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No. 2098831

AKA Heather Explores, Heather Sparkles

Previous Thread: >>2065128
Explanation of Heathertime: >>2059264
Thread #18 >>2045943
Thread #17 >>2027512
Thread #16 >>1938223


IG: @haunted_butterfly
@heather_explores (old account)
TT: @heather_explores
YT: heatherexplores19

Heather Steele is a 34-year-old former retro toy collector/Fairy Kei fashion Youtuber reincarnated as a self-proclaimed spooky Victorian summer goth nice girl on an eternal quest for the Ryan of her otherworldly dreams. Her persecution complex, constant negativity, obsession with her "influencer" status on social media, and frantic love-bombing behavior shows no signs of slowing down.

Last thread TLDR: In the last thread, Heather wanted to marry, have babies and move in with her new Ryan. She diagnosed herself with infertility and said she was too broken to work at Target. She had her eyes on a new warehouse job. She said she will start her Youtube Channel again and proclaimed she had withdrawals from gabapentin. She started and ended several diets. In her latest posts, she has her chest out again and is clearly prowling for a new relationship.

Last thread recap:
>>2065289 says the wedding is going to happen in 2025
>>2065294 says WannabeRyan aka Goober Peas shooter and her will move in together soon
>>2065299 thanks god for her relationship and health
>>2065335 one of her followers suggests she might be moving too fast and she hits them with this Moby Dick style response, speaking of how Goober is her soulmate
>>2065342 Facebook posts saying that anyone who isn't supportive of their relationship can fuck off
>>2065624 giving makeup tips how to smear on grey eyeshadow without mascara
>>2065916 more bed pics of her beau
>>2065927 more pics of them together, he looks like he is about to check out
>>2066001 nonna suggesting he would look better shaved, evidently he would not.
>>2066219 Heather calling WannabeRyan an old soul and calling herself a cougar
>>2066426 Heather looking at baby clothes, she diagnosed herself with infertility and is hoping for a miracle
>>2066432 wants to them her babies Eliza and Henry
>>2066616 reposts memes about World war
>>2066997 comments that she "made a man" of WannabeRyan
>>2067402 shopping for decoration for when her baby is born
>>2067456 trying a healthier lifestyle to battle her self diagnosed infertility
>>2067622 uses FaceApp to create images of her future children
>>2067651 blames high stress job for her issues and says that she doesn't have much time to become pregnant because she is old
>>2068055 feels emotional about the children pictures she created with AI
>>2068060 complains about being overweight and having nerve issues, set up to quit her job so Goober has to take over
>>2068064 starts the healthy eating cycle again
>>2068351 meanwhile GooberRyan is out metal detecting
>>2068411 looking for a wedding dress
>>2068659 now says she has a serious medical problem saying she needs to see a reproductive healthcare specialist
>>2068688 needs a scan to find out if "she has ovaries"
>>2069506 mourning her non existent child
>>2069706 video of GooberRyan aka WannabePrivateRyan talking
>>2070200 absorbing Ryan's personality and now caring about confederate images
>>2070554 Heather thinks that people saying Merry Christmas instead of happy holidays restores a sense of normalcy
>>2071075 Ryan looking more pensive and annoyed in the couple shots
>>2071321 Detective Heather thinks a skull was stolen out of a crypt and comes up with theories
>>2071331 more theories
>>2072300 says her biggest goal is a new job and Goober to move in with her, says life will be great once she shed the weight and fixed the infertility
>>2072371 thinks she needs permission to photograph a cemetery
>>2073381 rediscovers her ball jointed dolls
>>2075050 complains she is a permanent outsider and has no friends
>>2079323 says she has suffered with a medical condition all her life and it's the reason she is now "completely" infertile
>>2079573 hopes President Trump will make everything right
>>2079734 Heather buys her own birthday cake
>>2079868 Ryan goes to Walmart to buy her a candle, that's the only post he made about her birthday
>>2081294 now refers to him as HUBBY
>>2081366 more Pro trump sperging with her hubby
>>2082550 posts about how she doesn't want to separate two paintings in a wife/husband set but she has bad vibes about the husband
>>2082818 WannabePrivateRyan seeking a new job
>>2083034 Heather saying she is losing her job "for real", now has her eyes on a new job 40 min away
>>2083201 she will start her Etsy sales again (plot twist, she never followed up on it)
>>2083565 she is applying for a warehouse job although her Target display job is too exhausting
>>2083724 WannabeRyan's funny Freudian slip
>>2083758 Heather calling her hubby her little shit, sounding like mother/son
>>2084543 WannabeRyan's old Reddit post, he only had 1 relationship before Heather
>>2085086 Proud mother/son picture
>>2086076 revisiting her plant hobby
>>2086241 made some gross soup for her sick hubby
>>2086534 Heather wants to return to Youtube but claims her audience hates her
>>2086536 Goober was in the ER
>>2086566 Heather thought Goober was dying so she took more photos of him
>>2086846 proud that Goober put an orange peel on his head
>>2086858 treats him like a baby book
>>2086902 More baby book tier photos of Goober
>>2087606 thinks she gave mono to Goober because she had it 17 years ago
>>2087755 Nonnas tinfoil that she got it from kissing someone else
>>2088007 now looking for desk jobs
>>2088780 Goober connects with an old photo
>>2089468 lined up a screen call for a manufacture job she has 0 Xp for
>>2090008 now on steroids for a foot injury
>>2090709 more sperging about her YouTube channel and how she was cancelled years ago
>>2091881 discovered a civil war ancestor
>>2092102 evidence of skinwalking her boyfriend
>>2093459 claims steroid withdrawal syndrom
>>2093460 now blames the gabapentine she has been taking
>>2093473 Facebook post saying she doesn't need or want friends
>>2094335 more ancestor obsession
>>2095750 March, Heather has her tits out again and is on the prowl
>>2094956 talking about a tintype she bought like about a husbando
>>2095751 complains about human skull collecting but has taxidermy
>>2095956 reposted this horny furry
>>2096488 seeking advice how to restart her YT channel
>>2096757 wants to buy 1800s dresses
>>2097475 using her old camera lens again
>>2098215 looking for jobs for people with 1 blind eye (for Goober)
>>2098741 tits are out again, we have come full cycle and Heather is bored of Goober

No. 2098833

All the Ryans in order:
>Ryan 1: Motivational Youtuber. Heather latched onto him and he apparently tried to help the dysfunctional couple by suggesting Heather seek therapy. Eventually they both threw him to the dogs.
>Ryan 2: Ryan Z. Urbex’er whom Heather latched onto and physically stalked several times by using other people for rides. Met up again Oct 2019, Heather posted some cutesy things, and in less than a day those posts were removed and she put him on blast.
>Ryan 3: Short-lived gamer boy met through Tinder.
>Damian: On-off Urbex boyfriend. Eventually put him on blast after their 500th breakup.
>Ryan 4: Craig. Graveyard photographer Heather briefly dated, but they appear to still be friends.
>Ryan 5: Clay. Ex-boyfriend who broke up with her because she was negative. Tried to lure him back by being negative on her instagram stories.
>Ryan 6: ChaseRyan. Dated for like 2 weeks LDR and were supposed to meet IRL but he changed his mind after he realised she’s batshit.
>Ryan 7: Femryan. Stated dating the second time they met irl. After multiple breakups, Heather decided to end things for good because he wanted to go to a party on Halloween instead of going to the cemetery like all of their other dates.
>Ryan 8: ChaseRyan round 2. They finally met in person but he was also seeing someone else and ultimately chose her instead.
>Ryan 9: CharmRyan/GhostRyan. He got the measure of Hag pretty quick, and confessed to ghosting her cause she was still using Tinder and living her life on social media.
>Ryan 10: BomberRyan, which sparked and fizzled within a week. >>1186214
>Ryan 11: OldRyan, ryanectomy performed in less than 48 hours of this one being on the scene.
>Ryan 12: Revengeryan / Ryanhumrevenge -@Rumhamrevenge, older alt photographer who's been hanging out with Heather. Not a true ryan because he's not a spoopy boy she wants to fuck, but comes in and out of the picture like the other ryans. Their relationship is weird and they've shared hotel rooms, but Heather doesn’t think he's a keeper for some reason. >>1288115, >>1288582, >>1289256
>Ryan 13: PapeRyan. An old friend who she lost touch with ‘because of muh stalkers’. 13, unlucky for some, certainly unlucky for him. It seemed like she had finally found a decent match but it lasted mere weeks, Hag blaming their break up on his religious beliefs.
>Ryan 14: BloodRyan aka Lurch. Heather met her match with this one- just as impulsive, insane, childish and melodramatic as she is. He promised the world, but after she quit her job and moved cities to be with him, he booted her out of his home after only a week…is he to blame? Is she? Heather claims the split was due to her plant collecting hobby, which Lurch was jealous of.
>Ryan 15: BrianRyan aka BRyan. After an initial pre-Christmas date, Hag was sneaking pics and declaring love for this new Ryan. Off-the-peg forest and sigil tattoos, painted nails, thinning hair and 2012 piercings. Heather refers to him as a "psycho" and claims she was too caught up in physical attraction to recognize his "toxic behavior."
>Ryan 16: ClockRyan. A resident of Long Island who she met over an app when he was visiting her area. She fell immediately in "love" and followed him back home, visiting NY with him over a weekend. He broke it off after about a week, apparently due to getting back with his ex.
>Ryan 17: BabyRyan. Met him on some dating app and he lived 2 hours away. Calls him her "baby boy." Dates him for a few weeks at most and manages to pull off a pregnancy scare in that time. BabyRyan breaks it off in response to the "accidental" scare.
>Ryan 18: AxeRyan. Heather matched with him on an app a year ago and forgot about him. She then matched with him again but offline about a month ago by attending the same spooky paranormal convention. He's a "Certified Paranormal Investigator" and is completely smitten by our summer goth princess.
>Ryan 19: DeadEyesRyan. 36 year old history teacher. Met on a dating app. Dated for 6 months and shortly got engaged until he breaks things off, likely because he couldn't handle the consequences of Heather's online activity. Alleged racist and creep.
>Ryan 20: Mysterious PoxRyan, gave Heather blisters in her mouth, tinfoil it was Rextyoung aka OG BabyRyan?
>Ryan 21: WannabePrivateRyan, aka PrivateRyan, aka Goober Peas Ryan aka Blind Ryan, real name Ethan, freshly turned 22 years old forklift driver, this half blind Ryan is a military cosplayer CIVIL WAR (hi nonna) autist who got turned down when he tried to enlist and whose personality is currently being cannibalized by Heather

No. 2098845

>>2098727
All I can see is processed food.

No. 2098846

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>>2098831
The baby voice is back

No. 2098851

>>2098846
>hello new (male?) followers I just wanted to show you my fat tiddie cleavage just so you know I still got it uwu

No. 2098852

>>2098846
Tuna slater boobies

No. 2098862

>>2098846
what Currier & Ives lithograph is this?

No. 2098871

>>2098742
She was vegan, yes. She claims that she lost a bunch of weight on a vegan diet previously, so she'd bring it up periodically as her foolproof method to "get healthy again." Usually it would go like this: insta stories about her vegan grocery haul, stories showcasing some deeply unappetizing slop she cooked with it and bragging about what incredible wifey material she is, then two days later a bunch of stories of her binging Sheetz in her car. Heather loves a good cycle. As soon as Goobs entered the picture she started posting pictures of cooking meat and eating meat though so clearly anything he does automatically overrides prior decisions she's made for herself. I'm sure she'd make some excuse about her CATASTROPHICALLY LOW IRON LEVELS or something to explain the switch though. any nonas who have switched diets for a reason like that don't come at me, I'm making fun of her constant histrionics, not your anemia

No. 2098896

>>2098871
You’re good bby you’re valid

No. 2098906

>>2098846
>new content
sure heather. she has "so many ideas", like how she's gonna swoop in on the next ryan

No. 2098924

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Great job it looks much better now!

No. 2098928

>>2098924
She looks exactly the same. Aside from one time, she always leaves this bitch's chair looking exactly the same as when she walked in.

No. 2098947

>>2098928
Well tbf it looks like she only touched up the roots.

No. 2098957

>>2098924
I laughed out loud at this, her face and eyes are just utterly devoid of any thought. She has the same stare as some shitty little toy dog.

No. 2098959

What do you guys think Heathers next phase will be after she breaks up with PrivateRyan?

No. 2098997

>>2098871
I've been 99% vegetarian for years and just got iron infusions, because no one can tell me meat is actually good enough, especially heather's date night food pics from their fav sub par burger restaurant >>2057631 (I wish I screen shot the last pic the day before she did her healthy grocery shopping). /vom

/blog(blogposting/learn2integrate)

No. 2099015

>>2098947
why doesn’t she just let her hair be its natural color? especially since she won’t dye her eyebrows or wear mascara

No. 2099017

>>2098924
The saint germain lipstick and the plum blush with the cool black hair and her warm blonde eyebrows. At least she ditched the grey money pieces

No. 2099026

>>2098959
whatever the next unfortunate ryan's interests are. she has to collect all of their hobbies as an excuse for her to consoom to fill the empty void. i hate how inauthentic she is. that she can't even find a hobby, it’s sad she needs to absorb whatever is the interest of every scrote she dates. Like how when she wanted a guy who liked dungeonsynth and kept posting “who wants a dungeonsynth girlfriend?”. It's so blatant and it's fucking creepy, she must be really empty inside no doubt
>>2098997
heathers veganism is fleeting just like everything about her. it's a phase she goes through, it's inconsistent because the only consistent in her life is behaving like a parasite. i feel like she’s been on-and-off it for so long but she's almost always off it. i don't understand her reasoning for pretending like she's vegan in the first place, it feels like some weird larp like everything else she does. people who firmly stay vegan/vegetarian for years have real reasons for it that they are able to be consistent about because of the real convictions & reasoning behind it… which heather genuinely could never. there is nothing behind her blank stare. her life revolves around ryans and her victim-complex, she goes through phases like the weather because she has zero sense of self, there is absolutely no identity to be seen.
>>2098871
>then two days later a bunch of stories of her binging Sheetz in her car. Heather loves a good cycle.
exactly this, she can't be consistent with it at all. it's like how she's claiming that ""content"" is coming soon, or that she's getting her etsy shop going and she's also going to make youtube videos again but she can't because the world is against her and she's been cancelled for liking antiques, kek. always with the cycles
>>2099015
this is what i'd like to see at this point. going back to her natural color and a hairstyle change that suits her better. i believe she could benefit from more volume in her hair. it always looks way too limp and unflattering. i also think she needs some type of fringe (but not like the old bangs she had), the middle part isn't doing her any favors imo.

No. 2099034

>>2098846
how fat is she now? she's got fucking jowls.

No. 2099066

>>2099034
Since she's so short I'm imagining a perfect sphere.

No. 2099099

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I think I figured out who she looks like to me: Tobias Fünke

No. 2099139

>>2099099
My family will bill you for my funeral cost nonna

No. 2099155

>>2098846
She is absolutely getting bored of Stolen Valor Ryan with this thirst trap kek. Wonder how he feels about since he was calling women whores on social media.

No. 2099321

>>2099099
Spot on nonna. kek. You just know if her and stolevalorryan did have kids they'd look just like this.

No. 2099436

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I actually snorted. Okay girl.

No. 2099445

>>2099436
What do you want to bet he doesn't give a shit (if this is even true)? She probably just wants him to see her as desirable, he may be starting to pull away, so Heather is once again overblowing or confabulating a situation.

No. 2099455

>>2099436
KEK yeah I’m sure all the spooky boys love her long boob thirst traps. I think she’s still fishing for a new Ryan. I think it’s so funny that she sees herself as this extremely hot woman when she’s a homely 2/10 with crab stalk eyes and a waddle

No. 2099463

>>2099436
kek is she so bored that she has to manufacture a thirst trap? sheesh shes really tired of stolenvaloryan, when his worst crime so far is being a boring weird confederate history nerd and cant be the breadwinner so still has to work. hes not even cheating on her lmao

No. 2099475

>>2099445
This is definitely an attempt to show him that's she's desirable and "has options." Guess he isn't paying as much attention as she wants.

No. 2099531

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>I miss who I was three years ago

No. 2099533

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>>2099531
Meanwhile, I took a casual glance back at the thread from three years ago and this was kind of shit she was posting.

No. 2099652

>>2099533
Poor, long-suffering Hag. Never change kek

No. 2099803

>>2099533
imagine looking at an old photo where you looked cute and not thinking “hey, I should drop some weight and go back to wearing mascara and eyeliner, that worked for me” but instead bemoaning your doom like you had been cursed by the Wizard of Ug

No. 2099840

>>2099803
that's the definition of letting oneself go. she thinks it's impossible to regain what she had even though all it would take is to lose pounds and do basic skincare/make up, get decent glasses and find a hair color that suits her features better but she is too lazy so it's easier to glamorize the past

No. 2099929

>>2099533
> two years ago I was so much more interesting
The amazing thing about this is that she's already forgotten it and repeated these sentiments at yearly intervals ever since. It's like there's a hamster wheel driving her brain.

No. 2100088

>>2099929
To me it reveals how low her self esteem is. She doesn't seem to think highly of her current self regardless of when "current" is. Idk why she idealizes her past selfs though.

No. 2100089

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Oh she’s trying to get a rise out of goob for sure, now she’s toying with the idea of OF. I’m sure homeschooled Christian “women are whores” retard hates slutty women even though he probably beats off to them.

No. 2100100

>>2100089
Lmao, 1) she's never been as mainstream attractive as this woman, and 2) the clip is of the model meeting a weird old dude who creepily comments on how soft her hands are?? How is that appealing? I get that he's spent a lot but it's actually kind of a skin-crawling indictment of being successful on OF.

No. 2100106

>>2100100
She’s so delusional she probably thinks she’s hotter than this woman and compares herself to her because of the glasses. To be so delusional your big bird ass thinks she looks like that..

No. 2100118

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This is what, the third day this week?

No. 2100120

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Count your days privateryan, Heather loses that crazy new relationship energy and needs to fill the void

No. 2100124

I don't follow her on socials, I only get what's posted here so maybe I'm wrong but it seems she doesn't talk about marriage and kids anymore. To me that's the biggest sign that she's ready to end things.

No. 2100129

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>So you mean to tell me that I am crying myself to sleep every day trying to be good enough for a corporation, and there are girls that just get to be beautiful and not have gross hands from work, and they just get to be skinny and attractive because they're not constantly stress eating because they are trying to cope with life and men give them money and that's their career.
>Why did I get into that whenever I was young and skinny and pretty and. I'm so pissed. Life just isn't fair
>I mean, I respect the hustle. I really do. I'm just like, if I could redo my life… But no, I had to be a good honest woman.

No. 2100138

>>2100129
Once again blaming everyone but herself. Heather most people have jobs and many are disciplined to still go to the gym and not stress eat. Maybe instead of walking around a cemetery go take a fitness class

No. 2100140

>>2100124
I don't think she's posted about her upcoming wedding (lol) in months.
>>2100129
> gross hands from work
hahaha someone needs to armchair this one. Out of everything why does she obsess about what her "work" does to her hands?

No. 2100143

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Heather's got the sads, time to binge eat and shop compulsively for that ONE THING that will enable her to become the beautiful, creative person she knows she can be

No. 2100144

>>2100129
Same as guys who say ohhh man I could've been a badass buff dude getting laid and being king of the football team!!

You did none of that, because you have zero discipline. You worked at Target, you didn't grind through college or grind through work without college. Many who do neither are very creative still and just don't have financially viable talents. You fucked half the men in PA, that's how you spent your youth.

People who cry about youth annoy me, you're in your 30s get over it people do cool stuff well into their 60s you just have no work ethic(sage your shit)

No. 2100152

>>2100143
>Has an iPhone Pro MAX
>Upgrades.
She is such a fucking consoomer, holy shit.

No. 2100158

>>2100129
It's insane how she's SO JUDGEMENTAL of these women even while she wishes she could be them. Like oh darn, I could have been sooooo successful and had such an easy life if only I had become a LAZY WHORE but I just HAD to be a GOOD, HONEST WOMAN. Extremely weird and off-putting.

No. 2100160

>>2100158
Remember the evil imaginary e girls she concocted that were trying to steal away one of the Ryans? It’s another excuse to hate on women. Poor Heather has to work at the oil rig while these whores get to get paid for being pretty and skinny.

No. 2100167

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Weight loss begins tomorrow.

No. 2100168

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So they’re still trying for a baby I guess

No. 2100169

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>>2100118
This is such ALR logic. "I'm sad and fat, better eat a whole Ben and Jerry!"
>>2100129
>"Why didn't I get into that whenever I was young and skinny and pretty".
No, Heather used to get naked for men FOR FREE. Picrelated.
>>2100140
I've been assuming it's related to that tradwife/sugarbaby meme that's like "my hands look like this so her hands can look like that".

No. 2100179

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>>2100129
This is such a fence-sitting take. It's like she's hoping either men will encourage her to pursue OF anyway and validate her body, or she's hoping men (or anyone) will congratulate her for being "good and honest" and give her validation for her life situation.

No. 2100188

Are we maybe going to see the first true instance of Heather dumping someone, rather than being the dumpee?
Ik she's tried to spin in the past but at best she's only gone for painting it as being mutual. You know she'd have popped off self rightoeusly if she actually wanted to split with any of the archival Ryans.
She might actually dump this one, the bpd is not being saited and he is steadily too dumb to even notice her bait let alone rise to it.
The madwoman is gonna do it. And he will pause his xbox to read the text and shrug kek. Choo choo!

No. 2100206

>>2100140
Her hands are probably fat and calous because dumb bitch doesnt know you can workout and exforliate your hands.
She needs to stop eyefucking herself and eating in her free time and work on getting fit. The obesity arc gonna be crazy.

No. 2100232

>>2100168
Imagine working at an ice cream shop in the off season and your only customer is this toad who waddles up to the shop after she’s clearly been sobbing in her car for hours.

No. 2100240

>>2100129
If she did whore herself out she would have ended up like shayna. She was not pretty enough to make it as a OF model. Its honestly pathetic that she wishes she could have been an onlyfans thot and not a doctor or lawyer or something thats not incredibly lame and disgusting. Like damn how much of a loser you have to be you have maladaptive daydreams about wishing you sould your asshole on the internet? i cant stand women like these.

No. 2100294

>>2100188
>>2100160
>>2100158
Well she's right, e-whores and their simps are disgusting people and should be made to face the wall, but it doesn't change the fact Heather is a massive whore too. She's not a 'good' or 'honest' woman she's literally a bpdemon and the town bike. She would absolutely be selling pics of her asshole on the internet too if she wasn't built like a brick.(a-logging)

No. 2100329

>>2100240
Exactly. She needs to take a look at Shayna's thread, who chose that "easy" path and has nothing to show for it, tweeting about how suicidal she is and how much her life sucks. Heather is retarded and lazy and just wants to live life on easy mode where she doesn't have to do anything other than consoom. Her constant woe is me shit is so fucking tiring.

No. 2100383

>>2100168
Kek do a fucking sit up instead of driving 30 minutes to get ice cream everyday. She's probably what, 40 some pounds overweight? This is something a morbidly obese person would post. Nonnies are right. She needs a new Ryan to be able to feel something again.

No. 2100390

>>2100138
Not only that, some people have incredibly high stress jobs that still make time to work out and who don’t stress eat. making time is the key. It’s work ethic and their mentality. Sure it might be difficult to get into the habit, but it’s possible. She just doesn’t want to put in the hard work.

No. 2100397

>>2100294
Good point, she's been posting lingerie/cleavage pics, freely sending nudes around to people she's not even into like Rumham and sleeping with every dude who will agree to a first date for as long as she's been documented. She just did it for free, lmao.

No. 2100409

>>2099533
>>2100089
>>2100118
>>2100120
>>2100129
every fucking time she looks into the pat, and sees a conventionally pretty woman on social media she breaks down and cries and whines like a teenager. she has strong insecurity issues and blames everyone but herself for it. dumb bitch quits her job then cries about it online. she would have a better work ethic if she wasnt invested offering her pussy to guys and mentally wearing them out. she relies waaay too much on men.

No. 2100481

>>2100409
Did she ever actually say she quit? She vaguely alluded to being about to lose her job, but she didn't explicitly say she quit or was fired, just that she was looking for new work. She was in there shopping a couple weeks ago.

No. 2100507

>>2100129
Hey hag remember when(ever) you were so excited to get your "dream job" at target? Because I do. Don't try and act like you were duped into some awful job situation. You were over the moon to get this job and posted many times about how much you loved it.

I think she's bored and depressed because he's not living with her. That's what she wants more than anything, to be attached at the hip with her Ryan of the month 24/7. She went so far as to get permission from her landlord for goober to move in, so why hasn't he? Because his job is too far to commute from her place or what?

No. 2100523

>>2100118
the ice cream shop sells small servings, nobody has to get the megajumbo three flavors in a waffle cone, especially if they’re trying to lose weight

No. 2100524

>>2100129
when she was in her twenties, wasn’t she married to someone who paid the bills? my recollection is that she wasn’t working back then?

No. 2100555

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>>2095956
>>2100179
She better not reproduce with Goober peas because their child will just be picrel

No. 2100566

>>2100507
I love that she went through with asking her landlord if goob could move in like 3-4 months ago and he hasn’t. Her existence is just phone, buying shit, flavor of the month Ryan, and ice cream.
>>2100524
Yes she was married and he paid her bills and she cheated on him. He was cow ish too but now he’s married to a younger way hotter woman and that must kill Heather lmao

No. 2100584

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Just when you think she can’t get more pathetic

No. 2100585

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No. 2100587

>>2100585
Lmao no wonder she doesn’t talk about politics she’s so stupid. She knows nothing about her new identity as a republican. Her president is cutting medical benefits to poor people and getting rid of the department of education but ok let’s randomly defend Tesla owners Kek. Love that this is what finally got her to talk about it, maybe a Ryan with a Tesla caught her attention

No. 2100589

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This is fucking bold coming from her

No. 2100590

>>2100523
If she spent less on the ice cream than she did on the gas cost of driving there, that would make no financial sense nonna.
Hagonomics

No. 2100596

File: 1742355956299.jpeg (1.04 MB, 828x1469, IMG_7957.jpeg)

>>2100383
>>2100590
Someone more autistic then me can do the math

No. 2100601

>>2100584
>>2100585
>lower class person defending rich people
Does Heather know that the people she defends hate her? Especially the billionaires?

No. 2100603

>>2100596
Heather drives 1.5 hours round trip multiple times a week to get this ice cream. This is insanity. Imagine if she spent all those hours not eating ice cream and working out

No. 2100607

>>2100152
even with the trade in rebate, she blew like 1500 bucks on that new 16 (which likely is the pro max too with the most storage, because what else would she get)
>>2100129
e-girl heather arc would be hilarious. move over shatna and moo, there's a new hot mess in town. but we all know it will never happen

No. 2100611

>>2100584
>>2100585
>work hard
Kek, as if most of these people even worked a day in their life, but Heather would know, she is a very hard working woman and very close to owning an expensive bullshit car herself.

>when one side consistently attacks people

I don't know what she thinks "her" side is doing, but it's exactly that and the consequences go far beyond one or two burning Tesla

>>2100601
No money, a woman, no children, not married, yes, she doesn't know. But many stupid people admire billionaires and would defend them without hesitation.

No. 2100645

>>2100585
>>2100584
Heather is clusterbee they don't have any genuine political convictions. Everyone waiting for her Nazi arc is retarded.

No. 2100676

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why does she always press her tongue against her teeth

No. 2100694

>>2100603
>>2100596
I don't understand why someone would do this, instead of just go to the grocery store and buy ice cream to eat at home. Is it because she wants the photo for insta? Aren't there ice cream place she could go that are closer? Nothing she does makes sense.

No. 2100695

>>2100589
Already deleted her maga rants. God she’s an idiot.

No. 2100701

>>2100607
She probably got it on contract like most people?

No. 2100703

>>2100584
>>2100585
>>2100589
The absolute hypocrisy coming from someone who claimed for YEARS that she was bi…how the fuck can you align yourself with the very people who HATE the lgbtqia+ community, and then criticize the other side for not being more kind and looking out for everyone. Go to hell, Heather.

No. 2100705

>>2100676 bad overbite. Tongue too big for jaw/mouth

No. 2100708

>>2100701
NTA, but in the end, you're still paying for something I assume that was already paid off or close to being paid off. I SERIOUSLY cannot fanthom upgrading a phone that was already great for video creation. A sane person (esp if they are in debt) would use the items she has now make content then use the funds she earned from that content to upgrade.

No. 2100714

>>2100703
She's only lgbHGTV+ when she's pining for a Ryan who runs with that crowd

No. 2100715

>>2100703
I mean there's actual gay MAGA people. No o don't get it either.

No. 2100717

>>2100703
because the bi thing was to appear attractive to guys. nlit never was that deep for her.

No. 2100745

>>2100705
I was about to say you're being dramatic by claiming her tongue is too big for her mouth and she just does this because she thinks it looks cute, but actually… she does have that weird lisp too…
You might be onto something, nona.

No. 2100765

>>2100603
>>2100596
This bitch is retarded. 1.5 on gas, probably like $7-$15 on icecream depending… it doesnt make sense for someone on a budget who is trying to lose weight to drive that far for expensive creamery ice cream. A tub would atleast last her 2-3 days and it would cost $5 roughly. Just straight retarded.

No. 2100781

>>2100676
The head tilt is back! Everything she does is a signal, I wonder if this one is part of a new pattern of making Goober Ryan jealous or baiting a new ryan altogether.
She looks like someone strapped a RealDoll™ into a car though

No. 2100790

>>2100765
But let's be honest, she isn't on a budget, she is in dept, but she never said that she really tries to watch her finances or wants to get rid of her dept. For an adult woman in her 30s with very limited financial possibilities, she is very irresponsible, but it's just how she is, she rawdogs random guys, how stupid can one person be?

Would be nice if any nonna could test that icecream to see if it's really worth the money and the drive.

No. 2100807

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>>2098871
She lives to consoom. Doesn’t matter if she’s in deep debt buying things and Ryans are the only thing that fills the void of her empty soul

No. 2100862

>>2100807
i wish she would put some eyeliner on those butthole eyes(sage your shit)

No. 2100879

>>2100807
Shes so stupid. Androids are better for content creation since the cameras are higher quality. But of course she got an iphone. Kek

No. 2100883

>>2100790
Ayrt. Youre right. But she has talked about saving money. So its definetly a budgeting type situation. Bust still youre valid because she is so stupid with her health in all aspect, why should we be surprised? Kek
Nooo nona, nobody needs to go check that ice cream out because no ice cream is good enough to risk your health, happiness and future on.

No. 2100892

File: 1742432839831.jpeg (315.36 KB, 1284x2282, tits.jpeg)

PRAY FOR HEATHER

No. 2100941

>>2100892
Really putting the girls out front and center again lately

No. 2100947

>>2100892
>i got winded after 15 steps, i am at death's door

No. 2100952

>>2100941
This means her ryan of the month isnt giving her enough attention and she has to mildly thirst-bait post so moids "slide in her DMs" or whatever. Then she gets to go up to goober-peas and be like "omg these men know i have a man in my life and still try with me, they have no shame." Making herself look more desirable to her retarded moid and also playing the good girl card. Lmfao

No. 2100956

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>>2100941
Another boob shot from today

No. 2100964

>>2100956
Taking thirst-bait selfies on the couch, aka HORRIFICALLY ILL.

No. 2100974

>>2100956
her dark hair really looks so awful. it accentuates how thin her hair is.

No. 2100994

>>2100974
Anons used to clown about her blonde hair but it suited her way better.

No. 2100995

>>2100956
She's already getting bored of Goober Ryan, he treats her too well so she doesn't have enough things to complain about anymore. That's why she keeps crying about how fat she is instead lately. Her bpd ass is going to make up some arbitrary reason to cheat on and dump him any day now.

No. 2101000

>>2100703
>lgbtqia+
LGB is enough… Or you forgot 2s and MAP.

No. 2101024

File: 1742481621597.png (7.81 MB, 1179x2556, IMG_9786.png)

Holy shit she has so much fucking garbage. Also with the new iPhone camera we will probably see only edited selfies here on out Kek she could make herself look better with a shitty camera but now we can see what she really looks like

No. 2101036

>>2100952
This exactly. She's the most predictable person I've ever not met in my life

>>2101000
…k

No. 2101037

>>2101024
Sure, Heather, but the picture still looks like shit. Her room must have that funky junk store/antique store smell now. Very sexy atmosphere.

No. 2101040

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>>2100995
>>2101036
He's going out digging his holes next week, I would guess she's not coming.

No. 2101041

>>2100956
Does her new phone come with filters or something? This is the most face blur she's had and she still looks like a whale

No. 2101049

>>2100807
>>2100892
>>2100956
Black hair makes it disturbingly easy to imagine her with no hair at all. And she actually looks like she has alopecia, and this is her first attempt at wearing a wig.

No. 2101050

>>2101024
Multiple ouija boards (manufactured by Hasbro)? Queen of the mall goths right here bby

No. 2101055

>>2101040
She finally landed a man who talk to those nasty ethots or socially pick up on how insane she is. He digs holes for fun and hangs out at her house when he's not working. Kek still not good enough for our queen. I know he's autistic but what the fuck does she want from a man at this point.

No. 2101071

>>2100974
>>2100994
I used to want her go black just to have some new “milk” kek I thought there was a new personality for her to larp coming up but she got stuck in Gettysburg.

No. 2101074

>>2101055
She wants a man who will never annoy her, even minimally, who will never disagree or want to do anything himself, only what Heather wants at all times. She doesn't want a real person, she wants a robot. Actually even then she would probably get bored due to no excitement. It's the honeymoon period, new relationship energy she craves, she has no idea what to do after that which is strange because she was married for years.

No. 2101105

>>2101055
Honestly this is as good as it's going to get for her. I don't have a very high opinion of moids and this ryan is too young and more than slightly retarded, but heather brings absolutely nothing to the table either. She's not that cute, she's gaining weight fast and refuses to change that, she hoards overpriced junk, thinks she's too good for regular hobbies like reading or even watching TV, is deep into credit card debt, paranoid and a BPDemon, has a history of cheating and STDs? She isn't going to suddenly attract a moid who is going to step up and take care of her, pay off all her debt, make her hands pretty (kek), etc. She'd be best off learning to be alone and getting her shit together before trying to date again tbh, but it'll never happen.

No. 2101135

>>2101055
She wants to be living together within a month of meeting, married by 6 months and a baby by 15 months. If he's not living with her by now and spending all of his time by her side she's unhappy and ready to move on and restart her predictable af cycle.

No. 2101143

>>2101074
heather needs a dildo and needs to stop pretending theres a man out there for her because she cannot handle normal relationships with disagreements ranging from hobbies, food cuisine to politics.

No. 2101144

>>2101135
I feel like it’s more like she wants to live together, marriage and babies in the first month or two and then gets bored of the fantasy after that

No. 2101145

>>2101135
I feel like it’s more like she wants to live together, marriage and babies in the first month or two and then gets bored of the fantasy after that

No. 2101175

File: 1742517082317.png (Spoiler Image,2.55 MB, 1179x2556, IMG_9820.png)

>sorry guys I’m just laying down because I’m so tired
With her boobs hiked up to her neck. Ryan search continues.

No. 2101179

>>2101175
Forget tinder, it's time for bbw

No. 2101225

File: 1742528429945.mp4 (8.12 MB, 828x1528, ScreenRecording_03-20-2025 18-…)

Broken fucking record

No. 2101235

File: 1742530956395.mp4 (6.53 MB, 828x1380, RPReplay_Final1742516410 2.mp4)

And she’s just going to have to keep seething because we know she won’t. How many times has she claimed she’s coming back to YouTube?

No. 2101286

>>2101235
So she’s claiming the way she’s going to have her dream life is by way of…buying a new phone? She admits to just doom scrolling and watching everyone else “live” life (influencers filming key intentional things to look like they have a picture perfect life)….so she got a new tool to doom scroll with. The age of your phone was NOT the thing stopping you from embracing reality Hags, it’s you.

No. 2101289

>>2101175
Do you guys think her pet 'Sperg is too autistic to realize she's actually bored of him already?

No. 2101342

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>>2101235
The thumbnail looks like picrel

No. 2101366

>>2101225
>>2101235
I don't know, somehow the video quality looks worse than before, but mostly not very much improved. She really knows how to get into more dept. And wow, she has gotten fat, her boobs got twice as big than before and that's all fat. I only noticed it because she showed her cleavage so many times by now…

No. 2101386

>>2101235
Finally, this [purchased item] will be the thing that unlocks her creativity and allows Heather to shine!
She's still gonna be doing this at 60 isn't she

No. 2101391

>>2101386
Honestly don't know how she is going to afford to keep doing this into 60. She's going to shop herself homeless. She still never even unloaded the first hoard.

No. 2101402

>>2101391
and she doesn't have any education or ambition to build a career for herself. Her hobby could provide her lifestyle, but she is lazy, wilfully uneducated und can't stick to anything. Not to one Ryan, her instagram stuff, youtube, an online shop and I'm still waiting for her to start sewing.

No. 2101417

>>2101289
of course he

it’s funny to me because his massive tism that makes him not understand or care about any of her BPD scheming is the only reason this lasted this long but it’s now also driving her away because BPDs need conflict and the prospect of actually just chilling and digging holes forever without a source of constant breakup/makeup drama is making her antsy

No. 2101418

>>2101235
So temped to go back and count how many times she's said that she's coming back to YouTube

No. 2101451

File: 1742595304726.mp4 (4.68 MB, 1280x672, agpod.mp4)

From Ethan's instagram. I wonder if it embarrasses her that he has a better social/hobby life than she does while she's just dicking around alone in graveyards, eating, and making empty promises at her brand new phone. She seriously should just get some fucking friends, but she already burned bridges by telling everyone on facebook that she just wants to be left alone.

No. 2101453

>>2101451
I think it’s telling that she’s completely stopped leaving those weird gushy mom moments on all of his Instagram posts like she used to

No. 2101541

File: 1742619796383.png (2.5 MB, 828x1792, IMG_8007.png)

Heather called 911 and went to the hospital because she had a migraine

No. 2101542

>>2101541
the munchie antics never end…

No. 2101546

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No. 2101548

File: 1742620840672.mp4 (6.21 MB, 288x480, Video 9.mp4)

>>2101546
She’s so fucking dramatic, crying over how she thought she was going to die. Goober really hasn’t been giving her enough attention has he

No. 2101550

>>2101548
> getting my affairs in order
> thinking I'm going to die
> [voice cracks, starts crying]
I hate the munchie arc so much

No. 2101551

File: 1742621898047.mp4 (18.77 MB, 828x1360, RPReplay_Final1742621118.mp4)

Once again claiming she’s going to go vegan like a broken record. Also that the hospital was fun and better then doom scrolling, so we can expect to see more hospital visits in the future now that she’s got a taste for the attention

No. 2101552

>>2101541
He’s not with her now or she would have posted him, she’s clearly alone. So goob picked her up from the hospital then had to jet back home to mom and dad’s Kek. Doesn’t he have a digging trip this weekend? Tinfoil but could she be trying to sabotage it and get attention from him because he will be out digging all weekend??

No. 2101562

>>2101552
>Tinfoil but could she be trying to sabotage it and get attention from him because he will be out digging all weekend??
that was literally my first exact thought when i saw this. i absolutely believe this is perfectly timed with goober going digging. i'm willing to believe her fragile ego has been insulted by the fact that her tard finds digging holes more interesting than her, since she can't imagine what having real interests or hobbies is like. she doesn't know what dedication to a hobby means, and she is devoid of any substance. i don't find it coincidental that she stopped larping autism after she started dating him kek. Imagine you’re heather and being faced with someone with actual hobbies. she can't wrap her head around someone having a life outside of her own narcissism. i also think she probably knows that if she had the opportunity to cheat while he’s away, she would. what a sad and pathetic cry for help
>>2101550
>I hate the munchie arc so much
the munchie arc has made the thread borderline unbearable when it used to be more lighthearted and fun. i haven’t watched the videos because i’m not in the mood hearing her ramble on for minutes acting like she’s on deaths doorstep. it's irritating watching her perhaps finally realize (maybe i'm giving her too much credit, but on some level maybe) how empty she truly is that she's now resorting to this bullshit. she’s always looking to find more excuses to sit on her ass and do nothing. any excuse she can find to prolong making """content""", anything to make people feel sorry for her and coddle her victim complex. she’ll resort to some of the most pathetic measures in order to have any scrote to run in her direction to give her the constant validation and attention she desperately searches for once she realizes a boyfriend won't fix her problems. she’s been obviously fishing for DMs from newer potential ryans, she really won't ever learn and i think she's the type of person whose personality will only get worse as time goes on. she bought a new phone so she could use social media as a diary the same way she used her previous phone.

No. 2101584

>>2101546
>Five times diarrhea
>Low potassium
She's in her thirties, she needs to act like it. Not to armchair but it sounds like her stomach cant handle her diet and she has poor nutrition. Eating ice cream from the city four times a week and sheetz fried food doesn't cut it at this point. This dumbass doesn't know what vitamins or electrolytes are even with her vegan past. And going vegan won't help, she needs a balanced diet but hurr durr that's too much brain power to figure out compared to not eating dairy or meat.

No. 2101600

>>2101546
The way she pans down to the little bandage where she had her IV placed for just some fluids is crushing my lungs right now. Heather you were given the same stuff you can order home for a hangover, you’re dehydrated, gaining weight, eating a fucktonne of sugar, clearly driving most places, probably have a shit diet outside of the sugar binges, you are simply an unhealthy individual but you are not sick. Veganism isn’t going to magically cure her malnutrition, if anything its going to make it worse because shes too retarded to understand how dietary needs work and CICO doesn’t mean anything for your health besides weight if you don’t pay attention to what you eat, not just how much. Shes going to cycle the same bullshit symptoms no matter her weight because she has a gradeschool level understanding of nutrition (and the world at large)

No. 2101614

>>2101235
kids can come up with a better excuse for wanting a new phone better than her. holy shit just get off your phone

No. 2101648

>>2101546
i’m sure experiencing a first time ocular migraine for someone who doesn’t get migraines is scary and i would have more empathy for anyone other than heather. but wtf does she mean she’s “prone” to retinal detachment. she says herself the doctor had to explain to her what it would look like, so she can’t have experienced it before. does she mean she has retinal thinning/lattice degeneration? this munchie arc is the worst.

No. 2101651

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She’s carrying on today despite her ER visit and goob out digging holes.

No. 2101655

wasn't it only last year that she was talking about getting back into content creation with her BJD collection because her deadeyes!Ryan said she looked so happy with her dolls?(sage your shit)

No. 2101660

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Did a vibe check on goob’s Facebook and apparently he’s a weather geek. He posted like 15 tornado images. Heather has not liked any of his posts in a while. She’s getting bored but also it would be funny if she became a weather nerd/storm chaser. Anything but the munch arc, please!

No. 2101671

>>2101648
are we sure she had a real ocular/retinal migraine and not just one with aura which is sometimes called an optical or visual migraine? retinal migraines are extremely rare.

No. 2101673

>>2101660
sure she is bored, he has way more different interests than she does and he is more passionate about them. Guess her biggest problem is, that she isn't his main and only interest and that he has a life outside of her.

No. 2101675

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>>2101671
It was just the aura kind

No. 2101684

>>2101675
It's from staring at her phone too much.

No. 2101685

File: 1742663386592.mp4 (10 MB, 720x1280, Video-192.mp4)

She survived deaths door to post a fit check praise god. She can’t zip up her kill star dress so she has binder clips holding it in the back. I don’t think I understood how much weight she’s gained until this video damn

No. 2101687

>>2101660
>>2101673
i just find it mind blowing that an incel maga retard like goober manages to be a more rounded out person that heather could ever hope to be.
sure, the bar is in hell, but still

No. 2101718

>>2101685
Legit thought the thumbnail was a picture of her put through a fat&old filter

No. 2101721

>>2101685
I cant beleive she posted this talking about how the dress doesnt fit her. Thats crazy.

No. 2101725

So….. she's hypocondria-spazzing and crying at the hospital, while her boyfriend is gleefully on a trip posting about the weather.

Before that, she's been posting some thirst traps online and trying to show her goober how loyal of a girlfriend she is…

It's so obvious what is happening to their relationship.

No. 2101735

>>2101685
>with this beautiful bust line
She’s not subtle anymore. Just log on to tindr again girl

No. 2101737

File: 1742672799843.jpeg (992.83 KB, 828x1463, IMG_8019.jpeg)

Guess where’s she’s at again?
14 hours ago
>I’m going vegan again because I’m having so many stomach and health issues >>2101551
Ofc she deleted all those videos from last night though

No. 2101739

>>2101735
Honest to god I’d put money on her secretly being back on the apps, privateryan works the night shift and travels to go digging on weekend so what’s stopping her

No. 2101778

>>2101737
so again she drove for hours to get ice cream, while wearing a dress held together by binder clips? I see the meltdown over her body 2 years ago coming soon and I hope she isn't using ageing as an excuse. If you eat too much ice cream, dry bread and fast food every day, you will get fat. I also can't wait for her vegan era and worse health issues than before, because she will not get the right nutrients and her body already seems to be falling apart. Good luck for her, can't wait for the Halloween drama this year, I'm very positive about it happening.

No. 2101786

>>2101737
How's your healthy day out going?

ER visit for a migraine, crying over her bad health, showcasing her ootd shameless describi7how her ootd doesn't fit and is being held together by binder clips, then posting another ice cream gorge session the very next day after crying over her health. Lmfao I can't, this is all too much.

No. 2101794

>>2101739
Oh my god. What if she's meeting them for ice cream dates?!

No. 2101805

>>2101735
i was thinking she's probably had it installed for a bit
>>2101737
>playing around with my new phone camera by taking a picture of icecream
justifying her purchases again as if she's doing anything different with this new phone
>>2101675
>It was just the aura kind
kek'd

No. 2101810

>>2101778
The "vegan era" will never last more than a couple of days because she associates it with suffering and denial and she has zero willpower. Right now her test is "just don't eat gigantic fucking ice cream cones" and she's failing that within literally hours.
>>2101551
> going vegan is gonna suck so bad because I love my ice cream
One thing I missed during this recent psychosis jag is Heather admitting she's been paying for a gym membership for "years" and has used it "maybe 5 times" lol >>2100167

No. 2101829

>>2101546
>>2101548
>>2101551
All the dramatics over a migraine and low potassium is absolutely insane. The "prone to retina detachment" when she doesn't even know what that would look like? It's so obvious she doesn't know what she's talking about and hasn't has any real medical emergencies before if she genuinely thought this was anything other than a migraine. Put down the ice cream and sheetz garbage and eat a banana a few times a week, Heather. Take a daily vitamin. Drink some water. It really isn't that hard. I can't believe she's going to put herself into medical debt on top of her regular debt over nothing.

>>2101737
Honestly, I'm kind of expecting her to double in size in another year or two at this rate. Maybe she's intentionally sabotaging herself for another "fun" trip to the hospital since Ethan won't pay her enough attention. Maybe there was a cute male nurse or doctor she's hoping to see again.

>>2101810
She's so stupid. Even just cutting back on the ice cream would be a step in the right direction. But she really had to turn right around and order another fat doublescoop on a wafflecone the day after her "I thought I was dying" ER experience caused by her poor diet.

No. 2101840

>>2101737
Time for more tinfoil…. Maybe there’s a cute guy she has her eye on at this ice cream shop

No. 2101873

File: 1742697956347.mp4 (3.01 MB, 720x1280, pov.mp4)

POV: you're an ice cream cone

No. 2101880

>>2101873
Geez what's with the hyperventilating at the end? Don't hurt yourself standing still, Heather.

No. 2101910

>>2101840
This is the only thing that makes sense to me as to why she would drive 90 minutes round trip for ice cream.

No. 2101912

>>2101840
Nonna it’s worse. It’s 90 minutes each way lmao. 3 hour round trip

No. 2101914

>>2101912
>>2101840
Doesn't she live in Harrisburg? A 45 minute drive one way? It is still too long of a drive for ice cream.

No. 2101916

>>2101914
You’re right I stand corrected!! Whatever it’s still crazy!

No. 2101924

>>2101873
kekkk she's unhinged and not even in the fun way, it's just sad
>POV: you're an ice cream cone
kek'd hard
>>2101551
she does grocery shopping…isn't she aware she can save the gas money and can splurge at home on store bought vegan ben n jerrys and other vegan icecream flavors? even regular ice cream shops often have a few dairy-free options. i can't understand her logic with anything. there is no rhyme or reason when it comes to heather

No. 2101956

One time an ex Ryan came here and said she was on dating apps during their relationship. I'm trying to find it again but I 100% believe it. She needs constant validation

No. 2101970

>>2101840
I tinfoiled she was visiting so much because she knew about GooberPeas and how he'd visit from the Goober Gang. She even "accidentally" caught him in her pictures once while trying to engineer something in her low cunning way.
I think it's a similar thing here. She's not autistic enough to make an Attraction Sign & sit with it, but she's stunted enough to drive to Gettysburg 3x a week to eat ice cream alone, take graveside selfies, and wander antique stores and hope for a "meetcute". Like the exact fantasy she made up between DeadEyes and GooberPeas that went nowhere.

No. 2101981

>>2101541
>>2101685
the whiplash I got from this. ethan is not giving her the attention she thinks she deserves 24/7. like him doing other things is completely normal for someone with hobbies, which I don't think heather understands because she is not normal.

No. 2101984

File: 1742739541371.mp4 (3.68 MB, 720x1280, 1000023188.mp4)

This is definitely for a new Ryan. Her selfies died down when she was at her peak with Goober, now she is back to full force showing him and all the other guys what they are "missing"

No. 2101995

>>2101685
Cardigan is from Universal Thread….so it’s a target fashion fashion cardigan. Glad we are name dropping in haus Target fashion labels lmao

No. 2101998

>>2101914
She lives in Carlisle, it’s about 45 minutes from Gettysburg

No. 2102000

>>2101984
I simply don't understand why she thinks she's so cute. There is no charm to her whatsoever but she does almost nothing but post selfies all day.

No. 2102006

File: 1742743395468.jpeg (359.33 KB, 828x1460, IMG_8023.jpeg)

She’s claiming she’s going to relaunch her YouTube channel this week

No. 2102021

>>2101984
>>2102006
At last the world will be treated to riveting content like "backside of a boring statue"!

No. 2102023

>>2102006
I can't wait for it, this will go well, like her Etsy store, where she sold 8 items. It's been empty since then.

No. 2102073

>>2101984
I think a Ryan hunt is in pursuit, she is manically laughing to herself all alone in a graveyard.

No. 2102085

>>2101984
Fucking unhinged love it.

No. 2102100

File: 1742764115872.png (3.23 MB, 1179x2556, IMG_9921.png)

More horny furry content.. turns out Heather follows the furry guy who makes the reels. Brotherboofer

No. 2102103

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>>2102100
Kek I saw her in the wild commenting on jasmine from 90 day fiancé’s pregnancy announcement with her affair baby

No. 2102105

>>2101737
late but ofc she's having so many stomach issues with as much ice cream as she's having, christ

I don't think she's faking the ocular migraine though, the symptoms she described were too clearly an ocular migraine and it can be very freaky for someone who's never had one before
if anything she could count herself lucky she only got the visual aura and not the migraine afterwards (which is interesting in and of itself), the different types of auras you can get are pretty varied

I'm curious if this experience will evolve and change over time (I almost died, etc etc)

she'll think it was cute and fun until she gets that hospital bill – that'll sober her up

No. 2102114

File: 1742766677823.jpeg (1.04 MB, 1179x2054, IMG_4518.jpeg)

She looks like uncle fester why did she post
This

No. 2102115

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What an unfortunate shape

No. 2102128

>>2102114
KEK I’m dying. She better not get another ice cream cone today.

No. 2102131

>>2102115
One is a sturdy if drab unit built with broad split logs. The other is an old schoolhouse.

No. 2102133

>>2102114
omg lol I am so impressed that she managed to conceal this with angles for as long as she did. She looked bigger but it was hard to tell how much so. This is "how much so." Wow!

No. 2102136

>>2102114
Jesus Christ, I really thought anons were being catty as usual with her weight gain, but no, she really has gained so much weight. I'm not sure why she thought this was acceptable to post. Your comment made me chuckle for a good five minutes though.

No. 2102146

>>2102115
In comparison almost the same outfit but a year and 2 Ryans ago. >>>/snow/1948982 What a difference. Her new proportions make her look like a midget

No. 2102157

>>2102128
What flavor do you think her next double scoop ice cream cone will be nonnie? My money is on strawberry and she'll cope by saying it has fruit in it so it's "healthy"

No. 2102159

I get ocular migraines regularly. She's being so overdramatic it's actually painfully cringeworthy(no1currs)

No. 2102161

>>2102114
what an apt comparison KEK

I kinda love her for posting this.
Entertainment value: 10/10
Ryan bating potential: -20/10

No. 2102187

>>2102146
thank you for posting that for comparison, holy shit. she’s probably not entirely exaggerating when she whines about how physically uncomfortable she is with this weight gain or how her joints hurt, she’s just being dramatic and annoying as fuck about it as usual. when you’re that short you have to be diligent about CICO if you’re sedentary like she is. that’s a lot of weight gain on her frame in a short time, and barring some kind of medical reason (which she doesn’t have) she has had plenty of time to stop it in its tracks and help herself feel better. it does not bode well for her that she can’t stick to any kind of diet modification or exercise routine, even something as small as “don’t get an enormous waffle cone multiple times a week.”

No. 2102192

File: 1742784268306.png (3.18 MB, 1179x2556, IMG_9942.png)

Anything but taking accountability.. how could dishes from meal prep set you back for tomorrow? Just do the dishes or do them in the morning. She’s just talking herself into getting an ice cream tomorrow

No. 2102193

File: 1742784695440.png (5.44 MB, 1179x2556, IMG_9943.png)

A well balanced vegan meal of plantains, potatoes, and Brussels sprouts. No protein in sight. She’s going to be starving

No. 2102197

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No. 2102198

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No. 2102203

kek maybe she had an ice cream headache

No. 2102207

>>2102197
>who I would be today if it wasn't derailed
Zero accountability, everything is always someone else's fault. I wonder who forced her to drive 45 minutes to get ice cream yesterday, only a few hours after she publicly cried about "almost dying" and said she was going vegan for her health? Pathetic.

No. 2102209

>>2102198
>cure my infertility
Insane that she’s trying so hard to have a whole child with this weird little potato manbaby who looks like a British cartoon. It’s only been like six months hasn’t it?

No. 2102230

>>2102198
she was never diagnosed with infertility. she just thinks she is barren because she didn't use a condom with her turnstile of Ryans.

No. 2102243

Is Heather one of those retards who uses a different pan for every little thing?
Boil the potatoes first and then the sprouts and then fry them all in the same pan you eejit.
That's TWO dishes,one knife.
I suppose that technically adds up to three reward ice cream scoops, damn it's hard to lose weight.(integrate)

No. 2102252

>>2102146
I cannot believe I'm saying this but the blonde and weird fuchsia lipstick looks better. She looks so drab now. Her face looks like fucking CWC here >>2102114

No. 2102264

>>2102100
wtf heather.
>>2102114
can this please the next thread pic lmao. guys heather is officially Fat. will she do anything about it, or will continue driving miles out for ice cream like come fat kid? stay tuned.
>>2102192
nvm shes an immature bitch whining about chores and making dinner like god punished her or something. she just wants to stuff her face and cry about gaining weight.

No. 2102303

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Good god

No. 2102328

>>2102303
at least shes honest, because she should never be a mother. shes too selfish, too stupid, and too drama hungry. its hilarious that shes basically cheating on ethan he her boobs out trying to find a new guy in her stories, but if a child was in this mix that would be horrorcow behavior.

No. 2102332

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>>2102303
is just Day #1 of Goober Ryan being out of town, btw

No. 2102348

>>2102332
she is decompensating like a mofo, this is tragic tragic tragic

No. 2102356

File: 1742844535076.png (761.4 KB, 1000x800, THI.png)

(fan art)

No. 2102377

>>2102328
She's spiraling into ivf behavior. I can't wait for that mess, honestly.

No. 2102429

>>2102332
whats DIV?

No. 2102431

>>2102332
Well honestly I’m glad for him that he doesn’t let Heather stop him from doing what he loves. I always got the sense that she made Lurch resent his hobbies after she creepily absorbed them. Meanwhile Goob’s happy as a pea in a pod blissfully unaware his girlfriend’s crashing out, digging holes and whistling confederate folk songs. Inb4 she hurts herself in some way and forces him to come home.

No. 2102433

>>2102431
> unaware his girlfriend’s crashing out
Unaware? I would not want to see his text messages lol

No. 2102434

>>2102431
having someone hate their hobbies is abuse tbh, obviously rooted in jealousy since heather is as empty as her dolls.

No. 2102458

>>2102429
DIV probably = Dig In V(-some place beginning with)

No. 2102460

>>2102458
Digging in Virginia. It seems to be an event where a bunch of old autistic men get together and dig up battlefields for relics

No. 2102469

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>>2102460
damn anon you weren't kidding. like this guy legit has fucking hobbies and is serious about them. and shes going to fuck it up because there no drama. like, its clear she wants a nerdy white guy for a boyfriend, but she forgot what "nerd" means.

No. 2102479

File: 1742867969984.jpeg (888.33 KB, 1170x989, IMG_2725.jpeg)

This is probably going to make her spiral more Kek He’s away and drinking

No. 2102480

>>2102479
good thing there aren't many women in this hobby or she'd really be losing her mind. Time to grab another cone heather!

No. 2102481

>>2102460
True to her 2010s basicness, she's mistaking that "nerd" = normal hygiene and looks guy with slightly thicker glasses.
She's accidentally gone full choo-choo, military history with Goob.
If she doesn't fake another medical incident to try to force him back, we will know for certain that Ryanquest is back on completely full throttled, rather than quietly on the simmer.

No. 2102486

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HagHobbies could never

No. 2102496

>>2102469
>>2102486
i really can't imagine how someone as empty as her would feel being close to someone with real interests and actual dedication to those interests. her insecurities must be ramping up every day. he's an actual autist, heather could never match this energy. even with him being a pathetic scrote, at least he has things he puts real time and effort into. it seems impossible for heather to care about anything other than vanity and her own reflection through a phone screen. not to mention her deranged victim complex so she can always conveniently shift the blame on something or someone else

No. 2102502

>2102479
She hates drinking for some reason so she’s got to be fuming. I sense a long titted picture in our future (by tomorrow morning).

Imagine being seething when your goob is out digging and recording himself. She said it herself he’s the least likely to cheat but also she expects her Ryans to only have her as a hobby/driving force. The Ryans can’t even watch TV.

No. 2102507

>>2102356
I'm howling, nonnie thank you for this

No. 2102515

>>2102115
>>2102128
A waffle cone is like 115 cals and a 1/2 cup of vanilla ice cream is 137 cals (source, my cabinets and freezer) so everytime she gets a waffle cone she is having atleast 389 or up to 526 depending if its 1 cup or 1 and 1/2 cups. Thats a small to normal sized meal. She needs to wake up and stop eating like this. Shes going to become like shaynus or worse.

No. 2102533

>>2102515
Nonna, she's not even getting plain vanilla, she's getting the most calorie heavy icecream and two scoops at that. It's definitely somewhere around 500cal every time she goes. Just look at that thing in >>2100118

>>2102479
Surprisingly she actually shared a clip of one of his finds before he posted this and has been radio silent since. I wonder if she's going to wear another dress with a "beautiful bustline" to go buy icecream again come morning.

No. 2102582

>>2101840
>>2101910
>>2102073
>>2102533
When I think of a guy working in an ice cream shop, I automatically think of a teenager. What if it's some poor high school goth kid and she's mistaking customer service for flirtation and started going there all the time as an ego boost because she's an austistic hog who can't read social cues. It all sounds so likely.

No. 2102635

>>2102486
What kind of autism is “lines in the dirt” as a special interest lmao . This isn’t even archeology or interest in geology. How does one get into this??

No. 2102642

>>2102635
It's people who want to be archaeologists but can't/aren't capable. They think this IS archaeology. And this is their pathetic idea of a stratigraphic soil analysis. That's why these digs only take place on private property, it's for the ego and personal satisfaction of larpers who contribute nothing to history or science.

No. 2102657

>>2102582
I have said in this thread a few times before that Heather reminds me of Mary Kay Letourneau. I can absolutely see this happening. I think she would love the control she could have over a young boy and she’s finding out that goob isn’t quite young enough and has too many interests lmao

No. 2102674

>>2102657
What I don't get is her patter with him is probably the same as it is on social media, where she complains constantly about being fat, infertile and crippled by the pains of old age (lol)
I mean I can't think of anything less appealing to a 22 year old than some homely chick that whines about getting old. Add to it that she hates everything that young people do. It's probably not a coincidence that he got away from Heather and immediately got smashed and had a good time. She's such a drag in addition to being a bore.

No. 2102696

>>2102642
they’re just souvenir collectors who don’t really need any level of precision in their scavenger hunt, but there is certainly a lot of tragic LARPing going on on that website, holy shit

No. 2102710

>>2099017
>blond eyebrows
>warm toned
Are we looking at the same picture?

No. 2102714

>>2100994
Fake black dyed hair always looks tacky. It always comes out that ugly blue-black shade which flatters no one. The blonde wasn't as bad as now but she should just keep her hair natural at this point.

No. 2102750

>>2102710
Kek I thought that was Heather at first. Just the extra details about every single part seemed suspiciously on point.

No. 2102754

>>2102533
Oh no doubt. She is getting chocolate and cookie dough and chocolate chip. Kek i was just saying at MINIMUM. I was low balling for the sheer fact that even on the low end of the spectrum, its too much.

No. 2102771

>>2101685
god she’s built like a linebacker. lose some weight put some falsies on ffs lose those coke bottle glasses that minimize those bald ass eyes even more. black hair is awful on her and her roots growing in make her look like she’s balding. she needs to lighten her hair.

No. 2102839

>>2102657
I had the same thought (RE:teacher ladynonce) when musing on how Heather would cope & quest in the days before social media. Thank god it's there to distract her and give her goldfish levels of attention.
it's a blessing ig but its strange how she moans about being unfulfilled at work but seems to never have the thought to either train or take a low level, progressing position in something like care or education assistance. Even secretarial duties somewhere like that would give her much more in terms of purpose than retail, money too. It's actually bizarre that she never seems to get off her victim loop enough for that idea to even approach her inner monologue.

I mean good tbh cos she would be kidnapping a six year old or coma patient to marry in Mexico within the probationary period.

No. 2102899

>>2102839

I'm offended you'd think she could come any close to something resembling an education assistance or care position.

It's like you don't know Heather.

No. 2102924

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definitely for someone

No. 2102926

>>2102899
I don't think she'd do it well, or even competently, or even manage to pass a course or probationary period, or not walk out.
But there are many levels of that stuff, some actual evil idiots manage to get positions often, and I'm just suprised even the idea has never come up.
Especially education. She loves draping herself in the trappings of a historian and decorating with big never opened books

No. 2102933

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No. 2102934

>>2102933
but, wasn't she 40lbs overweight? She isn't motivated at all, kek, and she will be back at her Ice-Cream-Ryan in probably 3 days. Maybe she will dress-up for Halloween this year, as a pumpkin, won't take many more months for her to be that round.

No. 2102943

>>2102924
Why is it always the same crusty tank top kek

No. 2102948

>>2102750
That's not Heather???

No. 2102949

>>2102933
This is me when I was away at uni for the first time lol
> "I need to eat healthy! Lemme buy a bunch of stuff I hate eating but which has green pictures on it."
She's fetishizing vegetables as "healthy." The only thing in there I see with even marginal amounts of protein is the hummus. I don't think you could eat "healthy" for more than a day or two from what she's got there.
Buy a fish you retard, or at least some legumes.

No. 2102964

File: 1743037101778.png (1.38 MB, 1179x2556, IMG_0061.png)

We’re in for a treat!

No. 2102967

>>2102964
Watch as she gets a hundred positive comments and one bad one, then focuses all her energies on that one comment for months and uses that as an excuse for all her bad decisions from now until the heat death of the universe.

No. 2102973

>>2102969
Literally no semblance of self awareness and refusing to apologize to the “haters”. People watching this that don’t know the context would be shocked to find out that Heather had a migraine and not a near death experience

No. 2102974

Its exactly what you would expect. She talks about her "near death experience," the bullies and haters, how they ran her off because of her extreme lifestyle and how she isn't going to apologize for living her life, yada-yada-yada the same shit we've heard

No. 2102976

>>2102974
Transcript so you dont have to watch

>Hello, it's been a while. I decided that it's time for me to come back to YouTube and reclaim my channel. I got a new phone and I'm just filming with the front-facing camera. The audio is not the best—you can hear the road noise—but I promise you that I'm going to improve my production quality going forward. This is a video I just needed to make to rip off the Band-Aid, so I'm actually joined by my emotional support dolly, Eliza, because this is a video I have thought about making for the past couple of days. I've been incredibly nervous and overwhelmed thinking about it, wondering what I was going to say and what people are going to think. I just decided that I need to do this.


>The other day, I had a medical episode, and it literally felt like a near-death experience. In those moments, you realize you don't have any more time. You don't have time to do the things you want to do. All of your thoughts in that moment are about getting taken care of, getting things situated, letting people know where you're going to be. If I had died that day, I would have had so much unfinished business. Something that I've always dreamed of was being able to reclaim this space for myself despite the extreme hate and opposition towards me. This is my creative space, and I want to start being creative here again. I need that creative outlet in my life.


>I'm holding a doll, which is an interesting thing because I actually started this channel to share my dolls, to share my collections, to share my hobbies, and to interact with other people that enjoy the same things as me. Unfortunately, that ruined certain hobbies for myself, and some people took things entirely too far. But I'm at an age in my life now where I'm setting clear boundaries, and I would never let anyone harass, stalk, and bully me to that level ever again. I would never let it get under my skin again, and I'm just at a point in my life where I need an outlet.


>The whole reason I bought Eliza here was in the hopes that I would start doing photography of these dolls and just have a way to unwind after work, after a stressful day, and just go home and take pictures of my dolls and dress them up. I barely spend time with my collection back here that I have spent so much time acquiring and curating. I just feel like if I start making content again, it's just going to be another way to experience my collection.


>I'm sorry, I don't know which way to look because I'm using the front-facing camera right now, so I've been looking at me over here, and I think you're over there. My apologies—like I said, the production quality will improve as I get back into this. I just got this phone the other day. If you're curious, this is the iPhone 16 Pro Max. I'm also going to work on the audio situation. I might not always be able to film in this room because there's a major road in front of my house, and it's just so loud.


>Yes, I'm very grateful to have Eliza here with me because, like I said, I was extremely nervous to make this video. I have other emotional support dollies—I have this strange guy, don't know what he is—but I'll be doing videos all about my different dolls and my antiques.


>Maybe I should just start with reintroducing myself because I feel like I'm just starting to fall into the trap of justifying myself. My name is Heather. I'm 35 years old. I got canceled on YouTube like 7 years ago. It was dark and terrible, a lot to deal with, but I carried on and went on to do things with my life that no one said I could do. I did them for me, and I really want to do this YouTube channel for me as a creative outlet. I'm not hurting anyone. I just want a space where I can create and express myself, share, and connect. That's all I want to do, and that's why I'm going to do it again.


>I'm a collector of all kinds of antiques. I'm by no means an expert—I'm simply someone that has an appreciation. I collect a lot of Victorian photography, Victorian mourning items, all kinds of dolls, little trinkets. I just have an appreciation for craftsmanship, and I love treasure hunting for things, things that existed before my time. You may have followed my channel in the past where I was a vintage collector of all sorts of nostalgic items, and a lot of people just couldn't understand why I also really enjoyed visiting historic sites and why I really enjoyed antiques. People were making me choose between the two, and I just decided to go do what made me happy because I couldn't deal with these crazy people anymore. It was a lot to process.


>I've tried to heal over the years. I'm still healing, which is why it was scary to come back and make this channel, but I'm going to do it for me. I'm going to reclaim this space. I'm just going to carry forward. What I would like to do on this channel is just share my art. I do actually want to start doing painting videos. I want to make things. I want to do interior design videos. I also want to share my collection, curate it, and do videos about the different objects. When I find something really great, I want to do history videos and lifestyle videos. I've started trying to get healthy again, so maybe some inspirational videos like that.


>I just wanted to say that I've always set out to create content that helps people and contributes positively to the world, and that's going to continue. I just think of all the moments in my life over these past couple of years, the beautiful things I've seen that so many people tried to take away from me, the life I have now that people tried to take away from me, and I'm just not going to let that happen. We only have so much time on this Earth, and I just constantly think of all the creative endeavors I want to go out and do that I haven't done yet. It drives me insane, and I don't want to live my life with unfinished business.

No. 2102978

>>2102969
Literally no semblance of self awareness and refusing to apologize to the “haters”. People watching this that don’t know the context would be shocked to find out that Heather had a migraine and not a near death experience

No. 2102979

>>2102976
>I know this has been a lot of rambling. This has been difficult for me. This has been very nerve-wracking, so I appreciate you sticking around and just staring at Eliza this whole time with me. I will make another video about Eliza, and maybe we'll change her clothes and hang out with her. I want to make a video about my houseplants—I'm very into plants. I'm very into history. I love to just go out and explore. My idea of exploring isn't everybody's, but I don't really care. I love to do photography.

>I've come to realize that your opinion of me isn't as important as my opinion of me. If I'm doing something and I'm happy and I'm enjoying it, who cares if it's not good enough for you out there? Who cares? I just want to be me. Stay tuned because I have a lot of things on the way. I'm excited to get back to this format. I've tried to do reels. I've tried to do TikTok a little bit. I would love to do longer videos, and that's why I'm back.


>This was just to rip off the Band-Aid. This was to try out my new camera, try editing a video, try uploading it, see how it goes. I hope you'll be kind. If you have a problem with the life I have, if you have a problem with me as a person, if you have a problem with me not posting what you want to see, you can simply unsubscribe and go about your day. I just wish more people would spread kindness in this world because we are living in a time where we desperately need kinder voices.


>Life is really hard. Life is scary. Life can end at any moment. You don't know when it's going to be someone's last day. Please be good to other people. Please spread kindness. Please take care of people. I don't think people really know how much stress and anxiety and pain I've gone through because of some of the stuff that's gone down. At the end of the day, I had to learn how to watch out for myself, pick myself back up, show myself self-love, and carry forward because in those moments where I was out with my camera and I found something so incredible on my adventures that I couldn't even believe, I realized that nothing could take those moments from you—only you, only you if you decide to listen to other people and not change your life and not get out there and not find yourself.


>You have to be brave. You have to carry on. You have to do it for you, and that's what I've tried to do over these years, and I'm not sorry. I know people are probably waiting for an apology from me. I'm not sorry if you're disappointed in me, if you don't like that I'm not posting whatever—that's on you. That's your thing, not mine. I am focused on my self-growth and healing and just trying to have a good life, trying to be happy.


>Anyway, that was long and emotional, but like I said, I was very nervous to make this video, and this is the last one where I'm going to talk about these things. I have spent the past couple of years justifying myself, explaining myself over and over, telling my story over and over. I can't do it anymore. I've got to focus on the future. I've got to focus on the fact that I'm literally in the life that I've always wanted, and I want to keep building that. I want to make it better. I want to make it more fun. I want to just create and explore and live, and that's where I'm at right now.


>So thank you for watching. If you've been here all these years, thank you very much, and please go out and do something kind for someone today. Life is too short to be sitting around on the internet, miserable, hating on people. There's just so much to do. Take that energy and the time where you'd be hating on someone and actually go out and do something you've wanted to do. Go draw a picture. Go for a walk. Go say hi to your dog. I don't care what you do—go hug your dolls, even your creepy ones, even your creepiest dolls.


>All right, guys, that's all for this video. Stay tuned. I have a lot of things planned, from lifestyle vlogs, planty videos, collection videos, historic videos, explores—I'm going to do it, and I am back. All right, I'm done rambling. I know this has been a heavy video. I'm sure most of you only got through like 5 minutes, and that's fine. I just did this for me to kind of encourage myself to start posting again. So we'll see what this adventure has in store. All right, bye, everyone.

No. 2102985

>>2102976
>near-death experience
KEK I was right >>2102105 ofc she would

No. 2102988

This absolute crisis level last will and testament video from the near death experience was brought on by Goob going and digging a hole lmao
So now she's done her one main diatribe about the haters and her extreme lifestyle (kek) what are the other videos going to be about?
Maybe there will be none more until she manages to get a new place away from the road so the "loudness" isn't DESTROYING her videos. Bit of prepping the ground for that narrative here. That buys her potentially years between the next effort!
She knows so much the new iPhone was needless consumption, she has been excusing it like mad. Rather that than just follow that feeling a little more and decide against it. Exhausting way to live. Copexistence.

No. 2103006

>>2102974
The comments so far are so sweet, of course. It's just people saying welcome back but uh are you still into toy collecting? It must be jarring for peaceful toy collecting people to open their YouTube and see a blast from the past 40lbs heavier and holding an ugly antique.

No. 2103014

>>2102976
>>2102979
thank you so much for the transcript nona. doing gods work. there's absolutely no way i could watch a single heather youtube video. her instagram stories are more than enough. and of course, her over-the-top histrionics never end and she's always going to be doing the same song and dance. i knew she was going to keep acting like she's on deaths doorstep from a very short hospital visit because she's now officially a munchie. let's see how fast she gives up her channel again when a new ryan comes along or she doesn't get the constant validation she's very obviously craving. 7 years ago she got ""cancelled"" yet she's still the same immature, unintelligent retard who refuses to take a single shred of accountability. she's a fucking broken record and she'll always be irresponsible. i hope these new videos will only grant her more negative attention so she can keep reeeing about the fact nobody likes her. but she'll never accept that nobody likes her for a damn good reason. i look forward to this not going the way she wants it to, because she needs to be shunned even if she never learns from it. she'll always pretend she's a victim and it's obnoxious as fuck. i don't think it will be long before the channel gets abandoned again and/or she gets sussed out for who she really is.
>>2102934
kek halloween nona is that you? i was worried this depressing arc sent you away but i'll be looking foward to seeing you around halloween again
>>2103006
>The comments so far are so sweet, of course.
that's exactly what she's fishing for. we know anyone who's sending her positive messages are buying into her fakeness/victim act don't actually know who she is. anyone sending positive comments is cluelessly eating out of the palm of her hands but they shouldn't be for very long because i doubt she will post anything that will keep anybody engaged because she's worse than she used to be. would do a huge kek if those same people found her political posts
>>2102988
>She knows so much the new iPhone was needless consumption, she has been excusing it like mad. Rather that than just follow that feeling a little more and decide against it. Exhausting way to live. Copexistence.
couldn't agree more. as for what her future videos are going to be about, my guess is her parroting the same narrative over and over in between potential vlogs about her "weightloss" journey and showing off many consumer purchases. spliced with shit akin to a longform version of that instagram story upthread where she was laughing like a maniac after showing off a very lackluster view behind her big inflated head. imagine if she did a healthy cooking video KEK. maybe i'm giving her too many ideas

No. 2103028

>>2102979
lol at a Trump voter harping on about showing kindness to others

No. 2103052

>>2103028
You prefer the party of kindness and tolerance that nails dead rats to women's shelters if they don't accept that men are women? Keep it on topic please.(derailing)

No. 2103053

>>2102979

Just reading a small part of this transcript already made me want to slap her ugly face.

No. 2103068

>>2102964
lmao what is it with cows putting so much energy into social media and acting like its some triumphant choice. youre not getting assassinated over this heather lmao

No. 2103071

>>2102979
>Please be good to other people. Please spread kindness. Please take care of people.
it's easy to translate everything she says into what she really means. she's saying: be good to me, spread kindness to me and take care of me. literally the next sentence she says proves that
>I don't think people really know how much stress and anxiety and pain I've gone through because of some of the stuff that's gone down
like what… fake medical scares? people rightfully calling her out on her bullshit? she only wants things to go her way. this new munchie arc pisses me off because she's acting like she's had a second chance at life after falling off of a cliff or some shit. she got her defective ryan and had to face the fact that it didn't magically solve all her problems. since the early days of their relationship i had a feeling it would end with her cheating on him, and i think that's exactly how it's going to end. i just wonder how long it will take. i hope when this ryan is out of the picture he takes the munchie saga with him because it's irritating, i doubt she'll drop this act anytime soon though. seems to be her new favorite crutch to lean on

No. 2103104

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bet she is going to read into this comment and say the haters are back

No. 2103121

>>2103104
looking forward to more of this. you know she's going to seethe on instagram over it and make a scene at some point when she isn't getting the 100% validation she's begging for now that goober is taking the back burner

No. 2103126

I had to watch on double speed to get through it, but some some mannerisms I saw that become way more obvious when sped up. saging for pettiness

>she talks so slowly, almost like her brain is processing what she's saying on a delay

>if she compounds a sentence more than twice she gets winded from the exertion and has to catch her breath
>the lighting gives her a muppet nose, the flat hair doesn't help this henson effect
>every time she catches her own eye in the phone it distracts her and she has to pause and reorient her sentence, often triggering a repeat of her "cycle of justifying herself"
>only talks normal speed when she's exaggerating the truth, self-victimizing, or talking without a filter. you can tell she's holding back a lot of mean girl energy normally, but she's not careful to keep the mask on

No. 2103133

>>2102933

Not a single protein source in sight she def has almond mom mentality between this “diet” and her treadmill bullshit - heather your ice cream trips are over a 1000 calories cut the shit out already

No. 2103173

I’m still holding out hope for a Rumspringa Ryan. Please join an Amish or Mennonite dating site, Heather! Their men live women built like fridges.

No. 2103175

>>2103014
It's against the rules (I think) but I'm taking the ban, it's me, halloween nona, I never left, I'm just so overwhelmed with her stupidity that I don't know what to say anymore, mostly the Trump shit. I won't leave, I'm just collecting ideas for her possible halloween costume as a 70lbs overweight woman.

No. 2103179

>>2103173
>Amish
>Website
Kek

No. 2103190

File: 1743115441351.mp4 (10.02 MB, 828x1372, RPReplay_Final1743043043.mp4)

>>2102988
She doesn’t even like the new phone and wishes she kept the old one kek

No. 2103239

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Excuses already

No. 2103240

>>2103190
yeah I've heard multiple creators complain about the obvious lens switch, among other recording issues with apple phones

woops, guess we forgot to do any research at all

No. 2103247

>>2103246
Your pfp is showing

No. 2103248

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Her replies on this video are hilarious. She really thinks she’s a celebrity that had to go into hiding because her YouTube commenters were like wtf? When she changed from neon pink toy content to goth poser clothes walking around cemeteries overnight

No. 2103254

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>>2103248
The dramatics of it all

No. 2103256

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So healthy. So many vague sad posts today, we get it your Ryan isn’t doing it for you anymore

No. 2103258

>>2103254
>Have an entire background is what I do now
>Wasn't allowed to be myself
>Muh art
Does she mean photography? She doesn't get paid jack shit for taking pictures, everyone and their mother can figure it out and do it more successfully than her graveyard pictures. Her mother let her be spooky goth because she has the pictures to prove it. Who told her to not be herself? Her then husband when he likley told her to get a hobby instead of fishing for men's attention, kek. Mixing cute and spooky has been popular for years, she just went insane.

No. 2103260

>>2103256
She already dirty deleted this

No. 2103262

>>2103248
>I have to be extremely careful of who I let around me
>12751 Ryans last year, all of whom she let fuck her raw
Ok Heather

No. 2103266

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>>2102934
>and she will be back at her Ice-Cream-Ryan in probably 3 days
Try the next day kek

No. 2103269

>>2103256
>>2103266

Ice cream for the 3rd? 4th? Time this week and French toast for dinner. The pounds will be melting off, especially when she eats no protein

No. 2103270

>>2103266
>>2103256
omg hahahaha
her diet didn't even last ONE DAY!

No. 2103285

>>2103266
560cals… im sure she ate breakfast, lunch AND dinner that day too. I see her weight loss journey is going great.

No. 2103337

>>2103248
why is she acting like shes a refugee from Ukraine lmao

No. 2103365

>>2103256
>>2103266
I can't decide which part is more embarrassing. Broadcasting your junk bingeing fails after proclaiming a diet and getting a bunch of healthy groceries, or the pathetic captions about a sad dinner and sugar for an aching soul. Talk about a self own kek

No. 2103403

Does the "sad day" that nessecitated driving 40 minutes for the third time in a week for another 500+ cal ice cream, refer to people commenting "welcome back so do u still like pink?" on YouTube?
Can we catalog how many miles driven, frozen dairy calories intaken, and the money spent, at the weeks end?
This is all down to selfish good deserting Heather to dig holes how could he
Humming a tune pocketing his bullets, thoughtless beast. Hope it was worth it when he gets back to a girlfriend 1/3rd larger.

No. 2103443

>>2103266
Is she confirmed unemployed? Because there’s no way someone with a full time job is finding the time to drive 90 minutes round trip (plus lingering time) multiple times a week.

No. 2103444

>>2103443
She's not unemployed, and the ice cream shop is at Gettysburg where she already goes several times per week. This is literally her life anon, she has nothing else to do but work, eat and photograph herself standing in front of things and complain about the toy community that has ruined her life.

No. 2103489

>>2103254
>>2103248
Did someone else dare to question the dramatics? She hid the comments now. Off to a great start.

No. 2103497

>>2103443
>after work sad time dinner >>2103256
She still has a job she was just baiting her Ryan a few months ago to take over rent when she said she will be unemployed soon it seems

No. 2103553

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Heather's nose ( & sudden decompensation from being able to wear eyemakeup) is a genuine mystery for the ages. It looks like she's had a reverse nose job or something? She also had a video, making a big deal about contact lenses too. Go back to them Heather. The current pair are probably the main culprits for the muppet nose, but it does still look like it's literally changed shape.

Heather had so many nice comments on her video that she would have been better off spinning the ice cream as a reward than a sad day boost. Still retarded for weight loss but makes slightly more in-world sense.

No. 2103557

>>2103239
You mean to tell me that buying a brand new phone didn't magically fix your life!? Who could have ever seen that coming? Anyway, get ready for another round of "Im planning on returning to YouTube any day now" posts for months on end.

No. 2103571

>>2103553
man, if she did get pregnant her nose would truly become a muppet nose. i just know she'd get pregnancy nose. her feet would probably go up a few sizes too.

No. 2103595

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Poor Heather, too broken and depressed to eat healthy

No. 2103596

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Any “baby steps” she took were immediately reversed by all the sugar she sad binged yesterday

No. 2103602

File: 1743221510599.mp4 (6.29 MB, 720x1280, munchie-with-the-munchies.mp4)

Munchie update: Heather is now having "incredibly painful hip pains" and is treating it with collagen

No. 2103603

>>2103596
Go walk in some graveyards. Or around. What does she do physically besides clop around antique places or target? Move around, Heather.

No. 2103611

>>2103595
Does this bitch eat anything but brown? Every food picture is just brown, Even her ice cream is tan and boring. She eats the way Cecelia (from the old pro-ana scumbags threads) dresses kek

No. 2103614

>>2102974
I've watched Heather since her sparkle days and this return video felt…sad. She appears to be extremely socially isolated, awkward, depressed, lonely and paranoid. At least half of that video was about her "haters" and people that "tried to take everything away from her." Heather, it's been 6 years. Move on with your life. Live it for you. Stop being so obsessed with what others think of you. Stop making mountains out of molehills. If you can't handle a single tame comment suggesting you stop feeding into drama, maybe social media isn't the place for you.

No. 2103615

>>2103239
>look around for inspiration
i always know for a fact when she repeats over and over how she has "tons of ideas", she actually doesn't mean it at all. she has no creativity, inspiration or ideas to be found.
>>2103175
halloween nona! i was hoping you were still here. i'm so glad you never left/won't leave; you are 100% my favorite part of heather threads. you always bring the morale up around here. i look forward to seeing your posts (and costume ideas) when halloween is around the corner, really glad you're still here despite what heather has been giving us. i can't blame you at all for being overwhelmed by her stupidity. she has reached new lows, even for her
>>2103266
i love when this happens. a nona in the thread says "i'll give her a few days/a week" and then heather shows us all up and gives us a day. thanks heather!
>>2103596
sure thing, those healthy changes are happening right now. just like all of those upcoming youtube videos. where eventually her thin-skin will run her off youtube a second time
>>2103611
>Does this bitch eat anything but brown?
KEK. you're not wrong though, even those weird fruit juices she made for her and goober looked like slurry, and that last icecream cone looked so weird. that cameras really paying off for her
>>2103614
i agree nona, she needs therapy, a diary and the willpower to log off. she will never get better

No. 2103647

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No. 2103648

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Guess she also kept going to the vending machine at work

No. 2103663

>>2103647
>>2103648
i don’t understand why she insists on trying to go vegan everytime she says she needs to lose weight. she couldn’t have picked a more restrictive diet and she’s literally eating her feelings. she’s getting a waffle cone with two scoops of full dairy ice cream multiple times a week and hitting the vending machine at work, but she doesn’t see why she can’t stick to her new diet for even a day? it’s like she’s allergic to setting herself up for success.

No. 2103666

>>2103647
This looks disgusting. Does she not realize there is middle ground between ice cream and kale? No wonder she can't stick to her diet. Her views on food are so strange.

No. 2103688

>>2103647
I'm not an expert in healthy food, but this doesn't look like this will give you a full feeling after you've finished

No. 2103707

>>2103648
Ok so she clearly didn’t quit yet I guess. What vending machine would she talk about otherwise.
>>2103647
Looks like cheese sauce or hollandaise kek she’s gonna be totally skinni soon

No. 2103764

>>2103603
she admitted that she belongs to a gym but never goes! what a clown

No. 2103788

>>2103663
Food replaced the thrill of pursuing new Ryans and without it she's just going to find a different way to handle stress, the depression at the root of it and otherwise modulate her moods. This is very obvious to you and me but Heather is so retarded that she's creating posts almost every day saying she's treating herself to sweets and ice cream because she's so sad and her weight gain remains a mystery to her, like a weather system or Act of God that just "happens."
Prediction: She'll lose the first 5 pounds and feel an inexplicable compulsion to hit the apps again. I guess it's good Goober isn't into fetty.

No. 2103813

>>2103764
meanwhile she is also in debt but she keeps paying a monthly subscription to a service she never uses

No. 2103828

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Holy hell she’s thirst trapping hard now. Goobs must have had a fun trip and she’s punishing him

No. 2103835

>>2103828
I’m convinced her maga Ryan told her they needed to slow down. And she’s not handling it well.

No. 2103841

I've been following Heather for years. Not one mention of swimming ever.

No. 2103842

>>2103828

If Ethan wanted a whore, he'd buy one Heather. >>2046901

No. 2103849

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>>2103841
That’s what I was thinking, she’s in a land locked state, she doesn’t go to a pool to swim, so why would a swim suit something she needs right now. She bought that just for Ryan baiting purposes 100%

No. 2103853

>>2103828
What an unfortunate shape holy she’s so chunky now and shaped like a pillow

No. 2103862

>>2103828
Nonna, wish we could've seen your face when you opened that story! What a jump scare, kek

Has Goober been posting anything?

No. 2103874

File: 1743304567339.mp4 (5.13 MB, 828x1470, RPReplay_Final1743304322.mp4)

>>2103862
Nothing milky what so ever just the shit that he digs up. He posts a few times a day sperging about a bullet or a button he found. No wonder she’s bored

No. 2103876

>>2103828
I know she ate one piece of chickpea cauliflower mess and went out to get this as she has delusions that she's a healthy soon to be thin thot with spooky Ryans lined up in her dms.

No. 2103880

>>2103615
paragraph nona please chill this isn’t your personal email chain

No. 2103885

File: 1743307384901.jpeg (1.89 MB, 1179x1610, IMG_0207.jpeg)

>>2103862
1/2 Heather actually liked this post kek the first post in weeks. He posted yesterday saying “Beauregard day one” so it seems he will be out digging a few more days.

No. 2103886

>>2103862
>>2103885
2/2. He was ringing doorbells asking to go digging in people’s yards and they all said no. Lmao can you imagine a sped with dirty gloves wanting to go dig up your yard? I’d wonder where his handler was

No. 2103898

>>2103886

yeao um really inna fonnin' war stuff so izzit awright if uh dig in your yourd wall yer home and just go fonnin' stuff

No. 2103904

>>2103849
every day is "treat myself" day when it comes to heather. always wondering how that debt is treating her when she can't go a single day without practicing self-control

>>2103880
this isn't twitter; not everything posted here has to be one or two sentences and there's no rule against discussion, long posts, or replying to multiple things at once. i will continue posting how i choose and you can ignore my post instead of contributing nothing to the thread with pointless replies

>>2103828
she's looking for new ryans definitely, but i can see her justifying this purchase for a new "video idea" that will never happen, like her 500 dollar tintype she was going to travel to take everywhere and her cellphone upgrade

No. 2103906

>>2103828
>it fits
sure, if you say so, Heather
>>2103849
agree that this is Ryanbait, but there’s good lake swimming near her

No. 2103909

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>>2103904
> i can see her justifying this purchase for a new "video idea" that will never happen
nona how did you know lol

No. 2103910

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>>2103828
Does she know that stores outside of Target actually also sell clothes?

>>2103849
What is this placement kek here’s my bathing suit and some fucking horse together. Talk about Ryan-baiting PHEW

No. 2103913

>>2103909
KEK she's just that predictable

No. 2103918

>>2103904
Keep posting paragraph nonna I prefer the long style anyway. Other nonna seems like an unintegrated newfag
>>2103898
Kek these always send me

No. 2103962

>>2103909
Proof she didn’t quit yet. Well at least she has an income still.
>>2103828
How deep she has spiraled to post something like this holy shit. Does this even count as thirst trap when she looks like this?

No. 2103977

>>2103828
…..Woah, she's an actual whale.

No. 2103988

>>2103828
We all know she's not going to lose weight, but if you intend to lose some pounds for summer, it makes no sense to buy a brand new swimsuit in the spring before you lose the weight.

No. 2104022

I’m actually surprised it wasn’t a maternity bathing suit.

No. 2104023

>>2103988
That’s because she’s not planning on wearing it in the summer, she got it to thirst trap and we all know it lol

No. 2104082

>>2103615
oh, you are so sweet, nona ♥ at the moment I think her costume will be a scoop of ice cream, kek, she is nearly as round as one. And what I have to say, I love your "long" writing style, like you wrote, we aren't Twitter here, so don't let anyone tell you to write shorter answers or not catching all of it.

>>2103977
stop insulting the whales, they are cute, they are natural, they don't wear swimsuits. Heather, on the other hand, isn't cute and she is doing all of this to make her Ryan realise that he found the best girlfriend ever and has to do everything for her, like working 24/7 and not having any personal hobbies. Can't wait for her breaking up because he is so toxic and getting together with Ice-Cream-Ryan

No. 2104113

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She’s made like 5 vague posts about something horrible happening over the weekend. What are the tinfoils on what happened? Gooberpeas still has her in his relationship status on Facebook so it wasn’t a breakup

No. 2104114

>>2104113
Maybe he told her to stop posting thirst traps kek

No. 2104121

>>2104113
Literally nothing happened she just had to work an 8 hour shift.

No. 2104126

>>2104113
Got herself a high calorie drink I see kek

No. 2104133

>>2104121
Yeah, definitely this. Nothing more dramatic than she had to work and she doesn't like her job.

No. 2104146

>>2104113
It's the third or fourth "HELL" of a day in a row and excuse to "reward" herself again.
You and I notice she does this every day now but Heather has the brain of a stimming corgi and it's a mystery to her.

No. 2104156

>>2104113
Transitioning from spring line to summer line requires retail merchandisers to have to unpack a lot of new product and rearrange displays. Since she's been complaining for awhile now about her body breaking down and being miserable about her ever growing size, my tinfoil is it's getting more taxing for her to move around and exert herself so much at work during season changes

No. 2104162

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Between ice cream Ryan and Matcha Ryan, goobs better watch out with his woman posting long titted bathing suit pics on her stories!

No. 2104165

>>2104162
Omg whyyy does she insist on taking pictures of every single mundane thing in her life?!

No. 2104169

>>2104162
That's just drinkable ice cream.

No. 2104190

>>2104169
> contains 25g of sugar
> equivalent to 6 teaspoons per beverage
These are just the things she photographs! Funniest revelation of this weekend is that she's also shoveling hundreds of empty calories of junk food into her mouth every day from vending machines

No. 2104222

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She thought this goofy ass picture was so good it deserved its own post

No. 2104227

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Goob stopped by heathers on the way home from digging before getting back to mom and dads. Wonder if this was because of all her meltdowns and thirst trapping

No. 2104229

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>>2104227
She got a better angle of her goob than normal but you can still see his little bird chest

No. 2104235

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>>2104229
Earthworm Jim

No. 2104246

>>2104165
because she has no friends to send these to.

No. 2104249

>>2104227
Oh my god lmao her SMUG face. Yes Heather, the haters are all very jealous of your autistic neo-con manchild.

No. 2104251

>>2104222

She looks like Uncle Fester

No. 2104263

>>2104251
>>2104251
You know, I understand she is gaining weight at break neck speed, however, for a 34 year old those Jowels make her face look so boxy!

No. 2104280

>>2104162
>>2104169
>>2104190
she could make this at home so much cheaper (and better, with less sugar.) is she “vegan” yet? then she’s paying the upcharge for non-dairy milk, right? it’s crazy how if she’s not wasting money on target clothes or antiques she’s wasting it on food, all in an attempt to regulate her emotions.
i’m surprised she hasn’t had a booktok phase yet. with her ryan quest, overconsumption, and social media obsession it seems like it would fit her well, but i guess it would mean reading and we’ve never seen her engage in anything other than scrolling her phone.

No. 2104287

>>2104280
>Heather
>Reading

Hoo had myself a hearty kek

No. 2104291

>>2104280
>booktok
why would she do anything that was mostly women and gay men? how does that advance the RyanQuest?

No. 2104292

>>2104280
>>2104287
Yeah, Heather is more of a picture book girly. And even then, only so she can post the cover on social media and display it "aesthetically" on her shelf.

No. 2104300

>>2104280
Slight derail but the vegan thing always gets me because she just says it and does not follow a vegan diet at all and expects it to magically make her lose weight. A vegan diet is restrictive but it’s not inherently lower calorie but either way it’s irrelevant if you’re still eating dairy? Every day???? Plus as part of her “vegan weight loss journey” she bought collagen >>2103602 so what is she even doing besides presumably farting like a clydesdale since her vegan meal prep is roasted brussel sprouts, raw kale, raw cauliflower, and canned chick peas.

No. 2104306

>>2104162
Ngl, all I can see is how absolutely not torn-up and normal her hand looks despite her "hell" at work melodrama. Did a single papercut or broken nail send her off the deep end or something? kek

>>2104227
Dead at how unenthusiasticly smug she looks here.

No. 2104308

>>2104222
She’s built like an emperor penguin here

No. 2104309

>>2104222
she's a better photographer than I thought because I can hear this picture breathing heavily lol

No. 2104353

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>>2104308
I’m just getting Big Ed from 90-Day Fiancé

No. 2104362

>>2104300
I'm personally convinced she keeps pulling the vegan card to pretend she eats healthily when in reality she doesnt

No. 2104370

>>2104300

The collagen pisses me off so much because people will be like "I'm vegan/vegetarian! BUT COLLAGEN!" And like… do you know what they do to get that, sweetie?

Also the science seems variable on how great it really is.>>2104300

No. 2104380

>>2104227
I swear she would post a clip of them fucking if she could get away with it. SeE hAtRs, hE lUvs Me!!!!

No. 2104403

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Talking about how traumatizing returning to YouTube is for her. Didn’t bother recording the yapping before this but she says she’s going to be uploading 3 videos every single week.

>You just have to bear with me because these work weeks are very stressful. So yeah, like I said, though, I am excited to be back. I'm going to get in the habit of not justifying myself.

>Last night, I kind of reopened like a ton of trauma, looking at the past, looking at the situation I had to escape from, all the shit I dealt with in my time when I was a YouTuber and all the people that literally terrorized my life and helped my ex terrorize me and all the stuff he did to me and it's like I'm kind of like ripping open something
>but I feel like I just need to be a content creator again like it's something that's been missing for my life and I know I can make it good and positive and fun this time around and it'll just be an outlet like I said it's another way to interact with my collections and hobbies and just another way to experience and enjoy them so I'm excited. I just need a day to myself to do that.

No. 2104408

>>2104403
Oooh, you can really feel the bpd seethe bubbling this one.
She is "justifying" herself but not because she's an uwu victim, but because she is spoiling with a fight with anyone in the world, who represents (in her mind only) her entirely external locus of control.
The testiness in the voice behind the fake laugh is a remarkable snapshot of what a medium-early term Ryan starts to get more familiar with.
Luckily for autist Goob, he won't be able to read that at all, and only knows to cower from Momma wen she yell and throw his hole foinins aroun

No. 2104409

>>2104403
you can tell she has no real problems in her life. she has to invent them.

No. 2104415

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Heather I’m begging you to look at a balanced meal plan.

No. 2104417

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>>2104403
Her nose and dead eyes make her look like this, I don't know how else to describe it

No. 2104421

>>2104415
She’s 35 and dumb as a box of rocks. Eating vegetables but no protein so she can gorge on fries and ice cream later in the week. Pathetic.

No. 2104430

>>2104403
These videos would be insane coming from anyone other than Heather. She's now been making content every day for a week about how she's going to make a video for youtube. Her last video for youtube? Sitting in front of a camera complaining about her life, just like this.
> maybe I'll do a home tour video!
Ah yes, the home tour of an unknown 35 year old woman in Pennsyltucky, this is the gold star content the world has needed.
At some point someone told Heather that she was really interesting and it's unfortunate that she believed it.

No. 2104440

>>2104415
If she doesn't eat kale in a serving, it's not healthy in her eyes, I guess? Shit looks disgusting and does not stand near balanced diet. Is she not able to at least watch a tiktok about it?
>>2104222
This pic would give me severe body dysmorphia lol. This is level of tuna posting disgusting pics of herself fueled by drugs. Like there's no way she doesn't see how grotesque her body looks. Not even being a mean farmer here, it's legit weird and absurdly square.

No. 2104449

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No. 2104450

Crazy how her week has been hell and she is too stressed to make YouTube videos but she can go out and buy more plants

No. 2104463

>>2104449
she'll start on that when she starts on her diet

No. 2104493

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>>2104222
She seems to have reverse body dysmorphia when it comes to this picture, she loves it

No. 2104504

>>2104493
She's the same shape as the tombstone.

No. 2104599

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What could possibly drain her this bad she can’t even nap? I think this is day three in a row of excuses for not filming her incredibly boring content. All she does is sit in front of a camera and talk with a doll in her hands.

No. 2104611

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>>2104599
I didn’t even bother posting this from earlier today because I knew it wouldn’t happen

No. 2104625

>>2104611
>>2104599
I can't wait for the low-effort "my favorite plants," followed by "my favorite dolls," and then more autistic screeching about the toy haters, and then nothing, followed by going on IG to announce she's coming back to YouTube, except she has been victimized by the toy haters. At least she picks up fewer mouth sores this way than when she's doing this except with Ryans.

No. 2104626

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>>2104403
Forgot to post part 2 of this video from yesterday, she’s already failed at what she promised last night.

>Anyway, back to cleaning and tidying and getting this house all ready and who knows maybe I'll do like a little house tour video sometime down the line once I get everything back in tip-top shape. And yeah.


>That's it for now. Thanks for your support. And like I said, I am gonna get this video up. I'm not gonna let this be something that like I planned on doing and then it's like five months later and I still haven't done it. Like, no, I am going to be filming tomorrow evening after work. And yeah, it'll be good. So stay tuned. I have some adventures coming up I'm planning.


>I took a one week vacation that's going to be happening in early April. So I'd like to do some traveling. I'm going to vlog it and all that stuff. So we'll see how it goes. But for now, I better get to washing dishes and cooking all the healthy stuff. And I'll talk to you later. Bye.

No. 2104659

Sage for non-milk, but when she says she's 'prone to retinal detachment', I think it's because her eye prescription is so high due to being short sighted (the coke bottle thick lenses give it away) that yes, she is at higher risk of retinal detachment. HOWEVER, it doesn't mean that one day her retinas are just gonna pop off - it means she has to be careful not to get physical head injuries.

She's such a drama queen.

No. 2104672

>>2104626
She is acting like everyone is on the edge of their seats, waiting with baited breath for a new video of hers. When her entire content is just sitting and breathing heavily while talking about haters and showing off musty items

No. 2104702

>>2104626
Yeah, we're in the justification stretch. She'll probably get one more video out and then talk about how difficult it is and blame everything (job, equipment, haters) except the fact that has no actual idea of what to talk about and has instead scared herself out of it

No. 2104749

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Totally normal behaviour

No. 2104750

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No. 2104771

>>2104403
is there any legit trauma in her life or is playing victim and avoiding responsibility again

No. 2104839

>>2104750
>>2104749
At least she's doing this with plants rather than adopting a cat or a dog or something that can scream.

No. 2104878

>>2104749
>>2104750
TBF these are a philodendron Jose Buono and a philodendron Painted Lady kek. There’s a good chance she paid $50-$75 each for these though if she bought them this big

No. 2104881

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What did I say??? She’s going to eat like a bird with no protein and just fibrous veggies and then gorge out on ice cream. Here she is again.

No. 2104882

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>>2104881
This time goob miserably joined. I like that he skips the cone even though he can use the calories to bulk up lmao

No. 2104884

>>2104881
Don't take screenshots with timestamps or any indication. Heather is known for blocking people. She DOES go through the people who viewed her IG stories and block them.

No. 2104885

>>2104884
Ty for reminder I’m usually better about it/usually crop!

No. 2104899

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>>2104839
Yeah, thank goodness for silent suffering kek

No. 2104900

>>2104882
Soo do we think she filmed today or will she flake and blame it on getting to spend time with her gooberpea?

Also do we think she took her vacation and is making all of these plans to spite him since he took a vacation without her for his hobbies?

No. 2104903

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>>2104900
She’s fishing for excuses

No. 2104911

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Yep more excuses and a screenshot of the video that explains nothing

No. 2104919

>>2104911

for her huge debut to YouTube (including newly purchased phone for its camera quality)…….. she opts for the front-facing camera.

I can't with this bitch. straight hopeless

No. 2104920

>>2104919
how else is she supposed to eyefuck herself?

No. 2104940

File: 1743665747946.jpeg (Spoiler Image,1.46 MB, 1179x2095, IMG_0362.jpeg)

Kek found Heather following a furry balloon fetish account on ig

No. 2104944

>>2104940
We need to find her furaffinity.

No. 2104968

File: 1743682054162.jpeg (1.04 MB, 1179x2007, IMG_0364.jpeg)

Heather now needs to buy a computer to upload YouTube videos from her phone. Always with the consuming.

No. 2104972

>>2104968
How much sense does this make? She's saying she edited the file in iMovie but can't export it

Change the imovie export file type? Is that not a thing?

No. 2104975

>>2104899
Kek perfect nonnie

>>2104968
Her life is nonstop retard moments. I don't remember her being this stupid when she toy vlogged but I imagine her husband helped out so she never had to use her brain. Now she has to update us on her every move on how she's too helpless to stop eating ice cream or upload a video.

No. 2104977

>>2104971
This is a new post.. it's not the same as >>2104903

No. 2105019

>>2104882
Jesus how hard is it to order a normal size cone with one or two scoops.
>>2104251
Still chuckling about this

No. 2105022

>>2104940
spoiler this shit next time nonna, please.
also wtf hag

No. 2105062

>>2104881
Listen… I understand using food to make yourself feel better. Obviously, not a great thing, but I get it. Lots of people do that all the time. But why does she have to post about it every… single… time…?
Ok, sure, this time is different, cause >>2104882 she's "making memories with hubby" or whatever. But the three previous times? You got ice cream alone again? Wow, such exciting content!

No. 2105147

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>>2105062
The funniest answer to this is she likely isn't posting about it every time and is pigging out every day, particularly now that she's limiting herself to kale and plantains.

No. 2105164

>>2104449
It looks so cramped and crowded, the plants look bad when they're all crammed together like that. She needs to address her hoarding issues.

No. 2105187

>>2105147
the fucking white lash in contrast to the saturated black hair is driving me nuts.
>>2104968
Has she tried googling for her issue? Check what format yt accepts and then convert? The laptop is not going to improve anything.

No. 2105191

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>>2104968
Yt requires some amount of effort, so it's back to thirst trapping and insta-whining(sage your shit)

No. 2105264

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The evidence that her life is just a recurring non-stop doom loop is staring right back at her lol
The video she's been building up to for a week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCxIvBjl7FE

No. 2105266

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>>2105264
Heavy Jan Skylar vibes. It’s so bad.

No. 2105269

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>>2105264
She’s going to use the pain and trauma from uploading this video to never do it again

No. 2105273

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>>2105266
Heather has different ideas:
> I feel like she looks like me. Maybe I'm delusional?
> I love her I love her I love her I love her!

No. 2105275

>>2104403
>I am excited to be back
i do wonder if she is excited to be back, really. she seems miserable
>>2105273
her crazy eyes paired with that narcissism. deranged. looking forward to the transcript of this video if any nona decides to go through with it. i truly don't think i could sit through a single one of her youtube videos, she is so grating
>>2105264
>getting it uploaded has been a journey
yeah everythings a journey for her, i'm sure that new iphone was worth all of the minor headaches. maybe she'll be in the hospital for another migrane by the next video so she can vlog while she's in the hospital
>>2104975
>Her life is nonstop retard moments. I don't remember her being this stupid when she toy vlogged but I imagine her husband helped out so she never had to use her brain. Now she has to update us on her every move on how she's too helpless to stop eating ice cream or upload a video.
completely agreed 100% nona. she's so stupid. her social media addiction documents just how sad and empty her life is. no wonder why she wants to come back to youtube now that the ryanquest has proven fruitless. they were so certain they were moving in together, i wonder if his parents had to step in or something
>>2103918
>>2104082
thank you both nonas ♥ i appreciate it and i do also enjoy reading longer formatted posts too
>at the moment I think her costume will be a scoop of ice cream
kek ily nona. and thank you for the kind words!

No. 2105290

>>2105286
I love that the first time she's bought a book, she just talks about how nice it looks kek

No. 2105291

>>2105275
Here you go, its very boring, wouldn't recommend wasting your time watching this one

>Hi everyone, it's Heather, and welcome back to my channel. For today's video, I wanted to share some of my recent antique finds from February and March of 2025, so let's dive right into it. The first object I am holding in my hand is such an honor to have in my collection. This is the pre-war tint type of Raymond Gaus of the 22nd Pennsylvania Cavalry. He was a victim of the Andersonville prison camp and died there of dysentery in October of 1864. Raymond's family immigrated from Germany and settled near Scenery Hill, Pennsylvania, on a small farm. Raymond was also a laborer of the McMillan family's farm, so they are actually a prominent family, uh, from the Cannonsburg area. So Raymond and I actually lived in the same area. Um, what I love so much about this image is that it's a glimpse into his life before the war. In this tint type, he is holding an axe in his hand, um, very proud of his trade as a skilled woodsman, and he quite literally laid down his axe for his country and to protect that peaceful little life that they had. So I just love this image so much. It's really fascinating, and what's also fascinating is how he was very young when this image was taken. Uh, he's probably 17, uh, in this photo, which he looks like someone my age. It's really fascinating. So what's so cool about Raymond is that you can see his wartime image, uh, in the Library of Congress's collection. So it is just such an honor to have this image. I connected with him so much. I'm really interested in Civil War history. Um, I visit Gettysburg a couple of days a week, and I just love it there so much. Uh, Raymond never fought at Gettysburg. He was involved in some other campaigns. Uh, I believe that he actually fought at Harbor's Ferry. I'm no military history expert, so don't quote me on that, but, um, it's just so interesting how he died at Andersonville, and so I've been doing a lot of research about Andersonville prison camp. Um, he's still buried there today in a mass grave, which is just so sad. You know, I couldn't even imagine, like, for his mother to have him have gone off to the war and to have never come home like that. Um, I almost wonder if his family ever even got to visit his grave, like he was just so far away from home. So his story really stuck with me whenever I saw him for sale. I knew I had to bring him home. Um, he also came with, um, a period inscription. I have no idea who did this or when, but it basically says his name, Raymond Gaus, on September 3rd, 1857. Uh, he was a skilled woodsman, also of Company B, the 22nd Pennsylvania Calvary, died October 27th, 1864, at Andersonville Prison. So I'm excited to be taking a little road trip with Raymond. Uh, we're going to go down to Andersonville, and I have a few other surprises, uh, with his story that I'll be sharing in a new series, so stay tuned for that.


>The next thing I have that relates to Raymond, I was at the horse soldier in Gettysburg, and I actually found the book of his regiment, the regimental history of the 22nd Pennsylvania Cavalry and the Ringold Battalion. This book is absolutely gorgeous, and in case you can't tell, I love green and gold. Um, there's this beautiful, um, like cover page. I love this, and Raymond's name is mentioned in this book. Uh, it talks about, uh, the battle that he was captured at. So I just think it's wonderful to have this with the image of Raymond from before the war, and it's just been a wonderful addition to my collection. Uh, I'm kind of hooked on collecting identified Civil War soldier stuff right now, so if you see any of that stuff, feel free to send me your leads, and, uh, let's hop into the next object, shall we?


>So this next one is a courier and Ives image that I had my eye on for a couple of days. I saw it at my favorite shop, and I just fell in love with the glass. I mean, it is original glass. There's little bubbles in it, and I also just feel like she looks like me as a courier knives. Like, maybe I'm delusional, but I see myself in this career in Ives. So I'm just really excited to have her. There's this great little hook on top of the frame. Uh, she's definitely an early one, and her name is Phoebe. So I just, I love her, I love her, I love her, I love her. I saw her at the store, and I said, "Oh no, I can't really get her right now." And then I literally thought about her for like three days, and I raced back to have her. Like, I, I couldn't let this one pass me up. I, I just love her so much. If you collect any Courier Knives images, let me know in the comment section down below. I have a pretty special Courier Knives in my collection that has this incredible history attached to it that maybe I'll share in another episode.


>It wouldn't be an antique haul without a new creepy doll. Everyone, meet Lucy. I want to thank everyone that gave me name suggestions that I asked for on Instagram, uh, but there was just something about the name Lucy that whenever I saw her, I felt like that was going to be her name. Isn't she so cute? So she's just an early composition doll, probably from the 1920s or 1930s. I didn't take the time yet to look up, uh, who she is, but I just, I love her green eyes. They open and close, of course. I think she may have a little sound box that would make her cry, but, um, I don't think it works anymore. I just love when the dolls still have their basic little linen underclothes. There's just something about this look I really like, and I love how she has the little mohare wig. Like, oh, it is so cute. It just needs a little work. We got a little cowl lick right there, but, um, she's lovely, and I got her for like, I think like $10, so always exciting to have a new creepy baby in the creepy baby collection.

No. 2105292

>So this next one isn't necessarily an antique, but I found this at my favorite antique mall, and it's just these beautiful etched glass candlesticks. I am obsessed with this look. In case you can't tell, it just fits the vibe. It fits the vibe of the whole house, and I haven't had a chance to shine them up, up yet, but I'm going to. But like, look at that etched glass, and I love how they came with green candles.

>On that same trip, I also found this new display dome. So I believe these were meant to be for pocket watches, uh, cuz I do have another one of these, but the one I have has a hook inside. This one does not have a hook, but it is just this beautiful brass, uh, base with a little brass handle, and it's real glass. Hello, it kind of made my face look a little silly there for a second. Um, but I am just excited about this. I don't know what's going to go inside of this yet in my display, but how could I not get this?


>So I have a little bit of Victorian photography here. So the first thing I have here is a stereoscopic card of some children sleeping, and there's a ghostly figure entering the room. This was part of a whole series, so it tells a story. I'm not sure what the story is here. I don't know if she's a guardian angel. Uh, I'm not sure what's going on there, but I thought it was a little creepy and cool, and this is the second time that I have found, um, a ghostly image stereo card out in the wild. So had to bring this one home.


>I also found this really cool, like, um, I don't know if this was a teacher, but this is a woman that is leading maybe like a needle work class or embroidery, um, and this was taken in 1890. I love how there's the names of everyone on the back of it that's in this image. So I've actually been meaning to research all of these names. I just, I love identified photos from the past because then you go down a rabbit hole, and before you know it, you're on ancestry.com, and like, you're looking these people up, like people that you're not related to, but you just feel a connection to them because you have this photo of them, and you feel like you have this responsibility to learn about their life. Um, so yeah, love that.


>I also got this cabinet card from Bloomsburg, PA. Fun fact, that's the only actual town in Pennsylvania. Everything else is a city and a burrow. I never knew that before. Um, but anyway, I thought she was so cute. I love the little stairs, like how adorable is that? So had to have her.

And then here's another one that I bought simply because it came with this one and the one of the little girls. So I think that maybe one of the girls in this image is also in the other one. So this is just, um, a class photo. I don't think the year's on it, but I'm just going to guesstimate 1890. I love these little Victorian school photos, like look at their clothes. I just think it's so interesting.

>So I am a sucker for doilies. I have doilies all over the house. You can't see it right now, but I, I have doilies all around me, and I just found this beautiful doily, stunning. It was originally going to go on the table behind me, but I decided I didn't want it to get any food on it, so I have a very tiny doily there, but I just couldn't resist. It's gold, it fits the tones of my house, like I love it. Stay tuned to see where it ends up.


>I almost forgot. I have this incredible piece right here. It was behind me, so I completely forgot about it, but this is a tint type that's in a peekaboo case. I got this at the horse soldier in Gettysburg. This has been on my wish list for many, many months. I finally caved and bought her. So here's the peekaboo case, and when you open her up, there's this really cool green and gold paper inside. Hello, how cool is that? And then the image inside is of this woman that just looks kind of sad. She has this cool hat on. I love this. I've never seen this. I did some research, and I did end up finding them online, but I'm telling you, out in the wild, I have never seen this case. So I just knew I had to have her, especially because of the paper inside. I mean, my goodness, this is a true gem.


>And to finish the haul, I have an incredible figurine here. So I believe these are called Staffordshire Terriers. Um, these are a Victorian figurine. Some of these are from like the 1850s. I am guesstimating that this piece was made between the 1850s and the 1870s. I couldn't get an exact date on this particular figurine, but, um, it has varied, like I've seen it listed in 1860s, 1870s. If you guys know for sure, if you are an expert, kindly comment down below. I would greatly appreciate it, but, um, it all started with this. So I was at a Goodwill that's next to a really large antique mall here in central Pennsylvania, and what I noticed about that Goodwill is that people that vend at that Goodwill will do, or, oh my gosh, people that vend at that antique mall will donate to Goodwill things that don't sell in their booth. They just have to get rid of it. So I found this little guy, and I couldn't believe it. I was like, "This has been on my wish list, and he's just sitting there." So that's what started it all. I knew I had to have more. I had to start a family. So I found his mommy. I love this figurine. I love the little lock on the collar. I love that orange paint color. They both have the same paint, so I feel like they were made to go together, almost like it has to be the same paint. So I was very excited to complete the little family. Um, I just love it. I love the expression. If you collect these figures, let me know in the comments down below.


>All right, everyone, so that's all for this antique finds video. Uh, if you want to see more content about my antiques, if you want me to do videos such as this one where we're going to go on a road trip to visit the places where Raymond was and do a historical video vlog on him, let me know. If you want me to take you to antique malls, let me know. If you want to see, like I said, more detailed videos about my objects, or if you want to also see videos about the plants behind me, let me know. I would love to hear what you're hoping for from my content, and until next time, happy treasure hunting. Uh, if you found anything recently, let me know in the comments sections down below, and I will see you all in my next video. Thanks for hanging out today. Bye, everyone.

No. 2105297

>>2105291
>>2105292
thank you nona, much appreciated. yeah this is about what i expected for her first official video back… her just showing off what she bought and talking about it in a really unengaging way. if she keeps making videos i feel like it will be a lot of this. her going out, having another excuse to buy more things so she could stare at herself into a camera to talk about it. but to be honest i don't think her youtube "return" is going to last very long, especially when she's on her next ryanquest

No. 2105322


No. 2105345

>>2105291
absolute hero, thank you
so, a bunch of junk and a tintype of someone else’s ancestor that she overpaid for because Civil War-obsessed weirdos drive that market into the stratosphere? fun!
the Currier and Ives lady does look like her, which I guess shows that plain and frumpy knows no century

No. 2105360

>>2105291
Nonna you're the real MVP. Had me dying at Courier Knives, topkek

Riveting content. I'm on the edge of my seat to find out where the doily ends up /s

No. 2105367

>>2105290
KEK right?
>I have this book, um it’s constructed of what appears to be paper, sheets of paper bound together, with a hard outer cover - maybe cardboard? The sheets of paper are white, with black symbols printed all over them. There is a number on each sheet - wow, these numbers go really high. Uh all in all it’s a great find!

No. 2105377

Trying to imagine what I'd think if I stumbled across this video without context. It's like one of those weird youtube recs that is a midwest housewife showing her recipe for making a 3 ingredient dish like potato salad.
But that's not it either, that person might think she's the next Martha Stewart but she is at least sharing something with others. This video doesn't do that. It's just "look at my stuff."
I think she's really lonely, mushmouth probably just wants to talk about tanks and digging holes all day and she has no one else to talk to or show interest in this. She's been waiting to tell someone about all this stuff and all she has is the camera. (Which is her own fault, because she's a cunt to every woman she knows.)

No. 2105381

>>2105377
I just tried to watch this and she’s literally reading off something she has taped next to her phone. And this hair is absolutely terrible on her. Heather please change the hair.

No. 2105383

>>2105381
And the blouse looks like it came from Granny's closet. Her appearance is really something lately.

No. 2105438

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Heather for the love of god wear mascara. Her crab stalk eyes piss me off. Also we talk shit about goob with his autistic speech impediment but she’s got one too
>this object I am howding

No. 2105455

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Suffering through her latest video… 10 minutes in my bf goes "Omg, bitch.. Shut up." Also, definitely seems like she made some sock YouTube accounts to hype up her channel.(blolgging)

No. 2105460

>>2105455
Her username would be wantingoneryan. But I don't think Heather could write this sweetly, this is just some weird old bored lady.

No. 2105469

>>2105455
I actually think this is a real person, she's been commenting weird shit like this on Hag's instagram posts for years.

No. 2105496

>>2105438
Agreed. Her mushmouth really stands out in this video. It isn't as obvious when she is just…stringing together…thoughts.. slowly…like she does on insta.
She is pronouncing things incorrectly, doesn't know her shit, can't read, and isn't engaging at all. I do like that doily.
Did the fake teeth paid for by her ex husband grow or shift in her mouth? Did her tongue gain weight like the rest of her? Did Goober infect her with lead-baby retardation? It's a mystery, but what a great study on "Letting yourself go" she is.

No. 2105537

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Shopping addiction and ryanbaiting all in one

No. 2105559

>>2105537
Just rent a uhaul you leech

No. 2105608

>>2105455
that comment is some chatgpt bullshit

No. 2105617

File: 1743900897543.jpeg (448.38 KB, 1179x2090, IMG_0489.jpeg)

The shopaholic in her is so crazy. Having major regret over not buying this puffy thing on a stick Kek wtf

No. 2105618

>>2105617
Is she the true target audience for all those seashells-glued-to-items you see at thrift stores?

No. 2105623

>>2105617
twenty five dollars?? who pays that much for literal trash?

No. 2105646

>>2105537
What the fuck does she need a twin bed for?

No. 2105663

>>2105646
The layout of her house confuses me, I had no idea the Wall of Trash was in her bedroom until I saw this one >>2104611
The headboard looks pretty rough there. I can't tell if it's a twin though.

No. 2105669

>>2105663
Same nona my world is shaken again, cos I spent the first year of occasionally looking at this thread, thinking that the Wall of Trash was in her workplace lmao

Maybe things are bleaker than we thought and her apartment is moreso a bed-sit situation. Would explain why no Ryan's have been lured in yet. Fr imagine importing another whole person's life into that junk-cramped space.

No. 2105671

>>2105669
Maybe she's got two walls of trash? One in the bedroom, one in the living room, and we just can't tell the difference because they are uncurated… walls of trash.

No. 2105676

>>2105646
She already has a twin bed, with a similar headboard. Two twins together = one king, she’d just need another mattress and one of those topper things. That sounds too logical though; since it’s Heather she’s probably going to get rid of her current twin bed and buy a new one.

No. 2105685

>>2098831
>>2105496

The dark/dropped Ls are her western/central PA accent coming through, hence "hoading," "cavary," and "Pennsyvania." That's okay, she's only trying to talk into a mic for a living

No. 2105750

>>2105663
She moved her bed into her Living Room. I can't remember why… Maybe loud neighbors or road noise? It isn't a "bedsit", I think she even mentioned a basement at some point? It's the Cheap Cardboard Display shelves that get me. Girl, at least contact paper that shit like your hillbilly ancestors would if they couldn't afford nice wood.
>>2105685
Thanks for the explanation linguistics nonnie. She sounds like she has lost 50 IQ points since HeatherSparkles days.
Also Staffordshire, if she looked up just one video of someone knowledgeable speaking or Antiques Roadshow, she'd know those specific dogs are pronounced the proper English way of Stafford-shirr not Stafford-Shire. For being a huge collector of Antiques she actually knows nothing and her "eye" is so undeveloped. I'm glad she now has a kinda "focus" for identified Civil War Soldier stuff. It's just consuming & hoarding when you antique without a "theme" or "collection". Maybe GooberRyan's focused tism had some benefit to Heather.

>>2105537
The headboard is nice though, and most antique beds don't come in sizes larger than "Full" because only Royalty has massive king size beds at the time. The rails might not be original but hdgaf. I bet she has multiple repros or chimeras without knowing.

No. 2105763

>>2105322
The stupid ceramic dog is a reproduction, they are EVERYWHERE currently. If she has an antique, she showed zero indication…she doesn't show the bottom, maker's marks, or how to tell if the glazing is old. She couldn't suck more at this, people who actually collect will be puzzled by the point of these videos.

No. 2105836

>>2105763
I saw them at TK max. Fun fact: they are called hooker dogs in my country. Prostitutes would put those in their windows; if the dogs were facing inwards, they were "busy".

No. 2105840

>>2105836
See that's a fun piece of lore, I've heard a similar idea about sailors at sea (wives would face the dogs certain ways) and whether true or not, it's interesting to see how people have developed stories around these ceramics. Exactly the kind of thing worth discussing in a YouTube video, you'd think. Not "omg I saw these and then I bought them!!!!"

No. 2105851

>>2105840
>Exactly the kind of thing worth discussing in a YouTube video, you'd thnink. Not "omg I saw these and then I bought them!!!!"
i agree. she's very empty and her consoomerism reflects that. not defending consooming, but i feel like there are some people who genuinely care about the things they consoom, but heather just seems so aimless and superficial. sometimes i really wonder if all of her weird tangents online is her entire internal monologue and that's it, like there's nothing else behind her empty thoughts. i'd like to believe there's more to heather than her victim complex rants and hoarding/ryanquesting but i don't think there is. she’s an empty void, the way she uses social media as a diary makes me think that these fleeting thoughts and moments are all she has. it’s bleak

No. 2105868

>>2105646
Correct me if I’m wrong, but is that not a headboard and footboard of a single? She already has a single, so that would make some cut’n’shut twin?

>>2105763
Glad you caught it too nona. These were mass produced, Victorian into Edwardian period. True Staffordshire flatback is C18th and this…ain’t it.

>>2105836
>>2105840
Exactly, that’s the kind of lore people like to see from history creators. Not this base level show and tell. I cringed to death when I saw her reading off a prompt for the last video. Okay fair enough she says she has adhd and not everyone can remember facts and figures, so in that case why try to act polished? If you need notes, refer to them, but if you’re passionate about a subject, object, area in general you should be able to talk about it beyond “I like this yay.”

>>2105851
I think the issue is she’s not very intelligent. I don’t even mean academically, she’s just a bit thick. She’s an airhead in black and spoopy ghost shite. On the one hand she takes an interest in some relatively worthwhile antiques, on the other, she fawns over plastic Hot Topic and Target shite that she should have got over in her teen years.

No. 2105871

>>2105851
I can't get over her buying an old book and just talking about what it looks like on the outside lol
> it's green and you can tell I love the cover green
> it has this … this cover page
> and it has my civil war axe ryan's name in it!!
Okay, you might say, she's not much for reading. But you can see how it manifests when she is compelled to draw conclusions. She was scared and confused why people with clipboards were knocking on her door a few weeks before the presidential election. She explains her finances through magic (money appears, then money disappears, and there's usually this little bit of money that is there, but now there's not). Despite being 35 years old she has yet to figure out the fundamentals of how "food" works.

No. 2105893

File: 1743986169143.jpeg (1.18 MB, 1079x2715, Picsew_20250406173329.jpeg)

She took her new overpriced civil war Ryan on a road trip and showed how dumb out of touch she is once again

No. 2105894

File: 1743986217921.jpeg (1.74 MB, 1179x2095, IMG_4629.jpeg)

“Project” meaning “Instagram post”(repost)

No. 2105939

>>2105893

she's retarded af. no one IDs you in a graveyard. walk with purpose, have some flowers in your hand and no one's going to know what an exploitative creep weirdo you really are.

No. 2105941

>>2105893
She fucking FORGOT it?! The whole point of this whole dumb trip and she left it at home. Jesus Christ. You know all she was thinking about was what she was going to say during her video to post or some shit. And she’s not even taking goober pea with her for the adventure. ScoutingNewRyan when?

No. 2105942

>>2105893
I cannot believe she paid 500 fucking dollars for that tintype.

No. 2105960

>>2105893
Heather husbandofag arc is not something i expected.

No. 2105969

File: 1744017987357.jpeg (320.95 KB, 1080x1919, 75.jpeg)

wasn't she too ill to work just a week ago?

No. 2105990

>>2105893
her vapid materialism knows no bounds. shes not a researcher my any means as she devoid of any intelligence. shes just a dumb woman who prefers acting like a teenager going all goo goo gah gah over any generic white giy, dead or alive. I mean, I can see the curiosity aspect, but shes so messy in everything she does that i really think it was excuse to run into a guy or buy shit.

No. 2106055

>>2105941
Kek imagine being dragged around like a little girls new favourite barbie (til the next), to be exploited for a medium so far from your conception it might as well be a Sci fi plot in a foreign language, whilst you're just trying to be war-dead in peace.

No. 2106066

She’s a pick me for dead guys.

No. 2106106

>>2105969
If she's in Pittsburgh she's referring to the store she worked at originally where she got along with her coworkers. Iirc one of them even came on here to defend her, kek

The last time she was visiting Pittsburgh and went to her mother's house it ended with her being disowned and lead to her sleeping in her car

No. 2106108

>>2106106
>The last time she was visiting Pittsburgh and went to her mother's house it ended with her being disowned and lead to her sleeping in her car
which thread can I read up on this kek

No. 2106109

File: 1744050332059.jpeg (1.3 MB, 828x1460, IMG_8207.jpeg)

Kek she can’t even pretend to like his hole digging passion for his attention. The day Heather doesn’t care to absorb a man’s hobby It’s truely over

No. 2106112

>>2106109
Oof, definitely a bad sign for goober.

No. 2106120

>>2105969
What can she actually do with her hair so it doesn't look like a troon wig or some teenage rocker from the '80s.

No. 2106123

>>2105969
What if this is a buildup to her suddenly claiming to miss her family and hometown so much that she simply must move back, goodbye apartment sorry Goober farewell dirt life.

>>2106120
This is so accurate kek

No. 2106125

>>2106108

Twelfth thread starting at
>>1679271

No. 2106131

>>2106109
>The day Heather doesn’t care to absorb a man’s hobby It’s truely over
kek he's too autistic for her. hope she never claims she's autistic again after this one

No. 2106151

>>2106109
this is definitely a jab at Ethan wow, she could not make it anymore obvious. but for me this so shows a lack of patience, and unwillingness to do any type of work that requires exertion since she whines a lot about target. enjoy getting fat heather.

No. 2106154

>>2106125
not that nona but I love these callback posts because everything is different but entirely the same. Two years ago she's claiming she's going to lose her job any day now, tries to move in with someone that doesn't want her, claims target is destroying her hands, etc. Heather's life is a closed circle (tho one that's getting bigger every day kek)
>>2106109
Tinfoil: Gooberyan probably gets a week or two off of work every year and he used it to go dig holes in Virginia.
Heather just took a week off (so much for "losing my job" lol) and is going to use it to show him up. Being Gooberyan he probably just said "Hey have a great week" and now she has to escalate by shitting on him.
> Hours of my life wasted digging holes
His entire life is just digging holes lol

No. 2106166

>>2106154

Bingo

My favorite part of that thread was just a few comments up from the one I linked of one of her many crying selfies that she captioned "At least I'm pretty when I cry"

I can't wait for them to break up because Heather always airs her dirty laundry

No. 2106167

>>2106125
ayrt, thank you so much. bringing family drama to facebook because your mom is tired of your shit lmao. she hasnt fucking changed at all. calling off work because shes a whiny bitch ("going to loose my job any day now!"), acting like target is slaving her like a child from the congo, always wanting someone else to solve her problems then getting mad when theyre a human being with their own life and hobbies….good god she will never. fucking. change. god shes gonna be in her 60s pulling this same shit.

No. 2106240

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> he doesn't know that you're supposed to post for months about starting an etsy shop before trying to sell anything

No. 2106250

File: 1744067787835.jpeg (1.06 MB, 828x1435, IMG_8212.jpeg)

Justifying her $500 impulse husbando purchase

No. 2106252

>>2106109
She deleted this jab at Ethan

No. 2106275

>>2106125
Thanks for the blast from the past.
>>>/snow/1685691
"Is this a threat against me?" Kek I can't with her, she's so dramatic

No. 2106381

>>2106109

Guess she's only fonnin stuff at stores from now on

No. 2106406

File: 1744095289554.jpeg (1.01 MB, 828x1398, IMG_8213.jpeg)

>caretaker

No. 2106413

>>2106406
kek what the fuck does she mean by that

No. 2106429

>>2106406
She’s trying to fill the void of not having a baby with caring for this old foto? Ok Heather whatever floats your boat.

No. 2106447

>>2105893
makes sense she would forget ryanmond at home for this whole process of indulging in her narcissism.
>>2106406
why have 3d ryans when the 2d ryanmond doesn’t leave you to dig holes when you’re clearly dying and getting arrested for trespassing?

No. 2106454

>>2106406
1864 is about 160 years ago. Does this weirdo seriously think no one ever did this before including his own family? her narcissism is so weird and creepy. shes clearly using this dead guy's photo to fill the void whenever ethan doesnt want to indulge in her bullshit.

No. 2106456

>>2106381
kek sure, no effort required. just a bunch of numbers changing on a virtual machine somewhere, it's like magic or something
>>2106250
>>2106406
even if you believe in life after death this is just so incredibly stupid. Does she think his eternal soul is trapped in that tintype? She's like a child.

I'm surprised Heather hasn't gotten into tarot, horoscopes, ritual magic or witchcraft. Would be such a good fit for her gothic lifestyle

No. 2106461

>>2106250
>>2106406
every time I think she can't get more batshit insane she proves us wrong. This is mental

No. 2106470

>>2106406
This is what happens when you have no family, no friends, no partner in life for years. This depressed, socially retarded, emotionally stunted mid 30 yo woman is desperately trying to fill all the voids in her life and find some shred of meaning for her sad existence by deluding herself into thinking she's got the soul of this dude trapped into a little frame and it's her solemn duty to Uber him around. I can't think of anything more pathetic

No. 2106488

>>2106470
>something more pathetic
Filming it for the world to see like it's some kind of privileged history brag

No. 2106498

>>2106470
It could be kinda sweet and meaningful if she was somehow related to the dude but it's a fucking picture she found in a dusty thrift store and her theatrics are so unbelievably try hard. Imagine randomly finding out about a weirdo dumpy woman declaring herself the "caretaker" of your long gone family member kek, is it just me or is her shit super tone-deaf on top of being retarded

No. 2106559

>>2106406
After fumbling around with urbex, cemetery photography, plants and owls, she's finally reaching her goal of having extreme and incomprehensible hobbies. Congrats Heather!

No. 2106567

>>2106456

> Does she think his eternal soul is trapped in that tintype?


Like the illiterates of the time, she thinks that cameras in the 1860s really did steal your soul

No. 2106575

>>2106498
It wasn't even a dusty photo she found at a thrift store, it's an ebay auction win she paid $500 for. She's just trying to mask her shopping addiction with this meaningless bullshit.

No. 2106582

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No. 2106595

>>2106582
Don't they just look so happy and in love?!

If he's that broke to be selling pieces of his collection, living with his mom, inquiring about other jobs he could do, there's no way Heather is happy. She wants a sugar daddy so she can quit Target and spend her time buying more crap. She's definitely not going to get that with this kid.

It feels like it's been she's since she posted anything sweet/nausea-inducing about him. She started going silent and no longer ooeygooey over axemurdererryan before they broke up.

Goober's days are numbered.(integrate)

No. 2106602

>>2106582
I'm surprised that Goober has a different shirt on.

No. 2106654

File: 1744152660224.jpeg (1.2 MB, 1179x2153, IMG_0589.jpeg)

Making goob take her picture next to all her civil war husbandos. It’s clear she bought the $500 tintype and took it on an adventure because the man was attractive. I wonder if she’s shown the side of her that we’ve seen her treat her husband like yet where she threw a fit at that old building because he wasn’t filming her enough

No. 2106656

>>2106406
>>2106250
Husbando arc is still more interesting than the child-bride saga kek

No. 2106681

>>2106654
When your gut starts to stick out more than your tits

No. 2106691

>>2106109
Shes so boring. Metal detecting is so fucking fun (maybe not with goob, ill pass). Shes literally the worst.

No. 2106702

>>2106406
Caretaker, jesus wept girl just get a guinea pig or something.
Kind of amazed Heather has never impulse bought a pet. I can see her having a horribly inbred, puppy-farmed fashion breed that causes all sorts of drama in its miserable existence and gives her life purpose.
Small mercies ig but it's strange along, with never thinking of training for any sort of job that isn't the cruel cruel mines.

No. 2106719

>>2106250
i’m not one of those cynical people who dismiss anything spiritual or whatever but genuinely, this means nothing. she took a picture of a guy to the grave of his father. what, does she think his soul is in the picture? wtf does this actually do for anyone besides make her feel important?

No. 2106724

>>2106719
I’m glad I’m not the only one who fails to see the meaning behind bringing these photos to their graves. It’s pointless but it’s almost some hunter thing that she wants to archive. Is this a common thing in tiny type collector circles?
>>2106702
I could totally see her get a complicated but pretty pet like a Chameleon or dog breeds that are crazy high energy and she discovers after a week she’s can’t handle it and cries on her story kek

No. 2106725

>>2106654
Heather "Two Pairs of Pants" Steele

No. 2106728

>>2106654
Is she trying to make him jealous of the tintype

No. 2106761


No. 2106773

>>2106582
Their lips are the exact same color
>>2106719
It's a step up from wandering into a random graveyard and taking pictures next to the best looking headstones but only just. And it's way better than shopping or eating. If Heather actually finds it meaningful in some way, I would even say this is the best hobby she's had, so what if it's dumb. But I kind of doubt she does? Everything she does is so performative, and she's a terrible actress.

No. 2106784

>>2106773
It’s the filter she used. It makes her gray crab eyes pop even more

No. 2106791

>>2106582
What in the fuck compelled her to take a photo of them in a 7-11? Imagine being a normal person paying for gas and this matronly plump bitch with what looks like a poorly slapped on wig about to slide off her head is whining at an autistic sped with equally deranged hair to take the 2463th picture with her.

No. 2106797

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>>2106582(fan art)

No. 2106886

>>2106797
Next thread pic please. Along with her square shaped body

No. 2106888

>>2106797
>>2106886
Don’t forget the black hair and the tinytype!

No. 2106891

>>2106773
> a step up but only just
Basically this. She's doing something other than swiping right but just barely. I just think it's funny that all of her "creative projects" amount to her standing in front of things with the same vacant smile lol
>>2106791
From the crimson and beige colors I thought she had taken him to the Target she used to work at there, but you're right.
>>2106797
Holy shit hahahaha

No. 2106948

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Kek(sage your shit)

No. 2107022

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>>2106948
Lol
New full body pic dropped

No. 2107038

>>2107022
Was Heather "Two Pairs of Pants" Steele an exaggeration? Why is she wearing the same pair of pants every day?! Gross.

No. 2107042

>>2107038
it's probably the only one with an elastic waistband

No. 2107105

>>2107038
Definitely not an exaggeration, she wears these and a pair of grey ripped jeans and that's it. For how vain she is, she really has no style at all. Every single thing is from Target.

>>2107042
kek

No. 2107125

>>2107105

I swear I remember her saying (when she was first starting to gain the weight back) that she threw out her all her old clothes and now she only has a pair or two of pants that fit. apparently she decided she can work with that

No. 2107133

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No. 2107134

>>2107038
>>2107105
>>2107125
I guess, she doesn't have any money left to buy usable things for her day to day life. With how much she spends on ice cream, ugly antiques, plants and driving around, buying new trousers might not be her number one priority. And she surely will lose that weight, right?…

No. 2107137

>>2107134
I bet she’s asking the gooober for money here and there and that’s why he’s Selling his war cosplays

No. 2107141

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Hard to believe a 35 year old adult woman wrote this. What being a friendless and unlikeable does I guess

No. 2107142

>>2107141
>empowering
I'm putting this word on top of the fridge until further notice

No. 2107143

>>2107137
sure she does and she is still in debt. I don't know how much she makes, but with rent, a car, increasing prices and her constantly buying ice cream and dolls, there isn't much else she can afford. Maybe she asked him for money for a computer and he said no and that's why she is depressed now.

No. 2107144

>>2107141
so she thinks spending money on more expensive groceries will make her healthy again? How long until the next ice cream? Can't wait for the Everything-Raw Heather, with her political views she would be welcome in that community.

No. 2107145

>>2107141
trader Joe is more expensive than other grocery stores, this is just about the brand and how she is perceived. she could get the same organic vegetables from a regular supermarket

No. 2107148

>>2107141
Oh god not the kale again. Also is she allergic to protein?? How about some tofu or chicken?

No. 2107154

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No. 2107163

>>2107141
>they’re so nice to me in there
She thinks the trader Joe Ryans are flirting with her and that’s why she keeps going back. Little does she know they’re all supposed to flirt and be friendly it’s part of the culture there Kek. Also good god she’s going to be fat forever. She’s stuck in the cycle of eating only veggies and starving so gorging out on sheetz or ice cream instead of cooking a protein

No. 2107196

>>2107141
this is something lois griffin would say

No. 2107205

>>2107163
Kek it's completely possible. She's the female version of the loser perv who thinks strippers are hitting on her. How is she so socially inept?

No. 2107227

>>2107133
Kek. But you have a moid heather!! I thought being single was what was making her so depressed. Remember this when she is complaining about being depressed because she is single… again. Lol

No. 2107251

File: 1744334293749.jpg (150.59 KB, 1195x1024, suwwenda-dowothy.jpg)

> He's where da confedawets suwwended at Appamatiks, dere were cannins over here and ova da hills where wekin be foinin some buwwets n coyns n buttins
> Heather: Wow!

No. 2107263

>>2107133
strange way to say "I love shopping"
>>2107105
does anyone know which thread she says this? it seems more like she just diverted whatever money she used to spend on clothes to antique shit and food now.
>>2107141
>me me me me all the guys at trader joes treat me like the princess I am
>>2107251
This will never not be funny.

No. 2107271

File: 1744340357702.jpeg (671.72 KB, 828x1478, IMG_8245.jpeg)

Pray for Heather. She’s doing normal adult things as an adult woman

No. 2107283

>>2107271
and you took the photo in your underwear/nightgown because why waste the opportunity to thirstpost, right hag? such a multitasking girlboss

No. 2107344

>>2107271
She means, scrolling on her phone for hours avoiding being an adult. Do I remember it correctly and she doesn't have a computer? So she is making all of that on her phone? She really is bad at making choices, instead of buying a new phone she should have bought a computer.

No. 2107348

>>2107227
It's so painful to acknowledge that the reason you feel depressed and lonely and trapped in life is because you made a series of stupid, selfish, short-sighted decisions over many years and the only way out of the situation is to downgrade your entire lifestyle and stop indulging in the little treats that are both keeping you from totally giving up on life and from getting out of the hole you've dug. Much easier to blame it on your job or being single or "the haters" or whatever. She lacks the maturity necessary to take responsibility for her mistakes so she can never do anything but double-down and keep digging the hole deeper. I would love to see her on that youtube show with the fat scrote who berates people for their bad financial decisions.

No. 2107376

>>2107196
KEK nonnie my sides
>>2107251
At this point in their relayshunship I don't think goober is even getting a fake "wow" out of her anymore.

No. 2107428

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Does she not realize that she can just take cuttings and propagate the ones she already has and she could have another one for free? Is she really that impulsive and impatient or is she actually retarded. I can’t imagine buying a second cebu blue, they’re kinda pricey and they propagate so quickly I’ve got 3 from mine

No. 2107431

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And this looks disgusting she can’t even gas herself up about this one

No. 2107433

>>2107428
Does she not realize that she can just take cuttings and propagate the ones she already has and she could have another one for free?
no anon because shes literally a Dumb Bitch. She has the understanding and capability to learn like a horny teenager.

No. 2107442

>>2107428
do you think she reads any scientific articles or guides somewhere? Do you think she can read and comprehend what she is reading? So, no, she doesn't know anything about it and in the end, she has to "rescue" those poor plants like they are children from an orphanage.

>>2107431
What is healthy bread? And one serious question, what are farm eggs? Are they organic or does it only mean they are from a farm, like every other egg out there.

No. 2107447

>>2107442
She doesn’t even need to do scientific research to know what propagating is, she calls herself a “goth plant mommy” and has spent thousands of dollars on rare houseplants but the hobby is so surface level to her the basic concept of snipping a cutting and sticking the thing in a cup of water went right over her head

No. 2107450

>>2107447
but it involves reading and you know, she doesn't do that. If that book isn't pretty, she won't touch it. She is only in for the rush she gets when she buys something, everything else, no, not her thing. And don't forget, she is oh so depressed.

No. 2107464

>>2107428
Propagating is probably one of the best parts of gardening. What a moron.
>>2107431
>healthy bread
Kek. Removing the bread is what would be healthy for a fat ass like her. Wrap it all in that raw kale you love so much.

No. 2107470

>>2107442
>>2107428
Heather is dumb but one of her recent vids shot in her kitchen shows 3 or 4 plants water propagating on the windowsill. So she does know, she's buying them because she's neurotic. Breaking news!

No. 2107488

File: 1744408025852.jpg (33.57 KB, 794x502, heather-sparkles-behind-the-jo…)

>>2107470
Ah, I thought it was a story but it's right in the thumbnail of her youtube video >>2105322
(Also I guess she already gave up on the YouTube renaissance lol)

No. 2107502

>>2107431
Girllll you could have put some cheese on that egg and made a kimchi omelet, instead of using that wacky collagen.

Yet you made a dry ass over fried egg with no extra seasoning.>>2107431
>>2107431

No. 2107509

>>2107442
Around here people would only say "farm eggs" if they're talking about eggs they got from a local farmer or a backyard flock. When Heather says it, it probably just means they came in a carton with expensive words on it, same way the bread is "healthy" because the packaging says "artisanal" on it. I wonder if she ever has moments where she doesn't feel or act like she's performing for an audience. Is there a name for that kind of pathological performative behavior?

No. 2107529

>>2107431
the color of that matcha kek

No. 2107538

>>2107271
Nitpick/tinfoil/imagining things but in half of her cleavage selfies her gaze is a little too low to be looking at her face so it looks like she’s staring at her own tits in the front cam. Makes the come hitheryan intention really obvious

No. 2107585

>>2107488

No one's going to mention the reappearance of her mascara?

No. 2107593

>>2107538
Read that as come hitlerryan

No. 2107598

>>2107585

Where?? All I see is black eyeshadow rubbed on her lids

No. 2107601

File: 1744471078961.jpeg (573.11 KB, 649x2302, Picsew_20250412081618.jpeg)

Looking worse and bigger everyday

No. 2107613

>>2107601

She's able to fake a decent hourglass figure in the top picture by practically stepping over her other foot, but she looks like a potato on toothpicks otherwise

No. 2107616

>>2107601
but she finally changed her pants

No. 2107619

>>2107601
oh wow shes pixielocks fat.

No. 2107624

File: 1744476756918.jpg (120.41 KB, 1080x1920, 1000024035.jpg)


No. 2107638

>>2107624
she looks like the world’s shortest linebacker in those photos, flowy top and skinny jeans is not the choice she needs to be making right now
>lots of Confederate graves
good, the more the better, treasonweasels

No. 2107721

File: 1744491778690.jpeg (1.79 MB, 1320x2346, virginia-is-for-bathers.jpeg)

>>2107616
But now she's wearing the same top every day:
>>2107601
>>2107133
Wore it 2 days ago to buy a plant, these grave photos are in Virginia. This is gross.

No. 2107741

File: 1744496050686.mp4 (1.41 MB, 720x1280, 1000024033.mp4)


No. 2107745

>>2107721
You never know nona, she might do incredibly wasteful one or two item washes every other day.

KEK the Oops graphic on the front page was funny af. Good on her for finally getting out grave robbing instead of moaning about it. Sounds like she's roped Ryan into it, maybe him not jumping to be her cameraman was the cause of the weeks of bitching and moaning

No. 2107768

File: 1744500652677.jpeg (1.53 MB, 1290x1699, IMG_6970.jpeg)

>>2107721
It’s way too small for her. Picrel is how it’s supposed to fit, it’s still fuck ugly but at least the model was able to button the neck.

No. 2107798

File: 1744508876725.jpeg (392.24 KB, 1179x2117, IMG_4723.jpeg)

Someone finally called out her confederate obsession.

No. 2107800

File: 1744509730586.jpeg (1.3 MB, 828x1474, IMG_8272.jpeg)

>>2107798
Her “friend” John jfc

No. 2107802

File: 1744509989891.jpeg (709.12 KB, 828x1429, IMG_8274.jpeg)

She’s got her retard defending her husbando in the comments

No. 2107803

>>2107802
I’m sure the nazis had a similar mindset kek. Sure he was a traitor but it was for his country!

No. 2107807

>>2107803
These are both one and the same. The "myth of the clean Wehrmacht" was developed in the US by some of the same people who fostered the pro-Confederate "Lost Cause." They were both created for policy reasons (to rehab ex-Nazis in rebuilding the Germany army after WW2 and justifying their release from prison, and bringing ex-confederates into the state during Reconstruction and justifying segregation).
So big brain mushmouth here is literally repeating the end result of "rich man's policy." I'm sure it would blow his mind if he could understand it.

No. 2107826

>>2107800
So she’s been thirsting after a 19 year old?

No. 2107840

>>2107798
Resorting to a personal attack because she's literally too stupid/ignorant to defend her questionable interests. Good thing she can just repost what Goob said and go "yeah, tell him, babe!" Truly pathetic.

No. 2107907

>>2107613
>a decent hourglass figure
Isn't having a waist kind of a prerequisite for that?
>>2107638
>flowy top and skinny jeans is not the choice she needs to be making right now
my thoughts exactly

No. 2108034

File: 1744582859872.jpeg (1.01 MB, 1320x2346, veruca-blueberry.jpeg)

lol this is so funny for some reason

No. 2108040

>>2108034
Hahaha I think it’s how he’s holding his hat. Like it’s not just some tourists taking a picture with the actors, he’s mentally gone back in time and is actually one of them (and with such honor). Heather idk it’s hard to tell if she’s even trying to dress for the occasion because she just always looks like a potato sack.

No. 2108084

>>2108034
the way Heather is holding that man's arm makes it look like they're Ethan's parents and they're posing with him and his grandfather.

No. 2108197

File: 1744641063598.jpg (266.36 KB, 541x909, Screenshot_20250414_151713.jpg)

After all the agonising over it, truly she picked the worst era of her life for the lame goth hair.
It looks so, so ill suited to her trad, confederacy larp. I'm surprised she didn't nope the fuck back out of it, as difficult as that would be on her hair it couldn't really look worse.
Looking like an actual schoolmarm in that picture. It would take minus effort at this point to lose weight.

Anyway. Goob calls himself "the owner of the picture" here >>2107802. Does he mean by that, that he bought the retardedly expensive husbando tintype? Or does he mean "as photographer" of Heather's random Instagram shot?
If he means the second, I'm surprised she didn't seethe for him encroaching on her territory as a content producing artiste.
If he means he bought her the tintype, lol it would explain why he's suddenly strapped for cash despite living at his parents.

Once Heather is over new Ryan thrill, maybe she starts drilling into them for money? The picture she paints of constant job insecurity despite nothing ever changing would suggest so. Like what other reason would there be for that.

No. 2108202

>>2108197
They aren't discussing the $500 husbando tintype, which Heather bought, they're discussing a different one which belongs to Goob. You can see it in the image on top of the headstone. >>2107800 Husbando with the axe is called Raymond, this guy is John (and isn't holding an axe).

No. 2108303

>>2108197
You ain't kidding nonnie. Look what a difference 6 months makes:
>>2040254
>>2045255
Imagine getting together with someone and seeing so much drastic change in half a year. I get that everyone evolves but damn.

No. 2108310

File: 1744662417488.jpg (6.32 MB, 4096x4096, 1000001477.jpg)

>>2108197
6 months ago at the start of Heather and GooberPea vs now

No. 2108330

File: 1744664380087.jpg (419.48 KB, 1080x1844, 1000005452.jpg)

Heather and Goober go fonnin' stuff in Virginia and Heather starts weeping at the sight of the picture man's grave. Reminder that this person they're crying about fought for the right to keep slaves and Heather is from Pennsylvania.

No. 2108363

>>2108330
>couldn’t speak for fear of bawling like a child
I thought Heather’s husbandofagging was her not understanding why anyone might be interested in the civil war if there weren’t Ryans - but he’s doing it too?? This is so retarded who gives a shit that some random kid fought to enslave an entire race and then shitted himself to death in prison nearly 200 years ago. He’s not a relative and it doesn’t even sound like he was a hero - just one of 260,000 dead traitors. There’s no moral or perspective either; she’ll go back to her easy job at Target and wholeheartedly believe that she’s killing herself setting up displays. Like what is even the point?? Wake up and smell the credit card debt Heather.

No. 2108374

File: 1744673764777.mp4 (1.29 MB, 720x1280, AQOY5t0BTumDEan9tXAJvOj8eoMWrp…)

>So I am having a medical episode right now. And I wanted to document it. Mainly because I'm hoping this will help me to calm down. So I was in the emergency room last month because I had my first ocular migraine and I didn't know what was going on or what was happening to me. Now I know what's happening to me and I'm going through the experience and I'm managing it.

>So I just wanted to share what I'm experiencing because I am full on into the attack.

No. 2108376

File: 1744673856111.mp4 (1.95 MB, 720x1280, AQOUchAfnrFr_74TOJ7oIAgzgAvXet…)

>So I had gotten some devastating news today. And I was crying and crying and crying. It was news that I expected but Jesus Christ. And then I just noticed a little bit after I got home I started seeing the spot in my eye and I was like, Oh, boy! It's happening!

>So, I took three extra strength Tylenol and I'm now laying down. I am blind in one eye. So basically what it's doing is there's a flashing crescent moon of light and it's overtaking my vision. It's constant pulsing, flashing of light. I see it when I'm closing my eyes as well.


>It's very frightening actually, seeing patterns of black and white all in that eye. It's really scary. There's a lot of light that I'm seeing. They say it's in your brain and not your eyes.

No. 2108378

File: 1744673990678.mp4 (2.25 MB, 720x1280, AQMnKWHE76QmXoUsPJO68l-ITXBSmN…)

>It looks like lightning. Like, there's lightning going all around my vision. (crying) It's pretty scary. But I know that it's not worth an ambulance drive. It's not worth all of that.

>And I am not going to let myself always feel like this to the point where I'm getting these medical episodes. So I was just hoping that maybe posting and talking would help. I'm listening to a civil war podcast. I'm relaxing. I was gonna go to Gettysburg for a little bit and try to have a nice night after today, but I'm just gonna relax and do some research via podcast and try not to look at anything else.


>So I'll talk to you guys later and let you know how it went, but the attack shouldn't last more than like fifteen minutes. So if you ever get one of these, don't panic. You're not gonna die.

No. 2108380

File: 1744674286112.mp4 (4.47 MB, 720x1280, AQPNylw7Dq14bP1y9Y6hxtHKmfN7eT…)

>So I am about fifteen minutes into the attack and I decided to get up. You know, the attack went from flashes to a flashing wave. Now, it kind of looks like imagine like if there's a little ceiling fan that's going around but it's in your peripheral. So I do feel dizzy and I noticed that I started to shake. But I got up, got a banana because the last time when I was in the ER they said I had low Potassium.

>And I have my glasses off. If you guys don't know, I'm very nearsighted so I have my glasses off. And, it's finally starting to ease up. It's only in one spot now. So I'm very glad that I know what this is.


>I know I'm not having a stroke. I know I'm not dying. I might be dying. We don't know.

No. 2108381

File: 1744674499564.mp4 (4.84 MB, 720x1280, img2 (1).mp4)

>And just like that, it is almost gone. There's still something going on. I literally, as I'm staring, it looks like, imagine just a ceiling fan going out of your peripheral. But when I close my eyes, I don't see the light anymore. And this is why it's good to find out what's wrong with you so you can empower yourself.

>Did I call 911? Did I end up being strapped inside of an ambulance and then given an IV and blood taken and all these stuff put on me and stroke test? No. No. I think I'm gonna be okay.


>Oh, that was scary. I actually came over to get Raymond (picks up husbando) because I was like, Raymond, please keep me company. I'm scared, but I think I'm gonna be okay. Just hope it goes away soon because I wanted to have a fun night and I wanted to go out. I don't know if I should

No. 2108382

File: 1744674742203.mp4 (5.52 MB, 720x1280, AQOZOqHkphD09H9-brjBFxHHABvZhf…)

>Anyway, thanks for being here. Thanks for listening. The attack is almost gone. There's still a little something going on. I'm seeing motion in my eye that isn't actually there.

>Definitely have a headache now. And I know that the source of all of this is the same. The reason I'm struggling with my health is all the same. It's all linked to the same stress and the same cause of the stress. And if there's not a major change, I don't know what I'm gonna do.


>I continue to decline on every level. So, that's why I love, you know, my civil war stuff. It's my escape. That's why I love my antiques. They're my escape and I just, I don't want to have a reason to always want to escape.


Jesus fucking christ so dramatic. At least she didnt waste the EMT and ER workers time this time around because she thought she was dying. What do we this this devistating news that caused all this was? I'm guessing (and hoping tbh) shes officially infertile

No. 2108387

>>2108382
She looks like she’s in her 50s good god.

No. 2108391

>>2108310
To quote Heather
> Wow!
I wonder if she'll ever make the connection that a doormat moid hasn't changed anything about her life. She's eating her neuroticism but she blames it on a job that it sounds like she's pretty lucky to have.
>>2108330
Well that's pretty unhinged. He's going to wind up as a security guard that stands outside of a Shop'N'Save in rural Pennsylvania dressed in tacticool shit lol
>>2108382
It's Heather, don't think about what would make a normie cry. She just finished sobbing over seeing the grave of a guy from a picture her moid bought on eBay lol
More than likely it's something like he can't/won't move in with her, which stalls her dream of being totally helpless and dependent on a man. Something involving her thwarted "plans" of doing nothing for the rest of her life.

No. 2108395

File: 1744676888269.png (3.44 MB, 1179x2556, IMG_4734.png)

In this story she claims she’s “about to be unemployed” and can’t find work. She’s been saying this for months.

No. 2108397

File: 1744676974523.mp4 (8.83 MB, 720x1280, aHR0cHM6Ly9zY29udGVudC1sZ2EzLT…)

>So I made it out of the house. I didn't wanna be alone, worrying about things. So I'll just be honest with you guys. I am about to be unemployed, and I just have tried and tried and tried to get a job, and it's not going well. I've applied for, oh, 20 or so places.

>Had one interview that didn't go so well, but it was an experience. So that's something if you guys know of good companies to work for, if you have a job you really enjoy, feel free to let me know where you're working and what you're doing. And what's an easy company to get in with? Like, what's some good entry level jobs? Let me know.

No. 2108404

>>2108374
Histrionic. And so is goober, considering his little performace >>2108330 where he almost "bawled" due to being in the presence of such a revered and honorable man, traitor #27812.
>>2108376
She got fired finally? Also good lord, the noise around her house is incessant.
>>2108380
From this angle you can definitely see how much weight she gained.
Thank you for the videos and transcripts nonna.

No. 2108405

>>2108397
> I'm about to be unemployed
They told her this the day after she came back from a week vacation?

No. 2108412

>>2107800
>19yo
trying to hagmaxx the death now

No. 2108428

File: 1744683862528.jpeg (732.86 KB, 828x1372, IMG_8291.jpeg)

>>2108397
You’d never guess where she went

No. 2108436

All of the videos are deleted now

No. 2108444

>>2108428
She’s so histrionic and privileged. She’s steps away from begging for a ryan to save her.

No. 2108445

>>2108428
OK Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, whatever your fatass says.

No. 2108450

>>2108428
> yes I drove 45 minutes for ice cream
lol she's lurking here again huh

No. 2108459

>>2108428
I love she always gets the exact same ice cream flavour.

No. 2108460

File: 1744689986458.jpeg (393.28 KB, 1178x1964, IMG_0840.jpeg)

Yes, god wants you to have more ice cream. He didn’t spare your dead soldier Ryans but he certainly wanted you to have more ice cream.

No. 2108461

>>2108459
I hate this bitch because I have the same taste as her and want ice cream so bad every time I check this thread(blogging)

No. 2108462

>>2108397
>”about to be unemployed”
>been applying for jobs
>failing
>”what’s an easy job to get into that’s entry level?”
>currently works for a company that is easily employed and is entry level
Is she just playing dumb so she can back her goober into a corner and he can take care of her? She’s not going to be unemployed anytime soon. There’s no way she will allow herself to be evicted with all her trash and plants. Idk who these videos are for. Is she Ryan baiting? Would anyone except for her current retard fall for this? If they were able to move in together they would have already.

No. 2108463

>>2108460
Which one is her favorite? All of them?

No. 2108465

File: 1744692427664.jpeg (356.78 KB, 828x1449, IMG_8292.jpeg)

>we have adopted him as our own

This is fucking unhinged. A grown ass man who’s been dead for over 100 years, who had a family and probably still has living ancestors. What gives her the right to this dude?

No. 2108474

>>2108465
Narcissism, main character syndrome.

No. 2108476

>>2108465
She should try mormanism… it REALLY ticks all of her boxes.

No. 2108477

>>2108465

Has it occurred to Heather that young men died horrible deaths on the non-slavery side, too? Tell your hillbilly boyfriend to cry for them.

No. 2108494

>>2108428
Tell me you’ve never had a migraine in your life without telling me. Babe, if you could think clearly enough to drive? IT WASN’T A MIGRAINE. If it was just a migraine that included an hallucination and no actual pain, screw right off. 1) If you’re seeing stuff you know is a hallucination? DON’T DRIVE. And that’s if you’re in that minuscule minority. Most “migraines” result in people secluding themselves in rooms, preferably pitch black and completely soundless, or covering your eyes and plugging your ears so everything is completely black and silent. Either way, hag really just outed herself. So incredibly dimwitted and just plain stupid.

No. 2108495

>>2108494
Ban me for blog posting; idec. That’s so insanely dangerous. People having actual migraines should not drive under any circumstance, let alone 45 minutes ONE WAY. An HOUR AND A HALF round trip for her. So incredibly stupid.

No. 2108504

>>2108382
Ah yes, when you have a migraine it's best to use your phone and blast the light into your eyes instead of just laying down in the dark. Her constant need for attention is insane, migraines can be pretty bad but I've never seen someone milk one for attention like this.

No. 2108510

>>2108382
>Medical episode
>Maybe dying who knows
>It's a headache

If the "attack" was gone in a timeframe of recording few stories, she was looking right into phone screen the whole time and then drove like it's nothing, then it's not a migraine.
And her "dark life" lol. A headache and looking for a job, that's it?What is 20 applications? People send hundreds. As for now she's fully employed, spending money on whatever she wants, driving around farting on cemeteries with her gooberbf. What is so dark about this exactly

No. 2108525

>>2108428
you don't have a "dark" life heather. youre a thin skinned attention whore.

No. 2108533

>>2108395
>>2108405
did she hand in her resignation weeks ago in the hopes that goober would save her ass? or did she just not go to work so she can take her husbando to gravesides

No. 2108551

>>2108428
She got one less ice cream scoop!
Hastag diet!

No. 2108560

>>2108465
What kindness??? He was a scrote you never met or heard of before willingly getting scammed into spending 500 fucking dollars on his ambrotype. He could be a rapist or animal torturer for all you know. She's losing it I swear. I do believe her mental state is deteriorating for some reason.
>>2108504
Now you you got me thinking that her migraines are being caused by her staring at her phone for hours on end

No. 2108564

So….has she ever seen a therapist? Because she is in need.

No. 2108566

>>2108374
what in the munchausen… nobody having a medical "episode" would be recording themselves

>>2108564
narcs like heather don't think they need therapy because in her mind, everything and everyone else is the problem

No. 2108570

>>2107601
She could at least tuck the shirt in and wear some looser jeans. She looks like she walked straight out of 2012.

No. 2108585

>>2108397
Kek that was jilly bean blinking a seizure on tiktok levels of munchies. Nobody will believe it if I dont record it! Also must eat a banana AFTER the migraine. No Bananas or vitamins in sight, we didn't even actually see the banana either. She must think overpriced mint ice cream is the solution to her life. I can't imagine working there and seeing Heather everyday.

No. 2108594

>>2108460
What the hell is a midnight peanut butter jelly egg?

No. 2108596

>>2108428
199 days until Halloween, if she makes an ice cream trip every third day, she could fit in 66.3 trips. This would mean around 500 kcal extra each trip, 500 kcal with her height and metabolism would mean a weight gain of probably 1 kg (around 2 lbs) a week, so alone with the ice cream trips she could gain at least 10 kg of weight until Halloween. I see a bright future for the ice cream Halloween costume, it will be mint green with beige leggings and a cookie dough mask.

And now serious, one day she will kill someone, she is an anxious driver as it is and driving with a medical condition is, like Heather always is, irresponsible. But, oh well, her life is so dark and she needed that ice cream and probably another doll or stupid picture of a boy with such a sad story.

>>2108564
she would never. Once her husband locked her away because she enjoys graveyards and likes black and now the whole wide world is against her and it's never her fault, never her mental disorder, everything and everyone else is to blame. Except for Trump und poor little John, they are and were the most honest, bravest men of all time.

No. 2108629

>>2108330
stolenvaloryan convinced himself a dead confederate gave him a blessing or something kek
>>2108374
thank you for the caption cause im not watching this shit. why does she chose the most retarded most histrionic ways of handling things like shes just hit puberty….or a fucking boomer. oh right no friends and her mom is sick of her bullshit and shes too immature. lol she didn't apply for any new job whatsoever

No. 2108758

>>2108310
I still can't believe we bullied her into dying her hair black. I knew it'd look like shit but I also knew it'd be funny.

No. 2108824

File: 1744793091923.mp4 (2.93 MB, 1080x1918, take-that-bitches.mp4)

She's shading Target like a wayward Ryan that ghosted her lol

No. 2108833

>>2108824
Yet all her 3 clothes are from target

No. 2108871

>>2108824
This video has everything she wants. A child and tons and tons of useless ugly junk.

No. 2108889

>>2108824
why doesn't she just get a job at an antique shop? she could be surrounded by the junk she loves so much and get first dibs. Hell with all the junk she has, she could probably open her own shop at this point kek but she's too lazy of course.

No. 2108897

>>2108889
Because behind all her posts you can see a lack of knowledge about anything. She would take ages to know how to price things and if they really belong into an antique shop. And can you imagine her working in a store with things she wants for herself or her interacting with a customer? Maybe a customer that knows more about history than she does and correcting her? Would be funny milk if that ever would happen.

No. 2108931

>>2108889
i don’t think she even wants a new job. she wants a(ny) ryan to take care of her and indulge her every whim, interest, histrionic episode, etc.
she’s lucky bc her current ryan has a water brain and is so young her can’t pick up on her very obvious red flags. but she wants to be all of the top priorities in his life and unfortunately he loves diggin howes.
neither of them have the mental or psychological maturity to be in the kind of relationship they’re putting themselves into. but they both deserve it so let them eat ice cream.

No. 2108947

>>2108931
Yes to all of this!

No. 2109169

File: 1744861107362.jpeg (408.93 KB, 828x1570, IMG_8296.jpeg)

She’s so over goober because she immediately forgot about rumham and dropped the weird obsessive posting about him the second she secured her Ryan. Now suddenly she cares about him again. I wonder if she’s still sending him her nudes too

No. 2109179

>>2109169
What if his son or ex or anyone had access to his account and saw this unbelievably unhinged shit, Heather messaging him all night because she’s not getting enough attention and has no real friends. How is she getting fucking dumber and dumber every single day?

No. 2109184

>>2109169
So performative. Why did this need an announcement in her stories? Does she think his ghost will forget to check his DMs unless she posts about it publicly?

No. 2109197

>>2109169
she is such a ghoul. her grief larping is the worst. she wasn’t even really friends with this man, she doesn’t have close friends. we know because she whines about it all the time. who is this performative posting even for? there are so few resources for best friend loss and grieving the sudden death of a friend. it’s a very small club and her posts ring hollow. to anyone who has gone through it.

No. 2109198

>>2109184
She absolutely only did it for the sake of posting it to her story. She’s fake and gross. Goobs probably out digging or metal detecting and she needed to light a fire under his ass.

No. 2109199

>>2109197
She actively denied this man and friend zoned him and just used him for the sake of attention when she was in between Ryans by teasing him with nudes or for free photography of her in one of those stupid masks that she shares photos of all the time. Rumhamryan actually scored a hot blonde wife with glasses and I think that raised his real estate to Heather once she saw his ex wife after he died

No. 2109215

>>2109169
imagine someone else gets his number and has to deal with her madness…

No. 2109247

It's just normal-tasting ice cream!!! I would guess her obsession with this shop has more to do with fanning out in the heart of tourist Gettysburg, fishing.

No. 2109489

File: 1744945473716.mp4 (6.53 MB, 720x1280, AQPIVQD_I_N1yZUxfLRzx_N-WzrbrT…)

>Hi, everyone. So Ethan and I just got back from a little adventure. We went looking for broken glass along the river. He found a really old spoon. I'm super jealous.

>So that was a lot fun. But I wanted to make this post to announce that I'm about to be in another really big life transition. I have a job interview next week. And hopefully, some of the darkest days of my life will be behind me. So that's gonna be interesting.


>I'm hopeful. I'm nervous. It's gonna be a big change, but I'm ready for it and I'm hoping this will be a happy new chapter. Ethan's moving in very soon, so big changes for the both of us.

No. 2109491

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>So things are just really uncertain right now because my job situation is so, like, and so just to kind of be ready and prepared and because I need to kind of declutter anyway, I am gonna be restocking my Etsy shop, hopefully over the weekend, because I am gonna be off finally. So I'm gonna work on getting some listings up, a little beach day, challenging myself, and I'm gonna try to post some stuff up. And it'll be a big help because I no longer have to wait anymore to, get the amounts that I earned. So that'll be nice. So if you guys want to buy anything, I will have a preview up.

>I'll try to do a little reel of that. And speaking of reels, I have so much footage that I need to turn into content, so stay tuned for that too.

No. 2109492

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>I don't know what this new job is gonna be like, if it is gonna be right for me or not. I have no idea. I don't know if I'll fit in. I I don't know. But my hope is that once I'm in a place where I'm doing a job I enjoy and I'm happy that I'll be able to do the things I love again.

>That's the goal, to get healthy, to have the drive to do things. And yeah. Anyway, I'm gonna stop blabbing now. Stay tuned. I'm gonna be editing new videos and things. So alright. Bye for now.

No. 2109494

>>2109489
Its official nonnies. Hes gonna move in, start financially supporting her, and she will stay unemployed for as long as she can. This feels so wrong. Kek it feels like grooming. But also more like baby trapping? Idk. Goober seems too mentally challenged to fully consent to anything.

No. 2109495

>>2109489
Oh Ethan, you really have no idea do you lol

No. 2109509

>>2108465
Imagine dying in the war at 19 and centuries later a fat bitch husbandoes you. She reminds me of xirian.

No. 2109510

>>2109489
So her huge life transition is that she has a single job interview for a job she’s unsure about to replace a job she’s mysteriously/ allegedly losing so her boyfriend is moving in and not a word about what’s causing all this dark days shit. Got it.

No. 2109512

>>2109489
What I don’t get is why this took so long??? She asked her landlord like a month after they started dating and the landlord approved it. What’s taking goob so long. Also wow this is a whirlwind they only have been dating 6 months KEK it’s felt like years

No. 2109518

>>2109489
an interview? She doesn't even have the job…?

No. 2109533

>>2109512
Goobs couldn't get a job closer to Harrisburg. I wonder if this means he actually found something else, or if she just managed to cry and whine enough to get him to commit to commuting.

No. 2109536

>>2109494
Oh this is going to be a trainwreck. I can't wait.

No. 2109542

>>2109489
>job interview
kek, and already talking as if she got that job. Can't wait for the interview to go wrong, the next ice cream trip is just a few days away

No. 2109638

>>2109489
>Darkest days of my life
>Moving and organizing stands at Target
Factory job when? And how is life going to get better when her autist moves in when she's been thrist trapping? She's going to eat herself into diabetes kek I've never seen her eat this much while with a man.

No. 2109648

>>2109489
>Really Big life transition (tm)
>Job interview next week

She hasn't even INTERVIEWED yet? Why does she do this

No. 2109653

>>2109638
right? how could the darkest days of someone’s life be “having a shitty job at Target and getting yelled at for not even being able to do that correctly” when they’re well over 30?

No. 2109654

>>2109638
He probably has low T and therefore low libido so he doesnt fuck her enough. So she feels unloved and thirsty because miss "fucks on the first date" sees sex as a show of love and ones familial desire instead of lust and primal desire. Poor cow. Kek

No. 2109660

>>2109638
if he sees her thirst trapping he'll probably (rightfully) write her off as a whore and the relationship will fall apart, and he'll just be added to the long ass list of her exes.

No. 2109674

>>2109510
right, like way to tell us nothing kek. How does she say so many words yet provide no actual information that makes sense.

No. 2109720

>>2109653
>>2109638
Nonnies I'm curious to what extent Heather is conscious of what she's doing. This "dark days" stuff, filming herself having a migraine, calling an ambulance, maybe even sabotaging her job have definitely been performative, she's wanted him to move in with her and take care of her just like she wanted DeadEyes to do it and started posting about collecting unemployment then.
But is it conscious? I can't imagine she intentionally made herself fat for sympathy lol
I've always kept my distance from bpd ppl so it's kinda fascinating to me to look at this like a nature documentary and see she/they really believe their own hysterics

No. 2109776

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No. 2109779

>>2109776
Shes so dramatic. What the fuck is she on about her red shirts? They are clothes heather. That you got for you soulless corperate job. Not fucking hand-me-downs from your grandmother or clothes from mom and pop shop you worked at your whole life that finally shut down.
I bet she got them AT target and that they are of cheap material and fugly.

No. 2109780

>>2109776
Jesus, how hard is so going to spiral if she doesn't get the job?

No. 2109786

>>2109776
This is such a strange thing to post… while you still have the job? Unless she quit? Why can’t she just be clear instead of these ambiguous posts.

No. 2109814

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>>2109776
KEK she’s saying all this without even have left target or had an interview with the other company? My sides.

No. 2109827

>>2109786
Maybe all the "dark days" posting was from her getting fired finally?

No. 2109828

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>Good evening. So, I am taking a little break from a huge project that I'm working on right now. It's nothing that's going to excite any of you. But it's pretty exciting for me because this is something I have dreamed of doing. My closet has been completely cluttered for the past three years.

>Every time I open the closet, stuff just falls out into my hallway. My hallway is always full of clothes. It's terrible. My clothing wardrobe is massive and I can only wear like 5% of it because I've gained so much weight. So tonight, I managed to empty out my closet.


>I don't know how I'm gonna get it all back in because holy shit, how was it ever there in the first place? But the good news is that I managed to fill two trash bags full of clothes.

No. 2109830

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>And these aren't just normal trash bags. They're those really huge bags, the ones that are probably taller than me. So, I'm feeling pretty good about that. I'm starting a new job, hopefully soon (mind you she hasnt even interviewed yet) So I purged, like, nearly my entire five years wardrobe for this job.

>So that made a good dent, but there's still so much random shit. And, I mean, the amount of clothes I have is just fucking disgusting. So I'm just trying to get everything put away nice, and I'm also gonna be challenging myself to not buy anything for we'll start like two weeks then like a month. And the only money I wanna spend is gonna be on food and experiences. Like, I'm ready to cut down. I'm trying to get my Etsy back up and running.

No. 2109832

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>I'm trying to get my Etsy back up and running. I'm gonna be working on that after I get through this closet project, which I don't know how I'm ever gonna have a clean hallway floor again. Like, the amount of shit that was in that closet. I'm not gonna show you guys because I'm humiliated. But, man, like, I had to take a break because I was just sneezing and sneezing and sneezing.

>My whole face was pounding. But this would be good. Lots of stuff to purge around here. I just kinda like bought things because I was lonely out here and I had nothing to do, so I would just like go shopping. So I ended up with a lot of extra shit.


>And I think it's not too bad. There's definitely a lot of stuff here. There's a lot of stuff in my basement, but I'm gonna get rid of it. Spring cleaning has begun. And, yeah, I hope this kind of motivates some of you to do the same.

No. 2109835

Did she quit/get fired before having a new job lined up? Seems like her autistic has money issues as well. Eviction saga incoming.

No. 2109848

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No. 2109871

>>2109830
>I'm also gonna be challenging myself to not buy anything for we'll start like two weeks then like a month. And the only money I wanna spend is gonna be on food and experiences.
>food and experiences
then she'll outgrow her current clothes and have to buy bigger ones due to too many 45 minute journeys to get ice cream kek

No. 2109888

Maybe he refused to move in with her because there is no space for him to exist in her hoard and now she’s trying to make room for him. Or she has a case of spring mania.

No. 2109895

>>2109848
how everything is life changing for her, this isn't something normal people do from time to time, no, cleaning your closet is life changing. Hope she doesn't throw it all away, the clothes are probably still in good condition and with her being unemployed now, she could need that extra money.

No. 2109903

>>2109895
Decluttering is probably the healthiest thing she's done in years. But it's kinda weird to me that she apparently has so much clothing that she keeps blabbering about without saying what she plans on doing with. Like is she just gonna throw it all out? Or drop it off at goodwill? Or idk SELL it since she's apparently hard on money. I know she keeps mentioning her Etsy but if she was going to sell her hoard of polyester shit you think she'd be more clear about it right?

No. 2109918

>>2109828
> it's pretty exciting for me because this is something I have dreamed of doing
i also dream of cleaning out my closet

No. 2109931

>>2109895
Agreed, she's probably worn 90% of it once or not at all since it's all impulse/boredom buys so the condition is probably quite good. Plus, since it's all made of plastic, garment moths probably weren't even interested!

No. 2109954

>>2109776
is she not afraid the company is gonna google her and find her facebook? (I now her last name is not Steele) Are they gonna find these threads here? kek Why is she SO convinced that the other company is gonna hire her on the spot. I searched 4 months for a new job and had numerous interviews and send tons of applications out

No. 2110001

>>2109954
Is Steele not her last name?

No. 2110020

>>2110001
Oh actually I always just assumed. I thought it was her trying to be edgy and Peter Steeles wife kek

No. 2110034

>>2110020
Kek nona I accused her of the same. Someone set me straight a few threads back. There was no evidence posted or I'd link the thread, but there seemed to be a consensus.

No. 2110074

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>>2110020
Her surname "Steele" came from her great grandpa who changed his name after getting his sister pregnant >>>/snow/1997701 Heather comes from a long line of freaks

No. 2110075

>>2110074
every time i come into this thread i find out heather is more pathetic than i thought

No. 2110089

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i truly wonder how many calories she consumes in a day

No. 2110099

>>2109954
>Why is she SO convinced that the other company is gonna hire her on the spot.
Because she's dumb as hell and thinks being hired on the spot is a good thing, actually. Pro tip: Being hired on the spot indicates the company has a high turnover rate.

No. 2110106

>>2110074
why the hell would she share this…(sage your shit)

No. 2110186

>>2110074
I wonder what “ancestry research” means to Heather though. Also what kind of website even provides that kind of information? 1944 wasn’t that long ago, that’s like recent incest, somewhat explaining the Habsburg face and gentle retardation.

No. 2110230

>>2110186
She says she is not the product of the incest rape tho. I just don't understand why would anyone make this public.

No. 2110263

>>2109828
I really hate drama queens, over they always over explain shit. bitch couldve just cleaned her fucking closet and posted the after results, but noo heather needs validation and attention first.

No. 2110293

>>2110186
Idk about other sites, but on ancestry you can upload files to past family members on trees. Photos, newspaper clippings, etc. If you're a burger, a lot of them will have papers documenting when the person arrived on land via boat. It’s possible someone uploaded an old newspaper article. Or she googled his name?

No. 2110325

>>2110230
you would have to torture that information out of me, there is just no way I would volunteer it, ugh forever

No. 2110362

>>2109776
her position isn't open on the Target careers page so she might not have even quit yet lol

No. 2110364

>>2110001
I used to work Assets Protection for Target, I looked her up one day because I was bored and the name she uses for work is Steele. No I didn't learn anything else interesting about her.

No. 2110408

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It's going to be magical when she loses her job and continues gaining weight

No. 2110413

>>2110408
maybe she will not be an ice cone for Halloween but a fat turkey? Wasn't she going to be vegan again?

No. 2110414

>>2110408
And runs out of money. All these treats and fast food, not to mention gas, adds up quick when you're unemployed

No. 2110431

>>2110362
they might just be eliminating the position, Target is pretty fucked so far this year and the tariffs will make things way worse whenever they kick in

No. 2110456

>>2110413
Veganism for Heather is about saying "yes" to things, like meat.

No. 2110531

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No. 2110550

>>2110531
okay, boring but at least reasonably sane and something that some people are interested in
how will she fuck it up? by traumadumping her dull life? by being too lazy? by flipping out at any comment that isn’t a tongue bath!

No. 2110561

>>2110408
yes we know you eat your feelings heather. its why youre fat.

No. 2110573

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No. 2110576

>>2110531
She uploaded a new video, it’s just really fucking boring

No. 2110579

>>2110576
Had to immediately stop at "visiting one of the OE-dest" GIRL SAY YOUR L'S. Also I can't believe she is capable of getting more and more boring on levels I never dreamed possible

No. 2110586

>>2110579
Agree, what a total snoozefest. She didn't even bring up her own original facts, she just read off the headstones verbatim in a flat monotone voice. Dreadful.

No. 2110592

>>2110586
Samefag, meant to say thoughts instead of facts

No. 2110608

>>2110573
Does anyone outside of this place criticize her for this or is she just fighting windmills?

No. 2110612

>>2110531
>>2110573
>>2110576
There are already youtubers who do this and even travel all over to do so? This "series" isn't going to last very long with her habit of only visiting the same few places over and over (and all within the same state?). She really needs to lean into the historical aspect or give it up. These cemeteries aren't really particularly beautiful, her editing is extremely amateur, and really the only appeal of any of these old civil war cemeteries is the history? It's crazy how little research she did in preparation for filming this. Really just seems like a new way tor her to indulge her favorite hobby of "standing in front of things".

>>2110608
She's always fighting invisible haters. The only time it's considered disrespectful is if she's filming visiting families or is filming in areas that don't permit it. Or if she was touching/climbing on the graves? Most people really don't care if you visit cemeteries as long as you are respectful, there's even a whole community that assists families to get photos of family headstones that are in other states/countries. She's always so desperate to come off like some poor bullied misfit in any community, she pulled the same dramatics with urbex.

No. 2110613

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Heather the martyr who isn’t aware of groundskeepers. Without her, the graves would grow back into the ground kek

No. 2110614

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>>2110608
There was one negative comment and she's very BTFO over it. I wonder what she means by "cleared to clean the graves of an entire family." Also, I doubt that she shared her insane HusbandoRyan "research" with his living relatives.

No. 2110628

>>2110614
she has never not spelled the word “soldier” as “solider”

No. 2110630

>>2110614
What supplies are needed for this project? Water? Dish soap? She really needs to get an infighting ban kek

>>2110628
I didn't even notice that but it's how I imagine she and Goober pronounce it. Maybe more like "SOLE-der" though.

No. 2110632

>>2110614
She really shouldn't be washing the headstones considering her lack of experience in the area. Pulling a few weeds or gently brushing off debris is okay, but cleaning can often do more harm than good, especially with old limestone headstones. Really wouldn't put it past her to not do her research and accidently damage something.

No. 2110639

>>2110613
Sure, she is doing all the work and taking care of everything. Has she ever visited a really, really old graveyard? Or a graveyard with another religious background? And, did she ever think about the possibility, that cleaning headstones isn't something that is necessary or wanted? She probably should care more about her own mortal life and her future as an unemployed, infertile, unmarried woman at the moment, instead of reading easy to find stories to her followers..

No. 2110645

I've never heard someone mispronounce the word "cherub" before. Heather is bringing new things to light.

No. 2110660

>>2110608
no one gives a fuck about her irl. shes incredibly thin skinned lets it have a great effect on her life. to anyone irl she just looks weird

No. 2110688

>>2110639
Goober firing up the power washer and just obliterating 19th century headstones while Heather goes "wow it's so ode but we got aw the dirt off"(sage your shit)

No. 2110691

>>2110586
I didn't believe this until I saw it. Is she making videos for the blind?

No. 2110708

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>>2110614
And a second. Heather last seen racing to Gettysburg at 70mph with a splitting migraine to deaden the pain with ice cream

No. 2110715

>>2110708
Omg your comment has me weak! The visual of Heather hoofing it to get her double scoop because of the mean haters, kek.
Better hope your interview goes well, Hag. You're not going to be able to afford Gettysburg trips much longer without a job

No. 2110728

>>2110708
She's gonna freak the fuck out, it's gonna be so funny

No. 2110788

>>2110576
Wow I thought she was going to talk about facts like some sort of history buff. All she did was read kek
>>2110708
It’s true though. Idk why she feels like she has as right to clean up people’s headstones. They’ve managed for hundreds of years without your help.

No. 2110791

>>2110613
why isn't she trying to get a job at a cemetary then? Maybe part time as a gardener?

No. 2110804

>>2110550
>by being too lazy? by flipping out at any comment that isn’t a tongue bath!
kek you called it

No. 2110808

>>2110614
Lmao at the cope. I hope someone calls her out for grinning (narcissisticly, because her smile doesn’t reach her eyes) crazily while being photographed by a grave

No. 2110820

>>2110688
Goob should bring his stuff-foinin shovel, and they can check that the coffins are looking in tip top shape too.

No. 2110822

>>2110408
Why is she alone on Easter? Isn’t Goobs family super Christian? Why wouldn’t she be invited to have Easter dinner with them?

No. 2110845

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>>2110614
a commenter explains why wannabe grave explorers like heather should absolutely not touch gravestones. heather is so fucking ignorant on multiple fronts. like bitch stop. these tombstones don't need an attention whoring retard like you disturbing them. why didn't you research before heather? can you stop eyefucking yourself for one goddamn minute and actually research and read?

No. 2110858

>>2110845
it also goes to show how little research she actually invests in this and how it’s all for her. nonita brought it up thread but i would assume that most cemeteries have a grave keeper or someone to come by periodically to make sure things are fine. she really believes no one in 200 years has cared about these sites and she’s the only person who takes care of it because her hobbies are ~so unique and different and she actually cares~
like this could be something interesting. she could pick a random grave and look the person up, she could reach out to the grave keeper and do an interview, she could leave pa and go to an older cemetery or like a niche cemetery. it won’t be interesting because is has nothing to do with the graves or the people buried there. this “project” is only about her narcissism, taking plus size model at a trade show pics in front of her husbandu graves, and getting camera roll fodder.

No. 2110870

>>2110845
these people are bigger fags than Heather. it sounds like they googled "does touching headstones hurt them" and posted the little AI summary. no one who is actually into cemeteries would say this. have you ever heard of gravestone rubbings? how exactly do you think people get those? there is nothing wrong with simply touching a gravestone. it's not going to crumble into dust. these things are outside getting weather-beaten for hundreds of years!

No. 2110884

>>2110870
>have you ever heard of gravestone rubbings?
yeah, they really fuck up headstones and you can’t do them anymore in most US states for that reason

No. 2110895

>>2110884
>most US states
About 3 have it as illegal, and thats primarily for historic graveyards and graveyards in the process of being restored. So no, not most US states. And it's also beside the point, because she's not grave rubbing, she's cleaning, which she can google how to do just as easily as these commenters can google headstone preservation. Who tf cares honestly. Heather and the commenters are equally insufferable know-it-alls

No. 2110897

>>2110895
NTAYRT but people who work in Cultural Resources Management care. I think most professionals who train or get their education in a skill take exception to dilettantes like Heather larping on their turf. I'm not saying the commenters are pros but it's not crazy to think there are cemetery nerds with those exact jobs rolling their eyes at her.

No. 2110910

>>2110870
Is it really that farfetched to you that touching soft stones that have been through centuries of exposure to the elements might be a bad idea?
Regardless, it will be entertaining to watch heather freak out about how she's being "run off" of YouTube again because she can't take criticism. Last I checked she also hadn't replied to a single positive comment. How did she survive as a YouTuber all those years ago if she doesn't engage with people who actually like her? She ignores fans and engages with haters, which is the polar opposite of what most YouTubers do.

No. 2110933

>>2110895
>she is cleaning
Maybe she could apply to work at cemetery then?

No. 2110939

>>2110870
anon, if you don't know anything about the subject, you know you didn't have to comment right? that instead you couldve, dare I say, not comment and do some research?

No. 2110948

>>2110870
>>2110895
>equally insufferable know-it-alls
The problem is that heather doesn't actually know anything and is more likely to cause lasting damage than do any good for the headstones. Why are you so mad? Are you out fondling tombstones too anon? It would only take you a moment to google these things. Heather legitimately seems to think these cemeteries don't even have a groundskeeper.

No. 2110950

>>2110576
> Being prepared for death was a pretty big thing in this era to the religious. They wanted to be reminded every day that, hey! you're going to die someday! You need to prepare. You need to make sure you're a good person. You need to be ready. So they often put these reminders on their graves.
ngl this is one of the funniest things I've read here, it's like Cunk On Earth crossed with a mentally retarded kindergarten teacher.

No. 2110951

>>2110950
I love you nona that was perfect kek

No. 2110952

>>2110950
right as the nona's comment above me appeared, I wanted to say, that I love you, kek. Imagine Heather would be only 50% as smart as Diane Morgan, we wouldn't have this thread.

No. 2110979

>>2110948
>The problem is that heather doesn't actually know anything
I genuinely don't understand how people keep fucking forgetting this, especially since thats one major source of her cow behavior.

No. 2110984

>>2110895
What a weird hill to die on. She's clearly touching, not cleaning, one of the headstones in her video. It's disrespectful to touch them, nonnie. It'd be one thing if she was family or a close friend but it's fluffy brained Heather and she's only doing it for clicks and views.

No. 2110992

>>2110984
Disrespectful to who? Everyone who knew someone who knew the person buried there is dead. This is a very weird hill to die on, anon, what made you pick it?

No. 2110995

>>2110992
To anyone with a functioning non fluffy filled brain. Memorial site rules 101: do not touch the headstones. What is so hard about this to comprehend?

No. 2110997

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>>2110573
>>2110613
>>2110614
>>2110708
>>2110845
>>2110992
Nonny googly exists. But also, this is common knowledge and the fact that people are even arguing that "..she isnt hurting anything, let the retard snuggle stones…" is asinine.

No. 2111020

>>2110992
Think of it from this perspective: a grave is a historical record. If people mess with graves and degrade them, it becomes unclear not just where your ancestors reside, but also whether or not there's free space to bury someone else without disturbing someone's remains. It can be disrespectful to relatives, but also disrespectful to the concept of graves.

No. 2111021

>>2110992
To the groundskeeper whose job would be way harder if every retard who wanted to ran their oily hands over old ass, porous soft stone, or pushed a stone and made it fall and break or crack, or left food all over, etc. Use your brain, it's not that hard to think of reasons why touching something old might be bad.

No. 2111092

>>2110895
these literally are historic cemeteries, what an utterly retarded hill this is to die on

No. 2111260

>>2111021
lol kinda wonder if it isn't Cemetery Nonny who never fails to remind us of proper grave robbing etiquette >>1848145

No. 2111332

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>>2110708
Kek I know it was a joke but you literally predicted it. She’s so angry at the cemetery comments that she got a triple scoop this time

No. 2111349

>>2111332
Heather Lynn Reid arc.

No. 2111350

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She’s so incredibly lame

No. 2111361

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Holy shit lmao, I know she’s been caught liking horny reels but she’s also following an inflatable fetish account on ig KEK

No. 2111363

>>2111361
That's fucking crazy. I've always felt like she comes across so dull on social media because she doesn't truly care about the things she posts. If she posted about the shit she actually cared about it'd be this type of stuff but she's self aware enough to know how bad it looks

No. 2111382

>>2111350
Finally a goal she can achieve, all she has to do is keep spending money on useless shit. Her parents must be so disappointed lol I wonder what her sister does. Or her parents for that matter

No. 2111383

>>2111361
Holy kek this puts all the baby boy stuff into perspective

No. 2111404

>>2111361
Heather's furry inflation fetish autism makes private ryan's civil war metal detector autism seem cute and wholesome in comparison. I definetly didnt expect heather out of all cows to have such a bizarre moid fetish wtf.

No. 2111408

>>2111350
Damn her hands actually are looking pretty wrecked. Has she never heard of moisturizer? Hand masks? Paraffin? She can blame it on her job all she wants. It literally takes seconds to condition your hands.

No. 2111419

>>2111361
First time the inflation thing happened I thought maybe she was following a different content account that got sold, but now that its happened twice? Heather you freak

No. 2111439

>>2111404
At first I was shocked but then I realized why her weird dead eyes have always seemed familiar—she has the exact same eyes as the kid in my HS who got busted watching animal stuff involving lizards (barf) in the computer center at school. People with genuinely gross and/or strange fetishes always have a weird blankness or sharpness to their eyes imo

No. 2111443

>>2111361
She's so painfully normie but then there's…whatever this is lurking just beneath the surface. Is this the first time she's expressed interest in something that doesn't have to do with whatever dick she's currently chasing? I love how it's not just any inflatable but an inflatable diaper. I hope she finds a socially inept ryan who is a furry into inflatables/pool toys and the milk flows like fine wine.

No. 2111449

>>2111443
Yes please, we can call him pamperyan. This bullshit is so fucking weird i want heather to acknowledge it because wtf is this cringe shit. It has a hole too? bizarre.

No. 2111486

>>2111449
Ew what's wrong with his feet?

No. 2111521

>>2111361
I want to pretend she liked this because she thought he looked retarded and was laughing at this and not because she thought this shit is hot.

No. 2111532

>>2111521
I'm sure that's the excuse she gave to DeadEyesRyan. Buuut we all know the truth. Goober peas sure didn't know what he was getting into with this one.

No. 2111569

>>2111521
She didn’t like it, she follows the account

No. 2111620

>>2111361
I don't even know what to say. ive been…deliberately looking the other way at the firry shit, but now I have to come to terms heather is a freaky ass individual.

No. 2111630

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She bought a picture book of her civil war husbandos

No. 2111637

>>2111630
>challenge myself to start reading
>picture book

No. 2111645

>>2111630
lol it was barely a year ago that she was classifying herself as an "historian" by virtue of dating a man that taught high school and was trying to be an irl ghostbuster or something

No. 2111657

>>2111630
Nothing hotter than a teenage boy enlisting for war and dying in battle before his 21st birthday. Well, nothing except inflatable pampers I guess. kek

No. 2111658

>>2111630
I love her husbandofaggotry. Its so weirdly endearing. Reminds me of xirian and her love for that literally who dead frog moid.

No. 2111677

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No. 2111683

>>2111677
Lmao, I love you, Nonna.

No. 2111706

>>2111677
kekkk next thread pic

No. 2111711

The anon that keep stalking heathers Instagram likes and/or accounts she follows is beyond weird! You would only see this stuff because you yourself also follow these types of accounts. Just stop it already. It's not milk.(Minimodding)

No. 2111723

>>2111658
Who are you talking about? I'm curious.
>>2111711
Reach

No. 2111725

>>2111711
>… stalking heathers Instagram … is beyond weird!
anon do you know what website you're on?
>You would only see this stuff because you yourself also follow these types of accounts.
even it that's true, who cares? we're not here to talk about that anon's weird fetishes. Heather's weird fetishes, however, are absolutely milky.

>>2111521
Maybe I'm naive but I actually think this might be the case. Heather is like a child in terms of both intellectual and emotional development. Maybe she thinks these inflatable animals are just "shiny and cute" or something…

No. 2111742

>>2111711
That isn't even true? As long as they follow her she would automatically pop up either as having followed or liked various reels/posts they come across. Instagram has even added a new section "with friends " where it shows you what the people you follow interact with. Such a weird thing to WK over.

No. 2111785

>>2111711
bot your heather is a perverted weirdo lmao

No. 2111833

>>2111711
Are you the same anon who was defending Heather touching headstones in historic graveyards?

No. 2111850

>>2111620
The idea that she's horny for pony clopping and inflatables is hilarious, so it's true for me forever lol
Always assumed the moids get bored with her because she gives it up on the 1st date and swings to "i love you" on the second. But maybe she gets bored of grunty vanilla sex with these Pennsyltucky rednecks and they break up over, idk, Heather's furry bed death.

No. 2111872

>>2111711
Nonna that occasionally sees Heather’s likes on reels and posts them here. I don’t follow those accounts as you can see by the screenshots, it shows me accounts like that because as you can see 3 people I know follow the inflatable account. You can’t search for a person’s liked reels and can only encounter them in the wild. I’m sorry that you don’t know how instagram works Kek

No. 2111973

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In defense of instagram nona (ridiculous that she should be attacked with innuendo after bringing such delicious milk), I'm not a follower of Heather but I can easily see all of her following, and search through them even.

No. 2112019

>>2111723
>Who are you talking about? I'm curious.
from the book/author/community thread >>>/snow/1960823
>>2111973
if i had an instagram i would waste my time scrolling through weird furfag fetish accounts to see if heather follows them. She has to be following more.

No. 2112339

>>2111630
Hey socials nonnie, had she posted anything about her job interview she was supposed to have last week? Or goober moving in? I'm honestly surprised she's not going off the rails about being unemployed.

Also, I just want to thank you for always sharing for those of us who were blocked by Heather for absolutely no apparent reason many years ago. You are appreciated!

No. 2112443

>>2111973
Is it normal to follow so many people on Instagram?

No. 2112453

File: 1745780436120.jpg (376.04 KB, 1080x1287, 1000005586.jpg)

Goober eats curry for the first time in his sheltered life, proceeds to tell the world about blowing up the bathroom. Heather picked a winner.

No. 2112477

>>2112453
how dull an existence does he lead to post about indian food like it's a crazy novel thing at like 24…
>>2111361
that's pretty wild and incomprehensible. does goober have fetishes she's trying to understand maybe ?

No. 2112486

>>2112477
>that's pretty wild and incomprehensible. does goober have fetishes she's trying to understand maybe ?

No. Heather has been a known fur person for years. She has videos of her and Adam going to furry conventions. This account has inflatables that look like furries too. This is all Heather.

No. 2112494

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>>2112339
nta but no, she's posted little and none of it of much interest at all, none about her job.
>>2112486
Yeah she's not a novice to this, in thread #1 she was "drafting" her fursona

No. 2112539

>>2112494
Wonder how cool and goffic her fursona is now

No. 2112549

>>2112477
>>2112453
By the way it’s written, it’s not just Indian food that he’s trying for the first time, but also lamb, too? I am genuinely stunned that in modern day North America people are this sheltered and/or ignorant.

No. 2112560

>>2112477
He’s only 21, and judging from his comments on nsfw subreddits he’s incredibly vanilla, he’s on r/blondes, r/legs and r/latinas

No. 2112563

File: 1745802540323.png (2.2 MB, 1179x2556, IMG_1320.png)

She’s really so insanely stupid. going back this far, she’s probably related to Obama too Kek

>>2112453
And he did it without Heather lmao.

>>2112477
He’s 21. There’s like a 13-14 year old age gap between them. I think he’s gross and boring but it is interesting that as a racist homeschooled retard he’s opening up his palate to Indian food so I’ll give him that(not milk, sage)

No. 2112567

>>2112560
Hilarious that none of these apply to Heather

No. 2112579

>>2112560
You know what, he may be a racist autistic retard but at least he's not into the disgusting fetishes that 99% of men are. That's actually quite nice.

No. 2112589

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>>2112563
Some mathfag can check my work kek but a 10th great grandmother would have at least 1000 descendants, and probably more like 4000 to 5000.
> Except for being devout, believing in something, being married and having kids, she's just. like. me!

No. 2112646

>>2112549
It's not about being sheltered, we just don't widely raise lamb as livestock here, so it can be expensive. Like triple the price of beef, some places. It is funny that he finds it noteworthy having eaten it for the first time lol, it's like he's trying to distract himself from the pain of the much funnier fact that this is probably the first spicy thing he has ever eaten.

No. 2112674

>>2112443
No.
I scrolled through for a short while to see if I could see anything else funny but I couldn't because she seems to follow (no exaggeration) at least a thousand random 'vegan' accounts. Her other interests are shared out in insane numbers through the rest of the follows. But no you'd basically never see anything from anyone as the algorithm won't have a chance. It's more something people do when they themsleves are trying to get loads of followers. She has about the same amount of followers, so I suppose they are all mutual grifters following back.
The only shit youd see if stuff you seek out or heavily interact with. So the weird inflatable furry shit is that, apparently.

Mysteriously there's a lot of antique people and graveyard girl accounts followed, somehow able to pursue their passion despite the harsh online environment of non stop bullying in those fields kek

No. 2112771

>>2112674
Yeah, I thought the same thing about her follower count. tbh her thirst for followers explains a lot of her content. "I've gained a ton of weight and need to eat better" is a normal thing, which she frames as JOIN ME ON MY VEGAN JOURNEY for insta followers. Having a goldfish brain she doesn't anticipate the vegan reaction a few days from now when she orders a turkey sandwich or daily doses of ice cream.
Heather as a parody of influencer wannabe brain is probably the only interesting thing about her now that the cycle of Ryans has slowed. I don't know if there's a single thought that swims through the algae of her brain that isn't followed by how she can leverage this for insta clout.

No. 2113115

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>>2110576
With 4.8k views this is now the most popular video on her channel in the last 5 years, but there's been a flood of comments like this. Is she botting?

No. 2113132

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Saw a meme account post this tweet and thought of goob lmao. When he appwied for da rai’road job they wrote him off as a former and that’s why he never got a call back KEK

No. 2113187

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No. 2113189

>>2113187
This bitch wants to be even more sedentary kekkkkkk. She’s like 5’1” right? She’s got to be like 200 lbs by now, right? I’m shit at eyeballing weight

No. 2113191

>>2113187
Disability larp incoming? Don't recall her ever bringing up anything with her hip before. Heart condition? Surprised she forgot about her mysterious chronic retina detachment and recently crippled hands. kek

>>2113189
She's probably on the cusp of 200 at her height. My best guess is pushing 180-185 though. Give it just a couple more months of near constant double scoops and she'll absolutely be at 200 though. It's no wonder why she suddenly thinks her skeleton is about to crumble into dust, her joints must be groaning.

No. 2113195

>>2113187
>I love making things
Yes and that's why her page is filled with… ice cream, cleavage selfies, and junk she bought. When was the last time she actually made something? Buying random crap doesn't count.

No. 2113197

>>2113187
She blew her last interview which is something she’s experienced in, but thinks she’s going to ace this interview in a job that she has zero experience in? Highly technical? Is this the job she’s banking on getting and leaving Target? What a moron. I look forward to the milk this will bring.

No. 2113198

>>2113187
has she ever made anything except repainting a sideboard or something like that? Hope she says in the interview that she has no technical understanding at all and has all those health conditions, future employers will love that.

No. 2113204

>>2113191
She claimed to be having "incredibly painful hip pains" and was treating it by eating collagen >>2103602

No. 2113217

>>2113204
Thanks nonna. Realistically she's probably just suffering from the usual hip/back pain anyone would get from zero exercise and no core strength/poor posture. Crazy how she finally caught a ryan and she still seems to spend all her time hunched over her phone moaning on social media all day and/or doom scrolling.

No. 2113237

File: 1746004208483.gif (1.66 MB, 245x276, giphy.gif)

>>2113187
How retarded is she? I thought she was so confident to get this job and be hired on the spot, turns out she's entirely unqualified for it. If her hands are fucked how is she gonna work at a factory probably assembling shit. Blows my mind how she is consuming ice cream every day while complaining about her body hurting and her getting heavier by the day.

No. 2113244

>>2113191
If not a disability larp she's definitely laying the foundation for avoiding work and depending on Goob, but with the plausible deniability of trying to get a job. That mf does not earn enough money and seems sensible enough to make that clear to her, which is why she has to look like she intends on working. She's going to keep coming up with endless reasons she can't do it in the hopes that he caves and offers the stay at home gf life.

No. 2113255

>>2113187
if she keeps running to the internet everytike she has anjob interview to complain instead of researching ways to ace interviews on her own, then shes just being lazy and pretending shes trying. if she speaks in interviews the way she speaks online, no wonder interviewers think shes a waste of time kek

No. 2113258

>>2113195
>I love making things
She means making things up nona kek

No. 2113271

>>2113187
>>finding a sit down job is a matter of life and death
bitch please, you won't die from being fat and working at target, why is she so dramatic. Can't wait to hear about how she bombs this interview.

No. 2113285

>>2113187
>I have a heart condition
The ice cream has a choke hold on her organs kek what a psycho. Heather really out here larping any and all disabilities to become an unwed house wife meanwhile her Ryan is too busy metal detecting in strangers yards absolute kek

No. 2113294

>>2113187

WHY does she want this job? All she does is list reasons why she is not qualified…

No. 2113307

>>2113294
She wants to be rejected from as many as she can in order to extend her unemployment for as long as she can, so that she and Goob fall into a rhythm and he just slowly accepts taking care of her financially while she does nothing.

No. 2113329

a new boring video has dropped

No. 2113350

>>2113307
It's going to be absoutely hilarious if it happens.

No. 2113386

>>2113329
she put effort into this than finding a job, and thats not saying much.

No. 2113409

>>2113386
She probably lowkey assumes that her channel is going to be successful and she won't even need to find a new job.

No. 2113443

>>2113409
But also no one understands her "extreme hobbies" and everyone on youtube wants her institutionalized for not doing toy content anymore. Heather's mind is a mystery.

No. 2113444

File: 1746047754441.jpeg (378.92 KB, 1320x2346, big-yike.jpeg)

oh no

No. 2113449

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>>2113444
I swear it's like she has aged like 15-20 years in just the past 5. I know the granny dresses and limp black hair are absolutely not helping, but good lord. If she declined this fast in just a few years, I'd hate to see her in another few.

No. 2113469

>>2113449
I wonder if she drinks. aging this badly cant just be from eating ice cream and sitting on her ass all day cant it?

No. 2113473

>>2113469
It absolutely can be. Her diet seems really protein and nutritionally deficient from everything she has posted online, which is likely making her look so sickly and sunken-in despite becoming fairly plump. She was never any kind of fit either, but with her getting older and having no muscle mass, any fat she does gain is just going to hang off her and make her look saggy and older than she actually is. It's why she feels like shit all the time too now, her joints hurt, her hips hurt, her back hurts, etc. because she isn't actively using those muscles regularly. She might actually have a couple legitimate minor health issues, but I can guarantee the rest are just her shit diet and lack of exercise. It's only going to get worse from here on out unless she magically wakes up one day and gets her shit together. We all know she won't though. She's going to keep crying over when she was a "skinny hot blond bombshell" and go get another two scoop cone. The heather cycle continues.

No. 2113520

File: 1746063520894.jpeg (317.58 KB, 1222x1080, Picsew_20250430183711.jpeg)

Goober moving in next week

No. 2113523

>>2113520
Oh this is going to be sooo milky

No. 2113528

>>2113520
She reminds me of a female version of those men who prey on freshly 18-21 y/o girls who just moved out of their parents because they are naive and easy to groom. Its only less creepy since she is a woman and probably wont inflict lasting trauma through emotional or physical abuse. Still fucking weird and pathetic though. Goober is going to waste the best of his years on hagther. Bleak, as usual.

No. 2113529

File: 1746064916289.jpeg (1.25 MB, 1179x1954, IMG_1469.jpeg)

She looks awful. Are the weird high neck tops just for goober’s sake and when she’s alone she wears her tits hiked up to her neck to post stories? Kek

No. 2113533

>>2113529
Idk I think it’s refreshing seeing her in something other than black black black or a matronly floral print.
>>2113520
No updates about her interview? I’m dying to know.

No. 2113540

>>2113529
this is the best she's looked in a minute tbh. She's not wearing those old torn knee jeans, the blouse isn't entirely horrible (or floral) and actually fits her? She's not looking completely dead eyed for once? Still looks like she's on the cusp of transforming into a tired church receptionist though.

>>2113533
Yeah, I think the bar is so low because she's been wearing some atrocious blouses lately. Honestly think an empire waist would do her some good since her waist is so blocky.

No. 2113546

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>>2113520
>Just one more week till I get to wake up to this cutie every day

No. 2113547

>>2113529
>>2113540
Heather "THREE PAIRS OF PANTS NOW HATERS" Steele getting that last taste of the Target employee discount lol

No. 2113548

>>2113189
>>2113191
>>2113217
it’s crazy to me she’s in her thirties and hasn’t learned by now that at her height she has to be vigilant about her weight. not to sound like a bone rattler but you can’t be five feet, 100% sedentary, eat like shit, and be shocked when your joints are screaming from your choices. the heart condition is a fun new detail, don’t remember that coming up before kek

No. 2113554

>>2113529
i do think she looks cute here but also on the verge of collapse kek, her eyes look scary
>>2113409
>>2113443
kek agreed
>>2113187
>i'm a creative
delusional. she's as creative as a plain white mass produced t-shirt at target

No. 2113620

File: 1746091473453.jpeg (461.88 KB, 1080x1919, gyt.jpeg)

he will be bald after moving in with heather

No. 2113629

>>2113528
I’ve been watching a lot of forensic files and it seems like there is more than a few cases of a husband who is much younger, and wife who is much older, end up killing one another in life insurance greed.

No. 2113630

>>2113520
they look related holy fuck, how did I manage to miss that every other post

No. 2113660

>>2113629
Kek, goober isnt man enough to kill someone. And heather is too retarded herself to pull anything off.

No. 2113662

>>2113520
>>2113529
I'm just happy she ditched the grey eyeshadow

No. 2113674

>>2113620
Gag. Does he post anything like this about her? Not gushing like this or anything but does he say anything about her with any kind of emotion?

No. 2113682

Her hips hurt from the extra weight she put on and the shity boots she wears all the time. If she actually took care of herself her pains will be minimal.

No. 2113772

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No. 2113780

>>2113772
>my left hip is bad enough that I will need to see a doctor
wtf, why haven’t you been seeing a doctor all along, you weirdo
drives hours weekly for ice cream, no time for doctors’ appointments

No. 2113789

>>2113772
>why haven’t you been seeing a doctor all along
she's simply a munchie and makes mountains out of molehills and writes those posts hoping people will pity her as the never-ending "please see me as the victim" narrative continues on. even the most mild thing is blown out of proportion, she exaggerates literally everything for pity points. if she went to a doctor they'd say nothing is wrong and send her home

No. 2113796

>>2113772

Sitting down at a desk hunched over all day is going to do the exact opposite of what she thinks

No. 2113798

>>2113772
getting a “desk job” is going to wreak absolute havoc on her body. a lot of people gain sooo much weight when they start one.

No. 2113814

>>2113620
Peep the hair loss

No. 2113817

>>2113520

Whatever they're eating looks deep-fried. Can't be good for Heather's weight loss journey. However, it's probably great for Goober since anything spicier than ranch gives him the shits.

No. 2113836

>>2113772
>desk job
>huge relief
>is already complaining about hip and joint pain
Is this peak retardation?

No. 2113841

>>2113772
bitch is trying so hard to act like has cancer, an autoimmune disease or occupation related injuries when shes really an lazy 30+ yr old retard with a serious case of arrested development kek

No. 2113846

>>2113528
Shes doing him a favour hes ugly and autistic as shit. There is no way a woman his age would look at hime when hes already balding at 23

No. 2113848


No. 2113850

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No. 2113862

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>>2113850
Again.. the vegetables on top and the microwaved garbage underneath.

Picrel is goober’s beanpole ass at the gym kek

No. 2113867

>>2113850
Just stop getting double/triple scoop in a cone three times a week and go for a hike. It’s not that fucking hard.
>whenever I start going
Never. She will start never.

No. 2113873

>>2113846
I think you undersestimate the amount of desperate woman out there. Seriously people are into paul dano. Fucking nonas are attracted to paul dano. This guy looks like skinny redneck paul dano. He could have found a desperate nice girl or an equally as autistic girl (chris chans girlfriend comes to mind. Too cute for him). But no. She will make him extra bitter. Idc really because moids should be greatful for any spec of female attention but you cant tell me heather isnt a joy incineration succubus.

No. 2113874

>>2113772
so her “heart condition” is palpitations that she hasn’t even seen a doctor for

No. 2113881

>>2113772
Tomorrow:
> [close up of her face, looking at something off camera]
> [text box:]
> I didn't get the job

No. 2113918

>>2110579
I’ve been saying this for years I hate how she annunciates

No. 2113949

>>2113867
This is what drives me nuts and makes Heather an eternal cow… it's so easy to say your job makes you fat, you don't have time to exercise, you don't know how to cook vegan food, etc but she would be her normal chunky self instead of a burgeoning fatass if she stopped eating ice cream 3+ times a week and having huge sweet muffins whenever she drinks coffee. It's so obvious from the outside, but she has her cow blinders on. The farmers who used to bone rattle about her average bod must be so satisfied now.

No. 2113954

>>2113850
the heather cycle is unreal. the amount of time she shows us what's in her grocery cart saying "it's time for me to get healthy" is far too much

No. 2113987

File: 1746208836810.jpg (358.46 KB, 1080x2244, Screenshot_20250502_185616_com…)

Trying to guess what job she may be doing, this is what no experience factory jobs are looking like around her area. Lmao please let her get the cat food sachet one

https://www.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk=79b595a6f2ef5843&

No. 2114000

>>2113987
That would be hilarious but I doubt she is capable of doing everything (or possibly anything) in the job description. It also says she would have to work one overnight shift which she definitely couldn't handle but would be lolol

No. 2114012

>>2113987
She'll pack some candy away that's for sure…

No. 2114031

>>2113850
her endless cycles on repeat are maddening to witness. what a boring and pointless existence.

No. 2114034

>>2113850
> Trying really hard
can anyone describe what Heather "trying really hard" looks like lol
>>2114031
It's interesting that the eternal cycle before was moid-love and man hunger, plus people in various "communities" bullying her. Now it's junk food that is bullying her by being so fucking delicious.

No. 2114124

File: 1746245939226.jpeg (1.52 MB, 1139x2012, IMG_1580.jpeg)

They started dating in October so they just past the 6 month mark kek. I wonder if she just convinces him of these things and he doesn’t care enough to correct her unless she’s talking about cannons

No. 2114173

>>2114124
He even seems clueless in this picture and it's just his shadow

No. 2114307

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No. 2114309

>>2114124
She always does this with dudes. Like says it’s been a year when in reality it’s been a few months. It’s like she counts from when they very first “crossed paths” as a year. Insane behavior.

No. 2114318

>>2114309
She suffers from arrested development, she’s 34 and is still celebrating monthiversaries, her relationships rarely last a year anyway so she’s celebrating 6 months like that’s some kind of big deal

No. 2114320

>>2114307
>inb4 treating myself to something nice after not getting the job that will save my life uwu

No. 2114343

>>2114309
Yeah I wonder what mental process makes her exaggerate the time and intensity of a relationship. She was calling him husband and planning children in their third month of knowing each other, that's extremely abnormal

No. 2114373

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Why does she say this like it’s a shock? You drive 45 minutes for this shit at least twice a week

No. 2114374

>>2114373
I think cuz she read the nonnies here mapping out that she was driving 45 minutes for ice cream several times a week while dieting, and because she has a goldfish brain she completely misunderstood what the criticism was lol

No. 2114448

>>2114012
>>2114034
kek.

>>2114307
>>2114373
At least when she drives out for the double scoop cone it looks decently appetizing. This is just basic vanilla soft serve with whipped cream, strawberry sauce and half a churro jammed into the side of it? It doesn't even look cute or tasty? Dairy Queen is more instagram-able than this mess.

>>2114124
Correct me if I'm wrong, but is she celebrating the photo where he "accidently" appeared in the background of a photo of her shadow at the lookout tower? You know, the one where she said he appeared before they had even properly met? Or am I tweaking nonnas?

No. 2114467

>>2114373
she should get a job at this fucking ice cream shop since she's so obsessed with it, seems like she'd love a reason to be there even more often and she'd get to try all the new flavors. Kek

No. 2114489

>>2114373
I wonder how much weight she'll gain by the time this thread reaches its limit.

No. 2114539

>>2114373
isn't she close to being unemployed and in huge debt? And she paid $7.50 for such a sad looking ice cream? Not to mention the costs of driving there. Kek, she will be poor and even more overweight in the near future.

No. 2114624

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>>2114539
She must be anticipating the sweet split rent with her new roommate! But let's be honest, she'd still be buying junk, overpriced "vegan" produce and junk food no matter what lol

No. 2114672

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Heather and Goober went to Maryland for a cute and romantic “anniversary” trip today! Congrats to the happy couple!

No. 2114674

File: 1746404052599.mp4 (2.35 MB, 828x1368, RPReplay_Final1746403859.mp4)


No. 2114679

>>2113873
Paul dano is a fucking actor this guy is an ugly autist. No one would like paul dano if he didnt come attached to an acting career and millions of dollars.

No. 2114689

>>2114674
can't wait for the milk to start flowing after he moves in

No. 2114690

>>2114674
3 days ago "trying really hard to get healthy and skinny again"

Immediately eats ice cream, churros, pizza and a mostly bread sub

No. 2114691

>>2114674
Love imagining their real life together. Goob post pizza staring at nothing while looking downward and Heather constantly on her phone trying to film content. She probably thinks this is cute (she called him her little shit once) but he looks so miserable and annoyed. And also retarded kek

No. 2114695

>>2114674
Kek is he sleeping on their anniversary date? He looks and sounds like your typical Asperger’s moid.
>>2114672
A child’s mutilated arm and gangrene, how romantic.

No. 2114705

>>2114691
I think he was looking at his phone on his lap? Or was he really sleeping?

No. 2114708

>>2114705
She takes a lot of pictures of him sleeping during the day, he works the night shift so I wouldn’t be surprised if he fell asleep at their romantic dinner

No. 2114738

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>>2114705
He’s totally asleep kek. He reacts like he was startled awake too. Spoiler for close up of his face.

No. 2114749

>>2114674
He'S so tired of her shit he falls asleep at lunch

No. 2114750

>>2114749
He’s also retarded so he might be sundowning

No. 2114833

>>2114674
>>2114708
so heather is making fun of goober for the gram knowing he works night shift so hes tired af. out goes the motherly persona, such a thriving relationship, and shes hoping to mooch off of him so she can continue eyefucking herself online? if he'd did this to her, she'd cry abuse and spam a million stories. this relationship is TOTALLY on good foundation, like all over ryans hes sick of her kek

No. 2114846

>>2114674
He is so creepy. They are a great match

No. 2114872

>>2114674
I love how she went from talking about how goth she is (and has always been!) and going on about dungeon synth and metal/goth guys and she immediately settled for the very first "man" who gave her the time of day, SleepyGoobs, who is the polar opposite. I wonder if she reasoned with herself that it's fine because he has a Slipknot tattoo or something, but still, he is not what I picture when I imagine a hot metal dude.

No. 2114977

>>2114674
they remind me of an 80 year old couple that hates each other. This is true love kek

No. 2115039

>>2114872
She fr went form “I need a dungeon synth daddy” to wearing old timey target dresses and unironically listening to a song called goober peas. That day in this thread was so funny to me I couldn’t stop laughing at the song choice

No. 2115043

>>2115039
That post should have been nominated for an award. I think about it too much

No. 2115124

>>2114674
He looks like a 35yo homeless meth addict. No woman, no matter how cowish, deserves this.

No. 2115245

>>2115124
It's kind of remarkable how ugly he is, but almost all of the Ryans have been like separate cages in a meth-addled human zoo. I think it's worse with this one, though, because of her motherly coo'ing over her handsome baby boyyyyyy

No. 2115254

>>2115124
dude relax hes only slow and sheltered. if Heather didn't deserve this she wouldnt have 20 exes by now. (christ, its that many already? how tf is this possible, heather please stop repeating the same mistakes before you reach 30 exes)

No. 2115298

>>2115245
This one feels worse too because not only is it pretty boring (except for the goob jokes) but she also is clearly taking advantaged of a mentally handicapped hick that is 14 years her junior

No. 2115364

>>2115039
The cherry on the cake for me was that she was doing all that specifically targeting a previous Ryan who got into dungeon synth. She was throwing "hints" at him like a teenager, but with the subtlety and tact of an elephant.

No. 2115459

PA is the snack manufacturing capital of America. We have Breyers, Herrs, Utz, Snyders, Lays, Hershey and much more. I am holding out for get getting a snack factory job that just speeds up the fattening.

No. 2115514

>>2115459
If she had gotten the job we would have heard by now. I think she’s too embarrassed to admit she didn’t get the job after she practically acted like she was given a job offer before the interview even happened. She seems like an idiot. And I don’t mean that in a joking way. She literally seems slow as fuck and retarded.

No. 2115523

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Starting the day off right with a 45 minute each way drive for some healthy breakfast

No. 2115531

>>2115523
what is her obsession with eating crap food in Gettysburg?

No. 2115552

>>2115523
> wake up
> eat 700 calories of pure sugar for breakfast
> hashtag-veganweightlossjourney

No. 2115584

File: 1746646332590.jpeg (789.49 KB, 1320x2346, dr-freud.jpeg)

Kinda sad that someone alienated from her own family is blowing her money buying family photos from strangers.

No. 2115597

>>2115552
Is she still claiming veganism? She's been eating ice cream every day, and it didn't look like vegan ice cream to me

No. 2115642

>>2115597
She's only vegan when she's grocery shopping (and photographing her shopping bags).

No. 2115660

>>2115584
premade imaginary friends

No. 2115764

>>2115531
Yeah it's very suspicious. Does she have her eyes on a new Ryan there?

No. 2115789

File: 1746707875857.jpeg (521.11 KB, 1290x2386, IMG_1412.jpeg)

OMFG Heather you sick nasty bitch. I’m scrolling on my IG this morning and this nasty fury balloon kink shit appears of these 2 furries moaning. Of course she likes the post! Fuck you Heather for ruining my morning. I hope you don’t get the job!!!

No. 2115815

>>2115789
What the actual fuck is going on with her

No. 2115851

>>2115789
KEK. Heather is such a freak, wtf. I wonder what goobs would think about her weird furry balloon fetish. This has to be the one single thing that isn't completely boring about her.

No. 2115856

>>2115789
I almost feel bad for judging, cause fetishes originate from trauma, but that is just so fucking weird.
Reminded me of another cow who had a sneezing fetish.
> This has to be the one single thing that isn't completely boring about her.
kek true

No. 2115876

>>2115789
She seems kind of stupid so maybe she doesn’t realize there’s a sexual fetish going on here? Idk some people just don’t know
one time my mom printed out some DA inflate fetish art of my kid’s favorite characters because they wanted to make a collage. She found it on a Google search and it was totally innocent.

No. 2115888

>>2115789
>>2115876
I think she knows what it is, she's been around furries in their convention mode enough to consider herself one. I think the thrill seeking of love addiction and hopping into bed with dozens of ryans has been replaced with boring vanilla sex with the same guy who says he only had one girlfriend before he met her. She probably has to guide him to different parts of her body, much less can she broach "so can we wear mascot costumes…"

So she moved her impulsiveness to food and doubling down on her shopping addiction. Those both have natural limits so now Horny Heather is resurfacing. I want to believe!

No. 2115955

>>2115789
I hope she has a furry coomer saga it would be so milky please heather

No. 2115998

File: 1746760647435.jpeg (2.14 MB, 1179x1986, IMG_1812.jpeg)

It appears she got the job, nonnas. I need to know what it is immediately

No. 2116022

>>2115998
>career
Does she know the meaning of this word? Is she making factory working her career? Kek

No. 2116025

>>2115998
Ah crap I was hoping she applies for the ice cream shop

No. 2116027

File: 1746768225451.png (1.4 MB, 2324x1167, Screenshot 2025-05-09 at 06.22…)

>>2115955
Why are some of you newfags acting like her furry arc is new milk? The oldest videos on her channel are literally furry and Furrycon related content.

No. 2116031

>>2115789
topkek i love how heather is one of the more 'normal' and 'boring' cows and then she jumpscares you with weird unexpected bizarre shit like this.



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