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No. 1761552
do squirrels ever sneeze?
prev thread
>>>/ot/1760255FARMHAND EDIT: fujo spam in these threads is now being treated as bait and will result in a ban No. 1761578
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No. 1761586
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>>1761565>>1761575Just wanted to make a new thread before a fujo could with their stupid hurrdurr go to the bechdel thread, goddamn, fuck you too then
No. 1761599
Listen to my
FUCKING words. Listen to what you DO TO ME!!
>>1761586 reminds me of when DW called arthur a faggot
No. 1761605
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Don't the spergs go to sleep at this hour usually?
No. 1761643
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AHHH
No. 1761646
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>>1761620I LOVE YOU TOO. I don’t understand spanish but memes in spanish just seem 10x funnier to me
No. 1761647
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CHPLEWW
No. 1761650
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>>1761622Thank you
nonnie, I have rescued it from my 2012 folder.
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i need these
No. 1761666
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>>1761644Don't call her names like that
(bait) No. 1761681
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Do not reply to the post below this or you will get mild tummy ache tonight (testing my internet hexes)
No. 1761683
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my favourite husbandofag is the japanese westaboo obssesed with dr caligari
No. 1761692
>>1761681I was gonna do it to help test your hex powers but unfortunately they posted
fag shit sorry
No. 1761694
>>1761686never watched dr caligari
nonny? i dont feel comfortable shitposting among uncultured idiots
No. 1761703
>>1761698You are male
Minora majora gang
No. 1761704
>>1761683What the fuck
nonnie, I just discovered this artist today while looking at tumblr for the first time in years. Are you cyber stalking me through my computer
nonnie? Deeply unsettled right now. Their art is so good though.
No. 1761712
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first yaoi of the thread?(bait)
No. 1761715
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>>1761704we share a single braincell
No. 1761729
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>>1761719just found out about the word labium, did you girls know about this?
No. 1761735
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>>1761725theyre eels with shitty little eel bones and cant help it
No. 1761738
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stop infighting
No. 1761748
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Let me in
No. 1761752
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off to watch telly, enjoy your shitposts cuties ily!!!!
No. 1761759
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>>1761756
post hand, here's mine
No. 1761766
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Oil
No. 1761783
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did you think it was a boy or a girl? always though girl
No. 1761787
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>>1761784ANON I AM TRYING GODDAMMIT MY SCALP IS SO DRY BUT IM TRYING
No. 1761788
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whch one was your favourite? mine was the crackhead squirrel, my best friend was obsessed with the bunny
No. 1761803
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i keep trying to find a good picture with all of them but the front page of google images is pure autism
No. 1761812
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>>1761803I forgot about the lamb and the pickle
No. 1761822
>>1761788Nutty
Love the edgy anime stuff btw
No. 1761855
>>1761847apparently you can use yellow tomatoes to make yellow sauce
Besides red tomato-based sauces, I also like rosa sauce and vodka sauce which are like pink and orange sauces. and pesto which is green sauce
No. 1761917
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>>1761914Where is my cinnamon cake, nonna?
No. 1761920
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>>1761914Same. Glad to have met you.
No. 1761926
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>>1761915Halle-fucking-lujah, took long enough
>>1761918Cull one batch of retards, and another shows up to take their place
>>1761914This is so great
nonnie, the farms may have a lot of problems but it does lead to something nice every once in a while ♥
No. 1761927
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hey anons from ftm thread, I’m the one who posted looking for fellow gc napoleonic history enjoyers, we can talk here or on discord: dukeofdamnation ?
No. 1761955
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>>1761915WOOOOHOO celebrate good times come on!
No. 1761969
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>>1761586Thanks anon. I'm glad I missed most of everything and it's over kek. Peace returns to the land.
>>1761834I have some frozen pasta in my fridge, I might make some in solidarity. Personally, my favorite way to eat spaghetti is by adding some heavy cream and a little cheese to the tomato sauce. It makes it super rich, although closer to an alfredo or vodka sauce than spaghetti kek.
No. 1761973
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>>1761927ayo anon i'm the one who posted junot. sent you a request in discord
not posting my username here but i'm the one with a gengar icon No. 1762003
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I'm unorganized and bad at reaching out and talking to people, I should so work with HR
No. 1762008
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>>1761615She would never say this, she's a lesbian
No. 1762013
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That really ugly fragaria boy made me find out that Sanrio has a fucking salmon fillet character.
No. 1762017
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>>1762013lol I love it. I swear someone on here said Badtz Maru was a girl so I was very sad to learn he’s actually a stinky boy
No. 1762019
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>>1762013Oh my god, what were they thinking when designing this
No. 1762022
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>>1762013Seriously, if sanrio could tone down the designs just a bit, the boys would look amazing. I’m seething because I love companies making hot anime boys, but sanrio keeps messing up, this is like their third time.
In the case of Hello Kitty’s sub, just turn that belt into a slutty garterbelt with the apple, turn the military jacket into a military coat with the cute pockets, remove the should things and give him an open shoulders shirt, and make the hair smooth instead of spiky, that’s it, he would be adorable. Bonus points if his pupils are apples because of “the apple of my eye” kek.
No. 1762023
>>1762013edible and yummy
>>1762019not edible but I'd still throw him into boiling water or the oven
No. 1762035
>>1762029I mean, come on, if someone told you
>hey buddy, wanna make a hot boy for sanrio?And the suited nutcase gave you a salmon fillet character, what would you do? I would lose my sleep for months trying to make a salmon fillet look sexy.
I honestly think that person was very horny but didn’t read that much about the fillet salmon boy who is a magical boy.
A magical boy theme that’s less horny would’ve worked better, with frills and non-hooker shoes.
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>>1762043I know right, that would’ve made more sense. Something kind of like pic related but in salmon fillet palette.
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>>1762039>>1762044I pinched myself but it didn't work, help
No. 1762070
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Ouhh… so eepy….
No. 1762117
>>1761915>no fun allowedLiterally the only thing that has made these threads fun in the past few weeks and now its gone because cyberpolicechan freaked the fuck out
Fujosisters should we make a new dumbass shit thread with animeboy freedom because I don't want to post in /g/
(stop) No. 1762160
>>1762117>>1762140And why don’t you want to post here
>>>/g/357632 ? Because you have the mental capacity of a 12 year old and enjoy being annoying? Your cringe porn spam was not fun it made me avoid the thread for weeks
>>1762151Once again
>>>/g/357632>>>/g/357632>>>/g/357632 No. 1762217
ATA
>>1761732 I meant to say your mother carried you on her hip until you were 8 KEK
No. 1762220
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>>1762204>acting like you know exactly who an anonymous poster is okay schizo
No. 1762229
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Women at work
No. 1762230
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Cuteee
No. 1762251
>>1762236Yeah, i don't even hate fujos why would i? they could have fun by themselves talking about a shared hobby at their own thread specially because is usually NSFW, instead they force it onto unwilling users at unrelated threads, its just attention whoring at that point
>>1762245Not everyone that calls you out is an antifujo
No. 1762287
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i miss her
No. 1762294
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>>1762279i meant /manure/, i always got them confused. /manure/ had its UI become unreadable at some point so until they fix that i'll take /sty/
>>1762282chu
>>1762290its worse than it was back then but its still the same old mickey d's for the most part
(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 1762302
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I’m not trying to bully anyone but can we all agree as a whole community that being a grown adult mother with 3 kids that you’ve given birth to and then making these dumbass 2009 flickr faces should be a punishable offense
No. 1762308
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I had a dream during my nap that i was browsing this thread and it was really active n all and i was replying and then a poster just casually admits to being a man and it was shocking bc he was a part of a prev convo going on and did not make it very apparent that he's a moid, and ig a lot of nonnas replied and he ended up posting himself itt and he actually looked attractive and fit and nonnas continued replying, and idk what happened after that bc then i woke up shocked bc it all felt so real, it even had the girltalk theme.
No. 1762332
>>1762329you mean
>never intendedbecause /sty/ definitely was before it became unlisted
No. 1762333
>>1762324But it’ll gain more traffic if you post about your interests there,
nonnie, it’s a two way street.
No. 1762335
we can repurpose /cream/ for man cream posting
>>1762333its not shit because its slow, its shit because its shit
(ban evasion) No. 1762339
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>>1761552>fujo spam in these threads is now being treated as bait and will result in a banFinally! Thank you farmhands!!
No. 1762345
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Good morningg
No. 1762351
>>1762335You want a whole ass board for your shitposting when you already got fujochan
>its not shit because its slow, its shit because its shitboohoo
No. 1762352
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Girls, some yumeposting is allowed in the /g/ thread as long as doesn't get excessive (you can take it to the husbando threads if its too graphic). If you want to banter, do that as well as long it's not majority of the thread. You can also still use the dumbass shit thread for other topics in another tab it's really not difficult. Please reconsider using it.
>>>/g/357632 No. 1762358
>>1762335I don’t think it’s shit
nonnie I feel like we could all have fun there
No. 1762367
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>>1762355Stop being mean we’re trying to help you nonna
No. 1762370
>>1762367It's clear that some anons just want to shit up these threads.
>>1762356What animal is this?
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>>1762370>>1762359Webkinz gazelle according to reverse image search
No. 1762378
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Where is the original Borzoi hater post, will I ever know…
No. 1762380
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>>1762373>>1762355Post some bishieyaoibutthole porn bitchass, c'mon i dare you don't be shy
(infighting) No. 1762391
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so its this thread back to being boring as shit talk about food?
No. 1762394
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Who wants some kinchi
No. 1762408
>>1762380ok here's a peek at one i'm workin on
https://files.catbox.moe/fkakxn.pngi tried to mimic the 899k followers 140k likes coomer hentai art style for rendering practice
No. 1762450
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Nick and Ryan is actually so shit, any "ghosthunting" show is shit, it just relies upon pareidolia, paranoia, and shitty audio which captures shit that could be vague enough to sound like movement or a voice. and their "skeptic vs believer" trope isn't even done well, they're all believers, one or two is just slightly more chill about it or more stoic, and it never works out bc now you have three fucking idiots in a abandoned or empty or secluded place just gradually getting more scared bc they keep validating each other's pareidolia, they don't even explain how certain devices work, how tf does that doohickey work? we know how remotes work, it sends a infrared light and the TV picks up on it, thermometers work bc the mercury expands, touch screens work bc of electric charges, how tf those beepy things work??
No. 1762472
>>1762454here, come funpost
nonny >>1762397i dont even care about THEM. I am just tired of women having to lobotomize their spaces because some people cant stand women having fun and being honest. I want to read real women being unhinged, not a lobotomized orwellian thread run by a minimod literal schizo threatening to send people to jail for posting anime boys.
No. 1762484
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>>1762458ayrt i also think they're funny, i kinda like their stuff, but i just hatewatch their ghost hunting stuff, bc i like trying to come up with rational explanations for their spooky activity and i like looking at old or dilapidated scenery and. i wish i could go urbexing with nonnies one day.
No. 1762507
>>1762499NTA but the samefagging accusation is getting tiresome
>>1762504That anon did post porn a few times, i noticed often in spite
No. 1762510
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>>1762499literally no one was posting porn but the cyberpolice sperg were calling everyone fat/a virgin/stinky/''fish fingers'' and other obvious moid/troon posts. I dont want to share a thread with an obvious gross troon powermodding.
No. 1762512
>>1762504Posting 2 guys kissing is one thing, but it devolving into some guy shitting out meat on the toilet is
kind of annoying, and it’s also why there’s a brand spankin’ new thread on /g/ for you all to enjoy if you would like to post about things like that.
No. 1762524
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>>1762516he wasnt banned, i just took that screenshot. The mods seem more interested in listening to people who make obvious troon/moid posts like these than actual anons, it's really sad.
No. 1762536
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anons, it’s over now they made their own thread, please stop dragging this out
No. 1762537
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>>1762524is this guy the same as the one in the husbando posting thread? the seething threats feel similar
No. 1762543
>>1762524azelia banks style creativity in that post. I know it sucks to get roasted
nonny but move on
No. 1762544
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>>1762367Don't feel bad, they were the ones who wanted a shitpost thread anyway.
No. 1762548
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>>1762534why the fuck are you lying omg even the sperg said it was spoilered
>>1760601 the infighting didnt start because anons posted porn, it started because a retard couldnt stand people talking about something she personally doenst like for 5 seconds
No. 1762551
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>>1762548Sweetie pie, honeybun, please scroll up a little. The photo was originally posted unspoilered and you can see the immediate reactions to it. It’s really not hard to do thorough research. This argument has been over kek, stop trying.
No. 1762567
>>1762556mine too, FUNNYWOMEN BOYCOTT THIS THREAD.
what were we doing next again? the funpost thread or lobbying /meta/ for our rights?
No. 1762581
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Turns out cancers actually have us beat by .3%…what a shame
No. 1762584
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I’m smiling at u
No. 1762585
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I hand wash a lot of my stuff, and now every time I do I always think about that one infight. The anons who were acting like handwashing is easy are LIARS or haven't done it or aren't very thorough about it. I just did a load (shirts, underwear, pants, shorts, rags) and my back hurts and I'm sweaty and my legs and arms and shirt are wet and my hands are crampy and there's dried soap on various areas of my body and I still have to wash socks and some other small things later. I reserve all my heavy and large items for machines though. One time I tried to wash my bathrobe and the sheer weight of it when wet literally made me feel like I was going to topple over. Plus it was impossible to fully ring out.
No. 1762588
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>>1762575I'm not going to make an effort be funny at all or talk about the random innocent retarded shit if I can't also talk about retarded gay shit anymore.
No. 1762591
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No. 1762593
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The ringlets in her hair always pissed me off so bad
No. 1762614
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FUCK MARRY KILL
Driver, Dano, Dourif
No. 1762620
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cement ummy yummy ummy yummy yummy yummy in my tummy tummy doo doo
No. 1762626
>>1762524Not only that but also highly blasphemous behavior like defiling the name of the queen. This whole thing feels like when trannyhands first posted and everyone but him got banned at first.
>>1762585Kek, do you remember what thread that was? I love handwashing, it's like a bonding experience with your clothes.
No. 1762634
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>>1762614KEK this banner popped up athe perfect time
No. 1762637
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>>1762614Marrying Forbidden Man because he seems sweet and I'm fond of ADfags. fucking Dourif cause I like Chucky (not like that) and I also like Douriffags even I though I do not want to touch his wrinkly penis. Killing Dano because he looks like he smells like hotdog water and has the vibe of a redditor, just from appearance cause I know nothing about him.
No. 1762641
>>1762614nonny why
and why do all their last names start with d, hmm
No. 1762654
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Pretty nifty room ya'll got here.(newfaggotry)
No. 1762655
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this thread reminded me of these last night
No. 1762663
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Nonnies, if there was a plastic surgery/cosmetic procedure that had to be done to all men above the age of 20 without exception, what would you want it to be?
No. 1762665
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>>1762662I rewatched some of it yesterday hahaha
No. 1762667
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>>1762641You must play the game, if you want to survive
No. 1762669
>>1762614fuck driver
marry dano
kill dourif (idk him but he's ugly)
No. 1762685
>>1762614Fuck dourif
Marry dano
Kill driver
No. 1762689
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>>1762655>>1762665buff flippy best flippy
No. 1762703
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Can someone bully me into not vaping anymore I won’t report you or take it personal
No. 1762716
>>1762705Damn girl. Well vaping looks retarded and you're still an addict even if your nicotine smells like fruity assholes. Your lungs are getting a nice dose of vegetable glycerine along with your gums drying out causing possible tooth loss
>>1762714This too
No. 1762721
>>1762703My fuckboy ex who just screwed me over loved this exact fucking vape.
Do you really want me to associate you with mental instability and financial leechdom, anon? Cause I will!
No. 1762724
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>>1762663Neuter them and end world crime
Save the top 1% for caged breeding fodder
No. 1762726
>>1762614fuck douriff (just regular ugly)
marry driver (the least ugly if you put a bag on his head)
kill dano (THE ugliest of them all. can't stand a boneless moonfaced man)
No. 1762730
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>>1762717samefag but that packaging is just like this print of Murakami's Pinball, do you want to vape fucking Murakami? I don't think so.
>>1762720Then even zoomers think she's a braindead asshole and that should worry her
No. 1762731
>>1762724Exactly
>>1762725WHERE'S MY JUUL WHERE'S MY JUUL SO NOT COOL
No. 1762740
>>1762736just don't strain yourself
nonny pls
No. 1762748
>>1762614Idk who dourof is so I'll set him aside
Dano and driver both look like good husbands. I'd let them fight to the death for survival and pretend it's for my love
No. 1762754
File: 1699562319196.jpg (152.55 KB, 634x1024, Photos from Carrie Bradshaw's …)
Watch the Five Nights at Freddy's movie or Sex and The City?
No. 1762755
File: 1699562342627.jpeg (235.49 KB, 1080x1920, IMG_7181.jpeg)
What’s your favorite kind of puppy. I love dalmatians so much and I know they’re psychic that’s why firefighters utilize them (and Saint Bhernards)
No. 1762762
>>1762751Me vs NPCs
I am the only sentient one in this thread
No. 1762771
File: 1699562560925.jpg (13.13 KB, 235x242, 2657e2ad9841810974da21148b5530…)
>>1762755If "
nonny" embodied a dog
No. 1762782
File: 1699562698517.jpg (177.16 KB, 1080x1080, 3cecdc35ecc4c9efa15f61cd3e1ea2…)
>>1762755I like the retarded small breeds like shi tzu and lhasa apso, but I also like lean dogs like the xolo
No. 1762785
File: 1699562740318.jpg (51.4 KB, 640x800, download.jpg)
>>1762755I love rotties and dobies. It's not a specific breed, but I also love dogs that have a gray and brown color combo
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No. 1762792
File: 1699562829747.jpg (69.81 KB, 507x556, qvo85gmut1461.jpg)
best girl but she hates that fujo life…
No. 1762816
File: 1699563262445.jpg (39.55 KB, 557x321, knqzmkpbtvv61.jpg)
>>1762813Asuka hates all gays though
No. 1762821
File: 1699563386308.jpg (188.01 KB, 736x1142, Melrose Brown Maxi Dress US 14…)
I die every time I see someone in a maxi dress with SNEAKERS! I understand that not everyone likes a heel, but SNEAKERS? Really? When there are so many cute flat shoes?
No. 1762826
File: 1699563426962.jpg (113.84 KB, 700x933, carrie-bradshaw-zara-trends-27…)
>>1762754You know the answer,
nonnie.
No. 1762830
File: 1699563480454.jpg (113.3 KB, 640x800, sneakers.jpg)
>>1762821Samefag, if I see you wearing this in public I will glare and hope you step in dog poop
No. 1762834
File: 1699563577899.jpg (115.21 KB, 912x599, tumblr_b967bb0ec070b37d0ee79d7…)
>>1762829Seeing her and Kaworu banter in spinoff material is pretty funny
No. 1762840
File: 1699563680981.jpg (97 KB, 640x800, The One Easy Outfit You Can We…)
>>1762839Ok fine what about this.
No. 1762843
File: 1699563777730.jpg (76.11 KB, 561x419, tumblr_98bc017fad2865a025f9aae…)
No. 1762845
File: 1699563862585.jpg (174.13 KB, 736x1104, 7 Casual Shoes That Play Excep…)
>>1762842What about now?
this woman is very pretty, the outfit is a shame No. 1762851
File: 1699563959289.jpeg (864.45 KB, 1170x1387, IMG_7183.jpeg)
No. 1762855
File: 1699563998441.jpeg (98.25 KB, 750x415, EB3244C6-2E1A-433D-8568-92DBBB…)
>>1762843good GOD that chin
No. 1762859
File: 1699564037515.jpg (29.92 KB, 698x989, MoonSkinned _ _Monolith of Tee…)
>>1762847What like you think she has an eldritch monster under there?
No. 1762861
File: 1699564112024.gif (3.47 MB, 640x354, He_returns.gif)
No. 1762866
File: 1699564216396.jpg (1.05 MB, 2400x2400, A1NevzDsyxL.jpg)
Honestly I feel like gravy is one of those things that have barely any difference whether or you make it from scratch or but it hoemade. Packet gravy probably has a ridiculous amount of sodium though.
No. 1762874
File: 1699564485276.jpg (172.33 KB, 689x1053, Tumblr_l_106339824037244.jpg)
>>1762828>>1762813>>1762816yes, i am a devout homomisandrist, and a fujo, you can be both. you can be anything you want.
♥ No. 1762875
File: 1699564529646.png (1.65 MB, 1438x810, Screen Shot 2023-11-09 at 1.16…)
>>1762821Agreed. It gives me the same ick as the "dresses over jeans" trend from the 2000s
No. 1762887
File: 1699564761714.jpg (44.26 KB, 680x584, zkoess0u9k181.jpg)
>>1762828Poor Asuka…still though let this be a warning to the homophobic nonnies.
No. 1762890
>>1762885There's a lot of recent trad anons who are convinced gay men are going to steal their husbands away
No before you ask I don't get how they convinced themselves of this either.
No. 1762904
File: 1699565152146.jpg (95.16 KB, 1000x935, 817bzZTK19L._AC_UF1000,1000_QL…)
>>1762885nonna, here's some duct tape to get off the hay, you really wrangled that strawman, didn't you?
whoever said that i hated homosexual men for being homosexuals? they're degenerates by virtue of being male. seriously, you can't possibly compare lesbians with homosexual moids, can you?
No. 1762918
>>1762910Nta but one compiles on the other
Homo males would have been exterminated by now if they didn't latch onto the good graces of women who they mimic and taunt. Anal sex is also disgusting
No. 1762924
>>1762921There are several of us responding to these, I'm not the same anon as
>>1762911 kek
No. 1762928
File: 1699565713792.jpeg (1.55 MB, 1170x1571, IMG_7188.jpeg)
>>1762920you never came across one of these in the wild?
No. 1762929
File: 1699565747363.jpg (602.6 KB, 1089x1506, 109790781_p0.jpg)
>>1762924I never said there wasn't multiple anons like this.
No. 1762958
File: 1699567026000.jpg (130.68 KB, 581x389, 1-26-12eggs1.jpg)
>>1762951three bags of these bad boys in my fridge, do you want one?
No. 1762974
File: 1699567619193.jpg (285.51 KB, 1600x902, 1689259361.jpg)
>>1762960i love you egg
nonny. i am not american and just discovered bag egg at the grocery store recently. soft boiled egg is slightly superior to hard boiled btw top tier taste, hope you can go to the store and make your egg dream come true soon
>>1762971it's a resealable bag, the gray ring is from boiling them too long afaik so the bag egg are fine for the most part
No. 1762987
>>1762979make your own mayo
nonnie it's just egg/yolk and oil
No. 1763037
File: 1699569774657.png (1.26 MB, 929x878, stupid.PNG)
Do you consider yourself more or less intelligent than the average lolcow user?
No. 1763047
>>1763037I have nearly a genius IQ of 142, although measured by Focus magazine it was 172, it can variate with illness and test bias etc. I'm certainly ambidextrous, I have a larger than normal head size at least for a woman, I have a degree.
I'm utterly useless at maths and learning languages though.
Started reading of my own volition at 3, went to school prematurely, started my own yaoi art style, have predicted events and sometimes what people are thinking, and still I'm an unmitigated failure in life despite constantly trying to succeed.
Having intellectual, creative and brain abilities means zero zip if people don't like you.
Ah well the vagaries of life…
No. 1763118
File: 1699571902128.jpg (162.07 KB, 736x920, download (2).jpg)
I actually don't think it's fair that burgers are the face of unhealthy food. It's just meat, bread and vegetables, no one would call that unhealthy in any other form but you stack them on top of eachother and the world goes crazy. Really the carbs from the bread is the only issue, but you can always do a lettuce wrap instead or forego the bread entirely flying dutchman style.
But THESE burgers that people make on the internet for attention are definitely not good for you. And I hate that genre of food videos where people put a bunch of random food together, I've seen it be called stunt food because you know it's only for show and no one is really eating that shit.
No. 1763132
File: 1699572397463.jpeg (24.19 KB, 360x342, 10251132-9E0B-43D4-BD85-D0A108…)
my cat has worms in his ass. i am the worst mother ever
No. 1763198
File: 1699575341212.jpeg (759.39 KB, 2250x4000, IMG_7197.jpeg)
No. 1763209
File: 1699575762391.jpeg (28.21 KB, 645x645, shopping.jpeg)
I like color block clothing.
No. 1763239
>>1762736I think not,
nonnie, get back in the cave.
>>1763232Mildly cringe? You are insanely cringe for having the evil lizard from Monsters Inc. as your husbando. Don't deny it; I traced your IP.
No. 1763240
File: 1699577266929.png (1.13 MB, 1080x1053, f2ca6976e0c979c47d63198ec90381…)
>>1763232It's ok to be cringe, I love you
No. 1763257
File: 1699578272318.png (371.86 KB, 672x637, Untitled1_20231109180053.png)
>farmhand redtexting every other post in celebricows for not saging
No. 1763272
File: 1699578907395.jpeg (882.13 KB, 1170x1153, IMG_7201.jpeg)
No. 1763294
File: 1699580480523.jpeg (93.74 KB, 986x554, IMG_7203.jpeg)
>>1763289I’m sorry if it’s annoying
nonnie you’ve just awoken a new appreciation for Gazelles within me
No. 1763312
File: 1699581467763.jpg (109.8 KB, 675x1200, maltipoo.jpg)
There's nothing wrong with having kids when you're older, but whenever I see people having kids in their 40s or even 50s I always think about how their kids might end up walking all over them once they become teenagers. Who even wants to deal with that once they're middle-aged?
No. 1763323
>>1763315Kek so angry calm down
>>1763319Same
No. 1763330
File: 1699581976619.jpg (Spoiler Image,316.27 KB, 1908x1146, article-2607629-1D2CBEF9000005…)
Uh oh lizzy
No. 1763335
File: 1699582076631.jpg (106.93 KB, 1561x1561, 61if6aXsL9L.jpg)
>>1763332Your ride is here
No. 1763341
File: 1699582280297.jpeg (174.87 KB, 881x336, IMG_7205.jpeg)
>>1763338She doesn’t look dead it’s also not bloody and there’s no nudity
No. 1763363
File: 1699582961194.png (Spoiler Image,359.81 KB, 595x801, 1695586908802132.png)
>>1763359Why is my man catching strays wtf
No. 1763371
File: 1699583204700.jpg (797.28 KB, 3024x4032, 1699514218982668.jpg)
>>1763367I am not trying to fatigue anyone and I don't spam, I just love him. I actually think it's hilarious when anons are like eww
No. 1763395
File: 1699583712706.jpg (146.26 KB, 1186x1084, octobese.jpg)
>>1763389can you tell me the mods addresses?
No. 1763415
File: 1699584064504.png (855.73 KB, 1723x1523, 1694022159408.png)
I also dont consent to your guises zoosadism fetishes. I would like you to register as a sex offended.
No. 1763420
File: 1699584106062.jpg (10.06 KB, 275x172, 1657184692068.jpg)
Did the attention whore came back? i bet she already posted that gross figurine or some porn gif, she cannot function without at least a dose of hourly attention from random on an imageboard
No. 1763432
File: 1699584316060.jpeg (954.31 KB, 1170x1344, IMG_7208.jpeg)
Heyy
No. 1763437
File: 1699584389765.jpg (1.05 MB, 2048x1724, 202212100211028.jpg)
gayops made me drop my pic
No. 1763441
File: 1699584425367.jpeg (24.45 KB, 739x415, IMG_7328.jpeg)
>>1763037I did an online IQ test once and it said I’m smart so yeah I am pretty sure I’m like smarter than most.
No. 1763447
File: 1699584525271.png (728.4 KB, 640x501, ART.png)
stealing art to make full art proxy lands awesome
No. 1763454
File: 1699584854258.jpg (9.02 KB, 250x141, 31_mcurbdvg.jpg)
>>1763448I guess its not enforced
No. 1763465
File: 1699585404565.jpeg (173.64 KB, 850x970, 18DBBCE8-ADB0-4109-80DE-41A74A…)
>>1763451
I love Marina and Pearl shipping art because I self-insert as Marina and pretend that Pearl is a friend of mine.
No. 1763468
File: 1699585465373.png (9.38 KB, 816x133, Do not post NSFW imagery here.…)
>>1763463It's not what's written
No. 1763474
File: 1699585681216.jpg (22.67 KB, 567x549, 7ef825312c3a5672b48da8b0907624…)
aaaa my stomach feels weird
No. 1763490
>>1763480Did you delete your message or just edit it am I really going crazy. I’ve never seen it, all I know is he is an autistic nerd.
>>1763481 and is right so. If only he wasn’t a moid, big bang theory anons tell me if there are interesting nerd female characters.
No. 1763501
>>1762813 >>1762874
This just sounds like a roundabout way of stating your cognitive dissonance.
No. 1763569
>>1763563Samefag, and the pinkpill thread is here
https://lolcow.farm/2X/res/19663.htmlI don't get it, is this some roundabout way of getting links to /2X/
No. 1763643
File: 1699592422055.jpeg (833.86 KB, 1170x705, IMG_7214.jpeg)
Where are my sylvanianons
No. 1763778
File: 1699598538559.jpeg (871 KB, 736x981, 84AD798D-7C39-4220-BA15-9644BE…)
>>1763768right behind you nonna
No. 1763783
File: 1699598714537.png (766.49 KB, 626x417, 181624-25286.png)
>>1763778Psst psst psst come here cutie
No. 1763789
File: 1699598862577.jpeg (94.4 KB, 1280x720, AF60F6BD-33C9-418A-89DD-396C17…)
>>1763783tf am i supposed to do with raw fuckin beans? I’m really gonna get your ass now
No. 1763800
File: 1699599145324.png (1.22 MB, 800x534, 166666762.png)
>>1763789Wooow too good for beans? Have some skittles or whatever and stay in your gamer basement
No. 1763803
File: 1699599207913.jpg (53.42 KB, 500x500, artworks-oyd7QcdZquwGaLVo-HeTd…)
Just permed my eyelashes at home and now my eyes look so big
No. 1763825
File: 1699599895282.gif (1.39 MB, 201x275, 1676853564123.gif)
>>1763768Running from cyberpolice-chan
(ban evading sperg) No. 1763835
File: 1699600305900.jpg (30.09 KB, 343x400, 585fc96c6b0ee1e476a02c2eeea7f8…)
>>1763768i just woke up give me a minute dang…
No. 1763882
File: 1699601686217.jpg (48.16 KB, 374x545, fluttershy_02_by_james_stalink…)
You made me–
No. 1763885
File: 1699601764346.jpeg (152.46 KB, 1064x888, IMG_7216.jpeg)
I love sniffing my fingers after I bite my nails so much
No. 1763897
File: 1699601934600.gif (1.34 MB, 498x278, toki-wartooth-metalocalypse.gi…)
>>1763864No. Leave me be!
No. 1763938
>>1763868I have a kit with the chemicals, you can just buy them online and they come with instructions. I would personally avoid the potentially dubious Amazon ones though, the one I have is from a company called Diablo Cosmetics.
You glue a little silicone pad to your eyelid, then glue your lashes to the pad and put some chemicals on it. After a while you can wipe it all off and the hair will stay curled
No. 1764004
File: 1699604001395.jpg (86.91 KB, 1241x1237, 20231107_012217.jpg)
Can't you talk about something else
No. 1764022
>>1764015stop laughing at me
>>1764018i dont, i worm myself every 3 months
No. 1764023
>>1763948I just did it standing in front of my bathroom mirror, and when I was waiting for the chemicals to do their thing I walked away to use my computer. Did one eye at a time so I could have one eye shut and the other open, apparently some people do 2 at a time but that seems risky and uncomfortable and you might not notice if the lashes get crooked while you're doing it.
It takes 3-5 minutes for each solution to develop, and there are 2 solutions, so 6-10 minutes of waiting. You could easily just sit/stand there doing nothing if you were nervous. I'd say you can get the whole process done in under 30 minutes, it's trying to glue the lashes down that's the most finicky part.
Definitely have to be careful when messing around near the eyeballs but it's overall not
difficult No. 1764025
File: 1699604401488.jpg (1.66 MB, 960x1273, RDT_20231015_21105125579135032…)
>>1764019Wish the hot ones would do this
No. 1764034
File: 1699604638363.png (2.69 MB, 1280x1280, het ships.png)
Did top 9 het ships
Trying to do a yuri one but I'm really struggling which I feel a bit bad about…
No. 1764040
>>1764035Fakir x Ahiru (princess tutu)
Ukyo x Heroine (amnesia)
Volo x Akari (pokemon)
Sara x Ranmaru (kimigashine)
Rena x Keiichi (higurashi)
Hanako x Nene (hanako kun)
/cgl/ x /fa/ (board tans)
Yoshiki x Ayumi (corpse party)
Cutthroat x Swindler (akudama drive)
No. 1764050
File: 1699605273832.jpg (38.39 KB, 736x414, 4d9049cc851e6ad3a0925df099d4ea…)
>>1763761nvrmind, it was actually my period and now i just stained my new chair
No. 1764054
>>1764045>but i thought volo was like a grown man while the player girl was a kid? They're pretty vague with his age while the protagonist is 15, so really who the fuck knows with that one.
>i also like the ones that depict them as brother/sisterI like them as brother and sister but /cgl/ wants to be incest.
No. 1764056
File: 1699605680952.png (386.78 KB, 564x595, 1687659938544485.png)
I feel like Michael Jackson would be alive and have so much swag if he wasn't abused and molested as a kid ukno what I mean
No. 1764074
File: 1699606585822.jpg (50.09 KB, 804x416, 1682027809925.jpg)
every time i post about a cow or cowlike person i've found here, they proceed to delete everything or lock their accounts. it's kind of saddening. i just want to share the insanity with fellow anons.
No. 1764083
File: 1699607295317.png (345.89 KB, 816x850, Screenshot 2023-11-10 010859.p…)
Damn is it really that bad?
No. 1764091
File: 1699607892822.jpeg (18.25 KB, 300x210, 283DF765-E92E-45A6-88E5-3E3AA4…)
>>1764088>why tease us but not shareBecause I can’t trust anons to be cool about it and they might scare the cow into deleting everything, hello did you see the post I was replying to?
No. 1764093
File: 1699607950345.png (545.73 KB, 996x549, Screenshot 2023-11-10 144805.p…)
depression and mento illness hit d'angelo wallace hard, he hit the wall at mach 5 speed, he actually looked kind of cute before, now he looks like any other gendie with shit taste in fashion, even his voice became ugly and annoying.
No. 1764111
File: 1699608700754.jpg (126.23 KB, 1080x1350, 20231017_044039.jpg)
Oh to be laying on sheets fresh out the dryer with a boyfriend that isn't a psycho and stuffed animals
No. 1764118
File: 1699609068390.jpg (47.11 KB, 1000x667, siamese-fighting-fish-6.jpg)
>>1761552Peak male perfection
No. 1764138
>>1764101i guess, but he never looked this hideous before, i think its the gaudy colours and shitty glasses frames he's wearing now, even his hair length doesn't suit him i think, brings out how round his face has become.
>the ones that do horror vids all have the autism accent, nexpohmm, maybe not nexpo, his voice never stood out all that much to me.
No. 1764217
File: 1699617379120.gif (2.98 MB, 480x256, AE8EF2C1-1EF5-419A-B5F2-0B8937…)
I thought Powder was gonna be like the Rocky Dennis movie. I couldn’t stop laughing holy shit.
No. 1764229
File: 1699618033374.jpeg (149.41 KB, 624x607, IMG_0675.jpeg)
Ron L Hubbard infiltrated my dreams because of his obsession with me. He spied on me for years before this.
No. 1764255
>>1764254Yeah I agree with that overall
I think the first one of the new trilogy was pretty fun and the only star wars movie I wasn't either annoyed or 100% bored at.
I personally don't hate Reylo at all, I think it's got a lot of really cute fanwork which was why I was like 'goddamn is it really that bad?' when it topped the 'worst ship' poll.
No. 1764272
File: 1699620566197.gif (5.09 MB, 498x498, asobi-asobase.gif)
>>1764214>hydrogen peroxide and an upholstery vacuum like those are things freely available in any store in my country, we get water, hand soap, and cloth, that's it, and we scrub by hand like WOMEN!
the stain is not too bad tho, the moment i noticed, i cleaned it, i'm still bummed out that i got a new chair dirty this early No. 1764341
File: 1699627746215.jpg (57.4 KB, 736x711, 1e3f7c0d68bf7cc29b196ce832aaf4…)
what did I miss
No. 1764371
File: 1699630937630.jpg (156.96 KB, 736x981, pizza.jpg)
The day I realized you can bake frozen pizza with the cardboard changed my life. I usually just cook it with tinfoil and it always rips when you try to cut the pizza but the cardboard underneath protects it.
Also, olives and mushrooms on pizza sucks. They can singlehandedly ruin a pizza.
No. 1764385
File: 1699631974925.jpg (112.71 KB, 640x640, soy-marinated-eggs.jpg)
>>1764358yes, if we were friends irl i would eat the yolk and leave you the whites. i used to hate them as a kid but now i love them it's so thick you can almost taste the nutrients, yum.
you can freeze the yolks after you scoop them out and give them to someone maybe?
No. 1764428
>>1764419They are but only if they're homo
Gay men stay well groomed and fit as long as possible because hot men won't fuck them and it's very competitive
Meanwhile straigh men seethe at women for being "hypergamous" if we don't want to have a family guy dynamic and large gunt heaved upon us
No. 1764435
File: 1699636565321.jpg (86.85 KB, 735x649, 3dd19e1d1329e07a4711b7a69d636e…)
>>1764229Wow. This freak keeps hanging on and won't descend to hell. Dont worry. If he turns his gaze to me I will rebuke him and he will long for non-existence. It's only a matter of time.
No. 1764443
File: 1699636765716.jpeg (1.77 MB, 1170x1525, IMG_7219.jpeg)
Does anyone ever see anyone wearing these anymore
No. 1764474
>>1764471You can move over there
nonnie but I’m just saying it’s ridiculous to have a million threads for the same topic kek especially when we have a dedicated, speedy one. Best wishes tho
No. 1764516
>>1764355i love you bag egg nona!!! Thank you for your support and have a lovely day!!!!
>>1764358i second
>>1764385, you could always freeze them. i'm sorry you're allergic to yolks, that must be such a pain in the ass.
No. 1764544
File: 1699639515743.jpg (290.16 KB, 828x828, tumblr_0cec9a22f7f021fb3a9563f…)
I gained weight and my boobs are spilling out of my bralette
No. 1764555
File: 1699639754988.jpeg (42.99 KB, 750x288, AF2103E4-9C7B-44A1-A002-2441D9…)
you ever find weirdly blunt ebay reviews? Sorry about your grandma but goddamn I can’t stop laughing
No. 1764566
File: 1699639972303.jpg (56.59 KB, 480x480, 4f87a2_79e6e21382dd44aabc783de…)
Ok I'll talk about my interest… I love isopods. Right now I have a little colony of ones I caught from my backyard I love them. They'll crowd a potato slice and get annoyed at each other. Whenever I find a bug in the house I toss it in the tank- I think there's a couple millipedes, crickets, and snails in there right now. Also there's a market for exotic species and they come in tons of cool colors and patterns. Picrel is Armadillidium klugii aka clown isopods and if I ever convince my boyfriend to allow a second tank of bugs in the house I'm getting these.
No. 1764569
File: 1699640031510.jpg (68.85 KB, 625x1000, 71FmnXJR9ZL._AC_UF894,1000_QL8…)
I'm addicted to going to goodreads and finding bizarre romance novel covers
No. 1764575
File: 1699640157567.gif (1.02 MB, 231x275, 1698495792233.gif)
The samefagging is intense with this retard, their posts are always about
>Normies/normalfags/boring beckies
>"Don't care what you ate!"
>"Cyberpolice"
>"Y'all just post food"
>"You guys are boriiiing!!"
>Anime boys
>"Minimodding schizos"
No. 1764578
File: 1699640212741.jpg (171.23 KB, 736x1104, _Fairy Garden Fantasy Indoors_…)
>>1764566Isopods are springtails right? I thought about making a small terrarium and putting some springtails in there, but I heard they breed like crazy and can easily over run an enclosure.
>>1764569The panda lover (not like that) in me is interested but this sounds like some NSFW sex slave shit
No. 1764590
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>>1764566Nonnie nonnie nonnie!!! I love all buggies but especially isopods
i found my keychain I lost, so happy! I only see the really plain dark grey ones where I live but I love to watch them scuttle around. Do they breed like crazy? I’d be scared of waking up one day to a million baby isopods
No. 1764616
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What appetizer you ordering nonnette? I always get cheese sticks
No. 1764630
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>>1764615Thank you for reminding me that my biggest Halloween pet peeve is people dressing as Scooby Doo but it's just a brown skirt and dress or something. Either make a full quadrapedal furry suit or give up.
No. 1764636
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>>1764581Samefagging, another trend I've come across is 'academy' novels which are apparently about university but tend to show an uncanny looking woman seemingly made of different photos pasted together in a dubious school uniform on the front. Alternately she'll be wearing some kind of gothic anime bondange getup.
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I’m reporting them and also you faggots that keep responding, I was so excited to talk about isopods with nonnie why do you love taking bait so much
No. 1764643
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No. 1764644
>>1764583>>1764614this
good morning I hate normalfags
No. 1764646
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Wait, could you eat these big ones? Would it be like crab?
No. 1764648
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>>1764638I think I've seen a couple that looked AI. TBH I'm not super familiar with these kinds of books since I've never dared actually read them (not to say I consider myself above trash but I prefer weebshit).
No. 1764652
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>>1764641We can keep talking about isopods! Look at this pretty iridescent one
No. 1764655
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>>1764578Springtails are not isopods but I keep them in my tank too! They eat mold and help keep everything clean. They're almost microscopically tiny and their population grows based on the availability of food so if you're noticing they're getting out of hand you can just feed less for a bit. Isopods are a bit different because they need to stay moist (they have gills!) and they wouldn't do as well in an enclosed terrarium.
>>1764590So cute!!! I'd love an isopod keychain. Some species breed faster than others. There's a species called dairy cow that are very prolific and it's recommended to have an "exit plan" (usually a predator like a frog to eat the excess) if you keep them. The gray ones you see outside are likely vulgare, that's what I keep. They take over a year to reach sexual maturity and don't breed often so I haven't had any problems with population yet. I do have some little babies running around though and they're adorable! I really like vulgare because sometimes you find wild ones with spots, these are called "high yellow" and it's pretty easy to set up a little breeding project and get some with beautiful spots.
No. 1764659
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total isopod death
No. 1764663
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>MFW the food posting normalfag beckies call the cyberpolice on me and minimod because they're bores who don't want to see based autistic fujo women posting yaoi anime bois and instead want to post about catworms and kimchi and mundane boring shit like this is a Dance Moms Facebook group
Did I get it right? Kek(bait)
No. 1764664
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>>1764641I'm sorry anon. If it makes you feel better, I did respond and I would love if the conversation went over to bugs. I'm terrified of any animal or bug, but I like watching youtube bug videos sometimes. They are interesting little creatures.
I used to have a snail, and the feeling of them crawling on your hand is super weird. I would like to get another snail, but it died pretty quickly after I got it (not sure why, except it was shipped with an extra snail that was also dying when I got it so perhaps there was already something wrong) and I haven't been able to get over how bad I felt.
No. 1764666
>>1764651No one wished harm upon the bugs you are spamming.
Yaoi spam=ban
Bug spam= good
No. 1764674
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bugs are cuter and more fun than porn. Look at this smiling axolotl!!
No. 1764675
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Can you guys please spoiler the gross bug pics?
No. 1764678
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>>1764658Sally Hansen XTreme wear has a color similar called Illusion. It's super pretty and I have it but never wear it cause I hate non-gel polish + the color doesn't flatter me. It layers as well so you can put it over other colors or build it up.
No. 1764682
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>>1764670asura onmyoji, wife of taishakuten onmyoji
No. 1764684
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My axolotl is smiling cause he wants to be your friend can he be friends with you guys
No. 1764686
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>>1764682Thanks….we're gonna have some fun tonight
No. 1764690
>>1764678Woah so cute thank you, nonna! I'll definitely check it out, it's perfect!
>>1764679Brutal, but it'll die beautiful
No. 1764692
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Thoughts?
No. 1764695
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>>1764673I have no ulterior motives I just like talking about my bugs. I'll spoiler it in case anyone doesn't like bugs but here's a pic of my babies munching some zucchini. What would you like to talk about?
No. 1764696
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>>1764686enjoy, I love their story
No. 1764700
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we have a mouse in the house again, and it's reminding me of the time i was a kid and we saw a small mouse on the headboard of my parent's bed and i got freaked out but i still had to sleep in their room to save on the AC bill, and i didn't want to sleep on the mat on the floor, so i looked up what repels mice and found out that mice hate peppermint and minty stuff including toothpaste so i just rubbed some toothpaste on my face and went to sleep like that.
No. 1764702
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Mira was (is? Last time I checked she announced going offline for the sixteenth time but that was years ago) a cow in her own right, but in the end she did the exact thing with her wapanese act that burgers are always admonished to do, which is to refer to yourself by your nationality instead of your ethnicity.
No. 1764705
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>>1764664This is such a great costume, sorry about your snail
>>1764655>>1764695Oh they’re so cute, are any fruits and veggies okay for them? Do they have food preferences?
No. 1764712
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I bought a fidget cube the other day and it's upped my stimming game considerably
No. 1764724
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>>1764719Whoa I didn’t know they ate meat. Thanks
nonnie I feel like I learned so much, maybe I’ll overturn a rock later and look for some ♥
No. 1764746
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Great job responding anons, lolcow users sure are smart(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
No. 1764747
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They took him a bath
No. 1764757
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Help my dogboy has worms. Picrel
No. 1764793
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I be shiddin. I be fardin.
That's just how it is.
No. 1764794
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>>1764793Can I have some?
No. 1764805
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Which one should I marry
No. 1764864
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>>1764712I got one of these but it didn't work and I just ended up banging the entire thing against my leg. I'm hoping at least maybe one of those chewing necklace things ends up working and I'm cured of my nail/skin around the nail biting
No. 1764866
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This is supposed to be the wendigo from Hannibal. Why is it so…curvy?
No. 1764874
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No. 1764913
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This is me
No. 1764923
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How it feels talking to some of you
No. 1764926
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>>1764923Aww, I'm honoured
No. 1764953
>>1764934I left the lolcord when it got shut down. Didn’t know it reopened send me an invite
nonny!
No. 1764981
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lolcow these days…
No. 1764999
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when you have the sudden urge to come back to lolcow.farm. i’m home i’m home i’m home
No. 1765009
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I just spent over $100 on hair claws. I hope they stay trendy for awhile kek
No. 1765209
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>>1765201I’m not a troon or male she just looks like a Safdie brother I never made it about her race I don’t think cause she’s just white
No. 1765229
>>1765209i'm
>>1765005 maybe it was a different post cause the one i remembered kept mentioning how jewish she was like 10 times (idk if she is or not)
No. 1765252
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Whats on the menu tonight girls
No. 1765312
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No. 1765318
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>>1765252masturbation, existential dread, hot cup of tea. You?
No. 1765402
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>>1765197I bought 5 clips from a shop called Winona Irene. They’re hand painted so they’re pricey but sooooo cute.
No. 1765411
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Invisibeth
No. 1765413
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>>1765394I feel like him rn
No. 1765676
>>1765633Me also
I was just about to post here about something that happened to me: a girl I'm vaguely acquainted with (we use the same workshop) asked me for my email and said that her friend is wanting to get into lolita and thus wants to talk to me. I gave it to her but I'm kinda nervous now, idk anything about this friend, what if she's super ita or weird? I'm sympathetic towards newfriends but I'm also kinda jaded from seeing so many people who hear about it as a trend through tiktok or something and will throw a tantrum if you tell them that their dream garbage bag from a tb reseller is terrible.
But on the other hand, I'm also hopeful that maybe this is my chance to make a lolita friend!
>inb4 I just never get an email from this mysterious person No. 1765754
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No. 1766029
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does this to the nonnies in this thread
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No. 1766153
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do any other nonnas use chatbot sites?? I feel so pathetic, especially considering how much time I spend on them (I'm a neet), but god it's so addictive.
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>>1764926shinobu? he’s so cuuute i love him