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No. 2121455

AKA Heather Explores, Heather Sparkles

Previous Thread: >>2098831
Explanation of Heathertime: >>2059264
Thread #19 >>2065128
Thread #18 >>2045943
Thread #17 >>2027512
Thread #16 >>1938223

IG: @haunted_butterfly
@heather_explores (old account)
TT: @heather_explores
YT: heatherexplores19

Heather Steele is a 34-year-old former retro toy collector/Fairy Kei fashion Youtuber reincarnated as a self-proclaimed spooky Victorian summer goth nice girl on an eternal quest for the Ryan of her otherworldly dreams. Her persecution complex, constant negativity, obsession with her "influencer" status on social media, and frantic love-bombing behavior shows no signs of slowing down.

In the last thread Heather had multiple health scares, returns to YouTube, quits Target, and her Goober Peas Ryan (supposedly) moves in. She ruined a grave or two, cosplayed as Lurch, and thought a new iPhone would changer her life (spoiler: it did not). We witnessed a few ‘healthy grocery hauls’ and many many more ice cream trips to Gettysburg.

>>2101541
Heather calls an ambulance and goes to the hospital because of a migraine
>>2101546
Videos ensue relaying her near death experience
>>2102974
YouTube return
>>2103828
Trying to trap a new Ryan?
>>2104403
Rant about how traumatic it is for her to return to YT
>>2105893
Takes her Ghost Ryan on a road trip
>>2108374
Another dramatic ‘medical episode’
>>2108397
Starts her unemployment talk
>>2108465
Praising a Confederate solider she has not relation to
>>2109489
Rant about a job interview and GooberRyan moving in
>>2111361
Caught liking inflatable fetish content
>>2113520
Talk of Goober moving in
>>2113772
More munchie health scare talk
>>2114674
Scariest footage of Gooberpeas yet
>>2117770
Heather is financially ruined from her migraine
>>2120368
Heathers brother is in prison for murdering his wife

No. 2121456

All the Ryans in order:
>Ryan 1: Motivational Youtuber. Heather latched onto him and he apparently tried to help the dysfunctional couple by suggesting Heather seek therapy. Eventually they both threw him to the dogs.
>Ryan 2: Ryan Z. Urbex’er whom Heather latched onto and physically stalked several times by using other people for rides. Met up again Oct 2019, Heather posted some cutesy things, and in less than a day those posts were removed and she put him on blast.
>Ryan 3: Short-lived gamer boy met through Tinder.
>Damian: On-off Urbex boyfriend. Eventually put him on blast after their 500th breakup.
>Ryan 4: Craig. Graveyard photographer Heather briefly dated, but they appear to still be friends.
>Ryan 5: Clay. Ex-boyfriend who broke up with her because she was negative. Tried to lure him back by being negative on her instagram stories.
>Ryan 6: ChaseRyan. Dated for like 2 weeks LDR and were supposed to meet IRL but he changed his mind after he realised she’s batshit.
>Ryan 7: Femryan. Stated dating the second time they met irl. After multiple breakups, Heather decided to end things for good because he wanted to go to a party on Halloween instead of going to the cemetery like all of their other dates.
>Ryan 8: ChaseRyan round 2. They finally met in person but he was also seeing someone else and ultimately chose her instead.
>Ryan 9: CharmRyan/GhostRyan. He got the measure of Hag pretty quick, and confessed to ghosting her cause she was still using Tinder and living her life on social media.
>Ryan 10: BomberRyan, which sparked and fizzled within a week. >>1186214
>Ryan 11: OldRyan, ryanectomy performed in less than 48 hours of this one being on the scene.
>Ryan 12: Revengeryan / Ryanhumrevenge -@Rumhamrevenge, older alt photographer who's been hanging out with Heather. Not a true ryan because he's not a spoopy boy she wants to fuck, but comes in and out of the picture like the other ryans. Their relationship is weird and they've shared hotel rooms, but Heather doesn’t think he's a keeper for some reason. >>1288115, >>1288582, >>1289256
>Ryan 13: PapeRyan. An old friend who she lost touch with ‘because of muh stalkers’. 13, unlucky for some, certainly unlucky for him. It seemed like she had finally found a decent match but it lasted mere weeks, Hag blaming their break up on his religious beliefs.
>Ryan 14: BloodRyan aka Lurch. Heather met her match with this one- just as impulsive, insane, childish and melodramatic as she is. He promised the world, but after she quit her job and moved cities to be with him, he booted her out of his home after only a week…is he to blame? Is she? Heather claims the split was due to her plant collecting hobby, which Lurch was jealous of.
>Ryan 15: BrianRyan aka BRyan. After an initial pre-Christmas date, Hag was sneaking pics and declaring love for this new Ryan. Off-the-peg forest and sigil tattoos, painted nails, thinning hair and 2012 piercings. Heather refers to him as a "psycho" and claims she was too caught up in physical attraction to recognize his "toxic behavior."
>Ryan 16: ClockRyan. A resident of Long Island who she met over an app when he was visiting her area. She fell immediately in "love" and followed him back home, visiting NY with him over a weekend. He broke it off after about a week, apparently due to getting back with his ex.
>Ryan 17: BabyRyan. Met him on some dating app and he lived 2 hours away. Calls him her "baby boy." Dates him for a few weeks at most and manages to pull off a pregnancy scare in that time. BabyRyan breaks it off in response to the "accidental" scare.
>Ryan 18: AxeRyan. Heather matched with him on an app a year ago and forgot about him. She then matched with him again but offline about a month ago by attending the same spooky paranormal convention. He's a "Certified Paranormal Investigator" and is completely smitten by our summer goth princess.
>Ryan 19: DeadEyesRyan. 36 year old history teacher. Met on a dating app. Dated for 6 months and shortly got engaged until he breaks things off, likely because he couldn't handle the consequences of Heather's online activity. Alleged racist and creep.
>Ryan 20: Mysterious PoxRyan, gave Heather blisters in her mouth, tinfoil it was Rextyoung aka OG BabyRyan?
>Ryan 21: WannabePrivateRyan, aka PrivateRyan, aka Goober Peas Ryan aka Blind Ryan, real name Ethan, freshly turned 22 years old forklift driver, this half blind Ryan is a military cosplayer CIVIL WAR (hi nonna) autist who got turned down when he tried to enlist and whose personality is currently being cannibalized by Heather

No. 2121458

I’m sorry about the typos nonnies I’m a dumbass and it’s late

No. 2121462

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She’s so fucking annoying

No. 2121464

>>2121458
Thank you for the new thread!
>>2121462
Heather remembering the real victims on Memorial Day: herself, in the YouTube comments.

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No. 2121485

Thank you for the new thread nonny the threadpic is already a classic kek
>>2121465
I feel like no one said the problem is her walking in a cemetery. hashtag history!!1

No. 2121490

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KEK amazing photo op I can’t stop loling. I have been waiting to post this pov because of course goob is retarded enough to stick his head into the barrel of a cannon

No. 2121492

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Happy Memorial Day to Heather and goob!

No. 2121496

>>2121492
He looks like a middle aged hillbilly dad.

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>>2121465
you know what nonnas, I feel like we've been too hard on her. She's actually pretty goth in a halloween witch decoration kind of way. kek

>>2121492
>>2121496
he gives me dale gribble, but worse, energy tbh? It's insane that goober is only in his early 20s yet looks like this already. Of course they are out there glorifying literal traitors >>2121462 on this day too.

No. 2121501

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She looks like Big Ed in the new threadpic kek. Neckless af

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No. 2121512

>>2121504
>my forever friend
goobers penis must be super small if shes making tulpas of old bearded men from hundres of years ago

No. 2121556

>>2121512
>>2121504
>>2121492
>>2121465
At least she finally found someone who is as obsessed about useless old junk as she is.

No. 2121562

>>2121512
KEK I mean look at goob, he probably has ovaries that he doesn’t know about and that’s why they can’t conceive

No. 2121569

>>2121504
she shouldnt be in relationships at all. shes cares about the image of a dead guy and is saying the same shit she does when shes ryan hunting. she can try to pass this off to ethan has some history shit, but shes freakishly immature with generic looking white guys and it doesnt make sense.
>>2121465
heather is so hellbent on proving to the internet that shes a nice and caring person when shes really a cunt who cant even take the slightest criticism kek she still remembers those youtube comments

No. 2121599

>>2121569
To be fair her ryan is also an husbandofag, i dont think he realizes how homosexual his obsession with old dead scrotes comes off. Most people dont clean their own relatives graves, meanwhile this guy is out there doing it for free kek. I am sorry but if you told me a guy was cleaning random old guys graves for free and didnt give more context i would think its some weird homosexual.

No. 2121613

>>2121490
Its a centuries old, unusable cannon. Do you really think he was in danger for looking inside it?

No. 2121623

>>2121613
Kek right? It's not like he loaded the canon either. It's literally just a metal tube.

No. 2121640

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Left was yesterdays ice cream right is today

No. 2121644

>>2121640
not mintchoco? someone should check up on heather and see if shes okay

No. 2121659

>>2121613
the nonas on here are high inhibition shutins and terrified of everything(Baiting)

No. 2121670

>>2121613
I think the point was that it is autistic behavior for a full grown man to stick his head in a cannon in public at a monument/memorial meant to be a place of respect. But idk im not that anon and im the autist who would probably have found the bird best too.

No. 2121680

>>2121644
but it has a flag stuck in it, so it's okay, she has been doing such amazing patriotic work over memorial day, she deserves a very American ice cream and not the mint ice cream coming from the British traitors.

No. 2121755

>>2121465
This stupid cunt. No one gives a fuck if she walks in a cemetery. Is she really this dumb? Everything about her reeks of ignorance.
>people who didn’t want to be forgotten
How the fuck would she know? She oozes unethical dumb fuck behaviour stomping around like many nonnas say not for historical education or to share anything other than we should be looking at her…for what? Existing? God she’s a moron.
>>2121464
>remembering the real victims
Kek spot on

No. 2121779

>>2121670
thats a stupid explanation anon this isnt beating the shut in allegations. his life was not in danger and theres nothing "autistic" about sticking ones head in a dead cannon people do that for shits n giggles or curiosity.

No. 2121837

>>2121640
I can't even imagine how fat she's going to be by the end of summer.
>>2121680
Memorial Day, Flag Day, July 4th… these are the new Halloweens for her new, boring identity.
>>2121492
That's… not the true meaning of the holiday. The way she's stolen his personality but doesn't entirely understand his interests is so creepy.
>>2121490
> [ feelings of foinin stuff intensifies ]

No. 2121875

>>2121462
i wonder if she said this because that stupid grave cleaning girl from tiktok has been getting dragged for cleaning graves now since people realize how stupid it is. i doubt anyone said anything to her though no one cares enough kek.

No. 2121902

>>2121504
I don’t understand what she’s going to do with the reproduction tintype? try to sell it? give it to the historical society of his town? she doesn’t have a fucking JOB right now, how is she not worrying about that 24/7?

No. 2121930

>>2121902
It's for her own collection

No. 2121954

>>2121465
I don't understand her problem. In my country it's very normal to walk around a cemetery, we even have the largest cemetery park in the world, so people go there for walks and enjoy the silence and nature. But honestly, I would be so mad at her if she would clean a grave from one of my ancestors. Maybe they wanted to be left alone and not posted on her boring stories? She is doing all of this for attention and so she can cry about how she is the victim here and that's the problem for me.

No. 2121969

>>2121902
its for her husbando shrine

No. 2122001

>>2121954
There is no problem. She has a need to be unique and special, and be persecuted for it.
I said this before but in one of the first threads she once had a melty about how everyone has a "thing" they're known for, and how desperately she wanted to have her own thing too. That's why she jumps from shallow interest to shallow interest, she's looking for her thing - the rarer/more different the better, so that she will feel truly unique. She blatantly ignores even to herself that many people share this interest and that she isn't as special and interesting as she wants to be
The persecution aspect is common with other people as well, it just makes them feel even more special and is an excuse to ask for asspats and constant validation, which can be seen by her only ever replying to negative comments, rarely she replies to positive ones.

No. 2122002

>>2121837
>The way she's stolen his personality but doesn't entirely understand his interests
That time she went digging with the metal detector and threw a fit because it was a waste off her time was so hilarious. It really is creepy tho.
>>2121954
It’s also normal in burgerland. It’s not some unique thing only freaks do. It’s such a non issue which is why it’s fucking stupid that she claims or the reason she gets hate.

No. 2122059

>>2121954 she also ignorantly assumes all these soldiers are forgotten. How would she know? I would love a dead confederate husbando’s great grandkid to weigh in on the graves she’s cleaning and taking smiling photos in front of. It’s also extremely normal to walk and exercise in cemeteries in America so she’s insane. I walk the dog in one, so spoopy!

No. 2122063

>>2121455
>>2121456
Thank you for the Ryan breakdowns, anon. No mention of the ill-fated SpiderRyan though? Poor little dude.

No. 2122072

>>2121465
Honestly don't get where she gets this bullshit from.
I grew up in a cemetery property. People are free to visit and to view graves.
What people get mad about is when the family's privacy is disrespected by self absorbed morons clambering all over their ancestors' grave and posing for photos to be "so goff!" Look but don't touch Heather, it's that simple!

No. 2122073

>>2122059
What do you know about your great grandparents? Unimportant people being forgotten is natural. Literally who cares.
>>2121462
It's wild how she's been standing in front of graves for years and gooberyan turned that into actually doing a thing in just a few months. I shit on autistics a lot but I never realized they can be such a good influence on cow-type retards. Really makes you think, huh

No. 2122098

>>2121640
We need a collage of her ice creams with her own quotes about losing weight overtop kek who the actual fuck documents their daily ice cream this extreme. She's going to become morbidly obese now that she traded Ryan hunting for an eating addiction to cope with a lame man who won't leave her.

No. 2122135

>>2121930
maybe I am confused by her terrible writing, but I thought she was saying she wanted somebody to make a copy of the one she already owns, not of the one that the government owns?

No. 2122220

>>2122135
Yes, you are. She wants a reproduction of the government-owned tintype so that she can compete her collection of pictures of her husbando.

No. 2122275

>>2122073
>I never realized they can be such a good influence on cow-type retards
goober might be a walled, half blind, balding, possibly inbred, incel maga retard but at least he's earnest about his hobbies. that alone makes him a cut above Hag.
sadly he'll never realize he's better off alone, but i think you're on to something

No. 2122406

>>2121504
If she's gonna husbandofag some dead guy she could at least pick an attractive one

No. 2122430

heather's life is always so boring and predictable its actually quite comforting to know she hasnt changed a bit and is still hoovering up 4000 calories a day and collecting useless old junk(sage your shit)

No. 2122437

Updated ice cream tally from the last thread and this on thus far. That is 18 hours of driving to Gettysburg and back. Insane.

>03/17/25

>03/22/25
>03/27/25
>04/02/25
>04/14/25
>04/23/25
>05/03/25
>05/09/25
>05/10/25
>05/17/25
>05/25/25
>05/26/25

No. 2122439

>>2122437
She’s definitely gone way more than just these dates. These were just the times anons posted about it. Im convinced she goes every day but doesn’t always show off her ice cream kek

No. 2122475

>>2122437
I just don't understand how she has the time and energy to drive so much for ice cream. That's a shit ton of gas money too.

No. 2122492

>>2122475
She's depressed and miserable. Ice cream seems to be her only source of comfort and joy these days. I think it's very telling that she posts more about ice cream than her relationship. She never announced that goober moved in. Or any lovey dovey posts at all lately other than when he caught the mice that were in her apartment.

No. 2122500

Is she going to gettysburg to change her location on dating apps and swipe/chat in her car while getting ice cream? It can't just be for ice cream

No. 2122513

>>2122500
That's an interesting theory. I don't know how dating apps work but that 100% sounds like a Hag move. Especially re: >>2122437 because you can see her amp it up to double the amount of visits in just a couple months. Plot twist she isn't even eating the ice cream, she just posts those pictures so Goobs doesn't suspect anything. (But we have eyes, obviously she is eating the ice cream.)

No. 2122527

>>2122220
thank you for explaining! she is so hard to understand
how does she think posing on Instagram is going to accomplish that?
also, why isn’t she panicking about not having a job? she is so weird, she freaks out about things that don’t matter but is so unfazed by actually bad things like debt, unemployment, being obese

No. 2122528

>>2122527
Nta but I’m pretty sure she said she got the desk job of her dreams a couple weeks ago. I imagine she should be starting soon. Her boyfriend also quit his job with no other job lined up so he could live with Heather. They both can’t be unemployed.

No. 2122530

>>2122492
NTA but i agree. She has unrealistic expectations for relationships. She thinks a man is going to swoop in, fall head over heels for her, dote on her, follow her around, give her every bit of his time while simultaneously having a big bread winning job that would facilitate her being a NEET or eventually possibly a stay at home mom.
She sees men and partners as an accessory extension of herself. They should not do anything or exist without her being involved in some way. Anything they do should revolve around her. Yadda yadda. Very BPD narcissistic of her.
Too bad goober is a retarded baby who will never dote on her unless its temporary to secure sex for the night. No man would dote on hag. She is not a catch and brings BARE fucking minimum to the table (most woman have tits and can cook slop, calm down heather) while expecting to catch the king of the sea. Its pathetic and hilarious.
Heather is one of those cows that is genuinly not at all a spectacle like how shay or dana is, but is 100% unironically a hilarious and pathetic cow. Its insane.

No. 2122547

>>2122530
>expecting to catch the king of the sea
I'm really sorry to derail and I promise I won't follow up with any more posts about it but I absolutely love this expression. Are you ESL nona? Not that your writing seems that way, it's just that I've never heard that expression so I was wondering if it was a translation of a common phrase in another language.

No. 2122692

>>2122530
Honestly the blessed anon's analysis of "Heather Time" is one of the craziest things I've ever seen.
>>2059264
Everyone probably knows someone a LITTLE like that, but this is so extreme and intense it sounds like some odd Victorian mental illness. The girl who said "i love you" to every man she met.

No. 2122806

>>2122475
Genuinely believe she has a thing for someone that works there. Goober better watch out.

No. 2122868

>>2122806
I believe this tinfoil whole heartedly. There has to be a reason she’s driving so far so often, I don’t think she’s be making a trip there every week unless there is somebody she has her eye on. Why wouldn’t she just get ice cream from a local store instead of going to this tourist trap constantly?

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>>2122868 Looking at their Instagram all of their employees are middle and high schoolers and an elderly woman, I couldn’t find a single of age male employee so god I hope not. Gettysburg is just her main personality trait of the moment and it conveniently happens to be right by the ice cream place

No. 2122932

>>2122891
Wouldn't put it past her to try to hit on an 18+ high schooler. Regardless, if she really is going just to see someone, it must be having the opposite effect. The guy must think she's crazy to drive 1.5 hours every day just for ice cream.

No. 2122936

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>Hey, guys. I just wanted to check-in really quick. So I'm wearing my new prescription sunglasses. That's why I have them on this video because I'm trying to adjust to them. So I am in the midst of a huge life transition.

>I left my career of six years behind and I entered into a completely new industry. I am excited about it. It is a lot to learn. I'm gonna have to work on things about myself that make it hard for me to learn and communicate. But this is good.


>Like, I feel like I'm finally getting an education. I feel like I'm entering into something that's so important. And I'm just meeting the best people. And so, I feel really good about that. I had always told myself that once I left Target, I was going to start my own business.

No. 2122937

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>In my time in working for retail, it's been so next level stressful. The pressure has been unbelievable. The expectations have been impossible and I was so depressed. I I am at the highest weight I have ever been in my life. I've packed on the pounds.

>I have not been feeling confident or good about myself lately. So I just went through a dark time and it was really hard for me to do anything meaningful in my free time because all I could do was think about work and, like, cry and, like, I just I couldn't handle what it was doing to me mentally and physically. But now that, you know I'm having a big reset- a career reset- I feel like I am at a point where I could have a little small business from home. So I am gonna try to restock the Etsy over the weekend. I know I said that all the time but guys you don't understand the situation I was in.

No. 2122938

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>You know, I am not a cog in a machine. You know, I am not something that just gets ground down to nothing, thrown away and discarded. I'm a human being and I want to feel like I'm growing in a career and I'm learning and I'm doing something that matters. Just not constantly, like I said, feeling ground down to nothing. And so I guess I'm just really excited.

>I'm not gonna talk too much about work on here. I wanna keep that personal but, I'm very excited and hopeful and I'm just gonna learn all I can. But yeah. So anyway, the point of this is that I gotta get some stuff sold because I am like in between jobs. It's a weird time for me financially, you know with getting my paychecks and everything.


>So I gotta get some stuff sold. This is great motivation to get the shop restocked so stay tuned.

No. 2122959

>>2122936
Wth is this look? Looks like she got electrocuted. Never have I ever heard of someone wearing prescription sunglasses inside their home to "get used to them." Is she wearing the bathing suit she got last month?

So she's in between jobs and it's weird for her with her finances right now but she's still thrifting crap, spending gas and ice cream money in Gettysburg, and trying to buy commissioned custom husbando garbage, all while being financially ruined from medical bills. But it's all okay because this time, nonnies, this time she's going to sell stuff on Etsy.

No. 2122960

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>And I'm trying hard to get back on my diet and lose this weight. I went to the gym for the first time last night. It felt pretty good. And I'm just going to keep going with it. Like I said, I think just having the stress of being a team lead off of me not being a team lead anymore, you know, not being, a VM, not being, you know, that girl is going to be so good.

>Like I said, any job is going to have its stress. Any job is going to have challenges and it's important to be able to take on challenges. But what I was going through was a little much. A little much And it's such a weight off my shoulders to not think about that time anymore. So, I'm looking forward to just healing, growing, de stressing, and starting that business. So, stay tuned.

No. 2122961

>>2122891
Honestly i dont think its as deep as having a crush on an employee there. I just dont think she knows they sell ice cream by the tub in the grocery store. Who eats ice cream from the shop, this much? this is a symptom of mental illness.

No. 2122965

>>2122891
Old Dominion is a college. She's probably after this college freshman. Her current bf is only a couple years older than him.

No. 2122968

>>2122891
I honestly just think shes addicted to the dopamine ''treating'' herself gives her. Sure she can get ice cream by the tub at walmart, but her ice cream posts are always accompanied by messages about how she's treating or rewarding herself for something she did. I dont think she has a crush on that neanderthal, although its not like her standards are high.

No. 2122973

>>2122938
>I gotta get some stuff sold because I am like in between jobs
Does this mean she hasn’t started her new job and she quit her target job too soon? How are you between jobs? What am I missing.

No. 2122976

New nonnie here, sorry for being dumb but what's the origin of the Ryan meme? It wasn't in the thread op. I checked this thread and a few back and they didn't mention the origin. I checked the original thread and it mentions going after some guy who didn't want her. Is this some guy actually called Ryan that all of her subsequent partners were named after? (I'm guessing og Ryan on the list) And why did one guy (Damian) get reffered by his real name when the others did not? I know Lurch from elsewhere so he dosen't count.

>>2122530
>having a big bread winning job that would facilitate her being a NEET or eventually possibly a stay at home mom.

Tbf having a stay at home doll of a gf is a goal for some men inn the current political climate and she IS white. She might be able to catch one of those.

No. 2122982

>>2122965
Agree, idk why nonnies here don’t comprehend that everything she does is for a Ryan. I’m sure in her town there’s ice cream shops but she’s really going 1.5 hour drives for this one mediocre place. The freshman guy looks like a new Ryan to me. He’s also much more attractive than her current Ryan and I thinks he might want younger. Maybe this one will let her move her garbage into his dorm room
>>2122973
To me it almost sounds like she’s quitting her target job to sell shit because idk what else would make sense. She’s insane

No. 2122988

>>2122547
Ayrt. No im not ESL nona. I just meant as in how they say "theres plenty of fish in the sea."

No. 2122989

>>2122976
Its just because she unintentionally dated a few guys who were all named ryan. So i believe thats the main source. A nona can correct me if im wrong tho. Thats what i remember.

No. 2122995

>>2122936
Living delusional. She couldn't flip her hoard while at having a job. Being fat, depressed, having an autistic man child with no job, now she's jobless, that one factor isn't going to motivate her to do it if none of those other reasons did. And let's never forget her storage container with her toys and God knows what else she continues to hoard to spite the haters.

>>2122960
She looks so fucking old in these shots from her weight gain kek grandma Steele lost her good camera angles from being with a man too long. Exercise is for stress relief, if she didn't do it while stressed about her job and reap the benefits I don't see her doing it now that she's going to be home all day.

No. 2123004

>>2122938
Christ, she makes it sound like she was slaving away in the coal mines. She says her new “career” is doing something meaningful and important, but I can tell the real reason she suddenly doesn’t want to talk about work on IG—while talking about work—is that she’s doing something super lame and mundane and doesn’t want to admit it. This is exactly how she talked about Target at first, too.
>>2122960
She is such a broken record. It’s wild how batshit insane yet simultaneously so boring she is.

No. 2123056

>>2122960
This is the most insane she has looked in a while. Hair all roughed up like she just rolled out of bed, top pulled down as much as possible for the eternal RyanHunt™, sunglasses inside like she is larping as blind. Rambling for the zillionst time about her health and how she needs to sell things because she needs money and we all know tomorrow she will be back at the ice cream place…

No. 2123096

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she is trying to drop hints for Goober

No. 2123097

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and she got 2 new glasses, not sure if it's an upgrade

No. 2123106

>>2123097
wait wait wait, is that mascara on her lashes??

No. 2123132

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>>2123097
>>2123106
Omg a hint of mascara! Also what did she do to her hair, it looks like a broom?

No. 2123184

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>>2123097
She went back and bought the ugly ones too

No. 2123206

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>>2123097
I know she can’t do anything about her lens thickness but they really don’t do her any favors

No. 2123207

>>2123184
>it's vital that I have a spare pair
>I have one for the first time ever
So you made it to 35 without ever having a spare pair of glasses but somehow it's "vital?" Words mean absolutely nothing to Heather.

No. 2123220

>>2123206
actually, you can do something about it, you can get thinner glasses, they are just more expensive, at least where I live. And it depends if you get them made out of plastic or glass, glass can be made thinner than plastic. And maybe she should have chosen another frame, if they are so thick that the frame can't cover it, it's the wrong frame.

>>2123207
she needed another reason to buy something, everything in her life is about buying stuff and to feel the rush for 10 minutes after she purchased something.

No. 2123234

>>2123220
>you can do something about it, you can get thinner glasses, they are just more expensive
Entirely depends on how bad your prescription is, they can only do so much. And eye doctors will recommend round frames for higher prescriptions because they hold thick lenses better and give a greater sight range.

No. 2123253

>>2123234
I don't know how it's where she lives, but no one ever told me how round my glasses should be. Good opticians can do a lot, I'm far-sighted and I could get half the thickness of my glasses if I would have chosen glass over plastic. Maybe she got what was paid for? Like I said, I don't know how it's handled in the USA, we have to pay for our glasses 100% ourselves and so it's just a personal decision what you want to pay and if you go for the normal thickness or for thinner ones.

No. 2123266

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God she looks so bad lately

No. 2123267

>>2123266
If that's not peak g0ff

No. 2123278

>>2123266
Barfly chic!

No. 2123295

>>2123253
>I don't know how it's handled in the USA
Nonna, just google it. She's honestly dumb for getting glasses through the actual eyedoctor still though, it's no secret it's a monopoly at this point. She'd be better off ordering them online.

>>2123266
The yellow top is the least awful one out of that pile. I don't get what's up with her and these ugly old lady florals. I guess it'll make it easier when she eventually transitions to moomoo sizes at least.

No. 2123339

>>2123234
yea genuinely the best thing you can do at that point is contact lenses. which are often recommended for high prescription vision impairments anyway. contacts tend to correct vision better than glasses ever could after a certain threshold. though it's expensive it can be well worth the quality of life improvement imo in cases like hers. With all the frivolous spending she does this would be a way better investment

No. 2123353

>>2123266
The blouse is actually not bad imo obviously doesn’t match the pants. I’d love to see her in a simple fit and flare dress.

No. 2123383

>>2123295
>She's honestly dumb for getting glasses through the actual eyedoctor still though, it's no secret it's a monopoly at this point. She'd be better off ordering them online.
she is dumb so it’s doubtful she’s even investigated ordering them online, but with how thick her lenses are/how strong her prescription is i wonder if she would even be able to. sites like zenni etc can’t always handle super strong correction or specialized optics like prism lenses. she could at least go to costco or sam’s club though

No. 2123387

>>2123220
For very thick lenses like what she has, using glass is not ideal because it will be very very heavy. She probably uses high index plastic which is at least as thin as the glass anyway and much lighter. She should try contacts tho her eyes might be allergic to them or she might have severe astigmatism on top of nearsightedness in which case contacts won't help her because contacts can't correct astigmatism.

No. 2123407

>>2123387
you can actually get contact lenses when you have astigmatism and nearsightedness, how I know? I have both and have contact lenses. She tried them some time ago but wouldn't get along with it and so went back to her glasses.

No. 2123415

>>2123407
Same. My prescription is terrible and my glasses are probably the same thickness as heather’s, and distort my face the same way. Which is why I wear contacts almost every day. It’s really not that hard to adjust to.(blogging)

No. 2123426

File: 1748784713594.jpeg (1.54 MB, 1170x2165, IMG_7904.jpeg)

Heather commented “oh my” on a fart fetish video of an obese woman farting on littlest pet shop toys and a man smelling them. It’s all too much, I think I have to delete instagram now.

No. 2123432

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>>2123426
I wonder what goob thinks about this.

No. 2123470

>>2122959
> But it's all okay because this time, nonnies, this time she's going to sell stuff on Etsy.
Be fair, if this works then a "return to YouTube" might be in the cards!
Heather lives on a hamster wheel and as soon as she becomes aware of it she smothers the thought in ice cream and scuzzy redneck dick.

No. 2123499

>>2123426
Heather does have those lifeless female gooner eyes tbh.

No. 2123552

>>2123426
It kind of blows my mind that she feels persecuted for being into stereotypical spooky bullshit no one cares about but has no issue with publicly following and commenting on fart and inflation fetish content. Her mind is truly a mystery

No. 2123596

>>2123426
The real question is does she fart on Goober or does he fart on her?

No. 2123673

>>2123552
Maybe goober likes her ice cream farts so that’s why she drives so far every day for the mint chocolate chip Kek

No. 2123703

>>2123407
you can but most people with astigmatism don't enjoy seeing car headlights looking like laser beams while driving at night

No. 2123765

>>2123426
I have to admit I'd been skeptical of the idea that she's into weird shit as opposed to having a non sexual interest in furry costumes or something because it just seemed so insane, but I have to accept it. I was in denial and she really is a fucking freak. I like her because she's the most boring, repetitive cow ever, it's funny and almost soothing, but the fetishes are throwing me off so hard. I am no longer soothed.

No. 2123777

>>2123426
>>2123432
>>2123552
kek, what the fuck heather. I wonder if this is the real reason some of her ryans suddenly went cold on her like that one religious ryan or even lurch. Maybe even some of the "it's because I'm so spoopy" is just projection? She's a lil freak.

No. 2123794

>>2123703
Right. Which is why they make contacts for people with astigmatism.

No. 2123810

>>2123765
Kek nonna I feel the same way. Every time she gets caught liking freaky shit it feels like I walked in on my parents having sex. Heather is one of my favorites because her life is one unending idiot plot and this is so strange, even for her.

No. 2123813

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So much for not buying anything

No. 2123821

>>2123813
How’s she so certain that’s a family member? The name? All women were named Elizabeth and Kathrine back then. And all the men were John. That’s going to be her excuse for every stupid purchase.
>died for religious freedoms
So she was a weirdo cultist and they killed her. What a hero.

No. 2123838

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>>2123813
That painting looks weird af like it's been really badly "repaired"

No. 2123839

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>>2123821
she posted this to explain how she is connected. maybe a nonita who knows about genealogy can shine some light

No. 2123846

>>2123765

Why has no one of you realized the obvious? Farts and inflation are MOID fetishes. I'm pretty sure goober is into that and, as she ALWAYS mimics her moid, she's liking those posts to show goober she "understands his interests".

No. 2123847

>>2123813
Girl can't even find meaning in her own life she has to resort to being related to someone who did something. Our goff queen would never die for a cause kek she's the complete opposite of someone with firm beliefs

No. 2123869

>>2123846
Heather follows a lot of lolcows. To me, she seems to have a morbid curiosity with bizarre shit, not getting off on it. That fart video went kinda viral on Instagram as more of an oddity then a sexy thing (if you look at the comments it’s all people very confused, including Heather.) I unfortunately seem to have the same fyp as Heather as I’ve got these same weird ass videos come across my feed

No. 2123876

>>2123869
Yeah I gave her the benefit of the doubt here. It seems far more likely she would comment that as a genuine tf moment rather than actually being into it.

No. 2123930

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>>2123813
Translation: someone used an unrelated painting as the cover for his self-published book about Mary Dyer because it's public domain. Hers is a pretty bad copy probably done for fun or by a young student.
Appropriately he's better known for writing self-published joke books lol https://archive.is/B06g4

No. 2123941

>>2123876
She's actively following accounts posting this content, this wasn't a one off "the fuck am I looking at" moment, as much as I wish it was. If it was goober's doing I think his reddit history would be a lot scarier than just war autism and looking at blondes. Heather is a weirdo with an obvious sex addiction, it's really not that unbelievable.

No. 2123944

>>2123941
She was following the weird furry inflatable shit sure (not really that surprising) but nobody said she follows this account. That could easily come up on her feed just from the connection of 8t being tpy related

No. 2123954

>>2123944
How is furry inflation porn any better? I genuinely don't want to infight about this but come on, don't be glib. She's weird.

No. 2123956

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What a strange guy this one is

No. 2123961

>>2123930
As always, nonnies ITT are way better at researching the shit she buys than she is.

No. 2123995

>>2123956
KEK he had to have the goat removed from his sweater so his conservative Christian parents don’t freak out.
>>2123930
I thought it was weird she said “associated” and not “is a painting of Mary dyer”. Also it’s clear hers is an artists attempt at copying the original kek.

No. 2124008

>>2123956
> be covered in shit
> pls declutter the floor thx

No. 2124009

>>2123956
not to wk, but is he really that strange?
An autistic man sharing his autistic interests, nothing I haven't seen before
or maybe I'm just jaded after seeing further evidence of Heather having really weird fetishes

No. 2124043

>>2124009
Imo he’s pretty boring but I can’t get past those crazy eyes. Heather definitely met her perfect match there.

No. 2124057

>>2123954
I don't think it's "better" just that it was already well known she was a furry. I can at least somewhat understand it as a fetish people have as opposed to somebody farting on toys. Thats a new one to me and I've been online far too long and seen far too much.

No. 2124067

>>2123956

Panzermann 1944, huh. Between the Confederates, the Nazis, and Heather, guy can't pick a winner to save his life

No. 2124082

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Looking through goob’s post history. We knew he had a girlfriend that he was dumped by but apparently they were engaged. This is in r/metaldetecting kek

No. 2124083

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He also owns snakes and is active in a few snake communities. This comment made me kek because I’m sure he says this to Heather when she wants to talk about furry inflation

No. 2124129

>>2123846
Nonna, she's been into the furry community forever now. I don't doubt the weird fetishes might be something she picked up from her creepy nudist sex pest of an ex husband, but it's not a goober thing.

>>2124083
Goober definitely seems like the missionary only kind of guy, though heather did reveal they've done some weird civil war soldier roleplaying at least once. It's probably why she's still unhappy and is being more public with her weird freak fetishes.

No. 2124182

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Hagther pretending she has been into this hobby for 5 years. She picked it up because of Goober

No. 2124184

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some more context

No. 2124191

>>2124182
>>2124184
What an annoying fucking pickme. Say the word regiment more. And of course she has to call it her DEEP LOVE, she can't just discover something she likes and research it like a normal person. She liked it first and more than anyone else ever could! Also she's been cooing and gushing and crying over Ryans and dolls for the past five years, she has never shared anything having to do with her very recent Civil War obsession. It's like she's trying to outshine Goober and it's really embarrassing and pathetic.

No. 2124210

>>2124191
>BPD latching onto an autist, superficially absorbing their interests and trying to outshine them
Tale as old as time honestly. I bet goob is too dense to realize it's fake

No. 2124211

>>2123995

I'm more amused by "can you clean up the floor so it's not covered in guns, I might get in trouble on Facebook if I post a room just littered with improperly stored guns"

No. 2124255

>>2123426
how does heather…reconcile her fetishes. like they legit fetishes because they sexualize what shouldnt be. oh god is this why she has a long list of exes? please don't tell me she hinted or something with them…

No. 2124260

>>2124009
nta but "ridiculous" is the word I would have used, obsessing about war and idolizing dead kids who probably just wanted to survive is his entire personality. He doesn't even see them as sacrificing for a noble cause because "Panzermann_1944" makes it clear he sees no ideology at all, Confeds, Union, Nazi, British are all heroes because they're dead.

It's ridiculous because the military has told him directly that he's too much of a dysgenic retard to even be cannon fodder like his heroes. He's a walking cartoon of a chickenhawk.

No. 2124273

>>2124260
he and Heather are both valor-stealers who can’t be bothered to actually do anything useful in the world except buy shit related to history they don’t understand
Heather’s claim of descent from Mary Dyer looks legit enough, but also so fucking what? most white people on the East Coast of the US whose families have been here for five or more generations are descended from somebody who did something in the Revolutionary War; it was only 250 years ago and there weren’t that many Europeans here then

No. 2124314

>>2124184
bruh imagine you die and your possessions end up in some bpd bitch's home two centuries later

No. 2124375

>>2124273
Her lineage isn’t going to count until I see the documents which means I’m going to have to research this myself aren’t I? I can’t quite believe I’m about to waste time on this but I think it has to happen. Pray for me.

No. 2124397

>>2123956
Why does he look so fucking nasty he looks like a hobbo

No. 2124398

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The weirdest part of this is she is responding every single comment like it’s her own viral video. I couldn’t imagine dating this woman.

No. 2124406

>>2124398
She's probably so jealous of him slowly gaining an audience. His new posts post the viral video have at least 100 likes. Pretty impressive for a shitty niche instagram run by a sped.

No. 2124455

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>>2124398
She’s so weird for this. She wants credit for it so bad. She’s seething that her videos always flop

No. 2124467

>>2124455
She’s so fucking crazy lmao. He doesn’t even like most of her comments. She’s just sitting there replying to everything like it was a joint effort, she is sooooo mad he’s getting attention for this

No. 2124476

>>2124455
she acts like an overbearing, narcissistic mother. So their Halloween costume will be something like him being dressed as a toddler and she dressed as a pram, after she got even fatter from more ice cream. And I see the next ice cream in the near future, she has to compensate his success and her horrible depressing live.

No. 2124486

>>2124476
She went live?

No. 2124516

>>2124486
the nonny clearly meant life.

No. 2124549

File: 1749039005238.jpg (195.03 KB, 1080x1919, 1000025867.jpg)

Is she trying to flex that she's at the gym? I forsee a triple ice cream cone in the near future

No. 2124570

>>2124398
“solider” every goddamn time, she is so braindead

No. 2124604

>>2124455
>let the men of the south rest in peace

That last comment sounds like the person is pro-Confederate to the point that they're reluctantly saying "well even the Union soldiers deserve some historical remembrance" (not an uncommon sentiment from die-hard CSA obsessives) and then for a moment I thought Heather was scolding them for going there. But then she tells them to let the south rest in peace like she misunderstood their comment. She wants to be like Goob but doesn't understand his world or the people in it. Some of them are still fighting that war for real.

No. 2124626

>>2124486
sry, meant life, was 6 am in the morning and I had to get to work

No. 2124627

>>2124549
kek, so she is at the gym, sitting somewhere and looking at her phone. That's exactly how I imagined her using a gym.

No. 2124649

>>2124455
>>2124476
>she acts like an overbearing, narcissistic mother.
exactly. just like a narc mother who feels she deserves all the credit for her child's success, but Heather's even more delusional, cause she contributed nothing at all. She just stuck to him like a barnacle

>>2124627
my most charitable guess is she could be "researching" while walking on a treadmill, which is only marginally better
Imagine going to the gym to actually do some exercise, what a crazy idea

No. 2124662

>>2124649
I don't like him but I really hope that he will one day leave her because of her "serious" infertility. Imagine how horrible it would be if she had children of her own, treating them like all her Ryans.

And you really think she is on a treadmill doing her research? Don't think so. Imagine not spending the money for a gym membership that you don't use while you don't have any money.

No. 2124666

>>2124398
>his first viral video
This sounds so condescending, like gritting through her teeth to congratulate the "love of her life".

>>2124455
This makes it make sense though. Of course she's set up camp in his comments to be a cunty shitface. She's probably hoping she runs people off so he'll get less attention. She is actually insane. Seek help Heather.

No. 2124700

>>2124549
oh bullshit heather, youre fucking ryan hunting again

No. 2124726

>>2124662
>And you really think she is on a treadmill doing her research? Don't think so.
My point was even if she was actually at the gym, she wasn't really doing any real exercise.

>Imagine not spending the money for a gym membership that you don't use while you don't have any money.

right? I don't get why she feels the need to go to the gym. If she doesn't know how to do basic body weight workouts at home, surely the gym equipment won't make things any easier?
oh wait, I forgot it's Heather. It's not working out that matters, it's posting about it

No. 2124728

>>2124549
Kek she’s financially ruined but she’s paying for a gym membership to walk on a treadmill when she can go to a park and walk for free.

No. 2124765

>>2124726
Even if she actually did go to the gym and did more than walk on a treadmill, she'd need to go regularly and actually fix her diet in order to shed the lard. She's gonna stay fat and keep crying about it but at least her autistic boytoy doesn't seem to mind kek

No. 2124766

>>2124726
Even if she actually did go to the gym and did more than walk on a treadmill, she'd need to go regularly and actually fix her diet in order to shed the lard. She's gonna stay fat and keep crying about it but at least her autistic boytoy doesn't seem to mind kek(learn2delete)

No. 2124773

>>2124626
I wish she'd go live, it would great milk

No. 2125010

>>2124726
I am surprised she hasn't explained this away by uncovering an hater's plot in the gym and lamenting she will die fat and ugly because she is Too Goth While Exercising.

No. 2125017

>>2124455

I knew she was a hideous person but WOW.

No. 2125040

File: 1749149450667.jpg (272.79 KB, 1080x1919, solider_graves.jpg)

Is she trying to worm her way into his little success by acting like his marketing and PR person? She sounds like an autistic bot. And she is the last person on earth who should have anything to do with marketing and PR.

No. 2125090

>>2125040
She’s setting up a crowd funding thing for them to clean civil war graves? Good lord.

No. 2125113

>>2124455
>I'll see what I can set up so you can easily crowd fund caring for more graves
>>2125090

Ayrt, yes she's really coming off as a jealous little weasel who can't stand that goobs is getting more attention, and she has to interject herself anywhere possible (when he clearly doesn't need her help, he almost has more followers than her and he only just started posted consistently… if anything he should be helping her kek). And once again, her entire aesthetic has changed for a dude. RIP clocks, trains, plants, dollskill, dolls, ouija boards, and kitchen slop, she's a full-time confederate hag now!

No. 2125281

>>2125040
He's gained 4,300 followers since this post >>2042229 eight months ago, she must be SEETHING. Her account has been stagnating for literal years but her pet simpleton will be surpassing her in a matter of weeks.

No. 2125661

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47 thousand likes for Goob! Looks like Heather has given up camping in the comments, at over 2000 they overtook the appetite of even a professional phone addict.
(I included a lil ice-cream in the cap so she wouldn't feel too left out)



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