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No. 2478030

A thread for sharing screencaps of hilarious posts seen around the farms.

Previous thread: >>>/ot/2341317

No. 2478035

art nonna from the elsie thread, I hope you don’t mind that I used your art. but it’s cute and it fits the theme

No. 2478374

File: 1744016322820.png (458.37 KB, 605x1051, 1000034665.png)

The /m/ autism thread is delightful.

No. 2478804

File: 1744045881959.png (9.44 KB, 1272x68, snailromance.png)


No. 2479423

are virgil posts from /g/ just low hanging fruit? should i not post it? should i post it under a spoiler b/c we shouldnt encourage personalityfagging? i feel like right now its all kosher b/c it stays in its containment thread and i dont want to ruin that some of them are so godamn funny tho

No. 2479552

>>2478804
And they say romance is dead

No. 2479623

File: 1744088920812.png (178.46 KB, 747x485, simbald.png)


No. 2479627

File: 1744089726072.jpeg (352.94 KB, 1031x712, IMG_4521.jpeg)


No. 2479830

File: 1744121793348.jpg (205.45 KB, 1116x526, Bark.jpg)


No. 2479845

>>2479830
Wake up babe, the dog copypasta just dropped

No. 2479900


No. 2479920

>>2479423
Personalityfagging involves a level of being obnoxious and spreading your shit on multiple unrelated threads or boards. If it's in a containment thread it disqualifies the criteria imo. Also there's plenty of other anons in there known for their husbandos and referred to as "his name+nona/fag" too so yeah

No. 2479948

File: 1744127449335.png (12.76 KB, 710x159, 8yogirl.png)

8 y/o girl?

No. 2480043

File: 1744131628735.jpeg (241.02 KB, 990x614, IMG_4527.jpeg)

KEK

No. 2480046

File: 1744131789181.jpg (284.7 KB, 1080x1506, 1000005792.jpg)

>>2479900
>>2479920
i just dont wanna blow her spot up by dragging it across threads. her humor is a well i would hate to see run dry

No. 2480150

>>2480046
She is the national treasure of the husbando thread.

No. 2480153

File: 1744136515713.png (19.76 KB, 634x107, 1000034749.png)

Yes.

No. 2480331

File: 1744146927387.png (Spoiler Image,16.63 KB, 632x155, 1000034648.png)

Spoiled for uncouth discussion of body parts

No. 2480353

>>2479627
Thats from the freethemaniac snow thread right? kek

No. 2480354

>>2480331
Made by a troon

No. 2480357

>>2480354
Kek (They already do trying to convince themselves estrogen is actually doing anything)

No. 2480421

>>2480331
We're spoilering screenshots of text now? Just for containing the words nipple and vagina? Wtf.

No. 2481309

File: 1744224462345.jpeg (106.6 KB, 1023x285, IMG_2055.jpeg)


No. 2481335

>>2480421
I thought it would be funnier that way

No. 2481426

File: 1744230045937.jpeg (110.34 KB, 828x863, IMG_2413.jpeg)


No. 2481429

>>2481426
What's the context/what thread? Kek

No. 2481441

>>2481429
nta I don't remember the thread but the post was about the Pokemon Sleep app.

No. 2481448

>>2481441
Kek damn, the anon in the screenshot has a point then.

No. 2481506

File: 1744233249831.jpg (150.69 KB, 1200x627, O.jpg)


No. 2481535

File: 1744235727716.jpg (29.34 KB, 720x288, 1000066534.jpg)


No. 2481540

>>2481426
>Average libertarian bedtime routine

No. 2481910

File: 1744254448246.png (5.68 KB, 725x99, cowcatcher.PNG)


No. 2481928

>>2481535
KEK the secondhand embarrassment I felt from this

No. 2482139

File: 1744286176215.png (15.27 KB, 453x123, 1000034856.png)


No. 2482147

File: 1744287242327.jpg (466.64 KB, 1440x1367, Screenshot_20250331_115441_Sam…)

I have some caps I collected and were sitting around

No. 2482148

File: 1744287283011.jpg (732.95 KB, 1336x1899, Screenshot_20250410_022437_Sam…)


No. 2482154

>>2481426
This is how LaDs fans look to me

No. 2482157

File: 1744287761789.jpg (576.14 KB, 1440x910, Screenshot_20250410_022533_Sam…)


No. 2482158

File: 1744287810804.jpg (Spoiler Image,701.34 KB, 1440x1363, Screenshot_20250410_134346_Sam…)

>>2482157
Spoilered for shirtless Donald Trump and chest hair. Unspoiler at your own risk.

No. 2482171

>>2482158
Young Trump looks like every school's one asshole jock

No. 2482178

>>2482171
And not even an athletic one. Like the type got onto the team because of who his parents are.

No. 2482554

>>2482158
Glad he found his style eventually

No. 2482855

>>2482147
I cant get over how bad her art is, it's middle school weeb tier. How did she manage to run a whole ass cartoon with this level or chickenscratch? Is she a nepo baby?

No. 2483514

File: 1744386946523.png (363.22 KB, 607x1181, 1000034896.png)


No. 2483538

File: 1744387819622.png (23.06 KB, 1302x310, 1dmScGr.png)

Dumbass shit - the return

No. 2483561

File: 1744389021035.png (10.38 KB, 557x134, firefox_m4supcxqGu.png)

>>2478035
Did not expect this at all. What a lovely surprise, thank you!

No. 2483574

>>2483561
I'm still mad on the behalf of the nona who got a redtext for troonfoiling ITT when that thing was literally Nya-ing at people and posting paragraphs about Japanese catgirl schoolgirl gun OCs when nobody asked.

No. 2483582

File: 1744389876558.png (20.78 KB, 936x320, 7865464568.PNG)


No. 2483813

File: 1744399878224.png (3.91 KB, 381x84, firefox_ETk9IRjutn.png)

>>2483574
I swear some of the jannies here are hellbent on ruining the userbase of this site

No. 2484629

File: 1744457684578.gif (15.77 MB, 488x642, 1000034920.gif)

>The front page

No. 2484703

File: 1744466296676.jpg (806.24 KB, 1078x2029, 1000017537.jpg)


No. 2485855

File: 1744570798434.png (42.32 KB, 2344x119, rage of the nonny.png)


No. 2486445

File: 1744610560363.png (295.78 KB, 1047x885, 1000035267.png)

i love the retarded newfag elsie

No. 2486454

File: 1744612287740.jpeg (69.75 KB, 1284x335, IMG_4478.jpeg)


No. 2486790

File: 1744644576139.png (1.43 MB, 1022x3047, 1000035041.png)

It's stupid but it made me kek

No. 2486794

>>2486445
What thread?

No. 2486910

File: 1744651666821.jpg (617.08 KB, 1440x1246, Screenshot_20250414_202607_Sam…)

The picture with the text made me genuinely laugh

No. 2486911

>>2486910
Kek, I once heard a little kid say "what the skibidi flippity is this?" and I'm ashamed to say that I genuinely thought it was kinda funny

No. 2486916

>>2486910
Kinda based how snotty alphas stole that word from insecure manosphere moids.

No. 2486919

>>2486910
future lolcow poster

No. 2486935

File: 1744653058674.png (145.24 KB, 739x411, triangle fandom.png)

Simple but referring to maths as the triangle fandom made me kek, also it's the truth.
>>2486911
That's fucking adorable, I know that they are ipad babies and are doomed by circumstance but I really love gen alpha, they are so funny.

No. 2486945

File: 1744653692622.png (103.05 KB, 507x274, whore.PNG)

this is animal abuse btw

No. 2486958

File: 1744654594485.jpg (279.59 KB, 1080x1642, Screenshot_20250414_121449_Fir…)

>>2486945
It's even funnier within the context of what nonas were posting directly above it

No. 2487169

File: 1744666587094.png (69.43 KB, 871x430, master shake.PNG)


No. 2487250

>>2486945
I love this post.

No. 2487251

File: 1744670675922.png (26.51 KB, 621x174, 1000035073.png)

Nona does hate speech.

No. 2487516

File: 1744685048374.jpg (15.91 KB, 518x237, 1000067401.jpg)


No. 2487520

File: 1744685171912.jpg (27.81 KB, 720x379, 1000067399.jpg)

another one that made me kek

No. 2487523

File: 1744685327754.jpg (4.82 KB, 311x56, 1000067400.jpg)


No. 2487528

>>2487523
you should have posted that one anon that said that moids self insert as the uke in their haremshit fantasies

No. 2487795

File: 1744716224630.jpg (184.98 KB, 1080x501, Screenshot_2025-04-15-08-27-18…)


No. 2487996

File: 1744734060936.jpeg (452.66 KB, 803x1105, IMG_5389.jpeg)


No. 2488001


No. 2488003

>>2487996
Damnit this got me

No. 2488147

>>2487795
thread?

No. 2488347

File: 1744747312957.jpg (122.39 KB, 1019x752, O.jpg)


No. 2489310

File: 1744819493564.jpg (32.6 KB, 889x212, 000.jpg)

?(not a funny cap)

No. 2489314

>>2489310
A 4troon fag wrote this(scrotefoiling)

No. 2489677

File: 1744837232811.png (119.07 KB, 491x412, t4t.png)


No. 2489876

File: 1744848261956.jpg (350.26 KB, 1166x601, o.jpg)

(not a funny cap)

No. 2490253

File: 1744874805747.png (123.17 KB, 599x728, 1000035159.png)

>Brevity is the art of wit

No. 2490279

>>2490253
Did someone adopt Null as their sonbando or something? Kekkk

No. 2490988

File: 1744912545024.png (18.22 KB, 592x117, 1000035171.png)


No. 2491058

File: 1744914240807.png (170.94 KB, 1852x458, ginormous jelly boobs.PNG)

I'm fucking crying

No. 2491168

File: 1744916840295.png (Spoiler Image,130.32 KB, 479x849, 1000035177.png)

>>2491058
The screencap they're talking about makes it even funnier (if you can ignore the scrote autism). These retards are fanboying over the idea of ginormous jelly boobs which can "rotate on an axis" so he won't JUST be absorbed, he'll be whirled around and around like a hamster on a Samsara wheel

No. 2491254

>>2491168
I admittedly haven't had a biology class in years, can someone please explain how a boob can, and I quote "rotate on an axis"?
>so he won't JUST be absorbed, he'll be whirled around and around like a hamster on a Samsara wheel
That actually kinda sounds like an American Ninja Warrior challenge, tbh

No. 2491352

File: 1744926564864.jpeg (113.83 KB, 661x429, IMG_7643.jpeg)


No. 2491357

File: 1744927010109.gif (43.8 KB, 317x473, disgusting-disgusted.gif)

>>2490279
>sonhusbando
at least go full weeb and say musuko or something, a portmanteau of son and husbando is appalling

No. 2491362

>>2491168
>women have approximately 30 years left to stop being fat retarded pigs or 99% of men would stop speaking to us
Ordering mcdonalds right now nonnies, i am sorry but we all have to balloon up to be freed from the rape apes

No. 2491381

>>2490253
What thread was this in?

No. 2491448

>>2491381
Your opinion on lolcows

No. 2491449


No. 2491461

>>2491357
should've kek but it was mimicking thr way moids use the phrase 'daughterfu'

No. 2491568

File: 1744942668095.jpg (250.99 KB, 600x776, TGW794931489189471894618991R.j…)

getting the feeling anon likes asian women

No. 2491650

File: 1744949830651.jpg (60.25 KB, 671x494, 8713816578136587187517185.jpg)


No. 2491744

>>2491362
this is the kind of thinking that makes female survivors of rape and sexual assault ruin their lives in the hopes of avoiding it happen again, how exactly is rendering yourself immobile meant to protect you from it? moids never stop at children, the elderly, or even animals, just do what moids do when they're victims and lash out on moids instead, to fuck with equality, why should i be treated equal with what is clearly subhuman?(derailing)

No. 2491747

>>2491744
Nayrt but she made a joke about getting McDonald’s and you call that “rendering yourself immobile”?

No. 2491752

File: 1744961069247.png (513.65 KB, 785x533, anon you have autism.png)


No. 2491773

File: 1744963405012.png (120.1 KB, 999x279, relatable.png)

relatable and true, its also funnier with the gif but i dont know how to make a gif

No. 2491777

>>2491568
i love jannies sometimes lol

No. 2492682

File: 1745028263670.jpg (16.08 KB, 659x208, 1000068107.jpg)


No. 2492692

File: 1745029318877.jpeg (201.51 KB, 828x846, IMG_5796.jpeg)


No. 2494541

File: 1745184343094.jpg (87.71 KB, 1080x1278, Screenshot_2025-04-20-04-29-40…)


No. 2495666

File: 1745276965125.jpg (82.36 KB, 918x316, Screenshot_20250422_085947_Chr…)

I kek'd

No. 2495746

>>2495666
out of context its much funnier

No. 2496054

File: 1745298167460.png (223.76 KB, 1193x714, plant.png)


No. 2496118

>>2496054
what thread is this lmfao

No. 2496162

File: 1745313450011.png (236.5 KB, 1050x734, 1000035723.png)


No. 2496163

>>2496162
the 4chin refugees are getting really obvious

No. 2496758

File: 1745360189277.jpg (748.35 KB, 1079x1499, 1000039208.jpg)


No. 2496764

>>2495746
In context too kek.

No. 2497136

File: 1745384422621.jpg (19.6 KB, 457x158, 27f6a3b433d23423454ab342432e35…)

KEKK

No. 2497137

>>2497136
Ah fuck beat me to the punch!

No. 2497138

>>2497136
fucking kek y’all are funny

No. 2497139

>>2496758
>>2497136
I'm so out of the loop I don't get what either of these are referencing

No. 2497155

File: 1745386185828.png (165.51 KB, 1062x527, huggy wuggy.png)


No. 2497159

File: 1745386250739.png (12.31 KB, 1658x103, gru.png)

>tfw child gru is canonically more evil than a dictator

No. 2497172

>>2497139
The top one is an answer to a question if anons would have kids with their husbandos. The second one is asking if her husbando is that one fat french guy from the medieval times that used to eat everything and anything until he started eating babies and later humans and they either exiled or killed him.

No. 2497375

File: 1745407619961.png (165.82 KB, 991x441, 1000035761.png)


No. 2497376

>>2497172
It was never actually proven that he ate live humans, it was more that the hospital used a kid going missing as an excuse to kick their resident money-sink out. But knowing scrotes he might have.

No. 2497513

>>2497376
I honest can't believe he was real lmao

No. 2497868

File: 1745437766553.png (215.4 KB, 1534x427, firefox_8Omn1aZ7YQ.png)


No. 2498056

>>2497868
The hellweek layout really makes this screencap.

No. 2498346

>>2497136
kek kek kek

No. 2498425

File: 1745475331545.png (51.38 KB, 565x283, 566.png)


No. 2498467

File: 1745480280700.png (52.21 KB, 1078x428, Kek.png)


No. 2498474

File: 1745480600501.jpg (331.38 KB, 768x920, 1644650451054.jpg)

>>2497868
Admins proved her point because only someone who watched star vs would understand why the hitler pic. It was suck a fucking weird ending.

No. 2498479

>>2498467
It's not a hard concept to grasp if a person is ugly and pro-eugenics. It just means they understand the consequences of shitty sperm quality, first hand.

No. 2498793

File: 1745508591994.jpeg (110.76 KB, 828x654, IMG_2568.jpeg)

Always love this reactionpic and the context was funny.

No. 2498864

>>2498474
Star vs. started off strong but really just shit the bed at the end. I don’t dislike early to mid 10’s cartoons but overall they are much weaker writing wise compared to the 90’s and early aughts.

No. 2498876

>>2498474
well, why Hitler?

No. 2498879

>>2498876
NTA but they genocided all of the magical creatures

No. 2498999

File: 1745519358956.png (12.96 KB, 436x124, 2498141.png)


No. 2499420

>>2498474
>admins

No. 2499562

>>2499420
Jannies/farmhands, whatever. None get paid.

No. 2499685

File: 1745578905107.jpeg (667.99 KB, 828x946, IMG_5837.jpeg)


No. 2499690

File: 1745579354193.png (21.32 KB, 638x160, 1000035326.png)


No. 2499692

>>2498999
KEK this should be incorporated into one of the next troon generals' threadpics

No. 2499708

File: 1745580885656.jpg (187.79 KB, 586x1366, Screenshot_20250423-203342_Chr…)

It's terrible but I've been laughing uncontrollably

No. 2499764

File: 1745585207177.jpg (59.56 KB, 579x617, Screenshot_20250423-202847_Chr…)


No. 2499815

File: 1745587983675.png (6.83 KB, 1091x80, christian fursonas.PNG)

The "its literally that simple" make me kek

No. 2500287

File: 1745611529084.png (638.91 KB, 1438x1417, besnailed gusset.png)

>>2499764
All of the interactions were funny.

No. 2500393

>>2500287
I know it's ridiculously early in the year but this has lolcow awards contender potential.

No. 2500523

File: 1745627760824.jpeg (685 KB, 979x1293, IMG_1786.jpeg)


No. 2500577

>>2500287
I thought you'd never mention it.

No. 2500655

File: 1745639767183.png (9.14 KB, 1842x96, dearest.mp3.png)


No. 2500771

>>2497513
i can, there's nonas that eat cement and then there's nonas that eat "shower drain gunk"

No. 2500953

File: 1745674914551.png (33.87 KB, 655x348, aris.png)


No. 2500986

File: 1745677410810.jpg (502.78 KB, 1079x1098, 1000006099.jpg)

all female autism is savantism

No. 2500988

>>2497139
Top post is a musician named Douglas P. who made an album called But What Ends When the Symbols Shatter. Unfortunately he hit the wall and got fat in his old age so now he shatters the scales.

No. 2501216

File: 1745693001742.jpeg (632.08 KB, 1008x1056, IMG_5257.jpeg)

I found this one funny

No. 2501279

File: 1745696967045.png (570.21 KB, 2738x660, rip.png)

I'm gasping for air holy shit

No. 2501351

File: 1745702353873.jpg (Spoiler Image,104.9 KB, 750x918, medic x sniper mpreg.jpg)

spoiler for ugly scrote face

No. 2501371

File: 1745703935354.jpg (92.74 KB, 909x718, Lmao.jpg)

>>2501351
I love how Colin's ugly face is like a new trigger warning

No. 2501437

>>2501279
KEKKKKKKKKKK I wonder if she ever found her husbando…

No. 2501805

File: 1745750042326.png (86.02 KB, 790x424, PERFECT.PNG)

Is he allowed to say the n word though?

No. 2502100

>>2501279
Dream interpretation nonnies please offer your wisdom

No. 2502400

File: 1745794990508.jpg (3.03 MB, 1349x8684, Screenshot_20250428_015924_Sam…)

I died at this. Sorry for long screenshot but it's easier than a collage or multiple posts.

No. 2502401

File: 1745795073765.jpg (666.29 KB, 1440x1263, Screenshot_20250428_015849_Sam…)


No. 2502493

>>2500953
Not funny.
>>2499815
Not funny.
>>2496162
Not funny.
>>2492692
Not funny.
>>2489876
Not funny.
>>2489310
Not funny.
>>2488347
I don't get it.
>>2486935
Not funny.
>>2483813
Not funny.
>>2483538
Not funny.
>>2482139
Not funny.
>>2481309
Not funny.
>>2480331
Not funny.
>>2480153
Not funny.
>>2479948
Not funny.
>>2479830
Not funny.
>>2479627
Not funny.(not funny)

No. 2502701

>>2502493
You should be beaten with hammers(a-logging)

No. 2502710

>>2502493
Sage, I hope you find happiness one day.(lurk moar)

No. 2502724

File: 1745833274425.jpg (4.03 KB, 300x168, 6qp9jel8k8yc1.jpg)


No. 2502727

>>2502710
that's not how you sage anon…

No. 2502782

File: 1745841686563.jpg (101.24 KB, 1154x669, 0.jpg)

Anon replied to the wrong post

No. 2502815

File: 1745845403925.gif (1.17 MB, 498x281, IMG_9484.gif)

>>2501279
Is picrel her husbando?

No. 2502966

File: 1745856642777.jpeg (67.34 KB, 675x213, IMG_6701.jpeg)


No. 2502969

>>2502493
I'll never understand the anons who throw a fit instead of simply posting something they think is funny.

No. 2502974

>>2502710
This makes me think of how I used to think sage literally meant sage like the plant kek

No. 2502990

>>2502966
>>2502974
reminds me of how I used to write out 'Anonymous' with every post I did kek One day I was brave and didn't, then I realized.

No. 2502994


No. 2503092

File: 1745864280087.png (19.56 KB, 1430x178, Screenshot 2025-04-28 at 23-16…)


No. 2503214

File: 1745869312117.png (12.69 KB, 1835x113, nobody; the soulcalibur narrat…)

>>2502701
now that's funny

No. 2503283

File: 1745871205594.png (32.25 KB, 621x284, 1000035432.png)


No. 2503477

>>2503283
I know how that goes. Keeek

No. 2503630

File: 1745890979725.jpg (510.73 KB, 1233x1261, Screenshot_20250429_041009_Sam…)

I love cow boards threads for all the funny replies they generate.

No. 2503635

File: 1745891446770.png (259.75 KB, 1112x481, goodwebsite.PNG)


No. 2503984

File: 1745924103090.png (1.44 MB, 2046x2529, 1000035448.png)

Anon focuses on the important issue.

No. 2503985

>>2503635
What an opening. I'm sorry for nona that she didn't get to murder and cannibalise him first.
>>2503630
KEK that's so accurate

No. 2503998

File: 1745926558665.png (50.03 KB, 635x253, 1000030842.png)

She's right.

No. 2504115

>>2503998
How do we make this into a catchy chant to be screamed at them at the next match?

No. 2504379

File: 1745956773419.png (6.13 KB, 385x135, Screenshot 2025-04-30 at 00-19…)


No. 2504401

I have nothing to add but could someone tell me what that creature in Elsie's lap is. It's so cute.

No. 2504410

>>2504401
its a recolored maromi from paranoia agent

No. 2506056

File: 1746100428412.jpg (1.17 MB, 1402x1959, Screenshot_20250501_143901_Sam…)


No. 2506119

File: 1746107864826.jpg (103.28 KB, 1158x314, dinner plates.jpg)


No. 2506128

>>2506056
fuck i came here just to post this, you beat me to it

No. 2506312

>>2506128
Great minds think alike

No. 2506417

File: 1746124748769.jpg (178.52 KB, 1155x1083, Nonnie.jpg)


No. 2506505

File: 1746128998367.png (120.65 KB, 489x464, NVIDIA_Overlay_pJb7AbouwM.png)

Nonna looks into the future.

No. 2506561

File: 1746132327679.png (23.33 KB, 750x148, Screenshot 2025-05-01 at 1.42.…)

No clue if this will be funny because I'm autismo, but I have a bad habit of not closing my tabs and this popped up on the retarded bans thread. I refreshed it three times since I saw it to see if the nonna was just testing if she was banned or not or something, but it's still there. I laughed out loud when I saw it.

No. 2506566

>>2506056
I have an extremely strong feeling that this is about Addison Rae.

No. 2506570


No. 2506955

File: 1746152448722.png (154.71 KB, 2746x532, man what the fuck.png)

kek i love this site

No. 2507021

>>2503998
this is probably the funniest thing i've ever read on this hellsite

No. 2507118

File: 1746173484646.jpg (85.59 KB, 631x621, screenshot8788223.jpg)

Couldn't stop thinking about this interaction

No. 2507122

>>2507118
Poor nonnie. She tripped and spilled her strawberry smoothie and got a ban for posting it.

No. 2507136

File: 1746175541889.jpg (652.66 KB, 1440x1564, Screenshot_20250502_085139_Sam…)


No. 2507137

File: 1746175737382.jpg (250.14 KB, 1440x711, Screenshot_20250502_085213_Sam…)

>>2507136
Amazing interaction all over

No. 2507139

File: 1746175975438.jpg (882.91 KB, 1440x1873, Screenshot_20250502_114844_Sam…)


No. 2507247

File: 1746187451235.jpeg (65.53 KB, 1067x313, IMG_4752.jpeg)


No. 2507259

>>2507139
Who needs to rescue or protect women? We have troons for that now and they are willing to act helpless, bc it makes them hard and aroused to act that way

No. 2507375

File: 1746195510068.jpg (490.3 KB, 901x1335, Screenshot_20250502_091606_Fir…)


No. 2507757

File: 1746208515201.png (190.48 KB, 1033x297, sadge.png)

Sometimes I actually love newfags

No. 2507759

>>2507757
Sadge!

No. 2507774

>>2507136
>>2507137
>It ended up looking like a snail shell
>I got defensive and said he was just jealous of his size
KEK I didn't actually know that penises got hard when I was younger, I used to think they were always flaccid and women just had to cram 'em up there to the best of our abilities during sex

No. 2508109

File: 1746222216283.png (34.6 KB, 957x677, nacho-nonnie.png)

In times of political sperging in the country threads nacho nonnie is the hero we need

No. 2508116

>>2508109
Nacho nonnie the only one immune to racebait and politics. Her nachos will save us all

No. 2508774

File: 1746260318103.png (488.21 KB, 2861x667, lolcow history lesson.png)

Nonna giving a brief lesson on lolcow's history

No. 2508781

>>2508774
kekkkkkk

No. 2508944

>>2508774
>mongolian basket weaving
Nature is healing

No. 2509538

File: 1746306324054.jpg (153.64 KB, 897x685, 1000003548.jpg)

I want to see more of scientologist anon

No. 2510065

File: 1746329809893.jpeg (262.57 KB, 669x884, IMG_7742.jpeg)

Got ‘em

No. 2510066

File: 1746329848710.jpeg (169.35 KB, 660x495, IMG_7745.jpeg)

Catholics

No. 2510069

>>2509538
Oh yeah that's really smart anon, encourage the scientologists and their infinite resources for stalking and fuckery. When they come here and blackmail us into joining them, I hope you come to enjoy starving on sea org

No. 2510077

>>2510069
What is this even supposed to mean, also pretty sure it was a joke, autist

No. 2510084

>>2510077
nta but if you weren't on Neopets before 2005, just say that.

No. 2510100

>>2510077
>triggered scientologist
God made l ron hubbard look like a demon with slithery cadence so this wouldn't be complicated anon

No. 2510105

>>2510100
Hey, this isn't cool. Making fun of important religious figures isn't right. You should apologize because this is going way too far.

No. 2510110

>>2510084
The good old times. I'm just saying making assumptions that schizo is schizo kek.
>>2510100
He has those eyes you see in serial killers and ultra rich celebs on Epstein's island.

No. 2510112

File: 1746330969471.gif (520.06 KB, 200x146, 200w (1).gif)

>>2510105
I didn't make fun of him, I said with certainty that if god wanted him to direct people, he would have made him beautiful and charming but he is not those things, to anyone sensible. So he is something else, still useful, just not what you thought

No. 2510127

File: 1746331207436.jpg (19.28 KB, 230x348, 230px-Manly_Hall.jpg)

>>2510112
samefag this guy on the other hand

No. 2510678

File: 1746377910938.png (31.41 KB, 887x153, Screenshot 2025-05-04 105715.p…)


No. 2512246

>>2507021
>hellsite
Go back

No. 2512445

File: 1746487596354.png (226.19 KB, 612x585, 1000035600.png)

>Be autistic
>Finally decide that you're going to scrape a normal life together the best you can
>Spend all your money on a therapist
>Attend the appointment
>The music in the background is…familiar?
>You can't help but notice that your therapist has an autism badge on her chest
>Maybe it gives her some extra insight, you think
>You pour out your heart
>It's hard, you cry a lot
>She smiles and nods
>"Ah, yes, nona…I've seen situations like yours before."
>Relief.jpeg
>"The gaslighting you've experienced from normies is just like when Sunshine Corazon was tricked by Rachel Berry!"
>What
>"Don't worry! I've heard enough! I've got your prescription ready right here!"
>Before you know it, she's handed you a box. A bright red box with yellow writing, still in the shrink wrap
>It's Glee
>"Make sure you binge at least one season per week or else the socialisation will go out of your thick skull!"
>The therapist who took your money has just told you to watch Glee
>She carefully tucks a folded piece of paper with a barely-visible $500 charge into your hand
>She looks at you
>"Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?"

No. 2512457

>>2512445
when i was a kid i genuinely used to think that singing and dance battles were a common occurrence in american highschools

No. 2512458

>>2512445
stop youre making me want to rewatch glee

No. 2513101

File: 1746541431186.png (137.98 KB, 1061x417, 2025-05-06 171808.png)

From Femdom thread. Idk, but it made me laugh.

No. 2513578

File: 1746558024196.jpeg (77.58 KB, 664x230, IMG_7147.jpeg)


No. 2514407

File: 1746620207659.jpg (16.95 KB, 512x173, true.jpg)


No. 2514593

File: 1746635729812.jpg (437.14 KB, 949x999, 1000006426.jpg)


No. 2516204

File: 1746707524237.jpg (297.17 KB, 1080x879, 1000006556.jpg)

the conspiracy thread is so bad right now that its funny

No. 2516212

>>2516204
The second post is right though. Is there some context I'm missing?

No. 2516214

>>2516204
I kept giggling it was kind of cute to watch them infight. You're retarded and so is your theory!

No. 2516223

>>2516204
I never thought I'd miss the anti-vaccine and Russian bot accusations…

No. 2516421

>>2516212
im not saying its wrong, just that that its not a conspiracy

No. 2516574

>>2516212
im not saying its wrong, just that that its not a conspiracy

No. 2516599

File: 1746728884629.png (21.8 KB, 631x158, 1000035640.png)

"Male Queen of England" made me kek

No. 2516652

File: 1746729912449.jpg (92.95 KB, 916x521, Screenshot_20250508_214331_Sam…)


No. 2516737

File: 1746733070501.png (255.3 KB, 796x699, Screenshot 2025-05-08 203527.p…)

Kek

No. 2516780

File: 1746734758702.png (117.9 KB, 911x402, cringe.png)

From the Luigi thread. Posting this here because it’s pathetic, not because it’s funny

No. 2516786

>>2516780
Kek what a pathetic pickme. I couldn’t imagine hating myself that much, and I purposely get people to bully me online just to feel something

No. 2516795

>>2516786
>I purposely get people to bully me online just to feel something
What

No. 2516798

>>2516780
>>2516786
No1curr, plus the Luigi thread has always been shit and got taken over by Redditfags/baiters anyway. This thread is for funny caps.

No. 2516805

>>2516780
this seems like bait

No. 2516935

File: 1746739864565.jpg (80.53 KB, 1440x369, Screenshot_20250509_002808_Sam…)

Could be me but LC seems extra funny today and I love it

No. 2516938

File: 1746739895237.jpg (380.36 KB, 1440x1184, Screenshot_20250509_002823_Sam…)

>>2516935
I love when anons write these hyperspecific descriptions.

No. 2516970

>>2516938
Who are they talking about? She sounds pretty alright til the elderly husband part.

No. 2516972

>>2516970
bj chan

No. 2516976

>>2516972
Nta but BJchan has an elderly husband?…

No. 2517003

>>2516976
I think that anon is baiting. In BJ chans discord server when she streams Roblox obbys or movies, it's obvious that she lives at home with her parents. You never hear anybody else besides the 3 of them.

No. 2517022

>>2517003
God that's still so bleak, albeit less bleak than being married to an old scrote, but there will never be anyone who can convince me NEETing is anything more than a mentally ill endeavor 100% of the time.

No. 2517034

>>2516786
>I purposely get people to bully me online just to feel something
…huh?

No. 2517044

File: 1746746395861.png (5.94 KB, 990x79, peener yoinker catcher woman.p…)


No. 2517084

>>2517044
kek, where's this from?

No. 2517121

>>2517084
the josei smut thread on /m/ kek

No. 2517569

File: 1746769813083.jpeg (93.14 KB, 683x230, IMG_7400.jpeg)

topkek i just love how this is written

No. 2517878

File: 1746800936703.jpg (52.44 KB, 1123x280, american terfs.jpg)


No. 2517958

>>2516780
this was written by a gay moid tourist no?

No. 2517979

File: 1746805726915.jpeg (1.8 MB, 1029x1851, IMG_4781.jpeg)


No. 2518496

File: 1746829087670.jpeg (111.28 KB, 962x259, IMG_5661.jpeg)


No. 2518699

>>2517569
Truly a wordsmith

No. 2518841

>>2509538
i really hate anti-elitism commies

No. 2518848

>>2518841
Which ones are the anti-elitism commies? The catholics, the psychologists, or the scientologists? Or all three?

No. 2518854

>>2518848
none of the above, i was talking about the nona from that pic who wrote all that garbage.

No. 2518856

>>2518854
So the scientologists

No. 2518890

>>2518856
scientologists are elitists, you literally need to pay to level up

No. 2518901

>>2518890
Nta, she was an actual scientologist and was trying to promote her religion and argue for it in the thread where that cap is from.

No. 2518948

File: 1746857687495.png (80.95 KB, 1759x504, gaysexsite.png)


No. 2518952


No. 2518955

>>2518854
She was an actual Scientologist

No. 2519141

File: 1746885344353.png (478.33 KB, 1080x1518, 1000036824.png)

>Anymous

No. 2519147

>>2519141
Anymous ♥

No. 2519168

>>2519141
Love her

No. 2519171

File: 1746888377192.jpg (70.5 KB, 562x447, 8lji41w9pv321.jpg)

>>2519141
it cant be…

No. 2519235


No. 2519424

File: 1746904649696.jpg (419.53 KB, 1080x1393, notebooknona.jpg)

I think about this nona who didn't know what a notebook is at least once a day

No. 2519437

>>2519424
I still agree with that anon, I hate seeing it too. There's something about the way they're so intricately organized and full of so much dumb cheap shit and clutter that it always look like an aliexpress product set

No. 2519731

>>2512457
who lied to you and said it's not true?

No. 2520031

File: 1746945853225.jpg (121.02 KB, 869x386, 1000019869.jpg)

Anon explains taxes

No. 2520071

>>2520031
And here I was judging people who don't understand tax deductions or marginal tax brackets, anon took it next level

No. 2520956

File: 1747004177966.png (1.15 MB, 1179x1419, grapes.png)


No. 2521378

>>2520956
You cut out the posts where anons want to rub his sperm all over their faces as sunscreen.

No. 2522198

File: 1747132120150.jpg (347.82 KB, 1080x1974, 1000055688.jpg)

Nonnas in the RPF thread are killing me

No. 2522199

File: 1747132573648.png (397.47 KB, 1078x722, 1000055930.png)


No. 2522323

File: 1747146171267.png (81.95 KB, 603x374, 1000035937.png)

I'm sorry to this nonna's friend but this made me kek so hard

No. 2522426

>>2517569
Trying so hard not to laugh at loud at work right now. I think it’s because I keep picturing real cows.

No. 2522464

>>2520031
Kek thread please

No. 2522572

>>2522199
Funniest thing about that thread is how it’s already dying. Anons unlocked some mass psychosis in the last one and have now taken their meds

No. 2522647

>>2502701
What is with retards from Tumblr and hammers? Why can't you a-log with your bare hands like normal human beings?

No. 2522714

File: 1747171933482.png (276.57 KB, 512x1149, 1000035956.png)

Absolutely ruthless

No. 2522732

File: 1747172549178.png (446.86 KB, 638x1024, 1000035959.png)


No. 2522738

File: 1747172714166.jpg (411.78 KB, 1065x1687, 1000002443.jpg)

accidentally sent to my mom

No. 2522745


No. 2522747

>>2522714
jfc lmaooo nonnies are savages.

No. 2522757

>>2522714
Holy kek

No. 2522763

>>2522198
>>2522199
this thread fills me with so much second-hand embarassment. Women on other sites have the chess and maths autism and nonnies on this shithole get the shipping two ugly bongs together autism. Puke.

No. 2522794

>>2522763
I tried to hide it but they spam and don’t spoiler their hideous moids so I see it on the front page still

No. 2522836

>>2522763
Other sites have the same 3d shipping autism wdym? It's more common than math and chess autists. Ugly bong shipping originated on tumblr and fanfic sites, and most of the fanart posted there is from asian sites for example. Nobody will ever out-autist old school Larry shippers

No. 2523094

File: 1747194010577.png (139.55 KB, 606x1056, Screenshot 2025-05-14 at 04.36…)

The Sonic Totem thread always makes me laugh. There's something cute and endearing and wholesome and autistic about the nonas asking such retarded questions. It's just cute getting a glimpse into their lives and seeing what they worry about.

No. 2523100

>>2522763
you people are annoying and take everything too seriously. its just shitposting.

No. 2523148

File: 1747197996723.jpg (13.19 KB, 236x340, 3a8c389a010b27d08a4a4edc0456ea…)

>>2523100
uh no it's not, most of the thread is people saying they've become obsessed, are talking to their friends about it and writing fanfic. it's clearly not ironic

No. 2523151

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No. 2523165

File: 1747201431136.jpeg (154.92 KB, 1242x1519, 1709343094712.jpeg)

>>2522763
idk im having fun

No. 2523181

>>2522763
I'd like to know which sites you go to where these mythical women with chess and math autism are so plentiful. Because in my understanding, chess and math autism is rare in general and most autists arent savants.

No. 2523200

>>2522763
>>2523148
>why can’t you be smart autists instead! you’re embarrassing me!
Why are you on a GOSSIP website expecting prodigies of the fine arts to be here? We have more discussion dedicated to nitpicking fat prostitutes than actual art and hobby threads, are you newfags lost?

No. 2523204

>>2522647
You should be pounded with mallets.(infighting/a-logging)

No. 2523220

>>2523200
These annoying holier-than-thou spergs are what ruined lolcow tbh. Nobody wants to post anymore because there's a bunch of argumentative newfags ready to reply to every semi interesting or mildly funny post with "not funny." or "you're retarded." or some long drawn out psychoanalysis that doesn't even make sense, and then the op will get banned because 2 or 3 of these spergs reported her because god fordbid they thought she wasn't being Super Serious in her obvious joke post. Idk why we aren't allowed to have fun anymore and why sarcasm and irony are suddenly bannable offenses all because some speds have sand in their pants and don't understand that not everything in life has to be 100% serious business. I'll probably get banned for "take it to /meta/" for bringing it up though

No. 2523225

File: 1747211423002.png (90.44 KB, 859x350, 092852.png)


No. 2523231

>>2523225
kekk hamster ass gender

No. 2523239

>>2523225
This is the funniest thing I've read this week kek

No. 2523422

>>2523220
Lots of anons take this website wayy too seriously

No. 2523532

File: 1747243981974.png (108.68 KB, 907x413, what.png)


No. 2523540

>>2523532
>vaginas to penetrate their dickholes
someone failed biology didnt they

No. 2523543

>>2523532
A troon wrote this(troonfoiling)

No. 2523546

>>2523532
So it's the same thing just with the terms for each sex changed. That's what troons are working towards, nonna should be happy she'll (?) get her wish soon.

No. 2523547

>>2523220
>comes to a site thats about bullying internet weirdos
>NOOO WHY ARE PEOPLE LAUGHING AT ME FOR SHIPPING TWO UGLY 3DPD MEN???
do you know where you are? irl shipping is cowish and cringy as fuck and rightfully deserves to be mocked. Back in the heyday of lolcow we would have a /snow/ thread to mock retards like that, but the modern admins are spineless and allow cows to run the farm.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 2523548

File: 1747244654948.jpeg (406.58 KB, 1097x1111, IMG_4941.jpeg)

I laughed but it’s also pretty depressing

No. 2523551

>>2523547
How is it cowish and cringe when women have been doing it for decades and the guys in the bands are fine with it.. Put some respect on the 2000s livejournal authors smh

No. 2523552

>>2523548
Context?

No. 2523560

>>2523552
No idea I just saw it while scrolling /m/ and it’s an anon venting about one of the Nikki games (aka those dress up games). There’s nothing before or after relating to it.

No. 2523562

>>2523552
nta but im the anon in picrel and this was during active war in a certain part of the subcontinent (blasts and all) we have a ceasefire now and infold still hasn't fixed their shitty ass game

No. 2523564

>>2523551
its cringe to ship ugly real men you dont know anything about. At least actors play a character. 3DPD famous moids are all pedos and rapists and ugly as fuck to top it off.(derailing)

No. 2523574

>>2523551
Why should we respect livejournal shippers? kek. People who wrote slash fanfics about real people were considered out of the line back then too(derailing)

No. 2523586

>>2523562
Hope you and other desi nonnies stay safe, more importantly I hope your gacha game gets fixed.

No. 2523616

>>2523564
>its cringe to ship ugly real men you dont know anything about.
ntayrt but all the incestuous makeout photos, videos and quotes from the oasis guys are all publicly out in the open. if they are rapists they're most likely raping eachother, not women(derailing)

No. 2523657

File: 1747251479469.jpg (40.07 KB, 720x701, 1558730019260.jpg)

>>2523551
>LJ shippers in the 2000s weren't cringe cows and actually deserve respect
I don't even know anymore. How did we get here? Why do we deserve this? What went wrong? I just don't know.

No. 2524223

>>2523564
Why don’t you go sperg about women being fucked on all fours some more you boring oppressive cunt? You are like those people that stand outside of abortion clinics screaming at people. You’re boring. A parasite. You have no friends and even your parents breathe a sigh of relief when you lumber down the steps towards their basement.(infjghting)

No. 2524376

File: 1747313281368.png (68.43 KB, 1491x237, 493050.png)


No. 2524591

File: 1747329762403.png (958.18 KB, 1371x870, krk.png)

>ideal male bodies thread
>a fucking car crash victim on life support
between that and that anon who keeps posting about being turned on by men having seizures, /g/ is getting seriously unhinged

No. 2524592

>>2524376
This anon apparently knows nothing about the other kind community on tumblr before the big kinnie bubble burst because those freaks were doing that exact kind of shit on tumblr. Probably some little zoomzoom posting, therefore I cannot find this post funny whatsoever.

No. 2524601

>>2524591
>car crash victim
KEKKK with the amount of times that image has been posted, i'm surprised you don't know by now it's the boston bomber

No. 2524606

>>2524591
>car crash victim
well atleast its partially alive,there was one anon here who got turned on seeing liam ending the paynes dead body.

No. 2524616

File: 1747331326419.png (96.43 KB, 239x400, De:g:enerates.png)

>>2522763
>Women on other sites have the chess and maths autism
Then use those websites instead of a Pakistani rug-weaving forum you joyless prig
>>2524591
Kek
Wasn't there a post in one of the Fetish threads from a nona who was turned on by the thought of a severely injured, incapacitated man? I remember it included something about his digestive tract prolapsing and it was reposted to kf

No. 2524619

>>2524616
>Pakistani rug-weaving forum
kekkkk

No. 2524620

>>2524591
I think you'll find that those nonnas are thirstposting over the stomach of the 19 year old boston bombing suspect looking vulnerable while receiving medical attention after being shot in the throat.

No. 2524625

>>2524601
>>2524606
i didnt see it kek thanks for the context

No. 2524702

File: 1747335927330.png (89.98 KB, 546x225, Untitled.png)

this is too funny it has to be a troll

>>2524616
are you talking about the anon who was posting men with fucked up mutilated faces who got skin grafts?

No. 2524706

File: 1747336248493.png (383.94 KB, 1088x1000, rabbit dragged into infighting…)

I like looking at nonnies' art and went through one on /m/ that had a shit-ton of infighting and sperging from a nonna mad about potential hugboxing.

No. 2524932

File: 1747348958664.jpg (1.15 MB, 1367x2138, Screenshot_20250516_013806_Sam…)

Idc it's probably bait this was funny to read

No. 2525000

>>2524932
i appreciate its pacing and im A- blood type so i laughed even harder when i got to that part

No. 2525215

>>2524932
Wow, OCD is brutal
Amazing, geniuenly.

No. 2525245

File: 1747382165233.gif (102.6 KB, 275x275, lol.gif)

>>2524606
>liam ending the paynes
KEKK

No. 2525379

File: 1747398503430.png (41.42 KB, 650x236, 1000036038.png)

Nona has noisy neighbours.

No. 2525697

File: 1747417982341.jpg (971.25 KB, 1440x2065, Screenshot_20250516_201136_Sam…)

Hilarious ban

No. 2525709

>>2524591
waow, what a tummy

No. 2525723


No. 2526065

File: 1747433701506.png (6.69 KB, 1159x65, 56576576.png)


No. 2526183

File: 1747443658268.png (2.02 MB, 964x1335, (1) ot - Celebricows #127 Not …)


No. 2526244

File: 1747448420421.png (529.46 KB, 512x512, Pondering_NH_Texture.png)

>>2526065
What about a 1000 word fanfiction about two hot young white eighteen-year-old stepbrothers abusing each other with one eventually raping the other?

No. 2526249

>>2526244
I would read it.

No. 2526259

>>2526244
make that 10,000
>>2524932
legendary post. definitely copypasta potential

No. 2526280

>>2526244
Well that's obviously fine

No. 2526303

>>2526244
I would be the first to kudos it

No. 2526539

File: 1747480943650.png (28.73 KB, 494x245, 1000036123.png)


No. 2527443

File: 1747534228972.png (206.39 KB, 1311x418, t54456456.png)


No. 2527849

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No. 2527853

File: 1747579874784.jpg (501.19 KB, 1440x1368, Screenshot_20250518_175043_Sam…)


No. 2528080

File: 1747595889139.jpg (297.38 KB, 1339x1696, imgonline-com-ua-twotoone-nr9H…)

Gerard Way doesnt have a son kek

No. 2528097

>>2527443
KEK what thread?

No. 2528274


No. 2528332

File: 1747610819024.jpg (940.84 KB, 1230x2312, Screenshot_20250519_022337_Sam…)


No. 2528339

>>2528332
Holy fuck that's what he looked like yesterday? I didn't see anything yet because I'm a burger without a VPN

No. 2528395

File: 1747615716052.png (249.91 KB, 654x1352, 1000073258.png)

I love /m/

No. 2528405

>>2528395
Well at least she doesn't need a penis if she can just use her big ass fingers.

No. 2528408

File: 1747616653922.jpg (52.56 KB, 816x227, 1000049948.jpg)


No. 2529182


No. 2529184

>>2528395
>>2528405
Is this how I find out Salad Fingers was supposed to be a woman

No. 2529380

>>2529184
Salad Fingers is a man. I have no idea why people are making troon-tier jokes about Salad Fingers. Disappointing but expected on 2025 Lolcow.

No. 2529408

File: 1747691156057.jpg (117.37 KB, 1081x611, trooning out.jpg)


No. 2529460

>>2529380
It's from the bad art thread, nonnas are mocking it kek.

No. 2529708

>>2529380
anon did you not look at the first part of the screencap or what

No. 2529965

File: 1747718042819.jpeg (153.13 KB, 1108x344, IMG_5001.jpeg)

Can’t believe no one’s posted any part of this discussion yet.

No. 2529969

>>2528395
That actually just made me vomit in my mouth. Which thread? So I can report

No. 2529974


No. 2529975

>>2529974
Oh my fucking God kek. I thought they meant trans like Moid to lady kek. I was ready to fight for lolcows honor, not being tranny sucklers

No. 2530077

>>2529969
Bad art thread

No. 2530120

File: 1747740355782.png (40.36 KB, 733x162, ot - Artist Salt #69.png)


No. 2530125

>>2530120
spongebob has a job and a house kek

No. 2530173

>>2529965
This whole thing was so autistic kek it was great
>>2530125
Do you really find it hard to believe that Mr Krabs would employ child labor

No. 2530221

>>2530173
He shaves his face so he canonically also grows facial hair. I always hc he was in his early 30s.

No. 2531074

File: 1747785952068.jpeg (64.87 KB, 591x240, IMG_8837.jpeg)


No. 2531075

>>2530120
This is like people not realizing that the My Little Pony main characters are grown mares.

No. 2531088

>>2531075
My Little Grown Mare

No. 2531176

File: 1747792567862.png (Spoiler Image,519.15 KB, 1818x1008, shotainfightparody.png)

>>2530120
Kek, I always feel like the shota/loli derails have some of the best shitposts. Picrel made me cackle the first time I read it in the middle of an infight. Special thanks to the nonny who screencapped the first Nabakov parody post before it was deleted, spoilered just in case.

No. 2531196

>>2531176
Wheeeeze

No. 2531206

File: 1747794227238.jpg (190.84 KB, 583x414, 1000035312.jpg)

>>2531176
Damn you, it's very early in the morning here and I'm kekking into my pillow so I don't wake anyone up
>Who may or may not turn into creatures of great beauty
They are scrotes so I am sad to say they will not

No. 2531304

File: 1747803173972.jpeg (128.46 KB, 679x442, IMG_8038.jpeg)

WHAT

No. 2531305

>>2531176
I love hanako nonny, her spirit shall never be defeated.

No. 2532061

File: 1747868304503.jpg (148.21 KB, 1440x408, Screenshot_20250522_004624_Sam…)


No. 2532071

File: 1747868704992.png (28.27 KB, 542x204, Screenshot 2025-05-21 at 4.03.…)


No. 2532073

>>2531176
Change the character in question to a similar age girl character and you quickly realise how much this place has been overrun by troons and neets who should be 10 feet away from children

No. 2532081

>>2531176
Hey, I was the one who originally made the top post! I got banned for that, because the mods thought it was AI slop, lmao
To be honest, I'm surprised many anons recognized it as a parody of Lolita. It doesn't seem to be the kind of book farmers would like to read.

No. 2532094

>>2532073
Nta but the book Lolita is about a pedo's memoir defending himself to a court jury on why he shouldn't be in prison while sounding exactly like the type of guy who should be in prison for life. The author wrote it to show people how psycho pedos are. If nonnas have read the book then they are aware enough to know loli and shota are bad. In the screenshots they were parodying the shota defenders who were in the thread.

No. 2532260

File: 1747886620599.png (45.3 KB, 2376x153, Screenshot 2025-05-22 at 05.02…)

underagefags always make me laugh

No. 2533183

File: 1747950208575.jpg (17.65 KB, 720x179, dumbass shit 171.jpg)

Lul'd

No. 2533194

File: 1747950572387.gif (878.8 KB, 500x375, 1000025436.gif)

>>2533183
where's the funny?

No. 2533219

>>2532073
No woman is going to rape children for watching hanako kun. Moidlets are making deepfakes of their classmates and consuming andrew tate content. They are disgusting and vile.

No. 2533224

>>2533194
You’re the punchline now

No. 2533249

>>2532260
Kek, but isn't this a video that was popular with millennials?

No. 2533254

>>2533183
And its alright and its coming along

No. 2533264

>>2532061
truth nuke

No. 2533503

File: 1747969639423.png (1015.46 KB, 976x746, sb.png)

>>2530120
His canonical birthday is July 14, 1986, and this ID was first shown in 2000, when he would have been fourteen. He'd be 38 today. However, he's a sponge, his species (aplysina fistularis) reproduces by budding, which can occur when the animal is less than a year old. They actually show him budding in the show as part of a throwaway joke, too. So he categorically cannot be a shota.

No. 2533515

File: 1747973142520.jpg (25.09 KB, 500x309, 1000074074.jpg)


No. 2533757

File: 1748003061109.jpg (83.76 KB, 1130x480, HETERO.jpg)


No. 2533977

File: 1748015553791.jpeg (100.69 KB, 828x566, IMG_3110.jpeg)

I kek’d in my bathtub

No. 2534327

File: 1748037885621.jpg (184.64 KB, 1185x1124, edward.jpg)


No. 2534359


No. 2534392

File: 1748043291283.png (260.5 KB, 1867x344, Screenshot 2025-05-23 183348.p…)

I chortled.

No. 2534412

>>2533977
this is just cringe, not funny. also jfl at being nice to cumbrain scrotes.

No. 2534435

>>2534412
nta if it helps the context is that she's a hairdresser so it's part of her job to make customers feel liked by talking about stuff they enjoy. the wording of it is kinda suggestive though, but on the bright side a straight nonna was like "can you talk them into getting the sid from skins haircut for us nerdfucking nonnas please" and op nonna was like "I usually give them the Sid special" kekkk
>>2533145
>>2533288

No. 2534512

File: 1748055083357.png (272.48 KB, 944x364, hoomiliation titual.png)

omegakek

No. 2534514

>>2534435
The anon you're replying to is the correct anon

No. 2534673

File: 1748078386454.jpg (63.83 KB, 460x215, i know what you are.jpg)

>>2533757
missed the best reply kek

No. 2535017

File: 1748111078452.png (125.72 KB, 834x1012, horror.png)


No. 2535491

File: 1748150718372.jpg (471.35 KB, 921x1145, 1748150519826-1.jpg)


No. 2535497


No. 2535500

>>2535491
Kek nonnie I took this screenshot and it's literally upthread >>2533503

No. 2535511

>>2535491
Does this mean that in Bikini Bottoms child labour is allowed or did Mr Krabs find a way to get around anti child labour laws and exploit then 14 year old spongebob.

No. 2535521

>>2535511
Knowing Mr Krabs it is the latter

No. 2535549

File: 1748154519173.png (153.3 KB, 1693x755, Screenshot 2025-05-25 at 07.26…)

I hate when there's a funny reply chain about to unfold, but then some sperg retard has to take themselves too seriously and ruin the moment

No. 2535641

>>2535549
>funny reply chain
that's literally leddit tier """funny reply chain"""

No. 2535861

File: 1748184677654.png (194.12 KB, 1341x1030, bladefag.png)

If anyone ever wondered who's behind all the skirby posting, its this bladefag that had a meltdown on the ridiculous photoshoppers thread

No. 2536811

File: 1748234416972.png (166.69 KB, 742x324, Screenshot 2025-05-25 155154.p…)


No. 2536817

>>2536811
Kek. Sometimes we look our cutest when we look lowkey retarded

No. 2536879

>>2534412
She's manipulating retarded scrotes into giving her bigger tips for haircuts though. Kinda based

No. 2536909

File: 1748242325200.png (88.58 KB, 833x331, lack of enrichment in their en…)


No. 2537004

File: 1748245844353.jpg (262.8 KB, 720x1117, Screenshot_20250526-104934_Chr…)


No. 2537196

File: 1748264938350.png (63.46 KB, 2462x502, pure concentrated element of s…)


No. 2537371

File: 1748277404123.png (98.01 KB, 807x624, edna mode.png)


No. 2538036

File: 1748310231065.jpg (459.32 KB, 911x1386, Screenshot_20230924_214018_Chr…)


No. 2538353

File: 1748336019331.png (205.18 KB, 593x603, 7385357484468.png)


No. 2538378

>>2537004
can someone upload the threadpic separately pls

No. 2539048

File: 1748381190800.png (116.41 KB, 783x496, anon's gross response.png)


No. 2539052

>>2539048
Kek that middle anon was absolutely seething over hypothetical "skanks" and "sluts"

No. 2539055

>>2539052
Do you like slutty men or something?(infight bait)

No. 2539059

>>2539055
No. We're not reviving the infight here.

No. 2539062

>>2539059
Then don't say she's seething if you agree with her.

No. 2539063

>>2539052
She's pent up because she's never had an orgasm, her hubbie still can't find her clit. Sad.

No. 2539064

File: 1748382400327.png (Spoiler Image,38.43 KB, 605x239, 1000036547.png)

>>2539062
I obviously meant the way she was talking about other women, come on now. The argument might have included manwhores but look at the image and infer from context. Spoiler for unfunny cap spoonfeeding the retard.

No. 2539070

File: 1748383057977.png (601.85 KB, 674x1092, 1000036556.png)

From the pet influencers thread

No. 2539078

>>2539070
Fucking KEK I was literally thinking about the Roman invasion of the Celtic territories earlier today. Same brain with that nonna.

No. 2539127

>>2539070
Kek honestly yeah. Right down to the red hair and tattoos.

No. 2539269

File: 1748400720028.jpeg (135.68 KB, 1098x334, IMG_5167.jpeg)


No. 2539290

>>2539070
>There's a one week trial period where you don't get shit though
At first I misread this as
>There's a one week trial period where you don't get to shit
And I was like damn, she doesn't even let you use her weird outdoor toilet?

No. 2539291

>>2539048
I'd rather have a guy whose mouth tastes like mystery pussy than a guy who refuses to eat pussy at all

No. 2539327

>>2539269
What thread?

No. 2539335

>>2539327
Right Wing/Alt Right Wellness Grifters

No. 2539483

File: 1748431383343.png (104.4 KB, 1314x289, Capture d'écran 2025-05-28 122…)

what the fuck kek

No. 2539486

>>2539483
This phenomenon needs to be studied academically

No. 2539487

File: 1748431624732.jpg (53.45 KB, 892x383, a.jpg)

>>2539483
You forgot to include the reply

No. 2539488

>>2539290
>And I was like damn, she doesn't even let you use her weird outdoor toilet?
An ancient warrior's trial from Barbarian Europe

No. 2539492

>>2539483
>>2539487
Incredibly funny and yet eerily true

No. 2539509

>>2539483
>>2539487
im kekking at this way too hard why is the baby making that face

No. 2539511

File: 1748434076703.png (430.27 KB, 545x878, Nicki_Minaj_Bakery.png)


No. 2539530


No. 2539543

>>2524706
What thread? I just wanna talk…
>he
Does that retard not know only female rabbits have dewlaps?

No. 2539994

File: 1748456431448.jpg (Spoiler Image,230.95 KB, 1096x1771, cy.jpg)

Spoiler for furry tits

No. 2540000

>>2539483
What thread is this?

No. 2540006


No. 2540031

>>2540006
love u

No. 2540306

File: 1748470455030.png (181.29 KB, 1048x422, nathan mpreg.png)


No. 2540419

File: 1748474711811.jpg (68.61 KB, 633x758, cmVzcyZmbT1wbmc.jpg)

>>2539486
Nooooo you're being racist against
enlightened nipponese males(avatarfagging)

No. 2540566

File: 1748480681829.webp (10.71 KB, 320x287, IMG_3653.webp)

>>2539994
I know Cy is already just a ball but that is absolutely SPHERICAL

No. 2540613

>>2539994
It's so funny how even FANNY HERSELF is getting sick of her own shit.

No. 2541015

File: 1748524048888.png (236.21 KB, 600x618, 1000036618.png)

I've been kekking at this for the past 10 minutes

No. 2541852

File: 1748563155093.png (344.56 KB, 653x1042, theme_park.png)


No. 2542742

File: 1748620661258.png (545.89 KB, 2648x1156, Screenshot 2025-05-30 at 8.56.…)

Both posts' replies made me kek.

No. 2542754

File: 1748621282815.png (358.56 KB, 622x1081, primark.png)


No. 2542845

File: 1748626471962.png (623.58 KB, 617x1421, zelda.png)


No. 2543259

File: 1748646813973.jpg (134.85 KB, 816x518, Screenshot_20250531_085616_Chr…)

I think this person is a comic genius.

No. 2543264

>>2543259
I just imagine them with the thickest midwestern accent ever

No. 2543270

>>2543264
She’s from Ohio or Indiana leave the rest of us outta this shameful display.

No. 2543284

>>2543270
Indiana does NOT deserve to be in the same category as “only parental incest is illegal” Ohio.

No. 2543286

>>2543284
I didn’t even know that about Ohio wtf, they really are the worst midwest state.

No. 2543299

>>2543259
How do anons like this even find this place?

No. 2543375

File: 1748650483791.png (308.89 KB, 1289x703, lmfao.png)

No notes.

No. 2543383

>>2543299
LC gets posted on tiktok all the time

No. 2543391

>>2543259
>>2543375
These have to be the same person…

No. 2543410

File: 1748651564390.jpg (401.99 KB, 1440x1616, Screenshot_20250531_033147_Sam…)

At least unpopular opinions is funny today

No. 2543422

>>2543375
Holy shit, who doesn't know what disco is? Where do these people come from?

No. 2543423

>>2543375
Is the second anon from Mars or something? Is she ESL? Who the fuck doesn't know what disco is?

No. 2543555

File: 1748661111283.jpeg (131.78 KB, 754x761, 72BD760D-4826-42A8-8144-76F2A1…)


No. 2543570

File: 1748661824979.jpg (68.78 KB, 670x982, 1000075779.jpg)


No. 2543580

>>2531088
Pony does not equal baby horse. Im just making sure you know that. Pony is just small horse species. But your joke falls flat either way

No. 2543649

File: 1748671115060.png (33.85 KB, 1888x315, Screenshot 2025-05-30 225652.p…)




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