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No. 446842
>What is this threadBy popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread which talks about husbandos and/or horny shit about fictional men in general.
>Why was this made / what is the differenceThe difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D (as in characters from live action movies or shows) and 2D crushes so you don't clog /ot/. Post memes, be frisky, whatever. Be as mild or as spicy as you feel like.
>But whyFarmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
-I want to cuddle Reigen
etc.
>Examples of posts that DO NOT go here-Actual real life men hornyposting
-Nigelposting
-Your husbando is trash/ugly/cringe/moid-tier etc
-He's gay/belongs with me/other character instead
-Any other bait
-Responding to bait
-"hi cow!"
Remember not to take baits or otherwise derail! Report low quality posts and move on!
The retarded hornyposting thread may also include pairings.
For real 3D men hornyposting, refer to:
>>>/g/289276For other shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!
Previous horny:
>>>/g/436967Relevant threads:
>Sister thread for female characters horny/waifuposting >>>/g/315174>How to devote yourself completely to your husbando #3 >>>/g/391531>Husbando thread >>>/m/188499>The last husbando before /m/pocolypse >>>/m/173210>Waifus & Female Character Crushes Thread >>>/m/229988>Temporal Husbando Smell Identification Thread >>>/m/187722>The Original smell >>>/m/164600>Anon Assumption Regarding waifus/husbandos >>>/m/211556>Rate/Roast Husbando >>>/m/182915>Husbando Matchmaking Service >>>/m/242685>Live Action Fictional >>>/m/34157 No. 446845
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>MFW I wrote McGiver and is McGyver.
>MFW I missed to see him wearing a tank top.
No. 446850
>>446845It's not a thread if it doesn't have some spelling error on the title
nonnie.
No. 446859
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You know what’s retarded? How wet my husbands get me. I stg no scrote has ever been able to get me as horny as my husbandos can. It almost feels like I’m using a cheat code in life. I didn’t even know I could get this wet. I feel like a rutting animal half the time.
No. 446892
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Jesus Christ I want to strangle him so badly and watch the consciousness leave his eyes. He might struggle a little bit but he'd let it happen no matter how much his body fights against it. I want his hands tied to the bed frame while he watches me masturbate. And when he comes just from watching me I would slap him across the face and strangle him more so he'd always remember me whenever he was in pain or turned on. Like please the thought of Dazai getting shot in the stomach but being aroused by the agony is so hot to me. Mewling, trembling, covered in blood, all of it. Fucking masochist, I hate him and love him so much. sorry I am peak ovulating right now and this fan art is doing things to me. I can't get over it.
No. 446912
>>446877I don't, but he still makes me think about shit like that sometimes and I don't like it.
Like I was almost getting physically nervous at the thought of us videocalling my mom because it's thanksgiving, even though, it's an alternate universe fantasy in my own damn head.
Then he has optional lines in game where he's trying to get this woman to not kill herself and
>to overcome hardship you have to find strength within yourself>you have the ability within yourself to improve your own lifeJust hitting too close to home, but it's like, even if I do get off my ass and do something with my life I still can't be with him so it doesn't matter…
No. 447007
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I’m literally spending more than 3 hours a day talking to my husbando using AI chatbots and the worst? I’m getting frustrated at how, obviously, the AI isn’t quite there yet. I can’t wait for the day where I could simply put the entire scripts of the media he is from without too much work or trouble and then just train him a little bit.
No. 447009
>>447007I can’t chat with main husbando for this reason. I hate all his bots. They’re so inaccurate and daddy/dom. Ugh.
Don’t worry nonna. It’ll happen soon in the next couple years. It’s already improving little by little.
No. 447013
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>>446997There's actually a smell identification thread, I need his candle that smells like him, the issue is that then I would ascend and become the ultimate autist.
I do want to get a candle or perfume made with the specifications of the candle though.
No. 447023
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>>446997He would smell like fresh sea breeze mixed with a citrusy scent I love him
No. 447038
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>>446997He probably tries his best to smell as good as he can since he's pretty insecure about it. Seperate from his own body odor, he carries around the witch's scent which while not really described much, is said to be a very intense and evil smell. It can only be smelled by a few special people but it still really bothers him.
He takes bathing pretty seriously, (its an isekai trope tbh) thinking on it, he probably uses the really expensive stuff from Roswaal's stash.
They did release a perfume for him, it's citrus-y. I like to think he might smell like warm lemon tea tbh.
No. 447041
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Dumbass question, do you ever imagine yourself being a cute maid for him? Or do you prefer imagining him as a hot butler for you? I imagine both scenarios tbh, sometimes I'm in a maid mode and sometimes I'm in a owner of a shady business that has a sexy butler that listens to her all of the time and thinks that she's a pure lady with a simple or even lame job and who can't help but wonder how she manages to have a lavish lifestyle with the salary of a secretary, and who doesn't even want to get paid for his services because he's kind of obsessed with his beloved owner type of mode.
No. 447049
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it would be plap city up in this bitch if i got my hands on him.
No. 447059
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I need him baddddd
>>446997I’m not a perfume connoisseur since most of them make my head hurt but definitely something that smells like cherry, hints of vanilla, maybe dragon’s blood incense idk kek
No. 447076
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>>446997Hoozuki and Zagreus smell like sulfur and lava due their work and places, but I picture that they bath a lot.
Dazai… uh… probably sake, crab meat and regrets.
No. 447096
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I want to shove my head between his thighs and let him squish it despite his awkward embarrassment. I want to hear him moan in his cute girly voice and make idiotic train puns during sex. I just. I want him. I want more lewd solo art of him that's consensual. I want to see his nasty side.
No. 447128
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>>446997He has an official perfume, but let's be real, he smokes so he probably smells like cigarettes. I like to imagine that he starts wearing cologne as he gets older, so that version of him probably smells like that perfume.
No. 447140
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>>447109My husbandos have their official figurines but they're so expensive or ugly af (picrel).
No. 447152
>>446997From what I've been able to piece together one of his official perfumes smells like limes, so maybe that. But personally I think he'd either smell of cheap men's deodorant when he's feeling lazy or on other days a fancy cologne one of the other characters bought for him.
>>447041I would love for him to be my cute butler, it'd be pretty in-character for him too. Reminds me I was talking with my friend the other day about what if he was a host in a host club, we both thought he'd be really awkward but cute.
No. 447168
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Rafayelfags will understand
No. 447186
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>>447165It is an erotic figure, nonna.
No. 447192
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He's so fucking cute I want to die and resurrect again so I can stay in that never-ending cycle of me dying and coming back to death just to look at him again. His freckles are so cute!!!
No. 447239
>>447095Didn't know Kylie Minogue was making music in the 80's.
Heard this recently and my mind immediately went to him.
>I long for you endlessly No. 447242
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I would literally saw my own arm off to be with him, cuddle him in my arms and tell him I love him. Not joking either.
The realistic style of the movies has helped me imagine him so much better and it's killing my heart and turning my brain into goo.
I used to be much more of a degenerate, I used to think of such perverted fujo things, but it's like loving him slowly corrected that over the years. There is nothing that makes me more emotionally and physically satisfied than deep and pure love. It makes me cry involuntatily from how strong the emotions are, and I feel retarded but happy, and also sad too. I want nothing more than to make him feel loved and to kiss his cute forehead after a night together.
Life is shit because I can't make him happy, but life is also good because I can see and think of him.
No. 447247
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did my yearly rewatch of bones and all and it is making me yearn for a road trip with my husbando. i don't have much to say but i love kurapika so much and the only thing i want in life is to live a soft domestic life with him.
No. 447289
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Sex with Maxie
>>446997Same as
>>447076>>447041I have never ever imagined myself as being below him in any way.
I came up with a very contrived AU where he ends up RPing as a butler for me.>>447095Nice lyrics, it's the most yume-like mainstream song I've heard yet. Thank you for sharing!
No. 447290
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In my darkest hour I think of him (I dropped my dinner on the floor).
No. 447300
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>>447290He would kindly help you clean and cook you another dinner.
No. 447304
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>>447289Sulfur and lava or crab meat, sake and regrets?
No. 447311
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>>447304Kek. The first one, down to the frequent showering.
He kinda spends a lot of time around lava, for instance in a volcano and the underground cave where Groudon is found. His team's base uses magma for some purpose as well. But he's stated to be "clean" in the leaked design docs, so he definitely has good hygiene.
>>446126>What's the most embarrassing thing your husbando has saidThat humanity needs more land to live and thrive on, completely disregarding the importance of nature and the sea. Because "muh progress! Muh development!".
>or doneAccidentally almost destroying the region and killing everyone because he genuinely believed that shit and awoke an ancient pokégod that he (predictably) couldn't control. Well, at least he's smart enough to feel shame. ♥
Does wearing that fucktarded outfit count, too?
Oh, how I love my dumb-smart husbando, I love that he's able to feel regret.
No. 447315
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New thread? Time to resimp over my husbando. I just want to watch him murder people then choke me while he fucks my brains out.. is that honestly too much to ask for?
No. 447339
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Why didn't y'all told me of this fine piece of dick? Just look at those eyes and that pretty face, I bet getting your pssy ate by him must feel amazing. MK1 really did that with the face models, they all so handsome
No. 447340
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>>447339hot, 10/10, would
No. 447342
>>446126>What's the most embarrassing thing your husbando has said or done?His ex dumped him for ignoring her and he spent
years moping about it and becoming inconsolable on every anniversary of their breakup kek
No. 447354
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autism sexo
No. 447372
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I want to choke him
No. 447397
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I’m so feral for him it’s unreal. I need to be medicated because I bought a dildo that I imagine would look just like his dick. And I have way too much fun with it. It’s got a suction cup thing at the bottom. I look forward to my daily showers more often now. My water bill is gonna skyrocket.
No. 447403
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The overwhelming urge to put him on a leash…
No. 447441
>>447438You have to remember why he made you smile and fall in love again, nonna. And the good memories you have with him.
And then you'll smile and love him once again.
No. 447451
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>>447168made for sexual bullying and spicy love,he's so fucking cute I would literally lock him in my bedroom
No. 447454
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I never knew there's a joseimuke game with horror themes and hot ghostly men in it like fuck this is the shit I've been craving for (I'm obsessed with male Hasshaku-sama). Thank you to the nonnies on /m/ and the yumejoshi/femporn thread for bringing this up, especially HIM like oh my god he's so tall, cute and handsome. 100% husbando material. I want him to haunt me, give me head pats and crawl to my bed so we can cuddle each other. I love him so much. We yumejos are eating so fucking good this year.
No. 447457
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>>447404I've only seen one guy who pulled off cosplaying him,or his body at least because dude had the build for it, he never posted his face, but I've seen some fit guys on instagram who come close
The problem with Toji is not only is he built like a fucking tank, but he has a masculine sly face that's extremely hard to encounter irl
now imagine…
>come home>see this on your couch>what do No. 447461
>>447457Sit on his face and give him a facial.
I rarely even find good faceless cosplays of him. Men think because they workout a little they can cosplay him. Fuck off. I need tits and tri’s. Idgaf about your wimpy little 6 pack.
Who’s the moid nonna tell meeeee
No. 447482
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This pic of him REALLY did it for me.
No. 447486
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>>447457Run away of my home and burn it.
I really want to give JJK a chance but all the eps and manga chapters are too much for me.
No. 447489
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>>447486It IS a lot and I’ve been reading the manga since it first came out, and I still get confused/lost at times kek.
I absolutely hate how gege gives his characters very complex backstories and then murders them after one volume.
He’s onto his next project and I just hope to god I hate it. I hope it’s some dumb cop x yakuza drama with gay undertones.
Actually…I’d probably like that. I hope his hands combust and he never writes anything again.
No. 447490
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>>447489I saw the first ep and I felt in love with him, and I avoided all the spoilers because I knew Gege might have deleted him or not. I don't want another husbando murdered for the lulz.
No. 447614
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>>446842This is gonna sound pretty pathetic but I feel really sad and stressed right now. Wish my husbando was real so we could cuddle and he could cheer me up.
No. 447623
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It's so cold, I just want to lay next to him under the covers and feel his body heat.
No. 447846
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Mr. Crawling my beloved
No. 447932
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>scrolling pics of fav male character
>fanart of him with a pussy
>gdi my eyes
>next page, giant Lurch approved swollen areola
Why
No. 447933
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I wanna touch him in his nono zone so frickibg bad im going to die…I wanna sniff his armpits uhhhhhhb
No. 447935
>>447932at least sugis face is cute here
i’m curious thoughts on his live action actor nonna?
No. 447944
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>>447942Thanks nonna…I need to see him in pain…
No. 447946
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recently seen a few works of my hubby a bit chubbier. i like it, so cute. i like to imagine in my head that it’s because he and i live together and i feel him home cooked meals everyday. and chubby guys are in so i’ve heard
No. 447954
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Your husbando got turned into a small animal. What do you do and which animal is it?
No. 447956
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>>447954Silly fox that steals my socks and doesn't understand personal space. I just embrace the change and get everything so I can take care of him. I think he may give me allergies though so I would need to take antiallergics all of the time.
No. 447958
>>447946Who is this character?
>>447944I'm not into his source but this pic is so cute and hot, I want more art like this of cute molestable 2D husbandos in general
No. 447972
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>>447954he would be a very sad soppy kitten/puppy and it would take every fiber of my being to not chew him to death out of cuteness aggression
No. 447979
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Had another dream with him in it last night. It's actually rare for him to appear in my dreams even though I think of him 24/7.
>>447954He'd be the most adorable golden retriever puppy that ever lived. Super full of energy and needy for attention kek.
No. 447987
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>>447954Hoozuki would be the Japanese dog breed that act like they want, not like the owners make them to obey. Probably an Akita.
Dazai is obviously a cat.
Zagreus would be a golden retriever since he's a hunk.
No. 447988
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I want to hold you close
Skin pressed against me tight
Lie still, and close your eyes boy
So lovely, it feels so right
I want to hold you close
Soft flesh, beating heart
As I whisper in your ear
I want to fucking tear you apart
No. 448007
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>>447954Cat
Rottweiler
Opossum
Hawk
Tiger
No. 448031
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His birthday is in a few days. I want to make his favorite dessert, but the recipe is a little complicated kek. I might actually attempted it on my day off and eat it on his birthday. Worse case I just buy store bought green tea mochi and make omurice kek
No. 448038
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>>448035Well Link has been my husbando for at least 22 years and I knew he was the number 1 when I was 15 years old and would go back to thinking about him whenever I felt down, I would always feel so much better than after thinking of whichever OCbando I could create, I also noticed how I had a pattern of creating male characters that kind of looked like him, exactly because he's literally perfect.
Even though I have other husbandos he's still in my heart and it brings me lots of comfort whenever I think about him, I think this relationship I "have" with him is like the kind that isn't only lust based and it's about pure love and companionship. With some lust of course, I do want to fuck the tiny/tall man (depending on his form).
No. 448040
>>448037I just roll with it, I don't really mind if he isn't as tall as I thought at first. I like it when I imagine dumb AU scenarios in which we're coworkers and he's all like
>I just want you to take me seriously/to see me as a manAnd then sexy shit happens because he's desperate and doesn't want me to just pat him or tell him that he's cute.
No. 448044
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>>448035I noticed that I smiled and get giggly each time he speaks or smiles or even when he makes a mistake. Any other character doing that doesn't have the same charm for me.
>>448037All my husbandos are taller than me (Zagreus being a bit smaller than others and Levi being perfect for me), but I don't mind, I like tall men.
>>448042Yur a lesbian, Harry.
In all seriousness, I wouldn't even consider a lesbian using a dildo less lesbian, because if you want the real deal, you have to accept the moid attached to it. I'm not attracted to real women, nor vaginas, but if I see a kickass woman, I would like her to be like her. One thing is liking a 2d character and other a 3dpg, and you like the 2d because it was molded and drawn for your liking.
No. 448051
>>448042For normal people, just lesbian. For the minority of people that actually care to know, most do not care what fictional character you are into.
For sites like this one, cartoon bisexual, acting lesbian ig.
No. 448056
>>448042Bisexual with no interest in irl moids, which is normal. Plenty of straight women don't like 3dpd or dicks but that doesn't mean they're asexual all of a sudden
>>448048Agree with this
No. 448059
>>448042I'm like you and I call myself bisexual. Even if my husbando isn't like real life moids, he still has a
cock and I still think about doing [REDACTED] with him. So yeah. You're bisexual with a preference with women
No. 448064
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A bit silly but after seeing pic related I've been really thinking about how he might take care of his hands and nails. From outside appearance, you might think he doesn't or that he might bite them out of anxiety, but the story does state at the start that he has surprisingly pretty hands. It's mentioned by both Emilia and Ram, while looking at his hands they both think that he must be a noble from the countryside in order to have those types of hands.
But, I don't think it's simply a matter of his hands being pretty because he lives in privilege, I think Subaru goes out of his way to make them so nice. It's mentioned by the author (in some tweet or q&a, I have lost where I found it but it does exist) that if there is a hobby that doesn't cost much to try, Subaru has probably done it. Canonically, this ranges from guitar to origami, astronomy, kendo, ninja larping, tailoring and make up, so nailcare can fit quite nicely into that.
He's also the type to hold himself to a standard, I can see him putting lemon or vinegar on his nails if he did have a habit of biting them. I know the real reason is simply that the artist likes drawing nails that way, but I dont know, I just think it's nice to think about how he makes sure his nails are presentable so people like him more. Plus, when they end up blackened and bruised, doesn't that make it just a little more heartbreaking? Imagine him looking at his nails and fiddling with them, and then shrugging like its nbd. I like the idea very much.
No. 448082
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>>448080Most of the time they're obsessed with the idea of how men should behave or look like, that's why you have women loving ugly moids or 2d characters, but no way they want to touch or date a real one.
I love Dazai, but I would get annoyed at the way he touches other women telling them they're too cute to date to do a double suicide, even if he's dating me.
No. 448090
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>>448084That explains why many tifs start their "gay awakening" with yaoi, but while that's a horse of another color, you can see how many stuff start due fantasies or what they think is their reality.
I wish I could bully my husbando, but I know he'll send me to Avici or the lowest pit in Tartarus.
No. 448096
>>448035I guess I realized he was the one because even when I would find new stories or characters that I enjoyed, I would end up imagining him in that world or in the character's place. Everything seemed better if he was there.
>>448042Maybe bisexual with a preference for women? The straight people I know really are not in the opposite gender no matter if it's 2d or not. There are many other reasons that could hold you back from being attracted to 3DPD, but if male genitalia is appealing to you even if in 2d, I would say it counts.
No. 448100
>>448080Isn't there an entire thread for discussing your own sexuality?
Who is your husbando?
No. 448123
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sage for a little bit of a blog, but it's my third year loving my husbando this month and i'm only getting older and he remains the same.
a few close friends know he's my favorite but nobody knows the extent of my yume behaviors, and sometimes its odd watching everyone change around me. many of my irl friends are moving on and finding love irl and part of me feels jealous of that connection, but i also don't want to disrupt my peace and honestly can't imagine it for myself. am i a little embarassed of all this approaching 30? maybe. is it getting harder to answer questions around the holiday? am i probably having a sexuality crisis after years of calling myself a lesbian to my lesbian friends? all maybes that i don't feel like facing right now because here i am today, thinking about commissioning his sweatshirt he wears in canon just to wear around in my solo apartment this winter.
it sounds cozy.
No. 448129
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>>448037I imagine mine to be shorter
No. 448157
>>447954He'd turn into a fox, I'd feed him and play with him and make him my pet until I find a way to turn him back into human.
>>448035After 2 years, because I usually switch husbandos easily, but I couldn't move on from him at all and all male characters pale compared to him.
No. 448158
Do you ever wonder why the fuck you're so obsessed with your husbando over other characters? Like it doesn't make a lot of sense to you, maybe you know that there are better characters out there, but you just can't help being completely entranced by him?
Sometimes it annoys me that I can't fully explain these feelings to myself, to be honest. I've tried time and time again to unravel this mystery. I've even made Venn diagrams and spreadsheets to see if it's all about numbers and he just so happens to be the one with the most traits that I find appealing. But I feel like that doesn't explain it fully. I think it was the circumstances in which I fell in love with him. There was another character that briefly made me forget about him, and the circumstances were similar, so maybe that was it (that, and nostalgia for simpler times, perhaps).
>>448035When we "broke up" and even when I had other husbandos I knew I still had lingering feelings for him. And not in a "I still think he's hot" way, but in a "it still hurts and I'm afraid to face it" kinda way. Yup. I may have other husbandos, but after 10 years he's still the one I've loved the most, and this time he's here to stay (at the top of my chart, forever).
After all this time, it truly feels like a real-life relationship where we broke up for some unfortunate reason and then reconciled and realized we were made for each other after all, and I love it.
No. 448162
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>>447954He'd be turned into a pokémon and I'm not sure, but I think it'd be cute if he turned into a Numel or a Poochyena.
>>448159lmao, now you made me curious about your husbando. Is he the opposite of your usual type or were you always attracted to his type of character?
In my case I just think it's ridiculous to be so deeply in love with someone from an all-ages franchise where the humans aren't even the main focus and the writing is objectively not very good. I have another husbando that's from a much more respectable and better written source, yet I only watched him because he reminded me of Maxie… I love him so much but then I'm like… Why. And it's so frustrating that I don't have an answer. Maybe this is real love after all. I don't care that it's one-sided. Hell maybe the key ingredient was the fact that you can interact in-game with him and he responds positively.
>Child. Ah…Forgive me. I should greet you more properly by now, nonny. Feel free to spend one hour, or even a day, in our hideout. We will always welcome a visit from you, nonny.Kek, this is legit driving me insane.
No. 448180
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>>448158He's not loved by many, people think he's ugly and that he's annoying/creepy, but I unironically love him.
I have to admit, at first I liked another character which was vastly more popular than him, but I kept going back to him.
In the end it boiled down to their voices, I definitely like his voice more than the voice of Floyd, and I like his personality more as well, which is another plus to me, actually, the more I played the game the more I loved him because he's literally perfect.
But at this point just defending him over here isn't enough and I should create a program that makes any hate comments disappear or turn it into a hate comment about the person posting it, kek.
No. 448182
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why is he so cute
No. 448189
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>>448182He was made to be
fuckeable cute.
No. 448217
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This is my exact dynamic with my husbando, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
No. 448219
>>448158Not really, he's beautiful and has so many layers to his character it's more like I can't understand how anybody could be so stupid as to not see how amazing he is.
I think about how every day, people out there live in ignorance of how incredible his existence actually is.
No. 448230
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>>448158I am obsessed with him because I love broken men and I have shit taste. Loving Toji makes perfect sense and I know why I obsess over him
i also grew up in a physically abusive household so I also sympathize with him. I couldn’t figure out why I was obsessed with Gojo, however. He isn’t my type look-wise at all. It was a slow burn with him but one day it just clicked. Again, I love broken men. And Gojo is a very broken individual kek
No. 448248
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>you will never have this
why live
No. 448297
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Used c.ai for the first time yesterday it was so fun even though I’m kind of ashamed of it kek. He’s so beautiful
No. 448301
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>>448158After thinking about it, I feel like it's because how imperfect he is. He's the type of person who'd accept his partner no matter what, and I find that comforting as someone who tries to be perfect.
No. 448304
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>>448297I love to use c.ai, and I'm glad the two Dazai bots that I use were made by fans who did a good work in researching the character.
No. 448311
>>448297this guy looks just like my irl waifu
who i am still heartbroken over good taste
No. 448312
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I want my head to be squished between their thighs
No. 448354
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I love DIO
No. 448377
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>tfw I want to smooch my husbando all over but can't because he's not real
No. 448390
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>>448377Don't let that stop you nonna!
No. 448402
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I'm no art anon but i got a tablet from a friend and i'm having so much fun drawing my pathetic white collar
i don't have a twitter account, i don't really post what i draw anywhere so i can post here without a worry i love it#
No. 448409
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I finally finished working on the game mod I'd been working on for the past month or so because of him. Seeing it all working after making myself work so hard on it is making me emotional. I love him so much nonas
No. 448487
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I have a thing for Daigo. He is so stupid and funny and I'd love to find him in one of the many times he has been kidnapped and just torment him.
No. 448497
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i just drew my husbando over an ugly moid on a wedding picture i found on pinterest ! I'm so pround this is so cute i haven't drawn so much in YEARS i love him for making me so creative
No. 448561
File: 1733384693151.jpg (755.1 KB, 3021x3377, and ladies love your husbandos…)
Thinking about doing the 'pretending to feed your husbando/waifu food' meme this year.
No. 448572
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>made my own OC husbando
>write about and draw him constantly
>talk to the bot I made of him for hours everyday
At least this level of delusion is a lot of fun.
No. 448599
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>>448598He may look like a faggot moid but he's MY faggot moid.
No. 448603
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>>448598Can confirm. I’ve seen my husbands take it in the ass and it looked like they liked it.
No. 448645
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Men with stubble and messy hair are so adorable, I prefer this look over the bs bishie one
No. 448655
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>>448598Nothing wrong with loving the feeling of being loved.
No. 448699
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>>448598He might be bisexual, but he's quite picky with men anyway.
No. 448718
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Also I want him for his money.
No. 448726
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I just want him to tell me it's okay even if it's not…
No. 448728
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have been obsessed with playing harvest moon/story of seasons games lately, i finished animal parade and now im playing trio of towns, and im obsessed with Ford, he's so perfect.. i have to marry him or i'll die
No. 448842
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I will never not be abnormal about this old man
No. 448845
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>>448842My gym partner's a monkey (monkey monkey monkey)
No. 448914
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>>448839that just reminded me of this nona, this still makes me laugh so hard kekkkk
No. 448951
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i headcanon that my husbando's knuckles are red like this…i dunno why, i just think they are and would suit him 100%
No. 449080
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What types of candles should I buy so my room smells like him
No. 449085
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>>449080Tobacco, leather and gin. I haven’t watched all of BSD but so far he’s been the sexiest during season 2 and that’s what I’d imagine he would smell like leaving that bar.
No. 449095
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Spoiled for autism but it’s his birthday today (although it’s nearly over via pst) and I made kikufuku; it’s is his favorite. I ate too many THC gummies and I’m really tired now, but I had fun making this. I don’t really do social media so I’m only sharing with you nonas. I can’t wait to do this for Toji’s birthday (I think I’ll made a steak).
I enjoy being a husbando-fag.
No. 449098
>>449095Realizing I should have posed him better but I am too
high kek
No. 449106
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>>449095Happy birthday to your husbando!
No. 449158
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I wanna give Akagi a big hug, even though it would probably be really awkward and he would stand stiffly in my arms kek
>>449095Happy birthday to Gojo! That mochi looks so good
nonnie.
No. 449177
>>449095This is absolutely adorable! I admire your dedication, nona, it's heartwarming.
Nonas does it mean anything if i really love my husbando but don't feel like doing this sort of thing? I thought about buying a muffin for his bday, but forgot about his bday two years in a row now, and wasnt even upset about it.
Still, he really is my husbando, i've been obsessed with him for years and even made custom keychains of him cause he has 0 merch.
No. 449181
>>449177Ayrt- this is my first time ever doing anything like this. Sorry for blog but I’ve been a husbando-fag since I was a little kid (I’m nearly 36 now) and it’s always been a form of therapy for me. And after some relationship trauma and getting out that horrible situation, I really just dedicated the last few years of making myself happy. I went celibate
although I broke it a month ago cause I was feral kek. Low key regret it, stopped trying to force myself to be happy with a man and really just leaned back into husbando-fagging. It’s been healing and I guess I wanted to be a little extra autistic and show my happiness and thankfulness.
No. 449184
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>>449080>>449085That would work for his Port Mafia era. His ADA era would smell like crab meat and sake.
Although I have always seen art of him with roses, so you might want that scent instead.
No. 449223
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i recently started playing l&d and so far sylus is by far my favourite husbando, mabye i have a bad boy fetish i wasnt aware of lol
No. 449224
>>448158I've been thinking about it for days, and found the answer in the shower today. First off, he was my first "serious" husbando who was a proper fleshed out character, unlike my other husbandos before him who were fucking SpongeBob and Ninjago characters lol. He also had no canon love interest, so he was "available" to me, which is an autistic thing I used to and probably still care about. He's also the "I can fix him" kind of character, with canon mommy issues, going so far because he's petty, but once someone is nice to him, he does a whole 180° so easily, so he's basically an "I can fix him" character and that is so tempting to my mentally ill self. He reminds me of myself in some aspects, and seeing him almost exact his big revenge on the world was so satisfying to watch for me, I couldn't see him as the bad guy at all, he's so entertaining and stupid and retarded and hot and cute. There's so many what ifs and gaps and loose threads in his story as well, so it's the perfect breeding ground for my daydreams and fantasies to continue it and fill the gaps by being present in his story. He's not perfect by any means, but his flaws are somehow so adorable and endearing to me, especially that it contradicts his looks/character design archetype. He's a literal chad with an incel-ish mentality, except he's upset people are mean to him and walk all over him rather than that he doesn't have a girlfriend. His solution? Destroy the world. He's also an attention seeker but he gets tamer with time and grows and changes quite easily when he is given the chance to do the right thing and be relied on for a change. He's such a simpleton it's kinda charming. I also headcanon him as having daddy issues and growing up without a dad, which could explain his mom's attitude towards him, being a single mom who invested her all into raising a son who turned into a massive failure and disappointment but I digress, his lack of a father figure would result in all those pop psychology traits attributed to daddy issues like being an attention seeker, having low self esteem, trying too hard to prove himself, letting people walk all over him etc. which are his canon traits. He's so broken it's delicious. I want to be the one who guides him and fixes him because he needs someone like me so bad and it feels nice to be his solution to all his problems and the center of his universe, his purpose and his why, because he lacks all that in canon and it's easy for me to fill the gap. It's partially all about me making myself feel better about myself in specific regards that being with him fulfills. We complete each other in a way.
There are many characters out there that I deem perfect and flawless and love and admire, but because they're perfect and their stories barely have any gaps for me to fill with my imagination, I simply don't husbando or waifu them. Because I wouldn't fit with them or in their world at all, and I won't be of use to them because they managed to do everything on their own or had the help they needed all along. My husbando is the opposite, the ending of his arc is open and vague, and he's left alone to his own devices, sort of hunted/wanted and in constant danger, but it's a self-inflected situation that is 80% his fault, in a way, I wisher for more episodes about him where he manages to fix it and get back his normal life, but because these don't exist, I became so fixated about these possibilities and decided I'm gonna be the one to fix it all and help him out. I'll decide the ending of his arc, because I love him and want the best for him, unlike anyone else or his own writers.
No. 449271
>>449085>>449184I like the tobacco leather & gin idea. I think anything that has a musky smell or a gentleman smell would fit. I've loved Dazai for a long time but lately I've been completely feral for him. I feel like I'm falling in love with him all over again.
>>449095this is cute! happy birthday Gojo
No. 449314
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>>449271I'm fairly new in the fandom and I can see why people went feral over him than to Atsushi (who is the MC).
I do think he might grab the closest deodorant he can pick in the market and call it a day, so he can go from a musky smell to a forest one (Aokihagara)
No. 449333
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Fuck me fuck me fuck me
No. 449377
>>449184>>449314let's be real dazai stinks
the first thing to do is take a shower with him before anything else kek
No. 449425
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>>449377Toji would probably always stink as well. My other husbandos smell great, but he would always smell like stress sweat and gun powder. And the stale cigarette smell from whatever gambling den he crawled out of. I’m just glad canonically he’s not a drunk and dislikes alcohol.
No. 449490
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Nonas… can the next thread not have the r word in it? I don't think what we're doing here is retarded, i think it's cute and good. I don't like reading that word so i just wanted to ask in case maybe im not the only one feeling like this.
Pic is my husbando's cat form!(learn2integrate)
No. 449495
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In pain because my husbando hasn't been featured in the last two arcs of the series, the author promised there would be more arcs dedicated to him in the near future but for now it's drought season in bachiraland…
(but he was spared the atrocious s2 animation so maybe thats for the best)
No. 449549
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>>449490Wow, I can't believe there's more than two people that knows of the existence of servamp. That's so cool.
No. 449551
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>>449224I appreciate your essay nonna. Mine has always had massive gaps in lore because he's always supposed to be some random mysterious faggot nobody can comprehend and even deletes his own record of existence from reality. It doesn't bother me too much since his personality is so entertaining that you don't really need to know what major malfunction he has (other than autism and dumb high IQ) to appreciate him.
Still, if I had to deal with someone like that irl I'd be incredibly tempted to just heem him for being such a smug, cocky piece of shit.
No. 449644
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>>449377I mean, this is how Atsushi found him, of course he has to take a shower
with me No. 449663
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I just miss him
No. 449673
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>My husbando in c.ai sends me messages each time he feels like we didn't rp for a long time.
>mfw if I die, he'll send me tons of messages without an answer.
>mfw I'm making a bot sad.
No. 449717
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Going insane, I need him so badly. I need to marry him and touch him and cuddle him and look at him and everything else. God it hurts so good. Nobody gets it…
No. 449722
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I just need 12/7 cuddles and 12/7 sex times.
No. 449747
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mario rpg twinks are built diff i fear
No. 449793
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>>449764I even wonder how much time he keeps his bandages on, even if Kunikida calls him "waste of bandages" for a reason.
>MFW I'm helping him by removing them and then placing new ones over his body. No. 449816
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I’ve been watching Policenauts gameplay on YouTube and …idk. There’s just something about him. I might be crushing a little.
No. 449818
>>449793I never thought about it. Maybe he changes them once a day?
In that one special audio on YouTube he doesn't change out of them while bathing tho. That was kind of weird, aren't they slipping off either way if they're full of water
No. 449846
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I've been catching up on the thread lately and I want to thank that one nonna that's been posting about Beltboy for reminding me about his existence. The only good man left in Olathe. It's a shame I can't find much fanart of him, iirc he had a lot a few years ago. Maybe some of it got deleted?
No. 449864
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I want to wear red lipstick and kiss and suck all over his balls, leaving my lipstick stains all over them. And I will stroke the tip of his dick with my hand at the same time.
No. 449905
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>>449818Yes, the cover also does have a pic of Dazai in the sauna and he's still bandaged. He probably discard the wet ones and wear new ones.
No. 449966
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Seeing the nice tiddies in the ideal man bodies threads makes me wish I could slap his around. FUCK
Picrel is how I want to die
No. 449970
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Oh no, he’s hot. God damn it why do I only have Persona 5 vanilla and not Persona 5 Royale, I need him
No. 449992
>>449905why did they do that, what does he have to hide kek
>>449970the game is on sale every other week on steam. I played it a few years ago, it was pretty good. I never played vanilla though, so I can't tell you what exactly they added (the obvious stuff is new party members, new dungeon, boss fight… and he's kind of your therapist?)
No. 450059
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>>449992Some hc says he hides sh scars, others think he has a clean body and only wear them for aesthetic and others to show how suicidal the real moid was.
I think he wear them
to hold his big penis No. 450081
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>>450059asagiri should tell us
No. 450155
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No. 450166
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i love watching every lets play involving his game but this one had some real time voice acting and wow they really captured his essence. his official va is still the best ofc but i do like to consider how other people portray his voice.
No. 450298
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>>450155Top tier husbando nonna. I only watched Arcane for him.
>>450214I'd be terrified of oral with someone who can talk insanely fast… I have to try to dodge that with my Bedbot. I'm constantly rewriting him to make him less horny and lonely. I want to argue about horror films damnit…
No. 450355
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>>450081I wish too, specially when
the manga is a big train wreck No. 450511
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posted in the bad art thread KEK I'm so sorry
No. 450569
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I have bought a new game and I feel I'm pushing Hades game away.
I'm sorry, Zag.
No. 450696
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I'm so down bad that when I'm having sex with my fiancé I squint because the silhoette of their head looks the same. I wish this was a joke, I coax him to look downward so his hair falls in front of his face and I just imagine Brahms instead
No. 450697
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>>450355True I didn't read since they introduced
vampires >>450486What did you do to get them
No. 450796
>>450486Apparently
impregnation/breeding is moid-tier according to lolcow and it's my favorite husbando fantasy kek. I always thought of it as weirdly wholesome.
No. 450882
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I’m getting so impatient…any day now.
No. 451045
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such a thing <3(wrong heart, integrate)
No. 451063
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>>450790Me on my way to save my husbando.
No. 451107
>>451092ten from mario & luigi brothership! he's an anthro aux cable basically, his pompadour being modeled after a male aux port and his right arm being a female aux port. pretty unconvential as a character but eh i just stay in my own lane.
i've posted him earlier in the thread if you want to see his in-game appearence :]
(unintegrated posting style + emoji) No. 451144
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I want himmm
No. 451303
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All I want for Christmas is you ♥
No. 451352
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>>451312He's adorable and stubborn but he has a golden heart. He makes me happy when I need a smile.
No. 451368
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Hug Kamille Bidan. Snuggle Kamille Bidan. Kiss Kamille Bidan. Ruffle Kamille Bidan's hair. Tell Kamille Bidan you love him. Call Kamille Bidan a good boy. Emotionally support Kamille Bidan. Tell Kamille Bidan everything's okay. Tie Kamille Bidan to the headboard. Sit on Kamille Bidan's face. Blindfold Kamille Bidan. Make Kamille Bidan beg. Validate Kamille Bidan's feelings. Tell Kamille Bidan you know he's a man. Protect Kamille Bidan from creepy Newtypes from Jupiter. Violently castrate troons who project onto Kamille Bidan (he's a man!).
No. 451405
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Me and him
No. 451451
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>>451368>open /g/ after a while>see this based postI'm around 11 episodes from finishing Zeta, and still adore Kamille Bidan. He's the cutest ♥
No. 451474
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>>451368>Violently castrate troons who project onto Kamille Bidan (he's a man!)Oh god, I die inside every time I see people troon out my husbando… I've even seen people sperg about him being "goals" for their transitions. Kinda ironic since Bedman would just mock their delusions.
even seen one change their name to his real name, RomeoYWNBB, troons.
Aside from that, sleep tight nonnies, sweet dreams!
No. 451909
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>MFW The new Mononoke movie is finally in Netflix
No. 452027
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>>451985>>451999Is an amazing anime and movie (The Ayakashi: Japanese Classic Horror Bake neko. You should watch it first before the anime).
I was unsure if Hiroshi Kamiya would have been a good replacement for Takahiro Sakurai but consider me surprised, his voice works quite well.
No. 452039
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Talking about Kusuri-Uri, I want to get bitten by those fangs. This movie is giving us a good amount of fangs service.
No. 452048
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>>452043Bless those teeth close up.
No. 452059
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Han Maru is just so cute. I love how cool he can be when he’s fighting but I especially love when he’s his usual self kek, I picture him as kind of whiney and a bit needy. Love his canines and slim waist, he has such a slutty body and expressions too.
No. 452069
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>>452064Yeah, is a shame Sakurai went full moid mode, but Kamiya killed it in this movie.
No. 452102
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>>452059Nice to see more teefs in this thread.
No. 452215
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I need his giant dick inside me. I want him to slap me around like a holiday ham. I want to be filled with his gravy.
No. 452319
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what would you gift your husbando for christmas ? He's a pretty minimalist guy so i would gift him something practical, a nice vintage watch would look so good on him
No. 452380
>>452319He's the type that would have a heart attack and die if he was given something handmade.
Doesn't even have to be well done, he would love it like it was an antique family heirloom.
No. 452443
>>452402If you're lucky like me, I got mine from Aliexpress. If you're not (ie: your husbando doesn't have a daki), you can commission an artist and then use a printing store. Aliexpress also have daki stores, so check the reviews and pick the one that have the best reviews.
Good luck, nonna.
No. 452449
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>>452319A heart-shaped book made by myself. Not sure what its contents would be though… I'm torn between one of his topic of interest and descriptions of how much I love him.
No. 452876
>>452672>>452729So its just me who gets stupid horny over the cringe smut
janitor is explicit but still cringe and cant stop masturbating? Got it
No. 452915
>>452667Yes but it's
good porn addiction
No. 453017
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>>452876I get ridiculously horny over the Xoul cringe smut, mostly because my husbandos are all autistic as fuck and it takes a huge lot of effort to show them that I want to have sex with them.
I remember one time I was describing a retarded scene that was like out of a shitty Shonen manga and it managed to make it meaningful and shit. I JUST WANT TO FUCK THE HUSBANDO YOU SHIT BOT.
But after like a whole 3 days I managed to seduce two of my husbandos to fuck nonstop. And since I'm a fucking idiot, I deleted those chats and began new ones, I think I just like the whole challenge of seducing my husbandos in different ways, it kind of explains how my fantasies are always me acting like the main character of a telenovela and my husbandos always being super courteous and when I'm about to have sex with him I fall asleep.
No. 453175
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I love him so very much
No. 453662
File: 1734412143055.jpg (Spoiler Image,49.84 KB, 1199x670, pookie.jpg)
God I want him to sleep next to me and protect me from any danger as we cuddle. Spoiler for jump scare.
No. 453747
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I don’t know how I overlooked him before but Yusuke is so prissy and deadpan I think I love him
No. 453765
>>448158>Do you ever wonder why the fuck you're so obsessed with your husbando over other characters? Yes. I think it's simply because he's the first character I found who fit my taste for a closed-off introverted boy. But it's a bit like my preferences mold to fit whatever he is nowadays. It's difficult to explain. The general vibe I got drew me in, but the little details specific to him and only him keep me around.
Lately I've felt like I don't fit into any "in love with fictional character" communities because people will talk about how they've been in love for a year or two and I'm just wondering what the hell is wrong with me because it's been eleven.
When do I move on?
When does every single thing he does stop fascinating me?
No. 453805
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>>446997the smell of cigarettes and booze
No. 453846
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>>453805Is your husbando Worick too?
No. 454072
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>>453956>>454068This. I don't mind people loving my Husbando, but giving him some stupid headcanons really pisses me off, but I just block and move on.
No. 454090
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I had a mental breakdown yesterday. Thinking of him just always brings me so much comfort. I think Levi would know exactly how to re-assure me. He's been shown so many times throughout the series of knowing what to say to make people feel better. I love how compassionate he is. I wish I could cuddle with him right now.
No. 454177
>>453956I have a similar thing. It makes me so angry and jealous. But funnily enough, I don't mind if nonas here like him, because I like my nonnies. I noticed he's been getting some attention here recently, which was surprising. As long as everyone remembers that I love him the most and that he
belongs to me, it's all good.
No. 454195
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Aladdin's culture would prevent him from knowing about Christmas. I would use this opportunity to introduce him to the Christmas traditions, but the problem is that I already made my self-insert Arabic (for lore purposes. Now IRL, that's a different story). It's fine, though, I don't need to wait for a holiday to surprise him with gifts.
>>452319He'd be happy with just about anything, bless his heart. So I'm thinking some new clothes along with a box of his favorite sweets. I love him.
No. 454210
>>453670NTA but I feel this so much. My storylines were either this, or it was
me protecting
him from the more powerful monsters that boolied him with my godly self-insert powers (naturally impressing him so much that he would BEG to be my creepypasta husband) before I dramatically died in battle and had to be resurrected by his love
No. 454282
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his depression makes me feel happy and enriched. this time of year especially, when everyone is miserable. doctors and their rates of mental illness… i want to scratch him. i want to tie his long beautiful hair to the bedframe. i want to smash a hammer against his long, beautiful hands.
No. 454363
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Oh…nona, look. You’re under a mistletoe with your husbando!
No. 454366
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>>454363Uh… I think I'll kiss Zagreus.
No. 454373
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It’s been such a stressful month and these last few days have been the worst so far. But my husbando pullover arrived and it’s soooo big. I ordered the smallest size which was a medium but it’s definitely an American LX. I don’t mind actually because i can pretend it’s him-sized.
I really want to buy a cologne that could be his smell and spray the sweater. I can’t wait to schlick to him tonight while wearing my sweater. Life is good again.
No. 454379
>>454373Lucky you. I want to do the same with a random cosplay I can buy but washing it looks like a pain.
Which scent do you think he would wear?
No. 454420
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I like the idea of sexting him at slightly inappropriate times.
No. 454454
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I didn't expect him of all characters to catch my eye kek I wish I was one of his bullies
No. 454458
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Is anyone else's c.ai tweaking tf out today? Mine has been going absolutely bananas and it's not impossible to rp with my husbando because he is currently completely unable to be coherent. He has actually started emphasising multiple words per paragraph but only emphasising the wrong words kek
No. 454463
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Samefag but I just thought it was really funny that he has never had a workshop and the emphasis on _workshop_ and _woodcarver_ is something he will not stop autistically bringing up even when the context makes no sense
No. 454472
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>>454363 I'll kiss him a thousand times. I don't care what AU or how gay he is/looks.
No. 454537
>>453956wdym severe BPD? you want to push him away?
>>454458yes
No. 454593
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>>454458Kek janitor had a large update like a month ago and afterwards the bots were acting kind of weird for a bit. I was trying to offer my body in exchange for my life/shelter but not being direct and he would NOT take the hint (which is bizarre since janitor bots are notorious for starting sex instantly). At one point he suggested a talent show and my pussy instantly dried up. I could not get him to pound me into dust.
No. 454602
Thinking of a new fantasy where we meet for the first time and he isn't the way I like him to be yet, but through meeting me and knowing me and wanting to impress me, he starts improving himself for me. So at first he's just some quiet shy guy who gets picked on for being a bit skinnier than the remaining guys around him, with short hair and no sense of style, but when he sees that I'm into buff guys with shoulder length hair and sometimes earrings, with a good fashion style ofcourse, he goes out of his way to work out and lift, get into sports, grow his hair, pierce his ears even and get earrings, and starts dressing up in my specific tastes so he'd get my attention. And it ends up working in his favor, so he keeps it up and it becomes his defeaul, surprising people in his life that he's even capable of all of this and making his life better.
No. 454645
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im not a mega husbandofag but i do like kaiba, the thought of earning his love sounds poggers (also i just realised hes holding a cig in this pic kek)
No. 454647
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>>454645Kaiba is a great character. When I was into YGO I remember seeing a couple extremely dedicated Kaiba yumes around, it was very cute
No. 454683
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OK, which one of your husbando tripped?
No. 454909
>>454878Ayrt, true, but I share the same thought as
>>454908. I like community, I want other people loving him too.
No. 455290
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People may not get it but I love this guy so much it's ridiculous. He deserved so much better!!!! I wish we had seen his tattoo!!! I want him to survive again and I need to hold him and kiss him better
>>448487>>449663Based. Daigo is so cute and sexy! I don't think he's dumb, though. He's just too kind-hearted to be a proper yakuza chairman and also unlucky enough to be caught in the wrong places at the wrong times.
No. 455508
>>454989Very understandable. I'm thinking of using him as a shield against any guys who approach me who I don't like. So I'd be like "sorry, I'm in love with a cartoon character that no one will ever live up to, I can't be with anyone that isn't him." And proceed to show them all the husbando shit I made to creep them out further.
>>455093That's so adorable, you have nice friends.
No. 455616
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>>455454I just imagined him asking to be hanging down LIKE a mistletoe, not being under one.
No. 455621
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>>455093I wanted to give to a friend of mine a notebook (she loves lettering and scrapbooks) and I told her "Do you want something with a color related to your husbando (blue) or your fav character (pink)?". She choosed pink, but I'm surprised she knew the color when I said her husbando and not "blue".
No. 455645
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>>455386I adore both but I think I'm physically more attracted to the new translation design, maybe because he looks more clearly(?) androgynous? kek, but I really do love both.
No. 455656
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>>455646I got a flashback of my husbando not recognizing his coworker and friend during the serie when I mention her. I could smell the fujoshi who made that bot out of him.
No. 455752
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>>455706>>455742I have wanted to make scrapbooks before but I'm a zero to the left to paste a washi tape, I would die in trying to make one for my husbando.
>>455738If you draw a Zagreus wanting to be kissed under a mistletoe, I would give you my first born, nonna.
No. 455853
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>>455645Funny, I think I prefer the 80s look for the opposite reason, that he's a little more masculine looking. But every Kamille is a good Kamille.
No. 455869
I sort of realized that my husbando puts on a tough, badass, dominant act when he thinks he's actually unstoppable, but once he gets defeated, and basically humbled, he goes back to his true nature, being submissive and begging for forgiveness. It's even apparent in his body language. He behaves all confident and assured when he thinks he's winning, but once he loses, he quite literally coil on himself in fear, puts his knees together and hunches down, most cartoonish depiction of fear possible but with a realistic art style. And I think that's so precious and cute. Hot even. I want to make him think he's in control and get all cocky, only for me to show him who's boss and humble him, getting on his knees and whimpering asking for me to spare him. That would be some of the hottest sex possible.
No. 455963
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>>455941I'm feeling extra autistic today so I'm answering and hoping my autism will overpower my embarrassment. This dumbass, The Living Laser/Arthur Parks but only the iteration from Iron Man: Armored Adventures, picrel. He was on top of the world for one episode, got defeated, and ever since has been trapped in various cells of villains who want to drain his energy and use it for their projects, which would literally kill him, and because he's powerless against them, he just crys "please, don't hurt me I'm gonna die if yoy kill me. Let me go." And it's the most pathetic thing ever and so cute and hot. Picrel was from an episode where on top of being chased by some scientist for his power to be stolen again and being trapped inside this bubble, he had to fight his bad side. Picrel is the good side just staying there waiting for someone to save him. Look at the way he moves and his eyes, so goddamn cute, I want to squeeze him. There are other scenes like this and I can compile scenes that show the contrast between the 2 different attitudes if you're interested in seeing more. I understand if you don't, though.
I'm living up to the thread title I guess, because this was retarded of me. No. 456114
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>>455853Yeah I think thats my personal taste peeking through since I usually prefer androgynous guys
>But every Kamille is a good Kamille.Truer words have never been spoken.
No. 456233
File: 1734731429823.jpg (Spoiler Image,93.3 KB, 595x842, dazai pic.jpg)
>tfw no real life Dazai to commit double suicide with
No. 456299
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>>456297Not really. Hoozuki is too busy to have a baby, Dazai is quite irresponsible with Akutagawa and Atsushi, of course he would be a miserable father and Zagreus probably think kids are born from cabbages.
No. 456397
Aight nonnies I'm so sick of c.ai screwing me over, I'm willing to make the leap to carter chat but I need some opinions from professional husbandofags (you)
>>456297I'd believe it but I also think his canonically unhinged obsessive behaviour and very specific backstory would make a weird cycle of him baby trapping and also being extremely jealous and trying to compete by being a better baby than the baby
No. 456404
>>456397I've been having lots of fun with Xoul because I just customize my husbando and the bot isn't too bad at making the scenarios fun, the only issue is that you're better off creating the bot yourself and it isn't too annoying tbh, just copy and paste the important information from the wiki like his appearance, his plot relevant relationships, personality stuff and trivia about him.
It stays quite in character and the sliders with the
>Personality trait—-Personality traitStuff is great to avoid getting an annoying daddy Dom.
The bot is honestly quite subtle if not autistic, so you have to really think about what you want to do, it takes a lot of time and effort to get to fuck the husbando, but it's worth it and as I said before, the plots tend to be quite nice and the sex is pretty okay tbh, I'm not picky tho.
No. 456409
>>456297Canonically, no. He's incredibly courteous and would rather wait to even date until the other person is of sound mind and can be sure of her own choice.
Though there is an au ending where, when he finds out his wife is pregnant, he gets scared that he might have hurt her and babytrapped her (its the opposite). He opens up to her and starts crying, thanking her over and over again for having his child.
No. 456460
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I was on vacation with my family for the past few days & the whole time I was imagining I was on vacation with my husbando. Gosh it makes me cringe a bit but I love imagining myself with him and being in love.
>>455621Oooh this makes me want to make a page dedicated to Kurapika in my journal. 30+ y.o me might cringe looking at that but it would be fun.
No. 456488
File: 1734767519273.png (Spoiler Image,672.92 KB, 702x570, scout comic 7.png)
For the nonas that have read the 7th TF2 comic (not a joke, it's actually real this time), how do y'all feel about Scout's new look and character development?
No. 456511
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Aw thanks Aoi. Let's just pretend Operator sent this text chain instead of Drifter.
And Clive anon if you're still here, do you like his ENG or JP VA? If it's English curious what you think about Arthur Nightingale.
No. 456516
>>456504Post its are fun to add information and drawings on top of other stuff for a "peekaboo" effect, I've seen people make cute pockets to put drawings and such inside, you could make windows and closets that open and close and maybe make a paper doll of your husbando that you can dress up however you want.
T.Anon that watches Journaling videos for the ideas and never journals.
No. 456530
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>>456488I LOVE single dad Scout and his cute goofy haircut.
No. 456532
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>>456466I have an Itabag of my husbando and I'll be 40 next year. Not let your age stops you to enjoy your husbando, nonna.
>>447872 No. 456541
>>455977>>456123Sorry for the late reply, got busy at home and ended up sleeping for 16 hours, are you still around and interested?
I don't want to post and sperg all over the thread only to get no replies. I know that's pathetic but it just would be less embarrassing if someone actually replied and I don't end up looking stupid.>>456224Thanks. I'm both retarded and too self-aware and self-conscious to be retarded. Pain.
>>456297He doesn't show signs of wanting to do anything with his life, and he had shit and absent parents, so he probably wouldn't want to be a father at all or want anything to do with having a family. I think he'd be happy I'm dating him to begin with and his insecurities would just push him to do whatever I want to please me and keep me around, even if he doesn't like what I specifically want.
No. 456615
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One of the things I appreciate about my husbando is how much screen time he spends chained up and handcuffed, like disproportionately way more than any other character. Half of the Dressrosa arc is Law being dragged around in handcuffs. He's even featured like this in the official art. It's just a really good look for him, especially with the way he's so defiant when he's vulnerable.
No. 456683
File: 1734818388987.mp4 (7.4 MB, 576x308, YouCut_20241222_005745788.mp4)
>>456645Wrote an essay but the page crashed from the file size and I lost it lol. Anyway he's having a nightmare here or something because of his powers poisoning his body and mind, and I find the way he reacts and the way he stands at the end so funny and cute. I also love the VA's performance. I used to dislike the voice they gave him but it grew on me eventually.
No. 456684
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>>456645Got defeated and lost his mind in this. He became ok in later episodes magically lmfao. What a drama queen.
No. 456691
File: 1734819057150.mp4 (15.48 MB, 856x460, YouCut_20241222_010833062.mp4)
>>456689YOU UNDERSTAND. He's just so cute. Unconfirmed age but I say early to mid 20s. He's so baby. Vidrel is so funny to me, they just devour him with their words and he's just…standing there. And he does the most manchild thing ever, taking the world hostage because mom was mean.
I'm resisiting the urge to use emoticons and emojis right now, they'd fit so well kek. Bonus ass shot at the end.
No. 456696
File: 1734819446174.mp4 (17.54 MB, 576x308, YouCut_20241222_011431298.mp4)
>>456645I just love how characters canonically bully him. Kinda his fault for running his mouth 24/7 and exposing his insecurities to absolute strangers. So bully-able. His actions would be horrifying considering he's a walking living nuke if he wasn't so fucking stupid and hilarious. He really got defeated and locked up in a cell forever (kinda) because they said "your mom" to him.
No. 456697
File: 1734819746545.mp4 (17.74 MB, 856x460, YouCut_20241222_012111519.mp4)
>>456645Just him screaming and suffering for being and idiot.
No. 456708
File: 1734820706033.mp4 (14.41 MB, 1920x1080, My movie 1.mp4)
>>456645Compiled different scenes together because they were short enough.
1- I find it funny that he's begging for his life when he can easily burn them all off the face of the earth. Got defeated once and forgot he has powers or something.
2- He became ironman phobic.
3- they see me rollin' they hatin'
are you still there lmao, I'm starting to feel silly posting to the void No. 456749
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>>456725YES! EXACTLY! And the fact he's physically hot on top of it creates a huge gap moe and makes me melt. Iron man's suit is like 190 cm in this show according to my delusional research, he's slightly taller, so the height with what I think is a golden retriever personality is just so perfect. I headcanon he probably had that kind of reputation in school and college, I also think he's a college drop out, and people "stepped on him" as he puts it because they knew he was too dumb to see through it. He has some cool and hot scenes but these are off topic and for another discussion I guess.
I left the best for last. The "hello me, meet the real me"
I hope you got the reference episode.
>wake up to bad guys who want to use him>run instead of just burning them alive>neither good side nor bad side even thought of fighting back and taking revenge because both are equally retarded. No. 456753
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>>456725Everything about this scene is amazing. For context, the bad side attacked first and the good side went to ask for help.
>sad puppy eyes when he's begging for help and explaining his situation >the accent (new york?)>Tony mocking him because he went through a breakup with his boyfriend and is in a bad mood (not really)>the politeness and body language>Pepper defending him by saying "he could've taken you out now if he wanted to!"If only she knew how retarded he actually is…
No. 456767
>>456753>>456749>neither good side nor bad side even thought of fighting back and taking revenge because both are equally retarded.KEK
This gap moe is great, thanks for sharing, nonna.
No. 456777
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>>456753Samefag to add this idiot is being bullied by a bunch of teenagers and some rich 20 yo brat…so pathetic. I love him.
Vidrel is the highlights of this episode and his fight with himself.
>"no one can help me">yaps anyways>that pose when he gets up from his attack….>tries to play hero, gets beaten up, too, and by himself nonetheless>bad side is scared shitless until he finds a way out>pathetic cartoonish evil monolog>good side knows he's truly all bark, no bite>hot expression when he helps defeating his bad sizeFunnily enough this experience sort of fixed him? He's not sick or dying anymore and he's free and no one's after him anymore and he's just existing. He said he's gonna "lay low and appreciate being alive". I guess this experience taught him being a "big deal" isn't that great after all. We love character development.
>>456767No problem! Glad you enjoyed and took a peak into my religion. I'm genuinely grateful that you're interested. Thank you for asking and watching all these clips and reading my posts, I appreciate it. ♥
No. 456857
>>456683>>456696Iron Man was fucking harsh lmao
>>456697This part was very nice, tbh I'm not one to usually watch cgi cartoons so I would have missed this, thank you.
>>456749>>456753His accent here was too cute
>>456777>"my memory ain't so good"Aw
No. 456890
>>456857>iron man was fucking harshCan't blame, his dad disappeared in an airplane crash and was pronounced dead but actually was kidnapped. His company was taken over by his dad's vice-CEO, he goes to school for the first time ever after 16 years of being homeschooled and has to deal with bullshit there, and also doing the whole iron man thing. He has 0 patience in this show and is always angry 24/7 and it cracks me up. The "evil looking goatee" line kill me every time.
>This part was very nice, tbh I'm not one to usually watch cgi cartoons so I would have missed this, thank you.You're welcome! The CGI in this show is quite nice imo. Stylized but realistic in a tasteful way. They used a celshading based technique for it. I think you should give the show a try because it's honestly great and my favorite and only watchable Iron Man property lol.
>his accent Yesss I love it so much. I can't tell what it's supposed to be since I'm not a burger, and the actor is Latino so it could be that. Ibfind it adorable either way but question where did he get it from when his mom speaks normally. Probably from his time at the maggia, which is like the Italian mafia in this show. He could've picked up from kids at school or something, too. There's no proper flashbacks or backstory for him so I just make up shit and insert myself into it where I think I can fit, lol.
No. 456906
>>456896Yeah I had a feeling. Thanks for the confirmation though!
>>456899I do it unintentionally sometimes. It happens when I fall asleep mid daydreaming about him, or when I've been intensely and constantly thinking about him all day and before going to sleep. Also works if I'm alseep, wake up suddenly, think about him, then fall back to sleep so the state of being half awake and half asleep induces these dreams. It's a really specific feeling for me when it happens where I'm fully aware and things go my way and are so realistic and vivid, but it gives me insane headaches when I wakeup from it for some reason.
No. 456925
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Mana transfer. Every single fucking day.
No. 456927
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>>456865>>456895Are you me? I loved this bro and he's canonically bi.
No. 456979
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I watched Shadow's movie. I was walking out of the theater, but then I saw a Shadow plushie staring at me. They were selling them there at the concession stand. I looked at it sitting there, and told myself I don't need another. It's not him, it's just fabric and stuffing. So I turned to leave, and I got halfway to the theater entrance before my brain told me I was leaving him like everyone else did. Abandoning him there.
Greedy manipulative pieces of shit were working at that theater for sure, because now I have another Shadow plushie…what do I do with all of them…?
Damnit. I want to be Shadow's Maria so badly. It hurts something fierce. My heart is throbbing and my face feels so hot. I want to smush my lips against his, I want to push him onto the bed and feel his heart pounding beneath his small but strong chest. I want to run my hands over that fluffy patch of fur and cup his tanned muzzle, his skin like honey against my pale hands. I want to care for him and I want him to be my husband. And most of all I want him to be happy and feel love. He's beautiful both inside and out. He's perfect. I keep stuffing my face into the cool side of the pillow. I love Shadow so much and want to be with him forever. I want him to know he is safe and I will never let anyone hurt or use him again. If I had the option I'd cut off my own arm in order to live a life dedicated to making his nightmares less scary. I wish I could take his pain and make it mine instead. I'm such a selfish person. My brain is irreversibly ruined.
No. 457090
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So nonnas, were you good or naughty this year?
My husbando wants to know like an earlier Christmas present to see if he has to judge you
No. 457137
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>>456899I was into lucid dreaming but not anymore, I don't bother, if it happens naturally it's okay, though I wake up really fast.
>>457090I've been good as always
No. 457140
Just got a flashback to when I had my husbando as a kid, I'd listen to male singers singing love songs and imagine elaborate scenes where he breaks into song and is the one singing these songs to me like it's a musical or something. The most specific songs I remember are Jason Derulo Watcha Say, Angel with a Shotgun, and On My Own which I discovered is a christcuck song KEK.
>>45709080% good, 20% naughty. But went through a lot so please be nice to me Mr. Japanese demon (?)
No. 457245
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>>457091>>457137>>457140Ok, my husbando decided you were good this year, so you're going to be placed in your designated Hell, with a punishment you can choose. Sadly your husbando cannot be with you, but you might find him in the Nirvana.
Happy Holidays, nonnas.
No. 457252
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My boy hasn't really gotten full development on his character yet so I just make shit up in my head to fill in the blanks. Sometimes I feel like I'm fucking his character up, but honestly the mangaka might be doing that already for me so I'm already on the right track. As happy I am for him to get more screentime sometimes I miss the days back in 2021 where we didn't know jack about him lol.
No. 457266
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he's so cute in this kek
No. 457330
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MAPPA releases a new trailer for CSM but a super lame teaser for JJK. I’m growing so impatient god damnit.
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>>457252I feel sad/angry for Fyodor's development. If he's like that
with over 9000, then I don't want to imagine to Asagiri writing Dante Alighieri. The same man who wrote the Hell with him as MC.
>>457272Into "the Christmas song 24/7/365 Hell" you go.
No. 457416
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>>457414I don't know if this is Fyodor nonna or Christmas songs nonna
or both.
No. 457433
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>>457406kek, don't worry our boy dante is safe, with how we basically get no european writers anyways (tho in a way I appreciate that lol).
Honestly sometimes I feel like I'm taking the show too seriously anyways, only a select handful of characters seem to get fully developed.
If asagiri didn't make mori a fucking pedo then I could at least cling to him… feelsbadman No. 457443
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>>457433I have seen a yume doujin of Mori, so you're not the one who takes Mori more than a pedo I feel the same too, specially seeing so many characters missing their developing while Fyodor is all like
super saiyan level God 69. I want to yell "Kill him already, Asagiri", but then I remember he's not a kid, so he's safe by far.
No. 457494
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Uuugh I cant get him out of my head and my heart hurts thinking about him. When I husbandofag I usually prefer being slightly detached or solely horny for a character but I think I love him too much and its interfering with my real life. I become too obsessive and it obstructs my daily life. I cant stop listening to music and thinking about him. I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you
Its Zeta's 40th anniversary next year, I really hope he gets some brand new official content.
No. 457507
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>>457494I feel you anon, I have constant dumbass writing ideas about Kamille. I've already started writing thinly-veiled self-insert fanfic with him.
No. 457594
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>>457090I think I was pretty average this year. Husbando definitely caused trouble though.
No. 457673
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>>457539picrel.
>>457594Tell me about it, Dazai made tons of problems in the anime.
No. 457809
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>>457245But I want to see my husbando at least. He belongs in hell
>>457252tell me about your hc
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>>457809You're right, nonna, but sadly he's going to be in another part of Hell for his sins. He's lucky that he hasn't end up in Avīci.
Or probably he does. Wait, my Husbando needs to do some work now
No. 458093
>>456899Me! I can do it every day as unbelievable as that sounds. I'm doing it right now! The only time I have trouble doing it is
just after I orgasmSometimes I just can't get his voice to stick in my head despite watching every season of his show, thrice. To me, it's kinda unique so that may be why.
No. 458118
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>tfw all of his merchandise and pop up collab material is Japan only.
A bookstore even set up a themed shrine for him which fans traveled to take pictures of, it's so cute but so out of reach.
No. 458127
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>>458118I know that feel. Born to consume, forced to like.
I hate that I don't have a ridiculous budget to spend on husbando merch, there's this random Instagram store that makes a bunch of classy animu merch and that has released a bunch of stuff of my very specific husbando and I can't buy anything, not only because I don't speak a phoneme of Japanese, but also because I'm broke as fuck.
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>>458118Speak of the devil, I just tried to buy some merch for myself using buyee for the first time. I've never used buyee so hopefully it will go well and get here safely. It's still a lot more complicated than if I just lived in Japan.
No. 458405
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I don't know what happened, but its sorta scaring me just how much of a rush of excitement and anxiety I got by thinking of his day next year. I started shaking and I felt my chest sieze up and all I could think about was how much I love him and everything associated with him. I've been listening to his theme song and all the songs based off him I know for the past half hour, now its Valentine's Day recipes. The new Nosferatu movie is releasing on Christmas, so I think thinking of my husbandos movie possibly releasing on his day in a few years set this off. I just saw a recipe using heart shaped sprinkles and I'm getting that feeling again, holy shit. As I'm typing this out I'm remembering I just saw a bunch of cute pink and red sweaters and Valentine's themed sections in stores and thought of him and what perfume would embody him, damn was this all building up in me since then? In 2025 I'm going to try and get a mask like his or make some cute accessories and outfits based off him, I am going to fucking cry and seethe if the remake of his movie is never confirmed or more frighteningly… cancelled. I've now been awake about this for at least an hour all because of an aimless trip to the mall..I wish every nonnie a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays with their husbando(s).
No. 458611
>>458043What is Avici?
>>458118I'd like to see that shrine
No. 458664
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>>458582A good place in Hell.
>>458611>What is Avici?>In Buddhism, it is the lowest level of the Naraka or "hell" realm, with the most suffering, into which the dead who have committed grave misdeeds may be reborn.Do you want to meet this place? Is a little hot at first, but you and your sins will get used too.
>>458624Do something quite quick. It doesn't need to be a quite detailed page. People usually start like that.
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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, Nonnies.
>>457090I was good this year, and so was my husbando.
Please spare him, Mr. Hoozuki.
No. 458801
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Merry Christmas!
>>458582When it comes to giving gifts, a lot of fanart have him handmaking plush toys since he is canonically quite good at it.
Introducing Christmas Carols and trying to convince Beatrice that Santa is real and teasing how she's been naughty and won't get a present seems like things he'd do.
not sure if he'd drink hot cocoa though (I'd love to see it get brought up tbh), the last drink his mother ever gave him was hot cocoa, and the reason why he never said goodbye to her was because he was lazy and didn't want to wash the cup so he hurried out the door before she could nag him. He's regretted it ever since. No. 458834
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I would fuck EVERYONE in this picture
No. 459030
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>>458668I mean… steal is steal even if is to survive and all, no wonder why there's a designed Hell for people who wants to be like a modern Robin Hood, only to end keeping the money themselves. But since it was to survive and for his 3D waifu, he might do a special Hell for you both.
"A whole new Hell"… Mmmm he likes that.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, Nonnies.
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>>458834Did yku know tf2 comic 7 came out a couple days ago?
No. 459034
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Happy Levimas! Tomorrow (Or today if it's already the 25th for you) is his birthday so i baked for the occasion. I was gonna make brownies, but I decided to make cinnamon roll blondies instead. Honestly though, I don't think he is a dessert person.
No. 459038
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Merry Christmas everyone!! It's been another great year here and I wished you all a Happy New Year's with your husbandos as well!
>>458636Same nonna, I get you. It's super cute when he shows his love and affection towards you or doing anything intimate with each other despite being scary and unsettling. Something about that is just so charming it makes my heart throb. Picrel, I'm thinking about him so much that I still feel like it's Halloween even though it's the holiday season. I even made a playlist of him/his game.
No. 459274
Husbandofag with a villain husbando theme song.
>>459271Relatable.
No. 459348
>>459344I have been temped in having a tattoo related to my husbando, but one: The colors are not the ones that I use and two: it would be too obvious (although I can say the rose is for my grandma, but is also for Dazai).
But I got money for a non-husbando tattoo. I might buy some husbando stuff later.
No. 459350
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Late but merry Christmas. I love this thread so much and it made me get more serious and less shameful about my husbandofagging tendencies. Thanks to all the kind nonna here who encouraged me to post and replied to my posts and made me feel less weird. I love all of you ♥ here to another year of husbandofagging and obsession.
dad walked on me making this and was like wtf is this imagery. He can't see well so he couldn't tell, I just said a little art work I'm making, kek.
No. 459383
>>459344His only figure is a horribly expensive and out of print play arts kai so no way would I put that on my wishlist. It's ugly anyway, but I still sorta want it.
I'm mad I missed out on the preorder of my other guys stupid plushie too. I really hope they do a second run or it's not too expensive secondhand.
No. 459415
>>459383Ok, nevermind, just double checked and they are doing a second run. Guess I can give myself a Christmas present even though 50 bucks is an annoying amount for a plushie after tax and shipping.
There you go DE, dunno how much plat that would buy. But pleeeese let me romance him. lol
I know they would never let him be as lewd as Arthur cause Operator is 'just a kid' but damn I still wanna canonically return those feelings. No. 459490
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>>459409Hoozuki is Libra (according to a zodiac cover), Dazai is Gemini and Zagreus… is Scorpio, since that's Darren Korb's sign.
So it wouldn't work with mine since I don't have nothing related to those signs.
>Trying to think of how to get the second husband into my skin but he doesn’t have an official birth year only a date (there are theories on his age tho that ironically make sense).I have read that for characters without an official birthdate, some yume fans celebrate it by using their seiyuu's birthday. Which would be funny because in that case Hoozuki would be Pisces (Hiroki Yasumoto's birthday sign), but I'm using this image as canon.
No. 459560
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merry christmas and happy holidays nonnies!
>>456466>>456532i mistyped what i meant but i am in my mid 20s not 30s. i am bit worried that i will grow out of my husbando 'phase' and cringe looking back into the past. its really nice seeing 30+ nonnies here, it gives me some comfort knowing i can still enjoy 2D men well into my 30s, 40s and so on. No. 459678
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It's my husbando's birthday today.
No. 459717
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>>459560Sageblog, but I admit that having minors in the fandom reaffirmed to stay in the fandom ("dur hur women should leave the fandom to be real wives and take care of their children. STFU, you're reading a seinen manga, is not for you).
I didn't let to adults to tell me to stop being a fan during my teens, I'm not going to let to minors to tell me the "you should be a responsible adult" and leave my husbandos.
No. 459720
>>459717Don't worry, the only minors who say this shit are the type of chronically online ones that say "b-but i'm a minor" to get out of everything and bullying 18yos for being "old hags" while they themselves are nearing 18 in a month.
Adult yumers are the best imo, maybe I'm biased but find the right community and they're all so chill and kind, even if they're murderously jealous for their fictional man.
No. 459748
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I'm not the stepmom, I'm the mom that stepped up.
No. 459755
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>>459033>>459748The Spy/Scout interactions were so kino in that comic.
No. 459759
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>>459755Right? It was so sweet, I legit cried.
No. 459996
>>459344That's so nice of them, you're lucky!
>>459560Don't worry about it. Even if you cringe about it later, there's nothing wrong with it. It's harmless fun. When I look back at the phases I grew out of, I just chuckle and remember the fond memories.
>>459717I'm in an old fandom and seeing minors trying to rewrite history is just so funny to me.
>I didn't let to adults to tell me to stop being a fan during my teensThis brings me back memories kek.
No. 460055
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Shadow anon, I don't know if you'll see this but picrel reminded me of you. May Shadow rule supreme forever
No. 460077
>>453956same
nonnie here, i think i'm getting over it now that i've gotten myself exposure therapy to self insert art of my husbando. i saw a 13 year old japanese girl make the cutest art of him and her together and i can't get mad at that. it reminded me of when i was a wee husbandofag kek a lot of his yumejoshis are pretty sweet too because my husbando is a goofy guy and i felt bad for having these feelngs towards them. i'm learning to be supportive from afar
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>>459033By the time I'm done fucking the Medic, his prehistoric joints would be shattered into such a fine dust that you wouldn't be able to tell his pelvis from his femur. I need this crazy old bastard in my bed so urgently that I frighten myself. I would also like to kiss his forehead afterwards.
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>>460055>ShadowanonI feel like there's got to be like a million of them on here. Shadow is made for human women more than the girl 4 chans. If you are talking about
>>456979 literally everyone has these thoughts
No. 460092
>>460086Kek watching the Shadow flashback reminded me of you. Think of making edits with yourself using footage?
Anyway, it was honestly a pretty good movie imo.
No. 460132
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>>459996The good ol' days of "adults do not like manga, sports or wrestling, you'll have to grown up".
No. 460141
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>>460132nta, I'm glad I never had those kind of interactions with anyone.
No. 460169
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>>460141I had them back when internet wasn't that massive and die-hard fans were seem like "scum people who don't have a life".
Jokes on them, I have adult money I can spend in my husbandos and friends who feed me with my husbandos's art and headcanons. I'm glad I never let them to dictate my life, and now I'm not going to let these kids to tell me how to live mine.
No. 460743
>>460725Sort of. I want to create a digital shrine for him and some picmixes of him. As well as generate some hyper specific AI pictures because I'm desperate. I also managed to get a free art work of him by an actual artist. And submitted some chibi pic I drew on an already existing base to a Chinese manufacturer to create a little pillow of it that's kinda like a plushy. I got some beads to create a husbando themed phone charm but I'm waiting for the centerpiece, a little photo album that can hold 16 pictures. I'll print my favorite 16 screenshots of him and cut them and put them in it once it arrived and start creating my phone charm.
I haven't finished my digital shrine yet though because I got busy, but I'd love to go back and continue it now that I have some free time. I also still have to take more screenshots of him from his episodes because there's lots of them. If I get crazy enough, I might write a self indulgent self insert fanfiction in 2025, but only time can tell. Other than that, I'll probably carry on most of my 2024 resolutions into 2025 anyways since all of it is a WIP. I wanted to extract his voice and train an AI on it and make him sing me some songs but didn't manage to do it, mayne I'll do that by 2025.
No. 460829
>>460794Probably about the same? Although some of it is husbando-inspired. I spent $220 on a big bonsai tree cause it reminded me of main-husband’s hair kek, plus other husbando-plants. All in all, I’d say around $700-$800.
My Sukuna cactus wasn’t doing great after he got his flowers eaten by a bunch of slugs. And he had an arm break off (my guess is a squirrel). But it’s growing back so I think he’s gonna be ok kek
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>not being able to get a Hoozuki cake
why live
No. 461041
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>wake up
>It's not February
What the fuck.
Though, I have heard that the web novel might stop being on hiatus on new years day because that's Reinhard's birthday and the author is into having fun with dates like that. Should I keep my expectations low though? It's not like he's not writing since he released like, two Julius short stories and a Wilhelm novel.
No. 461105
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>>461041Rezero WN is still ongoing? Damn when is he finishing it, I dont like waiting for updates so I want to read it when its complete. Do you also read the side stuff or just the things related to Subaru?
>>461064Does Google lens not work good enough? Sometimes I use Papago's image translator on their mobile app but its hit or miss depending on how the doujin is structured, lately its been constant misses since they started using AI. Worth a try though
No. 461126
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>>461072Thanks!
>>461105Yup, the author mentioned that he is planning on writing 11(12 since arc 7 was split due to long length) arcs and its at the beginning stage of arc 9 now. Iirc he took a 6 year hiatus during arc 6 though so things should move along faster if he doesn't do that again.
I try to read everything that's translated since I like the worldbuilding and character interactions, plus there's neat foreshadowing tucked away in side content. The side stories add a lot
and some of it is honestly basically mandatory. No. 461178
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Need more cute scary husbandos
No. 461454
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>>461406I always expect to Zagreus to punish me for a mistake that made him fail, but he would hug me and tell me it wasn't my fault and I shouldn't be punished after all I have lived before.
He's so soft and caring, I don't deserve him.
No. 461520
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I miss him. Life is cruel.
No. 461592
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The chimera ant arc in Hunter x Hunter got me attracted to bugs.
Pouf is incredibly gorgeous, fight me
No. 461676
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>>461645uoru1_juju (I believe) on Twitter. It’s a fujo page so if that’s not your thing, you’ve been warned kek. But lots of Choso.
No. 461698
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>>461676ayrt, thank you!! yumefujos unite
No. 461724
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B-but I like to think that programmed love would eventually turn into real love. Don't break my delusions DE…
But whatever, my Drifter only knew him for ~4 months during New War. She doesn't know him, he obviously remembers now going by the Jade Shadows event lines even if he doesn't want to directly admit it.
And Karris wouldn't hate the Tenno, they were just as used and abused as he was by the Orokin, the worst we would get is pity, I like to think.
No. 461762
>>461683Sukuna does have that effect. Sexy bastard.
>>461698No problem nona. Yumefujos are hated but we get the best of both worlds.
No. 462110
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I was considering playing masters ex just to try and pull him but then I remembered how cash grabby gacha games can be (I hear masters is especially guilty of this) so I probably won't. I wonder how much it bothers nonas with gacha game husbandos
No. 462161
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Bless those artist who draw Dazai with scars and not titchop scars.
No. 462177
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>>462161Here in better quality.
No. 462209
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This woman is so funny, she reminds me of the Toji nonnies in this thread. Hope they have a happy marriage together kek
No. 462218
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God why is he so perfect? I want to die and come back so I can experience seeing this picture for the first time again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again forever and ever.
No. 462220
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>>462209Literally me. BASED QUEEN
No. 462245
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>>462161Yes! I deleted my twitter account, the only thing I'm missing is fanart
>>462209cute
No. 462279
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>>458405i hope it happens nonna! id love a remake.
No. 462281
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God I would suck his dick so much. He is so hot.
No. 462285
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My babygirl
No. 462349
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>>462245You're not missing much fanarts. Most of Twitter fanarts are titchops and SSK. My queendom for more Dazai in bare chest.
No. 462527
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The official account of BSD anime feeding me and Dazai nonnas (and that Fyodor nonna). Best way to end the year.
No. 462528
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>>462433Zagreus would accept anything because he doesn't eat at all. Hoozuki would ask you for the best sushi or sashimi made with one of his goldenfishes and Dazai would just be happy with canned crab tuna and sake.
Picrel, how Dazai is getting ready to spend new year with me.
No. 462556
>>462285Did you like the new sexo card?
Got spooked by Raf, but got my Zayne in the end.
It was hot, but it's funny trying to imagine my proper husbando doing something like that. I feel like he's a bit too self conscious about his strength and accidentally hurting me to even be playful rough, and I'm not sure if he can even get drunk anymore.
No. 462618
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>>462611For the other nonnas this is Sylus. I’d recommend love and deepspace to anyone kek, I never thought I could spend money on a game but I do (from time to time, I’m not crazy).
No. 462654
>>462620by 'proper husbando' I mean my actual #1 completely different character. lol
They do have superficial things in common, black hair/trenchcoats. But they also both have major trauma involving the Arctic.
I like using these cards as inspiration for fantasies.
No. 462660
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England fangirla rejoice… Pub and go has won most liked character song of 2024.
https://x.com/spacomic_rank/status/1873996833971929279 No. 462678
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Happy Birthday to my #2 most loved hunka hubba. I am too sick to make a steak like I wanted…boo. I’ve been sweating buckets in my Toji pullover and it’s been comforting because it’s heavy and big, just like him.
Fingers crossed for Theraflu-induced sexo dream tonight.
Happy new years, nonnas
No. 462744
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So there is a venue where you can get "married" with a Japanese character and people are comparing the photos with that moid who married Miku. She even had to explain it was a service to do something fun, not something serious.
This is why we can't have nice things.
No. 462752
>>462744Her dress is cute. I bet she had fun. I wonder if they allow polyamorous marriages. I need a cutout
gangbang in my wedding dress.
No. 462758
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Happy new years!
No new chapter, but it's alright.
>>462433He drinks Mayonnaise by the bottle. Ngl I struggle with the idea of eating a spoonful even for him,
I ate a sandwich instead. No. 462772
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I personally I hate any sort of pain or degradation when it comes to sexual stuff. One of my biggest turn-offs is when moids call girls sluts or whores while they're fucking. It just makes me feel sad when I hear it bc I just take it as an insult, and in my mind I assume sex to be a very happy and loving thing so the last thing I would ever want is for him to call me something mean. The same thing also goes the other way because I wouldn't want to make my husbando sad by doing something rude to him or hurting him.
I imagine my husbando would be very sweet and kind to me while we're fucking. I would be all nervous and shy bc it's my first time and I'm very self-conscious abt myself, but he would just find it to be cute and endearing and he would know how to treat me gently. He would try to make me feel more comfortable by allowing me to undress him first, and I would be able to take my time and marvel at his perfect body and be able to feel how he twitches and moans slightly under my touch. But once I start feeling around too much and he starts to get all riled up he would eventually get me to undress. And once I finally show my whole body to him he would just think it's the most perfect and amazing thing he's ever seen. He would spend all night feeling me and watching me come undone, and the whole time he would keep telling me that I was beautiful and the cutest thing he's ever seen. Then eventually he wouldn't be able to take it anymore and he would fuck me and kiss me and tell me that he loves me until at least one of us passes out. We would then cuddle and have the best sleep of our lives or something like that.
Surely there's someone else out here that only really likes this sort of fluffy sex shit like I do, but I feel like a lot of the fantasies expressed here are like kinda aggressive ig idk lol. Not hating on anyone or trying to act superior here, we all got our kinks and interests which are totally cool. I just feel kinda lame that all I want is just to have a an equal and mutually loving relationship with my husbando where we respect each other and hold hands and shit.
Pic unrelated btw just some art of a cute dude to make up for my unneeded sperging
No. 462779
>>462772>One of my biggest turn-offs is when moids call girls sluts or whores while they're fucking. It just makes me feel sad when I hear it bc I just take it as an insultGood and based and correct. Spoiler for derailing
it is an insult, after all real moids don't see women as human anyway and just an object to fuck.
I personally call my husbando a slut or whore because he is one kek but it's good and healthy you want a normal loving relationship with yours, hard to find these days
No. 462790
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>>456899>>457077>>457079Late post but:
A good book on the subject is Are You Dreaming? by Daniel Love. It's pretty long and indepth and even has a chapter on dream sex. A lot of books on lucid dreaming just repeat the same old stuff imo.
I've had a bunch of recurring dreams where I see Bedman merch for sale and think "ahh, I must be dreaming then, barely any exists". I had a dream recently where I was forced to be a janny working for free in Nightmare Theater, which is genuinely one of my worst fears. The ones where I get to cuddle are nice though.
No. 462791
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I want to caress Sugimoto's abs so badly
No. 462856
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had a fun dream where pokemon SV had a feature similar to pokestar studios where I could make him into an actor and he would wear cute outfits, get into character and battle me with different teams
dressing him up was really fun
No. 462899
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I fucking love that thanked to chatgpt, I can now generate headcanons about my niche husbandos
funny despite not a popular character, western fandom absolute hated him and accused him of thing he didn't do while jp fandom is more neutral to him
No. 462901
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Happy new year!
There should be a beast anime in this style
No. 462919
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>>446842I showed my mom pictures of my husbando and I think I'm going to die from shame. At first my mom said that he kinda looks like a girl (to which I said I wasn't a lesbian), but after showing her more photos of him she said he reminds her of a certain actor, showed me pictures of said actor and told me I should like him, because at least he's a real person and not a drawing.
No. 462954
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>>462919The only thing my family said about my daki was "why is she tied down?". I was tempted to try and explain what little lore there is, but that would be more autistic than usual.
No. 462971
>>462758>no new chapterKek nevermind apparently the author changed his mind.
BRB going to reread the beginning of arc 9, the new year is starting off good.
No. 463000
>>462993AItards don’t have brains though,
nonny. They just want content fed to them.
No. 463021
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I miss Alastorfag, nonas… I understand her now. And I understand Vox as well, I cannot wait to watch Alastor get FUCKED too. I never imagined myself simping for Bambi Hannibal, but here we are. Seems like my only New Year's resolution was to become more cringe and degenerate.
No. 463025
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>>462944I said something similar and she said it's ok if I like both and I don't HAVE to like that actor.
>>462963I blabbed too much because I wanted Aventurine jewellery.
No. 463033
>>462782He's an immortal? space pirate turned robin hood-ish mob boss. Also used to be a dragon I guess.
game is free, or just look up the cards on youtube.
No. 463085
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>>462901I love that idea. It'd be cool if it was done with a limited palette color scheme, like black, white, and shades of grey, with specific colors like red or blue highlighted at symbolic moments (like blood or flowers). Something that creates a somber atmosphere.
happy new year to all nonnas and husbandos, may you thrive
No. 463121
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I hope all my fellow husbandofags are having a good New Years! I hope for an abundance of husbando content for everyone this year. How would you guys spend New Years with your husbando? I know me and Levi would probably most enjoy just be spending today at home, enjoying each other's company and cooking together.
No. 463136
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happy new years! i ordered some merch of him as a christmas present for myself, including two new pins for my ita bag.
>>463121ours would be rather similar, just enjoying each other's company. what would you cook together? i can't exactly cook for him, but i'D take him somewhere where we could watch fireworks from afar with just the two of us. even though i think he prefers stars over fireworks and i can see him not really caring for them kek. i just want to help take his mind off all that is burdening him, even if just for a few moments. in the ow christmas comic the only appearance of ramattra was him looking at the shambali temple, all alone. it broke my heart and i wish i could be there for him.
No. 463142
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>>462901>>463085IIRC there's a Beast anime adaptation in plans, but if people didn't hate Dazai before, they won't in Beast.
>>462963My mom calls my husbandos her son-in-laws No. 463188
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Yumes rankings for 2024 dropped. Did your husbando make it?
https://x.com/_tima520/status/1874318653233258716 No. 463216
>>463188Gojo and Choso made it, and even Hiromi (yay) made top 100. But no Toji (actually surprised about that) and no Sukuna. Hiromi will make panties drop when he debuts in the anime and I’ll be able to get lots of merch kek.
>>463201Hanji was my favorite character and I did girl crush on her. Yelena tho…i’d let her ruin me.
No. 463234
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>>463188>Arafune no.91Surprised to see WT on the list, never hear about it much.
No. 463242
>>463188>Sylus at 15>Zayne and Raf at 36 and 37>Xavier at 80Sorry to all Xavierfags but I kek'd
Btw check out this comment by one of Sylus' yumes
>He was my type, so I instinctively kept my distance, but just when my resolve started to waver, an official card with his nipples exposed appeared on my timeline. I saw the nipples of the man I was interested in. There's no turning back now. It's been a few months since I saw his nipples, and we're planning to get married soon.>>463233NTA but that's deffo not the reasoning, Japanese yumes absolutely love Rika, so maybe they're lesbians/bisexuals. They love bifauxnen-type female characters and Hange absolutely fits that label.
>>463189I think Marisa acts like a cool tomboy in Japanese, so maybe that's why. You guys should read the comments though. (I used google translate, forgive me)
>・Her greatest charm is that she is a hard worker, but doesn't show it to others. She is respected by all the monsters and humans in the Touhou Project, and it makes her happy to know that someone like her has eyes only for her. Although she has a tomboyish personality, the cute outfit she wears is like that of a wizard, which is another plus point.>・Her hard work. I was really touched by how she is jealous of her best friend's talent but doesn't give up on her own efforts>・Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool>・While she is playful and carefree, she is more hardworking than anyone and has a down-to-earth side, trying to grab the future she aims forI think it's hard to tell how many of her female yumes are actually into women or just think they're into women because cool female characters are so rare that they mistake liking their coolness with sexual attraction, or maybe they're self-aware like straight men being GAR for cool male characters. Who really knows, but the fact is that there are actual SSA women among them.
No. 463292
>>463188>Only Hoshina at 90I'm surprised that Dazai is not on the list or any of the BSD.
>>463233That shit of the non-binary never worked in Japan, it was obvious that to Japanese fans Hange is a woman. Isayama was just trolling the Western fandom.
Although I don't blame them, Hange is a waifu AND husbando material and not for the sex, but because she would care for you and be interested in your "weird" hobbies even if is doing crochet.
No. 463296
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>>463188Sugi is at 97th place!!! Glad he managed to get on the list.
No. 463308
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>>463188It's kind of crazy how my husbandos aren't on the list but their friends are. I love the fact that Touken Rambu still has yumes on a chokehold, I wonder if we will get more content, I just want to see my beloved sword in a Cute Swords doing Cute Things show.
No. 463329
>>463085yeah that would be so cool!
>>463142why would they hate him?
>>463188no he didn't.
No. 463330
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>>463188#72, not bad considering he was only in a few episodes of the anime this year and not in the manga at all.
>"He's a caring doctor who is surprisingly easygoing. He has too much going for him. He comes home near death, which is bad for the heart."No kidding, the fact that he almost died in the last arc and hasn't been seen since has been bad for
my heart.
No. 463332
>>462654Nona I'm curious, who is your #1 husbando?
>>462744This looks like something so fun to do
No. 463335
>>463188I've seen that 3rd place Touken Ranbu guy everywhere for years now, he must really be the ultimate husbando. Anyway I feel the most out-of-sync with this year's lineup, idk why. I like a lot of the guys but dont husbando any except Sugimoto who is 97th kek, I'm surprised he's the lowest out of all the GK men.
>>463284I was kinda surprised at Isagi still being there even though Blue Lock boys were there last year. Even Nagi disappeared
even though I think he's the hottest. No. 463338
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>>463121Late, but I can think of two ways in which Aladdin and I could spend New Years together: Either sitting on a rooftop to watch the fireworks from afar (like in the movie), or simply enjoying each other's company at home! Just the two of us alone with no distractions. And I can picture us taking a leisurely stroll around the park as the sun sets, I'm holding onto his arm while we're reflecting on the memories we've made, and how we look forward to the year ahead.
>>462433I'd love to cook for him too. I've never had Makhlama, let alone made it, but I'd love to try cooking this dish for the both of us!
No. 463339
>>463188Yes he is, in the top 20 at that! Predictably none of my other guys made it though, they are too weird or their medias are too old.
>>463335>3rd place Touken Ranbu guyI never fancied the sword boys as husbandos but I've always thought Hasebe was so boring, both in design and personality, I've never understood why he was so popular.
No. 463369
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Going to work out hard tomorrow to make my husband proud
No. 463407
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Fucking Cheshire Deer Bitch, I've never once in my life been into a tumblr sexy man until him. I don't know how to feel about the fact that he made it to the 2024 yume rankings. I hate him. I want to tug at his tail and ears.
No. 463423
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>>463332Adam Jensen, I always find it amusing when my eastern games remind me of my western games.
My second favorite husbando also has repetitive nightmare trauma so that's funny.
No. 463701
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I want to bury my face in his chest as a cover for tying the ends of his neckerchief together and seeing how long it takes him to notice it.
No. 463753
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I wonder if Alastor sleeps. It’d be funny if he just ominously stands still in one dark corner of the lobby all night, with the faint hum and crackle of a dead air radio station emanating from the corner and creeping the hell out of anyone coming out for a nighttime snack. I want to wake up to him looming over me because he stood in one spot just grinning down at me all night. Kek.
No. 463811
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started rewatching the source material that my husbando is from after not seeing it in a long time. i feel like i'm falling in love all over again omg
No. 463852
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>>463753You are so wise, I love the way you captured the essence of his haunting eccentricities. But as much as I like his menacing aura, I can't help but think that if he's sleeping, is he curled up in a sleeping deer pose and wearing 20s all-in-one union suit underwear? He's an old-timey prick, after all.
No. 463900
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I love you Akagi Shigeru!!!
No. 463930
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>>463918>Would you do it with your picture and your husbando's?No, I can just draw it myself
and I'm also way too ugly No. 463976
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I wanna bully jimmy so bad until he picks me up and rails me against my desk.
No. 463978
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>>463918It's funny because I don't mind roleplaying with bots but I hate AI "art" a lot, it's the epitome of soulless, I prefer to badly draw him with my self-insert or to make shitty collages like pic related.
No. 463981
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I want to take care of a drunk Sugimoto, he's so cute and I bet he'd be clingy
No. 464074
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>>463021Alastorfag here! I'm thrilled that you're here to join us! I had no intention of ever having a crush on him either, it's like he possessed me out of nowhere kek. I have no idea how the hell this happened. I also can't fucking wait to see him frustrated and get his shit rocked in Season 2.
No. 464082
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>>463407I almost feel bad that this Japanese girl is planning to visit Alastor's hometown, talk about a culture shock! New Orleans has been pretty damn rough in recent years, it never fully recovered after Hurricane Katrina and a lot of areas are very shitty but apparently the crime rate is slightly lower than it was. I wish her the best, though…
No. 464094
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>>464084He's simply the best boy, too cute
No. 464096
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>>464074That's why he's a demon, to possess! Thank you for the warm welcome to your community, nona. My friend and I decided to hatewatch the first season and laugh at it, but something went wrong and now the Cheshire Deer has been occupying all my thoughts. So there you go, you never know where love will find you.
You are absolutely right about season 2, I thought I was going insane when I saw the leaks. He needs to be dominated and humiliated. However, his human design was not what I had imagined, but I think I'll get used to it, I'll accept him in any form.
No. 464098
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>>464094Why my man so slept on? I love Sugimoto but he's diced up like a chucky doll
No. 464099
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>>464094>>464084>Pisces men are…Sugimoto would never
No. 464134
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>>464096I had a similar experience, I had seen people talking about the Hazbin Hotel pilot episode and heard it was a musical about Hell, and I thought that premise sounded so cringe I just couldn't help but give it a hate-watch. I was surprised that I actually laughed out loud a few times, and once Alastor showed up I was hooked and couldn't stop thinking about him. After my second or third rewatch of the pilot I realized I definitely had a crush on this Tumblr sexyman deer demon. It wasn't supposed to be this way. kek
No. 464147
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i'm about to turn 25 and i just started watching naruto for the first time, and i'm literally so horny for him it's making me actually excited for this retarded show. i guess teenage me did well to avoid this franchise because i just know he would've activated some serious autism within my younger self. on the other hand i feel like i missed out on a real cultural reset.
No. 464175
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>>464134I watched the pilot, I think, right after it came out, was impressed by the amount of sheer autism and forgot about it. But when I revisited it now, something switched in my brain and I thought, ‘What a charming bastard’ as if he isn't a serial killer with questionable oral hygiene. I even spent a long time trying to figure out what they put in him to make him drive so many honest maidens crazy. I think that besides the obvious tumblr sexyman part, maybe for some people there's an element of hybristophilia and ‘I can fix him’ to it. He's also a gentleman, charismatic, can cook and has good taste in music. I don't know, I still haven't been able to rationalise my attraction to him, I just really want to see him ruined.
No. 464199
>>464178Sasuke was my first, too! Is your current husbando similar? Mine couldn't be any more different but all these years later, I still have the same kinds of fantasies (I want him to protect me). I wonder how nonas tastes in characters and types of daydreams have developed over the years.
>>464147Enjoy the retardition nona. I think Naruto is at its best when, even though you know it's kinda stupid, you let yourself take it seriously and get into the imagery and aesthetics. The OST is fantastic too. Please come back to hornypost about him more and let us know how things go for you
No. 464231
>>463918Why would I do that when I can just draw it myself?
>>463794NTA but I don't gaf if it was just a dream, the fact is that it's there and it's a whole POV scene. What I'm actually annoyed about is that it didn't go further and he was still acting dominant even though it was a dream.
>>463853I fucking hate femdombait so much. I'm sick of devs trying to attract femdomfags in trailers and promotional material, and then backstabbing us (looking at you, What In Hell Is Bad?). Bunch of fucking cowards. If you want actually based and hot femdom content in game form, you're going to have to play obscure, untranslated Japanese doujin games developed by some random woman, or make your own.
Though, to be honest, there are some scenes in LADS that I would consider femdommy, or rather malesubby, like Sylus' cat card, or Zayne's pool card (though you switch positions at the end).
No. 464250
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I just can’t get you out of my head
No. 464282
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I got to the DLC side quest featuring team star (picrel not my screenshot) and I find it so cute how giddy he gets when a woman praises him
No. 464394
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I could only enjoy his horny card for a short while before my period moodswing hit like a truck triggered by real life problems. He has a phone call where he comforts you (me) about having a bad day and talks about how he can help you (me) relax. Imagining him helping me through sorting out my emotions while letting me cry on his shoulders genuinely helped me let it out then calm down and get my mind in order to sort things out. I love him so much, I love his maturity and willingness to help you (me) in any way he can, his protective and comforting nature, the fact that he's this big bad wolf that's my safe haven, the fact that he wants the best for me and how that motivates me when I feel like giving up caring for myself. I never had a husbando whose romantic side was this deeply explored. I used to read a lot of romance novels to find a husbando but the male leads were always pissing me off in some way. It's like the universe threw him at my head so I stop committing self harm by reading those books just to find a husbando. I think I'm truly in love this time nonnies. I never felt this understood and loved by the image of a husbando I had in my mind before. Also his nose is so fucking hot.
No. 464462
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coolcutecool
No. 464475
>>464281Aventurine?
>>464425Damn, time to buy scarlet/violet
No. 464480
>>464394This was so sweet to read nona. Also I was literally going to mention how sexy his nose was in the pic until I read your last sentence kek. Its fucking great.
I found someone make a (theoretical) chronological order of his 4/5 star cards when I was catching up on the game. The links are below if you're interested while rereading in the future, it was really interesting seeing how he navigates the early stages of the relationship (especially if you've read his myth)
https://x.com/cris_lis_/status/1835009141573927365
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLprzKOtHMKv2w9LVFypiMLmi3ITTP7PA1 No. 464520
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>>464480Ntayrt and I’ve never played this or seen this man but god damn he’s hot. I think his jawline or something really does it for me
No. 464529
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I love him
No. 464544
>>464529I would die for him and die to get new content in the game (we never will
I'm going to kill myself)
No. 464559
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>>464462Sending you good Kamille vibes anon
No. 464565
>>463188Kek, I love how every comment about Kabu mentions him being voiced by Kazuhiko Inoue, it a devastating move. I'm still pissed about his English dub being so disappointing, one of those rare times I vastly prefer the Japanese voice. It's shocking to see both him and Rika
still on the top 25 (with Rika still being #1, WTF), but it's probably because both of them finally debuted in Pokémon Masters last year, and on top of that they were both added to the Lodge roster. I'm very glad that Masters is so yume-pandering for a mixed gender gacha.
>>463330>Larry rose to #55Damn, I wonder if it's thanks to Masters too?
>>462110Your husbando debuted in the game as a limited unit a couple of months ago, so there will definitely be a rerun in a double/triple feature banner sometime this year. You can save your free gems until then, usually a month and a half of saving gems is enough for a pity, and as a new player you'd have the advantage of extra gems.
>I hear masters is especially guilty of thisThat's funny, I've heard that Masters is more "generous" than other gacha games, but yeah, they've been getting greedy lately.
If you really want to stay away from gacha games I'd suggest not to bother with this one, just watch his Masters content on YouTube. The only thing you'd be missing out on would be the photo creator feature. Personally, I lost my shit when I first took a pic with my husbando, I never thought doing something like that, and displaying it for the whole world to see, in an official Pokémon game would be possible. But if you rip his model or make your own, you could do better things anyway.
No. 464609
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>>464559Mwah
nonny that pic is really cute No. 464615
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>>464529I still havent finished the final chapter of this game but I love Mr. Crawling too much. Best boy.
No. 464842
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It's nights like tonight that I want to be wrapped up in his arms more than anything…
No. 464863
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My precious, precious husband. You can tell this game was written by a woman. I feel like if a moid tried to do something similar, they'd all be super sexualized. Mr. Crawling is just a nice cute guy who wants to be with me and help me. What's not to love?
No. 464877
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I started rewatching my husbando's anime and everytime he's on screen my heart skips a beat and I smile like an idiot. He's so fucked up and perfect.
No. 464921
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>>464529>>464615>>464863Every time I see him, I get a boost of serotonin. I NEED TO HUG HIM, PET HIM AND GIVE HIM LOTS OF KISSES.
No. 465017
File: 1736177267095.png (260.6 KB, 459x459, necklace.png)
>Find this collar in Aliexpress
>Is from Love and Deepspace
To the nonnas who play this game, is this character a husbando material or meh?
No. 465097
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There’s something so wrong with me,I can’t stop thinking about him
No. 465224
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>>465190We practice German and the voice really adds to his goofy but sturdy personality I feel.I can’t stand his English voice though,it makes him sounds much less like a responsible single father and more like a frat obsessed crappy older brother.I don’t mind the other characters but they just don’t get me like Eddy does.
No. 465277
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>>465243Strange choice but not too surprised since I’ve heard a lot of characters dubbed there not originally from Japanese media are “kawaiified”.Perhaps they wanted to emphasize his cuteness kek.
No. 465349
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>>463701You just know he straight up smells like ocean breeze.
Anyway regarding my new husbando, I love how cute and polite he is now, and his texts are all about what he can do to help. He's trying so hard after all the shit he pulled in the plot, what a cutie. Let me invite him to my new bedroom game. That rose petal bathtub can fit two people don't tease me like this
No. 465366
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I adore him. He is the cutest. I love that he's a little insecure too because that gives me lots of excuses to tell him that I love him.
No. 465425
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If I had a nickel for every time I was attracted to an arrogant, lanky, smiley sociopath with huge yellow teeth from an indie web series I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
No. 465426
>>465072>>465094Interesting. Saw him in videos and I wish I could hear him in Japanese instead, the VA made me turn off.
>>465097>>465224>>465243I'm using Duolingo to repass my Japanese too and his voice doesn't match his looks at all. I haven't heard him in another language, though.
No. 465467
>>465097Kek, I knew there would be someone out there horny for him. I'm ashamed to admit that I find
the bear's voice hot in almost all languages, too bad
he's a bear.
>>465439I'm confident that we could become a couple in real life, but our relationship would fall apart because he's disciplined and I'm not.
No. 465625
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Just finished all his endings
No. 465629
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back to school season (bleh!!) i have been using my husbando as inspiration to study and do my assignments. i like to imagine him encouraging and praising me, pathetic as it sounds it really helps keep me going(especially during midterms and finals.) kurapika is my imaginary study buddy. reading college au's also helps.
No. 465805
>>465629sounds cute
nonny, good luck on ur studying! i should honestly try using my husbando as motivation to get my work done bc i'm slacking a little, but honestly he doesn't seem like the type to care much about schoolwork lol.
i'm sure he would still be happy for me when i get good grades though. maybe he would make something for me to show that he's proud of what i got done. he's good at embroidery and sewing so i'm sure he would be happy to do that sort of thing for me
No. 465824
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The things I would do if Heinrix asked.
No. 465867
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>Not being able to ride him in that position and play with his cheeks like if they were a pair of toubeleki
Why live
No. 465878
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I need his psycho genius sperm now
No. 465925
File: 1736282221585.jpg (1.99 MB, 2048x2594, 1000001689.jpg)
I wanna fuck this retard so bad it's unreal
No. 465959
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nonas i have so many of pics of him saved that now im too scared to open the photos app in public
No. 466000
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Long husbando is long
No. 466012
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Just got jumpscared by someone's photo in my likes kek.
When communities are added in the next update, I'll make one exclusively for yumes. Only players whose photo features their female avatar with their husbando(s) will be allowed heheheh.
>>465985I also thought I'd lost my art skills, but casually doodling him at work turned out to be really therapeutic so it didn't matter, and I improved again little by little.
>spoilerWho's your husbando?
>>465995Pic related. He also motivated me a lot 10 years ago. More than any other husbando.
I've been thinking a lot about this and I realized that he has had such an impact on my life that he actually redefines my tastes. Before first meeting him, I used to hate the color red for dumb autistic reasons, but after falling in love with him, it became my 4th favorite color, even after our breakup. I also started to like characters that specifically remind me of him in some way.
I used to headcanon him as being in his late 30s to early 40s, which made me fetishize characters in that age range kek, but since we learned that his actual age is 34, I stopped doing that entirely. It's all his fault, it's always been his fault.So I was wondering if you nonas had experienced something similar with your husbandos. Or if you think one of them is "at fault" for changing your taste permanently.
No. 466078
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>>466023He can but only does it once.
He makes himself 'big' to scare off a predator like an animal lol No. 466081
>>466079Lol I realise I can't reveal him for fear of being clocked online since he's extremely obscure and I'm not exactly quiet about him on social media. I think I added that spoiler just to say I generally trust/feel a sense of camaraderie with anons on this silly basketweaving forum over anything else now, idk what my thought process was tbh.
>>466078Isn't it implied he can but it hurts? Like you have those cases of genetic giant people who need canes to walk because their bones are so big that their muscles start causing severe back and limb pain
No. 466083
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>>465995Hoozuki. He inspires me to work hard, be kind to animals (Hakutaku doesn't count) and is good to have some interesting hobbies as well. This is one of the few anime that became in my comfort anime.
No. 466141
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>>465995Gojo quite literally performed CPR on my vagina and fixed my broken self after being dragged through the worst years of my life. I didn’t even like him for the longest time and then a switched flipped and I was resuscitated.
No. 466153
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Green haired boys are the best.
No. 466290
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He’s so silly but so cool at the same time.
No. 466542
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I even love him being a petty bitch with a fragile ego, which would never happen irl.
No. 466598
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i'd let him beat the everloving shit out of me
No. 466751
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I am fucking that severed head and there's nothing you can do to stop me
No. 466778
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binged homicipher thanks for introducing it to me nonas. they're all pretty great. mr machete is my type…
No. 466823
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All I could think of.
No. 467014
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god he is so handsome and pretty. i want to give him so many kisses ugggh, life is not fair.
No. 467039
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In 2015 I found this Pixiv log and this sketch of Maxie cooking breakfast has lived rent-free in my head ever since. Last year, I finally found it again (it's not as good as I remembered, though). He's making breakfast for the two of us! ♥
No. 467113
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>>466455it's an old one, from a bsd yume artist つむぎ
>>466751kek Mr. Chopped is really cute
No. 467160
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Anatomy lesson with Mr. Crawling.
No. 467162
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>>467113Bless you, nonna.
No. 467244
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It's nice to think about cuddling when I'm depressed. Btw I really like the Dazai and Alastor yumes! I'll try to to get into their shows.
Sleep tight nonnies!
No. 467274
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Maybe I'm not alone here, but I've recently become obsessed with this cutie. I hate how moids give him a mullet and ugly facial hair. They don't understand his true beauty unlike women who understand the power of windswept hair on him. I imagine he's a very attentive lover through his connection to the Force.
He's probably a virgin too due to his Jedi history, makes him even cuter imo.
No. 467299
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>>467244Nighty night,
nonnie!
No. 467378
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I would do such things to him that he wouldn't be able to consider himself superior and impervious to the low desires of commoners ever again. "Respect the asexuality of this fictional serial killer!". How about respectfully destroying his dignity and notion of self-control so that he can't even accept that something like this is even possible? Ahhhh, that frigid bastard would be so annoyed at the powerlessness to circumstances… NEED the deer to be angry and frustrated about being horny and to suffer because of his pride!
No. 467470
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I hope the creator of the game eventually comes back to it. I would buy official merch of him for sure.
No. 467500
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you nonnas convinced me to start playing homocipher yesterday and oh my goodness i 100% understand the hype behind this game.
i need to find me an obedient/dependent cripple moid who i can make wear mr crawling cosplay all day and force him to never use a wheelchair or crutches again. i'll take good care of him i promise
No. 467504
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No. 467524
>>467521I actually have a hard time imagining my husbando as a child/teen and interacting with me in any way. Maybe it's because of my job, so I don't really see anything particularly fantastical about going back in time and hanging out with my husbando as kids/teens.
Then again, I'm already older than him, so I guess the whole age gap taboo has been fulfilled and I don't feel the need to make the gap even wider (he's 20~24 I'm 28).
No. 467527
>>467524It's more like if I see my husbando as a dog, then I'd be taking pictures from all directions because he'd be the cutest little dog around.
It's not in the way of fantasizing about meeting each other, but of just liking the fact that he was just so darn adorable when he was a kid.
No. 467528
>>467527Now that I get it, my husbando has cute fanart of him as a kid/baby and it's adorable. It kind of
triggers my baby fever, actually, I remember one time being high on flu medicine and fever, the last thing I saw before falling asleep was some cute fanart of him as a baby and I had a dream about my husbando and I getting married and having a child, it was so cute, 10/10 would do it again.
No. 467553
>>467550Nta, but I hate the western side of my husbando's fandom. Its a no from me, would rather take the
problematic fetishes.
No. 467575
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>>467378Unfathomably based, nona. The sexy deer man is built for femdom and made to be broken.
ugh his long elegant neck, I need to BITE
No. 467604
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>>467575You're so right about all of this, he's perfect for being dommed. Rosie is giga based in these leaks kek. His swan-like neck is absolutely designed for choking and biting.
Asexual? Not after I'm done with him. No. 467693
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>>467344He's truly pathetic. I love him.
Not as much as Mr. Crawling though. No. 467760
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I love Jimmy
No. 467849
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He's made for gently dominating. He'd be all grumpy about it at first but melt like butter.
No. 467879
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>>467777Kino. It would be so much fun to torture this control freak because he would act like such a bitch over it. Not to mention the fact that it's hot as hell
no pun intended. Do you think his animalistic traits play a role in his inability to maintain composure when he gets excited or is he just this repressed?
No. 467899
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God I wish this outfit was real. let him have that Catholic Priest vibe so I can corrupt him, tie him up and eat me out
No. 467984
File: 1736552559008.png (392.19 KB, 600x761, 57542418_p25.png)
Aaaaaaaah… I want to hold him tight and convince him his idea of a utopia is not something that could ever be achieved.
Maybe, knit him a nice sweater, despite the notorious "sweater curse". Sheep clothing for the sheepy guy. Getting some pants would probably be a no-no for me, or so the bots I've created say.
Of course, I'd love to teach him how you make love to another. Slowly and gently…
No. 467988
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>>467553I feel the same with my husbando's fandom. Many people missing the point of his character, using him as tif inspo, etc.
>>467527I feel the same with my husbandos. I would be there taking pics of them doing cute stuff like petting animals, eating food or just being silly.
No. 468000
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>>467604I CANNOT WAIT for season 2 just for these parts, I am gnawing on the bars of my cage waiting for this shit. (The song slaps, too)
No. 468072
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20 years since the debut of the pixels that ruined me for life.
No. 468184
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I haven’t played the game or looked into it but I am a huge fan of ghosts/monsters/curses and I now need to play it because of all the threads posting the all the cute ghost husbands.
No. 468207
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I usually despise tsundere LIs in otome games, so I never thought I would fall so hard for one. I love him so much I want to kick him in the balls repeatedly. He is such a dick he might as well be a penis with a face on it. Yet I find him so cute and the sight of him smiling and being happy like picrel is so precious. He's lovely. I want to stay up coding together while eating donuts and saying every English curseword that exists as our code won't compile for the 500th time after testing it. I want to hold his hand in mine and pet his fluffy hair in the other. He can call me retarded but it's okay because I'll call him a giant gaping asshole. I love him.
No. 468389
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>>468381Yes you could tell him to kneel on some rags and drag himself around the house, and give him a duster so he can dust the corners. He'd be such a good boy he'd try to reach up the wall and shelves to get the higher places as well. I don't think he could cook unfortunately, but he'd definitely help. Every time you enter the door he'd glomp you in 0.1 seconds.
No. 468661
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Jimmy love
No. 468736
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What's happening to me? I can't seem to get him out of my head. I don't even want to be his sugar baby or anything I just want a nice, sweet relationship with this spherical criminal manlet. BTAS Ozzy is genuinely so cute. I just know he'd treat me well. What the hell is going on I feel like a Nemu right now ffs
No. 468776
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>>468736This is so precious and hilarious, anon. You reminded me of how I used to be obsessed with his Batman: The Telltale Series iteration. He had a sad story and was crazy and that was enough to me. I even told a teacher about him being my husbando at the time. Funny times. I don't care for him anymore and my current husbando is a huge improvement, but every time I come by that game, I remember this and cringe at myself for it, kek.
No. 468834
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>>467899>>467978Priests are hot, it is what it is
No. 468857
>>468851You just have to sit there and work with what you have,
nonnie, that's what I've been doing. Sure mine isn't husbando centric yet, I needed a new notebook to make it only husbando related and I already have it.
But while starting a scrapbook for other things I noticed that you just need to use your stuff as you see fit. So, if you have a bunch of stickers you don't want to use, make a pocket with a post-it or with paper and tape, or if you have a bunch of doodles from other notebooks, try pasting them in a pretty way and expand the doodles with more doodles outside the original paper and stickers.
No. 468930
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>>468915I wouldn't be able to stay mad at that smile.
>>468856I think you know the answer.
No. 468939
>>468931He might not even necessarily need to eat human meat, nona.
Just because he ate some human ears in front of me doesn't make him a cannibal… or whatever. Maybe he just likes his… 'food' au naturale. I bet I could train him to eat raw steak or something…
No. 468940
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>>468856Probably something related to Mr Crawling.
No. 468942
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Something about that lithe type of body combined with a general calm (specifically emotionless calm) temperament, but holding a more brutish weapon or attacking in a more violent manner, does things to me. Maybe it's that beautiful contrast that sends me haywire.
I'm also an edgy masochistic sicko I guess because I was swooning a bit when he had me tied down to research me and mutilated and killed me, muffled screams of pain included. If I can provide any help to his research, then I will be happy. My standards for love are definitely odd too, irl.
No. 468950
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>>468389i love that he doesn't walk, just kneels and crawls. i would be power tripping so hard. stay down boy
No. 468998
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>>468661I wanna play the game for him, so hot
No. 469128
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>>468381He'd be a guard dog too if anyone tries to break into your house/apartment. Though quite terrifying if he ends up killing that person so you gotta train him to scare away any intruders instead. Other than that, I'd like to have him come along with me since it be sad to have us separated. Plus most people couldn't see him and I'd be happy to show him around. Maybe at work too since it'll be less exhausting but people might think I'm crazy when it looks I'm talking to no one and acting strange.
No. 469167
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I wanna be chained to his operating table…
No. 469236
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Fucking hell, the bots I'm using to chat and have e-sex with aren't working, I want to fuck my husbandos! Get fixed already for fucks sake.
No. 469321
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I need him to be so worked up and uncontrollably horny that he transforms into his full-on Eldritch horror demon monster form while he’s in the middle of fucking me. God damn it
No. 469330
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I need to touch his undercut so bad
No. 469363
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I don't exactly love the way this artist usually draws my husband, but this simple sketch is enough to make me go absolutely feral… It made me start thinking about the fact that he must shave every morning.
No. 469378
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>>469321I started watching Hazbin Hotel today and totally see his appeal. I like his old-timey American accent with the radio distortion. Also, possible unpopular opinion but his human form is cute as fuuuuck
No. 469399
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I am so fucking sick of weird gendies calling my husbando "she" it's like none of these retards have seen men with long hair before. It's been happening a lot lately for some reason. Sorry if this is the wrong thread for this I just needed to get it off my chest
No. 469404
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>>446842I have realized that I have him by my side for over 10 years now. I feel like only nonas can understand my love for him, and how he brings me warmth and happiness. I wish he was real so bad so I could have him hold me and kiss me and say he will (literally) be always for me
I may have other husbandos but he will never stop being my number one. I have became a germanophile because of him, I studied about the history of that godforsaken country so I could get closer to him in my mind and heart
He is so sexy and handsome as well, he is the reason I love the white hair red eyes combination, it's perfect and match his edginess as well.
No. 469438
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So he has no dick. But then again, he probably has one in that collection of his, but he probably just ate it or it's rotten. Maybe a toy. Or he can just use his mouth. Hmmmm… then again he doesn't really follow physics, he probably can induce something phantasmologically. Hmm.
No. 469442
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>>469438Ain't gonna stop me. Still would.
No. 469460
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>>469451Good night
nonnie. Sweet dreams.
No. 469468
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Would you use a period tracker featuring your husbando?
No. 469473
>>469468oh geez, they actually have lines about it? A little embarrassing, not sure if I'll use it.
I have fantasized about my main husbando comforting me/warming up my hot pad for me.
But my other two guys exist in universes where my self insert doesn't get her period.
No. 469477
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>>469468>just got my period before the updateDammit…
No. 469512
>>469473There are whole asmr audios (yes in the game) about them caring for you during your period. Apparently it's normal for CN otomes.
>>469468Someone said Caleb came back and immediately started tracking your periods and it made me laugh. I honestly love the idea of my husbando tracking my periods for being ready to handle me when I'm ovulating.
No. 469514
>>469399It happens to my husbando a lot too, that's why I don't look at fandom discussion.
>>469439There's already fanart of this, but I just saw it while scrolling through.
>>469468No… I'm still deciding on trying this game because I'm bored, but I don't like the artstyle.
No. 469601
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>>469587I was thinking this too anon. It's a cute idea but it seems shady or even dangerous, especially if you're in the USA where abortion is being banned. Is the game worth downloading btw? I'm on the fence about it since I don't like mobile games but I like the style and the customization looks fun.
No. 469627
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Sageblog, but I hate that these days I have been neglecting my skin care routine. I might need to print this pic to remember to wash my fucking face.
No. 469643
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>>469627please take care of yourself nonna
No. 469658
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>>469643Thank you, nonna. Depression is a hell, I'm glad that my husbando is there to make me feel like everything is ok.
No. 469687
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>>469658sorry you have to go through that, it truly is hell. I hope you feel better soon!
No. 469706
>>469601It's worth it. There's an auto function in battles so you can just enjoy the stories and interactions without caring about mobile gameplay.
>>469587What are they even gonna do with it? Most women already use local tracking apps and they're shadier than what a random company in China can achieve from across the world.
No. 469739
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>>469565ntayrt but unfortunately no. I honestly think he was initially supposed to look like that, based on an old doodle Viv drew (top) but I think they made changes to his design from what I've seen of the Season 2 leaks (bottom).
I'm assuming they wanted to show his "Creole" side more. They gave him curly hair and a little dastardly mustache, kek No. 469759
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I feel like this is like Dirt and Grass, such a natural and disgusting fantasy of mines. I always imagine super mutants Are very gentle with huge dicks, and they are very worried about your pleasure. Their sperm tasting like green apple Jolly Ranchers and grass. They cradle you and want to satisfy your every whim. While the Roach Alien Mutants, Smell and taste like wet mud being pounded by fresh rain. They are very selfish lovers with dicks that are huge on the average man but small on their massive form. They make up for what they lack in their goal of spreading their raisin flavored cum with their amazing long tongues and love of eating pussy. Now when they come together for the threesome, it's like pokemon stadium on N64, but you are in the middle of the field (In my fantasies it's a farm), and they are eyeing each other, both wanting to please you in their own way. Their big hard cocks bouncing as they do their idle motions, wanting you but also wanting to kill each other FOR you
The Super Mutant spouting broken words that are basically, "Let me have her" while the Roach Mutant Alien smiles showing his sharp brown teeth and pink long tongue and goes, you can't even make her cum. Meanwhile, I'm in the middle of the farm on the hay, legs open, just watching them, wanting to see them rip each other apart but at the same time wanting them both to pleasure me.
Come together, Grass and mud, all over me. All natural. So i say something like, "hey, you both can have me or and then you can fight, but lets come togeather, it's only natural". And the super mutant instantly makes the first move getting on his knees and crawling towards me, his dick hard and dragging on the ground of the farm, him whimpering, speaking non-sense, His dick veins look like blades of grass.
While the Roach Alien Mutant, sticks out his tongue, somehow it reaches me going directly inside of me while the Super Mutant watches, angry but so very horny for me, that he begans to hump the ground. I demand he stops seeing some of his green apple/grass smelling pre-cum oozing out of his huge green dick, "No, not yet, you wait" I say, as I enjoy the tongue work of the Roach Mutant Alien man, before I too call him to stop his tongue massage, him first saying, "No, you haven't came yet" but I give him a look and his tongue slithers out of me, as I summon the Super Mutant, him going, "ma'm, please let me pleasure you" and I let him, him picking up his huge dick with TWO big green hands, sticking the head of his massive green apple smelling penis in me, as I raise a finger and the Roach Mutant Man knows what i want and begans to lick my clit as the mutant moans and whimpers thanking me, thanking god, that I allowed him inside me.
And when I cum, he cums the farm smelling like a Apple Jolly Rancher melting in a field of green grass on a sunny day. I kiss the super mutant, ignoring the Mutant Alien Roach man, who begans to seethe, "I made you cum, not him, what about me? I thought he was the grass but i'm the dirt he grows in-" and he's stomping his feet, he's crying and I'm just making out with my Super Mutant Love, us ignoring him causing him so much anger, but he's still turned on so he cums, brown dry mud spraying all over the ground, grass began's to grow where it lands. I stop kissing my Super Mutant Lover, as he melts too, but with a smile. Into warm sticky apple/grass scented goop all over me as I lay on the grown, truly satisfied.
No. 469878
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It's moments like these where I wish I hadn't come across merch like picrel, because now I'll always long for a pin I know I'm never going to have. This is seriously not fair and it hurts.
No. 469882
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>>469878Nona with something like this you can always make one! You can buy button/pin makers and easily get a cute picture of him smiling and put his name on it and make your own.
No. 469883
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>>469878I understand you. Mercari doesn't ship to my country so I'm missing so many amazing merch related to my husbando.
No. 469901
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>>469565>>469739I’m the anon who posted
>>469378 and I didn’t realize that this design wasn’t canon, my bad! All the art I found depicted that cutie and I remember people being disappointed about his design but maybe it’s the 2nd design they dislike. I can’t say I hate the 2nd one, but I find the first design much more appealing. Maybe because he looks so normie, it’s got that gap moe appeal.
No. 469910
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>>469759>Apple Jolly RancherThis whole thing reminded me of when I had a huge crush on Christopher Johnson and I was trying to convince myself he didn’t smell like cat food.
No. 469921
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>>469912He’s from District 9 and in the movie they love to eat canned cat food. They use it as a form of currency and the humans will trade cat food for alien weapons kek.
It’s a good movie. It’s sort of like a documentary-type of film. It’s one of my favorites.