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A thread for sharing screencaps of hilarious posts seen around the farms.

Keep the infighting to a minimum you beautiful tards.

PREVIOUS THREAD:
>>2190602

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No. 2341320

Maybe nobody made a new one yet cuz the last one wasn't maxxed out yet.

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>>2341320
you're supposed to make a new thread when the amount of posts has exceeded 1200

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>>2341318
she's right

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>>2341318
he looks like ned flanders kek

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>>2341375
Is that not what saging is referring to? Like,wading through and getting rid of the crap and unnecessary posts as you do bad spirits?

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>>2341386
KEK are you being serious

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>>2341386
Oh my sweet summer child

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>>2341386
no it's from 2ch, shorthand of a japanese word (下げる) meaning "to lower" or something like that.

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>>2341386
please go back to tiktok holy shit

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>>2341354
Second anon only

No. 2341497

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why is that redtexted? kek

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>>2341406
honored to be in this cap

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>>2341510
Same kek. We made a good team.

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>>2341497
This is an elevated form of storytelling.

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>>2341510
>>2341519
Be careful they'll redtext you as a personalityfag for pointing out that you're in a screenshot now

No. 2341716

just noticed the thread number is the same as the last one kek. so it should say #15

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>>2342908
lysander?

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made me kek

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>>2341497
This made me chuckle kek

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>>2343767
Love seeing myself here

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>>2343767
which thread? keek

No. 2343894

>>2342001
why do fujofags draw men so huge, like giants??? is it their tranny body dysphoria or something(fujosperging outside containment)

No. 2343900

>>2343894
Art is hard, no need to overthink it with tranny shit.

No. 2343945

>>2343894
Size fetish. Big is top, small is bottom.
>t. A fujo

No. 2343968

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Anon has a bad day with the fae.

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>>2341399
so is it pronounced “sa-ge”?

No. 2343988

>>2341399
I always read it as "sage" as in "wise sage" so that when you sage it means you are wise for not bumping up the thread

No. 2343991

>>2343988
This is so interesting to me. I always thought the obvious one was it was just a misspelling of “save” as in saving the bump, I assumed everyone thought the same kek

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>>2343968
Women will blame fairies before they accept accountability(ban evasion )

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>>2343979
>>2343988
It was something I never thought about over a decade ago and it's pronounced sa-ge but in my head I still say it as sayge and I'll never change it idc.

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>>2344911
not funny, unless you know the context of the movie and no one does. he literally fits every tumblr sexyman criteria, but everyone is sleeping on this guy for some reason.

No. 2344917

>>2341399
Ahh. I thought it was a reference to the herb and its calming powers, like "the thread is slow right now, no need to wake it up"

No. 2344921

>>2344916
? That ugly old guy?

No. 2344923

>>2344921
yes anon, that is generally tumblr's exact type.

No. 2344929

>>2344916
its hilarious to woobify that old fart

No. 2344946

>>2344929
i think every single anon here should watch nanny mcphee returns so that they can laugh at me better. also it's a really fun family movie.

No. 2344953

>>2344946
I will watch it if they make a ramake with a cute young guy instead of the walled moid

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No. 2345470

>>2343968
Fae is definitely a cope for the sick moid who stole her panties.

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>>2345514
Personally I think this makes the future of diseases a bit more exciting. The medical field needed something to spice it up a bit.

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Anon is confused about Canada.

No. 2345835

>>2345657
A little bit of misdiagnosis, as a treat!

No. 2345839

>>2344188
>ban evasion
There was literally no ban evasion whatsoever. Mods so fucking lazy now.

No. 2345848

>>2345826
This is the funniest shit I've ever read in my entire life.

No. 2345850

>>2345826
KEEK sometimes y'all are hilarious

No. 2345971

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this is the level of nitpicking im here for

No. 2346555

>>2343888
Consoomerism

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>>2346678
I assume this is after John forces Garfield to go on a crash diet.

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>>2346675
shouldve included the farmhand x farmer love story AU that came after kekkk

No. 2346712

>>2341381
the /g/ threads are the lesbian equivalent to samsara. we will never be free

No. 2347000

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I love these threads so much.

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>>2345470
Was thinking the exact same thing, unfortunately.

No. 2347063

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>Writes a batshit rant about spiritual poop particles
>I'm not crazy like that OTHER anon, though
I've been laughing about poop ghosts all day because of this. Never change, Lolcor.

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>>2346675
Kek wtaf is that ban

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>>2347063
She is right in a sense, because there are bacteria present in the gut that can travel from your poop and colonize the skin, and it's more common in mucosal areas. The ignorant laugh at the intuitive, but their suspicions are an apotropaism.

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>>2347617
anyone who wipes the wrong way even just once is gonna have a poop ghost

No. 2347688

>>2347687
no no no, you only gain a poop ghost if you willingly have anal on purpose, and then you have a demon attached to your butthole (you have 2 of them now btw).

No. 2347691

>>2347688
>Then you have a demon attached to your butthole
Nature works in strange ways.

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>>2347063
I don't know what's wrong with me but I understand where she's coming from, I get this way about other things. Not poop though

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>>2347698
>>2347688
>>2347691
It's posts like this that remind me that Christianity is satanic.

No. 2347720

>>2347718
I’m in love with your mind right now

No. 2348386

>>2347687
>>2347688
Have you guys named your poop ghosts? Mine's called Mathilda.

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>>2348418
He looks like one of the Beatles if they were brainwashed and forced to become an assassin to shoot JFK

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>>2348418
Kek why does this make sense

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>>2348445
The shape of his head curves like one

No. 2348480

>>2348418
Men with tiny little mouths like this always have a mental deficiency that sows evil

No. 2348512

>>2348480
True. The moids with fat, kissable lips are genetically superior

No. 2348630

>>2348418
Yes! I was ugly laughing at this, how is it so accurate

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>>2348980
arigatoful for this kek

No. 2349255

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I read this in his voice kek

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it's better without context, trust me

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>>2349479
What's the context?

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>>2349529
the "ideal" penis thread in /g/

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>>2349479
I love when farmhands give custom bans

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>>2347063
>>2347617
>>2347687
acktchyalualy the poopghost is mechanistically possible because the prostate is a pathogen reservoir due to immune privilege, so when a prolific raw shitfucker ejaculates it's probable that it contains fecal bacteria. That's in addition to the normal fecal bacteria in the foreskin microbiota of course

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>>2350227
Is this why gay men act so weird? Because they are processed by a poop ghost?

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No. 2350666

Mostly conjecture, but there is a variety of behavioral and health outcomes that were observed to emerge from exposure to pathogens and even seminal plasma itself (also because it's immunosuppressive, it enhances pathogen transmission). Furthermore, a sizeable number of hypothetical Alzheimers subtypes (since it was recently found to be not one disease, but many) arise from pathogen exposure, particularly bacteria and viruses invading CNS directly via nasopharyngeal lymphatic drains (which is probably why there's a curious associon between picking your nose and cognitive decline). There also happens to be data showing higher rates of cognitive decline among LGBT adults (but, again, conjecture).

No, none of the above is a meme or bait, this is unironically state of the art research dated 2024. Your brain shits cerebrospinal fluid through your nose, and you can put cooties in it by putting them in close proximity to paranasal tissue (which probably happens a lot during cocksucking). I'm done derailing now.(derailing)

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>>2350666
Anon, no one is leaking CSF through their nose unless they have a serious head injury.

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No. 2350763

>>2350724
It's nasopharynx (if you want to be pedantic) and everyone healthy is "leaking" CSF through it.

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-023-06899-4

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>>2350666
bj chan can I just PLEASE just live my life without you telling me I'm going to hell for being straight?

No. 2350775

>>2350666
>There also happens to be data showing higher rates of cognitive decline among LGBT adults
Why is that?

No. 2350778

>>2350666
but why post this in the caps thread

No. 2350785

>>2350763
but you're not leaking it through your nose according to the article you linked. it drains into the lymphatic system in the nasopharynx which drains back into your blood through the subclavian veins.

the phrase "your brain shits cerebrospinal fluid through your nose" implies that the csf is directly flowing out of your nose which isnt normal and can in fact be a symptom of head injury

No. 2350787

>>2350763
you said
>your brain shits cerebrospinal fluid through your nose
this is not what happens. the lymphatic drainage discussed in the paper is through the lympathic system. no healthy person is leaking CSF paranasally.

No. 2350836

>>2347686
this one made me laugh outloud when i saw it

No. 2350849

>>2350778
Bc of the poop ghost theory relevancy, ig. I’m both educated and horrified, just like every other time I come to this site.

No. 2350879

>>2350666
So does picking your nose make you retarded or do you pick your nose because you're already retarded? asking for a friend

No. 2350891

>>2350227
There's fecal bacteria everywhere anon. Do you think the whole world is possessed by poop ghosts? There was an episode of Mythbusters where they found that there was more fecal bacteria on computer keyboards and paper money than on toilet seats.

I guarantee you, there's fecal bacteria in your vagina, even if you think you're not a dirty slut. I'm a KV, I shower every day, and I wipe front-to-back, but I still had to take a course of antibiotics a few years ago because my gyn found e-coli in my vagina.

>>2350775
Something tells me that a casual relationship is being assumed because of correlation here. Interesting that anon didn't link the super special high-quality research she's citing.

No. 2350897

>>2350891
>I guarantee you, there's fecal bacteria in your vagina
>I still had to take a course of antibiotics a few years ago because my gyn found e-coli in my vagina
You guarantee that everyone has BV?

No. 2350916

>>2350897
she's right. there are bacteria that typically colonize the gut that migrate to the vagina. if you have healthy vaginal flora, the gut bacteria population will be small. if you have dysbiosis, the gut bacteria can grow too much and you will might end up with vaginal symptoms, which then lead to the clinical diagnosis of bacterial vaginosis. no one is diagnosed with it if they aren't symptomatic.

No. 2350922

>>2350897
Having fecal bacteria in your vagina is not the same as BV, because bacteria can be present without causing vaginosis. Vaginosis is specifically when there's an overgrowth that causes symptoms; I was asymptomatic. Your vagina is designed to clean itself for a reason, the process helps mitigate these sorts of pathogens.

No. 2350935

THIS IS NOT THE POOP GHOST THREAD

No. 2350945

>>2350935
Poop Ghost General #1 >>>/ot/2350853

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inspiring

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>>2350666
you are so retarded and this is so off base that im going to suck a dick in your honor

No. 2351575

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This was cute and also kek. I wish there was a reality show about normie-stacys (but not bullies/mean girls) trying to make friendship work with anons from this thread

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>>2350227
But nonna only moids have prostates. Based on your hypothesis it's biologically and spiritually impossible for a woman to be haunted by a faeces phantom.(derailing)

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>>2351866
can't asymptomatically grow shit in your junk like a petri dish=\=immune to shit(derailing)

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Got me crying from laughter

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The lolcow baby thread is the gift that keeps on giving

No. 2352669

>>2352650
I saw that and walked away since it’s “judgement free” kek. That poor child.

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this one made me chuckle a little

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>>2352826
>some monkeys and some hurdurr
Is he talking about the ilk he comes from, which are hairy Italians that live near hairy Turkroaches and then live near the hairy Gayreeks who also resemble macaques and even act like them whenever some black person plays in a soccer match? Hope he kills himself(racebait)

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>>2353904
Imagine Amberlynn Reid leading the American revolution

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>>2353906
I'm imagining her giving commands to her legions from one of these

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>>2353910
>10 feeder butch lesbians on each side
loving it

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>>2353719
Kek which thread?

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>>2354551
kek what the fuck is a bahoogadonk

No. 2354571

>>2354551
which thread this was interesting to read

No. 2354575

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I laughed too hard at this

>>2354570
boobs

No. 2354580

>>2354571
Attractive women you'd fuck in /g/

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about luigi in the early days of his arrest kek

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i love u.. wigi-wives.. more than weegee himself ♥

No. 2354842

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From the Women You’re Ashamed To Say You’d Fuck thread on /g/. Reposted to add context.

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No. 2355146

>>2355144
The ideal man: No teeth, no eyes and crawls on the floor.

No. 2355150

>>2354807
only funny post here in awhile

No. 2355154

>>2355150
Funnily enough this is the only one I don't find funny

No. 2355157

>>2355154
wow that's crazy. i guess you should post more caps of people saying they want to rape luigi

No. 2355164

L*igi is the Hitler of lolcow
his containment board is /b/ of lolcow

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No. 2355188

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the redtext and no replies was the cherry on top of the cake

No. 2355191

>>2355185
The yellow fever saga was so funny in its sheer autism.

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Kekkk

No. 2355257

>>2355154
same, it’s not unfunny or anything just unremarkable

No. 2355286

>>2355283
Unfunny pro-troon bait

No. 2355302

>>2355283
Tranny hormones should be illegal they make people mentally retarded.

No. 2355307

>>2355302
Seriously, how would a troon exist in pre-historic times? Imagine a neanderthal trooning out. What would he do? Both sexes would be wearing brown animal skins, no makeup and go around killing their food with big sticks. There wouldn't be any pornified femininity to fetishize and imitate.

No. 2355328

>>2355307
he gathered berries instead of hunting

No. 2355333

>>2355307
His tribe probably would just use him as bait for whatever animal they're hunting. It's like early eugenics.

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No. 2355593

>>2355588
I (an empath) am sensing that anon has reservations about the field trip.

No. 2355612

>>2355146
>>2355144
my superpeople abilities sense that this post is from the Homicipher thread.

No. 2355614

>>2355612
>Superpeople senses guess correctly
Checkmate, atheists.

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No. 2355697

>>2355588
poor anon

No. 2355714

>>2355480
I know you can be as cringe as you want in those threads, but the way this is typed radiates annoying Tumblr girl energy.

No. 2355768

>>2355714
yeah lol the fleckfag types like a normie trying to be edgy so hard

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No. 2356406

>>2350666
can't believe i'm going to die of cognitive decline because i used to pick my nose habitually as a kid and i had to find out through lolcow.farm.us.gov.edu.co.uk.care.org

No. 2356413

>>2355307
idk when they say "trannies have always existed" they talk about weird hermaphroditic animals like clownfish or some shit. We aren't fish and unlike trannies, nemo can actually become a real woman without surgeries or dressing like a 6 year old girl.

No. 2356449

>>2356413
they usually mean that those cultures where effeminate homosexual men were treated like a different gender from other men (hijras etc.) totally had hecking valid woke trans folks. before the mean whites came in and ruined it with their ebil colonialist western cisheteropatriarchy. or something.

No. 2356452

>>2356413
No they usually bring up the special third classes of underaged boys used primarily as sex slaves and then were homeless the moment they grew facial hair. Very progressive, you wouldn't understand.

No. 2356480

>>2356449
>>2356452
So they are just saying faggots and pedos have always existed…

No. 2356490

>>2356480
Yes, but they were special faggots, and special pedos.

No. 2356588

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No. 2356619

>>2356588
if only luigi would have tried



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