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Anonymous ## Admin 03/31/23 (Fri) 11:40:48 PM No. 2[Reply]

NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY
NONNY Welcome to the Dollhaus, nonny! NONNY
NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY

She’s really done it. As Shayna passes Momokun’s lead with 132 threads, she is gunning for the top spot. It should be no time before she surpasses Onision and becomes the Cow with the Most Threads. Our baby bimbo princess has also been robbed of her Favorite Cow award the past year as elections were not held. Thus, we thought a celebration was in order. Welcome to /shay/.

Of course, no one could ever replace Our Queen, but as the farm languishes without her leadership, we decided to put forth a new member of the Royalolcow Family. Shayna has previously said that a whole gossip site is dedicated to her, and why would we ever want to prove her wrong? Now it’s true! We figured that before our princess turns 26, we should have this board running like a well-oiled fuck machine on a balcony. Plus, now she’ll have some light reading to enjoy while she recovers from surgery. You can find all Shayna threads here, plus some new additions. The board will be subject to typical moderation, shayve our typical shayhead retardation. The only thing that could be more legendary is if we could recover her first ever thread…alas, nonny! Don’t go there!

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Comedian fart pics Anonymous 04/06/23 (Thu) 09:13:04 PM No. 160423 [Reply]

I've noticed nonas made a few of these kek

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Anonymous 02/04/24 (Sun) 11:12:26 PM No. 167491

>>167490
Big asses are ugly

Anonymous 02/04/24 (Sun) 11:17:48 PM No. 167492

>>167490
I'm pretty sure Ellen hangs out here. Either her or that obese goth cow.

Anonymous 02/05/24 (Mon) 04:34:05 AM No. 167495

kek at fridgechans coping in the comedian fart pic thread

Anonymous 02/06/24 (Tue) 02:21:25 AM No. 167510

>>167495
Ellen is the one coping. Not even shay likes your big ass that much.

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 11:07:43 PM No. 169396

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fresh fart

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Doup+ Channel Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 11:22:04 PM No. 169385 [Reply]

>Hi this is Dolly Mattel and youre watching the Doup+ Channel!

post all doup edits here

Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 11:22:45 PM No. 169386

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Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 11:24:04 PM No. 169387

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Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 11:31:45 PM No. 169388

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Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 04:04:39 AM No. 169392

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>>169387
update with nona's edit

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Shayna Lookalikes Anonymous 05/18/23 (Thu) 11:27:40 AM No. 162408 [Reply]

Post public figures that you have come across who look like/remind you of Shayna

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Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 09:02:27 PM No. 169355

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Empathchan dresses like Shayna with the random pinks and ill-fitting slutty clothes

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 01:00:10 AM No. 169366

>>169355
I hate to say it but empathchan somehow has better fat distribution than shay

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 11:48:29 AM No. 169389

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Had to do a double-take

Anonymous 09/26/24 (Thu) 02:33:09 AM No. 169391

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shayna from neocities
>>>/ot/2179354

Anonymous 09/27/24 (Fri) 08:56:03 PM No. 169393

>>169391
that ass is just sad

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Happy birthday /shay/ Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 08:28:13 AM No. 168177 [Reply]

A thread to celebrate the first year since the inception of /shay/. Post your best /shay/ momentos and shaynacore things.

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Anonymous 07/06/24 (Sat) 09:05:26 AM No. 168854

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Anonymous 07/06/24 (Sat) 01:06:42 PM No. 168855

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Anonymous 07/06/24 (Sat) 02:17:20 PM No. 168858

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Anonymous 07/06/24 (Sat) 03:21:52 PM No. 168859

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From the shaynatorium
>>>/shay/160509

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 11:24:09 PM No. 169390

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Bad Hair Thread Anonymous 04/19/23 (Wed) 09:26:46 PM No. 161829 [Reply]

Post all of Shayna's worst hairstyles here!

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Anonymous 07/12/24 (Fri) 11:23:30 PM No. 168923

>>168922
Probably cutting them with a bowl

Anonymous 08/03/24 (Sat) 07:41:00 PM No. 169104

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Not sure if this belongs here or the bad makeup thread.

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 03:05:30 PM No. 169378

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Whatever the fuck this is. It's like she's realized she's morphing into a 90s troll doll and she's trying to cover it with her hair.

Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 10:24:58 AM No. 169381

>>168904
did this image just solve the clip in debate? how can they be this sparse here but thick as will byers now?

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 06:56:54 AM No. 169382

>>169381
i don't think so nona. her current bangs start further back on her head than her old ones so that bit of extra hair will make them thicker

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Shaynatorium #4 Anonymous 07/04/24 (Thu) 02:57:07 PM No. 168836 [Reply]

Containment board for Shayna memes and Shatposting.

This is a thread for collecting and archiving all Shay related media, mostly farmer generated. Please curb your autism and save any discussion of milk for the threads on /snow/, and spoiler any NSFW images.

Infight all your autistic battles here.

First thread: >>>/shay/158765
Second thread: >>>/shay/159974
Third thread: >>>/shay/163871

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Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 01:57:26 PM No. 169372

just woke up from a dream that Shayna had an actual girlfriend who was 1 normal looking and 2 they seemed to actually care about each other and were mutually attracted to each other. idk why she shows up in my dreams sometimes but it was kind of cute. but then she went and started exposing herself to her neighbors for fun and it was no longer cute.

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 05:22:22 PM No. 169375

>>169370
i think she does. she doesn't have a job or any real responsibilities her pets should be a responsibility but she chooses neglect them so.
she's constantly going out and doing shit (boat rides, jet skis, axe throwing, disney, aquarium & seafood boil), even if it's with the tranny or some degenerate old man that any normal person would be embarrassed to be seen with, she has no shame about it.
she always has creeps on twitter boosting her ego and telling her she's so pretty and i think she genuinely believes what they tell her and thinks she's hotter than most women.
all that and she always has her parents to bail her out of whatever situation she's in.

Anonymous 09/17/24 (Tue) 09:53:34 PM No. 169376

I find it funny how Shayna friend group is Duff, Older women with better bodies (Sarah/Keke) and gay/bisexual sissies with no sexual interest in her truly.
Current Shayna would NEVER do that VR porn she did with that other porn actress. Where do you think Shayna will be when she's 30? her friendships are just confidence boosters, you know when she gets looks while with Ellen she thinks it is because she's "hot" but she's just half naked and better looking than Ellen.

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 04:40:59 AM No. 169377

man she doesnt even look human anymore shes all fucked up like she always had bad juju to her but she has a weird aura lately… lolcow being down broke the routine and now she's unpredictable like an beast escaped from its cage

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 04:37:53 PM No. 169395

>>>/snow/2040924
What you're looking for is probably this from fatcon
>>>/shay/168048

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Vintage Milk Anonymous 04/15/23 (Sat) 02:46:36 PM No. 161616 [Reply]

Are you rereading old threads? Discuss landmark vintage milk in this thread.

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Anonymous 08/23/24 (Fri) 12:45:53 PM No. 169314

>>169313
gross. why do you wanna see that.

Anonymous 08/23/24 (Fri) 02:02:59 PM No. 169315

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>>169314
To see peanut dick in action(spoiler this)

Anonymous 08/24/24 (Sat) 03:48:05 PM No. 169317

>>169043
She looks like a ghoul on the right and he is making a soyjack reddit face

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 10:21:29 AM No. 169343

>>168821
She really didn’t/still doesn’t have a real friend in the world, because I know if at 20 I told my friends I was moving to bumfuck OK to be with my divorcee daddy dom tumblr boyfriend they would lock me in my room and keep me there until I missed my flight. Where the fuck even were her parents during this saga?

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 06:23:05 AM No. 169369

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>>169043
necromancer and her undead thrall

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ShAy-I Thread Anonymous 04/01/23 (Sat) 01:13:30 AM No. 16630 [Reply]

Post AI art of Shayna and friends.

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Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 11:22:08 AM No. 169360

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Shayna eating sushi after dying her hair.

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 06:48:44 PM No. 169365

>>169360
These seem kind of fetishistic

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 05:54:37 AM No. 169367

>>169360 the tiny ass teeth sitting in the middle of her bottom lip ahhhhhh!

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 06:10:58 AM No. 169368

/r/ for some more shAI edits of her new pictures. those claymation and barbie ones legitimately made me laugh harder than anything last year

Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 10:13:55 AM No. 169374

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>>169365
I'm using the AI from here >>169321
It's a NSFW coomer AI so it producing fetish imagery shouldn't be too surprising.

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The WORST picture of her ever Anonymous 10/04/23 (Wed) 10:04:18 PM No. 164799 [Reply]

Which pic made you think DAMN SHES UGLY for me it was this one her head looks like a deflated balloon and her expression is so ugly the smirk the double chin

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Anonymous 09/16/24 (Mon) 05:14:37 AM No. 169373

>>169356
she looks like ben stiller

Anonymous 09/18/24 (Wed) 03:11:18 PM No. 169379

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Anonymous 09/19/24 (Thu) 12:37:40 AM No. 169380

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Anonymous 09/21/24 (Sat) 02:52:35 PM No. 169384

>>169356
That freak with the kitten-themed whore house? Forgot her name. The one with the botched plastic surgeries and scary eye contacts. It's the comically long gap between the nose and the lips + the ratlike features in general.

Anonymous 10/03/24 (Thu) 08:25:57 PM No. 169397

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