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A thread for sharing screencaps of hilarious posts seen around the farms.

Keep the infighting to a minimum you beautiful tards.

PREVIOUS THREAD:
>>2190602

No. 2341318

File: 1736528551180.png (324.06 KB, 1151x525, bellas dad.png)


No. 2341320

Maybe nobody made a new one yet cuz the last one wasn't maxxed out yet.

No. 2341326

>>2341320
you're supposed to make a new thread when the amount of posts has exceeded 1200

No. 2341354

>>2341318
she's right

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>>2341318
he looks like ned flanders kek

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>>2341375
Is that not what saging is referring to? Like,wading through and getting rid of the crap and unnecessary posts as you do bad spirits?

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>>2341386
KEK are you being serious

No. 2341394

>>2341386
Oh my sweet summer child

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>>2341386
no it's from 2ch, shorthand of a japanese word (下げる) meaning "to lower" or something like that.

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>>2341386
please go back to tiktok holy shit

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>>2341354
Second anon only

No. 2341497

File: 1736539734743.jpeg (51.67 KB, 593x714, IMG_3436.jpeg)

why is that redtexted? kek

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>>2341406
honored to be in this cap

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>>2341510
Same kek. We made a good team.

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>>2341497
This is an elevated form of storytelling.

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>>2341510
>>2341519
Be careful they'll redtext you as a personalityfag for pointing out that you're in a screenshot now

No. 2341716

just noticed the thread number is the same as the last one kek. so it should say #15

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>>2342908
lysander?

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File: 1736637336786.png (561.81 KB, 1592x1026, so sweet.png)

made me kek

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>>2341497
This made me chuckle kek

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>>2343767
Love seeing myself here

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>>2343767
which thread? keek

No. 2343894

>>2342001
why do fujofags draw men so huge, like giants??? is it their tranny body dysphoria or something(fujosperging outside containment)

No. 2343900

>>2343894
Art is hard, no need to overthink it with tranny shit.

No. 2343945

>>2343894
Size fetish. Big is top, small is bottom.
>t. A fujo

No. 2343968

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Anon has a bad day with the fae.

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>>2341399
so is it pronounced “sa-ge”?

No. 2343988

>>2341399
I always read it as "sage" as in "wise sage" so that when you sage it means you are wise for not bumping up the thread

No. 2343991

>>2343988
This is so interesting to me. I always thought the obvious one was it was just a misspelling of “save” as in saving the bump, I assumed everyone thought the same kek

No. 2344188

>>2343968
Women will blame fairies before they accept accountability(ban evasion )

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>>2343979
>>2343988
It was something I never thought about over a decade ago and it's pronounced sa-ge but in my head I still say it as sayge and I'll never change it idc.

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>>2344911
not funny, unless you know the context of the movie and no one does. he literally fits every tumblr sexyman criteria, but everyone is sleeping on this guy for some reason.

No. 2344917

>>2341399
Ahh. I thought it was a reference to the herb and its calming powers, like "the thread is slow right now, no need to wake it up"

No. 2344921

>>2344916
? That ugly old guy?

No. 2344923

>>2344921
yes anon, that is generally tumblr's exact type.

No. 2344929

>>2344916
its hilarious to woobify that old fart

No. 2344946

>>2344929
i think every single anon here should watch nanny mcphee returns so that they can laugh at me better. also it's a really fun family movie.

No. 2344953

>>2344946
I will watch it if they make a ramake with a cute young guy instead of the walled moid

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No. 2345470

>>2343968
Fae is definitely a cope for the sick moid who stole her panties.

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>>2345514
Personally I think this makes the future of diseases a bit more exciting. The medical field needed something to spice it up a bit.

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Anon is confused about Canada.

No. 2345835

>>2345657
A little bit of misdiagnosis, as a treat!

No. 2345839

>>2344188
>ban evasion
There was literally no ban evasion whatsoever. Mods so fucking lazy now.

No. 2345848

>>2345826
This is the funniest shit I've ever read in my entire life.

No. 2345850

>>2345826
KEEK sometimes y'all are hilarious

No. 2345971

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this is the level of nitpicking im here for

No. 2346555

>>2343888
Consoomerism

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>>2346678
I assume this is after John forces Garfield to go on a crash diet.

No. 2346710

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>>2346675
shouldve included the farmhand x farmer love story AU that came after kekkk

No. 2346712

>>2341381
the /g/ threads are the lesbian equivalent to samsara. we will never be free

No. 2347000

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I love these threads so much.

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>>2345470
Was thinking the exact same thing, unfortunately.

No. 2347063

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>Writes a batshit rant about spiritual poop particles
>I'm not crazy like that OTHER anon, though
I've been laughing about poop ghosts all day because of this. Never change, Lolcor.

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>>2346675
Kek wtaf is that ban

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>>2347063
She is right in a sense, because there are bacteria present in the gut that can travel from your poop and colonize the skin, and it's more common in mucosal areas. The ignorant laugh at the intuitive, but their suspicions are an apotropaism.

No. 2347686

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>>2347617
anyone who wipes the wrong way even just once is gonna have a poop ghost

No. 2347688

>>2347687
no no no, you only gain a poop ghost if you willingly have anal on purpose, and then you have a demon attached to your butthole (you have 2 of them now btw).

No. 2347691

>>2347688
>Then you have a demon attached to your butthole
Nature works in strange ways.

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>>2347063
I don't know what's wrong with me but I understand where she's coming from, I get this way about other things. Not poop though

No. 2347710

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>>2347698
>>2347688
>>2347691
It's posts like this that remind me that Christianity is satanic.

No. 2347720

>>2347718
I’m in love with your mind right now

No. 2348386

>>2347687
>>2347688
Have you guys named your poop ghosts? Mine's called Mathilda.

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>>2348418
He looks like one of the Beatles if they were brainwashed and forced to become an assassin to shoot JFK

No. 2348445

>>2348418
Kek why does this make sense

No. 2348449

>>2348445
The shape of his head curves like one

No. 2348480

>>2348418
Men with tiny little mouths like this always have a mental deficiency that sows evil

No. 2348512

>>2348480
True. The moids with fat, kissable lips are genetically superior

No. 2348630

>>2348418
Yes! I was ugly laughing at this, how is it so accurate

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>>2348980
arigatoful for this kek

No. 2349255

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I read this in his voice kek

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it's better without context, trust me

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>>2349479
What's the context?

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>>2349529
the "ideal" penis thread in /g/

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>>2349479
I love when farmhands give custom bans

No. 2350227

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>>2347063
>>2347617
>>2347687
acktchyalualy the poopghost is mechanistically possible because the prostate is a pathogen reservoir due to immune privilege, so when a prolific raw shitfucker ejaculates it's probable that it contains fecal bacteria. That's in addition to the normal fecal bacteria in the foreskin microbiota of course

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>>2350227
Is this why gay men act so weird? Because they are processed by a poop ghost?

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No. 2350666

Mostly conjecture, but there is a variety of behavioral and health outcomes that were observed to emerge from exposure to pathogens and even seminal plasma itself (also because it's immunosuppressive, it enhances pathogen transmission). Furthermore, a sizeable number of hypothetical Alzheimers subtypes (since it was recently found to be not one disease, but many) arise from pathogen exposure, particularly bacteria and viruses invading CNS directly via nasopharyngeal lymphatic drains (which is probably why there's a curious associon between picking your nose and cognitive decline). There also happens to be data showing higher rates of cognitive decline among LGBT adults (but, again, conjecture).

No, none of the above is a meme or bait, this is unironically state of the art research dated 2024. Your brain shits cerebrospinal fluid through your nose, and you can put cooties in it by putting them in close proximity to paranasal tissue (which probably happens a lot during cocksucking). I'm done derailing now.(derailing)

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>>2350666
Anon, no one is leaking CSF through their nose unless they have a serious head injury.

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No. 2350763

>>2350724
It's nasopharynx (if you want to be pedantic) and everyone healthy is "leaking" CSF through it.

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-023-06899-4

No. 2350770

>>2350666
bj chan can I just PLEASE just live my life without you telling me I'm going to hell for being straight?

No. 2350775

>>2350666
>There also happens to be data showing higher rates of cognitive decline among LGBT adults
Why is that?

No. 2350778

>>2350666
but why post this in the caps thread

No. 2350785

>>2350763
but you're not leaking it through your nose according to the article you linked. it drains into the lymphatic system in the nasopharynx which drains back into your blood through the subclavian veins.

the phrase "your brain shits cerebrospinal fluid through your nose" implies that the csf is directly flowing out of your nose which isnt normal and can in fact be a symptom of head injury

No. 2350787

>>2350763
you said
>your brain shits cerebrospinal fluid through your nose
this is not what happens. the lymphatic drainage discussed in the paper is through the lympathic system. no healthy person is leaking CSF paranasally.

No. 2350836

>>2347686
this one made me laugh outloud when i saw it

No. 2350849

>>2350778
Bc of the poop ghost theory relevancy, ig. I’m both educated and horrified, just like every other time I come to this site.

No. 2350879

>>2350666
So does picking your nose make you retarded or do you pick your nose because you're already retarded? asking for a friend

No. 2350891

>>2350227
There's fecal bacteria everywhere anon. Do you think the whole world is possessed by poop ghosts? There was an episode of Mythbusters where they found that there was more fecal bacteria on computer keyboards and paper money than on toilet seats.

I guarantee you, there's fecal bacteria in your vagina, even if you think you're not a dirty slut. I'm a KV, I shower every day, and I wipe front-to-back, but I still had to take a course of antibiotics a few years ago because my gyn found e-coli in my vagina.

>>2350775
Something tells me that a casual relationship is being assumed because of correlation here. Interesting that anon didn't link the super special high-quality research she's citing.

No. 2350897

>>2350891
>I guarantee you, there's fecal bacteria in your vagina
>I still had to take a course of antibiotics a few years ago because my gyn found e-coli in my vagina
You guarantee that everyone has BV?

No. 2350916

>>2350897
she's right. there are bacteria that typically colonize the gut that migrate to the vagina. if you have healthy vaginal flora, the gut bacteria population will be small. if you have dysbiosis, the gut bacteria can grow too much and you will might end up with vaginal symptoms, which then lead to the clinical diagnosis of bacterial vaginosis. no one is diagnosed with it if they aren't symptomatic.

No. 2350922

>>2350897
Having fecal bacteria in your vagina is not the same as BV, because bacteria can be present without causing vaginosis. Vaginosis is specifically when there's an overgrowth that causes symptoms; I was asymptomatic. Your vagina is designed to clean itself for a reason, the process helps mitigate these sorts of pathogens.

No. 2350935

THIS IS NOT THE POOP GHOST THREAD

No. 2350945

>>2350935
Poop Ghost General #1 >>>/ot/2350853

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inspiring

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>>2350666
you are so retarded and this is so off base that im going to suck a dick in your honor

No. 2351575

File: 1737176493897.png (238.15 KB, 1875x465, buggy_chatty_anons.png)

This was cute and also kek. I wish there was a reality show about normie-stacys (but not bullies/mean girls) trying to make friendship work with anons from this thread

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>>2350227
But nonna only moids have prostates. Based on your hypothesis it's biologically and spiritually impossible for a woman to be haunted by a faeces phantom.(derailing)

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>>2351866
can't asymptomatically grow shit in your junk like a petri dish=\=immune to shit(derailing)

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Got me crying from laughter

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The lolcow baby thread is the gift that keeps on giving

No. 2352669

>>2352650
I saw that and walked away since it’s “judgement free” kek. That poor child.

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this one made me chuckle a little

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>>2352826
>some monkeys and some hurdurr
Is he talking about the ilk he comes from, which are hairy Italians that live near hairy Turkroaches and then live near the hairy Gayreeks who also resemble macaques and even act like them whenever some black person plays in a soccer match? Hope he kills himself(racebait)

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>>2353904
Imagine Amberlynn Reid leading the American revolution

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>>2353906
I'm imagining her giving commands to her legions from one of these

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>>2353910
>10 feeder butch lesbians on each side
loving it

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>>2353719
Kek which thread?

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>>2354551
kek what the fuck is a bahoogadonk

No. 2354571

>>2354551
which thread this was interesting to read

No. 2354575

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I laughed too hard at this

>>2354570
boobs

No. 2354580

>>2354571
Attractive women you'd fuck in /g/

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about luigi in the early days of his arrest kek

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i love u.. wigi-wives.. more than weegee himself ♥

No. 2354842

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From the Women You’re Ashamed To Say You’d Fuck thread on /g/. Reposted to add context.

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>>2355144
The ideal man: No teeth, no eyes and crawls on the floor.

No. 2355150

>>2354807
only funny post here in awhile

No. 2355154

>>2355150
Funnily enough this is the only one I don't find funny

No. 2355157

>>2355154
wow that's crazy. i guess you should post more caps of people saying they want to rape luigi

No. 2355164

L*igi is the Hitler of lolcow
his containment board is /b/ of lolcow

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the redtext and no replies was the cherry on top of the cake

No. 2355191

>>2355185
The yellow fever saga was so funny in its sheer autism.

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Kekkk

No. 2355257

>>2355154
same, it’s not unfunny or anything just unremarkable

No. 2355286

>>2355283
Unfunny pro-troon bait

No. 2355302

>>2355283
Tranny hormones should be illegal they make people mentally retarded.

No. 2355307

>>2355302
Seriously, how would a troon exist in pre-historic times? Imagine a neanderthal trooning out. What would he do? Both sexes would be wearing brown animal skins, no makeup and go around killing their food with big sticks. There wouldn't be any pornified femininity to fetishize and imitate.

No. 2355328

>>2355307
he gathered berries instead of hunting

No. 2355333

>>2355307
His tribe probably would just use him as bait for whatever animal they're hunting. It's like early eugenics.

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>>2355588
I (an empath) am sensing that anon has reservations about the field trip.

No. 2355612

>>2355146
>>2355144
my superpeople abilities sense that this post is from the Homicipher thread.

No. 2355614

>>2355612
>Superpeople senses guess correctly
Checkmate, atheists.

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No. 2355697

>>2355588
poor anon

No. 2355714

>>2355480
I know you can be as cringe as you want in those threads, but the way this is typed radiates annoying Tumblr girl energy.

No. 2355768

>>2355714
yeah lol the fleckfag types like a normie trying to be edgy so hard

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No. 2356406

>>2350666
can't believe i'm going to die of cognitive decline because i used to pick my nose habitually as a kid and i had to find out through lolcow.farm.us.gov.edu.co.uk.care.org

No. 2356413

>>2355307
idk when they say "trannies have always existed" they talk about weird hermaphroditic animals like clownfish or some shit. We aren't fish and unlike trannies, nemo can actually become a real woman without surgeries or dressing like a 6 year old girl.

No. 2356449

>>2356413
they usually mean that those cultures where effeminate homosexual men were treated like a different gender from other men (hijras etc.) totally had hecking valid woke trans folks. before the mean whites came in and ruined it with their ebil colonialist western cisheteropatriarchy. or something.

No. 2356452

>>2356413
No they usually bring up the special third classes of underaged boys used primarily as sex slaves and then were homeless the moment they grew facial hair. Very progressive, you wouldn't understand.

No. 2356480

>>2356449
>>2356452
So they are just saying faggots and pedos have always existed…

No. 2356490

>>2356480
Yes, but they were special faggots, and special pedos.

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No. 2356619

>>2356588
if only luigi would have tried

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The redtext made me kek so hard

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No. 2359287

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No. 2359337

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“i’d hate for you to discover a serbian film” is such an unintentionally hilarious unhinged thing to say.

No. 2359823

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No. 2359827

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No. 2359828

>>2359222
When AI waifus and husbandobots get sufficiently advanced, all the problematic faves will be taken to Nuremberg to answer for their crimes.

No. 2361483

File: 1737612929174.png (190.83 KB, 768x524, David Turpin.png)


No. 2361615

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No. 2361718

>>2357597
mfw hearing cocksuckers in the walls

No. 2362178

File: 1737666257255.png (5.99 KB, 1099x69, 34555535345353.png)


No. 2362191

>>2362178
lmao i know a gay guy who is so grossed out by poop he refuses to have anal sex

No. 2362368

>>2361615
He's literally missing the top of his skull. That must be where they hacksawed his brain and inserted the 5g chip that carried out the orders

No. 2362371

>>2362191
Known as a side

No. 2362392

>>2362368
Are you the anon that asked where the top of his head is in his thread? I can't see it. It looks rounded off to me. Redline it?

No. 2362408

>>2362392
You're joking

No. 2362415

>>2362408
ntayrt but i don't see it either

No. 2362419

File: 1737675574740.jpg (76.39 KB, 720x522, 1000000423.jpg)


No. 2362421

>>2362408
Are you a conehead?

No. 2362428

>>2362421
His skull is the size of a lime and cuts off flat. I've seen so many people off lc mention it. It's hidden under his hair but is hard to miss for the average anatomyfag

No. 2362429

>>2362426
Where off LC? Please redline it, I'm not doubting you I just cannot see it.(derailing)

No. 2362436

File: 1737676059169.gif (73.45 KB, 275x268, 1000000425.gif)

>>2362429
If he shaved his head the top would literally be flat its right there(derailing)

No. 2362439

>>2362436
This isn't a redline and the cinnamarolls are very distracting!

No. 2362447

>>2362439
You really need me to put a red circle around the base of his skull like a boomer reading conspiracy articles about reptilians from a fb link?

No. 2362450

>>2362436
Nta but I feel so retarded I thought most people weren't supposed to have big top skulls unless they have a big forehead? I need like a side by side comparison cause I don't get it either

No. 2362463

>>2362450
>>2362429
I think she's just shitposting

No. 2362471

>>2362450
The back of your skull is supposed to be rounded out and at least slightly higher at the crown than the top of you forehead. The back of his head is literaly flat. He is missing like three or more normal inches on the back of his skull. It's maddening not being faceblind.

No. 2362479

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>>2362428
I'm an anatomyfag who owns a replica of a human skull (and also some real human bones)
The top of the skull is typically flat. That is why you can balance shit on your head.
Second of all can you shut the fuck about Luigi? Go make a luigi hate thread or some shit.

No. 2362484

>>2362471
>faceblind
>head shape
What? Humans aren't mean to be coneheads. Are you a grey?

No. 2362487

>>2362484
His head is the size of a stress ball and you only can't tell because of his hair

>>2362479
And he's literally missing the top of his head.

No. 2362488

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No. 2362491

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>>2362487
Agreed. I can't believe these humans don't even know what their own skulls look like

No. 2362492

File: 1737677751962.jpeg (365.62 KB, 800x767, 20250123191309067.jpeg)

I think I fixed it. I think(derailing)

No. 2362493

>>2362491
>>2362492
Holy fuck can you both shut the fuck up and go to the appropriate thread.

No. 2362498

>>2362493
I'm not thirstposting anon, I genuinely don't understand the skull poster

No. 2362521

>>2362491
This would be funny if he didn't literally have a tiny skull

No. 2362523

>>2362521
He is a fucking Italian-American, have you never met one?

No. 2362531

File: 1737678916469.jpg (11.38 KB, 220x275, 1730928952018.jpg)

>>2362523
i think nonas believe this is the normal skull size

No. 2362541

>>2362531
Unironically no, but the fact remains.

No. 2362902

>>2362178
>1 minute ago
Blatant self-post. Your obsession with moid poop isn't funny, it's bizarre and it makes you look like a schizo

No. 2363707

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No. 2363711

>>2362902
ew ew ew why are some of the women on here like dogs that like to rub their face in stuff that smells bad. keep your intrusive thoughts on the inside.

No. 2363844

>>2363711
I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's the same one or two anons constantly bringing up poop at every opportunity, and they were conspicuously absent when the VPN ban was in effect. I'm beginning to wonder if it's their fetish or something.

No. 2364010

File: 1737749722360.jpeg (113.08 KB, 674x364, IMG_7031.jpeg)


No. 2364327

File: 1737756788017.png (212.49 KB, 630x563, 1000032051.png)

KEKKK

No. 2364364

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No. 2364440

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No. 2364441

File: 1737759796190.png (218.97 KB, 1288x493, Screenshot 2025-01-24 163904.p…)

kek

No. 2364443

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fast at the cap cuz the addys kicked in

No. 2364502

>>2364327
beat me to it

No. 2364505

>>2363844
>>2363711
>>2362902
you retards I'm not the person who wrote that

No. 2364539

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No. 2364540

>>2364505
who cares schizo

No. 2364572

>>2364540
Nta but you're all calling eachother schizo a little too much lately and need to relax. Do you really think you are only one of four people that post here?

No. 2364574

>>2364539
Anon is going to come out with an even flatter skull shape than Luigi.

No. 2364637

>>2364574
I'm saying

No. 2364685

File: 1737766483133.gif (857.26 KB, 500x230, sure jan.gif)


No. 2364750

>>2362419
wew lol

No. 2364751

>>2362419
What thread was this?

No. 2364758

>>2364685
Not everyone is the poop ghost nona

No. 2364766

>>2364751
favorite lyrics

No. 2364775

>>2362419
Kek reminds me of some weird replies I got there in the past from anons who thought a song was directed towards them

No. 2364862

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No. 2364873

File: 1737774949076.png (122.89 KB, 705x416, 18io6ed.png)

>>2364862
I was about to add this one myself.

No. 2364899

>>2362419
what song did lana del rey say scrote?

No. 2364996

File: 1737782014425.png (73.59 KB, 505x420, yurifurries.png)

the anti-pro-fujo infight threads are always full of gold

No. 2365017

>>2364327
this post is magical because i can hear it perfectly in my head

No. 2365018

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No. 2365026

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No. 2365083

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>>2365026
she's right tho. but you left out the best one

No. 2365088

>>2365026
Whenever I see Adrien Brody all I think of is how he had sex with his pseudo-daughter in Splice.

No. 2365103

>>2362488
KEK absolute gold.

No. 2365307

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No. 2365342

File: 1737818482782.png (314.3 KB, 611x793, 1000032067.png)

That picture combined with that opening

No. 2365384

>>2365088
All I can think of is that nasty pic of his much younger girlfriend washing his asscheeks on a boat

No. 2365424

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No. 2365527

File: 1737827684604.png (Spoiler Image,783.32 KB, 873x1328, know who you post with.png)


No. 2365529

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>>2365527
No fucking way.

No. 2365533

>>2365527
>hangout server
The absolute state of hanging out.

No. 2365536

>>2365527
Jesus Christ.

No. 2365537

File: 1737828186240.png (34.57 KB, 228x278, accept.PNG)

>>2365527
Lolcow anons being cows themselves? Many such cases

No. 2365538

>>2365527
Ah homegrown milk

No. 2365539

File: 1737828267227.gif (2.23 MB, 326x259, 1705187597604120.gif)


No. 2365542

>>2365539
>gif
Fucking kek. My exact reaction

No. 2365552

>>2365527
Lowkey she does look a little like a TiM. I think it's the severely damaged hair and Jeffrey Dahmer glasses.

No. 2365558

>>2365552
Also the smile which isn't really a smile kek

No. 2365562

>>2365552
It's the unhealthy body too.

No. 2365763

>>2365562
Doesn't look unhealthy to me? She's a little pale, but she's not obese or anything.

No. 2365986

>>2365763
nyart, she's not obese but you can see the alcohol hasn't been kind to her. She really could easily be quite a specimen of excellent health but has fucked her shit up with booze and shitty hair dye. It's not fair how some people can just naturally have a great physique but fuck it to high hell with shitty habits. I bet if she took care of her hair instead of bleaching it to death it would also be really nice.

No. 2365995

>>2365527
The discord messages are the icing on the cake tbh, tells you what kind of poster she is

No. 2365997

>>2365986
She literally has two giant, turd-like dreadlocks. Something tells me she severely neglects personal hygiene and health.

No. 2366339

>>2365997
>the person making me speechless by their sheer amount of stupidity on here at any time could be a white woman with dreadlocks
Yeah, that makes sense.

No. 2366373

File: 1737859568307.jpg (645.28 KB, 918x1511, 1000012245.jpg)

Kek this post got a laugh out of me just picturing this slightly greasy, quite unpleasant smelling woman who will take off her shoes in public wherever she is and who will throw a yellow Sanrio dog stuffed animal (that stinks because she lays on it) that she is implied to be carrying around with her at someone over a disagreement about politics. Her actions and inactions are diabolical but her attitude is admirable.

No. 2366675

>>2366373
>her ex started dating a cam girl
Rebounding off of one vulnerable mentally ill woman onto another one, I see. Moids like that don't even deserve to date stinky vindictive autists like anon's friend.

No. 2366858

>>2365527
This just looks like someone who would participate in 420chan (rip) smokeathons back in the day

No. 2366884

>>2365527
this cannot be real. That has to be a tranny. This is some elaborate creative writing exercise furnished by a pic stolen from r/mtf, calling it right now. Did anyone reverse search the image

No. 2367221

File: 1737915144597.jpg (Spoiler Image,100.03 KB, 720x813, 1000000452.jpg)

Spoilered only because tmi thread "nobody asked" post

No. 2367327

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No. 2367329

>>2367221
this is so fake having a dick hit your cervix hurts

No. 2367368

>>2367221
This isn't funny, it's annoying. I immediately ran to that thread to yell at that anon for being a retard who doesn't know how cervices work. The absolute state of sex ed in anglophone countries, Christ.

No. 2367523

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No. 2367605

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>>2367329
Someone said the same thing you did and got mercilessly corrected. Look up cervix stimulation, many women enjoy it.

No. 2367614

>>2367605
why would you enjoy having a pap smear at home? this is like when pickmes claim to love anal sex. we don't even have an orgasm button in our asses like moids do

No. 2367762

>>2367605
fake and gay

No. 2367941

>>2367329
>>2367368
Now this has me wondering about the "cervix puncher" post in that dick thread on /g/

No. 2368133

>>2365527
and then they ask why I don't care if white women get raped by immigrants(bait)

No. 2369030

File: 1738028620892.png (82.22 KB, 720x450, 1000032134.png)

The "reroll" elevates it.

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No. 2369075

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No. 2369301

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No. 2369342

>>2367368
I just thought it was funny that the replier wanted to khs, as I thought we all did reading that fake garbage

No. 2369654

File: 1738080675740.jpg (186.79 KB, 1191x1492, Screenshot_20250128_151307_Chr…)

this post is so cute and funny i hope this nonita is having a good day ♥

No. 2369659

>>2369654
So cute

No. 2370367

>>2365527
I genuinely thought most nonnies were cool and respectful women but seeing this makes me want to shoot myself. I can't believe I've been sharing a website with that thing. She really does look like a tranny kek

No. 2370448

>>2367614
Honestly, I think some people just get off on unconventional stuff. I've never personally been into having my nipples rubbed or whatever, but there are some women who are super into it. I imagine the same applies to cervixes and anal– it doesn't do anything for most women, but some find it pleasurable for whatever reason.

No. 2370450

>>2370367
>I genuinely thought most nonnies were cool and respectful women
What on Earth gave you this impression kek.

No. 2370507

File: 1738118725684.png (5.48 KB, 396x79, yaoi.png)

It's funnier without context

No. 2370665

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No. 2370668

>>2370367
Nona this is girl 4 chan.

No. 2370747

File: 1738138899135.gif (891.89 KB, 298x140, ezgif-63f89023c27a9.gif)

An anon wanted this in gif form, i did my best.

No. 2370761

>>2370747
KEK where is this from.

No. 2370764

>>2370761
MTF thread

No. 2370869

File: 1738154518667.jpeg (243.59 KB, 1096x474, IMG_8357.jpeg)


No. 2371230

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No. 2371232

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No. 2371325

>>2370747
i've been laughing at this since it got posted, genuinely one of the funniest things i've seen on here

No. 2371636

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No. 2371676

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No. 2371714

File: 1738194154938.jpg (133.29 KB, 1280x962, whole squad laughing.jpg)


No. 2371716

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No. 2371722

>>2371636
It's not realize though it's real:ze

No. 2372046

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No. 2372085

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>>2372046
>can't get erections
I wonder where these moids store all their child porn. It must be really stressful to be in possession of something like that and know your life could be over at any minute, if just one person reported you

No. 2372088

>>2372046
it really concerns me that the replies to this abomination were deleted but not the post itself. what the fuck? I hope to see it gets deleted very soon.

No. 2372097

>>2372088
my guess is they kept it up to make an example out of him?

No. 2372101

>>2372097
Okay, they just banned him, but it took an unnervingly long time.

No. 2372146

File: 1738223665577.jpeg (119.01 KB, 828x267, IMG_7624.jpeg)

Caught this before it was deleted by a mod. From the Taylor Nicole Dean thread

No. 2373078

>>2371676
What the fuck, that anon has the exact same plate as me

No. 2374133

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No. 2375133

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No. 2375206

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No. 2376460

>>2375206
I don't get the reviewbrah craze. He does have a unique schtick but that's it. He looks like lorde to me

No. 2376726

File: 1738437824743.jpg (463.77 KB, 1440x1188, Screenshot_20250201_221359_Sam…)


No. 2376873

File: 1738442900088.png (42.12 KB, 1089x234, schizo moment.png)


No. 2377074

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No. 2377086

>>2376873
The schizos are out of control

No. 2377397

File: 1738470156184.png (431.04 KB, 869x482, autistic nonna.png)


No. 2377402

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No. 2377404

>>2376873
…there are some truly crazy cunts lurking about lately huh

No. 2377407

>>2371716
Not my proudest but… still would.

No. 2377619

>>2376726
kekkkkk

No. 2377772

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No. 2378148

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No. 2378312

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No. 2378505

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No. 2378761

>>2378505
deserves to go down in history tbh.

No. 2378765

A funny one I wish I capped was someone celebrating a ban ending with a smiley face and getting re-banned immediately

No. 2378838

File: 1738543698783.jpeg (700.91 KB, 977x1425, E455D0E0-440B-4BEF-8AAD-4B158E…)

>>2378505
I saw the edit in picrel first and assumed it was another moid who hit the wall. I was both surprised and incredibly amused by the face reveal kek

No. 2379533

>>2371636
everytime i see this and i in particular notice the two attempts at writing 'and', i am overcome with despair and pity for the nonnie that was married to that.

No. 2379634

File: 1738596411770.png (846.77 KB, 1240x2363, gaymergayte.png)

Hope it's ok to post a non-funny cap. I wonder what the reaction would have been in current year?

No. 2379668

File: 1738598097480.png (257.53 KB, 1318x560, shawn.PNG)

This nona's genuine confusion and fear at a hairless cat in a costume is so funny and cute to me

No. 2380240

File: 1738613032362.jpg (140.26 KB, 720x1460, 1000000508.jpg)

The absolute state of all of you

No. 2380247

>>2378838
This cracks me up every time I see it

No. 2380248

>>2378505
Kek. Who is that?

No. 2380252

>>2380248
A farmhand got doxxed.

No. 2380257

>>2380252
Nta but really? What thread? I want to read.

No. 2380260

>>2380257
It’s kaijuno from ebegging cringe. One of my favorite new cow prospects

No. 2380270

>>2380240
kek wtf. thread?

No. 2380286

>>2380252
Incorrect. She is a woman.

No. 2380293

>>2378505
OH MY FUCKING HOTS I TOLD YOU ALL THAT MODS WERE FAT ENGLISH PEDOS

No. 2380300

>>2380252
KEK anon dont lie!

No. 2380368

File: 1738617323325.jpg (76.61 KB, 720x600, 1000000513.jpg)


No. 2380386

>>2380300
I actually got fooled and thought this was a farmhand? probably because farmhands of how retarded farmhands are recently, I wouldn't be surprised

No. 2380486

>>2380293
We always knew….

No. 2380880

>>2380386
It's okay, I'm autistic and I fell for it too kek

No. 2380961

File: 1738642742676.png (5 KB, 341x88, Captura de pantalla 2025-01-29…)

i laughed but yet again im mentally stunted

No. 2381595

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No. 2382449

File: 1738712522168.jpeg (1.01 MB, 1179x1649, IMG_5169.jpeg)


No. 2382897

>>2365527
It's funny to think I might have talked to her on lc without knowing. Or that any of us talked to her.

No. 2382920

>>2382897
>It's funny
It's more like it's deeply disturbing and part of the reason I cut down on using lc recently.

No. 2383110

>>2382449
top fucking kek shes so right, i love her

No. 2383112

>>2383110
I love it when nonnies come together to alog niche and specific subjects kek, they're based and correct about this, stupid ass "thought experiment"

No. 2383214

File: 1738762849777.jpeg (89.6 KB, 1179x259, IMG_5171.jpeg)


No. 2383309

File: 1738769156086.png (228.32 KB, 1297x340, typical male cock head fractur…)

typical male cock head fracture.

No. 2383472

>>2383309
I see you google translated my post in swedish about the horrible shooting. The correct translation is crime, not fracture.

No. 2383531

File: 1738778969937.gif (905.09 KB, 220x274, staring-press.gif)

>>2383472
>i see-
ESL fag detected

No. 2383564

>>2383309
typical male cock head fracture.

No. 2383609

>>2383531
Do you think Swedes usually speak english as their first language? kek how dumb

No. 2383657

File: 1738785056808.png (17.39 KB, 955x301, yeah.png)


No. 2384186

File: 1738805677503.png (1.93 MB, 1290x1260, ai.png)


No. 2384200

>>2383531
what's ESL about "I see"? english-only nona here

No. 2384201

>>2384186
This is how porn AI technology should be used

No. 2384210

>>2384186
So ugly they'd only make it on Facial Abuse

No. 2384282

>>2370747
thank you nona, i was the one who requested it. i love

No. 2384302

File: 1738811943840.png (40.57 KB, 953x240, 1000006317.png)


No. 2384308

>>2382449
sooo…. lc philosophy thread when?

No. 2384609

>>2377397
>>2377772
Can we backtrace the banana anon alread and have it imprisoned?

No. 2384691

>>2384200
kek the joke is that Swedes speak English too well and it seems pretentious(it isn't tbh) and that i realized she was an ESLfag the moment she used "I see" like that in a sentence.

No. 2384815

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No. 2384819

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No. 2384827

>>2383531
Most normal anglo reaction

No. 2384847

>>2384302
God this is so true.

No. 2384851

>>2384691
That's a strange conclusion to me kek. A lot of people use "I see" like that where I live.

No. 2384868

File: 1738854890063.jpg (106.67 KB, 1117x604, Screenshot_20250206-171230_Chr…)


No. 2385209

>>2384851
>where I live.
which is Sverige?

No. 2386333

File: 1738923565361.png (1.05 MB, 1009x1341, trump.png)


No. 2386538

>>2386333
>Now I know what yaoi is, you know what the yaoi is, right? They put the boys in their little comic books, and they, they do a lot of stuff, they've got the biggest collection of yaois I've ever seen. A really big collection of cartoon boys. We're gonna place strong protections in our princess castles to stop the cartoon boys and their giant strangling hands. Those fujos, they put the giant hands in handcuffs, they draw them catching smaller boys out of the air - and some of those are good American cartoon boys. You know, the fujos should put down their pencils, I have broken a lot of fujoshi pencils, I don't need the fujoshi pencils. Really, I will do it for the American himejoshi people without the use of any pencils. Kami-sama is on our side. God bless America.

No. 2386581

>>2386538
Absolutely incomprehensible, sounds just like him, 10/10 larp

No. 2386959

File: 1738958634093.jpeg (851.17 KB, 1170x1302, IMG_2814.jpeg)


No. 2386964

>>2386959
i need to know what this was posted to

No. 2386968

>>2386964
Unconventional male attractions. I like that she felt the need to be polite. She’s acting like it’s her friend asking to be honest about her nigel's looks.

No. 2387086

>>2386968
nyart but her laying out her credentials is really what makes this burn extra sick. Like she has studied fossils that were the moids direct ancestors

No. 2387393

>>2386538
It's crazy how we can all read this in his voice down to the intonation

No. 2387420

File: 1738976788790.jpeg (737.48 KB, 828x1096, IMG_0556.jpeg)

i snotted on my screen at this

No. 2387523

File: 1738980322244.png (180.8 KB, 692x565, ye olde fursonae.png)


No. 2387529

File: 1738980523088.jpg (262.12 KB, 1200x630, 1000000554.jpg)

>>2387523
Medieval Korean face type chart

No. 2387540

>>2387529
I am so confused these all look the same to me

No. 2387543

>>2387540
>t.white

No. 2387548

>>2387543
Stop trying to sow division and chaos.

>>2387540
>t.autism

No. 2387564

>>2387529
Gotta love how all the examples are female except the dragon one. Strangely enough, the male is the only accurate one.

No. 2387567

>>2387529
>>2387540
Not familiar with this but here's what I picked up on from the image.
>puppy face is slightly wide with balanced features
>cat face is skinnier, with bigger teeth and more slanted eyes
>Bunny face is round but has bigger teeth and a smaller nose
>Turtle face is round with a wider mouth and bigger eyes
>fox face is similar to cat face with smaller teeth and eyes that are more closer together, also red hair for some reason?
>moids are dragons?

No. 2387580

File: 1738982753439.jpg (162.84 KB, 1111x1390, chinese-dragon-head-red-P6TNGP…)

>>2387567
>moids are dragons?
KEK, I think it's about the big flared up nose looking like a dragon's snout and the laugh lines looking like those dragon whiskers idk what they're called. The eyes and eyebrows adds to it.

No. 2387719

>>2387529
>>2387567
vid rel breaks it down further

No. 2387914

>>2386538
This sounds like a good copypasta

No. 2387944

File: 1739021113114.png (278.18 KB, 1633x493, jesus.png)


No. 2387988

>>2387944
>i like titties
>skinny man with barely any pecs to speak of
what did she mean by this?

No. 2388004

>>2387988
if you're such a connoisseur of baratits then why don't you go ahead and post your impeccable taste in that thread >>>/g/445482

No. 2388021

>>2388004
i'm okay thanks

No. 2389213

File: 1739076059704.jpeg (114.83 KB, 1087x274, IMG_7506.jpeg)


No. 2389218

>>2389213
can't wait till that seething french faggot that hate watches every season of EiP has to answer to his own country's shit cinema.

No. 2389333

>>2389218
It's funny because the director of Emilia Perez is french

No. 2389390

>>2389333
it's almost like that's why i made the joke.

No. 2389774

File: 1739093950499.jpeg (126.16 KB, 919x1109, IMG_5226.jpeg)

In response to Reddit post about some gross moid who refuses to throw out Angry Birds pyjamas with huge cut out.

No. 2390186

File: 1739110258974.jpg (216.6 KB, 1200x592, Screenshot_20250209-154516_Chr…)

what the fuck is this shit? thank god it got deleted

No. 2390189

>>2388004
"Connoisseur of baratits" would be a good flair on other websites kek

No. 2390195

>>2390186
is that not literally bindi irwin

No. 2390201

>>2390195
She's in the filename. What a strange bot

No. 2390204

>>2387988
small titties in men look elegant, gross inflated baratits are for fags and furries

No. 2390438

File: 1739123899967.png (1.31 MB, 3000x1853, 65432.png)

The content withdrawal happening in the Luigi thread is pretty entertaining

No. 2390564

>>2390204
those aren't even all that big or small, they're just the right size for his frame also the
>skinny man with barely any titties
pisses me off, now wtf is wrong with him being skinny? reminds me of pickme retards talking "i like FAT guys with FAT tits"

No. 2391019

File: 1739143443653.jpg (145.48 KB, 1200x579, Screenshot_20250210-012140_Chr…)


No. 2391411

>>2391019
KEKKKK I read this like the first nonna was having a serious conversation and then the second nonna just butts into the conversation with that question

No. 2391627

File: 1739173432404.png (21.66 KB, 417x148, couchsurfing.png)


No. 2391794

File: 1739188935288.jpg (49.83 KB, 907x455, Screenshot_20250210-133211_Chr…)

Kek the hedgehog emoji made me chuckle

No. 2391799

>>2391794
I love how it looks like anon got banned mid-sentence kek

No. 2391851

>>2391794
I never got the opportunity to ask this question but does getting hit by the newfag redtext ban you? I always thought it just directed you to the rules page or something.

No. 2391932

>>2391851
like everything, it just depends on how the mod is feeling at any given time

No. 2392055

File: 1739206580200.png (85.9 KB, 1142x623, 5252377521572.png)


No. 2392063

>>2392055
Retarded red text. Where's that graph that shows men of all ages find 20 year old women most attractive? That's fitting.

No. 2392067

>>2392063
Hate to lend credence to the “mods are troons” theory but…

No. 2392068

>>2392055
meanwhile none of the bitches who were thristing after those russian hammer psychos were redtexted

No. 2392079

>>2392063
We don't want to set men as the standard, we're literally better than that.

No. 2392095

File: 1739208225401.jpeg (1.16 MB, 2304x4096, D86FDD8A-BBA1-4A34-94C3-BAE4EF…)

Excerpts from the Tomes of Goober in Heather’s thread

No. 2392100

>>2392079
We're so much better that we settle for balding uggos instead

No. 2392103

>>2392079
frick off thanks to women like you men are allowed to rot and age into bald raisins while women are enforced to follow strict beauty standards

No. 2392113

File: 1739209416339.png (1.07 MB, 1700x2027, 1000032747.png)


No. 2392116

>>2347537
This one is underrated.

No. 2392134

>>2378148
KEKAROO

No. 2392139

>>2392095
This gets funnier and funnier the more you read.

No. 2392156

>>2392113
I think a lot of women enjoy watching moids do useful things like building something, performing music, making art or even designing a dumb game/app or something. Wrestling and male strippers are more my mom's kind of thing, maybe she is more lolcowian

No. 2392169

>>2392156
i wouldn't mind seeing them do those other things if they did it while wearing spandex and turning around sometimes

No. 2392180

File: 1739212649403.gif (172.32 KB, 500x375, Eoiwb7m.gif)

>>2392169
>turning around sometimes
That makes sense bc I prefer the front and upper body including head and brains so a nice fitted t-shirt plus some kind of useful instrument is good. Maybe adding welding and blacksmithing to my first list, which is pretty dangerous in spandex.

Anyways I respect your lower body and moid ass preference. I hope you enjoy the moid on moid action and don't get too sexually frustrated nona ♥︎

No. 2392582

File: 1739226168107.png (16.28 KB, 626x126, 1000032765.png)


No. 2392588

>>2392079
We are that’s why I only go for 19 year olds and not walled 20 year old males

No. 2392629

>>2392582
I loved this kek, weegee threads always bring the laughs

No. 2392769

File: 1739235086763.jpg (17.29 KB, 1143x115, chucky.JPG)

From the Dana thread

No. 2392835

File: 1739239641501.png (33.06 KB, 1831x145, Captura de pantalla 2025-02-10…)

fuck you peter you get no free promo

No. 2392876

File: 1739241864570.png (39.91 KB, 511x176, failed literacy test.png)

This sums up the state of reading comprehension on this site in 2025.

No. 2392880

>>2392876
KEKKKK what thread? Poor nonnie probably thought wit was a typo for weight

No. 2393432

File: 1739280642597.png (152.19 KB, 539x411, raccoons.png)


No. 2393444

>>2392835
We know this isn't a real review because a real lolcow nonnie would have found a way to give her ex-husband eternal diarrhea, not "reunite" with him.

No. 2393832

>>2392156
damn, you've been on this board for how long and you didn't bring your cool ass mom along? shame

No. 2394535

>>2392055
This is censorship bs. Based nonnie

No. 2394555

>>2394535
Jungkook won’t fuck you.(kpop is a banned subject)

No. 2394716

File: 1739342079936.jpeg (136.19 KB, 1170x350, IMG_7690.jpeg)


No. 2394719

>>2394716
I thought this would be in reference to those therians doing quadrobics in the new otherkin thread but alas, it's not.

No. 2394724

>>2394719
Nah it's the amerifag thread
America no longer feels real

No. 2394824

>>2394535
i think this is going to get more prevalent with LADS. personally i am not into the slim pretty asian boy thing, but i love seeing especially older women live out their fantasies with it. good for you ladies!

No. 2394914

File: 1739364222815.jpg (89.94 KB, 1004x738, Screenshot_20250212-144223_Chr…)


No. 2394968

>>2387540
That's because it's the same woman's face, just creepily edited to display the features they want.

No. 2395090

File: 1739373122140.jpeg (403.96 KB, 1179x2205, IMG_0537.jpeg)

Heather anons are the only funny people on this site these days

No. 2395092

File: 1739373168336.jpeg (64.35 KB, 989x375, IMG_0538.jpeg)

(repost)

No. 2395251

File: 1739378865474.png (16.98 KB, 628x153, 1000032819.png)

Context is even funnier.

No. 2395269

>>2395090
laughed at this one when I saw it

No. 2396091

File: 1739408625869.png (27.78 KB, 533x269, perfect..png)


No. 2396292

>>2395251
You can't say that and not link

No. 2396438

File: 1739416144428.png (173.21 KB, 1540x440, monster monster monster.png)


No. 2397656

>>2396438
>if he was my offspring I would cut his throat before the umbilical chord
That was powerful.

No. 2398230

File: 1739490912582.jpeg (98.87 KB, 1104x220, IMG_7811.jpeg)


No. 2398265


No. 2399174

File: 1739553390660.jpeg (292.65 KB, 954x755, IMG_0932.jpeg)

Where else but unpopular opinions?

No. 2399225

File: 1739554619609.jpg (184.95 KB, 831x1376, Screenshot_20250214-193359_Chr…)


No. 2399270

>>2399225
kek I'm the wheezer

No. 2399367

File: 1739559539091.png (244.21 KB, 604x446, 1000032903.png)

She's right.

No. 2399486

File: 1739565090813.png (779.16 KB, 969x2325, 1000006399.png)

Sorry if old caps arent allowed itt but I was reading through the old pt threads for fun and I can't believe how many nonas on this site were retarded handmaidens back in the early days. Picrel, this chick risked getting ringworm because she was too worried about hurting her Nigel's feefees to tell him to wash his sheets

No. 2399779

File: 1739572127845.png (105.69 KB, 893x309, 1000020112.png)

I should have expected something like this from that thread

No. 2400002

>>2399779
Autism is a hell of a drug

No. 2400019

>>2399486
>sorry girl but you'll just have to man up and wash his sheets for him
Imagine someone said that now kek

No. 2400024

File: 1739581716715.gif (441.62 KB, 500x250, sand.gif)


No. 2400071

File: 1739583684474.png (5.47 KB, 277x80, image_2025-02-14_204057506.png)

fagbonics

No. 2400079

>>2400071
Hate women who misuse fagbonics. All of these women are out here calling old men twinks and calling random grocery store workers mawma. It must be stopped.

No. 2400080

>>2400079
God i love the word fagbonics

No. 2400096

>>2399486
>>2400019
there was a lot of maleposters then

No. 2400099


No. 2400109

>>2400080
It was the only one I could think of

No. 2400112

>>2400109
And i love it…

No. 2400133

>>2400096
Blanket misandry works. Even if those rancid dicks are still around they have to pretend to be manhating women.

No. 2400139

File: 1739586015785.gif (66.23 KB, 640x362, slay-yasss.gif)

>>2400071
Even when someone uses fagbonics ironically it just sounds like rick and morty humor, so it's done with completely now

No. 2400148

>>2400133
amen. Every once in a while when this place is slow I go to pol and find a misogynist board and remind the moids there that they aren't getting laid because they are so useless that women would rather die single with 90 cats and a mcdonalds job than serve an abusive rapist scrote. At least mcdonalds pays minimum wage and she gets time off.

No. 2400167

>>2400139
Makes me think of Chappell Roan and how she had to make absolute sure you could hear her saying maWma instead of mama in Pink Pony club. She NEEDS the gays to know she understands the reference.

No. 2400192

>>2400133
kek I love thinking about that. Thank you nona, it honestly makes reading old threads better knowing how many based stacies we have on this site today.
>>2400148
QUEEN. Thanks for the new hobby suggestion!

No. 2400197

>>2400148
There are definitely worse ways to spend your time but we used to make fun of MGTOW for never just going their own way

No. 2400815

File: 1739624059954.png (30.06 KB, 1051x220, donald trump.png)

I just remembered this, and it seems even more relevant now considering semi-recent events

No. 2400867

>>2400815
>there are too many people who want me dead

No. 2400977

File: 1739634474871.png (179.74 KB, 685x631, mustard gas.png)


No. 2401104

File: 1739639920111.png (18.14 KB, 1813x135, danaa.png)

>This ferret will WISH it was a butt plug shoved into her shitter

No. 2401173

File: 1739642555208.jpg (113.67 KB, 958x731, soviet union depression.jpg)


No. 2401352

File: 1739650341540.png (79.83 KB, 629x519, tony soprano.png)

I'm sorry to the anon being bullied in this post but I'm on too much Dayquil and
>Sounds like someone wants to fuck Tony Soprano
made me lose my shit for some reason

No. 2401465

File: 1739654202709.png (1.11 MB, 1694x3339, 1000032938.png)


No. 2401522

File: 1739658846960.jpeg (68.46 KB, 790x395, 8774F356-370F-47AA-A888-6A2FAA…)

kek!

No. 2401773

File: 1739670565506.png (41.94 KB, 742x575, im sick of it.png)


No. 2402254

File: 1739691904537.png (194.85 KB, 855x629, unga.png)


No. 2402287

>>2400148
how do you stomach it nonnie? i checked out fuckingfascists on reddit bc of the hideous fetish art thread and i saw one post before i immediately closed it, i want to be a steel gut stacy too

No. 2402294

>>2402254
unga use berries on cheek, grug need death by cheetah claws

No. 2402417

File: 1739698329866.jpeg (668.84 KB, 1170x1504, IMG_7979.jpeg)

these two posts next to that specific gif is hilarious

No. 2402454

File: 1739700170395.png (25.3 KB, 631x157, 1000032953.png)


No. 2402456

>>2402254
Grug need cucked by Mammoth Dick Mongo

No. 2402488

>>2402456
grug need cucking by Tiger Clean Tarr that wear short animal hide and wash in springwater

No. 2402595

File: 1739707819014.jpg (149.19 KB, 1200x547, null.jpg)


No. 2402733

File: 1739718953073.png (509.54 KB, 1140x562, celiac-nonnie.png)

My condolences, celiac nonnie.

No. 2402849

File: 1739727547936.jpeg (146.84 KB, 629x407, IMG_7200.jpeg)


No. 2402874

File: 1739728242643.jpeg (313.7 KB, 711x636, IMG_3700.jpeg)

This shit killed me when I read it and the replies of support kekkk, there’s fortunately still quality posters around

No. 2402882

>>2402874
>/pol/tard bait
i bet the newfag janny really thought she’d win us over with this one kek

No. 2402883

File: 1739728470952.jpg (271.23 KB, 963x962, Screenshot_20250216_150045_Sam…)

>>2402874
Piggybacking off of this but I couldn't stop laughing at this post lol

No. 2402887

>>2402883
so a normal hospital in real life

No. 2402889

>>2402874
Why are they booing her, shes right!

No. 2402891

>>2402874
kek what thread is this from?

No. 2402892

>>2402882
Can’t even say anything without getting grouped up with 4chan scrotes nowadays kek, that was probably the point of that whole “muh Jew” psyop anyways is to get normal people to shut up
>>2402883
Lollll I love autistic women
>>2402887
KEK exactly

No. 2402893

>>2402891
Unpopular opinions.

No. 2402964

File: 1739731970588.jpeg (286.01 KB, 636x866, IMG_3702.jpeg)

My fucking sides holy shit

No. 2402975

>>2402874
the jew sperging ruins an otherwise perfect comment

No. 2402990

>>2402964
you’re so unfunny

No. 2403409

>>2402990
the dog haters prove themselves to be psychopaths everyday

No. 2403601

>>2402975
Yeah and anons not realizing that's the /pol/ part need to work on their reading skills.

No. 2403704

File: 1739758086334.jpg (33.73 KB, 604x372, FTuuPzsWAAIwACp.jpg)


No. 2403713

>>2402964
Is the funny buried somewhere under all the alogging

No. 2403730

File: 1739759223498.jpg (42.56 KB, 934x251, 1000005035.jpg)

idk why im sitting on these

No. 2403732

File: 1739759368038.jpg (63.04 KB, 892x282, 1000005090.jpg)

nvm turns out it was one old post and one i took just now what an embarrassing goof

No. 2403820

File: 1739764957220.png (15.04 KB, 693x87, IMG_249.png)


No. 2403823

>>2403713
which part was alogging? the fugly part the retarded part or the suicide part?

No. 2403917

File: 1739773520694.jpg (1.32 MB, 4320x3564, Screenshot_20250208_145610_Fir…)


No. 2403926

File: 1739774319642.png (7.05 KB, 1060x74, loll.PNG)


No. 2403997

File: 1739784099405.png (256.75 KB, 603x790, 1000032982.png)


No. 2404031

File: 1739789596604.png (560.88 KB, 630x848, 1000032988.png)


No. 2404069

File: 1739794980965.png (149.48 KB, 965x539, kissing.png)


No. 2404143

>>2403732
this is fucking poetry

No. 2404347

File: 1739810836395.png (10.61 KB, 426x101, five year old retard.PNG)


No. 2404713

File: 1739822233278.jpeg (982.72 KB, 1242x1827, IMG_3983.jpeg)


No. 2404716

>>2404713
This and the posts before and after it read like unfunny virgin males

No. 2404721

>>2404716
careful you’ll summon her those are her favorite things

No. 2404784

File: 1739823435137.jpg (413.1 KB, 4320x1296, Screenshot_20250217_091500_Fir…)


No. 2405224

>>2404716
It genuinely does. It's hard not to be resentful knowing the retards you're interacting with are either males pretending to be women or minors and I have no desire to speak to either of those

No. 2405283

>>2404713
Self posting is kinda sad

No. 2405285

File: 1739842132001.jpeg (78.11 KB, 752x209, IMG_7842.jpeg)

about shayna's dog

No. 2405287

File: 1739842142812.jpeg (146.08 KB, 672x396, IMG_1359.jpeg)


No. 2405289

File: 1739842255383.jpg (875.9 KB, 2073x1043, main-118220590.jpg)

>>2405224
>>2404716
I know a magical place where all the nonas are mature and never make sexual jokes, bc their reproductive years are far behind them. Hop aboard, nona
>>2405283
This is my own post, it was meant to deescalate an infight I wasn't involved in and I never would have capped this but appreciate anon's good taste >>2404713

No. 2405303

>>2405289
>it was meant to deescalate an infight
there's a report button for a reason dumbass. stop shilling your dry imageboard in every thread. stay there if you don't like it here.

No. 2405310

>>2405303
>anon's seabound crustiness continues

No. 2405313

File: 1739843158468.jpeg (187.78 KB, 756x417, IMG_1360.jpeg)

>>2405287
KEK from the same thread

No. 2405327

>>2405303
ntayrt but posts like this make it so obvious that you don’t know how to lurk

No. 2405519

File: 1739857849062.png (77.32 KB, 798x565, meta.png)


No. 2405529

>>2405313
I want a t shirt with this printed on it
I absolutely despise old moids kek

No. 2405702

File: 1739867150699.png (108.21 KB, 889x333, VergilIamfuckingyou.png)


No. 2405712

>>2405702
Agreed

No. 2405717


No. 2405735

>>2404031
The context of this being Sue Klebold KEK

No. 2405741

>>2405735
I'm sorry, WHAT is happening to Sue Klebold right now?

No. 2405747

>>2405702
That's how Nero was born.

No. 2405775

>>2405702
Kek at her agreeing with herself
>I need Vergil. I need him too.

No. 2405779

File: 1739872884025.png (34.95 KB, 812x180, plausible_elves.png)


No. 2405783

>>2405779
Average low IQ elf denier.

No. 2405789

>>2405783
they don't want you to know the truth.

No. 2405801

>>2377074
>>2404069
>>2403730
i'm on a roll, damn

No. 2405828

File: 1739878053684.png (15.7 KB, 591x120, 1000033002.png)


No. 2405843

>>2405741
theyre making yaoi of her dead moidlet

No. 2405854

>>2404784
Kek amazing and accurate

No. 2405889

>>2405801
dont be annoying

No. 2405896

File: 1739885950344.png (32.65 KB, 672x195, 1000033006.png)


No. 2406105

>>2405735
Link pls?

No. 2406176

File: 1739906292034.png (5.96 KB, 492x227, Capture.PNG)


No. 2406274

>>2406176
kek'd, im going to start calling them that

No. 2406403

>>2405896
Wheel's turning but the hamster has given up on her new year's rssolution 10 years in a row

No. 2406473

File: 1739923468375.jpg (Spoiler Image,93.38 KB, 1012x403, O.jpg)


No. 2406872

File: 1739943032325.jpeg (333.33 KB, 634x921, IMG_3741.jpeg)

How much you want to bet she’s a regular poster on her? Kek

No. 2407491

>>2406872
checking up on the thread and finding over a hundred redtexted posts felt like walking in on hiroshima being bombed KEK

No. 2407535

>>2406872
I don’t think she’s active on here, she’s unintegrated and doesn’t even like the concept of this site lol. People around her lurk though

No. 2407557

File: 1739988900328.png (16.48 KB, 652x102, jesus christ.png)


No. 2407822

>>2404784
"hellraiser set in the hundred acre wood" is so funny

No. 2408458

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No. 2409392

should caps from moovie nights/cytube be allowed here?

No. 2409394

>>2407557
Jesus is FTM?

No. 2409448

>>2409392
I don't see why not, its connected to the farms isn't it?

No. 2409462

>>2409392
Yes, they have been posted before!

No. 2409507

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No. 2409581

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No. 2409595

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No. 2409598

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No. 2409645

>>2409598
weegee board

No. 2409728

>>2409598
Gonna tells nonnas to go eat their weegeetables from now on.

No. 2410349

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No. 2410373

>>2410370
KEK, not knowing the context behind this makes this better.

No. 2410457

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No. 2410467

>>2410457
We are so mentally ill on this website, god bless.

No. 2410479

>>2410457
Absolutely self hating, memeing woman because she would never benefit from his lips or his ass.

No. 2410577

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No. 2410655

>>2402964
>ASPD school shooter humor
Apply for a job at DOGE. NOW. You're a perfect fit

No. 2410729

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No. 2410924

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This made me snort

No. 2410928

>>2410924
forgot to write down :
>fas face

No. 2410931

>>2410457
KEKKKKK
>>2410577
Are you the five head that’s in that screenshot? Stfu



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