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>>>/snow/1743708The Basic Rundown:
>Jonny craig has a well-documented history of drug abuse and physical/sexual abuse towards his exes. pretty much any woman he comes into contact with, he influences in an overwhelmingly negative way>before his relationship with Sydney England, he had a toxic and drug-fueled relationship with and helped with the downfall of pettuber & fellow cow Taylor Nicole Dean - jonny is her so-called abuser, though it sounds like they were equally toxic in their own ways>after Taylor was forced into rehab, Jonny made it seem like they were going to be back together ASAP. as soon as Taylor broke up with him in rehab, he got with Sydney and started bragging about her, then got her pregnant immediately. >enter SYD, Aka sydsosmall/minnieskins. overdramatic groupie clout chaser who got pregnant with jonny’s heroin baby because she was feeling “old” & felt her biological clock ticking… totally mentally stable choice>since syd gave birth there has been a steady stream of milky shit/stupid drama, warranting her and jonny their own thread, though now they’ve separated, so their threads becoming separate may be inevitable. until then… >Goiter continues his delusional behavior. Cheating on Layna before love bombing her back into submission.>Goiter and Layna inevitably break up.Socials
Jonny-
Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/jonnycraig4l/?hl=enTwitch:
https://twitchtracker.com/thepearlboy4l/clipsTwitter:
https://twitter.com/jonnycraig4LSydney-
Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/minnieskins/?hl=en"Art" Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/skinniemins/?hl=enOF:
https://onlyfans.com/lilthiccghostLayna-
Instagram:
https://instagram.com/wigglewip?igshid=NmNmNjAwNzg=Twitter:
https://twitter.com/lazybani?lang=enOld Milk:
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New Milk:
>No new news regarding his pending felony charge for child endangerment except that he's doing parenting classes so virtue signal that he's doing about 1% of a normal parents role. >Layna confirms schizo poster to be Syd >>1754625>Syd retaliates with a slew of harassment >>1757057 >>1757058 >>1757068 >>1757097 >>1757098>Confirmation Layna still cams >>1758416>JC on a misogyny arc post break up >>1760131 , >>1764476 , >>1764854 , >>1765999 , >>1768017>Anons find Layna has a role in JC's server, assuming they are back together in private >>1766301>Retarded schizophrenic spamming of camwhoring ensues.>JC tattoos his sons name on his face instead of being a decent father and person >>1766818>JC buys a piece of shit car with his vast riches >>1768200 >>1769210>Goiter continues to post ugly thirst traps to lure in a new victim >>1771746 , >>1791541>Syd goes bowling with her man, calls out lolcow >>1777526>JC continues to out himself as being to broke to afford a hotel room, begs fans for places to sleep >>1781582 , >>1791884 , >Resulting in someone stealing Mayor of Spookytowns back pack with thousands of dollars of equipment >>1782713>Enter Big Jess >>1784186 , a new woman who spoke about her and JC's "current relationship" in her instagram stories, fights with trolls >>1784339 and defends her new man >>1784370 . JC promptly untags himself in her post and ignores her.>Cancelled show on the tour >>1792804 gives no reason why.>Spiderhead makes it known he lurks here >>1792990>In walks Drama-chan with some personal milk about JC's asslicker spiderhead >>1794344 , >>1794345>JC and Spiderhead ban Drama-chan from going to the show >>1794348>Butt-buddy Dillion is unsurprisingly a horrible person >>1794822>Drama-chan enters the thread herself and begins spilling some milk >>1795065>Spiderhead proving he's a retarded racist sped in video form >>1795415>Big Jess posts birthday tributes for JC, which he promptly ignores despite reposting all of his other friends >>1795670 , >>1795671>Goiter and Cole are clearly fuming at the remarks made in thread, spergs out in thread in multiple paragraph rants of hatred towards Drama-chan and lolcow >>1796540 , >>1796551Previous Threads:
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No. 1829430
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Syd posted this on Mother’s Day with the caption “M•A•G•U🤍 Nothing means more than your soul choosing mine to be your mom🌙 You are my light & I love you with all that I am #luckymom”
She’s been so quiet on social media. Happy for her. At least she got a cute kid out of all that pain and suffering with Jonny Craig.
No. 1829651
>>1829508Social media isn’t real life, it’s someones life through the lens they want you to see. Obviously she’s not going to post herself being a terrible mom, but that certainly doesn’t disprove the possibility that she is. Like
>>1829485said, storm almost died party by her own negligence and we only knew that through court records. The whole time she was portraying herself to be the bestest mom ever, even pretending to have custody when she didn’t.
No. 1829878
>>1829508Why do you still bring up and talk about Layna camming? Who is cheering for her? Who the fuck cares anymore? Beyond irrelevant at this point. I’m cheering for Syd because she has JC’s baby and I’m hoping that after they’re done with court and lawyers she’ll tell her story and his retarded fans will stop spouting off about him being a good dad. I’d honestly bet Syd’s story of being with JC is horrible and/or just as bad if not worse than Taylors. He was still on drugs, apparently cheating and leaving her constantly, constantly flip flopping from love bombing to talking shit about each other. I’d love to hear our her side of things. I’d honestly be willing to bet the only thing stopping her right now is her lawyer or the judge telling them to stop feuding online. They were talking shit about each other at one point but then abruptly stopped. I’m guessing that’s why.
Btw the grammar in your posts is so bad sometimes it sounds like you think Layna and Syd are the same person, because you’ll be shit talking Syd and then all of a sudden say shit about camwhoring, within the same rant. No one cares about your retarded vendetta.
No. 1829886
>>1829879>it's been said multiple times she's obviously unemployed and likely just uses disability”this tinfoil has been said multiple times”
ok?
my question still stands lol. I wonder if she works. hasn’t been proven either way. I couldn’t imagine her being excited to post about working at Walmart or something. some of you take social media as a direct 1-1 expression of someone’s real daily life.
No. 1830088
>>1830078I feel like after however many years, people pretend to forget how shitty of a person someone is and like them publicly again. Syd needs to tell her story and expose this asshat.
Even without the shitty things he’s done he’s such a cringey and embarrassing fuckwad. I wonder if your friend could smell the halitosis.
No. 1830581
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Sleep paralysis demon or “sober” goiter
No. 1830675
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Is it even worth it to post random beef he posts to his story? It seems like everyday he’s beefing with someone.
No. 1830873
>>1829430their body language says she's moving to paw at him and he's initiating pushing her away. Mom of the year.
>>1830675"Don't you dare ignore me" basically. Goddamn what a loser. I've never before seen someone so intent on not taking responsibility and ownership in their life, choices, and actions. You'd think his entire local scene rejecting him would at least have a little impact on him kek.
No. 1831002
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>>1830581Jonny's teeth lookin like Down the Clown
No. 1832331
>>1832324Syd’s mom is doing 98% of the parenting (including the funding) lbr
she did a shit job with Syd and Storm has garbage DNA on both sides so I’m not holding my breath
No. 1832430
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For someone who claims to read a lot.. he is incredibly bad in stringing sentences that makes sense, terrible grammar and even worse cohesiveness on this word vomit. And this is coming from a ESL-fag kek. do better goiter
No. 1832759
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No. 1832761
>>1832759He’s retarded. People let others come back from mistakes when it’s one or two. Not when it’s multiple decades of despicable behavior that thousands of people have witnessed first-hand and face to face. You can pretend that some of the allegations were lies or fake but you’re such a messy piece of shit, there are too many witnesses to your disgusting choices and behavior towards both men and women, for you to just slip through the cracks again and make anything for yourself again.
I’m so glad this piece of shit went through decades of drug addiction so it was harder to hide his psychopathic behavior. Now it’s going to be easier to hide it, if his sobriety is real, but hundreds of people in the scene haven’t and will never forget the disgusting things you’ve done.
No. 1832837
>>1832478I know she didn't demanded it, but she likely expected it. Everything in her life has been paid for by someone else.
Someone else is bankrolling her doing nothing, and now that person has to bankroll her doing nothing + having a baby with a junkie.
No. 1832840
>>1832758I'm guessing you mean Jordan Blake? I hate how he's doing vocals at Jordan's memorial concert. It's like the devil that got to live singing for the good guy who passed.
>>1832759You begged for Layna, begged to be back in DGD, begged for your teeth from Taylor, begged to be kept in Slaves and you DEFO have begged for heroin consistently for around 15
No. 1832925
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Was browsing a local venue for upcoming shows and saw this.
Might have to take one for the farms and attend.
No. 1833312
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This bitch is a farmer. I have a handful of reasons why. But anyways I think she read here how we said she ruined her body with the retarded lip injections and cheek filler ect. Girl it’s just advice, dissolve it a bit, quit making yourself look like Donatello Versace.
No. 1833482
>>1833329Goiter was commenting her pics lately.
Goiter’s like a truffle dog for women with deep rooted issues and low self esteem.
No. 1833505
>>1833312you gained self worth by taking on a common goth/scene girl aesthetic?
fuck therapy, time for duck lips and a septum piercing the size of a doughnut
No. 1833539
>>1833501I lol'd,
nonnie this is amazing!!
No. 1833827
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>>1833813Depressing that there are hundreds of tweets like this on her sex work account. That doesn’t really entice more people to join your OF?
No. 1833828
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Look at that fried hair and weird scraggly braid in the back.
No. 1833989
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Jonny Craig is genuinely so disgusting.
No. 1834027
>>1833989Whoever she is she’s a queen. LOVE that his friends are starting to strike out with women for the sole reason of being associated with him and his gross past. I can’t believe he’s
still trying to paint the narrative that all his exes are just big meanie lairs. You can say you’re innocent as many times as you want grandma Craig, it won’t make anyone forget all the shitty and
abusive things you’ve done. Tell us more about why you child wasn’t in your custody for the last few years… or is storm just a big meanie lair too?
No. 1834053
>>1834027Storm isn’t a liar but I’m sure he paints it as “just an addicts mistake”. Addicts make many mistakes all the time sure, but every addict doesn’t treat human beings the way Jonny Craig does, with no remorse. He’s sober now, so is continuing to act like the
victim of his exes still just the mistake of an addict?
No. 1834162
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What a fucking bummer it is when women defend known woman beaters.
No. 1834164
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It’s always the fridge shaped girls too
No. 1834276
>>1833989Jesus fucking christ. Well done to that girl that is staying the fuck away from goiter and his cohort of clout-chasers dickbros. This is why he will never ever succeed or make a come back, the refusal to admit that he is an
abusive piece of shit is unnerving! I still remember he told taylor that cheating is not a form of
abusive. kek the only talent this waste of space has is being a gaslight.
No. 1834398
>>1833989>haha my friend lost the girl he was in to because I’m a huge arrogant assholeWhy would he even post this kek. It’s the exact opposite of her loss, she dodged a bullet considering Jonny’s friend sent him this message so they could attempt to publicly shame her for standing up for herself and setting boundaries.
>>1834162Shocking, another ugly sex worker who’s jumping on the women hating bandwagon. He’s literally never going to pick you.
No. 1835155
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>>1835114It’s def the green hair girl, she shared this shortly after he posted the messages
No. 1835319
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JC count your blessings you have expiring clout or your bed would be empty.
No. 1835753
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Bullying a girl because he can’t handle criticism 1/3
No. 1835767
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That girl is objectively way cuter than the ogres he’s been with recently. I’m starting to think Syd was right and he really is a closet fag cause he seems to only be into women that look very manly.
No. 1835776
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>>1835775She also falls under the generic alt girl that he likes - guess it stings that she doesn't like him kek. Also kek @ the jonny fan in her comments. They all look the same.
No. 1835787
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She’s a queen.
No. 1835882
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“I hope ya’ll are slamming this girl” imagine being this upset over someone half your age
No. 1835888
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Her caption KEK
No. 1835913
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>>1835902Maybe she blocked you or something because her account is still up
No. 1836091
>>1835888haha funny how he can get so
triggered over a girl online. im so happy he's seething whilst everyone else laughs. brings joy to my heart
No. 1836184
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Kek looks like he’s officially put a mattress in his living room to fit more bros in to help him with rent. Very almost40yearoldfather of him.
No. 1837335
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What musician is he shitting on?
No. 1837589
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>>1837546I feel like he's the male version of Vicky Pollard.
No. 1837794
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>>1835753Still crying over a woman misspelling his name literal days after the fact keeek
No. 1837807
>>1837794This is quite literally all this man has going on?? Love that for him.
Also he's looking RAPIDLY AGED, yikes.
No. 1838084
>>1838056LMAOOOOOOOOOO
most underrated comment on this thread
No. 1838102
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>>1837335the irony of him posting this when I pulled all these from a singular crowd shot he shared. kek
>>1838056KEK
No. 1838488
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Kek Jonny Craig is desperate for my friend.
No. 1838645
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Drugs
No. 1838894
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No. 1839101
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Looks like there’s some kind of court case or decision over custody happening today?
No. 1839371
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His hairs gonna fucking fall out after bleaching his already fried hair
No. 1839871
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>>1839101Idk but he has a mental health diversion hearing coming up
>>1837794KEEPMYSECRETS is one word!
No. 1840035
>>1839871"Mental health diversion is a pretrial program in California that diverts individuals from the criminal justice system into mental health treatment in lieu of facing a criminal trial or conviction. This is an alternative created for individuals where mental health played a significant part in their alleged crime."
Hopefully the person evaluating already has it in their mind this guy is bat shit crazy.
No. 1840118
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He said “it’s crazy how good looking i am” delusional ass fuck
No. 1840122
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>>1840118New song just says “you are the one for me” over and over again
No. 1840135
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He’s dating Leah(@the.motherwolfe) now kek. Mega Sacramento cunt.
No. 1840137
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>>1840135She looks like a knock off Sonya
No. 1840218
>>1840136>pushing 40thank god he finally found someone age-appropriate
>>1839371spoiler this ffs
No. 1840227
>>1840137 from her instagram she’s a drug addict and a mother, brilliant combo
let the milk flow
No. 1840307
>>1840058It think it can be claimed for addiction problems as well.
>>1840227Jonny relapse arc in 3, 2, 1…
No. 1840483
>>1840462I know we are all here to hate JC obvy And I’m here for it kek but can we get some real milk on this girl? So far it seems like no one has any facts about her except she’s possibly a drug addict ?
and are we looking at the same person I don’t think she looks 40. She’s not cute but she doesn’t look old
We need someone in here that knows her irl and can give something we can use
No. 1840500
>>1840483Some anon in the last thread said they know about her but didn’t have proof. All they said was that she’s a huge bitch and did something shitty to them years ago. No real milk on this chick yet.
I think the opposite. I think she’s very cute but looks older than she is. Looks older than sinya and sinya is older than goiter. Both girls are still cute though.
No. 1840514
>>1840508It’s probably the same
nonny who spammed laynas nudes and they’re hoping they can do something similar to Leah with whatever anons can dig up on her.
No. 1840644
>>1840639I don’t know how else to explain the state of this thread tbh.
It’s weird and sad.
No. 1841676
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Standing on his tippy toes lmfaooo
No. 1842154
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No. 1842318
>>1842208I think he's talking about the explore page which also shows things you might like even though you may never have interacted with it before.
Or it's one of those targeted ads like the wonky eye bitch from Rebel Wigs that gets nothing but hate about her wonky eye and excessive filler and filter use on her ads.
No. 1842430
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>>1842154Bro should be focused on getting his son back. Another hearing coming up later this month
No. 1842758
>>1842430yup. but instead he's getting
triggered by gen z girls on Instagram. priorities are "getting smoke" rather than basic human decency and being a father.
No. 1842931
File: 1686252069060.jpeg (133.42 KB, 1170x1995, IMG_4601.jpeg)
Why does he try so hard to be edgy
No. 1843034
File: 1686262115738.jpeg (304.71 KB, 1284x2279, IMG_4020.jpeg)
And those girls thinking “when I see a 40y/o man with painted nails and a nose chain from hot topic lol stop that shit”
No. 1843196
>>1843034Syds beats no.2
Kek
No. 1843704
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Maybe cos you post retarded memes that usually pick on women.
No. 1843988
>>1843719short guys with tiny peepees are
always so angry at women, like it’s our fault they’re genetically defective little gremlins
No. 1844799
>>1844756like
nonnie above you said, he basically can't do anything of interest without strong songwriters like Swan. in the early DGD days he would turn up to the recordings with no lyrics or melodies. Will and the guys would hum him ideas. you can hear it on the first EP and album. it's chaos but really cool and unique. on his own, he just copies shit he hears on spotify playlists.
No. 1845880
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Oh wonderful he's reached his addiction counselor era. He should also consider becoming a financial advisor!
No. 1845958
File: 1686679292190.jpg (36.24 KB, 392x655, 3F8A6577.jpg)
>Prepare for an influx of pictures documenting my friend having to drive me to pick up my son whom I poisoned and don't do shit for
No. 1846288
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No. 1847223
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>inb4 “hi cow”
But damn, all of goiters exes have such a massive glow up when they get away from him. Syd is looking really good and healthy.
No. 1847294
File: 1686878687651.jpeg (208.29 KB, 1170x2064, IMG_4665.jpeg)
I had no idea these two were friends now but holy shit her face is so fucked up
No. 1847358
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I hate the way this retard uses the deaths of other people to feel special and draw attention to himself.
No. 1847703
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>>1847673It’s insane how much plastic surgery could fuck up your face
No. 1847721
>>1847691He’s going to make it about himself.
>>1847703She probably thinks she looks better in the lower photo because the camera quality and editing to the contrast/brightness/saturation is better.
No. 1847770
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>>1847758Negative Nancy. Syd did a good job of making herself look crazy on Instagram a couple years back, now she’s obviously calmed down and is raising her child.
And she looks much better than any of JC’s current options kek.
No. 1847773
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On spider-heads story.
Jonny:
>I’m saying that’s sensitive information… like my bank account number, social security number, how many wives I have.
You will never have a wife you old hag, no one wants you.
No. 1847777
>>1847758There’s one
nonny in here who wks pancake nips like it’s her job. Skid not acting crazy anymore means fuck all and she definitely didn’t glow up, she looks the exact same as she did when they were together; ugly unflattering hair, a face full of metal, shitty face tats and eyebrows that should land her in jail they’re so visually offensive. Some anons seem to forget the absolutely disgusting things she did and should really read these threads from the beginning.
No. 1847801
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At least Skid is out in the world doing things other than sitting in a small apartment with 8 other dudes. That apartment probably reeks and smells like cat piss. Does Jonny not have any future goals? Other than play to the same tired crowd and get groupie chlamydia pussy? Does he actually think he’s gonna blow up in r&b/rap and get big like Drake or some shit?
No. 1847939
>>1847801I'm genuinely curious if they are going to go on another tour after this one…
No new music has dropped from anyone in years and they are literally running these tours with the same playlists into the ground because they don't have shit else to do.
Is spiderheads la el ever going to let him release music again or like is he going to get a job??
They really have got to see that this is coming to an end if they don't put some shit out like pretty immediately.
No. 1847963
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Leah out supporting her man.
No. 1847976
>>1847777Thank you. Exactly this.
Let’s not forget she left her infant with a junkie and caused an OD. and then chose to stay with him for the clout and was only dumped when she got caught cheating. She’s always been psycho. She learned to keep it quiet because of her current active court case. I don’t believe for a minute she’s changed.
Layna even stated how skid was threatening people with photos of her asshole kek. Idk why some of you are falling for her act.
No. 1848122
>>1847976yea the crazy social media freak outs are redeemable but she baby trapped an active addict because he was famous and then ultimately put her baby’s life in danger in favour of the junkie moid. plus up until January of this year when johnny made a post saying they finally got storm back
>>>/snow/1763365she was pretending she had custody of him, that’s actual psycho behaviour lmao.
No. 1848294
File: 1687035672380.jpeg (153.03 KB, 1170x2246, E34531CA-1756-4A19-9614-E72C9E…)
Goiter and Leah last night, JC holding someone’s baby. Trying to impress his new girlfriend.
No. 1848336
File: 1687040059715.jpeg (172.41 KB, 1170x2052, 99D2B032-26F5-42CE-AD1C-B4BC01…)
Syd is taking care of her child, filling her time with motherly duties, she’s even made overnight oats. She wins.
No. 1848411
>>1848336Over night oats will not even fix one of syds laundry list of issues kek. She should stop denying treatment for her personality disorder and get a fucking job so our taxes can stop funding her.
>>1848376Dunno what the camwhore has to do with anything anyone said. You seem to be really obsessed with layna, do you have a big gay crush or her or something? Maybe you should ask her out
nonny.
No. 1848441
File: 1687054076610.jpeg (31.76 KB, 522x751, F790D723-35CE-4BC9-8C67-C08858…)
Oh shit James Charles was at the show last night!
No. 1848445
File: 1687055013563.jpeg (151.96 KB, 1170x2070, 727BDEBC-17AC-4044-B7F7-F4EC66…)
His place looks absolutely trashed and disgusting. Like a trap house. And they allow Storm in that environment?
No. 1848546
>>1848543oh nvm. Sydney England and Jonny Craig neglected their kid so badly, he poisoned
himself with fentanyl. much better!
just can’t decide if it would be better or worse if she were high
No. 1848701
File: 1687104503234.jpg (29.57 KB, 600x691, 080-2108459078.jpg)
>>1848336> she’s even made overnight oats. She wins.never once on earth, has a bad person EVER eaten overnight oats or posted nice things on insta. it just can't physically occur.
No. 1848991
File: 1687137759860.jpeg (137.83 KB, 1170x2073, D7CDF915-4559-4C3F-9747-116254…)
Cry me a river. It’s your fault.
No. 1849002
>>1848991Fatherhood but make it a threat. I don't even follow this thread but this is so unhinged
get out of my way so I can be with my kid on Father's Day! proving why he isn't. It's not supposed to be a day of violence kek
No. 1849006
File: 1687139955265.jpeg (158.17 KB, 1188x2021, 52E6A500-DEBE-41F8-9C9A-450587…)
syd saying she’s proud to be storms mom and dad
No. 1849017
>>1849006>>1848991Both posts are equally performative for social media and beg for asspats . Still lame parents using a platform to prove how great they are. The proof is in the court proceedings, and also the heart problems Storm faces. The evidence of the parenting will show more clearly later on in regards to the kid’s intelligence and behavior. Its obvious they post to prove the haters wrong. Its not about Storm; hes a prop and tool to both of these pathetic shitheads.
I have felt bad for that child since day 1 of pregnancy news.
I really hope he finds a better support system as he grows older.
No. 1849108
File: 1687152901354.jpeg (159.74 KB, 1170x2189, B14F28D6-4B58-4687-9311-5FB7C0…)
No. 1849180
File: 1687163758647.jpeg (74.5 KB, 1170x2050, 601807B3-14C5-4325-89C6-917E3D…)
His new gf must think he’s trying his best. Can’t wait for her to snap into reality and see how he is hardly giving it even a half try.
No. 1849753
File: 1687227771852.jpeg (68.44 KB, 1170x2070, E5195766-9517-4EE9-9D9E-085EA6…)
JC’s gfs post
No. 1849995
File: 1687274070171.jpg (49.7 KB, 1080x1920, 11565595.jpg)
Can't drop $100 on his son but ok.
No. 1850049
File: 1687278852537.jpeg (193.96 KB, 1284x2653, IMG_4479.jpeg)
>>1849995Does he think this makes him look good??
No. 1850050
File: 1687278892794.png (275.81 KB, 1170x2532, IMG_4705.png)
Here they go again
No. 1850062
>>1850049These idiots should not of been allowed to have their son back. Also it very much sounds like skid is making Jonny pay to see storm.
Maybe I’m wrong but she said
>no visit keep the moneyAnd he says he’ll turn around and go home (presumably from picking up storm) once she sends the money back….
No. 1850135
>>1847770Why does she always hold an invisible cheerio in her mouth? It makes her look like she’s trying way too hard and I’m worried a bug might fly in there cause you know she takes 209 pictures before posting 1 of them. She is, after all, a complete and total narcissist like her baby daddy.
>>1848336I am convinced the Sydney wk is Sydney. Praising her for having someone take a picture of her with a horse, making overnight oats, and “motherly duties” is such a Sydney dog whistle. Girl, you ain’t got no one else but your baby that loves you and nothing to do with your time but larp online about being a #hotmom when in reality your OnlyFans tanked so you still have to use SNAP benefits to make your monthly #healthyhotmom overnight post. Hold onto Storm, use him for clout online while you can, and continue poisoning of his brain against his dad as punishment for being dumped rather than for you son’s protection, but he’s still gonna grow up to look just like Jonny and will leave you too one day.
>>1850049I’m assuming she still equates money with love then? If she contributes $0 to Storm because no employer can tolerate her, and our taxes likely fund all her hobbies and motherly duties, does that mean Sydney loves him $0 compared to Jonny’s $100 and our contributive tax dollar amount? Sydney brain is so confusing and contradicting, like a true flailing retard.
No. 1850143
>>1850116Goitre obviously wants this painted as he’s the
victim but also at the same time threatening his baby mama. As usual it stinks. There is no way skid is extorting him haha for $100 or more for that matter. He’s supposed to pay child support. We all know goitre is is using his precious cash hoard as leverage against her. Why else would he go off in tantrum and post a text about it. He thinks $100 is a big deal when he has to give it away but it’s nothing when he’s spending it on his cheap designer clothes or boasting to us how much better he is than we are. He’s court ordered visitation and no doubt child support Skid can’t be extorting him. He wishes. Just dead haha keep it coming goitre
No. 1850239
>>1850049kek, perfect fucking timing. $100 is something to alot of ppl, but for someone that's always talking about his money and just spent "10k on merch" this is hilarious. Anyone that actually has money or even a steady income and cares about their child would let her have it and be done with the conversation because, in the end, it's just $100 and you get to see your son. The fact he actually told her to send it back is so funny. His rant on "getting what he worked for and paid for" is so telling. He's equating a living, breathing human being to an object that he purchased. What the fuck? "I'll show you what an absent father is" kek. He's one of those petty pos guys that wants shit like receipts for your child support to nickel and dime shit cuz he's a broke loser. He'll do everything except give her $100 and wake up at 5am. Yep,
>>1849180 dude definitely is "trying his best". What a fucking joke
No. 1850427
File: 1687315519698.jpeg (312.99 KB, 1170x2080, 5FA09B26-84D5-4D58-9F28-674B96…)
Just gonna focus on his failing solo career instead of growing up and being a father.
No. 1850800
File: 1687378603731.jpeg (586.64 KB, 1284x2282, 1B48AE24-71DC-44A3-9C3A-ED93B8…)
No. 1851192
>>1850049Kek I miss this.
I hope everyone who thought skidmark was a new happy, positive, and changed person, touched grass after reading this exchange. People don’t change and social media is a lie. They’re both disgusting people and always will be.
No. 1851360
File: 1687464737501.jpeg (40.41 KB, 1170x317, 7EB1C060-E9EE-4B1C-9602-060E9E…)
I knew she’d be the type of cringe single mom to post this kind of crap on Father’s Day. But It’s almost a step up from her obsession with Jonny Craig famous musician being the father. That’s right girl just separate yourselves from him completely like the first baby mama. You’ll be happier that way.
No. 1851573
File: 1687493380149.jpeg (246.76 KB, 1284x2312, IMG_4586.jpeg)
Eye fucking himself to all 140 fans on live
No. 1851632
File: 1687514660781.jpeg (177 KB, 1170x2080, 2838C496-FDA8-4993-82BB-F5FECC…)
always says this shit. time is ticking gramps.
No. 1851633
File: 1687514721606.jpeg (177 KB, 1170x2080, 2838C496-FDA8-4993-82BB-F5FECC…)
always says this shit. time is ticking gramps.
No. 1851751
>>1851632>they can try and push me outyou pushed yourself out, you prick
you have gotten so many second and third and fourth chances and threw them all away
No. 1851779
>>1851751The fact he plays the
victim and thinks it’s everyone else’s fault his career is in the shitter speaks volumes. Cope harder johnny.
No. 1852075
File: 1687573348703.jpeg (59.66 KB, 1170x2080, 4DE26A85-BA43-4303-A7AE-5772B6…)
No. 1852479
File: 1687634544920.png (37.62 KB, 907x325, kekekeke.png)
No. 1852505
>>1852413tbh I think
>>1852179 is just a larping farmer trying to bait replies and you're all falling for it.
No. 1852899
>>1852814still funny tho
>>1852484 kek
No. 1852988
File: 1687714458318.jpeg (73.15 KB, 1170x2080, C830B397-9EA6-403C-91A2-D920D5…)
No. 1853955
File: 1687837348524.jpg (56.43 KB, 1170x2080, 356271276_1970091110043798_712…)
Cringe.
No. 1853959
>>1853955Isn't this father of one (two?) In his what, late 30s/early 40s?
He need to logg the fuck off social media because this is hard to watch
No. 1854013
File: 1687845552377.jpeg (185.06 KB, 1170x2080, 39CE37A0-A10B-4A67-BD3F-A38014…)
No. 1854457
File: 1687897664482.jpeg (87.25 KB, 828x1719, IMG_9400.jpeg)
Karma is working hard to keep goiter miserable, you love to see it
No. 1854615
File: 1687914866284.png (96.79 KB, 345x556, yuck.PNG)
His new merch.
"I went to the jonny craig show and all I got was serenaded and everything else I've ever wanted & more." on a little pink crop top.
Kind of creepy. May as well say "and all I got was a sore throat and the clap".
No. 1854814
Reading through the old threads again and man, JC threads used to be the absolute best, even a year ago. This Syd rap and the replies have me in tears right now
>>1314256JC needs to date someone publicly again because only someone this embarrassing would be willing to do that and I miss the Syd era.
There's something so hilarious about her posting that rap in-between meltdowns about her "rotten goblin vomit face" and attacking every female fan of JC. Along with weird unhinged videos of her and JC.
No. 1855064
File: 1687990137463.jpeg (42.69 KB, 1170x2080, AEB11EF7-DB6A-40CB-9E3A-B95CE1…)
Syd’s story 3 hours ago. I wish she’d just say what’s on her mind instead of posting these retarded acronyms. What’s even the point if no one knows what they mean.
No. 1855074
>>1855064Imma stir the pot and say that the second one means "watch your back".
This is my tinfoil cope and I'm sticking to it
No. 1855088
File: 1687993394970.png (782.13 KB, 1284x2778, IMG_4921.png)
do you guys think he made them pose like that so he looks tall
No. 1855096
>>1855080kek.
>>1855064they are made for each other. both posting nonsensical vague crap.
No. 1855829
File: 1688115383843.jpeg (24.72 KB, 1170x2080, 220027DD-FB88-4ECB-930D-B8F266…)
JC
No. 1855831
File: 1688115424537.jpeg (95.75 KB, 1170x1339, 5C4FBD15-44A8-4448-B35B-1AF0CE…)
>>1855829Is he talking about his show? Because it looks like 20 people showed up.
No. 1855873
>>1855860i play in a shitty local band that gets 200 people to a show.
crowd sizes aren't dick sizes bruh, you can't just add 3 inches onto your shrivelled acorn just because you want to.
No. 1855912
>>1855876Would you rather he be online obsessing over someone who has no idea they even exist like everyone here? Hard KEK
every single person in here is 100x more pathetic for that reason alone
No. 1856051
>>1856038And yet somehow I’m still getting the “pathetic” impression from you even after your astounding explanation.
Interesting how that works…
No. 1856073
>>1856051Most nonnies use this website while taking a shit, it doesn’t take anything away from our real lives. You however, according to your obvious unsaged posts, have been sitting
on this website and posting for
over four hours kek. Stop being such a loser and get a life.
No. 1856080
File: 1688155095795.jpeg (69.63 KB, 602x471, main-qimg-e0c802e3a329cd721c2b…)
>>1856064>>1856051T. Napoleon Complex
No. 1856107
>>1856073saging my posts would imply that I care about a shit thread like this… even the admins don’t care enough about these threads to sage them so please tell my why I would
So are you sucking my dick or…? You can pretend it’s JCs since you want it in your mouth so bad
(retard) No. 1856299
File: 1688177688395.jpeg (Spoiler Image,80.38 KB, 865x978, C040E9F3-6A47-4492-A23C-780AA8…)
Faggot spider-head. KEEPMYSECRETS
No. 1856404
>>1855926Newsflash goiternon, alot of us are here because of taylor. Not even the “peak of your career” during the chelsea and amanda era warrant you a thread here. Its honestly ironic that you are even here because of taylor and not your milky
abusive ass. Its just still funny to watch you keep spiralling further even when you’re sober.
No. 1856406
>>1856210Kek yes and I wonder how many times goiter boy has moan about bullies on lolcow in front of his spooderhead and balls licking posey.. the way that this site has him on a chock hold.
Lmao what a successful thriving musician he is
No. 1856423
>>1856306This is so sad
>>1856417Taylor this is what he thinks of you. Take the goggles off.
No. 1856709
File: 1688248616794.jpeg (25.26 KB, 320x317, IMG_9058.jpeg)
>>1856299He looks like the goblin from Legend.
No. 1857454
>>1857421Yes, they make a lot of posts of each other. Well he does. She's probably still scoping for someone more famous. The emo fag even posted her hanging out with his son and they've been together for 5 minutes.
>>1857449Agreed. JC probably never heard of the word before Layna.
No. 1857746
File: 1688430193582.jpeg (918.4 KB, 4095x2304, 9673B750-2B11-4209-A554-3CD384…)
looks sober
No. 1857889
File: 1688446867600.png (23.69 KB, 363x627, the.motherwolfe.PNG)
>>1857829>>1857822she hears you nona
No. 1857906
File: 1688450017873.png (216.8 KB, 206x449, keepmychlamydia.PNG)
>>1856299KEEPMYSECRETS is in his goiter era. Getting fat as fuck.
No. 1857912
>>1857907>ooga booga mfKEK I can't.
The saddest part is they have an inflated ego because ugly socially rejected ogres will fuck them because they make trash music no one likes.
No. 1858378
File: 1688520748403.jpeg (1.05 MB, 3465x3465, C35B7ED9-B7CE-44B8-AC13-60A111…)
Maybe goiter will get back with his baby mama. He’s into all that woo woo 444 11:11 shit now like her.
No. 1858392
>>1858385Samefagging but did he really get caught self posting
>>1856417that’s
golden No. 1858481
File: 1688541828876.jpeg (2.48 MB, 1284x2334, IMG_5154.jpeg)
Chicken unseasoned just like his music, bland
No. 1858482
File: 1688541900002.jpeg (1.87 MB, 1284x2290, IMG_5155.jpeg)
>>1858378He even called her “mommy”
No. 1858552
>>1858388100%. Goldfish brain
>>1858481cheap white meat, just like goiter
No. 1858990
>>1858795You're right Kek.
What happened w Mr Big Boy Pimpin reading anime?
I tought he was all about Dat life
No. 1859236
File: 1688654386824.jpeg (1.5 MB, 1170x1698, 5E9440DB-72DE-4035-87EE-0D255B…)
He looks like such a beta faggot next to a more alpha looking male.
No. 1859483
File: 1688690614168.jpeg (98.48 KB, 828x539, 897BD5F7-9E37-47CE-A773-BA6544…)
Meh, he’ll become an actual potato and watch below deck for the rest of his life like his boys, give it time guys! this one checks out
No. 1859567
File: 1688703581909.jpeg (26.73 KB, 1284x2282, 5111AB6D-3906-457D-9557-F3E95E…)
Leah he’s out getting his dick wet while you feed his cat. I’d make sure he gets tested before you hop on it again when he gets home.
No. 1859736
File: 1688740337191.jpg (312.35 KB, 1284x2282, croc of shit.JPG)
>>1859628Here’s what you’re referencing. Next show’s in Indianapolis, so he’s certainly showing her the glitz and glamor of the rockstar life kek.
No. 1859743
File: 1688740799561.jpg (186.09 KB, 1169x962, comeback? more like cum back.j…)
the capacity of his next venue lmaoooo
No. 1859748
File: 1688740998975.jpeg (502.22 KB, 1170x2010, IMG_5411.jpeg)
>>1859628She’s a hairdresser
No. 1859764
File: 1688744131164.jpeg (391.64 KB, 1169x1398, IMG_5416.jpeg)
To end the debate on Leah’s age, she’s 31-32
No. 1859810
>>1859799I think it’s the deep lines on her face. The nasolabial folds and the hollow cheeks.
She dress like a 17 year old zumiez employee though.
No. 1859813
File: 1688753594971.jpeg (1.19 MB, 3465x3465, A1DB8453-5494-4080-A73C-93CA12…)
>>1859810She look older than sinya and sinya is 39.
No. 1859900
File: 1688769870470.jpeg (236.55 KB, 1170x2080, 2CED6DB3-AFCF-45D7-B36E-BFA992…)
The overpriced bs Skid buys with Jonny Craigs hard earned cash because she won’t get a job.
No. 1860061
File: 1688789783521.jpeg (886.57 KB, 1284x2778, IMG_5210.jpeg)
“hope you do more than sit in a trailer” better than the time he spends with goiter
No. 1860368
>>1860061Wow another year of dead beat dad instagram posts in place of actually seeing his child.
>I would give you the world if I was there But you’re not there. You prioritized playing a shitty ”concert” over spending irreplaceable time with your child. On top of that the performative instagram birthday post seems like a petty attempt to shade skid more than an actual genuine birthday wish which is ironic because as awful as she is at least she’s actually seeing him on his birthday.
No. 1860381
>>1860368the best part is anons were speculating he flew leah out to see him
>>1859736but god forbid he flies home for a day or two to see his son on his bday. Spending time with your situationship > spending time with your son on his bday. nobody will ever convince me he actually gives a singular fuck about that kid beyond what being a dad does for his new sober man image.
No. 1860406
>>1860061"Wish I could be there"
You can be there you drooling retard. But in reality it probably doesn't make a difference to the kid considering they DO NOT have a bond. At all. In reality they have barely spent any time together at all.
No. 1860435
>>1860061>I'd show you the world on your birthday instead of letting you sit around opening presents you'd probably loveGoiter has literally bought this kid stuff he wants not what storm wants before, why do I suspect the birthday bash around town he'd give storm is a trip to some band hangout that coincidentally happens to be goiter's fave place? If not just a shopping trip for supreme and other trash.
If Storm gets even one gift in that trailer park he actually wants and would enjoy this birthday is automatically better than anything goiter would give. He could have bought the kid a bunch of Lego sets with the price he spent on designer shoes the kid'll outgrow soon last time he tried to buy the kid's love
No. 1860437
File: 1688847111622.jpeg (354.6 KB, 1170x2032, DFAFBA7F-9CC2-46BC-B54B-832DC0…)
Things Jonny can’t do on his sons birthday: spend time with him, hug him, give him gifts, wish him a proper happy birthday
Things Jonny can do on his sons birthday:
Use it to try and get more plays on his friends shitty music.
No. 1860496
>>1860061Im not normally one to take syds side but this comes off like he’s insecure about not being able to see storm so he’s bashing syd for how she’s celebrating to feel better about not being there himself. “I can’t do any better but I can diminish others actions so my inaction looks better!” Gross narc behaviour.
>>1860435Also a small family get together opening gifts and celebrating at home sounds like a pretty normal birthday for a toddler? I really don’t get what’s so horrible about that lol.
No. 1860630
File: 1688862198419.jpeg (328.59 KB, 982x1702, FAF11180-BC86-4168-AE5C-373362…)
>>1860381yea, he flew her out there. according to
>>1860518 he doesn't even have any shows for a few days so he absolutely could've flown home to see storm he just didn’t want to. he in his
deadbeat dad era fr.
No. 1860717
File: 1688868982903.jpeg (372.2 KB, 1170x2079, IMG_5008.jpeg)
Fired back
No. 1860781
>>1860717She’s absolutely right. That’s disgusting he flew out Leah. Could have 100% seen his son on his birthday. But love-bombing and manipulating his next girl comes first.
You’d think after getting Storm taken away he would do anything to spend a birthday with him. I wonder what Leah thinks of that. She’s a single mother. Or maybe she a narc too.
No. 1860814
>>1860061Remember when Storm was born and Jonny said he was going to keep him mostly private because he “didn’t want to flash him around like a pair of shoes”? lmao
>>1860781A single mother who ditched her kid to hook up on Jenny Craig’s bar crawl tour in bumfuck Michigan
No. 1861083
>>1859719sorry, this
>>1859643 was in reply to
>>1859483 No. 1861189
>>1860402Yeah that tells you he probably planned to see him and she wouldn’t let him. now they get to publicly fight about that kek
She’s no saint though guarantee she simply wouldn’t let him see storm for his bday if she didn’t have to and I doubt he just didnt schedule shows around those days for shits and giggles
Don’t forget they are both equally shitty parents
No. 1861290
>>1861213goitre claims they have 50/50 custody but i think it’s strange that syd has had him every single holiday, even Father’s Day. this text of her turning him away
>>1850049makes me wo see if he doesn’t have any kind of custody at all. If he had partial custody I don’t see how she could turn him away from picking up storm if it was part of the legal arrangement. he’s never had the kid overnight despite buying him a bed and only ever seems to spend a few hours at a time with him. just tinfoiling but the whole thing seems off and not like any 50/50 custody situation I’ve ever seen.
No. 1861362
File: 1688963228366.jpeg (35.7 KB, 1284x2283, 64F1402E-8A3A-4F35-A386-E8E75B…)
KEK. He didn’t even fly out his girlfriend for the shows, just their days off. Can’t have her cock blocking?
No. 1861560
File: 1689005954077.jpg (17.87 KB, 1080x1920, download.jpg)
Oh Syd. Never change.
No. 1861656
File: 1689018113696.jpg (250.92 KB, 1284x2282, beautiful.jpg)
No. 1861666
File: 1689019745293.jpeg (831.15 KB, 828x1710, IMG_9699.jpeg)
Kek im dying, who made jonny paid 10k for this ugly ass merch??
No. 1861667
File: 1689019871385.jpeg (31.38 KB, 500x500, IMG_9700.jpeg)
This has to be my favourite - the 2000s design, goiter in a shitting position and the little sparkle next to him to top the fugliness of it all. Way to flush 10k down the drain on this shit
No. 1861676
File: 1689021109366.png (628.92 KB, 615x495, lololo.png)
>>1861667squeezing one out
No. 1861678
File: 1689021371911.jpg (205.51 KB, 1200x1427, Screenshot_20230710-162119_Bra…)
>>1861666So it seems like these guys just print what you give them or open webstores if you already have a product. Guessing goiter took the t-shirt printing option so he sent them designs and bought 10k worth of merch. I'm guessing they have a minimum buy on his part to make it worth it, wouldn't be surprised if 10k was the minimum. Do any nonnas have experience in t-shirt merch and printing prices? I'm curious if he bought only like 1000 shirts at 10$ each and if he'll make this back at all.
Also I'm curious if he designed this, stole from previous designs, or paid someone on fiver
>>1861676Kek, I hope this is incorporated into the next thread pic
No. 1862040
>>1861666Idk why but the first design with the random circle photos, highlighting different parts of the car(apparently the same single headlight twice), has me in actual tears.
It’s giving trailer park t-shirt dress
No. 1862090
>>1861408>layna said sokek layna is a documented liar. for example, gets caught camming on here, immediately tweets "bruh i just got fired"
someone on twitter even asked if she was okay and she said yeah but she got yelled at or something. people who lie about shit that never happened are weird as fuck and probably have a personality disorder
>>1861447ah yes, hairdressing is contributing to society big time. and from the screencap above she doesn't even reply to all her messages about it. but yes, thriving and contributing hairdresser to society, what ever would the world do without her?
>>1861667THIS CANT BE REAL
No. 1862131
>>1862090>gets caught camming on here, immediately tweets "bruh i just got fired"this sounds like a very obvious joke if you’re not autistic.
also hairdressing is a great career and someone needs to do it. you sound like a mentally ill JC stan for these nitpicks on his girlfriends.
No. 1862140
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jonny's new band
No. 1862321
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leah's story
No. 1862387
>>1862348He bought a car he can't drive and spent 10k on ugly merchandise that 100% will not sell. Truly a king building a better future for his son - a future he almost didn't have because he poisoned him with fentanyl. How Goiter can even live with himself let alone have the ego he has is beyond me
Literally everyone personal and professional in the area hates him, minus a couple of other fellow burnouts. Narc delusion is a helluva drug.
No. 1862501
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No. 1862505
>>1862501Kek well done
nonny! Also some would say the ugly ass cap was photoshop but nope that clown wear it like that.
No. 1862695
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Can someone help this manlet dress himself.
No. 1862696
File: 1689131324160.jpeg (781.88 KB, 1284x2013, IMG_9233.jpeg)
>>1862695Same anon but he really went all out for his show tonight! Such flash. So red carpet.
No. 1862985
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Leah’s story. The audio is “I thought you were a piece of shit, honestly I thought you were an asshole”.
I wonder if she read the anon in here who said she’s a major cunt.
No. 1863687
>>1862501Lol I love how you used my dumb gopnik version of Jonny for this
>>1863637Taylor just didn’t have a drivers license. She had a car and would drive high with Jonny in the passenger seat all the time
No. 1863734
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He will literally contribute money to anything but his son (except fent).
No. 1863747
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none of his exes is a successful woman? i wonder if Goiter is the trauma factor kek
No. 1863753
File: 1689271494331.jpeg (52.58 KB, 1179x2096, 70AE0465-9D55-4AD1-91CA-1884F6…)
>>1863734Spider-head posted this, I have a feeling they’re mocking someone or it’s a dumb joke.
>>1863747No one cares.
No. 1863974
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Jonny’s posting on threads about how he’s going to buy a house and isn’t a deadbeat.
No. 1863977
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No. 1863981
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He’s just a pussy because whenever he tries to come for anyone he makes an ass out of himself.
No. 1864769
File: 1689415128585.jpeg (1.1 MB, 1170x1439, 4074855A-3981-4F86-B10B-7BB89B…)
inb4 someone calls me Skid but I think the difference between her photos with Storm and JC’s say a lot. Storm always looks close and smiling and comfortable with Skidney, and with goiter he’s always pulling away or doing an awkward forced smile.
There’s better example pics of Skid and Storm where it’s more obvious but kind of pointless to post since I’d have to scribble over his face. Anyway saging for non-milk. Just my two-cents.
No. 1864833
>>1864591this is embarrassing “hobby musicians doing something on weekends” level shit
it’s hard to remember this dude was in successful, internationally touring bands when you see this amateur nonsense
No. 1864961
File: 1689442112935.png (10.89 KB, 924x86, kek.PNG)
>>1864596There are so many comments like this on the music video.
No. 1865292
File: 1689477987477.jpeg (281.75 KB, 1284x2282, 92B67AEC-A0DB-4E40-86C6-C0A1D9…)
Home girl flew home before even attending a show and is now posting about her feelings getting hurt.
No. 1865425
File: 1689494211157.jpeg (280.4 KB, 828x454, IMG_9767.jpeg)
>>1865204The goiter nickname started when he gained weight while being a fat junkie during the skid era. Its really funny to see how far his “jawline” extended and disappear based on his tattoos. Exhibit A
No. 1865724
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The comments are killing me
No. 1866259
>>1866198keep my secretions im assuming
haha the video has been up for 2 days and it only has 5k views and 395 likes. really thriving goiter. looks like your "dying meth head" ex is still getting more views than you.
No. 1866688
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Is he calling his music "underground" now?
No. 1866819
File: 1689617765788.gif (1.71 MB, 600x331, IMG_5636.gif)
>>1864591The way he flexes the teeth Taylor bought him lmao
No. 1867307
>>1866881Ima rip MY eyes out watching that garbage and spider face is very unpleasant to look at. Not entirely his fault I guess, but he’s not doing himself any favors
With that being said, it really is a shame that JC has wasted the natural talent he has. Even in that absolute bore of a song, you can hear the remnants of a great voice. Dude just doesn’t know what to do with himself if it’s not making music - but he has burned so many bridges and surrounds himself with such bottom of the barrel people that he can’t get a leg up. He needs time off (that he probably can’t afford), time with his kid, lots of therapy, and to really be a different person if he has any chance. But nah he will keep banging his head against the same wall, trying to break through it.
No. 1867359
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>>1866819i wish taylor never paid for his teeth
No. 1867592
File: 1689720878205.jpeg (114.82 KB, 681x676, B9AEDD51-D838-4A88-BD3D-ED0AA6…)
>>1867359Why. Can never unsee.
No. 1868156
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No. 1868309
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oh no someone hurt cobwebs feelings
No. 1868614
File: 1689915726073.jpeg (71.62 KB, 412x758, E94BF4C3-6116-4863-AF6E-5A92ED…)
KEEPMYSECRETS got his heart broken so bad he turned into a fat lesbian
No. 1868629
File: 1689920800875.jpeg (597.72 KB, 1170x2015, IMG_0874.jpeg)
Skidmark’s creepy ass toes
No. 1868631
File: 1689920908709.jpeg (6.23 KB, 140x249, IMG_0874.jpeg)
>>1868629Looks like Storm’s feet. Goiter and Skid both got ugly feet
No. 1868746
File: 1689942288019.jpeg (681.88 KB, 828x1467, IMG_9828.jpeg)
All the samples playing through the stories sounds boring and really basic. The remaining 20 fans that jonny has claiming “but his voice” needs to get their ears check out
No. 1868881
>>1868877He is. Lol
>>1868840“perfecting” u gna keep exposing urself haha its okay you can appreciate them. even like them!
No. 1869006
this thread is just lame and embarrassing at this point
bald cancer girl makes up 80% of the posts im convinced
then the rest are from turtlemom and some
of jonny’s exes or ppl who know the cows irl, shit is just pointless, nothing he does is even milky, nothing is interesting about this man at all
i cringed of embarrassment when i saw one of you dumb hoes suggest this thread in the celebricows thread for “interesting milk” or something along the lines of “one of the milkiest cows on lolcow”
its the same shit all year long, be an absent father, talk shit on his ig stories, flex ugly outfits and purchases, starts dating a pathetic e-girl, cheats on all his girlfriends, fights with baby mama, goes on tour filling up not even a 1/4 of any venue while also fucking random groupies every night, contacts chlamydia and other diseases regularly, promotes shitty ass music
like i genuinely dont understand why the fuck anyone pays attention to him anymore, let alone stalks him, unless you have personal ties to him or spiderweb
most of the “milk” in here is just calling out how fucking ugly him and spiderweb are
i miss when this thread was frothing with milk. now its just a place for autistic stalking and vendetta posting for pathetic girls that got their feelings hurt by one of these cows or people just to witness him embarrass himself which is so predictable, he embarrasses himself the same way every year.
ii hope this thread doesnt consume anyones life cos when u think about it, its really sad how much these cows live in your head rent free. thats just a sad existence. ive been hoping for awhile this thread will get interesting again but its quite literally never going to happen, its already hit its peak a long time ago, just look what happened to taylors thread… idk rant over
No. 1869079
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KEEPMYSECRETS made his own fanpage on Instagram that’s so embarrassing. And no I’m not a vendetta poster that knows him, I just think he’s a cringe factory even worse than JC, just hasn’t been around as long and with zero talent. Matching abusive qualities though.
No. 1869083
>>1869080He has groupies that will fuck him because of his past success and to say they did. But I doubt he’ll be able to find anyone that wants to actually be in a relationship with him. Other than bottom of the barrel despo‘s like Athena was. Or mentally stunted autists like Layna.
But I doubt he cares, he has spider-head to cuddle with and cradle his dick at night. All of his emotional needs and love can go towards his home boy cause, like Skid said, he’s a closet fag.
No. 1869161
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No. 1869254
File: 1690012777794.jpeg (324.28 KB, 1284x2637, IMG_5835.jpeg)
If he means overnights as in Storm staying the night at his crammed apartment with 7 other dudes…I’d rather sleep in a trailer with Skid
No. 1869375
File: 1690053324557.jpeg (1.21 MB, 1170x2072, IMG_2763.jpeg)
You look like a little boy who got into his mom’s accessory drawer… but ok.
No. 1869376
File: 1690053746957.jpeg (353.42 KB, 1170x1683, IMG_2762.jpeg)
Ok I’ll give you a tip — literally anyone with a functioning long-term memory and/or ears that can hear will be on this list.
No. 1869379
File: 1690053962525.jpeg (1.19 MB, 1170x2069, IMG_2764.jpeg)
Wow what a crazy turnout. There must be at least 3000 people in that crowd. /s
No. 1869548
>>1869375he looks like the lucky charms leprechaun cosplaying as Gilligan
if only delusion were money
No. 1869907
File: 1690156458605.jpeg (Spoiler Image,73.18 KB, 393x514, IMG_2772.jpeg)
It’s the baby bump and dainty thigh gap for me.
No. 1870366
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Sold out but you still have time to lurk on this thread.
No. 1870368
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Hemorrhoid posted this with her boyfriend and his son, and JC posted this a couple hours later. I think it’s “must be nice to have your son”.
You could be with your son if you didn’t poison him, deadbeat loser. Acting like losing his son wasn't his own fault.
No. 1870808
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Tiger king.
No. 1870848
>>1870808Is he still on tour or back at home
>>1870368Lol, does this mean he stalks layna?
No. 1870866
>>1870848He’s still on tour.
I posted that and it’s just a tinfoil, I saw the stories one after another. Might not be related at all.
No. 1871412
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>>1870808Being this ugly and calling women “mid”.
No. 1871413
File: 1690429888906.jpeg (159.91 KB, 1290x2293, 5E79FB32-A5CA-4197-91BB-FDEB7A…)
Skid?
No. 1871450
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>>1871413About skid cheating for sure.
No. 1871452
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Eggplants out in full force
No. 1871493
>>1871452love trying to decipher her ridiculous acronyms. Todays guess:
"Why I Hate All The Men In Northern Ireland"
No. 1871603
File: 1690477752070.jpeg (478.07 KB, 1170x1820, IMG_0953.jpeg)
Lmao JC posted on Post Malone’s post and people are absolutely ripping him apart
No. 1871693
File: 1690490083085.jpeg (177.24 KB, 1170x2080, DEB05B78-048A-4AD5-B22A-CB3815…)
>>1871672I don’t think she cares, she’s just rambling about her dreams.
No. 1871841
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lol couldn’t help but laugh at this entire comment thread… looks like goiter still has some fanboys out there still sucking him off
No. 1871842
The entirety of the lyrics of his song about Skidney kek.
“Plain words
Fake promise
Was it worth losing my faith in you
You're a player
Player
You want what you want
You're not getting that
I won't play your games
There's no winning that
I run, I run tonight
I run, I run
You want what you want
You're not getting that
I won't play your games
There's no winning that
I run, I run tonight
I run, I run
You want what you want
There's no getting that
I won't play your games
There's no winning that
I run, I run tonight
I run, I run
Long nights
So much fighting
All the pain
That you're hiding
There's no saving you
Saving you
You want what you want
You're not getting that
I won't play your games
There's no winning that
I run, I run tonight
I run, I run
You want what you want
There's no getting that
I won't play your games
There's no winning that
I run, I run tonight
I run, I run
You want what you want
There's no getting that
I won't play your games
There's no winning that
I run, I run tonight
I run, I run
You want what you want
There's no getting that
You want what you want
You want what you want
You want what you want
There's no getting that
You want what you want”
No. 1872142
File: 1690558197597.jpg (29.01 KB, 442x725, f9411.jpg)
Did skid not like her new song
No. 1872233
File: 1690571157579.jpg (Spoiler Image,198.3 KB, 1080x1920, c3RwPWRzdC1qcGdfZTM1X3AxMDgweD…)
This is the shit he chooses over his son.
No. 1872338
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“never hit a bitch in my life” dear lord does he read before he replies
No. 1872348
File: 1690588845285.jpeg (228.92 KB, 1170x2080, D92A1E98-23A6-415D-B5E0-CD9129…)
I wonder if Skid is still with that dude?
Seems like she’s trying to lure someone in with her eggplants.
No. 1872416
File: 1690596665275.jpeg (1.25 MB, 1170x1676, 97459D1A-5F5E-410E-8ED6-055CFB…)
The wrinkles and dentures really contrast harshly with the nose chain. What a dweeb.
No. 1873010
File: 1690691614522.jpeg (443.86 KB, 4095x2733, 31AF6F85-7EC5-41A2-B3FB-43429D…)
I think Skid and her man broke up, she’s posting way more than usual and vague things about relationships.
No. 1873087
>>1873052I think you might be a little too sensitive for lolcow. This really isn’t the place to be super PC and also expect others to be careful about offending people. This is a terrible shot of her breasts. It’s really unflattering and she doesn’t have the type of boobs (or support in her bathing suit) to pull off what she’s trying to do. Her boobs do look like eggplants, we have all agreed that they do, so unfortunately your indignation is going to fall on deaf ears.
Syd is also a pretty terrible person who has torn down many other women so sometimes people do get what they deserve.
No. 1873500
>>1873430but when Layna got called out about her hemorrhoid, then it was bad, right?
Anyway nonnies nitpicking bodies are just looking in the mirror
No. 1873885
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No. 1873903
>>1873763newfag detected.
spiderweb, goiter, and syd have all called out lolcow recently, directly respond to this thread thru the stories. they all read here. the only person who might not anymore is layna, but she used to as well. there's proof in the threads. i can give you specific examples.
No. 1874343
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Did Skid cheat again? Schnoz is off her IG posts but they still follow each other. These poor babies. Syd probably bpd'd her way out of another relationship, Goiter's tummy hurts, and Keep My Secrets Three Words is lamenting his loss of love whilst probably being the reason Goiter's tummy hurts.
No. 1874396
>>1874343syd, spoderface, goiter, and everyone in their crew post this way and it's fucking bizarre. deserves it's own sociological study.
there is a few main platitudes they maintain. 1. Responsibility deflection 2. Retarded Posturing and Virtue Signalling 3. Nonsensical babblings. 4. Indirect vague posting about someone.
When they write posts it's often unreadable due to the grammar. Keywords help guide us through the river of bile and "gang" talk. I know it's just monke brain shit and a lack of self-moderation, but it honestly baffles me how they can hit send on some of these posts.
No. 1874496
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>>1874472NTA but she posted this two days ago (1/2)
No. 1874498
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>>1874472And her boyfriend (I assume) posted this yesterday (2/2). Am I to understand that she killed herself after talking to spoderface?
No. 1874557
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Hes so nasty.
No. 1874674
>>1874653>>1874606NTA, and don't know the girl in question, but knowing this crew and the company they keep they don't really attract "mentally stable and productive" types. Abusing yourself and ultimately terminating your life from a continued action is still suicide, even if it wasn't intentional.
Plus looking at her, and she was only 29/30, I don't think health conditions could be a factor unless it was a freak accident.
No. 1874690
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Is Jonny ok? He’s looking like Sam Hyde levels of gross.
No. 1874691
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Maybe Skids boyfriend caught her trying to beg JC to take her back.
No. 1874693
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>>1874691I can’t with the acronym.
No. 1874708
File: 1690951563499.jpeg (1.4 MB, 1284x2621, IMG_6276.jpeg)
Looks like she made it out to Vegas to see goiter
No. 1874869
>>1874693spot on
nonnie >>1874396we got a 1 with the "nope", we got a 3 with the post making no sense and we got 4. bad grammar to top it off.
No. 1875498
File: 1691077556753.jpg (104.3 KB, 1080x1920, download.jpg)
>just need a chance to redeem myself
How many fucking chances do you think you really deserve bro? You come out worse and worse after every chance. You aren't going to give him the world, you can't even give him child support. You abandon him time and again to play empty dive bars with your bloated retard friends, you use him as a tool to bitch and moan about his mom and grandma, and when you finally do make time to see him you either take him along to watch you shop for yourself or drive him around in the backseat while you record shitty selfies singing to your chauffeur. Eat a dick you burnt out tool. I hope Storm gets a nice stepdad some day.
No. 1875511
>>1875379jesus fucking christ, the state of that hair.
>>1875498looks like on this post we got 1, 2, 3 and 4 kek according to
>>1874396not sure why any one would stop that? well CPS for one because you did fent around a baby? maybe that?
No. 1875732
>>1875498I hate this shit because to an unsuspecting person, this post seems reasonable. Yeah he’s sober now give the dad a chance to prove himself!
Problem is that over the course of 20 years of his life he’s been given shit on a silver platter, even after fucking people over, over and over again. Why should he get just ONE more extra chance out of the hundreds of “second chances” he’s been given. You had one shot to be a good dad and you blew it. The second Syd shat out Storm you should’ve gotten your shit together. You were 35 years old? 36? It’s not like this was an unexpected teenage pregnancy. You’re a grown ass man who acts like a child and thinks it’s a quirky personality trait and not the pathetic trait it actually is. Just do Storm and Skidmark a favour and move on from both of them, let her find a step-father who will ACTUALLY give the kid a good life. Loser.
No. 1875734
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Syd posted this. Please put out a diss-track to come back from Goiters song about you. Please. The rap you made from the earlier threads was golden. Please put out music Skid.
No. 1875782
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being on tour and taking your kid to a sneaker store isn’t really “dad life”
No. 1875884
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No. 1875930
>>1875884pls. he's so embarrasing. he posts this like 5 times a year.
>im glad it makes you madon the contrary, i dont think anyone gives a flying fuck about you jonny
No. 1875931
File: 1691144666057.png (975.22 KB, 932x528, jc.png)
No. 1875938
>>1875884Goiter bingo
>>1874396We got a 1, 2, 3 and 4. Full house.
No. 1875946
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>>1875938let's actually play haha.
No. 1875984
>>1875498Does he not realise that he's still on his second chance with storm? The second chance started the moment they didn't throw his ass in jail for poisoning his child. Every second he breathes is his second chance but he sees chances as things that only come into play when he's about to be punished or actual things people give you and only thinks about it until the danger is over. If he's going to sit there and wait for success to fall in his lap as his big "second chance" he's never gonna make stability for storm.
Also bullshit he's 2 years clean unless he's one of those addicts that counts being clean as being clean from the drugs you wanted to be instead of being truly clean
No. 1876039
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>>1875844>>1875884>still doing numberssssssPeaked at 37 in 2013 and 41 in 2015. Winning the numbers game, back on top!
No. 1876187
File: 1691176404485.jpeg (46.06 KB, 1284x2283, BE54D5C1-477E-4CF8-93E8-AAD586…)
Leah posted this after hanging out with Jonny.
No. 1876237
File: 1691182527550.jpeg (Spoiler Image,514.72 KB, 1179x2035, IMG_8005.jpeg)
He’s proud he got away with getting the substances he was using on tour out of his system.
No. 1876381
File: 1691202723488.png (5.17 MB, 1170x2532, IMG_2601.png)
Is it more faded than those fucking prison tats on his neck?
No. 1876416
File: 1691206388629.jpeg (202.91 KB, 1179x2096, E2CAA2E5-B627-4BE4-BA74-F74AE1…)
He knows where his fans are. Go serenade those fat Hispanic moms goiter!
No. 1876616
>>1876416Syd should setup a drug test on arrival back in the country kek. Might be harder to say no when it's actually affordable for him vs what I've heard of bongland's prices. Not to mention all those hefty latina moms offering it up…
Also love how his "solo career" looks like it's placed there as an afterthought. We all know the only fans (or nostalgia attenders) going to his concerts want him to sing songs other people wrote, not sing the shit his mushbrain came up with when mad at Syd or in the recording booth.
No. 1876796
File: 1691275094084.jpeg (321.15 KB, 1536x2048, IMG_1093.jpeg)
He’s so precious
No. 1876838
>>1876237Seriously. It's not really giving "dad of the year" posting your piss test to dunk on them haterz on social media…
Fuck he's pathetic
No. 1876850
File: 1691280118257.jpeg (61.3 KB, 480x720, IMG_5879.jpeg)
>>1876796He was never a looker but good god did he age like absolute shit. It’s what he deserves (among other karma)
No. 1876923
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Storms gonna grow up with the fondest memories of sitting in Jonboy’s living room/bedroom combo with all 8 of his roommates
No. 1877131
>>1876923That poor kid is going to grow up with a complex. Absent father that pops in with an obsessive amount of cheap toys.
Also kek at buying him a toilet that is called Little Jon-EE. Guaranteed that's the only reason he bought it.
No. 1877169
>>1876923>new toys opened then immediately discarded to the sides, not even put away or seemingly played with before turning the TV on for the kid>toys not put away so no room for dad despite the TV distraction already underway (will dad put away while the TV is on then sit beside his son? Doubtful) >couch not even setup so the kid can sit in front of the TV properly without turning their neck over just to see (Syd is gonna deal with a kid with a sore neck now). Moving the toys would have let the kid face the TV instead of the terrible spine twist he's doing now. And create space for dad to watch too.
>unless dad keeps the toys there or buys extra for his pad, the kid will probably never actually play nerf with his dad despite the cash wasted on it just now as kids aren't likely to truck much other than their favourite toy between houses.Is the kid even old enough for nerf play? I thought that was for kids around 8 at least. Especially when it comes to the bigger guns, let alone buying 3 different kinds at once for them to figure out how to use and when. The biggest looks to be about the kid's size ffs
No. 1877364
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From Leah’s story. Didn’t he also take Layna to vegas for the first time? He really repeats shit with every single new girl.
No. 1877390
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>>1877364Absolutely tinfoil/ armchair but traveling seems to be a great tool for narcs to hook their next
victims. Its a similar tactic as love bombing. Vegas is constant stimulation and full of distractions; it makes it easy for red flags to be overlooked. And, if shes on his planned schedule, shes automatically on his terms and not hers. Arm candy to play into his narrative.
And also, maybe he just has enough friends there to supply a place to sleep/ and party with.
No. 1877495
>>1877465Lol someone’s cranky he didn’t get praised for not doing fent around his kid for two whole days…
Nah we just use contraception like normal people who aren’t trying to babytrap a washed up has-been, sorry.
No. 1877503
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Realistic photo of goiter giving his son “the world”
This is so bleak yall. I wish you could see the sadness and confusion in this child’s eyes, while Goiter just sings at him to keepmysecretions playing in the background.
No. 1877510
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Jc and KEEPMYSECRETS have got to end up together because I really can't decide which one is the bigger narcissist at this point. That girl that past away didn't even know his music existed until like 6 months ago and he's constantly still posting to drag out as much sympathy for himself as he can get like they grew up together and they're like videos and photos of himself???
Also dudes like 30 posting about jumping and fighting people all day. All jc's has been today was Storm.
No. 1877649
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>>1877623Glad you mentioned it anon, the moment he fully dunked his son into the pool pisses me off
No. 1878022
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Based on this… so storm was actually sitting in the living room with another dude’s bed taking 90% of the space to watch tv on the couch..
>>1876923Man jc really “be out here” bringing that bag in kek
No. 1878307
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If this man approached me in a bar I’d call the police.
No. 1878361
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Goiter: wants to buy a house for his “compound” (ew that sounds Manson-ish)
Also Goiter:
- has shitbox car
- can’t afford his own apartment
- doesn’t make any money playing broom closets, has to couch surf and ebeg on “tour”
- can’t replace “stolen” equipment
- bitches about giving money to skid to care for their son
Yes. Definitely buy that house. Good plan.
No. 1878381
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>I’m on that come uppp
Is the worst he has ever looked.
No. 1878383
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Not spending thanksgiving with his son, and no family to spend it with other than some other wandering losers with nothing better to do. What a surprise.
Isn’t Big Jess from Dallas? I wonder if she will make an appearance or if she was only a single episode character of this clown show.
No. 1878446
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Accurate recap from tOuR. Retard.
Also I’m impressed with how many short dudes he was able to find to stand around him in pictures to make him look less tiny.
No. 1878698
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No. 1878784
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>>1878524LOL FR
>we really are back and on the come upGod he’s such an embarrassing washed up has been loser still trying to make it. He’s constantly posting about going “up” because he’s trying to convince himself and us that he’s past his prime.
No. 1879621
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So now he has a PC setup in his bedroom/living room so glad Storm’s sperm donator can afford a 3 bedroom apartment with the help of 8 other full grown men
No. 1879738
>>1878307He really is ugly on a provocative level
>>1878383I know of dad's who used to fly china/Europe just to spend a weekend w his kid (extreme example) but BBP can't even take his unwashed ass from Texas to cali? This man is the posterboy of virtuesignaling his dadness whilst doing below bare minimum.
No. 1880721
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He actually still thinks he’s going to see “sold out arena” success. Delusional. If it was anyone else I’d be inspired by their optimism, but in Jonny Craig’s case it’s just pure narcissistic delusions.
No. 1881505
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No. 1882294
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“brain worms”
No. 1883248
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“Talking to tomorrow”
No. 1883314
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>>1883248Love how he makes it sound like he's some big speaker when he's just on a quick pre-lunch six person panel to talk about when he used to do drugs around his baby. But we all know he won't mention that part.
No. 1884147
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Amidst her break up with Ian, Skid reposts a memory of her begging Goiter to make it work. I wonder if she’s bothering him more than usual now that Ian is out of the picture. Maybe we’ll get a reunion.
No. 1884189
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No. 1885294
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I guess he gets Storm overnight now. Poor kid sleeping in a disgusting apartment with multiple random grown men and women staying the night.
No. 1885462
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He should take his own advice
No. 1885555
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Probably upset these tiktok artists are getting paid more than him
No. 1885649
>>1885462This guy’s last 2 neurons are fighting for survival.
He should be a poster child for the ravages of drugs.
No. 1885665
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the unibrow on cobweb is crazy
No. 1886451
>>1886308This would surprise literally no one, so I'm inclined to believe it.
Life long junkie finds another drug to abuse that doesn't show up on tests. Not really a shocker.
No. 1886454
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Celebrating 15 years of relativity KEK! Is this like being submitted for a Grammy? Lol
No. 1886468
>>1886465Uh huuuuhhh.
I'm inclined to believe the recieptless accusations but 20-40 sounds like an overdose level
No. 1886697
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>>1885555Seriously. Just two days ago he was spewing all that bullshit about not hating on ppl who are more successful than him:
>>1880721And today he’s hatin on some random chick who def wants nothing to do w him and def has more fans than him. Why so butthurt goiter? Is it because she has full custody of her child?
No. 1886707
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Ok so does he just sit and look himself up on tiktok all day or…?
Also Goiter, I don’t see what makes her stupid for not wanting to fund you in any way, shape or form. You need to get used to this idea. Bc this is literally 99% of your former fans.
No. 1886848
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>>1886707I thought she was Layna at first, with her new blonde hair.
No. 1886966
>>1886937Wow. Cringe bickering with random people online is definitely something a successful and thriving musician / mature adult raising a child would do.
Cling on to relevancy harder, Goiter. Lord knows you need it.
No. 1887243
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Kek there are hundreds of tweets like this.
No. 1887366
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His brazil shows are also 50% off at $20 (so $10 after discount) and still no one wants to come. Lmao
No. 1887445
>>1886850it was always an ugly tattoo lmao
>>1886848layna can not pull off being blonde, but if she wants to make herself uglier then by all means.
No. 1887664
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>>1887517not the anon but I looked at her highlights on instagram out of curiosity and how can she afford to be in vegas? I don’t get these people that do anything but get a job.
No. 1887751
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>>1887661Exactly. You could be pushing 40 and posing like a cringe washed up junkie! Hope your day is feeling better anon
No. 1887794
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CPS case closed.
No. 1887796
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No. 1887801
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she photoshops or something she looks nothing like that in story posts and the hair is awfullll
No. 1887802
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(nitpicking, derailing)
No. 1887811
>>1886850lmao is it still considered a coverup when the old shitty tattoo is still entirely visible? Love that for her, she”ll never be able to get rid of her Jonny Craig groupie past
>>1887802That’s a prepubescent boy right there
No. 1887861
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the whole bottom of her face is blurry is that not photoshop lol
No. 1887867
>>1887844I fucking hope so.
It seems inevitable — they HAVE to see each other on a regular basis for the kid, and are both pathetic attention whores who are bound to be simultaneously single and lonely sooner or later. Plus it’s the magic of 11:11 4L. I’m sure Goiter misses his little midget dumpster or whatever passive-aggressive thing he called her.
No. 1887970
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>>1887937Isn’t Alex layna’s cringy washed up scene musician boyfriend?
No. 1888152
>>1888122Not gonna discuss our business, meanwhile discusses and posts about it.
Agree nona the universe had nothing to do with it ending. How soon do y’all think they’ll be back in with cps?
No. 1888415
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Apparently his first show in Brazil was an embarrassment.
No. 1888432
>>1888423Kek! This man was flexing so hard about touring and this happens?
Oof.
No. 1888445
>>1887861MAJOR SHOOP, yikes. how do you go from this jawline
>>1887802 to this??? angles is not the answer either
No. 1888485
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kek
No. 1889446
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Well well well. Looks like he’s drinking alcohol again. Slippery slope.
No. 1889447
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Last time he was in Brazil he was with Taylor, and he relapsed with alcohol there as well.
No. 1890226
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Ya maybe in a Chilean prison yard. The sausage fingers really complete the look tho.
No. 1890393
>>1890264doesn’t look like a hotel?
do elaborate
No. 1890808
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>>1890226Giving prince Charles sausage rolls
Picrel
No. 1891091
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No. 1891228
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Ok which one of you hurt goiter craig’s feeling?? Kek yes we are not the same, we don’t make minimum wage, live with 8 other roommates and poison their kid with fent.
No. 1891231
>>1891228Didnt he just post a few days ago about one of his shows and fucking up performance wise? Cope harder JC.
How much money has he “invested” in his career, only to see what in return? A passport stamp?
No. 1891425
>>1891228getting paid? for a $20 ticket? omg goiter you getting billions kek
so many people complaining about his shitty 1 hour set but he’s a total rockstar u guysss
No. 1891572
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Hideous. Out of any woman Goiter has dated I’m glad he’s stuck with this one for life through Storm.(nitpicking sperg)
No. 1891893
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No. 1892069
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>>1889854Don’t know if they were ever officially dating but she posted this and has been posting similar relationally challenged things lately.
No. 1892102
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He’s so embarrassing, this Suicide Girl said Goiter used to harass her because she wouldn’t give him the time of day.
No. 1892748
>>1892175how do you know they broke up?
>>1891572and wtf, i didn't post this but it's saged. how come when we post jonny or his mates looks getting made fun of they don't get redtexted? this farmhand is stupid. do your job correctly.
No. 1893391
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and he’ll go on instagram and brag about how the shithole 150 cap venue was sold out.
No. 1893394
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Taylor has been out of JC’s life for how long now and look at the lasting effects he’s had on her. This is from her most recent video looking like a tweaker. Skid and Layna are lucky they got out before he ruined them like he ruined Taylor.
No. 1893396
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>>1893394The Jonny Craig effect.
No. 1893460
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Looks like y’all were wrong about the break up and JC bought Leah a new watch.
No. 1893662
>>1893460Look at how greasy and dirty that hair is. Absolutely disgusting. And imagine being 35 or older and not being able to tell time.
Leah isn’t nearly as milky as his last two girls because she’s quiet online. She seems quite boring. I know people think layna wasn’t milky but she was, Cam Saga was amazing and the stupid entropy tattoo, and all the stupid stories and things she would post like a desperate pick me. Plus her calling him out for cheating then taking it back? That was more entertaining than Leah has ever been. I want him to get with a milky bitch.
Jokes on you though Leah, he’s on tour and definitely cheating. He’s going back to the states to tour, Dallas included, no doubt will he hook up with Big Jess again. And now that Layna is single… we all know Jonny didn’t want her to dump him. She’s probably still in his discord server as his one and only twitch hoe, meanwhile you’re not in his server at all. JC and Layna are still friendly and definitely talk, probably even more now.
No. 1893805
>>1893394Syd did not get away. Jonny had to dump her to make her go away. She is the definition of spineless. All bark, zero bite.
Layna ain’t good for shit but she had big enough ball-sized hemorrhoids to walk away. She may be retarded, but she’s the smartest of Jonny’s ex-girltards.
No. 1893813
>>1893805I forgot Taylor… Someone should just take her out of the race and put that poor girl out of her misery. We haven’t seen her hit rock bottom yet because Taylor is the Marina Trench of endless disappointment, but it’s hard to watch. If she ODs again, letting her pass would be the humane thing to do at this point.
Layna will probably accidentally die and no one will notice or care and that’s boring, so we gotta rely on Syd to live forever just to spite Jonny because she’s a real life cockroach and I miss her cockroach milk. She’s way less than mid, but long live Syd.
(weird shit) No. 1893835
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Good to see JC dating someone who looks equally as trailer trash as he does. A fantastic match. Even with the weird brows and filler face. Smoker mom and heroin pop.
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No. 1895356
>>1895195smells like an opiate relapse…
i've been clean for years now but that is one of the MAIN symptoms, stomach cramps. and they last as long five days, even longer.
I thought he was on that vivitrol shot or whatever so that he can't relapse? It was in his interview with Finn Mckinney. Or is that bullshit too
No. 1895366
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>>1895357>>1895265>>1895357She's 31 no need for false information here. Remember he always preys on younger women. Also it's not hard to find this info.