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Last time on "The Fall-Out" Edition…
>Holly backed off of her blatant rape allegations against Ross, but continued to insinuate the SOMEONE she just so happened to have been married to committed marital rape against her >>1703329 / >>1704115>Ross spoke out, said he might pursue legal action for the allegations and is asking people not to go after her due to her being mentally unwell >>1704253>Anons unearthed Holly's "private" twitter where she and her defenders regularly trash talk people behind their backs >>1706234>Jared began courting the idea of creating an OnlyFans again >>1710257>…until it turned out that it was mostly gay men requesting it >>1713316>and now suddenly there's no interest in it >>1716546>Jared is now fancing himself to be some kind of male model >>1716722Social links:
>Jared Knabenbauer/ProJared:https://twitter.com/projaredhttps://www.youtube.com/user/DMJaredhttps://www.instagram.com/projaredgram/
>Holly Conrad/Commander Holly:https://www.instagram.com/commanderholly/https://twitter.com/HollyConradhttps://www.youtube.com/user/CommanderHollyPrevious Threads (The ProJared Saga Begins):
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>>1715941Our last thread devolved into nonstop infighting, bait, and garbage as white knights infiltrated.
For the quality of future threads:
-IGNORE BAIT. Anons who post random milkless potshots at Heidi or Ross are trying to spark infighting. Ignore and report.
-STOP posting stans on either side. They aren't milky and it shits up the thread.
-Common interests between Holly and Heidi are not milk. Two people liking popular things is not proof of copying on either side. Bringing it up causes infighting.
-STOP nitpicking Holly. It adds fuel to her claims that she's being bullied for no reason when people bend over backwards to try to find things to nitpick at. She has given us plenty of milk on her own. Let it flow.
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>>1719395>>1719398Seeing what he's gonna use this camera for and how this clown probably owns and uses an iphone there is nothing his new camera offers him over what he could already do for his specific case if he knew what he was doing.
His main problem is probably a very different one.
>why do I look like a 40 something out of shape weird old fart with AIDS on all my photos??? It must be the camera!He's too much in love with himself to admit his fading youth his repulsive to him, because he failed to build up any masculine qualities that make older men attractive to younger women.
Technically he could have splurged on studio lights, reflectors and lighting gels, but even then he'd have to work with what he got (a out of shape 40 something serial masturbator body that has never seen a single day of working out or physical labor in his life)
He probably thinks the "big boy camera"-magic will make him look like a photo model, because he still isn't facing reality about where he is at looks-wise.
No. 1719439
>>1719426I think Heauxlly is probably still holding out hope that they get back together because the reality of facing that she ruined her life for some WormDick instead of just buying a decent vibrator is just not something she's willing to do.
Personally, ProWorm has made his escape and would be pretty stupid to jump feet first back into the crazy pool now.
>>1719434>"failed to build up any masculine qualities that make older men attractive to younger women"So much this. No 25-or-younger female is out here, fighting off other women for a subpar string bean-looking man who is nearing 40 and finds himself involved in drama more often than not.
No. 1719456
>>1719439>So much this. No 25-or-younger female is out here, fighting off other women for a subpar string bean-looking man who is nearing 40 and finds himself involved in drama more often than not.This is the fate of all "twinks" or skinny boys who coast along with their boyish or girlish looks and fail to bulk up in their late 20s btw.
When they hit their mid to late 30s they all end up looking like diseased weird malnourished zombie men or junkies.
Skinny wrists are only cute on a 19 year old skater boy with a mop haircut, not on a balding 40 year old man with glazed eyes.
No. 1719493
>>1719434>He's too much in love with himself to admit his fading youth his repulsive to him, because he failed to build up any masculine qualities that make older men attractive to younger women.
You mean looks or personality?
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>>1719493Both.
He's always been under the delusion that he's some cloud strife or squal leonhard style squaresoft twink, so he tried hard to play up his "boyish" or feminine qualities. It's not like he ever was a looker, so even that shit was rooted in his troon-like delusions about his own femininity.
But no woman under 30 and certainly not under 25 who is into "daddy types" is looking for a malnourished looking self-absorbed narcisstic ghoul who looks like they're gonna find him going through their underwear drawer at night jacking into their panties.
So in videogame terms, he just put a lot of points into the wrong skill treet that his class cant utilize.
No. 1719544
>>1719426She did refer to it as a break up on the instagram account she has for her chickens
>>1710255I don't think she's acknowledged it as such on any of her main accounts though
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Hmm, is she throwing shade at Wormdick?
No. 1719602
>>1719593Faster than me,
nonnie. Let the sadposting over Jared begin. I actually hope she ends up spilling more beans on the breakup
No. 1719616
>>1719593>"all the bullshit you put me through"All the bullshit you put yourself through in pursuit of the WormDick, Heauxlly. You're no
victim here.
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>>1719593this is absolutely about pedoworm. way too much shit about “going through stuff for him” when ross didn’t really have any melt downs/public hardships or scrutiny. next time don’t be afraid to unsage, i would’ve missed this milk.
looks like she’s still vague posting too, it’s from a “softcore_trauma” account too.
>>1719677>>1719680are you both delusional? heidi isn’t going back to that worm three years later. from what she’s even posted just last year she clearly hates the guy. and moids will always hate the girls who brought them down a peg, they turn semi-murderous even when they won’t say it.
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>>1719683this is either her attempting to self soothe herself about being cancelled or it’s just cope to try to not to see jared as completely evil.
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It's like high school all over again. Jared won't read those quotes, Holly
No. 1719733
>>1719683>>1719684This is 100% her crying about being cancelled.
>I behaved like an ass on my public social media over an extended period of time and now people want nothing more to do with me, this is cruel and unusual punishment! How dare they paint me as a bad person, I’m not unfixable like that other bitch!>>1719696Yeah it sucks when people don’t respect your boundaries and demand unconditional acceptance without caring how their actions affect you, doesn’t it.
A minuscule part of me is holding out hope that Holly will have an epiphany one day, realise that she participated in and enabled all the
abusive behaviour she’s complaining about now, and apologises. If these narcissist quotes are about Jared then she’s
so close to getting it. All she needs to realise now is that this behaviour forms a pattern and she’s not the only partner he’s treated this way… But that would mean giving up her top spot in the
victim hierarchy so it will probably never happen. He only mistreated poor Holly. That other ex had it coming.
No. 1719803
>>1719619She's such a dumb doormat. It's also pretty clear now, that she's the kinda person that always needs a catalyst to act, because she's such a fucking coward.
She won't attack jared, unless a new guy rushes in and tells her to.
She'll just vaguepost, eat it up and become more mentally ill, but she'll not talk straight, because that's the "game grumps" school of doing things. Hushing things up.
Problem for her - hushing things up always benefits the people in power in a situation and she's neither in power nor does she have to gain anything by keeping the drama low.
If she goes all out then there'd at least be more of a public eye on her. But she chose the path of a battered housewive.
No. 1719804
>>1719696oh my god keekkkkkk
>"The only people who get upset that people have boundaries are selfish toxic people"So glad you've finally gained some self awareness, Heauxlly. Now apologize to the one whose boundaries you openly mocked.
No. 1719969
>>1719934That's the thing though,
nonnie - We wouldn't know if there WERE allegations because everybody kept their mouth shut and head down, whereas Heauxlly and PedoWorm couldn't have tried any harder to conduct all of this in the public sphere at every turn.
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Even some of Dickworm’s fans aren’t thrilled with some of the Lensa app stuff kek. That bottom comment is so true, his eyes really are all over the place.
No. 1720162
>>1719921I've always suspected that one major reason Anna became such good friends with Holly so quickly is because she knew she could rely on her to help cover up their affairs. They both had dirt on each other, so they had to stick together and try hard stay on good terms.
>>1719940Holly seems to be a master of projection. Everything she accuses other people of is something she has, would or is currently doing herself.
>>1719434 Just saw the caption for this and I think I threw up a little in my mouth reading it. If that was meant to be tongue in cheek, it did not come across that way. Sounds like he legit thinks that.
>>1719593 Oh my god. This is way too specific to be anyone other than Jared. How surprising that the guy who abused his ex wife ended up being
abusive in the exact same way to his new partner.
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>>1720136Also noticed his new target retweeted a post about the AI art app he's been spamming being bad. Wonder if his narcissism will win out over his desire to lovebomb her or vice versa.
No. 1720490
>>1720386>>1720172Just realized he might be taking those ugly creepy "dreamy teenage girl staring into the distance as re-enacted by a 40 year old man" selfies to impress rae rae with his hallucinated "final fantasy main character looks".
Its one of those situations when a freshly-single dude will suddenly increase his photo output on social media (lifting, snowboarding, etc) to impress a new girl he's stalking/targeting.
No. 1720642
>>1719969Exactly, why did he feel the need to post his divorce announcement on twitter??? Most people just get divorced and maybe months down the line someone goes “where’s Heidi?” And you just say “oh we divorced.” And maybe there would be a few Reddit threads and speculation but it would die down.
Anna/nate did no such thing about announcing their divorces to their
fanbase No. 1720690
>>1720642>Anna/nate did no such thing about announcing their divorces to their fanbaseYes they did.
Geoff, Anna and Nate all sent tweets out when their respective splits happened.
Difference is, nobody involved there was a piece of garbage sex pest, and everyone was for the most part civil.
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The comments got even better on his recent pics kek.
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I am however loving that on this official government document for some weird llc she coowned with Jessica Merizan, Heauxlly listed her official job title as "commander"
No. 1721534
>>1721504She did do a breakup bleach but I truly doubt she would ever set her goals even as high as ‘tumblr girl covered in tattoos who thinks she’s a pinup model’
I think she’d sooner Elliot Page herself
>>1721515She’s had almost 5 years of frivolous spending, a divorce, moving costs, a new house, a pornsick leech, expensive hobbies she abandons almost immediately, and a thousand sickly chickens between then and now so seeing that she’s doing things like selling her grandfather’s original art she must either be hurting bad or trying to get money for something specific she can’t afford right now. She probably has Disney stock income and is living comfortably but I
really doubt she has any real money anymore compared to assets
No. 1721598
>>1721586Maybe that's what she's been living off of. You figure $20-23,000 for 4 years of property taxes, monthly utility bills.
It certainly provides another explanation for her recent panic of "I need money!"
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He's live on instagram.
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>>1721616unsurprisingly saffronette is in the livestream watching too. He was literally only talking about using creamy peanut butter…
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HA I THINK THE TWINKS FOUND HIS LIVE
No. 1721640
>>1721616He literally looks like he's suffered a stroke
He even styled his hair over to the side that's drooping with the more severe jowl kek
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KEK
No. 1721699
>>1721685I think what anons thought was highlighter was either just his greasy face and/or under eye concealer
Wonder if he got a new camera for selfies so his pics could be edited less obviously?
No. 1721727
>>1721515It really seems like Jared straight up used Holly for her financially stability and when she started having financial trouble (probably because she was spending money on him in a desperate attempt to keep him interested and stop him from straying) he bailed.
Like he clearly thought he could do better than heidi, he clearly thought he was going to fall into a harem of women and probably hoped sugar mommy Holly would keep him and when that didn’t pan out he just sat back and did his time.
Wonder what he told Holly when they broke up? How did he spin it? Is she actually upset about what he did or does she think she has no right to be… or more likely she knows if she says anything what little support she has will dry faster than most womens vaginas at the sight of proworm.
No. 1721736
>>1721644Yeah, his hair is looking pretty thin. That hairline ain’t great either. And he just looks plain dead in general.
>>1721654I looked up his property and it said that it’s being rented for $3.5k a month. So he’s living all by himself in that big townhome and spending all that rent? That’s just wild. Wonder if he was hoping he’d be sharing it with Australian Heidi kek.
No. 1721917
>>1721654In that area it's more like 3 to 10k per month.
1k ain't gonna cut it
No. 1721922
>>1721916If he did he needs to get a refund. I think since he has no filters on you can see how haggard and worn out he is in irl.
When I watched his stream I was surprised at his voice sounds so different from what I imagined. He sounds like a scrawny teenager and not like a worm pushing 40.
No. 1721943
>>1721922He does look really worn out and not like a "I pulled a couple of all nighters" worn out but a "I'm nearing 40 and trying to live like I'm still 19-20 years old max" worn out.
to be fair,
nonnie, he sounds like he's a scrawny teenager because he's still trying to use mannerisms and terms used by that demographic.
No. 1722003
>>1721532Is this the cosplay company with which she scammed the cancer survivor?
>>1721666Imagine getting up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and running into this creature in a dark hallway
No. 1722076
>>1721943Yep. He’s still living under the delusion that 18-20 something egirls will be falling at his feet.
>>1722044Hopefully she won’t. She’s got him in the friend zone so far, so that’s at least something.
No. 1722082
>>1722003It is indeed a cosplay company she had with Jessica Merizan - idk if that's the one that was scamming the cancer survivor but probably.
The LLC was originally under Heauxlly's name as a Stock Corporation. I don't know shit about business, but for whatever reason, she dissolved it and within a very short period of time, Jessica reopened it as an LLC. The whole thing folded within a couple of years.
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>>1722082I take it back. Looks like they rebranded as an LLC because it benefited them on their personal taxes and when it inevitably went tits up, creditors couldn't go after the over $1 mil in assets that Heauxlly had access to.
Smart in a dumb sort of way.
No. 1722438
>>1722402>>1722373This looks like one of those scare tactics anti drug PSAs but for exposure to Holly Conrad.
"THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON HOLLY. ANY QUESTIONS?"
No. 1722469
>>1722373Is it normal to grey in your late 30s/early 40s as a man?
Isnt that more of a 50+ thing?
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>>1722532>>1722537If I go down I’m dragging you all with me but at least we can hold eachother’s hair back while we all puke
Also Jared in a mask looks like Jitters
No. 1722598
>>1722438ayrt Fuckin KEK
nonnie you made me chortle.
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>>1722614I can explain this.
He fancies himself fashionable and probably bought them because he saw all those k-pop idols in adidas tracksuits and didnt realize that tracksuits arent all the same and theres a lot of factors that make them fashionable or just slobby if worn outside of sport activities or home.
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some potential milk. I don't think this was posted here since the threads only started rolling recently, and this reddit post was from a month ago, but it looks like ALL members of the wafflecrew are still actively playing DCA behind the scenes together.
This throws a wrench in some things. (1) has holly been playing DCA in secret with jared even up until October-November of this year? That would be pretty much after they break up from the looks of it. And (2) is she still going to play that way?? shipping strix and diath after the break up??
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>>1722672and ofc, chris is allegedly still DMing for them.
No. 1722676
>>1722469to be fair to WormDick, I got a huge grey patch in my hair in my early 20's. Sometimes it's just a shit genetics thing.
>>1722672I don't think that's as milky as you might think. DCA, despite being used as the front for the affairs, was never the problem. It was PedoWorm running a nudes blog, getting nudes from minors, fucking fans at cons, and sticking his dick in the crazy that is Heauxlly Cumrag while being married to Heidi that was the milky problem.
No. 1722677
>>1722672Since Holly plays Strix as having this overdramatic, self-sacrificing love for other party members I’m sure it would mean the world to her to project her unresolved feelings back onto Jared’s character in hopes of feeling any type of affection from him even if it is (and always has been) based in fantasy IMO.
Jared liked the community attention and fan engagement, I don’t see him rejecting the ship
if this whole thing is actually happening.
No. 1722685
>>1722680Yeesh. That's gotta be awkward with the breakup.
And what's a little sexpestery between friends?
No. 1722715
>>1722708I think him moving out was his version of Quiet Breakup (like the quiet quitting shit people were talking about awhile back). He was slowly easing his way away from Heauxlly because he smelled the meltdown coming a mile away.
That might be the smartest move he's made in all of this tbh
No. 1722759
>>1722746I wonder if Holly's sudden aggression turn toward Ross is due to the reason why Jared left. Maybe something along the lines of Jared sex pesting Holly after the honeymoon phase was over and she went back into her ace form. She finds herself in the same situation all over again since Ross apparently did the same. Her partners want sex more than once a year, she decides she's suddenly ace and either denies it or starfishes. What could go wrong?
As we all know, denying a chronic sex pest like Jared is probably not going to end well. He gets tired of sex with Holly which was probably terrible to begin with, got worse with time, and leaves her. Holly is still upset the internet calls her a whore. She feels she can't possibly be a whore due to disappointing not one but 2 men sexually. This is constantly bothering her because it's holding a mirror up to her failings. "The internet needs to know I'm not a whore but also a
victim" she thinks. She would love to lash out at Jared for being a sex pest but as stupid as she is, even she knows she will be dragged mercilessly for turning on wormdick so quickly. So she drags the next best thing for the same grievance, Ross.
TL;DR Holly disappoints men sexually and being called a whore is
triggering because of it. Lashes out at Ross because Jared is temporarily off limits. Expect her to turn on Jared as soon as he is in his next relationship.
No. 1722767
>>1722759I think she wasn't expecting Ross to respond so she could claim his silence is proof that is true. It's interesting how the Holly whiteknights were so aggressive when the allegation came out and now they have completely vanished.
>>1722746But Jared used money to get Heidi to agree to sign a NDA, what could he use as leverage for Holly?
No. 1722772
>>1722767be careful how you word this anon. "Disappointing men sexually" feels weird. She clearly is more sexual than she gives herself credit for, I just think she falls for a complete fantasy of a man that doesn't exist (pedodick) and then once the reality sets in, it's the men who sexually disappoint
herI agree that the label of her being a whore (one can be a whore without sex, homewrecking comes with the title) is probably irritating the fuck out of her because she definitely loved appearing as a pure NLOG for ugly as sin nerdy men. that image is completely broken.
No. 1722834
>>1722821except neither Jared nor Ross ever "complained" about Heauxlly starfishing; it's just a random anon, talking shit rather than typing out "She merely laid back while each man used her as a living, breathing fleshlight".
Nobody suggested that she owed them sex either.
No. 1722853
>>1722759I think Jared was long gone. Holly was the polar opposite of Heidi looks and personality wise. The affair was only fun it was a secret and when it came out he didn’t want a shitty fling to tarnish his image so he had to go along with the true love narrative holly was so stuck on. I think it would’ve dented his pride if he didn’t come out with something after all that drama. (I say something cause proworm doesn’t see women as people)
I also believe holly was never asexual either. She just thought Ross was gross. They never seemed really into each other and it always looked like Ross was the one trying present the facade of loving couple, for the purpose of saving face around his peers.
She grasps at labels to feel special like all the other boring libfem pickmes. Asexual and pansexual are just accessory badges to supplement her nonexistent personality. I don’t holly has much of an identity besides a bunch of idiosyncrasies like being witchy, looking like a homeless person, being a pickme that needs male validation, and hoarding birds. There’s nothing to her except superficial things and mental illness. What are her dreams? What does she want to accomplish in her life? What does she really desire deep down? Because it doesn’t look like recovery.
Anyway proworm desires and intentions are so obvious Lmao
No. 1722945
>>1722853I'm not sure how accurate this assessment is. On a stream once, Holly actually sat in Ross's lap unprompted and just hung out there the whole time. This was later in their relationship, too.
I think some people are buying into the story Holly is probably fabricating here. I think there is a very good chance Ross was completely blindsided by the fallout. It was all but implied by GG that Ross was a total mess for awhile following the end of their marriage, and that typically doesn't happen when you and your partner have been checked out long-term and just hiding it for the camera.
I think the anon who said she's chasing after fictional men hit the nail on the head. If they were still playing DCA all this time that means that Holly was able to consistently project her fantasies of Diath onto Jared.
No. 1723028
>>1722821Where did any
nonnie suggest that Holly owed them? I don't think that was their take. If Holly decides she is no longer sexually attracted to her partners after the initial rush (or as others have suggested, once she realizes they aren't the fictional character she fell for) and shuts down sexually, that's her choice. But it will still disappoint the men she is with. That's just how you describe that situation as an outside observer. The men are upset and feel owed even if they shouldn't. Holly is the one upset at being called a whore when to her if she WAS a whore maybe she could have kept Jared around. That's whats bothering her about the whole thing.
No. 1723047
>>1722821ayrt, yeah which is why i was saying they should be careful to not describe holly in that kind of way, it feels like they're blaming her for not being sexually arousing enough for men which is just a scrotish thing to say.
But i agree, them embodying a fictional man is literally what she was into.
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Found a cool website that lets you look through old reddit posts, which is great because the waybackmachine no longer supports searching archived user posts/comments from reddit. Holly luckily deleted her account so she can't go back and actually delete the posts that pop up on here. Jared did delete select posts I've noticed, which just shows he was protecting himself in ways he wasn't sharing with her. picrel is some striath stuff.
https://bmai.dev/reddit/God it's honestly so bad seeing how far back she was hitting on jared, writing fanfiction of her and diath, and just obviously vicariously living through them.
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>>1723137>>1723094pretty much, picrel. Even worse, I saw a screenshot on twitter of her encouraging real people fanfics. I'll look for it
>>1723140KEK i didn't even catch that
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>>1723156back and I found it. What the actual fuck? She seriously was chill with this shit???
No. 1723164
>>1723146Nah, that's tumblr behavior 100%. Most people eventually grew out of that phase, but guess not emotionally stunted adults despite to live their larp fantasies out.
>>1723163Why would she be embarassed at people writing fanfiction about her (not her character, HER) when she was doing her damndest to make Diath/Strix real life too.
No. 1723256
>>1723145Yeah retard, I'd be happy to spoonfeed you the post where someone gets their panties twisted over another anon using the word "starfish" and extrapolates somehow that they think Holly owes him sex.
>>1722821As you can now see, the people responding to that specific phrase didn't just decide out of nowhere to use it. That anon clearly made a bad faith argument and people are tearing it down. I know it was a few posts above mine so it might be hard for you to read but I hope now that you were directly linked to it you understand!!
No. 1723258
>>1723256>"extrapolates somehow that they think Holly owes him sex"For the third fucking time: Not one person in this thread has said "Holly owed Ross sex" or "Holly owes Jared sex" - not one. I get you're desperate to make poor Heauxlly into a
victim again, but cmon now.
>"That anon made a bad faith argument"says the one trying to claim that we're all demanding Heauxlly spread her legs for whatever person she's dating or married to, despite us repeatedly clarifying that noone owes anyone else sex.
Go whiteknight for the homewrecker somewhere else.
No. 1723555
>>1723552That's the problem, anon, she doesn't want to. She's had the three years since the initial drama broke to rebrand herself and instead, she's done the same old shit, revictimized herself every couple of months, and now that PedoWorm left her in the dust, she in typically Heauxlly fashion, had a twitter meltdown and accused her ex of rape.
>>1723554Pre-Worm, I agree. She used to be really pretty, but this bog witch aesthetic is doing her no favors.
No. 1725140
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I thought worm was wearing shorts and tights but these are some horrible pants
No. 1725143
File: 1670797635436.jpeg (307.86 KB, 828x902, 3C8FD919-69EF-42DA-B2A5-76A3AF…)
>>1725141The ass shot killer me. The blue appliqué looks like basketball shorts peaking out of his pants Lmao
No. 1725244
File: 1670806689916.png (373.24 KB, 971x740, Screenshot_75.png)
>>1725140Mans paid $45 for some pants on amazon and fancies himself a fashionista.
No. 1725286
File: 1670809342589.jpeg (95.51 KB, 879x767, 1670798665019595.jpeg)
Just saw this and thought it looked like jared, kek
No. 1725464
File: 1670829044411.png (520.46 KB, 864x1064, Screenshot_20221212-020743.png)
>>1725244It's not those it's these, literally 30 bux wasted on these shits.. also easily found on AliExpress too. He is quite the male model
No. 1725520
>>1725464omg nice find
nonnie!
No. 1725534
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Some of the comments are great. I’m glad to see it’s not a flood of support kek. I’m sure he’ll block the naysayers soon enough.
No. 1725700
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>>1725565Yeah, clearly the gays are still hoping he’ll start up that OF lmao.
This comment cracked me up, it’s been deleted (I’m guessing they probably got blocked?) so I’m glad I grabbed it.
No. 1725773
>>1725140>>1725143This guy has the worst taste in fashion ever.
He's wearing all this cringe-core teenage weeb stuff while being 40 and out of shape. His safest bet would be to wear the most basic dresspants and shirt combinations ever because thouse wouldn't draw attention to his aesthetic and bodily flaws as much.
Even bluejeans might be a bit too spicy for wormdick's out of shape 40 something junkie body.
No. 1726024
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He also posted this on Twitter a day or so ago, but NO.
No. 1726158
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>>1726024I saw this and was laughing at some of the responses. Clearly this person hasn't been subjected to his instagram.
No. 1726164
File: 1670907882569.png (447.83 KB, 595x665, doritos.png)
>>1726158>>1726024Australian Heidi liked it
No. 1726226
>>1726118Ugh, I noticed that too. Gross.
>>1726158Kek. Clearly Wormdick doesn’t seem to mind reminding himself that he nearly ruined his own life with his spicy content since he keeps posting weird thirst traps hinting he wants to continue being a sex pest.
No. 1726691
File: 1670968625268.jpeg (208.74 KB, 828x1329, 03FBA171-11A7-4C27-B846-A4845C…)
Yikes, this is practically a jumpscare.
No. 1726693
File: 1670968668742.png (32.72 KB, 1019x646, jaredstream.PNG)
Am i a retard or is this new? I have never seen anyone's twitch stream marked this way when it's just let's play content? If he's that paranoid by minors, maybe he should idk, act normal.
No. 1726778
File: 1670977017931.jpg (229.08 KB, 828x1329, NewCanvas1.jpg)
>>1726691Yup, passes the jumpscare test.(put it into image editor of your choice and just turn down brightness and crank contrast up a bit)
No. 1726781
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I think his new insta posts will make for a amazing jumpscare collage. I'll keep adding onto it.
No. 1726792
>>1726781Omg
nonnie please do it, this has such great potential.
No. 1726796
File: 1670979955553.jpeg (Spoiler Image,441.86 KB, 1170x1172, 92D11A01-819E-46E3-AB67-45F6F4…)
>>1726781Great potential for an Ao Oni sequel; Aka Oni: The Wormening
No. 1726815
>>1726799cowtipping is bad, but in this case its hard to tell. No way the 5 people writing gossip ITT are the only ones who think jared is cringe.
This is different to moids from kiwifarms hounding a mentally handicapped man likw cwc and getting him to do stupid shit that will destroy his life.
Someone commenting "your pants suck" under jared is not really persecution and might just be one of his many ex-fans who sees him for what he is (a pervert?).
That being said, I personally would never interact with any of his social media accounts in this kind of a capacity simply because the idea of him crawling through my phone's screen at midnight and haunting me is way too real with that mug.
No. 1726850
>>1726836Its midnight and hissing noise wakes you up, the entire room smells of sulfur and you feel a weight on your chest.
Suddenly a anthropomorphic man-worm hybrid approaches you through the darkness and asks you if his ali express pants for 2008 teenagers make his ass look fat.
No. 1727153
>>1726778>>1726781>>1726836>>1726850lmao all of these are great.
>>1726024His Twitter post is currently sitting at 719 likes and his IG at 1306, so I think it’s pretty safe to say that there aren’t scads of people out there dying to see him in a pair of orange underwear.
No. 1727703
File: 1671077177163.jpeg (364.36 KB, 828x1355, F4DD3BF1-B4E8-4C64-AD45-44DFF9…)
Exactly how many more of these same pictures is he going to post of him in the snow on his street???
No. 1727767
>>1727703What is the weird fascination with snow? Doesn't Washington get snow on a pretty regular basis?
He looks like a dude who got to the bus stop right as the bus pulled away and you know the next one won't be there for another 20 minutes.
No. 1727851
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>>1727703His sense of fashion is so ugly. He couldnt dress more missmatched for his body type/age/combinations in themselves if he tried.
Also he seems to be entirely ignorant over the purpose of a scarf.
This really feels like when one of those horror movie psychopaths like leatherface tries to emulate "normal" people.
>oh normal people like snow in the winter, better sit my ass onto cold, snow covered concrete while wearing a breezy autumn outfit. No. 1727889
>>1727746Yeah, the filter is pretty bad. We all know he doesn’t look like that IRL.
>>1727767He also grew up in Wisconsin and there’s no shortage of snow up there either. I think it’s that he’s so damn boring, there’s not much else for him to post about.
>>1727851I guess just throwing a scarf around his neck with no thought to it plays into his weird sense of what he thinks fashion is.
No. 1728007
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>>1727889>I think it’s that he’s so damn boringThat's the craziest part. Wasn't his hobby/job actually doing retro videogame and nerdy shit?
You don't actually see him posting about any of that, it's all just desperate narcissistic attempts by him to fish weeb e-girl with his ca. 2004 fashion statements.
Aren't there tons of interesting retro game things he could post?
Seems like he forgot that part of his job/origin story already and thinks people were watching him for his looks or fashion sense, instead of nerds just liking to hear someone prattle about retro videogames.
No. 1728012
>>1728007I think he's finally realizing that there are only so many people looking to watch content on games that were released 20-30+ years ago, and struggles to break into the scene of newer games (primarily watched by millennials and gen z who ain't with the fuckshit).
Once upon a time, someone told him he was decent looking and it went right to his ego.
No. 1728099
File: 1671131549149.jpg (1.24 MB, 3456x2304, IMG_5938.jpg)
>>1728012To be fair there's entire worlds of vintage retro games he could get into, with some some real computer archeology, digging through used computer shops in japan, etc.
That would require him to actually care about his supposed "hobby" beyond surface level boomer nostalgia mario, final fantasy shit though and have him get into the nitty gritty of retro digital entertainment.
But since he's a pornsick lazy assclown, he'd rather prance around to gameboy music in his drab suburb like a fruitcake, while wearing weeb apparel from aliexpress for "content" (dont forget, he still thinks of himself as a "content creator"), while hoping some barely legal teenage girl falls onto his tiny penis.
No. 1728971
>>1728399It's not even that. If he was doing it to be like "This is a sweet thing I did with my family growing up" and worked it into an almost personal vlog type of situation, it would have been fine because the holidays ARE the time for that kind of sentimental shit. Instead, it was like ProWorm-Goes-Julia-Childs and just fell incredibly flat. The best part was the chat trolling the entire time.
The kicker was towards the end of the stream, he was going to walk to the store to get more supplies and someone asked if he was going to live stream it (I think they meant when he got back but whatever). He was like "No, I won't live stream it, that would doxx me!" as if the entirety of the internet hadn't seen the insta story where he more or less doxxed himself with the street sign.
No. 1728977
>>1728971Did anyone archive this shit?
Also I suspect wormdick doesn't even realize "puppy chow" is not a real meal but just something lazy moms make to keep the kids entertained/sugared up.
No. 1729458
>>1728971I’m glad to hear that the chat was trolling him the whole time kek. All he did was make a snack, and he made it like he was cooking up a three course meal or some shit.
I don’t think Wormdick realizes that it’s pretty damn easy to find where he lives. But yeah, he already doxxed himself from his ig story, it doesn’t even matter now.
No. 1729706
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Jared: Yay it snowed!
Heauxlly: oh fuck it snowed :( :(
No. 1729921
>>1729916Oh, did she keep him in the divorce?
Or is this a shared custody thing?
Or is part of the reason they're keeping the breakup hush hush is partly to keep such valuable dickriders as him and his wife?
No. 1729930
File: 1671349890873.jpeg (228.57 KB, 828x1543, 564475F0-D0A3-495B-B335-A764C6…)
>>1729924Annnnd I just saw this and now I want to go throw up.
No. 1730138
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>>1729930Holy shit. That is so very wrong. This is giving me flashbacks to Jared playing Ahegao Academy and "dating" the Holly character as Heidi sat there next to him dressed up as her. These guys are using their wives as vehicles to act out their crushes on Holly.
Maybe SoM is getting ideas now that Jared is out of the picture? Is this the start of an SoM / Geraldo / Holly poly with poorly defined boundaries arc?
Also, Jared seems to be trying to get into the vtuber space and this made me laugh. I wonder if he's trying to mimic Ross's success.
No. 1730362
>>1729930>>1730138Nauseating. What has to go wrong in someone's psyche to do some weird shit like this? Strix and diath are basically just jared and holly in different outfits. All the fanart I've seen itt is drawn to look like them. I'm having trouble fully expressing how odd this is to me lol it's not like they're literally dressing up as jared and holly but given how "striath" bled into the real world, they might as well be.
>>1730317I assumed it meant something much worse at first glance
No. 1730677
>>1730474This would actually be hilarious if it shows that Strix/Diath can ONLY last as a couple if they are NOT Jared & Holly.
That would absolutely gnaw away at her.
That couple is cringe for putting that imagery out online, but at least they still like each other.
No. 1730873
>>1730676Oh my god. I had no idea they moved that far (literally across the entire US) to be with them. That makes it so much creepier. I hate to use that word because it sounds harsh, but I'm not sure how else to express that this is not normal behavior.
It takes a lot to convince people to move that far jobs that they really want, and from what I've gathered they moved for… what? To be a better mod for Jared's twitch stream? To support their "friends" who are only paying attention to them in the first place because SoM is willing to do free labor for them? Holly might genuinely be friends with them now, but Jared would have no issues leaving them if they ever asked for something in return that would inconvenience him.
I hope Jared is at least paying those two well to account for the increased cost of living in Washington, but somehow I doubt that's the case.
>>1730474And yeah, I don't mean to kink shame either. I think if GG and SoM were two random fans who'd never met or interacted with Jared and Holly IRL, the role play sex would be weird but at least somewhat normal. The fact that they're all close friends is what tips it over the creepy edge for me. It means that now they're not just cosplaying as two characters from a show they like, they're also cosplaying as their friends… Super uncomfortable. Reminds me of a story I read about a girl whose mom borrowed her dresses for role play sex with her dad. Skinwalking your friends and family is always going to be invasive.
Seems that the trend of SoM not understanding normal personal social boundaries has been going on for a long time.
No. 1731211
>>1725140>>1727703You still look as generic and bland as your character, Jared.
>>1730138I love the rejection that he gets whenever he tries to fit in somewhere.
No. 1731283
File: 1671507463144.jpeg (92.13 KB, 828x488, 92E643ED-3DC7-4EDB-83FC-8143D4…)
So Wormdick had his big con comeback this weekend but he’s been suspiciously quiet about it as a wannabe influencer. No pictures, no videos, just a tweet? Makes me think that it was likely a flop. I looked at the con page and they had YouTubers advertised, but it makes me think he was just part of a panel of several folks rather than just getting his own lone panel.
No. 1731285
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>>1731283(Here’s the ad I’m talking about. All the YouTubers are all grouped up in one square as opposed to the other bigger guests.)
No. 1731295
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>>1731283Found one picture on the bird site from the con. He’s wearing those stupid pants kek.
No. 1731588
File: 1671873948279.jpeg (281.94 KB, 828x1433, FAD18938-AE0E-48A9-8219-4F0062…)
Anyway while lolcow was down, ProWorm was doing the usual which is taking pictures of himself in the snow in all of his usual outfits.
No. 1731984
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It’s insane that despite how messy she was with the drama Holly is still getting industry invites to shit. Jared was more down low about everything after the initial blow up but he’s only getting scraps from cons and has barely any sponsors. He’s just a boring has been sexpest and I’m wonder how he’s even making a living if he’s not really doing much besides streaming and making boring videos.
No. 1732019
File: 1672006972225.jpeg (696.69 KB, 828x1203, AACD556F-843B-4E16-822D-EB5D3C…)
Merry Christmas from everyone’s favorite worm looking like an alien occupying an ugly human’s body and trying to act natural
No. 1733054
File: 1672201252401.jpeg (335.4 KB, 828x1506, 97D8F497-5438-41C1-9998-EC0CD0…)
That hairline is looking ROUGH. And him placing 4th in a MK tournament at a small time video game convention isn’t the flex he thinks it is.
No. 1734466
File: 1672425630804.jpeg (96.92 KB, 828x1176, 2782B440-6483-448E-AC0E-EC600F…)
Saw this on Heauxlly’s Insta a couple of days ago, think she’s silently calling out Wormdick again? We all know she’s not going to call out her own repeated behavior kek.
No. 1734858
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>>1734796I'm sorry but the first one…dear god…The lifeless eyes and phony smile. This man is miserable and gross to look at at.
No. 1734870
>>1734466once again a post that wouldn’t make sense if it was about ross, since she couldn’t have experienced anything “repeatedly” in awhile.
what i wanna know is, by repeated behavior, does she mean what jared did to heidi and now he’s done it to her? because that would be maybe a little reflective, despite how late it is.
No. 1734879
File: 1672500233112.jpeg (243.77 KB, 828x1476, 71834022-C89A-4F64-8947-C739A3…)
How much do you want to bet he’s fishing for more “You’re so hot!” comments.
No. 1735774
File: 1672650661950.jpg (148.92 KB, 828x1233, gross_worm.jpg)
>>1735606Why is he so weirdly glossy?
No. 1735782
File: 1672651679251.png (555.18 KB, 2880x2160, curse_of_the_worm_wallpaper.pn…)
>>1735775Here's a nice wallpaper for you.
No. 1735784
>>1735778I'm surprised he's even playing it, considering the game is rather testosterone fueled and he has cultivated his absolute lack of manlyness as a general missunderstanding of the final fantasy 90s bishonen trope into some "I'm a androgynous sephiroth / cloud strife" cope.
But maybe he realized most girls these days prefer RGG to final fantasy and tries to hook into that.
No. 1736272
>>1735773Yeah, he clearly thinks he’s as hot as the egirls that he’s trying to emulate ugh.
>>1735784I’m guessing that the RPG’s he’s been playing hasn’t been bringing in the views so he needs to try something else. Joke’s on him though, him playing the Yakuza games isn’t the major event that he seems to think it is.
No. 1736460
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>>1736060Here you go.
I like the red version more tbh, because all I'm doing there is to crank up contrast and turn down brightness, so it's all natura wormdick.
turning him blue takes off some off the gross natural edge he has, its almost too artistic and takes away from how incredibly repulsive he is IRL.
No. 1736923
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The correct answer to this question.
No. 1737114
>>1736923This fucking guy is so mentally ill with his constant narcissism: Not even vloggers who'se entire job revolves around talking about themselves are this narcissistic.
Meanwhile this sperg who only got propelled into "fame" by being a nerd who talks about gameboy shit at the right time on youtube thinks it's all about him, when people just looked for someone to validate their childhood nostalgia with 50 minute reviews.
No. 1737178
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Made it into the new banners! Unless I've just missed it by RNG before now.
No. 1737795
File: 1672931591603.jpeg (1.42 MB, 1360x1753, AFA57306-063B-4148-A73A-D9363A…)
The pictures of raerae were so popular because everyone was laughing at how pathetic it was for him to be lusting after this girl who looks like his ex and is pretty clearly not that close to him.
No. 1737809
>>1737795Hopefully the fact that none of his awful outfits made it to the top will teach him nobody thinks he looks good that way.
He looks borderline human in that suit and tie, though.
No. 1737833
>>1737795He had to tag her like the creepy fucking moid he is.
He is that beta nice guy everyone knew from college and highschool who would keep on tagging you on old photos to get your attention.
"If she sees this old photo of us she will maybe finally realize WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER ALL ALONG"
No. 1738432
File: 1672980017603.jpeg (222.51 KB, 828x1291, 1F69DC28-E195-49F2-88F7-88C078…)
So how much filtering do we think he did to his face here?
No. 1738605
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Do we know what Heauxlly is talking about here? I thought she was still getting D&D gigs, or is there something else going on?
No. 1738682
File: 1673019765632.png (176.53 KB, 828x925, so_invested.png)
>>1738432Another one for the pile.
No. 1738697
>>1738605Long story short, for over two decades D&D has had an "open gaming license" that basically allows 3rd party content and even completely new games to be built upon its architecture. Other popular systems like Pathfinder and 13th Age are built from the OGL.
But now with the advent of One D&D, Wizards of the Coast is also updating its OGL and nulling the old one, putting a whole bunch of restrictions into it that really punch any third-party creator that helped this game flourish back into popularity square in the fnards.
This is her saying "Yep I know WOTC is trying to monetize this brand even harder but I still have a soft spot for old settings and lore", basically.
No. 1738885
>>1738682NIGHTMARES.
>>1738697Thanks for the explanation
nonny. I’m not in the D&D sphere at all, so I had no idea what the current angst is there.
No. 1739121
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…I don’t even know what he’s doing anymore. Wormdick is either extremely bored or just extremely boring.
No. 1739128
>>1739121I vote both. Says a lot that
Holly of all people has more personality than him.
No. 1739173
File: 1673097928960.png (1.01 MB, 1498x1679, progeria.png)
>>1739121He's trapped in his narcissism-spiral.
He expected young e-girl pussy to flood over him now that he's single again, but turns out there's a limit of where e-fame can take you these days when you're a washed up, ugly nerd weakling. Doesn't seem to register properly with him though, so he's doublig down on putting himself out there, instead of interesting content.
It's hair raising how much his idea of what makes for interesting content mirrors that of some talentless full of herself teenage girl who uploads tiktoks and selfies all day.
No. 1739174
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>>1739121Who over the age of 5 calls a blanket a "blankie"? I know he's trying to be cute… but in his case its not cutsey but sounds like something some leatherface-type mentally stunted psycho from a horror movie would say.
It puts the lotion in the blankie or else it gets the hose again.
No. 1739247
>>1739174Someone who’s pushing 40 who’s so delusional about his appearance that he thinks he can lure in barely 18 egirls, that’s who.
>>1739194He’s claimed that he’s pansexual, but in reality he’s only interested in people who have vaginas.
No. 1739360
>>1739198Yeah, it seems like he mentally regressed a ton or developed cwc-style autism.
He moved into that expensive seattle suburbs expecting to live a crazy sexual bachelor life, pulling lots of e-girl pussy.
Instead he seems to mutate into a delusional manchild who runs around outside in his hot topic pajamas and filming himself playing in the snow or making literal baby treats for himself while doing the male duckface thing with the raised eyebrows into the camera constantly.
So weird.
No. 1739399
>>1739128I have a weird feeling too that she wasn't the one who ended the relationship. she describes it so much as "im sad, i had a breakup" which is normal, but she never describes it in a way that sounds like "I had to make a hard decision recently" or "it was for the better." She comes off like the dumpee.
Like i can totally see Projared thinking he can continue on as some hot bachelor so he got cocky and dumped holly.
No. 1739440
>>1739360Yeah, he definitely seems like he’s regressed back to when he was married and was running the SinJared blog. Back when his efame had a little more clout and he could be a sexpest with wild abandon. I mean, he’s under the delusion that his YouTube channel isn’t doing as well due to the algorithm not favoring him. It can’t be because his videos aren’t interesting and that the sex scandal hurt his reputation, nope. Gotta be the algorithm.
>>1739399Oh yeah, she basically said that he up and left her. Which tracks with past issues when he was married. I imagine that they had their problems, and when Heauxlly would try to bring them up, Wormdick would just exit the situation because that’s what he’s been known to do. He just runs away from his problems and ignores them, like an ostrich burying its head in the sand.
Come to think of it, he does remind me of an ostrich with those bulging eyes of his.
No. 1739504
>>1739121>>1739174Le epic poncho mode blankie ecks dee
Shut up, Earthworm Jim's sex pest brother. These posts make him like he's trying to groom kids on the internet in 2012.
No. 1739551
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>>1739418>it’s sad because jared actually looked like an attractive, cute nerdy guyNo. Even in his "prime" he was ugly as fuck, off-putting and creepy. Guess some people just mistake e-fame for attraction.
No. 1739559
File: 1673150148698.jpg (28.91 KB, 482x496, smug_worm.JPG)
>>1739454>Now he looks smug in all his pics, like he's doing everyone a favour with these crappy timer selfies.Spot on lmao.
What's he even doing?
This isn't videogames at all, it's just some retard pervert prancing around in his bedroom in yoga pants, barely hiding his autogynephilia wormcock boner and a security blanket.
Maybe it's some strategy where he thinks when he acts like a teenager teenage girls will flock to him?
No. 1739567
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>>1739560Good one,
nonnie.
No. 1739710
File: 1673178422566.jpg (137.18 KB, 624x669, IMG_20230108_064553.jpg)
>>1739560Or just women with taste kek. As a degenerate who even likes some skinny white nerds, Jared really is bottom tier. Maybe his personality came off better on screen prior to the divorce? Sometimes girls can be swayed by a guy who appears non threatening. The Heidi situation pretty much destroyed that aspect of his though
>>1738432His "invested" look looks more like a guy faking being scared. Also if you look at his eyes and mouth separately you can tell how fake the emotion is. He literally just opened his mouth then opened his eyes real wide into Sanpaku Eyes like an actual sociopath imitating emotions. (picrel related, not based in perfect science but it's amusing nonetheless)
No. 1741927
>>1739561speculating that if he is lurking here like some nonnas have said, he'd probably find some way to use any slightly approving comment on his appearance to feed his ego
>>1739676why does he like wearing all these weirdly cut shirts. i don't understand it.
No. 1743959
>>1743949Also she did a lot of complaining about haters, saying how much she doesn't care about them, basic bitch shit like 2023 is going to be her year, opening up her chat and daring the trolls to come insult her, saying she's coming out of a great darkness or recent depression and hinted it was because of Jared leaving her, saying she's going to stream all the time now because she's over her trauma, complaining about the things she hates like video game music as it
triggers her trauma (besides Baldur's Gate and Planescape)…so basically the same shit she's been repeating over and over ad nauseum for the past four years. You didn't miss anything.
No. 1744135
>>1744078She wanted background music for her stream so she weirdly put on 1920s big band music. I think people questioned wtf she was listening to and she went on this long rant about how she hates lofi because it's overdone, she gets mad when she hears it and she can't get any work done, it makes her want to commit a murder (her words). Anyway, she then said that she can't listen to video game music either because it reminds her of "the bad times" and specifically mentioned chiptunes.
She's just super neurotic about basically everything and that's why I enjoy watching her solo live streams. She's so nervous streaming and has nothing to talk about, and she ends up blurting out her fears and things that make her uncomfortable. It's really funny and weird.
No. 1745303
File: 1673777963012.png (8.32 MB, 2048x1536, FPDJ38YVsAES9V1.png)
The projared discord server is filled with asexual neets who spend all day talking about Persona. Everyone is walking on eggshells because people take offense over the pettiest difference of opinion. Recently the mods had to referee several discussions over whether modern JRPG's are good or what is a metroidvania.
I noticed that the wife of SadOldMagician left the server and the old projared2 server. I'm pretty sure that she's a friend of Holly since they went on a hiking trip with her. picrel.
https://twitter.com/SadOldMagician/status/1508927849666818049?cxt=HHwWgsCt8c745PApAAAAAnother interesting thing is that the trolls discovered that Projared was having this birthday card that was going to be read on stream. It was in a channel on the discord server, a lot of trolls swarmed it at once and filled it up with pictures of his nudes as well as pictures of Heidi. The moderator ChibiAcer was saying that the authorities had been contacted and the trolls had better been hiding behind a VPN.
I think it's insane that Projareds previous behaviour has just been swept under the rug. Minors shouldn't be allowed in his discord server, he's definitely creeping in the DM's of young women.
No. 1745342
File: 1673782045504.jpg (170.77 KB, 1114x1009, 1.JPG)
Something else that I find very strange about the discord server is that if anyone is having a bad day or is going through something unpleasant a moderator will immediately step in and tell them to stop "trauma dumping".
I went to find a few instances of it and it turns out that the moderators have been deleting the logs to hide their tracks. I did catch this completely tonedeaf performance from pedojared.
No. 1745346
File: 1673782453107.jpg (97.86 KB, 1046x699, 2.JPG)
>>1745342In this screenshot someone preempts a moderator bringing up the "no trauma dumping" and then the moderator acts like they're a
victim. The conversation that was happening prior to this screenshot was about breakups.
It leaves a sour taste in my mouth. It's like paedojared wants to build a community without the community and just twitch subscriptions and donos. Give me your money but don't expect anything in return. Purely extractionary and milquetoast.
Jared only found success because he was consistent and started early. He is completely untalented. I recently tried to watch his review of Final Fantasy VI which according to him is Squares magnum opus, the best JRPG ever made and the game that taught him things about himself.
He can barely string sentences together and is completely mush mouthed. Despite being at the YouTube game for over a decade there are teenagers that make better content with a couple of months of experience.
No. 1745347
>>1745346Fucking hell, an entire discord of Stepford Smilers.
Also, someone calls themselves Aspergian in there?
Kheeeeeeeeeeee-raaaist.
No. 1745348
>>1745347Stepford smilers perfectly describes the situation and I'm stealing that. You'll notice that whenever there is an altercation within the discord someone will then say something innocuous to move the conversation on like "soooooo, who likes puppies". It's super unnerving and unhealthy.
It's like sitting around the dinner table eating with your family while your mother is sobbing with a black eye and your father is trying to make casual conversation like nothing happened.
It would be one thing if it only happened one time but I've seen it OVER and OVER again. I'll hunt for some examples.
No. 1745352
File: 1673783444489.jpg (160.75 KB, 1111x828, 1.JPG)
Found some more stuff about trauma dumping that hasn't been deleted, one of which featuring Geraldo Guacamole who I assume will now employ the Nuremburg Defence now that she stands with Holly.
No. 1745369
>>1745352"No trauma dumping"
Holly immediately banned from the server
No. 1745550
>>1745352Is that RaiRai the same as the Australian Heidi? And what’s the point of the Discord if you can’t just talk about random shit? What a stifling environment.
Not shocking that Wormdick is still courting young girls, I guess the nickname of ProPedo is still applicable after all. It makes sense with all the stuff he’s recently posted, like him making Puppy Chow and calling a blanket a blankie. He’s clearly trying to cater to a younger crowd. God, he’s still so fucking gross and it’s disgusting that people defend his behaviors and work for him.
No. 1746008
>>1745966Any topic of conversation that isn't family friendly is immediately nixed. People will call the mods if they even catch a whiff that someone might tangentially break a rule in the future. It's very weird, you'd have to be if you spend all day watching Projared and think that he makes good content.
The most prolific people in the server have tens of thousands of posts, they're spending their life in that server. It's mind boggling.
No. 1746010
File: 1673867777310.jpg (62.29 KB, 596x754, anemic ferret.JPG)
It sickens me that this anemic ferret had a tumblr where he solicited nudes from his audience. He creeps me out.
Do you remember that reddit post about how he arranged to fuck a fan at a convention? He met up with the fan, fucked her and then left her there, she said that she felt used. She was told at the time that Jared and Heidi were in an open relationship and that it didn't matter.
He wants to be the king of the autists and enacts the law of Prima Noctis on all of his moderators. SOM probably let him fuck his fat wife who is just a more rotund version of Holly.
No. 1746160
>>1746008Yeah, it’s pretty wild that he even has a following since his content is boring as fuck. There have been other people in the past who have come out to complain about his discord, but they’d always get shooed away by people like SoM and get convinced to delete their complaints from social media. The defense of this milquetoast worm is pretty gross.
>>1746010I think the fan fucking may have been posted on tumblr as well? If I remember correctly, the fan went to Heidi (or she approached the fan) and the posts were taken down so that she could use the evidence provided to her in their divorce case. And I’m glad that I’m not the only one who thinks that SoM let the worm fuck his wife too kek.
No. 1748335
File: 1674157877577.jpeg (153.64 KB, 828x1097, 3C831955-12BA-4343-AC29-F7FC40…)
what possessed him to post this
No. 1748494
File: 1674172016600.jpeg (42.3 KB, 828x374, 45A43EB4-5699-4DDF-8B36-F8880A…)
>>1748335I dunno, but it’s gross as hell. He’s probably trying to lure in the barely 18 crowd again. This reply cracked me up.
No. 1748985
File: 1674236503889.png (86.74 KB, 630x178, redemptionarc.png)
Zero offers "miss you boo" chapter begins?
No. 1749626
>>1748335What's he trying to convey with those photos of being a depressed sofa/bed blobfish?
It's insane how this guy lives in a really expensive suburb but his lifestyle is trailer trash type squalor.
No. 1749821
File: 1674348728088.jpg (49.82 KB, 750x500, 295683599.jpg)
>>1749666You can even see a plushie in the top right corner. LOL
But his bed doesn't even look comfortable nor luxurious.
Not with those ugly-ass wall-mart pillows.
He really should've though this through some more and used the money to buy a luxurious home out in the boonies instead.
He literally fails to qualify for a single "interesting 40 something bachelor" quality that might attract young women who want a daddy-scrote.
Either offer screw the rules type comfyness and adventure or wealth and security.
He looks like a desperate and broke divorced 40 year old guy from accounting.
No. 1749899
>>1749821Oh god, I didn’t even notice the plushie. Ew ew ew.
But yeah, with all the money he’s spending on rent you’d think he would have bought a house somewhere even if he had to move away from the city. He doesn’t have a job associated with WotC anymore, so there’s no reason for him to live near Seattle. He literally has nothing to show for himself being almost 40 except for his game collection and whatever cheap furniture he bought to furnish the home that he doesn’t even own. Along with his cardboard personality, he’s got nothing going for him.
No. 1750192
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Holly is inviting people to come and talk about how Jared most likely got tired of her not being an uwu gamer egirl then dipped kek
No. 1750276
File: 1674414200914.jpg (475.61 KB, 2000x1314, 6867c5c80a5f6838cd66f302d7206d…)
>>1749915Upwards of some levels of income a furnished appartment and a hotel room basically look the same.
If you're looking to be a "sugar daddy" you better have a bachelor pad looking like this. Don't care if your housekeeper drapes the bedsheets to look like that or you call in your interior decorator before every date.
But a 40 year old guy looking like a human earthworm, warpped up in a zelda blanket on grey, dusty-looking walmart pillows is not a appetizing image for any younger woman looking for a older guy.
No. 1750284
>>1749899His curtains are also ugly as sin.
If he bough that expensive appartment only to furnish it with the cheapest looking shit he can find he's really something else.
If he's renting furnished there's only so much he can do, makes it even more pathetic though to spend your whole day holed-up in a ugly furnished appartment with the drapes pulled shut and jumping around playing poncho with your polyesther blankets.
Also where the fuck did he even get those ugly as sin glossy fake lace drapes?
>>1739121>>1739174I dont even think you can get ugly curtains and drapes like that in wallmart or target, he must've bought them on aliexpress or wish.
No. 1750481
File: 1674445715444.jpeg (285.1 KB, 828x1137, 1AAA2A27-2227-4123-AFD1-E6194D…)
At least he did us all the favor of covering up most of his face with his Zelda blankie.
No. 1750643
>>1750481So pathetic than seeing this aging fully grown scrote degrade mentally to the point where all he posts is photos of himself on his ugly bed, probably in payamas (not that his causal wear looks different)wrapped in kiddy blankets.
Something about this all seems really off-putting, like he lost control of his life.
No. 1751148
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He’s live on IG right now, who’s gonna go in and spy kek.
No. 1751177
>>1751148I caught a bit of his stream.
>was talking about staying relevant and asking for video ideas>begging fans to request conventions to book him lolThings are looking bleak.
No. 1751370
>>1751177Big kek. Thanks for hopping in there
nonnie. He knows his relevancy is dying fast, but yet he thinks he has enough for cons to want to pay for this worm to host a panel? This guy is delusional with a capital D. He’s really scared he might have to get a job someday, isn’t he.
No. 1751415
File: 1674571200228.png (260.17 KB, 359x641, garfield.png)
Is he trying to reel in children?
No. 1752320
>>1750983He's dollar store Bateman. At least that guy had the money to substitute taste with luxury.
>>1751177Wow. What a fucking loser.
No. 1752575
File: 1674710484944.jpeg (175.85 KB, 828x1316, 70D69E15-52A7-4B08-A599-761791…)
Come on Jared, your ex-wife has always been into forestcore and fantasy stuff, you can’t tell me you don’t know what a nymph is. For context, in his latest IG reel he says that he went to a thrift store and bought a VCR and this was the tape that was left in it. I’m guessing he’ll probably watch it on stream to react to it or something equally as lame.
No. 1752582
File: 1674711352601.jpeg (45.69 KB, 640x496, 4F1BF9CC-F194-4449-BA1C-800341…)
>>1752575this is such a poor attempt to try to generate interest in some random thing. he could have easily googled what it is. also kek that someone in the comments said what it was anyway despite him saying not to look it up or spoil.
No. 1752614
>>1752575What's he buying a VCR for?
Is he trying to horn in on the So Bad It's Good movie reviewer scene since his boring ass gaming content isn't generating views?
No. 1752707
File: 1674734298526.png (214.27 KB, 1080x1088, ragnymph.png)
>>1752582On one hand, no Jared, it's not a porno lol. On the other hand, the comment acts like there's no sexual theme at all which isn't true either.
No. 1752799
>>1752582These comments made me laugh too. He was trying to hype it up with NO SPOILERS and someone already spoiled it in the comments. Kek.
>>1752594He was probably secretly hoping it was a porno so that he could start watching it on stream and once it started getting spicy he’d have to shut it off. Then cue the DM conversations he’d undoubtedly have trying to lure people into private viewing sessions, yuck.
No. 1753396
>>1744135>"She hates lofi because it's overdone"Well yeah,
nonnie. How tf can she be "not like the other girls" if EVERYONE (read: terminally online people) is into lofi too?
>>1745303If dude didn't want his dick to be all over the internet, he should probably not have sent his dick shots to anyone who asked - Isn't that what his stans were shouting at those who felt the SinJared blog took advantage of them?
No. 1753930
File: 1674844788422.jpeg (121.49 KB, 828x1159, 05074E9C-88DC-4056-A889-55AEE7…)
Maybe the realization that he really is becoming irrelevant is keeping him up at night?
No. 1756310
File: 1675054816414.jpeg (305.34 KB, 828x1163, 8B52AB19-DECE-4E64-913C-6B8C9B…)
Anyone have any idea what this might all be about? I saw that she’s back in CA, but that’s all I know.
No. 1756398
File: 1675067510845.jpg (202.81 KB, 540x960, Screenshot_20230130-032828_Ins…)
Of course Holly immediately starts with the woe is me suicide bait right after announcing her "traumatic weekend"
No. 1757065
>>1751962i think what this
nonnie meant was a lot of his retro games were actually heidi's, so even his brand is half because of her
No. 1757182
File: 1675150243523.jpeg (317.73 KB, 828x1438, 59D63EE7-959F-478D-8D8B-E603B9…)
Amazing, he left the house.
No. 1757914
>>1757757He legit might be losing his mind.
Does he think people used to follow him to get a lukewarm lifelog of his boring-ass boomer retirement life activities around some boring far off gated community?
Hashtag lake.
Also hillarious how he tags this as seattle like he's living in the city and not as far outside as humanly possible so he doesnt have to encounter any darkies.
No. 1758166
>>1757443that's what I'm thinking. her "trauma" was probably having a meeting with him and his lawyers about defamation, and probably her old LA friends wanting nothing to do with her after what she said about Ross. inb4 "Ross is basically r
*ing me again by making me go through this!!!!"
if she never follows up on the LA trip then we know it's the Ross situation, no way she is stupid enough to help his case by talking more about her fake allegation BS
No. 1759440
>>1757182this and some of his other uncanny looking instagram posts deserve to be part of the collage
>>1735782>>1757414>>1757757i agree, it's so weird. who does he even think these posts appeal to? he seems desperate to make his mundane activities sound interesting but it screams sad and out of touch. the only thing entertaining about this is how he's trying to clutch at straws after losing almost everybody's respect and interest.
No. 1759539
File: 1675374920850.png (121.68 KB, 920x1448, haunted_worm.png)
>>1759440Gotcha covered.
His newest video was good material.
No. 1760238
File: 1675448960583.jpeg (133.13 KB, 828x1318, 4B1EEC2B-C3A2-4261-A217-C5F3AE…)
His hair is disappearing fast.
No. 1760566
File: 1675472999476.jpeg (154.59 KB, 828x1254, 78C06A38-DA0B-42A1-B942-0D62F3…)
The worm is clearly desperate for attention wtf.
No. 1760815
>>1760761This is perfect
nonnie.
No. 1760835
>>1760761he looks extremely dead in the eyes holy hell. i vote for the entire pic as next thread pic, but also with the darkened creepy filter and bright red (and/or blue) hue like the others. i could try to do it, but i don't like the idea of saving this guy's face so whoever's doing these edits i commend you kek.
as much as the collage makes me laugh, i'm wondering if we should keep adding more of the worm being a creep and see how many we have by the next major blowup of drama (or even by the end of the year?)
No. 1760849
>>1756398Well, it has been five minutes since she reminded everyone how sad and mentally ill she is.
>>1756444Nonnie jesus. Warn a bitch before hitting us with gems like that.
No. 1760851
>>1757443oh my god that would be perfect. As it turns out, you can't just publicly accuse your ex of being a rapist without it biting you in the ass, heauxlly
>>1758269I don't know - rape allegations are a big one, they might not play around with C&D on something that big.
No. 1760860
File: 1675509808192.jpeg (195.22 KB, 1363x2048, 60F63F62-9080-428C-8FE6-9E6913…)
>>1760761>>1760835i gave in and tried my hand at making it worse kek. sorry nonnas, it's not the best quality.
No. 1760861
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>>1760566he captioned the actual post with the same damn thing. these aren't the top comments but spotted these on the post. wonder if the second comment will get deleted because almost every other comment is positive kek.
No. 1760893
File: 1675513393477.gif (1.22 MB, 228x128, duck-laugh.gif)
>>1760761Thanks for making my stupid joke a reality
nonnie No. 1760974
>>1760915Make him say this:
“ So I (M18) I like dressing as a girl, wearing things like high socks, skirts and chockers. My pigeon on the other hand is very masculine, he is fit, plays football and is always surrounded by chicks. Yesterday it was his birthday and he invited me to a party he was having with his friends and family, so I decided to go there wearing a blue shirt, a pink skirt, white high socks and a pink and blue hoodie. As soon ad I arrived I noticed that pretty much everyone was drunk, so much so that my pigeon was flying around, revealing his massive pigeon wings which made all the girls at the party clap like they were in some sort of theater. And then he saw me, "Oh, hi there human, stole that outfit from your sister?" he asked, mocking me for dressing in a feminine way. "Actually, I only stole the skirt from my sister." I simply replyed, used to my pigeon begin an asshole, before leaving the room and heading into the kitchen. There I met some of my pigeon's friends, they were drunk and immediatly mistaken me for a girl, surrounding me and starting to flirt with me before offering me some alcohol. I didn't want to be rude so I took it and drank some of it, needless to say that before I knew it I was drunk as shit, kissing one of the guys that were flirting with me as the others watched. At that moment my pigeon flied in and stared at me kissing his friend like a little slut. "The hell are you two doing? He is a human!" He shouted as he grabbed my arm and dragged me away from his friend, who just pointed out how I was still hotter than 99% of the chicks at the party. Another few hours passed and soon me and my pigeon found ourselfs alone, everyone else got home and a couple of his friends gave me theyr numbers. "The hell were you doing with my friend? You shouldn't have kissed him! Now all the girls will know that my cousin is a useless human!" He shouted, to which I simply replyed "They did enjoy it tho.". "Mh, doubt, you wouldn't be able to turn anyone on." My pigeon replyed, which caused me to sit look at him to let out a grin as I slowly touched his wings as I asked him if he was sure about it. Now, in my defense, I was really drunk and horny, I probably wouldn't have done that if I was sober, but whatever. He asked what the hell I was doing and asked me to stop, but I could see the boner forming under his feathers. "Awh, I turned you on!" I jokingly exclaimed as I looked down at my pigeon's legs. "Stop it, that's not funny…" He just mumbled as he blushed, trying to hide his massive boner. But I was just too horny, I grabbed his pants feathers and took them out of the way, causing his massive bird dick to come out pointing straight at my face. "No!" He screamed, but I just asked him to shut up before starting to lick the top of his penis, kissing it as he looked down at me. At that point he couldn't take it anymore, he grabbed my head with his strong masculine wings and forced his entire dick down my throat, moving my head like if it was a mere toy. At first I had trouble breathing, but soon I got used to it, moaning softly as my useless boypussy face was begin fucked by my own pigeon, and Jesus Christ did I absolutelly loved it. "Take this you stupid bitch!" My pigeon then groaned as he came in my mouth, his delicius sperm running down my throat as I tried to breath. After a while he let my head go, getting up without saying anything and closing himself in his bedroom. Am I the asshole for doing this?”
No. 1761837
File: 1675642696036.jpg (17.83 KB, 410x410, 1563573609345.jpg)
I used to send nudes to Jared and even I think you need help wtf?!
No. 1762347
File: 1675703628973.png (138.34 KB, 828x1254, puts_the_lotion_on_the_snes.pn…)
>>1760860Good job girl! Glad someone else started to join the effort!
If you need some pointers on how to make great wormdick jumpscare faces - I personally like to dial up the contrast and dial down the brightness to really get those nasty protruding ridges in the open.
No. 1762596
File: 1675734893612.png (58.27 KB, 567x440, worm_sign.png)
>>1762574Wow, just realized I shooped the photo with the wrong sign in the background. lmao
Have this one too.
No. 1762769
File: 1675751312297.jpeg (366.3 KB, 1363x2048, 941C1D6B-86C5-4308-BCF7-431929…)
>>1762596nonna you are a godsend, thank you. i had some time just now so i shooped that into the full image and thought about adding some glowing eyes. again, my edits aren't the best quality, i'm doing this on a phone kek
No. 1762771
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>>1762596>>1762769also did this one in case the story format wasn't preferred
No. 1764448
File: 1675961052580.png (2.74 MB, 960x2079, F35C3733-0952-4A67-8AA0-4893DC…)
For shoop nonnie
No. 1765405
File: 1676078731298.png (47.4 KB, 960x2079, curse_of_the_worm.png)
>>1764448Wow, great material.
If I wasn't so busy I'd animate a gif with his jumpscare visage slowly emerging from the shadows and then going fullscreen.
No. 1765733
File: 1676128366118.jpeg (218.39 KB, 828x1424, 9E81A067-FD5F-4091-9F53-9579C0…)
The worm fishing for compliments again wearing the same fucking turtleneck that he’s worn in so many past pics over the years. And still wearing that dumb etsy keep fucking going bracelet.
No. 1765911
>>1765733He made his brand with videogames, why does he think his utterly terrible dweeb fashion sense is something people follow him for?
He's constantly wearing some of the most unfashionable shit possible and fancies himself some fashionista.
Like what kinda weenie wears some basic-ass wallmart turtleneck and goes "hey ladies am I hot OR WHAT?"
Like not only are the sleeves too short for his lanky-ass body the fabric looks like cheap walmart pajamas cotton blend polyester shit and because he bought it in S it makes his weird body look even more malnourished. Like his head is way too large for his body.
No. 1765912
>>1765733#brownhair
Who tags their shit like this?
No. 1765966
File: 1676148761159.jpg (129.9 KB, 827x801, IMG_1929.jpg)
Anyone else notice how he labels his twitch streams… jfc.
No. 1766018
File: 1676153917113.png (22.95 KB, 876x99, 2023-02-11_17h18_32.png)
>>1765966It's even more pathetic.
Muscles? On that twig of a twerp?
No. 1766111
File: 1676164102605.png (53.21 KB, 265x619, sailor_worm.png)
>>1766068Everyone here has seen his "male model" arc he's going through on instagram and the "call me pretty" begging he's been doing lately.
If anything adding a bit confusion if he's being ironic or real with his tags by putting something like "muscular" in the mix puts it into "haha just kidding - unless" territory, which is on brand for him.
No. 1766115
File: 1676164406155.jpg (55.06 KB, 576x879, 3b0.jpg)
>>1766068A classic jared joke from the same humoristic mastermind who brought you "yaoi dick".
No. 1766165
File: 1676168955559.png (3.21 MB, 828x1792, 6E596BA1-5A1D-4347-B068-FCDEB7…)
>>1766115This tracks with how he seems to think that he’s an uwu anime boyo. But ugh, that whole conversation is so cringe. Nice cleave? Seriously? Who the fuck says that?
No. 1766244
File: 1676179364239.jpeg (397.82 KB, 960x1853, 065BA47F-10F7-4FD2-B39F-9C45F9…)
Is this his attempt of hopping on the y2k train?
No. 1766280
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>>1760238Oh my god, imagine how much scarier he'll look when he goes bald. jesus
No. 1766494
>>1766317I've seen "gamers" in his age range that at least seem to care about fiddling around with the stuff, either restoring old machines, or building arcade machines for their Pac-Man computer etc.
This guy just likes to own stuff but there seems to be a inability to go a level beyond what he did as a teenager. That's why his content is him playing the same 30 year old final fantasy games he played as a teenager over and over. Rather than go to Japan and find rare final fantasy merch or books from the 80s, etc or try to interview the creators, etc.
It's kind of revolting how shallow and surface level his "interest" in his supposed hobby is.
Guess his "hobby" is "projared" that's why the only thing he seems passionate about is talking about himself and doing more selfies than your average teenage girl.
No. 1766563
>>1766542Well guess I prefer autistic men then.
Laying on your bed, wrapped in your zelda blanket while desperately asking the internet if you're pretty while you play some gameboy game you played since you were 8 is infinitely more pathetic than every man who got proactive interests other than being a passive couch potato.
No. 1766567
File: 1676222170093.png (173.3 KB, 891x1356, haunted.png)
>>1766280You've been
#haunted
No. 1766570
File: 1676222386185.png (117.12 KB, 828x1792, gross_and_greasy.png)
>>1766165Video screenshots from when he can't put a snow filter over his mug to hide all the blemishes really bring out the best texture to turn him into a gross jumpscare.
No. 1766677
>>1766567Adding the Nintendo propedo sign under "haunted by" would be so good
I also love the thought of adding little sparkles around the propedo sign but there might not be space for that
No. 1766752
>>1766570omg this came out perfectly scary
nonnie. It helped that his face was already all greasy and sweaty kek.
No. 1766763
File: 1676240424569.png (72.31 KB, 714x737, gloss_worm.png)
>>1766752Glad everyone is enjoying those.
I feel like he's a untapped treasure trove of creepypasta jumpscare images.
No. 1766879
>>1766820Renting a $4k appartment in a retirement community when you're self employed is utter lunacy.
That can't be real, he's not that stupid, is he?
No. 1766954
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>>1766879Seems like he is that stupid. $3500 and not $4K but close enough.
>>1766823Nope, according to the YouTube income thing online, he’s been making just under $1K a month the past several months. Pretty sure most of his income is going to his exorbitant rent and alimony payments if he still has them.
No. 1766965
>>1766954That's just Youtube ad revenue.
He also makes money off Twitch, and sponsorship deals.
No. 1767133
>>1766954So he's probably burning through his savings?
Weird guy
No. 1767171
>>1766965Yeah but he’s likely not making a crazy amount of money there either. Which explains why when he does travel, he either only goes to places within driving distance or that are short (cheap) flights. And why he still shows off the same tired clothes he’s been wearing for years kek. And why he’s been begging his followers to put in a good name for him at cons to invite him.
>>1767133Yeah, seems like he most likely is. Spending $3.5k a month at his age and not investing it in
property is not smart. That’s just money being thrown away.
No. 1767224
>>1767171This is down to him not admitting he's fallen off and NEEDING to live in seattle to keep up appearances even though he's a midwestern hick originally.
So now he's paying $40k per year just to live in some ultra remote seattle retirement community, confined to his ugly bedroom, warpped into walmart novelty blankets and taking pouty face selfies with curled up eyebrows just to live the illusion that he's still somehow "in with the entertainment industry", even though that ship has long sailed.
No. 1767300
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>>1767036What's the deal with the alimony situation btw?
Wasn't there also stuff about him trying to lift his ex-wives videogaem collection or some shit?
No. 1767543
>>1767534It’s not, but I’m guessing it’s hard to garnish wages if the money is coming from places like Twitch and YouTube. Maybe this is another reason why Wormdick doesn’t own property, because if he really is avoiding alimony payments, they can’t have enforce a lien if he doesn’t own anything. Either way, what a scumbag, he needs to just pay up and get over it.
>>1767300omg this picture is truly terrifying!
No. 1767647
>>1767486>>1767543None of this is true. Washington is a no-fault state and alimony is typically determined by the length of the marriage. Every 5 years of marriage is worth about one year of alimony, and they were married for just under 5 years. Any alimony she got is long gone. There's no evidence of anything else.
If Jared owed Heidi money, she would tweet about it. Or there would be some kind of civil record. But there's nothing.
No. 1768391
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Ew, no.
No. 1768602
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>>1768391In what parallel universe is that a enticing proposition?
No. 1768611
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>>1768602>>1768541>>1768391wOulD yoU lIkE to LaY on ThE CaRpeT?
No. 1768660
>>1768602Maybe if I was a 10 year old playing on my SNES, but I’m an adult now. There are couches and chairs, I don’t need to be laying on my floor. This seriously gives off Saturday morning cartoons energy.
>>1768611Oh my god.
No. 1769083
>>1768705They're all great.
My favourite jared jumpscare is this one
>>1768602because the carpet pick-up line is so utterly odd and weird and his blank stare paired with the hint of a duckface makes it so repulsive.
No. 1769085
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>>1768705i agree with this. i did the edits with the terrible laser eye additions, here's one with the laser eyes removed and some tweaks. thanks for the other editing nonnas' advice and contributions, it's kinda funny being part of this whole thing.
No. 1769113
>>1769085Great work!
This is so disgustingly unhinged looking. lmao
No. 1769169
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I had this idea a couple days ago and then forgot until now. It might be a little much though lol.
No. 1769179
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No. 1769232
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>>1769231The comments though kek.
No. 1769278
>>1769179I thought 'have I been under rating turtlenecks'
>>1765733 would be the limits of high laughter. Nope.
No. 1769300
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>>1769179This guy can't go a day without uttering something utterly baffling and strange in his attempts to appear hip, youthful and fashionable.
Like he's some mutated worm person still learning how to appear human.
No. 1769310
>>1769179low budget 50s/60s sci-fi henchman couture
>>1769301KEK the resemblance is actually uncanny
No. 1769317
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>>1769179Worst part is that socklike polyester-cotton material his ugly wish.com top is made of.
What he'd want to look into is spandex and there's TONS of choices in gay fashion when it comes to cutouts, net-shirts, etc, but normal synthetic cotton-mix fabrics aren't tense enough to make a cut like that work.
He probably thinks he looks like pic related with his new clown shirt.
No. 1769518
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>>1769233This hidden comment though kek.
>>1769317Yeah I really think this is what he thought he was going to look like. Anyone notice that some of the stuff he says and does he tries to have a subtle sexual tone to it? Like the dumb legs in the bathtub pic or the “let’s lay on the carpet” together comment. He probably thought that this new pic would launch all the hot young egirls into his DM’s but he just looks like a moron.
No. 1769631
>>1769518He's also trapped in this 90s mentality where unkempt 90s weeaboo fujos in the west wanted to "glomp" bishonen androgynous men and jrocker.
If he wants the egirl crowd he better start lifting and get face tattoos or some shit.
No. 1769750
>>1769179>there just aren't many designs out therethen get off your lazy ass and actually make something instead of buying weirdly cut clothes off wish, posing in these pointless pics and tagging them as #mensfashion. at least then you can claim your weird creations as uniquely yours and you can finally have a hobby instead of posting a bunch of photos doing nothing.
>>1769232>usually got some good dripkek the others were good???
>>1769300this edit plus the edited caption highlighting cutouts makes it seem even more unhinged kek, good job anon
>>1769301>>1769310oh my lord, you're right. if i had the time i'd try to shop him onto harold.
>>1769518kek at picrel and also, you're right. always being a sexpest. as if his whole schtick now is (poorly) trying to get girls after losing both heidi and holly.
No. 1770478
>>1766244What really bothers me about this one is that he's implying that his body is falling apart because he played DDR once 20 years ago.
It's more probable that he's got chronic pain in his knees and this mangled medieval dungeon prisoner body precisely because he didnt keep playing stuff like DDR and avoided movement in general.
(sage your shit) No. 1770575
>>1770495Holly isn't even that ugly when she styles and colors her hair in a way that fits her face shape and distracts from her lazy eye. If she wasn't such a self victimizing narc she'd be considered pretty cute for a woman her age who still runs in geek circles.
Jared is never going to find another woman his age. At least, not a woman his age that he thinks is hot. Sad for all his future
victims but we'll probably see ProPedo play out again soon.
No. 1770596
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>>1769179idk why he's pretending to be into men's fashion. nobody tell him rick owens exists
No. 1770861
>>1770478Exactly. The dude looks like he’s never set foot into a gym his whole life.
>>1770575Sadly you’re probably right. If he’s really trying to focus on egirls as his next target, they’re at least 10-15 years younger in age than him. Ick.
>>1770653His face is weird as fuck for sure. He tries so hard it comes off as looking super unnatural.
No. 1771625
>>1765733>"All the comments come pouring out"This is the most teenage "I'm so fucking ugly someone pls tell me Im not ugly jk yes I ammmm stooop" shit that I have ever seen.
>>1766823>"a couple thousand a month"His apartment alone probably runs anywhere from $1000-1500. Add on monthly utilities (not even factoring in "fun money") and that "couple thousand" in YouTube money is already done and gone.
No. 1771628
>>1767224That's the part I can't get over. He's from the midwest (Wisconsin, I think). There's not a singular thing that he's doing in Seattle right now that he couldn't also be doing in Wisconsin, which has a significantly lower cost of living and has the snow that he was losing his fucking mind over a few weeks back.
>>1767738>"Anyone here get in?"No, because it's not milky anymore. She's shut up and moved on - The only reason anyone even gave a fuck about heauxlly's private was because she's a fucking idiot that was using it to talk about the drama again.
No. 1771731
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>>1771628>She's shut up and moved onHeidi hasn't moved on, but she stopped talking publicly about it. Probably why she got a private account in the first place, so she can keep her private life out of the public eye.
No. 1771816
>>1771625His apartment is $3500 a month just in rent. Then factor in utilities and all the other stuff and he’s spending a good chunk of his money in just living expenses. We also don’t know how much money he’s had to give to Heidi from the divorce and what debt he might have had prior to all of that. It really seems like he’s just pissing his money away.
>>1771628Exactly. His ties to the PNW are probably pretty limited now. His relationship with Holly is over and even SoM has seemingly picked her over him, his job with WoTC is over, so why does he stick around in such a high cost of living area? He can stream and make videos anywhere in the US. The anons that speculate that he’s doing well money wise, I don’t think someone who outright asks his followers to donate games to his collection, and who begs them to put in a good name for him to cons so that they’ll have him as a guest is doing so hot with cash.
No. 1772299
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This one is just absolutely bonkers to me considering how much Holly has used social media to slander people.
No. 1772504
>>1772299People will talk about respecting their bodies and be all holistic and then get a shit tattoo like this.
The drama thing she retweeted is from the veronicaandjelly fallout, right?
Looks like her personal drama is being eclipsed by the newgrounds clique relationship desasters.
No. 1772664
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Looks like Holly is back on her anti cancel culture crusade again.
No. 1772712
>>1772299Ah yes, the great "rules for thee, not for me" that Heauxlly is a pro for.
>>1772664
>"a person who is truly well…..humiliation rituals"Do you mean like releasing private sexts between a then husband and wife to embarass the wife for speaking out - or about lowering your standards so deeply that ProDick is seen as a win to you? Both humiliating for YOU, heauxlly.
No. 1773688
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>>1772964Yeah, it was in her likes. So not as big a deal as a retweet. There was also this one. If this is true, then what was the whole thing where Holly, who promotes herself as a mental health ally, called Heidi unfixable and said she has BPD? Anyway, yeah, just more of the same.
No. 1773721
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Unrelated, but I saw this woman named Gina Gershon who looks weirdly similar to Holly and also apparently has the same type of awful takes defending alleged predators. This is her defending Woody Allen.
No. 1774606
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He must have been so pressed to put this reel out about his teeth that he didn’t notice that this faint red X keeps popping up throughout the entire video kek. Guess he could only afford to straighten his top teeth.
No. 1774721
>>1772664does she realize that the reason why anyone would still hold her past against her is because she keeps referring to it without taking any actual steps to apologize or make amends with those she hurt??? pretending to be self aware does her no favors.
for me there's always something that wards me off from people who constantly share shit regarding toxicity and mental health if they've recently been
toxic themselves and unfortunately, i also personally know people who do the same thing. like they're trying overly hard to prove they're good people and in the right. you can spot it a mile away.
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>>1774606Had a giggle at these comments on his reel
No. 1775034
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>>1774606shop nonna I did my best
No. 1775139
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I'll have you anons know I installed GIMP on my dinosaur of a laptop for this lol
No. 1775237
>>1774615That’d be hilarious if it was a filter fail.
>>1774995omg these comments.
>>1775139lmao thank you for your service
nonnie. This one is great.
No. 1775536
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Fuck no, no one’s thirsty for this sex pest creep.
No. 1776411
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>>1775536I figured out what his posting style reminds me of.
That weird-ass cursed potato knishes video.
No. 1778730
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Ah yes, Wormdick clearly still thinks he’s some sort of anime bishounen. Also, who the fuck wants to be reminded of THAT picture?
No. 1778751
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>>1778747Seems like it is AI.
No. 1778841
>>1776736Last thing I heard about him was he reached out to one of girls to apologize and say how he's going to therapy and working on fixing his marriage.
After that he got disowned by Rooster Teeth and his Twitch channel got banned.
No. 1778928
>>1778827Oh yeah, every time I look at the pic I see something that just doesn’t look right. AI for sure.
>>1778841Nice. Now if only Twitch would ban other sex pest accounts as well.
No. 1779516
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When sex pest creeps are clamoring for attention. Aww, poor thing.
No. 1779578
>>1779516"I have to remind people that I exist"
Or maybe they don't care about you as a friend and only ever thought of you as a colleague before you ruined your career and that's why they never message first?
No. 1779620
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>>1779516This wouldn't be an issue if he actually made stuff people would wanna see for reasons other than to photoshop him when he's doing marketing for adult braces.
No. 1779704
>>1779578Yeah he can’t be surprised at how many people might have dipped out of being acquaintances or friends with him after his creeper ways were revealed. Being the narc he is, I wouldn’t be surprised if he expects people to reach out to him unprompted, but he only reciprocates if he needs or wants something.
>>1779620lmao exactly. People have got to be getting tired of watching him play the same games over and over and his wannabe fashion aspirations.
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>>1779704Considering he's still the FIRST name that pops when people talk about sex pests with NSFW spaces for their fans, maybe he should focus on reminding fewer people that he still exists.
About a third of the comments on this vaguetweet thread from January are bringing Projared up specifically, and not one "buh he did nothing wrong" among them.
No. 1780402
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Sometimes I don’t even know what he’s trying to accomplish with these pathetic suggestive jokes
No. 1780572
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>>1779516Looks like this person knows he exists kek.
>>1780535Ugh yeah, very true. ProDick doing the usual ProDick things.
No. 1780663
>>1780402you know what, i'm glad most people don't seem to care for his poor desperate attempt to convince people that he has any charisma or an attractive personality, but he also comes off extremely delusional about how he really comes across to the public, like he's oh so quirky and relatable and surely he'll snatch up a cute waifu soon! (not)
he has nothing to appeal to anyone outside what little fanbase he has remaining, and to anyone with common sense they would see this for the embarrassing little tragedy it is.
No. 1780733
>>1780402So pathetic to see how his main mission in life seems to be to desperately beg for sexual attention.
He entirely forgot that the girls he groomed on his Tumblr were starstruck, but now he's not nearly as popular anymore as he used to.
Like maybe work at bettering yourself or make actual content first, before trying to fall into those habits again?
Pretty sure it would be easy as fuck to catfish him now.
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>>1780676What’s wrong with the box? It’s just a cute thing for kids. Jared’s the one who added all the filth to it
No. 1780898
>>1780733If he gets catfished now it’s his own damn fault kek. But yeah his MO just seems to be who he can get lure into bed ew.
>>1780807Right? Fuck him for always needing to add some sort of sexual innuendo to everything. I guess that’s all he’s got nowadays.
No. 1782058
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No.
Note the subtle lift of his shirt at the bottom. Yuck.
No. 1782070
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>>1782058wow that legit made me gag when I noticed it.
Also his fashion sense is so fucking bad. How you can be 40 and dress like a 15 year old boy first time shopping "cool" kingdom hearts outfits without mom?
No. 1782822
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Who’s gassing this nigga up? He has no business posting shit like this
No. 1782983
>>1782822He looks 50 years old his hair is thinning and he’s like fluffing it up
And what is this ensemble? Looks like he’s caught in a ball of yarn
No. 1782990
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>>1782983His sense of what's "fashionable" is still rooted in 90s fujoshi manga.
There's also this screencap where he tried to flirt up some underage girl, bragging about his "yaoi hands" or some shit.
He's entirely stuck on his 90s anime club aesthetics without realizing things have moved on a lot since then.
No. 1783003
>>1782983Yeah you can really see the gray hairs puffing out at the front kek. I don’t think he realizes how bad the angle is.
>>1782990Oh yeah didn’t he say something about yaoi hands and his yaoi dick? Gross. He really is stuck in time somewhere 20 years ago.
No. 1783014
>>1782058He needs to find a new way to style his hair because he is very much thinning right down the middle front.
Heidi used to dress and style him outside of his videos. He is desperately trying to mimic her effortless layering and mix match style but she actually knows what she is doing and he is nothing but a colorblind, inept, sad scrote in rags.
No. 1783070
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>>1782822This is some straight up Lovecraftian shit
No. 1783239
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>>1783229Nah, it’s still in his stories along with this. I doubt anyone is waiting with bated breath to see what this scrote has been writing. Also he needs to clean off his damn keyboard.
No. 1783260
>>1783239LMAO he legit sits down with his tablet and bluetooth keyboard at starbucks in hopes someone recognizes him or some art-girl starts befriending him?
Man, he probably sits down in his local coffee shop in his GARRISH clown outfit and thinks any second now the artsy goth chicks will come running.
(sage your shit) No. 1783294
>>1783266lmao you’re so right
nonnie, it’s literally around the corner from his house.
>>1783260He probably does and is shocked pikachu face when the girls aren’t falling all over him in his ridiculous outfits.
No. 1783402
>>1783264that's exactly where he is, you can see the logo on the cup. kek
>>1783266>>1783294He's not doing a very good job not doxing himself. Especially after his shit attempt at censoring out the street sign in his god awful snow dance clip he posted. Maybe he is hoping some fangirl will wander through.
No. 1783533
>>1783239i know this is weird and nitpicky to point out, but why on earth did he decide to bother letting everyone know what he was drinking and the amount
>16 Oz vanilla latteas if he thinks that his followers are
that intrigued about what he's doing in his life to the point that they care about what boring beverage he's drinking? it's just a standard coffee, seeing a coffee mug in anyone's stories at a random cafe doesn't make me care about what it is because they all just look the same. could be different if it was some special drink.
No. 1783544
>>1783402>>1783294Both the coffee shop and the lake are right next to his home. So this guy's entire life radius for the last 2 years has been what? 20 yards?
20 yards in a retirement community full of grandpas and grandmas and weird gay uncles.
If he wants to find young women to date, maybe don't move to a place where there are no young women (other than the ones visiting their grandparents)
His life is full of utterly baffling choices.
If the house he's living in isn't some investment he made at some point when he was still earning and he isn't just trying to be frugal but actually paying rent there then he's really the biggest clown.
No. 1783615
>>1783560He better own it. Spending that kind of rent for something that far off any urban center while all he does is stay inside and go to the coffee shop around the corner is too stupid even for the pedoworm.
He basically spent more than 60k already just to roll himself up in a blanket with the shutters closed.
No. 1783772
>>1783754Just looked it up in the king county parcel viewer.
It's listed as Condominium(Residential) under "current use" as opposed as "apartment" if it was rented out. So there's a chance it's owned by a fan and he's just lodging there or it's really owned by him (probably still paying it off as some kind of retirement home he planned on moving to way later in his life)
No. 1783886
>>1783542honestly, he really does and it shows in how he words his awkward ass, unnecessarily wordy captions and how he poses in photos. like he doesn't know how to function as a normal human being. as another anon said earlier his choices are baffling, i'd even go so far to say that many of them are downright stupid. i don't know what he was like before the cheating scandal broke, but it looks like he's fallen extremely far. i'd say heidi, and even holly (as annoying as she is with her
victim complex) dodged a bullet.
No. 1783966
>>1783842>He really is pissing away $3500 a month in rent to live in a retirement community.This is insane to me.
And why of all places Issaquah? It's expensive. It's full of retired microsoft engineers and it has nothing to offer to a bachelor in his late 30s.
No. 1783968
>>1783886>unnecessarily wordy captionsThat's another good observation!
It always reads like some of mice and men simpleton bullshit when he in elaborate detail explains how he went outside and ate a carrot or some dumb shit or writes a huge cringe essay over fashion while he has his sweater on inside-out and looks aloof into the distance.
No. 1784505
>>1765733The guy's writing style just screams "habitual or pathologic liar". For some reason weirdo liar-scrotes have this tendency to overexplain really odd and mundane details.
Shit like "all the compliments come pouring out", his mom probably told him once a turtleneck looks good on him 30 years ago.
No. 1784998
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These comments on Twitter cracked me up.
>>1784505Probably kek. I mean who tf is telling this weirdo worm that he looks good in anything? Anything to keep his ego pumped up I guess.
No. 1785022
>>1784998Probably realized this shit-tier content was an algo killer for his main channel.
Still shocking he gets 5 digit views on the latest ones. Makes me wonder if views still count if people click off as soon as they see his Innsmouthy mug.
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>>1785110Lol he must because he started out putting his face in the thumbnail and then recently stopped. The difference in views is hilarious
No. 1785194
>>1785131Oh wow that is a good find
nonnie. Soon he’ll become one of those streamers who never turns on the facecam because he loses viewers when he does kek. Too bad for him the internet never forgets.
No. 1785425
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>>1785131You COULD make the excuse that this was the channel's early days before the algo boosted them (PervJerd has a Community post on his channel bragging about how YT will give him an algo boost for being a "rising creator")
BUT the one time he snuck his ugly fishmug back in there, it's the lowest viewed vid out of all his latest ones.
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I really want to know what face he thought he was making for these thumbnails because it just looks pained and mildly constipated. Maybe best not to try imitating YouTubers putting a reaction shot of their face in thumbnails when you can't even fake an exaggerated emotion or look
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>>1785425Wait so this mf’er really uploaded the same video two months later after his alrgorithm boost and still got the least amount of views of any of his recent stuff? Fucking lol
No. 1785807
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Yeah I think I’ll pass.
No. 1785808
>>1785504to be honest with most youtubers the reaction faces in thumbnails are annoying and cringy, but jared’s attempts are especially bad. he looks more dead in the eyes than most.
>>1785597kek is he really so out of it to not notice that at all?
No. 1786053
>>1785807Why is anyone watching this aging moid play ancient games?
By now everyone mustve either played the game or watched another streamer finish it.
No. 1787191
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Yeah, no.
No. 1787296
>>1787245PervJared.
Or maybe PervJerd.
No. 1787315
>>1787201*still a sex pest
I have no doubts that he’s still trying to figure out a way to solicit his fans but without tanking his career for good.
No. 1787670
>>1787315I don't know how he could. What remains of his fans are annoyed by his thirst posting and fishing for compliments. Most people still remember his scandal and even if they didn't it just takes a quick google search to learn about him.
I think his career has already sank, or at least his public image has. He's not invited to cons, nobody wants to collab with him, no one cares.
No. 1788026
>>1787811Yeah, that’s the guy. But yeah you’re right, they’re not the same situations so it’s kind of annoying. I guess a lot of people swept the sex pest stuff under the rug like ProWorm did.
>>1788018I can definitely see this, he’s hoping all those e-thots will be sliding into his DM’s for sure.
No. 1788184
>>1787664Holly will lose it. She already has a deep savior complex - that’s why she rescues pigeons- trash birds that no one likes- well Holly will save them! Unfortunately there is no way she can properly care for the 50+ birds she has (plus illegal birds she shouldn’t have) in her hoard. She’s a hoarder.
When Jared moves on- without ever even having claimed her - she will lose it. She wants so badly to project this image of “I’m good and everyone else is bad”. But girl- you is the
toxic trash.
No. 1788200
>>1788184>>1788018I think thats wishful thinking on your part.
She probably fucked him because he looks like a human pigeon and was available, but the chance of her finding a fuckboy is a lot higher than scrotejared finding ass that he would publically flaunt ever again.
Like that train has moved on. He'll find some weirdo cat ladies and 30 something e-stalkers, but if on the height of his fame the best he was able to pull was holly you can imagine how dreary his chances are now.
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Is this supposed to be appealing? Hey guys, join me in this game I have to play so that I get money for it. Like no fucking thanks. I guess for the losers who actually like PedoWorm it might be exciting, but it sounds more like a bad consolation prize to me.
No. 1788335
>>1788212He really writes like a brain slug has taken over.
"Fellow hoomons join me for some fun advertisement"
No. 1788401
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Just found out Holly's old cat Orph that Ross kept in the divorce passed
No. 1788495
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Ah yes, Holly being Holly again. Crying over the “drama” that she helped cause.
No. 1788882
>>1788613fr she's like "I wish the circumstances were different" like she's the
victim for them not letting her see Orph as if she didn't falsely accuse him of rape a few months ago
Anyway RIP Orph, I'm glad you got to spend a few years away from the pigeon horde
No. 1789028
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>>1787100Late to the convo but you're right, Heidi isn't moving on and still tweets somewhat regularly about the divorce and drama around it. We rag on Holly for not letting the drama go but Heidi won't drop it either. They both need to take this to their respective therapists if they're still dragging it out four years later.
No. 1789054
>>1788731>>1788793I'm sorry she has a what
The person who helped groom and gaslight minors into having sex with PervJared is keeping a kid in her basement that's unrelated to her? Does she have no one in her life to say "hey thats a bad fucking idea"?
No. 1789133
>>1789054It was mentioned a while back, but apparently Holly has invited this kid who's a runaway to stay at her house. Also real quick she wasn't helping Jared groom fans, but she did ignore a fan when they told her about Jared's inappropriate behavior.
I do fully believe it's a bad idea, especially if she's now calling this kid she may not know too well her "nephew". I could imagine it getting bad if the family wants their kid back or the two of them getting into arguments.
No. 1789178
>>1789133Yeah, she was sure quick to push aside the fact that ProDick was using the facade of a body positive nudes blog for jerk off material from his fans. She was real desperate for that mushroom dick.
Her having someone’s kid living in her basement is definitely weird, apparently since I believe she knows the mom? The whole situation sounds sus as hell.
No. 1789255
>>1789028The difference between Heidi and Holly is that Heidi is a
victim of circumstance, while Holly caused her own downfall. One has a right to feel hurt and carry trauma, the other is laughable because her situation is the result of action and consequence. However you are right in that they both indeed need therapy.
No. 1789468
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>>1789257Even weirder when you see the photos from him modeling the sweater tbh. Is Holly grooming teens now too or is he just a young looking 20-something?
No. 1789497
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>>1789468He looks young because he's actually a FTM. She's 18 so still a teenager, but at the very least Holly probably isn't going take advantage of the girl sexually herself since Holly only dates men despite trying her hardest to be queer (this would be the worst way for Holly to prove me wrong though).
No. 1789505
>>1788719Whoops you
triggered Holly. She came here and read your comment and tweeted out about how people are “hate watching her streams still”. Yep. Be glad Holly- if we weren’t hate watching- you wouldn’t have any viewers.
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No. 1789512
>>1789133>>1789054we have no reason to suspect anything inappropriate is happening. i'd believe a lot of bad stuff about holly, but her being a predator isn't one of them
emotional vampire, on the other hand……but–hypothetically–having a troubled teenager living with her is exactly the kind of thing where
if anything ever did come out you'd look like a real idiot for not being suspicious in retrospect. her most recent ex preyed on teens. not that women should be judged based on their dating history, but
yikes.
No. 1789515
>>1789497Should've known from the eyes, but the chest was surprising. Still mega creepy that this 36 yo woman is adopting some 18yo TIF and calling her "nephew".
>>1789512Honestly wondering if this is Holly subconsciously continuing the cycle of emotional incest that she's accused her mother of.
No. 1789565
>>1789511>>1789505Honestly, can't blame her for looking into this thread to get some break-up relief from people shitting on wormdick.
She's not been very milky recently and jared on the other hand gives off so much material simply by existing.
No. 1789569
>>1789520Exactly, she’s always going to have haters, there have probably been people hate watching silently and not necessarily even from lc or kf. She needs to get over it.
>>1789565I guess she thought she was safe to lurk here since Wormdick gives a lot to talk about? Kek.
>>1789512Yeah. It’s so strange to me that literally right after the Worm left, this kid moved right in. I guess she was that desperate to not have an empty house? I dunno.
No. 1789570
>>1789569If Holly gets over it, she won't be able to act like a
victim anymore for sympathy/pity and that's her defining character trait. She'll be a 40 year old woman still crying about bullies on the internet because she never mentally matured past her teenage years. That's why her current bestie is an 18 year old. They're at the same maturity level.
No. 1789596
>>1789570To be fair that's a lot of 30 and 40 something women I knew growing up that you're describing there.
A lot of the moms of friends during highschool were alcoholic single moms who wouldn't shut up about how they were jilted by some scrote years ago and let their daughters know it.
With incels being so incredibly loud and whinny (+ trooning out) it kinda shifted the focus from how fucking
toxic hateful 40 something alcoholic women are and how much of a untreated psycho epidemic it is.
Like I hardly know any girl who came out of a relationship like that undamaged.
And the women in question were all stuck mentally during their peak years (be it being the prom queen or being really popular in college before they fell off). So it's hardly a holly thing or unique.
If anything her doing art and taking in another fucked up person might be some form of therapy.
No. 1789810
>>1789511>just to make things up about mewhen is she going to realize she's doing this to herself? she can honestly just stop talking about a years old scandal that people only still talk about because she's insistent on rehashing the past, genuinely take a break from the internet and maybe hopefully grow as a normal person aside from making "being a
victim" her entire personality
>>1789520you're right because holly shouldn't be vicitimizing herself forever. it's just miserable for her and everyone around her
No. 1789833
>>1789565I can, its absolutely not the kind of thing a therapist - who I still suspect she isn't actually seeing - would condone her doing since it disrupted her mental health so badly in the past that she went on a grippysocks vacation.
But why would she do anything to actually improve her mental state when she can just continually spiral
No. 1790074
>>1789914It just goes to show that he has no ideas of his own and that he really is just a boring person. I feel like he was doing something similar with some other smaller Twitch streamers as well.
>>1789596>If anything her doing art and taking in another fucked up person might be some form of therapy.I guess she moved on from taking in all those pigeons to straight up people now lmao. It hasn’t worked for her yet.
No. 1791259
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Holly's fans are such karens. "Can we report this review?" Really? Holly admitted she screwed up the order. It makes me side eye Holly that she didn't flat out tell this person, "no, do not report my customers. This was my mistake." It's evidence of how manipulative she is and how she plays the victim over things that are clearly her fault. Really not a good look for her but she doesn't care because she manipulated someone into pity buying two pins from her store.
No. 1791471
>>1791259Holly’s got plenty of good reviews, she’s acting like that one review is going to tank her Etsy store wtf. She fucked up, she needs to just move on from it and do better in the future. But it wouldn’t be Holly if she didn’t act like some sort of
victim about the entire situation.
No. 1791830
>>1791259Hm I’m gonna go out on a limb and say the 1 star review is because after all that they still didn’t get the pin that they paid for. Nowhere does she say she sent them the right pin kek. I’m guessing they wanted the pin more than their $10 back, hence why they paid $10 for the pin in the first place. Not rocket science, Holly
>>1791471Etsy’s retarded about punishing sellers for any review that isn’t five stars, so that one review actually could end up taking her store if her sales end up slowing. In order to have star seller status you have to have a 95% positive rating in the past 3 months with your store’s eligibility being re-evaluated on the first of every month. Doesn’t matter how many total reviews you have. So that one star will hurt
No. 1791980
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There's a long back and forth between Holly and this person, and this part made me laugh pretty hard
No. 1791981
>>1791980I mean, the person isn’t wrong! I love that Holly thinks they came from LC kek. No Holly, not everyone that disagrees with you is from here.
>>1791830Yeah, she may have refunded their money but I didn’t see anything about her sending them the correct item either. Clearly the person wanted what they originally ordered.
No. 1792125
>>1792120What’d she say
nonny?
No. 1792136
>>1792125Ross wanted to fuck some other girl, so basically their relationship was open, Jared left her, some guy at a con she respected touched her inappropriately.
There was other stuff, but I was in and out.
Also, her and the basement kid were laughing about stalking lolcow, so there’s that I guess
No. 1792200
>>1792192Thanks
nonny. I wish she would commit to her accusations and name names. I don't want to support whoever touched her if this is a bigger developer who makes popular games
No. 1792216
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Holly loves to whine about being cancelled and losing opportunities so why is she, a two-time sex pest apologist (Jared AND Koebel) invited on a charity stream raising funds for rape victims?
No. 1792252
>>1792200Agreed, I wish she'd actually have a tiny bit of spine on all these accusations. Her saying them and then dirty deleting with no proof just makes it look like she's lying or exaggerating for attention/
victim points. She hurts her own case and all people who stand up against SA when she's this wishy-washy about it.
No. 1792381
>>1792252>>1792200Exactly. The hypocrisy of her actions juxtaposed with
>>1792216 is really something else. I've never seen someone love misery and pity so much.
No. 1792549
>>1792136Would confirm my theory that Ross was just a proto Jared and is better at hiding it.
He has those same weirdo pervert vibes to him, is kinda ugly and scrotes worship him for some reason. (Same with Jared)
No. 1792550
>>1792545Probably the only interesting and exciting thing going on in her life rn.
>>1792216Good cause is a good cause. Wouldn't shit on her for that. It's a bit weird though how the majority of hosts are male.
No. 1792997
>>1792565>it would help Holly a lot if she got a full time job and spent more time around working adults her own age.I feel like this is argument often made by hikikomori, school kids or the unemployed who fantasize about having a job.
Mentally ill people like holly do not get more stable in a job.
Have you ever worked in an office setting with mentally ill women?
At home in her basement painting owls holly is only bothering people seeking her out to get upset over her, in a actual workplace she might be a liability for other people.
Also you write like a scrote.
No. 1793134
>>1792997Kek holly isn't at the level of mental illness where her only option is to be housebound. This is a person who is more than capable of working: she travels around the world for cons, she's been on a tv show, worked customer service jobs, lived overseas for school, streamed to thousands of people. Her gg personality was much different than this current one and she didn't play up the anxious
victim shit until she started playing strix. Sorry but holly isn't sooooo special that she can't work or be around people
No. 1793143
>>1792997So suggesting that unemployed middle aged ppl stop hanging out with teenagers and get a job is scrote behavior? That's a stupid take, but I agree that Holly should stay in her basement painting owls to keep her from destroying other people's lives.
>>1793134Holly in the deleted vids with Ross is her true personality. Her anxious bird mom thing is an act. She could work if she wanted but she's rich and doesn't need to.
No. 1793221
>>1793161Then $10 pin was most likely because it ruins your etsy reputation. Frustrating thing about Holly is that she announces it, gets asspats then says "no worries it's fine" because it'll get lost in her positive reviews anyways. It's especially stupid because it was her mistake, but she's like "buuut I tried to make it riiight." Once again showing how she thinks she deserves no penalties for her mistakes. I personally wouldn't leave 1 star for a simple error, I get why someone would be annoyed at the person when you refund them and let them keep the product, but don't announce it to your followers. Just shows how some of these retards need to get off of social media. Tell a friend, complain to a real life person while having tea and don't immediately run to twitter where it comes off badly.
>>1793143Holly was more cynical and cranky when interacting with Ross and her gg persona? I can't really remember, but I remember she was well liked in comparison with Susie because she came off as real. Then again, I think it was Holly herself who was posting here.
No. 1793279
>>1793134>>1793143Right-wing incel scrotes spotted. This whole "why don't you get a job?!" trad-tard larp has the stench of neet incel dweeb.
Have either of you ever worked in a job with a mentally unwell catty coworker?
I wouldn't wish holly on any office or workplace and it is unironically for the best of society if she keeps doing whatever she does, even if it pisses you scrotes off, because it goes against whatever boomer worldview you have cultivated.
No. 1793316
>>1793279No one cares.
>>1793221I also thought Holly posted here back when the thread was about Susie. It makes sense why she became obsessive about lolcow since it turned on her. It's wild to me that she STILL posts and talks about cow the amount she does, almost like a narc injury
No. 1793400
>>1793249I'm taken aback by how demanding that is. "I don't get money back from taxes so I deserve yours!" She's been an obnoxious brat all this time, but this is a new level of bratty behavior.
>>1793279100% guarantee Holly would be that coworker starting drama between other coworkers just for her own narcissist entertainment. I've known people like that, I wouldn't wish that type of asshole on anyone.
No. 1793981
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and here i was thinking we might know peace. jared's back again, wondering if he's expecting people to be concerned or start asking him "oh no, what happened?"
No. 1794016
>>1793992>She was also cringe. She was so obsessed with using GG fame to propel herself forward. It was obnoxious that Suzy just inserted herself into Aaron's fame and she wasn't interesting or funny. It was especially shitty for women with gaming channels who WEREN'T just selling the image of "grrrrl gamur."oh yeah, this was definitely a part of why she was so disliked too. she was
so obnoxious about it as if she was special for doing it and didn't even seem to have that much passion about it compared to the girls who genuinely had an interest in it. at least she's calmed down now but that was definitely what she seemed to be like in the earlier days.
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>>1794150Or something like this. If it’s such a slog then why doesn’t he do something else? No one’s holding a gun to his head to keep on being a mediocre YouTube personality.
No. 1795060
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Read the room Wormdick. Absolutely no one has been asking for this.
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>>1795060i was curious to see what he got so i looked at the website and this looks similar to the seams of whatever shirt he bought. couldn't be fucked looking for the pants because you know it's just going to be some basic shit.
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kek at the contoured single pair of abs, but jesus everything about this screams awkward and uncomfortable.
No. 1795626
>>1795368Oh yeah you know Heidi made this for him. I find it interesting that he posted this considering the agenda he and Holly pushed that Heidi was some big abuser. I don’t think I’d want to bring up memories associated with someone who abused me.
>>1795524He sure is ugly as fuck. How the hell does someone get so gassed up that he really believes that he’s super hot?
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>>1795606well it’s a cosplay and that’s how the character looks though. is he not supposed to try to make himself look like the character? it even has the same shadow under the tits. not to wk, just seems like a nitpick
No. 1795651
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>>1795643>shadow under the titsAnon, please. That is because Sydney is really lean and has visible muscle definition.
If Jared actually worked out he wouldn't have to draw anything on. Instead he is built like a popsicle stick
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>>1795626>I don’t think I’d want to bring up memories associated with someone who abused me. Not defending ProDick posting that unflattering cringe, but to be completely fair…
No. 1795808
>>1795351I can't believe he spent that much on
>>1795060. It looks so cheap.
No. 1795813
>I wonder if Heidi is the reason for Jared's inflated ego
Imagine: you're a nerdy woman in your 20s, and you think you've found the one. this man is your funny valentine: he's not classically handsome by any stretch of the imagination, not charming or socially competent or impressive to your friends or family, but you're not dating him for the social status. when you look at him, all you can see is your own love for this sweet, shy guy who's been by your side through some of the happiest times of your life, playing video games and going to anime cons together. yeah, you do 90% of the housework… yeah, you cover a lot of bills and he stays up late on the computer when you want him to cuddle you in bed… sure, maybe he's "just not a holiday kind of guy" and you can't remember the last time he got you a gift. you don't even mind that he's never touched a gym in his life, because you're happy to have someone who appreciates YOUR beauty, and you're not that shallow anyway. but at the end of the day, you're just so happy to have a life partner by your side that you'd do anything for him. you pamper and baby him and treat him like your little princess, you make him little costumes and gas him up all the time, and you picture him thinking to himself, "I'm so lucky to have her, I love her so much." and then the culmination of your love and support is that the goblin thinks he's such a catch that he deserves a whole harem and he starts harvesting titty pics from weebs who are still in high school kek
disclaimer: not wking heidi, don't know anything about this besides jared's hideously ugly face and cheating and his hilarious sinjared tumblr
No. 1795898
>>1795813Spot on.
Going for ugly men because you think they wont cheat on you and will value you for who you are is almost always a bad choice, because ugly unfucked men turn into fucking monsters the moment they let the sexual attention get to their head. Then you get sex-begging, hystrionics, tantrums, stalking, revenge por, etc.
To be fair the same thing happens when butt-ugly chicks get some guy dating down to them, it also goes to their head.
>>1795858>>1795815Either into ugly nerds or ugly nerds themselves.
No. 1795901
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It's funny how the jared-holly drama basically absorbed all the milk egoratpor and game grumps could've given. They just kept their heads low and let jared and holly make fools of themselves.
No. 1795950
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>>1795924Jared should ask idubz to fill in the vacant slot in the new e-celeb boxing shit he started.
No. 1795987
>>1795881I don't think it's the description of the pretty girl/ugly guy dynamic, it's that
>>1795813 wrote a fantasy version of Heidi where she had next to no agency in her marriage. Plus some parts aren't true, i.e. saying Heidi was the one paying the bills. Jared was the one making money while they were married, that's why Heidi had to scramble to get her shop off the ground on short notice, Jared was going to leave her high and dry without a steady income to live on.
>>1795951IMO the problem I see with it is she has pictures of her abuser front and center of the page when she has other means of showing the costume, plus the "got to keep it in the divorce" part sounds unprofessional, almost smug in a way. IDK I don't think I would be showing my professional portfolio of my achievements and boldly talk about the drama filled divorce.
>>1795924It really bugs me that there's still fairly well known youtube people that still openly associate with him, like Peanut Butter Gamer and Space Hamster. They're complicit in Jared's abuse of Heidi and helping him keep a foot in the door as far as staying relevant on youtube goes. Unfortunately, none of them are being called out for supporting a known abuser since Jared did his little "I'm not guilty" video.
No. 1796028
>>1795987Wait SHE has that pic on HER page? I would've assumed it was something he put online.
Wow yeah that's weird
No. 1796050
>>1796028Yeah it's a bit weird since Heidi's said a few times that Jared's face
triggers her trauma responses, but she keeps his pics up on her site. I get that the costume is part of her portfolio and is made good enough to show off, but keeping her abuser's face on there along with the costume is weird to me.
No. 1796052
>>1796050I can see the "they get back together" arc coming.
She's absolutely the type to take this horrorclown back since she's the one who gassed him up in the first place.
As far as I know she was even cool with him sexting minors.
No. 1796248
>>1796109That's what I assume too. It would be a lot better/funnier if she blurred his face, but I don't think it's a suspicious move or implies anything like this
>>1796052 . I got the feeling that it was a taunt, like "look how good you used to have it".
>>1796184Please, for the sake of our eyes. At least he and holly were a looks match.
No. 1796515
>>1796248>"look how good you used to have it".It probably is. Shes a special kind of pick-me. I feel like everyone here always forgets there is women who stick with rapists, abusers and some even offer up their children to get some sex pest stay with them.
So her trying to lure wormdick back in might be rooted in that kinda psychology, where sure he's the world's ugliest man, he's a sex predator, he's a pervert and he has no skills outside of playing videogames, but he's HER sex pervert freak predator gamer goblin and it's a point of pride for her to get him back.
I've seen scenarios like that play out IRL, where other women tripped over themselves to get the shittiest possible moid back into their life to fuck it up a bit more the moment he became available again, even after years of claiming they're over him.
No. 1796715
>>1796602>Why would either of them WANT the other back though?Because people are retarded and interpersonal relationships aren't always 100% logical you retarded scrote. Way to give away you're male with your "facts and logic" approach to relationships.
>>1796633>"heidi hate"Facts. She gassed that gross worm up, she let him solicit nudes from underage kids and left his perversions run wild. The fact that her pet scrote turned on her is sad for her, but not unexpected.
No. 1796834
>>1796715>>1796750can we stop attacking and accusing other anons of being scrotes just because they disagree? i also don't think jared or heidi would want to take the other back but obviously that remains to be seen. i don't think it would be likely though.
>>1796633right? this was a relatively peaceful thread before.
No. 1796876
>>1796750Got that one wrong too, anon.
>>1796834Seems like it's one anon trying to start a bunch of infighting. Or they got caught up in this weird fantasy about Heidi and Jared getting back together, and now they're mad because nobody is giving their idea the time of day.
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The duality kek. I wonder if Wormdick will pay up just to keep his vanity checkmark.
No. 1797220
>>1796079Or you know, she could be like any person who's been through an extremely
toxic relationship and having trouble trusting again.
>>1795813Absolutely this. A tale as old as time. Women are taught to be less picky about looks and put up with a lot more shit for a lot longer partly due to socialization. Plus the bar for men is pretty low generally, sad to say. I think most straight women have been through this at least once in relationships.
No. 1797310
>>1796515Ayrt that is not what I was saying at all and you sound insane
>>1796876Agreed, the thread reeks and we know holly has her friends reading here so I'm willing to bet the shit-stirring is deliberate. I'm not saying she personally organized a psyop or anything lol but it is known we have lurkers itt so I wouldn't be surprised if that was the cause.
No. 1798344
>>1797367I agree. Not diminishing her experience, but every woman in their 30s has a scrote ex boyfriend trauma story. The point is that you're supposed to learn from it and find someone better.
By now she should have a Nigel paying her bills and treating her nice, or have an already moved-in butch gf and posting cakes they made together, but there's nothing.
No. 1798527
A few anons in here act like they'd be big, bad Stacies and cut off their longterm partner as soon as he suggested opening the relationship. In hindsight, that's the logical thing to do, but when you're married to someone you've been with for a while it's a lot more difficult to walk away. She was blind to his bullshit until he got outed as a sexpest who was selectively soliciting underage fans for pics. Heidi was gaslit by both ProPedo and Hoelly but tried to deal with things rationally/civilly while going through therapy, meanwhile Hoelly's making up some narrative in her head that Heidi's being "mean and abusive" to wormdick for starting to question him and catch on to his bullshit, which he gladly agreed with because it allowed him to deflect responsibility for going out of bounds as to how open they were going to be- unsurprisingly, Holly was just projecting about all the shit she had been doing to Ross, like a typical narcissist. If anything, Holly's the biggest pickme and has NO EXCUSE to not have seen what was going on because she consciously conspired to take Jared for herself, victim blamed, and enjoyed the ride, until the same shit happened to her, because apparently it only matters when she becomes a victim.
No. 1798580
>>1798527this. heidi certainly has her flaws and isn't perfect, but what gets me about holly is that she only seems to think of herself and what she wants while constantly operating under the guise that she's a
victim who cares deeply about mental health issues and her impact. she posts all those mental health infographics and quotes on her instagram stories while either a) not realizing how not self-aware she actually is in continuing to perpetuate her self-victimizing habits or b) she knows that she's been inconsiderate and is just trying to make everyone believe that "i'm not that terrible of a person, look how self-aware i appear to be and i'm definitely working on my mental health" while not actually working on it
No. 1799090
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>>1798419I'm in favor of making a seperate jared thread and one for the holly/heidi drama so whatever fans they have can tear each other's hairs out and I can laugh at jared and do photoshops of his ugly mug.
That being said - new fashion worm just dropped.
No. 1799342
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The worm posted this yesterday in a reel. He’s likely trying to be relatable to the younger crowd with this pic but I can’t help feel like it’s pretty tone deaf after the pedo allegations.
No. 1799581
>>1799342slight nitpick, he's trying way too hard and i think i can even spot it in his index fingernail – my nails can look like that (reddened center, curve of whitened skin in the top part of the nail bed) when i'm gripping anything too hard, but i don't know if that applies to everybody. all i'm sure of is that scrote seems tense and desperate to seem funny. probably holding up that roll up for 10 mins trying to get what he thinks is the perfect shot.
>>1799421yeah, to be honest it just seems like another one of his crappy attempts to be humorous. he's really not helping his case by talking stupid even though it's a joke.
No. 1799605
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>>1799581I dont get the joke, is what he's gripping there as if his life depended on it considered a old people candy?
I dont eat candy, I'm not in the sweets game.
That being said his eyes are so watery its like they are from those "just fuck my shit up fam" photoshops.
(lolcow.farm/info) No. 1799632
>>1799342this baby snack shit is why he looks so haggard and is greying heavily. i've literally never seen a man his age so thin
eat some protein and take a multivitamin, ProSkelly
No. 1799684
>>1799663That's just your poor taste in men sis.
That dude is not bangable under any metric.
No. 1799811
>>1799632He looks like he’s never lifted a weight or done a single push up his whole life.
>>1799663Bangable if your aesthetic is someone looking like they have a terminal illness I guess.
No. 1799959
File: 1680300025541.jpeg (Spoiler Image,136.87 KB, 828x1466, A86E4A40-8C74-4E3E-8B1C-721B73…)
That’s a fuck no from me.
No. 1799973
>>1799959Jesus what is
chilli pepper fire emoji about this it’s just horrifying and makes me feel uncomfortable to have witnessed.
No. 1799982
File: 1680302751104.png (Spoiler Image,550.04 KB, 1600x2000, Bitorez_Mendes.png)
>>1799959Immediately reminded me of this RE villain
No. 1800009
>>1799959Why is he wearing his pants lower than his underwear like a 90s teenager?
Why is everything about that pic so gross?
No. 1800139
>>1799605i don't either, all i know is his caption sounds stupid kek
>>1799684>That dude is not bangable under any metric.this, sorry other nonna but he looks perpetually ill
>>1799889fully agree.
>>1799959i hope the gay guys respond to this so he stops again like last time, because he clearly only wants attention from girls. thanks for spoilering, anon. that was horrifying
No. 1800529
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No. 1800531
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>>1800529It is an April Fool’s Day joke but it still makes me want to puke lol. After nearly wrecking his entire online career with the whole SinJared thing you’d think he wouldn’t joke about this sort of thing.
No. 1800610
>>1800531This feels very "April Fools! Unless???" to me
he is definitely testing the waters
No. 1800622
>>1800529>>1800531These are legit so disgusting I dont even need to color adjust them.
>>1800610This is absolutely what it is.
He's so pornsick he doesn't even realize normal people don't even joke about this kinda shit.
Like wow you're the 40 something pervert making youtube videos for kids who just cant fucking help himself and try and make everything about porn, sex or fucking. Like that's his actual personality other than "dude who talks about nintendo games" - "crass pervert who has a one-track mind that constantly revolves around sex and porn".
It's so fucking gross.
No. 1800636
>>1800529>>1800531gross. those links aren't real are they? i'm certainly not clicking on them but if some brave nonna has, let us know.
>>1800556>>1800565this is how it feels to me too. but hasn't he been teasing these even before april fools? that's what makes me think he's actually wanting to try it out, but wants to use april fools as something to fall back on should it backfire.
>>1800622he has too much confidence for being a mediocre guy with no charisma and a failing career. like honestly just quit this shit already jared.
No. 1800673
File: 1680387506341.jpeg (46.25 KB, 828x923, 56AD5494-CFD0-4834-8F07-130B9E…)
>>1800636They’re real unfortunately, they take you to this on his OF page.
No. 1800688
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>>1800673The confidence ugly males have in their own (nonexistent) desirability continues to astound me, literally looks like those little skinny aliens from MIB and he thinks! anyone clicking the link is genuinely thirsty for his wrinkly dry ass and not just checking it's a real page
No. 1800724
>>1800673so he really did sign up for onlyfans. how long are we willing to bet until this becomes an actual venture?
he could have just put a random link (a prank url, linked it to a charity so it'd at least be useful, or whatever) and titled that "onlyfans" on his story but no he had to go and create an actual onlyfans account for it. even if he had it created a long time ago already, it looks like he's planning something with it.
No. 1800779
>>1800673It’s actually hilarious knowing he wouldn’t be in this situation, posting an onlyfans as a “”joke”” if he didn’t fuck Holly and went through a normal divorce with Heidi if he was really that done with her.
He only has himself to blame for nobody wanting any of this from him. He was always ugly, but pre-divorce nobody gave a fuck about sinjared until the cheating drama came to light.
No. 1800802
>>1800724Everyone who's ever dated some pornsick scrote can attest to the fact how they will always try to ironically float pervert shit before becoming really gross and insistent or whinny about it.
Every single fucking time. Like they'll first try to make you let your guard down by constantly bringing it up in a jokey fashion and then at some point they'll get really pushy about it.
Examples: cuckolding shit, anything piss and shit or anal.
No. 1801019
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Wormdick is really bad at jokes. I don’t get it?
No. 1801392
>>1801019>>1800673>>1800529>>1800531He's clearly testing waters.
He's awkwardly joking around but it's the kinda weird humor that guys use to try to defuse situations where they let the mask slip.
Like the kinda dude who always ends up bringing bdsm or porn as a "joke" and tries to make it a "thing".
Or the "nice guy" male friend who sometimes gets a bit too much into sexually charged conversation "lol you should totally be a porn star" and then ends up sending a dick pic "while drunk".
Like if jared at least had the courage to take the plunge and turn into a full-time pervert instead of akwardly floating the idea and immediatley backpedalling.
It's clearly not a pure joke, because he talked about making an onlyfans while being dead serious all without april fools day a few months back and only stopped when he noticed it was a bunch of homos gassing him up and not the sex-starved teenage goth girls he hoped for.
Such a weird repulsive loser and exactly the kinda guy I'd imagine might snap at some point and just drag stalk some teenage cosplayer and drag her into the bushes.
No. 1801394
>>1801392>Like the kinda dude who always ends up bringing bdsm or porn as a "joke" and tries to make it a "thing".Or the guy who always "jokes" about "send nudes" and "mandatory, send nudes".
(the guy is ProJared)
No. 1801417
File: 1680494115387.jpg (127.15 KB, 1400x1050, projared.jpg)
>>1801394Oh yeah, I vaguely remember - that was his thing too, right?
Guess there's already precedent for him trying to float his pervert shit as "jokes" until it turns out it wasnt a joke and he goes all straight faced with dick hanging out "huh, I never mentioned it was a joke. I was being serious the entire time" so it will end up being the exact fucking thing when he goes "due to popular demand I'm really making my onlyfans now - any girls wanna help me out?"
No. 1801421
>>1801392Yeah that’s the vibe I’ve been getting from the whole thing too. He claims it’s a joke but you know he’s also subtlety putting “but what if?” out there too. Hoping he’ll garner some interest other than from the gay moids. As a joke it’s pretty gross and in bad taste considering the nudes blog and all that. I dunno why or how he thought it would be funny.
>>1801394>>1801417Yep yep. This will be the next chapter I’m sure.
No. 1801810
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He seriously does not look well, that filter is not helping him at all.
No. 1801842
>>1801810he really likes reusing his hashtag mensfashion pieces that he likes to "model" on his stories and posts huh.
>>1782058 get the feeling this man doesn't even have a full wardrobe. or it's just full of unflattering clothes he loves to show off for some reason.
No. 1801971
File: 1680580595094.jpg (446.54 KB, 1536x2048, dfWQ_p6FRGHOnMcPOrhf2AV0HI1SQy…)
Anyone kind of blame Heidi and Holly for making him look decent in photos and outfits to make him think he really is some kind of good looking guy?
>"You look really good here, babe. You should go into modeling"
-Holly, at some point
No. 1802313
File: 1680638501989.jpg (37.93 KB, 828x1468, worm.jpg)
>>1801810All the beauty filters he applies just make tje results from adjusting the contrast even more repulsive.
No. 1802382
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>>1801971Oh I do put the blame on them for sure. They pumped up his ego so much to where he believes he’s a 10/10 when he’s more like a 3.
>>1802313Here’s another one for you
nonnie.
No. 1802431
>>1801810>>1801971the difference between his hairline in these pics is incredible, aren't they only a few years apart?
being fed and housed by Holly was really doing a lot for him. excited to see his rapid progression into elderly worm
No. 1802497
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No. 1802507
>>1801971Heidi and Holly were so proud of him for some reason. Holly especially because she "won" him. Heidi dressed him well and gave him and his surroundings personality. You usually notice women who change themselves to get into their moids interests, but in the end, the substance and style always come from the woman. Holly's styling was kind of shitty with some of those sweaters, but at least he wasn't taking gross selfies in a closet and buying personality-less clothes.
>>1799090 This is a fucking mess. He's too skinny to be tucking in his shirt and looks sloppy with those jeans that are two sizes too big, the colors look terrible with his salmon colored skin, and the style of jacket doesn't go with jeans/tshirt. I don't know, maybe on a good looking dude that isn't a woman's size 00 it wouldn't look as autistic.
No. 1802542
>>1802503I'm amazed on how everything has to come back to how good looking he is. I mean, the screenshot of his stream tagged 'handsome' and 'muscles' were delusional enough but he could have wrote anything yet has to make it about how hot he thinks he is.
It wouldn't surprise me if he get caught again being a sexpest, and if that were to every happen he's not gonna have the support he did before.
No. 1802906
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He’s at the same coffee shop again isn’t he? Kek. Super secret NDA video projects? Sure, Jan. No one reputable wants to work with his sex pest ass.
No. 1803006
>>1802431>excited to see his rapid progression into elderly wormif you insert a bald or balding even more than he already is version in
>>1802497 i think we may already be getting a glimpse into what elderly wormdick would look like kek
No. 1803014
>>1802497he needs to be told he is absolutely not a thirst trap.
>>1802507>at least he wasn't taking gross selfies in a closet and buying personality-less clothes.i almost miss that time of less projared cringe selfies, but i will admit his attempted "modeling" era is giving me some hearty keks
>>1802542>the screenshot of his stream tagged 'handsome' and 'muscles' were delusional enough but he could have wrote anything yet has to make it about how hot he thinks he is.wow. he truly is that deluded
>>1802906i'm laughing at the thought of him trying to set up his phone on the table at the right angle so he can use the timer to take a photo of himself with his hands posed over the keyboard "working", because no one else is taking his photos for him.
makes me wonder if he's one of those types to leave the ringer/volume on, meaning when the camera clicks the other people around can hear it - if he is he's probably even more obnoxious and cringe than i originally thought No. 1803217
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>>1803014He really is that deluded. He is in no shape, way or form a snack. Or a thirst trap.
No. 1804224
>>1803217Huge slightly crooked nose, flat cheekbones, weak eyebrow ridge, recessed jaw and maxilla, blatant overbite despite his dental treatment (?), huge forehead, bulging eyes, balding, wrinkles, long neck, narrow shoulders and body. He is fucking ugly. He literally has no conventionally attractive or even average features to speak of. The only good thing he had was a full head of hair (despite his shitty hairline) in his younger days, but even that’s gone. Repulsive
No. 1804276
>>1802906>I'm under NDA is freelancer for
>I'm unemployed>>1802497Giga level delusions. He looks like he's in his late 40s wtf.
No. 1804471
>>1804209omg this is exactly the vibe I got from reading that reply of his kek.
>>1804276Yeah it just sounds to me like he’s trying to build up hype for something that’s not there.
No. 1804478
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So ProWorm posted a reel where he goes into how some condom brand supposedly reached out to him for a brand deal on his IG. He’s trying to make a joke about it like they expect him to model them (fucking ew no) but he’s just like… clueless as to what he’d even do for it? Like damn dude, for trying so hard to be some sort of influencer he has zero creativity. You come up with something to plug the company on your IG, that’s what you do. It’s not rocket science. I dunno how this guy even became semi successful on YouTube.
No. 1804484
>>1804478What the fuck kind of brand deal are they hoping with this creepazoid?
"When I'm hoping to fuck fans at cons, I only trust Innsmount's Best brand condoms! Pre-slimed for her pleasure!"
No. 1804551
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>>1802431>>1803006Dropping another cursed ProWorm edit. Thanks
>>1802497 for the screencap
No. 1804764
>>1804478Thanks I hate it, I just about puked at the thought.
>>1804551And this is brilliant. Thank you for your service
nonny No. 1804877
>>1804478His pornsick coombrain really forces him to make everything about sex, porn and fucking in the sleaziest way possible.
He's like that one older guy at a party who tries to get teenage girls to watch porn with him in order to creep on them.
Like he's really trying to force and normalize constantly talking about fucking, onlyfans, thirst, condoms, etc.
No. 1804878
>>1804484>What the fuck kind of brand deal are they hoping with this creepazoid?I doubt they exist. I think it's just another weird attempt to get the "thirsty" teenage goth girls he hallucinates as his audience to reach out to him all like.
"whoa daddy, u should take that brand deal, I'll help you trying them on ;^) kissyface" or some shit.
Like this guy probably thinks real life works by porn rules.
No. 1804889
>>1804478>>1804484based on what
>>1804471 said with
>Yeah it just sounds to me like he’s trying to build up hype for something that’s not there.even though that statement was for something else i feel that's exactly it and i agree with
>>1804878 as i doubt an actual condom company has approached him, he's just being a gross, horny coomerbrained fuck again and wants us to think of him putting on a condom (ick.) he's getting more and more openly disgusting but also shows he has
not learned at all from sinjared.
>>1804881kek based on the story screenshot in
>>1804478 it's not going to take that long until he gets those wrinkles
No. 1804984
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He just can't help himself.
What a creep. Like legit creep territory.
No. 1804990
>>1804985I actually tried that one, but I couldnt find a way to make it work without coming over as excessively mean spirited.
Like it went into the territory where I went "this poor disabled man" and closed the program in disgust.
Like the moment you dial up contrast and reduce lightness in that one all his wrinkles come out and it really looks like he's viscerally suffering or something.
Super disgusting.
Yeah couldnt force myself to do that one lol but maybe someone else wants to.
No. 1805141
>>1805085idk nonna, imo i think he's showing that his hobbies now involve poorly modeling, poorly thirsting after girls and that his video ideas are supposedly "
super secret nda video projects" being worked on in a nearby coffee shop. it's bleak to see but surely there's more he can make of it that he just doesn't care to do because he currently just wants to be a pervert while pretending his career is fine.
he can at least try to rise above this and utilize whatever he can use (which is not looks, or a tasteful sense of humor or fashion) but he just doesn't want to.
No. 1805328
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>>1804551Haha omg this is amazing. The future ProWorm for sure. And he’ll probably still be trying to take advantage of his fans.
>>1805085Some of the comments towards him I’ve been seeing lately have cracked me up.
No. 1805559
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Does projared in a breastfeeding shirt count as milk
No. 1805738
>>1805559He wants to sleaze out so bad. Legit compulsive pervert behavior.
Did he forget his original internet fame was for being a videogame nerd? Not a pushy sex pervert creep.
No. 1805746
>>1805559i find it annoying when guys get that weird urge to show off their nipple for "humor". now
jared's implying it? fucking ick. cover the fuck up jared no one wants to see more skin from you than they need to kek
No. 1806003
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Happy Easter from the sex pest, plugging the stuff he got from one of his Twitch donators.
No. 1806038
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He’s so creepy
No. 1806044
File: 1681081958451.jpeg (149.26 KB, 1170x2086, 3A66CA59-5C94-449C-B198-F3C4A2…)
Is he implying that he’s a submissive?
No. 1806123
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Can’t forget this picture where he continues to act like he’s hot and when he’s actually a grotesque worm.
No. 1806238
>>1806044He wants to be real life final fantasy so bad holy shit
>>1806123His neck is the same length as the width of his shoulders
No. 1806272
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>>1806038Don’t scroll cp
Also don’t open if you think butthole jokes aren’t funny
No. 1806427
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No. 1806430
File: 1681150696978.jpg (74.98 KB, 1766x1726, eggworm.jpg)
No. 1806440
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>>1806123What's that pose even trying to convey?
I realize he's trying to go for some "rugged masculinty" thing, which is hillarious considering his wormlike everything, but does he realize the "cool guy" pose is having the hand rest on the belt or pockets, rather than pulling it up with the facial expression of a bewildered senior citizen after he had a adult diaper accident?
No. 1806542
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Here he is again doing whatever this is. Same pants as always but I guess I’ll give him minimal credit for at least wearing a shirt that’s not grey or black.
>>1806486omg it really is him lmao.
No. 1806543
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>>1806542Those 2-colored shirts haven't been in style since the early 2000s though.
That being said, his bottom-heavy pants give him the shape of grimmace from mcdonalds.
No. 1806687
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Holly posted this on her IG a couple of days ago. She’s still claiming that she got cancelled apparently, even though she still gets asked to events and such.
No. 1806696
>>1806687The whole "confidence of a mediocre white man" thing, Jared got just as cancelled yet he's out there posting the grossest pictures imaginable.
Then again he doesn't have Holly's victimization complex.
No. 1806774
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>>1806542>>1806486the resemblance is uncanny tbh, same hair color, head shape, and nose, and even their unusual body proportions and a dreadful fashion sense.
No. 1806860
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Holly’s also apparently taking the kid in her basement on a trip to Europe. Pretty expensive gift for someone to give who claims she’ll barely be able to feed her birds if people don’t buy stuff from her.
No. 1806885
>>1806864i see what you mean, and i
would agree but for one thing, the two separate threads would move pretty slow due to them not doing much aside from prodick being a creep and holly whining about her life, though holly's still a cow in her own right (although lacking milk) largely due to her mindset about her past association with jared and her not letting go of her
victim narrative around the situation. neither of them have grown from their shared past even though they're not an item anymore.
i am curious though as to whether any game grumps related milk, if there's currently any going on, would pop up here or in a new thread. this series of threads did used to be about suzy and by extension gg after all, until holly and jared started their shit. even ross and heidi still get mentioned here though it's been a while.
>>1806875she doesn't have a kid, she's looking after someone else's for some reason but tbh i don't really understand what's going on there
No. 1806896
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A description of Ichabod Crane
>The pedagogue was described as a most unusual man. To see him striding along, one might mistake him for a scarecrow eloped from a cornfield. He was tall, but exceedingly lank. His head was small and flat on top, with a long, snipe nose. It looked like a weathercock perched upon his spindle neck. Altogether, he was an apparition seldom to be seen in broad daylight.
No. 1806911
>>1806896Uncanny
>>1806885I haven't followed any game grumps related stuff in years, simply because they're so boring but also hush hush about any controversy. that's something they're actually good at, not engaging with any drama and sitting it out.
No. 1807008
>>1806998ntayrt but
>>1806883 is being kinda ragebaiting by using the word "child" without additional context. If you don't know their actual age, saying they're a child gives people an image of like a 10 year old. I agree Holly's being creepy taking topless pics of a barely adult, but it doesn't help to phrase it like she's making literal cp.
No. 1807020
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>>1807017Looks like Holly’s been over here again kek. There’s a follow up to her original tweet.
No. 1807053
>>1806953I agree, unfortunately the world doesn't seem to. There are tons of minor tifs showing off their bodies on instagram and topless minor males are also everywhere now because their chest is deemed non sexual unless the context is beyond blatant but even then you'd be surprised how far things are allowed to go. It's gross as shit, especially because tifs are encouraged to "be free men" and revel in toplessness. I guess the tif in this case being 18 would make it harder for your average normies to see as pedo shit but we all know better here.
>>1807042Imagine being so desperate for a friend but unable to befriend someone your own age you target a tif whose mom is willing to use her to orbit her fave harder. This feels like Lainey x Sarah minus the pedo husband. Wonder if the tif is being used as a tissue as well or if they're equally feeding each other's
victim complexes.
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>>1806044Lucky us, the “fashion” harnesses have arrived. I’m sure the worm is dying to show these off, ugh.
No. 1807485
>>1807303>>1806044This is so crazy because this thread called this months in adavance! lol
see:
>>1769317 No. 1807575
>>1807485Oh damn you’re right
nonny! It was the predictable fashion evolution for this sex pest kek.
Those harnesses are really cheap looking too. Perfect for him lmao.
No. 1807595
>>1807585I have never seen someone wear something like this as a casual fashion statement.
Possibly at a pride parade
No. 1807599
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>>1807595it takes about 1 second to find a billion articles extolling harnesses as a new male fashion trend
nonnie No. 1807633
>>1807599That just reads as exorbitantly ugly small vests to me.
Also weird celebrity fashion is basically just as much as a freak occurrence as pride parade fashion.
No. 1807636
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>>1807599That's really dumb looking but still something totally different from the fetish straps that wormdick bought himself.
Like he bought himself something that looks like bdsm fetish gear. This stuff on the other hand looks like ugly adult bibs.
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Here’s the result kek.
No. 1807751
>>1807698What's he even trying to evoke here? He looks deranged and why is he fiddling around with his shirt?
Also he's too fucking sloppy to make sure his bondage straps even sit flush on his body (the one left of his neck is all twisted)
No. 1807756
>>1807698I just noticed he's wearing his busted old turtle neck again. The one he claims makes everyone constantly compliment him.
The fabric looks so fuzzy, like old socks.
No. 1807790
>>1807599two on the left with the 500 yard stare are definitely only wearing those because their sugar daddy made them, reminds me of all Harry Styles' ""fashion"" which is blatantly chosen by an ageing fetishizing moid(s)
>>1807303 "fashion harnesses" his whole brand is posting like a groomer moid in 2006, everyone in 2023 can see through all this. Pretty sure an 8 year old in 2023 knows what a bdsm harness looks like due to thot fashion trends on tiktok.
No. 1807795
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Big yikes.
No. 1807845
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>>1807795Considering that his hideous dick pics are literally just a google search away, he should stop lying. This one is censored, but I'm spoilering it anyways because any part of him nude is nsfl.
>>1807835Tbh, wouldn't surprise me. He looked like an average 5-6 inches at best, but
also grossly skinny with a scar taking up half the shaft and a grotesquely oversized mushroomhead. No. 1807867
>>1807845god, this really makes him look even more disgusting. even
with the censor.
No. 1808049
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>>1807963>>1807887>>1807957>>1807963Tried to make a visual representation of this thread.
No. 1808142
>>1808049This deserves next thread pic
Anyone writing the new thread? If not I can try my hand at it
No. 1808910
>>1808712>>1808902also imagine if he actually lurked with
>>1769085 as the thread pic and had to be confronted with it every time he visits
No. 1809295
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New thread almost done (sorry had some stuff come up), what do we think of this photo for thread pic or should I drop the collage thing? I couldn't decide on a picture haha
No. 1809296
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New thread almost done (sorry had some stuff come up), what do we think of this photo for thread pic or should I drop the collage thing? I couldn't decide on a picture haha
No. 1809552
>>1809296I like it
nonny. There were a lot of good contenders for pics so may as well put them all together!
No. 1810029
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Imagine going to a MTG tournament and seeing this sitting in front of you.
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No one asked for this.