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No. 689217

Previous thread: >>>/pt/657873

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>Formerly known as angelhair1996, howl1996, junkhun and funeralhome420 (to name but a few)

>23 year old heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive
>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun
>Started dating her 35 year old boyfriend (hereby known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”
>has a following of impressionable young girls who she has convinced to “help” her during this “tough time” in her life
>Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but rants on the internet how vile it is to do so
>”I’m not trying to be Courtney Love!”
>Tries to be exactly like Courtney Love
>Bleats about harm reduction while being the antithesis of harm reduction/seemingly having no grasp of the concept whatsoever
>Loves to share her grimy life on the internet, including awful photos of her cats laying in filth and used needles
>Squandered a large inheritance from her grandmother within a year and lot the property she also inherited because she didn’t pay tax on it
>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)
>Always “short on rent” or otherwise in need of donations
>Overdosed on heroin twice in less than 12 months, even that didn't encourage her to get clean
>RIP ROGER (aka Lurch’s dad)
>Tuna and Lurch couldn’t pay rent because all their money came from Roger’s social security so the e-begging ramped up to 100
>EVICTED from Roger’s house
>Tuna and Lurch “temporarily” move in with Luna’s mother, who is an (ex) addict
>Brings along moldy, nasty stuffed animals and complains about not being able to move her other belongings (claims she lost 90% of them when she got EVICTED)
>Continuously tries e-begging along with selling nudes and shitty art in lieu of getting a job
>Her “abusive” dad continues to buy her useless shit from Amazon
>Posts pictures of her and Lurch looting graves like it’s no big deal
>Claims to be homeless for bonus sympathy points in spite of living with her mother
>Luna and Chief have made themselves at home in her mom's one-bedroom poverty home and seem to have no intention of leaving.
>Still milking her ex-gf's suicide for struggle points.
>Seems to be gaining weight rapidly- some farmers speculate that she may be on methadone.
>Still abusing benzos and posting pill porn, probably hooked at this point
>Still sending begging messages to facebook "friends" >>>/pt/607983
>Still buying cheap shit on Amazon and asking facebook "friends" to buy her stuff
>Still churning out sloppy drawings, has recently produced some particularly mediocre poetry
>Still taking pictures of her filthy plastic crap, filthy grave-goods, filthy clothes, filthy nails, and filthy face
>Still complaining about how horrible her life is, failing to understand that she brought most of it on herself
>Rodger is interred in a filthy box in Luna's mom's poverty home
>Got a pancake voucher >>>/pt/612955

LATEST MILK (or lack thereof):
>Was banned from FB and called out in a nail shaming group
>Has lived with her mom for over a year now
>Her dad's apartment caught on fire; Luna spread ashes on her face for maximum sympathy points
>Has started to brag about starving herself
>"Found" a bra in a dumpster
>Started posting nudes again

Will 2019 bring change for Luna? The (filthy) cards say "no".


one >>>/snow/55077
two >>>/snow/171004
three >>>/snow/190985
four >>>/snow/220048
five >>>/snow/254820
six >>>/snow/276683
seven >>>/snow/292881
eight >>>/snow/305217
nine >>>/snow/320166
ten >>394258
eleven >>403302
twelve >>414017
thirteen >>428358
fourteen >>452611
fifteen >>468770
sixteen >>480001
seventeen >>497850
eighteen >>521479
nineteen >>>/pt/540883
twenty >>>/pt/558885
twenty one >>>/pt/574429
twenty two >>>/pt/591749
twenty three >>>/pt/619612
twenty four >>>/pt/657873(learn2update)

No. 689221

will lurchs age ever be updated lol

No. 689246

The first thread was made 3 years ago. Was that anon wrong about him being 35 or is he just 38?

No. 689251

I believe he's now 40 years old

No. 689278

His birthday is 4/28/79, according to info in previous threads

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No. 689366


I feel like she looks a lot better here. It looks like she used beauty filters from Snow on her eyes, and it looks like she pulled her waist in.

At least she's sober enough to care about editing her pictures and looking somewhat presentable?

No. 689377

If you're reading this, Luna, please just invest in some floss and make it a habit. It's cheap and not hard to do. Whitening strips aren't going to do much of you don't practice basic oral hygiene. We get it, you're depressed, but being an adult means you have to do shit you don't feel like doing.

No. 689378

Have not seen her edit her pics/ filter them before but you're right. Tuna, comb you your hair if you care enough to filter a pic.

No. 689413

Isn't Blistex for herpes?

No. 689415

Don’t start this shit nearly the entire adult population of the world has the form of herpes that causes cold sores. That includes you. It’s not milky.(derailing)

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No. 689421

My deepest condolences about your herpes(derailing)

No. 689428

You sound like one of those grimy e-thots who goes on about how "most sexually active people have some form of HPV its totally normal dont STD-shame"

No. 689429

it's just for extremely dry/chapped lips afaik

No. 689434

Ok but that's literally true? Something like 90% of the population has HPV.(derailing)

No. 689454


sorry, just wanted to chip in with some nurse anon medical stuff;

Herpes simplex and HPV are different, most people carry the herpes simplex virus dormant and it is often passed down from parent to child, you tend to get flare ups when run down and it's mostly seen as oral herpes, although you can transfer it with oral/genital contact too. HPV affects about 70% of the population, there are many different strains of HPV and they can be dormant until there is some issue with your immune system but the symptoms (if there are any symptom) is warts rather than cold sores. Blistex is not usually used for warts, herpes simplex is not HPV and does not cause cancer in the same way some HPV strains do.

Luna's immune system will be completely fucked, addicts are usually covered in sores and warts tbh, I would be surprised if she didn't have some infections like hep c I've never seen Luna have a pregnancy scare actually which is unusual for addicts, she must be fairly on the ball with birth control?(derailing)

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No. 689466


It literally takes five seconds to google but have fun thinking you’re special enough not to have herpes simplex laying dormant within you(derailing)

No. 689501

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She graduated high school over 5 years ago. When will she ever let it go?

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No. 689527


Then cut him off and quit being a leech. FFS, how pathetic.

No. 689544


I’m convinced now more then ever that it’s not drugs or lurch that will end up destroying her eventually, it’s this mirage image of herself that’s she can’t let go of as as this beautiful, tortured, suffering artist.

No. 689564

She sounds like every failure that got told they were smart and talented and could do anything. Sorry you aren't as special as they made you think you were, Luna. We can't all be ~icons~

No. 689595

I feel horrible for saying this but every time i pass through Luna's threads i always feel like the best for her would simply to doze off and die from an overdose in her sleep. It makes me sad seeing someone that will just continue on in perpetual downfall and its probably more humane if it happens now than in a few years of more misery later.

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>She sounds like every failure that got told they were smart and talented and could do anything.

Those "they told me I could be anything I wanted so I became [fill in the blank]" memes are funny tbh. Nothing else to add atm.

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No. 689632

that is one of the only things that makes me feel genuinely bad for her. Growing up with the "gifted kid" treatment, you never learn to try, or to cope with being a novice at a hobby, or really how to handle yourself at all in the world especially if were 'gifted' in anything other than STEM you get lied to for 13 years and then dumped into world where the skills they claimed were going to make you rich by 20 are worthless under capitalism. Its no excuse to rob graves or rip off single moms but it is a legitimately traumatic event that a lot of people are never able to mentally move past. Id say it's pretty much her only valid complaint in, one of the few things that was done to her that she didnt just do to herself.

No. 689647

you're not a bad person, anon. I think most of us have thought that at one time or another. she's an endless drain on those around her with nothing to indicate she'll ever do better for herself.

No. 689672

She's looking significantly less dirty? Is she actually making money off sex work, or did she use her dad's CC to order these pajamas and took the pictures the second they arrived?

I hope it's the former, it looks like she shooped her last set so maybe she's starting to have enough clarity to care about herself.

No. 689733

sage for pointless comment but thanks for this anon, its nice to hear someone put my feelings into words

No. 689925

She didn't even finish college, anon. She didn't have time to actually feel reality crashing down on her.

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>i’ve had atrocious artists block lately and i finally drew something i don’t despise!

No. 690096

I really do like her art style, if she drew anything but the same bland girls over and over again she could potentially make something interesting

No. 690122

her paintings were cool like 4 years ago. if she had kept trying she could be making interesting art right now and maybe even selling it, but she's been steadily devolving and getting sloppier and sloppier.

No. 690141

Luna sure is vain for a woman who probably smells like spoiled milk and fish guts. Like the selfies are one thing but instax film is expensive so of course her dad paid for it.

No. 690142

Nice to see she got literally every item she posted on her wishlist from last week

No. 690157

She exists as a paradox. She posts about how poor she is and posts her last shopping spree and thats pretty much it she doesnt post other than those two subjects

No. 690178

Every time I get the urge to visit this thread I worry I'll see 400 posts about her dying suddenly.

Also, does anyone have a link to Tuna's wishlist? Not to buy her shit I'm just interested in what she has on there, and can't find links on her tumblr/ig

No. 690196

Wow - she really IS starting to look like Lurch!

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No. 690335

>having to shower
>and leave the house
>not being able to amazon shop, doodle and tumblr post while tutoring
>not being drug-affected around minors
sounds perfectly achievable

No. 690338

She can't draw a single picture without pills/drugs/cigarettes and it's so annoying.

No. 690341


Wow, honestly that's really sad. How far removed from reality must she be to think this could happen?

No. 690344

You go about that by going to school and not being a drug addict in need of a shower.

Sorry, but is she manic or just deluded high right now?

No. 690349

Tuna, various websites are overflowing with grad students and people with substantial educational backgrounds offering services related to writing, tutoring, and editing. You dont have the skills nor competence. We want you to work, just aim for something realistic.

No. 690387

uh luna you are not good at writing

No. 690391

Is there really any realistic career options for Luna? If I recall right she got fired from her most recent job because stealing.

No. 690405

essay writing is not the same as navelgazing poetry writing

No. 690414


This is interesting. So did her mom kick her out finally? Or did her mother lose her housing finally and now also has to deal with homelessness?

No. 690424

Judging from her post about tutoring, I'm imagining her CV (what there is of it) would just be one long run-on sentence.

No, there isn't and yes, she did. It's just some weird fantasy some anons have for this bitch because reasons I will never understand.

No. 690426

Someone else mentioned that there's programs that take drug addicts and help them find employment but that might just be in certain areas of the country. I don't know if she has access to anything like that and it would require her to be clean

No. 690445

If she's crying about it then they're probably all getting kicked out or her mom is moving and wants to go alone. If she got kicked out, Tuna would be going on a "my mom is the literal devil" spree.

No. 690544

lmao id love to see luna try and get employed as a "high school writing tutor" holy shit

No. 690567

How about none of the above?

Just a uwu "cute" "aesthetic" post. Im sure…

No. 690631

Probably neither- most likely is that she's hoping someone will ask her what's wrong so that she can feed them some pathetic-sounding lie and beg for money.

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Saw this on Reddit and thought of Luna immediately

No. 691787

I didn't actually believe this was a thing until now holy shit i cant believe people do that its not like you could even sell that shit. To what end would you rob trinkets off a grave?

Whenever she talks about a job she sounds like a kid talking about "when I grow up" instead of a grown dopehead with no marketable skills or work history

No. 691872

This is why it's probably best to just leave flowers. It's sad that's what it's come to.

You know when people put flowers and candles in the areas where someone died in a car accident? There are people who try to report that to the police as trespassing and fire hazards. Some people are just profoundly fucked up and have no concept of empathy or grief.

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Her makeup is so bad.

No. 692110

>To what end would you rob trinkets off a grave?
In Lunas case: because she thinks she's entitled to those things. She thinks she deserves little cherubs and especially toys off kids graves more than the dead, because she thinks they're cute and it's ~her aesthetic~.

She's so fucking disgusting. She's robbed her friends, her family and she's robbing dead people and children. No matter how many cherubs surround her, she's going to hell.

No. 692257

> No matter how many cherubs surround her, she's going to hell.
Better than any poem Luna's ever written

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No. 692405

where is she selling though? and who tf is buying

No. 692408

I'm guessing Fetlife. The supply and demand in kink circles when it comes to femdom/malesub means in a lot of cases you can make a quick $50 by taking your shirt off and cursing at some sad wanker for 3 minutes until he cums.

I don't think shes that smart though, shes probably peddling tit pics to old men who dont know how to use pornhub

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No. 692471

she looks monstruous, moreso than ever. there's nothing behind those eyes, she's dead inside

No. 692473

>You know when people put flowers and candles in the areas where someone died in a car accident?

Here in Latin America, or at least my country is a very common custom to build little shrines of virgins to put candles on in the highway (and crosses, angel statues or things like that too). You can always tell which curves are the really dangerous ones because there's not just one but several of these little shrines and statues in short distance of each other, sometimes with lit candles. that's when you know tons of people got wrecked there and still are getting wrecked there so if you see saints drive slower lol. Teenagers also steal stuff from there sometimes, a friend i had was very gothy and had a bronze crucifixs she plundered from the highway and graveyards, its shitty behaviour, its trashy, just don't. Anyone who does it is a Tuna in my eyes.(no1curr)

No. 692503

She takes all the worst most useless parts of "self care" and congratulates herself for them. When people talk about getting dressed being "a victory" they mean putting on something clean, or washing, not just swapping stale sweat-rags and painting on fake skin for a tumblr photoshoot.

No. 692559


Looking like a sex doll left against a radiator and the face started to melt. Not even 1 day ago it was how much she loves being a sex worker, how good people are treating her and a few hours later 'i'm so depressed, please build me up' wth

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I read this as “needs to end” thinking Luna was going to try and get clean from benzos but it’s actually just a typo

No. 692861

Not defending Luna in any way, but I always thought her grave robbing was the least morally bankrupt thing she’s done. These people are dead, they’ll never see or know that someone bought and left them a bunch of cherub statues, also it’s just bizarre to me that in 2019 people still spend money in decorative trinkets like that as though it’s the 1991, moreso for a dead person who can’t even get anything out of it.

No. 692883

It’s cruel to steal cheap decorations that give bereaved people comfort for whatever reason.

No. 692891

Decorations on graves aren't for the dead.

If someone walked onto your property and stole shit off of your porch, it would be the same exact thing.

And what does 1991 have to do with anything?

No. 692896


I’m assuming if someone has an item on their porch, like a chair or potted plant, they use it and furthermore it’s on their property. They don’t see stuff they leave on graves, and neither do the dead people they leave it for and as far as I am aware a graveyard is a public venue.

I just picked a year from the 90s at random, when everyone bought large amounts of decorative things.

No. 692898


ok edgelord. The mementos aren’t so much for the dead but for the people they leave behind. Luna is fucked for taking stuff like that from people.

No. 692904

you're so right anon, there's nothing wrong with taking the things people have left on their loved ones graves because the dead person can't see them! its just free to anyone right lmao like can you seriously imagine seeing something on a grave and just taking it? it's fucked

No. 692944

Just what every astronaut needs in their space suit: a shit ton of Xanax! Good thinking, Luna.

So if your car is parked at a public venue, it's up for grabs. Good to know! You do realize that those trinkets still belong to the people who put them there right? An item placed or dropped in public still has an owner and if you take it, you're a thief.

No. 692974

People pay money for cemetery plots and maintenance. Cemeteries are not keen on people stealing their customers’ shit.

No. 693097

Ummm… does she mean “MEANS to an end”? How embarrassing, after she was just recently banging on about being a great writer and wanting to work as a writing tutor. Can’t even get a basic English phrase correct. “Needs to an end” I want even make sense - she is dumb as a box of rocks. Cant stand her pseudo intellectual bullshit.

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KF pic dump.

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No. 693206

"Luna Slater Schumacher" - it ain't gonna happen, girl.

No. 693580

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No. 693583


This shit isn't milky. Same dead eyes, same poses, nothing of actual interest. There are hundreds of these posts in Luna's threads, and after a while they all just blur into one because they're interchangeable.

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No. 693643

He really starts to look like his lolcow caricatures lmfao

No. 693669

I don't understand what she means by the whole "waaah BPD sux" variation followed by "I don't even know Who I Really Am™️ and it's getting old" thing, which she has posted numerous times on both Tumblr and facebook. I guess in her head she thinks she's one of those people who are just so unique that they don't just have one style and personality, they have multiple; like those Facebook tier drawings that go around every so often with usually overweight, hot topic, cringey Wicca type alt girls that has a pink UwU character and a black "goth" character with a caption like "mY TwO pErSonAliTiEs!!"

But she has literally no variation whatsoever. You can guarantee a few things about how Tuna is going to dress, look and act throughout the day, every day. Pastel UwU clothing, cheap Amazon fast fashion, angels, kawaii plastic junk, pennywise level cake makeup, embarrassing herself being desperate for attention, pictures of piles of art books for "inspiration" but only ever drawing the same girl with drugs/cigarettes/pills and abusing her copic markers coloring it like a 5 year old, ill-fitting slip dress/baby doll/skirt trying hard to be like those cute heroin chic girls in the 90s (but is obese and 5'9" with rashes from fat sweat and not washing, bc actual heroin addicts aren't cute).

She's even said from close to day one online basically "the heroin addict chic aesthetic from the 90s is so cool I love it". She bizarrely and questionably modeled not only her style, but her entire life around it. She's never, in all of the incredible amount of things she's posted online at this point on different accounts, expressed having even one other side to her personality. And as has been mentioned here numerous times, was sooo about being her heroin addicted, scheming self that she willingly cheated, lied and stole from her friends lol and then sits and posts "waAah no one checks up on me anymore", and "I don't even know who I really am". Where is the question for her, exactly?

No. 693685

"waaah my mom lets me live with her for free so I'm not sleeping on the street, when it could get her kicked out. And tries to move forward and not fight with me when I bitch at her for past problems that I caused because I chose to spend that money. l m a o what a cunt am I rite guys"

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No. 693885

Wonder if she ever thinks about Talia and just how good she had it with her and now it's too late…Lurch is incomparable.

No. 693888

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She used to be so pretty. Such a fucking waste of life if you think about it

No. 693891

always had a face that looked freshly hit with a shovel

No. 693902

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What? Her face is perfectly fine and always has been. Her horrible make up skills is what ruins her look.

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This pic I found on an old Flickr account pre-Lurch, also with her old username, skwisgaarskwigelf, looks like a different person, she looks so normal… Her bio reads: "I like music and stuff like Dethklok, Megadeth, Nirvana, The Velvet Underground, Dead Kennedys, Dio, Slayer, The Stooges, David Bowie, The New York Dolls…

and I play bass.

that's it."

No. 693939

Forcing an empty identity in search of a sense of self is actually really common in people like her

Also, speaking of her alledged BPD, the DBT she hasnt mentioned in like a year was just some bullshit off Amazon she didnt get it from a hospital or actual therapist (if she did it would be an ugly spiral workbook hospitals dont pay for pretty expensive full color covers on their DBT materials especially if ur on public health services)

Also why is everybody so surprised that Luna looked better/fresher-faced as a teenager. For a dope addict shes actually aged quite well.

Also I.dont think she ever thinks of Tai other then for pity points on the death anniversary. Lurch is her entire world, there isnt room for anything or anybody else. Its mad depressing too that she doesnt even have any other junkie friends.

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No. 693958

Huh, she carried off that 60's retro aesthetic really well.

No. 693961

I agree. It's not even milk to post old photos of her. Many addicts looked like normal people before drugs. That's nothing new.

He truly is unbearable to look at.

How much you want to bet that she brings that up any time her mom asks her to pay rent?

No. 693963

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Our prodigy has blessed us with another poem 1/?

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No. 693973

I really wonder what the fuck she sees in that walking corpse. Obviously the drugs and as an borderliner she needs someone to cling and project her ideals on.
But she writes things like "you teach me the world" and I really wonder what they talk about. Is there anything of substance in their relationship, how can she learn anything from a person that looks disgusted and disgusting in every picture >>693580? There's not one picture in which I think that he's affected towards her

No. 693990

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No. 693993

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No. 693999

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saw this while scrolling through fb

No. 694001

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No. 694009

so the dead homeless man is no longer her ~real father uwu~?
What did she see in Roger except for his money? She used to complain that he was screaming at her or something…

No. 694080

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She talked about herpes as a STI before, 2 years ago >>414137. Also pic related, she was searching for a sex work website for 2 years at least.

No. 694164

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copied from KF

>Rare cow crossover in the Abby & Will cringe group, regarding a thread for people wanting to join the Lil' Lunchbox Cringe group. Gagged.

No. 694185

Aaaand there it is. He's the only guy that's ever paid attention to her so she just latched onto him.
Luna, if you ever want to actually try and get better, dump him.

No. 694243


She needs to quit with the terrible eye makeup. She looks her eyes are completely black and it makes them look even farther apart.

No. 694259


The new smears of menstrual blood red below her eyes push it to full on ebola zombie.

No. 694554

can we stop doing this shit? every fucking thread some dumbass spams a bunch of old pictures that have nothing to do with anything and adds the same "wow. she could've BEEN something…" ass comment. no one cares. it shits up the thread and adds nothing to the conversation. we all know what luna used to look like.

No. 694578

I always pop by every now and then to see how our Tuna is doing and yup, same shit, different day. GET A JOB

No. 694701

You don't contribute with any milk either now, do you? Scroll past it jfc

No. 694782

Why would she drop the physical handicap (which people would be sympathetic to) for a diagnosis like BPD (which half the population doesnt even believe in and the other half thinks it makes you a manipulative monster).

For somebody who has survived for FIVE YEARS now by scamming and milking pity, she isnt even good at it.

No. 694945

Name one thing she is actually good at lmao.

Serious answer, I'd imagine it's because of tumblr. She cbfed getting a cane or something (or did and then hocked it) so mental illness wins. And it fits her ~so broken uwu~ aesthetic better

No. 695016

Still, it feels like something she should be covering in stickers and posing for shoots with. Literally ALL of there mysterious physical illnesses and injuries are gone. Heroin is a magic cure for glass bones and paper skin I guess

No. 695259

File: 1567090050420.png (804.98 KB, 929x863, tnn.png)

Nobody says that, Tuna. It is the opposite, you're too old to be playing "troubled teen".

No. 695481

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No. 695483

Omg, she never looks good but this is really bad, she looks like she is ill. Luna is deteriorating fast.

No. 695501

I think she put her mouth on upside down

No. 695503

she wants to look sick, she specifically does her makeup with that intention

No. 695521

Does she purposely mismatch and not blend her foundation? I know she's a junkie but it seems kinda hard to miss 'oh hey my face is 2 shades darker than my body'

No. 695553

Are these Luna’s previous tumblr urls? I haven’t heard of them except for the funeralhome420.

No. 695565


there is too much texture in this picture, its like she slid up the sharpness or something but i dont think she did i think shes just that craggy

No. 695690

Yep. Lurk more or google around. The skiswasomething one was even mentioned recently in this thread.

No. 695697

File: 1567258108129.jpeg (9.04 KB, 170x284, images.jpeg)


skwisgaar skwigelf, it's a character from the show metalocalypse

No. 695719

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Cursed image

No. 695722

Why she gotta do him so dirty, even though its retrospect.

No. 695728

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No. 695729

Feel some soap.

No. 695736

That same red bra!

No. 695761

That bra is so worn she might as well not even wear one. It’s definitely not doing it’s job like it should.

No. 695764

well she did "find it in the garbage"

No. 695801


Better wash your hands

No. 695912

At least she isn't still wearing that awful nude lipstick that matched her sallow skin. Luna doesn't look too bad here, tbh red is a good color for her and having a different color other than black under her eyes makes her look less beady.

No. 695981

Jesus Christ, those tits. That’s the saddest cleavage I’ve seen, right with Icky Vicky.

No. 696075

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No. 696077

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>shit i want from amazon lol
u mean shit you'll get from amazon on your daddy's credit card? ftfy luna

No. 696078

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>this shit ain’t even age regression or dumbass ddlg it’s “i think it’s cute and i never quit sucking my thumb and it’s the same thing and comforts me while my insomnia murdered my brain”
"dumbass ddlg" she used to be openly ddlg and constantly bought/wore shit that said "daddy's girl" and referred to lurch as daddy so im not sure why she's acting all holier than thou now

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comments on the post

No. 696083

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the drool….

No. 696084

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No. 696086

Can’t she get an automatic name change if lurch marries her? I know “Luna Schumacher “ will still pull up lolcow in some form but it wouldn’t be nearly as bad as her legal name and managers won’t be as likely to click it because it wouldn’t be the name they were searching. If I was him I’d have married her already- is he brain damaged enough that he thinks he can do better?

No. 696088

What is with these cows complaining that theyre unemployable because of the gossip sites that archive their unwaivering drug use and sex work when theyre the ones who made that info publically available. Im assuming because a lot of these cows dont like facing that theyre the ones responsible for their own problems.

No. 696099

Tuna definitely doesn't like to face the consequences of her actions. She can blame "hate forums" all she wants, but we aren't the ones who made her do drugs or sex work, that's all on her retarded ass.

No. 696114


yeah and like even then there are heaps of people who do all those things + post about them online but they don't get posted here or on KF etc. because they aren't either entertaining with their histrionics or a terrible person. luna used to be both but now she's just the latter

No. 696126

Yep, name changes are free at your local social security office after you get married. Marriage licenses aren't expensive either. If Lurch really wanted to marry her, he would have already. Kind of pathetic for her to think it's still gonna happen

No. 696140

ewww so much drool around her mouth

No. 696142

The name/google issue is a convenient excuse, but she doesn't want to work. There are people who get out of prison for types of homicide that can find jobs.

No. 696146

I have googled 'Luna Schumacher' and nothing about this Luna comes up, so this could really help her find a job if she wanted too…
Unless she would also have to provide her previous last name, as some anons have stated in the past. Can anyone clarify?

No. 696149

Apparently her go to excuse is that they can't because Lurch doesn't have an ID or something to that effect. She's been saying it for years.

No. 696150

Luna's name google results aren't just what's barring her from employment.

She's 23? and has no work, education, or volunteer experience. Her resume would be worse than a high school kid looking for their first job.

Let's pretend she gets called in for an interview. If she even shows up, is it on time? is she sober? even clear-headed? is she wearing a bra, or just some ddlg pastel tumblr outfit?

She wants a desk job, so she's probably emailed a couple medical offices asking for a position. She's above fast food, or low-tier retail, or housecleaning (Luna would steal shit though). Maybe a call centre would take her.

In the end Luna is a selfish junkie thief who's never had to support herself in any manner so boo fucking hoo. She doesn't want a job - she wants to cry until someone offers to pay rent on and furnish a place for her and Lurch. Groceries, useless knickknacks and clothing will be supplied by her dad and donations.

No. 696152

if luna hates these sites so much then why is she apart of abbey brown hate groups too?

if she really wanted people to trust her she'd stop scamming them but that'll never happen

No. 696157

Sometimes they ask if you’ve ever been known by a different name, I never fill it out though and I’ve never had an issue. And that is for engineering jobs so Luna should not have an issue with the jobs she is qualified for. She just doesn’t want to put effort into the steps it will take
. It’s maybe $20 for a marriage license in NY and whatever it costs for the justice of peace. Some will even take a good bottle of wine. So no excuses there because she has plenty of money for crap. It’s got to be a delusional Lurch holding out for something better to come along because I think Luna would jump at the chance to marry him.

No. 696164

Any 40 year old person too lazy to get a simple ID is a person that no one should marry. Tuna wants to fail, so she does. She doesn't really have anyone in her life that can inspire/motivate her to do better cause she ran them off by constantly asking for money and things that she wants.

No. 696180

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No. 696183

He probably has warrants or some shit like that, or maybe he isnt living under the name on his birth certificate.

No. 696199


She can also go back to school, what is stopping her from doing that? She would prob qualify for some form of financial aid and her father would prob foot the bill for her to rent some shitty basement room near the school (this is assuming she goes to some local westchester-based school , nyc is off the table at this point for obvious reasons). I mean her whole life plan at this point just seems to be waiting for her parents to die so she can get their assets/stuff like what happened when her grandmother died.

No. 696207


Going back to school and getting a job outside of SW will only happen if she gets off smack, which she won't, so its not even worth the conversation. Until she can get over the wall made of Lurch and needles she is never going to have a functional life.

No. 696208

"Yes, Officer, these are people reposting things that I put online under my real name on public accounts."
lol, harassment

No. 696223

She is never going back to school again. Most likely in 2015 she went to college for about two weeks and the reason she quit was because she shared a room with a roommate and she couldn't smoke weed next to him. She "urgently needs it to calm down from her fear/pain", it was worded something like that.
It's down somewhere in either an old thread here or on KF, can't remember.

Imagine quitting your only future perspective, coming from a household of drugs and madness, because you're not able to smoke weed in your room. It's atrocious.

No. 696254

that person replies to all of lunas posts with asslicking comments and luna pays them dust kek

if what we're doing is harassment then lock luna up too cause shes doing the same thing to abby brown

No. 696258

>what is stopping her from doing that

I still get confused how people can ask questions like this unironically.

No. 696280

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goddamn she’s so unfortunate looking. and why’s she wearing such a huge bra size? it’s drooping halfway down her torso

No. 696283

Probably stolen

No. 696291

that was established threads ago. it was a rhetorical question mostly. - we know why she does these things: she has virtually zero self awareness and an intense case of arrested development.

No. 696292

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No. 696294

She always does this right before asking for shit.

No. 696344

Like a toddler. " everybody hates me! " expecting asspats and told how great she is. Anyway, wasn't she posting a week or so back about needing housing again? Are we safe assuming she and mom made up?

No. 696362

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From KF.

No. 696363

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No. 696368

Her art gets worse and worse

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No. 696386

Probably her new mark, she replies to any sort of regular contact in private where it is easier to grub for "donations". She hardly ever responds to shit directly but then pops up in your DMs 2 seconds later e-begging (at least thats how it works on facebook Ive got her added and cant accidentally like a meme she shares without "Me hungwy bby food$$$ plz")

No. 696414

I guess shes over Roger's death because it has rotated back to Tai (It cycles between Tai, her cancer grandma, roger, and her 'real'dad' and when she exhausts one source of sympathy she assigns another). She switches between them like people with BPD do with LIVING people only she cant get a live person to stand her other than the guy who is using her for a place to crash. So shes going from one favorite dead person to the next because, in death, she has total control over that person and the narrative of their relationship.

No. 696479

tai genuinely cared about luna, which matthew does not. i think deep down she realizes this and that’s why tai’s death hurts her so much. — but that being said, she also uses the deaths of loved ones for pity donations. she’s just a scumbag at the end of the day and i can’t truly empathize.

No. 696483

could Tai's death have been what sparked Lunas addiction/dating lurch

No. 696495

that happened well after she met and started dating him…

No. 697173

did she meet lurch before or after the money from her grandma came in? Also did she leave Tai for Lurch? Do we know why they split?

No. 697188

read the threads ?

No. 697193

I did, all I can find out about Tai is that they died and that Luna dated them but I know they were sort of tumblr-famous so Im assuming whatever the breakup was it went down semi-publicly. I know Tai made a statement a while later about not wanting to talk about Luna but they were in 11th or 12th grade I think, which wasnt that the same time she met Lurch? She was underage so shed have had to be in highschool still.

No. 697219


yeah but you said Tai's DEATH, not their breakup? Tai passed away in (iirc) late 2017, by that time Luna was already balls deep in her addiction and had been with Lurch for years.

No. 697367


i believe this is the correct timeline

She met lurch when she was like 14 because he was her mom's dealer. Lurch was allegedly attracted to her then and always hoped to see her when he went over.

She dated Tai sometime during high school, they broke up during high school. Her grandma died and she got the money some time near the end of high school, maybe shortly after graduation. She couldn't afford to go to the college she wanted so she probably didn't get the money too much sooner before then. She started dating lurch right around that time also because they got together just before she turned 18. Tai died a few years into the Luna/Lurch fairytale romance.

So it's more likely that the heroin use is more related to her grandma's death, not Tai's.

No. 697592

I didn't realize it was so recent. Going through the threads/the witchycrankypoo blog it feels like we have documentation of her behavior since at least 2015 (witchycrankypoo is the oldest I can find and says she is 19, so 4 years ago) that means she would have been under some level of observation at the time of Tai's death but she doesnt appear to have made any post/announcement/etc about it, even though now she loves to ramble on about how tragic and sad it is and how much she misses them. I would have expected something similar to the Roger saga.

No. 697612

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Tai posted this when they were both 18. Doubt they still talked.

No. 697614

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No. 697617

Luna’s grandmother died when she was 14. She lived with her grandmother from childhood up until high school, and then in high school she moved back in with her mom. She was writing poetry about her grandmother since at least 2012.

No. 697999

Does anybody know the reason why Tai and Luna broke up?

No. 698034

they talked and she definitely mentioned it idk where all these new people are coming from smh

No. 698059

Im pretty sure it was just a high school break-up, before Tai's death they responded to a question about Luna implying they were still on good terms, or at least good enough terms that Tai didnt want to entertain smearing her. Did luna start H before or after she graduated HS, or did the H start after she dropped out of college?

No. 698083

I think someone mentioned that Tai was always more into Luna than the other way around, or maybe Luna was not really that bi? IDK. I wish we had more details, but I guess nothing special happened

No. 698183

IIRC it was because Luna wasnt actually bisexual (but still claims to be) and wasn't into pussy and Tai "helped her learn so much about her sexual orientation" or some nonsense like that.

No. 698319

Girl needs to drink a glass of fucking water.

No. 698338

No. 698426

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Pic dump from KF.

No. 698427

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No. 698428

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In full size glory.

No. 698429

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that duvet…

No. 698438

Dear god, is this edited?

No. 698439

She cranks up the sharpness/contrast. I ve been seeing it all over tumblr its the new way to filter pics

No. 698440

her mouth looks photoshopped on, its so gruesome. she looks like some sort of creature from silent hill.

No. 698448

I’m sure she’s going for a creepy vibe, but these pics definitely look like the police photos of a serial killer’s bedroom. Why let your stuff get so filthy?

No. 698449

it is from smoking inside

No. 698451

That could be a good reason. When my mom use to smoke inside everything was pretty filthy, even the walls will become filthy and dirty from smoking inside, but Luna also lacks hygiene and never seems to wash any of her clothes, blankets or sheets ever. She's just overall a filthy person but yeah smoking will make everything dirtier.

No. 698466

That's even worse. Who wants a collection of moldy, ashtray-smelling stuffed animals? The stench has to be nauseating.

No. 698476

Smoking kills your sense of smell, between that and the dope/pills i doubt she notices. Especially over what must be the overwhelming stench of junkie BO

No. 698608

She legit looks dead

No. 699427

random but does anyone have her amazon wishlist link?

No. 699678

No, she just post screencaps of whatever pink plastic things she wants.

No. 699746


WTF, so she does in fact own some form of lip care. That old, ancient tube of blistex.

Still though, looks like her lips are gonna fall off her face tho.

No. 699763

Blistex isnt lip care its just to get rid of sores and shit or really chapped lips in the winter, it just means she has a ratchet mouth

No. 700252

dang, I actually found her wishlist a couple months ago just by searching her name, but it looks like the amazon website changed it to where you can only search for other people by email now.

No. 700285


I wouldn't kiss her with Areolas mouth.

No. 700293

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"The virus can be spread through: food or drink prepared by an infected person using eating utensils that have been handled by an infected person sharing a cigarette or smoking equipment (such as bongs) with an infected person"

There is no way she doesn't have it. I wonder if "my dad has Hep C" will be used against him still if she ever does get herself checked out.

No. 701299

Your quote refers to hepatitis A (fecal-oral route transmission), not hepatitis C (bloodborne transmission).

Either way, can’t rule out hepatitis C since it’s a common in IV drug abusers, especially if they share needles. I can’t fathom how she’s okay with her non-contributory existence.

No. 701642

im going to go out on a limb and say with the state of Luna's filthy house and the fact that junkies sweat feces there's been some feces-oral overlap lmfao

No. 701652

Sage for off topic:

Seems the milk is slowing to a dribble.

I would never wish ill will on anyone (including Luna) however, I question her health (physically and mentally) as we are hearing less and less.

Yes I understand she was already not all there with her uwu Courtney Love lifestyle but it would be safe to assume that as a user of various drugs over the years that it is taking its toll.

No. 701653

Shes deteriorating faster than a halloween pumpkin in late november. She openly says she barely has the mental energy anymore to even put on ugly clothes and bad makeup for her photoshoots. If Lurch doesnt die soon and give her a wake-up call shes not going to live to be his age.

No. 701671

>inb4 Luna loses her sh
it and makes Daniel Johnston's death (the guy that the alien she has a tattoo of) all about herself somehow and how they were the "same" cuz he was mentally ill except he actually was and she's a heroin addict

No. 701685

if she died, how would we even know? I doubt anybody would post it on her social media for her. Stretches this long and I get suspicious that maybe it finally happened

No. 701692

Any chance she got arrested? Given her propensity for theft, she might have gotten into trouble that landed her jail. Idk.

No. 701693

Shes not ballsy enough to life anything to get her more than community service. I think it has to be theft over 1000 or something like that before you actually go to jail. She was a teenager type shoplifter, she stole used test pallets from Sephora and knick-knacks from tourist stands. Hospital would be more likely, especially since she abuses seroquel and benzos so severely and mixes them with dope.

TBH if I were her mom I probably wouldn't even Narcan her, id just let the trash take itself to the curb.

No. 701694

Would be nice and also hilarious if her and lurch got busted by some grieving family as they are piling up their graverobbing “finds”. Double bonus if some big Italian woman fucked them both up before calling the cops

No. 701795

pfffttt what wake up call? She'd be onto a new junkie dick by the end of the day.

I've never really thought about this question and now I feel stupid. How would we know? I guess someone might get curious and search up an obit at some point after the fact.

No. 701806

>as we are hearing less and less
She seems to post frequently in FB groups. She even bragged about being a mod for a popular one.

She just ditched Tumblr and Insta really because ~the forums are making fun of her~. That's not to say she's doing well health wise.

No. 701994

any new receipts on that?

No. 702354

To be fair she also has no reason to be active online; she has no friends besides lurch, no real passions/goals in life, no desire to leave her room, and prob gets her fix of attenshuns from whatever men who are paying to see her crusty nudes. At this point I honestly think the only thing that could change her life for the better is if she goes to jail.

No. 702387

Jail would just be another excuse "I cant work EVEN MORE now because nobody will hire me with my record". Plus nobody goes to jail and turns their shit around, you go to jail and come out knowing better tips and tricks to not get busted the next time. Change requires remorse, which she is incapable of.
Her absence IS really weird, because the internet is her life. It is her only portal to a world outside of her bedroom. Also shes not dead she reblogged some aesthetic pics about 2 days ago

No. 702505

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Facebook Anon here again, she's posting in our group selling nudes with recycled photos and the most minimal effort of calling men 𝕯𝖆𝖉𝖉𝖞.

No. 702536


Which group is this?

No. 702675


In the contrary, I think it would at least a) for e her to get sober b) Lurch would be on the street the very next day and by the time she got out he would 110% have found a new junkie girlfriend meal ticket

No. 702693

She looks like a corpse. If I ran into her on the street I'd be so scurred

No. 702922

She just double-posts pictures of herself in grandma dresses with no caption hoping for men to hit her up? Is that how these groups work?

No. 704107

no, other people make an effort. she's just phenomenally lazy and like we've all established here, feels entitled to anything and everything because uwu life is haaaard

No. 704782

This reminds me of the Pratt thing. Its almost baffling how she knows nothing about doing anything. And why post on FB instead of an actual cam site?

No. 704818


Or like her single "hmu for fun #paytoplay" tweet. Purely junkie inertia.

No. 704966

I feel the need to mention that I had a dream last night in which Tuna passed away and Lurch kept her head, very neatly embalmed it, and kept it in decent, relatively clean condition (other people only knowing because he had uploaded a picture of it to the weird Facebook page he never uses.) Partially posting this in case it happens and I've got some proof of some strange possible psychic powers.

No. 705124

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No. 705473

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Her ironic mini bio now reads like a badly made lolcow thread, this is depressing.

No. 705480

part 1 of 2 of luna barely beimg able to provide for her ailing cat yet…

No. 705481

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No. 705483

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…also in depserate need of useless objects amd flannels and somehow owns 3749 lingerie but no cat

No. 705494

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andd we cant forget pristine nails for when your ailing cat with no food or litter is passing away. these were all posted within one day of each other

No. 705504

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No. 705511

>nails help me a lot
This bitch

No. 705515


>blue lipstick for that freshly OD'ed look

[song related]

Someone over on KF pointed out that she hasn't wished Daniel Johnston RIP.


What shoes has she been wearing and where to wear them out? Or does she still trot out in bedroom slippers?

No. 705626

Why didn't this selfish sack of useless bother to offer something in return for cat food and litter?
"My cat will starve and I have nothing to give, but if you buy me these nails I will send nudes for as long as you live."

She doesn't deserve that cat.

No. 705942

File: 1568779646832.jpeg (498.84 KB, 750x1334, DB69E19A-F509-4736-B93C-97FE9D…)

I’m confused

No. 705943

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No. 705945


what's so confusing, it's a different person with the same name

No. 705950

Oh yup you’re right. My bad

No. 706082


Omg I feel so sorry for that girl lmao

No. 706202

File: 1568832529135.png (18.21 KB, 712x292, dskfsdklfsdkfdf.png)

woe is luna

No. 706203

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No. 706275

And this is why no jobs will ever hire her. The idiot uploads shit like this.

No. 706408

Bitch, your cat is dying.

No. 706533

she'd have to leave the house first anyway

No. 706582

the cat is old AF anyway, spending money on it would be stupid at this point

No. 706596

Didn’t she just need litter and food? I mean she kind of has to spend money on that or she is just plain cruel. Although I wouldn’t put it past her to starve the kitty to death if it meant she could buy worthless plastic crap on amazon or heroin.

No. 706693

If she can't afford to take care of the cat, then she should give it up to a shelter. That cat would at least be in better hands before it dies. Also, if that cat was truly starving and needed litter, she wouldn't be asking for people to buy her stuff too. The cat would be her main priority. Note that she offered nudes and drawings if people bought her things and not the cat.

No. 706701

The thing that bothers me the most about Luna is she wines about her life as if she has no choices. Stealing from graves and begging for money is pretty shit, but she's not the level of cow that she has fucked her life up so much (onision) that there's no turning back. If she dumped Lurch, got herself into rehab, had a moment of clarity about all the fucked up things she's done, and worked with people who could help her find employment most of her problems would go away and people could actually begin to respect her. She needs to grow up and realize the grunge lifestyle isn't glamorous and the way she's living is indefensible.

No. 706891

Oh I 100% agree with that. I believe it’s better to euthanize than to drag it out and possibly starve the poor kitty. But Tuna is selfish and probably hasn’t spent her own money on the cat ever, she just begs for it and she will definitely not pay for euthanasia. Out of all of this crew I only feel sorry for kitty the others can go fuck off to the great heroin god.

No. 707065

File: 1568997644085.jpg (208.26 KB, 720x1276, Tweets 1.jpg)

Found some tweets I didn't see in thread #13. I always wondered why someone who claims to suffer from insomnia always drinks coffee… Iced coffee >>434426

No. 707067

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No. 707068

who is this chick, and why does she think Lurch hates Luna

No. 707070

I don't know who she is, she hasn't tweeted since.

No. 707253

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No. 707257

File: 1569031174391.png (2.18 MB, 1762x768, meow.png)

No. 707262

oh no!

No. 707275

This fucking bitch was literally just begging for money to buy food and litter for an old, sick cat >>705481 and she gets a fucking kitten?

>look who i met

So I wonder who she stole it from.

No. 707280

File: 1569034012444.png (22.06 KB, 698x392, personal.png)

No. 707316

File: 1569039137763.jpg (727.23 KB, 1080x1605, 20190920_231130.jpg)

According to this, the kitten belongs to someone else.

No. 707350


what the fuck

No. 707362

is the girl notorious in any way? seems like shes a wannabe internet musician. oh, and she's larping as a guy, of course.

No. 707395

who tf would borrow out their kitten
who tf would borrow out their kitten to a bunch of junkies

No. 707419

Translation: she stole the kitten

No. 707495

Is it at least old enough that it's weaned? Tuna, it wants to be with its mom, not a smelly junkie

No. 707499

Surprised tuna hasn’t said a word about serotoninblue who she used to/still skin crawls something shocking, she recently passed away so I’m sure she’ll be trying to milk that and gain sympathy

No. 707558

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No. 707572

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No. 707573

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No. 707575

File: 1569099604085.jpg (160.62 KB, 640x852, mark.jpg)

You could eat a bowl of cereal out of that track mark

No. 707603

Been around Luna's threads for awhile and I don't think they've ever looked this terrible.

No. 707608

Holy shit she looks like a preschooler's unfinished clay project.

They're standing in front of a rather nice place. I'm assuming they're going shopping into people's cars again. Has she mentioned her dad at all lately? She uses his credit card but I can't recall her making a peep about her parental ATM.

No. 707650

he looks like hes been shooting Korkodil into his nose and his hair is so thin that there is no way he doesnt wear the cap to hide how badly balding he is. Also ive heard of a neckbeard but it has spread all the way to the apple of his cheeks

No. 707674

'can't get hired' It is a mystery.

No. 707695

her arm looks like a hot chick if you see the dope hole as a belly button

No. 707697

i know we shit on tuna for having a hoard of cheap amazon clothing but im not sure ive seen a picture of chief taken in the last 2 years wearing anything but that tank top

No. 707711

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No. 707712

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No. 707715

She's so brain dead she can't even ask nicely or not act entitled anymore. She seriously comes off like a spoiled precocious 12 year old, in how she really doesn't think anything of asking for stuff the way she did above, and the embarrassing, cringey things she openly admits to that make everyone hate her even more.

No. 707721

this is how u can tell shes never been poor in her life. You but the big pink industrial thing of powdered soap for 20 bucks and a bottle of peroxide. Soap cleans body/clothing (shit lasts YEARS even if you go HAM with it) and peroxide cleans teeth. 25 bucks, there's your hygiene and all of it can be done in a public bathroom. Steal toilette paper from public bathrooms- it doubles as pads

And of course shed want the body wash with the microplastic beads that hurt the ocean

No. 707724

she lives close enough to the city that IDK why she wouldnt just panhandle, its less embarrassing than this permanent public online shit

No. 707743

I wonder why she can't use daddy's amazon to get this shit?
New towels? Wash the ones you have.

No. 707745

She’s too goddamned lazy to even fly a sign.

No. 707789

Then get a job and buy them, you lazy cunt. The sheer amount of entitlement she has without even a brain fart of a thought to get off of her own ass and get a job is appalling. She doesn't just want to marry Lurch, she wants to be him. 40 years old, unemployed, a junkie, and no ID.

No. 707808

jesus god she looks terrible

40 fucking things lmao buy your own toothbrush they cost like 50 cents

No. 707840

That’s exactly what she wants. Whenever she talks about her ‘dreams’ and goals it’s always 1) being married to Lurch and 2) being in their own home, and that’s literally it. Her idea of the perfect life is just a static image where her and Lurch are strung out on a bed surrounded by filth forever.

No. 707887

>cleaning supplies
Mentioned in the same vein as
>hair bleach
>fake nails
>face masks
>new straightener

how out of touch do you have to be to put it like this? is it the entitlement talking or the drugs? she'd look better begging for a lump sum of money

No. 707931

File: 1569145149286.jpg (125.88 KB, 637x583, 20181216_112058.jpg)

Jesus fucking christ, she doesn't even look human anymore. How is she still alive?

No. 707934

Holy shit it makes me sad seeing how much worse she’s getting

No. 707935

File: 1569146446598.png (7 MB, 1125x2436, 0649E2A4-182A-4DC1-A9BA-E16136…)

Anyone know what’s going on with the legs?

No. 707937

she's injecting there?

surprisingly lurch looks less like a junkie than luna. his arms look clean, no visible marks… why isn't he looking for work again? luna's shit aight, but lurch is actually the laziest pos

No. 707944

What's going on with her knuckles? They look like Amberlynn's.

No. 707953


Cellulite and dirt.

No. 707961

He looks less like a junkie because he isnt trying to look like a junkie, shes still wrapped up in her aesthetic fantasy.

And two of the marks on her leg are deff injection points, i cant tell if others are healed or just discoloration but she also self harms by burning so those marks could be scars.

No. 707965

people familiar with junkies: how long do you think she has left? she looks so fucking bad and her hygiene somehow manages to keep getting worse even though she lives in a house with running water

No. 707966

she could live well into her 40s, Lurch has.

No. 707968

Either that's some odd ass lighting or she's about to lose her two front teeth.

No. 707970

Shes always been insecure about her teeth, she says thats why she never smiles with her mouth open

No. 707971

And she's definitely doing us a favor with that.

No. 707981

For the love of all things pure, she looks like a fucking demon!

No. 708014

Honestly surprised she doesn't bitch about dental issues. Her teeth finally vacating her terrifying face is something I've been shocked hasn't already happened. She must do SOMETHING in there, if not you know she'd come right out and whine bc her gums or teeth hurt, she's not one for keeping things to herself.

No. 708016

teeth are like fat, its 70% genetics and 30% action. Just like some people can eat enormous portions or unhealthy food while sedentary without gaining body fat, some people's teeth just don't rot. She shoots up and only smokes weed/cigs so i couldnt see her drug use doing too much damage on its own but with the lack of hygiene she is pretty lucky

No. 708033

where'd ya get your degree dentist anon lmao

No. 708036

Shes constantly flooding her system with painkillers and benzos. It probably never occurred to her to complain about teeth pain when she doesnt feel any.

Rip cottoneyedjoe knee

No. 708040

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No. 708042

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No. 708043

from having teeth and knowing people with teeth lmfao

another reason she is dumb AF, dentists are the easiest people in the world to get painkillers from

No. 708044

I saw the "dis" and assumed she was trying to pull off that cringy typing thing Die Antwoord does and then after the word "sum1" I thought I was having a fucking stroke.

What could 'smirked' and 'hmm s d' be junkie-type for?

No. 708046

Who knows, she said she "took her Seroquel and was falling asleep typing the caption" oh no, not a single person would think you nodded out on heroin, it's DEF the Seroquel

No. 708051

I know that look very well. She has that benzo stare going on. Notice the lifeless eyes and the one eye drifting off to the side. Plus the way she’s typing is a dead giveaway too.

No. 708059

Injecting drugs actually harms your teeth as well. Smoking heroin or meth can cause your teeth to rot from the outside, while injecting or snorting can cause your teeth to rot from the inside. Obviously there are a multitude of variables and just because you do drugs doesn’t mean it will harm your teeth, and just because you have bad teeth doesn’t mean drugs caused it. But, thinking because she shoots drugs that it can’t or won’t harm her teeth is incorrect.

No. 708085

That lower right pic… what the fuck.
She's so fucked up.
I wonder what's going on in her mom's life. We already know she relapsed because of Tuna but there's no way that being around her daughter and her former dealer didn't have major impact on her life.
I wonder what her dad thinks about Luna ruining her mom's life, they must talk about her.

No. 708087

I have no sympathy for her mother. She let a grown dope dealer around her underage child. Now shes enabling them, worse than her biological sugardaddy because she doesnt even make an effort to separate her child from the predator that she let groom. This is the bed she made and she gets to sleep in it. Or… couch, i guess.

No. 708122

Ex-benzo addicted anon and I 100% agree. The slack-jawed, limp-tongued expression is a give away too, not to mention the droopy eyelids.

No. 708130

shes doing the drugged out eyes on purpose/totally exaggerating the expression she looks like shes doing Billie Eilish face

No. 708188

Certain homeless shelters and orgs give toiletries like this out for free. Does she think she is too good to resort to using those places?

No. 708214

some junkies are like cockroaches, you'd be surprised how long they can survive… but if she's not dealing, and she can't afford shit, she can't test her shit, and she's more likely to buy off drugs off someone cheap and unfortunately end up with fentanyl.

No. 708230

she already does fent, it is cheaper and stronger, she wrote about it in her "my favorite things" poem

No. 708310

what happened to her cam girl thing? she was talking about how sex work made her feel good or something

No. 708344

One of her eyes is already off to rehab and getting a job. The other wants to stay with Tuna.

I guess she likes looking like a corpse with wonky eyes. Shit like this is why employers will never hire you despite how much you pretend to want a job, Tuna.

No. 708396

Food banks do rather often as well (at least the ones I volunteered at did when we had them), but if I remember right she bitched about the food. Just like the group she attended for a bit.

Luna has access to all the help in the world, she just doesn't want it because it involves effort on her part and isn't covered in stickers and grave dirt and stuffed with xanax.

No. 708422

-Most of this shit you can buy at the dollar store. Products in drugstores are always exorbitantly marked up here, I imagine it's the same in the US/New York?
-The only reason she's asking for bleach for the bathroom is to take photos in a bath, but the tub is probably mad filthy, even for Luna standards.
-Teeth whitening strips are like $60-$100 lmao. Why bother when you chainsmoke and don't brush anyway.
-General mention to all the makeup begs: the only reason she does it is for Insta photos, or maybe someone is buying her nudes. Regardless, how does she own/need so much fucking product as someone who doesn't ever go anywhere?
-"new" straightener again is atleast $50 in a drugstore.
-l'oreal cream because it's hEr FaVe but she looks like a bloated corpse pulled from a lake due to her efforts (or lack therof)

and my personal favourite:
>nicer toilet paper i'm sick of thin add nasty toilet paper
She's really wanting someone to front for smooth 4 ply? Who actually gives a fuck about tp quality, let alone ask for the premium on your Facebook begging list while you post this too >>708040 She had a sick cat a few days ago, she apparently can't afford basic necessities but god forbid this bitch wipes with low tier toilet paper. You get nice stuff when you earn it

Can op update if there were any comments on that post?

No. 708518

Lol you guys need to stop with this "poor addict mom" shit like, yeah, Luna fucked up a lot and this isn't exactly a nice thing she's doing rn, but come on. Her childhood was obviously unstable as fuck and rather than do any shit to get better her mom just has grown ass drug dealers around her teen daughter then her daughter got groomed and ended up with one of them. Not only that, it was lurch who enabled this heroin addict shit she was determined to do, which, regardless of her own choices and determination is one of the shittiest things you can do to a human being. I've been friends with addicts who won't even let me see their heroin or when they are shooting up cause they know the life ain't great and they are horrified of the possibility that someone else will get into it too. They told me and warned me extensively about predators like lurch who just love to pick up and enable damaged young women to become heroin addicts too. They considered these people like they were murderers, and honestly, they kinda fucking are.

Luna isn't a great person and exhausted her extremely privileged options, but I'm tired of people acting like her objectively terrible family are some kind of saints for putting up with her bullshit. Her bullshit is what they deserve, tbf.

No. 708533

File: 1569268687571.jpg (542.06 KB, 1080x2220, 20190923_145510.jpg)

Not op, but no one replied.

No. 708536

The single 'laugh react' is knocking me out.

No. 708579

>if I remember right she bitched about the food

She did. She said that people need to donate yummy food and not stale cereals and food that no one likes.

Good. I hope no one gets her entitled ass a single thing from that list.

No. 708633

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this is fucking bleak

No. 708643

File: 1569290394634.png (533.51 KB, 711x747, Xu4uR12.png)

she can't afford 50 cent toothbrush or food for her dying cat but can afford a brand new $15 plush


No. 708693

Surprisingly, Luna has not unfriended that person.

No. 708714

Well that answers my question whether her dad finally cut her off. She gets all the amazon shit through him, correct? if her need for toiletries was so dire she could have gotten stuff there.

No. 708813

Jesus Christ, she's got more of that crap than most kids.

No. 709115

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you can tell by the shadow he’s holding something up in the picture. wonder what it was that luna felt the need to crop out for ig

No. 709125

tinfoil but what if he got his license? Cropped it so people won’t ask about getting married or something lol

No. 709207

bag of heroin? lmao

No. 709209


His arms look clean because he can't use them any longer. He's been injecting into his legs (and I assume elsewhere) for years.


We've seen tracks on her feet and ankles in the last year or so but nothing like this on her thighs. She's working on an abscess to rival his.



No. 709214

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Observations on her legs courtesy the other farms.

No. 709344


Call me morbid, but I think Luna needs a new banner. Like of her old healthy smiling face fading into this one.

No. 709377

inb4 the next "stray kitten scratch"

Maybe if she gets a really nasty infected one she will finally have to go to the hospital and get detox and put in a psych ward for a bit and get some space from chief areola and maybe get some actual help.

I hate to be hopeful for her but she is so young still. So many people who were addicts at her age turn it around and live amazing lives and make retribution/at least feel genuine guilt on getting clean. She was ripped out of college and into a flophouse, removal from the situation might do her good. She wasnt a horrible person before dope, remove the dope and she could actually be a human being

No. 709378

the banner is stupid anyway, the pics were taken almost 10 years apart. i think shes like 16 in that first pic and shes 23 or 24 now, she deteriorated but also a lot of it just looks like aging, nobody has the fresh face of a teen in their mid 20s

No. 709393


Even 5 years is huge.

No. 709410

>Maybe if she gets a really nasty infected one she will finally have to go to the hospital and get detox and put in a psych ward for a bit and get some space from chief areola and maybe get some actual help.

If it hasn't happened by now, it won't. she's an adult, the law would have to get involved to get her into a psych ward. Honestly, most anons think it would take Lurch leaving her. She's built this whole identity for him, she's lost everything living this way for him. she has nowhere to go whereas he could just lighten the load and dump her and/or the slim chance he finds a better meal ticket.

No. 709428

I doubt a serious abscess isnt something theyd keep you overnight for, thats a few days worth of cleaning and antibiotics and monitoring. Plus in NY if you piss dirty for anyhting but weed you get the 72 hour psych hold and shes a manipulative mess so I doubt within 72 hours she wouldnt say something manipulative that would get her brought to the real ward. In some areas and on some insurances there is mandatory rehab if you come to the ER and piss dirty, i know hats why a lot of junkies try to treat nasty shit on their own

No. 709439

No that’s not true. They cannot force a hold unless you are a danger to yourself or others and drugs don’t apply to that. You can’t force anybody into rehab unless it’s a court order.

No. 709740

in NY if you wind up in the ER they can hold you for 72 hours and usually do if its drug-related because they want to get your insurance to put you in some kind of detox. You also have to see the psychologist before they will let you go. Luna is a manipulative twat there is no way she wouldnt say some "feel bad for me" shit that the psychologist couldnt write down as "suicide risk" and get to bill her insurance for a week in the acute supervision wing.
IDK how it is in other states but here in NY i went in for an eye injury and as soon as they saw on the chart that I had a mental health history they were trying to trick me into saying i was suicidal. Every second there is an empty bed, they are losing money.

No. 709838

my old roommate went to HS with her and apparently she just DMs people links for amazon items she wants and asks them to get them for her, no discussion no stories anymore just entitlement

No. 710173

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This pose looks so uncomfortable

No. 710211


she needs both hands to stop her tit from sagging

No. 710282

shes bent backward like Emily Rose trying to make her look thinner, shes got all her fat pushed to the side under her hair, its some pretty impressive contortion just to fail at selling nudes

No. 710681

emmy used to regularly fall for tuna's scams and give her money until someone showed her this thread, would be pretty stupid for tuna to admit that she ever talked to emmy if she even remembers her

No. 711304

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Old post but this is seriously happening. I’ll keep it short and just say it happened to me. She is going to lose her front teeth in a year or so.
The tops are very clearly turning brown and decaying.

No. 711313

yeah those are dying teeth. The roots are turned. Had a similar situation after a bad mouth injury, im shocked shes not complaining.

No. 711431

She’d have to admit she’s a dirty junkie, anon. Despite what she shows online she thinks she is “fighting the stereotype” of a junkie, living her pseudo Courtney Love life.

No. 711459

But she asks for whitening strips and not toothpaste or mouthwash or floss lmao yeah that'll do it toons

No. 711506

she knows shes a dirty junkie. Lol all I can think of when I see her now is that old post she made about how "im high on heroin but look how cute and clean and intelligent i am"

No. 711596

milk is dry right now so i'm going through all the threads again from the start…. anons in the first thread saying looney wasn't a cow because just being a fat junkie isn't enough would have loved the "lost 83,25 percent of my belongings" gimmick i think

No. 713203

Yeah teeth whitening strips will be A+++++++ and solve all your problems…

No. 713532

As far as junkie depression hovels go, she actually isnt that dirty (relatively). Even the pics of Roger's house didn't look that much worse than a normal college apartment where somebody her age would have been living. I never see cat shit, crusty dishes, etc. in her pictures like the shed princess had, just a lot of dust and clutter and her laundry is stained, but yall make it sound like she needs to be on that TLC show where they pull mummified cats out from behind fridges full of expired condiments. Shes not clean but when you are talking on a scale of filthy houses shes a 4/10

No. 713603

Anon, I hope you’re kidding.

No. 713676

Sage, but dropped by here after an extended absence a and surprised how little has changed, other then lurch looking more and more like an old man. I know he’s pretty harmless as far as junkies go but I kinda wish he would hurry up and die already, he’s just taking up space at this point.

No. 713680

He isnt harmless, though. He sells fent-cut dope and groomed a minor and steals from cemeteries and exploited his dying father and thats just the shit we have proof of. He is a cancer.

No. 713801

Yeah. I mean of course he could be worse but I feel like we don’t even hear the half of it from Luna, and what she has shared sounds like hell. Any picture she’s painted of him being chill and loving is a front. He’s at least verbally/emotionally abusive and I’m willing to bet he puts pressure on her to beg and whore herself out to make money for them.
Luna wanted this but he plays a huge role in keeping her there I’m sure, he’s not just someone on the sidelines.

No. 713905

Were we looking at the same pics? I mean this is the living conditions where Luna bragged about moving their mattress and finding needles everywhere on the heavily stained carpet. Not to mention Lurch's piss-filled juice cartons.

No. 713915


Eh, she's not the worst. Luckily the internet doesn't come with smell. That's one factor you can't see. For all we're aware it danks of cat piss and musty sex.

Also, the photos aren't HD or seen in 3D. Plus if you browse on your phone, they're lower quality. That kind of stuff looks way worse in person, and hardly shows up on camera unless it's really bad. The fact the stains are that visible and common is why people mention it. Plus how the get there in such quantity. There's a photo of this old purple comforter she had compared to new and it was shocking. On its own, it looked a little dull and run down, but compared to new it was filthy.

Plus how does she get so many stains on herself? Id obvious she doesn't wash anything, but sheesh. Things like stuffed animals get kept by children for years without getting as grimy as hers do.

No. 714231

She is filthy, she is just not the worst. Her space is uninhabitable by any normal standard but it hasn't reached flop-house levels. There are sheets on the bed and only one bed in the room, which right there is saying a lot.

I assume there is a strong stench of cat piss though, and smoke, and junkie sweat/puke. Especially cat piss, and I believe it will linger long after the passing of the cat (this is her last one?)

No. 714357

Ugh I miss Luna Tunes on Saturday mornings. It's not like she's cleaned up she's just literally boring. If she's gonna use these threads as an excuse to never work again, she could at least go back to milking herself. Youre good for at least one thing Tuna Fish. Get your life or whatever.

No. 714840

File: 1570382599292.jpg (Spoiler Image, 45.09 KB, 720x960, ttt.jpg)

A sample of Luna's sexy foot pics that she is offering lucky lucky men. How blessed we are to be given this erotic treasure for free.

No. 714932

File: 1570393233541.jpg (240.36 KB, 620x883, ew.jpg)

some context

No. 714934

what was the response after this…?

No. 714968

Calling other piggy, meanwhile she lives in a pigsty. Wondering if these people ever Google her name.

No. 715049


this is one of those dudes who gets off on humiliation lol, though it certainly is ironic

No. 715249

Her feet look like they grandpa shuffled through Chernobyl.

No. 715263

File: 1570438403412.gif (984.28 KB, 245x189, giphy.gif)

No. 715269

Of course she's so grimy that she'd happily be the "domme" that plagues Twitter shoving their nasty feet into the camera lens and going "Fuck you, pay me now"
It's like the lowest of the lower effort for Luna but at least they use proper hygiene and look presentable.

Bonus dumbass points for accepting Paypal for sex related things. She can have that frozen if someone decides to charge back or report her.

No. 715516

What kind of sex worker gives out their real name to clients?!

No. 715518

Don't doubt for a second that the grime isn't part of her appeal. Imagine how much more kinky and humiliating it is for these perverts to be 'stepped on' by a filthy girl. It's 30 times more degenerate

No. 715582

a dumbass

No. 715974

I always knew she would get into sex work eventually but I thought it would thru the usual seeking arrangements route, idk how does Luna fail at even the most basic junkie things

No. 715979

There's a difference between some girl who looks good and went outside for 5 mins barefoot and someone who looks like a corpse and never left her room and has feet like that. It's past degenerate and into the zone where you might as well be hiring a 60 year old truck stop hooker that's one week from dying of a sexual disease.

Luna on SA would be hilarious though. She'd fall for every "I'll pay you $50 per meet, once a week. That's a lot of money at the end of the month!" scam.

Probably thinks she has nothing to lose. No one will hire her already so ruining her real name/identity is nothing. The worst thing that could happen would probably be her clients Googling her and finding all of this.

No. 716397


Can you explain me this scam? Like they just don’t meet very often on purpose?

No. 716404

sage for slightly OT but most sugar babies get way more money than that. $500+ sometimes just for the initial meetup without sexual favors.

No. 716405

It's a cheap bastard being a cheap bastard. Basically once you're there, the guy can have you stay for hours for that $50 and if you get fed up and leave, that's it, they probably won't call you again. That's less than $10 an hour but to someone like Luna she'd fall for it because they'd spin it as being $$$ at the end of the month.

No. 716495

SA usually involves some form of FSSW eventually, just long-term contracted

No. 716859

File: 1570640426688.jpg (49.63 KB, 640x556, 4TP28i4l.jpg)

No. 716861

In all these pictures of clutter, i feel like I cant recall ever seeing an ashtray. Do they just eat the butts?

No. 717455

>sent her $30 but then asked if she wamted more money
>paid $105 for this

How is anybody this retarded. Wow

No. 717662

This is old milk that we talked about some threads ago. After all the backlash, it's amazing that the nasty cunt still keeps begging for money.

No. 718098

File: 1570879061720.jpg (492.82 KB, 1080x1440, IMG_20191011_090040.jpg)

No. 718140

lmao "pic with my favorite ashtray" right after anon mentions never having seen them use one, luna definitely lurks here.

No. 718141

You realize the timestamps are dated 2018, right? You can tell one look at Luna in the first pic and realize how old it is because she looks somewhat human still.

No. 718142

Yeah, I think an anon posted that to show the ashtray, they’re from 2018.

No. 718771

File: 1571072877044.png (9.05 KB, 999x162, 1.png)

No. 718777

bro that's literally u do

No. 719099

File: 1571160841263.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 309.42 KB, 1538x2048, EG73hJ3XUAEr0SM.jpeg)

She posted on tumblr her SW twitter.

No. 719100

File: 1571160959478.jpeg (263.61 KB, 1240x1818, EGirsLZWwAIA_Gr.jpeg)

No. 719101


Holy shit, I'm triggered.
I'm also shocked that anyone's ass looks grosser than shayna(?)

No. 719102

File: 1571161419845.png (276.96 KB, 480x744, i.png)

No. 719104

>pee drink
This has to be rock bottom for her…

No. 719109

I guess Lurch's orange juice carton urinal was only the beginning for Luna.

No. 719115


$20… to drink her own piss. $20.

I dont know what I ever expected from her but I never thought it would be this low.

No. 719116

I keep waiting for her to hit rock bottom but it just keeps going.

No. 719117

She already drank her own piss, since she mentions the duration of every video I'm sure they are filmed already and sends them to buyers.

No. 719127

Is this the dawn of a new era???

I hope it is, artistic Luna is the best Tuna. Let's hope for an abundance of sexxxy lingerie shots and her take on fetish wear!

No. 719166

I just…I can barely tell what I'm looking at. This is like so depressing lmao it's like just sheer desperation for drugs driving her on it would be easier to get a job and work than do sex work but ofc she can't do that

No. 719197

File: 1571182981275.jpeg (351.38 KB, 1566x2818, BA1FAF7E-0BFE-41A0-8764-1A6776…)

No. 719198

File: 1571183012302.jpeg (120.38 KB, 640x378, F42C274B-BE3A-4095-BD23-9688E3…)

No. 719199

File: 1571183051250.jpeg (422.73 KB, 640x893, 69BB3D6A-E679-4B4B-8419-6B9A97…)

No. 719200

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No. 719201

File: 1571183140618.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 492.66 KB, 1536x2046, 909178BC-980C-4C01-B671-691CF5…)

No. 719202

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No. 719214

I mean I don’t know what I expected but damn

No. 719219

Wow, that’s what my 65 year old neighbor looks like when she comes by to swim. Tuna hit the bad genetics lottery and then still chose to be a gutter junkie piss drinker. She’s fucked for life.

No. 719221

luna no longer delivers me cringe entertainment just sadness now

No. 719222

Is that toilet paper or a pad?? Why would she think this was a good idea?

No. 719223

OMG she's wearing a maxi pad in this

No. 719231

File: 1571187476175.png (179.48 KB, 779x352, Capture.PNG)

Imagine paying $20 to see Luna suck Chief's hard-on in their filth den.

Apparently she's falling for retweet scams as well. Wonder how long til a Nigerian prince is promising to take her away and marry her.

No. 719238

I think it's just the crotch panel

No. 719247

File: 1571193235534.png (592.57 KB, 701x548, 657567869.PNG)

No. 719274

Thats definitely some kind of liner she has wrapped around the crotch. The panel will always be the same colour as the underwear especially in lingerie

No. 719290


Damn, Luna is so stupid. She'll sell her dignity for $20 yet thinks she's too good to work at mcdonalds or Walmart. Fuck a stable paycheck, she's gonna sell sporadic nudes.

She thinks it's more reasonable to drink her own piss and sell videos of it than to get a low paying job.

Delusion level 100.

No. 719297

Well duh. Anyone willing to drink their own pee for $20 isn't exactly in the best mental state.

No. 719298

Implying it's her pee…

No. 719300

tbh, not sure I'd want tuna working near food, especially that might be given to children. We'd hear about some unexplained hepatitis outbreak…

No. 719302

No way groooooossss hahaha these lewds are simething else

You can tell her camera is sitting on top of the toilet lid so this is an actual pov of Tuna shitting

No. 719305

holy fuck her videos are insanely overpriced. she needs to lower those prices. nobody is going to pay for that shit. most established sex workers don't even charge that much for videos of that length.

No. 719333

I REALLY hope she was smart enough to fake the piss drinking (i know girls who do piss/scat clips who know all sorts of concoctions to make fake shit and pee) hopefully she was since it was a pre-filmed video.

No. 719335

One of her most recent reblogs is just a little girl's undeveloped chest in a thin tank top, it was downright soren-ey

No. 719343

>i hope she was smart enough…
I'mma stop you right there.

No. 719345

FFS. Well, we've got the porn saga (along with gratuitous self-degradation), so I guess the hooker saga is not too far off.

No. 719400

Makes me wonder if she’s figured out chief ain’t where it’s at. I mean unless of course he’s doing pee drinking videos too lol. Yea I know she will never wake up to that but I thought it was funny when I asked myself what he’s doing while she’s being disgusting

No. 719407

this is the start of him pimping her, Im guessing he is either the cameraman or penis involved in the videos. "We need to get by, Ill still love you/love you more if you do X" and then from there it escalates from pics and videos to meet-ups and full-service. Im shocked it didn't happen sooner.

No. 719453

imagine drinking your own piss and pimping yourself out just to make money so you can buy yourself another little hello kitty container that you’re going to put pills in and then take a picture of it and put on instagram

No. 719456

idk i imagine its all her

No. 719459

File: 1571253818014.png (765.21 KB, 704x1020, asdlkanjdnkadnsd.png)

she can't afford a cheap coat or save 10 bucks but she's somehow able to buy a brand new $25 cinnamoroll plushie

same. she's a fan of shayna and other ddlg weirdos from tumblr

No. 719460

File: 1571253841078.jpg (122.59 KB, 640x480, tumblr_c67b2143757fe2a2c016bff…)

No. 719482

I may be taking a wild guess, but is the internet friend Emmy (serotoninblue)? >>>/snow/797728 They followed each other on IG.

No. 719494

yeah I wondered if it was emmy. didn't know thats how she killed herself ofc luna would just put that kinda info out there

No. 719495

g r i m e y

No. 719498


Sex work is an accurate name. It involves a LOT of emotionally, physically demanding work. It also requires sex appeal, which is a learned skill, and Luna is like, so unsexy to almost anyone but a small niche of people who get off to degrading sad junkies.

Luna is way too lazy to do full service prostitution. She never has the gumption to leave her house, there's no way in hell she can manage clients, hygiene, and social interaction.

No. 719509

That's what the drugs are for though. Save the hygiene of course.

Self perpetuating cycle

No. 719523

good internet friend? this bitch literally said she talked to her privately 2-3 times. always rying to milk someone’s death for sympathy.

No. 719528

Didnt they fall out forever ago when luna was exposed for robbing her of hundreds of dollars

No. 719578

File: 1571273841739.jpg (446.14 KB, 720x1480, Screenshot_20191017-115602_Ins…)

holy shit

No. 719584

Jesus Christ, that is the saddest selfie I've ever seen

No. 719585

The scraggly pubes when you zoom… tragic

No. 719590

I'm pretty sure it's not Emmy. Afaik Emmy died from health complications in the hospital.

No. 719610

God if she and Lurch weren't such bad people, I'd feel bad for her.

No. 719613

File: 1571276638584.png (9.72 MB, 1125x2436, BA7AD013-9F6E-4A93-9ACC-8C4BF0…)

Holy fuck

No. 719615

Is she covering a bruise on her nose or something?

I've never seen someone look more sad, god. This picture needs to be in a PSA.

No. 719617

Jesus fuckin Christ I thought for sure she was fucking DEAD in this photo. Wtf she went downhill really fast. Maybe she got into chiefs poison stash- the shit he’s been rumored to sell

No. 719621

I mean she’s got visible, open track marks in the crook of her arm. She’s not even trying to hide it. Either it’s on purpose or she’s so far gone and removed that she doesn’t even consider it anymore…

No. 719624

File: 1571280483379.jpg (492.86 KB, 1280x1707, tumblr_b0d22cc1f1ba7d7ffbbc526…)

Her nose does look pretty swollen near the top of the bridge.

No. 719625

Tinfoiling, result of her "watch me beat myself" video taken or something else.

She looks blasted.

No. 719626

(Anon you are responding too)Yeah really Looks like someone hit her or something.

Looks swollen, unless my eyes are playing tricks on me.

No. 719632

Possible tinfoil but damn I really think she got punched in the face by Lurch or possibly her mom.

No. 719634

Could just be a sinus infection. With all the dust, dirt, cat hair, cigarette ashes and god knows what else floating around that place, it wouldn't be a surprise.

No. 719635

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No. 719658

I wonder if the bj video is new content or something she recorded years ago. I remember some VJ photos in one of the first Luna threads, as well as a movie of Lurch slapping Luna with his dick or something (?).
Either way, this is very sad. Do you guys think that even McDonald's is rejecting her or is she not even trying?
I liked it more when she was selling her art…
I do lowkey hope that Luna and Shayna will do something together, they are into similar uwu bby sex worker aesthetics.

No. 719662


God damn her pupils are the size of ants

No. 719666

idk if i should laugh or cry at her new selfie. laughing at the weird pubes on her upper lip and the sad hanging boob and crying at her makeup, wonky eyes and track marks. tragic

No. 719667

does she wear hair extensions or anything? i’m surprised her hair is still intact/in decent shape

No. 719700

Luna could not work at McDonalds. Its fast-paced and high stress, IDK why people always recommend fast food service for people like her. Just because it is a low-paying job does not mean it is not hard stressful work

No. 719713

I dunno… Shayna does some degrading stuff, but I can't recall she has drunk her own pee. (or anyone else's). That's some pretty hard core self-loathing (and desperation), and like an anon above said I can't believe she didn't do any tricks to avoid actual scat. The next step for all this will be hooking with Matthew as her pimp.

No. 719824

It's the only type of place that people think would hire her because she has nothing to bring to the table

But realistically she's not even qualified for bottom of the barrel type jobs

No. 719906

This is really a "the longer you look, the worse it gets." The red eye shadow and crusty foundation as a lipstick that she loves is so jarring.

No. 719943

She drank Matthew's out of an orange juice carton claiming to not know it was in there.

No. 719989

File: 1571411271440.webm (610.14 KB, 720x1280, njwUxS2nwmbrF3PQ.webm)

Once againg flashing her big areola.
>dm me for more $$$$

No. 720004

Her eyes are so dead it looks like she's wearing a mask.

No. 720010

who would pay for this? Serious question. That's the only reason I don't think Matthew is pimping her yet, how would you even get clientele? That and pimping is too much like a job for Lurch

No. 720040

Her problem is shes trying to sell herself as some hot e-girl instead of embracing the gross angle. She could easily sell dirty socks or some shit, and she gives way too much away for free off the bat.

yall saying she wouldn't be pimp-able should come to NY and see some of the girls walking the streets in the city. Shes not in bad condition for a junkie hooker.

No. 720041

Exactly, do people not realize what Drug dealers or what some men, in general, will deal with to get their dicks wet?

No. 720052

well yeah for a hooker who cares but she's trying to sell pics n shit

No. 720061

No. 720138

File: 1571452503345.png (7 KB, 702x131, 3.png)

No. 720139

File: 1571452539412.png (190.26 KB, 713x2053, 1.png)

No. 720140

File: 1571452606008.png (223.83 KB, 713x1824, 2.png)

No. 720142

blah blah blah yea everyone who was told they were talented as a kid turned out with depression you're not special and omg i hate that she thinks this is some kind of poem style like she could just write this in paragraphs there's nothing poetic to it

No. 720160


so is it a job at an actual business or is it just another online client?

No. 720169

File: 1571461500771.jpg (372.83 KB, 750x1131, IMG_2359.jpg)

No. 720171

File: 1571463501455.png (28.12 KB, 499x144, Screen Shot 2019-10-19 at 4.38…)

what the fuck?

No. 720177

File: 1571465714617.png (30.94 KB, 509x177, Screen Shot 2019-10-19 at 5.15…)

this bitch is so cooked

No. 720178

File: 1571465783737.jpg (102.8 KB, 640x853, tumblr_7e8065eb6824252e15d80ae…)

No. 720181

>regrets internet fame
>posts more heroine fueled pictures

loosely followed luna when she was first posted about in /snow/ but im sure she didnt even expect herself for whore herself out for pee vids and and to beat herself up for some heroin money. did the magic dumpster stop providing?

No. 720193

Those fuck ups didn't happen in your teen years, they're happening now in your adult years.

Pretty much like this nasty shit. She looks like a preschooler's first wax project.

It's her house, Tuna. If she wants to make a full thanksgiving meal at 4am, then she can. If you don't like it, leave. It's that simple. What a whiny cunt.

No. 720201

I'm wondering if the "fucking you as a teenager" is reference to her bf from waaay back who has his own page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, considering she got her own footnote in the chaper. Which if its what shes hinting at is so far from the truth when her cow "infamy" didnt take off until she was publically sucking on old man cock while boasting about her drug usage? The thing that set off her "e-fame" were putrid pictures of dirty plushies and needles stuck together, people found out about her skeezy ex AFTER the fact and it only nailed in the coffin that she has never learned a single thing from her negative life experiences and uses it as a crutch to continue living a miserable life until the inevitable happens and she stops breathing in her sleep from all the xanax she gobbles up nightly.
You cannot be aware that you have made bad decisions in the past, then carbon copy the exact same decisions now expecting people to root for you because you're "trying your best" at getting a 9-5 while showing extremely public "sex work" posts/ads all accessible within two mouse clicks or the hoards of facebook panhandling….but sure tween luna posts pre-heroin is whats gonna stop future employers.

No. 720202

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No. 720203

File: 1571479690195.jpg (65.57 KB, 650x960, tumblr_pzlbdr0DtH1xxzxb4o1_128…)

>everything is bad worse than ever fuckin bad! this was taken before it was bad tho

No. 720205

> it's MIDNIGHT and my EVIL MOTHER is making DINNER

No. 720206

>e-fame is ruining my life forever!
>sex work accounts under her real first name, easy to find from her SFW accounts

No. 720208

i think she meant to say “fucking up” not “fucking (yo)u.” i read it that way the first time but the next line she mentions fucking up

No. 720210


your evil mom is likely making that chicken for you, cow. you have no income whatsoever and you're this fat? thank your mom for keeping you fed

WELL fed. just… just look at you

No. 720213

Thats most likely what she meant, but its becoming hard to even think about context clues anymore when her writing goes from "U n me bby angl areola" to "im sobbing because mother is making chicken at 3am!!!???" Tuna the poetry queen

No. 720235

File: 1571492673003.png (Spoiler Image, 71.46 KB, 228x274, Screen Shot 2019-10-19 at 9.44…)

omg this bitch

No. 720236

I'm wondering what she thinks she did as a teenager fucked up her life worse than everything she's done in her adult years? A stranger on the street could look at you and know you're a drug addict and you've fucked yourself over by going online with it too.

You know employers look at you on Facebook right? One FB search of your name and they'll find all your sex work and your drug bragging.

>mother cooking dinner

No. 720241

File: 1571495050341.png (123.53 KB, 412x227, white chicks.png)

She looks like a man with flour on his face and a cheap wig slapped on his head.

No. 720245

She was still a teenager when she started using and was 18/19 during her heaviest scam period when all the callout blogs about her formed

No. 720246

File: 1571496222493.png (3.06 MB, 1712x1200, loonz.png)

No. 720247

Why does she do her makeup like a ghost with eyeliner? it looks so messy. she's too filthy to be a decent SW

No. 720248

lol all her followers are either bots or other camgirls i see ONE "customer" account

No. 720264

tl;dr (Simple Plan - Untitled)

No. 720277

Wtf man. Her leg looks like it’s rotting off. Is that normal????? It’s crazy with Luna if you cut pictures of her off at the head sometimes it’s not so bad and she almost looks semi attractive but the lower down you go the more bleak everything gets.

No. 720288

yeah this is just outstandingly bad like it's not that she's fat it's that there's so many weird textures and colours ugh honey

No. 720290

does she have "Try" written just below her labia?

No. 720300

It’s a tattoo she got in high school, back when she had more muscle mass and didn’t look like her skin was melting off her it looked more like it was on the front of her thigh.

No. 720311

File: 1571520180554.jpg (597.46 KB, 1080x1814, 20191019_172027.jpg)

There's several comparisons of Luna pre-lurch, so I thought I'd do a comparison of lurch, then and now. He hasn't aged well either. This photo makes him look healthy by comparison.

No. 720314

File: 1571520202886.jpg (906.37 KB, 1080x1772, 20191019_172059.jpg)

No. 720328

is it just me or did she put makeup on her legs in the left photo kek

No. 720348

File: 1571526865298.jpeg (93.54 KB, 640x811, 03C2CF16-08F3-4213-B203-BD910B…)

No. 720358

File: 1571528237980.jpeg (1.8 MB, 1242x1772, C7504A43-275F-4EDF-80F5-849A2C…)

Omg those stains

No. 720359

File: 1571528368970.jpeg (1.45 MB, 1242x1826, F6A2B3AE-FB07-4664-8364-9C0EEC…)

Seriously everything she owns is stained

No. 720360

File: 1571528480370.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 431.53 KB, 1242x1741, A7E24DF7-049F-4699-81CF-501A29…)

No. 720366

That's either lint or mold spots.

No. 720393

for the love of christ luna get off heroin. if you want to accomplish something, if you want to "inspire" people and prove all the haters wrong or whatever, GET OFF HEROIN. STOP SHOOTING DOPE. it's the only redeeming choice you could possibly make at this point. stop worrying about how many people would laugh or cry if you died, and start thinking about how many people would STOP laughing at you if you got the fuck off dope and logged off the internet for a while.

No. 720397

File: 1571534441767.gif (1.53 MB, 512x512, tumblr_cd5bae819d9a8d2ef549ffb…)

No. 720435

File: 1571539869165.jpeg (110.66 KB, 425x439, B7DF78B8-A962-4934-8EE0-F3478E…)

Girls on another planet

No. 720454

is this from midsommar

No. 720460

these pics are getting really scary. i'm honestly worried she's going to die soon.

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