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No. 1732879

Twelfth Ryan’s A Charm: we welcome the dawn of BrianRyan.

First Thread >>738758
Second Thread >>836614
Third Thread >>871951
Fourth Thread >>892447
Fifth Thread >>929121
Sixth Thread >>967636
Seventh Thread >>1031322
Eight Thread >>1087783
Ninth Thread >>1148062
Tenth Thread >>1242901
Eleventh Thread >>1421281 (locked)
Twelfth Thread >>1611223 (locked)

IG: @haunted_butterfly
@graydayscurio (online shop, still to take off)
@heather_explores (old account)
TT: @heather_explores
YT: heatherexplores19

No. 1732884

Nonettes, I am trying to post the full new thread, but am getting repeat 'body too long' errors. What do I do?

No. 1732886

I've also tried doing it in sections…

No. 1732915

>>1732884
Maybe just post the summary as a reply itt/split it into multiple replies if it's too long?

No. 1732919

>>1732915
I tried, but it’s ridiculously short. Will try again.

No. 1732920

Heather Steele is a former retro toy collecting and Fairy Kei fashion Youtuber who, at the end of 2018, decided to have a major meltdown and turned all her social media into a public diary. She began cheating on her allegedly abusive husband, and re-wrote herself as some sort of pop Victorian goth and witchy explorer. She got incredibly defensive of her sudden change. In her defensiveness – which she vaguely admitted was to win the affections of a man– she threw a lot of her supporters under the bus, has been unreasonably cocky and aggressive with a lot of people including former friends, and distorted the criticisms (which were towards her overall behavior) into a narrative claiming everyone is just attacking her for her fashion and hobby choices.

She has a history of incredibly self-focused and self-destructive behavior. Over the past few years, she has wildly flipped between “I’m a strong woman and I don’t need to validate myself” to having public meltdowns on social media, only to delete them within an hour. Despite this, she denies she’s mentally ill and attacks the mere notion she needs help, once again using the “people hate me because I’m goth now” narrative.

No. 1732921

>>1732920
Heather has alienated herself from all her old friends, but continues to act like everyone was just a bad person and she’s a victim who fled from an “abusive husband” and terrible life. She used and manipulated several people in her life, and spent her 20s being a homebody mooch, then went on to claim she was “living in a hellhole with an abusive husband” in order to garner pity for a Gofundme and claim she was going to be homeless. She was living back at home with her parents for a couple of years, in which she managed to acquire a job and a car (then another, with a lot of help from mommy, after she “totalled” the first).

She finally moved out from mommy’s house, to a new home in a new city, all for the love of Ryan 14 but, as the curse of Heather never runs smoothly, was unceremoniously dumped by her Ryan as soon as she got there. She found a new job, as a Target merchandising manager, and, after a lot of handwringing and lamenting, decided to stay in her new place.

Day-to-day, Our Gal Heather continues all her usual crazy and continues putting ALL her energy towards seeking approval from “boys” and her followers.

No. 1732922

>>1732921
Cast of Characters in the Hagther Saga:

>Adam: Heather’s ex husband. Not a stellar person himself, cheated and lied too, but Heather seems to exaggerate the “abuse”. Funded her and bought her gifts. Dating since 2012, engaged 2016, divorced 2019.

>Adam’s new gf: “Hates Heather”, according to Heather. Heather used the new girlfriend’s visit to springboard into a breakdown about how she was in danger and going to be homeless.
>Juliet/Dera: Former friend who put Heather on a pedestal. Heather took advantage of this and used Heather to stalk Ryan 2 Jan 2019. Car ended up in a ditch and they’re not longer friends. Juliet has come out to explain what happened and reflect on it.
>Sisters: Younger and older. Moved out to Cali where she met Adam at the start of the last decade under claims her elder sister was trying to kill her.
>Parents: Claimed her parents wouldn’t take her in because they voted Trump. Finally admitted to living with her mom. Says her family didn’t accept her dark aesthetic so she adopted the pastel aesthetic to be accepted by them.

No. 1732924

>>1732922
All the “Ryans” in order:

>Ryan 1: Motivational Youtuber. Heather latched onto him and he apparently tried to help the dysfunctional couple by suggesting Heather seek therapy. Eventually they both threw him to the dogs.

>Ryan 2: Ryan Z. Urbex’er whom Heather latched onto and physically stalked several times by using other people for rides. Met up again Oct 2019, Heather posted some cutesy things, and in less than a day those posts were removed and she put him on blast.
>Ryan 3: Short-lived gamer boy met through Tinder.
>Damian: On-off Urbex boyfriend. Eventually put him on blast after their 500th breakup.
>Ryan 4: Craig. Graveyard photographer Heather briefly dated, but they appear to still be friends.
>Ryan 5: Clay. Ex-boyfriend who broke up with her because she was negative. Tried to lure him back by being negative on her instagram stories.

No. 1732926

>>1732924
>Ryan 6: Chase. Dated for like 2 weeks LDR and were supposed to meet IRL but he changed his mind after he realised she’s batshit.
>Ryan 7: Femryan. Stated dating the second time they met irl. After multiple breakups, Heather decided to end things for good because he wanted to go to a party on halloween instead of going to the cemetery like all of their other dates.
>Ryan 8: ChaseRyan. Short lived photographer boyfriend
>Ryan 9: aka CharmRyan/GhostRyan. who got the measure of Hag pretty quick, and confessed to ghosting her cause she was still using Tinder and living her life on social media.

No. 1732927

>>1732926

>Ryan 10: BomberRyan, which sparked and fizzled within a week. >>1186214

>Ryan 11: OldRyan, ryanectomy performed in less than 48 hours of this one being on the scene.
>Ryan 12: Revengeryan / Ryanhumrevenge -@Rumhamrevenge, older alt photographer who's been hanging out with Heather. Not a true ryan because he's not a spoopy boy she wants to fuck, but comes in and out of the picture like the other ryans. Their relationship is weird and they've shared hotel rooms, but Heather doesn’t think he's a keeper for some reason. >>1288115 >>1288582 >>1289256
>Ryan 13: PapeRyan. An old friend who she lost touch with ‘because of muh stalkers’. 13, unlucky for some, certainly unlucky for him. It lasted mere weeks, Hag blaming their break up on his religious beliefs.
>Ryan 14: BloodRyan aka Lurch. Heather met her match with this one, just as impulsive, insane, childish and melodramatic as she is, he promised the world then booted her out of his home…is he to blame? Is she? Heather claims the split was due to her plant collecting hobby, which Lurch was jealous of.
>Ryan 15: BrianRyan. After an initial pre-Christmas date, Hag was sneaking pics and declaring love for this new Ryan. Off-the-peg forest and sigil tattoos, painted nails, thinning hair and 2012 piercings. Nonas assumed it was all off after the usual Sad Girl posts, but, lo and behold, BrianRyan seems to be back in the picture.

No. 1732930

>>1732927
Last thread:
>After the BloodRyan aka Lurch and Heather split, and the inevitable EmPoWeRiNg cleavage pic story posts, Heather decides a little ‘Housing and Hunger’ e-begging is a viable option >>1611777, >>1611779
>The plants are to blame >>1612081
>Tries to look on the bright side, thinks God is helping >>1612503
>Starts buying trifles with the Housing and Hunger money, justifies it >>1612507. Spends the next few weeks couch surfing at moms and deciding what she’s going to do.
>Seeking asspats for existing >>1612638
>Collecting the last of her shit from Lurch. More God waffle. >>1614176
>Text exchange with Lurch about the split >>1614505
>Bit of throwback mourning the loss of, we assume, DamianRyan >>1614537

No. 1732931

>>1732930
>Milking the Lurch split for as much as it’s worth >>1615469, >>1615921, >>1616026, >>
>Car Crying >>1616225
>Lurch blocks, she starts the blast/stalk and he fucks off >>1616331, >>1616332, >>1616333, >>1616335, rant >>1616337, stalk >>1616342.
>The hunt for New Ryan begins >>1618571
>What’s this, the reappearance of FemRyan? >>1618711, >>1618812.
>Plant Mommy takes a back seat (it was, after all, Lurch’s influence) >>1618900
>Nonas reminisce about the bust-up with FemRyan, he of the HIV anon text message scare, >>1619063, >>1619065, also highlighting that Hag’s been through 7 additional RyanCycles since him.

No. 1732932

>>1732931
>How Do I Find A Ryan posting plus more Lurch baiting with FemRyan, >>1619648, nonas start speculating that Lurch is actually a massively toxic tradwife seeking gym moid with retarded takes, and that Hag herself dodged a bullet.
>A visual Ryan Catalogue for all you devotees >>1619951.
>After a tedious amount of time deciding whether she is going to stay or go, Hag is in her new home >>1621125.
>Less than 24 hours in her new home, and she’s decided she’s living in downtown Dodge >>1621357. Weed smoking! Playing music! >>1621364.
>Housing and Hunger Go Fund Me put to good use - rug shopping! Spoon rests! >>1622419, >>1626567.
>Saving lives and overcoming adversity one conquest at a time >>1623076.
>A load of infighting about how she should be living, then this cringe >>1628563.
>The usual lamenting >>1631995.
>Plans to go to an event run by a body part seller >>1633014.
>Neighbour stalking her saga >> 1634519, >>1638120. IG goes private for the duration. Landlord sorts it out.
>Shopping and Thirst Traps, now IG public again >>1640546.
>Hag gets yet another Fresh Hair Makeover in which she looks the same as ever >>1641973.
>I’m just so weird, guys! >>1642991.
>Makes a sandwich, calls it cooking >>1644642..

No. 1732933

>>1732932
>Desperately seeking Ryans, and the Neighbour Stalker is given then boot >>1648109.
>More self pity >>1648504, >>1650155, >>1651128, >>1653321.
>Swiping through dating apps for five hours straight >>1659141.
>PTSD flashback >>1664758.
>Loads of boring shit, too much to bother to link to, honestly.
>Abandoned Cat Saga >>1667681.
>Boring shit, thirst posts, dating apps…
>Another insight into the Lurch dump, trauma nightmares, although we suspect it’s bullshit >>1671510.
>Can’t ever go home, things bad here, losing my job etc yawn >>1677968.
>Mommy says “Fuck no, you can’t come back here!” >>1681919, “Family ran me out!” >>1681969.

No. 1732935

>>1732933
>Lurch finds love. >>1688239 He’s still with this girl to this day. Strangely, no meltdown from Hag.
>Hardworking Heather >>1690261.
>Date fail, back to the SadCycle >>1694943.
>Friend begging >>1695982.
>Even her comrades want her to stfu >>1696728.
>Alleged New Stalker >>1713262 but turns the story into “please be my boyfriend”.
>Big Tiddy Goth showing us how not-basic she is >>1726426.
>Got a date! Here we gooo >>1729628
>And it’s one of the best nights of her life! >>1730949
>The most deranged ‘I Love You’ yet…she hasn’t even known him for a few days, let alone week, month, year… >>1731300.
>”I am now in a relationship” sperg >>1731320.
>Here he is! >>1731321, >>1731363.
>But…uh oh. Trouble in RyanTown already? Or could it be that Hag couldn’t see him through the holidays? >>1731471.
>Captain Autismo finds our new Ryan. BrianRyan is born! Rejoice! >>1731655

No. 1732937

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Okay nonettes, I did my best. Hopefully Shaymin will sort this shit out. I don’t think it was me being dumb?

Anyway, we welcome BrianRyan, please to let the fresh milk flow.

No. 1732938

Grateful for you nonna

No. 1732943

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Throwback to how "traumatizing" her breakup with Lurch was. It seems that she spent Christmas home alone. That fight with her mum must have been really bad.

No. 1732945

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Christmas day. She posted a bunch of her plants and the above story about why Lurch ended it.

No. 1732946

>>1732937
god shes such a retarded ditz but i hope it works out. i know it wont but i still hope. heather is one of the more perplexing cows for me. shes one of the very few who still chronically over shares and i live for it

No. 1732953

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>>1732946
Don’t worry nona
>this is just the beginning
>again

No. 1732955

>>1732953
>2019
Only took three years to achieve the most basic of things, but here we are. Sage for samefag and no contribution other than snark.

No. 1732965

>>1732953
her obsession with the past and the inability to let things go is so fucking concerning

get therapy heather jfc

No. 1732980

>>1732953
This is why you shouldn't encourage your daughters to marry young. But she's not like 50 or anything so she'll hopefully be less cringe as she enters her mid 30s.

No. 1733169

>>1732946
I know, she’s one of the cows I secretly root for because she’s not a bad person, just a harmless weirdo. I actually do hope she finds a nice Ryan since she seems so desperate for one, but she’ll probably scare him away with her deranged beha - sorry, her spooky goffness kek

No. 1733286

>>1733169
I'm kind of amazed the "curse" hasn't kicked in already. Perhaps he hasn't suggested watching a movie yet.

No. 1733560

BRyan would be a huge upgrade (looks wise) from Lurch if he just cut his thin ass hair and got rid of that trashy eyebrow piercing. He's more pop-punk band dude looking than spoopy goff boy, but thats better (in my personal opinion)

Heather is so fucking boring when it comes to cows but she's also my comfort cow like many other anons said in the last thread. She's frustrating as fuck and way too predictable but she really is harmless compared to many of the cows on here. I really do hope she gets some therapy because she fucking needs it.

No. 1733858

>>1733169
She’s not evil, but she’s still a self-centred cunt. However, maybe BrianRyan is working wonders as she’s hardly been online for the last few days?

No. 1734262

>>1732937
Yikes, He's better looking than Lurch, but he looks like one of Kiki kannibal's beach bum hookups. If she keeps sperging about her ex around him, he'd be dumb to ignore that red flag.

No. 1734265

>>1732943
Honestly think this sounds absolutely too deranged to be made up or exaggerated? It sounds like something an ex of mine would possibly do just to fuck with me. But she is clearly insane too, any guy who moves into things at her preferred pace can’t be normal

No. 1734391

>>1734265
I know what you’re saying nonnie, but she’s couched this is a very specific way. In reality he may have just been sick of her annoying juvenile ways and that was the last straw. overreaction, sure, toxic moid for sure, but she's such a perpetual victim. Why not just tell him to get fucked and get herself out of there before this muscle thirsty knucklehead did.

No. 1734400

>>1732943
What's with all the talk about propagating lately? Did she just learn that word so now she says she does it all the time (and always has, ofc)?

"Any chance he could" cracks me up, they were together for ten fucking minutes.

No. 1734473

>>1734400
ACTUALLY, she's been propagating since high school, anon.

No. 1734499

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No. 1734502

>>1734499
At least they're both retarded I guess. I wonder if he's going to publicly claim her soon or if his facebook is going to keep saying that he likes pizza, tattoos, and girls.

No. 1734510

>>1734499
So they both mentally are stuck at 14, this unironically bodes well for her. They both have the faux alternative but desperately boring normie thing going on too
>>1734265
Yeah I believe it too, just sounds like normal moid tard rage things

No. 1734640

>>1734265
I'd like to know what actually happened. An anon mentioned that she moved into Lurch and his parents' place with a whole army of plants, iirc. I don't doubt Lurch was a sperg, but it sounds like there were might have been some tension about the plant hoard that he was freaking out about? Finding her threads may have been the last straw.

No. 1734663

>>1734640
From the way she worded it, I'm thinking he caught her rummaging through the bin for the container, said something akin to 'hey what the fuck are you doing? That's a bit much' and she got defensive and lost her shit. Maybe it started off with the rummaging and escalated to the fact that she freshly moved in with an insane amount of plants in the degen's parents' home. God forbid Heather has a "hobby" outside of helping him find his missing chromosome. I could imagine Heather having a meltdown when someone even slightly disagrees with anything she does. So something small escalates into 'you hate my hobby and me as a person'.
Honestly I wouldn't doubt it if Lurch's parents said something to him about the plants and he doubled down on their disproval. When you're an emo adult man still living with mommy, you don't get much leverage for conflict. He probably figured kicking Heather to the curb was a lot easier than getting his shit together and trying to resolve conflict like an adult. But who am I kidding. They both seem to be emotionally arrested at 14.

No. 1734696

>>1732943
Not familiar with this cow so excuse me but…is she a hoarder? The only two people I know who dig shit out of the trash and keep/wash plastic containers from fast food places are actual hoarders. And yes they are annoying and extremely disgusting to be around for doing shit like this. So even if this was the "actual" reason, I have to take her ex's side one this one. Shameful and hazardous.

No. 1734698

>>1732953
Damn buying groceries is such a level up.

No. 1734722

>>1734663
Plantfagging but it makes no sense to use a flat takeout container like that for Pothos/philodendron propagation. You can fit like 30 cuttings in a single solo cup and 90% of them would root. You need height, not width, because roots grow down. She’s using literal garbage that takes up the maximum amount of space and using up a ton of counter/table space for it.

No. 1735006

>>1734722
She loves to pretend to be an expert when she has no idea what she's doing. She was bragging about getting a basic ass maranta on sale a couple of days ago like she had really pulled one over on the staff at the shop.

No. 1735152

>>1734722
That brings it a little more in perspective for me. She hops on an old trend and acts like she's the master at it. She probably saw one of those "All of my years of waste is in this jar" girls on TikTok garbage diving for plant shit and decided she needed to try harder to be quirky. She doesn't even have a beginner's knowledge grasp of a hobby that she apparently dedicates so much of her life to.

No. 1735338

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So it appears to be going well. She also posted a video of her stroking his hair.
the eyebrow piercing combined with a sparse brow is not a good look on this dude

No. 1735348

>>1735338
Jesus, men are so ugly. Being held like a newborn baby.

No. 1735350

>>1734499
>>1735338
Agreed, (B)Ryan seems to be on her level so this might work out great. He needs to lose that wispy thinning hair though, it’s doing him no favors.

No. 1735387

>>1734722
Sage for plant sperg, but ymmv with that. I use whats basically a takeout container for philo chonks and alocasia corms to keep the humidity high, it really doesn’t need to be taller than 2” since once the roots get long it’ll want to be transferred to its own container anyway. Heather doesn’t know anything about plant care, but this isn’t the dumbest thing she’s ever done

No. 1735398

Idk this bitch or follow this thread but I’m happy for her

No. 1735402

>>1734696
Yes she is

No. 1735432

>>1735398
same kek

No. 1735475

>>1735398
I know me too, I don’t consider getting picked by a moid to be a noteworthy accomplishment but she clearly does so congrats babe kek

No. 1735505

>>1735338
Kek good for her honestly. I hope this one lasts, but I wouldn't be surprised if it implodes over something incredibly stupid

No. 1735516

>>1735338
This is so creepy, I wonder if he even knew she was taking pictures.

No. 1735554

>>1735516
it's on par for heather, next is waiting to see if she can finally get that lock of hair for her locket……

No. 1735590

>>1735554
Don't be silly. He doesn't have enough hair to fill a locket.

No. 1735634


No. 1736030

>>1735590
Kek. Spitting out my drink here

No. 1736097

>>1734663
Sounds like she absorbs her latest flames personality and hobbies, but goes overboard. Lurch was a plant daddy & she became a plant hoarder in an attempt to be like him. It’s like when you mention you like bees one year as a family gathering & that cousin you see once a year ends up buying you everything bee related to your Christmas for the next 10 years.

No. 1736160

>>1736097
BRyan's bio mentions he likes pizza. Watch Hags quit target, go work at a Papa Johns, and buy an expensive brick oven for him and pretend she was soooo into pizza all along.

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No. 1736542

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IDK yall I think this one is gonna stick around for awhile.

No. 1736563

>>1736542
Spiked eyebrow ring and Shushing Lady Wolf Tattoo. He's perfect.

No. 1736574

>>1736563
Someone rip that dumb piercing out please no more eyebrow accessories
but also I am happy for heather and hope someone tolerates her long term.

No. 1736599

>>1735338
>>1736542
Their cringe fits surprisingly well together kek. Honestly rooting for this saga.

No. 1736633

>>1736542
He’s actually cute despite the autistic tattoos and piercing, if you fuck this up heather you might as well just become a dyke idk

No. 1736659

>>1736542
This looks like the platonic ideal of a man who is right for Heather, cheesy tattoos/piercings included. Definitely a step up from Lurch if his personality is half decent. I see many pizza dates in your future, don’t fuck this up girl!

No. 1736661

>>1736542
Nonnies I hate myself, this man is fully my exact type and I can’t help but think he’s a 10/10. Good job Heather, don’t fuck it up kek

No. 1736681

>>1736661
Nona me too but I'll bet anything this guys hairline is ultrafucked. It didn't look great in the previous photo >>1735338

No. 1736685

>>1736542
We also thought Lurch would stick around and she still managed to fuck it up. I only want it to work bc I’m sick of her whining about being single. Now that she has her own place, I’m hoping for a mooching boyfriend saga

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>>1736542
Lmao Native-American-Wolf-Headdress-Woman on his arm and Samurai-Kabuki-Mask-Woman on his ribs. Unbelievably tacky and cringe.

No. 1736706

>>1736542
oh i love the vicky shingles tattoo

No. 1736731

>>1735387
OT but green thumbed nonnie, please help me with keeping my baby korns alive.
>>>/g/306236
also ngl i love her plant hobby i just have a feeling that she just gets the ones her workplace sells which isn’t a bad thing but it’s just mindless consooming. she could make so many friends by trading propagation. my best friend i’ve gotten to know like that! it’s an incredible way to sperg out without being thought of being weird. she could thrift cool spooky/valleygirl pots too..

No. 1736734

>>1736681
>>1736661

In the new year I'm praying y'all will learn self love and self respect

No. 1736736

>>1736542
I really hope that he has it in him to ignore the craziness, relish the way she worships him and doesn’t care too much about anything else. he seems basic, slightly alternative and i hope he treats her melties well. idk a lot about him but maybe he is the he-heather she’s been begging for for years.

No. 1736821

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FB official

No. 1736837

>>1736821
I'm simultaneously happy for this crazy bitch and also anticipating more milk kek

No. 1736860

>>1736821
IThis feels so creepy and off to me. He seems like an incel. They feel so weird together.

No. 1736942

>>1736860
He likes "pizza and girls". Incel confirmed, imo.

No. 1736952

>>1736860
>>1736942
She's a femcel so who's surprised

No. 1737024

I think they will be broken up by valentine's day. I believe subconsciously she torpedos these relationships because she has no identity other than crying about being single. She's comfortable going back to being crying Heather saying the same things she has said before. Once the fresh Ryan high wears off, she goes back to the high of crying online. She's infatuated with her own self pity, Heather could never love a Ryan more than Heather loves Heather's pain. I could be completely off base though. Shes definitely unaware of whatever her issue is either way. I hope she never stops posting.

No. 1737139

>>1736542
>>1736686
Wtf this man is perfect for Heather, incel/femcel love story arc when? I hope he has a "three wolf moon" tattoo somewhere on his body too.

No. 1737154

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She posted another photo of them cuddling while he's topless, but I can't stand seeing his face again so have these screenshots.

This one is a bit fascinating because Heather has diverged from the usual routine of forcing the new guy to visit graveyards and antique stores every day. Instead they are hanging out at home while she takes photos of him topless and posts about how hot he is. I think this is the first guy Heather's been actually attracted to out of all her Ryans.

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No. 1737171

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Long distance?!

No. 1737174

>>1737170
>>1737171
Jesus they are both so vain kek. Tbh she looks very happy so there is that, but if this is long distance it ain't gonna last.

No. 1737180

>>1737171
>>1737170
>>1737154
This guy loves attention and it's so embarrassing.

No. 1737182

>>1736542
The way he's just sitting half naked all twirled into her plants is so hilarious to me. It seems fake, like they did it to be funny, except I know that they didn't. It's giving pregnant man vibes.

No. 1737198

>>1737182
2023 in motion!
heather has a surprisingly good-looking red-flag, and the phrase 'Pregnant man vibes' is a real thing

No. 1737215

>>1737170
Retards like Hags always think that instantaneous hookups and the rush that comes with them = stable forever relationship

Most people in their 30s are aware that this phase is fun, but it isn't indicative of long-term happiness or actual love. She is stuck at 15, and this is going to blow up in her face when either one of them has to deal with adult feelings or decisions. She is so gross and keeps on hooking up with the most immature men imaginable, thinking it's happily ever after. I give it to the end of the month.

No. 1737221

>>1737155
>now that I won't be working as much
what, did something happen at target?

>>1737171
>on this trip
for some reason I assumed they were at her place, I wonder where he's at. I don't feel like he's that far

guys I'm not convinced he's straight I'm just putting that out there

No. 1737232

>>1737171
It's not long distance, she's taking a trip to visit Pittsburgh and is essentially saying she'll miss him while she's away.

No. 1737257

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Left without comment kek

No. 1737311

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>>1737171
always wondered who was buying those earrings

No. 1737325

>>1737154

To be fair, he is really hot!

No. 1737332

>>1737221
That beanie hat/terrible haircut/tacky tattoos combo screams central PA heterosexual scrote, sorry nonna. A gay scrote would never.

No. 1737376

>>1737325
No way. He looks like he smells like cigarettes.

No. 1737386

>>1737376
He looks like he washes his sheets every few years.

No. 1737511

>>1736542
HIS HAIR WHAT IS HAPPENING.

No. 1737535

>>1737171
He’s not ugly, but I’m not attracted to that. His choice in tattoos tells me enough, let alone still having an eyebrow ring at 30+. Take away the look and the cliche he’s going for, and he’s nothing but an ugly guy after all. BET he has shitty views. She has zero self esteem which is why she can’t snag an actual decent human being, let alone a decent looking one.

No. 1737573

>>1737535

might just be me, but my first thought was cute smile, but crazy af eyes with something off behind em. the stylistic choices in tattoos jewellery hair etc lend to this conclusion as well, tho they're real A Class Normie supplies - might be just a boring poser like our girl. imo boy is either basic af and can't read the signs, or he's a complete freak and it'll reveal itself; regardless hope it works out for ya Heather.

I'll admit, with how normie he looks, I'm pretty astounded and suspicious that she hasn't scared him off yet after the last quick bouts of low-quality Ryans so quickly dumping her. Unless she really quickly all at once learned to hold her chill, just the fact that he's still vibing with her raises the ol' alarm bells for me. Speculation but I get the feeling that they're both utterly shallow narcissists and the other person doesn't matter that much as long as they're filling a role. Not trying to be overly catty, but hey, where am I posting afterall?

No. 1737654

>>1737535
Yeah, she has low self-esteem, but I think her age and her shitty job are also reasons why she can't get a decent Ryan.

No. 1737701

File: 1672913856292.png (94.95 KB, 868x494, salary.png)

Wow it's actually not that bad

No. 1737770

>>1737170
>>1737171
something is wrong with that guys eyes, I don't know what, but he looks "crazy" and I would run. But guess we will have to wait and see, at least we have some milk

No. 1737813

>>1737770
He looks crazy but also possibly extremely stoned. Crazystoned.

No. 1737829

>>1737813
could be, still, somehow he creeps me out and I can't exactly explain why

No. 1737832

I highly doubt he's 30+ seems more mid 20s and probably works at a gas station or something. Heather is actually in a good position with her job and I'm afraid he might take advantage of that.

No. 1737836

File: 1672936962131.jpeg (1.14 MB, 1284x2047, 200B3866-7E79-42CA-8793-422515…)

I don’t know, I think something is majorly wrong with him. He posted this, on purpose, in September. As a profile picture. The hair, the massive whitehead, the derangement. He legit looks like he has a child pornography folder on his laptop.

No. 1737906

>>1737836
Well, he does say he likes pizza. Blatant pedo symbology…

No. 1737916

File: 1672943707629.jpeg (1.56 MB, 1179x2073, 60C490D5-3A99-4135-8C75-C82752…)

Heather please. This is a target dressing room.

No. 1737924

>>1737916
And to try on stretchy pajamas? Tf?

No. 1737931

>>1737836
Okay, at first I was all for her finding some softboy manchild to wax philosophical about plants and death with, but this pic tells me everything I need to know. Ol crazy eyes BRyan here is a fucking weirdo. Bona-fide freak and narc arc incoming.

No. 1737934

>>1737931
I hope it doesn't get too dark, cuz this guy looks like someone who would cut a girl up. Hopefully he's just cowish and weird like her.

No. 1737943

>>1737916
It's like she doesn't realize that she can just text BRyan directly with crap like this instead of having to post to her stories. Truly one of the things that irritates me most about her, she's always so performative. Nothing counts unless it's posted publically.

No. 1738013

>>1737916
oh mmmmm deliciously cringe thank u heather (and nona for posting)

No. 1738017

>>1737836
Unreal. The white head is out of this world, just pop it before your stupid selfie.

No. 1738074

>>1737701
This is good pay for the area she lives in

No. 1738077

>>1737916
Ngl she's cute to me, I'd probably hit her up on a dating app if she was into girls. Too bad about the personality disorder and shit taste in moids.

No. 1738078

Y'all remember when she thought she was model material?! She has zero idea how to actually pose her body and it continues to show!

No. 1738094

>>1732879
Can we just call him Bryan instead of Brianryan?

No. 1738101

>>1738077
same
it’s funny cause Heather claims to be bisexual. But only spooky boys can successfully take the bait for her fishing-for-love-on-instagram dating strategy.

No. 1738108

>>1738074
I'm sure the pay is dependent on her area though
>>1737701
Is Heather a merchandising manager or does she just do merchandising itself? I'm confused

No. 1738192

>>1737813
Would Heather want a stoner? I can't think of her ever mentioning any drugs, even alcohol.

No. 1738217

>>1738108
There is no way she is making 60k a year as a glorified stock girl. Target pays well, but not that well.

No. 1738218


No. 1738245

>>1738218

it's too funny a coincidence not to use bRyan/Bryan tbh kek. sometimes the stars just align

No. 1738353

>>1738192
I believe she is vehemently against weed and alcohol. If bRyan is a stoner I'll be shocked she's dating him kek, he really does look like one too

No. 1738489

>>1738353
Maybe he convinced her to smoke and she’s finally a little less crazy

No. 1739024

Rolling Stone lists their top 50 goth songs and Heather I am sad to inform you that Taylor Swift didn’t make the list bud. I wouldn’t normally trust a goth list from Rolling Stone but if anyone could squeeze her in somehow, it would be them. Put your plastic Target goth hiking boots on with your brightly colored Target goth business button up shirt and carry on with your “am I goth or am I bohemian” musings.

No. 1739030

>>1738192
>>1738353
>>1738489
FemRyan smoked weed and drank. She didn't care until they broke up, then she wouldn't shut up about "immature fuckboys who just want to party." She's such a pickme kek

Also if Heather's getting 60k/yr then her rent is 60k/yr kek. Her disposable income has seemingly taken a huge hit from living by herself, she was spending so much on antiquing and driving around before lurch.

No. 1739032

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>>1737701

Seems closer to 40k / yr

No. 1739116

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No. 1739118

>>1739116
Ooh did something happen with bRyan?

No. 1739124

>>1739118

dang they don't even last long enough to warrant a nickname lately. by the time you can place a name, you realize they are already gone…

I miss the will-they won't-theys tbh. you're showing your hand too quickly lately Heather

No. 1739182

>>1739032
Still, that should be more than enough to live on as a single woman since rent and CoL is still fairly cheap in that area. She just won’t be able to blow money on expensive hobbies and shopping addiction like she did when mama was footing the bill.

No. 1739189

Did they break up or did she just have to drive in the snow?

No. 1739210

>>1739182
Idk that seems poor to me. Just enough to survive but not for hobbies.

No. 1739225

>>1739210
The median individual income in Gettysburg PA is $16,764. Median household income is $41,832. If she's making as much as an entire family in her area to rearrange grocery shelves, she's doing fine and far from poverty.

No. 1739384

>>1739189
Exactly. She’s worse than my Italian family. Keep your powder dry, Hag, ffs! This is bound to be some minor hiccup. I think she’s a total sped who doesn’t really ‘deserve’ happiness but I want this Ryan to last a little.

No. 1739414

>>1737916
What’s the deal with this? are you really supposed to try on jammies before buying them?

No. 1739731

>>1737171
he looks like he whimpers when he cums

No. 1739759

>>1739731
lol that made me laugh.
He also looks like the type to clap when the plane lands.

No. 1739784

>>1739759
He looks like the type who lives off Coke Zero and gas station cheese fries

No. 1739798

>>1739784
He looks like the type who legitimately believes he's part lycanthrope.

No. 1739885

>>1739798
Spot on!

No. 1740075

>>1737332
ayrt and late but rip you guys kek

something still doesn't sit right with me, I'm excited to see how this all goes

No. 1740116

>>1739885
tips bonnet
Thank you, nonna.

No. 1741859

She's posting in her stories every 3-5 minutes (none worth sharing) and I can't imagine how boring her life must be. Now I'm doing this. Now I'm doing this. This is what I'm doing now. She really only exists for online validation.

No. 1741882

>>1738077
>>1738101
This is what makes her interesting to me, she is clearly cute and has a decent job (now) and overall could easily catch a decent man but she self-sabotages in a unique way.

She is light years ahead of other cows comparitavely and yet she still makes her own life incredibly hard and suffers for no reason. It's art

No. 1742397

File: 1673497024098.jpeg (424.02 KB, 1228x1080, 016B3B38-4C20-4D23-A1E1-C0AA87…)

Goodbye Bryan

No. 1742398

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No. 1742399

>>1742397
They broke up already? Heather… Welp, can't wait to hear what stupid thing caused this one to fall apart so quickly

No. 1742404

>>1742397
Kek, of course when Heather is "trying to reason" with someone, it involves crying.

No. 1742405

>>1742397
I'm surprised he stuck around during the "I love you" and "my person" but somehow something else resulted in the breakup? Oh to be a fly on the wall since it seems like scrotes agree to and tolerate lots of stuff from the exceedingly romantic Heather and then suddenly it's over about something unrelated. I wonder what the magic phrase is that gets even the most crazy guys to run, since the early love declarations weren't it.

No. 1742406

>>1742405
Honestly, all the love stuff is a major red flag, and he probably rolled with it to get laid. He looks like the gross type of dude to do that.

No. 1742410

>>1742405
It makes a bit more sense if you contextualize it with the video of her freaking out in the snow. I've always imagined she's planning weddings in one moment and acting like this later the same day.

No. 1742414

>>1742410
Did you really fucking come here and post her dumbass ex and his troon friend's video? Fuck off.

No. 1742424

File: 1673500425652.gif (2.24 MB, 410x422, hotgothgirlsmiling.gif)

>>1742414
It's interesting, anon.

No. 1742484

>>1742424
Somehow we summoned the obsessed males, nobody here has Heather gifs saved and your filename hotgothgirlsmiling; Jesus wept. Maybe she was freaking out in that video because she was spending time with your unbearable ass.

From what I can see from Heather's own content she's quite a mild person, and even doing customer service for so long is not in line with the personality of someone who flips on a dime, customer service is all about tolerance and patience. So I don't think your furry buddy's video proves anything personally.

No. 1742787

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>>1742399
My guess is that went too far with her how-much-do-you-love-me testing again and told him that she just had a GriMm FeElInG and needed comfort and support and to hold her and pet her hair, and he was like wtf this is bipolar desperate and needy I can't handle this. But of course to her followers he just quit loving her when she needed him most or something.

Either that or she scared him away by being too gothic and had too many plants, for sure!

No. 1742957

I have noticed Heather’s facebook relationship status still says she’s dating bRyan. Did they even break up? Part of me wonders if she is posting these woe is me stories just because he’s busy or something. Does he even have an instagram to see her stories? Wonder if from his point of view everything is fine while she is secretly having a public meltdown kek

No. 1743121

>>1742957
She deleted the story highlight about him ("My person") from her Instagram, as well as the photo she had posted on main about him.

No. 1743123

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>>1742957
Without a doubt they broke up.

>Letting go impossible

Bitch you were dating for THREE WEEKS. Next time don't put out on the first date and say you love him on the second.

No. 1743130

File: 1673559677588.jpeg (942.68 KB, 1284x1252, 09E000ED-9C9B-40D4-B41D-C46E54…)

Imagine getting dumped by someone who wears Transitions lenses.

No. 1743281

>>1743130
KEK that's petty

No. 1743291

>>1743130
I'm already in his DMs, gonna fuck him before that seedy hair gives up completely and he still has a vestige of hot.

Suck on that, Hagthur. Seethe and moisturize, don't forget you're already dead in dog years.(cowtipping)

No. 1743329

>>1743291
make better life choices nonnie

No. 1743337

>>1742397
Moids suck. I'm sorry Heather

No. 1743436

>>1743291
Ewwwwww ewewewewew ewwwwwww nonna have some self-respect.

No. 1743677

>>1742397
And in the blink of an eye, bRyan makes a B-line to the exit. Can't say I'm surprised. The moid looks like he chews hay while standing outside of concert venues trying to sell stolen trinkets he nabbed from gravestones. I hope Heather will somehow realize she's the problem after this one. Not just because of her unbearable & lack of personality and obsessive attachment, but her shit picks in men. If I had to guess she either brought up the idea of moving in together very soon or wanted him to give more time to her. There's no way someone should be reasoning on a relationship ending issue within a few weeks of dating…

No. 1743732

>>1743123
Not having a boyfriend = absolute isolation
Jfc, Hags, find a "work bestie" or something. There are people EVERYWHERE. She's like a fucking pod person who incubates in stark, gray nothingness until she locates a male target to obsess over.

No. 1743920

Have any of her Ryans made it through an entire Heather lolcow thread?

No. 1743926

>>1743920
Clayryan managed to see a thread or two i think.

No. 1743961

File: 1673647060808.jpg (145.37 KB, 1067x936, SmartSelect_20230113-155653_Fa…)

Still says she's in a relationship with bRyan so I don't think we've heard the last of him quite yet

No. 1743977

>>1743291
KEK nonnie are you really? I really want him ngl

No. 1743978

>>1743677
How is Heather's personality "unbearable?" You know that if she actually had a bad personality she wouldn't be working a customer service position, right?

No. 1743993

>>1743978
Have you never watched her Instagram stories?

No. 1743997

>>1743978
She's unbearable because she chooses to be, she can turn it off when it benefits her like most unbearable people.

No. 1744113

>>1743978
Have you never had a job before? The fuck?

No. 1744195

>>1743978
Today I learned that some people think cashiers and waitresses are using their genuine personalities when interacting with the public. Cute. Even somebody like Hags can slap on a fake smile and say "have a nice day," she's not required to have a good personality to work in customer service.

In answer to your first question, just skim through a couple threads or just scroll up. She's clingy, obsessive, exhausting, and has the emotional maturity of a spoiled middle schooler.

No. 1744225

>>1743291
For real I kind of want an update on this.

No. 1744299

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No. 1744301

>>1744299
Lol that's the point you've been at since thread 1 you goldfish brain

No. 1744308

>>1744299
Come on Heather, spill the beans over what happened to bRyan

No. 1744318

>>1743130
>>1743130
Wait I wear transitions… I thought eye safety was cool

No. 1744366

>>1744318
Don't worry nonny, I think your eye safety is very cool.

No. 1744405

>>1744299
>finally having self respect for yourself at 30+ after having sex with, mm… lost count

Dirty delete this Heather, it’s fucking pathetic.

No. 1744474

>>1744299
I’m so fucking confused. She’s still in a relationship on Facebook, but posting this shit? Maybe they’re fighting and haven’t officially broken up yet? I’d love to be a fly on the wall right now kek.

No. 1744505

>>1744474
They're both still following each other on instagram too. Very confusing.

No. 1744556

>>1743291
Do you seriously think that makes you better than Heather? Fucking kek, enjoy her sloppy seconds girl

No. 1744570

>>1744474
maybe they aren't even fighting, maybe it's all a show and she is trying to find out who is a real friend and who is only around for gossip. She always changed every status and unfollowed every guy after they left. Something about that feels strange, but I'm sure we will know everything very soon, she will give us that milk for free.

No. 1744582

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No. 1744584

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No. 1744604

>>1744582
can she find another word than "goth" for the way she lives, because nothing about her is in any way "goth", not the clothes, not her hobbies and mostly not the music she listens to. I can't believe she isn't 16 years old, because everything she writes sounds like an insecure teenager, not knowing anything about where she belongs in life.

No. 1744612

>>1744582
>>1744584
does she EVER get any joy or happiness from social media? it seems pretty clear that her addiction to social media, caring desperately what people think, and sharing every single thing that happens in her life is her biggest downfall. and i can't see what she even gets from it.

No. 1744757

>>1744604
nonna, please, you're going to make her repost her high school goth selfie for the billionth time

No. 1744830

>>1744582
>>1744584
Heather, I'm begging you to get a diary.

No. 1744866

>>1744830
but nonny how is she supposed to pull a new ryan unless she posts these pointless proclamations for the ten-thousandth time?

No. 1744966

>>1744584
Holy crap, the "personality disorder" people are referring to wasn't about the cemetery goth aesthetic. It's because she has a real, actual personality disorder that she needs therapy for because she's making herself miserable. Why can't she see that?

No. 1745044

>>1744966
Seriously. It’s kind of fucked up she refuses to see it.

No. 1745142

File: 1673756368177.jpg (703.53 KB, 1079x1451, Screenshot_20230114_231025_Fac…)

And the circle of life continues

No. 1745223

>>1745142
Do it for yourself Heather, not the boys. You make yourself too easy for them and it's embarassing.

No. 1745240

>>1744366
Thank you nonny although now I'm seriously considering getting non-transition lenses next time.

No. 1745256

>>1745142

"who i am" = what my tits look like?

No. 1745426

>>1745142
This is obvious bait for BRyan to respond, bitter thirst traps are just her thing, never change Heather kek

No. 1745509

>>1745142
>Cleavage happens
I don't have to scroll to know Heather has been ghosted and is single again.

No. 1745674

File: 1673827876432.jpg (4.22 MB, 4096x2302, GridArt_20230115_190914023.jpg)

For some reason these had to be four separate stories. Your tits aren't that interesting, Heather.

No. 1745688

>>1745674
her predictability is what makes her so comforting tbh

>tits tits tits tits

>look!

No. 1745691

File: 1673829767760.jpeg (69.99 KB, 500x375, A8923D2F-8B13-4473-AAA2-D3469A…)

>>1745674
Arguably her baby-butt-in-a-bra cleavage is a bit more interesting than her personality, interests, skills and hobbies.

No. 1745751

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This is still up though?

No. 1745773

>>1745674
I'm sensing it was bRyan's idea to take this picture >>1736542 and since then her selfies are her hiding amongst her plants kek >>1744299

No. 1745973

File: 1673860305852.jpg (118.22 KB, 1080x1920, FB_IMG_1673860016907.jpg)

Cozy time with a full face of make-up, Heather?

I feel like she'd be slightly less insufferable if she just owned her need to post dolled up thirst traps instead of trying to act like that's just how she looks/dresses all the time.

No. 1746095

>>1745142
>>1745674
>>1745973
>incessant thirst traps
Some things never change kek

No. 1746142

>>1745691
Nonna noooo this is too accurate kek

No. 1746393

File: 1674056243831.jpg (117.46 KB, 720x1280, 326147602_573272710964288_4722…)

I doubt she's doing this for any legitimate personal reason other than either wanting to add "vegan" to her roster of shit she isn't, or to impress a new Ryan who happens to be vegan.

Did anyone see her long stories about her loneliness, where she was mostly just playing with her hair the whole time? Did she dirty delete?

No. 1746526

File: 1674066899830.jpeg (320.29 KB, 1080x1919, 325556799_151855834314963_2508…)

>>1746393
I saw it. She basically gleaned that BRyan was the problem and was toxic. I didn't save it but I did save the image attached.

No. 1748057

>>1746526
Looking particularly camel-esque here

No. 1748214

>>1746526
I saved the ramble but I'm not sure how to combine the stories into one video on my phone. Any nonnies have some insight?

No. 1748244

>>1746526
It's fascinating what a goldfish brain she has, she learns literally nothing from experience. Going "all in" with a moid you barely know and getting into a "relationship" within a few days is a good way to end up stuck with an abusive weirdo. She has absolutely no screening process for men apart from 1) is gawff or gawff-adjacent and 2) validates my stupid hobbies, she's lucky she hasn't ended up in far worse situations.

No. 1748267

>>1746526
Why is it so important for her to let people know she cried, and for how long? And it's always for hours… "I spent two hours crying in my car", four hours in an empty bath? Like it's not attention-seeking enough to announce you've cried for four hours but you need to add the empty bath part. Which is probably isn't even true because if so that's psycho shit.

No. 1748399

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She seems fine today, I wonder if like every cow on this board she simply has bpd and experiences massive mood shifts which she tries to pinpoint on her environment but are in fact 95% from her brain. Not to say bRyan isn't likely an asshole but no two week fling deserves hours of crying. Tis the bpd.

No. 1748401

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>>1748399
bonus context nonmilk

No. 1748439

>>1748399
She seems happy now because it is her birthday today. When she gets home and reflects that she spent the day alone, she will go back into depressed mode.

No. 1748483

>>1748439
Yep. She will make a story as soon as she gets home saying something like "well I tried really hard to have fun on my birthday, but I was so sad and lonely." Rinse and repeat.

No. 1748497

>>1748483
She’s addicted to the attention. I bet she posts these hoping for some big outpouring reaction & probably half the time no one messages her so she takes them down.
One part of her is desperate to prove something & the other part of her just wants to be a martyr. You can’t be living your best life… & in the same day posting you have accepted you will never be loved & how lonely you are. On relationships.. she just dives in. She sleeps with these guys straightaway & wants 40 years worth of a love bond in just arrive within days. Then they fight or the guy runs for the hills & they break up. She has such an immature view of relationships for someone her age. It reminds me of when I was a kid thinking I’d meet my celeb crush & he’d fall in love with me straightaway with no work. Things rarely work out. You need to pace yourself & that’s why this pattern of self destructive behaviour thus continues.

No. 1748547

>>1748399
bRyan was definitely an asshole. I feel sorry for Heather. She just attracts the worst modis. If she was lesbian, she would be much happier

No. 1748579

>>1748547
She should go lesbian, I can(‘t) save her. Brb, buying goth clothes and getting shitty 3 wolf moon tattoos and changing my name to Ryan and my Tinder location to central PA.

No. 1748757

>>1748579
Anon, you're missing a golden opportunity, make your name Rhiannon / Ryanon. Get the 3 wolves 1 moon and live your best life, I'm rooting for you

No. 1748785

>>1748757
>>1748579

The best possible result for Heather would unironically be a Rhiannon faux alternative girl like herself, two cats and done.

No. 1748802

The best thing for Heather would be heavy therapy and focusing on her own problems for a while. The reason she only attracts toxic moids is because she's shallow and desperate, she gives off such pathetic vibes that you'd have to be broken mentally to approach her, AND she only replies to the uwu pretty men. Most divorcees in their 30s understand relationships will NEVER be what Heather wants, she's wasting her time with men younger than her because they're the only ones who will lie to her face and tell her the fairytale relationship is possible (for easy sex).
If she went lesbian it'd likely be the same thing. She's so femcel that any sane lesbian wouldn't approach her, and if anybody sane DID hit her up, she'd ignore them and prefer to chase an Aiden or someone out of her league.
Even if she had a perfect fairytale lesbian relationship she'd fuck it up with her hetero focus on romance. She expects her partner's life to revolve around her, but she won't make minor compromises for her partner. Everyone should focus on Heather's needs at all times, the partner is a servant for her needs and if they don't like that, they can leave. I don't know many lesbians who would agree to date this toxic bitch for a long time.
Also she's too self conscious to even entertain the idea of dating a woman kek. She hates all woman sexier than her, it sends her into a Sheetz spiral. Pretty sure she's gone vegan because it's a fad diet and she thinks she will lose weight. She is constantly whining about her weight and lack of sexiness, but won't do anything significant about it, she needs to work on herself BEFORE she can get a partner, but she refuses to work on herself UNTIL a partner is in the picture.
I bet Heather's mom thanks Lurch Ryan every day for making her daughter finally fucking move out.

No. 1748825

>>1748802
I think that Heather is straight in spite of what she said, she has never dated a woman, so fanfics like this are useless

No. 1748833

>>1748825
Oh for sure, there is no way she’s bi.

No. 1748949

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Delusion™

No. 1749018

>>1748757
Kek ty nonna - currently busy hoarding plants, shopping for spooky goffik attire like flannel shackets & mom jeans on target.com, and changing my name to Ryanon. Piss off scraggly moids of Gettysburg, I'm coming to save my bpd cow queen!

No. 1749102

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delusion pt. 2

No. 1749160

>>1748949
She's like Kiki, she looks better with bleached hair and heavy eye makeup, more dramatic looks. The lipstick is shit though.

No. 1749162

>>1742410
Kek this makes so much sense. Most BPDchans can hold it in for at least a few months Heather. You’re showing the crazy way too soon.

No. 1749316

>>1749102
why is posting old photos of how you used to look the very saddest of all thirst traps
also, she used to look meh

No. 1749398

I don’t know why I always come to these threads. Nothing ever changes because she’s unironically the most boring person in the world. She has the same interests as every other millennial woman in her 30s who was way too into Harry Potter and twilight in high school, but since I watched her pre-divorce I know she wasn’t always like this, so it seems somehow even stranger to me that she would adopt such a basic persona. She still lives with this high school-style idea of preps vs goths and thinks she’s such a freak and weirdo, and it’s such a weird way for a grown woman even ten years younger than her to view life, especially now when being goth or goth adjacent (I know she has never really been goth) isn’t even very alternative. I know she’s mostly a lolcow because she’s so dramatic and self obsessed and driven by ryans but I feel like that combined with how perfect a distillation of a completely average and regular woman she is is kind of fascinating.

>>1749102
I must have missed if there’s some profound reason she stopped dressing this way. I don’t really get why she doesn’t just go back to it since she has posted this “throwback” multiple times in the last couple weeks.

No. 1749599

>>1749398
I think she stopped dressing like that when she finally fully accepted that spooky urbex Ryan was never coming back. She moved on to fresh, dressed-down Ryans and started dressing more normie because they were more normie.

No. 1749612

>>1748949
>>1749102
Kek she acts like a grandma looking at pictures of her youth. I can't tell if she's seriously that insecure or if she's fishing for compliments.

No. 1749627

>>1749599
I think it’s just as simple as working at Target and getting all her clothes there

No. 1749635

>>1749398
I suspect that, in addition to other reasons nonnies have suggested, she just doesn't fit into her hoard of killstar tat anymore.

No. 1750052

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Guess the love-bombing and super-clinginess wasn't a hit with bRyan. I wonder why…

But the break-up was totes her choice. Mhm.

No. 1750130

>>1750052
she really thinks that not acting on every emotion you feel or saying every thought you think is walking on eggshells. jesus fucking christ
when will she learn to not jump into relationships and actually get to know people

No. 1750132

>>1750052
>your person
>finally ended it

It hasn't even been a month since they met, but amusing this guy was so bad that Heather was the one who pulled the plug

No. 1750163

>>1750052
She literally dated this ugly moid for a few weeks. I don’t get how she can type things like “my person” and “I loved him so much” as a 30-something adult and not realize she’s the problem.

No. 1750181

I wonder if when she gets comfortable with a. Ryan she tells them about the threads and her previous YouTube life and it makes them run or they get annoyed that she’s so obsessed with having haterz. When she doesn’t calm down and act like an adult, they’re probably like fuck this

No. 1750233

>>1750052
She gets close to realizing he wasn't her "person", he was just some dude she was hanging out with for 2 weeks. Everytime, he's her sun moon and stars while they're together, the happiest Heather has ever been. When it's over, he's a toxic abusive fuck boy.

No. 1750244

>>1750130
"People" to Hags are a nebulous concept based on aesthetics, and they only have value if they can become her instant forever boyfriend. It's like she can't see other people at all if they don't exist "romantically."

If she would have gotten to know bRyan at all, she would have realized he is a loser fuckboy who tolerated her clinginess just long enough for sex. She is so consistently, purposefully blind.

No. 1750262

>>1750181
There’s no need to speculate, she changed her status to “in a relationship” 2 whole days after meeting him. That’s the type of red flag that would scare mentally healthy moids away and only attract toxic moids looking for a crazy bpd girl to manipulate for sex. Her own behavior is the reason she can’t have a normal relationship. If she actually cared about having “haters” she’d take the advice in this thread to go to therapy and stop basing her entire identity & happiness around her latest Ryan of the week.

No. 1750798

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Back to letting everyone know how much and how dramatically she cries. Pity attention is better than no attention!

No. 1750969

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I miss the woman she was three weeks ago too. Her personality and life have changed so much.

No. 1750971

>>1750969
She misses the girl who whines, complains, and cries about wanting a boyfriend? Gee. Don't worry, Heather, you'll be back to normal within a few hours.

No. 1750975

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No. 1751026

>>1750798
there is no better relationshipbait than talking about how unstable you are
real dick magnet stuff, Heather

No. 1751046

>>1750975
ever since Vicky basically became a ghost to fend off pissed off clients, Heather’s pathetic posting has become my new favorite cow milk. who brags about plants?

No. 1751207

>>1750052
>the only thing you share is the physical
Honestly is she just sleeping with men and then guilting them into being her boyfriend? Isn’t exactly a winning strategy because that’s something an insane person does. She posts these thirst traps to bait them but then every breakup is about how she was used or it was only about the sex. Pick a lane Heather; actually allow yourself to have sex casually or guard yourself and don’t give it up to every loser with a lip ring.

No. 1751439

>>1750975
Stop taking pictures with your fucking plants, you fucking spatula.

No. 1751461

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y tho

No. 1751468

I wonder how much she believes this shit and how much she's just attached to the sad girl crying on the floor/ I'm a strong SURVIVOR (of a two-week relationship) cycle.

No. 1751479

>>1751461
she's starting to look like an actual hag. those glasses are seriously so terrible on her face.

No. 1751502

This girl has several problems and refuses to see them.
1.) She can't stop filling a void with "stuff" (whether it's vintage toys, new clothes, vintage junk, and now plants.. like who in their right mind gets over 30 plants within a years time?!)
2.) She hooks up with every guy she goes on a date with and then love bombs the hell out of them until the sex isn't worth it anymore so they bail!
3.) She rather post sad girl posts and woe is me posts instead of actually getting the help she needs. (Like some therapy would reeeaally help her, not meds, just a professional to talk to would really help her better cause she's definitely depressed at the minimum)
4.) She is an endless cycle. Rinse and repeat.. repeat.. repeat.. repeat.

No. 1751506

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Has she ever thought that she may be the toxic one?!

No. 1751516

>>1751502
Agree except I definitely think she needs meds. The plants thing is new and ridiculous. It's so manic, but same as everything else she does. She can't just announce she's goth, she's got to buy every single thing Killstar's ever made. She can't just enjoy antiquing, she has to enjoy it the most out of anyone ever.

No. 1751518

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>>1751506
No anon, she's just misunderstood. You deserve to experience her in all her authenticity.

No. 1751538

>>1751518
This is the most narcissistic thing I've ever read.

No. 1751554

>>1750798
>>1750975
Assuming that wasnt a typo, between these posts she got 4 more plants. Strange way to fill the void

No. 1751609

>>1751439

I cackled, thanks nonny

>>1751506

slight blogpost/rant I'm bored, but heather so strongly reminds me of the only friend I've ever decided to solidly drop for being toxic af. It takes ages sometimes to realize you're stuck in a cycle of lovebombing and bullying/control with them, especially if you're a decent person who doesn't even think to do that shit.

I wonder how wildly unsubtle and unstable she has to be that these edgelord normies can only stand the drama for a few weeks. They might suck too idk, but we tend to only see one side of the story (and from, to put it extremely generously, an unreliable narrator). I assume her narcissism and outward entitlement gets a little worse and harder to hide with each one.

I can't help but notice a exponential rise in the pattern of instability. As the Big Romance Language amps up quicker and quicker with each one, alas so shortens the time they hang around. This confuses heather and she hurts herself in confusion, driving her to be even more forward with her desperation, which makes them leave even faster. Honestly she makes for a fascinating sociological subject to study.

No. 1751783

>>1750975
>>1750969
>>1751461
It's so funny she acts like it's a part of her personality when she only picked it up from LurchRyana few months ago.

No. 1752222

File: 1674677739181.png (Spoiler Image, 4.47 MB, 750x1334, 036343C7-45EF-4140-8AA8-D2C860…)

Heather:
Look up the stages of dating/relationships

There’s the INTEREST phase where you are curious about the potential. Get coffee. Do small talk, focus more on how you feel around them then what deep things are being shared

Then there’s ATTRACTION where you know they’re someone you’re sexually interested in

Then there’s DATING. They pass the test for the meet & greet (interest & attraction). Then start going on DATES where you reveal a bit each time. This is where you notice if you guys have enough in common and shared values

If the dating stage doesn’t end, you enter the REALITY where you start to really decide if this is YOUR PERSON or not. This is when the harder truths come out and you see what are the “hard” parts of each other. This is when you decide if the bad is worth the good, and if the good is something you’re ready to build a lasting union with

COMMITMENT comes next. This is when it’s exclusive and you’re openly each other’s people

After that is engagement and whatever whenever depending on what people want. The dating and reality stages last 6 months to a year.

I use to be like you and go too hard too fast. It’s actually really nice to slowly build with someone. That’s how you avoid toxic child men and losers

No. 1752536

>>1752222
Nothing in common, but she was in love with him after one date. I can't believe she denies having a personality disorder.

No. 1753034

>>1750052
This how you know this is all Heather's fault and anything she says is probably a lie. They dated for less than a month and the last few weeks were supposedly hell. So things went south after mere days? And instead of Heather saying, oh this dude's a jerk and moving on, she's blasting social media with how much she loves him the whole time. I don't believe one word she says because the same thing happens every time. At worst her Ryans are just dumb dudes who didn't realize she was gonna start planning their future after one date. When they can't meet her ridiculous standards, she spirals hard. But I guess she wouldnt be a cow if she was capable of learning or changing.

No. 1753047

>>1752222

she needs therapy so damn bad, it would break my heart if she wasn't such a damn cunt about everything kek

>>1753034

her hindsight of timelines is wildly exaggerated it seems as well. the way she talks about it you'd think she'd spent years with these losers… I swear a week in Heather time is a whole year. I guess she has nothing going on in her life so each moment is extra extra big and meaningful. the pressure has to be exhausting.


I noticed that once her relationships stopped making the 2 month mark, she was forced to start saying "last few weeks" instead of the ever elusive and changing "last few months"

No. 1753737

File: 1674830797095.jpg (1.03 MB, 1080x2035, SmartSelect_20230127_084205_In…)

She acts like this relationship was a year long. You should not be this hung up on a dude you knew for 30 days.

No. 1753745

>>1752222
>That’s how you avoid toxic child men and losers
But Heather is a toxic child woman and a loser, too

No. 1753766

>>1752222
>I’m hoping this time around, I’ll find a nice chill guy who understands anxiety
This is just a fancy way of saying “puts up with my crazy” and no Heather, no one is obliged to do that. That’s why therapists exist - so you can work on your less attractive tendencies and gain the maturity to attract a mature partner, not just shitty man-children who hang around a few weeks for casual sex and then bounce. “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best” meme culture has spawned way too many Heathers who think they can act as insane as they please and somehow a healthy adult relationship will just fall into their laps. And we see how well that’s working out for her.

No. 1753771

>>1753737
This is pathetic even if the relationship was a 60 years marriage

No. 1754045

She’s at peace now, but she will meltdown at any moment.

No. 1754452

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No. 1755081

>>1753737
>I think the fact that I feel so much better. And I dont even miss you, not even a little bit, says everything. I'm at peace.

Yeah, because when any or all of this is true people definitely feel the need to make a post talking directly to their ex in hopes they see it so said ex knows.

No. 1755150

>>1753745
True, good point

No. 1755161

>>1754452
>so addicted to internet attention that she posts her every single fleeting thought without hesitation
>the only thing more important than finding a boyfriend is posting that boyfriend continuously on social media to "own the haters"
>cannot even initiate an irl friendship due to terminal online-ness
>obsesses over the concept of "haters"
>does retarded things to "prove" things to "haters"
Totally not brainwashed by social media, guys

No. 1755403

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No. 1755634

>>1755403
Obsessive being the keyword.

No. 1755665

Don't scroll, CP.

No. 1755715

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Now her home town is toxic when the other month she was crying to come back.

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No. 1755719

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No. 1755720

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No. 1755781

>>1755719
As long as they’re obsessed with her? Go fuck yourself Heather, this is why nobody wants to be with your turtle ass.

No. 1755895

Aaaaaand there’s the tits. We’ve reached that part of the cycle.

No. 1755969

File: 1675022451385.jpeg (1.75 MB, 1179x2076, 3636CD75-FAA0-43E8-99B9-32AB39…)

My personal favorite.

No. 1755996

>>1755969
"I follow my heart and do whatever I want and don't let social media brainwash me"

"I can't date women because people online were mean to me one time"

No. 1756071

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No. 1756080

>>1756071
Kek @ Heather trying so hard to squeeze her tits into every answer until she gets to dating women and having an OF. Wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong idea. Save it for the questions that moids would more likely pay attention to if any of them are ever interested.

No. 1756120

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No. 1756123

>>1755969
Not to wk Heather, but the "queer community" is insane

No. 1756174

>>1755969
my wish is for a farmer to date Heather and help her grow up

No. 1756322

>>1755718
What does she have against California? Did her maga mom teach her that? Damn I'm not even from there and I thought that was a bitchy response. They have cemeteries and antiques too, Heather…

No. 1756375

>>1755969
it's also tricky to date girls when you refuse to talk to them or spend time with them.

No. 1756490

>>1756375
Exactly. Women are completely invisible to Heather.

No. 1757370

File: 1675181131026.jpg (232.88 KB, 1080x1919, 327972714_138622002128530_8033…)

Her desperation is so gnarly. I shop at Target and like plants! SuCh a WeIrDo!!!

No. 1757372

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Also the slightly parted lips in every picture is so gross to me. She should change out of her Cosby sweater and go to the gym, it's good for mental health as well as physical, and she might actually meet a real person. Bonus she could fit into all of her old Killstar shit again and really bring the goth larp back.

No. 1757882

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3 hours… imagine what you could do with 3 hours

No. 1757921

She reminds me of Peggy Hill so so much.

No. 1757934

>>1757882
she could read a book or watch a tv show and act like a normal human being, so she could have things to talk about, besides her boobs… if she hasn't learned by now that dating apps won't do shit, she will never learn it, guess someone will be alone for the rest of her life, maybe she should get a dog or cat for company

No. 1758027

>>1757370
>>1757372
Is there a name for whatever personality disorder makes you compulsively make the same mistakes over and over? She’s a literal goldfish brain. She goes through this same cycle every month and never learns a single thing or ever has a faint inkling she might be the problem. Her existence seems so repetitive and stifling, I don’t think I could survive one day as her.

No. 1758150

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New ramble on insta.
>she has an announcement
>acknowledges that everyone is likely rolling their eyes because she hasn't followed through on the online shop that's been "coming soon" since last May
>derails herself into a rant about how she was cancelled off of YouTube for changing how she dresses
>implies that people tried to put her on medication because she wanted a job and her own place
>she showed everybody
>anyway, she's going to start "making content" again
>Instagram is her "home" so instead of going back to YouTube she's going to focus on reels
>going to make videos about spooky adventures, antique finds, and "plant specimens and how to look after them"
>another tangent about how people pick on her because she's "so soft and nice and weird" and by the way everybody she IS a real explorer
>finishing strong with a classic Heather rant about how she's done listening to other people and she's just going to be herself and express her passions

Sage because blah blah blah second verse same as the first.

No. 1758155

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>>1758150

All I can see.

No. 1758191

>>1758150

she interrupted her own rant many times to say "anyway, that's not what this announcement is about"

I watched the full thing and I still have absolutely no clue what the announcement was. it's so unhinged I almost wanna record it, but also it's so boring and the same old spiel I talked myself out of it.

No. 1758294

>>1758150
I really do not understand why every announcement has to be accompanied by a picture of her posing. Heather, you are NOT as pretty as you think you are. Boring basic ass turtle mf.

No. 1758408

>>1758294
She must take 500 selfies a day.

No. 1758523

>>1758408
If she posts this many selfies a day, imagine how many she sends to her partners… I'm sure it's constant and if they don't compliment her every single time she loses it and says they're toxic.

No. 1758545

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Is this supposed to be sexy? Fucking gross.

No. 1758620

>>1758545
I can't stand the dark eyeshadow/no eyeliner/barely mascara combo. Or is it just too spooky for me!

No. 1758732

>>1758620
empty eye socket skeleton chic

No. 1758757

I think the announcement was literally “I’m going to make more content on IG” and it’s literally the same content she already does and somehow the name “haunted butterfly” fits but she was so busy going on tangents that she didn’t explain why or how that name fits her “new direction” that’s not new

No. 1758959

>>1758757
And she is just using her whiny hot girl voice in all her new content.

No. 1759018

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No. 1759101

>>1758757

lol it's comforting that I wasn't the only one struggling to piece together the picture she was puzzling

No. 1759423

I wonder why she thought they were scary, were they black? She seems like she'd be afraid of anyone not white. I'm sure she said, I just only remember the dangerous scary graffiti on her garage door incident.

No. 1759430

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Sorry, dropped pic.

No. 1759466

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Why does her voice sound so fake and cringe?! This isn't how her natural voice sounds.
And I think when she says "create more content" what she's really saying is "buy more junk"

No. 1759484

>>1759466

it's the only content she knows how to create nonny

No. 1759518

>>1759423
It was probably the neighbor that came into her garage to ask if she lived alone.

No. 1760139

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This is egregious, Heather.

No. 1760140

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Also nitpick but is this what she does with her plants, she just puts them into other pots but doesn't actually pot them? Ok "plant mommy".

No. 1760145

>>1760140
decorative pots usually don't have drainage so plants are left in nursery pots for that reason

No. 1760246

>>1760145
Oh lol maybe that's why all my plants die

No. 1760303

Its funny how much she crows about her specialness when every basic white girl I know has made ~plant mom~ a part of their identity.

No. 1760473

>>1760140
That's kinda sad lol

No. 1760569

>>1760246
aw nonnie lmao please take care of your plants

>>1760140
this is so intentionally pathetic, and for what?

No. 1760595

I think it's hilarious that she wants to make plant care reels. There's no audience. People who aren't into the hobby obviously won't care to watch, and people who are into the hobby know that she has very little experience and absolutely no special insight or expertise. There are a million other plantstagrammers out there who have actual knowledge on the topic, not to mention endless YouTube videos about it, etc.

No. 1760604

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Clearing up the mystery of what happened to her toy collection.

No. 1760610

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No. 1760615

>>1760604
what made her want to talk about it NOW? Well, that explains how her unit was suddenly empty, what a bunch of lies when she was talking about "per past being behind her" when she posted the empty unit

"someone's" basement ie her mom

selling all that shit is a big job, she's never doing it lol

No. 1760656

>>1760604
If she thinks her problems are over once she sells all her hoard, she's got another thing coming

No. 1760712

File: 1675484227034.png (1.31 MB, 1080x2340, Screenshot_20230203-201150.png)

kek maybe speculation but sounds to me like she's dirt-dishing on a recent Ryan. if not, what a strange particular thing to bring up to such a vague question

the smug ass pic of her smile has me rolling. bitch, your ex husband bought all the shiny new white teeth you're showing off there

No. 1760762

>>1760595
This is exactly how I felt when Pixielocks announced her how to crochet videos

No. 1760845

>>1760712
Heather really be like "I'm fat and lonely but at least I still have all my teeth", she needs to stop going for white trash men.
Idk how I never noticed her lip piercing scars until this week but they're all I can see now. Is that how she fucked up her original teeth and needed dental work? I don't know much about her life with her ex husband, but she's mentioned filing her taxes through him and staying legally married to him because of debt, largely medical debt. I assumed they were his debts, it it's really her teeth and her collection of clutter she still won't resell? Yikes kek

No. 1761199

>>1757934
Like Groundhog Day except she doesn't choose to improve or grow as a person.

No. 1761453

>>1760604
>spending 10k on storing your collection but not selling it despite planning to sell it
>literally nothing stopping you photographing and selling it
>but it's in someone's (mom's?) basement probably getting mouldy while you wait for the magical right time to sell it
>Literally works in retail and takes photos all day and posts online all day
baffling, it seems so trivial to just sell the stuff and she's probably spent 5x its value storing it

No. 1761541

>>1761453
I can't help but feel it's partly laziness since she'd have to drive home SEVERAL times to sort, photograph, price, list, and ship; partly attachment (despite her claims); and partly pettiness since people have been telling her to sell her stuff for years and wouldn't want to give them the "satisfaction" despite them now taking up space in her mom's basement and her saying multiple times that "that's the old fake me full of bad memories and a community that tried to destroy me"

you sure are showing them by holding on to these bad memories, I'm sure your mental health thanks you kek

acknowledging it's a big job heather, why not take it back with you in chunks so that it's manageable?

No. 1762092

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Cool, I live alone and eat frozen trash. Enjoy my social commentary.

No. 1762151

>>1762092
why does everyone compare food prices to Starbucks coffee? I don't know how your egg prices are right now, but food prices in general increased drastically over the last months in my country and it's a problem for most people that weren't even able to buy a coffee from Starbucks like once a month before all that. She is like those boomers "if you want a house, well, don't buy avocados".

No. 1762187

>>1762151
I love that she comments on this subject and then admits she doesn't even buy eggs.
Like stfu Heather.

No. 1762234

>>1762151
You'd have to be unemployed not to afford a Starbucks coffee wtf…

No. 1762235

>>1762151
I like the Starbucks analogies, they make it easy to know who is privileged and out of touch. Same as when they "sacrifice" any kind of salon service and suggest you do the same to save money. Just Heather being the basic bitch we all love.

No. 1762236

>>1762234
Case in point, you must be unemployed if you can't afford Starbucks. Most reasonable human beings don't enjoy wasting $6 for fast food coffees. But Heather types will do anything to justify it.

No. 1762258

>>1762092
people are upset that the price of a common food staple doubled thanks to an avian flu epizootic and big corps deciding to use it as an excuse to price gouge on top of that
jesus she’s an idiot

No. 1762272

>>1762234
You must have a very privileged life to make a comment like this.

No. 1762376

>>1762092
Next stop, she'll be starting a cooking channel.

No. 1762389

>>1762234
kek, not every country pays good money for a minimum wage job. A starbucks coffee costs around 5 € in my country, minimum wage is 12 € at the moment, would be around 1.400 € I have after a month working full-time. Costs of a flat in my city are around 800 to 1.000 € (let's take 1.000, you don't want to live in the cheaper parts of the city), transport is 100 €, leaves me with 300 €. If I would buy a coffee at starbucks every day I go to work, because I somehow think that coffee is worth the price, I would spent minimum 100 € every month for tasteless, shitty coffee, leaving me with 200 € buying real food, except that there are still other things I have to pay for. So no, you must be privileged to think that starbucks coffee is a thing that every person who works can afford or wants to put money into, while there are more urgent things they have to pay for.
(And sry, I just like numbers and had to do a little math for you all, and sry, forgot to sage first time)

>>1762258
thanks for the information, nona

No. 1762481

Heather is so fucking tone-deaf. She gives off boomer vibes.

No. 1762504

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She brought it back a-fucking-GAIN. My mind is blown at this point, how many fucking times can she share the same god damned picture trying to validate herself? Fuck off Heather.

No. 1762623

>>1762504
She was definitely one of those goths who listened to evanescence and never actually immersed herself in the scene.

No. 1762932

>>1762623
Since this is the only “goth” picture that keeps resurfacing I’m also guessing it was either a costume or a one-time look that happened to get captured on film. I’d love to hear from people who knew her in high school.

No. 1762962

She spilled the tea about bRyan. Said they had great chemistry, but there were a lot of awkward silences, and he ended up being emotionally manipulative and picked fights so she dumped him.

Can’t say I blame her if that’s really the case, but I found it ironic because before this she was talking about bad first kisses and said “it doesn’t need to be a first kiss in a haunted prison, which was the best first kiss of my life by the way, but we don’t talk about that story anymore”. Girl is STILL pining for ryanz. Tinfoil, but it’s kinda sad because I’m willing to bet he remembers her trying to emotionally manipulate him like bryan did to heather.

No. 1762975

Isn’t Heather bisexual? She would be so much happier in a relationship with a woman

No. 1762990

>>1762975
I have a strange feeling that heather is a lot more gay than she admits. But growing up in a backward place like PA would probably stuff her deep into the closet. It might explain why she’s failing with men left and right.

No. 1763046

>The reason I know I made the right decision is that I'm not crying on my kitchen floor any more

Why does she have to mention this over and over? Why is it so important that people visualize her sobbing for hours on her floor, or in her car, or in her clothes in the bath? Does she think her life is some kind of Swiftie music video?

No. 1763097

>>1762962
Lmao you forgot to mention how she talked about how it was the best sex of her life with bRyan but he smelled really bad. like girl what

No. 1763121

>>1763097
Right? How can anyone have "incredible explosive sex" with someone that smells bad?

No. 1763143

Dying to know what his side of the story is (can’t remember his insta username, don’t know if he posted anything). I mean, wtf is she doing to these guys off camera?? They’re all “the one” until there’s some sudden fight out of nowhere about nothing, and they’re suddenly the devil incarnate - and then once Heather is out of the picture, they all go on to have fairly normal relationships with other people. I mean…I’m seriously starting to wonder if she’s trans and they only find out during sex or something.

No. 1763152

>>1763097
You’re right I can’t believe I forgot to add that, seriously like wtf girl ??

No. 1763181

>>1763152
She also stated she kept texting him “do you still love me? Do you like me?” Girl you knew him for 12 hours.

No. 1763420

>>1762962
Hard doubt for anything she says. To her, emotionally manipulative is him not responding to her text for an hour and being confused when she loses her shit.

No. 1763627

>>1762975
>>1762990
with her obsession with pining and romance she would be so much better off with a woman. Unfortunately she's too much of a "not like the other girls" pickme to actually pursue women and not see them as competition for ryans I imagine. Probably the same reason we never see her with any female friends.

>>1763143
Classic bpd behavior tbh

No. 1763800

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This is so bitchy. I can't believe she's so dense she can't see that this isn't "behind on messages". This is blatantly ignoring people and practically bragging about it. 66 fucking weeks. Fuck off Heather.

No. 1763823

>>1763800
They're not spooky enough for her

No. 1764111

>>1762975
>>1762990
Can we please stop rehashing this? Heather shows no interest in girls whatsoever.

No. 1764154

>>1764111
Agreed. To her it's another fad to highjack. Something to pretend to have always been, just like the goth-plantmom-owl-loving urbexer aesthetic.

No. 1764165

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>>1763627

spot on with every point nona. also I'm not someone to armchair diagnose over the internet so I spoilered and saged my tinfoil, but holy hell she checks the BPD boxes.

No. 1764215

>>1763800
in perspective for what? that you suck at talking to people even when your stories ask for responses? we already know that's not true because you DO reply to messages, you're just ignoring those
gg showing off the messages you don't care about kek

No. 1764235

>>1763800
>constantly whines and cries that she has no friends and that people don't accept her in the community she wants to be in
>has ignored messages from people active in the community that are trying to be friendly for an entire year

>>1764165
I usually don't armchair either, but I'm absolutely sure if she went in for therapy they'd have her diagnosed in no time. Her behavior patterns are so cyclic it's almost absurd at a point.

No. 1764253

>>1763800
I want to read her messages, give me your login Heather. This tells me all her stories and posts are bait for very specific people and unless you're one of the ryans she has her eye on, you will be ignored af, you can even see these people have the same hobbies as her based on the screennames (photography, cemetary guy) and she doesn't even read it.

No. 1764286

>>1764253
I mean, we all knew this but she just confirmed it kek. People reach out to her constantly because she's not some haggard swamp creature, but a normal looking woman. Just based on her stories, you'd think she's some basic becky who likes horror, it isn't until you actually interact with her that you start running for the hills like all the ryans of yesteryear.

No. 1764287

>>1764253
Ngl I recognize at least a name or two in there. One for sure is an out of state cemetery photographer who is quite nice, informative, and never gave me the creeps. She'd be so much better off networking and making some online friends in the scene than continuously spamming bad cleavage shots and spending the rest of her free time on tinder, but ultimately, I believe you are right and she doesn't actually care to be a part of these communities outside of finding a new ryan who will humor her shallow understanding of these supposed "special interests" of hers.

No. 1764288

>>1764253
>>1764287
She truly is like an incel in that sense too. Can't even bother having male friends unless they are potential future ryans.

No. 1764420

>>1763627
Are you saying that all straight women who want romance are pickmes?

No. 1764522

>>1764420
I'm saying Heather is a massive pick-me and that finding true romance among moids is like finding a needle in a haystack. This isn't about you anon. kek

No. 1764642

>>1764420
>>1764522

I snorted, how poetic. Projection truly is just telling on yourself.

No. 1764769

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Doesn't she know that you never post feet pics on the internet for free? This girl is brand new.
(it's not actually a NSFW picture whatsoever but spoiler because I know some people are grossed out by feet)

No. 1764919

>>1764769
Pulling out all the stops to get more unwanted DMs I guess.

No. 1765085

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No. 1765139

>>1765085
She's the most terminally online person I've ever seen. 50 stories a fucking day and the majority are of her own face at the same angle. I've said this before, it's just crazy to me how beautiful she thinks she is. Nobody is ever going to want to be with a narc who shitposts HERSELF all day long. The lack of introspection is mind numbing.

No. 1765184

>>1764253
So she should just slide into said Ryans’ DMs herself instead of doing…all this. She’s old enough to know posting daily boob selfies with walls of text detailing how lonely and vulnerable and sex starved she is will only get her low quality drive-by moid attention, but the retardation continues.

No. 1765186

>>1764769
She’s far from new, she’s trolling for feetRyans

No. 1765521

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this is so tryhard

No. 1766253

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waiting for the civil war ghostryan saga to begin.

No. 1766297

>>1766253
Oooh this isn't the first time she claimed to have a ghost boyfriend.

No. 1766803

>>1766253
that's so specific, is there more to that theory? kek

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No. 1766814

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No. 1766816

>>1766810
She has the personality of an incel, who would post this? And what kind of creep would respond positively to this?
What she needs is therapy and I'm sure her therapist will tell her sending 200 texts a day of do you love me? I don't believe you. I'm so lonely [insert melodramatic story about her youtube channel] will scare 100% of people away.

No. 1766827

>>1766810
male escorts exist heather

Even the most predatory of men would look at this and be like nah that doesn’t seem worth it.

No. 1766839

>>1766810
Kek I wish she would actually try this. Bring the sugarmommy Heather saga

No. 1766848

>>1766810
>>1766814

I just watched these stories earlier and thought, wow she got through a whole personal outing without whining about not having a Ryan to enjoy it with, kek… guess I should have waited half an hour

No. 1766974

I would love to see her online dating profiles after this outburst. I've never considered that the way she brands herself on social media is probably similar to her dating apps and that's why all the dates she finds are flaky losers. The only scrotes who'd approach a femcel like Heather would expect her to be easily controlled/emotionally manipulated, maybe these relationships end quickly after they realize she isn't a doormat.
I unironically respect her ability to burn bridges and hold grudges, a lot of women who share her "I can't be alone" mentality give their exes too many second chances.

No. 1767043

>>1766803
AYRT & I can't remember the exact details (so please feel free to chime in, other nonnies) but she has been obsessed for quite a while with a civil war soldier called David that she claims she talked to on a spirit box at some point. She's visited his grave and looked him up on genealogy websites and stuff. If I feel inclined I might go digging for pictures she's posted of his headstone to verify if his year of death is roughly 130 years before 1990 (when Heather was born), but I'm not really sure if it's worth the effort.

No. 1767094

>>1766974
I matched with her on tinder a few years ago. From what I recall of her profile, it was pretty heavy on the “faux witch” stuff. Dressed in all black, a witch hat, posing in graveyards, a couple cleavage shots for good measure. Her bio was only her Instagram handle. I checked it out in time to see her live posting a rant about being too scared to drive. She was crying. Sooo many guys were there sending her messages and shooting their shots. I thought it was a little much and unmatched her. Some time later, maybe a year or so, I was telling a friend about how odd it was. That’s how I discovered this site. She’s been my favorite train wreck ever since.(male)

No. 1767265

>>1766814
How tragically PATHETIC. I wonder if her family knows she does this? If I saw my daughter posting shit like this I would be making a list of therapist options.

No. 1767341

>>1767043
Wow, she's really unhinged

No. 1767628

>>1766974
Exactly. I think she does attract predatory moids with her bait, but she’s so aggressively clingy & nutty from jump that they realize she isn’t the passive victim she presents herself as and back off.

No. 1767630

>>1767043
Samefag but I’m low key rooting for her and ghostRyan as a couple, he’s probably the only moid who she can’t scare off with her theatrics since he’s a literal ghost. Also I’m sure he’d love to go on cemetery tours with her and catch up with his buddies.

No. 1768203

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So… she knows?

No. 1768208

>>1767630
that would be the funniest instagram story she would ever have posted. Imagine after, let's say 6 months, she discloses that GhostRyan, after all, left her and that even a ghost thought that she was way too weird and he didn't like her plants, also his ghost buddies told him, that she is just mentally ill and that he should look for a skinnier, nicer person. Kek, if I would be a writer, I would write that as a story.

No. 1768341

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Lol this sad-ass Pink Princess with almost no variegation.

No. 1768717

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No. 1768718

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No. 1768826

Head cocked to the same side, creepy ass smile… every fucking time. Her phone must be packed full of the same selfie over and over and over.

No. 1768875

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Beyond pathetic.

No. 1768897

>>1768875
okay, I'm in, now I want to befriend her and taste that delicious food. If it's made out of the stuff she posted the last time, I'd rather go back home and eat what my flatmate cooks for me, as that is not cooking, it's opening boxes and tins. She should start going down the modern Rockabilly route, those 50s things would fit to her and maybe there is a guy who needs a housewife.

No. 1768973

>>1768875
Even if she made friends the friend ship would last less than a month. I remember she was friends with some girl that did random urbex photos with her. Wonder what happened to that friendship.

No. 1769016

>>1768973
I think her friendships last as long as her “relationships” do. I am curious to know what exactly she’s doing to scare everyone away so fast. It seems like she does attract people, but they run screaming as soon as they get to know her.

No. 1769216

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No. 1769226

>>1769216
She spent 20 dollars (so like, an hour's work or more, for many) on virtual roses on a dating app to give to guys who didn't even match her despite the fact men match nearly every woman

It must be a humiliation fetish at this point

No. 1769270

>>1769216
Any anons who have used hinge who can tell me what this means?

No. 1769280

>>1769270
it's a paid function to ensure someone you're interested in sees your profile and knows you're into them. they're free to ignore it entirely of course

No. 1769356

>>1769216
What a loser. Surprised she hasn't gotten scammed on those dating apps since she seems she likes to throw her money away.

No. 1769399

>>1769016
I think she just never gives anyone enough space and time alone. Imagine how often she must write and how she reacts if you don't answer straight away and then her constant crying about not being in a relationship. Her problems and feelings are probably also always more important than the stuff her friends would go through and at that age, if you are looking for new friends, you don't have patience for such behaviour anymore.

No. 1769418

>>1769216
might as well have paid $20 to send virtual red flags kek

No. 1769421

>>1769399
Yeah you’re probably right. The older (and busier) people get, the less tolerance they tend to have for drama and emotionally draining relationships. Which means people like Heather, who refuse to grow up or get therapy, end up getting left in the dust. Even the most desperate moids she attracts only stick around long enough for sex and then run away when she starts acting clingy and volatile.

No. 1769454

I don't think she wants friends. We've seen people reach out to her and get completely ignored because they weren't a potential Ryan. I think in the last thread someone kinda called her out on it too in her comments on IG but I may be misremembering. Theres also this: >>1764287 which isnt definitive but makes a good point. She could have friends if she really wanted them, even if its for a short time before she scares them off. Hell, if I lived close to her I'd go with her to do some of the stuff she does. (the tours, antiquing etc.) I'd keep her at arms length for sure since I'm aware of how she is.

She doesn't realize that not having any friends, especially at her age, is a big red flag and Ryans will and do pick up on it. She doesn't only have to have friends that live close to her either, excuse the minor blog but I have a few friends where I live but most of my friends live an hour and a half away. I still see them and its still obvious I have friends. Thats normal for adults that dont live in the city or even state they grew up in.

Maybe her life would be more fulfilling if she let herself have platonic relationships (and went to a fucking therapist and got the help she clearly needs…come on Heather, grow up.) and stopped obsessing over finding her perfect Ryan.

No. 1769456

I've never seen anyone so freely chat about what a loser they are all day every day. I wonder how she'd do with a pet. It seems like it would be a bad idea but maybe she could shower that with love instead of buying every single dating app created.

No. 1769603

>>1769456
She's had pets/lived with pets in the past and they never seemed to interest her very much.

No. 1769636

>>1769456
She could get a cat and be the crazy cat lady she's meant to be

No. 1769669

>>1769636
She abandoned her last cat so that is not a good idea

No. 1769678

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Ok Akon we get it.

No. 1769739

>>1769678
I hope she will never have a baby, sry to say that, but that poor child, she would be a hysterical, overbearing mother and if her husband would show too much interest in the child (like in a positive, fatherly way), she would lose her mind and be jealous.

No. 1769756

>>1769739
I don't even believe her. She doesn't want "that" some day, she just likes the idea of a couple putting their baby on top of a cannon. Her brain seems too underdeveloped to be able to successfully parent anything anyways. You're 100% right though, she would die of jealousy.

No. 1770065

>>1769739
She has zero maternal instinct and seems way too narcissistic for a baby. She can’t focus on anyone beyond herself. Imagine how neglected the poor kid would be while she takes selfies and rants online all day. That said, moids will knock up and marry almost anyone, so it really says something about her level of crazy that she’s scaring all of them away.

No. 1770087

>>1769454

kek good point anon. as an adult most of my friends have relocated at least an hour away and I don't whine, I just drive to see them. Whining about being lonely is more of a priority for her I guess

No. 1770142

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She's so condescending. The only things she "creates" are tacky, overwrought edits of what amounts to the same photo over and over. And that's not even consistent. She actually spends the majority of her time hoarding objects, staring at Instagram and eating junk food in her car. This question was a follow up- the original question was about movies. The fact that she can't experience catharsis from watching films or reading books just goes to prove how unimaginative and unempathetic she is.

No. 1770185

>>1770142
She listens to taylor swift though lol

No. 1770214

It’s crazy to me that she can’t just be like “I don’t really watch a lot of shows or movies!” And be done with it. Her need to make a dislike of pop culture a part of her whole personality is just so weird.

No. 1770261

>>1770142
>realness of spirituality
kek, good one.

And there are amazing shows with real history behind it or books, how do you find information about historic events if not out of books? Books were one of the most important inventions in human history, being able to read is so amazing, you can buy a book and learn about the history of a person that lived many years ago. How can you not read books? I grew up in a house without a lot of books (the library was thankfully not far away) and my parents are one of the most unimaginative persons I've ever met. Maybe she should just, try it, for once? No wonder she can't find or hold a man, most men enjoy watching movies or talking about a book they've read.
Sry, I just can't with her anymore, if lolcow is still alive 20 years from now, we will read the same stories over and over again, there is no change to expect from this cow.

No. 1770519

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>>1770261
On the subject of books…

No. 1770525

>>1770519
So she literally just gets all her information from her phone.

No. 1770609

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No. 1770627

>>1770609
Imagine doing a lingerie photoshoot for a dating profile. Not to make money, not for a partner you already have…for randos on tinder.

No. 1770641

>>1770519
that would have been a great opportunity to ask for suggestions but NOPE not our heather, instead just expose how vapid and shallow you are

No. 1770642

>>1770609
Just some mascara and eyeliner alone with that eyeshadow and the glasses will surely help you.

No. 1770643

>>1770609
Heather you are so vapid and superficial. A sexy selfie is not some magical ticket why would you want someone that only appeared in your DMs after some cleavage shots. Pathetic.

No. 1770662

>>1770609
Never thought I’d say this, but she might as well start an OnlyFans so she can at least make some cash while throwing away what’s left of her dignity

No. 1770732

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>>1770609

Immediately starts posting a bunch of “spicy” stories mouth breathing and eye fucking herself to attract moid attention, proceeds to publicly shame the first dude to take the bait.

No. 1770734

>>1770732
his name is Ryan?! is this a farmer trying to cowtip?

No. 1770748

>>1770734
Kek it really is Ryan.

No. 1770804

>>1770732
Lmao moids are retarded, writing one-sided essays about your sexual fantasies in the DMs is so pathetic.

No. 1770822

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Takes pictures of and travels to the same 3 locations, literally buys books for the pictures or spooky aesthetic, watches no movies or shows… so hopefully this will get their attention

No. 1770850

>>1770734
I mean, the profile picture (Frankestein monster ?) and name are strong giveaways.
Hey cowtipper, stop being gross and creepy on Hag's dm. We don't do that here.

No. 1770956

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>>1770822
All her thirst traps are so unflattering and creepy. Something about this particular scene makes me think of that ugly terrifier clown for whatever reason. kek

>>1770732
>>1770734
>>1770850
Honestly could be a cowtipper or an actual moid. Couldn't make out the username to try to confirm if the profile was real or not, but moids act like this in DMs all the time.

No. 1770962

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This might have been posted here before during one of her Ryan searches. I know this guy has been thirsting in her comments forever now and is all over her recent thirst traps, but I didn't realize she flirted back at one point too.

No. 1770978

>>1770956
I don't understand how an adult exists like this. She only cares about finding the next shallow, love-bombing, and quickly exploding bpd-style "relationship." That is the ONLY thing she cares about. It's the only thing she talks about, worries about, thinks about. I keep coming back here because it's mystifying that a real person can be this single-minded and shallow, year after year, with absolutely no change or growth.

Like … what has to happen to someone to give them this degree of obsession? To make them this frighteningly one-dimensional? She confuses me so much.

No. 1771046

>>1770978
She gets all her self worth from those types of reactions. She once had a ryan that made her feel so special and loved that she cant think of any other way to feel that same high. She doesnt know that having close girlfriends, hanging out with and helping family, or that having a GENUINELY productive hobby could give her that same feeling. What a loser.
>>1770956
Kek she looks like she is eating that blanket. Also like she is hiding a planet sized body under there.

No. 1771067

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>>1770962
This mfer talks to every "alt" girl on Instagram the way he talks to Heather. Here's a little sample I took from a couple of minutes snooping in other accounts he interacts with. He also lives in Germany so I don't think there's a love-match in the cards.

No. 1771070

>>1771046
This is why I hate women who talk about their boyfriends all the time. They are absolutely pathetic

No. 1771130

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For your cringejoyment.

No. 1771182

>>1771067
he also seems to be into pop culture and has a busy job with night shifts and stuff like that, I don't think that Heather would be able to accept him having a life besides her. But kek, he is cringe, I've met some men of that kind in Germany while I was younger, that type of guy would be way too weird for spooky Heather.

No. 1771492

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Holy shit get over him

No. 1771526

>>1771492
Yea not sure if it’s Damian or Ryan z she’s taking about but both have been in serious relationships for over a year. Damian is literally engaged I’m pretty sure.

No. 1771549

>>1771492
>>1771526
It's weird because Ryan Z was barely a relationship for her, but she completely seems to exclude the one neck tattooed Ryan I'm forgetting the name of that she actually had a decent run with. Was Damian the long haired one with the trench coat and knives? I feel like I need a graphic to keep track of all the ryans of past and present at this point. lmao

No. 1771576

>>1771549
The neck tattoo guy was Clay, she has claimed before that he was the last person she truly loved and she posted an antique photo of a little boy at one point saying that he looked like her child with Clay would have looked. I think that was posted in the last thread but I'm not up for digging for it right now.

No. 1771585

>>1771526
According to my Google search of a moment ago, Damian actually got married in October 2022. According to the wedding registry page that is the first hit for Damian's name, he originally got with his now-wife (who is extremely cute, btw) in December 2019, although they initially met in June of that year. He and Heather broke up in August 2019, so he already knew the girl he would eventually marry while he and Heather were together.

No. 1771748

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Is this bitch for real

No. 1771791

>>1771492
She has to be asking herself some of these questions. There is no way anyone is still asking her why she hasn’t been on YouTube. She talks about it at great length all the fucking time. And what is your greatest regret?? Nobody is gonna ask shit like that, seems like a door-opener for a blog about a Ryan from four years ago. Highly suspicious.

No. 1771819

>>1771492
Mostly I just lurk here for fun and I don’t want to out myself by saying more, but I know Ryan z personally. There was no relationship. So Heather if you read this, stop lying and saying he’s an ex. It just makes you look really creepy. Even if this isn’t about him, you said it constantly in the old threads. It’s really weird.

No. 1771828

>>1771748
>I'm posting spicy pictures to get male attention
gets male attention
>no, not that

My prediction is single until she is 36, then she gets knocked up by some random Ryan and they stay together until one of them dies, leading a miserable life with suffering children. Or he has the balls to leave and she will be a single mother with suffering children.

No. 1771834

>>1771748
heather:
>I need to post spicy pics
>wish I had my cute lingerie!!
>thirst trap photos
>thirst trap vids

guys:
>ur hot

heather:
>feel bad for u
>touch grass boys

are we witnessing mental illness?

No. 1772226

>>1771828
I know your prediction is the most likely outcome, but I'm hoping for a cougar arc. I really want her to get promoted to Target store manager and date 19 year olds. She's desperate now but late 30s Heather is going to be tragic

No. 1772261

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Heather, girl. When I say there was no relationship I mean, in his own words, you were never together. He didn’t ask you to be his girlfriend and he never considered you to be one. He didn’t dump you for his ex. He tried to let you down easy and explain to you that he wasn’t interested. Im not even super close to him and he told me you made him feel really uncomfortable most of the time.

No. 1772359

>>1772261
How the fuck is it a "twin flame" connection when the other half feels no connection at all?

No. 1772393

>>1771828
If she ever has kids she's going to be one of those deranged emotional incest moms.

No. 1772782

Is she still talking about RyanZ?!

No. 1772797

>>1772782
Pretty sure there’s no other ghost hunter guy she was interested in so, yeah.

No. 1772806

>>1772782
Yes she is. This is the location he took her to "dump" her.

No. 1772829

>>1772393
Incest? Woah hold up - she’s a spas but not that kind of spaz. Also don’t worry she won’t ever have kids. You need to get past the first date to have a shot.

No. 1772848

>>1772829
“Emotional Incest” is a different thing, where a parent places all their emotional bullshit on their kid and relies on them for support and advice like they would a friend or partner

No. 1773309

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I don't find her style spooky, creepy, strange, or unusual in any way. It's just ugly. I love antiques like these, especially dolls. But she's displaying them like they're in a store, not decorating with them. She already sleeps in a creep-o twin bed that's positioned directly across from this monstrosity… what a boring, sterile life.

She reminds me of someone who sees something they admire in someone, then goes out of their way to have more/do it better/liked it longer etc. than the original person. She can't just enjoy antique shopping, she has to hoard anything she finds. Can't just like plants, has to cover ONE CORNER of her home in them and act like the hugest PlAnT MoM of all time. For one corner, because even the plants are in their own display.

No. 1773371

>>1773309
It's definitely all very sterile looking and weird. The display would look better if she had some of her plants on the top of the shelves or something. kek at the granny bed though. It's weird how she keeps all her plants shoved off to one area too. It's like she has designated areas dedicated to specific "interests" that she formed from different ryans. Not creepy at all.

No. 1773420

I saw on one of her thirst traps that the drummer of the band Poison commented lol I’m pressed for time or else I’d post it myself.

No. 1773474

>>1773309
She displays this shit like it's on sale in an antique mall

No. 1773620

>>1773309
It's the same way she displayed her toys. She has no real heart in it. It'll be easy to box it all up and put it in storage when she finds a new hobby to be interested in.

No. 1773637

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>>1773309
How tasteful, gives me the girly version of this

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No. 1773787

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>>1773693
sleep paralysis demon

No. 1773889

>>1773787
More like facial paralysis demon.

No. 1774271

>>1773787
It's the pencil-thin lips with the abrupt lipstick line for me.

No. 1774430

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It takes her an hour to smear dark grey eyeshadow on her eyelids. Are we positive she isn't retarded?

No. 1774521

>>1774430
Pretty positive she was born emotionally retarded considering her mom doesn’t even like her. Tbh the first time I heard her talk I assumed she was retarded in some way. Her voice, cadence, weird lisp thing, everything.

No. 1775134

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Somebody call Milan!

No. 1775142

>>1775134
Nightmare fuel from a hot topic clearance bin.

No. 1775190

>>1775134
The way she poses her feet in the exact same position in every single photo fucking kills me kek

No. 1775304

>>1775190
Same pose, same face angle, same creepy grin. The whole outfit is a crock of shit but the boots are sending me. WHY.

No. 1775319

>>1775134
I've seen kids in kindergarten with the same "fashion style" when the parents allowed them to choose what they wanted to wear that day. That dress with tights and some black boots would be okay, but the amount of patterns is horrible and then the shoes.

No. 1775391

>>1775190
it’s giving some strip-mall “modeling school” course for pathetisad losers

No. 1775810

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Good for her. Maybe she'll throw herself into this and start feeling more confident and stop with the desperate thirst traps. Maybe she'll meet GymRyan and live happily ever after!

Maybe she'll never return after this one time and act like it never happened.

No. 1775942

>>1775810
>GymRyan

I wouldn't wish a gym dude on anyone, the most brainddead narcs of all men. Personality of an incel trapped in a decent body.

No. 1775964

>>1775942
That's sort of her type kek. It could actually work… someone as narc as her probably wouldn't notice or care as much how self-absorbed she is because he would be equally bad. They could exist together forever just not speaking and taking the same posed selfies.

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>>1775134
The way she stands in photos makes me always think of the tall Pixar penguin. She looks like she has flat feet, like a large webbed bird. Flippers is that what you call it? I agree with other observations she seems stunted in some capacity. Do we know if she has autism? She gives off autistic vibes with the all or nothing interests that she seems to suddenly adopt then dump after a year to so.

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But swiping on tinder for 6 hours or whatever she said is great way to spend her precious free time is good?? Dumbass.

No. 1776672

>>1776234

I was just thinking this. I don't say this normally but, girl, you're ~too~ present in every moment of your life lol. A few hours of escapism could be so good for her psyche. She takes everything so seriously and needs to loosen up, and a lot of philosophical life lessons she stubbornly turns up her nose at are heavily present in the media she avoids. Even if you don't want to do that, take a few classes and learn pottery or some shit damn.

An artist who creates without consuming has nothing to build a voice from. There's no depth or understanding. I can see why her "art" is so fucking boring and shallow and cookie cutter, and revolves around shopping displays. it's obvious the depth of the quotes she uses is beyond her, and she misinterprets them in super selfish ways. I'm still in awe she doesn't even read books, even non-fiction.

Homie needs to take some time once in a while to escape her Heather brain and take in other folks' experiences, holy shit she's just so much.

I seriously don't understand what she spends hours on outside of work. There's only so much swiping on 100 different dating apps, rearranging trinkets in your weird clinical space, repainting furniture, editing bland photos etc you can do. I'd go out of my mind with boredom.

No. 1776682

>>1776672
It's funny because she obsessively consumes objects, just nothing (media/art) she could learn anything from.

No. 1776718

>>1776682

when you are always in hustle mode, you never have a hustle mode. she needs to turn off sometimes

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No. 1777905

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No. 1777921

>>1777904
Well, acting like a deranged character from a Lifetime movie isn't exactly a turn-on for many men.

No. 1777945

>>1777906
Watch a movie. Read a book. Play video games. Or scroll on Tinder for 6 hours.

No. 1777968

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No. 1777977

>>1777968
>I gave you a LEAF
Wow a whole ass leaf? So rare and memorable, truly a once in a lifetime occurrence, how could he have let a true love like that go? Hard to believe she’s 30-something and acts like this.

No. 1778006

>>1777906
She still posts this shit even after admitting she leaves people's Instagram messages unread for over a year in favor of swiping on dating sites for 2 hours a night. Female anons have posted here before saying they got ignored too. Gee, wonder why you have no social life?

No. 1778036

>>1778006
Does anyone think that Heather is a pathological liar? Or is she just delusional?

No. 1778094

>>1777904
You could probably find this word-for-word on an incel forum.

No. 1778097

>>1777968
>I thought it would be a forever kind of love
>I hope I can find a love like that again
They were together for literally three months.

No. 1778342

>>1777968
Wait. A couple of days ago she was simping over some other ex that wasn't even an ex according to a mutual.
And now she is simping over Lurch who was 'pure evil' according to her not so long ago.
She giving me whiplash

No. 1778424

>>1778036
Little bit of both mixed with moderate autism.

No. 1778509

>>1778006
Don’t forget she has to block out a few hours to cry in various locations

>>1778036
>>1778424
I really think this is just BPD

No. 1778769

>>1777968
this made me kek HARD. Wasn't she shit talking him not too long ago?

No. 1779156

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Thirst trapping on the gram

No. 1779162

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She's back to thirst trapping with the black chicken mask and I have to post this screenshot, she looks so dumb

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No. 1779202

>>1779167
why is her mouth open like that, she looks so silly

No. 1779277

>>1779156
she looks just like that retarded velma from shayna's shane saga

No. 1779280

>>1779277
KEK yes!

No. 1779411

>>1779162
Chicken mask hahahaha
She looks crazy.
‘Just relax, I wanna peck you to death’
‘Give me chicken feed Daddy’
‘You like a big titty goff girl who identifies as a chicken every third Tuesday?’
‘Tell me you wanna buck buck me!’

No. 1779432

>>1769216
>spends TWENTY dollars on a DATING APP (?!!!)
>>1776234
>life is 2 short 2 play video gamesz!!!!!

her cognitive dissonance is truly remarkable

No. 1779842

>>1779162
>>1779167
$5 halloween clearance target mask, very sexy heather.

>>1779277
god, she does have the same crazy eyes and gaping fish mouth.

No. 1779863

>>1779162
Looks like a bird holding a little cracker in its beak.
So sexy and enticing kek

No. 1779959

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Girl, you SURE you don’t have a mental illness?!

No. 1779966

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>>1779411
Kek I’m here for ChickenHeather anon. Praying she finds the spooky goffik Ryooster of her dreams soon!

No. 1780018

Who is she even talking to?!

No. 1780038

>>1779959
>not ignoring
>openly admits to having an inbox full of unanswered DM’s from over a year ago >>1763800
Heather please you already told on yourself kek

No. 1780053

>>1779959
>i'm not mentally ill
heather…

No. 1780064

>>1779959
>This has cost me 2 relationships
What two relationships has she lost because she fell asleep? Her wording implies that it was directly as a result of her sleeping. The delusion continues.

No. 1780124

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context: some rando on tinder said he wasn't super into Halloween…

No. 1780129

>>1780124
please, someone tell me, what is she exploring? She doesn't read, watch or play, she sits in her car, crying and then is on tinder for 6+ hours, before she falls asleep. Where is the exploring? Did she take some time off and went, don't know, to Canada and explored creepy history there? I don't get it or am I missing something?

No. 1780137

>>1780129
Her answer to this question is always "exploring is about going on an adventure, and I have an adventure everytime I leave the house" or some dumb shit like that

No. 1780161

>>1779959
as opposed to sleeping artificially? what? why does she make falling asleep sound like such an unconventional process lol we all eventually will fall asleep, often while talking to people. i think what ruins your relationships is ~falling in love with your forever person soulmate~ after knowing them for 30 minutes and scaring them off but okay.

No. 1780282

>>1780129
She's just coping hard. I don't even recall her going much of anywhere lately either? Even when she does go it's usually the same few locations over and over.

No. 1780324

>>1780124
>even if it means never having friends or a man who loves me
The dramatics. Also check yourself Heather, you can’t say in one breath WHO WILL PLEASE DATE ME HERE ARE MY THIRSTY ASS BOOBS AGAIN and in another act aloof and like all you care about are your InTeReSts.

No. 1780448

>>1780324
>spends all free time lurking dating apps unsuccessfully
>run out of fresh meat, resort to thirst traps for validation
>none of the dudes in her dms meet her requirements
>back to spending all free time on dating apps
Sprinkle in a bunch of whining and complaining throughout this cycle and it's plain to see why her attempts always come up fruitless. Not to mention she's constantly calling other dudes like rumham "daddy" in the comments or roasting dudes who reach out to her publicly. She's so full of redflags only the most desperate men will still bother, all of which, apparently, aren't to her standard which we already know is questionable. She's doomed herself to femcel life.

No. 1780595

>>1780129
her hobbies are buying shit, hoarding shit, thirst trapping on main, and RyanQuest

No. 1780732

>>1780124
Heather needs to get a fucking diary or something because literally who is she talking to right now. Us? Her constantly whining about how unique and special she is and is too difficult for anyone to understand because of being so unique and special is so funny.
>>1780595
>RyanQuest
I died

No. 1781078

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It’s definitely because they have a problem with female bodies, it couldn’t possibly be because she’s an unhinged retard with the personality of a thumb.

No. 1781103

>>1781078
>Tasteful
>Target lingerie
>Crayon eyeliner
>Dollar store mask
>Thin-lipped open mouth
>Child's twin bed

No. 1781329

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There she goes wasting those precious 6 hours of free time.

No. 1781410

>>1781329
But she's too good for reading or videogames. Kek

No. 1781488

>>1781329
6+ hours wasted on scrolling through your phone, but I guess she is exploring something. I'd love to know what she talks about when she is on a date, except for her job, "being weird" and scrolling through her phone she doesn't do much.

No. 1781773

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>how weird I am
Literally ever single thing about her is so fucking boring.

No. 1781845

>>1781773 I mean she is fucking weird but not in the way she thinks

No. 1781963

>>1781329
>something neat
>like putting away laundry
Is this what she's referring to when she says she needs something more "real" than art and media?

No. 1782069

She has 6 hours a day to find them while trashing people who read, game, watch movies, create art, are their own person, and don't need her as their entire personality

No. 1782231

>>1782069
This. That’s the only “weird” thing.

No. 1782320

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I used to believe she had BPD but I actually think she may just be Autistic kek

No. 1782335

>>1781488
>I'd love to know what she talks about when she is on a date
I feel like she probably trauma dumps at least a little bit for pity point and goes on and on about the same three different places she's only ever "adventured", then to round it all out, talks in circles about how wacky, weird, and not like the other girls she is. She's so mind-numbingly boring and pretentious it's really no wonder most men ghost her or just use her for easy sex even though the moids she goes for are literally near bottom of the barrel.

No. 1782458

>>1782335
I have a feeling she also talks in great length about her dating history and how heartbreaking each breakup was for her. Trying to get pity but just coming off obsessive and sick.

No. 1782660

>>1760604
Super late but I'm sure her gofundme donators would love to know she wasted $10K on a storage unit. This pic should be shared anytime she asks for money in the future.

Also if it's not a haggeration and she really spent 10K on the unit, donating all of it instead would have been cheaper. But you do you heather, sure showed 'em.

No. 1782923

>>1760604
Somehow missed this post until now. So that huge collection is moved from a nice climate controlled storage nit to a musty basement for it to rot indefinitely while she begins an entirely new horde of shit. "No longer will I have my value determined by what I own" she says as she begins a collection anew just more "spooky". So stupid and wasteful.

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No. 1783018

>>1783011
The only reason I'm still here is because I'm waiting to see the weird stuff she is into. So far, there is nothing weird about her.

No. 1783060

>>1783018
She thinks visiting graveyards occasionally is the "weird stuff" lol

No. 1783067

>>1783018
no, see, she likes to go to cemeteries and buy creepy antiques
sorry you can’t deal with how incredibly radical and out there that is
in a town where the biggest industry is tours of a battlefield where thousands of people died horribly

No. 1783068

>>1783011
>no one will ever love me cause the weird stuff I'm into
>literally hundreds of ignored messages from people with the same interests
She truly is the only person on earth to have ever liked Halloween decor, graveyards, AND antiques all at the same time. She is such a rare and unique flower. You guys just wouldn't understand. Keeek

No. 1783073

>>1783011
If you were really into your "weird" stuff enough to sacrafice love for it then you should not ALSO be sacraficing happiness? Shouldnt your "weird" little collection bring you happiness? And if its not and youre blaming it for being single (which no heather, youre single because you are boring and annoying and have the personality of wet dirt) Then maybe get rid of that "weird" stuff that apperently isnt making you happy and even the reason you cant find happy!!

Am i crazy or is this girl retarded? Kek

No. 1783084

>>1783068
This.
And it's like I've been reading the same thread on repeat for the past… Idk how many threads. Since she became "goth".

No. 1783116

>>1783060
>>1783067
damn, you got me there, I thought she was weird for a second, then I remembered my 16 year old self walking over graveyards in the middle of the night. And honestly, I didn't feel weird back then, I just was a confused teenage goth. She must be one of the most boring persons in the world and there is nothing weird or interesting about her.

No. 1783227

>>1783084
She’s like a 17 year old trapped in a 32 year old woman’s body. She’s definitely a mix of immaturity & on the autistic spectrum. The inability to separate parts of her life is a tell tale sign m. Sudden obsessions & spending loads of money on that obsession & talking solely about that then dumping that & jumping on another obsession. Normal people can have relationships, & hobbies & a job. It’s like she has to have one or the other.

No. 1783670

>>1783227
I thought autistic people had consistent interests though

No. 1783726

>>1783227
But her obsessions are only surface level. She’s not passionately interested in plants or ghosts or whatever. The only obsessions she has are with men, she’s just interested in consooming niche shit as some kind of creepy shrine to whichever Ryan she absorbed the hobby from. This is my RyanZ tribute outing to the cemetery, this is my LurchRyan plant corner, this is my doll and mask collection for that one Ryan whose nickname I can’t remember…that’s not autism that’s pure cluster B bullshit.

No. 1783755

>>1783726
If she would be a scrote, she would have parts of every Ryan in her cellar. There must be something seriously wrong with her for not being able to find a relationship as I've never seen anyone try so hard and still be single.

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No. 1784348

>>1784327
She should really specify where she lived. Not to blog but ive lived here my whole life and have never seen literal human shit in the streets and everyone is really nice and polite. Kek

I think she is just playing up her boring life to seem more interesting but hey, what do i know?

No. 1784413

>>1783726
I agree she comes across way more BPD than autistic. She tends to pick up and drop hobbies very quickly, more to lure in Ryans than from genuine personal interest. Her various collections are just trophies of the men she collects, her true obsession. It's too bad BRyan turned out to be a dick, or we'd be getting milky meltdowns about how the "haters" don't understand her 3 wolf moon tattoo collection.

No. 1784415

>>1784348
She must've been in DTLA near Skid Row or maybe east LA, that's the only place I've seen stuff like that happening frequently.

No. 1784452

>>1784327
Yes all of California is a gang war infested, poop laden, kidnapper haven with drugs freely flowing throughout the streets.

>>1784415
No joke. Tbh, I think she's just blowing shit out of proportion again. It's like that time there was that shitty little graffiti tag some kid did by her house and she thought it was a gang related threat meant directly for her. She has some serious paranoia issues which unfortunately makes it difficult to take any of her real experiences or trauma seriously. Very boy cried wolf kind of issue.

No. 1784461

>>1784452
That tag on her garage door was the first thing I thought of when I read "gang members". Like how did she know they were gang members? Why would they abduct Heather? Stg I think she's getting worse, mentally.

No. 1784488

>>1784327
this is classic “oh, I was almost TRAFFICKED” nonsense from some Karen who saw two young men standing near her
kek the delusions of this camel

No. 1784552

>>1784327
I always thought California was one of the biggest states in the US, you can't tell me that the north of California is the same as the south and that every single city there has only people delivering you cakes full of dog poo and knives. It would be like me saying that, for example. UK is completely shit and you can't live there while reality is, there are different areas and different people everywhere. She would be one of those moms telling you not to play with some children because they have red hair because she had one bad incident ones in her life with someone who had red hair.

No. 1784624

>>1784552
It's a huge state, basically its own country. She had to be staying in a really shitty part of LA, SF or Oakland to deal with the stuff she's describing, or (more likely) she's larping. The funny part is central PA is arguably way more grim and depressing than CA. The opioid crisis hit that area really hard, there's a lot of poverty, economic depression, petty crime etc. It's weird she's pretending the entire state of California is a horrifying hellhole of human misery compared to…Gettysburg?

No. 1784629

>>1784624
She just can't afford to go on a real vacation because she wastes all her money on stupid shit and it's easier to act like she was traumatized by an entire state.

No. 1784742

File: 1678243396583.jpeg (303.37 KB, 1080x1919, 332785662_185726554164333_4303…)

One thing that Heather does that drives me insane is she asks for suggestions and then shoots down every single suggestion. Pic Rel and the next few as examples of this.

No. 1784743

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2/3 she does this anytime she asks for suggestions from her followers

No. 1784744

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3/3

No. 1784940

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I have to laugh…nobody gives a shit about whether you choose to wear the blandest, most boring, middle aged white bread clothes…it's just bizarre that you continue to perpetually insist that you've 'always been goth' while doing so

No. 1784999

>>1784940
>My style is all my own
I lol'd, she went on a Kohl's shopping spree but don't worry everybody, she can still be goth! She's such a fucking weirdo, this reminds me of a teenager with a pierced lip and a NOT A PHASE tshirt only it's the opposite. Get a grip girl, damn.

No. 1785002

File: 1678289668207.jpeg (332.49 KB, 1080x1919, 334197617_729017545614404_2520…)

The amount of drama she makes up in her mind is astounding.

No. 1785007

>>1785002
I'm in the minority here but I think her interests are cringe. I mean. Buying a cemetery sign.

No. 1785024

File: 1678291228871.jpg (279.8 KB, 1080x1919, 334280575_608611144030298_5510…)

>I need to lose 20 pounds
>Goes to gym twice
>Passes out on the floor eating junk food

No. 1785040

>>1785024
But it's vegan, nonna. Can't possibly be junk food. I wonder how much wine she consumed prior, if she did this sober that is far more embarrassing in my opinion.

No. 1785051

>>1785040
Does she drink?? I can't imagine her letting loose, she seems like the type to say "I don't like losing control of my body and I've just never liked the taste because I'm just a weird girl and that is another one of my quirks".

No. 1785069

>>1785040
>>1785051
She doesn't drink. In fact, she's extremely high-and-mighty about that fact.

No. 1785085

>>1785051
I can absolutely see that. 100%.
>>1785069
Jfc so she ate that entire bag of pizza rolls and passed out on her floor… sober. Yeah I can see why she can't a guy to hang around.

No. 1785093

>>1784327
I kinda wonder if she picked this up from Lurchryan, shitting on California is one of the top conservative guy pastimes.

No. 1785096

>>1784940
If you "don't even care," Heather, then why do you keep posting about it? Also:
>style
Where??

No. 1785101

File: 1678300902944.jpg (270.68 KB, 1080x1919, 334188821_6318419444835283_106…)

How the fuck does she go from this

No. 1785102

File: 1678300945527.jpg (391.73 KB, 1080x1919, 334711526_3450042568547586_801…)

to this

No. 1785105

>>1785102
Jesus Christ she looks sixty years old.

No. 1785166

>>1785101
Bitch shut the hell up that it's your stupid hobbies are the reason you have no human interactions or connections. Just accept your a stuck up bitch who ignores potential friendships.

No. 1785167

>>1785105
Being a miserable bitch can age a person.

No. 1785256

>>1785101
well, clearly whining on main is the absolutely best way to address that problem
going to a class or a meetup or volunteering is of course out of the question, because you need that time for moping, thirsttrapping, and
RyanQuest

No. 1785271

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No. 1785334

>>1785271
this is incredible. next thread pic for sure.

No. 1785337

>>1785334
Thank you, I’ll add to it by then. There are definitely more Ryans I could fit in there!

No. 1785340

>>1785337
>There are definitely more Ryans I could fit in
That’s what Heather said

No. 1785341

>>1785271
Nona, this is a thing of beauty!! I feel like Ryan Z should be the main big guy at the top, and I bet we can find pictures of other Ryans to fill in the rest of the characters.

No. 1785381

>>1785341
Thank you but you guys are right there’s definitely more potential here. And faces on the poster to cover, pretty sure Heather isn’t going to entertain a BlackRyan era!

No. 1785391

File: 1678337895549.png (805.53 KB, 647x641, trugoth.png)

>>1784940
Yes, everyone knows this is what REAL goths look like.

>>1785007
I'm into cemeteries and the like from a historical standpoint, but even I think her interest in it comes off very shallow and almost artificial. All she ever does is trample around the plots and take selfies or badly attempted aesthetic photography. Also? The cemetery sign she bought isn't anything special, it's honestly even kind of unsightly. Looks like something someone stole or found in the trash.

>>1785102
>>1785105
kek she wouldn't be out of place at bingo night at all. That's for sure. Maybe she could meet her fellow "goths" like her there too.

No. 1785459

I got some of the same hobby's as her and lived in a rural village of 1200 people and even I had friends and a relationship.

It's you Heather.you're the problem. Listen to Taylor!

No. 1785565

File: 1678378515004.jpg (61.47 KB, 332x531, spoop.jpg)

I'm surprised she posted this. She really does need to take better care of herself, stop eating junk food, and get serious about exercise. Damn girl.

No. 1785579

>>1785565
She looks perfectly fine.

No. 1785595

>>1785565
The facial expression is honestly the most upsetting part of this photo.

No. 1785604

>>1785565
I don’t think she’s gained a horrible amount of weight, my issue is all her style choices from the neck up need desperate help. Usually also from the neck down but at least here she looks normal.

No. 1785615

>>1784327
She was never SA'd, she cheated on the guy she was shacking up with in San Francisco. She screwed his best friend in his bed and guess who that was? Her ex-husband. She would publicly humiliate her ex on Instagram with Adam along side her. She never got out, she refused to leave the apartment and just gamed all day
Just look up Jill_BSAA or Kitty Ravage

No. 1785619

>>1785615
Is that in old threads?? I don't remember reading that. And wth, SF is lovely, she's so full of shit.

No. 1785631

>>1785619
Yes, like the first threads I believe. The person unfortunately couldn't provide proof of what she did, just could re account it because it happened in like 2012. And Heather is notorious for deleting anything that can lead to her being liar.

No. 1785731

>>1785565
She's gained a little as evidence of her ill fitting jeans, but honestly doesn't look bad. She just needs to learn how to dress herself if anything. The ugly granny tops coupled with the too tight skinny jeans and god awful mid-calf hiking boots do her absolutely no favors. The tank top is fine on it's own if she hadn't pulled it up to thirst trap her lil muffin top. kek

>>1785615
>>1785631
I'm semi new to her threads, but wow. So she's been a lazy (cheating) boy obsessed neet her whole life up until working at Target?

No. 1785769

>>1785615
so, she hates CA because of San Francisco.. I thought that place was quite nice, besides the horrible prices for flats and stuff like that. I need to read up on her drama, but I guess I might fall asleep by how boring she is.

No. 1785790

File: 1678403145955.jpg (246.9 KB, 1080x1919, 334252598_912755626516644_8020…)

The best basic California roll that would be impossible for even the most dangerous of retards to fuck up kek. What complex tastes! Yeah I like sushi I'm a WeIrDo

No. 1785804

>>1785790
Lmfao. With the imitation crab too? Oh heather! You weird bitch! You and your weird pallet being weird! Omg so quirky and different no wonder its hard for you to keep a BF!

Kek, all joking aside, this is hilarious. You cant even call that sushi. The fish flavored crab is cooked heather… idk if you know that.

No. 1785811

>>1785804
>best sushi came from giant
girl please I beg you go to a sushi place, you can do better than grocery store california rolls

No. 1785828

>>1785811
Ayrt. I never heard of Giant so i didnt even know that was grocery store sushi. I was seriously thinking it was a sushi resturaunt at the very least! That makes this whole thing all the more funnier. I couldnt imagine thanking and giving a shotout to my local grocery store for some california rolls.

Heather, you boring basic bitch, you are not single for the reasons you think.

Weirdly enough i dont hate this cow. I dont like her but she is surprisingly bearable on the only level a cow could ever be. Which is barely.

No. 1785838

>>1785790
that’s depressing

No. 1785853

>>1785828
I didn’t hate her until I went back to the first thread like another nonnie suggested and read about her California time, her “homelessness”, the gofundme… if the threads were super old I would be more understanding but they’re only three years old, this bitch is a cow and a half and I hate her full cow behavior. I believe she could be helped if she was honest with herself but she’s always going to be a victim and that’s disgusting.

No. 1785859

>>1785731
Yea, she bullied someone really bad as well. She had her one of her YouTube fans make a video of a whale and pasted this person's face on it calling her shamoo. Her old Twitter friends Mr and Mrs. gamer bullied her as well. She doxxed her as well and flat out just harassed this person. Thats why her Twitter kittyravage was set to private because she used that to mainly bully them. She mostly harassed them on PSN so there's no trail but it was pretty horrendous.

No. 1785869

>>1785828
ayrt and not surprised, Giant's regional kek think Safeway
I wouldn't even think they stock sushi

No. 1785873

>>1785811
>>1785828
OT but I’ve had nice grocery store sushi and terrible restaurant sushi before. Sometimes a grocery store will hire a good sushi chef in the deli. That just looks like a dry basic California roll though.

No. 1785978

>>1785790
thought she was vegan these days

No. 1786150

I'm so perplexed by her constant posting asking if anyone wants to be her friend/date her/meet up on x day, but meanwhile has DM notifications off and claims she never looks at DMs? Like how is that supposed to work?

No. 1786155

Im the anon youre all replying to.

>>1785873
Oh geez i guess i should go back and see that shit too. I hate people who play the eternal victim.
>>1785869
Ooohhh okay well ive heard of safeway. Kek!
>>1785853
Ive only eaten at a few sushi places but im VERY picky. And my small town save mart definetly doesnt have a sushi chef and only sells california rolls and other imitation crab variations that have no raw fish.(learn2integrate)

No. 1786158

>>1786150
She tells people that if they're interested they should comment on the post because she doesn't read her messages. My personal feeling is that she's just trying to get better post engagement stats by doing that, because she clearly DOES open her messages… how else could she share responses to the polls/"ask me anything" stories?

No. 1786309

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Why does she post almost the same exact thing every single day? It's not because she's just a big spooky lonely weirdo. Fuck she annoys me. She reminds me of Moaning Myrtle.

No. 1786313

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>Magically
That's the ONLY way she's ever going to make friends.

No. 1786328

>>1786309
most groups of people will accept people who show up, are friendly, and are generally engaged in the shared interest
people who whine on main about how nobody loves them boo hoo are doing themselves no favors in terms of gaining social acceptance

No. 1786331

>>1786328
and if she is just entering a group to find a relationship it won't work well. People in her age group already have friends or family and if not, they have been through some bullshit and will be very cautious about letting anyone new in their life. It's no problem to find someone to fuck for a few weeks, but with her whining and repetitive shit she won't be able to enter an existing social group.

No. 1786356

>>1786313
Thats her problem. She wants it to happen magically instead of putting in effort to atleast leave the house and go do something that will introduce her to people.

I feel like she would be an insufferable friend. The kind that cant talk unless its about them. Cant just delve into a subject without having some made up story that relates to it or an opinion that is exaggerated for no reason.

Heather is about as interesting as a wet sock thats been slapped on the sidewalk really hard.

No. 1786389

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The fact that she admits this every time is so cringe. Go in your fucking house man! Why sit in your car for an hour doing this?? And we all know she isn’t capable of putting her phone down.

No. 1786663

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No. 1786715

>>1786328
So many social rejects do this on their public profiles (boo hoo-ing about how nobody loves them) and then act mystified when nobody wants to hang out. Can they just not see that the complaining is a HUGE contributing factor to their continued social rejection? Like, how does she expect a potential connection to react after reading the self-pitying posts?

No. 1786926

>>1786663
Hahaha this is amazing!

No. 1787096

>>1786309
Honestly if I met someone who was into that I’d find it kinda interesting? Provided they were remotely likeable to be around in any way. I think that’s a pretty common view. She is intolerable

No. 1787567

File: 1678659349790.jpg (270.53 KB, 1080x1887, Screenshot_20230311-185347_Ins…)


No. 1787573

>>1787567
Therapy would be a good start. Posting like this on a daily basis is not healthy.

No. 1787630

>>1786715
she wants empathy from potential ryans who will swoop in and save her from loneliness.

No. 1787873

>>1787630
how’s that been working out for her, again?
at least HeatherMum got free

No. 1787908

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She would probably have to speak to someone whose really into US history or a social studies teacher. Knowing her she would find him boring or complain he's not spoopy enough for her.

No. 1787920

>>1787908
aren't there groups that only care about that specific topic, with guys replaying the civil war and women dressing up and stuff like that? I thought that was a thing and if it is, she could, well, join, maybe and there would maybe a guy and… okay, you are right, nonna, she would be so boring because she doesn't read any books and the guys there would mostly know much more than she does.

No. 1787973

>>1787920
Yeah there are groups like that. I'm assuming they would take it very serious. As much as it would be the best milk her joining a civil war reactment group sadly I don't think it would ever happen. That would require her to actually make connections with other people.Shes too lazy to go out of her way for that.

No. 1788028

Imagine being someone super into Civil War history and then meeting her and having to help set up her selfies around famous sites she doesn't have even a superficial knowledge of or appreciation for

No. 1788049

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Idk how to embed videos but she has this creepy minute-long story about how her fantasy is to see a cute boy in a store and talk to him and they exchange numbers and have their first date at the same store then fall in love and get married… in the same store… all while grinning maniacally from behind this plant. She needs to get some fucking help.

No. 1788077

>>1788049
Eagerly awaiting her Target wedding once her paid matchmaker finds her that big spooky magical warfag whose only interests are hoarding, sitting in her car, and taking pictures of her.

No. 1788079

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>>1788049
WOOF. I feel in 5 years I could check on this thread and it would be the exact same posts from her. Except more desperate and unhinged, with a triple digit Ryan Bodycount.
Has her IG always had this blurb? You'd think someone who complains daily of loneliness would deign to check her DMs.

No. 1788083

>>1788079
>>1786158
I think she's had it that way for awhile. Waiting for her to change it to "gothic plant mommy" soon though, pretty sure that will happy. And I don't believe she doesn't check her messages, she just doesn't respond. Or responds selectively.

No. 1788094

>>1788079
it's so sad she isn't German, we have the perfect dating platform for her, but, I forgot, she won't date among goths, because she is too weird for them and there aren't many guys named Ryan here.

No. 1788175

>>1787920
absolutely, and women cosplay as nurses and vivandières and bystanders and even as women masquerading as men to fight
Camel could NEVER and would never be able to get the clothes right

No. 1788205

File: 1678744973320.jpg (84.45 KB, 471x668, woe.jpg)

>>1788175
Now I want her to do it… she would just wear a hideous Target prairie dress and Journeys embroidered Doc Martens, not talk to anybody at all, act like a lusty creep, and then post 6,000 stories about how she wasn't accepted into their community.

No. 1788206

File: 1678744858869.jpg (84.45 KB, 471x668, woe.jpg)

>>1788175
Now I want her to do it… she would just wear a hideous Target prairie dress and Journeys embroidered Doc Martens, not talk to anybody at all, act like a lusty creep, and then post 6,000 stories about how she wasn't accepted into their community.

No. 1788252

File: 1678773173085.png (1.16 MB, 675x976, pleaseheather.png)

>>1788205
Just imagining this is entirely too funny to me too anon. I hope she links up with some cringey reenactor ryan. He could even be the soul of her ghost boyfriend reborn!

No. 1788296

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>>1788049
Here you go, Nonnie.

No. 1788355

>>1788175
>>1788205
>>1788252
that no one has ever suggested to her to be part of something like that, it's so sad, I would love to see her trying to sew her own dress and crying in the car because it's all so hard

No. 1788416

>>1788296
Thank you nona! It's even worse the second time, the lisp and how she gets more excited about her "cute guy", telling everyone to pray for her. It reminds me of a 10-year old girl with braces playing MASH at a sleepover.

No. 1788558

>>1785565
What?? She looks normal. She’s a normal weight. I will say this you are the one with the issue if you look at a woman the size of Heather & act as if she’s morbidly obese… in this instance you are a stupid cow…

Heather is an attention seeker. She doesn’t want to do any work herself to improve her life. As that would require actually going out & making an effort. She’s always posting these self pity billboard signs on IG, every other day, as she likes receiving messages from followers to boost her fragile ego. She blanks the ‘unattractive’ men that reach out as she sees them as beneath her, I really thinks she’s holding out for a ‘cute guy’ to slide into her DMs after the latest pity party.

No. 1788646

>>1788558
Nta but no one acted like Heather was morbidly obese, you lardass. But she's not at a "normal weight" either. She's chubby.

No. 1788687

>>1788049
>>1788296
to be fair she said "historic site" not "store" kek

doesn't stop that whole thing from being creepy but

No. 1788701

File: 1678839230779.gif (1.7 MB, 238x178, creepy-guy-behind-plant.gif)

>>1788296
This is all I could see when I watched this.

No. 1788708

>>1787908

lol the problem is those folks are actually concerned with the history and would want to talk about it, not just romantically viewing the aesthetic. heather hates learning.

No. 1788735

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Trying to make it sound like she isn't from Westmoreland county or some shit where the worst thing to happen is the WASPY rise in the opioid epidemic.

No. 1788790

>>1788687
You’re right, my bad.

>>1788701
This is perfection kek

No. 1788837

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No. 1788871

File: 1678858572669.png (1.27 MB, 674x976, 1678773173085.png)

>>1788252
Its a love story

No. 1788906

>>1788296
>>1788701
>>1788871
nonnies ya'll are kiling me rn. keeek

No. 1789079

>>1788735
I wonder if she is true petite or just normal but fits in a small so thinks she is "tiny" because girl looks 5'2"-5'4" and about 120lbs which is average for a woman.

No. 1789080

>>1789079
Samefag, not that it matters, but using the word "tiny" is such a cope though. Im a very small person but i never use the word "tiny" when referring to myself. Feels stupid and belittling. Sorry for the bligpost…

No. 1789110

>>1789079
She's supposedly 5' though I can't be bothered to go look back through threads for further info.

No. 1789310

>>1789079
if she's 5'2"-5'4", she's definitely closer to 140-145lbs currently. Nothing too crazy, but she's definitely slightly chubby for her height and has pretty stocky looking legs.

>>1789110
ngl she seems like the type that would lie about being slightly shorter than she actually is for the "smoll bean" rp. She's definitely fairly short though judging by her proportions.

No. 1789321

>>1789110
Ayrt
Hmm thats interesting. We need a picture of her standing next to a counter, car, park bench or landmark, and an autistic nonnie willing to do the math.
>>1789310
Yeah thats what im saying. Too many women glorify being "smaller" like it automatically makes them more attractive or superior than other women. Usually people who focus on and talk about their "tininess" arent that tiny in my experience and are often bigger than i am. Sometimes it feels pedophilic the way some women try and shill themselves as small.

And i dont doubt our super unique and special butterfly girl needs more things to make herself interesting or desirable? She is so fucking annoying i cant stand it lol

No. 1789737

File: 1678990891647.jpg (85.05 KB, 1080x703, Screenshot_20230316_141948_Fac…)

Someone who gets what? If I stepped in a puddle as deep as she is it wouldn't even get my sock wet

No. 1789744

>>1789737
Love that she makes the time to throw it out there to the universe almost every single day that she is depressed and lonely but it's not occurred to her to simply see a therapist to address the depression. She sincerely believes that the only reason she's depressed is because she doesn't have a boyfriend.

No. 1789771

>>1789744
Yes she needs therapy for a long time but she claims she's not mentally ill. She's very in denial.

No. 1789772

>>1788355
I've always been surprised she hasn't tried doing Civil War re-enactments. They're a huge thing in that area, lots of spooky ghost potential, and lots of men involved in that scene (new Ryans to meet?) There are also a lot of outdoorsy hobbies like skiing, hiking, fishing etc. where she could meet men. She's truly a lazy shut-in for sitting at home swiping on her phone all day and complaining she can't meet anyone.

No. 1789789

Heather needs to rip a huge bong or take mushrooms or acid and analyze herself.

No. 1789898

The AI bros have now invented a bot to automate men's dating app messages for them, so Heather's two hours a night swiping on dating apps will now be even more fruitless since a percentage of the men on there will not even be replying to you themselves.

No. 1789954

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Doesn't she get tired of thinking this way every second of every day?

No. 1790023

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Clearly not since it's cross-platform. I know so many people into the same weird stuff but are interesting and actual in depth whole human adults

No. 1790054

File: 1679025345280.png (130.01 KB, 685x626, laurenboebert.png)

>>1789789
She needs therapy not to get high and lay about swiping on apps and eating more junk food. Some kind of anxiety meds might help with her obvious paranoia, but I could see her getting addicted. She already looks like a suburban opioid mom.

Kept seeing articles about Lauren Boebert and kek Heather's aesthetic really gives more "conservative mom" than it does quirky graveyard goth.

No. 1790149

>>1790054
Lmao I see it. They're also very close in age too.

No. 1790196

>>1789954
>>1790023
doesn't she have this groundbreaking realisation every second day? Nonnas saying that she needs therapy are so right, she needs therapy and to stop posting online every minute of the day.

>>1790054
had to look her up, but I see it, too. Heather would need some practice looking so angry all the time, but the rest, she has already mastered that.

No. 1790207

For the love of God it's not her hobbies. It's her energy vampire type personality. She seems like the type that can literally suck the fun out of every situation. She's not even weird.
And she is so judgemental. She has a specific type of guy in mind and has to fit in this tiny box she created for herself. She wants a tattooed emo looking guy and o ly wants to do what she wants. That will text her constantly. She views everyone as a "normie" and thinks she some special gift to the world bc she likes antiques and graveyards.
She sucks as a person and will forever blame being an outcast on her "hobbies". She's boring ASF!

No. 1790260

>>1789789
I like this. Although I think she would absolutely lose her shit if she took mushrooms kek

No. 1790261

>>1789789
I like this. Although I think she would absolutely lose her shit if she took mushrooms kek

No. 1790315

>>1789954
But doesn’t she think that every day? She must have posted this sentiment a hundred times by now, it’s like 50 First Dates but it’s just Heather waking up alone, reset to Debbie Downer unwilling to help herself improve her own life & wants SuperRyan to fix her life.

No. 1790357

>>1789954
Omg she is a broken record!!! Heather your fucking hobbies are not even remotely weird what so ever. You just suck as a person! She always blames something else for her failures in life. I think she said the same when she was into the vintage toys and kawaii stuff.

No. 1790379

>>1789954
God, she wants to be a victim so bad. I think this is her cope for being unable to form normal adult relationships. I'm starting to agree with the anons who think she's on the spectrum.

No. 1790558

Heather is the female version of kingcobraJFS. Always complaining about not being able to find a partner. Ryan is her Ozzy.

No. 1790630

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literally every day now…it's incredible that she's evidently this miserable but won't try anything new / proactive to address her problems.

No. 1790639

>>1790630
I'm sick of her lol. I think her followers on instagram are sick of her too.

No. 1790677

>>1790558
She's a sexy goth bad girl. I wonder if she smells like tactical bath bombs

No. 1790737

>>1790630
I can’t even follow this thread anymore, she’s too boring. She’s like an AI generating endless tiny variations on the same prompt. Same boring selfie at slightly different angle, same rambling caption about having weird hobbies and no friends, rinse repeat for eternity. I’ve never seen someone so locked in the same obsessive thought/behavior pattern yet so unwilling to seek help. She’s low key one of the most unhinged cows here.

No. 1790781

>>1790677
how dare you, noona, she only smells like patchouli and if you don't like that, she is way to special and weird for you

No. 1790921

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>>1790737
Heather be like

No. 1791253

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No. 1791271

>>1791255
Aside from being kinda lame what’s wrong with what he said? She’s so prepared for rejection she sees it everywhere, it’s like she’s trying to sabotage every encounter before it even starts. And her understanding of humor/flirting is Vicky-level

No. 1791272


No. 1791279

>>1791271
Right? These moids are clearly just making small talk based on whatever BS she wrote in her bio. She’s not having any luck on the dating apps because she’s socially retarded with zero conversational skills.

No. 1791374

>>1791253
>>1791255
BOTH of these are tame, and I'm 100% sure the second one is a repost of a comment she's gotten before, so not even new

it was tame then and it's tame now

No. 1791470

yeah, both look like a way to start a conversation based on what she wrote about herself… what are her expectations? small talk and awkward jokes are kinda expected to move towards knowing each other.
also, her hobbies are not weird/unique, a lot of people like those like other nonnas said - for example, graveyards are popular among goths, photographers, urban explorers, larpers, amateur historians.. I bet every time she tries to mingle with others she MUST declare herself the most weird and special. That is a loner incel mindset lol.

No. 1791482

>>1791253
Oh no, not Netflix! How boring and lame of him.
She's awfully judgemental for someone constantly screaming victim.
This bitch knows they make historical dramas, right? I swear she has zero imagination. She legit thinks shes too good and "weird" to watch a damn movie. Exhausting behavior.

No. 1791500

>>1791256
But will you stop using them or alter your behaviour at all? No

No. 1791531

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>>1791255
This is literally just flirting and trying to show interest in her soooo weird picrel interests

>>1791253
>located in Washington D.C.
>DC is 84.8 miles from Gettysburg
>mfw you set your radius to within 100 miles and still can’t find a spooky Ryan who wants a big titty goff mommy gf

No. 1791544

>>1787908
This is not out of the realm of normal for Central PA. Central PA anon here, husband grew up next to Antietam, did re-enactments, worked at several historical locations as well. Living in this part of the country the civil war is really part of the culture so people young and old are interested in it. Metal detecting for relics is really popular, going to Gettysburg is popular. I mean my husband took me on a kayak trip down Antietam creek and you pass the battlefield and he told me all about it, and he’s just about to turn 28. Sorry for the blogpost but what she is looking for is entirely common in these neck of the woods.(no1curr)

No. 1791551

>>1791544
sage your post, this isn't your blog

No. 1791573

>>1791255
>>1791253
What does she want these guys to do? If they joke about her hobbies as an icebreaker to encourage her to talk about it, that's unacceptable? If they even ask her about it that's crossing a line? I don't understand how she expects men to behave.

>>1791544
Should have saged but thanks for the info nonnie. I feel like Heathers too vapid to gel with historical reenactors. If her man asked her on any of those dates, she'd dump him for being a "typical hiker guy." Metal detecting and kayaking is too outdoorsy, not spoopy enough kek. She doesn't enjoy anything except lurking around graveyards and antique shopping.

No. 1791631

>>1791623
lmfao oh dear heather..

No. 1791632

>>1791623
Thanks, Sapphire.Laura2000@gmail.com. Kind of an odd email address for a guy, wouldn't you say?

No. 1791633

>>1791623
omg what a psycho bitch and she sent a photo of HER BREASTS good on you for teaching that witch by sharing that photo of her breasts with everyone
get out moid

No. 1791635

>>1791623
What the fuck? This isn't a nude archive, you stupid fucking man. Kill yourself

No. 1791751

Heather is absolutely a fucking cow and I despise her behavior, and I was actually amused by the part that said she kept dating apps running while dating a Ryan because that would seem to check, but even she doesn’t deserve this bullshit. Not saying too much bc I don’t want to fuel her victim mentality but the moid could have come here and spilled a little milk without being a total fuck. Also it definitely seems like a vendetta post anyways so gtfo scrote or bitch or whoever you are. Retardation to the max. Nobody is here to see boring mopey heather’s tits ffs.

No. 1791788

>>1791751
and the double-standard of getting mad at him for getting one message amid her many that she would be getting

all of it sounds believable, even the "getting very sexual very fast" vibe

ruined by posting her tits, gg ryan, if you are a ryan

No. 1791849

>>1791788
Okay, I'll bite. I missed the moids post, what did he say? I know he posted a lewd of her, but it sounds like he had some milk

No. 1791986

>>1791849
I wanna know so bad too.

No. 1792034

>>1791849
Same curious what was said in the post, if the pic was actually her/context behind it, also the weird Sapphire.Laura2000@gmail.com if it was a cowtipper or catfisher… or both; cattipper/cowfisher?

No. 1792050

I should have taken a screenshot but he basically said that he was one of her Ryans and that her phone was always going off with notifications from dating apps, but his went off once and she got pissed off at him. And that she has sex really fast, talks about masturbating a lot during the day and at work at Target, and is a "freak in the sheets" or something like that.

No. 1792068

>>1792050
I'm not surprised about the last part kek she seems like the kind of person who makes a normal first impression but when you get to know her she's an insane freak. I mean these threads are proof

No. 1792101

>>1791849
He didn't. He just said he matched with her on tinder and sent him a nude and told him she masturbates a lot lol. And that her phone was blowing up with dating app notifs. No milk really just a stupid ass moid. We don't want them to feel encouraged to come here

No. 1792106

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>>1792050
Heather being a "freak in the sheets" gives off more of a Brenda from Scary Movie 2 vibe

No. 1792199

>>1791256
She’s a mean one Mr Grinch….
Whines about being alone. Gets a little bit of interaction & shits all over them as if she’s too good for their responses…
It’s either or. Can’t be both.

No. 1792247

>>1792050
>talks about masturbating a lot during the day and at work at Target
I think this is her most recent moid who she said was a jerk. Sounds like he was sexting her and then trying to spin it like she did it unprompted. We have all chatted to and dated males here, you're not fooling anyone BRyan.

No. 1792356

>>1792247
Don’t sext moids. Don’t send nudes to moids. Don’t tell moids your masturbation habits. Don’t send moids anything you don’t want seen by the general public or their nasty moid friends. Don’t trust moids.

No. 1792385

the "worst dates I ever went on" stories she has up rn are both stories she's told before, in this same way (sitting in her car after work rambling) only about a month ago…
honestly my main takeaway, both then and now, is how pathetic it is that her go-to place to take a date for dinner…is Sheetz.

No. 1792387

>>1792385
I really thought she reuploaded her old videos because she told this story word for word before.

No. 1792444

>>1792356
100% agree, but we know Heather is a silly billy who doesn't seem to understand men or people in general. Nothing to do with an interaction with a male will be private. Love that this moid is trying to act like she randomly sent him nudes when we know men start trying to solicit nudes from girls when they are like 9 kek

No. 1792558

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Femcel Heather posted this yesterday on IG. I forgot to post it and now I noticed she deleted it from her stories.

No. 1792603

>>1792444
It wouldn’t matter either way because Heather is old enough to know better than to send them, especially since she’s spent 6 hours a day on these apps for the past four years? Tbh it makes a lot of sense, she is so so so desperate for male attention but has the personality of a wet napkin. Promiscuity is probably the most effective way she knows to keep their interest. That said men do not come to women’s gossip boards to post the tits of a random Tinder hookup for… clout? Not even the most BPD man alive and sapphire.laura2000 is definitely a cattipper/cowfisher.

No. 1792613

>>1792603
I'm glad my cattipper/cowfisher gained some traction pmsl

No. 1793263

>>1792101
I don’t think having a high sex drive is salacious gossip, but it does make me wonder if she was taught growing up that sex has to be with a super special person you’ll be with forever. If I just wanted to hook up but had to delude myself into thinking every partner was ‘the one’ to feel okay with it I’d be pretty insane too.

No. 1793281

>>1793263
That makes good sense, I'll bet you're right.

No. 1793774

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>controversial
Is she serious? Does she think that anyone thinks getting healthy is controversial? Where is this coming from?

>I don't need to validate healthy changes in my life to ANYONE

And yet…

No. 1793777

>>1793774
Someone probably replied "you're perfect just the way you are" on one of her posts talking about changing her diet so now she's got to remind us how persecuted she is.

No. 1793809

>>1793774
This just screams unhinged to me. She's clearly lashing out at 1 person who dm'd her, because she's only posted about her diet on her stories.

No. 1793837

>>1793809
Oh I thought she was talking to us kek

No. 1794002

>>1793774
Can this girl even cook breakfast or take a shower without it being some grand act of defiance?

No. 1794705

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She deleted this quickly. It's been a minute before she went on this rant.

No. 1794733

>>1794705
Let's take a peek at the life "we" don't want her to have…
>No friends whatsoever
>Pumped and dumped by a dozen men
>Addicted to her phone
>No hobbies
>No personality
>Apartment full of junk
>Wardrobe exclusively purchased at Target
>Overweight and gaining
She's right. I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy

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No. 1796235

>>1794733
Hmmm I would edit this
Let's take a peek at the life "we" don't want her to have…
>No friends whatsoever (agreed - deliberately isolates herself until it’s a ‘cute guy’)
>Pumped and dumped by a dozen men (it’s 2023 so implying any woman for sleeping with men is a little incel like of you … just saying)
>Addicted to her phone (yes!)
>No hobbies (she’s addicted to her screen time on social media)
>No personality (she has some sort of personality but what that is … )
>Apartment full of junk (I wouldn’t call it junk, each to their own, she’s an impulse buyer)
>Wardrobe exclusively purchased at Target (nothing wrong with that)
>Overweight and gaining (would we say she’s overweight? She looks normal to me)
She's right. I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy

No. 1796269

>>1796235
Nobody asked for your personal opinions and Heather is, factually, a chunk.

No. 1796423

>>1796235
the fuck is this, nobody cares anon kek

No. 1797695

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Holy shit what’s with this tits out stance.

No. 1798042

>>1797695
Peacocking for Ryans!

No. 1798126

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Any time Heather even smiles any more she just looks like a creepy stalker. I think because it's always the same exact smile, the same exact head tilt. She smiles like someone else is taking her picture, it's so fucking weird. Imagine being a Ryan waking up and seeing this.(fanart)

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No. 1798392

>>1796269
Every comment here is a personal oponion you scrote. Get fucked.(sage your shit)

No. 1798412

>>1798135
okay this one did make me kek a little. Reminded me of that weird clip she posted where she was lurking behind her plant.

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>>1797695
She reminds me of Kevin Gibes

No. 1799012

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>since people have always complained about my name
Literally who

No. 1799048

>>1799012
Kek I was about to post this to ask why every single thing she does has to start with negativity. The problem is you Heather.

No. 1800208

It's that old nonsense where she was desperate to fit into the urban explorer community for a while and got convinced the community was shunning her for… reasons I guess. I'm sure she just wasn't getting attention from the "right people."(sage your shit)

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Stupid comments she received on her latest post. Top dude has been flirting on her posts. Definitely she won't bother with him. The guy saying fools cracked me up.

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from a late night rant a few days ago, in which, while complaining about how she can't get a bf who is to her exact specifications, she also mentioned that one of the reasons owl!Ryan broke up with her was because their hobbies were "fighting for domination."

No. 1802480

>>1801857
Not surprised at all. She wants a man who's life revolves around her and everything she does. I can't imagine staying sane with someone like that.

No. 1806556

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I wonder if she has pictures of anyone but herself on her phone and laptop.

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Has she unlocked a new level of pathetic with this one?

No. 1807048

>>1806996
she has to do something about that positively tragic hair

and worse personality

No. 1807114

>>1807048
She seems too OCD to ever change it. Aside from the wondrous, life-changing idea to part it on the side instead of the middle, she hasn't always looks the same. She's called her ugly grey eyeshadow her "signature look" before so I'm assuming she thinks that her hair is also some kind of signature style.

At this point I think she should be with ProJared. They're perfect for each other; they both have terrible style, no personality, and they're both completely self-obsessed.

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(1/2)

No. 1807609

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>Continues the dating app hunt in spite of multiple announcements that she's "done"
>Gets offered $600 for content
>Tells creep she's saving herself for someone special out there
>Definitely knows her worth and it's more than $250-600
>Immediately gives it up for free any time a new Prince Ryan enters the picture
>Gets dumped shortly after and is Ryan-less and $600-less

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Already deleted. Please seek help.

No. 1808038

>>1807807
i'm not normally one to say kys but she will never be happy without serious medical help, which she won't get because she has zero self-awareness and emotional intelligence. its just pathetic at this point. what a waste of life.

No. 1808061

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Aaand she's back to thirst trapping.

No. 1808436

>>1806556
>>1806996
>>1807606
>>1807807
>>1808061
She might be the most repetitive and dull cow there is at this point. The only time she produces milk is when she's latched onto a new Ryan and begins mirroring his interests. She just posts endlessly in these circles, it's almost a little maddening.

No. 1808766

>>1808436
Yes and I used to think she was just a bit of a sheltered, Christian late bloomer, but now I think there's something actually wrong with her. This endless cycle is giving 'soft-headed'.

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No. 1808944

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No. 1809040

>>1808943
Isn't she like the worst cook ever?

No. 1809276

>>1808943
>writing that she "knows how to please" on the internet
>expecting this to appeal to anyone except the worst scrotes
>leaves people ignored in the requests folder for a literal year
>be alone until she "gets to that level" with someone (logic failure, how can you be alone while also getting to a level with someone?)
>also fall head over heels with any fuckboi within days
>never actually get to know the guy, his personality or interests at any point
i wonder why this keeps going wrong. She wants a serious relationship while also jumping for any idiot, she wants a deep relationship while never trying to get to know anyone, she wants someone with similar interests while leaving those guys all unread

No. 1809448

>>1808943
most people who are looking for a partner are looking for someone who doesn’t scorn basic fun activities like watching a movie or going out for dinner, hope this helps, Heather

No. 1809479

>>1808944
Absolutely absurd that she makes posts like this and flat out refuses to accept that she's mentally ill. kek

No. 1809729

>>1808943
>>1808944
bunny boiler energy. this is why no serious ryan is interested. she advertise herself as someone who would be willing to sleep with anyone as long as they lie to her about big goffik love. please respect yourself!
she seems to be too inpatient for seriuous relationship. like a teenager.

No. 1809781

>>1808944
Despite documenting most of her boring life online, I've never seen any evidence – ever – of Heather actually making an effort to connect with another person.
Her Ryan-hopping stints do not count.

No. 1809907

>>1808943
>because this girl ain’t settling for anything less than girlfriend status. And I’ll be alone as long as it takes to reach that level with someone

This is telling. I get not wanting to date fuckboys and looking for something serious. But for Heather this means she wants the relationship to be uncomfortably intimate immediately. She goes on one date and now she is his girlfriend, they are in SO in love, and and from this point on their lives shall revolve around each other. Except we live on Earth and nobody actually wants this or is prepared for this.

No. 1810025

>>1808943
Heather leads one of the most miserable lives as a cow. She can't even fake having a contempt life in the easiest way possible- online. The internet is a playground for attention seekers with the personality of hotdog water yet she only uses it to go on about how desperate she is. She shoots down every chance at resolution someone tosses her way in favour of being insufferable. Like what's the point? What exactly is her endgame as she approaches her 40's while being emotionally arrested at 13? When is she going to stop blaming her lack of a social life on her generic, not unique in any way "hobbies" and realize no one wants to be involved with a headcase who needs to adopt other people's traits trying to seem mildly interesting? It's all so bleak…

No. 1810392

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Nobody cares about your FUCKING BORING SIGN Heather! Fuck! She is absolutely deluded.

No. 1810418

What's up with that picture straight down into her boobs?!
She wants a "real" bf but she acts like a complete slag on the internet.

No. 1810479

>>1809907
The worst part is the only time you will get an insincere, love at first sight whirlwind experience is when some sociopathic conartist is lovebombing you, before shortly turning into his true asshole self once you're hooked. Generally those guys will be emotionally or physically abusive dossers. She's actually lucky that her relationships are short because from my research, relationships with lovebombing sociopaths always turn out absolutely horrible.
She doesn't actually understand a healthy relationship is a shared interest, and is slow, same as platonic friendship, slow is normal. all the bangs and whistles she wants are actually the worst red flags.

No. 1810495

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which Ryan was this? I honestly cannot keep track.

No. 1810551

>>1810495

Judging by the fact that she ghost censored his hands kek… a Ryan with hand tats?

No. 1810579

>>1810495
pretty sure it's BloodRyan/Lurch

No. 1810632

>>1810495
>>1810579
I think it's Lurch too, she dressed super basic jeans and black t-shirt around him all the time to mirror his style. Now she's easing back into her ugly old lady Target wardrobe again. She wore a lot more of her clashing killstar stuff back with the other ryans and didn't have those ugly dull grey glasses yet.

No. 1810891

>>1810479
I mean I'm sure shes the one love-bombing too and then her insecurities come out and she acts bonkers

No. 1811390

Does she have no goals in life? Why is she still working at Target at her age? There's other jobs she can do that lead towards actual careers even if she doesn't have hard skills or access to a higher education.(sage your shit)

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No. 1811469

>>1811461
I have had to stop looking at her thread because she is ALWAYS like this, I lowkey can’t believe she was married because it’s such a pity party all the time. She’s not been shunned from every community for no reason. The only community she ever got into seemingly due to her own interests and not boys (retro toys) she had a growing YouTube channel with sponsors and people who wanted to be around her. She got into urbex for a Ryan, she got into creepy for a Ryan, she got into killstar and plants for Ryans …oh wait sorry I forgot she was actually goth in high school, maybe she should post the same goth hs photo she has posted 40 times. The reason she feels “shunned” is because people can tell instantly if you’re into something for the right reasons.

No. 1811509

>>1811469
I think I'm about done too. It's not even milky, it's just maddening, boring, and repetitive. Even her selfies are the same, same creepy smile, head cocked to the same side, same dull eyeshadow.

No. 1811528

>>1811509
Yeah I think Heather is the first cow who broke me. I had to stop following her threads months ago bc her feed is just. too. tedious. Whatever disorder she has keeps her in these maddening mental masturbation loops she can’t escape, and you slowly go mad watching her repeat the cycle over and over. I kind of get why Shaytards act the way they do now, these cows really do be giving us vicarious brain damage

No. 1811530

>>1810479
>The worst part is the only time you will get an insincere, love at first sight whirlwind experience is when some sociopathic conartist is lovebombing you, before shortly turning into his true asshole self once you're hooked.

You mean, exactly what Heather does every time a Ryan glances her way? She’s the con artist in this equation.

No. 1811546

>>1811463
>been scrolling all day
>why isn’t a social life materializing

what a dimwit, she will never change. It’s maddening just looking at her thread once in a while, imagine actually knowing her, I’d fuck off too

No. 1811560

>>1811461
>>1811463
The first post is such a cope. God look at the disparity between these two alone…how many mood swings can she go through while having that dead eyed face? I truly wonder what disorders she has. She's stunted and stuck living like a giant 13 year old.

No. 1811632

>>1810479
Healthy relationships with moids don't exist you dumbass

No. 1811644

>>1811560
I was thinking the exact same thing. Brag about how awesome your life is being friendless, while also wishing you had friends? That’s such a turnoff. Her attitude proves she doesn’t value relationships, she wants to collect them like plants.

No. 1811930

>>1811530
True that they lovebomb each other, but things can get very dark with sociopath moids. The worst one I read years back was after the lovebombing, marriage etc they broke up, he got shared custody of the kid and took out life insurance on this toddler, who subsequently drowned in the moid's care. This is the kind of man she chases since normal men don't put on a massive con and fake personality in order to snare a victim with the intention of draining resources/finances/labour from them.
>>1811632
I think they can, the same as healthy samesex friendships can exist, everything doesn't have to be a bpd masterclass but certainly it always is for our resident cows

No. 1812630

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Who is this picture even for?

No. 1813582

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Goddamn this bitch is boring as fuck. I have no idea why I keep praying she hurries up and gets a new Ryan, I already know what will happen exactly but come on already.

No. 1814393

Toyfag here, does anyone have any vintage toy creators they recommend? As much as a lolcow as heather is i miss her toy videos lmao

No. 1815041

There's no one quite like Heather on YouTube. I admit I loved Heathers YouTube bc she was a walking shit show that had a hobby I liked lol. Oh I miss those days lol. Her mess of a room that she refused to show. Always getting a project that she never finished. The awkward interactions with her now ex-husband. The freak out over the one negative comment she read. And so on. And repeat. She's been the same since day one. But instead of YouTube videos and vintage toys it's Instagram stories and plants.
I will say I am proud that she proved her dick head ex-husband wrong by driving and having her own apartment.

No. 1815662

>>1812630
This is so unflattering. Heather does the creep smile that trannies do when they think that's how women smile.

No. 1815701

>>1815662
That is so accurate!

No. 1816022

Does anyone know why she's so boy obsessed at her age and acts like a teenage girl in general? Is it to fill a void by looking for cheap thrills, addiction to the chase and dating game, or is she some nympho? Plus all the dramatics about doing simple things in life and oversharing on social media…
I know anons suspected mental illness(s) but what kind is it? What could possibly cause such a childlike state of mind? I cannot believe this woman makes 60k a year at Target and lives on her own with the meltdowns she has. Excuse me, I'm just kind of fascinated with her. She's so bizarre. I haven't really seen anyone act like this at her age.

No. 1816089

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>>1816022
We're not supposed to armchair, but I think it's pretty obvious that there's some kind of cluster B personality disorder on display.

No. 1816249

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Which Ryan was this and why does she share old pictures so much.

No. 1816253

Pretty sure it's Lurch. She's obsessed with him and super jealous that he has a new girlfriend that he does all the things with and not her!(sage your shit)

No. 1816380

When is this bitch going to fuck another Ryan?

No. 1816476

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>>1816249
I think it might actually be a new picture. She also posted this one, interspersed with other pictures from today. You can see in the bottom corner of this image that she's wearing the same flannel and pants as in some earlier selfies from today.

No. 1816481

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One of the selfies in question.

No. 1816546

Did she change her handle?

No. 1816700

>>1816546
…no?

No. 1817054

>>1816476
It's hard to tell, it definitely could be new but all of her pictures and outfits look the same to me. It's either Little House on the Prairie potato sack dresses from Target, assorted Target hiking mom outfits, or black ripped jeans and her little Journeys flower Docs that she probably calls "combat boots".

No. 1817523

>>1816380
I definitely think there is a new Ryan from her most recent story sets. The clock Ryan.

No. 1817547

File: 1682779437859.jpg (126.72 KB, 720x1280, 904C737BEA27CEC82DB980A2D72C7D…)

I don't want to jinx it, but here's a first glimpse.

No. 1817594

>>1817547
Ooh. Probably why she wore a plaid flannel shirt, a new Ryan to mimic. “I’ve ALWAYS loved clocks, I’m tired of worrying about scaring people with how many clocks I have, if they can’t accept my clocks then I will find a community that will!!”

No. 1817767

>>1817547
will the cycle begin once more, nonnies? will this one be even more short-lived than the last?? i cannot wait

No. 1817788

>>1817594
kek, maybe someone should gift her some clocks now? And you know, soon she will tell us that she knows everything about clocks and can build one herself, the same way she tells us she is an amazing cook…

>>1817767
last Ryan I gave 3 months (think I was right about that), ClockRyan, if he honestly knows something about clocks and craftsmanship, I give a month. If you are a craftsman and not completely stupid, you can't stand someone that knows nothing and just sits there photographing you while doing all the work. But he is a man, he might be completely stupid.

No. 1818109

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She goes on so often about how she doesn't watch horror movies, yet posts a Hellraiser meme? I wonder if she even understands the reference. My money is on ClockRyan being a horror movie fan.

No. 1818123

>>1818109
I think she relates to the skinwearer in this.

No. 1818498

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She looks so delusional in all of her pictures now. What is this hair?? I sincerely beg her to stop thinking the "signature smoky eye" is doing anything positive for her.

No. 1818512

>>1818498
Bunny boiler smile.

No. 1818523

>>1818498
Looks like she has assessed that her new male target is into flannel, leather, dark colors, and frizzy unbrushed hair.

No. 1818551

>>1818523
It's so boring already but here we go…

No. 1818674

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Wonder what she's going to Long Island for. Kinda far for her to check out any spooky places and there aren't many that are even well known. Possible another Ryan she's on the hunt for?

No. 1818708

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>>1818674
The fact that she's asking if driving somewhere is scary is so stupid that it feels like she's just intentionally dropping that she's off to Long Island and hoping someone will ask what's going on. It's a day drive on the fucking interstate, not like she's traversing a rickety-ass bridge over an alligator-ridden swamp in a car with one flat tire.

No. 1818902

>>1818674
it's a car on the road with other cars on it? and there's traffic?

it's long island get a grip kek

No. 1819473

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Clock Ryan?

No. 1819479

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>>1817594
PLEASE. The clock obsession begins.

No. 1819542

>>1818674
Jesus Christ, why would it be “scary”? It’s just a 300+-mile drive on highways, it’s not The Wages of Fear.

No. 1819703

>>1819479
You’re fucking kidding me. And she’s in a flannel even.

No. 1819782

File: 1683130839220.jpg (241.44 KB, 1080x1919, download.jpg)

Alright, it's been what, a week? How fast do you think she's going to announce her love and devotion to ClockRyan and days later post a million videos of herself crying in her car for hours?

No. 1819809

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No. 1819832

>>1819479
She is such a sitcom cow idk how else to describe her. Plants? Okay fine, she’s a millennial. Owls? Why not, most people have a favorite animal. Clocks though, Heather? Fucking clocks? Hasn’t antiquing been her quirky weird girl hobby for like four years now where she would’ve seen hundreds of antique clocks if she had even an iota of prior interest. Imagine her having a breakdown to the tune of 15 ticking cuckoo clocks in a month’s time. Clocks. Sure kek

No. 1819855

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So here >>1819782 she says she's pausing dating because of this guy, who she should just be enjoying having first dates with, but she's already nailing him down with their "connection" and taking herself off the market. And she's definitely going to see ClockRyan in Long Island as she can't explore much without a vehicle. This is already spiraling, I love it.

No. 1819864

I do see someone who looks like a relatively recent friend on her Facebook, who lives on LI…

No. 1819871

>>1819855
This bitch has really never heard of Google, huh.

No. 1819916

>>1819855
"Can I park my car at the train station" kek lmao is there really any train station out there that doesn't have space for parking? What are people going to do, ride a bike to the station? Even if it's a larger city, there will likely be a parking garage in the area. Is she too lazy to look up her own questions, or just has such little life experience that she thinks this is a normal question to publicize?

No. 1819955

>>1819479
>>1819832
Her autistic special interest is apparently collecting 2011 Tumblr tattoo themes as hobbies.

No. 1819956

>>1818498
Nitpick but her makeup application alone screams mental illness. The thick layer of black eyeshadow with no blending, and no liner or mascara to actually enhance her eye area is SO weird.

No. 1820032

>>1819782
Why do I feel like potentials should not be announced before a three month RyanScan

No. 1820153

>>1819479
Jumpscare on more than one level. She's fully in parasite mode again and ready to attach to the newest host.

No. 1820204

>>1819916
She's just looking for attention and for people to ask why she's going to long island. Surely she can't be retarded enough to not simply google this up. I mean, she looks up her own name to browse here.

>>1819955
>>1819956
>>1820153
Kek

No. 1820233

>>1819956
>>1818498
Just realized this is her AFTER running herself through a filter since you can see random floating eyelashes in the whites of her eyes. The dull grey eyeshadow that looks like it was applied with her fingers and garish blush look all real though. woof.

No. 1820455

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No. 1820463

>>1820455
>Life lately
So she goes on ONE date, ONE DATE with this dude and it's "life lately"?? She needs to be committed.
>>1820153
So true.

No. 1820525

>>1820463
To be fair this is very chill for Heather, iirc she was posting captions about being in love on date 1 with the last one. If she can hold it together and just get to know a guy slowly it might work out for her

No. 1820556

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No. 1820586

>>1820525
That will never happen. She is incapable. She's controlled by her obvious personality disorder and shows absolutely no interest in treatment or growth.

No. 1820729

>>1820556
>Bumble when he was traveling
This is giving “trying to fuck while I’m away from home” and she’s completely going after him. I often wonder how much of this her family really sees, all of her Facebook “friends” and most the people who comment on IG seem to be ass-hungry moids trying to hit. You never see a cousin or an aunt or a parent commenting. Like I wonder if they’ve just given up and try to ignore the insanity, surely that must be it? Amanda Meatball Eyes is how I found lolcow but I discovered Heather in the process and I’m just so intrigued by how repetitive, ridiculous, and annoying she is, yet nobody ever seems to call her out. The possibility of her deleting negative comments is high but I feel like one of us would catch it sometime before it’s gone. What if ClockRyan wants to do something normal like go to a movie? Does she go into a meltdown about how modern culture doesn’t interest her until she makes him feel bad for asking? I wish I could look away but it’s such a perpetual mess I just can’t.

No. 1820748

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I think this is ClockRyan. Can’t be sure, but I think so. She shared a star wars post today he made. Thought she didn’t like pop culture?

No. 1820782

>>1820748
It's not. If you look two posts up, you can see he asks Heather where she met clock Ryan.

No. 1820853

>>1820748
I thought that too but I agree, isn’t him.

No. 1820862

>>1820782
Well shit. Still weird she’s posting about Star wars and “missing Carrie fisher” when she condemns anyone who even mentions a movie or pop culture.

No. 1820934

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This unearned feeling of being superior to everyone else is so mysterious to me. The implication that no one else loves deeply, cares about things or is anything but a two-dimensional cardboard cutout just confirms that she's too self-involved to truly get to know anyone.

No. 1820935

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On a separate note, get ready for fresh Ryan milk this weekend!

No. 1821149

>>1820934
it's sad she thinks any of this is unusual when this describes every creative person ever, she really needs to try and move in some artist/crafting circles instead of her collection of Ryan-hoiked interests. She was closer to getting it right when she was in the doll community imo.

No. 1821173

>>1820935
This is gonna crash and burn. He downloaded bumble while traveling and she's already visiting where he lives? She's arguably getting more desperate. I give it a month before he ghosts.

No. 1821188

>>1821173

Not only coming out to visit but has no means of self transport cause she’s taking the train - so she’s probably relying on him to get around? Sounds safe

No. 1821191

>>1821173
Kek I love the bets with every new Ryan saga. My prediction is she dramatically struggles through every second of the trip, meets him in NY, and decides "he's toxic."
It's hilarious that she's probably paying for the trip, too.

No. 1821196

>>1819782
>>1819809
>>1819855

Buying new plants instead of learning why her current ones are dying, not being able to figure out accommodations when traveling, taking herself off the market and already abaorbing ClockRyan's surface interest associations (plaid, clocks) as her own… Why does she so readily announce what are clearly red flags kek.

We all know it's an untreated personality disorder, but how has she gotten to her mid 30s without even half a moment of self-reflection. It's mind-boggling.

No. 1821226

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>>1820935

Whelp, she’s already dropping L bombs. What could possibly go wrong?

No. 1821312

>>1821226
HEATHER!!!!! I just want to shake her!!

No. 1821316

>>1821312
I think that’s probably rumhamryan.

No. 1821329

>>1821316
I thought it was from this day? >>1820455

No. 1821352

>>1821329
He probably typed that message into the question box she is responding to.

No. 1821395

>>1821316

Nah, it’s definitely from the same day as her “life lately” post with ClockRyan and those chicken legs are too skinny to be Ham’s.

No. 1821482

>>1821395
The picture is not him. The message she is responding to is from him. She just put that random picture. Lord.

No. 1821671

File: 1683362376122.jpg (262.62 KB, 1284x2282, 344854309_1186438832064424_144…)

She posted just before this that she isn't getting into NYC until after midnight, and is clearly getting picked up by the guy. Putting out immediately, classic Heather. I predict there will be "I love yous" in her story tomorrow.

No. 1821839

>>1821671
meets a guy off a dating app and travels alone to his home in another state to spend the night with him, instantly.

at least she is posting all these details so the police will be able to find the guy easily when she gets murdered

No. 1821937

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Here we go.

No. 1821942

>>1821937
Long Island anon here. I would love to see her walking around in her Target prairie hag dress with her new dumb Ryan. Wonder what adventures he has in store for her ass.

No. 1821976

>>1821937
Countdown to "I wonder if Target will transfer me to LI"

No. 1821981

>>1821937
100% she’s already looking up Long Island apartments. but she’ll still ask in a story “does anyone have any apartments for me in LI that aren’t scary?"

No. 1822020

>>1821981
And "are there any peeps on long island who want to be friends with a weird girl who likes spooky things and plants, I mean clocks?"

No. 1822063

I am NOT cowtipping so please don’t take this as that, it’s just a thought. I just wonder what it would be like to go on a couple dates with Heather and then google her out of curiosity and find these threads. It must be the creepiest feeling. And she can’t even laugh and confess that she used to be kind of a basket case because it goes from years back to the present.

No. 1822079

>>1821937
How annoyed I would be to be on a date and constantly have a smartphone near me because my date has to take pictures every minute of the day

>>1822020
but she can't find any friends, because she is way too weird, never forget that, she is just not like the others and no one can handle her

No. 1822191

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Jesus Christ.

No. 1822194

>>1822191
Is this supposed to be ClockRyan's home, or what? Also, that outfit is atrocious.

No. 1822200

>>1821937
I wish I could think of a less lurid analogy but it’s like watching someone announce their pregnancy at like a couple weeks, over and over again. She steps over the starting line and declares victory, NEVER waiting to see how things pan out, no matter how badly it burned her last time. She’s so stupid it fucking kills me.

No. 1822232

>>1821937
>>1822191
She's like a 50yo karen from the waist up and a edgy millennial from the waist down. lmao

>>1822194
honestly looks like an estate sale or antique store tbh

No. 1822234

>>1821196
She might be one of the most personality disordered cows on this site. I’ve rarely seen someone so insistent on repeating the same mistakes over and over with no apparent capacity for self-awareness or reflection.

No. 1822236

>>1822020
RIP Heather’s plants. If things continue with ClockRyan they don’t stand a chance.

>>1822191
Why does she insist on dressing like a conservative boomer grandma? Even her previous tacky Hot Topic/Dolls Kill aesthetic was miles better than this.

No. 1822277

Bump for cp don’t scroll

No. 1822700

>>1822191
She needs a new pinterest hairstyle to find because this is awful.

No. 1822801

>>1822234
Exactly. It's unfathomable to me how an adult can live long-term in a fantasy where it's possible to achieve a lifetime's worth of love and commitment within a week, and be continually surprised when it blows up in her face.
And how can someone live with such a melodramatic parade of uncontrollable emotions, and yet never even once consider self-analysis or therapy?

No. 1823084

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It's ok Heather, he was toxic anyways. You'll always have clocks.

No. 1823154

>>1823084
it looked like she was on her own in graveyard/beach in recent stories so I guess she parted ways with that guy already

No. 1823157

>>1823084
We've reached the 48-hour Ryan cycle
I can't imagine how awful she must be that they couldn't even have a nice horny weekend without it ending in tragedy

No. 1823159

>>1823084
He just didn't understand weird girls who like spooky things.

No. 1823175

>>1823084
It's already over? That was fast.

No. 1823178

>>1823157
There was no horniness imo, one of her stories had her retardedly running around a stone maze (just in the ground, no walls so you can just walk right across it) while NYan stood aimlessly at one end, like not taking part in the "fun" just standing there.
She sorely needs some female friends rather than catfishing endless Ryans into walking around graveyards with her, guys do not meet up with rando women to simply spend quality time with them [they want to bang] essentially walking around parks, though that is what Heather wants.
She does all the cleavage shots, flirty pics, and then meets up with them and just walks around, amazing really that she keeps doing it and she keeps catching so many Ryans and wasting their time kek

No. 1823201

>>1823178
I wonder if she's ever had a group of female friends, or even one very close female friend. She just doesn't seem to be interested at all. Waiting for her to get settled in at home and start carrying on about how he led her on and wasn't who she thought (duh) and that she's been crying in her car and/or bathtub for hours on end because why can't she find love, why must she be alone. And then circle back around to how she doesn't need anyone and she's got her plants and interests and that's all that matters.

No. 1823226

>>1823178
I don't even think the ryans bail cause heather's not putting out fast enough, they bail before that because it quickly becomes obvious that heather is incabable of treating other people as anything other than props for heather. like, i guess running around a graveyard could be a fun, if weird date but clearly heather's just doing it to be goffic - I don't know if she's ever had "fun" with another person, as in doing something just to have a good time. literally everything she does is trying to appeal to some stupid ideal of herself she made up in her head. i don't know if she even really wants a ryan, i think she just likes the idea of being in a relationship.

this also why she will never have any female friends. even if she wanted them, she'd be incapable of treating the other person as anything other than an instagram prop.

No. 1823231

>>1823084
Meanwhile I’m sure he’s just like ‘I met the weirdest chick in Gettysburg this weekend’

No. 1823266

>>1823226
This is exactly it, she just wants someone to post cutesy pictures on IG about "my person <3 <3 <3 <3". They're just an accessory to enhance Heather. They might as well be an NPC. Thats why she freaks out when they have their own friends and hobbies and don't just want to exist in a codependent little bubble with her.
She wouldn't have female friends because she's extremely insecure and threatened by anything that challenges her tiny little world. At best she would just use them to try to meet guys somehow.

No. 1823337

>>1823178
I scrutinised that video to see if he was anywhere near her, she was acting all KoOkIe and giggling, running around that “maze” which was actually some pagan stone circle, laughing like she was being chased. Absolute mental retardation. Eventually she flicked the camera up and showed him like half a mile away just standing in the distance while Hag ran round giggling and squeaking like…a retard.

No. 1823345

>>1823178
I scrutinised that video to see if he was anywhere near her, she was acting all KoOkIe and giggling, running around that “maze” which was actually some pagan stone circle, laughing like she was being chased. Absolute mental retardation. Eventually she flicked the camera up and showed him like half a mile away just standing in the distance while Hag ran round giggling and squeaking like…a retard.

No. 1823346

>>1823178
I scrutinised that video to see if he was anywhere near her, she was acting all KoOkIe and giggling, running around that “maze” which was actually some pagan stone circle, laughing like she was being chased. Absolute mental retardation. Eventually she flicked the camera up and showed him like half a mile away just standing in the distance while Hag ran round giggling and squeaking like…a retard.

No. 1823365

>>1823337
I think she has this vision of a slow motion capture of her being chased, granny hair highlighted in the sun, his hand reaching out to her and whispering how beautiful she is with Taylor Swift playing in the background or something. When in reality he was like holy shit an unhinged camel person where is the nearest escape door.

No. 1823369

>>1823365
Ayrt yes that’s exactly it.
To you and all other nonetschkas, sorry I posted three times because glitch.

No. 1823401

>>1823346
Can yall post the video you're discussing?

No. 1823405

Ngl if this thread didn't exist I would absolutely try and ask her if maybe,if all these men didn't work out, why not try a woman.

But we have enough BPD lesbians out there we don't need her.(sage your shit)

No. 1823433

>>1823178
Female friends are exactly what she needs but it would be exhausting being her friend.

No. 1823462

>>1823401
It was the most cringe video she’s posted in while. Just her running around going HEH HEH HEH, trying to be cute? Filter in heavy breathing because she’s only gone to the gym once in 30 years. And clockryan is in the background like(emoji)

No. 1823540

>>1823462
I was hoping mods would excuse the emoji this one time because the description was hilariously spot on anon. kek

No. 1823769

>>1823226
>I don't even think the ryans bail cause heather's not putting out fast enough
this. The scrotes whove had sex with heather and posted about it here get banned and their posts deleted, but I can remember 2 different men in this thread saying she puts out extremely early. First meeting early.
>that heather is incapable of treating other people as anything other than props
this, she sees relationships as transactional. If she has sex with a guy, she expects him to instantly become a subservient cuck who will do whatever she wants in exchange for sex because that's what she thinks heterosexual love is.

>>1823346
>pagan stone circle
Wait she was acting like a child on a pagan labyrinth? This is hilarious. Her new Ryan takes her on a suitably spoopy adventure and she acts like a toddler? Pagan Labyrinths are supposed to be used for spiritual exploration and introspection, she showed her date how shallow she was. Instead of taking her spoopy shit seriously, she goofed around and acted like a manic pixie dream girl?

No. 1823800

File: 1683642652294.webm (17.91 MB, 1080x1920, 10000000_725068712739848_91297…)

Here's the video we're all discussing. Sorry for quality, I had to compress it.

No. 1823813

>>1823462
Idk she shared a video a couple weeks ago of her ‘sensually’ watering her plants for rumramryan, too bad I deleted the recording

>>1823769
> If she has sex with a guy, she expects him to instantly become a subservient cuck
Exactly, I don’t gaf if she has sex on the first date but she’s delusional about what that achieves

No. 1823840

>>1823800
is he filming her? This has such "father takes daughter to the playground"-vibes, kek. I would be so annoyed by how superficial she appears and her sharing everything online. I can only imagine how much time she spends on social media while being with someone else.

No. 1823954

>>1823084
the Ryancycle gets shorter and shorter
can she get it down to 24 hours for the whole meet—WORLD’S GREATEST LOVE—devastated by breakup cycle? I believe in our camelgirl

No. 1824025

>>1823954
I'm beginning to wonder if she's killing off all of her relationships for attention. Rionicide.

No. 1824034

She's been super quiet on IG. Guess she must feel stupid to purchase a train ticket for see some dope out on long Island for it to turn out to be nothing. She wouldn't be able to handle a long distance relationship anyway. How could she afford doing this trip monthly.

No. 1824054

>>1824034
She's crying and trying to put her life back together after the devastation of her most recent split, anon.

No. 1824113

>>1823800

Appreciate you Nonnie! You guys weren't kidding, she was full on retard in this. My toes curled when she did her baby voice at the end.

No. 1824174

>>1823800
oh my god, kek. Her thinking it was a maze and gasping for air while running around it giggling like a maniac. Heather really thinks she's the main character of some shitty romcom movie. Thank you for sharing this nonnie. lmao

No. 1824401

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No. 1824445

>>1824401
Not another one so fast??? Heather what is you doing

No. 1824452

>>1824401
Yeah this doesn't look like long island clock Ryan. Who the fuck knows anymore. She's definitely not in long island anymore.

No. 1824454

>>1824401
The shoes do look the same… did she capture him?? They aren't even sitting together.

No. 1824464

>>1824454
So far all of her pics of him are sneak pics.

No. 1824488

File: 1683737041577.jpg (434.02 KB, 1080x1920, 323765492_6402505293146603_918…)

ClockRyan seemed to have dark hair, this guy's hair is ginger or light brown. She also mentions these are from a stroll around Gettysburg. I think it's a different guy.
>>1824454
She also took a video of them walking together. Picrel.

No. 1824505

>>1820455
>>1824488
I don't know, his hair could definitely be ginger, it's just dusk in the previous picture.

No. 1824520

>>1824488
I think it's the same guy, they have the same shoe. She could be talking about a stroll they had previously before NY? or maybe she's already back from NY and he followed.

No. 1824547

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How long before she has 60 clocks and an area of her house she calls her "peaceful clock room where she goes to listen to their soothing sounds."

No. 1824575

>>1824547
So fucking weird the way she's caressing the damn clock in this lmao.

No. 1824582

>>1824505
>>1824520
I'm the anon who posted >>1824488 and I've changed my opinion, I think you guys are right. Although Converse are super basic shoes and it wouldn't be unusual for two different "alt" dudes to wear them, looking closely, in both images the guy seems to have a beard and glasses. Maybe ClockRyan isn't over yet, despite her wistful posts about love ending.

No. 1824627

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So endings can be beautiful, but she was just on a hike with the same guy she's referring to?

No. 1824644

>>1824627
Tinfoil but maybe he found a way to break it off without stirring her crazy and this >>1824547 is an effort to show she's still interested, by asking general google-able questions related to his interests/profession?

No. 1824737

>>1824644
I have 2 tinfoils. 1. He said he was interested but wants to keep it long distance to start and will ghost her after a while. 2. He straight up told her he wasn't ready for a relationship but is still cool with hanging out because she has shown she'll come to him and we know she gets sexually intimate quickly.

No. 1824898

>>1824737
definitely feels like they hooked up fast per her MO and she's hoping by being the "cool girl" fwb, she can convince him to date her eventually. Surprised she didn't just have a massive meltdown like usual and chase him off over it, but maybe she's giving this one a pass since he's likely using the "long distance" as an excuse.

No. 1825087

>>1824488
This is all either a) a sly brag that clockRyan is so into her he is now back in PA, or b) a dig at clockRyan and different sly brag that this girl's life is a SOCIAL WHIRLWIND and she is DESIRED. I see you, Heather. Nice pic of a parking lot in paradise just to prove you're with a boy.(sage your shit)

No. 1825095

>>1824627
Nonette, she killed the man and buried him in a shallow grave in the woods.

No. 1825157

>>1825095
getting spooky street cred(sage your shit)

No. 1825161

>>1825095
Someone like her would never do something that cool and worthy of respect, kek

No. 1825165

>>1824627
She's probably referring to the end of their "time together," meaning they've gone back to their separate cities. I don't know if I can tell whether this Ryan cycle is over just yet.

No. 1825168

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Heather and ClockRyan definitely ending things. She posted that she was back on the dating apps last night and scrolled through her hundreds of ignored messages. She spent time pumping up HamRyan about helping her get through her heartbreak.

No. 1825188

>>1825168
The broken heart emoji made me laugh. Hangs out with some random horny internet dude for a couple hours and her heart is BROKEN. Kek HamRyan please actually be a true friend to her and tell her how fucking retarded she's being.

No. 1825199

>>1825168
absolute simp. letting heather use him for validation for years waiting for his shot.

No. 1825206

>>1825168
Welp, I wonder if her obvious fake interest in clocks will remain.

No. 1825211

>>1825206
She'll whine about it for a month like she's did after the break with Lurch with her plants to prove she was totally into clocks and he missed out.

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No. 1825222

>>1825218
>by the end of the month
Does she just need someone to drag to some kind of June event? That just sounds crazy, even for dick-thirsty Heather.

No. 1825230

>>1825218
>>1825217
>trash apps
>hinge is trash
What does she really want? She judges all of these people really harshly

No. 1825240

>>1825217
She's such a a stuck up bitch. Bet she thinks all these guys saying hello won't be able to handle her Target spooky plant ass.

No. 1825241

>>1825218
Banned from Tinder and now locked out of FB dating too? What the hell is she doing on these apps??

No. 1825249

>>1825168
I don't see why she doesn't date HamRyan. He's literally everything she's looking for- they're into all of the same things and he's obsessed with her. I can see her friend-zoning him because he doesn't dress spooky enough or something, but he seems cute enough. I think the fact that she refuses to see him differently just proves that she has no idea what she wants.

No. 1825252

>>1825249
I think its because he's a lot older than Heather (or at least looks it). She gushes over "cute boys" exclusively.

No. 1825264

>>1825249
I think he lives on the other side of the US from her and you know she's way too needy to survive a relationship that's THAT long distance. She's demonstrated she's willing to drive a few hours to see a dude but I get the impression Rumham is much farther away.

No. 1825268

>>1821937
She did this back in 2010/2011. She lived where she is now, called her then bf up after only dating for less than week who lives in San Francisco, begging him to move her in with him because her sister was trying to kill her. He paid for everything, moved her in, she showed up with only a PS3 in hand and forced him to buy her clothing and that started years of emotional and physical abuse. She then cheated on him with his best friend who's name was Adam. Then she would make fun of him on Twitter and Instagram until Adam moved her out and her obsession wth resident evil and cod went out the window and went to thrifting and dolls because that's what Adam was into. She also tried forcing Adam into being a furry as well a few times.

She is a leech who absorbs whatever hobby someone else is in. I'm glad she can't find anymore people dumb enough to stay around and have her manipulate them and drain them dry. Just the tip of the ice berg.

No. 1825294

>>1823433
She has even less chance of securing a female friend than she has of securing a Ryan. Men will stick around and put up with her personality disorders long enough to get laid at least. A woman looking for a nice platonic friend would have no incentive to hang out with Heather.

No. 1825295

>>1825217
>>1825218
Literal incel behavior. She's so bizarre.

>>1825268
Woah, what? Is this recorded anywhere and are there any receipts anon? This was all before the husband?

No. 1825301

>>1825217
She's so weird. Most of these guys look pretty normal, definitely not weirder or uglier than the Ryans she shows off on IG (most of them look way better than Lurch for example kek.) How is she getting this much male attention yet still complaining no one wants her? I'm starting to think her whole "does anyone want a spooky GF? I'm sooo lonely & desperate" schtick is a LARP to get even more attention bc she's a black hole of validation.

No. 1825303

>>1825295
Unfortunately due to happening so long ago no receipts, but you can go back to the first forums and there's a lot of this story there and it aligns with the timeline and everything. She also has a bunch of old Twitter stuff u can dig into under Kandi Acid, Kitty Ravage and her friends were ipnlyusemyfeet and Mr and Mrs gamer

No. 1825305

>>1825301
99% of dudes on dating apps just want nudes or sexting and will stop responding when you don't engage with this. It sounds retarded but they just want validation. Many won't meet up even if you want sex and are explicit about it, they'll make a billion excuses not to leave their house.

So Heather probably does reply to all these guys to some degree, but then they stop responding when she asks to meet up.

No. 1825309

>>1825295

You can also see a lot of unfold in the comments unless they've been deleted but that's her gaming side. Even when you look up Kitty Ravage you see her photos. I won't put her ex's stuff out there because she traumatized him really badly and I doubt he would want to get dragged back into this.

No. 1825314

>>1825305
>99% of dudes on dating apps just want nudes or sexting and will stop responding when you don't engage with this. It sounds retarded but they just want validation. Many won't meet up even if you want sex and are explicit about it, they'll make a billion excuses not to leave their house
I haven't used these things for nearly a decade, I see men have got a million times worse since then. Every guy I spoke to wanted to meet in my experience, sounds like they're lazy fuckers who want to use you as a free porn chatbot now, whew

No. 1825331

>>1825305
AYRT and thanks for explaining nonna. I'm old & married and people used to chat each other up for the purpose of actually getting laid back in the 2010s. I mean sure moids were lazy but not THIS lazy kek

No. 1825356

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Looked up as kitty ravage on YouTube and had no idea she did videos. She sounds like a completely different person. She goes through too many stupid personas.

No. 1825358


No. 1825363


No. 1825364

>>1825356
Evidence that at some point in her life she knew what mascara was.

No. 1825373

>>1825356
She looked like shit. Also "Kitty Ravage" sounds like a stripper name.

No. 1825375

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>>1825358
Here's her old Twitter, you'll see a lot

No. 1825404

>>1825268
Very curious about this sister, not because I want to post her here or give her shit or anything, but I wonder what she’d say about our Hag. If Heather was making up shit about her to try and shack up with a Ryan all the way back in 2010 I’m guessing their relationship hasn’t been good for a long time. Heather is conspicuously quiet about her family, which is really for the best if you’re a lolcow, but I think on some level she feels some shame.

No. 1825405

>>1825305
>>1825314
It's literally porn addiction. A lot of these sad single dudes would rather jack off to porn and only want the sexting and nudes for validation and to make it feel "more real". Porn addiction can cause ED too, so some of these guys can't actually even get hard with a irl woman anymore.

>>1825356
She looks so much better with dark hair tbh. Crazy that she's been on the same shit for over a decade though. She's massively changed personalities every couple of years.

No. 1825406

>>1825305
>>1825314
It's literally porn addiction. A lot of these sad single dudes would rather jack off to porn and only want the sexting and nudes for validation and to make it feel "more real". Porn addiction can cause ED too, so some of these guys can't actually even get hard with a irl woman anymore.

>>1825356
She looks so much better with dark hair tbh. Crazy that she's been on the same shit for over a decade though. She's massively changed personalities every couple of years.

No. 1825409

Still trying to figure out how she's getting banned from these dating apps kek. Are potential Ryan's reporting her for nudes or what?

No. 1825415

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>>1825301

Speaking of Lurch, she’s cycled back to crying and posting old photos of him like a total creep in her stories. She truly is the world’s most broken record.

No. 1825423

The fact that she's bragging about the attention she's getting on these apps makes me wonder if mabye she's sabotaging her relationssips with her ryans so she can be back on the apps. After all, attention from 1800 potential ryans is a lot more than attention from 1 ryan.

Dating apps are bad enough at warping the perspective of normal people but for a walking personality disorder like heather … It's kinda like how junkies will be content in any situation, as long as they get their fix. Heather is apparently content with having no friends and no relationship that lasts longer than two weeks, as long as her phone is blowing up with messages she can passive aggressively ignore.

No. 1825424

>>1825415
It is legitimately a bummer when you get memories like this popping up tbh. I know you can turn them off on phones, I'm assuming it's also possible on Facebook somehow? She needs to look at her settings.

No. 1825426

>>1825409
I don't think men will mass report female accounts unless it's a tranny or something.

The most likely reason is that the system auto-flagged her as a bot/catfish kek. How poetic, since Heather is basically just a personalitydisorder.exe algorithm running in perpetuity.

No. 1825428

>>1825415
Lurch was the ugliest but Heather is the most obsessed with him of all the Ryans. Kek

No. 1825472

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The sulk of lost love before her independent phase followed by racy photos.

No. 1825477

>>1825472
Still buying little owls. That is legit creepy and obsessive.

No. 1825533

>>1825472
I feel like she must have no savings whatsoever and live paycheck to paycheck with this obsessive shopping addiction.

No. 1825541

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No. 1825578

>>1825415
Ew ew what a weird fucking thing to post. Amazing how she just broadcasts thoughts I would hesitate to even write down, how is she not embarrassed

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>>1825641
wish she'd just embrace her true femcel nature

No. 1825718

>>1825649
Kek…she's only self destructive to herself.

No. 1825721

>>1825649
I swear she looks so much better with dark hair, both in the old reposts from vendettachan above and this edit.
I think the dark hair prepares you better for her personality, the blonde gives the impression she's sweet and soft but her personality, as well all know is deeply narcissistic and short sighted, like she never thinks about others feelings or acts with kindness. Not that she's a bad person, just very selfish, but the blonde gives her this look which is a little misleading and doesn't really suit the selfish moping reality kek

No. 1825724

>>1825721
Wtf is this autism. Do you also believe that black cats bring bad luck or things like that

No. 1825777

>>1825721
lmao dark hair bad light hair good, what other retarded wisdom do you have for us

No. 1825819

>>1825415
Why does she even still have his pictures posted? I delete anything that has an ex in it once it's over, it's so creepy and clingy to keep them around.

>>1825472
>every time I visited him I brought him a gift
Codependent Heather strikes again

>>1825640
I don't get why she fucking cares so much. People can have different interests, go to the cemetery alone if you love it so much. It just shows how much of a larp this all is, she just wants the attention of being Heather-so-strange when she doesn't give a shit herself.

No. 1826003

>>1825777
>>1825724
I forgot I was on lolcow where people have day-long arguments on /ot about whether it's better to be tall or short kek. For reference I think all hair colours are wonderful, there are just artistic/styling/aesthetic rules and people react to certain stereotypes, colours, fashion and so on. Her oversize shirts, jeans, wavy blonde hair all give this mom-like impression when she has the psychology of an edgy, selfish 14 year old who thinks the world revolves around her. I didn't explain it very well but it's not about colour= good/bad, but overall styling and image - just dying her hair dark and glasses would be a quick fix to move towards an image more suited to her personality (i.e. styling/stereotypes/association)
Like she looks like a mom of toddlers with her current styling (someone who is giving, kind, self sacrificing etc) but she wants to drag strange men around graveyards every day and hasn't done anything actually kind ever (?) that we know of (buying owls doesn't count)

No. 1826060

>>1826003
One of the ayrt, I can’t argue that claiming to be a spooky goff while dressing in frumpy target shit every day is a record scratch, but I can’t get with the idea that being a mopey narcissist means you should dye your hair darker to match kek. I have literally never heard of this idea that certain styling choices suggest certain personality traits. I don’t see a blonde and think ‘she must be nice and selfless,” that’s seriously just you.

No. 1826062

>>1825641
How on earth can she not see that posts like this are absolute human repellent.
>>1826003
OK, do red and brown hair next because I want to know what personality to expect when I meet someone with those hair colors

No. 1826083

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Here we goooo (again).

No. 1826093

>>1826083
oh ffs. stop using hookup apps to find your soulmate heather. is eharmony still around? didnt she say she was using a matchmaking service at one point?

No. 1826117

>>1826093
honestly she should take a hiatus from dating and focus on working on herself and finding friends
she will of course not do this

No. 1826120

>>1826003
> there are just artistic/styling/aesthetic rules
go back
go all the way back
stay there

No. 1826154

>>1825721
You sound even more retarded than Heather

No. 1826255

>>1826083
I’m laughing at the thought of her taking a selfie at the moment a tear rolled down her cheek. Even a 15 year old would think that’s a little juvenile.

No. 1826265


No. 1826435

>>1826265
>if you dm me ill try to actually respond
>how do i meet people im so terribly lonely

she talks about the tradeoff for her life being theres no one in it like shes sacrificed it all to live in a 1 br apartment in central PA. im very sure people are capable of working at target AND having friends.

No. 1826452

>>1826265
This is so depressing. I actually feel a bit sorry for her, since it would be so easy for her to make friends if she wasn't such a nutter. Sad.

No. 1826507

>>1826452
>it would be so easy for her to make friends if she were a totally different person
I agree

No. 1826514

>>1826435
Right, 'cause there were so many people in her life when she lived with her mom.
>>1826452
It's hard to feel genuine sympathy for someone who refuses to seek help. She's so adamant that her issue is that she's just too special and profound and unique, when it's actually a glaring personality disorder that could be improved with therapy.

No. 1826521

>>1825363
Reminds me of one of her old vids I posted in an earlier thread where she's in the gamer girl phase. She was playing DOOM I think. Came to a gap in a bridge which is a really simple part of the game, as in you literally just press X and jump over it. She kept falling and unable to complete it for another 10 tries, which was odd for someone who "plays games all the time". Later in the vid she mentions her boyfriend plays games/Call of Duty constantly lol so once again it was a phase all for a guy

No. 1826635

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No. 1826660

>>1826635
One date, two if you count her strong arming him into accepting her traveling to visit. Is she going to double down and cycle through Ryan's at an even quicker pace?

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No. 1826685

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>I want someone clingy
>I’ve got baby fever

We are entering a new phase, noniquas

No. 1826687

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>>1826685
Heather would really thrive if she had someone to look over and care for

No. 1826689

>>1826687
Ayrt we’re on the same wavelength. I’ve Batesed her before. Bates and Havisham.
She lets slip so many telling things about her fucked up mental state, not least the fact she treats people like chess pieces on her board. Checkers may be more appropriate.
Forgot to say that the icing on the cake yesterday was the audible new clock ticking in the background of her sad girl posting.

No. 1826753

>>1826685
No. Absolutely not. I can easily see her being the weird smothering mom and badmouthing the kid’s dad after the inevitable divorce. She cannot make connections with adults and would without question turn to her kid for the love and socialization she doesn’t get elsewhere in life. Please god let this not happen, because I have been this kid.. Where’s that womb-cursing autist when you need her.

No. 1827026

>>1826685
It would be horrific if she had a kid, at least without mountains of therapy to treat her personality disorders first. Apparently her behavior is so unbearable that even the horniest moids with zero standards run screaming away. And now she wants someone helpless who can’t run away? Disastrous.

No. 1827032

Did anyone else catch her stories at 2am where she’s literally sobbing over clocks

No. 1827036

>>1827032
no but KEK

No. 1827063

I’m pissed I didn’t record them. She was tuning 3 clocks saying that a boy broke her heart that she was madly in love with and thought she could never look at her clocks again but that she vowed to always care for them. She was personifying them a lot - saying they were “happy” or “mad at her”. She was sobbing and saying she’s having an emotional breakdown. I genuinely started to thing she’s just trolling all of us and this is a huge social experiment. I’ve been following a long time - but actually SEE now she really does take everyone’s personality/hobby as her own

No. 1827072

>>1826669
>Visits some guy once
>He is just some guy, stands around looking at things, doesn't seem to communicate with her on or offline based on what we've seen here
>Heather: Another great love lost to the sands of time! Our precious memories, now, untold secrets, our love, thrown to the wind!

Every cow needs therapy but I feel Heather is one who would benefit hugely from talking to someone fucking sane who can explain to her where all these irrational feelings come from

No. 1827117

>>1827063
stuff like this has always made me suspect shes a secret alky

No. 1827131

>>1827117
There is absolutely no way she would have the intelligence or foresight to hide serious alcoholism.

No. 1827152

>>1827032
I gotchu girls https://streamja.com/AERZn
Just clipped what felt like the most relevant section. Most of the stories were just clock-winding.

No. 1827166

>>1827152
>I'm never gonna forget all these adventures
heather omg, please for the love of christ seek therapy

you knew this guy for what, a week? what are "all these adventures"??

No. 1827183

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30+ and first train ride

No. 1827198

>>1827152
Nonnie! Thank you. This is so utterly unhinged, perhaps the worst I have ever seen her. The permanent clock ticking background sound is just another perfect element to this world of insanity she inhabits. Whew.

>>1827183
When I saw her take the train up to NY I thought she was saying this was literally her first time on a train. No way, must have heard it wrong. But it was?? Jesus wept.

No. 1827209

>>1827152
At the end of the day, Heather's just looking for a new prop to cry in front of.

No. 1827210

>>1827183
>>1827198
Kinda OT but I'm not surprised that an American as old as her hasn't taken the train before. Train transportation really isn't a thing in the US. There aren't that many routes and even when there are, they aren't that cheap compared to the bus or flying.

No. 1827213

>>1827152
The fact that she bought three clocks and is mourning the loss of a lover that she knew for what, a few weeks? Is unhinged.

No. 1827214

>>1827152
Holy fucking shit. How could she seriously think that this was so serious? Love?! She is absolutely vacant upstairs. And blow your fucking nose Heather quit swallowing snot.

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No. 1827264

>>1827210
>>1827198
diff anon, agree about her not taking a train not being weird
we tend to drive or fly over train, plus the reach of train lines etc

I started taking the train a few years ago but never did it before then, it's kind of an exotic experience kek

No. 1827306

>>1827240
I hate the rOaSt rAtiO thing but I at least know it's how millennial/zoomer guys flirt. (Women too! And she has a fairly sarcastic style too so how does she not recognize it??)
>>1827264
Agree, unless this also includes subways - which I have a feeling it does. She's probably never been to NYC before despite being so close.

No. 1827311

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She's actively posting stories of her and Lurch from last summer. Girl, you're being creepy.

No. 1827312

>>1827239
Happy to see her doing something by herself without a caption like "I am a small woman and I will be robbed if I exist outside of my apartment alone." Seriously kek she's borderline agoraphobic

>>1827240
Whenever she complains about men I literally do not know what she wants. If someone jokingly mocks her spooky hobbies, she gets offended. If they ignore her edginess and talk about their own hobbies (hiking, TV, etc.) she gets offended.
If they just act nice and don't make any major moves, she gets offended. What does she want? None of her callout scrote caps are ever bad, maybe mildly awkward but nothing interesting enough to be shared. And the way she freaks out every 3 weeks over minor messages makes her look bad, not scrotes.

No. 1827318

>>1827311
Who wants to see this type of shit. Girl is beyond looney. Bet she lays in bed cry looking at old ass pictures and videos of all her ex's. Imagine being one of her ex's and finding out Heather is posting old as pictures of yourself from years ago. At this point she's literally has trophy's of her past ex's like some serial killer. The owl's and the clocks.

No. 1827319

>>1827311
She needs to move into her ironic, self aware 'I am mentally ill' era stat, it's the trendy thing nowadays to be a mentally ill wreck, public and ironic about it. She's like 100% sincere about being crazy but unaware of it, and inexplicably romanticises absolutely nothing, like there is not a single thing she's done or posted about I would even deem as romantic. She hasn't got one specific story of a romantic thing happening. All these great love stories are just fanfictions of herself, literally not backed up by reality in any way. They are all just boring dating site men with even less personality than her, or at least it seems so since we know nothing about them except shit like 'they like clocks/owls/plants' girl views other people like an alien.
Most people would either become a self aware mentally ill goblin, or a pinkpilled self aware mentally ill goblin by now, but she is still stuck in groundhog day without five seconds of analysis or awareness about her situation.
It's a bit obvious she is bipolar or has some mood disorder and her highs and lows have nothing to do with external events, since said external events are so mundane.

No. 1827322

>>1827312
What do you mean? That photo is literally from inside her apartment lol.

No. 1827326

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Further trips down memory lane. I cannot imagine why she has such difficulty keeping guys around.

No. 1827337

>>1827326
I just cringed out of my skin. think this guy ever saw her again?

No. 1827346

>>1827326
I get that they're drunk but holy shit

can you imagine having that much energy focused you like a laser beam, she had her crazy eyes on and everything

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like clockwork

No. 1827483

>>1827406
Those rings look like they came out of a gumball machine.

No. 1827663

>>1827391

Love!!!!! How is she comfortable calling it love after one or two dates?? I'm just upset that the Ryan eras are getting ever shorter bc we have even less milk about the Ryans themselves… it's just Heather sobbing alone kek. It also makes me miss some of those past exes.

No. 1827667

>>1827391
Does she own another pair of jeans?

No. 1827782

>>1827406
lol! Here comes I’m a strong independent woman rant again “I don’t let no man tell me what to do” did she get the memory wipe treatment from the men in black?
All this time she’s sitting alone for hours in parking lots crying & taking selfies as she looks off into the middle distance about how she will never find someone because she’s defective & a spooky girl.

No. 1827792

>>1827663
I think she's talking about BloodRyan but who even knows with her any more.

No. 1827844

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From context it sounds like she's talking about the LI clock boy, but how can she be "crying until she chokes on the tears" when they hung out over the course of, what… three/four days, collectively?

No. 1827869

>>1827844
I'm so confused. It does sound like she's talking about ClockRyan, but then why has she been posting Lurch?? Or does she mean that she had never told her mom that she and Lurch broke up to begin with? I can't see how that's possible with all the drama about moving out and possibly going back home but anything is possible with her. And she really is retarded enough to think that two dates equals a serious relationship worth car-crying about.

No. 1827874

>>1827869
It’s because they are all interchangeable, just like their hobbies that she subsumes. All these ‘boys’ just represent the same thing. A walking, talking penis that one day might love her back.

No. 1827885

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>>1827874
It’s gotta be clockryan? Right? Why else post this insanity?!

No. 1827890

>>1827885
At this point she's been mourning the loss of clockryan longer than she was actually seeing him.

No. 1827899

>>1827885
This is so funny omg

No. 1827902

>>1827885
WTAF is wrong with her? Is this satire? Has she been dropped on her head? This is fucking hilarious.

No. 1827906

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I'm surprised she didn't list her good teeth as one of the perks.

No. 1827909

>>1827326
I refuse to believe she was drunk with this Ryan. I imagine this is just how she normally acts - like an uwu random~ 13 year old. Oh, Heather…

No. 1827917

>>1827885
I fucking CAN NOT

she's acting like she married him and he DIED

>>1827906
oh bullshit heather, you don't want friends, let alone best friends
you need someone to pour your unfiltered personality disorder on to, trapped so they can't run away

No. 1827924

I’m really starting to think this is a massive troll. It’s too fucking funny. There’s just no way this is real

No. 1827930

>>1827844
Heather your mom is definitely embarrassed to have you as a daughter but not cuz you don't have a boyfriend. Fucking delusional.

No. 1827944

>>1827906
>I engage their interests and passions
>I like emotions, I like listening
>seeking a man to…go places with me, cuddle and be my best friend
This is such a robotic declaration and she doesn't even see what's wrong with the last part. Go places with me be my best friend. What about when he wants to go places? You will go with him? It's such a silly point to be her hurdle but this is her hurdle. She can't comprehend a man (or presumably a female friend) as a separate person who has their own life and interests. It always boils down to being Heather's accessory.
I don't even know how you can get to adulthood and be stuck thinking like this.
>>1827844
She should knuckle down and start writing romantic fiction rather than hallucinating it in her own life. She might even make good money from it since it's a popular genre. Serious suggestion Heather.

No. 1827948

>>1827944
Somebody who so openly cops to never reading books has no business writing them.
Maybe she can make a picture book, since she admits that's all she buys her antique books for.

No. 1827963

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Holy shit

No. 1827973

>>1827963
the only time I encountered those intense unlogical feelings after a short period of dating were in teenage girls. This woman needs therapy more than anything else, no man, no friends, no family can and should have to fix that.

No. 1827979

>>1827406
Does Heather have a house? She's still renting, right?

No. 1828001

>>1827979
Yeah I've been wondering about this too. She talks frequently about "having her own house" and it comes across as implying she bought it, but IIRC she was going to her landlord for help when the neighbor was being creepy?

No. 1828006

>>1827963
>>1827906
She got pump and dumped by Chad lol(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1828009

>>1827391
>>1827844
>>1827885
>>1827906
>>1827963
I'm almost impressed she's able to drive off desperate, horny dating app scrotes who give her a chance in just a date or two. It's absolutely absurd and backwards that she's the one begging for these basic ass moids to give her a chance. When was the last time she had any real length of relationship and which was the longest since the divorce? Neck tattoo Ryan maybe? I feel like we need a cohesive timeline graphic to keep track. kek

No. 1828013

>>1828009
That's what makes Heather interesting. She's not on drugs or doing porn or anything crazy like most of the other people on this site. On the surface she seems very basic. But something is very wrong. She is simultaneously the most basic and most frightening cow.

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No. 1828016

>>1828009
She was probably just shooting out of her league

No. 1828029

>>1828014
>man lies to girl he met on dating app in order to get laid
tale as old as time heather.

>>1828016
Literally none of the men Heather has dated have been "out of her league". Heather is pretty plain and doesn't know how to dress herself, but she's dated some straight up hideous men.

No. 1828060

>>1828014
Goddamn, ClockRyan really did a number on her.

No. 1828117

>>1828014
God, you would think he fucking died the way she’s pining. That being said, she has great eyebrows, too bad they’re always hidden behind those unflattering as fuck glasses.

No. 1828132

>>1828014
She only hung out in person with this guy once, right?? Insane

No. 1828138

I’m still pretty new to this cow, I think I’ve only been following for 3 threads, but she has to know that her posting these selfies with the dramatic text is completely unhinged right?

Like either the dudes don’t see her social media at all, or it’s the very reason she gets dumped after putting out at least once.

But at the same time she posts like a teenager baiting the person she is writing about to read it and say sorry and take her back.

No. 1828159

>>1828016
Anon you can't be serious. Have you seen LurchRyan? Or any of the Ryans. They're fugly.

No. 1828183

>>1827973
I always had a twinge of sympathy for her because I held onto this phase later than most, though I had the good sense to keep it offline. But we’re way past the point where I can’t relate anymore even though we’re the same age, it’s way too intense, too public, too strange. She is losing it.

No. 1828225

Moids can smell the desperation and will use her for sex. She needs to start being bitchy and more critical of men she matches with.

But I doubt she'll learn because she hasn't after being fucked and chucked for the billionth time

No. 1828247

>>1828183
>I'm so much better than the cow!
Ok

No. 1828253

>>1828138

That’s exactly what she’s doing. She assumes because she’s an obsessive creep stalking their socials, they’re doing the same to her.

No. 1828254

>>1828014
I'm so fucking curious whether he said love or not (specifically 'I love you' and not like 'I love your hair' or whatever). I'm always dying to know how Ryans actually interact with Heather. I'm secretly sad she's not the kind of cow that reveals all the screenshots of texts and stuff after she gets jilted. We see how wildly she extrapolates from dating app messages so who knows.

No. 1828283

>>1828132
Nah, he came to visit her, then she took her train trip to see him in NY, then it seems like he came to her place again. I'm guessing they stayed over with each other throughout so it seems like it was maybe a week of spending A LOT of time together in close quarters. Still deranged, but more than one hangout.

No. 1828346

>>1827973
I would literally pay for this woman's therapy if I was rich, she needs it so badly. It's impossible to generate the feelings she describes over short online conversations and one or two mundane meetings. They are entirely from her imagination. Not reactions to real world events. She's a total fantasist, but because her fantasy is so pedestrian (love of life moid) it's hard to see how truly crazy she is unless you watch her for a long time like this thread does.
She literally reacts like a decade long relationship is over when these things are like 3 meetings and a couple of weeks tops, mostly online. innsaane
>>1828254
The only time I've seen screenshots is those texts she sent bloodryan after they broke up and both of them seemed out of their tree in those. She's way too nice to these moids, show us the texts Heather

No. 1828359

>>1828346
She shared screens between her and Adam during Taxgate, and some from an equally deranged moid (possibly FemRyan) who was anon threatening her with STIs. Oh and the whole car crash with ChaseRyan and his ghost bitch friend. That was good. I’m sure she’s limited with what she can share as her side of the conversation is going to reveal the truth of the matter (not that these moids aren’t probably telling her whatever to get laid).
>>1828254
She alluded to ClockRyan telling her something along the “I love you” lines, but maybe you saw that and are asking for clarification.
>>1827973
It’s also as if no one has ever told her it’s fucking nauseating to list all the things that make you a special flower without limit. The whole I am Woman thing with her is so gross because she has never done anything, or had any real hardcore life challenges thrown at her. It’s just pathetic.

No. 1828360

>>1827906
>dress to impress
>closet full of shapeless billowing Target sack dresses
Has she always been so tradwife-y? She sounds like she's adopting a child or something. I wish she was on a reality show, like 90 day fiance or something. I know what she's doing that's making everyone run for the hills, I just want to see it in action.

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No. 1828394

>>1828346
Why the fuck would you pay for Heather’s therapy instead of donate to literally anywhere else lol. Heather clearly isn’t ready for therapy

No. 1828397

>>1828392
This is so embarrassing to watch.

No. 1828410

>>1828014
This is just sad. These dating app guys are going along with Heather’s romantic delusions long enough to get easy sex and then bouncing. It almost feels like abuse of a retarded person at this point. She obviously can’t stop being this way but she refuses to admit she’s delusional and needs help, and bottom-feeding moids are taking advantage left & right. Truly a horrorcow.

No. 1828429

>>1828392
I'm glad she thinks she's clever but if anything this implies that people should date her blouse.

No. 1828453

>>1828360
I was thinking the same thing about her signing up for 90 Day. She should start dating abroad since she scares most men away. She can handle some cat fish and bobs and vegene men.

No. 1828456

>>1828453
She literally was dating abroad - in one of her stories (that I didn’t record) she gave us the lowdown on her dating tactics. Spreading her net wide as fuck, changing her location to any major city within a two hour drive. It’s fucking insane. How hard is it to make friends with her coworkers then meet their friends or acquaintances or whatever…just fucking interact with people. It’s crazy that she is so intent on getting an off-the-shelf moid from a dating app.

No. 1828464

>>1828453
That show would have the best ratings, I'm already picturing the memes! Such a good love-to-hate-her kind of character. Crying in the back of a rickshaw over EgyptRyan. "I've always loved sundials."

No. 1828479

>>1828410
>It almost feels like abuse of a retarded person at this point
Agree unironically, like if these guys are really uwu I love you this is forever just to get some free sex, they know exactly what they're doing. Like obviously a sane woman would be terrified of that level of lovebombing but that's what's going on in her mind and they go along with it. Guys like this should just shell out for an escort instead of doing this to crazy chicks and running. I am waiting for Heather's pinkpill name and shame arc where she airs all their bullshit publicly, but she's too nice.

No. 1828491

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She’s come back blazing. Stories now.

No. 1828508

>>1828491
Somebody record pls.

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No. 1828537

>>1828491
girl must know her angles/filers because she looks drastically different in video.
here's some keynotes:
>"my posts lately have bee psycho"
>clockryan was "secretly a fuckboy" (of course)
>heather was "all in" (of course)
>she's worthy of love RIGHT NOW
>"back on apps" like she she ever left
>refuses to be a part of hookup culture while trolling on hookup apps
>5k likes on bumble, but few connections.
>she likes submissive men so she can be in charge. but somehow thinks they take advantage of her

no lessons learned, same ol shit

No. 1828543

>>1828537
I guess she doesn't realize that men just like the profile of every woman they see on dating apps to increase their odds of a match. She acts like guys are lining up to get with her, but 5k likes isn't actually a compliment if none of them lead to actually meeting someone.

No. 1828587

>>1828479
Men are absolutely capable of this but I think she tends to exaggerate a bit as well, guy could say nothing and she’d be carrying on about his romantic gestures and how loving he is, she sees what she wants to see

No. 1828591

>>1828537
I snorted at the end when she said thousands and thousands and thousands of men have liked her profile or picture or something. And that “everybody always” tells her Heather you’ll never be in a relationship and you’ll never get married. Like… literally who? Even people here don’t say that.

No. 1828595

>>1828479
Instead of naming and shaming random dudes, Heather shouldn't be hopping on every dick she sees on the first date because she feels some ~connection~. I don't understand why so many anons think she is some uwu traumatized victim when she continually makes the same mistakes and refuses to learn.

I'd be 100% supportive of Heather if she decided to be single/start dating women but I think she is addicted to the easy attention (as shown by the constant ig stories/app swiping) and living out some absurd fantasy.

No. 1828598

I don't understand how Heather has the time to fall so hard for these guys and spend so much time with them despite working full time. Or is she actually not working full time and still finding ways to make ends meet? I'm wondering if her mom is still funding her life somehow. Heather has one of the better work ethics of the cows on this site.

No. 1828605

>>1828595
>I'd be 100% supportive of Heather if she decided to be single/start dating women

She's not gay so can we stop giving her dating women as a suggestion?

No. 1828614

>>1828595
>but I think she is addicted to the easy attention
Gonna do a major tinfoil…
Something makes me think she is clinically addicted in the same way gamblers are. She seeks the high of a win, feels the crushing defeat of a loss, keeps seeking that high even though it is primarily losses all the way.
This also explains the insanely rapid cycles, gamblers are known to lose track of time (and casinos intentionally remove anything that will help to keep track)
We know she spends hours every day on these apps, and as anon witnessed she even goes way out of her local area to keep swiping >>1828456
The goal is actually the emotional high of the perceived win (which scrotes take advantage of for easy sex, as we've just seen) not a ryan at all. That last part about how she has 5,000 likes so there must be a guy in there for her, she's looking at this in exactly the same way a gambler does. Focused on the win above all logic, seeing it as numbers and endless potential instead of looking at it analytically. This also explains how shallow and short sighted it all is, she has actually trained her body into these enormous emotional reactions to the most goddamn boring thing ever which is looking for a dating site scrote.

She straight up needs addiction-based therapy imo.

No. 1828720

A nice little before bed rant. https://streamja.com/VbpQR
>men don't want to be loved, they want to be tortured
>they will always choose the toxic girl over the girl who was actually good for them
>I'm always the rebound girl, I'm always the girl to pass the time on until their ex comes back
>you gotta get over your fuckin ex if you're gonna be with me
Looks like ClockRyan tried to let her down easy with a classic "I'm not over my ex" and she took it real personally.

No. 1828867

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>>1828720
Heather is such a "nice girl" kek

No. 1828918

>>1828720
This is so funny to me. Like what about all her exs that have now been in happy, long term relationships with women that weren’t the Ryan’s exs? For example, Damian who is literally married. How does she include that in her “all men want to be tortured” theory, or does she just conveniently forget and keep herself in denial? Kek

No. 1828959

>>1828918
I wonder if it’s a throwback to Lurch aka BloodRyan who quite quickly got with a new girl who he had known for a while before. You’re so on the money though, it’s her failings and she’s delulu. What >>1828720 said about the classic “can’t get over my ex” excuse is what I imagine happens most times. Did FemRyan also have a thing about this? Can’t quite remember.
>>1828614 100% yes. I am so with this. It’s like an addictive compulsion.

No. 1828976

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>>1828537
I don't get the part where she says she'd like to make some budoir photos "for you guys". It's like IG is just yet another dating platform, clearly she's not talking to women and no wonder she disregards any women wanting to be friends with her, that's not why she's there. Also her tank top/thirst trap situation in her most recent stories… she may as well just not wear a shirt at this point.

No. 1829013

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This sounds like Heather all day

No. 1829101

>>1828720
Peak crazy eyes, wtf Heather. Accept the L on your week-long manic date and move on.

No. 1829115

>>1828959
Pretty sure that's how she lost the original, Ryan Z, too.

No. 1829132

When was the last time she had a real boyfriend? Lurch counts I guess, but he lived i think a few hours away. When she moved there he dumped her within a week. Has she had any normal relationships with guys who actually lived in her town?

No. 1829251

She needs ANY sort of definition in those downsy eyes of hers. It drives me crazy to no end how just a tiny bit of liner of mascara would do absolute wonders to this eyelash-less bug eyed sleepy look she always has going.

No. 1829254

Samefag (meant to say *or mascara) but maybe she gave up on that due to constantly crying it off…doubt waterproof anything could even withstand the constant tear flow.

No. 1829271

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This is insane

No. 1829272

>>1828720
>men don't want to be loved, they want to be tortured
I think she got this from a Taylor swift song, wow deep

No. 1829273

>>1829271
it’s shitty that this guy said he loves her just to fuck (IF he did) but it’s wild that she believed it. Heather! how do you not know better by now!

No. 1829287

>>1828959
It could actually be true. I bet she paints such a bleak portrait of what it means to date in your late 20s. I might scurry back to an ex too if I ended up involved with someone as intensely unhinged as her. Off apps these men use for one-night stands no less.

No. 1829300

>>1829271
She is unhinged and it creeps me out. She seems like a normal person in all areas except for relationships. She dated someone for a few days/weeks and thinks it was this big love… Lol

No. 1829319

>>1829271
Good god, imagine going on a date with someone and she's walking along picking up pieces of glass off the traintracks and putting them in her pockets, all the while squealing with delight.

No. 1829367

>>1828530
I just watched all the stories she posted in the last hour and it is breathtaking. She will never learn

No. 1829459

her stories from last night (still up as of now) are a whole other level of insane. I really thought she couldn't up the ante anymore but she said repeatedly that this last guy breaking up with her was "traumatizing" and that she's been so crazy because she's dealing with that "trauma"…
also he was apparently into trains and she was lamenting how she also wanted to get into trains and now she couldn't because he dumped her. you couldn't make this shit up, it is too bizarre.

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Story spam

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No. 1829480

Listening to these, I realized that Heather's mom didn't teach her something important at around 4 years old or so. And that is that she doesnt have to say or act on whatever comes into her head. Like, she doesnt have to verbal diarrhea some guy she literally just met, and she doesnt have to tell that guy she just met that she loves him and that they have some deep and meaningful soul connection. And she doesnt have to tell a bunch of total strangers that she has no friends and they will never get her. It's all supremely offputting. And so I think the immediate solution to all of Heather's problems is a big old strip of duct tape across her mouth. (Not to mention, her personality disorder, which requires mental health treatment she will never get because clearly, being unable to amicably relate to the other 8 billion people on planet earth means there is nothing wrong with HER.)

No. 1829513

>>1829470
>I know that moment when I got off the train and ran into his arms
>I just laid across the car on his arm the whole drive to the house like oh my god I'm so in love with this person
Please tell me she's not describing their first meeting. No wonder he fled, it sounds like she was obsessive. These are all messages that you send to your friend privately, girl get a grip. Also, I hate how she complains about how she has nobody in her life yet ignores every person who tries to reach out to her.

No. 1829568

>>1829513
No, they met in PA when he was passing through. I don't know how many times they hung out before she went to NY but this was her first trip visiting him.

No. 1829585

>>1829459

From her crazy ass stories I get the impression that this guy probably wasn’t actually pulling fuckboy love bombing maneuvers or promising her “forever.” I think it’s far more likely they banged in PA, Heather convinced him to let her visit in NY, immediately started in with the “do you love me?”/“will you love me forever?” nonsense upon arrival, and Clockboy was probably just like “yeah sure whatever” because she was in his house giving off maximum bunny boiler vibes and he was legit afraid of her. But of course she’s so beyond delusional she took that as him proclaiming his undying love in return and here we are.

No. 1829587

>>1829271
am i reading this right and she expected he would want to move to a different state after knowing heather a fuckin week? she really cant understand that everybody else arent impulsive children living in a TRU LUV fairy tale. ryan probably was into her but wanted to take things at a reasonable pace and heather flipped out.
>>1829513
this is exactly why she needs friends but will never get them. any decent friend would tell her to chill out, and that her nuts expectations are torpedoing relationships before they even start. she only wants friends like the rumham guy who tell her these mean fuckboys dont deserve poor sweet heather. women arent gonna blow smoke up her ass because she has boobs and she knows it.

No. 1829604

>>1829513
Heather when she meets a guy from a hookup app:
>I know that moment when I got off the train and ran into his arms
>I just laid across the car on his arm the whole drive to the house like oh my god I'm so in love with this person
The guy: How many days can I handle of this before I check out

The fact most women behave like 1000% colder than this about dates and men and still second guess if they're being too giving and trusting. Heather needs to be very careful or she'll end up chained in a basement one day, she trusts every rando man like it is a friend or partner of a decade. Absolutely no stranger danger with this woman, another thing her mother didn't teach her when she was 4 >>1829480

No. 1829619

>>1829271
She posted stories at the beach I assume she references here, but I thought she was alone since he was nowhere to be seen at this point. Like she's just manically picking up shiny stones and he's many metres away just standing there and she associates her manic feelings with him. The clip of her running around a stone circle while he just stands there makes me think all her dates are like this.
I believe the moids do lie to her about their feelings via text and in person, because unfortunately all moids will promise literally anything for some free sex, it's one of their many negative traits. But at Heather's age she should know this, surely this is something you figure out within your first few years of dating. She's a divorcee, it's not like she has zero experience with men.

No. 1829682

It's so wild that she tries to convince people that she is the victim in every scenario when she blatantly overshares each detail of her life. Like girl, we SAW you, everyone KNOWS this wasn't a love story. Fuck I would love to hear his side.

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No. 1830035

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The begging is pathetic

No. 1830036

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This is a reply to the FB version of the above story.

No. 1830051

>>1830036
soooo… not bi then lmao.

No. 1830054

This girl is fascinatingly unhinged in the most boring, basic way. It’s like looking into a mirror except your reflection has no self-respect.

No. 1830056

>>1830036
Heather is the type of woman that claims to be bi because she knows some men find it hot. She is bi for the male gaze and is not actually bi at all.

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No. 1830068

>>1830059
I wonder if she ever asks herself "Who is my intended audience when I post this picture?" because she can't possibly think it's going to be a guy with charming intentions.

No. 1830072

>>1830059
she managed to get a plant, owls, clocks and tiddies in one shot kek. Ryans, where are you?!

No. 1830074

>>1830059
She literally naked

No. 1830075

>>1830059
Why did she ruin this with a song when it could have been the soothing sound of clocks ticking or trains blasting by smh moment spoiled

No. 1830083

>>1830059
massive "this is what you are missing out on!!!" energy on this one.

No. 1830135

>>1830059
s t u m p y

No. 1830311

>>1823800
>>1827326
>>1829468
>>1829470
>>1829471
>>1829472
>>1829473
This woman is completely unhinged. This is some of the most batshit insane, terrifying and sophomoric nonsense I've witnessed in a hot minute. Girl, no one wants you because you are the epitome of crazy stalker gf. There are horror movie scripts written about women like you.
>>1828464
Nonnie… the imagery of her weeping in a rickshaw, taking a selfie while posting about her love of sundials sent my into a fit. Ily.

No. 1830318

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keep trying rumhamryan, maybe one day she'll be desperate enough to call you up to the big leagues kek.

No. 1830354

>>1830059
Jesus Christ. Grow up Heather. Desperate and unhinged as usual.

No. 1830371

>>1830054
Same anon but I decided to read her threads from the beginning and I take this back. Bitch is crazy crazy.

No. 1830373

>>1830318
Rumham is gay. I doubt it.

No. 1830381

She is shitting on him for his interest in trains now…yet ended her stories with a picture of a clock kek. This rapid push-pull is pretty pathetic for a woman in her 30s. It'd be pretty funny but her decline in mental health this week gives off serious bunny boiler vibes.

No. 1830404

>>1830373
Got anything beyond "because I said so" to back that up?

No. 1830408

>>1830404
Nope. Just using deduction from his page and their interactions. I would make the most sense if he was.

No. 1830484

File: 1684519539620.png (152.86 KB, 1080x2400, Screenshot_20230519-140420.png)

>>1830408
At one point they stayed in a hotel together and she posted this comment about the shoot they did there (picrel). She also constantly flirts with him and calls him "daddy" which (anecdotally but nevertheless) I've never known a woman to call a gay man.

No. 1830488

>>1830484
It is much easier to refer to a man you have zero chance with as “daddy” and all the other cringe stuff she does with him. Their relationship reads as gay dude and fag hag to me is all.

No. 1830519

Heather doesnt want rumhamryan bc he's not what she considers "her type". She wants a skinny tatted spoopy boy photographer type boyfriend to be her arm candy that she can gaze at.
Sorry but rumhamryan just doesn't fit that bill for her. She friend zoned him years ago at this point.
But Heather doesn't realize that she shoots for people WAY out of her league. She views herself as a hot goth gf but she's just not.

No. 1830529

>>1830519
I seem to remember him having at least one kid too…

No. 1830554

>>1830488
Ok sure, but why is she describing the shoot with him as "foreplay" to a completely unrelated person in the comments?

No. 1830555

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No. 1830556

>>1830554
Same reason she calls herself bi. It’s a nice attention grabber. Also gay people have children? The fuck.

No. 1830558

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this story and the one before it were posted back to back. words to articulate how unhinged / delusional this behavior is fail me.

No. 1830561

>>1830555
please, no one ever get her pregnant, she would be such a horrible mother, always overbearing, always afraid, never letting her child out of sight and if her child would like something she wouldn't approve, she would make it feel so bad about it. The idea of her as a mother is even more horrible than the idea of her as a partner.

>>1830558
she could be out of a horror movie made by Wes Craven…

No. 1830574

Rant currently in her insta stories that's pretty entertaining lol. Sorry I can't screen record.

No. 1830606

>>1830574
I had to stop watching, the obsessive/frantic hair stroking in almost every story was stressing me out. It was all the same bullshit though, from what I did see. And now she's calling ClockRyan a "complete fucking psycho".

No. 1830609

>>1830556
Ayrt I don’t think other people’s kids - gay dad or not - is heather’s style, that’s all.

No. 1830614

she did clarify one thing in the latest story rant, which is the connection between wanting a baby and wanting a Ryan: she said "I'll be your sugar mama you can be my baby" when referencing how hard it is for her to "get a man." no less than five minutes after she said that she was going to try to pick up guys at the gym because they are "more emotionally mature" (???) than the moids she's interacted with on dating apps…

No. 1830626

File: 1684534724779.jpeg (194.27 KB, 828x1461, CC4C8A58-6A53-4FEB-B154-5C4149…)

She deleted this pretty quickly

No. 1830627

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No. 1830648

Damn clockRyan really caused this bitch to spiral. One minute she's cry, next she's showing off her tits in lingerie and now talking about having a baby. Well I guess we can thank clockRyan for all the milk.

No. 1830650

>>1830626
how you gonna be a sugar mama when you're broke

No. 1830736

File: 1684546730581.png (527.44 KB, 1446x816, Screen Shot 2023-05-19 at 7.40…)

I couldn't get the entire poem in the screenshot so here it is.

You told me to smile because it happened.
But I can’t smile yet because it was real and it was lost.

I replay the start of our short story in my head every day, and I beg God for another chance to do it all over and do it so differently. Loving you was like witnessing a shooting star. Bright, beautiful, exciting, burning and then gone forever, all the other stars in the sky just can’t compare.

I know you don’t have room in your heart for me, but I’m not ready to evict you from mine. I still hear your voice in my dreams and upon waking, I lay in the silence of your absence. Regret haunts me, it’s dark cloud always there.

I love you and I wish this was all just a bad dream. But it’s not. I fell in love with a storm, I shouldn’t have expected to come out unchanged.

No. 1830745

>>1830736
It blows my mind how fucked up she is. Jesus girl GET HELP. She’s so terminally online that I don’t believe they shared more than a week together (like actually together, texting not included) and these professions of undying love are just so, so embarrassing. I don’t feel badly for her because there are multiple resources at her fingertips (the same fingertips she only uses to swipe dating apps) but it’s truly sad to watch. She not only will never learn, she’s just spiraling further down the drain. You’re circling that drain now girl. I could totally see her popping up on Deadly Women some day, she’s about to full on snap and start killing Ryans. YOU SAID THE WORD LOVE ONCE reet reet

No. 1830775

>>1830059
She looks chunky. Not that that's a problem but didn't she used to be obsessed with being skinny? These positions are not flattering either.

I'd be worried about her poking holes in condoms, that's the kind of energy she's giving off yikes.

No. 1830777

>>1830627
"I am a WHOLE ASS experience."
Yeah…..I'm sure you are.

No. 1830778

>>1830555
yeah, THIS is what’s going to attract the perfect Ryan
not a bit desperate

No. 1830841

File: 1684567875395.jpeg (66.53 KB, 828x850, IMG_2914.jpeg)

>>1830627
She really scares me. Can see the comment about her killing Ryans come true.

No. 1830853

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She's been posting shit like this to her stories for days now, can you imagine what she's doing to his phone?

No. 1830934

>>1830606
>complete fucking psycho
I think she’s talking about BrianRyan, the straggly long hair tatted scrote. We started this thread with his entrance, and exit, kek. >> 1743130

No. 1830940

>>1830627
Her constantly messing with her hair in every single video is pissing me off. Some things that made me laugh
>vaguely referencing Lurch as her last "polaroid daddy" when talking about a date she was supposed to go on this weekend
>I just fucking give up! I'm just going to die alone!
>No man's ever gonna love me!
>(laughing) My life is so fucking embarrassing!
>I'll be your sugar mama!
Heather's bs reminds me to grow up whenever I get a little too frustrated about not being able to connect with someone. Holy shit.

No. 1830984

>>1830853
She's definitely the type who makes google voice phone numbers so she can continue texting you after she's blocked

No. 1831013

>>1830934
No, she said the “compete fucking psycho” loved trains so she was talking about ClockRyan

No. 1831015

File: 1684596540272.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 140.04 KB, 828x1451, 28C2ABBC-B50A-4E53-988A-2769EB…)

Is she manic?

No. 1831021

>>1831015
No. Just desperate.

No. 1831059

>>1831015
Yeah, probably. The last minute trip to follow her Bumble date who was simultaneously PsYcHO and her great Love, all the manic spending and fluctuations in mood cycles/irritability. She's pretty textbook.

No. 1831065

>>1831015
Honestly speechless at this point. Why post this sad frowsy looking booty shot. This is bleaque.

No. 1831073

File: 1684604185898.jpg (96.58 KB, 720x1280, D64C50E0082E40A7A105036E3BDB00…)

Serving "Drew Droege as Chloe Sevigny" for Paracon today.

No. 1831075

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>>1831073
Picrel.

No. 1831103


No. 1831104

LOCKING IMMINENT

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No. 1831108

Nonalitas, I beg you, please someone else make a new thread this time. I have taken several for the team. Do your worst! Love you.

No. 1831127

>>1831108
I can give it a go, but it won't be until tomorrow as I work late. If anyone else feels inspired to do it in the meantime, please feel free.

No. 1831165

File: 1684614990244.jpeg (262.55 KB, 1049x2005, IMG_8580.jpeg)

Can she stop with the torn black jeans and flowered docs? She owns other clothes right? She has now announced that she is OVER this boy (stop calling men boys) but I doubt she’ll make it to the end of the day without bringing him up again. I love her rants because it’s always kind of confusing to me how many times she says the word fuck. I’ve come to consider her as actually retarded so when she swears it’s extra off-putting lol.

No. 1831172

>>1831127
Appreciate you! If you can…

No. 1831173

>>1831165
Samefag to say I love how she’s deluding herself with the ultra wide setting on her iPhone. She’s hitting the gym Monday, though, right?

No. 1833834

File: 1684961911183.png (197.87 KB, 530x834, Screen Shot 2023-05-24 at 3.00…)

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