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No. 735539

“Other girls get plastic surgery to look like me” edition.

Vicky has been up to her usual antics, seemingly falling deeper into her delusional narc spiral daily.

Almost all of her posts are now dedicated to proving the “jealous, mentally ill haters” wrong. She can barely go a day without posting about how thin, athletic (but not too athletic because abs on girls are icky), smart, interesting and totally not an autistic twat she is.

Other notes include:

- bragging about living in mansions while couch surfing in her only friends apartment (traded “ink” butchery for a place to sleep).

- has developed noticeable fat rolls in her armpits despite “losing so much weight from cutting/bulking”

- won’t shut up about how her bmi is “perfect” every time someone even breathes about physical fitness in her direction, but is too stupid to realize that her cunty, egomaniac rampages reek of desperation and low self esteem to everyone that sees them.

- can’t seem to land a man to save her life, no matter how many dirty finger sucking, tooth decay licking videos she posts on social media.

- her and her apprentice seem to have had a falling out as he is no longer there and they no longer follow eachother on ig.

- is looking for a nurse/Botox specialist to work at her shack so she can get free work on her saggy, aging, alcoholic smoker mug because we all know she can’t afford it.

- still films all of her videos at 1fps and 8x8 pixels.

Anonymous 2 days ago No. 734723
We need a new thread and we really need to use this formatting for past Vicky threads:

PAST THREADS:

>>>/snow/218886
>>327539
>>336817
>>431342
>>485956
>>512412
>>541833
>>592255
>>647324
>>681790
>>706367

SOCIAL MEDIA:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VictoriaBellaMorteOfficial/
Personal Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/victoria.emma.5680
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missvictoriamurder/
Twitch:
https://m.twitch.tv/videos/451633048




>Took a bath in Oxiclean and then tried to claim that it wasn't "labeled properly" after she apparently poisoned herself. Farmers have speculated it was a lie to cover up missed appointments, or that she just got so drunk and made a fool of herself and needed something to blame it on.


>Has been caught stealing other artists work. Traced off of her laptop and then (poorly) tattooed on her victims. " High-end, custom tattoos"


>Despite charging $3000 per hour for modelling, decided to volunteer as a self-proclaimed "hot merch girl" at a show that hosted less than 100 people. Wore the same crusty outfit that she always does.


>Her been attempting to stir up drama with random women from her past to justify her bad reviews


>Claims to be booked solid until the end of next year, while simultaniously e-begging for clients/appointments on Facebook every other day.


>Claims to be wealthy and a person who "has lived in many mansions" and has also been caught begging clients for deposits early through facebook messenger.


>Is constantly sharing screenshots of guys "hitting on her" trying to prove that shes "wifey material" and not like other girls.


>May have created sock instagram accounts to DM compliments to herself and then post them.


>Is still single and can't even hold down a man 10 years younger than her.


>Her younger sister is getting married and Vicky claimed she wouldn't be going to the wedding as she doesn't want to "steal all the attention away" from her sister on her big day.


>Is the proud owner of the lowest rated tattoo shop in a 50 mile radius. Was nominated for exactly zero awards in her local readers choice.


OLD MILK:

-Has decided to take up Twitch Streaming to "pRoVe tO dA HaTuRz" that she isn't fake. However, after farmers viewed her pitiful (and very grainy) stream, the only thing that was apparent was that she wears more makeup than a drag queen and got so greasy during filming that half of her makeup had shifted or come off completely, her gums are progressively turning completely blacker by the day from chain smoking, and she has barely any hair left. Featuring the same crusty leather jacket she's worn for the past 10 years to cover her lunch lady arms and seal in her B.O.

- Claimed to charge $3000 per hour when a neckbeard orbiter inquired about having her in for a photoshoot. She also stated that she picks her own wardrobe, which completely defeats the purpose of modelling in the first place (and will likely not allow anyone else to edit her photos, based on the Simon Hammond saga of 3 years ago). Despite the fact that nobody except her imaginary photographer Frankie (who must be loaded based on her "rate"), she used an absurd price to keep anyone from asking her for photos, as she wouldn't be able to photoshop herself into a completely different person.

- Despite being 10 years into her "career" as a tattoo "artist", she has learned nothing and has been getting progressively worse. Most clients leaving her shop can be seen with massive bruises, akin to getting hit by a bus after leaving her chair. She claims that those clients have "low platelette" blood counts, and the fact that they walked out of her shop looking like they got beaten within an inch of their life by an escaped gorilla was by no means her fault.

- Ongoing claims of "bulking and cutting", (despite "bulking" being the only notable achievement) and poorly editing her progressively growing, stumpy body to prove it.

- Began photoshopping her ass and hips in her photos to keep up with the youthful instagram models that are taking attention away from her, after previously complaining about that body type and asking how anyone could find it attractive.

_ Claims that she "invented" jewel and beading tattoos and everyone who does that style is merely copying her, as she was doing it YEARS before everyone else, of course.

- Getting fatter, saggier, visibly unhealthier and more desperate for male attention since her decade younger boyfriend decided to leave her crazy behind. Her shoops are becoming so unrealistic that they barely even look like a human woman anymore, rather some alien/pile of blurred mush that can only be described as projected insecurity mixed with delusion.


>Started dating someone nearly 10 years younger than her after being painfully single for a long time and thinks this is something to brag about.

>Frankie the self timer photographer has gone MIA since boyfriend appeared.
>The Google page for her scratch shack blew up with a slew of bad reviews from previous customers. This included the couple who had their deposit stolen after Vicky ditched an appointment, claiming to have been kidnapped.
>Shingles has responded to almost every single review in a predictably unprofessional manner, accusing the customer of being a lying stalker
>30-something year old scratcher who works in an unlicensed ‘tattoo salon’ comparable to a shack, blames clients for poor aftercare when her inability to tattoo competently results in permanent damage
>Former MySpace ‘scene queen’ with a very poor grasp of Photoshop and After Effects
>Narcissistic attention whore and self-proclaimed international cover model and ‘real life Final Fantasy character’
>Incapable of talking about herself without making claims so outlandish only a total idiot would believe them
>Claims to be not only well-versed but Ivy League educated in psychology, astronomy and quantum physics despite never enrolling in post secondary education and/or never involving herself in groups dedicated to those fields
>Posts embarrassing videos of herself flailing around with a dollar-store katana because she is a ‘sword fighter’
>Fakes an atrocious British accent
>Outed by admin for selfposting and samefagging hundreds of times in her own thread, pretending to be people who know her/dated her in real life
>Tried to DMCA lolcow and Kiwi Farms, claimed the Attorney General of Canada had to be involved

All images property of Victoria Shingleton. All use of images constitutes copyright fair use, e.g. for purposes of critique or parody.(shit OP)

No. 735545

Horrible OP. Just horrible.

No. 735558

>>735545
>has developed noticeable fat rolls
that's really something kek

No. 735645

>Anonymous 2 days ago No. 734723

Why copy and paste the whole comment? OP, you suck.

No. 735666

>is looking for a nurse/Botox specialist to work at her shack so she can get free work on her saggy, aging, alcoholic smoker mug because we all know she can’t afford it.

lol ok let's not fill the op with tinfoiling. is someone making a new thread?

No. 735700

>>735666
A new thread would be welcomed. If no one starts a new one later, I’ll make one in a couple hours.



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