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No. 392947
>What is this threadBy popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread which talks about husbandos and/or horny shit about fictional men in general.
>Why was this made / what is the differenceThe difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D (as in characters from live action movies or shows) and 2D crushes so you don't clog /ot/. Post memes, be frisky, whatever. Be as mild or as spicy as you feel like.
>But whyFarmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
-I want to cuddle Reigen
etc.
>Examples of posts that DO NOT go here-actual real life men hornyposting
-Your husbando is trash/ugly/cringe/moid-tier etc
-He's gay/belongs with me/other character instead
-any other bait
-responding to bait
-"hi cow!"
Remember not to take baits or otherwise derail! Report low quality posts and move on!
The retarded hornyposting thread may also include pairings.
For real 3D men hornyposting, refer to:
>>>/g/289276For other shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!
Previous horny:
>>>/g/386550Relevant threads:
>Sister thread for female characters horny/waifuposting >>>/g/315174>How to devote yourself completely to your husbando/waifu #2 >>>/g/296708>Husbando thread >>>/m/188499>The last husbando before /m/pocolypse >>>/m/173210>Waifus & Female Character Crushes Thread >>>/m/229988>Temporal Husbando Smell Identification Thread >>>/m/187722>The Original smell >>>/m/164600>Anon Assumption Regarding waifus/husbandos >>>/m/211556>Rate/Roast Husbando >>>/m/182915>Husbando Matchmaking Service >>>/m/242685>Live Action Fictional >>>/m/34157 No. 392950
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need him bad
No. 392955
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You did a great job with the threadpic, looks cute and I think I can recognize some husbandos kek.
I'm not into mods, but I'm considering installing the one that gives Leon ear physics.
No. 392971
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He is so fucking beautiful. I wish trails was more popular and there was more fanart of him but I’ll take what I can get and polish my skills. Weissmann has that 2000’s ikemen beauty I don’t know how to describe. Sad that even the official art uglifies him from time to time when he looks so handsome in his original sprites.
No. 392989
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>>392987Definitely a hunting trip, I would cry, as in very ugly cry with drool, snot and everything else, I'm pretty sure I would throw up too because I can handle seeing and smelling blood, vomit and other substances, but I can't handle seeing someone or something getting cut open. Like, I love Rook but I seriously couldn't be able to handle him hunting and skinning prey, I would become a full fledged vegan that would rather live in a hut in the middle of the jungle than hurt an insect even by mistake KEK.
I also am pretty sure I wouldn't be that good at the whole survival stuff, I'm quite strong and I have plenty of stamina but definitely not enough to keep up with someone who can stalk people as a hobby, imagine the kind of beast he would be in the wild.
That's hot tbh No. 392990
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>>392987With Hoozuki, probably a crowed place where everybody and their mom are staring at a woman with a tall Japanese man.
With Dazai, any place that gives him the feel of "This place is perfect to die together".
No. 392991
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>>392987Double suicide date. I don’t want him to die kek
No. 392993
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>>392990>>392991I love how we share the same neuron, Dazainonnie.
The problem is not die together. The problem is that he cannot die for some reason so the one that will die will be me.
No. 393008
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this stupid incubus has me in a chokehold nhnnhnghfnghngh
No. 393015
>>392987hard question. i think he would be terrified of 3d cinema, because they dont have that technology in his source material. then again he might think its a hallucination and remain calm. dunno. im sure hed be calm if i was calm.
museum dates could go very well or very bad. for one, he might really like seeing the artefacts. we could talk about them, and i could ask if he saw similar things, or what kind of treasures we like the most. he'd give me first-hand accounts of his time period, and i'd tell him about other time periods and craftsmanship. for another, he might try to steal the things on display, unaware of modern technology and security systems.
>"babe i love that epic zweihaender i wish i had one">breaks glass and alarm goes offfurthermore, i think he would not like anything overly "romantic" in the roses and cherubs valentines day kind of way (neither would i). i think he would find cheesy things embarrassing and cringe, considering how forced they are.
also today my mother's idiot dog took my husbando figurine and i nearly had a heart attack. my bad for leaving him downstairs. thankfully he is safe and sound. i clutched him like a baby.
so i don't think being mauled by a large animal would be a good date either.
No. 393040
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>>392947anything involving an insect exhibit. he already hates himself enough as is, don't wanna surround him with reminders.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/117131310 No. 393052
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nonnies. i am toying with the idea of making a life-sized mannequin. first i will make a sally acorn style skeletal structure, with ligaments out of stretchy fabric to hold it together, nailed into place. he will have actual joints, "anatomically correct" in function, and only the spine will be poseable with wire threaded through the individual vertabrae. i have thick wire in my scraps, long enough for a spine. i stashed it away for this very purpose.
i somehow find this idea to have a "necrophiliac" appeal. he wouldn't be poseable, but he would move like a real, but unconscious, person. i would build up the muscle with cloth and stuffing. i want him to have a structured ribcage, that i can feel through the "skin".
i think the head, hands, and feet will be carved out of wood. i would like the head to have a neck peg, like a toy doll, which allows me to move his head around, up and down, as well as side-to-side. i would need to put some kind of blockade to stop it from swiveling around unnaturally like an owl. making his fingers move will be challenging. i want to study those poseable hand models.
i don't know if i should get him prosthetic glass eyes, or if that would be creepy.
im thinking i won't give him realistic polychromy, and instead stain the wood as i would an art piece or furniture, and make his cloth body plain black.
my excuse is that i "want to learn sewing, and need a mannequin". it would simply be a very artistic mannequin. i would make the character close to my own measurements. we have a similar body type except my waist is thinner and i have less muscle kek. it would be fun to dress him in my own human clothes.
>inb4 "why are you sleeping next to your mannequin, nonnie?"
i think i would make his hair carved, instead of using a wig. it would look more "artistic". however the feeling of stroking hair with my hand could be something id miss.
oh well. it is only an idea, one which i find myself entertaining a little too often as of late.
No. 393060
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Joel Miller [The Last Of Us I,II] is the best DILF from video games and nobody can convince me otherwise:
>> This mf is 56 years old and goes around killing zombies like rambo.
>> He's literally a father.
>> It's possible to extract very peculiar voice lines from the game.
>> He's hot for his age, lol.
No. 393073
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Each time I see this traumatized pink-haired animu swordguy standing there with his yukata sluttily open showing chest I want to molest him, tear his clothes off, ravish him. Why is he so rapeable?
No. 393079
>>392951Unfortunately, there wasn’t a way for me to make the hair curlier. It’s cute, though, I like this one a lot.
>>392987If he drags me along to work out with him, I’m not speaking to him for the rest of the day. Or hiking, I have a feeling he’d overestimate my abilities and his stupid, strength honed in boot camp ass would have to carry me all the way back. But on the bright side, I can watch him get all sweaty as he works out.
No. 393080
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>>393079Whoops. Picrel of Leon and I.
No. 393083
>>393008Nice to see you Haarlep
nonnie. There just aren't enough incubi in media.
No. 393091
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Happy birthday to my husbando! I love him so much and happy St. George’s day kek
No. 393098
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I feel delusional as shit but there have been a few times that my husbando popped up irl in the form of merch or his music randomly playing on my bazillion song playlist when I'm sad and I'd like to think that's him in whatever fucking plane of the universe giving me a smooch and telling me I'll be okay
No. 393099
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My ovaries have shown me NO MERCY this month and I am absolutely feral. FERAL. I’m like a god damn rutting boar.
I need to be absolutely destroyed by this man. I want to forget my own name.
I want to be pounded into dust, broomed into a neat little pile and then pounded into again.
No. 393112
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Me with my IRL Nigel vs me with my husbando
No. 393116
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I want to drink water straight from his hand like a cat drinking from a cat fountain
No. 393117
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>>393091Happy birthday Arthur! I love you, crazy British man.
No. 393118
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Very lovely threadpic!
Season 3 Levi, I love you more and more everyday. He is just genuinely the best version of Levi, WIT peaked here. Random not-so-fun fact, I still haven't finished AOT. I swear I'll do it soon because Bad Boy comes out in less than a week! I'm so excited. It will only be 18 pages, but I'm so excited for new Levi backstory content and hopefully for many years to come Isayama will continue to release short stories for AOT. Perhaps even a miniseries with an episode for each story I'm getting ahead of myself?
No. 393119
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I must've watched this a hundred times since I saw it last night—my heart feels like it's going to burst. Currently thanking not only god but jesus for the algorithm putting this on my feed
No. 393139
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Confession, I'm a serial husbando hopper. Granted I don't post in the thread every time I obsess over a new anime guy (picrel) but i've been in a drought since I ditched my husbando of 2 years after realizing I was retarded for even husbando'ing him in the first place because he is a sleazebag disgusting scrote, not even saying who it is bc it's so embarrassing. So now i'm just riding the cock carousel of 5 animu guys in a frenzy to find which one's the best
No. 393146
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whenever i get bored, i turn on a movie and cuddle with my pillow pretending it's gregor. i feel embarrassed for admitting it but holy shit i love this man
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111113519 No. 393193
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Thanks for the new thread! These are amusing to do because he'd be a horrid participant.
No. 393200
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Taking a trip to SH just to see him
No. 393209
>>393207His "monster" features is literally just his masked head that's a pyramid metal cage
and his monster cock maybe kek I count him humanoid enough
No. 393221
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>>393083ty ty
nonnie, ive always liked the nine hells and infernal stuff in dnd so this man is a TREAT for me
No. 393233
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I NEED his Florida so bad, if ya know what I mean
No. 393294
>>393233i snorted and facepalmed irl. thanks
nonnie.
>>393270i started doing some research for my project, and it's making me realize how hard it will be. now im scared.
No. 393299
>>393205I started messing around with blender stuff, and luckily somebody else had done the work in ripping models of him.
But then I realized how much of a pain in the ass it is to align things properly and get the correct textures on to build the apartment set and how much of a huge pain it will be to make a model of myself…
Eventually though, I haven't given up just paused.
No. 393304
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>>392951I gave in.
>>393299>make a model of myself…Check unreal's engine metahuman, might help you on that.
No. 393337
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>>393112cute idea
this made me feel kinda guilty though for thinking my bf should grow out his hair No. 393347
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>>392951samefag, love this weirdo
No. 393358
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It's probably just the menses brain, but this print is making me feel some type-a way. His body is a little to portly for me but damn them evil eyebrows are working their magic on me
No. 393365
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>>392951which edgy husbando is this, place your bets now
No. 393382
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Ehhh a girl can dream…
No. 393398
>>393379I have two I bought from Aliexpress and is totally worth it. But I haven't commission a custom one because most of the artists that can do my husbando justice are Japanese
What's the deal of western artist making my husbando a TIF???, so the price would be higher than my budget or they wouldn't accept to draw a fanart as commission.
No. 393419
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the kiss marks are from me btw sorry to the artist for reposting kek
No. 393423
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>>393398for real, i've already had to block an artist because they put zippertits on gregor :( idk if it's a personality thing or just projection
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/109505489 No. 393458
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God I wish i was her
No. 393460
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>>393458I want that radio demon chained up on my leash so badly
No. 393517
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>>393457A Dazai pillow fort, of course! No TIFs or kinnies allowedIn all seriousness, I only have one Dazai pillow, the other is from another fandom. There aren't many Dazai pillows that catch my attention and some of them either have another character or are just ugly. I'm not going to buy two dakimakura to untangle them and then sew them back.
No. 393523
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>>393517Talking about pillows, I found the one I really want without buying two cases, but I'm quite wary the other half is going to be printed so badly.
No. 393545
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>>393531>you've had insane temporary crushes, right?For two years I was insanely I love with a 3DPD middle aged man (in the show he was middle aged but now he is like grandpa status). It was embarrassing. His character was super autistic(the genius kind) too. He wasn’t all that good looking, but one day some wires got crossed and i suddenly fell in love super hard. I can’t watch the show anymore because of the shame kek
No. 393560
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>>393548Detective Goren from Law and Order CI kek. I actually ended up posting a story on IG with a cute selfie jokingly saying I was going to stay up all night watching my Tv husband, and tagged the actor. He ended up viewing all of my stories that day and I nearly had a panic attack.
Pic spoiled for 3DPD face
No. 393578
>>393560I kek'd but that's kind of sweet actually lol
I get it though, older ladies in my family liked him back in the day and I thought he was cute in The Cell, I like guys with that badger/wombat phenotype. Might have to watch that L&O series now. I'm a little less embarassed about my cringe vidya moid, thank you. We're gonna make it, nona!
No. 393601
>>393578Kek happy to help. My current love interest is totally normie status and popular.
My type in fictional men is insane/mentally unwell/psychotic so it’s not surprising that I found the 3DPD attractive since his character is bordering schizophrenic and he has a series of mental breakdowns. So hot. Kek
No. 393602
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Every time I drink water I think of him and imagine what he'd say about the taste
No. 393606
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Fuck you Ivan. That should be me instead. Alfred is MIIIIIINE
No. 393619
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>>393615Also found this too and shit had me laughing. Imagine if this was your husbando especially if he's down dirty or a blood thirsty vampire.
No. 393624
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>>393615KEK, that is hilarious.
>>393619Awesome, my husbando would squeeze me like a ketchup packet and eat it with a burger.
>>393620Same nona. I'd do all these things. I'll definitely still love him in the future. I mean, I've loved him for a decade now, so it's gotta be forever. Also, I tried looking up dildos in my husbando's theme(?) and came across picrel and I'm kekking so hard.
No. 393625
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>>392989>>392989Rooksis, I thought of you today! How are you holding up after the announcement?
No. 393626
>>393624This has to be a meme because they used an uncircumcised dildo and most men in the US are cut kek
>>393619Wow take my money. I don’t bleed anymore because of my IUD but I have to wear liners because
im chronically horny and my underwear gets soaked kek. I wish this was real. Is this real? Pls be real
No. 393627
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>>393619I don't know if I want a BSD version, but probably Dazai would be like down to do some cunnilingus or touching me down there since he doesn't seem like being bothered to touch or taste blood. But also "hey! it helps your body to release some sweet endorphins,
nonnie!".
>>393624I tried to find a "bandaged" dildo and I kekked too.
No. 393634
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>>393625Okay, I just checked.
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD JESUS CHRIST IN HEAVEN WE HAVE BEEN FUCKING BLESSED I WANT TO DIE AND RESURRECT AND DIE AGAIN AND RESURRECT SO I CAN BELIEVE THIS I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE GETTING A CANON REDNECK ROOK I WANT TO DIE SO MUCH IM SO HAPPY I CANT BELIEVE IT OH MY GOD.
I'm quite excited.
No. 393643
>>393458Hot
nonnie, normally I don’t care too much for Alastor, but I’ve always loved the dynamic where a cocky powerful being is a sub/getting their shit kicked in
No. 393662
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>>393652same.
>>393639Imagine the smell of these figures if they do not wash them.
No. 393663
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>>393615I wouldn't do this because I'm too clean when it comes to blood, but I have and do fantasize about period sex with Levi. I think I hornyposted about it before?
Anyway, the only thing I see wrong with that video is that she did it over the countertop. And yeah there's no way that's real blood, it's too liquidy.
>>393619Need the Nanami one
No. 393676
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I want to kiss his freckles and bite him until he bleeds.
No. 393678
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>>393624Read it in his voice lul
No. 393680
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i need to violently shake him around between my teeth like a chew toy. like this
No. 393697
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>>393684not sure how familiar you already are with twisted wonderland's plot but anon's husbando is rook hunt, whos a pretty eccentric guy who appreciates all things "beautiful"- literally is a hunter for it. he's also ambiguously french and has a bob now.
anyways, later on in the main story they loredrop that he transferred from another dormitory which is visually rougher, more known for jocks and also all of the furries in the cast- it's the dorm based off scar, rather than his current dorm placement based off evil queen from snow white, known for beauty in contrast. it was only described and never shown until now, so its exciting to see what he looked like before his makeover! it's a huge contrast from his current look and the gap is very charming.sage for autism
No. 393709
>>393678omg same
nonnie, i imagined an dramatic reading in the tone of those Disney channels announcers kek
also that fanart of Alfred with the peek of his pecs is so hawt No. 393710
>>393697i wonder if rook
nonnie prefers him in Pomefiore or Savanaclaw.
No. 393724
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>>393615This is a level of autism I can't comprehend.
And I'm glad I don't.
No. 393786
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>>393168He's canonically 30 years old too, which makes it even worse because I'm just a bit younger and I remember when they were cool when we were in middle school.
I love men who are losers, what can I say
No. 393809
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>>393710I like both tbh, Pomefiore Rook is seriously very charming and I love how refined he looks. But Savannaclaw Rook is kind of sexy with his arms on display and his cute freckles, I wonder just how much did his personality change after following Vil's steps, how did his family react? what does everyone at the Savannaclaw dorm think about this? is this something that happens at all? Because I don't think there's another character that has changed dorms, as far as I know.
Rook is such a cute little box of wonders, I want to perform vivisection on him and kiss him.
No. 393822
>>393708yes. everytime i imagine him parading around in his ridiculous outfits. i'd entertain his crossdressing, too, and put him in corsets and pretty dresses.
it's cute when it's a pretty young man doing it, who doesn't identify as a "woman", or a sissy agp rapehon. funnily enough, the potential agp aspect of it turns me on as well. i don't like that in real life, because i know it is rooted in misogyny and that these moids are predatory and pathetic. however the imaginary idea of him being turned on while wearing those slutty outfits turns me on. my desire for attractive femboys is the bane of my dating experience and sexual attraction. i'd help him design outfits and i kind of want to bend him over while he's wearing a slutty miniskirt and thigh high boots made of human skin. i got horny typing this.
No. 393826
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Special deals for special girls
No. 393830
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>>393826I'm glad I'm DEPO now.
No. 393839
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why can’t he be real why can’t he be real why can’t he be real why can’t he be real why can’t he be
No. 393868
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Dont mind me, just posting my perfect weirdo baby
No. 393869
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HUUUUOOOOO I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
No. 393870
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AAAAAAAAAAAAH
No. 393871
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>>393868Husbands in maid outfits is based
No. 393873
>>393643YES! Absolutely, you get it nona. I'm so attracted to cocky bastards like him, and even moreso I absolutely love seeing them get dominated or knocked down a peg, especially by a woman. I laughed out loud at this little moment in Hazbin during the meeting of the overlords, when Carmilla just casually shuts down Alastor's attention whoring
>Alastor: I knowww, I’ve been absent for quite some time, I’m sure you’ve all been wondering…!>Carmilla: Not really. But welcome back, in any case.I also loved Alastor's meltdown in the finale after Adam unexpectedly kicked his ass in the final battle. Those power struggles are such a fantasy of mine, I love the idea that my big, scary husbando thinks he has the upper hand with me, and then is completely caught offguard when I dominate him.
No. 393910
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He looks so cute all sun kissed
No. 393912
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He looks so cute like this. I want to lick the tears off his face. Need his Americock ASAP.
No. 393913
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>>393910samefag but I have to ask my Astarion loving sisters, are there any styles or mods for him that you like? It's fun to see people change up his look even though I love him most just the way he is.
No. 393937
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I wish I can read up on this thread more often, but I'm glad I at least got to see the part when tye husbandos were in maid costumes
No. 393939
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>>393871Gotta represent my husbando because this is my ultimate
fetish ever. Does anyone else really like ~feminine~ anime men but find femboys irl absolutely repulsive and degenerate??
No. 393941
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>>393939Samefag (sorry), but there’s also male maid thread on /m/ in case nonnas weren’t aware
>>>/m/205070 feeedd meeee No. 393948
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Here are some husbands in maid outfits
No. 393949
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This is probably tmi as fuck but oh well, I’m wearing a dress right now and there’s an area in the chest obviously meant to fill out boobs and all I’m thinking about is him putting my dick between that area and fucking my non existent cleavage
No. 393952
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>>393948Kek I even have a Toji in a maid outfit. Maybe I have a problem(?)
No. 393955
File: 1714184476333.jpg (100.28 KB, 736x901, 1000028437.jpg)
Waiting for my edible to kick in and just wrote the most lyrical, purple prose journal entry about him. Feeling like a modern day Shakespeare whose muse is a bunch of lines and pixels on a screen kek
No. 393956
File: 1714185132012.gif (1.48 MB, 498x280, anime-boy-dazai-osamu.gif)
>Wants to seek for Dazai in maid dress
>Twitter is infected
Can someone help me in Pixiv?
No. 393962
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This one is so silly.
No. 393968
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My face is melting off. Maybe one day he'd feel comfortable enough to let down his guard just a bit and be submissive. I think that would be the most rewarding thing in the world. I want to kiss him whisper into his ear that he's a good boy and I love him and he's doing great. I want to slowly tease him and massage him and get him all worked up through being shown the affection he's been denied all his life.
I've thought it many times, I don't care if I even get off from it. I just want to satisfy him. His pleasure is mine. Once he's comfortable enough with it, I can imagine he has a bit of a teasing or even slightly perverted side. But I think our first several romps will be me teaching him, discovering what feels good to him…I just want to show love to him. I want to see his pretty little face all red and dripping with sweat and drool. I want to hear his little tail tapping against the mattress and he doesn't even notice he's doing it, giving away the emotions he tries not to show on his face. I want to see his thighs shake as I run my fingers lightly over them, not quite touching. I want him to accidentally slip up and release a deep moan when I finally touch him where I know he wants. His pleasure gives me a high like nothing other. I don't care what he wants to do or what position we're in or whether he's dominant or submissive or both. I need it all. I want him to feel good. I want to protect him. I want to marry him. I want to spend the rest of my life with him. I need to show him I love him. Ah, ow…
No. 393975
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>>392951I tried but I'm not sure if you can make out who my husbando is kek
No. 393981
File: 1714199755846.jpg (117.55 KB, 850x1371, __sakata_gintoki_gintama_drawn…)
Seeing him in a maid outfit makes me want to bully him.
No. 393997
File: 1714207924263.png (336.41 KB, 600x600, 399481_9I2h4mEG.png)
>>392951This picrew is super adorable. I made one some time ago but couldn't find it so I made another one.
No. 394000
File: 1714210446436.png (86.82 KB, 912x1660, edogai maid.png)
joining in on the maidposting.
i like to imagine him next to me while i work. either berating me for overcooking the rabbit cartilage (im making glue, and if you boil it, it won't be sticky) or getting frustrated at me for having dirt under my fingernails and having my fingers covered in shellac or paint. other times, i imagine his fingernails being dirty as well, since he isn't afraid of dirty work. he wears gloves himself, which i hate using personally, so i do wonder if he likes keeping his hands pristine, or if he is like me, and doesnt mind ruining his hands. he strikes me as a pedantic type, though.
i wish i had a friend like him irl. sigh.
No. 394022
>>393981Gintoki has a killer body. Very nice
nonny.
No. 394023
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I am so mad they are refusing to tell me when his plush is releasing to japanese crane games. This is the first time in 19 years that he is getting merch beyond an acrylic stand or keychain. And it's been 2 weeks since my vigorous checkings throughout the days. Haven't posted in these threads for a while but I can't wait nonnies
No. 394037
>>393708Despite their looks, they're normal guys with no strange hobbies. I'm the weird one
though still completely vanilla.
>>393734Hey I've been trying for 13 years and he still only shows up once in a blue moon. Hate my subconscious.
No. 394044
File: 1714226116421.jpeg (46.01 KB, 466x687, FppeWBcakAAX3l_.jpeg)
>>394025KEKKK, that would be hot as fuck. The two hottest characters in all of Hetalia, damn. Don't put indecent thoughts into my head
nonnie…
>>394034Already used that joke before so I needed another euphemism, but you're right, Florida is the best way to say it.
Gotten to the point where even the map of America is sexy to me. Yes, the piece of land…especially that Florida poking out and calling my name. No. 394049
>>394035I’m almost positive it isn’t cause you can totally see where the foreskin is attached under the head there(the foreskin is retracted). Cut men don’t have that.
Am I wrong? I don’t mind being wrong kek
No. 394060
File: 1714229686574.jpg (76.55 KB, 735x1059, 1000020151.jpg)
I want to put my face on his belly and bite him, I want my NEET anime boyfriend to tell me to stop working.
No. 394068
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>>394059This is what I mean
No. 394074
>>394068Oh what, he's not even fat like I kept seeing anons say. His body is really nice, I like wide dudes that aren't
too muscular and chiseled. My main husbando is canonically slim cause he has to appeal to people's twink needs, but I like to imagine him bulkier.
No. 394076
>>394074I don't think anyone actually thinks he's fat. I think they just jokingly called him fat in an endearing way.
Anyway, I love his body too nona. I would use him as a pillow. I would hand-wash my clothes on those abs. I want to bite his pecs. I want to
[censored] the
[redacted] outta him
No. 394079
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>>394074I actually like it more when my husbando is depicted as being a bit bulky, I think he's an ottermode type of guy (kind of because he's good at swimming, and kind of a water demon) he's very tall, so he wouldn't be exactly a twinky twink.
In the anime you can really appreciate how big he is, I wish I could sit on his lap and kiss him.
It's kind of annoying how the obey me people don't give us some real compassion between the characters so I can yoom better.
No. 394095
>>394086Kek I like fantasizing about celebrating Christmas with him and his mom, would be cute and funny if it was also his birthday so I'd get him 2 gifts.
>>394091That's an interesting idea, I don't follow or understand zodiac stuff but I know my sign so it would be funny if his was compatible with mine.
>>394093I really like this idea, I could specifically use the airing date of the episode with his first appearance. Thank you for this!
No. 394108
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It’s Kirby’s birthday today so naturally I’m thinking of kirbanon
No. 394119
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Nonnies I want him so bad. I want to cuddle with him in bed all day, spooning. He'll kiss the top of my head, and hold me tight, and adjust the blankets so I'm always cozy and warm. He'll tell me everything's okay because he's gonna protect me from everyone, and take good care of me, and he'll always, always be by my side. I came here to hornypost about him doing stuff to me from behind, like sticking his hand down my panties to rub my clit, just to make me forget everything for a little while, but I'm not even horny anymore. I just want to cuddle. I just need comfort. I want to feel safe and loved.
No. 394124
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hhhuuuuooOOOOOGH huggus and kissus with bachira all day All Day ALL DAY AAALLLLLL DDDAAAYYY
i neED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT AAAAAAAUUUUGH
I WANT HIS FACE AGAINST MINE 24/7 NON STOP NUZZLES AND KISSIES ALL THE TIME
Food??? Going to the toilet?? YES ALWAYS TOGETHER ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS
MEGURU BACHIRRRAAAAAAAAUUUUGHHHH
No. 394155
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I would sink his submarine (euphemistically)
No. 394168
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>>394022Right? God bless Sorachi and the anime production team for providing official naked Gintoki refs.
No. 394173
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I need him carnally
No. 394182
File: 1714274059435.png (84.73 KB, 228x474, precious.png)
>>394172I saw this card from the gacha game and it melted my heart.
Then I remember he tried to kill himself at 15 and I can't imagine him near any knife or dangerous substances.
No. 394184
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I love Shadow so much. I keep obsessing over the fantasy of a hot sticky sweaty night with so many hickeys. Shadow's fangs biting down on me and he twitches and shudders. Telling Shadow I love him and petting his ears and head slowly as he tries to catch his breath, his hot cheek pressed against my chest. Maybe it's weird to other people. But it feels like heaven in my mind. I don't know why I was drawn to him specifically, but he's perfect. Male hedgehogs (boars) go into horny ruts once a year, starting this month. I wonder how it'd feel to be his mate during that time. I'd help him out. He'd scratch me up and bite real good, possessive and clingy and angry and insistent on fucking as much as possible. He'd make me a wreck. I've got no chance. That's so exciting. I want to be his so badly.
No. 394188
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fuck me fuck me fuck me
No. 394195
>>394172I get this so hard. My husbando is basically an adoptive father to an entire race of small creatures and his interactions with them are so adorable and I love them and see them as my children too but I also want to have my husbando's biological kids
and I spend an inordinate amount of time contemplating whether he would get me pregnant or have me lay his eggs. Meanwhile I have absolutely no desire to have children in real life.
No. 394205
>>394172>>394195I read a first-person POV fanfic (reader x my husbando) the other day, with the premise that you're initially married to another man. Husbando gets jealous and ends up getting you pregnant
non-consensually, initially and by the end, you end up married to Husbando instead, and have more children together. I swear to god I've never been more turned on and also wished to be a mother before in my life. The idea of doing that with an IRL nigel is just so unappealing in comparison somehow.
No. 394213
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>>394173I agree, he is incredibly fucking hot.
No. 394236
im trying to be normal and going on a date with 3d soon.
the thought of it is so unappealing. what did i get myself into…
it is a good person, undeniably good marriage material, logically speaking.
why am i doing this if i dont want to, you could ask. i eventually want a family and normal life. i need to find a mate to do that with. you could say i am being unfair to my date, treating them in such a material way. that's how dating in real life is, though. symbiotic partnerships, or ego trips. eventually you grow close to the other person and they become family.
if my husbando was real and we could have a child, i would be very happy. alas, im sure he would forgive me for finding a substitute to him in this situation.
part of me wishes i could be normal, but i am glad im not. too much heartbreak and worry in all of that. my husbando consistently cheers me up and keeps me happy.
i even daydreamed about marrying an asexual or undercover homo, who wants to get married for the same purpose as me, without all the other stuff.
No. 394249
>>394236Please do not force yourself in relationships with real men if you don't genuinely feel like it. Just because something is "normal" doesn't mean it's the right thing to do and that you should follow suite. You do not have to settle just because other women in your life do, in fact they do not have to settle either.
May I ask if you live somewhere outside the Anglosphere or Western Europe? Does the peer pressure to commit to a real moid feel stronger in your area?>>394085>>394091I headcanon one of them as a February 29th guy because him only getting a "real" birthday every 4 years would fall in line with the pattern of him getting the short end of the stick throughout the narrative. His estimated year of birth is also a leap year so that does check out as well. He even feels like a Pisces tbh.
No. 394253
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Someone posted this picture of Captain America in another thread. I just rewatched that clip of the movie because of this image. His body is so damn hot. Especially the way it glistens with sweat. I wanna bite his pecs. I don't care about his face though, so photoshopped my husbando's face on top. I like to imagine he has the same body type. So sexy. This is the Captain America of my dreams
No. 394259
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I want to bite him
No. 394263
File: 1714316699721.jpeg (38.29 KB, 599x666, _ (22).jpeg)
>>394177relatable
nonnie. i love the thought about having a family but real men are so unappealing to me. now i just daydream and write mini fics about our domestic life.
>>394236i would not recommend doing that
nonnie.. forcing yourself in a relationship you don't want will just make you unhappy. i understand the feeling of wishing you were normal, sometimes i wish i was normal and liked real men instead of 2D ones. either way, please don't force yourself to be with someone you don't want.
No. 394296
>>394236Not horny, not shit, tl;dr.
But seriously, I know you don't want to post this in vent or the advice thread because you feel like you'll be laughed at or something. But don't drag down the fun escapist thread with your shitty realism.
(infighting) No. 394312
>>394119nonnie I am feeling this post in my soul
>but I'm not even horny anymore. I just want to cuddle. I just need comfort. I want to feel safe and loved.this especially hits HARD
No. 394330
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please please please does somebody see it does somebody love him like i love him does anyone understand i need pictures of him right now im going to go get some pictures fuck me guitar man fuck me nordic bunny
No. 394336
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>>392951Tried my best, not sure if you can tell who it is lol, Making a 3DPD moid is hard.
No. 394337
File: 1714338689087.jpg (39.6 KB, 736x388, 418e5e6b6d2af5488a77f2feb7af9c…)
I wish i could kidnap kubo tite so i could hold him at gunpoint and force him to draw sexy pictures of aizen
No. 394342
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>>394341Same
nonnie, that sounds romantic as hell. Strapping him in latex is one of the smartest decisions kubo ever made. Next i just need him to draw aizen in a tight latex suit
No. 394345
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>>394338Thanks for finding some more nona! Had to draw on the glasses myself because there was no glasses option. How heinous kek
No. 394347
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Found another picrew template - beach episode flavor
i kinda dislike that most picrew templates have limited options for fluffy/wavy hair, some bandages would've been nice too thoughhttps://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/2079341 No. 394356
File: 1714342337629.png (535.54 KB, 600x600, 2079341_SpyowBWQ.png)
>>394347i always make myself the guy lole. it wouldn't work otherwise
https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/2079341/ No. 394379
File: 1714346103678.png (125.9 KB, 600x600, download20240400191353.png)
https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/1360629I wish more picrels could add bandages, it makes Dazai looks like a random anime character.
No. 394390
>>394236You shouldn't pursue a relationship that you are constantly comparing and feeling is lacking to your husbando. It's fine to go out and meet people, but don't force yourself into something that feels wrong. A family is something you should aim to build with the right person, otherwise it could do more harm than good.
Take this from someone in a relationship, but who spent years dedicated to her husbando.>>394155>(euphemistically)kekkk
>>394259Careful, he bites back.
No. 394417
File: 1714357259411.gif (1.22 MB, 498x296, black-jack-anime-kuroo-hazama.…)
Me when the flinstones vitamins kick in and I hallucinate my husbando (picrel of course)
No. 394430
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>>392951sad i missed out on it last thread but here's mine, they didn't really have his hair though
No. 394434
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>>394347My fave is on the left
No. 394437
File: 1714367043285.png (188.83 KB, 600x600, 514716_Tn3uyTn8.png)
>>394338Desperate times call for desperate measures. Yes, I did edit this on my phone at 6am. My taicho husbando is too unique for these things grrrr
No. 394447
>>394438I became a yume as a kid to help with trauma and it’s the only thing that keeps me levelheaded. Do I cringe about it? Yes. Do I reject it from time to time? Yes. I keep it totally hidden because I’m an old fag and it’s weird at my age. But I honestly don’t care anymore. I wasted my 20s with a shitty moid. My family and friends don’t understand why I won’t date anyone. Honestly, I just don’t care to. Waste of time. I’m actually the happiest I’ve been in a long time. Although I sometimes worry that I’m not setting a good example for
my kids by not being with someone. But I know that they can learn what a good healthy relationship is in other ways. My ex traumatized me so bad I couldn’t have sex even if I somehow wanted to. After going back to husbandoing, my sex drive has been insane and I was able to get off anti depressants.
TLDR; Enjoy the yume life.
No. 394449
File: 1714369892654.png (26.8 KB, 600x600, 2363343_bRmu8kdi.png)
ever wanted to see your husbando stuck in the wall? well now you can (sorta)
https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/2363343 No. 394451
File: 1714370249047.jpeg (123.48 KB, 880x577, IMG_4856.jpeg)
>>394450unfortunately not; he’s from a disney pilot for a show that. got shelved twelve years ago and the pilot just recently got leaked. so i’ll likely never see him officially in motion ever again which is so fucking terrible. i was repeating his name out loud in my room the entire day today so thank you for bearing witness.
No. 394453
>>394438Why would it be a bad idea? If it helped you to comfort and encouraged you, it's a good thing. It's not a commitment you have to make either. Indulge if it helps you, if it becomes a problem, evaluate it and think about how it affects you and what's the source of the problem. It's in your head, people indulge in far, far worse in their heads. Is it really that bad to have these feelings for a fictional character? Have you ever thought how many people fawn over celebrities or even neighbors they never interact with?
>>394447Well, I'm old too and I genuinely stopped caring. I could be doing way worse things with my time and life. I won't flaunt the world my yume side, but I won't feel bad about it either. I think you're setting a better example by not getting yourself into any shitty relationship just for the sake of it.
No. 394455
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>>394347Thank you for this! Alastor and I enjoyed a day at the beach. Of course he insisted on staying covered up the whole time kek
No. 394456
File: 1714371361643.jpg (111.79 KB, 800x1000, Edo.Phoenix.full.3256386.jpg)
>>394172His old admiration for superheroes will never fail to get to me.
No. 394463
File: 1714376606835.png (222.48 KB, 600x600, picrew.png)
>>394338Both templates are soo cute, finally one that resembles him too.
No. 394473
File: 1714382540249.png (30.59 KB, 600x600, 2363343_5M5jRrST.png)
>>394449Kek I made so many with this one
No. 394481
File: 1714394127198.png (28.42 KB, 600x600, 2363343_XYu432hc.png)
>>394449I think this one is my favorite so far, bless you nonna
No. 394483
File: 1714395859264.jpeg (337.16 KB, 1179x1557, IMG_4300.jpeg)
>>394447>>394453>>394458Thank you for the kind reply, I hope I didn't offend anyone either… I guess I can indulge myself a little bit, right?
3D men are so awful and unromantic anyways Everyone's picrews are so adorable it made me want to make one even though I felt silly, but it actually made me smile… Although I kek'd at the ad above it!!
No. 394490
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>>394338I was hoping for more clothing options for Zieks but alas
No. 394494
File: 1714403120972.jpg (67.12 KB, 736x1104, 5e0b4bedf50eb72dd17eae176c1b29…)
Levi's Bad Boy manga comes out tomorrow and I'm very excited. I must cherish whatever comes out tomorrow because it'll likely be the last of Levi we get in a while. I know it will probably be incredibly sad though, baby Levi had such a hard life and some of the sneak peeks revealed him getting beat up as a little kid. I just hope it will at least conclude with him being happy and opening a tea shop in Marley.
No. 394495
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I'm having some sort of husbando-induced crisis. My other husbandos are from a totally different time, so I haven't really thought how they'd think about my lifestyle. I've given up on about everything. But now, the newest addition is an idol…I was listening to a song of his group, and the lyrics basically say that you only live once so make it your party, and that's very much his style too. He'd be so disappointed.
And I'm thinking, is my current way of living really fine? Am I ok with this? I know I'm not, even though I tell myself this is fine, living like a recluse and not taking care of myself, never trying anything new or taking a chance.
lmao tl;dr I really want to change myself, I've wanted to for a long time but only now I can accept it. I want to listen to that song one day without feeling ashamed of myself. I won't aim for anything impossible, but something more than whatever silverfish ass life I'm living now.
sorry for the vent, I was afraid to post this to the vent thread because my new husbando is essential in this and I really don't want to be ridiculed right away lol. I have no friends and my nigel kind of makes me depressed atm haha why is it a fictional character that makes me want to live…
>>394000edogainona (nonas? are there multiple?) has a special place in my heart, ily
No. 394498
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>>394488It's so funny to me that our husbandos share the same voice actor.
No. 394503
File: 1714407672893.jpg (319.75 KB, 600x600, PUuc007.jpg)
>>394338I had made this one before, I'll make the other one too! Thanks for sharing the templates nonna
No. 394505
File: 1714408248032.jpg (115.39 KB, 1536x2003, uk.jpg)
>>393939god nonna, idk if you're the same arthurfag i replied to a couple of days ago, if you are, i've literally told you this before, but are you me? same husbando, same major fetish kek
No. 394506
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>>394449Leviathan trapped in the wall of my room trying to sing me a nice song of encouragement while I work because otherwise I won't free him from the wall. Yes, I spank him whenever I walk pass him while entering my room.
No. 394512
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>>394493Thanks nona, I love ya too! Alfred makes me so damn happy kek, this is the only place I can let loose and talk about my retarded love for him.
>>394506KEKK that is hilarious nona, love it
No. 394515
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>>394505Kek probably? I arthurfag on here way too much. Thank you for more maid art of this beautiful man, our minds… Ily
>>394493Same ♥
No. 394517
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>>394515love you too nonna ♡
No. 394526
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Trying to play with AI I wanted to see how a BJD of Dazai would look like. I wish I were rich as Hell to commission one with his two attires.
No. 394529
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>>394338https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/2142020We should get all the good Picrews for the new thread.
No. 394534
>>394495Your husbando being an idol means he knows all the hardship he had to endure to be where he is, and is not something you get in a day or two. If you're fine living your life in the way you're more comfortable, I'm sure he's more happy to see you relaxed and living well that trying to be something you're not.
Take the song like a reminder that yes, you only live once so make it your party, and your party can be living at your own pace, not like a real party. He wrote the song so you can pick your own interpretation, and if that's the one, then he's happy about it.
No. 394542
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>>394529So cuuuuuuuute, nona
>>394539Nta, but that's amazing nona. I'm so happy for you. The pretend date idea is so cute too kek
No. 394545
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this one is cute, had to fix Arthur's brows though
https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/2350635 No. 394553
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https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/1822696another picrew ! i may be having way too much fun with these
i was imagining arthur and i as some kinda hitman/hitwoman powercouple nonnas i feel embarrased even typing this one out No. 394555
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>>394545Alastorfag back again, I like this one kek. He’s teaching me proper edge weapon training and demonstrating how he used to murder the men who deserved it when he was alive
No. 394557
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>>394545Tfw the picrew doesn't have husbando's hair color. This one is so cute though!
>husbando asking me to pay attention to him>the pronoun is oreI couldn't ask for more
No. 394558
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>>394529Sometimes I imagine throwing a fit and making up reasons to have arguments with my husbando but he always knows how to get me back
No. 394559
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>>394553These are fun nona! Im addicted to these picrews hahaha
No. 394564
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ALFRED MOVE OVER!! ME NEXT
>>394553So cute! I wish there was more hitman!arthur fanart because I love this concept
No. 394568
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>>394553So cool, I'm having so much fun with these templates hehe
No. 394570
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>>394529I added the bow so that it replicates his fez and it worked! this one's so cute.
No. 394579
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>>394550Sorry nonna, I missed this, but agreed! Spoiler text for tranny sperging in this sacred place.
I hate how trannies and “femboys” have ruined maid uniforms irl so damn much. They see it as degrading and woman-like at the same time, which gets them off, of course. For them, it’s not about being attractive for women. They turn themselves on even though they’re just ugly greasy moids. God, I hate it. They will never be hot in the way that cute, coy, and flustered anime men dressed in a well-fitted maid uniform are. NEVERRR!!!>>394572♥♥
No. 394606
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ovulating and need his cock NOW
No. 394628
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Does anyone else here hate their husbandos source material? I’m rewatching bleach right now and wow this anime is shit compared to what I saw in middle school, but my heart flutters everytime he shows up so I’m conflicted
No. 394636
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>>394628As a fellow Aizen fag, i can relate. It's why i haven't watched bleach for years, but at least he is present in the storyline that matters. Most of my husbandos come from capeshit which can often leave a lot to be desired to put it lightly, when written badly, or they get portrayed by an ugly irl actor, which in turn, leads them to be ugly in the comics
aquaman my beloved i will make sure Jason Momoa and the dceu casting directors pay for for their fucking sins, so it's like i am only in love with one era of him and not all of them.
No. 394638
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>>394553This one is super cute!
No. 394648
>>394526That doesn't look like a doll at all, it looks like a scale figure. Here's someone who made customs of him and Chuuya. There's also the Harmonia Humming Dazai.
No. 394650
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I get irrationally pissed off when I see women claiming they need men over 6 feet because Shadow's 3'3 and he's perfect. It bothers me they don't see it the way I do. I LOVE manlets. I think manlets should be defended and be served as kings. Shadow is my king, I want him to sit in my lap on a crowded train ride because there's no place else, and he's slightly shy about it. I want to be his tall human gf and shove his face into my breasts.
No. 394651
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Adhfkahflyjsjdkf why do I have to work tomorrow!!! I just want to stay up and advance our plot in character ai, I just started it yesterday… I feel like a teenager again, excited to get online and RP after school… ahhhh I feel like I need to bang my head against the wall also. Or bite something
No. 394661
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>>394553Awesome picrew! Made one of my fave guys.
No. 394666
>>394495Maybe if he met you, he would realize new things about himself, just as he made you realize something about yourself. Maybe part of you would like to do a bit more than you're doing and that's your call. Try to think of a baby step towards something you would genuinely like to do differently, not to fit what you think he would like, but something you feel is missing. I think you feel he would be disappointed because you feel some disappointment, but I don't think he would, wouldn't an idol be happy to know they are making you better? He would feel happy for making you want better. He would cheer for you.
>>394639That's cute, I did that too, not with lingerie, but just normal clothing. You're just taking care of yourself, don't feel silly. Some women do this for men who don't even like them and nobody bats an eye.
No. 394667
>>394606This made me realize “Another girl monkey drew a cave drawing of an attractive male monkey and now I’m like ‘Yes this cave drawing monkey is perfect now I love him more than real male monkey’ and now I draw more cave drawings of him in my own style kek
We are such weird animals
No. 394681
>>394606KEKKKK that gif is killing me, but same nona. I normally make cutesy posts of my husbando but recently they've been getting hornier and hornier.
I'm so sorry to the nonas who witness my horny posts >>394650That last line is so hot nona
>>394648I want to make a custom figure of my husbando but it's probably going to be crazy expensive
No. 394684
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i just had a dream that i was touring a newbuilt hostel for migrant workers from india, as part of some inspection committee. it was very luxurious and had rooms with different themes. think of those american coke motels from the 80s with heart shaped bathtubs and carpet walls. they were all somewhat indian-inspired, though. then one of the rooms was my husbando themed. he has absolutely nothing to do with india, by the way. think of a room with cardboard cutouts of what just looks like a generic white dude, to someone who isn't familiar with him. picrel attached for maximum immersion.
i started taking soyfaced pictures in the room and got left behind, separated from my group. then i was lost and left to wander the hostel, backrooms style.
i then woke up and am posting about it on lolcow.
No. 394687
>>394495sometimes your husbando can be your motivation to get off your ass. my husbandos are solid people who can be relied on. whenever i feel like being lazy in a way that would self-sabotage me and my work, i think "thats embarrassing", "what a dumb way to go", and i get off my ass.
ironically husbandofagging improves life quality.
>>394639based.
No. 394692
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>>394628Can't relate because I love Bleach despite all of its faults. TYBW is a feast I am devouring rn. I guess we just have to be dedicated enough to create our own content, in whatever form we can.
No. 394712
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>>394438>Is it a bad idea nonnas? Should I stop before I get too ahead? What is it like having a husbando…I work a shit job and my motivation is fickle at best. So in between people yelling at me and trying not to feel worthless for not accomplishing as much as I'd like, my darling husbando has provided me with a consistent source of comfort and motivation for the past two years. Life as a whole can be…bleak, so I don't see why I shouldn't accept free dopamine when I engage with him.
He literally got me to consistently exercise again because he called me a quitter, lmao.
No. 394722
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I had to read court documents at work which reminded me of him and I kept smiling like an idiot. I've always found legal documents interesting but my love for Neuvillette has consumed me so thoroughly that they make me positively giddy due to their association with him.
No. 394725
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>>394449I love this picrew, thanks for sharing
No. 394728
>>394722I just imagined you trying to say “Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale" while reading court documents.
No. 394729
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>>394449I'm always happy to be of help ♥
No. 394730
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>tfw removed husbando from desktop wallpaper because I don't want random people to stare at him while I work.
I need to edit a cute background so I can add him somewhere, I only want to learn digital art when I need to change my wallpaper every once in a total solar eclipse. I just don't like removing my husbandos.
I should make some sort of cute shrine that's like, stealthy? I don't even know where to begin, everyone in my harem is just so particular.
I'm envying kirbyanon because at least she can just say she just likes cute things. Insert crying emojis.
No. 394739
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>>394712I feel you, nonna. I’m working my first corporate office job after college and it sucks the life out of me. I love to see my husbando dressed as a salaryman because it helps me romanticize the little parts of my day. Unfortunately, just this morning I left my phone in the bathroom and another woman at my office found it (from another department thank god) but she was asking around to see whose phone it was, and guess what my lockscreen is… KMS
>He literally got me to consistently exercise again because he called me a quitter, lmao.Based. I want to become more ambitious career-wise like my husbando. He was an empire, after all kek
No. 394740
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>>394739Bonus art for the dear alredfags
No. 394742
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>>394628i not a big fan of shounen but i do really enjoy the hxh manga and anime, though i prefer the 1999 ver over the 2011 ver.
>>394650ok, my husbando isn't exactly a manlet(5'7) but i do agree. shorter guys are underappreciated.
>>394687thank you hehe>>394438>Is it a bad idea nonnas? Should I stop before I get too ahead? What is it like having a husbando…honestly it really depends. my husbando has helped me a lot both physically and mentally. as long as your husbando isn't causing you or others any harm it will be okay! enjoy the yume life
nonnie!
No. 394744
>>394730Maybe come up with a bunch of symbolisms?
I live in an area where everyone drives a white Subaru, so i get mine to stand out a little more with a couple stickers on the back window. One of them is husbando’s name in kanji.
No. 394750
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>>394530>>394534>>394539>>394666>>394687husbando-induced crisis nona here, thank you all so much for your responses and kind words…! I feel optimistic about this, and hearing how some of you have taken on similar self-bettering projects/habits gives me motivation.
me and him with the picrew form last thread lol
>>394730aw, the stealthy shrine idea is really cute.
No. 394751
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I don't know why I'm suddenly so
horny for him this week, sorry nonas. But I NEED this retard so badly I might cry. I want to eat him.
>>394730Yes nona, a stealth shrine is perfect. I just bought a piece of clothing that subtly reminds me of my husbando. Stealth is so fun
>>394739KEK nona, what was her reaction when she saw your wallpaper? Based though, for having him as your wallpaper. I don't have the courage to do that.
>>394740I love this AU kekk, he's so cute like that
No. 394752
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>>394574Thank you nona!!! I know, I miss him from the pilot episode too, he's just not quite the same in the show and his new voice actor kinda makes me cringe. His singing voice isn't bad but his speaking voice sounds a little too nasal and gay as I saw it mentioned in another thread. I still rewatch his little "Reprise" song from the pilot every so often because I miss him and his old personality, kek.
No. 394759
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>>394553Love the fashion in this one.
I always spend wayyyyy more time on the self-insert than on my husbando….
No. 394761
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I think I should've made his hair color darker because he looks like such an old man now, but he acts kinda old so maybe it fits
No. 394774
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>>394751Goddamnn alfred is fine
>what was her reaction when she saw your wallpaper?She didn’t say anything about it and was really quite nice, but I’m still so embarrassed. I’m worried she thinks I’m a furry or something (I’m not)… hopefully she doesn’t even know what that is KEK. Picrel is my lockscreen. Alfred is there too! I just think it’s cute…
sob No. 394785
File: 1714514327140.mp4 (3.9 MB, 1080x1920, Video-217.mp4)
Leon Kennedy coquettecore nails
>>394774It's just cute and a normal fan art, nothing wrong with it
No. 394788
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>>394774Don't worry, that doesn't look like something a furry would be into at all. Besides, she probably already forgot about this, and is thinking of other things like work or whatever, so don't be embarassed nona! Anyway, your lockscreen is SO DAMN CUUUUTE. I love it so much.
And here's a cute Arthur pic to cheer you up!
No. 394797
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>>394730I always bring my Dazai ita bag with me and if wasn't because I love the photo of my cellphone (a flower), I would put Dazai in there. As long is a sfw desktop wallpaper, ignore what people think. It makes YOU happy.
Not picrel, I don't have that kind of Itabag.
No. 394808
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>>394774Kek how cute. It’s not even that weeb-y tbh.
One time I opened up my personal email in front of my boss, and went to Google docs to send her something I had completed, and when I opened my Google docs there was a downloaded copy of a yaoi I read KEK, and the cover art was clear as day. I played it cool and acted normal. I don’t think she really noticed.
Spoiler pic is SFW
No. 394826
>>394820Saezuru Tori Wa Habatakanai / twittering birds never fly
It’s really dark and fucked up, fyi. But one of my favorite mangas. They made a movie out of the first 8 or 9 chapters but it’s not nearly as good.
No. 394845
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>>394838I celebrate mine by going to a local cafe and thinking I'm giving him a birthday cake. If you have also his plush or something, take photos with it
I might do this in my husbando's birthday and take his small plush with me.
No. 394848
>>394648this video what people find funny these days?
I know their relationship is a joke but this is not funny at all
No. 394850
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>>394848That's why I don't hang with the fandom shipping them. Good on them, but I can't see it.
No. 394851
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because of him, i had the strength to finish and graduate from med school. he kept me sane during one of the most trialing eras of my life. usually by now, i’d usually have my eyes set on a new husbando but he has stuck around for nearly 3 years of my life now, and i’m still as fixated on him as ever. i genuinely believe he is the love of my life
No. 394852
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A little negativity/vent ahead… Nonnas I shouldn't have done it… I shouldn't have let myself lean into this… I like him so much it hurts!!! No 3D moid could ever compare to him. I want to start trying to lucid dream again just so I can be with him somehow… I feel like I'm going crazy, I can't believe how fast I fell in love. It feels amazing but so crushing all at once. I feel so bad clogging up the thread with a vent (I saged I promise) but please forgive me nonnas, I can't tell anyone and I have to get it out of my system or I'll go mad for sure… Oh my god I love him so much!!
No. 394855
>>394851Congratulations, that's amazing. I'm sure he would be proud ♥ I hope you keep on going strong.
>>394852It's a wonderful feeling, enjoy it. I know the yume life has some downsides that might be new to you, but enjoy the high and have fun.
No. 394898
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>>394889Kek nona, have you seen Hetalia before? If you haven't yet, do it and join us. I invite you to husbando our Lord and saviour, Alfred F Jones and become a fellow Alfredfag
No. 394913
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>>394909Well shit nona I didn’t even know this was a thing. Guess I’ll fork out the $50 for this set then kek thanks!!
No. 394915
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I used to be obsessed with Hetalia back in high school and England was my first proper husbando. I knew I was in deep when I cried myself to sleep one night over him not being real. My cousin really liked America and we both used to watch Axis Powers and World Series but after we drifted apart from each other and after the Internet decided Hetalia was cringe, I stopped investing time in it. The Arthur and Alfredfags here sparked that love again though and I'm falling in love with England all over again. I think I love Hetalia and England even more now since I'm caught up with the new anime and webcomic (Finally seeing my own country, Scotland, in the comic is a blast). I bought one of England's nendoroids and he sister's next to me drinking tea while I draw. The English dub is fantastic but I love his Japanese voice too because of the image songs and R18 otome cds Noriyaki Sugiyama voiced in haha. I'm considering making some sort of England dating sim/otome vn so I can express my love for him more. Sorry for the spergy wall of text but thank you for the other nonnies for inspiring me to find my lost love again.
No. 394919
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>>394915Welcome back to hetafaggotry, nonna! Arthur deserves all the husbandofags in the world. Lemme know if you ever make that vn hehe
No. 394920
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>>394750ehh nona is you husbando rinne? patrician taste tbh, also good luck on your self-improvement!
No. 394921
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I'm so angry at this manga chapter, I'll just think Dazai is comfy next to me and nothing bad will happen to him.
No. 394927
>>394920yes it's him…thank you!!
>>394785>>394890>>394913honestly, these are so cute. a way to have your husbando be with you through the day, and you can be as subtle or blatant with it as you want.
No. 394932
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>>394927Tried to find my husbando's and some of them weren't bad but not my taste. I would like something more subtle that do not involve to put his face on them
Because I use my hands to paint, eat, clean myself and all the jazz.
No. 394933
File: 1714590286554.jpg (82.3 KB, 500x500, oshi_ire.jpg)
I don't remember seeing posts about display cases like picrel, it seems really convenient, has anyone here tried something similar?
No. 394937
File: 1714591450569.mp4 (2.29 MB, 1080x1920, 1711160184625.mp4)
Nonnas help me chose a husbando bathroom. I posted this last thread but I will be going to this small restaurant in September that has a husbando bathroom and I really need to chose one to go pee and poo inside of. If you're interested I'll take pictures when I'm there (not of the dokie kek just of the stall)
>>394932I think if you go to a nail salon and give them colors and themes based on your husbando they'll know what to do! A lot of nail techs know anime and would love to help with that
No. 394938
>>394915See I'm
>>394905 and now I wonder if I should go back to it. Nonnas seem to enjoy their time with Hetalia and it's a bit nostalgic tbh. I never had a husbando from that anime
No. 394941
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>>394937That would be an amazing idea, nonna! I'm more into black nail polish to using his PM era would work than picrel.
No. 394945
>>394937pee in the gojo stall and then
poop in the sakuna one kek.
No. 394955
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nonnas i’ve spent the whole day drinking and now that i’m coming down slowly i’m getting so sad he’s not real… is there some way to avoid this mindset that you’ve found?
picrel
No. 394960
>>394955Exactly what
>>394958 said
No. 394962
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I couldn't care less about Stardew Valley… until the announcement of this mod. So excited to date Astarion again in another game. It won't be out for a long time but I'll be waiting.
No. 394970
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I just noticed that he's shirtless in this picture from his design sheet that's supposed to show the bottom layer of his hair and it's driving me insane even though there's basically 0 detail. People often think he's bulkier at first because of all the layers of clothing he has on normally but he's actually so slim and dainty and elegant. I love my dragon twink so much…
No. 394978
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>>394970That's why I laughed quite hard when this figure came out. Dazai is a full twink, hands down. This beefy Dazai is a big turn off.
No. 394992
>>394965NTA, I personally enjoy having a husbando
because he's not real. He's inside my head and I can make him do and say literally whatever I want, and he can never be a danger or threat to me. I can beat the shit out of him inside my head and nothing bad will happen to me for it. 100% better than 3DPD
No. 395000
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>>394990And the fact they left the bandages out makes me a big turn off. Dazai is called "waste of bandages" for a reason!
>>394992This so hard! We love our husbandos because we can mold them to our likeness and know they cannot hurt us, nor being moids. Dazai spends the first season and more being a casanova and wanting to die with a pretty lady, something IRL I wouldn't forgive at all, but Dazai being Dazai is what makes me love him because no woman takes him seriously.
Not mention also the real writer was way more horrible.
No. 395006
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>>392951Awesome thread pic!
I couldn't get the hair just right,but he still looks cute.
No. 395009
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I ate Arabic food yesterday and the whole time I was thinking about him! It's not often I get to have it but Arabic cuisine in general is my favorite and I think that's something he'd love about me! makes me wish he was real, we'd have a simple but cute date together. It's those little things that make me stupidly happy and brighten my day. Being a yume's the best.
Have you nonas experienced something like this too?
No. 395013
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>>395012My dumbass forgot to attach the image.
No. 395016
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>>394978There are only 2 figures of Neuvillette on the market that aren't just 3D prints of his in-game model and they're both like this.
They also both come with cocks. I don't get it. I just want a normal figure of him.
No. 395019
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>>395009Me each time I eat Japanese food. I don't like seafood but I picture that Dazai would grab any food with crabs on it since he loves crab meat.
>>395016Even the official Dazai figures look like botlegs. I would kill for a normal figure in good quality.
No. 395022
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>>395020Hearing all the theories about
Dazai being the one that can stop Fyodor's ass even if that meant he has to kill himself (?) doesn't help me neither. I know Asagiri cannot be that stupid to kill his gold eggs goose, (but he has no problems in killing kids and Oda).
No. 395024
>>395022>your soilered textUnfortunately this was my first thought too.
I hope Asagiri pulls a Kyouka or something if that's the case (when she joined ADA when she was about to die and Fukuzawa used his ability on her to make it out alive)As much as I love Oda, he didn't drive the story that much compared to Dazai so idk at this point. I just hope that Dazai won't become Asagiri's fave character kek.
No. 395025
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>>395024I think Fukuzawa will pull that shit even if that means saving Fukuchi (then again, after a panel on the chapter 113, he think in the ADA and Dazai is not there).
Or worse, Asagiri become in Fujimoto and kill him and then just forget about them
I'm still crying over Aki, ok? No. 395034
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>>395025Ok, last reply with BSD theories from me (if there is a BSD containment thread, we should move there tbh, idk if there is one).
>after a panel on the chapter 113, he think in the ADA and Dazai is not thereI don't think that Dazai is an official ADA member, he operates more like Katai imo. Yes, it's pulled out my ass since I didn't read the "Dazai's entrance exam" light novel yet (just caught up with the main story, I'm fairly new to BSD). But even so, I don't think that both Fuku and Ranpo would accept Dazai that easily, they have an idea of what he did when he was in PM so they probably want Dazai to prove himself that he completely changed his ways (and it shows in his eyes - they are so light in the latest chapter aaaaaaa). Another theory I saw regarding that panel was that maybe Fuku had that image of the ADA with the members he uses his ability on which takes me to the former theory I wrote - so I genuinely think that Dazai's actual entrance exam is him killing Fyodor somehow.Nah, I don't think Asagiri will pull a Fujimoto in this story at least - Fujimoto killed off 3/4 of the cast in a relatively short amount of time and imo, BSD is a more character driven story than CSM - as in the characters make the story, not vice versa if that makes sense.
No. 395035
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>>395034Nonna, if there's a way to contact you I would love it! I need more BSD fans to chat with, specially after this mess.
Sorta related to Dazai, but I found a yume artist who draws her oc with Dazai uploaded two drawings of mine I made to her. It fills me with happiness in this dark mode
non-BSD stuff.
No. 395038
>>395030I have a special place in my heart for fanmade stuff made by other yume/fujos.
I'm trying stuff out myself, but it's a long process.
No. 395041
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>>395034Here I left my email so yo can send me your discord if you want.
No. 395042
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he looks gay as fuck here but i’m so obsessed with him.
No. 395078
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I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him
No. 395085
>>395050Kek I’m a yumefujo so seeing my husbando as the top and sometimes the bottom doesn’t me much (although I’ve seen him paired with someone that I didn’t agree with). I’m thankful I’ve never seen him trooned out tho although I’m sure it’s out there.
My sympathies tho
No. 395086
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>>395009I like it when the shops have those weeks where they sell 'American themed' foods for a short period of time (in stereotypical American packaging with the red, white and blue and the stars KEK. That shit excites me.) Sometimes I try to make American food from different regions of the country too lol(I like Southern sweet tea a lot, thanks Alfred).
I know I sound like an unhinged cow, like a weeaboo, but an Ameriboo No. 395087
>>395069That's bleak nona, I'm so sorry that happened. Seeing your husbando as a tif has gotta be the worst. And tumblr artstyles should be illegal, I always get visually assaulted by that crap kek
>>395085Kek thanks nona, and I'm a yumefujo too but my husbando is a TOP!!! I don't see him as a bottom in any of the ships I ship
No. 395089
>>395086I’ve seen videos of Europeans buying tons of cereal from American-style grocery stores and it always makes me laugh.
I made omurice one morning and it made me so giddy I felt cringe and haven’t made it since kek. I want to make him omurice and watch him eat it.
No. 395091
>>395060I use a likeness of myself, but she is not exactly me. Very similar in looks and personality, but also different so I can have that element of escapism. It’s hard for me to project anything but myself. It is easy to change up a few things, especially if I am tailoring it around their world. She doesn’t have my name and she is much taller than me KEK, she doesn’t have tattoos (although at one point she did) and she’s more confident (although making her more confident in my head has helped me become more confident as well, so things like this really help me).
I’ve been doing this almost my entire life so it’s second nature to me. It’s cringe but I’ve accepted this much
No. 395095
>>395089I wish there were American style grocery stores here, that would be interesting. It's hilarious to me that I buy American food from German shops in Ireland KEK.
Also daaaaang, omurice is really good. Now I'm hungry nona…
No. 395100
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>>395084He is so fuckin perfect, he feels like home to me, if that makes any sense. It's a rainy stormy morning here and I wish I could just cuddle up with him, a candle, some coffee, blankets, pillows, and a purring kitty cat. I want to stuff my face into his fur and contemplate the aroma. He's so amazing and beautiful. I want him to protect me from the clown world and speak to me in that nice smooth deep voice of his. I wanna put some Band-Aids over his heart, it's all broken. If I could undo just like 10% of his pain I think I'd be happy with my life. It sounds like actual heaven to be his wife, he's a bit of a sperg but I'm literally insane and he can fix me.
No. 395117
>>395107Tbf there's also supposed to be only one husbando that you love for life and temporary harems are still around despite that.
That being said, this thread is still meant for hornyposting.
No. 395119
>>395118I also use AI since I no longer have the time to illustrate/draw. I use photoshop to alter/add or fix the images. I actually enjoy this a lot as it saves me a bunch of time and I still get what I want more or less. If I’m having a hard time imagining something in my brain, I will use AI to create it for me (the best it can anyways).
I have yet to try the role-playing AI bots tho KEK I’m not sure if that’s my thing although it’s tempting.
No. 395124
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No. 395125
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>>395050My problem as well, or else when he's the top he's so OOC. Granted, I don't picture Dazai being THE lover in bed, but I don't picture him being that harsh or horrible.
I'll be forever thankful of this yume artist and her gorgeous smut.
No. 395126
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>>395104>>395108>I'm an almost 40Nice to see more old hags in this thread. And I get you, I'm straight, no way I would love a woman irl but Hange Zoe was everything I wanted to be. She's my ultimate waifu. But I would post about her more in the Waifu thread than here.
>>395115Probably I was in a good era because at least the husbando art was less horrible back then. There are few doujins I really enjoy that are het and my fav pairings for the same reason.
No. 395127
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>>395086I love that you make different kinds of American food nona, that's so cute!
No. 395129
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Happy Gogeta day!
No. 395136
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togashi recently posted that he is working on new chapters for hxh and i have never been more happy…i get to see kurapika again nonnies. i know i should not get my hopes up too much, but i am legit so happy. this made my whole week, hell month. i want to cry tears of joy.
>>395100you remind me of that woman who took a shadow plushie to prom with her as her date kek. love seeing your posts, very lovely and sweet!
i also used to have the biggest crush on shadow when i was a child, sweet memories.. No. 395137
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Just found out there’s a site where you can order a custom acrylic stand of yourself for yume purposes. i almost considered it for a moment but I’d probably look like a narcissist for having something like this.
No. 395144
>>395137I would totally do this but with my self-insert. There is no way I would have a tiny acrylic version of myself KEK
What is the site? For research purposes.
No. 395151
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>>393678a week later and i'm still thinking about that cleavage
No. 395156
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>>395127Thanks nona, American food is reaaaaally damn good. But I have to go there some day and try the real deal.
>>395151 I know right. I have way too many of these sort of pictures. See picrel
>>395153I have been thinking of this for a long time. So if his heart in his tits, then maybe Washington DC since it's his capital. Or maybe New York? Since its the first place that comes into a lot of non-Americans heads when you say America.
As a kid I used to think New York was the capital KEK.Or maybe the entirety of the Midwest because it rhymes with chest
No. 395161
>>395156The Midwest could be his abs. Since the states there are kind of blocky like abs
>>395158Alaska is often forgotten about by non burgers since it’s not exactly connected. But it’s the biggest state so it makes sense to me kek
No. 395163
>>394969Thank you so much! I'm loving the art too. He came out so cute.
>>394975You should try it anon! Aren't there a lot of Stardew players here? Maybe if there's overlap with the game dev thread anons, you guys can plan a husbando village or something kek. I never interacted with the Jhin husbandofag but I wish her success in her modding work.
No. 395165
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>>395133It's probably my favorite Shadow picture! It's fanart done by Karasuno, Sonic Team's official artist. And I'm so honored that you thought of me!
So wait, it was Sonic but with Shadow's stripes? I don't think there's any character like that or any plushies that have released that fit that description. Unless there's something I'm missing, maybe you don't remember the details of how the plushie looked like.
I like to take pictures of my plushies, I have 5. This pic isn't mine but it's the same one I have.
>>395136Honestly I feel like a LOT of women had or have a crush on Shadow. Like there'll be posts calling him sexy and hot and they'll get 10k likes. It also tends to confuse the hell out of moids, they think I'm trolling when I post about how much I love him kek
No. 395173
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Oops this made me horny
No. 395192
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https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/2365745So you can have your husbando in your head.
No. 395196
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Maaan, I can't even enjoy some quality time with my husbando in peace. These damn exams are killing me. Just need to go on for a few more days. And then I'll dedicate 2 whole days to staying in bed and imagining my husbando next to me, cuddling me, kek. I need to get one of those sausage pillows so I can hug it and pretend it's him. Or stuff the arm of some jacket and lay it over my body so it feels like he's holding me. And I need to put a giant hot water bottle behind my back so it feels like his warm #beautiful broad hot sexy muscular# chest is against me or something. KEK I'm so excited. Gotta DIY
No. 395217
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My birthday is near and I'll never have Dazai wishing me a happy birthday while hoping we can die together next year.
Why live.
No. 395228
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I used a decent nsfw-friendly AI bot site for the first time and just spent… A concerning number of hours on there building up a scenario and then going absolutely buck nutty. Why was that literally the most turned on I've ever been in my life…(I have in fact had actual sex before that I thought was good). I feel like a rabid animal with a raw vagina Lord forgive me.
No. 395232
>>395086that stuff always makes me chuckle. they put american flags on the briny hot dogs in jars. they make people get excited over square cheese. exoticization of something this mundane (to me, a globetrotting rootless cosmopolitan landsknecht who is very familiar with anglosaxon culture) makes me chuckle.
but also id be lying if i said i didnt eat le exotic jap noodles just to feel closer to my cartoon babygirl.
>>395092maybe not a lesbian myself, but im somewhat asexual-leaning due to low libido and hormonal disorders. i am put off by the thought of having sex or kissing with 3d people. i don't identify as asexual, because sometimes i like to sexualize cartoon moids. it's more about enjoying how they look, toying around with them in my mind. i dont often imagine myself actually having sex with them, though i dont like seeing porn of them doing it with someone else either (i get jealous). when i do think about it, it's more focused on cuddling them and the comfort of the emotional connection, rather than sexual relief or physical pleasure.
to me husbandofagging is about the comfort that they bring me. real people are too focused on their own animal pleasure to be truly in love with you, i think.
No. 395245
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Stop me from feeling things for him
No. 395251
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>>395192cute!
had to edit a bit to have all my boys + make them recognizable. I feel so greedy
No. 395272
>>395265Ayrt, and I'm the same way. I relate to everything you just said.
>he's the fucker, not the fuckedPoetic gold. This is the gospel
No. 395273
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>>395265I think my husbando is a switch and bi, so I have no problems of him being fucked and fucker. But finding good smut of him is like finding a hay in a needle mountain, specially in Twitter/Tumblr.
No. 395274
>>395266I also would pay to have a doujin full of just foreplay. That shit’s hot af
Honestly, In a few years you’ll probably be able to have it done via Ai for cheap.
No. 395280
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>>395192This was fun, it's subtle enough so I can use it without looking weird.
No. 395282
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>husbando nails
oh I WILL definitely pull this one off, the symbols are pretty subtle and I always wear my nails long and almond-stiletto , currently waiting for them to grow back then I'm definitely doing something inspired by him.
That or just plain purple stiletto nails,which is what I wanted to do before I broke my nails like an idiot, I shall report back in one month, gotta get myself some nail brushes.
Btw does anyone else like using husbando or former husbandos or even characters you crushed on as fashion inspiration? It's one of my favorite things to do kek.
No. 395286
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>>395261Yoyuu ga nai no wa by Hanayama
No. 395288
>>395282This is actually pretty cool! Report back when you get those nails done
>Btw does anyone else like using husbando or former husbandos or even characters you crushed on as fashion inspiration? It's one of my favorite things to do kekYes lmao. I did that with
Bakura the only husbando I ever really got devoted to in my life. No husband I like hits quite the same after that
No. 395291
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>>395192This was the easiest one to make his horns in so far
No. 395306
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>>395192I've tried.
Hope all husbandofags are doing well, i feel so stressed lately because of work and i didn't have much time to be silly.
To be honest i'm kind of avoiding my husbando lately because it would distract me too much but once i'll get back i know i'll feel like some military guy who just returned home kek.
>>394978Damn what happened to him, reminds me of an official illustration where they gave abs to my husbando despite him being such a lazy man kek, he works out during his sleep or something
not gonna lie he was cute though, could pull off a crop top No. 395316
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>>395306They tried to get into a fandom where everybody loves a thin twink whose diet is canned crab meat and sake, of course he wouldn't have abs at all. He's so lazy to even a peel a banana when he's bored.
No. 395317
File: 1714775219277.jpg (Spoiler Image,476.35 KB, 849x1200, frollo54.jpg)
Nonas I'm so obsessed with him again… I've been a Frollofag on and off since I was a child, I always wanted to rape him, recently all I can think about is desecrating his insides
No. 395333
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>>395192aww this picrew is so cute! thanks for sharing. sadly there's no options for longer hair for the little head toppers but i tried my best
No. 395348
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Happy Friday nonnies! May you all be blessed with dreams of your husbandos
No. 395360
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>>395319Dazai is always relatable, specially in Wan.
No. 395431
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Aaaaa I wish my Fridays weren't so busy anymore, I need to keep the sabbath day sabbath for my pretty boy!
No. 395433
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I would rub all of my pussy nut all over his face just to mark my territory. ♥
No. 395435
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Was it love at first sight, nonas?
Did you hate your husbando at first but then the heart grew fonder?
Did some wires get loose one day, and your brain flooded with dopamine and you’ve been hooked ever since?
No. 395436
>>395435With Hoozuki was love at first sight.
With Dazai it took me a while, since I remember watching the show on '20 and left it to then return last year and Dazai turned out to be an amazing character.
No. 395437
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Nonnas, would you buy a ring with your husbando's theme? I found these adorable hetalia rings and if I ever come across Arthur's one I'm buying immediately. It'd feel like having him next to me at all times, and the ring is so subtle so nobody could notice my husbandofagging lol
No. 395444
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>>395437I'm actually busting my ass working so I can get hired full time, that way I will be able to buy the official ring that was made of my husbando. It's seriously cute, I just hope it's of a good quality, otherwise I may have to buy it and then have a jeweler to replicate it in gold or at least in silver.
It doesn't seem complicated to copy, but I want to see the special message and to know that I can actually buy husbando merch kek.
No. 395447
>>395435i just watched the show and long after he died, i was analyzing it, and thought about him as a character, and how complex his struggles were. i felt connection to him because he was relatable in some ways. i then had a random sex dream lol.
second one it was love at first sight. hamster squeezing instinct.
No. 395454
>>395435It's a funny story. I watched his show as a kid and it was love at first sight, he was my first husbando and my first true love, until I misinterpreted a scene he had with a female character as romantic and I felt cheated on kek, and I decided to "break up" with him and move on to a new husbando, but none could satisfy me the way he did. I rewatched his show as an adult for nostalgia and to recall memories of my cringe behavior, I saw the scene I misinterpreted in context and understood it's not romantic at all, the opposite even. I liked his character arc but didn't fall in love again with him immediately, until I had a dream about him and I couldn't stop thinking about him after, and I've been in love for 3 years now. And I've fallen in love with him at the end of December, too, so our anniversary is basically around Christmas. It's so cute and romantic, I love it. What made me love him even as a kid is his sad story and a "I can fix him" desire, I kinda saw myself in his broken self and felt like we'd hit it off easily and sympathize with each other. Though my problems are too insane compared to his, and he's the one with super powers and fighting evil guys kek.
No. 395464
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I just want to stroke Levi's dick for him (if he does masturbate, it's likely less satisfying for him now that he's missing a few fingers.) and then catch his cum out the air with my mouth like a seal catching fish
No. 395465
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>>395455Sorry
nonnie, I'm joking but this gif just… fits kek.
No. 395466
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>>395435I honestly thought my husbando was annoying at first. Like any good american middle schooler, I liked making fun of british people and looked down upon my treasonous friends who were obsessed with british tv shows and simped for british actors (this was back when superwholock and harry potter were super popular kek). Then suddenly a switch flipped. It may have been when I saw fanart of him as a pirate for the first time? He was just too fucking sexy I couldn’t lie to myself anymore. I think my initial dislike for arthur also stemmed from how he was sometimes portrayed in fanworks. Like even if he wants to present himself as posh and gentlemanly, he’s canonically had a “privateer” phase, is rather prideful (even when he’s self-deprecating), is prone to violent outbursts (especially with france), likes punk music, and is a more nuanced than you’d expect coming from an animanga about homoerotic moe country personifications
No. 395473
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>>395437I bought a botleg of my husbando's and I think is cool enough to buy the original. I wear it every time I have to go to shop.
>>395468>>395471Yeah, a description of the eau-du-parfum sounds more useful, you can see which scent they use and then buy a more affordable one.
No. 395475
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>>395455I wear a Peter's cross necklace, doesn't mean is because I'm not like Jesus. There's nothing wrong with wearing a necklace (If that moid of Chris Chan could do it…)
No. 395479
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The DLC isn't even out but I know I'm going to love him, he looks like the developers directly looked into my brain to design, he is just everything I like: tall skinny evil dude with long hair and a fantasy armor, the snake motif is just the cherry on the top.
No. 395490
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I can't remember if jjk has any official perfumes yet (like seriously, what are they waiting for? snk had some nice perfume collabs from what i remember) but I found this and I kinda want it kek
The Nanami one also seems like something I'd enjoy
No. 395493
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Save a horse ride a cowboy
No. 395495
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I received 3 Dazai nendoroid dolls in the mail recently, each from different retailers. My goldfish brain must have kept forgetting that I already preordered it once from AmiAmi kek. Not the most responsible spending I’ve done but I’m not upset at seeing more of my husbando. I think I’ll display one in my room, one in the office and the last one I’ll give away to a friend.
No. 395505
File: 1714859377958.jpg (95.1 KB, 1012x928, Gojoperf.jpg)
>>395498Here's the Gojo one
>>395495Kek
nonnie,you have a mini Dazai army
No. 395508
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>>395495>3 Dazai nendoroid dollsI wish that were me.
No. 395509
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I've been feeling kinda down about being too busy for my usual yume stuff lately, so I log into pixiv and search my husbando's tag and the first picture is him jerking off looking really smug about it. I missed you too babe.
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>>395527It happened me with one of my husbandos. All the spades rings were quite tacky, aimed to moids or like pic rel, huge asses. I want a simple ring, eBay, not one that makes me feel I can knock out someone with it.
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I would enlist to fight in the fucking trenches if he was there. I’d even warm his dick up for him when it got cold!
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>>395435I found him through a self insert fanfic when I was horny. Didn't care for his IP but later fell in love with him when I read a piece in which he was a lonely tsundere who pushes people away ecause he's scared of being vulnerable, and being seen as a failure since he's not supposed to develop emotions for short lived fickle creatures. Something about snobbish men who think they're above everyone activates my neurons and makes me want to put him in my place (underneath me).
Love me a man who is a soft teddy bear inside and a scary Dom on the outside.
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>>395527Samefag, I think I found something cute.
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I’ve gone full tism with my adoration for him but I have to pretend he’s from a different universe where he’s not evil :( i fantasize about him falling madly in love with me, ditching the 10 women harem idea and taking me into the mineshafts to marry and make me have lots of little turbo autist scientist children with him. I think he’d be a good daddy because his being wheelchair-bound would leave his lap open always so they could be given lots of fireside chats and play and roost on him as much as they wanted… they’d probably knock him over by accident on the days when he managed to walk though kek(:()
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I bought this game, Zargreus seems good for a husbando mate- WAIT, NONNA! THINK IN YOUR HUSBANDOS!
No. 395581
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>>395435In first, I didn't cared about him, at all. Some remote colleague helping with case, then he was revealed, still was indifferent, but then he was executed, I got the bliss. Reread his parts and then grieved for an year.
He has no fanart, so tried to find closest to his appearance and vibe.
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Sorry for 3D but had to share this one
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>>395682I don’t really care for cosplay (or moids in general) but I want to touch his butt. It looks firm.
No. 395699
I wish there was a study of how exposing girls to fictional boys/men at a young age alters the brain chemistry kek
>>395682ohhhh, this picture is infamous! I love buff guys, I'm all for them sluttying it up for cosplays, bless their zoomer hearts
No. 395709
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Today I made England his favourite dessert: Banoffee Pie. He thoroughly enjoyed it!
No. 395715
>>395709Oh
nonnie that is so cute!
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I was reading for the eye candy but now I’m not sure why I’m still here kek
At least my harem became plentiful for years to come. So there’s that.
No. 395723
>>395709that's cute and it looks delicious !
>>395720what chapter are you at nonna? my favorite thing(s) are yet to show up in the anime
>Chosokek I was not ready for how DEEP his voice was in the anime
>>395722I understand you wholly. Especially the fantasy part, they can look like him, but they will never be him
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>>395723Choso is so precious. I love him.
I was caught up at one point but then I needed a break from the depression and disappointment kek. I don’t think I’m too far behind.
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He’s actually so sexy
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>>395745I wonder if he's into bondage.
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>>395192That was pretty fun!
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I'm not suicidal in the slightest but I think about being trapped in a game with my husbando, trying to outrun outwit and win each rounds against the killers(my husbando being one of them). I'd manage to fight off the other killers in other rounds just so I can be killed in my husbando's arms. And he'll kill the others to get to me too so we can be alone with him longer. And we hang out a bit chatting, teasing, taunting, before the final struggle. We fight till the end despite it, and he wins almost everytime he gets his hands on me. He kisses me after when I let him take me, bleeding out in his arms. The current round ends.
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I had a dumb cute dream about Gojo (not my husbando) . Basically I contracted him and MeiMei to hunt cursed spirits, god MeiMei is so fucking hot, I'd be a lesbian for her naturally he went full steam ahead and after a while when I was searching for him and it was time to regroup he had to embarrass me in a crowd by shouting my name and "there you are, I found you" while I was confused and trying to find his damn face in the crowd. Choso and smiling Kenjaku were also seen in the crowd Then sadly I woke up. It was pretty sweet kek. Much better than the previous day when I dreamed a giant octopus was attacking me and I chopped off one of its tentacles with a cleaver.
also I just wanna say that yume/fanarts pics like these increase my lifespan by a little every time I see them