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No. 1520001
Previous thread
>>1509454None of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart. We're in the middle
No. 1520199
>>1520193this reply
>>1520111shows that it's not
No. 1520213
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My son will be called Dattebayo which means the righteous one sent by God.
No. 1520319
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>>1520314There literally was just a discussion about how anons call anyone a moid a week ago in /meta/.
No. 1520346
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Leggings like this are lewd as fuck. The ones with the butthole scrunch are even worse. If I can unironically see your pussy and asshole from behind when you're squatting please kys. Literal ape scrotes can't be trusted to treat you like a human being in normal clothes, much less OnlyFans leggings on a random Tuesday. I wish women didn't do this. It's not empowering. I can't imagine wearing these regularly to a public gym and not feeling like every man there isn't going to follow me to my car and murder me in order to wear my ass cheeks like a hat.
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discuss
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Didn't have any money left so my cousin gifted me his last deodorant from his store, its for men but meh ig
And y'know what? This shit smells sexy as hell, in fact, I think my husbando smells like this: fresh but hella sexy. Such an attractive aroma, I literally smell better than every moid I've interacted with rn. This is so weird
No. 1520429
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I didn't pay too much attention to Ari Lennox in terms of her appearance, but I saw a video of her performing a few days ago and she looked so good. I literally cannot stop thinking of it.
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>>1520466same! I dont like just brushing my teeth, my whole mouth gotta be minty fresh or i go insane
No. 1520524
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>>1520512in Naples Italy they are big into dream interpretation, la smorfia, many things have a number associated with it, and they use the numbers as lotto numbers
https://www.superenalotto.net/en/la-smorfia No. 1520529
>>1520518Well anon it depends on multiple things. Are you single? Were you afraid in the dream that it’s the end of the world? Were you crying?
I can definitely interpret this.
No. 1520532
>>1520365why do braindead anons think posting hot men "ownz teh the moids" like most moids arent closeted fags getting off to every hole they see, you're just supplying the retard with porn and attention for muh funsies. its a middle schooler mentality to think men will somehow be shocked by
any porn, how fucking retarded can you get to think porn puts moids in their place instead of giving them self esteem about their ugly knobs and crumbling Y chromosome
No. 1520533
>>1520529>Are you single?yes. in these dreams there's usually other people around tho
>Were you afraid in the dream that it’s the end of the world?yes but only right as it happens. it's not like i was worrying or thinking about it beforehand
>Were you crying?no
No. 1520538
>>1520533Recurring dreams about the end of the world means that there’s sth you blame yourself on repeatedly even if you don’t admit it verbally.
The fact that you had other people around means that there’s sth you’re about to be the best in, whether it’s a job or an exam,etc.
If you saw the world ending by water such as heavy rain or tsunamis it means that there’s upcoming opportunities that you should take advantage of.
World ending by fire it means that you might lose someone dear to your heart or that your life will change drastically upside down.
No. 1520543
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I have to post this amazing webm from the moid thread earlier today
No. 1520618
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Usually I don't mind the IG baddie girls, but the Clermont twins unsettle me so much because I remember them from BGC and now whenever I see them they're like soulless dolls. I don't even just mean how they look, I saw a video of them dancing at some kind of party and it was weird. Maybe they're just trying to hard to be cute whenever they're in front of a camera.
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>>1520618Samefag, here's a pic of them now. Literally like breathing blowup dolls
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>>1520552>>1520212>>1520303these posts are so weird, you guys tinfoil that women are thirsty for dick than the trolling moids do. Embarrassing.
No. 1520697
>>1520331>>i am pretty sure everyone that posted there also reportedWe did
>>1520335I added that gym one. I mean isn't the thread to post moid's take on women, I added posts from 4chan. What's the problem?
No. 1520709
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>>1520707found the original cap kek
>>1448962the text was directly copypasted in the thread rather than the screencap itself
No. 1520711
>>1520709Whoa, and it IS milky. Thank you so much
nonnie!
No. 1520719
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Little everything at Dominos sucks so bad. Hands down the worst fast food restaurant, there's not a single good item. Not the pizza, not the pasta, not the sandwiches, not the wings. Nothing. It's not even about it being cheap because Little Ceasers and Pizza Hut are both better.
No. 1520734
>>1520719I haven't had it since 2007 but I used to think the Domino's philly cheesesteak pizza was
peak junk food. It tasted just like the photos made it look. Mmm.
Pizza Hut salad bar buffets were great until they got rid of them (reeeeee) and I liked the silly cinnamon-sugar pizza they always had on the line as dessert. But I didn't think their pizza was good.
I've never had little caesars. I always hear it's nasty frozen strip mall food.
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>>1520719I almost agreed with you until you mentioned little ceasers
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what the hell is this. i clicked on one vid and it's just a text-to-speech giving a biography
No. 1520828
>>1520001can someone give me love advice? how do i stop being so mentally ill about this shit?
i have had a crush on an online for a while now but i've had trouble getting to spend time alone with him because i'm too shy, sometimes we do stuff together alone but then he does other stuff and i've been too shy to make a move.
yesterday this other girl who's been in a discord server we're in mutually joined a game of cards against humanity me, him and some friends played, and he seemed totally interested in her.. after that she started talking about her d&d sessions and he's a big d&d fan, and i saw they ended up staying together in the server's voice channel for a whopping 5 hours talking about god knows what.
she has a boyfriend so i wasn't that worried at first but i'm stupid and obsessive and this has made my heart hurt a bit, because i really liked him and was hoping we were going somewhere slowly because we've been hanging out more and more. but he's never shown that much interest to someone nor even stayed up late in a vc channel like he did with her
just how do i stop making it hurt?
No. 1520863
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lolcow is so dead… hello? can anynonny hear me?
No. 1520866
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I love the Howl's Moving Castle dub. God bless Christian Bale, fuck.
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>>1520973Here’s hoping for your spiritual awakening to occur soon
nonny No. 1521017
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No. 1521129
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what the hell is going on in eastern europe
No. 1521241
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>make reddit account to ask an innocent question
>get downvoted
This made me unreaonably upset
No. 1521272
>>1521241>>1521252>>1521259My favorite tinfoil is that bots are far more rampant on reddit than we assume. When it came to insulting celebrities on there I thoroughly believe a lot of those celebrities pay for bots, that's common astroturfing. I also believe a lot of celebrities are on reddit themselves and may argue with their fans and detractors, several have all but confirmed or implied they use it. Same with any other social media.
Back to general bots, I would buy that some terminally online redditors programmed them or have multiple accounts to downvote things more than once or are testing bots on reddit and may magnify unpopular posts as targets. Governments and such may do this as well. My favorite tinfoil about the internet, especially popular sites, is that we're underestimating how much interaction is fake.
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anyone else seeing this?
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oh shit I can't answer this one lol
No. 1521298
>>1521290I'm gonna be the little devil on your shoulder and say just cheat, they won't know
nonny.
No. 1521330
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>>1521282same with post history. i hope the new crop of farmhands is good
No. 1521331
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>>1521330kek i kind of relate to that
No. 1521335
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I really want to try kolinsky brushes for nail art because I see so many people raving about them but I refuse to support little weasels dying just for a brush. I don't get why they can't be sheared like sheep at least.
No. 1521446
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Deserved ban
No. 1521471
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>>1521414Same, I hate Kirby now. I can't even look at it without being disgusted.
No. 1521496
>>1521478>did you 100%No I play on wild mode and there are like a handful of challenges I just CAN'T do and some level waddledees I can't get either. I won't go on spring breeze to get it because I'd feel like a cheat though.
I agree I love the game. I would compare it to the recent Yoshi game in terms of side content and atmosphere. Really loved it and the couch coop was fun too and GREATLY surpassed yoshi.
>what did you think of the storyInteresting though I thought the Clawroline and Leon story was confusing just my opinion
>final bossAmazing and so cool especially when shit went trippy
I might get return to dreamland but it's not really drawing me in like forgotten land did
No. 1521513
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This is so fucking funny HOLY FUCK HAHAHAHAHA
Moids are so goddamn stupid HAHAHAHA
No. 1521523
>>1521496>No I play on wild mode and there are like a handful of challenges I completely get that, while I did force myself to collect the Waddle Dees (both out of virtue and because they're so darn cute) I couldn't bring myself to max out all of my copy abilities or complete all Treasure Roads or collect all the figurines and such. Couch co-op was super fun, admittedly I wish Bandee had a bit more variation and the bosses actively noticed him when fighting
Morpho Knight P2 could just attack him while he was focused on Kirby.
>Clawroline and Leon story was confusing just my opinionReally? I thought it was super straight forward. Clawroline was friends with Leongar who ended up getting controlled by Forgo which causes Clawroline to want the real Leongar back.
>Amazing and so cool especially when shit went trippyAgreed! I really hope we get more and cooler looking interesting bosses
Elfilis looked so cool and I really loved his boss fight. He's probably one of my favorite looking bosses next to 02 and DDD's KSSU Revenge of the King fight.
>I might get return to dreamlandI'd be quick to shill it but I'd suggest you'd check out trailers and gameplay. There's not really much different from the original RtDL on the Wii besides a slew of new minigames and a special mode for Magolor specifically.
No. 1521531
>>1520543>>1520560this wasn't loading for me at all and was missing the sound so i tracked down the youtube video
youtube link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6i5hdqX_8svideo is age restricted so here's another link to bypass that:
https://nsfwyoutube.com/watchmore?v=P6i5hdqX_8sabsolutely worth watching, hilarious shit
thanks for sharing, nonna
No. 1521539
>>1521531another video from this channel
pretty based editor, they're producing some high quality shit tbh
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I just heard the most worst corporate feminist song ever. Ooooh my god girlboss and pop punk are two genres that should never ever mix.
No. 1521545
>>1521543No it was this. I guess the main message is okay, but it feels like the most basic (performative?) feminism ever and this woman's voice is grating. And the lyric
>Tiana went and got a bio-medical degreeMade no fucking sense. Tiana literally owns her own restaurant, why would she need to get a bio-medical degree? Mind you the lyrics literally talk about being a CEO. And why would Jasmine and Mulan be making out?
No. 1521551
>>1521534I know disturbing is where this video was aiming and it didn't need anything else after Kent/Alice to achieve it. I like Hades and Jasmine though, for some reason.
>>1521539Kek this is so well done and hilarious… and they fucking had a baby????? Oh God
All I have to offer is old Hercules/Ramses vid
No. 1521554
>>1521545i got really annoyed with the lyric: "Tiana went and got a biomedical degree"
did they even watch the movie? It was Tiana's dream to be a restaurant entrepreneur.
No. 1521564
>>1521471>>1521414I like kirby more now because of her. I already liked kirby just fine, it was my favorite game as a kid so I have nice memories. now I have new nice memories of loling at kirbynona (no offense to her but it's such a specific & unexpected obsession plus she's so shameless about it, it's funny / I support her
triggering people). she isn't tainting kirby for me.
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2 days ago I complained that I felt bad for having spent $24 on nail supplies that I didn't need, but I kept going back for more stuff and now I've spent nearly $100
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>>1521663>>1521665I know nonnas… Whenever I do stuff like this I just tell myself that in a few months I won't remember how much this stuff cost
Which I know isn't that much but it was still too much but I will remember how much I love the products and how happy they make me.
Anyway, look at the cat eye polish I bought. You use a magnet to move the glitter around in different patterns. I bought huge space charms to do a galaxy type of set too.
No. 1521687
>>1521666what the FUCK
Where’s the rest of him????
No. 1521729
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Been using my nigels 3D printer to make a BJD since I've always wanted one but never had the money and I'm almost done printing all the parts. I'm so excited.
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This is the percent of marriages that are arranged in India. Over 90% of them arranged and many were nonconseual. I genuinely believe that if it weren't for arranged marriages 90% of south asian, african and MENA men would die Incels
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who else had their posts show up 4 times in a row raise your hand
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IT'S WORKING
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My dream is to be locked up inside a mental ward and just draw and paint pictures of cats FOREVER but that will never happen because I'm too sane.
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I love you so much, you're the best
No. 1522022
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one of my tumblr mutuals got called out for reblogging from radfems that i also follow and she said she reblogged those posts from the for you tab and didn't know…i'm a crypto so my likes must be ending up on my mutuals' fyp hehe, the thought crimes are coming from inside the house
No. 1522026
>>1522022This is fucking hilarious lmfaoooo
I wonder if you can peak people this way.
Or LARP as a troon online following other troons while liking radfem posts. Would ruin their day seeing terfy posts on their fyp. Then it will be a game of amogus who's the crypto lmfao
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>I have a crush on my cousin
>yeah well I can’t fuck my cousins anymore because they got the Covid vaccine!!!
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Saw this funny post by some kid who was too concerned with making an instagram reel to take the cap off her medication injection, wasted the entirety of it, and then tried to make it about the ‘realities of being disabled in America, where medication is just unreasonably expensive’…
As a disabled female Amerifag I can say with full confidence: No. Just medication is expensive doesn’t mean you can’t read the instructions before administering it to yourself, and it also doesn’t mean you need to make a whole social media song and dance broadway production to attention whore about how you’re just seww sick. Sure, medicine costs a lot. Which is why you should be focused while giving it to yourself and not making instagram videos about it. Take the cap off your syringe, shoot yourself up, and go back to what you were doing.
And of course when I looked at her instagram profile I noticed she’s pro-AGP and thinks that transphobia is ‘deadly’ kek
Clearly didn’t deserve her chronic migraine medication! That’s what you get for being retarded
No. 1522274
>>1522270i miss when it was just spoonies looking for attention online and not the
uwu i so dwisabwed ewwrything is so hard donate to my patreon in abundance now. or the hartley hooligan style of attention from parents about their crippled children, using their issues for their own emotional fulfillment
No. 1522331
>>1521545I was just listening to this the other day, it's an ear worm. The comments on the lyric video were all like "yes, it's for the kids! Such a good role model!"
>song says fuck>song about burning down prince's house>bastardizing beloved children's charactersAll I could imagine is kids being confused while the female-equivalent to those gaping-mawed soyjacks - a group of fat white women with winged eyeliner and black wannabe-pin-up hair, or shaved heads, all with bad personal hygiene - scream that WoMeN aReN't Ur PrOpErTy!!!!1!1! while they wait for Allister to come home from his datefriend's house with Applebee's leftovers for her to gorge on. I like when my boyfriend calls me baby, die mad.
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My boss accidentally referred to himself as my "friend" today, he corrected himself but it gave me such strong secondhand embarrassment kek I hope it didn't show on my face too much.
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estonian nonas is this real?
No. 1522437
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Out of the recent doubleposting this is probably a record
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>>1522437here's the runner up
No. 1522545
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My mom always states she """barely""" got into the graduating class she was in because of her birth month. She was a december baby and my dad is a may baby. She is about 5 months older than my father. They both graduated the same year. I'm confused as hell why she keeps stating that she barely made it into her graduating class based on these facts. Am I missing something???
No. 1522553
>>1522545A May baby and a December baby don't have to be in the same graduating class. I'm not sure why she thinks of it as "barely" making it but it definitely could have gone a different way. Her parents probably waited to start her at school so she wasn't younger than everyone. I guess it depends on the advice of the school district and what's normal for where you live.
So basically when she started 1st grade she was 6 years old and your dad was six years old but she turned 7 pretty soon after the school year started. Some districts might have advised her parents to start her in 1st grade when she was technically 5 (turning 6 soon) –which I think is a horrible idea because the younger children were total baby outcasts in my 1st grade class, props to her parents honestly.
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>>1522410maybe it was because you responded to it? if you just posted the reaction pic without it linking back to the bait post and still got reported, then i'd agree that it's fucked up
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I've been eating more fiber and it's making me insanely gassy.
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I realized you can just make rice in the microwave a few days ago. I hate making rice so it's been good.
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I want to cut my hair really short and do layers or something short but edgy but it's curly so I'm afraid I'll end up looking like a zoomer boy
No. 1522900
>>1522685I once got so drunk on a date I started vomiting, so my date took me home and made me plain rice to regain energy and soothe the stomach. I realised when I woke up the next morning he made it in my
kettle. He made rice in the coffe kettle. Wtf who does that
No. 1522933
>>1522925Honestly idk, I was too drunk to evaluate
I ate the whole bowl tho
But "a drunk person found it edible" isn't a shining recommendation
No. 1522954
>>1522899Yes. But you'll be cute! The best thing to remember is that hair always grows back and then you can keep experimenting with new cuts!
I'm still having trouble with short, curly hair but I don't go to salons since 12 years ago so cutting it alone is hard. I accidentally, usually go for Whitney Houston or RnB singers who get the short black auntie cuts lol. Find a great and trusted stylist and enjoy the freedom!
No. 1522975
>>1522947Hope you feel better
nonnie ♥
No. 1522988
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god i wish that were me
No. 1523059
>>1523051bullied children don't always run away if there is a chance. it could be they would find him later and be 10x worse to him, especially if it's something about money that they're after. he doesn't really have an escape.
i was bullied in school by one girl often and i just sat there and did nothing about it until it finally escalated one day where i started sobbing and the teacher next door saw me.
No. 1523083
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so apparently the originator of Nordic/Aryan supremacy theory was a Frenchman by the name of Arthur de Gobineau and he was most likely 1/8th or 1/16th black and was even noted for his "swarthy" complexation and Its funny that I expected that
like has there ever a proppant of Aryan supremacy who actually fit the ideal and looked like Dolph Lundgren or Travis Fimmel, you know tall, blonde, muscular and square jawed
No. 1523092
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God I hate how you can't scroll down anymore a few posts on tumblr and that shit goes "whoa get an account right now to continue!!!!" With that giant ass warning to sign in, like shut the fuck up, I've been there and seen all you have to offer and it's all bullshit I just want to read some details about a fucking if game and maybe get some harry potter art but they won't allow me and I won't be making a new account just to follow these games, God only knows how much gender politics these retarded writers will put on my dash. Same shit with instagram but instagram isn't even fun. I only wanted to look at some posts of this university and then BAM! "sign in please, we're desperate!!" Yeah no shit! Internet nowadays is fucking shit. You can't go nowhere without them wanting to know who you are.
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"I've been doing great mentally lately, maybe I should re-read Oyasumi Punpun!"
No. 1523157
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Short blunt bangs are so fucking ugly and look good on NO ONE. Ironically I only see them on genderspecials and their handmaidens so I have no idea where the name "terf bangs" came from.
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I always thought Hayao Miyazaki saying that anime was a mistake was just a joke in that he said something completely different and someone put funny subtitles on that particular video. I was shocked when I learned that he actually said that and much more kek
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I had such a good dream where I was a witch and turning people into bees to be useful, and I had a personal manwhore who kissed my hand and begged me for help
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>>1523187what a cool guy, here's another great quote!
No. 1523251
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Just found this on reddit
>Pokéboy fansMy sister in Christ, it's called "women". Gachashit never panders to women as much as it panders to men.
>>1523230Just more proof that no real life moid can be trusted. They'll all disappoint you tremendously somehow.
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>>1523251Also this
I fucking hate scrotes so much it's unreal
No. 1523258
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Had a video pop up on Instagram of a girl who got this tattooed and a lot of the comments were people saying they had trouble telling their left from their right. How much of a retard do you have to be to get this tattooed to remind you which is which?
No. 1523263
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Had a dream last night I was speaking with my doctor casually during a check up and happened to mention autism. Not in terms of my personal health, just for some reason mentioned autism. My doctor suddenly snaps to attention and says "Oh yeah you're totally autistic, let me add that to your diagnosis." To which I was shocked and asked if they were absolutely certain. Doctor said without a doubt. So I went home and told my family/friends that I, indeed, have autism to which they all responded with "wow you're sooooo brave telling us" or "yeah we totally knew, makes perfect sense". The rest of the dream I spent being treated like a legitimate retard/invalid and I was bewildered the entire damn time. Am I autistic, nonnies? This was technically a fever dream as I've had a raging stomach virus for two days now.
No. 1523275
>>1523263I had this happen but irl. I don't have 3/4 grand to go get assessed (also at my age I don't see how it'd really pay off to make it official at the cost of 3/4 grand) I had a psych appt a few years back where they randomly brought up autism. Looked through my file, saw a few things on there, asked me a few questions and while it wasn't a diagnosis they pretty much made it clear that I likely have it. I told my dad afterwards and he was like
> yeah I thought so.. also I think I have it too, also btw here's a list of relatives who have it but keep it privateTurned out there's a bunch of tism on his side of the family and they're just very hush hush about it. He was pretty unphased by it coming up. Meanwhile I'm questioning my whole life and seeing shit from my past in a new light.
There's always convos in the autism thread about whether its worth getting assessed after a certain age. With mixed opinions.
No. 1523325
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bumping gore from front page…
No. 1523338
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>blocks your path and lectures you on why women are subhuman
what do you do?
No. 1523343
>>1523338I know a guy with flappy ears like that, kids in school joked he could fly off with them so they gave him the nickname Icarus and it stuck for life.
He got lucky imo, it could have been Dumbo
No. 1523372
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>>1523338ask dude on the left if it’s hard to exist on land with his flipper feet, ask Alfred e Newman in the middle if he’s not wearing shoes because he’s a pinhead and can’t tie his shoe laces, and tell right guy that his watch is fake and ask how it feels to be the manlet of the group.
No. 1523440
>>1523438why do you wanna get into something you dislike? don't do it for a moid
my nigel wants me to watch twin peaks but I wont until he watches Six Feet Under with me hehe
only advice is smoke a big fat doobie or eat a tab then make a night of it. that or wine if you can't access something trippy.
is there a reason you can't sit through it? besides the "weirdness" is there anything you find compelling? if not, just don't watch it. watch something you like, life's too short
No. 1523458
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>>1523258I'm like this with east and west so I understand..
No. 1523491
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>>1523440>>1523438At least twin peaks has cooper who is qt, but otherwise Lynch gives me very moidy vibes with his portrayal of women and glorifying bdsm
No. 1523493
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I really want to know who trump-chan is. I imagine her as picrel
No. 1523495
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Who's your favorite farmer?
Mine is either the one farmer who kept posting pictures of nervous subject from the sims or the other farmer who posted her clay figurines and got told off.
No. 1523501
>>1523495Anonymous, of course.
She has a bit of a split personality and can be retarded at times, but her posts are what keeps me coming back
No. 1523589
>>1523557NTA but I guess it depends on your taste. My experience was that I liked the visuals and absurdity which could keep me on my toes and some cute male actors, but other jokes were too dragged out and the plotlines of the teenagers were just painfully annoying.
I like entertainment that can surprise me, since a lot of new writers default to patterns they've seen by other people. But from a critical standpoint it seems like one of those things where
>oooh I am so quirky for liking this, you just wouldn't get it No. 1523604
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picrel has always been so right in every simple circumstance of my life it's insane.
No. 1523682
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I wonder if anons posting in the fetish threads on /g/ know degen kf users are watching and archiving every post. And well, every other thread too.
No. 1523787
>>1523682With all the troon chasing, racist, woman hating weirdos on kiwifarms who cares? If you post something online I think it's best to always think, "this shit may show up somewhere else" especailly if it's kind of off the wall or sexual.
Men love seeing women with fetishes or doing shit that men normally do, Notice how kiwifarms has cows who are overwhemingly white men and a lot of these white men actually fuck & kill dogs, yet they'll always scream that "White girls fuck dogs" meme. The meme Josh only stopped doing because he said some shit about not wanting men to think white girls fuck does because he wants more white babies or some retarded shit.
Nobody thinks that but retards, we know some scrote is more likely to have fetishes, act on them and possibly harm others indirectly or directly to get off.
No. 1523793
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>>1523778Samefag, wait actually I think I remember Nervous Subject-chan but who's the anon who was posting clay figurines?
No. 1523801
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Demanding more nervoussubjectposting
No. 1523815
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>mfw the moids on the sister farms didn't find my fetishes funny or cool enough to share
No. 1523855
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anime nikocado
No. 1523903
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Muntjacs have these facial scent glands that they can express by forcing them open. It looks like something out of a sci fi movie.
No. 1523908
>>1523865TM sounds like a cult. It makes you pay to take classes, they claim the mantras don't mean anything when they do, and it's basically gentrified eastern religion, similar to kundalini. You can practice eastern religious mantras or meditation without paying a scam guru or teacher.
The TM school in Iowa, named after the founder Maharishi, also has some seriously weird stuff going on, and Lynch, as you mentioned, Oprah, the Beatles, Beach Boys and Jim Carrey have all been connected to the TM school or been to Maharishi. The town of Fairfield had over 20 suicides in 6 years between 2008-2014, some of which were originally unreported, and in 2014, 160+ immigrant students of 1000 at the school were reported missing. In 2004 the school had a murderous stabbing after a student snapped and had a psychotic break. The school forces you to meditate, vegan diet, and confiscates your passport if you are an international student. Though it's a tinfoil, wonder if the upper levels are similar to a cult. The conformity and capitalism makes it sound like a new age woo woo scientology.
Here it is in the tinfoil thread (hope this links correctly)
>>>/ot/1522526 No. 1523911
>>>/ot/1522845I'm a fucking idiot, this should be the right link
here's the TM skeptic blog as well
https://tmfree.blogspot.com/ No. 1523914
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I'm trying to eat while watching The Whale but I'm only 3 mins in and idk if I can do this and enjoy my meal at the same thing. Really huge super duper important spoiler but
First he was jacking off, but he caught a chest cramp and immediately started reading Moby Dick after>>1523912See, this is why I had to use that filename.
No. 1523920
>>1523682that explains the weird racebait that temporarily happened in that thread
>>1523765some kf users are troon chasers so i'd say that's pretty degen yes
No. 1523948
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>>1523941This is why tetanus shots are important.
No. 1523951
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>>1523948I'm the anon you replied to, another thing is one time i was away at an academic field school and got stabbed by a 30+ year old rusty nail while working. I called went to find cell service to call my mom and asked her "hey do you remember if i've been tetanus vaccinated recently?" and she was like "yeah you're good" so i was like yayy phew.
Then when I got back home I went to the doctor for a checkup and they mentioned I needed my tetanus shot because i was way out of date. I lived though!
No. 1523989
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I'D GIVE ME AALLLL
TO HAVE JUST ONE MORE NIGHT WITH YOU
I'D RISK MY LIIIIIIFFE
TO FEEEEL YOUR BODY NEXT TO MINE
CAUSE I CAAAN'T GO OOOooOooNN
No. 1524045
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What was the secret magic word?
No. 1524071
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Today I will not fuck around and, after mate for breakfast, i will do all the small but important things and chores that make my life better and wholesome. Im in control of my life and time and I choose to spend it wisely. Wish me luck
No. 1524076
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I photoshopped Mina Le with normal eyebrows
No. 1524116
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>anons fighting about women's sexual preferences again
Being here for like 6/7 years and seeing the same infights get recycled is really starting to wear on me
No. 1524384
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Wednesdays are so fucking wild. it's always on Wednesdays.
No. 1524487
>>1524412>>1524410Oh I used to squat like L too, and I ate the big slabs of chocolate by just biting into the whole thing like mello, oh my god. I don't want to remember anymore, I'm just grateful there was no anime club at my school or it could've been so much worse.
How did the nya thing work?
No. 1524510
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>>1524400In middle school, I would
>Naruto run without realising that sometimesBut somehow, the most embarrasing thing that still pops in my head throughout this day was
>I had to go give some papers to our teacher together with my female classmate, and after we done that I yelled 'Sorry for disturbing!' (idk if that makes sense in English, but i've always been watching anime with my native language subs as a kid, and i REMEMBER almost the same thing happened in K-on, so i said this quote!! I was a huge fan of K-on and watched the last season while it was ongoing.)And so, when we closed the door and left I said
>That's just like in anime!!And i was geniunely happy about it, all with a wide smile and jumped like a silly kid.
Man.
I also thought that hiding my face with my hands when I am feeling shy was 'super cute and moe' becuase that worked in anime…
I am still happy that I mainly watched stuff like Lucky Star, K-on and other oldschool 'cute girls doing cute things' that never had any fanservice (k-on of guilty doing that once in the first season, it was so dumb, but later that never appeared).
No. 1524681
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I just read a post I made in 2019, and I'm cringing so fucking much. I wanna kill my past self, why was she so fuckin stupid and gross?? Thank god reality slapped me hard in the face when I turned 20, I really needed that.
No. 1524726
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I literally don’t get how buttholes are attractive to some people(mostly moids) It’s literally such a weird looking body part, with wrinkles and it stinks, and the coloration is weird how it gets darker, I don’t mind the coloration on vaginas but idk, butthole as a whole (lol) are so odd and unattractive to me. Not trying to start an infight but I personally just don’t get it.
No. 1524744
>>1524739Im only saying that because I keep like those nonnas with like
femdom fetishes or something like that in mind lol. But even then I’m not sure, they could be attracted to it on their Nigel or something, idk. I personally just think it’s so strange kek. It’s literally so weird looking
No. 1524762
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I'm listening music and it sounds like I'm in an empty arena cause of the program I use
No. 1524764
>>1524763He's an anal crusader.
A rare breed in any Epoch.
A unique insight into… no yeah, he's just another degenerate
No. 1524793
>>1524763>Was it just typical scrote fetish degeneracy?That's right, he's just a huge autist who became so (sexually) obsessed with anuses on women that he made it his mission in life to stop people from hurting them.
>>1524744I don't think the femdomfags on here think about the buttholes in detail, if they even want to peg a guy at all. They aren't attracted to anuses, they just like the thought of violating a man. And yeah I agree it's such a disgusting body part
No. 1524801
>>1524400It would've been more like anime if you had actually been running late lmao.
When I was 14-15 I conditioned my parents into responding to "tousan" and "kaasan" and would often call them that instead of dad and mom respectively. My dad still reacts when I accidentally utter the Japanese word in front of him
No. 1524805
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>>1524801I used to call midgets chibis, and now when my mom sees a little person she still calls them chibis.
No. 1524812
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>>1524799i know he's irish but this is why i don't get the appeal of paul mescal either. go into any nandos and you will see 10 of this man.
No. 1524850
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>Go on 2X for the first time in who knows how long
>There's a right winger thread
?
No. 1524912
i would post this in the vent thread but it's dumb so it's going here. i don't understand my roommate at all. she treated me like absolute dog shit last month, so much so that i had to schedule mediation between her and myself and a third party from the the university because she was blowing up on me over the dumbest things. after slagging me off to everyone who would listen, making herself look like an absolute ass in front of the university staff, and getting called out for being a hypocritical jerk, she went on a long vacation for spring break and after coming back, she seems to have thought we would just go back to being friendly like all that she said and did to me would just magically disappear? like girl, it doesn't work like that. you don't get to call me names, make fun of me behind my back, belittle me to my face, get angry with me when you decide to backtrack on everything we agreed on, and then expect me to be your best friend or forgive you after a two week break. if i had done any of the things she did and said to me i don't think she would be as nice, nor would she forgive me, nor would she want to be bothered with me. and i know this because she was practically abusive when i first spoke up about how she was acting. she would stay up all night talking and laughing loud in spanish on the phone with her sister, she would try to leave the lights on all night knowing i have to get up earlier than her to go to class…i mean she was a right dick and all i did was ask a counselor to reach out to her to let her know that we would be having a meeting to ease some of the tension. she tried to start another fight after she came back and i wouldn't speak to her, slamming doors and throwing things around, but i just ignored her. i am not angry with her, but i have to draw boundaries with her because she's spoiled and used to bossing people around and everyone either tells her she's cute (like her family) or kowtows to her brattiness to keep her happy. she's younger than me as well, so that isn't happening.
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No. 1524996
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is everyone asleep? almost thought the site went down again
No. 1524998
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>>1524996site feels dead in EU hours lately
No. 1525046
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I compliment strangers in my head all the time and I wish they could somehow know that I'm thinking something nice about them. Like I'll be walking outside and thinking 'wow girl I love your outfit you look really cool in those shoes' or 'your hair looks so beautiful, I see what you did there with the colors and updo' or other spergy shit like that. Obviously it would be weird to say stuff like that to complete strangers on the street but I still wish they would know that I was thinking that about them because it might make their day a little better.
No. 1525095
>>1525075I feel this way about the tinfoil thread
It's the only thread on this website where it feels like I'm talking to middle aged conservative boomers or poltards. Very strange
No. 1525099
>>1525095I feel like every time I try and bring up something worthy in either the celebricow thread or the tinfoil thread it's ignored of favor of some superficial bait argument
farmers used to be smarter
No. 1525110
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>>1525101It used to be better but then along came trumpchan and whoever is doing the uglybaiting. I'd rather it be less active than have to deal with that. Post milk, don't be extra about it or get the fuck out
Tinfoil thread attracted transvegitation anon and random derailing /pol/ moids. There's a potential spiritualist cult in Iowa, everyone ignores that, but pointless arguments about natalism and religion can go on for posts
No. 1525119
>>1525113well we've had this before with the billie eilish sperging and the lana sperging but at least they were relevant to current events. lana had gained weight and billie was undergoing an image change. the sperging shouldn't have gone on for as long as it did though
bringing up a celebrity who isn't relevant to current events just to dunk on their looks is derailing. it's more interesting to discuss and analyze what celebs have done wrong instead of physical optics
we really just need bigger and better scandals too, the well has been so dry. cmon hollywood do something drastic
No. 1525149
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I have had a violent, apocalyptic level event in my bowels for the past five days. Shitting bile water by the pint/quart SEVERAL times per day. Today though, today is different. I woke to peace in my gut, sore yet non-cramping abdominals and the welcome return of appetite. I thought I might die, nonnas. I truly believed I may pass from this realm. Instead I survived, I managed and endured the vicious colonic holocaust. The only remnants are a few ass-shredding toot toots. Not yet, Death, not yet.
No. 1525209
>>1525189Those aren't thirst threads, they're containment threads because, at least in Dr*vers case, it at some point became an bannable offense to post him. No idea why Dano got a thread, I feel like there were like two anons posting about him
and anons bf for maybe two weeks. Can't make a containment thread if we apparently all as a collective have decided he isn't special enough to autistically sperg over.
No. 1525347
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This is literally a fashion crime
No. 1525363
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There's this guy (a huge asshole, actually) that owns a nail supplies company and his face is just so scary. He has to be a weeb. He's a latino btw, I know Mexicans can looks Asian as fuck but this is too far.
No. 1525364
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>>1525363Like wtf. Can you say skin bleach
No. 1525369
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No. 1525382
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looks like a wholly different person in 2012
No. 1525399
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He looks like he smells like fart I hate when I see him anywhere, click any video and it's this unwashed uncombed hair hair retard going-
>today we are going to talk about this dirty dildo of a person, I'm talking about someone who is like the shit, cum and lube dripping off of a freshly used buttplug of a person. Someone with no self awareness
Shut the fuck up. I hate his voice, I hate his face, nothing he says is ever new or an interesting take. I get so fucking sick of people finger wagging someone doing obviously retarded shit and acting so above it.
I'd rather watch someone just tell me the dumb ass drama. Just like fucking H3H3, I hate that shit so much.
And I used to watch Charlie, when he did streams of random shit on YouTube, he'd sit there not saying anything then would over react to bullshit that was tame.
Oh my God some rich scrote likes airplanes a lot! Oh my God a woman dresses a certain way from a certain time?
And he'd constantly hate on cats
No. 1525407
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uh oh, even the automated messages are doubleposting now
No. 1525517
>>1525488best strategy tbh
>>1525490throw in a couple damn that sucks and perfect. unfortunately can't do that over text without sounding like a bitch kek
>>1525507I'm shit at giving advice so I either just nod and listen, or say something brutally honest because I can't bring myself to lie kek
my boyfriend's mum is really sick and will probably die soon, what do you even say in this situation? other than I'm sorry and I'm here if you need anything? At 1st I tried to be positive and tried telling him it was probably nothing serious, but now the situation just looks… really bad, I can't go "oh it's probably just a stomach virus, she'll get better" kek
No. 1525531
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Swayvo Twain is a good example of having hot parents doesn’t mean you’ll be hot
No. 1525590
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gonna spend the next six weeks finding out if you can safely bleach your dark anus with Cosrx vitamin C serum
No. 1525594
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>be me
>got a computer in elementary and immediately dive deep into internet culture
>find out about hatsune miku and gets really into vocaloids
>ask mom to buy me lots of figurines, posters and cosplay stuff
>mom watches anime with me because she thinks its better than cartoons, further accelerating my weebness, makes me think all this shit is normal
>mom buys me a flip phone so i can call her in case of emergencies
>get all my friend's numbers
>have a friend in 4th grade, we play pokemon together
>one day i text him about miku and send him a 240p video of a miku song
>move to a different town for middle school
fast forward to high school
>move back to hometown, be fairly normal and made sure to never reveal weeb side of me
>see my old pokemon friend during orientation, he's obviously a super disgusting self-proclaimed otaku
>we both take japanese class together
>overhear him only talk about shitty monthly shounen anime and hatsune miku
>mfw i ruined him
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No. 1525647
>>1525642I like to look at my own genitalia and anus up close in the mirror to make sure I'm healthy and everything looks normal
I used to get in-grown hairs really, really bad
now I just compulsively scan all of my skin for anything wrong, cancer or whatever
it's hard to tell with my asshole, it's so dark
If I could get it down to the same base-layer color as the surrounding skin, I could see how my skin topography is looking
I have OCD real bad but I can't get a doctor to believe me, so here we are
I'm gonna put it on my armpits too probably
No. 1525676
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paki-chan, what are your thoughts on me who look like picrel?
No. 1525756
>>1525482I usually just sit there quiet and go "yeah i get it, i understand, thats understandable, you're trying, you'll make it work out, im glad you're out of that now, you're doing amazing" something like that. If they start crying i offer a hug and lightly rub their back. People have randomly trauma dumped on me their molestation, abuse, exs abuse, terrible parents, alcohol problems and all though i really wish it would stop i guess there's something about me that says "its ok if i tell her the worst shit thats happened in my life"
No. 1525763
>>1525757Yes.
>>1525753It makes sense for higher ticket items, like if you want to buy a very nice pair of boots and don't want to pay the full amount immediately for your wallets sake. for some lower priced items you just have to question why they offer it.
No. 1525865
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toad home (home of the toad)
No. 1525881
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>Talks to scrote and it seems like we're hitting it off really well, methinks i could potentially date him
>Says terfs are ugly
Gotta go on a nigel quest again, sisters. Or maybe i should just be done with them completely.
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>>1525149>follow up that nobody wantedIt came back with a vengeance, nonnas. I woke at 2:00am with my guts in agony, bloated. Toddling to the toilet, I slammed myself down and proceeded to unleash wind and fury into that unsuspecting porcelain bowl. Belching included. After twenty minutes of sounding the horns, I managed to toddle back to bed. Woke again around 6:00am and unleashed liquid hell. Then again at 8:00am. My hubris has angered Death, it now comes for me.
No. 1525997
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woke up with lucy lucy lucy stuck in my head
No. 1526050
>>1525964I had a successful lucid dream a few days back where I met
my kpop husbando I hope my luck can transfer to you, it was really fun.
Have you had them before? My issue was despite knowing I was dreaming, I had a hard time controlling the dream, if you face that, try to 'scream' what you want to happen in the dream.
No. 1526206
>>1526050Yeah! Whenever I have a dream in which I'm aware that I'm dreaming (usually happens if I wake up for a moment and then fall asleep again) I just act like I would in any other dream and do things that don't make sense. If I say that I want x person to appear they will but my sleeping ass will pick the most random person instead of any husbandos or bears to hug kek I had this happen to me this morning when I summoned a random politician from the 2000s
>>1526060Haven't tried nicotine patches but wormwood gave me very intense dreams. I mean they were very boring and mundane but just holding a pen put on a emotional rollecoaster and I got so overwhelmed I woke up crying
No. 1526242
File: 1679089535801.jpg (169.27 KB, 840x1200, IMG_6476.jpg)
Yay I had my first autistic tranny come into my lane at work today! At least I'm 56% sure he was a tranny because he had the long stringy tranny hair. He kind of looked like Uncle Bibby. Anyway immediately he goes
>I CAN READ YOUR MIND!
>*silly hand gestures
>YOU'RE GOING TO ASK ME FOR MY STORE CARD
Haha yes
>stares at me
>looks away bashfully when i look him in the eye
>HERE IS MY OTHER MAGICAL CARD
>it's a credit card
>while i'm scanning shit he randomly says: "haha hehe I don't want that woman behind me getting mad she looks like the type who gets impatient"
>the woman is black
>she gets upset and says 'wtf does that mean'
>he doubles down
>she says 'sometimes you just shouldn't say anything'
>he goes "hrrmmmm" all sassy
>when he leaves he says goodbye to me by name
Regardless of whether or not he was trans it's still a really random interaction. And yes I always attract crazy people into my line, I expect to see him again someday.
No. 1526284
File: 1679092777259.png (242.41 KB, 900x474, lolirock.png)
haven't seen it – I'm sure it's a normal show I don't know – but what an unfortunate name.
No. 1526296
>>1526242Hated that for you, sorry anon
>>1526284That’s totally on purpose
>>1526281True
No. 1526303
>>1526284>>1526296Allegedly the "loli" stands for "lollipop". But I've just noticed that there's no double "L" so it does look suspicious.
>>1526242Autistic males are all trannies these day, so yeah, he was a tranny.
>>1526281I would never ever be able to ERP with a friend. What the fuck. Maybe with a stranger fujo but not my friends.
No. 1526309
File: 1679094904761.png (409.36 KB, 640x526, ggg.png)
>>1526284reminds me of the girlsgogames mascots sort of
No. 1526332
File: 1679096639867.jpg (7.15 KB, 232x217, kachow.jpg)
>coochie itches
>when i pee, there is literally steam (in a cold bathroom in the morning)
>coochie almost MOLTEN
>maybe i should see a doctor, probably yeast infection (not an std im a virgin)
>fan of cars franchise
>like pretending to be a car in my head
>wear braids sometimes so i can also pretend to be a motorbike and the braids are handlebars
>think of coochie as my 'engine'
>the molten heat of my coochie makes my cars dreams feel more realistic, i feel closer to my carsona than ever with an overly hot coochie, or a 'hot engine'
i don't want to see a doctor anymore
No. 1526349
>>1526345I don’t think anyone is interested in the
nonnie who’s tweet got liked, also most people have at least 1k tweets liked so how are we magically gonna fish out which user from this website it was kek? A lot of you think you’re more special than you actually are
No. 1526355
>>1526349>>1526352It's not about me thinking I'm special anon and I don't think that anon
wants to find my twitter, but it would still be dumb of me to do. I post about similar things here and on social media so I'm not risking it. There are some anons who like finding the personal twitters of farmers, I know cause I literally used to as well.
No. 1526382
File: 1679099240596.jpg (88.41 KB, 655x490, Db1W05pVAAAU4DH.jpg)
>>1526284One of the creators of LoliRock is one of the creators of Totally Spies! so it wouldn't be a stretch for it to be something sus considering how fetishy Totally Spies! was.
No. 1526390
>>1526352>>1526360Are you people dumb or just trolling? Anyone reading the thread could find the poster's social media if they are obsessive enough. Try to cancel her for posting on an evil
TERF site, sending her dick pics or something. You should never post anything here that might lead to your identity being found out.
Besides, even if she said who the celebrity was, you might not know who it is or care about them and would be disappointed since there are hundreds of thousands of celebs out there.
And if anon were lying about it wouldn't it make more sense to mention a specific celebrity that everyone here cares about to get more attention?
No. 1526402
>>1526391Thank you for proving my point anon! Like I'm not crazy, I've been on this site for years and I know that if someone could they would try to find out the personal social media accounts of farmers. Like I said, I've literally found farmer twitter accounts before and I've seen other anons talk about doing it too. This is LOLCOW ffs, if you came from any of the drama boards then you're probably nosy and like sleuthing like the rest of us.
Anons are just going to have to think I'm lying I guess kek. I probably should've expected someone to ask who the celebrity was so I shouldn't have posted it, but honestly I posted that right after seeing the notification not really thinking that anyone would even care to reply.
No. 1526411
>>1526408Kek we’re gonna find out it’s actually some
microcelebrity with a mullet
No. 1526420
>>1526402NTA but ignore it. It's obviously someone baiting because they're bored. Your post was not a big deal deserving of such a long reply chain kek. And I think it's pretty cool that a celebrity liked your tweet, this may sound pathetic but it is pretty cool when someone who's famous notices you even for a few seconds.
>>1526417AYRT, you're not a newfag for asking who it is, it's normal to be curious. The newfag in question is the one who doesn't understand why someone here would not want to reveal that, other than it being a fake story.
No. 1526457
File: 1679104114856.jpg (33 KB, 599x592, 7rei2ui6uuq61.jpg)
I went on Instagram for the first time in forever, and the first thing I see is a video of some girl pretending to get fucked by Joe Biden in a see through shirt that very clearly shows her nipples because an account tagged an ART account that I follow in it.
No. 1526491
File: 1679107630627.png (297.55 KB, 1074x794, potatoquality.png)
Nonnas who would you fuck/marry/kill from picrel? The artists not the wojaks
No. 1526616
File: 1679130516284.jpg (14.51 KB, 736x202, IMG_20230318_100718.jpg)
Furries pls go away ewww
No. 1526643
File: 1679137492489.jpg (95.33 KB, 736x890, e5ca260235243126afbea69b8d7449…)
I love being 5'3 and looking short because it just means I have an excuse to wear huge chunky shoes
No. 1526658
File: 1679140913094.jpg (32.86 KB, 564x752, 2abd8f9228f82cc6b236c3a67f396e…)
>>1526643those are so pretty! i wish i didn't value practicality so much all the time, i just want to wear sneakers and nothing else kek. but i love shoes like those. it's impossible finding stuff like picrel in my shitty eastern euro country anyway so i might as well just dream forever
No. 1526662
File: 1679141361718.jpg (22.96 KB, 564x534, 2c0b2a1a69530a251fe1aed85014a0…)
>>1526660Ikr. I loved Bratz as a kid, so it's no surprise I love shoes like these.
No. 1526700
File: 1679146222136.jpeg (55.86 KB, 1024x1365, 6FE1FB97-70E7-47E6-91F5-21E113…)
>>1526666 Deutsch scheems leike super eachy languagichtzel-schnitzels zu Leinz. If Ich wäch interestedagen ein Deutschland Ich woüüld döö ittz. Jüüst takie englische wordz und add aa fiew ichtzel schnitzels und hagen fragens und määkë süüre evierie woörd haz uun z ör uun ie" orz zwei
oof thez zaame letter.
No. 1526717
File: 1679147893110.png (149.11 KB, 1094x664, Screenshot (1303).png)
dont know anything about astrology but thought this was funny and wanted to show the nonnies
No. 1526763
File: 1679152992170.jpg (68.95 KB, 1075x697, ab11302d556314dcaad3ffef8c9a71…)
I've been obsessively hitting the "track" button on all of my orders, and two of them haven't had an update since 5/7 days ago. Where's my goddamn package..
No. 1526771
File: 1679154171502.jpg (80.33 KB, 750x481, tumblr_493033c64674d5f975539e2…)
No. 1526789
>>1526785I think you should infight all day
nonny. I might even infight with you.
No. 1526795
>>1526785Probably avoid LC more
Feels like this place has gotten more vitriolic and retarded lately
No. 1526830
>>1526785I'll discourage you from doing it, anon. Do literally anything else. And I'm just feeling really sad, it's pms, I keep tearing up and crying at things, people with late stage cancer, kids with illnesses, children in general you know, I wish I could protect them from everything, I'm crying typing this, very overwhelmed, might watch some makeup videos to distract myself.
>>1526795It really has. I feel so fucking sad about it, again might be pms but I miss the times I had fun with farmers. It so much rage these days.
No. 1526857
File: 1679160726447.png (32.66 KB, 919x611, Screenshot (28).png)
Is there are a name name for this phenomena? cause I have some cousins who have gone through the exact same thing, they can't speak their native language anymore but still speak english with a heavy accent.
No. 1526985
>>1526843I wouldn't have apologised, personally. It's like you validated her paranoid delusion that you did in fact feel something extra for the moid you haven't spoken to in more than a decade.
I would have just ignored the email and blocked it, sad that the wife is needing to religiously check his emails and reply. Clearly he is a cheat and she cannot escape the situation for greener pastures so she does that to damage control.
No. 1526990
File: 1679165629972.jpg (82.69 KB, 827x668, 336143452_773345943938849_2493…)
No. 1527307
File: 1679176446188.png (69.98 KB, 1000x563, Hawzel-X_29.png)
Born a biological woman, cursed with the interests and personality of a moid. Why must life be this cruel? Just because i'm an autist?
No. 1527350
>>1527343>various antifungalsYeah the cosmic death fungus is keeping us from being a normalfags that's it haha..
I'm a slave to the mushroom I'm never going to make it
No. 1527537
File: 1679183583480.png (64.01 KB, 559x371, 1673938739506.png)
Can anons just collectively agree to stop infighting? It's been HOURS. HOURS. No infight ever goes anywhere or leads to a conclusion.
No. 1527581
>>1527287Drop the name
nonnie.
No. 1527587
>>1527560This is so fucking accurate kek. Normies will act legitimately and relentlessly evil and incessantly wear you down over every last little thing about you and when you finally stop being so palatable and charitable to them and say something mildly critical in return or draw any boundaries whatsoever they throw an enormous fit, hate you, even cry. Due to my justice sensitivity I believed so strongly in being lenient and kind, and trying to forgive others for their slights, but that kind of extreme people pleasing only brought me misery. People just exploit whatever they can get out of you and will keep going farther with cruelty if they believe they can (even just subconsciously, if they’re inclined to do it and there’s no significant resistance or punishment, they simply blithely continue).
I really, genuinely like and trust most of my new autistic/sympathetic ND friends now. They have more clear boundaries and standards about things like bullying and what is okay to say to people and are able to do friendly comedic roasts of me and others without it being actually cruel or a thin veil for bad intentions.
No. 1527589
File: 1679184768136.png (49.4 KB, 499x499, transparent.png)
I hate that I try to not eat fastfood closer to their closing hours, but then fast food cravings always strike me between 8 and 12 PM
No. 1527636
File: 1679187181205.png (Spoiler Image,608.48 KB, 1018x635, 1679001438442.png)
Do you guys have anymore pictures where the English text is written with Japanese characters? Not talking about that electroharmonix font, really just レ being L, の being O, 乃 being B, ら being S and the like, kinda like some bastardized gyarumoji. Excuse the pic choice lol.
No. 1527656
File: 1679188691012.jpg (41.97 KB, 800x800, transprt.jpg)
>>1527636i see it done in greek all the time, never noticed it done in japanese before. i would like to see some too
No. 1527709
File: 1679192377465.jpeg (193.4 KB, 1179x1580, 5AA28CE9-CC96-413A-B264-A229D7…)
No. 1527802
File: 1679201949659.jpeg (27.1 KB, 681x450, 5ED84D3F-C2A7-4175-9F30-7A736D…)
I’m reading Bunny by Mona Awad and the way the Bunnies refer to each other as ‘Bunny’ reminds me of how anons on here call each other ‘nona’ and ‘nonnie’.
No. 1527840
File: 1679206306399.jpeg (126.96 KB, 1179x1103, 0C00726F-8137-478C-93FB-7C9C0B…)
LMAOOO
I was googling something unrelated and this quora came up and I’m so fucked up by it
No. 1527844
File: 1679207563147.png (25.98 KB, 1352x404, 1671658812607.png)
>>1527840This was posted in the bunkers (I think?) and I found it hysterical
No. 1527867
>>1527722Because of shit like:
>>1527747>sharing a sex toyit's like double the amount of usual male grossness. i also don't want a man into anal and/or thinking of someone else.
No. 1527871
File: 1679210755058.jpg (26.21 KB, 406x400, 3a4cd1c89cb54dfb225ac2b8a1ad71…)
My bunny is so cute it's unbelievable pic related is not my bunny
No. 1527872
File: 1679210825199.jpg (38.36 KB, 750x562, faygo clown.jpg)
>>1527871lops should be eradicated though. giant medical disasters.
No. 1527889
File: 1679211864605.png (392.95 KB, 1346x872, my little nony.png)
No. 1527896
File: 1679212514732.jpeg (81.45 KB, 1278x1920, 98CF0A3D-16D4-4C6C-896F-A139E9…)
>>1526643Same i love these and will buy them as soon as some pop up preowned
No. 1527919
File: 1679214742940.jpg (77.2 KB, 640x1136, rodger.jpg)
i like to think about how how often the chances are that, in one thread there will be anons going at each others throat over something stupid, and in another thread they will be "oh shit anon you're awesome we should be friends"
and never know
No. 1527932
>>1527919It is surreal
nonnie, in one thread I was both agreed with in my feminist views and also accused of getting enjoyment in other womens failures (which I don’t obviously)
No. 1527939
File: 1679219166094.jpg (55.16 KB, 600x600, 1676648979321154.jpg)
I feel so happy that they finally found a way to stop artwork from being used without permission to feed AI learning. The AI retard tears are delicious. Apparently it also fucks up the AI results too which is extra delicious.
No. 1527941
File: 1679219458625.jpg (242.63 KB, 1125x1979, 1679202081297835.jpg)
>>1527940its called glaze. The amount of troons, furries and techmoids crying over how we are gatekeeping their ugly pinups of big titty anime girls with baby faces is hilarious.
No. 1527942
File: 1679219535530.jpg (112.42 KB, 828x902, 1679202426900685.jpg)
>>1527941god i hope this is true. It's a shame every art site cucked out, it would be cool for art sites to have automatic anti-AI measures.
No. 1527995
>>1527941I'll say it: If your writing is so bland and shit and uninformative trash that a chatbot can do it better than you, I will shed no tears about you being replaced by it. Adding reddit to google searches has been mandatory to find relevant and concise write ups for a long time and I genuinely cannot tell whether the trash that floods the search results these days is algorithm generated or written by those roaches.
Artists and trash blurb writers are not the same, never have been, never will be, and the algorithms they compete against have completely different issues. One is specifically trained on illegally used copyright protected work, the other is merely taught to generate human language. Nobody has to steal your magnum opus two page copy pasted "article" filled with wrong information on the latest twitch nothingburger, or your paragraph description of a lawn chair, or that fearmongering opinion peace on how buying magic wands is transgender genocide in order to replace you. You are simply that useless and a waste of everyone's time.
No. 1528116
>>1527941I like how these people feel entitled to create things without having the necessary skills to create things. Not everyone is a creator, I don't know why people like this are suddenly uncomfortable with this fact of life, AI art feels like a cope for the terminally uncreative.
>"AI art is bringing a whole new revolution for us who cannot draw"So why isn't it "ChatGPT is bringing a whole new revolution for us who cannot write?" too? kek
No. 1528117
>>1527941I like how these people feel entitled to create things without having the necessary skills to create things. Not everyone is a creator, I don't know why people like this are suddenly uncomfortable with this fact of life, AI art feels like a cope for the terminally uncreative.
>"AI art is bringing a whole new revolution for us who cannot draw"So why isn't it "ChatGPT is bringing a whole new revolution for us who cannot write?" too? kek
No. 1528140
>>1527995If your art is so bland and shit and soulless trash that an ai can do it better than you, I will shed absolutely no tears about you being replaced by it. Finding actual quality art while wading through thousands of bland, samey mspaint anime girls is a nightmare, and I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if most trashy flavor of the month fandom art accounts were just a network of clout-farming ai.
Shitty mentally ill coomer "artists" and writers are not the same, never have been, never will be, and the algorithms they compete against have completely different issues. One is specifically trained on existing information and protected work, the other is merely taught to copy old classic art, soulless modern art made to promote video games and crappy derivative/traced fan art. Nobody has to steal your magnum opus big tiddy waifu/husbando vtuber with shitty anatomy on your 500-follower twitter account, or your MS paint scribble of Hatsune Miku eating a hamburger, or that shitty doodle of a morbidly obese FNAF character saying "trans righs". You are simply that useless and a waste of everyone's time. Go back to making strip games on Twitter to farm for likes.
No. 1528257
File: 1679252549157.png (185.25 KB, 1080x810, 926-1.png)
Kill, marry, FUCK
No. 1528262
File: 1679253072960.gif (5.78 MB, 640x640, loj.gif)
the guilt of not responding to anons posts after they answered my question or helped with something or complimented something is eating me alive, but sometimes i truly can't think of anything else to say or feel like i'm faking a response. and sometimes i'm just in a shit mood because of unrelated real life issues. but i appreciate every given advice so thank you all in advance ily
No. 1528270
File: 1679253792271.jpg (97.86 KB, 1200x1200, CP43067227.jpg)
I miss my late dad and I want everyone here to know that he was the real life version of the Dolmio Man and I'm very proud of that
No. 1528273
File: 1679253986044.jpg (14.32 KB, 370x320, a95e1e34159f1004d4eeddd6a1e364…)
Been making angsty RP scenarios with a game character i am deeply obsessed with now. It is so much fun, being able to text roleplay with a chatbot and manipulate it into acting/having thoughts/doing stuff the way you want to, and the bot also imagining some random npcs too for the funs of it. Can always pick the answer you liked the most.
I can't play the game now that my pc is dead, so i am rping that him and the in-game characters have not seen me in a long time because i disappeared. Cute…
No. 1528289
File: 1679255120007.gif (308.51 KB, 220x174, thurston-waffles-meow.gif)
the more ao3 subscriptions i have, the less updates i get in my inbox
i need those updates, I NEED THEM
No. 1528315
File: 1679257271303.png (29.28 KB, 2048x813, Screenshot_20230319-152017.png)
>>1528311samefagging, apparently they went invite only. i have like 50 accounts so plenty of invites. if you need one let me know I'll share.
No. 1528344
>>1528326Idk how to prove it but
>>1528333 isn't me and I didn't get to use the invite. This is why I hate going AFK for any reason lol. Could you make a new one if you're still around, anon? It's ok if not
No. 1528345
File: 1679258447380.png (161.67 KB, 566x434, mpg.png)
>>1528337wholly unrelated but fun fact, mariopaintgirl is pregnant with a little garfield of her own.
No. 1528347
>>1528272The issue with "AI art" is copyright. The algorithms need to be trained on copyright protected art or they can't produce anything anyone would give a shit about. It's a real issue and I'm reasonably certain law enforcement will nuke that sort of thing into the "cracked media" scene at some point and people risk being sued if they're found out to be using it for commercial work.
That doesn't apply to text bots because there's an infinite amount of copyright free language and data for them to train on and the results that are requested of them are very general. "Write a sentence using correct English grammar using information pulled from public databases" is not legally questionable, "Scan all art produced by person x and produce something in their style" is a completely different beast, and one that big media corporations will start to care about at one point.
No. 1528394
File: 1679262908462.jpg (12.52 KB, 437x388, 6cd6217dfea1faadd57d27f4dd55b6…)
for real, the only man I can ever respect or love is jesus christ. literally every other male is a scum an can die and I don't want him anywhere near me. I look at the moids in my family and at work, at the street, anywhere, and I can't consider then anything worthy. they're so bad to the point that only a god wearing a male body suit can be acceptable
No. 1528411
File: 1679263942087.jpg (57.44 KB, 540x551, FG0BN62WUAEuVV2.jpg)
Can't believe artists and writers are itt fighting. Don't let tech bros pit two queens against each other.
No. 1528416
File: 1679264384548.jpeg (40.49 KB, 749x421, 2411657C-0779-4DE1-8D38-9C00FB…)
my bones hurt
No. 1528460
File: 1679267490949.png (67.44 KB, 700x700, elsie noose.png)
>scroll past the dog hate thread
>someone's telling people to poison dogs again, and other posters in the thread are just laughing about it
I really don't understand how that thread harbors those kinds of people and is still up. It's one thing to not personally like dogs, but it seems like there are legitimately unhinged people in there.
No. 1528463
File: 1679267659497.jpg (284.85 KB, 1600x900, 1629893123-1371ae650e854c4e12a…)
>>1528439Anon stop it I want to be a good christian, I don't want to have horny thoughts about Jesus
No. 1528482
File: 1679268388930.png (17.27 KB, 242x304, 37cfb33cc4dbc61c484078194e8943…)
No. 1528484
File: 1679268490898.jpg (116.01 KB, 1080x848, IMG_20230320_045707.jpg)
>>1528465Nta but it's not a hyperbole to call unhinged people unhinged
No. 1528486
File: 1679268582951.png (26.08 KB, 1822x330, doghate_.png)
>>1528465And are you actually that retarded? Are you so much of an absolute subhuman buffoon that you lack object permanence and cannot understand that anyone can check a thread and read the posts? Classic 65 iq doghating mongoloid.
No. 1528499
File: 1679268895715.jpg (161.2 KB, 2048x1058, 335e6751cb49137704580a552c24d1…)
I think both sides of the dog hate argument are dumb. Dog haters want to poison their neighbor's dog for barking all day and dog lovers are obnoxious and think their little pompom can do no wrong.
No. 1528507
File: 1679269233912.jpg (37.61 KB, 970x406, Jesus_Christ_Superstar_(5).jpg)
dogs are evil, I think it's no coincidence that 'dog' is 'god' spelled backwards, can we focus on our lord and savior sexy cute jesus christ instead
No. 1528509
File: 1679269320471.png (116.22 KB, 600x849, 6a52c79f9eadd189d3f4a33b84d9ed…)
No. 1528510
File: 1679269371499.jpg (124.44 KB, 1500x1500, Sleeping-Dog-God-Loves-Dog-Jes…)
>>1528507Jesus loves dogs. Cope and seethe, heathen.
No. 1528513
File: 1679269480522.jpg (5.66 KB, 185x273, images.jpg)
No. 1528520
File: 1679269630832.gif (Spoiler Image,4.47 MB, 498x272, kysoojin-jake.gif)
only dog i am going to kill
No. 1528525
File: 1679269799056.gif (580.81 KB, 400x399, 860139730_1651617-2403744937.g…)
>>1528524Do not kill thy neighbor
No. 1528526
File: 1679269825105.jpeg (33.54 KB, 854x480, 879A8D02-EA45-4F3F-A43F-73C964…)
>>1528510Did Jesus have a cat?
No. 1528534
File: 1679269979530.jpg (188.81 KB, 996x1459, b4ac84db3d6329c0ea2aa7e6069bd6…)
>>1528526he had many, probably each for every apostle, except for Judas, who was a dog owner
No. 1528538
File: 1679270087252.jpg (30 KB, 380x504, Jesus-and-dogs-1.jpg)
>>1528534Wrong. Judas was a dog hater who had no heart or brain, so cats and all other animals hated him too.
No. 1528539
File: 1679270114987.jpg (73.97 KB, 600x448, jesus-kitty.jpg)
No. 1528549
File: 1679270445950.jpg (51.97 KB, 768x576, jesuschristsuperstar_Image7.jp…)
What about Jesus' feet
No. 1528553
File: 1679270485477.png (493.59 KB, 892x593, fairydog.png)
No. 1528556
File: 1679270794283.jpg (107.95 KB, 750x1125, Fried-Catfish-2.jpg)
>>1528551Oh anon now I'm craving fried catfish. I want catfish with hushpuppies or white bread and slaw so bad.
No. 1528621
File: 1679279055342.png (6.18 KB, 1075x178, Screenshot_20230319-192143_(1)…)
Uhh, based?
No. 1528623
File: 1679279194838.jpeg (177.5 KB, 1170x1424, 3BFD2493-11F5-4337-A869-8EA6A9…)
tfw there's more kangroos in Australia than your country's population
No. 1528632
File: 1679280170034.png (6.99 KB, 860x267, atrgie.png)
>>1528623if my country got invaded by kangaroos each citizen would have to fight at least one, i am so ready
No. 1528641
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>>1528632kek it's actually so crazy I think the kangroos might take over and win these fuckers know how to throw a punch
No. 1528649
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>>1528623Our national animal and we eat them because they are a pest.
No. 1528679
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real life footage of me finding out out I have a class with the bitch cunt professor from my second year
No. 1528680
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real life footage of me finding out out I have a class with the bitch cunt professor from my second year
No. 1528682
File: 1679285597187.jpg (1.66 MB, 3200x2806, Christ_in_the_Desert.jpg)
>>1528439>>1528394Its funny to think some irrelevant Galilean preacher died and became a God, who knows what his original message was but it doesn't even matter cause people could project whatever wanted upon him
No. 1528740
$1,000,000.00
Price includes all costs related to one attempt at an in-vitro fertilization. (A $50,000 value) If the first attempt at in vitro fertilization is unsuccessful, purchaser of sperm must pay all medical costs related to additional attempts. Mr. Gallo will supply sperm for as many attempts as it takes to complete a successful fertilization and successful delivery. Sperm is 100% guaranteed to be donated by Mr. Gallo who is drug, alcohol and disease free. If the purchaser of the sperm chooses the option of natural insemination, there is an additional charge of $500,000. However, if after being presented detailed photographs of the purchaser, Mr. Gallo may be willing to waive the natural insemination fee and charge only for the sperm itself. Those of you who have found this merchandise page are very well aware of Mr. Gallo's multiple talents, but to add further insight into the value of Mr. Gallo's sperm, aside from being multi talented in all creative fields, he was also multi talented as an athlete, winning several awards for performing in the games of baseball, football and hockey and making it to the professional level of grand prix motorcycle racing. Mr. Gallo is 5'11" and has blue eyes. There are no known genetic deformities in his ancestry (no cripples) and no history of congenital diseases. If you have seen The Brown Bunny, you know the potential size of the genitals if it's a boy. (8 inches if he's like his father.) I don't know exactly how a well hung father can enhance the physical makeup of a female baby, but it can't hurt. Mr. Gallo also presently maintains a distinctively full head of hair and at the age of 43 has surprisingly few gray hairs. Though his features are sharp and extreme, they would probably blend well with a softer, more subtly featured female. Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type of integration. In fact, for the next 30 days, he is offering a $50,000 discount to any potential female purchaser who can prove she has naturally blonde hair and blue eyes. Anyone who can prove a direct family link to any of the German soldiers of the mid-century will also receive this discount. Under the laws of the Jewish faith, a Jewish mother would qualify a baby to be deemed a member of the Jewish religion. This would be added incentive for Mr. Gallo to sell his sperm to a Jew mother, his reasoning being with the slim chance that his child moved into the profession of motion picture acting or became a musical performer, this connection to the Jewish faith would guarantee his offspring a better chance at good reviews and maybe even a prize at the Sundance Film Festival or an Oscar. To be clear, the purchase of Mr. Gallo's sperm does not include the use of the name Gallo. The purchaser must find another surname for the child.
No. 1528785
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hear me out, i think he could be one of them
No. 1528885
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he died for this
No. 1529005
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>>1525977>the final update that no one wantedEnded up in the ER with colitis and an inguinal hernia, which is not typical in women. Kek. At least the antibiotics are working and I had my first normal BM today. Celebrate the little things.
No. 1529030
>>1529005I’m so glad you went to the ER. I actually thought your vents were nonsense and that somebody just wanted to shitpost about shit. I’m sad for you that you had to go through GI Hell.
Remember, don’t pay the ER bill when they send it to you! Throw it in the garbage where it belongs. You do not have to pay medical bills after the fact (I’m not memeing this is fr).
No. 1529038
>>1529030NTA but won't this ruin my credit
They just sent me a fucking bill for the urgent care I went to last November I'm aghast at the amount
No. 1529077
>>1529030Aww thanks sweet nonna, I really appreciate your kind words. Indeed it was hell but after fluids, steroids and toradol plus a shitload of antibiotics I'm feeling a lot better. That was all Friday.
Fortunately I'm on state insurance which is actually quite good. I pay nothing out of pocket, I'm in the process of disability due to RA and whatnot so the local government hooked me up with this insurance. Thank God for the American taxpayers otherwise I would literally be dead.
No. 1529356
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I lurk on the dating app Feeld and it's crazy how picrel is every single couple's profile within a 300 mile radius of me (bongland)
No. 1529394
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i was doomscrolling instagram and, of course, because i was talking about planning on visiting japan on whatsapp now 27 out of every 30 posts i see on instagram are about japan or korea (just a short flight afterall), whereas previous it was 0.
one of the videos was some white influencer living in korea that filmed herself standing in the store and rotating her body, i guess as a fit check, and as she was backing up she ran into a cart a man was pushing. caption and comments from her on the post were about how she was so embarrassed because he was so handsome, omg omg i am so embarrassed…
well in the comments it is pointed out the man is her husband. she's just screwing around making a fake scenario and really pushing the OwO
is this funny? people find this funny? clearly she must think it's funny, but it looked completely retarded with her comments about how she 'can't believe i did that especially since he was so handsome omg im embarrassed'
the internet was a mistake
No. 1529440
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kek. lmao, even.
No. 1529446
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>>1529440ah yes… the MALEVOLENT SPOOKY DARK WATERS of lolcor.com…
No. 1529450
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>>1529446I'm cackling, I never read GG/CC but damn they are SOFT. or are we just unhinged?
eitherway lolcor supremacy lets fucking go my stacies
No. 1529458
>>1529454ayrt as well as that, they mostly target women under the guise of "I'm so worried abt her" fake bullshit. reeks of normie in there.
their obsession with Marzia is the most bizarre, very sour grapes. her and Hila Klien are art thieves, focus on that not the fact that they're millionares and you're bitter.
I like lolcow for the scrapping (not infighting obviously) but the freedom we have to talk utter shit here is just that, freedom.
the community here is weirdly better for it imo
(love you nonas, fuck you make me laugh) No. 1529474
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>>1529380terfs have the right to shoot any mtf that yells at her
No. 1529482
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>>1529380beautifully said my terven sister
ONLY WOMEN BLEED XX SUPREMECY
No. 1529498
It's been ~a month since a thread on a cow I was interested in finally dropped and it was raided by moids threatening to rape her and was later revealed that the tranny himself made the thread because she blocked him kek
So disappointing. It was a good OP until you got to the "rules of discussion."
And now it's dead because she keeps privating/unprivating her Tumblr and relocking it when she feels she's testing her luck
I hate moids so much. I just want to laugh at a fatty who thinks she's an incel and runs a blog larping as one.
No. 1529522
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I'm watching an Izzzyzzz video and the fake lashes sticking out are bothering me SO MUCH kek. Some girls have this happen irl too and I can't look away if I talk to them.
No. 1529593
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I tried to do an amethyst design on my nails, but it's not as gemstone-y as I would like because one of the decorations I added makes it look really busy and muddy. I would remove it but it's gel polish and idk where my electric nail file is and I've already glued rhinestones to them. Oh well, maybe I'll warm up to them.
No. 1529608
>>1529599nothing near as what is wrong with kirby-anon
speaking of which, if I ever met this moid IRL and he hit me up for weed (he would) and I smoked him up (I would) I would just repeat his own retarded lyrics (vidrel) related until he left me alone
meantime I have his wallet and phone I would also ask this sort of asshole what their fave book is (I will already know and have researched it) and pick apart everything they have to say about it.
for a treat, and the treat is for me.
because moids ain't shit
spoiler again just to be annoying. kirby anon don't take it personally, I would have said paki-chan but she would take it personally lmao No. 1529610
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I have my 1st driving lesson later today. I told my cats I loved them very much before leaving just in case I either die or end up in jail after losing control of the car and causing a massive crash that ends with lots of casualties kek I'm very excited though, hopefully everything goes well
No. 1529618
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>>1529543>>1529578how come people obsessed with butts always act so creepy
No. 1529664
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>>1529608I’ve spent hours analyzing Matty, attempting to understand what people see in him, his looks, his music… anything, really. Because I truly don’t get how he has a career. This video was cringe-inducing. All of these people are just smiling and vibing along to the music and his Jared Leto joker damaged impression? Ouch
No. 1529707
>>1529663ayrt and I love and respect you. I fangirl you replying kirby-chan hope you are doing wonderful
sends you kirby kisses>>1529666hard agree, also ayrt. this festering opioid fiend gets to slosh and slur around on stage when better more talented people (women) would get absolutely destroyed for doing the same. disgustang intitled male behaviour.
I'll always remember this gross video of him smoking bongs on the street with his fans
male pickme, almost if not worse than harry styles cause he admitted they got album art inspo from tumblr
No. 1529738
>>1529610 happy to announce im still alive
it's way harder than I expected but I had fun
No. 1529741
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>>1529738yes nona congrats!! what was your favourite part?
dw it gets easier every time. so proud of and for you!
No. 1529812
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I know I'm gonna sound stupid as fuck but Mexican, Spanish, and African accents (like the people speaking in English with these accents) all sound to me like if a cat was turned into a human. Like if a cat could speak english they would have a Mexican, Spanish, or African accent.
No. 1529824
>>1529741>>1529745Thank you nonnies ♡
I only got to drive for 15 minutes today because the rest of the class was just about explaining buttons, mirrors, how to sit etc I got super confused with the pedals and kept trying to press the clutch and the accelerator at the same time so the car kept making super weird noises kekk
I have a 90 minute class booked for tomorrow though, so hopefully I'll get the hang of it quickly and can start driving properly without the teacher having to fix my pedal errors and holding the wheel, praying for little traffic and no people crossing the road wherever the fuck they want
No. 1529962
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>>1529948Everytime someone says 'leo man' I picture liono from thundercats. Is he even a leo?
No. 1529965
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>leo men are "warm"
>well leo women are insufferable
>actually I heard leo men have stable relationships and are great boyfriends
>well my dad was leo and he was an asshole
Wow, it's almost like horoscopes aren't applicable to personalities.
No. 1529978
>>1529975why though, it makes me sad because they tend to be attractive and then you find out they are hooking up with more than 100 men on grindr.
Other than pisces what other sign to be homos?
No. 1529983
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I like astrology in theory but I read one book that was admittedly sensationalist but it basically said taurus women had mommy issue, where their mom was overbearing and the dad was passive and I resent that description since it felt wildly inaccurate. Also it's weird how it kept calling taurus sun women sexy, even though I feel unattractive
No. 1529986
>>1529981i think they are more on the bicurious and bisexual spectrum than being full on homo compared to pisces men.
Virgo men also tend to get a bit obssesive…am i the only one who noticed this?
No. 1529995
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>>1524384On Wednesdays, we wear pink. That's why.
No. 1530018
A chance to express my love for cancers. They're so cute but also rough around the edges, so I don't have to walk on eggshells OR worry about them being cold to me. It takes so long to get to know them closely but is worth it because they usually accept the care I like to give while also respecting my need for distance.
I try to not give horoscopes much credence (it's goofy fun) but I have loved every cancer I've ever known.
>>1529991Capricorns…and only the ones that suck.
>>1529986Word. I'm a virgo woman and am absolutely obsessive over people. My virgo parents are each other's only friends.
I think we're prone to being a certain kind of nuts socially.
No. 1530035
I always attract geminis and let me tell you, they're always so fucking pretentios and dumb, especially the males. Think they're so deep but can't scratch the surface, sometimes they have genuinely good opinions that makes you think Wow you know your shit my dude tell me more, but then they fuck it up with some shitty crap they heard on youtube that has probably been debunked already or it's a fucking stupid rumor and you tell them and they don't believe you cus motherfuckers think they're so smart and never admit when they're wrong. They're so fucking lazy. Put up a show on how they don't need nobody, so self sufficient but run to ask your help for every little thing and are never there to help you with the hundreds of abilities they supposedly have, fucker can't even hammer a fucking nail straight but will pretend they can build a fucking house. They never keep their traps shut, it's like they believe the entire universe is looking at them, motherfucker ain't shit, nobody cares. And they also have that super cool and chill vibe but I know better, do not trust them, they won't stab you in the back, they will ask someone else to do it and then they will twist the knife and later pretend they did no wrong. Fuck geminis but especially fuck gemini men, fucking cowards, I hope they get locked in a room full of flying cockroaches, stark naked.
No. 1530060
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>>1530057I say I said that was a JOKE, son. You missed it, flew right past ya!
No. 1530074
>>1530067Astrology is fun. Every individual person has a different chart determined by several different factors, from the time we're born to the individual cities and towns. Nobody has the exact same chart, and they're incredibly accurate. Just because your sun sign isn't 100% accurate doesn't mean the entire chart isn't
Nobody's forcing you to believe astrology. Like, at all. I understand the need to know everything, as a Gemini it drives me up the wall to not know every individual detail about
everything so I get it. But let nonnas have their own beliefs. It hurts nobody.
No. 1530085
>>1530080imagine me doing my best impression of a wizened old lady in a purple cloak:
you are blind to the messages in the stars, child. open your eyes. when the universe speaks you must listen etc lol
No. 1530087
>>1530085my eyes have opened so far that they're going to fall out.
why
isn't
my
chart
ACCURATE
neither the sun, nor the moon, nor the risings, the venus betweenus, nothing
No. 1530091
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>cute girls in my town keep adding me on fb
>accept because I’m shy and want more friends
>every single one is bpd, a shitposter, and an onlyfans thot
>mfw i have to see them in my local music scenes
No. 1530111
>>1530107supposedly aries but i'm the least aggressive person i've ever known, like crying over the slightest confrontation level of passiveness
>>1530110i read this 5 times and still don't get it, i think i became dumber. this whole thing is just 2deep4me
No. 1530125
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>Tfw your sign hasn’t been shat on yet
Seriously, my best friend keeps telling me that my sign sucks, but she still loves me.
No. 1530128
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I want nonnie’s to psychoanalyse me for my star signs.
Sun: Taurus
Moon: Capricorn
Rising: Scorpio
Venus: Taurus
No. 1530148
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two-girls-chatting-in-the-food court manga continues to deliver wisdom
No. 1530175
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>>1530157The 1910s and 20s.
(reposting without sage because I want to see more answers)
No. 1530178
File: 1679457406562.jpg (74.59 KB, 601x900, Late 18th Century French Fashi…)
>>1530174Ah yes. Late 18th century. Definitely a slutty time to be an upper-class man.
No. 1530197
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>>1530179Yeah sort of. I’m thinking of more makeup and tighter pants, might be an ahistorical image I have though.
Also separate thing: I honestly like the way codpieces look in illustrations, we could bring this stupid shit back and I wouldn’t be mad.
No. 1530198
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>>15301571950s/60s. James Dean type shit.
No. 1530214
File: 1679462796691.jpg (Spoiler Image,63.39 KB, 564x791, 6fe76f6dfab6b7010cf37020e1a52e…)
>>1530175Samefag with obligatory 1920s swimsuits. Spoilered for lewdity.
No. 1530304
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>hey nonna what’s your crush’s phone number again?
No. 1530351
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>>1530286don't know a thing about astrology, can't read my birth chart but I love being a pisces. I am so powerful
No. 1530424
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>>1530304Girl I’m trying to give you MINE
No. 1530447
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>>1527581Prince Panic. Gotta correct myself though, it's three princes, their gardener, cook and butler (+ what I assume to be a secret route with a fortune tell). Sorry to say that I didn't finish it lol.
No. 1530478
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>>1530157>>1530476Or 1930s, hard flip I know but I like both.
No. 1530591
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>>1530178The 1700s were a great time for male fashion.
No. 1530604
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>>1530603This is the dumbass shit thread, anything goes
No. 1530621
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>>1530613Ooowaga chunga me like man that is dead
No. 1530691
File: 1679517622707.gif (3.88 MB, 600x600, weeee.gif)
I just saw that a prominent nail supplies shop is selling a rose-esque clit sucking "massager" for whatever reason kek. At least they know their audience, it can get harder to masturbate with only fingers if you have long nails.
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>>1530691Reminds me of him…
No. 1530739
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>>1530691Reminds me of him…
No. 1530778
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>>1530738>>1530739he makes this sound
No. 1530791
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I just have to remember shitty people get what they give and not let it consume me but it's easier said than done
No. 1530823
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I usually don’t worry much about many things, but I dread this, specially now that I’m planning a dumbass outfit with lots of black items.
No. 1530841
>>1530839I got banned for being Elaine.
I am not Elaine.
No. 1530954
File: 1679550239375.png (105.83 KB, 768x1152, 1649080392-clit-sucking-vibrat…)
>>1530870I don't have it but I'm pretty sure it works just like any other clit toy, like the satisfyer or the rose.
No. 1530958
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Me googling a job title before sending my CV anyway knowing I'm unqualified and still don't know wtf the job is
No. 1530960
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i cant believe we live in TOP reboot has a nonbinary timmy timeline, what the fuck
No. 1530961
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>>1530960more leaks. This is going to be so bad, i cannot wait
No. 1530963
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>>1530954i didnt even know clit toys were a thing…
No. 1530965
>>1530958You should still apply for jobs you
think you're unqualified for
No. 1530971
File: 1679552239422.gif (1.35 MB, 500x598, 803[1].gif)
>>1530960I'm surprised how Nickelodeon still has enough hope in this show to keep expanding on it after the failure that were the finale and Fairly Odder.
>>1530967It ended like nothing special, in a regular episode about Timmy's dad and the new girl collecting Cabbage Patch Kids dolls.