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No. 832421

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/funeral1996/ [private]

tumblr: https://heavenlykitten1996.tumblr.com/
https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com/ [inactive]

Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/offthebone1996 [active]
https://twitter.com/bimbokitten96 [new SW twitter]

>Formerly known as angelhair1996, howl1996, junkhun, funeralhome420 and lunakittenxxx (to name but a few)

>24 year old heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and former ““sex worker””
>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities
>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive
>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun
>Started dating her 40 year old boyfriend (hereby known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”
>has a following of impressionable young girls who she has convinced to “help” her during this “tough time” in her life
>Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but rants on the internet how vile it is to do so
>”I’m not trying to be Courtney Love!”
>Tries to be exactly like Courtney Love
>Bleats about harm reduction while being the antithesis of harm reduction/seemingly having no grasp of the concept whatsoever

>Loves to share her grimy life on the internet, including awful photos of her cats laying in filth and used needles

>Squandered a large inheritance from her grandmother within a year and lot the property she also inherited because she didn’t pay tax on it
>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)
>Always “short on rent” or otherwise in need of donations
>Overdosed on heroin twice in less than 12 months, even that didn't encourage her to get clean
>RIP ROGER (aka Lurch’s dad)
>Tuna and Lurch couldn’t pay rent because all their money came from Roger’s social security so the e-begging ramped up to 100
>EVICTED from Roger’s house
>Tuna and Lurch “temporarily” move in with Luna’s mother, who is an (ex) addict
>Brings along moldy, nasty stuffed animals and complains about not being able to move her other belongings (claims she lost 90% of them when she got EVICTED)
>Continuously tries e-begging along with selling nudes and shitty art in lieu of getting a job
>Her “abusive” dad continues to buy her useless shit from Amazon
>Posts pictures of her and Lurch looting graves like it’s no big deal
>Claims to be homeless for bonus sympathy points in spite of living with her mother

>Luna and Chief have made themselves at home in her mom's one-bedroom poverty home and seem to have no intention of leaving.

>Still milking her ex-gf's suicide for struggle points.
>Seemed to be gaining weight rapidly for a while- some farmers speculated that she may have been on methadone.
>Still abusing benzos and posting pill porn, probably hooked at this point
>Still sending begging messages to facebook "friends" >>>/pt/607983
>Still buying cheap shit on Amazon and asking facebook "friends" to buy her stuff
>Still churning out sloppy drawings, has recently produced some particularly mediocre poetry
>Still taking pictures of her filthy plastic crap, filthy grave-goods, filthy clothes, filthy nails, and filthy face
>Still complaining about how horrible her life is, failing to understand that she brought most of it on herself
>Roger is interred in a filthy box in Luna's mom's poverty home
>Got a pancake voucher >>>/pt/612955
>Was banned from FB and called out in a nail shaming group
>Has lived with her mom for over a year now
>Her dad's apartment caught on fire; Luna spread ashes on her face for maximum sympathy points
>Has started to brag about starving herself
>"Found" a bra in a dumpster
>Started posting nudes again
>Then began a “sex work” career, taking grimy nudes and videos and selling them through twitter for drug money
>Made premade videos, one is called PEE DRINK >>730829
> Looking more and more dead with every photo uploaded for her “SW business"
> Anon leaks a ‘commission’ video where Luna calls her dad and says she’s got a stable job, asks if she can live with him for a while, then hangs up, takes her dress off and masturbates for the camera. Dad sounds supportive and happy for her as she uses him to get someone else’s humiliation fetish rocks off >>758647 WARNING: SAD AS FUCK >>758661
> SW CAREER IS OVER >>760386
> “Online acquaintance” of Luna’s turn up after being sent the dad video >>761016, insinuates Luna has sold videos of her shooting up in her legs via her SW twitter. Shares screencap, looks like necrosis waiting to happen >>761037.
> Tuna and Lurch defy the odds and reach their six year druggie-versity >>761830.
> 3rd OD, seems like all is not well in the loveshack >>762698.
> Happy 24th birthday, Luna!

> Luna's mom got taken away to inpatient due to mental health and drug abuse >>795390

> Returns to sex work >>805775, >>810203
> Lurch’s twitter is found! >>810263
> anon drops “lurch gyrating luna’s ass” and “full intercourse” vids that they bought last year but didn’t leak at the time: >>811491 >>811554
> Luna uploads a video where her and Lurch yell at a social worker for kicking them out and not “the old person whose life is basically over” aka her mom >>811724
> electricity gets shut off >>813209 and luna continues to refer to the owner of the apartment as "her landlord" despite admitting on facebook that they're not supposed to be there >>813354
> the apartment door lock has broken, luna and lurch build pathetic, sad little barricades out of… whatever they have laying around, apparently >>816475 & >>815981
> the cops pay a visit >>813338 and find drugs, paraphernalia and a weapon (a knife). charges are filed against Lurch >>819990 & >>822424 & >>824442
> as a result, lurch now has to submit drug tests on the reg, and luna allegedly actually detoxes from heroin as a result (while still using methadone and/or weed, other opiates and/or benzos (which drugs she is and isn't clean from vary a bit from post to post and also how much you believe her)) >>821718 & >>822657 & >>823499 & >>823823 & >>824260

In the last thread:

> Anon uploads video of Luna shooting up that they’d previously shared screencaps from. Shit’s horrifying. >>824650 Posted on the other farms were also pictures of Luna’s legs from march 2020, equally horrifying. >>830603 & >>830633

> Luna keeps claiming to be sober >>824858 & >>825465 & >>827008 despite still taking fucking Xanax >>825462

> note: sober, not ‘clean’! She’s against that terminology! >>828345

> Starts getting called out by some of her instagram followers >>825485 & >>827075 & >>827083

> Still claiming to be sober, still posting about all the narcotics-level medications she’s taking >>825872

> Apparently, Dad Luna got “tucked up off us ass” aka relapsed >>825466

> Says she “won’t go into detail about it” and then immediately proceeds to go into a lot of detail >>825577 & >>826232

> oh no! Seems like Dad Luna is DYING >>825993 & >>826190 (spoiler: he’s not)

> posts her life story in a bojack horseman group, also begs for free shit >>826093

> tries her hand at interior designing, 1 free Xanax for the person who can figure out what colours her plushies originally were >>826214

> Despite luna and her dealer boyfriend using around her (recovering addict) mother for TWO YEARS while driving her out of her bedroom to stay on the sofa so luna and lurch can get fucked up in her bed, luna feels it’s “like a slap in the face” to see her mother high around them when “they’re working so hard” >>826257

> Despite not being legally allowed to be there, Luna keeps buying furniture >>826397 (including a chair made for toddlers >>827595 )

> Simultaneously posts about buying CHEAP clothes and junk and HAVING NO MONEY qwq >>831992

> Fried her hair >>826806 & >>827689 & >>830470 and figured out face filters >>826640 & >>826915

> is making ART again >>826876 & >>829935

> Happy 25th birthday, Luna! No squished ice cream cake this year, only e-begging and whining about not getting enough GIFTS from her (allegedly relapsing and/or dying) parents >>826897 (except dad is apparently fine again?) >>829901 & >>829930

> Wants to go to couples’ counselling >>828230

> Dad apparently wishes luna was aborted >>828434

> gives ‘advice’ to someone on snapchat re: sobriety >>828609 and takes the opportunity to sneak in being angry at her friends for not BEING THERE

> Continues being outraged that landlords want you to have an ID and stable income to rent their places >>827001

> Meanwhile her only income is Lurch’s stimulus check, which she makes sure to constantly freak out on reddit about >>828072 & >>828074 & >>829345 & >>829767

> surprise: luna RELAPSED after ALMOST TWO MONTHS SOBER >>830307 (coincidentally just after lurch’s last hearing >>829524 and the stim check arriving)

> Lurch was apparently attacked by pitbulls from insane neighbours, totally not while stealing >>831109 luckily he’s an ATHLETE. Apparently the owners then proceeded to threaten luna with a shotgun (and proceeded to doxx them in case luna dies, bc it’ll def not be of an overdose but being shot by RABID PIT BULL OWNERS) >>831529

> Turns out luna’s psychiatrist is no longer AMAZING AND A GIFT when he does his job and prescribes medication rather than not doing his job and being a therapist and/or just giving her Xanax >>831232

> wears a mask with lovely-looking stains on the front >>832072

> misses her ex from seven years ago, even though she’d ‘be dead’ if they saw each other again (?????) >>832402

Not mentioned: the copious amounts of farmers still arguing whether or not they’ll get kicked out soon. See >>830562 . Luna has now been alive for a quarter of a century, apparently still has absolutely nothing to show for it except dirty plushies and fucked up legs.

one >>>/snow/55077
two >>>/snow/171004
three >>>/snow/190985
four >>>/snow/220048
five >>>/snow/254820
six >>>/snow/276683
seven >>>/snow/292881
eight >>>/snow/305217
nine >>>/snow/320166
ten >>394258
eleven >>403302
twelve >>414017
thirteen >>428358
fourteen >>452611
fifteen >>468770
sixteen >>480001
seventeen >>497850
eighteen >>521479
nineteen >>>/pt/540883
twenty >>>/pt/558885
twenty one >>>/pt/574429
twenty two >>>/pt/591749
twenty three >>>/pt/619612
twenty four >>>/pt/657873
Twenty five >>>/pt/689217
Twenty six >>>/pt/734529
Twenty seven >>>/pt/767687
Twenty eight >>>/pt/795757
Twenty nine >>>/pt/811991
Thirty >>>/pt/824552

No. 832422

Social media:

https://www.instagram.com/funeral1996 (private)
https://www.twitter.com/lilcherub1996 (inactive)
https://www.twitter.com/lunakittenxxx (SW account, deleted)


https://www.deviantart.com/thatpoisonleaf (deleted)
https://www.flickr.com/people/54485349@N05 (skwisgaarskwigelf)


https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com (inactive)

Archives of past tumblr accounts:
http://skwisgaarskwigelf.tumblr.com (deleted, no archives)

The Pulp Girls / Zine:


About Luna:
https://witchycrankypoo.tumblr.com (howl1996 drama, inactive)


No. 832424

Thread pic cred to >>>/pt/832079

No. 832425


Luna is 25 and Lurch is 42*

No. 832428

>randomly calls me every few months but never has a phone so I can never see if he's alive
Does she mean that Peter Callan is STILL calling her, years after their relationship ended? Sounds crazy even for a pair of junkies that e-dated as young adults?

No. 832429

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She has posted so much throwback content on her instagram. Many genuinely cute photos from when she was a teenager. So sad to compare how she ended up

No. 832431

You wonder if she ever looks at her own throwback pics and wishes she hadn't fucked up so bad.

She and Shayna are eerily similar in this regard. They were alt kids that got greedy for attention and turned to terrible men and horrible failed bimbo addiction lifestyles to fuel their need for male attention.

If Lurch hadn't paid her any attention at all she probably would be doing something with her life. Then again, she might have hopped on the first dick that said hello to her too.

No. 832434

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Big fan of a shitty 'brand' attempting to scam Luna into buying their overpriced crap under the guise of being an 'influencer' and Luna shamelessly attempting to scam them back to get more chinese crap

No. 832437

Why does she bother drawing/painting at all? It's just the same shit over and over.
>half naked girl
>pill bottles
>"wahh I'm so miserable"

No. 832440

File: 1618923159898.jpeg (66.49 KB, 682x259, DA9E8D8F-83FC-44BF-BE00-C92BBC…)

So has she stopped pretending that she is sober?

No. 832443

File: 1618924272410.jpeg (130.83 KB, 750x462, EAA898B6-4AE2-4C74-8E35-DFCCC7…)

Thanks for making the new thread anon!

Chances are that this therapist actually existed in the first place? I don’t understand why they would tell her that she could see the therapist once and that’s it, seems like a waste of time for everyone involved.

No. 832444

Welcome to the fucked up American mental health system, Tuna. Does she have to fucking whine about everything?

No. 832446

">least i got the one thing i wanted lol"
Oh, boo. Acting like all she gets from her dad is an iced coffee.

No. 832448

kek I can't wait to see what drugged out shit she wears to this appointment. "I'm not taking new patients but I'll see you once" is usually code for "I have a ton of patients but I'll do an intake session to see if you're someone I can actually help". If the patient is obv a waste of time they have am easy excuse to refer them out to someone less in demand. Luna will fuck this up of course.

Thanks for making the new thread OP.

No. 832452

Weed doesn't count, obviously. Or her pills.
I feel like she only likes her art when she's high. Just like she only thinks she looks good or her makeup is great if she's under the influence of something.

No. 832491

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Who wants to bet she's gonna get that Channel blouse in a month tops? For CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP, of course

No. 832493

she looked pretty adorable in the picture with Tai and the blonde guy in the diner. it's PAINFUL that she thinks she had a glow up now cause she looks like a weird pale blob with straw hair and tacky Sanrio clothes

No. 832494

Didn't she already get a maid outfit? That and she got some ugly Milanoo-tier lolita dress we've never seen worn.

No. 832495

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>had to google Milanoo
>actual section called "pole dancing costumes"

No. 832518

She's really pushing this whole "super bad eating disorder" thing hard, huh? There isn't a single existing picture of her where she isn't overweight.

No. 832520

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lol never change luna
(not like you ever will)

No. 832529

I seriously had to check whether I accidentally opened the Shayna thread by mistake. Once Luna becomes a pothead I'm going to have trouble telling them apart anymore.

No. 832530

File: 1618956114106.jpeg (100.39 KB, 750x257, 27818A1F-98E2-4729-8C39-56743F…)

Luna is still bitching on Reddit about how her ~evil~ father claimed her as a dependent on his taxes. Girl, get a fucking job and then he won’t be able to.

No. 832532

>doesn't help me at all
bitch, he pays your phone bill and buys you shit

No. 832534

same! I was like wait didn't she just spend a fuckton on peak pro lol?!

she's really dumb. I guess she must forget that money spent on heroin doesn't count as far as living expenses

No. 832574

File: 1618965015662.jpeg (475.83 KB, 1242x2003, 43573FC4-D05A-41AD-B6BD-D86067…)

the thing matthew bought her was the $70 chanel sweatshirt (apparently) and the other things were the septum clicker, nails, and maid outfit

No. 832575

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No. 832577

didnt ny just (and i mean JUST - doubt she can "legally" obtain it yet) legalize weed? kek tuna fully subscribes to the idea that government approved (fda rx drugs or otherwise) = sober

No. 832579

Guess he got the money from whatever he stole from the pitbull owners.

No. 832581

File: 1618971193100.jpg (119.61 KB, 500x333, wjANVCD.jpg)

No. 832593

Wow, very sad to find out I was right about the Chanel sweater. How come they have money to spend on such overpriced bullshit when they are homeless and junkies?

No. 832600

Yeah, she's getting predictable. My guess is that they always had disposable income, the pink timbs that were found in the dumpster and were magically in her size, the dumpster Victoria Secret bras also in her size (lol), were actually bought but she was playing her owe is me cards…

No. 832601

That first bong is fucking NASTY! Any bong she gets is going to look like that one in a matter of time, kek. She won't clean it, bet.

No. 832617

the actual sale of legal weed won't go into effect for like 1-2 years because the state legislature still has to draw up all the regulations

No. 832648

there’s a great chance that this outfit isn’t going to fit her considering an asian large is like an american small/medium

No. 832654

She doesn't post a follow up pic for most of the clothes she brags about being gifted and I'm convinced this is exactly what happens more often than not. She's def not taking the time to return them either

No. 832666

Well let’s be honest- the moment that shit gets unboxed I’m sure it can’t be returned. Cigarette smoke, and whatever nasty smells she personally has would make it impossible

No. 832675


Lemme point out Luna DID NOT do dope. She was just saying she's upset she ruined tattoos she "loved" with her old trackmarks.

Current trackmarks wouldn't require a band aid, let alone one going diagonally across a vein. She just stuck it there to play with her ugly Amazon band aids for babies while pretending to be ashamed of old tracks that no one can even see.

I know most of you have never used IV drugs, but Luna doesn't know how to shoot, let alone using her non-dominant hand into a vein I guarantee Lurch took out of commission years ago with his bad technique. She started on her arms and doesn't know how to mainline. You can tell from the skin around the band aid lacking tracks running up and down the vein and the lack of Luna's tell tale lump from missing veins that she hasn't used.

No. 832676


She's clearly feeding into his behavior by encouraging calls and communication. No dude keeps calling some random fat bitch if she isn't encouraging it by talking to him or writing to him.

No. 832677


Fat ugly bitches "turn to terrible men" because no decent men want to date them. And the men aren't terrible for accepting attention from a female when they rarely get noticed and often show the type of guy they are from the beginning. Tuna and other bitches with low self esteem just latch on anyway because they're lonely.

Tuna isn't getting beaten up or forced to do anything for these men. They're living their addict lifestyles and she's choosing to jump on the bandwagon. They'd be doing the same thing regardless. She's really not the mistreated, misunderstood flower she tries to portray herself as.

No. 832679


How does someone who wears body jewelry not know that there are different jewelry sizes?! How has she bought any body jewelry without learning about different diameters when the info is literally right there, posted with the jewelry? Idiot.

No. 832681


She really thinks brands are going to actually want her as an ambassador?! No, Tuna. With her look and body type and low # of followers, the only offers she'll get are the ones asking her to buy their shit and get a discount… The same type of offers my neighbor's dog with his 100 followers gets.

No. 832682

File: 1619038108862.jpg (541.22 KB, 1079x1797, Screenshot_20210421-154757_Ins…)

Sis is looking HUGE.

No. 832684

File: 1619038608954.jpg (87.25 KB, 546x585, SmartSelect_20210421-165615_Ch…)

Seriously, what in the fuck is going on here.

No. 832686


Tuna is clearly claiming she needs to see someone asap. It's normal for places that have too many patients to agree to see a desperate person, but explain she can't be a regular client and will have to find a permanent therapist, OR she can just wait and keep looking for a therapist accepting new patients. Tuna just leaves out any details that'll show it's not someone else's fault

No. 832687

File: 1619038905816.png (124.06 KB, 227x356, rolls.PNG)

Sweetheart… your shirt is too small…

No. 832688


Recreational weed is legal in NY now. Most people don't consider weed or prescribed meds a drug. Tuna doesn't even consider illegally obtained prescriptions as drugs if she was one prescribed them because she lives in denial

No. 832692

she's that person that comes into the elevator and you takes three steps away from because of the filth and odour coming off of them

No. 832694

File: 1619040019118.jpg (49.14 KB, 1080x435, FB_IMG_1619020195202.jpg)

That's one of dem trackers however outdated

Also could be one of them toxic energy eradicaters they're still in the first

GO also obligatory bots this can't be real she's like really attractive tho from like probably a guys perspective i suppose? Idk not gay etc nonsense but look I'm gonna be honest , and mean,..

You baa LOOOOL go put it on

Search electric feel on YouTube machine it's a song, you think it them but it be y O u

Qt squad roll out brought to you by(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 832695

She look like her pussy stank

No. 832697

Lmao can I have some of whatever you’re on?

No. 832709

Baby girl where your neck go

No. 832714

she must be like 200 lbs.

No. 832717

There's so much to unpack here. She went to a therapy session with someone she's never met, dressed like that. Plus she's saying she loves her NEW therapist when she said earlier that the therapist is seeing her for ONE appointment only.

Not to mention how nasty that building she's in looks. How would any sort of medical office space have walls that dirty?

No. 832718

She probably has tighter yoga pants on underneath and has it stuffed with shit she stole from the dollar store

No. 832722

Well… if the point was to APPEAR to desperately need therapy, she nailed it!

No. 832733

Babygirl be looking like she homeless which I guess is acceptable since she technically is but I just couldn’t imagine stepping out into public never mind my own room with those crusty ass sweatpants and fluffy dander filled flip flops… she spends her whole existence on tumblr salivating over tacky pastel “kawaii” fashion and yet presents herself looking like this… I guess she could win “best-dressed” at the local woman’s shelter or something if she’s lucky. Does anyone think she can climb out of the hole she dug herself in at this point or is she truly a lost cause? I lean toward the latter unfortunately though I hope she proves us wrong. I’d say it’s a shame bc I think she could’ve had career with her art but her drawings are redundant and thus boring and lack technical skill.

No. 832737

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No. 832738

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No. 832741

has she always had a lazy eye this bad holy shit

No. 832742

How in the world is that Kuromi bag already turning brown I stg

No. 832744

She always had a distinctive style but you can tell how bad it's getting over the years. The hands just look broken and awful.

No. 832746

To be honest it looks like the cat peed on it.

No. 832753

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No. 832756

she's literally ripping off another artists and putting it into her shitty drawings
and it's basically the same drawing over and over

No. 832759

File: 1619053629516.jpeg (482.45 KB, 750x1256, BCAC70F9-BCB8-435D-A317-E4E36A…)

Couldn’t help but laugh when I envisioned Luna baking French pastries lol

No. 832761

File: 1619053810147.jpeg (44.08 KB, 750x285, A842FE22-63E3-42F7-BEEF-19C351…)

Oh uh… girl haven’t you been with him for almost a decade now? I don’t think he plans on marrying you unless you inherit some more shit

No. 832763

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No. 832764

Who is she ripping off?

No. 832766

I know an anon mentioned this in the last thread but could this be lipedema? Something doesn’t look right here.

No. 832769

the original artist that drew the green alien looking thing. i can't remember who it is. she has a tattoo of it on her arm. i remember one time she was talking about the tattoo and how much she loved the artist, blah blah blah

No. 832770

Daniel Johnston. Yeah she has no original ideas or thoughts.

No. 832771

her daniel johnston tattoo?? yeah that ones weird because she’s never really mentioned his music, i think she got it because his music is considered “outsider music” and she thinks she’s like them or something lmao

No. 832772

File: 1619056191756.jpeg (247.74 KB, 750x1069, 7B645FA5-9322-410E-B624-EA8810…)

Either try not being a fat fuck or choose an aesthetic that doesn’t fetishize youth. Another option is to just stfu but that’ll never happen

No. 832773

File: 1619056816307.jpeg (148.83 KB, 750x580, 5DBF763E-0ADB-4237-B7DE-4CC456…)

what is it with obese chicks and pretending they have no appetite? girl don’t eat then lol do yourself a favor

No. 832775

Bitch, you can barely afford some lacemonster from Amazon. You couldn't afford a $250+ dress, much less even fit into it. Lurch won't even marry you and it's been this long.

Spoiler: it's the drugs

No. 832777

File: 1619058315936.jpg (311.28 KB, 1791x2100, 01.jpg)

A few threads ago it was discussed and sort of assumed that she doesn't actually know who Daniel Johnston is and only has a tattoo of the character because Kurt Cobain once paid homage to it.

No. 832780

As Dr. Now would say, you don't get to be that big by not eating. She's chowing down triple the amount that she should be and pretending like she isn't.

No. 832785


One of her past usernames was “funeralhome1996”

Funeral home is the name of a Daniel Johnston song so safe to say she knows who he is. Her art style is also pretty much a direct rip-off of his

No. 832790

bad xannies?
spoiled food?
so many fun, fresh, frisky possibilities for new rochelle’s glossiest “it” couple

No. 832804

File: 1619068517164.jpg (531.27 KB, 1080x1488, IMG_20210422_070609.jpg)

this recent drawing is one of the worst
yes, we discussed this 2 or 3 threads ago and it was unearthed that she mentioned Johnston as her favorite artist in one of the interviews back when she was a tumblr royalty

No. 832820


Daniel Johnston is rolling over in his grave due to Tuna writing that his anxiety monster is saying "no one can HERE you."

Yes, Tuna, tell us how you and your bad grammar and bad writing had so much pOteNtIaL

No. 832823


Her ED clearly consists of not eating for a day/few hours and then binging on fat kid food.

Hey Tuna, that's just called intermittent fasting now. Your ED always involved eating a lot, despite your "starving" hours.

Taking food away from anyone makes them lose weight. Anyone. Even "slow metabolism" cows. There were no fatties in the Holocaust or in famine locations. People who get bariatric surgery lose weight from eating less. No one is on a starvation diet all the time and stays fat because "that's just their body". You're fat now and you were fat then. Your eating disorder lie is bigger than your fat ass.

No. 832824


"Love when dudes buy me shit", says the fatty who tries to pretend to be a riot grrl (among other things she isn't).

The only dude that buys her anything is dad and Lurch steals for her.

No. 832825


It's legal in the sense you can smoke it now anywhere in NY where people can smoke tobacco.

Cops are told to only intervene if they see a direct exchange of money for weed. Basically, they're expecting people to buy it from someone they know or bring it in from another state and then smoke it, but they just don't want cops to do anything unless it's a clear sale on the street

No. 832830

Don't you know? Getting cheap Chinese crap for photos of your dirty holes is peak feminism and female empowerment uwu. Especially since Courtney Love supposedly was a stripper in Japan

No. 832836

It's also no coincidence that Kurt Cobain wrote in his diaries about how he wanted to become a junkie, it was his choice, and he made that choice to help him deal with chronic pain. Sounds weirdly familiar…

No. 832837

What is it with obese girls and eating when they're not hungry? That's how they got fat in the first place. Luna doesnt need to force feed herself, she has enough fat reserves to get through the next two winters.

No. 832851

File: 1619119184566.jpg (81.72 KB, 464x600, johnston.jpg)

she definitely lifted Daniel Johnston's art style, even the coloring she does is not uniquely her own style.

Here is some of Johnston's work.

No. 832852


Even though Tuna boosts Daniel Johnston's style of art and the anxiety monster he created and claims she's into his music, I'm pretty sure she doesn't. The actual bands she talks about all have a certain dull early 90s sound, and Daniel's folk/ country music is nothing like any band or musician she regularly talks about liking. She's a poser in every aspect of her life. It's total karma she got addicted to dope when she just wanted it as an aesthetic. Serves her dumb fat ass right.

No. 832869

yeah but kurt had actual chronic pain. luna just idk dislocates her knees sometimes. kurt was dealing with chronic respiratory issues and severe stomach pain.

but now that you say that, I honestly cannot believe how unoriginal Luna truly is. she got the blonde hair 2000s style clothes from courtney love, she got the drug abuse origin story from kurt cobain, and some of her tattoos are just drawings from famous artists.

No. 832870

disagree, she listens to ty segall so i'd believe she listens to anything.

No. 832874

The knee dislocation would be a very, very painful event if it actually happens. I highly doubt she has an actual dislocated knee. She’d whine to the ends of the earth if she ever felt pain like that and even on her fathers insurance they would take care of it because it’s not really something that comes and goes whenever convenient. I believe ~maybe subluxation and laziness and that’s it.

No. 832920

She looks like a troglodyte lol, she was abusing filters until this point…

No. 832924

I thought the girl in the drawing was holding a powder-puff to apply blush. Didn't realize it's awkwardly holding her own face. So tired of seeing her Animal Crossing style facial features.

No. 832925

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No. 832939

RIP banned anon. This is hilarious.

No. 832954

File: 1619214959494.jpg (1.02 MB, 1075x1971, Screenshot_20210423-175352_Tum…)

we are due for another tumblr dump. sorry can't post myself, essentially limited to working with an iphone 5 right now. tuna cant wipe her ass with these nails without getting literal shit in them, pic related

No. 832958

Oh man, remember how infected her cuticles were? Or she had some kind of fungus. Maybe both.

No. 832965

File: 1619223858324.jpeg (389.24 KB, 750x737, 77F9A8A9-14E1-4C8E-8E2F-E98B83…)

Ugh do you think that’s shit or blood under her pointer finger?

No. 832971

lmao the mods have no sense of humor

No. 832997

Anon my SIDES

No. 832999

It looks like a little column A, a little column B… but mostly, a fungus ridden fingernail from never washing her hands and wearing these tacky stick ons 24/7 for months on end.

No. 833000

File: 1619263846369.png (525.31 KB, 840x603, Screenshot (265).png)

can't believe my favorite piece of Luna's clothing made a comeback!

No. 833001

Apparently hasn't been washed since you last saw it.

No. 833005

File: 1619271107746.jpg (2.33 MB, 1080x13469, 24042021153037.jpg)

Update on Luna's wedding situation, among other things

No. 833006

Why this bitch so full of shit, always? I'm adopted and only knew the state I was born in and got my birth certificate. Took me googling for a half a minute.

No. 833021

File: 1619276392194.jpg (574.31 KB, 1080x2117, Screenshot_20210424-105902_Chr…)

>>833006 in florida you only need to know what city it was in and you can do the rest online. shes full of shit this isnt the reason she isnt getting it. Over $50 hahahaha suuuuure

No. 833025

Her mom can’t remember what hospital she was born in, lofl. What? What a burnout. And god Luna can’t even do the simplest of simple adult tasks at all. This girl is a waste of space and oxygen. It’s embarrassing.

No. 833026

can buy endless junk online but can’t afford a birth certificate that’s under $50…that doesn’t require you to know where you were birthed…only the city,state and your own DOB?! she’s just constantly showing that she’s a worthless human being.

No. 833028

She must not want to get married that badly then. Probably better off

No. 833032

Maybe Lurch told her it's over $50 so he never has to marry her since she spends every dollar on pink fluffy shit, kek

No. 833037

File: 1619285677109.png (677.39 KB, 900x600, luna.png)

luna's problem is luna

No. 833056

If only she was actually this self aware and this wasnt just for sympathy points.

No. 833058

she forgot to check off that those problems were causing problems with her housing, handling everyday tasks, legal matters, finances, health, hygiene, relationships, self esteem, and recreational activities, aka all of the above

No. 833061

Basically the only issues she didnt check off on were ones that either A: are directly eliminated due to her drugs of choice(downers) or B: you need to actually suffer severe mental illnesses to even experience.
The therapist is gonna get steamrolled by this strung out heifer giving her whole biopic, possibly be given a pity seroquel script then let outside to wander again and complain about her circumstances before shooting up in ways so dumb its gonna kill her before the drugs do if she doesnt drink Lurchs piss again.

No. 833077

anon photoshoped the second Luna kek

No. 833093

>frequent arguments

What do you mean? I thought Luna was a poor uwu baby whose mother and father abused her and were so cruel and Lurch was the only one that understood her and was her true soulmate? Have we been lied to this entire time?

No. 833103

“eating problems” i can’t wait until luna starts bitching that they won’t give her an anorexia diagnosis.

No. 833118

Literally all of these "symptoms" are caused by chronic drug use.
If she'll be given MORE drugs because of those "symptoms", the system is completely broken.

No. 833119

More like "be nice to me". Mom, dad, and neighbors are just worthless junkies in her brain.

No. 833120

from personal experience, ordering a copy of your birth certificate in florida doesn't cost more than $30, and it was that price solely because i requested expedited shipping.

we all already knew she was full of shit, but i figured i'd share.

No. 833121

I’ve never been a “omg lunas a great artist” anon but I did enjoy some of her older stuff bc basic bitch does Matisse/fake outsider art will always be a little charming to me but she’s really really down graded from a not so hot place to start with.

Like fresh out of middle school teenagers on twitter have full on merch stores now, it’s not hard to sell art in 2021 or even in 2018, luna could have gotten some financial independence if she ever wanted it but she doesn’t and never will and her one sad girl theme and shitty style is lackluster at her age

No. 833122

Saged because no real contribution and general rambling, but I just have to say it:

While we can all agree that Luna is still a fucked up human being who's done shitty things… I'm actually really proud of her for no longer shooting up. She's started posting more and seems to "actively" (lack of a better word It's still Luna we're talking about so don't take it too literally) make some sort of "effort" to get her life back together in some way. Like is she going to take her therapy seriously or will she treat it like the day camp outpatient thing back then? I don't know. But I'm still glad she is going to therapy.

Judge me all you want and call me a white knight but I just have a weird soft spot for her. And while she is far from being a productive member of society or some would say decent human being in general, deep down I'm still rooting for her.

Ever since she stopped shooting up she is posting selfies again and at least somewhat put the slightest bit of effort into her appearance compared to before. We're actually getting content and real milk from her. She's actually drawing again and sharing stuff from her past and reminiscing back to better days.

Is she still a cow?
Is she still a junkie?
Probably? OK, no definitely.
Is it still an achievement to stop shooting up, after hitting literal rock bottom? (I mean just thinking about the dad phone call thing… )
Fuck yeah.

Sure she did it by still doing a fuckton of other drugs but it's a step in the right direction.

Under all the crusty make up, CHEAP amazon clothing and behind the track marks, I truly think there is still a creative girl who wants to share her feelings through her art with the world. A girl who got groomed by her mom's drug dealer, who was the match to ignite the dumpster fire that we see now. She wanted to be a Heroin addict, yes, but honestly if it wasn't for Lurch enabling her in that regard I don't think it would've gotten to the extent we see now. When she met him she alienated herself from people who wanted the best for her. Wanting to be a Heroin addict or not, to have a fucking middle aged guy enable that weird fantasy and definitely also use her as a walking wallet in the beginning? Yeah that's fucked up. At her age and with her background she probably should've known better, but could she even? To even want to be addicted to Heroin because of the aesthetic, there definitely has to be something wrong with you. Luna is the embodiment of wasted potential and missed opportunities only furthered by meeting the wrong people at the right time.

Sorry for the long ass post, I'm already trying to keep it as short as possible. I have a lot of feelings towards her as a cow and person, that aren't only black and white. So while I will definitely get back to actually writing about her as a cow and her shitty and embarrassing adventures, I really just wanted to get this one out as well.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 833125

no one gives a shit about your feelings shut the fuck up

No. 833126

as one of the several people who knew her IRL only to end up here i can understand where you’re coming from. you’re neither the first nor the last to express a sentiment like this one but i don’t know that there’s redemption for her. i for one thought that past 21 she’d get a grip and grow up but obviously that hasn’t happened. ive lost hope for her tbh

No. 833127

What makes me dubious as to whether or not she can be "redeemed" is the sheer shitty lengths she's gone to that can't be excused by her being a junkie. Junkies are shitty, yeah, but she's shittier than most. I'm curious what there is beneath the drugged out surface, but I don't have high expectations.

No. 833128

We’ve all met a junkie that we say will never get better, then they do to everybody’s shock and then there is Luna. The difference between those other junkies and Luna is Luna is dumb as a box of rocks, she wants to be a forever child, even at 25. She can never redeem herself unless she takes it seriously which would mean she would need to grown tf up and she’s so far into this child like behavior that it will never happen.

No. 833144

I won't wax lyrical about it because it's been discussed before, but this is certainly a defining feature of Luna: her stupidity. It sounds like I'm being snarky but I'm not. A fair few junkies are actually pretty smart despite making shit choices and/or being shit people. Luna lacks any intelligence, be it academic, verbal or emotional. She's never shown any wit, any insight, any curiosity, any resourcefulness, any demonstrable ability to think critically, reflect or mentalise.

No. 833147

When it comes to junkies there are usually two types of smart and from what I've seen. It's either that the person is academically smart and they usually start using or become addicted because they try to cope with things related to their field (like half of the people at any given university are addicted to or use substances to cope with something). And of course socially smart/ street smart whatever you want to call it. Those people know what they are talking about and generally seem wise beyond their years, often times simply due to experience. And then… there is Luna
Who dropped out of Art School after one semester, never had to suffer any actual consequences from her addiction and definitely doesn't want to learn anything.

No. 833155

There are junkies that use to cope with past trauma. I still give no fucks about Tuna and her "my parents were addicts" ass.

No. 833157

I know anons are shitting on you, but bless your heart, you seem to have a good one. Luna is different because she put herself there, she didnt land there through homelessness or anything else, she simply used this as an aesthetic to toy with and got so far into it. Shes a dumb ass and will get no where in life even when and if she gets sober, and shes also dumb enough to land herself back in tha position.

No. 833167

What she did to Roger makes her irredeemable in my eyes.

No. 833182

Roger was the worst but she's treated everyone in her life like shit if she can't use them for something.

Her Dad is the worst until he pays for her stuff, her mom is the worst unless she buys stuff, Roger was the best dad in the world but she treated him like garbage and just used him for a place to stay and access to pills.

No. 833185

That and saying that her mother's life was over and that she didn't deserve help because of that to someone helping her…with her mom standing right there. While staying in her mom's place, no less. Without that "undeserved" help her mom was getting, Tuna would have no place to stay.

No. 833200

It’s as simple as that, the importance Luna places on anyone in her life is directly correlated to how much money, drugs, convenience and material crap they can provide for her. Anyone with pills to swipe and a place to crash at is placed on a pedestal and becomes Roger my Real Father or Lurch My Amazing Boyfriend. Anyone who tries to help her or puts their foot down is worthless to her and becomes The Mean Social Worker and My Evil Junkie Dad.

Being around people who treat you like shit if you don’t give them things is such a soul-sucking experience. Good on her if she can stop using heroin one day (and I don’t think she has), but I won’t have sympathy for her until she also stops using everyone around her.

No. 833206

I come on this thread everytime I feel like relapsing. Seeing Luna as horrible as this sounds is kinda like the biggest deterrent. Even though she isn't an actual junkie in the way most are (she can't shoot up, doesn't hit veins by the looks of it and just pretends to be an iv user,etc) her life is so utterly sad and revolting (the girl is literally living in filth with a 50yr old crackhead who probably sucks random ppls dicks for money to score and then kisses her with those lips ) and I know this from being like her once .. a very insecure girl who entertained a muuuuch older tramp bc I was desperate and filled with self loathing. She has such a sad awful life. Like I genuinely feel bad for her to some degree (then I remember she does this purposefully and seems to be mentally stunted bc I've never seen someone so fuckinf stupid like is she mentally disabled? That's a serious question btw not even trying to be rude lol like she seems to actually be stuck at the age of like 15 it's kind of scary). But anyway. Makes me so happy I never became a dirty tramp and lived in filth or ended up looking so disgusting. I got out as soon as I woke tf up and realised how grotesque that life and world is. Seeing her makes me so grateful and puts me off using like nothing else. I dont go to NA I just come on this thread lol. What a blessing to have self respect and be clean (in every sense of the word LOL) this shit is just so sad and shes gonna be one of those tramps who sits on the street with her crackhead boyfriend who pumps her out and then they fight over the tiny bag they begged for 5hours on the street to get… I've seen it so many times. She is a lost cause bc she chooses to live that way. Like genuinely chooses it. The girl is brain dead and cant see how utterly disgusting her life is to everyone. I've never been so embarrassed for someone in my life. Luna honey you're an overweight "heroin addict" who doesn't shower, wears filthy clothes and has a painfully ugly middle aged tramp for a boyfriend. You've probably got bed bugs and nits like other people who live the way she and lurch do along with god knows what kind of awful diseases and infections.. although trust me they probably never have sex bc hes a genuine smackhead and they defo dont fuck lol. Lurch probably hasn't gotten hard in years. The whole thing is so fucking sad and embarassing. And she can never escape it bc she stupidly posted it all on the internet and the world will always know how pathetic and degrading she was by simply searching her name. So sad. I'm going to bed in a clean house with my family around me and friends I've come from having g&ts in the beautiful sun with and life is so gorgeous. This thread constantly reminds me of how gross it could be and I'm so glad I'm not in that shit bc for me and the majority of genuine addicts it's not a choice and we actually suffered. Mark my words shes suffering but shes too stupid to even see it or do anything about it and that just makes it all that much sadder. God what a waste of a life.(no1curr, namefag)

No. 833208

If you've actually read the threads you know these exact points have been made 5 million times already. Go to a fucking NA meeting or something 'cause this isn't a junkie confessional thread and no one cares that you think you're better than Luna.

No. 833209

Pathetic. Go invest in a diary, no one here cares.

No. 833210

File: 1619392598626.jpg (10.54 KB, 200x221, images.jpeg-5.jpg)

Being a more successful junkie than Luna is really not as hard as you make it out to be just by reading the first few sentences. For the rest… if I want to read about being a junkie with style I'd just read Kurt Cobains diary

No. 833217

Second this!

No. 833227

>I won’t have sympathy for her until she also stops using everyone around her.
I won't even have that, I mean, Roger is dead and what she did is unfixable.

No. 833229

Sorry but how much do you have to suck to compare yourself to Luna out of all people?

No. 833251

File: 1619431879676.jpg (181.64 KB, 720x1295, Evil dad.jpg)

>zero support
>pays my phone bills

No. 833264

File: 1619449274418.jpeg (171.53 KB, 750x359, 70FD284D-A4E6-48F9-9D64-79F0D4…)

This comment on that thread made me lol.

No. 833282

she also conveniently omits that her amazon account is linked to his credit card, and it has been tallied that she spends hundreds of dollars a month on his dime for hideous sweatshop clothing and sanrio shit. just because you aren't smart enough to use his card on amazon to buy gift cards or things you can actually use to support yourself and instead choose to blow it all on crap doesn't mean he isn't still substantially supporting you.

No. 833283

With what money is she going to pay for her phone bill besides begging?
Bitch has no money to her name.

No. 833286

she claims to have 10k saved up as of the video with the social worker

No. 833290

Do we have any proof of the cc thing?

No. 833294

If they really did have 10K saved (doubt), it's long gone. She wouldn't have been crying about her Biden bucks if they had that amount of money.

No. 833299

Yes I can't find it rn she had a secret Tumblr a year or two ago where she'd post her weekly purchases from her dad's Amazon. Farmers got a hold of it so she deleted it.

No. 833300

That sounds as real as Lurch's inheritance and yacht.

No. 833302

File: 1619469179125.jpeg (165.75 KB, 750x499, 1557232824452.jpeg)

No. 833303

Ah, thank you! Here from the start but I forgot this was actually stated by Luna and not assumed by farmers.

No. 833315

she got her pedoman headphones for his bday on her father's dime and claims he doesn't support her, what a fuckin LOSER, man

No. 833320

i don’t think she had any access to the 10k. it’s more likely that her father offered 10k towards an apartment or promised 10k if she became homeless so she could get back on her feet. i’m sure now she’ll claim her father relapsed and spent all that money on drugs.

No. 833324

Can’t decide if I feel bad for her dad or think he’s an idiot.

No. 833371


Balancing her huge body on block heels is going to be great for her cotton eye joe knee and her ankles and feet. Tuna with bunions saga incoming.

No. 833469

She'll wear those once indoors and then never again

No. 833479

File: 1619574202594.png (625.18 KB, 1073x1480, Screenshot_2021-04-27-21-37-18…)

This girl lexi told me this was her side instagram supporting Shane Dawson(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 833480

https://www.instagram.com/bratz.whore/ someone told me this was her on here

No. 833493

Are you really posting your shitty Instagram on here?

No. 833497

for clout yes

No. 833498


No. 833540

File: 1619640416488.jpeg (487.53 KB, 750x942, 8F182537-1A8F-4D01-9733-32E5E7…)

She apparently wore them to therapy. I still can’t believe she leaves the house dressed like this

No. 833543

File: 1619640892276.jpeg (393.19 KB, 518x918, BC00CFDA-617A-4135-95B5-77067C…)

Uneven eyeliner, messy hair, thin ass leggings that accentuates her cellulite, cameltoe, backwards necklace, random stains on the crotch of her pants, pizza box on the floor from last night’s feeding… so gross

No. 833544

If I saw a patient walk into my office like this I would definitely think they are mentally ill, but I would also think they are unfixable

No. 833546

File: 1619641748335.jpeg (470.1 KB, 620x1064, 05E10EE9-A931-4757-A6EC-20F4E8…)

Another Tumblr selfie. Wtf is up with her legs? Like why are they so spotty?

No. 833547

File: 1619641777840.jpeg (256.49 KB, 750x556, B9F8D178-45ED-4798-96CA-14A836…)

Closer up

No. 833548

why is she trying to look asian now??

No. 833549

so she immediately found the magical girl dres from here >>833546

No. 833550

File: 1619642861422.jpg (333.9 KB, 1080x1469, 20210428_164610.jpg)

the CVS vial initially caught my attention.. but looks like bitch might be washing her hair in the sink with some good ol' V05 shampoo. bald saga coming SOON.

No. 833551

I also noted the pill bottle and it made me laugh because it's 2ft away from the UnlOckAble "broken" door. God forbid the crackheads try to break in and steal her precious meds! lol clearly not her precious xans

No. 833552

File: 1619643624110.jpg (132.95 KB, 1077x1725, PSX_20210428_170010.jpg)

from amazon, this review should tell you all you need to know. this is definitely the same shampoo, her picture is mirrored - she probably used her front camera. also weirdly its like $6 on amazon but definitely about $0.75 at walmart.

No. 833556

File: 1619645108540.jpg (234.1 KB, 1080x1920, tumblr_53b3db1ef8da3202a80817d…)

posting this full pic because god damn. this bitch is WELL fed.

No. 833558

File: 1619645495189.png (362.6 KB, 630x796, Screenshot (278).png)

How is that velvet? It looks like cheap chinese cotton, and a thin one at that.

No. 833560

had to check if this was luna or shayna, kek

No. 833563

or Lillee Jean, kek
delusional has a look

No. 833564


Welcome to what old missed iv shots look like

No. 833574

I actually thought the stains on her crotch were something on my monitor at first

No. 833575

lol random pizza box on the floor in the background

No. 833579

File: 1619652020587.png (94.86 KB, 610x248, luna.png)

No. 833587

I feel like Shay, Luna, and LJ are all the same person if they got into weed, heroin and lead paint, respectively.

No. 833593

I mean…at least the pinks match? So already a step above Shayna

No. 833596

She looks like a swollen bottle of pepto or that old lady at the retirement home eating checkers

No. 833615

Must be grease stains from all the pizza she shoves down her throat because muh no appetite.

No. 833628

Soooooo he's not "dying" anymore?
We're switching it up kek to yet another relapse?

No. 833640

File: 1619670471917.png (3.66 MB, 2054x1713, pig_PNG2192.png)

No. 833642

>Wtf is up with her legs?

Biden bucks. Everyone knew they would spend it on that. $1400 to look nasty as hell.

She looks like a fat bottle of pepto bismol that causes upset stomach.

I love you, anon.

No. 833644

File: 1619675162842.jpg (940.91 KB, 1080x1868, Screenshot_20210428-224512_Ins…)

when bae steals you flowers

No. 833647

That poor cat looks so unhappy. I cant wait til they have no where to go so he (hopefully) gets rehomed.

No. 833648

I'm a big clumsy slob and the way you manage is to have house clothes that get covered in grease/food and outside clothes you never wear at home. Why on earth doesn't she at least keep her 'nice' clothes nice and just wear pajamas at home to get covered in stains? Why she need to be chilling on her beanbag in a Sanrio dress.

No. 833656

she couldnt contact him while he was in the hospital. he probably was "full block" or "suppressed". each hospital calls it something a little different. pretty standard for overdose patients because hospital staff doesnt want their junkie friends or family coming in to sneak them pills, so they get no visitors and wont tell anyone that the patient is there. luna was lying as always for sympathy ass pats and free shit. he mightve also been diagnosed with premorbid dementia or some shit but who gives a fuck, he melted his own brain with all the drugs he did.

No. 833662

They really think that's their forever home since they bought a flat screen TV too…

No. 833675

not trying to blog but just giving an example, someone I know recently sent me a pic of their kitchen they were so proud of ‘cleaning’ and it was still visibly filthy, just with a little less clutter. Slobs who aren’t as self-aware have a weird blind spot for grime and think everyone else does, too.(no1curr)

No. 833679

These deadbeat asses live better than some people who actually have jobs. Here they are squatting with a flatscreen tv with cable and furniture they stole/scammed and not paying any rent or bills.

No. 833690

File: 1619719008321.jpg (345.53 KB, 1080x1815, IMG_20210429_195526.jpg)

Luna mentioned who is the sucker giving free tattoos to heroin addicts. Poor guy

No. 833691

File: 1619719515689.jpg (492.46 KB, 1080x1688, IMG_20210429_200438.jpg)

No. 833692

Lmao I know people who got some shit tattoos from Big Joes. Also wow Luna way to blow his cover, now people might try to mooch free tattoos off him lol

No. 833696

File: 1619721993039.jpeg (733.09 KB, 828x1400, 2381498C-26FE-49F2-BBA9-B2A3C0…)

“Most loyal man in the world” kek

No. 833698

>go get married so justice of the peace
>smokey who i miss sailfish

No. 833699

He looks like a homeless man that just scored a cigarette from somebody that just wanted him out of their face.
What is she proud of him for? Making sure they don’t run out of drugs? Stealing everything they have? Not having a job ever? What?

No. 833701

File: 1619725299102.jpeg (1005.69 KB, 828x1393, 8482B619-3B42-4089-8160-2F2C4E…)

Some more graveyard trinkets just waiting to get thrown into trash bags once they inevitably get kicked out again

No. 833702

At least she got lurched face and cigarette right.

No. 833703

That drawing is cute. Lurch doesn't deserve Luna lmfao.
>Some more graveyard trinkets
I really think she got them from a thrift store. They don't look damaged by weather. Or maybe I don't want to think that the plate with a quote actually was found on someone's grave… because that would be heartbreaking.

No. 833704

Why is there a half filled perfume bottle?

No. 833705

>the worse times together
Is Luna the illiterate poster who always use it incorrectly
im just joking

No. 833706

Because she stole the tester bottle.

Kek, I can see Tuna being in Shayna's thread

No. 833708


Either she nicked it from someone or it's already his and she wanted to make it look like she bought more gifts.

No. 833709

>most loyal man ever
Kek, she must have forgotten when her hobo was all over Tessa's titties and slobbering all over other women's FBs.

Without a doubt to both of these things.

No. 833712

>seven year heroin addiction
>seven year anniversary with lurch
How she doesn’t see how badly she let this man fuck her life up is beyond me, even sadder that she probably does see it and let’s it keep happening

No. 833713

Both of those parts made me burst out into laughter. I can't even tell what she was trying to say about the cats..

No. 833718

i highkey want someone to send her the screenshots of the Tessa saga for their anniversary so she gets that taste of what a sham it is. i find it odd that out of all the words to describe him, she uses "loyal" when that one can be easily disproven. is she trying to convince the naysayers or is she trying to tell that to herself?(don't encourage cowtipping)

No. 833719

bitch………. no

No. 833721

Fucking no. With that tumblr cow lurking here saying this kind of thing will high-key provoke cow tipping.

No. 833729


Are these gifts or just a weird alter? Kek I'm imagining Luna arranging this for a photo and lurch is in the background strung out or nodding off

No. 833731

Doesn't this also dispute her claim that Litch wouldn't give her heroin for close to a year into their relationship (iirc)?

No. 833733

>free tattoos for sobriety
You have to be sober first and her legs say otherwise.

No. 833737

She is such a freaking idiot. I’m sure this shop has been bombarded since this dumb, junkie, bimbo post of Tunas. Because why is she special enough to get a free tat for every month of fake ‘sobriety’? Smh. But didn’t she say that a few months ago and she hasn’t shown off any new tats and we know if she got one she would have a hundred gross selfies featuring her linebacker physique and her new tat.

No. 833742

Fakeboi? I wonder how she is doing

No. 833747

>let this man fuck her life up

lmao fuck off with this nonsense. Go shit up your own thread.("hi cow")

No. 833752

KEK she's currently busy in her own thread defending pedophiles and their right to draw child porn

No. 833766

>>833742 dont say its name you might summon it

No. 833790


I don't know how many other ways I can say this: Her legs are clearly from OLD missed shots. As in 2+ months ago. That's what they look like. These are not new at all. They'd still be more red if they were from a week ago and still be scabby within a month. This brownish color is essentially caused by deep tissue being scarred from all her missed shots. Irl these would also be slightly raised or you can feel a slight bump under the skin where the discolored spots are. These are not new tracks at all. I get this is Tuna and we all know she lies all the time, so I understand why there's so much speculation about her using her "Biden Bux" for drugs. But her old missed shots from months ago isn't evidence of anything except the fact that some anons don't know about iv drug usage, which is great. Just stop talking out of your asses like you have legit evidence of her drug usage instead of a tinfoil based off of a lack of knowledge.

Also, she's turned down offers to exchange dope for bottles of Xanax/ Seroquel

No. 833808

File: 1619807486930.png (5.1 MB, 1242x2688, D5433F94-2EB6-4B41-813D-2972BE…)

Wonder what she’s talking about

No. 833809

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‘Thighs caused haiti’ again

No. 833818

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No. 833820

if you care about your artist’s work, you won’t tell anyone when they’re willing to do free work. she doesn’t respect artists

No. 833821

she knows haiti is a place and not an event right?

No. 833822

she mean stole*

No. 833823

good looks Luna, now get back on the short bus

No. 833824

Probably somehting like Lurch doesnt have to do piss tests anymore, so he can start using again and she can start stabbing herself in the thighs again.
I'd say def something drug related otherwise she would have spewed about like like when she found the Air BNB that she was "~*~probably going to move into!!!!!!!!!!!!~*~"

No. 833825

Yeah it def has to be drug related. What else does she really have to look forward to? Plus she looks stoned outta her gourd here

No. 833832

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No. 833833

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No. 833834

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No. 833852

24/7 munchies no wonder she's been packing on the pounds

No. 833865

>i wish i could live in this tracksuit it's so comfy i could wear it every single day
She's acting like she doesn't wear the same outfit for weeks on end without showering

No. 833866

Can't believe no one mentioned the hole punched in the drywall. Lurch been channelling his inner Kyle

No. 833871

>>833866 what, with the world's tiniest fist? at shin height?

No. 833874


Unless both Kyle and Lurch have miniature fists on their huge Monster-chugging physiques, that's not a dent in the wall from them. Judging on the size and location and the pictured subject, I think that's caused by Pumpkin chugging leftover Monster and trying to punch her way out of that B.O.-ridden hell hole.

No. 833879

"lurch doesn't deserve luna"

i'll never understand the anons who act like luna is some sort of 'uwu soft broken innocent bean' who is being manipulated by 'big evil lurch'. she's just as grimy as him, just as shitty as a person.

if anything, the two are a PERFECT match.

No. 833881

File: 1619879194644.png (16.46 KB, 653x392, Capture.PNG)

This is going to be amusing. Luna's spent her entire life talking about how special and unique her name is and how no one else is named Luna and the news just hit trending Twitter today that Luna is the #1 baby name of 2021.

That's one of the last few unique things about her that's gone down the drain. Now her only claim will be being conceived in a methadone clinic stairwell.

No. 833886

>i'll never understand the anons who act like luna is some sort of 'uwu soft broken innocent bean' who is being manipulated by 'big evil lurch'. she's just as grimy as him, just as shitty as a person.
You said all this shit, not me.
>if anything, the two are a PERFECT match.
Nope, she could be with a junkie her age who isn't a groomer and has some hobbies. Kinda sad to see her worshipping his disgusting ass. When has he done something for her like the drawing?

No. 833892

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No. 833898

>crytyping at 25

No. 833906

There's only the one who goes that far with the simping.

Really, what difference would that make? She doesn't deserve any better and even if she did, swapping out a zombie junkie for a younger model seems pretty pointless.

No. 833908

>There's only the one who goes that far with the simping.
Are you 'hi cow'-ing? I'm not sure if I get you.
Lurch is one of the most disconcerting creatures on the farms and Luna is kinda cute IMHO. And young, at least. IDK how she can fuck that man, or even be near him. I guess drugs help with that. Not trying to white knight for her, but I still think that she has more to offer from the pair. But I guess she's happy with Lurch, or at least comfortable.

No. 833912

Nta but i always find it weird when anons think Luna is the victim or she's an angel, when she made her father in law sleep on a dirty mattress and developed bed sores, and probably still keeps his ashes in a box, says her mom deserves to die and more…
Maybe lurk the old threads more.

No. 833916


No. 833918

Bitch I've been here since thread one. You can both be a victim of a groomer (I mean Luna as a teen) and a shitty person. Those aren't mutually exclusive terms for anyone who doesn't think that victims can only be perfect uwu angels.
Anyway Luna chooses Lurch everyday, so nowadays she's mostly a victim of herself.
What do you think drawing and writing shitty poetry is?

No. 833919

>not trying to wk but she's kinda cute and has more to offer.

Well done. And yeah, sitting on her ass playing nintendo all day and doing the same handful of drawings she's been repeating for years is definitely more valuable than Lurch's dealing / hustling. Great read, anon.

I know right?! Imagine thinking this scumbag deserves better anything for any reason. Roger deserved better. Rlyblonde and her mom deserved better. Even Luna's own parents deserve better.

No. 833921


thank you. how fucking hard is it to get that yeah, it's possible for shitty things to have happened to luna, and yeah, she's still done shitty and unforgivable shit herself? how fucking dense are people? what luna did to roger puts her in the bottom level tier of humans, AND her childhood was sad and messed up.

it's like the whole argument of people absolutely hating her dad and wanting him to rot in hell for being a junkie while other people only see him as a viiiiiiiiiiictim of his druggie daughter. no shit, someone can be a shit person and still get used by his possibly even shittier daughter jfc

No. 833924

File: 1619901439804.jpg (1.3 MB, 1080x5603, 01052021222940.jpg)

Stay triggered I find Luna minimally better than Lurch. At least she's entertaining.
>I know right?! Imagine thinking this scumbag deserves better anything for any reason. Roger deserved better. Rlyblonde and her mom deserved better. Even Luna's own parents deserve better.
Pure whataboutism. You might as well say that Jesus deserved better than Tuna lmfao. Also Tuna's parents are shit and their junkie daughter is exactly what they deserve.

No. 833939


I really wouldn't call him a groomer, considering she was the heifer chasing him all over town begging him to shoot him up. I'd say he just finally caved and dated his client's 18yr old daughter and shot her up with his horrific phlebotomy techniques after months of her pestering him. He certainly didn't chase after her when he's all about the hustle.

No. 833941

She mentioned him admiting he was coming to her mother specifically to spend time with Luna. That was happening long before she was 18. Typical behavior of a groomer who gains adult's trust to get access to their children. If you think it isn't grooming, IDK what to tell you, but I disagree.

No. 833943

Yeah he definitely groomed her, I don’t really think that’s up for debate.

No. 833944

Yawn, keep white-knighting and maybe one day she'll pick you.

No. 833965

File: 1619921291380.jpeg (497.65 KB, 750x1092, F5E0B946-B1AB-41D2-AC30-5BC19C…)

the longer you look at this picture the grosser it becomes

No. 833981

Lurch definitly groomed her and he is a pedophile. But that still doesn't excuse any of her actions and does not automatically make her a victim of the world she created for herself.

No. 833987

It does. You can be a victim and a bad person at the same time.

No. 833988

IDK why it kills some farmers to admit that and not just go 'cow always bad'.

No. 833998

some of you are retarded. Luna comes from 2 addicts and was groomed by another when she was a minor. She can be a complete asshole and still a victim of the circumstances she was born into.

No. 834002

None of her shitty behavior is excused because she was groomed or came from addict parents—none of it. Plenty of people go through the same things or worse as Luna and don’t end up garbage humans leeching off those around them. She glamorized this heroin chic lifestyle and this is the grave she dug herself. Some of you love to say “if she left lurch and got clean” but we all know if she left lurch (or he got locked up) she’d just go find another junkie boyfriend.

No. 834003


It has been 30 threads and farmers are still debating if she's a bad person or not.

>You can be a victim and a bad person at the same time

No. 834004

>Yes, Easter Island Bf is gross
>Yes, Tuna is a bad person

Your opinions on these two dumb cows aren't milk, so, can we please put that retarded debate at rest?

No. 834011

What's the problem with that? Victims are not saints or angels and tuna is proof of this. Get off your high horse.

No. 834021

did she "find" a new laptop "in a dumpster"? iirc she always had a ~2012 Macbook Pro

No. 834025

>>833965 that thing has so much shit visibly encrusted on it. you know it smells like cats piss and pus filled pierced ears.

No. 834036

I took some time away from this thread after finding a new cow, but maybe I am late to the game but has she actually recently got any new tattoos?

No. 834040

You would think with how many times she regurgitates her tragic backstory she would have "thighs that caused the earthquake in Haiti" down.
Why does she need more acknowledgement from random people on facebook about this anyway? Like she said, this happened in middle school. Not trying to say it wasn't cruel, but she's just turned 25 and still brings it up whenever she has the chance. Meanwhile, she has a ~totally loyal fiancé~ who's more than happy to jiggle her thighs on camera for her. Is there no way she can reframe her thinking about her body past being 13 or is this a BPD thing?

No. 834045

File: 1619977980824.png (582.69 KB, 523x510, Capture.PNG)

Someone needs to put this poor thing out of its misery with a blowtorch. There's no amount of washing that can clean it at this point.

I physically recoil at the very idea of even touching some of these nasty plushies but she slept with them on her bed at one point? And one they used to plug up the hole in the window from the window air unit back at Roger's place and never washed it when they moved.

What is it about Luna that makes her absolutely blind to her filthy surroundings? It's a wonder everything isn't riddled with bedbugs and lice.

No. 834052

I find it kind of rude how she had to mention TNBC isn't something she likes so she immediately had to paste stickers on the cover. It's a gift, she could just thank and leave the rest to herself

No. 834066


was that the fuzzy phonecase? i'm sad we don't get to see it covered in crusty filth too, luna

No. 834089

Imagine the crazy adsense money she could make by uploading videos where she deep cleans all her plushies.

No. 834122

Anyways, if you want to talk how you feel about Luna here's a thread for you >>>/ot/729850 and let this one alone.

No. 834131

She also doesn't fuck him. She's "not into sex" she claims

No. 834135


TUNA claimed Lurch came to see her fat ass as opposed to primarily being there to make money… the same Tuna that exaggerates everything to make herself feel better and is always constructing a narrative that will paint her in a positive light. Now I know for sure Lurch was coming over primarily to sell diesel, not coming to see a chunky kid pestering him about her desire to be an aesthetic iv drug user.

It was such a bad idea for Tuna to picture her new childish plushie with her collection of plushies that look like they were recovered after a disaster. The stark white just shows how filthy the other ones are.

No. 834137


Her oNlY 2 calming things? Not Bojack or smashing Copics onto cheap paper or dope or her nasty plushies or her depressed cat(s) or cheap shit bought with Daddy's Amazon account or all the free/cheap shit she receives from e-begging? You sure you only have 2 things that calm you? Not even Xanax and Seroquel? Riiiiight.

No. 834138


Anything actually expensive I assume Daddy paid for.

No. 834144


As long as her filthy stuffed animals aren't yellowed from being in the sun, it's super easy to restore them to their original color, soaking them overnight like you would to delicate white lingerie. No scrubbing necessary! She could do it for free, too! She can easily boost a stain remover solution, fill up her bathtub and add the solution, toss those bacteria sponges she calls plushies into the bath, take a bunch of Seroquel and go to sleep, and rinse them out when she wakes up in 10 hours. Then sit them somewhere airy to dry and they'll be all ready for her to coat them in her dirty crust within 2-3 days. Free and easy! Well… that still might be too much work for Tuna and her fat ass, especially since it would take away from her time spent taking selfies in ill-fitting ugly fast fashion shit.

No. 834146

How did she get the switch lite and the game? I can't remember.

No. 834147

she got it (in an inexplicable way) a long time ago. Like 7 threads back. Lurk more
Lurk more, it's literally in the previous thread
What's with the newfags ITT? She got fucked by Lurch for a video recentlish (that we sadly seen) and mentioned in a diary she wants to become sexual again.
Okay, all of this is the same person, right? Maybe browse the threads instead of asking to be spoonfead ffs

No. 834148

God, thank you. Can anons ITT please calm their enthusiasm when sperging about Tuna. We get it, you're the superior junkie to her/on the verge of relaspe whenever you visit her thread/reminded of that dark time on your life when you were just as nasty as her, she was the next uwu baby picasso with boundless potential until lurch entered her life and ruined it all, or she was born a mentally challenged spawn of satan himself. We don't need to go over this every thread.

It's honestly kind of funny how you can tell which ones are new based on how clean they look.

No. 834151

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kek this is what the computer looked like when she first got it

No. 834155

I'm convinced she literally does not bathe. The only time she gets remotely clean is when she waits for it to rain and then stands outside on the sidewalk.

No. 834158

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No. 834176

Amazing how she always manages to make every post about her. Also she used to help Lurch bag fentanyl so she has directly contributed to the problem

No. 834192

File: 1620095285105.jpeg (263.57 KB, 750x735, E9A5896A-2294-4C99-A90D-1F7622…)

A portrait of the modern American family. Kind of sad

No. 834200

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From kf.

No. 834201

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No. 834202

>I'm an online sex worker
>A man asked if he could have sex with me, the audacity!

No. 834203

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new post she posted on her spam(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 834205

To be fair, it's just a scrote being scrote. Luna is right that this isn't a way to write to anyone. I bet this creep writes the same message to women on tinder or whenever. You don't have to shit on her any time just cause she's a cow, you know. Her being a sex worker is kinda irrelevant, since she just sells videos and photos AND it would still be rude to say something like that even if she was prostituting herself IRL. Where are his manners?

No. 834206

Just put your phone on silent Luna

No. 834213


Actually, this is when she could have used this as a marketing opportunity if she was a legit oNlInE "sworker". She could have said, "I don't do meet ups, but I have some content you'd love and can make customs…"

But Tuna just puts the guy on blast so he'll never buy anything. She really needs to ask Lurch for some hustling tips.

No. 834216

Wrong profession if she wants people with manners. This issue has been going on for literally as long as prostitution has been around.

No. 834217

>Wrong profession if she wants people with manners. This issue has been going on for literally as long as prostitution has been around.
More like the issue has been going on for literally as long as men interact with women

No. 834218

Yeah sorry, that's pretty much the truth.

No. 834219

This is from Facebook messenger, does it send notifications from people you never talked before?

No. 834222

I didn’t realize she was still pretending to be a sex worker kek. Where’s the OnlyFans Luna?

No. 834223

yes but it comes as a request and you have to approve the conversation in order to reply. so she genuinely didn’t have to say anything to this guy and could’ve ignored it entirely.

No. 834225

Ah so that's where it's from. Anons, do you think she has something like a side profile for SW, or is she stupid enough to use her actual profile? I know she's mostly larping to be a sex worker, but I genuinely believe she's selling shit from time to time and I suspect a completely different profile could be milky

No. 834226

She was selling feet pics from the main fb account back when it had her real name, some anon found her in a sw group. She feels safer now since she changed her last name to Heavenly.

No. 834231

Doesn't facebook ban people (or at least punish them) for putting in fake names? I don't get how she feels safe when it's still her main account that her family and past acquaintances know about…

No. 834234

well she's implying that the possibility might be open for him if he buys her content and treats her nicer.

No. 834235

I think she's exaggerating and not considering fucking some random scrote (well, unless he would give her some insane amount of money - if you believe that everyone has their price). At least that's usually what people mean when they say 'I don't do X, but even if I did, I sure wouldn't do it like this'

No. 834297


I sense a relapse in the near future if she's on Reddit drug threads reminiscing in any capacity, even just "I'm clean but back when I wasn't clean…"

No. 834302

You need an ID to make an onlyfans, and she mentioned here >>833696 that she doesn't have one. She will probably never make one, since she's been waiting on this ID for the past 7 years she's known Lurch so that they can finally get married. I don't think she's in much of a rush.

No. 834303

of course she doesn’t have an ID lol

No. 834319

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No. 834326

Three months now? On March 15th she said that she was sober for a month. She's not sober either since she continued to abuse pills the whole time.

No. 834341

>My cravings for heroin are bad
>I know what I'll do, browse a subreddit about opiates. That'll help take my mind off the cravings.

No. 834342

Did she at least wash her feet first

No. 834349

No, they looked like she walked barefoot in the woods. >>714840

No. 834359

They changed that a few years back. Aliases are OK now. She feels safe now because she's an idiot and only sees her family as characters in her shitty story.

No. 834372

Not to white knight but im proud of her for getting through her first three months without a relapse, thats a major accomplishment and I really hope she stays clean

No. 834384


she isn't "clean" though anon, she's still taking masses of benzos on the daily.

for anyone who has never had a recreational benzo habit, dependency builds fast even at therapeutic doses and it lingers for a long time post-WD, and the WD syndrome is debilitating at best and deadly at worst. I recall her saying she "never had a physical dependency to benzos" which is fucking impossible with the doses she takes and the duration of her using (probably several years now, possibly even longer). she's delusional and the benzos definitely aren't helping, they warp your perception of reality intensely, lower your inhibitions until they bottom out completely, and fuck up both long term and short term memory.

I wish she would just be honest and say she's off opiates but she's been calling herself sober all this time whilst having the fucking gall to post grotty aesthetic pics of handfuls of pressed xans which she justifies as "just taking 2mg (one bar) a day to relax uwu" which is still a hefty dose even if she wasn't full of shit.

she probably DOES think this means she's "sober" because, again, delusional, but it's really shady and dishonest. she's doing herself the worst disservice at the end of the day, but what else is fucking new.

No. 834413

Read the last thread. She's not clean.

No. 834414



She's really going to fuck up her sobriety very soon judging from her obvious obsessing over opiates via posting and reading drug threads all day. She's one of those aDdIcTs that believes opiates are part of her identity and that she's not interesting or speshul without them.


You're an idiot if you also consider taking Xanax you're not even prescribed as being clean.

No. 834420

Tuna isn't in any treatment for substance abuse (and she could benefit from motivational interviewing but doesn't want that). So her language regarding sobriety isn't going to be congruent with her own actions. I'm dubious on her claims of not using heroin.

No. 834422

what is with this faggotry lately? Saying "not to white knight but" doesn't excuse it.

And she posted at least a few pics nodding recently. She cut down or stopped for a couple of weeks at best, and stopped the gap with benzos and probably some other shit.

No. 834443

I don't see why she would bother posting about her sobriety and longing to get high again on social media that isn't tied to her e-begging accounts if she wasn't sober from opiates. Reads like someone on the verge of relapse though.

No. 834463

On her being an SW- she’s totally still selling nudes and vids probably through her “SW” Instagram. I can’t think she wouldn’t be and that her shit purchases might be at least partly funded by that and her art work.

No. 834510

Agreed. She also hasn't been using at all. People who use don't need to read about it on Reddit and reminisce since they're out actually using
And to anons who think looking half dead in pics is a sign of being on dope… it's not. Tuna can take those same pictures taking Xanax and smoking a strong indica. You can't tell sobriety from her wonky eyes being sleepy.

She's definitely not a sw and nobody is buying Tuna content. She doesn't even have to do sw since daddy pays for all the fast fashion shit she nEeDs

No. 834528

Tayter tot honey, Xanax and weed aren’t sober

No. 834681

She's already said that she can't take heroin until Lurch stops taking piss tests, which could be a long time.

No. 834682

samefagging - she's clean because she doesn't have any heroin connections and Lurch isn't buying any for her. It's hard to relapse when you're entirely dependant on a guy who won't buy it for you.

No. 834703


I'd consider weed sober, but I'm a Californian so my version of sobriety differs from some people. I know the Xanax she isn't prescribed isn't sobriety at all. I'm just saying that anons shouldn't tinfoil opiate use based on a picture of her crooked eyes being half closed since it can be weed or Xanax and not opiates

No. 834705


A lot of heroin addicts use despite telling their partner they're not using in solidarity with them having to stay clean for court or drug tests. However, I believe Tuna is sober as long as Lurch is forced by his program to take drug tests. Most addicts would go out and cop on their own, but I really believe Tuna doesn't buy dope without Lurch, since she's an iv drug larper.

No. 834747

I'm a bit miffed she hasn't hit up some scraggly NYC uwu dope bunny and have them schlep their ass to her hovel to deal. Especially if lurch is gone the majority of the day. Then again she's pretty good at uh, nothing?

No. 834749

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Talk To Transformer once again perfectly captured the essence of Tuna off just two sentences:

“ ugh i want lolita dresses so badly!!!!!
i’m at least gonna get one when i marry matthew >:-( the obsession is real. we’ll go into all the gender fetishes another time.

anyway, i want to show you my ultimate polyamorous lingerie collection. i want to thank my boyfriends family for letting me into their house when i was thirteen (weird, i know). they are really sweet and have amazing parenting skills. ive been going over to their house and staying with their son since i was ten. whenever i had to go to school, they would drive me and pick me up. we used to do a lot of drugs together”

No. 834761

God it's vomit inducing how juvenile she is. Grow up Tuna.

No. 834802

File: 1620453298145.jpg (88.45 KB, 720x845, Rd.jpg)

>Sobriety is not worth it

No. 834830

>life still completely sucks only you have money now
>Luna: that's literally me!!!
I thought you were poor?

No. 834835


What a liar. She never has money since she never makes money. She must mean now she can use her Daddy's Amazon account AND spend money he gives her on cheap shit and not dope. So she has "more money" in the sense that she's not spending Daddy's money on drugs anymore and Lurch doesn't have to middle man all day on the street. But let's be real, Tuna… you personally don't have any income so your financial status hasn't changed in the slightest.

No. 834928

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No. 834929

Is she implying it's happened more than once, or is that just a figure of speach? What is going on with her eye?

No. 834942

Maybe she is talking about being completely wall eyed. But that is not from an “injury”. I can see her trying to use it to get painkillers in the er and the dr is rolling his own eyes.

No. 834962

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Covered in filth…

No. 834963

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No. 834964

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No. 834966

File: 1620586866525.png (47.97 KB, 907x317, luna2.png)

No. 834971

Maybe she rubbed her disgusting dirty clawed fingers in her eyes and it gave her an infection.
Is this even possible?

No. 834972

huh almost like abusing drugs totally wrecks your dopamine and leaves you depressed or something?? who knew there would be CONSEQUENCES!

also, no way she was admitted for an eye infection alone. she might have an eye infection, sure. but its either a flesh eating organism or theres more to the story…

No. 834973

Kek her AND Vicky with the eye infections.
Imagine being an adult who is so grimy and unhygienic that you give yourself eye infections.
Disgusting retards.

No. 834975

First thing I thought when I saw this post was that South Park episode where they all became zombies and claimed pinkeye. Cows becoming zombies lol

No. 834976

I’m so curious about the story here, she looks FILTHY. And I mean rolled in the dirt filthy, more so than her usual grime. I wonder wtf happened she’s literally caked in dirt on her skin and everything. Also nice IV access point, my ED never goes for the first knuckle unless truly desperate.

I’m so morbidly curious to see this eye infection

No. 834977

I think this is exactly what happened, not to mention the weeks old crusty makeup.

No. 834985

I thought her nails were painted at first… but I don’t think they are

No. 835005

Did she get into a fight or something? Why does her skin look like that? And all the dirt? Wtf

No. 835006

I thought maybe she was hit by a taxi and was thrown and rolled and rolled and rolled thru the streets of New York and thats why she was so dirty and in the hospital.
But apparently nope.

I also dont believe she has an eye infection. Maybe she poked herself in the face with a needle.

No. 835007

Maybe she's started larping as a munchie for free drugs, since she can't go buy some without Lurch doing it for her.

No. 835009

She probably has pink eye from all of the shit particles that were trapped underneath her tacky fake nails

No. 835012

>>835009 you dont get IV antibiotics for pink eye

No. 835014

Seriously my first thought was that she got in a fight with someone and they rolled her ass around on the floor

No. 835018

Too much of a priority put into being a disgusting trashy heroin princess rather than making a life for herself. She’s covered in filth at all times, has toilet paper flying out of her ass, blood and dirt all over. Is she surprised this happened?
I also would assume she’s probably pocketed used makeup. Her entire existence is an infection waiting to happen.

No. 835020

When you go to the ER, it's common to be started on a saline drip. I would bet that's what it is.

No. 835043

Clinical pharmd here, they don't just put anyone on a drip. They aren't harmless. She would have needed fluids for some reason. First she said eye injury then she said infection. So I think >>835006 is closer to the truth or she got it scratched and they started her on vanco and zosyn because she let it get too bad before seeking treatment and it scared the shit out of the attending. Absolutely nasty. That is… if we can believe anything she's saying.

No. 835045

You're wrong. In the US it's very common to require an IV if you are admitted to the ER. Because if there is an actual emergency (you know the reason they are supposed to be there) they need instant access for medications/blood draws for tests etc. In fact, it's standard operating procedure and you can be discharged with referral for refusal (because you're obviously not that bad off).
It has a weird placement because I'm sure she told them during intake that she was/is an IV drug user so they chose that access point to avoid her scarred veins.

No. 835046

>>835045 ah my bad sorry didn't realize you were also licensed in new york

No. 835047

good lord her veins are so shot that they had to put the IV in her knuckle???

No. 835048

blogpost but i've been to the ER (in the US) for an abx resistant UTI and they didn't give me a saline IV.
just a shot of abx in my butt cheek and a single hydrocodone pill to "help" the pain i wanted to kill myself over lol

No. 835050

Her toes are probably just spread weird, but I appreciate that it looks like she’s missing one

No. 835053

lmao poor luna, can't even get them big areolas into the built in boob pockets

No. 835057


The pAsTeL purple track suit turned into a gray track suit with additional bonus dirt streaks. What a great place to store your filth collection, Tuna!

No. 835058


I get the feeling she rubbed her eyes with unhygienic fingers, like after she made a cow pie in the toilet and then rubbed her face with her shit-speckled bloated hands.

No. 835059


I hope you're being facetious because she clearly didn't poke herself in the eye with an needle. She's not doing dope right now therefore she's not going to be playing with needles since that would make any addict actually go out and get dope. Also poking yourself in the eye with a needle is extremely difficult to do accidentally, even if you're nodding while trying to hit a neck vein. She also wouldn't be trying to hit her neck since she DOES NOT know how to mainline, muscle, or skin pop. She just knows how to miss veins in her fat legs. Plus I'm positive when she eventually relapses, she's going to make a woe-is-me post with a shit drawing of a sAd gIrL next to a needle and pill bottles stating, "I'm a failure, but I keep trying…" Or post about her relapse along with an aEsThEtIc picture of drugs or a heavily facetuned selfie demanding, "Validate me, I really need it."

No. 835060


It's harder to find veins on fatties like Tuna, but also remember Lurch fucked up the couple of veins in the crook of her arm with his horrific phlebotomy techniques. There's more veins in her arm that he never even touched (as is clear when you look at the completely unscarred spots on her arm where big veins are), but the phlebotomist can only hit those for sure if they use an ultrasound. Hands are the next spot they go to if the crook of the arm and forearm have nothing really noticeable.

No. 835062

So I want to say it probably largely depends on the hospital system and the state, but I’ve worked in the hospital for a few years and can say that at least in my area an IV is mandatory for any ER visit as a precaution should you turn emergent and they NEED access to you for emergency meds to be pushed. The policy figures rather start the IV while you’re mostly stable than try to find a good port while you’re crashing and waste time.

Back OT, I do believe Tuna that she got a nasty eye infection because they live in filth and she always has those talons on. Was it the nails? The dirty pillows/pillow cases? Her cat? Her cats poop? Her makeup habits? Meanwhile I’m dying to know more or see what her eye looks like. Can’t be that bad honestly if she was discharged the same day.

No. 835071

>Was it the nails? The dirty pillows/pillow cases? Her cat? Her cats poop? Her makeup habits?
With Tuna's nasty ass, it's probably all of the above.

No. 835078

With the amount of filth in this image alone it's no wonder she got an infection. They probably don't have access to laundry facilities at this point and any day now they'll be kicked out because it's spring/summer.

No. 835106

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There’s no way she can wipe her ass properly with these things on

No. 835120

File: 1620705372434.png (2.87 MB, 1370x1708, lurchtrade.png)

keep seeing this meme pop up and the dude reminds me of lurch so i did a thing

No. 835125

This is the funniest thing ive seen in weeks

No. 835129

I love you anon

No. 835131

suddenly remembering that post she made about shitting her pants more than once from opiate withdrawal. yikes

No. 835132

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I’m deceased

No. 835134

Might be retard but I can't find updates on Lurch's court case. The last hearing was due the 30th of April.

No. 835139

No. 835142

people who are speculating on how she got the eye infection clearly forgot this >>832954

No. 835143

she wishes she lost her virginity to him, she lost it in the basement of a party at 14

No. 835147


I'm positive she doesn't properly wipe her ass with OR without long nails.

No. 835152

not much to add but, it's been discussed before how fucking badly hydrated she seems (mostly when the pee drinking vid came out), i know where i live people can get drips just from being dehydrated to get some fluid into you (albeit most common in children with diarrhoea etc) so that could be the case.

either way i'm fucking curious too how the fuck she got so dirty. that's exceptional even with her standards. also since when do you get admitted for an eye infection?? how fucking bad is it??

No. 835156

she probably went to the emergency room hoping to score painkillers

No. 835161

nails like these aren't cheap
where the fuck is she getting the money? is her dad funding her etsy habit too?

No. 835176

Anon how do you know this

No. 835177

She mentioned it in one of her shitty poems about "innocence lost on a basement floor" or some nonsense like that as part of a statement lamenting that she didnt lose her v-card to Lurch

No. 835185

how did you know her irl? from school? I knew her from school

No. 835212

also i knew her back in middle school, she told me about it at the time. it was with an ex friend of ours, some metalhead type kid from mamaroneck or one of those westchester towns nearby

No. 835213

i’m from the city so i didn’t know her from school— we had a bunch of mutual friends that went to your school and got closer through AIM & phone calls, later we migrated to tumblr and stayed in touch there. we met a few times irl and were pretty close before she started taking heroin. the money demands became too much

No. 835221

To anons who knew her before heroin, curious if she was selfish and self-absorbed back then (even if she was nice about it). Like looking back, did she spend a lot of time talking about herself and her problems? Was she good about listening to other people's problems without relating them back to herself?

No. 835232

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Taken from tumblr. Is this how the dress is supposed to fit? Aren't your tits supposed to fill out the looser, top part?

No. 835233

she posted an Amazon listing picture of it here >>832491 and it sits very differently on the model. she's too wide and too tall for this dress.

No. 835237

Yeah she’s cramming herself into a dress that very obviously doesn’t fit her. What else is new? I wonder if she will ever tire of playing dress up for the internet.

No. 835238

An Asian large is probably a Burgerland small. I hate how wasteful she is

No. 835249

Gee, it's nice to see she put that stimulus check to good use

No. 835259


Nice to see she spends any money she has on cheap cosplay crap to sit around her dirt den in. Blows my mind how she doesn’t save a dime and just constantly has to have cheap trash. I cannot wait for her to be on the streets and will lose all that shit

No. 835264

>any money her father has

No. 835319

She clearly just took it out of the box because it'll be covered in Tuna grime within a week

What a weird look for a huge linebacker to be dressed like a toddler. Her pAsTeL gOtH aesthetic is hideous and confusing anyway, but for someone so statuesque and manly, this is the worst style choice ever.

No. 835380

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No. 835546


She didn't describe all the minor superficial paper-cut-deep self-inflicted wounds she did to herself, one of which she said was the wOrSt eVeR self-harm injury? Tuna lurks Reddit just to talk about herself.

No. 835570

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No. 835571

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No. 835572

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No. 835573

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No. 835575

I actually think this is cute and decent, I like the colors

No. 835579

I am being very subjective when I agree. Compared to some of her other recent art, this one actually looks like some effort was put into it.

No. 835580

I know the whole thing about poor people deserve nice things too but it bugs me so bad to see her trying to look high class when she could have spent that money trying to NOT be a squatter living in her own filth.

No. 835581

You have shit taste

No. 835585

From a technical standpoint it’s not good but at least she’s doing something productive.

No. 835607

It's pretty much a copy/paste of the same old shit she's been reproducing for years, complete with all the uwu so depressed / pills / angel motif. I know the bar is pretty low for this cow but really.

No. 835609

Why is depression monster encouraging? This is a hole in Luna's art world lore. Or is depression kinder than bpd?
Imagine going to therapy in a Chanel blouse and either a designer or a repro bag and telling your therapist how poor you are

No. 835611

It's not as bad as that last atrocious outfit she wore to therapy, but it's funny how she's so out of touch with normal life that she not only thinks it's acceptable to wear that as an adult in front of your therapist, but that she thinks she looks good doing so.

No. 835612

It's a purple shirt. Is there something I'm not seeing?

No. 835618

She's going with a taxi home?

No. 835619

I second 835612. In USA, are you supposed to wear to your therapist like to a job interview or what? Please explain

No. 835620

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Today in both Luna and Lurch being sober.

No. 835622

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No. 835623

This is kind of bizarre. Can any clinic anons explain the reasons why they may not want to decrease his methadone? Is this a court order thing because I’ve always thought that if you were voluntary that they’d work with you to make sure you are comfortable with the dosage.

No. 835638

Medfag and used to be contracted with the local methadone clinic to run labs on their patients.
Lots of addicts would come in complaining about their clinic refusing to decrease their dose, I’m not 100% sure what the “reasoning” is but I can tell you that methadone clinics are shady as fuck and just want to keep milking their strung out cash cows. Not decreasing dosage = guaranteed revenue.

No. 835643

wanting to decrease your dosage is a big red flag for intending to use again. Wanting to reduce dosage is like telling the clinic you're planning to relapse. Regardless of the patients reasoning for it, it absolutely puts them at risk of using if they have less methadone in their system.

No. 835645

Also medfag with stuff to add. Agreeing with what you said >>835643. Especially them being shady: their whole goal is to KEEP YOU on methadone forever, absolutely. With methadone once you reach your "stabilizing dose" thats it. You stay on that forever UNLESS you're switching to buprenorphine or naltrexone in which case they will help you taper to get you on the new drug. No other options unless you're experiencing major side effects and apparently thats not lurch's reasoning. Everything I just said is a summary of the ASAM guidelines if anyone gets bored.

No. 835655

lurch wants to start using again, he doesn’t want to get off methadone so he can get clean
the doctors aren’t idiots, they can see him making zero effort to be a functioning human
if he got a job and took a shower and found a legal place to live, maybe they’d start talking about cutting down

No. 835659

Thanks for that clarification; Methadone treatment is its own universe.
By and large, junkies gonna junkie

No. 835664

kek are we supposed to feel bad that the Easter island head cried

No. 835667

lmao aw poor lurch cried, now he won’t be able to relapse how tragic

No. 835673


First you usually have to meet with your counselor or the doctor at the clinic to decrease your dose. You can't just call or demand the nurses at the window. 3 months is definitely not long enough for sobriety for the clinic to safely recommend decreasing your dose and try to get off.

Also he can transfer to a clinic in another state so wanting to move isn't a valid reason to get off.

But if you're sober for more like 6 months, the clinic would feel better about decreasing your dose. You can choose to leave anytime though. He can also just call his insurance and request Medicaid stop paying and he'll be put on a financial taper. Trust me, after 2 weeks of being dropped a milligram every other day, he'll be crying and begging to raise his dose again.

NY clinics are very easy to work with from experience, but if you're not rational and sane when demanding things, any clinic will push back. Lurch is a big boy and Luna doesn't need Reddit's advice when she can literally call the clinic director or file a complaint with the state since they run the federal program. What dumbass crybabies they both are.

No. 835678


Clearly Tuna always wants sympathy and not real solutions, but Crybaby Lurch can easily file a grievance through his clinic counselor or the front desk of he feels sooo jilted. They'll have him come in for an meeting/ mediation and discuss his options and his complaint. Unless he doesn't have a real complaint… which it sounds like he doesn't.

No. 835684


As a current methadone patient who's been at clinics in CA, WA, FL, NJ and NY, I can assure everyone clinics aren't even a fraction as shady as the patients like Lurch are. Clinics try to keep patients because they fully understand the rate of recidivism. Most opiate addicts can't stay clean without medication assisted treatment. And Lurch's 3 months of sobriety after being at that clinic for years isn't going to entice anyone there that he's doing great and doesn't need methadone. Clinics encourage people to stay sober by monitoring them thru monthly random urine analysis tests and required counseling appointments. If Lurch was doing so great, he would have take homes more than the one day a week they're closed on Sundays and everyone gets a take home. Thus "liquid handcuffs" argument is the biggest bullshit when Lurch is the same addict with drug/opiate handcuffs. Clinics prefer at-risk patients like Lurch stayed on a program than taper off, start using, then come right back in 2 months.

The gruesome twosome aren't moving to another state, let's not kid anyone. The most they'll move is from their squatted in apartment to the streets.

No. 835687

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This is the handbook for any methadone clinic in the US. Lurch can choose to taper, he's a dumbass.

No. 835692


Off topic but where’s her ring? I thought she was iN lOvE with it and would never take it off? Did they already pawn it for drugs?

No. 835708

Idk, she was wearing it in a recent photo. It’s pretty ugly I sure as fuck wouldn’t want to wear it everyday

No. 835709

how tf does lurch have a xanax prescription?

No. 835727

>>835692 too fat to wear it don't be ignorant

No. 835745

"he had extra because he tries not to take the whole four a day he's prescribed" lmaooo okay luna he's def not selling his scripts

she's on r/opiates they all knows she's on some dumb shit

No. 835753

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She also had to mention Lurch's car accident.

No. 835756

I can barely understand what she's trying to say.

No. 835775

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No. 835776

spiraling into self-hate because your body is made of cottage cheese isn't anorexia, tuna.

No. 835780

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lol sure Tuna

No. 835796

>we want to move to another state

Is this right up there with them wanting to get married as well? Where would they even go?

No. 835800

the only place they’re moving is on to the streets when they eventually get kicked out

No. 835801


i think she genuinely thinks that hating her fat squishy body equals anorexia. she clearly does not go hungry, especially since all the food she ever posts is fast food, junk or sugar.

No. 835802

When has she ever stated that she has anorexia?

No. 835806

>>835801 tess holliday level delusion

No. 835807

I don’t think she has ever specified anorexia. She has said eating disorder, which is probably true by the looks of her body, but its disordered eating like only stuffing herself, uncontrollably with sugar and junk. She does not nor ever had anorexia.

No. 835808

like every other day on tumblr for four years. she’s said she lets lurch have her food when they’re rationing food bc she has anorexia. she’s never mentioned bulimia or a binge disorder. she literally always whines about how she hates eating and her body and how fat she is.

No. 835809

A lot of obese people think that eating normal portion is restricting.

No. 835810

I’ve seen her talking about starving herself but I don’t remember her saying anorexia. Interesting. She probably has EDNOS

No. 835814

She goes fasting after binging on a large tube of ice cream or party sized bags of m&ms. She would be way larger if she didn't fast.

No. 835815

binge/fast/binge cycles are literally a recipe for weight gain
just eat like a normal person, luna

No. 835832

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