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No. 2065128
AKA Heather Explores, Heather Sparkles
Previous Thread:
>>2045943Explanation of Heathertime:
>>2059264Thread #17
>>2027512Thread #16
>>1938223IG: @haunted_butterfly
@heather_explores (old account)
TT: @heather_explores
YT: heatherexplores19
Heather Steele is a 34-year-old former retro toy collector/Fairy Kei fashion Youtuber reincarnated as a self-proclaimed spooky Victorian summer goth nice girl on an eternal quest for the Ryan of her otherworldly dreams. Her persecution complex, constant negativity, obsession with her "influencer" status on social media, and frantic love-bombing behavior shows no signs of slowing down.
Last thread recap:
>>2045973 asks about debt consolidation loan since she is paying $200 a month in interest
>>2046116 lovebombing her new
victim>>2046431 it's revealed that Wannabeprivate Ryan is a forklift driver
>>2046431 more background info about the new Ryan
>>2046463 keeps buying more trash albeit being in debt
>>2046901 her new Ryan calls someone a whore in his FB comments
>>2046913 Heather thinks people are targeting her because someone rang her doorbell
>>2046985 Heather also comments on the FB thread where the new Ryan called someone a whore, hissing as a reply
>>2046990 End of blonde hair dye saga, start of BLACK GOTHIC HEATHER
>>2047086 showing off her new black hair color
>>2047087 Hair reveal
>>2047113 showing off her new hair to PrivateRyan
>>2047114 he pets her new hair
>>2047119 creepy shots of her new Ryan
>>2047277 Nonnas point out it was a bad dye job and blue/green tint comes through
>>2047318 hair looks actually green at the ends
>>2047368 PrivateRyan is a MAGA retard
>>2047817 more goffick Heather pictures
>>2048147 creepy video of her waking up to show Ryan what he is missing
>>2048181 selfie eyefucking
>>2048206 missing PrivateRyan bait post
>>2048389 her new hair color made her white streaks gray
>>2048453 more complaining about her hair dye
>>2048695 says fuck the haters, her new hair color conveys WHO SHE REALLY IS
>>2048701 more comparisons to her young gothic phase photo
>>2048864 walking like bigfoot
>>2048982 Heather now supports Trump
>>2049014 asking PrivateRyan to be her plant daddy, first time bringing up kids
>>2049136 calling Trump iconic
>>2049305 Heather on FB replying to PrivateRyan's question about where to move, might be their first interaction
>>2049386 Heather makes "breakfast" for her new love
>>2050648 going to a civil war show together
>>2050652 PrivateRyan's Reddit account
>>2050660 talking about his Ex
>>2050675 PrivateRyan posts on r/blondes
>>2050682 Private Ryan talking about his background being socially inept and homeschooled
>>2050708 Private Ryan's deleted posts and some Nazi shit
>>2050779 reveals that he wanted to join US Air force at some point
>>2051394 Heather posting about PrivateRyan like he is her son
>>2051394 Heather is now interested in confederacy
>>2051456 Heather lying that she has been talking to PrivateRyan for months
>>2051851 posts about the elections
>>2052618 Heather claiming she always loved Carolina string music
>>2052825 calling PR her soulmate
>>2052874 PrivateRyan's mother is pro Trump, religious and an avid hunter and posts sovereign citizen type of shit
>>2052977 Heather's 1 MONTH anniversary post
>>2053002 tells people the post wasn't against the haters but love and gratitude for PR
>>2053111 Heather fetishizing PrivaeRyan's new tinytype
>>2053380 squeezing herself in a tiny vintage coat
>>2053736 compares working at Target to slave labor, baiting to quit her job again
>>2054162 takes creepy sleeping photo of PrivateRyan, likens it to post mortem photo
>>2054370 Heather is now a woman of god
>>2054389 calls everyone men hating except her
>>2054637 intense close up of PR
>>2054741 more lovebombing
>>2054965 same amount of crazy in their eyes
>>2055355 cannibalized PR personality and now into collecting confederate antiques
>>2056619 PrivateRyan's autistic voice and mannerisms caught on video
>>2057032 enjoying this new time of autismo banjo string music at an event
>>2057124 in full confederate cosplay
>>2057258 more cosplay photos
>>2057458 says that they got a decent amount of stares
>>2057631 Heather isn't vegan anymore
>>2057794 implies the following months will be exciting
>>2057801 posting an engagement ring to signal she wants one
>>2058202 calling PR daddy again
>>2058857 more subtle hints that she wants a baby
>>2058871 WEDDING planning in full force
>>2059090 once again saying she needs help with money and a new job, bait for PR
>>2059132 plans to have PR move in with her
>>2059143 asking for baby names
>>2059264 compilation of Heather's dating timelines
>>2059476 teasing life changing news, the whispers are that she is pregnant
>>2061122 PR moving in
>>2060984 Heather claims she might be infertile
>>2061192 self diagnoses PCOS
>>2062104 Heather gets her period and is distraught, she let PR nut all month inside of her and probably most other Ryan's as well
>>2063493 saying she only needs PR, no one else
>>2063586 Heather says PR is healthy for her since people unfriended her
>>2063791 Heather thinks she found a doppelganger tintype of her PR
>>2064046 asking if antique baby cribs are safe for a baby
>>2064065 Heather buys a modern crib instead, despite being in debt, not pregnant and just with her new bf for less than 2 months
>>2064444 proclaims that the black hair dye was a big mistake and misses the blonde
>>2064517 immediately after gets her black dye refreshed again
>>2064639 compares herself to a Currier and Ives print
No. 2065131
All the Ryans in order:
>Ryan 1: Motivational Youtuber. Heather latched onto him and he apparently tried to help the dysfunctional couple by suggesting Heather seek therapy. Eventually they both threw him to the dogs.>Ryan 2: Ryan Z. Urbex’er whom Heather latched onto and physically stalked several times by using other people for rides. Met up again Oct 2019, Heather posted some cutesy things, and in less than a day those posts were removed and she put him on blast.>Ryan 3: Short-lived gamer boy met through Tinder.>Damian: On-off Urbex boyfriend. Eventually put him on blast after their 500th breakup.>Ryan 4: Craig. Graveyard photographer Heather briefly dated, but they appear to still be friends.>Ryan 5: Clay. Ex-boyfriend who broke up with her because she was negative. Tried to lure him back by being negative on her instagram stories.>Ryan 6: ChaseRyan. Dated for like 2 weeks LDR and were supposed to meet IRL but he changed his mind after he realised she’s batshit.>Ryan 7: Femryan. Stated dating the second time they met irl. After multiple breakups, Heather decided to end things for good because he wanted to go to a party on Halloween instead of going to the cemetery like all of their other dates.>Ryan 8: ChaseRyan round 2. They finally met in person but he was also seeing someone else and ultimately chose her instead.>Ryan 9: CharmRyan/GhostRyan. He got the measure of Hag pretty quick, and confessed to ghosting her cause she was still using Tinder and living her life on social media.>Ryan 10: BomberRyan, which sparked and fizzled within a week. >>1186214>Ryan 11: OldRyan, ryanectomy performed in less than 48 hours of this one being on the scene.>Ryan 12: Revengeryan / Ryanhumrevenge -@Rumhamrevenge, older alt photographer who's been hanging out with Heather. Not a true ryan because he's not a spoopy boy she wants to fuck, but comes in and out of the picture like the other ryans. Their relationship is weird and they've shared hotel rooms, but Heather doesn’t think he's a keeper for some reason. >>1288115, >>1288582, >>1289256>Ryan 13: PapeRyan. An old friend who she lost touch with ‘because of muh stalkers’. 13, unlucky for some, certainly unlucky for him. It seemed like she had finally found a decent match but it lasted mere weeks, Hag blaming their break up on his religious beliefs.>Ryan 14: BloodRyan aka Lurch. Heather met her match with this one- just as impulsive, insane, childish and melodramatic as she is. He promised the world, but after she quit her job and moved cities to be with him, he booted her out of his home after only a week…is he to blame? Is she? Heather claims the split was due to her plant collecting hobby, which Lurch was jealous of.>Ryan 15: BrianRyan aka BRyan. After an initial pre-Christmas date, Hag was sneaking pics and declaring love for this new Ryan. Off-the-peg forest and sigil tattoos, painted nails, thinning hair and 2012 piercings. Heather refers to him as a "psycho" and claims she was too caught up in physical attraction to recognize his "toxic behavior.">Ryan 16: ClockRyan. A resident of Long Island who she met over an app when he was visiting her area. She fell immediately in "love" and followed him back home, visiting NY with him over a weekend. He broke it off after about a week, apparently due to getting back with his ex.>Ryan 17: BabyRyan. Met him on some dating app and he lived 2 hours away. Calls him her "baby boy." Dates him for a few weeks at most and manages to pull off a pregnancy scare in that time. BabyRyan breaks it off in response to the "accidental" scare.>Ryan 18: AxeRyan. Heather matched with him on an app a year ago and forgot about him. She then matched with him again but offline about a month ago by attending the same spooky paranormal convention. He's a "Certified Paranormal Investigator" and is completely smitten by our summer goth princess.>Ryan 19: DeadEyesRyan. 36 year old history teacher. Met on a dating app. Dated for 6 months and shortly got engaged until he breaks things off, likely because he couldn't handle the consequences of Heather's online activity. Alleged racist and creep.>Ryan 20: Mysterious PoxRyan, gave Heather blisters in her mouth, alleged it could have been either Lurch or OG BabyRyan?>Ryan 21: WannabePrivateRyan, aka PrivateRyan, aka Goober Peas Ryan aka Blind Ryan, real name Ethan, freshly turned 22 years old forklift driver, this half blind Ryan is a military cosplayer World War autist who got turned down when he tried to enlist and whose personality is currently being cannibalized by Heather No. 2065215
>>2065169Think anon’s misremembering. PoxRyan was this guy
>>2026424 and also a pump and dump
No. 2065229
>>2065169>>2065215the only connection to lurch i can make is how she rambled about him for 6 minutes on instagram in a poor attempt to make poxryan jealous after he wouldn't make it official with her (because of all the evil e-girls!). saying how he was a sUpEr hAnDsOmE (he looks like a fucking troll) dungeonsynth artist and trying to act like she was inspiration for a song of his and/or something about him releasing an album on or around her birthday. also talked about how he's the whole reason she moved to gettysburg and was generally reminiscing. she started off the whole ramble about lurch talking about how she's
so into dungeonsynth, because of course that was her whole angle since poxryan liked dugeonsynth, then she segued into how lurch was some dungeonsynth musician who was
totally inspired by her or something. that was during the extreme ups and downs she was going through because poxryan (justifiably) refused to be in a real relationship with her kek.
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No. 2065327
>>2065299kekkk i can't pinpoint why but this shit has me laughing
>>2065294>>2065293barely two months at that! this shit is going to go so wrong. i can't decide if this will be a lurch situation where he doesn't like her anymore after just one week of living with her, or if they're going to go down a long terrible path. either way i'm strapping in for potential horrorcow territory. this dude is brand new in his twenties and is getting cozy with someone who is already divorced and giving all of the worst signals. he must really be retarded or maybe him being young and naiive is really clouding his vision. i can't imagine him being able to put up with her after having to live with her for very long but we'll see i guess kek
No. 2065330
>>2065327She seems like the type to get jealous of all women, family included. If his mom did try to talk him out of any of this, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if Heather started to isolate him and tried to get him to stop responding to his family so he would only have her.
This must all be kind of amusing to TrainRyan kek
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>>2065335This girl is unstable.
No. 2065346
>>2065335KEKKKKKKKK as soon as i read the persons concern i knew we were in for a whirlwind before i even read her response and you KNOW she took beyond personally.
>you constantly have something negative to sayno one said anything negative. KEK "constantly"! they said they were happy for her and she lectured to them like they spit on her shoes. i love so much how she was stewing on it and had to go scorched earth about it on facebook too
>>2065342like this is fucking hilarious. i knew that one sentence would set her off, she moved PLATFORMS to bitch about it. she always goes on for paragraphs when anyone has the slightest remark towards her, well-meaning or not. it's fucking hilarious. real insecure. i bet this ruined her day, kek, not one unkind thing was said to her and she absolutely lost it. really showing the mature adult in you, heather!
No. 2065347
>>2065335>>2065342This is so fucking funny, she really thinks everyone is concerned about
her! Girl no! You are not the one in danger Heather, you
are the danger!!
No. 2065350
>>2065342>He’s family now, he’s always gonna be there. You’re not.KEKKK She sounds like a kid who
knows she’s doing something bad so she doubles down on her bullshit… It’s clear to anyone with eyes that she’s lovebombing this much younger man - who she chose
because he is much younger and lacks the experience necessary to identify when he’s being groomed - in hopes that he’ll marry her and knock her up. Like, she has to be aware that this goes beyond insane and strays into nefarious.
No. 2065352
>>2065335>>2065342the more you read it the more fucked up it gets. she always says that "how can you project so much hatred onto something so beautiful!!!!!" shit. she keeps saying there was "constant" and "intense" negativity but the only constant negativity i'm seeing is from her
>He's always gonna be there. you're notoh heather you will be eating those words through tears and mouthfulls of Sheetz fries mark my words
No. 2065375
>>2065335>I'm allowed to have an adult relationshipThis is hilarious because generally it's only fifteen year-olds who believe that some loser they've known for two months is their one true love and they're going to be together forever. There is nothing 'adult relationship' about trying to force an immature autist whose frontal lobe isn't even fully developed to breed with you when you hardly know each other.
Tinfoil but all of this marriage, baby and 'I win' posting has got to be her posturing for some Ryan of her past that she's still hung up on. There's no way anyone could genuinely be this level of obsessed with a goober like PrivateRyan.
No. 2065378
>>2065299>hopeful the economy will bounce backHeather you fool, the economy is shit everywhere in the world right now, and the US economy is better than almost every other high-GDP nation’s
how is it going to “bounce back,” Heather? do share your economics insights
>>2065288thank you! appreciate the information
boy, these losers just love losers, like the Nazis and the Confederacy
No. 2065379
>>2065342>He's always gonna be there Oh this is delicious, I can't wait for this to age terribly.
>>2065375Maybe she's still hung on on the original Ryan, Ryan z? That would be the cherry on this already delicious cake.
No. 2065396
>>2065393>Can we edit the Ryan list in the future to include RumHam Ryan’s death and her insane narc reaction to it?i was thinking the exact thing very recently when i was re-reading the list of ryans. sounds like a good plan for the next thread. her reaction was absolutely nuts and as expected, since goober peas showed up she's been dead silent on it obviously, i couldn't see it any other way unless she was trying to milk sympathy out of somebody. also
>She’s on the precipice of a spiral, I can feel it.she's definitely been on edge, i do think it's coming as well
No. 2065458
>>2065451Don't speak this into existence nona, Heather would make her
whole life about "Solving my husband's kidnapping!!"
No. 2065511
>>2065471she was weird like this with deadeyes too and none of it made sense. she's desperate to get married again but you'd think someone who's already been divorced once would think a bit more about jumping into a marriage so quickly, but heather doesn't roll that way. some people are just purely stupid and trip over the same shoelace continually. incredible that she thinks dating someone 13 years younger is the solution to her problem
>>2065482KEK
No. 2065519
>>2065511I think the whole reason behind her desperately wanting to get married is that she wants a child so she has a reason to stay at home and doesn't have to work anymore. She has this image in her head that she will be taken care of until the rest of her life as soon as she is married. She could stay home, go to the salon ever two weeks to get her hair done, could have all the funds to buy more stupid, needless things and she could dress her child up like a doll, posting it online 24/7. I don't have much knowledge of how much money you need to buy you that dream in the US, but I guess his job won't provide that much and with that, she has another reason to be a poor, poor
victim. The economy is so bad, everyone is against stay-at-home moms and everyone just hates her and doesn't want to support her adult dream as an independent 35 year old adult woman. I can't wait for the Christmas milk, kek.
>>2065482but she will buy old books to take pictures of her not reading them
No. 2065550
>>2065546The dark, edgy reboot where Nancy Drew
is the single white female!
No. 2065597
>>2065592She told me about an online group dedicated to ruining her life, which I found suspicious, but did some looking on my own and found this place. At first I was stunned to think she might be right, but the more I read, the more I realized nobody is actively meddling, it’s more like a trainwreck safari, and she is constantly repeating her same mistakes over and over like she’s following a script
She seems to have absolutely no impulse control, and is completely delusional. I used to feel bad for her, but she completely ignores well intentioned advice, and this most recent maga tradwife path is unhinged. She’s reaps what she sows
No. 2065623
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Wow Heather I thought Carolina string music was your thing? Where is goober peas??
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>>2065335>but I'm going to defend myself. lmao what a psycho cunt. she is so fucking thin skinned its pathetic. shes so delusional concern is misinterpreted making her feel bad. shes so psychotic she cant understand why she has multiple exes and no friends. How does she go on in the world expecting no one to question her choices in life? What happens when she gets into an argument with stolenvaloryan, you know what normal couples do? she needs to be disconnected from her phone permanently holy shit
No. 2065643
>>2065623such a big amount of goth music, kek (I realised that I haven't listend to anyone except Avril Lavigne before and now I feel weird)
>>2065624I also think it's the way nona
>>2065639 described it, no one except for one of us playing with her would ask for her make-up tips. What I don't understand is the rubbing glasses, as someone wearing glasses, shouldn't it be a sign that your glasses don't sit right? But well, the optician told her to look for other glasses and she wouldn't listen, because he was a hater or something like that.
No. 2065674
>>2065664>boring instagram postslike someone has said before, heather is incredibly boring and basic, and at the same time one of the most insane cows on this site. that’s why we’re here! if she were
just existing, obviously no one would care. this thread is one of the funniest and most insane on this site right now. clearly no one is salty. we’re all laughing.
No. 2065751
>>2065623This interests me about her. I know it's been said before but surely someone's music taste doesn't change that much in time? If she was such a goffic teen then surely at least some of that would cone through now? Not becone the complete opposite. I mean my tastes have evolved to mostly listening to elton john, but the eno classics are still there too.
I guess that shit could have been a performative for her fixation too.
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I really wonder what she equates to being "goth". She wants to be seen as one so hard yet there is nothing in her lifestyle that would even be considered as such. The closest to it she is is the American Gothic painting
No. 2065774
>>2065751I had a similar thought. Like yeah, she could've done a 180 with her music taste at any time, but…
>Minutes Listened 34,910That's the suspicious part to me! Heather listened to Spotify for a cumulative
24 days this year and none of her goffick music made the cut? Lol. Lmao even.
No. 2065797
>>2065762I think her definition of goth is just anything black. Wearing black. Black hair.
Don’t you know if you listen to pop but wear black you’re totally goth lmao
No. 2065817
>>2065761Questions for heathers acquaintance:
- how long have you known heather?
- does she hate women as much as we think?
- does she have any female friends?
- do you know goober Ryan? Is he an autistic spec as we think?
- have you met any other Ryans? What were they like?
No. 2065845
>>2065815Even then she only likes it because she's imagining she's the girl in the song. Everything is shallow aesthetics and narcissism.
>>2065751Take this with a grain of salt because I don't remember where I saw this, but I think she said she was into Evanescence at that time. So even in teen "goth era" she preferred dramatic pop with a female vocalist, which she obviously still favors.
No. 2065856
>>2065817Probably 5 years or so?
She’s actually just really awkward around other women (in the community I know her from), but she knows EVERY guy. I don’t think I’ve ever heard her talk about a “friend” that’s a woman. As much as she makes herself seem a big part of this community, a lot of people, even from her own area, had never heard of her
I don’t remember meeting the new Ryan, but apparently our paths have crossed. What I do know about reenactment guys is that if they’re not part of a group or unit, there’s probably a reason
No. 2065867
>>2065751I don't think she has any tastes, this is just what's popular and fed to her by the algo. Heather has no favorite movies and apparently doesn't really want to watch any of them. She visits a specific battlefield site more often than most religious people visit church but can't sit through the Hollywood movie about it, much less read one of the (literally thousands) of books about it.
I assume music is the same way. It's something she puts on and sometimes uses as an identity marker, but doesn't really understand it or feel it, like if you left on a Spotify playlist for a dog.
No. 2065911
>>2065623BuT ShE LiKeS AvRiL LaViGnE GuYz. ShEs NoT LiKe OtHeR GirLs!1
It reminds me of when I was a teen reading teen girl magazines in the UK. I remember reading a quiz called 'what type of girl are you'. The writers couldn't fathom that any girl would like anything more QuIrKy than pink, busted, Kelly Osbourne and Avril Lavigne and you were 'a rock chick' if this was your musical roster. Kek.
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The way she always posts pictures of men in her bed like some kind of flex is such a strange thing for a woman to do
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>Tag yourself
I’m the curled wisp of moustache at the corner of his mouth dreading it’s next exploring tongue-feel that he likes to enjoy when he’s pondering difficult stuff and dah cannons.
No. 2065936
>>2065761Thank you Admin-Sama and thank you IRL Hag Spy. Please give us everything you’ve got.
- did you ever have one to one time with Heather? Does she ever come across as being remotely interested in female friends?
- is there anything even slightly nice and kind about her or is she the total fuckwit we imagine her to be?
- do you think she’s just really intellectually challenged and just reads the room wrong on every occasion?
- what do guys say about her?
- do you know the Goober Gang?
No. 2065995
>>2065936I have spent some time with her, and she’s exhausting. Indecisive and needy, constantly seeking validation while completely ignoring legitimate advice from people who care.
She actually is “nice,” and is kinda just…. dumb. I’m honestly shocked she’s living on her own, and I think she is desperate to get wifed up to save her from her own mistakes
I’ve had a few single guy friends inquire about her, then quickly lose interest from her online rants and breakdowns. She’s incredibly insecure, and immature as well.
I’ve never met any of her Ryans, but she’s pointed in the general direction of several exes who I never really identified. She’s paranoid of running into former bfs
I don’t know the current Ryan’s group, but they look like every other nerd in this community, so maybe??
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>>2065932No, he would not.
No. 2066010
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>>2066001He sorta looks like Lurch in that first pic. Heather has a type - monster.
No. 2066028
>>2065916Collecting ryans is like some kind of weird trophy hunting for her tbh, which is baffling because she's yet to have been with a ryan who was actually a good catch or at least nice looking? There really hasn't been much to show off.
>>2066001How recent are these? Was this man born with a receding hairline? He looks like he's already in his mid 30s. kek
>>2066010Nah, Lurch is hands down her ugliest ryan. Gooberpeas doesn't look like an outright abomination. He does kind of have that school shooter look to him though. He has that vacant stare.
No. 2066046
>>2066001Did he really go to some historical photo place to get that black and white stolen valor photo taken kek what a sped
>>2066010I can't help but notice Lurch's Alcest shirt. Imagining Heather trying to listen to an 8 minute blackgaze song in French let alone anything that isn't Taylor Swift or Nasty on repeat is hilarious,
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>>2066001Brilliant Timothy McVeigh cosplay!
No. 2066053
>>2066052It was a screenshot of someone DMing with her. The person DMing her was asking about her age gap relationship and in her responses heather called gooberyan an old soul. Th DMer then said
>"oh, haha i thought it was gonna be a guy over 55" and heather said something along the lines of
>"lordy, no (blushing emoji)… I'm the cougar." No. 2066130
>>2065871agreed, being awkward around women at her big age is very weird
>>2066074…my god relax anon. theyve interacted with heather irl versus us. they mean heather is quite dumb intellectually that if you were to ask her opinion on any topic or news, her response would be lacking in the educational department. it confirms what we know because she spends all her time on social media and tinder. shes not reading articles or doing anything researching on a topic that interests her. nope, shes busy proving us wrong (by providing proof were right), and thinking about dick 24/7
No. 2066210
>>2066074She’s not as scheming as you give her credit for. She literally has a one track mind, and that is to find the man of her dreams. It completely consumes her. When she does find one, she immediately goes into full fantasy mode; planning the wedding, kids, etc. it’s more sad than seditious
(And I’ll try and repost that screenshot, not sure what I did wrong)
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>>2066035Is there a way to post more than one photo at a time?
No. 2066310
>>2066304If he’s Christian fundie homeschooled, there’s a real good chance a lot of his peers are already married or engaged, so it probably isn’t setting off any alarms with his family.
My fundie cousin was practically in panic mode cause she wasn’t married by 25. Both her sisters got married right after high school
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Ohhhhhhhhh my
No. 2066436
>>2066426>when I can get better health insurance So…never?
>manifest something Is she unaware of what infertility means?
>>2066432I’m convinced she’s posturing for a “miracle baby” with this “infertile” talk and “manifesting SOMETHING”. The kid hasn’t even been conceived and it’s already a prop. I hope she really is barren.
No. 2066441
>>2066426Ha
nonny you were faster kek Heather what infertility has she not googled at least how long it can take to get pregnant? And since when is she Christian? I’ve seen her reference christianity more and more recently
No. 2066462
>>2066348lol yeah mostly, thanks!
>>2066426>>2066432She's trying like hell to get to "horrorcow" status.
>>2066406It would be so interesting to sit down with someone who knew her in her teens/early 20s. I just can't imagine someone acting this way hasn't always been this way.
No. 2066475
>>2066449goober peas ryan is probably on his parents’ insurance and he’ll lose it as soon as he and heather get married
>>2066468she started it after a different recent ryan but really ramped up when she started posting about wanting to find a conservative man. now that i think about it, i wonder if she already had her sights set on li’l goober peas?
No. 2066498
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>>2065623>nastyKnew goober-ryan looked familiar
No. 2066518
>>2066432There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza,
There's a hole.
Then fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, fix it.
With what should I fix it, dear Liza, dear Liza,
With what should I fix it, dear Liza, with what?
No. 2066582
>>2066535lmao we appriciate the attempt, if you spend too much time trying to crack heather's mind youll loose sense of reality
but surely she isnt the only broad in the area thats tried the baby trap card before? this dude cant be that dumb?
No. 2066599
>>2066582NTA, I doubt it, but she's likely the first to try with Goober. He doesn't appear to have much experience in relationships, and judging by his Christian fundie background, his friends and family don't either. Nobody's gonna tell him this is weird, and he might not figure it out on his own until she's waving a pee stick in his face with two lines on it. Nightmare scenario!
>>2066426Does he follow her socials? Forgive me if that's already been confirmed but I wonder if he actually sees everything she posts.
No. 2066611
>>2066551Case 1: Questioning if someone's ex has to anything to do with her subsequent behavior toward romantic partners is kinda… normal?
Case 2: Heather is the one that introduced the concept of his lack of sex partners as being virtuous. I think that's where the uh "mysoginy" comes from.
No. 2066616
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Heather. Stop.
No. 2066673
>>2066551Go back
>>2066535This is the scariest heather arc. Trying to get knocked up in a 2 month long relationship is absolutely psychotic
No. 2066997
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Fucking gross Heather
No. 2067041
>>2067029Heather buys all sorts of junk. Even if she wasn't intending to have a baby, i wouldn't put it past her to buy baby clothes or at least post them on social media. I'm 60% sure she's larping trying for a baby.
I won't go into full detail because i don't want to blog for too long but when I was younger and stupider I got very close to a man quite similar to Heather and he did shit similar to this. When he was around other people he didn't have his own personally and he was a pathological liar just telling everyone exactly what they wanted to hear and making up stories constantly to seem more interesting. He had so many plastic toy dinosaurs that he had no space left in his bedroom. He would get all weird over objects and obsess over them and he needed to be constantly entertained. If you asked him to jump he would ask you how high but he would pretend and put on a huge larp and then breakdown and start self harming and threatening people when it all went wrong for him.
Heather tells ryans what they want to hear and larps the role they want her to play just so they keep her around. She isn't even thinking long term, people with BPD never do, its all about what they want now because they never actually think about the end result.
If she does intentionally get pregnant i will be surprised.
(blogging) No. 2067066
>>2067049i think it's fair to say she has a pattern of being manipulative and this scrote is clueless and young. i don't think anyone's said it's the exact same thing if the roles were reversed, it's not the same. but this dudes definitely slow, young, and heathers experienced in manipulating men. it's also a pretty considerable age gap, it's not like it wouldn't be commented on. someone upthread said this is like 4D chess to her and i agree. i think it's somewhat calculated. i don't feel bad for the sped scrote i just think he has no idea what he's getting into and she has only her interests in mind and is trying to achieve what she's been desperately seeking for the past 19 threads. it's not about being sensitive it's just being observant. she wants someone inexperienced because so far she's had no luck with men around her age. there's often a reason when someone's with someone much younger, and we know in this case why heather can't get anyone her own age.
>Men are also physically stronger than women and more capable of being violent to a significant degree. Men who date younger women are usually doing it intentionally. no one ever would deny this fact and i don't think it has anything to do with the conversation either. it's weird regardless of gender, it's not comparable but it's weird nonetheless and heathers trackrecord shows she's desperate to do anything to lock down a moid including skinwalking them
No. 2067079
>>2067066>heathers experienced in manipulating menHow though? By convincing them to let her be a manic mommy bangmaid?
These scrotes are getting a good deal, it's her desire for connection that seemingly isn't possible to have with them that makes it sad imo.
I would add to the discussion about age by saying they are almost always younger than her, but this probably plays into the mommy bang maid thing again. Pregnancy arc is going to be insane
No. 2067154
>>2067126Exactly! She reminds me of some manchild scrote who only dates barely-legal women because everyone his age has had enough time to wise up. I wouldn't say younger men are her type (well, maybe a little) if she can
only pull younger men, though. She's exhausted her supply of age-appropriate dick, so she scraped Goober off the bottom of the barrel.
>>2067144KEK not quite nona, I think DIV = DigStock IV.
No. 2067298
>>2067197Kek not only is saying a woman can't rape a man some brainlet shit, but you're the first and only person in the thread to even bring it up in relation to Heather. She's obviously not raping Goober, but she
has been publicly lovebombing him since day 1. That's not creepy and manipulative to you?
(continuing derail) No. 2067402
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>WHEN my baby is born
No. 2067426
>>2067088Sad as a baby having to this existential hell would be, it would be karmic af for famed sisterhood member Heather to be trooned out on in the 3rd trimester.
Goober PP doesn't exactly look the type but then neither do any of the Troons of the Now. He has active hobbies which is a mark against him, but a few months of Heather plus pregnancy hormones is enough to break a man easy. He is skirting by now on being dumb as rocks and not noticing. That will be impossible at anything but catatonic levels of scrotetarded, soon as she's comfortable to start shouting at him, when she gets her baby moorings affixed.
(called him Goober/ryan so much now I can't actually remember his real name to think what the low effort woman version of it would be)
(unintegrated troonfoiler) No. 2067428
>>2067426I had to read this like 4 times to slightly understand what you’re saying. I think this site is making me extra retarded.
I think anons are just saying 22 year olds are stupid and ignore red flags, and this one is especially slow and it’s just shocking behavior. But moids can and always walk away from marriages and children tho. He has nothing to lose by rawdogging her and getting her pregnant.
No. 2067443
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>>2067440I blame winter break, nonna. There's been an insane amount of bizarre WKs, retarded tinfoil, and derailing across multiple threads now. It usually isn't this bad. Anyways, have a lovely photo of our vegan queen and more of her "antique finds" to throw onto her hording shelves.
No. 2067452
>>2067443Really working on cleaning up your diet and working out huh Heather? I guess you can worry about fitness until AFTER the baby arrives, after all she IS going to be eating for 2 she may as well get a head start lmao.
I wonder if she knows the first thing a fertility doctor will tell her is that she should try losing weight first as the first thing stopping women from conceiving. Even dropping 5-10lbs could help her. Guess the doctor would want her to change herself too much to be a mom.
No. 2067456
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My new tinfoil is that she just wants to get pregnant so she has an excuse to not diet and request Sheetz every night
No. 2067460
>>2067443>I blame winter break, nonna. There's been an insane amount of bizarre WKs, retarded tinfoil, and derailing across multiple threads now. It usually isn't this bad. Anyways, have a lovely photo of our vegan queen and more of her "antique finds" to throw onto her hording shelves.thank you nona. i agree that this site has been infested with retards because probably winter break, i hope this thread eventually goes back to its usuall chill atmosphere. not gonna go into the derail because anons won't stop seething(and even bringing it to other threads), being retarded and keep putting words in other peoples mouths. it makes me really miss when the threads were slower.
i'm gonna say i actually really prefer her black hair a thousand times over that fried blonde straw mess on her head. i know nonas don't like it but i know i can't be the only one who loves the black hair on her
>>2067456kek creepy video, i always wonder if she has any thoughts in her head before she posts these things or if she simply posts out of impulsive neurotic tendencies without thinking
No. 2067584
>>2067456>>2067469Her beady little eyes are staring right through me, unblinking.
>>2067486Gotta have a green smoothie to offset all the Christmas cookies she was scarfing down in the earlier stories I guess? That's how it work, right? kek
No. 2067592
>>2067402Statues aren't something you put in a nursery you dumb cunt.
And what nursery? You live in a one bedroom apartment. You're in debt, you have a shopping addiction, you hate your retail job. How the fuck are you going to afford a child. What are you going to do when the baby becomes a toddler? How are you going to toddler-proof your hoard of a hundred breakable tchotchkes everywhere. Are you going to pay for another storage unit?
What are you going to do when you have to actually make other mom friends to socialize your kid? If you can't afford proper healthcare for yourself, how are you going to afford it for your kid? You have no fucking clue what you're in for. For the love of God, Heather, please rethink becoming a parent.
No. 2067622
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Seek therapy.
No. 2067651
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>>2067647She’s not infertile she’s just an idiot.
No. 2067702
>>2067429Keeeeek troonfoiling
>>2067651If she's claiming to have these "blackouts" would a doctor even advise that she get pregnant? I don't think it would end up well if Heather was near a flight of stairs in a second or third trimester.
No. 2067749
>>2067651So she doesn't even know what her reproductive issues might be? She's supposedly "blacking out every month" but hasn't gone to a doctor to check to see if she has endometriosis or something before trying to get pregnant? God only knows what STDs or STIs she might already be have from boning every tinder match who'd go on a first date with her.
>>2067654I've never worked at target, but retail can get kind of miserable around the holidays. Really don't think it's anywhere as bad as it used to be though now that you can order online for in-store pick-up and black friday isn't a big deal anymore. She's just lazy and looking for excuses to quit and become a stay at home mom even if she's in the "just trying" phase.
>>2067707She 100% has HPV, there's no way she wouldn't and now would-be-virgin ryan has it too. Wouldn't really be surprised if she has something else though too considering how she handled the pox she caught from sleeping with poxryan unprotected.
No. 2067751
>>2067622when I saw this scrolling past, I thought a
nonnie did it as a joke only to realize Heather actually made her own AI children to fantasize over…I hope she is barren for the sake of everyone close to her
No. 2067832
>>2067797>Isn't that why her last Ryan left?i don't think that was confirmed
>>2067763kekkkkk
>>2067638same nona, she would instantly become a horrorcow if she had a child. i think i would have to stop looking at these threads. i love these threads because they're hilarious but the thought of heather having a child is incredibly bleak
No. 2067947
>>2067937Yes, she’s been oversharing about her periods since she was with Adam. She uses it as another reason that she is the ultimate
victim in this world
No. 2067950
>>2067651anytime someone tries to share their experience with Heather, her response is always Me me me me me me me. I am such a
victim.
No. 2067963
>>2067654I posted in an earlier thread, but it is honestly pretty stressful because Target is a shitshow. I wouldn't say it's stressful enough to cause infertility though.
>>2067749> Really don't think it's anywhere as bad as it used to be though now that you can order online for in-store pick-upThey're probably poaching her out of her work center to do these online pickups lol. If it's anything like the Target I worked at, she is doing a physical and time-sensitive job she didn't sign up for. She probably has a Visual Merchandising Lead that is doing the actual merchandising and giving up Heather to do menial stuff whenever a middle-manager demands it. This is me giving her the benefit of the doubt, though. I wouldn't be surprised if she thinks operating the WAV and setting up signing is "high-stress".
No. 2067975
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>>2067908It was from that cowtipper who posted a bunch of screens a few threads back.
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No. 2068060
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Fucking groundhogs day with this
No. 2068064
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She’s so helpless she can’t even make Brussels sprouts right
No. 2068174
>>2068055She's mooning and uwu~ing over an AI-altered photo of herself lol
>>2068060She's doing this because Goober is out digging his holes and she simply cannot stand NOT being the focus of her moid's attention for even a day
No. 2068203
>>2068060>very overweightyes, she is chubby, but not very overweight, why does she have to be so dramatic about everything?
>struggling with infertilityhas she ever been to a doctor with this or her experience of close to death periods? Does she even know that there are doctors out there?
No. 2068257
>>2068055She is so delusional it's starting to not even be funny anymore. This is not what your future child will look like, Heather. This is literally a picture of you with a baby filter. Your kids have a much better chance of being weak chinned, dark haired, dark eyed gnomes.
She is sitting around crying over imaginary photos of herself. She is seriously so unwell.
No. 2068272
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Great diet hagther
No. 2068351
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>>2068303She wanted a spoopy boyfriend and instead she's attached herself to a mole man.
>>2068349That's a diff nona so at least two!
No. 2068396
>>2068340that’s absolutely false unless your BMI is over 35
they will start doing basic tests and also encourage you to get to BMI 21-25 (from either direction) at an infertility intake
has she ever even been to a GYN at all? she’s crazy enough to be afraid to go
No. 2068411
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She was alone and sad so she bought a bunch of new garbage and stuffed her face with treats.
No. 2068413
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Great job on the diet so far Heather
No. 2068423
Does targets insurance pay for rehab? Asking for a friend. Everything she does is so heavily influenced by addiction that I wonder if her reaction to birthing a baby would be "I need another one right now!".
>>2068413This picture is fucking revolting at first sight.
No. 2068432
>>2068423I thought the same thing at first sight. She could have atleast gotten a healthier option that would have contained some color like a fruit parfait or even a fruit tart.
When she doesnt lose 30 pounds in the next 30 days, she will start claiming thyroid or metabolism issues i bet. Just like how one month of trying to have a baby and shes thinking shes infertile. Kek
Run gooberyan! Run!
No. 2068558
>>2068544I don't really find it interesting myself, but I fully agree with the anon who said this
>>2068374Other than being Maga Ethan is pretty wholesome. I really hope Heather doesn't get to ruin his life
No. 2068571
>>2068565the person seemed to be implying that the OB wouldn’t do tests or treatments for a patient at Heather’s weight, which is nonsense
they would do everything while also encouraging her to lose weight; you have to be super fat before they withhold treatment until you get the fat sorted out
No. 2068583
>>2068558Dressing as a confederate is retarded lol
>>2068503The diet is part of costuming, as she changes her hair and it changes her. When she surrounds herself with green things it's a costume of health, maturity, self-care.
Unfortunately because it's a costume the actual science of eating green things is unimportant, so she's dousing them in a quart of vegetable oil, only eating them on camera or grabbing things like
>>2068413 that are horrible for you but visually cute.
No. 2068640
>>2068423It doesn't pay for rehab, but there is a mental health resource
>https://benefits.springhealth.com/customer/targetHeather if you read this thread, please visit the link above. Also, go on workday and look at your last payslip to see how much vacation time you have accrued. Make sure you arrange for those vacations hours to get paid out before you put in your two weeks. Talk to your HR-ETL, it can be done. You're clearly dead-set on this, so at least do it right.
(talking to cow) No. 2068659
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No. 2068669
>>2068663I searched it and it looks like Target starts open enrollment in February.
I still can't believe she is trying to have a child without proper health insurance.
No. 2068688
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If I even have ovaries
No. 2068742
>>2068659>>2068688>trying to see a chiropractor for "nerve damage" in her hand>sudden claims of "blacking out" every month, is infertile/has pcos>might not even have ovaries despite clearly ovulatingGod, she makes it so obvious that she doesn't have any real diagnoses and has not even seen a doctor for any of what she's already claiming to have. If anything is wrong with her reproductive health it's likely linked to the fact she's boned around two dozen ryans without protection over the past few years. She was just getting over a literal pox when she got with privateryan.
>>2068664>it's carpal tunnel from being on your phone 25/8kek at her self inflicted hand injury from non-stop swiping on tinder all day every day. Insane she thinks it's "nerve damage" and that a chiropractor would be who she would even see for that though. Her Munchausen phase is certainly amping up to be interesting.
No. 2068764
>>2068755annoying: yes
milk: yes
No. 2068818
>>2068803He's been digging holes,
nonny. He is back now.
No. 2068849
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>>2068818lol every single post he's made has been about digging holes and finding bits of civil war junk while his girlfriend is stranded at home and LITERALLY DYING from hand nerves and psychic ovary removal
No. 2068857
>>2068849I'm surprised she even allows him to go digging. Hopefully she really is infertile or he is shooting blanks or he can kiss his holes goodbye. I imagine next Heather will be saying she has Fibromyalgia or Lyme and asking how hard it is to get on Social Security Disability.
Also I'm having visions of Heather giving birth to a real autistic retard with insane strength like the Applebee's tard. That'd be some real shit.
No. 2069168
>>2068857>Heather trying to get on Social Security DisabilityThat seems very possible at this point, kek. Anything to live in her fantasy world while doing as little work as possible.
She brings up her "chronic health conditions" when she's afraid of being abandoned. And also when she's thinking about quitting her job so she can devote herself to being a full-time parasite. It's absolutely hilarious that PrivateRyan can't see it. They are so retarded.
No. 2069265
>>2069226yeah, the mod must have had a bad day, I don't really see how this was
>>2068593 whiteknighting either kek
(take it to /meta/) No. 2069506
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She reposted this as if she is mourning her non existent child
No. 2069676
>>2069663Wow, he's
really mushmouthed. So all these men just keep going to the same fields, destroying the soil in search of the very last bits of metal and bullets, then do it again and again? It's been centuries of digging up the same ground, looking for the same shit. How much more is still there to find? Goober found lots of bullets, which surprised me. Maybe the older ones go back to the fields at night and bury more bullets for the younger autists to find. Weird hobby.
No. 2069689
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>>2069663This is genuinely the most aspie Ryan yet
No. 2069706
File: 1734588703930.mp4 (2.18 MB, 480x220, Video 6.mp4)
>>2069663He has the cadence of that one autistic ROTC kid every American school has at least one of. Do they make these retards in a lab? He’s clearly uncomfortable on camera if that wasn’t obvious enough by how he looks with Heather constantly shoving her phone in his face
No. 2069728
>>2069676thank you
nonnie for this very wholesome and yet still retarded image that brought to mind.
No. 2069974
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Okay Heather. We get it. You’re better than all the other moms
No. 2070018
>>2069974kek doesn't want her nonexistent child to mirror her terrible behavior? i think kids shouldn't grow up with tablets in their faces but this is really rich coming from someone like her. like a pillhead mom saying "drugs are bad mmkay" to their child every day just after doing drugs in the other room. also, she says "ipad" but where does she really draw the line? it feels like she has no real opinion, just saying something to try to feel different or appeal to something her tard moid said. will the kid have unlimited phone access as soon as they turn 8? i hate imagining it, i don't want to imagine her having kids. she'd be making posts like this all the time acting like she's mother of the year when
>>2069982 this scenario is too likely
No. 2070200
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She’s so lame for pretending to care about this. Heather is so painfully stupid
No. 2070206
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>>2070200The weird confederate obsession is getting too much for me.
No. 2070427
>>2070357it’s weird to cosplay and collect both, imo
of course Goober cosplays Nazi shit so it figures he would think that Confederates were something other than traitors and fools
No. 2070487
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i just discovered heather but she’s quickly becoming one of my fav cows. she’s entertaining enough but not a horrorcow like shayna.
reading the previous threads i discovered this kek, nona predicted the future
No. 2070554
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I hate this bitch.
No. 2070591
>>2070554FB anon show us more replies if there are any. Shed definitely gonna sperg out at anyone disagreeing with her special snowflake
victim narrative and it's gonna be hilarious.
No. 2070594
>>2070560>>2070562i agree. i've always side-eyed the posts of people saying heather isn't that bad. i noticed a lot of those types of posts definitely died down after she showed exactly the type of person she is when that guy she hardly knew or cared about enough to answer his messages killed himself and when she eventually found out she went absolutely balls to the wall insane over it and even somehow made me feel bad for a dead moid. now that’s accomplishment. the fucking spectacle she made over that was appalling. acting like he was her best friend and soul mate and airing out his dirty laundry in ways i couldn’t fathom. that was an unexpected saga i didn't see coming and it was shocking to witness even though it was well-established to me that she is the type to stoop that low. she is an awful person (that's why no one sticks around that long unless they're retarded like her goober pea!). every time i picture what heather's version of parenting looks like i genuinely hope that all her infertile talk materializes into reality because little eliza-henry would be doomed for life. i want goober peas ryan to stick around at least ‘til spring next year because he's hilariously retarded but i hope he doesn't stick around long enough for a horrorcow-heather-single-mom-arc to begin. that would be dreadful to witness
>>2070591>Shed definitely gonna sperg out at anyone disagreeing with her special snowflake victim narrative and it's gonna be hilarious.kek agreed. whenever people say anything to her that isn't completely on board with what she's saying she sends giant paragraphs that have such an arrogant lecturing tone to it, it really is fucking hilarious. i don't know why but it gets me every time
>>2070523i voted!
No. 2070600
>>2070554New super special
victim status unlocked: Celebrates Christmas in the United States of America
No. 2070612
>>2070560Shayna is gross, Heather is scary.
>>2070604The great thing about bpd is that we know we're going to get one or the other.
No. 2070672
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>>2070594What was so dark about the rumham Ryan saga is that she ramped up the “look how bad he wanted me and I ignored him” posts once she found out his wife was a beautiful blonde woman
Also, blind goober Ryan is not only hideous but he looks miserable. He’s got that lightbulb physiognomy
No. 2070709
>>2070596>>2070672exactly nonnies! what you both brought up was what i was thinking about when i was mentioning that awful saga. it was atrocious to witness. every single thing she did during that time was horrifying. i keep cringing thinking about the video where she was holding the two baby dolls up to her chest. also
>blind goober Ryan is not only hideous but he looks miserable. He’s got that lightbulb physiognomykek. he really does look miserable. i really wonder how long he will stick around for
>>2070600kekkkk, before it was wanting children now it's wanting to celebrate christmas. she's so unique and special
No. 2070725
>>2070596the RumhamRyan thing should have been soooo embarrassing for her because it was clear from the dude’s socials that his divorced dad energy meant he spent a lot of time messaging with various women who posed for his photoshoots
which, whatever, typical tragic scrote behavior
but Heather Leeroy Jenkinsed on in there and decided that that meant they were soulmates and tried to pull focus from the actual ex-wives
No. 2071075
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Calling it. Two more weeks.
No. 2071092
>>2071079my exact thoughts. Even no makeup at all would be better than just this muddy grey eyeshadow with nothing else. I think that's why her lashes look like that, they're covered with that terrible eyeshadow too. Just whyyy? I'm not even trying to be mean or snarky, it actually grosses me out.
I think this is the worst possible "eyeshadow look" for her considering her eye shape, eye color, and the fact that she is severely myopic.
No. 2071106
>>2065624>>2071079Makeup nonnies, remember when Hagitha posted her "makeup tips" a few weeks ago? She smokes out her eyes and wears mascara "occasionally", duh!
It's been years since I've seen her wear mascara. Her perception of time is so warped. She used to post constantly when she was new to her job at Target about "getting a rare day off." Bitch, you get 2 days off every week. Thank goodness she finally stopped saying that. But seriously, time means something different to Heather. She truly lives in her own mad world.
No. 2071143
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She took two similar shoots but he definitely looks done
No. 2071183
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>>2071126I'm going to get red texted for this but I just had to improve the photo
Heather download meitu like everyone else ffs
(fan art) No. 2071231
>>2071183Kek don't give her ideas
>>2071184Hopefully these are just pics they took before visiting family, keeping him from seeing them on Christmas would be absolutely insane
No. 2071294
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>>2071183she is really looking like a plain lady from 1865 with that hairstyle
No. 2071319
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Bootlicking at the cemetery on Xmas..
No. 2071321
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>blowing my mind
Detective Hag and the Case of the Consumptive Victorian Child Thief on a Rope. Fucking kek she’s such an idiot.
No. 2071331
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>>2071324Don’t worry, she has Other Theories.
No. 2071473
>>2071415lol her stories are like a snapshot of two brains grinding away at full hamster power
> Mebbe dey took the long po'e and slid it oer da gate and troo da ho'e and powked da skull ovv the sheffHeather: "Maybe the SHOT IT."
> Or dey had a smol ninja bebe on a rope troo da ho'e!Heather: "Wow!"
No. 2071475
>>2071465KEK Oh my god I'm so sorry, I erased the last number on the post I was referencing, it was supposed too be
>>2071377What even is that thread??
No. 2071488
>>2071473Kek anon this is precisely how I read it too.
>long tool >shot itBoth took me out in two different directions
No. 2071561
>>2071516My one Christmas wish. Kek.
>>2071075You called it, I agree. I wonder how quickly she’s going to drop the civil war fagging after ConfedeRyan dips in the NY.
No. 2071656
>>2071319I wonder if this is just damage/image control to a degree, referring to a Union soldier as a "brave warrior" so nobody can accuse her of being weird for being obsessed with the confederacy.
>>2071458>>2071480sage for OT but kek what a funny mixup, I used to post in that thread as a teenager and was one of the embarrassing dickriders.
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Diet is going well
No. 2072125
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I feel like this is the only time I’ve seen him even acknowledge her.
No. 2072299
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>>2072275What makes you think that? I think she'd be all for it. In fact she'd probably be one of those military wives who are full of themselves
No. 2072300
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No. 2072371
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Does she not realize that she can visit places and do things without posting on Instagram? Like, people with actual interest in things do them for their own enjoyment, not for social media.
No. 2072393
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>>2072371> I have photographed many old graves, to create art that tells a story.Heather, a few minutes later, creating art that tells a story:
No. 2072430
>>2072321Technically bringing in another person who isn’t on the lease is breaking a lease contract and she could be evicted for violating those terms. It’s not her house, so yea, she legally needs permission to move another person in.
>>2072300A chiropractor isn’t going to fix her issues. I’m convinced she is just larping a chronic illness so she can be taken care of. Why would you want to get pregnant and have a child if your hands are sooooo damaged. Damaged from what? If she’s experiencing tingling/numbness in her hands it’s because she spends too much time on her damn phone.
No. 2072583
>>2072449> "How am I going to explain all this filming gear to the police?!" She's got bunny brain, remember when she was scared of the poll worker with a clipboard knocking on her door before the election? Yet apparently getting smashed unprotected by the creepy loner population of Pennsylvania is not scary to her at all lol
> for someone who says she does urbex, she is pretty allergic to exploring placesLike cemeteries, metal shows and ren faires the whole point is just to pose in front of "cool stuff," and that is mostly to spite her exes.
No. 2072676
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>>2072449she used to look so much better.. also insane image lmao. she loves smiling by graves.
No. 2072730
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she got a plant milk maker, probably from the Ryan
No. 2072731
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and then messed up the recipe she couldn't follow
No. 2072732
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I don't know why she loves to showcase her stupidity, maybe to attract a new knight in shining armor
No. 2072850
>>2072836Oy it's a piece of Chinese-branded junk ("CZLIFE") from Amazon lol. I'm not piling on but it's one click for a thing that will probably break in a few months.
Is the bar that low? Demand more in 2025 nona.
No. 2072901
>>2072836he’s a pile of shit rightwing lunatic Confederate and Nazi cosplayer, be for fucking real
not that Heather deserves any better, but being an apologist for this ticking time bomb of genetic syndromes because he’s “sweet” is complete handmaiden shit
No. 2073154
>>2072856Yes. There were a few other stories OP didn't add that show her "reviewing" it, giving positives and negatives. Which she definitely wouldn't do if it was a present from the scrote who is other half of the "Most Beautiful Love Affair Ever (So Far This Year)".
Chinese Amazon slop is the weirdest thing to white knight a moid over lol
No. 2073381
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Lmao this friendless bitch.
No. 2075050
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Kek
No. 2075195
>>2075050Always the
victim. And every time she makes these sob posts there are people in the comments wanting to be her friend, inviting her to things etc. It's insane how incapable she is of learning and of self reflection. Everyone is a big meanie and yet people manage to create relationships with each other. She's excluded because of her "extreme" interests and fashion but there are whole entire urbex/antique/cemetery/goth fashion communities of people who have tons of friends and are constantly doing fun stuff together.
I really can't understand how her brain works that she can't see all of this. Like she honestly, whole heartedly thought she was being excluded and rejected because she was blonde.
No. 2075487
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Heather posted these three images consecutively and I can't stop giggling
No. 2075502
>>2075050kek i don't think she understands the words that she's saying. her being alone is due to her own actions, but she doesn't want to hear that. that's not what a "lonely kind outsider" is; she's just a bad person and that's it. i'd have a semblence of respect for her if she just owned up to it and admitted she's a garbage person who steps on people and discards them and that's why she has no friends or people in her life outside of her retarded scrote. but that would require self-reflection. glad the people in the replies aren't having it
>>2075487kek
No. 2075503
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Very flattering.
No. 2075630
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No. 2075631
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No. 2075772
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>>2075705Imagine the wedding photos
>>2075716>>2075631>>2075487A combination of terrible hair in a style that is very unflattering to the shape of her face, terrible make-up, her generally downy selfie expressions and as brow nona says, her eyebrows seeming to vanish because of the bad dye job. When I look at the thumbnails all I see is a chin. She should be glad FailedPrivateRyan is taller or she might take out his eye every time she leans in for a kiss.
(nitpicking) No. 2075785
>>2075487>>2075631I'm sorry, but the nonas who said they like her hair better this way are crazy. With blonde hair she looked basic yet still kinda cute. Look at her now: she looks old, frumpy and special needs.
>>2075691kek
No. 2075864
>>2075631This is so terrible. He once again looks like he was just crying and Heather is Heathering too hard. I have absolutely nothing against getting grey hairs, but the inch of grey-blonde popping out of the black is pretty ick. Also I thought when she went back to the stylist she was getting a touchup but it looks like she only did the shitty front blonde pieces. I hope she's not waiting for those to grow out too kek
>>2075833I think it's just a combination of all those things. Oh and clothes.
No. 2075971
>>2075630Waddling as if she's in a third trimester of pregnancy
And what in the Debby Ryan is that tucking her hair behind her ear and smirking at the camera kek
No. 2076007
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I think it's fair to say that the diet is off
No. 2076014
>>2075833I'm not pro-blonde so much as I'm anti-black. All I'm saying is black is even worse. Her face and her makeup choices were always unfortunate, but with blonde she could get away with it somewhat.
Maybe it wouldn't be so hideous if she started doing her makeup like a normal person, but it's Heather we're talking about.
No. 2076402
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They kinda look like siblings here
No. 2076891
>>2076691His teeth are fine
>>2047334,
>>2046436,
>>2051405He's just miserable because he's dating Heather
No. 2077278
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No. 2077279
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No. 2077849
>>2077774She's probably in the parking lot wherever she bought it, a lot of highways in burgerland look like that.
>>2076402The rhythm section of an unsuccessful metal cover band?
No. 2077930
>>2077876yes, the whole town and a highway around it is condemned. There are like 10-25? residents that refuse to leave, but it's like walking on a mine field.
But that's not too far off of a lot of PA if you read about the cat grandma and the person in Fayette who set their tree on fire.
He might have not went into the town proper, which garner him a whole instagram page's worth of abandon building photography and graffiti if he did…and you know hagther would love that, too.
No. 2078492
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Wish she'd either apply eyeliner or quit with the ugly eyeshadow.(nitpicking)
No. 2078577
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>>2078492Whichever nonna called her eyes crab stalks is so right. She needs mascara, her eyes are so creepy.
No. 2078579
>>2078492still smh at black-hair-preferring anons
>>2075833 yeah and now her hair is so luscious, not straw-like at all.
also, why whyyy this grey eyeshadow? It's not a very flattering color for anyone, but on her it's just tragic
No. 2078603
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(sage this nonmilk)
No. 2078691
>>2078609that's what I thought too. Why would you care that your boyfriend who is supposedly your soulmate didn't know you when you were "younger and hotter"?
I'm old enough to have these moments where I look at my old photos and feel sad that I didn't appreciate how cute I was when I was younger, but not once have I thought I wish my boyfriend knew me back then. Oh wait, that's probably because I've never dated a guy who's 12 years younger than me. Dating this young stud makes Heather feel old and haggard.
No. 2078692
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>>2075630Lmao she’s giving a hillbilly version of this
No. 2078702
>>2077930>>2077876Remember when she had loads of failed urbex missions, ranging from not going into abandoned buildings alone (fair enough I guess) to not crossing a little dip in a hill to get to that well. She attempted quite a few trips, one just to some graveyard but pulled up too scared to go in because everyone is SkEtChY. Point is, she has a seemingly perma companion now to do all that shit with, but has she forgotten or did she just not really care about that stuff in the first place? I’m guessing the latter.
>>2077883Literally no one was expecting this run. Crazy how she’s not posting the crazy. She still must be crazy…right?
>>2078632I thought exactly the same nona. She hasn’t aged terribly in the face. Just stop the daily ice cream habit and do some exercise.
>>2078664When you put it like that…
No. 2078820
>>2078492Personally I'm team brunette heather (with highlights) but, really I'd prefer she stopped picking all these cool toned hair colors that only seem to wash her out. Her granny glasses aren't too bad, but I wish she'd go for the 2-inch thick eyeliner that always seems to accompany those glasses she wears or warm toned eyeshadows she can smudge over her eyes. It would still be bad but by embracing her normieness her chances of catching a Ryan would vastly improve. If she played her cards right and dropped "muh spooky mallgoth" larp potential ryan's could be lulled into a false sense of security before getting blasted by crazy kek.
C'mon heather be a brunette who drives to starbies while blasting taylor swift in her car and reposting some inspirational quote you stole from a facebook boomer's minion post.
No. 2079269
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I can't wait until Heather turns into a MAGA barbie complaining she's not accepted by the "MAGA influencer community"
>>2078926big if true
No. 2079323
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No. 2079425
>>2079323i don't believe her because if she went to the doctors and actually got diagnosed with something, she'd never shut up about it. this is more vague sympathy-baiting munchie bullshit
>>2079330kekkkk
No. 2079573
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Poor Heather, her one change and acceptance for her extreme lifestyle, stripped before her eyes. She’s so dramatic
No. 2079584
>>2079573>expressing themselves freelyYou can get a strike on tiktok for posting a clown emoji. It has contributed to a whole generation using stupid euphemisms like "
unalive," "corn" and "grapist." Free expression where?
No. 2079730
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He always looks miserable and exhausted
No. 2079731
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Also it’s her birthday
No. 2079732
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Kek he didn’t post anything today for Heathers birthday
No. 2079734
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>>2079733She got herself the cake ofc, her moid is useless and she has no friends
No. 2079868
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>>2079732Oh he posted something…
No. 2079920
>>2079730It is very telling that the only photos of him genuinely smiling are from when they've just started dating or before he knew Heather.
>>2076891>>2079868kekk how romantic
No. 2080054
>>2079721No, you are right nonna. She has quite a few factors that would make it somewhat harder, namely her weight and age, but neither would lead to full-blown infertility. She's just being dramatic because of course she is, it's heather. I stand by thinking her retarded child-groom is shooting blanks though.
>>2079730>>2079732>>2079734>ugly pic of privateryan looking absolutely over it>him wishing a dead traitor a happy birthday but not heather>heather buying her own sad grocery store cake>him unable to do the bare minimum in buying her $1 walmart candlesKEK, god I would feel so bad for her if she wasn't so awful. This is so pathetic.
No. 2080174
>>2080121guys break up with her,
not the other way around because heather never understand how completely insufferable she is
No. 2081294
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I mean “dream” is accurate, he has not proposed and you’ll scare him off before he does if he’s not completely retarded
No. 2081366
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They are a cringe match made in hell
No. 2081504
>>2081294it's sickening when she calls the guys who stick around for more than a month her husband. it was weird when she did it with deadeyes but it's even weirder with this prematurely balding tard scrotelet. anyways, wonder how that "moving in" is going…
>>2081476honestly same here
>>2081493>OMFG he was soooooo super problematic!!!! Deet spilling.i just don't understand how she does it and doesn't see how spineless and pathetic it makes her look. she was trying to act like deadeyes was a racist and pretending she had morals (even though it backfired & looked shady that she would stay with someone like him for that long if what she was saying was true) only to completely change her """views""" the moment this retarded goober pea child comes into the picture. i genuinely don't get it. zero self-awareness, no personality, just a leech attaching to a moid so she can try to absorb whatever hobby he has to make up for her lack of substance
No. 2081517
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>>2081294while hubby makes us dinner 🖤
(emojis aren't allowed even in shitposts) No. 2081648
>>2081541Thank you
nonny, apologies for my ignorance lol.
No. 2081658
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Probably why he looks annoyed all the time
No. 2081683
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>>2081658She's following "@preggo af!" because of course she is.
No. 2081697
>>2081594Considering how cluttered her house is, dust is here main collection
>>2081601Goober has been hanging on for the hubby larp, I'm starting to think he's actually up for marrying and having a baby with her
>>2081658I get loving your partner but what kind of brainworms does a woman have to have to see this video and think "omg me and hubby!" And go through the trouble of making a meme
No. 2081741
>>2081592If his backwater flavor of Christianity didn't celebrate birthdays I don't think he would be celebrating the birthday of a dead traitor on Facebook.
>>2079732 I also think if that were the case she'd be squee-ing about her special Jehovah's Witness boy being so unique and holy
No. 2082287
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I don’t understand why she’s making an apology post about this. It didn’t even get posted here or anything. kek at her sending her severely autistic scrote in to haggle for her
No. 2082288
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>>2082287The portraits in question
No. 2082328
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She already deleted this from her stories
No. 2082374
>>2082287This is basically schizobabble at this point. Instagram anons, have you noticed
anyone commenting on her having "separated them"? Who would care about this? Though I guess fighting windmills has always been her thing.
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No. 2082550
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this was her original post about the 2 paintings
No. 2082578
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>>2082287and these are the comments regarding the paintings by the way… the comments she felt a need to post an apology for
No. 2082711
>>2082288Looks like paying off the credit card debt is going swimmingly.
>>2082336>I'm just soooo shy uwu>has slept with multiple ryans on the first or second date>>2082550You just know she doesn't like the husband because he looks nothing like privateryan. She's trying to see herself in this poor dead woman's portrait.
No. 2082818
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He’s trying to get a new shitty job so he can move in with her
No. 2082862
>>2082818boy, I don't know if you know, but it's called an internal transfer. That's how you work up to the good jobs.
Like no couple has ever worked rotating job schedules.
No. 2082899
>>2082818>my womanUgh
>I be working on the railroadKek. But seriously, dude needs to get an education. I bet if he had an engineering degree or schooling under his belt, they would consider him. Why would they hire some cotton-mouth stolen valor autist when they can hire someone who’s educated.
No. 2082936
As far as I know he still lives with his family, right? And now he plans on moving in with Heather without ever having experienced life as an independent adult. Heather is making sure her little autist stays socially stunted.
>>2082899The poster child for homeschooling.
No. 2082966
>>2082873i think the reason they work together is because they're both retarded larpers. like i genuinely believe they're true dimwits who wish they could pull off the larp they're desperately trying to achieve but they're so dumb they can hardly see what's in front of them. heather is shallow and empty and he seems completely stunted. we all know heather is the type of person to continually make bad/dumb decisions over and over and he seems like the type who will be making retarded decisions his whole adult life too. he's young but not showing any promise that it will turn around for him kek
>>2082875KEK seriously
No. 2083034
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No. 2083067
>>2083034>self employedShe's been talking about being a seller (toys, antiques, etc) for literal years and she never does. It will absolutely not happen, she'll just use it as an excuse to buy more shit but never sell.
>>2083044Absolutely. She only ever complains about her job or about the prospect of being fired when there's a Ryan to take care of her (in her mind at least. Iirc she tried that with RacistRyan and he didn't buy it)
No. 2083072
>>2083044>>2083067Something's def afoot with both of them posting about job searches on Fazeboog, despite both being currently employed.
>>2083039If she was about to be fired she'd finally live her dream of grifting off unemployment?
No. 2083150
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>>2083146Nope, she went antiquing today. She also posted a haul 2 days ago
No. 2083201
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And so the cycle repeats…
No. 2083257
>>2083034Oh lol.
1) She's asking someone much younger to make a resume for her.
2) She clearly can't wait to lose her job.
3) In a totally not suspicious "coincidence", she is losing her job juuuust when her current moid is moving with her.
She is trying what she always tried. But this particular Ryan seems stupid and young enough that he might actually fall for it
No. 2083291
>>2083238See, the thing about addiction is that addicts lack healthy coping mechanisms and usage skyrockets when they're stressed.
You would actively look for new jobs after being at risk of losing your current one, because doing something to ensure you'll be able to keep paying your rent is what makes you feel better. Heather goes shopping because it is what makes her feel better.
No. 2083295
>>2083259>Kinda notable that Goobs fawklif job isn't suitable enough to move into Heather's and split rent.This
is notable… If he has a forklift job, he must be forklift certified. For some industries, that's a desirable thing to see on a resume. It's the kind of thing a company would use to filter incoming applications (like "certified in one pile, non-certified in another"). He'd drown in offers if he put that shit on Indeed or ZipRecruiter. Unfortunately he is too stupid/inexperienced to understand the value of his skills kek, he'll probably take the first lowball offer he gets.
No. 2083374
>>2083291Her new fixation on civil war photos via moid osmosis (moidmosis?) is like crack for her. She can only have so many pee-stained chests or mirrors because there's only so much space on her floor or walls, but she can buy thousands of these. I can't be be the only normie nona wondering how many are fakes too, she's literally buying them off the wall in some junk shop.
>>2083201Underrated post in light of
>>2083150 and
>>2083034 She's never going to get to the point where she even breaks even on the junk she sells vs the junk she buys but that's her cope. Not many people try to make a business out of a cope but here's Heather Sparkles!
>>2083259Notable also that it isn't suitable to move out on his own despite living in a low-rent place and working full time. Or he never even considered it. It's probably why his family isn't throwing up red flags like crazy. After failing out of being cannon fodder and the stinging "train rejection," moving in with mah gawlfren probably seems like the first thing like a "life plan" that he's had.
No. 2083554
>>2083034Getting fired isn’t exactly a process. You’re just…fired. The way she words this is so weird. She might be TRYING to get fired, but honestly that’s not a very difficult thing to do (just don’t show up for a few days kek).
I guess getting fired from a job you’ve worked at for a few years is a good way to stay unemployed. Touché Heather.
No. 2083565
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If she thought Target was physically difficult…
No. 2083724
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Search for the perfect Freudian slip is over.
No. 2083733
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lmao is reckon it's HIS warehouse?
It's giving this
No. 2083758
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You can’t tell me that this isn’t a mother/son exchange
No. 2083836
>>2083724>>2083727>>2083770>wounded by early autismThis shit keeps making me giggle everytime I visit the thread. Ty nonnies.
>>2083758>>2083822You can really feel the homeschooling through the screen tbh. Even though he's so young he really does both look and act like a middle aged man though. He'd probably look suspicious dating someone his own age.
No. 2084299
>>2084040What the heck? This moid doesnt like what she likes, she has rebranded her likes for this moid. Like she always has, does and forever will. Shallow like a puddle.
Do you need to lurkmore? Or am i misunderstanding the end of your spiel?
No. 2084386
>>2084323I think the Ginger Goober Gang member aka the FriendZoned Ryan that's their moots, might be the only hope GooberPeas has to avoid a derailment of his autistic choo-choo train of a life.
He definitely has seen Hurricane Heather blow in & out of Ryans' lives. I wonder how well they know each other. Probably doesn't much matter since isolating is definitely part of her Forever Ryan agenda.
No. 2084543
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>>2084489Think he just wanted any relationship, trad or not. He had one gf before, it's probably not from being overly selective. Seems possible that Heather took his virginity.
No. 2085011
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Have they been together 100 days yet? If so.. Heather he’s talking to a girl on Reddit! You better watch out
No. 2085086
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new proud mother picture dropped
No. 2085712
>>2085073that’s not weird at all anon.
>>2085086I just cant stand it whatsoever, this wannabe motherly trad wife shit because its too cringe.
No. 2085887
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Does she think the term “what’s left of the day” is “was left?” Her and privateryan having a retard off
No. 2086076
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retrying the plant hobby after most of them died
No. 2086131
>>2085889>what heather's definition of "creative" isSage for dumb commentary opinion but what bothers me most about Heather is she doesn’t appear to have a creative bone in her body. Ever since she posted
>>2080877 I’ve been annoyed because she could make this herself. There’s no artist or date listed on it and we know that it doesn’t even matter to
her whether it’s an genuine antique or not, so literally why not just try to recreate it? Tons of people on Instagram make a business of restoring antique furniture - why doesn’t she do that? She has unlimited time that she spends addicted to swiping and shopping and then wonders why she’s so unfulfilled.
No. 2086154
>>2086131Right, her basic concept of "creativity" is to find something that looks interesting and stand in front of it:
>>2072371>>2072393She's certainly not the only person like this but they seem to actually have fun.
No. 2086187
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Is she negging her goob who just got rejected from dah rairoad?
No. 2086241
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It has to be exhausting having everything be lit up on social media all the time
No. 2086413
>>2086316I can't help but feel she really resents herself in her current relationship. She's always been the younger partner, and she had a borderline-DDLG dynamic with her husband (her Heather Sparkles persona was literally just her sitting at home dressed like bootleg Ramona Flowers playing with dolls and ponies all day). She's extremely childish and has never wanted anything more than to be a NEET who is doted on like a little girl.
Her current tradwife/Christian mommy larp just reeks of self-loathing. It reminds me of Shayna's attempt at "femdom" where she clearly sees it as so contrary to her persona and desires and clearly hates that it's the only way she can get male attention at this point.
No. 2086534
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Heather wants to return to YouTube but her audience hates her life and will persecute her
No. 2086536
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>>2086534Big news: she's also going to put up her etsy store! w0w!
(And Gooberpede was in the ER with a "flu thing)
No. 2086537
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The reason she doesnt have any friends is her extreme lifestyle
No. 2086560
>>2086552No store bought soup is going to look like that mess nonna. That chicken wasn't even prepared properly? It's not cubed? There's big clumps of yellow fat floating around? The kale? hello?
>>2086534>>2086536>>2086537And yet nothing ever changes. The Etsy shop will never happen. Her old heather sparkles hoard is still left to rot in storage somewhere. Her "super extreme" lifestyle of… antiquing? Taking selfies in front of her IKEA shelves? Eating sheetz?
No. 2086565
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I love how this dumb bitch is sharing how sick her retarded boyfriend is, then sharing this page immediately after. This is the Make America Healthy Again anti vax bullshit instagram account.
No. 2086566
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>>2086565Yeah the way she keeps saying “flu thing” acting like it’s a mystery while resposting antivax shit makes me think it’s just Covid but she (aka privateryan) doesn’t believe in Covid so it couldn’t possibly be
No. 2086590
>>2086552I mean, she did document it by showing a picture of it and saying she made soup. My guess is roughly as follows:
~ Mama Heather's Totally Trad Nourishing Chicken Soup ~
INGREDIENTS:
>One rotisserie chicken from Weis (or Wegman's if you're feeling spendy)>One baby carrot>One bag Steamfresh frozen corn>One can of black beans>Chicken broth (store bought)>Rotini pasta>Kale PREP:
>Cook pasta>Heat up frozen corn>Chop the baby carrot into roughly 3 pieces>Rip chunks of the rotisserie chicken with your hands>Rip chunks of the kale off the stem with your hands>Drain and rinse the beans>Throw it all into a pot, pour in chicken broth, heat up>Serve to hubby with a big smile! If he doesn't even notice that you put food in front of him because he's too busy watching an SJW cringe compilation on his phone, just thank God that you got yourself a keeper who isn't infected with the woke mind virus!!! No. 2086638
>>2086565Shes so nasty. This dumbass has no morals and still thinks people dislike her because she wears black.
Instagram is full of alternative women full of tattoos, piercings and colored hair who dress extravagantly and have tons of fans. Does she not see them? Does she not realize she's a normies compared to them? I cant tell if she's lying to herself as a cope or if she really thinks she's as "extreme" as body modders and dedicated goth/alt fashion bloggers.
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No. 2086858
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>>2086846this is literally what mothers write underneath photos of their toddlers in baby photo albums
No. 2086866
>>2086858kekkk spot on
this should be included in the next thread pic
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>>2086858Another for the baby book
No. 2087012
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I thought having a boyfriend solves all her problems in life..
No. 2087057
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>>2087012"Bought living beings for a quick boost of dopamine in my empty skull, even though my job situation is unstable. I'll eventually kill them from neglect OR overwatering. The horrors. The horrors."
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need to get her empty calories. she is still in her eating/buying spiral despite her money problems, job problems and wanting to get married/have children with her manchild
No. 2087134
>>2086846this is one of the funniest things i've seen on this site today. his face
>>2086858>>2087076kekkkkkkk
>>2087012>cope with the horrors of being alive or you just bought plants because you're feeling empty inside since you got what you wanted and still aren't happy, it's okay to say that too
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Wonder if it was goob or Heather who decided on the emergency room for a touch of flu, lol.
Men are wimps, but I can see it being Heather's doing.
Making a big production, over his tummy ache, bossing the nurses about, saving his life so he sees that she's his faithful wife who'd die for him.
Oh well. Maybe she'll start to poison his soup Kek.
She needs a new hobby and focus now that she got her a man now, it needs to be suitably depressing and insane.
No. 2087477
>>2087387KEK
coincidentally, good ol' Peas are a very good way housewife-poison someone. Apparently if you defrost then refeeeze frozen peas a bunch of times, they become deadly af.
(inb4 redtexted for calf-murdering encouragement)
No. 2087501
>>2087477She's going to see this and in a few months we'll see a photo of him eating peas like an autistic child, followed by hundreds of posts about how she's a widow and she will never get over this, followed by thirst traps and then the cycle starts once again
(It's probably an old wives tale btw, can't find anything corroborating it)
No. 2087606
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No. 2087755
>>2087731100% lol
Mono/Epstein Barr is a form of herpes and transmitted the same way herpes is, she was 18 then and as she never stops reminding us, in her peak goff mode and utterly fuckable to every moid in the greater tri-state area
I wonder if he hears these stories and replies "I was 4 years old then lol"
No. 2087869
>>2087606>about 17 years ago i nearly died after taking a sip of contaminated waterthis munchie arc is pissing me the fuck off
>somehow i think i gave him my mono from 17 years agowhat the fuck is she talking about. i swear to god she's bored and dabbling with munchie stuff because she has nothing better to do. i'm sick of her talking like she's always sick and has a deadly disease. every facebook post she's supposedly suffering some mysterious illness. she was also saying she was sick in that series of videos she made while she was in bed definitely pretending to be sick while yet again rambling on about her persecution complex. is this it nonas? is this where heather is no longer funny and we're just going to see her degrade from a bpdemon chasing ryans as if they're her lifeblood, to a munchie who still won't shut up about how every community is out to get her? man this is getting old.
>>2087607i hate that this made me laugh kek. imagining her putting her munchie shit onto him so she could take care of him makes me feel kinda sick but also… the side of me who saids who cares what happens to a magatard moid says it would be funny as fuck
>>2087650kekkkkk
No. 2088007
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35 on her feet, 100% wants goober to work to death for her
No. 2088031
>>2088007She's going to balloon up so fast. Pretty sure the only exercise she ever gets outside of work is waddling around the occasional cemetery or antique store a couple times a week at best.
>>2088010Basic data entry if she's any good at typing, maybe a receptionist gig at a smaller business if she can hide the crazy enough. It would be funny if she landed a receptionist gig tbh, I feel like she'd definitely use it to ryan hunt.
No. 2088076
>>2088007She can't even google or has used something else than her smartphone in years, so how will she get a job where she needs basic computer skills? And don't some employers look at the online history before employing someone? Hm, well, I don't know, I don't see her in any position with contact to customers, she can't hide how crazy she is for more than 3 days. Oh, now I know, she could work at a funeral home, telling the grieving customers how hard her live is, how she suffered all alone on this planet, how Trump will make it all go away and then taking pictures of every dead body for instagram.
No. 2088292
>>2088007It kind of pisses me off that she can't do bare minimum job hunting on her own. Can she not Google things? Search state, county, city, school district, sort by distance, check the minimum requirements. It's not that hard.
>>2088010I was going to say dispatch but the thought of hearing her voice when you call 911 or even Non-Emergency is too horrifying to bear.
No. 2088327
>>2088007Being stationary at a desk is the worst thing you can do to your body kek. She’s gonna be obese by the time she hits 40.
>>2087606It’s amazing how stupid some people are. Does she actually believe this shit or is it cope? Might? It’s pretty easy to tell if you have mono and the symptoms are different than rsv.
No. 2088432
>>2088355it’s not “pretty rare,” it’s completely unknown in the US; the only way you can get Epstein-Barr virus from water itself is if the water is contaminated with the feces of people with active mono
if she meant “sharing a drink with someone who had mono,” which is a transmission route, then she should have said that, but I think she’s crazy enough to think she got it from tap water, which is 0% possible
No. 2088697
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I wonder if she’s going to start Ryan hunting to feel alive again. It’s obvious once she actually has the Ryan she gets bored pretty fast when she realizes it doesn’t fill the void
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No. 2088933
>>2088780Of course she would like his inbred weak-shoulder energy. Probably reminds her of her child bride.
>he was a traitor to our country, but…Kek. Classic.
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No. 2089470
>>2089468My bf is sick and might quit his job (?)
So I'll make half of what I made before
Make it make sense
(learn to greentext) No. 2089536
>>2089468nothing she says or does makes any sense
>i have zero manufacturing experience>but i build displays and signage which require a lot of problem solving>i've never had these problems before and i work so hardbitch where, where is your hard work, where are your problem solving skills
>i hope this is the first step to getting healthy againworking in manufacturing will heal you from your made up diseases???? that's not how it works heather. first it was a warehouse, then it was a desk job, now manufacturing along with "side hustles", please…
No. 2089675
I looked up manufacturing jobs and general consensus is that they are all looking for:
Stand for prolonged periods of time, walk distances, fine motor dexterity,bend, stoop, squat, crouch, kneel, crawl, climb a ladder or stairs, pivot, twist, extend and rotate your neck, handle and lift parts and/or equipment of 42 pounds and push/pull , work on and around heavy machinery in a loud environments and working quickly and efficiently to meet work deadlines even under stressful conditions
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>>2089468>zero manufacturing experience>will make half of what shes currently making>will do side hustles so shes gonna be working more for lessI cannot wait until this drama queen gets a taste of her own medicine.
No. 2090006
>>2089995I would let her work there for a week to see if she fits (knowing she doesn't) and then tell her, that she isn't made for warehouse work
>>2089998I interpreted that post
>>2083034 like she was actually fired from her job. Maybe I'm wrong and she is extremely dramatic, like always, but if she was fired, she has no other option than to search for another job.
No. 2090008
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here we go
No. 2090047
>>2090037Spot on. The only injury she has is mental.
>>2089647Underappreciated kek, I lol'd
No. 2090051
>>2090008> partially paralyzedThis is prednisone, usually the pill-of-first-resort for reducing inflammation.
> no one is really sure whyIn other words, she went to the doctor (because Goober went to the doctor) and a nurse found that it wasn't broken or fractured. Heather would like to imagine a team of people in white coats holding up test tubes to diagnose her but it's more like "take these for a week and wait for the swelling to go down."
>>2090013Munchies arc is pretty scary tbh, in the course of about a month she's adopted the pose of a total invalid. Making herself chronically ill so Goobie can take care of her is really sick (no pun intended kek)
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not the same anymore because she used hair dye?
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No. 2090733
>>2090709It's so frustrating to see her repeat this same nonsensical narrative to herself for years. I don't understand how she can write this out, read it back and not question herself even a little bit, it's an unbelievably obvious example of cope/rationalization. Like DID a bunch of strangers decide they hate you because you like antiques, cemeteries and photography? Does that make sense? Could there be another reason? She says herself that there are people out there making the kind of videos she would want to make herself… are those people also widely disliked for their interests? If not, might it be worth considering that perhaps the interests themselves are not a cause for hate? Food for thought. Too bad she's too cowardly to see a therapist who might challenge this story she tells herself.
Side note, but anyone concerned with getting "revenge" on others has a personality disorder and I will not be convinced otherwise.
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>>2090709The reason she thinks she was “cancelled” on YouTube is because overnight she went from pink-haired toy content to the gothiest goth to ever goth and her subscribers said “this is not the content I subscribed to.” I’m assuming so anyway, because she turned her comments off on every video from that period. In her mind she’s flattened Adam, lolcow, her former fans, scorned Ryans, randoms on Facebook, people in her various “communities,” etc into a single MegaHater as though she genuinely believes it’s all a unified campaign against her and not several distinct, separate aspects and phases of her life.
No. 2090791
>>2090708Ugly picture heather. Take that shit down.
>>2090774You looked better here, with the pink hair, side part and makeup. Now you look retarded. Black hair or blonde.
No. 2090836
>>2090774it's always so drastic to see how ugly she's gotten since the heather sparkles days. her horrible attitude and demeanor is really showing on her face.
>>2090709 oh here we go again! her mind is a prison. i know goob's mentally handicapped but soon i think even he will see how crazy she is
No. 2090944
>>2090709>>2090733>I don't understand how she can write this out, read it back and not question herself even a little bit, it's an unbelievably obvious example of cope/rationalization. Like DID a bunch of strangers decide they hate you because you like antiques, cemeteries and photography? Does that make sense?>might it be worth considering that perhaps the interests themselves are not a cause for hate? Food for thought. Too bad she's too cowardly to see a therapist who might challenge this story she tells herself.completely agreed. it's stunning the way she revisits this over and over with the same narrative. genuinely how can anyone get CANCELLED for liking those things. she's absolutely insane, she will do anything to shift the blame on anything else, no matter how ridiculous it sounds
>>2090774>The reason she thinks she was “cancelled” on YouTube is because overnight she went from pink-haired toy content to the gothiest goth to ever goth and her subscribers said “this is not the content I subscribed to.”i've also felt the same way. if people are subscribed to her for toys and she changed over to something completely different, then it only makes sense that they'd lose interest. they're subscribed to her for toy videos not urbex. like… that makes sense and i feel like would happen to a lot of people. like if someone who had a following for kawaii art suddenly started doing only black and white art overnight, they might lose some followers because that's not what they signed up for. if heather continued youtube she could have gotten a newer following overtime of people who would be interested in that stuff but of course she writes everything off and signs it with a big fat "i'm the
victim everybody!!!"
>In her mind she’s flattened Adam, lolcow, her former fans, scorned Ryans, randoms on Facebook, people in her various “communities,” etc into a single MegaHater as though she genuinely believes it’s all a unified campaign against her and not several distinct, separate aspects and phases of her life.i completely agree 100%. it's so stupid. her
victim complex is nuts. these things are all very separate but years later she rehashes the story the same way, that everyone was out to get her and did all these horrible things to her, stalked her, cancelled her yadayada. god she's insufferable repeating this same shit every time. it's so old and overdone. fucking move on, like she's so obsessed with this insane crafted narrative that it's actually holding her back. i wish she could see that
she's the problem but narcissists would never
No. 2091127
>>2091114"Content creators" who think people are going to follow them no matter what they do are fucking insane. She'd most likely have entertained a new audience although I do think a small part of her old viewers would have stayed.
I'm not up to date with guidelines for monetization on YouTube. Am I wrong in thinking she could at least make some money on YouTube?
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