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No. 2098831

AKA Heather Explores, Heather Sparkles

Previous Thread: >>2065128
Explanation of Heathertime: >>2059264
Thread #18 >>2045943
Thread #17 >>2027512
Thread #16 >>1938223


IG: @haunted_butterfly
@heather_explores (old account)
TT: @heather_explores
YT: heatherexplores19

Heather Steele is a 34-year-old former retro toy collector/Fairy Kei fashion Youtuber reincarnated as a self-proclaimed spooky Victorian summer goth nice girl on an eternal quest for the Ryan of her otherworldly dreams. Her persecution complex, constant negativity, obsession with her "influencer" status on social media, and frantic love-bombing behavior shows no signs of slowing down.

Last thread TLDR: In the last thread, Heather wanted to marry, have babies and move in with her new Ryan. She diagnosed herself with infertility and said she was too broken to work at Target. She had her eyes on a new warehouse job. She said she will start her Youtube Channel again and proclaimed she had withdrawals from gabapentin. She started and ended several diets. In her latest posts, she has her chest out again and is clearly prowling for a new relationship.

Last thread recap:
>>2065289 says the wedding is going to happen in 2025
>>2065294 says WannabeRyan aka Goober Peas shooter and her will move in together soon
>>2065299 thanks god for her relationship and health
>>2065335 one of her followers suggests she might be moving too fast and she hits them with this Moby Dick style response, speaking of how Goober is her soulmate
>>2065342 Facebook posts saying that anyone who isn't supportive of their relationship can fuck off
>>2065624 giving makeup tips how to smear on grey eyeshadow without mascara
>>2065916 more bed pics of her beau
>>2065927 more pics of them together, he looks like he is about to check out
>>2066001 nonna suggesting he would look better shaved, evidently he would not.
>>2066219 Heather calling WannabeRyan an old soul and calling herself a cougar
>>2066426 Heather looking at baby clothes, she diagnosed herself with infertility and is hoping for a miracle
>>2066432 wants to them her babies Eliza and Henry
>>2066616 reposts memes about World war
>>2066997 comments that she "made a man" of WannabeRyan
>>2067402 shopping for decoration for when her baby is born
>>2067456 trying a healthier lifestyle to battle her self diagnosed infertility
>>2067622 uses FaceApp to create images of her future children
>>2067651 blames high stress job for her issues and says that she doesn't have much time to become pregnant because she is old
>>2068055 feels emotional about the children pictures she created with AI
>>2068060 complains about being overweight and having nerve issues, set up to quit her job so Goober has to take over
>>2068064 starts the healthy eating cycle again
>>2068351 meanwhile GooberRyan is out metal detecting
>>2068411 looking for a wedding dress
>>2068659 now says she has a serious medical problem saying she needs to see a reproductive healthcare specialist
>>2068688 needs a scan to find out if "she has ovaries"
>>2069506 mourning her non existent child
>>2069706 video of GooberRyan aka WannabePrivateRyan talking
>>2070200 absorbing Ryan's personality and now caring about confederate images
>>2070554 Heather thinks that people saying Merry Christmas instead of happy holidays restores a sense of normalcy
>>2071075 Ryan looking more pensive and annoyed in the couple shots
>>2071321 Detective Heather thinks a skull was stolen out of a crypt and comes up with theories
>>2071331 more theories
>>2072300 says her biggest goal is a new job and Goober to move in with her, says life will be great once she shed the weight and fixed the infertility
>>2072371 thinks she needs permission to photograph a cemetery
>>2073381 rediscovers her ball jointed dolls
>>2075050 complains she is a permanent outsider and has no friends
>>2079323 says she has suffered with a medical condition all her life and it's the reason she is now "completely" infertile
>>2079573 hopes President Trump will make everything right
>>2079734 Heather buys her own birthday cake
>>2079868 Ryan goes to Walmart to buy her a candle, that's the only post he made about her birthday
>>2081294 now refers to him as HUBBY
>>2081366 more Pro trump sperging with her hubby
>>2082550 posts about how she doesn't want to separate two paintings in a wife/husband set but she has bad vibes about the husband
>>2082818 WannabePrivateRyan seeking a new job
>>2083034 Heather saying she is losing her job "for real", now has her eyes on a new job 40 min away
>>2083201 she will start her Etsy sales again (plot twist, she never followed up on it)
>>2083565 she is applying for a warehouse job although her Target display job is too exhausting
>>2083724 WannabeRyan's funny Freudian slip
>>2083758 Heather calling her hubby her little shit, sounding like mother/son
>>2084543 WannabeRyan's old Reddit post, he only had 1 relationship before Heather
>>2085086 Proud mother/son picture
>>2086076 revisiting her plant hobby
>>2086241 made some gross soup for her sick hubby
>>2086534 Heather wants to return to Youtube but claims her audience hates her
>>2086536 Goober was in the ER
>>2086566 Heather thought Goober was dying so she took more photos of him
>>2086846 proud that Goober put an orange peel on his head
>>2086858 treats him like a baby book
>>2086902 More baby book tier photos of Goober
>>2087606 thinks she gave mono to Goober because she had it 17 years ago
>>2087755 Nonnas tinfoil that she got it from kissing someone else
>>2088007 now looking for desk jobs
>>2088780 Goober connects with an old photo
>>2089468 lined up a screen call for a manufacture job she has 0 Xp for
>>2090008 now on steroids for a foot injury
>>2090709 more sperging about her YouTube channel and how she was cancelled years ago
>>2091881 discovered a civil war ancestor
>>2092102 evidence of skinwalking her boyfriend
>>2093459 claims steroid withdrawal syndrom
>>2093460 now blames the gabapentine she has been taking
>>2093473 Facebook post saying she doesn't need or want friends
>>2094335 more ancestor obsession
>>2095750 March, Heather has her tits out again and is on the prowl
>>2094956 talking about a tintype she bought like about a husbando
>>2095751 complains about human skull collecting but has taxidermy
>>2095956 reposted this horny furry
>>2096488 seeking advice how to restart her YT channel
>>2096757 wants to buy 1800s dresses
>>2097475 using her old camera lens again
>>2098215 looking for jobs for people with 1 blind eye (for Goober)
>>2098741 tits are out again, we have come full cycle and Heather is bored of Goober

No. 2098833

All the Ryans in order:
>Ryan 1: Motivational Youtuber. Heather latched onto him and he apparently tried to help the dysfunctional couple by suggesting Heather seek therapy. Eventually they both threw him to the dogs.
>Ryan 2: Ryan Z. Urbex’er whom Heather latched onto and physically stalked several times by using other people for rides. Met up again Oct 2019, Heather posted some cutesy things, and in less than a day those posts were removed and she put him on blast.
>Ryan 3: Short-lived gamer boy met through Tinder.
>Damian: On-off Urbex boyfriend. Eventually put him on blast after their 500th breakup.
>Ryan 4: Craig. Graveyard photographer Heather briefly dated, but they appear to still be friends.
>Ryan 5: Clay. Ex-boyfriend who broke up with her because she was negative. Tried to lure him back by being negative on her instagram stories.
>Ryan 6: ChaseRyan. Dated for like 2 weeks LDR and were supposed to meet IRL but he changed his mind after he realised she’s batshit.
>Ryan 7: Femryan. Stated dating the second time they met irl. After multiple breakups, Heather decided to end things for good because he wanted to go to a party on Halloween instead of going to the cemetery like all of their other dates.
>Ryan 8: ChaseRyan round 2. They finally met in person but he was also seeing someone else and ultimately chose her instead.
>Ryan 9: CharmRyan/GhostRyan. He got the measure of Hag pretty quick, and confessed to ghosting her cause she was still using Tinder and living her life on social media.
>Ryan 10: BomberRyan, which sparked and fizzled within a week. >>1186214
>Ryan 11: OldRyan, ryanectomy performed in less than 48 hours of this one being on the scene.
>Ryan 12: Revengeryan / Ryanhumrevenge -@Rumhamrevenge, older alt photographer who's been hanging out with Heather. Not a true ryan because he's not a spoopy boy she wants to fuck, but comes in and out of the picture like the other ryans. Their relationship is weird and they've shared hotel rooms, but Heather doesn’t think he's a keeper for some reason. >>1288115, >>1288582, >>1289256
>Ryan 13: PapeRyan. An old friend who she lost touch with ‘because of muh stalkers’. 13, unlucky for some, certainly unlucky for him. It seemed like she had finally found a decent match but it lasted mere weeks, Hag blaming their break up on his religious beliefs.
>Ryan 14: BloodRyan aka Lurch. Heather met her match with this one- just as impulsive, insane, childish and melodramatic as she is. He promised the world, but after she quit her job and moved cities to be with him, he booted her out of his home after only a week…is he to blame? Is she? Heather claims the split was due to her plant collecting hobby, which Lurch was jealous of.
>Ryan 15: BrianRyan aka BRyan. After an initial pre-Christmas date, Hag was sneaking pics and declaring love for this new Ryan. Off-the-peg forest and sigil tattoos, painted nails, thinning hair and 2012 piercings. Heather refers to him as a "psycho" and claims she was too caught up in physical attraction to recognize his "toxic behavior."
>Ryan 16: ClockRyan. A resident of Long Island who she met over an app when he was visiting her area. She fell immediately in "love" and followed him back home, visiting NY with him over a weekend. He broke it off after about a week, apparently due to getting back with his ex.
>Ryan 17: BabyRyan. Met him on some dating app and he lived 2 hours away. Calls him her "baby boy." Dates him for a few weeks at most and manages to pull off a pregnancy scare in that time. BabyRyan breaks it off in response to the "accidental" scare.
>Ryan 18: AxeRyan. Heather matched with him on an app a year ago and forgot about him. She then matched with him again but offline about a month ago by attending the same spooky paranormal convention. He's a "Certified Paranormal Investigator" and is completely smitten by our summer goth princess.
>Ryan 19: DeadEyesRyan. 36 year old history teacher. Met on a dating app. Dated for 6 months and shortly got engaged until he breaks things off, likely because he couldn't handle the consequences of Heather's online activity. Alleged racist and creep.
>Ryan 20: Mysterious PoxRyan, gave Heather blisters in her mouth, tinfoil it was Rextyoung aka OG BabyRyan?
>Ryan 21: WannabePrivateRyan, aka PrivateRyan, aka Goober Peas Ryan aka Blind Ryan, real name Ethan, freshly turned 22 years old forklift driver, this half blind Ryan is a military cosplayer CIVIL WAR (hi nonna) autist who got turned down when he tried to enlist and whose personality is currently being cannibalized by Heather

No. 2098845

>>2098727
All I can see is processed food.

No. 2098846

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>>2098831
The baby voice is back

No. 2098851

>>2098846
>hello new (male?) followers I just wanted to show you my fat tiddie cleavage just so you know I still got it uwu

No. 2098852

>>2098846
Tuna slater boobies

No. 2098862

>>2098846
what Currier & Ives lithograph is this?

No. 2098871

>>2098742
She was vegan, yes. She claims that she lost a bunch of weight on a vegan diet previously, so she'd bring it up periodically as her foolproof method to "get healthy again." Usually it would go like this: insta stories about her vegan grocery haul, stories showcasing some deeply unappetizing slop she cooked with it and bragging about what incredible wifey material she is, then two days later a bunch of stories of her binging Sheetz in her car. Heather loves a good cycle. As soon as Goobs entered the picture she started posting pictures of cooking meat and eating meat though so clearly anything he does automatically overrides prior decisions she's made for herself. I'm sure she'd make some excuse about her CATASTROPHICALLY LOW IRON LEVELS or something to explain the switch though. any nonas who have switched diets for a reason like that don't come at me, I'm making fun of her constant histrionics, not your anemia

No. 2098896

>>2098871
You’re good bby you’re valid

No. 2098906

>>2098846
>new content
sure heather. she has "so many ideas", like how she's gonna swoop in on the next ryan

No. 2098924

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Great job it looks much better now!

No. 2098928

>>2098924
She looks exactly the same. Aside from one time, she always leaves this bitch's chair looking exactly the same as when she walked in.

No. 2098947

>>2098928
Well tbf it looks like she only touched up the roots.

No. 2098957

>>2098924
I laughed out loud at this, her face and eyes are just utterly devoid of any thought. She has the same stare as some shitty little toy dog.

No. 2098959

What do you guys think Heathers next phase will be after she breaks up with PrivateRyan?

No. 2098997

>>2098871
I've been 99% vegetarian for years and just got iron infusions, because no one can tell me meat is actually good enough, especially heather's date night food pics from their fav sub par burger restaurant >>2057631 (I wish I screen shot the last pic the day before she did her healthy grocery shopping). /vom

/blog(blogposting/learn2integrate)

No. 2099015

>>2098947
why doesn’t she just let her hair be its natural color? especially since she won’t dye her eyebrows or wear mascara

No. 2099017

>>2098924
The saint germain lipstick and the plum blush with the cool black hair and her warm blonde eyebrows. At least she ditched the grey money pieces

No. 2099026

>>2098959
whatever the next unfortunate ryan's interests are. she has to collect all of their hobbies as an excuse for her to consoom to fill the empty void. i hate how inauthentic she is. that she can't even find a hobby, it’s sad she needs to absorb whatever is the interest of every scrote she dates. Like how when she wanted a guy who liked dungeonsynth and kept posting “who wants a dungeonsynth girlfriend?”. It's so blatant and it's fucking creepy, she must be really empty inside no doubt
>>2098997
heathers veganism is fleeting just like everything about her. it's a phase she goes through, it's inconsistent because the only consistent in her life is behaving like a parasite. i feel like she’s been on-and-off it for so long but she's almost always off it. i don't understand her reasoning for pretending like she's vegan in the first place, it feels like some weird larp like everything else she does. people who firmly stay vegan/vegetarian for years have real reasons for it that they are able to be consistent about because of the real convictions & reasoning behind it… which heather genuinely could never. there is nothing behind her blank stare. her life revolves around ryans and her victim-complex, she goes through phases like the weather because she has zero sense of self, there is absolutely no identity to be seen.
>>2098871
>then two days later a bunch of stories of her binging Sheetz in her car. Heather loves a good cycle.
exactly this, she can't be consistent with it at all. it's like how she's claiming that ""content"" is coming soon, or that she's getting her etsy shop going and she's also going to make youtube videos again but she can't because the world is against her and she's been cancelled for liking antiques, kek. always with the cycles
>>2099015
this is what i'd like to see at this point. going back to her natural color and a hairstyle change that suits her better. i believe she could benefit from more volume in her hair. it always looks way too limp and unflattering. i also think she needs some type of fringe (but not like the old bangs she had), the middle part isn't doing her any favors imo.

No. 2099034

>>2098846
how fat is she now? she's got fucking jowls.

No. 2099066

>>2099034
Since she's so short I'm imagining a perfect sphere.

No. 2099099

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I think I figured out who she looks like to me: Tobias Fünke

No. 2099139

>>2099099
My family will bill you for my funeral cost nonna

No. 2099155

>>2098846
She is absolutely getting bored of Stolen Valor Ryan with this thirst trap kek. Wonder how he feels about since he was calling women whores on social media.

No. 2099321

>>2099099
Spot on nonna. kek. You just know if her and stolevalorryan did have kids they'd look just like this.

No. 2099436

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I actually snorted. Okay girl.

No. 2099445

>>2099436
What do you want to bet he doesn't give a shit (if this is even true)? She probably just wants him to see her as desirable, he may be starting to pull away, so Heather is once again overblowing or confabulating a situation.

No. 2099455

>>2099436
KEK yeah I’m sure all the spooky boys love her long boob thirst traps. I think she’s still fishing for a new Ryan. I think it’s so funny that she sees herself as this extremely hot woman when she’s a homely 2/10 with crab stalk eyes and a waddle

No. 2099463

>>2099436
kek is she so bored that she has to manufacture a thirst trap? sheesh shes really tired of stolenvaloryan, when his worst crime so far is being a boring weird confederate history nerd and cant be the breadwinner so still has to work. hes not even cheating on her lmao

No. 2099475

>>2099445
This is definitely an attempt to show him that's she's desirable and "has options." Guess he isn't paying as much attention as she wants.

No. 2099531

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>I miss who I was three years ago

No. 2099533

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>>2099531
Meanwhile, I took a casual glance back at the thread from three years ago and this was kind of shit she was posting.

No. 2099652

>>2099533
Poor, long-suffering Hag. Never change kek

No. 2099803

>>2099533
imagine looking at an old photo where you looked cute and not thinking “hey, I should drop some weight and go back to wearing mascara and eyeliner, that worked for me” but instead bemoaning your doom like you had been cursed by the Wizard of Ug

No. 2099840

>>2099803
that's the definition of letting oneself go. she thinks it's impossible to regain what she had even though all it would take is to lose pounds and do basic skincare/make up, get decent glasses and find a hair color that suits her features better but she is too lazy so it's easier to glamorize the past

No. 2099929

>>2099533
> two years ago I was so much more interesting
The amazing thing about this is that she's already forgotten it and repeated these sentiments at yearly intervals ever since. It's like there's a hamster wheel driving her brain.

No. 2100088

>>2099929
To me it reveals how low her self esteem is. She doesn't seem to think highly of her current self regardless of when "current" is. Idk why she idealizes her past selfs though.

No. 2100089

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Oh she’s trying to get a rise out of goob for sure, now she’s toying with the idea of OF. I’m sure homeschooled Christian “women are whores” retard hates slutty women even though he probably beats off to them.

No. 2100100

>>2100089
Lmao, 1) she's never been as mainstream attractive as this woman, and 2) the clip is of the model meeting a weird old dude who creepily comments on how soft her hands are?? How is that appealing? I get that he's spent a lot but it's actually kind of a skin-crawling indictment of being successful on OF.

No. 2100106

>>2100100
She’s so delusional she probably thinks she’s hotter than this woman and compares herself to her because of the glasses. To be so delusional your big bird ass thinks she looks like that..

No. 2100118

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This is what, the third day this week?

No. 2100120

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Count your days privateryan, Heather loses that crazy new relationship energy and needs to fill the void

No. 2100124

I don't follow her on socials, I only get what's posted here so maybe I'm wrong but it seems she doesn't talk about marriage and kids anymore. To me that's the biggest sign that she's ready to end things.

No. 2100129

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>So you mean to tell me that I am crying myself to sleep every day trying to be good enough for a corporation, and there are girls that just get to be beautiful and not have gross hands from work, and they just get to be skinny and attractive because they're not constantly stress eating because they are trying to cope with life and men give them money and that's their career.
>Why did I get into that whenever I was young and skinny and pretty and. I'm so pissed. Life just isn't fair
>I mean, I respect the hustle. I really do. I'm just like, if I could redo my life… But no, I had to be a good honest woman.

No. 2100138

>>2100129
Once again blaming everyone but herself. Heather most people have jobs and many are disciplined to still go to the gym and not stress eat. Maybe instead of walking around a cemetery go take a fitness class

No. 2100140

>>2100124
I don't think she's posted about her upcoming wedding (lol) in months.
>>2100129
> gross hands from work
hahaha someone needs to armchair this one. Out of everything why does she obsess about what her "work" does to her hands?

No. 2100143

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Heather's got the sads, time to binge eat and shop compulsively for that ONE THING that will enable her to become the beautiful, creative person she knows she can be

No. 2100144

>>2100129
Same as guys who say ohhh man I could've been a badass buff dude getting laid and being king of the football team!!

You did none of that, because you have zero discipline. You worked at Target, you didn't grind through college or grind through work without college. Many who do neither are very creative still and just don't have financially viable talents. You fucked half the men in PA, that's how you spent your youth.

People who cry about youth annoy me, you're in your 30s get over it people do cool stuff well into their 60s you just have no work ethic(sage your shit)

No. 2100152

>>2100143
>Has an iPhone Pro MAX
>Upgrades.
She is such a fucking consoomer, holy shit.

No. 2100158

>>2100129
It's insane how she's SO JUDGEMENTAL of these women even while she wishes she could be them. Like oh darn, I could have been sooooo successful and had such an easy life if only I had become a LAZY WHORE but I just HAD to be a GOOD, HONEST WOMAN. Extremely weird and off-putting.

No. 2100160

>>2100158
Remember the evil imaginary e girls she concocted that were trying to steal away one of the Ryans? It’s another excuse to hate on women. Poor Heather has to work at the oil rig while these whores get to get paid for being pretty and skinny.

No. 2100167

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Weight loss begins tomorrow.

No. 2100168

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So they’re still trying for a baby I guess

No. 2100169

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>>2100118
This is such ALR logic. "I'm sad and fat, better eat a whole Ben and Jerry!"
>>2100129
>"Why didn't I get into that whenever I was young and skinny and pretty".
No, Heather used to get naked for men FOR FREE. Picrelated.
>>2100140
I've been assuming it's related to that tradwife/sugarbaby meme that's like "my hands look like this so her hands can look like that".

No. 2100179

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>>2100129
This is such a fence-sitting take. It's like she's hoping either men will encourage her to pursue OF anyway and validate her body, or she's hoping men (or anyone) will congratulate her for being "good and honest" and give her validation for her life situation.

No. 2100188

Are we maybe going to see the first true instance of Heather dumping someone, rather than being the dumpee?
Ik she's tried to spin in the past but at best she's only gone for painting it as being mutual. You know she'd have popped off self rightoeusly if she actually wanted to split with any of the archival Ryans.
She might actually dump this one, the bpd is not being saited and he is steadily too dumb to even notice her bait let alone rise to it.
The madwoman is gonna do it. And he will pause his xbox to read the text and shrug kek. Choo choo!

No. 2100206

>>2100140
Her hands are probably fat and calous because dumb bitch doesnt know you can workout and exforliate your hands.
She needs to stop eyefucking herself and eating in her free time and work on getting fit. The obesity arc gonna be crazy.

No. 2100232

>>2100168
Imagine working at an ice cream shop in the off season and your only customer is this toad who waddles up to the shop after she’s clearly been sobbing in her car for hours.

No. 2100240

>>2100129
If she did whore herself out she would have ended up like shayna. She was not pretty enough to make it as a OF model. Its honestly pathetic that she wishes she could have been an onlyfans thot and not a doctor or lawyer or something thats not incredibly lame and disgusting. Like damn how much of a loser you have to be you have maladaptive daydreams about wishing you sould your asshole on the internet? i cant stand women like these.

No. 2100294

>>2100188
>>2100160
>>2100158
Well she's right, e-whores and their simps are disgusting people and should be made to face the wall, but it doesn't change the fact Heather is a massive whore too. She's not a 'good' or 'honest' woman she's literally a bpdemon and the town bike. She would absolutely be selling pics of her asshole on the internet too if she wasn't built like a brick.(a-logging)

No. 2100329

>>2100240
Exactly. She needs to take a look at Shayna's thread, who chose that "easy" path and has nothing to show for it, tweeting about how suicidal she is and how much her life sucks. Heather is retarded and lazy and just wants to live life on easy mode where she doesn't have to do anything other than consoom. Her constant woe is me shit is so fucking tiring.

No. 2100383

>>2100168
Kek do a fucking sit up instead of driving 30 minutes to get ice cream everyday. She's probably what, 40 some pounds overweight? This is something a morbidly obese person would post. Nonnies are right. She needs a new Ryan to be able to feel something again.

No. 2100390

>>2100138
Not only that, some people have incredibly high stress jobs that still make time to work out and who don’t stress eat. making time is the key. It’s work ethic and their mentality. Sure it might be difficult to get into the habit, but it’s possible. She just doesn’t want to put in the hard work.

No. 2100397

>>2100294
Good point, she's been posting lingerie/cleavage pics, freely sending nudes around to people she's not even into like Rumham and sleeping with every dude who will agree to a first date for as long as she's been documented. She just did it for free, lmao.

No. 2100409

>>2099533
>>2100089
>>2100118
>>2100120
>>2100129
every fucking time she looks into the pat, and sees a conventionally pretty woman on social media she breaks down and cries and whines like a teenager. she has strong insecurity issues and blames everyone but herself for it. dumb bitch quits her job then cries about it online. she would have a better work ethic if she wasnt invested offering her pussy to guys and mentally wearing them out. she relies waaay too much on men.

No. 2100481

>>2100409
Did she ever actually say she quit? She vaguely alluded to being about to lose her job, but she didn't explicitly say she quit or was fired, just that she was looking for new work. She was in there shopping a couple weeks ago.

No. 2100507

>>2100129
Hey hag remember when(ever) you were so excited to get your "dream job" at target? Because I do. Don't try and act like you were duped into some awful job situation. You were over the moon to get this job and posted many times about how much you loved it.

I think she's bored and depressed because he's not living with her. That's what she wants more than anything, to be attached at the hip with her Ryan of the month 24/7. She went so far as to get permission from her landlord for goober to move in, so why hasn't he? Because his job is too far to commute from her place or what?

No. 2100523

>>2100118
the ice cream shop sells small servings, nobody has to get the megajumbo three flavors in a waffle cone, especially if they’re trying to lose weight

No. 2100524

>>2100129
when she was in her twenties, wasn’t she married to someone who paid the bills? my recollection is that she wasn’t working back then?

No. 2100555

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>>2095956
>>2100179
She better not reproduce with Goober peas because their child will just be picrel

No. 2100566

>>2100507
I love that she went through with asking her landlord if goob could move in like 3-4 months ago and he hasn’t. Her existence is just phone, buying shit, flavor of the month Ryan, and ice cream.
>>2100524
Yes she was married and he paid her bills and she cheated on him. He was cow ish too but now he’s married to a younger way hotter woman and that must kill Heather lmao

No. 2100584

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Just when you think she can’t get more pathetic

No. 2100585

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No. 2100587

>>2100585
Lmao no wonder she doesn’t talk about politics she’s so stupid. She knows nothing about her new identity as a republican. Her president is cutting medical benefits to poor people and getting rid of the department of education but ok let’s randomly defend Tesla owners Kek. Love that this is what finally got her to talk about it, maybe a Ryan with a Tesla caught her attention

No. 2100589

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This is fucking bold coming from her

No. 2100590

>>2100523
If she spent less on the ice cream than she did on the gas cost of driving there, that would make no financial sense nonna.
Hagonomics

No. 2100596

File: 1742355956299.jpeg (1.04 MB, 828x1469, IMG_7957.jpeg)

>>2100383
>>2100590
Someone more autistic then me can do the math

No. 2100601

>>2100584
>>2100585
>lower class person defending rich people
Does Heather know that the people she defends hate her? Especially the billionaires?

No. 2100603

>>2100596
Heather drives 1.5 hours round trip multiple times a week to get this ice cream. This is insanity. Imagine if she spent all those hours not eating ice cream and working out

No. 2100607

>>2100152
even with the trade in rebate, she blew like 1500 bucks on that new 16 (which likely is the pro max too with the most storage, because what else would she get)
>>2100129
e-girl heather arc would be hilarious. move over shatna and moo, there's a new hot mess in town. but we all know it will never happen

No. 2100611

>>2100584
>>2100585
>work hard
Kek, as if most of these people even worked a day in their life, but Heather would know, she is a very hard working woman and very close to owning an expensive bullshit car herself.

>when one side consistently attacks people

I don't know what she thinks "her" side is doing, but it's exactly that and the consequences go far beyond one or two burning Tesla

>>2100601
No money, a woman, no children, not married, yes, she doesn't know. But many stupid people admire billionaires and would defend them without hesitation.

No. 2100645

>>2100585
>>2100584
Heather is clusterbee they don't have any genuine political convictions. Everyone waiting for her Nazi arc is retarded.

No. 2100676

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why does she always press her tongue against her teeth

No. 2100694

>>2100603
>>2100596
I don't understand why someone would do this, instead of just go to the grocery store and buy ice cream to eat at home. Is it because she wants the photo for insta? Aren't there ice cream place she could go that are closer? Nothing she does makes sense.

No. 2100695

>>2100589
Already deleted her maga rants. God she’s an idiot.

No. 2100701

>>2100607
She probably got it on contract like most people?

No. 2100703

>>2100584
>>2100585
>>2100589
The absolute hypocrisy coming from someone who claimed for YEARS that she was bi…how the fuck can you align yourself with the very people who HATE the lgbtqia+ community, and then criticize the other side for not being more kind and looking out for everyone. Go to hell, Heather.

No. 2100705

>>2100676 bad overbite. Tongue too big for jaw/mouth

No. 2100708

>>2100701
NTA, but in the end, you're still paying for something I assume that was already paid off or close to being paid off. I SERIOUSLY cannot fanthom upgrading a phone that was already great for video creation. A sane person (esp if they are in debt) would use the items she has now make content then use the funds she earned from that content to upgrade.

No. 2100714

>>2100703
She's only lgbHGTV+ when she's pining for a Ryan who runs with that crowd

No. 2100715

>>2100703
I mean there's actual gay MAGA people. No o don't get it either.

No. 2100717

>>2100703
because the bi thing was to appear attractive to guys. nlit never was that deep for her.

No. 2100745

>>2100705
I was about to say you're being dramatic by claiming her tongue is too big for her mouth and she just does this because she thinks it looks cute, but actually… she does have that weird lisp too…
You might be onto something, nona.

No. 2100765

>>2100603
>>2100596
This bitch is retarded. 1.5 on gas, probably like $7-$15 on icecream depending… it doesnt make sense for someone on a budget who is trying to lose weight to drive that far for expensive creamery ice cream. A tub would atleast last her 2-3 days and it would cost $5 roughly. Just straight retarded.

No. 2100781

>>2100676
The head tilt is back! Everything she does is a signal, I wonder if this one is part of a new pattern of making Goober Ryan jealous or baiting a new ryan altogether.
She looks like someone strapped a RealDoll™ into a car though

No. 2100790

>>2100765
But let's be honest, she isn't on a budget, she is in dept, but she never said that she really tries to watch her finances or wants to get rid of her dept. For an adult woman in her 30s with very limited financial possibilities, she is very irresponsible, but it's just how she is, she rawdogs random guys, how stupid can one person be?

Would be nice if any nonna could test that icecream to see if it's really worth the money and the drive.

No. 2100807

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>>2098871
She lives to consoom. Doesn’t matter if she’s in deep debt buying things and Ryans are the only thing that fills the void of her empty soul

No. 2100862

>>2100807
i wish she would put some eyeliner on those butthole eyes(sage your shit)

No. 2100879

>>2100807
Shes so stupid. Androids are better for content creation since the cameras are higher quality. But of course she got an iphone. Kek

No. 2100883

>>2100790
Ayrt. Youre right. But she has talked about saving money. So its definetly a budgeting type situation. Bust still youre valid because she is so stupid with her health in all aspect, why should we be surprised? Kek
Nooo nona, nobody needs to go check that ice cream out because no ice cream is good enough to risk your health, happiness and future on.

No. 2100892

File: 1742432839831.jpeg (315.36 KB, 1284x2282, tits.jpeg)

PRAY FOR HEATHER

No. 2100941

>>2100892
Really putting the girls out front and center again lately

No. 2100947

>>2100892
>i got winded after 15 steps, i am at death's door

No. 2100952

>>2100941
This means her ryan of the month isnt giving her enough attention and she has to mildly thirst-bait post so moids "slide in her DMs" or whatever. Then she gets to go up to goober-peas and be like "omg these men know i have a man in my life and still try with me, they have no shame." Making herself look more desirable to her retarded moid and also playing the good girl card. Lmfao

No. 2100956

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>>2100941
Another boob shot from today

No. 2100964

>>2100956
Taking thirst-bait selfies on the couch, aka HORRIFICALLY ILL.

No. 2100974

>>2100956
her dark hair really looks so awful. it accentuates how thin her hair is.

No. 2100994

>>2100974
Anons used to clown about her blonde hair but it suited her way better.

No. 2100995

>>2100956
She's already getting bored of Goober Ryan, he treats her too well so she doesn't have enough things to complain about anymore. That's why she keeps crying about how fat she is instead lately. Her bpd ass is going to make up some arbitrary reason to cheat on and dump him any day now.

No. 2101000

>>2100703
>lgbtqia+
LGB is enough… Or you forgot 2s and MAP.

No. 2101024

File: 1742481621597.png (7.81 MB, 1179x2556, IMG_9786.png)

Holy shit she has so much fucking garbage. Also with the new iPhone camera we will probably see only edited selfies here on out Kek she could make herself look better with a shitty camera but now we can see what she really looks like

No. 2101036

>>2100952
This exactly. She's the most predictable person I've ever not met in my life

>>2101000
…k

No. 2101037

>>2101024
Sure, Heather, but the picture still looks like shit. Her room must have that funky junk store/antique store smell now. Very sexy atmosphere.

No. 2101040

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>>2100995
>>2101036
He's going out digging his holes next week, I would guess she's not coming.

No. 2101041

>>2100956
Does her new phone come with filters or something? This is the most face blur she's had and she still looks like a whale

No. 2101049

>>2100807
>>2100892
>>2100956
Black hair makes it disturbingly easy to imagine her with no hair at all. And she actually looks like she has alopecia, and this is her first attempt at wearing a wig.

No. 2101050

>>2101024
Multiple ouija boards (manufactured by Hasbro)? Queen of the mall goths right here bby

No. 2101055

>>2101040
She finally landed a man who talk to those nasty ethots or socially pick up on how insane she is. He digs holes for fun and hangs out at her house when he's not working. Kek still not good enough for our queen. I know he's autistic but what the fuck does she want from a man at this point.

No. 2101071

>>2100974
>>2100994
I used to want her go black just to have some new “milk” kek I thought there was a new personality for her to larp coming up but she got stuck in Gettysburg.

No. 2101074

>>2101055
She wants a man who will never annoy her, even minimally, who will never disagree or want to do anything himself, only what Heather wants at all times. She doesn't want a real person, she wants a robot. Actually even then she would probably get bored due to no excitement. It's the honeymoon period, new relationship energy she craves, she has no idea what to do after that which is strange because she was married for years.

No. 2101105

>>2101055
Honestly this is as good as it's going to get for her. I don't have a very high opinion of moids and this ryan is too young and more than slightly retarded, but heather brings absolutely nothing to the table either. She's not that cute, she's gaining weight fast and refuses to change that, she hoards overpriced junk, thinks she's too good for regular hobbies like reading or even watching TV, is deep into credit card debt, paranoid and a BPDemon, has a history of cheating and STDs? She isn't going to suddenly attract a moid who is going to step up and take care of her, pay off all her debt, make her hands pretty (kek), etc. She'd be best off learning to be alone and getting her shit together before trying to date again tbh, but it'll never happen.

No. 2101135

>>2101055
She wants to be living together within a month of meeting, married by 6 months and a baby by 15 months. If he's not living with her by now and spending all of his time by her side she's unhappy and ready to move on and restart her predictable af cycle.

No. 2101143

>>2101074
heather needs a dildo and needs to stop pretending theres a man out there for her because she cannot handle normal relationships with disagreements ranging from hobbies, food cuisine to politics.

No. 2101144

>>2101135
I feel like it’s more like she wants to live together, marriage and babies in the first month or two and then gets bored of the fantasy after that

No. 2101145

>>2101135
I feel like it’s more like she wants to live together, marriage and babies in the first month or two and then gets bored of the fantasy after that

No. 2101175

File: 1742517082317.png (Spoiler Image,2.55 MB, 1179x2556, IMG_9820.png)

>sorry guys I’m just laying down because I’m so tired
With her boobs hiked up to her neck. Ryan search continues.

No. 2101179

>>2101175
Forget tinder, it's time for bbw

No. 2101225

File: 1742528429945.mp4 (8.12 MB, 828x1528, ScreenRecording_03-20-2025 18-…)

Broken fucking record

No. 2101235

File: 1742530956395.mp4 (6.53 MB, 828x1380, RPReplay_Final1742516410 2.mp4)

And she’s just going to have to keep seething because we know she won’t. How many times has she claimed she’s coming back to YouTube?

No. 2101286

>>2101235
So she’s claiming the way she’s going to have her dream life is by way of…buying a new phone? She admits to just doom scrolling and watching everyone else “live” life (influencers filming key intentional things to look like they have a picture perfect life)….so she got a new tool to doom scroll with. The age of your phone was NOT the thing stopping you from embracing reality Hags, it’s you.

No. 2101289

>>2101175
Do you guys think her pet 'Sperg is too autistic to realize she's actually bored of him already?

No. 2101342

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>>2101235
The thumbnail looks like picrel

No. 2101366

>>2101225
>>2101235
I don't know, somehow the video quality looks worse than before, but mostly not very much improved. She really knows how to get into more dept. And wow, she has gotten fat, her boobs got twice as big than before and that's all fat. I only noticed it because she showed her cleavage so many times by now…

No. 2101386

>>2101235
Finally, this [purchased item] will be the thing that unlocks her creativity and allows Heather to shine!
She's still gonna be doing this at 60 isn't she

No. 2101391

>>2101386
Honestly don't know how she is going to afford to keep doing this into 60. She's going to shop herself homeless. She still never even unloaded the first hoard.

No. 2101402

>>2101391
and she doesn't have any education or ambition to build a career for herself. Her hobby could provide her lifestyle, but she is lazy, wilfully uneducated und can't stick to anything. Not to one Ryan, her instagram stuff, youtube, an online shop and I'm still waiting for her to start sewing.

No. 2101417

>>2101289
of course he

it’s funny to me because his massive tism that makes him not understand or care about any of her BPD scheming is the only reason this lasted this long but it’s now also driving her away because BPDs need conflict and the prospect of actually just chilling and digging holes forever without a source of constant breakup/makeup drama is making her antsy

No. 2101418

>>2101235
So temped to go back and count how many times she's said that she's coming back to YouTube

No. 2101451

File: 1742595304726.mp4 (4.68 MB, 1280x672, agpod.mp4)

From Ethan's instagram. I wonder if it embarrasses her that he has a better social/hobby life than she does while she's just dicking around alone in graveyards, eating, and making empty promises at her brand new phone. She seriously should just get some fucking friends, but she already burned bridges by telling everyone on facebook that she just wants to be left alone.

No. 2101453

>>2101451
I think it’s telling that she’s completely stopped leaving those weird gushy mom moments on all of his Instagram posts like she used to

No. 2101541

File: 1742619796383.png (2.5 MB, 828x1792, IMG_8007.png)

Heather called 911 and went to the hospital because she had a migraine

No. 2101542

>>2101541
the munchie antics never end…

No. 2101546

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No. 2101548

File: 1742620840672.mp4 (6.21 MB, 288x480, Video 9.mp4)

>>2101546
She’s so fucking dramatic, crying over how she thought she was going to die. Goober really hasn’t been giving her enough attention has he

No. 2101550

>>2101548
> getting my affairs in order
> thinking I'm going to die
> [voice cracks, starts crying]
I hate the munchie arc so much

No. 2101551

File: 1742621898047.mp4 (18.77 MB, 828x1360, RPReplay_Final1742621118.mp4)

Once again claiming she’s going to go vegan like a broken record. Also that the hospital was fun and better then doom scrolling, so we can expect to see more hospital visits in the future now that she’s got a taste for the attention

No. 2101552

>>2101541
He’s not with her now or she would have posted him, she’s clearly alone. So goob picked her up from the hospital then had to jet back home to mom and dad’s Kek. Doesn’t he have a digging trip this weekend? Tinfoil but could she be trying to sabotage it and get attention from him because he will be out digging all weekend??

No. 2101562

>>2101552
>Tinfoil but could she be trying to sabotage it and get attention from him because he will be out digging all weekend??
that was literally my first exact thought when i saw this. i absolutely believe this is perfectly timed with goober going digging. i'm willing to believe her fragile ego has been insulted by the fact that her tard finds digging holes more interesting than her, since she can't imagine what having real interests or hobbies is like. she doesn't know what dedication to a hobby means, and she is devoid of any substance. i don't find it coincidental that she stopped larping autism after she started dating him kek. Imagine you’re heather and being faced with someone with actual hobbies. she can't wrap her head around someone having a life outside of her own narcissism. i also think she probably knows that if she had the opportunity to cheat while he’s away, she would. what a sad and pathetic cry for help
>>2101550
>I hate the munchie arc so much
the munchie arc has made the thread borderline unbearable when it used to be more lighthearted and fun. i haven’t watched the videos because i’m not in the mood hearing her ramble on for minutes acting like she’s on deaths doorstep. it's irritating watching her perhaps finally realize (maybe i'm giving her too much credit, but on some level maybe) how empty she truly is that she's now resorting to this bullshit. she’s always looking to find more excuses to sit on her ass and do nothing. any excuse she can find to prolong making """content""", anything to make people feel sorry for her and coddle her victim complex. she’ll resort to some of the most pathetic measures in order to have any scrote to run in her direction to give her the constant validation and attention she desperately searches for once she realizes a boyfriend won't fix her problems. she’s been obviously fishing for DMs from newer potential ryans, she really won't ever learn and i think she's the type of person whose personality will only get worse as time goes on. she bought a new phone so she could use social media as a diary the same way she used her previous phone.

No. 2101584

>>2101546
>Five times diarrhea
>Low potassium
She's in her thirties, she needs to act like it. Not to armchair but it sounds like her stomach cant handle her diet and she has poor nutrition. Eating ice cream from the city four times a week and sheetz fried food doesn't cut it at this point. This dumbass doesn't know what vitamins or electrolytes are even with her vegan past. And going vegan won't help, she needs a balanced diet but hurr durr that's too much brain power to figure out compared to not eating dairy or meat.

No. 2101600

>>2101546
The way she pans down to the little bandage where she had her IV placed for just some fluids is crushing my lungs right now. Heather you were given the same stuff you can order home for a hangover, you’re dehydrated, gaining weight, eating a fucktonne of sugar, clearly driving most places, probably have a shit diet outside of the sugar binges, you are simply an unhealthy individual but you are not sick. Veganism isn’t going to magically cure her malnutrition, if anything its going to make it worse because shes too retarded to understand how dietary needs work and CICO doesn’t mean anything for your health besides weight if you don’t pay attention to what you eat, not just how much. Shes going to cycle the same bullshit symptoms no matter her weight because she has a gradeschool level understanding of nutrition (and the world at large)

No. 2101614

>>2101235
kids can come up with a better excuse for wanting a new phone better than her. holy shit just get off your phone

No. 2101648

>>2101546
i’m sure experiencing a first time ocular migraine for someone who doesn’t get migraines is scary and i would have more empathy for anyone other than heather. but wtf does she mean she’s “prone” to retinal detachment. she says herself the doctor had to explain to her what it would look like, so she can’t have experienced it before. does she mean she has retinal thinning/lattice degeneration? this munchie arc is the worst.

No. 2101651

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She’s carrying on today despite her ER visit and goob out digging holes.

No. 2101655

wasn't it only last year that she was talking about getting back into content creation with her BJD collection because her deadeyes!Ryan said she looked so happy with her dolls?(sage your shit)

No. 2101660

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Did a vibe check on goob’s Facebook and apparently he’s a weather geek. He posted like 15 tornado images. Heather has not liked any of his posts in a while. She’s getting bored but also it would be funny if she became a weather nerd/storm chaser. Anything but the munch arc, please!

No. 2101671

>>2101648
are we sure she had a real ocular/retinal migraine and not just one with aura which is sometimes called an optical or visual migraine? retinal migraines are extremely rare.

No. 2101673

>>2101660
sure she is bored, he has way more different interests than she does and he is more passionate about them. Guess her biggest problem is, that she isn't his main and only interest and that he has a life outside of her.

No. 2101675

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>>2101671
It was just the aura kind

No. 2101684

>>2101675
It's from staring at her phone too much.

No. 2101685

File: 1742663386592.mp4 (10 MB, 720x1280, Video-192.mp4)

She survived deaths door to post a fit check praise god. She can’t zip up her kill star dress so she has binder clips holding it in the back. I don’t think I understood how much weight she’s gained until this video damn

No. 2101687

>>2101660
>>2101673
i just find it mind blowing that an incel maga retard like goober manages to be a more rounded out person that heather could ever hope to be.
sure, the bar is in hell, but still

No. 2101718

>>2101685
Legit thought the thumbnail was a picture of her put through a fat&old filter

No. 2101721

>>2101685
I cant beleive she posted this talking about how the dress doesnt fit her. Thats crazy.

No. 2101725

So….. she's hypocondria-spazzing and crying at the hospital, while her boyfriend is gleefully on a trip posting about the weather.

Before that, she's been posting some thirst traps online and trying to show her goober how loyal of a girlfriend she is…

It's so obvious what is happening to their relationship.

No. 2101735

>>2101685
>with this beautiful bust line
She’s not subtle anymore. Just log on to tindr again girl

No. 2101737

File: 1742672799843.jpeg (992.83 KB, 828x1463, IMG_8019.jpeg)

Guess where’s she’s at again?
14 hours ago
>I’m going vegan again because I’m having so many stomach and health issues >>2101551
Ofc she deleted all those videos from last night though

No. 2101739

>>2101735
Honest to god I’d put money on her secretly being back on the apps, privateryan works the night shift and travels to go digging on weekend so what’s stopping her

No. 2101778

>>2101737
so again she drove for hours to get ice cream, while wearing a dress held together by binder clips? I see the meltdown over her body 2 years ago coming soon and I hope she isn't using ageing as an excuse. If you eat too much ice cream, dry bread and fast food every day, you will get fat. I also can't wait for her vegan era and worse health issues than before, because she will not get the right nutrients and her body already seems to be falling apart. Good luck for her, can't wait for the Halloween drama this year, I'm very positive about it happening.

No. 2101786

>>2101737
How's your healthy day out going?

ER visit for a migraine, crying over her bad health, showcasing her ootd shameless describi7how her ootd doesn't fit and is being held together by binder clips, then posting another ice cream gorge session the very next day after crying over her health. Lmfao I can't, this is all too much.

No. 2101794

>>2101739
Oh my god. What if she's meeting them for ice cream dates?!

No. 2101805

>>2101735
i was thinking she's probably had it installed for a bit
>>2101737
>playing around with my new phone camera by taking a picture of icecream
justifying her purchases again as if she's doing anything different with this new phone
>>2101675
>It was just the aura kind
kek'd

No. 2101810

>>2101778
The "vegan era" will never last more than a couple of days because she associates it with suffering and denial and she has zero willpower. Right now her test is "just don't eat gigantic fucking ice cream cones" and she's failing that within literally hours.
>>2101551
> going vegan is gonna suck so bad because I love my ice cream
One thing I missed during this recent psychosis jag is Heather admitting she's been paying for a gym membership for "years" and has used it "maybe 5 times" lol >>2100167

No. 2101829

>>2101546
>>2101548
>>2101551
All the dramatics over a migraine and low potassium is absolutely insane. The "prone to retina detachment" when she doesn't even know what that would look like? It's so obvious she doesn't know what she's talking about and hasn't has any real medical emergencies before if she genuinely thought this was anything other than a migraine. Put down the ice cream and sheetz garbage and eat a banana a few times a week, Heather. Take a daily vitamin. Drink some water. It really isn't that hard. I can't believe she's going to put herself into medical debt on top of her regular debt over nothing.

>>2101737
Honestly, I'm kind of expecting her to double in size in another year or two at this rate. Maybe she's intentionally sabotaging herself for another "fun" trip to the hospital since Ethan won't pay her enough attention. Maybe there was a cute male nurse or doctor she's hoping to see again.

>>2101810
She's so stupid. Even just cutting back on the ice cream would be a step in the right direction. But she really had to turn right around and order another fat doublescoop on a wafflecone the day after her "I thought I was dying" ER experience caused by her poor diet.

No. 2101840

>>2101737
Time for more tinfoil…. Maybe there’s a cute guy she has her eye on at this ice cream shop

No. 2101873

File: 1742697956347.mp4 (3.01 MB, 720x1280, pov.mp4)

POV: you're an ice cream cone

No. 2101880

>>2101873
Geez what's with the hyperventilating at the end? Don't hurt yourself standing still, Heather.

No. 2101910

>>2101840
This is the only thing that makes sense to me as to why she would drive 90 minutes round trip for ice cream.

No. 2101912

>>2101840
Nonna it’s worse. It’s 90 minutes each way lmao. 3 hour round trip

No. 2101914

>>2101912
>>2101840
Doesn't she live in Harrisburg? A 45 minute drive one way? It is still too long of a drive for ice cream.

No. 2101916

>>2101914
You’re right I stand corrected!! Whatever it’s still crazy!

No. 2101924

>>2101873
kekkk she's unhinged and not even in the fun way, it's just sad
>POV: you're an ice cream cone
kek'd hard
>>2101551
she does grocery shopping…isn't she aware she can save the gas money and can splurge at home on store bought vegan ben n jerrys and other vegan icecream flavors? even regular ice cream shops often have a few dairy-free options. i can't understand her logic with anything. there is no rhyme or reason when it comes to heather

No. 2101956

One time an ex Ryan came here and said she was on dating apps during their relationship. I'm trying to find it again but I 100% believe it. She needs constant validation

No. 2101970

>>2101840
I tinfoiled she was visiting so much because she knew about GooberPeas and how he'd visit from the Goober Gang. She even "accidentally" caught him in her pictures once while trying to engineer something in her low cunning way.
I think it's a similar thing here. She's not autistic enough to make an Attraction Sign & sit with it, but she's stunted enough to drive to Gettysburg 3x a week to eat ice cream alone, take graveside selfies, and wander antique stores and hope for a "meetcute". Like the exact fantasy she made up between DeadEyes and GooberPeas that went nowhere.

No. 2101981

>>2101541
>>2101685
the whiplash I got from this. ethan is not giving her the attention she thinks she deserves 24/7. like him doing other things is completely normal for someone with hobbies, which I don't think heather understands because she is not normal.

No. 2101984

File: 1742739541371.mp4 (3.68 MB, 720x1280, 1000023188.mp4)

This is definitely for a new Ryan. Her selfies died down when she was at her peak with Goober, now she is back to full force showing him and all the other guys what they are "missing"

No. 2101995

>>2101685
Cardigan is from Universal Thread….so it’s a target fashion fashion cardigan. Glad we are name dropping in haus Target fashion labels lmao

No. 2101998

>>2101914
She lives in Carlisle, it’s about 45 minutes from Gettysburg

No. 2102000

>>2101984
I simply don't understand why she thinks she's so cute. There is no charm to her whatsoever but she does almost nothing but post selfies all day.

No. 2102006

File: 1742743395468.jpeg (359.33 KB, 828x1460, IMG_8023.jpeg)

She’s claiming she’s going to relaunch her YouTube channel this week

No. 2102021

>>2101984
>>2102006
At last the world will be treated to riveting content like "backside of a boring statue"!

No. 2102023

>>2102006
I can't wait for it, this will go well, like her Etsy store, where she sold 8 items. It's been empty since then.

No. 2102073

>>2101984
I think a Ryan hunt is in pursuit, she is manically laughing to herself all alone in a graveyard.

No. 2102085

>>2101984
Fucking unhinged love it.

No. 2102100

File: 1742764115872.png (3.23 MB, 1179x2556, IMG_9921.png)

More horny furry content.. turns out Heather follows the furry guy who makes the reels. Brotherboofer

No. 2102103

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>>2102100
Kek I saw her in the wild commenting on jasmine from 90 day fiancé’s pregnancy announcement with her affair baby

No. 2102105

>>2101737
late but ofc she's having so many stomach issues with as much ice cream as she's having, christ

I don't think she's faking the ocular migraine though, the symptoms she described were too clearly an ocular migraine and it can be very freaky for someone who's never had one before
if anything she could count herself lucky she only got the visual aura and not the migraine afterwards (which is interesting in and of itself), the different types of auras you can get are pretty varied

I'm curious if this experience will evolve and change over time (I almost died, etc etc)

she'll think it was cute and fun until she gets that hospital bill – that'll sober her up

No. 2102114

File: 1742766677823.jpeg (1.04 MB, 1179x2054, IMG_4518.jpeg)

She looks like uncle fester why did she post
This

No. 2102115

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What an unfortunate shape

No. 2102128

>>2102114
KEK I’m dying. She better not get another ice cream cone today.

No. 2102131

>>2102115
One is a sturdy if drab unit built with broad split logs. The other is an old schoolhouse.

No. 2102133

>>2102114
omg lol I am so impressed that she managed to conceal this with angles for as long as she did. She looked bigger but it was hard to tell how much so. This is "how much so." Wow!

No. 2102136

>>2102114
Jesus Christ, I really thought anons were being catty as usual with her weight gain, but no, she really has gained so much weight. I'm not sure why she thought this was acceptable to post. Your comment made me chuckle for a good five minutes though.

No. 2102146

>>2102115
In comparison almost the same outfit but a year and 2 Ryans ago. >>>/snow/1948982 What a difference. Her new proportions make her look like a midget

No. 2102157

>>2102128
What flavor do you think her next double scoop ice cream cone will be nonnie? My money is on strawberry and she'll cope by saying it has fruit in it so it's "healthy"

No. 2102159

I get ocular migraines regularly. She's being so overdramatic it's actually painfully cringeworthy(no1currs)

No. 2102161

>>2102114
what an apt comparison KEK

I kinda love her for posting this.
Entertainment value: 10/10
Ryan bating potential: -20/10

No. 2102187

>>2102146
thank you for posting that for comparison, holy shit. she’s probably not entirely exaggerating when she whines about how physically uncomfortable she is with this weight gain or how her joints hurt, she’s just being dramatic and annoying as fuck about it as usual. when you’re that short you have to be diligent about CICO if you’re sedentary like she is. that’s a lot of weight gain on her frame in a short time, and barring some kind of medical reason (which she doesn’t have) she has had plenty of time to stop it in its tracks and help herself feel better. it does not bode well for her that she can’t stick to any kind of diet modification or exercise routine, even something as small as “don’t get an enormous waffle cone multiple times a week.”

No. 2102192

File: 1742784268306.png (3.18 MB, 1179x2556, IMG_9942.png)

Anything but taking accountability.. how could dishes from meal prep set you back for tomorrow? Just do the dishes or do them in the morning. She’s just talking herself into getting an ice cream tomorrow

No. 2102193

File: 1742784695440.png (5.44 MB, 1179x2556, IMG_9943.png)

A well balanced vegan meal of plantains, potatoes, and Brussels sprouts. No protein in sight. She’s going to be starving

No. 2102197

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No. 2102198

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No. 2102203

kek maybe she had an ice cream headache

No. 2102207

>>2102197
>who I would be today if it wasn't derailed
Zero accountability, everything is always someone else's fault. I wonder who forced her to drive 45 minutes to get ice cream yesterday, only a few hours after she publicly cried about "almost dying" and said she was going vegan for her health? Pathetic.

No. 2102209

>>2102198
>cure my infertility
Insane that she’s trying so hard to have a whole child with this weird little potato manbaby who looks like a British cartoon. It’s only been like six months hasn’t it?

No. 2102230

>>2102198
she was never diagnosed with infertility. she just thinks she is barren because she didn't use a condom with her turnstile of Ryans.

No. 2102243

Is Heather one of those retards who uses a different pan for every little thing?
Boil the potatoes first and then the sprouts and then fry them all in the same pan you eejit.
That's TWO dishes,one knife.
I suppose that technically adds up to three reward ice cream scoops, damn it's hard to lose weight.(integrate)

No. 2102252

>>2102146
I cannot believe I'm saying this but the blonde and weird fuchsia lipstick looks better. She looks so drab now. Her face looks like fucking CWC here >>2102114

No. 2102264

>>2102100
wtf heather.
>>2102114
can this please the next thread pic lmao. guys heather is officially Fat. will she do anything about it, or will continue driving miles out for ice cream like come fat kid? stay tuned.
>>2102192
nvm shes an immature bitch whining about chores and making dinner like god punished her or something. she just wants to stuff her face and cry about gaining weight.

No. 2102303

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Good god

No. 2102328

>>2102303
at least shes honest, because she should never be a mother. shes too selfish, too stupid, and too drama hungry. its hilarious that shes basically cheating on ethan he her boobs out trying to find a new guy in her stories, but if a child was in this mix that would be horrorcow behavior.

No. 2102332

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>>2102303
is just Day #1 of Goober Ryan being out of town, btw

No. 2102348

>>2102332
she is decompensating like a mofo, this is tragic tragic tragic

No. 2102356

File: 1742844535076.png (761.4 KB, 1000x800, THI.png)

(fan art)

No. 2102377

>>2102328
She's spiraling into ivf behavior. I can't wait for that mess, honestly.

No. 2102429

>>2102332
whats DIV?

No. 2102431

>>2102332
Well honestly I’m glad for him that he doesn’t let Heather stop him from doing what he loves. I always got the sense that she made Lurch resent his hobbies after she creepily absorbed them. Meanwhile Goob’s happy as a pea in a pod blissfully unaware his girlfriend’s crashing out, digging holes and whistling confederate folk songs. Inb4 she hurts herself in some way and forces him to come home.

No. 2102433

>>2102431
> unaware his girlfriend’s crashing out
Unaware? I would not want to see his text messages lol

No. 2102434

>>2102431
having someone hate their hobbies is abuse tbh, obviously rooted in jealousy since heather is as empty as her dolls.

No. 2102458

>>2102429
DIV probably = Dig In V(-some place beginning with)

No. 2102460

>>2102458
Digging in Virginia. It seems to be an event where a bunch of old autistic men get together and dig up battlefields for relics

No. 2102469

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>>2102460
damn anon you weren't kidding. like this guy legit has fucking hobbies and is serious about them. and shes going to fuck it up because there no drama. like, its clear she wants a nerdy white guy for a boyfriend, but she forgot what "nerd" means.

No. 2102479

File: 1742867969984.jpeg (888.33 KB, 1170x989, IMG_2725.jpeg)

This is probably going to make her spiral more Kek He’s away and drinking

No. 2102480

>>2102479
good thing there aren't many women in this hobby or she'd really be losing her mind. Time to grab another cone heather!

No. 2102481

>>2102460
True to her 2010s basicness, she's mistaking that "nerd" = normal hygiene and looks guy with slightly thicker glasses.
She's accidentally gone full choo-choo, military history with Goob.
If she doesn't fake another medical incident to try to force him back, we will know for certain that Ryanquest is back on completely full throttled, rather than quietly on the simmer.

No. 2102486

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HagHobbies could never

No. 2102496

>>2102469
>>2102486
i really can't imagine how someone as empty as her would feel being close to someone with real interests and actual dedication to those interests. her insecurities must be ramping up every day. he's an actual autist, heather could never match this energy. even with him being a pathetic scrote, at least he has things he puts real time and effort into. it seems impossible for heather to care about anything other than vanity and her own reflection through a phone screen. not to mention her deranged victim complex so she can always conveniently shift the blame on something or someone else

No. 2102502

>2102479
She hates drinking for some reason so she’s got to be fuming. I sense a long titted picture in our future (by tomorrow morning).

Imagine being seething when your goob is out digging and recording himself. She said it herself he’s the least likely to cheat but also she expects her Ryans to only have her as a hobby/driving force. The Ryans can’t even watch TV.

No. 2102507

>>2102356
I'm howling, nonnie thank you for this

No. 2102515

>>2102115
>>2102128
A waffle cone is like 115 cals and a 1/2 cup of vanilla ice cream is 137 cals (source, my cabinets and freezer) so everytime she gets a waffle cone she is having atleast 389 or up to 526 depending if its 1 cup or 1 and 1/2 cups. Thats a small to normal sized meal. She needs to wake up and stop eating like this. Shes going to become like shaynus or worse.

No. 2102533

>>2102515
Nonna, she's not even getting plain vanilla, she's getting the most calorie heavy icecream and two scoops at that. It's definitely somewhere around 500cal every time she goes. Just look at that thing in >>2100118

>>2102479
Surprisingly she actually shared a clip of one of his finds before he posted this and has been radio silent since. I wonder if she's going to wear another dress with a "beautiful bustline" to go buy icecream again come morning.

No. 2102582

>>2101840
>>2101910
>>2102073
>>2102533
When I think of a guy working in an ice cream shop, I automatically think of a teenager. What if it's some poor high school goth kid and she's mistaking customer service for flirtation and started going there all the time as an ego boost because she's an austistic hog who can't read social cues. It all sounds so likely.

No. 2102635

>>2102486
What kind of autism is “lines in the dirt” as a special interest lmao . This isn’t even archeology or interest in geology. How does one get into this??

No. 2102642

>>2102635
It's people who want to be archaeologists but can't/aren't capable. They think this IS archaeology. And this is their pathetic idea of a stratigraphic soil analysis. That's why these digs only take place on private property, it's for the ego and personal satisfaction of larpers who contribute nothing to history or science.

No. 2102657

>>2102582
I have said in this thread a few times before that Heather reminds me of Mary Kay Letourneau. I can absolutely see this happening. I think she would love the control she could have over a young boy and she’s finding out that goob isn’t quite young enough and has too many interests lmao

No. 2102674

>>2102657
What I don't get is her patter with him is probably the same as it is on social media, where she complains constantly about being fat, infertile and crippled by the pains of old age (lol)
I mean I can't think of anything less appealing to a 22 year old than some homely chick that whines about getting old. Add to it that she hates everything that young people do. It's probably not a coincidence that he got away from Heather and immediately got smashed and had a good time. She's such a drag in addition to being a bore.

No. 2102696

>>2102642
they’re just souvenir collectors who don’t really need any level of precision in their scavenger hunt, but there is certainly a lot of tragic LARPing going on on that website, holy shit

No. 2102710

>>2099017
>blond eyebrows
>warm toned
Are we looking at the same picture?

No. 2102714

>>2100994
Fake black dyed hair always looks tacky. It always comes out that ugly blue-black shade which flatters no one. The blonde wasn't as bad as now but she should just keep her hair natural at this point.

No. 2102750

>>2102710
Kek I thought that was Heather at first. Just the extra details about every single part seemed suspiciously on point.

No. 2102754

>>2102533
Oh no doubt. She is getting chocolate and cookie dough and chocolate chip. Kek i was just saying at MINIMUM. I was low balling for the sheer fact that even on the low end of the spectrum, its too much.

No. 2102771

>>2101685
god she’s built like a linebacker. lose some weight put some falsies on ffs lose those coke bottle glasses that minimize those bald ass eyes even more. black hair is awful on her and her roots growing in make her look like she’s balding. she needs to lighten her hair.

No. 2102839

>>2102657
I had the same thought (RE:teacher ladynonce) when musing on how Heather would cope & quest in the days before social media. Thank god it's there to distract her and give her goldfish levels of attention.
it's a blessing ig but its strange how she moans about being unfulfilled at work but seems to never have the thought to either train or take a low level, progressing position in something like care or education assistance. Even secretarial duties somewhere like that would give her much more in terms of purpose than retail, money too. It's actually bizarre that she never seems to get off her victim loop enough for that idea to even approach her inner monologue.

I mean good tbh cos she would be kidnapping a six year old or coma patient to marry in Mexico within the probationary period.

No. 2102899

>>2102839

I'm offended you'd think she could come any close to something resembling an education assistance or care position.

It's like you don't know Heather.

No. 2102924

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definitely for someone

No. 2102926

>>2102899
I don't think she'd do it well, or even competently, or even manage to pass a course or probationary period, or not walk out.
But there are many levels of that stuff, some actual evil idiots manage to get positions often, and I'm just suprised even the idea has never come up.
Especially education. She loves draping herself in the trappings of a historian and decorating with big never opened books

No. 2102933

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No. 2102934

>>2102933
but, wasn't she 40lbs overweight? She isn't motivated at all, kek, and she will be back at her Ice-Cream-Ryan in probably 3 days. Maybe she will dress-up for Halloween this year, as a pumpkin, won't take many more months for her to be that round.

No. 2102943

>>2102924
Why is it always the same crusty tank top kek

No. 2102948

>>2102750
That's not Heather???

No. 2102949

>>2102933
This is me when I was away at uni for the first time lol
> "I need to eat healthy! Lemme buy a bunch of stuff I hate eating but which has green pictures on it."
She's fetishizing vegetables as "healthy." The only thing in there I see with even marginal amounts of protein is the hummus. I don't think you could eat "healthy" for more than a day or two from what she's got there.
Buy a fish you retard, or at least some legumes.

No. 2102964

File: 1743037101778.png (1.38 MB, 1179x2556, IMG_0061.png)

We’re in for a treat!

No. 2102967

>>2102964
Watch as she gets a hundred positive comments and one bad one, then focuses all her energies on that one comment for months and uses that as an excuse for all her bad decisions from now until the heat death of the universe.

No. 2102973

>>2102969
Literally no semblance of self awareness and refusing to apologize to the “haters”. People watching this that don’t know the context would be shocked to find out that Heather had a migraine and not a near death experience

No. 2102974

Its exactly what you would expect. She talks about her "near death experience," the bullies and haters, how they ran her off because of her extreme lifestyle and how she isn't going to apologize for living her life, yada-yada-yada the same shit we've heard

No. 2102976

>>2102974
Transcript so you dont have to watch

>Hello, it's been a while. I decided that it's time for me to come back to YouTube and reclaim my channel. I got a new phone and I'm just filming with the front-facing camera. The audio is not the best—you can hear the road noise—but I promise you that I'm going to improve my production quality going forward. This is a video I just needed to make to rip off the Band-Aid, so I'm actually joined by my emotional support dolly, Eliza, because this is a video I have thought about making for the past couple of days. I've been incredibly nervous and overwhelmed thinking about it, wondering what I was going to say and what people are going to think. I just decided that I need to do this.


>The other day, I had a medical episode, and it literally felt like a near-death experience. In those moments, you realize you don't have any more time. You don't have time to do the things you want to do. All of your thoughts in that moment are about getting taken care of, getting things situated, letting people know where you're going to be. If I had died that day, I would have had so much unfinished business. Something that I've always dreamed of was being able to reclaim this space for myself despite the extreme hate and opposition towards me. This is my creative space, and I want to start being creative here again. I need that creative outlet in my life.


>I'm holding a doll, which is an interesting thing because I actually started this channel to share my dolls, to share my collections, to share my hobbies, and to interact with other people that enjoy the same things as me. Unfortunately, that ruined certain hobbies for myself, and some people took things entirely too far. But I'm at an age in my life now where I'm setting clear boundaries, and I would never let anyone harass, stalk, and bully me to that level ever again. I would never let it get under my skin again, and I'm just at a point in my life where I need an outlet.


>The whole reason I bought Eliza here was in the hopes that I would start doing photography of these dolls and just have a way to unwind after work, after a stressful day, and just go home and take pictures of my dolls and dress them up. I barely spend time with my collection back here that I have spent so much time acquiring and curating. I just feel like if I start making content again, it's just going to be another way to experience my collection.


>I'm sorry, I don't know which way to look because I'm using the front-facing camera right now, so I've been looking at me over here, and I think you're over there. My apologies—like I said, the production quality will improve as I get back into this. I just got this phone the other day. If you're curious, this is the iPhone 16 Pro Max. I'm also going to work on the audio situation. I might not always be able to film in this room because there's a major road in front of my house, and it's just so loud.


>Yes, I'm very grateful to have Eliza here with me because, like I said, I was extremely nervous to make this video. I have other emotional support dollies—I have this strange guy, don't know what he is—but I'll be doing videos all about my different dolls and my antiques.


>Maybe I should just start with reintroducing myself because I feel like I'm just starting to fall into the trap of justifying myself. My name is Heather. I'm 35 years old. I got canceled on YouTube like 7 years ago. It was dark and terrible, a lot to deal with, but I carried on and went on to do things with my life that no one said I could do. I did them for me, and I really want to do this YouTube channel for me as a creative outlet. I'm not hurting anyone. I just want a space where I can create and express myself, share, and connect. That's all I want to do, and that's why I'm going to do it again.


>I'm a collector of all kinds of antiques. I'm by no means an expert—I'm simply someone that has an appreciation. I collect a lot of Victorian photography, Victorian mourning items, all kinds of dolls, little trinkets. I just have an appreciation for craftsmanship, and I love treasure hunting for things, things that existed before my time. You may have followed my channel in the past where I was a vintage collector of all sorts of nostalgic items, and a lot of people just couldn't understand why I also really enjoyed visiting historic sites and why I really enjoyed antiques. People were making me choose between the two, and I just decided to go do what made me happy because I couldn't deal with these crazy people anymore. It was a lot to process.


>I've tried to heal over the years. I'm still healing, which is why it was scary to come back and make this channel, but I'm going to do it for me. I'm going to reclaim this space. I'm just going to carry forward. What I would like to do on this channel is just share my art. I do actually want to start doing painting videos. I want to make things. I want to do interior design videos. I also want to share my collection, curate it, and do videos about the different objects. When I find something really great, I want to do history videos and lifestyle videos. I've started trying to get healthy again, so maybe some inspirational videos like that.


>I just wanted to say that I've always set out to create content that helps people and contributes positively to the world, and that's going to continue. I just think of all the moments in my life over these past couple of years, the beautiful things I've seen that so many people tried to take away from me, the life I have now that people tried to take away from me, and I'm just not going to let that happen. We only have so much time on this Earth, and I just constantly think of all the creative endeavors I want to go out and do that I haven't done yet. It drives me insane, and I don't want to live my life with unfinished business.

No. 2102978

>>2102969
Literally no semblance of self awareness and refusing to apologize to the “haters”. People watching this that don’t know the context would be shocked to find out that Heather had a migraine and not a near death experience

No. 2102979

>>2102976
>I know this has been a lot of rambling. This has been difficult for me. This has been very nerve-wracking, so I appreciate you sticking around and just staring at Eliza this whole time with me. I will make another video about Eliza, and maybe we'll change her clothes and hang out with her. I want to make a video about my houseplants—I'm very into plants. I'm very into history. I love to just go out and explore. My idea of exploring isn't everybody's, but I don't really care. I love to do photography.

>I've come to realize that your opinion of me isn't as important as my opinion of me. If I'm doing something and I'm happy and I'm enjoying it, who cares if it's not good enough for you out there? Who cares? I just want to be me. Stay tuned because I have a lot of things on the way. I'm excited to get back to this format. I've tried to do reels. I've tried to do TikTok a little bit. I would love to do longer videos, and that's why I'm back.


>This was just to rip off the Band-Aid. This was to try out my new camera, try editing a video, try uploading it, see how it goes. I hope you'll be kind. If you have a problem with the life I have, if you have a problem with me as a person, if you have a problem with me not posting what you want to see, you can simply unsubscribe and go about your day. I just wish more people would spread kindness in this world because we are living in a time where we desperately need kinder voices.


>Life is really hard. Life is scary. Life can end at any moment. You don't know when it's going to be someone's last day. Please be good to other people. Please spread kindness. Please take care of people. I don't think people really know how much stress and anxiety and pain I've gone through because of some of the stuff that's gone down. At the end of the day, I had to learn how to watch out for myself, pick myself back up, show myself self-love, and carry forward because in those moments where I was out with my camera and I found something so incredible on my adventures that I couldn't even believe, I realized that nothing could take those moments from you—only you, only you if you decide to listen to other people and not change your life and not get out there and not find yourself.


>You have to be brave. You have to carry on. You have to do it for you, and that's what I've tried to do over these years, and I'm not sorry. I know people are probably waiting for an apology from me. I'm not sorry if you're disappointed in me, if you don't like that I'm not posting whatever—that's on you. That's your thing, not mine. I am focused on my self-growth and healing and just trying to have a good life, trying to be happy.


>Anyway, that was long and emotional, but like I said, I was very nervous to make this video, and this is the last one where I'm going to talk about these things. I have spent the past couple of years justifying myself, explaining myself over and over, telling my story over and over. I can't do it anymore. I've got to focus on the future. I've got to focus on the fact that I'm literally in the life that I've always wanted, and I want to keep building that. I want to make it better. I want to make it more fun. I want to just create and explore and live, and that's where I'm at right now.


>So thank you for watching. If you've been here all these years, thank you very much, and please go out and do something kind for someone today. Life is too short to be sitting around on the internet, miserable, hating on people. There's just so much to do. Take that energy and the time where you'd be hating on someone and actually go out and do something you've wanted to do. Go draw a picture. Go for a walk. Go say hi to your dog. I don't care what you do—go hug your dolls, even your creepy ones, even your creepiest dolls.


>All right, guys, that's all for this video. Stay tuned. I have a lot of things planned, from lifestyle vlogs, planty videos, collection videos, historic videos, explores—I'm going to do it, and I am back. All right, I'm done rambling. I know this has been a heavy video. I'm sure most of you only got through like 5 minutes, and that's fine. I just did this for me to kind of encourage myself to start posting again. So we'll see what this adventure has in store. All right, bye, everyone.

No. 2102985

>>2102976
>near-death experience
KEK I was right >>2102105 ofc she would

No. 2102988

This absolute crisis level last will and testament video from the near death experience was brought on by Goob going and digging a hole lmao
So now she's done her one main diatribe about the haters and her extreme lifestyle (kek) what are the other videos going to be about?
Maybe there will be none more until she manages to get a new place away from the road so the "loudness" isn't DESTROYING her videos. Bit of prepping the ground for that narrative here. That buys her potentially years between the next effort!
She knows so much the new iPhone was needless consumption, she has been excusing it like mad. Rather that than just follow that feeling a little more and decide against it. Exhausting way to live. Copexistence.

No. 2103006

>>2102974
The comments so far are so sweet, of course. It's just people saying welcome back but uh are you still into toy collecting? It must be jarring for peaceful toy collecting people to open their YouTube and see a blast from the past 40lbs heavier and holding an ugly antique.

No. 2103014

>>2102976
>>2102979
thank you so much for the transcript nona. doing gods work. there's absolutely no way i could watch a single heather youtube video. her instagram stories are more than enough. and of course, her over-the-top histrionics never end and she's always going to be doing the same song and dance. i knew she was going to keep acting like she's on deaths doorstep from a very short hospital visit because she's now officially a munchie. let's see how fast she gives up her channel again when a new ryan comes along or she doesn't get the constant validation she's very obviously craving. 7 years ago she got ""cancelled"" yet she's still the same immature, unintelligent retard who refuses to take a single shred of accountability. she's a fucking broken record and she'll always be irresponsible. i hope these new videos will only grant her more negative attention so she can keep reeeing about the fact nobody likes her. but she'll never accept that nobody likes her for a damn good reason. i look forward to this not going the way she wants it to, because she needs to be shunned even if she never learns from it. she'll always pretend she's a victim and it's obnoxious as fuck. i don't think it will be long before the channel gets abandoned again and/or she gets sussed out for who she really is.
>>2102934
kek halloween nona is that you? i was worried this depressing arc sent you away but i'll be looking foward to seeing you around halloween again
>>2103006
>The comments so far are so sweet, of course.
that's exactly what she's fishing for. we know anyone who's sending her positive messages are buying into her fakeness/victim act don't actually know who she is. anyone sending positive comments is cluelessly eating out of the palm of her hands but they shouldn't be for very long because i doubt she will post anything that will keep anybody engaged because she's worse than she used to be. would do a huge kek if those same people found her political posts
>>2102988
>She knows so much the new iPhone was needless consumption, she has been excusing it like mad. Rather that than just follow that feeling a little more and decide against it. Exhausting way to live. Copexistence.
couldn't agree more. as for what her future videos are going to be about, my guess is her parroting the same narrative over and over in between potential vlogs about her "weightloss" journey and showing off many consumer purchases. spliced with shit akin to a longform version of that instagram story upthread where she was laughing like a maniac after showing off a very lackluster view behind her big inflated head. imagine if she did a healthy cooking video KEK. maybe i'm giving her too many ideas

No. 2103028

>>2102979
lol at a Trump voter harping on about showing kindness to others

No. 2103052

>>2103028
You prefer the party of kindness and tolerance that nails dead rats to women's shelters if they don't accept that men are women? Keep it on topic please.(derailing)

No. 2103053

>>2102979

Just reading a small part of this transcript already made me want to slap her ugly face.

No. 2103068

>>2102964
lmao what is it with cows putting so much energy into social media and acting like its some triumphant choice. youre not getting assassinated over this heather lmao

No. 2103071

>>2102979
>Please be good to other people. Please spread kindness. Please take care of people.
it's easy to translate everything she says into what she really means. she's saying: be good to me, spread kindness to me and take care of me. literally the next sentence she says proves that
>I don't think people really know how much stress and anxiety and pain I've gone through because of some of the stuff that's gone down
like what… fake medical scares? people rightfully calling her out on her bullshit? she only wants things to go her way. this new munchie arc pisses me off because she's acting like she's had a second chance at life after falling off of a cliff or some shit. she got her defective ryan and had to face the fact that it didn't magically solve all her problems. since the early days of their relationship i had a feeling it would end with her cheating on him, and i think that's exactly how it's going to end. i just wonder how long it will take. i hope when this ryan is out of the picture he takes the munchie saga with him because it's irritating, i doubt she'll drop this act anytime soon though. seems to be her new favorite crutch to lean on

No. 2103104

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bet she is going to read into this comment and say the haters are back

No. 2103121

>>2103104
looking forward to more of this. you know she's going to seethe on instagram over it and make a scene at some point when she isn't getting the 100% validation she's begging for now that goober is taking the back burner

No. 2103126

I had to watch on double speed to get through it, but some some mannerisms I saw that become way more obvious when sped up. saging for pettiness

>she talks so slowly, almost like her brain is processing what she's saying on a delay

>if she compounds a sentence more than twice she gets winded from the exertion and has to catch her breath
>the lighting gives her a muppet nose, the flat hair doesn't help this henson effect
>every time she catches her own eye in the phone it distracts her and she has to pause and reorient her sentence, often triggering a repeat of her "cycle of justifying herself"
>only talks normal speed when she's exaggerating the truth, self-victimizing, or talking without a filter. you can tell she's holding back a lot of mean girl energy normally, but she's not careful to keep the mask on

No. 2103133

>>2102933

Not a single protein source in sight she def has almond mom mentality between this “diet” and her treadmill bullshit - heather your ice cream trips are over a 1000 calories cut the shit out already

No. 2103173

I’m still holding out hope for a Rumspringa Ryan. Please join an Amish or Mennonite dating site, Heather! Their men live women built like fridges.

No. 2103175

>>2103014
It's against the rules (I think) but I'm taking the ban, it's me, halloween nona, I never left, I'm just so overwhelmed with her stupidity that I don't know what to say anymore, mostly the Trump shit. I won't leave, I'm just collecting ideas for her possible halloween costume as a 70lbs overweight woman.

No. 2103179

>>2103173
>Amish
>Website
Kek

No. 2103190

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>>2102988
She doesn’t even like the new phone and wishes she kept the old one kek

No. 2103239

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Excuses already

No. 2103240

>>2103190
yeah I've heard multiple creators complain about the obvious lens switch, among other recording issues with apple phones

woops, guess we forgot to do any research at all

No. 2103247

>>2103246
Your pfp is showing

No. 2103248

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Her replies on this video are hilarious. She really thinks she’s a celebrity that had to go into hiding because her YouTube commenters were like wtf? When she changed from neon pink toy content to goth poser clothes walking around cemeteries overnight

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>>2103248
The dramatics of it all

No. 2103256

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So healthy. So many vague sad posts today, we get it your Ryan isn’t doing it for you anymore

No. 2103258

>>2103254
>Have an entire background is what I do now
>Wasn't allowed to be myself
>Muh art
Does she mean photography? She doesn't get paid jack shit for taking pictures, everyone and their mother can figure it out and do it more successfully than her graveyard pictures. Her mother let her be spooky goth because she has the pictures to prove it. Who told her to not be herself? Her then husband when he likley told her to get a hobby instead of fishing for men's attention, kek. Mixing cute and spooky has been popular for years, she just went insane.

No. 2103260

>>2103256
She already dirty deleted this

No. 2103262

>>2103248
>I have to be extremely careful of who I let around me
>12751 Ryans last year, all of whom she let fuck her raw
Ok Heather

No. 2103266

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>>2102934
>and she will be back at her Ice-Cream-Ryan in probably 3 days
Try the next day kek

No. 2103269

>>2103256
>>2103266

Ice cream for the 3rd? 4th? Time this week and French toast for dinner. The pounds will be melting off, especially when she eats no protein

No. 2103270

>>2103266
>>2103256
omg hahahaha
her diet didn't even last ONE DAY!

No. 2103285

>>2103266
560cals… im sure she ate breakfast, lunch AND dinner that day too. I see her weight loss journey is going great.

No. 2103337

>>2103248
why is she acting like shes a refugee from Ukraine lmao

No. 2103365

>>2103256
>>2103266
I can't decide which part is more embarrassing. Broadcasting your junk bingeing fails after proclaiming a diet and getting a bunch of healthy groceries, or the pathetic captions about a sad dinner and sugar for an aching soul. Talk about a self own kek

No. 2103403

Does the "sad day" that nessecitated driving 40 minutes for the third time in a week for another 500+ cal ice cream, refer to people commenting "welcome back so do u still like pink?" on YouTube?
Can we catalog how many miles driven, frozen dairy calories intaken, and the money spent, at the weeks end?
This is all down to selfish good deserting Heather to dig holes how could he
Humming a tune pocketing his bullets, thoughtless beast. Hope it was worth it when he gets back to a girlfriend 1/3rd larger.

No. 2103443

>>2103266
Is she confirmed unemployed? Because there’s no way someone with a full time job is finding the time to drive 90 minutes round trip (plus lingering time) multiple times a week.

No. 2103444

>>2103443
She's not unemployed, and the ice cream shop is at Gettysburg where she already goes several times per week. This is literally her life anon, she has nothing else to do but work, eat and photograph herself standing in front of things and complain about the toy community that has ruined her life.

No. 2103489

>>2103254
>>2103248
Did someone else dare to question the dramatics? She hid the comments now. Off to a great start.

No. 2103497

>>2103443
>after work sad time dinner >>2103256
She still has a job she was just baiting her Ryan a few months ago to take over rent when she said she will be unemployed soon it seems

No. 2103553

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Heather's nose ( & sudden decompensation from being able to wear eyemakeup) is a genuine mystery for the ages. It looks like she's had a reverse nose job or something? She also had a video, making a big deal about contact lenses too. Go back to them Heather. The current pair are probably the main culprits for the muppet nose, but it does still look like it's literally changed shape.

Heather had so many nice comments on her video that she would have been better off spinning the ice cream as a reward than a sad day boost. Still retarded for weight loss but makes slightly more in-world sense.

No. 2103557

>>2103239
You mean to tell me that buying a brand new phone didn't magically fix your life!? Who could have ever seen that coming? Anyway, get ready for another round of "Im planning on returning to YouTube any day now" posts for months on end.

No. 2103571

>>2103553
man, if she did get pregnant her nose would truly become a muppet nose. i just know she'd get pregnancy nose. her feet would probably go up a few sizes too.

No. 2103595

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Poor Heather, too broken and depressed to eat healthy

No. 2103596

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Any “baby steps” she took were immediately reversed by all the sugar she sad binged yesterday

No. 2103602

File: 1743221510599.mp4 (6.29 MB, 720x1280, munchie-with-the-munchies.mp4)

Munchie update: Heather is now having "incredibly painful hip pains" and is treating it with collagen

No. 2103603

>>2103596
Go walk in some graveyards. Or around. What does she do physically besides clop around antique places or target? Move around, Heather.

No. 2103611

>>2103595
Does this bitch eat anything but brown? Every food picture is just brown, Even her ice cream is tan and boring. She eats the way Cecelia (from the old pro-ana scumbags threads) dresses kek

No. 2103614

>>2102974
I've watched Heather since her sparkle days and this return video felt…sad. She appears to be extremely socially isolated, awkward, depressed, lonely and paranoid. At least half of that video was about her "haters" and people that "tried to take everything away from her." Heather, it's been 6 years. Move on with your life. Live it for you. Stop being so obsessed with what others think of you. Stop making mountains out of molehills. If you can't handle a single tame comment suggesting you stop feeding into drama, maybe social media isn't the place for you.

No. 2103615

>>2103239
>look around for inspiration
i always know for a fact when she repeats over and over how she has "tons of ideas", she actually doesn't mean it at all. she has no creativity, inspiration or ideas to be found.
>>2103175
halloween nona! i was hoping you were still here. i'm so glad you never left/won't leave; you are 100% my favorite part of heather threads. you always bring the morale up around here. i look forward to seeing your posts (and costume ideas) when halloween is around the corner, really glad you're still here despite what heather has been giving us. i can't blame you at all for being overwhelmed by her stupidity. she has reached new lows, even for her
>>2103266
i love when this happens. a nona in the thread says "i'll give her a few days/a week" and then heather shows us all up and gives us a day. thanks heather!
>>2103596
sure thing, those healthy changes are happening right now. just like all of those upcoming youtube videos. where eventually her thin-skin will run her off youtube a second time
>>2103611
>Does this bitch eat anything but brown?
KEK. you're not wrong though, even those weird fruit juices she made for her and goober looked like slurry, and that last icecream cone looked so weird. that cameras really paying off for her
>>2103614
i agree nona, she needs therapy, a diary and the willpower to log off. she will never get better

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No. 2103648

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Guess she also kept going to the vending machine at work



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