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>Formerly known as angelhair1996, howl1996, junkhun, funeralhome420 and lunakittenxxx (to name but a few)>24 year old heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and former ““sex worker””>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun>Started dating her 40 year old boyfriend (hereby known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”>has a following of impressionable young girls who she has convinced to “help” her during this “tough time” in her life>Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but rants on the internet how vile it is to do so>”I’m not trying to be Courtney Love!”>Tries to be exactly like Courtney Love>Bleats about harm reduction while being the antithesis of harm reduction/seemingly having no grasp of the concept whatsoever
>Loves to share her grimy life on the internet, including awful photos of her cats laying in filth and used needles>Squandered a large inheritance from her grandmother within a year and lot the property she also inherited because she didn’t pay tax on it>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)>Always “short on rent” or otherwise in need of donations >Overdosed on heroin twice in less than 12 months, even that didn't encourage her to get clean>RIP ROGER (aka Lurch’s dad)>Tuna and Lurch couldn’t pay rent because all their money came from Roger’s social security so the e-begging ramped up to 100>EVICTED from Roger’s house>Tuna and Lurch “temporarily” move in with Luna’s mother, who is an (ex) addict>Brings along moldy, nasty stuffed animals and complains about not being able to move her other belongings (claims she lost 90% of them when she got EVICTED)>Continuously tries e-begging along with selling nudes and shitty art in lieu of getting a job>Her “abusive” dad continues to buy her useless shit from Amazon>Posts pictures of her and Lurch looting graves like it’s no big deal>Claims to be homeless for bonus sympathy points in spite of living with her mother
>Luna and Chief have made themselves at home in her mom's one-bedroom poverty home and seem to have no intention of leaving.>Still milking her ex-gf's suicide for struggle points.>Seemed to be gaining weight rapidly for a while- some farmers speculated that she may have been on methadone.>Still abusing benzos and posting pill porn, probably hooked at this point>Still sending begging messages to facebook "friends" >>>/pt/607983>Still buying cheap shit on Amazon and asking facebook "friends" to buy her stuff>Still churning out sloppy drawings, has recently produced some particularly mediocre poetry>Still taking pictures of her filthy plastic crap, filthy grave-goods, filthy clothes, filthy nails, and filthy face>Still complaining about how horrible her life is, failing to understand that she brought most of it on herself>Roger is interred in a filthy box in Luna's mom's poverty home>Got a pancake voucher >>>/pt/612955>Was banned from FB and called out in a nail shaming group>Has lived with her mom for over a year now>Her dad's apartment caught on fire; Luna spread ashes on her face for maximum sympathy points>Has started to brag about starving herself>"Found" a bra in a dumpster>Started posting nudes again>Then began a “sex work” career, taking grimy nudes and videos and selling them through twitter for drug money>Made premade videos, one is called PEE DRINK >>730829> Looking more and more dead with every photo uploaded for her “SW business"> Anon leaks a ‘commission’ video where Luna calls her dad and says she’s got a stable job, asks if she can live with him for a while, then hangs up, takes her dress off and masturbates for the camera. Dad sounds supportive and happy for her as she uses him to get someone else’s humiliation fetish rocks off >>758647 WARNING: SAD AS FUCK >>758661> SW CAREER IS OVER >>760386> “Online acquaintance” of Luna’s turn up after being sent the dad video >>761016, insinuates Luna has sold videos of her shooting up in her legs via her SW twitter. Shares screencap, looks like necrosis waiting to happen >>761037.> Tuna and Lurch defy the odds and reach their six year druggie-versity >>761830.> 3rd OD, seems like all is not well in the loveshack >>762698.> Happy 24th birthday, Luna!
In the last thread >>795757:
In between threads ( >>795390
) Luna's mom got taken away to inpatient due to mental health and drug abuse, much moping was had
Tuna went back to druggie Facebook groups, >>795765
went on romantic druggie dates with snowman lurch, >>796601
also said her and lurch were getting married (and then they didn’t) >>802980
Returns to sex work >>805775
immediately starts complaining about how it’s a really tough job, guys! >>810159
Lurch’s twitter is found! Hobbies includes insane ramblings at Nancy Pelosi to give him more money. >>810263
!SOS! Luna has to detox >>802479
except no, nothing fucking came of it as usual >>802733
. The milky explanation was good tho:
LUNA AND LURCH ARE GETTING EVICTED >>802600
After Luna’s mom’s relapse and her getting taken away, ya girl is being kicked out for squatting illegally and tries to find an apartment with no credit or employment but high standards as usual. >>807537
Return of EVIL TOXIC
MOM arc: >>811285
HAPPY NEW MILK! Just as farms are voting on the horrorcow 2020 award, anon drops “lurch gyrating luna’s ass” and “full intercourse” vids that they bought last year but didn’t leak at the time: >>811491
we are subjected to horrors never before seen. >>811554
New Year’s Milk continues, as Luna less than a day later uploads a video where her and Lurch yell at a social worker for kicking them out and not “the old person whose life is basically over” aka her mom >>811724
(under the guise of it being ‘proof’ that the MHA hates mentally ill people >>811702
There’s a pandemic, our favourite druggies are getting EVICTED, New York is cold as fuck, happy new year to all.
twenty one >>>/pt/574429
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twenty four >>>/pt/657873
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Twenty seven >>>/pt/767687
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honorary gif mention from last thread
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She seems really concerned about the pending eviction.
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I checked her ig again and she did post about Hollow Knight 4 days ago, that might be the one you're thinking of
i agree we shouldn't raise our empty cartons yet, but it might be faster if they're not technically being evicted (bc they had no right to live there in the first place)
like lurch said in the video posted in last thread, "you need to put a paper on the door" (eviction notice) and the lady just responded "no, because you have no right to be here in the first place"
idk but it might happen, given how much luna has freaked out for almost two months now they might be out real soon
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???? Hoe doesn’t have a mattress but buys like 6 games for switch?
They aren't residents; they're squatters. Squatters have no protection against eviction due to covid.
They haven't been squatting there for long enough to have taken adverse possession of the place permanently - that takes 10 years of squatting. All the kandlord has to do is post a 10 day notice to quit the premises (and from Luna's previous whining, it sounds like that happened a while back), then file a court order if the squatters refuse to leave after the 10 days are up. Once the court order is signed, the sheriff comes to roust then out and padlock the place.
It seems like their big plan in to stay put until the sheriff comes, because why move into a motel or an AirBnB now and avoid losing all your possessions when you can shit yourself, do nothing, and act like you had no idea this was coming?
adverse possession only pertains to legal ownership. not relevant. they are legal tenants
>In New York, a squatter who has been residing on a property for 30 days is automatically upgraded to a legal tenant. Landowners must work quickly in order to remove squatters before these 30 days are up. (https://ipropertymanagement.com/laws/new-york-squatters-rights)
so they have to go through full legal eviction process which starts w 10 day eviction notice, followed by an eviction lawsuit if they won't leave. cops will only remove them if ordered to do so by a court
I hate to say it but no, they are legally not squatters in the state of NY. sorry but you are confusing one colloquial use of the term "squatter's rights"/becoming a legal tenant with adverse possession/becoming legal owners. also referred to as squatter's rights but meaning something very different so it's confusing.
sorry to burst the bubble but NYC has extremely notorious "squatter's rights" laws pertaining to legal tenancy. it's been all over the news causing problems for landlords for years and never changed. after 30 days they became legal residents. they will have to go through a full eviction lawsuit with a hearing to eradicate them
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This is from that website, the requirements to be recognized as adversely occupying/squatting by the court has 5 bulletpoints. They can’t be protected by squatters rights because they only meet 4/5 of the requirements. This is the requirement they break, and if they claim one or the other of them aren’t residing there, they break the 3rd requirement of being open & notorious (it says under that point that someone having squatting rights recognized cannot pretend not to live there or lie about being the only one squatting, or have the rights revoked)
But the apartment doesn't seem to be in NYC as per what >>812052
said. So if they aren't in NYC, the 30 day squatter's rights would not apply. Or am I missing something?
This is for the entire state of New York, the city limits have the same laws as suburban and rural areas of the state, just different speed limits and other small differences like that. Even so, I thought her mom’s MHA housing was within NYC proper limits? >>812052
stated that she’s in Westchesters division of MHA, which is in the Bronx and definitely considered NYC.
It’s also important to keep in mind that New York has complicated breakdown for their locations, there are a lot of variations of what will tell you something different about what “NYC proper” is, this is especially true for pretentious people who live there. For example, there’s 5 boroughs of NYC, and NYC is used commonly as a de facto name for the 4 mainland borough’s downtown areas, which border each other. Some people consider only the Manhattan borough to be New York City, while others would argue that all of the 5 boroughs count as NYC because this is how it’s officially defined by the state’s government. Either way, the city and state’s laws on tenant and squatting rights are the same. Second anon linked in this post, do you have any more insight? You seem close to the situation to know they’re in Westchester, from what I’ve seen in the last threads her mom was in New Rochelle. I know I should be patient and just wait for updates, but I don’t have social media so these threads have been my only look at this cow.
but her mom's place is in mamaroneck and they are serviced by MHAW, it is in westchester not the bronx
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From September 2018 (I poached this from KF because it was faster to use their search function so no post number, but it's also somewhere in her old threads here). She went to Mamaroneck High School and I think Roger's apartment was also in Mamaroneck, but her mom's S8 is in New Rochelle.
oh my god I missed this, that's so fucking dumb! She doxed herself by awkwardly hamfisting an entire address into her poetry?
>I need to escape the hell that is -address- soon I won't make it. I can't be here much longer
lmfao 2 years later and she still refuses to leave
lives with mom: fuck my mom, she's a loser, her life is over, she's mean, she's abusive
, i can't stand her i wanna leave so bad!
gets kicked out of mom's place: fuck my mom, she abandoned me and fucked me over now that i can't live with her even though that's what i've been complaining about for nearly 3 years!
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According to her ig Smokey had to be put down because he had a stomach tumor.
Also, don't remember this being posted but kek at the thought of Lurch working out
Kek, I have the exact same pack of tank tops from Amazon. They're flattering because they're cropped compression tops, so they kinda hold your boobs in, but don't cling to the lower stomach area, so if you wear them with something high-waisted you look super slim. Basically they're flattering on anyone, and Luna's kidding herself if she thinks the way she looks in them has anything to do with her ~~uwu anorexic tendencies~~
I promise you look just as doughy as ever once you take them off or look at yourself from the side, Tuna.
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nta but it looks like it’s prob these
thanks for the hot unsaged update on your own weight, we cared a lot
but obviously she’s nowhere near 150 pounds
Yeah it's these. Obviously I recommend getting them in a color other than sickly pink, though I imagine you anons are better at keeping your pinks pink than Luna is, lol. Def worth it though, I ended up buying two packs of them.>>812591
This. Luna is tall as fuck. 150 would be believable at like, 5'3 or something, but she's over 5'7 I believe.
Ironically, plenty of the waifish tumblr girls she idolizes are her height. They're just working out and not laying around in a smack den eating CHEAP CHEAP junk food, thus they easily look like they could be short until you see them next to someone Ariana Grande-sized.
I'd love if Luna got into working out. I know it's a fucking pipe dream anons, but man, cardio helps so much with withdrawal if you can push through it a little and you're not actively hunched over the toilet. Wards off the chills and restless legs. Even light yoga would be good for her.
Yeah no I totally agree with you, that's why I called it a pipe dream. She can't get off her ass to work out when she's high, no way she's gonna be doing it if she ever gets clean/suffers withdrawal. Honestly, if she got clean (again, total pipe dream), I reckon she'd be one of those people who replaces the drugs with food and balloons up 50 lbs after getting sober.
All of this is moot, however, because Luna can't commit to anything except throwing her life away for a shitty aesthetic inspired by shitty bands and the shitty, middle-aged totem pole she's been ruining herself for nonstop for the last 7 years.
Imagine throwing away nearly a decade of your youth, your prime years, on this >>812068
Don’t worry anon, the only man Luna can snag is a 40yr old heroin addict who looks like a walking corpse. You’d rather nothing then that.
Luna was lucky she even got tai, and she didnt even love her back.
So he becomes immortalized as an angel who did nothing wrong in Luna's mind? No way! As much as I find him a disgusting human being, I wish he fucked off from Luna's life. If he broke up with her, she would seethe (as seen in the "7 years down the drain" post) and just maybe she would realize that Lurch always was shit. She will never get over him if he drops dead, but if he betrayed her by ending the codependent relationship, she would be forced to see through years of bullshit.
Imagine Luna realizing she is a grooming victim
. I know she would get crazy with shittalking Lurch for uwu trauma baby victim
sage for autism but that jiggling gif has been living in my brain rent free for fucking days and something nasty occurred to me. If she has PCOS and irregular/non-existent periods, how come she's got "pads" in EVERY SINGLE TIME she takes photos of herself in underwear? Even Pixy wasn't that fucking disgusting.
Tinfoil but I dont think they're for menstruation, I think she does it so she doesn't have to clean her lacey underwear, she just replaces the tissue. I'm sorry for sharing that with everyone.
Do we have caps of this in the earlier threads?
I don't/can't follow Tuna on Facebook, but she hasn't posted anything on Instagram or Snapchat in a couple of days. I wonder if they already lost the roof over their heads.
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I’m the anon who posted the video, I found some pics she sent me along with the video. DONT CLICK WHILE EATING. You can see the liner or whatever it is. I think you are right anon but I can’t find any pics of her discharge (pics that she sent at least)
Hope this would do >>673223
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omg, i normally just lurk but i'm losing my mind over this one
like is she really that simple or is she just trying to put on a show for facebook? because it's difficult to believe that anyone would think to themselves "oh the apartment i'm living in illegally just had the electric shut off, that's strange! better call the landlord who is actively evicting me, sounds like their job. wait why doesn't the landlord who is currently trying to force me out of the space i'm illegally inhabiting want to help me???"
just the absolute gall of it… i cannot believe a person can be that obtuse, how does one person just never realize how constantly in the wrong they are? i know the answer is heroin and untreated bpd but it's fucking astounding sometimes how little self-awareness she has.
Did she seriously think they were going to stay there and not pay for anything until the 24th? She doesn't even have a doctor's note this time.
Maybe she'll make another gofundme and throw another tantrum when people don't donate.
Remember, she "might have" an AirBnB on the 24th. Which in Luna-world means she messaged one person and assumed it's all gonna work out. Because obviously anyone would want two lazy, entitled, delusional, and confrontational junkies to move into their place.
And IDK what she was on about paying a year up front on AirBnB. Renting from them is like paying hotel room prices. And of they got an affordable room with roomies, they'd be out on their asses again in a week - you know they'd hog the bathroom, trash the kitchen, leave needles everywhere, pass out on the couch, bring vermin in, etc.
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Seems like they got a mattress and cops kek.
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Now she's worried about her mentally ill mother? The same junkie who Tuna said didn't need help cause her life was over?
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Doubleposting but they didn't get kicked out today.
“When I’ve never even had a run in with the law”
She can’t be this dumb, right? The cops are there because they’re junkie squatters. Also, electricity probably got turned off because her mom moved apartments so the bill was transferred to a new apartment and the landlord took over that one.
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Luna was never once shown as polite, she was screaming right back at the lady and her ugly ass pedo man called her a bitch (probably wanted to throw in the N word too but that would make him look bad on Facebook).
love how she suddenly changed the narrative to her mom being a mentally ill woman being mistreated by MHA, when she does nothing but berate and shit on her mother who let them stay there in the first place
Scumbag druggies and just general useless pieces of shit always, for whatever fucking reason, have this delusional attitude that they can waddle their asses wherever, park, and stay there as long as they wish.
Yes, she is putting on a show for fagbook so she and all her the other smelly idiots she calls “friends” can cry and bitch about responsible individuals who have to deal with them on a daily basis. After she put on that show screaming at the landlord and basically forced her mother to go into hiding to get away from her and Lurch.
She will always be a POS and anyone who is dumb enough to believe she can change is in for a really bittersweet surprise when she’s still shooting up at 40 in a cardboard box in Central Park.
It's not yours delusional bitch.
She's throwing temper tantrums just like Trump did when he lost kek.
I wish abusive
daddy would so this, but if he did I bet she'd prefer to live on the streets with lurch.
Luna is a scumbag, currently, and most junkies become scumbags, but I'm under the impression this is all Lurch's fault, he practically raised her instead of her actual parents, he's the most present masculine figure in her life since she was like 14. It's disgusting.
We never see much of him, he isn't as oversharing as Luna so we don't know exactly what he thinks or say, specially to Luna, but I'm 100% sure he pushes a "us against the world" view to her, to drill into her head that without him she's fucked, that her father wants to break them apart and control her etc.
I absolutely believe Luna when she says she have shitty parents, if they weren't shitty she wouldn't be dating the ugliest drug dealer in new york since her teens. (Not that it excuses any of her shitty behavior, but it does explain)
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More bitching from Tuna and her few remaining sycophants. Cause it's the cops fault, kek.
They definitely don't do that here.>>813502
Yep. We'd know if Lurch went to jail cause Luna can't help but open her big mouth and whine.
I live in NYC and can tell you that a lot of people here would be totally fine paying more in tax to house disgusting leeches like Luna and provide them with rehabilitation resources. Of course, our tax dollars aren't used efficiently, which is the real problem– not socialism.
I'd rather their crusty asses stay in taxpayer-funded housing than have them live on the trains, stinking them up so bad that I am retching on my morning commute.
A-Anon is this bait I see?
Regardless of politics, I think most people can agree they're plain assholes who played bitch games and got bitch prizes.
They don't deserve help and I hope the social worker got in the ear of every authority they'll meet in this saga
Meanwhile millions of people who did need it didn’t get it. I hate this system.
It’s crazy how she managed to just not work for years. Same with lurch. Like I wonder had he not met tuna would it have been some other poor soul or would he have just slummed it with roger. Does anyone remember why they left that original apartment with roger after he died? Was the lease up or did they get evicted cause I don’t remember.
Kek. None of this would've happened if she just sucked up her pride and settled for a grimey apartment or lived with her dad.>>813579
I mean, Lurch deals and had Roger who either co-signed or already had the apartment in his name (forgot which). It still baffles me she really thought she could squat in a place that's not even in her name, or have her dad pay/co-sign for an apartment despite her not having any renter's history, income, credit, etc. and everything'll be alright. Now she has to choose between freezing to death on the streets or dumping litch king lurch.
said. They bought themselves some time from getting evicted with a doctor's note from Roger's doctor/nurse when he went tot he hospice. Tuna thought they were going to stay there forever thanks to that note and before Roger was even dead, she had taken over his bed and decorated it. It didn't buy them much time though cause locks ended up being changed. I assume the same thing is going to happen with the place they're in too and that's why they don't want to go outside of it.>>813583
I doubt they even have renter's insurance. Unless they had it in cash right there in front of the landlord, why would a landlord believe two people who decided to squat and not pay during the two years, would actually be able to pay them? And if they truly had an untouchable $10k, they'd be in a hotel. I don't believe that they actually have that much.
No. People can still be evicted for non-rent related reasons, the courts are still seeing eviction cases. There are plenty of homeless on the street in NYC that aren't in random properties they have no right to stay in. >>813593
The police have no reason to. They don't remove people until there's a court order to have them removed. That's why squatters are such a problem in NYC. There's nothing to legally say they cannot stay there yet, which sounds stupid but it's the way the law works.
samefagging - Luna/Lurch dont have squatters rights, but they do have some sort of tenancy rights.
The laws in NY say that if you've lived somewhere more than 30 days, then you are considered a tenant in some regard, even if you're not on the agreement. That is why the police won't throw them out without an official eviction notice from the courts.
Not from NY so if another anon wants to clarify/correct go ahead.
at least one grandpa is still alive, she mentioned him buying her stuff a month ago >>805421
, honestly Luna talks about dead people more than she does living. If someone's alive and not buying her shit, or part of a sob-story she can use for donations (like her fathers house fire a while ago), she won't mention it.
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Lurch is a character from The Addams Family, sort of a tall Frankenstein's Monster kinda guy
This might help non american posters, kicking out a squatter is very difficult here. Only because then it becomes a legal case and then you're in the court system and cannot remove them untill the case is completed. They can and have sued landlords for having them removed before a court case is completed. The pandemic has only made this a more congested issue.
Before it is asked, no cop will do anything until courts order them to. The squatters can and will sue them for removal, false detainment, possible assult, etc.
NOW onto this particular case. If the apartment complex is apart of a government section 8 program, then removing them would be not so difficult. It is legally stated anyone not on the lease is to be removed. (It would just take them following up with proving they are physically there, non compliant, and not a part of the section 8 system). But if it is a privately owned building that happens to accept section 8 renters, that will mean Tuna and Lurch are there untill the courts have them thrown out. (Could take months and sometimes even a year or 2).
Sorry for the sperging, but it might help with confusion.
That makes a lot more sense now (non American here). regardless it would be surprising if they didn’t get officially kicked out/arrested soon since the authorities and landlord are bound to find the drugs: paraphernalia in there, it does appear to be just housing for section 8 plus lurch is a felon and no one is going to fall for another go-fund me scam from these two, most people following Tunas antics at this point know they’ve lied, manipulated, fucked off so many people and that they aren’t the innocent victims
in this situation especially, even if you didn’t know anything about them you’d see straight through the bullshit story they are trying to spin right now
Oh I’m sure they would love to move a new renter in except for one thing- they would have to have time to clean that place so we will see them evicted long before a new tenant is allowed there, and you can bet on lurch and Luna fucking the place up some more now that they are “uwu so rude to us” and “omg we are persecuted for no reason!” . I’d be really surprised they don’t tear out the walls and leave 95 juice bottles of piss spilled everywhere to try “sticking it to the hater social services and mean ol landlord”.
They really are fucking cockroaches
thanks for the information anon, I didnt realise there was a difference between how Section 8 and private landlords can evict problem tenants.>It would just take them following up with proving they are physically there, non compliant, and not a part of the section 8 system
could that be why the police were called and asked for their IDs?
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You didn't have any furniture. What is it with this bitch claiming things that don't belong to her? Oh wait, taking shit that doesn't belong to her is her thing, nevermind. Maybe they should use some of that 10k to buy a new one since they decided to brag about it and post it online. Anyone who sends them shit is retarded.
Anyone want to bet that she's going to make another gofundme since she needs to raise money?
How about just getting and keeping stable, legal jobs so you can just rent your own place like a normal member of society.
DEADASS never seen anyone work so hard to be a lazy bum.
lol can't wait for these brain-fried drug addicts to finally get karmic justice. From what Lurch was saying in the recording the other day, Luna sperging about the property damage, and this shit, it sounds like they think they can somehow fight this.
These dumb fucks are in for a rude awakening if they think they're legally in the right, or if they're even in a position where they can delay the eviction notice a year in court. A lot of the tactics scumbag tenants use to delay the courts decision won't be possible for them.
Cops came to put the paper on the door!! Lurch was like put the paper on the door so I know it’s real. And they did.
I am honestly cackling that this gruesome twosome is actually finally going to get their comeuppance. Also can’t believe they think they have a leg to stand on in court when they know they’ve been illegally squatting. Just mind blowing.
Also sure that the cops didn’t stamp on their air mattress. Why would they even?
She’s just trying to hustle money out of the sob story. She’d have pics if it happened.
The mattress is just deflating from her Haiti thighs weighing it down.
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guess she still has pumpkin somehow
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Way back in the day she complained that her mom took her inherence money that her grandmother supposedly gave her.
She also once begged for funds on go fund me or some shit to have a second memorial for her already dead-for-a-few-good-years grandmother because “there were so close uwu~ “ and more Facebook idiots gave her some money.
That other anon that said she talks more about dead people than living is right. She does it for money. She did it with he dead ex Tai and Roger even when all accounts point to her taking advantage of them when living. She’ll do it to her own mother one day watch. Real scumbag shit.
>when she does nothing but berate and shit on her mother who let them stay there in the first place
I don't feel bad about her mom at all, she's the one who introduced Lurch to Luna, she's the one that normalized drug use in front of her child and she's the one who teached her stealing is a-ok. Like the old adage says: play stupid games, win stupid prices.>>813391
>Scumbag druggies and just general useless pieces of shit always
And that's why Luna ended up the way she did. Her parents were scumbag druggies and, like >>813443
said, that's how Lurch was able to swoop on in.
>I absolutely believe Luna when she says she have shitty parents, if they weren't shitty she wouldn't be dating the ugliest drug dealer in new york since her teens.
I don't think it excuses any of her shitty behaviour either, but I wonder why so many anons here and Kiwi Farmers alike seem to give her mother a pass. Honestly, this whole family is fucked - the grandmother who gave her all that money's probably in her grave thinking she should've just donated it to charity.
>>813939>I don't think it excuses any of her shitty behaviour either, but I wonder why so many anons here and Kiwi Farmers alike seem to give her mother a pass
Farmers have an absolute retarded tendency to cream their panties over whoever opposes the cow at the moment, especially if they can be perceived as a victim
. All to dunk on the cow more. See qUeEn Lucidia, sIlVeR fOx Hansen, SuCcEsFuL yOuTuBeR Shane Dawson and of course DoRiAn'S lOvElY gF.
Then they act all surprise Pikachu when it turns out that the other person was scum as well. Everyone is ignoring that Luna's mom was horrible to shit on Luna more.
They 100% deserve each other.
Jails give "kick packs" to help people with opiate withdrawals. It doesn't help as much as buprenorphine or methadone or even gabapentin, but it's better than nothing. Also addicts with no former arrests like Tuna will just get sent to a rehab program and probation for a simple possession charge, with a judge advising her that she'll be sent to jail only if she doesn't follow through with treatment.
Luna doesn't even have to go through withdrawals. Months ago I had talked to her about getting on a methadone clinic which is fully covered by Medicaid and will even help getting her a medical weed card. No withdrawals at all and it even gets rid of cravings and can even get you high all day if you raise your dose enough. I can't remember the dumb excuse she gave me, but it was basically just her saying, "No… but can you buy some art to help me out financially?"
She got evicted from her last place. The landlord dumped all their shit outside. It's hard to force people to leave but it's not impossible, and Luna will not leave by herself. What she learnt from last time is that she shouldn't ever leave the property because then they can kick her out, I honestly cannot imagine them leaving willingly. This is section 8 housing, this will not be the first time they've dealt with someone like Luna.
You're right about her being a legal tenant in the eyes of the courts and it WILL take months, but there's no way Luna's leaving by herself. She has nowhere to go and the longer she stays there, the more sympathy she can get online. Luna is STAGGERINGLY lazy, I see her sitting on that air bed for the next 3 months playing animal crossing and wondering why the world is fucking her over. >>813962>anybody hoping jail is in their future should give that up
this though. Lurch was caught dealing heroin not that long ago (2017?) and he was just put on probation after like 6 months of going thru the legal system. If every junkie in NY got put in jail their jails would be overflowing lmfao.
Like another anon said, she needs to drink a glass of grow the fuck up. She's had a lot of help and squandered each one to be a moocher because as she said, "It works". People feel sympathy for her mother because of the amount of salty bullshit that came out of her mouth about her mother and in front of her during the encounter with the MHA. Get over it.>>813964
Exactly, a lot of kids grow up with traumatic childhoods. Is how they choose their future that matters. Therapy exists for a reason. A lot of people end up pretty okay because they had to be, but Tuna chose this. She left a rehab cause her friends had left and the food was bad, like wtf kind of excuse is that? The bitch also stole pillows and a blanket from an old man with bedsores while
he was dying. Tuna's parents can be blamed for the drug use and Lurch, but can't be blamed for Tuna's selfishness.>>813966>This is section 8 housing
It's why Tuna would be kicked out. The MHA has made it clear that they don't want her there especially after the shit they said and are actively trying to get her out. The only way they'll be going to jail though is if they try to physically fight the cops next time they're there. Lurch talks a lot of shit (kek like his navy seals copypasta rant when he got caught with tessa), but he's too cowardly for that.>>813978
In the recorded argument, the woman said that they tried to help Tuna but Tuna didn't want to talk to her cause she had just woken up. I assume they've spoken before so in some way they did know. Tuna was also talking about looking for an apartment within a specific time frame.
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>>813978>her mom is getting relocated and luna and lurch forced to leave because they don't ever lived there
This has been repeated multiple times in the thread and someone linked the page I ss'd this from, but I'll post it again.
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Really seems concerned about her living situation. Also, what the fuck is going on with her mouth?
>>814003>okay but have you considered that without tuna mama we would not have tuna?
What does that have to do with anything? Should we go thanking every cow's mom for fucking up their kid? We can start with Mariah's mom, then. And she will get her life together now that her daughter and her leech isn't with her.>>814012
Hope they change the locks now that she left the house.
>>814018>What does that have to do with anything? Should we go thanking every cow's mom for fucking up their kid?
If she wasn't a shit mother, she would't end up with Lurch and Tuna overtaking her abode. I don't see why I should pity her and act like she'a poor victim
of mean bad Luna. If you wanna say "ruining Luna's childhood doesn't mean she should suffer forever"… oh well. Shouldn't have let Luna and Lurch in. She made her choices as much as Luna did.
Sometimes both sides are shit.
came from a trashy, addicted family. junkies love to talk about going way back and talking about how they're family and this and that. lurch has provided luna's mom with so many drugs that i bet she feels obligated to help him out, no matter how toxic
of a relationship he's in with her daughter.
plus, he's clearly an impulsive liar with delusions of grandeur. oh, he's a psych major, he had huge houses, he has a huge inheritance, he can treat anyone he wants with items of luxury. i'm sure both female Slaters fall for his shit. Luna's dad seems to see right through it, which is why lurch isn't allowed at his apartment.
But maybe if you grew up seeing your mother doing it as long as you can remember, like if it was normal, you would.
Nobody is saying that because Luna's mother is also a shitty druggie that Luna isn't. They are both
shitty junkies. One thing does not exclude or excuse the other.
Yeah, a lot of kids of junkies grow up fine, but a lot don't. I don't understand why anons refuse to accept that a fucked up childhood often makes a fucked up person. Nobody says that as a way to excuse the cow's behavior.
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I briefly lurked out of curiosity and I was expecting a deformed knee, but it seems (I could be wrong) to be some sort of dance. I guess she fell while dancing and she used that as a lame excuse to justify being lazy and to beg for spare change… so she hasn't changed very much.
interesting how when he was alive ol' Roger was just "matthew's father", no mention of how "uwu he's more of a dad to me than my real dad" no "i love him so much i will be so devastated bc he's such an important person to me"
just…begging for more cash that will inevitably be turned into dope by the day's end
well, her fucked up family life certainely helped her. some people reject life led by their parents, others sadly follow in their footsteps. I don't see why it's so hard to admit that Luna's family/childhood contributed to the monster that she became. Doesn't mean she is justified in fucking herself and everyone over, but she IS a sum of everything that ever happened to her AND her own shitty decisions.
Also as >>814128
wrote, junkie music surely must sound different when you are growing up in a house in which heroin/getting high is your parents' religion. Lol
You will not change my mind on all of this.
>>814222>Luna needs to grow the hell up because she isn't a child that can blame her parents forever
this I agree with, though it's irrelevant. I feel she will never get over herself because it requires work and isn't instantly gratifying. Plus she's codependent on Lurch.>No one gives a single shit about changing your mind, anon.
Oh I know, that was my way of stating that>Everyone is entitled to an opinion.
Maybe I misunderstood what anons meant because it felt to me that people ITT are denying the basic psychology fact that childhood tremendously affects people. There is a reason why therapy focuses on it so much.
Here I thought Lurch didn't have an ID because that's the only reason the two junkies in love couldn't get married. At least now they'll be homeless together.>>813471>>813500
Isn't Lurch still on probation or something for that?
Tinfoil, but I reckon the real reason they haven't gotten married yet is that if they do she'll no longer be her daddy's dependent and she'll start having to pay big girl taxes and insurance
Well that and Lurch gets the milk for free, so why buy the cow
He only got brought up on the lighter charge (simple narcotics possession in the Bronx) and got off with community service but kept missing the completion date for said service and continued to get extensions.
Don't recall any further posts on here or Kiwi Farms re: his so-called legal troubles beyond what I just mentioned. And you KNOW Tuna wouldn't be able to shut up about them if he had further obligations. Hell, she's the type to turn probation—or even outstanding community service for that matter—into a reason everyone owes her emergency $$$
No one chooses to be a fucked up junkie for aesthetic. No sane, well adjusted person would just see some pics and listen to music and go "hmmm, ruining my life doing heroin might look supa cool!". That's why her family troubles are being taken into consideration. Nobody exists in a vacuum, not being influenced and influencing others.
Just because you don't like someone it doesn't mean they are 100% a monster who turned out shitty just because they are rotten since they were born. Some of you seriously sound like teenagers
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Via KF, Lurch is back on FB kek
You must be new as fuck. Read the first few threads if you're going to be blaming us for something Luna said many times before.>>814412
He's gonna be on the hunt for more succulent breasts. I wonder if we're gonna get a new sperg rant when he gets caught again.
Wow, this time he is actually paying attention to Luna. I guess he is desperate for help from her dad's side.
I'm looking forward to him being retarded on FB. I genuinely love his bizzare writing style.
A lot of idiots do things for the aesthetic. In the mid 90s/early 2000s, we called people like Luna posers, where she's obviously trying her hardest to fit into a scene because she thought it's cool. She honestly probably doesn't think heroin addiction is so great anymore, but she's still stuck on this lifestyle because she doesn't know who else she is without this aesthetic. Some people get caught up on the title of junkie and are afraid that they won't get attention, sympathy, and money without the title. Especially when this has been her "Hilaria/Hillary"-esque grift for all these years and her entire personality.
A lot of people from urban areas in the 80s and early 90s witnessed their parents as heroin or crack addicts. Some followed their parents into addiction and some didn't, but once you hit 18, it's your choice to keep going with addiction or get help. Considering I've personally offered Luna assistance to get clean for free and she's turned it down and just asked for money instead, is proof that this is her choice. Not even Lurch's choice, because she could easily leave him. If you continuously create your own problems, don't cry to anyone about your situation. There's enough mental health resources that are easily accessible to her that she chooses to ignore.
Most people feel like kids even into late adulthood. I've heard plenty of middle aged and senior people saying they still feel like they're 16 on the inside. We're all scared, insecure, little kids deep inside. But adults know life doesn't stop no matter how we feel.
She isn't even willing to be work hard at being a good addict, damn. She doesn't know how to shoot herself up, probably has never even muscled a shot, probably relies on Lurch to go to the needle exchange and get dope, doesn't know how to hustle and solely e-begs… she is the most codependent drain I've ever seen for an addict. If she didn't have a hole for Lurch to fuck and didn't have family to sponge off of, I don't even think Lurch would be with her. It's tiring to carry someone else's addiction on top of your own.
Aesthetic aside, tuna is now a real addict. She has been using for far too long not to be.
This is a very sad story, although not for the same reason as Luna would like us to believe. She is a victim
of herself. But I can say that watching her “life” unfold has probably helped keep at least a few anon addicts clean.
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I was just looking at the first thread yesterday and I’m probably the last one to find out the areola thing is in her “poems” also.
Sage for ancient milk.
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This is fucking nastier than the actual footage of him limp-dick humping her mangled body
Good lord, I completely forgot about this absolute work of art.
If this was the kind of writing that got her into the Pratt institute, I fear for the future of the English language lmao.
Ironic because I’m pretty sure her reasoning was “all these addicts created amazing things on drugs I can too”
But all she is is a washed up drug addict who can barely draw
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I found it in the old thread but holy shit. This is the one have did it for me. Fucking hilarious she gave her life up to be with this.
saged for old milk
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Also it’s crazy how this bingo sheet still applies 2-3 years later to her kek
Holy shit she never changes.
The only improvement in years
is that she's drinking her own piss now instead of Lurch's. Everything else is the same.
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Better call his chode carmen sandiego because where in the hell are those 11 inches. Where, Tuna? Where??
another thing that has changed is that she's no longer selling her art. >>814524>>814527
idk if it's 11 inches, but his dick is long and thin.
Of course it's not 11 inches! It'd be one of the longest penises in history then!
It is probably 6.5-7. So above average but not amazing by any means.
as horrid as this is (and it really, really is)
it is Shakespeare compared to the word salad she churns out now
careful anon, bring up how luna constantly uses tai for boo-hoo points and her white-knights will say that she "has every right to mourn a lost friend"…
just like how she 'mourned' roger in his shoebox before it got crushed.
speaking of, what do y'all think happened to our good manpowder roger?
You must have had optimism when you wrote that then. Old people in this thread that have been following her for years know that now.Most of us the same or close in age to her. We’ve watched her basically stay in a childish stunted state while we all went through the normal changes of life. People here have probably changed jobs, got new apartments, finished school, or made general life accomplishments while she has stagnated. That’s why people here get hostile when someone new stumbles into here and tries to preach to us about how she “could see life is so much better when you’re off heroin” because no shit. We watched her leave outpatient because she didn’t like the pizza they served her. We’ve read screen cap after screen cap of other people genuinely showing and at time giving her resources not just in the form of food,money,clothes, but actually direction to programs that could help her and she has denied them every single time. >>814529
Probably because so many people called her out for never even sending the art.>>814646
Didn’t she scam on a crowd funding website for funeral expenses or something after? Sad to know Roger went out in a shoebox.>>814646
Funny thing about that is how Tai didn’t even in fuck with her in the end. On her cripple punk tumblr or someone way back showed a screen shot with her telling people to fuck off and stop asking her about her ex kek.
I think Tai deserved so much more than Luna riding her coat tails and namedropping her. she was actually disabled and participated in activism. she wasn’t a junkie either which is honestly sad, that not being a dope fiend is praise worthy.
and if you look at photos of luna and tai, luna seemed so much more alive. yeah, she was chubby and awkward looking but she looked like someone you could actually befriend, not someone you see and instinctively hold your breath around while clutching your purse a little tighter.
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I think in some circles yeah, with the opioid crisis and stuff but it’s not glamorized in the way Luna shows. I’m sure there groups of edgy people who are like her but at least where I’m located being a drug fiend isn’t anything to be proud of and is looked upon as trashy.
You know how when you’re younger some people make smoking weed their personality? It’s like she’s doing that with heroin,crack, and pressed pills.
Sage for old milk and not contributing, but Luna and Taylor are the only people who take it so fuck far on the internet. (Taylor romanticizes her recovery and relapses while Luna romanticizes being in addiction and “uWu PoVe RtY” )
fibromyalgia is a debilitating disability, especially for somebody so young. Tai required mobility accommodations and Luna wrote about needing to tie their shoes for them and shit like that, we can wax philosophical about how "disabled" luna is with her supposedly bad joints and BPD but Tai was legit disabled.
Also not to armchair but am I the only one who sees possible undiagnosed autism in Luna, especially given her former gifted child to nonfunctioning adult pipeline status. I mainly notice it in terms of fixations/special interest (sanrio, pastel, heroin, courtney love) and it would explain her low-pitched monotone voice and constantly wonky facial expression
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tbh I didn’t recognize her at first.
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Limp dick lurch
hard to take this or any of her recent pics as what she looks like. prob a lot more gray and crusty without em
Maybe all his teeth fell out, that can make your face look weird
Even with the snow filters he still looks revolting kek
I'm just going to roll my eyes and not engage in the topic of munchies with "fibromyalgia." Luna is definitely not autistic, ano; she's too manipulative for that. BPD is somehow mental health professionals are cautioned about diagnosing all willy-nilly, but Luna might be, idfk and neither does anyone else who hasn't sat down and assessed properly for it.
What we do know about Luna is that she's a liar and manipulative, so her recounting her life as a "gifted kid" should not be taken too seriously. It's not like she was doing trig in middle school, playing piano, or valedictorian. Luna had structure under her grandmother and did fairly well in school. She probably didn't take advanced classes or do any work in STEM, but her grades were probably good in the classes she took when she had a structured environment. Simple as that.
Some people are just straight up ugly. They don't need some illness to be it, just managed to hit the ugly branches of DNA.>>815003
All of this. Nothing Tuna says can really be taken seriously without proof. She grew up on tumblr and self-diagnosed herself with things before. No one knows and will know until she sees a doctor that can diagnose her.
Exactly what I meant. It's an undeniable fact>>814454
Oh my god, you are so fucking dumb! Of course SHE choose to do heroin because SHE thought it looked cool. But she WAS living with real addicts who were reinforcing that this behavior was normal and cool. >>814981
Yeah, a face like this could only be a product of inbreeding.
You guys remember her whiny “poems” about her BPD ugh~
Also to the anon that asked if she was autistic sent me for some reason. I personal thing she slow and mentally disabled in some regards at this point but don’t thinks she’s on the spectrum. I’m pretty sure she lurks here sometime so don’t give her any fodder for her Facebook pity tour.
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Her caption for this same picture of Lurch on her ig, kek. She's gone from "we're going to get married soon" to "we're basically married already"
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Caption from Tumblr:
>this is what i deal with several times a week in this shitty ass building
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Never knew she was born in Florida.
wow, an actual lucid writing from Luna. A rare treasure.
Has she posted the mentioned selfie anywhere?
HOW is she such a dumb piece of shit. Lurch was gone for a few hours, and she did more productive and positive shit in those few hours than she has the past year. Luna? Cleaning? Scrubbing? Still not her flat and a weird decision to make considering they'll be booted to the curb any minute but still. okay girl.
So the conclusion she's drawn from this is.. She needs to hurry up and marry Lurch. I can't with this bitch.
When you're high on heroin, it can motivate you to clean and do "boring" shit you usually wouldn't want to do.
Luna has a skincare routine?!! And she can't even moisturize her lips?! What a joke. She knows nothing about health, beauty, makeup, drugs, or life.
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I know some of this already was posted but I will not be playing cut and paste
Yes lol But I remember even the walls they dirtied up.
Sad they can't bother buying a cleaning product if it's so good for her mental health.
Deal with what, exactly?
She posts it with no context and clearly lurch is involved in the situation. So he must be part of the problem.
It's hard to make it but it sounds like the guys they are kicking out aren't supposed to be there. Ironic isn't it.
They seem to be worried that these guys coming in and out of the building will catch police attention. All so they can keep squatting unbothered
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fakeboi commented "your teeth are so cute" on the post with 4 Luna snapchat pics and that's so creepy to me
I love how Tuna's just acting like they aren't going to get kicked out. She's really treating it like they're going to be there forever.>>815444
Since when was an ID $90? The highest on the NY website is $43.
I don't think they'll be getting married. They would never make it to their own wedding on time and it costs money. They skipped out on getting an apartment from MHA because Luna was too sleepy.
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Tuna trying to rip people off. She's not good on mailing people stuff that they paid for so I doubt the person would ever see the card. Also hearty kek to the person giving theirs away for free.
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Even though they put themselves in the middle of those conflicts >>815064
With her butch lesbian pedo boyfriend picking fights with the neighbors, of course someone's going to want to shoot them.
Well you were asked to move but didn't want to why ask people to do something for your ass, and I bet the conversation wasn't at all polite. It's karma.
Time for little miss ACAB to call the police
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I found these old posts and laughed at how Lurch acts towards her. She can say how much they love each other, but he loves heroin way more than her.
And also, kek at her pointing out how fucked girls are who "fetishize" addiction when that's exactly what she's always done.
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Another old post I found where asked trying to call out spoiled poser punks… yet she mooches off her mom and dad as an adult, making her the same pathetic piece of shit she's bitching about
Thanks anon, I didn't remember these little tidbits of Lurch lore.
It reminds me the kind of shit he used to tell during the Tessa era:>That super hot and rich girl gave me money, also I have a yacht and a huge dick and inheritance.
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Some old Luna poetry.
Kek at "the embarrassment hurts".
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More old Tuna Tumblr shit.
I know plenty of junkies that don't leave their Needle Exchange supplies all over the floor. This bitch is so dirty you know her house is still like this but with piles of filthy stolen clothes.
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From the Tuna archives, explaining why being an addict is so appealing to her.
Right. Just mind your own and you will be fine living in an urban area. It’s not like she is living in the suburbs, where people pay real money to have some peace and quiet.
But I can’t help but think this is a work up to online begging for a “new” apartment. I don’t recall her ever complaining about the neighbors until she started complaining about the eviction.
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Yet her archives have shit like this that show what a poser she is
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Anorexic Tuna archives
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Even Kurt thinks posers like Tuna belong in hell
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As much as Tuna wants to claim she identifies with dead drug addicts, even her idols would hate her.
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Hilarious old post from the Tuna archives. I hope Lurch is still sending her bimbo hypnosis videos. The hypnosis must be working in some regard since she thinks his junkie Kid Rock look is even hotter with her Snow makeup filters.
exactly what >>815791
said. there's so much misplaced sympathy for tuna. instead of feeling bad for the life that she herself has chosen, feel bad for the people's lives that she interferes with when she e-begs, squats in their homes, and tosses their ashes to the side after swearing up and down that they were 'the closest thing to a real father that they had'.
fuck tuna and fuck the wks for her.
Obviously, in most cases, "self reliance" and "junkie" are antonyms…but you'd think at some point, at a time like this, a self-preservation instinct would kick in, esp. for someone who's been playing this game as long as Lurch has. I'm his age and while there are plenty of middle-aged manchildren about in the NYC metro, he takes the cake. His mental age comes across no older than 13-14 y/o and IMO, that's being generous.
Just for keks I ran a search on Thumbtack for locksmiths servicing Zip code 10801 and there are plenty of well-rated dudes offering to do the job for less than $200, w/ some less than $100. With an extra $600-1200 in pocket from their gubmint checks, most people Lurch's age—let's be real, most people who have hit 18—would figure 100 bucks is a smart investment for personal security & peace of mind. But junkies are gonna junkie and you know that every spare cent falling into that grim duo's grubby little mitts goes straight to the dope man!
Not feeling bad for Luna, just think that if anons mention hearing one nirvana song, they shouldn't skip tuna admitting that her parents contributed to her positive perception of heroin.
I like having the whole story.
I don't think anyone is denying that, just that she's a grown ass woman now and needs to start taking responsibility for her actions before a fellow junkie shoots her for opening her mouth.
Can't forget when she chose that time to beg for money and decorate her room with the blanket Roger was using when he was sent tot he hospice. Can't recall if she used it for the bed or floor, though.
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Saw this discussed on Kf, looks like they barricaded themselves in the bedroom.
Because the front door doesn't lock? Jesus christ thats dark
Why not just go buy a new lock at home depot its literally not that hard? Lurch should be able to handle that as a 40 year old man
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This post from Tuna's old FB posts is hilarious and incredibly self-aware.
Tuna and Ariana McMillan need to get together so they can talk about how they don't deserve all the eViL haters when they're just talented arteests while they get high af and their bf's stay out of the house to get away from them.
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In her old poetry she even points out what a poser she is by admitting no one pushed her into addiction and she specifically searched her privileged life for a way into addiction.
Sorry, but these are relevant because a year later, nothing has changed at all. The same posts and bad poetry could be from today.
A lot of us don't look at old threads and a reminder of her past choices and poetry helps bolster our point that she deserves no sympathy.
And they can still evict her because of COVID. In order to not get evicted, they have to prove that they were facing hardship from covid.>>816096
We know already. You've been posting old milk for a whole damn day. We know that Tuna hasn't changed, we don't need expired milk to prove that.>>816103
How is spoonfeeding newfags like they're babies any better?
I considered that myself and for shits and giggles looked prices for locksmiths & new lock installs in New Rochelle, NY. 4- & 5-star rated guys can do this for under $100 but Luna and Lurch would have to:
A) go w/out at least a bundle of dope in the next couple days (which they won't) and
B) somehow break through their junkie-induced inertia and utter inability to plan ahead (which they apparently can't).
BUT!! Complaining on her social media takes hardly any time or effort—and better yet, gets Luna that sweet, sweet attention she constantly craves. That door ain't never gonna lock again…as long as these two are squatting behind it, anyway.
Good call. And even if they did spare the $$$, do you really think Lurch would be capable of installing it? Or capable of bothering to learn? Unless it's dead-simple and offers instant gratification, it won't get done.
Tuna's latest saga reminded me these are the same people who went without a working shower/bathtub for what, almost a year? Who were fine with bathing at most once a week, at the kitchen sink, for the entire summer
in a region where it's often in the 90s and humid as hell. Who piss and moan that they can't afford food, but blow every cent not earmarked for the dope man on Chinese takeout, pizza, ice cream, etc. (while Tuna accuses the majority teenaged followers from whom she grifts that they're shaming her, as a poor person, for wanting a treat, waah waah waah, sobsobsob)>>816214
Quel dommage! Guess they will have to pray the bed holds, kek.
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So lurch is a super hero now. Saged because its not fresh milk. We all know they are both fucking strange and its not that interesting. But this made me laugh n i thought i would share anyway.
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Oh my god this dumb bitch.
Get a fucking job Luna.
Also isn't she moving into her ~air bnb~ next week!? Whoohooo! Better start packing, right!!? kek
>>816326>> hungry with bills to pay
Like strung out with drugs to buy. And uwu shit to collect
wow this bitch. she’s really starting to piss me off.
these metrocards are apart of a program for low income people. you have to sign up for it, and it supposed to relieve people from transit fares. i don’t know how she and lurch scammed three of them out of the system, especially since she doesn’t have an ID apparently. glad to see she’s ripping off literally every program NYC has to offer.
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Maybe you and your walking corpse should shut the fuck up next time, Luna.
implying that she and Lurch aren’t stealing other people’s ids. I have no doubt in my mind that they’re stealing identities. how tf were they looking for apartments without IDs? I fully don’t believe lurch has a valid
ID and is using someone else’s. they were scamming the government and ruining her mom’s life, why wouldn’t they ruin a stranger’s?
That wont stop the cops when they come to break down the door and remove you from the property you do not belong on.
Funny how the "broken lock" issue came up just before her mom left.
I dont believe any of her stories.
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Lurch got his $600 drug money. I hope the cops pay them a visit while they're high and we get another Tuna meltdown. "You won't believe how these cops treated us."