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No. 811991

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/funeral1996/ [private]

tumblr: https://heavenlykitten1996.tumblr.com/
https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com/ [inactive]

Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/funeral1996[active]
https://twitter.com/bimbokitten96 [new SW twitter]

>Formerly known as angelhair1996, howl1996, junkhun, funeralhome420 and lunakittenxxx (to name but a few)

>24 year old heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and former ““sex worker””
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive
>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun
>Started dating her 40 year old boyfriend (hereby known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”
>has a following of impressionable young girls who she has convinced to “help” her during this “tough time” in her life
>Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but rants on the internet how vile it is to do so
>”I’m not trying to be Courtney Love!”
>Tries to be exactly like Courtney Love
>Bleats about harm reduction while being the antithesis of harm reduction/seemingly having no grasp of the concept whatsoever

>Loves to share her grimy life on the internet, including awful photos of her cats laying in filth and used needles

>Squandered a large inheritance from her grandmother within a year and lot the property she also inherited because she didn’t pay tax on it
>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)
>Always “short on rent” or otherwise in need of donations
>Overdosed on heroin twice in less than 12 months, even that didn't encourage her to get clean
>RIP ROGER (aka Lurch’s dad)
>Tuna and Lurch couldn’t pay rent because all their money came from Roger’s social security so the e-begging ramped up to 100
>EVICTED from Roger’s house
>Tuna and Lurch “temporarily” move in with Luna’s mother, who is an (ex) addict
>Brings along moldy, nasty stuffed animals and complains about not being able to move her other belongings (claims she lost 90% of them when she got EVICTED)
>Continuously tries e-begging along with selling nudes and shitty art in lieu of getting a job
>Her “abusive” dad continues to buy her useless shit from Amazon
>Posts pictures of her and Lurch looting graves like it’s no big deal
>Claims to be homeless for bonus sympathy points in spite of living with her mother

>Luna and Chief have made themselves at home in her mom's one-bedroom poverty home and seem to have no intention of leaving.

>Still milking her ex-gf's suicide for struggle points.
>Seemed to be gaining weight rapidly for a while- some farmers speculated that she may have been on methadone.
>Still abusing benzos and posting pill porn, probably hooked at this point
>Still sending begging messages to facebook "friends" >>>/pt/607983
>Still buying cheap shit on Amazon and asking facebook "friends" to buy her stuff
>Still churning out sloppy drawings, has recently produced some particularly mediocre poetry
>Still taking pictures of her filthy plastic crap, filthy grave-goods, filthy clothes, filthy nails, and filthy face
>Still complaining about how horrible her life is, failing to understand that she brought most of it on herself
>Roger is interred in a filthy box in Luna's mom's poverty home
>Got a pancake voucher >>>/pt/612955
>Was banned from FB and called out in a nail shaming group
>Has lived with her mom for over a year now
>Her dad's apartment caught on fire; Luna spread ashes on her face for maximum sympathy points
>Has started to brag about starving herself
>"Found" a bra in a dumpster
>Started posting nudes again
>Then began a “sex work” career, taking grimy nudes and videos and selling them through twitter for drug money
>Made premade videos, one is called PEE DRINK >>730829
> Looking more and more dead with every photo uploaded for her “SW business"
> Anon leaks a ‘commission’ video where Luna calls her dad and says she’s got a stable job, asks if she can live with him for a while, then hangs up, takes her dress off and masturbates for the camera. Dad sounds supportive and happy for her as she uses him to get someone else’s humiliation fetish rocks off >>758647 WARNING: SAD AS FUCK >>758661
> SW CAREER IS OVER >>760386
> “Online acquaintance” of Luna’s turn up after being sent the dad video >>761016, insinuates Luna has sold videos of her shooting up in her legs via her SW twitter. Shares screencap, looks like necrosis waiting to happen >>761037.
> Tuna and Lurch defy the odds and reach their six year druggie-versity >>761830.
> 3rd OD, seems like all is not well in the loveshack >>762698.
> Happy 24th birthday, Luna!

In the last thread >>795757:

In between threads ( >>795390 ) Luna's mom got taken away to inpatient due to mental health and drug abuse, much moping was had

Tuna went back to druggie Facebook groups, >>795765, >>809384 went on romantic druggie dates with snowman lurch, >>796601 also said her and lurch were getting married (and then they didn’t) >>802980

Returns to sex work >>805775, >>810203 immediately starts complaining about how it’s a really tough job, guys! >>810159

Lurch’s twitter is found! Hobbies includes insane ramblings at Nancy Pelosi to give him more money. >>810263

!SOS! Luna has to detox >>802479 except no, nothing fucking came of it as usual >>802733. The milky explanation was good tho:


After Luna’s mom’s relapse and her getting taken away, ya girl is being kicked out for squatting illegally and tries to find an apartment with no credit or employment but high standards as usual. >>807537, >>809288, >>810769

Return of EVIL TOXIC MOM arc: >>811285, >>811541, >>811870

HAPPY NEW MILK! Just as farms are voting on the horrorcow 2020 award, anon drops “lurch gyrating luna’s ass” and “full intercourse” vids that they bought last year but didn’t leak at the time: >>811491 we are subjected to horrors never before seen. >>811554

New Year’s Milk continues, as Luna less than a day later uploads a video where her and Lurch yell at a social worker for kicking them out and not “the old person whose life is basically over” aka her mom >>811724 (under the guise of it being ‘proof’ that the MHA hates mentally ill people >>811702)

There’s a pandemic, our favourite druggies are getting EVICTED, New York is cold as fuck, happy new year to all.

one >>>/snow/55077
two >>>/snow/171004
three >>>/snow/190985
four >>>/snow/220048
five >>>/snow/254820
six >>>/snow/276683
seven >>>/snow/292881
eight >>>/snow/305217
nine >>>/snow/320166
ten >>394258
eleven >>403302
twelve >>414017
thirteen >>428358
fourteen >>452611
fifteen >>468770
sixteen >>480001
seventeen >>497850
eighteen >>521479
nineteen >>>/pt/540883
twenty >>>/pt/558885
twenty one >>>/pt/574429
twenty two >>>/pt/591749
twenty three >>>/pt/619612
twenty four >>>/pt/657873
Twenty five >>>/pt/689217
Twenty six >>>/pt/734529
Twenty seven >>>/pt/767687
Twenty eight >>>pt/795757

No. 811992

https://www.instagram.com/funeral1996 (private)
https://www.twitter.com/lilcherub1996 (inactive)
https://www.twitter.com/lunakittenxxx (SW account, deleted)


https://www.deviantart.com/thatpoisonleaf (deleted)
https://www.flickr.com/people/54485349@N05 (skwisgaarskwigelf)


https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com (inactive)

Archives of past tumblr accounts:
http://skwisgaarskwigelf.tumblr.com (deleted, no archives)

The Pulp Girls / Zine:


About Luna:
https://witchycrankypoo.tumblr.com (howl1996 drama, inactive)


No. 811993

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honorary gif mention from last thread

No. 811997

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She seems really concerned about the pending eviction.

No. 811998

I have a weird feeling either she made the same post twice or this is a repost

No. 812000

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I checked her ig again and she did post about Hollow Knight 4 days ago, that might be the one you're thinking of

No. 812001

so I think she made almost same post thrice as we've already read that celeste and hollow knight are so cheap cheap everyone should buy them. Jesus Luna, at least say something new about the same topic

No. 812005

that toilet paper gif is fucking haunting. is she saving it up for homelessness

No. 812023

I can’t wait for tomorrow when the cops come kick their asses to the curb. Like late Christmas only more rewarding

No. 812025


Not sure what eviction is like in NY, but if it’s similar to my state, it may be months until they can actually be thrown out.

No. 812028

i agree we shouldn't raise our empty cartons yet, but it might be faster if they're not technically being evicted (bc they had no right to live there in the first place)

like lurch said in the video posted in last thread, "you need to put a paper on the door" (eviction notice) and the lady just responded "no, because you have no right to be here in the first place"

idk but it might happen, given how much luna has freaked out for almost two months now they might be out real soon

No. 812033

>>812028 Didn't NY just announce another moratorium on evictions though? IDK how that works when you're a S8 squatter tbf.

No. 812036

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???? Hoe doesn’t have a mattress but buys like 6 games for switch?

No. 812037

the stupid thing is that there's charities and programs that specifically donate/hand out used mattresses that have been cleaned out to the needy. If she really wanted she could reach out and get a mattress from them but of course she is begging for money for a new one (or drugs, who knows).

No. 812038

she bought them (or had a client/friend buy then for her) weeks ago, when she was somehow in denial about the eviction and didn't think she wouldn't have a matress

No. 812039

They aren't residents; they're squatters. Squatters have no protection against eviction due to covid.

They haven't been squatting there for long enough to have taken adverse possession of the place permanently - that takes 10 years of squatting. All the kandlord has to do is post a 10 day notice to quit the premises (and from Luna's previous whining, it sounds like that happened a while back), then file a court order if the squatters refuse to leave after the 10 days are up. Once the court order is signed, the sheriff comes to roust then out and padlock the place.

It seems like their big plan in to stay put until the sheriff comes, because why move into a motel or an AirBnB now and avoid losing all your possessions when you can shit yourself, do nothing, and act like you had no idea this was coming?

No. 812041


adverse possession only pertains to legal ownership. not relevant. they are legal tenants

>In New York, a squatter who has been residing on a property for 30 days is automatically upgraded to a legal tenant. Landowners must work quickly in order to remove squatters before these 30 days are up. (https://ipropertymanagement.com/laws/new-york-squatters-rights)

so they have to go through full legal eviction process which starts w 10 day eviction notice, followed by an eviction lawsuit if they won't leave. cops will only remove them if ordered to do so by a court

No. 812043

But still not protected from eviction by the moratorium, because they're squatters.

No. 812045


I hate to say it but no, they are legally not squatters in the state of NY. sorry but you are confusing one colloquial use of the term "squatter's rights"/becoming a legal tenant with adverse possession/becoming legal owners. also referred to as squatter's rights but meaning something very different so it's confusing.

sorry to burst the bubble but NYC has extremely notorious "squatter's rights" laws pertaining to legal tenancy. it's been all over the news causing problems for landlords for years and never changed. after 30 days they became legal residents. they will have to go through a full eviction lawsuit with a hearing to eradicate them

No. 812046

Actually if you look up the moratorium and squatters in NY there are several cases where they are being protected from eviction. Maybe government housing is different than private though. One can only hope because these 2 need a wake up call.

No. 812052

Y’all, that apartment is part of the Mental Health Association of Westchester's residential services program.

Luna and Lurch are not clients of this organization. They have no rights there. Squatters rights don't count, and won't convert into residential rights, because the apartment is earmarked for MHA.

Luna and Matthew weren't on the lease; they aren't MHA clients; they can't be squatters because they aren't in the program. They are just a nuisance. All of this goes double because they're using and selling drugs out of a building for recovery.

They might squeeze another week out of the place just because the courts are slow due to the holidays. But I doubt they make it to 1/24 there, when Luna "might have" an AirBnB.

No. 812053

We also don't know if they've gotten "fair warning"; given that it's what, a month, since luna first started to really freak out, it's possible that they were clearly and concisely informed that they would have to leave 30 days ago. That might be enough.

No. 812059

The woman did say that they spoke to her before and Tuna didn't want to talk.

No. 812061

Given how long she's been talking about this they were probably informed at least 30 days ago, if not more. She might also be banking on being protected by squatters rights and getting to stay. It'll be interesting to see how this unfolds

No. 812063

God could you imagine if lurch actually got busted for dealing? Do you think tuna would stick with him?

No. 812068

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No. 812069

God he is such a visually unsettling human. All these filters are hilarious on him, too. Ridge Gallagher MtF lookin ass

No. 812071

Wait so do they have squatters rights or not? Covid makes things weird with eviction now anyways. Either way she and lurch will probably try to call sanctuary anyways.

No. 812073

On one hand tuna is notoriously selfish and self preservation kicks in at some point right? Part of me wants to say that she’d leave him if she needs to, but they’re so co-dependent probably and intersected that she might just take the fall with him.

No. 812074

this was already posted along with other minor Luna posts >>811763

No. 812076

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This is from that website, the requirements to be recognized as adversely occupying/squatting by the court has 5 bulletpoints. They can’t be protected by squatters rights because they only meet 4/5 of the requirements. This is the requirement they break, and if they claim one or the other of them aren’t residing there, they break the 3rd requirement of being open & notorious (it says under that point that someone having squatting rights recognized cannot pretend not to live there or lie about being the only one squatting, or have the rights revoked)

No. 812091

But the apartment doesn't seem to be in NYC as per what >>812052 said. So if they aren't in NYC, the 30 day squatter's rights would not apply. Or am I missing something?

No. 812100

This is for the entire state of New York, the city limits have the same laws as suburban and rural areas of the state, just different speed limits and other small differences like that. Even so, I thought her mom’s MHA housing was within NYC proper limits? >>812052 stated that she’s in Westchesters division of MHA, which is in the Bronx and definitely considered NYC.
It’s also important to keep in mind that New York has complicated breakdown for their locations, there are a lot of variations of what will tell you something different about what “NYC proper” is, this is especially true for pretentious people who live there. For example, there’s 5 boroughs of NYC, and NYC is used commonly as a de facto name for the 4 mainland borough’s downtown areas, which border each other. Some people consider only the Manhattan borough to be New York City, while others would argue that all of the 5 boroughs count as NYC because this is how it’s officially defined by the state’s government. Either way, the city and state’s laws on tenant and squatting rights are the same. Second anon linked in this post, do you have any more insight? You seem close to the situation to know they’re in Westchester, from what I’ve seen in the last threads her mom was in New Rochelle. I know I should be patient and just wait for updates, but I don’t have social media so these threads have been my only look at this cow.

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No. 812136

seconding >>812116 but her mom's place is in mamaroneck and they are serviced by MHAW, it is in westchester not the bronx

No. 812160

Ntayrt, I thought Mamaroneck was were they lived when Tuna was a teen. She doxxed herself a while back, this S8 apartament was in New Rochelle.

No. 812195

I dont know 100% what self-doxing youre talking about but I thought the one where anons got her address on a pill bottle turned out to be her grandmas old address, she hadn't updated her info at the doctor? I think you're right about Mamaroneck being where she grew up/where Roger's apartment was, but I wasn't sure we had an up to date address. Only thing I can really remember about her mom's place is it's in a high hispanic population area and Luna's too scared of everyone speaking Spanish to go outside lol

No. 812199

oh word i didn't realize it was new rochelle, but new rochelle is def part of westchester and serviced by MHAW

No. 812212

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From September 2018 (I poached this from KF because it was faster to use their search function so no post number, but it's also somewhere in her old threads here). She went to Mamaroneck High School and I think Roger's apartment was also in Mamaroneck, but her mom's S8 is in New Rochelle.

No. 812232

I don't want to do them, but the current apartment is in Mamaroneck. It is indeed part of New Rochelle… but definitely not part of New York City boroughs.

No. 812239

oh my god I missed this, that's so fucking dumb! She doxed herself by awkwardly hamfisting an entire address into her poetry?

>I need to escape the hell that is -address- soon I won't make it. I can't be here much longer

lmfao 2 years later and she still refuses to leave

No. 812253

It looks like Tuna and her mom lived at the Mamaroneck address in 2012ish. I thought that was their current as well given it was a one bedroom unit too, but I dont think the timeline adds up.

No. 812272

Mamaroneck and New Rochelle are different towns, both located in Westchester County in the NYC metro area, tho they're only 3 1/2 miles apart. New Rochelle is further south and one stop closer to NYC's Midtown/Grand Central Station on the Metro North.

In the diary, Luna says she needs to leave the New Rochelle house because Mama Tuna is making her and Matthew fight when they never fought before (LOL, lie!) and "I miss Roger, uwu." So the New Ro house is the location of the current and recent drama.

No. 812349

lives with mom: fuck my mom, she's a loser, her life is over, she's mean, she's abusive, i can't stand her i wanna leave so bad!

gets kicked out of mom's place: fuck my mom, she abandoned me and fucked me over now that i can't live with her even though that's what i've been complaining about for nearly 3 years!

No. 812354

They are never gonna get the smell outta that room. Here’s to hoping no matter where the place is the cops come and boot them to the curb!

No. 812386

Can someone tell me what happened to the cat Lurch "found"? I couldn't find anything in the last thread and Luna is only talking about one cat.

No. 812400

she’s talking about pumpkin (found cat) as her one cat, I’m pretty sure. The other one must have died recently but she never posted about it to my knowledge.

No. 812435

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According to her ig Smokey had to be put down because he had a stomach tumor.

Also, don't remember this being posted but kek at the thought of Lurch working out

No. 812467

The only lifting lurch does is when he lifts a needle up to him veins.

No. 812489

>>812435 Kek, I have the exact same pack of tank tops from Amazon. They're flattering because they're cropped compression tops, so they kinda hold your boobs in, but don't cling to the lower stomach area, so if you wear them with something high-waisted you look super slim. Basically they're flattering on anyone, and Luna's kidding herself if she thinks the way she looks in them has anything to do with her ~~uwu anorexic tendencies~~

I promise you look just as doughy as ever once you take them off or look at yourself from the side, Tuna.

No. 812490


I'll give her credit, I think this is the first time I have ever seen Luna talk about fitness or healthy lifestyle weight loss vs romanticizing her junkie corpse body because she lost weight shooting up

No. 812493

who the fuck did Lurch rob an Apple Watch from?

No. 812504

No. 812539

Is it bad I want a link to these tops

No. 812557

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nta but it looks like it’s prob these

No. 812572

i like them too lol…it always fucks me off when i see luna wearing something i'd otherwise find cute. was browsing socks on amazon once and she had actually reviewed them with a picture from her amazon account, made me not want to buy them as much tbh, she's like an anti-model bc everything she wears is instantly so grimy.

No. 812583

Luna claiming she’s 150 lbs is a joke. i’m 5’8 and 145-150 and people generally consider me on the slimmer side. there’s no way she’s under 200 lbs(no1curr)

No. 812585

thanks for the hot unsaged update on your own weight, we cared a lot
but obviously she’s nowhere near 150 pounds

No. 812588

she also has 0% muscle tone which would explain the lower number on the scale

No. 812591


because of how tall she is, i would say she's more accurately 160-180 of pure fat, no muscle. she thinks 150 makes her sound teeny and waify when she doesn't realize it's pure jiggle

No. 812594

I wish you posted a screencap tbh

No. 812671

what the hell is the white thing

No. 812673

makeshift pad/tampon bc she would rather spend her money on press on nails

No. 812694

>>812557 Yeah it's these. Obviously I recommend getting them in a color other than sickly pink, though I imagine you anons are better at keeping your pinks pink than Luna is, lol. Def worth it though, I ended up buying two packs of them.

>>812591 This. Luna is tall as fuck. 150 would be believable at like, 5'3 or something, but she's over 5'7 I believe.

Ironically, plenty of the waifish tumblr girls she idolizes are her height. They're just working out and not laying around in a smack den eating CHEAP CHEAP junk food, thus they easily look like they could be short until you see them next to someone Ariana Grande-sized.

I'd love if Luna got into working out. I know it's a fucking pipe dream anons, but man, cardio helps so much with withdrawal if you can push through it a little and you're not actively hunched over the toilet. Wards off the chills and restless legs. Even light yoga would be good for her.

No. 812712

luna is the amberlynn reid of junkies. she can’t stick to anything. if she did yoga or cardio, it’d be for a few days. anything good for her, she can’t commit to.

No. 812745

>>812712 Yeah no I totally agree with you, that's why I called it a pipe dream. She can't get off her ass to work out when she's high, no way she's gonna be doing it if she ever gets clean/suffers withdrawal. Honestly, if she got clean (again, total pipe dream), I reckon she'd be one of those people who replaces the drugs with food and balloons up 50 lbs after getting sober.

All of this is moot, however, because Luna can't commit to anything except throwing her life away for a shitty aesthetic inspired by shitty bands and the shitty, middle-aged totem pole she's been ruining herself for nonstop for the last 7 years.

Imagine throwing away nearly a decade of your youth, your prime years, on this >>812068

No. 812750

I weigh about 140lbs and I'm way prettier than Luna. It annoys me to no end that she still managed to find a boyfriend and I'm lonely…(nobody cares)

No. 812751

Girl you are unsaged sadposting about yourself in a thread about a fat junkie, pick a struggle

No. 812752

Don’t worry anon, the only man Luna can snag is a 40yr old heroin addict who looks like a walking corpse. You’d rather nothing then that.
Luna was lucky she even got tai, and she didnt even love her back.

No. 812753

She was groomed by an ugly middle aged heroin addict who helped ruin her life. At this point, they're likely dope dating and can't stand each other if they're not high as shit. It's barely a relationship and nothing to be jealous of.

No. 812760

Girl come on it’s better to be single than with shrimp dick nodding off lurch

No. 812769

I hope there'e a lurch dies saga because he's a leech on luna's life.

No. 812770

So he becomes immortalized as an angel who did nothing wrong in Luna's mind? No way! As much as I find him a disgusting human being, I wish he fucked off from Luna's life. If he broke up with her, she would seethe (as seen in the "7 years down the drain" post) and just maybe she would realize that Lurch always was shit. She will never get over him if he drops dead, but if he betrayed her by ending the codependent relationship, she would be forced to see through years of bullshit.
Imagine Luna realizing she is a grooming victim. I know she would get crazy with shittalking Lurch for uwu trauma baby victim points.

No. 812771

That decrepit semi-animated corpse fucking off out of her life really is the only foreseeable chance she has of getting her shit together. Her dad would take her in and probably get her into a proper rehab program, possibly even pay for her to go back to school if she wanted to, etc. At the very least she would have a roof over her head and no stress related to paying bills or rent or being able to put food on the table.

No. 812792

I hope her dad stops enabling her. Tuna has to get used to working hard, not having her shit paid for.

No. 812794

Lurch may be a disgusting person but his absence, no matter how it comes about, won't make her reform from a lifestyle she chooses and romanticizes. Don't be naive.

No. 812795

I really see luna as a "there but for the grace of god go I" situation, I wonder if that's why so many people sympathize with her/want her to recover

No. 812800


someone who knew her once popped in and said she was 5’10 and lurch is 6’2

No. 812802

They are soft bbydoll losers who relate to her.

No. 812815

Absolutely people do. I also think a lot of people here are grateful they didn’t end up as far gone as Loony. A Tuna redemption arc however would be historic and I am sure there are many people here that want to see that. It’s almost impossible though. She’d have to lose lurch, get clean, stop begging, get a job and start paying back all the money she has scammed and a host of other things. IMO though she will die a scammy junkie that did nothing with her pathetic life. Who takes 7 years off from trying to improve their lives? Most people do that all day, every day.

No. 812826

nobody thinks that she absolutely would get better if Lurch fucked off, but at least there would be some chance of that happening. Or maybe at least we would get an interesting saga out of it

No. 812834

sage for autism but that jiggling gif has been living in my brain rent free for fucking days and something nasty occurred to me. If she has PCOS and irregular/non-existent periods, how come she's got "pads" in EVERY SINGLE TIME she takes photos of herself in underwear? Even Pixy wasn't that fucking disgusting.

Tinfoil but I dont think they're for menstruation, I think she does it so she doesn't have to clean her lacey underwear, she just replaces the tissue. I'm sorry for sharing that with everyone.

No. 812838

Anon you're right. Her old friend (the one with a baby) that supported Luna with money for years came forward a few threads ago about how Luna would send her disgusting pics of her vagina coated in thick white discharge for pity bucks.

No. 812843

This haunted me in my dreams until I saw the comment it’s a makeshift pad.. it looked like cottage cheese yeast coming out of her vagina

No. 812883

hobo panty liner or hobo pad, it’s sad and gross either way

No. 812915


Do we have caps of this in the earlier threads?

I don't/can't follow Tuna on Facebook, but she hasn't posted anything on Instagram or Snapchat in a couple of days. I wonder if they already lost the roof over their heads.

No. 812916

she said herself she constantly gets UTIs. so yeah probably her solution is to wear makeshift liners instead of showering after sex or changing her shitty synthetic underwear everyday.

No. 812918

i wouldn't put it past her to eat herself to death if she was sober. luna has shown that all she thinks about is drugs, money and food. she's probably been like that since a kid. kids develop obsessions over food if they're abused, neglected or live in unstable households.

No. 812921

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I’m the anon who posted the video, I found some pics she sent me along with the video. DONT CLICK WHILE EATING. You can see the liner or whatever it is. I think you are right anon but I can’t find any pics of her discharge (pics that she sent at least)

No. 812922

Thank you for the nonstop milk anon, but you must have an iron stomach.

No. 812931

Ugh I can smell these pictures(emoji use)

No. 812964

I gotta know how much did you pay for this? You're kinda evil dude if you're the one who paid her to drink her piss.

No. 812966

NTA, but blame Tuna for that. She's the one who offered to do it for money and did it. It's dumb to blame someone else for her actions.

No. 812968

Hope this would do >>673223 and >>673264.

No. 813030

Ten dollars for the video and she sent the pictures along with it because I haggled lol. She said she needed money for “food”. Btw pee video was premade along with this video

No. 813040

holy shit lol thanks for the info. The fact that she had those videos premade and was okay with having them sold. That's really sad.

No. 813049

And that she likely rewatches the videos at least once and doesn't see an issue with toilet paper falling out of her crotch and her piss looking like an egg yolk.

No. 813130


Thanks, anon. I can see how she rationalized starting to her sell pics and videos (aside from the horrendous egg yolk one), but that… wow. I feel bad for the friend for having to see that if it's true.

No. 813209

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No. 813216

Umm yeah maybe that has something to do with the fact that they are trying to kick you out because you don’t pay rent

No. 813222

omg, i normally just lurk but i'm losing my mind over this one
like is she really that simple or is she just trying to put on a show for facebook? because it's difficult to believe that anyone would think to themselves "oh the apartment i'm living in illegally just had the electric shut off, that's strange! better call the landlord who is actively evicting me, sounds like their job. wait why doesn't the landlord who is currently trying to force me out of the space i'm illegally inhabiting want to help me???"

just the absolute gall of it… i cannot believe a person can be that obtuse, how does one person just never realize how constantly in the wrong they are? i know the answer is heroin and untreated bpd but it's fucking astounding sometimes how little self-awareness she has.

No. 813224

you don’t have a landlord, you imbecile, you’re a squatter

No. 813251

Haha wow, I can’t believe she called the landlord. I bet they’ll get kicked out sometime this week.

No. 813252

I'm 70/30 on this. 70% Yes, tuna, you're squatting, they are going to cut your power. Also laughing at the fact she won't be able to deny reality by playing switch all day high. 30% bummed she won't be able to give us updates when her batteries all die out.

No. 813254

Yeah I’m wondering how she plans on charging her electronics. Pre-Covid she could go to a cafe or library but that isn’t an option now. She’s gonna need her phone. Sucks to suck

No. 813257

Did she seriously think they were going to stay there and not pay for anything until the 24th? She doesn't even have a doctor's note this time.

Maybe she'll make another gofundme and throw another tantrum when people don't donate.

No. 813289

Remember, she "might have" an AirBnB on the 24th. Which in Luna-world means she messaged one person and assumed it's all gonna work out. Because obviously anyone would want two lazy, entitled, delusional, and confrontational junkies to move into their place.

And IDK what she was on about paying a year up front on AirBnB. Renting from them is like paying hotel room prices. And of they got an affordable room with roomies, they'd be out on their asses again in a week - you know they'd hog the bathroom, trash the kitchen, leave needles everywhere, pass out on the couch, bring vermin in, etc.

No. 813301

I wouldn't be surprised if Tuna and Lurch just showed up at the AirBnB to beg.

No. 813304

It actually wouldn’t surprise me. Another thing that wouldn’t surprise me is the owner looking up their names and seeing the lc threads. Hopefully they will. This could be rock bottom for the 2 of them.

No. 813306

I’m sorta doubting this for a different reason- I dunno about the power per se but they won’t shut the heat down in winter as it damages pipes and all. Regardless she doesn’t have legal reason to be there so…

No. 813308

i mean, they might have turned the temp down to just above freezing maybe?

No. 813310

Yeah, they wouldn't leave it freezing in there for the pipe reason but if the the landlord can control the thermostat (some cheap places do that), they can turn it down. I wouldn't blame them either since they're squatters anyway. Still can't believe they blamed that MHA lady for that.

No. 813311

The heat might be National Grid. I have a feeling the landlord wouldn’t turn it off bc a pipe might burst.

No. 813338

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No. 813339

They're in an apartment building.. not a stand alone house. Pipes won't freeze.

No. 813340

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Seems like they got a mattress and cops kek.

No. 813342

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Now she's worried about her mentally ill mother? The same junkie who Tuna said didn't need help cause her life was over?

No. 813343

Ahahahahahahaha super polite? Just wait till the cops see all the baggies and needles.

No. 813344

Right? Who is she fucking joking? We all saw the video of she and her walking corpse "fiance" yelling at that woman for doing her job.

No. 813351

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Doubleposting but they didn't get kicked out today.

No. 813352

“When I’ve never even had a run in with the law”

She can’t be this dumb, right? The cops are there because they’re junkie squatters. Also, electricity probably got turned off because her mom moved apartments so the bill was transferred to a new apartment and the landlord took over that one.

No. 813354

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No. 813356

Its all muddled up cause of covid and the fact that they arent really squatters cause the apartment was never really abandoned

No. 813358

why does she have electricity back?

No. 813360

Most likely because the landlord intervened and it's been switched from Mama Tuna's name to his name. (temporarily, til they find a new tenant.)

No. 813362

There are rules about turning off electric in winter, I'm guessing them being squatters means nothing if the agency had to put it in their name

No. 813364

Alas, we were so close to the Dickensian climax of Luna and Lurch huddled together under a stiff Hello Kitty blankie encrusted with junkie bodily fluids, shivering uncontrollably while trying to figure out how to make a gazpacho gruel of crushed up Xannies.

No. 813379


Luna was never once shown as polite, she was screaming right back at the lady and her ugly ass pedo man called her a bitch (probably wanted to throw in the N word too but that would make him look bad on Facebook).
love how she suddenly changed the narrative to her mom being a mentally ill woman being mistreated by MHA, when she does nothing but berate and shit on her mother who let them stay there in the first place

No. 813381

> hands shaking
Yea, either from dope sickness or because she's got dope/paraphernalia in the place. She's fucked

No. 813382

Lmfaooooooooo! Is Lurch still on probation? He probably hopped out the window to leave Tuna fend for herself kek

No. 813384

Hope they change the lock on these two mfers.

No. 813386

Idk how it is in the states but where I live specifically if police see an animal living in poor conditions they alert animal services, I'm just worried bout that poor cat and hope something can at least be done since I can barely even picture them feeding it

No. 813387

Anon you’re a poet

No. 813390

Tut tut! Well spoken. Do you think she’d go the whole “please sir I want some more” to that gruel? Signs point to yes.

No. 813391

Scumbag druggies and just general useless pieces of shit always, for whatever fucking reason, have this delusional attitude that they can waddle their asses wherever, park, and stay there as long as they wish.

Yes, she is putting on a show for fagbook so she and all her the other smelly idiots she calls “friends” can cry and bitch about responsible individuals who have to deal with them on a daily basis. After she put on that show screaming at the landlord and basically forced her mother to go into hiding to get away from her and Lurch.

She will always be a POS and anyone who is dumb enough to believe she can change is in for a really bittersweet surprise when she’s still shooting up at 40 in a cardboard box in Central Park.

No. 813407

all those facebook “friends” are just trying to get milklmao. anyone with two brain cells to rub together can see that luna and easter island head are wrong in this situation no matter how luna tried to twist it

No. 813408

I am not claiming expertise but, from what I've been told secondhand, if they go quietly they'll be allowed to take the cat and what they can carry. If the cops have to physically remove them and find drugs, they get arrested and then they will take the cat to a city or county shelter. She could demonstrate a shred of decency and take the cat to a shelter so it at least has a warm place to stay but luna isnt capable of considering any ones needs but her own.

No. 813429

>my apartment
It's not yours delusional bitch.
She's throwing temper tantrums just like Trump did when he lost kek.

No. 813438

God, them getting busted would be so hilarious and the ultimate karma. Though apart of me just wants Lurch to get busted and "muh aboosive daddy" to finally put his foot down and give an ultimatum, either she lives on the streets with lurch or she drops his ass and finally gets her shit together.

No. 813443

I wish abusive daddy would so this, but if he did I bet she'd prefer to live on the streets with lurch.
Luna is a scumbag, currently, and most junkies become scumbags, but I'm under the impression this is all Lurch's fault, he practically raised her instead of her actual parents, he's the most present masculine figure in her life since she was like 14. It's disgusting.

We never see much of him, he isn't as oversharing as Luna so we don't know exactly what he thinks or say, specially to Luna, but I'm 100% sure he pushes a "us against the world" view to her, to drill into her head that without him she's fucked, that her father wants to break them apart and control her etc.
I absolutely believe Luna when she says she have shitty parents, if they weren't shitty she wouldn't be dating the ugliest drug dealer in new york since her teens. (Not that it excuses any of her shitty behavior, but it does explain)

No. 813449

> the ugliest drug dealer in new york
idk if its bc im high but, anon this is the funniest description of lurch yet im dying

No. 813451

I'm just worried about the cat tbh.

No. 813455

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More bitching from Tuna and her few remaining sycophants. Cause it's the cops fault, kek.

No. 813457

>everything went extremely badly

No. 813461

How dumb are her and Lurch? Taking pictures of a police officer who's already in your squat? They should be packing their shit up and avoiding eye contact whilst they get ready to go or else that officer might decide to have a little look through their belongings and then Luna would have a criminal record for at least possession of controlled drugs even if there isn't any heroin or crack around.

No. 813466


I don't know how NY does it, but cops in the Bay Area in CA typically tell girls to "take a walk" while they arrest the males for drugs, even if drugs are found in a cohabited house. So Lurch has a higher chance of going to jail for drugs than Tuna, which would be the opportunity Tuna needs to run back to Daddy.

No. 813471

Is there a website to lookup court records for new york?
I had one bookmarked on my old phone that showed all lurches stuff that time he was charged with whatever it was, but I can't find it now?
Wondering if they caught any charges.

No. 813473

kek. The entitlement is real.

No. 813500


Here's the site for NY State showing Lurch's 2017 arrest. Just did a search and no dice. But as the results page said, it could take a few weeks to be updated—esp. if the arrest was yesterday.


No. 813502

I’m sure they didn’t take dipshit to jail or we would have the Luna crying about how unfair and judgemental and blah blah the system is that they don’t allow her and lurch to live their dream lives or whatever. #freelurch and saying that all the drugs were moms and that mean old social worker framed them, or the cops planted them, or the landlord gave them a mattress and the drugs were in it. Whatever. We know her SM would be that if he had been taken in

No. 813505

They definitely don't do that here.

Yep. We'd know if Lurch went to jail cause Luna can't help but open her big mouth and whine.

No. 813509

well, if they arrested him for drugs, i'm not sure that luna would write about it. she's obviously trying to hide her drug habit still and she can't get sympathy from her "friends" if they're literal squatter junkies trying to overtake her poor old mother's apartment.

No. 813512

You're kind of right. She posts all the time about her drug use in junkie FB groups and would no doubt complain about it there.

No. 813515

Tuna and her statue are a PSA for why socialism is a bad idea. Somebody has to pay for sedentary lives just not them.

No. 813536

I live in NYC and can tell you that a lot of people here would be totally fine paying more in tax to house disgusting leeches like Luna and provide them with rehabilitation resources. Of course, our tax dollars aren't used efficiently, which is the real problem– not socialism.

I'd rather their crusty asses stay in taxpayer-funded housing than have them live on the trains, stinking them up so bad that I am retching on my morning commute.

No. 813554

Yeah I live in NY too and I’d rather them be forced to work and pay their own way in life or suffer the consequences like homelessness. And they need to kick them off the subways too, especially with Covid. Plus I definitely don’t want one of those government funded houses next door to me. I’d rather have the extra money and not give it to freeloaders that feel entitled to what I work hard for. Why should you pay for a lazy junkies electric? And a junkie won’t quit until they want to. Forcing them into rehab never works and is another waste of tax payer money.

No. 813560


A-Anon is this bait I see?

Regardless of politics, I think most people can agree they're plain assholes who played bitch games and got bitch prizes.

They don't deserve help and I hope the social worker got in the ear of every authority they'll meet in this saga

No. 813562

No it’s definitely not bait. I’m sorry it came off that way. I meant it as Tuna wants this so she can get a free ride. That’s why she is always talking about Bernie, Marxism, communism and socialism. So she can make us work for her. She doesn’t care about the actual people that need it, only herself and lurch.

No. 813569

By taking those services away from useless trash like Luna you'd also be punishing those those who genuinely need them. I don't see how some random junkie is a PSA against """socialism""" (btw. socialism isn't "when the government does stuff" and Bernie definitely isn't a socialist but I digress).

No. 813572

What services are they getting? They are too lazy to seek services. Luna didn’t want the social workers help because she had just woken up. Who turned their electric back on? Probably the landlord because he had to and now he’s paying out of his pocket or maybe it’s mha that is paying. Either way somebody in the public are paying twice for people that won’t help themselves. And seeing how these 2 live makes people suspicious about the people that do need the services. Btw, Bernie calls himself a socialist right out of his own mouth.

No. 813573

They're getting covid unemployment despite not working in years. They're also on food stamps.

No. 813578

And all while getting hand outs from Papa Tuna. There’s no way she’s not eating more than she needs to, you don’t get that fat just by just sitting around, she’s stuffing her face no matter how hard she tries to convince people she ~hardly eats uwu~

No. 813579

Meanwhile millions of people who did need it didn’t get it. I hate this system.

It’s crazy how she managed to just not work for years. Same with lurch. Like I wonder had he not met tuna would it have been some other poor soul or would he have just slummed it with roger. Does anyone remember why they left that original apartment with roger after he died? Was the lease up or did they get evicted cause I don’t remember.

No. 813582

They got evicted and locks were changed.

No. 813583

Kek. None of this would've happened if she just sucked up her pride and settled for a grimey apartment or lived with her dad.
I mean, Lurch deals and had Roger who either co-signed or already had the apartment in his name (forgot which). It still baffles me she really thought she could squat in a place that's not even in her name, or have her dad pay/co-sign for an apartment despite her not having any renter's history, income, credit, etc. and everything'll be alright. Now she has to choose between freezing to death on the streets or dumping litch king lurch.

No. 813585

What >>813582 said. They bought themselves some time from getting evicted with a doctor's note from Roger's doctor/nurse when he went tot he hospice. Tuna thought they were going to stay there forever thanks to that note and before Roger was even dead, she had taken over his bed and decorated it. It didn't buy them much time though cause locks ended up being changed. I assume the same thing is going to happen with the place they're in too and that's why they don't want to go outside of it.

I doubt they even have renter's insurance. Unless they had it in cash right there in front of the landlord, why would a landlord believe two people who decided to squat and not pay during the two years, would actually be able to pay them? And if they truly had an untouchable $10k, they'd be in a hotel. I don't believe that they actually have that much.

No. 813586

Based police officers. I love seeing scrotes cry about how women have it easy when it comes to the law. One of the only areas we “have it easy” in. You know men are always the reason women get into that kind of situation too

No. 813588

also landlords google their tenants too, it's not just potential employers. all the landlord has to do is google luna's name and bam, all the evidence you could ever need to refuse someone.

No. 813593

I’m so confused as to why the coppas haven’t kicked them out and got their electricity back? Like they’re not paying rent, why aren’t they forced to leave?

No. 813596

thats not how that works anon

No. 813603

The eviction moratorium was extended in NYC i thought? They probably can't physically remove them yet

No. 813604

They aren't legal residents, though.

No. 813607

I actually don't think that actually matters with the moratorium tbh? They still can't just throw people with nowhere to go out on the street. They must know this which is why they haven't bothered packing anything up

No. 813612

They would have to provide a hardship declaration for that to prevent an eviction. If the landlord thinks they're a danger to the other tenants, they can also be evicted.

No. 813613

No. People can still be evicted for non-rent related reasons, the courts are still seeing eviction cases. There are plenty of homeless on the street in NYC that aren't in random properties they have no right to stay in.

The police have no reason to. They don't remove people until there's a court order to have them removed. That's why squatters are such a problem in NYC. There's nothing to legally say they cannot stay there yet, which sounds stupid but it's the way the law works.

No. 813614

samefagging - Luna/Lurch dont have squatters rights, but they do have some sort of tenancy rights.

The laws in NY say that if you've lived somewhere more than 30 days, then you are considered a tenant in some regard, even if you're not on the agreement. That is why the police won't throw them out without an official eviction notice from the courts.

Not from NY so if another anon wants to clarify/correct go ahead.

No. 813618

just a question that i have after skimming the recent pages on the luna thread over on kf.

does she still have grandparents around? she always cries about her epic badass nazi killer feminist grandma who was a black panther and marched with mlk and blah blah blah but i don't remember any other grandparents mentioned.

also, didn't she have a house gifted to her by her grandma? if it got taken from her for not paying the taxes on it, I can see why she's having trouble getting a landlord to rent to her.

No. 813621

That makes sense. I thought they must have some kind of rights in this that they're banking on. They don't seem all that scared of being thrown out any day now

No. 813624

at least one grandpa is still alive, she mentioned him buying her stuff a month ago >>805421, honestly Luna talks about dead people more than she does living. If someone's alive and not buying her shit, or part of a sob-story she can use for donations (like her fathers house fire a while ago), she won't mention it.

No. 813626

I assume they're just waiting until they're physically kicked out to keep from spending their pretend $10k. I bet it's just some bullshit that Lurch told her just like he told "Tessa" that he had an inheritance.

No. 813635

Saging cause newfag sorry guys,,

Iv been binging these threads for the past few months and it has been a wild ride. Thank you for the milky new year gyrating ass vid anon. I have 1 question tho that no amount of stalking these threads has been able to answer for me n i wont be able to sleep till i know. Why do u guys call matthew lurch? Is it because of his awkward stabbing motions he makes when he trys to fuck luna with his flacid penis like in that last leaked sw video.

No. 813637

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Lurch is a character from The Addams Family, sort of a tall Frankenstein's Monster kinda guy

No. 813639

I imagine her dad would be the one to cover any of the cost, including things like renter's insurance. Tinfoil, she was probably betting he'd put it in his name but, put his foot down when he found out she was looking for apartments outside of his price range/didn't want to settle for the cheaper options because I seriously doubt these two knuckleheads have any savings/money aside from whatever Lurch gets from dealing.

No. 813690

This might help non american posters, kicking out a squatter is very difficult here. Only because then it becomes a legal case and then you're in the court system and cannot remove them untill the case is completed. They can and have sued landlords for having them removed before a court case is completed. The pandemic has only made this a more congested issue.
Before it is asked, no cop will do anything until courts order them to. The squatters can and will sue them for removal, false detainment, possible assult, etc.
NOW onto this particular case. If the apartment complex is apart of a government section 8 program, then removing them would be not so difficult. It is legally stated anyone not on the lease is to be removed. (It would just take them following up with proving they are physically there, non compliant, and not a part of the section 8 system). But if it is a privately owned building that happens to accept section 8 renters, that will mean Tuna and Lurch are there untill the courts have them thrown out. (Could take months and sometimes even a year or 2).
Sorry for the sperging, but it might help with confusion.

No. 813714

That makes a lot more sense now (non American here). regardless it would be surprising if they didn’t get officially kicked out/arrested soon since the authorities and landlord are bound to find the drugs: paraphernalia in there, it does appear to be just housing for section 8 plus lurch is a felon and no one is going to fall for another go-fund me scam from these two, most people following Tunas antics at this point know they’ve lied, manipulated, fucked off so many people and that they aren’t the innocent victims in this situation especially, even if you didn’t know anything about them you’d see straight through the bullshit story they are trying to spin right now

No. 813722

Found this, idk how up to date it is, but I hope they get their dumbasses arrested.

No. 813777

luna and lurch were there illegally the whole time, since it's section 8. i think you need a special privilege to inhabit there. i hope MHA puts a new person in there so luna and lurch are forced out

No. 813785

Oh I’m sure they would love to move a new renter in except for one thing- they would have to have time to clean that place so we will see them evicted long before a new tenant is allowed there, and you can bet on lurch and Luna fucking the place up some more now that they are “uwu so rude to us” and “omg we are persecuted for no reason!” . I’d be really surprised they don’t tear out the walls and leave 95 juice bottles of piss spilled everywhere to try “sticking it to the hater social services and mean ol landlord”.
They really are fucking cockroaches

No. 813790

thanks for the information anon, I didnt realise there was a difference between how Section 8 and private landlords can evict problem tenants.
>It would just take them following up with proving they are physically there, non compliant, and not a part of the section 8 system
could that be why the police were called and asked for their IDs?

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No. 813807

I’ll take “shit that never happened” for a hundred Alec… sure they stomped all over your air mattress.

No. 813809

fucking finally

No. 813810

You didn't have any furniture. What is it with this bitch claiming things that don't belong to her? Oh wait, taking shit that doesn't belong to her is her thing, nevermind. Maybe they should use some of that 10k to buy a new one since they decided to brag about it and post it online. Anyone who sends them shit is retarded.

Anyone want to bet that she's going to make another gofundme since she needs to raise money?

No. 813811

How about just getting and keeping stable, legal jobs so you can just rent your own place like a normal member of society.
DEADASS never seen anyone work so hard to be a lazy bum.

No. 813814

lol can't wait for these brain-fried drug addicts to finally get karmic justice. From what Lurch was saying in the recording the other day, Luna sperging about the property damage, and this shit, it sounds like they think they can somehow fight this.

These dumb fucks are in for a rude awakening if they think they're legally in the right, or if they're even in a position where they can delay the eviction notice a year in court. A lot of the tactics scumbag tenants use to delay the courts decision won't be possible for them.

No. 813831

You're not going to litigate your way outta eviction, looney.

No. 813836

I’m confused, is she going to have to fight charges for this or is she fighting to stay in the apartment via court?

No. 813837

Who knows. But she would definitely have to prove covid hardship if she doesn't want to get evicted.

No. 813854

That is EXACTLY why the cops were called. You think Tuna was their first junkie squatter?

No. 813860

She's got court costs to fight the eviction. She wants to say the cops destroyed her property.

No. 813871

they're dumb to try to fight this. They have a lot more to lose than a place to crash. First off it may just make the police more likely to come up with a reason search them and bust them for drug charges. Second if they do get busted even for a personal amount or the possibility they're gonna end up in jail and even if they can find some opiates in jail there's inevitably going to be some violent dope sickness with no comfort meds involved. They've both been addicted long enough I wouldn't want to be dope sick with their tolerances for even a few hrs. This has to be nothing more than their latest money making scheme

No. 813872

Cops came to put the paper on the door!! Lurch was like put the paper on the door so I know it’s real. And they did.

I am honestly cackling that this gruesome twosome is actually finally going to get their comeuppance. Also can’t believe they think they have a leg to stand on in court when they know they’ve been illegally squatting. Just mind blowing.

Also sure that the cops didn’t stamp on their air mattress. Why would they even?
She’s just trying to hustle money out of the sob story. She’d have pics if it happened.
The mattress is just deflating from her Haiti thighs weighing it down.

No. 813874

>>813872 post caps

No. 813882

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guess she still has pumpkin somehow

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No. 813889

I’m not that anon but post caps of what exactly? Maybe you didn’t understand that anon in some way because she said nothing to post caps about. It’s still pretty good speculation considering the circumstances.

No. 813896

Oh man, I'm cackling. Just when I think these two can't get any dumber they do shit like this. I really hope this snowball effects into her and lurch finally getting booted and slapped with possession charges. She's been given more than enough time to leave but instead chooses to waste her time with this stupid asf get rich quick scheme.

No. 813901

Way back in the day she complained that her mom took her inherence money that her grandmother supposedly gave her.
She also once begged for funds on go fund me or some shit to have a second memorial for her already dead-for-a-few-good-years grandmother because “there were so close uwu~ “ and more Facebook idiots gave her some money.

That other anon that said she talks more about dead people than living is right. She does it for money. She did it with he dead ex Tai and Roger even when all accounts point to her taking advantage of them when living. She’ll do it to her own mother one day watch. Real scumbag shit.

No. 813902

God the milk was so fresh in the old threads. Her cotton eye’d joe knee will not be a fucking classic.

No. 813921

She straight up never mentioned Roger until he was right about to die, then it was all "uwu he's the father I never had"

No. 813922

She busted her knee falling down some stairs while dancing, I just know her dancing is atrocious.

No. 813930

No one is gonna want to put their foot on their dusty fucking mattress haunted with the ghosts of bedbugs past and present

No. 813933


yea with some claim like this ya gotta bring more than that. Unless you are referring to the vid with the social services lady where they were talking about the paper on the door.

No. 813938

If the anon that made the "they posted a notice on her door" would supply caps of where they got that info, that would be appreciated.
From what I can hazard to guess, eviction started when Mama Tuna went to rehab. So if they gave legal notice to have MT removed, this would be a legal all clear of residents. The notice on the door would be a you have a maximum of __ days to vacate or be removed. So pandemic protocols have no bearing. This is only if the anons post is true.

Here we are though, she still hasn't gotten a job. Even with McDonald's that only asks that you send a selfie to get a job there. Not even mentioning her alleged airbnb. So she's escaping into her drug den and hoping this all bows over magically. All while Lurch is..???

No. 813939


>when she does nothing but berate and shit on her mother who let them stay there in the first place

I don't feel bad about her mom at all, she's the one who introduced Lurch to Luna, she's the one that normalized drug use in front of her child and she's the one who teached her stealing is a-ok. Like the old adage says: play stupid games, win stupid prices.


>Scumbag druggies and just general useless pieces of shit always

And that's why Luna ended up the way she did. Her parents were scumbag druggies and, like >>813443 said, that's how Lurch was able to swoop on in.

>I absolutely believe Luna when she says she have shitty parents, if they weren't shitty she wouldn't be dating the ugliest drug dealer in new york since her teens.

I don't think it excuses any of her shitty behaviour either, but I wonder why so many anons here and Kiwi Farmers alike seem to give her mother a pass. Honestly, this whole family is fucked - the grandmother who gave her all that money's probably in her grave thinking she should've just donated it to charity.

No. 813940

Because she isn't the first child to have addicts for parents. She's an adult that acts like looking out a window is uwu traumatic. She needs to drink from a glass of grow the fuck up and get over yourself, not Lurch's piss.

No. 813946

because her mom being a shitty parent in the past doesn't mean she deserves to suffer the rest of her life if she's trying to stay clean and better herself.

No. 813950

>I don't think it excuses any of her shitty behaviour either, but I wonder why so many anons here and Kiwi Farmers alike seem to give her mother a pass
Farmers have an absolute retarded tendency to cream their panties over whoever opposes the cow at the moment, especially if they can be perceived as a victim. All to dunk on the cow more. See qUeEn Lucidia, sIlVeR fOx Hansen, SuCcEsFuL yOuTuBeR Shane Dawson and of course DoRiAn'S lOvElY gF. Then they act all surprise Pikachu when it turns out that the other person was scum as well. Everyone is ignoring that Luna's mom was horrible to shit on Luna more.
They 100% deserve each other.

No. 813956


Lazy bitch doesn't even have to do that. Her and Lurch can just go online and fill out applications for free government assistance and get their OWN food stamps and housing instead of mooching off her mom's government assistance. As a life-long addict, I'm really surprised Lurch hasn't taught Tuna a damn thing about hustling and making the most of their low-income status. Most addicts are resourceful in the sense that they quickly figure out how to get by on nothing so more money can go towards drugs, since they know no one else is going to give them money to support their habit. It's annoying to see these kids that don't even know how to be a damn drug addict and expect to get drug money from e-begging "donations". She can just go sit on a corner in NYC and panhandle. A female panhandling in any major city can easily make $60-$100/hr, especially when it's cold out. How can anyone be so terrible at being a drug addict?!!

No. 813958


Jails give "kick packs" to help people with opiate withdrawals. It doesn't help as much as buprenorphine or methadone or even gabapentin, but it's better than nothing. Also addicts with no former arrests like Tuna will just get sent to a rehab program and probation for a simple possession charge, with a judge advising her that she'll be sent to jail only if she doesn't follow through with treatment.

Luna doesn't even have to go through withdrawals. Months ago I had talked to her about getting on a methadone clinic which is fully covered by Medicaid and will even help getting her a medical weed card. No withdrawals at all and it even gets rid of cravings and can even get you high all day if you raise your dose enough. I can't remember the dumb excuse she gave me, but it was basically just her saying, "No… but can you buy some art to help me out financially?"

No. 813959


BTW, drugs and especially opiates are EXTREMELY easy to get in jail and prison, like even easier than copping on the street. They just cost double or triple what you'll pay on the street. Tuna has no money but all she'd have to do is ask Daddy to put money on her books for "food" or to order her shit from commissary and then trade it for opiates.

No. 813961


I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I'm positive she won't get evicted and will leave on her own. Anyone who lives in an urban city knows how long evictions take. Even though she wasn't supposed to be there, she's been there long enough and has possessions there that she's considered a tenant in the eyes of the law. Even if you have a roommate that isn't on the lease and doesn't pay rent or any bills, you still can't just kick them out if they have any personal items there, which serves as prove they live there. The cops will just come and let the person back in. As much as Tuna and Lurch deserve to get kicked out, it won't happen anytime in the near future. Even if all the documents are filed by building management, she'll probably leave on her own within a few months before it even goes to court.

No. 813962

They are in NY so anybody hoping jail is in their future should give that up. Heroin is in small amounts is small beans right now and they are literally releasing pedo’s and murderers because of the bail laws and covid. Even if they found some they would just get an appearance ticket and sent home. That is as long as lurch isn’t on some type of community release from his past drug charge. Then he may do a couple of days.

No. 813963


Tuna's mom didn't get evicted. Being relocated by your CARE team because your shitty kid tried to hijack your home isn't eviction.

No. 813964


Exactly. Once you're 18, you have absolutely no excuse for blaming Mommy and Daddy and your childhood for the state of your life. Go to therapy, get on meds, fix your life. There's the people with shitty childhoods that work on self-improvement and moving on from the past and the people that use their "childhood trauma" as an excuse for why it's okay to spiral while blaming everybody but themselves. Tuna is the latter and therefore gets no sympathy from me.

No. 813965


This is 100% true. Everyone needs to accept that Luna and Lurch aren't going to jail and aren't getting evicted, even though we can all agree they deserve it. And you're exactly right, Lurch would be in and out within 2-3 days for a possession charge, unless he's on probation or had a warrant out (which he clearly doesn't since the cops didn't take him to jail when they were in their apartment and ID'd them).

No. 813966

She got evicted from her last place. The landlord dumped all their shit outside. It's hard to force people to leave but it's not impossible, and Luna will not leave by herself. What she learnt from last time is that she shouldn't ever leave the property because then they can kick her out, I honestly cannot imagine them leaving willingly. This is section 8 housing, this will not be the first time they've dealt with someone like Luna.

You're right about her being a legal tenant in the eyes of the courts and it WILL take months, but there's no way Luna's leaving by herself. She has nowhere to go and the longer she stays there, the more sympathy she can get online. Luna is STAGGERINGLY lazy, I see her sitting on that air bed for the next 3 months playing animal crossing and wondering why the world is fucking her over.

>anybody hoping jail is in their future should give that up
this though. Lurch was caught dealing heroin not that long ago (2017?) and he was just put on probation after like 6 months of going thru the legal system. If every junkie in NY got put in jail their jails would be overflowing lmfao.

No. 813967

> Months ago I had talked to her about getting on a methadone clinic which is fully covered by Medicaid and will even help getting her a medical weed card. No withdrawals at all and it even gets rid of cravings and can even get you high all day if you raise your dose enough. I can't remember the dumb excuse she gave me, but it was basically just her saying, "No… but can you buy some art to help me out financially?"
samefagging but this is what I mean by Luna being staggeringly lazy. Someone literally told her how to get free weed and methadone and she was like "ehh can you just send me money instead?"

No. 813978

nobody is getting evicted. like previous anon said, her mom is getting relocated and luna and lurch forced to leave because they don't ever lived there. luna keeps using the word "evicted" to make sound more understandable her situation.

no one had to put a notice on the door because, her mom likely talked to MHA about her tuna problem and the mom was OK being relocated, she knew about it already. maybe she didn't tell tuna this, so tuna and lurch were surprised, but the truth is it was probably an agreement between tuna mom and the MHA. mom is not getting evicted, tuna isn't getting "evicted" so she doesn't have the same rights like "you have to put note on the door before you kick us out."

ugh i hope her mom will be doing better once she escapes the tuna curse. what a mess truly

No. 813984

Like another anon said, she needs to drink a glass of grow the fuck up. She's had a lot of help and squandered each one to be a moocher because as she said, "It works". People feel sympathy for her mother because of the amount of salty bullshit that came out of her mouth about her mother and in front of her during the encounter with the MHA. Get over it.

Exactly, a lot of kids grow up with traumatic childhoods. Is how they choose their future that matters. Therapy exists for a reason. A lot of people end up pretty okay because they had to be, but Tuna chose this. She left a rehab cause her friends had left and the food was bad, like wtf kind of excuse is that? The bitch also stole pillows and a blanket from an old man with bedsores while he was dying. Tuna's parents can be blamed for the drug use and Lurch, but can't be blamed for Tuna's selfishness.

>This is section 8 housing
It's why Tuna would be kicked out. The MHA has made it clear that they don't want her there especially after the shit they said and are actively trying to get her out. The only way they'll be going to jail though is if they try to physically fight the cops next time they're there. Lurch talks a lot of shit (kek like his navy seals copypasta rant when he got caught with tessa), but he's too cowardly for that.

In the recorded argument, the woman said that they tried to help Tuna but Tuna didn't want to talk to her cause she had just woken up. I assume they've spoken before so in some way they did know. Tuna was also talking about looking for an apartment within a specific time frame.

No. 814001

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>her mom is getting relocated and luna and lurch forced to leave because they don't ever lived there
This has been repeated multiple times in the thread and someone linked the page I ss'd this from, but I'll post it again.

No. 814003

okay but have you considered that without tuna mama we would not have tuna? Sorry that not everybody is crawling up the ass of a junkie who allowed a creep to groom her daughter. I do hope she will get her life in order though.

No. 814012

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Really seems concerned about her living situation. Also, what the fuck is going on with her mouth?

No. 814016

she doesn't drink water and she's a dry crusty bitch, what do you think anon?

No. 814018

>okay but have you considered that without tuna mama we would not have tuna?

What does that have to do with anything? Should we go thanking every cow's mom for fucking up their kid? We can start with Mariah's mom, then. And she will get her life together now that her daughter and her leech isn't with her.

Hope they change the locks now that she left the house.

No. 814023

Sure tunas mom is a scumbag bag for allowing lurch to get near her daughter, but why are people glossing over the multiple drug blogs she had back in the day idolizing drug use and talking about how she actively wants to be an addict and how she begged lurch to shoot her up for the first time? How many other kids of druggie parents had a bad childhood but didn’t idolize their parents drug use? Why does Luna having a shit start to life totally absolve her of the fact that she’s a shit stain of a human by other means
- grave robbing and general gritting/stealing
- that time her and lurch sold drugs they knew were laced
- stealing blankets/food/pain drugs from a dying man that a friend had dropped off for him
- neglecting her cats
- not accepting help to get better that her mom and dad tried to give her to correct their wrongs. Removed when she left outpatient cause the pizza/food sucked.

No. 814024

>What does that have to do with anything? Should we go thanking every cow's mom for fucking up their kid?
If she wasn't a shit mother, she would't end up with Lurch and Tuna overtaking her abode. I don't see why I should pity her and act like she'a poor victim of mean bad Luna. If you wanna say "ruining Luna's childhood doesn't mean she should suffer forever"… oh well. Shouldn't have let Luna and Lurch in. She made her choices as much as Luna did.
Sometimes both sides are shit.

No. 814025

>Why does Luna having a shit start to life totally absolve her of the fact that she’s a shit stain of a human by other means
Literally nobody is denying that Luna is horrible. Her mother is constantly woobiefied though.

No. 814027

I mean one thing that everyone agrees on is that Luna is a leech. To that degree I can feel bad for her mom. Did she reap what she sowed in a way sure, but as far as I can tell she and Luna’s dad have been trying to get their lives on track and I’m not gonna fault them for trying to shelter their daughter even if they realize it’s enabling her. I imagine most parents do have a hard time cutting their addict child off. Especially is they know what it’s like. However I can’t defend or wrap my head around why she’d let lurch stay too knowing he started both their addictions

No. 814028

>why are people glossing over the multiple drug blogs she had back in the day idolizing drug use and talking about how she actively wants to be an addict and how she begged lurch to shoot her up for the first time?
you forgot that mama also got Luna into the junkie idols that she worships to this day. I would cautiously say that therefore mama may also be at least a bit responsible for Luna's glorification of drugs. She was actual living junkie pushing Nirvana and Alice In Chains on her daughter, how is it surprising Luna obsesses over all this shit and thinks that drugs are cool? I mean I guess she could have rebelled, but sadly shit didn't go this way since she saw how 'cool' drugs are

No. 814030

Tuna's mom deserves to be treated like shit by her daughter. You reap what you sow kek.

No. 814031

came from a trashy, addicted family. junkies love to talk about going way back and talking about how they're family and this and that. lurch has provided luna's mom with so many drugs that i bet she feels obligated to help him out, no matter how toxic of a relationship he's in with her daughter.

plus, he's clearly an impulsive liar with delusions of grandeur. oh, he's a psych major, he had huge houses, he has a huge inheritance, he can treat anyone he wants with items of luxury. i'm sure both female Slaters fall for his shit. Luna's dad seems to see right through it, which is why lurch isn't allowed at his apartment.

No. 814033

Luna and Lurch are using their white privilege to the max. Let's face it, if they were POC they would've been handcuffed by now, or worse.
Also I'm surprised Luna doesn't show off her xans in this time of horrible things done by mean people acab, because she needed a shit ton just to do nothing.(no1curr)

No. 814036

>Luna's dad seems to see right through it, which is why lurch isn't allowed at his apartment.
They talk like buddies with each other though, so sadly Tuna Dad seems fine with Lurch as long as he doesn't live in his house. Or he doesn't want to further alienate Luna by waging war with the love of her life

No. 814038

>reddit spacing
>"play stupid games, win stupid prices."
oh fuck off retard

No. 814039

inserts current issue blm shit into this thread. plenty of cows are known criminals and don't get arrested. it is not because they are white. a white junkie is not desired any more than a black junkie. also kek using the term p o c erasing the racial identities of every non white group by mashing them into one

No. 814054

What proof do we have of that though? Luna loves to lie and exaggerate? Either way personal accountability needs to kick in for Luna. I love nirvana too but I haven’t shot it heroin yet lol

No. 814081

it's where they live, not the color of their skin. NYC cops don't have the time or the money to arrest every junkie they see, they focus on violence and serious dealers.

No. 814128

But maybe if you grew up seeing your mother doing it as long as you can remember, like if it was normal, you would.
Nobody is saying that because Luna's mother is also a shitty druggie that Luna isn't. They are both shitty junkies. One thing does not exclude or excuse the other.
Yeah, a lot of kids of junkies grow up fine, but a lot don't. I don't understand why anons refuse to accept that a fucked up childhood often makes a fucked up person. Nobody says that as a way to excuse the cow's behavior.

No. 814133

Can someone please explain what cotton eyed joe knee means and why you call it that

No. 814135

No. Lurk more.

No. 814148

what proof do we have on anything beyond Luna's words? Some things there is no other proof on. Feel free to disbelieve, but I don't see a reason why beyond wanting to absolve her mother of another fuckup. Luna used to adore her mom and used to show off a collection of tapes. I find it much more believable that they once belonged to Luna Mama than that Luna hunted them instead of cds. Not to mention Luna's mom was the right age to experience the grunge craze.

No. 814157

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I briefly lurked out of curiosity and I was expecting a deformed knee, but it seems (I could be wrong) to be some sort of dance. I guess she fell while dancing and she used that as a lame excuse to justify being lazy and to beg for spare change… so she hasn't changed very much.

No. 814160

She was at a cotton Eye Joe concert and fell over the bleachers lmfao

No. 814161

interesting how when he was alive ol' Roger was just "matthew's father", no mention of how "uwu he's more of a dad to me than my real dad" no "i love him so much i will be so devastated bc he's such an important person to me"

just…begging for more cash that will inevitably be turned into dope by the day's end

No. 814170

I will never understand why the corners of her mouth are always so brown and crusty. Does she use some kind of oral tobacco product or something?

No. 814173

She doesn't bathe but once a month when her dad lets her in.

No. 814177

It's either cold sores/herpes simplex sores that she only really gets in the corners of her mouth, or it could be angular cheilitis, a fungal infection. Neither would surprise me for Tuna.

No. 814194

Can't find more now, sorry. >>522132

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No. 814205


A lot of people grew up with addict parents and listened to early and mid-90s grunge without getting strung out on heroin. Listening to music written by addicts doesn't mean the listener is encouraged to be an addict. In fact, most music written by heroin addicts also includes songs about how shitty addiction is. This is a personal choice Tuna made. Unless her mother was forcing her to get high, it's no one's fault by Tuna. She's also a grown ass, dehydrated woman now, not a little girl. There are no more excuses at this point.

No. 814206


No. 814208

Because of her BPD, she IS a "little girl" still, she has the emotional functioning of a young teen. And she admitted herself that she glamorized heroin, that she used to watch vids of people shooting up because she thought it was cool, she loved movies about heroin, she was into heroin before it ever got into her and she spent her entire young adulthood building a personality solely around her drug use, she never had a chance to get away because as soon as she almost started her life, her creepy pedo BF faked a suicide attempt to get her to drop out of school. Shes done nothing but heroin since she was 18, she has no adult experiences like renting a space or learning to cook/clean or living with roommates or getting to class/work on time, its her fault in the end but functionally she might as well be a child.

No. 814209

She's a grown ass woman. This is getting pathetic.

No. 814210

well, her fucked up family life certainely helped her. some people reject life led by their parents, others sadly follow in their footsteps. I don't see why it's so hard to admit that Luna's family/childhood contributed to the monster that she became. Doesn't mean she is justified in fucking herself and everyone over, but she IS a sum of everything that ever happened to her AND her own shitty decisions.
Also as >>814128 wrote, junkie music surely must sound different when you are growing up in a house in which heroin/getting high is your parents' religion. Lol
You will not change my mind on all of this.

No. 814222

>I don't see why it's so hard to admit that Luna's family/childhood contributed to the monster
No one is even saying that. Anons are saying that other people have the same sob story and that Luna needs to grow the hell up because she isn't a child that can blame her parents forever. Onion does that and he's fucking 35 years old. When does the "my parents made me this way" excuse expire? When should she start acting like an adult? When she's 40? No one gives a single shit about changing your mind, anon. Like you, everyone is entitled to an opinion. Luna's a lazy, entitled bitch that can't blame her parents forever for her life being shit.

No. 814223

If someone grows up watching their parents go through the cycles of addiction and all the drama and pain that comes with it and still chooses to glamorize the lifestyle they know first hand is shit, thats entirely on them. It's not like she had no idea it would be like this.

No. 814225

>Luna needs to grow the hell up because she isn't a child that can blame her parents forever
this I agree with, though it's irrelevant. I feel she will never get over herself because it requires work and isn't instantly gratifying. Plus she's codependent on Lurch.
>No one gives a single shit about changing your mind, anon.
Oh I know, that was my way of stating that
>Everyone is entitled to an opinion.
Maybe I misunderstood what anons meant because it felt to me that people ITT are denying the basic psychology fact that childhood tremendously affects people. There is a reason why therapy focuses on it so much.

No. 814237

Here I thought Lurch didn't have an ID because that's the only reason the two junkies in love couldn't get married. At least now they'll be homeless together.

Isn't Lurch still on probation or something for that?

No. 814251

Tinfoil, but I reckon the real reason they haven't gotten married yet is that if they do she'll no longer be her daddy's dependent and she'll start having to pay big girl taxes and insurance

Well that and Lurch gets the milk for free, so why buy the cow

No. 814284

taxes in NY are income-based, as is healthcare. If she has no income she wont have to pay either

No. 814304


He only got brought up on the lighter charge (simple narcotics possession in the Bronx) and got off with community service but kept missing the completion date for said service and continued to get extensions.

Don't recall any further posts on here or Kiwi Farms re: his so-called legal troubles beyond what I just mentioned. And you KNOW Tuna wouldn't be able to shut up about them if he had further obligations. Hell, she's the type to turn probation—or even outstanding community service for that matter—into a reason everyone owes her emergency $$$.

No. 814329

Wait this is so funny I’m fuckin ded

No. 814330

Anon please sage and don’t use emojis you’re going to get b&

No. 814356

also we live in 2021, who the fuck doesn’t know how bad heroin is? i was being shown videos about the damages of drugs in 7th grade. everyone has gone through DARE. Luna has had the same amount of knowledge of any of us, if not more since she saw first hand what addiction does to a person. she chose heroin because she’s a fucking moron. the fact she had to get Lurch to shoot her up shows her parents at the very very least didn’t give her any opportunity to do the same drugs as them.

No. 814358

>she chose heroin because she's a fucking moron
This, and that's not even the full picture. She chose to become a heroin addict because she thought it'd be "aesthetic" to live the sensationalized life of heroin addicts as portrayed by popular media. She wanted to have her "aesthetic" and she got what she wanted, but now wants to complain about all of the problems she faces in life as a result of her choice, as if she didn't choose it.

No. 814387

No one chooses to be a fucked up junkie for aesthetic. No sane, well adjusted person would just see some pics and listen to music and go "hmmm, ruining my life doing heroin might look supa cool!". That's why her family troubles are being taken into consideration. Nobody exists in a vacuum, not being influenced and influencing others.
Just because you don't like someone it doesn't mean they are 100% a monster who turned out shitty just because they are rotten since they were born. Some of you seriously sound like teenagers

No. 814390

Are you new? She literally said it's her medicine and so she could be a better artist.

No. 814391

She has said multiple times over the years that she wants to be like this. You must be new. No need to defend addicts, we are talking about LUNA, not everyone else in the world.

No. 814395

nta but it seems to me that op is well aware and means that no well-adjusted person from a sane family would decide to be a junkie just for the aesthetic. If Luna apparently decided to do heroin because art and aesthetics, she clearly was fucked in the head before shooting up for the first time.

No. 814412

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Via KF, Lurch is back on FB kek

No. 814417

You must be new as fuck. Read the first few threads if you're going to be blaming us for something Luna said many times before.

He's gonna be on the hunt for more succulent breasts. I wonder if we're gonna get a new sperg rant when he gets caught again.

No. 814423

Wow, this time he is actually paying attention to Luna. I guess he is desperate for help from her dad's side.
I'm looking forward to him being retarded on FB. I genuinely love his bizzare writing style.

No. 814429


A lot of idiots do things for the aesthetic. In the mid 90s/early 2000s, we called people like Luna posers, where she's obviously trying her hardest to fit into a scene because she thought it's cool. She honestly probably doesn't think heroin addiction is so great anymore, but she's still stuck on this lifestyle because she doesn't know who else she is without this aesthetic. Some people get caught up on the title of junkie and are afraid that they won't get attention, sympathy, and money without the title. Especially when this has been her "Hilaria/Hillary"-esque grift for all these years and her entire personality.

A lot of people from urban areas in the 80s and early 90s witnessed their parents as heroin or crack addicts. Some followed their parents into addiction and some didn't, but once you hit 18, it's your choice to keep going with addiction or get help. Considering I've personally offered Luna assistance to get clean for free and she's turned it down and just asked for money instead, is proof that this is her choice. Not even Lurch's choice, because she could easily leave him. If you continuously create your own problems, don't cry to anyone about your situation. There's enough mental health resources that are easily accessible to her that she chooses to ignore.

No. 814433


Most people feel like kids even into late adulthood. I've heard plenty of middle aged and senior people saying they still feel like they're 16 on the inside. We're all scared, insecure, little kids deep inside. But adults know life doesn't stop no matter how we feel.

She isn't even willing to be work hard at being a good addict, damn. She doesn't know how to shoot herself up, probably has never even muscled a shot, probably relies on Lurch to go to the needle exchange and get dope, doesn't know how to hustle and solely e-begs… she is the most codependent drain I've ever seen for an addict. If she didn't have a hole for Lurch to fuck and didn't have family to sponge off of, I don't even think Lurch would be with her. It's tiring to carry someone else's addiction on top of your own.

No. 814435


Clearly Lurch is a real addict and Luna is an addict for the aesthetic. I also think she's created a lot of her mental health issues and amplified relatively minor problems with the regular highs and lows of heroin addiction. I wouldn't put it past her to claim BPD just to give her an excuse to be more of a POS.

No. 814438

>If she didn't have a hole for Lurch to fuck and didn't have family to sponge off of, I don't even think Lurch would be with her.

I’m honestly inclined to believe he would, there’s absolutely no way he could bag someone that’s as young/okay looking as Luna, being so furiously hideous as he is while also being fucken 300 years old

No. 814441

Aesthetic aside, tuna is now a real addict. She has been using for far too long not to be.
This is a very sad story, although not for the same reason as Luna would like us to believe. She is a victim of herself. But I can say that watching her “life” unfold has probably helped keep at least a few anon addicts clean.

No. 814452

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No. 814454

I followed her music tumblr back in the day and yeah, Luna was always posting pictures or poems glamorizing drug abuse and would say that she wanted to be an addict. And an addict she is, now.

No. 814465

Told y’all this shit will never not be a fucking classic. Kek between that and the big areolas and that photo of lurch staring wilding at that dog. Never change tuna. Never change.

No. 814466

I wouldn’t say she hasn’t done anything. She went to Pratt and dropped out because of the dumbest reason I can’t remember (it’s in the old threads I think it had something to do with wanting to smoke and not wanting roommates in her dorm) she’s always wanted to be coddled and at some point you can’t continue to use shitty childhood well into your adulthood.

No. 814468

Lmao this person has to be new. Did newfags forget about the multiple drug blogs she had on tumblr before she even started doing heroin regularly. Her mistakes are her own at this point.

No. 814474

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I was just looking at the first thread yesterday and I’m probably the last one to find out the areola thing is in her “poems” also.
Sage for ancient milk.

No. 814475

Uugghh. I haven’t read any of her old “poetry” in a few years and it’s even grosser now. >>ur age feels so good is vomit inducing. And if glitter stays on you for days Lurch then shower more often you pig.

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This is fucking nastier than the actual footage of him limp-dick humping her mangled body

No. 814485

she gave the lamest excuses for dropping out, but it was clearly all about lurch

No. 814486

If it wasn't so funny, I'd put it on the same level of nasty as her drinking her own pee.

No. 814488

>>814474 Good lord, I completely forgot about this absolute work of art.

If this was the kind of writing that got her into the Pratt institute, I fear for the future of the English language lmao.

No. 814495

I can’t believe you losers are invested enough to spend your own time money and resources helping her. Relax captain save a fiend

No. 814506

>sane, well adjusted person
kek you must be lost

No. 814509

Does anyone know what purse she’s carrying? The label looks like coach. Curious

No. 814510

Probably a cheap Coach knockoff

No. 814511

Ironic because I’m pretty sure her reasoning was “all these addicts created amazing things on drugs I can too”
But all she is is a washed up drug addict who can barely draw

No. 814513

they're saying she's not sane or well-adjusted anon, l2read

No. 814519

It was fucking hilarious when anons would make their own versions of Luna’s shitty poems.

No. 814520

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I found it in the old thread but holy shit. This is the one have did it for me. Fucking hilarious she gave her life up to be with this.

saged for old milk

No. 814521

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Also it’s crazy how this bingo sheet still applies 2-3 years later to her kek

No. 814524

I haven’t read back this far but come on Luna 11 inches

No. 814525

Holy shit she never changes.
The only improvement in years is that she's drinking her own piss now instead of Lurch's. Everything else is the same.

No. 814527

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Better call his chode carmen sandiego because where in the hell are those 11 inches. Where, Tuna? Where??

No. 814529

another thing that has changed is that she's no longer selling her art.
idk if it's 11 inches, but his dick is long and thin.

No. 814542


Of course it's not 11 inches! It'd be one of the longest penises in history then!

It is probably 6.5-7. So above average but not amazing by any means.

No. 814549

as horrid as this is (and it really, really is)
it is Shakespeare compared to the word salad she churns out now

No. 814557

All I want is a Vicky crossover then an inevitable cat fight over the keeper of the crypt himself.

Can FB and Kiwi anons curb your enthusiasm/autism when posting?

No. 814566

My vote goes to Luna and Shayna sex worker crossover. I know it's impossible but they are made for each other
not either of those but what do you mean??

No. 814568

NTA, but what autism? I'm appreciative of the milk they bring. It was a normal post.

No. 814570


Don’t forget about that one ex that killed themselves she likes to bring up

No. 814644


she didn't drop out of pratt she dropped out of (i think) brooklyn college. no idea if she got into pratt but if she did she didn't attend

No. 814646

careful anon, bring up how luna constantly uses tai for boo-hoo points and her white-knights will say that she "has every right to mourn a lost friend"…

just like how she 'mourned' roger in his shoebox before it got crushed.

speaking of, what do y'all think happened to our good manpowder roger?

No. 814648


I'm the anon that offered to help her in the past before I knew about these threads. Some young addicts don't know how to find resources to help them when they're low income/ homeless and it's not uncommon for more "seasoned" addicts to offer advice on how to get free help and avoid withdrawals. It's not trying to save anyone, it's simply former addicts trying to show newer addicts that it's easy to get help once you figure out the system. Once you get off of heroin and see life is better without it, you're more likely to want to show other addicts who think life is hopeless that there is a way out.

No. 814651

Tuna doesn't care about any of that and never will unless Lurch leaves her.

No. 814654

Clearance Coach bag from T.J. Maxx that no one else wanted because it's ugly af that a "friend"(dad) bought her.

No. 814655

My money's on Tuna claiming the cops threw his box away or her evil aboosive mom stole it for sympathy points, but really they spilled a piss jug on it

No. 814658

everyone is so generous in assuming that lurch didn’t just steal it

No. 814691

What do you mean anon? He clearly found it in the garbage! Right next to a bottle of foundation and a nintendo switch!

No. 814752

You must have had optimism when you wrote that then. Old people in this thread that have been following her for years know that now.Most of us the same or close in age to her. We’ve watched her basically stay in a childish stunted state while we all went through the normal changes of life. People here have probably changed jobs, got new apartments, finished school, or made general life accomplishments while she has stagnated. That’s why people here get hostile when someone new stumbles into here and tries to preach to us about how she “could see life is so much better when you’re off heroin” because no shit. We watched her leave outpatient because she didn’t like the pizza they served her. We’ve read screen cap after screen cap of other people genuinely showing and at time giving her resources not just in the form of food,money,clothes, but actually direction to programs that could help her and she has denied them every single time.

Probably because so many people called her out for never even sending the art.

Didn’t she scam on a crowd funding website for funeral expenses or something after? Sad to know Roger went out in a shoebox.

Funny thing about that is how Tai didn’t even in fuck with her in the end. On her cripple punk tumblr or someone way back showed a screen shot with her telling people to fuck off and stop asking her about her ex kek.

No. 814770

I think Tai deserved so much more than Luna riding her coat tails and namedropping her. she was actually disabled and participated in activism. she wasn’t a junkie either which is honestly sad, that not being a dope fiend is praise worthy.

and if you look at photos of luna and tai, luna seemed so much more alive. yeah, she was chubby and awkward looking but she looked like someone you could actually befriend, not someone you see and instinctively hold your breath around while clutching your purse a little tighter.

No. 814773

>she wasn’t a junkie either which is honestly sad, that not being a dope fiend is praise worthy.
Why she would be in the first place? Is being a junkie that normalized in the USA? I feel like Luna and her family are definitely not the norm. Most people aren't junkies

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I think in some circles yeah, with the opioid crisis and stuff but it’s not glamorized in the way Luna shows. I’m sure there groups of edgy people who are like her but at least where I’m located being a drug fiend isn’t anything to be proud of and is looked upon as trashy.

You know how when you’re younger some people make smoking weed their personality? It’s like she’s doing that with heroin,crack, and pressed pills.
Sage for old milk and not contributing, but Luna and Taylor are the only people who take it so fuck far on the internet. (Taylor romanticizes her recovery and relapses while Luna romanticizes being in addiction and “uWu PoVe RtY” )

No. 814814


Same anon that tried to help her- I completely agree with you, now that I'm privy to what kind of piece of shit she is. I admit I never knew these forums existed and saw her IG and felt bad for the dirty, chubby kid. She really paints her life as if she's innocent and stuck in addiction so I thought she might benefit from someone walking her through the process of getting free methadone so she could move on with life. Once she turned down the offer and still had the balls to ask for money and I read these threads, I knew she doesn't deserve help. I'm glad she didn't take the help I offered because I'm sure she'd be a leech in my life right now.

No. 814870

>>814012it looks like she has it on both sides of her lips might be a sign of an STD of some sort

No. 814886

>she was actually disabled
eh I mean I know it's contentious but Tai was only diagnosed with "fibromyalgia".

No. 814941

i mean i live in Baltimore so maybe i'm surrounded by a different culture but almost everyone is on something around here. you see people nodding out on the sidewalk, people itching while in line at stores.

No. 814943

fibromyalgia is a debilitating disability, especially for somebody so young. Tai required mobility accommodations and Luna wrote about needing to tie their shoes for them and shit like that, we can wax philosophical about how "disabled" luna is with her supposedly bad joints and BPD but Tai was legit disabled.
Also not to armchair but am I the only one who sees possible undiagnosed autism in Luna, especially given her former gifted child to nonfunctioning adult pipeline status. I mainly notice it in terms of fixations/special interest (sanrio, pastel, heroin, courtney love) and it would explain her low-pitched monotone voice and constantly wonky facial expression

No. 814948

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tbh I didn’t recognize her at first.

No. 814954

props must be given to snow for hiding her rotting front teeth

No. 814958

>possible undiagnosed autism
She has BPD, can someone have both at the same time? Pls no hate I'm just curious.

No. 814960

Yeah, Im diagnosed with both and so is a friend of mine, its not uncommon for undiagnosed/late-diagnosed autistic girls to develop cluster-b spectrum disorders due to lack of intervention in childhood causing complex trauma

No. 814964

She actually has a pretty smile, shame about the rest of her

No. 814965

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Limp dick lurch

No. 814966

He looks scarily like a gray alien im that

No. 814968


Why the hair in front of her left eye see through??

No. 814970

this is how trannies look when they set the snow filter to max

No. 814972

snow filter.
hard to take this or any of her recent pics as what she looks like. prob a lot more gray and crusty without em

No. 814976

Does lurch have some kind of illness that could stretch out his face that much? I mean I’ve been here for awhile, seen his younger pics and his jaw didn’t hang that much when he was in his 20’s. What the hell happened? I honestly want to know because he doesn’t even look human.

No. 814981

Lurch looks like one of those long lost products of Victorian era incest.

No. 814986

lynn ann vibes

No. 814993

>tranny with fibro
100% larping munchie

No. 814995

Maybe all his teeth fell out, that can make your face look weird

Even with the snow filters he still looks revolting kek

No. 815000

No. 815003

I'm just going to roll my eyes and not engage in the topic of munchies with "fibromyalgia." Luna is definitely not autistic, ano; she's too manipulative for that. BPD is somehow mental health professionals are cautioned about diagnosing all willy-nilly, but Luna might be, idfk and neither does anyone else who hasn't sat down and assessed properly for it.

What we do know about Luna is that she's a liar and manipulative, so her recounting her life as a "gifted kid" should not be taken too seriously. It's not like she was doing trig in middle school, playing piano, or valedictorian. Luna had structure under her grandmother and did fairly well in school. She probably didn't take advanced classes or do any work in STEM, but her grades were probably good in the classes she took when she had a structured environment. Simple as that.

No. 815035

Some people are just straight up ugly. They don't need some illness to be it, just managed to hit the ugly branches of DNA.

All of this. Nothing Tuna says can really be taken seriously without proof. She grew up on tumblr and self-diagnosed herself with things before. No one knows and will know until she sees a doctor that can diagnose her.

No. 815038

Exactly what I meant. It's an undeniable fact
Oh my god, you are so fucking dumb! Of course SHE choose to do heroin because SHE thought it looked cool. But she WAS living with real addicts who were reinforcing that this behavior was normal and cool.

Yeah, a face like this could only be a product of inbreeding.

No. 815043

ntayrt but sheesh, chill out

No. 815044

the piss jugs in the back

No. 815046

You guys remember her whiny “poems” about her BPD ugh~

Also to the anon that asked if she was autistic sent me for some reason. I personal thing she slow and mentally disabled in some regards at this point but don’t thinks she’s on the spectrum. I’m pretty sure she lurks here sometime so don’t give her any fodder for her Facebook pity tour.

No. 815053

Kek someone’s sensitive after being dogpiled in replies. Lurk moar and welcome to the boards newfriend.

No. 815055

Luna lived with her maternal grandma until her grandma died when Luna was 14, because she had some form of cancer but she refused to get treatment. Luna says they call it suicide. And this grandma left her a big inheritance and a house, the house was lost because Luna didn't pay taxes. Obviously this grandma had high hopes for Luna.

No. 815062

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Her caption for this same picture of Lurch on her ig, kek. She's gone from "we're going to get married soon" to "we're basically married already"

No. 815064

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Caption from Tumblr:
>this is what i deal with several times a week in this shitty ass building

No. 815068

Ghetto junkies. She can always move if she doesn't like it but she and Lurch fit right in. And who the hell does he think he's going to hurt? He got his ass kicked the last time he tried it.

No. 815069

Kek kicking people out of a building they are squatting in.

No. 815075

i guess luna is oblivious to the fact that lurch is indistinguishable from the other crackheads in this video

No. 815076

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Never knew she was born in Florida.

No. 815082

wow, an actual lucid writing from Luna. A rare treasure.
Has she posted the mentioned selfie anywhere?

No. 815086

Think it's this one >>814948

No. 815104

HOW is she such a dumb piece of shit. Lurch was gone for a few hours, and she did more productive and positive shit in those few hours than she has the past year. Luna? Cleaning? Scrubbing? Still not her flat and a weird decision to make considering they'll be booted to the curb any minute but still. okay girl.
So the conclusion she's drawn from this is.. She needs to hurry up and marry Lurch. I can't with this bitch.

No. 815118

The cleaning session is still better than Luna cutting herself with God knows what

No. 815122


Her and Lurch are fully engaged in this dispute so who does she think she is to complain about this lifestyle?! People in urban areas see drug fights and shootings all the time and we keep walking. Join in the argument and it's your own damn fault for not minding your own business.

No. 815123

"Matthew had stuff to do" probably dealing in the Bronx/robbing cars lmao

No. 815124


When you're high on heroin, it can motivate you to clean and do "boring" shit you usually wouldn't want to do.

Luna has a skincare routine?!! And she can't even moisturize her lips?! What a joke. She knows nothing about health, beauty, makeup, drugs, or life.

No. 815154

this really shows how bizarre and borderline inhuman he looks in person

No. 815158

actual cryptid caught on camera

No. 815161

ROLF at Lurch's "New York Tough guy" voice, he sounds like a foreign actor trying to play an American

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I know some of this already was posted but I will not be playing cut and paste

No. 815170

Not only is she not trying to sell her art anymore, she won't even respond to requests about it. I like her art and was willing to throw her a few bucks for a marker portrait since I have some extra christmas money, I hit her up and she never responded. Probably for the best anyway since shes not filled orders in the past but you'd think with all the fat girls she draws for free shed be happy to doodle me for a quick $20 (which was more than she charged for a video of her drinking piss). Oddly enough that kind of put the nail in the coffin of my sympathy for her. Im a career artist and I get the struggle and before i get all socialist spergy I think its shitty that grants for artists are so rare and bare-bones but she would literally rather drink her own piss than take a commission. I dont understand her priorities.(cowtipping)

No. 815174

why would u buy her stuff? dont touch poo dont be retarded

No. 815175

rewatching the eviction video and she has a super autistic voice. from the low-tone to the flat affect even when shes raising her voice in emotion to the way she over-pronounces her words, she sets off my radar

No. 815176

Mainly because I felt bad for her (im also trying to make it as an artist and believe in supporting small artists) but I thought a portrait by luna would be an interesting little piece of internet memorabilia if nothing else. I also just genuinely think her art style is cool and like I said I wanted to support a relatively unknown drug-addicted artist because i know the struggle of being one. But shes not even an artist anymore, just an addict. Its so sad.

No. 815177

Lurch with the filters is a dead-ringer for Andi Dier

No. 815186


She deals w her ugly junkie bf getting involved in conflict for no reason? And none of them are wearing masks, obviously.

No. 815217

This vid also shows how little street smarts Luna actually has. I’d never have a camera rolling during an altercation in ghetto housing. She’s actually lucky somebody didn’t smash her phone. She can’t even be a gutter junkie properly.

No. 815218

Anyone else thinking she's doing this so it's another point for them getting to stay there longer? I remember reading about how making a squatting place "liveable" gives them more of a reason to be labelled as "tenants" opposed to "squatters"

No. 815228

Can anyone tell what they were fighting about? I could barely understand these guys

No. 815234


>this pick of me genuinely smiling with zero makeup on helped my confidence

>I’m super self conscious about my smile and teeth and not wearing any makeup but i felt pretty and was genuinely happy today

keep deluding yourself tuna, a shit ton of filters is more phoney than make up. you don't look like that irl

No. 815294

she's the worst kind of person, she has the mentality of a rich girl (despite never being rich) who deserves it all just cause she wants it and thinks she's better than junkies, but she also romanticizes and loves being a junkie.

No. 815298

Yes lol But I remember even the walls they dirtied up.
Sad they can't bother buying a cleaning product if it's so good for her mental health.

No. 815306

No way, Lurch without his hat? I thought we'd never see the day. Was honestly hoping for a skullet but his face is already so disturbing that that might be overkill.

No. 815310

Give it time anon, he's middle aged and his hair is already pretty thin and gross it's probably just barely hanging on

No. 815311

Deal with what, exactly?
She posts it with no context and clearly lurch is involved in the situation. So he must be part of the problem.

No. 815312

It's just like her "Look at how the MHA treated us! We were perfectly polite!" but her video contradicted what she said.

No. 815321

It's hard to make it but it sounds like the guys they are kicking out aren't supposed to be there. Ironic isn't it.
They seem to be worried that these guys coming in and out of the building will catch police attention. All so they can keep squatting unbothered

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No. 815429

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fakeboi commented "your teeth are so cute" on the post with 4 Luna snapchat pics and that's so creepy to me

No. 815435

>me nd some of my unicorns i need MORE
Going from "literally homeless you guys" to "I need to spend money on more worthless stuffed animals."

No. 815437

Holy shit in picture 2 and 4 she looks SO boss-eyed. One of her eyes has always been a wanderer but was it always that bad?

No. 815444

She will need an original birth certificate or a baptismal record, the clerk would not accept a copy. A new ID is a little over $90. After she’s married and wants his last name, she will have to pay a renewal fee for a name change. (recently married in NY)

No. 815448

In third pic that looks like their bed and not an inflatable mattress on the floor.

No. 815473

Fake boi still comments on all of her posts to a weird obsessive level

No. 815488

I love how Tuna's just acting like they aren't going to get kicked out. She's really treating it like they're going to be there forever.

Since when was an ID $90? The highest on the NY website is $43.
I don't think they'll be getting married. They would never make it to their own wedding on time and it costs money. They skipped out on getting an apartment from MHA because Luna was too sleepy.

No. 815492

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Tuna trying to rip people off. She's not good on mailing people stuff that they paid for so I doubt the person would ever see the card. Also hearty kek to the person giving theirs away for free.

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No. 815498

Doubt the ID thing is the real reason they aren't married. If Luna gets the documents somehow, Lurch will find some excuse. He doesn't want to be tied down.

No. 815506


I literally laughed out loud at her boasting about her hip-to-waist ratio. It's probably waist: 42"; hips: 50" = soooo curvy thicc!!

No. 815511


She would probably be less insecure about her teeth if she flossed and brushed that white cheesy stuff off her teeth and gum line. That's gotta make her breath smell like hell. And to think Lurch makes out with that and they probably just are swapping their cheesy white teeth gunk back and forth when they kiss. Just looking at her shit-eating grin with all that discolored plaque caked on her teeth is enough to act as an appetite suppressant.

No. 815515


I'm positive MHA was never going to give her and Lurch an apartment. They probably wanted to talk to her to work with her on a reasonable time frame for when her and Lurch are expected to leave. Even if Luna was the sweetest, best squatter in the whole world, the most they'd do is point her in the right direction to fill out an application for their program.

No. 815517


"I'm not selling, just offering"?!! You're trying to get money in exchange for a Metrocard, but you don't consider that selling… wow. Stupidity at its finest.

No. 815519

The second person isn't selling. Luna is. Learn2read.

No. 815523

tuna posting with the industrial strength filters instead finding a place to live. Priorities.

No. 815557

I think anon meant that everything, including marriage license and name change after the fact will cost about $90. She will need to get her ID amended after marriage if she takes his last name. And she most definitely will.

No. 815622

she'll probably take his name unofficially but won't go through the $$$/effort to do it on her ID or anything since that's money she could be shooting up

No. 815625

Yup, you are probably right about that. It really doesn’t matter because it’s not like she is going to be getting her drivers license, seriously applying for loans or heck even getting a job. I can’t imagine them even spending money on a marriage license tbh. Luna pipe dreams never fail to amuse me.

No. 815627

i know we're all used to seeing too much of her unfortunate life, but taking a step back and objectively looking at what luna posts online is so bizarre. discussing about her getting her own ID is just… whew.
i cant imagine being in a situation in my life where i am publicly telling people "yeah i need a new birth certificate and im saving up to buy another record!!!"
why cant she see how fucking strange this all is

No. 815643

lurch look like an aging dyke with a musculoskeletal condition filmed on the elevator camera from the elisa lam case

No. 815671

someone tell luna there is a free apartment up on the roof, its just a tiny bit damp

No. 815679


holy shit, anons. i love you.

No. 815695

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No. 815699

>door has no lock
>dude trying to kick it in

Gotta love junkie fights.

No. 815702

i hope he doesn't shoot her, i would miss the milk kek

No. 815706

She really is super dense. Why would the landlord fix the lock if you and your walking statue aren't supposed to be there? Don't pick fights with other junkies, idiot. I hope she doesn't get shot, but I hope Lurch gets his ass kicked again and Luna gets a wake up call. Doubtful.

No. 815707

Luna you don't have a landlord, also feel like this is the first we've heard of the evil horrid neighbours, aboosive mom is gone so Luna has to shift blame in the weirdest ways so she doesn't feel like she's caused all her own problems

No. 815712

Even though they put themselves in the middle of those conflicts >>815064

With her butch lesbian pedo boyfriend picking fights with the neighbors, of course someone's going to want to shoot them.

No. 815716

Well you were asked to move but didn't want to why ask people to do something for your ass, and I bet the conversation wasn't at all polite. It's karma.
Time for little miss ACAB to call the police

No. 815719

I was agreeing with you. You're right, she didn't bother mentioning these new villains until her mom moved out.

No. 815729

I know it's something that's mentioned all the time and it's been mentioned a few times in this thread already, but despite her heroin junkie lifestyle she has no street smarts whatsoever. Starting shit with your violent cracked out neighbors from your window because their noise is interrupting your nod? She deserves to get the front door and her head kicked in.

No. 815730


If you get shot, you'd have no one to blame for not minding your own business. You live in an urban area and will rightly be fucked with for yelling out your window for people to stfu. They're outside. You're inside. Quit complaining. You're not even paying rent.

No. 815731

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I found these old posts and laughed at how Lurch acts towards her. She can say how much they love each other, but he loves heroin way more than her.

And also, kek at her pointing out how fucked girls are who "fetishize" addiction when that's exactly what she's always done.

No. 815733

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Another old post I found where asked trying to call out spoiled poser punks… yet she mooches off her mom and dad as an adult, making her the same pathetic piece of shit she's bitching about

No. 815736

Right? She's squatting in a section 8 apartment so she can do drugs all day and she still has the audacity to complain that her neighbors are loud? The fuck

No. 815738

a female junkie dating a male junkie. Truly a pinnacle of queerness.

No. 815739

No. 815742

Thanks anon, I didn't remember these little tidbits of Lurch lore.
It reminds me the kind of shit he used to tell during the Tessa era:
>That super hot and rich girl gave me money, also I have a yacht and a huge dick and inheritance.

No. 815744

nah all junkies need to shut the fuck up

No. 815750


Not everyone loud is a junkie and not every junkie is loud. Anyone living in a city knows you don't yell out your window at anyone because if you piss them off enough, they just know where you live and you become a target, like Luna proved. Luna is clearly on some level of spoiled baby privilege if she's not minding her own business.

No. 815751

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Some old Luna poetry.

Kek at "the embarrassment hurts".

No. 815752


Imagine writing "has my originality died" when you've never been original at all.

No. 815754

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More old Tuna Tumblr shit.

I know plenty of junkies that don't leave their Needle Exchange supplies all over the floor. This bitch is so dirty you know her house is still like this but with piles of filthy stolen clothes.

No. 815756

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From the Tuna archives, explaining why being an addict is so appealing to her.

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No. 815758

Right. Just mind your own and you will be fine living in an urban area. It’s not like she is living in the suburbs, where people pay real money to have some peace and quiet.
But I can’t help but think this is a work up to online begging for a “new” apartment. I don’t recall her ever complaining about the neighbors until she started complaining about the eviction.

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Yet her archives have shit like this that show what a poser she is

No. 815760

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Anorexic Tuna archives

No. 815767

>I've been attracted to this since I was young and my mom put on her nevermind cd, probably because both of my parents are recovering heroin addicts.

No. 815771

> Restricting is so easy
> Is a fat fuck

No. 815773

"i listened to nirvana once and now i'm addicted to heroin and it's all my mom's fault"

No. 815779

This right here summarizes Lunas entire thread lol- and all her motives in life

No. 815780

OR loud junkies could shut the fuck up and stop screaming at other useless junkies to get a job

No. 815781

They aren't supposed to be there anyway, so they can blame themselves for their own hell.

No. 815785

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Even Kurt thinks posers like Tuna belong in hell

No. 815786

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As much as Tuna wants to claim she identifies with dead drug addicts, even her idols would hate her.

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He was right.

No. 815789

I mean her mother (and father) was/is an heroin addict soooo

No. 815791

Soo Luna should have known better than to glamorise addiction and seek out heroin for the aesthetic

No. 815802

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Hilarious old post from the Tuna archives. I hope Lurch is still sending her bimbo hypnosis videos. The hypnosis must be working in some regard since she thinks his junkie Kid Rock look is even hotter with her Snow makeup filters.

No. 815803

exactly what >>815791 said. there's so much misplaced sympathy for tuna. instead of feeling bad for the life that she herself has chosen, feel bad for the people's lives that she interferes with when she e-begs, squats in their homes, and tosses their ashes to the side after swearing up and down that they were 'the closest thing to a real father that they had'.

fuck tuna and fuck the wks for her.

No. 815811

okay I know I'm way late but lmfao wow this is how you end up as collateral damage. The cringe. Not their fight. Also I like how Lurch is the grossest looking gutter junkie out of all of them

No. 815813


Obviously, in most cases, "self reliance" and "junkie" are antonyms…but you'd think at some point, at a time like this, a self-preservation instinct would kick in, esp. for someone who's been playing this game as long as Lurch has. I'm his age and while there are plenty of middle-aged manchildren about in the NYC metro, he takes the cake. His mental age comes across no older than 13-14 y/o and IMO, that's being generous.

Just for keks I ran a search on Thumbtack for locksmiths servicing Zip code 10801 and there are plenty of well-rated dudes offering to do the job for less than $200, w/ some less than $100. With an extra $600-1200 in pocket from their gubmint checks, most people Lurch's age—let's be real, most people who have hit 18—would figure 100 bucks is a smart investment for personal security & peace of mind. But junkies are gonna junkie and you know that every spare cent falling into that grim duo's grubby little mitts goes straight to the dope man!

No. 815814

(Forgot to add: of course the smarter money would be on an SRO, apartment downpayment, or another non-sketch, LEGAL housing situation. But as the Gruesome Twosome is determined to ride their current situation all the way to its inevitable conclusion, fixing the door after making enemies with the other cracked-out/smacked out squatters just makes TOO much sense I guess.)

No. 815815

Not feeling bad for Luna, just think that if anons mention hearing one nirvana song, they shouldn't skip tuna admitting that her parents contributed to her positive perception of heroin.
I like having the whole story.

No. 815820

Read her poems. She retells how her mom was driving high almost killing Luna and her grandma and Luna had to witness cops handcuffing her mom against the garage door. And her dad used to yell at her, and once he cornered her on the balcony and she considered jumping. Her dad was the one who got control of his life and was working on his sobriety when she was a child.

No. 815828

she's also a known liar who embellishes her stories for pity points.

No. 815871

This. I wish these newfags that keep coming here to whiteknight her will read the threads. Lying is what Tuna does. It's how she gets money from people who keep pitying her.

No. 815893

im here from Luna thread one and still think her childhood (especially her mother) partially fucked her up. Doesn't mean she's not deciding to live a junkie life with Lurch now.
my favorite relatively small shitty thing she used to do was taking selphies with ambulance taking Roger away to hospital

No. 815894

I don't think anyone is denying that, just that she's a grown ass woman now and needs to start taking responsibility for her actions before a fellow junkie shoots her for opening her mouth.

Can't forget when she chose that time to beg for money and decorate her room with the blanket Roger was using when he was sent tot he hospice. Can't recall if she used it for the bed or floor, though.

No. 815908

It literally doesn't matter, NYC has winter laws so it's illegal to file for eviction until April, period.

No. 815916


oooh she's gunna get fucked on taxes lmaoooo

No. 815920

again, they are not in NYC but westchester county. different laws.

No. 815939

Anons still don't know she doesn't live in NYC, it's embarrassing at this point.

No. 815979

Landlords can evict in the state of NY anytime of year if the tenant is in violation of a lease. The only reason she’s not out now is because COVID not “winter laws”

No. 815981

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Saw this discussed on Kf, looks like they barricaded themselves in the bedroom.

No. 816011

Because the front door doesn't lock? Jesus christ thats dark
Why not just go buy a new lock at home depot its literally not that hard? Lurch should be able to handle that as a 40 year old man

No. 816036

if they leave the apt there's a chance they won't be able to get back in

No. 816050

This feels right- if they leave and the landlord “fixes “ the lock what recourse do they have since they aren’t supposed to be there in the first place?

No. 816068

They don't both have to go

No. 816096

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This post from Tuna's old FB posts is hilarious and incredibly self-aware.

Tuna and Ariana McMillan need to get together so they can talk about how they don't deserve all the eViL haters when they're just talented arteests while they get high af and their bf's stay out of the house to get away from them.

No. 816098

stop reposting powdered milk, anons can go read old threads if they want to

No. 816102

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In her old poetry she even points out what a poser she is by admitting no one pushed her into addiction and she specifically searched her privileged life for a way into addiction.

No. 816103


Sorry, but these are relevant because a year later, nothing has changed at all. The same posts and bad poetry could be from today.

A lot of us don't look at old threads and a reminder of her past choices and poetry helps bolster our point that she deserves no sympathy.

No. 816105

And they can still evict her because of COVID. In order to not get evicted, they have to prove that they were facing hardship from covid.

We know already. You've been posting old milk for a whole damn day. We know that Tuna hasn't changed, we don't need expired milk to prove that.

How is spoonfeeding newfags like they're babies any better?

No. 816135

Nothing ever changes with this bitch and it never will. Half the time this thread only moves because of sour milk like this and all the uwu poor Luna, if only she could get her shit together. Because who cares that she's a horrorcow graverobber, the important thing is Lurch sucks.

No. 816137

I wish there was actual proof of her gravestealing beyond photo of Lurch digging in a grave. Because while it's close enough, still not a proof of where all those Hello Kitty trinkets come from. Farmers keep repeating it like a confirmed fact when it's not.

No. 816154

I don’t think it’s just because of the hello kitty crap, there were a ton of candles and religious trinkets too. Of course she could have stolen them out of stores though.

No. 816211


I considered that myself and for shits and giggles looked prices for locksmiths & new lock installs in New Rochelle, NY. 4- & 5-star rated guys can do this for under $100 but Luna and Lurch would have to:

A) go w/out at least a bundle of dope in the next couple days (which they won't) and

B) somehow break through their junkie-induced inertia and utter inability to plan ahead (which they apparently can't).

BUT!! Complaining on her social media takes hardly any time or effort—and better yet, gets Luna that sweet, sweet attention she constantly craves. That door ain't never gonna lock again…as long as these two are squatting behind it, anyway.

No. 816214

Locksmiths check IDs for ownership of the residence, so Luna & Lurch can't do anything.

No. 816245

they could buy a smart lock and install it themselves but that would be so much moneeeeeeeeyyyyyyy and would cut into their dope fund

much as she whines, she's ok with her door not having a lock as long as she can get her fix

No. 816279


Good call. And even if they did spare the $$$, do you really think Lurch would be capable of installing it? Or capable of bothering to learn? Unless it's dead-simple and offers instant gratification, it won't get done.

Tuna's latest saga reminded me these are the same people who went without a working shower/bathtub for what, almost a year? Who were fine with bathing at most once a week, at the kitchen sink, for the entire summer in a region where it's often in the 90s and humid as hell. Who piss and moan that they can't afford food, but blow every cent not earmarked for the dope man on Chinese takeout, pizza, ice cream, etc. (while Tuna accuses the majority teenaged followers from whom she grifts that they're shaming her, as a poor person, for wanting a treat, waah waah waah, sobsobsob)


Quel dommage! Guess they will have to pray the bed holds, kek.

No. 816282


You can VERY easily steal a new door lock, deadbolt, or even just a door chain from Home Depot and install it with a basic screwdriver. Free, easy, and very easy to install while high af on Luna's precious fetty. Her inaction is a lifestyle choice, not a result of being "poor".

No. 816289

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So lurch is a super hero now. Saged because its not fresh milk. We all know they are both fucking strange and its not that interesting. But this made me laugh n i thought i would share anyway.

No. 816325

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No. 816329

Oh my god this dumb bitch.
Get a fucking job Luna.
Also isn't she moving into her ~air bnb~ next week!? Whoohooo! Better start packing, right!!? kek

No. 816330

imagine being 24 and looking this corpse-like

No. 816333

It doesn't take $600 to keep the lights on Tuna and you're just a squatter who doesn't pay any bills anyway.

No. 816338

>> hungry with bills to pay

Like strung out with drugs to buy. And uwu shit to collect

No. 816352

Lol so much for the $10k in savings they totally had

No. 816355

how does she even get a check..she didn't work. how did she even file taxes with no income? how is she eligible for a check when she didn't lose her job or has no dependents? doesn't make sense

No. 816356

must be lurch's..

No. 816384

Didn't know drug dealers needed to file taxes.

No. 816388

I'm wondering if it's maybe her mum's check she applied for in her mum's name?

No. 816392

I think he's a SSI recipient on disability (the rod he has in his leg from the car accident that stopped his "baseball career"). So he's getting the stimulus. They also each get food stamps every month, around $400 total (just guessing the sum).

No. 816394

wow this bitch. she’s really starting to piss me off.
these metrocards are apart of a program for low income people. you have to sign up for it, and it supposed to relieve people from transit fares. i don’t know how she and lurch scammed three of them out of the system, especially since she doesn’t have an ID apparently. glad to see she’s ripping off literally every program NYC has to offer.

No. 816404

those three cards belong to some rando in the fb group who tried offering them to luna, but as she said in the comment she wasn't looking to acquire one but sell hers. we've been over this. i hate her too but learn2read before you comment.

No. 816475

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Maybe you and your walking corpse should shut the fuck up next time, Luna.

No. 816478

Yeah that's why you don't pick fights with crackheads you moron. Are we supposed to feel bad for you?

No. 816482

implying that she and Lurch aren’t stealing other people’s ids. I have no doubt in my mind that they’re stealing identities. how tf were they looking for apartments without IDs? I fully don’t believe lurch has a valid ID and is using someone else’s. they were scamming the government and ruining her mom’s life, why wouldn’t they ruin a stranger’s?

No. 816484

Is the barricade really to stop the angry neighbor, or the police?

No. 816485

Most likely both.

No. 816498

I know its been pointed out but the fact that neither of them have bothered to walk to a hardware store for a new lock or door chain sure is something

No. 816504

That wont stop the cops when they come to break down the door and remove you from the property you do not belong on.
Funny how the "broken lock" issue came up just before her mom left.

I dont believe any of her stories.

No. 816506

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Lurch got his $600 drug money. I hope the cops pay them a visit while they're high and we get another Tuna meltdown. "You won't believe how these cops treated us."

No. 816512

Love the giant pile of garbage and debris in the kitchen there. Classy. Of course it’s tuna and I’ll never be surprised how she works so hard at not working at all

No. 816515

So they put a microwave, a cat tree and a couple of empty suitcases in front of the door to keep a crackhead out? That’s the best either one of them could come up with? I’ve known some really dumb people in my life but these 2 together only operate at a 10 year old level.

No. 816533

Tuna and Lurch are worthless and I hope the cat gets a proper home with a family that actually cares about her. They're basically crust punks now and nothing's worse than a crustie with a pet.

No. 816538

Random thought sage for OT I guess. We all know heroin is Lunas one true love and she’s dabbled in crack here and there, but I’m really surprised she’s never tried to get into meth. Maybe if she became a tweaker she’d actually be productive

No. 816542

Meth isn't easy to get in NYC, esp compared to coke and dope, so they're aren't a ton of tweakers. Plus, she's so concerned with drugs being cool, I can't imagine her admitting to using meth

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