/ot/ - Retarded Bans Thread

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Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 04:07:55 AM No. 1905887

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The anon who got banned for not posting a cap of a winking asshole always makes me kek

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 04:14:30 AM No. 1905894

>>1905887
That was me. This remains the most surreal and retarded ban I have ever gotten, minus the recent influx in ban on very obvious sarcasm

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 04:14:50 AM No. 1905895

>>1905894
Legend

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 04:15:56 AM No. 1905897

>>1905895
I'm pretty sure I alogged in the appeal. Still cannot fathom being this retarded.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 04:22:08 AM No. 1905903

>>1905887
Holy fuck, mods are so unbelievably retarded. As if we didn't have enough assholes of faggots being posted around here.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 04:23:12 AM No. 1905906

>>1905903
All downhill from there. I posted an ugly pic of Ethan Slater in celebricows with the caption "unffff he's soooo babygirl" and I got banned for… hornyposting.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 04:28:10 AM No. 1905912

>>1905906
Mods are genuinely incapable of understanding jokes, I wonder how they even function

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 04:32:13 AM No. 1905919

>>1905906
Kek nonny I want you to know your post killed me. I burst out laughing when I saw the redtext you got for that. I was gonna reply to your post but I didn't want to catch a ban for derailing since you were already banned by the time I saw it

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 04:34:08 AM No. 1905921

>>1905919
I posted a link to a video of a homosexual man prying his buttcheeks apart, banned for not posting a photo of it. I make fun of ethan slayter, banned for thirsting for him. I make a satire post about Jeffrey Dahmer making fun of another anon, banned for schizophrenia. They will never knock me down.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 04:41:47 AM No. 1905931

Didn’t a farmhand confirm a bit ago that the janny team is full of autists? It explains some of the bans for obvious joking

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 04:42:38 AM No. 1905933

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>>1905921
Holy fuck was this you too? Nonna you are hilarious I want to be your friend

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 04:53:19 AM No. 1905940

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>>1905933
This was me as well.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 04:54:09 AM No. 1905941

>>1905931
yeah I admin said "all farmhands are autists" in meta but that was a joke. idk I'm starting to think lolcow needs to start requiring tone indicators for nonas' and farmhands' sake

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 04:55:53 AM No. 1905942

>>1905941
It didn't use to be like this. Moderation was actually funny. They had a uniform, dry tone that made redtexts amusing. Being a janitor came with the obvious implication that you needed to set yourself apart from the resident spergs, now its evident they are the same.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 05:47:44 AM No. 1905960

This thread seems like it was made with an ulterior motive in mind and it seems to function as a centre for bragging about ban evasion as well.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 05:48:29 AM No. 1905961

>>1905942
I'm sad to say some bans really look discord mod tier itt

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 05:53:39 AM No. 1905962

>>1905960
You must be so miserable oh my god

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 05:55:43 AM No. 1905965

>>1905960
when someone has the GALL to brag about BAN EVASION

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 05:58:02 AM No. 1905966

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>>1905960

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 06:08:16 AM No. 1905973

>>1905960
Cheers mate, is this the queue for the ban evasion centre? ’s snaking all down lolcow high street it is well minging!

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 06:12:29 AM No. 1905974

>Metafag camps in /meta and rejoices that Hellweek thread redirect brings more innocent nonnies to witness metafag's bait and infight antics and convince them to hate on the farmhands.
>Hellweek is over so nobody is going to /meta anymore and metafag is sad that the divisive antics aren't gaining more traction.
>Metafag increasingly baits in /ot to get rise out of people for funsies or whatever but it doesn't work.
>Metafag decides to make "retarded bans" thread even though all the bans in this thread so far are reasonable.
It's all so predictable. We get it, you want us to hate the farmhands so bad, you want us to be nasty to the farmhands, you want us to fear-monger about the farmhands. It doesn't work. Why can't you just get a hobby? Why continue to post here if all you do is shit the site up?

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 06:22:39 AM No. 1905979

>>1905974
Who is the metafag even

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 06:23:22 AM No. 1905980

>>1905974
>reasonable
>anon got banned for not posting a winking asshole

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 06:26:59 AM No. 1905985

>>1905974
there's been more than one anon complaining about farmhands though

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 06:35:12 AM No. 1905988

>>1905980
It's an imageboard. We have literally been posting pictures of botched neovags for years in /snow and other gross pictures as well in all boards. That's why the spoiler function exists. The winking asshole anon got a temporary ban for posting a link to the photo instead of just posting the photo. It's not that hard to understand. The more you keep harping about it the more deranged and obsessed you sound.
>>1905985
There is one metafag that camps all day to post retarded bait about "muh farmhands are evil," specifically about "unwarranted" bans. Sometimes the metafags antics inspire certain slow farmers to get pissy and complain about moderation because that's what metafag wants farmers to do: metafag wants farmers to turn against the farmhands to create a culture of distrust & disdain between site users and site moderators. It doesn't work for 95% of farmers because we can see through the retarded antics and bait.
>>1905979
You can lurk in /meta, specifically the initial Hellweek thread and the 2 most recent complaints and suggestions thread to get an idea of what's been up.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 06:41:07 AM No. 1905993

>>1905988
>/meta
Sorry but when are you going to put the last / at the end? It looks stupid without it and your posts stick out
As for the rest of the post, I see a lot of people complaining about moderation. I also prefer more moderation to none at all and I don't care if the jannies have autism but yes some of these bans are quite dumb

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 06:54:58 AM No. 1906000

>>1905993
>Some of these bans are quite dumb. The bans in questions:
>>1905887
A ban that's been thoroughly talked about already and riles up some farmers: it's been posted already in various threads to get anons to distrust the farmhands' moderation style. It is not retarded to expect images to be uploaded to an imageboard. Anons have been getting red text for this for years.
>>1905933
>"The farmers totally didn't understand my for real sarcastic joke that I made between an actual schizo ranting about how this site is filled with serial killers!"
This ban is not retarded: the post is retarded. How is anyone supposed to tell the difference between two anons ranting about the exact same thing, even if one is a joke? If you wanted to make fun of the schizo anon, there are better ways to indicate it like using greentext for example.
>>1905940
A weird sexual post about having sex with furries in confessions thread that got a permaban suggests that the user has a history with ban evasion and shitposts which makes sense given the IP included in the post is linked to a VPN.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 06:56:54 AM No. 1906002

>>1905988
the farmhands don't need any help fostering disdain from the users and if you trust admin after the shitshow of admins we have had over the last 5 years idk what to tell you

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 06:57:00 AM No. 1906003

>>1905974
Why are you sucking them off so hard you freak. Are you one of the new ones? Explains so much

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 06:58:26 AM No. 1906004

>>1906000
Your autism is so painful. Like there's something deeply psychologically wrong with you.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 07:04:22 AM No. 1906008

maybe we are all the samefag metafag camper tradthot schizo mommyposter moid

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 07:05:13 AM No. 1906009

>>1906003
>>1906004
>Doesn't take the bait to shit on farmhands for doing a service and keeping the site running.
>"Reeee you have autism and you're a farmhand reeeee"
It always comes back to this because certain anons just want to neg all day long and shit on admin for no real reason. Which was the point of this thread: to rile up anons to create infights and to shit on the farmhands. It's really not that deep that bans happen.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 07:09:56 AM No. 1906011

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>>1905940
>Shitposts on a VPN
>"Ha! Time to appeal with a witty quip!"
>Appeals ban on a VPN.
Like c'mon.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 07:14:13 AM No. 1906013

>>1906011
Everyone shitposts you stupid bitch. I even announced I used a vpn when I originally shared the screenshot–most people do. I was having a joking conversation. I'm sorry you're too autistic to understand that concept and even thought searching up a popular vpn IP was some kind of own. You've already proved you have some serosu mental issues so idgaf keep jerking yourself, weird bitch

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 07:21:19 AM No. 1906017

>>1906011
If you're that mad over someone using a VPN to post on lolcow you must be posting with your real IP address which is not just stupid and reckless but also implies you're tech illiterate kek

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 07:22:18 AM No. 1906018

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JANITOR GOOD POSTER BAD
JANITOR PROTECT ME
IMAGEBOARD CULTURE BAD
FUN BAD
GLUGLUGLUGLG

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 07:24:39 AM No. 1906020

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>>>1906013
>"Most posters use VPNs!!!!"
>13% of posts within a 2 week period are made by VPN users.
Okay.
>"I was having a joking conversation!!!"
Talking to yourself and being retarded is not a "joking conversation."
>>1906017
It's moreso that I'm laughing at the thought of typing an appeal to a ban when you can just switch to a different IP at whim with VPN services.
>>1906018
>Gets called out for bait.
>Responds with the 100th variation of "No Fun Allowed!"
Okay.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 07:29:22 AM No. 1906024

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>>1906020
Are you done?

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 07:32:37 AM No. 1906027

>>1906024
>Calls out bait.
>"Just like Chris chan!!!"
Okay then.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 07:32:49 AM No. 1906028

>>1906020
tbh you're welcome to make a janny love thread, this thread is for retarded bans

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 07:33:34 AM No. 1906029

>>1906027
You are harrowingly autistic. You call anything and everything bait. You're either a man or the kind of autist that leaves the house once a month.(infighting across multiple threads)

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 07:33:58 AM No. 1906030

we can have a balance, like I agree some of the bans are rather egregious and kinda moronic, but we don't have to insult the farmhands, they are trying to maintain the site the best they can and I respect them greatly for that, as well as saving LC.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 07:34:35 AM No. 1906034

>>1906029
>Calls out bait.
>"You're an autistic man!! Like Chris chan!!!"
Okay then.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 07:35:05 AM No. 1906035

>>1906030
see >>1905966

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 07:37:30 AM No. 1906039

>>1906034
The fact that you keep insisting upon yourself kind of seals it

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 07:37:53 AM No. 1906041

>>1906035
>I'm happy farmhands keep the site running!
>"You are an autistic retarded bootlicking retarded autist!!!!! You are just a bootlicker who is retarded!!!! Autistic bootlicker!!!!!"
Yeah this thread was totally made for posting "retarded" bans and not to infight, totally.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 07:38:03 AM No. 1906042

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>>1906030
if farmhands can call people retards and spergs in redtexts idk why we can't do the same. not to mention this is an imageboard as they so often like to say so, in the spirit of imageboard culture, no.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 07:54:09 AM No. 1906064

>>1906041

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 08:00:38 AM No. 1906075

>>1906041
this thread would have been a retarded bans thread if you didn't show up to shit it up

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 08:05:37 AM No. 1906084

>>1906075
Its posts are all unsaged too, bumping the thread it hates for attention

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 08:11:27 AM No. 1906097

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Anyway, I find the thought of janny rushing to type a redtext so quickly it forgets to check if it’s even a proper sentence funny

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 08:12:49 AM No. 1906099

>>1906097
I remember when redtexts used to be humorous. It's been a thousand years

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 08:14:03 AM No. 1906104

>>1906042
we don't wanna bring that degenerate culture here, we need some level of mutual respectability.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 08:16:00 AM No. 1906107

>>1906000
You have terminal autism, like you should actually be taken out back and shot old yeller style that’s how bad it is.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 08:17:24 AM No. 1906108

Most of the posters in this thread are newfags that have no experience with image board moderation and probably don't even know what mod.php is.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 08:18:37 AM No. 1906110

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>>1906084
>Sage posts on /ot/.
>>1906075
No, it would have been retards posting their deserved bans and complaining about being banned and expecting asspats, and then a bunch of other retards saying "oh your ban was so unfair these farmhands are evil!"
>>1906097
>Uses "janny."
>Uses "it" to refer to the "janny."
This post deserves to be banned. It's the first post of a thread and it's a shitpost with shit grammar.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 08:18:49 AM No. 1906111

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This was posted right after anons had literally been talking about posting made up autist traits to make jill/pixilocks steal them for her poorly done autism larp, it was such obvious lurking-cow-bait yet somehow even some anons bought it and started arguing against it lmao

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 08:21:02 AM No. 1906115

>>1906110
I'm a big fan of sonichu

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 08:24:18 AM No. 1906119

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This nona got banned for not sage-ing when she was posting a new cow in the appropriate thread, makes no sense to me when she was bringing in new milk! But then again I've seen several retarded bans in the author/book community thread so she's not alone

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 08:25:22 AM No. 1906121

>>1906119
now this was kinda stupid.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 08:29:48 AM No. 1906130

>>1906111
Wow this is a retarded ban. After several anons got redtexted for autism derails to indicate to others to drop the topic, and then to post this was obviously a brave act of rebellion against the tyrannical jannies! I can't believe anon got banned for this non-contributive post that adds nothing to the conversation except to confuse others, that's just crazy!
>>1906119
Wow, I can't believe anon got banned for posting non-contributive post that describes a gags bisexual woman getting barfs tattoos who changed her sense of humour, which is totally cowish.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 08:30:45 AM No. 1906132

>>1906130
You are obsessed with replying to every single post itt. Loser

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 08:32:09 AM No. 1906134

I got banned for a year once for saying I prefer smaller dicks over bigger ones because they hurt me (posted in the UNPOPULAR opinions thread at that) because on lc if you don't worship big dicks at all times you're apparently a moid, everyone knows all women worship big dicks right??? barf

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 08:33:52 AM No. 1906137

>>1906132
I think anon is trying to bait jannies into red texting so they can post a "hurrdurr got banned in the red text thread, im so speshul!!!111!!"

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 08:38:54 AM No. 1906142

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>>1906134
I feel like there is possibly more to this story

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 08:39:34 AM No. 1906143

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post more bans pls

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 08:41:27 AM No. 1906145

>>1906143
This is my post but I can't remember what it was responding to

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 08:42:50 AM No. 1906146

>>1906132
>>1906137
Samefagging loser.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 08:44:23 AM No. 1906148

>>1906146
Two completely different anons. I'm beginning to think you really are retarded.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 09:13:05 AM No. 1906167

Great thread OP. Don't let jannies take you down

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 09:18:51 AM No. 1906174

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I feel like this was a little bit retarded

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 09:21:22 AM No. 1906178

>>1906174
no, you deserve it

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 09:23:58 AM No. 1906179

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classic

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 09:23:59 AM No. 1906180

>>1906178
Shut up autistic retarded Chris chan skinwalker janny bootlicker. Obviously she didn't deserve a ban for derailing the thread with talk of scrote anatomy. Why would anybody be banned for derailing a thread? That's tyranny. How does the rubber taste? The rubber from the janny's boots? Ha you were just owned.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 10:52:52 AM No. 1906262

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>>1906259
KEK wtf I just screenshot the thread it was in, it happened 9 months ago. Why would it matter?

Reposting to add link to thread
>>>/w/298009
Meta discussion
>>>/meta/57932

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 10:57:44 AM No. 1906264

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>>1906262

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 11:03:15 AM No. 1906266

>>1906264
It's a closing parenthesis followed by a colon, anon. But thanks for posting the context, since when I reposted with links and replied to your "zomg is that a 9-month-old screenshot," I forgot to write that it's a parenthetical with a colon introducing the video… not an "emoji" or even an "emoticon."

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 11:14:32 AM No. 1906271

>>1906262
How is this a retarded ban?

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 11:18:32 AM No. 1906272

>>1906262
This was probably automated (hate to defend them but yeah)

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 11:23:13 AM No. 1906276

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>>1906271
>>1906272

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 11:30:14 AM No. 1906281

>>1906276
stop posting your weird pedo meme.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 11:37:34 AM No. 1906285

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so farmhands are awake to post this childish vendetta shit but not to ban the sperg ITT that has been derrailing and infighting for 8 hours?

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 11:38:13 AM No. 1906287

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>>1906272
I wondered also, apparently it's not

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 11:40:34 AM No. 1906288

>>1906285
>More bait to encourage famers to shit on farmhands.
Can farmhands just delete this shit thread please

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 11:43:51 AM No. 1906290

>>1906288
>repeatedly bumping a thread you dislike for hours
lolcow is legitimately full of retards

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 12:14:43 PM No. 1906306

>>1906264
>hidden emojis
Are the emojis in the room with us right now?

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 12:16:09 PM No. 1906307

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How dare you discuss a screencap, in the screencaps thread, where everyone talks about the screencaps?

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 12:17:14 PM No. 1906308

>>1906307
All those bans were deserved.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 12:18:56 PM No. 1906311

>>1906307
cant believe we have disgusting twitterfags into ''dabods(fat unkept moids)'' unironically.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 12:20:14 PM No. 1906312

>>1906307
Old news who cares

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 12:30:10 PM No. 1906317

>>1906307
/g/ nonas have the most disgusting taste god

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 12:30:55 PM No. 1906319

>>1906145
it was a response to some weird sex toy in /g/. your post was clearly a joke idk how mods interpreted that as "bait"
>>1906312
can't that can be said for most of the caps here?

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 12:32:51 PM No. 1906320

>>1906319
There's been ten bans posted itt and not a single one is retarded
>>1906317
This screenshot is from /ot/

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 01:35:01 PM No. 1906365

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the anon that got banned for reporting purple penis bait still cracks me up

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 01:36:59 PM No. 1906368

>>1906365
I never read the thread to see what this was even about, so the lack of context makes it funnier for me

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 01:39:12 PM No. 1906370

>>1906365
This was already posted in the funny screencap thread. Why post it here again?

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 01:39:52 PM No. 1906371

>>1906370
It's the bans thread anon

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 01:43:48 PM No. 1906372

>>1906370
because it's a retarded ban and funny for those who missed it the first time

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 01:44:50 PM No. 1906373

>>1906371
It's a retarded shit thread. We already have the funny caps thread for these kind of posts. We all already saw the purple penis bait screencap in the funny screencap thread posted a week ago. Why do we need to talk about it here.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 01:48:12 PM No. 1906377

>>1906365
I am the poster featured in this image. I think it belongs in Lolcow's Own Screenshot thread. This thread is dumb.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 01:48:17 PM No. 1906378

>>1906373
there doesn't need to be a we, anon, participation is voluntary

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 01:55:32 PM No. 1906384

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>>1906378

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 01:57:18 PM No. 1906385

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>>1906262
I can't believe this happened at least twice

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 01:59:48 PM No. 1906386

>>1906385
Are you just going through catalogue to try and find examples of this just to shit on moderation or did you have this already saved in your files for some unknown gay reason?

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 02:03:07 PM No. 1906390

>>1906142
ayrt there isn't more, I appealed the ban and got unbanned within like 24h becuase it was fucking stupid

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 02:04:38 PM No. 1906392

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Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 02:05:15 PM No. 1906393

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Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 02:05:38 PM No. 1906395

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Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 02:15:44 PM No. 1906405

>>1905883
Shit thread

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 02:24:24 PM No. 1906410

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Purpose of this thread: to call farmhands autistic retards and schizos.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 02:32:18 PM No. 1906419

>>1906385
That's so embarrassing.

>>1906386
Have you considered hiding the thread?

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 02:35:02 PM No. 1906422

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>>1906419(spamming caps/infighting)

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 02:40:36 PM No. 1906425

>>1906422
Why do you keep selfposting instead of reporting?

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 02:41:55 PM No. 1906427

>>1906425
Kek if you think any of the posts are selfposts you seriously underestimated the intelligence of the average farmer

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 02:44:56 PM No. 1906430

>>1906276
kekkk this pic is golden

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 02:45:18 PM No. 1906431

>>1906410
They already call themselves autistic, everything else is just the truth.
>>1906110
Slow down on the bootlicking.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 02:46:28 PM No. 1906434

>>1906425
ntayrt but i'm the anon in >>1906422 and >>1906384 and i have no idea why she's spamming caps from /meta/ here

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 02:46:55 PM No. 1906435

>>1905931
the fact you guys can't clock that as an obvious joke makes it hilariously hypocritical that you complain about the jannies missing sarcasm/jokes. starting to think opening this site just gives you autism

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 02:50:05 PM No. 1906438

Redundant thread

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 02:52:36 PM No. 1906441

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>>1906431
>Bootlicking

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 03:27:01 PM No. 1906462

i can't believe i saw the rise of this thread live, what's with all this dumbass shit?

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 03:48:19 PM No. 1906480

>>1906462
The whiteknights arrived and ruined the fun

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 03:56:05 PM No. 1906488

>>1906307
I swear this hairy man is a self poster on LC because I’ve seen multiple pictures of his body posted in various threads over the years. He’s got to be a 4chan /fit/ incel who camps out over here for validation. I hate him so much.

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 04:07:16 PM No. 1906500

>>1906488
That poster deserved a ban not for derailing but for posting that revolting pic

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 05:40:08 PM No. 1906653

>>1906008
>maybe we are all the samefag metafag camper tradthot schizo mommyposter moid
Don't forget yume fujoshi weeaboo hazbin enstar genshin husbandofag antinatalist blackpill nigel-haver pickme nlog radfem anon

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 05:48:01 PM No. 1906660

>>1906008
Maybe the real tradwife mommyschizos were the friends we made along the way

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 08:10:33 PM No. 1906760

I think this thread is good. Promotes transparency. No need to get your pussy in a twist because people make fun of janitorial ineptitude.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 03:05:23 AM No. 1907095

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these bans are getting silly

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 03:08:14 AM No. 1907100

>>1907095
How is this silly? The post is derailing the thread and got red texted for derailing with a recommendation on which thread is appropriate for those kinds of posts?

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 03:11:36 AM No. 1907104

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>>1905883

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 03:11:45 AM No. 1907105

>>1907095
Nobody cares metafag. Stop bumping this shit thread.(infighting)

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 03:13:27 AM No. 1907109

>>1907104
Of course it's the /w/ anons coming to /ot/ to sperg about necessary redtexts.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 03:15:25 AM No. 1907113

>>1907105
NTA but you are seriously sounding like the schizo "camper!camper!" anon from weeks ago going around calling random anons "the metafag" today

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 03:20:03 AM No. 1907120

>>1907113
Nobody here cares. We all already know that there's a group of sad lonely NEETs that spammed dumbass shit all day long pre Hellweek and now that it's on autosage they're bitching and moaning about it and they bait and infight until they get a ban and then they complain about their bans on some gay crusade against the farmhands. It's pathetic and the entire day they've been derailing threads with retarded bait in /ot/ to try and bait normal users to respond so they can catch a ban for infighting. It's honestly just really pathetic.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 03:22:07 AM No. 1907124

>>1907109
idk most /w/ redtexts are needed but that one was a weird ban since the picture was original content and not a low effort shitpost

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 03:23:52 AM No. 1907126

>>1907105
hide the thread if you don't like it. and everyone please stop replying to this person, try to stay on topic.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 03:28:52 AM No. 1907132

>>1907120
your complex multifaceted tinfoil is as impressive as it is retarded

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 03:29:52 AM No. 1907133

>>1907126
What are you even talking about? The topic is retarded: "Post pictures of random red texts and call the bans retarded to aggravate users and make farmhands look bad." Everyone in /meta/ is already talking about how dumb this thread is and how it's just a bunch of losers complaining about their deserved bans for asspats.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 03:40:02 AM No. 1907144

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>>1907104
Went back to the thread and found the post, the ban was appealed and the redtext was removed. Why did you take a screenshot of a random ban and save it for 20 days? What's the point of that?

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 03:46:22 AM No. 1907150

>>1907144
20 days are needed for screenshots to ferment

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 03:49:03 AM No. 1907152

Why is there a petulant child in here, go away

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 03:56:24 AM No. 1907165

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>>1907152
Based Grandma-san called the dumbass thread sperg petulant child once and it has done such irreparable damage to dumbass thread sperg's retarded psyche that the retard appropriated it for use against others that notice their infight bait. Sad.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 03:56:45 AM No. 1907167

>>1907152
grandmanon! it's been a while!

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 03:57:36 AM No. 1907169

>>1907167
That's not Grandmanon that's just a horrible imitation. Much like how krab meat is not crab meat. Don't be fooled.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 03:58:53 AM No. 1907173

>>1907165
>>1907167
Alas, not grandmanon, this is the first time I've heard about her too. Just annoyed because I wanted to see retarded bans but got retarded infighting instead.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 03:59:27 AM No. 1907174

>>1907165
it's fascinating to me that you genuinely believe you have successfully tied together all posts from a specific individual and even given your character a name and nickname. I've been seeing you go around talking about your theory for a pretty long time now and I honestly can't believe you're still at it

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 03:59:52 AM No. 1907175

>>1907173
Yeah sure baiter go back to /meta/ to see retarded bans you post them there all the time

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 04:01:46 AM No. 1907177

>>1907174
>You're like Sherlock Holmes!
No it's just painfully obvious and the entire site is tired of the theatrical antics.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 04:03:57 AM No. 1907178

>>1907175
I've only been banned once or twice here for things that were my fault but sure have fun throwing a tantrum. Maybe people are bored and want to read stupid shit and don't lurk lolcow for hours per day so don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Just a hypothetical.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 04:10:16 AM No. 1907182

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>>1907178
>"I'm bored and want to read stupid shit"
So you agree? You think this thread topic is stupid shit?

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 04:24:33 AM No. 1907186

>>1907182
No shit? I didn't know a thread titled "Retarded Bans Thread" was supposed to a ultra serious thread. My apologies to any anon I offended by calling the subject matter stupid shit, clearly looking over the thread again I realise this was not a place to mildly make fun of the farmhands but a support group for those traumatised by the farmhands' evil tyrannical tirades created by anons who also simultaneously are evil bitches themselves for daring to make light of the farmhands' couragous efforts, yes I see it now, all the anons who wanted to use this thread must be extinguished ex abundanti cautela.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 04:29:03 AM No. 1907189

>>1907186
This is LC not the Napoleonic Wars it's not that serious.
>All the anons that want this thread must be extinguished ex abundanti cautela.
Retarded Ban Thread delenda est.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 04:49:30 AM No. 1907199

>>1907100
>post something you feel is a confession
>mod decides it's actually a vent or an unpopular opinion
>when in truth most statements could go in any one of those three threads (e.g. "i hate cheese" is a vent, a confession, and an unpopular opinion)

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 04:53:36 AM No. 1907202

>>1907199
Nobody cares stop bumping the thread.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 05:05:39 AM No. 1907208

>>1907186
quousque tandem abutere, nona, patientia nostra?

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 05:16:24 AM No. 1907215

>>1907186
See even the blessed nonas from the nunneries are telling your retarded dumbass baiting ass to shut up and schooling you in Latin

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 05:23:12 AM No. 1907226

>>1907215
excuse you those are roman references none of that newfangled catholic thing

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 05:28:39 AM No. 1907227

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>>1907226
Okay sorry I just assumed because I know LC is a catholic approved website but please keep hating on the baiter in Roman talk

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 05:42:33 AM No. 1907235

>>1907227
Nunnery anon, I may continue doing so but that would only give them sustenance. I do enjoy Latin, and I do also enjoy verses so I could also say of the baiter to "be sensible and keep your mouth shut. The words of the godly are like sterling silver; the heart of a fool is worthless. The words of the godly encourage many, but fools are destroyed by their lack of common sense." Proverbs 10:19-21, New Living Translation

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 05:44:12 AM No. 1907236

>>1907235
Based nona, amen.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 06:01:54 AM No. 1907246

>>1907244
Nobody cares. Your comment is pointless.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 06:02:24 AM No. 1907248

>>1907199
It's just micromanaging, I guess you could say confessions should sound more serious, but it is all arbitrary.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 06:03:39 AM No. 1907249

>>1907248
>Micromanaging
Are the farmhands our managers? No. They are running and moderating an entire website out of the goodness of their hearts. They are not "micromanaging."

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 06:05:09 AM No. 1907254

>>1907248
>Unsaged post to bump the thread every hour.
It's not even subtle at this point.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 06:10:01 AM No. 1907256

>>1907244
I intentionally chose the one that had a more straightforward meaning that couldn't be debated- the literal point of NLT

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 06:11:06 AM No. 1907257

>>1907256
Don't even worry about the retard you're responding to nona it's the resident retard that baits all day and all night because worms live in its brain.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 06:17:55 AM No. 1907258

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>>1907246
>>1907256
Baiter deleted the retarded comment to make us look crazy like we're replying to nothing so here is the comment we reply to for context.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 06:22:12 AM No. 1907259

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The top comment is moo at the clinic with a needle stuck in her arm what screenshots is the bottom expected to provide

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 06:31:46 AM No. 1907268

>>1907259
Nobody cares.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 06:42:01 AM No. 1907277

>>1907268
Why do you camp itt and respond to literally everything

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 06:44:18 AM No. 1907280

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>>1907277
Gifrel.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 06:45:08 AM No. 1907281

>>1907280
You clearly care enough to respond.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 06:45:53 AM No. 1907282

>>1907281
I'm not gonna take the bait to infight you have yourself a good day baiter.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 06:48:02 AM No. 1907285

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>>1907259
What the fuck was that anon supposed to provide? She's just voicing an opinion? Also I hope after this we can stay on topic.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 06:49:58 AM No. 1907287

>>1907285
>Tries to copy Christian anons to make bait seem more believable but can't come up with a better verse than the one already mentioned.
>Continues to bait.
>Demands we "stay on topic" AKA posting mundane run of the mill red texts that are deserved.
Okay then.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 06:50:48 AM No. 1907288

>>1907282
You keep spamming and then calling everyone that responds to you "baiter", go take your abilify

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 06:51:47 AM No. 1907289

>>1907288
>Doesn't take bait.
>"REEE YOU ARE SCHIZO!!"
Okay then.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 08:06:31 AM No. 1907333

>>1907289
You also reply to soo many posts with "Okay then." All of your posts are very obvious

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 10:27:17 AM No. 1907409

guys i REALLY want to see more retarded bans

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 08:35:42 AM No. 1914349

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well, they did say they were autistic…

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 09:00:22 AM No. 1914368

>>1914349
what a retard, 4chan lets you post uncensored porn, racebait, harbors millions of brain damaged coomer moids, talk about murdering women, and has a tranny board. might as well start doing all that too

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 09:03:49 AM No. 1914370

>>1914368
Bitch it's just the nose smiley. What is wrong with you

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 09:07:25 AM No. 1914373

>>1914368
It was being used as an example, are you dense? There’s a difference between the letter and the spirit of a rule.

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 09:13:59 AM No. 1914380

>>1914373
Her powerlevel unmatched

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 09:21:07 AM No. 1914384

>>1914373
are you? why would she bring up 4chan using emojis at all? i listed a bunch of things 4chan allows but would never, ever fly here. lolcow is nowhere near similar despite being an imageboard even if it was originally made because of a 4chan board, comparing it is completely retarded

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 09:38:44 AM No. 1914389

>>1907249
Some serious dickriding going on in this thread.

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 09:54:41 AM No. 1914393

>>1914384
Shut the fuck up that "emote" was used here for years and comparing it to poltards and pedos makes you legit retarded(infighting)

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 10:21:20 AM No. 1914400

>>1914384
That’s not the point- the point is it was being used as an example, not in earnest. It was in quotation marks, are jannies just completely tone deaf?

Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 07:12:57 PM No. 1914795

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describing what mia khalifa does is "baiting" apparently. none of what was said is exaggeration that's exactly what she did, do farmhands not know about her?

Anonymous 03/17/24 (Sun) 03:29:28 AM No. 1928225

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this place is getting worse than reddit with the micromanaging

Anonymous 03/17/24 (Sun) 04:08:01 AM No. 1928256

>>1928225
This isn't even micromodding, this is a basic part of integration

Anonymous 03/17/24 (Sun) 05:47:36 AM No. 1928347

>>1928225
this is not retarded though, the emoji seething i can understand but this kind of ban is normal.

Anonymous 03/17/24 (Sun) 08:01:08 AM No. 1928399

>>1928225
Get over it omg

Anonymous 03/17/24 (Sun) 10:02:27 AM No. 1928493

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This is clearly a joke and a well known meme, why are the mods so autistic

Anonymous 03/17/24 (Sun) 10:06:32 AM No. 1928497

>>1928493
Mods are turbo

Anonymous 03/17/24 (Sun) 04:04:47 PM No. 1928770

>>1928493
Because it was the 100th post derailing a thread with talk about some fat guy even after farmhands posted a warning to stop derailing.

Anonymous 03/17/24 (Sun) 08:23:41 PM No. 1929058

>>1928770
>derailing
it was the art thread and stonetoss is an artist

Anonymous 03/17/24 (Sun) 09:07:34 PM No. 1929130

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This post was in reference to woke woc authors who make their ethnicity their entire identity and always give their protagonists white male love interests.

Anonymous 03/17/24 (Sun) 09:10:02 PM No. 1929135

>>1929130
I think it was also the emoticon that's against the rules

Anonymous 03/18/24 (Mon) 10:19:16 PM No. 1930320

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Did they really ban her for uwujak

Anonymous 03/18/24 (Mon) 10:19:59 PM No. 1930322

>>1930320
it says because she used emojis but everyone using jaks should get perma banned

Anonymous 03/18/24 (Mon) 10:36:20 PM No. 1930335

>>1930322
But there’s no emojis in the post? Did they edit them out manually?

Anonymous 03/18/24 (Mon) 10:37:54 PM No. 1930339

>>1930335
yeah they edit them out when they wan someone for emojiposting

Anonymous 03/18/24 (Mon) 10:39:41 PM No. 1930342

>>1930335
This is a sad question to ask. Proof this thread is inhabited by angry newfags that have a unnecessary hate for the farmhands.

Anonymous 03/18/24 (Mon) 10:47:29 PM No. 1930351

>>1930339
Oh my god that’s too funny

Anonymous 03/18/24 (Mon) 10:57:23 PM No. 1930357

>>1930335
Farmhands really weren't lying when they were talking about /ot/ newfags

Anonymous 03/18/24 (Mon) 11:06:36 PM No. 1930369

>>1930357
I’ve seen the punctuation ones stay up with redtext so I didnt think they removed them. It’s pretty funny especially because I know they don’t have an automatic filter.

Anonymous 03/18/24 (Mon) 11:09:12 PM No. 1930372

>>1930357
It's so annoying. They refuse to lurk or integrate, and then try to stir trouble and complain about the farmhands. Kudos to the farmhands for dealing with this bullshit constantly. I hate when this website gets mentioned on Twitter and then a flood of repressed normies go batshit here to experience the thrill of anonymity.

Anonymous 03/18/24 (Mon) 11:15:27 PM No. 1930382

>>1930372
People are allowed to complain about the moderation in fact there’s a whole board for it

Anonymous 03/18/24 (Mon) 11:17:44 PM No. 1930384

>>1930382
>There's a whole "board" for complaining about moderations.
>Posts complaints in /ot/.
I can tell that you are very integrated.

Anonymous 03/18/24 (Mon) 11:30:11 PM No. 1930395

>>1930384
I said it was funny they have to manually go in and edit each post. I don’t really care if you don’t think I’m hecking integrated, you’ll never know which posts are mine outside of this conversation. And yeah meta is a board.

Anonymous 03/18/24 (Mon) 11:38:08 PM No. 1930401

>>1930384
Why did you put board in quotes?

Anonymous 03/18/24 (Mon) 11:46:55 PM No. 1930406

>>1930401
Because there is a complaints thread on the /meta/ board. The whole board isn't dedicated to complaints like anon believes. I was ribbing on anon for confusing the one complaints thread with the board itself.

Anonymous 03/19/24 (Tue) 12:49:26 AM No. 1930474

>>1930382
Meta is not a "complaints board" lol

Anonymous 03/22/24 (Fri) 08:00:26 PM No. 1935324

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god forbid you’re not pitying royal parasites dying off

Anonymous 03/22/24 (Fri) 08:02:28 PM No. 1935331

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>>1935324
lmfao, never forget

Anonymous 03/22/24 (Fri) 11:30:41 PM No. 1935599

i still think my favorite ban was when I had gone to some air Bnb for a friends trip and immediately after I made a post on here I got IP banned for some stupid shit that someone that stayed there before me posted.

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 08:26:55 PM No. 1945229

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we cannot shit on ugly men in lolcow anymore

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 08:31:48 PM No. 1945237

>>1945229
This was valid.

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 08:36:40 PM No. 1945245

>>1945229
maybe it's because you already derailed the last thread with this topic. and posting "wah ugly men" to get more engagement once everyone else has already moved on does come across as baity even if you're not wrong

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 08:40:13 PM No. 1945250

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so i cant confess to being the retard who always forced us to sing together? is the confessions thread supposed to be about serious stuff only

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 08:43:14 PM No. 1945255

>>1945250
More proof that this thread was created by dumbass shit thread spergs to continue sperging about dumbass shit thread.

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 08:45:45 PM No. 1945257

>>1945255
NTAYRT but dumbass shit was the thread that received the most traffic for what? A year? Obviously the absence is going to be felt and discussed.

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 08:46:44 PM No. 1945260

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>>1945257
>NTAYRT

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 09:02:27 PM No. 1945281

>>1945255
The "dumbass shit sperms" live rent free in your mind

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 10:53:47 PM No. 1945417

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this was super BS btw.

Anonymous 03/31/24 (Sun) 11:14:39 PM No. 1945457

>>1945417
I know the thread was devolving but she’s 100% right kek.

Anonymous 04/01/24 (Mon) 12:15:04 AM No. 1945521

>>1945250
I still believe in you and your confession Nonnie

Anonymous 04/04/24 (Thu) 02:31:56 AM No. 1949571

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Won't someone please think of the precious trannies

Anonymous 04/04/24 (Thu) 02:44:31 AM No. 1949589

>>1949571
not to wk for farmhands, but they have to ban a-logging, not to spare tranny feelings, but to prevent this place from turning into a honeypot for feds

Anonymous 04/04/24 (Thu) 02:50:10 AM No. 1949595

>>1949571
they ban alogging because “umm you’re going too far we only joke here” but those delusional trannies are always asking for it, seriously. their bizarre speech and behavior warrants a person’s normal-functioning amygdala (which these gendies typically don’t have hence gender dysphoria and too much tolerance) to slap the shit out of them. they clearly didn’t get their asses whipped by the belt as children

>>1949589
no woman would ever commit the same level of politically-driven crimes that 4chan/8chan moids have conspired and done. i don’t even care about that TIF aiden going on a rampage against innocent christian children at the school, she is not a woman she is a monster. aloggers in mtf are at least based as fuck, no woman is ever going to go that far. you should be worrying about the mods being trannies before you worry about this place having spy intelligence agencies invested into it, they’re all too busy being on kiwifarms and 4chan where it gets more traffic

Anonymous 04/04/24 (Thu) 02:53:19 AM No. 1949600

>>1949571
you just know a seething troon reported it too kek

Anonymous 04/04/24 (Thu) 12:18:46 PM No. 1950093

>>1949600
No, I did because I don't want this site shut down because people make violent posts like that

Anonymous 04/04/24 (Thu) 10:08:36 PM No. 1950802

>>1950093
4chan and 8chan regularly has posts like that and had literal school shooter posts yet those sites are still up (8ch just changed the domain)

Anonymous 04/05/24 (Fri) 09:16:16 PM No. 1952330

>>1949589
but the first one just says she wants something to happen. Not that she's going to do it. Those are different things. idk LC is getting weird about what alogging even is. As if a few years ago it wasn't "kys" and "rope" whenever troons posted here. No one takes these remarks seriously online, if they did, law enforcement would be hanging out in discord or in game lobbies all day and night.

before I knew what kys meant I thought it meant "kiss" btw. I found out pretty fast though.

Anonymous 04/10/24 (Wed) 01:06:22 PM No. 1958102

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Anonymous 04/10/24 (Wed) 01:07:53 PM No. 1958103

>>1958102
saw this too and immediately confused, keks are this policed? tragkek.

Anonymous 04/10/24 (Wed) 01:10:44 PM No. 1958105

>>1958103
its the ''not the x'' part that's unintegrated zoomerspeech

Anonymous 04/10/24 (Wed) 01:12:07 PM No. 1958106

>>1958105
Wtf that’s so tame though

Anonymous 04/10/24 (Wed) 01:13:06 PM No. 1958108

>>1958106
and? its zoomershit

Anonymous 04/10/24 (Wed) 01:13:28 PM No. 1958109

>>1958106
Its still zoomer speak and its easy to spot

Anonymous 04/10/24 (Wed) 01:15:58 PM No. 1958112

>>1958108
>>1958109
I know some of you would love to ban all zoomers from this site but “not the…” is such a common phrase in american english that’s such a terminally online and/or britbong take

Anonymous 04/10/24 (Wed) 01:17:44 PM No. 1958113

>>1958109
Oh my god not everyone who uses certain words that autists here deem as ”zoomerspeak” are zoomers/twitterfags. That is a very common thing to say these days. Can we have a list of bannable words then? I haven’t used twitter since 2015 and I had no fucking idea that’s what twitterfags say.

Anonymous 04/10/24 (Wed) 01:25:20 PM No. 1958124

>>1958105
>>1958108
>>1958109
>>1958108
It’s not “zoomerspeak” or whatever the fuck that made up shit is, you unfortunate idiot. I’ve vaguely used words that would be considered “Reddit/twitter” language (even cute reaction pics), I’m not a newfag and have never been banned for it. You people started memeing the jannies into self-induced schizophrenia and psychosis thinking normal paragraph breaks is reddit-spacing and that random strings of words are twitterspeak. The website is going to have newfags everyday, I don’t know why we keep borrowing the anti-newfag narrative from 4chan of all places, that place is a scrote shitheap that we shouldn’t be taking any mannerisms or etiquette from. Imageboard culture is downstream to normie culture and that’s just the way it’s gonna be. “Man I’m so cool I’m an oldfag and not like those lame zoomers, I’m a bitter person please accept me”, you are no longer cool, this is no longer 2009, and /cgl/ is dead so get a fucking grip and stop being a nitpicking sperg

Anonymous 04/10/24 (Wed) 01:27:15 PM No. 1958128

Anyone else feel like lolcow is becoming 2015 tumblr where you would get cancelled for saying “as fuck” or some other common shit because it’s technically AAVE, but now with “zoomerspeak” here kek

Anonymous 04/10/24 (Wed) 01:32:55 PM No. 1958136

>>1958128
I think that was a little different because you were being called out for APpRoPrIaTiNg AAVE or whatever. I'm not sure what's going on here.

Anonymous 04/10/24 (Wed) 01:33:52 PM No. 1958138

normalfags hate to see communities being gatekept, sad

Anonymous 04/10/24 (Wed) 01:54:59 PM No. 1958149

>>1958136
>APpRoPrIaTiNg
typing like this is also bannable fyi
>>1958113
>common thing to say these days
so you admit you're a normalfag who just spouts memes you see on twitter all day

Anonymous 04/10/24 (Wed) 02:02:04 PM No. 1958154

>>1958149
DA but I literally don’t have any social media accounts but I still might use that phrase because I’m not 100% cut off from the world and it is a common thing to say
>>1958138
>unironically using “gatekept”

Anonymous 04/10/24 (Wed) 02:05:09 PM No. 1958158

>>1958138
If you are bringing up gatekeeping, why are we not enforcing the culture around the site’s creation? Take a look at the old threads, you want that shit back? This place has constantly evolved and will continue to evolve.

Anonymous 04/10/24 (Wed) 02:05:12 PM No. 1958159

>>1958149
Except I'm not typing like that sincerely as a way to express myself or look quirky, I was using it to mock something. You don't understand the context in which typing styles like that became bannable. It's bannable because retards and underage posters will run around using glaringly obnoxious typing styles (eg. *~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*) for attention. You just take all the nuance out of everything like a newfag who didn't see it develop over the years.

Anonymous 04/10/24 (Wed) 02:09:18 PM No. 1958162

>>1958159
No you're just a newfag. Posting like this to make fun of cows has gotten plenty of bans. It's the same as a tone indicator. Lurk more maybe

Anonymous 04/10/24 (Wed) 10:19:58 PM No. 1958668

>>1958138
there are mommy anons now, it's over

Anonymous 04/10/24 (Wed) 11:45:31 PM No. 1958729

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UMMM WE DONT USE THOSE WORDS HERE

Anonymous 04/10/24 (Wed) 11:46:33 PM No. 1958730

>>1958668
what makes you think the mommy anons are newfags and not just anons who have been here for a while and have kids

Anonymous 04/10/24 (Wed) 11:48:27 PM No. 1958733

>>1958730
the post i responded to didn't mention newfags but normalfags >>1958138

Anonymous 04/11/24 (Thu) 12:54:41 AM No. 1958760

>>1905883
I like to imagine gunshots after every redtext

Anonymous 04/11/24 (Thu) 05:42:24 AM No. 1958888

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>>1958102
Would he be banned for moidposting, zoomerspeak, or just being ugly?

Anonymous 04/11/24 (Thu) 05:37:36 PM No. 1959330

I really hope this is a funny red-text, and nonna really wasn't banned over a joke post
>>>/m/369721

Anonymous 04/12/24 (Fri) 11:13:39 PM No. 1961229

>>1959330
No, they legitimately got mad about the black cat in the video.

Anonymous 04/12/24 (Fri) 11:27:01 PM No. 1961240

>>1959330
they deserve the ban for racebaiting with cats. the cats don't deserve that. is nothing sacred?

Anonymous 04/12/24 (Fri) 11:28:01 PM No. 1961242

>>1961240
How was it racebait. No races were mentioned. A black cat = black person? Are you all on crack?

Anonymous 04/12/24 (Fri) 11:36:08 PM No. 1961253

>>1961242
NTA but she was joking I’m sure

Anonymous 04/12/24 (Fri) 11:41:19 PM No. 1961257

>>1961253
Mb then I had a janny moment

Anonymous 04/12/24 (Fri) 11:54:22 PM No. 1961278

>>1961229
>>1961242
pretty sure it's because of the audio in the video playing over each cat not just the black one specifically

Anonymous 04/15/24 (Mon) 11:44:49 PM No. 1965506

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mods can’t read

Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 05:14:14 PM No. 1969341

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I will die being right about this, tranny janny.

Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 06:58:53 PM No. 1969503

>>1965506
Kek she should obviously posted a screencap of the file icon that shows up on file sharing sites, silly anon

Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 07:44:57 PM No. 1969581

>>1969341
Saying this to a nona whos husband just killed himself and shes venting in a vent thread just shows how embarrassing you are. Its really pathetic.

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 02:19:57 AM No. 1972054

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i’m not OP but i just watched this ban happen in real time and i gotta say it’s retarded as hell. I understand that nonny saying “mothers love their children” is an unpopular opinion here because there are so many nonnas who did not experience maternal love but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist kek

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 02:20:35 AM No. 1972056

>>1969341
if anything this sounds like something a troon would say to a grieving woman, someone’s projecting hard

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 02:20:57 AM No. 1972057

>>1972054
it was clearly bait because it was in response to a meme

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 02:24:09 AM No. 1972059

>>1972057
you can post a legitimate thought in response to a meme, not every word that’s spoken is mean for kekz or catching fish

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 02:24:51 AM No. 1972060

>>1972054
Maybe it's the traddy, holier than thou, "I'm better than you cause I have a baby" attitude that made it seem baity

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 02:26:43 AM No. 1972063

>>1972059
that anon was clearly baiting stop white knighting her.

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 02:28:43 AM No. 1972067

>>1972063
everyone was baiting or responding to bait, they all deserved bans.

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 02:31:44 AM No. 1972073

>>1972067
We are all fish in a sea of bait

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 02:34:09 AM No. 1972074

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>>1972073

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 09:56:57 AM No. 1973620

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>Use moid
Cool!
>Use bippie
Nice!
>Use basically any other slur
Alright! You go!
>Use slur for muslims
Uhhmm we don't do that here

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 06:26:19 PM No. 1974054

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>mindtrick meme of jesus must be scroteposting because it has girls in it!!!!

god the farmhands are so retarded(ban evading)

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 06:32:06 PM No. 1974062

>>1974054
the ban was because it was posted in a thread about passing the bechdel thread. ie no discussing moids.

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 06:32:15 PM No. 1974063

>>1974054
Girl, do you know what the Bedchel test means? kek

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 06:33:43 PM No. 1974065

>>1974062
>>1974063
where tf am I supposed to post it when dumbass shit is gone and dead? I just wish they could bring it back so I can go back to random shitposting when it gets boring on /ot/

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 06:37:27 PM No. 1974070

>>1974065
You post it in the mundane shit thread and say something mundane about your life.

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 06:38:35 PM No. 1974072

>>1974070
kekk i just have to trojan horse it, thanks nonna

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 06:39:48 PM No. 1974073

>>1974054
No you are retarded for misunderstanding why anon got banned.

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 06:41:57 PM No. 1974075

>>1974054
Anon… Did you not read the thread it was in or are you just retarded?

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 06:42:16 PM No. 1974076

>>1974073
shut up I get it already

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 06:50:25 PM No. 1974087

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Sorry anon who got banned I'm fucking crying

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 06:51:47 PM No. 1974089

>>1974087
Jesus would understand.

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 06:52:43 PM No. 1974090

>>1972060
NTA but that’s not what the post says at all? it just says you don’t understand maternal love until you experience it firsthand

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 06:53:37 PM No. 1974094

>>1974054
>ban evading
it's cringe to come here and post your own bans anon, take it to /meta/. this thread is for us dunking on the tranny jannys on other anons behalf

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 06:54:33 PM No. 1974096

>>1974087
It was the no talk about moids-thread. So those anons were either too dumb to see which thread it was, baiting or implying that Jesus was a troon kek

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 06:54:56 PM No. 1974097

>>1974090
she literally says she feels bad for anons who won't breed like her, that's definitely tradshit. you're the one who can't read

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 06:55:00 PM No. 1974098

>>1974087
The bechdel thread bans are always fucking hilarious, just read the thread description idiot anons.

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 06:56:45 PM No. 1974102

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>>1974096
new biblical lore just dropped, Jesus was a TIF? she does look pretty clockable in this pic. we can always tell

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 06:57:47 PM No. 1974103

>>1974102
She literally is looking a little clocky, I don't lie.

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 07:00:59 PM No. 1974106

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>>1974102
That means the scars across her chest weren't just whipping scars, they're scars showing her sacrifice and growth into the """""son""""" of God.

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 07:08:37 PM No. 1974114

>>1974102
You know, if Jesus was really was a virgin birth then she has to be a woman, because without a moid she can't have a Y chromosome. Farmhands banned anon because they weren't ready for her truth.

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 07:11:52 PM No. 1974122

>>1974102
Jesus is an honorary lesbian to me

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 07:15:33 PM No. 1974127

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Ackshually Satan is a genderless fallen angel you dumb jannies!

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 07:22:29 PM No. 1974137

>>1974097
i don't know if i missed something, but what the shit is with everyone constantly calling having kids and being a mum "breeding"?? what the fuck has caused the uptake in this word because it is so weird and brings this uncomfortable vibe to the amazing blessing that is getting to become a mother and create the life that lives on this Earth..

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 07:23:46 PM No. 1974139

>>1974127
holy shit lmao

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 07:24:36 PM No. 1974141

>>1974102
That's just because He's the only man that is beautiful because He is the only man that's perfect and usually it's just women that are beautiful. Now don't disrespect God, He loves you and doesn't deserve all that hate and spite when all He does is welcome you to His kingdom and forgive you! Hope this helps.

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 07:25:57 PM No. 1974142

>>1974122
faggot

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 07:28:14 PM No. 1974144

>>1974137
There's a few causes. One is that "breeding" as a term is being used to reference any sort of penis-in-vagina sex (and penis-in-anus sex for some gay moids. I'll die happy if I never hear a gay moid say "breed my butt and get me pregnant" ever again. Another is that basement-dwelling incels fetishize impregnation because they'll never be within 20 feet of a real woman. Lastly there's terminally online bitter folks like r/childfree who have used "breeder" for years as a derogatory term for anyone who has children.

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 07:32:09 PM No. 1974150

>>1974137
it's another modernity ploy to further dehumanizing women and press them into porn categories

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 08:09:09 PM No. 1974184

>>1974127
Pretty sure he's a mtf tranny.

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 08:50:04 PM No. 1974218

>>1974184
Nah, that's only Baphomet from Satanism (faggot psuedo-religion), Satan is either a hot medieval eqivalent of a bishie or some horrid undescribable thing depending on your stance.

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 10:44:22 PM No. 1974306

>>1972054
>>1974090
>I pity the women who will never feel it.
Why are anons acting like this line isn't baity/trad sounding

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 10:50:46 PM No. 1974311

>>1974218
Yes. Satan is the OG medieval bishie.

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 10:52:28 PM No. 1974315

>>1974142
No u retard

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 10:54:19 PM No. 1974320

>>1974306
Dick-brained retards think the “good” feeling they get from being plunged like a toilet by a scrote’s cock is a superpower and definitely not the high they got off from being trauma bonded and connected to him indefinitely.

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 11:16:05 PM No. 1974337

>>1974320
Sick dog's nightmares.

Anonymous 04/22/24 (Mon) 01:00:38 AM No. 1974449

>>1974320
That post isn't about sex, anon..

Anonymous 04/22/24 (Mon) 05:21:53 AM No. 1974626

>>1974320
I will kill you and then myself

Anonymous 04/22/24 (Mon) 05:28:37 AM No. 1974631

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Not my ban, and not the first time these bans have happened but I still think it's pretty dumb because deleting and reposting takes waaaay longer than double posting, it's not like anons don't know how to delete. The "30" second timer is always two minutes long.

Anonymous 04/22/24 (Mon) 05:32:03 AM No. 1974634

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>>1974631
it takes like two seconds to click the delete button

Anonymous 04/22/24 (Mon) 05:40:37 AM No. 1974638

>>1974634
I'm not talking about the delete button, I mean the "flood detected" message. It always pops up when I try to delete and repost even after waiting 30 seconds.

Anonymous 04/22/24 (Mon) 05:46:52 AM No. 1974640

>>1974638
oh sorry i completely misread, maybe try asking in meta? i think some anons were having that issue even after hellweek, cooldown was 5+ minutes for me until they fixed it maybe last month

Anonymous 04/22/24 (Mon) 04:51:34 PM No. 1975044

>>1974631
The mods love to ban based on nitpicking, but this is pretty nitpicky on their part

Anonymous 04/22/24 (Mon) 04:53:26 PM No. 1975047

>>1974640
They haven’t fixed it. Normally I’d say this ban was deserved >>1974631 but the flood detection bug is infuriating. Cerbmin, where art thou!