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No. 2126631
Discuss people in your life, or people you have found online, who have lolcow potential.
Previous threads (in order but not properly numbered):
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>>2122156My lolcow meth head friend blacked out after taking too much benzos (she couldn't sleep due to using meth) and went on a huge unhinged rant at 5 AM. This is what she sent me afterwards like it was no big deal.
No. 2126760
>>2126735drug fueled texts are my guilty pleasure kek.
so her mind is so fucked she uses meth to stay awake then benzos to chill/go to bed I'm guessing?
No. 2126836
>>2126323name starts with M? i think the girl I'm thinking of actually did move from somewhere else.
more about my memories of this girl, although it's been a while since i thought about her so it's hazy:
she got this insane look on her face when she was telling her lies. like glowing, sparkly-eyed, dreamy looking, like she was being told the most magical story she'd ever heard, but it was HER telling the story lol. she got sooo high on her own bullshit i think actually believed the lies she told
i never heard her music but i think it was bad, she was a vocalist, possibly bassist? i think she took 8 years to do a 3 year degree
i stopped talking to her because she tried to tell me to my face that we'd slept together and i just didn't remember???
she had a boyfriend who was frankly out of her league and i think she kept him around with a lot of manipulation. they never had sex except for the time she told me about where she basically cried all night at him about him thinking she was ugly, until he finally tied her up and fucked her, she presented this to me as some great romantic victory. the way she described him in the moment sounded like active dissociation lol. i was relieved when they broke up
No. 2127024
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I've been watching this cringey spiritual guru artistic videographer and he gets worse every year kek. His name is Ming and his he calls himself babypro - apparently it's because he's a baby spiritually but still a professional videographer.
Accounts:
https://www.instagram.com/babypro.ming/https://www.youtube.com/@babypro5https://babypro.medium.com/
>33 years old as of this year>was working up until 2021 as an engineer in netherlands>watched a video on buddhism while high on weed and got a "spiritual awakening">quits his job to pursue his "true path" as an artistic storyteller, whatever that means>hopes to become viral so he can produce content as a living; currently he has no other source of income and is living off his father's inheritance. btw according to an ex colleague he charges 140USD an hour for his services>his brand is wearing a chinese brocade jacket all the time; ironically he can't speak mandarin and is totally out of touch with his heritage. he even thinks seeing the number 8 everywhere was some sort of personal divine message from the universe when it's just a lucky number. what a retard>travels around the world with 4 drones (all named btw) and numerous other gadgets but has 0 cinematography skill>calls himself a storyteller of people but always inserts himself into the video/photo>the only people that he can record are homeless people, older people, kids and animals because they're the only demographic that can tolerate him >he thinks everyone loves him, especially animals even though they are actively repulsed by him kek>other than "storytelling", he frequently posts himself regurgitating what spiritual nonsense he heard some guru said or him making shit up, like "darkseeing" (which is when you close your eyes but can still see your surroundings and change it however you want… bitch that's your fucking imagination)>four years of shit content and he still hasn't gotten the message that he's never going to be famousNotable events:
>tried to get clout by making a video of his friends death>video is 90% him and 10% upskirting the woman he was hooking up with at the time>video doesn't do well and he complains>recently he's been attempting some guerilla marketing by taking selfies with random people and gifting them the polaroid with his username. idk why he thinks that's a good idea since he's not advertising his photography skills this way. >takes a sneak shot of a woman, saying that he's "celebrating her beauty in art" and gives her the photo he took of her>doesn't realize how fucking creepy this is>saw two boys playing and with the permission of the grandma (who probably didn't know he was going to upload it online) recorded them with his drone>after that he got the grandma to take a picture of him and the boys for some reason and he gives them the picture>later the dad finds out and demands him to delete everything>he's deeply hurt because it was a "gift from his heart" KEKI've been watching him for quite some time so I might have missed out something and will probably add to it later.
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>>2127024Here's the video where he takes a sneakshot of a random woman and gifts it to her. Note the name Talia: he calls any girl he's attracted to Talia because he got his heart broken by an Australian woman named Talia. It's creepy and sounds like serial killer shit.
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>>2127024He's such a retard he can't tell when an animal is uncomfortable with him. Even worse is him making this video into some weird pickup artist thing but with a dog. How tf does he come up with this creepy stuff? He also took a photo of a random person's cat at their house and dropped the picture into their mailbox as a surprise gift. He might be an actual autist with how socially inept he is but he could also just be on drugs, idk
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I forgot to link his talent page:
https://foxertalent.nl/babypro/It's in Dutch but there's an English version.
>He accidentally calls himself autistic instead of artistic KEK freudian slip?>Salmon Wisdom Keeper (???)>"One of my unique skills is typing with my eyes closed, which allows me to observe and document my thoughts even without visual input. This rare ability is a testament to my unique approach to storytelling." He really thinks this makes him special kekaroo>The cringy photos at the bottom of the page of him trying to look cuteHe overshares a lot of his life on Medium too but I'll stop the spam for now. I'm still looking for a way to archive his blog without having to manually do it for every post but Medium is very finicky.
This guy usually travels to European countries and most recently he's in Berlin so watch out euro nonas kek
No. 2127058
>>2127035This is hilarious but only because he
seems harmlessly dumb as a rock. In all reality I would be legitimately terrified if I found a random picture of my cat in my mailbox. Like I would probably move asap. The woman he ‘gifted’ his creepy shot of her seemed so alarmed that he took a photo of her without her knowledge and went to the effort to print it off onto some fucking card as if it was a one off glamour shot that he just happened to capture and not a Polaroid of her mid conversation snapped from behind a shrub. Wonder how many shots he actually took just to get that one mediocre image he felt was artistic enough to waste photo paper and printer ink on.
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>>2127166He basically posts everyday since he's desperate for views. He's hoping he'll get famous from his "content" but it's just all creep schizo posting kek.
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>>2127200If nonas are interested in seeing more of him being a creep I definitely could make a thread. There's enough material I think, there's tons of videos and his blog articles to go through. I'll need time to do a proper write up though so have this picture for now. Might be a good candidate for the thread pic because it really encapsulates his creepiness
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My personal cow has posted these insane takes. Any other cow and you'd think he's an elaborate troll.
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Sageing because A) my write-up sucks and B) she's not that interesting, but Ellen Woodbury (Pizzacake Comics) is my personal cow after coming across her thread on the other farms.
> Draws terrible comics that range from lukewarm political takes about the U.S. despite being Canadian, to "quirky" late-millennial humor
> Has an OnlyFans with nudes and posing worse that are likely worse than Shayna's from descriptions (I would rather shoot myself than look at them to confirm)
> Cucks her husband, but that's just funny to me since it's a moid (Kiwis seethe over it, though).
> Has two children – an elder daughter with ADHD, and a younger son with autism – and consistently makes comics where it seems like they hate her guts. Seems like she competes with her younger daughter, and is definitely putting them at risk of awful bullying with her OF.
> Sent false DMCA takedowns to Null and, upon him informing her that what she was doing was verging on illegal, just said "ok lmao" over email
> Is tight with, like, every Reddit mod ever, and gets all posts that are negative towards her taken down
> Despite preaching about ignoring things you don't like, she's obsessed with "owning da haters"
> Illustrated porn of herself femdoming a hater
> Overall obsessed with moids, whether they love her or hate her, and does everything she can to get their attention
She's just a personal cow of mine because I use Plebbit occasionally and hated seeing her comics, so I had a blast when I saw the KF thread. I also have a lot of hate in my heart for mothers who are voluntarily sex-workers, particularly when they have daughters. Sets a really awful precedent and I wouldn't be surprised if Gen Alpha comes out with horror stories about it, similarly to Dana (though she is an actual fucking horrorcow and I can't stomach her thread).
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>fatty FAS themby twitter commie
>morally superior vegan
>seethes at rich and thin people
>always tries to befriend rich and thin people online
>insists that everyone still needs to mask because “muh chronic illness”
>does hard drugs despite muh chronic illness
>cries about not being able to participate in society because of COVID and makes her own problems
>self proclaimed proletariat but always about working retail and low income jobs
No. 2128626
a friend group i was in just prior to peaking and the only reason i peaked at all. pretty much everyone was retarded in their own way, some more than others. i really wish i could remember more about them because there's probably so much dumb shit i'm forgetting about them.
friend 1:
>dog therian tim. would call himself a puppygirl
>mentally stunted and had zero self control. couldn't think for himself at all
>had another friend group that abandoned him once they found out he was a therian
>would bark for no reason and ran around his parent's house on all fours
>aspiring musician, would constantly e-beg for bandcamp purchases
>tried to be a lorefag about one of his albums but "lore" made no sense
>chronic consoomer, purchasing habit was so bad that he went into debt, bedroom floor and tables covered in bad purchases
>admitted to trying to hang himself
>would commission and beg for art of his fursona
>would always act stoned despite not being a stoner and just say some lol xd random shit
friend 2:
>smartass tif who was convinced she was a mastermind of burger politics
>said source of politic knowledge most likely came from highschool, tumblr echo chambers, and breadtubers
>she watched SO many breadtubers, was an avid hasan abi fan
>argued with an israeli teenager over the fact he was an israeli teenager
>close friends with friend 1, picked up his uwu puppygirl shenanigans and started identifying as a wolf
>had other fetishes that were probably also picked up from the tims of the group
>humiliated me for mentioning the lasting effects of the civil rights movement, pretty sure she was convinced that racism is just as bad as it was before the movement
>shitty art. would draw her husbando with tit chop scars in the same pose over and over again with one shoulder being much longer than the other, would claim she's drawing him at an angle and get mad when her art was criticized
>thought i was gonna go fully right wing when she found out i was peaking
friend 3:
>another tim, genderfluid this time. stereotypical programmer sock trans girlie
>looked like a nerd from a children's sitcom
>not as utterly insane as the other members of the group but still fucking weird
>would leave r34 tabs open on purpose as a joke
friends 4 and 5:
>the pets of the group. only spoke in memes
>i'm not fucking kidding. almost everything they said was either a meme or a dumb in-joke
>one had a dumb high-pitched frog voice, the other sounded like a chain smoking parappa the rapper
>friend 2 would cry "but they're autistic!" every time i got annoyed with them
>some of their jokes would last 30 minutes, that was the only time friend 2 would get mad at them
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>>2039949Look who is off her meds again, kek.
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Found this tradfem account with wild claims and stories.
>Hates on single and childless women but brags about marrying late and having babies late
>Her husband is fierce and masculine but lets her work and works from home as well to watch the baby
>Was a genius in high school but never got anywhere in career even at 34
>Proud of her pregnancy yet miserable and complaining
Many of her tweets contradict each other as well. In one breath she says women should get right to work too besides being housewives, then in another, sides with manosphere man claiming all women want to be married to millionaires. Is this not a bot?
Or she must have settled and is coping to love a husband way uglier than her. There is no way a woman who claims to be ex-girlboss and is now “banging out babies back to back” is high-quality.
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Claire from dolltwt and fujotwt, a 35 year old redneck bihet ‘yaoi historian’ with an ugly middle aged scrotaku boyfriend who spends life’s most precious moments ranting about terfs, defending the porn industry, male degenerate weaboos and access to violent anime porn with her life, and overconsooming. I wouldn’t mind her and I like some of her bc manga reqs but she wasn’t such a fcking handmaiden, and a massive hypocrite. In the thread of the lower half of picrel, she goes on and on about ‘im not a shotacon, just a regular degular eroguro fan!’ But her favorite manga include sabi no yume and kaze to ki no uta, featuring very young characters in ero situations, and for the latter (also I’m not at all calling anyone who likes kaze to ki no uta a shotacon but you can’t be suprised that normies think it’s weird you’re reading about naked little boys kissing) the mangaka would take character inspiration from real life European little boys, those magazines with underage or barley pubescent white children were super popular in Japan. I’m just really bothered with how she sees more issues with, and entirely disposes and demonizes the opinions of radfems critiquing harmful sexual dynamics and exploitation in favor of fervently defending violent pornography, when most of this porn isn’t fictional yaoi made by and for women but victimizing real life women and children for male consumption
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I posted her in the lolita thread but since she’s not in a com I guess the non lolita posts belong here?
Anyways a little context
>>>/w/350686I capped some spergings that were similar to pixyteri’s hold on
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>>2130056It was about this drawing btw
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>>2130057It was about this drawing yes.
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>>2130058Now I understand why bpds here are called bpdemons.
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>>2130062This one single rant, not separate ones. Her dream is to beat the women’s world record in deadlifting, but she’s already pulled her back trying to lift 90 kg. (When many would tell her that she’s actually working out incorrectly and that she’ll end up physically disabled if she keeps going. But she’s pretending her imaginary coach told her it’s just hate comments, not criticism.)
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>>2130064It was all because her drawing did not get the same amount of attention as her gym work outs
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>>2130071 Notice that drawing in the background.
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>>2130072She’s 30 years old btw
No. 2130119
Just checked in on my personal cow, she's a perfect fit for the queerbaiting thread. She posted a long rambling series of stories last night.
>35 year old white woman
>fake name, calls herself non-binary
>dates a stringy young cis man
>large chest, no facial hair, makeup, says she's "pretty"
Five stories posted whining about how everybody at a pride event "misgendered" her. Sorry bitch but you look and talk like a woman, you insist you have some "extremely personal" reasons for not transitioning, but I truly think it's because she doesn't actually know who she is because she's BPD.
>"I was really disappointed being constantly misgendered at pride, made me feel invisible lol, like wow maybe they're right"
So fucking annoying. Sorry that random strangers can't read your fucking mind. I bet people would have been fine with a big HE/HIM THEY/THEM sign at the pride event, but I'm guessing she was so butthurt that people couldn't read her mind and that she was "clockable" despite doing nothing to hide her sex. It's so embarrassing. Just because you like watching RuPaul's drag race and you call yourself a "power bottom" doesn't mean you're a nonbiney trans star. It means you're a self-absorbed white woman desperate for more discrimination points. I've never cringed so hard at someone. This pride event isn't about you, you fucking nerd. Just another moment where she wanted to center herself for no fucking reason.
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This might be too zoomer for this site, but I wonder if anyone else keeps tabs on the looksmaxxing/bp tiktok sphere, and in particular the cookieverse. I wasn't sure what thread I should post this in and it's not extremely milky so I'm saging just in case.
>'looksmaxxing' is something that evolved on incel forums in the 2010s that follows the incel belief that women only want 'chads' and the 'top 10%' of men. Looksmaxxers aim to resolve this by becoming completely consumed by their looks and using methods like 'bonesmashing' and starving themselves to achieve their 'maxxed' potential, some go as far as surgery, fillers, etc. Recently, within the past 3 or so years, it has moved from being contained within websites like looksmax.org to having become a meme on tiktok, and now a full-on community that is breaching the mainstream. The entire thing is highly homosocial, bordering on homoerotic, and men and boys in this 'community' hate women because they hold the belief even the ugliest woman can get a man to fawn over her, whereas men in the same position have no hope and therefore are condemned to a life of misery and solitude because they are not entitled to sex with women as a right.
>Tiktok sphere is filled with racist teenage boys who make edits of and fanboy over male models and argue over which ones are more attractive
>Pickmes are scattered here and there but generally get ruthlessly tormented and called attention seekers and 'foid ruiners' for daring to enter the special boy's club.
>The 'Cookieverse' is the name given to the friends and shenanigans of Cookie King, or Demir Basceri (picrel), who is a prominent figure in the looksmaxxing community despite not partaking in any actual looksmaxxing himself. Why? His entire fandom revolves around his downfall in terms of looks, and consists of people reminiscing over his 'prime' in 2022. He basically makes money from milking the fact that he is fat and slovenly and doesn't take care of himself, and stays prominent by posting nonsense 10+ times an hour.
>He is friends with several other looksmaxxers and uploads nonstop content with them, including Zeta, Clavicular (who is a racist with two retraining orders from women), K. Shami/syrianpsycho (who popularised looksmaxxing and got on tv for it), Dillon Latham, Santa Cruz (who he had a fall out with), and others.
>Currently, he is embroiled in drama with Nazi Nick Fuentes after he called him and Dean Withers 'jesters' for being political, and then Nick professed his hatred for him on stream and sent his groypers to get cookie's account banned.
>One reason this has caused such controversy is that looksmaxxing is extremely intertwined with the alt-right, and though it is obvious that cookie king probably holds some right wing views, he deliberately avoids politics in his content. He has previously been involved in beef with Dean Withers as well
>There are far milkier aspects of this circle, but I can't be arsed to write them out right now so that is just a rundown
No. 2130406
>>2129925Oh my god, i never thought i'd see her here, but it's so fitting. I've been following her antics for years but i ended up muting her because the retardation was too grating. And the constant consoomer talk was boring as hell
>lowkey it was art theftKek what a retard. I was sympathetic to her despite everything but it's embarrassing to see a woman in her 30s virtue signal this hard. You're
thirty, stop vying for moral points all the time. It's like she's permanently stuck in old tumblr, it's scary
>ugly crossplaying bfOh, so that's why she's pro-troon. I couldn't grasp why she was so insistent on anti
terf sperging specifically but everything makes sense now.
>please refrain from sexually harassing me by speculating about what I "get off to" onlineThen don't plaster your kinks all over your public socials? I don't think her 2edgy4u tastes are that milky or wrong but i can't believe how these millenials will shout about their reddit sexualities from rooftops only to curl up and whine if someone comments on it.
> I’m just really bothered with how she sees more issues with, and entirely disposes and demonizes the opinions of radfems critiquing harmful sexual dynamics and exploitationShe's a "revenge of the nerd" kind of sperg pick-me. Awkward, sheltered and so thankful for the late male attention she finally got from fellow ugly nerds. She's
finally enjoying her moment so she'll nod to whatever they say and fiercely guard them against women, those same women that probably rejected her over her awkwardness. It's understandable to be hurt but the way they get their revenge is lame, it's vicarious and so they mindlessly repeat what nerdy coomers whine about without input or question
No. 2130547
>>2130406Samefag, actually i think it's more to do with her and similar millenial women not accepting ambivalence. She can't just deal with the fact that some of her fantasies are weird or make her look like a coomer to herself and others.
All porn must be good, it can't be a grey area like 2D vs. 3D or a case-by-case thing. Comes across as very defensive kek
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>>2130224Maybe you’re right after all but if that baby comes and she’s still a crackhead, she’s gonna get a thread.
No. 2131076
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Pirate software aka Jason Thor Hall
>Failed game dev, tried to make an Undertale clone, failed. It's still available on Steam for purchase but hasn't been updated iirc since 2023
>Blizzard nepo baby. His father is a former employee and got Jason a job that he managed to squander by being less than mediocre
>Security expert faker. Brags about accomplishments at DEFCON which were acquired by colleagues in his group with little input from him, inflates the smallest thing into super cool h4x0r mad skillz
>Recently has been opposing the Stop Killing Games initiative by preaching against it to his audience with nonsensical arguments. They're so strange that I honestly think he's some kind of paid industry shill.
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>>2131076Jason is such a fucking narc. Watching the internet blow up over him bailing on some WoW streamers was hilarious. A failed content creator also posted a callout recently accusing him of emotional abuse and manipulation over erotic roleplay.
https://piratesoftware.sucks