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No. 196490
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>>187661
>http://www.twitter.com/mmmkikikannibal>http://www.Instagram.com/mmmkikikannibal>https://www.youtube.com/user/kikikanniballl>http://www.lilkitten.com>http://asklilkitten.tumblr.com/Recap: Snaggle-puss has hidden himself from online searches after anons try to talk to him about the Balding wonder. It seems he was more fragile than we thought.
Baldy has still not updated her twitter in awhile, one can only wonder the storm that is brewing…
No. 196499
>>196498Also, just saying I would like to thank whomever uncovered Taku's profile. But I think that spamming him with messages (whomever that was) was fucking stupid and could have potentially ruined a lot.
p.s. Hi Kaka, nice to have you here with us.
No. 196500
Conspiracy theory: What if kaka was the one who posted that comment on her Instagram and flooded taku's profile with messages?
We all know she's used fake accounts to insult herself in the past. It actually made us look like crazy stalkers and played out for her benefit. Plus now we are completely disorganized and fighting amongst ourselves.
There also were a lot of emoticons in the thread earlier that fit her writing style. For example:
>>196237 >>195986
No. 196503
>>196500It could be, but we won't know unless we knew her ip or admin confirms its all one person.
It'd be funny as all hell if it was tho, trying really hard to throw us off her trail
No. 196504
>>196500I would like to believe this, however it's more likely that there are just 'tards from PULL and tubblr among us.
>>196503I wonder if admin noticed anything amiss about the entire exchange.
No. 196514
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There's a big problem emerging here on the farm that's the exact same problem that effectively led to 4chan's internal breakdown.
When lolcow first went up over a year ago now it consisted pretty much exclusively of seagulls.
At this point we all knew how to function as a single unit cohesively, what to do, when to execute action and when best to stay away.
As lolcow has grown in popularity and notoriety we've been slowly witnessing a silent invasion of PULLtards, SJW's and underb& tweens who don't understand our overall modus operandi and seem to believe that this site exists purely for antagonism and mayhem, i.e. the "HAHA YES LET'S GO RUIN TAKU'S BUSINESS BY POSTING KIKI'S STUFF ALL OVER HIS CAFE'S FB PAGE" poster.
I don't know who else has noticed, but in the last 2-3 months alone the rate of deliberately aggressive/aggravating/stupid posts has exploded and has caused an enormous upsurge of infighting and people bickering and effectively destroying numerous threads and it's something I've fallen for myself repeatedly.
I think in the next townhall chat we need to have a serious discussion about isolating undesirable elements and non-contributors from the board so that shit doesn't go down again like what went down with Taku last night because that was like, the biggest fuck up I've witnessed on this site to date and I am 100% confident that it was non executed by any of the older users here, by which I mean the ex-/seagulls/ who actually do understand to handle a delicate operation like this one.
I remember a while back when I first discovered Kirsten's hidden online stalking-cache and I posted it here and we managed to keep that a secret and allowing her to continue uploading files for like, what, 5 months? Dang I was so proud guys, that was some fine work.
Today that would not happen because some fucking idiot would be straight to her on some sock Twitter account Tweeting at her "HAHA KEEKS WE FOUND UR ONLINE CACHE HAHA WAT R U GONNA DO".
No. 196515
>>196514Oh it looks like a few of you have already been having similar thoughts
>>196512Okay I'll repost to the thread and discuss it there thanks.
No. 196520
>>196516That's a bit difficult when we don't even have the means to identify them.
It's at a time like this that I'm considering it may be a good idea to start pushing for mandatory user ID's like they have on /b/…
I don't want this but idk what else to do.
No. 196522
>>196520There's no need for IDs. I think we can tell who is fucking up and who isn't. We need to shame the people who are fucking up and derailing and enforce board culture. Even if it means calling out little things like that anon who was using emoticons.
Just make it annoying for newfags. Assimilate or die.
Anyway, let's discuss all these things in meta instead.
No. 196523
>>196520Ugh, I hate that idea I like that most of the farmers are sane enough to just report and inform, but the recent influx of yards have made them few and far between
This needs to go to /meta but I do want to know if the regard who messaged him was the one posting all that shit
No. 196533
>>196532Nah, I think this cows been killed dry already.
Time to put Bessy down. Taku's done.
No. 196541
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idk how anybody hasn't noticed yet but the OP of this thread is obviously the colossal idiot that made this Twitter account and began spamming Taku's name and business on Twitter.
OP is a PULL faggot.
No. 196557
>>196541Lol Because it's that hard to call her bald and use that picture?
I'm the OP and no I did not message taco or make that account
I was the one who noticed he had everything set to private
No. 196560
>>196559It was funny?
If you are so paranoid you can ask I guess
But I was the one who posted about the accounts bein private, not the Twitter post sooo sorry I offended you with kilos bald head
No. 196562
>>196561Thanks!
Twitter newfag, delete tacos name and business you cunt
No. 196572
>someone on Instagram tipped off Kaka about us finding Taku>The comment said something like "We found Taku and we're going to ask him all about your breakup" or something like that and her reply was "lol go ahead, I dare you" (all deleted now of course)>I have a screenshot on my iPod which I'll post later when I find the charger.Bringing this to the new Kaka thread and waiting for delivery.
>>196569See you tomorrow!
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>>196581It looks more like a bunch of random ones?
No. 196587
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>>196586Also whoever does own the account,seriously give it up
No. 196588
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>>196569Kek at the kaka shit, but taco chan shouldn't have been bombarded with anons attacking him with shit about kaka. It should have been done with caution.
No. 196593
>>196589Ha its always sunny gets me every time.
Yeah I agree with all the meddling stuff. On reddit, Ragen Chastain is a fat activist version of Kiki and they have a specific "Don't touch the poop" rule or you're banned. This means like doing anything to interfere with the natural shitshow that is Ragen. Don't comment their social medias, don't doxx, etc.
I'm in the camp of farmers who are too lazy to do any of that and just watch
No. 196599
>>196593yeah a few of the LJ drama comms I'm in operate the same "don't touch the poop, just look at it" approach and we've never had any shit like this place has.
Did your moms never teach "look but don't touch"? Jesus
No. 196606
>>196598Word!
Honestly with the way the site has been overrun by overzealous idiots recently, it's no surprise to me that they went ballistic with that info, but I underestimated how far they'd go. Congrats to those who did: You just gave Kiki more fuel/proof to say that ~haterz~ are trying to ruin her life and stalk her to every end of the earth. Also why the fuck are you trying to ruin Taku's rep? He's not the lolcow here - have you forgotten?
It's one thing to message to him once off about Kiki/shit she could be covering up as a way to warn him (which is creepy even with the utmost tact, but aims to help) and it's another spam his accounts with Kiki's bullshit and posting his full name and restaurant with Kiki's bullshit all over social media (which doesn't help anyone, is unnecessary harassment and libel).
No. 196615
>>196614The video was a repost of one she had on her channel of her and Taku. Another anon uploaded it to YouTube and that's when Kiki appeared
>>195986 to get the video removed. Nothing new has happened yet.
No. 196617
>>196615I never (that I remember) say this, but we REALLY need admin-sama now. Perhaps to highlight all posts by the IP, or just to tell us if it was the only post in the thread by that IP.
Just something, that'll help us know.
No. 196618
>>196617I doubt that's a long-term solution. When an anon wants to troll and be an ass, they can do it using /pt/ info but not posting at all. People likely sent Taco things but never posted on the thread. They're gonna do what they're gonna do.
The best thing is to brush off people that don't belong and be more careful with links.
No. 196619
We are currently discussing this in
https://chat.lolcow.farm/r/meta.
No. 196623
>>196622It really should have been talked about first.
If we knew about takus accounts but just talked out what we would do with the info instead of running wild this would have been less of a shit storm I'm sure
No. 196662
Please see
https://lolcow.farm/rules, under "Exceptions to the above".
Don't post sensitive information about someone who is not directly and collaboratively involved with the subject at hand. Dakota could be considered directly involved with Kiki and her past, but Taku isn't. Posting Taku's name and (some) profiles is ok. Posting Kiki's name, profiles, and employer is ok. Posting Taku's employer or information about his family is not ok.
All posts with information about his brother or employer that I could find have had the information removed. Please report any other posts you think have gone too far with the amount of information posted.
Also,
>>196202 has been permanently banned. They've been banned many times in the past for similar offenses.
No. 196676
>>196672Why bother with #pray4taku tho? All you need to do is download Hellotalk or sign up to any dodgy language website, send some Japanese guy a smile, chat with him get his deets. Meet him in sushi land, don't mind in having to give the guy a good fuck and fulfil his gaijin hunter dream. Butter him up, act kawaii and you'll that visa in less than a year. If he's older even better, the sadder the lonelier the better.
I'm not encouraging this but it happens tho guys.
No. 196680
>>196678how dare you insult our precious kira kira indigo child's hot booty and bod anon
shame on u
No. 196683
>>196678
>kaka's themeshe's like the terminator u c
"ill b back"
No. 196775
>>196758me too
shes up to something
No. 196784
>>196779he seems like a nice decent person too. that's what makes it even worse.
it makes kiki look right about the internet haters being after her and out to ruin her life.
this could've gone so differently and it was so short lived and unsatisfying because of people ruining it.
No. 196796
>>196791Most of her thread are about making fun of her and her hair line
Fuck look at vs veryone who bitches about Dakotas thinning hair
I agree the Taku thing is wrong everyone does but you just made a moot point
Hi Kiki
No. 196808
>>196791I agree with the point that she's enough of a lolcow without our help. Getting directly involved and fucking it up majorly like that makes us (as a collective) look like the lolcows in this situation. She's probably laughing her ass off at how badly this got fucked up.
But re: the insults - this isn't PULL.
No. 196861
>>196859The idea is we insult people because of their personality, not solely because of their appearance or other things they can't control.
I wouldn't call some random person on the street hideous or potato nosed, even if they were. If they were also a terrible person who deserved it, then it's a different story.
No. 196862
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kaka pls come back I even helped you make a new kawaii picture for your future danna desu
No. 196875
>>196862wow this looks really good anon
i don't know what it says though..
No. 196877
>>196871Yeah, I don't think anyone really has anything against Taku
It's funny to insult his appearance because it clearly pisses Kiki off. She cares way too much about what we think about her visa ticket husbando.
No. 196889
>>196875Lolll nice job to the artist
It says "looking for a husband, doki doki kira kira alien princess"
No. 196905
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> enhance
Looks like cathy or scott is still whoring their daughter(s) out
No. 196933
>>196905Haha
Nice catch, anon
No. 196938
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Found kiki's office in Roppongi
No. 196953
>>196952I would really really like to know the rationale behind kaka blocking seemingly random people
Odd number of followers? Block. Following Kota also? Block. Asking questions? Block.
Her block list must be more than the number of her followers. Kaka has truly lost the plot
No. 196977
>>196966The caps of his profile don't exist anymore because we cleaned house during the town hall. But a cap of his profile pic (of a hand rolling a cup on a plate) was uploaded here.
Now he doesn't have a profile pic at all. So I'm assuming he noticed, freaked again, and is trying to stay low and #pray4taco we don't go and commit any stalker/bully bullshit Kiki claims we do.
No. 197015
>>197006there's no way she's worth all of this trouble hahaha
she isn't worth it WITHOUT the trouble
remember if we're right about them breaking up, it happened before his profile got posted
No. 197035
>>197003If she desperately wants that entertainment visa, it won't be for long. Even if she got a small job in glorious nippon, we'd know about it.
Keekz, the longer you lurk the shadows, the more successful your sister becomes. She'll outshine you and you'll be forgotten.
Now get out there and do something so we can all have a good laugh.
No. 197046
>>197035Yes, Kiki.
You know that being active is the only way to be successful. Someone will discover you eventually…
No. 197052
>>197046coughs pornkaka would probably make a good nymphet
dw kaka the tumblr feminists will back you up all the way if you decide to go down that route
or just opt for jap porn, you're white and thin with blue eyes
no doubt they'll love you
besides kaka, you like fucking and don't lie, we all know you like the jap attention cos you're "white n speshul" remember? plus you can brag about kota being your little animu sister
No. 197053
>>197052or just go to bravo suck the managers cock and hopefully you'll get signed up
you're as basic as your sister, surely to god bravo can edit out your mess and do something with you too
throw on some childish overpriced clothing, cut out a fringe on that 5head, shoop and pale you out the fuck in a few magazines… TRY and give you some gook lessons and you're good to go! Just act humble, nod at everything everyone says, give a "sodane" every now and then… you'll be good to go!
No. 197066
>>197052>>197053I could imagine this work. A fringe, some amount of shoop, Kaka is already thin so she shouldn't have much trouble fitting clothes.
Sure she is old for a newcomer model, but they could play her up as the Onee-chan of the kawaii barbie. Kota can pander to the kawaii alien shoop crowd, while Kaka can spot more of a "grown up", more western look. Together they can be the tsundere Onee-chan and the pure loli, I'm sure Japan would love this.
Goddamn it, I wanna see it happen.
No. 197080
>>197066Exactly anon, my ideas would work. If there is a girl out there as hard faced and shameless as this, please give it a go. You'll find yourself some quick fame.
But yeah, I don't want kaka to get fame but in a way I'd like her to because she'd fuck it up pretty quickly. Imagine how pissed off kota would be though? Aw, kota can just stray from her though. Work with kaka and go home, leave her by herself.
I can see it too anon. The pair of them stood there all dressed up in lace white shit for some dodgy brando that'll have replicas on taobao in less than a month. Fucking fluffy white cats and fluffy ass angora rabbits surrounding them. All paled out, circle lenses making them look lifeless as fuck and probably tears running down kaka's cheeks like that scene in the Black Swan at the end. Kaka thinking "I've done it, I've finally done it". Then kota crying her eyes out at the fact that her sister is back by her side.
Oh it'd be so much fun.
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>>197143:3
that's what photoshop is for anon
No. 197148
>>197145Photoshoppu????
Shite ne wa~!
No. 197183
because she got them deleted off youtube
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I hope I did this right
No. 197296
>>196758I want to believe this but i think she has run out of ideas. That's why she is just deleting and going through past stuff. She isn't creating anything or scheming. I mean what could she really be dreaming up and have access to network/create? that worldfriend account won't supply her attention need and there isn't much creativity to put out on there. I wish she would have used tumblr more back in 2010-12.
Off topic:
Lolcow is the only thing keeping her online presence a live. No other past scene queen has this type attention to keep this relevant i.e. amor hilton (now enrolled in tattoo school lulz) audrey kitching (kiki's vegan dream life) or hannah beth (who cares)
i'm not sure where I was going with that but I mean it is interesting how she is the most interesting still..
and can the anon(s) please post the crap you sent to Taku? It's so fishy how no one has posted it. Even if you would get yelled at for spoiling that batch of milk. U owe us
No. 197340
>>197316I nearly died when I saw HB on that. She was sobbing over a breakup with some actor and couldn't work on a project.
Just so it's not a complete OT sage, these are goals, Kiki. Reality tv and troubled actors.
No. 197372
>>197166Oh yeah, I remember that. Someone was like "omg ur so mean she isn't selfishhhh! how dare you offend herrr!"
I still kek at that thread
No. 197373
>>197296I often wonder why she never used tumblr back in 2010-2012 with her sister? That was the ERA though. People were starting to rise and now most of those popular blogs are on YT/fashion ect and doing well for themselves. She SHOULD have gotten into it instead of hiding away.
Kaka is officially dried up crust ass baby spit up
No. 197384
>>197373She actually did that but I think she left because there were a lot of people on there calling her out on her shit. One thing in particular I remember her being called out on was her spamming Kota's tags.
Here's the link if you want to check it out:
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Lol….
No. 197403
>>197394>pictures of my creations>of my shoes or shortsuh what "creations"? is she saying she made shorts and shoes? what?
it's always funny to see kaka talking about not getting credit for things when she steals all the time lol
No. 197429
>>197421Yeah, and if I remember correctly she was trying to sell them for like $500 or something…|
Shameless.
No. 197434
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>>197394Yeah, plagiarism is a bitch ain't it Kaka?
No. 197440
>>197400It's more or less just common sense anon.
I'd have kept it to myself, milked #pray4taku and then gave you the deets.
No. 197459
>>197398I don't understand why we don't have some inner circle of master farmers who control and seek out the best milk for us to feed on.
Srs tho, we need a way to keep newfags from messing up the fun and/or ruining lives with info
No. 197468
>>197459Uh, because it wasn't always like this
Now stop fucking dwelling
No. 197486
>>197434lol all she did was adding "organic" to everything
not even bothered to crop and add a shitload of filters to the photo
No. 197573
>>197536I think she deleted them in the first place because she doesn't want to help out the haters. She has said before that she doesn't like making helpful videos because the haters actually enjoy those videos and they don't deserve her help. And not too long ago she was talking about making a secret network where she can give advice to people she feels are deserving of it.
I think the reason why she made them public again is because she needs money to get back to Japan with.
No. 197588
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Let's play kaka's makeover in the great milk drought of 2015
Template attached
No. 197589
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my personal favourite
kaka please bleach your hair again and start wearing extensions
No. 197591
>>197589Kiki summons lady gaga
Caught in a bad romace
No. 197632
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No. 197633
>>197632holy shit you guys are so ruthless
i'm fucking howling
No. 197639
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No. 197669
>>197632Wait why did you post an actual picture of a penis
Where is kaka
No. 197784
>>197589I really like this, though she'd still need to fix her brows.
I guess it doesn't match her current ~vegan earth mother guru~ shtick. Time to give it up and go for a new identity Kaka!
No. 197801
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ngl sometimes i see angelina in kaka.
but then again, angelina is 40.
No. 197808
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v kawaii like utsukushii animu girl desu
No. 197810
>>197801wth no way! Fuck that.
>>197632This is fabulous.
No. 197815
>>197801Hi Kiki
No but seriously, she used to say that shit all the time about herself.!how embarrassing, she wishes
No. 197832
>>197801Only in things like:
-they both have big foreheads (but it's only proportional on Angelina)
-they both have defined noses (but in profile Kiki has a beak)
-they both have sunken in cheeks (but Angelina has gorgeous cheek bones, Kiki has no collagen and is a hag)
When I think about not hating on her looks I remember how much of a cunt she was to EVERYONE about how she thought she looked. Bitch needs to literally get some fucking face fillers if she's fucking with Japan, where it's so popular.
Kaka don't be fucking dumb.
No. 197942
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>>197940Dunno if she was actually shooping herself to look like Angelina like anon says but at one point she tried to brag about looking like her/would compare herself to pics of her and was clearly doing her make-up to look like her.
No. 197950
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>>197942There's definitely some shoop going on and these were around the time she posted tweets saying people claimed she looked like her.
No. 198060
>>198033I'm 24 and she looks waaaaaay older than me.
It's not even so much that she had wrinkles or anything, it's that she's obviously underweight and has virtually no muscle that all her features just look sunken and her face always looks so pale and drawn.
There is no lustre in her skin, her eyes out her hair.
I'm a pescatarian but I think the vegan diet is playing havoc on her body. It's clearly not working for her. Girl needs some fish and eggs.
No. 198081
>>198075She looks old, tired and haggard at times, possibly due to diet, desperation and inability to style herself.
It has nothing to do with the wall to wall fat people you seem to think we're staring at on the daily.
No. 198084
>>198075OP pic should be proof enough that she looks abnormally gaunt and haggard.
Not normal at all for a 23 year old (or even younger as she was in the pic).
No. 198093
>>198060Worth mentioning that my original comment was in reference to
>>198031 which was referencing these photos:
>>197951>>197950She doesn't look young, but she doesn't look like she's in her early 30s. She looks like most 25-26 year olds in this picture and she was like, what? 19?
I'll agree she looks a lot older now. She will always look significantly older than she is, sucks to be her. She just looks like someone who doesn't take care of herself. She certainly does not look healthy these days as
>>198075 implies, though she did look fairly healthy in the older photos.
I think if she put on about 5-10 pounds she would look a LOT better though.
No. 198105
>>198098What the royal fuck did I just watch
Holy shit
If I didn't know she was just trying
really hard to be a ~quirky gamer grrrl~ I'd think she needs to be medicated or something
No. 198114
>>198075If you mean this
>>197943 then yes
if you mean current kaka's face, nope
No. 198118
>>198093Well that's still pretty bad anon. I think what most people tend to mean is that she looks way older than her age. 19 looking 25-26? That's still not good.
I assumed she was in her mid to late 20s in those pics.
No. 198139
>>198118I never said she looked good. I didn't even meant it as a compliment. I was just saying she didn't look early 30s.
>>198125She is though. She says she's 5'5" and weighs 100 pounds. That's at least 10 lbs underweight. You wouldn't know it by the people on this board though.
No. 198143
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>>198098I don't mean to be that person, but I'm that person. She's fucking fake and retarded. If she's going to be something she's not, she should at least research her shit before hand. No one in the LoZ series is an elf. This isn't lotr. Zelda's Hyrulian, okay?
No. 198167
>>198139Well yeah. That's exactly the point I was making.
>>198149Not necessarily sex shop, but I agree that they sounded cheap as fuck. Those lacey cat ears you could buy from a 1000 eBay shops/at any anime convention, and yet she was still bragging about them and claiming they were ~Chobits~. It was one of her most weeby moments.
No. 198174
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>>198168yet kota used elfen lied horns or something like that
sage for sperging
No. 198211
>>198168>>198174i like how these girls supposedly have
always watched anime are so all about it all of a sudden yet the only anime they ever talk about is 90's anime that everyone knows about and have no idea what any recent ones are.
No. 198214
>>198211I didn't realize one had to watch every entire new anime to be considered an anime fan
Should I listen to every music out there that others like, to be considered a music fan?
Go away, lol
No. 198235
>>198214I think that anon meant all they know is sailor moon and CCS yet they're trying to seem very knowledgeable about animu and videogames without even doing proper research.
Like that time Kaka was asking about Ranma 1/2 on twitter, then went all "IT'S MY FAVORITE ANIME SINCE I WAS A KID GUISE~~ ^o^!!! "
>>198225agreed
No. 198241
>>198235She also had no idea what Naruto was.
>>198237I think Kaka actually did watch Madoka Magica because she has posted stuff about it before. I remember back in 2012 or 2013 she posted a meme of it on ig, but I think she deleted it.
No. 198277
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i bet this is kaka's face during anal
No. 198306
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>>198277I still laugh about how Kaka started wearing Kota's clothes after she left the country, like another desperate attempt to follow her to glorious nippon.
No. 198392
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I wonder why her WorldFriends profile is still there
No. 198439
>>198392>etherealmewThat sounds like something 12 year old me would put as a username.
Kaka is a grown ass 23 year and she's drawing on cat nose/whiskers with MS Paint…
At least she took Korean off her languages…
No. 198461
>>198392>>198439her language knowledge goes back and forth every time i see one of these screen shots
>buddhistsure kaka
No. 198507
>>198502Guys this is nothing new. Neither can dress for fuck. Scene was a gross messy style anyway so they could get away with it whereas kawaii is… you know, gotta be cute but put SOME effort into it.
Look back on the 2006/2007 pics and videos of kota and kaka. Neither could dress, they've always been shit at it.
No. 198550
>>198075you're used to looking at fat people (especially when you look in the mirror)
kekkkkkkk
No. 199505
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>>199485Ask and thou shalt receive.
No. 199556
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so Hanna Beth is now DVF's brand ambassador, we can add her to the list of former scene queens who actually did something with their life while kaka is still trying to get her big break
No. 199606
>>199605Shit
I want a tee like that now
No. 199638
>>199619Holy shit, she's like an exact 50/50 mix of Kim and Kylie.
Eh, still doing a fuck ton more than Kaka ever has (or ever will).
No. 199650
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>>199619>>199638Lmao i googled it and love this
No. 199835
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>>199619>>199817Her face looks weird now imo, she looks like a drag queen
No. 199872
>>199505I'm the anon from
>>199485 and I want to set marriage with thou, pls
No. 200021
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>>199889mixed with sonny moore
No. 200038
>>200035SO.
LEAVE.
THE.
THREAD.
AND.
MAKE.
A.
NEW.
ONE.
YOU.
THICK.
FUCKING.
CUNT.
RAG.
No. 200367
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>>200349Farewell Kiki, really thought you would make a comeback and give us more delicious milk
No. 200370
>>200349Nah, Kiki doesn't know how to live without fame/infamy.
How long did she disappear for at the start of the year? I feel like that was a longer period than this, but I could be wrong.
No. 200604
>>200483Haha, I smirked.
I think Kaka is just totally embarrassed we called her out on all her Japan marriage fantasy bullshit and showed Taco-chan the truth about her. I bet she absolutely hates that Kota is doing better than her in life. She really wants some of that attention Kota's getting but she's just at home on interpals trying to hatch her next plan to bag a Japanese boyfurendo/visa and steal Kota's limelight.
No. 200668
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R.I.P. KIKI KANNIBAL 2007 - 2015
KIRA KIRA HAS BEEN LIVING AS AN ANGELINA JOLIE DOUBLE, ITS HER PRIVATE LIFE, SHES FINALLY MADE HER DREAM COME TRUE. THE REAL ANGELINA WANTS A BABY OF EVERY RACE AND KAKA IS SELLING HER A JAPANESE BABY.
MILK SO DRY! IT'S LIKE A DESERT, START TO IMAGINE WEIRD SHIT.NEED MILK.
No. 200678
>>200400Exactly, I said that ages ago. She should just do it easy, get her skinny ass on BB here in the UK.
No one has done the "amg kawaii desu ne!" persona gimmick on there before.
No. 200687
>>200684Ah! Also and racist bitches :)
Kaka would probably be the new edition
No. 200719
>>200700I highly doubt it. I hear it's really hard for foreigners to get sponsored for a visa in general because it's much easier to just get someone who's already there to do the job.
Why would anyone want to sponsor someone who doesn't speak the language, who isn't popular, and has no experience in the music industry or with modeling/acting/whatever she's trying to get an entertainment visa for?
No. 200851
>>200773>>200753I know what you mean anon but how can kaka ever go viral again?
Kota kind of beat everyone to gaining doll/animu girl fame though. If this was 2011 I think kaka could easily do it but weeb fashion/doll fashion has become so popular, some girls who do it better too. Chances are kaka won't really be noticed.
So many people want e-fame nowadays, it's hard for people go gain it.
Kaka doesn't have a fan base as she once did anymore, no striking features, no doll face ect.
She would have to work hard, v v hard to get anywhere.
But she lazy so nah
No. 200863
>>200851She'd have to come up with a new fashion style or something the way Dakota kind of fronted the whole living doll thing before anybody really took hold.
Problem is she's neither intelligent nor creative nor innovative.
She really tried pushing that whole shiro-tenshi, white-clad, bondage n' feminine cutes shit but it's already been done before on girls 10x cuter then she is and she was too dumb to get her ass on Tumblr and start pushing that shit so she's missed that boat completely.
No. 200868
>>200863I kinda feel that she's too far gone mentally with the paranoia and other fun quirks to ever make a positive internet impression again.
It will be grim to see what she's up to in her 30s.
No. 200947
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>>200943No doubt. It's all she really knows how to do at this point. Not a very marketable skillset.
I just hope for her sake that when she does come back it's with bangs.
No. 201010
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>>200964I doubt it, she's delusional as fuck and already thinks she looks young. Pic related.
There was also another tweet where she was going on about how everyone thinks she's in middle school.
No. 201063
>>201049anon never found the charger of their…iPod
kek
No. 201067
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>>201063can't blame them. i don't think they make ipod chargers anymore.
No. 201092
>>200773I 100% agree, and if she's willing to do that she should just pick her people better. It's so easy to get in contact with people higher up and let them know what you're "willing to do".
Like if she's going to do it, she might as well have something to show for it. It's unfortunate because she really does have SO MANY resources to take advantage of considering her past. She just needs to embrace who she really is, find a new niche, and unapologetically put herself out there if this is her life path. I think she's spent so much time experiencing the internet as her real life, when she should be taking advantage of the internet and knowing that she as an individual is bigger than it, and it's just a game.
Honestly I want to see her succeed, my beef is more with her parents rather than her. She is a good entertainer, even if it's a love-to-hate-her deal, and i want her to evolve instead of this weird shit she's pulling.
No. 201095
>>200863Didn't she try to bite Valeria Lukyanova for a while? She had that down so much better than this weeb shit, and she'd be so much more popular for embracing her actual heritage rather than trying to fit into a culture that is the exact opposite of her.
She's super skinny- the only thing she's missing is a thinly veiled niche and she's good. Actually, she could just go the "eating disorder awareness" route and expand on how to use veganism/health to recover since she's been open about her ED in the past.
Like shit could be so easy for her now, damn. Doesn't she want to move out of her parents place?
No. 201110
>>201092Anon I don't want to be rude but she is NOT a good entertainer.
This is why even after all her years of infamy her dull, narcissistic, ego-wank little blogs got such pitiful views.
She's a good entertainer in the sense that downs kids are good little comedians.
No. 201113
>>201095She's not even the good skinny though, like soft and youthful.
Skinny is not good when you start looking haggard because of it, which she does.
No. 201122
>>201110I thought that.
She's full of shit.
No. 201748
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Hey fags, has this been mentioned? It looks like she finally deleted the infamous "marriage" caption pic.
No. 202342
>>202333>>202340Not the first time she "disappears"
She'll be back.
No. 202351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adNmRqT9KEcOH MAN, I can't believe I forgot she said this shit, pretty much A MONTH before meeting up and fucking Taco last year
>>I noticed that relationships do become very instant at the blink of an eye online because there are so many options, people can get someone else within, you know, a blink of an eye. There are some people that really enjoy that aspect, and there are people like me that are more sensitive to that.HAHAHAHA
"Dating in Japan: VLOG PART 2"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtuAhs4dqto
>>Dating in Japan.. dating Japanese men is a big question mark for me. I had like a romance here, and it's very interesting. It's very new.
>>Will I find love here? Will I have love here? I want love. Maybe I can find love here and bring him back to America.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NJZ6MvuxmgAnyone remember this video and her forced Japanese accent?
No. 202358
>>202351Oh god I forgot about her cringey Japanese accent.
And she was crushin on her teacher. Wonder if it's the infamous one who brought her non vegan snacks.
No. 202360
>>202351The only one made RIGHT before meeting Taku is
>>202358. The others were made earlier in the year. They started dating at the end of 2014 according to evidence.
No. 202374
>>202358lol wtf is up with her voice here
she must be really straining to sound cute
No. 202408
>>202374She does this kind of thing a lot. She fakes an accent but can't stick with one particular one so she just sounds dumb.
Bitch u from Florida.
No. 202411
>>202358Kirsten obviously doesn't know this yet but within Japanese language there are some words where writing the kanji is unnecessarily complicated or time-consuming and opt to use the hiragana instead, such as うち/home or へや/room.
Mado is one of these words.
Like, you can really tell that she Google Translated that shit and inserted it because she believed it would make her kanji/Japanese skills better overall, when really all it does is expose how much of a disinterested beginner she is.
One of the things my teacher instilled in our class from the very first day is that in our writings/homework, if we don't yet fully know a kanji yet, don't try to use it because it will only be detrimental to your progress.
No. 202414
>>202411へぇ
nigga what you talkin about
家 、部屋 and 窓 are not complicated
No. 202429
>>202411> don't yet fully know a kanji yet, don't try to use it because it will only be detrimental i think youre teaching is talking to japanese learners and not speaking for actual japanese people
of course its slow as shit and pointless to write out kanji you dont know well
but its not like anyone handwrites anything anymore
No. 202431
>>202414Not for natives or advanced but not even Japanese people use some of these kanji because it's wasted effort when they can just use the kana.
I'm not sure what you're trying to argue here. Are you trying to imply that Japanese people don't frequently use kana in lieu of kanji or what.
>>202415Don't recognise the first one but I know the second is depression.
People always say that it's probably the most difficult kanji, maybe because of the stroke cunt, but I always found it very easy personally, although the balance can be difficult.
The fucking kanji for vending machine tho omg is it really necessary. Have you guys seen it? FUCKING KUDARANAI
No. 202432
>>202429Yeah but I'm speaking in reference to Kirsten.
She should not be trying to use kanji she obviously doesn't understand, especially when it's a kanji that most native speakers don't even use unless it's in a formal document or some shit.
No. 202440
>>202431>stroke cunt I know it's a typo, but I lol'd&d.
If you guys are complaining about Japanese kanji being too hard, please don't try to learn Chinese. 20+ strokes fam
No. 202441
>>202440One of my tutors (Chinese Culture % Hist.) is a Chinese scholar dude and often speaks Chinese to the class and I would not touch the language with a fucking 50 meter barge pole holy shit.
I am in awe that anybody ever managed to translate anything out of Chinese, goddamn.
She ever heard of the Shi-shi-shi poem?
No. 202458
>>202431自動販売機
calm down. you sound like me when i started to get decent at japanese.
its stops being exciting after a while
No. 202470
>>202466i agree…
you really cant nail down the tones unless you have access to a native speaker
>>202469you speak the truth
i love how everyone who took Japanese 101 is qualified to speak for the entire japanese population
No. 202478
>>202458Why are you posting vending machine in Moon like I don't already know it?
And I've already been studying 2 years now.
I'm sorry that you turned out not to be as interested in the language as you ought to have been, but that's not my problem. Don't shit on the kind of people that still retain that energetic hunger and delight in its study.
Honestly I still shit my pants when I see interesting kanji, like the first time I saw 虫歯, I fucking lost my mind.
"Bug teeth", kek
No. 202480
>>202469Calm down bish this isn't us trying to speak for an entire nation, its us pointing out the lies and hypocrisy in Kiki's actions.
Why there always gotta be one ho that come in here and blow up over people providing insight into shit.
y r u so mad
No. 202622
>>202469I know, it pisses me off too. Mira does that shit "Japanese do-"
YES AND BTW
JAPANESE PEOPLE ALSO WIPE THE SHIT FROM THEIR ASS TOO?
how about that!
No. 202623
>>202441I'm so sorry but I just wanted to say that I love Chinese tongue twisters like that. The language is so fucked up. I sometimes wonder why I'm even learning it. But then I remember that it's a useful skill to have.
Anyway, back to Kaka. I know that all we can do Is speculate about her right now, but I'm seriously curious about what she is up to. I almost feel… Bad for her? Maybe in her twisted, delusional mind, she actually thought that taco loved her.
Just waiting for her to show up "in Japan" again, completely reinvented.
No. 202810
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>>202584did anyone notice kaka rolling her eyes when kota talks about herself being on the news? kek
No. 202882
>>202810Lmao anyone got the video of this?
Kaka is just like "bitch please"
No. 202968
>>202810Kota is very quiet… what's with her eye?
Tbh those two would have been good youtubers. Just making videos with each other if kaka didn't get so envious.
But tbh it sounds weird the whole thing.
No. 202979
>>202584Wow, seeing this makes Kiki look like she really does have some legit aspie issues.
>also, kiki hits kota in the head like nbd, and kota just takes itI am really starting to think kiki abused kota a lot. You can tell from some earlier videos that she was always putting her hands on kota.
No. 202985
>>202968i actually agree with that.
although kaka is a loon im sure she would manage to rake in followers (she already has 60k without even trying)
and dakota looks cute here! (without all her usual crazy video editing)
No. 202997
>>202985They would have done better in the west doing that as a duo tbh. Plus yeah they look nice there, kota looks cute and kaka has life to her haggard self plus its interesting to see kaka make a tit of herself while kota gives camera the eye.
kek oh these two
No. 203183
>>203134Not really but every now and again she'll pronounce a specific word that sounds Boston-y to me.
I have never been to the States . __.
No. 203190
>>202584>One person told me I was good at one thing so I have to move across the country to pursue it.Kind of reminds me of the asmr thing on yt, blown out of proportion.
There's definitely social/mental issue here with Keeks.
No. 203198
>>203197It's
triggering me.
No. 203202
>>203014So irritating. Not sure if she's trying to be cute or legitimately doesn't know how to speak. Poor fucking dakota, she seems so tired of kakas shit.
I'm also realizing she called herself "kirsten", I always thought it was "kristen"
No. 203215
>>203202I think she's attempting to be cute, but is overdoing it so much that it sounds like an impediment. It doesn't help that she's overdoing the vocal fry in this either.
Well she always made a point that her name was "Kirsten"(particularly during MySpace/Buzznet days) because people were calling her "Kristen". Although all of the police reports, call her "Kristen" and there are more google results calling her "Kristen" (49,600) than "Kirsten" (23,800) so…
No. 203229
>>202968I think that she just felt uncomfortable and nervous on camera.
>>203014Shes just putting on a show to sound cute.
No. 203435
>>201049>>201063I am the iPod anon lol.
Turns out I capped what I said to her, but I failed to screenshot her reply before she deleted it so I didn't bother posting the cap. She originally left up the 'Go ahead, I dare you' for a couple of days so I thought she'd just leave it there and forget about it.. stupid me should've known better. Sorry guys.
No. 203439
>>203438Shhh Anon, quell the rage inside your heart, for we all are known to spill the milk occasionally.
>>203435iPod bitch, you are forgiven.
No. 204156
>>203897>>203898Its time for us to let her go guys. Its been close to a month since her last twitter post and even longer since an instagram post. We've milked this cow dry. I feel like if she does ever come back, she'll pull a Pixyteri and come back with less drama.
I feel like we need to find more cows. But Im not sure how to go about finding any.
Also is it just me or has this board slowed down in the past few months? I feel like all the cows are old ones that rarely have drama anymore, and there hasn't really been new ones. A lot of supposed cows end up getting moved to snow
No. 204184
>>204156>A lot of supposed cows end up getting moved to snowYeah, but I think if anyone in /snow/ proved themselves to be a cow they would be moved back to /pt/. It's just none of them are really that good, and half of them are selfposts or vendettas.
Kiki will come back. She's disappeared before.
No. 204191
>>204156She hasn't really been gone that long, she always lays low for a bit after something's not gone her way. In this case, her Japan visa plans gong to shit (and everyone knowing) + tacos accounts being found.
Trust me, as long as Kooters still prancing around Tokyo, there's no way Kiki will admit defeat and allow her to be the more successful sister. She doesn't have anything else in her life other than the remnenants of her internet fame. She'll be back. She's probably formulating a new "Get to Japan Quick" scheme as we speak.
I agree we are in dire need of new cows though…
No. 204198
>>204191I can sense massive, hot tears rolling down your anon cheeks as you whisper into a Kiki plushie "she'll come back.. She will…"
I miss her as much, got to admit.
No. 204227
>>204218Exactly! She last tweeted on October 22nd, and the last time before that was September 23rd.
It hasn't even been a month and people are already screaming that the cow is out of milk when she needs to be fed before milk can be produced. As soon as she gets bored with real life not giving her the attention she needs, she'll be back online looking to be fed by strangers. Just wait!
No. 204580
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>>204578I guess whoever found them searched for this:
"Environmentally Conscious Moogle of Mother Earth"
Anyway, here are some screenshots.
No. 204599
>>204582I've noticed that her height/weight changes on each dating profile she makes. The kirleios profile said she was 5'5 and 100lbs, etherealmew said 5'3 and 100lbs, and this one says 5'4 and 90lbs.
>>204589With gardening, iirc on that backstage profile she said something about growing orchids. And I remember she mentioned having a garden in that one braid tutorial where she put flowers in her hair. But to my knowledge she's never posted any pictures of her garden so I kinda doubt she even has one.
Idk what she's talking about with painting. And she even admitted in that "Addicted to gaming?" video that she's not a gamer.
No. 204602
>look at all the things she doesn't doTaosim kek
>>204599I think she's making herself smaller for asian dudes. Painting and gaming is probably to match guy's interests she saw.
No. 204777
>>204580>vegan for 15 yearsLet me quote your Loving Hut video from 2009:
"My sister Dakota is the vegan one."
Meaning you weren't even vegan 6 years ago.
No. 204806
>>204756 Location, Tokyo? Wasn't she in Tokyo because Taco? So she was flirting with other dudes at the same time loool
>>204801Maybe she puts her best pics, you know, it's kaka, she uploads all of her selfies
No. 204857
>>204854I agree, she just wants a new Japanese boyfurendo so she can get a visa and stay in Japan. She's back in Florida trying to claw her way to glorious Nippon bc she knows she's a washed up old bald gaijin. She's nothing special and she knows her 15 minutes of fame are up.
She's a sad, sad little girl who is in the shadow of her sister who actually can speak (bad) Japanese and has a modeling contract/ TV appearances.
No. 204860
>>204854This.
And the only people who would care enough to make a fake profile of her on these sites would be someone from here or pull trying to expose and/or make fun of her.
No. 204894
>>204854also the cringy usernames
>firecat>etherealmew>lilkittenand the fact she can't stfu about being A ORGANIC RAW CLAIRVOYANT VEGAN !!!1!!!11
No. 204942
>>204860Also, they were all found on Google as seen here
>>204580I think someone ran into it when Googling for that "stolen profile bio text" thing she complained about
No. 205950
>>205837Kiki? This was during prime Kota years, Kiki looks like such dogshit compared to Kota here it's not even funny.
Only time Kiki ever looked better was when Kota was a fat, pre-teen troll. Even chubs kota is still better now because Kiki turned into such an old hag.
Go to bed, Kiki, you will never be hotter than Kota again.
No. 205976
>>205950And the only reason Kota looked worse was because she was a hella awkward preteen that was raised in her sister's shadow.
even then kiki actually was never prettier, she just first came on the internet when she was a little older and decked out in trendy clothes, extensions, falsies, push up bras, and pounds on pounds of make up.
now kiki is finally realizing that she was lied to her whole life and can't take just being a normal girl online- or actually
gasp working towards being recognized for a talent she developed.
No. 205992
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Anyways
If Kaka is such a dick magnet, why resort to dating sites?
No. 205994
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Give up guys. This one's dry.
No. 205995
>>205991I think you mean subjectively.
I find Dakota's natural face without all the shit makeup to be very beautiful.
Shame about the wonk-eyes.
No. 205996
>>205994She'll be back. Of course she will.
She may already be back and we just haven't discovered her yet.
No. 206020
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>>204777>>204781different anon, just chiming in to say i've definitely heard her mention that, too, but i couldn't connect my remembrance to a specific vid or not. the loving hut vid is one of the ones she's taken down, but maybe someone saved it?
in the meantime, here's a cap from her saved stickam stating she was vegetarian since age 8. meaning she was still vegetarian in 2013 and hadn't made the switch to veganism yet. i remember for a good while she used to talk about wanting to make the change from vegetarian to vegan, but being unwilling to part with a lot of foods. eventually she made the jump.
No. 206022
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>>206020bonus cap saved from dakota's stickam in 2008, stating she's vegan. 2009's cap changes to reflect she's two years a vegan, but i'm uploading the earlier one instead because of the 3edgy5me retard quip.
the years after that she drastically minimizes all info on her stickam profile, so nothing about being vegan or much of anything at all.
No. 206062
all these newfags saying that kiki is a dry cow, that she's not coming back.
shun the non-believers. kiki always comes back.
>>202810I (personally) think that Kota is the prettier one, especially when she's not wearing something stupid or shooping herself into oblivion. Maybe it's because her outward/public personality is more laid back than Kaka, who is just as loud and abrasive as she was in her scene days?
However, I think that Kaka had some good styling here. I like her hair that length, and the top is very cute– almost like an American girl from the 50s. Idk, I think with the right styling (and a personality overhaul,) Kaka could be really pretty.
inb4 no one cares, I know.
No. 206078
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>>206056>>206063For you lovely anons
No. 206184
>>206020>>206022I bet neither of them were actually vegan/vegetarian at this time. Kaka used to eat fish and chicken so this "vegetarian since 8" nonsense is another lie.
>>206139That's definitely what she's doing right now. Waiting to start unleashing her hoarded pictures from her time in Japan so all of her internet followers will believe she lives there full-time.
No. 207001
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Not to get your hopes up but I was searching around the internet when I came across this. Is there a way to get around the password?
No. 207374
>>207015Maybe I'm stupid, but I just realized something: kir+le+os
kir for Kirsten, le for Leigh, os for Ostrenga
No. 208007
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long lost ostrenga sister?
No. 209118
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>>209115>yfw following kiki gossip is why you migrated from cgl to here in the first place >remember hating her on myspace when it was a thing Goodnight, sweet cow. Until next year.
No. 209420
>>209394Sshh…can you hear that?
It's the sound of Kiki Kannibal lurking by… She's near, people. She never abandoned us :')
No. 209459
>>209449She's a clairvoyant elf archangel goddess woman with no Photoshop. She knew you would talk shit about her one day eventually.
It's weird to think that Audrey Kitching who must be pushing 30 by now had the social skills to make a few lasting connections with her limited skills. Meanwhile, Kiki blocks strangers online in fits of paranoia.
No. 209470
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>>209394It's always interesting to see what people on here look like…
There's some rather odd tweets when you search for Kiki, ha.
No. 209854
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>>209566No, but this is… I wonder if she's still lurking here.
No. 209868
>>209857It seems like every single one of the MySpace/Stickam crowd shit talked each other at some point, Keeks and Jeffree included.
Sometimes I miss all that. They gave so much milk. Sometimes too much.
No. 211638
>>211633>>211613Well, they can also ban you from re-entering Japan for a fixed amount of time or indefinitely.
These bans are not exactly rare either, they dole them out like candy because unlike SOME GOVERNMENTS
cough cough UK
cough, the Japanese aren't afraid to actually protect their civilians and national interests from foreign criminals.
If she ended up banned from Getsukoku I would lose my fucking shit ohhh my god let it be real.
No. 212037
>>211651Exactly, same as the UK really. It's as overpriced and people only want to live here for the NHS tbh and free handouts cos like this anon said
>>211638 UK is a fucking soft touch and is scared of upsetting its foreigners and immigrants.
At least Japan has one thing right, don't let them in.
No. 212052
>>212041She's on guard for a nipponese man to propose to her so she can live there and terrorize her baby animu sister in the hopes she'll get a modelling contract and luv from japanese ppl too cos azn is all in atm
didnt u kno? azn people are the latest arm candy
No. 212102
>>212037dude wait what?
I had a degree from a UK uni, a good job lined up, and a British citizen partner, and still wasn't allowed a visa to stay. What "soft touch" are you talking about? Maybe if you're from like Europe or something or snuck in thru Calais, but otherwise you're pretty well fucked. Doesn't matter if your skills are in demand, or would be separated from a spouse or family. "soft touch" my arse.
No. 212108
>>212052That anon was talking about Kabuki Reign. Which is off-topic but whatever.
Anyone would be stupid to think Kiki is still in Japan.
No. 212458
>>212102Oh it is, the UK IS a soft touch. If you're white anon, then obviously nah. You won't be able to stay. But if you're muslim or African then yeah, you'll be able to stay with your 938383 kids too.
It is a fucking soft touch.
Too bad so sad
No. 212564
>>212505She has spent her formative years whoring herself out for followers online. No way she is going to give up the pitiful number of fans still following her because she was myspace famous and start from scratch.
She is nothing except being Dakota's less successful sister and a has-been scene queen
No. 215129
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>>215116HOLY SHIT GUYS, IT IS
HOW DID THEY DO IT??
WHO ARCHIVED IT THIS PERFECTLY?
http://stickydrama.com/?s=kikikannibal No. 215130
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Fucking hell this is a goldmine.
No. 215948
>>215919>She deserves it bc she's a gross liar, I can't image having your break up this public let alone a public break up with someone who never existed…I thought Taco always existed, just that some anons thought he was ugly, or at the best, average. As a result, Kiki hid him, and he started privating all his shot after some anon(s) did some dumb blooblah right?
Was there some more drama after that or something?
Tbh, all this time, I thought she would pop back up and announce she's married or pregnant or someshit.
No. 215994
>>215992Apparently she was pretty easy to find if you searched for girls looking looking to speak Japanese, in her age range, on the appropriate sites.
I think Dakota probably knows it's not worth getting caught up in Kiki's bullshit, and is probably just quietly observing (and laughing) from a distance.
No. 216006
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No. 216091
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No. 217176
>>216599I thought that too actually. Like the next time we hear from kaka it's 2017, she's married and pregnant in Tokyo.
It wouldn't surprise me.
No. 217186
>>216599>>217176I highly doubt she'll come back as a housewife in Japan. She can't resist bragging about something the second she gets it.
Plus, I just can't see any Japanese guys actually marrying her. From what I've heard, most Japanese people see foreigners as someone you just date for fun and she is already the kind of girl you'd just hook up with. Even Taku, who seemed quite lonely and desperate, didn't want to marry her.
No. 217210
>>217186Nah, she could easily marry a desperate aryan loving gook. Language website, skype with him and meet up then get hitched. Wouldn't be difficult.
Kek poor #pray4taku
No. 219031
>>218980Seriously? Why would she imagine that a demand made recently would have any more an effect than a demand made 3 months ago or 6 months ago when they've all previously gone ignored? You should publish some here for giggles.
I know you've previously received emails in the past from figures such as she that you've chosen not to disclose and I'm so caught between wanting respect the anonymity of such contact and my furious desire for thick, creamy milk.
No. 219090
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Bangs and eyebrows can make a big difference.
No. 219097
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>>219090Not digging it, reminded me of this
sorry kaka
No. 219139
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>>219097kota simply finds this amusing
No. 219171
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>>219142She's been cinders all along, didn't you know?
No. 219181
>>219031I'm guessing she's thinking that if she keeps annoying them, they'll give her want she wants to shut her up.
>I know you've previously received emails in the past from figures such as she that you've chosen not to disclose and I'm so caught between wanting respect the anonymity of such contact and my furious desire for thick, creamy milk.Me too.
No. 219198
>>217466>>217221Pretty typical narcissistic behavior
I don't think kaka herself has NPD, but I'd sure as shit believe her mom has it. Kaka is the spoiled problem child result of a NPD parent with adopted characteristics IMHO.
Her milk reads like a textbook explanation, like shiet.
/arm chair psychology
No. 219210
>>219205I kinda think they're sick of her too.
Speaking of the Japan trips, I wonder if her parents know they won't go anywhere at this point? It seems to me they do because I was expecting for her to go back there after she made that tweet claiming she got an "entertainment visa."
I also wonder if they told her that she wasn't cute enough to make it there and that's why she started trying to get a spouse visa.
No. 219272
>>219257It's possible. Very possible and she's probably after an asian one. With her being white, blue eyes it'll be an easy catch for her since the gooks dig that shit.
Idk what kaka is hoping for because she won't make it in Japan.
No. 219287
>>219257I don't think so. I don't think she'd ever outright look for a sugar daddy because she'd know we'd find out. Plus, she seems dead set on getting a spouse visa atm and I don't think a sugar daddy would help her with that.
I think she's currently just talking to a few Japanese guys/dating a Japanese guy she met on her etherealmew account(s) in hopes of getting free Japan trips and/or a spouse visa.
I wonder what she's gonna do when she comes back. I'm sure she's gonna come back with a new potential spouse visa, so how is she going to explain how she immediately got with someone new after her relationship with ~the love of her life~ ended?
No. 219289
>>219288is someone really asking this question again?
her sister. her sister is the reason she is deadset on japan.
No. 219296
>>219289Yes I'm asking again because I sincerely am unable to fathom it.
I cannot fathom growing up in a wealthy, first-world nation such as the US, having access to education and the internet, and still being this stupid.
I… I don't understand.
No. 219305
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>>219300Not that anon but she doesn't even seem to enjoy being there. She never really does anything when she goes there. She just spends all her time indoors and on the rare times she does go out, it's just to go to a nightclub, cat cafe, or vegan cafe/restaurant.
I also don't think I've ever heard her say anything nice about Japan. I remember the second time she went there, she did nothing but complain(pic related).
No. 219312
>>219305>>219300Yeah, to some anon it's amazing besides being overrated because weebs want to go live there for cute shit and make money.
But kaka was never out and about anyway. So why even bother? She wouldn't do well if she worked there. The paranoia of people seeing her on the train, arguing and being a cunt. She'd mess it up.
No. 219313
>>219297>>219298>>219299>>219303Uh, I think you guys are confused.
I'm saying I don't understand how Kristen has had such a privileged upbringing surrounded by masses of accessible information and is still as thick as she is, not that Japan is a bad country.
She has zero drive nor ambition.
No. 219315
>>219300
>have you ever been to JapanYes. Actually my degree is in Japanese History/Culture with Japanese language on the side and modules in Chinese History.
It's a fascinating country for sure but once you start analysing countries from an academic perspective you tend not to laud them as you previously once may have.
Japan is a country just as any other, with both good and bad.
No. 219318
>>219292I remember when, at the beginning, Kota got some jobs in China and Korea.
Meanwhile Kiki was tweeting in Korean, Chinese and Japanese and claimed she was studying all 3 languages at once.
Then Kota started to focus on Japanese market only and suddenly Kiki is only tweeting in Japanese and seemingly she just lost interest for the other two languages.
No. 219331
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Oh look Scott quit
No. 219383
>>219382I feel like she took several videos or pics of one cab ride and stretched it out.
Kind of like how she stretched out the timeframe she was with Taku and pretended he was in florida.
No. 219425
>>219401Another anon posted there timeline of how she lied about being in Japan here
>>189513.
No. 219427
Also TAXI:
>>166866 >>166867>>166713>>166699I also found another timeline another anon posted
>>137890 No. 219433
>>219323Well, everything in general I suppose.
I'm on my phone so I'm not going to go too much into it since I cbf typing it all but so many people assume that Japan is this last bastion of expression and libertarianism and freedom but don't seem to realise that Japan's history has been one of brutal totalitarianism and pseudo-dictatorship.
It's really only within the last 60 years that Japan has been presenting itself as "cool Japan" but a lot of it is a load of revisionist surface guff.
During the period of sakoku from 1633 to 1853 the land existed in a state of peace under Tokugawa rule - provided you did as you were told and adhered to the strict and often cruel regulations, of which resulted in atrocities such as the mass persecution of Japanese Christians in which anybody that identified as Christian and refused to betray their faith, men, women and even little children were hunted and executed, sometimes even burned at the stake.
This in turn led to events such as the Shimabara Rebellion in 1637, and let's not ignore things such as Japan's invasion of China, the Nanjing Massacre, Japan's occupation of Korea, the Manchuria incident involving Emperor Puyi, the last Emperor of China, and how the Japanese slaughtered his illegitimate heir at birth to maintain control of the region although to be fair it was his chauffeur that knocked his wife up kek
Even today though Japan has a massive disparity in the gender equality index ranked at 104 with a scale of 0.6584, below even Ghana and Namibia, and then you have the rampant economic and social problems such as the minzoku issue in which people born within Japan and who hold Japanese residencies are excluded from things like educational grants and opportunities typically afforded to ethnic Japanese and are frequently excluded and pushed into attending minzoku schools where they can be with "their own kind".
Don't even get me started on Japanese government sanctioned wartime revisionism I swear on me mam.
That being said there are a lot of good things about the country, but my point is that at the end of the day it is only a country the same as any other with a rich culture and a bloody history, and that people should not gloss over its past in favour of its present (Emperor Akihito is actually continuously promoting this ideology, the man is an absolute treasure).
I ended up typing up a lot, oops, but this is basically why I despise witches like Kristen who claim to love Japan whilst knowing nothing about the country, and this goes for weebs like Himezawa too.
Same for anybody that idolises and fetishes nations tbh. It's obscene.
No. 219434
>>219428 >>116665
she's posted a train picture once it was here over a little over 10 months ago, a little before Taku was officially mentioned. Taku wasn't really mentioned until about 8 or 9 months ago according to how long Lolcow was posting her tweets and all.
First taxi tweet was 10 months ago about her getting pee on her in the taxi. No pictures taken.
>>48691 @mmmkikikannibal: You guys… I just sat in a piss ridden taxi seat in omotesando…. My whole back is full of urine & I have to wash everything now. Omfg.
No. 219439
>>219436Yep, yep, yep.
It's so nice being able to have conversations such as this with other people considering we're on a Japanese format inspired messaging board.
There are a lot of people even on my degree who know all the facts and are still like "nooo Nippon kawaii innocent victims uguuu anime, anime, mango, mango EHHHHH, SUGEI DA NE".
But yah back to Keeks.
No. 219440
>>219433I was already aware the Japs had a shitty history too. Now I just snickered and think back to the weebs.
I mean every country has a shit history but it's just hilarious how people really think Japan is so amazing, innocent and pure.
:) NOPE
No. 219651
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No. 219676
>>219651LOL
The Ostrengas are pretty good at fucking up when stalking on Twitter at this point
No. 219693
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>>219674
>meant to type it in the search barHow can someone fuck it so bad and mistake the search bar for the tweet box, is still beyond our understanding anon
but yeah, she's still lurking hard.
No. 219714
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Did anyone ever notice the cruelty-free since 8 vegan kawaii princess has a genuine leather strap on her guitar?
No. 219716
>>219714a lot vegans try to remain economical about past animal products; using them until they wear out and purchasing a vegan-friendly version or giving them away.
While i don't think kiki is at all genuine, if she's been playing guitar longer than her veganism, it's a possibility she's following that logic. if not, then how embarrassing.
No. 219717
>>219716Isn't guitar something she picked up for three seconds in a YouTube video? In true Kiki fashion she was suddenly a virtuoso laying down live samples for her sick dubstep.
I think her dad played guitar as a hobby or something but don't quote me on this.
No. 219895
>>219716yeah that and honestly not every vegan is psycho and militant. for some people it's just the diet, really strange when other people try to police that.
but then again this is kiki and she claims she is a saint.
No. 219901
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Has anyone else been blocked by Kiki lately? I've never tweeted at her, or made any tweets relating to her, I'd just browse Dakota's twitter occasionally and I just found out that Kiki blocked me. Does the mental ward have wifi?
No. 219920
>>219901Either you follow a PULL member or the Lain/PULL twitter account. (Or even StickyDrama if he has an account.) Even if you don't follow any of those, Kiki is a psycho. If you so much as LOOK like someone that has once pissed her off, she will ban you. Remember how she attacked a random girl even though she wasn't associated with any "hate site" what-so-ever? Yeah. This is Kiki we're talking about.
Oddly enough, she took ages to block me and several others that consistently called her out. I guess if you aren't making her look like a victim, you're useless.
No. 219927
>>219924well she isn't psychic no matter how much she thinks she is, so that's really the only reason she would block you. At least that's the reason she blocks 9/10 people.
Unless she somehow became a 1337 hax0r and planted spyware on your computer.
No. 219961
>>219693I'm just picturing her searching dakota and having to google translate every single one of her tweets to actually understand what her sister is saying.
>>219914>human roachperfect description
I can't unsee the banner that that one anon made of all the bugs crawling all over her.
She reminds me of roach coach from the powerpuff girls!
No. 219972
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>>219915Dakota…I'm coming for you.
No. 220376
>>220353My sides
>if well wearing coontails you prepare a CLEAN UNUSED UTENSILS vegan dish, it's said the vengeful kakaryo will take mercy on you
>"disgusting lesbian!" She'll wail, before disappearing into her sister's shadowThis is the only way out, friends. It's said if you have been particularly diligent with the ritual, you will see an apiration of Scott taking a flash photo of his daughter, vanishing and leaving OSTREGNA COPYRIGHT 'hand crafted' jewelry. After wearing the item, you'll gain exactly 1 DMCA take down request
No. 221628
>>221627Honestly, as much as I miss keeks milk, she is finally doing what we've been telling her to do for years. Just stop with the e-fame crap and move on. Dakota will eventually get old and become irrelevant in Japan. And what skills does she have after that? Imagine how much she would be able to shove in her face when she's got a steady career?
Of course this is kiki, so she probably is just busy looking for an asian husbando….
No. 221629
>>221627Naw, it'd be smart to actually quit the Internet. And I think she really is tired of it and tries to.
But come her next identity crisis because her parents didn't give her proper skills/identity/room for normal growth&socialization in her developmental stages, and she'll be back. She doesn't know what else to do and has never learned how to have a normal 'real' life.
Anywhere online she will end up coming back to Kiki kannibal or being dakos sister, because she has no significant personality or real interests to bring people in otherwise. She got attention at a young age just for existing and even after extensive therapy (which she won't seek) probably will never be able to fully develop a normal sense of self.
Her parents straight fucked her, and she was a willing victim. No matter what she does to accommodate, part of her will harbor that emptiness.
No. 221635
>>221628Exactly. She needs to just get a normal and healthy life without the internet. Not telling her to never use the web again but just keep it private and to a minimal.
Dakota is already getting boring after nearly 5 years. She's more or less just tarento on the odd tv show and event now. I doubt she'll go viral again.
Yep, she's on some dodgy dating site.
No. 221649
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lol, it's that ~latina~ lolcow visitor again
(Screenshot photo from her Twitter)
No. 221655
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>>221649Rimma broadened her horizons. She popped up in /snow/ trying to crawl up aspiring aidoru backsides.
No. 225039
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Edit I did of kiki, I think she could be really pretty if she did less harsh makeup (since her features are already very harsh) and took better care of her skin to keep it from looking so dull and tired.
No. 225040
>>225039damn you, anon.
I saw the thumbnail of this on the home page and got all excited thinking that Kiki had finally returned to us with fresh milk for all.
No. 225042
>>225040same.
sage to save other farmer's the heartbreak.
No. 225062
>>225039she looks like jennifer lawrence.
isn't there a photoshop thread? post that shit there. i'm so tired of this thread being bumped for nothing.
No. 225102
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>>225039This looks like one of those creepy pageant photos.
No. 229664
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>>225039Sorry not actual milk, but how long ha she been following "tweet delete"
No. 230022
>>229664>>229759Are you sure? I'm pretty sure she's just re-followed it today, because her following count was on 9 yesterday. But no Tweets have been deleted… yet. Keep an eye on the number of Tweets I guess. Currently sitting at 3,736.
Maybe she's just done it to stir the pot and make us speculate lol.
No. 233339
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Someone on pull posted this screencap which shows how many tweets she's deleted.
No. 233355
>>233347Remember when we were like, "oh it's whatever, she always does this, just give it a few months!"
That was in September of last year…
Yeah, it is suspicious she is still deleting tweets instead of just deleting the whole damn account. Clearly she is planning on coming back eventually. When, Kiki?
No. 233445
>>233373Same here. I reckon she's getting rid of her old shit and creating a "clean slate". Probably a new name or something, new look.
She'll probably go try living in Japan and be back like "haiii omg sorry i was so busy! im now a japanese model like my lil sister!!! im married to ____-san now and yay!"
All false and stupid. Just like she is.
No. 233479
>>233445She doesn't really know when to quit but I imagine Japan has lost its sparkle for her, plus imagine the Ostrengas funding yet another useless expedition for their special snowflake vegan moogle of mother earth.
Part of me hopes she comes back as something completely outlandish, like a Mormon sister wife or something.
No. 233790
>>233787Why did she take cabs in Tokyo though?
They are super super expensive here while the public transport is pretty great.
No. 234041
>>229664Hah, she's unfollowed that Tweet Delete thing now. So she's still lurking the internet, or been on Twitter.
Kaka, why are you hiding? :(
No. 236238
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Watching old Kiki vids for lolz, when her hair does this weird thing and it actually looks like OP's pic ahaha.
No. 236273
>>236261I wasn't being cryptic. Kiki is kinda known for not taking many pics of her trips or just taking generic "look at the cherry blossom" pics or just straight up faking pictures. As you can see from
>>236272 the pictures are just what people took and she clearly didn't have access to them as they are not photoshopped.
No. 236286
>>233787You're right - here's the tweet:
https://twitter.com/mmmkikikannibal/statuses/57591556579924377612 Mar
OMG the taxi driver just gave me money for a drink and told me 頑張って！！！ for my studying ^ ^ restored my faith in kind people here
No. 236342
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>>221649>>221655lmao
"omg nobody likes white people in japan, they prefer colored people!!!1"
who the fuck cares who is more popular in a country you will never go to
weebs, thats who
No. 236353
>>236272Thanks anon!
Holy fuck she looks a mess.
No. 236650
>>236272These are from when she was on the radio or something right? And apparently played in front of a 'live' audience.
Kinda funny how she never posted proof of either of those things ever happening.
I'd love to see her fumbling around on stage pretending to DJ.
No. 236682
>>236650This one is.
https://lolcow.farm/pt/src/1416016731638.jpgYou got me thinking about that. Why is there no recording of her on the radio?
I just decided to look a little into it and can't find anything at all. I even went to check an archive of the website around the time she was on and couldn't find anything about her. The only stuff I could find was a fb post from the radio station's fb page and 2 ameblo posts from the hosts. And they just said pretty much the same thing everyone in Japan who took a picture with her said, that she's Dakota's famous model/musician sister.
If anyone else wants to try looking into it, the radio station is Bayfm 78 and she was a guest on September 26, 2013.
No. 237412
>>236682Famous model/musician? She must have fed them some good BS. Literally the only place her "modeling" shots were posted was on the fucking internet. She was never in any magazines as part of a fashion shoot or anything, she only modeled for herself. Damn, Kaka.
Now is the time for Kaka to get some attention on herself though, if she would escape her parents and have a big drama fallout against Cathy on social media the same way Venus has. People eat that shit up.
No. 240281
>>237518well yea because id rather be stuck in my abusive housefold than be out on the streets.
shits hard but id rather live through that than be homeless or a crackwhore
No. 240282
>>236272why would you wear a thick knit hat (winter wear) with sleeveless stripper wear
shes beyond me
No. 240967
>>240962I don't think anything that big happened, she just left in shame because she was going on about how they were ~soul mates~ only to get dumped soon after she made that marriage announcement.
And she's still trying to get that marriage visa. She made another language exchange account straight after Taku dumped her. That's one of the reasons she's so silent right now, she knows it would make her look bad if she got with another guy straight after all that talk about getting married to Taku.
No. 240969
>>240962I imagine she's just mortified. I bet she thought that she finally had it in the bag with her super cool Nipponese husbando, plus she probably assumed staying in Japan for a few weeks would allow her to get discovered as the most famous and beautiful supermodel to ever grace Tokyo. But neither of those things panned out - everyone thought Tako was fugly, she didn’t get noticed by anyone, and her sister is still more famous than her.
She’s probably still trying to pull it off, just laying low until she actually has something to brag about.
No. 243284
>>240962yea i also wonder what really happened and cant stop myself from spinning fantastical tales in my head
maybe i should go to a fanfic site and write something up haha
all i know is that whoever that anon was that went nutso on taku… you are fucked up.
that must have been terrifying and bizarre for him. yea kiki is shit but you went about 'exposing her' the wrong way, you sperg.
you damaged not only his sense of security but his family.
No. 243299
>>243284Why is everyone complaining that they want her back? You all kept saying this was the best thing for her!
I don't want her back because she is too fake and cringy. There was nothing special about her, her veganism was annoying, she didn't even use her own recipes. Her make up was irritating, she is rude, and she isn't funny. She's just a narcissist trying desperately to be noticed. Why on earth would you want her trolling the internet again? come on…
No. 243302
>>243299She has a good sense of style tbh and she was entertaining. I always liked the designs of her websites. Her makeup was great. She was really cringy though but I miss the nostalgia. You cant appreciate something til its gone I guess :^ )
Maybe its better she is on hiatus maybe she will come back with a better personality like her sister.
No. 243613
>>243596Dakota isn't getting a clothing line. She said if she could have on in the future it would be nice. You're talking about a girl who isn't even willing to stand up straight or check herself for wardrobe malfunctions in a mirror before going to photo shoots. It'll never happen unless someone else does it for her 100% and lets her put her name on it.
/dead horse
Kiki is just like Dakota, except much worse. She's not willing to do any real work for anything and just wants shit handed to her. Anything involving real work like a vegan makeup line or whatever is too much work for kaka, she just wants to be a lazy spoiled housewife.
No. 243641
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>>243639It's a shoop making fun of her receding hairline and thin hair, pic related.
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>>243736LOL! Exactly, so stupid. I'm enjoying the fresh air. After all that annoyance why on earth would anyone wanna deal with that insanity again.
No. 244133
>>243324You missed my point.
What I meant was, not everyone here thinks the same thing. The people who want her back are most likely not the same people who wanted her to leave.
>>243736^
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>>243736 I personally never wished her to leave. Au contraire. I wish the milk had never dtied out.
Image related: old as balls, from her very first breakdown time, posted in the "eceleb thoughts" Tumblr. I'm trying to figure out if Kiki went back to her aunts… and is still there after so much time.
No. 245190
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Posted this comment yesterday, she has already deleted it. She's still here.
But she might be too embarrassed to emerge again after her plans didn't work out.
(Remember the so called entertainment visa she acquired? lel)
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>>258064Dammit, every time the thread gets bumped I am filled with false hope that Kiki has returned. I miss our empath vegan goddess…
No. 270437
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Oh how ironic.
No. 271582
Kaka is still alive. She cleaned her Twitter a bit:
http://postghost.com/mmmkikikannibalShe deleted three of her tweets about vegan food this month.
No. 271807
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>>271804Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Stop bumping this thread just for your stupid af theory!!!!!!!!!!
No. 271815
>>271804I will never get over the night I was watching that Japanese movie, The World of Kanako, and her plaigiarised music started playing.
Like, that's way too much of a fucking coincidence that a random farmer who was familiar with Kirsten's shit happened to be watching a newly released, random Japanese movie and happened to recognise the track.
That's fucking fate mang, the universe is truly out to get her. Is this cosmic justice?
Funny thing is, I spent a long time searching the credits for some kind of mention, but they didn't even credit the track, they deliberately left it out kek
You can still hear it here at 52:24
No. 271825
>>271818>>271815KEK NEVERMIND
I just downloaded the Japanese OST, the track is included credited under the name "Her" by "Suble". So, either that DJ Kirsten went to see in Japan stole what he believed to be her track after she left Japan and sold it on to somebody else, or Kirsten sold it to him herself.
No. 271840
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>>271825I found DJ Her on soundcloud but Suble isn't on there. Looks like "Opal Rain" was literally an entire song Kiki ripped off or was ripped off by DJ Her.
But which came first?
>the plot thickens No. 271853
>>271840but opal rain wasn't ripped off from some russian dj?
damn this is a ripception
No. 271858
File: 1463948736857.png (9.05 KB, 669x60, screenshot-soundcloud.com 2016…)
>>271855yeah, that one
maybe someone already posted this but the dj left an angry comment on kaka's soundcloud 6 months ago
No. 271966
>>271855This song is very popular to rip off then, because…
What the fuck is going on?
No. 272395
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Is this rare?
No. 276896
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How long has it been since we discovered Taco's FB? He's only just accepted my request
No. 276933
>>276896wow, you guys are still being crazy over kaka's ex? this is getting really cringy and obsessive. leave the guy alone. kaka is gone and this is old milk, you being a cringey weeb and contacting her ex is fucking pathetic imo.
No. 276934
>>276896fanatic of kaka, hate on her, but then want to suck off her essence from her old cock rod FFS.
No. 276938
>>276911>>276934>just accepted my friend requestor anon thinks that they can sequeeze some info from him.
idon't think it'll work. he might not want anything to do with Kirsten and there could be a huge ass language barrier.
No. 276940
>>276938Na, I wouldn't even try. Just delete him and leave him alone. You newfags can be really annoying.
No. 276941
>>276938i thought we all discussed this when you guys fucked up and bombarded him when his profile was found
we watch cows, i thought the M.O. was that we dont go and alter their lives for more "milk", this is honestly not cool guys. i agree about not contacting him or messing with it anymore
No. 276943
>>276942drop that shit, its old, its dry, its really fucking creepy people keep hanging on to this
No. 276946
no, not kaka>>196498
you guys fucked up last time when it was ripe milk
its fucking retarded now and annoying
No. 276953
>>276944Not that anon but we agreed on leaving the poor dude alone
he already had enough shit of kiki
No. 276976
>>276946Oh god that fucking
RETARD that messaged Taco sperging out about all of Kirsten's shit and souring all the milk in an instant. I'll never forgive that moron.
No. 276994
>>276938>language barrierNah, Kiki couldn't speak Japanese for shit, she got him to have his restaurant staff to cater to her ~speshul vegan dietary restrictions~ and was all their dishes that touched meat before making her food. She couldn't have done that in Japanese, hell she couldn't even learn the kanji for eggs and milk for snacks she bought for herself.
Plus also I saw his HelloTalk account, his proficiency level was 3/5 on his account before he locked it down when the Sperglord who alerted him to lolcow let him know it was posted here.
No. 276995
>>276938>language barrierNah, Kiki couldn't speak Japanese for shit, she got him to have his restaurant staff to cater to her ~speshul vegan dietary restrictions~ and was all their dishes that touched meat before making her food. She couldn't have done that in Japanese, hell she couldn't even learn the kanji for eggs and milk for snacks she bought for herself.
Plus also I saw his HelloTalk account, his proficiency level was 3/5 on his account before he locked it down when the Sperglord who alerted him to lolcow let him know it was posted here.
No. 277142
>>277057nope anon bitch not demanded them to wash but to use
NEW utensils because kiki is
so sensitive about animal suffering, muh crossed contamination and muh imaginary alergies that using the same kitchenware for her sacred meals was totally not okay for keeping her veganism intact~
(Obviously no one believed that bs)
No. 277556
>>276994Didn't know about his English ability.
>>277112This is what I meant. I thought the way they worded it made it obvious they added him during the initial fiasco.
No. 277916
Taku deleted his facebook, so some fucking retard on here splerged and attacked him again.
No. 277938
>>277916I swear there are so many fucking retards on here.
I'm usually against censorship, but I'm starting to feel like there should be rules against posting stuff like the anon posted. There's literally no point in bringing attention to him unless he is actually giving us milk. Just let the guy fucking live.
No. 277945
>>277939Ahh you're the one who added him and posted screen cap huh? Let taku go, fag.
No. 277962
>>277938This so much
Dumb farmers who think they're on 4chan and can harass innocent people
for the lulz xD! should get permabanned or something
No. 277977
>>277945Nice try, but no. I don't dig on snagglepuss gaijin hunters. Or Asian guys in general. Plus I personally believe meddling in the lives of lolcows (unless they're doing blatantly illegal shit ofc) is tacky and a good indication that one needs to get the fuck off the internet and get a hobby.
Before Kiki went into hiding, when whoever found his language exchange profile posted it here and shit hit the fan (iirc after she baleeted all traces of him from her IG?) they not only linked directly to his profile, but also his Facebook, his brother's Facebook, and his restaurant's website (thankfully an admin deleted it all, and actually I'm surprised this was allowed to stay up
>>276896).
Then they
also made a post claiming they send him a message on the language app linking back here to lolcow and Kiki's threads, as well as her ED page and I think caps of her stickam video of her and Kota mocking Asians. I don't recall if they said they told him anything about Dakota being a model though, but it was implied later in the thread.
No. 279570
>>279562>many tweets implying she wanted a babyUhh what? I don't recall any kind of tweets like that, just ones about her fake relationship with Taku, lying about getting an entertainment visa, hawking her music a various assorted self-worshipping vegan BS. Plus Kiki doesn't want anything to take the attention off of
her. I don't see her having a baby until she needs one to force a guy into taku care of her, Dakota either. They're both so selfish and lazy and self centered that having a kid would be a last resort for either of them, they're the kind of girls who want to be the one getting called cute and being doted on and taken care of 24/7.
No. 279572
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So I got curious and started wondering, there's no way a jealous bitch like Kiki is just sitting around in Florida while Dakota is a model in Japan. And we know she knows that her Kiki Kannibal shit was only gonna drag her down in Japan, so I started googling one of her Japanese aliases, キキ・リー、 and I found a few things. However my moon is limited to basically just kana because I'm only a beginner.
I did find a Mercari page with that name with no pic, Idfk how the app works as I've never used it and since I can't really read it at all I figured I'd share it here in case some anons can read Moon and tell us if it sounds like Kiki is trying to make her way in Japan in secret.
No. 279590
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>>279572Someone from Coral Springs (near Miami for non FL anons) made a super creepy bisexual Kiki page. It's not her though, all the people on the friends list are Filipino or something, not kawaii Japanese as only queen Kiki would have. Sage for lack of contrubution, just thought I'd share for the keks.
No. 279592
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>>277977The anon that harassed him got banned and soon after posted at PULL. I assumed that's where she's from, hopefully she's stayed there. But I would bet it was Kiki's paranoid hysteria that made Taco remove his FB. Kiki's a NEET with nothing to do so she STILL lurks - as soon as anon said her friend request was accepted, rather than suggesting Taco simply delete his latest friend, kiki scared him into thinking he's being stalked by crazy gaijin. It could be harassment-anon but I think it's Kiki, maybe she even wanted to contact her ex as a sort of vigilant hero still looking out for him.
No. 279599
File: 1465688699008.jpg (138.69 KB, 1150x394, fb.jpg)
>>279591nvm found them, i'm sure there were more like this though
No. 279600
>>279592I doubt it, before she went silent when the Tako fiasco came to light she actually didn't seem to give a shit since she'd deleted all trace of him by the time he got posted here. A PULL user/farmer even sent her a message saying they were gonna ask him about her and she said "go ahead" meaning I don't think she cared once she decided she was done with him. I always got the feeling the split was probably pretty nasty on her end when he decided to break it off with her.
>>279596>but I do know for a fact that getting pregnant soon was in her plansThere is literally no way for you to know that unless you're Kiki. This is the definition of reaching/shit stirring.
No. 279625
>>279553This.
Would she even be able to get pregnant/have children anyway? I'm not too knowledgeable on pregnancy, but I'm assuming being vegan isn't very good when you're pregnant, especially when you weren't even a healthy vegan to begin with.
No. 279642
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No. 279647
File: 1465699268334.webm (19.08 MB, 120x90, kannibalMeltdown-p1.webm)
I was gonna post a bunch of kiki videos of the past to kick off a Renaissance of milk for the thirsty masses, but this site only accepts webms. When converting to the webm in the allotted mb the quality gets so shit it's not even watchable unless split in a million parts. Not sure how this will turn out.
No. 279678
>>279647I had never seen this before but I have a few questions. I'm old enough to remember Kiki from her Myspace days but I never kept up with her drama at that time.
1.) Was this video from before or after she dated the rapist and he died from falling off a 2nd floor balcony at the mall? If that happened I'm be pretty overprotective of my daughter with future boyfriends as well.
2.) What possessed her to sit there on webcam with a chatroom open crying while her mom was yelling at her? To prove what a bitch her mom was?
3.) Why does she keep touching her hair?
4.) Why does the sound randomly cut out around 1:20?
I definitely cried and screamed at my mom over some stupid ass shit when I was 17 but I never sat there broadcasting it to the whole world on webcam.
No. 279706
>>279663Different anon dealing with infertility here: diet and health can have an affect on pregnancy,surprisingly. One example is iron levels. I'm a vegetarian with low iron who's having a hard time with getting pregnant. So I had to start taking infertility pills as well as making other diet plans. (No more soda but that should be a must anyways)
Unfortunately, there's a million and one ways a pregnancy can or can't happen. It's the reason some people can pop out children just by sneezing and others can spend years trying with little success. The lady organs can be a bitch.
Why are we discussing pregnancy on her anyways?
No. 279712
>>279707Explaining how fertility works has nothing to do with a personal blig. If someone is going to say something uneducated about pregnancy while calling another anon stupid, then I'm going to call them out on it.
There's plenty of women who have periods that can't get pregnant whether it has to do with diet or disorders. Shit it's not like a shared some over exaggerated rape story. Fucking edgy summerfags man.
No. 279759
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>>2796781. Judging from her appearance I'd say it's years after the pedo ex. You can tell her age because when she hit 17ish she looked very mature and a bit mannish due to her nose and long face. Most women blossom in their 20's, but Kiki is a sad exception.
2/3. She's not ashamed of her behavior at all because she thinks she's sooo pretty crying and wants male attention for being perma single and a victim. She just wants men to console her even if she's being a spoiled whiny brat. She fixes up her hair every time she looks at herself because you've got to make your hairstyle's in place while throwing a tantrum and insulting your mom.
4. The video cutting out is most likely the fault of whoever captured the video. It looks like they were recording it live from their screen. It could also be Kiki muting the stream to say something private, but this is doubtful since she's there to be an attention whore in the first place.
No. 279766
File: 1465733012813.webm (19.31 MB, 320x240, 175876156.webm)
>>279733Paint some 3D dicks and put on your codpiece, the Renaissance has arrived
No. 279777
File: 1465737604692.gif (494.08 KB, 500x267, spirited.gif)
>>279766keep them coming I never saw any of it at the time. it makes me miss this cringe era of the 00s
No. 279795
File: 1465741212613.webm (7.65 MB, 320x240, 175935616.webm)
Kiki spits on a fat girl (koots scratches her).
No. 279796
File: 1465741580295.webm (3.42 MB, 320x240, 176584963.webm)
Does a black jig when not da baby daddy, because black people amirite.
"And Imma be like 'Ha ha' in yo face, nigga."
Charles Manson expressions.
No. 279799
File: 1465742217903.webm (19.7 MB, 320x240, beetlejuice_dakota_rose_kiki_k…)
This one is not a rare, but it's a classic.
"Some faggot that needs to go suck his mama' dick." - Kawaii Koti uguu~
>>279777Will post more when I get time. Oh what sweet cringe it was, but largely unarchived and gone forever, unlike today. So many politically incorrect videos will never resurface.
No. 279823
I don't remember which anon talked about it, but just in case, here's Kaka's old video account. All her videos seem to be private now.
http://telly.com/profile/mmmkikikannibalAnd I found this video of Kaka running away from ~fans.
No. 279877
>>279844Wtf? How do people know she reads this?
SEND US A SIGN KIKI
No. 279883
>>279878Bald*
And it's just a shoop an anon here made, she was never bald
No. 280230
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>>280220she must return, let us pray
No. 280389
>>280233I feel like thats just poor man's insurance. She won't be shit, but why would she easily destroy her own shitty legacy?
i just don't think she could ever truly reinvent herself to the point that every millennial her age would forget about her shit personality…aside from that, its not like she can change that.
No. 280447
>>280389isn't that why she went to japan though? because kota did it, they've both moved to a place where people won't necessarily know their cringe past.
is kiki still in nippon?
No. 280467
File: 1465900787243.webm (19.96 MB, 320x240, 177385996.webm)
Back with more. Here you can hear a lot of that bizarre annoying little accent Kota has too. Is this some trashy little-known Florida town dialect?
No. 280468
File: 1465901099765.webm (6.34 MB, 320x240, 176111061.webm)
No one has ever listened to what an ugly person has to say ever. Also it's better to be pretty and degrade yourself for money.
No surprise Kiki believes this, or that she believes she's beautiful and smart.
No. 280469
File: 1465901564906.webm (19.64 MB, 320x240, 178736621.webm)
It's thoroughly entertaining watching Kiki have a terrible time. She could have made a career out of this.
"That's disgusting. It smells like a rotting body that just shit itself when it died." -Kooter
"STFU, I'm puking!"
No. 280490
>>280469Ok so they're making a diarrea sunday out of cat shit and nuts on a pad. And then kiki fucking licks it.
How…can you be so retarded and disgusting?
No. 280498
File: 1465912996269.webm (15.56 MB, 427x320, 2016-06-14(2).webm)
That time Kiki spent thousands of her parents' money to be a DJ, and copyright theft and this video are all she accomplished.
No. 280504
File: 1465914346845.webm (19.75 MB, 296x222, 2016-06-14-p2.webm)
No. 280514
>>280498
>dat singingmy fucking sides
what is this supposed to be? princess Mononoke on drugs cosplay?
No. 280530
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>>280518she did a while back for pioneer
No. 280548
>>280544No worries anon. Jonna's voice is definitely… unique…. so it's understandable if some find it unpleasent.
If you're interested, I highly recommend checking out the youtube channel. The videos should be watched consecutivly for each album, as they tell a story with lyrics and visuals.
No. 280554
>>280466Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
tinfoil hat chans leave!!!!!!
No. 280566
>>280548For some reason after watching the video, I found her voice less annoying
I guess kiki just ruins everything
No. 280700
>>280676It's from the youtube channel Electronic Division, they did a series with her called "The Breakdown."
I'm surprised she even did the videos for them because I just looked at their yt channel and majority of their videos don't even have 1,000 views.
No. 280853
>>280700As thirsty as Kiki is it doesn't surprise me at all.
>>280742One of "her" songs was used in a movie made by a pretty big time director, but since it's one she blatantly plagiarized (Opal Rain) she can't really do anything about it legally.
No. 280855
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>>280469lmao never seen this video
No. 280960
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LOVING the kiki renaissance
No. 281516
>>280530>>280532>>280742Just imagine having front-row seat to witness second hand embarrasment like
>>280498 and
>>280504 No. 281600
>>280956>>281512The World of Kanako, but the Japanese title is 渇き (kawaki/"thirst").
There was a video of it posted earlier in the thread as well as in a previous thread but
somehow they keep gettin taken down due to "copyright claims". Hmm…
No. 281816
File: 1466144462838.webm (5.19 MB, 320x240, kikiTittytalk.webm)
Cathy whiteknights Kiki's decision to send out underage nudes and calls her perfect. No punishment or mean words, of course. And she assumes kiki will be good in bed with her husband.
No. 281819
File: 1466144734578.webm (11.13 MB, 320x240, 175717879.webm)
Kiki had a sugar baby profile.
No. 281821
File: 1466144873736.webm (8.58 MB, 320x240, 175924731.webm)
No. 281823
File: 1466145123781.webm (9.48 MB, 320x240, 175924812.webm)
Cathy catches her daughter dancing like this on cam. She just laughs.
The irony of this song is so perfect. It's princess Kiki's theme.
No. 281825
File: 1466145242410.webm (19.51 MB, 252x189, 176414452(3).webm)
No. 281997
>>281816if as was in Europe this wouldn't be a problem
wait what?
No. 282086
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No. 283169
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>>281823i forgot how much of a bonelord kiki was. but i suppose it was en vogue to be a pro ana spooky skelly at the time. miss the '00's nonetheless. sage for shitpost
No. 283191
>>280514This is really belated but I think it's a combo of that and her googling raver fashion; raver girls wear a thing called spirit hoods but with the 2010 onward EDM boom there's tons of websites selling insanely shitty (as in cheap) hoods like the one she's wearing.
Source: old school raver here
No. 283246
File: 1466506309984.png (1.11 MB, 1366x1902, screencapture-liveheroes-com-e…)
Found this while browsing…just for the lolz, who would like a Kiki sweater? link:
https://liveheroes.com/en/brand/kitty-k-shop No. 283263
File: 1466523468149.webm (8.63 MB, 320x240, Kirsten_Ostrenga_A.webm)
>>281860Back with more
a few of these are from the days they were being exposed on youtube. She'd take them down quick, though.
No. 283264
File: 1466523694372.webm (16.52 MB, 380x214, closethomothexual_converted.we…)
>>283259Dakota's on snow now? What the hell? Maybe I'll give them some webms, too.
No. 283265
File: 1466523799347.webm (12.88 MB, 426x240, _homo_webm_converted.webm)
No. 283266
File: 1466523977091.webm (4.73 MB, cathy.webm)
Cathy's sex hotline voice making threats.
No. 283267
File: 1466524052981.webm (1.96 MB, 320x240, 176944256.webm)
No. 283507
>>283505Lol when some mulattos like Zendaya have curly silky hair less nappy
Plus wont kota haveva little hafu baby? Or is thar an expection cos its half nip?
No. 283511
>>283505I posted more racist shit over on the Dakota thread. At first I thought she was just a tan '300' Spartan, but she confirms she's in Persian brown face.
>>>/snow/146191>>>/snow/146194>>283412I'm glad someone is enjoying it, I just wish I had done it earlier. The site's noticeably lost enthusiasm since the dictatorship decrees.
No. 284648
>>284641Wait… I'm a little confused. Is she trying to file DCMA claims on Dakota's sites that are actually
run by Dakota?
No. 284657
File: 1467103874143.png (215.85 KB, 1090x755, Kiki.png)
>>284648>>284650No, it's just links to the places where the photos were published originally.
No. 284755
>>284657
>I am the photographer and photo editor hahahahaha whatever helps you sleep at night kaka
I didn't knew you were that balding fat male reflection that suspiciously looks like your father
No. 284817
https://lumendatabase.org/notices/12180565SENDER
Dakota Ostrenga
[Private]
, , ,
Sent on May 03, 2016
RECIPIENT
Vimeo, LLC
[Private]
New York, NY, 10011, US
Received on May 03, 2016
So Dakota also filed a copyright claim over her portfolio video made by Bravo Models. Kek.
No. 284826
>>284820She looks pretty bad, and I think she's developed a lot of paranoia. She's probably finally feeling some deep regret and gets anxious seeing herself. Being a shut-in in Florida can't be easy.
>>284823That really fucking sucks that she's still lurking. I'm sure if she was open about wanting to grow up beyond being Kiki Kannibal, at this point I can't imagine people would hold it against her. But that would require genuine humility and a willingness to join the community of her peers and she's been brainwashed from the jump.
No. 284831
>>284823>take down EDlel
but seriously, if any of this was possible then websites like PerezHilton or gurugossiper who shit post about some people who are super rich and powerful would have been taken down ages ago. I'm sure 99% of people who have ED articles have tried some way to get it taken down, either by attempting to edit/delete it themselves or by going extreme measures with lawyers and shit to no avail. The best possible thing she can do is just let it die on its own. Challenging these places always only brings unwanted attention towards you.
REMEMBER WHEN SHE STOLE SOMEONE'S ARTWORK FROM DEVIANTART AND USED IT FOR HER LILKITEEN STORE BACKGROUND WITHOUT PERMISSION? EVEN EDITED IT WITHOUT THE ORIGINAL OWNER'S PERMISSION?
I just remembered that.
No. 285139
>>285135tbh aside from discussion forums like this i didn't think anyone ever posted about her.
she's fucking so unhealthily obsessed with how she comes off why is she wasting her life not developing skills that actually earn her attention and money. no one
really cares about bad press if they like your actual work, if anything it just gives you more followers in the long run. she learned this back in her myspace days i don't know why she can't get a grip and stop blaming everyone else.
No. 285153
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>>284823lol Hey Kiki remember when you bought some rings on etsy and tried to sell them as your own? The owner was pissed that you were trying to rip her off and you were pissed you were called on your BS? Good times.
No. 285220
File: 1467252314968.jpg (113.95 KB, 690x660, f_Picture4am_9a89367.jpg)
i remember not believing this when i first saw it, but now re-reading the "this is libel" "i can get you arrested for spreading defamatory" "i am losing business YOU WILL PAY FOR MY LOSSES" that does sound a lot like her
No. 285249
>>285243no the Laura girl had her own instagram and youtube accounts with videos of herself talking that crazy shit.
>I can totally see kiki having schizophreniawow you're retarded
No. 285471
>>285139It's hilarious how much she is obsessed with how she comes off yet she wants to be an actress/musician/model and has bragged about that since the Stickam days. All of those jobs put a person in the public eye. People are going to talk shit. She can see that from her sister. Dakota isn't going around trying to threaten everyone who says negative things about her because she's learned that it comes with the territory but Kaka's too batshit to ever let it be.
Remember when her archive was found and Cathy had all these wild guesses and accusations over who was running which "hate" blog? She falsely accused some people of all being the same for using ~*~*~*~ on their blogs or forum signatures. I've always wondered why her internet obsessed kids never sat her down and explained to her that she's a twat because not everybody who uses tildes and asterisks as flair is the same person. But after reading some of these things I guess they all think that way.
No. 286095
File: 1467646968901.jpg (77.88 KB, 616x616, edgelord .jpg)
>>196490The kiki renaissance is still in session right? MOAR WEBMS
No. 286160
OMG SHE SO CUTE LIKE CL
No. 286161
>>286160SHE LOOKS LIKE CL OMG GUYS
No. 286162
Kiki is so adorable!!!
No. 286163
true beauty!
No. 286164
ADORABLE, just like CL :)
No. 286165
Wow, she's gorgeous!
No. 286166
I can't believe how pretty she is!
No. 286167
omg IKR, she's amazing!
No. 286168
YEAH, SHE LOOKS LIKE CL
CL IS SO CUTE
No. 286169
CL CL CL!
KIKI IS THE NEW CL!
No. 286170
SHE IS TRUE RUSSIAN BEAUTY
No. 286171
Yeah, she's super gorgeous, no wonder why people talk about her so much!
No. 286172
Yea, im so jealous that she looks like CL, ya know
No. 286173
Kiki is super pretty
No. 312950
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