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Anonymous ## Admin 03/31/23 (Fri) 11:40:48 PM No. 2[Reply]

NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY
NONNY Welcome to the Dollhaus, nonny! NONNY
NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY NONNY

She’s really done it. As Shayna passes Momokun’s lead with 132 threads, she is gunning for the top spot. It should be no time before she surpasses Onision and becomes the Cow with the Most Threads. Our baby bimbo princess has also been robbed of her Favorite Cow award the past year as elections were not held. Thus, we thought a celebration was in order. Welcome to /shay/.

Of course, no one could ever replace Our Queen, but as the farm languishes without her leadership, we decided to put forth a new member of the Royalolcow Family. Shayna has previously said that a whole gossip site is dedicated to her, and why would we ever want to prove her wrong? Now it’s true! We figured that before our princess turns 26, we should have this board running like a well-oiled fuck machine on a balcony. Plus, now she’ll have some light reading to enjoy while she recovers from surgery. You can find all Shayna threads here, plus some new additions. The board will be subject to typical moderation, shayve our typical shayhead retardation. The only thing that could be more legendary is if we could recover her first ever thread…alas, nonny! Don’t go there!

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Shayfoil thread Anonymous 04/01/23 (Sat) 05:45:14 PM No. 157750 [Reply]

Nona, Nonnie and Nonita get in here and let's tall about your favorite totally more then like true Shayfoil (tinfoil aka Titfoil). They try to silence the truth but they don't know the truth!

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Anonymous 04/26/24 (Fri) 03:01:19 PM No. 168387

>>157750
The most autistic thing about shay is that she tries so hard to mimic other women but fails miserably and doesn’t understand that she’s not in fact pulling off pink y2k bimbo look successfully

Anonymous 04/26/24 (Fri) 05:35:19 PM No. 168390

>>168386
It's not that she doesn't care it's people who she doesn't want to care don't care. We see how she instantly suicide baits whenever anything happens that doesn't go her way.
How she jumped out the car on her mom. How the many times she'd fake quit, or want to die over minor bullshit on Twitter.
How she'd suicide/I won't take my pills bait fupaul.
I remember she was like, "why can't he be nice when I'm being mean".
Shayna doesn't have consequences to her actions that she can't just ignore or try to hide.
Even with her boobjob. She is clearly making it "work" when we can tell she hates them. I feel that's why she's so heavy into prostitution now.
Her worse fear is doing something and some retard with a high following cancels her for it and it works. So far she's only fucked over idiots and people that don't matter to her.
Whenever shayna has consequences we all see how she acts. She only cares if it gets her in major drama and even then, if it blows over she's fine with it.
So she knows she does retarded shit, but she has no mirror to hold up to herself. If nobody tells twitter she's wrong and it doesn't blow up,to her she's simply a victim a cancel culture and hate.

Anonymous 04/28/24 (Sun) 07:59:20 PM No. 168397

>>168387
i really do think she has autism they love making shit up thinking other people will believe it, like those stories she NEVER stops posting

Anonymous 04/28/24 (Sun) 11:26:26 PM No. 168398

>>168397
Yeah and there’s also things like her SpongeBob obsession and her admitting to rarely bathing (could have sensory issues with water)

Anonymous 05/03/24 (Fri) 07:21:22 PM No. 168427

my shayfoil is that she's been posting lowkey feeder-bait stuff for a long time since she first started to gain weight. I think shayna is too uncomfortable with her weight to make blatant feedee/bbw porn, but she probably realizes that some of her coomers are into that and she's willing to tease at it to try and get them to send her doordash gift cards

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Shaynatorium #3 - The Third Stint Anonymous 07/17/23 (Mon) 01:33:57 PM No. 163871 [Reply]

Containment board for Shayna memes and Shatposting.

This is a thread for collecting and archiving all Shay related media, mostly farmer generated. Please curb your autism and save any discussion of milk for the threads on /snow/, and spoiler any NSFW images.

Infight all your autistic battles here.

First thread: >>>/shay/158765
Second thread: >>>/shay/159974

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Anonymous 04/30/24 (Tue) 03:41:29 PM No. 168419

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Warning that this gif is NSFL

Anonymous 05/01/24 (Wed) 10:57:15 PM No. 168423

>>168405
Astonishingly flat

Anonymous 05/02/24 (Thu) 05:34:44 PM No. 168424

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At the beach - Where the daddies at? Shaynus want boing boing!

Anonymous 05/03/24 (Fri) 06:16:06 AM No. 168425

Shayna's honker is looking massive lately. She's always had a big nose, but in her latest pictures she looks weird

Anonymous 05/03/24 (Fri) 08:42:09 PM No. 168429

>>168424
She looks like a tortoise.

>>168425
Her face is changing. It's difficult to know what it is exactly because everything she posts is so heavily filtered. Scrolling through the worst she's ever looked thread, it doesn't even look like the same person.

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Happy birthday /shay/ Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 08:28:13 AM No. 168177 [Reply]

A thread to celebrate the first year since the inception of /shay/. Post your best /shay/ momentos and shaynacore things.

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Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 05:45:02 PM No. 168352

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Anonymous 04/27/24 (Sat) 01:32:36 AM No. 168391

>>168315
She wishes

Anonymous 04/27/24 (Sat) 10:10:27 PM No. 168393

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Anonymous 04/27/24 (Sat) 10:49:03 PM No. 168394

>>168393
This is not shaysthethic, she would never put lip balm on her dry chapped lips ranch flavoured or not. She loves having crusty lips for some reason.

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Shay and Friends Anonymous 05/07/23 (Sun) 07:51:51 AM No. 162131 [Reply]

Thread for all of the side characters in the Shaynaverse.

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Anonymous 04/19/24 (Fri) 05:00:14 AM No. 168338

>>168323
Craziest thing is Kiki is a more successful sex worker than Shayna, and this is still her life. Why any girls do this shit is beyond me, one glance around thot Twitter and you can see they are not doing well at all.

Anonymous 04/24/24 (Wed) 03:08:18 AM No. 168362

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Ricky Delgado passed out drunk and Kiki put her pussy on his face

Anonymous 04/29/24 (Mon) 01:15:19 AM No. 168401

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Ellen’s throne wishlist on her dom larp account is funny

Anonymous 04/29/24 (Mon) 01:15:43 AM No. 168402

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Art liscense

Anonymous 05/01/24 (Wed) 01:51:54 PM No. 168421

>>168402
I think I've figured it out; I think she's thinking about art licensing. So this payment would allow the payer to use her art. Ellen's retardation fascinates me.

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WORKS OF SHART Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 10:35:01 AM No. 162981 [Reply]

A place to share works of shayart featuring our beloved baby bimbo

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Anonymous 04/24/24 (Wed) 10:54:26 PM No. 168370

>>168369
Chef kiss nonnie, this is beautiful

Anonymous 04/24/24 (Wed) 11:38:24 PM No. 168372

>>168369
I wish this was posted in the main thread I hate having to come to this board for all the funny jokes and the regular thread just gets bombarded with annoying discourse

Anonymous 04/24/24 (Wed) 11:41:42 PM No. 168374

>>168369
Kek this is good

Anonymous 04/30/24 (Tue) 12:35:40 PM No. 168417

>>168369
kek why does this remind me so much of Hamberlyn Reid?

Anonymous 05/03/24 (Fri) 10:08:26 AM No. 168426

>>168417
because shayna is the ariana venti to ambers ariana treinta

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If you had to say one nice thing about Big Shaynus, what would it be? Anonymous 03/25/24 (Mon) 04:31:14 PM No. 168109 [Reply]

Just one, no matter how backhanded or oddly specific kek.

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Anonymous 04/28/24 (Sun) 01:09:25 AM No. 168395

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She would absolutely demolish this challenge

Anonymous 04/28/24 (Sun) 11:11:05 AM No. 168396

She actually isn't much of a slut for someone who likes to act like it. She rarely seems to actually have b/g sex.

Anonymous 04/29/24 (Mon) 01:14:40 AM No. 168400

>>168378
>>168379
>>168378
She hates women why do you all make excuses or try to make what she does less offensive and disgusting.
>“She wants money”.
She can get a job. No one is stopping her from getting a job and going to college. She can be a hoe on a local level with normie college men. Still gross but it is far better than interacting with scrotes who are pedos. Mike Slack being example 1. I wouldn’t doubt she wouldn’t believe her child if they told her her boyfriend touched them. That’s the type of woman Shayna is. She only cares about moldy moid dick

Anonymous 04/29/24 (Mon) 01:22:05 AM No. 168403

>>168400
>She only cares about moldy moid dick
I agree apart from this point. She doesn't care about getting dick, for most of her sex work career she avoided b/g content and only started doing it out of desperation. What she wants is male attention and validation.

Anonymous 04/30/24 (Tue) 04:38:21 PM No. 168420

>>168403
She doesn’t have intercourse but she worships men and dick even if she isn’t sincere

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Shayna Lookalikes Anonymous 05/18/23 (Thu) 11:27:40 AM No. 162408 [Reply]

Post public figures that you have come across who look like/remind you of Shayna

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Anonymous 04/24/24 (Wed) 08:58:25 AM No. 168364

>>168347
I mean she's dressed a lot better than shay

Anonymous 04/24/24 (Wed) 09:00:27 AM No. 168365

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Mama JF/Elora Patione

Anonymous 04/24/24 (Wed) 11:41:02 PM No. 168373

>>168347
College Shayna in an alternate universe, being annoying and a pick me in her hometown

Anonymous 04/25/24 (Thu) 02:18:29 AM No. 168376

>>168347
They look near identical, poor thing. At least this person dresses normally and has lips though.

Anonymous 04/26/24 (Fri) 04:46:12 PM No. 168389

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Whenever I see a video featuring this squirrel, I think of Shaynus

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The WORST picture of her ever Anonymous 10/04/23 (Wed) 10:04:18 PM No. 164799 [Reply]

Which pic made you think DAMN SHES UGLY for me it was this one her head looks like a deflated balloon and her expression is so ugly the smirk the double chin

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Anonymous 05/03/24 (Fri) 08:39:16 PM No. 168428

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The standards of her johns must be through the floor. She can't even put her clothes on a coat hanger or use a lint roller.

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Shaycountability Thread: Fitness Edition Anonymous 04/10/23 (Mon) 11:28:14 PM No. 160523 [Reply]

I saw some other anons in the Quitting Weed with Shayna thread >>24354 asking for this and I also want to post about shitness (Shay fitness). Let’s hold each other accountable by posting fat Shat, sharing fitness regimens, healthy meals, and tips to curb cravings!

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Anonymous 04/03/24 (Wed) 12:33:18 PM No. 168225

>>168224
Samefag, jumps in place like ghost jump rope (kek) is a good at home way to boost your cardio fitness, I recommend it to clients who are less cardio fit to begin with. Try a minute of jumprope simulation and see how you feel w that too!

Anonymous 04/04/24 (Thu) 11:16:35 AM No. 168233

>>168225
>>168224
Thank you so much!! I actually have an old jumprope I can start using again. The fun of jumping rope might also help push me more vs trying to run the block which bores me haha.
Thankfully walking I'm good at and can go for a while, but it's the moment I fast walk or jog (or god help me, run for the bus) that my lungs feel like they're totally airless kek. But tbh daily walks would probably do me a world of good so I'll work on that. No incline near me but there's a forest I can struggle-hike through. And next winter I can jump rope in the house!

Anonymous 04/23/24 (Tue) 08:07:18 AM No. 168359

>>167196
Do any nonas have advice for this? So last year I tried doing these. I could only do it 20 times every other day. After about a month I was only able to do it 15 times every other day. Ended up giving up after trying it for 3 months because I never gained any strength and still had flabby arms.

Anonymous 04/23/24 (Tue) 10:06:37 AM No. 168360

>>168359
Do it in a series of sets and reps that get progressively heavier. So 3 sets with 5 reps is 15 reps total. If you're using 1kg for example that means in total you have lifted 15kg. If you're able to do this then add another 1kg to the dumbbells so 2kg x 3 x 5 = 30kg. If you're unable to do 3 x 5, do 3 x 4 or 3 x 3.

For example
Day one - 3 x 3 @ 1kg = 9kg total lifted
Day two - 3 x 4 @ 1kg = 12kg total lifted
Day three - 3 x 5 @ 1kg = 15kg total lifted
Day four - 3 x 3 @ 2kg = 18kg total lifted
Day five - 3 x 4 @ 2kg = 24kg total lifted
Day six - 3 x 5 @ 2kg = 30kg total lifted
Day seven - 3 x 3 @ 4kg = 36kg total lifted
Day eight - 3 x 4 @ 4kg = 48kg total lifted
Day nine - 3 x 5 @ 4kg = 60kg total lifted

You can modify it however you like, such as you might want to do lower weight higher reps, or you may have to work with the weights that you have, as long as you keep the basic principle of progressive loading you will get stronger. You should also eat more protein so the body has more amino acids to turn into muscle tissue.

Anonymous 04/24/24 (Wed) 08:52:48 PM No. 168368

>>168359
Unfortunately, targeted workouts are a myth. Gaining muscle in your triceps will not reduce flab under your arms, it'll just make you gain muscle under the flab. Tricep exercises in general are great though, and you can do bodyweight tricep dips basically anywhere. If you also do pushups, you'll gain more strength in your arms overall. I have a rule of thumb where I do 5 pushups basically whenever the thought crosses my mind. So like I'll just randomly do 5 pushups when I'm sitting at my desk working, and I usually do that 3-6 times throughout the day. It's not too hard to incorporate but you really do feel stronger over time.

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