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No. 2027512

AKA Heather Explores, Heather Sparkles
Previous Thread: >>1938223

IG: @haunted_butterfly
@heather_explores (old account)
TT: @heather_explores
YT: heatherexplores19

Heather Steele is a 34-year-old former retro toy collector/Fairy Kei fashion Youtuber reincarnated as a self-proclaimed spooky Victorian summer goth nice girl on an eternal quest for the Ryan of her otherworldly dreams. Her persecution complex, constant negativity, obsession with her "influencer" status on social media, and frantic love-bombing behavior shows no signs of slowing down.

Last Thread Recap:
>>1938239 Introducing DeadEyesRyan: a 36 year old ghost hunter, civil war reenactor and history teacher
>>1938382 Heather and DeadEyesRyan make their relationship Facebook official
>>1940115 Sees marriage in the near future after 3 weeks of dating

>>1943199 , >>1944109 , >>1944753 , >>1950568 , >>1945749 , >>1948810 , >>1948100 , >>1948982 , >>1948984 , >>1950278 Sheer romance from the lovebirds

>>1947250 , >>1947251 , >>1947252 , >>1948013 Making Christmas memories together with a proana Christmas tree and spoopy gifts

>>1950482 , >>1950754 Announces her plans to move in with DeadEyesRyan
>>1950815 TLDR; Heather lives 2 hours away from her soulmate and refuses to waste another second away from him since they will be together forever. Time to purge the hoard and start packing up

>>1951448 Rings in the new year with a COVID diagnosis
>>1951761 Good thing DeadEyesRyan is here to risk getting himself and his students sick so he could take care of this grown woman like a toddler
>>1951936 By the way, did you know Heather is in a relationship?

>>1953823 Hey Siri (strangers on Facebook), is being fired a source of income?

>>1953991 DeadEyesRyan still lives with his mommy

>>1954844 , >>1955211 Worries about being fired after calling out for 6 shifts while sick with "lingering symptoms" of COVID
>>1954866 , 1955193 But this doesn't stop her from thrift shopping

>>1956249 Wants kids with DeadEyesRyan in the near future

>>1957550 , >>1957551 , >>1957552 Happy Spoopy Birthday Heather! Another year dressing like a 2012 Tumblr blog as a grown woman!

>>1957919 , >>1964593 Heather and DeadEyesRyan are engaged
>>1960679 , >>1964728 , >>1960680 More pictures of the happy couple

>>1973081 Beginning of the hair sperging. Nonas, will she come off as goffic if she dyes her hair black? Maybe the blonde isn't reading as goff enough

>>1984418 Is suddenly a historian just like DeadEyesRyan, what a coincidence

>>1987054 Possibly Heather's final creative masterpiece at work: a home goods display at Target

>>1986717 , >>1988837 , >>1991347 Complusively buying more plants as she prepares to move

>>1997701 Tells the world she is the product of a great grandfather who knocked up his sister, changed his identity to avoid legal & social reprecussion lived as an orphan in an asylum

>>1998717 Spiraling with a photo dump of her being goth in high school (again)

>>1999743 The love of her life breaks up with her after 6 months and it's all YOUR fault for not accepting her love of antiques and cemeteries

>>2001158 Breakup details: Heather blames Lolcow for archiving her deranged behavior and contacting him; suggests DeadEyesRyan possibly found out about the forums and confronted her about it

>>2001904 ; >>2001907 Tinfoil about the breakup: Heather allegedly tells a cowtipper that DeadEyesRyan broke up with her after finding out she slept with a black guy in her early 20s.
>He is apparently a white supremacist "groyper" who believes in the "great replacement" theory (a conspiracy about races mixing together to remove all white people in the world)
>Says he wanted Heather to stop taking birth control because it's against his religion
>Alleges that he told Heather he has fantasies about his female students
>Told Heather she is "post wall" and looks old
>Used her social media antics as an excuse to break things off
Again, there is no solid proof of this as the cowtipper claims this was said through a Facebook call
>>2002008 ; >>2002012 , >>2002019 , >>2002023 Cowtipper returns with "proof" of the conversation afterwards
>Heather was too scared to break up with him but was relieved when he ended things; before the breakup Heather agreed to finish her last packet of birth control before getting off of it, never really wanted kids with him

>>2002307 Heather vaguely confirms that DeadEyesRyan said "questionable" things around the same time that the screenshots show up here, possibly confirming what the cowtipper said
>>2002310 Transcript of the short video

>>2003582 The RyanQuest continues!

>>2003714 Now claims that DeadEyesRyan broke up with her because he couldn't handle the trolls/cowtippers contacting him

>>2005419 , >>2005420 , >>2005797 Hangs out with AxeRyan's friends ( >>2005448 )

>>2005949 , >>2005951 Men on dating apps aren't impressed with Heather's goff aesthetic

>>2008516 Hair transformation! If you squint, you could almost see a difference

>>2013465 Meets up with a date; isn't physically attracted to him so suddenly wants to take things slow and get to know him; he pressures her into being his girlfriend for the following days; she finally tells him she's not interested and he blocks her

>>2013523 Says she only feels safe around men, doesn't like being friends with women because women are backstabbing gossips who bring drama

>>2021656 Heather throws on a baby voice while hanging with AxeRyan's friends
>>2021544 , >>2021584 An ex (AxeRyan) confronts her at a convention and begs for her to take him back
>>2021712 Later she makes a public plea on Facebook to AxeRyan to remove the images of them together since he is pretending that they are dating to use her for clout
>>2021712 Surprise surprise, she's full of shit
>>2023222 Friendship with AxeRyan's friends is over after they were "acting differently" towards her at the convention while AxeRyan was hanging with them

>>2022143 , >>2023031 , >>2023019 Would black hair make her desirable? It's gotta be the hair, right? But she was terrorized for having black hair

>>2023274 Goodbye dating apps! Heather knows her worth!
>>2023375 , >>2023517 New life goal: wear a dress. Is that weird?

>>2025201 New Ryan dropping soon!
>>2025368 , >>2025382 , >>2025384 , >>2025399 Aaaaand he's gone
>>2025652 TLDR; she was just a hookup and she was the last one to find this out
>>2026424 , >>2026893 , >>2026449 The HookupRyan that got away
>>2025730 Right back on the dating apps

>>2025982 , >>2026852 I am once again asking you if dying my hair black will make me attractive to men

>>2026427 , >>2026429 , >>2026433 Cringe videos seeking attention from potential Ryans

>>2027165 , >>2027189 , >>2027406 Manages to make a friend's death all about herself and dying her hair black
>>2027320 , >>2027321 ; >>2027323 Shallow walk down memory lane with said friend; accidentally shows that she ignored him despite her crying about how close they were

>Spergs:

>>1938962 , >>1939160 Crying on muh kitchen floor this time last year, but now I'm in a LOVING relationship with my soulmate
>>1941534 Everyone hates and stalks her because she dared to be the true goffic woman she is after escaping her marriage
>>1957580 Ex husband ruined my life but he's married to a 21 year old (typical creepy moid behavior)
>>1961284 I'm gonna make content again, I mean it this time!
>>1980358 My followers ran me off of Youtube! Everyone is copying me but I'm the only one who gets hate for it! I'm not faking my personality!
>>1986716 The internet shames me over my unique hobbies. You don't own me, get a life
>>2002314 Spent $100 a week to see DeadEyesRyan
>>2007050 Ex husband told me I'll never be an independent functioning adult but look where I am now… checkmate
>>2016468 , >>2018511 I'm so lonely boohoo
>>2022859 It's everyone else's fault that I never went to college because no one believed in me boohoo
>>2023194 I don't need your validation, fuck you
>>2023232 Muh 100 sleep paralysis attacks per night
>>2024081 Muh panic attack in a public restroom

No. 2027513

All the “Ryans” in order:
>Ryan 1: Motivational Youtuber. Heather latched onto him and he apparently tried to help the dysfunctional couple by suggesting Heather seek therapy. Eventually they both threw him to the dogs.
>Ryan 2: Ryan Z. Urbex’er whom Heather latched onto and physically stalked several times by using other people for rides. Met up again Oct 2019, Heather posted some cutesy things, and in less than a day those posts were removed and she put him on blast.
>Ryan 3: Short-lived gamer boy met through Tinder.
>Damian: On-off Urbex boyfriend. Eventually put him on blast after their 500th breakup.
>Ryan 4: Craig. Graveyard photographer Heather briefly dated, but they appear to still be friends.
>Ryan 5: Clay. Ex-boyfriend who broke up with her because she was negative. Tried to lure him back by being negative on her instagram stories.
>Ryan 6: ChaseRyan. Dated for like 2 weeks LDR and were supposed to meet IRL but he changed his mind after he realised she’s batshit.
>Ryan 7: Femryan. Stated dating the second time they met irl. After multiple breakups, Heather decided to end things for good because he wanted to go to a party on Halloween instead of going to the cemetery like all of their other dates.
>Ryan 8: ChaseRyan round 2. They finally met in person but he was also seeing someone else and ultimately chose her instead.
>Ryan 9: CharmRyan/GhostRyan. He got the measure of Hag pretty quick, and confessed to ghosting her cause she was still using Tinder and living her life on social media.
>Ryan 10: BomberRyan, which sparked and fizzled within a week. >>1186214
>Ryan 11: OldRyan, ryanectomy performed in less than 48 hours of this one being on the scene.
>Ryan 12: Revengeryan / Ryanhumrevenge -@Rumhamrevenge, older alt photographer who's been hanging out with Heather. Not a true ryan because he's not a spoopy boy she wants to fuck, but comes in and out of the picture like the other ryans. Their relationship is weird and they've shared hotel rooms, but Heather doesn’t think he's a keeper for some reason. >>1288115, >>1288582, >>1289256
>Ryan 13: PapeRyan. An old friend who she lost touch with ‘because of muh stalkers’. 13, unlucky for some, certainly unlucky for him. It seemed like she had finally found a decent match but it lasted mere weeks, Hag blaming their break up on his religious beliefs.
>Ryan 14: BloodRyan aka Lurch. Heather met her match with this one- just as impulsive, insane, childish and melodramatic as she is. He promised the world, but after she quit her job and moved cities to be with him, he booted her out of his home after only a week…is he to blame? Is she? Heather claims the split was due to her plant collecting hobby, which Lurch was jealous of.
>Ryan 15: BrianRyan aka BRyan. After an initial pre-Christmas date, Hag was sneaking pics and declaring love for this new Ryan. Off-the-peg forest and sigil tattoos, painted nails, thinning hair and 2012 piercings. Heather refers to him as a "psycho" and claims she was too caught up in physical attraction to recognize his "toxic behavior."
>Ryan 16: ClockRyan. A resident of Long Island who she met over an app when he was visiting her area. She fell immediately in "love" and followed him back home, visiting NY with him over a weekend. He broke it off after about a week, apparently due to getting back with his ex.
>Ryan 17: BabyRyan. Met him on some dating app and he lived 2 hours away. Calls him her "baby boy." Dates him for a few weeks at most and manages to pull off a pregnancy scare in that time. BabyRyan breaks it off in response to the "accidental" scare.
>Ryan 18: AxeRyan. Heather matched with him on an app a year ago and forgot about him. She then matched with him again but offline about a month ago by attending the same spooky paranormal convention. He's a "Certified Paranormal Investigator" and is completely smitten by our summer goth princess.
>Ryan 19: DeadEyesRyan. 36 year old history teacher. Met on a dating app. Dated for 6 months and shortly got engaged until he breaks things off, likely because he couldn't handle the consequences of Heather's online activity. Alleged racist and creep.

No. 2027519

>>2027512
Absolutely immaculate threadpic. Also, we should add Rumham's death to his Ryan List entry in future threads.

No. 2027521

>>2027447
So, who believes she actually believes this shit and who believes she's consciously crafting a narrative in an attempt to manipulate people/harvest pity/attention?? I lean towards "she actually believes it", which is sad and alarming, but I have hardly met even an extremely privileged 13 year old who is this dramatic/hyperbolic/fake. It's just too fucking weird and sad. So is there a level of cognitive dissidence here? Does some part of her know this all bullshit?

No. 2027527

>>2027471
Yes, she did. If ever at one point you watched her stories, she will block you. She goes through her "who viewed this story" and blocks people she doesn't know.

No. 2027540

>>2027521
I feel like she convinces herself that she believes it, which makes her emotions seem real. It's like how actors think about something generally sad to make their self cry. When the scene is over, it's still a sad situation. It just doesn't have the same effect on them in realtime. In reality she's gone days, weeks, months leaving Rumham on read without giving much second thought (not that she's obligated to reply of course). I really think she just gets a sense of purpose out of pitying herself and being pitied. Every week she types up a new synopsis about how victimized she is so she can refill up on asspats. Even if she doesn't get all the expected responses, her pity posting is enough to satisfy herself. She'll just add this to her list of things she overcame despite the odds. She genuinely has nothing else going on with her life when she's between Ryans so wallowing in pity is all she has.
I wouldn't say she is 100% faking this for attention because it's very possible to feel a strong connection with someone you don't interact with often. And it doesn't take much for her to dedicate herself to a moid.

No. 2027548

>>2027512
Beautiful thread anon! claps

No. 2027554

File: 1724036074468.jpeg (224.63 KB, 1248x1080, IMG_5873.jpeg)

Yikes, I hope his widow doesn’t see this.

No. 2027556

>>2027554
Yeaaaa she really should have kept this cringy shit to herself but I guess it’s good to see how much of a narcissist she can be.

No. 2027570

File: 1724040735294.jpg (344.89 KB, 1284x2282, 1000006583.jpg)

Yes Heather, I'm sure he would have been very moved by your jiggling cleavage. If only you had posted it a day sooner, maybe he'd still be here.

No. 2027576

>>2027554
>>2027570
She's such a fucking narcissist. I wonder how long she's going to milk this? She needs to put her baps up and stop making his death all about her. I'm convinced she doesn't feel the full spectrum of human emotions

No. 2027581

>>2027576
it’s so bizarre because he had a family and lots of other friends who modeled for him a lot more than Heather ever did!

No. 2027583

>>2027570
Imagine his widow stumbling on these stories, god forbid, only to see this distant acquaintance go DEFCON1 about every minute interaction they had months ago. "I'm so sad you didn't get to see me bounce my cleavage for gooners on the internet". If she found her way into the funeral service she'd put on a 30 minute TaylorTalk about how she's emotionally beaten to a pulp everyday and she's lucky to come out on the other side. Oh, and she received memes from this man before so R.I.P. best friend. We'll be hearing about this for at least the rest of the year every time she needs to spice up her sadposting days

>>2027519
>>2027548
Thanks so much!

No. 2027584

>>2027583
was he married? he had two sons who are like ten years apart in age by different mothers—the woman who responded to Heather is the mother of the older son, but it doesn’t look like he was still with the mother of the younger son, idk

No. 2027597

>>2027554
I know cringe is overused but how does she keep reaching new levels…this is unhinged

No. 2027598

I’m so sorry but if I died and some random online acquaintance posted screenshots of me thirsting over them I would be so embarrassed kek what is she doing??

No. 2027619

>>2027512
OP the threadpic is fantastic. i'm absolutely losing it at heather in the window. incredible OP and writeup. that picture is seriously killing me. thank you
>>2027583
>We'll be hearing about this for at least the rest of the year every time she needs to spice up her sadposting days
absolutely. just more fuel for her neverending pity parties

>>2027406
>I can just picture her on a windswept moor, with her black hair and her prairie dress fluttering, fogging up her glasses in her Brontë-esque grief…
kek!! also, i agree with your post.
picrel you posted is kind of nuts considering she constantly says this stuff. she said things like this while she left him on read and she's saying it now when there's probably plenty of people she's ignoring in favor of pitying herself.
it really makes you wonder how she'd react if someone actually close to her died but then again i don't really understand heathers form of "closeness" and i don't think she does either

>>2027422
>>2027570
KEK

No. 2027663

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This bitch won’t stop…then she proceeds to post in her stories random screenshots of her interactions with this guy and even audio messages that are so creepy like she can’t keep anything to herself. Who the fuck wants to hear a random dude giving her bedtime messages for her to feel better to have random internet strangers listen to.This dude definitely was trying to get in Heather’s pants but probably waited for her to make the first move.

No. 2027664

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No. 2027666

>>2027664
This is so gross.

No. 2027689

>>2027664
Didn't he have a wife?

No. 2027692

>>2027663
They've always had this weird on and off flirty "relationship" when they first met up and Heather was single. But she always made it clear that he is in the friendzone. It was concluded that he just wasn't attractive enough for Heather to start obsessively trying to date him because he was bald, pudgy, short and in his 40s or something. They even stayed in that roach infested hotel room together for a photoshoot and as soon as she got home, she was right back to being "depressed", lonely & friendless and still talking about trolling dating apps. FemRyan even entered the picture again for a brief moment and she was confused on what to do, so suffice to say Rumham was never an option. Weird to see her express so much interest with a guy but never pursue a relationship. I didn't know she could do that.

No. 2027694

>>2027689
No I think he had baby mommas.

No. 2027700

>>2027663
this is so pathetic but it's even more pathetic knowing who it's coming from. she is the one who is so caught up in her own life that she has time for no one but herself and the ryanquest. she is incredibly self-involved and in her mind everything revolves around her and her insane victim complex
that aside, imagine dying and some vain bitch just starts airing out all of your private messages. along with acting like you were incredibly close to top it off. it's absurd. i'm not even that sensitive about "respecting the dead" or whatever but even still i'm pretty disturbed by how far she's going with this, it feels intrusive and gross. somehow i feel insulted on behalf of the people who were actually involved in his life.
their messages should stay private and for her to reflect on, not to share publicly. at this point he should become a wrathful spirit, start haunting her antiques and then maybe that will be part of our halloween milk
jokes aside i'm wondering if she was even invited to any services. or if some of his actual family and friends are gawking at this nonsense, too. it feels wild to witness this, she needs to keep this shit to herself

No. 2027715

>>2027692
I think the flirting from her end was just her basking in the attention/encouraging him to continue. You're right, he was solidly in the friendzone from the start.
>>2027663
Yeah he must have been attracted to her because it's pretty obvious she brought nothing to the friendship except narcissism and crying about Ryans. She used him as an emotional crutch to fall back on while getting fucked and chucked by every autistic antiques guy and paranormal investigator in the Northeast.

No. 2027717

she strung him along because she loved his attention but he was never Ryan material for her. I bet now he is dead she will start saying how he was the one who got away and how he was probably her soul mate but it's too late…poor tortured heather

No. 2027723

File: 1724084528152.jpeg (837.7 KB, 828x1450, IMG_5874.jpeg)

Poor Heather, a man is literally dead and now she can’t leave him on read when he replies to her attention seeking Instagram posts

No. 2027729

>>2027664
Oh my god Heather STOP

No. 2027743

>>2027663
It's amazing to see all his messages and how much effort he put into being a friend (maybe with the hope of a relationship), telling her stories so she could fall asleep, motivating and lifting her up all the time and her replies are just short one liners with no readable emotions behind them. Put him on read for months while doomscrolling for a new Ryan. I think that's also a reason why so many Ryans left, they just realise sooner or later that they are doing all the work and there isn't anything emotional being returned to them, only thing Heather gives is sex and yes, many moids are stupid and would love that, but some want something different, maybe an emotional connection.

>>2027700
I don't think she was/will be invited to anything, no one wants a narcissist at the funeral of a beloved person. Who would want a complete shitshow of Heather crying, screaming and fainting at a funeral.

No. 2027745

>>2027743
idk, I think his daughters might appreciate a woman he met 3x in his life throwing herself on his casket and screaming TAKE ME TAKE ME INSTEAD

No. 2027747

>>2027743
>>2027745
Taking crying selfies the whole time. Calling his body her boo bee.

No. 2027753

>>2027723
>extremely ill from stress
Still has the energy to take reels of her tits and shopping for dresses.

>>2027745
>>2027747
kek, as if she would ever offer her life for his.
I haven't been around for all of her threads, but has she ever claimed to be suicidal or suicide baiting?

No. 2027769

File: 1724093811648.jpg (246.92 KB, 1116x647, runandrearun.jpg)

>>2027723
>This is the first time in over 3 years that I haven't heard from him
Apparently he died one week ago (picrel) and Heather didn't even notice, but sure, today is the first time in three years. Idiot.

Also picrel of course she's such a fucking creep she ran out and added his ex and started liking her pictures. It looks like the ex follows her back, but I hardly think this happened before his death. Completely shameless. Heather probably sent her a bunch of shit about how Nick was the lord of her ring and got a pity-add.

No. 2027780

>>2027769
I went through her Instagram account a little and, I hope someone feels the same, it looks like Heather tried to copy some traits of her. The woman is vegan, she lost a lot of weight, has dyed blond hair and "big" glasses and she has the life Heather dreams of. It just doesn't feel right for me and if I were her, I would block Heather, but that might just be me, as I happend to grow up with a narcissist.

No. 2027788

>>2027780
I thought the same thing even though it doesn't make sense because she wanted nothing to do with rumham when he was alive. Of course now that he's gone he was the love of her life, the best friend she ever had.

No. 2027795

>>2027769
KEK Heather you absolute vile narcissist. As if it wasn't already obvious enough that she didn't care about him. She's making up for lost time that could have been spent reaping up sympathy. His own mother isn't losing her mind like this.

This might just be me but the fact that Heather followed his ex and liked all of her pictures makes me feel like she wanted the ex to go on her profile and see all the things she posted. People usually only do that when they want to be noticed by the person. As if she wants the ex to think Heather was the super goth dreamgirl of his life and she was so important to him. Heather hates other women so I don't see her trying to get a sympathy friendship out of it either.

No. 2027799

File: 1724099203125.jpeg (367.39 KB, 828x1412, IMG_5881.jpeg)

Using his death to try to catch a date now, very classy Heather

No. 2027801

>>2027795
It reminds me of when PT’s mom wrote a dead man’s wife a letter to let her know that she fucked him for some reason

No. 2027811

>>2027799
HOLY FUCK SHE IS SHAMELESS. She's known her "best friend" is gone for 24 hours tops and she already wants to "forget her sorrows."
Nonnas she is worse than I ever realized and this is genuinely disgusting.

No. 2027817

>>2027795
>As if she wants the ex to think Heather was the super goth dreamgirl of his life and she was so important to him.
so pathetic, why does she want to pull focus with the ex-wife/ex-partner of a dead guy
especially when they had been split for at least ten years and the ex had long ago moved on with someone else?
the people who should be comforting each other are the mothers of his two sons, not randos he flirted with

No. 2027829

>>2027799
Oh, hopefully she will find a Ryan to go with her on a graveyard date and bury her there. If she could just shut up for a day or two, but no, Heather suffers, the world needs to know it. If you are reading this, Heather darling, dye your hair black, cry a little more and the next Ryan will be right there.

>>2027811
That's what I'm feeling right now, I've always given her the benefit of a doubt, that she went to stuff with her ex-husband and it fucked her up, but she reminds me so much of a narcissist in my family, there is no doubt anymore that she is an awful, self-centred person.

No. 2027832

>>2027799
Thirsting for a man to fuck her brains out between tearful staged selfies for a dead guy she met 3x in her life may actually be rock bottom. But keep reaching Heather!

No. 2027844

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I cant. heather has reached a new low for me. posting a dead man's text and audio she fucking recorded, following his ex, making this all about her. when she didn't even care for him when he was alive.

No. 2027853

does anyone remember paperyan? >>>/snow/1421717

He was her last OMG BESTIE that she went and dated. She clearly only used him for her own self praise and self satisfaction, too. And when that turned into a relationship that was clearly not as self serving as she wanted, it busted.

Her relationships with others are so self serving and transactional.
>>2027832

No. 2027894

File: 1724124342402.mp4 (5.66 MB, 720x1280, 1000006593.mp4)

Back to our regularly scheduled broadcasting. Can't mourn all the ruddy day.

No. 2027897

>>2027799
If he hadn't already been dead for a week, I'd almost say that Heather wanted to find someone to help her inconspicuously spy on Rumham's funeral. But inconspicuous obviously isn't her style, anyway.

No. 2027941

File: 1724140012120.jpeg (291.45 KB, 828x1397, IMG_8591.jpeg)

Is this a joke or does she think she’s autistic now?

No. 2027954

I’m just curious, but does anyone know how that guy died?

No. 2027962

File: 1724148047623.jpg (258.41 KB, 1327x924, attachment-Spirit-Halloween-st…)

>>2027941
> in spirit
Wait, she really hangs out in Spirit Halloweens? lol I've seen her ref this recently but never realized this is a thing. I guess she's gotta show her goku get'em gothitude

No. 2027970

>>2027894
>>2027941
she has to be trolling. i feel like she lurks this thread every day. there was autism speculation towards the end of the last thread >>2024127 , and of course in clusterbee fashion, she's trying to claim it now. this is just like her "panic attack" stories.

>>2027894
this ones so creepy kek, the whole time she looks in love with herself and the weird "hi barbieee" at the end was the icing on the cake. i really do feel like she is trolling us and teasing the black hair

>>2027829
>If you are reading this, Heather darling, dye your hair black, cry a little more and the next Ryan will be right there.
agreed, heather, he is just a hair color change away..

No. 2027974

>>2027894
When she lets her hair down and her tongue slips out trying to be "sexy"… She has her sights on a new Ryan already

No. 2028045

>>2027894
This is disturbing as fuck. Also she's never going to dye her hair black, the way she eyefucks herself when she pulls the wig off has proven that. Sorry Rumham, best you're ever gonna get is a cheap ass Spirit wig.

No. 2028059

>>2027962
>Goku get'em gothitude
My fucking sides nonny

No. 2028104

File: 1724176528013.jpeg (728.82 KB, 828x1511, IMG_6350.jpeg)

Rumham dies and, after a slew of stories and bleatings all about me, me, me, Hags further fucks his memory off by sharing a photo he specifically asked not to be shared because of potential controversy. She’s such a fucking trip.

>>2027894
The irony…Pete Steele wrote Black No.1 about an ex narc gf who was the most goffick of all and loved herself. It’s sarcasm. Love that it’s Hag’s anthem.

>>2028045
Absolutely vomitrocious eye-fucking and tongue poking.

No. 2028107

>>2028104
Thing #2,456,796 that Heather should have kept to herself, ew

No. 2028109

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>>2028104
Samefag to show pic. Honestly I don’t gaf either way but
> just a monster who collected dolls
Okay Hags kek. Also
> I would give anything to have that photo
bet she didn’t even give them a thank you

No. 2028110

>>2028104
>>2028109
So a dude with actual children decided that this photo looked inapproprite to him and that he didn't want to publish it, and Heather's first thought when he passes away is "finally I can get my hands on it." Honestly, I see where he was coming from. There could certainly be some sinister implications drawn from the image. But anyway, who cares what his feelings were about it, because her feelings are the only REAL feelings.

No. 2028111

>>2028110
I can see it too. It’s not the most shocking image going but there’s no two ways about the sinister connotations. Heather is a total dick for publishing it. Part of me is convinced that she is totally blinded by narcissism and look at me look at me behaviour that she quite literally cannot conceive of why this is a total disregard of her dead ‘friend’s’ wishes. Like she’s not a wicked person, just a fucking dopey, self-absorbed twat.

No. 2028155

>>2028104
>>2028110
>>2028111
Lmfao, yes I see why this would be inappropriate and draw questions as to why the photo was taken as it is. She is so fucking dumb. I WISH she would read this thread and absorb it. It would help her greatly. I hope he haunts her to smack her in the face once. Idiot.

No. 2028160

>>2028104
Also this lack of self awareness is JUST LIKE PEGGY HILL, when I see her face all I can see is Peggy hill from the later seasons when they just made her a crazier bitch.

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No. 2028175

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She needs a fucking intervention at this point.

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No. 2028180

She is on her stories talking about how she sent rumham nudes to approve for other Ryans cause he was just that type of friend. Then talking about his suicide in the same video. Fucking hell.

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>>2028180
> was such a good friend and master of spicy photography I would send him my nudes to rate
> ultimate hype man, gave me confidence
Yeah bitch to send your nudes to SomeRyan
> he couldn’t see how loved he was
By women who wouldn’t fuck him or be in a relationship with him but friendzoned him 100% for being the safe reliable guy to dump all their shit on
> guys if you want to get hot chicks be more like rumham be a safe place and you’ll get all the hot girls
Yeah be more like the guy who probs wanted a partner and maybe at least a nude for himself that wasn’t for another Ryan but instead was the dumping ground for the friendzoners inappropriate behaviour
> goes on to speak about the other hot women who flocked to him
I cannot wait for them to start quarrelling about who was the bestest best friend with the guy they really didn’t give a fuck about, of, if they did, can’t why he topped himself as he had alllll this validation…for being a sexless support machine

No. 2028213

>>2028199
So her entire RyanQuest was littered with using this guy for validation? And she continues to do so after his death? She's not even flinching at the implications, she's just leaning full in. I hope these aren't public posts she's making that his family or past partners cannot see.

No. 2028216

So just to recap, within 48 hours Heather has managed to:
> crypost about the death of a man she barely spoke to or hung out with a whole week after he actually passed
> showed proof that his communication attempts were ignored and she lied about how close they were
> use his death as a coinflip to decide if she should dye her hair black to attract men
> use a cringey thirst trap video to highlight a loosely connected to him doll that she conveniently places close to her cleavage smothered in a pushup bra
> stalked his family and loved ones to insert herself into their despair over THEIR loss
> exposed their personal conversations (and how uninterested she was in talking)
> shared details of their interactions that she would never recall with fondness if he was alive, having only met 3 times in real life
> posted photos that he explicitly did not want to be posted, then invited people to disagree with his reasoning to validate herself
> baited people into interacting with her bullshit by asking someone to find a picture that she could have easily found herself on his profile
> straight up shamelessly use his death as an excuse to beg for a date
> proceeds to eyefuck herself in a video as if she hasn't been larping a mental breakdown in her stories for days
> posts a letter he personally wrote to her that also went ignored, then reassures herself that he understood why she never cared about him enough to give him the time of day
> humblebrag about sending him nudes- vicariously telling strangers how brutally friendzoned he was in life while suggesting that being friendly with her as a moid will result in sexual favors so please contact her
> further patronize him by insisting he gets all the hot girls, suggesting that she's exhibit A of said hot girls
Just when I thought she's finally milked this man's death dry, she comes back and 1ups herself. Sometimes I catch myself feeling bad for how pathetic she is for a moment until she reminds me how terrible and insufferable she is. I hate that she's making me feel like I'm defending a scrote's honor but damnit the man's dead. Just let him rest ffs.

No. 2028260

>>2028213
I would guess he's far from the only moid she was/is using for this. I'm curious, seeing some of the potato-looking Ryans, how she decides who to FZ and who to surrender to after their first antiquing date.

No. 2028278

>>2028180
Banging my head against a wall in hopes to sustain enough brain damage that I no longer have to be plagued by the secondhand embarrassment that Heather continues to foist upon me.

No. 2028280

>>2028199
so, there are probably hundreds of nudes out there and she isn't worried that one of the Ryans might leak them. She is way stupider than I thought.

No. 2028293

This is why she has DOZENS of exes. She is so self-absorbed, careless and has zero personality. I cant fathom how terrible she is.
….You know what? Heather is a stalker. She looks and acts like one. I'm so uncomfortable with her posting private convos from the guy and acting like theyre trophies.

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I’m guessing Heather is trying to one up this girl picrel because her posts look a lot like what this girl said about rumham. SHE was the closest don’t you see!!! Only HEATHER!!!

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1/6

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No. 2028363

>>2027513
Has anyone ever did a giant collage of all her Ryan's? I want to see them all and rank them lol

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No. 2028375

>>2028363

There was one here >>1619951

No. 2028376

>>2028363
Lmao yes we need a tier list. I don't have any graphic design skills but I can slap together a bunch of their pictures later if no one else does it first.

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>>2028376
Here’s the one that >>2028375 linked to. Ends at LurchRyan/BloodRyan, then a brief return to/hang out with FemRyan. We need to add Ryan’s 15 - 19 plus any RandoRyans.

No. 2028451

>>2028444
God I forgot how fugly lurch was and she cried for that shit. Almost all her men were uggos. Can’t believe she would cry for all these losers. Mind as well add rumham in these cuz he even entertained this crazy bitch and saw her nudes.

No. 2028453

>>2028444
literally NONE of these guys are attractive but neither is heather so i guess it works out. also, she has major crazy eyes.

No. 2028461

>>2028444
That pussy a spiritual graveyard god damn

No. 2028466

>>2028453
Personally I find 2 attractive. But only 2 out of 19? Yikes.

No. 2028468

>>2028444
So we need… AxeRyan, TrainRyan, BrianRyan (the stringy haired weirdo with the big whitehead on his forehead she kept posting shirtless pictures of), TeacherRyan… who am I missing?

No. 2028471

>>2028468
Samefag but does the guy she lied about meeting in an antique store and whisking her off to dinner and the middle of nowhere count? Literal GhostRyan.

No. 2028481

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What is she talking about

No. 2028483

>>2028481
I'm pretty sure she was single here. She probably just wants an excuse to post her tits again.

No. 2028485

>>2028481
>>2028483
I think she means he saw the picture and found it to be so racy and scandalous that he had to break up with her. I call bullshit but okay sad little Heather.

No. 2028486

>>2028481
>serious relationship
>"you ruined everything before we even got together"
Make it make sense, Heather.

No. 2028488

>>2028486
He means - in his moidrot brain - she was slinging her ‘boudoir shots’ and nudes about town before he got a look in.

No. 2028490

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Hilarious that this one bears such a striking resemblance to Kathy aka Parkbenchpinup’s neckbeard ‘daddy’.

No. 2028527

>>2028485
>>2028481
> one day i found out my fiance was a nazi
> and a pedo
> but the last straw was when he saw my lewds
ok heather

No. 2028531

>>2028527
He probably told her to take the pictures down and she probably reeeee’d at him saying it’s part of my self expression to be a big titty goth girl!!!!

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Add “blonde” to her list of reasons no one likes her that totally have nothing to do with her awful boring personality

No. 2028539

>>2028535
This fucking cunt honestly…does she just expect people to fall over themselves to talk to her? Yes. Does she bother trying to be the first to approach someone else? No. Jesus fucking wept.

No. 2028546

>>2028535
Unsurprisingly shallow of her to be whining about how shit her life is just because she doesn't have a dick to ride when her friend just killed himself. And of course in the most dramatic fashion, her PERSONAL HELL is not being approached by strangers at an event (even though she would still complain if strangers did approach her because panic, autism, floor-crying). I wonder if any of the fleeting Ryans who pump & dump do it because afterward they connect the sex to the rampant personality disorders and it feels weird and wrong to go on, like retard porn.

No. 2028556

>>2028535
This man is clearly saying he's interested in blondes
>when will i be someone's type?
Honey you might've been that moid's type right there but you were too busy wallowing in self pity

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>>2028299
Yeah exactly. She’s giving props to this girl in a few post comments but you know she’s seething inside. By the sounds of it they both had the exact same experience with him. Incidentally, here’s Hags continuously tagging him in posts so she goes to the top of the tagged posts over and over again. Kek. I’ve circled Hag’s posts.

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>>2027700
Rumhamrevenge is such a weird name.
>>2027723
She's so narcissistic and self centered, it almost feels ironic. She's a case study for it.
>>2027799
H o l y s h i t Heather
>>2027894
There's really nothing going on in her brain other than her appearance and ryanquest, is there? Her interests are all skin deep and fake to build a persona.
If no one is there to look at her, does she even exist?
>>2028109
Yeah I can see why he thought it was inappropriate but I actually really like the concept, and even the execution.
>>2028349
Girl…………………… What the fuck Heather. She's trying to start shit with the widow now, 100%. Idk what's going on in her manic mind, but it makes no sense to me that she would do this without it being bait somehow.
>>2028354
>He should have loved life because he had hot women around him. They all added me btw!
I hope they see how unhinged she is.
>>2028371
INSANE.

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Obligatory apology if any of the names or orders are mixed up. I only came in right before BloodRyan so I tried the best I could.
Sidenote: I think I mistook DamianRyan for GamerRyan so disregard that one.

My personal tier:
BRyan > Ryan Z > ClayRyan > BabyRyan > GraveyardRyan > ChaseRyan > PapeRyan > DamianRyan > FemRyan > BomberRyan > BloodRyan
DeadEyesRyan disqualifies himself for possibly being a pedo and deserves to have a mild heart attack everyday

No. 2028636

>>2028602
I cant stop laughing at this, good job nona(sage your shit)

No. 2028637

>>2028535
No bitch, YOU have no fun, because you're a miserable self-centered drip. It has nothing to do with hair.

No. 2028640

>>2028535
Imagine matching on a dating site and the person you just matched with starts acting like she's a pariah for being blonde and "weird" kek. She has no idea this is what repels people. Just dye your fucking hair or don't, jfc.
>>2028602
BRyan was the best looking, excusing his balding hairline. Clay Ryan just reminds me of the anon who knew him irl and had a weird crush on him kek

No. 2028647

>>2028602

You forgot AxeRyan

Dead Eyes really is the ugliest. Definite pedo vibes.

No. 2028649

>>2028535
she sent this to herself(sage your shit)

No. 2028652

>>2028647
Nah Blood Ryan is worse. Dude looked actually retarded and malformed, it was shocking seeing his reveal. Dead eyes 2nd worst though kekkk she really picks the ugliest fucks.

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No. 2028663

>>2028640
>Clay Ryan just reminds me of the anon who knew him irl and had a weird crush on him kek
Wasn't it his ex? I need to revisit that saga, that was a barrel of laughs.

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>Waahhhh no one likes blondes cause it’s too weird and im not like other girls someone tells me they wanna fuck me

No. 2028672

>>2028216
Honestly after this, any glimmer of hope that she might one day ascend from cowhood has been snubbed. She's such a vile self-absorbed person.

>>2028602
Imagine all the crying and dramatics over any of these ugly moids. Bryan is the only one who is almost decent, but only when he's wearing a hat (and clothes). Even then he looks like he works at a gas station. The topless photo of him posing in her houseplants is hilarious though, shitty wolf tattoo and all. He looks kind of like a faggier version of gale from BG3 in it. Deadeyes and lurch are definitely the ugliest with axeryan trailing not far behind.

No. 2028673

>>2028661
I'm so glad I'm not the only nona rooting for GhostRyan.

No. 2028676

>>2028671
This icy blonde is actually nice on her. She does need something modern on her head or she looks like a church mouse. There was a picture in this thread of her where she has some balayage and straightened hair which also looked nice on her. But we all know it’s obviously not really about her hair she just needs a reason to complain.

No. 2028678

>>2028671
She posts this as if her hair is still platinum and as if she still wears kill star

No. 2028683

>>2028299
I haven’t seen her videos, but interesting how other ppl post about him and tell us how much he loved his kids. And heather here is all mememe!!! She doesn’t even acknowledge he was a good dad or anything else because like everyone has mentioned she too self absorbed! What a nut.(sage your shit)

No. 2028704

>>2028683
she was probably jealous as fuck of his kids and their mother(s). also, this is clearly the best thing that’s ever happened to heather.

No. 2028708

If Heather wants to really project GOTH!! to Ryans out there, what she needs to work on is not her base hair color but her makeup, hair styles, and accessories. Goths have all colors of hair and I see blondes all the time. It's the little to no makeup and then 2010 blogger curls/lifeless flat do just sitting there. Get weird with eyeliner. Wear some macabre Victorian jewelry. If she doesn't want to go contacts get different glasses, maybe a thin black frame or even little Benjamin Franklin steampunk things. And fucking relax the cheesy school picture smile in every photo. I actually think she is quite cute and could be improved…obviously she won't do anything and this also isn't new sentiment here on lolcow.
I also don't understand the insistence on GOTH instead of just "I like dark/macabre/antique stuff". Lean into that instead of trying to tie yourself to a music scene you don't participate in.
Finally, please don't summon clayryan's ex she was insufferable

No. 2028709

>>2028672
Bryanryan definitely works at Rutters (not even Sheetz). Central PA anons know.

No. 2028711

>>2028671
How the fuck are you supposed to "start a thread" on your Instagram post? Just another excuse to post selfies of when she was four years younger and forty pounds lighter. She romanticizes this period as a time when she was so hot and so happy, but when you look back on threads from that time she was as miserable as always.

No. 2028715

>>2028672
shes gonna be a cow for life. there is no indication she'lll grow up. dude killed himself and theres no shred of empathy from her, she still parrots her favorite song memememe.
Shes gonna reach 30 ryans in a couple of years.

No. 2028751

>>2028652
I agree, BloodRyan looks malformed. All the others are ugly, but normal ugly. He has the head of a melted G. I. Joe.

No. 2028753

>>2028708
Amen to this. This is everything she needs to know. She will never take this advice of course. But this is the sagest of suggestions.

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>>2028704
She’s out here laying all her weapons on the table. Seriously Hags, his bm’s could be seeing this, his kids could be seeing this. These are private conversations and voice messages. What the actual fuck are you doing?

No. 2028764

>>2028176
>>2028180
>>2028199
>>2028216
>>2028299
>>2028757
it's crazy to me, because i always knew she's the type of person to go this low, but somehow it still shocks me when it happens. this behavior is absolutely disgusting… really sickening. she's never going to improve or get better, she's just going to keep getting worse
> I hate that she's making me feel like I'm defending a scrote's honor but damnit the man's dead. Just let him rest ffs.
completely agreed, jesus fucking christ

>>2028535
such a strange thing to say especially since she's the one who dyes her hair that color… always the victim. she adds a new arbitrary reason why people don't like her every other month, and now her new favorite reason why people don't like her is because she's blonde. this picture speaks volumes about her personality. at least she makes it obvious how much of a repulsive person she is. i know she lurks here, so i wonder how many times we have to say it: no one likes you because you're an awful person who repels people with your vile personality. i know it will never sink in though. narcissists never learn and this will be dismissed as just some "hater". so i urge: dye your hair black, i'm sure a world of change is ahead of you…

>>2028637
kek, exactly this

No. 2028769

>>2028757
Everything she does is such ryan repellent. It's no wonder why she's been scraping bottom of the barrel for moids even when she was actually kind of cute. Absolutely psychotic and desperate to prove she was the center of his universe despite her ghosting him for months and only meeting with him a couple times in person.

>>2028764
She's definitely going to add rumham to her usual rotation of "lost loves" melodrama despite her obviously using him/stringing him along. Fully expect her to make claims he's reaching out from the afterlife, maybe even though chippy the doll. Sad the guy had to off himself to finally get attention from her.

No. 2028775

>>2028757
imagine being so proud that some dude wanted to bang you

No. 2028788

>>2028775
It's so creepy. She's definitely doing it to show his baby mama and other female friends that he found her the Most Bangable Of All.

No. 2028805

>>2028708
I know we all wanna see the black for the keks but honestly think a red tone would look really good on her and would make her look much less boring while still matching her current style. A deep red burgundy-ish with some bangs would be cute and spoopy and would signal “goth” more then the blonde

No. 2028807

>>2028708
She needs to work on her personality disorders, not her appearance. She looks goth enough imo.
>>2028711
My fanfic is that she uses lolcow frequently and slipped up on her terminology.

No. 2028815

>>2028805
>A deep red burgundy-ish with some bangs would be cute and spoopy and would signal “goth” more then the blonde
i can picture that looking decently good on her (or even a lighter reddish brown) actually. both the bangs and the color. i think it would somehow compliment her poor choice of makeup because the colors wouldn't look as harsh and drastic against the red. but i also really want to see the black hair drama kek

>>2028807
>My fanfic is that she uses lolcow frequently and slipped up on her terminology.
i love this

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Girl what

No. 2028854

>>2028851
fucking terminally online retard sharing she has sores in her mouth. not something to share when your personality is chasing dick

No. 2028858

>>2028851
Try brushing your teeth on the weekend hag

No. 2028861

>>2028851
How spooky.

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>>2028851
Stop. This. Shit. You. Stupid. Cunt.

No. 2028881

>>2028851
Heather finds out you can get cankers from stress kek
>>2028879
Holy shit I thought this was an edit you made to make fun of her. She really made this herself and posted it

No. 2028882

>>2028851
>sores in mouth
>stress is literally killing me

This girl has not faced a single hardship in her life, wtf lmao

No. 2028886

>>2027512
>>2028851
do you have to look for sores? Can you not feel them?

Do you need some hep meds, gurlie?

No. 2028887

>>2028879
Kek she really knows how to make us laugh.

No. 2028891

>>2028851
that’s a STI you dumb bitch

No. 2028893

>>2028881
>>2028887
Fucking unreal, I know. She keeps delivering the goods. What on earth possesses her?

>>2028882
Abso-fucking-lutely. Rain makes her fear for her life ffs. Remember the car prangs? Hardship then? Nope. Mom came to fix it.

No. 2028895

>>2028893
>What on earth possesses her?
Crazy Bitch spirit

No. 2028897

>>2028851
>>2028879
jesus fucking christ….

No. 2028904

>>2028879
I've been on the Internet for nigh on 20 years, and I can't explain why, but this is one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen. Like, gore is gore, horrible hateful things are par for the course, but this bitch is literally soulless, I think, this weird collage encapsulates its it so well. Eerie.

No. 2028926

>>2028895
It’s true. And yet, having banged half of PA and even ventured further afield to neighbouring states, she still finds it impossible to initiate conversation let alone meaningful relationships with people. I find myself screaming at my screen. How. How is it this hard? And yet the nudes go flying out, her body count is up there. Like, I don’t give a fuck and am in no way a prude but it’s either like ‘muh loneliness am literally dying’ or ‘sooo I sent my nudes to someone and this other friendzone guy checked them out first to make sure they are hot’. WHY. Make it make sense. She’s also now saying she’s cancelling going to the ren faire where she is ‘going to go right up to a hot Viking and talk’ because the dress in the thrift store is gone. WHAT.

No. 2028928

>>2028851
Is this another STD scare, why is she telling anyone other than a doctor this.

>>2028879
biblically accurate heather

No. 2028964

>>2028851
maybe it’s karma, a sore for every private message shared

No. 2028967

>>2028926
Lmao ren faire seems like a perfect place for Ryan quest. But who would she even go with, she doesn’t have friends?

No. 2028969

>>2028904
And the cherry on top of the eerie sundae is the fact that in all these pictures she's either crying about not having a Ryan to worship her or crying because she no longer has her fallback scrote to worship her between Ryans. Not a terminal disease diagnosis, not a loss in the family or even a loved one, not a pending eviction or concern about where her next meal will come from. All because she can't trauma bond to a scrote who looks like he only gets treated with respect when he has an assault rifle-sized bag with him.
I thought I was desensitized to Heather's crazy but her being engaged to a moid who "said disturbing things" that very well could be pedophilic after like 6 months had me taken aback. And she was willing to reproduce with him despite saying she didn't want a child. She'll settle down with the grimiest of men if it means she'll have someone to say I love you to. It's looking bleaker and bleaker every day.

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posting because she deleted this along with some videos talking about how she will be trying to get renn faire ryan dick this weekend

No. 2029033

>>2028807
"Start a thread" is Twitter terminology, though

No. 2029035

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Now she’s implying she wasn’t ready for a relationship with him??

No. 2029038

>>2029035
No she want to marry and have babies with all these guys, she’s wining about all the Ryan’s that have pumped and dumped her with no commitment

No. 2029075

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Back on the Rumham train, destination All About Me, Me, Me. Better get that $130 doll out of the closet and buy her all the kids clothes in Target. Diabolical.

No. 2029077

>>2029075
She spent $130 on that thing and then let it get crushed in her closet for 2 years

No. 2029079

>>2029075
I wonder if she feel guilty for ignoring him recently and now tries to convince the whole world she was totes his bestie (or more?) and she’s grieving so hard!! He clearly committed sudoku and something was wrong.(learn2integrate)

No. 2029081

>>2029075
can the man fucking rest you fucking Hag

No. 2029084

>>2029079
I don't think she feels guilty, he did something that was completely out of her control and she hates that so much that she is now spiralling down, trying to convince herself and other that she totally cared for him and her mental health was the only reason why she ignored him, not maybe because he was so deep in depression that it was hard for him to lift her up like he always did before

No. 2029097

>>2028964
Her mouth would look like a swollen baboon ass.
>>2028992
Bitch probably got herpes and it's a legendary outbreak. That shit can pop up anywhere depending on the person's health and immune response.

No. 2029112

>>2029084
yeah, she just lost her backup “dude who wanted to bang her” and the narcissistic injury is hurting

No. 2029164

Does she have monkey pox???

No. 2029166

>>2029033
No it's lolcow exclusive, she's here baiting in the ot threads, being mean in the anachan and coquette threads, and shitposting in the shayna thread.

No. 2029169

>>2029075
>$130 plastic doll
>bags it up like a dead body
>tosses it in the back of her closet for two years
>head is caved in from neglect
>omg MY CHILD my baby! Save heeeer!
Please God never let this woman reproduce.

>>2028851
>>2028992
>>2029164
Just in time to spread it around the ren faire too! Suppose it's kind of on theme.

No. 2029219

>>2028992
Holy fuck if she goes to Ren Faire with this unknown medical affliction and possibly spreads it to people…
I imagine she mentioned the back of her knee being affected too because it was starting to sound like an STI

No. 2029225

>>2028992
How the fuck is she connecting a sore in her mouth and throat to her knee? Seriously what could possibly even come close to explaining that, is this a rheumatic fever larp for Ren Faire?

No. 2029264

>>2028992
>>2029219
>>2029225
Wasn't really expecting a typhoid Heather phase before spoopy season, but here we are.

No. 2029306

>>2028992
That last dude gave her syphilis and ghosted. How spooky!

No. 2029310

>>2029164
i thought this too! the WHO just declared it a global epidemic and the main symptoms are sores + feeling shitty and rundown. and it’s mainly spread sexually.

No. 2029311

>>2029310
It's hard to tell with her because she's always blah, but oh please have monkeypox Heather!

No. 2029331

>>2029225
its becauss shes dumb as rocks.
conpletely self-absorbed, extremely melodramatic over little inconveniences, parasitically adopts hobbies of ryan to look coll, and on top of that, a stupid bitch.
we got ourselves a real winner kek

No. 2029334

File: 1724453316780.mp4 (4.36 MB, 720x1280, oh-no.mp4)

1/3
I just can't with her anymore, I hoped for Halloween milk, now I just hope she has monkeypox and just shuts the fuck up. Her sores must be really bad, she must be grieving very hard and her depression is extremely real

No. 2029335

File: 1724453379087.mp4 (1.27 MB, 720x1280, I'm-so-alone-and-depressed.mp4)


No. 2029339

File: 1724453682839.mp4 (2.52 MB, 720x1280, and-not-a-narcissist.mp4)


No. 2029340

>>2029334
>>2029335
>>2029339
this is the face of grieving the "worst month of her entire year"; extreme self obsessed ogling of herself. narcissism off the charts.
>look at the boobs guys!!!!! i'm gonna fuck a viking teehee
she's so sick and grieving guys she really is having a horrible time, someone come save her
sidenote, i wrote this before seeing the third post and of course it was just as bad as the first two. deranged giggling and guffawing at herself… she's so overwraught by grief, it must be so hard having blonde hair

No. 2029341

>>2029334
>>2029335
Wow, crazy how quickly she got over rumham's untimely death. Right back into the ryan cycle I guess. Can't wait for her to spread her oral plague amongst the "viking princes" of the Pennsylvania ren faire.

No. 2029363

File: 1724458668987.jpeg (Spoiler Image,813.79 KB, 828x1463, IMG_5925.jpeg)

Spoiler for mouth sores

No. 2029365

>>2029363
kek she's still claiming it's "stress"

No. 2029371

>>2029339
her pretending to be happy with those dead bpdchan eyes is so jarring kek(sage your shit)

No. 2029373

>>2028851
Syphilis or monkeypox…Heather this wouldn't have happened if you stopped being a whore for every guy who sticks his dick into mystery jars full of dead fetus remnants.

No. 2029376

>>2029363
holy fuck it’s fucking monkeypox https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/monkeypox(medfagging)

No. 2029377

File: 1724461589967.jpeg (787.08 KB, 828x975, IMG_6539.jpeg)

>>2028557
I love that she’s done it again. MacabreModelling posts, tagging Rumham (green circle). Hag comments ‘yay proud of you’ or whatever platitude. It’s not up for more than a couple of hours before Hag posts and tags Rumham in again, thus taking herself back up to the very top of the Rumham tree (red circle). Fucking love it. Cannot wait for these two to have a blazing showdown.

No. 2029391

>>2029334
What's funny is I know someone who knew her and they say her boobs are not that big, they're only a B and they say she uses hella padding. Nothing about her is real

No. 2029395

>>2029376
Bringing a plague to the Ren Faire like it's 1346.

No. 2029400

File: 1724466649829.jpeg (321.63 KB, 1080x1919, IMG_1249.jpeg)

>>2029395
she bought her renfaire ticket. it’s happening. heather just gets worse by the day lately. mpox is no joke. she has no friends and does absolutely nothing, so she definitely caught it from a ryan.

No. 2029404

heather got pumped n’ dumped by dungeonsynthRyan 11 days ago. >>2025201 mpox incubation period is 3–17 days…

No. 2029411

>>2029400
no fucking way, she is really gonna go when she says she has sores and feels like she’s dying? I hate this dumb selfish bitch. Oh my god I thought it would be funny to possibly spot her there but now I’m just mad. Also who goes alone.
>>Maybe I’ll make friends and find a boyfriend
Sure, tell them all about your mouth and body sores as an opener while you shake their hand and breathe in their face. What the fuck

No. 2029422

>>2029339
psychotic narcissist

No. 2029462

>>2029400
>>2029404
Did sleepy hollow dungeon synth ryan seriously give her monkeypox after a single date? I absolutely cannot with this cow. Can't say I feel that bad for any ren faire moids retarded enough to fool around with her, but I hope they don't spread it to any other unsuspecting women.

No. 2029475

Monkeypox are common in the gay community. Dungeon synth Ryan has probably been having fun on Grindr.(armchair diagnosing)

No. 2029480

I used to think she was just a funny harmless cow, but damn, this bitch is insufferable and kinda evil. Making her simp’s death about how he would have wanted her to dye her hair black and then… didn’t dye her hair black made me kek though.

No. 2029493

I think I posted this in an earlier thread but I've been saying how the minute she experiences a loss, that so spooky and cutesy "good mourning" will be dropped, pathetic loser.

No. 2029495

File: 1724501495404.jpeg (958.81 KB, 1290x2180, IMG_1759.jpeg)

Recent post by Heather. Always one way conversation with people. Heather maybe you would start a friendship or a normal relationship with someone if you ask them how they are and say thank you for asking back you fucking self centered bitch!

No. 2029497

>>2029495
this is absolutely insufferable, he interacted with her, wished her a good weekend and all she replied was me too, lol. and then she continues to say how she is so lonely and no one wants her. does she genuinely not understand people are interacting with her or are all these people that worthless to her?

No. 2029517

>>2029495
this bitch is so insufferable. I think as a narcissist she probably sees people as valuable/usable to her, or not. These people who comment on her post she just uses for self validation. Everything is about her. Everything she posts screams no wonder she's so lonely and has no friends, trying to talk to her would be painful. Try caring about some other than yourself, jfc

No. 2029519

>>2029495
It's almost like she doesn't actually see these people who comment on her shit to show support and try and connect as actual people like she doesn't can't see them as real unless they're in person in her life

No. 2029533

File: 1724511986668.jpeg (487.57 KB, 1179x1597, IMG_1250.jpeg)

>>2029495
tbh this guy is heather’s looks match and just seems like the male version of her. they look like they would be perfect for each other. but she obviously doesn’t see him that way, hence her self-centered non-interactions. i’m normally all for women having higher standards, but this is heather we’re talking about. she thinks she deserves a young spoopy goth boi model type when she looks and acts like… that.

No. 2029540

>>2029533
Keeeeek I didn’t even look at his page but wow. Yeah he’s perfect for Heather. Perfect for Halloween time. I’m rooting for him!

No. 2029543

>>2029480
it's a relief seeing people change their mind about her. i remember some threads back a few nonas talking about how she's mostly harmless, i didn't engage with the posts but it feels good seeing people turn on her now that she's showing more of her true colors. to me she's always given off real deranged type vibes that i couldn't ignore

>>2029400
>i seriously need a break
from what? pretending to grieve someone you used and ignored? airing out his dirty laundry publically and acting like you two were best friends? give ME a break heather. have fun infecting everyone else with your physical and mental diseases. you don't care about anyone but yourself. no one you meet at the ren fair will last

>>2029495
she's a brick wall. so many people give her the attention she begs for, but it will never be enough. the validation she wants will never reach her because she's completely hollow

No. 2029556

>>2029533
Lmao holy shit, if someone told me this was an edited photo of Heather I would have believed it. Truly a looksmatch, in the sense that they look like they could literally be related.

No. 2029563

File: 1724515878984.png (1.39 MB, 990x1780, Screenshot 2024-08-24 at 12.09…)


No. 2029564

>>2029563
Literally the same shit Heather would post. I’m sure this dude has been DMing on IG and she ignores him. Give him a chance Heather!!! You can both work on your horrible eye makeup skills together!

No. 2029565

>>2029563
>spoopy black and white graveyard pictures
>bad makeup
>derpy face
>I'm so goth, profound and mysterious pose

They're twin-flames indeed kek

No. 2029566

File: 1724516569933.jpeg (1.84 MB, 1179x2073, IMG_2438.jpeg)

Her makeup is so bad all the time.

No. 2029569

>>2029566
infected_butterfly, the queen of the pox

No. 2029572

>>2029566
she really doesn't give a damn about who she infects. the ryanquest never sleeps…

>>2029564
>>2029569
KEK

No. 2029583

>>2029566
God that lank, crispy hair is so tragic. She couldn't do a cute braid crown or something for Faire? Literally ANYTHING would be an improvement. I don't get why she's so married to this (un)style.

No. 2029585

File: 1724518313461.png (317.1 KB, 1270x1448, Screenshot 2024-08-24 at 12.47…)

>>2028992
>>2029363
>>2029400
>sores on throat & tongue
>spreading to extremities
>feeling unwell & achy
>still going to renfaire
>still on her ryanquest
>will likely sleep with the first ryan who gives her the time of day
oh my fucking god, heather(armchairing)

No. 2029586

>>2029583
>I don't get why she's so married to this (un)style.
agreed. i hate the color, the shape, and how there's always an aura of frizz around her head. i was thinking yesterday how her hair straight up looks like straw. i've been rooting for the black hair, but anything would be an improvement

No. 2029591

File: 1724519260095.mp4 (1.27 MB, 720x1280, infected_butterfly.mp4)

this is her full renfaire look. everything is bad. you’d think such a HiStOrY nErD could come up with something better than this.

No. 2029599

>>2029591
Never seen someone so shapeless even with a corset on. Somehow the starry over skirt makes it all look even worse. Also for such a true goff queen, she sure is anti eyeliner and she really needs to be the opposite.

No. 2029614

>>2029564
Not to whiteknight but if she's not attracted to this scrote why should she? I'm fed up with women being told to 'give him a chance' to any man that finds them attractive and seems like half decent human being.

No. 2029627

>>2029614
"Beggars can't be choosers" is the way I describe heather now. If she's gonna constantly whine and complain and publicly beg for interaction, then she therefore MUST consider all interaction. She is, and I'm not saying this to be sexist, literally asking for it. She's begging. She doesn't have an excuse to be choosy after all she's done and how long she's doing it.

No. 2029628

>>2029614
Samefag, she also had to have swiped right on him to allow messaging anyways, so don't bothering saying she might not be attracted to him, because she chose to swipe. This is what she's begging for and she never gives anyone a chance despite pleading for everyone to take a chance on her. She's a hypocrite and refuses to acknowledge she has always been the problem in her relationships.

No. 2029630

>>2029585
The sores on her tongue and throat should have been enough to clue her in that these aren't typical canker sores from stress. On top of that she's even admitted that she has lesions forming behind her knees too? Like, just go to a doctor you infected hag. All she has to do is kiss a ryan or share a drink to spread it which I'm sure she will.

No. 2029631

>>2029630
I definitely agree that they aren't from stress. Fever can be a symptom of a first-time oral herpes outbreak. The timing is perfect from the last hookup, too. Can't believe she's just ignoring it.

No. 2029633

>>2029627
>>2029628
100% completely agreed nona. all i could think about when i read ayrts post was "this is heather we're talking about"
i also agree that she is the common denominator in her relationships failing, for certain

>>2029630
>>2029631
it's insane to witness. she wants to pretend like it's from her ~horrendous month of loss and grief~ when there's a very clear picture of what's going on here. anything to paint herself as the victim, and nothing stops the ryanquest…

No. 2029665

>>2029614
It’s not that she should give that moid in particular a chance, it’s that she is inundated with moid attention that doesn’t meet her wants list. Fine, she doesn’t have to give these scrotes a chance, not a single one of them, but her insufferable whining that no one will ever give her a chance is just a lie. People do give her a chance. She either fucks it up by being totally mental or she doesn’t like the person giving her a chance. Although, as this nona is saying, I think, she discounts people that she might actually have an enduring relationship with for pretty vacuous and vapid reasons. Like they don’t fit the aesthetic, they watch films, drink beer, like pop culture or won’t wear the fuck ugly ghost shirt she’s picked out for then ten months before knowing them.

No. 2029671

File: 1724536516334.jpeg (1.13 MB, 828x1442, IMG_5933.jpeg)

Surprise surprise

No. 2029682

>>2029671
“ the renaissance fair community is horrible to me! I’m never going to one ever again! They didn’t come up to me once and say I looked pretty! They hate me because I wore a black renaissance dress!!! No one offered me a turkey leg!”

No. 2029685

>>2029671
KEK so no Vikingryan to come sweep her off her feet, enchanted by the way her boobs stand out in her super goffik attire so she can inevitably give him an infection? a shame
i can imagine her walking around, completely uninterested in anything but herself, trying to make eyes at people who are there to actually partake in the event
cue the stories of her crying and moping the rest of the week. let us all strap in for yet another pity party

No. 2029687

>>2029671
God forbid the general populace respect the boundaries of a woman who is in a public space alone and doesn't instantly accost said lone woman with "attention" and conversation without being invited to do so by said woman beforehand
Big ups to the moids of the ren faire for not being creeps too bad she wants a creep kek

No. 2029689

>>2029671
This pox riddled wench really thought she could just wander into the ren faire and have random ryans fall at her feet. She always makes it so obvious she only partakes in various things because of her ryanquest and not out of genuine interest too. It's beginning to give PT's larp meet up energy. At least the potential pox outbreak has hopefully been stifled.

No. 2029691

File: 1724538328103.jpeg (1.02 MB, 828x1440, IMG_5934.jpeg)


No. 2029692

>>2029691
heather you have plenty of human contact and plenty of opportunities for human contact. would you have invited your dead "friend" had he been alive today? you choose to only have the human contact that YOU want and then cry loneliness every day. give me a break. you are the one who doesn't understand.
of course she wandered around hoping to meet people, not actually doing anything people do at ren fairs, couldn't enjoy herself at an event she bought tickets to. glad she didn't pass on her infection to unsuspecting people who are there to actually partake in something other than vanity

No. 2029694

>>2029671
This is my favourite thing Hag has ever posted. The juxtaposition. The elementary school level reasoning. God I just love it.

No. 2029696

>>2029689
>>2029687
>>2029685
>>2029682
Fucking KEK love you nonas for this. How is it that we all think the same but Heather is just out there waiting for
> omg Haunted_Butterfly, is that you? Wow. I’m a big fan.

No. 2029698

>>2029691
kek, what is she whining about, she had more human contact than many other people the past few weeks and it's still not enough? There are at least 2 Ryans a day telling her that they would date her, but they never get a chance, because she can't read subtext and isn't interested in anyone than herself. Maybe the word got around that it's not easy to talk to her and so people don't even try anymore? And maybe she should, well, go and talk to people first? But wait, ignoring people will make them have contact with her, like her dead friend, trying to contact her maybe one last time and she didn't bother to answer because she was so deep into her narcissistic self that she couldn't see anyone else than herself, like always. I don't feel any pity for her as I know that there are many people that are by far lonelier than she has ever been and those people don't whine about it for two seconds.

Have fun with your monkeypox, Heather, you will never find a man that stays with you, because you are the disease and there is no Ryan-Cure for you.

No. 2029700

>>2029691
kek i was literally going to post before this that she’s going to cry that no one approached her and she didn’t meet a vikingryan so the whole trip was a waste and the renfaire community HATES HER for wearing black and being blonde and no one wants her to succeed and she’s NEVER going back to the renfaire EVER AGAIN!!1 and there it is. so predictable. as other anons have said, at least she (hopefully) didn’t spread the plague to anyone.

No. 2029702

>>2029698
100% agreed with you nona, word for word. i couldn't have said it any better. i don't think she'll ever see how superficial and shallow she is, it's written all over her. she can't even see it and i'm willing to bet she never will. it's stunning to witness how tone-deaf all of her little monologues are, she can't hear anyone but herself

>>2029696
>>2029694
>>2029700
kek!

No. 2029715

She is like Chris Chan walking around the Fashion Square Mall on his love quest. He would literally wander around hoping a woman would walk up to him and constantly complain about how lonely he was.

No. 2029737

File: 1724545775433.jpeg (933.57 KB, 828x1350, IMG_5936.jpeg)

How bleak to be living life like this

No. 2029740

>>2029737
>Goblin seeks dungeon Daddy
>Apply below
hooo boy. are the potentialRyans up to the test? wonder how many of them will be completely shunned and ignored while she cries Miss Understood…

No. 2029742

>>2029737
She's gotten pumped and dumped by nearly every possible contender within a reasonable distance of her. The pickin's are looking low. Guarantee any moid that has seen the petri dish she's harboring in the back of her throat will not care about potentially catching anything. Viral disease spreading breakup meltdown when.

No. 2029755

>>2029737
Damn, she really drives home that her day-to-day EVERYTHING is a RyanQuest. She was so excited for this, talked up being able to meet new people, etc. And what's the only thing she can comment on? That she wandered around alone, aka wasn't approached, and won't be back because of it. No interest in the exhibits, talking to people, engaging with the festival. The entitlement is ridic when literally doesn't try in any aspect in her life. It took her mom kicking her out in her 30s to give her something even a little bit to be proud of - not living with her parents still. She's tried to retcon that into her "no one can bring me down, I'm a strong and capable woman who has her own ((rented)) place" narrative, despite the actual truth of it being that she was kicked out after a week due to being a psycho, and mom standing firm on not letting her move back. And now I'm getting irritated remembering the Homeless GoFundMe arc kek.

I wonder if whatever her issue truly is can be fixed, or if she's doomed to repeat her cycles until she can permanently force a Ryan into her life via a child. Grim.

No. 2029771

>>2029755
Heather's a lost cause at this point. She will never give up the victim mentality. Every mundane "hardship" she goes through amounts to a slight inconvenience to the average woman, yet it's always the end of the world with her. She's spent her entire adult life trying to cling to a scrote that will manage her life for her. Every adult milestone she reaches has been forced on her while she puts up a fight against it. She would have to cut her internet usage, stop using dating apps, regularly attend and utilize therapy, develop her own personality and genuine interests, maybe focus on getting a fulfilling career, regulate her mental health, shed her pickme skin, learn how to interact normally with people, stop hating other women on the basis of them being a woman, etc….. and none of that sounds realistic. She loves being pitied and miserable far more than she loves building a life worth living

No. 2029775

>>2029691
I guess I don't have the same mindset as her, because if I wanted to make new friends with people I would approach them. She really doesn't make an effort to try to change this horrible and lonely life she lives.

No. 2029788

>>2029363
shes so fucking hooked on social media she has no fucking clue how to act. NO ONE wants to see this shit heather, fucking weirdo

No. 2029812

>>2029737
Honestly a little surprised not a single ren faire moid approached her, she must not have loitered near any of the taverns. Either that or she looked so miserable/was entirely too busy checking herself out in any available mirror they just couldn't be bothered. Ren faire ryans really dodged a pox ridden bullet this time around though.

No. 2029871

>>2029775
>>2029812
>>2029671
Yeah, she makes no sense. People at the ren faire are usually pretty friendly and chatty tbh. So I have to wonder, did SHE even TRY to talk to anyone?? Or literally just walk around eyefucking people and hoping to be approached? How awkward. She probably has no conversation skills because she is constantly thinking about herself. She didn't go sit and watch any of the shows? Would be so easy just to sit down next to someone and make conversation. Her main character syndrome is so bad that its actually backfiring and making her isolated kek.

No. 2029875

>>2029737
>>rennisance
heather come on. lmao this is so pathetic. as a PAanon I would laugh so hard if i happened to see her wandering around alone. I wonder how long she even stayed for before she gave up on ryanquest.

No. 2029890

>>2029755
not surpising at all, all bpdchans lives revolve around whatever cock they're currently attending to(sage your shit)

No. 2029896

>>2029737
Hold up. Does this have something to do with the dungeonsynth guy??? Either he works there or talked about going there. When has she ever shown interest in renfaire shit before? Remember when she used to stalk Ryan Z at work?

No. 2029907

File: 1724597803140.jpg (510.01 KB, 1284x2282, 1000006642.jpg)

I don't understand where she got the idea that corpse paint indicates "her people." Last I checked, people in corpse paint are generally into black metal, not Taylor Swift. I guarantee that Heather has nothing in common with your average corpse-painted Faire attendee.

No. 2029909

>>2029907
she spent the entire time taking selfies or pics of her food and uploading them to ig in realtime. she had her nose in her phone the whole time. of course no one wanted to talk to her.

No. 2029912

File: 1724598999621.jpeg (149.05 KB, 600x450, EBD7CAC0-0F94-46C0-94A8-6C8DFD…)

>>2029671
LMAO. This bitch is from another planet, Planet Creep. She actually expected to walk around and have guys just come onto her like some stupid romance show.
Heather. In real life thats a fucking a creep, a predator at worst. Normal people at a fair leave others alone and enjoy being there. They buy things, eat food, get drunk. Some people have a great time by themselves. Its no one's fault but your own that youre so detached from reality.
I don't understand her brain. So she wont approach people and gets mad about it lmao

No. 2029930

>>2029907
oh she's lurking HARD
i knew that she was exaggerating when she said "no one talked to her", of course now she's saying they did. those people in corpse paint would hate you, heather. you are shallow and have no personality and your world revolves around you. you don't want a friend you want a Ryan who will enable you and let you trample all over him
>i thought if i was gonna meet anyone like me, that would be the place
in what universe? those people are there because they have interests

>>2029896
i was thinking the same thing when i read that post. she's still thinking about the dugeonsynthryan that gave her some infection. she needs a new ryan to move on with, so she can infect him with her disease of a personality as well

No. 2029932

>>2029907
She just likes the word 'corpse' because spoopy. She has the personality of a corpse. Judging from the recent app/social media comments posted here, she truly doesn't have the ability to hold a conversation. If people compliment her, she can't turn it back to them or branch out. She's never in the present but always panicking about something that happened years or hours ago or scheming about thr RyanQuest. She manages to be the very definition of off-putting.

No. 2029935

>>2029907
she went there to chase dick, not for fun or to make friends. thats why shes mad kekk

No. 2029941

File: 1724606197430.mp4 (18.93 MB, allaboutLurch.mp4)

so, she has new stories up, regarding her "dungeonsynth"-stuff >>2029896 >>2029930 going on lately.
I put them together and compressed the file so I don't have to upload 7 individual rants of her. I didn't check if it's the right order, didn't remove the watermark for the free software and all that, but have fun listening to her talking about dungeon daddy for 6 minutes. Oh, and please pray for her, so her curse will be lifted and she will find another Lurch.

No. 2029946

>>2029941
thank you for your service nona
>i'm talkin about dungeonsynth, dungeoncore, medieval, spooky…
39 seconds in and i have to put it down for later, perhaps when i'm feeling braindead enough for it

No. 2029951

>>2029941
Damn she really has moved on quick from dead Ryan

No. 2029952

>>2029941
The owls were for og DungeonSynthDaddyRyan. Wasn't that Lurch? He looks like a fucking dungeon dweller, kek. It's crazy she can admit she still prays for reconciliation. Telling that she clings to the one relationship that made it all the way to cohabitation, the closest she's had to settling down in the RyanQuest.

No. 2029958

>>2029941
Did she ever tell us what she did to make Lurch dump her? I know we speculated it was possibly plant related. Do we know the real reason?

No. 2029963

>>2029941
Reminder that her relationship with Lurch was only three months.

No. 2029978

>>2029963
And that he’s been in a long term relationship for like the last two years. Kek.
> I still hope that he might reach out to me again

No. 2029985

File: 1724615091678.png (1.53 MB, 1521x832, talldarkandhandsome.png)

>>2029941
>tall, dark, and handsome
>absolutely covered in tattoos
heather please. he's the ugliest ryan you've ever had, you dated a few months and the guy has a shitty sleeve tattoo plus some squiggle on his chest. she's clearly got her rose colored glasses on right now and fixating on ryans of past again. It's bizarre how she picks a new one each time to be her one true "lost love". So quick to forget runham's unfortunate passing.

No. 2029986

File: 1724615501483.png (1.26 MB, 1055x820, lurchbreakup.png)

>>2029941
>>2029985
>>2029958
Went back to the old thread because I couldn't honestly remember, it's been so many ryans since. I didn't recall her bringing up dungeonsynth before, but she did. So it really wasn't monkeypox ryan she was pining over, it was lurch this entire time she was off catching STIs from other ryans. This was about her extent of explaining why they broke up. She repeated this in some fb posts simply saying he broke up with her for "stupid reasons" and her houseplants. The timeline was pretty wild though, they dated for a couple months, she started the new job at Target, then a week or two into the new job as she's prepping to move in he dumps her. This leads to her "homeless plant mommy have to quit my dream job" arc before her mom makes her get an apartment. kek

No. 2029987

>>2029985
i was literally going back through old threads to find these kek. also friendly reminder that heather is 5’ tall so he has to be what, like 5’6”? i forgot his band was christian, which explains why she mentioned she’s a “person of faith.” also i totally forgot he was the original dungeonsynthRyan so i guess we need a new name for the most recent one. monkeypoxRyan?

No. 2029988

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>>2029987
It's funny that he brought her to a cradle of filth show because they are extremely anti Christian in theme?

No. 2029997

File: 1724617116971.mp4 (1.7 MB, 1080x1920, bestdayblablabla.mp4)

>>2029988
thought I had saved one of the Cradle of Filth throwbacks she posted and here it is, so she has been thinking and crying about him for at least a week, video is from the 17th.

No. 2030001

>>2029988
Yes they are lol, but their general brand was always just being edgy as possible

>>2029986
Although she's right that men seethe when women dedicate more attention to other things than them, we all know that's not the real reason he dumped her kek. Also she looks so goddamn dumpy and fat in the left pic, she really needs to lose 30lbs and she'll get a lot more male attention that she wants, but of course Heather refuses to change anything about herself even her glaring fixable flaws.(sage your shit)

No. 2030002

>>2029985
looks like he's making out with his mom in the left pic kek(sage your shit)

No. 2030003

>>2029963
Right? She sounds like a divorced woman talking about a man who stole 20 years of her life. They were together all of 90 days kek. Also lol at her trying to hoover him back now that she's run out of attention, typical bpdchan.

>>2029978
>he blocked me on everything
Says it all, she probably sperged at him and he couldnt take it anymore. If he's been in a new relationship for 2 years that points to him not being the problem, it's all Heather kek.

No. 2030011

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>>2029907

What do you mean, taylor swift is so black metallllllll!!!???

No. 2030013

>>2029941
>Pray for me to find a spooky boy
Get a fucking job, Heather. The delusion is too far.

No. 2030015

>>2030013
she’s one of the few cows who actually has a job that’s not camwhoring, twitch streaming or the like. it’s at target and she says it’s her dream job kek. but the sentiment’s not wrong, she needs to find better things to do with her time. her hobbies are all in pursuit of a ryan.

No. 2030017

>>2029737

It’s so pathetic how she acts like being in a relationship is just like catching a fish - all she needs is the right bait to trick a scrote into liking her

No. 2030018

>>2030015
Technically she did camwhore back in her gaming days and she did stream back in her gaming days and she sends nudes out galore to Ryan's as stated when she said she'd send her nudes to the Ryan that recently passed away. So she has done all that. (Stated in previous threads).

No. 2030024

>>2029631
exactly stress doesn't give you strange pox. just makes it easier to catch things. if not an STI, I'd say it could be a rare-ish virus she managed to catch, like "Adult hand foot and mouth disease". or the monkey pox suggestion. her constant obsessing & anxiety could lower her own immunity until she is susceptible to weird things normally only young children come down with.

No. 2030027

>>2030018
right, but she’s not claiming it’s her job, unlike the vast majority of cows on this site. doesn’t make her much better though, she spreads around her nudes like it’s a job, but she does it for free.

No. 2030042

>>2029941
this pathetic to post about any relationship but it’s even worse with the context that they dated for like three months years ago, how is she not embarrassed of this

No. 2030062

>>2029907
>>lovely for photos
This girl really lives life for nothing other than social media with no shame. Also, she was there for EIGHT hours?! doing nothing but wandering around alone hoping to bump into Prince Charming? I just don’t understand, like did she get food, did she watch any of the shows, did she shop? at events like this most people are either there with their family, their partner/date, or a group of friends. The people that go alone tend to go all out with a costume/character and seem like they genuinely do it for their own enjoyment. She chose to have a bad time like an idiot.

No. 2030064

>>2029907
>>I couldn’t quite figure out how to socialize
Lmfao, no shit girl. Shocking.
>>I thought if I was gonna meet anyone like me, this would be the place
What does she even mean by this

No. 2030065

>>2029986
>>plants make me happier than men ever could
Didn’t seem to last very long kek. They sell plants at the fair heather, you could have been happy…

No. 2030086

File: 1724640211187.jpeg (1.31 MB, 1179x2109, IMG_2467.jpeg)

Holy shit this bitch is probably hoping to run into Lurch at these shitty shows.

No. 2030087

>>2030086
that’s the only reason she went, besides to take selfies

No. 2030091

>>2030062
I half expect she was believing she'd receive cast attention, like how the prince or princess will parade through the crowd, or talent will chat with people and single them out for attention. It's something that can make the ren faire extra special if you get to have a moment like this, and since she has chronic main character syndrome, I truly believe she thought she'd be crowned the spooky queen of the faire by the end of the day with a parade in her honor

No. 2030093

>>2030086
The boobs out, that lipstick again haha. Definitely longing to get Lurched.

No. 2030115

>>2030086
Nice selfie with all your friends, Heather!

No. 2030118

>>2030018
I dont even wanna imagine Heather's nudes she's so dumpy and waistless even while wearing a corset kek

No. 2030121

>>2030086
Heather is a person who looks like she is constantly photoshopping herself into her own life.

No. 2030122

>>2029941
cherry-picked recaps of interest:
>says moving to central PA is why Lurch dumped her and if she hadn’t moved they would still be together
>hasn’t had a connection since Lurch. Editor’s note: there have been five Ryans since and she was engaged to one
>said she got “close” to having a connection with her last Ryan but he was crazy

No. 2030133

File: 1724653475002.jpeg (1.32 MB, 3464x3464, 44CA505D-D618-4703-923E-815174…)

>>2029391
The thought of Heather meticulously stuffing her bra with padding for pictures and to get a bounce perk for videos is hilarious
She overdoes it with the stuffing sometimes like in picrel. Pic on the left you can see where her breasts lay naturally with a regular pushup bra vs. pic on the right where they're raised from being pushed together with stuffing in the bottom corners with an additional sports bra or something to keep the stuffed bra flush to her body.

No. 2030144

>>2030086
good on her for actually going out lately and not just to sheetz and the same stairwell like usual. Shame it's only for a ryanquest and selfies however (while likely infected with a highly contagious STI at that). Can anyone confirm what the print on her top says? Is she seriously going to "dungeonsynth" shows wearing a top that says "princess"? kek

No. 2030194

>>2030144
I agree it’s good she’s going out. But she’s hoping some guy will notice her and approach her. She is doing nothing to help herself at all.

No. 2030202

>>2030144
>good on her for actually going out
this bitch literally has mpox

No. 2030204

>>2030202
Kek don't hate anon, she's just halfway to living her starcrossed sickly Victorian love story for the ages! She just needs to find a Ryan and infect him and the prophecy shall be complete.

No. 2030209

I’m surprised she’s not a Disney adult with her psychotic smile, asking for prayers and overly unrealistic expectations how people meet kek

No. 2030237

>>2030086
So, she went to a concert and was filming the whole show, to post it in her stories afterwards? I would have been so annoyed by her standing in the front row holding her phone in everyone's face…

Do we know if Lurch recently became single again and now she is trying to lure him back in?

No. 2030242

>>2030144
Her dress has a print of text from some puritan manual about witchcraft, based on the other stories.
also this is a metal show, not a dungeon synth show. shitty metal, but metal nonetheless.

No. 2030275

File: 1724692520675.jpg (Spoiler Image,90.13 KB, 397x708, dungeonprintheth.jpg)

>>2030086
Does anyone know what show this is? How out of character for her, there has to be a Ryan involved. She's back to teasing the black hair, spoiler bc of offensive face.

No. 2030281

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>>2030275
It looks like it was this show at Lovedrafts Brewing

No. 2030284

>>2030275
I still think it has something to do with Lurch, maybe she thinks she can get him back or tries to replace him with a new tattooed, music making Ryan, because, like no other Ryan, he was her one true love

No. 2030299

File: 1724696923709.mp4 (2.42 MB, 1080x1920, he-looked-at-meeeee.mp4)

>>2030194
I never read Elliot Rodger's manifesto but I've heard that's what his life was like. He would buy some kind of "attraction sign" like Chris Chan and Heather (sunglasses, car, designer shirt, etc.) and then go out in public and wait for women to approach him and tell him he was amazing and they wanted to join his basic bitch harem. He would sit in book shops or on a bench on the beach for hours and hours just waiting.
I have never seen a woman do this before, but then I've also never met one with such misandry that hated having women as friends and hungered for men like this, publicly.

No. 2030410

File: 1724705850542.jpeg (351.35 KB, 1284x2282, 1654105842606.jpeg)

>>2030284
I think you're right. The OG Dungeon Daddy (picrel, jacked from the thread of their everlasting love, #11).

No. 2030426

File: 1724706374124.jpeg (1 MB, 1179x2135, IMG_2527.jpeg)

Feel like this is the first time admitting her and rumhamryan fucked

No. 2030443

>>2030426
>then he got weird with me and that whole situation faded
Is she talking about PumpNDump DungeonSynthRyan? The one she said used her for sex and distanced himself once he had "gotten what he wanted"? Or is she referring to her last relationship with the teacher she accused of being a racist and pedophile (who broke up with her.)

No. 2030447

>>2030443
She’s definitely talking about the dungeon Ryan as it says she just met him in August.

No. 2030475

>>2030447
Ah, I must've read over that. It's so hard to keep track of her Ryan's when she refers to every one of them as the love of her life.

No. 2030490

>>2030133
her boobs are small despite her being overweight, you can tell from her short hank hill cleavage line, she's probably about a large B cup at best and the rest at the sides is just stuffinf/padding, shes pushing them together very hard with her bra(sage your shit)

No. 2030502

>>2030490
Who are these titanons, she surely has a rack. But also who cares? The biggest gotcha is r at she has a fucking diabolical personality.

No. 2030534

>>2030502
most people have a 'rack' when they're fat cows like heather, her stomach is bigger than her boobs

No. 2030537

>>2030426
>muh curse
yes, a man committed suicide because you’re cursed, heather. it’s absolutely wild to watch her make this all about herself.

No. 2030559

>>2030426
> A very close friend, whom I had a romantic past with as well, took his own life.
Should have tagged his kids in this one Heather lol
So he was a moid that she fucked around with, friendzoned, and then used as a sounding board to decide which nudes to send to non-friendzoned moids? And someone still only saw 3x in her life.

No. 2030563

>>2030490
She's not overweight, she's perfectly normal. Stuffing her bra is a given for anyone who's starved for male attention- and it's the least concerning thing about her. Let's not titsperg

>>2030426
I think you're right nona. From the moment Rumham debuted all the way to his demise it's always been said that Heather was overlooking him romantically because he doesn't look like what she would usually go for. Well I'll be damned. But it seems out of character that she wouldn't allude to it if they did fuck. Especially when they shared a hotel room and she went back to sadposting the very next day about how she doesn't have anyone. Maybe she's just trying to claim more of a connection to his death by claiming the awkward flirtation qualifies as a "romantic past". Even though it's clear that she only entertained him for sport until the next Ryan dropped in, then it's right back on the Read shelf for Rumham

No. 2030575

>>2030559
>>2030537
Why are you wk-ing this dead degen moid, who gives a fuck about male suicide lol

No. 2030579

>>2030575
Because he was completely nothing in her life that now has become her everything in the afterlife.
A thread about Heather is a thread about Heather, see?

No. 2030591

>>2030426
She's alluded to it before. See >>1830484 referencing their hotel room photoshoot.

No. 2030605

>>2030299
>hottest man I have ever seen
>short tubby man in a ski mask
Did the rumham saga leave her with a mask fetish or something? Fascinating.

>>2030426
Damn, she really bones every guy who shows her attention. Wonder why she didn't deem him "good enough" to date, only good enough to sleep witj. Maybe axeryan's lil goober friend still has a shot at a promotion.

No. 2030668

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>>2030576
rattle rattle I can hear your deformed bones creaking(bait)

No. 2030678

File: 1724722555569.jpeg (776.82 KB, 828x1469, IMG_5953.jpeg)

She really should do red again instead of black it looks so much better

No. 2030698

>>2030426
This doesn't mean they fucked. She's using the term "romantic" to describe taking racy photos and text flirting, probably. Remember she's trying to make sure that every woman who knew Rumham knows she was the best girl and he liked her the very most. Like the one woman who also posted that they were close friends. Oh, you were his friend? Well, we were "romantic."

No. 2030739

>>2030698
>>1830484
>foreplay
they fucked

No. 2030802

>>2029941
finally ended up watching this video and it's just insane to hear her talk like this. she's delusional if she thinks she would still be with Lurch if she didn't move. and now she's calling deadeyes crazy?
and the way she's asking for prayers at the end. she really is pathetic, the more she goes on about being cursed the more i roll my eyes.

>>2030115
KEK

>>2030426
>we were made for each other
KEK she is ridiculous. how can she talk like this, i'll never understand.

No. 2030907

>>2030678
why does this comment seem so out of place of heather making an ass out of herself again. cant tell if its a wk (does she even have any?) or heather herself (since she does lurk)
either way it doesnt fucking matter what color her hair is because she'll style it in the most boring way possible with her boring wardrobe with her diabolical personality

No. 2030911

>>2030678
>>2030907
Agreed, nothing about that picture is "better" than anything aside from proving that she's never been good at makeup and she's always been afraid of mascara. Dog collar is fitting though.

No. 2030916

>>2030698
imagine bragging that you and some dude you had met at most twice before had sex

No. 2030952

>>2030802
She started calling deadeyes crazy as soon as they split up. IIRC she admitted he dumped her, then said he was a pedo trump supporter. Anons pointed out how that showed her true colors: either she knew he was an awful person and stayed with him anyway, or she made it all up.

No. 2030962

>>2030952
There's at least some truth to what she said about deadeyes judging from his social media. Still crazy she would have married him and had his kids if he hadn't dumped her first though. Ryanquest above all else.

>>2030678
>>2030911
NTA, but she honestly does look better here? Not that the bar is very high. Almost anything is an improvement from where she's currently at.

No. 2030986

>>2030490
>>2030002
>>2030001
>>2029890
>>2029371
>>2028683
>>2028649
>>2028636

Take 2 fucking minutes out of your day and learn how to fucking sage your posts so you don't bump the main page with mundane non-milk comments.

Type the word Sage into the email field when you post.

No. 2031067

>>2030678
Her hair color doesn't matter because at the end of the day she'll still be her. No personality or sense of self. I used to think if she just tried like she used to, she would be better off (makeup, hair, coordinating clothes that aren't just from someone else's Witchy Amazon wishlist). She could play dress up all she wants to- it's just not who she is anymore and she can't accept it. You would think with all her hoarding and emersion into the goth-alt-witch-ghost hunting-dungeonsynth-medieval-history scenes, she would have to have some genuine interest. But she's more interested with proving these are her interests rather than partaking in them.
Also, she'd look like shit with red hair. That'll do nothing but be more of a red flag for what a BPD nightmare she is. She'll only be missing the trashy Nightmare Before Christmas tattoos and Spongebob pajama pants.

>>2030952
Exactly! She had no problems with him apparently talking about his radical race theories and pedo fantasies. Again, she's ready to procreate with a pedo for the sake of belonging to a moid. I don't think Heather has the same ideals but she did a good job making herself look even more terrible while trying to fein ultimate victim.

No. 2031078

Grief-Theif arc for Heather is not unexpected but still manages to be utterly shocking in how hard she's gone in on it. Once the people actually grieving the guy get into a more regular headspace enough to actually start haunting his adjacent social media, someone who actually cares for him is gonna come across her shit, and will probably rip her a new one.
The sheer amount of content she has shat out over this also makes me wonder what the fuck she would have done with her life in any other era where she couldn't be smartphone farting all day every day
Probably sending poison pen letters or something ig.. Getting a lunch lady job so she could seduce teenage boys.
The classic crazy bitch lifestyle of old, I suppose. We're lucky in a way.

No. 2031103

She actually even said that 'a few' people at the RyannFaire approached her and complimented her on dress but she couldn't make it into a social situation. Because as per her aired out DMs it'll have gone like
Fat woman in corset - "I like your dress!"
Heather-"me too"
fwic- ""
Heather-""
Exit scene.
Respon by maybe talk about where you got it. But since the answer will always be no more interesting than Amazon, you've really got to reach into your cold little heart and find something nice to say to your conversational partners necklace by way of return in reply.
Yes she may be a woman! You may have no interest in being her friend because you're a woman hating bitch, but you might go around with her for a bit, meet her friend group, even strike up an actual friendship and meet friends at shit she invites you to, Heather! Even if you're doing this for sociopathic reasons of ryanquesting alone, if you ever want to be successful at that, you've got to realise that people tend to meet people through friends.
And actually she desperately needs to meet some kind of uncle Ted nut who doesn't have anything to do with online and can't get a read on her, so tinder is out and fat nerd boardgames nights are in. She will be the thinnest person there and can shine amongst all the dumpy ladies. Nerds also love polyamory which would be a rich vein of milk and the desperation is mounting where she'd consider it, I bet. She could cope the way they do, about how one person isn't enough to meet all her needs.. Which is actually probably true for once Kek
If Heather was even slightly more socially deft she could be undefined waist deep in unwashed nerd dick rn and the poor corpse of that guy could cool and rest.

No. 2031232

>>2030678
>>2030962
The hair it the least striking thing in that photo imo. She's not wearing the Wal*Mart greeter eyewear, and she's skinnier (and tilted at an angle) which makes her face look less chubby. And she's trying to look intense and spooky rather than giving her I Came With The Frame photo selfie smile.

No. 2031253

>>2031067
The word is "immersion" not emersion

>>2031103
You're not wrong but your writing style is really annoying(non-contribution)

No. 2031268

>>2031103
>"I like your dress" "me too"
kek nonna. I'm sure none of the people who approached her at ren faire were spoopy boys so also not worth making an effort for either. Also don't worry she's already forgotten all about rumham. She's back to the "look how goth I was" and "look at my tits" part of the ryan cycle. I guess spam posting all her sexts with the recently departed didn't get her enough attention.

>>2031253
NTA, but it's not that serious grammar nonna

No. 2031281

>>2031268
What's funny is goth is mostly about not being what Heather is. Goths subculture really is just not hating people, chill and dont buy their clothing from fast fashion, which Killstar is now labeled and a bunch more. She is not alternative or goth because her attitude is way to conservative siding and that's not what goth represents. Simple tiktok dive could tell her that.

No. 2031342

File: 1724838710646.mp4 (9.82 MB, 720x1280, plants.mp4)

Heather admits to killing a lot of her plants

No. 2031362

>>2031281
tik tok? christ. goth is about the music. heather was never goth. shes a poser goth because shes hollow empty shell of a person who emulates her ryan's interest solely for the purpose of dick.
>>2031342
>has 50 plants
>has to plan to do a YUGE plant maintenance day instead idk putting down her fucking phone and taking care of them regularly
>cant seem to understand why theyre dying
she takes care of her plants like her ryans. girl don't ever have a fucking pet for kid

No. 2031422

>>2031362
Reddit and Google disagree with you, but this isn't a thread about what's goth and what's not.(derailing)

No. 2031427

>>2031253
I don't know who the fuck this autistic anon lurking in the Heather thread is, but someone complains about other posts' writing styles, anytime an anon uses humor, unusual descriptions, more than 3 sentences, etc. It's boring & more obvious than Clay Ryan Ex's writing style. I hope the mods have caught on with the red text.

>>2031103
>undefined waist deep in unwashed nerd dick.
What a disgustingly poetic image. I'm glad I can count on Hags fags for a chuckle.

No. 2031475

>>2031342
>>2031362
First she crushed the head of a supposedly loved doll she calls her "child" that she left in a closet (wrapped in a trash bag) for years. Now she's mass killing her beloved plant horde? Here's hoping she never meets a ryan stupid enough to actually put a baby in her. I wonder how her monkey pox lesions are doing.

>>2031422
>>2031281
NTA, but you obviously don't know what you are talking about anon. Maybe do some research outside TikTok and reddit next time?

No. 2031482

She posted and deleted it pretty quickly last night so i didn't get a screen shot, but did anyone else catch the story with a picture of Pete Steele (Type O Neg singer) with the caption that she was so sad she missed their final show because she didn't understand that tickets to shows sell out, and because of that all of her friends got to touch him, and she missed out? There must be some new super goth moid she’s trying to get the attention of, because she’s suddenly leaning into her “I was goth before goth was goth” persona even more than usual.

No. 2031503

>>2031482
But what about dungeon synth heather?? I’m glad I didn’t see that or I would’ve cringed so hard. How does she dare to be so cringe in public? I wonder what she’s holding back

No. 2031516

>>2031482
Kek, she certainly has a type. Pete was also a misogynistic/racist edgelord. I wonder if she's trying to attract that ski mask fatty from the band she saw a couple days ago. She did call him "the sexiest man she's ever seen".

No. 2031517

>>2031482
Apparently their last show was in Detroit, Michigan in 2009. That missed concert would have been over a decade ago and this is the first time she's mentioned O- tmk. Idk when exactly she made the leap from teenage trugoth to kawaii toy collecting, furry convention attender but maybe she realized something in the timeline doesn't add up there.
She definitely has her bifocals aimed at a some super goth viking guy or something. And he must be deep into the gothic and metal music scene because she's been barking up that specific tree hellishly lately.

>>2031253
>>2031281
>>2031422
These have to be the same retard, right? Unironically crediting reddit and tiktok is unchecked autism.

No. 2031520

File: 1724867239533.jpeg (192.19 KB, 828x1611, IMG_8749.jpeg)

Is this dude (picrel) maybe still in the run? In his bio it says funeral doom which isn’t goth but some subgenre of metal. Anyways Heather found a vintage doll in a thrift store and thinks she can resell it for 300 bucks kek

No. 2031531

>>2031520
Not to defend Heather but that looks like an Emerald witch doll which do sell for a pretty penny if it's in good condition. She could get at least $200 for it.

No. 2031540

>>2031520
I think you might be on to something. He definitely fits her bargain basement cemetery aesthetic, and he seems to be into reviewing metal bands, which would explain the sudden "look at me enjoying music" persona she's developed these past few weeks.(sage your shit)

No. 2031590

File: 1724871926593.jpeg (202.73 KB, 828x1440, IMG_8752.jpeg)

>>2031520
Apparently she’s into a guy that doesn’t like her back. Is this that ex she suddenly remembered and suddenly never stopped loving him?
Also why doesn’t she just delete tge app then? She wants to be rescued by a (dark) knight in shining armor sooo bad it’s exhausting

No. 2031651

>>2031520
>>2031590
She's definitely not into andrew, but it does sound like there's a potential new ryan on the scene? She dropped the rumham thing very suddenly and has been posturing hard to appeal to a very specific brand of goffik spoopy boy. I checked to see if she was following "the sexiest man alive" masked band guy, but she isn't so she's not chasing him at least. I'm sure if it isn't lurch she's still pining over, we'll find out who soon enough. She's hardly discreet.

No. 2031665

Does anyone have access to any of Lurch's social media? I'm dying to know if he and his gf broke up or something recently to cause this.

No. 2031666

>>2031590
Dan over there asking "how serious are you?". He took one look at her profile and just knew, kek.

No. 2031669

>>2031590
> only having eyes for 1 guys
is the kek'iest Heather typo ever.

No. 2031738

>>2031590
She always posts this as if this is an acomplishment but moids mass send these messages to any woman they stumble across. She's oddly picky for someone so desperate and willing to have sex on the first date if you have tattoos. And she's picking from the worst of the bunch.

No. 2032279

File: 1726047159846.jpeg (331.9 KB, 1080x1919, Hagther1.jpeg)

Just dumping some of her Elliot rodger style musings from the last week

No. 2032280

File: 1726047184563.jpeg (360.67 KB, 1080x1919, Hagther2.jpeg)


No. 2032281

File: 1726047216604.mp4 (13.49 MB, 1080x1920, Dkdkdkdkd.mp4)


No. 2032302

>>2032281
thank you for the updates nona. was really missing these threads. just have to say, the fact that she decided to post this video is, just… i'm honestly speechless. she didn't have to post this at all, and yet she did
i'm sure she was missing these threads too. wonder when she realized that we give her more attention than anyone else in her life does. even the downs looking reappearing friendzone moid seems repulsed by her, by the end it sounded like he was actually mad

>>2032279
>>2032280
>her Elliot rodger style musings
kek

No. 2032315

>>2032279
It has to literally be the only thing she talks about if she really believes this. Guys don't give a shit about these things. I have an extensive vintage toy collection like she did and its not a hindrance. Just understand people probably don't care about your shit, they don't even really need to. She's so self obsessed.

No. 2032327

>>2032279
>>guys won't date me because I collect antiques and they hate that
KEK what? this is actually mental illness. I'm at a loss. Autism and narcissism is a terrible combination

No. 2032328

>>2032302
I had this thought too. I could see a lot of cows who read their own threads missing the attention lol.

No. 2032342

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>>2032279
>>2032280
>>2032281
>be heather
>be self absorbed to the point of immaturity
>constantly post about wanting a guy like the desperation is real
>be addicted to your phone to the point of interfering with irl socializing
>post shit like vidrel in which moid is obviously annoyed and doesnt want to participate but keep going either way
>sadpost all day about guys not wanting her on ig
>blame everyone else but yourself
never change heather.

No. 2032344

>>2032342
I wish I grabbed a screenshot but in a now deleted post she even claimed the reason rumhamryan killed himself was because of her curse. Next level mental illness.

No. 2032349

>>2032344
i'm disturbed but not surprised. leave it to heather to keep making someone she made it clear she never really cared about's suicide all about her. this "curse" shit is getting old already. i'd love it if she actually experienced something so harrowing.

>>2032328
agreed. heather was lurking hard before everything went down, sometimes her stories feels like she's just talking to us because we're the only people listening kek

>>2032327
every other week it's
>guys won't date me because i'm goth
>guys won't date me because i have blonde hair
>guys hate me because of my (surface level hobby)
she'll refuse to engage with the idea that it's just her personality they're appalled by, doesn't even seem to consider it

No. 2032350

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No. 2032352

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No. 2032353

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No. 2032354

>>2032350
>how much work do i have to do
she sees what she's doing as work, kek. bitching on social media how nobody loves her, pretending she's cursed because nobody loves her, posting pictures referencing someone she ignored "a soulmate", scrolling through dating apps, having one night stands. she tells on herself so much… she thinks this is work. heather turn off your phone and go to therapy, but you won't because you'd rather pity yourself all day long. this isn't what work looks like, this is a vile self-obsessed victimhood cycle that loops on repeat so much that you make a fucking spectacle of yourself. ridiculous

No. 2032413

>>2032350
Laser-focusing entirely on male validation every second of every day is not focusing on yourself, Hags. Never has been.

No. 2032462

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From last night

No. 2032463

File: 1726072657647.jpeg (1.01 MB, 828x1427, IMG_6129.jpeg)

And from 20 minutes ago

No. 2032464

>>2032462
god if she wanted to she could overthrow pearl as the one true pickme

No. 2032466

File: 1726073101923.jpg (283.37 KB, 1080x1919, everyonehatesme.jpg)

Saved all the stuff and this one from a week ago hasn't been posted yet. Also have a video from her loudly eating dry bread, if someone needs to see that, just say something, for me it's worse than her "singing" video

No. 2032467

File: 1726073438573.png (4.01 MB, 828x1792, IMG_8764.png)

HASHTAG BLONDE GOTH!11 why is she insisting on this label?!
>>2032466
I also took a screenshot of this kek

No. 2032470

>>2032466
It is fascinating to see the classic incel mindset gender swapped

No. 2032471

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This one triggered me a little. First shares a post about trve black metal and then constantly spams Billie eyelash bird of a feather in her story with her mormon smiley face.

No. 2032472

>>2032349
>i'd love it if she actually experienced something so harrowing.
agreed she needs to experience genuine stress and trauma. may be that will put a damper on the Single White Femaleing shit because her privilege becomes soo blinding its aggravating on top of everything else
She doesnt have to worry about choosing between food or bills. she doesnt have a family member in the hospital or any type of family emergency. she herself does not have medical condition that would put a damper on her quality of life. shes not fighting addiction rooted in some type of childhood trauma. hell she doesnt even deal with the usual stress that comes with city living
nope, she is a full blown spoiled womanchild who thinks a guy will fix all her problems lmao

No. 2032473

>>2032466
>Also have a video from her loudly eating dry bread, if someone needs to see that, just say something, for me it's worse than her "singing" video
samefag but please post kek

No. 2032476

File: 1726074337678.mp4 (17.11 MB, 1080x1920, schmatzender-Schmetterling.mp4)

>>2032473
kek, you need to watch this one with sound

No. 2032493

>>2032467
Can’t believe that by the time LC is back up she still hasn’t dyed her hair black. Heather, how will you ever find love as a blonde???

No. 2032498

>>2032493
To be fair, you would think being the only blonde goth girl in the United States would attract more men

No. 2032509

>>2032467
She must have 10k selfies on her phone by now and these are the ones she picked
>>2032476
jfc i can't
why

No. 2032525

>>2032476
Every cringe post and video I pray is "the one" wherein she realizes that she is responsible for her own life. 34 and making videos like this, jfc.

No. 2032527

>>2032476
>everyone else has kids, a social life, and i just eat bread with my trinkets
wow, she's so quirky…
thank you to the kind nonas updating with what we missed!

>>2032466
>i get frustrated because i feel like i'm the full package
kek, never surprised when she says things like this. she's trying to be so humble but she can't. i think she really believes this, that she's such a catch. it's written all over her. there's a reason guys don't like you heather and it's not your "hobbies" or color of your hair! but keep showcasing how you don't care about anything but superficial things

>>2032467
just a few weeks ago she couldn't stand up to those spooky black haired girls and had a target on her for being blonde… what a shame. a change of heart, perhaps? or is it just easier to keep doing the same thing over and over and pretending it's "work"?

No. 2032534

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>>2032476
Maybe this madman is the only Ryan crazy enough to keep up with heather's quirks!

No. 2032562

>>2032466
It almost feels like she is trolling us with this shit. It’s too much. How can she keep posting these over and over and not realize how insane and pathetic it makes her sound. Also one minute she’s the total package and the next she can’t compete with all the other dream girls? Which is it.
What is with her constantly saying “everyone else” has kids or a social life. This is your brain terminally online. Who are these people she’s talking about? Who is even in her life IrL for her to be making these comparisons? People are doing whatever they want at whatever age they want and people have different interests. You’re not special because you like antiques and wear black. And one more thing if you think you’re so cute but can’t get anyone to like you maybe try idk fixing your PERSONALITY. Quit fucking whining on social media for a start, if I matched with a guy and then saw him posting all this poor me shit, I would be instantly done

No. 2032580

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Wow such a martyr

No. 2032614

>>2032580
>twin flame
So she's one of those New Age/occult people.

No. 2032617

>>2032580
kek i couldn't help but laugh while reading this thinking about the person who wrote it

>>2032472
>>2032562
i agree with both of you nonas completely.
>How can she keep posting these over and over and not realize how insane and pathetic it makes her sound. Also one minute she’s the total package and the next she can’t compete with all the other dream girls? Which is it.
i was thinking that too. the juxtaposition of putting the stories together of her flip flopping between being the "full package" and "never good enough"
it as if it's a random nonexistent moid's opinion is the only opinion that seems to matter until she dates that ryan and he finds out how truly desperate she really is. she acts like her entire value is based off of how moids will see her (they hate me because of my hair! they hate me because i'm so spooky!) but yet she'll say that she thinks she's attractive the next minute and how she should be able to get a ryan with looks alone. she will never address the reality of the situation.
just like this post >>2032580 she's looking for something that doesn't exist. a ryan that will put up with her and her repulsive personality.

>>2032614
kek i don't think it's that deep nonnie, she's just fishing for ryans. heather's interest are purely superficial

No. 2032621

>>2032462
I love her brand of insanity. She's my favorite cow right now.
>>2032466
Between this and the black hair sperging she went on some time ago, it's clear she really can't conceptualize something other than appearance factoring into romantic relationships.
>>2032580
>Old useless decorative objects are the only source of joy in my life
Very normal thing to say, Heather. Totally doesn't make you sound boring or devoid of an inner world.

No. 2032633

>>2032580
Buying things will not make people like you/fill the void. God someone give her some sense and therapy.

No. 2032635

>>2032562
>What is with her constantly saying “everyone else” has kids or a social life. This is your brain terminally online. Who are these people she’s talking about?
I'm thinking of two scenarios:
1:) heather is very terminally online. algorithms are pretty sophisticated to essentially read a person's mood based on their likes, views, history, etc. she constantly spergs about dating, finding The One Ryan, kids, a social life etc so I'm thinking the algorithm feeds her posts/vids of other millennials in happy relationships, with kids, couples enjoying eachothers hobbies etc mixed in with lonely single life sadpost crap so her feed is a mix of two states of mind. heather, being the air-headed retard we love is taking this as a personal attack which is why shes always sadposting. with zero critical thinking skills shes in a near permanent negative feedback loop.
2.) she stalks her ex-classmate socials (especially fb) and is insanely jealous of how theyre living. i bet she also stalks past ryans socials and is mad about how theyre living life without her.

No. 2032636

>>2032580
once again with the contradictions in the same post lmao.
>>I've accepted dying alone
>>but also I hope I don't have to
that's not what acceptance means heather. kek

No. 2032637

>>2032580
>>material things are my only source of joy in life
that's so sad, damn

No. 2032644

the thing about heather and her ryanquest and why she seemingly can't keep a relationship like she wants comes down to the fact that while she says she wants love and connection and a soul mate or whatever, it's not actually about that for her. It's not about connecting with another human soul at all. It's about finding someone to validate her life and her self and feeding her own ego. It's using someone so she can achieve her dream social media aesthetic and feel cool. Just a narcissist trying desperately to feed her own ego. People she talks to probably sense this at some point and that's why she ends up alone

No. 2032651

>>2032644
it's actually insane how pretty much everything she does is about achieving a "cool social media aesthetic" yet she is so bad at it.

No. 2032685

File: 1726099517454.jpeg (732.93 KB, 1080x1847, IMG_6068.jpeg)

>says she shouldn’t have to beg
>begs everyday

No. 2032692

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>>2032685
This is the only guy that responded and she ignored him, common Heather it’s your spooky dream boy!

No. 2032709

>>2032685
who took this picture

No. 2032748

File: 1726106697864.jpeg (265.3 KB, 1225x1080, IMG_6148.jpeg)

Hanging out with axeryan’s goober friend Brandon. 45 minutes later:
>all alone AS USUAL
She straight up doesn’t deserve friends

No. 2032750

>>2032748
Jesus, a real human being just took the time to go get ice cream with her, which is honestly surprising. But because it wasn't a romantic date, it simply doesn't register as anything at all. Truly malignant.

No. 2032789

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I think her and the dungeon synth Ryan are still talking. She’s still hearting his stuff.

No. 2032792

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And the next story will be pining for a crumb of male attention

No. 2032795

>>2032692
Looking at his facebook page he appears to be in Norway. Even if she wanted to date him he's too far away.

No. 2032797

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No. 2032803

>>2032797
>I annoy him
A concentrated effort between hair stylists will fix up this relationship lickety split.

No. 2032805

>>2032797
She knew this man only wanted her for sex, threw a big fit over it and put him on blast publicly, and then went back and let him hit again? How at her grown age did she think that was going to end. Desperate doesn’t even begin to describe her

No. 2032806

>>2032685
Idk, I love how the most normal girls like the blackcraft brand/look and instead of wearing an item here and there, they partner it together like it’s a uniform. They stick out like a sore thumb of try hard lame

No. 2032808

>>2032476
There is truly no worse hell than to be a low IQ narcissist

No. 2032815

>>2032797
She has been pump and dumped by so many men at this point I'm amazed she keeps falling for it. Not only did this guy pump and dump her the first time, but she got back into his life again and was met with the same fate. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

No. 2032827

>>2032797
She has zero critical thinking. This is what you get when you’re a pick me and ask on every Instagram post for a boyfriend.

No. 2032834

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So they could hit and quit too? Venereal disease was absolutely rampant during the civil war, so I'm sure she'd fit right in.

No. 2032849

>>2032834
Wait until she reads about the racial attitudes and age of consent in the 19th century!
(lol jk she doesn't read)

No. 2032873

>>2032644
Absolutely this. She is so cyclical in her rituals too. Mean a man, take him to the stairs at Gettysburg and take photos of our feet is like the opening for her Lesser Banishing Ritual like she’s an OTO member lmao

This first photo wouldn’t be a red flag to men if it wasn’t accompanied by her flooding the internet with photos of her and him, then posts of her love bombing him indirectly to ALL her followers, then slowly consuming him publicly by skin walking aspects of his interests. Combine all that with her nagging “do you love me still” and all her weird pestering AND I’m sure she is very sexually aggressive to try to control them and keep them from thinking rationally while being around her. It’s almost the art of glamouring BUT she can’t seal the deal, because it unwinds so quickly.

DeadEyes was really her last true shot at a long term relationship, she went offline and focused on that, she would post updates but like a somewhat normal person in a relationship. Even her own orbiters don’t want to be around her, look at that guy in the Pokémon singalong video. She’s known him at least a year and a half if not more and his sad attempts to hang out in hopes she puts out seem as though they’re coming to an end.

No. 2032885

>>2032580
Her creative release? What is creative about buying antiques and arranging them on a shelf? No one is going to remember this trash horde as if it’s a single entity commemorating her beguiling charm and wit. It’s simply a personalized collection of other people’s things, not even her things. Heather could never create anything worth the space on someone’s shelf.

No. 2032889

>>2032476
I must say that she has great teeth. She should brag about that instead of how hot and sexy she thinks she is whilst looking like Bert and Ernie’s dim witted sister who’s been ridden more than a communal scooter that everyone openly hates for being blonde.

No. 2032915

>>2032849
How dare you nonna ? Heather is a true and honest Historian, she's knows everything about history and shit

No. 2032969

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No. 2032973

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No. 2032974

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No. 2032975

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No. 2032985

>>2032975
Tied back hair? Almost as revolutionary as her two-day foray into dress-wearing. Careful, Hags, this cruel, mundane world ostracizes such uniqueness.

No. 2032999

>>2032975
a box of rocks has more personality than her. her style/personality is bland af. doesnt het rid of the beady eyes tho

No. 2033013

>>2032974
>>2032975
Nooooo just when I thought that at the very least she couldn't get more embarrassing. Eyefucking herself over the most basic hairstyle in human existence.

No. 2033020

>>2033013
there hasn't been a single video of her looking in a mirror without the same eyefucking expression. Except when she is making a video where she is crying, then she has her crying expression.

No. 2033033

>>2032974
>>2032975
Keck at her posing and eyefucking herself while the AC is blasting in the background.
>>2032969
What did brandon do?

No. 2033034

>>2032974
If someone told me this is satire, I'd believe it

She is also back to posting her old boudoir pics so she is in full "peacocking" phase right now, but the only guy making her compliments is that Andrew guy she has been ignoring

No. 2033050

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Total nitpick but I hate how she has nonchalantly posted multiple pics featuring spotted lantern flies like they're some cute little butterfly. They're invasive and highly destructive and supposed to be killed on sight.(nitpicking)

No. 2033068

>>2033050
It's just a little misunderstood blonde goth butterfly trying to make its way in this cruel judgmental world.

No. 2033073

>>2033068
kek, I've missed all you Nonnas in this thread.

Also, we have 49 days left until Halloween, I guess it's still time for her to get back with that >>2032797 Ryan, have sex, get dumped, get back with him again, have sex again, get dumped again and finally dye her hair black to be the perfect goth girlfriend every man wants. Oh, and she could also steal 2 children, because everyone else her age has children.

No. 2033135

>>2032889

not to praise the moid but she has her ex husband's insurance to thank for that.

No. 2033238

File: 1726190175876.jpeg (168.05 KB, 1303x1080, IMG_6158.jpeg)

She’s trying to track down lurch again. Or just any new victim. I’m sure she hates the music but the quest must go on

No. 2033260

>>2033238
I went to some metal concert to impress a girl, I know that "Wow this is so cool (dear God please let this be the last song)" dead eyes glare anywhere. Idk why but Heather trying to fit herself into the shot of the band on stage to further prove that she is, in fact, there and enjoying whatever is going on is hilarious. I can't believe she slapped on the granny lipstick and Killstar dress for this shit.

No. 2033263

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Christ. A broken record

No. 2033286

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No. 2033296

>>2032975
>that slow walk towards the mirror
yeah she's spooky alright

>>2033238
>>2033263
>>2033286
it's truly pathetic. she seems to care about nothing else. amazing how she still can't recognize the problem. that dark selfie with her in the bottom left corner and everyone in the background cracks me up.

>>2033073
KEK
missed you too nonna!

No. 2033300

>>2033286
Why is her waist always nonexistent even in corsets

No. 2033304

>>2033073
>we have 49 days left until Halloween
I fully believe she has it in her to make this Halloween bountiful with milk. She's been in unhinged mode lately, she just needs to stick with that energy and keep lurking for Ryans. Come on, Heather, the next one will definitely be your spooky soulmate and not pump n dump your ass!

No. 2033334

>>2033286
„girlfriend material“ isn’t about the fabric of your dress Heather.

No. 2033335

>>2033300
She’s a poser that does no research into anything and just bought a shitty amazon corset. She’s so lazy and stupid

No. 2033336

>>2032975
POV: you are a Ryan at an antique shop and heather has spotted you

No. 2033338

>>2033263
Holy shit her last comment kek. Literally no social awareness at all

No. 2033388

>>2033238
>>2033263
>>2033286
I'm so glad this thread is back kek, praying for halloween ryan to make this year extra special

No. 2033391

File: 1726228207948.mp4 (2.16 MB, 1080x1920, ef_172.mp4)

More eyefucking herself

No. 2033393

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No. 2033394

>>2033263
I cant believe shes a year older than me saying shit like this. "am I girlfriend material yet" is a very obvious emotion-bait, and moid takes it and gives her compliments. but shes too stupid to realize it.

No. 2033427

File: 1726236705103.jpeg (66.45 KB, 728x624, IMG_9023.jpeg)

>>2033393
Still no mascara huh?

No. 2033428

>>2033286
if her hair didn't look like desaturated straw this would be quite nice. at least she's actually approaching her beloved g0ffik aesthetic instead of the usual "Vaguely Alternative, now by Target(tm)" styling.

No. 2033432

>>2033393
She looks insane with her crispy hair flapping around in the car AC breeze and her paper-thin lips the color and texture of a discarded apple peel. I wonder how this looks in her head.

No. 2033435

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instantly made me think of heather lmao. Perhaps she is not cursed, perhaps she is the curse(off-topic)

No. 2033438

Never seen such a literal broken record her brain really can’t move on to any other thought than NEED BOYFRIEND I swear I can see this chick at 60 wearing the same exact styles with bleach blonde hair taking selfies still asking if she’s girlfriend material yet…

No. 2033447

>>2033432
especially since this is more than likely filtered
>>2033438
she fails the bechdel test every 3 minutes. its morbidly fascinating how male-obsessed she is

No. 2033451

>>2033447
I wonder what would happen to heathers brain if someone tried to explain the concept of “pick me” to her

No. 2033467

>>2033435
Next threadpic pls! Didn’t she just recently ask people to pray for her to find a boyfriend? >>2033438
It’s so funny how she just suddenly stopped posting about rumham and her grieving so bad apparently. Guess it got boring for her because it wasn’t about HER.

No. 2033470

>>2033238
It looks like she keeps going to this one place called lovedrafts brewing. Is that where Cradle of Filth played with old lurch?

I hope she goes to see Goatwhore sept. 23!

No. 2033475

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(namefagging)

No. 2033480

>>2033475
Don't write anything in the name and subject fields.

No. 2033485

>>2033451
> ppl are saying I can't be a real pick me because I'm "too goth" #unfair #dungeonsynth #bigtiddiepickmegf

No. 2033488

>>2033393
Her makeup is so bad. If she just tried anything else, added some mascara, it would save her from looking like a melted 60 year old woman.

No. 2033491

File: 1726247352200.jpg (303.98 KB, 1080x1919, sogothsoHeather.jpg)

>>2033467
she still posts a few things about how much she is mourning, but I guess she posted everything she had from him in the first 3 days and there wouldn't be anything new

>>2033488
but Nonna, she recently bought new stuff. Well, my bad, only the lipstick is new, mascara or some blending tools or other colours for her eye shadow weren't on sale at Target

No. 2033492

>>2033475
It's not your hobbies. It's you!

You would think the one guy telling her she is annoying would give her the slightest fucking hint. Scrotes literally do not care if you share the same hobbies. She sleeps with guys immediately. She tells guys they are her soulmate immediately. She cries about being lonely and how much it hurts her to be away from the man she loves after not seeing them for a day. There is no room to grow with her. It's intense immediately and then it becomes groundhog day until the scrote simply can't deal with it anymore.

No. 2033497

>>2032466
>>2033475
It's insane she's convinced that men are difficult to obtain or that any of these ugly ryans are a prize to be won. There are plenty of less conventionally attractive women with dedicated nigels? She's so delusional that it's her collection that's causing the problem (or her hair color kek) and not her desperation and obnoxious or pushy personality. Immediately putting out for any ryan she goes on a date with isn't helping either. Of course the dating app moid you immediantly jumped into bed with doesn't respect you and thinks of you as an easy lay, Heather, because you are. It's crazy because this is the same moid who gave her whatever that infection was that she attempted to spread around the ren faire. Unsurprising he's spreading STIs among multiple women he'smet on dating apps. Can't believe she was dumb enough to go back.

>>2033286
>>2033432
>>2033488
kek nonnas. I can't comprehend what she thinks she looks like either. Remember that god awful dress with her whole bra sticking out? She's never looked worse than she does now tbh.

>>2032281
Hands down one of the most embarrassing and cringey things I've seen posted itt. So quirky!

No. 2033516

>>2033497
That video is so embarrassing because her friend-zoned friend Brandon looks like he regrets every life choice he ever made and I don't remember her ever mentioning liking or playing Pokemon, after all she isn't into popculture. I find it really annoying how she brings other people into her videos, no matter if it's NotRyanBrandon or filming a whole concert, she never asks if people would like to be filmed and involved in her dramatically boring life.

No. 2033525

>>2033516
she doesnt understand its a major faux pas to film people without their permission which includes asking people to join a retarded pokemon sing-a-long when they clearly don't want to.
she couldve sat on the bench and had a decent convo with him. a good chance to get better at conversing with people since its a skill set she deeply lacks. but nope, not enough dopamine as social media.

No. 2033573

>>2033525
I find her behaviour so "interesting". She is old enough to know a life without social media and most people her age I've met so far (I'm a little bit older, so I know a lot of 30+ people) are very self aware about the fact that some people don't want to be put online without permission and have a rather critical view towards social media. Still, she acts like a boomer, like everything that she posts online won't stay there forever and people shouldn't be so sensitive, after all she doesn't harm anyone. I guess Brandon stays around because he pities her and hopes he will get laid one day.

No. 2033589

>>2032975
my god, what a boring, festering hag. that try hard sultry walk. why is she like thiiis

No. 2033592

>>2033488
Not to WK Heather but her makeup sucks because she’s blind. She can’t put on eye makeup with her glasses on, but she can’t see without her glasses. She really just shouldn’t wear eye makeup at all but it’s probably pretty easy to swipe her drab grey eyeshadow on with her finger, harder to use a mascara wand.

No. 2033601

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>>2033592
who wants to explain to anon how glasses wearing and makeup skills work, there are no excuses for Hag

No. 2033602

>>2033592
that's nonsense, I wear glasses myself and know a lot of "blind" people, you learn how to put on makeup without seeing everything clearly and if she isn't really blind there is no reason she can't apply mascara

No. 2033714

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No. 2033724

>>2033714
>tags me in photos and doesn’t keep me a secret
If true I am 100% certain it’s because they’re embarrassed of her. I have a feeling all of her exes were going through something when they met her and really latched onto the flattery and immediate sex, realizing too late that their big tiddie blonde goth is actually an insecure, possessive, chunky Swiftie garbage collector with beady ass weasel eyes and fucking lockjaw or some shit.

No. 2033814

>>2033714
Like all the same things I like! Text me whenever you have any thought whatsoever, but make sure your thoughts are only about me or our shared (my) interests!
Hold my hand when we're in the car together, out in public together, and especially when I take awkward photos of us together!
Make sure you text me when you get home so I know you're not seeing anyone else!
Constantly tell me I'm beautiful and reassure me that I'm the only one in your life and you're thinking about me every waking hour of the day and in all of your dreams!
Let's become 90 day fiancees!
Pick meeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Heather, this is why you're single. You're a narcissistic stage 50 clinger.

No. 2033870

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No. 2033871

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>>2033870
She is losing it on fb today

No. 2033881

>>2033870
Well at least she has enough tiny shreds of self respect remaining to not date a PolyRyan

No. 2033899

>>2033881
She's still sleeping with me and crying over him. What self respect?

No. 2033900

>>2033881
Where is the self respect in this post?

No. 2033902

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I cannot imagine giving this much of a fuck about a hinge hookup that explicitly does not like you

No. 2033908

>>2033902
I wonder why she's so obsessed with that guy. Is he spooky goth?

No. 2033909

>>2033871
Wondering if anyone who knows her personally will take the plunge and tell her that experiencing symptoms of an unchecked personality disorder are not the same as loving someone.

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No. 2033916

>>2033899
>sleeping with me
now what did you mean by this

No. 2033925

>>2033902
>feel my pain as I pose for a pic

No. 2033929

>>2033915
Soul lesson?
Shut the fuck up. The irony is too much for me. The soul lesson is the one you’ve been avoiding by chasing these men. Fucking idiot. She’s going to die and come back as a gopher because she didn’t get it.

No. 2033930

>>2033929
Lolcow isn’t bullying Heather we’re begging and helping her realize her real “soul lesson” at this point.(samefagging)

No. 2033933

>>2033929
Coming back as a gopher would be the universe granting empathy on Heather rather than a punishment, as a gopher she can focus merely on shelter, food, and reproduction. Being a human is too much for her brain/soul.(samefagging)

No. 2033947

>>2033915
> the same day my best friend died
The Transmogrification of FriendzonedRyan

No. 2033952

Anyone know who she is talking about? A break and then they got back together, could it be lurch?

No. 2033953

File: 1726344976593.jpeg (1.99 MB, 1179x1946, IMG_2752.jpeg)

>>2033952
I believe it’s this weirdo

No. 2033955

>>2033953
I'm sure this manlet is beating women off left and right. It's not about sleeping with other women. The scrote would keep doing that without telling you. He specifically doesn't like you, but will take the free sex.

No. 2034016

>>2033915
they took a break? how was that not a red flag for heather? yikes thats already a douchey thing to do, but I feel heather's reputation is also a factor

No. 2034026

>>2033915
i remember i had the strangest tinfoil that she was bringing up lurch as this "handsome dungeon synth artist who wrote a song about me" was to make this guy jealous, and now i'm pretty sure that it's true. when she was going off about her old flame being a dungeon synth artist (he is, but the timing just felt odd) who is so handsome(dude looks like he crawled out of a sewer), i had a feeling the new monkeypox fling was still in the picture. the way she was talking about it was so weird. yes he's the reason you moved to gettysburg but bringing up lurch out of nowhere felt suspicious. and now i get it, he was making her jealous by being with other women, so she was trying to act like she longs for her """handsome""" dungeonsynth ex to try and make him feel jealous. she's pathetic. i don't know where to begin with this post but
>we are SO much alike. i would give anything for someone like that
she just wants a clone of herself not realizing that would be a horrible relationship. but i doubt this guy is even similar to her at all. her judgement is clouded, clearly, so much so that she can't see this guy doesn't give a flying fuck about her. god heather, move the fuck on, halloween is coming and this guy isn't going to give you a chance, especially not now.
>mourning 2 losses
give me a break. don't mistake mourning for pitying yourself. that's all you ever do and that's all you know how to do. get a grip, get up, and girl move on!

No. 2034044

>>2033915
Kek she's in the midst of a powerful bpdchan idealization + obsession phase, the harder bpdchans fall the messier the breakup drama is, the fallout from this one is going to be very juicy

No. 2034119

>>2034044
Kek she said they hooked up on their first date. Dude is probably confused as to why she's in so deep even after repeatedly telling her he wasn't interested in anything other than sex. And she still goes and hits him with the romanticize/villianize bpdchan antics. Heather he told you from the start, believe him.

No. 2034120

>>2033953
this is the best looking Ryan to date (very low bar of course
even if she had a great personality, this would be a stretch for her

No. 2034122

>>2033915
“the same day my best friend died” her grief larping is my least favorite arc yet. best friend loss is extremely isolating and isn’t talked about much even in grief circles, simply because family loss is much more common in young people. the way she keeps embellishing this glorified acquaintance’s presence in her life to victimize herself is so ghoulish.

No. 2034133

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Picking someone else over her sounds much more romantic then what actually happened. You were one of many hookups, he didn’t pick someone else, he seemed pretty clear in that he was only using dating apps for sex and would continue to do so.

No. 2034157

>>2034133
can't imagine how he feels when he sees these posts. blows my mind how she can talk like this over someone she met up with twice. she dated deadeyes ryan for how long, and then shrugged off the whole thing. she must be close to getting blocked by him cuz she's really acting over the top

>>2034122
completely agreed nonnie. it's messed up. i'm so over it but you know she's gonna talk like this for months

No. 2034171

>>2034120
I don't know anon, I'm still leaning towards bRyan being the best looking (yes receding hairline and all kek) AND he didn't give her monkeypox! poxRyan sounds like a biohazard tbh.

>>2034133
Crazy how many "true soulmates" one cow can have. Congrats on our #20th Ryan though I guess.

No. 2034200

>>2034133
I would truly love to know what makes a tombstone quantifiably “special” enough to constitute being a make out tombstone

No. 2034204

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Update

No. 2034205

>>2034204
This bitch makes my head spin. She has the worst fucking case of PD I've ever seen in someone who is still able to somewhat function in society (ie job, apartment, car). I wish there was like, a tragedy exchange program, where Heather would have to live the life of a Haitian immigrant in Haiti for a week or something. I wonder if it would snap her the fuck out of whatever this is. The only hint of feeling bad for her I have is that all this social media/smart phone BS was explicitly designed by incredibly smart people to be irresistible to even the more normal and balanced human brain lol. It's clear that her life would drastically improve by doing nothing else than staying the fuck off the Internet for a good couple months. I guess that's why she's a cow, though. As far as this PoxRyan is concerned, I might literally consider a restraining order if I were him kek. He did nothing wrong. He's a gross fuckboi who informed you of that from the start, and repeatedly, WHILE YOU KEPT SLEEPING WITH HIM. This guy probably couldn't believe his luck, til he inevitably found your Mount Everest sized internet presence.

No. 2034210

>>2034204
>wahhh he wont commit to me
>admits she'll still let him pump and dump her at his beck and call after all this
Everytime I think her public Ls cant get worse she surprises me

No. 2034230

>>2034204
>I had to mourn two deaths at once
This is completely horrible and callous beyond belief. Comparing the suicide of a friend with her dating app hookup telling her she's annoying and somehow treating them as equal losses? She's despicable.

No. 2034242

>>2034204
she's a broken record, jesus christ. it's like she reworded the last post and then reposted it. it's so embarassing, saying he completely ruined her self esteem but she still would "do anything" for him. how can she post stuff like this online so repetitively? heather, get a fucking journal, this is one of the many reasons why people don't like you. you scare everyone away because this is how you behave and treat people. you're humiliating yourself. he's made it clear to you that he doesn't want a relationship. i can't understand how she basically laughed off her most recent longest relationship but now is going turbo BPD over some scrote who's made it clear he only wants to sleep around. looks like a case of her wanting what she can't have. she's not getting the hint at all. every guy she meets is always the "perfect" one for her. even when he supposedly breaks down her self esteem and calls her annoying and does nothing good for her but suddenly every moment they spend together is "the best day ever". truly baffling

No. 2034281

>>2034204
if she only would have dyed her hair black, nothing of all this would have happend and she would be happily married to that Ryan very soon

No. 2034291

>>2034204
> And in the cruelest twist of all, one of them comes back to life and stabs me in the heart.

Wow how callous kek. Wonder if RumhamRyan's friends/(ex?)wife will go feral on her for this one. RumhamRyan was her soul mate, they were the bestest friends over everyone else, but it's so cruel that this fuckboy only wants sex and not her! Two deaths, exactly the same, but only one is coming back to hurt her!

I can only imagine how she views herself projecting these thoughts to others kek.

No. 2034292

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>>2034204
>I've been putting all my value as a woman in whether he likes me or not
You have completely failed as woman Hag.

No. 2034352

>>2034292
it’s so strange how she has these occasional random little tiny moments of clarity (my value shouldn’t be defined by a relationship/if a moid likes me) but they never stick enough in her brain long enough for anything to change and within the same post it still always circles back to “but I still want to be picked, so bad, woe is me” by the end. Really it’s starting to feel like coming in her threads is repeatedly bashing my own head against the wall. I know a lot of cows seem to be repetitive in their weird Groundhog Day self sabotaging behaviors but this lady really takes the cake.

No. 2034354

>>2034204
Wait, so now she's claiming to have been seeing poxRyan for at least four months now? She outright admitted to ignoring humham for actual months leading up to his suicide, but now all of a sudden he was "there for her" when she first met this guy? Something is very off with this timeline. Her switching back and forth on rumham being a soulmate and just her "bestie" is giving me whiplash too. Like she hadn't dropped all those embarrassing borderline sexts and told us she regularly sent him nudes too.

>>2034230
>>2034291
>Comparing the suicide of a friend with her dating app hookup telling her she's annoying and somehow treating them as equal losses?
This part. I don't understand how she can type any of this out and not realize how unhinged and awful she consistently sounds. She truly seems to believe the world revolves around her and only for her. Main character syndrome and victim complex to the absolute max.

No. 2034407

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>>2034133
This is the third person she's fallen in love with in the last 12 months…
(that's actually trending downward from past years lol)
>>2034171
>>2033953
"Rex The Wonder Ryan"

No. 2034475

>>2034204
Wake up, babe, new Heatherfesto just dropped.

No. 2034500

>>2034354
>Wait, so now she's claiming to have been seeing poxRyan for at least four months now? She outright admitted to ignoring humham for actual months leading up to his suicide, but now all of a sudden he was "there for her" when she first met this guy? Something is very off with this timeline. Her switching back and forth on rumham being a soulmate and just her "bestie" is giving me whiplash too. Like she hadn't dropped all those embarrassing borderline sexts and told us she regularly sent him nudes too.
nona these were my exact thoughts when i read it. i'm so glad you pointed it out. that shit does not add up.

No. 2034502

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No. 2034518

>>2034502
good, hopefully we can move onto the next saga because seeing her repetitively ramble about dungeonsynth monkeypox ryan has been getting really tiring. especially when she ties it into trying to milk sympathy from the death of someone she barely knew

No. 2034545

>>2034500
Either she's flat out lying or she was hopping on poxRyans dirty dick as soon as deadeyes broke up with her. Might explain why she didn't seem to care about the break up as much as she usually would. Probably why she's also being extremely dramatic about this one, she doesn't already have another loser lined up yet even though she was actively trying.

No. 2034557

Lolcor gonna be on Netflix next year cos this crazy bitch is sure til kill a Ryan the way she's ramping the insanity.
Now runham is best friend. Give it a week and it'll be "in a way, it was really me who died that day"

Is anything known about Hags dad? I want some armchair on what in the Freudian fuck is going on here

No. 2034559

>>2034502
Consequences? He's relieved if anything.

No. 2034566

>>2033915
the fact she says her pump and dump not being her dream spoopy loyal boy, AND "best friend" dying is mourning TWO deaths? imagine dying and having her equate some guy who creampied her and now is distant as being as mourning worthy to your literal death kek jesus christ heather.

No. 2034591

>>2034518
Oh man I hope so. Those confident, recovering, self-caring, exercising, moisturized Heather posts that follow a break-up are my favorite.
Serious question: do you think this moid even knows they "broke up"? He seemed content to hit that if it didn't require too much work and then call her an uber when her discussion of their marriage plans became too annoying. Out of all the Recent Ryans I think he's the most likely to wind up here.

No. 2034624

>>2034502
>consequences
Bitch he told you that he finds you annoying, if anything you're doing him a favor.

No. 2034667

>>2034557
I've been wondering about this too and wasn't sure if it was worth reading her threads from the beginning, if there's anything known about her back story or family? Just wondering how she became…like this

No. 2034720

>>2034566
I think she keeps bringing up Rumham's death because she thinks it will make PoxRyan feel sorry for her and pick her
(Also, my tinfoil is that she didn't actually get sores/pox at all. She lied about it because she knew he would see the post … and she thought there was a chance it might make him temporarily pause with his sleeping around)

No. 2034722

>>2034720
she posted a pic of the sores in her mouth >>2029363

No. 2034723

>>2034720
She posted pictures of her sores and claimed they were stress- related. If her goal was to snub PoxRyan, she threw herself under the bus for it lol.

No. 2034732

>>2034720
You're giving her way too much credit, she isn't subtle or clever enough for a scheme like that (also her heavy emphasis on them being stress-related would absolve him anyway so it makes no sense).

No. 2034842

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>>2034502
this is so fucking corny. thirty-fucking-four years old. he took one look at that shit and said "thank god this bitch is off my dick"

No. 2034859

>>2034842
Also love how she didn't block him, which is what you should do with a man who is unapologetically promiscuous and only uses dating for free sex. She just unfollowed, leaving the channel of communication conveniently open for him, just in case.

No. 2034881

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New Ryan alert all fucking ready

No. 2034887

>>2034475
>>2034281
you nonas crack me up

No. 2034891

>>2034881
I can’t anticipate a new Ryan launch until the pics drop because Heather has been trying to make her hookups jealous with her spooky dreamboy story telling a lot more lately. Fingers crossed, Halloween’s around the corner!

No. 2034896

>>2034881
Spoiler: there's no new Ryan. She's just posting this to make MonkeypoxRyan jealous and slide back into her dms.

No. 2034904

>>2034881
She said she wants a conservative Ryan but not “jerk conservative” meanwhile she’s liking every single Donald trump post.

No. 2034905

File: 1726532195785.mp4 (3.47 MB, 308x480, Video.mp4)

Evil e-girl whores are throwing themselves at all of the limited supply spooky boys and thats why she hates them so much because she would never! pt 1.

No. 2034907

>>2034902
I love how you can see the true bpdchan psychotic anger shining through now from her dead eyes, they have an evil twinkle now.

No. 2034908

File: 1726532280705.mp4 (4.11 MB, 328x480, Video (1).mp4)

pt 2

No. 2034909

>>2034905
She sounds so aggressive when she's cursing kek it's hilarious seeing her true colors shine through after pretending to be a spooky nice girl

No. 2034910

>I'm done with the spooky community, I'm done with the spooky guys, I'm done with the spooky girls, I think everyone's fucking evil
KEK

No. 2034913

File: 1726532595636.mp4 (4.61 MB, 316x480, Video (2).mp4)

pt 3

No. 2034916

>>2034908
>army of evil e-girls flaunting their perfect bodies
Heather you would be doing the same as these girls if you weren't shaped like a barrel.
But yeah no shit, the spoopy community is full of clusterbee attention whores and narcissistic fuckboys using their edgy interests as personality substitutes for being dead inside (you are also a dead inside, attention seeking, bpd whore Heather, kek, even if you aren't the prettiest). PoxRyan was posting pictures of disfigured children and mentally disabled people in asylums as spoop porn, as usual you ignored the glaring red flags that he's a shitty amoral person and still let him cum in you. You have no one to blame but yourself.

No. 2034917

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>>2034904
Entering her tradcath era

No. 2034918

>>2034908
Poor wanderer Heather with nary a community nor ryan in sight. Those harpy egirls should suffer for ripping the beautiful ebony strands of freedom away from her

No. 2034919

>>2034917
>>2034913
>>2034908
>>2034905
This is too fucking much kek. She's spiralling so hard.

No. 2034933

>>2034913
Heather this means you obviously have to dye your hair black and become an e-girl to get a ryan

No. 2034936

>>2034905
I miss it when exposing your whole entire life online wasn't normal.
Her turbo pickmeism pisses me off so much. Evil e-girls! Why are they evil? Just because the male you were thirsting for was lusting after them? They're not at fault for something a random male did.
>>2034913
The poor widdle baby scrotes are being corrupted by the evil succuibi! (crying emoji)
You gotta put effort on being this much of a misogynist.
The problem is you, heather. Not the girls, hell, not even the moids. Just you.

No. 2034941

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>>2034881
Don’t deprive us of it in movement, Nonita.

No. 2034942

>>2034881
Her hair is so thin and crispy. Mixed with her massive forehead it's very troon-like.

The only dude willing to deal with her shit was AxeRyan, but he also asked her to stop acting like a victim, so of course he had to go.

No. 2034944

File: 1726535164665.mp4 (17.26 MB, 1080x1920, 4.mp4)

>>2034913
You’re missing a few. Here’s 4/6. In this one she speaks to her potential suitors in which she says she’s not putting in any more effort. She’s will not be (and I quote) “used, abused and fucking tortured. Lied to or manipulated”. She wants to be left the fuck alone at this point in her life but do reach out if you’re pure of soul and are willing to put in the effort and come see her to be her friend and potential future husband.

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>>2034917
I tried to make a meme. I added two random Ryans.

No. 2034952

File: 1726535438210.mp4 (17.89 MB, 1080x1920, 5.mp4)

>>2034944
In this one she confirms she has started talking someone who is “nice and normal” with “similar appreciations” as hers. Casually mentioned she’s autistic and uses her special interests to socialise. Has realised she doesn’t need someone exactly like her. Ready to talk to “nice, normal and mentally healthy good men”.
5/6

No. 2034954

File: 1726535577123.mp4 (15.62 MB, 1080x1920, 6.mp4)

>>2034952
> dead ass children
> you wanna hit it? You better have your shit together too, fucker!
6/6

No. 2034964

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>>2034944
>I'm not giving it all up anymore.

No. 2034969

>>2034944
>"You don't think I fucking notice that you comment on every fucking spooky girl's photo?"
what a quote

No. 2034979

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>>2034905
>>2034908
>>2034913
>>2034941
the videos are so ridiculous that they actually feel like a parody. she's absolutely losing it. now everything is the evil e-girls fault! THEY'RE corrupting the men. this shits funny as hell, my jaw dropped. speechless, where to even begin… >>2034910 but this cracked me up so hard kek
let's see how long she keeps up "i'm gonna be myself!!" shtick.
>>2034952
wow. those nice, normal "mentally healthy" men will run like hell after they meet you and see you are anything but!
also kek of course she's claiming autism like every other attention whoring clusterbee, she 100% doesn't understand how special interests work. you don't take other peoples interests for a few years and conveniently and completely drop them when a new interest comes along. they aren't soley "used" to connect with people, but of course heather wouldn't understand what it's like to be actually dedicated to a hobby. if only she realized she's not that deep, everything she does is 100% surface level which is why her main hobby will always be her staring at her reflection all day.
>has similar appreciations as mine and appreciates the fact that i like this stuff. that's all i've needed!
no it isn't all you've needed at all
>i thought i had to be with someone just like me because, to be honest i'm autistic
picrel
>>2034909
>>2034907
>>2034964
>>2034918
KEK
>>2034891
agreed, i have to see it to believe it. fingers crossed, looking forward to halloween!

No. 2034986

>>2034979
I'm a bpdchan myself and certainly had my own mental breakdowns in private after being fucked around by a moid, but seeing Heather posting these Ls publicly is making my toes curl with cringe. Sometimes you need to use your inner voice and keep that shit to yourself. I'm amazed at how little shame she has, usually with cluster B disorders there's an ego driven desire to keep some kind of face and not completely humiliate yourself because we know how unattractive and pathetic it is to show weakness to people who fucked us over and letting them win makes us feel even worse, but it seems to be lacking in Hag which intrigues me.(no1currs)

No. 2034991

>>2034942
Hag has pretty unfortunate features all round: huge balding forehead, fried hair, black soulless bug eyes, shapeless lips, long face, a potato nose and a square manly chin. She also has a very dumpy middle aged mom body with no waist and her makeup and styling also ages her. I feel like if she just got a little work done, did her makeup right and lost 20lbs she could attain the Chad/Brad Ryan of her dreams.

No. 2034992

>>2034917
Damn, she's going to out-Conservative DeadEyesRyan at this point. I never expected to see her go full darksided Christian.
>>2034913
>>2034908
The way she's using "e-girl" and fucking "e-boy" is so funny here. I wonder what she thinks that means. It's also pretty rich that she always posts quite intense booby shots whenever she's on a RyanQuest but I guess other women can't do it (and for the same exact reason she does).

No. 2034993

>>2034952
She's so draining to listen to.

No. 2034994

>>2034954
Tradthot arc impending. If she went full 1488 neo-nazi pro Trump femgrifter she could probably amass plenty of moid simps tbh, trouble is they'd be mostly middle aged MAGA boomers and not skinny dungeon synth spoopboys that she prefers.

No. 2035002

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Hopefully we get a picture. Hes got to be a middle aged cave troll.

No. 2035003

>>2034908
LOL she's done with the spooky community. She's not playing anymore. The e-girls are corrupting the spooky boys. Having casual sex is like being a beautiful flower that's picked and left to die.

No. 2035005

>>2035002
He isn't real, nonnie. It'll be just like that embarrassing story of the man who approached her in an antique store, then they drove to the mountains and talked all night.

Wig, despite being bald and looking like a who, is still much better looking than Heather, and she still had to settle for a fat, bald tradcath moid. Imagine the dregs Heather will find…

No. 2035006

>>2034986
>I'm amazed at how little shame she has,
nona i was recently thinking this with the giant facebook posts about poxryan, she genuinely lacks shame, it's shocking
>>2034991
she doesn't need work done she needs an entire personality reset. how could anyone stand her the way she is now? her personality is rotting
>>2035003
KEK
>>2034992
>The way she's using "e-girl" and fucking "e-boy" is so funny here. I wonder what she thinks that means. It's also pretty rich that she always posts quite intense booby shots whenever she's on a RyanQuest but I guess other women can't do it (and for the same exact reason she does).
too right nona. i also wonder what she think she means when she says that kek

>>2035002
>Hes got to be a middle aged cave troll.
KEK. looking forward to seeing how "wildly handsome" he is. but wow she really won't let this go. she has to shoehorn in
>the polar opposite of the confusing situation i was dealing with this past month
is she hoping poxryan cares enough to even read and watch this shit? wonder how this moids gonna feel when she spends half of their date talking about how terrible her last experience. he's gonna realize he's an instant replacement at some point. also
>this past month
still really unsure about the timeline. she's all over the place

>>2034952
after listening to her talk about how she uses her interests to connect with people i couldn't help but wonder. i really wonder what her talking about her "interests" sounds like. is it just her repeating over and over "i like that" "yeah i love spooky things"? because seeing her interact with others has always shown how dull she is. when she talks to people she's just venting her frustrations about how hard it is to be a spooky girl that can't find a boyfriend. i know what she claims her interests are, but i can't imagine her actually talking about them to people. it's like how she turned up to the renn faire thinking "these are my people!" and came out of it completely dejected. she can't actually fit in with people who are actually autistic and passionate about something because she's anything but.

No. 2035008

>>2034905
>>2034908
KEK. She's delusional "he had an army of evil e-girls with perfect bodies". He's just a typical gooner scrote lusting after random e-girls and liking their thirst-traps, they don't want his ass heather. Also why would you jump into bed with this near stranger and then ask to be exclusive? It's no surprise she caught something.

>>2034910
This bit had me dying too nonna. She's so unhinged.

>>2034952
The sudden good Christian girl larp is never going to last. As soon as another mediocre flannel wearing spooky boy wanders into her twin sized bed it's going to be all over.

No. 2035010

>>2035006
>i really wonder what her talking about her "interests" sounds like.
I've been thinking about that, considering how shallow her interests are. I'm more willing to believe she wants to find people who are passionate about things that she's interested in right now so that she can sponge up their data for herself and offer nothing in return
a personality parasite, as it were

No. 2035012

>>2034908
Yes!! It's the confident, recovering, self-caring, exercising, moisturized Heather posts that follow a break-up! I'm as happy as Halloween nona r n
She's making a change guys!

No. 2035016

>>2035010
that's a good point, i completely agree with you

>>2035012
kekk yessss nona i love your enthusiasm for post-breakup heather, i'm joining you in your excitement

>>2035002
kind of wondering, if this new guy is real, bets on him being a conservative christian?

No. 2035021

>>2034944
Is she manic?
>>2034952
>I'm autistic
???

No. 2035025

>>2034905
She’s making it sound like he lied to her but she immediately asked if they could be exclusive and he simply said no? That’s it? You’re grown Heather, walk tf away if that’s not what you want. He did not trick you. What did the “e-girls” do wrong? So she needs to date a conservative man??? What on earth?

The rest of this villain Heather is just indescribable, she’s angling for /pt/

No. 2035028

>>2034992
Very interesting seeing Hagther take another step on her journey of becoming Elliot Rodger.

No. 2035039

>>2034904
which posts are the ones shes liking? screen shots please we need to see the trad era evolving

No. 2035048

>>2034905
Kek, and again, all the other women are to blame for her not getting a boyfriend. She totally lost it now, the last Ryan seemed to be very clear about wanting sex and not anything else. Her playing that she is so better than everyone else and has so high standards and morals is funny, because someone looking for a man of god and being morally above anyone else wouldn't have sex on the first date with every Ryan she ever met.

>>2035012
Do you think she will change her appearance and get rid of all her black clothes, because honestly, a decent, conservative Ryan wouldn't want her to attract other men by her spocky looks.

>>2035021
That autistic got me as well, we all know that's not the mental illness she has

No. 2035077

>>2035005
Wig had to settle because she had very public baggage in front of a huge audience going back for years and spent a lot of it simping for Preg. Heather's not going to do any better but they're two very different situations.

No. 2035097

>>2035048
> Do you think she will change her appearance and get rid of all her black clothes
Maybe! She already has those shapeless Laura Ingalls dresses she bought from the Amish section at Target. She neglected to mention them when she was declaring her freedom to wear dresses a couple weeks ago, though?

No. 2035132

>>2034904
kek proof?
>>2034908
of course she blames other women and anyone other than herself. this was clearly a one night stand she took waaaayyy too fucking seriously. dude already was having hookups and sidechicks before her, and was under no obligation to change his ways for her and that’s why shes gone Full Retard. We already know how she parasitically attaches herself to every guy she fucks, its just fascinating seeing how she rationalizes this.

No. 2035135

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>>2035132
There are multiple but I don’t want to look at his account more than I have to.

No. 2035136

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No. 2035155

>>2035135
I think Heather would do well as a tradthot if she learned real home skills like cooking and settled for some loser that would be willing to financially support her like her first husband. But her need to be a victim and act out for male attention is too high kek

>>2034941
Kek. Frizzy hair, stupid facial expression, needy caption, this is peak Heather, need to be in next thread pic

No. 2035158

>>2035136
Now this is funny, because whenever I hear her unhinged rants, like the evil e-girl insanity, I immediately think
> they’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats

No. 2035161

>>2035135
>Biden-Harris accomplishments:
>EVIL e-girls with perfect bodies
>Spooky boys tell me to my face that I’m annoying
>No matches with 200 miles
>No dungeonsynth bf

No. 2035163

>>2035025
Her sperging and spiraling so hard over a guy she was casually dating and had a one night stand that told her up front he didn’t want to be exclusive makes her look so bat shit insane. There was a post on OT cow opinion thread someone saying they feel so bad for her. All I could think about watching these crazy videos, is how can you feel bad after seeing this lol??? She is her own problem. Also she is a total misogynist.

No. 2035164

>>2035135
So is this her trying to get DeadeyesRyan back?

No. 2035176

>>2035161
Someone PLEASE make an edit of this

No. 2035181

>>2035135
seeing where she stand politically is even more amusing. With her high body count…..

No. 2035187

She deleted all of the stories from the meltdown

No. 2035194

>>2035181
That’s what is so retarded about this new Ryan goal and conservative persona. Any conservative man of god is going to deem her a massive whore. It already ended her relationship with conservative Catholic dead eyes and she’s going to be so shocked when it happens again and again.

No. 2035209

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She's right (broken clocks, etc) but I thought she hated media. Hasn't she claimed multiple times that she's just TOO REAL for films and books? Where's this opinion coming from?

No. 2035220

>>2035209
Tbh I’ve never heard her say she likes any IWAV stuff but her being an Anne Rice girlie seems on brand as fuck. Anne Rice was a nut job herself, oscillating between writing monster fucker erotica and Christian literature and then BACK to the monster fucker stuff. I could definitely see Hags enjoying her smut.

No. 2035239

>>2035161
I audibly kek'd, thank you for that, I needed a good laugh. I dunno why I'm surprised she's MAGA, maybe bc she was bitching about dead eyes being a groyper? Not gonna be a lot of overlap between spoopy antique collecting emotionally mature men and people who are down with her political beliefs…poor Heather. Every day she dies another death, no one has ever been treated more unfairly.

No. 2035256

>>2035239
Jumping on the MAGA train will be perfect to add to her list of ridiculous reasons no one wants her besides her being an awful person to be around. Right wingers love being victims and martyrs because of their politics
>no one will date me bc spooky and blonde and conservative they only want evil ewhores!

No. 2035263

>>2035256
I thought that was what left-wingers do…. aren't they the ones feeling like victims constantly?(derailing)

No. 2035267

>>2035263
Sir are you lost? Have you seen Heather and her constant “I’m the victim” cries? She’s clearly not left leaning. Moron.

No. 2035272

>>2035209
shes revealing that was all a bluff. she lives alone constantly thirsting for dick, of course she gonna consume media. idk why lie Hag kek

No. 2035298

>>2035135
>>2035136
Didn't she throw a fit years ago because her mom was pro-Trump? Kek what a twist

No. 2035312

>>2035256
Funny if true because the “no one loves me bc blonde and spooky” are her delusions but being a hardline MAGA right-winger… Yeah Heather that’s going to be a huge, no-middle-ground turnoff for a lot of people.

>>2035272
TBH I was fully ready to believe she spent literally every waking moment on dating apps or staring at a wall, eye twitching. She’s so poised to be a “married to Sephiroth”-type cow but she just never has been.

No. 2035325

>>2035298
My guess is she's absorbing her new Ryan like she did with the others. Not a single original thought in her brain when she's focused on her love quest.

No. 2035336

>>2035256
It kinda makes sense now that nothing ever worked out bc most paranormal/sp00py dudes are on the libertarian side of left wing. Not right wing. So maybe she's also been turning people off with her conservative views this whole time. Truly a mess of a human being.

No. 2035353

>>2035336
Something tells me she doesn’t have any kind of actual political views, especially not any that she’s actively voicing to these men, she’s just Ryan baiting and will go along with whatever a man wants her to believe. I wouldn’t be surprised if she starts leaning into the religious conservative larp now that she’s gone full Elliot Rodgers crazy, especially if it gives her an excuse to shit on other women ie e-girl harlots in a holier then thou type way

No. 2035365

>>2035353
agreed, my tinfoil is it's just the latest ryan she's talking to (if he's real) who's into that stuff. or she's ryan baiting like you said. i immediately am suspicious whenever she brings up a new thing she likes. at this point, you'd just have to be suspicious with her. i really can't imagine what it's like to be that empty and shallow
>especially if it gives her an excuse to shit on other women ie e-girl harlots in a holier then thou type way
too right, it's so rich to boomerang to conservatism immediately after "i slept with him when we first met and then asked him to be my boyfriend" fucking kekkkk. the whiplash i get with her

No. 2035368

File: 1726616698575.mp4 (2.81 MB, 1080x1918, buffalo-bill-vibes.mp4)

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard

No. 2035390

>>2035368
How can you be wearing a corset and still have no waist? Also love that she is doing the troon "skirt go spinny" move. Her vanity is really something.

No. 2035427

>>2035368
>the filename
KEK
she's obsessed with herself, seriously. it's her only interest

No. 2035448

>>2035368
Well, she doesn't look very trad here.

No. 2035628

>>2035368
This is just peak cringe

No. 2035644

>>2035427
>>her only interest
you forgot antiques kek

No. 2035656

>>2035368
>>2035390
Her style really is troony, something about the simple/poorly done hair and makeup with the very half-assed goth gf thing always gives me that vibe. (NOT stupidly tinfoiling that she's literally a tranny - like people do with Shayna - just saying her style sucks that badly). Honestly I feel like she'd look better going full Target. It would be less jarring and she could look more put-together in a basique style. Or she could just dye her hair black after all, kek.

No. 2035669

>>2035656
theres nothing troony about her style. its called being a basic white woman. the clothes wear her, not the other way around.

No. 2035674

>>2035368
This is so embarrassing, especially the tongue behind the teeth thing. Full predator.

>>2035656
I agree, it's all very doing-my-very-best-to-appear-feminine. Meanwhile she's wearing thick ass leggings under dresses with thick socks and ugly gothteen boots spinning around in some kind of lace tablecloth like the dangerous retard she actually is.

No. 2035686

>>2035656
I think the troony vibe is because of how inauthentic her style is. Especially when she goes for the sexy goth look because it simply isn’t her, it’s just a costume she puts on. It just looks “off” in a similar way that men look in women’s clothing.

No. 2035774

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She really seems to think that people want to see those trotters. She probably has trench foot from wearing winter boots all summer.

No. 2035810

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Get ready

No. 2035844

>>2035368
This first blowy hair thing just makes me think of some parody sketch - like it’s literally her sitting in her car outside sheetz with the car fan blowing on her.

No. 2035846

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>>2035810
shes one of my favorite cows because the milk literally never stops, but also one of the most frustrating for the exactly same reason. she keeps doing the same shit over and over, expecting a different result.
she puts out on the first date (read: one night stand), claims shes found the One and constantly gushes like a teenager, puts every interaction online, he tolerates her for a bit until the sex doesnt not make up for her total lack of a personality, he breaks it off because it was never supposed to be serious, she REEEEEs for days on end in her live posts, gets over them, then the cycle repeats.
its like mental mental purgatory

No. 2035866

>>2035810
Why say it's a hinge date? I'm still thinking she is trying to make the last guy jealous. Can't wait until she gushes about what an amazing date it was, then never brings it up again.

No. 2035881

>>2035656
>>2035686
It's because it's very awkward performed femininity all for male approval. Also, I'm sorry nonnas, but she's never actually dying her hair black. She was just trying to get a rise out of poxRyan because he was thirsting over "evil e-girls with perfect bodies" and black hair. She turned around and started sperging about "NOT my lestat, MY lestat is a blonde" >>2035209 immediately after deciding to drop him for good. kek

No. 2035901

As much as I loathe Heather I dont get all the anons defending poxRyan for using women for casual sex. Seems mighty scrotey.

No. 2035912

>>2035901
Is anyone actually defending him though? I think it's more so like: yes, of course that moid you met on a dating app who likes a ton of e-girl's thirst posts and slept with you on the first date is only out for casual sex. Yes, going back to sleep with him again after he told you "no" to an exclusive relationship (and called you annoying kek) is absolutely insane. Maybe I'm just being hopeful though, I can't really imagine anyone outright defending a filthy scrote who was out spreading a literal pox. Dude is a biohazard, but he doesn't seem like he was actually being deceptive about what he was about at least?

No. 2035928

>>2035901
literally no one is defending him

No. 2035935

>>2035901
Women aren’t allowed to have casual sex without being “used?” Anyway neither you nor Heather have any proof he was having any kind of sex with other women. She’s seething over him liking Instagram posts.

No. 2035937

>>2035901
nothing wrong with searching casual sex on dating apps, but you have to be retarded enough to actually do it so…

No. 2035951

>>2035846
Yes. It would be even more crazy if someone was bored enough to build a spreadsheet of her posts. At the same time she's now claiming she was madly in love with Pump'n'Dump Ryan, she was still thirsting for a spoopy boyfriend nearly every day on IG.
> its like mental mental purgatory
Heather is mental illness turned into flesh. She's reconstructed her whole life to accommodate it.

No. 2035961

>>2035901
No one is defending him. Heather is being rightfully dragged itt for being retarded enough to think she'll find long term relationships in dating apps. There's no excuse for her being surprised by what this moid did.

No. 2035963

>>2035935
NTA and I don't think anyone is saying that either? poxryan sounds like a bit of a gooner and is spreading STIs, if women are going to use apps for casual sex they should have slightly higher standards and use protection at the absolute minimum. I suppose we should be grateful he only gave her the pox and not another "baby" scare at least. kek

No. 2035975

File: 1726714604787.mp4 (18.45 MB, spooktacular sheetz stories.mp…)

Tonight's update from the Sheetz parking lot

No. 2035978

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>>2035975
Date must have not gone that well because she didn’t hop right into bed with him. Probably wasn’t spooky enough

No. 2035981

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She also deleted an instagram story about him not liking her for whatever reason. Then posts those absolutely bizarre lipstick stories.

No. 2035984

>>2035978
not a single lookout tower stair pic? did this “date” even happen?

No. 2035986

>>2035981
She spirals so quickly jfc. Literally cannot imagine someone just finding her unlikeable. That went from an almost normal adult reaction to not clicking on a first date to the usual men don’t like me bc spooky wahh wahh posts within 20 minutes. Now we get to hear about this guy being her one true love that got away because he was stolen by the hoards of sluts that aren’t spooky like her

No. 2035998

>>2035978
but she couldn't hop in bed with him, he was irritated by her lipstick and therefore didn't even kiss her. The last videos with her telling the story about the one guy she dated, she blocked on instagram before, she looks very mentally unwell in those.

No. 2036008

>>2035975
She's so creepy here. This story also made me think just how lucky she is she never went out with a real psycho. Going to an empty cemetery in the first date sounds really dangerous.

No. 2036009

>>2036008
and she probably has no one who knows that she is on a date with a guy somewhere on a graveyard at that moment. She is lucky the only bad thing she got from a guy were monkeypox.

No. 2036012

>>2035981
I am a more recent visitor to Heather’s threads and am gonna read from thread 1 soon because I have to know how it started vs. how it’s going. Never in my life seen someone so desperate for a relationship to the point it’s hobbling them this bad. She needs like, Ryan rehab

No. 2036016

>>2036012
She needs six months of Ryhab

No. 2036022

Omg, NA/AA is like a total untapped well of Ryan's, and it's filled with people who are so desperate to cling to hope and have ungodly amounts of energy to throw themselves into the next stupid damaging situation.
Can see Heather being one of the people who meets another person in rehab on day 1 and gets together lol.
It's her own tragedy that she has never shown any interest In getting wasted and being the full substance abusing full bingo card bpdchan.

No. 2036038

File: 1726731445475.png (1.07 MB, 525x924, 2020goals.png)

>>2036012
>>2036016
Ryhab would never work nonnas, she'd just start to fantasize a whole life with one of the poor orderlies there. She can't be stopped until the ryan quest is complete! Friendly reminder these were her goals just four years ago.

No. 2036056

>>2036008
Blogpost but in my teens and 20s I was a nighttime cemetery person and one evening my friend and I (both girls) were approached by a grown ass man who was like, oh cool other cemetery people! I’ve never hauled ass in my life like that and I NEVER went to a cemetery at night again. Sure it’s fun but I’m not trying to meet singles in the graveyard!(blog)

No. 2036071

I want her to go full trad and realize that "e-boys and e-girls" (onlyfans thots and grifting fuckboys) are already there.
Maybe she could become goth pearl?
Maybe she would find some washed-up ex metalhead like varg and live in a spooky shack in the woods with him? In a way I can see her being happy there - just her and her tradryan isolated toghether from real world.

No. 2036075

>>2036071
Nona are you kidding, Heather doesnt have a homesteading bone in her body and is addicted to the internet

No. 2036078

>>2036075
Never stopped Varg.

No. 2036090

>>2036038
Bleak, did she have a mental breakdown or something?

No. 2036103

>>2036012
They tried to make her go to Ryhab but she said no no no

No. 2036110

>>2035975
She hates him for being a cheater but says they can be friends? Normally I'd think that's a woman being too nice letting a man down but this is Heather. She needs orbiters that badly huh

No. 2036118

>>2035975
>goes on a date (questionable, reason for doubt)
>mundane comment about lipstick
>rambles for nearly 5 minutes about moid #572 from years ago
>tries to tie it into the lipstick at the end
she's so goddamn theatrical here. the constantly zooming in and out and gross faces. the lip smacking and creepy smiles. i can't help but wonder if she's trying out her new autism larp? she's trying really hard to be quirky here and it's looking real ugly and deranged on her. also, kek how she can't keep track of the moids she was dating, nor the dating apps, and pretends like she cared that guy had a girlfriend already. what an odd set of videos.
>Fuck you fuckboys i hate all of you!!!!!
still seething about poxryan kek, i agree with the other nona about post-breakup heather, it's pretty funny.

>>2035981
KEK of course he didn't like you heather… come on now, get with the program!
>I'm so weird for loving this city and antiques and no one can date me unless they love them as much as ME! because having these interests makes me so weird!!!
yeah… liking antiques and gettysburg is real out there.. he definitely wasn't turned off by the fact that you probably spent half the date complaining about your most recent one night stand. there's just so much wrong. does she think that everyone who dates each other NEEDS to have the same interests or else it will all fall apart?

>>2035984
yeah, it's probably like >>2035005 said
>It'll be just like that embarrassing story of the man who approached her in an antique store
i was doubting his existence and now i'm doubting it even more. but if he is by chance somehow real and they never see each other again, i wouldn't be surprised if she never brings up that conservative christian stuff again (unless she meets another kek)

>>2036012
strap in nonnie you're in for a ride. reading heather's old threads is always a treat

No. 2036131

>>2036118
she likes claiming autism because its a convenient excuse for her actions and probably that shit online.
but her real problem is her fucking phone and dick obsession. social media addiction legit fucks people especially in the conversational skills department and no one wants to be around Desperation Incarnate. shes making herself lonely and unbearable

No. 2036146

>>2036090
No the haters that only accepted her as a pink-haired toy girl crushed her dreams. That used to be her motif that ran in parallel with the RyanQuest

No. 2036163

>>2036146
so basically "it's not me, it's them" kek

No. 2036188

>>2036012
I got inspired by this nonna and went back to thread 1 and what happened?! First of all she used to wear mascara and falsies?? And the whole divorce saga is so milky kek

No. 2036209

>>2036188
okay I'm gonna have to start from the beginning too kek. I just gotta know if she was legit always this crazy or its compounded over the years (I'm guessing covid caused a spike)

No. 2036224

>>2035136
A majority of the goths are against trump because goths subculture includes being really anti-conservative and against stuff like child labor laws and in general not being a pick me a**hole. Like I said, most though not all and if she tried to pass as goth on any other platform she'd get humbled real quick.

No. 2036257

>>2036188
AYRT, im reading thread one now cuz my weekend has begun kek, the thread pic alone shocked me to my core—she once actually could have been cute. Why did she stop wearing mascara??? Her eyes used to be a nice feature on her face

No. 2036263

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> going to where my ex lives this weekend
Oh oh she’s headed back to Scranton this weekend. Was that TrainRyan the autist?
Also picrel how have I never noticed this before? Small kek but still.

No. 2036266

>>2036263
>haunted_butterface

No. 2036281

>>2035975
she starts off saying she made the mistake of wearing lipstick, then ends speaking as though it was her plan all along and it's a tip for other girls.

No. 2036325

>>2036224
>against stuff like child labor laws
I think you mean the opposite nona kek unless goths do want child labor to make a comeback

No. 2036330

File: 1726800286211.mp4 (14.51 MB, 1080x1920, 01.mp4)

Heather has found herself in a financial pickle.
> Quoted
“ Hello, uhm, so, I’m home from work and I’m about to manage a little situation I’ve found myself in. So, I’m not quite sure what happened but I’ve been totally fine living on my own for the past two years, haven’t had any major financial troubles since I got settled in, it was really tough in the beginning because that was a whole other situation, so, I needed some help in the beginning ‘cause it was just bad but other than that, I’ve been fine, I’ve been able to pay all my bills plus have a little fun, and, build a little life for myself but something happened this past month where for some reason, I am broke and that’s never happened before.”
[1/7]

No. 2036332

>>2036330
Could it be related to her going out and buying old trash every day? Just throwing around ideas here guys

No. 2036334

File: 1726801163612.mp4 (11.66 MB, 1080x1920, 02.mp4)

>>2036330
> Explains her budgeting
There seems to be none
> Considers selling her Emerald the Enchanting Witch doll
“So basically, usually, one of my paycheques pays for my car and insurance and a few miscellaneous bills and then the other paycheque is my rent paycheque, so, I have a little bit of recovery in between the two but, um, usually I have like a couple hundred dollars buffer in my account, so, even after the rent comes out, like, I’m fine! You know? Um, but that hasn’t been the reality this month. I don’t know what I did but somehow the buffer is gone. It is gone! So, I need to rebuild that little buffer that I have in between those two paycheques, um. So, I’m trying to sell stuff! I have a lot of stuff to sell. I have this doll that apparently is worth quite a bit, and I’m going to sell her for quite a good deal [baby voice] if anyone really wants her! She’s super rare! Um, I’d like to get like at least 100 dollars for her.”
[2/7]

No. 2036342

File: 1726801945594.mp4 (18.02 MB, 1080x1920, 03.mp4)

>>2036334
> Will open Etsy shop
> Needs around $500 to be okay
“I’m also going to be going through my closet. Uh, a while back, a while back! I got all these, like, little shipping bags to try sell some of my old unworn Kill Star clothes. Uh, so, I wanna get those up and I was deciding where am I going to post those. I thought about making a Depop. Do you guys shop on Depop? Would you do that? It just makes shipping easy-peasy for me, you know? Depop just tells me, like, what it needs and it gives me a label, and, you know? But I haven’t done Depop in years but would you guys wanna buy on Depop? Would you just wanna buy directly from me on Instagram on my selling page? Uh, let me know. And then the other thing is, either between tonight or tomorrow, I need to start that fucking Etsy shop because I have so much stuff, even if Etsy is going to take a big fee, like, hey! I don’t care! I just gotta get stuff moving. I just wanna make, like, 500 dollars from selling stuff, then I’ll be okay. So, stay tuned for that!”
[3/7]
>>2036332
Driving hours to go visit Ryans that don’t seem to put the same effort into visiting her isn’t helping either.

No. 2036349

File: 1726802875801.mp4 (16.94 MB, 1080x1920, 04.mp4)

>>2036342
> Mentions vintage toy collection she used to be famous for
> Calls it dark and evil and how it caused her to be terrorised over it
> Toy collection linked to trauma
“Like, I had to keep pushing it off and I got so distracted and so lost by life, but dude! Like, I need to get stuff sold, like, immediately. I also have, um, my old ball joint doll collection, I’m gonna be selling off most of them. Like, anything I can do to get a couple hundred dollars just to give me a little buffer so I can get back on track because this has been a scary month and I’m just looking at things and I’m like: ‘oh my god! Oh my god!” So I am, um, going to start looking into anything I can sell and then figure out where I can sell it and then, oh my god, back home I have a vintage toy collection that I used to be famous for and it was really dark and evil, and like, people terrorised my life because they hated me over that collection, uh, so, uh, that’s a bunch of trauma linked to that collection, that’s why it’s still in storage but it’s worth, like, thousands of dollars, so if I could sell like that whole thing, that’d be great. Um, but I’d have to get back to Pittsburgh to get it and it’d be a whole big mess.”
[4/7]
Do you think Heather has insurance for her valuable toy collection?

No. 2036350

File: 1726803485408.mp4 (18.59 MB, 1080x1920, 05.mp4)

>>2036349
> $100 would change her life right now
“But anyway, the first thing I would like to sell is her [shows Emerald the Enchanting Witch doll] She does not light up, unfortunately, and I accidentally cracked her battery pack in half when I was testing her batteries but, um, other than that, like, she has a little damage to the tulle on her top, it’s like coming off a little bit and her flower is just slightly rough. You know, just a few little chips here and there but she’s not so bad specially for being such a rare doll. So, even though she doesn’t light up, she’s still a rare doll from 1972. So, if anyone is interested in Emerald, let me know. If I could get like, I was hoping to get $150 for her, they sell for, like, 2 or 3 hundred, um, but since she’s not work[cuts self off] if I could get 100 dollars plus shipping. Hundred bucks! That would change my life right now. So let know if you’re interested.”
[5/7]

No. 2036354

File: 1726804093726.mp4 (17.77 MB, 1080x1920, 06.mp4)

>>2036350

“And then I might try Facebook Marketplace. I’ve never sold on there yet, I’m a little bit nervous to but, um, I’m sure I have plenty of things around here I can post up but, um, I’m gonna go for a walk, get a little bit of sunshine, and then I’m gonna come back and take pictures for whatever, wherever, wether [sic] page I’m gonna sell on. Probably gonna start with ball jointed doll stuff so I could post those up on some Facebook groups, um, and yeah! I just gotta figure that damn Etsy thing. I was actually looking at it a couple of days ago on mobile and trying to figure it out because I’ve only have a cellphone, so, the sell on Etsy app wasn’t working at all, I don’t know if I need to reinstall it but, um, I really wanna get that going. It looked a little complicated but, I don’t know, I think I’m going make up, make the Depop, and I’m going to try get Etsy going and yeah, I have a lot to do tonight. So, talk to you later.”
[6/7]

No. 2036358

File: 1726804810521.mp4 (17.71 MB, 1080x1920, 07.mp4)

>>2036354
Here she discusses that visit to Scranton that >>2036263 mentioned.
> Quoted
“So now I’m kinda reconsidering if I should be going to this oddity show this weekend, right? But, the reason I’m going isn’t to buy anything because I won’t be buying anything. I’m literally just going trying to connect with other collectors, like, I need to immerse myself in any sort of event where antique collectors will be because that’s my community, that’s my world, like, [pans to trinkets on shelves] this is the stuff that I feel the most at home with, like, this, this is me, you know? And I wanna meet other people that, they understand it, they get it, you know? So, that’s why I’m going to this thing, just to try to connect to other collectors, just be immersed in it, you know? Uh, plus, like, ugh, I used to date this guy last year that lived in Scranton, and I was going to some great cemeteries up there every week and now that I have an excuse to go back to Scranton, I wanna go back to my old cemeteries.”
[7/7]

No. 2036361

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>>2036334
>>2036350
Emerald seems to be a very recent purchase along with a hair wreath she has got in a payment plan.

No. 2036364

>>2036330
Love how she’s always bragging about paying her own bills but here she says that she was being helped (parents money I assume)

No. 2036369

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>>2036361
it’s literally half of the money she needs - if she had to go on a payment plan for a hair wreath…. woof.

No. 2036372

>>2036330
she thinks shes doing totally fine as a 30-something year old woman who has, apparently, 0 savings and lives paycheck to paycheck? uhh yeah heather you need to be selling that shit off asap, get a savings account going and start thinking about your future. you're only getting older.

No. 2036381

I too have been creeping heathers first thread and has it been discussed that her ex husband is married to an actual goth girl 10+ years her junior? And she was trying to say she couldn’t be an antique collector with him? Lmao

No. 2036385

>>2036263
It wasnt TrainRyan, he lived in Long Island. Maybe AxeRyan? I'm trying to think of someone she dated for multiple weeks, since she says "I was going to some great cemeteries up there every week" regarding Scranton.

No. 2036398

>>2036334
>>2036372
Crazy that all it takes is a renfaire costume and a couple shitty local metal shows to make her go completely broke. Doubt she'll ever get the Etsy shop going, she's been talking about it for years now.

No. 2036403

>>2036263
>>2036385
Scranton is BabyRyan. The one she chased away after a fake pregnancy scare.

No. 2036419

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>>2036398
She's so incredibly flakey that she's begging her "friends" to text and call her to hold her accountable.

No. 2036421

>>2036381
>ex husband is married to an actual goth girl
THIS. Reading the first thread made me wonder how she got from pastel retro toy collector to this wannabe killstar thot?? I Wonder if at some point she looked back and saw her ex new gf and had an existential crisis?
>>2036257
Yes she used to look so polished and non grandma like!!

No. 2036424

>>2036421
There used to be a video of her having a tantrum while her and her ex and others were urban exploring, irl she looked pretty plain and her personality was totally revolting. It seems it was unlisted, then deleted from youtube which is a shame.

No. 2036430

>>2036424
damn, i remember seeing that video too. it's been a bit. wasn't she constantly yelling at everyone around her?

No. 2036450

>>2036430
Yes it was peak BPD meltdown gold. She was whining in her already shrill, about to cry but never start crying voice about the whole process. She didn't know how to set up the camera but didn't want to accept the help about it because she knows everything. She started fumbling with the camera like a frustrated child trying to put a square block through a circle hole. She wanted to go to spots that no one else wanted to go to (iirc she wanted to climb up a high, shady ladder in the snow). Constantly says her video is going to be shit because no one wants to coddle the spooky damsel in distress. For something she claims to love to do, she sure did make the whole experience miserable. Ashley, make yourself useful for once and reupload the video for the keks.

No. 2036493

>>2036450
she was really showing her true colors in that video. it's very often that i will see her do the whole "i'm a quirky girl eating bread on the floor and am just a lonely sweet spooky goff who wants to connect with people who like the same things i do!" acting all innocent. she often keeps up this sweet persona, she'll break character sometimes but not too much. occasionally when watching her portray herself like that, i'll think back to that video. it really proved just how much of a monster she can be behind the scenes. i did suspect she was that kind of person and my suspicions were confirmed. thank you for refreshing my memory with that video. it's been a bit since i've seen it. you described it well kek. hope it can resurface here as well for the nonas who haven't seen it
>She didn't know how to set up the camera but didn't want to accept the help about it because she knows everything. She started fumbling with the camera like a frustrated child trying to put a square block through a circle hole
KEK in true narcissist fashion.

>>2036257
>Why did she stop wearing mascara??? Her eyes used to be a nice feature on her face
i'll admit she looks better with lashes but no matter which style heather wears, i can not unsee the crazy in her eyes. i don't know how else to describe it, but it's unsettling

No. 2036494

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From thread one. Lol this didnt age well at all.

No. 2036524

>>2036494
It's actually insane how much she hasn't changed in 5 years. I will give her credit in the fact that she got a job and drives now, but there are no other signs of growth. Even though her autism is self diagnosed, I still kind of believe it given her Chris-chan like obsession with a love quest and connection to objects over people. Obviously that isn't the only thing wrong though. It's also funny to see the overbearing love Adam tried to display over social media. It's the same exact shit she does to every new Ryan.

No. 2036548

>>2036524
>same exact shit
In a lot of ways Adam was probably her perfect match. They're both fucking awful little ugly bitch pigs.

No. 2036583

>>2036350

She already deleted all of these. Why would you admit to being so bad at managing such a little amount of money. Then driving 100s of miles away from home with no safety net. Wonder when the last time she changed her oil was.

No. 2036591

>>2036430
Yeah, but mainly her ex, while others did the equivalent of keeping their distance and talking about the weather.
>>2036450
When she finally said what she was freaking out about, it was "You guys are getting all of the good video and I've got nothing, I've got shit, my channel is dying. It's DYING." She was screaming about other people filming things while she was filming things. I've seen this before but never in anyone over age 7.

No. 2036730

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>>2036493
>>2036494
I cant believe shes literally been doing the exact same shit for 5 fucking years with over 20 fucking guys. holy fuck, shes on her way onto becoming a neo-legacy cow in a couple more years and graduate to /pt/

No. 2036747

>>2036730
yes, she's really always been the same, even before she was married. she just has periods of boring rinse and repeat bullshit where nothing really happens. but she really does have a comfy cow feeling overall, and has great milk production when she puts her mind to it. I should go back through her old threads too

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No. 2036879

>>2036730
She used to be in /pt/ I don't know why she got moved. The other classic /pt/s have been so dry for a while that they're not worth a post. Heather has her boring moments but she never fails to disappoint in the longrun. And there's always a desperate moid around so it's clockwork for her to start the cycle over again.

No. 2036902

>>2036493
Oh she for sure has crazy and also disturbed eyes, they just look nicer when she’s not making them all weird and tiny and sleepy turtle looking w her insanely unflattering glasses kek

No. 2036909

>>2036358
Transcript anon, you're great.

No. 2037216

Saged for spoon-feeding request but do any Nonas know if Heather has ever pursued an autism diagnosis?

No. 2037246

>>2037216
Not that we have seen. She did most of her medical work when she was married to Adam. She just mentioned the autism diagnosis like last year in a random IG story.

No. 2037303

>>2036424
Here you go nonna. I remember seeing a link a nice nonna archived if the original video ever went down. Was bored and wanted to rewatch recently. https://archive.org/details/what-not-to-do-while-urban-exploring

No. 2037304

>>2037303
i've never seen this before and it's fucking gold. i feel like every (potential) ryan should see this

No. 2037309

>>2037303
Heather Explodes kek what a bratty little disgusting shit she is.

No. 2037328

>>2037303
yesss, I was so bummed when I saw it was removed from a playlist I had on youtube, thank you nonna!

No. 2037338

>>2037303
wow. this is the side of her that seems to come out with every single ryan I bet. if that honestly happens, I cant believe she doesnt see it as a problem.

No. 2037348

>>2037303
This is my first time hearing her voice. What a miserable narc. Her ex sounds like such a little bitch too. Sorry for spoonfeeding, but she doesn't get alimony, right?

No. 2037377

>>2037303
Of course Heather is a nasty whiney aggressive hag it shows in her face kek.

No. 2037379

>>2035975
Those first 4 seconds I'm cackling, can someone please make a banner out of that?

No. 2037406

>>2037303
As milky as this was, let it be known to the newfags seeing this for the first time that her ex husband and his tranny friend were there egging her on and have been active in past heather threads. Don't get me wrong, she's an absolute psycho, but it's difficult not to side-eye anything Adam related given his history here too.

No. 2037419

>>2037348
no, lifetime alimony isn’t a thing in California unless you’ve been married longer than ten years, and even so it’s hard to get
California alimony usually stops after half the length of the marriage

No. 2037427

File: 1727048978942.jpeg (696.11 KB, 828x1402, IMG_6312.jpeg)

Who do we think this is pining for, poxryan, the guy she just had one date with or a secret third ryan? I’m going with poxryan

No. 2037459

>>2037303
thank you nona, was hoping someone would resurface it! more people need to see this, it really shows that side of her that we never get to see because of how she presents herself through social media. i think this is more her true colors.

>>2037338
i agree with you and often felt like this. whenever shit goes wrong with a ryan, sometimes i remember that video. i can picture him suggesting therapy or implying she has a problem in any way and then when i see something like "he broke up with me because he's jealous of my plants" or whatever made up reason, i just know she was a total bpdemon behind the scenes.

>>2037309
>Heather Explodes
KEK

>>2037427
100% poxryan. she can't get over him. she keeps passively aggressively mentioning him in all of her recent activity. this is what happens when someone says "no" to a narcissist

No. 2037477

>>2037427
I swear her nose gets bigger every year

No. 2037488

>>2036809
How has she been unable to get a fucking online shop of the ground in the amount of time she has been talking about it? She may as well open an Etsy shop of photos taken of all her different Ryan’s feet on that damn stairwell at this point. At least she would have an inventory.

No. 2037493

>>2037477
And she picks the most unflattering glasses for it too, even with the glasses associate recommending her more flattering pairs. Such a bitch.

No. 2037495

>>2037477
God having female friends could do her a world of good both physically and mentally. Such a shame she thinks too highly of herself to experience those wholesome and needed humbling interactions that help build one’s character.

No. 2037498

>>2037406
Yep. Didn't he masturbate in the living room in front of her after she kicked him out of their room or something? Regardless, it's very clear that it takes a crazy to marry a crazy.

No. 2037543

>>2037498
He was also mass messaging women to do nude cosplay together under the guise of suddenly becoming a nudist or something? It's been a min since I've read the early threads, but he was just as loony toons as she was/is. Takes crazy to marry crazy indeed. There's been a reason no other ryan has since even though she's often aiming so low.

No. 2037584

>>2037427
Outfit is the same short sleeves, red glasses, clown lipstick and necklace as the time she drove to Maryland to see poxRyan >>2025201
See, that's why she didn't block him nonnas, so she could hope he would still see photos like this.
Also
> I swear I loved you
lol this meetup was barely even a month ago, and they hardly knew each other before that. I have hair extensions older than most of her "loving" relationships lol

No. 2037618

>>2037427
heather, your stalker side is showing.

No. 2037689

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No. 2037692

>>2037689
38 days until Halloween, this might create some amazing milk. Her falling in love with someone living thousand miles away (and her first time having sex with someone not from the USA, right?)

No. 2037701

>>2037689
> for the past 5 years
She really has no self-awareness kek. Self-advertising as an emotional cheater at the very least. It'd be pure Stacy behavior if she didn't constantly scream cry about wanting to be a devoted girlfriend/wife/mommy every chance she can.

No. 2037704

>>2037689
I always wondered why she didn't go full 90dayfiance and import a desperate dude from Eastern Europe or something. But maybe you need to consoom MEDIA to know that that's a thing. This feels so out of the blue, though - it's like rumhamRyan becoming her 'best friend' after he died. Because ForeignRyan is entering her orbit, he's suddenly a mega hottie and they have 5 years of history. Heather has been so milky lately, I'm excited to see what happens here. Please make it to US soil, mega hottie!!!

No. 2037724

>>2037689
finally 90 day fiance Heather. which country do you think he is from, Nonnas? let's make some bets. I am thinking Canada or UK

No. 2037734

>>2037689
An international pump and dump. I bet he never speaks to her again when he returns home.

No. 2037739

>>2037724
It would be so like heather to act like Canada is overseas, foreign, and exotic tbh. I remember her going on about having no interest in ever leaving the country around the trainryan era. Wonder if megahottie will change that.

No. 2037745

maybe it's finally andrew grave's turn

No. 2037757

>>2037689
wait so shes been texting this guy this entire time, during her 20-ryans quest? did she mean to type that out?

No. 2037760

>>2037689
Omg no way Heather she caught herself a passport bro/greencard bro? Looking forward to the delicious milk.

No. 2037764

>>2037760
Bold of you to assume this guy isn’t going to fuck her the one time and ghost lol. He literally has zero to lose, free sex, never see her again.

She’s right? She has earned this. She cannot recognize this pattern at all. This is gonna be the ultimate ghosting.

No. 2037810

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No. 2037816

>>2037810
does she not realize that her meh looks aren’t the problem, it’s her absolutely horrendous personality? rhetorical question, of course she doesn’t

No. 2037818

>>2037810
>immediately starts comparing herself to other girls like an insecure highschooler
honey, youre ignoring the elephant in the room. its you. its your personality.

No. 2037819

>>2037816
It’s other women’s fault for existing actually

No. 2037820

>>2037810
>i'm a kind loving nurturing empathetic soul uwu
>meanwhile in reality >>2037303
Heather you are homely as a mule, a crazy nasty-tempered bpd bitch, boring and dumb as rocks, and also a huge slut who opens her legs for any spooky boy in a 1000 mile radius, pick a struggle for Gods sake.

No. 2037822

>>2037816
All she cares about is appearance, but not just in terms of looks. She has no standards for men other than having the right goth look. Her whole presentation is all for show. She has no real personality other than what she displays on instagram.

No. 2037824

>>2037822
Clusterbees have no core identity so everything + everyone they take interest in is on a purely superficial basis. It's pretty sad.

No. 2037825

>>2037816
This. Women far uglier and fatter than Heather still can get decent looking loving devoted bfs and husbands because they are nice and usually pleasant to be around. Heather's awful insufferable personality is why she keeps attracting men who are also horrible.

No. 2037838

>>2037810
>give me a chance
Gosh the cringgggge she’s so desperate and literally e-begging for a boyfriend. I’m sure she gets messages but probably posts these to make that one random ryan finally message her kek she has the romantic thinking of a 12 year old

No. 2037848

>>2037810
This implies that attractive women are only that, pretty and have no heart, empathy, love to give or even personalities. Only Heather, she’s the one with a REAL personality. Every and all other women are cardboard façades.

She is so atrocious, this is why she’s alone. She genuinely sounds like Eliot Roger

No. 2037858

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>>2037810
She deleted this one, kept some other cringe though

No. 2037860

>>2037858
>story on the right
what the fuck. this is how she catches monkeypox (or something worse) again

No. 2037865

>>2037820
that vid gets funnier every time i see. first shes the type that when mad, argues for the sake of arguing. virtually nothing can stop those types. you literally have to wait it out. you have to stop responding to them. but thats really hard because of how baiting and insulting to you they will be that you have no choice but to respond to them, so I'm not even surprised her ex joined in. she does the exact same thing in all her stories tbh…
this is why no other woman wants to be friends with her, and the sex is not enough for the guys to stay long
>>2037860
she wants to get laid on holloween

No. 2037873

>>2037865
>shes the type that when mad, argues for the sake of arguing. virtually nothing can stop those types. you literally have to wait it out. you have to stop responding to them. but thats really hard because of how baiting and insulting to you they will be that you have no choice but to respond to them
If you've dealt with bpdchans before this is exactly how they all act. They literally throw 5 year old tier temper tantrums and insult and rage at you for hours, and if you ignore them or grey rock them they only start saying nastier things or start resorting to physical violence to get a reaction out of you. If she's doing this with all her Ryans I'm not surprised they all ghost her.

No. 2037894

>>2037858
TBF, a mask would be a huge improvement for that guy.

No. 2037902

File: 1727142714155.jpeg (1.32 MB, 1179x2122, IMG_2852.jpeg)

No one was asking. She looks unhinged

No. 2037917

>>2037902
Just an excuse to post herself topless.

The problem with her isn't wearing glasses. It's that she picks the fugliest, least flattering frames ever. The current ones look like she is wearing coke bottle lenses. The ones before that looked like glow-in-the-dark grandma glasses. Every frame also looks way too small on her bobblehead. I don't know why she doesn't try some oversized or trendy wireframe glasses. At least get a black frame or something. It's harder to mess up.

No. 2037965

>>2037689
She texted a dude in Saudi back when she was a "gamer". She threw herself at him and begged him to move her over there. Just one of the dudes she threw her nudes at like all the other dudes. Got used and washed up and this dudes gunna do the same. So sad she's 34 and still behaving like this.

No. 2037970

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>>2037902(non-contribution)

No. 2037981

>>2037970
kek(non-contribution, low effort post)

No. 2038103

>>2037917
Oh god yes. It's like self-sabotage at an advanced level. Thirst after DreamRyan while making sure she looks her worst.

No. 2038111

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>>2037970
Crazy eyes

No. 2038134

>>2038111
Oh thank God she used (Taylor’s version) so we know girlie stands by her QUEEN

This is the last thing Final BoyRyan will see before she lowers him into a shallow grave lol

No. 2038159

>>2038111
Every time I see her mooning in a cemetery I imagine some grieving family right out of frame while Heather sets up her tripod and begins twirling for the perfect angle shot.

No. 2038196

>>2038111
This bitch and her constant ghouling and gooning in cemeteries with her ugly potato body stuffed into her polyester killstar ripoff corset dresses and cankles in pantyhose that probably smell like stale popcorn pisses me off so much. Nasty death exploiting vulture, fat evil bitch. She deserves to suffer and I hope she gets pump and dumped and seethes about it until the day she kicks the bucket herself.(alogging)

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No. 2038347

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No. 2038348

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No. 2038349

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No. 2038355

>>2038345
You just know she’s absolutely insufferable to hang out with, begging to have photos taken of her pretending to look nonchalant. They probably only caved in to hang out with her because she was undoubtedly blowing up their phones and shit with how lonely she is.

No. 2038359

>>2038345
i wonder what the soylent trio think of heather

No. 2038363

>>2038345
>>2038348
They look like siblings kek. Kind of surprised she hasn't made a pass at this foxhole guy though, he kinda looks like her type.

No. 2038404

>>2037917
If you require coke bottle lenses, they will actually be more obvious with larger glasses because even more of your face will appear heavily distorted. Contacts are really the only way to appear normal.

No. 2038407

>>2038345
This is it Heather, time to start polyamory kek

No. 2038420

>>2038363
Agreed. He looks enough like a serial killer to be her next Ryan

No. 2038456

File: 1727281374795.jpeg (1.85 MB, 1179x2061, IMG_2855.jpeg)

Literally has nothing at all with how she looks. She’s insane.

No. 2038461

>>2038456
If only you had dyed your hair black like you promised the boys would be lining up for you Heather

No. 2038478

>>2038456
Literally why the fuck would she post this why would anyone post this this is like the most melodramatic poor me thinking we don’t show the world bc it passes when the moment is over but she is just WALLOWING in it bc she’s obsessed. I can’t imagine being her age and posting something like this, let alone even doing it as a 20 year old or something but at least then it’s expected to be cringe

No. 2038512

>>2038456
She literally has a new boyfriend every week. Plenty of moids go for her, they just run screaming away when they smell the batshit crazy (or else they’re batshit crazy themselves because she has no standards.) But nah, must be her hair color. Everyone knows black hair dye makes BPD symptoms go away.

No. 2038517

>>2038456
She's not even ugly (not wking just making an observation), she does attract Ryans but can't keep them. So it's her personality. Does she sleep on the first date or something?

No. 2038540

>>2038456
Those three nerds who hung out with her yesterday are chopped liver I guess. She's just sooooo aloooone. She wonders why she's lonely and can't keep anyone around, yet completely devalues the people in her life unless she wants to date them.

No. 2038545

>>2038456
So awkward posting this after hanging out with those three soyboys. Not that one of them thinks that story was for them kek but I can imagine Heather yelling and complaining about another boy she loves infront of them. She just needed the male attention for an evening I guess.

No. 2038553

>>2038545
I'm sure she pictures herself as the queen bee that they all revolve around in that type of hangout scenario. She's the cool girl that can hang with the guys but they all secretly want to impress her, etc.

No. 2038556

>>2038348
all i see is two people using each other to pretend they are cool and have friends

No. 2038557

>>2038517
agree she should stop asking why can't i get a boyfriend and start asking herself Why can't I KEEP a relationship? Like obviously it's not your looks, you are getting the first date which is mostly based on physical attraction if we're honest. She doesn't understand that there's more to life than looks apparently. Shallow, narcissistic and no substance beyond the surface, that's why you can't KEEP someone interested

No. 2038573

She’s begging people to buy her items, crying cause she can’t afford rent, complaining about Etsy being hard to use…. And continues to buy more trash for her hoard.

No. 2038574

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No. 2038582

>>2038517
Yes, at least sometimes without protection as she recently had a totally overblown "pregnancy scare" with a Ryan she just met.
A few years and a few threads ago she would get hair samples of new Forever Ryans for a locket, I think? It's such a blur with her, that was like 10 Ryans ago.
And she mirrors everything about her new beloved while demanding their total attention. I imagine it's something like meeting someone with no personality, who suddenly takes on your personality, and then demands your constant praise and lovebombing for that thing they're reflecting back at you.
She's at once the most complex and stupidly simplistic cow in /snow/.

No. 2038716

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Wonder if she’s gonna try to move back in with her parents

No. 2038724

>>2038347
Her fucking skinny jeans kek she's stuck in 2017

No. 2038726

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No. 2038730

>>2038716
Online dating is pointless, it's a meat market and the men who do it are all horny porn addicts who expect you to have a 10/10 body and fuck them on the first night. People like Hag should never do it.

No. 2038732

>>2038345
they're all a little weird looking but generally not bad and could be decent looking with a bit of a style makeover, why the fuck is she complaining about getting no male attention? she gets far more IOIs, dated and offers than a woman who looks and acts the way she does deserves.

No. 2038733

>>2038726
>Why is no one here?
>has dated at least a dozen ryans since moving out there
She's exhausted all her dating app matches within a however mile radius and word spreads? Sure she could move wherever but another year or two into dating every mid spoopy boy in her vicinity and she'd have to move towns again. The heather cycle is truly fascinating.

No. 2038738

>>2038348
Heather is so creepy she literally looks like a parasite attaching herself to its host in that picture.

>>2038733
This, she's getting a reputation as the town bike, gotta move onto greener pastures so she can suck blood from new Ryans, like the fat boring tick she is.

No. 2038757

>>2038716
every time she says guys don't like her creepy hobbies, I'm not sure I fully believe her. i feel like her reputation really precedes her and guys are being warned about the 'nerdy goth girl who collects doll and victorian shit' instead. you don't collect bodies as high as her count and think it wont have consequences. like Hag cmon the problem is you

No. 2038767

>>2038726
>the only people who tend to be interested in me live hours away
that's precisely because they're nowhere near you

>>2038716
>i don't think i'm that bad that it should be this impossible
maybe reflect, or get a journal. try to find the common denominator. but instead she'll whine and whine on instagram endlessly until the next unsuspecting ryan comes her way and she chews through him so quickly he won't know what hit him. she's such a broken record. all of her post would make any sane person run in the opposite direction. she always baiting for ryans, she really is doomed to this cycle no matter where she ends up

No. 2038768

>>2038733
>>2038757
>>2038738
Not sure they even need to have a network of failryans to spread the word when all they have to do is see her social media and daily >tfwnospoopybf posts.
>>2038512
ily black hair nona

No. 2038937

>>2038456
>>2038716
>>2038726
If I were friends with her I would feel so insulted by her constant whining about how she is so lonely and has no one in her life. She had so much more dates and "relationships" in the past year than anyone else I know, still she will never understand that it's not a problem where she lives or what her hobbies are, the problem is her personality and the lack of black hair.
I hope not everyone in her area heard about her behaviour and we will get some Halloween milk in 35 days.

No. 2038951

>>2038937
Still holding out on mega hottie milk. I hope he doesn't ghost her.

No. 2038954

>>2038951
hope they will have a romantic, spooky date on a graveyard on Halloween, he will convince her to dye her hair black and then they will marry, he will get a green card and shortly after that he will be GhostRyan, because he will never be seen again

No. 2038966

>>2038954
It takes years to get a greencard nonna. It would have to take a special kind of ryan to put up with her for that long.

No. 2038982

>>2038966
Okay, let's skip the green card part, I don't think anyone would be tough and stupid enough to go through this, I just really like to call him GhostRyan before he even appeared and then disappeared.

No. 2039022

>>2038951
Doubt he exists, she was baiting a Ryan with that post. The implications are that she was emotionally cheating on… well, dozens of Ryans, but right after she claims she was ~shattered~ because PoxRyan was sleeping with other women and hitting on them. This was targeted at someone, probably poxxy, that's why she posted it on FB while her IG is still bloohoohooing about being 4ever alone.

No. 2039034

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No. 2039052

>>2039034
>so quirky! this one statement i made to myself is proof of how unique and special i am, no one else has these interests and it is why i will die alone and it is not because of my glaring personality disorder!

>>2038937
>>2038954
>>2038982
KEK i love this scenario. counting down for hallloween milk and still fingers crossed for black hair milk too.
>If I were friends with her I would feel so insulted by her constant whining about how she is so lonely and has no one in her life. She had so much more dates and "relationships" in the past year
also i agree completely, i think of how there's people she hung out with literally a day or two ago and she acts like she's DESPERATE for human contact when there's people in this world who are way more isolated than she can comprehend. there's constantly a rotation of people who have not only expressed interest, but indulged her in them and she chooses to still whine and mope. nothings ever good enough for her. she has no idea how much she shows her hand kek.

>>2039022
i agree, i'm doubtful he's real (would be great for halloween milk though, here's hoping) because she's been firm on the "make poxryan jealous" train so far, but i wouldn't put it past her to be texting guys left and right making sure she has them lined up for her while she's still in a relationship

No. 2039092

>>2038716
>Facetime date never talked to me again
I can just see her throwing herself a pity party on camera while the moid can't get a word in edgewise and just noping out of there the first chance he gets.
No heather, it wasn't your hobbies. You're just a rotten cunt.
Even the town bicycle has repeat offenders, i imagine the word that gets out about her is how deranged she is.
Still, i'm also 100% still hoping for halloween milk and agree black hair is the way to go

No. 2039272

>>2039034
Being into morbid curiosities like post mortem photography, Victorian mourning jewelry, cemeteries, taxidermy and other preservation hobbies…a LOT of married women are interested in this stuff alongside true crime and paranormal stuff…genuinely I don’t know what she’s talking about. Most antique malls are owned and operated by married ladies in the central PA area. Most Gettysburg enthusiasts….married adults…

I will say her own home decor and how she presents her antiques makes her seem mega unhinged, like if you’re not careful you’ll end up a lampshade in her collection lol. She needs some nice glass display cases, like antique wood ones, maybe even a glass top display desk. She needs to disperse things throughout her place, not just have a Walmart shelf shrine like she’s some sort of insane person collecting other people’s mementos (oh wait…). There are so many things she could choose to focus on to make her own life less intense. I am starting to thing maybe she is autistic lol, her executive functioning skills are weak to say the least.

No. 2039572

Heather's story is so bleak because she's so dumb and emotionally unstable, she's proven she'll truly never get it nor change.

No. 2039601

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No. 2039623

>>2039572
I genuinely think Heather is the most depressing cow on this site. She's not even a horrorcow or anything who's done something particularly vile or egregious, except being a jealous insecure oversharing bpdemon.

It's so grim watching someone repeatedly bash their head against a wall over and over again expecting different results. She's really going to be like this until the end of her days and there's nothing we can do but look on. I wish she would get some self esteem and self love, genuine esteem and self love, not 'self love' depending on her hair color or how many Ryans are in her mentions. It's so tragic to see a 34 year old woman permanently stuck in her insecure awkward tween girl phase and never making any signs of progress.

No. 2039626

>>2039601
Heather, no woman 'dies alone' unless she chooses to. You could easily find a decent looking husband who loves you and cares about you and puts up with your batshit bpd behavior and lame hobbies, many women far uglier and fatter than you have done it before. You just have to stop selecting moids based on a completely arbitrary spoopy aesthetic, but you will never do this so my advice is wasted on you anyway.

No. 2039665

>>2039601
If men don’t like her and she is supposedly bi then why not try women? We all know she isn’t bisexual so why did she ever claim to be such?

No. 2039678

>>2039572
She’s a low IQ narcissist which is truly probably the worst because she’s vain and stupid

No. 2039680

>>2039665
Why would she date a woman when she said she won’t even be friends with one? She’s also specially said a few times that she’s totally bi but would never date a woman cause she needs a man. She said she was bisexual for the same reason she does everything, ryanfishing

No. 2039693

>>2039626
>no woman 'dies alone' unless she chooses to
this is blatantly untrue and something i've only ever heard from incels.

No. 2039702

>>2039601
This is the saddest, dumbest cope

No. 2039726

>>2039693
NTA, but I think that nonna's sentiment was that men are easy to obtain and are plentiful, which is generally true. Heather really wouldn't have all the trouble she has just because she's a bit frumpy and likes antiques. It's solely her psycho behavior driving these ryans away each more quickly than the last. It's not like her standards are terribly high either.

>>2039665
It's pretty obvious she was only saying that to try to get more ryan attention. She's dropped it since and has turned around into pretending to be more conservative now.

No. 2039798

>>2039726
i don't disagree with what you said but what the person i responded to said was not that. i have literally heard the exact same phrasing word-for-word from incels and it doesn't mean what you said at all.

No. 2039799

>>2039798
oh and sorry to double post but i forgot to add: what you're saying is that her horrible personality is driving potential partners away, which is true. what the original poster said was that heather could have the exact same personality and interests and have a loving husband, if only she pursued more men she wasn't attracted to. and that this also applied to all women so much so that if a woman dies alone, it's her choice and she just needs to change her standards. see why i said they sounded like an incel?

No. 2039891

>>2039799
>>2039798
Nta but I definitely see the incel angle now. I wonder if we have men posting ITT.

No. 2040032

>>2039891
At least one of them (someone who had gone on a date with Heather) posted a few threads ago. He made a screenshot and accidentally included his pfp.
>>2039799
>>2039798
Agreed but there is a strange inceldom in this thread anyway. Heather going to the ren faire and expecting spoopy boys to approach her and then crashing because they didn't was crazy. Supposedly Elliot Rodger did that. Her hatred of other women is right out of Chris Chan's hatred of boys as potential rivals for bf-free girls. And then there's DeadEyesRyan with his supposed groyper status if she's tell the truth about that.
There are incel markers all over the place, though Heather herself gets more strange loser dick than any cow that isn't being paid for it.

No. 2040058

>>2040032
The derailing about incels is bad enough without this conspiracy shit, anon.

No. 2040093

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Heather posted a few Instagram Stories. Here are some of the relevant ones.
[1/4]
>>2039891
Definitely.

No. 2040094

File: 1727607091713.mp4 (6.6 MB, 810x1440, 02.mp4)

>>2040093
I’ve combined some stories into groups that fit a “theme” as to not bombard the thread with videos. She posted these in between the photos here >>2040093 (also combined)
> Transcribed
“Why be basic and normal when you can be weird and beautiful and be surrounded by weird and beautiful things.
The biggest compliment is whenever guys look at my pictures and they ask what antique store I am in.”
[2/4]
I never want to see her complain again about how insulting she finds when guys discuss her hoard.

No. 2040095

File: 1727607251703.mp4 (15.62 MB, 810x1440, 03.mp4)

>>2040094
This one is worth a listen even if you’d rather skip her videos, the voice she puts on is something else.
“After the day I’ve had, after what I did today for the corporation…You guys have no idea how good it feels to be in my room, with a clean face, comfy clothes on, surrounded by my many treasures, this is my, this is my safe place. This is where I belong and I’m home.”
[3/4]

No. 2040096

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No. 2040104

>>2040094
>>2040095
completely unhinged. i could be totally wrong but for some reason it feels like there's a new ryan on the horizon, or at least someone she has her eyes set on. prayer circle for halloween milk/black hair milk. there needs to be a ryan who's as superficial as she is and says something along the lines of "i won't date you unless you have black hair" or something. either way, if she's bored and wants some attention, dying her hair would be the ultimate move, we'd be celebrating in the streets kek
anyways, regardless if there's (hopefully) a new ryan on the horizon these stories are just so creepy and unsettling. it's more refreshing than her constant victimhood posts about how everyone hates her for every reason outside of who she is as a person, but still just deranged. she didn't tell us about the day she had but she had to start off the video with something so she could show off her "display" again. "you guys won't believe the day i had at work! anyways please feast your eyes at my physical possessions that i have deemed my safe space, i am moisturized, i am cozy." i did have a big chuckle when she put her hand on the picture frame after filming it for way too long with the sentimental music KEK
>This one is worth a listen even if you’d rather skip her videos, the voice she puts on is something else.
it's true, the way she's talking is insane

>>2040096
i already thought she had her crazyEyes set on someone, and these posts aren't helping. let's hope this coming halloween will be the one.

No. 2040106

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She is posting her feet again, I assume it's for a moid she is trying to fish. Her Etsy page listed 2 sales made I don't know why she is acting like she had to drop so many packages off

No. 2040126

>>2040095
what exactly is heathers living situation, does she live with others and rent a room or something? she's always just in this one weird room. Her home is one bedroom full of antiques?
what did she do for "the corporation" that was so rough, is this her way of saying i had a hard day at work lmao. tell us more heather.

No. 2040149

>>2040126
She lives by herself and I’m pretty sure that the shelves with all the trinkets are in bedroom >>>/snow/1930813. Whenever she shows bits of the rest of her house, it’s not as decorated. You can see a bit in the background of the videos she made around this time >>>/snow/1922990

No. 2040150

>>2040126
>>2040149
Iirc, she moved her bed into the living room because her neighbors scared her/were too loud. At one point she claimed one of her neighbors was showing signs of stalking her, but that claim was all but dropped.

No. 2040160

Kekkkk the neighbours stalking her? 'they are always around'their home,are they Heather?
That old but new video of her going apeshit Urban Xploring™ was eye opening in a few ways. It shows she basically doesn't give a shit about her interests other than as a way to reflect attention back at herself. Duh, but there was really no pretense. "I should risk my life for a youtube video?!" when the guy suggests she walks up some stairs.

Honestly not surprising she feels lonely af at home, I thought for ages those pictures she posts from that room were from a shop, specifically her work, target, not anything so interesting as an antique shop. It must feel so bland and liminal in there just stuffed with pieces that all just meld together into what looks like a pile of "shabby chic" middle age woman-faire tat, so she must feel like she is standing bored, waiting for her mother to come out of the changing room,
FOREVER.
Even antique shops that have, obv, even more antiques don't feel like that, so fuck knows how she does it. Just imbues everything she touches with the ineffable energy of Basic.

Poor soylent trio. I'm surprised Heather hasn't been reached out to by a TV company for the roster on one of the many lame dating shows that they do.
That would be a delight.

No. 2040177

>>2040106
Half speed to check out this corner I haven't seen in detail before. Her plants look nice, but what is with the flashing?
To nobody's surprise her antique aesthetic is the same as her personality- an ugly, mismatched mess, devoid of soul, cobbled together from the good bits of other people's things.

>>2040160
"Imbues everything she touches with an ineffable energy of basic" is a perfect description! A modern day King Midas, causing her own repetitive, banal tragedy everywhere she goes.

No. 2040184

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Genuinely wondering if she is autistic because she cannot seem to understand how dating apps work. These idiots just make a stupid opener to engage in conversation, hagther

No. 2040198

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No. 2040203

>>2040198
>Too niche to love
>Too niche
>Heather bland ass Target styled blonde
Heather please….be so for real rn…she really posted this!!!(integrate)

No. 2040204

>>2040096
>old music
>Arctic monkeys
Do you guys think she cleans all her crap or is it just gathering dust?

No. 2040210

>>2040095

Is she taking talking points from Tuna?

No. 2040232

>>2040184
she's not autistic, just wholly and entirely self-absorbed and constantly feels the desperate need to prove a point to everybody. lately that point is
>i'm just sooo different look how quirky i am!

>>2040150
>At one point she claimed one of her neighbors was showing signs of stalking her, but that claim was all but dropped.
KEK that's classic heather move

>>2040198
it's just pathetic. nothing about her is even that out of the ordinary. basic white bread blonde girl who likes antiques. the thing that is actually unusual about her is her behavior, not her interests.
she's completely empty and obsessed with nothing but her own vanity. that's why she obsessively posts these things on social media. she doesn't seem passionate about her interests, doesn't seem to engage in anything unless there's potentially a ryan around the corner. she only wants to talk about herself. it's that and buying stuff to use as a replacement for her hollow personality because she's just filling that void. she's always "showing off" on social media because there's no introspection or personal time for her. it's just her and her infinite ryanquest, that's why being in her threads for long enough feels like beating your head against a wall while a broken record plays the words "i'm the victim! i'm the victim!" over and over

No. 2040254

File: 1727639142767.jpeg (1.03 MB, 828x1180, IMG_6406.jpeg)

Nope too niche, sorry Heather no one with those attributes has ever found love. They all die alone because they’re too niche

No. 2040255

>>2040106
This part was so depressing to me because she’s sitting on a little couch with a Halloween blanket, no tv or anything in sight. Just boring dusty crap. No wonder she’s so fucking bored, her interests include shopping and that’s it. No books, movies, tv shows. She posted that meme from possession thinking it was a vibe not knowing what the fuck it’s from. Heather watch a movie for the love of god.

No. 2040290

>>2040254
>smol uwu
we have eyes

No. 2040296

>>2040093
It's such a shame tbh, she has some nice pieces, but she keeps them displayed on lopsided white IKEA shelves as if she's a vendor at an oddity expo or something. It all looks so very sterile despite being "whimsical" old antiques.

>>2040198
>Too niche to love
Too basic for actual spoopy boys, too unhinged for the basic white boys. Whatever shall our spoopiest swifty do nonnas? hashtag cursed.

No. 2040323

>>2040254
>goblin core creature
words have no meaning anymore

>>2040296
>Too basic for actual spoopy boys, too unhinged for the basic white boys. Whatever shall our spoopiest swifty do nonnas? hashtag cursed.
KEK

No. 2040348

>>2040296
The funniest part about this is that putting things on shelves in an alluring way is literally her day job lol

>>2040255
> She posted that meme from possession thinking it was a vibe not knowing what the fuck it’s from
Haha I missed this. She thought Possession was romantic or something. The film begins with a demand for divorce and the two characters wind up replacing each other with clones. It would be a mindfuck if she actually thought about the themes, but obviously she would never even watch it. It's likely too "ick" for the tastes of our haunted goth swiftie.

No. 2040383

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Black might still be in the cards, let us rejoice.

No. 2040412

Haven't checked in on this thread in a while, strangely comforting knowing Heather's still doing the same routine after all these years.

RIP Revenge Ryan, wasn't expecting that though. If she wasn't such a shallow attention whore, she wouldve found her 5eva soulmate in her fucking Instagram DMs by now. RevengeRyan was married but I doubt he was the only one giving her validation while she barely replies. If she stopped chasing fuckboys and saw her simps as dating prospects, they'd be a lot more loyal and willing to put up with her bullshit. But her simps aren't cute goth boys so it's a life of eternal solitude. The simps only have value when they're dead because then they're contributing to the spoopy goth aura.

>>2040383
I remember this cycle though. Hyping herself up for an alt haircut (maybe copied from her ex's new gf's haircut?) because needs to get a trim. Then she'll chicken out at the last minute, she always leaves the salon with the exact same dated hairstyle lmao

No. 2040484

>>2040383
The grey will make her look 50. She should just go for black. She's boring why wont she just do it? She can easily just use a non permanent adore dye or something.

No. 2040519

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No. 2040524

>>2040519
She literally needs to go to a psych ward I’ve never seen someone be like this??? It truly does remind me of some incel posting. At this rate who knows whether there will be a HalloweenRyan for that one nonna…

No. 2040527

>>2040519
>>nothing compares to getting to spend time with a man
girl, what the fuck

No. 2040528

>>2040519
Personality transplant asap

No. 2040529

>>2040519
I don't even know where to start with this, KEK
>>I guess i'll try to start losing weight..
lmfao. she's so lazy she doesn't really care to lose weight, is literally just doing it as a last resort to win a man. Heather this is like the definition of pathetic. I've never known a female simp like this IRL I wonder what it's like interacting with her.

No. 2040531

>>2040519
if someone told me this post was written by a lonely divorced social media illeterate boomer grandma i would believe it

No. 2040574

>>2040519

Here’s our girl heather setting woman back about 100 years she’s taking her Victorian larp too seriously

No. 2040580

>>2040519
>I'm changing my hair color in a few weeks
Fingers crossed, girlies! Although I'm willing to bet this is all talk, like every other change she claims she's going to make.
On a separate note, I know it's been said to death, but I just can't get over that she thinks dyeing her hair will somehow make her horrific personality tolerable.

No. 2040594

>>2040519
Develop a personality that doesn't revolve around material things or appearance.

No. 2040658

>>2040519
>>nothing compares to getting to spend time with a man
This is even more insane when you consider the caliber of men she dates. Most women would be desperate for men like lurch and axeryan to NOT approach them. No wonder she's so miserable.

No. 2040691

>>2040383
This style in her limp, frizzy hair combined with her brown Milhouse glasses and no mascara. It's going to be a mess.

No. 2040722

File: 1727740330666.jpeg (282.22 KB, 1179x799, IMG_2915.jpeg)

It is time.

No. 2040728

>>2040722
Omfg, why couldnt she have dropped a date. If LC had a newsletter this would be front page lmfao.
My guess is she is going to dye it black or back to whatever she thinks her "natural" hair color looks like. The "less maintenance" part confuses me because i know nothing of hair and would think if its not your natural color it would be a bit of maintenance.
Anyways whats your guesses??

No. 2040734

>>2040096
>your lore is so dense and complex
> all her lolcow threads
i audibly lol'd

>>2040524
>that one nonna
there are dozens of us!

>>2040722
>see me for who i really am
the black hair will bring out the green in her skin and everyone will know she's the wicked witch?

No. 2040751

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>>2040722
Her current "stylist" is the sadist responsible for that dry ass bird's nest so I'm expecting something really bad. Maybe she'll go back to bangs!

No. 2040778

>>2040722
>>a massive change i've dreamed of so long
>>people will see me for who i really am
oh my god it's just hair. this is actually kind of sad that something so simple is such a big deal to her, she has nothing else going but can't wait to see it

No. 2040794

>>2040722
Either she won’t go through with it or it’ll just be lowlights or something.

No. 2040845

>>2040722
>black heart emojis
>people will see me for who i really am
she better go through with this. in all honesty, just about any color would be better than the blonde imo… but if she actually goes through with the black hair i will be so elated. maybe our prayers will be answered. happy october nonnies!

>>2040580
>Fingers crossed, girlies! Although I'm willing to bet this is all talk, like every other change she claims she's going to make.
she's always teased this so much and never goes through with it and i won't be surprised if she backs out. but my fingers are also crossed and i'm really hoping this time is the real deal.

No. 2040863

Sorry nonna's, I think she will just dye her hair in her natural colour. I thinks that is what she means with low maintenance

No. 2040871

>>2040863
i'm hoping for the black with the white/blonde streaks she showed. I think they'll gradually add more dark. can't wait to see the end result nonnasss

No. 2040883

>>2040519
When the world is falling down all around us, humanity on the brink, everything changing, and changing so fast!! At least we have steadfast Heather. The unmoved spooper. Eternal, unchanging. An anchor.

No. 2040888

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No. 2040901

>>2040519
God if I had nothing better to do I wish I could catfish to pretend to be her ideal
Ryan Moid just to see and hear the crazy shit she says and does. >>2040888 now she really is going to look like an old bitch. I like the hairstyle personally but she makes everything look like old miserable lady.

No. 2040902

>>2040888
Omg nonnys I’m so excited!! It’s my birthday soon so I’m keeping fingers crossed it will be a gift kek
>low maintenance
Well that colour style is the opposite though.

No. 2040944

>>2040888
only 30 days until Halloween and we finally get some milk. With her regular glasses she will look 57 years old. I can't wait for the new Ryan she probably already has an eye on.

No. 2040965

>>2040722
Everyone set your alarms for more dumpy lingerie pics once she's ~feeling herself~ with black hair

No. 2040972

>>1998717
I'm expecting her to recreate this photoshoot within 5 hours of having the new hair color

No. 2040998

>>2040972
and I expect her to post videos, crying, how she has done everything and still is single after 3 days

No. 2041014

>>2040972
>>2040998
fucking kek nonas
>I'm expecting her to recreate this photoshoot within 5 hours of having the new hair color
that would actually be pretty fun, she should do that to show everyone how she's back to her ~true self~ or something.

No. 2041203

>>2040519
When she’s milky she truly is my favorite cow. My favorite part of the ryanquest is when she goes “back to vegan” for a day and then inevitably gets curly fries and cheese from sheetz

No. 2041261

File: 1727848557464.jpeg (285.29 KB, 1079x1088, Picsew_20241001225337.jpeg)

I feel like she cranks up the crazy as a way to have something to point to for being chronically unlikeable

No. 2041264

File: 1727849424698.mp4 (4.32 MB, 292x480, Video_1.mp4)

>>2041261
Exhibit B

No. 2041265

File: 1727849530011.mp4 (2.02 MB, 292x480, Video.mp4)

Why is she always eating bread in these rants

No. 2041267

>>2041265
Ugh fucking why? Who does this? Talking with your mouth full and smacking is gross on its own, but to record it? And the cherry on top is that its a fattening carb like bread while she sits and complains about not getting Ryans and knowing her weight plays a role in that. Shes pathetic kek.

No. 2041272

>>2041264
Her baby talk voice is the most grating—
>>2041265
Oh jfc it's the return of ASMR Heather Bread Mouth Sounds.

No. 2041276

>>2041261
always begging…
>>2041264
she's trying way too hard

>>2041265
yeah right, she's deleting hinge. i don't believe it for a second.
>are there any good dating apps?
no
>what can i do?
start working on yourself with therapy, self-reflection, mindfulness, journalling, looking inward…. all sorts of things other than what you're doing. in fact, do the opposite of what you're doing
>where do freaky people meet?
usually by common interests that they can share with each other, because they are actually interested in things other than themselves and aren't preoccupied with finding the "perfect partner" and can talk about things other than that. you know, because they have actual interests

No. 2041280

>>2041265
>>i guess i'll try to start losing weight again

No. 2041283

>>2041264
Did she make it say daddy?
>>2041267
>knowing her weight plays a role in that.
It absolutely does not. She's a little fat, not a hamplanet. Nothing about her appearance is the problem, it's 100% her personality.

No. 2041307

>>2041283
>Did she make it say daddy?
she absolutely did
>Nothing about her appearance is the problem, it's 100% her personality.
agreed. there isn't anything about her appearance that is contributing to her "~curse of being single~"
it's nothing about her appearance and everything to do with her repellent and shallow personality that will drive people away really fast. if she's this desperate and pathetic and whiny on her social media, i can't even imagine how she is behind the scenes. i'm just suddenly remembering that pokemon video upthread where she's being so obnoxious that brandon(?) kept telling her to cut the bullshit.
even when she has people to hang out with, people who give her compliments and the attention she asks for, and people who express interest in her: she can't go two minutes without reminding everyone how lonely she is, no one will give her a chance, people don't like how spooky she is, ect ect ect. she'll post stories of hanging out with people and the next day she's the most loneliest person in the world. when someone pays her a compliment she'll immediately respond with "but still not enough for a bf!"
nobody in their right minds would want to talk to someone like this for a few minutes, let alone date them. even some of the most depraved of scrotes would get sick of her

No. 2041309

>>2041264
So are we ALL gonna just pretend we didn’t hear her call herself a 7 in the looks department. 7 means you are genuinely above average and very pretty. Few major flaws, you’re attractive. I’d say your average “pretty regular girl” is a 7. Heather is average at BEST, I would say 4-5, 5 being glammed out to her fullest potential. She’s frightfully homely, she’s fat…what is she huffing??

No. 2041312

>>2041309
Not to wk but she's barely overweight. She just isn't skinny. She's average and not unattractive.

No. 2041315

>>2041312
5 is not attractive. It’s average. 7 is not average, it’s above. She’s average in weight and looks. She’s got dumpy features and a negative canthal tilt. She’s not ugly but she’s not pretty either. She could definitely make herself prettier but she has no idea how to. Losing weight would genuinely help her jowls and give her the appearance of a waist. I would not say Heather is a 7 or even close to it

No. 2041320

>>2041309
She might not be beautiful, void of even making an effort to be so but that's not the thing that's holding her back from men. In fact, she had like 20+ Ryans in the last 2 years, including her one night stands and other escapades. Guys wouldn't turn her down because she is chubby or has frizzy hair, they turn her down because she puts out early and then fixates on the guy, with her psychotic (lack of) personality which drives them all away. Just look at the bottom barrel men she goes for. She always calls them hot and handsome so she is clearly happy with what she attracts. If she fixed her personality, she could actually attract dudes that don't look like they are on POF but she has no reason to

No. 2041326

>>2041320
>>2041315
Just you bitches wait until she has had her big hair transformation and becomes the fairest of the land, summoning droves of Ryans of every ilk.

No. 2041331

>>2041320
I can agree her looks aren’t the thing keeping men away lmao, I merely was pointing out SHE views herself as a 7. She’s that delusional. She thinks she’s like…Kat Dennings, kinda chubby but still oozing sex and comedic timing. It’s wild she makes the videos, probably watches them 1-4 times and then posts it thinking it’s cute to BEG for a date. I feel like Elliot Roger’s vlog was more personable lmao.

No. 2041334

>>2041331
my bad nonny, I misread that. I agree she definitely eyefucks herself constantly, every photo she takes is the "would you fuck me, i'd fuck me" meme. I have actually never seen someone so unremarkable be so openly in love with themselves

No. 2041342

>>2041261
As if heather would ever shut the fuck up…

No. 2041381

>>2041326
can't wait for the ton of dates she's gonna get!!! She won't have any time free, she'll be going from date to date, not even a little break to eat her bread and make a story chewing it

No. 2041391

>>2041320
yeah, she has been better looking than 90% of the Ryans—it’s not her average looks, it’s her completely hideous personality

No. 2041395

>>2041265
is she eating dry bread? Nothing on it, just the bread? And who told her that it's in any way attractive to film yourself speaking with a full mouth and smacking like an annoying child.

>>2041381
do you think we will have another std scare and another pregnancy scare before Christmas? And if the guys don't bite after her great transformation, she will say it's because of her weight and start being vegan again for 2 1/2 days while working out once in that time.

No. 2041401

>>2041395
The babyryan pregnancy scare was one of my favorite heather arcs. Did she do this because he was one of the only attractive ryans she caught? I would love for another day after sex “missed period” saga

No. 2041445

>>2041307
>>2041283
I agree but if you are seeing things from her persepective, she is grasping for anything aside from who she is as a person. So what i meant is that she is fixated on her weight as one of the problems and from her stand point its the only one she can actively work on. Which is ironic consodering she is munching carbs with no regaurds to how they affect weight loss. As much as her personality IS the problem, shes a narcissist. So from her standpoint, her weight affects her dating.

No. 2041450

>>2041401
Interesting idea. I just assumed she was bpd'ing over lack of attention and grasped at the first thing that she knew would get it. Her announcing it on FB also had the benefit of getting massive engagement, all of who would be on the side of the pregnant woman and scolding of the delinquent moid.
>>2041445
True but also remember that she is constantly reposting photos from her teenage goth era when her face was much thinner and I assume the rest of her was too.
Her obsessing about her teenage years isn't rare but I've only seen it in my friends who are married and what-if a lot.

No. 2041526

>>2041450
She’s had 20 documented Ryans and only one (babyryan) had a pregnancy scare so that was my tinfoil kek

No. 2041531

>>2041450
She posts alot of current photos too?? I dont know what her teen years have to do with her narcissistic fueled weight loss goals. Kek

No. 2041547

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She deleted this, it was a video, but there were so many messages from guys saying they wanted to antique with her and asking her about her spoopy hobbies and gettysburg and shit that she left on read and yet she still says that’s the problem.

No. 2041549

>>2041547
>gets moids attention
>still cries about it
did a kek at the "Hello handsome"

No. 2041551

>>2041547
she drives me crazy about how it's never the "right" attention

>literally 4 messages waiting for her to reply

No. 2041555

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Here’s some more that I managed to sc but quite literally hundreds just over the last 2 months left on read and the only messages she would sent was the waving hand emoji

No. 2041557

>>2041555
I'd defend her because these guys look inbred but they're her type so I don't even know what to criticize.

No. 2041562

>>2041555
This would come off as some sort of weird humble brag if she wasn't actually legitimately upset over it all. I don't get it. She gets lots of attention on the apps and she ignores them. Just from these pics, some of those guys aren't ugly or anything, and I mean besides that she dated Lurch so it's not like looks are the most important thing KEK. I can see some of these dudes have tons of tattoos which she seems to like. I don't get it.

No. 2041568

>>2041557
I'd get overwhelmed speaking to that many men at once. Girl you have options yet you still publicly beg for a boyfriend. Embarrassing.

No. 2041572

>>2041547
>>2041555
She’s so weird. None of these random thirstballs in her DMs are uglier than the men she usually entertains. She could literally pick one at random and turn him into her new Ryan to project her issues on. But she’d rather sit around at home moping about how she’s too blonde to get a boyfriend. Also

>hello handsome

I see her game is still impeccable lol

No. 2041574

What disorder causes this? She has several guys interested but cannot see it? It's the same when she asks for friends but ignores everyone in her comments offering friendship. She is a perpetual victim. She isn't interested in the thing itself, she just craves validation

No. 2041576

>>2041574
BPD probably. I don't think that she "cannot see" that men are into her, but there's something very specific she searches for that is probably only in her own mind. What it is is a mystery to me. Probably something physical or shallow, knowing her.

No. 2041579

>>2041555
>i wanna thrift with you
mind boggling how she begs online every day for a boyfriend, says she's not enough for anybody and no one can handle her ~spooky~ interests and wants to do what she's interested in. this is madness, honestly, i can't fathom where her constant woes come from. is she just constantly fishing for compliments and that's it? i already knew she was ignorant of those around her but even in her dating apps are plenty of men interested and trying to start a conversation with her. it's just like how she's so lonely after spending the day with people. i don't know how this stuff works but i presume that she had to match with these people in order for them to message her? or can anybody send a message?
i agree with the other nonas that some of them are up to her standards in the looks department, so what's the deal? why is she saying "save me" from the thing she is constantly begging for? even though i already know she's like this, just seeing it in front of me somehow still has me astonished

No. 2041583

nonnies she’s probably just pining after an ex (or several?). She recently posted an old photo and used a song that went “we fell in love in October” and talks about watching them from afar, or something like that. I didn’t care enough to screen cap. My guess is she’s pining after one (or several) ryan(s) that she fell into obsession with in October/fall time. She feels lonely despite all the messages because those guys aren’t the person/people she actually wants to talk to. That’s my tinfoil anyways

No. 2041606

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No. 2041620

>>2041606
she's smiling like she took a squat in there

No. 2041623

>>2041574
>>2041583
She makes it sound like she wants to be saved by a specific guy she has in mind. So instead of telling him (or maybe he rejected her already) she tries to make him jealous and provoke him to jump in and take her thrifting finally kek this is like 6th grade behavior

No. 2041661

>>2041555
maybe she has an eye on one specific Ryan on that app and he isn't writing her and so she ignores everyone else. But her problems are very real and I understand her, no one wants contact with her and she is the loneliest, most weird butterfly in the whole universe.

No. 2041663

>>2041574
bpd + autism.(armchairing)

No. 2041693

>>2041623
that makes sense, i can definitely see that.
>please ryan save me from this horde of men who are after me! come sweep me off my feet!
very heather behavior. makes sense why she deleted it though, it just further shows how her complaints are based on absolutely nothing. constantly begging for a boyfriend every day and crying how no one likes her or her interests and then she shows how that's a complete lie. is that why she deleted it? a hint of self-awareness perhaps? kek

No. 2041707

File: 1727970126100.mp4 (8.02 MB, 1080x1920, iioo.mp4)

Approximately 12 hours ago she uploaded a tour of sorts of her living room. This might be of interest to the Nonas curious about her house.

No. 2041714

>>2041707
Looks tacky. A lot of her stuff isn’t bad, she just has no eye for interior design. It just looks like all her furniture’s purpose is to just collect her hoard, not to actually be used for it’s intended purpose.

No. 2041734

File: 1727974347421.jpeg (889.87 KB, 828x1474, IMG_6434.jpeg)

This is such an unflattering image

No. 2041766

>>2041707
It's just so cluttered. No one needs that many knicknacks and useless decorative items.

No. 2041779

>>2041707
It looks like an ad for homegoods kek. There's no functionality to what she owns - just "I like it, so I bought it" which is a red flag at her big age.

No. 2041789

>>2041693
She probably also noticed
> You: Hello handsome

No. 2041798

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>>2041734
Kek, why she built like chubby barbie minus the wide hips? Lol

No. 2041832

>>2041734
please. we need this halloween milk. i'd also like that to change, heather. we have a whole month ahead of us, maybe the black hair will break the ""curse""!
>>2041789
KEK yeah, that was hilarious
>>2041707
i might be the only one but i kind of like it kek. asides from the weird broom and butterflies part, i liked the dolls sitting on the couch. i think it's more interesting than a boring living room with no decorations in it asides from a flowerpot or something. that being said i don't think she's particularly skilled at interior decoratiing, just that i like a bit of cluttered look where there's a lot to look at rather than an empty room.

No. 2041855

>>2041623
I agree. There is someone she has in mind. I wonder if it's one of those guys she in this picture >>2038345

No. 2041891

>>2041855
Well one is gay and the other she’s made clear is completely friendzoned so that would leave the foxhole guy

No. 2041915

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>>2041606
pls no ban, it's just all I can see.(shitposting )

No. 2042042

>>2041707
This is probably my autism speaking but i hate how she always has her harsh overhead lights on. She has plenty of smaller lamps around, if she used those for lighting instead of the garish ceiling light all the time her place would look much more appealing. I’ll hand it to her at that least it’s clean.

No. 2042077

File: 1728047520277.jpeg (1.65 MB, 1179x2030, IMG_2941.jpeg)

New Ryan incoming

No. 2042165

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No. 2042167

>>2042165
And then what? The customary tour of her bed after?

No. 2042168

File: 1728065142179.png (3.11 MB, 1080x1919, halloweenryan.png)

We might have gotten our halloweenryan! After being out with this dude yesterday, she seems in an upbeat mood and we all know what that means

No. 2042169

>>2042077
>>2042165
hoo boy… i love how we all collectively knew it was coming. whenever she posts a certain way, i got that feeling she had her eyes on someone and he does look like someone she would date. KEK strap in nonnies!
>>2042167
fucking kekkk
>>2042168
i am so excited right now. we are on perfect schedule. black hair is presumably on the cards (hopefully? fingers crossed) and we have a new ryan at the start of october. i'm looking forward to this.

No. 2042182

>>2042169
>presumably on the cards
Oh crap, I didn't even think of that. In Heather logic, new JarheadRyan fell in love with her Blonde Goth ways, so there may be a delay in a dramatic change. It could still be done in time for a new Halloween Ryan though… it's only 10/4, she's got a whole month to go. She'll probably have two more Ryans by then.

No. 2042189

>>2042182
ayrt and agreed completely, i'm worried she'll change her mind now that she has her new ryan. that's absolutely something she would do. "well now i don't have to dye my hair anymore!" or something.
but you're totally right she could go through this one quicker than poxryan, and we still have a full month to go.
i really hope she doesn't back out on the decision… really hoping there's also a chance that she booked this appointment so recently that maybe he's down for the black hair idea too. since they already knew each other, there's some overlap at least, but maybe i'm just being too hopeful. every decision she makes revolves around a ryan or potential ryan so it's hard to say

No. 2042191

>>2041707
For a plant bitch that monstera sure is etoliated.

No. 2042199

>>2042191
She said recently she killed almost all her plants. She must have spent thousands on them, she had a lot of the rare trendy ones but since she wasn’t with lurch and she took houseplants up as a hobby from him they didn’t matter anymore and she let them die

No. 2042220

>>2042165
She gave him a tour? He's very clearly a Civil War autist according to his Instagram. He kind of reminds me of a better looking Lurch. Same head shape.

No. 2042224

File: 1728075261313.png (90.71 KB, 1080x535, Screenshot_20241004-165300.png)

Black heart. Confirmed new Ryan.

No. 2042229

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>>2042224
Already "babe"ing him?? Didnt she just post about wanting some heroryan to whisk her away from all the men wasting her time in the dating apps? Like 2 days ago…?
Either she is talking like that while knowing she had a new ryan secured (psychotic behavior) pr she just met him today or yesterday or Wednesday and is "babe"ing him? Idk maybe im stupid because i havent dated in 10+ years but isnt that a bit soon? And if she disnt just meet him, was all that ryanbaiting just to get her new ryan jealous and to humblebrag to him about all the scrotes in her DMs to make her seem higher value and super desirable? Either way she is a fucking nutjob.
His name is ethan. Phonetically soft and similar like ryan. Kek its ry-eth-an.

No. 2042232

>>2042224
here it comes, brace yourself nonas! i wonder how this will pan out. i can't believe we might actually get black hair and halloween milk. our prayers may have been answered

No. 2042233

I don't have FB so I can't confirm, but Google is telling me he is 22. Any nonnas able to see?

No. 2042234

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>>2042232
>>2042233
Idk but he baby faced as fuck Dear god he looks so soy and awkward. Good for heather lol.
My guess is atleast till after Halloween but he will bounce before the family holidays when she starts hinting at meeting eachothers families and he realizes she is a crazy lady trying to take things too fast.

No. 2042236

File: 1728076622448.jpeg (57.8 KB, 1179x418, IMG_2947.jpeg)

>>2042233
Holy shit you’re right.

No. 2042237

>>2042236
Its another baby ryan!

No. 2042240

>>2042167
that’s literally why she was cleaning yesterday >>2041707 kek
>>2042224
>#revelution
>>2042236
ewwwwww

No. 2042244

calling him babe already? she is batshit crazy

No. 2042245

>>2042240
kek! makes sense now why she cleaned up the place. also kek'd at
>#revelution
>>2042236
so wait, he's 22 as of 2 days ago..? that's quite the age gap. like he just was old enough to drink last year. i don't remember how old the original babyryan was… is he even younger?
>>2042234
something about his meek pose in all 3 pictures of him i've seen posted in this thread puts me off. he has this weird stance and face i can't really put my finger on. i'm getting weird vibes, i don't know. the age gap is especially putting me off though. he has a baby face in terms of not many wrinkles but imo he looks much older than 22 because of his hair and strange.. face. maybe he'd look younger without the beard.
>>2042244
she'll be talking marriage if he sticks around for ~3 weeks

No. 2042249

I feel like she is really going to spiral because of the age difference. Any arguments they get in she is going to blame on his age, and if he is in an environment where he needs to interact with other women, well…that is going to be quite the issue.

I'm sure she already slept with him. 20+ guys in just a couple of years is insane, especially because we know she doesn't make them wear condoms.

No. 2042255

>>2042165
>>2042234
Woof. That's a rough 22. Fingers crossed that he's too young to know to scurry away when she goes BPD on his ass and they make it until Halloween. I suspect that she's going to hold off on the black hair now that she has a Ryan, but some of her flings are so short-lived that I fully believe that we could still have Black Hair Breakdown by Halloween if this falls through.

No. 2042261

>>2042255
True. She might think her blonde hair is what bagged the cat. But she also might still want the change for her "authentic self" (why she talk like a troon tho?)
I could see her asking his opinion on it and her going with what he thinks. And if he chooses blonde then when they inevitably break up she will spin it in a way that makes him sound controlling and like he didnt truly appreciate who she really was and he was holding her back from her sparkle DREAMS sparkle
Kek may the dairy gods let the milk flow

No. 2042262

>>2042255
i agree with you nona. he does look rough for that age, and like you said, i'm hoping he's young enough to be a bit more naïve when she pulls her tricks so he sticks around longer. i think she's gonna pull out every manipulation tactic that she can, and he just might be young enough to buy it. he probably fell for the "please save me from all these guys trying to message me on a dating app!" judging by them hanging out just one meager day later.
i do also feel like (unfortunately) she's gonna back out on the hair arrangement now that things are going how she wants it to
>some of her flings are so short-lived that I fully believe that we could still have Black Hair Breakdown by Halloween if this falls through.
agreed, here's hoping!

No. 2042265

File: 1728080245111.jpeg (288.33 KB, 828x1447, IMG_6440.jpeg)

Pack it up ladies, Heather has found her One True Ryan!

No. 2042266

>>2042265
KEKKKK, here we fuckin go. so performative. she's shouting from the rooftops. her search is officially over… she's already decided it's time to cement this as final. i hope he doesn't run immediately. she can't help herself

No. 2042267

File: 1728080539780.jpeg (689.68 KB, 1179x1100, IMG_2948.jpeg)

She’s like 13 years older than him? Is that right?

No. 2042271

>>2042269
>Cataracts
Blindryan

No. 2042273

File: 1728081481039.jpeg (637.73 KB, 828x4138, Picsew_20241004153625.jpeg)

This kid is a military cosplayer World War autist who got turned down when he tried to enlist. He’s one of those le wrong generation types. Also an anti-swiftie, watch Heather stop using taylor swift songs in all her posts

No. 2042274

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>>2042273
So this is where her new MAGA thing comes from

No. 2042275

lmao so he's gonna be another right wing nut that whenever they inevitably break up she will be saying was soo crazy and a racist and she completely did not agree with his views

No. 2042276

>>2042267
This might be the closest to Halloween milk we get. Enjoy it guys!
Happy Halloween everyone!!

No. 2042280

>>2042273
i knew there was something messed up looking at his eyes. any moid who gets in a relationship with heather has to have something severely wrong with him. he definitely looks like an insufferable autist too. this is already so funny, kek, i worry it's doomed to fail before halloween though. unless they match each others crazy for long enough
>>2042275
too right, nona
>>2042276
very true. same to you nonita! enjoying this early celebration, happy halloween!

No. 2042281

>>2042273
i don’t think heather has posted a taylor swift song since she endorsed harris, has she?
>>2042267
kek he looks like one of jill rodrigues’ kids
>>2042273
damn, that sep 7 post explains a lot. also kek
>in a differnet life
nothing is stopping you from becoming cannon fodder right now, moid. he’s a manlet and he looks like a lizard.

No. 2042282

>>2042267
This man is Hagmaxxing, this is gonna be incredibly cringe I cannot WAIT. He was 14 when Trump first, she was already married lmao

No. 2042283

>>2042281
His vision problems got him rejected from the army, from what I understood.

No. 2042288

>>2042273
This guy is actually repulsive.

No. 2042290

Very weird when you go to his fb their relationship is no longer listed public and she removed that post.

No. 2042292

>>2042290
It is on hers, but isn’t on his. Yikes..

No. 2042293

>>2042290
>>2042292
Fastest turnover so far

No. 2042295

>>2042282
I've heard about this, but I wonder if Heather knows about it and how she's going to react when she finds out. The guy probably thinks she's a conservative nerdy girl eith a low "body count" and not the girl that cheated on her ex with his best friend, married the best friend, cheated on her husband, and fucked 20 "loml"s since then. Not very trad of you, Heather!

No. 2042297

>>2042077
>>2042165
I clearly spoke too soon in >>2038363 kek. Kind of wonder how gooberfriend feels about her dating yet another one of his friends though.

>>2042236
>>2042273
>>2042274
>New Ryan is barely 22, half blind, and a maga/military autist
Oh, heather. I hope this ryan sticks around for at least a few weeks because this sounds like it's going to be milky. How soon before the next pregnancy scare? Has she already given him poxRyan's plague?

No. 2042299

File: 1728085787539.mp4 (11.24 MB, 1080x1920, aHR0cHM6Ly9zY29udGVudC1mbWwyMC…)

>>2042281
Her last story is literally to a Taylor Swift song lmao

No. 2042302

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It’s been 24 hours, time to drop the L-bomb

No. 2042313

>>2042274
keeeeek if they stay together past October shes going to have to make a choice if Trump doesn't win the election, HalloweenRyan is going to go full tard rage and all the misogyny will be directed at her

No. 2042318

>>2042245
> so wait, he's 22 as of 2 days ago..?
More importantly: did he go out on a first date with a hinge hook up on his 22nd birthday?
>>2042244
It will be "love" by next weekend if the relationship lasts that long.
>>2042265
… or this weekend! Wow Heather!

No. 2042326

>>2042302
STOPPPP just when I thought I would hang it up for a bit w Heather…this could be so milky…I have to wonder if he knows she’s posting this shit, the caption made me cringe out of my body

No. 2042330

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Lol

No. 2042335

>>2042318
It's not a hinge hookup, it's one of Brandon's friends, the goofy looking dude that was axeryan's friend originally.

>>2042330
Judging by the timeline it sounds like he recently tried to join the army >>2042273 but was denied due to vision issues. Heather took the opportunity to snatch him up while he's whining about being depressed, lonely, and lacking confidence. She's going to be so incredibly unhinged when they eventually split.

No. 2042336

>>2042330
Oh man we are so lucky nonnas, she is in full force. What should babyryan #2 be named? Babyryan 2: heathers revenge? She sure loves that cashew skull phenotype

No. 2042339

>>2042273
> further and further away from tradition
Oof, as if she didn’t need all the luck she could get already.

No. 2042340

>>2042236
What kinda moid asks for a bag of crazy for his birthday?
>>2042274
forget i asked, never mind.
Did hag come out of his cake or something?
>>2042338
Maybe he was the pity date

No. 2042347

>>2042339
I wonder if Mr.Tradition realizes his girlfriend has slept with over 20 guys in just a couple years.
I guarantee black hair is out of the picture now. I'm sure he wants her to stay blonde to be more presentable to his family.

No. 2042351

>>2042283
Lmao cataracts can be removed and astigmatism is a nonissue. It has to be something else.

No. 2042353

Jfc I don't check this thread for like 4 days and now the hag is once again in deep and permanent love 5evermore

No. 2042357

>>2042330
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>2042353
I swear every time I check this thread she's latched onto someone new kek

No. 2042368

>>2042351
Having cataracts at 22 suggests more serious problems with the cornea; military doesn’t want to pay for a lifetime of eye surgeries

No. 2042375

>>2042336
I'm leaning towards magaRyan or rebelRyan due to his confederate soldier cosplay and love for Trump.

>>2042353
And with a kid 13 years her junior too. Desperate times.

No. 2042409

>>2042375
> 13 years her junior too
He was still underage when her first thread was made here lol
>>2042357
It's new, and it's not new. You missed everything but you missed nothing. This is the zen of the Heather thread.
>>2042330
> today
> "we were talking & close friends for months!"
>>2041547
> two days ago
> "Hello handsome!"

No. 2042414

>>2042351
This, my husband had bad vision and all he needed to do was have PRK surgery to fix his vision problem and that made him eligible for service
.(blogging)

No. 2042416

>>2042302
I hope new magaryan knows that this song is about lesbians kek

No. 2042436

Is it me or is each new Ryan worse than the previous one?

No. 2042440

>>2042330
fucking kekkkk that whole response is gold and then the icing on the cake
>you say you wish me luck but you are projecting negativity onto my happiness
i love how someone not being immediately over the moon at her hopping from moid to moid is "bringing negativity" towards her… she's unreal kek this shits so funny. this relationships gonna be a mess. that person's right to be a skeptic when it comes to heather
>>2042409
>hello handsome
kek was thinking the same thing
>>2042336
>Oh man we are so lucky nonnas, she is in full force. What should babyryan #2 be named? Babyryan 2: heathers revenge? She sure loves that cashew skull phenotype
KEK, agreed!
>babyryan 2: heathers revenge
>cashew skull phenotype
also KEK'd. i was also thinking of something along the lines of baby!cataractsRyan or revelutionRyan ( >>2042224 ). but maybe when the relationship (hopefully) goes on a bit longer we will have a more solidified name for him. she really is in full force, it's great

No. 2042441

>>2042330
Kek, she is doing what a guy did with me, dated me before a certain occasion (here it's Halloween) to not be alone on that day and then dumped me the day after. I give them 27 to 55 days until the big "he was mentally unwell and it was horrible, he wanted to control me and his views were so toxic and he was way too young and knew nothing about life"-breakdown video.

>>2042375
>>2042336
Hm, BlindRyan, StupidRyan, UnfitRyan, if we only had known that there would be another BabyRyan, way younger than the one before.

No. 2042442

>>2042436
it isn’t you. heather never had high standards, so the bar for entry to her tj maxx house has been getting lower and lower as she dates. the standard has always been “he paid attention to me”. she doesn’t get the guys she wants, so she has to settle for the weirdos
also, the older she’s getting, the more mentally fucked in the head she is. idk whether she identifies with these low tier men or she’s just so desperate she convinces herself they’re made for each other.
there’s been an intellectual and moral decline in the ryans since lurchryan. they’ve all been very stupid and they’ve all had that dead in the eyes look. i mean teacherryan was racist and a pedo, lurchryan was a trve 2% nordic bro. they’re all guys who would be incels if heather didn’t fuck them and give them a boost in confidence.
>>2042273
lmao what is this little miss sunshine??? is he gonna take a vow of silence too? god imagine being so physically inept tje government doesn’t even wanna use your body as a meat shield. and yet these are always the ones who think their genes are the most supreme ultra super rare and special.

No. 2042443

>>2042441
>Hm, BlindRyan, StupidRyan, UnfitRyan, if we only had known that there would be another BabyRyan, way younger than the one before.
kek true. also, nice names. i like blindryan. it really is wild that she went for an even more baby-babyryan. i can't remember the original babyryans age (was it 25 or something? he still looked younger than this cataract military moid kek) but it's amazing how this ones even younger. heather's in her 30s and this guy just started being legally allowed to drink as of last year, she's fooling herself if she thinks this will be a lasting relationship. heather is the defining factor of what ends a relationship, but when you add an age gap like this, it's just already multiplying the large chance of failure

No. 2042454

>>2042336
I'm quite partial to JarheadRyan. But then again, that could describe most of them…

No. 2042469

ZygoteRyan?

No. 2042487

>>2042469
Or maybe FetusRyan

No. 2042504

How are we not calling him HalloweenRyan, the Prince Who Was Promised (Peace be ipsin Him)(sage your shit)

No. 2042507

BonespursRyan

No. 2042512

>>2042469
EmbRyan

No. 2042513

>>2042330
>no one is traditional like ME anymore so imma have a mental breakdown
>giant slipknot tattoo on forearm
maybe he was barred from the military because he’s retarded?

No. 2042521

MagaRyan.
Also, didn't she used to be spewing on about how she is a strong independent woman? I think it was in her threads when she was getting divorced.

No. 2042530

>>2042521
She also has been doing that a lot lately, like she is strong, independent, doesn't need a man and if someone dislikes her hobbies, then she will stay alone forever instead of losing her freedom. I really think it's the fear of another Halloween without being in a relationship. Didn't she post two days ago or so how it will be another Halloween without a partner, like all the others before? I didn't save it as I thought about it as another Heather rant about stupid bullshit that means nothing.

And, I'm very much okay with calling him MagaRyan, maybe MagaBabyRyan? I would call him KleindkindRyan, because of his love for cosplaying WWII stuff and his age, but he is American, so we should give him an English name, German might insult him too much, kek.

No. 2042532

>>2042441
Personally like UnfitRyan because it neatly summarizes a few traits (blind, stupid, conservative, young enough to be hoping to join up). I wonder if Hagther is going to start getting obsessed with looking younger now that she's dating a very young Ryan. It would be a different bpd spiral than her usual 'I need to be more goth/trad for him!' binary.

No. 2042542

>>2042513
Some military branches don’t care if you’re retarded. You need to be physically fit for branches like the army/infantry. Barely legal boys joining the army voluntarily aren’t very bright. He’s a blind wimp and they told him so. His self esteem is probably shot so what better way to boost it than sleep with a desperate bpd hag.

No. 2042564

>>2042441
BabyRyan ended up fitting the other one even better after the fake baby scare that had him running for the hills though. Truly insane this one is that much younger than even the original babyryan however.

>>2042436
>>2042442
Didn't think it was possible tbh, but here we are. The last few have definitely been some of the worst we've seen. We've had a few braindead and ugly as sin backwoods ryans in a row now. Even though poxRyan was OK looking and not a complete magatard/incel he was still collecting photos of deformed kids like they were pokemon cards and spreading stds across multiple dating app hookups. It's really only going to keep getting worse as she grows more desperate and reaches her 40s.

No. 2042592

>>2042336
In honor of his military denying cataracts: cataryanct.

No. 2042596

>>2042530
>>2042375
WannabePrivateRyan? lol
Trump is going to be in Penn like 8 million times between now and November, I wonder if they'll exchange vows beneath the bulletproof glass of a MAGA rally.

No. 2042597

>>2042530
"German might insult him too much"?

No. 2042606

>>2042596
Maybe he will tragically get shot to death by Trump's security team after he shows up with a musket he brought along to, ironically, defend his president from home grown terrorists.

No. 2042608

Denied from the military Ryan or blind wimp Ryan

No. 2042609

>>2042596
KEK this is perfect

No. 2042611

>>2042596
>WannabePrivateRyan
KEK nonna, this is brilliant

No. 2042612

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>>2042336

Babyryan 2: electric bugaboo

No. 2042615

>>2042596
Beautiful just beautiful lol

No. 2042617

What about PreemieRyan? Bc with his eye issues he’s like a preemie baby and that designates him as younger than BabyRyan

No. 2042618

>>2042617
You nonnas have me keking so hard, I think this and wannabeprivateryan are my faves.

Serious thought though, I can really see her as a Mary Kay letourneau type. She even has the mousy blonde lifeless hair that those teacher predators have. She could keep going younger in her quest

No. 2042645

>>2042617
KEKKKK this has my vote, i am suppressing laughter so hard to keep by cat from jumping off me.

No. 2042666

>>2042302
He literally has a Slipknot tattoo. That’s hilarious. Let’s see how soon she cans taylor swift to have some slipnot in the background of her twirling slow motion lovescape videos

No. 2042681

>>2042596
This explains the Trump memes etc she's been liking. She truly is hollow without a Ryan to tell her what she cares about.

No. 2042701

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She’s so fucking weird. Dropping the L bomb on this 22 year old right after their first date. If she doesn’t scare them off with that then they’re either fucking crazy too or just sticking around for sex, which seems to be the reoccurring theme

No. 2042710

>>2042701
She is so fucking unhinged. I truly believe she is unable to love anyone besides herself. Immediately love bombing some dude when last week she was crying about poxryan being the love of her life. The second he wants to spend the weekend hunting with "the boys" she is going to have a nervous breakdown.

No. 2042744

Your love better have sculpted those statues himself, Heather.
She surely isn't gushing about his talent just because he was able to take a not terrible picture?
Unfortunately for him this means he's now her personal photographer, which mean there's actually already a training video, recently reposted, warning him about that part of the relationshit

No. 2042746

Looks like she is also back to buying new junk, so much for her money woes. Her "store" made a whole 2 sales before she forgot about it. But the full focus is understandably on the true love of her life

No. 2042750

>>2042330
its really frightening how Heather cannot understand how unlikable she is.

No. 2042766

>>2042701
…..She's REALLY unhinged.

No. 2042782

If she gets knocked up, it’s going to be from one of these young lads, I feel sure of it.

Has she ever had girl friends to keep her in line? I don’t think I’ve ever seen an image of her with girls.

No. 2042802

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She definitely stalked this kid.

No. 2042804

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>>2042802
yep, she posted this highlight as well (screenshot because it's just an image with music overlay)

No. 2042806

>>2042804

that's so creepy. unless wannabeprivateryan has no self-respect, i can't see this lasting all the way to halloween.

No. 2042807

>>2042782
absolutely not, she hates women, anon. women are a threat to her RyanQuest

No. 2042809

>>2042804
this is creepy as hell. if a new bf posted this about me, I would consider a huge red flag. Why is she so shameless with her crazy? She just really puts it all out there for all to see. Not a single ounce of shame in sight over her insane behavior, it's truly baffling

No. 2042811

>>2042701
I think it really gives her away that she goes so hard on social media with lovebombing as soon as she snags a man. Like, did she really want a person to connect with, or did she just want a prop she could post to show everyone that she's lovable. This girl's life really revolves around social media and how she's percieved online. I wonder what their connection is actually like when there's no one watching or taking photos for her next post. Given both of their personalities it sounds like it would be hell.

No. 2042814

>>2042701
>>2042804
To the tune of Timeless by Taylor Swift. Good luck, WannabePrivateRyan.

No. 2042818

i'm confused, i thought she said she had a friendship with this guy before it turned into a relationship and made it sound like she knew him for a while but she also just realizes that he was in her footage from July?

No. 2042863

>>2042818
Heather has no concept of time. She is also a liar.

I have a feeling this is the one that's going to knock her up. She'll quit her job, and move in with him and his mom. Sometime during pregnancy she'll go full deranged mode and end up fleeing with their blind spawn back to her mother's house. Then the single goth mommy dating arc begins.

No. 2042868

>>2042818
She will say anything to justify and romanticize being with this child.

No. 2042881

>>2042818
>>2042804
>july 2nd
>hadn’t met preemieRyan
>>2034502
>>2034204
>>2034133
>21 days ago
>still in love with poxRyan
>mourning two losses
>absolutely sick over this entire situation
>>2042267
>preemieRyan reveal
>my love
>>2042330
>you don’t know us! we’ve been close friends for many months!
ummmm ok

No. 2042912

>>2042881
Honestly reading her thread is like watching a bad soap opera. Just this past month she's had three tru luvs, one gave her monkeypox, one offed himself, and the new blood is a mostly blind kid 13yrs her junior she may have stalked. Fascinating.

No. 2042934

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I’m convinced she just pretends to know what this shit is and then freaks out over it because she’s such an ~antique girl~. All to spend $30 on pointless junk like a ribbon and however much the “holy grail” mirror was from yesterday

No. 2042939

>>2042912
You forgot about her fiance who is racist that she dumped. Forgot what Ryan he was called. The teacher dude.

No. 2042940

>>2042939
DeadEyes Ryan I think.

No. 2042945

>>2042939
It's been a few months since deadeyes left the picture nonna. She was going heavy on the dating apps since then but didn't seem to be having much luck outside boning poxryan for a few weeks on and off before rumhams untimely demise. Thus starting the black hair sperging since poxryan followed a bunch of "evil e-girls" with black hair.

No. 2042948

>>2042814
Can we call her new bf SavingPrivateRyan? Kek.

>>2042701
I'm all in favor of older women dating younger moids but Heather really lovebombed this guy when he was at his most depressed and low after just being rejected from his dream army job because no moid who has his life together would go near her…she really is a creepy predatory bpd parasite.

No. 2042957

>>2042934
I couldn’t find a ribbon like she has but they’re masonic ribbons. What is her obsession with freemasons? Also this weird picture that recently fell from the wall??

No. 2042963

>>2042957
This is an Oddfellows Club ribbon, not the Masons. They are another fraternal order but she really collects this shit because it’s in ALL antique malls here in PA/WV\OH/ area. Likely she is not interested in the Lodge system as a philosophical movement (it’s Heather we’re talking about) but rather because she finds Victorian era stuff surrounding their orders. Oddfellows is all but defunct at this point

No. 2042999

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She has so much to show HIM, the military autist that paints his own little civil war patches for his jackets? He’s going to eventually get sick of her constant need to talk at him, especially when he obviously knows more than her

No. 2043002

>>2042999
And every comment she leaves on his insta is so cringe. Like a mom commenting non stop on her loser son’s posts.

No. 2043011

>>2042999
>>2043002
I kinda feel bad for BlindRyan. First he is humiliated and rejected by the military for being a genetic failure, and now his new girlfriend is making him the subject of further humiliation with her public love bombing and psychosis.

No. 2043016

>>2042945
No I completely understand that, I'm just saying before the year was even over she she's been engaged a in love with everyone who's pumped and dumped her. She's had no break

No. 2043017

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>>2043002
Kek you’re so right. They’re also the only comments which makes it even funnier. Like mom pitty comments

No. 2043031

>>2043011
don’t feel bad for this lame maga scrote. It’s what he deserves

No. 2043062

>>2043017
Holy mom energy hahaha
>>2042806
noooo it's got to last to Halloween and a week beyond, nona. We not only get to look forward to black hair, but also Haggy Halloween sperging AND, with any luck, Heather following her failed MAGA soldier in another march on DC.

Heather Sparkles becoming a "Person Of Interest" to the FBI and documenting 100s of fellow MAGAs in the background of her endless selfies as she dimwittedly invades Congress would cap this whole journey!

No. 2043131

>>2042963

I wonder if she's actually had family in ANY order or if she knows anything about ANY of them besides oOoOo secrets.

No. 2043142

>>2043131
Even if she did have obscure family in a Fraternal Order, it wouldn't matter unless she was the sibling, child or wife of a master initiate, she can’t join any female equivalent social group. I also call it that because the female equivalent basically exists to fundraiser and throw parties for the men. They do not get the same initiations or knowledge. If Heather was actually into the Lodge system, you know she would only add that to her list of wHy No OnE LiKeS mE as she would be too esoteric and spooky. No…she just likes it for the aesthetic and we all know it. If Heather actually understood anything deeper than 2 inches below her surface interest in ANYTHING, Gettysburg, antiques from the Victorian era, whatever it is currently (plants, dolls, abandoned buildings, trains (???), paranormal research lol) she would actually be an interesting individual…maybe.

No. 2043199

>>2042999
LMK if im knitpicking…. but his pants look dirty? I wonder if he lives alone and is still learning that pants can be worn more than once IF you didnt spill anything on them. Kek heather should talk AT him about laundry and not civil war stuff.
What i think is funny is he is probably going to school her and know way more than her about civil war stuff and realise she is a phony who does it for the aesthetics and not the history.

No. 2043265

>>2043199
I think it's just his overall grubbiness.

No. 2043309

Preemie Halloweenie Non-Private Ryan. This is good haiku material. Actually I think a limerick would be more suited. Let’s go nonnas, I want to hear some colorful limericks of this unfolding tale.(derailing)

No. 2043318

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Omg, this is too much fun you guys. I wish I didn’t have to go do adult things right now. You just write a little summary of what you want the limerick about and you can remix the results if you are unhappy.
https://www.freshbots.org/limerick-poem-generator(derailing)

No. 2043325

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How many times can she repost this picture of his scrawny wrists with different love songs over it. This is what the 4th time? Her IG stories are such a red flag I would be so turned off if someone I just started dating was posting like she is

No. 2043337

>>2043325
Goddammit Heather just give us the black hair.

No. 2043388

>>2043325
she has no idea what a twin flame is kek, it's not some fancy word for soulmate. it means something totally different. also agreed, she keeps posting the same two pictures over and over. everything she does is so repellent
>>2043309
>>2043318
ily nona
>>2043017
this is just sad, he isn't even liking them. do we think he's already scared? other than the picture from 2 weeks ago is there even a photo of these two together asides from their hands?
>>2043337
KEK, seriously

No. 2043425

>>2043142
she obviously know about anything aboutnthis shit its not that deep so stoping nerding about it because no one cares.
>>2043325
I'm weirded out by their age difference. a part of me thinks its because all the white guys her age in her area know about her, but I really think it was just the chance if him being in his photo and her going full stalker mode

No. 2043452

>>2042999
God, this might be the most ill-favored Ryan yet. Truly a paragon of Trump's master race. What do we think, nonnies? Is she his first girlfriend? Did she take his virginity? It wouldn't surprise me if he was on incel message boards before they got together.

No. 2043454

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>>2043388
This was just posted today. Of course with cheesy instrumental Taylor Swift music over it.

No. 2043460

>>2043452
>Did she take his virginity
Absolutely if you don’t count fooling around with his cousin

No. 2043492

>>2043454
what's gonna happen when she finds out he's a taylor hater? will she choose him over taylor? lol

No. 2043493

>>2043454
the body language in this says something. it looks so forced and fake. also the way he is facing away from her and she is leaning into him with her whole force. seems telling

No. 2043525

>>2043337
Kek nonna I’m glad I’m not the only one who is excited for it. Although I got a feeling she will cancel the appointment since she got a guy already

No. 2043527

>>2043425
Why did you specify white?

No. 2043537

>>2043527
do you really think a black or asian moid would give heather the time of day? do you think she would give it them?

No. 2043574

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>>2043388
When you google it, it says it means soulmate. Lol
>>2043527
Please nonny, point out all the other races of men she has dated. Kek. She is probably deep down a racist MAGA fag but that doesnt fit her abused martyr larp.

No. 2043595

>>2043017
why does she go so fucking hard from the jump, jesus no wonder these guys never last. this girl has never heard the concept of playing hard to get. not sure who told her to do the opposite. she kind of reminds me of the character from the movie who is trying to lose a guy in ten days

No. 2043597

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How can someone wear all black and still have their outfit look this mismatched and disjointed?

No. 2043598

>>2043492
She would choose a Ryan with a spooky tattoo over her entire "collection" if it came down to it

No. 2043627

>>2043597
She is the trooniest of all the non-troons and she's not even really trying for it.

No. 2043628

>>2043527
don't be daft, dont even try to start something white guys are clearly her type.

No. 2043630

>>2043597
Not the ren faire girdle over the target pillow cover dress, halloween skeleton tights and walmart work boots. Honestly even her all clashing killstar phase was better than this.

No. 2043642

>>2043454
imagine if these two retards were kissing over your grave
>>2043493
i agree with you, i thought the same thing
>>2043574
>When you google it, it says it means soulmate. Lol
google is a garbage search engine. that's why heather is misusing it, anybody who's actually researched the differences between the two would know they're not the same.
>>2043598
agreed

No. 2043658

>>2043628
Lol are you retarded? Not once I thought "mmh, all of the guys she is dating are white!". I didn't pay any attention to their skin colour. Are you racist? Usually it's racists who notice skin colour.(derailing)

No. 2043662

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>>2043658
Stop baiting and derailing already.

>>2043597
I'm beginning to think this is the one outfit that still fits her. She's been wearing it nonstop.

No. 2043682

>>2043662
>>2043597
this outfit makes her look much bigger than she is. Hilarious how she probably thought she spiced the outfit up with the 1$ Halloween tights kek
>>2043454
He seems really awkward generally and we all know she will wear the pants in the relationship. Also it’s way to early to play ~so in love~ for social media when they’re only dating for a week!

No. 2043690

>>2043597
imagine you died and years later some crazy bpd girl shows up at your grave to take photos like a prop. wwyd

No. 2043691

>>2043627
Omg I thought it was a man at first. Her outfit is so retarded and the creepy grin.

No. 2043692

>>2043690
Reach out my spectral hand and rip her damaged (not black!) hair off her scalp

No. 2043693

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Her calling these guys boy is so much grosser when the Ryan of the time is so young

No. 2043694

>>2043658
i don't think it's that much of a stretch to assume two white trumpers from pennsyltucky could be racist though lol. also we've only ever seen her with white guys. moving on

No. 2043695

>>2043597
she dress like how she decorates her place

No. 2043696

>>2043693
okay, so they're both unhinged. maybe it could actually work.

No. 2043699

>>2043693
The multiple comments kekk she's a secondhand embarrassment machine

No. 2043709

>>2043693
Already with the straight up I love yous. She is truly gonna kill one of these ryans someday.

No. 2043712

She’s only going to get more crazier and obsessive as she gets older. Her main mission in life is to suck the life of her partner and take on his personality until she gets bored and moves onto her next victim which will most likely result tocheating or the guy with ditch her. Another bpd cow I like to watch is Life Plus Cindy and she’s in her 40s and just as nuts as Heather.

No. 2043720

>>2043642
Google SC anon. Thats my point. Heather doesnt do real research. She does a google search and calls that fact. Thats the depth of her and her hobbies kek.

No. 2043741

>>2043693
Mischief? He took a straightforward picture of her dolls without even moving them or anything, what's mischievous about that?

No. 2043747

>>2043693
Is WannabePrivateRyan really in her house when she's not there? Also,
>mischeif

No. 2043749

>>2043692
KEK
>>2043720
>Heather doesnt do real research. She does a google search and calls that fact. Thats the depth of her and her hobbies kek.
i know, that's the point i was making anon. i agree with you. that's why i've been saying she's using twin flame incorrectly and doesn't know anything about it. of course she didn't do any research on it. this is heather we're talking about
>>2043696
hoping he's at least crazy enough to stick around for halloween!

No. 2043764

>>2043693
>I love you!
>dating for all of 4 days
Holy shit. She’s legitimately psycho. He must have been a total virgin if he’s fine with this.

No. 2043768

File: 1728440972262.jpeg (691.24 KB, 828x1214, IMG_6495.jpeg)

>>2043764
This has to be his first girlfriend, this is batshit and anyone normal would be freaked out

No. 2043775

PrivateRyan is young enough that his older female relatives will be protective and suspicious of this older, clearly insane hag, who's all of a sudden wiping mental all over his Facebook.

If he doesn't get pulled aside, there will certainly be some sneaky googling by the family of this new "girlfriend" in the mean time
So Hi, PrivateRyans aunties.

No. 2043778

>>2043454
Kek heather is 5’2” and wearing flat boots so this guy is a real manlet

No. 2043780

>>2043693
>>2043768
she's so desperate it's scary. she always manages to leave me speechless, i can't fathom it, she perpetually acts like she's 12 years old

No. 2043786

File: 1728445261067.png (4.47 MB, 1179x2556, IMG_4816.png)

Well I spoke too soon he’s much taller at this angle. This picture gives me the creeps

No. 2043788

>>2043786
at least he’s not cosplaying a Confederate

No. 2043797

>>2043786
Of all her Ryans, this is the first one that kinda gives me sibling vibes looks-wise. There's something about their features. Maybe she should DYE HER HAIR BLACK to distinguish herself.

No. 2043798

>>2043786
She looks like his mom or a much older sister. Also the death grip she has on that thing….

No. 2043800

>>2043786
Okay hear me out…imagine if she had like a rich dark copper or auburn color for hair in this pic w that green outfit she might actually pop for once in a good way. Her new Ryan (whose many nicknames make me kek) looks like he is already a ghost which she probably likes also

No. 2043802

>>2043798
That's his hand, nona.

No. 2043806

>>2043802
KEK I can’t stop laughing at her big bony hand (his) gripping his little gun

No. 2043809

>>2043749
I'll bite. What's a twin flame then, nona?

No. 2043824

>>2043786
He has crazy eyes. He looks like he gets beat at home and is constantly terrified.

No. 2043826

>>2043786
He's the first decent looking Ryan she's ever dated imo. However he doesnt seem genuinely interested in her at all and knowing how insecure Heather already is about her age, she's bound to go full bpd tardrage on his ass and abuse him for sure once he does anything that triggers her

>>2043824
Nona he has a severe eye condition…kek

No. 2043837

>>2043826
>He's the first decent looking Ryan she's ever dated imo
Oh nonna, I fear you may be suffering from military-denying strength blindness as well. Get well soon.

>>2043786
Even though he's a very rough 22, she still somehow ends up looking like a proud mother beside him. Beyond that they are actually pretty looks-matched though. I wonder how clearly he can see her and if he even knows she's in her mid-30s. kek

No. 2043841

>>2043809
nta
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twin_Flames_Universe

New Age cult. There's a doco on it. No idea why some sperg is derailing about it. Heather wouldn't bother with it, way too much work and totally retarded.(this is an imageboard. post caps)

No. 2043854

>>2043802
Well fuck, I thought that was her hand too.
>>2043824
Kek! Nonas are hilarious.

No. 2043858

>>2043786
Are we sure he’s not just a wax sculpture she’s just been posing all over the place? Making a whole personality and social media for him…. ?
Nonas remember the Great Peter Coffin Wife Debate right?

No. 2043874

>>2043841
So off topic but Twin Flanes Universe did not invent or come up with the idea of or the term Twin Flame. They’re also grifters. Twin flame used to mean that someone is your spiritual twin, not necessarily a romantic partner but someone you have a very close, intense, usually short lived connection. It can be romantic, doesn’t have to be, and usually it’s a catalyst for change in either parties lives. This cult just took a commonly used New Age term to attract retarded people such as Heather. It’s an old term.(offtopic)

No. 2043912

>>2043786
Their facial expressions are so telling. Neither of them is feeling any joy in this photo. He has the wide-eyed "socially scared" look and she has the subtle half-closed eye of "I am stressed". And neither is smiling at the eyes. Why would you post this photo and show everyone you are sad?

No. 2043915

>>2043694
It's not like you HAVE to date black guys. It just happens. So if you never happen to see me eating meat, you immediately decide I am vegan?(racesperging)

No. 2043917

>>2043915
Well…she clearly has a type and it’s not black men…it’s really unattractive white dudes. I don’t think it has to do with race but more so demographics of what she’s into and where she is located. Central PA is very white, especially in the areas she is haunting. Gettysburg and the Civil War tend to be white guy interests (weird WONDER WHY). Paranormal research, abandoned buildings, antiques….uh this all screams antisocial white dude magnet. She clearly has a preference but also it’s a few factors.(racesperging)

No. 2043927

>>2043786
At first, I thought she was in her pj's. Very goff. I don't think the black hair is happening anymore unfortunately

No. 2043979

>>2043927
Still 3 weeks to Halloween, that is enough time to be devastated by the breakup with WannabePrivateRyan, mourn, sing Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive," declare herself vegan, DYE HER HAIR, meet the next Ryan and drop her panties and the L word on their first date. Don't give in to despair!

No. 2043995

>>2043979
She won't break up with WannabePrivateRyan before Halloween is over, because she desperately wants a boyfriend on that special day. And he, I don't think he is the type to break up on his own, he is too young and too sad about him not going to war. He just lacks the life experience to detect a toxic, bdp/npd relationship, as it's probably one of his first real girlfriends.
I can see a new Ryan between Thanksgiving and Christmas though.

No. 2044002

>>2043979
Don’t forget the bare minimum exercise evidenced by stepping on a treadmill to sweat out an incredibly slow walk once every three RyanBreaks. It’s one of my favourite events on the spin cycle calendar but, as I say, doesn’t happen post every Ryan.

No. 2044003

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No. 2044013

>>2043995
>too sad about him not going to war
Good news for him, because dating Heather is its own war. Gear up, soldier. Prepare for lovebombing at 0700.

No. 2044014

File: 1728495011914.jpeg (435.66 KB, 1179x1520, IMG_3024.jpeg)

Kek

No. 2044030

>>2044013
so, you think he will stay, because he enjoys suffering and being controlled by an older person?

>>2044014
kek, had to google it, but sure, it's a Taylor Swift song, guess WannabePrivateRyan will soon be a goth Swifty himself

No. 2044032

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No. 2044036

>>2044032
Heather has absolutely lost it. Farm with what now?!

No. 2044037

>>2044014

Wax Mannequin Ryan

No. 2044043

>>2044014
Whichever Nonna said he was the first good looking Ryan she’s landed EXCUSE ME lmao, this man is tragic. The face of a mouth breather, weak chin and jaw, sunken eyes and poorly defined cheek bones. His haunted blue eyes scream out for help, this poor wretch. She’s been with some real freaks, this guy is ghastly. AppalachianPrivateRyan

No. 2044133

File: 1728512334168.png (4.84 MB, 1179x2556, IMG_4823.png)

Batton down the hatches, nonnas. Heather has taken her preemie paramour to the steps!!!!

No. 2044137

File: 1728513481736.mp4 (2.69 MB, 1080x1920, c3RwPWRzdC1tcDQmZWZnPWV5SnhaVj…)

She was cringe and embarrassing at the ghost hunting outing as per usual

No. 2044149

>>2044133
oh its getting serious, he must really be the one! not like the 20 others

No. 2044151

>>2044137
That's a pretty genuine smile from him as he films her squealing. He actually seems into her nonnas despite how annoying she can be. I suppose her immaturity better matches some inexperienced kid barely 22.

>>2043693
kek. His idea of "mischief" is par with her's. Makes me think back on the time she was trying to seem quirky while "eating bread, on the floor, with her trinkets!".

No. 2044160

>>2044137
god her voice is nails on a chalkboard. this is so cringy.

No. 2044161

File: 1728518062515.mp4 (733.3 KB, 276x480, Video (1).mp4)

Oh god this one hurt to watch. She made someone record this wtf. She acts like one of those obsessive boymoms fawning over him and his autistic hobbies

No. 2044162

>>2044137
I can’t explain what her voice sounds like but it’s awful. She has a thick speech impediment and a strong Pennsylvania? Accent and her tone is just fucking annoying

No. 2044164

>>2044151
eh a girl squealing at a haunted house or ghost hunt or other scary thrill ride is generally seen as pretty cute for most guys. It's when she does it at any / every other mundane thing it may get annoying and old. the halloween season is gonna be giving her a lot of grace lol

No. 2044165

>>2044162
Kek she talks like her tongue is too big for her mouth. Her voice is gross though. I can’t pin point much of an accent though. This was cringe to watch tho.

No. 2044167

>>2044133
these fucking steps lmfao. if i were writing a movie this would be the iconic spot where heather finally snaps and murders a ryan for the big climax

No. 2044173

>>2044043
Haunted blue eyes for a haunted goffick butterfly. He looks just like a spooky civil war haunted doll ghost boy!

No. 2044176

File: 1728521448833.mp4 (1.81 MB, 1080x1920, c3RwPWRzdC1tcDQmZWZnPWV5SnhaVj…)

I bet she forced one of the guys to record her lol(repost)

No. 2044177

File: 1728521621843.mp4 (9.08 MB, 1080x1920, c3RwPWRzdC1tcDQmZWZnPWV5SnhaVj…)


No. 2044178

>>2044176
This was already posted >>2044161

No. 2044186

File: 1728525078240.jpeg (883.95 KB, 828x1435, IMG_6503.jpeg)

She’s used the song A Thousand Years on like 10 posts of him

No. 2044187

>>2044176
>>2044177
Why does she walk… Like that? Like a cowboy

No. 2044194

>>2044186
How does this fetus already have a post-wall hairline

No. 2044196

>>2044176
Kek, you can literally hear goober saying "action" behind the camera before she starts waddling over to her latest ryan.

No. 2044199

>>2044137
You can hear someone say "oh my god this is.." like they're done and embarrassed by her.
>>2044161
I just don't know how you get the energy to feign this type of love for every guy you meet multiple times over and over back to back. Seems exhausting to me.
>>2044162
If you look at her mouth while she's talking it's like she's tongue-tied or has some lower jawbone issue that causes her speech impediment.
>>2044187
Because she's fat and her thighs are rubbing together

No. 2044248

>>2044199
>I just don't know how you get the energy to feign this type of love for every guy you meet multiple times over and over back to back. Seems exhausting to me.
It's easy and comes naturally for bpd, and it doesnt feel like faking it for them, usually the rush of hormones and emotions in the initial stages are very real to the bpdchan, and bpd can keep doing it over and over again as soon as they meet and develop attachment to a new FP. They basically live for that 'falling in love' sensation and can repeat it ad infinitum for as long as they live, which is a blessing in a way. Of course the curse it that it always goes south pretty quickly because of how emotionally unstable they are.(armchairing)

No. 2044314

>>2044177
>>2044187
i was thinking linebacker. it's not a flattering video that's for sure

No. 2044436

>>2044248
Ntayrt
But this is exactly why she will never last in a long term relationship. Once all the puppylove-honeymoon-stage feelings are gone she will be bored and he will probably hate her by then since her fakeness and shallowness will be evident by then.
The only way she will find a guy to hang around with her longterm is for him to be as retarded and crazy as she is. Like her scrote from the first thread. That guy wanted to keep and control her like a possesion because he himself was no catch and knew moving on to someone else would be hard.
So unless she finds mr.desperateBPDryan, we will be blessed with the milk of knew ryans for eternity.

No. 2044498

File: 1728602069190.jpeg (485.4 KB, 1179x1089, IMG_3036.jpeg)

Gross lol

No. 2044517

File: 1728606380045.jpeg (294.49 KB, 1406x1080, Picsew_20241010172513.jpeg)

She’s skinwalking his photography style all of a sudden

No. 2044520

File: 1728606435505.jpeg (1.13 MB, 828x1535, IMG_6515.jpeg)


No. 2044538

>>2044498
so she's forcing blindprivateryan to believe in ghosts now

No. 2044548

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No. 2044551

File: 1728612633444.jpeg (203.83 KB, 1179x687, IMG_3058.jpeg)


No. 2044553

>>2043979
KEKK nona
>>2044014
>>2044176
i thought it was just the photos of him looking stiff, because he looks oddly stiff in every photo taken, but even in "motion" he scarily looks like a wax statue
>>2043841
>No idea why some sperg is derailing about it. Heather wouldn't bother with it, way too much work and totally retarded.
because heather keeps calling him her twin flame when she doesn't know what that means. therefore, she is "bothering with it" but not in the way you think she is, because whatever you linked has absolutely nothing to do with that conversation
>>2044517
very creepy
>>2044548
kek he isn't even looking at her in the pic
>i always knew i was meant to find you
just like all the other ryans. it's like you were meant to find everyone!
>>2044551
kek i don't know what to say, is this his way of avoiding saying the words?

No. 2044555

>>2044548
I hope he realizes Heather is actually incapable of loving anyone but herself. She is literally using him as a prop.
Also I know it's been said, but that outfit is heinous. Looking like a fridge even in a corset is sad.

No. 2044559

File: 1728614213996.jpeg (717.83 KB, 828x1372, IMG_6520.jpeg)

I bet she’s telling him that he’s ghostryan reincarnated

No. 2044563

>>2044559
Oh my god, you're probably right. Especially with his "idk I just FEEL like I'm supposed to be a soldier…" life goal. Every BDP's ultimate goal is to find someone they can suck into their fantasy bubble with them. How long until he realizes she's not kidding or just over-romanticizing, but she legit believe this?

No. 2044571

>>2044559
I literally have seen couples who both had actual Down Syndrome act infinitely less retarded than this

No. 2044584

>>2044551
Oh that's a big yikes. He can't even say it back to her.

No. 2044590

>>2044548
Her outfit is so tacky. If he was kind of matching it might pass as a cute couples photo. But her tights cheapen it.
>>2044551
>right back at ya
KEK I’ll give them two months. Thanksgiving and Christmas around the corner means meeting families and really putting your priorities first.

No. 2044607

>>2044584
Of course he can't, they've known each other for a handful of months. She's cried over multiple Ryans before even introducing him and declaring she's off of dating apps (for the nth time this year.)
What even happened to ForeignRyan kek.

No. 2044612

>>2044551
Ouch. Lol

No. 2044620

>>2044548
this whole God and praying act, it wasn't there before BloodRyan, right? Or did I miss something? Interesting that we haven't seen her (dying) plant children for some time, BlindPrivateRyan doesn't seem to have any interest in plants at all.

No. 2044633

>>2044607
There's no proof they've known each other for months

No. 2044634

>>2044607
>What even happened to ForeignRyan kek.
shit, you're right, how fast that never happeend KEK

No. 2044636

File: 1728625623481.jpeg (624.79 KB, 828x1275, IMG_6521.jpeg)

>>2044633
I think they’ve known each other for around 3 weeks, she posted the first picture hanging out with him and her goober gang 16 days ago >>2038345 and posted this on Sep 18th. She might have been acquainted with him through Brandon or axeryan before that but no, I don’t think they hung out before that or she would have posted about it to make poxryan jealous

No. 2044639

File: 1728625673666.jpeg (666.9 KB, 828x1052, IMG_6522.jpeg)

Gross

No. 2044650

>>2044551
>>2044639
My god Heather shut up! She’s so cringy and actually sounds like a boomer or mom talking to him. I’m constantly reminded how unaware she is of her actions.

No. 2044654

File: 1728627479623.jpeg (72.61 KB, 388x500, IMG_3401.jpeg)

>>2044133
NoSavingPrivateRyan now, she took him to the tower.

No. 2044670

>>2044620
She literally blamed a breakup on a Ryan being religious. I forget which one it was though, papeRyan maybe? The more Ryans she has the less I can remember who is who anymore.

>>2044636
>>2044639
>>2044650
kek. She really does sound like a proud mother rattling on about how proud she is of her talented sweet "baby boy".

No. 2044675

>>2044548
we know you never compromise in a realtionship hag thats not something to brag about its why you have over a dozen exes.
>>2044551
hes trying to keep a healthy distance in a budding relationship like a normal fucking person lmao may be hes beginning to see the end haha

No. 2044682

>>2044548
she looks huge next to him, i wish she would lose some weight, i cant imagine she looks good naked with that broad barrel waist of hers

No. 2044683

File: 1728635693498.png (385.88 KB, 493x729, Screenshot 2024-10-11 at 09.33…)

>>2044548
she looks absolutely deranged and terrifying kek, the bpdchan hormones have kicked in

No. 2044684

>>2044683
she looks like an evil german puppet that got possessed

No. 2044689

>>2044684
She'd take that as a compliment, nona

No. 2044694

>>2044670
She’s giving Pixielocks mom vibes or IBF mom on social media kek

No. 2044706

>>2044553
You already got banned once for sperging about the twin flame shit, anon. It doesn't 'mean' anything, it's just a phrase. Let it go.

No. 2044708

>>2044706
Twin Flame shit is like the next level of pickme for “soul mates” ITS EVEN MORE INTENSE uwu . Imagine needing to assert you are that special to feel something(integrate)

No. 2044743

>>2044517
BPDemons are a terrifying lot. I hope private Ryan dips right before Halloween so we get a spectacular meltdown

No. 2044744

The meltdown when this one ends is going to be special.
It might actually permanently break her brain.

If he's got even one good friend, they will be in his ear about how insane this is. Even without ending up on these threads. She's really putting on a song and dance demonstrating the crazy with no help needed.

No. 2044751

File: 1728658711492.jpg (362.08 KB, 1013x899, Screenshot_20241011_155743.jpg)

She do look huge wtf

No. 2044782

>>2044517
Even after being up for 3hours, no likes. Privateryan cant be fucking bothered to put in even a fraction of the energy she is putting in on this relationship.
I hope when they break up she keeps this style of photography. It really speaks to her narcissism that over half her insta pics are of her…. like girl move we cant see the cememtary. But the thing is heather doesnt ACTUALLY find cemetaries interesting, its only interesting when she is in it, hence all the cemetary SELFIES.

No. 2044816

>>2044744
>If he's got even one good friend, they will be in his ear about how insane this is.
i really wonder. he seems like a stunted autist and he met her through brandon who seems indifferent about heather's crazy. i wonder if there is anyone who's warned him or if he's on his own
>She's really putting on a song and dance demonstrating the crazy with no help needed.
agreed! she's putting on a whole damn show for this guy, it's repulsive and creepy. she looks so damn desperate it's pathetic. i really wonder how long they'll last, he doesn't seem to like her very much.

>>2044706
this is an anonymous image board. i never got banned for it, you're reading and talking to multiple anons and you somehow can't recognize that

>>2044782
>Even after being up for 3hours, no likes. Privateryan cant be fucking bothered to put in even a fraction of the energy she is putting in on this relationship.
i wonder if he actually likes her or if he's just happy he's getting any female attention. it's obvious he has no charisma and likely hasn't had many girlfriends due to his age and interests.
>But the thing is heather doesnt ACTUALLY find cemetaries interesting, its only interesting when she is in it, hence all the cemetary SELFIES.
very true, her only interest is herself. it's sad. she'll drop the photography skinwalk about ~2 ryans from now. hopefully by then she'll have black hair!

No. 2044890

>>2044782
likes arent a measure of a relationship. heather LIVES for and on social media. Dude doesnt. So in her mind she probably thinks something is wrong, and thats one factor in all her relationships failing.

No. 2044951

>>2044890
Very true, and he is young and dumb so he lacks the emotional maturity to realise that women put into a relationship what they want out of it at first. She wants his comments and likes and thats why she is doing it. She wants big displays of affection. Because its a show, or competition or something? Is this what BPD is? Because holy shit. This woman is deranged.

No. 2044952

File: 1728704768223.mp4 (6.5 MB, 1080x1920, dolphin-giggles.mp4)

They don't look like they're joking… 1/2

No. 2044953

File: 1728704853561.mp4 (4.41 MB, 1080x1920, haha-everyone-hates-me-lolz.mp…)


No. 2044954

>>2044952
God, you couldn't pay me to sit in a smelly old basement with this lot. It's insane that Heather has to go to such dramatic pick-me lengths just to have men of this caliber hardly even want to spend time with her. The balding barefoot wook jumpscare was hilariously unexpected though.

No. 2044955

>>2044952
>>2044953
You can see the irritation in their faces. Why is she laughing at nothing? She seems totally insufferable.

No. 2044980

>>2044955
she really is. i'm convinced she can't do anything with people without having to shove her phone in everybody's face constantly. "look how much fun i'm having!!" she's doing whatever the opposite of "living in the moment" is

No. 2044996

>>2044952
>>2044953
I can't understand a single word that's being said, can someone transcribe?

No. 2045001

I have a feeling that this particular relationship is going to cause the biggest meltdown we've ever witnessed here on lolcor. He doesnt seem into her at all, and she's acting more insane than usual.

No. 2045007

>>2044952
>>2044953
I’m getting psycho vibes from the bald guy. I would not feel safe with this dude in a basement. Tbf Heather is psycho too but this guy seems violent.

No. 2045013

File: 1728723760542.jpg (10.43 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg)

>>2044952
Her fake little girl giggle is so creepy and unhinged. Sounds like the fucking villain from Roger Rabbit.

No. 2045060

>>2045001
i get the vibe he might slightly be enjoying the attention from her (not sure if he's actually that into her, herself) especially if he hasn't had much female attention before. But her crazy is probably gonna get old quick and the negatives won't be worth getting some attention from a crazy blonde girl.

No. 2045066

>>2044953
Every sliver of Brandon’s will to live eeked out of his body in that video, it was u comfortable watching. You can tell he is not well versed in standing up for himself but you can see he is absolutely done with being around her. I don’t get why he is still orbiting, genuinely. Especially now that she’s MotherBoy with his (?) buddy.

Also why are they in a dirt basement ghost hunting and that man has no shoes on? These people are some of the most foul individuals

No. 2045086

>>2044953
>we know how that works out for you, heather
shots fired

No. 2045088

>>2044953
theres virtually no reason to film this. seems they don't even wanna talk because of the socially retarded surveillance cunt in the back.
people don't like being recorded heather. how fucking hard is it to grasp this?

No. 2045092

We should make a collage with all the comments hagther has left on previous boyfriends photos. She always says she found her special someone, 20 times in 2 years btw

No. 2045097

>>2044952
Imagine being a turbo pick-me and all you get for it is hanging out in a filthy terrifying basement with ugly moids who clearly can’t stand you and only tolerate your presence so their depressed buddy PrivateRyan can lose his virginity

No. 2045104

>>2044953
American culture is really funny to watch

No. 2045106

>>2045097
PrivateRyan seems extremely beta and timid and Hag is overbearing and domineering, it might actually work between them since that dynamic is quite common among toxic couples.

No. 2045121

>>2045088
but she has to film it, so everyone can see she has real friends and that she is not like the other girls, because she likes spooky things and her friends are only men, not women

No. 2045129

>>2045106
Nah. He's not into her, he's into free pussy. He'll leave when he had his fill.

No. 2045138

>>2045129
He looks like he will go bald any minute, he is hiding a weak ass chin under that facial hair, lukewarm iq and he’s blind af. Pretty sure Heather is the best he can do. I don’t think he will let her go unless she does some weird bonker shit. He is too young and inexperienced to realize she’s insane, and probably brushes off a lot of her behaviors as quirky/weird because that’s how she presents herself.

No. 2045142

>>2044953
The body language on these goobers is fascinating. Not one of them knows how to socialize kek.

No. 2045244

>>2045106
well what do you expect? heather is proud for never compromising in relationships, for being an annoying terminally online cunt. she'll never find a guy who will put his foot down and say Enough because:
1.) thats not what she goes for. she wants a doormat.
2.) if she ever had a guy who wont tolerate this shit she'll cry abuse and pretend to be a victim
3.) no self respecting guy will never look in her direction
man oh man I cant wait until she reaches/sleeps with 50 ryans

No. 2045255

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He looks perpetually nervous

No. 2045263

>>2045255
Why do all the men she has dated recently have groyper vibes?

No. 2045265

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>>2045255
>If only you knew how bad things really are

No. 2045269

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It's so weird to look back on ancient videos and see how she's still dealing with the same basic issue, her fundamental emptiness. The way she talks about wanting an identity to cling to and wanting somebody she can be dependent on to save her is creepy, since we've seen her try so hard to cling to identities and people since. But it hasn't helped. Nothing helps the emptiness.

No. 2045281

>>2045255
The grip she has on his arm kek.

No. 2045287

If she was a man, she'd give quite the serial killer vibes.

No. 2045288

>>2045281
holy shit i didn't even notice that grip, she is clutching onto him for dear life lmao

No. 2045293

>>2045269
>it's all my fault
crazy to see how much she's degraded. she's displaying self-awareness here: she wants someone to hold her hand through everything and she desperately wants to cling to a label or an identity. she on some level used to recognize this. pretty crazy. she's talking about how deeply insecure she is about stuff i've heard plenty of people express. they're sad and lost because they don't have a clear defined path laid out in front of them, ect. imo it's a stupid "problem" to have, but at least she's able to talk about it here. now it's just outward projection constantly. she's gotten so much worse. it's obvious in this video that she's upset about this, but even back then i think all the advice in the world couldn't have helped her.

>>2045255
kek is she coping? dude looks horrendous, but i guess that's her type

No. 2045319

>>2045255
I kinda feel sorry for him because he seems like he doesn’t really know what’s going on like Forest Gump.

No. 2045335

>>2045244
>I cant wait until she reaches/sleeps with 50 ryans
If privateRyan doesn't ruin her ryan streak we're set to see her hit 50 well before she turns 40. I honestly suspect her count is even higher than we know it to be considering she kept pretty hush about sleeping with poxRyan up until she couldn't lock him down. There might be others she was courting but ultimately brushed aside for a "better" ryan. It's honestly mo wonder she's having a harder time lately, she absolutely has got to have a reputation amongst the local moids by now.

No. 2045336

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No. 2045342

>>2045269
>and its all my fault
welp there was a time where she admitted this but I have doubts it was ever a genuine realization. she sounds so whiny, defeayed over nothing. this vid wouldve been better behind closed doors with a therapist than put online.

No. 2045358

>>2045104
this isn’t US culture, this is freaky bottom-of-the-barrel moid stank
wherever you live you have losers like this too, whether they’re trainspotters or birdwatchers or board game players or model plane builders

No. 2045365

>>2045104
>>2045358
I know, I had to laugh at anon thinking this is “American culture” when moids sitting around farting and doing nothing is a thing all over the world. The only weird part is that they don’t have alcohol or a card game or something to entertain themselves. Are they ghost hunting? Looks extremely boring.

No. 2045376

>>2045104
>>2045358
>>2045365
I heard someone in politics say the other day that "Pennsylvania is made up of Philadelphia and Pittsburgh and Alabama in between them."
>>2045255
This lovebombing is pretty extreme even by Hag's standards lol

No. 2045380

>>2044559
>>2044636
>>2044639
>>2045255
This seems forced even by Heather's unbelievably neurotic standards. I wonder if there isn't someone she perceives as a "rival," a recent ex or girl he was flirting with before her (by which I mean, you know, last week). It looks almost like she's metaphorically pissing on him to mark her territory.

No. 2045390

>>2045380
i agree, it's overbearing even for heather. it's very extreme, i was suspecting the same thing. some sort of insecurity, maybe because he's younger she's terrified of those "evil e-girls" out there
>>2045342
i felt the similarly way while watching it, like this is something she could have confided in to a therapist because it's such a whiny nothing problem to cry over. while i'm shocked at her being even slightly self-aware compared to the heather we see today, like her actually admitting she's at fault (holy shit), i also don't feel like it was a super genuine realization either.
i guess this is another case where she was stuck at the starting line, kek. she has nothing to show for this realization, or confession. perhaps this is just another form of her usual pity parties she loves to throw. there is plenty of advice i would have given to past heather, like if someone confided in me with this feeling i feel like i know what i'd tell them, but knowing how she turned out that advice would have definitely not been heard. she clearly didn't ruminate on this enough and now here we are



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