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No. 848981

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/funeral1996/

Tumblr: https://heavenlykitten1996.tumblr.com/

Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/offthebone1996
https://twitter.com/bimbokitten96 [sw twitter]

>Formerly known as angelhair1996, howl1996, junkhun, funeralhome420 and Lunakittenxxx (to name but a few)
>25 year old heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on-and-off “sex worker”
>Has overdosed thrice
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides shitty art and poetry
>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun
>Started dating her (now 42) year old “fiancé” (hereby known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”. They’ve been together now for 7 years
>has a following of impressionable young girls who she has convinced to “help” her during this “tough time” in her life
>Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but rants on the internet how vile it is to do so
>”I’m not trying to be Courtney Love!”
>Tries to be exactly like Courtney Love
>Loves to share her grimy life on the internet, including awful photos of her cats laying in filth and used needles, unwashed clothes, etc
>Constantly buys cheap shit on Amazon while complaining about being penniless
>Milks her ex-gf’s suicide for struggle points

Historical Milk
>Squandered a large inheritance from her grandmother within a year and lost the property she also inherited because she didn’t pay tax on it
>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)
>Exploited Roger (Lurch’s sick dad) by squatting in his apartment and leeching off his social security until he died. They were soon evicted because they couldn’t pay rent
>Luna and Lurch then move in with her ex-addict mother in her one-bedroom poverty home, ultimately drives her mother to relapse and go to inpatient >>795390
>Her dad's apartment caught on fire; Luna spreads ashes on her face

Sex Worker Saga
>Then began a “sex work” career, taking grimy nudes and videos and selling them through twitter for drug money, looking more and more dead in every photo
>Made premade videos, one is called PEE DRINK >>730829
>Anon leaks a ‘commission’ video where Luna calls her dad and says she’s got a stable job, then takes her dress off and masturbates for the camera. Dad sounds supportive and happy for her as she uses him to get someone else’s humiliation fetish rocks off >>758647 WARNING: SAD AS FUCK >>758661
>“Online acquaintance” of Luna’s turns up after being sent the dad video >>761016, insinuates Luna has sold videos of her shooting up in her legs via her SW twitter. Shares screencap, looks like necrosis waiting to happen >>761037
>Returns to sex work >>805775, >>810203
>A year later, anon drops “lurch gyrating Luna’s ass” and “full intercourse” vids that they bought but didn’t leak at the time: >>811491, >>811554

Eviction/Sobriety Saga
>Luna uploads a video where her and Lurch yell at a social worker >>811724
>Electricity gets shut off >>813209 and Luna continues to refer to the owner of the apartment as "her landlord" despite admitting on facebook that they're not supposed to be there >>813354
>The apartment door lock has broken, Luna and lurch build sad little barricades >>816475, >>815981
>The cops pay a visit >>813338 and find drugs, paraphernalia and a knife. Charges are filed against Lurch >>819990, >>822424, >>824442
>As a result, Lurch now has to submit drug tests on the reg, and Luna allegedly actually detoxes from heroin (while still using methadone and/or weed, other opiates and/or benzos) >>821718, >>822657, >>823499, >>823823, >>824260
>Luna keeps claiming to be sober >>824858, >>825465, >>827008 despite still taking fucking Xanax >>825462
>”Abusive” dad relapses >>825466, is “dying” >>825993, >>826190, Meanwhile, Luna says it’s a “slap in the face” that her mother dares to be high around her >>826257
>Freaks out incessantly on Reddit about her and Lurch’s stimmy checks as it’s clearly their own income
>Luna and Lurch are attacked by neighbor’s pitbulls totally not while stealing >>831109

Assault Saga/Last Thread's Milk
>Luna claims to have been raped by a stranger in her building >>840784, >>840941 Anons infight about whether or not she's telling the whole truth
>Buys more cheap clothes and posts selfies while claiming she hates her body/blames herself/needs validation/whatever, just a few examples >>841690, >>841703, >>841769, >>842149
>Reports the rape to the police >>841832, >>841834, It seems to go quite well
>Seemingly friends again with @rlyblonde >>841987
>Joins an taxpayer-funded outpatient program >>842284, complains all the weed addicts there don't know tr00 addiction or pain like she does >>842612
>Gushes over new psychiatrist, is finally "officially" diagnosed with BPD >>842775
>Goes to group therapy in a bra top >>843503 and complains about being sent home >>843715
>Police now don't entirely believe her rape story >>843957, now suspect her of submitting a falsified statement
>Posts a new picture of her FILTHY home >>844132
>Continues to complain about her outpatient program not being exactly how she wants it to be when she can't even self-police her own addiction >>844376
>Posts a block of text about her addiction >>844453, tldr medication is the one solution and nothing is her fault
>ANOTHER block of text >>844584, tldr I was such a gifted child waaah and now I won't put in the minimum effort at therapy to get better
>AND ANOTHER this time about her dad being mean to her >>844964
>And another about how much her childhood sucked >>845670, and how about how everyone who does drugs is an awful person but SHE'S just a victim
>Posts about self-harming >>845732, and is OFFENDED when someone calls a wellness check on her >>845746, >>845759
>Posts a picture of her stolen copy of Marx's writings >>845778, Farmers make fun of her for seemingly not knowing the difference between Capital and the Communist Manifesto, she then makes it EXTREMELY obvious she lurks by posting a clarification about the book >>845838
>WE ARE ACKNOWLEDGED >>845847, Luna posts a speech scolding farmers and asking them to leave her alone, swears to never blog about her life again
>Promptly returns to blogging about her life again >>846062
>Seems to finally cut off contact with her credit card I mean dad >>845878, >>845887
>Luna gets psych warded >>846413, Calls it the "worst day of her life" but not explaining why, posts unsettling selfies with her ekg stickers still on >>846458
>Seems to be police-related >>847120, Current theory is she lost her shit when she took all of her klonopin and psych wouldn't give her more

twenty one >>>/pt/574429
twenty two >>>/pt/591749
twenty three >>>/pt/619612
twenty four >>>/pt/657873
twenty five >>>/pt/689217
twenty six >>>/pt/734529
twenty seven >>>/pt/767687
twenty eight >>>/pt/795757
twenty nine >>>/pt/811991
thirty >>>/pt/824552
thirty one >>>/pt/832421
thirty two >>>/pt/841646

No. 848984

Social media:

https://www.instagram.com/funeral1996 (private)
https://www.twitter.com/lilcherub1996 (inactive)
https://www.twitter.com/lunakittenxxx (SW account, deleted)


https://www.deviantart.com/thatpoisonleaf (deleted)
https://www.flickr.com/people/54485349@N05 (skwisgaarskwigelf)


https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com (inactive)

Archives of past tumblr accounts:
http://skwisgaarskwigelf.tumblr.com (deleted, no archives)

The Pulp Girls / Zine:


About Luna:
https://witchycrankypoo.tumblr.com (howl1996 drama, inactive)


No. 848985

That pic. Thought that was lillee jean for a moment

No. 848990

Thank you for making the new thread OP. But, I have to wonder, should we have waited for her to restart her antics before we made this? She weirdly stopped producing any real milk a few days ago. Has anyone been watching her Reddit and Tumblr?

No. 848994

Sorry if this is over dramatic but considering how long of a hiatus this is for her on social media, is anyone else worried she OD’? or something along that vein?

No. 848995

She’s just been making the occasional post on Reddit about the games she plays. Fun summer.

No. 848996

She literally posted on Reddit 3 minutes ago.

No. 848997

My bad I checked her tumblr but not reddit

No. 849000

She used to go on hiatus for 14 or more days before.

No. 849003

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No. 849005

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She's deep in that Chris Chan lore lmfao

No. 849009

Probably why we haven't heard from her or of her infinite sadness. she's squatting in her moms apartment high as fuck enjoying the fact that she neither raped her mother nor has rotting toenails despite the odds.

No. 849014

Hey, that's angeltroon from the egirls thread. When worlds collide!

No. 849017

I also expect with her BPD she is "punishing" her followers/farmers for the most traumatic thing ever police visit & hospital trip a few days later. That's why she threatened to stop posting she wants people to say "Nooo don't go bb!" And fakeboi did kek.
But her need for validation will outweigh her need to punish fairly soon.

No. 849018

Never posted here before. Is this anonymous?(lolcow.farm/info)

No. 849026

No Mariah Carey, it sadly isn't. When is your new album coming?

No. 849030

nearly fucking pissed myself
yes newfriend. put "sage" in the email field and type away

No. 849066

The Mr.Robot sub lmao. She 100% relates herself to the main character with MuH AdDiCtIonS aNd MenTal iLLneSs!!!

No. 849246

He’s not addicted on that show really tho, that’s what makes it even worse. He turns it on and off, which Luna can’t.

No. 849260


Luna can also turn it on and off because she's larping

No. 849299

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luna's at it again ladies

No. 849337

Anon pls. I cackled irl

No. 849341

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No. 849359

Getting btfo by a bingo caller named kawaiistrawberrydreamboi has to hurt. At least she still has has her stalker fakeboi to give a shit about her bait.

No. 849368

muh sidez

No. 849381

wtf is with luna and fakebois

No. 849390

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No. 849400

i was in an fb opiate chatroom (where people openly sell to each other) before I got sober, and she was a big part of it. Gets consistent donations and drugs shipped to her from the higher ups in the FB group. Group is called Heroin Bunnies. A few months ago there was some issue with her cause Lurch opened a package full of dope and started messaging the leader of the group. They're all disgusting people, but especially her lol. She wouldn't even interact with other people, just rant about how horrible and awful everything is. People would try to give her advice and she'd just keep talking about what she needs or who can give her money while shes "sober" taking 3 xanax bars at a time.

No. 849402

Can anyone post screencaps? I know some anons already did from this exact group

No. 849403

just general beggary, I got kicked out of the group for warning other people about what goes on there. However, I am in still in one with her thats like 10 ppl, I can post screens from that. but she is hardly ever around lol. usually just lonely junkie 20 yearolds sending her money and jizzing over her

No. 849404

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heres a good lol tho

No. 849409

oh my god, is that in reply to one of those 'validate me or else' posts?

No. 849411

heres a good lol tho>>849409
Sure is lmao, I got LOADS of those validation replies. Someone posted this thread in the chatroom yesterday, and they all talk about how awful these people are and how shes a beautiful person who deserves kindness and respect owowo

No. 849426

post them i need 2 laugh!!

No. 849457

I can't stop laughing

No. 849543

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No. 849544

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No. 849545

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No. 849546

Wow her hair is absolutely fucked.

No. 849552

tits going off in different directions, eyes going in different directions, hair melted off at different lengths…

No. 849559

She looks like she has just escaped a psych ward. She always does, but this time more than usual.

No. 849570

Fuck, she really does. Extra care ward stylin'.

No. 849575

She's mentioning how gross she feels about herself and how depressed she is which means she's about to start begging for pricey shit. Her hair is absolutely ruined but she's too vain to cut it.

No. 849579

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No. 849581

Least gross she's ever looked actually, but girl needs to brush her hair.

No. 849592

The filters are working overtime

No. 849621

she cant brush it, it would literally break off in clumps. all she can do is cut it. she might even look cuter with short hair.

No. 849623

luna with a pixie cut could look really lovely, i hope she considers it. her poor hair needs a break

No. 849625

and then stop bleaching the shit out of it

No. 849627

>>>feeling down on my appearance
you should
>>>i'll probably delete this cos i feel gross
you didn't have to post it in the first place. there's still time to delete. what happened to hiding your body? nobody needs to see your disheveled ass to know that you're alive. the picture of your nails would have sufficed you attention starved scum

No. 849641

It makes me cringe every time she shows off new nails because of how she jams them under the quick. Her ring finger already looks inflammed.

No. 849655

I agree. Even though she is grimy, she has a somewhat cute face shape imo. Girl just needs to start taking care of herself, dump lurch and get sober. But we all know she won’t do any of that.

No. 849672

Luna and lovely in the same sentence, yikes. She uses her hair to give her an oval shape face, her face is square and her hair is her shield from the cruel world lol.

No. 849685

>>849621 I wish one of her simps would send her a protein treatment. The REAL kind, because I know she would fuck it up and snap her hair off as it dries before she could rinse it out. Its called aphogee from sallys if anyone knows what im talking about. Mega keks.

No. 849731


I don't even think the entire Olaplex line would fix what she's done to that dry straw she calls hair.

And Luna doesn't deserve shit from her sImPs aka people who pity her.

She's better off cutting that mess off her head and starting over instead of waiting for someone to come save the day like she always does. Usually daddy is the only one that comes through for her, yet she still posts that "some guy" or a "fan" bought her something.

No. 849737

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No. 849744


Let's be real, Tuna has no fans, only farmers, fakebois, and people that pity her pathetic bullshit (like Dad).

No. 849833

Nonnie I can't

No. 849841

don't fakebois count as farms?

No. 850082

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Sage for ot

No. 850135

Does Tuna have a tiktok? She's interesting enough to get the follows and views and could become a "creator" and make some money.
But I suppose who needs to put any effort out when you can live a cushy life squatting and living off "evil dad"'s money

No. 850196

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She does but doesn’t post on it

No. 850332

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No. 850336

kek does luna even have her drivers license?

No. 850339

>some actual decent clothes
how about a washing machine instead?

No. 850342

The wild thing is these things aren’t that hard to get. Even poor people can achieve some of these things. What she means to say is she wants someone to give her a permanent home and clothes a car.

No. 850388

No, she’s “terrified of driving”

No. 850407

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Kek looks like she finally cut off some of the straw she calls her hair shame she won't post a pic, it must be really bad, also setting up for begging for more clothes considering she most definitely has plenty of "summer clothes"

No. 850408

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Samefag but unless this is an old pic she really hasn't cut like anything off so that's not gonna do a damn thing, filter working overtime and it looks like her cat has inherited her lazy eye here kek

No. 850412

she has no summer clothes…. but was just begging for clothing with more coverage a couple weeks ago because all of her clothing is too revealing/summery???

No. 850414

It appears to be a constant back and forth for begging with her, one minute she wants to cover up the next she wants revealing clothes, we all know she already has an abundance of clothes with all the cheap cheap cheap shit she's begged for over the years, does she think clothes are one use or something?

No. 850420

she's been hiding her face for a month? interesting. who is this from one week ago? >>849545

No. 850429

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No. 850433

wtf is she on about? she just swallowed a bunch of klonopins like three weeks ago and got a welfare check for it. she’s been getting prescribed klonopins for months now.

No. 850488

tinfoil but I’m imagining she took her whole prescription, used some excuse (i lost my bottle/bottle stolen), wasn’t able to get a refill early, had to go cold turkey (absence from social media) and wait for a new refill.

No. 850491


This sounds accurate.

Although you get 1 free early refill a year through Medicaid, controlled meds require a new RX and don't stay on file to be automatically filled every month like most meds. She was definitely feeling antisocial due to having to wait to reup with the doctor.

No. 850504

She isn't entirely gone, ever. She looks to have been continuously baseball sperging on reddit (it's starting to appear geniune at this point, good for you Luna!) and playing video games for a month. Her little "depressive episodes" are her just sitting around taking pills and playing vidya. The only difference is she isn't caling on makeup, begging, or documenting it.

No. 850545

That's not how you fucking hold a cat

No. 850567

It's the only way she can keep it near her for a pic because I'm sure it's trying to get away from her toxic sweat stench and desperate vibes.

No. 850570

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Poor pumpkin. She’s going to hurt him holding him like this when he clearly doesn’t want to be held

No. 850581

i’m just realizing now though that klonopins don’t come in sticks. so she probably got her script taken away for her little stunt (or is still waiting on her reup) and is back to popping xanax like tic tacs.

No. 850604

I stg her bun looks like a ball of yarn, its so damn matted

No. 850623

Anyone know what her sw fb group(s) is (are) called? Claims she forced herself to do some sw for a $100+ shopping spree.

No. 850672

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Kek she's unreal what's she gonna do with all this useless shit when she's out on the streets

No. 850673

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Samefag but a whole bunch of shit off etsy too what a joke the bitch doesn't even shower anyway

No. 850678


I guarantee she just parrots everything Lurch says about baseball to Reddit and then reads what people comment or reads what other people post and then parrots it back to Lurch to act like she's more knowledgeable about baseball now. It feels like this is her method for "bonding" with him. I can't imagine either of them have much to say to each other besides Tuna complaining about The Big Sad or her tRaUmA or mean Daddy or Layne Staley dying alone… or on positive days, ideas for scamming money from people who pity Tuna

No. 850682


Tuna most likely overexfoliates with shit like this abrasive sugar scrub and shower gloves, instead of simply washing with non-abrasive cleansers… then wonders why her skin sucks and looks dull.

No. 850703

Luna's brain said Etsy when it's Ulta, I was skeptical she got that from Etsy at first.

No. 850718

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No. 850723

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The guy who commented, looks like Luna made the first move

No. 850732

Luna hasn't mentioned Lurch much lately and is thirsting after other dudes. Trouble in paradise?

No. 850741

She's got like 3 documented cases of her drooling over other dudes in the last 6 months. Single and ready to mingle Tuna saga when?

No. 850766

Saged for Nostradamus moment: the next Luna arc will be her claiming Lurch was a massive abuser, there will be a "boyfriend" who is actually an uncomfortable Tinder hookup who ghosts and creates more trauma, and her new ebegging technique will be "I had to leave the apartment without all my stuff to escape the abuse with my life"

Place your bets anons

No. 850770

luna doesn’t take chances in her life unless it’s with drugs. she’s with lurch out of convenience. i doubt they even love each other at this point. why try to make it in college or go to an interview and possibly get the job when you can stay home with your 40 yr old caretaker and know for sure each day will be the same thing over and over? she won’t do anything with this guy or any guy. she didn’t even try to do anything with her ex because it was a risk she wasn’t willing to take. better to be with the ancient weirdo that you know is an asshole and you know is gonna treat you like shit.

No. 850799

and it's a damn shame and waste, because she would probably benefit so much more if she were with an artsy alternative looking dude (assuming he is sober).

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No. 850824

I know it has been said a million times but I just love how she is never too afraid to be beg for the most useless shit over and over again. even if we disregard the fact that no amount of cream will ever help with the absolute state of crustiness, like wtf how much face product can an individual use? that shit lasts usually longer than 2 weeks. it feels like she's begging for ointment every other week

No. 850838

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I take it she was selling coochie and the John stole her slippers???

No. 850839


Dressing like an elementary school kid when you're an overweight woman in your mid 20s… what a lEwwKk.

And don't get your hopes up, Brat Michaels. Tuna is disgusted by sex and you'll be disgusted at what she looks like IRL without the filters. And there's A LOT more things about Tuna thst you'll find disgusting.

No. 850840

I swear fakeboi has an endless amount of friends that are constantly dying or getting sexually abused. What the fuck. Is that normal in the glorious USA?

No. 850842

I truly don't think Lurch treats her like shit. I think she treats him shitty and when he responds in a similar way, she goes crying to the internet and makes it seem like she's soooo afraid and he called her names and made fun of her weight.

It's probably more like she was bitching and yelling at him and before he walked away, he muttered "Fat bitch." But Tuna will claim she didn't do anything to provoke him, just so her "fans" know she's innocent.

No. 850843


Nah, she's going to say Lurch hurt her feelings and she had a panic attack and ran out to get away from him, and was in such a panic (or so afraid) that she forgot to put on shoes.

No. 850844


I get the feeling she's trying to make Lurch the bad guy. Then she can claim she's a survivor of domestic violence and ask for donations since he took everything from her.

No. 850848

Okay but Lurch is the bad guy

No. 850851

depends where you live but yeah, if you run in drug circles it's not uncommon to know people who die. i would kinda assume fakeboi is talking about acquaintances and not very close friends when they said they have two friends die. especially with fentanyl out in these streets it's really not unusual in parts of the USA to know users in your group who drop dead, it's pretty sad

No. 850852

The worst. No way a junkie who groomed a young teen and keeps her in squalor isn't an abusive monster. Shes stuck at home with no friends, mentally ill, lazy and has been gaining substantial weight. He went in for a fresh young teen and now that she's an adult with no loli features left, I'm sure he trashes her every chance he gets. All groomers need to use some sort of abusive tactic to keep their subject submissive. Everyone needs to remember that victims aren't always perfect or even good people for that matter.

No. 850855

I think it's a mix of both because they're both terrible people who lie more than they avoid soap.

No. 850856

They're all on heroin anon. Junkies are constantly randomly dying of overdose

No. 850857

vowed to never use shein again, but still uses forever 21 and amazon? girl they all use child labor and might even be from
the same factory

No. 850858

vowed to never use shein again but ordered anyway uwu

No. 850862

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Of course she's looking for a new psych kek

No. 850863

She probably went "I know better with no education and you're wrong" to her outpatient staff, her psych and therapist… kek

No. 850864

Why is she immediately looking for a new job if the friend is giving her one (despite every reason why she shouldn't) and it pays well? Wouldn't it be better to work there for some time so she has something to write in resume?

No. 850874

Exterminator… For a house you do not legally rent? Sage for ot but I asked a lawyer I know how the fuck Tuna does this and what the legal repercussions are for her squatting and she has literally no claim. We talked about it for over an hour kek. Tuna is lucky Covid keeps her and Lurch from being entirely thrown out onto the curb.

No. 850876

Benefit from someone who can't fulfil any of her needs because … ?
Here we go again with luna the perfect victim. Fuck off, fakeboi.
What a surprise she has no proof of the supposed job. Still, now she has gotten over The Big Sad and gone back to sex work because she desperately needed … shit from Shein kek, she at least has a fallback.

No. 850881

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This is from a Tumblr video she just posted and idk what's going on with her teeth or why she would post them publicly like that, but they deadass startled me when she opened her mouth

No. 850882

>"two of my friends have died in the last month"
>aha no worriez i dont have to buy my stix i get them in a script uwu lolz
she seriously doesn't give a shit about anyone but herself. i think drug use fried any empathetic part of her brain. any normal person would at least acknowledge that loss or say sorry? even to someone as annoying (and whose probably lying) like fakeboi.

No. 850895


what fucking doctor prescribes 120 benzos to addicts? None.

Honestly who even prescribes sticks anymore in general. They've cracked down hard on that.

No. 850896

She looks healthier but those teeth. Now to actually get sober, leave Lurchs ass and get a job. At this point I'm rooting for her.

No. 850904

Lol, if the whole building has bugs, they’re just wasting money trying to exterminate their squat

No. 850908

That's the thing, there are no perfect victims. OP is right.
I haven't even noticed how rude was that, partially because I was surprised by more dead friends and probably I got used to Luna's selfish bs

No. 850914

At this point she's getting a little boring tbh
Posting random trinkets she bought online and the same faces in the most recent selfies. Same old shit.

Waiting on some real fresh milk.

No. 850919

the supreme court has ruled against extending the eviction moratorium so we might get milk soon, idk. i really want a saga of luna living with her dad. drama for months.

No. 850927

We're on the edge of an eviction and potentially a Lurch break up. Hold tight, anon, this is going to be interesting

No. 850932

Don't waste your time, Luna will never change

No. 850940

mlm saga PLEASE lord we deserve this

No. 850941

I didn't even think she may get an mlm job, i assuned rlyblonde is opening some hipster startup

No. 850956

I mean even the eviction moratorium doesn't really apply to her as it stands because it's not that she is on the lease and let her rent lapse. She and lurch are NOT on the lease and have paid no one. She has no recourse because she's not even a tenant. Even if her mom "says it's ok" she is not legally allowed to live there. If the property owner wanted to call the police and demand she left today he could do it. I cannot believe she is unaware of how precarious her situation is. Her first order of business should be looking for a real apartment to rent because squatter's rights doea not actually extend to active rental properties lol.

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Meanwhile, she's scamming more trinkets out of the few braindead stans left.

No. 850982

Oh my god, are we just gonna over look this? What the hell happened to her bottom teeth. They weren’t always like that were they?

No. 850983

There’s gotta be some loophole they’re under because I refuse to believe a landlord is just letting them stay there for free or that they “forgot” they’re there. That or they’re actually paying rent.

No. 850984

>> they’re actually paying rent

I haven’t laughed out loud at this thread in a minute thanks Anon

No. 850987

I was sort of under the assumption that they’re getting some kind of assistance including housing assistance. She hasn’t been openly begging as hard recently and I’ve been suspicious about her shopping sprees and her “clients”. Seems like she’s had money to toss around.

No. 850989

She's said in shady and confusing Tumblr posts that her big meanie landlord has removed the lock on the door and called the cops in an effort to get her to leave in the past. That is what preceded the sexual assault. She used to repeatedly say "I'm not actually allowed to be here, we need to leave soon help us with your money bby" but has just sort of… stopped caring now that her mother is no longer renting the place. Clearly the landlord is a slumlord who gets a government subsidy for housing people on assistance and probably doesn't check in with the building much, but Luna is not on that lease. I bet you $100. Anyld it's gonna come back on her at some point when he wants that apartment back to rent to a prospective tenant. Moratorium isn't for her. Why else does she occasionally moan about "a place of our own uwu" so often?

No. 851015

her bout of apartment shopping ended just around when the moratorium got extended so i assumed the moratorium was applied to her situation. if there’s really nothing stopping the landlord from kicking them out, I’m confused why not. have they somehow slipped through the cracks? did luna somehow apply for the apartment and get it? I don’t understand. isn’t it section 8 housing? how is she possibly taking up a unit without anyone noticing?

No. 851054

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She deleted her last post in this sc, it was captioned something like "I got a job :)". Didn't screencap it because I was having a chuckle at her new bio.

No. 851055

Cannot wait for the job saga

No. 851066

i’m dying at “gamer” my god, the girl plays Animal Crossing/Hollow Knight during quarantine and now she’s ninja

No. 851069

Honestly? I thought the same about
She barely touches something, barely has skills for it, and yet she presents it as a part of her identity. Does anyone know what I mean? I guess anyone can think they are a writer even if they casually write diary notes, but it looks like she considers herself a pro… at least that's how it feels to me when I see it in someone's instagram bio.

No. 851078

It really doesn't apply to her she probably just thinks it does. It's not "being evicted" if you aren't on the lease. It's someone else's property and there is no legal contract to protect her from the cops dragging them out. She isn't entitled to any benefits and I hope she's reading here because she should be looking to leave soon. The only reason she's not being dragged out of there is because the landlord probably manages so many slums it's hard to keep track of the squatters. Slumlords tend to buy up loads of cruddy properties and never check in much. This is probably the only thing saving her. If he removed the lock on the door, he's probably not above physically removing them. Sorry for lawfagging, nonnies.

No. 851085

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1. what in the fuck are her eyebrows
2. lol @ the wild Lurch spotted in the top right

No. 851088

That must be where her dad's apartment fire burnt her eyebrows off and they never grew back… uwu send monies bbs

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No. 851096

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No. 851097

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No. 851098

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No. 851101

She didn't go to no job yesterday. She would have posted selfies. Lol

No. 851103

The top right pic made me jump cause I thought for a sec it was a photoshopped pic of how Luna might look if she was healthy oof

No. 851113

>I'm scared… I've never come out of a hair salon not crying
Does she think it's possible to ruin her current "haircut"? Like, does she think it's possible that she comes out of the salon with worse hair than it already is? Ahahaha

No. 851114

i dare her to go to her hairdresser with her "haircut ideas" (as platinum as possible, no less. because, of course!). the only way to fix her hair is a buzzcut. and than she will whine about the mean hairdresser who will deservingly ask her if she is insane.

No. 851115

A kind hairdresser could potentially have a go with a deep conditioning or keratin treatment, a brutal cut and a shitload of toner and rectify the situation somewhat. But it’d cost a lot, so daddy better have the credit card ready. And once the professional blow dry has dropped out I don’t know how much it could resemble the reference pictures.

No. 851125

Not to mention the sheer amount that’s going to break off and fall out when that stylist approached that hair with a comb. I can’t wait to see what we get from this, she’s going to have to have SO much cut off to do anything presentable with it.

No. 851126

She's been talking about a professional haircut for months now… she'll never actually do it.

No. 851132

I don’t have the pics but I’ll try and get them. Her last Instagram picture what the fuck has she done to her eyebrows

No. 851133

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No. 851136

I can't believe she has a new job either. Literally can't. And still babbling about becoming a journalist kek.

No. 851137

>>851126 her budget is great clips but with olaplex, a cut, color correction (they would have to ADD pigment, she aint going any blonder) she is looking at at least $100 before tip if she wants to walk out with any hair at all. and thats if the salon takes pity and gives her a discount. my salon would charge $300 as a STARTING estimate.

No. 851145

I wonder if her eyebrows are the result of her trying to do the trendy shaved eyebrow notch thing kek. Or mange.

No. 851148

Neither. Whoever gave her the job is in for a shock

No. 851151

You forgot the caption where she claims this is her with zero makeup. I legitimately laughed when I read that. The filter abuse is real.

No. 851162

$100 dollars would be mates rates, your salon estimate is a lot closer to what I was thinking she’d need to fix it. I don’t know how different hairdressing is in America but yeah it’d take a few hundred quid at least to try rectify even a fraction of the damage done to her hair and to be even close to what she wants.
I thought that too but there’s just straight up gaps all over. Maybe she made the mistake of plucking them whilst off her chops.

No. 851166

She may also have trichotillomania, but not mention it because it isn't ~uwu kawaii soft bby angel tragic~ like bpd or depression

No. 851192

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Why is this the only filter she uses? It looks retarded

No. 851195

Her brows were always kinda mangy so she covered them up with bangs. She seems to pencil them in most days but I imagine they look really odd irl. Her new employer is in for a shock when she rolls up but I'm actually glad she might be gainfully employed. Next step is new apartment with a real lock on the door! Though I'm sure when the paycheck hits she's going to blow it all on pink plastic trash instead of saving.

No. 851198

Implying the job she has is even real and that she isn’t just lying, or it’s an MLM. Luna MLM arc plz

No. 851224

if memory serves me right didn't she pull that exact stunt yrs ago when they were living with rodger? I swear she pretended to have a job at one point but accidentally outed herself at some point

No. 851228

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her "hand slipped" while shaving them apparently lmao

No. 851232

oh, she fucked them up for attention, then

No. 851234

Her hand slipped? Repeatedly? On both brows?

>>851162 called it, bitch was strung out.

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No. 851239

I hope this isn't what she wore to "work" cause it's fucking filthy. Then again, all of her clothes are filthy so of course she did.

No. 851240

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she wore it to go thrift shopping for more tank tops

No. 851243

No way she has a real job that pays taxes when she doesn't have an ID.

No. 851244

The filter is doing a ton of heavy lifting but this hair length looks better on her

No. 851245

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I literally stared at this for a full minute before the apparition emerged, nightmare fuel. PT status: haunted

No. 851247

it’s probably that mural job she’s been after for like two years now. or some under the table job like cleaning up a restaurant or something. if there’s a business owner who’s refusing to pay a decent wage, i would guess that they’d hire a few junkies around the area for weeks at a time, fire them, and then hire more. could be what she’s getting into.

No. 851250

You guys are being too nice, she's probably street walking. She isn't going to be working any semi-normal job, even if it is bussing tables or scrapping gum off benches.

No. 851263

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No. 851264

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No. 851265

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No. 851267

Totally wasn’t expecting this and took me way too long to see it even with your picture, ty anon for the laugh

No. 851274

That last picture is nightmare fuel

No. 851292

it took her this long to get vaccinated??

No. 851308

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Such a mess

No. 851313

I assumed that she didn't care to ever get vaccinated but either A: Rlyblonde wanted her to and Tuna took that as an opportunity to be taken shopping afterwards or B:Used "wanting to be vaccinated" as an excuse to be taken out shopping by Rlyblonde (and her mom)

No. 851314


Didn't she say it was rlyblondes "new company"? That's what I gathered when she first mentioned her friend starting a company and said she was going to hire Tuna. Which would explain why rlyblonde and her mom are taking Tuna shopping to look more normal. Although those clothes are going to get filthy too.

No. 851323

she didn't, but anons suspect rlyblonde cause they recently reconnected and she seems like the only irl friend who could help Luna. She's been going the extra mile for Luna for the longest time

No. 851337

Tuna’s latest identity crisis is really confusing me. She seems to be moving away from her kawaii tumblr arrested development pastel thing and towards a more wholesome, laid back, salt-of-the-earth type thing. Less makeup and focusing on her skin health more than what foundation she can slather on, cutting her hair, donning clothes in more neutral colours as opposed to pink or lilac or black. Probably copying Rlyblonde and her vibe. It confuses me because by all accounts Luna should look better, but somehow she looks just as bad with minimalistic makeup and shorter hair as she did with her false eyelashes and fake nails and nude lipstick.

No. 851347

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I’m gonna go with B. She’s so ungrateful

No. 851348

a plastic toddler hello kitty hairclip and velvet Claires scrunchie isnt really salt of the earth lol, idk she looks the same to me. Just not wearing makeup much anymore.

No. 851349

she looks the same to me too. it seems like she just takes her makeup off at night more often now and occasionally does a skin care routine with all the uwu kawaii skincare shit she buys online.

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No. 851357

Yeah true you’re right,I guess it’s mostly her not fucking up her face with badly applied makeup that made me feel like she was trying to switch it up. it was also the sudden emphasis on sweatpants, getting glasses and buying houseplants too that made me think she was trying something different.

No. 851359

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>pretty cherub like face
I do think she's cute, but cherub???
>muh empathy
omfg, Luna's giving real Chris-chan vibes. I hope she's proud.

No. 851366

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Good luck. Westchester is expensive af

No. 851367

The only way Lurch will marry Tuna is in words alone.

No. 851374

Just like with Lori, I await the eviction saga. She deserves it after the shit she pulled on her mom/that social worker who she was too lazy to talk to/work with into getting her own section 8 housing with.

No. 851380

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No. 851382

wow i'm impressed - looks like she has started planning for when they're homeless! I mean it's the bare minimum but still surprising! I think if they do break up it'll take being homeless. Like on the street, poor sleep, can't really be comatose all the time type deal. Then again a lot of addicts don't care about doing that stuff in a half burnt down bando! But hey she's getting her wish right? Living the junkie life when she could be in a snazzy apt with her dad.

Also lmao she thought she could OD and the dr wouldn't realize what's up? Well good luck to her that's on her record for good now they know she's addicted. Tbh a bit crazy if she went cold turkey but I mean I don't think she has insurance. She could have drank to help that though it works on the same receptor in the same way.

No. 851383

But anon you don't understand, she needed that fistful of klonopin! Her anxiety was too high for her to call her therapist! That doctor is just an asshole for doing his job right when Tuna has needs.

No. 851384

How is she going to rent a place without having any kind of government id?

No. 851386

Or money, credit, a pet deposit, renters insurance, security deposit, and utilities.

No. 851388

No way she’s going to find a studio in Westchester for only $1200. It truly baffles me how out of touch she is with reality. Even if she was able to find a place, who would rent to her? She had the whole pandemic to get her shit together (ie apply for Section 8 housing, get a new ID, save up money by idk, getting a job?) and she wasted all that time playing video games and e-begging for plastic trinkets. I wouldn’t wish homelessness on anyone but it is hard to have sympathy for her. I wonder if she expects her father to take her in when she inevitably gets evicted? She said some really nasty things about him a month or two ago, it seems like they may not be speaking to each other anymore.

Anyway it’ll be interesting to see how this plays out. The only one I feel bad for in this situation is her cat because we all know when it comes down to it she’ll abandon him there.

No. 851394

>Great facial structure

No. 851396

wait, i'm confused. is she against sharing a bathroom with lurch or is she in an apartment where there's a communal bathroom?

No. 851397

She tried looking for an apartment before, but a lot of places were for room rentals, where there was a communal bathroom. I think that's what she's talking about.

No. 851400

It doesn't really matter where the place is if she manages to find one. It's not going to last long because they won't pay rent or bills and just trash the place.

No. 851406


That kind of style whiplash shows exactly what kind of trend-following poser she is… not that we didn't know already.

No. 851407


Tuna, your fingers ARE stubby. I think you mean to say you stole fake nails to attempt to make your stubby fingers look less stubby.

No. 851410


I get the feeling like she stole most of these while homegirl's mom was at CVS with her, since they effectively acted like a screen for her. Maybe they are just super nice people to buy a friend from almost a decade ago shit that can't even seem to be a necessity, but Tuna tells us herself she has "sticky fingers" so I'm kind of on the fence about whether all of it was stolen, some was, or it was all gifted from "a friend's mom".

No. 851412

She likes stealing cherubs so much that she's convinced herself she's one because she's curvy with long blonde hair (although she actually has dark brown hair that she bleached to a crispy blonde) and a round (fat) face.

No. 851416


Actually, homeless couples usually don't split up since it helps to panhandle separately and join your money together. Even couples that hate each other don't split up, they just spange separately and cop together or on their own, but go back to their sleeping spot together. They wouldn't be lucky enough to find an abandoned place to break into in their town where no one would report them right away. If they truly had to be homeless, which I don't think will ever happen because of Daddy, they'd get a donated sleeping bag/tent setup from the church, and switch up doorways, probably in NYC where the money is.

No. 851417


Knowing Tuna, she'd just take more Seroquel to combat benzo withdrawal. Even though plenty of other drugs would help more.

No. 851418

I mean she did tell fakeboi the eyeshadow was free (assumed stolen)… but she's so grimey that she may consider it free just because it was bought with someone elses (rlyblonde/s mom) money. And their money doesn't count, right?
Hilarious though if she filled out forms with all her info for her vaccine and then proceeded to steal from that same drugstore right after kek

No. 851420

“somewhere i can swim” no she’s about to be homeless and she needs a place she can shower at and hide out in during bad weather. i bet lurch had this idea, it’s difficult to be a 40 yr old junkie without knowing the typical life hacks to being homeless.

No. 851421

Just like >>851396 says, she doesn't want what San Francisco calls a Single Room Occupancy, where you get a room with no refrigerator, no kitchen, and you have to share a bathroom and sometimes a separate shower with the whole floor or 2 floors.

I like how she thinks she can get a 1 bedroom for $1200 when you can't even find a 1 bedroom in the rural parts of NJ for less than $1300, not including utilities.

No. 851422


It's actually not even important that she gave all her info for a vaccine and then stole shit when #1, the cameras usually just record in case they need to go back in the event of a serious crime or someone glances at them out of boredom, and #2, by law they couldn't even stop her from walking out with a trash bag full of stolen shit. They wouldn't even call the cops for a dollar amount that low even if she was dumb enough to stop when they try to stop her theft attempt. So you're good Tuna and your stubby, I mean sticky, fingers.

No. 851424


Homeless people usually do the free YMCA shower or pay the $10/ month cheap gym membership for the same shower amenities. There also are a lot of programs now with shower access since cities are tired of unshowered homeless people using the street as a toilet. So it seems to me that she really wants to swim. She's also been talking about wanting to swim for almost as long as wanting to get an ID to get married.

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Wonder where she read that post

No. 851434

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No. 851435

And yet she decided to post to continue sharing her life on the internet to whine about the internet.

No. 851436

she could just stop any second though?

No. 851437

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Tumblr too

No. 851438

>severe arm pain from the jab yesterday
get a fucking grip girl, good lord. has she forgotten literally everyone else knows exactly what she’s talking about since it’s a common symptom? she’s acting like it’s another uwu sad girl disabled spoonie experience and not a sore arm that disappears in a day or two.

No. 851452

Love how she likes to constantly call herself sober when she still abuses xannies that aren't even prescribed to her and literally just admitted that she buys klonopin bc her therapist cut her off.
I still don't believe she actually has a job… let alone a potential 2nd one.

No. 851474

She's gonna use the job card to act morally superior every time from now on, even tho there's no proof of it. She's playing video games all day like before.

No. 851475

kek @ "severe arm pain" from the vax
bitch just take some tylenol like the rest of us

No. 851479

>i e never tried to hard in my life

when your super sober cry-typing is a lil Freudian slip uwu

No. 851485

Not American so don’t know the area, but why on earth does she need to live in this town that she does? It seems to be ridiculously affluent and expensive, is it bragging rights of some sort that she lives “just outside NYC”? Why can’t she move somewhere that is cheaper? Does she “have” to live in New Rochelle/Mamaroneck/wherever? Does she even know that you can just like…move out of the town you were born in?

No. 851488

She was born in Florida, she wants to be in the area to be close to her evil dad and mom.

No. 851492

coincidentally, that's why Kurt Cobain supposedly started using

No. 851505

lurch’s “job” (dealing) is why they don’t move
also she needs to be able to hit up rlyblonde and her mum for shopping sprees, not to mention getting her own parents’ pills on the reg

No. 851513

Fair, if she wanted to live in bumfuck anywhere she could probably manage and find a job/rental. She has almost no stuff worth saving to move. I think the issue is that neither of them have a car and they need their easy marks to scam from. Lurch is such a mystery, who knows why he stays in NY.
Glad to see she at least lurked long enough to realize she needs to move now.

No. 851516

Lurch may be a gross grooming, drug dealing creep, but he has the street smarts and survival instincts of a cockroach. Cockroaches live the city because of the ample opportunities to take advantage of. Same with Lurch. Dealing, stealing, etc is all made easier by more marks and greater anonymity.
If they moved to a medium sized city or small town, they would be known and labeled fairly quickly by locals and local law enforcement. In NYC they are just a small drop in the grimey, drug addicted, unwashed masses. Along with more social services, easily accessible liquid handcuffs and public transportation. I don't know if he could survive outside of his natural junkie crusty habitat.

No. 851517

Shame on you, everyone. Saying she became a junkie to be like Courtney! She did it to be like Layne, stop insulting her intelligence with these wild accusations.

No. 851547


They're not far from Philly and can easily move there and pay much less if Lurch wanted to go back to middle-manning. He never was a dealer. That would require the funds for him to pay up front for a larger quantity of dope and cut it with fillers or fentanyl. Which he never did. He just used to middle man dope for out of towners for a kick down (when someone breaks you off some dope). He can do that in Kensington in Philly if it really was about dealing.

Tuna just wants to keep mooching off Dad and rlyblonde's mom. I guarantee Lurch isn't begging to stay outside of a city when there's hardly any hustle opportunities there.

No. 851559

the thing is though is she isn’t sober and she really isn’t doing better. it’s hard to feel bad for someone when at the root of everything they are a pretty evil person

No. 851578

Why is she so quick to assume the people talking about her have never been addicts? Is she the only one in existence?? Because someone is or was an addict then they would automatically feel bad and have sympathy for her?
Tuna people react the way they do to you because you're a gross person who is Willing to fuck EVERYONE over. Remember when Roger was dying and his friend brought over blankets for him that you immediately took. Kicked your mom out of her bedroom, squatted in her house for over a year before getting her kicked out and saying she's an old addict who doesn't deserve help? The list goes on.

No. 851640

remember when she openly admitted that while Roger was dying in the hospital and the nurses were calling them to come say their goodbyes, she ignored their calls?

No. 851657


I mean, you see it in every sober meeting in the world, regardless of what the organisation is. barely-sober addicts who come in and cry and cry about how sad their life is, and then get furious when they aren't treated like special unicorns. clearly it cannot be because the other sober people recognise an overgrown child who refuses to take responsibility, but because those people just DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIIIIKE

if she never honestly owns up to all the shit she's fucked up, she's never gonna get better. it's the same story every time – her "i'm so horrible"-posts is never about accountability, it's about making people feel sorry for her for being a shitty person. if people are sorry for you, you never have to face responsibility. it's addict manipulation 101, and as long as she sees herself as a victim and thus someone who cannot be blamed for anything (unless it is in a self-loathing manner that will make people feel sorry for her and her self-hatred), she will never be able to live a decent life.

it's not complicated. in fact, addicts are better at calling out all the bullshit because they used to be there themselves. why else would luna, the professional victim and manipulator, hate every organisation that helps people get sober? Because they see through her shit.

anyway, her threads have always been full of addicts, sober and using alike. that's the whole point. she's what you don't want to be. a good role model, in that sense.

No. 851671

At the end of the day, Luna is sober from her Drug of Choice~~ but she isn't "sober" from the behavior that always brings her back to using when times get hard. Homegirl needs to learn to cope and become an adult. She had a whole pandemic and lockdown to learn without having to worry about finanves and she didn't take advantage. Now is the time. Hopefully having a modicum of responsibility at work will start her off.

No. 851694

File: 1630601489843.jpeg (164.04 KB, 827x1212, 202DF058-C481-420F-9694-09D728…)

She clearly doesn't have pockets in those pants. What job is she "working" where she's holding onto her phone the whole time?

No. 851696

Yeah it’s called having a backpack or purse, nonny.

No. 851698

Does her apartment have a yard/communal outdoor space?

No. 851699

It didn’t appear to when I looked at it after she doxed herself for the nth time; and if it did I very much doubt it would have any type of fence other than chain link.

No. 851700

It's probably her fake job.

No. 851701

File: 1630603598282.jpeg (128.34 KB, 750x373, 9D5F8DAB-3D00-4CF3-B586-E62FD5…)

Screenshot from KF

No. 851702

File: 1630603624163.jpeg (36.05 KB, 750x205, 4991AD2A-FA52-420F-92D6-5F72A8…)

Kek at Lurch having BPD

No. 851703

Kek, Lurch cheated on her and she believed the bullshit he told her.

No. 851705

Absolutely, if he didn’t hook up with her and Luna trusted him then why would she respond by cutting herself that deeply? Plus we all remember the Tessa saga.

No. 851707

ew what self respecting woman would be "obsessed" with lurch unless she was totally blind with no sense of smell. He's vile

No. 851710

Luna the farmer

No. 851713

Lurch really is a scumbag. He's clearly cheating on her; wonder what he thinks of her manipulation with the deep cut? I have a feeling he won't care at all.

No. 851716

File: 1630607681005.png (4.35 MB, 1311x2048, Screenshot_20210902-112448.png)

this has to be somewhere else…no wonder she feels better being there than being in her moldy nest…

No. 851717

Probably reallyblonde's place.

No. 851725

Must've hired her as a housekeeper or help around the house. Until Luna goes for the five finger discount.

No. 851726

File: 1630611258714.png (31.51 KB, 909x445, chonkers.png)

No. 851727

File: 1630611299101.png (50.02 KB, 792x284, trauma.png)

No. 851734

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No. 851741

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What a productive day of work.

No. 851744

>>851741 Like, I know she doesn't actually have a job (clearly some friend taking pity by paying her for yard work) but imagine calling up some landscaping company to have your grass mowed and you look out the window and the see this shit. I can't stop laughing, why is this so funny lmao

No. 851745

maybe you should stop posting on the internet then and maybe come back in 3 years when you have your shit together

No. 851746

>>851745 What even is that picture? It's cursed-AF but I can't tell if that's their apartment, an old photo of somewhere else, or some shit she just found on tumblr. Those muffins look haunted.

No. 851749

oh pssh yeah they may never have been chonkers but they've all been trapped in her junkie den with uncapped needles and empty bags literally all over the place. Not to mention the two of them chain smoking inside; previously her mom also smoking inside. Her cats have 0 enrichment and like tnd she thinks cats will play with the toys you get at the store and most cats aren't into that. They get bored and prefer when a human plays with them with the toys. So many cows have the common thread of not thinking they have to play with/attend to a cat. They bought into the whole cats just sleep all day and you don't have to do shit and they're soft and cuddly bs. Grow up.

She's so bitter and hostile for what?! Luna you've surely traumatized your family too. How do you think they feel having a daughter end up more of a piece of trash than they were? Hopefully she never reproduces. I can't remember if she's ever said she wanted kids. Hopefully not.

seriously, like do something about it or shut up and accept your reality. incapable of accountability

No. 851779

i thought it was a tumor and not a cyst, tuna?

No. 851793

Tuuuunaaaa…. is this a pretend job because you needed something to put on apartment applications? wink wink

No. 851799

File: 1630636337073.jpeg (328.32 KB, 828x956, 53F999D4-8589-4DE9-A5FF-9F91F7…)

she’s worked 2 days and already is planning to spend all her money on more clothes. it’s been literally 3 days since she went thrift shopping and 9 days since her last cheap online shit haul. and what happened to the professional hair cut and color?

No. 851812

yeah this isn’t gonna last. she’s also being super vague about what it is. you get paid for your ideas? ideas about what, luna? nature and plants? way to make it seem super non legit.

glad that she gets to go touch grass though. she needed it. fresh air should be good for her.

No. 851819

Sounds like a landscaping job.

No. 851820

B-but her cotton eye Joe knees and uwu chronic dislocating joints

No. 851821

But that's Lurch's cover story.

No. 851832

late ass response but god it took me forever to realize that is in fact lurchs caveman face and not one of his creepy big arms

No. 851844

File: 1630665709242.jpg (164.66 KB, 2270x609, IMG_20210903_124127.jpg)

love cow on cow violence

No. 851845

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No. 851849

I think the thing that frustrates me most about Luna re: work is that she thinks she has earned "working with my brain and my creativity" jobs because she's above slaving away in a kitchen or retail. Whenever anyone offered up a job that didn't feel up to her taste she would whine about not wanting to do something soul-sucking. Pretty haughty for a squatter if you ask me. Luna, save your paychecks!

No. 851883

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kek cry some more

No. 851888


I really don’t understand why she and lurch won’t just share with some other junkies/burnouts in a multi bedroom apt in the Bronx. She wouldn’t be able to bring all her junk with her but it could cut the costs down to as much as 6-700. She and lurch are zonked most of the time anyway so does it really matter if someone else is there?

No. 851895

Who's the dude tho? Or is it a girl? Idk

No. 851912

Imagine being so BPD you blame the hospital for not finding a wound you did not disclose.

No. 851913

File: 1630710370159.png (288.49 KB, 1080x458, Screenshot_20210903-160437~2.p…)

Dropped the pic, whoops.

No. 851916

Not the fatass agere bitch who lives surrounded by crusty plushies complaining she was being babysat, kek

No. 851917

anon i think you've hit the nail on the head

As far as worst bpd one from the "been together 8 yrs" it's clear the cut was recent. Have we seen it? I can't even remember but I swear her upper arm doesn't have some giant scar like a cut that goes that deep would look. then again she is back to wearing long sleeves which of course only totes sober addicts due during the summer!

um lmao "it took them three days for them to even look at them" Well idiot if you don't say anything about your wound then no shit they won't be looking for one. Sounds like despite hating it that she needs babysitting if she's incapable of taking care of her needs!

it's interesting to see her ramble on about lurch and their 8 YEARS OF LOVE. Tell us more about how in love you are lol. Clearly she's really insecure about their creepy relationshit

No. 851918

File: 1630713044798.png (291.45 KB, 480x782, lunasi.png)

She does cut regularly on her upper arms. I don't know about this specific story but I do believe it. It's 100% BPD.
This was from her "I'm so cute today look at my outfit" video from Aug 28th. The blood stains are newish, as they weren't in previous pictures in this stupid, ugly, retarded overpriced dress.

No. 851920

File: 1630713443927.png (31.32 KB, 480x313, lunaungrateful.png)

Same fag. Other retards like the retard dress. But I chuckled because everything people buy for Luna is "Cheap! Cheap!" but the minute she has to spend any of her (dad's) money it's suddenly overpriced, like her complaining about the cost of this dress & those kitty cat shoes she claimed to buy.

No. 851922

File: 1630719574853.png (558.28 KB, 480x723, Tunasjobnotjob.png)

Taken from KF. So… she doesn't really have a job?

No. 851927

Sorry Im not a plant expert like Tuna but is it normal to plant these things outside at the end of summer in New York?
How is this a "business"? What a joke… tuna you shouldn't have hyped this up as a "job" kek

No. 851928

Lmaooo no way, her friend got her to come help plant her garden and she was calling this a job. Incredible

No. 851941

thank god fakeboi cannot afford it, that dress is absolutely horrid and would look retard even on a supermodel

No. 851944

Well I for one am shocked. Who could have known this pathologically lazy fatass didn't have an actual job.

No. 851946

No. It is not. Besides that, em didn't she say she got a job working for the city?

No. 851948

As above, not normal, it’s the end of season. They’ll be lucky to get a tomato or two. I doubt the tomatoes or lavender will even root. Strawberries fruit in their second year but these have likely been planted too late to be established by next year. Waste of time, effort and money.

No. 851949

She said she can't wait to taste the fresh strawberries she planted, bitch just go to a store. Anyway I'm sure the business will be booming when winter is coming lmao

No. 851950

In the caption she says she planted lettuce, but there’s only chard and kale in the pictures. So not only has she never eaten any leafy greens, she couldn’t even remember two one-syllable plant names. A thriving start to her horticultural career.

No. 851966

Friend may want to learn what you can plant in the fall before she starts a landscape company. The tomato and strawberries are an odd choice. I’ll bet tuna are all of the ripe tomatoes too.

No. 851972

It’s good to see she’s out of the housing and actually touching a plant that provides nourishment (no way she ever eats fresh anything) but this doesn’t seem like a job?? Idk curious to see where this saga goes.

No. 851990

Likely arc for this story: Luna steals everything then blames her friend for 'being abusive'

No. 851994

Shitty tinfoil but I'd like to think her friend asked her to hang out and help her garden and transactional Tuna said "hmmm no this is work and labor, pay me." Obviously there's no proof but I just feel it in my heart that this was her way of weaseling stuff out of people. She can't simply hang out around people, they have to take her places or buy her things and almost always usually both.

No. 851995

Woops dropped the post - so in Tuna's mind she's working a job and being productive because this time she's trading "help" for rides and shopping trips rather than outright asking/guilting people into it. Either way it's… Honestly a step up for her. Glad she got to lay in grass and do something other than stay inside all BPD'd out.

No. 852001


this is my favourite detail lmao, because imagine an employee at a landscaping firm telling you she can't wait to come back and eat your strawberries

No. 852012

So are we now to assume cotton eye joe knee is magically healed from being outside in nature? Based on her “job pics” she seems to be doing just fine digging on her knees. Jk, that was obviously never real. Just pointing out the ridiculous fallacy in her constant uwu poor me narrative.

No. 852020

Even as hilarious as it is that she considers this an actual job, I’m glad she’s outside, with people who care about her well-being to some degree, and away from lurch. It’s a slim chance but maybe these are the steeping stones to finally leaving lurch (unlikely I know but it’s refreshing to see her touch some actual fucking grass and be outside in the sun away from all her filth)

No. 852024

Yes, it's very positive. Now if she could just stop. fucking. lying. about every. single. fucking thing.

No. 852035

Just scrolling down /pt/ I thought OP pic was a fucking dolphin

No. 852155

File: 1630989823969.jpg (164.51 KB, 720x1264, High horse.jpg)

Shitty Luna loves feeling superior to others, meanwhile little miss ACAB was taking selfies in the police car.

No. 852170

God, this is hilarious since she ALWAYS does that. She used to take BPD validation selfies with ambulance taking Roger to hospital. How can one be so lacking in self-awareness? Pls explain

No. 852175

Lmao, there are literally cringe hospital selfies and videos she took late last thread! She has no long term memory, huh?

No. 852189

Honestly I'm kinda just floored she's not milking Ida for all it's worth. I know she doesn't live at Roger's old place anymore, but people are literally being rescued by boat in that area, Mamaroneck got hit hard AF. I know she lives in an apartment now (not sure what floor, but clearly high enough or far enough away from the worst of the flooding) but since when has the truth ever stopped her from co-opting national crises for use as a sympathy magnet?

TBH, I'm shocked she's not out here like, "Plz send money, my mom/dad/dead grandma's house is flooded and I need money to buy CHEEP furniture for them and other necessities, like fake nails and stuffed animals!" Progress is progress, I guess.

No. 852204

What's the obsession with her leaving lurch about? At least 5 years too late for it to make any difference to anything.

She finally feels like she can take a shot at someone else … and it's this. Fucking kek. What an absolute winner.

No. 852209

File: 1631044982950.jpg (399.92 KB, 1080x1829, Screenshot_20210907_210126.jpg)

i wonder what her "job" actually is

No. 852210

File: 1631045074177.jpg (196.79 KB, 1080x1892, Screenshot_20210907_210045.jpg)

the possibly related Instagram page with no actual info

No. 852214

Decor for autistic people maybe? I'm seeing "sensory"

No. 852216

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No. 852217

File: 1631049083759.png (374.64 KB, 1080x2340, Screenshot_20210907-140814.png)

It's pretty vague. Looks like some fundie wanting to do good by her neighbors. Some organization focused on autism/mental illness/addict support via art and education.

No. 852218

>What's the obsession with her leaving lurch about?
If anyone wants to get clean from anything, they need to cut ties with people that enable their addiction.

No. 852219

charge your phone it's giving me anxiety

No. 852248

from that description Luna is probably a tragic addict personal project

No. 852257

>what do you have to lose? pay your neighbor's rent
kek. i can see how this friendship works

No. 852284

there’s a weird group of anons who seem to think tuna would magically do better if she isn’t with lurch.

No. 852296

Oh, it absolutely makes sense now. Luna doesn't even have to grift if she's about to be on some well-meaning dummy's payroll. New Luna era is interesting even if it brings in less milk. I wonder if she'll start claiming autism since it seems to be this Altered Spaces lady's raison d'etre.

No. 852305

it would be a start, even if it wouldn't magically save her
>what do you have to lose? pay your neighbor's rent
What do you have to lose? Oh, IDK, just your hard-earned money that could save your ass in the future? That girl, while well-meaning (and I respect that), seems retarded as fuck.

No. 852311

File: 1631115170425.jpeg (422.67 KB, 1241x1910, 5856849F-0583-4220-9F64-DB9434…)

Wonder what those red dots on her neck are

No. 852313

god her lips look disgusting. the amount of makeup…jesus.
red dots are probably some type of rash. i wonder if she's showered since she's been outside in the dirt kek

No. 852314

that's a whole cake face

No. 852315

true but she was shitty before lurch. it isn't like she'll suddenly become a functioning member of society.

No. 852316

She said that they had bugs and were going to call an exterminator >>850862

No. 852320

File: 1631119902955.jpg (65.27 KB, 751x432, screenshot.jpg)

I did a deep dive because I couldn't figure out what the hell this place was and yep, it's interior design based around preventing autistic overstimulation/soothing autism. So shit like "smell this dried lavender so you don't have a meltdown". Or "muted colors will keep you calm".

If you go through the owners twitter she has a lot of support addicts/drug reform/"there should be safe spaces for people do do drugs if they want to" rhetoric so Luna is probably like her dream employee. Recovering addict (but not really) and autistic as hell. There's so much virtue signaling, she'll get major cred employing someone like that lol.

No. 852323

Bugs from her squat or chiggers from rolling around in the brown grass.

No. 852328

Wow Luna has hit the goddamned jackpot in this uggo broad with more money than sense. Luna has to be the luckiest person I’ve ever heard of. Every time you think she’s gonna be homeless or her grind is done she stumbles into some new scheme…

No. 852338

File: 1631123944731.jpeg (260.67 KB, 1241x1699, C9F3B1AA-EC2B-4F6C-B5AB-5951EB…)

Does she just forget every damn outfit she's worn outside before? Jesus she's been out in less than this and if i'm not mistaken it got her kicked out of rehab but she wasn't bothered about it then

No. 852340

It's gonna spiral tbh. Luna is gonna latch onto this paypig and beat her with BPD. The thing with these artsy fundie do gooders is this is more about them than the people they're helping. They want results and the ugly traits of mental illness, addiction, and autism are not taken to too kindly because it goes against their carefully curated image of themselves. It's a pet project and it will be treated as one. If she's taking Luna on as a project she will only encourage her inability to face failure and consequences. I've seen this before and it's rarely ever successful or even really effective.

No. 852344

this outfit is miles more flattering than anything she usually wears

No. 852361

The thing is I’ve said that exact same thing so many times yet she always weasels her way out somehow. Everyone keeps expecting things to finally catch up to her but it never happens. Moratorium lifted and it seems like she’ll be homeless as she scrambles to find a nonexistent apartment she can afford? Then, just not a peep on it.

No. 852363

Luna will be her greatest challenge, I'm sure. Given her legitimately sad backstory we have all seen every one of her friends lose sympathy for her overtime. The grift ia very interesting, though! I wonder what she'll do to this lady.
She'll start begging the Altered Spaces lady to pay her rent or find housing. I'm sure of it.

No. 852372

So our dear Tuna is going to be going into vulnerable individuals homes to help them decorate? She will be aware of their address and their belongings and their mental illnesses. That sounds fine. They're totally not going to get burgled.

No. 852374

Let's just hope "Altered Spaces" is just some twee rich girl larp and not actually allowed access to vulnerable individuals. No matter how this ends, it is not going to end all smell some lavender calm when it comes to Lunas case.

No. 852375

wtf did she do to her face here, that's more than just a filter

No. 852379

If the biggest problem a sperg has is that the paint color is giving them panic attacks you know it's for larping munchies

No. 852387

>>>i can't imagine leaving the house like this tbh
so you post it online for the whole world to see…ok. fucking log off already

No. 852388

where is the tumblr post(s) where she says she was literally meant to be an addict like her idols?? that she always wanted it?

No. 852397

samefag but i found one of her professions of love for being like her heroes


No. 852400

Moratorium was put back in place by Holchul. Until who knows tbh.

No. 852404

See?! She’s like some junkie mr magoo I swear to god I’ve never seen anything like it

No. 852406

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Literally what is she doing that every item of clothing she owns gets these disgusting white crusty stains on them SO fast

No. 852415

Maybe she lies in the litter box like she lies in the grass.

No. 852418

Its probably from all that makeup she cakes on her face. It rubs off on her hands every time she touches her face and she never washes her hands so everything else she touches gets covered in greasy foundation fingerprints

No. 852421

Smelled this comment scrolling by… loonie needs to buy a lint roller before taking a million of selfies to over edit.

No. 852427

Shoes on a side table or whatever that is, shoes in the cupboard, I'm sure shoes in bed too..

No. 852430

That nice crack on the bottom left of the door and whatever the hell that cardboard is covering up kek I dread to think of what the bathroom would be like

No. 852435

All the loose strands of hair that are hanging off the ends of her other hair… Yikes. Between her and lurch you just know there's hair caked onto the carpets and hair tumbleweeds rolling across the kitchen.

No. 852438

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From the other farms, Tuma confirms what had already been guessed.

No. 852439

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No. 852442

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Lucky for you, she’s grifting for a vacuum cleaner on Reddit. Confirms the place has never been hoovered in all their time living there. The floor must be a carpet of human and cat hair.

No. 852445

I have vague memories of what it looked like right as they were moving in with her mom and it was pretty sparse but not filthy. Now it's a shoe palace with dirty Lurch tennis-shoes bursting out of every cupboard, brown spotted towels, and carpet so gross even Luna is starting to notice.

No. 852446

And here's why I have so much god damn trouble getting a modest prescription for benzos. Her kidney's must be sobbing. Prescribing Tuna, a woman in her 20s, a life sentence of opiate addiction and kidney failure is malpractice. She can't be taking 10mg of Klon a day to be a "little more talkative!" If this dumbass worked hard for anything in her life she should realize how her doctor put herself on the line just giving her Clonzapam prescription. Its not the docs fault that she built up a tolerance and now can't take medically prescribe doses.

No. 852451

I have no idea how these junkies do it. There are plenty of good, responsible, sensible people out there who would benefit from small benzodiazepine scripts but ostensibly they cope okay without and they’re therefore denied prescriptions and fobbed off with a strong antihistamine. But sure, give benzos to junkies by the bucketload. Bizarre. If anybody has insight into the clinical rationale there I’d like to hear it.

No. 852470

It's a numbers game. Normal people are likely to "cope okay" with suboptimal meds, since they're just doing the best they can to get on with their lives. But for junkies like Luna, drug seeking is their life. They persist in visiting doctors until somebody buys their sob story, or they find a questionably-ethical prescriber who doesn't give a shit.

No. 852473

Additionally, at a certain sort of "rock bottom" junkies can get exactly what they want for the rest of their lives on the government dime. Methadone is done just to keep them addicted but compliant. Same with benzos. There is no hope for these people who want to be addicts. At least if a worthless junkie like Luna is taking benzos or methadone then they are probably nodding off somewhere in a squat and not causing crime and general disgust among the normie population. They aren't shooting drain cleaner into their veins or hooking and getting stds or children that will have to be paid for by the government. Or hooking and then wasting police resources like Luna. Just fill them with quasi-legal drugs, give them enough food stamps to fill their junkie bellies and wait for them to die or end up in jail.

No. 852475

Methadone is also a useful tool for getting sober over time as you build your life back. Blog but I watched it work for a friend. Not everyone is there just to wear the handcuffs for life.

No. 852477

All those cheap cheap cheap clothes and baubles but no money for a cheap small vacuum

No. 852483

wrong link
>im super broke but i can pay for gas… if i really have to… how dare you fucking make me though. drive to me and gib free vacuum cleaner asap

No. 852485

Good thing I wasn't talking about your "friend" anon. What is it with all the BPD bitches in Luna's thread thinking a comment on a cow's behavior is a comment about them? I stated multiple times I was discussing how a "certain sort" "people who want to be addicts" "worthless junkies" can get by and keep getting huge benzo scripts like Luna, her mom, her dad and Lurch. Learn to comprehend before you take offense.
Luna is a multigenerational drug addict. She isn't some middle class woman trying to get her life back together after a rude wake-up call at a heroin den, or someone wanting to get/stay clean on methadone for their kids. The system has been supporting her family's failed genes since before she was born and will continue to support her. (The best thing Luna has done for the world is not getting knocked up, thank God for PCOS.) She knows the system won't let her starve and she doesn't have to even get sober to keep playing "Girl, Interrupted" for psych doctors and IOP counselors. If she can't scam for benzos herself right now because she fucked it up by eating them all in one day…no worries! She is surrounded by other failures who get scripts for the same reason.

No. 852493

she's so fucking dumb. does she not know that klonopin is a long acting benzo? it's not like xanax where boom, you're high

No. 852523

I still chuckle remembering she "saved money" for the crappy toddler bean bag chair, when she could've buy a vacuum instead. Priorities…

No. 852537

File: 1631283427143.jpeg (119.52 KB, 1242x613, B0D07603-7F48-4222-A8A4-C794C6…)

What specific furniture does she NEED to work from home? Pathetic

No. 852540

Oh man, Luna hit the actual jackpot with this lady!

No. 852543

can't wait until she buys luna home

No. 852551

her luck is literally insane, she should really just grift a couple lottery tickets at this point

No. 852552

The rash on her neck screams bedbugs. I appreciate how her answer to bedbugs is asking for a shitty used vacuum cleaner and new bedding.

No. 852553

>buy a junkie a house! What's there to lose.

Seriously, what a score. These hippie trust funds aren't easy to find. Devil's luck.

No. 852557

Lmao at her working from home when anons thought she'll be frolicking in the grass and it will help her mental health to leave the crackden.

No. 852575

I think the WFH gig is her "second job"~ I think she only does the gardening a couple times a week. Still fun to watch her cavorting around town instead of shaking down e-friends for copics for the billionth time!

No. 852578

does the friend realize that luna's about to get kicked out? i mean, sooner or later. that can turn out to be a great loss of money

No. 852586

It's got nothing to do with luck. Ever heard of the saying "a fool and his money are soon parted"? Well, the world is full of fools. In fact, it's hard to avoid them.
While there's many of us that don't want to exploit them, there's even more of those who do.

No. 852590

OR… maybe if she actually did some laundry for once she wouldn't have to treat actual bedding and clothing as disposable

No. 852619


Just go to the right doctor or keep switching until you find one… like Tuna.

No. 852629

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If you look in this pic from her Instagram there's a needle she forgot to hide to the right.

No. 852631

What an ignorant take on medication that helps most people. No one besides Tuna wants to be an addict. I'm positive that even Tuna doesn't want to be one once she realized what it encompassed. She uses it as her identity because she lacks a real one. But we can all tell she's not having a good time.

Clearly you have no idea of the importance of methadone clinics, which extends far beyond being "compliant" (compliant with…?!). Most people at clinics are normal people with full time jobs (which is why clinics open at 5:30am and close no later than noon depending on what state) and they aren't nodding off all day because methadone doesn't give you an actual high let alone make you crash. You simply feel normal and don't have cravings to use or abuse opiates or anything. At high doses you sleep. There's purposefully no euphoria at all regardless of dose.
You're probably generalizing anyone at a clinic based on the people you see loitering out front or at a nearby bus stop, but what you don't see is all the shit they're getting high on. Even the worst "junkies" (which anons seem to use as a synonym for any drug addict) aren't on methadone for the non-existent high. Make your generalizations, but your lack of real knowledge on what medication assisted treatment is is showing.

For anyone curious about methadone clinics (which Tuna isn't enrolled in due to Lurch repeating the addicts slang of "liquid handcuffs"), they handle a lot of social services and referrals and are a federal program that employs counselors for each client and doctors and nurses for everything from TB testing to dosing titration.
The majority of patients are grateful to be able to live normally, reduce the chances of od's and disease, and earn take homes for every 3 months of clean drug tests. If you research it, you will find methadone is the form of medication assisted treatment with the highest rate of success.
Tuna would actually show progress if she went to one, but she's not into being addicted to something she has to get from an clinic daily, especially when she can buy benzos on the block!

No. 852632


Pretty sure anyone that reads your post will see only you generalizing addicts bc that's what you did

No. 852633

Most likely an older picture since she was using earlier this year.

No. 852646


these are her current nails sadly, but I wouldnt put it past her to have old needles still lying around in the hovel

No. 852654

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obviously she spent $40 on a non refundable game rather than putting it towards one of the things that would “make everything feel like less shit”

No. 852660

You can get a vacuum, bedsheets or a desk for 40$.
She's already spending the money on things she doesn't need and she'll be begging tomorrow for some furniture or ugly china made clothes from Shein and Amazon and she will get them.
Must be fun to have no bills to pay and get to spend every dime you make/beg for on useless shit with no repercussions.
Meanwhile, some people work two shit jobs and struggle to put food on the table and can never buy nice things for themselves.
I hope her Switch breaks even if some dumbfuck would buy her another one as soon as she complains.

No. 852661

The Kuromi journal should be the bigger notebook because our gorl loooves to write stream of thoughts, and the smallest should be the planner because she's got nothing to plan when shes lounging all day.

No. 852665

Luna's friend/"enployer" ig: https://www.instagram.com/allicinr0se/

No. 852672

Not exactly a surprise, but good spot anon. It’s funny that with the inclusion of her planner in that picture there’s essentially a time stamp alongside the needle and there’s no denying she’s still on heroin in 2021.

No. 852716

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No. 852733

she's going to suck so hard at that game

No. 852737

Doesn’t she complain about the winter too if I recall. Next will be the “I have no warm winter clothes” grift.

No. 852752

Just another rich fundie taking people on as a project - I think she'll get tired of Luna pretty quick. Just a cursory glance at her IG shows she's trying to look worldly by having many diverse interests and doesn't seem to stick with them long. The way she used that crowbar as a hammer stressed me TF out though.

No. 852792

Yeah, I noticed that too. She already has a string of failed projects behind her and this looks to be the next one.

No. 852797

Tuna's sugar mama will dip when she realizes what a bottomless pit of needs Tuna is.

No. 852801


You'd be surprised then that a lot of former iv users have old unused needles in their homes

No. 852802


Uhhh we all know she was on FENTANYL with a bit of heroin in 2021. Then she quit because of Lurch about 4 months ago (not the 7+ months she's claiming)

Like the other anons said, these aren't her nails now and it's obviously an old picture

No. 852803


Then do what the rest of us do when we're not happy where we live: Move with the money from your new jOb and get a new job landscaping. It's annoying how she acts like she's trapped there.

No. 852804


Anyone struggling that hard with 2 jobs doesn't have a clue how to cut unnecessary expenses, is too incompetent to get free basic food, or are living beyond their means. I think Tuna is a dumbass, but thanks to Lurch, the grift game is strong.

No. 852814

It's not an old picture, she got the Kuromi notebook very recently, a dumbass tumblr follower bought it for her from etsy. >>844817, >>844891, >>844894 and here she writes in it >>847000

No. 852821

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They look the same to me anon.

No. 852822

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Unless she’s been photo dumping old pics, they’re her current nails.

No. 852823

Samefag but I just realized that blanket she just thrifted on aug 30. they are 10000% her current nails and not an old pic

No. 852835

kek tuna hasnt seen an unused needle in her life. but agreed it COULD, MAYBE just be an old one that hasnt been tossed out. MAYBE.

No. 852865

this is only a reasonable thought based on how filthy her whole life is. Just hard to believe it is old though. But maybe….just maybe.

No. 852867

bc i think its a part of bpd. emotional instability due to attaching to everything in life, including comments on internet threads. they just take everything so personal because it is personal to them. lack of identity is another part of bpd, so i imagine that it hits too close to ppl who have identified with it too. a hit dog will hollar.

No. 852868

Occam's razor beats wishful thinking guys.

No. 852880

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Nice bit of furniture dragged into the middle of the room there Tuna

No. 852882

the only way the needle isn't hers is if it's lurch's. and if that's the route one wants to believe, you have to ask yourself how likely it is that tuna will be able to stay off whatever it is that lurch is shooting up next to her

i'm personally surprised though, and i wonder if she's actually on heroin or something else? mainly bc, as much as her being "sober" is bullshit, if you compare her posts to the ones she made a year ago there IS a rather drastic difference. just compare with the shit from this thread >>>/pt/767687

so, something definitely happened. what do you guys think? heroin or something else?

No. 852885

Notice how she's been hiding the crook of her arms. Even with her friend she was wearing long sleeves.

No. 852886

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Kek good point, the last time I could find it in a post was towards the end of August (pic rel) and for some reason in these pics it looks black and bruised however in the video she posted on this same day it looks reasonably free of any marks

No. 852887

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Screenshots of the video posted on the same day, her dress is absolutely disgusting covered in blood and god knows what else, but somehow the crook of her elbow here doesn't look as bad as in the photos?

No. 852890


Dumbest pRoOf of iv use since Tuna doesn't know how to mainline and she just misses into her thigh. Considering Lurch and his vein destroying phlebotomy technique started on her arms, her arm veins were demolished years ago. They don't come back after all the scar tissue that Lurch's technique would have quickly caused.

No. 852908

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No. 852911

>I've never bought a xan in my life
> A dude I know sells them for $2

Kek. At least she's honest. It's not her money going to xans if she buys, probably her dad's.

No. 852913

she’s saying the guy sells kpin which is klonopin not xanax

No. 852925

Why hasn’t she just gone to one of the doctors that writes these other scripts? No wonder she was incensed by a small klonopin rx.

No. 852929

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I wonder how much she's getting paid

No. 852930

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Samefagging just to add this terrifying pic, whatever filter she's using is not it, i'm sure i'll be seeing this shit in my nightmares

No. 852931

Shouldn't Lurch already have pay stub to find a place with his "landscaping" job?
Also good luck finding a place in or around NYC working only 25 hours a week.

No. 852932

No one is renting apartments to people who work under 30hrs a week, without being on guaranteed income like disability or social security. Imagine that…planting tomatoes outside in September for some trust fundie with a slumming fetish isn't a real job.

No. 852935

"Our company" oooo the BPD is already starting to rear it's head. Countdown to when trust fund kid kicks her off payroll starts when.

No. 852936

This is fucking terrifying.

I doubt she even filled in a W4 form.

No. 852964


but luna helped start the company!!! they would be nowhere without her!!! she entered a startup and put her LIFE and SOUL into it, how would they dare kick her out!!!

lol this is at the same level as when she said she can't wait to taste the strawberries. that she planted in late september. in what's supposed to be a client's garden.

No. 852966

Work? Paystubs? Hmmmm.
Do you think it's possible she was somehow getting the covid unemployment benefits but now she'll have to stop collecting them because she's "working" now? Otherwise it's fraud??

No. 852967


She wouldn't have qualified for unemployment since she didn't lose any income due to covid and she's not smart enough to figure out how to fake having her own business.

No. 852968


This isn't even relevant since she wasn't getting unemployment from her lack of ever having a job (you have to pay in to unemployment through the jobs you worked in that state and Luna certainly hasn't worked recently enough to pay into any unemployment fund), but you can still get unemployment when working less than full time. They just adjust the amount. Not sure how your country works but that's common knowledge for anyone who works in the US.

No. 852969

I wonder how many hours she's actually doing, if any.

No. 852972

>she was shitty before lurch
She was a literal teenager. Late but this is just a retarded take.
It's no wonder she doesn't know shit about employment or housing or any normal adult shit when she was stunted with hard drugs so early.
She should cut ties with all enablers like Lurch and that personal project chick and get closer to people who actually want the best for her. She's not going to ever get clean and functional alone because she never developed what is required to do that. She needs to accept help. From her dad, from groups she dissed because their pizza is too small.

No. 852973

Nta, but yeah it was a shitty take but it isn't now. She is a shitty person now and would just end up using and abusing the people who would try to help her. Pretty much what she does now.

No. 852974

Like she did with her mom. I totally agree on that.
But let's not pretend she's inherently shitty, and let's not pretend Lurch had nothing to do with it.
And let's not pretend she cannot stop, and let's not pretend she can stop without any help.

No. 852975

Luna was never a normal teenager, she has been deranged even compared to the average rebellious teenager. Age can only be an excuse up to a point. Luna's behavior was beyond that.

No. 852976

Deranged? This is absolute bullshit.
I hate this recent twitteresque trend of having to have all cows painted as some Disney villains just for you to feel good about gossiping about them.
I'm gonna gawk at the paper towel falling our of her crotch when trying to film a porn with Lurch for dope money and I'm not going to feel morally superior to her about it.

No. 852978

We don't all have to agree, anon. This "Let us all" bullshit is retarded. You must be one of the BPD girls in this thread that feel attacked when people discuss cows. I can think she is and always was a shitty person. Do I think she is evil? Not really. But she is a drain on society and doesn't benefit anyone either by her presence or knowledge or work. Luna makes the world a worse place by being in it. She does nothing positive for anyone, so I can think whatever I want about her.

No. 852981

I discuss cows here all day kek (weird flex, I know). And you can think whatever you want, but it doesn't make you right.
I don't think she's a good person either, but it's ridiculous if we can't even have a discussion on why that came to be and how it could stop.

No. 852990

No one here is psychic so how is it pretending if she hasn't proven at all that she can get better? She had help many, many times. She abused it and threw tantrums even while medicated. She abused her doctors like she abuses her drugs. We're not judging her based on her childhood, we're judging her and every other cow on here by their current actions.

Then go back and read the previous threads where that same tinfoil has been vomited multiple times in every single thread.

No. 853001

soooo late shut up but looks like luna found the "skinny filters"

No. 853020

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rexella van impe vibes

No. 853028

TIL that no 'literal teenager' can be a shitty person. Hot take, anon.
She actually is inherently shitty. Lurch made it worse but it was always there. And it's clear she cannot stop.
This endless what if magical thinking that ignores everything about the cow is so tiresome. If you identify with her enough to project this narrative of change, it's time to take a break. Be like Tuna and go touch some grass.

No. 853070

> she provides no benefit
> as I comment in thread 33

No. 853098

I definitely think she's using again. I do agree there's a big difference in her writing but I'm guessing it's because her tolerance is lower so she isn't using as much and therefore is more "with it". this post confirmed it for me >>843548 . That's a common symptom with all opiates - having trouble peeing. Usually passes after a week or two of habitual use which would also be long enough for physical dependence. Also her face is back to always having that high on opiates look - droopy lids and slack jawed. it's not surprising given her getting kicked out of iop and dropping therapy. The "sober from heroin" (lol) saga was interesting and clearly did her some good - for a shit tier human that is.

No. 853161


What you're describing are symptoms of benzo use, which Tuna is on because she says she is. If you've been on fentanyl, quit for a few months and go back, you'll only look sleepy for a couple of first time uses.
When she starts posting about using opiates on some subreddit for opiates, then she's on fentanyl (or heroin she likes to call it for the glamour of it all). Tuna thinks invisible on Reddit and always outs herself for what she's on through there.

Read through her other threads if you don't know this by now because the hErOiN tinfoils are hilarious.

BTW, Lurch is on his court program still and has a prescription for benzos, meaning those can be in his system. Tuna only does what Lurch gets because she's a fat lazy mooch.

And whoever said Tuna doesn't know about employment and housing because of hard drugs is full of shit. Addicts learn all of that fast especially when she started at 18 (according to her "anonymous" reddit post) when she started dating Lurch. She just doesn't know shit because Lurch handles the hustling. Even though she exaggerates, she tells what she truly believes is the truth from what she believes is her anonymous reddit username. Based on my conversations with her, this thread, and reddit, I've never found her posting anything she doesn't believe (benzos don't kill people), mistakenly believes (7 months clean!), or exaggerates (like getting married to her fiance once she gets an id). She doesn't tell an outright lie since she's "anonymous".

So check her reddit if you really want to know what she's on. Which, you'll find, are benzos.

No. 853169

anon are you stupid? No shit she never stopped using benzos so no it can't be benzos causing it. There was a clear sudden difference in her looking high again consistently since the end of the last thread/beginning of this one. Not to mention, as I previously stated, having trouble peeing is not a symptom of benzo use - it's a symptom of opiate use. She never stopped benzos so how on earth would it be all caused by benzos? Are you her, her "friend"/boss, or are you just tnd level stupid and think people can't tell unless it's blatantly admitted to? Tolerance doesn't take "a couple first time uses" to come back. Yes, it drops very quickly (why do you think so many die when they relapse even right after leaving detox), but does not come back as quickly. Anyways she outted herself by posting about having trouble peeing, as a bonus she also posted a rig on accident. If you think something's only happening if a cow says it is then you're incredibly gullible and on the wrong website to be so sure of yourself.

No. 853175

Well excuse me for having a nuanced take, I promise it'll never happen again. I'll just see it all in black and black from now. That's what gossip is all about, right?
What sealed it for me is the needle. There is no explanation for the needle other than shooting up that wouldn't require mental gymnastics. Everything else is pure cope and blind hope.

No. 853211

I’m just thinking out loud here and responding to nobody in particular obviously, but could she have moved on to shooting her benzos to get more from less? I’ve never done it but maybe some of you anons could enlighten me as to if it’s possible. I googled it, it is possible, but I can’t tell with tuna.

No. 853226

Yes you can shoot anything for the rush, including benzos. You can always separate the fillers in pills and the Needle Exchange gives you info on how to do it correctly as well as provides the necessary ingredients.

You're awfully rude for someone who clearly has never been an iv opiate addict, let alone opiates cut with fentanyl based on your lack of knowledge of how quickly your tolerance gets back to where you were before you got off opiates. Not sure what opiate addict you met has had trouble peeing, but that would be a problem that should be looked into since that's not a common symptom with most opiate addicts. We also know Tuna gets UTIs and frequently struggles to pee. You'd be surprised how hard it is to tell who is really hooked on opiates, unless you heard their voice or saw their pupils not change in size going from a dark room to the sunshine. And no, pictures of someone's eyes won't help you determine drug use. You sound as knowledgeable as a DARE "educator" in the 90s.

Gossiping badly is assuming incorrect things and spreading the misinformation. Gossiping usually involves sharing information about someone, and can sometimes be inaccurate, but will typically be corrected in gossip publications when the truth is learned.
I apologize to any anons for trying to be factual. It's just annoying to see how incorrect these tinfoils are when I can't post the proof I have without outing myself. But sure, keep saying whatever you read on Google applies to Tuna. Keep saying Tuna is on heroin when she was actually predominantly on fentanyl cut with a bit of heroin. Keep saying Tuna is going to be put out on the street when she's not. Keep saying Tuna is squatting when she's now a legal tenant. Keep saying she's a street walker when she's only done online sw. Keep pretending you know things that you insist you're certain of, when it's just embarrassing to see how wrong some anons are.

No. 853234

I say this with kindness, your posts are coming off like this is a very personal issue for you, maybe take a break. There’s threads that make me want to step in and correct everyone all the time but it’s just not that important.

No. 853259

Go touch some grass. Stop taking lolcow so seriously & shitting up the thread with your no milk sperging.

No. 853260

You could have just called her out for being wrong and left it at that, but the junkie elitism is just…lol

No. 853263

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Thanks for the good laugh anon, and nice try but I’m not going to a-log. Funny you talk about misinformation but spread it yourself. Just because something hasn’t happened to you, doesn’t mean it isn’t true; that’s just plain ignorant.

>“You'd be surprised how hard it is to tell who is really hooked on opiates"

Now that’s a good one anon! Lmao, you can usually tell from a mile away and no it's usually not the eyes and voice. So many addicts delude themselves in this way, to their own detriment (see: many cows on this farm). Anyways, hope you can get off the fent!

No. 853276

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both of the junkie sperg anons above are the worst. anyway

who tf gonna pay for this Luna?

No. 853283

This must the totally necessary office stuff she’s grifting from her new boss/friend here >>852537

No. 853285

and she wants a gaming chair
my fucking sides

No. 853288

How long until this desk would turn brown? Why not get a colour that hides dirt?

No. 853334

>Keep saying she's a street walker when she's only done online sw
I'm not saying she is a street walker, but do you have a better explanation of the rape story than a for-profit arrangement of some sorts going awry? I don't think she's a regular, but IDK what other explanation could be of the whole narrative (her letting the dude in, 'worth only 20 dollars uwu', police claiming she consented, other stuff not making sense that I don't remember atm). Unless the whole thing is a lie and she reported a lie to the police.
I don't think so, she said 'hopefully' so I think it's one of her shopping dreams like the many engagement/wedding rings. I wouldn't be surprised if she got someone to buy her this shit if it wouldn't be over 100 USD, closer to 200 in fact (an educated guess, since this desk is sold out).
not uguu kawaii babydoll enough

No. 853379

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just got the 'job' and already spending money and planning to do so more (on the pink desk)

No. 853380

The delusion. The fact that she even has these thoughts for dream furniture when she's squatting in an apartment with no lock on the door

No. 853400

Ah yes, killstar. Known world-wide for their top quality fabrics and detailed construction.

No. 853404


"I deserve something new…"
This bitch gets new shit all the time because she claims to "deserve" it. She doesn't care if it's new because someone's mom buys it for her, because her dad (disguised as a client in her posts) buys it, or because she stole it from someone or somewhere, but there's always a justification for why it was so necessary for her to have.

No. 853407

I miss the 90s and early 2000s when bitches were honest and called it retail therapy knowing they wanted to spoil themselves. Now it's all about "self care!" and "deserve!"

No. 853409

she buys new shit for herself nearly everyday, what is this "i feel sooo guilty for this" coming from? does she think it makes her look less like a greedy materialist? she got so much new shit this year too. she just buys new stuff after wearing an outfit for 2 weeks straight and getting food, sweat, cigarette and blood stains all over it when most people who understand working for their money WASH their clothes so they can wear them longer…

No. 853411

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No. 853412

who needs a nice flat or good mental health, well, no one, as long as your hair is white and you have new clothes

No. 853413

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this is… a look

No. 853414

This woman is a hopeless case jfc

No. 853417

The litter scoop next to what looks like a bathroom scale behind her really ties the room together.

No. 853418

Please let her get enough shit to satisfy her greed, every day, I don’t care, except for the dog. Please tuna don’t ever get a dog or another cat. Them getting a dog or another cat may make me feel like a-logging and I definitely don’t want to feel like that.

No. 853419

She feels guilty because she's spending her own money now. When she spends her own money on her stupid fashion she talks about the expense vs when people but her things it's always cheap. See the stupid purple heart boobie dress and I think that sailor costume?

No. 853422

the clothes just thrown onto that dirty ass floor

No. 853428

At least some of the other stuff she buys is kind of cute… what is this hideous rag

No. 853443

pft, “her own money.” her friend is clearly just being nice and giving her a few bucks to get her out of the apartment and into the fresh air. luna has earned no money of her own. it’s charity.

No. 853445

Bad charity at that. Fundie doesn't know or care the ramifications of taking people on as pet projects. Tuna will 100% use their inevitable fallout to dig into her addiction/shitty behaviors.

No. 853459

i’ve been a long time lurker here but have never posted. i’m 24 and i have been following luna since i was 15 and she was 16, so i have a looooot to say about the girl. some of the things i’ve witnessed from her have never been mentioned here so i just wanted to give a recap of my 9 years of following her:

luna used to be kind of normal and cute when she was attending high school. i liked her art style but it has drastically disproved over the years. she used to be (semi) involved in activism, have a passion for art, go to shows with her friends, etc. all of this came to a swift haunt the moment she met lurch. not only did he groom her and her her hooked on drugs, he separated her from her life and all of her friends. he is the reason she dropped out of college, he basically convinced her to come spend more time with him and that he would take care of her. fucking gross.

anyway i first started feeling weird about her when she would beg for drug money, and (not verbatim) say if you won’t send her money just because you know she’s going to spend it on drugs then you’re an asshole/junkiephobic or whatever. me being 15 felt very guilty about that statement and ALMOST sent her money, thank god i never did. this is before she was on heroin btw, i think she wanted xanax or maybe even weed, can’t remember but i am certain it was pre-dope.

things started to get really weird when she turned 17. she broke up with her LDR bf, peter, who she had never met before but described him as “the love of my life.” there was definitely something wrong with the dude, (he has an ED page but can’t remember his last name) but he was kinda cute and atl age appropriate. i think he was in jail when they broke up - i think the reason they broke up bc he was in and out of jail so much. i’m not gonna say this dude was good or kind of healthy or anything like that, but you could tell by the texts he sent her that he atl cared about her, in a way that lurch has never shown. so even tho he was a loser, lurch was a huge downgrade and she made it seem like an upgrade. anyway……

so after the peter breakup, she started hanging out with lurch, who she claimed to be her mother’s best friend. obviously he was just her dealer but i didn’t catch that at the time. she would say that he’d come over to hang w mom and they’d all watch movies together and bond or whatever, like a family. she would refer to him as HER BROTHER. i’m not fucking kidding, for weeks she called him her biological brother and he would call her his sister. i swear to god. then they did acid together and made out and her mom walked in on them. didn’t seem like she cared too much but that could’ve just been luna’s POV. i was absolutely disgusted by this and it’s when luna turned into a lolcow for me. this was in like 2014.

i started getting really weirded out by her and would obsessively check her blog for updates on her weird pedo boyfriend situation. he 100% coerced her into doing heroin while she was underage, and while she’s obviously a horrible person and a scammer, lurch is just absolute human garbage. he is a predator and a pedophile, which i’m sure you all know, just reiterating.

i remember once she posted a picture of his penis, and it was fucking huge, which was super disturbing to me lol. she would constantly post about his “10 inch penis” and i thought she was lying until she posted the pic. maybe she’s dickmatized …..

i’m not really sure what the point of this post was, it’s just been such a wild ride watching this girl slowly fall apart and become like… evil. i used to admire her and be envious of her lifestyle going to alt rock shows in NYC and just being a cute teenage girl. but god damn. sorry if this is blogging or whatever, it’s my first post and just wanted to share some things i haven’t seen mentioned here before

No. 853461

>she would constantly post about his “10 inch penis” and i thought she was lying until she posted the pic.
Bitch idk what to do with this information but I'm intrigued?????

No. 853463

LMAO i know right??? i def took a screenshot of it back in the day, could be on the cloud somewhere. truly disturbing image though i’m not sure anyone deserves to see such a thing

No. 853466

Pretty much all of this has been covered but thank you for your personal Luna-history take. We totally needed paragraphs of it.

No. 853467

Cool fuck you too :)

No. 853468

Lurch’s dick and tons of their disgusting porn has been posted in the earlier threads. Have fun lol

No. 853471

I’m not sure what the point of this recap was. None of its new milk?

No. 853473

like i said it’s my first post, i’m just trying to share some stuff that i had never seen mentioned here before. won’t be posting again

No. 853479

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No. 853485

lol WUT
we've seen pics of lurch's pp and spoiler: it's not that big and is weirdly skinny? You had me up til there, though

No. 853489

God she's fucking stupid, this question is answered in the game if she bothered to pay attention

No. 853493

How did you follow her for so long and still get so many details wrong. Another junkie princess, I presume.
Missing you already

No. 853494

I didn't say "hard earned money". By "her" money I mean money she has in her hand that could have been spent on drugs, unlike all of her grifting for cheap cheap shit that comes from people sending her crap from Amazon instead of money. (Possibly bc they know she would spend cash on drugs).
She feels "guilty" (not guilt, but BPD is weird) because usually if she had extra cash-in-hand it would be used for H/Fent or pills.
I've seen more than a few female addicts, when they're months sober as Luna claims, take part of a paycheck and buy something nice for themselves from the "savings" that they weren't spending in their DoC. But it's actually a celebration of their recovery journey, instead of Luna's pity me, I deserve this, uwu sad bbgrl schtick.

No. 853495

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huh, how is her “work” paying for this?

No. 853503

Does anyone else feel like that desk looks like a toy for a doll house as opposed to a real desk?

No. 853505

It's in the first thread, newfag. Or the second.
What's the point if she's living in a grimy flat that sooner or later she can get kicked out of?
That girl is truly crazy

No. 853545

Oh god it is, why lie Luna we all know you’re still a neet kek

No. 853551

if you look it up on amazon, it's an actual desk for real humans

No. 853557

she likes the aesthetic and idea of being Little Miss Working Girl moreso than actual working lmao already talking about buying absolutely useless little figurines for her work desk that isn't even hers yet and she lives in a fuckin hovel covered in filth. i have zero hope for her.

No. 853569

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No. 853572

>so I have the rest of the day to do shit drugs
Also, love how she plucked weeds a couple of times for a few hours and now acts as she's had a stable 9-5 job for ages.

No. 853619

This bitch doesn’t deserve a dog.

No. 853667

No one's mentioned Lurch's "big dick" because #1, it isn't big. There's a difference between big and zoomed in on. You seriously sound like you've never seen a dick irl if you were frightened by the gargantuan size of a zoomed in dick.
I see you also stan Luna so much still that you glossed over how she even admitted to wanting to be a heroin addict à la Courtney Hole (aka Courtney Love) and followed Lurch around asking him to let her try heroin… but to you, that's all evidence of Lurch's coercion. Btw, no heroin addict wants to share their dope. It's not weed or coke or some other sociable drug. Lurch would have been perfectly content getting free pussy without having to also share his beloved heroin. Thank you though for your pointless post full of everything that's been mentioned in old threads and an even bigger thank you if you never post again.

Her benefactor gets to write off these kinds of items since it's considered a necessary cost of doing business. The IRS will thankfully never have to see what this actual piece of shit looks like since even an audit would only require the receipt. I guarantee that the sucker, I mean "employer", is just happy Tuna asked for this basic af desk that's simply powder coated pink than an actual, good quality standing desk that adjusts depending on whether you want to stand or sit.
Tuna actually had the nerve to say she misses "dressing more alt" when there's nothing alternative about her and her baby Sanrio pink shit. She looks like she's in the movie Big and turned into an adult overnight (in face and body only), yet still dresses like the 4 year old toddler she is.

No. 853670

That's what Luna reminds me of! That almost-neglected toddler with ill-fitting hand-me-downs who is constantly sticky & grimy and sucks on their shirt so it's always damp. Self-centered and small-minded. Awkward, tubby body they can't quite get comfortable in so move like a doofus. Drooling in the mirror staring at themselves. Just grabs everything they can see with their dirty hands and cares only about stuffies and toys. Only a BPD adult pink uwu junkie version of it.

No. 853673

>Tuna actually had the nerve to say she misses "dressing more alt" when there's nothing alternative about her and her baby Sanrio pink shit.
I assumed she meant like what she wore many years ago, as a teenager. Her wearing Sanrio shit is why she misses wearing alt clothes.

No. 853701

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No. 853705

Planting tomatoes in September & playing video games together…isn't a real job. You are a completely undeserving charity project of someone with little brains, too much money & who has no idea about real life. Just watch when shit goes sideways and all the sudden this person becomes a totally horrible abuser.

No. 853722

cut to when the "company" goes nowhere and/or Tuna gets let go because she's literally a waste of time and space who thinks video games is work lmao

No. 853753

no no no not a fucking dog.
she can't even take care of herself, i really hope this doesn't happen.

No. 853757

>it isn't big

I don't get why anons are acting like he has a small ween. There's a picture of Tuna licking his dick, so you can see the actual size of it. It's long, skinny, and weirdly shaped, just like the rest of him.

No. 853796

Cope harder.

I just don’t get why it’s important. Lurch could have the dick of a sex god—it doesn’t change his melting easter island face.

No. 853804

NTA but I also dislike when people get known cow facts wrong, makes it easier to dismiss the farms as lying, jealous haters. Plus it's just stupid to denu reality

No. 853822

I'm sure we can all agree that if you buy a hot dog from an illegal cart vendor that's long and skinny and misshapen, you won't be raving to anyone that your boiled hot dog is soooo bIg that you were frightened by it.

No. 853824

If anything, you'd tell everyone not to go to that cart and then stress how you're worried you'll catch some incurable sickness from it.

No. 853835

File: 1632238909254.jpg (Spoiler Image,263.81 KB, 972x2097, 20210921_113442.jpg)

Grimy piss drinking Luna commenting on an other disgusting women with gross fetishes.
My favortie thing about reddit Luna is the irony it brings. She complains about being featured here but talks about other cows on reddit.

No. 853855

…Autistic comparisons aside, nobody was saying that Lurch's dick is attractive. It's not (like most dicks), but it's not baby carrot tier.
She literally drank her own pee, what the fuck Luna
>She complains about being featured here but talks about other cows on reddit.
It's always cows watching other cows, autists following other autists…

No. 853856

Drinking a little pee is nothing compared to Sweet Peaches, she ate feces and claimed to be selling her infant daughter to pedophiles. Everybody needs to feel superior to somebody, Lunas just so far down the ladder that she needs to follow horrorcows like Peaches to feel better about herself.

No. 853879

I don’t even understand what the women is doing. Looks like she’s eating a popsicle

No. 853882

It’s frozen period blood

No. 853917

>>853835 this image is my 13th reason

No. 854046

File: 1632340267246.jpg (130.58 KB, 1080x531, Screenshot_20210921-202121_Sam…)

Guess her new Pepto Bismol pink powder coated "work" desk isn't for her "job" planting stupid shit in between taking selfies… It's for gaming. Now her and her bOsS/fRiEnD can play games properly!

No. 854047


OT but I have 0 reasons to know what tf you're even trying to say.

No. 854054

File: 1632345224204.jpg (315.01 KB, 720x1193, Skinny legend.jpg)

inb4 she complains about her weight and starving herself

Op was referring to the show "13 Reasons Why".

No. 854058


NTAYRT but that anon is essentially saying this image is so grotesque they want to off themselves after seeing it. It's a reference to the book/show 13 Reasons Why.

No. 854066

Looooove how her "work desk" is now a gaming table. Because she needs a whole desk and chair setup to play her (HANDHELD!!!!) Switch? She wants to be taken seriously but keeps doing dumb shit kek. She will never change

No. 854073

she will probably buy a gaming computer with evil dad's money

No. 854094

its pretty insane to me to imagine any "company" reimbursed her desk and gaming chair even if the company is run by a friend…anyone else think she's just lying again and bought it with her dad's money

No. 854116

And if they're reimbursing her, she had to have initially buy it herself before she's paid back for it. So who's card did she use to buy it? Evil dads? Maybe it's just the story she told her dad so that she could make the huge, useless charge and the "company" never even agreed to reimburse her.

No. 854124

I think her "boss" somehow bought those for Luna, or borrowed her money unoficcialy. Tinfoil, but I'm starting to think that the girl is basically paying Luna for the besties experience, including playing vidya together and daydreaming about bs projects. She had few comments on Instagram, and Luna's superpower is attracting people that value her so much they will buy whatever bullshit she wants for a crumb of her attention.

No. 854306

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No. 854307

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No. 854308

HOW many pairs of socks has she stuffed her bra with!?

No. 854321

Why does lurch the landscaper need a fake louis vuitton lmfao tuna

No. 854339

This fake LV definitely going to Lurch’s side girlfriend he sees while she’s at work.

No. 854348

Squatting poorfag with fake bags? You can't get any trashier than this

No. 854426

Seriously her boobs look wild???

No. 854433

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No. 854434

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No. 854435

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wonder how long it took those grubby makeup fingerprints to get there

No. 854437

she looks like a tumblr witch from the 2010s. why would you want to look like this

No. 854439

Who the fuck needs this much skin care stuff. It seems like every other day she's buying some new tacky face soap.

No. 854443

In all honesty I think this dress looks rather good on her, definitely much better in black than all of the pink and lilac.

No. 854444

She's laying on the floor that hasn't been vacuumed in a year kek
That dress was a weird purchase for her. It's not cute, trendy, or aesthetic.

No. 854458

I never understood why she is obsessed with moisturizer but not washing her clothes??? Like putting a smooth face through a crusty shirt sound disgusting.

No. 854461

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I just noticed the tube of toothpaste on the kitchen counter. Do they not have a bathroom in their squat? Would explain why she keeps all her skin care products on display in the living room too I guess

No. 854462

So many dish sponges kek

No. 854467

one tooth brush too… no wonder their teeth are rotting.

No. 854480

i'm a skincare nerd. while i'll never shame the amount of products someone has, it seems like the only research Luna has ever done on skincare is reading shill Amazon reviews. There are incredible cheap skincare products with high concentrations of actives out there (even on Amazon!) but she's literally so stupid she only buys whatever has a pastel package rather than what actives (AHAs, BHAs, retinol, vit c, hyrulonic acid, etc) they have. If you buy skincare with no actives it's pretty pointless and your "routine" makes no sense

No. 854486

this one. you would think she'd want to do research on anything, even something as simple as skincare. she doesn't want to learn that the best possible skincare for her budget is plain white Cerave

No. 854488

This pink Revolution moisturizer she bought has niacinamide. There are worst things Luna has done/bought.

No. 854492

Anon I fucking hate you lmfao

No. 854520

You're just jealous cause Lurch is brave and stunning like Harry Styles. Fighting toxic masculinity one handbag at a time

No. 854522

Hasn’t she said in her apartment search listings that she wanted a place with a private bathroom? Maybe her apartment is like a college dorm situation with shared bathrooms?

No. 854523

skincare is a scam just like makeup. all you need is a good cleanser and moisturiser.

No. 854545

I'm pretty sure she's posted selfies in the bathroom of her squat. It's where we seen her nasty towels after her eye infection iirc. She probably just clogged the bathroom sink with her hairballs or something so they use the kitchen sink.

No. 854552

I do remember her taking selfies in the bathroom too. Also have to agree about the sink. I can't imagine 2 junkies putting money on draino or a plumber. I mean they can't just call maintenance anymore like they when her mom was there lol. Not that I could see them even wanting a maintenance person there god forbid they find drugs paraphernalia or actual drugs

No. 854571

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I'm imagining Lurch carrying this bag while he's hobbling around offering to suck cock for drug money, and I think it's a cute look

Luna wants us all to know that she's doing pretty well and she doesn't read the negativity

No. 854578

>getting legally married
lmao I don't think that will be happening until maybe when they hit a decade together and no PLEASE no more pets to neglect & abuse.

>I've got my parents at more healthy places that suit how they both treat me.

I'm taking that as in she is following their boundaries?! but is convincing herself that that was her doing lol. She's such a bitch and acts like her parents are idiots and while they are, she's definitely the bigger idiot. I don't think any of these changes will stick through winter. I mean they don't even know when to plant shit but maybe her "friend's" parents have tons of money to throw at their daughters' pet project.

No. 854581

stayin sober except for the drugs

No. 854590

File: 1632705395862.jpg (300.68 KB, 1200x1800, Luna in 30 years.jpg)

No. 854602

Angelyne owns a home and a car and takes showers! Unfair comparison!

No. 854608

Plus she's iconic, Luna could never

No. 854611

Luna would die to look like her. watch, in a week she will be posting inspo

No. 854615

Her body looks great, Tuna's body is fucked forever.

No. 854659

very true. and what makes those cleansers and moisturisers "good"? actives. that's what.

No. 854680

> Ive never gotten to wear
She is so full of herself. She buys new clothes every week, no one is stoping her from wearing anything

No. 854689

How does this living Jim Henson Labyrinth prop still buy skincare products so frequently while never washing herself like a goddamn normal person???
I've been watching this nightmare passively for what feels like an eternity and it's never gotten better. Only technology and camera filters have.
She's really lived "CLOTHES TOYS MAKEUP DRUGS TREATS CRYING VOID" every single day without waking up from her baby narc coma.
It boggles my retard brain.

No. 854691

you sound like doug walker lmao

No. 854702

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Captioned “post vaccine chic”

No. 854703

Her eyes look like a failed attempt at the Disney filter. Like, why do they look 2D?

Also how did it take her this long to get vaxxed?

No. 854704


Bad news, Luna. Your titties deflated.

No. 854716

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I can't unhear his voice reading that post

No. 854741

she looks like madame tussaud tried to make a wax figure out of her

No. 854744

Same lel thanks for the laugh anon

No. 854745

"my home"
the level of delusion

No. 854753

Her selfies keep getting creepier. So uncanny valley

No. 854783

it’s a glitchy filter. you can see the filters lashes over the strand of hair in her face. but filters don’t like angles that aren’t straight-on so it went all weird and warped her eye (and also seems to have not affected her other eye so they look like wildly different sizes/shapes)

No. 854790

What's with the bodybuilder pose?? Not so uwu kawaii…

No. 854794

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>>851263 Peeped blood spatter and smear on Lurches neck. I’m sure he got it in a landscaping accident or dog attack…

No. 854799

She didn't care to get vaxxed, she did it so her and rlyblonde could go out shopping after

No. 854806

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more ugly cheap shit for the landfill

No. 854812

what makes her think this one won't? Does anyone know where to look up the price of this necklace? Looks unoficial

No. 854814

File: 1632863196034.jpg (148.91 KB, 1080x2082, IMG_20210928_230101.jpg)

Found it. 21$ and of course it's made from fucking alloy. Whoever created the shop is making bank reselling cheap Chinese garbage to Tunas

No. 854823


NYC now requires a vaccine for indoor dining, concerts, and gyms (not like this applies to Luna), as well as many private businesses imposing their own mandates.

She got the Vax so she can go shopping basically

No. 854850

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She’s gonna ‘bleach the doily’ because that is definitely the top priority for cleaning in her life

No. 854851

>bleach the doily
Burn it.

No. 854858

> 3 of swords card at top of tarot deck
That's fitting, at least.

No. 854862

Bleach what? I don't understand
she probably set it up like this on purpose

No. 854866

there is literally an aura of grime on the wall behind it

No. 854869

This is literally a necklace I got for $2 off wish, just with shitty charms attached kek

No. 854876

File: 1632910803834.png (1.86 MB, 1678x1046, cheapcheapcheap.png)

she's bought stuff from this shop before. makes me laugh because the entire shop is just cheap shit from aliexpress with the prices jacked up. she bought this top from them for $24 when it's $4 on aliexpress. no idea why they have so many followers on instagram, i guess all egirls are idiots

No. 854883

does…she have a broken weed pipe in her bowl of crystals? that green one has the shape and flattened nub at the bottom of a lot of pipes.

she broke it…and kept it. for the aesthetic.

No. 854890

Kek, nice catch. Yes, there are two broken pieces of green pipe in her crystals.

No. 854896

Luna scams people for money for trinkets, shop scams Lunas for money from trinkets.

No. 854914

Agree. All those hand washing campaigns were wasted on Luna. Or she does her makeup with her “nice” clothes on and drops concealer/powder all over them. She should wear an old tank top or towel for makeup application like most ppl. Maybe a bib would work for her?

No. 854919

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>>852654 She literally could have gotten this cheap cheap cheap plastic pink *~*kawaii*~* pet robot vacuum that does everything by itself for an extra $8. I’m sure it wouldn’t work for very long/at all because it’s cheapcheapcheap $100+ less than all the other robot vaccums, but she could have made the effort in the hopes she could continue to use no effort.

No. 854920

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I can’t wait to see what this life changing product they are working on is

No. 854924

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Why does it look like she's in pain every time she open-lip smiles? The clumps of human hair on that black shirt is really gross too.

No. 854925

This photo gets worse the more you look at it.

No. 854931

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It's an ugly logo

No. 854932

Wow, how cool! Luna made the design for her new workplace with the only graphics available to her, the DS! Impressive she found a place ready to print things in that format! Congrats fully employed graphic design queen! Altered spUces D3siGN!

No. 854935

File: 1632955693866.jpg (Spoiler Image,354.89 KB, 1080x1598, IMG_20210929_194711.jpg)

Well… Try again…

No. 854936

This is fucking nasty. She needs to put her damn shirt on. How can she say that she feels gross about her body because of her "rape" and then strip down to her see-through bra outside? Bitch has Momokun confidence.

No. 854939

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No. 854940

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No. 854943

what the fuck?

No. 854944

This is not the flex she thinks it is. It just further proves she's her boss's weird charity case.

No. 854945

File: 1632957812711.jpeg (621.21 KB, 828x1122, 75C6A898-53EA-474C-89A2-BCDD01…)

It seems like she goes to an adult daycare and calls it work

No. 854947

I wonder if she’s lost or damaged some of her bottom teeth. She makes a point not to show them.

No. 854949

Sorry if it’s been mentioned before but does she have a dead tooth?

No. 854955

Holy shit she is huge

No. 854960

Is she at work? Is she doing gardening for her boss/friend who is offering to take photos? Did she think of this on the fly whilst out?

No. 854969

it really is starting to look like her boss just adopted her lmao she's just buying her food, clothes, arts and crafts shit… but what exactly is the work?

No. 854970

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“Barely knows how to use Facebook”

No. 854973

that's sad. She never addressed the "tessa" thing, right?

No. 854974

Maybe she's getting paid in this stuff instead of actual money

No. 854975

Oh my LORD. And was she "at work" while taking this picture? What is going on!!???

No. 854977

Her eyebrows are frowning

No. 854978

Wait. Is her new boss actually just a sugar momma? This shit is fucking weird.

No. 854980

File: 1632972844221.jpeg (115.69 KB, 828x1266, someonecomegettheirgrandma.jpe…)

From KF. Her attempts at being sexy are so gross. I wouldn't be surprised if she used this as advertisement for her "sex work". I don't even see how she thinks this is appropriate to do at work, but she also thinks gaming is work so…

No. 854989

File: 1632983483734.jpg (431.44 KB, 1080x1755, Screenshot_20210930_072953.jpg)

making eye masks apparently

No. 854990

They're hand sewing "emergency sensory overload self harm" eye masks. With Tuna's "amazing" sewing skills I'm sure they'll be high quality lol and inside with some measly tiny lavender flowers.

No. 854991

And the people using them are more likely to get eye infections from them with Tuna making them. She never bathes and always has all kinds of grime under her nails and on her hands.

No. 854992

That bra doesn't even slightly fit

No. 854997

the doily. the old lady crochet thing on the table

No. 854998

Ah yes, that’s what all the neurodivergent people want when they’re in sensory overload. To have a blindfold. Wtf hahaha

No. 855005

Imagine having enough money to truly help people but instead you turn out crap like this & buy slave labor trash for a worthless bint. This idiot totally deserves tuna. She won't know what hit her when the shit hits the fan and all the sudden Luna decides she is an abusive/horrible person who totally stole her original artwork.

No. 855007

Okay so let me get this straight. Tuna's two jobs are as follows:
1.) Gardening with rlyblonde
2.) Crafting with Alltardspaces
Those… are hobbies. Having friends is not a job. Do you think she gets paid actual money for either of these things?

No. 855012

> Alltardspaces
kek good one anon

No. 855014

I thought they were both with the altered spaces person

No. 855015

she has a massive overbite so her bottom teeth have never really shown in pics

No. 855021

no, the gardening thing is at rllyblonde’s mom’s house
which makes me believe that the mom has actually been buying Luna random gifts in the past

No. 855024

I think you're wrong anon. She showed pictures of that dark haired, butch looking woman while she was gardening. That isn't rlyblonde.

No. 855026

Samefag but here's pic. >>851734

No. 855031

She got angry and said he was just kidding around
That's my theory, except she pays Tuna for being her 'friend' and indulging another of her fundie projects going nowhere (she did some painting and tea shit before)

No. 855032

maybe rlyblonde has other "employees"

No. 855042

You can find the insta of the alteredspaces owner here or in the kf thread, I don't remember. She definitely isn't rlyblonde.

No. 855043

>She got angry and said he was just kidding around
Just like he totally hates that side chick that he's been seeing. Tuna cut herself over this useless dude kek.

No. 855048

they're sewing lavender in them. does lavender do anything for eyes?

No. 855072

File: 1633035937407.jpeg (1.17 MB, 828x1409, 8F1D42B2-F033-47F2-AAEE-CC9BB6…)

more toxic houseplants! luckily for pumpkin she’ll probably kill them pretty fast

No. 855077

if anything having lavender that close to your nostrils would ironically cause some serious sensory overload

No. 855080

File: 1633040329587.jpeg (155.61 KB, 828x1298, 1DF5C36B-5710-4D57-940F-F58895…)

See? Not rlyblonde. Probably a junkie, why do I feel like the only people obsessed with ~harm reduction~ are junkies? Probably because of Luna, so sorry if I'm talking out of my ass

No. 855081

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unless harm reduction kits aren't a junkie only thing?

No. 855083

kek that’s kinda retarded. most people who have empathy for other human beings and doesn’t want to live in a city where they pass people OD’d on the sidewalk care about harm reduction.

No. 855088

Holy shit - the first time I check on Luna in a month and she's got a "job". I dunno what kind of establishment or "boss" hires a fat-stinking-junkie covered in gross holes/scars, wearing oversized toddler clothing.

Ah well, at least she's not leeching off everyone else now, right?…right?

No. 855091

how does this woman not have a single bra that fits properly? good god.
maybe her boss friend should take her to get a proper bra sizing too

ah yes, nothing would relax me more than a staph infection directly in my iris

No. 855095

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Sage for unrelated 'tism but this fake targeted shirt reminded me of Tuna and Chief

No. 855107

Dude I love to periodically check in on the Tuna Saga and to hear that the girl that drank Easter Island heads piss and her own is now sewing eye masks and planting strawberries is wild. I mean…I guess if this person wants to pay her I can’t hate. However I would hate to be having an actual sensory overload and put one if those Petri dishes disguised as a mask over my eyes with the filth we’ve seen on her hands.

No. 855111

You are right, it's a necessity and most people do care about it for the right reason. I should have said that I don't believe that Luna and her friend do right now. Dunno how to express it, but seems to me like a convenient front for a junkie who wants to moralfag. Or at least it was for Luna some time ago.

No. 855112

This is actually done quite frequently, as I've owned several. The lavender flowers in the mask do two things: the scent is natually relaxing, but the flowers also give the mask weight, which puts slight pressure on the eyes, relieving stress.

No. 855115

that is art

No. 855116

From poking around on Instagram, this is my understanding: Luna and her sugar mama started this endeavour after making tenuous links between autism and sensory overload that causes self-harming behaviour. The “harm reduction” is um sleep masks with lavender in, missing the point entirely that if someone is in sensory overload they probably don’t want to tie something over their eyes with lavender in. That’s just extra sensory input. It’s exactly the kind of business venture somebody on drugs would think up.

No. 855118

samefag but thats retarded af. the smell would be too much and the weight would be near unnoticeable. sounds like autistic larpers using their moms credit card on etsy junk.

No. 855122

So when does tuna start stealing from her employer?

No. 855128

If they make $0 on this business venture (which is likely considering it seems like a scam) do you think this Alteredspaces lady will keep Luna around? She certainly won't be gardening anytime soon, that's for sure. Unemployed saga once again is my prediction

No. 855131

It’s usually the beads or rice or whatever in the mask that makes them heavy cause dried flowers are really light

No. 855133

Fucking kek

No. 855137

Tuna must be telling that woman how much she wants to help people with autism, meanwhile she lurks in the Chris Chan subreddit.

No. 855159

Oh just wait, it's coming.
>"My new employer just bought me bras!"

No. 855160

Blogging (I'll take the ban). I have an autistic nephew who has sensory sensitivity and holy shit if you put something like this over his eyes he would lose his fucking mind. There are tons of sensory therapies, toys and treatments for people who hate texture or feel overwhelmed. What is this dumb fuck woman doing? Does she have a degree in this or is this a "sensory" thing for junkies? I swear I saw autism stuff on her twitter.

No. 855161

Read >>855118. They have no idea what they're doing. One scroll through Alltard's personal Instagram shows she gets a high off of larping different, and oftentimes niche, professions.

And yeah. No one with autism during sensory overload will willingly overwhelm their senses with lavender over their eyes. Not to mention it has the potential to be irritating. Lavender shouldn't be anywhere near the eyes, even if it's sewn in. Buncha dumbasses who has probably never been around a single autistic person, just all those self diagnosed socially undeveloped NEETs and junkies.

No. 855163

I don’t think it really matters what happens - it appears as if this Allison woman has a string of half-baked ideas and quasi-interests behind her. Seems she regularly reinvents herself and then takes on a new project and inevitably abandons it and moves onto something else, like she will with Tuna.

No. 855164

Anon you have such a way with words - you said what I wanted to, but better.

No. 855165

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Yeah, the pseudo intelligence has my sides rn.

No. 855176

Literally what the fuck is she even saying. What a girlboss–I'm sure Luna is both totally enamored of her and too brain fried to understand this woman's shtick lmao

No. 855192

I think that Allison is enamored with Tuna, not the other way around. Tuna is happy to leech and 'work', but doesn't seem to care about her boss beyond that. She probably thinks she got the 'job' on her merits, while she's a pet project of a bored leftie fundie. Meanwhile her boss is throwing money at Tuna lmfao
I would have the biggest kek if Allison is one of those farmers in a love-hate relationship with Tuna, except she was told to whiteknight at Tuna's gram one times too many.

No. 855194

Must have no friends so she pays Tuna for her companionship. She just got her a bunch of stuff from The Container Store.

No. 855196

She gives off a very strong 'prepared to enter PhD program but didn't get accepted' vibe

No. 855197

Not even. She's mostly word salad dressed up nice with Rich Woke White Kid education. She's like if gentrification was a person lol. She's shoving herself into all these spaces that she doesn't know shit about and acting as if she's the best most committed activist. "Autism anxiety is just C-PTSD from being treated differently" holds NO ground whatsoever and I hope her Twitter politics stay there. There will definitely be a big blow up with her and Tuna though. My tinfoil is they met in group because of the timing of their friendship. Plus these whole "pay for friendships" dynamics never work out. It's only a matter of time she starts holding it against Tuna, or Tuna gets too demanding, or just outright starts stealing. Seen it plenty of my times, we may even have an early milkmas.

No. 855201

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No. 855203

Well at least she's thinking ahead and got it on wheels. It can travel with her whenever something moves forward with their eviction.

No. 855246

Looking forward for everything under the plants to get wet and muddy when she's overwatering them.

No. 855267


"90% of my belongings are moldy and unusable, pls donate, i cannot live without my art supplies as that's how i make my living by selling art and i have body dysmorphia so i need my makeup"

already have her down pat.

No. 855372

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Alltard's retarded posts incoming to give everyone an example of her bullshit (1/3)

No. 855373

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No. 855374

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No. 855375

No wonder she got Tuna to draw the design… I bet her mock up was just shitty fallopian tube plants with faces drawn on the pots and eye masks over the pots' "eyes"

No. 855376

Tuna and Alltard "Allicin" are probably blasting electronic music to their plants and expecting that to help them survive despite the fact "winter is coming", in more ways than one!

No. 855377

Boss witch?!
And I like that her professional notebook is written in with different colored markers. She's like Tuna but with the trust fund money to do nothing.

No. 855378

Her white slime covered tongue why

No. 855381

Sloppy painted nails, uneven chopped hair, looks like she smells. Match made in heaven with our Tuna.

No. 855393

Fucking all of this. Especially the tinfoil that they met in the group. >>855374 makes a strong case for it.

No. 855399

How does the think her job legitimately pays for her AliExpress clothing? I have never heard of an employer that pays for any clothing besides uniforms. I smell some books being cooked. Bet these idiots are writing off these cheap nasty dresses as a legitimate business expense.

No. 855411

Likely she uses Alltard and "the business I work for" interchangeably. Tuna lurks here so she's probably aware that we know "my friends mom" is code for stolen/dad bucks/SW funds so it's easier to say that her job is paying for it. Basically Alltard = my job = my employer. If they're writing it off as a tax expense, well. That's something else entirely.

No. 855437

Yeah, I don't want no doubters saying she doesn't lurk here when she was saying the other day that she doesn't want to eat again because meanies say she's fat. When all her IG comments are ass kissers.

No. 855442

plantfag here, she is going to kill that string of pearls so fucking fast, it makes me sad.

No. 855461

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seems like lurch called her fat again

No. 855464

This is an imageboard
Thanks for actually posting this

No. 855470

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Here’s some of her recent tumblr posts that weren’t shared here

No. 855471

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No. 855472

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No. 855473

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No. 855474

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god forbid her office chair for work comes in a colour that’s not pink

No. 855475

The sheer amount of consumerism hurts my head. Jesus Christ does she just use skin care stuff once and then toss them? This is her nth face wash/moisturizer/lip gloss haul in the past month. So fucking wasteful.

No. 855476

>I'm not an idiot
Yes you are Luna, you're a complete fucking idiot. Taking fistfuls of pills do NOT make you productive, it makes you a fucking idiot because sooner rather than later, your body is going to give up on you, just like it has with your legs and part of your arm, and your fucking brain. You're a grade A idiot.

Add each of these to the list of why you're an idiot. None of these are necessities.

You're a fucking squatter with "80% of your possessions lost" and you're concerned about the color of a chair. I guess it'll look cute when it's on the sidewalk.

No. 855483

Anons have brought it up for ages but why the actual fuck is she so obsessed with washing her face when she won't shower? If I was living in a place where I could not clean myself or lock my door my first order of business would not be 2 different Rimmel lipsticks and a jade roller. God, someone kick her ass out already.

No. 855484

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No. 855486

The dandruff. The crust on her earrings.

No. 855493

was surprised by how decent she looked for once until i noticed the earrings. for fucks sake tuna

No. 855497

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No. 855503

Christ she’s probably high af. The way she is typing is all over the place, as per usual. Idk who she’s kidding by saying she’s getting clean.

No. 855508

dat expired learners permit tho

No. 855509

also sage for doublepost but isnt that a questionnaire meant to be interpreted by healthcare provider? did luna just print it out so she could take it for fun and post the answers?

No. 855514

Isn't she doctor shopping oops I mean doing outpatient again? So she took pics of the questionnaire they gave her so people can see what a sad cool junkie she is.

No. 855518

Yep, she's doctor shopping again and being extremely dramatic on that questionnaire. I hope they're strict with her this time too. All of those "nearly every days" is from her drug use and I hope they call her out on it.

No. 855526

The PHQ-9 is a pretty standard questionnaire to use at a variety of clinics and locations. Usually, when someone scores it by just ticking “nearly every day” for every single question, clinicians generally understand the person is either overdramatic, lacks insight or is after something. You’re right that when they look at the PHQ-9 questionnaire alongside the opiate use questionnaire they’ll be able to see that her “mental health symptoms” are actually just “consequences of being a drug user”. She’d be a lot better off actually being honest on this questionnaires instead of trying to get the highest score - it’s not a pop quiz.

No. 855540

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Mandatory selfie to show she's totally taking this seriously

No. 855548

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>i'm so traumatized after my rape, please buy me clothes I can hide in uwu

No. 855559

Her "employer" is buying her fast fashion now? Wtf is this relationship

No. 855574

A shitshow where they both deserve one another. And her "boss" isn't going to know what hits her when things with tuna go south.

No. 855575

i think it's more of a formal-feeling friendship with a rich sheltered young woman who is probably quite lonely, but also wants to take Luna as a charity project (maybe using Luna for her own ego/ saviour complex) or is naiive enough to truly believe Luna is trying to get better. I personally hope she's just using Luna as an charity project, seeing that Luna is a manipulator in her own way too

No. 855577

tinfoil but she's been acting more noticeably high - typing awfully, selfies where she looks out of it - I wonder if her 'employer' caught on that the money she was giving Luna was going straight into her arm and now is paying her by buying her trinkets from her Amazon wishlist or something?

No. 855583

Why is the ceiling so wavy and warped? Did she shoop her head smaller or her hair bigger?

No. 855588

It’s just from the filter. Luna doesn’t use photoshop. She’s way too retarded even for that. She just uses generic filters on every pic she takes now. Makes her face slightly less gruesome to look at at least

No. 855598

I don't think Luna is injecting anymore but she openly admits to taking every pill under the sun and doctor shopping. She's using the same method she used to woth heroin re: "it's my medicine bb, I can't deny me my meds…"

No. 855604

She's not shooting anything otherwise she wouldn't wear a dress. Legs with noticeable bumps everywhere due to shit muscling attempts aren't good for dresses when her eMpLoYeR is a drug policy advocate.
Her out of it expression is partially due to overdoing benzos from mean mommy and Lurch and partially due to her desire to look like an addict à la her favorite glamorous junkies.

No. 855612

The age of this bitch and she still sees a slightly faded switch cover as urgent and essential whilst also getting money from her family for work clothes??? After being at work for weeks now so she obviously had clothes she can wear to work, so not urgent then. Can she not do a single thing by herself. Let’s see if her fat ass fits into her Egirl gaming chair.

No. 855613

you just don't understand anon, the kuromi switch cover was urgent and essential because her current one is starting to look meh

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No. 855626

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Here she is absolutely fucking soaking her mesh bottom shelf while attempting to mist her plants (poor succulents). Her art stuff is directly underneath so I give it a week before she’s begging for new sketchbooks

No. 855627

what the fuck, I feel like I'm high or dissociating when I look at the photo and that caption

No. 855629

Halloween came early.

No. 855631

her waist and arms are photoshopped so poorly this image legitimately hurts my eyes to look at

No. 855632

She thinks she's "one with the earth" now? Legit hilarious.

No. 855633

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cheap makeup caked on and cheap fast fashion, so earthy

No. 855635

the absolute state of that her left eyebrow and the random grey/white smudges under the arch of her brows..

No. 855654

Why is she looking so much worse these days? Even with all her filters. And showing off her dead tooth alot suddenly? Also… stopping on her way home to lay in the grass like an actual cow? I had to chuckle.

No. 855664

I can't even fathom what goes through her head taking pics like this.

No. 855674

like, she has a legitimately pretty face and overall face shape. It is such a shame and waste.

No. 855680

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Absolute horrorcow

No. 855682

so what is going on with her lips in some pictures? filters? shitty injections? self harm so that they swell up?

No. 855683

I thought filter, but they have a hard time altering just part of the face like this as opposed to a whole face. More likely is she used one of those cinnamon based lip “plumpers” that irritate the lips slightly and make them swell.

No. 855686

is anyone involved in altered spaces even neurodivergent? or are they just using autistic people for brownie points?

No. 855687

She just has fucked up looking lips. The top one has always had that weird double bump thing on it. Anons used to speculate it was from using a crack pipe but she has legit always had it. Even pics of her pre drugs

No. 855692

Her filter abuse is painfully obvious. I believe this is taken at her benefactor Allicin's backyard where they're altering her space to give Tuna a sense of purpose for spare money. She probably just posted it on the way home.
I bet her friend just said "want to do some work for me? I'll give you some money and buy you some stuff with the allowance my parents give me". And Tuna calls it a job.

No. 855693

If Tuna looks this bad with a heavy filter, imagine the sheer horror without it!

No. 855694

The worst part is I'm pretty sure this isn't shooped. I think Tuna's body just looks this warped and fucked up in that dress with the weird bell sleeves. She really has no clue how to dress for her body type since she's always accentuating the worst parts of herself and dressing in potato sacks or low cut shirts that put her saggy udders on display. Even her new middle school "goff" images emblazoned on her donated-by-Alltard's-parents'-money clothes look ridiculous, although at least she isn't wearing toddler outfits on her big body as much.
The only thing I like about her updated wardrobe is that she wants more Lazy Oaf dresses, which is perfect because Tuna is a lazy oaf.

No. 855715

she wouldn't look nearly as horrendous if she invested in a proper hair cut and fixed whatever the hell is going on with those brows. maybe her fimp will pay for haircuts and eyebrow threadings in time.

No. 855720

Tuna could also easily watch a YouTube video on how to cut hair yourself correctly and learn how to thread her own eyebrows. It's extremely simple to thread your own eyebrows/ facial hair. She'd make better use of her time learning how to cut her hair and thread her brows than write another poem about her tRaUmAtIc childhood, being conceived at a detox facility or one of her other typical woe-is-me topics.

No. 855748

Is she gearing up for a witch/ wicca phase?

No. 855754

Since when has she "loved bats"? Since the "fricken bats" Halloween memes started circulating? This poor bitch has zero personality/style of her own. Wonder why she dropped the pink kawaii thing as soon as she started hanging out with the sugar mama.

No. 855772

>Wonder why she dropped the pink kawaii thing as soon as she started hanging out with the sugar mama
My tinfoil is that lurch encouraged that cutesy style, and now she's drifting away from him she doesn't feel the need to be a pink bimbo to please him. Her style pre-lurch was closer to this edgy current style.

No. 855778

Next thread pic

No. 855805


not to be rude but I'm always confused when anons think Lurch even gives this much of a shit about tuna, nevermind what she looks like/wears. I always got the vibe he barely paid attention to her or or stupid ass interests. I personally think this return to her more gothy style is a miniscule shred of personal growth. she's done with the bimbo nonsense – as overpriced and tacky as these black dresses may be – they're much more flattering to her shape. she's also posting more honest shots of her body (less distorted/weird angles to make her look skinny) so that's why I think maybe she's just growing up.

just a tad, though.

No. 855812

Lots of late anons forget tuna has been into the whole weebified version of heroin chic since before lurch stuck his easterisland dingdong where it didnt belong.
He is absolutely a predator in plenty of ways but the anons convinced he got her into “bimbo” shit and this whole infantilized junkie fantasy is just her. Drug users become stunted at the age they started using and she was already in the hole with other substances before Lurch came and could fulfill the dream of heroin addiction. The sanrio bimbo sexkitten religious imagery crystal woowoo pill popper bs is all tumblr culture, Lurch is too out of touch with not only the internet but he got stunted in an entirely different decade than her. She is young enough (and a woman) which means she still has some family/friends left and can garner enough sympathy from strangers for them to grift from thats why he is around. Tuna cringeposting and reblogging that pastel shit has always been a huge coping mechanism for her because even pre-lurch she has always had messy rooms and had no problem trying to be a cutesy girl surrounded by “chaos” even tho alot of it was just filth she herself made by being lazy.

No. 855816

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>not to be rude but I'm always confused when anons think Lurch even gives this much of a shit about tuna
AYRT, maybe I worded it badly, but I don't think Lurch is into babygirl tumblr aesthetics. What I meant was Luna got into DDLG aesthetics when she was in love with Lurch, because he was her tall old man and she was his baby. You might be right and Lurch didn't give a shit at all, it was all in Luna's head, my tinfoil centers more around the relationship than anything he actually did. She regressed pretty majorly in the 6 years with Lurch, maybe it was just the heroin and he's not involved at all, but you don't see all heroin addicts becoming traumacore spergs. Call me crazy, but I feel like her boyfriend being 18 years older than her contributed to her feeling like a baby and dressing like one.

>why I think maybe she's just growing up

I don't deny that it's a more mature style, but I don't understand how her old style isn't more mature than both the kawaii bs and the new mall goth? This photos been posted to death in old threads, but it's luna at 17 with a more mature style than she's ever had as an adult.

No. 855819

style so mature she look like a grandma

No. 855824

A homeless grandma at that.

No. 855825

It's not just mature, it's frumpy. And, unless you're pushing 50, it's worse than looking "childish".

No. 855826

idk, if I saw this in FRUiTS or on lookbook back in the day I wouldn’t think twice. meanwhile that cheapass kuromi chain tank is such an affront to good taste it makes me irrationally mad.

No. 855827

I never used Tumblr and cruising Lolcow was my first introduction to Tuna, but I can tell from this picture that she's always been a shitty dresser who still can't figure out how to clothe her pear-shaped body.

No. 855828

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lol she posted it on lookbook in 2013, so you're right that it fits that style.


I'm not going to spam the thread with old pics of Luna, but her teenage style wasn't kawaii pastel tumblr babygirl at all.

No. 855829

Slightly OT, there is no evidence that people emotionally stay the same age as when they experienced trauma (or started using, which is a tinfoil I've never heard before OP) so feel free to skip the rest of my autism if you don't care. So sorry anons, Tuna's behavior and childish ways are simply just Tuna being Tuna and can't be blamed on her perceived trauma or drug use.
After using Google Scholar to check the validity of OP's tinfoil, I've only found peer-reviewed research showing that trauma experienced at a young age (which does affect the amygdala and hippocampus by making it hard for people to differentiate between real and perceived threats) actually ages people biologically and mentally. Trauma can cause some people to try to protect themselves from future damage which may affect the way they act, but there is no evidence showing people stay the same age as their trauma (or drug use). I also read most people emotionally always will feel like they're young adults (like 18-25) due to there not being a social need to act more emotionally mature than that.
I'm sure some anons have their own stories of themselves or a friend who act the same age as when they started using or when trauma occurred, but that's their own psychological issue and not a fact about the effects of trauma. If they think their condition is evidence of the contrary, they should offer themselves up to a medical research facility to see if they can help update the research currently available.

No. 855831

Lol anon addiction stunting emotional growth is common concept.

No. 855832

Okay so she dressed like a typical teen mall goth back in the day, then evolved into a pastel Sanrio toddler, and is now back on the teen mall goth, Torrid/Fatty Hot Topic kick. She needs a fashionable sugar mama because she's just going to keep running with her style regression if she continues being around Alltard and her own poor taste in fashion.

No. 855834

I've only read the common misconception about trauma, but not the addiction one, however Tuna is the only addict I read about on Lolcow and Lolcow is the only gossip forum I follow. I've seen the trauma tinfoil a lot in these threads and on Reddit. I just was curious on the actual validity of trauma/addiction affecting emotional growth so I did way too much research and discovered it's as untrue as I thought it was. Thank you for reading my autistic post though! I really didn't think anyone would so I appreciate it!

No. 855851

I agree with you anon, I think there’s something to be said for addicts emotionally regressing but the concept of being ‘mentally 13’ or ‘mentally 20’ is sus. Psychology isn’t that clean-cut.

No. 855865

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ah yes, the pink chair has arrived. the carpet looks surprisingly clean, do you think this is even set up in her squat?

No. 855882

the caption on this one is sending me because i just imagine her laying in a random patch of grass by a sidewalk while walking home, probably with cigarette butts, used condoms, and needles strewn all about the grass around her.

No. 855886

surely this priceless e-girl gamer chair will be the thing that saves her from her vicious cycle >>>/snow/55077

poor angel 25-year-old adult baby uwu

she can't fit in this chair

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our poor wide girl

No. 855917

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Confirmed they met in group?

No. 855918

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And the absolute state of this one's reasoning. Oh to be a fundie without a care in the world… she seems so fuckin sheltered for how worldly she's trying to come off lmao. Tuna will fix her right up, I bet.

No. 855926

Sorry for being confused, but how does the post confirm that?

No. 855927

Just my tinfoil tbh and nothing confirmed. The timing of their friendship matched with referencing psychiatric meds, even if incorrectly. Unless it's Seroquel XR, ain't no one being prescribed Seroquel for anxiety or sleep issues. Seroquel is an antipsychotic meant to put down the unbalanced. )

No. 855934

she probably is on seroquel for sleep, thats commonly prescribed, pixielocks has been on it for sleep for years now. as for what shows she met tuna in group, this woman believes that people should be able to be "absolutely dissociated from reality" aka high all the time …. definitely a junkie fundie….

No. 855935

Tuna always takes Seroquel to get knocked out, so she doesn't have to be awake and face her reality, cravings or stuff her face.

No. 855945

Seroquel is widely prescribed off label for anxiety and insomnia and it’s brilliant for some people.

No. 855951

Huh. I stand corrected then. I thought that seizure medication was prioritized for sleep/anxiety issues over an anti psychotic.

No. 855967

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No. 855975

Wow, she looks manly.

No. 855983

You really think so? Obviously the filter is doing a lot of heavy lifting but she looks relatively decent here imo.

No. 855988

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No. 855992

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No. 855993

I thought she said the police told her the video looked like she consented? Now she's saying they found the perp, he said she consented, and they… Let him go?

Also lol @ her timeline of wearing baggy clothes and hiding for months behind a mask. She was hanging around tittys out before the end of the week and she documented it online. Geez, it must suck having the brain scrambles that bad so young.

No. 855995

"I survived no longer believing my body is so pure."

Oh so you believed it was so pure when you drank your piss and touched yourself while on the phone with your dad for a couple bucks? Or shooting videos of you skin popping heroin? God her writing really fucking sucks.

No. 856005

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did she read the farms and realized she wasn't saying or doing anything about the rape narrative recently? Sorry, I still don't trust Luna in that regard.
>kiss that plushie, the one that your love gave you, your favorite one, the pastel cat unicorn, every night before bed
picrel. The plushie lines are the worst fucking parts of the 'poem' kek

No. 856014

Spirit Halloween wig looking hair…

No. 856022

She does read the farms. She even included a bit about how she slathers moisturizer all over - inadvertently addressing the anons who are shocked at her buying new goop every couple of days.

No. 856035

You have to have a good memory to be a convincing liar. Unfortunately Luna has too much brain damage to get away with her dishonesty. Anyone who is paying attention knows she is full of shit. People who lie about getting raped are scum… not sure what’s up with her landlord but I won’t have any sympathy for her anymore if what we are all anticipating becomes her truth.

No. 856052

>how do you be doing ashamed of things

No. 856053


Taken from the other Farms - there's a balloon >>855865. Is it possible she's buying bundles of H again?

No. 856057

Fuck.. nice catch. Was it because of a court program Lurch had to piss clean? Is that over or is he actually on probation?

No. 856058

I can believe that Luna lied about being raped, but you’re kidding yourself if you think the police don’t take “she consented” as enough to close actual rape cases.

No. 856059

I disagree with anons that think she's an addict. From my experience, current addicts or someone recently (like 5 years) in recovery doesn't take the time to try to assist with drug policy reform because they're out using and there's no time to use while advocating. Using IS advocating if you're an addict. Allicin is too young to have had the experience as an addict to be advocating for prison drug reform policy 6 years ago.
The people that say shit like like>>855918 are usually white do-gooders that have never struggled with addiction. They're usually rich white kids that smoke weed and take psychedelics and hand money to panhandlers and expect them to remember them specifically for their kindness and generosity and great $20-$100 contribution. You can tell from her naive wording on multiple posts that she's the daughter of rich liberals and has never seen the pitfalls of true addiction, which is why she thinks Tuna is someone worth saving, who she can point out to her parents and former professors as an example of an impoverished addict that just needed a bit of kindness and not judgment. The only way she was at a therapy group was to scope out a project or if her mom and dad made her go for her aDdIcTiOn to weed/psychedelics.

No. 856065

Learn to sage your tl;no one cares blog.

No. 856070

Sorry, I forgot. Saying "remember to sage" comes across as less dickish than "learn to sage".
While we're at it, disagreeing with an ill-informed anon's assessment isn't blogging just because 5% of my post's sentences started with "in my experience". But being polite isn't your forte just like being authentic and likeable isn't Tuna's.

No. 856071

no1curr's paragraph-chan. ffs we already know she's a fundie who's taken tuna in to be her personal project, you're just restating shit we already know.

No. 856093

Come to think of it, she hasn’t mentioned her “sobriety” in awhile… I bet she’s back on smack

No. 856103

You're far too precious to be here. Surely Twitter misses you, why not go back.

No. 856108

Oh most definitely. She has looked sloppier and her writing is very messy and weird, at least more so than a few months ago.

No. 856127

the multiple edits to re-word your snappy comeback is the best cringe we've had on this thread in a while. thanks anon

No. 856128

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samefag, dropped my pic

No. 856131

Kek nice catch

No. 856262

Ntayrt, but pretty sure Tuna's new gaming chair bought by her bOsS and her new teen mall goth look are more cringe than an anon deleting to repost, but whatever you say. The milk is dry af if anons are now just screenshotting other anons.

No. 856272

File: 1634067488534.jpeg (418.53 KB, 828x2699, 1EB98158-281D-4229-8C43-0A1F14…)

jfc I can’t even imagine how this must look irl. It looks so cakey and sticky

No. 856274

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No. 856278

this looks like the local addict train wrecks facebook profile pic in 2010. Horrible how even the powder makeup is obnoxiously thick as we've been seeing in her pics lately. She truly has to look completely grotesque irl

case in point, damn that dress is already completely filthy and disgusting. Definitely looks like a high class broad if I ever saw one lol /s

No. 856285

So either an extreme upping of the benzo dosage which to be frank I’m not sure how much more her body could take or back on the smack as well. Either way she truly looks like a sober queen in these new pics. Hope she got her sobriety celebration tat done prior to.

No. 856286

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Samefag but say what you will about the quality of her poetry and drawing, she certainly has an eye for framing photographs in ways that reveal much as they are studied. Or she just keeps so much shit around this literally has to keep happening.

No. 856287

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No. 856289

I don’t think she was every truly off smack, atleast not for long. In pretty much every single photo her eyes have been pinned and from what I know benzos dont constrict pupils, but fentanyl sure does.

No. 856306

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Kek it seems like Lurch is on instagram now. How long until Tessa 2.0 happens?

No. 856315

Possibly just Tuna talking to herself as she's done in the past but a Tessa 2.0 could be hilarious either way

Crusty bitch needs a deep scour scrub and her hair completely shaved off

No. 856335

An airwick spray right by the bed? You know it must really stink in there if even these two feel the need to cover it up.

No. 856336

I thought that was a bug repellent spray. They smoke in bed and don't bathe, so it probably smells like straight up ass in there.

No. 856339

The two rx bottles. Even in innocuous pics the drug spectre hangs

No. 856340

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Not to be a sperg because you're totally right that her ~*pills always make it into the shot and she definitely has bedbugs from the sheer amount of street junk they bring home, but one of thise objects is pic related. Idk why she always spends money on things like air freshener and face wash and new clothes when a shower, a load of laundry, and a mop and bucket would fix 90% of her hygiene issues. I wonder if Alltard or rlyblonde have been in their squat yet?

No. 856381

Because schlepping clothes to and from a laundromat, then sitting there waiting for them to run, is a hell of a lot harder than waving a disposable can around for 5 seconds. Plus for all her city girl talk Luna seems to think new Rochelle is on par with east new york in brooklyn in terms of danger

No. 856387

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>homemade coffee

No. 856397

Is she saying she made "homemade coffee" at work today? It's like she's in adult daycare doing arts and crafts and home-ec projects kek. Her sugar mama should find her a real job and teach her basic life skills.

No. 856477

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Lurch isn't happy for whatever reason. Isn't Luna wearing one of those hideous oversize AliExpress sweaters that come preripped? They are being sold in red and purple afair
Late but thank you for saying what I've been thinking but didn't post as I didn't want to trigger possible "hi newfag triple poster!" replies.

No. 856480

If she actually says that manipulative bs while arguing I'm sure she's an absolute terror to live with. Praying for a girlboss saga where she gets away from Lurch permanently now that she has a new cash cow to glomb onto.

No. 856488


I think they're overpriced pre-ripped Killstar sweaters. I remember seeing them a while ago in the Heather Sparkles thread kek, and Luna's been buying Killstar lately

No. 856489

File: 1634249292618.jpg (137.62 KB, 1080x1300, Screenshot_20211014-143522_Ins…)

The Lurch account seems to be genuine

No. 856490

"who are u talking to text it back"? Wtf does that even mean?

No. 856492

he's asking who she's talking to and to text him her response instead of commenting her response

No. 856493

He looks like a butch aunt in that profile picture.

No. 856494

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Checked out Lurch's Twitter and it looks like he's been posting pretty frequently. most of it is almost incoherent but I did come across this lol

No. 856499

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y u delete this anon? he's already scouting?

No. 856503

Because it's exposing who a farmer is maybe thats why it was deleted?

No. 856504

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so they’re using old dirty socks to make poorly sewn plant cozies?

No. 856509

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This is rich considering he went through the trouble of getting a doctor’s note to avoid having to pay rent for months after Roger died kek

No. 856513

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Lurch has a lot of boldly racist takes for someone who has been on government assistance for probably over a decade at this point

No. 856514

File: 1634266576469.jpeg (180.84 KB, 750x920, 75B8E9C0-A8B9-4B46-A66F-EAEE71…)

Self explanatory

No. 856515

File: 1634266988148.jpeg (171.19 KB, 750x830, F672E9B5-1C73-4BE1-BFC8-DCE323…)

Tuna pregnancy saga?? Wtf is this

No. 856516

"Jordan's Apple products" sounds like items from a tranny lingerie company

No. 856517

Do we know if Lurch was previously married before he met Tuna and has a child in the world, could that also be the real reason why he won’t marry her? Maybe he’s not divorced? Cause I doubt Tuna would be silent about a pregnancy, she’s been posting about wanting to lose weight and about weed, and I also doubt Lurch refers to her as his spouse. Any ideas nonnies?

No. 856518

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lmaooooo what the fuck. I had to go to this account and check the following to confirm that this was really him and not just some random boomer. he claims to be a "mathematical genius" in his bio and has so many weird tweets about black men being deadbeats. picrel made me laugh because what does he say to himself when tuna gets a new amazon delivery?? lmao

No. 856520

>hard working folks
is..is he implying that he is hard-working? kek

No. 856522

Damn lurch, take it easy. Not everyone can hold down an amazing landscape job like you!

No. 856525

Interesting that he is racist towards black people and Luna supposedly was assaulted by a black men. I wonder what happened first

No. 856531

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Wonder what supposedly pro BLM Tuna thinks about this

No. 856540

Lmao my sides. What an embarrassing "job".

No. 856541

Tuna is easily suggestible. I'm hoping her "boss" fills her head with thoughts of leaving Lurch. We all know she whines to the boss lady whenever she fights with Lurch (for pity and asspats)

No. 856544

Yeah, just quickly scrolling through his likes it seems like he's gone full right-wing. Pretty at odds with Luna's job right now kek I hope she does leave him

No. 856547

this is hilarious considering that "unemployed junkie" is the type of person right-wingers like to hate. lurch, the 'government mooch' is coming from inside the house.

No. 856550

Yeah, why are you being a dick anon? The poster must have changed their mind. We could have had Tessa 2.0 on the horizon if you weren’t such a narc.

No. 856553

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Lurch really can’t be trusted on any social media lmao. He’s following a few female sports journalists too, wonder if thats why Luna wants to be one

No. 856554

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So high he’s responding to himself KEK

No. 856555

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His father set such a great example he became a lifelong heroin addict who “hustled” by selling fent

No. 856557

Yeah, and look at the environment you left your hard-working father in before he died. He didn't even have the strength to stop you anymore. What a piece of shit. Luna is also a piece of shit, but she's gotta at least have a little more sense than this clown.

No. 856558

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No. 856560

She looks like the opposite of tuna, kek.

No. 856564

Lurch is the epitome of "believe actions over words" holy shit how can this man be so disconnected with his own reality lmfao.

No. 856566

could someone ask her what she thinks of lurch’s racists twitter rants pleeeeaaasee

No. 856567

…. when was roger a huge real estate mogul

No. 856568

it’s stuff like this that screams “i’ve never actually been poor in my life”

No. 856571

Holy fucking kek

No. 856582

There’s more info about it in the first few threads, Lurch grew up in a pretty wealthy area of New Jersey

No. 856593

>my father was a huge real estate mogul
>I squat in public housing
>black people are lazy druggies
Jesus Christ Lurch is a waste of fucking oxygen

No. 856609

I think that court made him either get a job or do quite a bit of community service and he finally felt what it was like to work for once. Now he thinks he’s a working man and watches his paycheck or hours just like everybody else does and of course it makes him feel better by being a delusional idiot online. He’s a fucking hypocrite pos junkie that sucked off the system his whole life and is probably pissed he can’t anymore. I’ll bet ‘landscaping’ translates to picking up garbage on the side of the road.

No. 856647

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Don't worry, guys. He's a mathematician.

No. 856651

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Hopeless case

No. 856656

Yeesh this is one of the most pathetic Lurchisms yet because I'm pretty sure he's referencing things he learned on high school

No. 856661

Pretty sure most kids learn about ratios when they are in like 7th or 8th grade. If lurch was actually a mathematician you'd think he would be doing something like counting cards at a casino, putting that savant mind of his to work for his queen and her unholy horde of shit.

No. 856662

love that he says "white people" but calls black people "blacks." he's def a racist considering a previous NY anon mentioned he starts shit with black people in the area.
i wonder if this rubs off on Luna and she's an undercover racist who pretends to be BLM for wokepoints on social media or because she doesn't want people to stop donating to her cause she's racist.
either way, she's a lost cause imo cause she's ""sober"" rn, with a ""job"" and still can't comprehend that her ""fiance" is and will cheat on her every chance he gets and is a raging racist and delusional leech on society

No. 856665

hahahahahaha oh wow, Matthew has racist uncle energy. He and Luna really don't have anything in common beyond being lazy and doing drugs.
He's probably/hopefully lying to make a point just like with >>856555 and >>856647. It was clear that he's a dumbass but jesus christ he's borderline too stupid to be allowed near an internet connection

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No. 856668

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No. 856671

literally what does this have to do with sensory overload / autism spectrum disorders

No. 856672

Like two months of “working” to have a table with 4 things on it

No. 856676

Lurch in a wig, Mrs. Easter Island Head if you wish.

No. 856677

This is honestly embarrassing. All the other booths set up behind her look legit with actual product set-up and they look like they're 6 year Olds selling crafts on the sidewalk outside their house trying to raise money to buy themselves a pony.
And what artshow is this? I searched it and nothing came up

No. 856681

the plant cozies are so much uglier than plain old terracotta or nursery pot

No. 856683

She must STINK. She's been wearing that for ages and looks wide and filthy. Her friend looks like a hobo who saw a free seat at a table.

No. 856684

Harry Potter and Luna Lovegood after they dropped out of Hogwarts and became homeless junkies but somehow Luna is still W I D E.

No. 856685

The paintjob on that guitar is shockingly sloppy. I'd be so fucking embarrassed if my "art" consisted of sock cozies and a guitar that looks like it was painted by a 4 year old.

Luna never ceases to disappoint.

No. 856686

I bet the only money they made was because people thought they were disabled or something and thought it was cute.

No. 856687

"Mini guitars"?! Oh, you mean a ukulele, seeing that it has only 4 strings? Alltard Spaces is clearly comprised of all 'tards since even if this really was a mini guitar, #1- The fuck does this have to do with plants and neurodivergent people, #2- If she was so talented to carve guitars (which is called building and shaping since designs are the only things carved into guitars/ ukuleles and not the entire instrument), they should stop wasting time and make these instead, #3- This would be considered a child's guitar since no normal guitarist wants a miniature guitar, and #4- The horrific paint job on this "mini guitar" is so bad it kills any desire to own one.
My guess is they found some shop selling $20 ukuleles, didn't know better and thought they were mini guitars, and decided to let Tuna paint it so they can sell it as a novelty instrument that can be cUsToMiZeD for a jacked up price. 2 alltarded idiots attempting to scam anyone dumber than them. I'll be genuinely happy when this scam of a business fails. They're only successful at hustling Alltard's rich parents into funding this waste of time.

No. 856688

Oh nooooo, they have no products. Wtf do these two idiots do all day? If this cost admission fees to get in they are probably losing money here.

No. 856691

The only thing i can think of is maybe terra cotta can be a texture issue for neurodivergent folks, but WHY use old dirty socks????

No. 856692

Right, like what's the purpose? If it's unglazed terracotta the socks are going to get gross and if it's like a generous anon said >>856691 why not just buy different pots or glazed pots so the texture isn't there? Like, this lady saw an idea on Pinterest and thought it'd help people I guess. The plants are included because "sensory" and smell is a sense! Those basils are basically about to die since they aren't pinching the flowers.
This is so great, I can't believe her job is even MORE of a joke than it already was.

No. 856699

I think they just made up some BS about sensory issues with neurodivergent people, which none of these items would really help with, and reusing the socks equals repurposing which means being green and less wasteful which is trendy rn. but wouldn't it be better if people use their own socks instead of mindlessly buying other people's socks stretched around a pot?
this whole "company" is half-baked. neither of these people have any comprehension of what a good product is or how to target it to an audience properly so they're really just wasting time and money. like… apply to McDonald's at that point and build up a resume from there, go jogging and do little arts and crafts as a hobby.

No. 856700

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the ukulele is even worse up close,

No. 856703

Its making me have a meltdown and I’m not even autistic

No. 856705

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I wonder how much they’re selling these ripped up old sock cozies for?

No. 856706

Not to mention an absolute mold magnet. Keeping anything fabric on a plant like that just seems like a not great idea.

No. 856707

What the hell? That shit looks like it was slopped together last minute. I feel like we're being trolled.

No. 856711


Holy shit, that's yuck.
The paintjob? Horrendous.
The "carved" sound hole? Rough.
There is literally still pieces of hacked off wood hanging out loose inside the uke.

So not only does it look like shit, it's going to sound like shit.

No. 856713

I will never stop laughing about 'upcycled' being a marketing way of saying 'used socks that should be trashed, but that we are selling you instead'

No. 856715

i'm dying at the fact you can tell they didn't wait for the paint to dry when they picked it up by the sides.

No. 856725

She's holding a large iced coffee from McDonald's and those cups are pretty huge yet it looks so small in her hand

No. 856729

I want this 'business' to last as long as possible. It's funny as fuck. And hot damn, Luna found a twin tard. Amazing stuff.

No. 856730

They even painted on the strings by the top fret… You couldn't destring it or use painters tape for 5 seconds??

No. 856731

OK, this might just be projecting my own feelings after staring into the void too long but … Does Luna actually look embarrassed here? Her tard smile, gone.

Are they actually trying to sell them as instruments or passing it off as 'art'?

No. 856734

she's probably just focusing extra hard on squeezing her arms together and looking thin kek

No. 856737

Tuna is a pickme lol, she probably knows that Lurch is bad but forgives him. It's not like she can do better than him.

No. 856748

That poor instrument, these two retards should stop their retarded Crafts Girls cosplay.

No. 856763

Alright apart from the cookies everything looks like shit but.. she’s doing something instead of sitting around on her ass and crying about having no money online? What kind of plot twist is this

No. 856789

luna hates poor people so much and has never truly been “poor”
i’ve always thought this based on her idea of “cheap clothing” being $30+ amazon shit made my child slaves and her “fiancé’s” anti-poor rants and the fact she refuses to make some top ramen or rice & beans and instead orders takeout every day. not to mention her charging like $50 for her “art” on printer paper with a half-dead prismacolor (she can’t use crayola because it’s beneath her)
it’s even more evident now that she is actively trying to sell ACTUAL garbage to people. these two are asking people who make money at their actual jobs to buy dirty sock covered plants and a hacked up uke? all the while using disabled people for brownie points
i can’t believe she hasn’t tried raiding thrift stores and upselling ugly t-shirts it on depop since she hates poor people so much

No. 856807

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the audacity of preaching sustainability while directly funding Luna

No. 856808

“we are building an economy around decomposition”
luna certainly is decomposing

No. 856809

God I hate rich people

No. 856813

Old socks stretched thin over plants is… environment design… Riiight. Alltard should go into PR, she's got a knack for fluffing up bullshit with her big girl words.

No. 856814

Doubt they sold anything, can you imagine how overpriced they are in order to fund Luna's cheap fast fashion addiction…

No. 856825

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her legs look like she has ringworm

No. 856835

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Man I really want to buy some stanky old socks from this propped up corpse and failed art major twat

No. 856836

The irony of Lurch whining about people doing drugs in the middle of a work day juxtaposed with Luna downing pills all day is incredible, his brain must be as mummified as his body

No. 856846

God I'm so glad Luna is being this funny again. This is gold. 4 pathetic little plants in unnecessary cozies. I love it

No. 856854

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i think i hate this person more than tuna

literally why does everything need to be pretentious? her tweets read like random word generators

No. 856862

a 40 yr old junkie who actively goes to a methadone clinic bc he got caught possessing whining about people legally smoking weed while his 20 something yr old gf pops benzos in the apartment they’re squatting in. i love it.

No. 856876

Yeah she's insufferable. No one wants to colonize the Amazon Alltard, they're just not as -EtHiCaLlY eNgAgEd -. That's pretty pretty much her whole shtick anyway right? Also, hm, synthetic drugs. I wonder if that acceptance extends to Tuna's fistfuls of benzos. What a dynamic duo these two are. They're either going to have a major fallout or start hooking up. BPD-chan dictates it.

No. 856877

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Dropped the pic

No. 856881

I don't hate her. She's a breath of fresh air to the Luna & Lurch grimy saga

No. 856907

Alltard's pseudo-intellectual bs must go in one of Luna's cake-filled ears and out the other while she just goes "yeah, yeah, i can see that, for sure!" I would pay actual USD to be a fly on the wall during one of their hangouts–sorry, "work days."

No. 856913

luna and “allicin” are exactly like what every bully was like in arts school

No. 856931

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why are the succulents absolutely sopping wet?

No. 856964

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This was on a picture of her pipe and a lit cigarette so I'm not sure which he's referring to but I'm curious if he's enforcing his opinions on weed onto her now.

No. 856965

do these two ever see each other?

No. 856966

she doesnt bother to research how to care for any of the plants she buys. she has an r.tetrasperma that she calls a "tiny monstera" and keeps all her plants in the same spot as if they all have the same light requirements.

No. 856968

i don’t know shit about plants but even my pea brain can process that desert plants don’t need to be drowned every day

No. 856986

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I am HORRIFIED. She has literal SHIT in between her fingers and idk what that crease of skin is in that 2nd pic but I'm scared.

No. 856987

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No. 856989

How can we be sure that it's shit?

No. 856999

"Landscaping job" realness between those fingers.

No. 857000

Omg, ouch, those press on nails are so far pressed into Tunas cuticles that my fingers hurt just looking at them. Her fingers are deformed with puss and inflammation. I can’t even comment on the brown substance in between her fingers. How can Luna Slater be so absolutely gross and disgusting?

No. 857001

that or crusted blood from shooting up between her fingers. she’s already been used her thighs before bc everywhere else is fucked so between her fingers wouldn’t be surprising

No. 857002

It's brown and I spy poop crumbs in there?

No. 857008

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This skin flap? I’m not sure. It looks like it should be a nipple but I don’t think they’re down to her crotch (yet). It looks like her legs are crossed over each other stretched out. Some kind of wart/pimple/boil/huge ingrown hair on her bikini line? Her dress is hiked up… Commando tuna. In before “need underwear for self care, must be Kuromi uwu”

No. 857009

probably thinks he's a mathematician because dealing drugs taught him the metric system lmfao
she sounds like every white wook in his early 20s that tries DMT at a music festival and sees god

No. 857010


it's probably tar/residue from her chain smoking constantly and never washing her hands

No. 857022

She's sitting and took the picture from the left side, with the crease being the spot behind her left knee, where her thigh and calf are touching. The wart is behind her left calf, which has a slight shadow on it from Alltard being on her left

No. 857024

I'm willing to bet money that Lurch saw American History X as a youth and heard the "pot's for niggers" line and latched onto it.
Which reminds me of the game I like to play where I guess what movie could be their life! Lurch should get a job as a janitor at an ivy league school so he can try to live his mathematician dreams of being recognized as the creepy statue version of Will Hunting.
He has a higher chance though of being crazy like in A Beautiful Mind because of Tuna. BTW, I bet we have it all wrong and Tuna really is taking advantage of this good pRovIdEr who's mentally slow, like she's the evil "genius" between their bumbling idiocy.

No. 857032

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it’s sad because this is probably the only thing she has to look forward to. such an empty life

No. 857035

She makes it so fucking obvious that they never had any money saved up for a place. She spends every single dollar that she gets, so how the hell were they going to afford a place? This idiot wants a nice place and a dog too.

No. 857040

Every dollar she earns goes to junk. I don't know why she's not getting serious about leaving their squat because they will inevitably lose it. It's not theirs, they aren't entitled to a place they don't actually rent. She should be in panic mode. Instead of harping on how "the blacks" spend money, Lurch needs to look at Luna's spending. I'm surprised they haven't fought about her endless packages before!

No. 857044

How tf has she managed to stay in the squat for so long? We’ve been waiting for her to get evicted for how long now, like almost two years? I mean good for her, I don’t wish homelessness on anyone, but I have to wonder if she feels invincible at this point… buying copious amounts of clothes and other useless shit… save your money Luna! Get your shit together! Tick tock.

No. 857047

eviction moratorium because of the pandemic
in effect until January 15

No. 857048

Yeah, for people who can legally be evicted because they're renting but not paying their rent. You don't "evict" a squatter. Luna and Lurch are not renting that apartment, they are squatting in it with locks removed in an effort by the landlord to get them to leave. If he has a bad day today and decides to call the cops on them, they're on the street.

No. 857050

What is the landlord waiting for at this point? Does he get money anyway because it’s section 8 housing?

No. 857051

it’s public housing, there’s not an individual landlord
the housing authority probably is waiting until they can do a bunch of evictions at once, not doing all the work to get stray squatters here and there out
Luna and Lurch have cockroaches’ luck

No. 857053

I think we really might be starting a redemption arc. She has a long way to go but she's at least doing some constructive work and I believe she's still clean from heroin or we would be hearing about her tragic relapse or at least some self-asspat post about how relapse is part of recovery. She is still abusing benzos but shes not shoving needles in her leg anymore. Let people make slow progress. It looks like she genuinely wants this new life and im proud of her for moving toward it even if she is taking baby steps. Selling shitty crafts at a craft fair is a pretty big step up from masturbating on the phone with your dad and drinking your own piss for $5 or however much the clip cost

No. 857055

i’m begging you to take an anatomy class

No. 857058

Until she leaves matthew none of it means shit

No. 857062

I disagree. Within a year she went from selling grimy sex clips and skin-popping to sewing socks onto potted plants and sitting watch at a craft fair booth. That is some major character development. She DOES need to ditch Lurch and hopefully her new support system will give her the strength to do so but give credit where credit is due. She didn't relapse after her sexual assault, she hasn't been fired from this new job for theft like she was in the past, she isnt running online scams or aggressively begging, I think she is really trying to make an honest turn-around. Idk im proud of the progress she's made and it makes me happy to see, Im rooting for her, but to completely heal yeah Lurch has to go all he does is use and abuse her. But just because she hasn't come to that step yet doesnt mean the steps she HAS taken are worthless.

No. 857067

Normally I’d agree but Tunas body can and does defy the laws of nature.

No. 857073

Isn't it the line where her crotch meets her leg?

No. 857074

Like the other anon said, none of it means anything. Not because she won't leave Lurch, though that's included, but because she's still taking fistfuls of pills. She's currently getting a ton of free shit from her "boss" so of course she's going to be hanging out more with that person. You can fall for Tuna's bullshit but don't try to convicne the rest of us to when she's still doing 90% of her regular old bullshit.

No. 857076

TBH she's doing the sock thing cause she found a sugar mommy. It's not like she worked hard to get a job. Would be nice if she got over her issues, but I don't believe in that…

No. 857077

It seems like her cuticles are actually growing over the fake nails??

No. 857078

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This is such an odd relationship

No. 857091

it's kind of weird lurch is suddenly more in the picture… usually we rarely hear/see of him, but now that luna is off at 'work', it seems he's been more involved. like, why did he suddenly get an instagram? when's the last time we saw a supportive text?
wonder if he's afraid his reigns are loosening.

No. 857093

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"I've had the population of dealing with" this man's brain is completely fried

Tinfoil but I wonder if he's cared enough to go through her posts and has seen her fantasizing about strangers and her ex thus causing the fighting mentioned in >>856477

No. 857096

Kek, he'd probably really like for people to sit on his finger and spin since it would be someone who isn't Tuna. He's being "supportive" but can't stop hitting up women on social media >>856553

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No. 857098

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Sorry meant to post the newer comment as well. Glad the stone faced degenerate knows others when he sees them lol

No. 857099

I really can’t wait until trust fundie saga is over. It’s fun to see how over the moon these two are at this short term grifting. When fundie moves onto a new project Luna is going to trash her online and complain how she only bought her “cheap, cheap office supplies” for all of the backbreaking doodling she’s been supposedly doing.

No. 857102

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what even prompted this

No. 857104

It's like when Jessi Slaughter's dad started addressing the internet. He's just going to end up making things worse for Tuna and himself, but they deserve worse.

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No. 857118

Way to bury the fucking lede there, damn.

No. 857119

Damn tuna. Moms got skin cancer and you are worried about your moisturizer and scrub? What a selfish cunt. This woman absolutely disgusts me with her priorities. Maybe while dealing with skin cancer a little moisturizer helps mom cope with the diagnosis.

No. 857120

> She has skin cancer and puts zero effort into her appearance so she shouldn’t use nice skin products
Sounds a lot like when she said her mom didn’t deserve housing as much as she did since she’s a “a drug addict whose life is over” kek

No. 857121

Wait she's saying since her mom has skin cancer she SHOULDNT be using good skin products? What the hell lol

No. 857122

it’s literally just her crossed legs. that’s her thigh and calf

No. 857123

"she's about to die of skin cancer, there's no point in using skin care products!!" lmaooo

No. 857124

is her mom living there again?