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No. 2045943
AKA Heather Explores, Heather Sparkles
Previous Thread:
>>2027512Thread #16
>>1938223IG: @haunted_butterfly
@heather_explores (old account)
TT: @heather_explores
YT: heatherexplores19
Heather Steele is a 34-year-old former retro toy collector/Fairy Kei fashion Youtuber reincarnated as a self-proclaimed spooky Victorian summer goth nice girl on an eternal quest for the Ryan of her otherworldly dreams. Her persecution complex, constant negativity, obsession with her "influencer" status on social media, and frantic love-bombing behavior shows no signs of slowing down.
Last thread recap:
>>2027554 cringe in memoriam posts for Rumhamrevenge
>>2027663 milking Rumhamrevenge's death for what it's worth
>>2027769 invading Rumhamgrevenge's ex Facebook page to post about him
>>2027799 using his death to try to get a new date
>>2028104 posting a picture that Rumhamrevenge did not want published
>>2028175 Rumhamrevenge last letter to hagther
>>2028199 saying she always sent Rumhamrevenge her nudes to ask for his opinion
>>2028444 Photo collage of previous Ryans (not up to date)
>>2028481 complaining that her boudoir photos cost her last relationship
>>2028535 usual dating app convos where she complains about not having fun as a blonde
>>2028299 implying she was the closest to Rumham out of everyone
>>2028602 Photo collage of previous Ryans with names
>>2028757 Leaking Rumham's private voice notes and conversations
>>2028851 STD era, Heather discovers sores in her mouth
>>2028879 more narc photos of Heather's eyes with tears in them for the entire month of August
>>2028992 Going to RenFaire with her sores with the intent to score a new Ryan
>>2029075 Looking for a doll she forgot about because Rumham used to shoot with dolls and making it her entire personality
>>2029334 her party city outfit for RyanFaire
>> 2029363 more mouth sores/monkeypox >>2029400 securing a ticket to Renfaire despite being sick with a mystery illness which could be contagious
>>2029566 she left the house to go to RenFaire on her own
>>2029671 complaining she will never attend RenFaire again, because no single Ryan gawked at her gothic beauty
>>2029691 more lamenting that no one talked to her
>>2029737 first hints at a "dungeon daddy"
>>2029907 more bitching that no one noticed her at the faire
>>2029941 nonna's are putting 2 and 2 together and find out that Heather has her eyes on some guy who is into dungeonsynth and probably stalking him
>>2029986 some nonna's thinking dungeonsynth guy might be her ex LurchRyan she wants to get back
>>2029997 posting throwbacks to a cradle of filth show she saw with Lurch
>>2030086 suspicion arises that she might attend synth concerts in the hopes of running into Lurch
>>2030133 unfortunate Target fashion and squeezing into too small dresses in attempts to lure a new man
>>2031342 Heather admits to killing most of her plants
>>2030426 finally admitting that she and RumHamRyan fucked
>>2032279 Elliot Rodger style musings and complaining no man wants her
>>2032280 asking why she is so unworthy of human love
>>2032281 she is out with the only male "friend" she has left (Brandon) and he looks annoyed and done in her presence while she sings along to Pokemon
>>2032350 saying she is cursed and that's why she is alone
>>2032353 showing of human bones she got from her ex DeadeyesRyan
>>2032463 crying over a "boy" who doesn't like her back
>>2032466 Heather says she is the full package
>>2032467 living her best blonde goff life
>>2032476 stuffing bread in her face while complaining she is forever alone
>>2032580 not giving up hope that her twin flame exists
>>2032789 user believes dungeonsynth guy is her BabyRyan ex, rextyoung, because she is still in his comment section
>>2032797 posting about a guy she met last summer who turned cold on her, admits they finally reconnected, he only wanted sex and she gets pissed that then he said he just wants a casual connection and not another relationship
>>2033870 complaining how she loves him but he doesn't want to be exclusive
>>2033915 saying she is mourning 2 deaths at once because her fuckbody doesn't want to be in a relationship with her
>>2033953 nonna's still speculating who the ex is, it's either babyryan or lurch
>>2034133 more milking the situation posting about how she kissed him near a tombstone
>>2034204 monologue about the cruel situation because her ex just used her and how Rumham would have been there for her
>>2034502 finally blocking the guy
>>2034881 new "amazing" Ryan alert a day later
>>2034905 complaining that e-girl whores throw themselves at her ex guy
>>2034917 saying that no other girls are allowed if someone wants to be with her
>>2035002 going on a date with the new amazing Ryan
>>2035136 liking Trump posts
>>2035981 more disappointment after her date, the guy didn't like her
>>2036330 due to a financial pickle where she spent all her money on useless trash, she is now forced to open an Etsy shop
>>2036361 more of the trash she bought on a payment plan
>>2036419 attempting to set up the Etsy store
>>2036809 Heather manages to upload 2 items
>>2037810 more begging for dates
>>2038345 Heather hangs out with Brandon and his autistic friends, foxhole_relics is in the friendgroup
>>2040093 reorganizing her displays in her bedroom
>>2040106 glimpse of her living room
>>2040383 booking a hair appointment to color her hair black
>>2040722 hair appointment is in the cards
>>2042077 first glimpse of new Ryan, it's foxhole_relics from Brandon's friendgroup
>>2042165 new Ryan's face
>>2042273 he posts that he wasn't accepted into the military because of his eyesight
>>2042274 new Ryan is a maga nut
>>2042330 lies that they have known each other for months
>>2042802 says that she hadn't known him but now found him in the background of old pictures she took
>>2043017 leaves cringe mom type comments on all of his posts
>>2043786 forced pictures with him to prove how happy they are
>>2044137 Heather calls a ghost daddy during a spirit session with the new Ryan and Brandon and everyone cringes
>>2044176 more fake content for her Instagram to show how much they love each other
No. 2045944
All the Ryans in order:
>Ryan 1: Motivational Youtuber. Heather latched onto him and he apparently tried to help the dysfunctional couple by suggesting Heather seek therapy. Eventually they both threw him to the dogs.>Ryan 2: Ryan Z. Urbex’er whom Heather latched onto and physically stalked several times by using other people for rides. Met up again Oct 2019, Heather posted some cutesy things, and in less than a day those posts were removed and she put him on blast.>Ryan 3: Short-lived gamer boy met through Tinder.>Damian: On-off Urbex boyfriend. Eventually put him on blast after their 500th breakup.>Ryan 4: Craig. Graveyard photographer Heather briefly dated, but they appear to still be friends.>Ryan 5: Clay. Ex-boyfriend who broke up with her because she was negative. Tried to lure him back by being negative on her instagram stories.>Ryan 6: ChaseRyan. Dated for like 2 weeks LDR and were supposed to meet IRL but he changed his mind after he realised she’s batshit.>Ryan 7: Femryan. Stated dating the second time they met irl. After multiple breakups, Heather decided to end things for good because he wanted to go to a party on Halloween instead of going to the cemetery like all of their other dates.>Ryan 8: ChaseRyan round 2. They finally met in person but he was also seeing someone else and ultimately chose her instead.>Ryan 9: CharmRyan/GhostRyan. He got the measure of Hag pretty quick, and confessed to ghosting her cause she was still using Tinder and living her life on social media.>Ryan 10: BomberRyan, which sparked and fizzled within a week. >>1186214>Ryan 11: OldRyan, ryanectomy performed in less than 48 hours of this one being on the scene.>Ryan 12: Revengeryan / Ryanhumrevenge -@Rumhamrevenge, older alt photographer who's been hanging out with Heather. Not a true ryan because he's not a spoopy boy she wants to fuck, but comes in and out of the picture like the other ryans. Their relationship is weird and they've shared hotel rooms, but Heather doesn’t think he's a keeper for some reason. >>1288115, >>1288582, >>1289256>Ryan 13: PapeRyan. An old friend who she lost touch with ‘because of muh stalkers’. 13, unlucky for some, certainly unlucky for him. It seemed like she had finally found a decent match but it lasted mere weeks, Hag blaming their break up on his religious beliefs.>Ryan 14: BloodRyan aka Lurch. Heather met her match with this one- just as impulsive, insane, childish and melodramatic as she is. He promised the world, but after she quit her job and moved cities to be with him, he booted her out of his home after only a week…is he to blame? Is she? Heather claims the split was due to her plant collecting hobby, which Lurch was jealous of.>Ryan 15: BrianRyan aka BRyan. After an initial pre-Christmas date, Hag was sneaking pics and declaring love for this new Ryan. Off-the-peg forest and sigil tattoos, painted nails, thinning hair and 2012 piercings. Heather refers to him as a "psycho" and claims she was too caught up in physical attraction to recognize his "toxic behavior.">Ryan 16: ClockRyan. A resident of Long Island who she met over an app when he was visiting her area. She fell immediately in "love" and followed him back home, visiting NY with him over a weekend. He broke it off after about a week, apparently due to getting back with his ex.>Ryan 17: BabyRyan. Met him on some dating app and he lived 2 hours away. Calls him her "baby boy." Dates him for a few weeks at most and manages to pull off a pregnancy scare in that time. BabyRyan breaks it off in response to the "accidental" scare.>Ryan 18: AxeRyan. Heather matched with him on an app a year ago and forgot about him. She then matched with him again but offline about a month ago by attending the same spooky paranormal convention. He's a "Certified Paranormal Investigator" and is completely smitten by our summer goth princess.>Ryan 19: DeadEyesRyan. 36 year old history teacher. Met on a dating app. Dated for 6 months and shortly got engaged until he breaks things off, likely because he couldn't handle the consequences of Heather's online activity. Alleged racist and creep.>Ryan 20: WannabePrivateRyan, freshly turned 22 years old, this half blind Ryan is a military cosplayer World War autist who got turned down when he tried to enlist. No. 2045958
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Thank you for the new thread nonny mwah! We’re soon getting the hair change we all deserve after enduring her shenanigans for way too long nonitas!
No. 2045973
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How much debt is $200 a month in interest? That is definitely how she keeps buying all this extra crap to hoard.
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Thank you for making new thread nona
I was gonna do it if I didn't see one soon, & was gonna use this picture and probably get told off for it
No. 2046017
>>2045958>We’re soon getting the hair change we all deserve after enduring her shenanigans for way too long nonitas!i'm so excited for this. we have been waiting, this is gonna be good (i really hope she actually goes through with it) also ty for the thread OP!
>>2045967>We WILL be getting that long-awaited Halloween milk. I can feel it in my bones; this is our year, anons.nona it really is, i can feel it too. this is absolutely our year. i've been in a prayer circle for halloween milk with you since last year and i am so ready. if blac hair really happens i will be celebrating… i am so excited
>>2046010KEKKK
No. 2046049
>>2045973This is her second "halp im broke" post in less than a month, first was here
>>2036330With the last one she acted like it was a totally unexpected thing ("little situation I'm in"), but this confirms that all of the compulsive shopping has finally caught up with her. It's crazy that she's done this just for a bunch of dirty crap. Few weeks ago she was posting a chest or something that was totally rusted and crusted up with dog pee, didn't post because I couldn't even watch it all ("Guess I should have worn gloves!") but this is the kind of thing she's going broke over to try to buy a personality.
>>2045989I had about $7k debt once after emergency travel and it was about $200 to $225 per month, so that's a good guess!
No. 2046078
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>I'm delighted to own more John Darian (sic)
she says, misspelling his name, about a $30 printed cotton throw from Target. Textiles from his actual company go for easily $1,200+. She's so pretentious and fake. Might as well buy a print of Starry Night on Etsy and claim to own "a Van Gogh."
No. 2046116
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It’s been like 2 days I think he was just at work. She’s acting like it’s been weeks. This is so bizarre
No. 2046126
>>2046116there HAS to be a reason she's being a stage 5 clinger mom, right? another woman/threat in the wings? I didn't see any girls in the hangout stuff
maybe we're so far removed from hair locket that I forgot how intense she can be, it makes me actually uncomfortable how she can talk like this about a guy she's known for less than a month
No. 2046131
I feel the need to bring back this fucking video from the last thread, just because it's such a fucking cut that she publicly posted, like
why did you post this>>2044953>can we be friends?>we know how that works out for you, heatherthat goober dude does NOT like heather kek
No. 2046137
PrivateRyan is way less ugly on one side of his face than the other, likely being the blind eye, and not engaging the muscles and it just atrophies away - like how mouth breathers become jawless.
So long as Heather deathgrips to the correct arm, she will be happy- but hark, a quandary- this means that his good eye will get a full view of her plain and shapeless self at all times.
But maybe, on his blind side, his one ear is better-so he is wisely keeping that turned away from the shrieking.
Anyway. When u read her posts, this early in, it's like, how do u progress when you've gone in so hard so soon? Is she even going to try? The bpdemon urge will surely be to keep upping the ante, but how even? It seems meaningless already anyway because she's done it so soon.
Her only move in any direction is now Operation Baby trap. God help him, Hopefully PrivateRyans privates have problems with his troops making the grade too.
No. 2046161
>>2046126Maybe he just matches her crazy. He's in his early 20s right? I can see him going full "I love you my darling soul mate" to go along with her because he looks autistic and like he never had a romantic relationship before, so he doesn't know how bizarre this behavior is.
>>2046131Thank you, I was the anon who asked for a transcript because I couldn't understand what they were saying. This is so embarrassing.
No. 2046365
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looks like privateryan works at the power plant, seems to have a decent wage at least
No. 2046431
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>>2046365He’s a forklift driver at some kind of factory. “Plant” doesn’t necessarily mean power plant. Many kinds of factories are referred to as plants in the US at least
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>>2046431More specifically he’s a forklift driver at a plastic packaging plant called Pactiv Evergreen. Definitely not making bank
No. 2046462
>>2046458his wage is pretty normal for someone his age.
Most importantly. he is not obligated to help with her debt they just started fucking. thats something an unrealistic retard like heather would think
No. 2046463
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>>2045973Posting her brand new $55 wicked stanley cup, a movie she won’t see and a cup she already has, right after this and then begging for money the next day
No. 2046482
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I wonder how many more times she's going to post this picture.
No. 2046494
>>2046184thats a weird tinfoil. have you been to meetups? first impressions are pretty important, and heather completely bombed this one.
I don’t think brandon wants her because hes shown how irritated he is in all vids shes posted with him. he probably gave the heads up about heather with his friends and….well you know how she is.
No. 2046518
>>2046504i mean, some people have tolerance for bullshit, which is a requirement for heather. heather doesnt have any friends, and we all know she’ll never have female friends. she seems to tag along with him than the other way around (to chase dick).
I don’t get vibes he’ll ever tell her to stop being weird or put her phone down or something along those lines…that one vid posted in the last thread where she was freaking out with her ex indicates arguing with her counterproductive and leads nowhere.
so I don’t think its about incentive, he probablyjust cant get rid of her at this point lol.
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>>2046494>>2046504I like to imagine heather is the pitied-friend in that friend group. Like they have a group chat that excludes her and one that includes her. They plan all the fun stuff on their exclusive one and she does all the initiation for hangouts and ghost hunts on the inclusive one. Im sure when one of those autistic dorks have regular hangouts or parties (whatever "regular" and "party" means to these uber-autists, idk) without even thinking of inviting her or they mention it as a joke.
im sure she wouldnt be so insufferable if she didnt have this pining need to be center of attention and performative constantly. Im sure she feels like the "hot nerd girl amongst her not hot male nerd friends" but heather is no Bernadette from big bang. More like a blonde Amy. Kek
No. 2046521
>>2046458>she seems about as financially aware as she is romantically aware…she is not. She acts like she has short term memory loss, living in 1 month loops and then restarting like she doesn’t remember the last 200 times.i agree with your entire post. i also have to highlight this because you're 100% right. she has absolutely zero self-awareness, it's one of the reasons why following these threads is so entertaining to see her stumble over the same rock over and over kek
>>2046155>He looks like a cardboard cutoutKEK
No. 2046538
>>2046520Ayrt
Oh forsure amy is leagues better than heather. Atleast amy has hobbies and interests and a thought processing, thought provoking brain. Kek heather is all platitudes, parades and aesthetics. I was not comparing their personalities, only their looks.
No. 2046563
>>2046560her mom is irrelevant so no there's no pics, unclear if also a hoarder but she probably collects something
pretty sure her mom lives in a house, not an apartment
assuming dad's not in the picture, he's never mentioned ever
No. 2046635
>>2046504>what incentive Moids will tolerate you if they think they have a chance to get in your pants. Even if you’re an annoying psycho. They seem desperate enough.
>>2046539>betterAre you blind too? He’s lucky his chin isn’t weak because that jaw is pathetic. With the exception of his height, he lost the genetic lottery.
No. 2046734
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>>2046436ForkliftCertifiedRyan is giving me distinct dale gribble energy here
No. 2046824
>>2046436Pensacola Christian Academy? that is like 80/100 on the “crazy fundie fake education” scale, holy crap
at least the two of them have ignorance in common
No. 2046901
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Uh oh Heather, the e-girl whores are coming for your man
No. 2046913
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Yes Heather. They are definitely targeting you.
No. 2046930
>>2046923This. They're campaign workers. Trump and Harris are spending $375 million THIS MONTH ALONE in Pennsylvania. The bubble she lives in is just impenetrable!
I sometimes wonder how Heather is able to maintain a job and life and not stay in the bathroom all day, trying to free the girl trapped in the mirror.
No. 2046968
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I saged this because idk if this counts as new milk? I was googling Heather and read this thread and a reply that was posted a little bit ago and this is ISANE! It appears she knew what her ex hubby was into and activity found him kids????
No. 2046985
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>>2046901I feel like Heather is the kind of person that would actually hiss at someone
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No. 2047006
>>2046985Calm down bitch, it’s a bot. She’s the kind of girl that would see a text on his phone that says ‘I love you sweetie’, hunt down the person without any more context and bust down their house door screaming about ‘Laying off
her man’ only to find out it was from his mom or something. And then proceed to still be jealous.
No. 2047009
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>>2046985Squirt squirt bitch.
No. 2047011
>>2046985>>2046901I mean… at least they have a matching IQ… quite telling that he's so much younger than her.
This halloween has been the best one in years, regarding heathers milk.
Anyone want to wager what their costumes are going to be?
No. 2047033
>>2046985It's insane to me that she still uses facebook.
>>2047021Kek why are the beard and blond hair drawn in?
No. 2047034
>>2046990i am awaiting with baited breath. fingers are crossed like hell nonnies
>>2047025kek i was wondering the same thing, i can picture her asking obsessively while he's just staring at the other side of the room. also i agree, if she just does some really minor change i'm gonna be real disappointed
>This halloween has been the best one in years, regarding heathers milk. agreed, we have been spoiled this year, absolutely loving it
>>2047011>>2047016i feel like whatever they do will be really low effort and cheap. the bar for my expectations are on the floor, i can't imagine them doing anything close to good
>>2046995that's been my worry this whole time. like it's an elaborate long con troll attempt. she was originally planning the black with the grey front pieces but i'm worried she's changed her mind now that her ugly scrote is in the picture. worried it's going to be a really small chage. either way i hate her blonde straw looking hair so i feel like almost anything would be better.
No. 2047038
>>2046901>if I wanted a whore I'd buy oneMeanwhile heather has put out for any tinder guy she's ever had a first date with. kek. These two deserve eachother.
>>2047021Not enough cleavage tbh. She's going to go with something basic and "spooky" that highlights her boobs to some degree. Maybe just throw on a witch hat with that dumb ren faire outfit she's been wearing literally everywhere since she's so broke rn. She's not very creative.
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No. 2047087
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This is not a drill, we have a hair reveal!
No. 2047089
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Oh no this does not suit her at alllllll she looks older, fatter and more retarded somehow
No. 2047101
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Heather please for fuck sake be goth and wear a whole bunch of black eyeliner or something
No. 2047105
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Oh nooooooo it’s so bad
No. 2047109
>>2047088holy FUCK, she actually went through with it. okay, i have been wanting this for way too long.. and her hair looks good, very glad she stuck with it. she looks very happy here so i'm glad she likes the change and i think the hair itself looks great but it clashes so hard with her makeup, way worse than when she had the blond style. i also think it would look better with some bangs. however, it's not blonde anymore and she went through with the black, so i'll be celebrating in the streets like i had stated previously. i'm overjoyed. thank you heather
>>2047101>>2047104hard agree, this look requires eyeliner, she desperately needs it at this point. the smudgy grey eyeshadow and no eyeliner with this hair is not the way to go. curious how a red lip and black eye shadow/eyeliner/mascara would look with this. also again, i kinda wish she chose some bangs. i still really like the hair though and for once i'm happy for her. i'm celebrating nonnies, we really got our black hair!!!
No. 2047110
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>>2047101It pains me that she insists on using grey eyeshadow without mascara or eyeliner.
>>2047104I think no makeup is doable with this hair as seen here (only spoiled as it’s not that relevant) but her problem is she doesn’t do commit to either looks.
No. 2047113
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Hair reveal for PrivateRyan.
No. 2047117
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Looks much better without the grey eyeshadow and black lipstick.
No. 2047118
>>2047104going with a bold ass style like this usually looks SUPER fucking weird without makeup unless you’re naturally pretty and/or mitigate the “no makeup” look with a lash lift/tint, brow tint, and like lip oil or SOMETHING.
holy shit this is awful. her stylist must hate her because anyone with their brass would give a full consult that considers someone’s lifestyle choices. lmao what a waste of money
No. 2047119
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She posted this 35 minutes ago or so in between hair updates.
No. 2047120
>>2047113>>2047114>filenamekek
how many times did she ask? i get wanting a little reassurance but damn she had to have asked more than 5 times across both videos. and with the second vids "i love you" at the end and his quiet "you too"… kek.
>you can touch it!she's so embarassing oh my god. i do think the hair itself looks really nice though
>>2047117glad she removed the lipstick, if she's gonna half-ass her eye makeup she shouldn't bother with the dark lipstick
>>2047119some things are better left unposted, heather
No. 2047128
>>2047119The music and this image make it look like a tribute to a deceased person post kek
Also now will she finally ditch the millhouse glasses and skinny jeans?! The black hair really highlights how unremarkable looking she is and makes her look bigger. The hair itself is a step up from the awful blonde though
No. 2047142
>>2047114I'm surprised he actually seems pretty warm and affectionate with her compared to most of the past ryans. Maybe I'm just scarred from all the awkward selfies with deadeyes looming behind her menacingly though.
>>2047119>>2047128This looks more like a "in memorium" post than anything she posted about rumham. kek
No. 2047189
>>2047119Ok, he looks A LOT like a guy I used to date. Much like this guy, he looked average enough, and MIGHT have been decent looking if only his extreme social awkwardness didn't make him very unpleasant to be with.
And that guy used to love tanks and war stuff too. Despite being the kind of guy who expects the woman to protect him.
So I can sort of imagine the personality of this moid. If I'm correct, this guy is not going to leave Heather easily because he knows it wouldn't be easy for him to find a decent-looking woman.
(blogging/integrate) No. 2047194
>>2047130i was thinking the same thing nonita. the black is too inky, the colorist must have just put straight up level 2 on it without filling the blonde first with a like red. if you look at this
>>2047110 you’ll notice hints of warmth, giving it a more natural look
why didn’t they do the full face frame? tbh it looks like she put a black synthetic wig too far back on her head and some blonde bits are sticking out the front. it just looks unbalanced.
but i’m surprised she actually did it. i guess that’s one positive thing about this lol
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Yeah it looks terrible.
No. 2047202
>>2047171Seconded and have nitpicked about it previously kek. Actually not a nitpick, it’s perfect since Pete Steele wrote this mocking the woman who thought she was all that, but really wasn’t.
>>2047194Kek nonita this is spot on. It looks utterly tragique.
No. 2047235
>>2047205medium brown, like her eyebrows
when you go darker you always need to tint your brows and lashes, it’s like $40 more and well worth it
No. 2047236
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He is officially under lock and key. I checked if he did the same on his profile but nothing on there
When I heard him talk, he actually seems quite nice. Heather is definitely going to do a number on him
No. 2047277
File: 1729181728881.jpeg (900.66 KB, 828x1460, IMG_6586.jpeg)
You can see how green/blue it already looks here. You can tell her stylist just does blonde and has no idea how to do creative color, it looks like it did not stick and will wash out to a real nasty color next time she showers. She should have gone to someone that does edgier hair instead of a blonde specialist. The blonde pieces are so uneven too
No. 2047288
>>2047277Oh no, that is going to fade SO green. Also, the money pieces are so thin and pathetic. It doesn't look like there is any peekaboo "white" underneath. Her natural brown color would have looked so much better.
She really needs new glasses now though. These always looked terrible on her, but with the new hair color it's heinous.
No. 2047292
File: 1729183279238.jpg (562.93 KB, 1284x2282, 1000016786.jpg)
Let's not forget that this is what she was going for, looks very different
No. 2047313
>>2047198Oh Heather… you look like a troon skinwalking an anime avatar.
Oh well, this is a big moment for her.
>>2047113>>2047114This is where she really suffers for hating females and refusing female friends. Her whole life now revolves around a moid she's known for two weeks. She needs someone to tell her how to style and a blind civil war re-enactor ain't it girl.
No. 2047318
File: 1729188709508.jpg (1.14 MB, 1080x2400, Screenshot_20241017_120842_Ins…)
Am I tripping or is it actually green on the ends, even though it doesn't look intentional? This looks like a box dye job.
No. 2047334
File: 1729190554964.png (2.62 MB, 1179x2556, IMG_1945.png)
>>2047113kek he’s so ugly and her new hair makes her look genuinely retarded
No. 2047337
File: 1729191346445.jpeg (129.94 KB, 600x600, IMG_4451.jpeg)
>>2047334A slight angle change and he'd look like the Aphex Twin album cover. He kinda reminds me of the trollface drawing here, too.
No. 2047342
>>2047198the blonde bit in front just makes her forehead look bigger from a distance. such an unfortunate choice. She would have been better off going all dark and actually getting some layers or something put in. the limp flat hair looks awful on her in any color.
>>2047236>When I heard him talk, he actually seems quite niceHe's a maga retard and a military autist, but he does seem like one of very few ryans who actually treated her warmly. I have a feeling this one might last more than the usual month or two.
>>2047334Honestly insane he's only 20. privateRyan is going to be fully bald up top by 25. The massive age gap between them isn't obvious just looking at them.
No. 2047352
>>2047334Forreals, blindwannabeprivateryan looks 30. No one is going to assume he is so much younger than her by glancing at them in public.
The only reason this ryan may stay a few months is because he is young and naive. Imagine when he wants to go hangout with friends without her. Imagine if one of the friends is a girl. Bevause of course heather can have a bunch of guy friends but miss jealousy will flip out if he has female friends. Especially if they are his age or god forbid, prettier than her. Kek
No. 2047356
>>2047318Can’t she even ditch her granny glasses for a result pic of the hairstyle ffs
>>2047334 vs
>>2046436 his best decision was to grow that beard
No. 2047368
File: 1729195364731.jpg (152.35 KB, 730x1047, maga-prolefood.jpg)
>>2047342> He's a maga retard and a military autistBy total coincidence, she's one now too!
No. 2047380
File: 1729196619597.jpg (124.48 KB, 668x766, page2-826.jpg)
If Heather gets pregnant with this baby's baby, it will never even have a chance at a brain cell.
No. 2047386
>>2047113This is so much worse than I thought. I absolutely love it! And honesty, this might be THE Ryan. While it makes me very uncomfortable how they interact, they seem to be equally awkward and he actually seems to like her. Also judging from the facebook comment, they're also both batshit insane
>>2047288I know Heather is absolutely horrible at choosing glasses, but pretty much anything would be better than this. With big enough dark frames, the eyebrows might not even be that noticeably bad.
No. 2047503
File: 1729207358953.png (5.82 MB, 1179x2556, IMG_5037.png)
She somehow looks more frumpy KEK and sadly no kill star at the cemetery today to match the new hair… target outfit it is
No. 2047576
File: 1729211525468.jpg (213.47 KB, 720x1253, paperyanbreakup.jpg)
>>2047486Nope, this is the post she made after the breakup with PapeRyan. She said she wasn't a Christian woman and that their belief system "hurts people" before turning around and saying she wants to "raise hell" with some bad boys. kek
>>2047503her killstar stuff doesn't fit her anymore nonna. It's why we only ever see her in that renfaire outfit when she is "dressing up".
No. 2047687
>>2047114do you guys think heather likes her new hair?
She has to keep up appearances with all the posts saying she likes it but asking over and over if someone likes it is not inspiring confidence lol, also knowing it did not turn out like her inspiration pics…I wonder if she’s coping and I’m curious how long she’ll keep the black hair
No. 2047817
File: 1729276297636.jpeg (921.09 KB, 828x1459, IMG_6590.jpeg)
Beady ass eyes. Privateryan being immature, conservative, and throwing the word whore around makes me think he wouldn’t be too happy about her having her tits out like deadeyes was
No. 2047823
>>2047687I really can't tell. Photos like
>>2047198 almost suggest she's delusional, she looks nothing like she did when she was 17, they actually look like two completely different people. Does she not see that? She has to, but maybe she doesn't?
Most people in their mid-30s kinda laugh or cringe about their old photos but Heather seems to idealize it to a very unhealthy degree. Trying to fill herself up with a "true goff" identity from her teens and going broke to try to be 17 again is sad. Dating a 22 year old is kinda freaky in that light.
>>2047817MAGA rallies are full of people with tattoos, tits out, bad fillers and hair extensions that look like they were ripped off dead animals, conservative identity is just not that coherent.
No. 2048107
>>2047687I think she is proud of herself for going through with it- even though she desired her Goff Teen aesthetic, she had cultivated her Depressed Target Taylor Swift persona for so long. She is so appearance focused that this was a BIG deal to her, and she actually had the confidence (?) to follow through.
I think she is disappointed because it didn't turn out like she imagined, it wasn't cheap, it won't be cheap to fix, and there is no Goff/punk cred from DIYing it like when she was younger.
Luckily she has her claws in a new Ryan so she isn't spiraling, yet. By the time she does need to spiral, she'll have more recent reasons for it in her goldfish brain.
No. 2048147
File: 1729358788678.mp4 (3.19 MB, 1080x1920, wakey wakey.mp4)
POV: You're a Ryan waking up after a nightmare
No. 2048178
>>2048147Not normal. She's basically begging PrivateRyan to have sex with her kek. "And this is what i look like in the morning, don't you want to seeeee?" She's very blatant about her intention behind what she believes is a thirst trap.
She may be shooting herself in the foot tho - PrivateRyan may take these as her advertising herself to others rather than it being for him.
No. 2048181
File: 1729362890811.jpeg (188.88 KB, 363x1280, Picsew_20241019112908.jpeg)
>>2048153She’s posted 8 selfies since she woke up 6 hours ago. I don’t follow anyone else that posts as narcissistically as she does, and the weird eyefucking videos she posts are extremely bizarre
No. 2048206
File: 1729370620430.jpeg (778.57 KB, 828x1461, IMG_6611.jpeg)
The crazy in her eyes kek this is picture really tells a story
No. 2048296
File: 1729390055550.jpeg (376.63 KB, 828x1452, IMG_6616.jpeg)
This kid is in over his head
No. 2048387
File: 1729429210652.jpeg (888.97 KB, 1179x1995, IMG_3133.jpeg)
No. 2048390
>>2048387lmao i had a feeling with all the selfies she was slightly disappointed with it
this one i can’t solely pin on hag. it’s the colorist’s job to not only wash the color out but to also brief the client on whatever home care she needs to do. colorist should’ve done like 2-3 washes and see the water running clear.
she should find another salon, one that’s more edgy or one that isn’t a blonde specialist (kekerino) no wonder the black looks awful
but heather for the love of god don’t let your mentally ill impulsive ass buy box dye and put it in your hair. yeah it’s only two tiny sections, but the hairline is the most fragile hair, esp by the part. box dye comes with heavy duty developers because it needs to work for everyone. also it’s gonna stain everything. she should just wait for an appt but i know she won’t because this hair will fix everything and make her new ryan magically live in her bed like a jeffrey dahmer
victim (i thought that was a little gruesome but tbh i think that’s what she actually wants kek)
No. 2048480
>>2048387Freaking called it
>>2048389>>2048453Kek, enjoy your wicked witch look hag
No. 2048499
>>2048387 HA I said exactly this would happen
>>2047277 her hairstylist is a retard for not knowing how to properly go black over blonde but Heather is a retard for going to a blonde specialist for creative color. The girl should have said this is out of her wheelhouse, very scummy to take her money anyway but Heather deserves it
No. 2048665
File: 1729471602545.jpeg (669.13 KB, 1284x2282, goblin-hair.jpeg)
As we grieve over 48 hours of black hair we ask for your privacy at this time.
No. 2048695
File: 1729476479672.jpeg (845.13 KB, 828x1461, IMG_6621.jpeg)
No. 2048701
File: 1729477039768.jpg (439.02 KB, 1440x1799, 17vs34.JPG)
> There is a special satisfaction, a healing in growing up to be the person your teenaged self fantasized about but wasn’t allowed to be. [Mending Heart Emoji] 17 and 34.
> It took some getting lost and being brave but she’s back on track. She’s still here.
> being brave
Remember when words had meaning?
No. 2048705
File: 1729477306931.jpeg (1.29 MB, 1179x1914, IMG_3174.jpeg)
I’m guessing MagaRyan isn’t paying enough attention to her today so she’s acting depressed
No. 2048717
>>2048695Kek these are so funny to me. She seems so fucking crazy in these posts. Especially to her normal followers who probably dont know what she is on about.
You really showed whoever youre talking about! Now they know better than to doubt heather! Yeah fuck them.
Like what is this? Heather needs meds.
No. 2048814
>>2048695Imagine being in your mid 30s and spending all your time trying to convince strangers on the internet that you are "totally super goth!". It's no wonder anyone around her own age can't stand being around her for more than a week or two and she has to date some college age kid instead.
>>2048807But anon! She knows three whole Type O Negative songs and thinks peter steele is like totally super hot! She even dyed her hair black and is occasionally wearing a black top or dress! She's the gothiest goth ever. Those wannabes in the altcow threads could never.
No. 2048820
File: 1729502572015.mp4 (9.79 MB, 1080x1918, 1000016936.mp4)
Video cuts off for some reason but…debt who?
No. 2048823
>>2048820It irks me to no end that she knows nothing about any of the antiques she buys. Alot of them are just common junk but a genuine collector of things likes what they like. She just likes buying shit in the moment but never learns about an item nor does she ever explain why she is drawn to something other than “I saw this and just
had to get it.” Every fucking time.
No. 2048828
>>2048701Oey heather to fully complete your larp of yourself you have to get the eyeliner too
>>2048820Why is she trying to be sultry in the beginning? Also she’s looking at herself the whole time jeez she’s so self obsessed it’s sickening
No. 2048852
>>2048828She's staring at herself and making sure her face is 3/4ths turned the entire time. So focused on herself that she barely shows the objects that she tells us next to nothing about. The "knights helmet" and Iron Cross are fucking
sus… is she going to start collecting nazi shit because of her moid?
No. 2048864
File: 1729519434037.mp4 (1.03 MB, 1080x1920, 1000016953.mp4)
Why is this so comical
No. 2048901
>>2048820shopping addiction on full display and trying so hard to be uwu SeXy.
I wonder if she didn't have social media if she would still have her shopping addiction. It seems as though she only buys things so she can have an excuse post more.
No. 2048917
>>2048901Clearly WannabePrivateRyan had other things to do this weekend and she went manic.
1. Bedroom eyes videos
>>20481472. Binge shopping despite being thousands of dollars in debt and apparently having real trouble even paying her bills now
>>20488203. Endless selfies in which the 32º head angle returns
>>20481814. Bouncing between the realization that dying her hair didn't change her personality
>>2048387 >>2048453 and then doubling down and insisting that it did
>>2048695 >>2048701
This is Heather in 24 hours separated from a man she's barely known for 2 weeks.
No. 2048954
>>2048917This and also reposing the meme on her story implying she’s freaked out on him for no reason already
>>2048296 she’s clearly going through it. If he’s not giving her enough attention or affection for her standards aka proposing marriage and babies he’s in for one
No. 2048982
File: 1729539739285.jpeg (946.87 KB, 1179x1841, IMG_3178.jpeg)
Poor people supporting trump are hilarious
No. 2049014
File: 1729543940389.jpg (280.14 KB, 1080x2118, 1000024320.jpg)
She's so desperate to bring up anything sexual, and he keeps curbing her. I wonder how long it will take for her to flip out on him for not jumping in balls deep immediately.
No. 2049136
File: 1729561084826.jpeg (1018.42 KB, 1179x1690, IMG_3179.jpeg)
She’s just posting non stop trump stuff today. There is more but this is enough. She pisses me off.
No. 2049146
File: 1729564365634.jpg (291.69 KB, 1013x998, most embarrassing.jpg)
>>2049136Oh, Heather. I can't wait to see how this ends.
No. 2049148
>>2048856I knew it was inevitable that she'd go full nazi but I was holding out hope that she wasn't an actual retard after she claimed deadeyes was a racist and thats why she broke up with him. I'm starting to think he's the one that broke up with her. Or she thought "oh no I hate being alone more than I hate being a piece of shit" and now she's leaning in to her inherent white nationalist proclivities.
>>2048857There's no way she's not taking our advice. NOW TRY SOME MASCARA.
No. 2049150
>>2049104"Dating"? She'd be Mary Kay Letourneau.
>>2048982Genuine??? Trump literally has never had a blue collar job in his life. I would bet he's never even stepped foot in a Target and would spit on this ugly bitch if she ever tried speaking to him.
No. 2049183
>>2049136Holy shit, that's low. She has
no morals, ideas or thoughts of her own. It must be emotionally painful to constantly have this hole where your personality and beliefs should be, no wonder she's constantly looking for a Ryan to leech.
No. 2049209
>>2049136Before wannabeprivateRyan:
>openly anti trump>adamantly not a Christian woman>scolds axeryan for racist boomer memes>claims deadeyes was racist and a creepFast forward to her completely flipping the narrative to become a god-fearing trump-loving tradwife to a 22yo forklift driver who still lives at home. Is her biological clock a time bomb?
No. 2049240
>>2048224>>2048340fully agreed. i am genuinely overjoyed she decided to actually go through with the black. it is the first and likely the only time i will ever be proud of heather, and i hated that straw-looking blonde she had so much. i would have preferred anything over the blonde, but i was seriously hoping she would actually do black hair. the hair doesn't suit her
that well, but i do actually like it and i'm happy she went through with the change instead of sticking with that crispy fried blonde she had before. i'm glad she's been playing a bit with makeup to make it look a little better, but i do wish the style itself was a bit different. i feel like bangs and a bit more volume could make a difference. but imo it's an improvement from before, and i'm happy she did it. i know a lot of nonnies hate it but i'm really excited about the change. here's to a black hair halloween
>>2048695this shits so fucking funny
>>2049139kek i've wondered this too, i really can't imagine how dysfunctional her family must be
>>2049209she proves time and time again how she's devoid of any substance and at the end of every day she is truly empty and has no actual part of her that belongs to her. if her constant projecting on social media wasn't proof enough, it's still always crazy watching her twist and turn in real time to completely shift every part of her to suit whatever ryan she has her eye on at the moment. there's literally nothing to her, she's one of the emptiest people i've ever witnessed. she would really benefit from logging off and learning self-reflection (perhaps using a physical journal instead of spouting every thought that enters her mind immediately on instagram) but i know that narcissistic people couldn't do that if their life depended on it. the deadeyes ryan story never added up to begin with either, she kept shifting the story around and tried to pretend it was about him being a creep or a racist but we know deep down heather has no real morals, her moral compass is just whatever ryan she's walking behind
No. 2049305
File: 1729609640072.jpg (387.13 KB, 1080x2089, 1000024350.jpg)
>>2049209She's pursued him pretty hard after this. Maybe his "budget" was enough to make her do another 180 on her personality.
No. 2049386
File: 1729626758681.jpeg (1014.18 KB, 828x1426, IMG_6624.jpeg)
Moids get praised for the lowest effect tf is this. Also the implication here that he’s spending the night already. Mission baby trap is a go?
No. 2049413
File: 1729632422200.jpg (104.24 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)
I just caught up reading the past few threads after not checking for over a year, and HO-LEE SHIT never change Heather. Like it's crazy to see her become more and more deranged between the Ryan's. I've never actually witnessed this kind of behavior and so publicly! Absolutely zero shame, I just can't really grasp the idea of her being a real person living her life like this. It's been a wild ride and I don't think it's going to end anytime soon.
>>2046482Completely random but I couldn't remember who feetusblindWPRyan reminded me of. This guy from The Sims on Gba from back in the day kek.
No. 2049445
>>2049386Are those everything bagels? Onions, garlic, and strawberries…yes it's nitpicky but I'm disgusted.
>>2048864Seeing her in full motion is so jarring. She is lumbering. Also her hair looks so blue and flat. I can't tell if her hairdresser used blue black dye or it's just fading that fast.
No. 2049464
>>2049455>>2049452I was thinking the same thing about the slices kek who even
>>2049450I think it's OJ? it fixes nothing but at least it isn't chocolate milk for this vomitrocious breakfast spread
No. 2049492
File: 1729651901149.jpeg (866.07 KB, 1091x1833, IMG_3197.jpeg)
he definitely feels the same hag
No. 2049496
>>2049454it looks like frothy sewage, what the hell kind of oranges did they use? rotten ones?
p.s: i'm not USian, what's an everything bagel?
No. 2049499
>>2049496It's a savory bagel with garlic flakes, dried onions, poppy seeds, sesame seeds, etc. It's fine with cream cheese tbh, but strawberries are a really odd choice. I'm assuming she threw this together from whatever she had just sitting around in her fridge. I wonder if they "made" the orange juice because she only had oranges laying around, but no juice? It does look absolutely rancid somehow. I thought I was looking at frothy chocolate milk under a particularly warm light.
>>2049492>I look like I own a white vanwell, he certainly is more self aware than she is at least. kek
No. 2049518
>>2049492Damn he’s already trying to hide the fact that he will be bald in 5 years. That little comb over job isn’t doing shit.
>I look like I own a white vanI guess I can give him credit for being a little self aware.
>>2049499>I thought I was looking at frothy chocolate milk under a particularly warm light.God…same. I didn’t know “just pulp” was a choice.
No. 2049544
File: 1729672095101.jpeg (247.86 KB, 1170x1762, IMG_5061.jpeg)
>>2049465It is likely the bottom of the strawberry not a singular raspberry. I am most depressed by it appearing to be cold butter and not even cream cheese.
I was thinking Heather should be checked for a brain tumor, for the absolutely bizarre behavior she displays and choices she makes. Then i went back to the first threads on her and realized she’s been stuck in the same cycles forever. When does she even have time to work with how active she is on socials? How does she find any peace in the shallow empty imitation of life she obsessively projects? (picture of a random non mascara user who is not Heather)
No. 2049545
File: 1729672555032.jpg (410.92 KB, 1080x1919, 1000017024.jpg)
Totally not performative btw
No. 2049546
File: 1729672584315.jpg (661.19 KB, 1080x1919, 1000017025.jpg)
I wonder if she'll start going to slipknot concerts now
No. 2049653
>>2049492"I didn't know it was possible to love you any more than after I said ILY 5 minutes after we met."
>>2049585Unfortunately she already lives in the hills, this is who lives there lol
No. 2049943
File: 1729778094621.jpg (125.77 KB, 1080x1919, 1000017037.jpg)
Letting Wannabeprivateryan know there are still guys in her DMs. Not sure what the flex here is meant to be though
No. 2050303
File: 1729871562482.jpg (362.58 KB, 1284x2282, 1000007125.jpg)
It's like she doesn't know she can just text him this cringe shit. So performative.
No. 2050481
>>2050303Such a wispy tiny little pretty leaf kek you wish Hag
I wonder when this dweeb is going to jump to her honor itt, he seems retarded enough to do that.
No. 2050648
File: 1729972764540.jpg (369.75 KB, 2000x1185, eyes-of-a-failed-sex-pest.jpg)
Ah, the weekend! Time for Heather to see if she can make it up to 5 digits in debt by the end of the year.
No. 2050652
File: 1729973527021.jpg (125.48 KB, 1148x1067, wannabe-private-ryan-was-right…)
>>2050648>>2050651Samefag because lol, I was just googling the patch and found his reddit.
He made this himself.
https://old.reddit.com/user/Panzermann_1944/> PANZERMANN_1944 No. 2050653
>>2050651and voting for Trump while everyone knows how much Trump hates the military, they are really made for each other
>>2050652that background he chose for his picture made all of it way better, perfect horror movie vibes. And why is his username German?
No. 2050657
File: 1729974541226.jpg (98.91 KB, 1143x1013, wannabe-private-ryan-reverse.j…)
>>2050653"Panzer" is the German word for tank, usually ref WW2. You'd normally assume someone calling themselves PANZERMANN_1944 is a Nazi. I think he's just insanely autistic though. At this very moment he's walking around in public wearing this.
No. 2050660
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>>2050652Seems like he was cheated on a few months ago. Going through his comments it's interesting that he's a milquetoast fence-sitter redditor and crazy on facebook, usually it's the other way around.
No. 2050674
File: 1729976783729.jpeg (286.39 KB, 828x1577, Picsew_20241026140456.jpeg)
I dunno what this post was since it got deleted, but it seems like he’s going back to his roots lately judging by his Facebook posts
No. 2050675
File: 1729977030635.jpeg (64.67 KB, 828x252, IMG_6651.jpeg)
He comments on r/blondes! Heather you fucked up!
No. 2050682
File: 1729977418422.jpeg (543.78 KB, 828x1321, IMG_6652.jpeg)
Confirmed Heather is his first girlfriend as well
No. 2050687
>>2050674I remember being that age and going through "phases" that felt like they lasted forever but in retrospect lasted like 6 months.
He seems really stupid and autistic which makes Heather skinwalking his opinions even more funny.
>>2050660Oh boy, this moid never stood a chance lol
No. 2050698
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>>2050675Oh sweet irony
(non-contribution, low effort post) No. 2050708
File: 1729981567511.png (12.17 KB, 831x203, reveddit.PNG)
>>2050705Or he just likes nazi shit. I'm going through his removed comments kekk
No. 2050717
File: 1729982579736.png (38.88 KB, 927x332, neckbeard.PNG)
>>2050708Samefagging to add this. Wannabeprivateryan was homeschooled
(repost) No. 2050728
>>2050696Oh I see, yeah it's as much of a red flag here as it would be there. The fake bomber coat he's cosplaying in his from a US unit that according to wiki bombed the shit out of German cities.
>>2050705lol he's a war sperg, he thinks German shit is cool like he thinks Confederate shit is cool, there's not much more to it. Just concentrated autism.
>>2050723Where do you think he ranks among the recent ryans? He's dumb, autistic, cringe, a neckbeard, publicly embarrassing and a recovering incel but the competition is not that bright!
No. 2050752
>>2050705Anon, literally what, that makes no sense. As someone who is nearly 100% PA Dutch, there is no tie between "knowing some German" and using a nazi military term. We were literally ostracized for the majority of WWII for speaking "German". As someone who is conversational in both languages, there is minimal overlap in terms of language and it's insane to say, "uh well, there's a Germanic culture so that's where he got this very specific German military term that refers to a specific kind of tank."
He's 100% a larper seeing as WWII weekend is held in Reading yearly, not far from Gettysburg. It's huge event, one of the biggest in the country. There's a pretty large re-eneactor community in the area. (Reading is not far from Gettysburg, about an hour 30)
(no1currs) No. 2050779
File: 1729996349339.jpg (58.13 KB, 804x233, wannabeprivateryansdeployment.…)
I have a theory about him doing his 360 on being a neo-confederate conservatard. His face is attached to his reddit which includes all his posts. The military is very staunch when it comes to social media. You are supposed to be impartial and claim no affiliation with a political party or organization other than your branch of service. You are considered an extension of the military and you are not allowed to express your thoughts on those subjects or be interviewed by the media in general without going through the proper channels. They always do a background check and it goes a lot deeper than people realize, they might interview people close to you depending on the job you're trying to get. If someone says something stupid, you're rejected. The Air Force is the most corporate in terms of culture and they take optics more seriously than other branches. Him openly posting in the Air Force reddit all but sealed his fate. There are Nazis and literal clan members active in the military but they get to keep their jobs because they zip their lips. Also most people tend to flunk out at MEPS (military entrance processing station) when they do the medical examination portion. He put his entire future in the hands of the military and they didn't want him, so he's back to what he knows best. Also kek he has no idea what he's talking about, you don't "deploy" to basic training you ship out. After that you go to technical school for job training and that's when your first base is chosen for you. Deployments are reserved for going overseas or very specific situations stateside like natural disasters. His recruiter must've hated him because this is all the stuff they tell you before you even bother to take the ASVAB test.
No. 2050803
>>2050660>>2050674>>2050682>r/neckbeard>whining about a breakup on r/slipknot>homeschooleddamn, i'm pretty speechless. great find nona, this is hilarious. a goldmine. he's as much of a dipshit as i suspected he was. amazing! i love how he boasts about being a nightshift forklift driver.
>>2050675been cackling… this is too much, what are the odds. wonder how she's gonna react when she sees this, kek. this has been one hell of a halloween nonnies!
>>2050698kek i know right, if there was ever a better time for her to dye her hair
>>2050648he looks fucking terrifying, i completely agree with
>>2050650 word for word, this dudes got crazy written all over him
No. 2050812
>>2050779>US Air Force Kek his rejection now makes sense. Just join the army. They will take almost anyone as a meat shield.
>>2050682I bet he’s still a virgin too and that’s why she’s laying in hard with the “I love you”’s. Also, if he’s working the night shift then he likely didn’t stay over night at heathers and just came by in the morning for that sad and disgusting breakfast she made.
No. 2050828
I almost feel bad for him, he's so fucking clueless. I grew up in a poor family but gloating over driving a forklift is sad. And why is he forcing himself onto the night shift for $22 an hour…? He truly would be better off joining the army or going to college in his state. I'm pretty sure there are plenty of forklift jobs not on night shift so he can probably switch jobs even at a pay cut if Heather wants him to, hopefully the milk keeps flowing.
He sounds pathetic on social media which makes me think he's going to crumble and go back into his shell after being overwhelmed by Heather's intense attachment
>>2050783Yeah either him or his recruiter gave up, or the military just said bye
No. 2050862
>>2050839The
bad result of homeschooling is this kind of person. I work in college admissions and the ones where their parents are actually doing it for non Christian reasons always excel. I wouldn’t say most home school kids are like this anymore, it’s probably 60/40 in favor of students excelling. With online home school programs, co-ops and extracurriculars, home school kids can be socialized and not become whatever this is. Strange because PA is a strict school to homeschool in, one of the only states you have to report yearly to the state on progress AND have an outside proctor come in and observe on a yearly basis, but I digress. This is the product of every fundamental-Christian homeschooling.
He said he was a “neoconfederate” until 2020, 4 years ago…making him 18. I feel like so many modern 18 year olds have retarded political takes at least he dropped it soon after becoming an adult. This guy is cringey but remember he IS 22 and home schooled. His parents did this to him. I have low hopes of him being anything better than he is now but I just thought I would point out that PreemieRyan’s brain isn’t even done forming and that’s why he’s dating Heather. He’s not the insane one, she’s the 34 year old dating the 22 year old.
No. 2050866
>>2050862No, there's no excuse for homeschooling and most homeschooled people end up very maladjusted and ignorant. First off, parents and computers cannot substitute actual teachers. Second, you miss the social experience of school. Third, you don't get to experience new realities, new worldviews, contrasts and what it means to be in a group and in a society.
Some parents think that "schools are bad so we homeschool", but you can still find a decent school to send your kid to if you care.
(derailing) No. 2050884
>>2050866Bizarre lol, “socialization” was an excuse for us millennial kids, but now classrooms have 30+ kids and ONE teacher, oftentimes if one kid misbehaves he throws off learning for all the other kids. Public school in the US does not produce literate or socially upright people anymore. Home schooling
can provide a good education. So can
some public schools. Education in general in the US is abysmal at this point. Kids do not need to be in a building 40 hours a week 5 days a week like adults at work. That’s not better than home schooling, institutionalization is just as bad for kids. Some people also actually liked home schooling? Some people DO benefit, just like some people DO benefit from public education. Clearly this Ryan had negligent parents. Plenty of those at public school too lol. I went to school with plenty of filthy kids who’s parents couldn’t afford to make them food so…both can suck
(derailing) No. 2050903
>>2050884You make a
valid point, I'll give you that.
No. 2050914
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Just wanted to let the nonnys here know our reborn goth girl Heather is following Kaya kek I went to snoop in her follow list and saw she follows the entire Trump family plus JD Vance kek I wonder what I missed scrolling…
No. 2051023
>>2050920just because some
triggered autist got in their feels and starting doesnt mean its one of heather's ryans.
but real talk, if he ever comes across this site my message to him is: Run. Run and never look back.
No. 2051030
He spent at least some time at school. Granted it was a crazy evangelical school as shown here
>>2046436 but at least it was "social" when they were singing songs about not being descended from monkeys lol
No. 2051056
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They’re on a road trip to Virginia. All that sheetz is really catching up to her
No. 2051089
>>2051056Get your hand off his head while he's taking a photo retard he's not using a tripod so how do you expect him to steady the shot with your meaty claw playing with a future bald spot
she has no actual photography skill and it shows
No. 2051251
>>2051103Don't forget the heavy mouth breathing to accompany the visuals
nonny. She's gaining weight so rapidly that she gets out of breath from strolling around a cemetery now.
No. 2051252
File: 1730137180923.mp4 (12.07 MB, 810x1440, ey.mp4)
Here are some relevant Instagram Stories, combined to avoid excessive posting. This short clip shows them walking hand in hand, which has become their norm, along with the head-patting that Nona screenshot
>>2051056 and was mentioned
>>2051103. You
>>2051098 weren’t kidding when you suggested she was trying to cover his bald spot, kek.
No. 2051254
File: 1730137315983.jpeg (Spoiler Image,6.91 MB, 7704x2282, ay.JPEG)
>>2051252Group of photos under spoiler only due to their size. I wonder what WannabePrivateRyan/Ethan thinks of her outfit, especially the black lipstick.
No. 2051279
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>>2051252Ew they're at a cemetery very close to where I live. It's a lovely place but there are tons of Confederate graves plus a monument to the Confederate soldiers which is probably why old neo-confederate boy wanted to go out there. I really hate his faggy military haircut, too. He's such an embarrassing LARPer kekk. And why is Heather dragging her feet as she walks? Bizarre behavior from the both of them
No. 2051298
>>2051056I'm not religious or believe in an afterlife and I enjoy visiting graveyards, but her behaviour is so inappropriate. Sure, go there, take some photos, but stop acting like a teenager, dressing up and touching gravestones. It feels like if she could make out with a Ryan on a graveyard she wouldn't hesitate to do it.
Also, could we get an autistic nonna like we have in Shayna's thread, doing the math for all the stuff we see her buying? She must have spent all the money she made on Etsy already.
No. 2051346
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>>2051279This losers hobby being driving for hours in order to lick the boots of dead confederates is so embarrassing. Only thing more embarrassing might be then twirling around their bodies to Taylor Swift songs in order to attract a mate
No. 2051373
>>2051354I doubt she's pretending, she's just the kind of BPD psycho to fully buy-in and believe she's living her ultimate truth, not just skinwalking her inbred beau. He's probably giving her positive reinforcement for it, too, making it feel all the more real to her.
Not to suggest she won't instantly flip when he dumps her and start claiming he manipulated her or whatever.
No. 2051394
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This is not something a girlfriend posts, this is a mom post. Hope for the younger generation? She’s taking the weird “mommy” thing too far with this one
No. 2051403
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>>2051394Heathers sure has been interested in “the other side of the story” lately huh? For non burgers Virginia was part of the confederacy while Pennsylvania was Union. She’s saying she’s been enlightened as to why the south was actually the good guys!
No. 2051407
>>2051252Is that her struggling to breathe? Jesus.
>>2051254She takes photos next to these statues like boomers on holiday. Also, does she think goths only wear black? Is she afraid people won’t believe she is a True Goth™ if every single article of clothing isn’t black, turning her into a shapeless mass?
No. 2051456
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>>2051346Now be fair, he also walks around farms with a metal detector while wearing his homemade fighter pilot jacket.
Also I didn't realize this exchange kept going for awhile after the last screencap.
No. 2051620
>>2051536She went off on that guy for absolutely no reason. What part of his comment made you think he felt cucked or jealous?
>>2051459What's he doing nowadays? Does he still keep tabs on her?
No. 2051719
>>2051633NTA, but he and his tranny friend have been caught itt years after the divorce before. I'd love to think he's moved on by now, but her ex was just as much a cow as she was, so who really knows.
>>2051642Unsurprising, she's obviously toeing the line on becoming his neo-confederate maga tradwife if he lets her. She's bound to post something less subtle in the near future, especially with the current political climate being what it is.
No. 2051741
>>2051719should we expect any meltdowns if their candidate loses?
unrelated but nona's dreams of halloween milk are moments away from being realized, i'm actually kinda thrilled
No. 2051815
>>2051456she just can't let it go. the passive aggressiveness between these two is astounding kek. are all her facebook interactions like this? it really feels like every time i see comments between her and a non-ryan she shows her true colors when it comes to facebook. i'm thinking upthread when someone said "patience" to her about her hair and she unloaded a huge paragraph "i've had every color of the rainbow i'm too poor and busy for this"
>>2048453 she really shows how defensive and instantly ready to get way too upset at any comment that isn't kissing her ass. the stark difference between her "goth mommy who is lovable and deserves a boyfriend/i love my baby" instagram posts interspersed with selfies x10 a day, to the naggy bitchy side of her that regularly comes out. it's so funny to see the juxtaposition, like i know she doesn't realize there are always going to be people who see through the act. btw anyone notice how quickly she forgot about her dead "best friend"?
>>2051741>unrelated but nona's dreams of halloween milk are moments away from being realized, i'm actually kinda thrilledagreed, i'm over the moon, we've been spoiled this october. bless the halloween
nonnie heavens, it's been great. happy halloween!
No. 2051851
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Girl shut up. Only person interacting with this nonsense is the retarted friend zoned Brandon.
No. 2051916
>>2051895The more political stuff she says and reposts, that will change. ones feed is a reflection of their interests based on numerous data points. I don't get vibes she cares about politics unless theirs something else on her mind (dick), but now with her newfound babyryan she'll have the courage to go full MAGAtard.
I personally believe she was always on the conservative side and gets mistaken for liberal when shes pretending shes a strong independent women or reees about men wronging women when shes the one who keeps fucking up her relationships. i welcome the magatard saga because of the glorious milk incoming
No. 2051937
>>2051741>>2051815this Halloween will be so milky, I hope they dress up and do stupid shit and then break up after Thanks Giving because Heather is too much even for him
>>2051851she writes like a boomer… how can someone change every value they ever had just because of a man, from not being religious to praying, from not being political to a Trump supporter, if she would have done drugs I would say it's brain damage, but like that, I can only assume that she is very mentally ill. No one seemed to tell her Ryan how much Trump hates the military and every wounded veteran or he is too stupid to read. I very much hope that Trump will lose (please, US nonnas, don't let me have to see his face another 4 years) and Heather will lose her shit and post videos of her crying because of some boomer reasons.
No. 2051940
>>2051851>many concerns about big techWTF is she talking about? Elon Musk is one of Trump's biggest name supporters, any issues related to big tech are only going to get worse with that moron in a position of influence if Trump takes the election.
>too smart for the media's BSThe irony. Too smart for the media, but not too smart to have her every value changed by 22 year-old homeschool inbred dick.
No. 2051951
>>2051937Post-election Heather could become the new Jessica Reed Kraus (houseinhabit), a lifestyle blogger that melted her brain on conspiracy shit and got picked up by the algorithm. Other than grubby moid dick, that's what Heather really wants. It would probably be a disaster for her mental health if she actually gets it though.
>>2051459> (ban evasion)There are a few people shows posts I can ID but you can spot this catty retard from a mile away lol
No. 2052020
>>2052004It's devil's night, hallow's eve is halloween \m/
But yeah, she should be on her halloween shit. Now she's on her ill-informed political shit.
(unintegrated posting style) No. 2052030
>>2052020Thanks sorry, im retarded.
Exactly though. She is so fucking boring and her younger moid is also boring. Sticks in the mud together.
No. 2052132
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Why always the motherly touching?!
No. 2052175
>>2052132Kek who tf posts stuff like this? Who is this for? Is she trying to make someone jealous? This isn’t the first time she’s alluded to the fact that he stayed over (blasphemy of course. You’re not even married!). I’ve also never seen someone share videos of themselves petting their boy/girlfriend. Absolute cringe.
Not to say posting your significant other is cringe. Obviously people will do that. It’s just how she’s doing it and the way she is doing it. It’s performative and she’s making him her whole personality. People like her will always be genuinely unhappy.
No. 2052184
>>2052132>walks over to bf to lay her hand on his neck to take a pic then share onlineill just never understand terminally online retards. we don't need to see this cringe motherly love shit.
>>2052154ignoring you while scrolling on his phone
>>2052181>whenever i see a girl post a photo of their man and he is on his phone i feel embarrassed for them. you're trying to flex that you have a partner but you're showing us your partner is ignoring you, to look at a screengood god i hope yall dont seriously think like this or you seriously need to lay off the phones. is he supposed to pose and smile for every stupid pic heather takes while mouth breathing into her phone high off likes? no. bitch can do something else instead like actually keep shit private and stop treating life like social media and hes the newest prop.
(infighting) No. 2052194
>>2052132This reverse oedipal complex is really gross. I don't really care about their age gap, it could be worse, but she's making me believe that she's really fetishized it.
Her baby mania of the last year throws another interesting but vomit-inducing element into this.
She's always been cringe in posting PDA with her Ryans but I don't remember the mother complex.
This is not the kind of Halloween ick I was looking forward to.
No. 2052204
>>2052179Were you thinking of 1488?
>>2052194Yeah, this mommy behavior is new. It's been said before, when she was actively trying to get pregnant (she probably still is imo), but being her child would be torture. She would definitely be an emotionally incestuous boy mom or, if it's a girl, a jealous,
abusive, neglectful mother. She lives for male attention.
No. 2052326
File: 1730431245812.jpeg (3.3 MB, 6420x2282, isd .JPEG)
Latest Instagram Stories that aren’t a sunset at Gettysburg.
No. 2052341
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This is the stuff she likes…. I couldn't be bothered for a better screen grab before blocking.
No. 2052372
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I don't want to hear anything about Heather and Halloween again nonas
No. 2052405
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Halloween nonnies, despite it being a quiet day I am hopeful for milk. Thanksgiving is coming
No. 2052617
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She hasn’t been posting anything at all except this type of shit. This is the worst version of Heather so far.
No. 2052618
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Cue Heather claiming to have been obsessed with Carolina string music since high school.
No. 2052636
>>2052620maybe we'll get some holiday milk on her trad wife arc
I can't believe she thought the last Ryan was racist and went to this?
Now she's sperging about how the government is soooo controlling because some pet owners in NY wouldn't look into where they were moving with their exotic animals.
No. 2052699
>>2052620>>2052643>>2052670OMG nonnas I'm dying hahahaha
let's see if there's any halloween milk left by monday
Don't forget about us Heather!
No. 2052731
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>>2052643Really? I feel like I'm clipping someone's recipe for lemon bars or church updates but here you go. The "excitement" of young autistic love.
No. 2052825
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Soulmate
No. 2052846
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Is this who Heather was larping as? She's a blonde oddity collector who makes reels about loving art made from human hair. I thought their rooms looked creepily similar.(derailing)
No. 2052856
>>2052846Heather's been back and forth on this shit for years, she's not skinwalking any person, just vaguing the concept and swearing it isn't a phase
Not everyone is an original, there's hundreds of other blondes with weird eclectic skull collections out there, this girl and heather are not special
No. 2052874
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>>2052735>>2052742I think this is his mother. She looks old enough to be and references him in some pictures. She is pro-Trump, religious and an avid hunter, and it seems like FetusRyan has gone hunting, too. I guess this is goodbye to vegan Heather. Pic rel is from her FB. She is nuts.
No. 2052977
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Anniversary? Of what, a month? Naturally, she has to be the poor victim of an onslaught of naysayers (aka like one guy who asked if they had only just met and suggested maybe they were moving a bit fast).
No. 2052979
>>2052977Does she know about her threads or is she making up things to make herself sound like she’s a
victim of being too ~weird~ to be loved? A 1 month anniversary is what high school students celebrate.
>they don’t know how healthy he is for meThat’s a flaming red flag if I ever saw one
No. 2052980
>>2052977>empathy, kindnessHe's a Trump supporter. Do "empathy and kindness" not get negated by the fact that he's definitely a racist and misogynist?
>slowly fixing my trust in othersIt's been a month.
>I look forward to our lifetime of adventuresLmao how many dudes has she said this to? I feel like it's every second Ryan, at least. Implying a lifetime after one month, someone really has to be a special kind of maladjusted to fall for Heather's bullshit.
No. 2053032
>>2052983She's probably SavingPublicRyan's first "serious" relationship given his upbringing and moid interests. His future is as a men's rights activist while coming here to be milky after Heather does her number on him.
>>2053021Time to take a look at the beginning of the the first thread, nonna:
>>738840 No. 2053111
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>Now all I need is a lock of his hair!
No. 2053145
I'm reading the first thread for the first time (thank you
>>2053032 ). Adam is such a disgusting person, wow. I always figured he was an asshole due to what nonas would write about him but I didn't realize he was
this awful.
No. 2053259
>>2053111so he's privateRyan and deadRyan all rolled into one, you hit the jackpot hag.
>>2052874>It gives off mom/caretaker vibesjudging from this, and from all the other posts about this i'm guessing toySoldierRyan did what most moids do and went for a woman that reminds him of his mother so he gets the same familiar kind of crazy from all the women in his life.
>>2053224kek
No. 2053310
>>2053111>>2052326>>2053165This lanky retard is still mad he couldnt get enlisted, so he fucking larps instead? aww what a lovely couple, two fakers who cant take their failures as a learning lesson and yeet off to social for fantasy play. good fucking grief
Idk but if he tries to enlist again, isnt this larping shit a no- no?
>>2053259if heather in any shape reminds him of his mother, that not good lmao, that means shes just as batshit, and his dating life is fucked for life
No. 2053380
File: 1730755041672.mp4 (11.89 MB, 720x1280, 1000007278.mp4)
I genuinely didn't think she could get dumpier than she already was, but she's veered into grandma territory with this one.
The baby voice at the end makes my skin crawl.
No. 2053384
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>>2053380It’s giving goth fedora dude that thinks he is a real vampire prince but make it frumpy dumpy
No. 2053401
>>2053395Yeah, that blazer will
not close. She tried to pull the sides together twice before she gave up on buttoning it.
No. 2053450
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>>2053380>>2053384>>2053397>She looks like an old fat gay rocker manShe really did morph into some chubby washed up guitarist of an 80s dad rock band. massive kek
No. 2053505
>>2053384you hit the nail on the head, i got that exact image as well.
>>2053397>>2053403>>2053405>>2053450kek you're killing me, nonas
No. 2053689
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kEK I thought no joke this was the MTF thread. Saxondale ass mf(non-contribution)
No. 2053736
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Maga Ryan must be playing a video game or something.
No. 2053783
>>2053736>>every day is a bad dream I can’t wake up from Wasn’t she just gushing about how happy she is that she’s in love and found her soulmate?
>>my hands are destroyed and I’m physically mentally and spiritually exhausted Makes it sound like she’s slaving in a sweatshop. Bitch you work at target? Why is she so dramatic?
No. 2053824
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I can't wait for her to tilt her head for selfies inside the capitol.
No. 2053880
>>2053736listen, I know retail sucks, especially around the holidays, but what the fuck heather. You stock and "dress" displays, you aren't working healthcare, you aren't doing hard labor, you stock shelves. Does she not know how to use a boxcutter or something? Got a cardboard cut and is crying about it? Hard to believe this is a 34yo woman sometimes.
>>2053824>>2053780>>2053869kek. the nonnas in this thread are some of the funniest on the farms I stg.
No. 2053920
>>2053736it was probably busy at target and thats why shes whining like a bitch. shes so fucking overdramatic
>>2053900…I'm glad you consume tranny shit but a lot of fucking women dream of being a stay-at-home something, especially women on the more traditional side. its a gender expectation in many countries when women have kids, but for heather shes just lazy as fuck.
And lmao why the hell would Target give a shit about her whiny drivel? its retail with a high turnover rate.
No. 2053962
>>2053913Oh for sure. She's already starting the process of cannibalizing his personality.
>>2053953NTA but that's exactly what she wants, or at least seems to want. The "pregnancy scare" was a way to babytrap the Ryan du jour so she could live out that dream of being a stay at home something. I do think her desire to be a mother is genuine, if not for motherhood itself, for the security she thinks it would be to the relationship. But I do think her ultimate goal is to leech off of a male. I don't think she's fully aware of this, though and really thinks of herself as a strong hard working independent woman (kek).
No. 2053987
>>2053900>>2053920>>2053975If you read the early threads, Heather claimed then that her mother brought her up to score a man to take care of her.
>>762387She's in her mid-30s, she should have gotten beyond learned helplessness by now but she wouldn't be the first that didn't.
The irony of Heather complaining that she's "barely surviving" financially is that if she got her way, there's no way she would be able to maintain her current lifestyle. She's already deeply in debt and that's working full-time, idk how she imagines it would be existing solely off WannabePrivateRyan's wage as a nightshift forklift operator. She'd be going fake-vegan on foodstamps.
No. 2054071
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Criss angel forgot to cover up her man’s bald spot this time
No. 2054074
agree that the funniest anons are in this thread!
>>2053736but target merchandiser is her dream ‘career’!
>>>/snow/1579721 poor abused heather!!!!
No. 2054098
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Not the Jordan Peterson quote kek
No. 2054112
>>2054098She looks like a predator that found something to tear apart for sustenance, she looks like a reaper that just found a soul to take. He looks like an 85 IQ moid just budding before he flowers into a beautiful bald jaded 35 year old still driving forklifts around, cussing to himself about how she spends all his money
fucking kek I've seen too many of these exact people all in different stages of their lives
No. 2054117
>>2054071Baffled by how quickly moids hit the wall tbh. How does this 22yo look mid to late 30s with a massive bald spot already.
>>2054112If they do make it to marriage or long-term I foresee a miserable life of her growing ever-fatter and filling their shanty home with trinkets while he goes bald with a gut, becomes a lifer at his plant job, and bitches about his wife.
No. 2054137
>>2054098That one random moid who commented on her relationship, that she doesn’t even know, really lives rent free in her head.
I’m curious if there’s someone else criticizing them.
No. 2054162
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It's only a matter of time until he tries to dump her and ends up joining the collection.
No. 2054215
>>2054137I cant believe how
triggered she was by his genuine concern. like seriously heather, he was worried for your safety and you took it as a personal attack? good god what other safety parameters does she fail?
No. 2054226
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This woman has a new soulmate every 3 months…and here I was to think that the idea of a soulmate is something very special and unlikely
No. 2054370
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Turns out a Ryan doesn’t fix everything
No. 2054381
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Jesus, she’s lowkey suicide baiting the kid
No. 2054389
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No. 2054402
File: 1731038587966.mp4 (1.6 MB, 272x480, Video 3.mp4)
>>2054373>>2053794>>2053962>>2053975You all called it. She is so fucking transparent. Literally just signaling as blatantly as possible between posts love bombing him that she wants this 22 year old to support her (and kids) with his $22 an hour forklift job. How much bigger of a red flag can she be before his autistic ass notices that something ain’t right?
No. 2054417
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>>2054415Kek here u go, “do not be afraid” (of your target job)
No. 2054419
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we all saw it coming and she posted also this video (only a screenshot, video is boring). Like nonna
>>2054402 wrote, she is trying badly to become a stay at home mom. And she dreams of homesteading now, kek, can you all imagine her, milking cows, taking care of 20 children and not whining about the hard labour?
>>2054389I can't wait for the break-up and how much she will start playing the independent, man hating woman then
(repost) No. 2054468
>>2054402she really has no clue how privileged she is to even think this. to have a roof over her head, to have running drinkable water and to bathe, to have food security, to live in a country where a women can even do all the shit shes complaining about lmao
heather goes out of her way to be miserable 24/7 kek no wonder she fails all her relationships because she doesnt know genuine happiness
No. 2054488
>>2054480Lot of harping on Heather cucking Adam lately. Adam’s a mouth-breathing Redditor “how can I be
abusive when she cheated on me and I didn’t strangle her to death?”-type pile of trash and he doesn’t deserve a single good thing thank you!
She’s addicted to NRE so she will get bored of him like she did deadeyes in a few months, if he doesn’t run for the hills first. Part of what disillusioned her about deadeyes is that she wanted to quit her job and he pushed back that he’s a history teacher who lives with his mom and for that to change she needs to work. If this hillbilly has an ounce of pragmatism it’ll put her off, but maybe since he’s 22 he won’t know any better.
No. 2054553
>>2054518From what he wrote on reddit he has probably never had a girl pay this kind of attention to him in his life. Dude was so aimless when he met her, he was depressed over his first gf (lol) cheating on him and tried to join the military to gtfo. His hobbies involve dressing up in cosplay and pretending to be someone else. She found a real winner, by which I mean a real loser.
I don't think he stands a chance against hurricane heather flying into his life. I think Heather can put a ring on her balding wife if she manages to hold in the crazy for a few months.
No. 2054610
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Parading her autistic son around in his homemade military cosplay
No. 2054614
>>2054610Her gassing up the ego of this autistic virgin is likley his dream. If he doesn't have a lot of experience in dating, Heather being clingy in a non stop honeymoon phase might work on him. He reminds me of the alpha wolf pack guy kek. Heather might get bored but he's young and insecure, I think they could have a shot at being long term or a back and forth
toxic relationship.
No. 2054637
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That face he makes when he wants cuddles food or sex(sage your shit)
No. 2054662
>>2054661If it werent for him being skinny, which is his only saving grace even if he is a bit on the too skinny side, he would have never gotten laid in the first place and would just have been another woman hating incel in his mommas basement in 9 years. Literally he is cut from the same autistic cloth except he will go down the skinny loser who gets marriage trapped by a succubus narcissistic hag pipeline.
If they stay together for the next 10 or so years, he will be one miserable scrote.
No. 2054741
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No. 2054842
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I thought she was borderline suicidal and her life fucking sucks? Oh right, her Ryan is the only thing keeping her going and that’s why he needs to become her provider and get her pregnant stat
No. 2054952
>>2054842She's just doing the usual thing where she's throwing herself into a depressive spiral anytime they are apart for any extended time. Also trying to set herself up to quit her job and depend solely on him like she's tried to do to other Ryans who ended up splitting. This retard might try to step up because he's desperate for "purpose", but it's just going to get messy because there's no way they're going to manage on his forklift paycheck alone and he's only 22. I can't imagine he's down to get her pregnant before marriage either, but I'm sure she's certainly trying.
>>2054610>>2054637>>2054741I swear he gets uglier with every photo she posts of him, it's strange. He's slowly starting to look more unhinged and unkempt? PrivateRyan looks like he smells like a musty attic.
No. 2054965
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I can’t believe she found someone with the same amount of crazy in their eyes
No. 2055016
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>>2054965Heather's face in EVERY SINGLE ONE of her photos. Same angle too.
(fanart) No. 2055355
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>>2055268This is exactly right, nonna. I used to think she was kinda cute, but after the way she used Rumham's death for attention and her recent swing to MAGA neo-con idiot, I can only see her true ugliness.
Pic to illustrate her new "interest."
No. 2055460
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Was temp banned for
>>2054737 which I still think is funny and regret nothing and this one already slipped off her IG.
idk if I find his facial expression funny or the fact that she's recreating her DeadEyes relationship shot-for-shot.
No. 2055538
>>2055460Omg you caught a temp for that? Kek I chortled to myself when I read your comment bc that’s exactly what he fuckin looked like. Also
>heather and her man’s eyes in your picrel Competing for flattest most unsettling gaze I see
No. 2055826
>>2055805she would never block a possible Ryan
got to keep them on ice in case ChudRyan suddenly grows a spine and forklifts his way on out of there
No. 2056101
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Our money-saving queen is now wasting money on shitty 3D-printed replicas and Hobby Lobby crafts. Its fine though, I'm sure she'll be pregnant and living with RebelRyan in his mom's basement soon enough, if everything goes as planned.
No. 2056149
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How many pictures with this fucking dweeb do you need every time you to go out to coom over dead confederates together?
No. 2056460
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>>2056149She actually wasn’t done
No. 2056619
File: 1731624797043.mp4 (6.25 MB, 720x1280, baby-and-ted-levine.mp4)
omg his voice
omg her voice
lol wow
No. 2056834
>>2056460>>2056464She traded the grey tick eyeshadow for just straight up crusty white.
>>2056619He sounds like worldoftshirts. He even looks like how he used to look before spiraling.
No. 2057032
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This is the concert she’s at rn
>>2052618Heather went from pretending to enjoy metal shows with lurch to pretending to enjoy whatever the fuck this autistic shit is
No. 2057038
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>>2057032I would love to see her taking those cleavage centric selfie videos smiling and eyefucking herself with those crazy eyes in front of the old man band like she does at the other concerts she doesn’t care about
No. 2057124
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>>2057032He wore his confederate cosplay to the show.
No. 2057138
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>>2057131Excuse me she is g l o w i n g
No. 2057170
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You know the party is gonna be fire when these kind of folks roll into the function
No. 2057248
>>2057168There is nothing wrong with liking stuff people your age don't like. I also think the elderly will be glad to see young people interested in their hobbies.
However, there is EVERYTHING wrong in being like Heather and changing your interests and hobbies depending on whatever dick you're riding. She really is an empty shell, isn't she?
No. 2057258
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This hair is truly tragic.
No. 2057439
>>2057258Did she steal this woman's
>>2057170 clothes?
No. 2057458
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Not a flex.
No. 2057508
>>2057138Would it kill her to not buy trash this week and splurge on a new pair of jeans? The rips on her knees are clinging for dear life and she’s outgrown these so much that they look painful.
>>2057258If she had her boring blonde and camel granny glasses still, this look would match perfectly. Instead, and especially since her stylist did such a shitty job, it just looks like whatever she was for Halloween required a temp black spray that she hasn’t washed out yet.
No. 2057536
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Angling for a new Ryan already.
No. 2057556
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>>2057124>>2057458He's borderline chris chan tier autistic. It's embarassing.
No. 2057631
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Our vegan queen
No. 2057751
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Anyone know what this is implying?
No. 2057777
>>2057124Remembrance Day is the name of a Civil War reenactment event that takes place at Gettysburg every year on the weekend of Veterans Day. There's a big parade through the streets of all the military reenactors, evening balls, antique vendors, etc. It's one of the two times of year when wearing Civil War clothing around and about Gettysburg is kind of normal. Or at least socially acceptable.
The fact that she hasn't posted about going to any balls/reenactor social events that weekend is SUPER telling. Either her cosplay confederate isn't part of a group/unit and has no friends in the hobby, or he didn't invite her along to anything.
No. 2057794
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What do we think, is she moving him in with her? Wedding plans? Babies?
also kek at the song choice. From dungeon synth to this shit
No. 2057801
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No. 2057814
>>2057801Oh nooooooo I saw this on the front page and I
knew it was her.
No. 2057819
>>2057794::pukes in Southern::
Heather, associating yourself with that song is like a neon sign on your forehead saying "white trash". I'm just glad she can't afford to get married on a plantation, I'm sure it will be a battlefield.
No. 2057892
>>2057801she never fails to amaze me with how quickly she tries to lock them down, no matter how much she does it it's still so shocking. jesus fucking christ. i'm not even surprised but i'm appalled. even more embarassing is that she's posting this online for everyone to see. also:
>cough coughheather you are revolting, not even sly just revolting in every way
>>2057802couldn't agree more. the age difference makes it even worse
>>2057816if they make it far enough to a wedding i can't even imagine the mess that this will become
>>2057808no seriously, like he's a pathetic scrote but if anybody i knew was in this situation no matter what i'd be concerned.
>>2057807i agree with you. curious to see how long this will last before it goes haywire. imagine how he's going to feel when he gets cheated on a second time kek
No. 2058154
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he would be the type to wear transitions lenses
No. 2058202
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They’re for sure talking kids
No. 2058406
>>2058202Now this is full blown stolen valor. I hate this Ryan so bad for the shameless military larping and I'm not even american. It's just so nasty that he's a (lord forgive me for using this term) soyboy who visibly can't lift 10kg, has fucked up eyes and dainty little lady hands, and yet roleplays as much as he can as a true and honest war time soldier. I bet he spends a substantial amount of time daydreaming about going Rambo style in a battle and killing dozens at once with his cool bayonet, manning cannons and saving his fellow soldiers.
I can also visualize little confedeRyan sitting on the floor as his hick loser family talks about how the brave southern soldiers fought for their FREEDOM with CANNONS and there was this colonel called (idk any of their names) who VALIANTLY led them to battle and it was the COOLEST THING EVER. Little baby Ryan's brain lit up with the fanfiction and in that moment his future as a full on retard was set.
No. 2058469
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>>2058202He doesn't look like a soldier, he looks like a little French girl. I want to tie a little bow around his hat and take him on a class trip to the zoo. Which honestly would be more fitting for his age than having a fucking baby with a screeching old retard.
No. 2058484
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>>2058202Holy shit Heather, chill, from suddenly drilling in engagement to kids over the course of 2 days
(The video is just a little girl opening a potato that she asked for on Christmas morning)
No. 2058495
>>2058484Normal Heather moment. Blog
I started dating a moid around the same time she did and the idea of just saying "I love you" this early makes my skin crawl. Imagine pressuring a barely legal retard into marrying and impregnating you after two months.
No. 2058797
>>2058485I would believe it. Being raised up in a private religious school setting has probably made him all kinds of trad.
Why do i feel like if they have a kid it will start rebelling younger than the teenage phase? Kek well if heather is pregnant, we will know soon enough.
How embarressing to be having a child with someone who is like 12-13 years younger than you.
Heather is totally the female version of those creepy old thirty+ y/o men who target and date barely 20 year old girls. I know older women who date younger guys are usually non predatory about it, but not heather. 100% had to target a young and dumb guy because anyone her age or around there knows better than to put a baby in crazy, let alone a ring on it. B l e a k.
No. 2058857
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More subtle hints
No. 2058871
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Wedding planning is in action
No. 2058880
>>2058871Nooo oh my god she’s totally pregnant. And knowing his background his parents said to marry her. They don’t want no bastard child. They probably offered to pay for it.
This explains the absolute fear in his eyes the last few photos KEK
No. 2058913
>>2058871> he's wearing a special uniformlol this kid is too much, imagine your wedding photo and there's one of your dad, who has never served in the military, dressed like some old timey soldier.
>>2058888afaik she's let every one of the retards shoot their fishes inside of her. Just think: Heather was breaking out in mouth blisters literally 3 months ago from poxRyan before she found true, uh, "love."
No. 2058930
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Heather's new Ryan looks like Mr Beast and my brain assumes that's who I am looking at whenever there is a picture of him
No. 2058971
>>2058913Lmao I married an Airman and he wouldn’t want to be caught in is dress blues at his own damn wedding.
I am so hoping being overweight causes Heather’s fertility to tank so this shit doesn’t occur. As funny as it would be…I live somewhat close to her and I don’t ever want my family interacting with those genetics PLEASE GOD
(blogposting) No. 2059010
>>2058857in the 19th century, pink was for boys and blue for girls
even if you didn’t know that, you can tell from the femme lacy cap on the baby in blue and the angry moid expression on the baby in pink
how does this absolute smoothbrain manage to drive a car and do even her sad job
No. 2059049
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> da missohs go oer da tank n den muh gowlfren take da picshur
No. 2059077
>>2059076Leggy blonde Latinas is certainly specific (jodi arias?). Kek at him fetishizing Latina women at the same time as being a maga tard too though.
>>2059053Yeah, but those ryans didn't do confederate soldier bedroom roleplay unlike wannabeprivateryan.
No. 2059090
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Didn’t she say this same exact shit with dead eyes? Trying to get maga baby to let her move in.
No. 2059103
>>2059090I was just thinking about you, FB friend nonna. I was hoping you would update us with something. I don't understand how people can be friends with her and constantly engage in her constant negativity and being a
victim.
No. 2059110
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>>2059090Yep. This is from when she started dating Deadeyes and was trying to move in with him. Almost word for word the exact same conniving scheme
No. 2059119
>>2059090god she's pathetic. always with the manipulative language and over-the-top hyperbole. she sure looks like she's been crying her eyes out every day and always feeling terrible and
oh so stressed that it's effecting her health, while she takes her little autist out for adventures every day. i'm sure arranging shelves at target is such heartbreaking, backbreaking, soul-shattering work. we have a sad sorry
victim on our hands
>>2059110i was thinking the same thing when i read it… it really felt like verbatim of when she was with deadeyes making those same exact posts. she's so fucking shady. thanks for pulling up the old posts, it really was deja vu for a second kek
No. 2059121
>>2059090This is one "foot surgery" and "am I dying" away from being a pixyteri post back from her home depot days. kek
>>2059102Between this and the baby/wedding posting her intentions are extremely clear. If this doesn't scare away tardRyan nothing will.
No. 2059132
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>>2059103Being on Facebook is a pain and her dumb ass has been more annoying than ever with the election. These are the only real goodies from the last few weeks.
No. 2059150
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probably gonna get told to fuck off to the 'torium, but shay's fat here looks like those jelly egg aliens from 1999 that some kid would say theirs had a baby(wrong thread)
No. 2059164
>>2059132>my entire life revolves around some retarded scrote i just met>i'm going to beg my landlord to let my tard come live with me>i consider said tard my family even though i haven't known him long enough to really know himtime and time again she invokes such a reaction out of me even though i know she's already like this, it's just… when you see it right there written out, i can't help but feel completely repelled, almost disgusted. her entire identity and life revolves around this pathetic shit. it's as if it's the only thing that matters to her. these threads are approaching horrorcow territory for me because if she is actually pregnant (i have a lot of doubts about that) that child is 100% doomed for life. as if these two would even be able to handle a child, let alone stay together long enough for the child to have both parents around/a stable life. i'm not even a "think of the children!" type, it's just clear as day she would be a terrible parent and the blind retarded scrote who's barely an adult is a no brainer. i wonder when he's going to get fed up and tired of her, he might like the female attention now but how long will it be until he wakes up?
>>2059143i don't know if it's simply because i
really don't want to see a heather mom saga or if i'm just seeing through her bullshit… i don't think she's pregnant i think she just likes to attention-bait. maybe her and stolenvaloryan are talking about kids and she's just blowing it out of proportion as she likes to do. just like how her and deadeyes were "engaged"
No. 2059231
>>2059132Ah! So soon her $7k in credit card debt will be "their" $7 in credit card debt. He probably has saving she can tap into, since this probably means he lives at home and hasn't totally blown all of his money on replica cosplay uniforms.
>>2057808It's completely normal to go "Whoa, son, you're 22 and this weird chick in her mid-30s wants to get married after you've known each other for a couple months?"
But none of these people are normal! I have no idea what's coming lol
No. 2059234
>>2059132Some autistic
nonny should go through and get screen shot of every time she has said this, with the amount of time they have been together and a picture of the scrote. I lack the skill and im a mobilefag. Would be glorious to see it all together.
Its gotta be around 20 ryans that she found out were the love of her life after 1 month of dating them. Kek.
No. 2059264
>>2059234I am autistic enough to check back on her past few relationships because I am genuinly curious about how heathertime works in a relationship
>PrivateRyan:10/04/24 First date
>>>/snow/204216510/04/24 also drops L-bomb
>>>/snow/204230211/17/24 Wedding posting
>>>/snow/205780111/18/24 Baby posting
>>>/snow/205820211/20/24 Move in plans begin
>>>/snow/2059132>Deadeyes:11/29/23 Premiers
>>>/snow/193530612/08/23 Wedding posting
>>>/snow/19401151/04/24 Move in plans begin
>>>/snow/1950754>BabyRyan6/17/23 Premiers
>>>/snow/18483546/19/23 Drops L-bomb
>>>/snow/18496336/29/23 Fails to become pregnant with his baby
>>>/snow/1855583>ClockRyan:4/27/23 Premiers
>>>/snow/18162495/5/23 Drops L-bomb
>>>/snow/1821226>BRyan:12/17/22 Premiers
>>>/snow/172962812/22/22 Drops L-bomb
>>>/snow/1731300 >Lurch:4/15/22 Premiers
>>>/snow/15027504/25/22 Move in plans begin
>>>/snow/15118796/06/22 Wedding planning
>>>/snow/1551574 No. 2059266
>>2059264thank you
it is terrifying to see it laid out like that! she needs so much therapy
No. 2059292
>>2059264Ayrt. Nonas like you are what make lolcow so great. Thank you for your service, curious autistic anon.
Also like holy fucking shit on that timeline! So private-ryan definetly broke a record. Good for him? Or should i say, run retarded blind fail-male baby ryan, run!
No. 2059458
>>2059433A girl would suffer more, definitely. Hag would feel threatened by another woman in her house and around her Ryans. I truly think she'd be the kind of mother who would be mad at the little girl for being sexually assaulted by Hag's bf.
With a boy, she would be the typical emotionally incestuous boymom and would enable him to be a misogynist.
No. 2059476
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She is definitely thinking she’s pregnant.
No. 2059488
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>>2059476100% this dumb bitch thinks she’s pregnant. Keep in mind their first date was 7 weeks ago. This is babyryan saga all over again where she got all worked up thinking she was pregnant after 2 weeks of dating and it scared him off just because she had the flu and was PMSing
>>>/snow/1854042 I wonder if she uses these pregnancy scares to test the loyalty/crazyness of her ryans and to scare them into putting a ring on it. I remember her getting all pissed off because babyryan dumped her because in her mind he wouldn’t “step up” and take responsibility for their imaginary baby. Let’s just hope our even younger babyryan is even the littlest bit smart enough to run but I fear this may work on this peabrained yokel
No. 2059668
>>2059649Hard to miss that just from her own posts she is currently balancing THREE simultaneous and totally made up "crises": preggo, unemployment and the weird thing where she has to beg her landlord to let her moid move in.
It's really sad to watch her mental cycles (whatever you want to call them) grind on like this, but whenever I feel sorry for her I remember that if anyone showed her sympathy irl she'd glare at us and we'd find STAY AWAY FROM MY RYAN BITCH keyed on our car door.
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>>2059891Measuring inseams and rawdogging to fulfill prophecy
No. 2060231
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This is by far the funniest/scariest heather saga
No. 2060308
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>>2060295>Goober peasI can't take this any longer
No. 2060614
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Gooberpeasryan shared this
I wonder if they are colluding and covertly hinting about babies together on purpose.
No. 2060629
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>>2060614He’s feeding into her baby craziness which is really stupid
No. 2060653
>>2060231Crying. think this latest saga puts her as my favourite cow of all time. Consistent and predictable but never stale.
I wonder how actually retarded this guy is. Is she actually taking advantage
No. 2060662
>>2060635Same
nonny I feel like they really belong together in their own weird way. I just don’t want her to be preg lol it’s too early! How about he puts a ring on it first??
No. 2060682
>>2060653for some reason despite all the warning signs, a neo-confederate stage was not on my bingo card.
checking this thread has me fr dying every time. that goober peas clip will stay with me until the end of my days.
No. 2060711
>>2060659heather doesn't have interests. she didn't like dungeonsynth at all. the last guy she hooked up with liked dungeonsynth, it was in the previous thread. she went absolutely crazy over him, it was hilarious to witness.
>>2060662i think they work together in the fact that they're both larpers who will never achieve the larp. they're good at playing pretend. the only difference is, he actually displays deep interest in the larp and she's shallow as always. she has no comprehension of what it means to have an interest, it's just whatever current fixation she uses to justify her shopping addictions and endless
victim complex/instagram stories. she uses whatever the surface level interest (usually inspired by a ryan) as the reason why people don't like her. also, i don't want her to be pregnant ever. that child would be doomed for life.
another way in which they work together in the fact that they're both pathetic too, kek. he must be enjoying this attention right now but because this is heather we're talking about: the relationship most certainly will not last but let's enjoy it while we can. the fallout will be tremendous either way.
>>2060703i was thinking about this. she couldn't even afford to be pregnant. she's already in debt. imagine how far they would take the larp with that child, i don't even want to imagine. it just wouldn't be funny anymore to be honest, i really hope she doesn't ever have kids.
the post was deleted but my point still stands>>2060699kek for real
No. 2060722
>>2060635I dunno, you feel happy about an autistic boy getting into a relationship with an evil hag who pretends and fakes to share his interests for her own personal gain alone?
Sounds evil to me. Do you identify with the failed autistic kid or with the evil egocentric hag?
No. 2060804
>>2060756>killing him>he doesn't dieI don't know why but this was the funniest part to me for some reason.
>>2060798Apparently it's peanuts which somehow feels even more appropriate for her. kek
No. 2060892
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>>2060682Was looking for a photo in an old thread earlier. Seems a wise nona nailed it a year ago.
>>1788252Another even predicted the name lol
>>1788871 No. 2060981
>>2060673Wasn’t gonna say it but there’s a certain Ryan with a YouTube channel that I found through her; and he’s mentioned in passing how his love for the civil war was a starting point for his love of spooky things… not saying she’s
still pining for him (I really hope not at least because that would be beyond sad), but figured it might be worth mentioning.
No. 2060984
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Only Heather could turn wanting marriage and children into being persecuted and a victim somehow.
No. 2061003
>>2060988uh, what? being childfree and hating "muh crotchgoblins" has been hip and cool for years, i've never seen anyone push for natalism (probably cause it
triggers trannies and such kek)
No. 2061006
>>2060984>people think I’m crazy for wanting a traditional relationship and familyKek that’s such a bullshit lie. No one freaks out at someone for wanting something that is extremely normal for other people to do.
I hope she is barren. She’s insane.
If she really wanted kids that bad she can always look into adoption.
No. 2061018
>>2060984you've got to be kidding me
>procreating, a societal norm, the thing that most people do and is considered one of the most normal and standard traditional things that a person could do is something people said i was crazy for wanting it and it is no longer "cool" anymoreshe really will take any old mundane thing and turn it into this "everyone persecuted me" thing she always does. i don't even care how cruel it is to say, i actually hope she's serious and i hope she can't have children, she and that moronic scrote would create monsters
>Only Heather could turn wanting marriage and children into being persecuted and a victim somehow.seriously, if she tried hard enough she could make paragraphs about how she got bullied by everyone for breathing because it's really unorthodox and out of fashion now
>>2060293i laughed at this post when i read it, and now i'm thinking of you
nonnie, perhaps there is a god kek
>>2060892>>2060918KEKK this is fucking amazing. holy shit
No. 2061029
>>2060984i wonder if she’s just being dramatic and either waiting for her period to start, meaning she didn’t get pregnant this month, or if she’s waiting for the timeframe that a pregnancy test would start to work. but it could also be a fertility test.
and i wonder if goober peas ryan would dump her if she’s infertile. he’s young and trad…
No. 2061065
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Back to this again
No. 2061080
>>2060984>people have always said I was crazy for wanting a traditional loving relationship and a familyWho said this heather? Where? This is the most basic "'merican dream" desire most people have. It's crazy how she always acts like she's being revolutionary by collecting toys, taking photos, dying her hair a different color, or maybe getting married someday. Woah, so crazy heather, no one else does any of that anymore! You are so unique and special! The only part anyone is actually calling her crazy for is how insanely quick she is to try to lock a ryan down and babytrap him, especially one so much younger than her and very noticeably a bit "special".
>>2061065I wonder whatever ended up happening to that doll she was calling her and rumham's kid. You know, the one she was having a fit over because she found out wrapping antique dolls in trash bags and throwing them in the back of your closest isn't the proper way to store them and she got her head smashed in. Surprised her BJDs have faired this well.
No. 2061122
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He is moving in.
No. 2061188
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What made her suddenly think she’s infertile? It sounds like she’s been letting the guys pull out and she’s surprised she never got pregnant kek and if she’s barren can’t they use ivf still?
No. 2061260
>>2061122>>2061129keeeeek nonnies strap in. they're moving after knowing each other this fucking long, i cannot wait to see this trainwreck unfold
what i wonder, is anyone around him at all concerned about how he's rushing things with someone this much older than him? where's brandon and the gang to talk some sense into that retard? hasn't anyone told him that if someone can't find a partner roughly around their own age usually that's indicative of a problem? and in this case we know that it is. and he's moving in with them that problem so soon… this is gonna get crazy, i knew he was stupid but kek wow
>>2061192she's just straight up making things up KEK out of thin air
>>2061123i gotta wonder what her reasoning is when she deletes stuff afterwards, she's been doing it a lot lately
No. 2061285
>>2061279she's 34 i believe
>>2061238she's let every ryan dn that
No. 2061518
>>2061514>>2061188Yeah, she literally says
>it's not an issue I'll have the money to fixNona, do you think IVF is free?
No. 2061539
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No. 2061574
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>>2061518Just as she planned…
No. 2061624
>>2061565its really not that deep anon. I get people are giggy over the milk but that doesnt mean you need to type put every little thought.
anyways I'm not even shocked hes moving in. he has mommy issues and is eternally butthurt over the army rejecting him, my only issue is he seems naive and ignorant to think all that heather does is endearing and creepy in a stalker way.
No. 2061625
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As of 5 months ago at least, she definitely didn't suspect infertility
>>>/snow/2002023 No. 2061789
>>2061657samefag, but I saw this
>>2053736 and sympathize to a degree. Target is genuinely pretty soul-sucking, it was "modernized" in the past few years so that every team member is trained to work every job in the entire store. I can guarantee that she isn't just dusting shelves at work, she's doing three peoples' jobs at once all day, having her seniority taken advantage of, dealing with entitled customers, and then getting reprimanded for not getting her own workload done despite never having the time to do it. The managers are brainwashed into believing their job is the most important job in the world, and they push that stress onto the team.
However, the fact that she's upset about not having "pretty hands" is genuinely pathetic kek and really shows her priorities. Some hand lotion and work gloves would literally fix her problems, she mostly handles cardboard all day. Saying that you're losing hope and meaning in life because you don't like your retail job is just sad. Also, her particular store is mid-sized and appears to be in a decent area, so she doesn't even have to deal with homeless crackheads stealing, acting insane, and messing up the zones.
No. 2061852
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His head is shaped like a lightbulb.
No. 2061872
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>>2061852Brave of her to introduce him to her ex so soon
No. 2062044
>>2045943She's 34,
nonnie, that's 'geriatric pregnancy' borderline but not perimenopause. She's posted about eating her feelings before during breakups, and she took PoxRyan pretty hard. I noticed she got pretty big since then (all the bread eating while sobbing). She also appears not to be vegan anymore, if she ever was. And now she feels secure in her newest Ryan, so I feel like she's not going to shift this weight unless the Quest continues. If they settle down, she's going to let that inner fatty out at Sheetz every day.
No. 2062104
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She’s been seeing this dude for a few weeks.
No. 2062116
>>2062107I wonder what the process was like for them to get to marriage and baby talk so quickly. It's obvious to me that she brought it up first, but when? In what context? Overall, I guess I just wonder what their time together is actually like.
She claimed, when they started dating, that they were already talking for a long time and were already friends. Frankly, does anyone believe that? She always talks about
every man she talks to, either as a way to brag that she gets male attention, or as a way to lovebomb them. Imagine deciding to have a baby with and be forever tied to a person you barely know. She should be a case study for cluster B behavior.
No. 2062119
>>2062104This bitch is insane I genuinely hope she's infertile. It feels like it's not clicking with her that a real child can't be wrapped up in paper and shoved in a closet when this blows up and she wants to go searching for new dick.
I can't get Heather making posts whining about how her teenager is embarrassed of her and won't let her Be Herself out of my head now though kek. That kid is going to be ultra fucked up if she has one.
No. 2062180
>>2062147Yeah, this is insane. She made it sound like she had an appointment for a fertility test - instead she was raw dogging her goober and waiting to see if her period came. That's what she meant with
>>2060984 "I'm a few days away from finding out if I'm infertile." How she jumps to these conclusions is insane for someone in their mid 30s.
No. 2062188
>>2062104If she has a baby and he later dumps her, it will be non stop posts about how hard it is being a single mother. We would never hear the end of it.
Now everyone hates and judges her for being a single parent, when this was all she ever wanted all along!
No. 2062199
>>2062181Nah, he's young and dumb (and likely a whole sped) and she's a rare woman who is showering him with attention, love-bombing, pretends to care about his autistic interests, willing to rawdog him, and is helping him move out of his parents house. It might seem like a good deal to an inexperienced and autistic moid like him beyond just the easy lay. If she does manage to get pregnant by him though, he's in for a life of misery soon enough.
>>2062188A heather babymomma era would be absolutely miserable for all parties involved. Imagine how much harder it would be for her to rope in her low value dating app moids as a single mother too.
No. 2062206
>>2062147This is insane, she just told the whole world on Facebook that the autistic guy she met last month has been finishing inside her constantly.
It's not only disgusting but embarrassing to her and her Ryan
No. 2062378
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>>2062137She'd go all in on her Victorian mourning era. Collecting all the pictures of dead kids in her cardboard shrines. Adopting every broken doll she sees and buying them preemie clothes with her employee discount. While also either going target-brand occult, or having a turn towards religion because it's God's will that she was unable to have a child, so she could mother her husbandson.
No. 2062405
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>>2062346Nonna, you are a true wordsmith.
>>2062381Seconded
No. 2062409
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>>2062183It seems like they went and spent thanksgiving with her family. I wonder how that conversation went
No. 2062707
>>2062529I'd be funny if true, because the post isn't the problem, it's the behavior described in it.
But Heather also compulsively deletes as much as she posts. I imagine she gets someone posting something as innocuous as "Huh?" in her DMs.
I just don't get how she could have been married, had it turn out so bad and is so desperate to do it again that she'd rawdog some 22 year old moid who seems retarded. Most of my divorced friends are more cautious than they used to be. But our girl will try to get knocked up before she'll go to therapy.
No. 2062847
>>2062136nah
nonny you gotta backwards walljump after move in to skip the marriage part and instead you'll get straight to the breakup ending, way faster
No. 2063250
>>2062429Tinfoil that Heather was hanging out with the Goober Peas Posse or stalking their SM, had her eye on the inexperienced 2/10 virgin larper (because he is objectively more attractive and more of a pushover than friend zoned RedheadRyan) and overheard his plans to shoot that day/weekend. She went dressed in her best hoping for the meetcute of her trad gothic starcrossed dreams over some cringing soul's monument. He'd propose that day, so enchanted by her huffing & puffing her way up 150 steps to the top of the tower. When it didn't happen she went the more direct route.
If I had time & wasn't a mobile fag I'd try to pinpoint her outfit on the day she set him in her (literal & figurative) sights.
No. 2063339
>>2063250 She said in
>>2042804 that it was July 2nd when he was in the background of the photo. No documented outfit on here though.
No. 2063493
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She sounds so crazy.
No. 2063501
>>2063493kek, she never was alone and never had to go through anything on her own. She always needs to be the
victim and everyone leaving her behind can be happy to have one less
toxic person in their life. Also, her views? Those change with every Ryan she finds and she really is no sheep, as I would assume a sheep is more logical, intelligent and positive than she will ever be.
No. 2063506
>>2063493will they make it to Christmas at this level of speedrun? will his family have an intervention? will they break up before one of his swimmers manages to cross Cemetery Ridge and capture her egg?
or will they get married by some Best Buy regional manager dressed as a Confederate army chaplain?
I am absolutely living for this, it is completely deranged
No. 2063552
>>2063493The one thing she really can't seem to grasp is that she's not important. It's like every thought that comes into her head needs to be a special statement or announcement to the public, but I doubt people even think of her when she isn't in front of them.
>I am not being punishedWhat, did she lose a few FB friends in between her MAGA bullshit and her deranged obsession with yokel prince charming? It's always a mountain out of a molehill.
No. 2063601
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No. 2063638
>>2063586>a boyfriend that is actually healthy for methe "healthy boyfriend": a mental age ~13, barely legal, homeschooled stunted autist who's severe mental retardation makes him literally mentally unfit to register what any normal person would see from a mile away.
she's basically admitting here that she will never have a functioning relationship with someone that isn't mentally disabled and that her perfect relationship is one with a childlike retard that is unable to talk back or disagree with her or aspire to be anything exept her favorite person plaything.
i guess if child bride ryan doesn't work out she can always still step it up a notch. anyone remember the story of that woman who started fucking the severely disabled mute wheelchair retard she was supposed to be caring for, talking about how his spasms where him sending her signs of love etc? that seems perfect for her. good god i hope this woman never has a child.
No. 2063675
>>2063638Also she says this about almost every new Ryan, and then once they split up suddenly he's so "
toxic"
No. 2063741
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Smiling this crazy in every single photo, smile does not reach the eyes (which are dead)…
No. 2063782
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KEK
No. 2063791
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Girl he gets it
No. 2063854
>>2063800None of the Ryans have been sympathetic figures, DeadEyes and whoever else knew what they were getting into with Heather, but this one just seems totally out of his depth with his first real gf talking about marriage and pregnancy after 2 months. He's autistic and doesn't seem able to realize from comparison with relationships around him that this is abnormal and unhealthy.
Heather's kinda gone from this retarded child to a retarded adult loveboming a retarded child, with a scary determination to create another retarded child. I think that makes her a lot more scary.
No. 2063889
>>2063586>That's why I don't put in effort anymoreevery time she uses the word effort i really wonder what she means. what effort? she's glued to her phone 24/7, completely miserable unless she has a doormat for a boyfriend and then she finds something else to be miserable about. always with the scapegoating, she always has to blame some unrelated bullshit
>it's because i have a boyfriend who's healthy for me!!!!yeah fucking right. that's obviously not what it's about. it's because of all the gross TMI posts and political bullshit. and healthy? healthy is not moving in/trying for a baby after hardly two months. she needs to get over herself and someone needs to buy her a journal for christmas so she takes the hint. she's so fucking annoying.
No. 2064046
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This woman would put her child in harms way just to get a certain aesthetic. All the comments are people telling her no, they are dangerous.
No. 2064047
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>>2064046Kek is she going to start hoarding spooky antique baby supplies now? Imagine Heather taking her sped for a walk while rolling something like this down the street with a couple of dolls and photos of old dead people thrown haphazardly in it
No. 2064075
>>2064070she seems way too narcissistic to even consider adoption imo. i don't know about adoption agencies but i feel like they wouldn't approve, between those two bozos
>>2064073>Please tell me there is a logical person screaming at one of them to stop.anyone who would tell them to stop would be deemed as a hater and branded as someone who didn't support her and was bad for her mental health because they weren't enabling her
No. 2064293
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she is begging for followers for her Goober, still sounds like a mother talking about getting new friends for her son
No. 2064361
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No. 2064444
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She hates her hair hahah
No. 2064474
>>2064444Lmao the delusion. She's was never pretty.
Then again, we do know that her moid prefers blondes, so…
>>2064361She's looking at dresses on taller, slender women and pretending she wouldn't look as stumpy and dumpy as ever in them. She'd probably get mistaken for the wedding cake in these.
No. 2064517
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>>2064444And yet she's also posting this. Make up your mind, Heather.
Personally, I think it looks like an awkward wig, but the blonde looked like ugly straw so maybe this is an improvement.
No. 2064573
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Posting side-by-sides in her story to demonstrate that she's sooooo Victorian now. In a follow-up story it is revealed that this one is titled 'The Soldier's Bride.'
No. 2064639
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she is comparing herself to a Currier & Ives print
No. 2064651
>>2064639I mean she does have the same retarded weird facial features with almost those exact proportions kek
(Reposting bc I saged in wrong bar kek im tired n tarded myself sorry for bumping)
No. 2064773
>>2064527"why is the re-enactment community opposed to our love" arc incoming
She really will skinwalk anyone that rawdogs her huh
No. 2064823
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He is so fucking ugly…
No. 2064889
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>WHEN we have our baby
No. 2064909
>>20649041 month! Hahaha do his parents know he's Trying For Baby with his insane gf? Or are they just happy he's out of the house?
>>2064823Like, he's ugly but not hideous imo. There are so many medium-ugly dudes like this would greatly benefit from better glasses, a better haircut, a better wardrobe… It's not gay to learn about fashion and proportions, I promise!!! Though I suppose it's in Heather's best interest to keep him ugly, kek
No. 2064913
>>2064889Calling your "husband" a boy is very unnerving. It's not very common for grown women to call their bfs/husbands boys, is it? They usually refer to them as men, which is what they are.
>>2064909I'd also love to know kek. It's not fair to go after innocent family members for milk imo, but if they reply to his FB posts I think it's fair game. FB nona(s) do you have any info?
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>>2064823>>2064844>>2064871>correct cakeI know it was autocorrect but this made me kek nonna. I don't think it's carrot cake though? I thought maybe a strange looking muffin or coffee cake, but whatever is crusted on top does look kind of nasty and entirely too thick. Maybe he'll actually like Heather's "cooking".
>>2064889Went from collecting her various Ryan's hair to collecting her fictional children's.
>>2064909Nonna, he's already balding hard at only 22. The only thing he has on his side is his youth and yet he's already balding/blind/jawless. He's going to age horrifically.
No. 2064963
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This was exactly two months ago today and they weren't even dating yet!
No. 2065013
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forget debt and saving for marriage and a baby btw
No. 2065021
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The target dresses are back out
No. 2065049
>>2065015I couldn't see a shop charging only 50 for it tbh. Even if it does look literally like some emo high school students exam piece. Some idiot will buy into the "antique" label.
>>2065021Can't get over how much she loves her own image considering how actually plain and frumpy she is. Never fails to amuse me
No. 2065079
>>2064939or may be he doesnt give a shit about social media to the degree heather does. may be hes trying keep boundaries so he rarely mentions her once in a while heather's a a cow, and cows practically live online to always an unhealthy degree which all ryans eventually pick up on.
if anything he has a more normal usage of his socials and it reminds me how psychotic (and frankly stalker-creepy) heather's usage actually is
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>>2065021she’s getting so close with the flat lifeless hair and the fussy frumpy layers; she just needs tiny wire-rimmed glasses to be perfect dumpy Civil War lady
