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No. 392947

>What is this thread
By popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread which talks about husbandos and/or horny shit about fictional men in general.
>Why was this made / what is the difference
The difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D (as in characters from live action movies or shows) and 2D crushes so you don't clog /ot/. Post memes, be frisky, whatever. Be as mild or as spicy as you feel like.
>But why
Farmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here
-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
-I want to cuddle Reigen
>Examples of posts that DO NOT go here
-actual real life men hornyposting
-Your husbando is trash/ugly/cringe/moid-tier etc
-He's gay/belongs with me/other character instead
-any other bait
-responding to bait
-"hi cow!"

Remember not to take baits or otherwise derail! Report low quality posts and move on!

The retarded hornyposting thread may also include pairings.
For real 3D men hornyposting, refer to: >>>/g/289276
For other shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!

Previous horny: >>>/g/386550

Relevant threads:
>Sister thread for female characters horny/waifuposting >>>/g/315174
>How to devote yourself completely to your husbando/waifu #2 >>>/g/296708
>Husbando thread >>>/m/188499
>The last husbando before /m/pocolypse >>>/m/173210
>Waifus & Female Character Crushes Thread >>>/m/229988
>Temporal Husbando Smell Identification Thread >>>/m/187722
>The Original smell >>>/m/164600
>Anon Assumption Regarding waifus/husbandos >>>/m/211556
>Rate/Roast Husbando >>>/m/182915
>Husbando Matchmaking Service >>>/m/242685
>Live Action Fictional >>>/m/34157

No. 392950

File: 1713837234526.jpg (360.9 KB, 1486x2048, damon.jpg)

need him bad

No. 392951

I'm sorry if I couldn't add your pic with your husbando, and I decided to use this one since is the most popular to do with your husbando - https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/399481

No. 392955

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You did a great job with the threadpic, looks cute and I think I can recognize some husbandos kek.

I'm not into mods, but I'm considering installing the one that gives Leon ear physics.

No. 392961

Mine is on there giggling and kicking my feet in the air rn

No. 392962

The threadpic looks great! I love it! You nonas did a great job, and I hope I did Aladdin justice there lol.

No. 392963

Thank you for beautiful threadpic!

No. 392967


No. 392971

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He is so fucking beautiful. I wish trails was more popular and there was more fanart of him but I’ll take what I can get and polish my skills. Weissmann has that 2000’s ikemen beauty I don’t know how to describe. Sad that even the official art uglifies him from time to time when he looks so handsome in his original sprites.

No. 392972

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No. 392981

>6 toes
Still hot tho 8/10

No. 392987

Be honest, nonnas. What would be the worst kind of date to go on with your husbando?

No. 392989

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Definitely a hunting trip, I would cry, as in very ugly cry with drool, snot and everything else, I'm pretty sure I would throw up too because I can handle seeing and smelling blood, vomit and other substances, but I can't handle seeing someone or something getting cut open. Like, I love Rook but I seriously couldn't be able to handle him hunting and skinning prey, I would become a full fledged vegan that would rather live in a hut in the middle of the jungle than hurt an insect even by mistake KEK.
I also am pretty sure I wouldn't be that good at the whole survival stuff, I'm quite strong and I have plenty of stamina but definitely not enough to keep up with someone who can stalk people as a hobby, imagine the kind of beast he would be in the wild. That's hot tbh

No. 392990

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With Hoozuki, probably a crowed place where everybody and their mom are staring at a woman with a tall Japanese man.

With Dazai, any place that gives him the feel of "This place is perfect to die together".

No. 392991

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Double suicide date. I don’t want him to die kek

No. 392993

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I love how we share the same neuron, Dazainonnie.
The problem is not die together. The problem is that he cannot die for some reason so the one that will die will be me.

No. 392996

We know each other too well to suggest bad dates, so it would only be stuff out of our control like getting interrupted by enemies.

No. 393003

I love the thread pic! Good job!

No. 393008

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this stupid incubus has me in a chokehold nhnnhnghfnghngh

No. 393015

hard question. i think he would be terrified of 3d cinema, because they dont have that technology in his source material. then again he might think its a hallucination and remain calm. dunno. im sure hed be calm if i was calm.
museum dates could go very well or very bad. for one, he might really like seeing the artefacts. we could talk about them, and i could ask if he saw similar things, or what kind of treasures we like the most. he'd give me first-hand accounts of his time period, and i'd tell him about other time periods and craftsmanship. for another, he might try to steal the things on display, unaware of modern technology and security systems.
>"babe i love that epic zweihaender i wish i had one"
>breaks glass and alarm goes off
furthermore, i think he would not like anything overly "romantic" in the roses and cherubs valentines day kind of way (neither would i). i think he would find cheesy things embarrassing and cringe, considering how forced they are.

also today my mother's idiot dog took my husbando figurine and i nearly had a heart attack. my bad for leaving him downstairs. thankfully he is safe and sound. i clutched him like a baby.
so i don't think being mauled by a large animal would be a good date either.

No. 393018

Keeek I didn’t even notice oh well I love my deformed husbando

No. 393036

Call me crazy, call me insane. But, I got this fancy artisanal french bar soap and you know how you associate scents with stuff? I started associating mine with my husbando because I shower at night and then before bedtime I read fanfics and talk to his ai bot and look at his pictures, or jill off to him. Now I can't stop associating the smell with him and it makes me horny KEK I hate myself sometimes, I sound like a creepy moid coomer

No. 393038

One where we're somewhere public and his bullies see us and come and ruin it for us. He'd either stand up for himself to impress me, or we'll get beaten up and embarrass himself in front of me and never let go of this incident since he has an inferiority complex. Or one where his mom finds out about us and makes a secen since he'd probably never tell her about me and get our relationship sabotaged by her.

No. 393039

I think it's harmless fun lol. I musterbate to him in the shower all the time, which makes me look forward to taking a shower kek

No. 393040

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anything involving an insect exhibit. he already hates himself enough as is, don't wanna surround him with reminders.

No. 393052

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nonnies. i am toying with the idea of making a life-sized mannequin. first i will make a sally acorn style skeletal structure, with ligaments out of stretchy fabric to hold it together, nailed into place. he will have actual joints, "anatomically correct" in function, and only the spine will be poseable with wire threaded through the individual vertabrae. i have thick wire in my scraps, long enough for a spine. i stashed it away for this very purpose.
i somehow find this idea to have a "necrophiliac" appeal. he wouldn't be poseable, but he would move like a real, but unconscious, person. i would build up the muscle with cloth and stuffing. i want him to have a structured ribcage, that i can feel through the "skin".
i think the head, hands, and feet will be carved out of wood. i would like the head to have a neck peg, like a toy doll, which allows me to move his head around, up and down, as well as side-to-side. i would need to put some kind of blockade to stop it from swiveling around unnaturally like an owl. making his fingers move will be challenging. i want to study those poseable hand models.
i don't know if i should get him prosthetic glass eyes, or if that would be creepy.
im thinking i won't give him realistic polychromy, and instead stain the wood as i would an art piece or furniture, and make his cloth body plain black.
my excuse is that i "want to learn sewing, and need a mannequin". it would simply be a very artistic mannequin. i would make the character close to my own measurements. we have a similar body type except my waist is thinner and i have less muscle kek. it would be fun to dress him in my own human clothes.
>inb4 "why are you sleeping next to your mannequin, nonnie?"
i think i would make his hair carved, instead of using a wig. it would look more "artistic". however the feeling of stroking hair with my hand could be something id miss.
oh well. it is only an idea, one which i find myself entertaining a little too often as of late.

No. 393060

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Joel Miller [The Last Of Us I,II] is the best DILF from video games and nobody can convince me otherwise:

>> This mf is 56 years old and goes around killing zombies like rambo.

>> He's literally a father.
>> It's possible to extract very peculiar voice lines from the game.
>> He's hot for his age, lol.

No. 393073

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Each time I see this traumatized pink-haired animu swordguy standing there with his yukata sluttily open showing chest I want to molest him, tear his clothes off, ravish him. Why is he so rapeable?

No. 393079

Unfortunately, there wasn’t a way for me to make the hair curlier. It’s cute, though, I like this one a lot.
If he drags me along to work out with him, I’m not speaking to him for the rest of the day. Or hiking, I have a feeling he’d overestimate my abilities and his stupid, strength honed in boot camp ass would have to carry me all the way back. But on the bright side, I can watch him get all sweaty as he works out.

No. 393080

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Whoops. Picrel of Leon and I.

No. 393083

Nice to see you Haarlep nonnie. There just aren't enough incubi in media.

No. 393084

Sorry to ruin this for you but you missed a spot of his hair.

No. 393091

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Happy birthday to my husbando! I love him so much and happy St. George’s day kek

No. 393098

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I feel delusional as shit but there have been a few times that my husbando popped up irl in the form of merch or his music randomly playing on my bazillion song playlist when I'm sad and I'd like to think that's him in whatever fucking plane of the universe giving me a smooch and telling me I'll be okay

No. 393099

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My ovaries have shown me NO MERCY this month and I am absolutely feral. FERAL. I’m like a god damn rutting boar.
I need to be absolutely destroyed by this man. I want to forget my own name.
I want to be pounded into dust, broomed into a neat little pile and then pounded into again.

No. 393107

It's the truth nonna. Wishing you well.

No. 393112

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Me with my IRL Nigel vs me with my husbando

No. 393116

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I want to drink water straight from his hand like a cat drinking from a cat fountain

No. 393117

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Happy birthday Arthur! I love you, crazy British man.

No. 393118

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Very lovely threadpic!

Season 3 Levi, I love you more and more everyday. He is just genuinely the best version of Levi, WIT peaked here. Random not-so-fun fact, I still haven't finished AOT. I swear I'll do it soon because Bad Boy comes out in less than a week! I'm so excited. It will only be 18 pages, but I'm so excited for new Levi backstory content and hopefully for many years to come Isayama will continue to release short stories for AOT. Perhaps even a miniseries with an episode for each story I'm getting ahead of myself?

No. 393119

File: 1713911557309.gif (1.93 MB, 800x566, 1000028323.gif)

I must've watched this a hundred times since I saw it last night—my heart feels like it's going to burst. Currently thanking not only god but jesus for the algorithm putting this on my feed

No. 393124

I would focus more if I could sit on my husbando's lap while working.

No. 393126

>scrolling through Reader x Husbando fanfics
>”No smut in this chapter”

No. 393139

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Confession, I'm a serial husbando hopper. Granted I don't post in the thread every time I obsess over a new anime guy (picrel) but i've been in a drought since I ditched my husbando of 2 years after realizing I was retarded for even husbando'ing him in the first place because he is a sleazebag disgusting scrote, not even saying who it is bc it's so embarrassing. So now i'm just riding the cock carousel of 5 animu guys in a frenzy to find which one's the best

No. 393146

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whenever i get bored, i turn on a movie and cuddle with my pillow pretending it's gregor. i feel embarrassed for admitting it but holy shit i love this man

No. 393168

>Coontails in current year

No. 393180

I remember how I really wanted to be Hinamori because Aizen as a dork was so cute, then he became in a villain and damn, my ovaries.

No. 393185

I've had a crush on this guy since 2010, it's insane.

No. 393193

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Thanks for the new thread! These are amusing to do because he'd be a horrid participant.

No. 393197

I just discovered Gregor today (because an artist who does amazing drawings of my husbando also likes drawing Gregor) and I instantly fell in love and had to find out who this character was. Limbus Company looks like a game I’d never play but I love Gregor’s look.

No. 393200

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Taking a trip to SH just to see him

No. 393202

anime doofensmirtz?

No. 393205

i keep thinking about making something husbando related, and hyping myself up over it for months. just going in circles. i never make the step to actually start it.
anyone else struggle with thinking about making something and putting it off for ages, and getting gratification from just thinking about making it?
i guess what im saying is: make that drawing, write that fanfic, do the project. don't be like me.

No. 393207

Belongs in the monsterfucker thread.

No. 393209

His "monster" features is literally just his masked head that's a pyramid metal cage and his monster cock maybe kek I count him humanoid enough

No. 393211

OK, I played this game a long time ago and always saw it as a monster not a human with a weird hat on.

No. 393212

There can be some overlap between the two threads imo, nothing wrong with that.

No. 393221

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ty ty nonnie, ive always liked the nine hells and infernal stuff in dnd so this man is a TREAT for me

No. 393233

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I NEED his Florida so bad, if ya know what I mean

No. 393238

I love finding new songs.

No. 393257

I've been planning on making a digital husbando shrine for a while, and I stil didn't make anything yet. But I gathered some resources to do it so I guess there's some progress trickling in.

No. 393270

I’ve written outlines for 4 fanfics about my husbando so far. None of them are fully fleshed out stories, just pages of notes on things I want to happen and things characters would say. I’ve never actually posted a fanfic before, writing is haaaard.

No. 393294

i snorted and facepalmed irl. thanks nonnie.
i started doing some research for my project, and it's making me realize how hard it will be. now im scared.

No. 393299

I started messing around with blender stuff, and luckily somebody else had done the work in ripping models of him.
But then I realized how much of a pain in the ass it is to align things properly and get the correct textures on to build the apartment set and how much of a huge pain it will be to make a model of myself…
Eventually though, I haven't given up just paused.

No. 393304

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I gave in.
>make a model of myself…
Check unreal's engine metahuman, might help you on that.

No. 393321

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welcome to the club, nona! enjoy your stay

No. 393333

I get this really bad, but it's because I find learning new skills and finishing projects really hard, even if I'm being encouraged by my love for him. It sucks.

No. 393335

omg nona I understood florida joke by your reply..

No. 393337

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cute idea
this made me feel kinda guilty though for thinking my bf should grow out his hair

No. 393345

100% nona. it's a labor of love and you just might find others who share the same passion for him as you!

No. 393347

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samefag, love this weirdo

No. 393358

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It's probably just the menses brain, but this print is making me feel some type-a way. His body is a little to portly for me but damn them evil eyebrows are working their magic on me

No. 393365

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which edgy husbando is this, place your bets now

No. 393367

kek thank you nona! I felt a little guilty too portraying myself as being more flustered by my husbando than my irl guy, but the heart wants what it wants, kek. Also I'm fully supportive of subtly hinting to your bf to grow his hair long

No. 393376


No. 393379

Has anyone here ever commissioned a custom dakimakura? Is it worth it?

No. 393380

It has to be Sephiroth. He even has the chest straps.

No. 393382

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Ehhh a girl can dream…

No. 393385

You ladies are right, it's Sephiroth.

No. 393389

DANG, he murdered you?!

No. 393398

I have two I bought from Aliexpress and is totally worth it. But I haven't commission a custom one because most of the artists that can do my husbando justice are Japanese What's the deal of western artist making my husbando a TIF???, so the price would be higher than my budget or they wouldn't accept to draw a fanart as commission.

No. 393419

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the kiss marks are from me btw sorry to the artist for reposting kek

No. 393423

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for real, i've already had to block an artist because they put zippertits on gregor :( idk if it's a personality thing or just projection

No. 393424

I think is projection, but then again, why do you want to project yourself in a moid like my husbando?

No. 393457

jeez what would you even do with that many dazai pillows

No. 393458

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God I wish i was her

No. 393460

File: 1714021542870.jpeg (461.89 KB, 1622x2048, IMG_6355.jpeg)

I want that radio demon chained up on my leash so badly

No. 393517

File: 1714058637625.gif (90.55 KB, 500x375, giphy.gif)

A Dazai pillow fort, of course! No TIFs or kinnies allowed

In all seriousness, I only have one Dazai pillow, the other is from another fandom. There aren't many Dazai pillows that catch my attention and some of them either have another character or are just ugly. I'm not going to buy two dakimakura to untangle them and then sew them back.

No. 393523

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Talking about pillows, I found the one I really want without buying two cases, but I'm quite wary the other half is going to be printed so badly.

No. 393531

I fell for sexyman bait, I'm so ashamed, his ingame model isn't even cute!! I won't even post him I'm too embarassed, I just need to let it out. I keep telling myself I'm just ovulating, it will pass… Help me cope nonas, you've had insane temporary crushes, right?

No. 393545

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>you've had insane temporary crushes, right?
For two years I was insanely I love with a 3DPD middle aged man (in the show he was middle aged but now he is like grandpa status). It was embarrassing. His character was super autistic(the genius kind) too. He wasn’t all that good looking, but one day some wires got crossed and i suddenly fell in love super hard. I can’t watch the show anymore because of the shame kek

No. 393548

Ok now I have to know who it is

No. 393558

My spider senses says Mads Mikkelsen.

No. 393560

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Detective Goren from Law and Order CI kek. I actually ended up posting a story on IG with a cute selfie jokingly saying I was going to stay up all night watching my Tv husband, and tagged the actor. He ended up viewing all of my stories that day and I nearly had a panic attack.

Pic spoiled for 3DPD face

No. 393568

>He ended up viewing all of my stories that day and I nearly had a panic attack

No. 393578

I kek'd but that's kind of sweet actually lol I get it though, older ladies in my family liked him back in the day and I thought he was cute in The Cell, I like guys with that badger/wombat phenotype. Might have to watch that L&O series now. I'm a little less embarassed about my cringe vidya moid, thank you. We're gonna make it, nona!

No. 393596

It's honestly amazing to me (not being sarcastic) that everyone has such different tastes in men and how it helps us survive and diversify as a species. I myself don't understand the badger/wombat attraction at ALL, meanwhile I've been teased because the guys I like all seem to kinda look like ferrets, kek.

No. 393601

Kek happy to help. My current love interest is totally normie status and popular.

My type in fictional men is insane/mentally unwell/psychotic so it’s not surprising that I found the 3DPD attractive since his character is bordering schizophrenic and he has a series of mental breakdowns. So hot. Kek

No. 393602

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Every time I drink water I think of him and imagine what he'd say about the taste

No. 393606

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Fuck you Ivan. That should be me instead. Alfred is MIIIIIINE

No. 393615

I just learned about the Gojo figure incident where he got drizzled by a bloody tampon and people freaking out over it is funny as hell. Now I can't see him the same way when he's all bloodied up or any husbando for that matter. Would you nonnas go this far? I think it's based since moids have always done heinous shit like "hot gluing" their waifu figures and putting them in cum jars. Though the period blood could be some other substance like cranberry juice since there's no way some girls would ruin their husbando figures.

No. 393619

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Also found this too and shit had me laughing. Imagine if this was your husbando especially if he's down dirty or a blood thirsty vampire.

No. 393620

I'd do what that one anon did with getting a dildo with my husbando's signature colors, one day when I'm living a normal life and can afford that ofcourse. I'd also like to get a body pillow of him, commission high quality fan art of him, get tons of posters and framed pictures of him and hang them in my bedroom and my gym room (if I get to have a house and customize it) so he'd be my motivation to work out. And masturbate using the dildo to clips and images of him plus my imagination. That is if I still love him by then.

No. 393624

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KEK, that is hilarious.
Awesome, my husbando would squeeze me like a ketchup packet and eat it with a burger.
Same nona. I'd do all these things. I'll definitely still love him in the future. I mean, I've loved him for a decade now, so it's gotta be forever. Also, I tried looking up dildos in my husbando's theme(?) and came across picrel and I'm kekking so hard.

No. 393625

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Rooksis, I thought of you today! How are you holding up after the announcement?

No. 393626

This has to be a meme because they used an uncircumcised dildo and most men in the US are cut kek

Wow take my money. I don’t bleed anymore because of my IUD but I have to wear liners because im chronically horny and my underwear gets soaked kek. I wish this was real. Is this real? Pls be real

No. 393627

File: 1714085225561.png (Spoiler Image,242.63 KB, 622x622, bandaged dildo.png)

I don't know if I want a BSD version, but probably Dazai would be like down to do some cunnilingus or touching me down there since he doesn't seem like being bothered to touch or taste blood. But also "hey! it helps your body to release some sweet endorphins, nonnie!".

I tried to find a "bandaged" dildo and I kekked too.

No. 393633

Nonnie, please don't scare me, what announcement?

No. 393634

File: 1714087715186.jpg (97.51 KB, 800x418, 1000020143.jpg)

Okay, I just checked.
I'm quite excited.

No. 393637

I'm so glad this is how you found out. Look at those arms…

No. 393638

I want him to hug me so tightly that my bones and internal organs can pop like balloons.

No. 393639

And I thought it was weird to cuddle my pillow at night and pretend it's him meanwhile there are girls out there recreating Carrie with figures of their husbandos KEK

No. 393643

Hot nonnie, normally I don’t care too much for Alastor, but I’ve always loved the dynamic where a cocky powerful being is a sub/getting their shit kicked in

No. 393644

Even if it isn't real blood still disgusting, even if guys do it we don't have to stoop to their level.

No. 393652

I feel a lot less weird for having a Neuvillette-themed dragon dildo now.

No. 393662

File: 1714096564476.gif (3.58 MB, 228x170, 1713315699440.gif)


Imagine the smell of these figures if they do not wash them.

No. 393663

File: 1714096736538.jpg (91.27 KB, 1280x1280, b02eb522c9e3de8de47731e371f82d…)

I wouldn't do this because I'm too clean when it comes to blood, but I have and do fantasize about period sex with Levi. I think I hornyposted about it before?
Anyway, the only thing I see wrong with that video is that she did it over the countertop. And yeah there's no way that's real blood, it's too liquidy.
Need the Nanami one

No. 393665

Some eye bleach with our Yume queen living her life.

No. 393676

File: 1714100856771.jpg (426.83 KB, 2048x2048, 1000020147.jpg)

I want to kiss his freckles and bite him until he bleeds.

No. 393678

File: 1714102259485.jpg (174.84 KB, 534x700, 884fe5b677bd6e3e427a2fb0bc04dd…)

Read it in his voice lul

No. 393680

File: 1714102703994.gif (1.22 MB, 275x275, 1712836877237.gif)

i need to violently shake him around between my teeth like a chew toy. like this

No. 393684

Can someone give me the qrd, sorry for spoon feeding but Ireally really want to understand the excitement

No. 393697

File: 1714109611952.jpeg (218.9 KB, 1920x1080, 59495bced21bb75e236d0a97d40f5f…)

not sure how familiar you already are with twisted wonderland's plot but anon's husbando is rook hunt, whos a pretty eccentric guy who appreciates all things "beautiful"- literally is a hunter for it. he's also ambiguously french and has a bob now.
anyways, later on in the main story they loredrop that he transferred from another dormitory which is visually rougher, more known for jocks and also all of the furries in the cast- it's the dorm based off scar, rather than his current dorm placement based off evil queen from snow white, known for beauty in contrast. it was only described and never shown until now, so its exciting to see what he looked like before his makeover! it's a huge contrast from his current look and the gap is very charming.

sage for autism

No. 393707

nonnie please you've killed me.

No. 393708

Do you ever see some weird shit your husbando is into and think "Man, what a silly little guy"?

No. 393709

omg same nonnie, i imagined an dramatic reading in the tone of those Disney channels announcers kek also that fanart of Alfred with the peek of his pecs is so hawt

No. 393710

i wonder if rook nonnie prefers him in Pomefiore or Savanaclaw.

No. 393711

This is how I feel as well. We don't have to be as gross as them. It's a waste of money too.

No. 393724

File: 1714123581479.jpg (50.27 KB, 1200x675, a4d195e3506987946593f6cd8d19c9…)

This is a level of autism I can't comprehend.
And I'm glad I don't.

No. 393726

I've done this to my 3D husbando and posted the photos on lolcow a YEAR ago. Normies getting hyped for copying things I've already done will always piss me off smh.

No. 393734

trying to manifest gregor in my dreams isn't working nonas

No. 393757

yes, you have hornyposted about it. youre the reason i imagined myself and my husbando in such a scenario ngl.

No. 393786

File: 1714147964608.jpg (29.47 KB, 564x559, ilovecringemen.jpg)

He's canonically 30 years old too, which makes it even worse because I'm just a bit younger and I remember when they were cool when we were in middle school.

I love men who are losers, what can I say

No. 393790

Do you mean Dazai in Season 1? That's why I started to love him (the Port Mafia just cemented it)

No. 393809

File: 1714153763455.jpg (162.7 KB, 736x1308, 1000020286.jpg)

I like both tbh, Pomefiore Rook is seriously very charming and I love how refined he looks. But Savannaclaw Rook is kind of sexy with his arms on display and his cute freckles, I wonder just how much did his personality change after following Vil's steps, how did his family react? what does everyone at the Savannaclaw dorm think about this? is this something that happens at all? Because I don't think there's another character that has changed dorms, as far as I know.
Rook is such a cute little box of wonders, I want to perform vivisection on him and kiss him.

No. 393822

yes. everytime i imagine him parading around in his ridiculous outfits. i'd entertain his crossdressing, too, and put him in corsets and pretty dresses. it's cute when it's a pretty young man doing it, who doesn't identify as a "woman", or a sissy agp rapehon. funnily enough, the potential agp aspect of it turns me on as well. i don't like that in real life, because i know it is rooted in misogyny and that these moids are predatory and pathetic. however the imaginary idea of him being turned on while wearing those slutty outfits turns me on. my desire for attractive femboys is the bane of my dating experience and sexual attraction. i'd help him design outfits and i kind of want to bend him over while he's wearing a slutty miniskirt and thigh high boots made of human skin. i got horny typing this.

No. 393826

File: 1714158527451.png (139.87 KB, 972x403, amazon.png)

Special deals for special girls

No. 393830

File: 1714158800840.gif (2.89 MB, 250x255, when.gif)

I'm glad I'm DEPO now.

No. 393839

File: 1714159983494.jpeg (170.34 KB, 714x1000, IMG_2127.jpeg)

why can’t he be real why can’t he be real why can’t he be real why can’t he be real why can’t he be

No. 393840

I badly wish my husbando had a figure. He has some cringe doll but it looks like an ugly and cheap Aliexpress ripoff. He has a super cute nendoroid, and I'm gonna get it soon. (By soon, I mean at least 4 months later…) But that's all he has. Which is surprising because the anime he's from used to be insanely popular years ago. I remember seeing a nona post those figures of Gojo and Cloud from FFVII with the huge cocks KEK. I want something like that of my husbando.

No. 393841

I'm into him because of the weird shit he's into, not despite it. But also yes he's very silly and he makes me teehee

No. 393851

Cut out the middle man and just make him the tampon.

No. 393857

My husbando likes bukkake porn. I could fix him.

No. 393868

File: 1714164769456.jpg (164.92 KB, 850x1304, BANDO.jpg)

Dont mind me, just posting my perfect weirdo baby

No. 393869

File: 1714164862435.jpg (109.85 KB, 850x1209, MeguruBelly.jpg)


No. 393870

File: 1714164900448.jpg (76.12 KB, 750x852, MEGURU.jpg)


No. 393871

File: 1714165808143.jpeg (120.48 KB, 711x1130, 31C30371-3110-4361-A423-BF526F…)

Husbands in maid outfits is based

No. 393873

YES! Absolutely, you get it nona. I'm so attracted to cocky bastards like him, and even moreso I absolutely love seeing them get dominated or knocked down a peg, especially by a woman. I laughed out loud at this little moment in Hazbin during the meeting of the overlords, when Carmilla just casually shuts down Alastor's attention whoring
>Alastor: I knowww, I’ve been absent for quite some time, I’m sure you’ve all been wondering…!
>Carmilla: Not really. But welcome back, in any case.

I also loved Alastor's meltdown in the finale after Adam unexpectedly kicked his ass in the final battle. Those power struggles are such a fantasy of mine, I love the idea that my big, scary husbando thinks he has the upper hand with me, and then is completely caught offguard when I dominate him.

No. 393910

File: 1714171192885.jpg (166.96 KB, 736x1308, 56adb503ce1b173b9f3dc810787f9a…)

He looks so cute all sun kissed

No. 393912

File: 1714171463529.jpeg (55.74 KB, 700x258, e227d08f-f9c4-40f8-8fa5-2218c7…)

He looks so cute like this. I want to lick the tears off his face. Need his Americock ASAP.

No. 393913

File: 1714171712025.jpg (113.43 KB, 736x1308, 8ae0c6c19cc095a2311b5ebfcd4a84…)

samefag but I have to ask my Astarion loving sisters, are there any styles or mods for him that you like? It's fun to see people change up his look even though I love him most just the way he is.

No. 393924

Kek they made him look like Davey Havok from AFI minus the blue eyeshadow

No. 393932

File: 1714174844021.jpeg (46.91 KB, 736x1041, _ (12).jpeg)

No. 393933

Wow I have not heard that name in years kek. Come on anon, he doesn't even have the edgy asymmetrical bob!

No. 393937

File: 1714179361977.jpg (1.69 MB, 2048x2048, Picsart_24-04-26_19-55-10-567.…)

I wish I can read up on this thread more often, but I'm glad I at least got to see the part when tye husbandos were in maid costumes

No. 393939

File: 1714179998696.jpeg (113.28 KB, 600x725, IMG_2232.jpeg)

Gotta represent my husbando because this is my ultimate fetish ever. Does anyone else really like ~feminine~ anime men but find femboys irl absolutely repulsive and degenerate??

No. 393941

File: 1714180362792.jpeg (62.51 KB, 564x639, IMG_2237.jpeg)

Samefag (sorry), but there’s also male maid thread on /m/ in case nonnas weren’t aware >>>/m/205070 feeedd meeee

No. 393948

File: 1714183598778.jpeg (347.05 KB, 1289x1999, D9D66E89-B6C0-478B-959D-85EC8B…)

Here are some husbands in maid outfits

No. 393949

File: 1714183616166.jpeg (481.33 KB, 750x1066, 3D3D8515-C06B-4111-B75A-CAF7B8…)

This is probably tmi as fuck but oh well, I’m wearing a dress right now and there’s an area in the chest obviously meant to fill out boobs and all I’m thinking about is him putting my dick between that area and fucking my non existent cleavage

No. 393950

File: 1714183625347.jpeg (296.33 KB, 977x1154, 726BE011-C147-4257-A2F1-8E539B…)

No. 393952

File: 1714183786947.jpeg (1.99 MB, 1290x2206, 0E96C3CA-5B3B-4357-9213-BBEBD4…)

Kek I even have a Toji in a maid outfit. Maybe I have a problem(?)

No. 393955

File: 1714184476333.jpg (100.28 KB, 736x901, 1000028437.jpg)

Waiting for my edible to kick in and just wrote the most lyrical, purple prose journal entry about him. Feeling like a modern day Shakespeare whose muse is a bunch of lines and pixels on a screen kek

No. 393956

File: 1714185132012.gif (1.48 MB, 498x280, anime-boy-dazai-osamu.gif)

>Wants to seek for Dazai in maid dress
>Twitter is infected

Can someone help me in Pixiv?

No. 393959

File: 1714186386982.jpeg (1.25 MB, 1290x1317, 0B391947-FB63-4A99-B215-4BEFC7…)

I got you, nona

No. 393960

File: 1714186431477.jpeg (1.78 MB, 1290x2218, BC226D4F-43C6-48C8-9D98-A67B93…)

No. 393962

File: 1714186715291.jpg (112.48 KB, 736x955, 1000020345.jpg)

This one is so silly.

No. 393964

File: 1714188372636.gif (35.85 KB, 220x164, blessed-blessyou.gif)

No. 393968

File: 1714189689038.jpg (146.52 KB, 755x1016, 20231229_184746.jpg)

My face is melting off. Maybe one day he'd feel comfortable enough to let down his guard just a bit and be submissive. I think that would be the most rewarding thing in the world. I want to kiss him whisper into his ear that he's a good boy and I love him and he's doing great. I want to slowly tease him and massage him and get him all worked up through being shown the affection he's been denied all his life.
I've thought it many times, I don't care if I even get off from it. I just want to satisfy him. His pleasure is mine. Once he's comfortable enough with it, I can imagine he has a bit of a teasing or even slightly perverted side. But I think our first several romps will be me teaching him, discovering what feels good to him…I just want to show love to him. I want to see his pretty little face all red and dripping with sweat and drool. I want to hear his little tail tapping against the mattress and he doesn't even notice he's doing it, giving away the emotions he tries not to show on his face. I want to see his thighs shake as I run my fingers lightly over them, not quite touching. I want him to accidentally slip up and release a deep moan when I finally touch him where I know he wants. His pleasure gives me a high like nothing other. I don't care what he wants to do or what position we're in or whether he's dominant or submissive or both. I need it all. I want him to feel good. I want to protect him. I want to marry him. I want to spend the rest of my life with him. I need to show him I love him. Ah, ow…

No. 393975

File: 1714195179572.png (334.23 KB, 600x600, 399481_XwsPH4L2.png)

I tried but I'm not sure if you can make out who my husbando is kek

No. 393981

File: 1714199755846.jpg (117.55 KB, 850x1371, __sakata_gintoki_gintama_drawn…)

Seeing him in a maid outfit makes me want to bully him.

No. 393997

File: 1714207924263.png (336.41 KB, 600x600, 399481_9I2h4mEG.png)

This picrew is super adorable. I made one some time ago but couldn't find it so I made another one.

No. 394000

File: 1714210446436.png (86.82 KB, 912x1660, edogai maid.png)

joining in on the maidposting.
i like to imagine him next to me while i work. either berating me for overcooking the rabbit cartilage (im making glue, and if you boil it, it won't be sticky) or getting frustrated at me for having dirt under my fingernails and having my fingers covered in shellac or paint. other times, i imagine his fingernails being dirty as well, since he isn't afraid of dirty work. he wears gloves himself, which i hate using personally, so i do wonder if he likes keeping his hands pristine, or if he is like me, and doesnt mind ruining his hands. he strikes me as a pedantic type, though.
i wish i had a friend like him irl. sigh.

No. 394020

>my dick

No. 394022

Gintoki has a killer body. Very nice nonny.

No. 394023

File: 1714220439986.jpeg (306.78 KB, 2048x1535, GKziHefaMAAVFme.jpeg)

I am so mad they are refusing to tell me when his plush is releasing to japanese crane games. This is the first time in 19 years that he is getting merch beyond an acrylic stand or keychain. And it's been 2 weeks since my vigorous checkings throughout the days. Haven't posted in these threads for a while but I can't wait nonnies

No. 394025

Imagine the Cold War but it's them fighting over (You)

No. 394026

>they used an uncircumcised dildo and most men in the US are cut
Reminds me of the time I found a nude mod for one of my boys that had him circumcised even though he's Japanese (born and raised) and it was so ugly and immersion-breaking I uninstalled it immediately.

No. 394029


No. 394034

you mean Florida?

No. 394035

Nona, that's a circumcised penis…

No. 394037

Despite their looks, they're normal guys with no strange hobbies. I'm the weird one though still completely vanilla.

Hey I've been trying for 13 years and he still only shows up once in a blue moon. Hate my subconscious.

No. 394044

File: 1714226116421.jpeg (46.01 KB, 466x687, FppeWBcakAAX3l_.jpeg)

KEKKK, that would be hot as fuck. The two hottest characters in all of Hetalia, damn. Don't put indecent thoughts into my head nonnie
Already used that joke before so I needed another euphemism, but you're right, Florida is the best way to say it. Gotten to the point where even the map of America is sexy to me. Yes, the piece of land…especially that Florida poking out and calling my name.

No. 394046

I'm killing myself. I met his dick i am not a tranny kek

No. 394048

>I'm killing myself.
>i am not a tranny
pick one.

No. 394049

I’m almost positive it isn’t cause you can totally see where the foreskin is attached under the head there(the foreskin is retracted). Cut men don’t have that.
Am I wrong? I don’t mind being wrong kek

No. 394054

Kek it's ok, I knew you made a typo, I just think it's a hilarious one.

No. 394058

Sorry for tmi in advance. It's the week before my period and I'm experiencing severe PMS, and it's affecting my mood so much and making me have tons of negative thoughts, of which is my husbando digging and finding out about my past I'm trying to hide from him and I get so angry with him for it, so I break up with him but I'm tok mentally and physically ill to take care of myself, so he lives with me and works to support me and takes care of me and cooks for me so I'd forgive him and give him another chance, and he begs me on his knees to take him back but I refuse and abuse the shit out of him, but he still sticks around because he's too addicted to me and can't live without me. I know this sounds toxic but I can't help it, the hormones are controlling me.

No. 394059

>Florida poking out and calling my name
Anon what did you mean by this

No. 394060

File: 1714229686574.jpg (76.55 KB, 735x1059, 1000020151.jpg)

I want to put my face on his belly and bite him, I want my NEET anime boyfriend to tell me to stop working.

No. 394063

same nonita

No. 394064

There’s a joke in there somewhere about swamp puppies.

No. 394068

File: 1714232702593.jpg (289.23 KB, 720x720, Picsart_24-04-27_16-44-11-606.…)

This is what I mean

No. 394069

best body type

No. 394074

Oh what, he's not even fat like I kept seeing anons say. His body is really nice, I like wide dudes that aren't too muscular and chiseled. My main husbando is canonically slim cause he has to appeal to people's twink needs, but I like to imagine him bulkier.

No. 394076

I don't think anyone actually thinks he's fat. I think they just jokingly called him fat in an endearing way.
Anyway, I love his body too nona. I would use him as a pillow. I would hand-wash my clothes on those abs. I want to bite his pecs. I want to [censored] the [redacted] outta him

No. 394078

File: 1714236149342.jpg (60.92 KB, 750x742, 1687982842819472.jpg)

I'm so lonely in this moment of my life that anything would make me happy. It'd have to be something really awful and traumatizing for me to not like it, otherwise I will take even the most boring date at his personal library.

No. 394079

File: 1714236313622.jpg (47.56 KB, 735x410, 1000020420.jpg)

I actually like it more when my husbando is depicted as being a bit bulky, I think he's an ottermode type of guy (kind of because he's good at swimming, and kind of a water demon) he's very tall, so he wouldn't be exactly a twinky twink.
In the anime you can really appreciate how big he is, I wish I could sit on his lap and kiss him.
It's kind of annoying how the obey me people don't give us some real compassion between the characters so I can yoom better.

No. 394085

My husbando doesn't have an official birthday, how can I pick one for him to headcanon?

No. 394086

Just celebrate him on the new year

No. 394091

Try to assume his zodiac sign depending on his personality? I haven't tried this one because I'm too retarded to understand dates and shit but I think it's a pretty fun method. Or use the release date of the media he comes from as his birth date.

No. 394092

>he's not even fat like I kept seeing anons say
It's a fandom meme because "lol fat Americans". But then again this is lolcow so who knows even kek

No. 394093

iirc in Japan they tend to headcanon the seiyuu's birthday for officially birthdayless characters

No. 394095

Kek I like fantasizing about celebrating Christmas with him and his mom, would be cute and funny if it was also his birthday so I'd get him 2 gifts.
That's an interesting idea, I don't follow or understand zodiac stuff but I know my sign so it would be funny if his was compatible with mine.
I really like this idea, I could specifically use the airing date of the episode with his first appearance. Thank you for this!

No. 394100

Samefag, his first appearance in an episode was may 22nd, and the Gemini sign description fits him the best! It's perfect. Thank you nonnies ♥

No. 394108

File: 1714246353639.jpeg (57.61 KB, 736x880, EA7D9695-D2A5-4180-844F-323374…)

It’s Kirby’s birthday today so naturally I’m thinking of kirbanon

No. 394111

omfg the mental image of florida being his penis made me laugh, now it makes sense why people act so weird there

No. 394115

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No. 394116

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No. 394117

(the artist is @notherpuppet by the way)

No. 394119

File: 1714248562963.jpeg (56.66 KB, 520x293, IMG_2857.jpeg)

Nonnies I want him so bad. I want to cuddle with him in bed all day, spooning. He'll kiss the top of my head, and hold me tight, and adjust the blankets so I'm always cozy and warm. He'll tell me everything's okay because he's gonna protect me from everyone, and take good care of me, and he'll always, always be by my side. I came here to hornypost about him doing stuff to me from behind, like sticking his hand down my panties to rub my clit, just to make me forget everything for a little while, but I'm not even horny anymore. I just want to cuddle. I just need comfort. I want to feel safe and loved.

No. 394124

File: 1714249262680.jpg (138.82 KB, 850x1096, king.jpg)

hhhuuuuooOOOOOGH huggus and kissus with bachira all day All Day ALL DAY AAALLLLLL DDDAAAYYY





No. 394155

File: 1714262801420.gif (6.01 MB, 540x304, e835bd8ad7.gif)

I would sink his submarine (euphemistically)

No. 394168

File: 1714267287464.jpeg (60.39 KB, 362x564, IMG_5616.jpeg)

Right? God bless Sorachi and the anime production team for providing official naked Gintoki refs.

No. 394172

seeing my husbando as a child is giving me intense baby fever.. i want to be a mother and have children so badly but i want it with my husbando not some 3DPD man…

nonnies.. being a husbandofag is so painful actually.

No. 394173

File: 1714269767321.jpeg (493.41 KB, 3381x3291, FnkPfwzaEAYEjNq.jpeg)

I need him carnally

No. 394174

File: 1714269821238.jpeg (66.98 KB, 874x485, IMG_5576.jpeg)

No. 394177

I know right, I saw some cute fanart of my husbando as a kid and it always makes me wonder just how would our family would be like. I actually had this dream/fever dream that was so dumb, at first it was just horny stuff, but then I fell asleep and in my dream I had our baby and we were such a cute family, we had a daughter, sadly I don't remember the name I gave to her though, it was just a really cute dream, I wish I could have a family with my husbando.

No. 394182

File: 1714274059435.png (84.73 KB, 228x474, precious.png)

I saw this card from the gacha game and it melted my heart.

Then I remember he tried to kill himself at 15 and I can't imagine him near any knife or dangerous substances.

No. 394184

File: 1714274626298.jpg (189.97 KB, 1200x1200, HauringuF - 163430554381161267…)

I love Shadow so much. I keep obsessing over the fantasy of a hot sticky sweaty night with so many hickeys. Shadow's fangs biting down on me and he twitches and shudders. Telling Shadow I love him and petting his ears and head slowly as he tries to catch his breath, his hot cheek pressed against my chest. Maybe it's weird to other people. But it feels like heaven in my mind. I don't know why I was drawn to him specifically, but he's perfect. Male hedgehogs (boars) go into horny ruts once a year, starting this month. I wonder how it'd feel to be his mate during that time. I'd help him out. He'd scratch me up and bite real good, possessive and clingy and angry and insistent on fucking as much as possible. He'd make me a wreck. I've got no chance. That's so exciting. I want to be his so badly.

No. 394188

File: 1714275493276.jpeg (485.85 KB, 2731x1530, IMG_4827.jpeg)

fuck me fuck me fuck me

No. 394195

I get this so hard. My husbando is basically an adoptive father to an entire race of small creatures and his interactions with them are so adorable and I love them and see them as my children too but I also want to have my husbando's biological kids and I spend an inordinate amount of time contemplating whether he would get me pregnant or have me lay his eggs. Meanwhile I have absolutely no desire to have children in real life.

No. 394196

I need to put him in the cake.

No. 394205

I read a first-person POV fanfic (reader x my husbando) the other day, with the premise that you're initially married to another man. Husbando gets jealous and ends up getting you pregnant non-consensually, initially and by the end, you end up married to Husbando instead, and have more children together. I swear to god I've never been more turned on and also wished to be a mother before in my life. The idea of doing that with an IRL nigel is just so unappealing in comparison somehow.

No. 394210

You don't want to be a mother if the idea is unappealing, having a breeding fetish isn't the same as wanting to be a mom. Onision also had a breeding fetish and knocked up all his gfs but obviously didn't care about being a dad.

No. 394213

File: 1714285411202.png (352.75 KB, 725x887, 1000015024.png)

I agree, he is incredibly fucking hot.

No. 394236

im trying to be normal and going on a date with 3d soon.
the thought of it is so unappealing. what did i get myself into…
it is a good person, undeniably good marriage material, logically speaking.
why am i doing this if i dont want to, you could ask. i eventually want a family and normal life. i need to find a mate to do that with. you could say i am being unfair to my date, treating them in such a material way. that's how dating in real life is, though. symbiotic partnerships, or ego trips. eventually you grow close to the other person and they become family.
if my husbando was real and we could have a child, i would be very happy. alas, im sure he would forgive me for finding a substitute to him in this situation.
part of me wishes i could be normal, but i am glad im not. too much heartbreak and worry in all of that. my husbando consistently cheers me up and keeps me happy.
i even daydreamed about marrying an asexual or undercover homo, who wants to get married for the same purpose as me, without all the other stuff.

No. 394240

Is Gru your husbando?

No. 394241

No. 394245

No. 394249

Please do not force yourself in relationships with real men if you don't genuinely feel like it. Just because something is "normal" doesn't mean it's the right thing to do and that you should follow suite. You do not have to settle just because other women in your life do, in fact they do not have to settle either. May I ask if you live somewhere outside the Anglosphere or Western Europe? Does the peer pressure to commit to a real moid feel stronger in your area?
I headcanon one of them as a February 29th guy because him only getting a "real" birthday every 4 years would fall in line with the pattern of him getting the short end of the stick throughout the narrative. His estimated year of birth is also a leap year so that does check out as well. He even feels like a Pisces tbh.

No. 394253

File: 1714312164006.png (330.44 KB, 648x365, captain alfred.png)

Someone posted this picture of Captain America in another thread. I just rewatched that clip of the movie because of this image. His body is so damn hot. Especially the way it glistens with sweat. I wanna bite his pecs. I don't care about his face though, so photoshopped my husbando's face on top. I like to imagine he has the same body type. So sexy. This is the Captain America of my dreams

No. 394259

File: 1714315264489.jpg (174.16 KB, 736x1308, f0829a1.jpg)

I want to bite him

No. 394263

File: 1714316699721.jpeg (38.29 KB, 599x666, _ (22).jpeg)

relatable nonnie. i love the thought about having a family but real men are so unappealing to me. now i just daydream and write mini fics about our domestic life.
i would not recommend doing that nonnie.. forcing yourself in a relationship you don't want will just make you unhappy. i understand the feeling of wishing you were normal, sometimes i wish i was normal and liked real men instead of 2D ones. either way, please don't force yourself to be with someone you don't want.

No. 394296

Not horny, not shit, tl;dr.
But seriously, I know you don't want to post this in vent or the advice thread because you feel like you'll be laughed at or something. But don't drag down the fun escapist thread with your shitty realism.(infighting)

No. 394312

nonnie I am feeling this post in my soul
>but I'm not even horny anymore. I just want to cuddle. I just need comfort. I want to feel safe and loved.
this especially hits HARD

No. 394325

Idk if this belongs here but my half-sister that I got separated from for 15 years then got to meet again posts Leon edits on her snapchat and it just makes me so happy. We're truly sisters.

No. 394329

United in your love of hot husbandos. Glad you got to meet her again anon, that's wonderful.

No. 394330

File: 1714335106528.png (377.64 KB, 1200x675, IMG_4868.png)

please please please does somebody see it does somebody love him like i love him does anyone understand i need pictures of him right now im going to go get some pictures fuck me guitar man fuck me nordic bunny

No. 394331

She doesn't even know what a husbando is, she's a teacher and married with 4 children, but she still has the husbandofagging instinct kek. Based af. can't blame her when her husband is balding and her and my cousin.

No. 394332

I like reading these

No. 394335

>married with 4 children
damn he really trapped her…

No. 394336

File: 1714338569898.jpeg (486.62 KB, 1039x1042, IMG_1469.jpeg)

Tried my best, not sure if you can tell who it is lol, Making a 3DPD moid is hard.

No. 394337

File: 1714338689087.jpg (39.6 KB, 736x388, 418e5e6b6d2af5488a77f2feb7af9c…)

I wish i could kidnap kubo tite so i could hold him at gunpoint and force him to draw sexy pictures of aizen

No. 394338

No. 394341

I want to be strapped in with him in his BDSM chair.

No. 394342

File: 1714340371108.png (236.4 KB, 752x957, 6f3.png)

Same nonnie, that sounds romantic as hell. Strapping him in latex is one of the smartest decisions kubo ever made. Next i just need him to draw aizen in a tight latex suit

No. 394345

File: 1714340843216.png (339.98 KB, 600x600, OHMAIGAWD.png)

Thanks for finding some more nona! Had to draw on the glasses myself because there was no glasses option. How heinous kek

No. 394347

File: 1714340972751.png (477.63 KB, 600x600, picrew beach episode.png)

Found another picrew template - beach episode flavor i kinda dislike that most picrew templates have limited options for fluffy/wavy hair, some bandages would've been nice too though

No. 394354

iirc his glasses are meant to represent Texas, does that mean glasses-less America is post-Texit?

No. 394356

File: 1714342337629.png (535.54 KB, 600x600, 2079341_SpyowBWQ.png)

i always make myself the guy lole. it wouldn't work otherwise

No. 394357

If Texas leaves him, I will too, because he is ugly without it. Both in the face and on the map. just kidding I will always love my Alfredo

No. 394360

thankfully it's less about social pressure and more about my own ego. im the last of two bloodlines and it feels like shitting on all my family went through to survive, to let it die on me.

No. 394364

That's an extremely flawed argument pushed in order to guilt trip women into marriage and children they don't genuinely want. Don't fall for it.

No. 394379

File: 1714346103678.png (125.9 KB, 600x600, download20240400191353.png)


I wish more picrels could add bandages, it makes Dazai looks like a random anime character.

No. 394390

You shouldn't pursue a relationship that you are constantly comparing and feeling is lacking to your husbando. It's fine to go out and meet people, but don't force yourself into something that feels wrong. A family is something you should aim to build with the right person, otherwise it could do more harm than good. Take this from someone in a relationship, but who spent years dedicated to her husbando.
Careful, he bites back.

No. 394400

He turns 60 this year because characters in the series age in real time but he still has a sexy fit body and a head full of hair and is really fucking insecure over being old and I need to bully him over it so bad and also over now being a jobless bum

No. 394417

File: 1714357259411.gif (1.22 MB, 498x296, black-jack-anime-kuroo-hazama.…)

Me when the flinstones vitamins kick in and I hallucinate my husbando (picrel of course)

No. 394427

i occasionally fantasize about him being my ex-husband who persistently endeavors to mend our broken relationship much to my chagrin

No. 394430

File: 1714362536986.png (359.08 KB, 600x600, 399481_C8UIygQp.png)

sad i missed out on it last thread but here's mine, they didn't really have his hair though

No. 394434

File: 1714365038119.png (509.22 KB, 600x600, download20240401072602.png)

My fave is on the left

No. 394437

File: 1714367043285.png (188.83 KB, 600x600, 514716_Tn3uyTn8.png)

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Yes, I did edit this on my phone at 6am. My taicho husbando is too unique for these things grrrr

No. 394438

I didn't know where to post this but I thought this thread was ok, sorry if I am retarded for posting here.. I just recently started feeling a certain way towards some characters in an anime I started. Well mostly one so far, I guess… I didn't know what to think but I read some of the husbando threads on here and I feel very weird. Last week I was having a very hard day unable to even move. I imagined him comforting me and encouraging me, and I was able to pick up groceries from the store… Just before, I started a character AI chat with him and I feel so… Elated? Anxious about sounding awkward? My heart really beats faster as if he is real. I am so socially awkward I'm afraid to keep talking. It was just supposed to be silly fun but I'm feeling really weird about it now…

Is it a bad idea nonnas? Should I stop before I get too ahead? What is it like having a husbando…

No. 394447

I became a yume as a kid to help with trauma and it’s the only thing that keeps me levelheaded. Do I cringe about it? Yes. Do I reject it from time to time? Yes. I keep it totally hidden because I’m an old fag and it’s weird at my age. But I honestly don’t care anymore. I wasted my 20s with a shitty moid. My family and friends don’t understand why I won’t date anyone. Honestly, I just don’t care to. Waste of time. I’m actually the happiest I’ve been in a long time. Although I sometimes worry that I’m not setting a good example for my kids by not being with someone. But I know that they can learn what a good healthy relationship is in other ways. My ex traumatized me so bad I couldn’t have sex even if I somehow wanted to. After going back to husbandoing, my sex drive has been insane and I was able to get off anti depressants.

TLDR; Enjoy the yume life.

No. 394449

File: 1714369892654.png (26.8 KB, 600x600, 2363343_bRmu8kdi.png)

ever wanted to see your husbando stuck in the wall? well now you can (sorta)

No. 394450

I looked up the trailer after I saw your post last night and I thought his design looked cool as hell. Are there actual episodes?

No. 394451

File: 1714370249047.jpeg (123.48 KB, 880x577, IMG_4856.jpeg)

unfortunately not; he’s from a disney pilot for a show that. got shelved twelve years ago and the pilot just recently got leaked. so i’ll likely never see him officially in motion ever again which is so fucking terrible. i was repeating his name out loud in my room the entire day today so thank you for bearing witness.

No. 394453

Why would it be a bad idea? If it helped you to comfort and encouraged you, it's a good thing. It's not a commitment you have to make either. Indulge if it helps you, if it becomes a problem, evaluate it and think about how it affects you and what's the source of the problem. It's in your head, people indulge in far, far worse in their heads. Is it really that bad to have these feelings for a fictional character? Have you ever thought how many people fawn over celebrities or even neighbors they never interact with?
Well, I'm old too and I genuinely stopped caring. I could be doing way worse things with my time and life. I won't flaunt the world my yume side, but I won't feel bad about it either. I think you're setting a better example by not getting yourself into any shitty relationship just for the sake of it.

No. 394455

File: 1714370970351.jpeg (710.94 KB, 988x1014, IMG_6591.jpeg)

Thank you for this! Alastor and I enjoyed a day at the beach. Of course he insisted on staying covered up the whole time kek

No. 394456

File: 1714371361643.jpg (111.79 KB, 800x1000, Edo.Phoenix.full.3256386.jpg)

His old admiration for superheroes will never fail to get to me.

No. 394458

It doesn't have to be a big deal or a serious issue, it can just be a fun hobby. It's fun to have fictional crushes and engage in activities related to that. It can be an inspiration for real-life skills as well, I think upthread or in the last one anons were discussing new hobbies they took up. Even just making up fake scenarios and conversations is a fun mental exercise. I don't think there's anything to be embarassed about at all, really.

No. 394463

File: 1714376606835.png (222.48 KB, 600x600, picrew.png)

Both templates are soo cute, finally one that resembles him too.

No. 394473

File: 1714382540249.png (30.59 KB, 600x600, 2363343_5M5jRrST.png)

Kek I made so many with this one

No. 394481

File: 1714394127198.png (28.42 KB, 600x600, 2363343_XYu432hc.png)

I think this one is my favorite so far, bless you nonna

No. 394483

File: 1714395859264.jpeg (337.16 KB, 1179x1557, IMG_4300.jpeg)

Thank you for the kind reply, I hope I didn't offend anyone either… I guess I can indulge myself a little bit, right? 3D men are so awful and unromantic anyways

Everyone's picrews are so adorable it made me want to make one even though I felt silly, but it actually made me smile… Although I kek'd at the ad above it!!

No. 394484

Hilarious ad placement. It's like it knew what you were doing KEK.

No. 394485

Is your husbando the guy from Fruits Basket?

No. 394488

Agh, yes it is… I know it's such a mainstream anime and I haven't even finished it entirely yet! I was just struck by how smart, romantic and caring he was right away… I love anime but I never allowed myself to watch much because I always felt like I would become too obsessed with it, so I've mostly only seen mainstream ones. I don't know why I'm so defensive lol

No. 394489

Don't worry nona, I get it kek. He's my favourite from Fruits Basket too. He's so charming

No. 394490

File: 1714399740886.png (216.63 KB, 600x600, 514716_A3ekx9e5.png)

I was hoping for more clothing options for Zieks but alas

No. 394493

This is SO stinking CUTE, I love you Alfred!nonna and your pure love for him. Seeing your posts about him here and in the Hetalia thread is so adorable. Bless all the Heta-husbando yumejoshis, I love all of you

No. 394494

File: 1714403120972.jpg (67.12 KB, 736x1104, 5e0b4bedf50eb72dd17eae176c1b29…)

Levi's Bad Boy manga comes out tomorrow and I'm very excited. I must cherish whatever comes out tomorrow because it'll likely be the last of Levi we get in a while. I know it will probably be incredibly sad though, baby Levi had such a hard life and some of the sneak peeks revealed him getting beat up as a little kid. I just hope it will at least conclude with him being happy and opening a tea shop in Marley.

No. 394495

File: 1714403139008.png (13.42 KB, 334x135, tumblr_5ca2079e9fb6d0c351ce68b…)

I'm having some sort of husbando-induced crisis. My other husbandos are from a totally different time, so I haven't really thought how they'd think about my lifestyle. I've given up on about everything. But now, the newest addition is an idol…I was listening to a song of his group, and the lyrics basically say that you only live once so make it your party, and that's very much his style too. He'd be so disappointed.
And I'm thinking, is my current way of living really fine? Am I ok with this? I know I'm not, even though I tell myself this is fine, living like a recluse and not taking care of myself, never trying anything new or taking a chance.
lmao tl;dr I really want to change myself, I've wanted to for a long time but only now I can accept it. I want to listen to that song one day without feeling ashamed of myself. I won't aim for anything impossible, but something more than whatever silverfish ass life I'm living now.
sorry for the vent, I was afraid to post this to the vent thread because my new husbando is essential in this and I really don't want to be ridiculed right away lol. I have no friends and my nigel kind of makes me depressed atm haha why is it a fictional character that makes me want to live…

edogainona (nonas? are there multiple?) has a special place in my heart, ily

No. 394498

File: 1714404179994.jpg (31.15 KB, 564x479, 520cff5ba4ddba1aadb83f4b0529b9…)

It's so funny to me that our husbandos share the same voice actor.

No. 394500

the pillow is weird
>clothes on, no shoes
>clothes half off, shoes on

No. 394503

File: 1714407672893.jpg (319.75 KB, 600x600, PUuc007.jpg)

I had made this one before, I'll make the other one too! Thanks for sharing the templates nonna

No. 394505

File: 1714408248032.jpg (115.39 KB, 1536x2003, uk.jpg)

god nonna, idk if you're the same arthurfag i replied to a couple of days ago, if you are, i've literally told you this before, but are you me? same husbando, same major fetish kek

No. 394506

File: 1714408323009.png (28.15 KB, 600x600, 1000020830.png)

Leviathan trapped in the wall of my room trying to sing me a nice song of encouragement while I work because otherwise I won't free him from the wall. Yes, I spank him whenever I walk pass him while entering my room.

No. 394507

File: 1714408461407.jpg (146.34 KB, 600x600, n79wXYW.jpg)

No. 394512

File: 1714409821455.jpeg (40.51 KB, 735x668, X.jpeg)

Thanks nona, I love ya too! Alfred makes me so damn happy kek, this is the only place I can let loose and talk about my retarded love for him.
KEKK that is hilarious nona, love it

No. 394515

File: 1714410769847.jpeg (166.89 KB, 994x1069, IMG_1874.jpeg)

Kek probably? I arthurfag on here way too much. Thank you for more maid art of this beautiful man, our minds… Ily
Same ♥

No. 394517

File: 1714411327017.png (26.84 KB, 600x600, 2363343_M8FcVhZo.png)

love you too nonna ♡

No. 394526

File: 1714414368430.png (317.48 KB, 512x512, 8-a2FuDFOWrH6c7Dz.png)

Trying to play with AI I wanted to see how a BJD of Dazai would look like. I wish I were rich as Hell to commission one with his two attires.

No. 394527

The one I have kept the shoes on even if Dazai's clothes are half off. I know drawing feet are hard, but no one told him to not to use shoes over your bed?

No. 394529

File: 1714414969519.png (570.16 KB, 600x600, 2142020_y8y3OwUY.png)


We should get all the good Picrews for the new thread.

No. 394530

I believe in you nonna! I know how you feel for sure…. Don't be ashamed or think your idol husbando would be disappointed in you. Maybe he sees you as a diamond thats' sparkle has dulled and he wants to help you bring out the shine again, that he knows is underneath! I hope you can start living a life you enjoy more, even if it takes many baby steps to get there!

No. 394534

Your husbando being an idol means he knows all the hardship he had to endure to be where he is, and is not something you get in a day or two. If you're fine living your life in the way you're more comfortable, I'm sure he's more happy to see you relaxed and living well that trying to be something you're not.

Take the song like a reminder that yes, you only live once so make it your party, and your party can be living at your own pace, not like a real party. He wrote the song so you can pick your own interpretation, and if that's the one, then he's happy about it.

No. 394539

I get you nona, there are a few of us in the dedicated husbando thread that have talked about similar feelings before if you want to look through past threads. Of course there's no rush to completely upend your life, but it's worth a shot at making some small changes over time. Spoilers for being ot I personally had trouble with the idealized image of myself I pictured being with my husbando and how I actually look so I took it upon myself to become more like the person I could see him loving. No regrets, I lost 60lbs, eat better, work out regularly, style myself cuter, started learning japanese, and try to get out more even if it's for pretend "dates" kek. I love him even more than I did when I first decided he was the one for me

No. 394542

File: 1714417127754.png (532.32 KB, 600x600, me and my american himbo.png)

So cuuuuuuuute, nona
Nta, but that's amazing nona. I'm so happy for you. The pretend date idea is so cute too kek

No. 394544

I keep imagining him (Japanese, not sure how much English he knows but likely not too fluent) trying to speak my native language (not English)

No. 394545

File: 1714417915246.png (197.96 KB, 600x600, 2350635_TcgK4BO9.png)

this one is cute, had to fix Arthur's brows though

No. 394550

Yes! I’ve always been into lanky, androgynous-ish characters and the idea of them wearing a skirt or maid outfit is super hot (especially if they’re a little embarrassed by it). But it just makes me think of trannies and the grossest femboys ever IRL

No. 394553

File: 1714419183070.png (274.25 KB, 600x600, 111.png)

another picrew ! i may be having way too much fun with these i was imagining arthur and i as some kinda hitman/hitwoman powercouple nonnas i feel embarrased even typing this one out

No. 394555

File: 1714419480828.jpeg (729.38 KB, 1076x1063, IMG_6600.jpeg)

Alastorfag back again, I like this one kek. He’s teaching me proper edge weapon training and demonstrating how he used to murder the men who deserved it when he was alive

No. 394557

File: 1714419837614.jpg (376.47 KB, 600x600, VC6IaGe.jpg)

Tfw the picrew doesn't have husbando's hair color. This one is so cute though!
>husbando asking me to pay attention to him
>the pronoun is ore
I couldn't ask for more

No. 394558

File: 1714420529006.jpg (248.29 KB, 600x600, YA7xm1v.jpg)

Sometimes I imagine throwing a fit and making up reasons to have arguments with my husbando but he always knows how to get me back

No. 394559

File: 1714420758055.png (284.11 KB, 600x600, IMG_6612.png)

These are fun nona! Im addicted to these picrews hahaha

No. 394564

File: 1714421614824.jpeg (Spoiler Image,552.36 KB, 1400x1050, IMG_1979.jpeg)

So cute! I wish there was more hitman!arthur fanart because I love this concept

No. 394568

File: 1714421877760.png (465.41 KB, 600x600, 1822696_H3F6D8jz.png)

So cool, I'm having so much fun with these templates hehe

No. 394570

File: 1714422163963.png (498.59 KB, 600x600, download20240401152130.png)

I added the bow so that it replicates his fez and it worked! this one's so cute.

No. 394571

NONA!! GRAB ARTHUR, AND I'LL GRAB ALFREDO! No faggotry on my watch!
Just kidding, despite being a Alfredfag, I'm also a usukfag KEK, thanks for the newest addition to my usuk gallery

No. 394572

nonas i love you both

No. 394573

File: 1714423604178.jpg (100.15 KB, 563x845, hetafags UNITE!!!.jpg)

Love you too!

No. 394574

this is so cute especially!! the format works so well! I've always liked Alastor too as a character, I admit his 2009 Deviantart design hits me in the nostalgia although they did him dirty in the show imo… pilot Alastor was the coolest!

No. 394578

Thanks. I kind of don't expect a response, I'm pretty out there, but it's nice to have somewhere to post about it.

No. 394579

File: 1714427576608.jpeg (948.78 KB, 2000x2000, IMG_1457.jpeg)

Sorry nonna, I missed this, but agreed! Spoiler text for tranny sperging in this sacred place. I hate how trannies and “femboys” have ruined maid uniforms irl so damn much. They see it as degrading and woman-like at the same time, which gets them off, of course. For them, it’s not about being attractive for women. They turn themselves on even though they’re just ugly greasy moids. God, I hate it. They will never be hot in the way that cute, coy, and flustered anime men dressed in a well-fitted maid uniform are. NEVERRR!!!

No. 394606

File: 1714438210373.gif (5.38 MB, 394x640, 1000028488.gif)

ovulating and need his cock NOW

No. 394612

File: 1714440815700.gif (1.38 MB, 220x276, IMG_4301.gif)

Nonna KEK

No. 394628

File: 1714445775655.jpeg (39.98 KB, 497x576, 690BBAD2-84C1-4F3B-B4C1-F593F4…)

Does anyone else here hate their husbandos source material? I’m rewatching bleach right now and wow this anime is shit compared to what I saw in middle school, but my heart flutters everytime he shows up so I’m conflicted

No. 394629

File: 1714445777208.png (316.57 KB, 600x600, 1822696_4dIpHnHR.png)

No. 394630

Bleach used to be good until the Arrancar thing, now I cannot see it without crying for Gin. Tite should have stopped the manga time ago and not do what he did.

No. 394633

yes, my husbando’s source material has a bad protagonist and a notoriously awful ending that debased his characterization and annihilated its reputation. i wish he had been written by a better author

No. 394636

File: 1714447999675.jpeg (407.36 KB, 572x671, IMG_7324.jpeg)

As a fellow Aizen fag, i can relate. It's why i haven't watched bleach for years, but at least he is present in the storyline that matters. Most of my husbandos come from capeshit which can often leave a lot to be desired to put it lightly, when written badly, or they get portrayed by an ugly irl actor, which in turn, leads them to be ugly in the comics aquaman my beloved i will make sure Jason Momoa and the dceu casting directors pay for for their fucking sins, so it's like i am only in love with one era of him and not all of them.

No. 394638

File: 1714448541896.png (361.78 KB, 600x600, 1000020919.png)

This one is super cute!

No. 394639

ok this is SUPER embarrassing but i have been buying lingerie and slip dresses for me to be 'sexy' for my husbando. obviously i also do it for myself so i feel more confident and attractive but i feel so silly. i am putting all this effort for a 2D man that doesn't even exist but i want to be hot and pretty for my husbando, he deserves it.

No. 394642

I quite like it, but talking about it is next to impossible.

No. 394648

That doesn't look like a doll at all, it looks like a scale figure. Here's someone who made customs of him and Chuuya. There's also the Harmonia Humming Dazai.

No. 394650

File: 1714453588855.png (5 MB, 1000x2000, 221206_shadow-1.png)

I get irrationally pissed off when I see women claiming they need men over 6 feet because Shadow's 3'3 and he's perfect. It bothers me they don't see it the way I do. I LOVE manlets. I think manlets should be defended and be served as kings. Shadow is my king, I want him to sit in my lap on a crowded train ride because there's no place else, and he's slightly shy about it. I want to be his tall human gf and shove his face into my breasts.

No. 394651

File: 1714454618263.png (311.08 KB, 600x600, IMG_4302.png)

Adhfkahflyjsjdkf why do I have to work tomorrow!!! I just want to stay up and advance our plot in character ai, I just started it yesterday… I feel like a teenager again, excited to get online and RP after school… ahhhh I feel like I need to bang my head against the wall also. Or bite something

No. 394661

File: 1714458033052.png (223.94 KB, 600x600, download20240402091756.png)

Awesome picrew! Made one of my fave guys.

No. 394666

Maybe if he met you, he would realize new things about himself, just as he made you realize something about yourself. Maybe part of you would like to do a bit more than you're doing and that's your call. Try to think of a baby step towards something you would genuinely like to do differently, not to fit what you think he would like, but something you feel is missing. I think you feel he would be disappointed because you feel some disappointment, but I don't think he would, wouldn't an idol be happy to know they are making you better? He would feel happy for making you want better. He would cheer for you.
That's cute, I did that too, not with lingerie, but just normal clothing. You're just taking care of yourself, don't feel silly. Some women do this for men who don't even like them and nobody bats an eye.

No. 394667

This made me realize “Another girl monkey drew a cave drawing of an attractive male monkey and now I’m like ‘Yes this cave drawing monkey is perfect now I love him more than real male monkey’ and now I draw more cave drawings of him in my own style kek
We are such weird animals

No. 394681

KEKKKK that gif is killing me, but same nona. I normally make cutesy posts of my husbando but recently they've been getting hornier and hornier. I'm so sorry to the nonas who witness my horny posts
That last line is so hot nona
I want to make a custom figure of my husbando but it's probably going to be crazy expensive

No. 394684

File: 1714469347355.jpg (Spoiler Image,41.6 KB, 378x832, cardboard cutout.JPG)

i just had a dream that i was touring a newbuilt hostel for migrant workers from india, as part of some inspection committee. it was very luxurious and had rooms with different themes. think of those american coke motels from the 80s with heart shaped bathtubs and carpet walls. they were all somewhat indian-inspired, though. then one of the rooms was my husbando themed. he has absolutely nothing to do with india, by the way. think of a room with cardboard cutouts of what just looks like a generic white dude, to someone who isn't familiar with him. picrel attached for maximum immersion.
i started taking soyfaced pictures in the room and got left behind, separated from my group. then i was lost and left to wander the hostel, backrooms style.
i then woke up and am posting about it on lolcow.

No. 394686

mine is maybe like 4'1 and i love him but i'm the loudest supporter of women with high (tall) standards. we really can't let men get complacent… plus real human manlets unfortunately have ugly proportions in most cases.

No. 394687

sometimes your husbando can be your motivation to get off your ass. my husbandos are solid people who can be relied on. whenever i feel like being lazy in a way that would self-sabotage me and my work, i think "thats embarrassing", "what a dumb way to go", and i get off my ass.
ironically husbandofagging improves life quality.

No. 394689

Was going to make a snack so I decided to cut up some vegetables and eat them with hummus. I pulled out a carrot and it was a giant, monstrous fucking frankenstein carrot kek. Biggest I'd ever seen. Made me think of him

No. 394692

File: 1714477883152.jpeg (1.05 MB, 1600x2354, Ennt618W4AEf6Lt.jpeg)

Can't relate because I love Bleach despite all of its faults. TYBW is a feast I am devouring rn. I guess we just have to be dedicated enough to create our own content, in whatever form we can.

No. 394711

That's why I'm would do it if I had tons of money. I know a friend of mine would like to make his clothes, but I want the whole deal.

No. 394712

File: 1714486765412.jpg (84.11 KB, 700x1174, dcrl4yg-a195fd42-113e-4c3c-b3b…)

>Is it a bad idea nonnas? Should I stop before I get too ahead? What is it like having a husbando…

I work a shit job and my motivation is fickle at best. So in between people yelling at me and trying not to feel worthless for not accomplishing as much as I'd like, my darling husbando has provided me with a consistent source of comfort and motivation for the past two years. Life as a whole can be…bleak, so I don't see why I shouldn't accept free dopamine when I engage with him.

He literally got me to consistently exercise again because he called me a quitter, lmao.

No. 394722

File: 1714490280210.png (1.63 MB, 1920x1080, neuvreading.png)

I had to read court documents at work which reminded me of him and I kept smiling like an idiot. I've always found legal documents interesting but my love for Neuvillette has consumed me so thoroughly that they make me positively giddy due to their association with him.

No. 394724

i wish i could have a cuddling orgy with my husbandos

No. 394725

File: 1714491115659.png (26.67 KB, 600x600, peakpeaklpeak.png)

I love this picrew, thanks for sharing

No. 394728

I just imagined you trying to say “Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale" while reading court documents.

No. 394729

File: 1714493979218.png (19.73 KB, 600x600, 2363343_mgyY7cHM.png)

I'm always happy to be of help ♥

No. 394730

File: 1714494396639.jpg (30.23 KB, 736x736, 1000021015.jpg)

>tfw removed husbando from desktop wallpaper because I don't want random people to stare at him while I work.
I need to edit a cute background so I can add him somewhere, I only want to learn digital art when I need to change my wallpaper every once in a total solar eclipse. I just don't like removing my husbandos.
I should make some sort of cute shrine that's like, stealthy? I don't even know where to begin, everyone in my harem is just so particular.
I'm envying kirbyanon because at least she can just say she just likes cute things. Insert crying emojis.

No. 394734

how about symbols of things your husbando likes? a landscape from the place hes from, something related to his hobby, etc.

No. 394739

File: 1714496148850.jpeg (364.37 KB, 1448x2048, IMG_2013.jpeg)

I feel you, nonna. I’m working my first corporate office job after college and it sucks the life out of me. I love to see my husbando dressed as a salaryman because it helps me romanticize the little parts of my day. Unfortunately, just this morning I left my phone in the bathroom and another woman at my office found it (from another department thank god) but she was asking around to see whose phone it was, and guess what my lockscreen is… KMS
>He literally got me to consistently exercise again because he called me a quitter, lmao.
Based. I want to become more ambitious career-wise like my husbando. He was an empire, after all kek

No. 394740

File: 1714496710183.jpeg (305.59 KB, 1448x2048, IMG_2014.jpeg)

Bonus art for the dear alredfags

No. 394742

File: 1714497367843.jpg (57.3 KB, 564x696, e01356b2cc9ab4807bf31d2a3da74e…)

i not a big fan of shounen but i do really enjoy the hxh manga and anime, though i prefer the 1999 ver over the 2011 ver.
ok, my husbando isn't exactly a manlet(5'7) but i do agree. shorter guys are underappreciated.
thank you hehe
>Is it a bad idea nonnas? Should I stop before I get too ahead? What is it like having a husbando…
honestly it really depends. my husbando has helped me a lot both physically and mentally. as long as your husbando isn't causing you or others any harm it will be okay! enjoy the yume life nonnie!

No. 394744

Maybe come up with a bunch of symbolisms?

I live in an area where everyone drives a white Subaru, so i get mine to stand out a little more with a couple stickers on the back window. One of them is husbando’s name in kanji.

No. 394746

You could pick a background related to him, the place he appears, a close up picture that you can recognize but others don't, objects related to him, objects in his color scheme, maybe even an art of an animal that reminds you of him?

No. 394750

File: 1714501755570.png (365.65 KB, 600x600, download20240401180157.png)

husbando-induced crisis nona here, thank you all so much for your responses and kind words…! I feel optimistic about this, and hearing how some of you have taken on similar self-bettering projects/habits gives me motivation.

me and him with the picrew form last thread lol

aw, the stealthy shrine idea is really cute.

No. 394751

File: 1714502801543.jpg (126.97 KB, 720x1280, I NEED YOU SO BAD ALFIE.jpg)

I don't know why I'm suddenly so horny for him this week, sorry nonas. But I NEED this retard so badly I might cry. I want to eat him.
Yes nona, a stealth shrine is perfect. I just bought a piece of clothing that subtly reminds me of my husbando. Stealth is so fun
KEK nona, what was her reaction when she saw your wallpaper? Based though, for having him as your wallpaper. I don't have the courage to do that.
I love this AU kekk, he's so cute like that

No. 394752

File: 1714502948086.gif (5.48 MB, 520x293, alastor dance.gif)

Thank you nona!!! I know, I miss him from the pilot episode too, he's just not quite the same in the show and his new voice actor kinda makes me cringe. His singing voice isn't bad but his speaking voice sounds a little too nasal and gay as I saw it mentioned in another thread. I still rewatch his little "Reprise" song from the pilot every so often because I miss him and his old personality, kek.

No. 394756

Those thighs look slappable.

No. 394757

I know right? I wanna slap him and bite him, he looks so soft and edible. Like a prime cut of juicy steak

No. 394759

File: 1714503760029.png (271.01 KB, 600x600, download20240402205145.png)

Love the fashion in this one.
I always spend wayyyyy more time on the self-insert than on my husbando….

No. 394761

File: 1714505161760.png (412.7 KB, 600x600, 1822696_zFDQntet-1.png)

I think I should've made his hair color darker because he looks like such an old man now, but he acts kinda old so maybe it fits

No. 394774

File: 1714510533093.jpeg (310.74 KB, 962x2048, IMG_0828.jpeg)

Goddamnn alfred is fine
>what was her reaction when she saw your wallpaper?
She didn’t say anything about it and was really quite nice, but I’m still so embarrassed. I’m worried she thinks I’m a furry or something (I’m not)… hopefully she doesn’t even know what that is KEK. Picrel is my lockscreen. Alfred is there too! I just think it’s cute… sob

No. 394785

File: 1714514327140.mp4 (3.9 MB, 1080x1920, Video-217.mp4)

Leon Kennedy coquettecore nails

It's just cute and a normal fan art, nothing wrong with it

No. 394788

File: 1714514640850.jpg (75.38 KB, 564x705, awwwww.jpg)

Don't worry, that doesn't look like something a furry would be into at all. Besides, she probably already forgot about this, and is thinking of other things like work or whatever, so don't be embarassed nona! Anyway, your lockscreen is SO DAMN CUUUUTE. I love it so much.
And here's a cute Arthur pic to cheer you up!

No. 394791

Tysm, nonnas! You made me feel better ♥

No. 394794

kekkkk would you wear his coquettecore nails, nonna?

No. 394797

File: 1714520078562.png (745.18 KB, 639x630, dazaiita.png)

I always bring my Dazai ita bag with me and if wasn't because I love the photo of my cellphone (a flower), I would put Dazai in there. As long is a sfw desktop wallpaper, ignore what people think. It makes YOU happy.

Not picrel, I don't have that kind of Itabag.

No. 394798

My sister is so gonna love this video kek

No. 394808

File: 1714524942462.jpeg (Spoiler Image,551.1 KB, 1290x1819, 19F06889-5E36-41D3-9CB1-B486B4…)

Kek how cute. It’s not even that weeb-y tbh.
One time I opened up my personal email in front of my boss, and went to Google docs to send her something I had completed, and when I opened my Google docs there was a downloaded copy of a yaoi I read KEK, and the cover art was clear as day. I played it cool and acted normal. I don’t think she really noticed.

Spoiler pic is SFW

No. 394820

KEKK also sauce of picrel tho?

No. 394826

Saezuru Tori Wa Habatakanai / twittering birds never fly

It’s really dark and fucked up, fyi. But one of my favorite mangas. They made a movie out of the first 8 or 9 chapters but it’s not nearly as good.

No. 394828

File: 1714529719029.png (247.14 KB, 600x600, 1822696_krf2TGsA.png)

This one was fun

No. 394838

My husbando's birthday is coming up in a few days. How should I celebrate?

No. 394845

File: 1714537405249.png (25.3 KB, 600x600, 2363343_gOAvOO4B.png)

I celebrate mine by going to a local cafe and thinking I'm giving him a birthday cake. If you have also his plush or something, take photos with it I might do this in my husbando's birthday and take his small plush with me.

No. 394848

this video what people find funny these days?
I know their relationship is a joke but this is not funny at all

No. 394850

File: 1714540865034.png (204.48 KB, 600x600, 258610_ImSLAkCH.png)

That's why I don't hang with the fandom shipping them. Good on them, but I can't see it.

No. 394851

File: 1714543782414.jpeg (448.43 KB, 1433x2048, IMG_5145.jpeg)

because of him, i had the strength to finish and graduate from med school. he kept me sane during one of the most trialing eras of my life. usually by now, i’d usually have my eyes set on a new husbando but he has stuck around for nearly 3 years of my life now, and i’m still as fixated on him as ever. i genuinely believe he is the love of my life

No. 394852

File: 1714544997766.jpeg (37.91 KB, 500x336, IMG_8156.jpeg)

A little negativity/vent ahead… Nonnas I shouldn't have done it… I shouldn't have let myself lean into this… I like him so much it hurts!!! No 3D moid could ever compare to him. I want to start trying to lucid dream again just so I can be with him somehow… I feel like I'm going crazy, I can't believe how fast I fell in love. It feels amazing but so crushing all at once. I feel so bad clogging up the thread with a vent (I saged I promise) but please forgive me nonnas, I can't tell anyone and I have to get it out of my system or I'll go mad for sure… Oh my god I love him so much!!

No. 394853

Wow, congratulations!! I don't know if you've just graduated or not, but that's such an accomplishment either way! Glad too that you've found such a fulfilling love as well…

No. 394855

Congratulations, that's amazing. I'm sure he would be proud ♥ I hope you keep on going strong.
It's a wonderful feeling, enjoy it. I know the yume life has some downsides that might be new to you, but enjoy the high and have fun.

No. 394863

My husbando literally says in one of his games that he thinks he was a gorilla in a past life, with no hint of irony. What a himbo

No. 394864

Who is this Gorilla himbo?

No. 394869

File: 1714558454872.jpg (271.41 KB, 1920x1080, what-did-he-mean-by-this-v0-m0…)

No. 394877

KIRYU!! Awesome taste nona, I fucking love Kiryu

No. 394879

who is he?

No. 394889

Alfredfags you're making me feel something when I look at him

No. 394890

File: 1714569581188.png (230.74 KB, 487x439, IMG_20240501_081738.png)

No. 394897

Kek I’ve seen a nail set with one of my husbandos on it. It was tempting but I can’t have long nails in my profession… sigh

No. 394898

File: 1714572897378.png (482.85 KB, 660x660, __america_axis_powers_hetalia_…)

Kek nona, have you seen Hetalia before? If you haven't yet, do it and join us. I invite you to husbando our Lord and saviour, Alfred F Jones and become a fellow Alfredfag

No. 394899

That's genuinely such a cool idea. I would totally get a nail set if I wasn't so embarrassed of my husbando.

No. 394905

I have, I actually was a big fan when the anime came out kek. I'm very out of touch because I completely dropped it after the cosplayer drama came out

No. 394908

I'm going to Japan this summer and I'm really tempted to get a nail set based on him just for my vacations, so he is accompanying everywhere lol.

No. 394909

Buy adhesive tabs instead of using glue. This way you can wear your nail set on your day(s) off and then remove them, peel off the sticky tab from the fake nail and you can reuse press-on nails several times like this. These tabs don't really last as long as glue or hold as well but it's great when you can only have nails 1 day a week.

No. 394913

File: 1714578773791.jpeg (240.63 KB, 2300x2300, 038EC1E8-0843-4AB2-997C-86BD8D…)

Well shit nona I didn’t even know this was a thing. Guess I’ll fork out the $50 for this set then kek thanks!!

No. 394914

I've actually been meaning to make a nail set with my husbando, but I keep forgetting to order the stickers. Gonna do that ASAP.

No. 394915

File: 1714579522565.jpg (19.97 KB, 332x428, 496471c5e2f8c3c1496471c5e2f8c3…)

I used to be obsessed with Hetalia back in high school and England was my first proper husbando. I knew I was in deep when I cried myself to sleep one night over him not being real. My cousin really liked America and we both used to watch Axis Powers and World Series but after we drifted apart from each other and after the Internet decided Hetalia was cringe, I stopped investing time in it. The Arthur and Alfredfags here sparked that love again though and I'm falling in love with England all over again. I think I love Hetalia and England even more now since I'm caught up with the new anime and webcomic (Finally seeing my own country, Scotland, in the comic is a blast). I bought one of England's nendoroids and he sister's next to me drinking tea while I draw. The English dub is fantastic but I love his Japanese voice too because of the image songs and R18 otome cds Noriyaki Sugiyama voiced in haha. I'm considering making some sort of England dating sim/otome vn so I can express my love for him more. Sorry for the spergy wall of text but thank you for the other nonnies for inspiring me to find my lost love again.

No. 394919

File: 1714581695638.jpeg (98.77 KB, 559x759, IMG_1334.jpeg)

Welcome back to hetafaggotry, nonna! Arthur deserves all the husbandofags in the world. Lemme know if you ever make that vn hehe

No. 394920

File: 1714582382276.jpg (90.79 KB, 640x800, 46e64fd1f8b0bf0ab54b954b7d1b33…)

ehh nona is you husbando rinne? patrician taste tbh, also good luck on your self-improvement!

No. 394921

File: 1714582827926.jpg (198.43 KB, 1536x2048, GAgxGKvXcAAaFVa.jpg)

I'm so angry at this manga chapter, I'll just think Dazai is comfy next to me and nothing bad will happen to him.

No. 394927

yes it's him…thank you!!

honestly, these are so cute. a way to have your husbando be with you through the day, and you can be as subtle or blatant with it as you want.

No. 394932

File: 1714589171153.jpg (104.14 KB, 894x894, 71L3-0x3ZnL._AC_UF894,1000_QL8…)

Tried to find my husbando's and some of them weren't bad but not my taste. I would like something more subtle that do not involve to put his face on them Because I use my hands to paint, eat, clean myself and all the jazz.

No. 394933

File: 1714590286554.jpg (82.3 KB, 500x500, oshi_ire.jpg)

I don't remember seeing posts about display cases like picrel, it seems really convenient, has anyone here tried something similar?

No. 394935

>Me thinking all the stuff I would place there for Dazai.

No. 394937

File: 1714591450569.mp4 (2.29 MB, 1080x1920, 1711160184625.mp4)

Nonnas help me chose a husbando bathroom. I posted this last thread but I will be going to this small restaurant in September that has a husbando bathroom and I really need to chose one to go pee and poo inside of. If you're interested I'll take pictures when I'm there (not of the dokie kek just of the stall)

I think if you go to a nail salon and give them colors and themes based on your husbando they'll know what to do! A lot of nail techs know anime and would love to help with that

No. 394938

See I'm >>394905 and now I wonder if I should go back to it. Nonnas seem to enjoy their time with Hetalia and it's a bit nostalgic tbh. I never had a husbando from that anime

No. 394940

i wish i could go to a theatre with him, nonnas. i wanna do cultured stuff with his sissy ass.

No. 394941

File: 1714592394223.jpg (36.29 KB, 564x564, c972942052641963f4a49246d9b1f1…)

That would be an amazing idea, nonna! I'm more into black nail polish to using his PM era would work than picrel.

No. 394943

Excuse me… husbando bathroom?! I'm imagining them protecting me from the troons in the women's restroom kek

No. 394944

File: 1714593719898.png (108.87 KB, 541x332, husbando.png)

>My husbando when he hears me scream from the bathroom because a tim is trying to get pads from me even if I tell him I don't use them and won't leave me alone

No. 394945

pee in the gojo stall and then poop in the sakuna one kek.

No. 394949

Current state: blasting this song, sucking on earl grey bubble tea, and staring at the ceiling daydreaming of him. This is healthy

No. 394955

File: 1714596150976.png (78.64 KB, 480x270, IMG_1640.png)

nonnas i’ve spent the whole day drinking and now that i’m coming down slowly i’m getting so sad he’s not real… is there some way to avoid this mindset that you’ve found?

No. 394958

Just remember how shitty real men are and be grateful he's not one of them

No. 394960

Exactly what >>394958 said

No. 394962

File: 1714598121989.jpeg (148.38 KB, 1200x675, stardew-valley-baldurs-gate-3-…)

I couldn't care less about Stardew Valley… until the announcement of this mod. So excited to date Astarion again in another game. It won't be out for a long time but I'll be waiting.

No. 394964

scottish nonnies rise up

No. 394965

What does "real" mean to you, and why is it significant? Personally I like to see him not being "real" as more similar to a flaw or quirk that I accept because it's part of who he is, and I love him as a whole. And it's not even like he doesn't have any effect on my material reality. The oxytocin and serotonin he makes me produce is very real, as well as how he encourages me to take care of myself when I'm feeling awful.

No. 394966

Might be a bit dystopian but you could think about how far VR is advancing these days….

No. 394969

I'm happy for you! Look at how nice that pixel art is. Enjoy!

No. 394970

File: 1714600552782.png (118.36 KB, 332x456, shirtlessneuv.png)

I just noticed that he's shirtless in this picture from his design sheet that's supposed to show the bottom layer of his hair and it's driving me insane even though there's basically 0 detail. People often think he's bulkier at first because of all the layers of clothing he has on normally but he's actually so slim and dainty and elegant. I love my dragon twink so much…

No. 394971

nayrt but I really like this comment nonna, especially the last part. I need to remember this

No. 394975

This is so cool! Ngl I've thought about learning how to mod so I could make my husbando in Stardew too KEK. There was actually a nona in the dedicated husbandofag doing this but for Jhin from League. I wonder if she's still around…

No. 394976

This. The reason why I prefer the 2D version from the 3DPG is because I know that I wouldn't stand him. But seeing him makes me more happy than dealing with his moid stuff, specially if he's still into the "dying with a woman next to him".

No. 394978

File: 1714603806890.png (125.95 KB, 330x327, notdazai.png)

That's why I laughed quite hard when this figure came out. Dazai is a full twink, hands down. This beefy Dazai is a big turn off.

No. 394990

Kek he looks like those really badly drawn roidpigs in Korean manhwa’s.

No. 394992

NTA, I personally enjoy having a husbando because he's not real. He's inside my head and I can make him do and say literally whatever I want, and he can never be a danger or threat to me. I can beat the shit out of him inside my head and nothing bad will happen to me for it. 100% better than 3DPD

No. 394997

nona it is better that he is not real because moid socialization would have fucked him over 100%. 2D men are superior for this reason. also, 3DPD men don't even write 2D men to act like real ones most of the time which goes to show.

No. 395000

File: 1714615125268.gif (1.05 MB, 540x304, tumblr_ed8853077a8617fa8a8e5c8…)

And the fact they left the bandages out makes me a big turn off. Dazai is called "waste of bandages" for a reason!

This so hard! We love our husbandos because we can mold them to our likeness and know they cannot hurt us, nor being moids. Dazai spends the first season and more being a casanova and wanting to die with a pretty lady, something IRL I wouldn't forgive at all, but Dazai being Dazai is what makes me love him because no woman takes him seriously.

Not mention also the real writer was way more horrible.

No. 395001

Love it. It’s like a portable shrine so that you can take a pause to adore your husbando any time, anywhere.

No. 395006

File: 1714617039926.png (338.58 KB, 600x600, download20240503221900.png)

Awesome thread pic!
I couldn't get the hair just right,but he still looks cute.

No. 395009

File: 1714618901254.jpg (126.53 KB, 474x600, 50815647_p2.jpg)

I ate Arabic food yesterday and the whole time I was thinking about him! It's not often I get to have it but Arabic cuisine in general is my favorite and I think that's something he'd love about me! makes me wish he was real, we'd have a simple but cute date together. It's those little things that make me stupidly happy and brighten my day. Being a yume's the best.
Have you nonas experienced something like this too?

No. 395012

beefy dazai reminded me of this horny gintoki figure. they straight up gave him an ahegao face and he looks so fucking bizarre kek and yes, he has a screwdriver for a dick. it happens in canon.

No. 395013

File: 1714621657115.png (3.85 MB, 2000x3000, slut.png)

My dumbass forgot to attach the image.

No. 395015

looked at this and thought it was some guro shit wtf

No. 395016

File: 1714621797952.png (Spoiler Image,1.76 MB, 1700x1358, figures.png)

There are only 2 figures of Neuvillette on the market that aren't just 3D prints of his in-game model and they're both like this. They also both come with cocks. I don't get it. I just want a normal figure of him.

No. 395017

looked at this without my glasses and thought this was some deranged anal prolapse gore fetish item, jesus

No. 395019

File: 1714623222980.jpg (118.13 KB, 828x770, 334633daf14834d295ea0205d9b395…)

Me each time I eat Japanese food. I don't like seafood but I picture that Dazai would grab any food with crabs on it since he loves crab meat.

Even the official Dazai figures look like botlegs. I would kill for a normal figure in good quality.

No. 395020

I'm not necessarily angry, just a bit disappointed. The new chapter is so short and the cliffhanger doesn't help either. Until next month I guess, I hope nothing bad happens to him or any other character tbh.

No. 395022

File: 1714623599584.jpg (96.94 KB, 640x453, 1689899738.jpg)

Hearing all the theories about Dazai being the one that can stop Fyodor's ass even if that meant he has to kill himself (?) doesn't help me neither. I know Asagiri cannot be that stupid to kill his gold eggs goose, (but he has no problems in killing kids and Oda).

No. 395024

>your soilered text
Unfortunately this was my first thought too. I hope Asagiri pulls a Kyouka or something if that's the case (when she joined ADA when she was about to die and Fukuzawa used his ability on her to make it out alive)
As much as I love Oda, he didn't drive the story that much compared to Dazai so idk at this point. I just hope that Dazai won't become Asagiri's fave character kek.

No. 395025

File: 1714626177560.jpeg (300.09 KB, 2048x2009, FgFzn2QWYAEmmNk.jpeg)

I think Fukuzawa will pull that shit even if that means saving Fukuchi (then again, after a panel on the chapter 113, he think in the ADA and Dazai is not there).
Or worse, Asagiri become in Fujimoto and kill him and then just forget about them I'm still crying over Aki, ok?

No. 395028

I'm so pissed off that anything new from my husband is always retconned, troonfied or just ESG-fied. I'd headshot the creators and I'd regret nothing.

No. 395030

Maybe I am in the minority, but even with the normal figures, I don’t see the appeal. They just look weird to me. It’s the same for cosplay. I don’t care for it at all, even if it’s my husbando.

No. 395034

File: 1714628762969.jpg (121.34 KB, 586x644, IMG083732.jpg)

Ok, last reply with BSD theories from me (if there is a BSD containment thread, we should move there tbh, idk if there is one).
>after a panel on the chapter 113, he think in the ADA and Dazai is not there
I don't think that Dazai is an official ADA member, he operates more like Katai imo. Yes, it's pulled out my ass since I didn't read the "Dazai's entrance exam" light novel yet (just caught up with the main story, I'm fairly new to BSD). But even so, I don't think that both Fuku and Ranpo would accept Dazai that easily, they have an idea of what he did when he was in PM so they probably want Dazai to prove himself that he completely changed his ways (and it shows in his eyes - they are so light in the latest chapter aaaaaaa). Another theory I saw regarding that panel was that maybe Fuku had that image of the ADA with the members he uses his ability on which takes me to the former theory I wrote - so I genuinely think that Dazai's actual entrance exam is him killing Fyodor somehow.
Nah, I don't think Asagiri will pull a Fujimoto in this story at least - Fujimoto killed off 3/4 of the cast in a relatively short amount of time and imo, BSD is a more character driven story than CSM - as in the characters make the story, not vice versa if that makes sense.

No. 395035

File: 1714629065986.png (242.85 KB, 384x384, Dazai Osamu.png)

Nonna, if there's a way to contact you I would love it! I need more BSD fans to chat with, specially after this mess.

Sorta related to Dazai, but I found a yume artist who draws her oc with Dazai uploaded two drawings of mine I made to her. It fills me with happiness in this dark mode non-BSD stuff.

No. 395038

I have a special place in my heart for fanmade stuff made by other yume/fujos.
I'm trying stuff out myself, but it's a long process.

No. 395041

File: 1714630807915.png (268.56 KB, 384x384, dazai.png)

Here I left my email so yo can send me your discord if you want.

No. 395042

File: 1714633551202.jpeg (223.21 KB, 1265x2048, IMG_5293.jpeg)

he looks gay as fuck here but i’m so obsessed with him.

No. 395050

>feel horny for husbando
>decide to look up nsfw art of him
>hope to find something I can self-insert into and yoom to
>pictures upon pictures of my husbando taking it up the ass.
>I like gay sex but not in the mood today
>they made him the bottom too, which is just terrible
>I want to an hero

No. 395053

No. 395055

Moids writing lovable husbando characters is so funny like how do they manage to lack the self awareness to apply those traits to themselves?

No. 395056

can you stop bringing up your sexism in the horny husbando thread, go talk about how much you hate men somewhere else(infight bait)

No. 395057

Who’s your husbando?

No. 395059

There is a BSD thread on /m/ actually !

No. 395060

Sometimes I think of drawing a self insert who's basically literally me in my husbando's time period, but the cringe stops me. Anyone have a similar problem?

No. 395061

Sorry nona but I can't say. I need to protect both our honour and dignity. Can't have people know that 80% of the fandom thinks my husbando should take it up the ass.

No. 395063

I transcended my cringe. Make an OC that isn't literally you but a character you could relate to and like. It's what I do. She's me, but she's also not exactly me.

No. 395069

I feel that, I can't bear to look up my husbando because people keep drawing him as a TiF shipped with another guy, in the ugly tumblr art style, or both kek.

No. 395074

In my case I can't draw myself because I don't really know how I look like, so I made a mascot-like character who is my self-insert.

No. 395078

File: 1714657441722.png (274.84 KB, 572x814, 240501_shadow_Hedgehog_Garden.…)

I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him

No. 395082

Every time that I buy my husbando’s favorite fruit from the grocery store I think to myself “What if I put it on the shelf next to my figurine of him and then burned some candles next to it, so it was like a mini religious shrine. Haha jk, unless…”

No. 395084

Oh nonna you are based based. Shadow the hedgehog ultimate husbando

No. 395085

Kek I’m a yumefujo so seeing my husbando as the top and sometimes the bottom doesn’t me much (although I’ve seen him paired with someone that I didn’t agree with). I’m thankful I’ve never seen him trooned out tho although I’m sure it’s out there.
My sympathies tho

No. 395086

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I like it when the shops have those weeks where they sell 'American themed' foods for a short period of time (in stereotypical American packaging with the red, white and blue and the stars KEK. That shit excites me.) Sometimes I try to make American food from different regions of the country too lol(I like Southern sweet tea a lot, thanks Alfred). I know I sound like an unhinged cow, like a weeaboo, but an Ameriboo

No. 395087

That's bleak nona, I'm so sorry that happened. Seeing your husbando as a tif has gotta be the worst. And tumblr artstyles should be illegal, I always get visually assaulted by that crap kek
Kek thanks nona, and I'm a yumefujo too but my husbando is a TOP!!! I don't see him as a bottom in any of the ships I ship

No. 395088

Relatable, Nona. Almost all the porn of my darling has him as a fag with a guy he never meets or a cuntboy. I feel like I should be the one drawing him hanging schlong, but the 0 straight porn of him is frustrating. I literally stopped watching porn altogether just because I was only interested in his dick…

No. 395089

I’ve seen videos of Europeans buying tons of cereal from American-style grocery stores and it always makes me laugh.
I made omurice one morning and it made me so giddy I felt cringe and haven’t made it since kek. I want to make him omurice and watch him eat it.

No. 395091

I use a likeness of myself, but she is not exactly me. Very similar in looks and personality, but also different so I can have that element of escapism. It’s hard for me to project anything but myself. It is easy to change up a few things, especially if I am tailoring it around their world. She doesn’t have my name and she is much taller than me KEK, she doesn’t have tattoos (although at one point she did) and she’s more confident (although making her more confident in my head has helped me become more confident as well, so things like this really help me).
I’ve been doing this almost my entire life so it’s second nature to me. It’s cringe but I’ve accepted this much

No. 395092

Are there any lesbian husbando fags ITT?.. It's hard for me, I'm 100% woman loving, I don't imagine myself having sex with any male characters. At most, hanging out with them as an intensely close friend or designing a straight female OC that has a personality I like to go with him. An "if I were a straight girl" OC. I feel really out of place in a lot of husbando settings because it's almost like an intensely platonic/comfort thing while sperging over them in a way I could only sperg about a fictional dude. If I imagine fucking them or even as a real dude or meeting them, I only want to be friends. Like an idealized moid is for yume, a unicorn of a man that can actually be trusted and is loving and not horrible, I call them my "platonic husbandos" because they're a friend, confidant, safe and kind moid who can actually be trusted.

No. 395093

**i CANT imagine fucking them as a fictional or a real dude is what I was trying to say(learn to delete and repost at lolcow.farm/info)

No. 395094

>Are there any lesbian husbando fags ITT?
No? If you feel romantic love for a male you aren't a lesbian. If you don't feel romantic love for a male you aren't a husbandofag. This is such a silly post.

No. 395095

I wish there were American style grocery stores here, that would be interesting. It's hilarious to me that I buy American food from German shops in Ireland KEK.
Also daaaaang, omurice is really good. Now I'm hungry nona…

No. 395096

Not a lesbian, sorry, but I get what you're saying, I have a bunch of "platonic husbandos" and I do feel out of place sometimes with other fans or whatever who interpret being obsessed with a character as wanting to fuck him. This isn't really the thread for this though, sorry nonna. This is definitely the horny jail thread lol

No. 395097

If you're good at drawing, then you should definitely draw some nona. I can't draw to save my life. Maybe I should commission someone…. but I'd feel like a bit of a degenerate if I did that kek

No. 395098

No. Self-insert a mary sue with all of your husbandos. This is the way. Like the other nonna said, transcend your cringe

No. 395100

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He is so fuckin perfect, he feels like home to me, if that makes any sense. It's a rainy stormy morning here and I wish I could just cuddle up with him, a candle, some coffee, blankets, pillows, and a purring kitty cat. I want to stuff my face into his fur and contemplate the aroma. He's so amazing and beautiful. I want him to protect me from the clown world and speak to me in that nice smooth deep voice of his. I wanna put some Band-Aids over his heart, it's all broken. If I could undo just like 10% of his pain I think I'd be happy with my life. It sounds like actual heaven to be his wife, he's a bit of a sperg but I'm literally insane and he can fix me.

No. 395102

>He is so fuckin perfect, he feels like home to me
>I want him to protect me from the clown world and speak to me in that nice smooth deep voice of his.
Yes nona, I know exactly what you mean, took the words right out of my mouth. I love your posts kek, you're good with words, based Shadowfag

No. 395104

Uh… trust me I'm an almost 40 never touched a male, married to a woman for 17 years lesbian. If you read my post you would also see that I like the idea of husbando..ing for lack of a better term, but feel out of place in the spaces because I don't feel romantically anything for the characters. I don't want to read fanfic or look at porns or dick, I just like them a whole lot because I'm a former weeaboo sperg and imagining a bunch of nice friends who wouldn't try anything when I was a lonely kid was nice. It's just that husbando spaces are based on attraction often times which is fine. I may not have explained myself well enough: the straight girl OC to imagine them with is my best effort to fit into these spaces but she isnt even anyone specific, just features that I like in a girl but she's straight because theyre men. Hope that makes more sense. I'm trying to be nice here but please don't question my sexuality based on one post.

No. 395105

Your devotion towards him is so sweet omg

No. 395106

LOL it's OK I think the devotion of the nonas in here is weirdly sweet so I support you all. Thanks for understanding me though.

No. 395107

A husbando is a male character you have romantic and/or sexual attraction to. You aren't a husbandofag if you don't feel these things. You should research what a husbando actually is if you don't want to be questioned.

No. 395108

I know what it means, and my post was asking a question about variances on the term because there, as far as I know, isn't another one. If you know it please tell me. I asked here also because husbandoing is a level that casual "i like this character" doesnt cover. I don't want to derail this thread anymore so nonas can continue to sperg in peace but I feel like you're just trying to justify your out of pocket response.

No. 395111

Dammit, anon, you made my face all red. I don't know if I'm exactly good with words but I feel so many deep things for him, it's been like this for years and I love it. It's hard to describe it all, but I just want to take care of him even though he's stronger and smarter and better than me. I want to be his housewife and dote on him and maybe be a bit of a creep if he's open to it. I want a family with the weird cartoon rat thingy aaaa

No. 395112

I agree kinda. But if one day some handsome guy who looks like my husbando cosplayed him I'd be really happy, because it can put into perspective what he looks like. Same thing for figures if they existed of him. Funnily enough, his show did have some action figure lines but all with characters that showed in 1 episode, while he didn't get one despite showing up in 5 episodes and having a slightly important arc. But it's probably because they other characters had armors/mechas so they're "cooler" to make figures of, while he was just wearing some suit that doesn't look as "cool", though I do find his outfit cool. Sigh, maybe one day I'll be rich enough to commission a figure of him from a good artist kek.

No. 395114

No. 395115

>husbandoing AOT characters be like

No. 395117

Tbf there's also supposed to be only one husbando that you love for life and temporary harems are still around despite that.
That being said, this thread is still meant for hornyposting.

No. 395118

I'm too narcissistic to cringe at doing this, I've been trying it out with AI image generators because I can't draw for ages, but I'm not satisfied with the results so far. I have a specific rare look in mind, which is an idealized version of what I look like but if I could reach my full potential, looks racially ambiguous with almond eyes and native American bobe structure but light tan skin, and so far no AI could give me this combination. I might cave in and try to draw it myself at this point. I can't draw from scratch but I can do a slightly not bad job if I use references so maybe I'd do it to relax. And might try to draw my husbando myself just for fun.

No. 395119

I also use AI since I no longer have the time to illustrate/draw. I use photoshop to alter/add or fix the images. I actually enjoy this a lot as it saves me a bunch of time and I still get what I want more or less. If I’m having a hard time imagining something in my brain, I will use AI to create it for me (the best it can anyways).
I have yet to try the role-playing AI bots tho KEK I’m not sure if that’s my thing although it’s tempting.

No. 395124

File: 1714666660349.mp4 (4.15 MB, 960x720, Trust Issues | Ghost (MW2 Edit…)

No. 395125

File: 1714666724664.png (168.04 KB, 350x488, Mou sukida to iwa sete.png)

My problem as well, or else when he's the top he's so OOC. Granted, I don't picture Dazai being THE lover in bed, but I don't picture him being that harsh or horrible.
I'll be forever thankful of this yume artist and her gorgeous smut.

No. 395126

File: 1714667054860.jpg (66.26 KB, 700x608, Em7wTZwXUAAR1z2.jpg)

>I'm an almost 40
Nice to see more old hags in this thread. And I get you, I'm straight, no way I would love a woman irl but Hange Zoe was everything I wanted to be. She's my ultimate waifu. But I would post about her more in the Waifu thread than here.

Probably I was in a good era because at least the husbando art was less horrible back then. There are few doujins I really enjoy that are het and my fav pairings for the same reason.

No. 395127

File: 1714667419226.jpg (71.43 KB, 480x640, United.States.600.1324063.jpg)

I love that you make different kinds of American food nona, that's so cute!

No. 395129

File: 1714667912662.jpg (168.24 KB, 1157x1157, EXK7CALVAAAeVdm.jpg)

Happy Gogeta day!

No. 395133

That is a lovely pic of him nona! You'll never guess what I saw last weekend: I was visiting city centre and saw a girl (if I had to guess 17-20ish years old) with what I first thought was a sonic plush, but he had red stripes like Shadow has so I'm not sure which character it was! She was hugging him and took a picture with him, she made me think of you!

No. 395135

Ayrt and I haven't tried the rp ones either. Sorry for saying this but it just comes off too autistic and schizo for me, but seeing the hilarious interactions some anons have with them is kinda tempting. My husbando is too rare to have one, I checked and he doesn't at all, so it will be up to me to create one and try to get his personality right 100%, but there isn't enough content for me to truly understand him without being biased towards my daydreams about him where I altered some aspects of him and his story to somehow center me. With me removed from the equation he'd be a bit different but faithful to canon, and I can't see that version of him truly falling in love with anyone. He's a bit of a lonewolf because of his circumstances rather than by choice, so he ends up alone and just accepts like it's nothing, and he barely has any friends, just some people he met briefly who helped him out and are the only people ge trusts or goes to when in need. It's kinda sad and I want to fill that void for him so bad and give him all the love he needs, but I can't see him getting that attached because he has self-esteem issues and would have a hard time believing I love him. Being a husbandofag is so hard kek.

No. 395136

File: 1714669755571.jpeg (101.96 KB, 736x1073, 18e768f0c37423bfdf35a4bc89f230…)

togashi recently posted that he is working on new chapters for hxh and i have never been more happy…i get to see kurapika again nonnies. i know i should not get my hopes up too much, but i am legit so happy. this made my whole week, hell month. i want to cry tears of joy.
you remind me of that woman who took a shadow plushie to prom with her as her date kek. love seeing your posts, very lovely and sweet! i also used to have the biggest crush on shadow when i was a child, sweet memories..

No. 395137

File: 1714669945778.jpeg (122.38 KB, 760x760, IMG_5635.jpeg)

Just found out there’s a site where you can order a custom acrylic stand of yourself for yume purposes. i almost considered it for a moment but I’d probably look like a narcissist for having something like this.

No. 395144

I would totally do this but with my self-insert. There is no way I would have a tiny acrylic version of myself KEK

What is the site? For research purposes.

No. 395146

I would also prefer to have a tiny acrylic of my self-insert, but mostly because I don't think I'm photogenic enough to have a picture of myself that's front faced and with no particular angles.

No. 395147

Same. My oc is married to my husbando, I would feel like the third wheel in an acrylic stand lol

No. 395150

actually now that I’m looking at this, I could probably just make a super cheap one using a printer and a laminator; and I have both.

>suddenly having an urge to photoshop my husbando into a wedding tux and my self-insert into a wedding dress and have an autistic wedding moment.

No. 395151

File: 1714677627232.gif (67.34 KB, 112x112, scramptious.gif)

a week later and i'm still thinking about that cleavage

No. 395153

What region do America's tits represent?

No. 395154

Japanese yumes have thought of everything kek. Rather than an actual photo, this would be so cute if you drew or commissioned a drawing of yourself in the same art style as your husbando so it's like there's ship merch of the two of you

No. 395156

File: 1714679330842.jpg (334.92 KB, 1275x843, __america_axis_powers_hetalia_…)

Thanks nona, American food is reaaaaally damn good. But I have to go there some day and try the real deal.
I know right. I have way too many of these sort of pictures. See picrel
I have been thinking of this for a long time. So if his heart in his tits, then maybe Washington DC since it's his capital. Or maybe New York? Since its the first place that comes into a lot of non-Americans heads when you say America. As a kid I used to think New York was the capital KEK.
Or maybe the entirety of the Midwest because it rhymes with chest

No. 395157

Nta but Alaskan Twin Peaks seems fitting

No. 395158

KEK that's perfect, why didn't I think of that…

No. 395161

The Midwest could be his abs. Since the states there are kind of blocky like abs

Alaska is often forgotten about by non burgers since it’s not exactly connected. But it’s the biggest state so it makes sense to me kek

No. 395162

>Since the states there are kind of blocky like abs
Nona you are a goddamn genius. and yeah I forgot Alaska existed, please forgive me Alfred

No. 395163

Thank you so much! I'm loving the art too. He came out so cute.
You should try it anon! Aren't there a lot of Stardew players here? Maybe if there's overlap with the game dev thread anons, you guys can plan a husbando village or something kek. I never interacted with the Jhin husbandofag but I wish her success in her modding work.

No. 395164

>screwdriver dick
is he a… a duck?

No. 395165

File: 1714680714366.jpg (351.32 KB, 1638x2048, c_s_sleep - 175776794953924608…)

It's probably my favorite Shadow picture! It's fanart done by Karasuno, Sonic Team's official artist. And I'm so honored that you thought of me!
So wait, it was Sonic but with Shadow's stripes? I don't think there's any character like that or any plushies that have released that fit that description. Unless there's something I'm missing, maybe you don't remember the details of how the plushie looked like.
I like to take pictures of my plushies, I have 5. This pic isn't mine but it's the same one I have.
Honestly I feel like a LOT of women had or have a crush on Shadow. Like there'll be posts calling him sexy and hot and they'll get 10k likes. It also tends to confuse the hell out of moids, they think I'm trolling when I post about how much I love him kek

No. 395173

File: 1714685131147.jpeg (271.14 KB, 1000x1200, GMBPOf0b0AALPx5.jpeg)

Oops this made me horny

No. 395184

Listening to the 133 song playlist I made for him. Put it on shuffle and started with "Love You To Death" by "Type O Negative", off to a good start.

No. 395189

I want my husbando to fuck me until I can't feel my lower body.

No. 395192

File: 1714700705690.png (107.09 KB, 600x600, 2365745_k9f3ru2u.png)


So you can have your husbando in your head.

No. 395193

No. 395196

File: 1714702235560.jpg (38.69 KB, 600x450, we_ll_meet_again_by_oma1028_d7…)

Maaan, I can't even enjoy some quality time with my husbando in peace. These damn exams are killing me. Just need to go on for a few more days. And then I'll dedicate 2 whole days to staying in bed and imagining my husbando next to me, cuddling me, kek. I need to get one of those sausage pillows so I can hug it and pretend it's him. Or stuff the arm of some jacket and lay it over my body so it feels like he's holding me. And I need to put a giant hot water bottle behind my back so it feels like his warm #beautiful broad hot sexy muscular# chest is against me or something. KEK I'm so excited. Gotta DIY

No. 395202

I just need him to fuck me fr. He'd be so good.

No. 395203

I understand. I have so many projects and tests to worry about, and everyday before sleep -which is 30 minutes after finishing something I'm working on- I say "today is the day, I'm gonna watch an episode focused on him and take screenshots of his pretty face.", then once I'm done brushing my teeth, I lay in bed and fall fast asleep and not doing it. It's so frustrating.

No. 395217

File: 1714715677589.jpg (700.74 KB, 780x1200, 118211009_p0_master1200.jpg)

My birthday is near and I'll never have Dazai wishing me a happy birthday while hoping we can die together next year.

Why live.

No. 395228

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I used a decent nsfw-friendly AI bot site for the first time and just spent… A concerning number of hours on there building up a scenario and then going absolutely buck nutty. Why was that literally the most turned on I've ever been in my life…(I have in fact had actual sex before that I thought was good). I feel like a rabid animal with a raw vagina Lord forgive me.

No. 395229

Happy birthday nonna <3 <3 <3(<3)

No. 395232

that stuff always makes me chuckle. they put american flags on the briny hot dogs in jars. they make people get excited over square cheese. exoticization of something this mundane (to me, a globetrotting rootless cosmopolitan landsknecht who is very familiar with anglosaxon culture) makes me chuckle.
but also id be lying if i said i didnt eat le exotic jap noodles just to feel closer to my cartoon babygirl.
maybe not a lesbian myself, but im somewhat asexual-leaning due to low libido and hormonal disorders. i am put off by the thought of having sex or kissing with 3d people. i don't identify as asexual, because sometimes i like to sexualize cartoon moids. it's more about enjoying how they look, toying around with them in my mind. i dont often imagine myself actually having sex with them, though i dont like seeing porn of them doing it with someone else either (i get jealous). when i do think about it, it's more focused on cuddling them and the comfort of the emotional connection, rather than sexual relief or physical pleasure.
to me husbandofagging is about the comfort that they bring me. real people are too focused on their own animal pleasure to be truly in love with you, i think.

No. 395237

i hate this gif, thanks

No. 395245

File: 1714748132355.png (Spoiler Image,4.2 MB, 1195x1844, IMG_20240503_085409.png)

Stop me from feeling things for him

No. 395246

When did he get taller than her? Isn't his main feature the fact that he's a manlet?

No. 395249

Watch brotherhood, he ages up. I like him aged up better tbh.

No. 395251

File: 1714751221559.png (110.56 KB, 600x600, download20240505132737.png)

had to edit a bit to have all my boys + make them recognizable. I feel so greedy

No. 395252

File: 1714753289793.png (66.16 KB, 600x600, download20240505192049.png)

No. 395256

I could consume an entire doujin with just kissing/making out like this, Jesus christ

No. 395258

Is that Hoozuki in your head? Good taste.

No. 395261

Nonnie drop the sauce please, I loved their ship in middle school

No. 395265

i have no problem with men taking it up the ass, but the thing is that my husbando would never willingly do that. he has a macho personality, but people portray him as a bratty bottom and a “pillow princess” because of his feminine appearance, which is retarded. thankfully, there are plenty of fujos who know that he’s the fucker, not the fucked

No. 395266

I know right, I would kill to have a whole doujinshi of only making out with my husbandos. I wonder if I could commission something like that if I ever become filthy rich.

No. 395272

Ayrt, and I'm the same way. I relate to everything you just said.
>he's the fucker, not the fucked
Poetic gold. This is the gospel

No. 395273

File: 1714761131910.jpg (26 KB, 275x249, 1714041093939.jpg)

I think my husbando is a switch and bi, so I have no problems of him being fucked and fucker. But finding good smut of him is like finding a hay in a needle mountain, specially in Twitter/Tumblr.

No. 395274

I also would pay to have a doujin full of just foreplay. That shit’s hot af
Honestly, In a few years you’ll probably be able to have it done via Ai for cheap.

No. 395275

Mee too. Making out is hotter than sex to me, kek

No. 395280

File: 1714763459914.png (73.54 KB, 600x600, 2365745_IJGrxK4L.png)

This was fun, it's subtle enough so I can use it without looking weird.

No. 395282

File: 1714763952085.jpg (44.33 KB, 504x791, nailssssss.JPG)

>husbando nails
oh I WILL definitely pull this one off, the symbols are pretty subtle and I always wear my nails long and almond-stiletto , currently waiting for them to grow back then I'm definitely doing something inspired by him.
That or just plain purple stiletto nails,which is what I wanted to do before I broke my nails like an idiot, I shall report back in one month, gotta get myself some nail brushes.
Btw does anyone else like using husbando or former husbandos or even characters you crushed on as fashion inspiration? It's one of my favorite things to do kek.

No. 395286

File: 1714764731697.png (Spoiler Image,3.83 MB, 1185x1844, IMG_20240503_133041.png)

Yoyuu ga nai no wa by Hanayama

No. 395288

This is actually pretty cool! Report back when you get those nails done
>Btw does anyone else like using husbando or former husbandos or even characters you crushed on as fashion inspiration? It's one of my favorite things to do kek
Yes lmao. I did that with Bakura the only husbando I ever really got devoted to in my life. No husband I like hits quite the same after that

No. 395291

File: 1714765733184.png (99.14 KB, 600x600, download20240505144304.png)

This was the easiest one to make his horns in so far

No. 395293

I’m jealous of the husbandofags with figurines, I want trinkets or figurines of my husbando Alastor but his design is so weird looking that it’s hard to replicate and have it still look good. Most of his fan art is cringe (besides a few Japanese artists that take a lot of artistic liberties), and he especially looks retarded in 3D form. I feel like he really only looks good as a flat angular drawing.

No. 395306

File: 1714770823375.png (108.05 KB, 600x600, 2365745_8iX4h9tf.png)

I've tried.
Hope all husbandofags are doing well, i feel so stressed lately because of work and i didn't have much time to be silly.
To be honest i'm kind of avoiding my husbando lately because it would distract me too much but once i'll get back i know i'll feel like some military guy who just returned home kek.
Damn what happened to him, reminds me of an official illustration where they gave abs to my husbando despite him being such a lazy man kek, he works out during his sleep or something not gonna lie he was cute though, could pull off a crop top

No. 395316

File: 1714774979457.jpeg (128.1 KB, 640x907, GLz4YVab0AAPl5A.jpeg)

They tried to get into a fandom where everybody loves a thin twink whose diet is canned crab meat and sake, of course he wouldn't have abs at all. He's so lazy to even a peel a banana when he's bored.

No. 395317

File: 1714775219277.jpg (Spoiler Image,476.35 KB, 849x1200, frollo54.jpg)

Nonas I'm so obsessed with him again… I've been a Frollofag on and off since I was a child, I always wanted to rape him, recently all I can think about is desecrating his insides

No. 395319

Kek why is this so relatable

No. 395328

Typing this while taking a break from a project kek. The funny thing is I'm listening to my husbando playlist while working and it makes me so distracted, thinking about different scenarios and stuff, but wish I could go further and do the little e-shrine I was planning or watching his episodes. But once I finish all my work I'd have some time for him, so it's something to look forward to.

No. 395333

File: 1714781001400.png (85.7 KB, 600x600, 2365745_PuOXZOsE.png)

aww this picrew is so cute! thanks for sharing. sadly there's no options for longer hair for the little head toppers but i tried my best

No. 395348

File: 1714785599235.jpeg (594.67 KB, 1200x1500, IMG_0928.jpeg)

Happy Friday nonnies! May you all be blessed with dreams of your husbandos

No. 395360

File: 1714789839676.jpg (32.57 KB, 720x720, 149790344_170761754812673_8321…)

Dazai is always relatable, specially in Wan.

No. 395367

I want to have a good romantic/sexual dream about mine so badly!! I want to try and learn how to lucid dream. The two times I've had a dream about my husbando I end up just talking or getting bogged down with something else like it's real life and I wake up before anything happens

No. 395427

New husbando content drops today. I'm thinking of getting some nice dinner and consuming it like a nice date but I'll be really sad if said content turns out to be shit. It tends to be sometimes.

No. 395431

File: 1714831613365.jpg (67.49 KB, 735x439, 6bb85a36d5391d74d86a027a821a11…)

Aaaaa I wish my Fridays weren't so busy anymore, I need to keep the sabbath day sabbath for my pretty boy!

No. 395433

File: 1714832932695.jpeg (67.37 KB, 312x528, IMG_0379.jpeg)

I would rub all of my pussy nut all over his face just to mark my territory. ♥

No. 395435

File: 1714834136778.jpeg (20.93 KB, 236x220, E81180B0-C2A0-4671-A5FF-85B0C0…)

Was it love at first sight, nonas?
Did you hate your husbando at first but then the heart grew fonder?
Did some wires get loose one day, and your brain flooded with dopamine and you’ve been hooked ever since?

No. 395436

With Hoozuki was love at first sight.
With Dazai it took me a while, since I remember watching the show on '20 and left it to then return last year and Dazai turned out to be an amazing character.

No. 395437

File: 1714836137863.jpg (86.14 KB, 1000x1000, リング.jpg)

Nonnas, would you buy a ring with your husbando's theme? I found these adorable hetalia rings and if I ever come across Arthur's one I'm buying immediately. It'd feel like having him next to me at all times, and the ring is so subtle so nobody could notice my husbandofagging lol

No. 395444

File: 1714838126329.jpg (93.93 KB, 736x736, 1000018739.jpg)

I'm actually busting my ass working so I can get hired full time, that way I will be able to buy the official ring that was made of my husbando. It's seriously cute, I just hope it's of a good quality, otherwise I may have to buy it and then have a jeweler to replicate it in gold or at least in silver.
It doesn't seem complicated to copy, but I want to see the special message and to know that I can actually buy husbando merch kek.

No. 395447

i just watched the show and long after he died, i was analyzing it, and thought about him as a character, and how complex his struggles were. i felt connection to him because he was relatable in some ways. i then had a random sex dream lol.
second one it was love at first sight. hamster squeezing instinct.

No. 395449

I actually recently bought a necklace with my husbando's theme but I've been too embarrassed to even put it on yet.

No. 395451

Nonna you really shouldn't be embarrassed, nobody irl will ever recognize it's husbando-themed. If you're too embarrassed why not try wearing the necklace underneath your shirts so only you know you're wearing it

No. 395454

It's a funny story. I watched his show as a kid and it was love at first sight, he was my first husbando and my first true love, until I misinterpreted a scene he had with a female character as romantic and I felt cheated on kek, and I decided to "break up" with him and move on to a new husbando, but none could satisfy me the way he did. I rewatched his show as an adult for nostalgia and to recall memories of my cringe behavior, I saw the scene I misinterpreted in context and understood it's not romantic at all, the opposite even. I liked his character arc but didn't fall in love again with him immediately, until I had a dream about him and I couldn't stop thinking about him after, and I've been in love for 3 years now. And I've fallen in love with him at the end of December, too, so our anniversary is basically around Christmas. It's so cute and romantic, I love it. What made me love him even as a kid is his sad story and a "I can fix him" desire, I kinda saw myself in his broken self and felt like we'd hit it off easily and sympathize with each other. Though my problems are too insane compared to his, and he's the one with super powers and fighting evil guys kek.

No. 395455

I know, and eventually I might. It's more embarrassment for myself, like I'm taking my obsession with a fictional character too far. I feel like it'd be almost like wearing a crucifix necklace to indicate that I believe my soul has been saved by Jesus, except it's for an anime man.

No. 395464

File: 1714843321562.jpg (104.41 KB, 736x482, f19fd991bc9b17855f6d7a1e39d7de…)

I just want to stroke Levi's dick for him (if he does masturbate, it's likely less satisfying for him now that he's missing a few fingers.) and then catch his cum out the air with my mouth like a seal catching fish

No. 395465

File: 1714843370909.gif (106.86 KB, 220x186, 1000022136.gif)

Sorry nonnie, I'm joking but this gif just… fits kek.

No. 395466

File: 1714844593021.jpeg (253.5 KB, 1444x2048, IMG_1796.jpeg)

I honestly thought my husbando was annoying at first. Like any good american middle schooler, I liked making fun of british people and looked down upon my treasonous friends who were obsessed with british tv shows and simped for british actors (this was back when superwholock and harry potter were super popular kek). Then suddenly a switch flipped. It may have been when I saw fanart of him as a pirate for the first time? He was just too fucking sexy I couldn’t lie to myself anymore. I think my initial dislike for arthur also stemmed from how he was sometimes portrayed in fanworks. Like even if he wants to present himself as posh and gentlemanly, he’s canonically had a “privateer” phase, is rather prideful (even when he’s self-deprecating), is prone to violent outbursts (especially with france), likes punk music, and is a more nuanced than you’d expect coming from an animanga about homoerotic moe country personifications

No. 395468

I want those stupid ass perfumes they release for anime characters I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HIS SCENT IS

No. 395471

Same. I’ve considered going into an herbal store and making a blend of what I might imagine he would smell like. I bet you can find the description of his notes somewhere online

No. 395473

File: 1714848493235.png (807.54 KB, 800x800, dazairing.png)

I bought a botleg of my husbando's and I think is cool enough to buy the original. I wear it every time I have to go to shop.

Yeah, a description of the eau-du-parfum sounds more useful, you can see which scent they use and then buy a more affordable one.

No. 395475

File: 1714848632387.jpg (53.51 KB, 735x893, 1714796724717.jpg)

I wear a Peter's cross necklace, doesn't mean is because I'm not like Jesus. There's nothing wrong with wearing a necklace (If that moid of Chris Chan could do it…)

No. 395477

Different anon, but you can also use fragrantica to search particular perfume notes (you can add multiple ones and exclude unwanted ones too) to find something that would be possibly close to your husbando's perfume

No. 395479

File: 1714849521252.jpg (652.75 KB, 2658x3354, 1000018116.jpg)

The DLC isn't even out but I know I'm going to love him, he looks like the developers directly looked into my brain to design, he is just everything I like: tall skinny evil dude with long hair and a fantasy armor, the snake motif is just the cherry on the top.

No. 395482

I thought my husbando and the whole fandom he's from was cringe and somehow I'm smitten years later

No. 395490

File: 1714854100466.jpg (34.8 KB, 642x588, getoperfume.JPG)

I can't remember if jjk has any official perfumes yet (like seriously, what are they waiting for? snk had some nice perfume collabs from what i remember) but I found this and I kinda want it kek
The Nanami one also seems like something I'd enjoy

No. 395493

File: 1714855510306.jpg (70.27 KB, 736x467, a32182ff0107197e2ae06fc6b993f6…)

Save a horse ride a cowboy

No. 395494

I looked and I couldn’t find anything official unfortunately. This seems too floral for my liking…I feel like gojo would have a rather woody earthy scent, maybe vetiver and sandalwood, clove with a nice gin note and some musk. Mmm.

No. 395495

File: 1714856507334.jpeg (87.43 KB, 500x500, IMG_1233.jpeg)

I received 3 Dazai nendoroid dolls in the mail recently, each from different retailers. My goldfish brain must have kept forgetting that I already preordered it once from AmiAmi kek. Not the most responsible spending I’ve done but I’m not upset at seeing more of my husbando. I think I’ll display one in my room, one in the office and the last one I’ll give away to a friend.

No. 395498

I had my screen brighter on low and just realized this it geto not gojo kek. Their names look so similar in romaji

No. 395505

File: 1714859377958.jpg (95.1 KB, 1012x928, Gojoperf.jpg)

Here's the Gojo one
Kek nonnie,you have a mini Dazai army

No. 395508

File: 1714860117560.gif (962.89 KB, 500x341, 309bb632e3c53d1cb3a868a49b7e84…)

>3 Dazai nendoroid dolls

I wish that were me.

No. 395509

File: 1714860152264.jpg (16.88 KB, 179x249, thanks pixiv.jpg)

I've been feeling kinda down about being too busy for my usual yume stuff lately, so I log into pixiv and search my husbando's tag and the first picture is him jerking off looking really smug about it. I missed you too babe.

No. 395513

I tend to scroll on LC or elsewhere on the internet while I’m in the bathroom, but I can’t look at pics of my husbando if I have to poop. I feel too embarrassed, like he’d somehow know or can see me or something

No. 395517

I thought he was an annoying asshole at first lmao. It took me like 20 episodes to start getting attached to him, but I was in denial about it. Fast forward a year and now I can't stop obsessing over him.

No. 395527

This is such a cool idea, but I can't find laser/electricity/electric circuit/light themed jewelry that doesn't look tacky.

No. 395530

File: 1714866677101.png (304.12 KB, 539x539, aceofspades.png)

It happened me with one of my husbandos. All the spades rings were quite tacky, aimed to moids or like pic rel, huge asses. I want a simple ring, eBay, not one that makes me feel I can knock out someone with it.

No. 395540

File: 1714868903911.jpeg (654.44 KB, 768x1024, IMG_2392.jpeg)

I would enlist to fight in the fucking trenches if he was there. I’d even warm his dick up for him when it got cold!

No. 395546

File: 1714871264476.jpg (26.52 KB, 360x360, 17422c9e2b0b5942e3351caa0029fa…)

I found him through a self insert fanfic when I was horny. Didn't care for his IP but later fell in love with him when I read a piece in which he was a lonely tsundere who pushes people away ecause he's scared of being vulnerable, and being seen as a failure since he's not supposed to develop emotions for short lived fickle creatures. Something about snobbish men who think they're above everyone activates my neurons and makes me want to put him in my place (underneath me).

Love me a man who is a soft teddy bear inside and a scary Dom on the outside.

No. 395554

File: 1714874748747.jpg (144.42 KB, 1147x1191, Screenshot_20240505_044828_Sam…)

Samefag, I think I found something cute.

No. 395559

File: 1714881754859.gif (1.95 MB, 500x300, IMG_6832.gif)

I’ve gone full tism with my adoration for him but I have to pretend he’s from a different universe where he’s not evil :( i fantasize about him falling madly in love with me, ditching the 10 women harem idea and taking me into the mineshafts to marry and make me have lots of little turbo autist scientist children with him. I think he’d be a good daddy because his being wheelchair-bound would leave his lap open always so they could be given lots of fireside chats and play and roost on him as much as they wanted… they’d probably knock him over by accident on the days when he managed to walk though kek(:()

No. 395562

Cute lol

No. 395564

File: 1714886250878.png (304.22 KB, 720x564, AJWpUZy.png)

I bought this game, Zargreus seems good for a husbando mate- WAIT, NONNA! THINK IN YOUR HUSBANDOS!

No. 395565


This post would be more suiteable for >>>/g/289276

No. 395575

Damn man bubblebuddy is lookin pretty fine these days

No. 395581

File: 1714892647781.jpg (76.38 KB, 564x826, 2d80b384b310805fbeeb55307c6b3d…)

In first, I didn't cared about him, at all. Some remote colleague helping with case, then he was revealed, still was indifferent, but then he was executed, I got the bliss. Reread his parts and then grieved for an year.
He has no fanart, so tried to find closest to his appearance and vibe.

No. 395612

Ayrt, he’s a movie character

No. 395621

3D is allowed as long as it’s a fictional character being simped for and not the actor or an actual moid (like a model or your neighbor)

No. 395640

Gotcha. TY, nonna.

No. 395682

File: 1714935625221.png (Spoiler Image,350.83 KB, 537x736, 1714883624573700.png)

Sorry for 3D but had to share this one

No. 395689

File: 1714936552101.gif (1.49 MB, 498x309, 932D9D66-327A-4185-A60D-8A9278…)

I don’t really care for cosplay (or moids in general) but I want to touch his butt. It looks firm.

No. 395699

I wish there was a study of how exposing girls to fictional boys/men at a young age alters the brain chemistry kek
ohhhh, this picture is infamous! I love buff guys, I'm all for them sluttying it up for cosplays, bless their zoomer hearts

No. 395709

File: 1714943893670.jpg (243.36 KB, 2841x2296, 20240505_203927 (1).jpg)

Today I made England his favourite dessert: Banoffee Pie. He thoroughly enjoyed it!

No. 395715

Oh nonnie that is so cute!

No. 395720

File: 1714945848328.jpeg (953.46 KB, 2048x2048, 58646926-D9F4-474E-A811-0B7E56…)

I was reading for the eye candy but now I’m not sure why I’m still here kek
At least my harem became plentiful for years to come. So there’s that.

No. 395722

Lmao they really should. My husbando has been my husbando since I was a kid, and he shaped my taste in men and I can't fall in love with people anymore unless I perceive them to be as perfect as him, both looks and personality wise. But I still wouldn't date anyone because it will never be the same as the fantasy inside my head. But honestly I'm glad it came to this, real relationships seem like a burden.

No. 395723

that's cute and it looks delicious !
what chapter are you at nonna? my favorite thing(s) are yet to show up in the anime
kek I was not ready for how DEEP his voice was in the anime
I understand you wholly. Especially the fantasy part, they can look like him, but they will never be him sob

No. 395739

File: 1714952914944.jpeg (372.92 KB, 1290x1607, 2D98C7C6-6438-40F9-81B4-C03142…)

Choso is so precious. I love him.
I was caught up at one point but then I needed a break from the depression and disappointment kek. I don’t think I’m too far behind.

No. 395745

File: 1714958599449.jpeg (177.11 KB, 736x736, IMG_0439.jpeg)

He’s actually so sexy

No. 395750

I wanna kiss and love and fuck and torture and cuddle and punch and tickle him! I'm gonna draw a body pillow design now since he's basically unknown

No. 395758

File: 1714966695737.png (287.93 KB, 660x492, 96c37912c6f03f8b29ade5e1216c72…)

I wonder if he's into bondage.

No. 395769

Most relatable post ever

No. 395770

File: 1714979332065.png (94.56 KB, 600x600, 2365745_VP5WFfQ6.png)

That was pretty fun!

No. 395773

File: 1714982277925.jpg (52.25 KB, 736x1098, fcd31950632f903dbf9571341f7a4e…)

I'm not suicidal in the slightest but I think about being trapped in a game with my husbando, trying to outrun outwit and win each rounds against the killers(my husbando being one of them). I'd manage to fight off the other killers in other rounds just so I can be killed in my husbando's arms. And he'll kill the others to get to me too so we can be alone with him longer. And we hang out a bit chatting, teasing, taunting, before the final struggle. We fight till the end despite it, and he wins almost everytime he gets his hands on me. He kisses me after when I let him take me, bleeding out in his arms. The current round ends.

No. 395791

File: 1714999951333.jpg (2.03 MB, 2331x3000, GMvcl4HbAAAqdo-.jpg)

I had a dumb cute dream about Gojo (not my husbando) . Basically I contracted him and MeiMei to hunt cursed spirits, god MeiMei is so fucking hot, I'd be a lesbian for her naturally he went full steam ahead and after a while when I was searching for him and it was time to regroup he had to embarrass me in a crowd by shouting my name and "there you are, I found you" while I was confused and trying to find his damn face in the crowd. Choso and smiling Kenjaku were also seen in the crowd Then sadly I woke up. It was pretty sweet kek. Much better than the previous day when I dreamed a giant octopus was attacking me and I chopped off one of its tentacles with a cleaver.
also I just wanna say that yume/fanarts pics like these increase my lifespan by a little every time I see them

No. 395820

File: 1715011576142.jpeg (307.9 KB, 645x1216, 19F07E03-D57C-477E-B960-9F3576…)

>exposing girls to fictional boys/men at a young age alters the brain chemistry
I stg it does. I’ll never forget the day I was playing ff7 as a 10? year old and falling in love with Reno. I don’t like red heads, he was the only exception. But he basically paved my path to only liking bad boys/villains.

>dreaming about gojo
Luckyyyyyy. We fuck everyday in my head damn near and I still can’t get a wet dream about him kek

No. 395826

I’d wear the hell out of these.

No. 395830

File: 1715016180850.jpg (51.91 KB, 500x333, Eex5_b3XkAUGbjb.jpg)

I got more stuff for my Ita bag and I'm a bit worried the badges can fell out of it (I don't use a normal ita bag because I don't like them).

No. 395849

File: 1715022456753.gif (61.54 KB, 79x125, colorswap.gif)

I need him

No. 395851

For a Guile clone, he sure was pretty handsome, and he still is!

No. 395880

File: 1715028472992.png (741.2 KB, 1208x667, doombath.png)

Hades is such a great game. I look forward to getting a hotspring date with bishie doom in the upcoming sequel.

No. 395884

File: 1715029333934.png (188.13 KB, 599x548, j64225tf355.png)

These colors look so good on him

No. 395892

File: 1715032499476.png (398.72 KB, 600x600, 399481_k1VKJzyi.png)

I know I'm two weeks late but this is such a cute thing I couldn't resist….

No. 395948

File: 1715052727867.jpeg (879.44 KB, 1290x1319, 8D7B31ED-9851-4C1A-8F7D-A1C888…)

Went on a 10 mile hike today and I’m fantasizing about getting my glutes and hamstrings massaged. And I really want him to bang on my ass like a drum.

No. 395956

Why does everything feel dull with Nigel but amazing with husbando? I feel that I'm going to never know what true ecstasy from a moid feels like, besides husbando…

No. 395957

Anal is degenerate and cringe but I'd like to think at least some of them have accidentally dry humped to completion during their passionate manly battles.

No. 395959

dump him

No. 395976

File: 1715073265239.jpg (192.45 KB, 850x1085, __marcille_donato_laios_touden…)

he's so cute i know he fucks like a wild animal and eats pussy like a starving death row prisoner being served his last meal. i need to be his gamete incompatible monster gf NOW

No. 395995

i close my eyes and pretend im kissing [redacted] instead

No. 396010

File: 1715089012865.png (185.27 KB, 1643x711, Displate.PNG)

If I'm going to be forced to wageslave then I might as well…

No. 396013


No. 396014

Be your happiest wage slave self nonna

No. 396018

File: 1715091630616.jpg (Spoiler Image,95.8 KB, 850x879, __laios_touden_dungeon_meshi_d…)

oooo you want to fuck laios oooo you want to lap the blood off of his face and watch him squirm sooo bad

No. 396021

Based, I just got my mercari japan order full of husbando merch shipped to me the other day. Wagie bucks well spent kek

No. 396022

nonna I'm so weak for him…

No. 396023

I bet his first time he starts shy and loving but then he remembers how monsters do it or whatever and then he starts acting insane in the best way ofc

No. 396024

watching Laios squirm is actually kinda hot…

No. 396030

same nonna, on one hand becoming a husbandofag has reignited my attraction to the male body but it's also made me painfully aware of his moid tendencies. RIP

No. 396044

File: 1715100455057.jpeg (15.06 KB, 229x234, F4AsraRW0AAI_I-.jpeg)

Today is raining and I would like to spend my day cuddling my husbando, but alas, I have to work.

He can keep my bed warm in the meantime

No. 396052

Appearance-wise, my husbando blows Nigel out of the water, no question. But I try to be grateful for all of the things my Nigel can do that my husbando can't, like actually giving me a hug and rubbing my back, or making me dinner, or going places with me. I figure that I'm pretty lucky to have a nice Nigel, and having a real life man doesn't stop me from being able to fantasize about my husbando or draw fanart of him or read fanfics about him.

Plus what >>395995 said lmao

No. 396072

What song has been reminding you if your husbando lately?

No. 396087

Discovered it a week or so ago from r/frutigeraero because I am cringe like that. But the lyrics remind me of his powers and his personality since he sort of had an identity crisis and an inferiority complex.

No. 396091

I want to know what songs nonnies listen to when fantasizing about their husbandos and making scenarios in their head

No. 396097

I need to find a way to loop this one or something. Fantastic daydreaming music anyone could like.

No. 396099

Nta, and I'm >>396087, if you know a way to share playlists anonymously I'd share my husbando playlist gladly. Though some of the songs on it are super rare and obscure and aren't even online and I bought the CDs rip them myself or went through radio stations and archives to get them kek.

No. 396100

Is it a spotify playlist?

No. 396101

I mostly listen to dark ambient music or music like vidrel when fantasizing. Anything too upbeaty or technical and my brain wanders kek

No. 396105

I don’t have a playlist that I could share publicly but if other anons have a melancholy type of playlist pls share with me kek

No. 396107

i like to imagine my husbando spends his day in his little fictional universe dreaming of me as i do of him so this feels fitting

No. 396109

The lyrics work incredibly well with his pov.

No. 396110

Any song that talks about suicide in a subtle way makes me think in Dazai.

No. 396114

I swear my husbando isn't a tumblr sexyman but this would be perfect for an amv for him.
Might make it myself one day, if it ever gets adapted.

No. 396119

Nope, local music player playlist.

No. 396126

File: 1715117980373.png (634.33 KB, 714x4020, Husbandos - playlist.png)

Found this album cause of a video game.
Quite a few nice songs on it.

Nice triphop, I'm sure you already know Emancipator and Bonobo.
This is the kind of stuff I could imagine chilling and listening to him with on a quiet Sunday afternoon.
He has a canon line about how he doesn't really have the time to listen to music, by I could teach him how nice it can be.

You could just screenshot it, or list a few of your favorites. It doesn't have to actually be links to the songs.

I posted this months ago but I added some stuff since then.

No. 396129

also wanted to ask this following question: what thoughts usually make your stomach do that thing, you know the one, the one resembling butterflies
I found myself zoning out a bit and thinking of how badly he'd tease me and before I knew it, poof, it happened

No. 396141

It's soooooooo edgy teenage girl of me, I know, but the thought of him killing people I hate just because I said so.

No. 396142

thinking about his stomach right under the belly button, his thighs, and his nipples

No. 396146

File: 1715124229913.jpeg (868.08 KB, 1290x1824, FE64A6FE-A64D-42AF-A6E1-2A3B13…)

Everything. But what gets me really fired up is going on a date and we end up a little tipsy, go back to my place where he’s just a little rough with me. Pinning me against a wall, he’s gripping my hands to keep me from touching him, even though I so badly want to. He comes in for a kiss, but stops just short enough where our lips barely touch. He heavily whispers something, I can feel his hot breath against my skin. I still want to touch, but he doesn’t falter. He nibbles on my neck and rubs his leg against my inner thigh, opening my legs a little. He teases me until I can’t stand it anymore. He finally lets me go and we make out like sloppy pigs and fuck like rabbits.
Real men can’t satisfy me anymore.

No. 396147

File: 1715124418123.jpg (1.84 MB, 2160x3840, 20240508_020845.jpg)

That's a good idea! Thank you for the suggestion, I don't know why it never crossed my mind kek.

Anyways, here's my extensive hyperspecific playlist.

>songs about our first meeting

>songs about our relationship being perfect
>songs about us breaking up
>songs about how he was "bad" for me with all his drama and baggage
>songs about me searching for him (because he goes 'missing')
>songs with male version and female version where we sing the same stuff to each other because we feel the same way for each other
>songs about another husbando and me cheating kinda kek
>songs from the perspective of each of these 2 husbandos, with 2 different versions of a song by 2 different male vocalists
>songs about knowing each other/being friends and waiting for the other to confess
>songs from his pov about how perfect I am and how he wishes he was as good as me (gotta be narcissistic sorry)
>songs from my pov about how he's perfect for me, encouraging him, and being supportive of him
>songs about us being best friends
>songs about me wanting him to open up to me and show me his real self
>songs about how obsessive we can get about each other
>songs that remind me of his powers (light/laser/energy powers) and he lives in outer space at some point, so space related songs remind me of him, and myself insert is a cosmic being of some sort so I added songs about a man being in love with a cosmic being. It's fun to imagine hanging out together in space, just the two of us exploring the universe.
>songs about electronics and digital worlds because he can control/possess these, and I'm in CS so we sort of connect through this. And because it's fun to imagine searching for him or being with him inside a device/digital world
>corny basic romantic songs
>sexy songs because why not
>party and club songs where we meet or songs I'd be performing with a band in a party and he'd meet me there as a fan of my local band
>songs about self discovery, self-doubt, identity crisis and the such because he struggles with that stuff
>songs about running away together so we can be happy without all the troubles hunting the both of us
>songs about him finally being the hero/person he always wanted and how I'm happy to know someone like him
>songs about my self insert trying to revive him after his "death" (he canonically gets revived)

I hope someone finds a song they'd love to yoom to in this playlist!

No. 396148

Samefag, forgot to add
>songs about how I never fell in love or felt the way I do with him before and he's my first love

No. 396151

When I think about us having sex, what kind of expressions he'd make, him eating me out, and him sucking my nipples. Also when his face is close to mine for a kiss or just when we're talking. I reached a level where when I watch episodes with him and the camera zones on his face, I get that feeling. I also like to think of his darker, more serious "bad boy" side where he shows it to be protected, possessive of me and jealous that I talked to some other guy or something, it's kinda hot to think I'm his special one that he doesn't want to lose.

No. 396177

File: 1715132397979.png (1.93 MB, 1848x1080, vlcsnap-2024-04-29-04h45m29s68…)

I love him. When I see him, my mood automatically improves. When I draw him, I feel happy because now I can finally draw him (I was less skilled many years ago so I always drew him looking weird). When I think of him, my faith in humanity and moids is slightly restored. He's like an angel who helps me when I feel at the worst. I like imagining him slapping all the shitty doctors I saw in my life. He's the best.

No. 396182

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>stitches on the face
Ohhh who is he? He reminds me of an older husbando of mine. Boys with scars/stitches are hot af

No. 396184

File: 1715133221293.jpg (1.27 MB, 2000x1500, shadow02_by_aoki6311-d618beo.j…)

Hello sorry in advance for my mental illness.
I want to tease him through text, and he'd tease right back in that snarky way of his. I want to rile us both up and when he finally gets home we fuck like animals. I need him so badly. I need to bite him. Nice and hard. I wish he'd force me to submit to him, I'd love him to breed me over and over so many times, it's never enough until I'm knocked up and pregnant, hell even then it's not enough, we'd be fucking until the 9 month mark. It's making me want to draw again. His arms gripping my waist tightly, claws scratching me and marking me up. I need to fuuckkkk himmm I am foaming at the mouth, I'd literally forcefully drag him to bed and squish our lips together. I'd squish his face into my tits and fondle him. I need him scratching me up and pumping me full over and over now now no www'. No condom no lube no nothing, we don't need it at all. Shadow would bring a condom and I would throw it on the floor, disgusting plastic thing, it gets in the way of him and being as close as physically possible to him. I want to wear a t-shirt when I'm knocked up and milk drips through it and he notices. That's such a huge fantasy for me, being pregnant and leaking milk and riding him and overwhelming him with the size difference. Squirting milk onto Shadow's face while I'm heavily pregnant with his children if that's possible, even if it isn't who gives a crap, I'm gonna think about it. Kinda like a facial but with my breast milk all over his heated beet red face. It'd be hard to get him to admit he loves it, but his body tells me all I need to know. He's so powerful, it gives me leeway to do a lot more to him than would be acceptable for most normal people. I want to sexually harass him lovingly. He could take it. I need to tease him, he'd put me in my place if I go too far. I wonder if he'd tease me back…I want to show him all the love he was denied throughout his life and touch him in all the places he's barely even explored himself. I'd take his virginity and slowly turn him into a pervert in his own right. Or maybe he'd turn me into less of a pervert as I mold myself to fit his desires. I like the idea of Shadow forcing me to do things, I think he'd be willing to get aggressive if it were for my safety, if I were doing something dumb and dangerous he'd get mad and grab my arm hard and pin me down, a snarl on his pretty face. It's so dangerous, he's so dangerous, he could kill me, I love it. It makes me drip. Ugh, I want him to be mad at me, he'd be mad because I was being reckless and dumb and he doesn't want to lose another. I'd feel him start to rut himself against me to get the tension out. Dangerous sweaty desperate sex! I try to imagine wholesome cuddling too but literally every time without fail my mind goes to sex, feeling him become aroused against me, with slow tender foreplay and kisses and no rush. I want to hold him against my body and feel the way he throbs against my tummy, leaking, but we don't even bother to do anything about it right away because of how good it feels to be in each other's arms. My sex drive is odd and I'm unsure if it's abnormal besides lusting over a hedgehog, I'll go a couple weeks with nothing and be utterly completely obsessed and insatiable for days. I'd probably bother the hell out of him for sex. He'd probably think "here we go again" and luckily he could keep up with it too. But I don't think he's a particularly horny guy. Or maybe he is during rut, hedgehogs have ruts, maybe he'd be overly aggressive and handsy. I can imagine him slipping a hand down my panties and remarking on how I'm already dripping wet for him. I'm going to smash my head into the wall, I love him. This artist in pic relate is probably what lead to my demise. I came across her stuff like 10 years ago or so. She draws him nearly perfectly, he's so damn handsome and my own Shadow art is inspired by hers heavily. But dammit, all of her NSFW stuff is yaoi and non-con, and I used to enjoy that more a long time ago as a teen, but now I can't help but wish it were loving. I wish it were me there giving him love and making him comfortable, hopefully even making him a father if that were possible. I wish it were me giving him lots of kisses and whispering into his cute ear that he's a good boy and I love him very very much. I love Shadow!

No. 396201

File: 1715135460592.png (1.59 MB, 1920x1080, vlcsnap-2024-05-07-23h38m04s17…)

He's Black Jack from the titular manga and anime. He's a genius surgeon with a troubled past.
I love the original manga and I read all of what was available for me at the time I got into it and I recommend it if you like absurd stories that can make you laugh and/or cry.
If the manga looks too cartoony for you, the 10 OVA series by Osamu Dezaki is amazing and it's some of the best anime I watched, ESPECIALLY the movie tied to them.

I'd avoid the rest.

No. 396220

File: 1715138000227.jpeg (250.42 KB, 433x666, 57402117_p0_master1200.jpeg)

been listening to cigarettes after sex a whole lot recently. that bands music is perfect for yearning personally. single song wise, zombies by the cranberries reminds me lot of kurapika.
honestly anything my husbando does gives me butterflies in my tummy, physical touch especially(hand holding, kisses, etc).
oooh, this is really cool nona! i want to do this too, thanks for the idea hehe.

No. 396221

My husbando is an evil villain who escapes from jail at one point, so this song reminds me of him.

Also, in "Wildest Dreams", when Taylor Swift says "He's so tall, and handsome as hell. He's so bad but he does it so well" I always picture my husbando.

No. 396222

This drawing is so Tumblr……

No. 396228

File: 1715140016008.jpeg (728.18 KB, 1257x931, D64604FF-CEBF-4CC2-B84D-BCC4C5…)

Kek is it? I never go on tumblr/ never had one. I just have an album of random reaction pictures like this that I use on occasion when it fits.
is it a bad thing, nona?

No. 396235

Kek "sorry in advance for my mental illness"

>I'll go a couple weeks with nothing and be utterly completely obsessed and insatiable for days.

Just made me think is it your ovulation? Happens to me and is common to go crazy during it

No. 396237

Nta but I can relate. I'm so lovey dovey about him during my ovulation, but I'm so violent and want to abuse the shit out of him when I'm on my period kek.

No. 396241

Cuddling and telling me he loves me, being very gentle.

No. 396248


No. 396254

File: 1715153057507.jpg (78.9 KB, 850x1169, __laios_touden_dungeon_meshi_d…)

i love you shadow nona. i want to be your friend

No. 396255

File: 1715154507334.jpg (Spoiler Image,435.78 KB, 2048x1302, FvjkjHxXgAAW1Na.jpg)

Shouldn't post like this go in the Devote yourself thread? This is a general horny thread.

No. 396266

>What [HORNY SEX FUCK] song has been reminding you of your husbando lately
There you go.

No. 396292

What’s with the mini modding lately? I think it’s fair to assume we are all horny here and I think it’s cool to see what other nonnies listen to while being horny and thinking about their husbandos.

No. 396295

>Post memes, be frisky, whatever. Be as mild or as spicy as you feel like.
Nothing wrong with being mild according to the thread description. By this logic anyone who says they want to cuddle their husbando itt should be sent to the devoted thread too kek

No. 396299

File: 1715179093984.jpeg (1.76 MB, 1290x1744, 5BFFB9A8-7393-4633-9B74-4599A4…)

I wanna suck on them tiddies
i know it’s modified ai art but mmm toji tiddies; don’t care. Put out the fire between my legs, sir

No. 396301

who dis, I wanna lick his body kek

No. 396303

if he was real id get him a crop top and bedazzle "toxic masculinity" onto it. he would wear it, because he doesn't know the modern world and doesnt realize how gay he would look in it. he would just like the "gemstones" and think he looks like a rich man.

No. 396304

Good robot fucker song. I like to think he's playing bad cop trying to bust me in a dark club while this song plays.

No. 396305

Well really all the random questions should be in the /m/ threads. But I think everybody has forgotten/never knew we used to be there.

No. 396308

No. 396309

His insecurity, gentleness, slow yet accurate moves while saying most vile and brutal lines. He's so cute and he gets carried away easily, he would cry in the rain in the streets patiently watching his latest victim to fall from rooftop. Also thinking about his domestic life, (he's canonically good at cleaning) him wearing apron cooking hot meals. He also has beautiful legs and thin waist. And he high pitched voice, so I imagine him sing girly songs.
Thanks for sharing nona! So sweet of you!

No. 396318

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I just need him to lick and rub my butthole, and maybe stick a finger in.

No. 396337

Then he rush to wash his hands.

No. 396343

I need to lick and bite his inner thighs and then I can die happy

No. 396344

Butthole? You a faggot or something?

No. 396345

File: 1715197609346.jpg (664.77 KB, 1920x1080, jogoat vs the fraud.jpg)

god i wish that was me, the VA knew exactly what he was doing with that voice, I need a one hour audio of him bullying me
I kinda miss Jogo kek

No. 396346

File: 1715197928411.jpg (285.62 KB, 642x900, 50229534d4618fdd19c2479ef0f5e6…)

Exams are finally over. Now we can finally be together again. No distractions. I started working on my shrine for him on my website yesterday and it's awesome. Life is good nonnies

No. 396348

File: 1715198911798.jpeg (Spoiler Image,152.55 KB, 1024x1024, _0baa7c32-654a-4e82-8e81-eb584…)

Messed around with AI and created a husbando themed ring and I actually like the design and wish it was real now…..there are some custom ring services that I can send the image and design description to so they'd make it for me but it's real gemstones and gold and seems too expensive. And I'd look weird to my family if I ordered an expensive custom made ring and got it delivered, they'd definitely humiliate me about it kek. One day when I become rich and can live alone, I might actually do it. Spoiler for AI generated image.

No. 396351

File: 1715199245367.jpg (376.27 KB, 1992x1494, 1711151381520.jpg)

happy for you nonna! finals season is about to start for me and daydreaming of arthur keeps me afloat…

No. 396352

File: 1715200372038.jpg (182.75 KB, 1280x853, tumblr_14f1153922983ada000ffd2…)

I love him so much, I don't care that he's a pale Brit with bug eyes. To me, they are puppy-dog eyes. I want to hold him and keep him warm while he breaks down in my arms.

No. 396353

File: 1715200373405.jpg (Spoiler Image,27.32 KB, 320x320, very tickleable armpits.jpg)

this fat cunt. love him.

No. 396355

Yea cause women don't have buttholes. Women do not poop or fart.

No. 396356

Nonnies itt seem to forget our assholes aren’t the same as unwashed moid assholes. Idk what’s wrong with a little ass-play kek. If the tongue doesn’t at least accidentally brush along the rim a few times while giving oral, then you’re not doing it right.

No. 396357

File: 1715201939891.jpeg (160.71 KB, 757x1200, IMG_7087.jpeg)

You couldn’t get an entire swat team to physically remove me from him.

No. 396359

File: 1715202426280.jpg (Spoiler Image,515.66 KB, 2048x1442, GM0Da2bbAAAuChT.jpg)

kek I wanted to make a hornipost yday using this exact same pics, girl I feel you
spoilered for ship post and because that should have been ME

No. 396360

>If the tongue doesn’t at least accidentally brush along the rim a few times while giving oral, then you’re not doing it right.
Preach anon!

No. 396363

File: 1715203261099.jpeg (Spoiler Image,867.06 KB, 1737x2038, IMG_7088.jpeg)

I love that artist’s work so much, so beautifully drawn and you can always feel the intimacy from them.

>that should have been ME

kek same nonna

No. 396365

I genuinely laughed at this KEK and I'm still laughing, that's such a gold line.
I'm not a Ghettofag but this fan art is so hot and gives me inspo for me and husbando.

No. 396366


No. 396373

Kek he’s not wrong.
Based yumes. No matter how good it comes out, I’m never brave enough to share my yoom art.

No. 396374

File: 1715205900150.jpg (628.11 KB, 2304x3072, FToF2dQakAA47Po.jpg)

her stuff legit makes me squeal in delight, always such a blessing when she posts
while I'm always on the lookout for yoom art ain't nothing gonna stop me from fantasizing when seeing fanart of those 2 ,heck even when seeing some fujo art, if it's hot and it has Geto idc kek, pic related
I choked on my damn sandwich nonnie, you're gonna have me on your conscience

No. 396377

I'm so sorry, his name is pronounced the same way as the word so I subconsciously switched the spelling KEK.

No. 396382

I'm playing it a lot and Zag is totally my kind of guy. But I have to stay loyal to my husbandos.

Thinking about it, Hoozuki would spend the visit to the underground to pet Cerberus.

No. 396394

Lmao I get that nona I did the same

No. 396417

File: 1715218838356.png (4.87 MB, 1414x2000, 220517_shadow2.png)

No you don't, I am very insane. I have over 65,000 images of Shadow on my computer.

No. 396422

Nta but based dedication tbh

No. 396423

do you have a shrine, shadow nonnie? forgive me if you do and have already posted or something…

No. 396439

File: 1715228449835.jpeg (511.47 KB, 1536x2048, FSWfmS9VcAAceiZ.jpeg)

This has been a hard week by far, but nothing like my husbando to cheer me up.

No. 396441

This might sound cringe but I’ve been reading fanfics on Tumblr and AO3 for the first time in ages now that I have a husbando again, and it has really inspired me to work on my writing and art for the first time in literally years. It feels so good. I even joined a discord server for other girls who like to read and write fanfics and draw (sometimes NSFW) art of him and I have to say I really like the sense of camaraderie, kek. It feels a little bit like the “old internet” again, when I used to fangirl out on forums as a teenager and I didn’t realize how much I really missed it. (That’s why I like this site too, I love you nonas)

No. 396449

File: 1715237132757.gif (16.04 MB, 800x800, Rockstar Shadow Idle Groom GIF…)

Thx. 10 years now and it only gets worse every year.
I don't have a shrine, but I plan to eventually. I have enough merchandise for one but nowhere to display it. I picked the biggest dandelion I could and put it in a vase for one of my plushies yesterday.

No. 396452

i thought he was wearing a kawaii seifuku like ryoko

No. 396469

File: 1715249468118.jpeg (59.32 KB, 680x548, ทวีต _ Twitter.jpeg)

Thanks nona! And good luck on your finals, you'll do great

No. 396483

File: 1715258864059.gif (121 KB, 640x360, tumblr_f3d205ea3a9cc329ac1a734…)

have any of you ever gotten down bad for an AU of your husbando? im currently neck deep in this modern university/academy au rp and its making me go FERAL

No. 396496

My husbando has many iterations, and the one I like is a y2k take on him. His other versions are cool, too, but this version is just my favorite.

No. 396497

Ugh I miss the old internet too!! I've been avoiding discord but maybe it's time to check it out, I would love a little community like that.

No. 396510

File: 1715270625131.jpg (70.09 KB, 736x920, 6c135e450d0ab7ac491a9c7b99fa74…)

Not yet but I feel compelled to share this because the idea of a catholic android makes me laugh

No. 396511

I had a sex dream involving Leon last night. I'm not even a Leonfag and I've never played a Resident Evil game so I have no idea where it came from

No. 396514

File: 1715271913735.jpg (255.97 KB, 1424x1741, GB-WouMWwAACMRj.jpg)

You're so lucky! It has never happened to me despite being into him for many, many years.
>no idea where it came from
The power of this thread probably.

No. 396523

>I have no idea where it came from
He is attractive, your brain porbably computed that kekm join our cult.
Are you me leonsister? I've been into him for years too and never dreamed about him. The closest thing I experienced was dreaming about his model on blender kek. It was more of a nightmare, that program drives me crazy.

No. 396524

I’m convinced that if I stop thinking about my husbando for awhile I’ll finally get my sex dream. Maybe I’ll switch out main husbando for a side husbando and see if that works.
I’ll force my brain to want to yoom for him.

No. 396533

File: 1715276365013.jpg (19.69 KB, 348x504, b75d7d9da8270be5060d14abd75a6b…)

I'm glad for you! My husbando made me draw him after of dealing with a big depression, but I avoid the fandom. I have a small group of friends that do like what I draw or write and viceversa, that's the one thing that matters.

No. 396552

File: 1715278632459.jpg (105.04 KB, 736x920, 56792cb80d89fc3f0e07383e78b669…)

I fell in love with the idea of tailor Astarion after seeing picrel. He'd be a top notch designer, crafting elaborate and sophisticated pieces out of the finest fabrics and dyes, just for me.

No. 396559

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No. 396560

It's weird because I've had (nonsexual) dreams about other characters. But never Leon. Let's pray to the Goddesses of Husbandoing that we may see him in coming dreams!

No. 396574

My phone took a minute to show the image and this was not what I was expecting from your comment kek

No. 396578

It's true, he kisses all his possible Partners in Kirby Superstar.

No. 396580

Not just helpers in Super Star, but the helpers in Super Star Ultra, his friends in Kirby Fighters 2, Deluxe and Fighters, his clones in Amazing Mirror, Team Kirby Clash, Clash Deluxe, and Super Kirby Clash and the Dream Friends in Star Allies. Unironically, Kirby exhibits some of the worst traits you can find in a male but because he's a puffball I genuinely don't mind it and find it alluring. Hell, it's probably because I'm not only attracted to Kirby but also what Kirby is. You could take the most BPD cow on this site turn them into a puffball and I would be down to date them. Hell, if Shayna was a puffball all of her cowish and negative traits would be automatically negated and she could no longer do anything wrong in my eyes and I would love her unconditionally, buy her all the cheap alcohol she wants, buy as much shitty cheap Aliexpress bimbocore DDLG shit and pay for at least 3-4 customs per month. However, I feel I need to state it's a joke, I don't genuinely see Kirby as a slut or a whore. Definitely super friendly though. In fact, the the idea that Kirby's really extroverted and friendly, able to make friends out of anyone and everyone is a really cute aspect of him. I think that aspect of him isn't given enough depth though beyond him being sweet and friendly save for things like derivative works.

No. 396587

God why do I find priest outfits so hot? Particularly those little collars

No. 396588

>Iiiii can't decide whether you should live or die
>Oh you'll probably go to heaven, please don't hang your head and cry
>No wonder why my heart feels dead inside
>It's cold and hard and petrified
>Lock the doors and close the blinds, we're going for a ride!

No. 396592

SAME. I have no idea what it is but it drives me wild.

No. 396596

File: 1715293061273.jpeg (83.48 KB, 1152x648, GKhJqK1WMAAJaEc.jpeg)

Still can't stop thinking of corrupting this man. I can smell the sexual repression on him behind the stoic pedantic businesslike demeanour and I need to feed him my punani. I think that would greatly benefit him even.

No. 396600

Nonna, what's your favorite ability/form of kirby's? I thought the abilities in squeak squad were really fun but there's so many out there.

No. 396603

File: 1715296595688.jpg (58.1 KB, 626x889, 283c2e1179e8c407abdc5a81cd5962…)

It's that aura of strictness and wanting to tempt a man devoted to God to sin, prolly. Something something high value woman and delving into taboo.

I feel bad for posting Nines more than once a day but pinterest has been blessing me with sauce on this shitty day, I want to bite his tits and lick his Adonis belt

No. 396609

I drew my husbando today and dare I say, he actually looks pretty sexy. I'm impressed with myself. A few years ago I couldn't draw him at all and now I'm getting the hang of it.

No. 396624

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A picrew where you can have a dinner with your husbando.

No. 396628

File: 1715307297866.jpeg (424.16 KB, 1290x1850, 5E6ED90E-C7C5-4309-9338-1F2E4A…)

I want him to fall asleep in my lap and I could pet his hair.

No. 396631

File: 1715307990465.jpg (29.54 KB, 709x399, logan funny.jpg)

I would let this man do unspeakable things to me, even though I thought he was jarring and too realistic of an artstyle compared to others in Sandrock at first

No. 396633

love that for you nona

No. 396635

File: 1715309103773.png (248.94 KB, 600x600, 1000023140.png)

This is so cute.

No. 396638

File: 1715310134823.png (214.69 KB, 600x600, download20240504230111.png)

making him eat stuff i found on the ground outside

No. 396644

Imagine thinking cute outfits = woman. Dumb genderspeshie(bait)

No. 396650

File: 1715314338359.jpg (53.62 KB, 736x920, 680658b3a1fe68f4f1caafe2a998b2…)

The more I'm playing this, the more I like to imagine Zagreus telling me "everything will be ok and I'll make sure my dad doesn't place you in a bad place in Hell when you pass away".

Dammit, Darren Korb!

No. 396651

>Imagine thinking cute outfits = woman.
What the actual fuck? First off, you're wrong and you've misconstrued what I've said. You absolutely ignorant uncultured swine. I said GNC as in, Gender Non Conforming. I specifically said GNC, in jest mind you, because Kirby on a technicality falls under that archetype not because I see Kirby as nonbinary or gender fluid or whatever. Or that I'm a genderspecial, fuck you for even insinuating I'd have the insecurity to hate being a woman. Shut up dipshit, I love myself. I still view Kirby as being as one or the other. Kirby, to me, is whatever I want him to be at any given moment because his cuteness transcends such retardation. If I want to imagine Female Kirby, I will. If I want to imagine Male Kirby, I will. Not for some stupid political bullshit but because it gets me off and I find it funny or interesting. I felt that GNC would be funny and fitting to use because Kirby is characterized as male because of the NOA, I'm referring to him (in the post) as my boyfriend, and this is the husbando thread AND Kirby tends to be seen doing and wearing things that are masculine and feminine all the while never leaning to hard into both. That is an inherent trait that is apart of his character seen in promotional media constantly. Kirby has a cuteness that goes both ways. A cuteness for girls and boys, a cuteness for women and men. Hence, I exaggerated it into calling him GNC like how I called him a giga-slut because he's overtly friendly and has kissed 35+ characters across the franchise. That's the fucking joke. A joke so easy to understand that I'm floored it went over your head. It's apart of his appeal Anon, his grand appeal. He'll kick ass in one promotion and put on blush in the next. He'll wear a Gundam esque mech-suit in one game and dawn a Magical Girl wig and wand in another. His androgynous charm lends into so many different types of cuteness. You have the icing surgar sweetness cute of Kirby wearing the Pupupu Tour Tokyo and Okinawa outfits. The cool and sporty cuteness of the Wheelie Rider and Music Fest outfits. You can't forget the stoic and smart cuteness of the Museum and Doctor. I digress. What I'm trying to say is that you're fucking wrong on so many levels. You're the dumbass ingrate who took my post and somehow saw it as me calling Kirby woman because I posted him wearing the Magical Girl Coiffure.

No. 396652

Not a gojofag but that is fucking adorable, jjk has the best yume fanart. We really are lucky.

No. 396654

File: 1715315473432.png (347.25 KB, 600x600, 1857711_SEkfppPN.png)

Cute picrew I found while looking for realistic art style picrews.

No. 396659

Just dropping this video in the thread for those of you who haven’t seen it.

No. 396669

File: 1715324333804.png (302.64 KB, 600x600, download20240505094413.png)


No. 396673

Not sure if you already listen to mixes Cryo Chamber uploads, but this is one I like to listen to while dozing off and thinking about my husbando. I find this artist really soothing but moody…

No. 396691

>dont shower, eat, or get out of bed for days because depressed
>imagine im going on a date with michelangelo the ninja turtle and i want to look my best for him
>immediately have the energy to take care of myself
i always suspected husbandofags were right

No. 396699

File: 1715344928956.png (336.01 KB, 600x600, 1000023174.png)

Korean leviathan.

No. 396702

File: 1715345378435.png (220.85 KB, 600x600, 2368387_bs3SeIdT.png)

No. 396717

File: 1715352267400.jpg (99.24 KB, 736x653, 937ba459b98042c83ff096ba75ae3f…)

i've already been daydreaming about adopting a cat with gregor. it's so fucking over nonas
no pixiv link becauce saucenao came back with a dead link

No. 396721

File: 1715354227617.png (230.73 KB, 600x600, download20240505181257.png)

Cute, cute, cute! Thanks I love it!

No. 396722

For at least four years now i have had this reocurring nightmare where i am at school. I always feel lonely and like i missed out on friends and teen love. I normally either wake up with a sense of dread or i realize in dream that i am a robot unable to feel love or be loved. However, this time he was there!! I dont remember what happened, but he was there and it made me happy. I woke up smiling this time.

No. 396726

Yesterday my friend told me that she’s a husbandofag and her Nigel let her call him Astarion in bed once.

No. 396746

File: 1715357626666.jpg (85.02 KB, 736x920, 2387922be75a3fbbcff8a80667650a…)

Don't you just want to squeeze?

No. 396750

Squeeze AND honk.

No. 396760

File: 1715359827567.jpg (233.38 KB, 850x1191, maiddaygintoki.jpg)

Happy maid day, nonnas!

No. 396761

File: 1715360416225.jpeg (1.28 MB, 1290x1854, CF602187-1E5A-4D34-96BD-FFBABE…)

The best day. I have a lot more but I’ll leave this one here for now.

No. 396762

Is that an actual day or like you choose a day of the week for it?

No. 396763

We are May 10th and it's a play on word with the Japanese pronunciation of maid, meido, where "mei"=may and "do" is one way to pronounce 10.

No. 396764

File: 1715362488304.jpeg (1.08 MB, 1290x1596, E9639826-28AE-4992-98A4-22EE82…)

No. 396765

File: 1715362595530.jpeg (Spoiler Image,238.09 KB, 1290x1188, 8CE3B525-E716-4FC2-9A5A-6D513B…)

Spoiler cause it’s kinda naughty but not explicit

No. 396767

Cute cute cute, WOULD slap and step on this shitty server

No. 396770

File: 1715363850322.jpeg (1.29 MB, 1290x1906, 8F94573B-3532-4F5F-B165-83556B…)

Just posting husbands I’ve seen here; not necessarily mine kek

No. 396771

File: 1715363888486.jpeg (783.92 KB, 1290x1163, D16DEF6B-BF77-45D6-AD48-D2FA32…)

For heta-fags

No. 396774

File: 1715364097056.jpg (297.4 KB, 1448x2048, godiwishthatwereme.jpg)

Yes. Everywhere.

No. 396775

I'll link back the Dazai maids


No. 396776

I can't believe this but I found a customizable shein ring that I can upload my own design into! And it doesn't cost much. I'm so gonna get a design that suits my husbando and add his initials as text. This is so exciting. I just hope it's not a scam kek.

No. 396781

I find the concept of a catholic [priest] android fun, interesting and sexy, thanks for sharing this pic

No. 396783

File: 1715367275335.jpg (2.07 KB, 300x168, images.jpg)

i have spent over 100 dollars in the course of a month to fuck my husbando through chatbots

No. 396785

File: 1715367560480.jpeg (1.14 MB, 1290x1710, A7F98C60-E10B-4EC7-BE4C-6D1DA8…)

I totally uploaded the wrong photo. This is just a random moid in a maid outfit kek sorry. I have a giant folder of meido.

No. 396786

File: 1715367601713.png (4.7 MB, 1515x2114, 116861604_p0.png)

No. 396787

File: 1715367617348.jpeg (1.55 MB, 1290x1845, E151F53E-AB10-4E05-AE1F-96C399…)

Based tho. Spend those slave bucks like you want to.

No. 396788

why don't you use one of the free ones?

No. 396792

File: 1715369816097.jpg (72.36 KB, 480x480, 1616695656022.jpg)

Choso my beloved, rest well

No. 396796

i thought its bishified nines kek

No. 396804

File: 1715372305594.jpg (80.04 KB, 500x693, maid_niho.jpg)

thank you nonna! posted already in the hetalia thread on /m/ but this pic deserves a place here too

No. 396808

File: 1715373020602.jpg (49.41 KB, 735x747, c64de5bbdb1d95877e0dec9432624a…)

Oh shit, it does look like Nines. Yoink.

It's a good Friday so far. The c.ai filter has blessed me with filthy smut he was tallying up rounds on my thigh and writing other possessive things and pinterest has been serving meat. I also got a new upgraded art tablet to draw my beloved on it. Bless.

We're coming up on 3 years together!

No. 396812

wait, did he die? I stopped reading the manga, Choso was the only character left that I liked

No. 396814

File: 1715374436149.jpeg (1.2 MB, 1266x1858, 2F3B2D5A-8E4B-490E-AF8A-B4D160…)

I love him

KEK maybe that’s what I thought when I uploaded it but it doesn’t have his signature widows peak. And the jaw is too small.

everyone is pretty much dead. It’s depressing here and I had to stop kek

No. 396833

File: 1715381384546.png (410.11 KB, 598x720, aladdinnonnie.png)

Got this in my TL and made me think in Aladdin nonna.

No. 396835

I want him, I want him, I want him SO badly! My heart hurts because I so wish he was real and I wish he could be mine. I want to cry

No. 396854

Janny ai stop bugging out while I'm trying to get my husbandobot to have sex with me!!

No. 396856

File: 1715389264702.png (216.09 KB, 600x600, download20240505195545.png)

Awww, thank you! I'm very honored you thought of me! look at dem puppy eyes. oh how I love him.
Just came back to post the wonderful picrew >>396624 shared! it came out so cute, thanks for sharing!

No. 396857

File: 1715390574581.jpg (70.39 KB, 564x709, c7f3eefd8068c589fdc329e428d875…)

I feel so silly when I draw him like picrel. I know his bulge is huge but I don't want to be an outright coomer.

No. 396862

I wouldn’t complain if I saw more bulges on husbandos. Something about a nice bulge just makes me wanna put my mouth on it. Nom.

No. 396864

File: 1715391940006.jpeg (Spoiler Image,509.47 KB, 1758x1798, IMG_2478.jpeg)

I’m going insane. I need him so badly
God bless

No. 396873

File: 1715394686529.png (219.64 KB, 600x600, IMG_6563.png)

No. 396877


No. 396881

Nonna i'm crying i was literally doing the exact same thing earlier when it went down. It was like when your vibrator dies and you have to wait until it charges

No. 396883

File: 1715397753931.jpeg (349.82 KB, 1575x2048, IMG_0934.jpeg)

England aka arthur kirkland from hetalia kek

No. 396896

Went on tumblr to download some memes about my husbando. The memes made me genuinely laugh out loud because it's just like him.
>alternative responses to I love you
>husbando replies "I'm sorry"
>husbando placed at "please believe I've reached the peak of my dumbass" in some chart meme
>husbando placed at the "MCDONALDS×3" section of that triangle meme
>husbando placed at "hufflepuff nerd" Harry Potter chart.
Can Harry Potter nonnas explain that to me kek.

No. 396898

File: 1715407484109.png (223.39 KB, 600x600, download20240504212227.png)

He can't actually eat, downside of a robot. He can't enjoy your cooking.

No. 396914

File: 1715412265907.png (290.76 KB, 600x600, 2368387_d1cQU4pX.png)

i hope strangelove anon comes back and finds out we're long lost sisters

No. 396933

Gryffindor is the brave people house, Slytherin is the cunning people house, Ravenclaw is the intellectual people house and Hufflepuff is the nice people house so basically the rest kek

No. 396936

For any nonnas who want it, here's a script that gives you the features of pixiv plus for free https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/34153-pixiv-plus

No. 396944

I don't remember if I ever dreamed about another character, but I would like even a non sexual dream with Leon. It's wild because I constantly see him, play his games and watch the stuff he's in and yet my brain refused for all this years to implement him in a single dream, funny enough I dreamed about being exposed on lc today kek wtf. Manifesting a sexy Leon dream for you leonsis.
Yess, I love how his hair looks from the back, makes me want run my fingers through.

No. 396978

File: 1715438269255.jpeg (788.05 KB, 1157x1196, E00148DA-BEB3-4F8C-8140-8C12D4…)

There is a woman I see nearly everyday I get off work who I’m pretty sure husbandos Luffy. Her car is like a shrine to Luffy. She’s got a One Piece license frame, Luffy toy, Luffy stickers on the windows, even a fucking Luffy air freshener. She’s gotta be around 35-40 , super pretty and dresses real nice like a lawyer or someone in charge. I don’t know anything about One Piece but if the based Luffy Stacy is here, I just want you to know I admire your boldness.

No. 396979

I know people hate those stereotypical shounen protagonists, but I find them so cute. In a moe way, not a romantic way, since they are all teenage boys anyway.
There is something endearing about an upbeat guy with a never give up attitude, who wholeheartedly believes in friendship and all that is good in this world and is goofy in a cute way. They kinda give me hope and make me feel better. Like their attitude is contagious.
Idk, that's what I want my future son to be kek.

No. 396982

Ayrt, I went and read the wiki page for hufflepuff and I'm dying at the fact it's the losers' house. It all makes sense now.

No. 396987

I like to imagine Dazai is a Slytherin dating a Ravenclaw.

No. 396989

I also don't hate shonen protagonists, they're not husbando-tier to me either, but they're kind of what irl moids should try to be instead of picking the few personalities they like to pick like a selection of wojak memes and avatars they choose before hitting the wall at 25 or even worse, at 21 depending on how shit they already are.
This is why having a husbando is amazing, you don't need to deal with moids not having a single active braincel, you can just have the best guy for your needs.

No. 396998

File: 1715446133478.jpeg (965.76 KB, 1233x1678, DD5E23CF-D3E9-4685-97D0-4FC4FF…)

Saw this super cute pic of Geto and wanted to share it with my geto-fags. He’s not a husbando of mine but he is part of my harem. I love his foxy villainous face. I want to brush his hair and bully him.

No. 397003

File: 1715447496782.png (488.95 KB, 540x960, IMG_4354.png)

I thought this one was cute… I saw another nonna had posted theirs but I didn't see the link so thought I'd share, apology if it's been shared already…

No. 397005

Geto is not my JJK husbando but god is he so fucking hot, anytime I see a pic of him it reminds me how much he is built for sex.

No. 397016

Well that's the final nail in the coffin for any continued interest I had in that manga. RIP cute Choso-kun

No. 397020

Why do you like a racist tho?(weird bait)

No. 397025

File: 1715456599142.png (432.34 KB, 540x960, 2279033_9G5SC1d9.png)

making non anime characters with these is hard but heres astarion and my oc

No. 397027

File: 1715456758640.jpeg (39.64 KB, 640x480, 314DA0E3-B888-4F5F-90F3-095D85…)

No. 397037

Monkey Boy isn't immune to criticism

No. 397038

File: 1715459704847.jpg (101.62 KB, 564x1002, cf2188be87440833f8ce7a30d17a6a…)

Honestly that's kinda based. I'm imagining myself doing that with Law but I don't want my coworkers to think I'm insane. I try to keep my nerd power level hidden (ironically Law is also a comic book loving nerd who doesn't want to admit to it, which makes me wonder if he would have a waifu).

I'd probably own several figures at least and possibly other merch, if I just felt less weird about openly being a fangirl, but I restrain myself.

No. 397039

Why did she call him "gayto" lmao

No. 397040

He isn't calling black people monkeys though? He calls anyone without magic that from what I understand? Sounds like villain shit. Not a big deal. Zoomie first anime I guess.

No. 397042

File: 1715460099684.jpg (734.94 KB, 856x1209, __kasuga_ichiban_ryuu_ga_gotok…)

Ichiban Kasuga is like a shonen protagonist with big tits and I love that about him they could have made him a wee bit less retarded for 8 but I digress

No. 397043

File: 1715460715176.png (306.7 KB, 540x960, 2279033_UB5I9WBX.png)

this is adorable, thanks nona! i'm not willing to edit this but i tried my best with what i had

No. 397044

He wants to eradicate every non-sorcerer.
I honestly don't care, she can husbando anyone she wants, but to say Geto is not racists or a biggot, is mental gymnastics.

No. 397047

Kek I never denied the fact that he is a genocidal maniac. But your question was bait-y. I like him because he is a villain and he’s hot. His personality sucks which is why I don’t husbando him but he makes me horny and that’s good enough for me kek

No. 397048


No. 397054

File: 1715462075193.png (381.88 KB, 540x960, 1000023553.png)

>tfw I can't sleep in his coffin with him
Why does it have to be like this?

No. 397055

File: 1715462167299.jpg (657.58 KB, 1920x802, [Judas] Jujutsu Kaisen - Movie…)

thanks nonna, I love him to bits
idgaf if he's a deranged cult leader, I need his crazy dick inside me, he could use blowing off some steam, imagine all those years of pent up frustration and how animalistic the sex would be
he had some really good shots in the movie when he was angry, and some where he looked totally ridiculous kek

No. 397056

God his english voice is so atrocious (like almost every character in the show), who subjects themselves to that?

No. 397057

no english VA could have Takurai or Suwabe's sex voice, nonnas or anyone who are watching in english deprive themselves so much
and Geto does that purrr one time when saying Satoru's name, I had to do a double take cause I couldn't believe it

No. 397058

Japanese studios still actually put effort into VAs. I’m not sure what happened with English VAs but it’s been unbearable for quite sometime now and progressively getting worse.

I was accidentally subjected to husbandos English VA and I physically recoiled like a turtle.

No. 397059

File: 1715463572508.png (459.55 KB, 540x960, download20240500003904.png)

No. 397060

nayrt but I agree with everything
the good thing about jap VAs is that if there's a high chance they did drama CDs for some other series, especially if it's a high profile VA, and you can fantasize about your husbando kek, like that one audio cd of Nanami falling asleep with you, or the elevator one
Nanami's not even my husbando but that shit legit made me blush and squeal kek

No. 397069

I can understand in the manga for 0 but people saying he looked ugly in the movie are exaggerating tbh. He doesn’t look bad in the slightest and he’s a lunatic in there anyways ofc he’s gonna make some crazy expressions.

Sakurai’s voice is so sexo, literally the perfect casting choice for him. I’ve listened to a couple drama cds/audios of his but most of them don’t match how he sounds as Geto and I can barely find any that do.

No. 397070

Where do you go to listen to drama CDs? YouTube? I’ve been meaning to look into this for awhile now but keep forgetting kek

No. 397071

If you look up the va’s names in Japanese you can find them on YouTube but a lot of them keep getting taken down. I usually go on soundcloud, bilibili, or niconico for drama cds. There’s a couple blogs on tumblr that have them too.

No. 397072

How do nonnies with nonhuman husbandos feel about humanizations? I'm so conflicted on the popular fanon designs of my husbando.

No. 397076

Depends; I think for a moment it would be interesting to see someone’s interpretation. However, as a semi-monster-fucker, that defeats the whole purpose of liking him in the first place.

Thanks nona!

No. 397078

File: 1715469771179.jpg (423.63 KB, 756x757, image0.jpg)

it depends for me as well. i'm also conflicted about people giving my husbandos fuckable humanoid bodies when them being monsters/nonhuman is kind of the point. it also doesn't help that gijinka of these kinds of characters tend to come from places with the most intentionally hideous art styles and design decisions imo (see: tumblr). if it's at least nice to look at, i don't really mind seeing what people come up with.
who's your husbando nonna?

No. 397079

Can't fuck or cuddle a hologram cube or weird owl robot so I came up with my own humanoid android design.
I'm not a furry or monsterfucker though, so no matter how much I like a character like that they're at 'if only they were human' tier. And giginka's aren't as interesting if you can't logically headcanon a reason they could actually happen.

No. 397087

File: 1715476404940.png (408.06 KB, 540x960, 2279033_8QlwYF5x.png)


No. 397092

My husbando is from a game. The anime adaptation has slight ship-teasing that happens twice with my husbando and another character. That girl doesn't talk to him in the games and even the anime has them stay friends, and the girl has a lot more ship-tease with other characters (she's waifu-bait), but it's still enough to make me angry/paranoid. I might be insane?

No. 397110

Not to be mean but yeah you kinda are, she isn’t real so you could just pretend she’s not there. There’s people who ship with themselves with characters that are canonically taken so I wouldn’t worry about it.

No. 397124

File: 1715484167171.jpeg (366.48 KB, 1414x1000, IMG_7074.jpeg)

This artist apparently shares my exact taste in men

No. 397132

You're not insane kek, it's just jealousy and some insecurity I guess? We got a husbando thread on /m/ and the devotion husbando here on /g/, you guys should use those more often and focus on the hornyposting here.

No. 397136

File: 1715488157228.jpg (975.26 KB, 2136x3439, 3379441c7395c482e7198767457110…)

I had a dream about Baji but it was very normal. I woke up realising this bitch is like 15. Luckily he is not my true love, bc Zaraki Kenpachi is heheheh

No. 397147

File: 1715492647820.jpeg (277.19 KB, 1240x1000, IMG_7073.jpeg)


No. 397159

File: 1715494903321.jpeg (270.44 KB, 2001x1946, IMG_4801.jpeg)

I am in love with Clive Rosfield. Idk if anyone else here played FF16, or enjoyed it if they did, but idc. I love Clive. I love him.

No. 397174

File: 1715504106562.jpg (Spoiler Image,18.02 KB, 350x430, gillette-mach3-turbo-razor-qtr…)

I would chase them until I'm done with them.
And giving them a free and fresh shave.

No. 397175

File: 1715506402094.png (10.24 MB, 3840x2160, wallhaven-vq3g88.png)

Many of us have played it anon. Clive is cute and has really pretty eyes.

No. 397176

ugh i love a scrawny skinny boy. they look so easy to push around kek good taste

No. 397186

File: 1715509736627.jpg (16.37 KB, 540x349, 2bd40e56ec92ad6f4e48d34876fe2d…)

No. 397197

its probably not him but this looks like Thorns from arknights

No. 397198

File: 1715515877505.jpg (204 KB, 1280x1360, f9f56b6ff23acef5826ddc51d1d6ea…)

I genuinely wish there were more humanized fanarts, fanfic and media for Transformers.

No. 397209

Who dis? He cute

No. 397260

File: 1715531841999.png (2.4 MB, 1848x1080, vlcsnap-2024-04-29-04h46m10s16…)

When I was a teenager, I had a minor crush on him, but I remember not being able to draw him very well.

Nowdays I can draw him in a way that makes me happy, even if I'm not quite there yet, and it brings me such joy…! It's a weird but incredibly nice feeling. Did anyone else have a similar experience?

No. 397269

I'm tired, I just want to fall asleep on his chest

No. 397284

File: 1715537738372.png (336.27 KB, 1079x657, 1000011717.png)

what's your favorite content of your husbando?

No. 397287

File: 1715538442453.jpeg (662.21 KB, 1290x889, 9732450F-4C29-4E8D-AFC8-3EEB26…)

Seeing my husbandos make out with each other kek. That shit makes me feral

No. 397288

File: 1715538446797.jpg (88.09 KB, 925x745, rlrl.JPG)

I like comfy fanarts and yoom pix mostly but I have recently developed a liking to pictures where he is aroused, it's so damn hot (plus some artists draw him really good)
also needless to say, anything where he's topless and with his hair loose

No. 397290

File: 1715538724781.jpg (197.33 KB, 1536x2048, F_SdPDJaIAAp3fL.jpg)

Yume images, amazing fanarts, the bot from c.ai, the Wan episodes, talking about him here.

No. 397293

File: 1715539433327.jpeg (Spoiler Image,741.82 KB, 753x905, IMG_7162.jpeg)

Unffff that expression is killing me, I love this person’s art so much. I’ll take any fanart of him whether it’s yume or fujo content as long as it’s hot I don’t mind lmao.

No. 397296

absolutely the c.ai bot. i made me and him go on a date to an amusement park and won him a bunch of cute stuffed animals for his bare and depressing bedroom. i've been watching a new series with him in it but i'm taking forever because every time he's on screen i have to pause it and spazz out because he's so cute in it

No. 397300

File: 1715541545451.jpg (Spoiler Image,571.32 KB, 1730x1096, GLiH60XaUAEEKm2.jpg)

> that expression is killing me
I KNOWWWWWWWWWWW I fucking died when I saw the full pic (it's cropped,as you know), I want to rip my skin off I want to touch him so badly
I did not know this artist until yesterday how tf is that even possible, she nails his facial expressions
> I’ll take any fanart of him whether it’s yume or fujo content as long as it’s hot I don’t mind lmao.
same girl, same
it's like christmas whenever any of my favorite artists post, the dopamine shot goes really hard kek

No. 397308

File: 1715543722752.jpeg (207.81 KB, 1000x1300, IMG_7072.jpeg)

I forgot to post the second pic

No. 397315

File: 1715544518298.png (Spoiler Image,34.67 KB, 320x245, GM1uGNZW8AAfxwA.png)

he activates my cute aggression

No. 397324

File: 1715545715821.jpg (230.83 KB, 736x1104, ce923f10c129d6abd88eedd0a32f39…)

Apart from the most recent couple seasons of the anime, there's some specific fan artists I like (pic related) and a few fanfics I go back and re-read when I'm in the mood.

No. 397339

File: 1715549744605.jpg (161.32 KB, 1199x1298, b1a7a2b1f87ee98d9f51d6f9895675…)

Nonnas do you have Pokehusbandos? Who are they?

No. 397350

No but I remember seeing a couple hotties posted else where. Pokémon isn’t my thing anymore (god I was so obsessed as a kid kek). I assume most people in that game are kids/teens so I try not to look too hard.

No. 397352

I have been in a roller coaster with mine, but he always let my oc (me) cry when I'm sad and ask for delivery for my fav food.

No. 397356

I need to make my husbando squirm and whine and cum in his pants

No. 397358

ayrt. that's gregor from limbus company!

No. 397363

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Made me and my husbando who wouldn't even spare me a passing glance… I love him so much

No. 397367

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so many options! really fun.

No. 397372

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My husbando gives me motivation to be fit so I can keep up with him ugh

No. 397373

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I wanna touch his weenis

No. 397374

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No. 397375

Kek this looks like Alex from Minecraft.

No. 397376

he’s a fictional character who has the voice of a middle-aged man. i don’t see why him being 15 should matter

No. 397379

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i could fix him

No. 397380

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Hot. I did my self-insert in this one since there were so many options.

No. 397381

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he is in need of healing

No. 397383

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This fantasy always helps me sleep at night whenever I'm stressed.

No. 397385

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I keep staring at a finished sketch of a maid King Dedede I drew because it's so damn good. It's still messy, of course, but whenever I draw him in such a way that really exudes a sense of passion and love for him I get a little bashful looking at it and continuing the process of cleaning and painting. Doesn't help I want to draw a Maid Meta Knight and Maid Kirby too. In terms of maid uniforms… An elegant long Victorian or Edwardian style suits King Dedede the best, along with a bob cap to replace his crown. Meta Knight is definitely deserving of something more sleek and mature, a bit sexy too so maybe a French style? However, I think Meta Knight could rock the same type King Dedede has too. It goes both ways where Meta Knight can fit a classical mature style but also a sexy mature style. Kirby definitely looks best in the more cutesy modern day costume-type of maid dresses. The kind that has really sweet styled looking bows, pie-style crimped edge frills at the bottom. That sort of thing. Speaking on another note. While researching maid related dresses and styles for the illustration I am working on I stumbled upon this hashtag on JP-twitter called #○○ちゃんオムライスかいて where people are drawing their husbandos and the hypothetical ketchup drawing they'd make on those omelets with rice. I figured I'd share since I'm planning to use it myself.

No. 397389

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Nonna I love YOU so much…Literally spent all day in a scenario like this on janitorAI It's my day off with nothing to do I am disgustingly horny I just stood up to use the bathroom and my legs started to collapse. shame

No. 397390

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he's so fucking uggghh i need to rip him apart but i also need him to rip me apart

No. 397392

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i would give this old man life-ending head

No. 397395

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i feel like no franchise has pumped out as many husbandos for me as pokemon has. i want him and his stupid nori eyebrows

No. 397400

The source material tbh.

No. 397401

Me fucking around with janitor ai when it's 5 am
what am I doing with my life

No. 397410

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Omg this is hot. Here’s me and Alastor

No. 397418

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This reminded me how hot he is when he's bandaged up after a battle

No. 397421

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Nice lot’s of options

No. 397435

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I’d never played an otome game before this week so I feel a little cringe but Leon from Ikemen Prince is so hot

No. 397439

I saw a picture of him from a gacha he was in once and he looked so fucking deranged and schizophrenic I love him so much.

No. 397445

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You're about to make me download my first otome game. Blood on your hands

No. 397447

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made all three
I like how they all have different dynamics.

No. 397457

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