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No. 2098831
AKA Heather Explores, Heather Sparkles
Previous Thread:
>>2065128Explanation of Heathertime:
>>2059264Thread #18
>>2045943Thread #17
>>2027512Thread #16
>>1938223IG: @haunted_butterfly
@heather_explores (old account)
TT: @heather_explores
YT: heatherexplores19
Heather Steele is a 34-year-old former retro toy collector/Fairy Kei fashion Youtuber reincarnated as a self-proclaimed spooky Victorian summer goth nice girl on an eternal quest for the Ryan of her otherworldly dreams. Her persecution complex, constant negativity, obsession with her "influencer" status on social media, and frantic love-bombing behavior shows no signs of slowing down.
Last thread TLDR: In the last thread, Heather wanted to marry, have babies and move in with her new Ryan. She diagnosed herself with infertility and said she was too broken to work at Target. She had her eyes on a new warehouse job. She said she will start her Youtube Channel again and proclaimed she had withdrawals from gabapentin. She started and ended several diets. In her latest posts, she has her chest out again and is clearly prowling for a new relationship.
Last thread recap:
>>2065289 says the wedding is going to happen in 2025
>>2065294 says WannabeRyan aka Goober Peas shooter and her will move in together soon
>>2065299 thanks god for her relationship and health
>>2065335 one of her followers suggests she might be moving too fast and she hits them with this Moby Dick style response, speaking of how Goober is her soulmate
>>2065342 Facebook posts saying that anyone who isn't supportive of their relationship can fuck off
>>2065624 giving makeup tips how to smear on grey eyeshadow without mascara
>>2065916 more bed pics of her beau
>>2065927 more pics of them together, he looks like he is about to check out
>>2066001 nonna suggesting he would look better shaved, evidently he would not.
>>2066219 Heather calling WannabeRyan an old soul and calling herself a cougar
>>2066426 Heather looking at baby clothes, she diagnosed herself with infertility and is hoping for a miracle
>>2066432 wants to them her babies Eliza and Henry
>>2066616 reposts memes about World war
>>2066997 comments that she "made a man" of WannabeRyan
>>2067402 shopping for decoration for when her baby is born
>>2067456 trying a healthier lifestyle to battle her self diagnosed infertility
>>2067622 uses FaceApp to create images of her future children
>>2067651 blames high stress job for her issues and says that she doesn't have much time to become pregnant because she is old
>>2068055 feels emotional about the children pictures she created with AI
>>2068060 complains about being overweight and having nerve issues, set up to quit her job so Goober has to take over
>>2068064 starts the healthy eating cycle again
>>2068351 meanwhile GooberRyan is out metal detecting
>>2068411 looking for a wedding dress
>>2068659 now says she has a serious medical problem saying she needs to see a reproductive healthcare specialist
>>2068688 needs a scan to find out if "she has ovaries"
>>2069506 mourning her non existent child
>>2069706 video of GooberRyan aka WannabePrivateRyan talking
>>2070200 absorbing Ryan's personality and now caring about confederate images
>>2070554 Heather thinks that people saying Merry Christmas instead of happy holidays restores a sense of normalcy
>>2071075 Ryan looking more pensive and annoyed in the couple shots
>>2071321 Detective Heather thinks a skull was stolen out of a crypt and comes up with theories
>>2071331 more theories
>>2072300 says her biggest goal is a new job and Goober to move in with her, says life will be great once she shed the weight and fixed the infertility
>>2072371 thinks she needs permission to photograph a cemetery
>>2073381 rediscovers her ball jointed dolls
>>2075050 complains she is a permanent outsider and has no friends
>>2079323 says she has suffered with a medical condition all her life and it's the reason she is now "completely" infertile
>>2079573 hopes President Trump will make everything right
>>2079734 Heather buys her own birthday cake
>>2079868 Ryan goes to Walmart to buy her a candle, that's the only post he made about her birthday
>>2081294 now refers to him as HUBBY
>>2081366 more Pro trump sperging with her hubby
>>2082550 posts about how she doesn't want to separate two paintings in a wife/husband set but she has bad vibes about the husband
>>2082818 WannabePrivateRyan seeking a new job
>>2083034 Heather saying she is losing her job "for real", now has her eyes on a new job 40 min away
>>2083201 she will start her Etsy sales again (plot twist, she never followed up on it)
>>2083565 she is applying for a warehouse job although her Target display job is too exhausting
>>2083724 WannabeRyan's funny Freudian slip
>>2083758 Heather calling her hubby her little shit, sounding like mother/son
>>2084543 WannabeRyan's old Reddit post, he only had 1 relationship before Heather
>>2085086 Proud mother/son picture
>>2086076 revisiting her plant hobby
>>2086241 made some gross soup for her sick hubby
>>2086534 Heather wants to return to Youtube but claims her audience hates her
>>2086536 Goober was in the ER
>>2086566 Heather thought Goober was dying so she took more photos of him
>>2086846 proud that Goober put an orange peel on his head
>>2086858 treats him like a baby book
>>2086902 More baby book tier photos of Goober
>>2087606 thinks she gave mono to Goober because she had it 17 years ago
>>2087755 Nonnas tinfoil that she got it from kissing someone else
>>2088007 now looking for desk jobs
>>2088780 Goober connects with an old photo
>>2089468 lined up a screen call for a manufacture job she has 0 Xp for
>>2090008 now on steroids for a foot injury
>>2090709 more sperging about her YouTube channel and how she was cancelled years ago
>>2091881 discovered a civil war ancestor
>>2092102 evidence of skinwalking her boyfriend
>>2093459 claims steroid withdrawal syndrom
>>2093460 now blames the gabapentine she has been taking
>>2093473 Facebook post saying she doesn't need or want friends
>>2094335 more ancestor obsession
>>2095750 March, Heather has her tits out again and is on the prowl
>>2094956 talking about a tintype she bought like about a husbando
>>2095751 complains about human skull collecting but has taxidermy
>>2095956 reposted this horny furry
>>2096488 seeking advice how to restart her YT channel
>>2096757 wants to buy 1800s dresses
>>2097475 using her old camera lens again
>>2098215 looking for jobs for people with 1 blind eye (for Goober)
>>2098741 tits are out again, we have come full cycle and Heather is bored of Goober
No. 2098833
All the Ryans in order:
>Ryan 1: Motivational Youtuber. Heather latched onto him and he apparently tried to help the dysfunctional couple by suggesting Heather seek therapy. Eventually they both threw him to the dogs.>Ryan 2: Ryan Z. Urbex’er whom Heather latched onto and physically stalked several times by using other people for rides. Met up again Oct 2019, Heather posted some cutesy things, and in less than a day those posts were removed and she put him on blast.>Ryan 3: Short-lived gamer boy met through Tinder.>Damian: On-off Urbex boyfriend. Eventually put him on blast after their 500th breakup.>Ryan 4: Craig. Graveyard photographer Heather briefly dated, but they appear to still be friends.>Ryan 5: Clay. Ex-boyfriend who broke up with her because she was negative. Tried to lure him back by being negative on her instagram stories.>Ryan 6: ChaseRyan. Dated for like 2 weeks LDR and were supposed to meet IRL but he changed his mind after he realised she’s batshit.>Ryan 7: Femryan. Stated dating the second time they met irl. After multiple breakups, Heather decided to end things for good because he wanted to go to a party on Halloween instead of going to the cemetery like all of their other dates.>Ryan 8: ChaseRyan round 2. They finally met in person but he was also seeing someone else and ultimately chose her instead.>Ryan 9: CharmRyan/GhostRyan. He got the measure of Hag pretty quick, and confessed to ghosting her cause she was still using Tinder and living her life on social media.>Ryan 10: BomberRyan, which sparked and fizzled within a week. >>1186214>Ryan 11: OldRyan, ryanectomy performed in less than 48 hours of this one being on the scene.>Ryan 12: Revengeryan / Ryanhumrevenge -@Rumhamrevenge, older alt photographer who's been hanging out with Heather. Not a true ryan because he's not a spoopy boy she wants to fuck, but comes in and out of the picture like the other ryans. Their relationship is weird and they've shared hotel rooms, but Heather doesn’t think he's a keeper for some reason. >>1288115, >>1288582, >>1289256>Ryan 13: PapeRyan. An old friend who she lost touch with ‘because of muh stalkers’. 13, unlucky for some, certainly unlucky for him. It seemed like she had finally found a decent match but it lasted mere weeks, Hag blaming their break up on his religious beliefs.>Ryan 14: BloodRyan aka Lurch. Heather met her match with this one- just as impulsive, insane, childish and melodramatic as she is. He promised the world, but after she quit her job and moved cities to be with him, he booted her out of his home after only a week…is he to blame? Is she? Heather claims the split was due to her plant collecting hobby, which Lurch was jealous of.>Ryan 15: BrianRyan aka BRyan. After an initial pre-Christmas date, Hag was sneaking pics and declaring love for this new Ryan. Off-the-peg forest and sigil tattoos, painted nails, thinning hair and 2012 piercings. Heather refers to him as a "psycho" and claims she was too caught up in physical attraction to recognize his "toxic behavior.">Ryan 16: ClockRyan. A resident of Long Island who she met over an app when he was visiting her area. She fell immediately in "love" and followed him back home, visiting NY with him over a weekend. He broke it off after about a week, apparently due to getting back with his ex.>Ryan 17: BabyRyan. Met him on some dating app and he lived 2 hours away. Calls him her "baby boy." Dates him for a few weeks at most and manages to pull off a pregnancy scare in that time. BabyRyan breaks it off in response to the "accidental" scare.>Ryan 18: AxeRyan. Heather matched with him on an app a year ago and forgot about him. She then matched with him again but offline about a month ago by attending the same spooky paranormal convention. He's a "Certified Paranormal Investigator" and is completely smitten by our summer goth princess.>Ryan 19: DeadEyesRyan. 36 year old history teacher. Met on a dating app. Dated for 6 months and shortly got engaged until he breaks things off, likely because he couldn't handle the consequences of Heather's online activity. Alleged racist and creep.>Ryan 20: Mysterious PoxRyan, gave Heather blisters in her mouth, tinfoil it was Rextyoung aka OG BabyRyan?>Ryan 21: WannabePrivateRyan, aka PrivateRyan, aka Goober Peas Ryan aka Blind Ryan, real name Ethan, freshly turned 22 years old forklift driver, this half blind Ryan is a military cosplayer CIVIL WAR (hi nonna) autist who got turned down when he tried to enlist and whose personality is currently being cannibalized by Heather No. 2098846
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>>2098831The baby voice is back
No. 2098924
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Great job it looks much better now!
No. 2098997
>>2098871I've been 99% vegetarian for years and just got iron infusions, because no one can tell me meat is actually good enough, especially heather's date night food pics from their fav sub par burger restaurant
>>2057631 (I wish I screen shot the last pic the day before she did her healthy grocery shopping). /vom
/blog
(blogposting/learn2integrate) No. 2099026
>>2098959whatever the next unfortunate ryan's interests are. she has to collect all of their hobbies as an excuse for her to consoom to fill the empty void. i hate how inauthentic she is. that she can't even find a hobby, it’s sad she needs to absorb whatever is the interest of every scrote she dates. Like how when she wanted a guy who liked dungeonsynth and kept posting “who wants a dungeonsynth girlfriend?”. It's so blatant and it's fucking creepy, she must be really empty inside no doubt
>>2098997heathers veganism is fleeting just like everything about her. it's a phase she goes through, it's inconsistent because the only consistent in her life is behaving like a parasite. i feel like she’s been on-and-off it for so long but she's almost always off it. i don't understand her reasoning for pretending like she's vegan in the first place, it feels like some weird larp like everything else she does.
people who firmly stay vegan/vegetarian for years have real reasons for it that they are able to be consistent about because of the real convictions & reasoning behind it… which heather genuinely could never. there is nothing behind her blank stare. her life revolves around ryans and her
victim-complex, she goes through phases like the weather because she has zero sense of self, there is absolutely no identity to be seen.
>>2098871>then two days later a bunch of stories of her binging Sheetz in her car. Heather loves a good cycle.exactly this, she can't be consistent with it at all. it's like how she's claiming that ""content"" is coming soon, or that she's getting her etsy shop going and she's also going to make youtube videos again but she can't because the world is against her and she's been cancelled for liking antiques, kek. always with the cycles
>>2099015this is what i'd like to see at this point. going back to her natural color and a hairstyle change that suits her better. i believe she could benefit from more volume in her hair. it always looks way too limp and unflattering. i also think she needs some type of fringe (but not like the old bangs she had), the middle part isn't doing her any favors imo.
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I think I figured out who she looks like to me: Tobias Fünke
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I actually snorted. Okay girl.
No. 2099531
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>I miss who I was three years ago
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>>2099531Meanwhile, I took a casual glance back at the thread from three years ago and this was kind of shit she was posting.
No. 2100089
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Oh she’s trying to get a rise out of goob for sure, now she’s toying with the idea of OF. I’m sure homeschooled Christian “women are whores” retard hates slutty women even though he probably beats off to them.
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This is what, the third day this week?
No. 2100120
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Count your days privateryan, Heather loses that crazy new relationship energy and needs to fill the void
No. 2100129
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>So you mean to tell me that I am crying myself to sleep every day trying to be good enough for a corporation, and there are girls that just get to be beautiful and not have gross hands from work, and they just get to be skinny and attractive because they're not constantly stress eating because they are trying to cope with life and men give them money and that's their career.
>Why did I get into that whenever I was young and skinny and pretty and. I'm so pissed. Life just isn't fair
>I mean, I respect the hustle. I really do. I'm just like, if I could redo my life… But no, I had to be a good honest woman.
No. 2100140
>>2100124I don't think she's posted about her upcoming wedding (lol) in months.
>>2100129> gross hands from workhahaha someone needs to armchair this one. Out of everything why does she obsess about what her "work" does to her hands?
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Heather's got the sads, time to binge eat and shop compulsively for that ONE THING that will enable her to become the beautiful, creative person she knows she can be
No. 2100144
>>2100129Same as guys who say ohhh man I could've been a badass buff dude getting laid and being king of the football team!!
You did none of that, because you have zero discipline. You worked at Target, you didn't grind through college or grind through work without college. Many who do neither are very creative still and just don't have financially viable talents. You fucked half the men in PA, that's how you spent your youth.
People who cry about youth annoy me, you're in your 30s get over it people do cool stuff well into their 60s you just have no work ethic
(sage your shit) No. 2100167
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Weight loss begins tomorrow.
No. 2100168
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So they’re still trying for a baby I guess
No. 2100169
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>>2100118This is such ALR logic. "I'm sad and fat, better eat a whole Ben and Jerry!"
>>2100129>"Why didn't I get into that whenever I was young and skinny and pretty". No, Heather used to get naked for men FOR FREE. Picrelated.
>>2100140I've been assuming it's related to that tradwife/sugarbaby meme that's like "my hands look like this so her hands can look like that".
No. 2100179
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>>2100129This is such a fence-sitting take. It's like she's hoping either men will encourage her to pursue OF anyway and validate her body, or she's hoping men (or anyone) will congratulate her for being "good and honest" and give her validation for her life situation.
No. 2100206
>>2100140Her hands are probably fat and calous because dumb bitch doesnt know you can workout and exforliate your hands.
She needs to stop eyefucking herself and eating in her free time and work on getting fit. The obesity arc gonna be crazy.
No. 2100390
>>2100138Not only that, some people have incredibly high stress jobs that still make time to work out and who don’t stress eat.
making time is the key. It’s work ethic and their mentality. Sure it might be difficult to get into the habit, but it’s possible. She just doesn’t want to put in the hard work.
No. 2100507
>>2100129Hey hag remember when(ever) you were so excited to get your "dream job" at target? Because I do. Don't try and act like you were duped into some awful job situation. You were over the moon to get this job and posted many times about how much you loved it.
I think she's bored and depressed because he's not living with her. That's what she wants more than anything, to be attached at the hip with her Ryan of the month 24/7. She went so far as to get permission from her landlord for goober to move in, so why hasn't he? Because his job is too far to commute from her place or what?
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>>2095956>>2100179She better not reproduce with Goober peas because their child will just be picrel
No. 2100566
>>2100507I love that she went through with asking her landlord if goob could move in like 3-4 months ago and he hasn’t. Her existence is just phone, buying shit, flavor of the month Ryan, and ice cream.
>>2100524Yes she was married and he paid her bills and she cheated on him. He was cow ish too but now he’s married to a younger way hotter woman and that must kill Heather lmao
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Just when you think she can’t get more pathetic
No. 2100589
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This is fucking bold coming from her
No. 2100590
>>2100523If she spent less on the ice cream than she did on the gas cost of driving there, that would make no financial sense nonna.
Hagonomics
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>>2100383>>2100590Someone more autistic then me can do the math
No. 2100607
>>2100152even with the trade in rebate, she blew like 1500 bucks on that new 16 (which likely is the pro max too with the most storage, because what else would she get)
>>2100129e-girl heather arc would be hilarious. move over shatna and moo, there's a new hot mess in town. but we all know it will never happen
No. 2100611
>>2100584>>2100585>work hardKek, as if most of these people even worked a day in their life, but Heather would know, she is a very hard working woman and very close to owning an expensive bullshit car herself.
>when one side consistently attacks peopleI don't know what she thinks "her" side is doing, but it's exactly that and the consequences go far beyond one or two burning Tesla
>>2100601No money, a woman, no children, not married, yes, she doesn't know. But many stupid people admire billionaires and would defend them without hesitation.
No. 2100676
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why does she always press her tongue against her teeth
No. 2100745
>>2100705I was about to say you're being dramatic by claiming her tongue is too big for her mouth and she just does this because she thinks it looks cute, but actually… she does have that weird lisp too…
You might be onto something, nona.
No. 2100781
>>2100676The head tilt is back! Everything she does is a signal, I wonder if this one is part of a new pattern of making Goober Ryan jealous or baiting a new ryan altogether.
She looks like someone strapped a RealDoll™ into a car though
No. 2100790
>>2100765But let's be honest, she isn't on a budget, she is in dept, but she never said that she really tries to watch her finances or wants to get rid of her dept. For an adult woman in her 30s with very limited financial possibilities, she is very irresponsible, but it's just how she is, she rawdogs random guys, how stupid can one person be?
Would be nice if any nonna could test that icecream to see if it's really worth the money and the drive.
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>>2098871She lives to consoom. Doesn’t matter if she’s in deep debt buying things and Ryans are the only thing that fills the void of her empty soul
No. 2100883
>>2100790Ayrt. Youre right. But she has talked about saving money. So its definetly a budgeting type situation. Bust still youre
valid because she is so stupid with her health in all aspect, why should we be surprised? Kek
Nooo nona, nobody needs to go check that ice cream out because no ice cream is good enough to risk your health, happiness and future on.
No. 2100892
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PRAY FOR HEATHER
No. 2100956
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>>2100941Another boob shot from today
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Holy shit she has so much fucking garbage. Also with the new iPhone camera we will probably see only edited selfies here on out Kek she could make herself look better with a shitty camera but now we can see what she really looks like
No. 2101036
>>2100952This exactly. She's the most predictable person I've ever not met in my life
>>2101000…k
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>>2100995>>2101036He's going out digging his holes next week, I would guess she's not coming.
No. 2101105
>>2101055Honestly this is as good as it's going to get for her. I don't have a very high opinion of moids and this ryan is too young and more than slightly retarded, but heather brings absolutely nothing to the table either. She's not that cute, she's gaining weight fast and refuses to change that, she hoards overpriced junk, thinks she's too good for regular hobbies like reading or even watching TV, is deep into credit card debt, paranoid and a BPDemon, has a history of cheating and STDs? She isn't going to suddenly attract a moid who is going to step up and take care of her, pay off all her debt, make her hands pretty (kek), etc. She'd be best off learning to be alone and getting her shit together before trying to date again tbh, but it'll never happen.
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>sorry guys I’m just laying down because I’m so tired
With her boobs hiked up to her neck. Ryan search continues.
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Broken fucking record
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And she’s just going to have to keep seething because we know she won’t. How many times has she claimed she’s coming back to YouTube?
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>>2101235The thumbnail looks like picrel
No. 2101386
>>2101235Finally, this [purchased item] will be the thing that unlocks her creativity and allows Heather to shine!
She's still gonna be doing this at 60 isn't she
No. 2101417
>>2101289of course he
it’s funny to me because his massive tism that makes him not understand or care about any of her BPD scheming is the only reason this lasted this long but it’s now also driving her away because BPDs need conflict and the prospect of actually just chilling and digging holes forever without a source of constant breakup/makeup drama is making her antsy
No. 2101451
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From Ethan's instagram. I wonder if it embarrasses her that he has a better social/hobby life than she does while she's just dicking around alone in graveyards, eating, and making empty promises at her brand new phone. She seriously should just get some fucking friends, but she already burned bridges by telling everyone on facebook that she just wants to be left alone.
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Heather called 911 and went to the hospital because she had a migraine
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>>2101546She’s so fucking dramatic, crying over how she thought she was going to die. Goober really hasn’t been giving her enough attention has he
No. 2101551
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Once again claiming she’s going to go vegan like a broken record. Also that the hospital was fun and better then doom scrolling, so we can expect to see more hospital visits in the future now that she’s got a taste for the attention
No. 2101562
>>2101552>Tinfoil but could she be trying to sabotage it and get attention from him because he will be out digging all weekend??that was literally my first exact thought when i saw this. i absolutely believe this is perfectly timed with goober going digging. i'm willing to believe her fragile ego has been insulted by the fact that her tard finds digging holes more interesting than her, since she can't imagine what having real interests or hobbies is like. she doesn't know what dedication to a hobby means, and she is devoid of any substance. i don't find it coincidental that she stopped larping autism after she started dating him kek. Imagine you’re heather and being faced with someone with actual hobbies. she can't wrap her head around someone having a life outside of her own narcissism. i also think she probably knows that if she had the opportunity to cheat while he’s away, she would. what a sad and pathetic cry for help
>>2101550>I hate the munchie arc so muchthe munchie arc has made the thread borderline unbearable when it used to be more lighthearted and fun. i haven’t watched the videos because i’m not in the mood hearing her ramble on for minutes acting like she’s on deaths doorstep. it's irritating watching her perhaps finally realize (maybe i'm giving her too much credit, but on some level maybe) how empty she truly is that she's now resorting to this bullshit. she’s always looking to find more excuses to sit on her ass and do nothing. any excuse she can find to prolong making """content""", anything to make people feel sorry for her and coddle her
victim complex. she’ll resort to some of the most pathetic measures in order to have any scrote to run in her direction to give her the constant validation and attention she desperately searches for once she realizes a boyfriend won't fix her problems. she’s been obviously fishing for DMs from newer potential ryans, she really won't ever learn and i think she's the type of person whose personality will only get worse as time goes on. she bought a new phone so she could use social media as a diary the same way she used her previous phone.
No. 2101600
>>2101546The way she pans down to the little bandage where she had her IV placed for just some fluids is crushing my lungs right now. Heather you were given the same stuff you can order home for a hangover, you’re dehydrated, gaining weight, eating a fucktonne of sugar, clearly driving most places, probably have a shit diet outside of the sugar binges, you are simply an unhealthy individual but you are
not sick. Veganism isn’t going to magically cure her malnutrition, if anything its going to make it worse because shes too retarded to understand how dietary needs work and CICO doesn’t mean anything for your health besides weight if you don’t pay attention to
what you eat, not just how much. Shes going to cycle the same bullshit symptoms no matter her weight because she has a gradeschool level understanding of nutrition (and the world at large)
No. 2101651
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She’s carrying on today despite her ER visit and goob out digging holes.
No. 2101660
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Did a vibe check on goob’s Facebook and apparently he’s a weather geek. He posted like 15 tornado images. Heather has not liked any of his posts in a while. She’s getting bored but also it would be funny if she became a weather nerd/storm chaser. Anything but the munch arc, please!
No. 2101675
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>>2101671It was just the aura kind
No. 2101685
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She survived deaths door to post a fit check praise god. She can’t zip up her kill star dress so she has binder clips holding it in the back. I don’t think I understood how much weight she’s gained until this video damn
No. 2101687
>>2101660>>2101673i just find it mind blowing that an incel maga retard like goober manages to be a more rounded out person that heather could ever hope to be.
sure, the bar is in hell, but still
No. 2101737
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Guess where’s she’s at again?
14 hours ago
>I’m going vegan again because I’m having so many stomach and health issues >>2101551Ofc she deleted all those videos from last night though
No. 2101786
>>2101737How's your healthy day out going?
ER visit for a migraine, crying over her bad health, showcasing her ootd shameless describi7how her ootd doesn't fit and is being held together by binder clips, then posting another ice cream gorge session the very next day after crying over her health. Lmfao I can't, this is all too much.
No. 2101805
>>2101735i was thinking she's probably had it installed for a bit
>>2101737>playing around with my new phone camera by taking a picture of icecreamjustifying her purchases again as if she's doing anything different with this new phone
>>2101675>It was just the aura kindkek'd
No. 2101810
>>2101778The "vegan era" will never last more than a couple of days because she associates it with suffering and denial and she has zero willpower. Right now her test is "just don't eat gigantic fucking ice cream cones" and she's failing that within literally hours.
>>2101551> going vegan is gonna suck so bad because I love my ice cream One thing I missed during this recent psychosis jag is Heather admitting she's been paying for a gym membership for "years" and has used it "maybe 5 times" lol
>>2100167 No. 2101829
>>2101546>>2101548>>2101551All the dramatics over a migraine and low potassium is absolutely insane. The "prone to retina detachment" when she doesn't even know what that would look like? It's so obvious she doesn't know what she's talking about and hasn't has any real medical emergencies before if she genuinely thought this was anything other than a migraine. Put down the ice cream and sheetz garbage and eat a banana a few times a week, Heather. Take a daily vitamin. Drink some water. It really isn't that hard. I can't believe she's going to put herself into medical debt on top of her regular debt over nothing.
>>2101737Honestly, I'm kind of expecting her to double in size in another year or two at this rate. Maybe she's intentionally sabotaging herself for another "fun" trip to the hospital since Ethan won't pay her enough attention. Maybe there was a cute male nurse or doctor she's hoping to see again.
>>2101810She's so stupid. Even just cutting back on the ice cream would be a step in the right direction. But she really had to turn right around and order another fat doublescoop on a wafflecone the day after her "I thought I was dying" ER experience caused by her poor diet.
No. 2101873
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POV: you're an ice cream cone
No. 2101924
>>2101873kekkk she's unhinged and not even in the fun way, it's just sad
>POV: you're an ice cream conekek'd hard
>>2101551she does grocery shopping…isn't she aware she can save the gas money and can splurge at home on store bought vegan ben n jerrys and other vegan icecream flavors? even regular ice cream shops often have a few dairy-free options. i can't understand her logic with anything. there is no rhyme or reason when it comes to heather
No. 2101970
>>2101840I tinfoiled she was visiting so much because she knew about GooberPeas and how he'd visit from the Goober Gang. She even "accidentally" caught him in her pictures once while trying to engineer something in her low cunning way.
I think it's a similar thing here. She's not autistic enough to make an Attraction Sign & sit with it, but she's stunted enough to drive to Gettysburg 3x a week to eat ice cream alone, take graveside selfies, and wander antique stores and hope for a "meetcute". Like the exact fantasy she made up between DeadEyes and GooberPeas that went nowhere.
No. 2101984
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This is definitely for a new Ryan. Her selfies died down when she was at her peak with Goober, now she is back to full force showing him and all the other guys what they are "missing"
No. 2102006
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She’s claiming she’s going to relaunch her YouTube channel this week
No. 2102100
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More horny furry content.. turns out Heather follows the furry guy who makes the reels. Brotherboofer
No. 2102103
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>>2102100Kek I saw her in the wild commenting on jasmine from 90 day fiancé’s pregnancy announcement with her affair baby
No. 2102105
>>2101737late but ofc she's having so many stomach issues with as much ice cream as she's having, christ
I don't think she's faking the ocular migraine though, the symptoms she described were too clearly an ocular migraine and it can be very freaky for someone who's never had one before
if anything she could count herself lucky she only got the visual aura and not the migraine afterwards (which is interesting in and of itself), the different types of auras you can get are pretty varied
I'm curious if this experience will evolve and change over time (I almost died, etc etc)
she'll think it was cute and fun until she gets that hospital bill – that'll sober her up
No. 2102114
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She looks like uncle fester why did she post
This
No. 2102115
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What an unfortunate shape
No. 2102146
>>2102115In comparison almost the same outfit but a year and 2 Ryans ago.
>>>/snow/1948982 What a difference. Her new proportions make her look like a midget
No. 2102157
>>2102128What flavor do you think her next double scoop ice cream cone will be
nonnie? My money is on strawberry and she'll cope by saying it has fruit in it so it's "healthy"
No. 2102161
>>2102114what an apt comparison KEK
I kinda love her for posting this.
Entertainment value: 10/10
Ryan bating potential: -20/10
No. 2102192
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Anything but taking accountability.. how could dishes from meal prep set you back for tomorrow? Just do the dishes or do them in the morning. She’s just talking herself into getting an ice cream tomorrow
No. 2102193
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A well balanced vegan meal of plantains, potatoes, and Brussels sprouts. No protein in sight. She’s going to be starving
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No. 2102264
>>2102100wtf heather.
>>2102114can this please the next thread pic lmao. guys heather is officially Fat. will she do anything about it, or will continue driving miles out for ice cream like come fat kid? stay tuned.
>>2102192nvm shes an immature bitch whining about chores and making dinner like god punished her or something. she just wants to stuff her face and cry about gaining weight.
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Good god
No. 2102332
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>>2102303is just Day #1 of Goober Ryan being out of town, btw
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(fan art)
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>>2102460damn anon you weren't kidding. like this guy legit has fucking hobbies and is serious about them. and shes going to fuck it up because there no drama. like, its clear she wants a nerdy white guy for a boyfriend, but she forgot what "nerd" means.
No. 2102479
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This is probably going to make her spiral more Kek He’s away and drinking
No. 2102481
>>2102460True to her 2010s basicness, she's mistaking that "nerd" = normal hygiene and looks guy with slightly thicker glasses.
She's accidentally gone full choo-choo, military history with Goob.
If she doesn't fake another medical incident to try to force him back, we will know for certain that Ryanquest is back on completely full throttled, rather than quietly on the simmer.
No. 2102486
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HagHobbies could never
No. 2102496
>>2102469>>2102486i really can't imagine how someone as empty as her would feel being close to someone with real interests and actual dedication to those interests. her insecurities must be ramping up every day. he's an actual autist, heather could never match this energy. even with him being a pathetic scrote, at least he has things he puts real time and effort into. it seems impossible for heather to care about anything other than vanity and her own reflection through a phone screen. not to mention her deranged
victim complex so she can always conveniently shift the blame on something or someone else
No. 2102507
>>2102356I'm howling,
nonnie thank you for this
No. 2102533
>>2102515Nonna, she's not even getting plain vanilla, she's getting the most calorie heavy icecream and two scoops at that. It's definitely somewhere around 500cal every time she goes. Just look at that thing in
>>2100118>>2102479Surprisingly she actually shared a clip of one of his finds before he posted this and has been radio silent since. I wonder if she's going to wear another dress with a "beautiful bustline" to go buy icecream again come morning.
No. 2102674
>>2102657What I don't get is her patter with him is probably the same as it is on social media, where she complains constantly about being fat, infertile and crippled by the pains of old age (lol)
I mean I can't think of anything less appealing to a 22 year old than some homely chick that whines about getting old. Add to it that she hates everything that young people do. It's probably not a coincidence that he got away from Heather and immediately got smashed and had a good time. She's such a drag in addition to being a bore.
No. 2102839
>>2102657I had the same thought (RE:teacher ladynonce) when musing on how Heather would cope & quest in the days before social media. Thank god it's there to distract her and give her goldfish levels of attention.
it's a blessing ig but its strange how she moans about being unfulfilled at work but seems to never have the thought to either train or take a low level, progressing position in something like care or education assistance. Even secretarial duties somewhere like that would give her much more in terms of purpose than retail, money too. It's actually bizarre that she never seems to get off her
victim loop enough for that idea to even approach her inner monologue.
I mean good tbh cos she would be kidnapping a six year old or coma patient to marry in Mexico within the probationary period.
No. 2102899
>>2102839I'm offended you'd think she could come any close to something resembling an education assistance or care position.
It's like you don't know Heather.
No. 2102924
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definitely for someone
No. 2102926
>>2102899I don't think she'd do it well, or even competently, or even manage to pass a course or probationary period, or not walk out.
But there are many levels of that stuff, some actual evil idiots manage to get positions often, and I'm just suprised even the idea has never come up.
Especially education. She loves draping herself in the trappings of a historian and decorating with big never opened books
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No. 2102949
>>2102933This is me when I was away at uni for the first time lol
> "I need to eat healthy! Lemme buy a bunch of stuff I hate eating but which has green pictures on it." She's fetishizing vegetables as "healthy." The only thing in there I see with even marginal amounts of protein is the hummus. I don't think you could eat "healthy" for more than a day or two from what she's got there.
Buy a fish you retard, or at least some legumes.
No. 2102964
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We’re in for a treat!
No. 2102976
>>2102974Transcript so you dont have to watch
>Hello, it's been a while. I decided that it's time for me to come back to YouTube and reclaim my channel. I got a new phone and I'm just filming with the front-facing camera. The audio is not the best—you can hear the road noise—but I promise you that I'm going to improve my production quality going forward. This is a video I just needed to make to rip off the Band-Aid, so I'm actually joined by my emotional support dolly, Eliza, because this is a video I have thought about making for the past couple of days. I've been incredibly nervous and overwhelmed thinking about it, wondering what I was going to say and what people are going to think. I just decided that I need to do this.
>The other day, I had a medical episode, and it literally felt like a near-death experience. In those moments, you realize you don't have any more time. You don't have time to do the things you want to do. All of your thoughts in that moment are about getting taken care of, getting things situated, letting people know where you're going to be. If I had died that day, I would have had so much unfinished business. Something that I've always dreamed of was being able to reclaim this space for myself despite the extreme hate and opposition towards me. This is my creative space, and I want to start being creative here again. I need that creative outlet in my life.
>I'm holding a doll, which is an interesting thing because I actually started this channel to share my dolls, to share my collections, to share my hobbies, and to interact with other people that enjoy the same things as me. Unfortunately, that ruined certain hobbies for myself, and some people took things entirely too far. But I'm at an age in my life now where I'm setting clear boundaries, and I would never let anyone harass, stalk, and bully me to that level ever again. I would never let it get under my skin again, and I'm just at a point in my life where I need an outlet.
>The whole reason I bought Eliza here was in the hopes that I would start doing photography of these dolls and just have a way to unwind after work, after a stressful day, and just go home and take pictures of my dolls and dress them up. I barely spend time with my collection back here that I have spent so much time acquiring and curating. I just feel like if I start making content again, it's just going to be another way to experience my collection.
>I'm sorry, I don't know which way to look because I'm using the front-facing camera right now, so I've been looking at me over here, and I think you're over there. My apologies—like I said, the production quality will improve as I get back into this. I just got this phone the other day. If you're curious, this is the iPhone 16 Pro Max. I'm also going to work on the audio situation. I might not always be able to film in this room because there's a major road in front of my house, and it's just so loud.
>Yes, I'm very grateful to have Eliza here with me because, like I said, I was extremely nervous to make this video. I have other emotional support dollies—I have this strange guy, don't know what he is—but I'll be doing videos all about my different dolls and my antiques.
>Maybe I should just start with reintroducing myself because I feel like I'm just starting to fall into the trap of justifying myself. My name is Heather. I'm 35 years old. I got canceled on YouTube like 7 years ago. It was dark and terrible, a lot to deal with, but I carried on and went on to do things with my life that no one said I could do. I did them for me, and I really want to do this YouTube channel for me as a creative outlet. I'm not hurting anyone. I just want a space where I can create and express myself, share, and connect. That's all I want to do, and that's why I'm going to do it again.
>I'm a collector of all kinds of antiques. I'm by no means an expert—I'm simply someone that has an appreciation. I collect a lot of Victorian photography, Victorian mourning items, all kinds of dolls, little trinkets. I just have an appreciation for craftsmanship, and I love treasure hunting for things, things that existed before my time. You may have followed my channel in the past where I was a vintage collector of all sorts of nostalgic items, and a lot of people just couldn't understand why I also really enjoyed visiting historic sites and why I really enjoyed antiques. People were making me choose between the two, and I just decided to go do what made me happy because I couldn't deal with these crazy people anymore. It was a lot to process.
>I've tried to heal over the years. I'm still healing, which is why it was scary to come back and make this channel, but I'm going to do it for me. I'm going to reclaim this space. I'm just going to carry forward. What I would like to do on this channel is just share my art. I do actually want to start doing painting videos. I want to make things. I want to do interior design videos. I also want to share my collection, curate it, and do videos about the different objects. When I find something really great, I want to do history videos and lifestyle videos. I've started trying to get healthy again, so maybe some inspirational videos like that.
>I just wanted to say that I've always set out to create content that helps people and contributes positively to the world, and that's going to continue. I just think of all the moments in my life over these past couple of years, the beautiful things I've seen that so many people tried to take away from me, the life I have now that people tried to take away from me, and I'm just not going to let that happen. We only have so much time on this Earth, and I just constantly think of all the creative endeavors I want to go out and do that I haven't done yet. It drives me insane, and I don't want to live my life with unfinished business. No. 2102979
>>2102976>I know this has been a lot of rambling. This has been difficult for me. This has been very nerve-wracking, so I appreciate you sticking around and just staring at Eliza this whole time with me. I will make another video about Eliza, and maybe we'll change her clothes and hang out with her. I want to make a video about my houseplants—I'm very into plants. I'm very into history. I love to just go out and explore. My idea of exploring isn't everybody's, but I don't really care. I love to do photography.
>I've come to realize that your opinion of me isn't as important as my opinion of me. If I'm doing something and I'm happy and I'm enjoying it, who cares if it's not good enough for you out there? Who cares? I just want to be me. Stay tuned because I have a lot of things on the way. I'm excited to get back to this format. I've tried to do reels. I've tried to do TikTok a little bit. I would love to do longer videos, and that's why I'm back.
>This was just to rip off the Band-Aid. This was to try out my new camera, try editing a video, try uploading it, see how it goes. I hope you'll be kind. If you have a problem with the life I have, if you have a problem with me as a person, if you have a problem with me not posting what you want to see, you can simply unsubscribe and go about your day. I just wish more people would spread kindness in this world because we are living in a time where we desperately need kinder voices.
>Life is really hard. Life is scary. Life can end at any moment. You don't know when it's going to be someone's last day. Please be good to other people. Please spread kindness. Please take care of people. I don't think people really know how much stress and anxiety and pain I've gone through because of some of the stuff that's gone down. At the end of the day, I had to learn how to watch out for myself, pick myself back up, show myself self-love, and carry forward because in those moments where I was out with my camera and I found something so incredible on my adventures that I couldn't even believe, I realized that nothing could take those moments from you—only you, only you if you decide to listen to other people and not change your life and not get out there and not find yourself.
>You have to be brave. You have to carry on. You have to do it for you, and that's what I've tried to do over these years, and I'm not sorry. I know people are probably waiting for an apology from me. I'm not sorry if you're disappointed in me, if you don't like that I'm not posting whatever—that's on you. That's your thing, not mine. I am focused on my self-growth and healing and just trying to have a good life, trying to be happy.
>Anyway, that was long and emotional, but like I said, I was very nervous to make this video, and this is the last one where I'm going to talk about these things. I have spent the past couple of years justifying myself, explaining myself over and over, telling my story over and over. I can't do it anymore. I've got to focus on the future. I've got to focus on the fact that I'm literally in the life that I've always wanted, and I want to keep building that. I want to make it better. I want to make it more fun. I want to just create and explore and live, and that's where I'm at right now.
>So thank you for watching. If you've been here all these years, thank you very much, and please go out and do something kind for someone today. Life is too short to be sitting around on the internet, miserable, hating on people. There's just so much to do. Take that energy and the time where you'd be hating on someone and actually go out and do something you've wanted to do. Go draw a picture. Go for a walk. Go say hi to your dog. I don't care what you do—go hug your dolls, even your creepy ones, even your creepiest dolls.
>All right, guys, that's all for this video. Stay tuned. I have a lot of things planned, from lifestyle vlogs, planty videos, collection videos, historic videos, explores—I'm going to do it, and I am back. All right, I'm done rambling. I know this has been a heavy video. I'm sure most of you only got through like 5 minutes, and that's fine. I just did this for me to kind of encourage myself to start posting again. So we'll see what this adventure has in store. All right, bye, everyone. No. 2102985
>>2102976>near-death experienceKEK I was right
>>2102105 ofc she would
No. 2103014
>>2102976>>2102979thank you so much for the transcript nona. doing gods work. there's absolutely no way i could watch a single heather youtube video. her instagram stories are more than enough. and of course, her over-the-top histrionics never end and she's always going to be doing the same song and dance. i knew she was going to keep acting like she's on deaths doorstep from a very short hospital visit because she's now officially a munchie. let's see how fast she gives up her channel again when a new ryan comes along or she doesn't get the constant validation she's very obviously craving. 7 years ago she got ""cancelled"" yet she's still the same immature, unintelligent retard who refuses to take a single shred of accountability. she's a fucking broken record and she'll always be irresponsible. i hope these new videos will only grant her more negative attention so she can keep reeeing about the fact nobody likes her. but she'll never accept that nobody likes her for a damn good reason. i look forward to this not going the way she wants it to, because she needs to be shunned even if she never learns from it. she'll always pretend she's a
victim and it's obnoxious as fuck. i don't think it will be long before the channel gets abandoned again and/or she gets sussed out for who she really is.
>>2102934kek halloween nona is that you? i was worried this depressing arc sent you away but i'll be looking foward to seeing you around halloween again
>>2103006>The comments so far are so sweet, of course.that's exactly what she's fishing for. we know anyone who's sending her positive messages are buying into her fakeness/
victim act don't actually know who she is. anyone sending positive comments is cluelessly eating out of the palm of her hands but they shouldn't be for very long because i doubt she will post anything that will keep anybody engaged because she's worse than she used to be. would do a huge kek if those same people found her political posts
>>2102988>She knows so much the new iPhone was needless consumption, she has been excusing it like mad. Rather that than just follow that feeling a little more and decide against it. Exhausting way to live. Copexistence.couldn't agree more. as for what her future videos are going to be about, my guess is her parroting the same narrative over and over in between potential vlogs about her "weightloss" journey and showing off many consumer purchases. spliced with shit akin to a longform version of that instagram story upthread where she was laughing like a maniac after showing off a very lackluster view behind her big inflated head. imagine if she did a healthy cooking video KEK. maybe i'm giving her too many ideas
No. 2103071
>>2102979>Please be good to other people. Please spread kindness. Please take care of people.it's easy to translate everything she says into what she really means. she's saying: be good to me, spread kindness to me and take care of me. literally the next sentence she says proves that
>I don't think people really know how much stress and anxiety and pain I've gone through because of some of the stuff that's gone downlike what… fake medical scares? people rightfully calling her out on her bullshit? she only wants things to go her way. this new munchie arc pisses me off because she's acting like she's had a second chance at life after falling off of a cliff or some shit. she got her defective ryan and had to face the fact that it didn't magically solve all her problems. since the early days of their relationship i had a feeling it would end with her cheating on him, and i think that's exactly how it's going to end. i just wonder how long it will take. i hope when this ryan is out of the picture he takes the munchie saga with him because it's irritating, i doubt she'll drop this act anytime soon though. seems to be her new favorite crutch to lean on
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bet she is going to read into this comment and say the haters are back
No. 2103190
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>>2102988She doesn’t even like the new phone and wishes she kept the old one kek
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Excuses already
No. 2103240
>>2103190yeah I've heard multiple creators complain about the obvious lens switch, among other recording issues with apple phones
woops, guess we forgot to do any research at all
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Her replies on this video are hilarious. She really thinks she’s a celebrity that had to go into hiding because her YouTube commenters were like wtf? When she changed from neon pink toy content to goth poser clothes walking around cemeteries overnight
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>>2103248The dramatics of it all
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So healthy. So many vague sad posts today, we get it your Ryan isn’t doing it for you anymore
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>>2102934>and she will be back at her Ice-Cream-Ryan in probably 3 daysTry the next day kek
No. 2103270
>>2103266>>2103256omg hahahaha
her diet didn't even last ONE DAY!
No. 2103553
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Heather's nose ( & sudden decompensation from being able to wear eyemakeup) is a genuine mystery for the ages. It looks like she's had a reverse nose job or something? She also had a video, making a big deal about contact lenses too. Go back to them Heather. The current pair are probably the main culprits for the muppet nose, but it does still look like it's literally changed shape.
Heather had so many nice comments on her video that she would have been better off spinning the ice cream as a reward than a sad day boost. Still retarded for weight loss but makes slightly more in-world sense.
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Poor Heather, too broken and depressed to eat healthy
No. 2103596
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Any “baby steps” she took were immediately reversed by all the sugar she sad binged yesterday
No. 2103602
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Munchie update: Heather is now having "incredibly painful hip pains" and is treating it with collagen
No. 2103615
>>2103239>look around for inspirationi always know for a fact when she repeats over and over how she has "tons of ideas", she actually doesn't mean it at all. she has no creativity, inspiration or ideas to be found.
>>2103175halloween nona! i was hoping you were still here. i'm so glad you never left/won't leave; you are 100% my favorite part of heather threads. you always bring the morale up around here. i look forward to seeing your posts (and costume ideas) when halloween is around the corner, really glad you're still here despite what heather has been giving us. i can't blame you at all for being overwhelmed by her stupidity. she has reached new lows, even for her
>>2103266i love when this happens. a nona in the thread says "i'll give her a few days/a week" and then heather shows us all up and gives us a day. thanks heather!
>>2103596sure thing, those healthy changes are happening right now. just like all of those upcoming youtube videos. where eventually her thin-skin will run her off youtube a second time
>>2103611>Does this bitch eat anything but brown?KEK. you're not wrong though, even those weird fruit juices she made for her and goober looked like slurry, and that last icecream cone looked so weird. that cameras really paying off for her
>>2103614i agree nona, she needs therapy, a diary and the willpower to log off. she will never get better
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Guess she also kept going to the vending machine at work
No. 2103707
>>2103648Ok so she clearly didn’t quit yet I guess. What vending machine would she talk about otherwise.
>>2103647Looks like cheese sauce or hollandaise kek she’s gonna be totally skinni soon
No. 2103788
>>2103663Food replaced the thrill of pursuing new Ryans and without it she's just going to find a different way to handle stress, the depression at the root of it and otherwise modulate her moods. This is very obvious to you and me but Heather is so retarded that she's creating posts almost every day saying she's treating herself to sweets and ice cream because she's so sad and her weight gain remains a mystery to her, like a weather system or Act of God that just "happens."
Prediction: She'll lose the first 5 pounds and feel an inexplicable compulsion to hit the apps again. I guess it's good Goober isn't into fetty.
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Holy hell she’s thirst trapping hard now. Goobs must have had a fun trip and she’s punishing him
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>>2103841That’s what I was thinking, she’s in a land locked state, she doesn’t go to a pool to swim, so why would a swim suit something she needs right now. She bought that just for Ryan baiting purposes 100%
No. 2103862
>>2103828Nonna, wish we could've seen your face when you opened that story! What a jump scare, kek
Has Goober been posting anything?
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>>2103862Nothing milky what so ever just the shit that he digs up. He posts a few times a day sperging about a bullet or a button he found. No wonder she’s bored
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>>21038621/2 Heather actually liked this post kek the first post in weeks. He posted yesterday saying “Beauregard day one” so it seems he will be out digging a few more days.
No. 2103904
>>2103849every day is "treat myself" day when it comes to heather. always wondering how that debt is treating her when she can't go a single day without practicing self-control
>>2103880this isn't twitter; not everything posted here has to be one or two sentences and there's no rule against discussion, long posts, or replying to multiple things at once. i will continue posting how i choose and you can ignore my post instead of contributing nothing to the thread with pointless replies
>>2103828she's looking for new ryans definitely, but i can see her justifying this purchase for a new "video idea" that will never happen, like her 500 dollar tintype she was going to travel to take everywhere and her cellphone upgrade
No. 2103906
>>2103828>it fits sure, if you say so, Heather
>>2103849agree that this is Ryanbait, but there’s good lake swimming near her
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>>2103904> i can see her justifying this purchase for a new "video idea" that will never happennona how did you know lol
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>>2103828Does she know that stores outside of Target actually also sell clothes?
>>2103849What is this placement kek here’s my bathing suit and some fucking horse together. Talk about Ryan-baiting PHEW
No. 2103918
>>2103904Keep posting paragraph nonna I prefer the long style anyway. Other nonna seems like an unintegrated newfag
>>2103898Kek these always send me
No. 2103962
>>2103909Proof she didn’t quit yet. Well at least she has an income still.
>>2103828How deep she has spiraled to post something like this holy shit. Does this even count as thirst trap when she looks like this?
No. 2104082
>>2103615oh, you are so sweet, nona ♥ at the moment I think her costume will be a scoop of ice cream, kek, she is nearly as round as one. And what I have to say, I love your "long" writing style, like you wrote, we aren't Twitter here, so don't let anyone tell you to write shorter answers or not catching all of it.
>>2103977stop insulting the whales, they are cute, they are natural, they don't wear swimsuits. Heather, on the other hand, isn't cute and she is doing all of this to make her Ryan realise that he found the best girlfriend ever and has to do everything for her, like working 24/7 and not having any personal hobbies. Can't wait for her breaking up because he is so
toxic and getting together with Ice-Cream-Ryan
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She’s made like 5 vague posts about something horrible happening over the weekend. What are the tinfoils on what happened? Gooberpeas still has her in his relationship status on Facebook so it wasn’t a breakup
No. 2104146
>>2104113It's the third or fourth "HELL" of a day in a row and excuse to "reward" herself again.
You and I notice she does this every day now but Heather has the brain of a stimming corgi and it's a mystery to her.
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Between ice cream Ryan and Matcha Ryan, goobs better watch out with his woman posting long titted bathing suit pics on her stories!
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She thought this goofy ass picture was so good it deserved its own post
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Goob stopped by heathers on the way home from digging before getting back to mom and dads. Wonder if this was because of all her meltdowns and thirst trapping
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>>2104227She got a better angle of her goob than normal but you can still see his little bird chest
No. 2104280
>>2104162>>2104169>>2104190she could make this at home so much cheaper (and better, with less sugar.) is she “vegan” yet? then she’s paying the upcharge for non-dairy milk, right? it’s crazy how if she’s not wasting money on target clothes or antiques she’s wasting it on food, all in an attempt to regulate her emotions.
i’m surprised she hasn’t had a booktok phase yet. with her ryan quest, overconsumption, and social media obsession it seems like it would fit her well, but i guess it would mean reading and we’ve never seen her engage in anything other than scrolling her phone.
No. 2104300
>>2104280Slight derail but the vegan thing always gets me because she just says it and does not follow a vegan diet at all and expects it to magically make her lose weight. A vegan diet is restrictive but it’s not inherently lower calorie but either way it’s irrelevant if you’re still eating dairy? Every day???? Plus as part of her “vegan weight loss journey” she bought collagen
>>2103602 so what is she even doing besides presumably farting like a clydesdale since her vegan meal prep is roasted brussel sprouts, raw kale, raw cauliflower, and canned chick peas.
No. 2104306
>>2104162Ngl, all I can see is how absolutely not torn-up and normal her hand looks despite her "hell" at work melodrama. Did a single papercut or broken nail send her off the deep end or something? kek
>>2104227Dead at how unenthusiasticly smug she looks here.
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>>2104308I’m just getting Big Ed from 90-Day Fiancé
No. 2104370
>>2104300The collagen pisses me off so much because people will be like "I'm vegan/vegetarian! BUT COLLAGEN!" And like… do you know what they do to get that, sweetie?
Also the science seems variable on how great it really is.>>2104300
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Talking about how traumatizing returning to YouTube is for her. Didn’t bother recording the yapping before this but she says she’s going to be uploading 3 videos every single week.
>You just have to bear with me because these work weeks are very stressful. So yeah, like I said, though, I am excited to be back. I'm going to get in the habit of not justifying myself.
>Last night, I kind of reopened like a ton of trauma, looking at the past, looking at the situation I had to escape from, all the shit I dealt with in my time when I was a YouTuber and all the people that literally terrorized my life and helped my ex terrorize me and all the stuff he did to me and it's like I'm kind of like ripping open something
>but I feel like I just need to be a content creator again like it's something that's been missing for my life and I know I can make it good and positive and fun this time around and it'll just be an outlet like I said it's another way to interact with my collections and hobbies and just another way to experience and enjoy them so I'm excited. I just need a day to myself to do that.
No. 2104408
>>2104403Oooh, you can really feel the bpd seethe bubbling this one.
She is "justifying" herself but not because she's an uwu
victim, but because she is spoiling with a fight with anyone in the world, who represents (in her mind only) her entirely external locus of control.
The testiness in the voice behind the fake laugh is a remarkable snapshot of what a medium-early term Ryan starts to get more familiar with.
Luckily for autist Goob, he won't be able to read that at all, and only knows to cower from Momma wen she yell and throw his hole foinins aroun
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Heather I’m begging you to look at a balanced meal plan.
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>>2104403Her nose and dead eyes make her look like this, I don't know how else to describe it
No. 2104430
>>2104403These videos would be insane coming from anyone other than Heather. She's now been making content every day for a week about how she's going to make a video for youtube. Her last video for youtube? Sitting in front of a camera complaining about her life, just like this.
> maybe I'll do a home tour video!Ah yes, the home tour of an unknown 35 year old woman in Pennsyltucky, this is the gold star content the world has needed.
At some point someone told Heather that she was really interesting and it's unfortunate that she believed it.
No. 2104440
>>2104415If she doesn't eat kale in a serving, it's not healthy in her eyes, I guess? Shit looks disgusting and does not stand near balanced diet. Is she not able to at least watch a tiktok about it?
>>2104222This pic would give me severe body dysmorphia lol. This is level of tuna posting disgusting pics of herself fueled by drugs. Like there's no way she doesn't see how grotesque her body looks. Not even being a mean farmer here, it's legit weird and absurdly square.
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>>2104222She seems to have reverse body dysmorphia when it comes to this picture, she loves it
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What could possibly drain her this bad she can’t even nap? I think this is day three in a row of excuses for not filming her incredibly boring content. All she does is sit in front of a camera and talk with a doll in her hands.
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>>2104599I didn’t even bother posting this from earlier today because I knew it wouldn’t happen
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>>2104403Forgot to post part 2 of this video from yesterday, she’s already failed at what she promised last night.
>Anyway, back to cleaning and tidying and getting this house all ready and who knows maybe I'll do like a little house tour video sometime down the line once I get everything back in tip-top shape. And yeah.
>That's it for now. Thanks for your support. And like I said, I am gonna get this video up. I'm not gonna let this be something that like I planned on doing and then it's like five months later and I still haven't done it. Like, no, I am going to be filming tomorrow evening after work. And yeah, it'll be good. So stay tuned. I have some adventures coming up I'm planning.
>I took a one week vacation that's going to be happening in early April. So I'd like to do some traveling. I'm going to vlog it and all that stuff. So we'll see how it goes. But for now, I better get to washing dishes and cooking all the healthy stuff. And I'll talk to you later. Bye. No. 2104749
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Totally normal behaviour
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No. 2104771
>>2104403is there any legit trauma in her life or is playing
victim and avoiding responsibility again
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What did I say??? She’s going to eat like a bird with no protein and just fibrous veggies and then gorge out on ice cream. Here she is again.
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>>2104881This time goob miserably joined. I like that he skips the cone even though he can use the calories to bulk up lmao
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>>2104839Yeah, thank goodness for silent suffering kek
No. 2104900
>>2104882Soo do we think she filmed today or will she flake and blame it on getting to spend time with her gooberpea?
Also do we think she took her vacation and is making all of these plans to spite him since he took a vacation without her for his hobbies?
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>>2104900She’s fishing for excuses
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Yep more excuses and a screenshot of the video that explains nothing
No. 2104919
>>2104911for her huge debut to YouTube (including newly purchased phone for its camera quality)…….. she opts for the front-facing camera.
I can't with this bitch. straight hopeless
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Kek found Heather following a furry balloon fetish account on ig
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Heather now needs to buy a computer to upload YouTube videos from her phone. Always with the consuming.
No. 2104972
>>2104968How much sense does this make? She's saying she edited the file in iMovie but can't export it
Change the imovie export file type? Is that not a thing?
No. 2104975
>>2104899Kek perfect
nonnie>>2104968Her life is nonstop retard moments. I don't remember her being this stupid when she toy vlogged but I imagine her husband helped out so she never had to use her brain. Now she has to update us on her every move on how she's too helpless to stop eating ice cream or upload a video.
No. 2105019
>>2104882Jesus how hard is it to order a normal size cone with one or two scoops.
>>2104251Still chuckling about this
No. 2105022
>>2104940spoiler this shit next time nonna, please.
also wtf hag
No. 2105062
>>2104881Listen… I understand using food to make yourself feel better. Obviously, not a great thing, but I get it. Lots of people do that all the time. But why does she have to post about it every… single… time…?
Ok, sure, this time is different, cause
>>2104882 she's "making memories with hubby" or whatever. But the three previous times? You got ice cream alone again? Wow, such exciting content!
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>>2105062The funniest answer to this is she likely isn't posting about it every time and is pigging out every day, particularly now that she's limiting herself to kale and plantains.
No. 2105187
>>2105147the fucking white lash in contrast to the saturated black hair is driving me nuts.
>>2104968Has she tried googling for her issue? Check what format yt accepts and then convert? The laptop is not going to improve anything.
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>>2104968Yt requires some amount of effort, so it's back to thirst trapping and insta-whining
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The evidence that her life is just a recurring non-stop doom loop is staring right back at her lol
The video she's been building up to for a week:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCxIvBjl7FE No. 2105266
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>>2105264Heavy Jan Skylar vibes. It’s so bad.
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>>2105264She’s going to use the pain and trauma from uploading this video to never do it again
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>>2105266Heather has different ideas:
> I feel like she looks like me. Maybe I'm delusional?> I love her I love her I love her I love her! No. 2105275
>>2104403>I am excited to be backi do wonder if she is excited to be back, really. she seems miserable
>>2105273her crazy eyes paired with that narcissism. deranged. looking forward to the transcript of this video if any nona decides to go through with it. i truly don't think i could sit through a single one of her youtube videos, she is so grating
>>2105264>getting it uploaded has been a journeyyeah everythings a journey for her, i'm sure that new iphone was worth all of the minor headaches. maybe she'll be in the hospital for another migrane by the next video so she can vlog while she's in the hospital
>>2104975>Her life is nonstop retard moments. I don't remember her being this stupid when she toy vlogged but I imagine her husband helped out so she never had to use her brain. Now she has to update us on her every move on how she's too helpless to stop eating ice cream or upload a video.completely agreed 100% nona. she's so stupid. her social media addiction documents just how sad and empty her life is. no wonder why she wants to come back to youtube now that the ryanquest has proven fruitless. they were so certain they were moving in together, i wonder if his parents had to step in or something
>>2103918>>2104082thank you both nonas ♥ i appreciate it and i do also enjoy reading longer formatted posts too
>at the moment I think her costume will be a scoop of ice creamkek ily nona. and thank you for the kind words!
No. 2105291
>>2105275Here you go, its very boring, wouldn't recommend wasting your time watching this one
>Hi everyone, it's Heather, and welcome back to my channel. For today's video, I wanted to share some of my recent antique finds from February and March of 2025, so let's dive right into it. The first object I am holding in my hand is such an honor to have in my collection. This is the pre-war tint type of Raymond Gaus of the 22nd Pennsylvania Cavalry. He was a victim of the Andersonville prison camp and died there of dysentery in October of 1864. Raymond's family immigrated from Germany and settled near Scenery Hill, Pennsylvania, on a small farm. Raymond was also a laborer of the McMillan family's farm, so they are actually a prominent family, uh, from the Cannonsburg area. So Raymond and I actually lived in the same area. Um, what I love so much about this image is that it's a glimpse into his life before the war. In this tint type, he is holding an axe in his hand, um, very proud of his trade as a skilled woodsman, and he quite literally laid down his axe for his country and to protect that peaceful little life that they had. So I just love this image so much. It's really fascinating, and what's also fascinating is how he was very young when this image was taken. Uh, he's probably 17, uh, in this photo, which he looks like someone my age. It's really fascinating. So what's so cool about Raymond is that you can see his wartime image, uh, in the Library of Congress's collection. So it is just such an honor to have this image. I connected with him so much. I'm really interested in Civil War history. Um, I visit Gettysburg a couple of days a week, and I just love it there so much. Uh, Raymond never fought at Gettysburg. He was involved in some other campaigns. Uh, I believe that he actually fought at Harbor's Ferry. I'm no military history expert, so don't quote me on that, but, um, it's just so interesting how he died at Andersonville, and so I've been doing a lot of research about Andersonville prison camp. Um, he's still buried there today in a mass grave, which is just so sad. You know, I couldn't even imagine, like, for his mother to have him have gone off to the war and to have never come home like that. Um, I almost wonder if his family ever even got to visit his grave, like he was just so far away from home. So his story really stuck with me whenever I saw him for sale. I knew I had to bring him home. Um, he also came with, um, a period inscription. I have no idea who did this or when, but it basically says his name, Raymond Gaus, on September 3rd, 1857. Uh, he was a skilled woodsman, also of Company B, the 22nd Pennsylvania Calvary, died October 27th, 1864, at Andersonville Prison. So I'm excited to be taking a little road trip with Raymond. Uh, we're going to go down to Andersonville, and I have a few other surprises, uh, with his story that I'll be sharing in a new series, so stay tuned for that.
>The next thing I have that relates to Raymond, I was at the horse soldier in Gettysburg, and I actually found the book of his regiment, the regimental history of the 22nd Pennsylvania Cavalry and the Ringold Battalion. This book is absolutely gorgeous, and in case you can't tell, I love green and gold. Um, there's this beautiful, um, like cover page. I love this, and Raymond's name is mentioned in this book. Uh, it talks about, uh, the battle that he was captured at. So I just think it's wonderful to have this with the image of Raymond from before the war, and it's just been a wonderful addition to my collection. Uh, I'm kind of hooked on collecting identified Civil War soldier stuff right now, so if you see any of that stuff, feel free to send me your leads, and, uh, let's hop into the next object, shall we?
>So this next one is a courier and Ives image that I had my eye on for a couple of days. I saw it at my favorite shop, and I just fell in love with the glass. I mean, it is original glass. There's little bubbles in it, and I also just feel like she looks like me as a courier knives. Like, maybe I'm delusional, but I see myself in this career in Ives. So I'm just really excited to have her. There's this great little hook on top of the frame. Uh, she's definitely an early one, and her name is Phoebe. So I just, I love her, I love her, I love her, I love her. I saw her at the store, and I said, "Oh no, I can't really get her right now." And then I literally thought about her for like three days, and I raced back to have her. Like, I, I couldn't let this one pass me up. I, I just love her so much. If you collect any Courier Knives images, let me know in the comment section down below. I have a pretty special Courier Knives in my collection that has this incredible history attached to it that maybe I'll share in another episode.
>It wouldn't be an antique haul without a new creepy doll. Everyone, meet Lucy. I want to thank everyone that gave me name suggestions that I asked for on Instagram, uh, but there was just something about the name Lucy that whenever I saw her, I felt like that was going to be her name. Isn't she so cute? So she's just an early composition doll, probably from the 1920s or 1930s. I didn't take the time yet to look up, uh, who she is, but I just, I love her green eyes. They open and close, of course. I think she may have a little sound box that would make her cry, but, um, I don't think it works anymore. I just love when the dolls still have their basic little linen underclothes. There's just something about this look I really like, and I love how she has the little mohare wig. Like, oh, it is so cute. It just needs a little work. We got a little cowl lick right there, but, um, she's lovely, and I got her for like, I think like $10, so always exciting to have a new creepy baby in the creepy baby collection. No. 2105292
>So this next one isn't necessarily an antique, but I found this at my favorite antique mall, and it's just these beautiful etched glass candlesticks. I am obsessed with this look. In case you can't tell, it just fits the vibe. It fits the vibe of the whole house, and I haven't had a chance to shine them up, up yet, but I'm going to. But like, look at that etched glass, and I love how they came with green candles.
>On that same trip, I also found this new display dome. So I believe these were meant to be for pocket watches, uh, cuz I do have another one of these, but the one I have has a hook inside. This one does not have a hook, but it is just this beautiful brass, uh, base with a little brass handle, and it's real glass. Hello, it kind of made my face look a little silly there for a second. Um, but I am just excited about this. I don't know what's going to go inside of this yet in my display, but how could I not get this?
>So I have a little bit of Victorian photography here. So the first thing I have here is a stereoscopic card of some children sleeping, and there's a ghostly figure entering the room. This was part of a whole series, so it tells a story. I'm not sure what the story is here. I don't know if she's a guardian angel. Uh, I'm not sure what's going on there, but I thought it was a little creepy and cool, and this is the second time that I have found, um, a ghostly image stereo card out in the wild. So had to bring this one home.
>I also found this really cool, like, um, I don't know if this was a teacher, but this is a woman that is leading maybe like a needle work class or embroidery, um, and this was taken in 1890. I love how there's the names of everyone on the back of it that's in this image. So I've actually been meaning to research all of these names. I just, I love identified photos from the past because then you go down a rabbit hole, and before you know it, you're on ancestry.com, and like, you're looking these people up, like people that you're not related to, but you just feel a connection to them because you have this photo of them, and you feel like you have this responsibility to learn about their life. Um, so yeah, love that.
>I also got this cabinet card from Bloomsburg, PA. Fun fact, that's the only actual town in Pennsylvania. Everything else is a city and a burrow. I never knew that before. Um, but anyway, I thought she was so cute. I love the little stairs, like how adorable is that? So had to have her.
And then here's another one that I bought simply because it came with this one and the one of the little girls. So I think that maybe one of the girls in this image is also in the other one. So this is just, um, a class photo. I don't think the year's on it, but I'm just going to guesstimate 1890. I love these little Victorian school photos, like look at their clothes. I just think it's so interesting.
>So I am a sucker for doilies. I have doilies all over the house. You can't see it right now, but I, I have doilies all around me, and I just found this beautiful doily, stunning. It was originally going to go on the table behind me, but I decided I didn't want it to get any food on it, so I have a very tiny doily there, but I just couldn't resist. It's gold, it fits the tones of my house, like I love it. Stay tuned to see where it ends up.
>I almost forgot. I have this incredible piece right here. It was behind me, so I completely forgot about it, but this is a tint type that's in a peekaboo case. I got this at the horse soldier in Gettysburg. This has been on my wish list for many, many months. I finally caved and bought her. So here's the peekaboo case, and when you open her up, there's this really cool green and gold paper inside. Hello, how cool is that? And then the image inside is of this woman that just looks kind of sad. She has this cool hat on. I love this. I've never seen this. I did some research, and I did end up finding them online, but I'm telling you, out in the wild, I have never seen this case. So I just knew I had to have her, especially because of the paper inside. I mean, my goodness, this is a true gem.
>And to finish the haul, I have an incredible figurine here. So I believe these are called Staffordshire Terriers. Um, these are a Victorian figurine. Some of these are from like the 1850s. I am guesstimating that this piece was made between the 1850s and the 1870s. I couldn't get an exact date on this particular figurine, but, um, it has varied, like I've seen it listed in 1860s, 1870s. If you guys know for sure, if you are an expert, kindly comment down below. I would greatly appreciate it, but, um, it all started with this. So I was at a Goodwill that's next to a really large antique mall here in central Pennsylvania, and what I noticed about that Goodwill is that people that vend at that Goodwill will do, or, oh my gosh, people that vend at that antique mall will donate to Goodwill things that don't sell in their booth. They just have to get rid of it. So I found this little guy, and I couldn't believe it. I was like, "This has been on my wish list, and he's just sitting there." So that's what started it all. I knew I had to have more. I had to start a family. So I found his mommy. I love this figurine. I love the little lock on the collar. I love that orange paint color. They both have the same paint, so I feel like they were made to go together, almost like it has to be the same paint. So I was very excited to complete the little family. Um, I just love it. I love the expression. If you collect these figures, let me know in the comments down below.
>All right, everyone, so that's all for this antique finds video. Uh, if you want to see more content about my antiques, if you want me to do videos such as this one where we're going to go on a road trip to visit the places where Raymond was and do a historical video vlog on him, let me know. If you want me to take you to antique malls, let me know. If you want to see, like I said, more detailed videos about my objects, or if you want to also see videos about the plants behind me, let me know. I would love to hear what you're hoping for from my content, and until next time, happy treasure hunting. Uh, if you found anything recently, let me know in the comments sections down below, and I will see you all in my next video. Thanks for hanging out today. Bye, everyone.
No. 2105345
>>2105291absolute hero, thank you
so, a bunch of junk and a tintype of someone else’s ancestor that she overpaid for because Civil War-obsessed weirdos drive that market into the stratosphere? fun!
the Currier and Ives lady does look like her, which I guess shows that plain and frumpy knows no century
No. 2105360
>>2105291Nonna you're the real MVP. Had me dying at Courier Knives, topkek
Riveting content. I'm on the edge of my seat to find out where the doily ends up /s
No. 2105438
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Heather for the love of god wear mascara. Her crab stalk eyes piss me off. Also we talk shit about goob with his autistic speech impediment but she’s got one too
>this object I am howding
No. 2105455
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Suffering through her latest video… 10 minutes in my bf goes "Omg, bitch.. Shut up." Also, definitely seems like she made some sock YouTube accounts to hype up her channel.(blolgging)
No. 2105496
>>2105438Agreed. Her mushmouth really stands out in this video. It isn't as obvious when she is just…stringing together…thoughts.. slowly…like she does on insta.
She is pronouncing things incorrectly, doesn't know her shit, can't read, and isn't engaging at all. I do like that doily.
Did the fake teeth paid for by her ex husband grow or shift in her mouth? Did her tongue gain weight like the rest of her? Did Goober infect her with lead-baby retardation? It's a mystery, but what a great study on "Letting yourself go" she is.
No. 2105537
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Shopping addiction and ryanbaiting all in one
No. 2105617
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The shopaholic in her is so crazy. Having major regret over not buying this puffy thing on a stick Kek wtf
No. 2105663
>>2105646The layout of her house confuses me, I had no idea the Wall of Trash was in her bedroom until I saw this one
>>2104611The headboard looks pretty rough there. I can't tell if it's a twin though.
No. 2105669
>>2105663Same nona my world is shaken again, cos I spent the first year of occasionally looking at this thread, thinking that the Wall of Trash was in her workplace lmao
Maybe things are bleaker than we thought and her apartment is moreso a bed-sit situation. Would explain why no Ryan's have been lured in yet. Fr imagine importing another whole person's life into that junk-cramped space.
No. 2105750
>>2105663She moved her bed into her Living Room. I can't remember why… Maybe loud neighbors or road noise? It isn't a "bedsit", I think she even mentioned a basement at some point? It's the Cheap Cardboard Display shelves that get me. Girl, at least contact paper that shit like your hillbilly ancestors would if they couldn't afford nice wood.
>>2105685Thanks for the explanation linguistics
nonnie. She sounds like she has lost 50 IQ points since HeatherSparkles days.
Also Staffordshire, if she looked up just one video of someone knowledgeable speaking or Antiques Roadshow, she'd know those specific dogs are pronounced the proper English way of Stafford-shirr not Stafford-Shire. For being a huge collector of Antiques she actually knows nothing and her "eye" is so undeveloped. I'm glad she now has a kinda "focus" for identified Civil War Soldier stuff. It's just consuming & hoarding when you antique without a "theme" or "collection". Maybe GooberRyan's focused tism had some benefit to Heather.
>>2105537The headboard is nice though, and most antique beds don't come in sizes larger than "Full" because only Royalty has massive king size beds at the time. The rails might not be original but hdgaf. I bet she has multiple repros or chimeras without knowing.
No. 2105851
>>2105840>Exactly the kind of thing worth discussing in a YouTube video, you'd thnink. Not "omg I saw these and then I bought them!!!!"i agree. she's very empty and her consoomerism reflects that. not defending consooming, but i feel like there are some people who genuinely care about the things they consoom, but heather just seems so aimless and superficial. sometimes i really wonder if all of her weird tangents online is her entire internal monologue and that's it, like there's nothing else behind her empty thoughts. i'd like to believe there's more to heather than her
victim complex rants and hoarding/ryanquesting but i don't think there is. she’s an empty void, the way she uses social media as a diary makes me think that these fleeting thoughts and moments are all she has. it’s bleak
No. 2105868
>>2105646Correct me if I’m wrong, but is that not a headboard and footboard of a single? She already has a single, so that would make some cut’n’shut twin?
>>2105763Glad you caught it too nona. These were mass produced, Victorian into Edwardian period. True Staffordshire flatback is C18th and this…ain’t it.
>>2105836>>2105840Exactly, that’s the kind of lore people like to see from history creators. Not this base level show and tell. I cringed to death when I saw her reading off a prompt for the last video. Okay fair enough she says she has adhd and not everyone can remember facts and figures, so in that case why try to act polished? If you need notes, refer to them, but if you’re passionate about a subject, object, area in general you should be able to talk about it beyond “I like this yay.”
>>2105851I think the issue is she’s not very intelligent. I don’t even mean academically, she’s just a bit thick. She’s an airhead in black and spoopy ghost shite. On the one hand she takes an interest in some relatively worthwhile antiques, on the other, she fawns over plastic Hot Topic and Target shite that she should have got over in her teen years.
No. 2105871
>>2105851I can't get over her buying an old book and just talking about what it looks like on the outside lol
> it's green and you can tell I love the cover green> it has this … this cover page> and it has my civil war axe ryan's name in it!!Okay, you might say, she's not much for reading. But you can see how it manifests when she is compelled to draw conclusions. She was scared and confused why people with clipboards were knocking on her door a few weeks before the presidential election. She explains her finances through magic (money appears, then money disappears, and there's usually this little bit of money that is there, but now there's not). Despite being 35 years old she has yet to figure out the fundamentals of how "food" works.
No. 2105893
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She took her new overpriced civil war Ryan on a road trip and showed how dumb out of touch she is once again
No. 2105894
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“Project” meaning “Instagram post”(repost)
No. 2105969
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wasn't she too ill to work just a week ago?
No. 2106106
>>2105969If she's in Pittsburgh she's referring to the store she worked at originally where she got along with her coworkers. Iirc one of them even came on here to defend her, kek
The last time she was visiting Pittsburgh and went to her mother's house it ended with her being disowned and lead to her sleeping in her car
No. 2106109
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Kek she can’t even pretend to like his hole digging passion for his attention. The day Heather doesn’t care to absorb a man’s hobby It’s truely over
No. 2106123
>>2105969What if this is a buildup to her suddenly claiming to miss her family and hometown so much that she simply must move back, goodbye apartment sorry Goober farewell dirt life.
>>2106120This is so accurate kek
No. 2106154
>>2106125not that nona but I love these callback posts because everything is different but entirely the same. Two years ago she's claiming she's going to lose her job any day now, tries to move in with someone that doesn't want her, claims target is destroying her hands, etc. Heather's life is a closed circle (tho one that's getting bigger every day kek)
>>2106109Tinfoil: Gooberyan probably gets a week or two off of work every year and he used it to go dig holes in Virginia.
Heather just took a week off (so much for "losing my job" lol) and is going to use it to show him up. Being Gooberyan he probably just said "Hey have a great week" and now she has to escalate by shitting on him.
> Hours of my life wasted digging holesHis entire life is just digging holes lol
No. 2106166
>>2106154Bingo
My favorite part of that thread was just a few comments up from the one I linked of one of her many crying selfies that she captioned "At least I'm pretty when I cry"
I can't wait for them to break up because Heather
always airs her dirty laundry
No. 2106240
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> he doesn't know that you're supposed to post for months about starting an etsy shop before trying to sell anything
No. 2106250
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Justifying her $500 impulse husbando purchase
No. 2106275
>>2106125Thanks for the blast from the past.
>>>/snow/1685691"Is this a threat against me?" Kek I can't with her, she's so dramatic
No. 2106406
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>caretaker
No. 2106447
>>2105893makes sense she would forget ryanmond at home for this whole process of indulging in her narcissism.
>>2106406why have 3d ryans when the 2d ryanmond doesn’t leave you to dig holes when you’re clearly dying and getting arrested for trespassing?
No. 2106456
>>2106381kek sure, no effort required. just a bunch of numbers changing on a virtual machine somewhere, it's like magic or something
>>2106250>>2106406even if you believe in life after death this is just so incredibly stupid. Does she think his eternal soul is trapped in that tintype? She's like a child.
I'm surprised Heather hasn't gotten into tarot, horoscopes, ritual magic or witchcraft. Would be such a good fit for her gothic lifestyle
No. 2106582
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No. 2106595
>>2106582Don't they just look so happy and in love?!
If he's that broke to be selling pieces of his collection, living with his mom, inquiring about other jobs he could do, there's no way Heather is happy. She wants a sugar daddy so she can quit Target and spend her time buying more crap. She's definitely not going to get that with this kid.
It feels like it's been she's since she posted anything sweet/nausea-inducing about him. She started going silent and no longer ooeygooey over axemurdererryan before they broke up.
Goober's days are numbered.
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Making goob take her picture next to all her civil war husbandos. It’s clear she bought the $500 tintype and took it on an adventure because the man was attractive. I wonder if she’s shown the side of her that we’ve seen her treat her husband like yet where she threw a fit at that old building because he wasn’t filming her enough
No. 2106702
>>2106406Caretaker, jesus wept girl just get a guinea pig or something.
Kind of amazed Heather has never impulse bought a pet. I can see her having a horribly inbred, puppy-farmed fashion breed that causes all sorts of drama in its miserable existence and gives her life purpose.
Small mercies ig but it's strange along, with never thinking of training for any sort of job that isn't the cruel cruel mines.
No. 2106724
>>2106719I’m glad I’m not the only one who fails to see the meaning behind bringing these photos to their graves. It’s pointless but it’s almost some hunter thing that she wants to archive. Is this a common thing in tiny type collector circles?
>>2106702I could totally see her get a complicated but pretty pet like a Chameleon or dog breeds that are crazy high energy and she discovers after a week she’s can’t handle it and cries on her story kek
No. 2106773
>>2106582Their lips are the exact same color
>>2106719It's a step up from wandering into a random graveyard and taking pictures next to the best looking headstones but only just. And it's way better than shopping or eating. If Heather actually finds it meaningful in some way, I would even say this is the best hobby she's had, so what if it's dumb. But I kind of doubt she does? Everything she does is so performative, and she's a terrible actress.
No. 2106891
>>2106773> a step up but only justBasically this. She's doing something other than swiping right but just barely. I just think it's funny that all of her "creative projects" amount to her standing in front of things with the same vacant smile lol
>>2106791From the crimson and beige colors I thought she had taken him to the Target she used to work at there, but you're right.
>>2106797Holy shit hahahaha
No. 2106948
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Kek(sage your shit)
No. 2107022
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>>2106948Lol
New full body pic dropped
No. 2107105
>>2107038Definitely not an exaggeration, she wears these and a pair of grey ripped jeans and that's it. For how vain she is, she really has no style at all. Every single thing is from Target.
>>2107042kek
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No. 2107141
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Hard to believe a 35 year old adult woman wrote this. What being a friendless and unlikeable does I guess
No. 2107251
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> He's where da confedawets suwwended at Appamatiks, dere were cannins over here and ova da hills where wekin be foinin some buwwets n coyns n buttins
> Heather: Wow!
No. 2107263
>>2107133strange way to say "I love shopping"
>>2107105does anyone know which thread she says this? it seems more like she just diverted whatever money she used to spend on clothes to antique shit and food now.
>>2107141>me me me me all the guys at trader joes treat me like the princess I am>>2107251This will never not be funny.
No. 2107271
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Pray for Heather. She’s doing normal adult things as an adult woman
No. 2107376
>>2107196KEK
nonnie my sides
>>2107251At this point in their relayshunship I don't think goober is even getting a fake "wow" out of her anymore.
No. 2107428
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Does she not realize that she can just take cuttings and propagate the ones she already has and she could have another one for free? Is she really that impulsive and impatient or is she actually retarded. I can’t imagine buying a second cebu blue, they’re kinda pricey and they propagate so quickly I’ve got 3 from mine
No. 2107431
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And this looks disgusting she can’t even gas herself up about this one
No. 2107433
>>2107428Does she not realize that she can just take cuttings and propagate the ones she already has and she could have another one for free?
no anon because shes literally a Dumb Bitch. She has the understanding and capability to learn like a horny teenager.
No. 2107442
>>2107428do you think she reads any scientific articles or guides somewhere? Do you think she can read and comprehend what she is reading? So, no, she doesn't know anything about it and in the end, she has to "rescue" those poor plants like they are children from an orphanage.
>>2107431What is healthy bread? And one serious question, what are farm eggs? Are they organic or does it only mean they are from a farm, like every other egg out there.
No. 2107464
>>2107428Propagating is probably one of the best parts of gardening. What a moron.
>>2107431>healthy bread Kek. Removing the bread is what would be healthy for a fat ass like her. Wrap it all in that raw kale you love so much.
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>>2107470Ah, I thought it was a story but it's right in the thumbnail of her youtube video
>>2105322(Also I guess she already gave up on the YouTube renaissance lol)
No. 2107502
>>2107431Girllll you could have put some cheese on that egg and made a kimchi omelet, instead of using that wacky collagen.
Yet you made a dry ass over fried egg with no extra seasoning.>>2107431
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Looking worse and bigger everyday
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No. 2107638
>>2107624she looks like the world’s shortest linebacker in those photos, flowy top and skinny jeans is not the choice she needs to be making right now
>lots of Confederate gravesgood, the more the better, treasonweasels
No. 2107721
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>>2107616But now she's wearing the same top every day:
>>2107601>>2107133Wore it 2 days ago to buy a plant, these grave photos are in Virginia. This is gross.
No. 2107741
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No. 2107745
>>2107721You never know nona, she might do incredibly wasteful one or two item washes every other day.
KEK the Oops graphic on the front page was funny af. Good on her for finally getting out grave robbing instead of moaning about it. Sounds like she's roped Ryan into it, maybe him not jumping to be her cameraman was the cause of the weeks of bitching and moaning
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>>2107721It’s way too small for her. Picrel is how it’s supposed to fit, it’s still fuck ugly but at least the model was able to button the neck.
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Someone finally called out her confederate obsession.
No. 2107800
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>>2107798Her “friend” John jfc
No. 2107802
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She’s got her retard defending her husbando in the comments
No. 2107807
>>2107803These are both one and the same. The "myth of the clean Wehrmacht" was developed in the US by some of the same people who fostered the pro-Confederate "Lost Cause." They were both created for policy reasons (to rehab ex-Nazis in rebuilding the Germany army after WW2 and justifying their release from prison, and bringing ex-confederates into the state during Reconstruction and justifying segregation).
So big brain mushmouth here is literally repeating the end result of "rich man's policy." I'm sure it would blow his mind if he could understand it.
No. 2107907
>>2107613>a decent hourglass figureIsn't having a waist kind of a prerequisite for that?
>>2107638>flowy top and skinny jeans is not the choice she needs to be making right nowmy thoughts exactly
No. 2108034
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lol this is so funny for some reason
No. 2108197
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After all the agonising over it, truly she picked the worst era of her life for the lame goth hair.
It looks so, so ill suited to her trad, confederacy larp. I'm surprised she didn't nope the fuck back out of it, as difficult as that would be on her hair it couldn't really look worse.
Looking like an actual schoolmarm in that picture. It would take minus effort at this point to lose weight.
Anyway. Goob calls himself "the owner of the picture" here
>>2107802. Does he mean by that, that he bought the retardedly expensive husbando tintype? Or does he mean "as photographer" of Heather's random Instagram shot?
If he means the second, I'm surprised she didn't seethe for him encroaching on her territory as a content producing artiste.
If he means he bought her the tintype, lol it would explain why he's suddenly strapped for cash despite living at his parents.
Once Heather is over new Ryan thrill, maybe she starts drilling into them for money? The picture she paints of constant job insecurity despite nothing ever changing would suggest so. Like what other reason would there be for that.
No. 2108202
>>2108197They aren't discussing the $500 husbando tintype, which Heather bought, they're discussing a different one which belongs to Goob. You can see it in the image on top of the headstone.
>>2107800 Husbando with the axe is called Raymond, this guy is John (and isn't holding an axe).
No. 2108303
>>2108197You ain't kidding
nonnie. Look what a difference 6 months makes:
>>2040254>>2045255Imagine getting together with someone and seeing so much drastic change in half a year. I get that everyone evolves but damn.
No. 2108310
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>>21081976 months ago at the start of Heather and GooberPea vs now
No. 2108330
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Heather and Goober go fonnin' stuff in Virginia and Heather starts weeping at the sight of the picture man's grave. Reminder that this person they're crying about fought for the right to keep slaves and Heather is from Pennsylvania.
No. 2108374
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>So I am having a medical episode right now. And I wanted to document it. Mainly because I'm hoping this will help me to calm down. So I was in the emergency room last month because I had my first ocular migraine and I didn't know what was going on or what was happening to me. Now I know what's happening to me and I'm going through the experience and I'm managing it.
>So I just wanted to share what I'm experiencing because I am full on into the attack.
No. 2108376
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>So I had gotten some devastating news today. And I was crying and crying and crying. It was news that I expected but Jesus Christ. And then I just noticed a little bit after I got home I started seeing the spot in my eye and I was like, Oh, boy! It's happening!
>So, I took three extra strength Tylenol and I'm now laying down. I am blind in one eye. So basically what it's doing is there's a flashing crescent moon of light and it's overtaking my vision. It's constant pulsing, flashing of light. I see it when I'm closing my eyes as well.
>It's very frightening actually, seeing patterns of black and white all in that eye. It's really scary. There's a lot of light that I'm seeing. They say it's in your brain and not your eyes.
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>It looks like lightning. Like, there's lightning going all around my vision. (crying) It's pretty scary. But I know that it's not worth an ambulance drive. It's not worth all of that.
>And I am not going to let myself always feel like this to the point where I'm getting these medical episodes. So I was just hoping that maybe posting and talking would help. I'm listening to a civil war podcast. I'm relaxing. I was gonna go to Gettysburg for a little bit and try to have a nice night after today, but I'm just gonna relax and do some research via podcast and try not to look at anything else.
>So I'll talk to you guys later and let you know how it went, but the attack shouldn't last more than like fifteen minutes. So if you ever get one of these, don't panic. You're not gonna die.
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>So I am about fifteen minutes into the attack and I decided to get up. You know, the attack went from flashes to a flashing wave. Now, it kind of looks like imagine like if there's a little ceiling fan that's going around but it's in your peripheral. So I do feel dizzy and I noticed that I started to shake. But I got up, got a banana because the last time when I was in the ER they said I had low Potassium.
>And I have my glasses off. If you guys don't know, I'm very nearsighted so I have my glasses off. And, it's finally starting to ease up. It's only in one spot now. So I'm very glad that I know what this is.
>I know I'm not having a stroke. I know I'm not dying. I might be dying. We don't know.
No. 2108381
File: 1744674499564.mp4 (4.84 MB, 720x1280, img2 (1).mp4)
>And just like that, it is almost gone. There's still something going on. I literally, as I'm staring, it looks like, imagine just a ceiling fan going out of your peripheral. But when I close my eyes, I don't see the light anymore. And this is why it's good to find out what's wrong with you so you can empower yourself.
>Did I call 911? Did I end up being strapped inside of an ambulance and then given an IV and blood taken and all these stuff put on me and stroke test? No. No. I think I'm gonna be okay.
>Oh, that was scary. I actually came over to get Raymond (picks up husbando) because I was like, Raymond, please keep me company. I'm scared, but I think I'm gonna be okay. Just hope it goes away soon because I wanted to have a fun night and I wanted to go out. I don't know if I should
No. 2108382
File: 1744674742203.mp4 (5.52 MB, 720x1280, AQOZOqHkphD09H9-brjBFxHHABvZhf…)
>Anyway, thanks for being here. Thanks for listening. The attack is almost gone. There's still a little something going on. I'm seeing motion in my eye that isn't actually there.
>Definitely have a headache now. And I know that the source of all of this is the same. The reason I'm struggling with my health is all the same. It's all linked to the same stress and the same cause of the stress. And if there's not a major change, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
>I continue to decline on every level. So, that's why I love, you know, my civil war stuff. It's my escape. That's why I love my antiques. They're my escape and I just, I don't want to have a reason to always want to escape.
Jesus fucking christ so dramatic. At least she didnt waste the EMT and ER workers time this time around because she thought she was dying. What do we this this devistating news that caused all this was? I'm guessing (and hoping tbh) shes officially infertile
No. 2108391
>>2108310To quote Heather
> Wow!I wonder if she'll ever make the connection that a doormat moid hasn't changed anything about her life. She's eating her neuroticism but she blames it on a job that it sounds like she's pretty lucky to have.
>>2108330Well that's pretty unhinged. He's going to wind up as a security guard that stands outside of a Shop'N'Save in rural Pennsylvania dressed in tacticool shit lol
>>2108382It's Heather, don't think about what would make a normie cry. She just finished sobbing over seeing the grave of a guy from a picture her moid bought on eBay lol
More than likely it's something like he can't/won't move in with her, which stalls her dream of being totally helpless and dependent on a man. Something involving her thwarted "plans" of doing nothing for the rest of her life.
No. 2108395
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In this story she claims she’s “about to be unemployed” and can’t find work. She’s been saying this for months.
No. 2108397
File: 1744676974523.mp4 (8.83 MB, 720x1280, aHR0cHM6Ly9zY29udGVudC1sZ2EzLT…)
>So I made it out of the house. I didn't wanna be alone, worrying about things. So I'll just be honest with you guys. I am about to be unemployed, and I just have tried and tried and tried to get a job, and it's not going well. I've applied for, oh, 20 or so places.
>Had one interview that didn't go so well, but it was an experience. So that's something if you guys know of good companies to work for, if you have a job you really enjoy, feel free to let me know where you're working and what you're doing. And what's an easy company to get in with? Like, what's some good entry level jobs? Let me know.
No. 2108404
>>2108374Histrionic. And so is goober, considering his little performace
>>2108330 where he almost "bawled" due to being in the presence of such a revered and honorable man, traitor #27812.
>>2108376She got fired finally? Also good lord, the noise around her house is incessant.
>>2108380From this angle you can definitely see how much weight she gained.
Thank you for the videos and transcripts nonna.
No. 2108428
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>>2108397You’d never guess where she went
No. 2108460
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Yes, god wants you to have more ice cream. He didn’t spare your dead soldier Ryans but he certainly wanted you to have more ice cream.
No. 2108465
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>we have adopted him as our own
This is fucking unhinged. A grown ass man who’s been dead for over 100 years, who had a family and probably still has living ancestors. What gives her the right to this dude?
No. 2108494
>>2108428Tell me you’ve never had a migraine in your life without telling me. Babe, if you could think clearly enough to drive? IT WASN’T A MIGRAINE. If it was just a migraine that included an hallucination and no actual pain, screw right off. 1) If you’re seeing stuff you know is a hallucination? DON’T DRIVE. And that’s
if you’re in that minuscule minority. Most “migraines” result in people secluding themselves in rooms, preferably pitch black and completely soundless, or covering your eyes and plugging your ears so everything is
completely black and silent. Either way, hag really just outed herself. So incredibly dimwitted and just plain stupid.
No. 2108510
>>2108382>Medical episode>Maybe dying who knows>It's a headacheIf the "attack" was gone in a timeframe of recording few stories, she was looking right into phone screen the whole time and then drove like it's nothing, then it's not a migraine.
And her "dark life" lol. A headache and looking for a job, that's it?What is 20 applications? People send hundreds. As for now she's fully employed, spending money on whatever she wants, driving around farting on cemeteries with her gooberbf. What is so dark about this exactly
No. 2108551
>>2108428She got one less ice cream scoop!
Hastag diet!
No. 2108560
>>2108465What kindness??? He was a scrote you never met or heard of before willingly getting scammed into spending 500 fucking dollars on his ambrotype. He could be a rapist or animal torturer for all you know. She's losing it I swear. I do believe her mental state is deteriorating for some reason.
>>2108504Now you you got me thinking that her migraines are being caused by her staring at her phone for hours on end
No. 2108566
>>2108374what in the munchausen… nobody having a medical "episode" would be recording themselves
>>2108564narcs like heather don't think they need therapy because in her mind, everything and everyone else is the problem
No. 2108596
>>2108428199 days until Halloween, if she makes an ice cream trip every third day, she could fit in 66.3 trips. This would mean around 500 kcal extra each trip, 500 kcal with her height and metabolism would mean a weight gain of probably 1 kg (around 2 lbs) a week, so alone with the ice cream trips she could gain at least 10 kg of weight until Halloween. I see a bright future for the ice cream Halloween costume, it will be mint green with beige leggings and a cookie dough mask.
And now serious, one day she will kill someone, she is an anxious driver as it is and driving with a medical condition is, like Heather always is, irresponsible. But, oh well, her life is so dark and she needed that ice cream and probably another doll or stupid picture of a boy with such a sad story.
>>2108564she would never. Once her husband locked her away because she enjoys graveyards and likes black and now the whole wide world is against her and it's never her fault, never her mental disorder, everything and everyone else is to blame. Except for Trump und poor little John, they are and were the most honest, bravest men of all time.
No. 2108629
>>2108330stolenvaloryan convinced himself a dead confederate gave him a blessing or something kek
>>2108374thank you for the caption cause im not watching this shit. why does she chose the most retarded most histrionic ways of handling things like shes just hit puberty….or a fucking boomer. oh right no friends and her mom is sick of her bullshit and shes too immature. lol she didn't apply for any new job whatsoever
No. 2108824
File: 1744793091923.mp4 (2.93 MB, 1080x1918, take-that-bitches.mp4)
She's shading Target like a wayward Ryan that ghosted her lol
No. 2108931
>>2108889i don’t think she even wants a new job. she wants a(ny) ryan to take care of her and indulge her every whim, interest, histrionic episode, etc.
she’s lucky bc her current ryan has a water brain and is so young her can’t pick up on her very obvious red flags. but she wants to be all of the top priorities in his life and unfortunately he loves diggin howes.
neither of them have the mental or psychological maturity to be in the kind of relationship they’re putting themselves into. but they both deserve it so let them eat ice cream.
No. 2109169
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She’s so over goober because she immediately forgot about rumham and dropped the weird obsessive posting about him the second she secured her Ryan. Now suddenly she cares about him again. I wonder if she’s still sending him her nudes too
No. 2109489
File: 1744945473716.mp4 (6.53 MB, 720x1280, AQPIVQD_I_N1yZUxfLRzx_N-WzrbrT…)
>Hi, everyone. So Ethan and I just got back from a little adventure. We went looking for broken glass along the river. He found a really old spoon. I'm super jealous.
>So that was a lot fun. But I wanted to make this post to announce that I'm about to be in another really big life transition. I have a job interview next week. And hopefully, some of the darkest days of my life will be behind me. So that's gonna be interesting.
>I'm hopeful. I'm nervous. It's gonna be a big change, but I'm ready for it and I'm hoping this will be a happy new chapter. Ethan's moving in very soon, so big changes for the both of us.
No. 2109491
File: 1744945586594.mp4 (6.51 MB, 720x1280, AQPSfHYGZrL5C5FVlViqwoiOrWYhVr…)
>So things are just really uncertain right now because my job situation is so, like, and so just to kind of be ready and prepared and because I need to kind of declutter anyway, I am gonna be restocking my Etsy shop, hopefully over the weekend, because I am gonna be off finally. So I'm gonna work on getting some listings up, a little beach day, challenging myself, and I'm gonna try to post some stuff up. And it'll be a big help because I no longer have to wait anymore to, get the amounts that I earned. So that'll be nice. So if you guys want to buy anything, I will have a preview up.
>I'll try to do a little reel of that. And speaking of reels, I have so much footage that I need to turn into content, so stay tuned for that too.
No. 2109492
File: 1744945672934.mp4 (4.76 MB, 720x1280, AQNaM7PsfECS_i8yA8lbW1nFIzUMWr…)
>I don't know what this new job is gonna be like, if it is gonna be right for me or not. I have no idea. I don't know if I'll fit in. I I don't know. But my hope is that once I'm in a place where I'm doing a job I enjoy and I'm happy that I'll be able to do the things I love again.
>That's the goal, to get healthy, to have the drive to do things. And yeah. Anyway, I'm gonna stop blabbing now. Stay tuned. I'm gonna be editing new videos and things. So alright. Bye for now.
No. 2109720
>>2109653>>2109638Nonnies I'm curious to what extent Heather is conscious of what she's doing. This "dark days" stuff, filming herself having a migraine, calling an ambulance, maybe even sabotaging her job have definitely been performative, she's wanted him to move in with her and take care of her just like she wanted DeadEyes to do it and started posting about collecting unemployment then.
But is it conscious? I can't imagine she intentionally made herself fat for sympathy lol
I've always kept my distance from bpd ppl so it's kinda fascinating to me to look at this like a nature documentary and see she/they really believe their own hysterics
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No. 2109779
>>2109776Shes so dramatic. What the fuck is she on about her red shirts? They are clothes heather. That you got for you soulless corperate job. Not fucking hand-me-downs from your grandmother or clothes from mom and pop shop you worked at your whole life that finally shut down.
I bet she got them AT target and that they are of cheap material and fugly.
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>>2109776KEK she’s saying all this without even have left target or had an interview with the other company? My sides.
No. 2109828
File: 1745037019804.mp4 (7.63 MB, 720x1280, AQNaaxO6qtlhFpGKbVu3zYG7q_SnCJ…)
>Good evening. So, I am taking a little break from a huge project that I'm working on right now. It's nothing that's going to excite any of you. But it's pretty exciting for me because this is something I have dreamed of doing. My closet has been completely cluttered for the past three years.
>Every time I open the closet, stuff just falls out into my hallway. My hallway is always full of clothes. It's terrible. My clothing wardrobe is massive and I can only wear like 5% of it because I've gained so much weight. So tonight, I managed to empty out my closet.
>I don't know how I'm gonna get it all back in because holy shit, how was it ever there in the first place? But the good news is that I managed to fill two trash bags full of clothes.
No. 2109830
File: 1745037121227.mp4 (7.59 MB, 720x1280, AQM2ojc0p3YqzJoQGDFql2syPBKBDT…)
>And these aren't just normal trash bags. They're those really huge bags, the ones that are probably taller than me. So, I'm feeling pretty good about that. I'm starting a new job, hopefully soon (mind you she hasnt even interviewed yet) So I purged, like, nearly my entire five years wardrobe for this job.
>So that made a good dent, but there's still so much random shit. And, I mean, the amount of clothes I have is just fucking disgusting. So I'm just trying to get everything put away nice, and I'm also gonna be challenging myself to not buy anything for we'll start like two weeks then like a month. And the only money I wanna spend is gonna be on food and experiences. Like, I'm ready to cut down. I'm trying to get my Etsy back up and running.
No. 2109832
File: 1745037181836.mp4 (7.63 MB, 720x1280, AQOOlwSpFvxNqxlnUr6xjaafQd8kVr…)
>I'm trying to get my Etsy back up and running. I'm gonna be working on that after I get through this closet project, which I don't know how I'm ever gonna have a clean hallway floor again. Like, the amount of shit that was in that closet. I'm not gonna show you guys because I'm humiliated. But, man, like, I had to take a break because I was just sneezing and sneezing and sneezing.
>My whole face was pounding. But this would be good. Lots of stuff to purge around here. I just kinda like bought things because I was lonely out here and I had nothing to do, so I would just like go shopping. So I ended up with a lot of extra shit.
>And I think it's not too bad. There's definitely a lot of stuff here. There's a lot of stuff in my basement, but I'm gonna get rid of it. Spring cleaning has begun. And, yeah, I hope this kind of motivates some of you to do the same.
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No. 2110074
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>>2110020Her surname "Steele" came from her great grandpa who changed his name after getting his sister pregnant
>>>/snow/1997701 Heather comes from a long line of freaks
No. 2110089
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i truly wonder how many calories she consumes in a day
No. 2110408
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It's going to be magical when she loses her job and continues gaining weight
No. 2110531
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No. 2110550
>>2110531okay, boring but at least reasonably sane and something that some people are interested in
how will she fuck it up? by traumadumping her dull life? by being too lazy? by flipping out at any comment that isn’t a tongue bath!
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No. 2110608
>>2110573Does
anyone outside of this place criticize her for this or is she just fighting windmills?
No. 2110612
>>2110531>>2110573>>2110576There are already youtubers who do this and even travel all over to do so? This "series" isn't going to last very long with her habit of only visiting the same few places over and over (and all within the same state?). She really needs to lean into the historical aspect or give it up. These cemeteries aren't really particularly beautiful, her editing is extremely amateur, and really the only appeal of any of these old civil war cemeteries is the history? It's crazy how little research she did in preparation for filming this. Really just seems like a new way tor her to indulge her favorite hobby of "standing in front of things".
>>2110608She's always fighting invisible haters. The only time it's considered disrespectful is if she's filming visiting families or is filming in areas that don't permit it. Or if she was touching/climbing on the graves? Most people really don't care if you visit cemeteries as long as you are respectful, there's even a whole community that assists families to get photos of family headstones that are in other states/countries. She's always so desperate to come off like some poor bullied misfit in any community, she pulled the same dramatics with urbex.
No. 2110613
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Heather the martyr who isn’t aware of groundskeepers. Without her, the graves would grow back into the ground kek
No. 2110614
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>>2110608There was one negative comment and she's very BTFO over it. I wonder what she means by "cleared to clean the graves of an entire family." Also, I doubt that she shared her insane HusbandoRyan "research" with his living relatives.
No. 2110630
>>2110614What supplies are needed for this project? Water? Dish soap? She really needs to get an infighting ban kek
>>2110628I didn't even notice that but it's how I imagine she and Goober pronounce it. Maybe more like "SOLE-der" though.
No. 2110708
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>>2110614And a second. Heather last seen racing to Gettysburg at 70mph with a splitting migraine to deaden the pain with ice cream
No. 2110715
>>2110708Omg your comment has me weak! The visual of Heather hoofing it to get her double scoop because of the mean haters, kek.
Better hope your interview goes well, Hag. You're not going to be able to afford Gettysburg trips much longer without a job
No. 2110788
>>2110576Wow I thought she was going to talk about facts like some sort of history buff. All she did was read kek
>>2110708It’s true though. Idk why she feels like she has as right to clean up people’s headstones. They’ve managed for hundreds of years without your help.
No. 2110845
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>>2110614a commenter explains why wannabe grave explorers like heather should absolutely not touch gravestones. heather is so fucking ignorant on multiple fronts. like bitch stop. these tombstones don't need an attention whoring retard like you disturbing them. why didn't you research before heather? can you stop eyefucking yourself for one goddamn minute and actually research and read?
No. 2110858
>>2110845it also goes to show how little research she actually invests in this and how it’s all for her. nonita brought it up thread but i would assume that most cemeteries have a grave keeper or someone to come by periodically to make sure things are fine. she really believes no one in 200 years has cared about these sites and she’s the only person who takes care of it because her hobbies are ~so unique and different and she actually cares~
like this could be something interesting. she could pick a random grave and look the person up, she could reach out to the grave keeper and do an interview, she could leave pa and go to an older cemetery or like a niche cemetery. it won’t be interesting because is has nothing to do with the graves or the people buried there. this “project” is only about her narcissism, taking plus size model at a trade show pics in front of her husbandu graves, and getting camera roll fodder.
No. 2110910
>>2110870Is it really that farfetched to you that touching soft stones that have been through centuries of exposure to the elements might be a bad idea?
Regardless, it will be entertaining to watch heather freak out about how she's being "run off" of YouTube again because she can't take criticism. Last I checked she also hadn't replied to a single positive comment. How did she survive as a YouTuber all those years ago if she doesn't engage with people who actually like her? She ignores fans and engages with haters, which is the polar opposite of what most YouTubers do.
No. 2110984
>>2110895What a weird hill to die on. She's clearly touching, not cleaning, one of the headstones in her video. It's disrespectful to touch them,
nonnie. It'd be one thing if she was family or a close friend but it's fluffy brained Heather and she's only doing it for clicks and views.
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>>2110573>>2110613>>2110614>>2110708>>2110845>>2110992Nonny googly exists. But also, this is common knowledge and the fact that people are even arguing that "..she isnt hurting anything, let the retard snuggle stones…" is asinine.
No. 2111260
>>2111021lol kinda wonder if it isn't Cemetery
Nonny who never fails to remind us of proper grave robbing etiquette
>>1848145 No. 2111332
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>>2110708Kek I know it was a joke but you literally predicted it. She’s so angry at the cemetery comments that she got a triple scoop this time
No. 2111350
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She’s so incredibly lame
No. 2111361
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Holy shit lmao, I know she’s been caught liking horny reels but she’s also following an inflatable fetish account on ig KEK
No. 2111630
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She bought a picture book of her civil war husbandos
No. 2111723
>>2111658Who are you talking about? I'm curious.
>>2111711Reach
No. 2111725
>>2111711>… stalking heathers Instagram … is beyond weird!anon do you know what website you're on?
>You would only see this stuff because you yourself also follow these types of accounts. even it that's true, who cares? we're not here to talk about that anon's weird fetishes. Heather's weird fetishes, however, are absolutely milky.
>>2111521Maybe I'm naive but I actually think this might be the case. Heather is like a child in terms of both intellectual and emotional development. Maybe she thinks these inflatable animals are just "shiny and cute" or something…
No. 2111850
>>2111620The idea that she's horny for pony clopping and inflatables is hilarious, so it's true for me forever lol
Always assumed the moids get bored with her because she gives it up on the 1st date and swings to "i love you" on the second. But maybe she gets bored of grunty vanilla sex with these Pennsyltucky rednecks and they break up over, idk, Heather's furry bed death.
No. 2111973
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In defense of instagram nona (ridiculous that she should be attacked with innuendo after bringing such delicious milk), I'm not a follower of Heather but I can easily see all of her following, and search through them even.
No. 2112019
>>2111723>Who are you talking about? I'm curious.from the book/author/community thread
>>>/snow/1960823>>2111973if i had an instagram i would waste my time scrolling through weird furfag fetish accounts to see if heather follows them. She has to be following more.
No. 2112339
>>2111630Hey socials
nonnie, had she posted anything about her job interview she was supposed to have last week? Or goober moving in? I'm honestly surprised she's not going off the rails about being unemployed.
Also, I just want to thank you for always sharing for those of us who were blocked by Heather for absolutely no apparent reason many years ago. You are appreciated!
No. 2112453
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Goober eats curry for the first time in his sheltered life, proceeds to tell the world about blowing up the bathroom. Heather picked a winner.
No. 2112477
>>2112453how dull an existence does he lead to post about indian food like it's a crazy novel thing at like 24…
>>2111361that's pretty wild and incomprehensible. does goober have fetishes she's trying to understand maybe ?
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>>2112339nta but no, she's posted little and none of it of much interest at all, none about her job.
>>2112486Yeah she's not a novice to this, in thread #1 she was "drafting" her fursona
No. 2112563
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She’s really so insanely stupid. going back this far, she’s probably related to Obama too Kek
>>2112453And he did it without Heather lmao.
>>2112477He’s 21. There’s like a 13-14 year old age gap between them. I think he’s gross and boring but it is interesting that as a racist homeschooled retard he’s opening up his palate to Indian food so I’ll give him that
(not milk, sage) No. 2112589
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>>2112563Some mathfag can check my work kek but a 10th great grandmother would have at least 1000 descendants, and probably more like 4000 to 5000.
> Except for being devout, believing in something, being married and having kids, she's just. like. me! No. 2112674
>>2112443No.
I scrolled through for a short while to see if I could see anything else funny but I couldn't because she seems to follow (no exaggeration) at least a thousand random 'vegan' accounts. Her other interests are shared out in insane numbers through the rest of the follows. But no you'd basically never see anything from anyone as the algorithm won't have a chance. It's more something people do when they themsleves are trying to get loads of followers. She has about the same amount of followers, so I suppose they are all mutual grifters following back.
The only shit youd see if stuff you seek out or heavily interact with. So the weird inflatable furry shit is that, apparently.
Mysteriously there's a lot of antique people and graveyard girl accounts followed, somehow able to pursue their passion despite the harsh online environment of non stop bullying in those fields kek
No. 2112771
>>2112674Yeah, I thought the same thing about her follower count. tbh her thirst for followers explains a lot of her content. "I've gained a ton of weight and need to eat better" is a normal thing, which she frames as JOIN ME ON MY VEGAN JOURNEY for insta followers. Having a goldfish brain she doesn't anticipate the vegan reaction a few days from now when she orders a turkey sandwich or daily doses of ice cream.
Heather as a parody of influencer wannabe brain is probably the only interesting thing about her now that the cycle of Ryans has slowed. I don't know if there's a single thought that swims through the algae of her brain that isn't followed by how she can leverage this for insta clout.
No. 2113115
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>>2110576With 4.8k views this is now the most popular video on her channel in the last 5 years, but there's been a flood of comments like this. Is she botting?
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Saw a meme account post this tweet and thought of goob lmao. When he appwied for da rai’road job they wrote him off as a former and that’s why he never got a call back KEK
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No. 2113189
>>2113187This bitch wants to be even
more sedentary kekkkkkk. She’s like 5’1” right? She’s got to be like 200 lbs by now, right? I’m shit at eyeballing weight
No. 2113191
>>2113187Disability larp incoming? Don't recall her ever bringing up anything with her hip before. Heart condition? Surprised she forgot about her mysterious chronic retina detachment and recently crippled hands. kek
>>2113189She's probably on the cusp of 200 at her height. My best guess is pushing 180-185 though. Give it just a couple more months of near constant double scoops and she'll absolutely be at 200 though. It's no wonder why she suddenly thinks her skeleton is about to crumble into dust, her joints must be groaning.
No. 2113195
>>2113187>I love making thingsYes and that's why her page is filled with… ice cream, cleavage selfies, and junk she bought. When was the last time she actually
made something? Buying random crap doesn't count.
No. 2113237
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>>2113187How retarded is she? I thought she was so confident to get this job and be hired on the spot, turns out she's entirely unqualified for it. If her hands are fucked how is she gonna work at a factory probably assembling shit. Blows my mind how she is consuming ice cream every day while complaining about her body hurting and her getting heavier by the day.
No. 2113444
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oh no
No. 2113449
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>>2113444I swear it's like she has aged like 15-20 years in just the past 5. I know the granny dresses and limp black hair are absolutely not helping, but good lord. If she declined this fast in just a few years, I'd hate to see her in another few.
No. 2113520
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Goober moving in next week
No. 2113529
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She looks awful. Are the weird high neck tops just for goober’s sake and when she’s alone she wears her tits hiked up to her neck to post stories? Kek
No. 2113533
>>2113529Idk I think it’s refreshing seeing her in something other than black black black or a matronly floral print.
>>2113520No updates about her interview? I’m dying to know.
No. 2113540
>>2113529this is the best she's looked in a minute tbh. She's not wearing those old torn knee jeans, the blouse isn't entirely horrible (or floral) and actually fits her? She's not looking completely dead eyed for once? Still looks like she's on the cusp of transforming into a tired church receptionist though.
>>2113533Yeah, I think the bar is so low because she's been wearing some atrocious blouses lately. Honestly think an empire waist would do her some good since her waist is so blocky.
No. 2113554
>>2113529i do think she looks cute here but also on the verge of collapse kek, her eyes look scary
>>2113409>>2113443kek agreed
>>2113187>i'm a creativedelusional. she's as creative as a plain white mass produced t-shirt at target
No. 2113620
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he will be bald after moving in with heather
No. 2113772
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No. 2113780
>>2113772>my left hip is bad enough that I will need to see a doctorwtf, why haven’t you been seeing a doctor all along, you weirdo
drives hours weekly for ice cream, no time for doctors’ appointments
No. 2113789
>>2113772>why haven’t you been seeing a doctor all alongshe's simply a munchie and makes mountains out of molehills and writes those posts hoping people will pity her as the never-ending "please see me as the
victim" narrative continues on. even the most mild thing is blown out of proportion, she exaggerates literally everything for pity points. if she went to a doctor they'd say nothing is wrong and send her home
No. 2113850
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No. 2113862
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>>2113850Again.. the vegetables on top and the microwaved garbage underneath.
Picrel is goober’s beanpole ass at the gym kek
No. 2113867
>>2113850Just stop getting double/triple scoop in a cone three times a week and go for a hike. It’s not that fucking hard.
>whenever I start goingNever. She will start never.
No. 2113987
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Trying to guess what job she may be doing, this is what no experience factory jobs are looking like around her area. Lmao please let her get the cat food sachet one
https://www.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk=79b595a6f2ef5843& No. 2114034
>>2113850> Trying really hardcan anyone describe what Heather "trying really hard" looks like lol
>>2114031It's interesting that the eternal cycle before was moid-love and man hunger, plus people in various "communities" bullying her. Now it's junk food that is bullying her by being so fucking delicious.
No. 2114124
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They started dating in October so they just past the 6 month mark kek. I wonder if she just convinces him of these things and he doesn’t care enough to correct her unless she’s talking about cannons
No. 2114373
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Why does she say this like it’s a shock? You drive 45 minutes for this shit at least twice a week
No. 2114448
>>2114012>>2114034kek.
>>2114307>>2114373At least when she drives out for the double scoop cone it looks decently appetizing. This is just basic vanilla soft serve with whipped cream, strawberry sauce and half a churro jammed into the side of it? It doesn't even look cute or tasty? Dairy Queen is more instagram-able than this mess.
>>2114124Correct me if I'm wrong, but is she celebrating the photo where he "accidently" appeared in the background of a photo of her shadow at the lookout tower? You know, the one where she said he appeared before they had even properly met? Or am I tweaking nonnas?
No. 2114624
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>>2114539She must be anticipating the sweet split rent with her new roommate! But let's be honest, she'd still be buying junk, overpriced "vegan" produce and junk food no matter what lol
No. 2114672
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Heather and Goober went to Maryland for a cute and romantic “anniversary” trip today! Congrats to the happy couple!
No. 2114690
>>21146743 days ago "trying really hard to get healthy and skinny again"
Immediately eats ice cream, churros, pizza and a mostly bread sub
No. 2114695
>>2114674Kek is he sleeping on their anniversary date? He looks and sounds like your typical Asperger’s moid.
>>2114672A child’s mutilated arm and gangrene, how romantic.
No. 2114738
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>>2114705He’s totally asleep kek. He reacts like he was startled awake too. Spoiler for close up of his face.
No. 2115523
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Starting the day off right with a 45 minute each way drive for some healthy breakfast
No. 2115584
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Kinda sad that someone alienated from her own family is blowing her money buying family photos from strangers.
No. 2115789
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OMFG Heather you sick nasty bitch. I’m scrolling on my IG this morning and this nasty fury balloon kink shit appears of these 2 furries moaning. Of course she likes the post! Fuck you Heather for ruining my morning. I hope you don’t get the job!!!
No. 2115856
>>2115789I almost feel bad for judging, cause fetishes originate from trauma, but that is just so fucking weird.
Reminded me of another cow who had a sneezing fetish.
> This has to be the one single thing that isn't completely boring about her.kek true
No. 2115888
>>2115789>>2115876I think she knows what it is, she's been around furries in their convention mode enough to consider herself one. I think the thrill seeking of love addiction and hopping into bed with dozens of ryans has been replaced with boring vanilla sex with the same guy who says he only had one girlfriend before he met her. She probably has to guide him to different parts of her body, much less can she broach "so can we wear mascot costumes…"
So she moved her impulsiveness to food and doubling down on her shopping addiction. Those both have natural limits so now Horny Heather is resurfacing. I want to believe!
No. 2115998
File: 1746760647435.jpeg (2.14 MB, 1179x1986, IMG_1812.jpeg)
It appears she got the job, nonnas. I need to know what it is immediately
No. 2116027
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>>2115955Why are some of you newfags acting like her furry arc is new milk? The oldest videos on her channel are literally furry and Furrycon related content.
No. 2116122
>>2116088she is right, you sound mad kek
>>2116027oh shit nona I didn't know that since I discovered her shortly before rumham died
No. 2116160
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>>2116157learn to love yourself, no matter how bad you are you can do better than Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel
No. 2116253
File: 1746836697068.jpeg (1.75 MB, 1179x2095, IMG_1830.jpeg)
How is this still exciting to her when she goes 5x a week? We should really keep a running tally of how many times she goes in a month
No. 2116254
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And another double scoop. So worth it? What does this mean? She’s a hedonistic loser. I wonder what happened to all of the kale from Trader Joe’s(nitpicking)
No. 2116266
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No. 2116273
>>2116270a 6-7/10?!!! Nonna get your eyes checked
The kid is a scrote
No. 2116284
>>2116266If she's gonna eat it anyway she might as well buy a big tub of it and take home to save on time and gas. She always makes the worst possible choice
>Through that shiftSo is she still working??
No. 2116352
>>2116270yes, compared to lurch anything is a step up but cmon he's still too ugly and retarded
>ICE CREAM TALLY>>2100118 03/18
>>2101737 03/22
>>2103266 03/28
>>2104881 04/03
>>2108428 04/15
>>2111332 04/24
>>2114307 05/03
>>2116254 05/10
>EATING JUNK TALLY>>2103256 03/28 (french toast)
>>2104162 03/31 (drink)
>>2110089 04/20 (muffin and drink)
>>2110408 04/21 ('typical' sandwich)
>>2113520 05/01 (fried ravioli thing)
>>2114674 05/05 (pizza)
>>2115523 05/07 (drink and cake)
>WEIGHT LOSS complaints / groceries / meals>>2100129 03/18
>>2101551 03/22
>>2102192 03/24
>>2102197 03/25
>>2102933 03/26
>>2103595 09/23
>>2104415 04/01
>>2107141 04/10
>>2107431 04/11
>>2113850 05/02
No. 2116402
>>2116352Thank you for the labor nonna
>>2116389If she saved the money she's spent on the gas to Gettysburg and the junk food, along the husbando photos, she'd be able to go see a Dr for her "health issues" she's constantly complaining about. But it's Heather and she'll never change.
>>21135209 days ago she posted Goob was moving to her place in one week. Did she jump the gun again?
No. 2116435
>>2116403I posted, but then deleted because my math was wrong. This should be more correct.:
Driving 45 minutes one way takes about a quarter tank of gas
Gas in Pennsylvania is $3.31 on average
So on a one-way trip, she would spend about $8.27
So going back-and-forth would be about $16.50 each trip
Any anon can correct me if I’m wrong because that seems pretty expensive ha ha but could be accurate
No. 2116437
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>>2116403yes, $7.50 was that ice cream. Let me have a look what one scoop of ice cream costs there. $4.15 one scoop, is that the real price? Really? In my country everything above $2 would be seen as crazy expensive. But, okay, a garlic toast production helper earns $27.35/hour, so you seem to earn way more than the average here, maybe I should move, kek.
Let's say she always has 2 scoops and a waffle cone, that would make $7.00 per ice cream she gets. And with what nonna
>>2116435 calculated, it would make $23.50 per trip. That's a lot of money for healthy food and it's not like she has any debt at all. Someone wants to calculate the calories she consumes every time she goes there?
No. 2116441
>>2116437for mint choc ice cream : 1 scoop seems to be about 66g or 1/2 a cup, so 2 scoops is 1 cup or 132g of ice cream which is is 293 kcal.
the waffle cone could be between 12 and 24g, 50 to 100 kcal.
which means anywhere between 343 to 393 kcal. not an ana-chan though so maybe someone savvier will have more info.
No. 2116450
>>2116437So I live in a close range to Heather and Mr.G’s
Ice cream is like Dryer’s tier. It’s technically “homemade” because they purchase from a local producer but it’s full of emulsifiers and dyes and tastes like cheap grocery store ice cream. It’s not even good. You genuinely would have better ice cream if you just bought some Hagen Daazs and it would be cheaper too. I don’t know why she is obsessed with this place it’s a tourist trap.
No. 2116490
>>2116266This is a confirmation she reads this thread, right?
If she got any criticism about it in dms, she would have put the person on blast in her stories, which is what she always does. And I don't think she has enough self-awareness to realize on her own that it's kinda crazy to drive 45 minutes just for ice cream multiple times per week.
Heather, if you're reading this, please put on some mascara!
No. 2116505
>>2116490Yeah, I noticed that! A
nonnie mapped it out and said it was 45 minutes, and since then she's repeatedly emphasized that "why yes I drove 45 minutes for ice cream!" It's such a weird thing for her to focus on though out of everything here.
> Heather, if you're reading this, please put on some mascara!Maybe we got her to change her pants too? kek
No. 2116519
>>2116499Honestly, I thought about moving for a second as I read that wage. I'm making way less in my country and I'm more qualified than making garlic toast. But, with that orange president right now I might wait the next 3 1/2 years. And then, I will go and try that amazing ice cream, she is spending $7 on and driving 1 1/2 hours for every second day, kek.
>>2116490>>2116505sure she reads here, she has done it before and seems to be bored enough at the moment to do it again. But I don't think she will ever wear mascara again, it's just not her anymore and she doesn't need to look good for other men at the moment, she has her BabyRyan and needs nothing else.
(blogging) No. 2116539
>>2116505>Maybe we got her to change her pants too? keknot farmers having a positive influence on Heather kek
and they call this a hate forum!
>>2116519>she doesn't need to look good for other men at the moment, she has her BabyRyan and needs nothing else.I don't know if she'll ever start wearing mascara again, cause her reasons for stopping are truly unfathomable to me, but it's naive to think that Heather no longer wants male validation just because she has her goober.
No. 2116558
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She might actually give herself diabetes from this, not even 24 hours later and she’s back
No. 2116560
>>2116558KEK at happy Mother’s Day gif. I think she’s jinxing herself. What happened to her own mother that takes her in in between Ryans? Her timeline is crazy
>happy anniversary 6 months
>goob is moving in in a week Ice cream sad post
>happy Mother’s DayShe declared herself infertile
No. 2116561
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Kekkk she loves exposing herself
No. 2116566
Not og tally
nonny but thought id update it. Kek
>ICE CREAM TALLY>>2100118 03/18
>>2101737 03/22
>>2103266 03/28
>>2104881 04/03
>>2108428 04/15
>>2111332 04/24
>>2114307 05/03
>>2116254 05/10
>>2116558 05/10(again)
No. 2116570
>>2116566This one was on 5/9
>>2116254 then she went back today 5/10
>>2116558 No. 2116635
>>2116561How is this even a dilemma? Just get rid of the black, it's hideous on you.
But I can answer my own question here, it's such a huge dilemma to her, because she sees black hair as an expression of her true goth self. So if she dyes her hair a different color it's like she abandoned herself and lost her identity.
Of course Heather won't go to therapy. If dying her hair is such a big deal, the prospect of giving up her psychological defences and meeting her real self must feel like an existential threat.
>>2116254>>2116559that was ridiculous, I'm with you
nonnie No. 2116673
>>2116635Not WKing heather at all but the reason it’s a dilemma probably is that it’s extremely hard to remove dark color from blonde hair to return it back to its natural state
Especially because I’m assuming she’s been using box dyes to touch up her roots this whole time
Bleaching all of that out of her hair to go to the back blonde will significantly damage it, but that’s the way it goes
No. 2116729
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Goob officially quit his job too
No. 2116740
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Oh tombstone nonna, where are youuuuu..
No. 2116949
>>2116740I hope to god he got permission and this isnt a case of two retarded wannabe war graves nerds fucking up a tombstone for online cred. heather, you better remember this
>>2110845like they legit dont need to be cleaned.
No. 2117377
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>>2117352Yeah he started a grave cleaning YouTube channel
No. 2117473
>>2117267that's not "bits of the letters"
nonny that's stuff that has been growing/accumulating on the stone
No. 2117566
>>2117322>At least heather puts on makeupyou mean muddy grey eyeshadow without eyeliner or mascara?
This is such a weird defence. Heather is average
at best even before the weight gain. If she wore makeup that was actually flattering and lost weight again, you could maybe say she's normal looking. Even then she wouldn't be out of goober's league lookswise. He's completely unattractive to me, but he's not ugly
If you didn't know anything about him and saw a good photo of him on tinder, you'd think he's cute. He's the most good-looking out of his friend group kek
No. 2117568
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>>2117566Here's supporting evidence in case you forgot what they look like
No. 2117571
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>>2117566Tell me Brandon isn't Heather's looksmatch
No. 2117620
>>2117577I'm not dying on any hills, I just agreed with the other nonna(s) who said goober isn't ugly, which is objectively fucking true.
But no, you're totally right, Heather is a smokeshow, and he should thank his lucky stars he pulled a woman like her.
No. 2117629
>>2117623can you not grasp that "undeniably attractive" and "objectively not ugly" are two very different things?
I don't know if you're deliberately being obtuse or you're actually that dumb
Nobody's lusting after goobs, the whole point is Heather is not better than him
(infighting) No. 2117695
>>2117571it's creepy, they look like siblings. maybe heather really did find her people
>>2117691i think the one you quoted was banned because the post was solely about the other
nonnie and trying to aggrieve her and not heather and ryan discussion.
No. 2117757
>>2117755Sweet
nonnie, that's clearly a joke
No. 2117770
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Heather has been financially ruined by her migrane lmao
No. 2117827
>>2117770She's selling her hoard for real this time guys!!! Nevermind all the other times, this is the real deal!
>>2117824It's baffling how little she knows of the world. Is she low IQ or is it all her myriad of personality disorders?
No. 2117831
>>2117770just sell a husbando photo ffs
>>2117568she needs to go back to blonde asap
No. 2117880
>>2117824oh fuck I forgot she took the fucking ambulance lmao.
>>2117827>It's baffling how little she knows of the world. Is she low IQ or is it all her myriad of personality disorders?anon shes clearly dumb as rocks. i dont know of the education she has, if any because she always gives off the impression of Peaked in High School, or someone who went to college just to proclaim theyre smart. she doesnt use her phone for anything else other than to eyefuck herself which would also include looking up shit on social media for shit she only cares about (like her weird ass fetishes kek)
her mom had to kick her out because of how immature she is. she doesnt seem to think the possible consequences of her action at all.
No. 2117965
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This is a video but nothing happens in it. If you're thinking that there's like a serious fire that they put out or some gruesome crash involving the truck, think again. He's literally just excited to see fire trucks like a five-year-old boy.
No. 2117966
>>2117770Kek, oops. Should have rented a stretched limo instead of an ambulance to take herself to hospital for the headache. Or better yet, a sp00ky quirky herse,
have a little fun with it!
I'm really surprised that when she rang them up they didn't go through the symptoms of a migraine and recommend restraint on rushing in. They don't last that long, so she must have. They probably did advise against it tbh but I feel like Heather just really fucking needed that drama, and to be fair, has been milking a certain amount of moneys worth for it, Hagonomically speaking anyway.
You've got to be some next level of stupid to get a taxi when you can still maintain consciousness in the USA. In fact, it comes off as financial self harm or something.
Maybe her dumbfuk decisions are linked to her pervy furry fetish undercurrent and she is (subconsciously) masochistically fucking her finances up? Or maybe she really is just that stupid, both are plausible.
No. 2117987
File: 1747366188428.png (1.4 MB, 1585x852, goobers defense squad.png)
kekking at the goobers fangirls. Did we forget he's fucking balding and thats why Heather stopped filming him from behind? we also get several posts each thread of anons correcting posts on his age because he's mega walled and looks as old as heather.(bait/derailing)
No. 2117995
>>2117987I genuinely fear for these bitches standards, they need to learn to love themselves.
>>2117965have they ever confirmed he's autistic because there's just no way he's not…
No. 2118179
>>2117987kekk you went over multiple threads saving his photos onto your computer for this when everybody had already moved on…
holy shit, you actually wanna fuck him
(taking the bait) No. 2118198
>>2118158heather looks so normie that she's very inconspicuous on here which is why she's always had WKs. at first i thought she was just a little simple and her husband was the problem and he was, i had to follow her for a time to measure the depth of her crazy.
what i most like about her isn't that she needs attention 24/7 or that she's a bitch to women, it's her inability to change, like her ryan collecting process of cleavage, inviting them all to the same outing, declaring she found her true love, and it imploding rinse and repeat, or saying she'll lose weight and she never does, or buying an iphone to film videos and she never does, buying the same ice cream four times in a month. the repetition is just so fascinating and it's not even a circle but a downward spiral, this ryan she tries to mooch and munchie off of and she put pregnancy on the table so early. it's all so insane.
No. 2118223
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She finally got new glasses
No. 2118225
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No. 2118226
>>2118198I agree that heather is morbidly fascinating, and not in the morbidly try-hard goth way she thinks. her crazy eyes are a dead giveaway. its just somehow, someway, she fucks everything up, shit goes sideways and never takes responsibility.
like she was with ethan's friends for a bit, now they clearly dont want to be around her anymore because of how insufferable she is. id love to see her interact with another woman for milk purposes, but at the same time I wouldnt want to subject them to heather's harassment kek.
its kinda amazing. her emotional regulation seems nonexistent, she has the impulse control of a 12 year old, its a miracle shes not homeless. now she has a medical bill i bet in the thousands. lets see if that goes to collections and shes bitching about her credit.
No. 2118236
>>2117770if it helps anons with context, I went to the ER for a migraine (stroke-like symptoms) but skipped the ambulance because I was terrified of the cost
the hospital visit cost me $800 without the lab test cost and without staying overnight
so I would say 800 is the absolute lowest her visit cost, but I'm willing to bet it was 1200+ after the ambulance and the tests
No. 2118247
>>2118239whenever cows go through medical debt there's 100 anons who are
victims of america like it's an
abusive parent going "heh… this retard didn't know how to not get hit by dad. he always hits you if you go to the hospital… dumb bitch"
No. 2118248
>>2118223An actual improvement honestly.
>>2118239We riot all the time about the medical industry. Someone even shot a CEO. Won’t change anything kek. You have to know how to play the system. And Heather clearly has no idea.
No. 2118258
>>2118223She genuinely looks cute in these but for her to turn around and think
>>2118225 is better and she made a mistake is wild. Both are an improvement but the tortoiseshell calls attention to her crazy eyes.
No. 2118357
>>2118331>>2118354At this rate, if her and goober do conceive, the baby will either be 100% blind, or have 20/20 vision.
The only way it will have any chance of good eye genes is if they have a girl.
For non genetic nonnies, x chromosomes can swap with eachother for the best gene results, where as the defective broken y chromosome cannot swap.
No. 2118478
I was wondering why her eyes look huge here
>>2118223>>2118416 damn, that sucks.
It could be that she can't wear contacts because she has dry eyes + severe astigmatism. Maybe there's also a legitimate reason she can't wear mascara? I don't think dry eyes is enough of a reason, and she can't possibly be allergic to all mascara, but who knows.
She could at least tint her eyelashes though, right?
No. 2118486
>>2117970exactly, literally everything is life-destroying and earth shattering to heather. she'll use that same wording over every situation no matter how big or small, it doesn't matter. i remember when she acted like it was the end of the world when she washed her hair after it was dyed black and then blew up at someone in her replies when they simply told her "relax, just wait it out". her reactions are disproportionate and she's retarded for riding an ambulance over something so stupid, she needs attention so badly. she doesn't think anything through at all. she's going to continue making terrible decisions. she may be in
even more debt now, but that's not going to stop her from taking an amblulance in the future!
>>2118198>>2118226agreed, it's entertaining to watch how the cycle goes on and on
>>2118223the color is cute & they look good on her
No. 2118632
>>2118236for ref, my ambulance was just over $1000, and in PA, ambulances aren't always covered by insurance- don't know about elsewhere.
I can't believe she wants to have a kid, lol.
No. 2118642
>>2118236also I know this is a lolcow thread, but yes, migraines are one thing, and stroke-like symptoms can also be part of migraines. Sometimes it can be hard to distinguish from true stroke symptoms, which include one-sided symptoms like vision changes, drooping, and one-sided numbness and tingling that are usually OPPOSITE of the stroke-induced headache. There are auras in migraines and hemiplegic migraines, in which symptoms usually occur on the same side.
If you are in doubt, don't be afraid to go to a hospital ASAP, as you may only have hours. Some young women are more likely to get them from birth control or pregnancy, or undiagnosed heart conditions.
No. 2118653
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>>2116566Ice cream tally: third time this week. 5/17
No. 2118773
>>2118653It kills me that she goes to all the time, trouble and expense-calorific and monetary- to get fucking mint choc chip every time, of all the choices.
Haven't had that shit since the early 90s when it was one of the only ice cream flavours you could get in our provincial wasteland kek
(sage your shit) No. 2118810
>>21186533 scoops of ice cream is 3/4 of a pint. Plus the waffle cone. And she's getting this stuff a few times a week, damn.
Why does heather always announce things are happening before they actually do? She announced weeks ago Goobie was moving in and he hasn't. Same for the job. Why is she like this?
No. 2118865
>>2118702I'm not a pineapple pizza hater, but who puts pinapple on pizza like this? Where is the spice or flavor coming from to even out the sweetness?
>>2118864Well you didn't hear it on an image board, but…I believe it depends on what your hospital is, if it's non profit, for profit, etc.
No. 2118878
>>2118864Of course. It carries the least weight when it comes to credit reports, similar to student debt. If you never start paying and just ignore it, it will be forgiven in some time and will fall off your report entirely in 7 years. If you start paying, you need to finish paying
that's what I did, I learned too late.
t. my job was looking at credit reports
No. 2118933
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She’s boring af today just at Gettysburg with goob again but I read this pic as a reminder to everyone that goob IS SPOOKY! Even though he has a join or die tattoo (the split snake) and the other one I believe is slipknot lmao
No. 2119206
>>2119070As pets? Or dead ones? I dont see her as an animal person at all. She never mentions cats or dogs or any creepy crawlies. The closest she got to any animal based interests was the temporary owl collecting hobby she stole from one of the many ryans.
Her lack of interest in animals (wild, not pets) only increases her dull and boring vibe.
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No. 2119315
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>>2119310OT but no it's not,
nonnie, it's a Benjamin Franklin political cartoon for the French Indian war
No. 2119427
>>2119285Makes sense why she's eating so much ice cream. When you're eating a few triple scoop waffle cones a week you've definitely given up.
Heather please spill the tea on why GooberRyan hasn't moved in yet. What's the hold up? When do you start your new job?
No. 2119442
>>2119355It's definitely niche knowledge even for burgers because most know it for "don't tread on me"
I only corrected you because he IS a civil war obsessed weirdo yet he's got a tattoo emphasizing the unification of the states rather than separatism
Just a fun little contradiction to me kek
No. 2119459
>>2119451I don’t think it’s that deep—the US was the “cool side” of the American Revolution, and he thinks the Confederates were the “cool side” of the Civil War
because he’s really fucking dumb
No. 2119505
>>2119459He’s your typical low iq libertarian.
>>2119285Maybe stop shoveling 2 pints of ice cream into your body weekly and you might feel better
No. 2119573
>>2119150Yk that boy has a velcro wallet.
If Heather starts dropping hints about wanting more support as a goth from him, he'd turn up in a flame shirt for her, job done
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Caught two mice, presumably tore into goob for wounding a plant, thinks problem solved. How long before infestation arc?
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Insinuating goob moved in? I love how he’s such a retard that she blamed him for being careless with the cabinet and wounding a plant when it was mice KEK. This idiot definitely cannot tie his shoes
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>>2117478Per his comment answering when asked, he’s using D2 Biological Solution, a cursory search suggests it’s one of a few recommended products for graveyard restoration.
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>>2119696I think he moved in but she doesn’t really give a fuck about him anymore so there hasn’t been any fanfare
No. 2119729
>>2119709the mice looks so cute omg but the stare of the goobs is absolutely terrifying he looks like a school shooter.
>>2119693I think she is probably tired of him but he's too oblivious to recognize it. He is too young and autistic to be bothered by her antics so I think Heather trapped herself in this relationship and I think she has to break it off if she wants to get out. I think no matter what insane shit she pulls I think the goob will just accept it kek
No. 2119786
>>2119762wtf
nonnie that's monstrous, I hope Petza sues your ass
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sure heather
No. 2120190
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what's with his stare. it's like he was posing for a photo but she took a video
No. 2120224
>>2120190Kek okay so the trap
brand name is Victor. In the still image I wasn't sure if she had labeled it, and named them Victor and idk Mildred, and was gonna force a twee thing where they are now her and Goob's substitute children.
Also KEK at her wanting to spend money on a new microwave because there was mouse piss behind and under, not in it. Better yet why not finance a new kitchen?
The way she phrased Goob catching the ncie after his long day, implies she made a histrionic all nighter performance and woudlnt let him sleep until the mice were certified caught, instead of just leaving the traps.
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She's killing it
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>>2120368OH THIS IS GOLD. This article may sound kind of ?Huh? for a minute, but then if you look up his poor wife, she was born in 81. ….and they had grandbabies. The time frames still check out.
She has never even mentioned this side of the fam.
Link is :
https://www.wtae.com/article/westmoreland-county-murder-guilty-verdict/45865230>>2120368 No. 2120380
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>>2120368>>2120379I know she said she wasn't a result of incest, but after seeing her brother I'm not sure I'm convinced.
No. 2120396
>>2120380textbook pennsyltucky
I love how nonas were like, she looks like someone who could kill her lover….and her blood relation did in fact, kill their lover.
No. 2120541
>>2120368>gothutterly delusional
>weirdthis much is true, but not in the way she wants
No. 2120602
>>2120391my thoughts exactly, she's actually doing ok - though fat, crazy and bad with money, not violent not on drugs and not a single mom.
>>2120401it is kinda weird, i remember asking myself why heather the oversharer didn't talk much about her family and the support they gave during the ex-husband saga. i think she did post about how her sister gave her driving lessons.
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I’m the nonna that finds a lot of the furry inflation likes on ig (there is at least one more of us) and I follow a lot of cows. Idk if anyone here is familiar with Mary Magdalene the plastic surgery addict horrorcow but I saw hags pop up under her profile pic and idk what this means. Maybe another nonna who knows ig better can explain but I thought it was hilarious kek when cows collide
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She made it sound like she left awhile ago with all the dramatics but she’s finally just leaving target today
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>>2120736The crazy eyes never change
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>>2118002>>2117876Heather mentioned it a few months ago, instead of taking Target's insurance she took a Health Savings Account.
>>2120741She looks like she could be her own mom
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>>2120703Crazy attracts crazy
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Briefly scrolling through the accounts she follows is wild because I’m seeing all these random lolcows, politicians and political accounts
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>>2120793And then all these weird onlyfans women and trannys??
No. 2120909
>>2120781went to look at Mary's account, and… what the actual fuck
I mean compared to this cow, Heather is actually normal. I bet that's why she follows her too, to feel better about herself.
>>2120798I agree, don't know why everyone got so
triggered.
She would have been an apple, but her hips are also wide, what even is that body type? It's not the worst possible figure, but it sure isn't great
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>>2120868You’re not wrong, if you scroll down you see her Ryan eras reflected in the accounts she starts to follow at the time. She follows a dozens of civil war and republicans (goober)all at once, then if you scroll way down you hit a chunk of dozens of houseplant accounts (lurch). You can literally see the moments she decides to absorb these guys interests
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>>2117770>9 days ago>financially ruined Today she buys a giant mirror? Table? And some Gettysburg decorations