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No. 890025[Reply]

A new thread was overdue so decided to make one to chronicle the shenanigan's of the now second place Ostrenga sister. for unfamiliar farmers see https://lolcow.farm/kiki

previous thread >>>/pt/818510

last thread:
>Kiki continues on her quest to find love. recent conquests include:
>Hottie bugatti >>818572
>Some russian >>830001
>Sweater fag >>840038
>Drug dealer >>845927
>Cosmic cowboy >>848262
>White guy with dreadlocks >>851598
>Homeless surfer (more on him later) >>865088

>Writes and publishes a recipe e-book about how to put almond milk, an overpriced fruit and bananas in a blender. Page layout designs are new age geocites website level of busy >>826633
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No. 909322

>>906458
What is it with ‘empaths’ calling everyone they date narcs? If every man you manage to attract is trash then the problem is you.

No. 909323

>>906728
Why did she black out her messages to him? Doxxing people for not being vegan psychopaths, classy Keeks.

No. 909324

>>908980
Waiting for her nazi phase

No. 909417

Jamboree(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 909504

>>909322
projection and assists in the narrative they are the fawn. every self-titled empath i've ever met is the actual narc


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No. 352777[Reply]

In the new video Amber mentions her friend behind her, 'talking to some dude.' then she goes, 'Goals!'. Must be getting desperate for someone to take care of her. She knows that housing situation isn't going to last, no matter how much she protests otherwise.
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No. 908859

>>908799

Yes, it's the same person. I wonder how many lolcows she'll take on

No. 908887

>>908780
she's belgian, not french. y'all just say it's "bAdLy rEsEarChEd" cuz hating on somebody is the last thing that make y'all hard. you guys just can't be reasoned, you should be ashamed…(unsaged wk-ing)

No. 908899

>>908887
shut the fuck up and learn to sage, go give amber some goddamn ozempic and leave

No. 909265

>>908899
y’all retards

No. 909266

>>908899
y’all retards(sage your shit)


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No. 897986[Reply]

First thread: >>>/snow/93507
Previous thread: >>886620
Websites: https://momokun.co/
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No. 908220

>>908206
yea it was truly awful.

No. 908221

He's live again right now. I can't watch but y'all should, even though its painful to listen to a guy play video games.

No. 908227

>>908210
Moo will always try to hide her true self to the public, even if sometimes she fails at that. Publicly the guy is a hot mess, we all know it. We all laughed and enjoyed the milk tne train wreck it brought.

That’s why when anyone reveals anything that happens privately it really showcases the kind of shit person Mariah is. We will never know all the fucked up shit she does because everyone is scared shitless out of her. Why? It’s not like she has any sort of clout to swing around, or ab experience legal team to threaten anything. It’s because she’s a manipulative cunt who emotionally toys with people to get what she wants. Ozys revelations showed this if you read between the lines of all the shit things they did to each other.

No. 908230

>>908227
>That’s why when anyone reveals anything that happens privately it really showcases the kind of shit person Mariah is
Except knowing your boyfriend is cheating on you and you have suspicions about his phone, that's no Moo being a shit when its true. We get is, she IS this way, but from what we've seen PUBLICLY of THIS RELATIONSHIP, she didn't do any of that stuff and she probably said she wasn't going to do B/G content unless it's with him because it's obviously him in the newest videos. Dude just worded shit to sound worse and multiple anons have pointed out that his stories don't make a lick of sense and he never explained anything that Moo did either, no descriptions or anything.

No. 908235

>>908230
But her reactions to that does show she’s a shit person, they’re not something a normal person would do. Also did we forget the part that she was also talking to other dudes?

I’d you’re not going to believe his shit then why believe all that shit that made him look like an asshole, like him bring physical annd obsessed and also trying to break his phone??


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No. 897638[Reply]

DO NOT COWTIP, THE COW DOES A PERFECTLY GOOD JOB OF MILKING ITSELF

JUNKIE BLOGPOSTING WILL RESULT IN A BAN, NO ONE CARES THAT YOU ARE SKINNIER THAN LUNA, GET A DAMN DIARY

Previous Thread: >>895458
Image Credit: >>897374

The Basics:

>Luna is a 26 year old “sober” heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on/off “sex worker”
>Claims to have overdosed 5+ times
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides make shitty art and write cringeworthy “poetry”
>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun; the most noteworthy illnesses include BPD and an elusive eating disorder
>Started dating her (now) 43 year old “fiancé” Matthew (also known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”; they’ve now been together for 8 years and he clearly has no intention of marrying her
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No. 902152

FUCK thread-chan here, I just tried to post the new thread but I keep getting a message saying that the body is too long, what the fuck is going on? I’ve never had that happen before, is there a new character limit or something?

No. 902153

>>902151
she says it's soft and fluffy but fails to realize that it's because the cuticle is completely blown out and damaged

No. 902154

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>>902123
So you’re saying the Luna threads haven’t turned to shit? Kek wish I was this delusional.
>>902138
That bag sounds like a complete grift what seller would ship out the item for free after providing a refund? Surely the refund being received would be the end of transaction, however I am surprised Tuna didn’t try to claim she was never refunded. Not to mention the my address i dont trust regarding the jewellery this is all very peculiar of course.
>>902152
Pic rel I have seen talk about this issue in /meta/ recently but no replies as of 2 days ago there so I have no idea sorry nonita

No. 902155

>>902154
i would recommend nonnas just shorten the threads OP and post links and thread catchups in another post underneath? if any jillfags here they could do the same in /w/

No. 902156

>>902146
super damaged hair always looks fuller because the cuticle is blasted wide open on each strand. Telltale sign of this is how the ends are stringy and thinner looking. Also, the bottom two-thirds of her hair doesn't hold any color and it seems to wash out super fast when compared to her new root growth that has never been over bleached.


No. 901694[Reply]

idk how forums work so sorry if i somehow mess up formatting or something.

anyway, theres this guy, "dr harrison sachs", and he certainly is something. at first i thought he was a bot. if you look him up on amazon it all just seems like ai generated essays, however if you read some of them (like how k-12 teachers are overpaid or abt hasbro action figures) there is an actual person with how specific the opinions are, even though most use the exact same format with the exact same words and phrases.

he also has a trilogy of fantasy books abt the multiverse that certainly are something. It, along with a lot of his essays actually, have an audiobook format which I think is wild.

however, i was informed that he also has a youtube and twitch where he uses the same type of language when talking. Most of his streams only have 0-1 view, of him just rambling. bc of how similar it is, he's gotta write the essays himself


https://www.twitch.tv/epicnessunleashedcontent(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 901695

Most of his yt videos on his "global educator" channel dont have any views, he pumps out multiple a day, and his intro is "prepare to be bedazzled" and all of those combined makes for a viewing experience at 2am that's wild.

but he also has so many other channels, either inactive or deleted, like his doctorepicness channel from about 5 years ago where he seems a lot healthier to me, and then it ends with him starting a raw vegan diet that he is still doing today if his twitch stream titles have anything to say.

then there's his channel from 6 years ago that he presumably abandoned for the other one, and man im going numb after watching him talk at the void for so lnog

I can keep going, like how his goodreads page has reviews abt some dr ojamo in nigeria who cures herpes, or how he wrote his college thesis on yt letsplays and how you can actually read the paper on ebsco, but idk i think this is enough info for now if you want to experience him.


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No. 312257[Reply]

"I'm the nicest, caring-est person you'll ever fucking meet!" -Amy

A morbidly obese 29-year-old Youtube "star" from Kentucky.
She first started vlogging with her somehow even fatter sister,
Tammy, but these days it's pretty much all about Amy.

Her shit-quality content usually includes hauls of various
kinds of Walmart crap, awful makeup looks and reviews, disgusting storytimes,
and random bullshit that goes on in her filthy house.

While she basks in her glorious e-fame, she fails to realize that
people only follow her for the freakshow.

Some highlights:

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No. 898722

>>898719
sadly I've only seen this screenshot on reddit, currently trying to find the link as well.
https://www.reddit.com/r/1000lbsisters/comments/z1ko1t/tammy_slaton_got_a_lil_freak_in_her/

No. 898752

>>898604
Oh shit, she's actually looking a lot smaller. Good for her.

No. 898825

>>898716
If this is real, I am honestly in awe of the pure audacity.

No. 909172

>>898716
so we're all just gonna skate right on past willingham huh?

No. 911320

>>898290
interesting that i now got banned for a 3 moth post. Did one of the retarded mods dislike one of my posts and argued with me on anon so they didnt know what to do and banned a 3 months old post kek. Also my ban expired.


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No. 888656[Reply]

Lillee Jean is a stunted unwashed "beauty guru" who has taken "fake it till you make it" to previously unseen levels. With over 1 million (fake) followers on Instagram, 11k (fake) followers on Twitter, and 10k (fake) subscribers on youtube, her pitiful engagement rate is propped up by bots, engagement pods, and "bob-vageen" foreign men with no idea who she is.
Lillee is best known for abusing copyright strikes to silence her many critics. LJ and her momager, Laur Trueman, have been on a multi-year "anti-bullying" rampage where they ruthlessly mock other people for their age, looks, socioeconomic status, and more, all for the crime of questioning Lillee.

Many dedicated Lillee critics have created callout videos and posts to expose her racist, dishonest, and absurd behaviour. However, Lillee and Laur remain convinced that this is all a conspiracy organized by one person out to get her.

CLASSIC MILK:
>Extremely stunted social development due to being removed from school around 13-14 years old. Does not appear to have a single friend IRL besides her helicopter mom.
>Is now 20 years old but legitimately plays with dolls
>speaks and writes in "attic pidgin", our affectionate name for her limited grasp of the English language (her only language)
>Claims to have a totally real, not-made-up boyfriend who is both a French diplomat and also a family friend since childhood. "Phillipe" (an incorrect spelling of the French name) seems to hop across continents, being either local or foreign depending on Lillee's convenience. Conflicting details about when they met suggest an inappropriate age gap (with a 23-year-old Pheepy asking out a 14-year-old Lillee). Her alleged boyfriend has no internet presence of his own, and has never been shown by Lillee, despite oversharing every other aspect of her life.
>Uses her "Jewish identity" to deflect all criticism as anti-Semitic, despite not practicing the Jewish religion OR having any clear Jewish lineage
>Constantly exaggerating her status in the beauty community with fake PR
>Got caught running her own fan pages, many of which were racist caricatures of minorities. This included (alleged) POC claiming to hate their own dark skin and wishing to be pale like Lillee.
>Once posted a photoshopped image of herself over Katy Perry's body, claiming to have attended the Met Gala. Later backtracked and tried to pass it off as a fan-edited image.
>Went to the Bite Beauty Lip Lab, created a custom lipstick colour (the point of their business, which anyone can do) and advertised it as an official collab, claiming that her fans could ask for "the Lillee Jean collection" in all Bite stores. Bite Beauty formally asked her to stop making this false claim.
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No. 898172

>>898146
I never expected an LJ camgirl saga but I guess this where it's come to. Maybe this was Laur's plan after all. Lilz did have plenty of pictures she posted with bare feet before.

No. 898174

>>898018
I've had schizophrenic episodes that have made more sense than this shit did. I thought the anons saying it was footfag bait were overreacting until I watched it, Jesus Christ. The goblins really did lose that last ounce of shame, huh?

No. 898183

>>898172
Honestly I think Lillee and Laur have been flirting with the idea for years. Look at all the times Lillees sexualized a cosplay for a cartoon. She’s literally posted pictures of herself in no bra with sheer fabric shirts and you could see EVERYTHING.

That plus the fact she’s insanely horny and shows it but has no outlet, I think she’ll get there eventually.

No. 898189

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Very elegant

No. 898211

new thread >>898210


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No. 886620[Reply]

First thread: >>>/snow/93507
Previous thread: >>879844
Websites: https://momokun.co/
https://peachycollective.co/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MomokunCosplay
Twitter: https://twitter.com/peachygirlmomo
https://twitter.com/momokunco
https://twitter.com/ThePeachyCo_
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Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Momokun
Instagram & Snapchat: momoku.n, mariahmallad (currently down/banned), mmallad.jpg (formerly btsmomokun, xmariahmalladx), the ragdollranch (formerly mariahthecatlady, momoscats), momokun.co (currently down), peachycollective.co
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Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/momokuncosplay
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No. 897931

>>897925
trolling is incorrect. it's trawling.

No. 897946

Next thread pic candidates??

No. 897951

Yknow its tragic asf low-key most ppl moos age are already married, or dating long term. She just tries to pay for a bf n chick's almost thirty lmao if she wasn't such a shithead id feel bad for her

No. 897957

>>897951
Okay, Handmaiden.

No. 897959

>>886907
>>887117
>>889861
>>889946
>>890681
>>891125
>>891922
>>896012

>>897946
Not creative enough to come up with something but I got a kick out of these faces kek.

Also scrolling back through I didn't realize how quickly her recent phases were. The guitar was just the beginning of this thread and the witchy Wednesday Addams skinwalk was only a couple months ago. Girl gives me whiplash, jfc.


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No. 895458[Reply]

DO NOT COWTIP, THE COW DOES A PERFECTLY GOOD JOB OF MILKING ITSELF

JUNKIE BLOGPOSTING WILL RESULT IN A BAN, NO ONE CARES THAT YOU ARE SKINNIER THAN LUNA, GET A DAMN DIARY

Previous Thread: >>892765
Image Credit: >>894114

The Basics:

>Luna is a 26 year old “sober” heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on/off “sex worker”
>Claims to have overdosed 5+ times
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides make shitty art and write cringeworthy “poetry”
>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun; the most noteworthy illnesses include BPD and an elusive eating disorder
>Started dating her (now) 43 year old “fiancé” Matthew (also known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”; they’ve now been together for 8 years and he clearly has no intention of marrying her
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No. 897634

>>897573
Knowing her luck her dad will leave her a comfortable inheritance so she’s probably counting the days

No. 897637

LOCKING IMMINENT

Thread has exceeded 1200 posts and is about to be locked! Please create a new thread and post a link to it.

No. 897639

NEW THREAD!

>>>/pt/897638
>>>/pt/897638
>>>/pt/897638
>>>/pt/897638

No. 897641

>>897634
You think he's not going to die of a wasting illness like cancer? Something that drains your savings. That's how he's going to go. If he goes into a nursing home they will seize his apartment and sell it to cover what medicare won't. Tuna is getting shit out of him.

No. 897644

>>897617
lol the awkward unnatural pics showing off the tatt happening again


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No. 864461[Reply]

Vicky is a middle aged scratcher from Buttfuck Nowhere, Hicksville, Canada with an exhaustive recorded history of stealing deposits, cancelling appointments, and giving disastrous mangled tattoos to her clients. One of the reasons why this thread exists is to warn anyone who happens to Google her name prior to getting a tattoo from her.

Vicky is also a washed up “scene queen” who likes spending her free time reliving her glory days on MySpace by getting hammered and posting poorly shopped thirstpics and embarrassing videos on her various personal and “professional” social media accounts. She then posts the resulting DMs she gets from random horny old men and neckbeards, the sorts of DMs normal women ignore or are repulsed by, seemingly as proof of her desirability - despite, of course, being perpetually single for pretty much her entire adult life.

Vicky exhibits a plethora of curious behaviours such as pretending to be British, pretending to be wealthy, pretending to be a super-fit ninja, pretending to be educated, pretending to be a model and pretending to be the one and only woman who likes/does "X", and of course, pretending to be unbothered by criticism.

Latest milk:

> still has a boyfriend she’s too embarrassed to post online that she calls “G” Someone has pitted him as a guy 10 years her junior named “Gabriel” >>>/pt/

> has started working out of her cat piss infested apartment cause she lost her tattoo shop.
> continues to talk badly about OF girls >>>/pt/841230 cause she “morals” even though she continues to steal deposits, and posts close ups of her vagina on tiktok and fb.

>>> tattoo updates still being shared to show how badly her tattoos age. >>>/pt/841553 >>>/pt/846147

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No. 897802

>>897761
Weird how she was dropping numerous thirst traps, feeling “ Mabey sometimes good, mabey sometimes shit” but she starts dating her ex .. or new guy and she’s too lazy to work again.

No. 897805

>>897761
How can you post about yourself in the third person like this and not immediately die of embarrassment

No. 897823

>>897761
LMAO I’m ESL and my command of the English language is better than hers. She’s a literal retard. Imagine getting to the age 40 in a developed country and being this illiterate

No. 897830

NEW THREAD

>>>/pt/897829

No. 897892

>>875718
It wasn't this picture but this does remind me of the one where she openly admitted to using CGI effects


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