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>Formerly known as angelhair1996, howl1996, junkhun, funeralhome420 and lunakittenxxx (to name but a few)>24 year old heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and former ““sex worker””>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun>Started dating her 40 year old boyfriend (hereby known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”>has a following of impressionable young girls who she has convinced to “help” her during this “tough time” in her life>Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but rants on the internet how vile it is to do so>”I’m not trying to be Courtney Love!”>Tries to be exactly like Courtney Love>Bleats about harm reduction while being the antithesis of harm reduction/seemingly having no grasp of the concept whatsoever
>Loves to share her grimy life on the internet, including awful photos of her cats laying in filth and used needles>Squandered a large inheritance from her grandmother within a year and lot the property she also inherited because she didn’t pay tax on it>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)>Always “short on rent” or otherwise in need of donations >Overdosed on heroin twice in less than 12 months, even that didn't encourage her to get clean>RIP ROGER (aka Lurch’s dad)>Tuna and Lurch couldn’t pay rent because all their money came from Roger’s social security so the e-begging ramped up to 100>EVICTED from Roger’s house>Tuna and Lurch “temporarily” move in with Luna’s mother, who is an (ex) addict>Brings along moldy, nasty stuffed animals and complains about not being able to move her other belongings (claims she lost 90% of them when she got EVICTED)>Continuously tries e-begging along with selling nudes and shitty art in lieu of getting a job>Her “abusive” dad continues to buy her useless shit from Amazon>Posts pictures of her and Lurch looting graves like it’s no big deal>Claims to be homeless for bonus sympathy points in spite of living with her mother
>Luna and Chief have made themselves at home in her mom's one-bedroom poverty home and seem to have no intention of leaving.>Still milking her ex-gf's suicide for struggle points.>Seemed to be gaining weight rapidly for a while- some farmers speculated that she may have been on methadone.>Still abusing benzos and posting pill porn, probably hooked at this point>Still sending begging messages to facebook "friends" >>>/pt/607983>Still buying cheap shit on Amazon and asking facebook "friends" to buy her stuff>Still churning out sloppy drawings, has recently produced some particularly mediocre poetry>Still taking pictures of her filthy plastic crap, filthy grave-goods, filthy clothes, filthy nails, and filthy face>Still complaining about how horrible her life is, failing to understand that she brought most of it on herself>Roger is interred in a filthy box in Luna's mom's poverty home>Got a pancake voucher >>>/pt/612955>Was banned from FB and called out in a nail shaming group>Has lived with her mom for over a year now>Her dad's apartment caught on fire; Luna spread ashes on her face for maximum sympathy points>Has started to brag about starving herself>"Found" a bra in a dumpster>Started posting nudes again>Then began a “sex work” career, taking grimy nudes and videos and selling them through twitter for drug money>Made premade videos, one is called PEE DRINK >>730829> Looking more and more dead with every photo uploaded for her “SW business"> Anon leaks a ‘commission’ video where Luna calls her dad and says she’s got a stable job, asks if she can live with him for a while, then hangs up, takes her dress off and masturbates for the camera. Dad sounds supportive and happy for her as she uses him to get someone else’s humiliation fetish rocks off >>758647 WARNING: SAD AS FUCK >>758661> SW CAREER IS OVER >>760386> “Online acquaintance” of Luna’s turn up after being sent the dad video >>761016, insinuates Luna has sold videos of her shooting up in her legs via her SW twitter. Shares screencap, looks like necrosis waiting to happen >>761037.> Tuna and Lurch defy the odds and reach their six year druggie-versity >>761830.> 3rd OD, seems like all is not well in the loveshack >>762698.> Happy 24th birthday, Luna!
> Luna's mom got taken away to inpatient due to mental health and drug abuse >>795390 > Returns to sex work >>805775, >>810203 > Lurch’s twitter is found! >>810263 > LUNA AND LURCH ARE GETTING EVICTED >>802600, >>810637 > anon drops “lurch gyrating luna’s ass” and “full intercourse” vids that they bought last year but didn’t leak at the time: >>811491 >>811554 > Luna uploads a video where her and Lurch yell at a social worker for kicking them out and not “the old person whose life is basically over” aka her mom >>811724
In the last thread:> constant fucking arguing amongst farmers about NYC squatter/tenant laws, as Luna and Lurch seem more interested in doing fuck all/internet shopping than worrying about their "pending eviction"
> electricity gets shut off >>813209 and luna continues to refer to the owner of the apartment as "her landlord" despite admitting on facebook that they're not supposed to be there >>813354
> EVIL TOXIC MOM arc turns into THE MHA GASLIT MY MOM, A MENTALLY ILL WOMAN arc >>813340
> starts posting a LOT about how horrible her living conditions are (apparently the house is infested with violent crackheads who threaten to shoot her >>815695 ), including a video of a junkie fight happening outside of her apartment that lurch partakes in talking loud shit: >>815064 calls himself a "superhero at kicking out crackheads" >>816289
> things are getting dark; the apartment door lock has broken, luna and lurch build pathetic, sad little barricades out of… whatever they have laying around, apparently >>816475 >>815981
> apparently, the new real actual reason for why they're not married is because luna was born in florida, and thus needs to shill out 60 bucks from lurch's stimulus check to get a birth certificate >>815076
> suffering body dysmorphia, still posting body proud selfies >>815410
> like lurch, is now ALSO tweeting at nancy pelosi to get them money >>816326
> is becoming more active on reddit too, calling out "illness fakers" and using Tay's suicide for sympathy points >>817427 >>817438
> huge plot twist: she still isn't willing to settle for whatever home is available, wants a studio apartment she doesn't have to share >>817527
> posts some cute selfies >>820822 >>814948 >>814965
> dyes her hair pink >>821601
> the cops pay a visit >>813338 and find drugs, paraphernalia and a weapon (a knife). charges are filed against Lurch >>819990 >>822424 >>824442
> (also don't forget ACAB >>813791 )
> as a result, lurch now has to submit drug tests on the reg, and luna allegedly actually detoxes from heroin as a result (while still using methadone and/or weed, other opiates and/or benzos (which drugs she is and isn't clean from vary a bit from post to post and also how much you believe her)) >>821718 >>822657 >>823499 >>823823 >>824260
> as expected, luna waits .1 second to start "rewarding herself for some sobriety" by online shopping for shit ""for once"" >>821804 >>823472
> also gets pissed at UPS >>823627
2021 might still become year of the milk. who knows. spring is in the air, it's getting warm enough outside for people to get kicked to the curb, lurch might get called to drug court, sky's the limit when you don't give a shit
twenty one >>>/pt/574429
twenty two >>>/pt/591749
twenty three >>>/pt/619612
twenty four >>>/pt/657873
Twenty five >>>/pt/689217
Twenty six >>>/pt/734529
Twenty seven >>>/pt/767687
Twenty eight >>>pt/795757
Twenty nine >>>pt/811991
agree hard, that was a wonderful op pic. Previous one was good as well.
Not a fan of current one tbh but whatever.
Here's the shooting up cliphttps://streamable.com/gl4iae
I'm uploading this to streamable because I never want to see this video again so if someone wants to mirror it go for it. I am not the original person who requested the video from luna, it was leaked in a private discord with a few people from kf last year. they claimed to be an ex addict and was able to get this video out of luna pretty quickly by talking shop about heroin. said he didn't request the father call video and was a huge reason he didn't leak the video on the farms. also claimed tuna would have done FSSW if lurch stayed outside the hotel room if this guy were to visit her, but there's no caps of that so idk take it with a grain of salt
I cut down a bit of the video because she had the spoon on top of some documents that I think were medicaid papers for maybe an application or something. And at least with this clip I guess she could be shooting anything, not just heroin so its not super incriminating, idk, another reason why I'm leaving it up to someone else to mirror
What the FUCK is she doing with her face the whole entire time?????
Also why doesnt she register?
She pulls the plunger back like shes trying to register blood (why tho) if anon said shes just skin popping (which I had to Google)
Im more intersted in her fucking facial expressions. Why is she doing that? I work with an elderly/disabled lady sometimes and she has the exact same mouth movements.
do you think lurch specifically kept that knowledge from her and she only knows how to skin pop rather than hit a vein? is it possible to OD on just skin popping alone?>>824661
i found it disturbing that it seems like a genuine smile…despite the weird twitches
seriously that's what I was thinking. Makes me think of TND where if no else shoots them up then they can't barely get high and even then so they basically have no tolerance. They'd literally be better off snorting but have to be the junkiest junkies to ever junkie
No wonder Luna's legs are so lumpy and misshapen. I'm horrified skin popping is so awful and just an easy way to seriously fuck yourself up with infection and scars
I thought it was weird how she says "oh wow" as soon as she starts injecting as if its in a vein and she feels it right away.
What is she shooting up anyways? It seems like a waste.
Pharmd here: as far as pharmacokinetics go, the absorption of the drug is the same. All of these routes bypass the "first pass effect" of oral routes of administration (aka your liver metabolizing/destroying some of the active drug before it can reach systemic circulation). With IV you risk as many infections as subQ ("skin popping") just by nature of her HORRIFIC lack of hygiene. The skin popping is going to do a fuck ton more local damage (infections, scarring) and look more disgusting/obvious compared to if she properly used IV technique. Thats why nurses and other healthcare professionals who use inject IV or in discrete places like between their toes. That said, really anyone could google how to inject IV, and plenty of users do. Now as far as the benefit of how high you get and how fast I have no input.
Saged because soapbox-y
I think she was trying to pretend to register with the (oh wow) because at that point she had just pulled back on the plunger. Most addicts get a rush when they register because it's go time so i think she was pretending to be excited to get her shot lol.
It's like a missed shot and tbh provides less of a high than snorting. I'm sure she has lurch shoot her up most of the time. She clearly has serious issues for wanting to LARP as a junkie but now I see why exactly you all say she is in it for wanting the lifestyle wtf
Omg, I told myself not to watch this and dammit I did. This is horrific! She didn’t even use alcohol. I mean everything was gross about it but to me alcohol seems like a given even with gutter junkies. They give it away by the box full at the exchange’s. At least they have narcan on hand but that’s it as far as harm reduction goes.
She couldn’t even put effort into a paying customers request. At least show the process correctly because I’m sure they weren’t paying for you to stick a needle in your gross legs and that’s it. What a lazy sloth.
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lol stfu luna
when you take enough to get high, you will nod.
a lot of heroin/fent addicts need it just to function. getting high would be a bonus
I hate her piggy little eyes. Like, most farmers talk about her crusty mouth but it's the weird expressions that do it for me. It's a face I wouldn't get tired of punching. A face only a mother could lov- oh wait. Not even her.
Btw, I have a real juicy cow, pathological liar and munchie, using money for supposed private hospitals on cars and other luxuries, daddy issues, "vegan", "trans", "disabled", a
"Anorexic" put weight on now "fat body positivity influencer", "slut". But she's realising people are figuring her shit out and has made a lot of stuff private
Soz, off topic. I'm an autistic retard.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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Saged for no real update, but next virtual hearing is set for the end of the month. Still no judge, so it looks like he will get fines.
You're correct, she was literally larping as an IV user. >>824761
From Tuna's own ugly mouth literally last month: She does NOT know how to shoot herself up. She posts shit about it to seem like a pro harm redux bitch, but she's an absolute idiot. She literally missed her entire shot because she didn't register due to not even being in a vein. In a video though, she figured out didn't matter and shot anyway. Usually Lurch is the one that shoots her up at incorrect angles, but at least hits a vein for a decent mainline for at least part of the shot. You can tell She doesn't inject herself also because she put the needle in and immediately just swung it around to a different angle without even taking it out of her skin. She has no clue what she's doing and is literally larping as an IV user for addict points. Just because someone understands how to shoot dope from pictures doesn't mean they actually know how. Just like there's a difference between posting gun safety videos and how to hit targets, but actually doing it with success is a totally different skill set. Tuna is all talk and no action.
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she posted more junk she bought too, some other anon come thru w that please i can't be arsed to used my laptop to get the full shot
It's so hilariously ironic that she buys every piece of shit item that says "Baby Girl" or "Angel" using her dad's Amazon account and credit card, yet she's more like a linebacker or ogre than a baby girl or angel. There's nothing babyish or girlish or angelic about her. There's just layers of filth on stained, wrinkled, cheaply made and ill-fitting pastel clothing and a lumbering bridge troll/ogre with a horrifying face and body.
I remember those "angel" rhinestone shirts being popular with middle school and pubescent girls that had small, feminine physiques in 1999/2000. I still remember there was an obese girl that came to school wearing an angel shirt and everyone laughed at her because she looked dumpy af and far from angelic- Exactly like Tuna.
She really needs to just embrace her huge size and go for an Amazonian styled/dominatrix look to match her hulk physique.
exactly. she just consumes, consumes, consumes plastic trinkets and sweatshop clothing all day long to keep her depression at bay. who tf needs cloud lights when you're on an air mattress on the floor and likely to get evicted any day? tbh watching her has made me more mindful of my own self spending.
also she has been "trying" to get back into writing and drawing for months now.
He has to attend some sort of drug programme at the moment (has to pee clean for a month so no heroin).
It’s only an hour but it’s something like an hours travel each way so tuna gets lonely when he’s not there but he obviously dumpster dives for pizza on the way home (that poor excuse for a pizza HAD to have been found in a bin I refuse to believe anyone would pay for that).
agreed, pizza >>825052
is very obviously cold. the grease is solidified and dull, not shiny like it would be when hot. who only eats a few slices then fridges it? not tuna.
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>>825466>fallen off the bandwagon
Why is this mixed metaphor so hilarious kek>>825474
Honestly how are they even still there? Is it THAT hard to evict people in NY?
I really have doubts on this one. First we only started hearing about it (Iirc) right around the time they got
Mom out of there threatening lunas forever squat. It feels and sounds like she’s slinging mud to try to bring herself to look better to whomever and for asspats. We can’t believe anything else she says why should we believe this?
it’s pretty clear the only reason she cares about her father’s sobriety is bc she’s afraid he’s going to use the money he spends on her to get dope. and that he might lose his apartment that is obviously
hers after he dies. she never gave a fuck before and despite him apparently having 17 years of sobriety, she has only regarded him as a abusive
junkie of a father. her self-serving narrative is obvious.
Her dad isn't using. Those are probably his prescribed benzos she jacked. He's probably just taking his meds like normal and she's mad there aren't many left and is making a big deal out of his benzo usage. She's a fucking liar.
And anyone using drugs would be extra careful with their money, not turning a blind eye to their credit card account and bill and notifications about new purchases. Tuna is a biggest liar and isn't remotely believable.
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This is what her grody-ass rilakkuma and my melody are looking like
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Incoming dump 1/3 (she deleted the Xanax pic btw)
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I don't believe her about her father. There might be bits and pieces of it true but tuna is a huge liar and this is set up for some other story/pity party/reason.
Just like her "getting clean" was only bc lurch has to piss clean, so obv he isnt gonna go out n get her drugs when he can't do them himself so she was forced into sobriety by him.
i hate her for using all this shit about her dad for pity and her whole "i love my father this is so hard" since it suits her now, when her whole entire internet history has nothing but hate for her dad and shitting on him for… buying her stuff, feeding her and housing her when she wants?
she switches between "my parents are evil drug addicts, they're so mean uwu and they made me the way i am" to "my parents are in a rough spot rn but feel bad for me because i have to deal with it waaaah"
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Wouldn’t she be happy if her dad would have to be moved to a home tho? She’d finally get her New York apartment of her dreams to fill up with moldy rilakkuma & graveyard candles lol.
Poor dad, maybe that’s why they’re still squatting in hopes of her dad getting fucked over.
They're squatting because no-one else would take them (if they even tried looking)
Her mom relapsing is easy enough to believe with her former dealer being there all the time and still slinging. But with her dad, I'm taking it as just another lie / scam unless there's some actual evidence. Miss Sobriety '21 is always spinning shit about her dad, why should this be any different.
Frankly? I felt bad for the people that were actually trying to help her and give a good (in their opinion) advice. That's a waste of time.
NGL, I was horrified by the girl telling Luna to get naked online. Not only it's a horrible idea to raise your self-esteem that way, Luna definitely doesn't need an encouragment in that regard!
Same when it comes to purchasing ANYTHING, video games included. >>825576
materofsights shouldn't mention it, unless she is willing to shell out on a CHEAP CHEAP game for Luna.
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Oh my god, she either already bought it or had a simp buy it for her. Unless there is a demo available?
It kills me how she is unable to find new content unless someone spoonfeeds her. But I guess that's what happens when heroin is your main hobby
>>825577>dad relapsed on drugs >’they’ want to put him in a nursing home
That doesn’t even make any fucking sense.
Tuna is high out of her mind trying to spin a sob story.
I agree with you completely. Her dad hasn't relapsed at all. They don't offer nursing homes to disoriented old people if it was due to drugs. They'd put him in a psych facility or a rehab through an outreach program for addicts. I am 100% sure he hasn't relapsed on drugs and just takes his own prescribed meds. Tuna just wants sympathy money. >>825577
This is most likely a partly true story like all of Tuna's stories. Her dad maybe had a seizure or other medical condition that caused him to get disoriented, hence him being brought to the hospital and the suggestion of a nursing home. They would take a disoriented addict to a psych facility at the most and release them when they're not a danger to others and themselves.
Tuna is so fucking full of shit and it bothers me how she's throwing public accusations at her dad when those benzos she's been proudly showing off on IG are most likely jacked from Dad when he wasn't around. Plus all of the Amazon/Shein shit came from Dad's account and credit card. No addict would turn a blind eye to their credit card bill and email notifications about purchases. And Tuna's way more of an addict than her dad so she needs to stfu. The only reason she'd be sad to see him put in a nursing home is because she probably wouldn't be able to use his Amazon account anymore or steal his benzos and weed… but she would be stoked thinking she'd get his apartment- Followed by angry ranting on social media when she realizes rented apartments don't get passed on to family like that, especially when she couldn't pay rent.
Exactly. It's infuriating that she bad mouths both of her parents constantly when they constantly let her stay with them despite her rude attitude and lack of contribution to the household in any way. Yet she claims to hate them while staying with them or hanging out with them. Then turns around and uses their misfortunes as her misfortunes, asking for sympathy and handouts when her parents (or anybody she knows) are having a hard time.
Judging from that pathetic video previously shared (or I guess commissioned) where she calls her dad to say she has a job as a "CEO of content for this guy's tech company" then hangs up and takes off that cheap cotton slip and creepily touches herself, her dad seems overwhelmingly supportive, kind, and willing to let her stay whenever she needs. Even though she even sounds high af and doesn't make sense and says "some shit went down here and everything's fucked up real bad here and, and, I um, need to stay with you for awhile…" her Dad STILL was willing to welcome her back with open arms and set up a room for her. I don't know about other anons, but a lot of us would never even be allowed to stay with our parents after we turned 18 because we're considered adults that should be self-sufficient. And the Gruesome Twosome stayed with Tuna's mom for a couple of years and risked her getting kicked out due to their own lack of effort. Her lack of gratitude is one of the most upsetting aspects of her shitty personality for me.
fuck off cow no one gives a shit
This is as cringey as Luna's makeshift pad falling out of her undies.
Heroin is not an aesthetic and it's not cute.
Luna doesn't live in NYC. She squats at mom's old place outside of NYC.
You and your "I'm so skiiiinnny" yet totally normal weighted self can go to NYC and squat somewhere or live on the streets so you can live out your fantasy heroin aesthetic in your favorite aesthetic city. Quit wasting your time telling us and being jealous of Luna. I'm sure Luna thought the NYC heroin shit was aesthetic, too. Link up so we have 2 cows to laugh at. Live your dreams, kid.
Cool to know? Ayrt's point still stands, she couldn't afford fucking afford it and no place would be willing to rent to her unless her dad co-signed or lurch, and his credit/renter's history must be dogshit>>825730>Tuna's an amazonian lardass
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eh, you might be right. withdrawal with the added effect of her absolute shit diet and lack of exercise might have her already pre-hypertension.
on another topic, i’m wondering if luna is going to have a pregnant saga soon. i know she has the dreaded PCOS but there’s no doubt that heroin absolutely wrecked her hormone production and probably stopped her ovulating altogether. she could actually be fertile now. what a crazy ass update that would be.
I see, my bad. I don't think she completely stopped ovulating, remember the makeshift toilet paper "pad" falling out of her underwear in that vid with lurch? Either way, her body will be going through massive changes, that is IF she actually stays sober. Luna has lied about sobriety before and tbh I'm not convinced this time. I don't even think a pregnancy and baby would convince her to be fully sober.>>825937
Luna likes to pretend they're crazy about each other and fuck all the time like twitterpated teenagers, but I really get the impression that they can hardly stand each other without dope
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I wouldn't be surprised if Luna lied to her psych about what drugs she's taking/withdrawing from in order to get her benzos. It's really suspicious to me that her doc gave her something you would give to someone who suffers from short panic attacks, and not something for withdrawal, like you were explaining.
Docs are usually very skeptical on giving benzos in the first place. Especially to someone with a drug abuse history, history of suicidal thoughts and anxiety issues because of it's addictive nature. I really have to wonder if her psych is just inexperienced or just taking everything Luna says as truth until they learn more about her.
Called it. It’s the 2021 beg-a-thon! Starring Luna Slater! Call now and gimme sum REALLY REALLY CHEAP CRAP! The number is 1-800-LUV-LUNA! Have your credit card ready!
"Just found out my dad is gonna die, also i want to play with makeup and markers and cute clothes, pls send!"
Fucking christ is this girl a sociopath? Not an ounce of genuine concern or care for her father. Pretty sure she made a bigger stink over Roger rotting on the floor and his "sUrPrIsE dEaTh".
This is emergency. I'm gonna throw $100 at a useless plushie… for myself! And I hope everyone that reads it does the same.
Seriously, get bent Luna. You just ordered a bunch of shit and yet you want more and more? I mean I get it, but you gotta support your shopping addiction yourself at least
If I was going to send her something I would send some mental health/sobriety workbooks and some Bic pens since she seems unable to save up money and walk to the store herself. Does NYC not have dollar stores?
This shit enrages me, she didn't even lie and say she needs the money for the end of life care and funeral arrangements. I hope no-one sends her anything, but it seems she has a simp or two that eat up all of her lying and begging.
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>>825993>My dad is dying, please send sanrio.
My bets are still on ~Luna sending dad to hospice to try usurp thy luxurious upper east side apartment-saga~
This bitch… she could easily steal markers and notebooks.
And she just bought more ugly shit on Amazon with Dad's credit card so asking for more and saying she has nothing is infuriating.
Also, pretty sure her dad isn't dying out of nowhere because she clearly thinks he's going to die just because he had a medical crisis and went to the hospital. That's not "out of nowhere".
Her begging isn't a junkie thing. It's a Tuna thing. You'd be surprised how many drug addicts of any kind aren't as narcissistic and needy as Tuna.
Her dad isnt going to die.
Shes lying ofc and what a fucking sick thing to lie about.
She would have given details and not just glazed over it (or at least not have been so fucking vague). So he went from relapsing, wandering around the streets without a coat, nearly being put into a nursing home by "them", and now hes randomly suddenly dying? ……….HIGHLY doubtful.
She turns into a bigger and bigger piece of fucking shit as the weeks go by.
exactly what this anon said.
also when you do benzos, even at therapeutic doses, you can have 'rebound anxiety' upon stopping the drug.
for example, if you take xanax regularly and you/your doctor wants you to taper off, they might switch you to a longer acting benzo like klonopin to make it a smoother taper.
sage for drug sperg
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Luna is posting in a bojack horseman group I am in
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is this what she means by PHD? it would explain a lot
Upping her begging for her birthday like I said here >>825483
. This is what happens when you're addicted to social media and showing off.>>826093
Must be that doctor Matthew left a review on Google using Luna's account, "Gluck Solutions".
It’s a sick thing to lie about, and not like she deserves good things, but I really hope she’s just lying about her dad, for her own sake. With her dad being around it means she possibly has an escape route if one day the light does go on and she realizes how awful her life is and what she’s done to herself. If her dad really does die then she has no one left who actually cares for her, Lurch sure as hell doesn’t.
I always hate the way Luna goes on about how “hard she’s trying” and how she always says shit like “I’m trying to get back into writing and poetry” and “gonna work really hard on some art”, acting like this is what’s going to bring her happiness and all she needs to do is just do the exact same shit she’s comfortable with and that will eventually bring some sort of revolutionary inner peace. The only thing that’s going to truly make Luna happy is heroin. That is if she never gets a job or cleans her act up and apologizes for the shit she’s done. What a waste.
>>826111>the fact shds posting a long fucking list of all her problems and her hobbies and interests and what to buy her and also ugly fucking selfies nobody wants to see know on a group where people come to post memes and laugh and joke and talk about a comedy cartoon about an anthropomorphic horse
To be honest, a lot of people do that on Bojack Horseman groups. You come for memes and show discussion and end up having to scroll through stories of depression of random people.
I get why this happens, but wish those posted were tagged so you can filter them away.
TLDR people in Bojack groups do it all the time (maybe except ebegging)
If her dad actually dies then it's game over for her. He's her safety net and has been for years.
Her dad financially supports her, gives her a spare place to live, and buys her things. If he dies then all that goes bye-bye.
She can't squat in the housing facility forever. Once the temperatures get warm enough they're going to be more forceful in getting her and Lurch out. Lurch already blew through anything Roger left him and they lost Roger's place. Luna's mom can't hide them a second time in her new government place. There's no fucking way she'd be able to afford her dad's place if she was able to secure it. Not with how fast she blows money on cheap shit and drugs.
Luna is screwed. Best case she'll wind up like Margaret, flitting from hostel to hostel (or shelter to shelter, without Lurch) with all her mangy plushies and her dad's leftovers in store facilities.
I fully see Lurch abandoning her when she's not got anything left to give unless she starts prostituting properly.
Honestly her dad deserves better than being used by someone who shit talks him like he's a bad person while she runs around with the worst people doing the worst shit. He shouldn't be an escape for her when life gets too hard and addiction is too much for her.
I hope she finally doesn't have anyone to use for her escape from addiction, because she'd probably take it much more seriously if she had no rich Daddy to rely on. She can join the rest of the addicts of the world that either sink or swim, not get a rich Daddy to throw them life jackets and haul them into safety.
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Stole this from the other farms.
"Someone help! Something is wrong with my dad! He can't be ill or dying, I still need money!
By the way, my markers are all dried up and I really want to get back into art, can someone send me some markers"
lol funny how her dad's "relapse" is now only benzos, she's been selling benzos to her dad for like 5+ years and never had a problem with it.
Been following Luna since the first few threads and I'm glad this is finally happening. She has nowhere to live, all her friends stopped letting her mooch off them, her dad can't bail her out, and she's panicking because it's been days since he gave her money and her pills have now ran out. The doctors won't tell her shit because they've dealt with people like her before - doped out retard who won't accept that her dad can't leave hospital and send her $40 right now.
tinfoil, but none of the pills she's been listing are prescribed to her, she always gets seroquel which is nicknamed "baby heroin" because junkies buy it to help with withdrawals. Luna stopped seeing any therapists for years, and only got medicaid a couple months ago. What the fuck sort of therapist is gonna give her a script for Lamictal, Seroquel, Clonodine and Xanax all at the same time? In the span of like 2-3 months? She's buying them off the streets like she always used to.
samefagging to add that when Roger died, the hospital called them and told them he was in hospice and they should probably visit him. They didn't. And then they ignored the phone call about him dying.
Maybe I'm being horrible for implying she only cares about her Dad's wallet, but she's much more invested in her father's health than she was Rogers. They didn't call around and ask the nurses how Roger was doing, they just let him die.
With how often she badmouths her father and said that Roger was like a father to her (or her mom's ex junkie boyfriend was a father to her), all she cares about is his money.
Luna sees her dad as a walking credit card. If something happens to him then that's her money gone.
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jesus christ is that my melody FILTHY
She's actively talking about going to IKEA for furniture as if they really live there. They're sleeping on an air mattress on the floor and squatting with a broken lock.
God just all at all those bodily stains on the blue comforter and how nasty everything looks. A fire would be a blessing to that bedbug infested hellhole.
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Luna copy pasted that post one of u pulled from KF and posted it on her insta cause everyone in her orbit has to hear this bs apparently and shes too souless and doesnt give enough fucks to write something original to go with the pics. Imagine being so lazy you can't even write a separate post for another account about something so big as your dad being really sick\dying. Its probably cause it's a lie but even if it wasn't id expect that level of lazy behavior. Papa tuna doesn't seem to be very happy to be next to her but who could blame him. Just look at the pics of her flat. She looks like she smells like the inside of a ferret cage
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tuna isn't your dad dying? This and >>826214
were posted an hour after >>826232
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What a delusional bitch. I can't imagine facing homelessness and spending money on cable and cheap!cheap!cheap! Furniture. She's not gonna have a house to put that furniture in by summer. She is on borrowed time as is in that building and her selfies show off the fact they still haven't got a fucking locksmith. And she loves to remind us how her building is full of angry crack heads who hate her. She is so delusional she has no sense of danger. I can't understand why she doesn't get a lock because she loves buying cheap things but whatever i doubt she wants to buy any furniture really she just wants to cry online about how she doesn't have any furniture in the hopes one of her Simps will be kind enough to donate some
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*triggering sorry i forgot attached the picture
She's squatting with a "dying dad" as if funeral costs ain't gonna hit her and talking about fucking IKEA?! This smelly fucking cunt is delusional as hell. More delusional than her dad apparently is.>>826250
Exactly. I hope the crackheads in the building see the cable guy there and rob their asses. She seriously thinks they're just going to stay there forever on daddy pity bucks and Lurch's junkie bullying.>>826257
I'm surprised her mom showed up at all. And invited over? Girl, it ain't your place it was once hers.
"how hard I / we are working" seems to be the new "cheap">>826258
She gets a 5 minute taste of what she put her mom through for months and "it felt like a slap in the face". Absolute piece of shit.
Get fucked Luna. This is exactly how your mom felt when you and lurch stumbled into her home, stole her bed and started taking heroin in front of her.
Weird that she switched target to her mom after being able to contact her dad, even weirder that luna worded it like "a few DAYS ago I invited my mom over". What her mom's been nodding off in front of her for days and this is the first time she mentions it?
Bullshit, she's trying to get more sympathy bux.
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from the other farms
interesting way of saying she literally kicked her mother out of her bedroom so her and lurch could have a free place to shoot up and sleep. tuna talks about her mom like she was an inconvenience to her living in her own fuckin apartment. god damn.>>826330
wtf do you mean anon? this is better than how they usually look but it's just the filter imo. my main problem with her lips isn't even the fucked up shape, it's that she smears lip product all over her face.
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She’s just posted on her Instagram that a family friend just bought her a bunch of shit from IKEA, in a house she’s SQUATTING IN! This bitch infuriates me so fucking much. Your dad might be dying, but YOU are the one who needs new furniture! Jesus fucking Christ. Has this bitch literally ever bought anything herself?
Scribbling with markers is not a "strategy", it's lollygaging. Who told her she needs distractions? Not the therapist, I'm sure. She needs the opposite, to get her head out of the sand and get focused for once. Get a job before markers. Get an apartment before Ikea.
The only thing she got from that time in therapy a few years ago are new excuses. Since then, every stupid trinket she wants and every time she lollygags around are proclaimed to be therapeutic. Instead of using the therapy to better herself, she used it to entrench herself in her ways.
Probably both conning an old lady and using her dad's credit card while he's ill. We know that she thinks old people have lives that are "pretty much over" and she proves this by her treatment of elderly people. She straight up stole from Roger, a dying man. Why wouldn't she steal from her "dying" dad?
Karma is long overdue for this useless cunt and I hope it hits soon cause next to Onion and Moo, Tuna needs to get a huge punch in the gut from reality.
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the magic dumpster is now a magic thrift store
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This bitch is always lying. There’s no way any thrift store would have these shoes in her beast foot size.
>>826528>I treated myself to this a few weeks ago
You "treat yourself" with ten items of clothing every week (even though you're perpetually "almost homeless!!1!") that you'll wear for half a month and then throw in the corner to collect dust because you're too lazy to wash clothing, Luna.
What is she "treating" herself for doing? Completing another day of sitting on her cellulitic ass, begging strangers on the internet for money, never accomplishing anything with her life?
She seems to have endless money recently, maybe they did have that $10,000 dollar “nest egg” from somewhere, probably evil, dying dad. But now she knows they can’t evict until the moratorium is up she has a place to live for a few months. How does she not have any foresight? That money won’t last long buying all this stuff and I’ll bet an old family friend did not buy her furniture. Daddy dying was another set up grid for sheckles and junk.
I don’t care what her teachers told her, she probably went to a high school where failing is in the top third of the class, but I really think she is on some tard spectrum.
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What makes you think shes without lurch…..?
I saw her “haul” post in IG and immediately thought it’s from grave robbing spree.
They are not as grimy as usual but usually she mentions the price (CHEAP) if she’s shopping with daddy’s credit card or stealing from physical store.
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new fb profile pic… those filters though
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Her showing off her hair like she's really proud of it in the caption like the really thinks she's done something other than frazzle it and turn it into straw. Everything about this girl from the way she sees her hair, to herself to other people and the world is pure delusion
She is so infuriating. Luna should have learned from the last time she was evicted, after all she spent months afterwards crying and moaning about “losing 90%” of her stuff. Her shit should be all in garbage bags for when the police or landlord inevitably come in and tells her she has 5 mins to get out. I think she’s hoping Papa Tuna will croak soon and she will get his apartment. All of this new furniture and she will have absolutely no way to bring them with her when she’s kicked out.
Zero foresight or sense of future planning, like others have said
What the fuck? Very weird comparison but it looks like what happens when a snake vomits up a white mouse it ate before it was fully digested.
Inb4 Luna ebegging for deep conditioning treatments or biotin gummies because her hair's breaking off
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Looks like something a sick dog would vomit up.>>826876>How do I face these demons that I've surpressed for so many years?
Have you tried growing up? Being a normal, functional adult?
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I really can't wait till this bitch doesn't have a roof to store all her cheap cheap cheap useless shit in. Her constant begging is like an addiction in itself cause she never goes a day without posting online on one of her accounts asking for some really useless dumb shit. Her posts are so fucking annoying i lowkey can't believe she's a real person and not a troll with her lack of self awsrness. Idk if u guys agree but i find this beg particularly annoying though. I think its because outside of begging all she has done lately is post her cheap buys or poor me scenarios to benifit off i.e dad. Fuck this bitch. One day she will wise up and beg for a shopping trolly and cases to pack up all her cheap plastic crap so she can take it with her when she finally ascends to true street junky level when she Looses her house when its a bit warmer
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Those chairs straight up look like they got stolen from a church.
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Luna doesn't look very sober in this photo
>>826904>It isn't used as whatever tf Dateline watching anon is calling bAbY hEroIn
My bad, I was reading this study where they refer to it as such https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2848462/
Didn't know it'd trigger
so many anons days after I wrote it. I tend to look up the shit she's taking so I am talking out of my ass.
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I feel bad for those poor souls. Honey, Luna will not be your penpal. She's only interested in your money
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idk anon, those all seem like egirls simping for Tuna. No elderly ladies in sight
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meant to post this pic first, but whatever
They're also hiding behind a thousand filters and look like blimps in clothes that are about to burst. They're also really dumb as hell for falling for anything that Luna says. So in a way, they are relatable to Tuna.
I'm kind of hoping that her dad does end up dying just to cut off her main supply of money. She'll have these idiots to fall back on, but there aren't many of them.
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I find it fummy her talking about making things for friends probably to convince someoke to buy her stuff when we all know luna doesnt have a giving bone in her body and would be to selfish to part with anything she made even if it was completely crappy cause she would be uwu so attached to it
Is she too retarded to look online for embroidery tools? There are probably millions of tutorials online.
She’s probably hoping somebody will send her a start up kit. I can’t wait to see her embroidery “art”. Most of what she is probably seeing that makes her want to do it is either done by a seasoned, talented artist or a machine that costs as much as a car and she will never be able to afford.
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Right? Like, wtf did she expect them to do, say "oh yes pls just come on by and I'll hand you a ring full of apartment keys so you can browse our selection at your leisure, rly rly nice of you to apply for my apartments!"?
For someone who has had six months' notice to move at this point, and has allegedly been apartment hunting all that time, how can she not expect the basics? They didn't even ask for a credit report, which is usually mandatory as well.
If she's looking for a handshake deal she needs to be looking for Craigslist roommates.
Yeah, it's become a pattern for Luna. She literally NEVER does her own research. She has an entire internet to pirate books, games, comic, films etc. at her disposal. Yet she always takes out the same 5 grimey books for inspiration. Anytime she's supposedly interested in something, she asks her IG followers about it. Not only she expects them to do the research for her, she also wants people to buy her the games, books, supplies etc.
She is completely incapable of showing the bare minimum of interest in things that she wants to do. I don't get this. Yeah I know, blablabla depression. Even then most people at least look up something of interest like once a year.
Weird how she's always able to google things to buy for herself!>>826987
I kind of like those photos. Or would if they weren't so tryhard, grimey and repetive.>>827001
NGL USA is crazy when it comes to renting apartments but Luna should be well aware of that by now lmfao. She is an amerifat, after all. Always been one. This isn't her first rodeo.
She literally posted a picture of herself high as fuck so she shouldn't be proud of herself.>>827001
I'm assuming her time is running out if she's looking for an apartment. It's getting warm here in NY so the landlord can kick her out soon.
More like she begged him to groom her and he finally relented (supposedly when she was 18 she says), but said he'd take her as she is because she's too pathetic to even try to groom. >>827001
Not to give Tuna any scam ideas, but other than apartment managers who actually run your credit themselves through their creditor(s) of choice, all of the things she listed to get an apartment is extremely easy to create with a little document knowledge, a little editing, and knowing how to set up alternate numbers to represent anyone the apartment management will call. How do to NyC jUnKiEs not know how to get around shit?! However, the fake documents will get them in deep shit of they can't pay.
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For someone sober she looks like she just did a shot looking at her eyes and how doped she looks. Maybe this is the beginning of relapse saga? Since she made it a month and can now get her shitty tattoo and piercing
i’m compelled to believe it’s just xans since she is probably overusing them to compensate for no dope. but considering how many xans she’s taken over the years, i’m not sure that she could ever get this high without stopping for a while.
i’m wondering if she’s getting painkillers and doesn’t consider it using.
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Stfu tuna, stfu
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Your bpd isnt the problem. The fact you blame everything around u but put 0 effort into bettering yourself as a person\writer\artist whatever then blame everyone and thing else because your sad about the results of your lazinessm
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Posted twice with a slightly tweaked caption she's probably sulking because nobody bought her embroidery stuff or a apparentment yet
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No luna, pumpkin hates you too, she's just using you for food how you use everyone else for cheap! cheap! cheap! trinkets
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either a farmer or people are catching on
Just bite the bullet and get roommates Luna. That’s what life is like for most twenty somethings here in NYC. There is no privacy, no glamour, no LOWER EAST SIDE APARTMENT in your future if you wanna live in this fucking city at this point in your life. Take the scraps you have and consider yourself blessed because it seems like things are only going to get worse for you.
I can’t with her sometimes. She barely even leaves her apartment… what difference does it make if she lives here or in Wisconsin? So delusional
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>>827075> “I’ve never mentioned sobriety”
yeah okay, kek
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No new milk but someone else was catching on on another selfie earlier. Lol at the lazy eye excuse. Luna lazy eye who was such a lazy person even her eyes went lazy and rolled back into her head (she's totally not on drugs) sounds like a cautionary tale u would tell toddlers to make sure they don't grow up lazy and be a leech like luna
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Girl don’t even start lol, all you do is consume
Her eyes have been watching two different galaxies since she started heroine.>>827084
She has a million people buying her things, she can afford environment friendly things since she's not the one paying for them.
How about not buying a mountain of useless shit shipped straight from China, like cheap cheap clothes and cheap cheap plastic lights?
Especially since the moment they get kicked out she will just throw everything in the trash and start back up again buying dollar store crap. She knows she’s going to get kicked out and trying to squat as long as she can. It’s ridiculous that’s she’s trying to buy furniture and decoration that will end up too disgusting for it to be re-sold or donated.
only time I've seen a lazy eye develop in adulthood was with a girl that smoked a shit-ton of k2. Maybe her xans are represses from the street or she is doing dope again and it's cut with some nasty shit>>827088
also have to agree I could've sworn she has had a very slight lazy eye for quite some time and it only comes out when she's really fucked up. It's not uncommon for dope users idk why
It's because when you're fucked up on something often you can't focus your eyes, the muscles relax too much. I've seen it happen to chronic drinkers too, since alcohol is a depressant. That's why they say someone is so drunk they see double, the eyes are out of focus looking every which way and can't produce a merged picture.
Since she doesn't drink, she must be on some heavy depressants, ie this "new medication that makes me sleepy". Any guesses what that is?
She’s zonked out on benzos as per usual; she was showing off five 2 mg Xanax bars just yesterday and claimed she HAD to take a bar because her hands shook.
But don’t worry! She definitely isn’t physically addicted to benzos. It was just her anxiety and The Sad. Send presents immediately..
This is for sure what she wants. She wants it under $10 or free. With her dad having health issues and now health bills, how the hell is she going to afford it? With Lurch's stimulus check? That's probably not even enough for a security deposit on a $1500 place.>>827188
No one cares about your lazy eye.
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So I just glanced upon one of the papers, and it says esotropia (cross eyed) was present in opiate withdrawal, but exotropia (wall eyed) was present in opiate intake.
Luna has the second thing going on.
>>826969>What would you buy to start
Literally a needle, thread and a hoop.
I know she's asking so people would send her shit but this is such a stupid question
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I didn't even think about that at the time but you're right. Landlords usually run a credit and background check. Lurch's background check alone will be a huge hell no for landlords.>>827227
A couple of years ago she said that she begs because it works. So yeah, she's not going to stop. Even when she got massively called out on Facebook, she disappeared for a long while and started begging in private. Now she's doing it out in the open again.>>827236
No one cares Tuna, you're an adult not a teen, shut the fuck up.>>827251
Still can't believe someone got her that. You'd think that naive person would look at Tuna's situation and tell her to get her priorities straight.
at this point, her whole shtick of being the most fucked up skinny cute blonde addict is worn out.
imagine thinking your life of getting to skate by with no job or degree as people send you gifts is the worst and no one could ever understand you.
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It's ridiculous but that's not the real reason. The real one is even sadder than that.
She pitched a fit because the portions were 'too small' and said "An average person would eat at least two of those if not three"
She made an entire blogpost about how little food they got for lunch. On top of that if I remember right, she got some hard truths about Lurch and called it quits soon after. Not that she was doing much but taking OOTD selfies in the bathroom and complaining about how the program was starving her.
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Poor Luna is miserable! Thank god she gathered enough strength to take a selfie.
She is such a selfish twat, guaranteed there were people in her group that were literally, visibly malnourished and here is this 6’ tall, blond Bigfoot wearing slippers complaining about the portions. This may have been their only meal for the day. She has never starved, she may have been hungry a time or 2, just like the rest of us, but she has never been grateful to get a small meal to take the pains away.
Luna is the only cow on here that can make me want to a-log.
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I was going back through the threads to look for evidence of self harm because I couldn’t remember seeing anything other than her writing shitty poetry about relapsing on it. But I found this pic all the way back from the first tuna thread, 5 years ago.
She just realized she was wall eyed though, kek.
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So I did find a pic in the 10th thread of “the worst self harm relapse ever”. It’s honestly the only evidence up until then of self harm other than the super desperate poetry mentions.
The other anon mentioned it and I didn’t remember either but here is the proof that Tuna, in fact, self harms.
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there is plenty of proof but she shows them off casually.
Have another pic fron thread 13, I don't feel like looking for more but there you go
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the secondhand embarrassment is too much
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How the fuck does she get all those female simps thirsty for her attention?
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They say birds of a feather flock together…
“I got a V8 pussy with a Cadillac ass” lmao what???
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>>827376>links photos of multiple things
"I was going to get these really cute and CHEAP stuff with the money! It would really cheer me up if someone could help"
She's so fucking irritating. Also, how much do you want to bet that they're relying on that stimulus check to try to get an apartment? Tuna knows nothing about the requirements necessary to get a place cause all she ever does is squat.
im fakeboitherottengirl, I lurk here. Im not a simp, I have never sent her money or material possessions, I literally am that nice to anybody who I see post about struggling, shes just very public with her struggles and so I feel compelled to be kind to her because I know that anybody posting that candidly about their struggles needs reassurance and support and if I can make somebody in a shitty situation feel a little less shitty at no cost to myself other than the 2 minutes it takes to reply to a post, then I do. I know she has BPD and attention/reassurance is important to her. I don't expect anything in return, other than the fact that being nice to her makes me feel a little less guilty about snooping in these threads (but im not above it and Im not going to pretend like I am).
I promise that im the least interesting person, Im sorry that the milk is dry but I thought as far as these threads go Ive already been designated "fat and unimportant" and I'd prefer if weirdos didn't post screencaps of my tumblr on hate forums for the crime of being too kind.
Also "v8 pussy and Cadillac ass" is a reference to a line in the movie "Gummo" I swear im not interesting, or worth posting here, Im not worth discussing, I'm literally just a retarded kid who spergs about horror movies and reblogs gay GTAV fanart and if this could be the last time I had to post a message like this in one of these threads that would be really swell. I know Im probably going to catch a b& for this novel of a post but I'd prefer to stay a spectator in all of this.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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Stocked up on more cheap garbage she absolutely needs
This is some manipulative shit and I’m not here for it lol. Your Tumblr is straight up embarrassing. Idk what’s wrong with you but it doesn’t need to be your whole identity (I say that as a fellow crazy).
Guys I just realized it’s not her daddy’s credit she might be blowing. It’s the stimulus she probably received right?
Maybe acting like she didn’t get it and is basically wasting it on cheap cheap cheaps so ppl can still “donate” to her cause.
Shes not hurting for money, ever.
Also how funny there has been ZERO posts from her about her "dad dying" since the first copy-paste ones she posted everywhere. Knew it was fake.
She also followed Soren on here and is an extroon radfem. All this while obsessing over Luna. Pretty sure she also posted her trauma story of being groomed by a bdsm lesbian both here and on her blog also bet she's responsible for thirstposting about uggo GTA. guy in husbandos or unconventional attractions
Imagine recklessly showcasing your farming and yet being offended when you are capped for interacting with a cow like a thirsty yandere
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im sure its detrooned ftm though its kinda hard to tell in some photoshttps://fakeboitherottengirl.tumblr.com/tagged/face%20reveal
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>>827415>She's almost cow status herself.
Well she definitely is now >>827434
So does she go in the fakeboi/transtrender thread now?>>827435
Damn, no wonder Tuna ignores the hell out of this thing.
What the hell did you expect when you outed yourself here? If you hadn’t commented I can 100% assure you we would’ve just moved on and never mentioned you again.
Maybe don’t bring attention to yourself on an anonymous forum. It’ll never end well.
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anyway, I went looking in the past threads to see if Luna ever actually acknowledges this thread (nope) and I found hilarious old milk that’s actually aged like milk.
>”I don’t want roger to sleep on the couch”
or like, the dying old man could have had the bedroom and you could have used a futon in the living room? guess that’s not her style since despite saying this she made her mom sleep on the couch for two years.
OP here. She never specified. Just vague posted about how (to the best of my knowledge) the person said things about her relationship that made her cry and she quit soon after.>>827362
It's a bit weird how she can look like two different people sometimes. You see her strung out and zombie looking and then in this she looks like the typical stoner art student. A bit weird but not nightmarish like in >>827360>>827391
Daddy's credit card is going overtime. Then again she's not paying rent or bills because she's squatting. That stimmy is going to be spent in 24 hours, if not earlier.
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Are you sure that's a she, anon?>>827420
The shoulders and legs seem mtf to me.(derailing)
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I think this counts as a mention. She's definitely peeped her thread here or kf before.
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If anyone was shocked Luna told the social worker her mom's life is over, this is the poem she wrote half a year before the incident. https://heavenlykitten1996.tumblr.com/post/624852230661619712/my-mother-doesnt-deserve-to-be-fucking
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And without her parents she wouldn't have been living her extended adolescence, but she lacks the optics to see she would've been homeless by now. https://heavenlykitten1996.tumblr.com/post/619780907781537792/i-feel-so-trapped-with-my-parents-they-treat-me
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Jesus that hair is fucked
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That post was from 2019 but your point is still valid
. It’s dumb she overtakes seroquel and runs out of it. I’m leaning more towards she was never actually prescribed it and got it from someone else (her mom? Her dad? Roger predeath? A weirdo drug dealer?)
how about instead of spending $50-200 on a fuzzy bean bag chair Luna you buy a gym membership for $20 a month.
You get access to the gym AND a shower and it's cheap cheap cheap. It blows my mind that she doesn't have any sense of self preservation or self improvement, even if she is an addict.. I've seen bag ladies/men use the local gym and bring their hoard with them (they put their stuff in the lockers). Fuck, she loves the idea of being a writer and artist so much but she can't even save $300 of the stim check to take a creative writing course at a college.
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Don't think that's going to fit her fat ass and if it does, she's going to squash it like an ice cream cake and ruin it's structure. All the reviews across JC Penney, ebay and amazon all say the same thing; super small, uncomfortable and cheap.
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I laugh at the "goddess" in diamonds on her ungodly body. The delusion
I was hoping she's trying to be ironic with her hippo gOdDeSs ass, but it seems more like a misguided attempt to practice self-love.
She looks like she's trying to be cast as the dusty, dumpy version of Paris Hilton in the early 2000s on for a spoof movie.
Too funny. Hopefully she posts about it arriving. Even funnier if she denies anything wrong and posts photos of herself wedged into it.
I wonder if she’ll attempt to return it (doubt as she’s lazy) or if the poor cat will be gifted it as a bed (I hope so).
I'm not being hyperbolic she looks like she's wearing a cheap
party city wig. That bleach completely fried her hair.
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Goddamn there is literally no ass to her. It's like she flattened it to the point it's bulging out the sides. Her proportions are so weird to me. She's the literal embodiment of this.
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lol you're right. Every single positive review is from someone who bought it for their toddler.
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Did you put it in the name field or the email field?
It's so unfortunate because if she wasn't so completely disgusting and unkempt I think she could make OnlyFans money off of her weird figure. There's always a market of scrotes who are into super exaggerated body parts like her hips (plus her height) and although anons might disagree with me it seems like her face has held up decently well under the crusty makeup. I know they're filtered but she looks surprisingly good in >>827360
. Wild that she might be the only person who I would recommend sex work to as a positive choice compared to what she's doing now. Too bad that she's too much of a bartard to even be capable of that>>827763
A cheap Party City wig that someone put on a moldy styrofoam mannequin head and left out in the rain for a few days.
Not that anon but I think it was an honest mistake until they posted this >>827852
Sage belongs in the email-field so the typo doesn't matter and she didn't even try to sage the second post which was ban evasion on top of that. You didn't bother to sage either.
No need to derail but ffs could people lurk moar before bumping the thread with their useless bs. Sage if you haven't got milk.
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A small animal crossing update in case someone wants her dream address
>>828005sorry for AC sperging but
i really don't get how she manages to get all the newest popular shit so quickly. does she pay for it or has anybody caught her in AC groups on facebook begging for her favourite emotional support squirrel and the celeste furniture and her uwu cute pink stuff? i've been assuming she's paid for it because she used to drop a ton on pocket camp but tons of AC normies are gullible as absolute fuck and would probs give it away for free.>>828021
peep the filth on her screen and the nasty grime somehow wedged under the L/R button on her joycons though. you're still right though, i have no fucking clue how the back of her switch is still actually white.
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Stolen from the other farms. Tuna is still whining away about the stimulus check. Had she both to google she would have found that SSI, SSDI and VA benny’s have not yet been slated for release. But she’s a scammy type and probably hoping somebody will donate to her to get through these next few days because she must be starving.
And wasn’t lurch born in 1979? Wouldn’t that make him 43 or so?
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Really? Does NYS know that?
which is funny because according to >>771858
, their sixth anniversary was 10 months ago.
so how old is this scrote and when tf did he get into her pants?
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Wants to see a couples' therapist with Matthew lmao
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Not included in her list of lil projects: getting a job.
No mention of: cleaning her apartment, helping clean the communal areas of her building, working with a charity even with simple tasks like spending some time with some lonely seniors in the neighbourhood or welcoming people into blood donation centers…
Or how about stop siphoning away all the funds she receive from tax payers into Shein useless trinkets? There are so many things unemployed people can do to help out their community but no, all she can think of is “maybe journaling will make me a good person uwu”
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She’s been busy taking pictures of her fupa and playing video games, just like all productive members of society do (1/2)
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Who refers to getting a script from a psych as “buying”? I know it’s rather nit-picky but I feel that it’s a slight indicator that she’s not getting seroquel from a psych.
Wouldn’t you say “I’m going to request more”?
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from her tumblr… why the hell is the back of her arm so scratched up/bruised?
Surely any half decent couples therapist is gonna disapprove of your creepy boyfriend who groomed you as a teenager and got you addicted to heroin??!>>828263
Not sure if it's just the filter but she looks 40 here
She's going to buy more now and then ask her psychiatrist for some, is clearly what she's saying.
This anon also read it the same >>828284
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Tuna has to weigh at least 190, based on her body size.
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Oh I see now, we aren't talking about the same thing. She's been doing both. I promise these are track marks I would bet my whole stimmy on it.
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considering this photo is from 20 days ago and shows no scarring, i think it’s safe to say she’s shooting up in her arm.
the discoloration is still there, its just harder to see because of the lighting/the way shes bending her arm (shes scrunching it up in this picture so her chub folds over and hides it where the other pic she was stretching it out flat)
Also if she actually is getting on an antipsychotic like Seroquel and taking it with any regularity she is not going to be happy about the weight gain side effect. i think thats how you can tell shes just popping/abusing them, if she was taking them as prescribed shed be gaining significant weight
I just hope she doesn't decide to make more sex videos to scar the world with.>>828313
Consider getting your eyesight checked.>>828324
You're not sober, Luna. You shove a fistful of pills down your fat throat every day.
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What a cute set of priorities she has 3 months or so into her squat, with her dying father, falling out with her mother, and boyfriend facing charges.
Also lol @ asking for friendships. Bitch you is alone for a reason. Advertising you have no friends does not bring sympathy like you'd think.
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>>828345>wanna feel like a stereotypical "good housewife"
How about you actually maintain a decent home instead of your filthy squat hovel? Oh wait that would require being a decent person and having a home and presumably a gainfully employed husband to pay the bills for said home. Luna tradwife wannabe arc when?
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Ok my bad, not the munchie thread but the Kelly and Chompurrs thread. Someone posted a link to reddit on January 17 and Luna posted on reddit on January 20 (62 days ago) saying she started reading 3 days prior. So she lurks the farms.
she posts in the /r/illnessfakers and /r/MunchSnark subreddit. In addition to that we've also caught her in Abby Brown Facebook groups talking shit about how Abby doesn't deserve her cute clothes because they'd look better on Luna. I think it's pretty clear she reads here, she probably just doesn't visit her own thread often (tbh I wouldn't, either) b/c she can't handle the image of herself she sees here; she sees her true reflection and the honest, unfiltered, non-sugar-coated thoughts of people reacting to her.
But I imagine, like any cow, she got curious about her surroundings and her fellow cowesses on here and KF. She clearly browses the farms and these munchie subreddits to feel better about herself, which is hilarious because she has literally nothing to feel superior for. She's probably the worst-off of all the non-deathfat/ED cows in terms of health, risk of becoming homeless and/or incarcerated, not to mention her total lack of income. At least TND has a stable home, some income, and an insane-but-supportive family with enough money to keep her from having to face any real consequences for her behavior. Hell, even 2x Cow of the Year Shaynasty finally got a bed and isn't immediately facing threat of eviction. Even Shay's absolutely disgusting biohazard of an apartment/wardrobe are nothing compared to Luna's taupe-turned-black carpet, bloodstained, pastel-brown clothing, and her collection of sepia-toned My Melody/Sanrio plushies.
Luna has absolutely NO room to brag or feel superior to any of her fellow cows.
Sweet, innocent anons and their tinfoils… these are not active, current track marks on her arms. She also doesn't actually know how to shoot up and Lurch's technique is pitiful and extremely damaging. Even if he perfectly shot her up every time, her veins in the crook of her arm would be done after a month if she's lucky. You have to rotate spots because the vein builds up scar tissue. There's no way she's still shooting into the same area of her arm she started using at least 2 years ago. With Lurch's phlebotomy technique, she'd be lucky if he could hit the same vein for a week.
She hasn't posted any recent pictures showing actual current tracks. Even the discoloration on her legs that look bruised aren't current, but damage she did under her skin from missing a vein since she can't mainline even if her life depended on it.
Stop with the stupid "I see track marks!!" tinfoil. Making baseless claims just based on what you think track marks look like is stupider than Tuna calling herself sober while popping Xanax that isn't even prescribed to her.
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The bean bag chair arrived (1/2)
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All of this crap is gonna get thrown in the trash when she gets kicked out of her apartment. It’s almost April Luna, you’ve gotten lucky these past few months but it’s only a matter of time…
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filthy My Melody is Luna's Where's Waldo
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She's going to be buying more useless shit now that Lurch has a date for his stimulus check.
Here's to hoping their worthless asses get tossed like the trash they are soon.
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So i guess it's p clear shes given up saying her dad is dying then ?
She told her mom that her life was already over and didn't deserve any help which is pretty equal to what her dad said. I'm glad one of her parents won't just let her say off the wall shit to them. And why would he tell that to Lurch? He doesn't even like Lurch.>>828436
I think it's mostly people just impatiently waiting for Luna to get what she deserves after all the shit that she has done to other people and getting away with it. I don't think many of us actually think she's going to get kicked out, but we're hoping that she does.
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I really love it when luna complains about how badly covid ruins her life because its proof she literally chooses to be upset because before lockdown she literally did none of this shit. She's only bitching about it because she can't do it. Lets be real, covid or no covid shes to fucking lazy to go to the library. Shed sooner cry online about whatever book or manga she wants till someone buys her it to shut her the fuck up already n go away for a second till she wants some other cheap cheap cheap
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Luna really thinks strangers want to buy her stuff for her birthday. Honey no, your not worth $2.3 let alone $23.38. And anyone who buys this just wants to fuck a fat chick. They don't actually care about her lmao. I don't even think lunch cares about her
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Junkies spending money they don't have on something else but drugs? Doesn't compute. He must have stolen it or traded for a cut of drugs, right?
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You’d think she’d buy stuff for her “apartment”. Like a lock or something. I wonder where all this money is coming from. However she’s getting it she’s blowing it. It’ll all be gone soon enough.
I can’t wait for her to finally get hers through karma.
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Oh come on. We all know she doesn't leave because she's afraid the landlord is gonna come ans she's gonna get locked out. Fuck this lying, thieving, full of shit scammer.
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How many plastic trinkets and stuffed animals will it take to fill the void in her soul?
Wouldn't even a BPDfag (especially a diagnosed one) realize one day that those everyday shopping sprees are concerning? She literally never has complained about being unable to stop herself from buying crap, wanting more shit etc…>>828550
She ordered HOW MUCH shit? Jesus christ
No, no they don't look great, Tuna.>>828538
Exactly. I hope they get robbed for being retarded with money.>>828542
That's a Tuna thing. >>828550
May it all end up in a dumpster.
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I like how she brags as if she has a small waist and a big round ass, when this creature looks like something from the people of Walmart.
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She’s posting lolita style clothing that she wants to buy on Tumblr and complaining that some of the brands “only” go up to size large kek.
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> “My ass has become my money maker” Girl stoppp lmao
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Jeez how long has she been pretending to do that bpd workbook?
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Luna goes on a long winded tangent to someone who asked her about doing heroin and is offended that her friends got tired of dealing with a scammer (1/3)
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>>828606> my ass has become my money maker
kek my sides are in the cosmos
if she doesn't accept that she was a shitty person on heroin and that it made her life worse in every way, she's never gonna commit to being sober.
like your friends left because you never interacted with them beyond begging for drug money or lying about how you haven't ate in days. you isolated yourself and matthew from the world because you were getting high constantly. you ruined your body with the constant weight fluctuations. even if you weren't always the one doing it, dope wrecked your childhood and familial relationships. you can't even get a job because you made a complete circus show out of your life online as you shot up and nodded out while taking selfies.
there was absolutely nothing about you that improved bc of dope. to make it seem like the downside of heroin is the withdrawals and having no friends is disingenuous and completely downplays how much it can ruin your life.
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Literally. She doesn't seem to realise that the answer to her chronic rumination and narcissistic melancholy is to have some some kind of vocation.
She also doesn't realise the answer to her "chronic pain" is getting off her fat arse and exercising. I could actually believe that she feels like her knees could dislocate, because if you sit around doing fuck all for years at a time, the ligaments around your knees along with the rest of your muscles will weaken and atrophy. If she did some squats she'd eventually feel stronger and wouldn't look like a sack filled with marshmallows.
But no, to Tuna, the answer is… Succulents. She's years behind emotionally, and apparently also years behind in terms of Internet trends. That's what happens when you date middle aged people.
Those ita as fuck lolita dresses from Amazon. She's going to try and join a comm on Facebook and get ripped to shreds.>>828637
She'd rather someone else pay $25 for a $3 item than wait a month for it to arrive.
>>828724>most of the things she likes are not trendy at all
that would be based if we were not talking about Luna who is unable to find the next comfy video game to play unless some sycophant tells her about it first>>828725
The weird thing is that sometimes she still has to wait for the amazon items, like she mentioned in one of the last shopping sprees posts. But I guess in general she cares more about getting shit fast and the convenience (using daddy's card) than about not overpaying for chinese garbage
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felt inspired by his easter island mug
Sorry anon, awesome pic, but I’m just jumping off your post about lurch.
I have seen multiple people on both farms believing Luna’s post saying that lurch is 37. He was born in 1979, it says so on his court records, he is not 37, he is 42. She lies about everything and unless he lied to her and she is too dumb to know his true age, she is obviously aware enough to know that it was inappropriate. He was 35 and she was 17/18 when they got together.
Tuna may have many cow-like qualities but she isn't the same kind of nasty narc junky that TND is to be constantly gaslighting and placing blame on other people and events for her choices.
She can't let go of that comment bc of her BPD rumination.
I didn't think of the consequences until after I got intense therapy (diagnosed bpdfag - i didnt care) so she absolutely is not thinking about it.
She's never had to face repercussions for anything so I have low hopes for her.
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she has also uploaded some milkless selfie
Yep, and I have no doubt that "my friend" is also Luna aka dad's credit card. Just wait until after tomorrow when Lurch doesn't have to be clean anymore and when he gets his stimulus check. It's going to get so much worse because then she doesn't have to hold back.
You must have missed the past 29 threads if you're rooting for her after all that she's done to other people. Luna hasn't changed and she isn't going to.
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Not much happening on reddit. She replied to the first comment here. And currently she's freaking out over not receiving the stimulus check today.
>Amazon gift cards
Would not be surprised at all if Lurch was doing that gift card scam… Although I don't think he has the brains or willpower.
I wonder where he goes each day though now they're supposedly sober, Tuna still seems to be by herself a lot of the time
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Luna knows nothing about patience. It's not even her damn money.
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Now she needs her nipples pierced
I had no idea people are still doing that thing with their ears. I thought we left it in 2012.
Can someone explain how nipple piercing helps with tank tops? Is it because the fabric gets caught on the piercing and it prevents from the top sliding or nipple showing? But I imagine that your piercing would be slightly visible under your tank top… how is that supposed to look good. Better to buy those silicon pads that stick to your nipples and hide them. Much cheaper as well!
I feel as if I am watching Requiem for a Dream whenever I read this thread. This womans life is the ultimate cautionary tale. A reminder to stay in school or develop skills, to not take huge gaps in employment, to stay away from hard substances.
Thank you, Tuna.
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Yeah, because of squatting leeches like you and Lurch, Tuna.
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They are legal tenants.
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More ugly clothes she can’t squeeze her fat ass into
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cheap cheap cheap $30 skirt that i’m sure she just NEEDED to have
I'm more grossed out she's larping as a daddy kink kid by shopping at LittleForBig. She probably bought one of the toddler-style onesies to wear while she's sucking on her pacifier.
And the absolute irony of the company name LittleforBig, while she's literally buying little clothes for her big fat ass. She literally makes me nauseous.
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Next court hearing. Unless they got their info wrong, Lurch is 41, unless hos birthday has passed, then he is 42.
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Tuna is not larping, she's referred to Lurch as daddy plenty of times. >>829498
Remember how her actual dad was allegedly dying a few weeks ago? No better time than to spend $30 on a skirt that doesn't fit.
I think the skirt is adorable despite the cringe brand, at least on the promo photo. It does look absolutely horrible on Luna. Not sure if it's a matter of it being too small or of a poor quality as well. Those hanging straps (?) look uncomfortable though, like they would catch on anything possible. It is too fucking expensive for Luna though. From her photo I thought it was like $5 or $10 max on aliexpress (forgot she doesn't buy there). $30 for a mini skirt isn't cheap at all, but all niche subculture clothes are. Luna is a filthy liar.>>829553
She kind of stopped with that and said it's disgusting so who the fuck knows if she still is into ddlg or not.
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She overshares so much. No one asked her about her nasty UTIs or about her trying to do embroidery. Someone asks for help or shows their achievement, and Tuna makes it about herself.
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More useless shit. Why would she need a bag when she doesn’t go anywhere. She should have gotten a new bra with her “gift card”. Never seen a dusty broke bitch get so much useless trash
Omg I hear you. She is 24 going on 15. If most of us were even close to this age we’d probably have been homeless years ago. I am disgusted that she buys toys instead of necessities. She obviously has money coming from somewhere.
I am going to tinfoil that she actually got $10,000 from her dad to find an apartment and she can’t help herself because it’s burning a hole in her pocket. She’s spending money like she has a stable supply of it.
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She said she was at 40 days 10 days ago >>828324
so she should just be hitting 50. She's probably too fucked up to remember properly and just guesses.
If she was nearly as much of the #poor and #struggling working-class icon she pretends to be, she wouldn't be able to regularly buy random $25-$30 shit on Amazon just because "it looks cute". She has no concept of the value of money.>>829681>>829690
I honestly don't think she's been consistently sober (that is, her definition of sober) for more than a month. In the first few days she was claiming to be, she said she'd been sober for almost a week, and then a few days later said she'd been sober for 11 days. She seems to just be making up random numbers.
Her photos are heavily filtered. She looks crusty 24/7.>>829601
All of the purchases seem to be coming from Amazon. I guarantee you Tuna's dad would NOT give her access to an account with 10k in it. She's probably using his credit card that's been saved to the website. I genuinely believe her dad is in the hospital. I think that's why she's spent several hundred dollars on Amazon. I really think she believes he is going to die so it won't matter at all. To me it sounds like dementia or maybe the beginning stages of Alzheimer's.
I just thought it was convenient that lurch was talking about a $10,000 “nest egg” or whatever, prior to papa tuna going in to the hospital and now this uncontrolled spending is going on.
Sorry this doesn’t have anything to do with the above but there has been speculation that lurch is on ssi for something. Possibly his nasty infected leg? Or substance abuse, mental illness. In my experience if you are on ssi/ssdi and have a substance abuse disorder, it doesn’t matter how long ago either, that social security makes you have a payee for that money. It can be anybody but in some cases where there isn’t then you have to pay somebody to distribute the money. Obviously SS doesn’t want you spending the money on drugs and living on the street. That being said I wonder how this most recent arrest will eventually affect the SSI? Surely Luna isn’t his payee. Any anon able to shed some light on the possibilities?
What about in reference to having a payee? Will he be forced to use one now that he has 2 drug related arrests? Because I hope so. It would be some sort of small justice that they would be forced to pay their way in life by somebody paying the bills for them.
I can’t understand why getting ssi/ssdi is so damned hard to get for severely disabled people but so easy for a lurch type.
we don’t know if he’s on SSI or SSDI at all
also, he was in an accident with a court case; if he is on benefits, that’s one of the easiest pathways to them, because the medical reports are all there
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>>829767>oh my god this is so fucked up
Shut up you absolute victim
. Maybe you should have updated your information in their portal WEEKS ago or better yet file your taxes. Doing exactly what a druggie does, seething about money they feel entitled to
Well she's a couple months into her squat, so she needs that money for important things like cheap cheap cheap naill press ons or her 50th "cheap" velvet jogger.
You know. The important things in life.
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She tags rllyblonde but she doesn’t follow Luna back. Thought they cut her off long ago
Luna acting like google hasn't been invented yet in her drug den triggers
me. Also those goals are fit for a 15 year old, not someone in their middle twenties. Also since when are pigs Luna's favorite animal? I remember the genderfluid Schumacher pig plushie, but I would never come to the conclusion. I thought cats are her thing?>>829893
Oh no, that lady is too good for Tuna. I wonder if rlyblonde tried to explain to her how vile Luna is, but her mother is the type that believes in giving 5th chances. I hope she is at least as generous with her daughter as with Tuna. Would hate my mom to waste money on an junkie ex friend that I dropped (presumably) for being a selfish leech.
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apparently her dad is doing fine
actually, no, it's worse than that. her mother had to be fucking removed by an outside party because luna was a fuckin parasite that led to her mother's eventual relapse and would have continued to ruin her mother if someone had not intervened.
and now she's crying that they didn't give her a good birthday like lmao. goddamn tragic to be that old and entitled.
lmao those goals gave me inpatient psych ward vibes. like you know you're never going to do that dumb shit your just going to get high asap
I'm also triggered
by her google aversion
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These are not the ramblings of a sober woman. But who's surprised
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There is no fucking way lurch is 6 foot 6
I would rather think that whatever sober living place they moved mom to has rules about calling people that would trigger
a relapse, or indeed was the cause of it. Add to that lurch was her dealer, tuna took after the social worker, and I’d bet a days pay that’s close to the truth- in addition to mom probably overhearing her shit about being dead already (mostly)
just wanna point out that luna is constantly spouting this bullshit about being nice to drug users when she:>constantly bitches and gossips about the crack users in her building>constantly bitches about her mom’s drug use>constantly bitches about her dad’s drug use>brags about her sobriety despite telling followers in private messages that she’s not really sober and plans to go back to dope as soon as she’s able>whines about how she needs all her drugs to function and not have bad mental health but shows no sympathy towards any other drug addicts
luna is a complete hypocrite. its okay for her and lurch to do drugs bc they need
to but anyone else using drugs are considered filthy junkies who aren’t worth jack shit in her eyes.
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Found it, Lurch is almost 6'7, Luna is 5'9 supposedly
>sadness isn't beautiful
proceeds to write a literal sadgirl poem>>830020
he looks like a fucking cryptid, if I saw that man on the street I would RUN
He does not look 6'7 or 6'6, Luna is once again delusional as hell.>>830030
You're more likely to find him lurking in the backseat of your car when you look in your mirror since he likes to break into them.
went from third person to first person to second person for absolutely no reason
god i hope luna never stops writing poetry
Anon lurch is 8’5” and Luna can’t math. Also she’s a princess.
Her delusional life is as bad as vickys.
So has she spent her entire … I mean lurch’s entire stimulus on crap yet?
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women acting like it’s super hot to be shortarses are so goddamn weird
be whatever height you are, short or tall, just don’t be a waste of oxygen like tuna
Sage for armchair diagnosing, but what if her dad has Alzheimer’s or dementia? Not making sense when speaking. Wandering around at night with no coat on not knowing where he is, that’s what all the dementia patients who go missing do. Why would they take a guy whacked on drugs to a nursing home instead of detox or fine him for public intox?
But Luna’s gonna drug shame him for uwu my dad relapsed on drugs just as I get sober and need him the most wahhh please donate to his nursing home/my cab fair to visit him/lawyers fees to prove the apartment is legally mine lmao
UTIs aren't as common in males as females, but they do happen–especially with seniors. Given the fact that her dad fell asleep and set his place on fire (via cigarette, I think?) makes me think that he isn't taking great care of himself, which can make him more suspectable to an infection. People with UTIs or kidney infections can develop disorientation and overall confusion.
Luna, being an attention whore, would more than likely latch on to the idea of 'MY EVIL DAD IS DOING DRUGS!' Plus any dementia/Alzheimer's can be exploited to pity bucks. Something as common as a UTI/kidney infection, not so much.
"How do I WRITE my wrongs"?
Is English even her first language thats a mistake a 3rd grader would make?
I’m sure Luna exaggerates some things about her parents but truthfully I have no sympathy for them. They were too fucked up to be effective parents to her when she was a child and look how she turned out. Her mother is extra disgusting to me because she brought pedo Lurch around when Luna was a minor. They created a monster and now they have to deal with the consequences. Not excusing all the fucked up things Luna has done but they are definitely not victims
in this case.
It's freudian, anon>>830262
Based. Most people defend tuna's parents just to make her look worse, because it's her thread, but they really don't deserve it.
It's funny because she wants to be a professional writer.>>830262>>830265
Can we skip this repetitive shit this time around? We know her parents are shitty parents.
Yeah I know, made a typo. I wasn't sure if it qualifies as freudian if it's not about wanting to kill your father and fuck your mother KEK.>Based. Most people defend tuna's parents just to make her look worse, because it's her thread, but they really don't deserve it.
Seconding this. Really hate this black and white thinking that sometimes happens on the farms, where the cow always has to be the most evil person in the room.
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lies. shes just playing hollow knight
semi-OT, but I'm bored and Luna makes me want to be productive, so working on the next thread writeup just to be ahead of schedule. Anyone got any wants/suggestions for thread pic? I can do another one like last thread again, unless people have a suggestion. >>828736
is the only suggestion i've seen so far.
You clearly don't understand what a Freudian slip is, considering you're describing it as basically an Oedipus complex.
Don't worry, I'm sure both you and Tuna can write your fraud-ian wrongs.
If you can't spell it and don't know what it is, maybe just refrain from mentioning it since this shit makes anons look as dumb as the cow we're laughing at.(infighting)
Tuna was raised by her grandma, not her parents. And even if her grandma and parents were evil child abusers like the mom from "A Boy Called It", Tuna is STILL an adult with the ability to get help to better her life and learn life skills. If every kid who didn't even grow up living with their parents could use their mean parents to avoid working and use drugs all day to escape from their pAin from childhood, we'd have a ridiculous amount of useless Tunas in the world.
Tuna always had a roof over her head. She went to school and had nice clothes that her family paid for. A lot of kids in poor neighborhoods only get to wear ill-fitting free clothes, like hand-me-downs or donation clothes. She was allowed to go out with her friends and be a normal teen. Her parents, who she didn't live with, were supposedly on methadone for many years while Tuna was growing up with grandma. Clinics will keep raising your dose if you keep getting high, until you stop using. After about 60-80mg, dope won't even get you high anymore because the methadone blocks the opiate high. Tuna tries to make it sound like she's such a natural addict because her parents were addicts and implies they're to blame for everything wrong with her.
Stfu, Tuna. A lot of kids grew up living with full blown heroin/crack/meth addicts and are doing just fine. And tbh, I'd blame Tuna's addiction issues on all the movies, songs, singers, and other celebrities she idolizes that she believes glamorize drug use as opposed to blaming 2 people that didn't even raise her.
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My comment about oedipal complex was tongue in cheek. Are you autistic? Even if I made a dumb typo, I used the term in a correct way. Congrats on flexing your basic psychology knowledge on a Luna thread. Hate to break it to you but you don't sound smart, just like a big asshole.(infighting)
She had plenty of opportunity to turn out better than she did. Play the world's smallest violin for this fat cow all you want, she had plenty of agency in her decisions, including the relationship with Lurch. >a bright little girl with a promising future
LMAO who??? You sure aren't talking about this cunt.
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No he didn't, he only made those qualities worse. She was always an entitled brat. No matter what you whiteknights say, Luna is mostly to blame for the person that she is now.
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Quick small dump. Those pants already have blood on them kek
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Nah, it's not. You can clearly see it. I only noticed it myself because I was a dumbass and melted my own hair with bleach exactly like this recently.
Knowing luna too, this really wouldn't be a stretch.
omg too funny I didn't notice either!
I went back and I guess it's actually her right side but lmao she totally did! >>827669
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For anons who don't see it, here's the chunk that's been melted off from this photo.
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I wonder why she was having “one of the worst weeks of her life”?