own makeup/hair for "filming"
Either way, shooting with all girls-crew yadda yadda refreshing (literally what's refreshing about working with an all-girls crew when you grew up with a close younger sister/mom etc?)
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Another shot she posted, apparently for the new film>>354962
I tend to believe both Kiki and Kota are fashion-challenged or smthg. She looked like a man dressed up as woman in scene, looks haggard now… Dakota just looks like an oily baby by now.
Their aesthetic taste SUCK
It's a video though
It's the filters anon
Sage for samefagging
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"How can I stop people making fun of me on the internet?"
Answer: you can't. Ignore it and grow a thicker skin. Christ, she's lived her entire life online since she was 12. How has she not realized that ignoring criticism and teasing is the only way this works?
Answer to my own question: because she's a lolcow, an ever spilling milk source.
Ahhhh poor baby da haterz da haterz
Can't wait until she gets a review for one of her shitty acted movies.
Oooh my god I can't wait. She does
realize that acting is a field in which one is critiqued for every little thing, right? It's not just some infinite source of asspats; it's rejection after criticism after rejection. If you expect endless lauding, that is not the job for you.
>>354986>"it's scary when you and your inner circle are being targeted in being stalked, harassed, and threatened everyday"
Kaka, you are not being stalked at all. If you don't want us seeing what you're doing, you should just make everything private. You can't get upset with people discussing shit that you put out there for the entire world to see.
Harassing implies that people are actually coming into contact with you and you know if that was actually happening, you'd be posting all about it.
This is golden coming from you because the only time I've ever seen anyone being threatened on here, it was by you when you were sperging out on here.>>354988>How has she not realized that ignoring criticism and teasing is the only way this works?
Tbh, I think she just gets off on playing the victim. I was never around during the scene days, but I have heard that she was actually being harassed and threatened back then, it makes no sense for someone who has actually experienced that to compare these threads to that.
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Kiki. please. you're not allowed to say anything anymore
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Seriously, after all these years she still hasn't learned that you're always going to be criticized on the internet and that the only way to combat it is to pretty much just not give a fuck and/or admit your mistakes and apologize if you've done anything particularly shitty.
Kirsten has never once done either of those things, she's never even recognised any of the multiple shitty things she's done. It's always sweeping it under the rug with her and then putting on a face of ~pure empathetic angel~.
I would be super shocked if she ever came out and apologized but I'd almost certainly have a little more respect for her as long as it sounded somewhat genuine. All the shit she said about Taylor, a completely harmless girl who seemingly hasn't done anyone wrong and certainly not Kirsten, tells me that it will never happen though.
she extended it
>Freedom of speech is not freedom to abuse. Gossip is one thing, but sending threats, spamming me, creating smear campaigns to solicit hatred on false pretenses and sending people to stalk me, my family and friends in real life is another. I don't care if I'm gossiped about, but I do care about being stalked online and in real life and fearing for my life. It's been 11 years so far, I wish these people would leave me, my loved ones and my acquaintances alone. The people who are stalking me now have a headcount - many people have committed suicide after being targeted and harassed constantly by these anons….it's much more than people writing mean things online, it's a witch hunt with malicious intent to ruin their targets lives through power games, constant and persistent harassment, stalking online and in real life, black mail, smear campaigns, threats of violence and more.
They feel a charge off of controlling how others view and perceive their targets in order to silence and isolate their victims. We must support one another and speak out about this. So many suffer in silence out of fear of making their situation worse by "angering" the abusers. Interesting how these abusers reveal personal, private and intimate details about their targets, yet too cowardly to stand by what they do and say with their identities. They say they don't do anything wrong, yet why do they hide?Why do they condemn their targets for things that pale in comparison to their own actions of persistently abusing, harassing and creating smear campaigns on people daily for over a decade?
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sorry, it didn't greentext the whole thing. by "head count" i think she's referring to Frank Wolf and Kadee Konstantino.
i don't know what blackmail, stalking irl, threats of violence, or any of that she's talking about. The only one who has ever made a legit threat of violence towards her, was her.
>>355035>i don't know what blackmail, stalking irl, threats of violence, or any of that she's talking about.
That's because there absolutely are none.
I don't get how she expects anyone to believe this shit. I mean, this is the same woman who literally has a collection of screenshots of every little thing people have said about her over the past 10 years but she has no evidence of people "stalking" and "threatening" her even though it happens on a daily basis.
She said she doesn't mind gossip but she fears for her life etc like, her main concern is being stalked/threatened aka things that haven't happened since 2007
Lmao you're no one to talk about harassment, abuse and stalking, Kaka.
OT but>>355011>the good looking jap boys don't know hardly any english and don't even try
that fucking salt mine right there
that's rich coming from someone willing to marry an ugly guy for a visa.
Sage for typo
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More of Lilou being a hater :^)
calling girls ugly cunts
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Haha, she changed the caption
It's so obvious that its jealousy to hate on gingers while you're a boring mousy brunette/blonde lying about your hair with "copper undertones">>355066
What is the point of it??? Lying about the time she woke up?
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look at this pity party
Did anyone in here even…?
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Feel the tiny sad violins
>>355075>creating fake accounts of me
lel >>355076>I'm their personal punching bag
Gee, reminds me of certain someone who used Taytay and her bf as personal punching bags.
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Shit. Kiki, u ok Kiki? Call ur sperg doctor.>>355084
She probably intends to say that lolcow makes money out of having people come here comment on people's drama>>355086
I see it and then I read stuff like "they want me to kill myself" and wonder if this isn't all projection - like she's this horrible person (towards Taylor, for example) and projects it on people who comment her
I'm also sure that she
was the one telling people to "kill themselves"?
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is she creating insta accounts to comment on her own posts…? there's no way this account is real -.-
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She edited it. Look at her go about self-hatred and projection lol>>355091
Yes this does look like a emotional meltdown where she keeps editing things she said before and goes on long-ass rants about killing herself and whatnot
Wow, she's freaking out. Did she just forget, or choose to forget, that nothing "negative" about her online has been posted by anyone but her or people responding o negative shit/gossip/threats that she and her family posted first
. Nobody forced her and Dakota to cut out paper buckteeth and act like racist crack babies on Stickam. But she doesn't want to admit that's how she used to be and would rather claim she's being stalked 24/7 and getting death threats (that she herself posted here anonymously) because her and her sister are successful and dindu nuffin and everyone is just jealous of how prettt and perfect they are.
She and Dakota made the Stickam videos. She and Dakota were the ones calling people nigger, dyke, faggot, cunt, and telling people to kill them selves and calling them ugly and fat. They were the OG haterzzz, but now that their bullshit has caught up with them, Kiki is scared of being perceived as the one at fault and would rather deny everything and play the victim because then she can pretend she hasn't ever done anything wrong.
that girl shes insulting is actually quite pretty, way prettier than kaka even without any makeup on it looks like. lol. jealous as fuck.
lolou vos has absolutely no right to speak on internet bullying. anytime she does, never forget her tirade here. always bring it up. always make her remember.
>>355100>without heavily projecting
errrrmmmmmmmm i'm gonna hand it to her here. not speaking of everyone, but i've seen a couple of stupid ass anons here and there blatantly projecting. here's one example >>314442
and another >>321091
Lol, no one has ever stalked her IRL. Wasn't it proved that Cathy / Scott did the spray paint thing on their house to show off for RS? And that was in what, 2011? No one has cared about her in years besides us, and no one has stalked, harassed, etc since the days of stickam (which she inflamed by being a sperg and attacking everything in sight.)
We make fun of her. That's literally it. We take screenshots of people's public profiles, which is not only not illegal, it doesn't harm them in any way.
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Diff anon but screenshots because I DAMN TOOK THEM MIGHT AS WELL POST IT
In a more serious note, this looks like a sick joke to suicidal people:
> Kiki takes part in hate sites> goes on tirade against haters when she was the one sending death threats to herself> says she has followers being harassed> most of her followers are sock puppets
so she's basically talking to herself online all the time (as a harasser and follower)> thanks "followers" for all the support
>>355116> They do this in order to say "We don't stalk her! Look she's been stalking XYZ, she's the real monster" when in reality it's a huge game created by them in order to use as a huge divert tool.
She's basically saying admin-Sama created many "fake lolcow anons" of Kiki harassing Taylor et al and posting horrible comments only to be able to blame it on Kiki in order to create more drama to create more revenue for lolcow
The mental gymnastics! !!!
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1/5 (some are here but some ppl did text, this will be the whole thing in photos)
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>>355090>"Why do they want me to kill myself so badly?"
Gosh, what an awful thing to say to someone!
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I cannot believe this delusional bitch is going on some holy tirade about how mean people are on the internet, when she is 100% been the cruelest, most vindictive, and petty piece of trash to ever post here.
>>355090>they cheer and laugh when their targets end their lives
I've been on lolcow since day 1 and don't recall any of the cows committing suicide over our snarky remarks. She wants something awful happens to her in order to feel her eternal victim pity me
role is finally fulfilled.
Kiki's thist for attention is real.
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Proof that she edited the bottle breaking scene caption after reading about how shit her acting was here
OK she edited the end saying she'll be "responding to comments this afternoon to show gratitude" Oh golly Kristen you're so kind in responding to yourself on Instagram comments you brave soul you>>355131
Dude that's morbid. But yeah, if indeed something "bad" happened to her she could finally pin it to lolcow. That's sick.
She would never do that, and I think she knows that if she ever did she'd be even more irrelevant. The only people still licking her ass are the people that are unaware of what she's done, and once they'd realize it they probably wouldn't give a shit about her anymore. And its also been so long, the boat has sailed for any apology even being a little bit sincere.
At least when Dakota made her faux-apology she did it relatively quickly after landing her deal with Bravo and moving to Japan. She also had a brand new fan base that gave no fucks about her scene days. Kiki has nothing but remnants of her scene days in her fanbase. In almost every sappy IG posts she's made there are comments of people saying "I've been following you for 10 years, you're so amazing!" I can't believe there are gullible people out there that still believe the persona she's created.
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These instagram posts reminded me of her old twitter (mmmkikikannibal). So I looked it up and she's still retweeting stuff to the account including this sometime in the last two months.
Don't bother, your comment will be deleted and you will be blocked within 2 minutes after posting.
She's watching her IG feed like a hawk
Oh no please don't. Youll only fuel her claims and most likely scare her off and we'll be doomed to a milk drought like last time
Let's just sit down and enjoy this glorious milk
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if we interfere she'll definitely use it to her advantage, perf for her victim claim. so far there's one negative comment on instagram and it's been up a while suprised she hasn't deleted it, she's definitely read it
You'd be surprised with how far its circulated in the online community tbh. I've seen the farm page get posted on ONTD all the time whenever they have a internet celeb post and she's brought up.
And honestly no one is really looking out for her to care.
She's probably referring to Julie Terriberry (sp?). She was an 18 year-old lolcow who ended up killing herself, and some of the reactions on Kiwifarms were pretty fucked up. >>355143
So many years have passed and she never apologized for any of the shit she did, in order for an apology to still be believable she'd have to cut herself a huge slice of humble pie and make significant changes in her attitude and online personality. She'd also have to be able to be self-reflective and self-critical, but she cannot even take friendly criticism from others so that's not going to happen. The only way I could still see her have an online personality is if she apologized sincerely, fucked off the internet for a couple of years, got therapy and a normal job, dropped the humble bragging and fake love and light attitude, and then returned under a new name and with fresh accounts. Of course people will always hold her past against her if she never owns up to anything and still exploits her past fame.
>>355198>>She's probably referring to Julie Terriberry (sp?). She was an 18 year-old lolcow who ended up killing herself
Since she uses PULL and lolcow rather than kiwi, I think she's referring to Kadee Konstantino ODing / committing suicide. Months after her threads died down - after she stopped fanning the flames by coming onto her threads.
Julie Terryberry was suicidal long before any farmers found her; in fact, it was farmers who reported her cutting and suicide posts to facebook and local authorities after she made those posts publicly and her parents didn't give a shit. Several extended family members who DID care were alerted, but were unable to help her in the end. But all that was kiwis and not here.
I think she's talking about Kadee - who had munchausens and was doctor and script seeking every week - and maybe that one Canadian 14 year old who killed herself years ago after being harassed by pedos after she exposed herself on cam. Neither situation relates to Kiki in the slightest.
it was a post, not a video. Anyways, it was edited several times idk if anyone have a screencap of the original text>>355207
Since kiki tried to pass a bunch of ancient posts from some dead forum as PULL's, it's not far fetched she would try to do the same this time with us and Kiwifarms.
I can't tell if that is a sock-puppet or a legit person.
Also hope it doesn't have to be said but don't reach out to her fans or made post on her instagram. It just adds fuel to the fire that we are stalking and harassing her.
To Keeks, since I know you're reading this: When Kadee died, we threatened to lock the thread if people couldn't be reasonable or respectful, and banned about 10 people who kept mindlessly shitting on her. It's also unknown if suicide was the cause of death, and as far as I know no one has killed themselves as a result of this site. If anyone did, that would be horrible and isn't anything 99% of people here would want or would celebrate.
Since you already seem to be experienced at posting, you are more than welcome to post in this thread (or a new thread just for you to post in, if you want) and defend yourself against "smearing". We can set you up with a special tripcode if you like. We could even temporarily ban overly salty or ad hominem posts to make it less one-sided for you.
Maybe people would be a little more sympathetic towards you if you explained or apologized for your gore spam, self-death threats, abuse and harassment of other girls, and obsession with Taylor instead of denying and ignoring it like a bad politician. It's easy to just dismiss everything as slander when you don't try to address or refute anything actually written at https://lolcow.farm/kiki
. It's 100% correct to the best of our knowledge, but if any of it isn't correct and you can show it, we will change it.
And if you can point out any specific instances of anyone in these threads making false accusations that they present as truth, telling you to kill yourself, trying to silence you and your supporters, or stalking your fans, please link them.
You claim our motive is to fabricate drama for money, but our site makes 0 ad revenue or any other revenue. There are no ads or other forms of monetization. Check the HTML sources if you like. We technically lose money (due to server costs) when more people come here to talk about you.
Hey Keeks, here's some legitimate advice. If you want to be an anti-cyberbullying activist and share your story then cool, but you'll need to get a grip and do it with some dignity and integrity. These unhinged, desperate rants - on your public
profile, no less - are really fucking unprofessional and a fantastic way to get yourself written off as a PR disaster by any industry connection who sees it.
Sage for legitimate advice
>>355265>>These unhinged, desperate rants - on your public profile, no less - are really fucking unprofessional and a fantastic way to get yourself written off as a PR disaster by any industry connection who sees it.
profile used for work. She's using her work account for this mess. Legit advice is legit: you never, ever put anything like this on a work account (or on any social networking site if you're a reasonable adult person… but lets be real, there's a reason why she's still a lolcow, 10 years after her debut.)
I'm thrilled to see this posted. I had my fingers crossed admin or farmhand would post something like this.
Sage for no contribution.
The behavior is also not even remotely that of a guiltless person. A sensible person trying to deny this would've written a few simple sentences like "These accusations are completely false, I did not write any of this, please ignore their vendetta against me" 1 or 2 days after the spergchan reveal.
Instead, she makes a rambling "woe is me" victim complex screed complaining about people "bullying and intimidating her fans" and how mean and awful her haters are, MONTHS after the allegations and evidence have been out there, without specifically trying to deny anything.
If someone made a long ass post about me doing some crazy shit, the very first thing I'd want to do is say it's all lies.
I think she's just now realizing that this is going to catch up to her and can affect her career, and she's in panic mode.
>>355273>I think she's just now realizing that this is going to catch up to her and can affect her career, and she's in panic mode.
I don't think she actually believes any of this shit she's saying about us. If she actually believed we want her to kill herself, she wouldn't have felt the need to anonymously post death threats to herself on here.
This is all just reminding me of that scene in Mean Girls when Regina has a meltdown, writes about herself in the burn book, and goes to the principal with a sob story.
same anon, posted before finished reading all new posts yo
ignore suspicious zapp brannigan
Not being all that good at acting doesn't necessarily exclude you from getting work with bottom-feeder student filmmakers in LA – but being known as an unstable, abusive, lying, intellectual-property-thieving drama queen does.
She got dumped and sent packing from Japan, probably just terrified of getting dumped and sent packing from California too.
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Kiki is never going to come clean and admit anything. it's too embarrassing to admit some of the things she's done. for instance, remember when she made this website about Daniel? along with the website was a youtube account with videos of him with titles like "faggot crossdressing". What's possibly worse for her image is the fact that she spread the link to this website by means of anonymously submitting it to the tumblr of a freelicer. she sent it directly to the haters just to see their reaction. how she is going to explain that part? and aside from the evidence of her writing style, the domain info, the fact that no one else in the planet should have these images, i'm more convinced than ever it couldn't have been anyone but her, because this encircled image in pic related is a myspace conversation that you can see in their archive. Right here, scroll all the way down… actually, in pic related you can even see how Cathy encircled it with a pen like she did to many other screenshots after she printed them. https://archive.lolcow.farm/kikikannibal/kikikannibal.com/2014/07/Melissa-Matluck-Mal-Levy-hate-2006.pdf
God going over all this old stuff… how far up Kiki's ass was Cathy? Holy fucking enmeshment - I'm about the same age now as Cathy was then, and I can tell you that any parent not only approving Kiki's actions, but following down every comment pathway about her and making printouts and faxing them to other parents, is just insane. This isn't how sane people behave. You set limits for your kids, you enforce boundaries, and you protect them -and protection isn't "fight like a 12 year old scene kid on her behalf". It means keeping your kid focused on the shit that matters (school, family, friendships, responsibilities) and helping them realize the bullshit (kid drama) is meaningless in the long run, and to focus their energies elsewhere.
Instead of helping Kiki build elsewhere and teach her none of this mattered, Cathy made this drama the center of her own
world until it was all any of them could see. We always knew that, but seeing it in hard evidence is… bleak.
Oh I think she's traumatized, and that Cathy and Scott exacerbated whatever problems Kiki had and taught her to double down on what ruins her life the most. But Kirsten could have taken the reins at any point and learned - Kota did it, but she was never Cathy and Scott's favorite, so it was probably easier from a point of being neglected by their "care" and that" care" sealed kiki's doom.
But she had a number of chances to disappear, reboot, learn something, move on. If she didn't know how, Kota showed her the way, and she chose to ignore the path. Her destruction is her own at this point.
>>355423>>She's irrelevant and unpopular>>her pics look like shit both candid and shooped>>She looks way worse than Kiki
said, the fuck does any of that salty bullshit have to do with the fact that Dakota had her own interests, got signed to an agency DESPITE Cathy and Scott's meddling, moved away from FL, and has friends, a job, and a long term relationship (because no, she's not paying for that apartment with her Bravo earnings)?
You can not like Dakota or think she's ugly or whatever, but she left her toxic family behind and stopped being a cow. She doesn't engage in online bullshit drama. She doesn't engage when Kiki wants to drag her into online bullshit drama. She doesn't start online bullshit drama. In other words: she grew up more than Kiki or Cathy ever has. Whether she's a shit person or fucked in the head or whatever else is going on with her egregious alien shoops - she's self supporting, away from her family, and doesn't dwell in her MySpace / stickam days.
If Kiki didn't have a shot at being raised right by her parents, she had the example Kota set for how to stop being a cow and move on with your life, while still having an online presence.
So I can put a theory that> Kota is still rotten and threatened by Taylor> Got Kiki to do the dirty work for her> stayed away from drama while Kiki is getting her ass exposed and having meltdowns
Which basically makes Kota a master super villain genius
In other theory,> Kiki is a fucked up person who sees attacking Taylor online as defending Kota> uses it as some form of living vicariously through her sister, maybe?
Either way I get everyone saying how fucked up her parenting was but at this point I just think Kiki is very dependent on her parents and when she sees she's getting hate or feels insecure with her life away from them she goes on these crazy ranting modes
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Somebody needs to give this kitty cat some milk ;)))))))))))))))
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Found this on one of those VK pages, where's it from?
(Also Keeks you really need to find a cupboard to stack your ~recycling~ in)
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way to go, anon
damn, I was gonna say keeks is the kinda spiteful, narcisstic white girl that practices magic, Voodoo and whatever she can get her gremlin hands on and wears dream-catchers for earrings and then I zoomed in … smfh
remember the atrocious giant angel aura jewelry she sported as armor?
bet ya she cursed us all to grow gross exploding vaginas
That was from her instagram story thing. Iirc, it was posted on there last month.
It wasn't really that interesting; it was just a clip of her zooming in and out on her face.
She looks nice here but it's all the warm tone edit that gives her flat hair more dimension and her corpse mug some life. Also, these kitty filters need to go, it's triggering
me and giving me flashbacks of "Willem laughed at this one"
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They've finally finished filming that amazing web series. Also: looks like she is actually using that private Insta account then, since she's tagged here.
I honestly just think Kiki was jealous of Tay and took her anger out on her, while using Dakota as an excuse to do so. She's jealous of Dakota too but she is still her sister, and I'm sure Dakota talked made shit about Taylor because I'm sure she was jealous too. Taylor had a successful modeling career and her Youtube blew up and is in a relationship with a Japanese guy in a nice home. Its everything Kiki + Dakota wanted.
I honestly just think it's funny that she's filming them ~on set, trying to prove this whole acting thing is legit
But I don't think so. It genuinely looks like they like/befriended her.
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>>351177>>WALK THE TALK THE WALK TALK>>354526>>we're talking about the same woman who bought bottled water for a swan nesting 1 ft away from a pond>>354986>>I would love to share more with you but with the Wild West nature of the internet, some people have been extremely abusive
Reading up but this is too fucking good. I changed my mind, the world lost a comedian in her.
About the lashes… It's so pathetic how she's trying to hypnotize her followers / visitors into obsessing over her with this try hard lash episode. It's like she has a flipchart featuring outrageously lame and random ideas on how to make herself into an object of worship post by post. Look at my dull face and surrender to my prime lashes peasants. This girl has no personality at all
It's a "dream-catcher" and some sorta cross with a spider on it / vagina
I only know this sad thing is supposed to be a dream-catcher because this type of design is stupid popular in cheap trinkets
The other pendant is probably just as horrible
I really wish enough people were in on this sperg-chan shit to spam her social media with all the shit she's actually said here.
She'd throw a fit and it'd be hilarious.>Nit pick my butthole :3>oodles of fat daddy's money pumping into her injection filled pussy>guess what? ill come back everyday. every. single. day
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Kaka is triggered because animals are not vegans and don't live in harmony like a fucking Disney cartoon
This is actually worrying to me since she does own a cat. I wouldn't be surprised if she was one of those people who puts their pets on a vegan diet.
Also, it's weird how she changed her name on everything else but twitter.
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i'd never click on a video of a rabbit being eaten, but snakes are carnivores. it would be cruel to the snake to not give it what it eats.
>pic related. vegan lion from futurama
lol what the fuck does she expect carnivorous animals to eat?
but tbh it is kind of weird to film it and post it on internet, but i've seen people do way worse things.
has she even mentioned that there was a hippo in a zoo in El Salvador that was beaten and knifed to death by trespassers? To me thats a bigger fucking issue than people feeding animals.
To be fair, live feeding your animals just for show/edgelord points is pretty retarded. Domesticated animals often have no idea how to quickly and efficiently kill their prey which causes unnecessary suffering to them, and prey still put up a fight and might potentially injure or kill your animal.
Feeding a carnivorous animal vegan food because muh feelings is cruel, but she kind of sort of has a point here.
pretty sure you don't need to be a vegan to have this kind of thing make you sick but I understand you just needed
to get it off your chest didn't you
>>355738>>355736>>355730>domesticated animals arent and have never been predators
we're talking about a snake, not a corgi.
The fact that those people are feeding rabbits to it means it must be a large sake. large snakes need to be fed large prey. whether it's given to it live or pre-killed, it still involves a rabbit being killed for the snake. Honestly, i'd rage if we were talking about someone skinning a rabbit for a coat, but this is natural and it's the way both these animals work, prey and predator. it would be cruel to the snake to not feed it. but i guess some people wanna call themselves vegan while caring more for fuzzy mammals than for cold blooded reptiles.
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She followed a 70's fashion account. I guess it explains her shit sense of style?
lol at kaka acting all triggered
and horrified. Bitch, you get off on gore, don't be such an hypocrite.
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Here's Lilou's replies to people, presumably written while she was sitting around on set. Er, or rather in the couple of seconds she has a day where she's not working really super duper hard.
>go out of their way to stalk someone
You mean… reading your public posts.
>for 11 years
Sometimes I forget about the Ostrenga delusion that we're the same 5 people who've followed her every move since the scene days. Kiki, I watched your Stickam a couple of times back then. And after that, like a lot of people, forgot all about you until Kota's viral fame. And even since then it's been on and off interest. It takes a whole lotta narcissism to seriously believe that anyone has been obsessed with you for 11 years.
>stalking and harassment that bleeds into real life
Examples? There hasn't been any since kids allegedly vandalized your house a hundred years ago.
>I wish they would heal themselves rather than lashing out
>These people love to point the finger and flail others when their treatment pales in comparison to the actions of people they attack
she never left florida in the first place, she is only taking pictures of herself in random places in florida making it look like she is traveling somewhere, also her acting classes were so lame they only lasted a few months, i never saw her liking acting before, so a few months is stupid, no wonder why she can't really act she is just being as pathetic as her music, LAME. Willem Defoe he was in florida in a meet up sinning some stuff for his new project and she went, took a picture and pretended they knew each other, WHAT A LIAR! still she is a snowflake among real artist. NOW that she is posting shit like "This is my new self" "let me be" kind of stuff ins cringey, she just want to make her new "fans" believe she is something worthy o watching and following BUT HONEY, YOU KNOW THAT YOUR ONLY TRUE FOLLOWERS ARE GOING TO BE US, THE LOLCOW AND THE PULL COMMUNITY, NO ONE ELSE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU, YOUR SHITTY ACTING, AND YOUR SO CALLED INTERNET LIFE, loner.
Considering she's recently been tagged in the photos of people who live and work in CA, I'm gonna say she is there or has been at least recently. The acting classes were nothing special though, yes.
>NOW that she is posting shit like "This is my new self" "let me be" kind of stuff
Not really new, she's been doing that for years.