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No. 916787[Reply]

Hello users of lolcow.

We are an extraterrestrial civilization. Our homeworld experienced an unfortunate disaster and had to be vacated, so we set off in the direction of your system after comparing many potential locations for resettlement. Currently, we are en route to your system and already well into the second-half of the journey, and our habitat vessels is in the process of deceleration. These vessels carry the entirety of our species and civilization, along with another refugee species who unfortunately live amongst us, but they are a very small minority.

We are also primates, just like you. While the majority of us are augmented with synthetic components, or have transferred their totality into a full automaton or uplinked into our networks, we are still born as gonochoristic primates, just like you. The non-simian refugees we have with us also practice a form of mysticism or religion that also exists on your homeworld, though we do not share their belief system nor engage in any similar practices. Even after all of that put together there aren't a lot of us, and most of our population has been stored in our non-volatile database. The ones still in a physical form form only number an estimated 1.5 million, including the refugees.

Despite the fact that I can post here instantly regardless of distance, our vessel is still en route and moving, so time is moving slower for us, and I might be unable to make another post in this thread or reply to anybody before its archived, but I will still attempt to address any concerns or questions you may have in this thread or a third thread.

We should be arriving in your system within less than 8 Earth years.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 916790

>>916787
I, too, smoke marijuana.


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No. 897829[Reply]

The Basics:

>Vicky is a middle aged scratcher from Buttfuck Nowhere, Hicksville, Canada with an exhaustive recorded history of stealing deposits, cancelling appointments, and giving disastrous mangled tattoos to her clients. One of the reasons why this thread exists is to warn anyone who happens to Google her name prior to getting a tattoo from her.
>She is also a washed up “scene queen” who likes spending her free time reliving her glory days on MySpace by getting hammered and posting poorly shopped thirstpics and embarrassing videos on her various personal and “professional” social media accounts. She then posts the resulting DMs she gets from random horny old men and neckbeards, the sorts of DMs normal women ignore or are repulsed by, seemingly as proof of her desirability - despite, of course, being perpetually single for pretty much her entire adult life.
>Vicky exhibits a plethora of curious behaviours such as pretending to be British, pretending to be wealthy, pretending to be a super-fit ninja, pretending to be educated, pretending to be a model and pretending to be the one and only woman who likes/does "X", and of course, pretending to be unbothered by criticism.

Historical Milk:

>Jackie came with the MILK (tl;dr Victoria’s cat pissed all over her couch and Victoria was too broke to pay for it, she begged Jackie to stay at her place cause she can’t pay her bills, etc.) >>829023
>Vicky creates a new Instagram account for her tattoos, has hardly any followers and ends up making it private >>820656
>Continues to post egregiously shooped pics that are looking more and more like an overinflated sex doll with less and less resemblance to her actual self >>820676
>Despite being an award-winning Michelin star chef who has cooked for celebrities as far off as Timbuktu the only thing she seems capable of cooking are Yorkshire puddings (which would explain why she’s so fucking huge) >>820908
>Joins TikTok, looks fatter than ever >>821095
>Posts a video to “prove” her fake Versace bra is real >>821108
>Spergs incessantly about how she doesn’t want to be skinny, hard fucking cope for being a ham planet >>821012
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No. 916756

>>916738
NTA but come on. "Gut hanging over" is language that implies someone chubby wearing ill fitting clothes. Victoria isn't anywhere near fat and hasn't been for a long time. She still wears the same clothes from years ago but that's part of why we love her.

I hope someone is working on a new thread. This is the milkiest Victoria has been in years.

No. 916769

You sound stupid. Clearly there is editing at her waistband so it looks not as bad as it is. A child could figure that out

No. 916789

>>916769
Yeah but could you figure out how to reply to a post or sage correctly?

No. 916795

lol yeah not giving a shit how this archaic site works must make me stupid👍

No. 916802

>>916715
Zooming in on her waist and her cheap Wish leggings melt into her stomach tattoo. Honestly, how does she believe people can’t see all these shitty edits?


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No. 908454[Reply]

First thread: >>>/snow/93507
Previous thread: >>897986
Websites: https://momokun.co/
https://peachycollective.co/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MomokunCosplay
Twitter: https://twitter.com/peachygirlmomo
https://twitter.com/momokunco
https://twitter.com/ThePeachyCo_
OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/momokun
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Momokun
Instagram & Snapchat: mariahmallad, mmallad.jpg (formerly btsmomokun, xmariahmalladx), the ragdollranch (formerly mariahthecatlady, momoscats), peachycollective.co
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xmomokunx (Banned)
Camversity: https://www.camversity.com/MariahMallad/profile (Old, deleted)
Pornhub: https://www.pornhub.com/users/mariahmallad (Inactive)
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/momokuncosplay
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No. 916211

>>916210
I think this will be the cosplay her weird ass proportions will fit

No. 916214

>>916175
sorry to be that nona but I'm having a hard time finding the source for this? i've gone through city of las vegas and nevada inmates but it doesn't bring up any results, where can we find this?

No. 916215

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moo, once again arguing on twitter

No. 916216

>>916207

her cosplays are always either just flavor of the week or the most manipulative/abusive characters she can find


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No. 898210[Reply]

Lillee Jean is a stunted unwashed "beauty guru" who has taken "fake it till you make it" to previously unseen levels. With over 1 million (fake) followers on Instagram, 11k (fake) followers on Twitter, and 10k (fake) subscribers on youtube, her pitiful engagement rate is propped up by bots, engagement pods, and "bob-vageen" foreign men with no idea who she is.
Lillee is best known for abusing copyright strikes to silence her many critics. LJ and her momager, Laur Trueman, have been on a multi-year "anti-bullying" rampage where they ruthlessly mock other people for their age, looks, socioeconomic status, and more, all for the crime of questioning Lillee.

Many dedicated Lillee critics have created callout videos and posts to expose her racist, dishonest, and absurd behaviour. However, Lillee and Laur remain convinced that this is all a conspiracy organized by one person out to get her.

CLASSIC MILK:
>Extremely stunted social development due to being removed from school around 13-14 years old. Does not appear to have a single friend IRL besides her helicopter mom.
>Is now 21 years old but legitimately plays with dolls
>speaks and writes in "attic pidgin", our affectionate name for her limited grasp of the English language (her only language)
>Claims to have a totally real, not-made-up boyfriend who is both a French diplomat and also a family friend since childhood. "Phillipe" (an incorrect spelling of the French name) seems to hop across continents, being either local or foreign depending on Lillee's convenience. Conflicting details about when they met suggest an inappropriate age gap (with a 23-year-old Pheepy asking out a 14-year-old Lillee). Her alleged boyfriend has no internet presence of his own, and has never been shown by Lillee, despite oversharing every other aspect of her life.
>Uses her "Jewish identity" to deflect all criticism as anti-Semitic, despite not practicing the Jewish religion OR having any clear Jewish lineage
>Constantly exaggerating her status in the beauty community with fake PR
>Got caught running her own fan pages, many of which were racist caricatures of minorities. This included (alleged) POC claiming to hate their own dark skin and wishing to be pale like Lillee.
>Once posted a photoshopped image of herself over Katy Perry's body, claiming to have attended the Met Gala. Later backtracked and tried to pass it off as a fan-edited image.
>Went to the Bite Beauty Lip Lab, created a custom lipstick colour (the point of their business, which anyone can do) and advertised it as an official collab, claiming that her fans could ask for "the Lillee Jean collection" in all Bite stores. Bite Beauty formally asked her to stop making this false claim.
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No. 915864

>>915842
I thought Lillee was a Disney fan? And yet she can't even spell the character's name right. It has the same energy as people who use "rEpunzel" or "Pokerhonus".

And I very highly doubt she was in a production of Mary Poppins Jr a professional actress would at least refer to the production as it's correct name on her resume. (I've never seen the stage show version btw but from what I know why would there need to be a scene with a bunch of dancing/singing umbrellas? There's only one important umbrella in the whole story that I'm aware of. My guess is Lillee so desperately wanted a role she begged the director to make one up for her so she could be on stage the same time the main character was so she could share equal stage time and pretend she was the main character.)

No. 915871

>>915842
Her biggest claim to stage time is to be a background dancer in an elementary school production. That,uhhhh, that says alot.

No. 915873

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B..ut Anons..! She forgot all of her wonderful cosplay like the dwarves and tinkerbell!

No. 915876

>>915871
Every single kid in the world has to do class performances - imagine thinking that doing a stupid school thing at age 11 was the the peak of your accomplishments and belongs on a resume?????

No. 916728

Wow what the fuck is wrong with you people? Look I don't give a fuck that you posted me but leave this girl the fuck alone! I looked at her profile and she seems really sweet and like she really cares about what she's doing and she's clearly autistic so I hope you cunts feel cool making fun of a disabled person. You're so full of hate it makes me fucking sick and I hope you ugly middle aged hags all die of fucking breast cancer(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)


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No. 915308[Reply]

Information:

Aliases:
Plagued Moth
Moth Media Productions
THE SPECTRE PROJECT
"The Hurter of Feelings"
"The Gore God"
"The Most Controversial Commentary"

YouTube:
Plagued Moth: https://www.youtube.com/@PlaguedMoth
Moth Media Productions: https://www.youtube.com/@mothmediaproductions
THE SPECTRE PROJECT: https://www.youtube.com/@thespectreproject3961

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No. 915309

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>Doxing, trolling and harassment

One of Plagued Moth's earliest public detractors was Jimmy J, a former fan, who would make callout videos about him on his channels and then flood his comment sections with alt accounts supporting the video. Jimmy J has been accused of being a pedophile, and he would use alt accounts to send Plagued Moth photoshopped porn of his young daughter who was diabetic. Jimmy J on his own is a massive rabbit hole, involving KiwiFarms doxing Jimmy J. I recommend watching this video by Smithy McSmith, explaining the situation in-depth here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9HdLGBe8kI

In August of 2022, Plagued Moth posted a video discussing the ethics of a channel about putting animals in the same room as a predator. He deemed the video safe for YouTube and should stay up since it isn't gore. However, he spoke of another channel called Medic7 Christian Videos, a channel still up to this day that previously posted Christian songs spliced with gore videos such as the aforementioned Ronnie McNutt suicide video, as well as the Christchurch mosque shooting. Medic7 is a troll who is 15-16 years old. He often trolls a livestreamer named Bill Jensen, who in himself is a Christian trollsona put on for livestream. Bill Jensen is a subsection of the larger TriHard Legion, a community devoted to trolling Twitch and YouTube streamers with racist videos. Most notable streamers they've targeted are Bathrobe_Dwane, the Oddkast Podcast, Bill Jensen, and Ghost Politics.

Plagued Moth was doxxed by what he claimed was a group of pedophiles. Certain trolls and detractors would harass him with his dox. One of these trolls was Medic7.

>LGBTQ+ Alignment

In November 2022, Plagued Moth streamed and later uploaded a video coming out as gender-fluid, using He/They pronouns to his audience. Although he faced scrutiny for his identity, he was mostly accepted with open arms by his larger audience.

>Mental Decline

With the content he reviews and with how thoroughly he does so sometimes, it's no surprise Moth has mental issues caused by being exposed to said content. Other than that, Moth has childhood trauma from an abusive parent and has been diagnosed with complex post-traumatic stress disorder. He is also a massive liar.
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No. 902161[Reply]

Due to character limit issues, summaries, recaps and links will be posted in the thread itself

DO NOT COWTIP, THE COW DOES A PERFECTLY GOOD JOB OF MILKING ITSELF

JUNKIE BLOGPOSTING WILL RESULT IN A BAN, NO ONE CARES THAT YOU ARE SKINNIER THAN LUNA, GET A DAMN DIARY

AI GENERATED POEMS ARE NOT MILK

Previous Thread: >>897638
Image Credit: >>901999
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No. 914255

>>914253
Wash your hair clips nona. It's a hygiene thing not a gen z thing kek.

No. 914256

>>914253
anon is as filthy as tuna confirmed
why would you out yourself like this kek

No. 914258

for some reason i love how tuna dresses. she’s grunge and punk but doesn’t need to look like that to be a part of the culture(lolcow.farm/rules)

No. 914308

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Some recent Instagram posts. Tunas got another new doctor

No. 914313

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>>914308
Her doctor has full wine bottles as decoration? Hew whot mayte?


No. 913829[Reply]

Are you guys familiar with this nobody “game dev” company called Afterlife Games? In which they’ve published nothing but temper tantrums and tirades on Twitter and wonder why nobody wants to work for them? Well, they released a video bitching about the lack of diversity in that new FF game while also calling Barrett Wallace a token black character, admitting that they’ve never played a single Final Fantasy game, and going on a racist rant about Japanese people depicting European culture accurately.

Literally the textbook definition of what an SJW is like: admitting they don’t want to hear the other side of the story and throwing a hissy fit over all of the negative comments calling them out while keeping only the comments that give them a handjob telling them they’re right and everyone else is wrong. Can’t wait for a whole bunch of Japanese fans to call this idiot out for referring to them as “honorary Caucasians who were taught to be white” lol


I linked the YouTube video for your viewing. Notice how he deleted all the negative comments and is just huffing his own copium on Twitter(shit thread, newfag, lurk moar)

No. 913830

https://youtu.be/mR513cR91VE

No. 913831

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Lol, just check his Twitter and check out the comments and QRTs in that one post

https://twitter.com/afterlifegames8/status/1650908906678517766


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No. 890095[Reply]

If you’re new, please make sure you read https://lolcow.farm/info and https://lolcow.farm/rules before posting

24 year old “family friendly pet mom” YouTuber, her insane controlling mother, and her obsession with mental health and addiction recovery advocacy.

Previous thread: >>>/pt/882127

The basics:

>Taylor is a notorious animal hoarder known for collecting 40+ rare and exotic pets and manhandling/mistreating them for the sake of her Youtube channel which has over 1 million subscribers. Many pets have died in her care, many more have fallen ill due to her neglect or disappeared after “rehoming” them. Fails to give proper enclosures to many of her pets, including overstuffing fish tanks, keeping her kittens locked in the bathroom, and her mouse and hedgehog in the closet.
>Taylor left sober living after rehoming around 12 of her pets to be “back with her animals” living at her mother’s house, her animals all seem to be crammed into one room and taken care of by her mother.
>Taylor loves to throw pity parties for herself and dodge the real issues when faced with criticism about her husbandry, hoarding, and hypocrisy. She can never keep her stories straight and will tell outright lies only to contradict them hours later. Her fans are sycophants who only encourage her.
>Taylor has established a pattern of promising to upload, and making terrible excuses relating to poor internet connection or tech issues, or flat out vanishing for weeks to months, returning to announce another come back video which is totally coming

Taylor’s Social Media Links:
Twitter: https://twitter.com/taylorndean
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No. 913402

>>913394
Still allergic to show any of the terrariums…

No. 913435

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>>913402
she always makes it so obvious she reads here.

No. 913438

>>913435
god she’s so dumb. it’s obvious she ran around to try and make this look adequate so she could take a picture and it still isn’t even up to standard and she herself admitted that. she said she ran out of substrate yesterday so she had all day today to get more and just didn’t? you would never know taking care of animals is her job.

No. 913440

>>913435
Lmao every slide has that "d-don't worry I know its shit I-I'll f-fix it I try so hard buhu but things OUTSIDE OF MY CONTROL uwu"
Bitch you laid years in bed, go buy what you need you lazy piece of shit.

No. 916284

Had a rememberdark “checkin’ in” feeling, seems like business as ushe at her little exotic zoo. Maybe she’ll make a tiny lemonade stall and start charging people to come in!


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No. 856121[Reply]

If you don't have the material, time, or experience to make a new thread about a subject you want to discuss, use this thread to see if other farmers are interested in making and joining one.

Previous threads
>>>/pt/366110
>>>/pt/486300
>>>/pt/633584
>>>/pt/763213
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No. 913299

>>856121
Do we have a thread on Lex Fitzgerald?

No. 913302

>>913277
>>>/snow/1809563

No. 913303

Hiding In My Room should have a thread, fucker gives me the heebeejeebees

No. 919134

that athena girl is milky as fuck and is always getting brought up in the jc threads
plsss she all over the place

No. 919171

https://instagram.com/senpaislittlebrat?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==


https://www.facebook.com/p/Athena-Harlow-Lyn-100089314351643/


https://x.com/senpaislilbrat_?t=gXIiu2nxd06zc4hktCZBcQ&s=09


https://onlyfans.com/athenakitten

I've been waiting to make this shit
She's been the laughing stock of sacramento for over 10 years ever since this girl brittany rocked her shit and jumped her for having a big mouth. She's perfect cow always posting her drama online. She's always in relationships and getting fucked over and then another relationship and that one "abused me" then married twice, had a kid that I think is dead now (p sure from sids) drug her poor second husband in the dirt treated him like trash he eventually left her ass and she CONTANTLY sad posts wanting him back he literally moved away and deleted all socials she traumatized him lmfao gets with this sketchy tattood insane Mexican guy that was clearly a herion addict (and just ugly as fuck) and eventually became a drug addict (not surprised one bit) shit got baaaad I remember she was saying that crazy junkie ex kidnapped her and tried to kill her (she was missing and he did go to jail for it) her and jonny Craig (and all of dance gavin dance) go way back (I went to school with her and ive hated her ever since her best friend is my bestfriend and she tells me all this dumb shit and she posts EVERYTHING online) they like dated for a while or where just REALLY close even up until the Syd drama. ALSO She's fucked that cobweb tattoo face fucker too idk that story completely. She WAS best friends with Tim feerek only because she was married to ben the guitar player for a lot like birds and I'm SO CERTAIN she was cheating on ben with Tim and THATS why he left her. She's a train wreck and did crazy shit when she was at her peak Junkie faze. She claims she's sober now and was in rehab for a while (her socials where completely quiet for months) pictures of NA chips and recovery bullshit now. God there's sooo much more lmfao I follow her (lurk acc) purely for the entertainment for SO long and never understood why she hasn't gotten more shit for how trash she is and has such a big mouth. She thinks she's tough as fuck because her dad's a hello angel. I even heard she literally pistol wiped someone LMFAO she's "always getting raped" yep one of those girl every man in her life has raped and abused her. Kelly told her something about her mom sold her into trafficking when she was 11 so maybe that's why she's so fucked off. Doesn't explain how she's such a whore though. She was in porn for a while for kink and she was dating Owen gray (fucking yuck) she's trash I subbed to her onlyfans once and HOLY SHIT it's DISGUSTIG and there's easily 20 + different people in there lmfao (sucks they all have herpes now) ohhh she she was fucking Corey laquay for a while YES he was with Chelsea and yes she found out and they're still together. She dated Red from kingdom of giants and he says that was something he regrets the most in his life LMFAO right now I'm pretty sure she's fucking some Russian chicks husband
Uhhh I know I know more I can't think rn but I think that's good enough amount of milk


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No. 753753[Reply]

Fahr Sindram / FahrlightLoki Anonymous 4 years ago No. 156500

https://www.facebook.com/fahrlightloki
http://fahrlight.tumblr.com/
http://fahrlightloki.tumblr.com/

Fame-thirsty cosplayer with delusions of grandeur, tries to conceal that the only publisher that prints her "manga" is actually owned by her family.

Denies photoshopping, begs for donations for rent, vet bills, and now she claims to be trans and gets donations for all medical costs relating to it, threatens suicide if followers don’t donate.(shit thread)
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No. 877389

>>877334
They're like ghosts. She needs VERY expensive gear to catch them in action.

No. 877727

>>877208
Someone send her a proper whippet cracker set up, this is just a waste of time and food

No. 877728

NOTICE

Thread has reached 1100 posts. The thread will be locked and you will be unable to post in it shortly after it exceeds 1200 posts. Please begin preparing a new thread and post a link to it when it's created.

No. 877916

>>877728
New thread is here: >>>/pt/877915

No. 912109

>>852356
I’ve heard Will wasn’t let back online cus it’s wasn’t good for his mental health after getting consulted by a doctor. This what Keyes told me 3 years ago.


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