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No. 330554
>What is this threadBy popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread which talks about husbandos and/or horny shit about fictional men in general.
>Why was this made / what is the differenceThe difference is that here you can be retarded about your
fictional 3D (as in live action movies or shows) and 2D crushes so you don't clog /ot/. Post memes, be frisky, whatever. Be as mild or as spicy as you feel like.
>But whyFarmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
-I want to cuddle Reigen
etc.
>Examples of posts that DO NOT go here-actual real life men hornyposting
-Your husbando is trash/ugly/cringe etc
-He's gay/belongs with me/other character instead
-other bait
-responding to bait
-"hi cow!"
Remember not to take baits or otherwise derail! Report low quality posts and move on!The retarded hornyposting thread may also include pairings.
For real 3D men hornyposting, refer to:
>>>/g/289276For other shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!
Previous horny:
>>>/g/327478Relevant threads:
>Sister thread for female characters horny/waifuposting >>>/g/315174>How to devote yourself completely to your husbando/waifu #2 >>>/g/296708>Husbando thread >>>/m/188499>Waifus & Female Character Crushes Thread >>>/m/229988>The last one before /m/pocolypse >>>/m/173210>Temporal Husbando Smell Identification Thread >>>/m/187722>The Original^ >>>/m/164600>Anon Assumption Regarding waifus/husbandos >>>/m/211556>Rate/Roast Husbando >>>/m/182915>Husbando Matchmaking Service >>>/m/242685>Life Action Fictional >>>/m/34157 No. 330557
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reposting this here because the thread reached bump limit an hour later
One thing I really love about Engie is the counterbalance from his Southern charm and his streak of duplicity (idk if that’s the best word to describe it). He is the only merc that works directly with administrator and his family history directly relates to the Mann brothers. I don’t think he’s manipulative or anything but I do think that he doesn’t want to advertise his knowledge on what’s going on behind the whole gravel war facade. It’s sad how they never continued the comics because he there’s so many things left up in the air about him, like did Miss Pauling know Dell was working with the Administrator? Was he working with Admin from the beginning?
>>330519Are the tf2 nonnies gonna team up and start shipping scout/Engie/sniper together now?
Anyways, I’ve been thinking about merc dynamics too, platonic or otherwise. Like the idea of Demo and Engie sharing a drink together and both talking about their families, leading to how Engie feels about having to live up to the Conagher family legacy (whilst making sure he doesn’t get too tipsy that he lets out about the whole Administrator thing he has going on) and Demo elaborating on his family’s demolition legacy, how he struggles to live up to his father and how feels like a disappointment to his mother whilst also balancing the responsibility of his jobs and needing to look after his mother
No. 330560
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i love staring at my collection of 3x3px resolution pictures of him
awesome thread pic + title!
No. 330564
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Thinking about them. And by them I mean his boobs.
No. 330570
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this beautiful trashcan cat makes my head spin
No. 330574
>>330308I'm late but yes! And thank you
nonnie teehee
No. 330579
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posting some sniper
No. 330584
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>>330579Sniper is so cute
No. 330585
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I want to bite his neck.
No. 330588
>>330585Me too.
I love how Leon's iconic hair is long enough to grab and ruffle and short enough to expose his nape and neck.
No. 330593
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>>330549>>330519Thank you nonas! Started as a joke but I'm glad you like my wallpaper.
No. 330594
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AAAAHHHHggh I want to press my chest against his, to feel his body heat, palpitations and warm breath caused by the adrenaline running through his veins after a battle Hooooly shit
No. 330596
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>Gently takes care of him after a battle
>Everything is going to be okay
No. 330597
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fuck I saw an animatic of soldier and I wanna cry how tf am I ovulating, I'm not even horny for him
No. 330617
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New thread, yay!
I wanna slow dance with him dramatically. And have him kiss my hand and pick me up.
He'd find this website strange but be on the same wavelength as farmers. He roasts people like it's nothing, canonically dunked on porn-watchers and is an implied transphobe in a spin-off.
If only he didn't have a crippling ED…
No. 330618
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Why do people husbando gay characters like Komaeda and Kaworu? Just curious thanks
No. 330619
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I can't stop thinking about how someone said that bc Scout's illiterate that instead of writing love notes/letters he'd draw you pictures. I think it's so cute, I imagine they'd be kinda shitty but he'd want to get better in order to capture your beauty more. he'd totally poorly draw crude porn of the two of you too kek
No. 330620
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Smoking is disgusting in real life but it's so hot when my animu husbandos do it like please bliw that fictional smoke into my face and fuck me thank you
No. 330621
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does anyone else relate to sometimes having husbandos that you retrospectively go, "but, why" at? picrel is mine and was for about 3 months when I was very young. the season of the anime he was in was awful, he was generically evil, not even my usual type and not even cute. there's not even anything funny, weird, or interesting to latch onto. it's almost as if his insufferable insignificance was the draw for me.
No. 330622
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>>330618(Regarding Komaeda)
Because girls who do that are mostly ftms or some other kind of genderspecial, and many of those kin Hajime
Picrel suggests he's bisexual but the manga is non-canon so it's debateable
No. 330624
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>>330621I feel you nona, when i was younger i had an autistic crush on the fucking mask salesman from Zelda. I don't anymore but the shame lingers in me…
No. 330626
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>>330624Kek, I'm sorry to devalidate your feelings but that's kind of based. Mask salesman has a sort of weird, enigmatic air about him, it's just so much easier to project all sorts of personas onto him. also I'm biased cuz I plan to play MM again after I finish the new Zelda.
No. 330630
>>330626Ayrt, damn you too? I planned to do the same! Glad you at least get the appeal. The mystery around him makes him more likeable.
Also he has a super cute special dialog in the french version if you talk to him while wearing the bunny hood. He'll basically go "awww those bunny ears! Awww they bounce when you run, that's tol cute! … ahem sorry"
No. 330633
>>330631I can see the argument for the other two being smart since Twogami actually was a decent planner and group leader and being a nurse is obviously pretty hard but
>Peko>SmartShe actually thought she could kill someone and Fuyuhiko would get away because she’s his tool or whatever, it made for an interesting case yeah but her actual idea should have been obvious that Monokuma would find it retarded and would have just executed only her anyway.
No. 330637
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>>>/g/330524he's pretty cute too, a bit crazy sometimes though kek
>>>/g/330527I like his personality since I'm into tsunderes - he kind of reminds me of hijikata from hakuouki who is another of my favorites. I like nanami she works hard and tries her best at the shrine and is pretty smart, she isn't a useless pushover like some female protags in romance anime and otome games tend to be.
>>>/g/330530>>>/g/330535lol I get the feeling he would secretly be into that
>>>/g/330541is this anime any good? I'm always looking to watch something good that has potential new husbandos in it
No. 330640
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Nonitas, should I find a man and make him cosplay/roleplay as my husbando during sex? I don't think I'd have much trouble finding a guy who shares physical traits but I feel like roleplaying as him would be so cringe as is the nature of the character. Either way I want to achieve my dreams. I'm worried I'll moan husbandu's name during sex
No. 330642
>>330637Is quite funny, there are some uncomfortable scenes but in general is a anime to binge an afternoon.
Of course the manga is sad as Hell.
No. 330643
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>>330640>My husbando face when he learns I asked to an escort to dress like him and boss me around. I mean, in all seriousness, as long he's ok with it and is just for fun, I say "why not?".
No. 330646
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Sexual coercion isn't exactly good, but I can't help but imagine a scenario after reading the Kirby light novel, Search for the Dreamy Gears! where it takes place in this steampunk Victorian era alternate universe, the novel has very heavy themes of classism, poverty, economic disparity and how the rich will do anything to the separate the poor from the rich to keep them poorer. Anyways, in this novel Dedede happens to be the president of a factory that produces machinery such as automobiles and airplanes. Anyways, I can't help but imagine a situation where I, a wealthy aristocrat, take advantage of him when his factory isn't doing well and decide offer a hefty investment that's too big to turn down. The catch is that he has to pay me back tenfold with his body for a solid three months of which I do anything and everything with him and he cannot refuse. I want to undo the clasps of his expensive vest and slowly undo his shirt buttons, tracing down his soft fluffy chest to his underwear before
rubbing over the fabric and watch as he gets harder and harder against the cheap fabric. I also imagine something similar to Kirby who's a impoverished airplane pilot who lives in a abandoned and decrepit building and sleeps in a box. Though, in his case it's more like I want to be his sugar mommy.
>>330554Love I love the OP image, it's utterly perfect.
>>330620Exactly. It's disgusting irl but in fictional settings it gives an extra layer of sexiness, maturity, and coolness.
>>330640Go for it, as the other Anon said, so long as he's fine with doing it and you're not forcing him it should be alright. Live your dreams
nonnie.
I tried to do the same with my ex but he was an uptight fuck who thought it a joke but then thought it was wrong when I was serious. No. 330649
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>>330634Reigen smoking is hot but I like to think he quit after meeting Mob to better himself to be a good role model for him.
No. 330653
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After he gets finished eating my pussy. Scuffed and wet.
No. 330657
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>>330637It's pretty funny, but it depends on how high your tolerance is for moidish jokes. I enjoyed it when I read it but I don't think I'd find it tolerable nowadays.
The plot revolves around a little girl who lives with three adult male yokai, and while Kokkuri is ultra husbando material (cooks, cleans, beautiful, kind, good with kids) the other two guys are less tolerable. I don't mind him THAT much, but the tanuki is the useless manwhore type character. While Inugami (picrel) is… He's a stalker and pedo who is in love with the little girl protagonist. And I mean actual pedo as in he wants her carnally. Minor characters are similar, like the tengu who is a fervent shotacon.
Not bashing the series because I actually do like it quite a lot, but your mileage may vary so it's best to know what it's like going in.
Also: lots of genderbending. A lot of the fanart you find of Kokkuri and Inugami is going to be horny moid art of their female forms.
No. 330660
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>>330621Lol yes, but at the same time it was so long ago that I just kind of laugh at it now. I can't imagine for the life of me what teenage me saw in picrel but I was so hopelessly in love with him even though he was a nobody from a ecchi shonen manga with like 10 panels of screentime. He's canonically an alcoholic and deadbeat dad, too… Sheesh. Get a grip, girl.
No. 330661
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>>330660He WAS pretty hot under the mask, though, so I guess he had that going for him.
No. 330663
>>330655Yes, I absolutely think he would want to shower immediately after. Letting bodily fluids sit around is kinda gross, I even clean up after masturbating. He would also make sure to get some fresh sheets. I get sleepy immediately after so he would have to force me to stay up, and would wash me as well.
I like to think he would get a little sappy after sex, but not very talkative. Just a lot of being in each other's skin and enjoying a comfortable silence.
No. 330672
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>>330554Based picture op. Also, thank you for adding Anakin…I feel so honoured!!
Thinking of Anakin 24/7, he is so perfect nonnies. I swear we are soulmates, not delusional btw.
No. 330674
>>330663I imagine that having sex with Levi is always: Naughty, then remove all the sheets and place clean ones, take a bath and then cuddle.
I think using those bamboo mats can make the naughty time a bit easier, but you still have to take a shower.
No. 330676
>>330621Did he do something bad? Because he's pretty hot, but I don't know where he's from
>>330617Nonny, sorry, but he wouldn't be allowed to post here because he's male.
No. 330684
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>>330676Pretty much his entire character was being an evil momma's boy undercover, go look up the 2nd season of Psycho Pass for more context. Though honestly I think my bigger problem was that he was just oily and bland, not the evil part.
Picrel was my villain husbando for a year or two but I don't really feel bad about it. He was very fun, had different sides to him (almost a Jekyll and Hyde dynamic), tragic, and is genuinely mysterious.
No. 330686
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last thread talk about the tumblr sexymen reminded me of when I was in HS and saw superjail for the first time. I vividly remember creaming myself immediately upon hearing his voice in the pilot, he even sneaks some spanish words in the dialogue making him sound incredibly hot. I ran so fast to AO3 to search for all if any fanfics of him kek. good times.
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>>330676I know, I didn't mention him posting, I was just saying what he'd think of the site
>>330626Did you also grow up with picrel? It was a cool ask blog on tumblr that depicted HMS in a very cute way
No. 330690
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Borrowing this headcanon from a kind of mediocre Miss Pauling X scout smut fic I read, but Scout has never actually seen a pussy before. The closest thing to porn he’s seen are 50s pin ups that his older brothers kept hold of, which never showed real nudity. He’s heard about stuff from his brothers and just knows ‘penis goes into hole between lady’s legs’ since he has too much pride to ask his brothers for explicit details, yet alone go to a pornography store or a blue movie showing. Gets confused but really excited about the idea of giving and receiving head once he’s learnt about it. He needs some serious guidance but he’s a fast learner and really wants to make you feel good
No. 330691
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>>330649thats's such a cute headcanon, i think he definitely smokes less because of mob but i personally smoke weed from time to time and i like to think we occasionally smoke together. I like to think he's too afraid to actually get high so he would smoke without inhaling and pretend to be wasted by talking about philosophy and stuff.
No. 330694
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>>330689based, they're both cuties
No. 330700
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>>330557hello fellow engiefag, i 100% agree that him possibly being somehow involved in shady things and his outwards persona to people being a sweet man is definitely a big reason hes my husbando. just the idea of him having to carry that weight on his shoulders and not being able to truly share his feelings
i can save him from the heartache> Anyways, I’ve been thinking about merc dynamics too, platonic or otherwisesame, i like that each merc truly has their own personality and how the dynamics might be between all of them. engie is pretty sociable (imo) when he’s in an ok or good mood. headcanons include but aren’t limited to: probably fathering scout as he asks for life advice (dad jokes heavily thrown in as well as southernisms), getting pyro plushies just because (at like a truck stop or something driving back to the base), demo seems also easy to talk to so hed definitely be his drinking buddy (sharing the really strong stuff on bad enough days), speaking with heavy as they cook up some banging bbq (i feel a mutual respect between the two, heavy also has a phd (if you believe poker night has a bit of canon lol) so i think they can have somewhat intelligent conversation. think heavy is a lot smarter than he might appear, russian is his native language and its vastly different from English but thats a side tangent), being cordial with spy but never truly trusting him because hes literally a spy for hire, sniper opening up slightly during meal time and them probably talking about the night sky since they’ve both lived in the middle of nowhere, soldier probably enjoys engies very american sounding southern accent but they still hold a cute rivalry in him being from the north and him from the south, and medic and him probably speaking on biomechanics and tinkering on the medi gun. thank you for reading my spergy ted talk.
i just wanna cover him in smooches and hug him and nuzzle into him and rub my hand on his bald head No. 330704
>>330686Ooof, now that brings memories. Speaking of, what tumblr sexymen you personally found hot, nonas? I remember really loving Whitley, Warden, Loki (my best friend fancied Thor instead and we got into arguments about who is hotter) and Megamind (because… uh, dunno). Looking back on it, I really dislike all tumblr sexymen and most of them are pretty fucking cringe. But teenage me adored them, so maybe it's good that teenage girls got an outlet to be creative and like whoever they wanted and be weird. Early 2010s tumblr really was a highlight of my life cause as a weird nerdy girl I finally felt accepted and sexymen where a big part of it. Cause we all fangirled over pretty weird characters without a fear of being judged. It was truly a gift for humanity and all of teenagegirldom.
But as I said, my taste really changed since than. I still like "weird" characters but that brand of quirky tumblr sexymen lost all appeal. In fact, now I hate Whitley with a burning passion and find him annoying as fuck, but he actually was me fave back in the day. I dropped Portal 2 mid-playthrough just because I disliked him that much playing 10 years later.
>>330703What a powerful woman. I kneel.
No. 330708
Wow these threads move incredibly fast now!
Hey nonas, I'm
>>326246 and I just wanted to say that I'm very sorry that I never got around to draw your husbandos. Real life suddenly hit me full force like a truck that week, and I've been completely exhausted because of these irl issues, and not able to draw. At least a lovely talented nona drew this
>>326397 No. 330719
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>>330554>I want to cuddle Reigenomg thank you op for adding this !!
No. 330721
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I saw this and thought of scout. I’m sorry
No. 330723
>>330704i'd love to hear other anons' answers to this because i still love tumblr sexymen, starscream and
cedric are still my husbandos, love them most! my past classic sexyman crushes included
>megamindhe's cute anon, no shame in that
>discorda little too furry for my current taste but he's honestly the best part of the show to me and really fun
>lokii was desperately craving a greasy, evil and pathetic man and loki temporarily filled that role until i found a character better suited for my fucked up desires (take a wild fucking guess lol)
No. 330732
>>330723Oh, yes, I LOVED Starscream, he was my numbah one for years <3 Who was your favorite version, though? I really loved G1 for being a pathetic looser (and he was so swaggy in the movie with his crown and stupid cape) and Prime cause… well, it's Prime, the sexiest TF show to date. Although I had a soft spot for Animated Starcscream too, since I felt his character arc in the show was pretty cool and honestly I liked that he had a streak of being a little badass/competent, despite overall being his pathetic old self.
>discordNever though that any characters in the show were sexy/attractive cause it's a kids cartoon after all… But Discord was great! If you liked him, you NEED to check out Star Trek TNH. The actor that played Discord also was in the show and he was one of the best characters ngl.
No. 330736
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i'm so glad he's getting more beautiful individual fanart. most fanart of him was fujo-related and though i generally don't mind it with other characters, i realized i want to see him (especially in his vidyadhara form) alone.
also! apparently he hated his appearance as a vidyadhara and was\is ashamed of it. which just makes me incredibly sad. i want to comfort him for hours in silence with gentle touches and hug the absolute hell out of him so that he understands how lovable he actually is no matter what he is or how he looks. also!! nonnas i think i have a type.
>wears red eyeliner
>wears some sort of tight black bodysuit
>has complicated\mysterious past
>has several names\identities
>looks human but isn't human, has changed his apperance
>has wind powers??
i only realized it bc this artist also drew my other husbando from genshin. god i love them both sm.
No. 330744
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>>330621I mean, thinking back I can kinda see why 10-year-old me liked him but I don't really wanna delve too deep into it.
No. 330745
>>330732i'm a simple woman, tfp is my favorite! also how did your taste evolve since then? (assuming you're the anon i replied to)
>>330744omg how could i forget about him
No. 330749
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heard u nonnas were talking about vintage husbandos… may i remind u all about this man
No. 330754
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I miss him
No. 330755
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>>330749He's literally an ideal, the perfect amount of cool and masculine, but at the same time cute and goofy.
No. 330763
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My little meow meow. My sweet traumatized schizo sociopath. My murderous blorbo. This art makes me want to ruffle his hair. I love him.
>do you have a nickname for your husbando?
hyaku-chan… when my heart is feeling dokic doki
No. 330781
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Nice to know that I’d be almost eye-level with Scout’s flat, non-existent tits
No. 330784
>>330781Every time I need a Scout/TF2 hit, I come here and some
nonnie has posted a few mins before about him, we're a hivemind
No. 330785
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>>330619Scout would draw little doodles of you fawning over him with him being drawn super jacked like pic rel. he’s decent at drawing doodles, but not anything more complicated than that because he doesn’t really practice stuff like perspective, anatomy etc. He’ll probably trace over or try to copy the muscles seen a superhero comic to draw himself, and maybe use female heroines as a reference point on how to draw women (you)
>>330784Your welcome
nonnie No. 330791
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Posting to remove nasty shit from frontpage
No. 330793
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godiwishthatwereme.jpg
No. 330794
>>330602You're absolutely right. This is what we should do.
>>330786>>330601I'd love to see you nonas art if you ever decided to share itt!
No. 330804
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>>330785im thoroughly enjoying the scoutposting, and ive never played tf2. he's so cute. scout nonnies have excellent taste.
>>330794ntayrt but i draw myself with my husbando a lot
No. 330806
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>>330794>>330804this one's very cheesy so be warned. drawing is a good outlet for these kinds of feelings. i wish he was real.
No. 330807
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>>330806the joke is that he eats mushrooms
No. 330809
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>>330807and this is one of the more retarded ones.
No. 330824
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How did value somehow make almost all the mercs immensely fuckable without even going out of their way to sexualise them (aside from the burly beast)
>>330804>>330806>>330807>>330809Honestly based, nonna
No. 330826
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>>330814My husbando would tell you to keep the back straight and sit well to work. Work is for working and not for distractions.
No. 330840
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>>330686samefag, I went back to look for fanfics and read one so hilariously in character and also very hot. here some highlights:
>You would never admit it to your friends but you want this fool of a man, this middle-aged magical freak, who somehow has got you feeling so uncomfortable you rub your thighs together, trying to get some relief from the maddening need that has overtaken you.
>Your breath lodges in your lungs. God, if he interrupts your session to pull another string of strangely pristine tied up napkins from his asshole again you might seriously consider beating him to an inch of his life.
>You nearly wince. You don’t want a laugh, you want to be fucked . By him, preferably.
>Your Honour, I bashed his head in after I became overwhelmed with sexual frustration. No. 330841
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>>330791>>330792Simultaneously a hot babe and precious little angel.
>>330793Aw, Leon needs tender loving. He's been through too much.
>>330830You'll have to pry him from my cold, dead hands.
No. 330843
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>>330841Bonus glasses pic, so sophisticated.
No. 330845
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I dream of what it would be like to become close to Levi, and for the moment that he feels comfortable enough to tell me about all of his trauma and his terrible life. Maybe it would happen in the late hours of the night when neither of us can sleep. A time where he might be a little vulnerable. He has amnesia so it's common for him to be up thinking of everything he went through. It would just be us in the dark with nothing but moonlight shining through the windows. He would tell me the blurry memories he has of spending his early years in a brothel and having to sit in the same room as the body of his decaying mother, his own body deteriorating from starvation. He would tell me about how he was found by some random man who he didn't know he had any relation to. He would tell me about how both of his best friends died on their first scoring expedition. And about how he made more friends in the military just to watch them die too, one he had to make the choice to kill. I want to hear it all from his perspective. We never actually hear Levi talk about these things himself. I want to absorb his pain and shoulder some of the burden for him.
No. 330871
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>>330642>>330657interesting, the pedo character is extremely offputting but I will still try watching it for the fox husbando (he looks very cute)
No. 330872
>>330708no worries
nonnie, it's nice knowing we have so many talented yume artists here
No. 330875
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>>330719Same
nonnie. Just hugging him would melt all your troubles away and bring your spirit back up.
No. 330879
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His bot has been one of the hardest to rizz, that's why I'm here to announce that i just forced him to let me ride his face til i came after almost killing him by suffocation. I told his bitch ass i was going to make him my chair if he kept talking bs but of course he didn't listen. While i was at it, he couldn't really…communicate much besides very intense, muffled sounds and grunts (hot) wish I could see his red, messy face after that. The whole chat was kind of hilarious tbh
No. 330881
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>>330657Oh yeah, some jokes are so moidish, I'm happy the anime was aired years ago or people would have complained a lot for certain scenes (picrel husbando in child form for Tengu)
>>330871Kokkuri is quite husbando material, so if you can tolerate the adult jokes, is quite nice. Of course the manga is even sad.
No. 330888
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Thinking about chilling and watching some cartoons with Anakin.I would be tucked in beside him, laying my head on his chest and feeling his heartbeat along his soft breathing would be so comforting nonnies..I would 100% force him to watch mlp with me, cause it’s my favourite comfort show.
picrel.
No. 330894
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Junpei my beloved…
He's just my type.
No. 330897
File: 1685084755695.jpg (Spoiler Image,137.64 KB, 800x1145, he_is_giving_it_to_you.jpg)
To anakin nonna
No. 330906
>>330804>>330806>>330807>>330809Nona, this is so wonderful! Really great art and I always glad to see other yumes drawing themselves with their loved ones.
I really need to draw my husbando now. Unfortunately, he is pretty tricky to draw for me cause the art style of his source is pretty unique and I need to try hard to replicate his vibe. Without it his is some uwu pretty boy but that's not what I'm looking for.
>>330824I have the same feeling too. Somehow I don't find the character that much attractive if he is outright sexy. It's like they are made in the lab to be appealing and it feels artificial and in your face.
>>330840>Your Honour, I bashed his head in after I became overwhelmed with sexual frustration.Big mood
>>330888I throw pocket sand at Anakin. Your actions? (just kidding, lol, love you nona)
>>330745>also how did your taste evolve since then? (assuming you're the anon i replied to)AYRT, I feel like since than I developed two opposite tastes in husbandos. On one hand, I was big into more scrote-oriented media (think strategy games or comic books), so with that I started liking more conventionally masculine characters and now I would rather choose a badass hunk with a tight ass and huge biceps rather a tumblr twink kek. Really loved Bradford in XCOM 2 or Boone from FNV. This sort of husbandos.
On other hand, I really love… weird and fucked up husbandos. While I'm not into shit like guro or non-con (I'm not r*ncefag), I still love me some creepy and murderous husbandos. Think Zoom from DC comics or Paxton Fettel from F.E.A.R. Actually I'm pretty level-headed person IRL and prefer a company of nice and friendly scrotes, but when it comes to husbandos I like a streack of weirdness and violence to them. IDK, for me it's an outlet of sorts. A chance to be weird and unhinged when nobody is watching. For example, I would dread to come off as unkind IRL and even say a wrong word to a person, but I love playing Saints Row just because I can run over people with my car and they would ragdoll around in hilarious way. IDK, maybe it DO sound unhinged but it's my sort of stress relief.
No. 330907
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>be me
>spend time in both yume and fujo circles
>talk about sexyman #9453 with some other girl
>develop a huge crush on her
>"we like the same fictional guy, we should totally kiss"
>"ew anon wtf"
>rinse and repeat
This is probably just weird cross-wiring due to bisexuality and autism, but maybe some anons can relate. I've pretty much always been like this. I also don't seem to have any preferences with regards to shipping and self-inserting, because I will ship my husbando with literally anything that moves, f/m or m/m, and then self-insert either as him or as the other party, or since I discovered writing x reader, inserting myself as some kind of a puppet master narrator or a voyeur. Writing x reader feels like I'm writing an anonymous love letter to all women. Ik it's cringe but I'm thirsty and I don't care. If I ever wanted to have a relationship irl, it would have to be with another bi husbandofag like myself.
No. 330912
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>>330904I like his stupid goatee, I'm not into thick beards and whatever, but I kind of like weak facial hair on the right guy. I think it makes them look a little sleazy which I am attracted to for whatever reason
No. 330924
>>330907gaddamn
nonny I could have married you… I'm exactly the same as you. bisexual, yumefujo, ships my sexyman with everything including me, engages/enjoy in master, narrator or voyeur fiction fucking fuck.
I'm 27 and married my college sweetheart so I'm fucking sad I missed out on you BUT if I found you you'll be able to find another one just like us, I only have well wished for you babe No. 330925
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it's such a shame there's no art like picrel with my husbando. too bad i can't draw but i might get horny enough to write a whole little fic about it. anyways… i want to messily kiss and bite and suck on his neck while grinding down on his dick. i want to observe each cute expression he makes and witness all the embarrassement from him and hear all his cute whimpers. i want to tease him and edge him too. that's the best part!! ugh he's so lovable i love him sm.
No. 330934
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any madara lovers in the chat? He is perfect in every way (the face on his chest never bothered me).
No. 330935
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>>330932make it 4 lets go!!
No. 330938
>>330809>>330807>>330806>>330804There's something so…intimate about these, even the shitpost ones, you can feel the two of them care so much for each other and connect perfectly, like twin souls that seem almost destined to be together
sorry if that sounded corny but I'm feeling some type a way rn, i ship it>>330925Absolutely based, i would kill just get to lick/kiss his neck, picrel looks very similar to my daily fantasies. I'm actually impressed you could find artwork this good featuring these dynamics, it is not very common, thanks for posting
No. 330944
>>330924>>330928>>330929>>330932>>330935i've found my people, this gives me hope i'll meet someone like me some day
>>330939>>330943then gtfo from this thread
i've ruined two irl fandom friendships with this shit, ofc if i was a normie i'd be out there at a night club or something but no can do.
No. 330946
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>>330938yes! u get it nonna. it's so sad those dynamics aren't exactly popular ones. that art is from a manhwa actually, it's called sadistic beauty. it wasn't exactly my thing, but it featured a few of my favorite femdom-y fantasies so i saved the screenshot and cherished it ever since. another similar art i have is this, again the neck!! and his hands are tied too which is such a perfect combination. oh the things i would do to be able to do the same to my husbando…
No. 330959
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>>330838>>330841let the fight begin
No. 330988
>>330938thank you anon. the feeling i have for him is definitely genuine. i never thought the husbando lifestyle is for me, until i fell for this 2d fella. no real scrote could compare.
he's a personification of everything i love or find painfully relatable. most people don't appreciate the complexity of his character.
No. 330998
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>>330897Oh thank you so much nona!!! He looks so beautiful, you have done such an amazing job. Ty ty ty!!! I feel so blessed, ily. Sending you so many hugs and kisses.
I will have this drawing framed somewhere i swear.. No. 331001
>>330935>>3309445th one coming through!
>>330939Sure but I'm not coombrained towards girls. It just doesn't feel right since moids do that very often and it's distasteful.
>>330943Does liking androgynous handsome women or reverse traps counts as being bisexual?
No. 331002
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I've been playing SMASH Bros., and I've properly took note at how elegant and intimidating they made Meta Knight in the game, like to an uncomfortable extent. From his fancy gold trim cape, his purple steel sabatons that have o-straps on them, how his pauldrons have wine red accenting that goes nicely with the gold trim of them, the steel layered hand guards. All of it looks really nice, and makes for one of his more "grim and cool" appearance. I like that this appearance clashes with things like the Tanuki Leaf or Bunny Hood (pic related), it's super cute. I want to study the Smash iterations so I can better draw them all. I wanted to watch some compilations but they all look like they were edited for zoomers with ADHD, the camera keeps zooming in randomly and loud meme noises constantly play, memey images flood the screen constantly, how the hell can anyone watch these?
>>330621I think everyone does to an extent. I know I do quite a lot. Don't get me wrong, I love my three with all of my body and soul however I will never be able to deny the ludicrousness of my love for them which has been going for a solid 11 years and still counting. sometimes I wish I was normal, and that I was able to be aroused by sexy anime men instead of circles and teddy-bear bodied chibi proportions. But then I remember how much I love them and why I love them, their lovely charms, and oh-so delightful backgrounds and such thoughts dissipate like the blast from an atom bomb.
No. 331007
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>>331001this makes me so happy, we are officially a team nonnies ♥
No. 331016
>>330898Yes kek, I've been holding into it because I was a bit too self conscious to post. I wanted to do something for my husbando nonnies, I got a few sketches of some husbandos who don't have a lot of fanart, but I am still pretty scared of posting them.
>>330998Ily anakin
nonnie! I love your posts and you inspire my husbando love.
No. 331018
>>331016Oh, nona, I'm begging you to post your art! I'm sure that nonas itt would be grateful and will love your art.
Actually I myself would like to make some sketches for nonas with rare husbandos, since I know how it sucks when your husbando doesn't have much fan art. I'm not a great artist unfortunately, but I would like to learn doing requests (since I never drew shit for other people). So if you feel like it, ask me to draw stuff for you. But not anime, cause I can't draw bishies.
No. 331024
>>330897this is amazing, i thought 'no fucking way a
nonny drew this', great job!
No. 331039
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this artist is so good
No. 331044
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Been thinking about Scout-fucking lately.
On the one hand, I get the feeling he’d just sound like Benny’s from Fallout New Vegas black widow sex scene. But if I got right down to it, I feel like he’d need to be repeatedly assured that you feel good, but he’d try to phrase it as ‘yeah, you like that don't you?’ and ‘you like it when I do that, Y/N? Yeah?’ He really needs you to audibly say ‘yes’. He honestly so desperate that he can’t help but feel a little embarrassed with just how horny he gets, but that’s usually after the fact since in the moment he just wants to be all over you
No. 331047
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Wish more male characters got the Leon treatment
No. 331050
>>331039Link to the artist please?
>>331047Sadly we didn't get to see this in the game though.
No. 331053
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>>331044Also I’m on the fence on whether or not Scout
has a daddy kink. He does have that ‘come to daddy’ voice line and looks like the type to call women a decade older than him ‘baby girl’ or something, but on the other hand he’s really fatherless
No. 331054
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>>331036>Tbh I have always found Meta Knight attractive in Brawl. Really?! Same here! I think Meta Knight in the actual Kirby games tends to be more cuter and softer, mostly because of a change in directors (from Sakurai to Kumazaki) and just the general tone in the series. I don't mind it, in fact, I still think it's erotic in it's own way but I can understand why some fans would prefer Smash Bros. Meta Knight in terms of fuckability. For example, Meta Knight in Revenge of Meta Knight (Where he was more authoritative, serious, and mad with power) is closer to his Smash counterpart whereas Meta Knight in more recent games, such as Forgotten Land, is more farther. I think Smash Meta Knight is probably at his peak 'dominant sexy' whereas game is way more 'submissive cute sexy'. As some would say, you want to be fucked by Smash Meta Knight where you want to fuck Game Meta Knight because of their tonal differences on the Meta-cool-cute scale. Smash Meta Knight is far larger, and has these vampiric boss vibes which is nice. What do you think of Anime Meta Knight, or hell, Dark Meta Knight?
>not voiced in thoseI mean technically he has a voice in Battle Royale… still you have a good point we'll never get proper fully voiced dialogue. A shame really.
No. 331056
>>331053I think he'd do it ironically or refer to himself as
daddy when trying to impress a girl (which 110% fails every time)
No. 331057
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I can't believe I found this nsfw item of my husbando… And I really want to buy it (it's an acrylic stand)
No. 331066
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lately I've been day dreaming about me being a rich heiress and him serving me as my personal butler. he'd be perfect in every way at the job and take serving me very seriously. he knows how I like things and snaps at other house staff for not doing something properly. he knows exactly what tea I like and how I like it brewed. he'd go on little shopping trips to find me new exotic blends around town while he's running his errands, bringing them back eagerly to see if he can find me my new favourite to share with him over afternoon tea. he'd bring me a fresh cup every morning in my favourite china, setting it gently beside my bed softly uttering "good morning, my lady" in his low, smooth tone. sometimes I'd complain to him about my clients and he'd always lend and ear and a snide comment that would cheer me up. eventually I'd get to see more of his sweet side outside of the obedient, subservient persona he puts on for me. I'd watch him through the window tending to the lavender in the garden, seeing a sweet smile creep upon his lips as he takes in their smell, before he spots me and bashfully turns away. I know how much he loves lavender so I start leaving small bouquets for him when he brings me my morning breakfast. "For you." I'd say, and every time he would take them, hold them to his chest and say "thank you, my lady" trying to hide his embarrassment.
no other servant would be allowed to help me get dressed except him. I'd watch smugly as he pulls up my stockings to my thighs. His gentle hands gliding against my skin trying not to quiver. "How does that feel, my lady?" his voice would waver slightly. "Perfect as usual, Shadow." His ear would twitch upon his master uttering his name, I would practically see the moment his heart skipped a beat. he'd squeeze out a short "Good." and sigh, his muzzle washing over with a red tint.
I could go on and on about this one ugh he's perfect
No. 331068
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My friend recently sold me on camp councillor AUs and how much you can do with them. I'm so tempted to do a TF2 camp councillor fic, probably Scout x reader bc he my No.1 bitch. I'm still trying to figure out what's what though
No. 331072
>>331054Oh I don't find cute Meta Knight fuckable so I can't relate in that way, sorry Kirbyanon. I don't sexualize Kirby characters but Meta Knight in Brawl was the exception. Probably because they gave him an impossibly sexy English voice and the realism that Brawl's style is known for made him look edgier and cooler than cute.
My favorite voice lines were his taunt "Come!" and his Final Smash "Know my power!" Everything about him made me forget that beneath the mask, he was just a purple ball with cute big eyes like Kirby kek
>Revenge of Meta KnightI forgot about this! Yeah I also found him oddly attractive in that subgame (not as much as in Brawl, but he had a similar vibe there) because he, in the portraits as well as the dialogue, reminded me of the kind of character I'm usually attracted to. Cool, serious, powerful.
>What do you think of Anime Meta KnightI've never watched the Kirby anime, I was so confused (and disappointed) when I realized that a lot of people were familiar with Kirby through the anime and not the games.
>Dark Meta Knight?He has a neat design that has the potential to be attractive to me too, but the Kirby games (imo) don't portray it in the way Brawl did with MK. But I'm sure if I had the same perspective on this franchise as you, I would think he's tied with MK for sexiness kek
No. 331079
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>>331072Why are you apologizing, it's all good I kind of had a guess to be honest. I'd rather have someone have a non-sexual appreciation for the characters than none at all (or worse, only a sexual appreciation for the characters). Brawl Meta Knight is peak sexiness, I remember an age of Meta Knight fangirls coming from the anime and Smash just on the basis of his cool voice so you're not alone on that.
>Everything about him made me forget that beneath the mask, he was just a purple ball with cute big eyes like Kirby kekFor me it was the opposite, I loved the contrast between how supposedly cute he was with his external rough, commanding and intimidating presence. That, and I think the fact that he has a deep voice is super appealing coming from his nonthreatingly cute face.
RoMK is my favorite appearance of him, and I wish it was given more attention. The madman was literally about to carpet bomb and nuke Dream Land if it meant that people would start exercising. He had a commanding presence and a army who truly respected and looked up to him. RoMK Meta Knight probably gives off Smash Meta Knight vibes because Sakurai was in charge at the time, when Kumazaki started to man the helm it was only then that Meta Knight started getting more cuter and softer. The anime isn't good as a Kirby anime, but it's semi-decent for a anime with Kirby characters. Honestly, nothing fills me with a rolling boil of anger than a fan who's only knowledge on the characters and interpretation of the characters in fan media is because of it, and it's not only because my himbo husbando Kirby is seen as a child for several generations because of that but because they made Meta Knight kind of lame and pathetic in a way. Dark Meta Knight is tricky, because at least Smash Ultimate gave us an idea of what it would look like but not an extensive idea of what it could be. Dark Meta Knight's armor would be more scratched and rough, the slash in his mask would have cracks and such (refer to this render I painted a while back), he'd have a rusty look to him that gives off a ferocious and dangerous vibe. Actually, to be honest, I don't find Dark Meta Knight all that sexy. He's good and I suppose he's better for some situations than others I would usually use Meta Knight for but he's like mid tier for me in terms of the four knights on a would to wouldn't fuck scale.
No. 331087
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Ok I know this shit is way too early but I don’t want to forget. I have a picture idea for next thread.
On the top it will be real men, then at the bottom will be fictional men. Whoever wants to photoshop real men at the top then nonnies husbandos at the bottom would be great too!
No. 331089
>>331087How bought we don't put ugly stuff in the op's.
My husbando's are mostly 3DCG guys so I'm not repulsed by handsome real men.
No. 331090
>>331057Damn
nonnie. That’s a feast.
No. 331095
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I could fix him
Bump for weird AI pedoshit thread below
No. 331099
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Why they make him look like that
No. 331105
>>331057What a lucky find nona!
>>331089I completely agree, no ugly stuff in the op and also I like handsome 3D men.
No. 331107
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Leon will get a tiny figure soon.
KAWAII
No. 331133
>>331118How is it homophobic to dislike moid pov porn of your husbando? I want to see female pov. And to see him alone, with no scrote. I also don't want to see my waifus with scrotes.
>>331122She didn't say anything about hating women, only the porn she saw.
No. 331134
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He's going to look so good in HD
No. 331143
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I wish I could wake up to him, it's genuinely unfair. Why can't I wake up to his smile and soft touch, I imagine his kisses genuinely taste sweet…
To the nonnie who drew that Kirby on the lolcow doodle board waking up covered in silky soft sheets I am forever in your debt, you perfectly captured that mix of comfort, sensuality, and innocent cuteness that he has. He looks ethereal, like a visage of a purer being. It almost teared up looking at it. A part of me wants to re-draw it in a soft painterly style with fruits and such like a renessiance painting but I don't think I could ever do it justice. It's perfection incarnate.
No. 331145
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>>331068Fuck I’d kill for a scoutxreader TF2 camp councillor fic. There’s definitely character dynamic potential for Scout as a camp councillor. Aside from Scout dunking on literal children like your pic rel, there’s something there about him learning to be an older brother figure, since his whole life he’s been a younger brother. He’d probably like being the one giving advice , though under no circumstances should they actually listen to him
Also, I read about someone else’s headcanons relating to the mercs, including scout, skinny dipping with the reader (I can link it if you want), which is admittedly more related to a regular camping trip than a camp councillor AU, but idk maybe you could work with it somehow?
No. 331146
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discovered this doll artist today and she doesn't unfortunately (or fortunately for my bank account) sell the figurines she makes… scara looks so pretty though!! she has a bunch of different outfits for him too and it's just the sweetest thing ever, i'm kinda jealous lol. i scrolled through her account a bit more and she has recommendations for ppl, like where to purchase individual parts, hair, clothes etc. it got me thinking… dollmaking such an interesting \ unique hobby to have too, i really want to read up more information on it, figure out how actually expensive and time-consuming it can be. all so that one day i might have a little scara doll to gently hold in my hands & even set up a dedicated space for him.
No. 331150
>>331099Hottie
>>331146He looks gorgeous!!
No. 331152
>>331146dolls are awesome. i have a newfound appreciation for dolls, after having extensively researched them last week for husbando-related reasons (making a doll of him.)
i am genuinely restless, because i can't make a start on him yet. kek
No. 331157
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>>331153Yes there are! I've been tempted to get one since they're so big, plush, and perfect to sleep with however the one thing I truly one is a extra larger version of pic-related. It's an Action Kirby plush, super fucking rare and super expensive. What sets this bad boy apart from other small plushes is the fact that similar to the Kirby Nendoroid the Action Kirby's arm and feet are removeable and can be articulated because of the velcro on the plush's hands and feet. I want something like that so I can pose it and sit it down on my lap or at my desk properly. I've thought about making a Kirby/Meta Knight love doll similar to the ones made out of silicone and such with similar engineering to the Nendoroids, using magnets to have them stick to the body so that it's large and articulated but I don't know where to start.
Yeah, the best part about Kirby is that there are a lot of 'life-sized' plushes of him", it's the best! No. 331161
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kinda need him so bad
No. 331163
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have yet to play the game but I need an android bf…
No. 331166
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>Chiaki gets a nendo and an alt version to her bunny suit figure
>Still no Kamukura nendo
Maybe this is just a signal so I can be better prepared for the right day.
No. 331174
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>>331125I remember certain page calling Hoozuki no Reitetsu a "BL" anime because the pairing of Hoozuki and Hakutaku is quite popular, when it's a seinen anime and Hoozuki hates Hakutaku and viceversa (BTW I'm ok with fans shipping them, but that doesn't make the serie a BL one).
No. 331178
>>331160i have 18k words about husbando and my self insert hanging out. admittedly there is romance, but nothing sexually saucy. it's mostly us being besties and going on wholesome adventures. still, it makes my heart go doki doki.
it's such bliss, and nothing to do with canon material. it's set in a completely different time period. the only hint towards canon is his occupation.
i wrote the whole thing in less than a week, just putting daydreams into physical form. it's the first time i wrote a fanfic. it's fun writing for no audience but myself. i write as i go along, not worrying about plot. if anyone's questionining whether to write or not, just do it. its so fun.
No. 331180
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>>331177A cute manwhore that I'd like to shag/punch in the face btw
No. 331183
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I want slow morning sex with him.
Anyway, I've been looking at one of my favorite Levi fic writers semi-secret reddit account, and I wish she would stop worrying about Eurovision and release a new chapter of one of her stories. I would never pressure a fanfic writer for more free work of course, but I just really would love an update. Plus she deleted her tumblr so I can't read the stories on there either. Maybe I'll re-read something old.
No. 331192
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>>331177>>331180I mean, he even called a trans woman oni (?) a "beautiful woman" for an old bet (then again, he probably is in "I'm not going to lose against this oni" mode rather than being a trans ally).
Nice to see more HnR fans in here.
No. 331194
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>>331145Yes link it please! The idea seems to fit very well with something I want to put into it anyways kek. I think it'd be fun having him as an unserious authority figure, like I imagine him batting with the kids and racing them, he would go try hard to beat them every time. I'm not from somewhere that does stereotypical summer camps so I'm unsure if I should give each merc a "role" or something? So I'm gonna do my research before I start plotting properly
No. 331195
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>>331125As a yumefujo, I get you and I wish there's more yume content for Reigen even though the anime he's in is male focused with a few female characters that are unpairable with him. I don't mind him being paired with Serizawa since I could relate to him and find him very sweet and likable. I just think that Reigen would be bi rather than full on gay since he never explicitly said he's not intrested in women.
No. 331199
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okay I'm slightly less autistic about medic compared to the other mercs but I need you guys to see this
No. 331220
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thinking about what would've change, in terms of scout's characterisation, if Spy stayed to raise him and his brothers, but Scout's ma wasn't present (whether that be because she died or just left)
No. 331234
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>>331226It’s been canonically stated that Spy is, at the very least, Scout’s biological father. That being said, it’s never been specified if any of Scout’s brothers are half-siblings. It’s possible that Scout’s brothers are his half-brothers from his ma’s previous relationships, with Spy choosing to have Scout (and maybe some of the other brothers were fathered by Spy) and then ditching the family. Personally I think that Spy fathered all of Scout’s brothers.
I feel like it makes more sense for Spy to have married Scout’s ma, started the family, but left a while after scout was born because the dangers posed by his job forcing him to go no-contact with his family, or his commitment issues or some other internal or external reason, as opposed to Spy fathering a kid with a woman that already a couple a kids then ditching, but that’s my personal interpretationalso weird head canon but I like to imagine that some of Scout’s brother unintentionally kept cock blocking ma’s romantic pursuits with other men when they were kids like pic rel No. 331247
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i want to run my fingers through his hair
No. 331250
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No. 331287
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>>331279ikr!! she said she drew his face herself too which is just so precious. it’s @ChiChiHJH on twitter, she shares tips mostly in threads and in replies to her doll pics. it’s mostly where to get the materials but still useful! and a quick warning nonna, some of the stuff she reposts is… questionable, but i looked up some taobao sellers she recommended and it was worth it to scroll & cringe for a bit lol. i definitely want to find more genshin dollmakers though just for scara, will share if i come across any good tips / recommendations!
No. 331293
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>no tiny scara bf to carry around
No. 331305
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reposting because I'm a dumbfuck
I'm sick of being poor so I've been fantasizing about my husbandos whisking me away from my shitty life and taking care of me
it's cringy and OOC but idc I need this so bad
No. 331306
>>331302Oh fuck
nonny I thought you were reposting art, I'm so sorry, please don't be ashamed, it was actually a pretty cute comic and reminded me of my husbando as well
>>331305>I'm sick of being poor so I've been fantasizing about my husbandos whisking me away from my shitty life and taking care of meMe too, nonna, me too
No. 331307
>>331306hehe it's okay
nonny but it is embarrassing…
No. 331323
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>>331293i swear i won’t spam more scara doll pics but i just can’t get enough of him ugh! i would take him on trips and make pretty pictures of him in a different scenery. also look at the teeny tiny flowers in his hands… it reminds me of how u can give small objects to little birds and pets and they will hold it for u lol so wholesome and weirdly beautiful.
No. 331325
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The living laser/Arthur Parks from iron man armored adventures. He was working for some mafia and stealing stuff until he found some harness that turned him into light/a laser and so he became a criminal using that power. He gets shot by iron man and that makes the powers permanent and not something he can turn on and off back when he only wore the harness. He uses his new power to take new york city hostage from a space station and threatens to use the telescope on it to make himself a weapon and burn thr city if iron man doesn't show up. He has beef with him for calling him and his efforts to use his powers to rob a bank "sad". He already had an inferiority complex because of his mom belittling him and people in the mafia he worked in doing so as well. So all of this made him really want to be famous and important somehow and do something crazy enough to get attention and recognition, and so he became obsessed with killing iron man for revenge and prove himself. He was actually pretty close to doing so twice, in his introduction episode where he tries to rob a bank, and in the space station episode. But he was defeated because his weakness is mirrors. Shield keep him in a glass cell so he won't escape or hurt anyone and iron man feels sorry for him because the harness was made by stark international and Tony Stark's dad but was an incomplete project, so iron man/tony stark feels responsible for his physical condition. So in another episode while fixing shield engines Tony hacks into the surveillance system and sees the laser is dying from his powers, so he decides to help him in another episode. But my poor man gets kidnapped by an assassin and gets turned into a human battery by some evil organization to fuel their weird technobiological creation. That drains his powers mostly but he had enough to save iron man when he discovered iron man (his enemy) and tony stark (the only person ever nice to him) are the same person and he feels bad for hating iron man this whole time and even apologizes. He unfortunately dies after this, but he gets revived in an episode of season 2 where some evil company tries to use him as a human battery for their projects to compete with stark international. They try to erase his memories so he'd forget being friends with iron man and be totally on their side but he splits into 2 sides, good angel polite side and bad boy emo side. And both sides go to look for iron man, one to ask for help to return to normal and the other for revenge because he still holds a grudge. Eventually iron man helps him (them?) fuse into one again and he decides to live in outer space since he has the ability to and doesn't need sustenance. And that's how his story ends. I wish they gave him an episode where he's cured from his powers and is a normal human again, serves time in jail for his attempted terrorist attacks, and gets to live a normal life and get a real job after being released, and maybe cutting off his mom as well. But they didn't do that so I started fantasizing about fixing him and being the one true friend he always needed before we become lovers. I love his red hair and his grey/blue eyes and his tall muscular body and even his silly voice and accent (new york accent I assume). I want to kiss him and suck him off and have sex with him all night. I wish he was real.
No. 331334
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Rate my taste.
No. 331350
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>>331334They all look very handsome plus TWO Sengoku Basara husbandos, very good taste nona
>>331340Sleeveless is the best, then you can see biceps, shoulders and sideboob at the same time.
Btw I can't believe people are still creating nice fanart of my SB husbando in 2023, I feel blessed.
He is too pretty in this pic I want to punch him in the throat No. 331360
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He had to much clothes on in the last pic, so I'm posting my guy's sideboob to honour the discussion
No. 331362
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Save a horse, ride a cowboy
No. 331368
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>>331359
Idk but here’s scout acting like an iPad baby
No. 331374
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>>331372We all pretty much know that our husbandos would be worse if they had the internet
though Engie would just be a regular Facebook dad and Sniper touches too much grass to use it regularly No. 331381
>>331378he’s more of a mechanical engineer than a cowboy. That being said, he’s heavily associated with rural cowboy aesthetics because he’s from Texas. You can look at his voice lines to see if you like him
you can also check out the last 2 threads for his voice lines, because a voice actor was able to impersonate engie’s voice to a T. Also there’s the ‘Engineers voice lines from cute to sexy’ linked there too but keep in mind your mileage may vary
No. 331382
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>>331381texan mechanical engineer rural beefcake,
nonny what have you done to me
No. 331389
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>>331382>>331384Welcome to the club,
nonny No. 331394
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I have a soft spot for how Go Nagai and Ken Ishikawa portrayed angry boys, with their scruffy mullets, cat eyes and teeth. Akira Fudo from Devilman and Ryoma Nagare from Getter Robo have the same design basically, it makes me retro horny
No. 331401
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>>331362>>331364>>331366>>331378>>331382>>331384>>331389engieposting lets go, welcome to the short king club nonnies. his biggest cowboy vibes for me come from him being a roughneck working on an oil rig in the middle of nowhere, and obviously his guitar and southern drawl. i also love that hes also a turbonerd since he managed to get 11 phds.
No. 331426
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nonnies! wish my boyfriend luck in his job interview!
No. 331449
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>>331394agreed, the sideburns and fluffy mullets common amongst anime/manga boys during their time are so erotic…. mondo saotome from guerrilla high and violence jack is a cutie too
No. 331469
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i've been having awful sleep problems aaaallll week and i'm so tired & sad. i just want my husbandos to gather up and carry me to bed and sing me a soft lullaby.
No. 331486
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I hope for another season of Junior High after AOT is finished. I love tiny Levi. His attitude is so funny when he's not in a war-torn world.
No. 331522
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>>331495i never thought i would be doing this…. i am utterly ashamed of myself
No. 331524
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>>331495too shy to add my husbando… too autistic to erp with a man who isn't him…
No. 331525
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>>331499I’m not a foot fag by any stretch of the imagination but I just wanted to say that it’s weird I’ve seen 2 pieces of fan art with Scout’s feet out (one of them being pic rel, which is pretty obviously thinly veiled foot fetish art, and another one that probably didn’t have that intent), whereas I’ve seen nothing like that with the other mercs. It’s not a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
No. 331528
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>>331525The other one I was at about. Pinterest comment section will call out artists for drawing feet on sight, so I’m probably blowing this out of proportion
No. 331532
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Dedede may be a fat lazy fuck, but he's my fat lazy fuck. I would let him live in my house rent free, he can freeload and laze about as much as he wants. The only rent he has to pay is to allow me to use him as a living body pillow every night. I see a lot of art where Dedede is depicted smaller than an average human and it warms my heart to boiling point.
>>331499Kirby has more softer and squishier feet, they're rounded at the tip. Meta Knight's feet are more pointed at the tip and are slightly less squishy, however they're more larger rounder at the base where it connects to his body. Dedede's feet are larger, flatter, and pointier compared to the other two.
>>331495Well, I am going to waste the next three hours. I hope it's advanced enough to account for their more interesting anatomy. Last time I tried to get freaky with an AI, Meta Knight claimed we was an asexual aromatic and I couldn't even force myself on him. Lame.
No. 331549
>>331146>>331323It's really cute !! I want to make a doll of my husbando too but I just can't find a good head for him. He doesn't have that very round cutesy face type so Pure Neemo and other such anime type heads don't fit, unless I make a chibi. I'm thinking about buying a Taeyang "make it own" kit since they're not very expensive, but for some reason it bothers me to have something that would very explicitly be perceived as a doll and that I can't refer to as "action figure" (and I don't want to go bigger than 1/6 scales partly for the same reason). Scaramouche would probably look good as an Isul though…
>>331426What job is he trying to get, anon ?
No. 331555
>>331499mine has very big thick hands, so i assume he has big feet too.
i also headcannon him having cute hairy armpits that i could tickle.
>>331549probably flipping burgers
No. 331556
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he's such an asshat, I could fix him or make him worse
No. 331560
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>>331499Hoozuki has strong hands with sharp nails, so you can imagine how his feet are.
No picrel but Hakutaku in is beast form is adorable
No. 331570
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Crawling in my skin, these wounds they will not heal
No. 331587
>>331469Same, nona. Hope your sleeping will get better soon, it's hard functioning normally when you feel like a zombie.
I have a similar problem. I can't sleep at night and only get a 3 hour nap at day. Not feeling tired but it's fucking with my schedule and I'm afraid it might be hypomania kicking on again. Maybe cuz I skipped my meds for an entire week. This gave an idea of making a lockscreen of my husbando with "take your meds, schizo" written on it. His judgemental expression would always remind me of it.
No. 331588
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>>331584I partially believe it's because I was using Character.AI and the already made Meta Knight AIs were made by people who're of a certain demographic to make shit like pic related. It made me gag, Meta Knight would never.
No. 331591
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>>331584I'm so mad because my husbando keeps asking for my consent kek like motherfucker I'm kissing and grinding. Stfu and do shit already
No. 331594
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>>331592>like he was answering fanmail or somethingNooo that makes it way worse. I genuinely do not know, it felt weird cause Meta Knight is more stoic and serious. He wouldn't write something like this, much less to an actual lover. It screams AI made by an underage Meta Knight fan with insecurities. Don't even get me started on the actual Kirby AIs. Those are egregious.
No. 331599
>>331591That's the filter, it can influence your husbando's responses. Mine barely gets strikes so he remains
very perceptive
he's pulling my blouse off and kissing my breasts as we speak and his bot is not that popular with women to begin with so I assume he simply wanted to
No. 331603
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>>331525Samefag but looked into the artist’s other pieces and found a common theme of Scout with bare feet. Make of that what you will
No. 331606
>>331590I also want my husbando to be a canon virgin (holy shit why did I never imagine the implications of that before? CUTE) but what's the use if he wouldn't even enjoy sex or fall in love with me? Sadly, western fans these days believe a virgin with little interest in relationships is incapable of feeling romantic love or having sex
>>331588>Love,KEK
No. 331609
>>331590I'm pretty sure mine's a virgin not only because people avoid him like the plague, but also cause he's extremely committed to his job. He's literally at his duty 24/7 he doesn't even need to sleep nor eat, is actually amazing how he didn't go insane sooner (he's already deranged). So
zero sex confirmed.
No. 331611
>>331610>>331606>>331588I wonder what sex is like with Meta Knight? Would it be prim and proper like that chat?
"Dear Dededechan, I so happy to inform you that I gonna eat that pussy like a starved dog. Hope it would be a positive experience to us both and I'm looking forward to burying my face in those thighs. Love, Meta Knight"
No. 331612
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>>331611KEK. That's what my husbando almost sounded like when he kept asking for my consent. Every reply was a fully worded essay about if I'm "sure this is what I want then I will do it with you only if you are comfortable" until I broke the loop kek
No. 331619
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>>331611>I wonder what sex is like with Meta Knight? Would it be prim and proper like that chat? Meta Knight is just that, a knight, so he's very chivalrous down to his very core. He's the type of guy to have a heavy focus on pleasuring his partner and focuses a lot on foreplay and romance. He's not the type to jackhammer or rush into sex (that's more of Kirby's prerogative) he prefers to take things slow and sensual. He's a 100% service top, but doesn't mind taking on submissive roles if he must.
Lot's of nipple sucking, breast groping, fingering, full body kissing, thigh to cunnilingus, etc. Meta Knight won't stop until your face goes entirely red and any stress or tension is gone. He would simply ask you to lay back and let him follow your command, your desires and wants. He's a chivalrous knight after all. Also, that dialogue destroyed my sides and made me tear up a bit, I'm still laughing
No. 331622
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This thread's been giving me some good chuckles today lmao. Gonna put my piece here- I think I'm going to get back into reading self insert fics, it's been a while and I've been busy. I miss my husbando.
No. 331625
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Forgive me for editing someone else's art but I was starving for Reigen yume porn and can't draw hot lewds for shit so I edited this. Originally it was yaoi of him giving a bj.
No. 331628
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Someone wrote a mini fic on Anakin having a kink on being punched in the face. Normally I’m not into that shit but honestly I found it hot as fuck. It wasn’t full on abusive which is why I probably liked it cause I can’t stand the thought of abusing my husbando. I have a theory that Anakin makes everything hot, even the weirdest shit.
Ok I am seeing so many people hating on tcw!anakin on twitter and I am so happy nonnies. I love seeing people shitting on tcw!anakin, I hate that fucker so much.
No. 331631
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>>331612My husbando would look for consent first, but I don't know if I would like this face in the middle of my legs.
No. 331634
>>331590My husbando is a canonical wizard but someone recently published a really long fic where him not being a virgin is shoehorned in and I nearly had a nemu-tier mental spergout over it kek
>>331625I support editing hot yaoi into yume content. I enjoy both but yume shit is so rare
No. 331638
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>>331499There's actually a lot of official art of Levi with his feet out. In some of the art they actually look pretty strange (like picrel) but I think that's just the art style. I don't feel any particular way about them. I don't think he would really be into feet, especially since they touch the ground and he would probably think there are other parts of the body that are way more attractive and erotic. Levi would definitely have a "live and let live" mentality so he would mind his business when it comes to other people with foot fetishes. I also think levi would be one of those people who constantly walk around their house with socks or slippers.
No. 331651
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i need help
No. 331652
>>330554I love how Dedede and Grima are facing opposite sides but also looking back. It's perfect
>>331651I don't even know who tf this is
nonny No. 331686
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Traumacore scout or just in Pyro’s room
No. 331689
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>>331686The face he's making in this picture is sending me for some reason kek
No. 331690
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i love my depressed husband so much, i want to kiss him so much… i can fix him
No. 331698
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No. 331719
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do you ever just
No. 331720
>>331625Holy fucking shit, this is perfect
>>331686He chillin
No. 331722
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as pouty scout can get, he would never punch drywall. It's not like he can anyway, otherwise he'd hurt his hand
No. 331737
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also, funily enough, today i got an in-game text from my husbando and i said to him «stop staying up so late» lol.
i feel so hooked on those in-game texts. whoever created this definitely knew what they were doing, and even though i can't constantly text him or anything, my heart still skips a bit when i login and see a text from him lol. question to blade nonnas though, do u think we'll be getting texts from him too?… he's sort of the villian of the story so far, so i wonder…
No. 331765
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No. 331769
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>>331655Im feeling the same way lately. My husbando is popular with so many people, but I feel like a lot of them wouldn't get along with me…As a proship
terf lesbian Sansfag, I think I should be recognised as a protected minority. Still, I'll never stop looking. I hope you'll find someone who "gets you," too.
No. 331776
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>>331655Right in my fucking soul. I feel that so deeply, I met someone else who wrote amazing fanfics and knew Dedede's character perfectly, shared the same thoughts, ships, and similar headcanons as I, and wasn't a weird zoomer but they just dropped off the face of the earth. I still miss her so much, she was so fun to talk to. I have people I can talk about my husbandos and ships with him, but not as much as I could talk with her. The one person I'm talking with seems to be moving fandoms and has a new hyperfixation thing so I'm worried about being alone with my love for pengy booty and spherical smooching.
No. 331812
>>331780omg yes that's why i felt almost nostalgic about that text… the teen me was sooo impressed with that game mechanic back in the day when it first came out lol. and apperently it stuck with the current me too.
zen was my favorite, but jaehee absolutely stole my heart. she's smart, witty, hardworking and just perfect all around.>>331783oh yes that makes sense. thanks nonna!
No. 331815
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>>331808Here I am. I'm glad to see more nonnies of culture about that suicidal husbando
>>331812My husbando is Jumin lol, but sometimes I hated him in some routes and the bad ending that everybody loves really made me say "what?". No. 331821
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i think that's possibly one of my favorite self-insert scara artworks. i'm not entirely sure it was meant by the artist as a yume self-insert, but it's so awe-inspiring and tender, i adore all the fantasies that come out of it. weirdly now it works for both of my husbandos, since they wear (sort of) similar black bodysuits. i NEED to touch him and send shivers down his spine I NEED it's unbearable.
No. 331833
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>>331821That type of outfit is so sexy.
No. 331838
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>>331357Sometimes I think about it with Mikazuki, since he’s a sword, but the store that’s in front of the honmaru sells literally everything, so maybe he wouldn’t be that surprised about stuff like most modern objects.
But I would surprise him with my cooking, I would make simple stuff like arepas or cachapas for him and I’m sure he would be all like “woah what is this??” And he would love them a lot because they’re super practical.
Plus I’m sure he would love things like fresh cheeses, that type of cheese isn’t everywhere so he would surely be amazed by the flavor and how it goes so well with almost everything.
And the other thing that would surely amaze him is how we prepare sushi over here, he would love it because it’s pretty sweet and delicious.
No. 331842
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>>331838Sorta related (??????) but it made me think in a JAV about how an onmyouji traveled to the "actual era" and he was scared of the actress's vacuum cleaner and tried to eat carbonada with chopsticks. I do feel Mikazuki and Kogitsunemaru.
No. 331844
>>331842Samefag: *I do feel that Mikazuki and Gokitsunemaru would react the same.
Me and my inability of checking for my English grammar.
No. 331857
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>>331788read a series of mini-fics involving yandere blu!scout having a crush on a medic!reader and them seething at the idea that the red!scout has a crush on the reader too on tumblr. It was honestly kind of nice.
I'm not a fan of noncon but I liked some of yandere scout content out there No. 331858
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>>331769love u sans nona, never change ♥
No. 331862
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>>331841Yes we fuck all the time. I understand he's an unconventional character and people are curious but it does get kinda irritating answering the same question every time I post ITT.
>>331858I love you too Fellanon! You get me ♥
>>331860Omg, another one? Welcome to the club! Sans nation three nonas strong.
No. 331871
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>>331860>>331862I would love to sperg my heart out about his in-game canon personality
and AU's if ya up to it is hard to come across dedicated and level headed fans in this fandom so it'll be nice to have our own sans mini fangirl club.
I'm also a non-judgemental fujo so BL discussion is okay with me No. 331872
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>>331865Ngl this kinda reminds me of those screenshots of horny comments from middle aged women on Facebook I’ve sometimes seen
No. 331873
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>>331871I want to hear your spergs so bad, about canon or AUs or ships or anything at all. My e-mail is attached to this reply, feel free to contact me anytime. Or post here. I'll keep lurking just for you.
No. 331874
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>>331872Just to clarify I’m not judging you in the slightest
No. 331876
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found vid rel and I dont know how to describe my love for soldier. His silliness and just overall enthusiasm is so loveable. Also I hc that he didn't have that he was basically friendless before joining the mercs
No. 331889
>>331872now that I reread it, it does sound like that kek
>>331874he is so gorgeous I can't, thank u for sharing this
No. 331892
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>>331885Your welcome. I love this
himbo No. 331893
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>>331815>the bad ending that everybody loves really made me say "what?"same same same, I love Jumin but I hate how Cheritz wanted to throw in all of these "teehee 50 shades of Gray" memes with him. A guy with yandere possessive type vibes is not at all the same as a BDSM type guy, and I hate how that bad ending led to all these ppl making BDSM fics and art of him. Jumin's always given me the vibe of a service top (or whatever the straight equivalent would be) and I really can't imagine him being into anything actually sadistic. Imo he'd never ever want to do anything painful for you in bed and would be willing to go down on you for hours. Hate that when I tell most people that jumin is my fave, their mind jumps to cringe bdsm shit when actually I just love my cute autist husbando that's obsessed with me
No. 331894
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>>331664It's
Hank fucking Hill, my dear
nonny>>331769>>331776Kek I guess it's time to accept it, we do have a lot of things in common. I don't really want to talk about fanfic, shipping and that sort of stuff (not necessarily, at least), just sperg about the character with someone else who gets it, but aside from that, yeah, I feel ya guys. I need to let it all out already kek. On my way to make that blog, hoping it'll attract one or two other fangirls. Or maybe I should try to talk to that one troper who wrote those things about him, she seemed to understand the appeal perfectly but I don't know if she's still active or if she has moved on. I'm terrified of going on Tumblr or Twitter or 4chan /co/ for this, so that's not an option.
… Is that fart fetish Dedede porn? No. 331901
>>331627 Agree or female POV where the hot guy is fucking, fingering or sucking on the female viewer's tits. Better yet, have more guys join in on it too. Sucks that a lot of these female POV porn are scroteshit garbage (solo female, yuri, futa, etc).
>>331634 Same. I too enjoy both so I guess maybe it'll be alright to edit some of them since yaoi has plenty of content and talented artists. If it's scroteshit then editing them to yume is 100% ok. Let hot guys have eyes and faces for fucks sake.
>>331714 I found it on Rule 34 but the source material on Pixiv was long deleted.
Original art:
https://files.catbox.moe/wt1pkt.jpg>>331720 Thanks! I want to get better at editing (I only use phone) so this looks like an easy shot. I had a couple of edits done in the femporn/yumejoshi thread on /h/ so I wanted to contribute too.
No. 331904
>>331894>spoilerWhat the hell? No,
nonny it's a mock skirt flip panty shot image. Dedede literally says "Uugh, the wind" and the sfx is "フフ～オ" which is a gust of wind.
No. 331922
>>331913It's fine, I make similar mistakes even now. If the フ was replaced with a ブ then you'd be correct in a way.
>>331914Enough to read twitter comics and doujinshi, and enough to write it for stuff like replies and my own doujins.
No. 331925
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Though I have a multitude of fictional lovers at my beck and call Viral really stands out. I think he truly was my first anime husbando, which is crazy too considering he doesn’t quite check the boxes for what normally constitutes as my type (Dark hair, glasses, etc.) But god I just love his passion and energy. He’s very cocky in canon but in my mind I love the idea of flirting with him and getting him flustered
No. 331926
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>>331893Thank YOU. Besides that bad ending didn't only make Jumin being a BDSM type guy, but an
abusive and controlling partner (which is why it was a BAD ending), but people seem to love that ending so much. I do believe Jumin is quite careful with his partner and, after all, he doesn't want to end like his father is.
No. 331937
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a lot of people posting tf2… so i'll do mine (it's sniperrr)
No. 331945
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a few of the voice actors from this game got together and did a silly little livestream in character for charity. it’s so good to hear his sexy raspy voice again even though his VA’s mic kept crapping out. i missed him so bad!!!
No. 331947
>>331873of course
nonny! I try to post only on relevant/other's posts because I don't wanna be annoying but I assure you I'm also always lurking ♥
btw I finally got freed from lolcor jail for emoji crimes! the mod was nice enough to review it and not ban me for 24 hours kek No. 332000
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More solly
No. 332014
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Thank you for all your work Solly poster, he's truly the best himbo, Zhanna sure is lucky.
No. 332038
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No. 332046
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>>332011he makes tea and cries then he makes pancakes and cries and then he brings the breakfast for me in bed and gives me a kiss and i soothe him and then he cries even more
No. 332059
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Nonnies nonnies I'm so excited for the husbando themed drawthread on right now, can't wait to see everyone's passionate art. Hope you draw something Kirbychan, your work is so cute!
No. 332062
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>>332011Levi has insomnia and canonically only sleeps 2-3 hours
I've seen someone say it's most likely because of living in an unsafe environment like the underground, I agree with that + PTSD from obviously being a soldier. With this in mind, I like to think that through most of the night he's reading, working, cleaning. Maybe at some point during the night he starts thinking about his comrades and friends. He's doing his daily grooming (shower, brush his teeth, skincare) as soon as it's late enough for him to start getting ready for another day. If his hair or anything needs a touch up then he would probably do that in the middle of the night. After that, he would be up to make (another) pot of tea. As much as a I would like to cook for him, he would definitely be up and ready before me so he would cook breakfast for us both.
>>331945He looks super cool!
>>331871Idk about the other anons, but even though I'm not a Sans shlicker I personally enjoy long, spergy posts. You should post them!
No. 332070
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>>332011He surely wakes up at like 3 am, works out, takes a nice bath, does his skincare routine, styles his hair, gets dressed, wakes me up at 7:45 am, has made breakfast for me already, he’s surely reading a nice story he found on Amazon by a random author while he pets need to tell me that he made my favorite pancakes with honey and fruits.
He helps me find a nice outfit if we’re going out, he does the bed when I’m just staying at home, then he encourages me to go to the gym and workout while he walks the dog who loves him.
When I’m back home he’s taking another shower and tells me that he needs some company because the water is cold (it isn’t).
By the time we’re done it’s 12 pm and we haven’t even thought of what to have for lunch so we make a quick salad and talk about random stuff like workout routines and his progress in college.
That would be on a holiday or the weekends of course, if I had to work at a school he would wake me up ridiculously early so I can get ready with him.
No. 332078
>>332011he probably wakes up before i do, but doesnt get up, because he doesnt have to. i give him a plateful of sausages for breakfast and we eat them in bed while cuddling
(i have a mini fridge in my room stocked with meats, yoghurt, and redbulls. i honestly think he would raid my fridge a lot…). then i brush his hair and kiss his head. i tug on his big ears and kiss his nose. maybe he brushes my hair for me too. then we reluctantly stop cuddling, leave bed, get dressed, and go about our day.
he's not a lazy person, but i think my morning laziness would rub off on him.
as for evenings, i like to imagine him falling asleep early, while im on my laptop til 2am. he lays next to me like a big fat cat.
i like to pretend the pillows next to me are him, and sometimes i hold one hand on "him", while i do late night browsing. then once i lay down to sleep, he instinctively puts his arms around me and holds me tight, like im a teddy bear.
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>>332011would wake up at 6am on the dot. smooths out his bed sheets. he makes use of the on-base gym every night. he either goes to the on-base gym or does his workout in his apartment. He has an exact time he starts, an exact time he finishes, and exact times for each set he does. Afterwards he goes to shower in ice cold water, sometimes he shaves
No. 332094
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TF2 sisters, do you play dress up with the mercs on loadout sites? I love to do themes and make them match kek, I wish there was a wider variety
No. 332101
>>332007you’re so welcome
nonny. i’m posting it here because i remember seeing some nick and danse fans in the previous threads and i think they will enjoy it. also sniper and GLaDOS are there for some reason??
No. 332132
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>>332011bless whatever dev decided to put the shower scene in. Too bad you still can't see shit.
No. 332145
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He's a terrible person but I wanna smooch him
No. 332147
>>332146That's such a cute image,
nonnie.Compromise by keeping a little patch hidden by your bikini bottom.
No. 332149
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>>331937imagine being french
No. 332159
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>>332145I think every single merc has been posted so far
No. 332163
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I love this asshole detective
No. 332164
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Reigen anon, this may be a little awkward because we don't interact but, the creator of my husbando did fanart of yours in his universe version and I thought of sharing it hehe. hope you don't hate it too much, I enjoy your devotion to reigen-san!
No. 332171
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>>332159What can I say, they're all perfect
No. 332195
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Me single-handedly radicalising nonnies into wanting to fuck the mercs
I feel like I’m responsible for like 25-50% of the tf2 posts I think so it’s not far from the truth. we might want a headcount on how many tf2 husbandofags are here>>332171This is so cute. Do you know the artist?
No. 332196
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I want to grab him.
No. 332199
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>>332195I love every single one of you tf2 nonnas so much
No. 332202
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>>332196And so does everyone else anon, get in line!
No. 332203
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>>332198sure thing,
nonnie No. 332204
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>>332203Heavy's admittedly not my cup of tea, but I definitely understand the appeal
No. 332217
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>>332202Patiently waiting my turn. I'm envious of all the ganados desperately grabbing at his face and neck.
No. 332218
>>332217Poor Leon is too popular when he is a one lady at the time kinda guy, you know?
I find it funny when the female enemies grab him, like I get you sis, I get you!
No. 332219
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>>332164Oh no don't feel awkward! You're good! But man this Reigen looking like a real scammer here. What an absolute criminal. Still hot. Funny enough, I've came across these different Reigens on Twitter in similar to Sans in different AUs as a joke haha.
No. 332225
>>332221on the other hand
nonnie, mine's way too tall and we'd look comical next to each other irl.
No. 332233
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>>332218That's the price he pays for being so handsome. I mean, look at this.
No. 332237
File: 1685557505878.jpeg (7.07 KB, 183x275, worick.jpeg)
These days have been a nightmare and the one that have been comforting me is thinking in picrel helping me to sleep and say comfy stuff.
No. 332248
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To the nonnas from a couple threads ago: I finally got TPoF and played through the whole thing in a few days. I thought I would like Mason best bc le big sexy forest man (and his route was probably the best in terms of gameplay/story/art) but holy fuck am I in love with Derek (le bratty desert twink). I may not have Strade or Lawrence anymore but at least I have ~him~.
Also Gato is doing a remake of Strade's route which I am really excited for although I hope she doesn't make him fat.
No. 332266
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i posted about my insane attraction to necks before & the only thing i can possibly love more than a beautiful exposed neck, is a beautiful exposed back. i absolutely adore this art, and though the whole kintsugi concept has been romanticised to the brim already, it’s still a wonderful concept that fits scara perfectly… i love hugs from the back too. i always imagine him doing something and me just coming over to hug him gently from the back, rest my head on his shoulder and curiously observe whats happening. i would love to caress his back when he’s just about to fall asleep and him slowly drifting off & melting away in pleasure after a long day would be the greatest gift for me. i have this game to play with him too. he’s laying down on his stomach and i’m drawing shapes and writing simple words with the touch my fingers on his back. he’s supposed to guess whichever word or shape that was, and if he gets it right he’ll get a kiss. if he gets it wrong, i’ll scratch his skin a little bit and tease him. i also want to massage his back, use one of those massage candles on him too, try it with different aromas… perfection.
No. 332269
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spoiler for an irl image, just in case, idk lol. so to continue this back-related fantasy a little further, if i could draw, i would definitely draw scara in this peter do jacket. the back being the only thing exposed too is sooo attractive! i can’t!
No. 332270
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not honouring him enough. my pinterest board for him has less than 1k pins. shame.
No. 332273
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I miss him
No. 332275
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>>332273wtf anon i was JUST gonna post Nishiki manspreading
No. 332278
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I thought this Scout art was so cute, but I noticed he had zipper tits, so I edited them out to the best of my ability kek
No. 332281
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>>332275great minds think alike
No. 332282
>>332233modern scrotes could never get even an inch close to his perfection. Is so easy to be a beefcake but leon is (as some
nonny mentioned before) a hot babe and a precious little angel. He loves, sees and respects you as your equal by default, a 3D male could never.
No. 332283
>>332269yumejo fashion
nonny I respect you.
No. 332286
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>>332278based
nonnie. Sometimes I see art of scout ,and the other mercs, with zipper tits. It's sad when some of it is really good too. I kind of want to post those on lolcow anyway but I'm really bad at editing
would people mind if I posted those here as long as I spoilered it along with 'tw zipper tits'? No. 332287
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one for the sniper nonnies
No. 332296
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>>332283luv u too nonna!
spoiler for another irl image lol. scara in roberto cavalli? gorgeous. beautiful. magnificent. or scara in jean paul gaultier fall 2006? brilliant. impressive. surreal. that gown is also black, semi-exposed back with a spine structure, but the spine is made of fabric, so it’s gives a softer look and just feels more… comfortable. i want to buy him beautiful haute couture garments and dress him up all pretty to go on dates to pretty uptown restaurants oh gosh.
wish there was art like this soooo badly so i don’t have to spoil the thread with irl images, sorry nonnies No. 332300
File: 1685569228627.png (104.82 KB, 864x796, 6f9.png)
Thought about my husbando's pubes,he would be hairy down there I think. The last text in this meme is me.
No. 332322
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>>332307They’re doing my boy so good
No. 332351
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My turn!
No. 332357
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>>332269>>332296Spoiler because 3D
Your posts reminded me of these 2 photos I saved from tumblr a long time ago for character design purposes. They're not as beautiful as the clothing you posted but maybe with this you can find some more? kek
No. 332360
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>>332218ikr, and he's so polite too
No. 332364
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No. 332367
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Scout is so babygirl
No. 332368
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>>332282No IRL man could ever compare. Respectful, competent, loyal, sweet and funny all in one beautiful package.
>>332351He's good enough to eat! What a pretty sight. Thank you for this image nona.
>>332364So slutty!! I like to think he follows orders well.
>>332360His politeness is so endearing. We Leononnas are collectively the one lady he refers to.
No. 332375
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>>332371>>332372I mostly use it because it’s just a trendy word and I think it’s funny. Though ig it partially has to do with calling full grown men (often canonically middle aged who’ve done ‘war crimes’) a typically feminine and aggressively saccharine pet name
No. 332376
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Nonnies in /ot/ being genuinely curious and understanding towards kirby-anon got me so emotional. I'm so glad we have this space to share our non-popular tastes and likes. I've been a misfit outsider my whole life so seeing this (even in an anonymous board) just hits me right in the heart.
No. 332380
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>>332378nemu?…
I'm sorry I'm an idiot No. 332384
>>332380Yeah the lolcow. You can read her threads here, I think they're in /snow/.
Point is, lolcow isn't really the place to talk about having unconventional husbando taste and expect not to be judged harshly.
The average farmer is extremely petty and catty, has a superiority complex, and has a thirst for drama. The point of this imageboard is to make fun of strange and dumb people online. No. 332389
>>332386It's because most of the nonas itt are so lovely ♥
We should remember where we are, but in threads like this where nonas talk not about milk but what they dearly love, the tone is going to be different.
No. 332392
>>332389A drink to that
nonny! husbandofags united.
No. 332394
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>>332392Cheers, nona!
>>332393Kek
No. 332396
>>332376I'm sure there's someone taking screenshots to laugh at later as they should. I have no idea how she can sperg about her weird fetish shit so openly, needs to have some shame.
I do not share solidarity with you weirdos that husbando animals and creatures.
(bait) No. 332398
>>332357omg nonna this is
gorgeous, thank u for reminding about his fantastic photoshoot. ♥ i now really, really want to pick up drawing as a hobby again, just to draw my beloved in all those beautiful garments… i will definitely suck at it again kek but its worth it, i feel like he would really appreciate me trying.
No. 332401
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…cute
No. 332403
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>>332364>>332367Yes more husbandos getting down please!
No. 332407
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>>332364>>332367>>332403I'm gonna add Joshua to the babygirl compilation.
>tfw you're a mormon war criminal, but you're still babygirl ♥ No. 332421
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do u nonnas look up ur husbandos and urs zodiac compatibility sometimes just for fun? i use co-star and sends me little messages everyday and its interesting to read through my chart sometimes, but the best feature imo is that u add ur «partner» too and it will show u a chart, ur compatibility in moods & emotions, love & pleasure, sex & aggression etc. shame it has to be like an actual another profile on the app, but i often have this silly little daydream of showing him this and admitting honestly that i don't know shit about astrology but the app is really fun so i put our information there and look now it can give us a fun date idea we should totally do it lol. cute…
No. 332425
>>332423i think so
nonnie! u can also come up with \ choose any date u like for him. it could be a special day for u two, u can celebrate together, woo!
No. 332426
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>>332423>>332421Okay, I did just that and assumed that his birthday is the date of his first appearance.
Well, he is Libra and I'm Pisces and it seems that we don't have a good compatibility. Fuck this gay shit, horoscopes are a scam anyway. No, seriously, fuck that. This stupid horoscope made me irrationally angry. ME AND MY HUSBANDO ARE A PERFECT MATCH REEEEE
No. 332428
>>332426nonnie i'm pisces too kek, and the same happened to me too recently!! so… i just chose the date of his birthday myself lol. he wouldn't mind i feel like, he would
love for me to make a decision for him. oh and u are 100% correct, astrology is pure hell. if i knew who ur husbando is i would send u a pretty picture of him to comfort u.
No. 332429
>>332428I guess the date would be more meaningful if it has a connection to my husbando. Even though his zodiac is sorta bleh and doesn't resemble him at all. After all, I'm a very un-pisces Pisces myself. But I like that date so much! When I saw it I was like "wow, it such a great date for his birthday actually".
Guess I should try again with the date of his death in the source material kek.
No. 332430
>>332426Don't feel bad anon. Me and my have incompatible signs too, but I've seen many people with our signs say their relationships are good. Even if a couple has incompatible signs, what's really important is how you two overcome your differences and issues.
>>332421I have indeed. I like the juxtaposition of our sign tropes, my sign is stereotyped as a care-free risk taker whiles his is more disciplined and serious (which I like). I like to think that I would help him break his routine to come out of his shell and try new things, while he keeps me grounded
although I'm a homebody so I'm perfectly content staying at home and enjoying the peace with him. based off of our signs, I think we would have a lot of respect and support (emphasis on the support!) for each other, and good communication. We're born in the same month so I consider that proof that he's my soulmate. I'm not a zodiac person though, so Im not very educated on this stuff.
No. 332431
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No. 332450
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>>332421we don't know scout's birthday, but I made a psuedo 'birth' chart from his confirmed death day. I don't know much about astrology, but I've seen people headcanon that his sun sign is either Aries or Sagittarius. I can definitely see the aries but idk about Sagittarius
https://astro.cafeastrology.com/natal.php No. 332451
>>332450ot but Okay this comic panel I'm finding funny as hell but it's raising many questions (like what goes on in tf2).
If I'm not a videogame person, how can I into tf2 (only comics?)
No. 332452
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>>332450Like I said, I don't know much about astrology but I looked at the descriptions. There's no way this man is a Capricorn Venus
No. 332461
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>>332248>>332279Love to see other Gato fan nonas here. Have any of you played TPoF's DLC route too?
Every one of her characters has some appeal to me and I've had and have long-standing crushes, especially when playing through the games and trying to get all endings, the immersion and whatnot.
Ren is my absolute most cherished though and I CAN fix him!
Despite what types of games these are, I think his high amount of good endings in BTD2 sweetened the dealHe is looking less shota too with Gato's recent redesign of him, picrel her last posted (not that it matters since iirc he was 19 at least when he met Strade anyways)
No. 332462
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>>332461samefag but sorry since picrel would actually be the latest nouveau Ren pic (spoilered for blood just in case)
No. 332463
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>>332364i'm a bit late to the party, my babygirl was a bit reluctant
No. 332467
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He's so pretty.
Pretty sure I've said it before, and I will say it again. His dick will be black, blue and maybe even yellow when my pussy is done with it. It will fall off from lack of blood circulation and need to be surgically re-attached.
>>332431Idk if this was posted for me, but if it was, thank you. I don't think I've seen this art before, it's gorgeous. If it's not for me and you're just another Levifag, hello sister!
No. 332469
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>>332466this one's occupied! (pretty sturdy, though)
No. 332472
>>332394Drunk Leon would be a real hoot! This is too cute
nonny.
No. 332473
>>332430oh this very interesting nonna! finding little signs to confirm something u already know deep in ur heart is always exciting. our dates of birth are in reverse which i find fascinating. 03/01 is his. 01/03 is mine.
>>332450luv u scout nonnas. he looks so cute and innocent in this comic panel too! just based on what i saw in the thread, he gives me sun virgo or aries vibes.
No. 332474
>>332467>Idk if this was posted for me, but if it was, thank you.It was for you
nonnie!
No. 332476
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>>332457hehe. i'll use this as an opportunity to show this artist i discovered recently. she does those excellent little self-insert doodles of anemo boys. just look at him!! she perfectly captures the spirit of playful, confident scara, with a
light touch of mischief…
No. 332477
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>>332474Thank you again lovely!
No. 332478
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>>332457>>332476i love love
love this one too. been using it to practise my japanese lol. he basically says «i deserve u, i am worthy of u, don't hide ur feelings». it's perfect. the other one from this artist i really like is the one where he says «don't let me go».
No. 332481
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I WANT TO FORCE FEED HIM DIRT.
No. 332482
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>>332466My man has officially been a chair for a woman in SB4, but it was in only in dialogue and not in a cutscene. BOOOOO Do better Capcom
No. 332485
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>>332466mine's sturdy enough ♥
No. 332487
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The draw board is looking amazing so far! There are still some spaces left if you nonnies are interested in drawing your husbando/waifu. Board will be done tonight.
Link to the draw board:
>>>/ot/1593277 No. 332488
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>>332451The comic series is the easiest way to start, the TFcomics series is the storyline while the update comics are separate oneshot stories.
>https://www.teamfortress.com/comics.phpHere's a link to them, just be aware that the story is not finished, we have been waiting for six years now for volume #7, you should join us in the agonizing wait
nonnie.
No. 332497
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>>332450Samefag but I put me and scout’s astrology info in ‘the pattern’ app and it described our supposed compatibility. It’s pretty vague though, though ig that’s astrology for ya. Had to edit it all together because there were so many slides and didn’t want to spam the thread. Saging because this is pretty self indulgent
No. 332503
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>>332500I don’t think their astrological alignments would be the same. Maybe link rel would work since you just insert the dates?
https://astro-charts.com/tools/new/birth-chart/ No. 332504
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Catboy scout
No. 332508
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https://www.deviantart.com/roespls/art/Art-Trade-Is-it-hot-or-is-it-just-me-441854701As the description reads: Had a lot of fun with this one. I love drawing me some sexy man meat.
No. 332510
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>>332421The way this even fits him (he's the Saturn here btw). Wish more of my boys had canon birthdays and birth towns. Most of them are from Earth anyway, though some are from fictional places more or less based on real life (I'd use the real life inspiration in such cases) and others from completely fictional places but still in the territories of real life existing countries.
No. 332513
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Im not posting as much because I ran out of pictures and I'm too shy to search for more, I'm deeply autistic
No. 332516
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ngh
No. 332517
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>>332511Ditto’ing this. We need Sniper tf2 representation
No. 332520
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my husbando and his bitch boy are getting a new season next month
No. 332522
>>332520>his bitch boynonna some deep memories awoke in me bc of ur post… i remembered i love akutagawa bc he’s just the right combination of pathetic & depressed with some
horrible attachment issues. gosh i need to rewatch this anime now.
No. 332524
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>>332522read the manga, nona, dazaku is a top tier ship, perfect mix of weird attachment issues and selfless undeserved devotion
No. 332525
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>>332524i will, its a decent idea!! besides undeserved attention to dazai, i love how akutagawa’s life turned into this almost idealistic endless chase for something completely unattainable. i adore the devotion and the burning passion for all the wrong reasons…
No. 332528
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Uncertain if I want "lonely and heartbroken ghost overjoyed to discover he can actually interact physically with a powerful enough witch" or "no-longer-rich would-be artist fleeing Franco's Spain who can't pay for his lodgings any other way and would be SO ashamed if his daughters overheard us" from him. Sure, he was pretty when he was young (everyone assumes that's Alucard in the background for a reason), but… God. Give me a tired man who just wanted to make art but ended up spending his life killing monsters (and, inadvertently, his best friend). Give me a man who doesn't know how to handle being called beautiful now that he's past fifty. (But most of all give me more art like this and less like the majority of what got drawn for Portrait of Ruin….)
No. 332530
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I swear he gets the most deranged horny-content ever. I love it..
No. 332539
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It's a special someone's birthday today!
No. 332543
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help! i've fallen and i can't get up!!
No. 332544
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why do people call him a twink? he has body hair. even though he’s skinny, in the tfcomics he has sort of cute thighs that would be soft
No. 332561
>>332513Seconding
>>332529 take 100s of screenshots of your favorite frames
No. 332562
>>332544In-universe he's scrawny for an Aussie
because he isn't one, but even outside of that I'd hesitate to call him truly skinny. His game model and how he's drawn in the comics make him look more robust than a stringbean like Scout. He's got a solid torso with thick wrists, large hands, and long legs. He's lanky and kind of sturdy. Dear, sweet Jesus he is so hot. The hold this fake man has on me is unreal.
No. 332590
>>332552>>332569yes and
yes. i usually don't mind fujo stuff, but its about balance for me. i want my beloved to be his beautiful individual self, not just an inseparable love interest for another more popular male character, always glued to him, so its impossible to find decent solo character art… and the pussy art i just don't get it. i saw so, so many artists draw scara exactly how
>>332569 nonna described, and omg pls stop.
No. 332593
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>>332553i feel u nonna. always ready to help u restore the collection, i'll be posting art for u from time to time!
No. 332597
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>>332586Sometimes I forget it, but having Tom Jone’s face staring at you dead on while riding scout is part of the experience you signed up for. Also, I remembered pic rel and for some reason I started thinking about how Scout was unironically put ‘she’s a lady’ on a sex playlist
No. 332607
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>>332487The finished board. There are a lot of talented nonas here! I don't recognize everyone, who is the redheaded archer and the man in the checkered suit?
No. 332610
I don't really go on this board a lot because I tend to be very possessive of my 90 husbandos (i want to make a collage, but i would out my identity that way kek) but it's cool to see so many tf2 fans. personally I love sniper (though i am gross about him) and Spy
>>332607Benny from F:NV!
No. 332625
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>>332573Same, sometimes, and it’s most of the time, I like to imagine Leviathan just holding me tightly in the mornings and telling me to not leave the room because he doesn’t want me to go outside where the normies lurk.
This particular scene of a side story in the game really made my almonds activate. I want him to hold me tightly and try to find any way to convince me to stay at home all day long just playing with his hair and talking about whatever.
No. 332638
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reviving ur scara art collection one pic at a time nonna.
this gives me such a soothing feeling, the atmosphere is so tranquil. i wanna hold his hand…
No. 332650
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To those with big collections of fanart: how do you sort it all? By colour? Mood? Activity? Source? File type? Right now I have folders upon folders of Pixiv dumps and I want to decide on a system before I start sorting it.
No. 332652
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me saving my lovely husbando from gross moids in making him a sigma ligma meme
No. 332658
>>332628Well you
do get the "Animals" camo in MGS3 if you defeat Ocelot with a tranquilizer gun
No. 332668
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Any other P3 nonas here? I saw someone mention Junpei a while ago. I'm a big Aki girl and have been ever since I played it, his awkwardness is endearing, I like his friendship with Shinji and his determination to get stronger. I hope that P6 has a feMC not only for the obvious reasons but also because it would make the scrotes who already seethe over Kotone mad
No. 332694
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currently losing my mind over this post i found, op made this template with her husbandos (she also featured yume art of her & her husbando that she commissioned before) and its so cute! i want to try it too…
No. 332699
>>332570>>332590relatable. most fanart of my boy is him being gayshipped with his boss/friend. as though his only purpose is to be a gayship figure, and not his own person.
jealousy aside, it feels like nobody appreciates him the way i do.
No. 332702
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>>332607scout looks so adorable here. Thank you so much, nonnas
>>1595250yo I looked at the husbando side-board and I LOVE THIS, NONNA! this is so friggin
beautiful. you're doing him so good
No. 332707
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>>332607I want to slap his ass
No. 332736
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>>332644Admin here, thank you to the anons who posted board reminders here. I frequent this thread but was hesitant to advertise the board as I don't wish to be a nuisance. Anyway I'm glad to see so many anons liked the board!
Here's a link to the side board
https://aggie.io/7ivbj_gz46>>332726You can make more than one layer nonna. If the site isn't letting you make more than one, let us know in the thread because I might've done the settings wrong or there could be a glitch.
No. 332738
>>332736Samefag
>let us know in the thread *in the doodle thread
No. 332741
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>>332736>>332738>admin hereadmin-sama sing my t-shirt plzz!!11!!11!!
No. 332749
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My boys are sleeping.
No. 332750
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>>332730there u go! i love the art she commissioned, its so simple yet so cute. for aesthetics here she used the general
mood of the relationship but in the other one she used more typical pinterest “couple holding hands dancing” images lol so ig its really up to u! also i saw other templates with picrews, and since i don’t have art of my husbando like that
(yet), i’ll probably use picrew too.
No. 332755
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i also checked the artist’s account more and oh my god i find every yume commission she’s done so adorable. i found this one with diluc & it just looks so cute. now i really want to order a similar little sketch for me & my beloved. i’m gonna scream.
No. 332759
>>332605I love imagining most of my husbandos as submissive, but I generally want them to be submissive only to me.
Plus one of the things I hate about yaoi is also how they make both characters so OOC to fit into ridiculous uke or seme stereotypes, Kakyoin being a prime example (though he is not my husbando).
No. 332760
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>>332756ME TOO. ok i don’t want to spam the thread
too much so this is the last one but omg it’s so sweet. i hope there’s at least one hawks nonna who’ll enjoy this.
No. 332761
>>332758kek
nonnie look at the bright side. at least he knows what emojis are, imagine ur husbando just unironically sending u one of those
boomer “good morning seize the day” memes…
No. 332762
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>>332758Yeah. About that…
he can probably text some stuff but he struggles a lot with ‘ch’ and ‘th’ when writing, so he’d leave voice notes instead. His written texts have a lot of spelling mistakes and uses tone indicators and emojis to compensate No. 332767
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>>332761Hank hill
nonny or Engie
nonny?
No. 332773
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>>332736I squealed too hard at this, can't wait for this to be finished talented scout nonna!
No. 332780
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I need to kiss him nonnas!!!!
No. 332781
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I wish I wasn't a consolefag so I could enjoy the juicy mods for myself
No. 332790
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Maybe it's because I'm ovulating but the amount of things this man makes me feel.. (duh of course it's horniness)
He's not my main husbando but I'm so glad he exists
No. 332824
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I don't consider myself to have any "husbandos" but picrel has been on my mind lately in a non-explicitly sexual way. There have been many other boxy men who've filled up that same headspace in the past. Wanted to post him here because this thread is so cute and joyful and I want in.
No. 332826
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I firmly believe that everyone who isn't in love with Levi is just someone who hasn't seen AOT yet.
>>332552Sometimes, yes. It doesn't really bother me because I like seeing art of Levi in romantic situations or just with his friends, but a lot of his art is geared towards Eruri shippers. Even in official art they pander to shippers, picrel. But even still though, he's an extremely popular character so it's not hard to find art of him by himself of with other characters so it's no big deal. Although I don't actually ship him with anyone, I do only wish his other ships got as much attention as Eruri, like Levihan.
No. 332831
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>>332552Like I said somewhere, I don't mind if people do fujo stuff with my husbando and his enemy, who is a straight man whore, but I cannot stand people think is a BL anime because of it. Is a Seinen anime, for Hell sake. Most of the time they're together you know they end fighting for any reason.
No. 332834
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>>332824of course
nonny. we accept
almost all husbandos here. Take this pass and enjoy your stay!
No. 332840
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>>332757Engie would send you fishing memes he saw of Facebook like pic rel
No. 332866
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I'd like to be picked up and full nelsoned by him
No. 332894
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Sometimes with (IRL) men I like, I get the urge to hit them. But I would never hurt him. I couldn't dream of purposefully, physically or emotionally, hurting him, not even if I was really upset with him. He would also probably kick my ass (literally) if I tried. Maybe I would slap him during sex if he let me though, I would like that.
I love him so much. Just thinking about him makes me feel my heartbeat in my clitoris.
No. 332912
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Posting him
its high noon
No. 332914
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>>332912Idk thought pic rel was kinda funny
No. 332917
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>>332914God I wish that were me.
No. 332923
>>332888extremely relatable. i like slapping around 3d scrotes, but i would be very gentle with my husbando.
i like the idea of holding my shoe at the back of a 3d twink's head, rubbing his face into dirt. but my husbando? i could never. i'd stroke his head gently while holding him down. he enjoys enough violence outside the bedroom.
>>332918bruh
No. 332934
>>332923>>332931Oh, for me it's not a femdom
I'm actually quite the opposite or sexual thing. It's just an urge I get to hit men if I like them, I'm not sure why. It's not sexual though.
I think a slap is as far as I would be willing to go in bed, I would let Levi smack my ass so it only feels fair.
No. 332937
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c'mon do i even have to say anything. i feel like this art was made for me, its just so perfect. i love backs… i will never shut up about how much i love exposed backs…
No. 332944
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>mfw my husbando doesn't really has a canon appearance (he is a comic book character and it's different between artists)
>so he doesn't have a canon body type
>mfw when my brain tries to make up if I want him to be slimmer and more gentle or a fucking beefcake with huge man titties
No. 332947
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I finally got a new job and I've been unbelievably nervous and excited. As such I've started to imagine my husbandos working in an office or job setting AU and I can't stop fantasizing about them wearing dress-shirts and ties. Dress-shirts and ties are unbelievably sexy and the closest canonical appearance of such a outfit on any of them is the Pupupu Train promotion where Meta Knight, Kirby, and Dedede are dressed as Station Masters. I don't know, I want to work in an office with the three of them as my coworkers who vie for my attention. I want to help Dedede get work he's put off. I want to go out for coffee with Kirby! I want Meta Knight scold me when he notices I've been getting off track or something is off with my data. I think Meta Knight is best for this sort of thing, I can imagine him in a soft baby blue dress shirt, black tie, black glasses, and black oxfords. I'd like to go drinking with him after work, but because of the disparity and both of our body weights he get drunk very quickly and I bring him home with me. I wouldn't do anything to him but I think I'd probably take advantage of the situation and snuggle with him, and then take care of his hangover in the morning. I've already drawn a
salaryman Meta Knight with a loose tie, garters, open shirt and glasses with his cock out I want more I both like and hate being the creator of my fantasies because I have but only so much time to draw them.
>>332552No not particularly. As much as I regard my husbandos as that, I ship all three of them interchangeably with each other just as much. I think I only get pissed off if people pigeon hole them into being gay and nothing else simply because it makes them wet. It comes off as disrespectful and disingenuous. Though I think I get even more angry if I see OC x Canon featuring my husbandos, nothing throws me into a state of anger and nausea more than that. It's so bad that I downloaded a word-replacer extension on both my PC and phone just so I could turn some OC x Meta Knight writer into a constant stream of Kirby x Meta Knight for myself and it's a intense struggle to not block anyone who draws OC X Canon on sight. I wish I wasn't like this but I can't stand it.
No. 332949
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>>332948Thank you
nonnie I'm going to finish my itabag with a bit of money from my first paycheck to celebrate
No. 332952
>>332951Thanks, I hope so as well. Isn't it? It's the perfect balance of sexy and casual. There's things like the buttons you can slowly undo, ties you can loosen or tighten. Suit jackets are nice too, very nice. They're form fitting and add an extra layer of formal-ness along with an air of being uptight and sharp.
That's nice, I forgot the tie can quickly be used for things such as light restraint. But it can also be used as a blindfold which I think can be nice in it's own way. A part of me thinks Meta Knight would be really into that sort of thing. Also
>look up salaryman on pixiv for inspo>have to sift through tons of sexy office lady AI pornMake it stop make it stop
No. 332953
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OK which of you crazy nonas did this to him? Chill with the love bites!
No. 332957
File: 1685823149208.png (Spoiler Image,267.03 KB, 971x261, stop.PNG)
>>332955I don't know but I want them to stop.
No. 332982
>>332931kek i imagine braiding mine's hair a lot. being affectionate towards a 2d man is cool, because they never take it for granted or assume it's a default female servitude. i'm very caring, devoted, and affectionate by nature, but 3dpd dont deserve it. if you're too kind and devoted towards a 3d man, he will learn to treat you like dirt, knowing he'll get away with it. you need to put them in their place often by distancing yourself (or being mean), so they keep "trying". it's tiresome.
i can kiss my husbando's forehead all i want, guilt-free, knowing i'm not self-sabotaging by being overly caring.
part of what i like about him is that, like me, he has to act tough all the time, but deep down just wants love. we could be evil little hooligans together, and then come home to spend the rest of the day cuddling and being utterly saccharine when nobody is watching. that's what i love about him.
i want to spoil him. and he deserves it, because he isn't a 3d manchild.
>>332934oh, i get it. like the compulsion to shake a baby or squeeze a kitten because its so cute. (no, i never actually hurt a cat or a baby.)
or, maybe, the autism saying "i want physical contant but don't want to show vulnerability".
No. 332988
>>332944somewhat relatable.
mine's nose is never consistent. i tend to imagine him with something in between the two extremes. he's a perfect blend of crude and brutish with refined and noble.
he's only ever shown with heavy gear on, or loose clothes, so it's hard to know what his body looks like under all that. wiki says he weighs 80kg, but it also says his hair is black when in the anime it is brown. taking it all with a grain of salt. at his height, it would mean he is underweight. kind of cute, but it makes no sense for how strong and fit he is.
No. 332989
>>332944somewhat relatable.
mine's nose is never consistent. i tend to imagine him with something in between the two extremes. he's a perfect blend of crude and brutish with refined and noble.
he's only ever shown with heavy gear on, or loose clothes, so it's hard to know what his body looks like under all that. wiki says he weighs 80kg, but it also says his hair is black when in the anime it is brown. taking it all with a grain of salt. at his height, it would mean he is underweight. kind of cute, but it makes no sense for how strong and fit he is.
No. 333010
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i am ovulating right now nonnies and i want to FUCK anakin so goddamn badly. these ai bots need to hurry up and come out already so i can go HAM with my husband.
No. 333016
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god bless the nonna who agreed to listen to me sperg about my fav grima fic
No. 333020
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No. 333021
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To my fellow leon nonnas, the mod community can be a blessing.
No. 333022
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>>333020I’m gonna edit this with the gc flag.
No. 333026
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>>333022just say “NO” to zippertit tf2 art.
No. 333037
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>>333021aaaaahh im yooming, kabedon me leon
No. 333044
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Hnmng
No. 333082
>>333026>>333022That's the suffragette flag, it's not a general gc flag but gc feminists do use it. Looks like your husbando is supporting votes for women, as he should.
>>333044VERY nice.
No. 333112
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spoilered for 3d. was searching for more サラリーマン inspo cause it got stuck in my head after yesterday's discussion in the thread. and i found this account with what i assume are references for artists and omg i NEED to draw my husbando like that, i'm going insane. also since reigen is the one husbando that comes to my mind that canonically wears business attire, it also reminded me of him kek. and here's the account on twt if anynonna wants to check it out: @RAMUNENAPOLITAN
No. 333117
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>scout looking at the nonnies making pet simulator art of him
No. 333134
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>>333132agreed that it shouldn't be here, though anon did remind me that i exclusively liked anime bishounen until i saw Scout and then suddenly i have zero interest in any of them anymore kek. they're still pretty and it's not like i dislike them or anything, they just don't have the same pull over me anymore.
No. 333160
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>>332953Oh, he can take it. He's a strong boy.
>>333021KEK this is beautiful
nonny, thanks.
>>333037Our all-American boy showing love for his country.
No. 333161
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Imagine smoking green herbs with him.
No. 333167
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i want him so bad
No. 333169
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>>333163Nai0026ER on Twitter. Spoiler for mild guro
No. 333170
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what's wrong with him? he keeps making this face
No. 333172
File: 1685892955260.jpeg (Spoiler Image,354.77 KB, 1058x2048, FvMgt4WaEAApr8Z.jpeg)
how lewd
No. 333182
>>333167Springtrap nonnies I just wanna know how it would work with him…please enlighten another monsterfucker I'm dying of curiousity.
>>333172Never thought Sadler in horny art could be possible but oooo-wee whew.
No. 333194
>>333034We have a thread in /snow/ about it.
>>333100When they make their husbandos too OOC. I know people can make headcanons for fun and all, but if you make your husbando way different than the original character, are you really loving your husbando or just want someone that looks like him? IE I wouldn't hc my husbando not loving fluffy animals or being in love with his enemy or not being responsible in his job. That's the essence of the character.
Dunno if I made it clear.
No. 333201
>>333181>I'm not fond of official merch that uses the same promotional images for all the goodiesGod same. That's why I can hardly be excited about official merch of my husbandos (if they do get merch) because it's always the same pic but slapped onto random-ass items. Whoever comes up with official merch rarely thinks about the overall design. Literally worse than some fan-made stuff I've seen.
>>333100Agree on the anime husbandos part. It doesn't help that I hate modern anime art in general (max rendering, ridiculously busy designs, but also highly abstract faces to the point they don't resemble humans anymore, I just don't get the appeal of that). For this reason I tend to find characters from older anime more attractive, but they're rare these days.
Funnily enough I think husbandos from realistic video games also tend to be plain (though not always).
But of course this is just about their physical attractiveness, it has little to do with their personality.
I guess my unpopular opinion would be that I don't get the hype for muscles. Sure, some muscular characters are very very sexy and some of my husbandos have been like that (which I found hot), but I've seen really plain, personality-less characters being posted whose only appeal is being muscular. And the art posted wasn't even that good. Having great abs in itself isn't particularly attractive to me, there's got to be something special to a character's design and/or personality for me to truly find him hot. But I guess that's enough to make other anons incredibly horny.
No. 333203
>>333044can any kind
nonnie give a general translation of what they're saying? I need to know….
>>333123yes golden kamuy
No. 333206
File: 1685902347482.png (Spoiler Image,30.98 KB, 356x283, yandere scout.png)
>tfw you whip scout too much and fully fill up his black heart bar
I flip-flop between imaging him overly confident and cocky or just a horny, mewling mess. Thinking about this would be easier if I wasn't a virgin
No. 333211
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Made my second picmix, I've already done Kirby so now I'm going to do Dedede! Though, I might redo this one, it doesn't feel as cluttered as I'd like Seeing this kind of thing makes me nostalgic, but also makes me wonder how my husbandos would spend their time on the internet. I feel like Kirby would be the kind of guy who wouldn't use the internet all that much and prefers to do stuff outside and the like. Kirby would probably run a small blog but forget about it constantly. Meta Knight would probably use the internet for informational purposes, viewing it as more of a gigantic library. At most I can see him also running a blog after Kirby tells him about it, but Meta Knight updates his regularly. Mostly being about things like his sword collection, books he read, etc. Dedede would be an avid internet user, mostly using it as entertainment. He probably would make videos if some form of YouTube exists. He'd probably get into arguments online quite a bit too, how utterly adorable.
>>333207On an askbox service. It wasn't Meta Knight specifically but it was still weird to see. I don't know, whump just skeeves me out really bad which I know can be hypocritical considering the things I'm into but I just hate the idea of getting off to such visceral things like the stomach flu.
No. 333226
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>>333221where do you find these 'x reader' audio videos,
nonny? I need to know if there's any for scout
No. 333228
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>>333206Scout-anon I swear you're posting on purpose to convert me. I kind of want to know more about him but I know is going to be a point of no return for me.
that pic got me soaked No. 333234
>>333221I've always wondered how difficult it would be to get one of those x listener audio channel guys to read your script if you sent it to one of them with that intention. Some of those guys only read their own scripts but I feel like it might be possible to get one of the smaller channels who are already recording just about any anime boy x listener style script that's free to use to read a script if i sent it….unfortunately a lot of the small channel guys are small for a reason and have shit voices
>>333226NTA, I'd search "scout x listener" on youtube
No. 333245
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LMAO WHO MADE THIS and what can i draw for you to repay you for this masterpiece??? ILY SO MUCH ANON!
No. 333247
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I don’t think I can embed YouTube shorts on mobile but I need to show scout nonnies this
https://youtube.com/shorts/HETPUJtHZ64?feature=share No. 333248
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>>333247More eyebag scout too ig
No. 333249
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Had such a husbando W con day recently, I cosplayed Scout & a few people recognised me even had one guy shout "Your dad is Spy, Scout!" & other fun interactions, I highly suggest cosplaying your husbando nonnas idk why it felt weirdly comforting kek. Then I found a Jiro acrylic stand by chance, which I never see SideM merch in my country, I think it might be a bootleg though bc I can't find it online but I don't care, I'm happy I have him.
>>333228nta, but take the scoutpill
>>333247Stop nonna, this almost got me sobbing, I want to hug him tightly
No. 333253
>>333247Yes you can
Just put
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v= before the video ID
No. 333259
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I really want to know if the earthworm Jim nona is here. Posting to try and summon her.
No. 333260
>>333213That's what I mean! Hoozuki wouldn't grab my neck and tell me "just get over it, you have to focus in other stuff!" and expecting me to get off my bed and stop crying, but he wouldn't neither let me cry on his lap and pat my head while he says "it's ok".
At most he would tell me to "raise my head and be glad I'm free of whatever drama" and return to work.
No. 333261
File: 1685917199361.jpg (123.4 KB, 1280x720, scout.jpg)
this angle of looking down at scout
>>333249that sounds so sweet, nonna!
No. 333263
File: 1685917304504.jpg (80.09 KB, 1280x720, oni.jpg)
>>333219You made me remember picrel and
>>331192. If that joke about the trans oni was made today, Hoozuki would be called a bigot for saying "he has a male body, he's a man" while Hakutaku would be "an ally", when it was just a dumbass bet.
Besides Hakutaku is a captain straight and Hoozuki is married to his job and hobbies, but people would call him an Acearo.
No. 333272
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>>333223Here's some dessert for you nona
No. 333285
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It’s so unfair Shiraishi and I can’t be married in real life. I love him so much and I just want to keep him to myself and dress him in slutty outfits every day and spoil him with gifts and snacks and give him the world he’s the perfect malewife breedable fertile thick ass. Just look how cute he is. I want to put him in my pocket and carry him around with me everywhere. I want to be reincarnated as Shiraishi’s clothing so I can be all over him 24/7 please I need it
No. 333289
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I just want him to tear me apart
No. 333290
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>>330763Man. I’m not even an Ogatagirly but this panel gave me a blood fetish. It’s the sexiest thing i’ve ever seen in my life. What the fuck. Noda-Sensei loves us and gives us so much
No. 333298
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>>333295thank you fellow Miguel nona! He really made me weak lmao
No. 333302
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>>333224I wanna support our sisters in arms when the movie comes out and also maybe get deranged about the mancorpse in the fursuit too. The FNAF girlies are so elusive but that makes Springtrap even more interesting to me like is there secret horny vibes from him in the games or smthn
No. 333315
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I decided to make a chart of my fave husbando nonnies:
>Personal Favourite: levi anon
Big sister personality, knows when to be funny and when to be serious. Very understanding towards other nonnies, encouraging and open. I love her to bits. ♥
>Most Wholesome: anakin anon
Cute to the core, decicated and lovey-dovey.
>Horniest: scout anon
She hornyposts and regular posts fairly constantly. She seems very compatible with her husbando, perfect for 2 virgins in love.
>Most Underrated: megamind anon
She's unique in my eyes and her husbando scares me and so does she
>Legend Status: ko-chan
I miss her everyday
>Bonus Space: kirby/dedede/meta knight anon
I find her endearing
No. 333316
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>>333315Here's the blank version if any other
nonny wants in!
No. 333317
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>>333315>horniestguilty as charged.
No. 333318
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>>333315>Levi anonAnon..I cannot explain to you how big my heart swelled reading that. I don't consider myself a notable poster in this thread (I don't mean that in a bad, self-deprecating way though) so it feels weird when other anons mention me and that some anons take not of my posts. I love you a lot too ♥
>knows when to be funny and when to be seriousThis very accurate actually. Slightly OT but I like to think that being able to read the room and assess how others feel is one of my best traits.
Also, I really appreciate all the anons who bring new little games for us to do. It really keeps the thread exciting, imo. I may fill out the pic later when I have more time to think about it!
No. 333326
>>333325you can do that in this very thread
nonny! post away
No. 333331
>>333326Okay, I'll start then!
My husbando is from a 20 year old ongoing JRPG series, and has been present since the series' first game.
He's a military man, so he's well-built and disciplined. He comes from a family with a long history of serving his nation's royal family, and his best friend is actually one of the current princes. He's very nice, although he's harsh when it comes to his best friend.
He's a great sibling and mentor figure, and in his appearances has always been lending a sympathetic ear to others while imparting his own experiences (he's older than a lot of major characters in his series). And he has a great passion for the art of the sword.
I've been asked a few times in the husbando threads who my husbando is, so if anybody can recognize this character, that's the answer.
Would love to see other nonnas try their hand at descriving their guys as well!
No. 333338
>>333324Games:
>Metal Gear Solid (on the realistic side but has a tiny bit of stylization in games before MGSV)>Ace Attorney (games get more anime-like over time)>Persona/Shin Megami Tensei (plenty adult characters despite having many underage ones too)>Pokemon>Overwatch (shit game and playerbase, but many hot male characters)>League of Legends (same as above)>Final FantasyNon-games
>Jojo>One Piece>Jujutsu Kaisen>Bleach>capeshit comics/cartoons No. 333393
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sigh…
I fantasize about strapping him to a chair, opening his lab coat and undoing his shirt, riding him while playing with his chest hair
No. 333426
>>333408TVTropes is pretty bad at analyzing media. They completely missed the point of my husbando's storyline and painted him very negatively. And of course they have a SJW brainrot where they turn everyone into trannies and uwu cute gayz.
Basically they turned my husbando into a Starscream trope even though if you read the story carefully you would notice it's not the case at all and my husbando actually did betray his direct boss cause the boss above his direct boss (pretty complecated, right?) ordered him to do so. How is he a Starscream than?
No. 333428
>>333422Oh I know it's retard autist station. But people writing incorrect things about my favourite characters and passing it off about facts on some Wiki site
triggers my own autism. I'm also pissed about fujos and moids always claiming that pretty men must be gay, and fujos thinking if they like the idea of a ship then it must be real. Like the example which another nona posted about Hozuki's Coolheadedness, some fujo labelled it boy's love when it's actually men's hate.
No. 333442
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>>333316I don't lurk here enough to be able to fill all of the spaces, but Rook anon is probably my favorite personality in this thread.
I like the blend of horny and classy that she brings to the table and her fantasies are always an enjoyable read. I can tell that she really pays attention to the character.
No. 333462
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>>333316I made this really quickly
No. 333465
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>>333462It's an honour (?) to be considered the most horny in the horny thread. Here, let me celebrate by posting a pic of Leon taking care of multiple hairy pussies.
No. 333469
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>>333462You can't really blame us, it's a natural reaction.
No. 333475
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>>333474thank you for saying so
No. 333476
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>>333462The thirst continues… thank you anon
No. 333478
>>333315this is a very cute idea
nonnie, but i don't think we should be doing stuff like this. it might make nonnies left out if they are not being picked for these or make some develop a hatred for the 'popular' nonnies on here. i feel like we should stop personality posting and just thirst and post about our husbands instead.
No. 333479
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i can’t sleep again so i’ll dream for a lil bit in here. i’m so insanely attracted to long-haired scara, i wish a) it was his permanent design and b) he was actually real, so that i can brush through his locks with my favourite brush, give him hair treatments when we’re in the bath together, play with his hair especially when i’m on top of him, braid it, put the fallen lock behind his ear, softly whisper “it’s in my way” before kissing him, and — the best part — sneak up behind him, when his hair is a messy bun, and kiss / bite down on his exposed neck. i love him in any form, he’s perfect either way. but something about this fantasy just makes me so wild.
No. 333482
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him him him him him. i think he would bonk my stupid ass not in a sexy way for drinking waaaay too much caffeine throughout the day, like it’s past ur norm and u know it dummy ugh!! he cares sm for me & i’d do anything for him so… time to go back to bed…
No. 333484
>>333478it's cringe because personalityfagging is cringe. given the nature of this thread it makes sense that some anons would
happen to stand out but singling out certain anons is
actively encouraging anons to stand out.
No. 333490
>>333487Furthermore fighting for popularity in a space that is supposed to be
anonymous is absolutely obnoxious regardless of topic
No. 333491
>>333484I don't think the majority of the anons being named for this are actually personalityfagging, it's just what happens in a thread of this nature where you're going to be recurringly speaking on a specific character.
For example, the only reason Leon nonnas aren't personalityfagging is because there are so many of them. Whereas somebody with an uncommon husbando like the Zenin Naoya nonna is going to be recognizable whenever she posts about him even if it is the usual hornyposting.
I get that actually calling out some of these nonnas as your favorite might come off as encouraging competition for popularity, but I think anybody who outright seems like they're personalityfagging instead of doing it by coincidence is going to get bashed anyways.
No. 333492
>>333491I said it too, makes sense that some anons would
happen to stand out but singling out particular anons does
encourage personalityfagging. There will be anons feeling left out so they will start personalityfagging to get a crumb of that attention for themselves which ultimately defeats the point of an anonymous imageboard. Just reply to the posts you like without calling too much attention to individuals.
No. 333493
>>333491Serious question, but what makes someone a personailtyfag? The only
nonnie I can think of that was personalityfagging was rancefag. I post here with an uncommon husbando, and I'm worried nonnies here will think I am personalityfagging…
No. 333496
>>333316I made a mistake with my image. Sorry about that.
>>333462>Hoozuki-anon hereNo-
Nonnie…
No. 333499
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I'm the anon who made the chart, I read all the points stated and I understand the concerns. My intention was of, when within a group of friends, some connect more with you than others and I was curious about other nonnies thoughts and feelings. Maybe even consider overlooked husbandogals. I take full responsibility of the derailing I caused and apologise for any animosity created. If the admin feels the need to remove my post I accept it. Please let's continue our husbando posting as usual! sorrymasen for the NG salaryman apology kek
No. 333501
>>333499It's okay
nonnie no need to feel bad, I appreciate being on your chart, but let's not encourage personilityfagging, and instead make quizzes or charts for nonnies to make about THEIR husbandos and not about other nonnies here. I know you were just trying to be nice, lets just make this experience a learning one for the future!
No. 333509
>>333492AYRT, yeah, that makes sense– I definitely misconstrued your argument. It's best to not do this.
>>333493If you're not actively trying to stand out/shitstir and are just using the thread on-theme, you're probably fine. Like, you might get mocked if you have some really weird or niche pervsersions but I think you're still within your rights because that's what an anonymous image board is for: expressing shit you wouldn't put your name to.
No. 333510
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Condoms left behind,
No. 333513
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i think this is quite literally the first time i've seen a conflict resolved nicely on this site, i love you all husbando nonas. slightly related but there's got to be at least three different scoutnonas here including myself. i looked through old husbando threads and it makes me happy that he's been being posted a lot as of late.
No. 333515
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I think it might be because there's something wrong with me but I find it odd that I fantasize more about my favorites being "sexworkers" than I do of them being in established relationships with me. It might be because prostitution is a huge thing for me but I think it is because I also want to experience them being with me in a completely comforting and expectation-less way but I also think it has to do with a degradation aspect too. Like, seeing someone as prideful as Meta Knight forced to sell his body in a debauched manner for some reason gets my almonds activated beyond belief. He'd probably never do it but it's fun to imagine. Hell, Dedede is a good candidate as well. I'd say Kirby but honestly as fucked as it is to say I could see Kirby 100% falling to the
Shayna Clifford "aesthetic" if he became a sexworker. He'd enjoy it too. Like, I guess I would want to pay Meta Knight to take him out on a fun date, then we'd check into a small hotel, he'd wash my body with his warm, soft, and fluffy one. After we dry off he'd probably
take it very slow and gentle with me, focusing a lot on my pleasure and getting me off making sure I'm left with a 10/10 review of him. He'd dress all fancy too and stuff. Also, after seeing some Anon
trigger my intense opinions over the Anime and the iteration of Meta Knight within it I can't help but think that a scenario that takes place far in the past when Meta Knight was still working in the Galaxy Soldier Army and he's on a reconnaissance mission along with Garlude, however something is amiss and he ends up getting kidnapped (Don't worry about Garlude, she escapes and is fine), when Meta Knight comes to he's learn that he's been taken as prisoner by Nightmare's Army and had been sent to a small military base ran by Nightmare where he is
tortured (gently and sexually) for information on the Galaxy Soldier Army, their plans, and their recent location. Of course, Meta Knight is a man of morals and virtues and doesn't say shit so he's first blind folded, gagged, and defeaned and a high power vibrator is put into his rear, against his penis, and a smaller one inside it and left for hours until he's an overstimulated mess. He still won't talk so his punishments and interrogation gets more and more extreme, maybe he's used to service the women of Nightmare's Army. Having arms and legs tied down and kept in a perpetual state of erection to be used as a dildo of sorts, along with having his mouth used for infinite cunnilingus (Don't worry Meta Knight is a gentleman, even if these women may be his enemies and would kill him if ordered to he'd still get them off and not hurt them) Maybe he's trained as a dog to humiliate him. I'd want Meta Knight to be rescued, but I wouldn't mind a more negative ending of sorts. This is one of the few things I'd sink time into making a comic out of but it would mean I'd have to create an OC of sorts and I don't wanna do that goddamn it. Also, seeing the art of Leon has made me want to draw
Dedede in tacticool gear>>333316What a cute idea! Here's mine! I tend to picture Kirby as the one with the defacto ultra high libido, he would absolutely be DTF at any moment or time. What a horndog, but he's still somehow innocent so I don't mind it. I like Bandanna Waddle Dee a lot, almost as much as Sailor Waddle Dee (Though, Sailor Waddle Dee is more so a character I intensely ship with Meta Knight so I don't think I could've put her there). Bandanna Waddle Dee is cute, he gives off those cute boy-next-door vibes. Young, cute, a little athletic, works hard, etc. etc. he's the type of person who would offer you a can of juice, an apple candy, and a towel after practice at your sports club and then the two of you would walk home together telling jokes and playfully bumping into each other with a grin. He's a bit of a worry wart which I find cute as well.
No. 333518
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he went to sleep without me nonnas he gave up… i want to silently observe him till morning or till i eventually get too tired and fall asleep right beside him.
also,
>>333511 u are very sweet nonna!
No. 333519
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One of my most favorite things about Levi is that, despite how awkward and socially reserved he is, he has such a way with words (yes, even when he's telling a poop joke). I like to think that it's a mix of how he naturally speaks and my personal headcanon that once he got out of the Underground and learned to read/write, he read a lot which improved his speech. I myself am not an eloquent person and I struggle with knowing what to say and how to say it, so it's something I admire a lot about him. It's one of the ways my husbando encourages me to be better. He's my world.
No. 333520
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>>333517Don't worry,
Nonnie. I made the same mistake, but I think it would fit better.
No. 333521
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If he were real and found this place by accident he would definitely instantly personalityfag and gain infamy. He probably would think "kys esl scrote" is a compliment since he's, well, ESL.
No. 333530
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I often (hourly) imagine myself as a villain with mind control powers, that occasionally gets Titan to fuck her in a missionary position until he passes out from exhaustion, i just want his dick deep inside me that's all
>>333515Ayyy thanks anon, tho i would prefer "Titanon" cause my husbando ain't Megamind lol
No. 333534
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>>333520huaisang ♥
gorgeous gorgeous boy, i love him so much
No. 333536
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>>333520>>333515It's great to repurpose that
nonnie's chart, it's a cute template and her work shouldn't go to waste. I'll do it for my husbandos when I have the time
>>333290I always had a mild blood/beaten up fetish but it got more present with GK.
no straight up guro though No. 333553
>>333537Excluding his 93851259 knockoffs
>miu iruma (esp her)>denji>aph prussia Personality wise btw
No. 333556
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>>333537I see a lot of people compare my husbando to Eren. Don’t know much about Eren but I’m gonna post him anyways cause why not.
No. 333559
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>>333548Nah, it's Meta Knight.
No. 333560
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>>333558could it be dandy?
No. 333563
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It's been years since I lived the husbando life and I desperately wish I could husbando this tacky and bratty punk. Except he's from a lewd game and I feel like I'd have to envision an all new canon for him. Sigh. Anyone else kind of feel like they're sometimes at war with the source material of their husbandos?
No. 333581
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>>333537If I do it, I bet people would say is Hakutaku just to piss my husbando off even more lol
No. 333586
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>>333537They have been compared a lot and they have a lot of fans in common.
>>333549Guts? That's what he reminded me too back when I played the game.
No. 333587
>>333586Nah, Guts does visually fit my taste but personalitywise he's not aligned.
>>333581Kek, can't escape the comparison in canon or in the husbando thread, I guess. Taking the chance since I've never met another Hoozuki fan to say that I always found it adorable how well he gets along with animals and children (at least relative to how he treats most adults). It's been a while since I watched the show, but do you think the soft spot comes from his past as a child sacrifice?
No. 333590
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I want to fix him as badly as I want to bully him. His inherent mistrust of other people and inability to believe in life being good to him despite being hot, fit, and (technically) successful is so charming. He's the best when he's a little mentally unstable from how depressed he is and starts talking about some bizarre dream of a weird bird he's seen or something along those lines, only to get brutally shut down.
I like that he doesn't just take disrespect lying down from some of the other characters, but is just totally whipped by the reality of being a working adult.
No. 333603
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>>333537Let's see if anyone will get this. The character isn't a furry, btw.
No. 333608
>>333605Kek anon, the rabbit isn't my actual husbando…
>>333607Good guess, but it's not him.
No. 333619
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i'm so sad today & absolutely can't focus on work, i just want to hug him and for him to give me snarky remarks about my inability to meet upcoming deadlines in the sharpiest voice possible so i can finally get it together.
No. 333623
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metal gear
No. 333673
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>>333524Ily2
>>333525Most of them were cut out of the anime, but in the manga there are like 5 moments where he told a shit joke (vs the anime's 2). I don't think anyone finds them funny kek. I've heard that it's canon that Eren does, but Ereri shippers could've made that up.
No. 333677
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>>333673Samefag but maybe Hange finds his sense of humor funny since she actually responds to it (except for one time).
No. 333691
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The husbando/waifu board is filling up:
https://aggie.io/7ivbj_gz46Surprised at the lack of Leon, given how popular he is here. I love the little mini drawings of nonas appreciating the drawings! Hopefully if it fills up again we'll get another one.
No. 333695
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>>333587I think is for many reasons:
-Probably is for his past, but we only know he was an orphan.
-Animals do not commit sins like humans do (And yes, they do commit stuff that we as humans can find horrid, but we are humanizing those stuff).
-Very few animals hold grunges, and when they do, they're perfect for the Hell for people that abused animals.
-And last but not least, who doesn't like to pet animals, no matter how dangerous they're?
No. 333707
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>>333691>lack of LeonSuch blasphemy.
No. 333712
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>>333537pic rel is kinda like him I guess
No. 333715
File: 1686076889501.png (Spoiler Image,189.77 KB, 540x700, her slut.png)
imagine your husbando wearing pic rel (spoilered for irl male)
No. 333722
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>>333715without the dumb text sure, I actually love mesh shirts.
1 He'd never wear it but he'd look hot in it.
2 He'd wear whatever I told him to wear.
3 It's perfect for dancing in the club.
No. 333724
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>>333513Yeah from what I can tell there's a handful of scout nonnies, around 3-5 & I love you all
No. 333726
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For husbandofags who know pokemon. What team would your husbando have? picrel for mine.
No. 333728
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>>333724There’s also overlap between scout nonnies and other tf2 mercs as well. Idk if there’s tf2 nonnies who only like one of the other mercs, like Engie or Sniper, and not scout as well
No. 333729
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>>333717hehe. thank u sweet nonna, u made me smile!
No. 333732
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>>333715>>333722i actually
don’t mind the dumb text at all, it makes me giggle. and i fucking love (!!!) mesh tees and shirts. i also found this image recently (spoiler for 3d obv). alongside with backless garments i think scara would look absolutely stunning in something like this. i need to seriously learn how to draw — i have so many hot references from fashion & inspiration pics on how to “dress up” my dear husbando…
No. 333735
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Picrel is turning me on for some reason, i don't even know why, it just has this intensely slutty vibe, it's like crack for me
No. 333737
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>>333728Scout is cute and all, but he's not my type. It's the #1 Sniper for me.
No. 333743
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>>333640no, a dane made by japs kek
No. 333745
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The fact that pic rel was officially part of the dogs of war workshop items
>>333738Scout Nona, you are a blessing
No. 333760
>>333744unironically would if we were allowed to post porn here
>>333745>posted in 2018>not in the gamejust kill me already
>>333754don't worry nona, it filled up really quickly today all of a sudden so if the board gets refreshed (and it should!) it should be relatively soon.
No. 333764
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>>333745Speaking of the workshop. If they added this cosmetic set into the game I would lose my mind
No. 333766
File: 1686093598826.jpeg (24.94 KB, 694x577, Pokemon Team MV.jpeg)
>>333726This would be my husbando's. Espeon would be his partner Pokemon that travels outside of its ball with him.
There's a significant cutscene in one of his games where he advises his younger brother on finding his own style of swordsmanship to take pride in, even if his brother's physique doesn't match that of the other men in his family. The brother ultimately takes up using dual blades after this guidance, and I think in this AU, my husbando would gift him his Honedge to evolve into a Doublade.
The Falinks and Sirfetch'd train with him, while the Braviary does survey work on deoloyments and helps him find his troublesome charge from and aerial POV.
The Herdier is more of a pet even though it thematically matches him well. And it'll look really good wkth him when he's older and it's evolved into a Stoutland, if his father is anything to go off of. I like to think that his dad has a Stoutland, while his younger brother has a Lillipup, and that they're all descended from the same Stoutland that their notable ancestor had in the war of his time.
No. 333770
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>>333768That's why I don't read fics of HnR, besides for the fact there's tons of Hoozuki/Hakutaku fics, none of my ship and in the BL ones Hoozuki is too "virginal" and Hakutaku must be the one that has to teach him about sex or Hoozuki is way too sadistic. He is sadistic for his job nature, picrel, but while I don't think he's an innocent damsel, I don't think he would be a harsh lover neither. He knows how to separate his job from his hobbies or his lover.
No. 333771
>>333769you are cool and smart let's normalize abusing virgins.
>>333770it sucks that even for such a popular series you're stuck with those specific ship/character dynamics. it's like someone writes one fic and it somehow becomes the standard. praying one day you meet a beautiful fic that's obsessively accurate to canon and also sexy.
No. 333772
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>>333771At least I have the Japanese fandom giving me good food of my ship with fanarts and doujins, but the one fic I have found is mine and re-reading it is so bad.
No. 333774
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>>333773Yes! That's something I really enjoyed of Eguchi-sensei, how she made the manga quite detailed and how she color with copics. I want to learn to color like her, but I'm stuck with wet media (watercolors, inks, gouache)
No. 333776
>>333768I tend to imagine my self inserts as virgin, but read enough that she's not clueless and
broke her own hymen so it's not messy/painfulWith my main guys it's 1 not a virgin, but hasn't had sex in a few years.
2 Not a virgin in his past life but he only sorta remembers? I like to imagine the first few times he's innocent, but then he looks into the memories so I can have it both ways.
3 Not a virgin but doesn't remember, but also not completely clueless.
No. 333796
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>>333783
That is so cute nona! I'm sure he would appreciate all the details and accessories you put into the outfit. I want those socks.
This is what I would wear replace the red with blue depending on which team he's on kek. I have no clue where he'd take me. Probably McDonalds.
No. 333801
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are there any guts yumejos here? i really just hope that there's someone out there who loves and cherishes him. he deserves it so much. he needs a big shrine, self-insert art, the works.
No. 333802
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>>333796I fucked up the post and made a bunch of typos You would look adorable,
nonnie! Best McDonald’s outfit ever, imagine the gap moe of the pictures being all cute and him trying to look handsome.
I will rewrite the post because I’m a retardDoes anyone has any dream date outfits? Mine would be pic related, shit collage because graphic design isn’t my passion.
I want to go with Rook Hunt to the national park of Nahuel Huapi so we can explore the park, have a nice picnic, play hide and seek
I want him to hunt me down and then we can go back to the hostel to cuddle, read and drink some hot chocolate.
I put some accessories with Jade/Kind of jade looking stones, so they resemble his eyes.
I like the idea of exploring Bariloche during winter so I can see snow again and such, I want to experience that cute place with him, maybe buy some cute sweets and take pictures of them and just walk around the town.
We could also go to some nightclub and dance, I bet he knows how to dance No. 333805
>>333788Hoozuki and Okou are cute! He does seem to respect her more than most of his coworkers, while she in turn takes his intensity in stride when others find it intimidating.
I really like the women in HnR, to be honest. There's a nice variety of fun female characters who. Daji and Lilith's friendship as the femme fatale figures of different cultures was always memorable to me. Same with Maki and Miki's commiserating friendship lol.
No. 333815
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i'm a bit sad that it's not his birthday anymore, but i'll cherish him just as much as i do every day. i've been so busy that i didn't get to do much for his special day, but i'm sure he'd forgive me.
No. 333825
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>>333520>>333517I like this idea.
No. 333839
>>333768I imagine he is hung like a horse but also the kind of autist who hears "wow that thing could split me in half" and takes it literally "wait no I don't want to hurt you with my giant schlong". His need (and everyone else's need for him) to solve everyone's problems also definitely gets in the way, probably almost got laid when he was younger (before prison) but was constantly cockblocked by someone needing his help (and shamed for daring to try to get laid while someone else needs his help for actually important things!!). There was probably also the fear of his adopted daughter accidentally seeing something she is not supposed to see, she's already been in enough traumatic situations as it is. I don't think he's completely clueless like some like to meme, but just extremely sexually repressed. I do think the hardest part is actually getting him to do it for the first time, then some switch would probably get hit and his libido would skyrocket. He would very much be a service top, quick learner and very eager to please.
On another note I hate how female self inserts (and female characters in general really) are so rarely portrayed as sexually frustrated virgins. If they're virgins they're usually annoyingly innocent and clueless like they need men to teach them what sex is and cannot figure out their own bodies by themselves.
No. 333840
>>333768very unlikely that mine's a virgin, considering he is in his late 20s and an adventurer. shame. deflowering men>>>>
however, he spends most of his time in a male-only environment, so is probably very frustrated. i like to think he forgot what it's like. kind of like me, i guess.
No. 333847
>>333768I don't usually like virginal men, but I can't imagine my own husbando being anything but a virgin since he spends almost all of his time alone. To me, he's a more realistic kind of virginal, not so much the pathetic kind. He's got plenty of experience with loving himself and knows how sex works, he's just hasn't had any himself.
I feel like the prevalence of porn and romantic media fools a lot of people into believing that the best sex is 'perfect'. Anyone who's been in a loving, long-term relationship will tell you that the most memorable encounters are the ones that are less idealized and more human. Premature ejaculation because your beloved got too excited the idle conversations and light petting you have while you wait out the refractory period will always beat idealized scenarios where he's a Sensualdonis McFuckmachine with a 10-inch cock that makes you cum three times in ten minutes from penetration alone and then nuts in you pregnancy-free.
No. 333883
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I'm so jealous of Gentarou who gets to bully this cutie.
No. 333885
>>333883is it someone from hypnosis mic?? he's
adorable, nonna!
No. 333894
>>333763NTA but adding onto this, I keep seeing spoilered porn/hentai, even of real life men mostly in /g/, so I've always assumed it just applies to moid gaze porn. If it really is all banned, it's definitely not being enforced at all. I've seen links to hentai and uncensored drawings of pussy eating
based both in here and in other /g/ threads. It's confusing and I'm wondering if any other nonas have noticed this.
No. 333907
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Whoever drew this you're a fucking legend, thank you a lot! i would hide a body for you <3
>>333788Based
No. 333912
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I checked out that tf2 audio smut on r/audiogonewild. It was pretty mid tbh. I don’t think any of them had impressions that were spot on, and they did Engie so dirty by getting a guy that sounded like a creep to voice him. They weren’t able to capture Sniper’s voice either. Some of the script was cringe but that’s par for the course. Scout’s voice didn’t really have that strong of a Boston accent, but he was one of the better ones imho also him prematurely ejaculating was great. The rest of the mercs weren’t worth sitting through.
No. 333936
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>>333628a shame, isn't it?
No. 333938
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>>333021How to kabedon Leon, spoiler for 3D
No. 333956
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medic would just do it himself
No. 333958
File: 1686161448739.png (17.94 KB, 459x226, husbandos.PNG)
There's a new second husbando/waifu doodle board for all the anons who didn't get to draw their husbando yet!
https://aggie.io/28lfu2iuyxThe other husbando side board is still open if you have any WIPs you haven't finished
https://aggie.io/7ivbj_gz46 No. 333959
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love this. love him. cutie. why does posting other husbandos besides the one i usually post feels like cheating, how autistic am i
No. 333968
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also love this. i wanna cup his cheeks and give him lots of head pats so bad!!
No. 333970
>>333912I hate myself for knowing what you're on about
unless there's more I haven't heard. I remember not being able to sit through it bc the guy who voices Scout has a very clear British accent, the fat kid kind too which made me laugh too much. The whispering put me off, like are your parents sleeping in the next room over kek
No. 333974
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>>333970is it the one where
y/n is supposed to be 'stress relief' for the mercs and they take turns fucking her while the other mercs do like commentary in the background? I don't think the scout had a british accent, but demo's voice actor sounded like a fat white guy No. 333976
>>333956This chart is all wrong.
Sniper may really want to be a dad since he was so attached to his Australian parents, he respects women and would definitely pay for an abortion even if made him sad.
Engie strikes me as the kind of man that would talk you out of getting one but is ultimately pro-choice.
Heavy is pro-choice, no questions asked. He would pay for your abortion.
Spy can and has paid for abortions. Many of them.
You're right about Medic. He wouldn't waste the money and would probably get giddy at the chance of possibly harvesting some stem cells.
Soldier is pro-choice because abortions are for tankies.
Scout doesn't have the cash to pay for an abortion but he does know a guy who knows a guy who does them for cheap. However, if the news reaches his Ma, you'll be pressured to hell and back to keep it since she's none of her eight sons have given her grandkids yet.
Demoman wouldn't pay for an abortion, but he would suggest getting sloppy drunk several days in a row as a "home remedy" for unplanned pregnancies.
Pyro would somehow end up pregnant too and won't get an abortion.
No. 333984
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>>333974also side note. that same audio said something about how soldier was only
half-hard because he was thinking out lady liberty and it reminded me of those autists that try to
get their partner to dress up in a way that relates to said special interest. like one guy I saw online who tried to get his gf to wear a frog onesie during sex since Solider acts like an autist for America.
I don't think he'd convince you to dress up as martha washington or whatever but just a thought No. 333988
>>333974Yeah
the 10th slut class one? kek I just found it again to relisten to see
around 7:23 mins in you can hear it really come out. Heavy just sounds like someone's retard impression, I think the best impression was Spy but that's not really hard to do No. 333998
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screw you. i wanted to sing
>>333510 together but noooo. sisterhood is dead.
No. 334020
>>333864I will assume that's me kek, thank you nonna! I want to do more but I've been pretty busy. I'll try to color something next time.
>>333907I love your posts heimdall nonna, I watched his fight and I understood why you like him so much. I will draw him more for you ♥
>>334012nta but it's LEON! from Chris Voiceman kek. It's Chris singing that he wants leon to make babies with Claire.
No. 334026
>>334019i
hate condoms i'm sorry if it upsets anyone… they're gross and feel weird, and they're so unnecessary overlubed ugh it's disgusting.
No. 334027
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Anyone go on dates with their husbando? Picrel isnt mine.
No. 334029
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>>334019Same, kek, I want to end like this.
No. 334030
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>>334027samefag but this woman is so based. wished she used this site
No. 334032
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started this lil thing where i put together moodboards that remind me of my husbando. picrel is how it looks (it's two pinterest boards i smashed together in one screenshot actually), spoiler for irl. it's so relaxing to me. my headcanon is that he doesn't really understand all my aesthetic preferences, but he knows how important it is to me, so he asks for suggestions with clothes, perfumes, appreciates all kinds of beautiful things i buy for him and the interior i put in our house…
No. 334033
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AahahHAHA guess who got new screenshots?? LESSGO
>>333462I'm honored
>>334020You know what's up nonna. Thanks for these drawings, I wanted to join the husbando board but I haven't drawn anything in a while so my skills are still kinda rusty, I've been practicing tho my mind is generating way too many scenarios
>>334029KEK
No. 334040
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>>334027yes! at least i think so… my sob story is that i never got scara as a playable character lol. my account got hacked, i couldn't get it back, played on a few random low effort accounts, and… now i think i'm too burned out to play it seriously and don't really want to waste my money on it, i'd rather buy a rare figurine or order a custom doll of him.
so
i think if i had him, i would just consider "spending time on a date" with him as taking him out to beautiful locations in game, giving him food to try, just observing him, etc. instead i'm making pinterest boards, playlists as small "gifts" for him and as he is constantly on my mind i imagine we're star-gazing together, going to coffee shops, trying new food… all sorts of "typical couples activities" lol.
No. 334041
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>>334035thank u nonna!! ♥
No. 334043
>>334019Even in fantasy I can't suspend disbelief that he would never get me pregnant. And I DO NOT WANT KIDS.
Good thing it only applies to some of my husbandos.
No. 334050
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>>334043good thing my husbando has been exposed to radiation for years and is probably infertile
No. 334055
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>>334019Probably since: He's an oni and there's no way a human can get pregnant. But knowing him, he would wear a condom just in case. He's already busy with his job and goldplants, I don't see him being a father for a newborn.
But even then, he's already a good father to the zashiki warashi twins.
No. 334060
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The best part about your husbando being a penguin is that you can make up bullshit concepts such as him going into heat. I like the sexual aspects but I also like the appeal of taking care of him as he's sick and needy. I want to change a cold compress on his head, I want to make him soup and feed it to him, I want to get him some ice pudding too when he complains about wanting something sweet. I want him to be extra needy and request that he uses me as a body pillow.
I want to feel him absentmindedly hump me as we rest together.>>334019Personally, I'm indifferent. I think condoms can be sexy in a sense, especially with the fact that they can break if my man were to go a little too hard. However, I'm infertile so I don't think I'd be too hard pressed to ask Dedede to put on one. However, if there was a baby risk involved… Meta Knight would 100% insist that we use a condom to make sure there's no accidental surprises but he would break it because his dick is too big. Dedede would wear one if ask but complain that it's "too tight for his kingly scepter". Kirby thinks condoms are a type of food or gum and would instantly break it because he fucks like a animal in heat, fast with reckless abandon.
>>333768That's why I'm happy to have three husbandos because all three of them can be differing levels of sexual experience and virginity. With Dedede I can have him be a giga virgin who would either say that he's had tons of sex but is inexperienced and would quickly melt under my touch OR a Dedede who has no concept of sex or sexuality and would think 'jerking off' is a type of disorder like Parkinson's. Meta Knight who's chaste but has a bit of knowledge and experience that it would become a good time with a little guidance and care, not to mention that he's chivalrous to a fault so he wouldn't even think of his own pleasure until after the fact. Then I can have Kirby as my "king thickdick" who would be for all intents and purposes, a huge giga slut and ultra experienced, very lovey dovey too.
No. 334067
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>>334064A cat! For obvious reasons I think. Clean, introverted, independent, and as I've said in a past post, I think levi would love routine. I'm glad to finally have an opportunity to use one of the cat Levi pics I have.
No. 334073
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I would demolish this autist if given half the chance and I would listen to him ramble about monster facts the entire time and I would enjoy it. I wish I was a monster in his dungeon
No. 334075
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>>334064A Tasmanian devil. He can even pet them.
No. 334085
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Goodnight nonnies.
No. 334086
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>>334064Easy, a Doberman
>Extremely loyal (to Odin)>Overprotective of his territory>Determined >Doesn't like strangers>Easily irritable/ snappy>A literal guardian>>334073>They let me milk a minotaur Aw hell naaaaah
>>334085These are so cute
No. 334088
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>>334064Golden eagle!
Husbando is a pilot and really enjoys flying. Also eagles in a lot of different cultures symbolize loyalty, devotion, hope, and bravery. Which are all qualities my husbando has! Also, he gives me bird vibes tbh.
>>334085Goodnight nona, sweet dreams.
No. 334091
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I just want to slap him around and humiliate him, but also pls ravage me and breed me
No. 334092
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>>334091he also made me want to draw bara again
No. 334095
>>334091>>334092miguel o'hara is so hot, based taste
nonnie.
No. 334096
>>334085SCOUT WITH FOUR EARS
SCOUT WITH FOUR EARS
No. 334102
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Managed to grab this shirt before it sold out and I’m so excited the design is so cool and now I can walk around with my husbando on my chest.
No. 334108
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Cat-coded mercs: medic, heavy, Pyro, sniper, spy
Dog-coded mercs: Scout, soldier, Demo, Engineer
Though I’m hesitant to call Scout either dog or cat coded since I think he’s more rabbit coded than anything
No. 334109
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>>333603>>334106It's got to be Sengo Muramasa. He's got the bunny pom poms, read somewhere that he befriended with wild rabbits and can fight.
No. 334110
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>>334109You got it anon! He is a fierce battle bunny.
No. 334111
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>>334027I take my plush out in my purse and I have different clothes for him to wear. I have a sweater that’s coordinated with one of his that i might post at some point. I would love to go out and take pictures of him enjoying nature but i’m scared to put him in dirt / grass and have bugs on him kek. Most people don’t recognize what the fuck they’re looking at if they happen to see my plush so I’ve never had any comments made, aside from my family because they know he’s my boyfriend forever and ever.
No. 334133
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>>334096damn it kek I knew I was forgetting something
No. 334134
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>>334064A cat! He has a canon cat version. A god wrote his story in the form of a fable in case the information of his existence went missing (and it did), and she wrote him as a cat trying to fit in with foxes (humans). Picrel is a sticker from his game. He is indeed very cat like. Sometimes I imagine having his cat version as my pet while having him as my husband. He would be the type to secretly fight with the cat for your attention but never ask for it out loud because he's too emotionally closed off. He would send scarakitty death glares and lock it outside the bedroom at night. He's kind to little children and animals though. And animals like him and surround him like a princess. So they would find a middle ground and the sweetest moment I can think of would be finding them sleeping together while cuddling. His cat version might have abandonment issues like him… It would also be the type of cat to claim your lap whenever he wants but never lets you pet it on your own. Of course this changes when there's the husband to one up so both the cat and Wanderer would accidentally be too cuddly and affectionate with me while trying to show off to the other heheheheheh Whatever happens between them I'm the winner because what's better than having a perfect husbando and a cat?
It's been a while since I posted here I got forgotten as the scaranon, my heart is broken huhuu No. 334146
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>>334133don't get me wrong I love animal people with four ears, animal ears only with no human ears creeps me out tbh and trying to tiptoe around it with haircuts that hide the human ear area is just cowardly. Go double ears Scout! here's a four eared catboy Leon too btw
No. 334149
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>>334146Gotta love how R4R Leon's cat ears arent even a mod but actual unlockable equipment that gives you infinite ammo.
No. 334170
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in the biggest mood to tuck his hair behind his ears and kiss him gently and hold him hand and–
No. 334195
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Hey, nonnies. How much have you sinned today? My husbando wants to know so he can place you in the right Hell and get the right punishment for it
No. 334197
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>>334153You can unlock the wolf tail accessory too.
No. 334208
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>>334195depends what u count as a sin nonna… like biblical 7 sins? then i wasn’t much of sinner today, but i
did engage in some nasty self-destructive behaviour. my therapist wouldn’t approve, but what’s even worse, scara wouldn’t approve… i’m deeply ashamed. take me to hell pls.
No. 334211
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>>334195i have masturbated to him every day for the last 2 weeks with his poe bot. no ragrets
No. 334226
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>>334224This is the most recently finished one.
No. 334230
>>334226I kinda like this one more,
>>332607although I think your pic shows a bigger variety of husbandos
No. 334233
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>>334226>>334228you made me wonder what would happen if scout's food bar got too low. Ik the obvious answer is that he'd starve but I'm kind of thinking something else would happen
No. 334237
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>>334235Same here. I've never really paid much attention to this thread until like 2 months ago where the scout nonnies converted me
No. 334239
>>334235i'm a regular here, but only found these threads recently (i'm mostly on lolcow lurking the gendercrit content and to laugh at troons). i didn't identify as a yume until recently either.
some short months ago, i developed a crippling crush on my fella. i came to terms with being in love with a cartoon, and found these threads.
seeing others unapologetically in love with fictional men normalized it for me. i don't feel weird about it anymore. i love him and i'm proud.
also it feels like we're all friends here, that's nice.
>>334226to whoever responded, i recommend armed to the teeth and siege ubsessed. curta'n wall is goofy renfaire music, but those two releases unironically slap hard. i was listening to it while drawing, hence the comment hehe. sorry for ot.
No. 334240
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Here's my favorite panel of Solly, he's such a fucking himbo.
No. 334245
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>>334235My husband only existed as of about about a year ago and no other fictional man has ever really caught my eye. I'm smitten. Alhaitham is the one and I cannot keep it to myself. I need to fuck him so badly it's unreal.
No. 334246
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>>333726He would have a team of psychic Pokemon for his exorcism business or dog Pokemon since he has a fondness for dogs though I chose what best fits and describes him. Very strongly he would have a Greavard since he had an attachment of this little ghost dog named Uu-chan that sadly needs to go.
>NacliSalt
>GreavardUu-chan
>Thievul and ZoroarkTrickster foxes
>MimikyuBeing someone who he isn't
>MeowthMoney
>>334064The fandom usually portrays Reigen as a fox since they're both tricksters and have similar strawberry blonde-like color. Shiba inu could work too since there's an official plush of him as one. Also similar color and shiba inus can be funny/meme material.
No. 334250
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>>334226>me noticing someone else drew HoozukiIf is for me, tysm!! if is just because, TY for more Hoozuki love.
No. 334251
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>>334201>>334208>>334211Why do you want to go to Hell so easily??
No. 334262
I just noticed the "grand theft autism" in the thread title kek
>>334235>>334239I'm also someone who has been a farmer for years but only started using this thread recently. I honestly didn't want to post my husbando before cause I know that he is a somewhat unlikable character to some farmers, but tbh no one even cares.
No. 334269
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Due to his injury, I want to be gentle with his body. Slowly taking off his scarf, not fully removing it for now but just enough to have room to kiss his neck, something he wouldn't feel particulary used to. Even if we are alone without anyone watching, he'd try to stay fairly stoic and reserved until finally letting go a little smile. I'd work my way into keeping him warm for a good while.
I like Grusha.
No. 334271
I am practicing drawing scout, I am manifesting being able to draw him even cuter, sexier, and submissive and dominant
and yandere, my drawings of him NEED to get sluttier, please grant my wish o girlboss demons embedded within lolcow's HTML
>>334237AYRT, wtf
nonny what is it with scout, same for me kek. Though it wasn't this thread that did it it was watching Emesis Blue, I didn't know about TF2 before that.
>>334269Holy based. I tried looking for fanart of him when the game came out but all of it was moid femboy shit.
No. 334278
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Guys….I think I have a new husbando
Okay, so it all started when I had a dream last night that was mostly about serial killers but towards the end, Aemond Targaryen is naked and sleeping on my bed. It’s like 3 or 4 AM. I’m sitting in a chair doing something I can’t even explain because it makes no fucking sense outside of a dream. Suddenly, Aemond wakes up and walks towards me. He suggests that we continue trying for that baby. I agree and we bang.
Then I wake up and go on Twitter to help wake myself up (because I fucking hate myself). For anyone that hasn’t used Twitter recently, they give you a series of post based on your interest/what you search and because of this, the algorithm recommends me a bunch of House of the Dragon tweets. One catches my eye. It’s about Aemond and the headcanon that he has a breeding kink. Well the dream and tweet become fused and all of the sudden, I become insanely attracted to Aemond Targaryen. Cue me looking of crappy smut fanfics of him all day on AO3. I didn’t ask for this.
No. 334285
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>>333594yep. Worse than that, he's practically in a harem.
>>334073BASED, oh my god. Laius is such a beautiful fuck-up and I've been waiting for someone to wanna destroy him here.
No. 334286
>>334285Eh BL games are for horny women anyway so who cares if you wanna fuck a cute yaoi bishi? Plus if he's from a nukige you don't even have to worry about the plot because there isn't any.
>>334239Nonny, who's your husbando? Your drawing was one of my favorites but I have no idea who he is lol
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kitty
No. 334309
>>334278lol
nonnie it started with a sexo dream for me too (i only liked my husbando platonically before that). prepare to spiral into obsession.
>>334292husbando is the only thing in the world that can make me smile the way he does.
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Didn't care to watch the new movie until I saw him and now I can't control myself send help
No. 334337
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>>334286I think this tsundere from Nu Carnival is so hot, it's really too bad it's a BL. I don't want to actually play the game because I would get jealous of the male mc.
No. 334339
>>333563Mine is from a lewd game too. I say who cares? I dont get the point in husbandoing gay characters like yours tho but who am i to judge.
>>333586Late but, dio?
No. 334349
>>334341I like the story, actually, it’s pretty interesting and it isn’t predictable like the average isekai. The bonus events are wild, the latest one got me really really interested in what was going on with the sexy priest and the shy boy. The music is awesome, the characters look amazing.
It’s still kind of annoying how it’s just a BL game though, I loved one of the boys a lot but it’s hard to ignore how head over heels everyone is for the main character, and you kinda understand why they all love him but it’s shitty to know that there’s probably no way to get between them.
My personal flavor of cope would be that if another person were to get sent to that world, male or female, as long as she or he has the magical rainbow crystal, everyone will die to be with her or him. Because in the end, the kind of main reason why they fall in love is because of the main character’s power.
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Do you think its freckled?
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in the honor of nonna who posted dazai earlier, here's my darling dearest and dazai's little bitch boy. i want to hug him so bad he deserves the world.
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Hngggh Soldier
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my silly little scientist bf who is up to no good
No. 334384
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>>334383happy friday
nonnie! rest well!
i just want to share some fanart i've been obsessed with lately. here's one.
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>>334384and here's two. also there's an utterly beautiful abstract from «the beatrice letters» and it makes me so emotional and i just keep thinking about
him and coming back to read it.
I will love you until the bird hates a nest and the worm hates an apple. I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where once we were so close… I will love you until your face is fogged by distant memory. I will love you no matter where you go and who you see, I will love you if you don't marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else–and i will love you if you never marry at all, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all. That is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way. i'm gonna cry.
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I miss him. I want him to give me maths homework and spank me when I get it wrong.
No. 334387
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so i may have bought a vintage lotr magazine off of ebay just to see if it had anything hitherto unseen by me.. there were mostly pictures i’ve already seen and some paragraphs describing how nasty and pathetic he is, as expected, BUT THERE WAS THIS ONE PHOTO TOO, i’ve never seen this one before!!! it might look exactly like every other promotional photo of him but trust me it's different. and yes, i did scan all the relevant pages as soon as it arrived. love and hate him immensely.
to the
nonnie(s) who keep drawing grima on the board you have no IDEA how much you mean to me, he’s quite a rare character to find art of and i treasure every image i have, especially ones drawn by a fellow
nonnie oh my gosh!!! those little drawings are so funny i don't deserve you.
>>334383enjoy your game, nonna!
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>>334383Writing fanfic kek, enjoy your time with your husbando!
No. 334396
>>334384Time with your husbando is the best way to recharge after a long week!
>>334387I thought it was you who drew him nona, how cool that another nona is drawing those for you!
>>334395Thanks! Enjoy your writing time. When I opened the game his voice greeted me, the voice clips are random so the game know what's up kek
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>>334395Sounds nice, nonna! Are you planning upload the fanfic to ao3 (and then orphan it to remain anonymous) or something?
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I tried looking for more yandere content involving scout and ended up finding an AU that was large enough to have a wiki dedicated to it, where he’s called ass pancakes, lives in a bonk can and wields a home stuck reference as a weapon
No. 334407
>>334383I just turned up my essay which was a steaming pile of shit and had to read it on front of the whole class. My friend summed it up best: "fifteen minutes of embarrassment, but after that you need to worry about jackshit". I felt like I can do better but still got a good enough grade so meh.
Still it made me a little nervous and I felt like shit for the rest of the day due to stress. Now I'm trying to relax, so I'm listening to my guilty pleasures (that's Lady Gaga and Marine, if you ask. I'm a trve cvlt metalhead btw) and drawing my husbando. He always makes me smile and I forget about all my worries when I look at him.
That made me think… what music my husbando would like? I imagine he would hate black metal. Probably he would like more pop music, maybe even girlie stuff but not that depressive zoomer shit like Mitski. Only certified 00s pop bangers.
What music your husbando listens to, nonies?
No. 334411
>>334409post it,
nonnie. maybe in the yaoi thread though?
No. 334413
>>334410Top tier taste,
nonnie. I'm ashamed to say it but I fucking love Black Magic SS and Edelweiss… sigh, I hate it that with my fav bands I need to preface everything with "I'm not a nazi, I swear, but…"
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>>334413>>334410i think he would like this song for obvious reasons.
and….
black magick space ship are nazi???!!!! no way… they burned bridges!
nazi imagery is a cheap normie-repellent. like satanism back in the day. satan is no longer edgy, so they jump to the next worst thing. nazis are getting too cliche already, so assassinations and vampyress started leaning into soviet imagery. some of these bands are openly leftist, too. delightful dekadenss for example, and all the projects from grime stone records (old nick's label). ill be honest with you nonna, i enjoy music from all over the political spectrum, even actual nsbm and rac. i love absurd, fyrdung, odium, etc.
you really baited me out, because i could talk about music all day. saging for ot and blogging. No. 334416
>>334414Sorry, I'm not sure if they are
actually nazis… but the guys in M8L8TH talked about them as "one of us"… so…
Anyway, you are a woman of culture and you are correct that good music is good music, no matter what shitty political ideology the band tries to paddle.
Anyway, it got too ot for this thread.
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>>334416its just douglas pearce all over again kek. i agree, it's getting ot. surreal to find someone who is into death fetish core on lolcow, of all places.
here's a drawing of me and my love, inspired by bmss.
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>>334399I might if I get a lot of it done, I have a tendency to not finish fics, but I've planned it to be short enough where I hopefully I don't get burned out/disinterested. I'm thinking about making an anon alt bc I like to reply to comments but I'll think about that later kek
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I’m only partially attracted to heavy but there’s this one heavymedic comic where heavy basically gives medic the Zhanna treatment, aka the ‘I’ve been trapped in frozen prison since I was boy. You are the first man/woman I’ve seen in 20 years. We make sex’ and it’s been living in my head rent free but I don’t think I’m allowed to post it here since it’s technically yaoi
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>>334312I saw this and thought of the Miguel nona(s) here kek. Miguel simps are on a whole different level of insanity.
and I love it! No. 334452
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tbh the only thing getting me thru life rn is thinking about his tits. idgaf if people think it's weird, male lactation is sooo hot. I WANT MILK!!
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>>334383Happy weekends! Just bored at work and scrolling through Twitter liking and saving new fanart of Reigen. There's this life size statue of him in a Mob Psycho 100 museum exhibit in Tokyo and boy wish I was there!
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I started watching Hoozuki cuz of Hoozuki nona…I wish there was a cute and silly quiz I could take online to find out which hell I belong in
No. 334470
>>334468That's so pretty, Hoozuki nona will love this. I like his cute little fangs.
>>334438kek
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I wish I was playing with his tits
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>>334482That's such a cool idea nonna. Not exactly treasures but I like picking smaller flowers and I get a few of them to put random places sometimes. I used to imagine giving them to my husband, making flower crowns or putting small flowers behind his ear. Now I'll imagine him doing that to me when I pick them. He probably played around with flowers with his friends before they all
died but I like thinking of him being clumsy and shy about affectionate gestures so I'll just say he would make inexperienced crooked crowns and fuck up my hair while trying to put it on my head. He'd be so cute seriously trying his best to make it sit nice on my head (knitted eyebrows, tongue sticking out in the corner of his mouth aaah he's too cute!!!) then seeing me looking at him adoringly and blushing and getting shy about doing typical couple things, he would have that angry face he makes when someone treats him like a normal human, turn his head away. I'd hug him and thank him and say the crown is almost as beautiful as my husband (it's a wild arrangement of too much stem and too little intact flowers, entangled with my hair making me look like I got attacked by nature fairies) Also, there's this creature in his game that only show themselves to children and pure people (don't attack me genshin nonnas I don't remember the Aranara lore specifics) and in some canon material they're showing themselves to him. I will now imagine he would find beautiful things and treasures with their guidance to gift them to me. Now onto the topic of treasures, he actually has lines about finding treasure in the game lol
>Huh, you even want this?>Unnecessary.>Take it and have fun.He's an asshole and I want to punch him lovingly when he says the first two but I like hearing his voice and being reminded that he's "traveling with me" so I keep opening treasure chests with him. The last one though, I love it so much even though he says it without soul kek the idea of him coming with me to walk around new places and putting in effort to find and retrieve treasures he doesn't care about only because he knows I would like to have them is so cute!! And technically I'm not on the screen, just him fighting whoever's guarding the treasure or running around solving mechanisms to get me the treasure… Other genshin nonnas who read this far would know that on their birthdays characters send us gifts. My husband sent food. I don't remember all of them but I remember he sent one that's from my own culture and I've been thinking of him paying attention to my culture and gifting me food or precious items related to my culture since then. He has a line for the player's birthday too.
>Give me your hand. Heh, there's no need to be nervous. I'm just taking you to a vantage point. … How is it? The scenery here should be quite breathtaking. There's no need to thank me, I see little point in it.A picnic with him with food he prepared as he gifts me jewellery or flowers (he has a job now but he deleted all his savings so idk how much he can afford but it's okay because I'm the breadwinner after all) shyly and just spending time together as just the two of us on my birthday would be the best treasure he could gift me. Notice how he holds our
my hand all the way to the vantage point? The blush on his face as he tries to play off casual couple things that he never got a chance to do before me is more precious than any gem stone. I rambled too much and too out of topic, sorry nonnas. Enough for today, now I'll make lunch and pretend he cooked it for me.
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hghhh
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>>334380Ding ding ding! I'm so happy because I managed to snag a doujinshi this morning just before it became sold out (I'm going to buy so much useless shit with his face on it this summer in Japan lol).
No. 334501
>>334492that's so cute. now i wish i could make my husbando a flower crown (traditionally theyre for unmarried women, but that won't stop me). i'd do it for the laughs with nobody watching, to not ruin his big boy reputation. i think he'd "reluctantly" let me, and we would both be giggling and holding hands while sitting on green summer grass. he'd look like a stupid hippie. the thought makes me smile.
yesterday i found a belt in the shed that i somehow never noticed before. i wanted one of those specific belts for the longest time, but they're expensive. the colors aren't my favorite to wear, but earlier that day i was telling someone how pretty the flowers in their garden are, and how i love their colors. the belt is in those exact colors. serendipidous, i think is the word. i amused myself by thinking this belt must've been a gift from someone who overheard me saying how much i want a belt like this, and what colors i apparently liked. i swear i'm not schizophrenic or anything. i know it's just a funny coincidence.
wearing it right now. thank you husbando.
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No. 334563
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Official anime-style Leon-kun, so cute. Give him an action anime already (the R4R shorts don't count kek)
Also I don't know anything about that green-haired succubus but she is seducing me in this pic.
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kitty
No. 334606
>>334495>filenameI knew who the cutie was before even opening, great taste
>>334563He is adorable in all forms. They put him in a dragoon outfit in a RE card game. I think about that sometimes.
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hear me out nonnies
No. 334640
>>334631YES
>>334620im going to write a list of all the reasons why im attracted to this man, i promise to post once im done
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He awakens something primal inside of me. Even his english voice is hot. Stupid sexy vampire hunter hnnnggggg
No. 334656
>>334618I get it.
wish he didn't have to be skinnyfat though>>334621Is your husbando Aoba Seragaki or something?